{"segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 2.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 30.0, "end": 32.0, "text": " I'm doing a show, I be back soon"}, {"start": 33.0, "end": 35.0, "text": " I didn't wish you wanted it"}, {"start": 36.0, "end": 38.0, "text": " Now I got it in my room"}, {"start": 39.0, "end": 41.0, "text": " There's nothing around my beard"}, {"start": 42.0, "end": 44.0, "text": " Got the best stars soon"}, {"start": 46.0, "end": 49.0, "text": " Chad, what the fuck is up butter cups?"}, {"start": 51.0, "end": 53.0, "text": " How are y'all boys doing?"}, {"start": 53.0, "end": 55.0, "text": " World Cup finals tomorrow, I know"}, {"start": 55.0, "end": 56.0, "text": " Yo Chad"}, {"start": 56.0, "end": 57.0, "text": " Um"}, {"start": 58.0, "end": 59.0, "text": " Guess what bro"}, {"start": 60.0, "end": 61.96, "text": " My flight got canceled because of weather."}, {"start": 65.76, "end": 67.48, "text": " I'm going to try to get a backup flight, bro."}, {"start": 67.48, "end": 68.88, "text": " I'm going to try to get a backup flight."}, {"start": 69.96000000000001, "end": 76.48, "text": " Dude, chat, I literally got a text, um, like an hour ago from like my airline."}, {"start": 77.03999999999999, "end": 79.84, "text": " They're like, oh, your flight has been delayed because of weather issues."}, {"start": 79.84, "end": 80.96000000000001, "text": " And I'm like, ah, no big deal."}, {"start": 80.96000000000001, "end": 81.36, "text": " Who cares?"}, {"start": 81.36, "end": 82.44, "text": " I can stream a little bit later than."}, {"start": 83.68, "end": 84.84, "text": " Chat, stop putting hard eyes."}, {"start": 84.84, "end": 85.96000000000001, "text": " Seriously guys, chill, chill."}, {"start": 86.0, "end": 86.88, "text": " Guys, come on, come on."}, {"start": 86.88, "end": 88.92, "text": " Guys, guys, stop putting hard eyes."}, {"start": 88.92, "end": 90.52, "text": " Um"}, {"start": 90.52, "end": 95.6, "text": " But yeah, I get a text that my flights delayed right I get a text that my flights delayed and I'm like"}, {"start": 95.6, "end": 97.68, "text": " I whatever like I could just stream later now who cares"}, {"start": 98.36, "end": 103.0, "text": " Then I get another text like an hour later that my flight is full-on canceled"}, {"start": 103.88, "end": 109.16, "text": " So normally I literally wouldn't care because I fucking hate flying, but bro. It's the World Cup"}, {"start": 111.6, "end": 113.6, "text": " Chat I don't"}, {"start": 114.32000000000001, "end": 116.48, "text": " Bro, I don't know what I'm gonna do"}, {"start": 116.48, "end": 124.0, "text": " guys what could I do if I actually don't find a flight if I actually don't find a"}, {"start": 124.0, "end": 135.0, "text": " flight a jet you know how much is a jet from Tampa to New York"}, {"start": 135.0, "end": 147.48, "text": " For a title, guys, I like flying commercial airlines because, one, it's safer."}, {"start": 147.48, "end": 152.88, "text": " I'm pretty sure, like, jets just crash more often than commercial airlines, and two, like,"}, {"start": 152.88, "end": 156.8, "text": " I feel like if you buy it, like, if you rent a jet or something, you're literally just"}, {"start": 156.8, "end": 158.32000000000002, "text": " Fighting money on fire."}, {"start": 158.32000000000002, "end": 159.16000000000003, "text": " Dead ass."}, {"start": 173.72000000000003, "end": 174.56, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 177.32000000000002, "end": 180.08, "text": " Bro, I just, I had a flight book!"}, {"start": 180.08, "end": 182.28, "text": " I had a flight!"}, {"start": 182.28, "end": 184.58, "text": " I had a flight book, did it got canceled?"}, {"start": 184.58, "end": 189.94000000000003, "text": " Yo, roundtrip is gonna be like, not even taxes, roundtrip's gonna be like 70 cash."}, {"start": 191.14000000000001, "end": 193.14000000000001, "text": " But I don't need to, I don't need to, um..."}, {"start": 194.22000000000003, "end": 196.22000000000003, "text": " I don't need one back, I just need one there."}, {"start": 197.70000000000002, "end": 200.70000000000002, "text": " Bro, chat, oh my fucking god."}, {"start": 203.06, "end": 205.06, "text": " Bro, is Tampa like four hours?"}, {"start": 206.82000000000002, "end": 207.82000000000002, "text": " Chat, I don't know what I'm gonna do."}, {"start": 208.66000000000003, "end": 211.82000000000002, "text": " Walk! You want me to walk to New York!"}, {"start": 211.82, "end": 217.82, "text": " You want me to walk to New York, you stupid fuck!"}, {"start": 217.82, "end": 219.82, "text": " Exo, think of it as your one."}, {"start": 219.82, "end": 221.82, "text": " I'm not a billionaire."}, {"start": 221.82, "end": 223.82, "text": " Shut the fuck up."}, {"start": 223.82, "end": 225.82, "text": " No CZ, think of it as a pun."}, {"start": 225.82, "end": 228.82, "text": " No, I actually don't know what to do."}, {"start": 236.82, "end": 238.82, "text": " Jack, because I had a flight tonight, bro."}, {"start": 238.82, "end": 247.48, "text": " bro in the flight got changed yo I'm not walking to New York dip shit that's"}, {"start": 247.48, "end": 258.32, "text": " gonna take like a month how long would it take to walk to New York why make it"}, {"start": 258.32, "end": 259.58, "text": " I'm looking this up."}, {"start": 259.58, "end": 260.62, "text": " Why am I even looking this up?"}, {"start": 260.62, "end": 261.92, "text": " Why am I even looking this up?"}, {"start": 272.34, "end": 275.44, "text": " Oh, it would take 17 hours to drive."}, {"start": 275.44, "end": 278.48, "text": " So how much would it take to walk?"}, {"start": 278.48, "end": 280.28, "text": " How long would it take to realistically walk"}, {"start": 280.28, "end": 283.44, "text": " across America, four to eight months?"}, {"start": 283.44, "end": 285.24, "text": " Mods, man, that guy."}, {"start": 285.24, "end": 289.8, "text": " So the world cup would be over for like six months and then I would arrive there"}, {"start": 290.72, "end": 292.48, "text": " Mods man that guy"}, {"start": 292.48, "end": 295.0, "text": " For the months LeBron got traded"}, {"start": 297.28000000000003, "end": 300.6, "text": " See you swear to God see you swear to God LeBron got traded"}, {"start": 309.28000000000003, "end": 313.04, "text": " No, he didn't bro LeBron's and I could trade it check you guys are fucking clickbaiting"}, {"start": 313.04, "end": 316.24, "text": " He's a free agent. Well, yeah, no shit. We knew that."}, {"start": 316.24, "end": 319.44, "text": " Captain LeBron said he's done with..."}, {"start": 319.44, "end": 324.64000000000004, "text": " Captain LeBron said he's done with the Lickers."}, {"start": 324.64000000000004, "end": 326.14000000000004, "text": " He said he's done with the Lickers."}, {"start": 326.14000000000004, "end": 332.74, "text": " No, so, Chat, what do I realistically do if my flight got canceled?"}, {"start": 332.74, "end": 338.34000000000003, "text": " Well, I could try to book another flight, but Chat, I think like..."}, {"start": 338.34000000000003, "end": 347.52000000000004, "text": " They're probably going to have like what's it called layovers layovers"}, {"start": 347.52000000000004, "end": 353.96000000000004, "text": " Dude, I'm actually depressed bro. It feels like someone just took a dump on my fucking"}, {"start": 353.96000000000004, "end": 357.32000000000005, "text": " face Chad it feels like somebody took a dump on my face, bro"}, {"start": 357.32000000000005, "end": 363.96000000000004, "text": " Jinx, if you a champion, I'll uninstall the game. Are you talking about Rocket League?"}, {"start": 363.96, "end": 367.15999999999997, "text": " Well, bro, get ready to uninstall the lecturers."}, {"start": 370.12, "end": 371.23999999999995, "text": " Where are the songs?"}, {"start": 371.23999999999995, "end": 372.44, "text": " Chat on chilling today."}, {"start": 373.68, "end": 374.88, "text": " Guys, listen up."}, {"start": 377.12, "end": 379.91999999999996, "text": " Today is gonna be an extreme gaming day."}, {"start": 379.91999999999996, "end": 382.0, "text": " Guys, I might push for champion Rocket League."}, {"start": 382.0, "end": 383.59999999999997, "text": " I might push for champion Siege."}, {"start": 383.59999999999997, "end": 385.35999999999996, "text": " I don't know what I'm gonna do today."}, {"start": 385.35999999999996, "end": 387.71999999999997, "text": " I just know I'm gonna be unfuck with him."}, {"start": 387.71999999999997, "end": 388.96, "text": " FNCS is today?"}, {"start": 388.96, "end": 390.88, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 390.88, "end": 392.08, "text": " What time though, bro?"}, {"start": 392.08, "end": 395.91999999999996, "text": " I might have to leave later for a flight. What time is FNCS?"}, {"start": 400.88, "end": 402.08, "text": " What time is FNCS?"}, {"start": 405.03999999999996, "end": 406.47999999999996, "text": " Rocket League dropped those three yesterday."}, {"start": 409.68, "end": 413.84, "text": " 6, 7 p.m. That's a little bit when I was like, gotta leave. Fuck, man."}, {"start": 416.15999999999997, "end": 420.0, "text": " See what's flying out of Fort Myers. Probably want to go to Fort Myers, man. Fuck!"}, {"start": 420.0, "end": 423.6, "text": " Four miles is like three hours from tampon strings."}, {"start": 426.72, "end": 431.16, "text": " Jack, fun fact, you know you're more likely to die on the way to the airport than in a plane?"}, {"start": 432.36, "end": 434.96, "text": " I can't wrap my head around that because planes are so scary."}, {"start": 436.2, "end": 437.6, "text": " Go to Philly and drive."}, {"start": 437.76, "end": 440.0, "text": " Ooh, not a bad idea, kid."}, {"start": 442.68, "end": 444.56, "text": " How far is it of a drive is Philly?"}, {"start": 446.6, "end": 449.76, "text": " Bro, but did they cancel the flight because of the weather in Florida or New York?"}, {"start": 449.76, "end": 452.92, "text": " Shout out to the weather, New York's supposed to be bad today."}, {"start": 452.92, "end": 455.71999999999997, "text": " Money, Degree to five gifts hit me."}, {"start": 455.71999999999997, "end": 459.15999999999997, "text": " Yeah, but my flight got canceled, I'm like depressed."}, {"start": 459.15999999999997, "end": 461.2, "text": " It's got to be because of New York."}, {"start": 461.2, "end": 463.15999999999997, "text": " There's no way it's because of Florida."}, {"start": 463.15999999999997, "end": 466.64, "text": " Layups, Degree to tier one."}, {"start": 466.64, "end": 469.24, "text": " You look really cute today, baby."}, {"start": 469.24, "end": 470.59999999999997, "text": " Thank you, bro."}, {"start": 470.59999999999997, "end": 471.24, "text": " Thank you, man."}, {"start": 471.24, "end": 472.24, "text": " That ass, thank you."}, {"start": 475.24, "end": 478.4, "text": " Ad-de-de-de-de."}, {"start": 478.40000000000003, "end": 480.74, "text": " Guys, how far is Philly to New York?"}, {"start": 483.90000000000003, "end": 485.40000000000003, "text": " God damn it, man!"}, {"start": 492.54, "end": 494.94000000000005, "text": " Jinx, Iran is breathing, eating, and sleeping."}, {"start": 494.94000000000005, "end": 496.64000000000004, "text": " All right!"}, {"start": 496.94000000000005, "end": 497.94000000000005, "text": " Hamel, think of it or not."}, {"start": 498.14000000000004, "end": 499.24, "text": " Soggy, think of it or not."}, {"start": 499.34000000000003, "end": 500.44000000000005, "text": " Mocha, think of it or not."}, {"start": 501.68000000000006, "end": 504.64000000000004, "text": " Bro, my flight got canceled, man!"}, {"start": 504.84000000000003, "end": 505.84000000000003, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 505.84000000000003, "end": 515.84, "text": " There's a solo cask up right now."}, {"start": 515.84, "end": 521.84, "text": " Jinxie, I hope you have a great day until now."}, {"start": 521.84, "end": 523.48, "text": " Time out, Amir."}, {"start": 523.48, "end": 525.84, "text": " You forgot that Ron is shitting too."}, {"start": 525.84, "end": 526.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 526.84, "end": 540.84, "text": " Okay, Jack, before we jump into like some other games, um, ladies and gentlemen, we are going to be playing chaos mode with a little bit of a twist."}, {"start": 542.84, "end": 543.84, "text": " You know how we do it."}, {"start": 544.84, "end": 551.84, "text": " Jack, um, World Cup finals is tomorrow. Who do you think's winning? Who do you think's winning?"}, {"start": 551.84, "end": 553.84, "text": " Nothing's waiting."}, {"start": 553.84, "end": 557.84, "text": " Woke up, finals is tomorrow!"}, {"start": 557.84, "end": 561.84, "text": " Who do y'all got winning, man?"}, {"start": 561.84, "end": 566.84, "text": " Okay, chat today."}, {"start": 566.84, "end": 569.84, "text": " We are going to be playing Chaos Phase 2,"}, {"start": 569.84, "end": 573.84, "text": " the new Chaos mode with a little bit of a twist."}, {"start": 573.84, "end": 576.84, "text": " I'm not even going to look at my decks."}, {"start": 576.84, "end": 579.84, "text": " I'm going to tap this green wand."}, {"start": 579.84, "end": 585.6, "text": " It's gonna give me a totally random deck and we're gonna queue. I've closed bang"}, {"start": 586.32, "end": 588.32, "text": " We're in this time"}, {"start": 588.6600000000001, "end": 592.44, "text": " The random wand button is the best button in the hip"}, {"start": 594.72, "end": 598.84, "text": " Sap reduces enemies levels by three. Okay, that sounds broken"}, {"start": 599.52, "end": 602.4, "text": " Yeah, am I crazy for saying that that sounds busted?"}, {"start": 604.64, "end": 607.7, "text": " Okay, we got our random deck we have two stone executioner graveyard"}, {"start": 607.7, "end": 609.7, "text": " What the- Hello?"}, {"start": 609.7, "end": 611.7, "text": " What the- What?"}, {"start": 611.7, "end": 613.7, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 613.7, "end": 615.7, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 615.7, "end": 617.7, "text": " Oh my god, that's gotta be a joke, right?"}, {"start": 617.7, "end": 619.7, "text": " That's gotta be- No."}, {"start": 619.7, "end": 621.7, "text": " This is gonna be an evil clash royale session."}, {"start": 621.7, "end": 623.7, "text": " I already know it."}, {"start": 623.7, "end": 625.7, "text": " I spammed the two so now for a minute!"}, {"start": 627.7, "end": 629.7, "text": " Okay, remember, we have an overpowered zap."}, {"start": 629.7, "end": 631.7, "text": " It lowers-"}, {"start": 633.7, "end": 635.7, "text": " This guy just did 800 damage"}, {"start": 635.7, "end": 639.7, "text": " I had her damage to straight up BS. Straight up BS."}, {"start": 643.7, "end": 644.7, "text": " I mean like..."}, {"start": 645.7, "end": 646.7, "text": " I should..."}, {"start": 646.7, "end": 647.7, "text": " Fireball."}, {"start": 649.7, "end": 652.7, "text": " Graveyard, spawns, guards, suspicious bush."}, {"start": 652.7, "end": 653.7, "text": " Full!"}, {"start": 655.7, "end": 657.7, "text": " GG. GG."}, {"start": 657.7, "end": 659.7, "text": " FOUR ROBLIN POWERS!"}, {"start": 661.7, "end": 662.7, "text": " Oh my god, okay."}, {"start": 662.7, "end": 664.7, "text": " That's uh, uh, that's broken."}, {"start": 664.7, "end": 666.7, "text": " Jeff, that's literally broken."}, {"start": 666.7, "end": 669.7, "text": " Too soon such an overpowered card, it's going to perfectly defend the Ronin."}, {"start": 669.7, "end": 671.7, "text": " Or no wait, is he going to parry Mike?"}, {"start": 674.7, "end": 675.7, "text": " Wait what?"}, {"start": 675.7, "end": 678.7, "text": " Uh, where did the archer queen come from?"}, {"start": 679.7, "end": 682.7, "text": " Jeff watch, hopefully he ignores the goblin."}, {"start": 682.7, "end": 684.7, "text": " Hopefully he ignores it."}, {"start": 684.7, "end": 686.7, "text": " Wait, I need to do a better job of like..."}, {"start": 689.7, "end": 691.7, "text": " Bro, I got to make sure that I..."}, {"start": 691.7, "end": 693.7, "text": " His arrows spot an archer queen."}, {"start": 693.7, "end": 700.32, "text": " Queen. Uh, okay that's... that's the most broken card in Chaos history. I, I literally don't even k-"}, {"start": 703.82, "end": 706.82, "text": " HOW IS THAT POWERED?!"}, {"start": 709.7, "end": 715.2, "text": " Super Fireball splits on impact. Bro, he's just airwing and he's getting an Archery Queen every time!"}, {"start": 715.2, "end": 723.9200000000001, "text": " I remember all suspicious was his overpowered let's not forget and we have an overpowered"}, {"start": 723.9200000000001, "end": 731.6800000000001, "text": " fireball wait a minute he over defended he's gonna lose his tower he's gonna lose his tower"}, {"start": 731.6800000000001, "end": 744.6400000000001, "text": " go diddy go diddy go diddy yes yes yes yes bro oh my god that card is broken wait"}, {"start": 744.64, "end": 748.64, "text": " Super fireball? Super idol!"}, {"start": 751.64, "end": 760.64, "text": " Okay, I'm not even gonna lie to you. The only thing that's keeping this guy in the game is that broken arrow archic readability. I'm not even..."}, {"start": 761.64, "end": 768.64, "text": " Great jar of random skeleton troops. Yup, 100%, 100%. That sounds broken."}, {"start": 768.64, "end": 776.6, "text": " I got this game on lock but the only issue is I don't oh no he has a special"}, {"start": 776.6, "end": 778.56, "text": " to himself"}, {"start": 778.56, "end": 781.56, "text": " rose to"}, {"start": 782.56, "end": 789.36, "text": " don't don't don't don't don't chat um that's what I'm talking about man this is"}, {"start": 789.36, "end": 795.48, "text": " what I'm saying bro random chaos mode is peak it's the only way to play chaos"}, {"start": 796.16, "end": 802.28, "text": " It's the only way to play chaos bro for realsies like the way I'm playing this is beautiful"}, {"start": 804.72, "end": 810.08, "text": " Okay now what we're gonna do every game we get a new random deck we're gonna delete our deck close our eyes"}, {"start": 811.96, "end": 817.16, "text": " And we're back into another one boy. I just got my 10-day class streak"}, {"start": 819.16, "end": 821.24, "text": " To me death discord"}, {"start": 822.9200000000001, "end": 824.9200000000001, "text": " Somebody called me a discord"}, {"start": 825.48, "end": 827.48, "text": " Oh the CD?"}, {"start": 829.5, "end": 831.5, "text": " I'm not putting that thing into my PC"}, {"start": 833.6, "end": 839.96, "text": " Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Alright chat read his ability X bow 50% range. Okay"}, {"start": 840.96, "end": 842.96, "text": " We got a lava helmet back. All right"}, {"start": 844.32, "end": 846.32, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna be honest bro"}, {"start": 847.04, "end": 849.5600000000001, "text": " Chaos is the best mode they've ever added"}, {"start": 850.16, "end": 853.1, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, it's not gonna reach my tower. No way"}, {"start": 855.48, "end": 865.5600000000001, "text": " How is that balanced?"}, {"start": 865.5600000000001, "end": 869.5600000000001, "text": " How is that balanced?"}, {"start": 869.5600000000001, "end": 876.52, "text": " In what universe is that balanced, what?"}, {"start": 876.52, "end": 879.96, "text": " Reduce enemy levels by 3, Fisherman plus 100% hit point."}, {"start": 879.96, "end": 884.84, "text": " So this is the Fisherman that's 2x health?"}, {"start": 884.84, "end": 885.84, "text": " 2x health?"}, {"start": 892.64, "end": 895.34, "text": " This doesn't sound that bad. This doesn't sound that bad."}, {"start": 898.74, "end": 900.5400000000001, "text": " Okay, this is stupid."}, {"start": 900.84, "end": 902.34, "text": " Wait, maybe the Fisherman can take now."}, {"start": 904.84, "end": 906.64, "text": " Bro, look it up, thank you, the Fisherman is."}, {"start": 908.44, "end": 912.34, "text": " Bro, this guy is literally just putting down X-Mount!"}, {"start": 914.84, "end": 918.84, "text": " I'm sorry, this takes no skill."}, {"start": 918.84, "end": 922.84, "text": " This takes zero brain cells!"}, {"start": 931.84, "end": 934.84, "text": " Magidite unlimited jump attacks."}, {"start": 935.84, "end": 937.84, "text": " Down boy."}, {"start": 937.84, "end": 940.84, "text": " Down boy! Back in your cage!"}, {"start": 940.84, "end": 956.9200000000001, "text": " Okay this is the best mode of the bradden."}, {"start": 956.9200000000001, "end": 959.76, "text": " This is the best mode of the bradden."}, {"start": 959.76, "end": 961.76, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 961.76, "end": 968.56, "text": " Okay, can I lava have the bridge?"}, {"start": 968.56, "end": 969.96, "text": " I gotta be up so much, Elixir."}, {"start": 969.96, "end": 971.96, "text": " Gentlemen, lava have the bridge."}, {"start": 971.96, "end": 977.12, "text": " We got our next chaos in 10 seconds."}, {"start": 977.12, "end": 980.28, "text": " I'm definitely gonna fireball zap that wizard."}, {"start": 980.28, "end": 982.28, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 982.28, "end": 986.16, "text": " Nice, guys!"}, {"start": 986.16, "end": 991.68, "text": " Zap, uh, spot every spirit on the furnace."}, {"start": 991.6800000000001, "end": 993.6800000000001, "text": " Happy spawn mini-spark."}, {"start": 999.36, "end": 1001.36, "text": " VAS!"}, {"start": 1001.36, "end": 1003.36, "text": " Spawn mini-spark is at the cycle back."}, {"start": 1003.36, "end": 1005.36, "text": " At the cycle back, at the cycle back."}, {"start": 1005.36, "end": 1007.36, "text": " At the cycle back."}, {"start": 1007.36, "end": 1009.36, "text": " I'll be back?"}, {"start": 1009.36, "end": 1011.36, "text": " Oh my god, we're back, we're back."}, {"start": 1011.36, "end": 1013.36, "text": " We have mini-spark."}, {"start": 1015.36, "end": 1017.36, "text": " Okay, that is cinema."}, {"start": 1017.36, "end": 1019.36, "text": " That is actually cinema."}, {"start": 1019.36, "end": 1022.48, "text": " But we have three many sparkies"}, {"start": 1024.6, "end": 1028.1200000000001, "text": " Dude I should have put them higher yo this is my good night ability so broken"}, {"start": 1030.16, "end": 1036.08, "text": " Which I look at the spark is on the left look at the spark is on the left. Oh my god look at the sparkies all"}, {"start": 1037.28, "end": 1039.28, "text": " But their health is still low"}, {"start": 1040.0, "end": 1042.08, "text": " Chat their health is still low guys"}, {"start": 1042.08, "end": 1054.72, "text": " I'm telling you, random chaos is the WAVE!"}, {"start": 1054.72, "end": 1057.24, "text": " Come on, another one, another one."}, {"start": 1057.24, "end": 1060.52, "text": " I'm telling you, it keeps it so spicy, boy."}, {"start": 1060.52, "end": 1062.52, "text": " Alright, eyes closed."}, {"start": 1062.52, "end": 1064.76, "text": " Three, two, one."}, {"start": 1064.76, "end": 1065.76, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 1065.76, "end": 1068.4399999999998, "text": " Why she so demonic?"}, {"start": 1068.4399999999998, "end": 1071.84, "text": " Jack, can we go undefeated?"}, {"start": 1071.84, "end": 1076.84, "text": " I don't know, um, Electrospirits, three Electrospirits."}, {"start": 1077.48, "end": 1080.9599999999998, "text": " Ali Barbarians read the title, Rage Tip Spears."}, {"start": 1082.08, "end": 1082.9199999999998, "text": " Rage Tip?"}, {"start": 1084.84, "end": 1086.9199999999998, "text": " Whoa, this deck looks weird."}, {"start": 1086.9199999999998, "end": 1088.4399999999998, "text": " Check my deck looks weird now."}, {"start": 1089.48, "end": 1090.84, "text": " Yup!"}, {"start": 1090.84, "end": 1093.6399999999999, "text": " His Goblin Girl spawns a fireball, that's so dumb."}, {"start": 1096.0, "end": 1096.84, "text": " Rocket!"}, {"start": 1101.84, "end": 1103.84, "text": " Well, he missed his arrows. He missed his arrows."}, {"start": 1106.1999999999998, "end": 1108.1999999999998, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 1108.9599999999998, "end": 1114.1599999999999, "text": " All right, so what am I leap barbarians do? They have tipped spears?"}, {"start": 1116.12, "end": 1119.1999999999998, "text": " They look normal. They look normal. What?"}, {"start": 1121.6399999999999, "end": 1125.76, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god."}, {"start": 1125.76, "end": 1134.0, "text": " Zapp, Electrosphere, and Zapsol unit rascals extra rascal girls?"}, {"start": 1134.0, "end": 1138.52, "text": " Wait, that sounds good! Extra rascal girls?"}, {"start": 1138.52, "end": 1144.2, "text": " Wait, look at the E-Bart! Look at the E-Bart on the left! Holy shit!"}, {"start": 1144.2, "end": 1148.76, "text": " Wait, I need to spam this guy on the right. I have such an Alexa leaf."}, {"start": 1148.76, "end": 1153.6, "text": " Oh, shit. He has a Meganite? Okay."}, {"start": 1153.6000000000001, "end": 1160.1000000000001, "text": " We have to go about this in a very intelligent way, so what I'm going to do is completely"}, {"start": 1160.1000000000001, "end": 1162.9, "text": " turn my brain off and put e-barbs down."}, {"start": 1162.9, "end": 1163.9, "text": " Classic."}, {"start": 1163.9, "end": 1168.3400000000001, "text": " Dude, I should have put them at range so they could at least range him."}, {"start": 1168.3400000000001, "end": 1171.46, "text": " Arrow's this?"}, {"start": 1171.46, "end": 1175.5800000000002, "text": " Okay, chat."}, {"start": 1175.5800000000002, "end": 1177.5800000000002, "text": " For Rascals, we get extra Rascal Girls."}, {"start": 1177.5800000000002, "end": 1178.5800000000002, "text": " How many?"}, {"start": 1178.5800000000002, "end": 1182.7800000000002, "text": " We're going to get four."}, {"start": 1182.78, "end": 1185.84, "text": " It's gotta be broken!"}, {"start": 1185.84, "end": 1190.5, "text": " Elixir Golem Evolving Blobs."}, {"start": 1190.5, "end": 1191.5, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 1191.5, "end": 1194.5, "text": " So what, did they get bigger?"}, {"start": 1194.5, "end": 1198.78, "text": " Did they get bigger?"}, {"start": 1198.78, "end": 1200.78, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 1200.78, "end": 1202.78, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 1202.78, "end": 1206.54, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, look."}, {"start": 1206.54, "end": 1208.3799999999999, "text": " It's spawning in new blobs."}, {"start": 1208.3799999999999, "end": 1211.34, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna go E-barbs right on this."}, {"start": 1211.34, "end": 1215.34, "text": " I feel like I'm just giving him more elixir though, no?"}, {"start": 1215.34, "end": 1219.34, "text": " E-bombs! Please!"}, {"start": 1219.34, "end": 1223.34, "text": " Okay, we ended up killing the counterpart. All good."}, {"start": 1230.34, "end": 1233.34, "text": " Okay, that was literally the most perfectly placed firecracker of all time."}, {"start": 1233.34, "end": 1235.34, "text": " That actually turned me on a little bit."}, {"start": 1235.34, "end": 1237.34, "text": " That actually turned me on."}, {"start": 1237.34, "end": 1239.34, "text": " Beautiful, guys!"}, {"start": 1239.34, "end": 1246.34, "text": " Electro spirit, chain lightning, elixir golem, get elixir when to defeat."}, {"start": 1246.34, "end": 1256.4599999999998, "text": " Wait, I can just put it down and then I gain elixir?"}, {"start": 1256.4599999999998, "end": 1258.6599999999999, "text": " That does not sound fair."}, {"start": 1258.6599999999999, "end": 1259.6599999999999, "text": " Eros?"}, {"start": 1259.6599999999999, "end": 1264.86, "text": " So when my elixir golem dies, I gain elixir."}, {"start": 1264.86, "end": 1266.86, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 1266.86, "end": 1268.4599999999998, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 1268.46, "end": 1270.14, "text": " This is bad."}, {"start": 1270.14, "end": 1272.06, "text": " Holy rocket value!"}, {"start": 1274.72, "end": 1279.58, "text": " That might've been the greatest rocket of all time, whoa!"}, {"start": 1279.58, "end": 1282.18, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, Mega Knight stop!"}, {"start": 1282.18, "end": 1284.9, "text": " Jack, can I rocket cycle for the win?"}, {"start": 1288.3, "end": 1292.5, "text": " Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, no, no, no,"}, {"start": 1292.5, "end": 1293.78, "text": " it's got to just show."}, {"start": 1293.78, "end": 1294.6200000000001, "text": " Okay, it's got to just show."}, {"start": 1294.6200000000001, "end": 1297.52, "text": " It's got to show so much electric."}, {"start": 1297.52, "end": 1298.32, "text": " Oh God!"}, {"start": 1299.92, "end": 1301.12, "text": " How does he have so much electric-"}, {"start": 1301.12, "end": 1301.92, "text": " AHHHHH!"}, {"start": 1305.12, "end": 1305.62, "text": " Else!"}, {"start": 1306.42, "end": 1306.92, "text": " PLEASE!"}, {"start": 1308.22, "end": 1308.72, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 1309.32, "end": 1312.12, "text": " ROCK AND CYCLE FOR THE WIN! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!"}, {"start": 1312.62, "end": 1313.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 1315.32, "end": 1318.02, "text": " If I would have hesitated for two seconds..."}, {"start": 1320.02, "end": 1323.42, "text": " If I would have hesitated for two seconds..."}, {"start": 1327.52, "end": 1334.52, "text": " It's all good we just have to stop. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, no."}, {"start": 1335.52, "end": 1338.52, "text": " This is it! No, please!"}, {"start": 1348.52, "end": 1355.52, "text": " Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God."}, {"start": 1355.52, "end": 1365.1, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my god. I should have used Eaglem to tank. Dude, I should have did Eaglem"}, {"start": 1365.1, "end": 1370.98, "text": " to tank. Cause then I would have got Elixir and got my Rocket faster. Rocket Goblin party?"}, {"start": 1370.98, "end": 1378.02, "text": " That sounds so peak. Oh my god, I forgot to change deck. Fuck. Should have changed my"}, {"start": 1378.02, "end": 1384.7, "text": " deck. It's fine. This deck was fun. We'll change deck next game. I did forget though."}, {"start": 1384.7, "end": 1389.02, "text": " Okay, this guy has that broken Tesla where it lowers my troops health."}, {"start": 1391.6200000000001, "end": 1394.78, "text": " Every hit I do less, my health gets lower."}, {"start": 1396.28, "end": 1403.3400000000001, "text": " Alright, so basically I think if I shoot a rocket, it turns into a goblin barrel, I think?"}, {"start": 1406.3400000000001, "end": 1409.18, "text": " This looks so fun. I think so."}, {"start": 1412.5, "end": 1413.0, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 1413.0, "end": 1415.0, "text": " I'm so confused."}, {"start": 1417.0, "end": 1418.0, "text": " Chat?"}, {"start": 1419.0, "end": 1420.0, "text": " Am I-"}, {"start": 1425.0, "end": 1426.0, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 1428.0, "end": 1430.0, "text": " Oh, it's a goblin curse."}, {"start": 1431.0, "end": 1434.0, "text": " So any troop that I kill with that rocket turns into a goblin."}, {"start": 1435.0, "end": 1436.0, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 1436.0, "end": 1438.0, "text": " My God, it's sort of been such a good rocket right here."}, {"start": 1438.0, "end": 1439.0, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 1439.0, "end": 1442.0, "text": " Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 1442.0, "end": 1445.06, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 1445.2, "end": 1446.34, "text": " This guy called Good Game."}, {"start": 1446.78, "end": 1447.98, "text": " Who's this guy feeling like?"}, {"start": 1448.74, "end": 1450.3, "text": " Or this guy called Good Game?"}, {"start": 1451.24, "end": 1452.74, "text": " Who's this guy feeling like?"}, {"start": 1454.22, "end": 1458.0, "text": " Ok, so Chat, any troops that we catch in this rocket flick into Goblins?"}, {"start": 1458.0, "end": 1458.98, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 1465.64, "end": 1467.08, "text": " Ok, Chat. We catch our next-"}, {"start": 1467.58, "end": 1468.54, "text": " Oh, sheathe."}, {"start": 1470.74, "end": 1471.58, "text": " E-barbs?"}, {"start": 1472.0, "end": 1480.8, "text": " So, his graveyard flips things into guards and his Tesla..."}, {"start": 1480.8, "end": 1484.68, "text": " E-barbarians both level up when their enemy is defeated."}, {"start": 1484.68, "end": 1489.76, "text": " Wait, so every time the E-barbs get a kill, they just get stronger?"}, {"start": 1489.76, "end": 1492.56, "text": " See, this would be a good party rocket."}, {"start": 1492.56, "end": 1494.68, "text": " Look, why does..."}, {"start": 1494.68, "end": 1495.68, "text": " Almost."}, {"start": 1495.68, "end": 1501.64, "text": " Yeah, it's not a bad party rocket."}, {"start": 1501.64, "end": 1503.64, "text": " you about"}, {"start": 1509.92, "end": 1511.92, "text": " girls"}, {"start": 1513.88, "end": 1516.3600000000001, "text": " Wait, how do you do much damage what?"}, {"start": 1517.16, "end": 1523.6000000000001, "text": " All right, all we're gonna do. Oh bet this guy's yawning back. I'm gonna build up the most gigantic push of all time"}, {"start": 1528.16, "end": 1530.68, "text": " Oh no, yod it up, bro. I want you to yon"}, {"start": 1531.64, "end": 1537.92, "text": " Electro spirit chain lightning yes we need that we need that we need that we"}, {"start": 1537.92, "end": 1541.5200000000002, "text": " already have a good rocket ability no no this guy's yelling watch this watch this"}, {"start": 1541.5200000000002, "end": 1544.2, "text": " watch this come back"}, {"start": 1545.3600000000001, "end": 1550.76, "text": " you still yelling bro you still yelling you still yelling yo bro you still"}, {"start": 1550.76, "end": 1557.0800000000002, "text": " yelling you still yelling you still yelling"}, {"start": 1557.08, "end": 1559.08, "text": " You're still yawning?"}, {"start": 1559.08, "end": 1561.08, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 1561.08, "end": 1563.08, "text": " You're still yawning?"}, {"start": 1563.08, "end": 1565.08, "text": " You're still yawning!"}, {"start": 1565.08, "end": 1567.08, "text": " You're still yawning, boy!"}, {"start": 1567.08, "end": 1569.08, "text": " You're still!"}, {"start": 1569.08, "end": 1571.08, "text": " How did he defend? How did he defend?"}, {"start": 1571.08, "end": 1573.08, "text": " How did he defend?"}, {"start": 1579.08, "end": 1581.08, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 1581.08, "end": 1603.36, "text": " This is- Oh my god!"}, {"start": 1603.36, "end": 1608.3999999999999, "text": " Okay, Electro Wizard plus 3 Electro Spirits, Wizard and Glee, Spash Radius."}, {"start": 1608.3999999999999, "end": 1609.3999999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1609.4, "end": 1610.8000000000002, "text": " lock in and actually play crack."}, {"start": 1612.76, "end": 1615.1200000000001, "text": " I'll take the increase splash radius."}, {"start": 1615.1200000000001, "end": 1616.44, "text": " What am I?"}, {"start": 1616.44, "end": 1619.1200000000001, "text": " We'd actually have like a good deck."}, {"start": 1619.1200000000001, "end": 1620.88, "text": " Bro Chat, I have like a comp deck."}, {"start": 1620.88, "end": 1622.2, "text": " It's like a sweaty deck."}, {"start": 1625.76, "end": 1626.92, "text": " Do you see play the cast cup?"}, {"start": 1626.92, "end": 1628.5600000000002, "text": " Wait, there's a cast cup today?"}, {"start": 1628.5600000000002, "end": 1629.4, "text": " At what time?"}, {"start": 1634.3600000000001, "end": 1636.3600000000001, "text": " Wait, there's a cast cup today?"}, {"start": 1636.3600000000001, "end": 1637.2, "text": " At what time?"}, {"start": 1639.4, "end": 1651.0600000000002, "text": " Okay, this wizard is actually really good."}, {"start": 1651.0600000000002, "end": 1652.52, "text": " Do you have any elixir for this giant bro?"}, {"start": 1652.52, "end": 1653.52, "text": " I'm actually curious."}, {"start": 1653.52, "end": 1657.3200000000002, "text": " Oh my god, he's got all the elixir."}, {"start": 1657.3200000000002, "end": 1659.8200000000002, "text": " MAGONITE!"}, {"start": 1659.8200000000002, "end": 1662.4, "text": " Dark Prince's charge summons a swarm of bats."}, {"start": 1662.4, "end": 1663.4, "text": " Okay, that sounds good."}, {"start": 1663.4, "end": 1665.4, "text": " That sounds really good."}, {"start": 1665.4, "end": 1671.4, "text": " Yeah, there's a Fortnite catch copy right now, fast!"}, {"start": 1671.4, "end": 1678.3200000000002, "text": " Wait, so right when it hits this Maganite, he's gonna be like, how many bats though?"}, {"start": 1678.3200000000002, "end": 1679.3200000000002, "text": " How many bats?"}, {"start": 1679.3200000000002, "end": 1684.3200000000002, "text": " Oh my god, that's a decent amount of bats, Jesus!"}, {"start": 1684.3200000000002, "end": 1686.3200000000002, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 1686.3200000000002, "end": 1688.3200000000002, "text": " E-Bless?"}, {"start": 1688.32, "end": 1697.6, "text": " Bro views mega knight man you're you're just an absolute child bro. You're an absolute child"}, {"start": 1701.6799999999998, "end": 1703.6799999999998, "text": " Kitcha mocking"}, {"start": 1706.8799999999999, "end": 1709.6, "text": " Okay, this guy goes night witch at the back"}, {"start": 1715.6799999999998, "end": 1718.12, "text": " Lightning also strikes the highest HP unit"}, {"start": 1718.32, "end": 1722.1, "text": " Well yeah, surely I should just skip this app one because I already have a dark"}, {"start": 1722.1, "end": 1724.46, "text": " principality."}, {"start": 1727.46, "end": 1732.62, "text": " Do you know what I mean Chad? Does that already have the dark principality?"}, {"start": 1733.6599999999999, "end": 1736.86, "text": " Elasticity!"}, {"start": 1740.46, "end": 1746.56, "text": " That was a bad he spirit. I lock in. Okay, how are we gonna win this? We're gonna"}, {"start": 1746.56, "end": 1759.56, "text": " to build a gigantic giant bush! Dude he has a charging giant. BAAAAAAR! I mean what is that?"}, {"start": 1759.56, "end": 1773.72, "text": " What the fuck? What is that? Yo if this guy defends this bush I'm blown away. There's"}, {"start": 1773.72, "end": 1776.72, "text": " NO! SHIT! He defends this!"}, {"start": 1778.72, "end": 1780.72, "text": " No shot, no shot, no shot, no shot."}, {"start": 1787.72, "end": 1790.72, "text": " Yo, he actually might defend it. I'm not even getting it."}, {"start": 1790.72, "end": 1792.72, "text": " He actually might defend it. Wow!"}, {"start": 1792.72, "end": 1794.72, "text": " Oh my god, he defended it."}, {"start": 1796.72, "end": 1798.72, "text": " He defended it with ease."}, {"start": 1798.72, "end": 1800.72, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 1800.72, "end": 1802.72, "text": " He got the best ability in the game."}, {"start": 1802.72, "end": 1809.72, "text": " That's the best ability in the game."}, {"start": 1809.72, "end": 1811.72, "text": " Is there a world where I can 3 crowd?"}, {"start": 1811.72, "end": 1816.72, "text": " Or no, let alone 3 crowd, can I 1 crowd?"}, {"start": 1816.72, "end": 1827.72, "text": " His giant's just stuffing it inside me man!"}, {"start": 1827.72, "end": 1831.72, "text": " You know, chat, okay."}, {"start": 1831.72, "end": 1834.76, "text": " The last two defeats you could say, I got unlucky."}, {"start": 1834.76, "end": 1836.24, "text": " That one was my fault."}, {"start": 1836.24, "end": 1838.92, "text": " That one was literally my fault."}, {"start": 1838.92, "end": 1839.52, "text": " Come on, lock it."}, {"start": 1839.52, "end": 1840.32, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 1843.6000000000001, "end": 1845.68, "text": " I just got water on my PC."}, {"start": 1845.68, "end": 1847.92, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 1847.92, "end": 1850.52, "text": " Dude, I didn't know this was open."}, {"start": 1850.52, "end": 1852.08, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 1852.08, "end": 1853.2, "text": " And I got it on my phone."}, {"start": 1858.96, "end": 1859.48, "text": " It's fine, Chad."}, {"start": 1859.48, "end": 1860.68, "text": " My PC is a trooper."}, {"start": 1863.64, "end": 1864.92, "text": " Dude, I forgot to change my deck."}, {"start": 1864.92, "end": 1866.04, "text": " Shiaisa!"}, {"start": 1866.76, "end": 1867.76, "text": " Okay, this is a rocket."}, {"start": 1869.76, "end": 1871.76, "text": " Wait, maybe? Is that a bad rocket, you think?"}, {"start": 1875.64, "end": 1877.32, "text": " Oh. Oh, no."}, {"start": 1878.96, "end": 1880.72, "text": " Oh. Oh, no."}, {"start": 1889.48, "end": 1894.2, "text": " Okay, I think I defended that as good as I could."}, {"start": 1894.2, "end": 1899.6, "text": " I think I defended that- Wait counter push, counter push?"}, {"start": 1899.6, "end": 1903.48, "text": " I don't think I could have defended that."}, {"start": 1903.48, "end": 1904.8, "text": " Bouncing rocket."}, {"start": 1904.8, "end": 1908.08, "text": " Wait, what the fuck does that mean?"}, {"start": 1908.08, "end": 1915.64, "text": " Chad, what does bouncing rocket mean?"}, {"start": 1915.64, "end": 1917.24, "text": " I'm kind of confused."}, {"start": 1922.24, "end": 1924.0400000000002, "text": " Can I really know what that means?"}, {"start": 1928.5400000000002, "end": 1929.24, "text": " What the f-"}, {"start": 1932.64, "end": 1935.64, "text": " Okay, his knight has a stun attack and his heal has an AOL."}, {"start": 1936.8400000000001, "end": 1937.3400000000001, "text": " Yo-"}, {"start": 1937.8400000000001, "end": 1938.64, "text": " Yo- Yo- Yo- Yo!"}, {"start": 1939.0400000000002, "end": 1940.24, "text": " Yo, my god!"}, {"start": 1945.64, "end": 1947.64, "text": " Chat, should I use the bouncing rocket?"}, {"start": 1956.4, "end": 1958.4, "text": " What does it do?"}, {"start": 1958.8000000000002, "end": 1962.92, "text": " Charging giant, I need that, I need that. That's what the guy did to me last game that was fisting my tower."}, {"start": 1962.92, "end": 1965.2, "text": " I need that, I need that, I need that, I need that."}, {"start": 1965.8400000000001, "end": 1968.2800000000002, "text": " That's what the guy was doing to me last game was fisting my tower."}, {"start": 1970.8400000000001, "end": 1972.8400000000001, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 1973.7800000000002, "end": 1976.18, "text": " Nice DP"}, {"start": 1985.0200000000002, "end": 1987.2400000000002, "text": " This game looks cocked I have to come back bro"}, {"start": 1990.3600000000001, "end": 1992.3600000000001, "text": " Just another cocked-ass game"}, {"start": 1995.94, "end": 2000.2, "text": " Okay, we have placed down the charging giant"}, {"start": 2002.8400000000001, "end": 2005.3400000000001, "text": " Let's see what the bouncing rocket does. I'm actually pretty curious."}, {"start": 2009.14, "end": 2010.44, "text": " Ho ho ho ho!"}, {"start": 2012.3400000000001, "end": 2013.8400000000001, "text": " Okay, that's actually insane."}, {"start": 2015.64, "end": 2019.64, "text": " Rocket. Destroyer of towers. Many rockets."}, {"start": 2020.44, "end": 2022.0400000000002, "text": " Surely we need that!"}, {"start": 2022.5400000000002, "end": 2023.8400000000001, "text": " Surely we need that!"}, {"start": 2026.14, "end": 2027.2400000000002, "text": " Charging giant!"}, {"start": 2027.64, "end": 2028.5400000000002, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 2032.8400000000001, "end": 2050.28, "text": " oh my god rockets go go rockets go oh my god"}, {"start": 2050.28, "end": 2050.78, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 2051.98, "end": 2053.26, "text": " WHAAAAAT?!"}, {"start": 2055.2200000000003, "end": 2056.6600000000003, "text": " Bro, I'm trash at chaos!"}, {"start": 2057.34, "end": 2058.94, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 2064.94, "end": 2065.94, "text": " Jig!"}, {"start": 2066.3, "end": 2068.1000000000004, "text": " Chad, I'm trash at chaos!"}, {"start": 2068.1000000000004, "end": 2069.5800000000004, "text": " Okay, one more deck!"}, {"start": 2069.88, "end": 2070.78, "text": " I gotta get a good deck!"}, {"start": 2072.0600000000004, "end": 2076.46, "text": " Bro, I'm telling you now, bro, the best abilities in this is the, um..."}, {"start": 2076.46, "end": 2084.58, "text": " The goblin barrels the graveyards and the suspicious bushes that ass you need ways to get damage"}, {"start": 2085.94, "end": 2089.02, "text": " Electro spirit three electrospirits. Yeah, what are that sounds broken?"}, {"start": 2094.06, "end": 2099.56, "text": " Jinxie did you check the did you check the CD? I have not checked it yet. No"}, {"start": 2099.56, "end": 2106.06, "text": " Yo, three electrospherence?"}, {"start": 2106.06, "end": 2109.7999999999997, "text": " My god, that's kind of good!"}, {"start": 2109.7999999999997, "end": 2111.32, "text": " It's because you keep picking the worst abilities?"}, {"start": 2111.32, "end": 2112.68, "text": " Bro, I don't think it's that bad."}, {"start": 2112.68, "end": 2113.68, "text": " I think I'm just ass."}, {"start": 2113.68, "end": 2120.7599999999998, "text": " Bro, I don't think I defend enough, because like, everybody has these cringy ass abilities."}, {"start": 2120.7599999999998, "end": 2122.32, "text": " I don't defend enough."}, {"start": 2122.32, "end": 2123.32, "text": " Play the cash cup?"}, {"start": 2123.32, "end": 2124.32, "text": " When is it, bro?"}, {"start": 2124.32, "end": 2125.32, "text": " I'm down."}, {"start": 2125.32, "end": 2142.4, "text": " Is it actually now?"}, {"start": 2142.4, "end": 2143.4, "text": " Bounty Rocket."}, {"start": 2143.4, "end": 2144.4, "text": " This one was broken."}, {"start": 2144.4, "end": 2145.4, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 2145.4, "end": 2146.4, "text": " Bounty Rocket was actually good."}, {"start": 2146.4, "end": 2151.4, "text": " When are you leaving for the World Cup, bros?"}, {"start": 2151.4, "end": 2154.04, "text": " It's supposed to leave tonight, but my flight got cancelled, so I actually don't"}, {"start": 2154.04, "end": 2165.56, "text": " know what to do. I actually don't even know what to do. I'm not even getting. Like I was"}, {"start": 2165.56, "end": 2176.12, "text": " supposed to leave tonight. We're gonna have tickets. I gotta go to the game. Dude, I'm"}, {"start": 2176.12, "end": 2180.2799999999997, "text": " actually gonna save my goblin brawl so maybe I could get another good chaos in 20 seconds."}, {"start": 2180.28, "end": 2187.28, "text": " go to the chat"}, {"start": 2187.28, "end": 2188.28, "text": " wait look at this"}, {"start": 2188.28, "end": 2192.28, "text": " look at this look at this look at this"}, {"start": 2192.28, "end": 2197.28, "text": " ok that's insane"}, {"start": 2197.28, "end": 2199.28, "text": " chain lightning"}, {"start": 2199.28, "end": 2202.28, "text": " fuck yeah chain lightning"}, {"start": 2202.28, "end": 2204.28, "text": " yeah chat it might have to bro"}, {"start": 2204.28, "end": 2219.2000000000003, "text": " get it. ZAP! Wait, I want elixir, you spirit, just killed six elixir. BALLRIDE! You know,"}, {"start": 2219.2000000000003, "end": 2225.0400000000004, "text": " Roke Chaos is all about picking the right stuff, seriously. I'm definitely up elixir."}, {"start": 2225.04, "end": 2239.04, "text": " Hold! Why aren't his bats randomly spot? What's happening? What is this? What, what, what's..."}, {"start": 2239.04, "end": 2253.56, "text": " What is happening? What's going on? Chat, what, what is, what is happening with his"}, {"start": 2253.56, "end": 2255.56, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 2255.56, "end": 2260.56, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 2260.56, "end": 2266.56, "text": " Why are they just infinitely spawning?"}, {"start": 2266.56, "end": 2270.56, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, yo."}, {"start": 2270.56, "end": 2274.56, "text": " Alright, I'm sending everything I have at this guy."}, {"start": 2274.56, "end": 2277.56, "text": " Bouching rocket, send it!"}, {"start": 2277.56, "end": 2282.56, "text": " Lightning East Spirit, send it!"}, {"start": 2283.56, "end": 2290.56, "text": " Yo, what is that?"}, {"start": 2290.56, "end": 2300.56, "text": " Oh my god, what is that?"}, {"start": 2300.56, "end": 2310.56, "text": " Please, bouncing rocket please."}, {"start": 2310.56, "end": 2329.56, "text": " Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!"}, {"start": 2329.56, "end": 2331.56, "text": " Let's go, bro!"}, {"start": 2332.44, "end": 2334.44, "text": " GG's, man."}, {"start": 2335.7599999999998, "end": 2337.7599999999998, "text": " GG's, okay, chat, when is the cash cup?"}, {"start": 2338.88, "end": 2340.88, "text": " Dude, I took his tower of bottoms in the menu."}, {"start": 2340.88, "end": 2342.88, "text": " GG's, get shit it on."}, {"start": 2346.64, "end": 2348.64, "text": " Yeah, when is the cash cup?"}, {"start": 2349.0, "end": 2351.0, "text": " RL drops."}, {"start": 2351.0, "end": 2355.0, "text": " Bro, chat, the RL drops were, um, I believe only yesterday."}, {"start": 2355.0, "end": 2357.0, "text": " I think they were only yesterday, chat."}, {"start": 2357.0, "end": 2366.0, "text": " Now chat what game should we jump on? Fornite, Rocket League, R6 or League of Legends?"}, {"start": 2366.0, "end": 2370.0, "text": " Fornite, Rocket League, R6 or League of Legends? Mods, what a poll!"}, {"start": 2370.0, "end": 2372.0, "text": " So I'm gonna go pee."}, {"start": 2372.0, "end": 2373.0, "text": " Hold it!"}, {"start": 2430.0, "end": 2432.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2490.0, "end": 2492.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2508.4, "end": 2515.36, "text": " Jaddy took a little shit and got some coffee I took a little shit and got some coffee boys"}, {"start": 2515.36, "end": 2528.1400000000003, "text": " Wait, nobody ran a poll? There's no mods? What? There's no mods? Which I'm about to fart."}, {"start": 2528.1400000000003, "end": 2533.28, "text": " Chat, I got you, chat, I got you, chat. Chat, how's your guys day going,"}, {"start": 2533.28, "end": 2539.2000000000003, "text": " bro? Are you having a good day in here? Vote. Okay, chat. Remember, don't vote"}, {"start": 2539.2000000000003, "end": 2541.6800000000003, "text": " Rocket League because of drops because there are no Rocket League drops."}, {"start": 2545.1600000000003, "end": 2545.6000000000004, "text": " Kit 10."}, {"start": 2546.1600000000003, "end": 2547.0400000000004, "text": " Okay, chat 4-9."}, {"start": 2549.4, "end": 2550.1600000000003, "text": " R6."}, {"start": 2551.76, "end": 2554.1200000000003, "text": " League of Legend."}, {"start": 2555.28, "end": 2556.84, "text": " I'm almost gold in that game, by the way."}, {"start": 2556.84, "end": 2557.8, "text": " I'm silver 2."}, {"start": 2558.2000000000003, "end": 2558.8, "text": " Clock it."}, {"start": 2559.5600000000004, "end": 2561.5600000000004, "text": " In-of-the-land Rocket League."}, {"start": 2564.2000000000003, "end": 2566.1200000000003, "text": " Chat lock in boys."}, {"start": 2566.2000000000003, "end": 2566.6800000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2567.0400000000004, "end": 2568.6400000000003, "text": " Vote right now."}, {"start": 2569.2000000000003, "end": 2572.2000000000003, "text": " There is drops on Rocket League."}, {"start": 2572.2000000000003, "end": 2576.2000000000003, "text": " Wait, what do you mean? What are the drops?"}, {"start": 2576.2000000000003, "end": 2581.2000000000003, "text": " G.C. Girlfriend broke up with me, mate, so down today."}, {"start": 2581.2000000000003, "end": 2583.2000000000003, "text": " Would love a game of Fortnite."}, {"start": 2583.2000000000003, "end": 2585.2000000000003, "text": " Bro, don't let that get you down, man."}, {"start": 2585.2000000000003, "end": 2587.2000000000003, "text": " There's plenty of other fish in the sea, bro."}, {"start": 2587.2000000000003, "end": 2591.2000000000003, "text": " You'll find your person, dude. You'll find your person, my boy."}, {"start": 2591.2000000000003, "end": 2596.2000000000003, "text": " I want to have sex with Junko's face."}, {"start": 2596.2000000000003, "end": 2600.0000000000005, "text": " I'm that guy out."}, {"start": 2600.0000000000005, "end": 2602.1200000000003, "text": " Boardmatic, thinking of all of that."}, {"start": 2602.1200000000003, "end": 2606.2000000000003, "text": " Chat, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote."}, {"start": 2606.2000000000003, "end": 2610.6000000000004, "text": " Chat, wait, wait, wait, hold up, hold up."}, {"start": 2610.6000000000004, "end": 2613.4800000000005, "text": " You guys said there was like FNCS or something?"}, {"start": 2613.4800000000005, "end": 2615.0000000000005, "text": " What time is FNCS?"}, {"start": 2615.0000000000005, "end": 2618.7200000000003, "text": " It's Ozzy left."}, {"start": 2618.7200000000003, "end": 2619.7200000000003, "text": " What time is it, chat?"}, {"start": 2619.7200000000003, "end": 2620.7200000000003, "text": " What time?"}, {"start": 2620.7200000000003, "end": 2625.7200000000003, "text": " I also feel mad."}, {"start": 2625.7200000000003, "end": 2626.7200000000003, "text": " I thought that was on."}, {"start": 2626.7200000000003, "end": 2627.7200000000003, "text": " What's up, bro?"}, {"start": 2627.7200000000003, "end": 2630.7200000000003, "text": " So what time is FNCS at?"}, {"start": 2630.7200000000003, "end": 2633.7200000000003, "text": " Oh, EU's happening right now."}, {"start": 2633.7200000000003, "end": 2635.7200000000003, "text": " EU's happening right now."}, {"start": 2635.7200000000003, "end": 2638.7200000000003, "text": " EU's happening?"}, {"start": 2638.7200000000003, "end": 2642.7200000000003, "text": " JX, if me and my girlfriend invited you to our wedding, would you come?"}, {"start": 2642.7200000000003, "end": 2645.7200000000003, "text": " Me help, probably not, but I wish y'all the fucking best."}, {"start": 2645.7200000000003, "end": 2646.7200000000003, "text": " And I love y'all."}, {"start": 2646.7200000000003, "end": 2647.7200000000003, "text": " But I just do."}, {"start": 2647.7200000000003, "end": 2649.7200000000003, "text": " I just, I don't, I don't be leaving the crib, man."}, {"start": 2649.7200000000003, "end": 2655.4800000000005, "text": " man. I don't believe in the crib. Love you though, baby boy. And I wish y'all the best."}, {"start": 2657.4800000000005, "end": 2667.6400000000003, "text": " I don't believe in the crib though, twin. Crazy. The CD, forget about the CD. Muda said Master Yi"}, {"start": 2667.6400000000003, "end": 2674.5200000000004, "text": " calling Muda. Muda, I'm going to pass you a league, bro. Muda, Muda, Muda. I'm silver two right"}, {"start": 2674.52, "end": 2676.8, "text": " Now what I'm gonna pass you, baby"}, {"start": 2678.12, "end": 2683.68, "text": " What if the only thing about league that's chopped right now is don't says isn't on don't says is not on he's not on for a couple days"}, {"start": 2686.36, "end": 2690.8, "text": " Chavos chat saying fortnight chat saying fortnight, but it is close"}, {"start": 2692.92, "end": 2694.92, "text": " Chat saying fortnight, but it is close"}, {"start": 2698.56, "end": 2702.38, "text": " So guys if we do for night like what should we do y'all"}, {"start": 2702.38, "end": 2707.3, "text": " Bro, I wouldn't mind getting on some league games."}, {"start": 2707.3, "end": 2709.02, "text": " I wouldn't mind getting on some league games."}, {"start": 2709.02, "end": 2711.38, "text": " Mura, are you on?"}, {"start": 2711.38, "end": 2715.58, "text": " So we have Fortnite as the winner, R6 as the second winner, League as third, Rocket League"}, {"start": 2715.58, "end": 2716.58, "text": " as fourth."}, {"start": 2716.58, "end": 2726.58, "text": " Jett, if we get on Fortnite, what should we do?"}, {"start": 2726.58, "end": 2728.2200000000003, "text": " Play League with Mura, I'm down."}, {"start": 2728.2200000000003, "end": 2731.9, "text": " But the only thing that's chopped is, Gontens isn't off."}, {"start": 2731.9, "end": 2736.46, "text": " ring DLC when boggles. I'm stalling out all the marathons as though I'm back from the World Cup."}, {"start": 2736.46, "end": 2739.7400000000002, "text": " But bro, I gotta make sure I can actually get to the World Cup tonight, bro. Jesus."}, {"start": 2740.7000000000003, "end": 2745.26, "text": " I gotta make sure I can actually get to the World Cup. Because chat, I got a text that my flight"}, {"start": 2745.26, "end": 2749.1, "text": " got delayed 40 minutes and I'm like, ah, whatever, I don't care. That just means I can stream later."}, {"start": 2749.1, "end": 2751.98, "text": " And then I get another text and my flight's canceled. So bro,"}, {"start": 2753.5, "end": 2758.14, "text": " I have to find a last minute flight right now. Bro, if I miss this World Cup finals,"}, {"start": 2758.14, "end": 2762.42, "text": " I'm actually gonna be fucking depressed because of weather like what?"}, {"start": 2770.02, "end": 2774.18, "text": " Jixie I love you and hope you marry a wonderful woman. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro"}, {"start": 2774.18, "end": 2779.22, "text": " Jixie been playing any rocket league lately if so how's it be going? Yes brows on rocket league yesterday. We got diamond"}, {"start": 2779.22, "end": 2781.22, "text": " We got diamond we got diamond"}, {"start": 2784.42, "end": 2787.8199999999997, "text": " Just drive wrote to get eight an hour try bro. We're not even gonna get to the game in time"}, {"start": 2788.14, "end": 2795.94, "text": " Yeah, I'm not even gonna lie."}, {"start": 2795.94, "end": 2803.66, "text": " If our only way to get to the game is to fucking jet, bro, that's gonna be chopped."}, {"start": 2803.66, "end": 2805.66, "text": " Jets are sketchy, bro."}, {"start": 2805.66, "end": 2810.7799999999997, "text": " Do jets are like more likely to like crash?"}, {"start": 2810.78, "end": 2812.32, "text": " I've, I've turned into a PJ."}, {"start": 2812.32, "end": 2813.1600000000003, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 2821.02, "end": 2822.7400000000002, "text": " Yeah, what if it crashes, bro?"}, {"start": 2822.7400000000002, "end": 2825.92, "text": " So what if like, what if my plane crashes, bro?"}, {"start": 2827.98, "end": 2828.82, "text": " You know, to be fair,"}, {"start": 2828.82, "end": 2830.5800000000004, "text": " I say that every time I get on a plane though."}, {"start": 2830.5800000000004, "end": 2832.7400000000002, "text": " I said it every time I got on a plane."}, {"start": 2832.7400000000002, "end": 2833.9, "text": " Please God."}, {"start": 2833.9, "end": 2834.86, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 2836.1000000000004, "end": 2837.5400000000004, "text": " I don't think I'm gonna show one."}, {"start": 2837.5400000000004, "end": 2839.1400000000003, "text": " I don't know what to do guys."}, {"start": 2841.5400000000004, "end": 2845.88, "text": " Bro complains about legitimately anything. No, it's not shut the fuck up"}, {"start": 2846.42, "end": 2851.1800000000003, "text": " It's not complaining about shit, bro. My flag got canceled and I'm depressed"}, {"start": 2853.94, "end": 2857.82, "text": " Mother sucker, okay, so chat, what should we do bro?"}, {"start": 2860.98, "end": 2866.42, "text": " Chat should we play league with Muda and push gold or should we play fortnight?"}, {"start": 2870.78, "end": 2874.8, "text": " Gotcha. I haven't streamed League in a minute. I'm almost gold guys. I'm a little school"}, {"start": 2877.34, "end": 2881.7200000000003, "text": " Jinxy there's more of a chances of you getting SSL fan a plane crashing"}, {"start": 2884.1000000000004, "end": 2886.6600000000003, "text": " Invade streamer you know I need to go through the world cop"}, {"start": 2900.78, "end": 2903.78, "text": " One more pull."}, {"start": 2903.78, "end": 2905.78, "text": " One more pull."}, {"start": 2905.78, "end": 2907.78, "text": " I really want to get on League."}, {"start": 2907.78, "end": 2909.78, "text": " I'm not calling out to you."}, {"start": 2909.78, "end": 2911.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2911.78, "end": 2913.78, "text": " Chat, vote it up."}, {"start": 2921.78, "end": 2923.78, "text": " Chat, last pull."}, {"start": 2923.78, "end": 2924.78, "text": " Vote it up."}, {"start": 2924.78, "end": 2926.78, "text": " Guys, I'm addicted to League."}, {"start": 2926.78, "end": 2928.78, "text": " I don't know what to say."}, {"start": 2928.78, "end": 2931.78, "text": " Miguel, think of it as your one. Zargar, they're gonna get that."}, {"start": 2944.78, "end": 2946.38, "text": " Da-da-da-da."}, {"start": 2946.38, "end": 2950.38, "text": " Chat vote, vote. Chat vote, vote, vote. Fortnite is winning."}, {"start": 2952.78, "end": 2955.38, "text": " Bro, am I gonna get stream sniped in this shit, bro?"}, {"start": 2958.78, "end": 2965.78, "text": " I'm just gonna get snouted."}, {"start": 2965.78, "end": 2970.78, "text": " Bro, in me, I could get gold."}, {"start": 2970.78, "end": 2973.78, "text": " DGC, once you fly private, you will never fly commercial again."}, {"start": 2973.78, "end": 2975.78, "text": " Dude, I flew in a private jet one time."}, {"start": 2975.78, "end": 2976.78, "text": " I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 2976.78, "end": 2978.78, "text": " I legitimately provided a ticket."}, {"start": 2978.78, "end": 2980.78, "text": " I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 2980.78, "end": 2982.78, "text": " I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 2982.78, "end": 2984.78, "text": " I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 2984.78, "end": 2986.78, "text": " I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 2986.78, "end": 2990.0600000000004, "text": " I'm not even kidding. I legitimately prefer a commercial flight"}, {"start": 2990.7400000000002, "end": 2994.0600000000004, "text": " One bro a commercial flight. It's safer. It's sturdier"}, {"start": 2994.86, "end": 2996.26, "text": " um"}, {"start": 2996.26, "end": 3000.9, "text": " Like bro, it's literally safer and sturdier. The only thing that's asked about it is"}, {"start": 3001.3, "end": 3004.1800000000003, "text": " Like if it can get canceled or the boarding time takes forever"}, {"start": 3004.5400000000004, "end": 3009.78, "text": " Bro, I was in a jet one time and I literally thought I was gonna crash the entire time. This is how the flight was I"}, {"start": 3010.42, "end": 3011.86, "text": " Thought I was gonna crash"}, {"start": 3011.86, "end": 3017.06, "text": " Bro commercial flights are slept on bro commercial flights are fucking goaded especially if you get Delta"}, {"start": 3017.6600000000003, "end": 3022.1800000000003, "text": " Bro, you get a Delta flight Delta bro Delta flights are fucking good"}, {"start": 3024.9, "end": 3026.9, "text": " The alien is so performative"}, {"start": 3027.86, "end": 3029.86, "text": " Yo boggles you're such an ass"}, {"start": 3030.7000000000003, "end": 3033.7000000000003, "text": " Boggles you're such a fucking ass hat bro. You're such an ass hat. Oh"}, {"start": 3039.7000000000003, "end": 3040.58, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 3040.58, "end": 3042.7799999999997, "text": " So let me calm down. Let me calm with the"}, {"start": 3046.46, "end": 3051.86, "text": " Me calm with the child addicted to the league, I'm not even getting addicted to the league. It's bad. I"}, {"start": 3053.84, "end": 3055.84, "text": " Might get gold today that ass"}, {"start": 3061.94, "end": 3067.52, "text": " Bros there any league coaches on bro like that test is not on so what about big talk of tea"}, {"start": 3070.58, "end": 3075.58, "text": " Chats, time to roll? What about big talk of tea?"}, {"start": 3078.58, "end": 3082.58, "text": " Chats, I'm Muda, a jitty caller. Chats, big talk of tea on?"}, {"start": 3082.58, "end": 3085.58, "text": " Giddy!"}, {"start": 3085.58, "end": 3089.58, "text": " Muda, what the fuck is up, kid?"}, {"start": 3089.58, "end": 3093.58, "text": " Hello? Muda, can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me?"}, {"start": 3095.58, "end": 3097.58, "text": " Muda, hello?"}, {"start": 3097.58, "end": 3102.54, "text": " What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? I can't hear you. I can't hear you. Okay. I hear you. Hello. I hear you now, bro"}, {"start": 3102.54, "end": 3104.66, "text": " What's good? Ches big talk a tea on"}, {"start": 3105.7799999999997, "end": 3107.7799999999997, "text": " Who's being talk at sea?"}, {"start": 3109.7, "end": 3116.2999999999997, "text": " You don't know big talk a tea boy. No, who's big talk on that's time one kid. Oh"}, {"start": 3117.2599999999998, "end": 3119.7599999999998, "text": " Check shot for a chop. Let me see"}, {"start": 3121.42, "end": 3124.1, "text": " How are you doing today, bro? I heard you're gonna miss your flight, bro"}, {"start": 3124.1, "end": 3132.9, "text": " David Beckham's in the shop bro Muda. I might miss my flight bro. I might I might miss my flights"}, {"start": 3132.9, "end": 3140.9, "text": " in a trailer. Oh, it's a bomb chat. I might miss my flights in a World Cup, bro. No, you're not,"}, {"start": 3140.9, "end": 3145.98, "text": " bro. Stop being dramatic, bro. You literally like old Delta Airlines. You just get a flight if"}, {"start": 3145.98, "end": 3151.58, "text": " you want to bro. It's not hard. Check. Why are y'all saying scroll down? Oh my okay. Y'all are"}, {"start": 3151.58, "end": 3159.94, "text": " Gooners brah no no no chat if you buy this you're legitimately a gooner dead ass y'all are gooners. Oh"}, {"start": 3161.44, "end": 3167.52, "text": " Great team USA got skins great bro great remind me of that shit chill"}, {"start": 3171.46, "end": 3173.56, "text": " No chat y'all are actually gooners brah"}, {"start": 3176.14, "end": 3178.58, "text": " Nothing wrong with gooning bro was the last time you goon"}, {"start": 3178.58, "end": 3180.58, "text": " Muda, are we on Liger, watch, Lynn?"}, {"start": 3180.58, "end": 3182.58, "text": " Dude, yes! Please!"}, {"start": 3182.58, "end": 3184.58, "text": " Well, wait, does your chat want Fortnite first?"}, {"start": 3184.58, "end": 3186.58, "text": " Poison Ivy scan."}, {"start": 3186.58, "end": 3188.58, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 3188.58, "end": 3190.58, "text": " Joe, what's the poison Ivy scan?"}, {"start": 3190.58, "end": 3192.58, "text": " Sorry, what did you say?"}, {"start": 3192.58, "end": 3194.58, "text": " Chat, wait, hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 3194.58, "end": 3196.58, "text": " We're trying to get me to the scan."}, {"start": 3196.58, "end": 3198.58, "text": " Chat, go all the way down?"}, {"start": 3198.58, "end": 3200.58, "text": " Wait, wait, all the way down?"}, {"start": 3200.58, "end": 3202.58, "text": " Situations."}, {"start": 3204.58, "end": 3206.58, "text": " Chat, should I look up poison Ivy?"}, {"start": 3208.58, "end": 3210.58, "text": " I feel like I passed it."}, {"start": 3212.58, "end": 3214.58, "text": " I feel like I passed it."}, {"start": 3220.58, "end": 3223.58, "text": " Kittens, I'm not seeing this, kittens."}, {"start": 3227.58, "end": 3229.58, "text": " Up, up, up, up, up, all the way up."}, {"start": 3232.58, "end": 3234.58, "text": " Poison Ivy."}, {"start": 3234.58, "end": 3236.58, "text": " This?"}, {"start": 3236.58, "end": 3244.06, "text": " yo you guys are actual fucking gooners no no no you guys are actual fucking"}, {"start": 3244.06, "end": 3249.02, "text": " gooners bro what is wrong with you guys legitimately what is wrong with y'all"}, {"start": 3249.02, "end": 3251.2599999999998, "text": " bro"}, {"start": 3255.38, "end": 3264.94, "text": " that's my girl no y'all are actually gooners edit the style how do you do"}, {"start": 3264.94, "end": 3280.14, "text": " that. Y'all are fucking weird. Y'all are freaks. No, no, no, y'all are freaks. Check y'all"}, {"start": 3280.14, "end": 3296.2799999999997, "text": " actually freaks. If you click on the skin you can edit the style. Chat y'all are,"}, {"start": 3296.2799999999997, "end": 3303.22, "text": " all right yeah y'all are actually gooners bro. I'm not buying this shit bro. Yo is"}, {"start": 3303.22, "end": 3307.14, "text": " this the first time Fortnight has introduced a skin with side boob and"}, {"start": 3307.14, "end": 3311.58, "text": " An under boob. I'm not even kidding. I mean, this is the first time for nights down this"}, {"start": 3313.7999999999997, "end": 3315.7999999999997, "text": " Four night we need to talk"}, {"start": 3316.04, "end": 3318.04, "text": " For that we need to talk bro"}, {"start": 3318.4, "end": 3321.96, "text": " Guys, I'm not buying it bro. I got a girl dude"}, {"start": 3322.56, "end": 3325.52, "text": " The fuck you guys think I am I got a girl"}, {"start": 3328.64, "end": 3334.08, "text": " Mooda you want to play duos? Yes, bro. Yes, I'm down. Oh wait. Oh"}, {"start": 3334.08, "end": 3340.16, "text": " Oh, yeah, I'm down bro. Do you know you beat me in uh, you came first place ahead of me, bro"}, {"start": 3340.16, "end": 3342.16, "text": " Do you know that ahead of you and what?"}, {"start": 3342.48, "end": 3347.6, "text": " And then the fortnight FNCS shit, bro. You came 12th. I came 13th, bro. You beat me by one point"}, {"start": 3348.3199999999997, "end": 3351.84, "text": " Yeah, so we're both shit who cares bro. Yeah, true true true"}, {"start": 3352.48, "end": 3356.64, "text": " Join up join up Buddha. I'm joining. I'm joining. I'm joining. Bo you know what's crazy, bro"}, {"start": 3357.44, "end": 3360.44, "text": " Is that that low taper fade meme?"}, {"start": 3360.44, "end": 3367.44, "text": " game. Sorry. Sorry. I'm going to join. I'm going to join. I'm going to play ranked and"}, {"start": 3367.44, "end": 3374.0, "text": " actually sweat. Don't fucking sell me. Don't fucking sell me. No. Okay, wait, I have bad"}, {"start": 3374.0, "end": 3381.92, "text": " news. What? My games updated. Should I play a solo? Yes, absolutely. Play one solo."}, {"start": 3381.92, "end": 3385.48, "text": " I'm going to, I'm going to mute and then I'll be back with your games done. I'll"}, {"start": 3385.48, "end": 3391.96, "text": " watch it low chamber fae yeah the meme is massive"}, {"start": 3391.96, "end": 3395.08, "text": " mura mura mura i'm gonna pass you and leave you bitch"}, {"start": 3395.08, "end": 3398.52, "text": " dude but you're not no you're not well i'm silver"}, {"start": 3398.52, "end": 3402.12, "text": " i know i'm almost silver four bros bad i'm actually number one you make number"}, {"start": 3402.12, "end": 3405.56, "text": " one silver one bro yes i'm with the demo bro it's"}, {"start": 3405.56, "end": 3409.48, "text": " bad well tell me jixie yo you think bro silver is so"}, {"start": 3409.48, "end": 3413.2400000000002, "text": " fucking easy but you get to gold bro bro the thing about silver that's easy"}, {"start": 3413.2400000000002, "end": 3416.2000000000003, "text": " Bro, a lot of the people in the lobbies are bronzes, bro"}, {"start": 3416.2000000000003, "end": 3420.5600000000004, "text": " They stuff like bronze ones and bronze twos in there. Yes. Yes, I agree, bro. You're right"}, {"start": 3420.6400000000003, "end": 3426.2000000000003, "text": " Well, gold is a new character. You've never seen before bro like never ever ever ever true"}, {"start": 3426.76, "end": 3432.1200000000003, "text": " That's all this bitch today called M. Bessa. She was literally a top laner. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes"}, {"start": 3433.0000000000005, "end": 3437.88, "text": " Yes, yes, fuck that bitch, bro. Fuck that bitch. She's fucking she literally like I'm literally"}, {"start": 3440.0000000000005, "end": 3442.2400000000002, "text": " So yeah, bro, it's not fun, bro"}, {"start": 3442.2400000000002, "end": 3445.6200000000003, "text": " I wait have you have you jungled against a wukong yet?"}, {"start": 3446.98, "end": 3452.98, "text": " Yeah, but it's pretty niche brah. I rarely find a wukong like very fucking rarely do I find a wukong"}, {"start": 3463.48, "end": 3467.0200000000004, "text": " Are you in a game are you in a game? Yeah, I'm in a solo. Do you want to watch the go?"}, {"start": 3467.02, "end": 3469.02, "text": " Yeah, I'll be watching you watch this for a quick..."}, {"start": 3469.02, "end": 3473.02, "text": " Alright chat! Wait this is reloading! Fuck that!"}, {"start": 3473.02, "end": 3475.02, "text": " Wait..."}, {"start": 3475.02, "end": 3477.02, "text": " Wait but chat..."}, {"start": 3477.02, "end": 3479.02, "text": " How does reload work in solos?"}, {"start": 3481.02, "end": 3483.02, "text": " Wait what?"}, {"start": 3483.02, "end": 3485.02, "text": " How does... wait no no no no no!"}, {"start": 3485.02, "end": 3489.02, "text": " Chat, how does reload work in solos?"}, {"start": 3489.02, "end": 3491.02, "text": " Oh you get to reboot, okay."}, {"start": 3491.02, "end": 3501.02, "text": " I mean are you slow that's a good fucking question you douchebag that's a good question you cock sucker"}, {"start": 3505.02, "end": 3506.02, "text": " It can"}, {"start": 3510.02, "end": 3515.02, "text": " Because the entire premise of reload is based off you have to have a teammate alive to respawn"}, {"start": 3515.02, "end": 3518.02, "text": " But if it's solo's you don't have a teammate alive you fucking ass wipe"}, {"start": 3518.02, "end": 3523.02, "text": " You're a mod, motherfucker!"}, {"start": 3523.02, "end": 3530.02, "text": " It's an environment, isn't it?"}, {"start": 3530.02, "end": 3538.02, "text": " Fucking dickweed?"}, {"start": 3538.02, "end": 3552.02, "text": " fresh pills over there. I'm just gonna be like purebottom just fucking run at it. I'm"}, {"start": 3552.02, "end": 3554.02, "text": " I'm tired of being scared of everything."}, {"start": 3569.94, "end": 3571.94, "text": " Where the fuck did he go?"}, {"start": 3572.3, "end": 3572.8, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3575.86, "end": 3578.36, "text": " Was there not literally just flash bills?"}, {"start": 3578.36, "end": 3582.8, "text": " Oh my god, it's gonna be one of these days, bro"}, {"start": 3588.6400000000003, "end": 3591.0, "text": " Was there not literally just fresh billions"}, {"start": 3608.36, "end": 3614.08, "text": " Oh my god, I got the jerk off juice."}, {"start": 3614.08, "end": 3616.84, "text": " Chad, I got the- I got the jizz."}, {"start": 3616.84, "end": 3638.08, "text": " Chad, I got the jerk off juice."}, {"start": 3638.08, "end": 3640.08, "text": " Can you get a healsthrough?"}, {"start": 3644.7, "end": 3646.7, "text": " Why am I flying?"}, {"start": 3646.7, "end": 3648.7, "text": " WHAT THE FUCK?!"}, {"start": 3649.34, "end": 3651.34, "text": " Why am I-"}, {"start": 3668.08, "end": 3679.64, "text": " No way he sees me."}, {"start": 3679.64, "end": 3682.64, "text": " No way he sees me behind this tree."}, {"start": 3682.64, "end": 3690.96, "text": " Well, not if I'm gypsy everywhere, Jesus!"}, {"start": 3690.96, "end": 3697.48, "text": " No way he sees me behind this tree."}, {"start": 3697.48, "end": 3699.48, "text": " I'm gonna need to take that pad."}, {"start": 3701.86, "end": 3703.86, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna need to take that fucking pad."}, {"start": 3713.28, "end": 3715.78, "text": " I'm dead. I'm fucking dead. I'm fucking dead."}, {"start": 3718.58, "end": 3720.58, "text": " I'm actually fucking..."}, {"start": 3720.58, "end": 3722.58, "text": " BANDIDGE!"}, {"start": 3722.58, "end": 3729.98, "text": " I can't shoot that'd be so undisciplined. I have no maps know how if I cannot fight that"}, {"start": 3730.92, "end": 3735.58, "text": " There's no way I could fight that you guys can tell me a pussy all you want. I really don't give a fuck"}, {"start": 3752.58, "end": 3766.58, "text": " th"}, {"start": 3766.58, "end": 3767.58, "text": " th"}, {"start": 3767.58, "end": 3768.58, "text": " th"}, {"start": 3768.58, "end": 3769.58, "text": " th"}, {"start": 3769.58, "end": 3772.68, "text": " Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut"}, {"start": 3773.06, "end": 3773.56, "text": " OK"}, {"start": 3775.42, "end": 3776.96, "text": " Let's watch lemme watch this"}, {"start": 3777.12, "end": 3779.7599999999998, "text": " Shut the fuck I'm in the most intense game of my fucking life"}, {"start": 3787.7999999999997, "end": 3791.38, "text": " Oh my god this pizza is so fucking overpowered"}, {"start": 3791.58, "end": 3792.2999999999997, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 3799.58, "end": 3801.58, "text": " I need Matt!"}, {"start": 3801.58, "end": 3804.58, "text": " Shit, if I don't get Matt, I'm gonna lose!"}, {"start": 3804.58, "end": 3806.58, "text": " I need Matt, I need Matt, I need Matt!"}, {"start": 3806.58, "end": 3808.58, "text": " If I don't get Matt, I'm gonna lose!"}, {"start": 3808.58, "end": 3810.58, "text": " If I don't get Matt, I'm gonna lose. 100%"}, {"start": 3810.58, "end": 3812.58, "text": " It's not even a fucking question."}, {"start": 3829.58, "end": 3832.58, "text": " Wait, Chet, does this mean I'm gonna get two reboots?"}, {"start": 3833.58, "end": 3835.58, "text": " I still haven't died."}, {"start": 3842.58, "end": 3845.58, "text": " I still haven't died. I'm like, go to people."}, {"start": 3848.58, "end": 3851.58, "text": " Oh, shit. Chet, he's right up there."}, {"start": 3854.58, "end": 3857.58, "text": " Oh, shit. Chet, he's right up there."}, {"start": 3857.58, "end": 3863.42, "text": " He's fucking right up there"}, {"start": 3876.62, "end": 3878.62, "text": " Travis is not good guys"}, {"start": 3887.58, "end": 3897.92, "text": " I'd have a lot of maps now, I mean not a lot, but it's better than nothing."}, {"start": 3897.92, "end": 3908.44, "text": " Chet, is my reload rank the same as my regular rank?"}, {"start": 3908.44, "end": 3912.3199999999997, "text": " Like does it all combine into one or is it separate?"}, {"start": 3912.3199999999997, "end": 3915.3199999999997, "text": " Like does your reload rank and your battle rail rank have a difference?"}, {"start": 3915.32, "end": 3917.32, "text": " Different fuck"}, {"start": 3917.84, "end": 3920.7200000000003, "text": " So nice that mean I'm in like a bronze lobby right now. Oh"}, {"start": 3922.84, "end": 3925.0800000000004, "text": " God I'm in like a bronze lobby, huh?"}, {"start": 3939.6400000000003, "end": 3941.6400000000003, "text": " I'm gonna play like TSM myth"}, {"start": 3945.32, "end": 3954.92, "text": " I'm going to sell my soul for high ground."}, {"start": 3954.92, "end": 3957.32, "text": " Gitch."}, {"start": 3957.32, "end": 3959.32, "text": " Gitch."}, {"start": 3959.32, "end": 3961.32, "text": " Gitch."}, {"start": 3961.32, "end": 3963.32, "text": " Gitch."}, {"start": 3963.32, "end": 3967.32, "text": " I'm just going to play like myth, bro."}, {"start": 3967.32, "end": 3977.32, "text": " I'm just gonna play like myth bro. Just gonna play like a fucking cringelord."}, {"start": 3977.32, "end": 3987.32, "text": " What would myth do? He would go into like a high ass building right now. Build a high base."}, {"start": 3987.32, "end": 3989.32, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3999.54, "end": 4001.54, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 4010.1800000000003, "end": 4012.1800000000003, "text": " Come on"}, {"start": 4017.32, "end": 4024.32, "text": " I can fucking win this!"}, {"start": 4077.32, "end": 4092.1200000000003, "text": " I should have shot gun them when I have a chance."}, {"start": 4092.12, "end": 4094.12, "text": " I should have shot at him when I had the chance."}, {"start": 4122.12, "end": 4129.12, "text": " That's on shield."}, {"start": 4129.12, "end": 4138.12, "text": " I'm probably dead here."}, {"start": 4138.12, "end": 4149.12, "text": " Okay, so I still have two reboots or is it too late in the game, though?"}, {"start": 4149.12, "end": 4156.12, "text": " I'm probably down here, Jidge."}, {"start": 4156.12, "end": 4161.12, "text": " Jidge."}, {"start": 4161.12, "end": 4165.12, "text": " Fuuuuck!"}, {"start": 4165.12, "end": 4170.12, "text": " Fuuuuck!"}, {"start": 4170.12, "end": 4175.12, "text": " Fuuuuck!"}, {"start": 4175.12, "end": 4201.36, "text": " I gotta give some boggles you little fucking gooner bro you little fucking gooner boggles"}, {"start": 4201.36, "end": 4203.36, "text": " You better fucking do it or bro"}, {"start": 4206.08, "end": 4207.92, "text": " Yo, just you died"}, {"start": 4207.92, "end": 4213.719999999999, "text": " Yeah, bro. I just got in a I don't know why I do I don't know why people fight Jeff"}, {"start": 4214.44, "end": 4219.639999999999, "text": " Why when two people are in a storm you initiate a fight? Yo, bro"}, {"start": 4219.88, "end": 4225.12, "text": " Let's get to the storm and then we can fight you dumb fuck now. We're all dead"}, {"start": 4225.839999999999, "end": 4230.639999999999, "text": " Are we doing reload or doing for my battle pass? I just put a cock up my ass"}, {"start": 4230.64, "end": 4233.64, "text": " Do Fortnite Battle Royale Rank, Fortnite Battle Royale Rank."}, {"start": 4233.64, "end": 4234.64, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4234.64, "end": 4235.64, "text": " Chattanooga changed stuff."}, {"start": 4235.64, "end": 4236.64, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 4236.64, "end": 4238.64, "text": " Fortnite Battle Royale Rank."}, {"start": 4238.64, "end": 4242.64, "text": " Guys, I don't know how to do that."}, {"start": 4242.64, "end": 4244.64, "text": " Battle Royale Rank."}, {"start": 4244.64, "end": 4252.64, "text": " Battle Royale Rank."}, {"start": 4252.64, "end": 4255.64, "text": " What's equipped with Sprite?"}, {"start": 4255.64, "end": 4258.64, "text": " Dude, I don't understand these Sprites that well."}, {"start": 4258.64, "end": 4259.64, "text": " Chattanooga understood."}, {"start": 4259.64, "end": 4262.0, "text": " I don't understand these that well, bro"}, {"start": 4264.4400000000005, "end": 4266.4400000000005, "text": " Yo, what's a splite JC"}, {"start": 4267.88, "end": 4269.88, "text": " I'm not a dirty boy"}, {"start": 4270.400000000001, "end": 4273.64, "text": " Buckles gifted me the skin and you guys spammed it"}, {"start": 4274.88, "end": 4276.88, "text": " You guys spammed it"}, {"start": 4277.88, "end": 4281.76, "text": " Why is there a skin that is basically soft porn in this game?"}, {"start": 4282.96, "end": 4287.56, "text": " For the other one under boom, but wait, which one which one which one?"}, {"start": 4287.56, "end": 4294.56, "text": " You can see it on me bro."}, {"start": 4294.56, "end": 4295.56, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 4295.56, "end": 4296.56, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 4296.56, "end": 4297.56, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 4297.56, "end": 4298.56, "text": " We're gonna queue up right?"}, {"start": 4298.56, "end": 4299.56, "text": " You horn dog?"}, {"start": 4299.56, "end": 4300.56, "text": " I'm sorry bro."}, {"start": 4300.56, "end": 4302.56, "text": " Okay ranked, duo, ready, build."}, {"start": 4302.56, "end": 4303.56, "text": " Alright let's go."}, {"start": 4303.56, "end": 4306.56, "text": " Wait, how do I buy that skin?"}, {"start": 4306.56, "end": 4308.96, "text": " Go into the shop."}, {"start": 4308.96, "end": 4309.96, "text": " Scroll down."}, {"start": 4309.96, "end": 4311.46, "text": " It's gonna be called something ivy."}, {"start": 4311.46, "end": 4312.46, "text": " Go into the shop."}, {"start": 4312.46, "end": 4313.46, "text": " Scroll down."}, {"start": 4313.46, "end": 4315.96, "text": " It's gonna be called something ivy."}, {"start": 4315.96, "end": 4316.96, "text": " Something ivy."}, {"start": 4316.96, "end": 4323.8, "text": " Oh my god, wait the other one is so much. Oh my god"}, {"start": 4325.84, "end": 4331.22, "text": " Jixie next time we die we need to wait like five seconds in this I need to buy a stand in my what the fuck bro"}, {"start": 4331.22, "end": 4337.44, "text": " Sorry, Fortnite is promoting a generation of gooning chat. I remember back in the day. They would never okay"}, {"start": 4337.44, "end": 4339.56, "text": " This skin is crap. Yeah, no, this skin is actually crazy"}, {"start": 4340.68, "end": 4342.92, "text": " Why does the skin have under boob?"}, {"start": 4343.76, "end": 4345.76, "text": " Like what?"}, {"start": 4346.96, "end": 4355.88, "text": " you stop moving oh my god oh my god I'm sorry I'm sorry she's correct all right"}, {"start": 4355.88, "end": 4359.92, "text": " yo let's win this game roll off in lock in lock in I don't want none of that"}, {"start": 4359.92, "end": 4363.12, "text": " fucking poor night rivals bullshit you should have put her on the line that"}, {"start": 4363.12, "end": 4369.76, "text": " yo chill what the hell haha chill we can't get off for that till we get to"}, {"start": 4369.76, "end": 4375.88, "text": " win okay okay done done done unless we get like brutally slank but it's"}, {"start": 4375.88, "end": 4381.46, "text": " ranks a low-key slapping happens less than ranked true okay I'm not in for real"}, {"start": 4381.46, "end": 4385.84, "text": " mere you're one of the weirdest kids in this entire stream bro that's every"}, {"start": 4385.84, "end": 4391.96, "text": " message you send me or is fucking weird all right where are we dropping"}, {"start": 4391.96, "end": 4393.96, "text": " Twiddle"}, {"start": 4394.96, "end": 4397.2, "text": " Frosted flat oh, you got it"}, {"start": 4400.28, "end": 4406.4800000000005, "text": " Launch it another not any stream. It's like in a fortnight battle. We're y'all go rule 34 gonna be crazy with that skin"}, {"start": 4406.4800000000005, "end": 4411.04, "text": " Yep, mom's bad that guy. Oh, she has her feet out. Oh my okay. I'm not even kidding"}, {"start": 4411.68, "end": 4414.8, "text": " This skin is literally just made too good"}, {"start": 4415.68, "end": 4418.44, "text": " She has no shoes or sock"}, {"start": 4418.4400000000005, "end": 4420.4400000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4420.6, "end": 4425.92, "text": " Landed on somebody I swear if I doubted this talker that is not frosted flakes. Where are you?"}, {"start": 4430.280000000001, "end": 4432.280000000001, "text": " Yeah, what are these?"}, {"start": 4448.4400000000005, "end": 4451.500000000001, "text": " Well I say go where are we dropping a twin of"}, {"start": 4453.000000000001, "end": 4455.000000000001, "text": " Guy says frosted flakes"}, {"start": 4457.120000000001, "end": 4460.9800000000005, "text": " Ends up dropping in fucking Japan where did you and where'd you go?"}, {"start": 4461.240000000001, "end": 4465.240000000001, "text": " Jinxie your forehead is an unnamed location Poggles. I'll beat the shit out of you"}, {"start": 4466.240000000001, "end": 4469.200000000001, "text": " She'll queue up queue up. Come on. You're flat"}, {"start": 4470.080000000001, "end": 4472.84, "text": " Oh, I can't to be with Platinum's"}, {"start": 4472.84, "end": 4476.4400000000005, "text": " Bro, what do you mean, of course you can, what are you saying?"}, {"start": 4476.4400000000005, "end": 4479.72, "text": " Jixzy, how tight are you on a scale of 1 to 10?"}, {"start": 4479.72, "end": 4482.400000000001, "text": " Again, bro, this is the bullshit that I'm talking about."}, {"start": 4482.400000000001, "end": 4486.0, "text": " Guys, I'm not gonna discuss my tightness with you."}, {"start": 4486.0, "end": 4488.24, "text": " Also, how the fuck would I know?"}, {"start": 4488.24, "end": 4491.360000000001, "text": " You think I'm shoving shit up my ass to figure that out?"}, {"start": 4491.360000000001, "end": 4495.12, "text": " I don't know, bro, I don't know how tight I am."}, {"start": 4495.12, "end": 4496.76, "text": " How the fuck would I know?"}, {"start": 4496.76, "end": 4498.24, "text": " You know it's a link win?"}, {"start": 4498.24, "end": 4502.2, "text": " You've never put a finger up your ass in the shower before?"}, {"start": 4502.2, "end": 4504.179999999999, "text": " The most I've ever put it up there is Cheetos."}, {"start": 4504.179999999999, "end": 4505.98, "text": " Chat, that's real, by the way."}, {"start": 4507.099999999999, "end": 4508.34, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4508.34, "end": 4509.94, "text": " I've put Cheetos in my ass before."}, {"start": 4509.94, "end": 4510.98, "text": " I was a kid."}, {"start": 4510.98, "end": 4512.4, "text": " Did that not like burn?"}, {"start": 4513.54, "end": 4515.099999999999, "text": " I put Cheetos in my ass."}, {"start": 4516.179999999999, "end": 4517.54, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4517.54, "end": 4520.0599999999995, "text": " Yeah, they said like, there's a G spot in your asshole."}, {"start": 4520.0599999999995, "end": 4521.139999999999, "text": " So I went to go try it out."}, {"start": 4521.139999999999, "end": 4524.7, "text": " I got bricked after I did that, but that was like,"}, {"start": 4524.7, "end": 4525.82, "text": " very young."}, {"start": 4525.82, "end": 4527.179999999999, "text": " Wait, chat, okay, okay."}, {"start": 4527.179999999999, "end": 4529.46, "text": " I'm not even chatting, this is not in a weird way."}, {"start": 4529.46, "end": 4531.34, "text": " And I'm not gonna test this."}, {"start": 4531.34, "end": 4533.74, "text": " But do guys have G spots?"}, {"start": 4534.9400000000005, "end": 4536.26, "text": " Yes, bro, yes."}, {"start": 4536.26, "end": 4538.34, "text": " Wait, what, where?"}, {"start": 4538.34, "end": 4539.34, "text": " In their asshole."}, {"start": 4541.62, "end": 4545.42, "text": " Wait, guys have G spots in their ass?"}, {"start": 4545.42, "end": 4546.5, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 4546.5, "end": 4547.860000000001, "text": " Tested on stream."}, {"start": 4547.860000000001, "end": 4550.62, "text": " Ah, Sparks get the fuck out of my face."}, {"start": 4550.62, "end": 4553.3, "text": " Check, guys have G spots, dead ass, bro."}, {"start": 4555.26, "end": 4556.54, "text": " Are we serious?"}, {"start": 4556.54, "end": 4571.74, "text": " I think it's a specific part of your balls. I really don't know. I know all the time people"}, {"start": 4571.74, "end": 4583.54, "text": " get like prostate cancer. Well, someone in my chat yesterday asked me what my fetish was"}, {"start": 4583.54, "end": 4585.94, "text": " And I really don't have a fetish. Do you have a fetish?"}, {"start": 4589.14, "end": 4590.94, "text": " I like, um..."}, {"start": 4592.94, "end": 4596.34, "text": " And I'm very vanilla, bro. I just like, you know, just normal. Like, I don't know."}, {"start": 4596.44, "end": 4597.84, "text": " I like, uh, feet."}, {"start": 4599.14, "end": 4599.64, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4601.74, "end": 4603.04, "text": " Like, like, do they like..."}, {"start": 4604.54, "end": 4605.64, "text": " Like, they get you hard?"}, {"start": 4607.04, "end": 4611.84, "text": " But, bro, what's understood doesn't need to be explained, and that's all I'm gonna say in back, apparently."}, {"start": 4611.84, "end": 4613.84, "text": " What's understood is he-"}, {"start": 4613.84, "end": 4615.84, "text": " Chad, you either got a foot fetish or you don't, bro."}, {"start": 4615.84, "end": 4618.84, "text": " If you don't understand, then I can't be able to explain it."}, {"start": 4619.84, "end": 4621.84, "text": " What's understood doesn't need to be explained, dude."}, {"start": 4621.84, "end": 4622.84, "text": " Chop chop!"}, {"start": 4624.84, "end": 4625.84, "text": " Yeah, go chop chop."}, {"start": 4625.84, "end": 4627.84, "text": " Chad, you guys calling me a weirdo?"}, {"start": 4627.84, "end": 4630.84, "text": " Do you realize how many dudes actually like to eat?"}, {"start": 4630.84, "end": 4632.84, "text": " This is a common fetish, bro."}, {"start": 4634.84, "end": 4636.84, "text": " Chad, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 4636.84, "end": 4637.84, "text": " White nail polish."}, {"start": 4637.84, "end": 4639.84, "text": " If you know you know."}, {"start": 4639.84, "end": 4647.38, "text": " White nail polish with like a clean nice soft foot and they're sucked on a toe before"}, {"start": 4649.64, "end": 4654.08, "text": " Yo, bro, I'm asking LeBron James if you made a layup"}, {"start": 4654.72, "end": 4655.92, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 4655.92, "end": 4659.22, "text": " Bro, hell yeah. Oh my god. Okay"}, {"start": 4662.6, "end": 4667.0, "text": " Well, it's understood nothing to be explained dude true true. There's people here"}, {"start": 4667.0, "end": 4672.52, "text": " by the way you're a shotgun no I just keep getting minis which is great but I"}, {"start": 4672.52, "end": 4677.4, "text": " need a fucking gun if I'm gonna okay I got a chest okay I'm good"}, {"start": 4683.08, "end": 4689.8, "text": " I'm coming kitten I have a pistol so if I don't protect you that's why"}, {"start": 4689.8, "end": 4691.76, "text": " One more, one more, one more."}, {"start": 4691.76, "end": 4694.74, "text": " Oh man, I'm dead behind you, body."}, {"start": 4694.74, "end": 4697.52, "text": " Oh, they're all dead damn."}, {"start": 4697.52, "end": 4699.9800000000005, "text": " It's just snipers without fucking data, Tom."}, {"start": 4699.9800000000005, "end": 4701.4800000000005, "text": " It's just snipers!"}, {"start": 4701.4800000000005, "end": 4702.4400000000005, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 4702.4400000000005, "end": 4706.18, "text": " There is never that many people in a location."}, {"start": 4706.18, "end": 4706.66, "text": " Never!"}, {"start": 4706.66, "end": 4708.2, "text": " Chomp, chop, bro."}, {"start": 4708.2, "end": 4709.8, "text": " No one's doing a chomp, chop."}, {"start": 4709.8, "end": 4711.7, "text": " I didn't even know a chomp, chop was a fucking thing"}, {"start": 4711.7, "end": 4712.42, "text": " until you said it."}, {"start": 4712.42, "end": 4714.0, "text": " Move to high screen, high screen or land."}, {"start": 4714.0, "end": 4716.4400000000005, "text": " OK, OK, OK."}, {"start": 4716.4400000000005, "end": 4717.400000000001, "text": " So, Mudo, what turns you on?"}, {"start": 4717.400000000001, "end": 4719.06, "text": " Do you have a fetish, what turns you on?"}, {"start": 4719.06, "end": 4723.620000000001, "text": " I don't know. I like I just like ass like I don't know bro. I don't have a fetish"}, {"start": 4723.620000000001, "end": 4725.080000000001, "text": " Yeah, but that's not like a fetish bro"}, {"start": 4725.080000000001, "end": 4728.4800000000005, "text": " But yo ass is just I'm gonna be honest ass is incredible"}, {"start": 4728.820000000001, "end": 4733.4800000000005, "text": " Yo chat a nice booty bro makes the world go round in that ass bro"}, {"start": 4733.660000000001, "end": 4735.820000000001, "text": " Like I'm not even gonna hold you dude"}, {"start": 4735.820000000001, "end": 4739.9400000000005, "text": " You had to choose between a girl with like insane Tata's or a really nice"}, {"start": 4740.54, "end": 4742.54, "text": " small choice you choose"}, {"start": 4742.54, "end": 4751.98, "text": " if you have to choose one dude I don't even know bro um oh my god it's like the hardest"}, {"start": 4751.98, "end": 4760.0199999999995, "text": " question of all time I'm probably gonna lean towards Tata's bro wait let me explain why"}, {"start": 4760.0199999999995, "end": 4768.9, "text": " okay go a nice pair of Tata's is pretty rare like it's hard to find you know what I mean"}, {"start": 4768.900000000001, "end": 4769.6, "text": " Yeah, you're right."}, {"start": 4769.6, "end": 4770.900000000001, "text": " It is rare, bro."}, {"start": 4770.900000000001, "end": 4772.000000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 4772.000000000001, "end": 4773.500000000001, "text": " Hold on, see, it's all great."}, {"start": 4773.500000000001, "end": 4774.900000000001, "text": " Like, I'm not complaining, bro."}, {"start": 4774.900000000001, "end": 4777.200000000001, "text": " It's all great."}, {"start": 4777.200000000001, "end": 4779.400000000001, "text": " True."}, {"start": 4779.400000000001, "end": 4781.000000000001, "text": " No, but I don't have a fetish, man, to be honest."}, {"start": 4781.000000000001, "end": 4781.700000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4781.700000000001, "end": 4784.900000000001, "text": " I mean, bro, I do like Toads, but I've never sucked Toads."}, {"start": 4784.900000000001, "end": 4785.900000000001, "text": " But I do like them."}, {"start": 4785.900000000001, "end": 4787.000000000001, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 4787.000000000001, "end": 4789.1, "text": " Yo, you might want to take a spin, bro."}, {"start": 4789.1, "end": 4790.000000000001, "text": " Hey, I stream when you live."}, {"start": 4790.000000000001, "end": 4790.6, "text": " I stream when you live."}, {"start": 4790.6, "end": 4791.200000000001, "text": " I don't know why."}, {"start": 4791.200000000001, "end": 4792.700000000001, "text": " OK, I got it, got it, got it, got it, got it."}, {"start": 4792.7, "end": 4801.46, "text": " No matters and I don't like your emails bro stop sending me pictures of your fucking toes"}, {"start": 4801.46, "end": 4808.0599999999995, "text": " please what the fuck is wrong with you wait there's a guy that sends you emails of his toes"}, {"start": 4808.0599999999995, "end": 4814.7, "text": " yes yes yes he does it like every day bro it's fucking it's disgusting please matters and stop"}, {"start": 4814.7, "end": 4819.7, "text": " I'm gonna fail the map, I'm gonna print a map, right here, right here, right here."}, {"start": 4822.7, "end": 4825.7, "text": " Dude, but aren't they just gonna follow our skins out of the bus?"}, {"start": 4825.7, "end": 4829.7, "text": " Bro, what's going on me? I'm tired of getting sniked!"}, {"start": 4830.7, "end": 4833.7, "text": " We gotta get a dove, we gotta get a dove, we gotta get a dove."}, {"start": 4833.7, "end": 4835.7, "text": " I'm gonna stream with a delay, man!"}, {"start": 4836.7, "end": 4839.7, "text": " You fuckers ruined our night!"}, {"start": 4839.7, "end": 4841.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4842.3, "end": 4844.3, "text": " Scared me"}, {"start": 4847.0599999999995, "end": 4849.0599999999995, "text": " Oh my god, no one's coming here"}, {"start": 4849.82, "end": 4853.46, "text": " Someone I sat said you've got a cheating fetish like mods, please dead"}, {"start": 4856.139999999999, "end": 4858.42, "text": " Yo, bro that guy has ball knowledge, bro"}, {"start": 4863.38, "end": 4868.78, "text": " My whole lobby's here, I mean I literally hit my okay, I'll show screen the whole fucking mob is here"}, {"start": 4869.7, "end": 4872.7, "text": " I don't have any more extreme snipers at where I'm on this camp."}, {"start": 4877.7, "end": 4879.7, "text": " Mudo Moki, just camp on Tom. Just camp."}, {"start": 4884.7, "end": 4886.7, "text": " I think I shot him. Do you have one? Or do you have one?"}, {"start": 4892.7, "end": 4894.7, "text": " But I'm not even joking. Just camp on that."}, {"start": 4894.7, "end": 4899.7, "text": " 47 47 47 47"}, {"start": 4899.7, "end": 4903.7, "text": " dead one dead"}, {"start": 4903.7, "end": 4907.7, "text": " put up put up put up"}, {"start": 4907.7, "end": 4910.7, "text": " did he just"}, {"start": 4910.7, "end": 4913.7, "text": " save one log if you just did that"}, {"start": 4913.7, "end": 4917.7, "text": " save one log if you just did that"}, {"start": 4917.7, "end": 4921.7, "text": " you don't want to know I'm"}, {"start": 4921.7, "end": 4926.0199999999995, "text": " I don't wanna know I missed two pump shots and he pickaxed."}, {"start": 4926.0199999999995, "end": 4927.62, "text": " No, no, no, no, I can't."}, {"start": 4927.62, "end": 4928.98, "text": " I can't, I can't."}, {"start": 4928.98, "end": 4931.54, "text": " Yo, no, I can't, I can't, I can't."}, {"start": 4931.54, "end": 4933.7, "text": " Oh my god, I've never had that happen."}, {"start": 4933.7, "end": 4935.78, "text": " Mooda, Mooda, Mooda, I've never had that happen."}, {"start": 4935.78, "end": 4936.62, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 4936.62, "end": 4937.46, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 4937.46, "end": 4938.94, "text": " I was full of health."}, {"start": 4938.94, "end": 4940.139999999999, "text": " I had a bump."}, {"start": 4940.139999999999, "end": 4941.94, "text": " He glided it on me."}, {"start": 4941.94, "end": 4946.3, "text": " I missed both my pump shots and he axed me five times."}, {"start": 4946.3, "end": 4948.179999999999, "text": " I died fully speechable."}, {"start": 4948.179999999999, "end": 4949.0199999999995, "text": " Pickaxe!"}, {"start": 4951.7, "end": 4956.7, "text": " Bro, that is legitimately the worst step in my life."}, {"start": 4956.7, "end": 4958.7, "text": " Chad, I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 4958.7, "end": 4961.7, "text": " That's the worst step in my life, badass."}, {"start": 4961.7, "end": 4963.7, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 4963.7, "end": 4968.7, "text": " I feel like I need to buy Goonskin so we can be on the same level."}, {"start": 4968.7, "end": 4971.7, "text": " Because I'm not going to play good if I don't have a Goonskin."}, {"start": 4971.7, "end": 4974.7, "text": " Bro, I just hate the stream snipers, dude."}, {"start": 4974.7, "end": 4977.7, "text": " Yo, I literally have to- Chad, I'm going to have to leave early."}, {"start": 4977.7, "end": 4980.7, "text": " Okay, so Chad, here's what I'm going to do."}, {"start": 4981.34, "end": 4983.34, "text": " My flight got canceled chat"}, {"start": 4983.66, "end": 4990.5199999999995, "text": " So what I'm gonna do to get to the World Cup game tomorrow is I'm gonna fly into like a close by city and then drive there"}, {"start": 4991.099999999999, "end": 4993.099999999999, "text": " That's something to"}, {"start": 4997.22, "end": 4999.22, "text": " When's the World Cup tomorrow"}, {"start": 4999.3, "end": 5001.66, "text": " What is tomorrow? I'm so fucking"}, {"start": 5004.34, "end": 5008.7, "text": " Did you see the picture where the menial all was getting bathed by a messy"}, {"start": 5008.7, "end": 5016.82, "text": " I saw that picture like two years ago that picture was was really popular two years ago when Malin became a star like two"}, {"start": 5016.82, "end": 5018.82, "text": " three years ago"}, {"start": 5018.82, "end": 5021.74, "text": " ages ago like cinema and his bro like"}, {"start": 5022.7, "end": 5028.86, "text": " To go from like getting bathed by Messi to 20 years later. I'm glad you watch the fact on Titan or no"}, {"start": 5030.38, "end": 5036.3, "text": " I'm in okay. I'm in the middle of season four of attack on Titan and I haven't watched"}, {"start": 5036.3, "end": 5042.900000000001, "text": " Bro, oh my god, let me know if I'm wrong, but okay attack on Titan season one ten out of ten"}, {"start": 5043.14, "end": 5049.2, "text": " Attack on Titan season two ten out of ten attack on Titan season three ten or no eleven out of season three is eleven"}, {"start": 5049.2, "end": 5051.7, "text": " I said attack on Titan season four"}, {"start": 5052.18, "end": 5057.34, "text": " They introduced like twenty five new fucking characters, and I hate when shows do that"}, {"start": 5057.34, "end": 5061.92, "text": " I hate when shows do that. It's just like twenty five new characters. It's like bro. What the fuck"}, {"start": 5062.42, "end": 5064.18, "text": " No, no, you just have to get through it, bro"}, {"start": 5064.18, "end": 5069.62, "text": " I'm sure the ending of it is so good though. Like that's why I want to keep watching this. I'm sure the ending of it is so good"}, {"start": 5074.1, "end": 5077.66, "text": " But yeah, it's not even a dig at attack on time. I just hate when any show does that"}, {"start": 5085.22, "end": 5088.860000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm not gonna lie like attack on Titan season one two and three it's probably"}, {"start": 5090.02, "end": 5092.860000000001, "text": " Probably the best enemy I've ever seen besides death note"}, {"start": 5092.86, "end": 5097.04, "text": " like I'm not even a tackle Titan is so yo Darth Vader"}, {"start": 5100.54, "end": 5103.179999999999, "text": " This is why I don't stream this fucking game"}, {"start": 5106.66, "end": 5109.9, "text": " I don't stream this shit man. It's cuz of these fuckers"}, {"start": 5112.219999999999, "end": 5116.94, "text": " Playboy Cardi's doing to take the other fan and take the L dance and Darth Vader's in front of my face"}, {"start": 5116.9400000000005, "end": 5121.56, "text": " Oh, it's okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, does it even matter, bro?"}, {"start": 5121.56, "end": 5125.06, "text": " Does it matter if we go full cam? They're just gonna follow our skin out of the bus"}, {"start": 5125.06, "end": 5128.22, "text": " It's the most uninfluent disgusting piece of garbage should have ever seen"}, {"start": 5131.900000000001, "end": 5134.740000000001, "text": " This would be with no snipers. Oh my god"}, {"start": 5135.38, "end": 5140.34, "text": " We're gonna make it to a fucking end game for once and not just be in the main menu 24-7"}, {"start": 5146.9400000000005, "end": 5151.9400000000005, "text": " We want to go there, all right."}, {"start": 5151.9400000000005, "end": 5152.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5152.9400000000005, "end": 5153.9400000000005, "text": " You ended up buying this cannon."}, {"start": 5153.9400000000005, "end": 5156.9400000000005, "text": " Now, like, I get to be involved both sides of it, but I don't buy goonerscans chat."}, {"start": 5156.9400000000005, "end": 5159.9400000000005, "text": " I got a girl, bro."}, {"start": 5159.9400000000005, "end": 5162.9400000000005, "text": " I don't buy goonerscans, dude."}, {"start": 5162.9400000000005, "end": 5167.9400000000005, "text": " I'm so excited for the World Cup tomorrow."}, {"start": 5167.9400000000005, "end": 5168.9400000000005, "text": " Darth Vader here."}, {"start": 5168.9400000000005, "end": 5169.9400000000005, "text": " Darth Vader pre-landed."}, {"start": 5169.9400000000005, "end": 5170.9400000000005, "text": " How does he know?"}, {"start": 5170.9400000000005, "end": 5171.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5171.9400000000005, "end": 5172.9400000000005, "text": " How does he know?"}, {"start": 5172.9400000000005, "end": 5174.9400000000005, "text": " No, actually, how the fuck does this guy know?"}, {"start": 5174.9400000000005, "end": 5176.9400000000005, "text": " How does dark"}, {"start": 5178.580000000001, "end": 5180.900000000001, "text": " Is one is what is what is what is what is what is one?"}, {"start": 5182.900000000001, "end": 5184.900000000001, "text": " All right, let me show screen"}, {"start": 5184.900000000001, "end": 5189.14, "text": " Dark Vader beat me to a landing location, and I haven't even shown my screen yet. Is she God?"}, {"start": 5190.700000000001, "end": 5193.14, "text": " God not one not one not one. I'm not"}, {"start": 5196.9800000000005, "end": 5198.9800000000005, "text": " No, can you stop farming?"}, {"start": 5200.820000000001, "end": 5204.14, "text": " I have dark Vader on me shut up wrong away"}, {"start": 5204.9400000000005, "end": 5207.9400000000005, "text": " What do you think I'll never let you die bro?"}, {"start": 5207.9400000000005, "end": 5210.9400000000005, "text": " You think I'll never let you die?"}, {"start": 5210.9400000000005, "end": 5214.9400000000005, "text": " He's one, he's one, 97! 97! He's in 97!"}, {"start": 5214.9400000000005, "end": 5219.9400000000005, "text": " So he's three out, he's three out. 97! 97! 97! 97! 97!"}, {"start": 5219.9400000000005, "end": 5222.9400000000005, "text": " Please, please, please, please, please!"}, {"start": 5222.9400000000005, "end": 5224.9400000000005, "text": " One more, please, one more, please!"}, {"start": 5224.9400000000005, "end": 5226.9400000000005, "text": " Focus you cock-suckers!"}, {"start": 5226.9400000000005, "end": 5228.9400000000005, "text": " He's one, he's one, he's one!"}, {"start": 5228.9400000000005, "end": 5232.9400000000005, "text": " Yes! Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me!"}, {"start": 5232.9400000000005, "end": 5234.9400000000005, "text": " Gliding, gliding, gliding, gliding, gliding."}, {"start": 5234.9400000000005, "end": 5236.9400000000005, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 5243.9400000000005, "end": 5245.9400000000005, "text": " She's in her mood, I got you."}, {"start": 5255.9400000000005, "end": 5257.9400000000005, "text": " I gotta get the fuck out of here."}, {"start": 5257.9400000000005, "end": 5259.9400000000005, "text": " Get my red blue card."}, {"start": 5262.9400000000005, "end": 5266.780000000001, "text": " I'm gonna get you we don't work on the boots the boots right you run faster"}, {"start": 5267.06, "end": 5269.06, "text": " They're on"}, {"start": 5276.1, "end": 5278.1, "text": " What a house should I go back in your car?"}, {"start": 5278.460000000001, "end": 5281.580000000001, "text": " I don't know bro. You kind of shut the legs like I don't like to pop it"}, {"start": 5281.580000000001, "end": 5283.540000000001, "text": " I don't know bro mecha chameleon your way there, bro"}, {"start": 5284.06, "end": 5286.38, "text": " You've your character blends in with the jungle"}, {"start": 5287.3, "end": 5291.500000000001, "text": " No, she doesn't she has her boobs out brushes one of a shit"}, {"start": 5292.9400000000005, "end": 5303.9400000000005, "text": " Bro, the thing is, in a normal game of Fortnite, I'll be able to just come back in a minute."}, {"start": 5303.9400000000005, "end": 5310.9400000000005, "text": " But because they're sniping, they're gonna camp the fucking guard!"}, {"start": 5310.9400000000005, "end": 5315.9400000000005, "text": " He's shooting into your bush?"}, {"start": 5315.9400000000005, "end": 5318.9400000000005, "text": " Nah, he did not."}, {"start": 5318.9400000000005, "end": 5321.9400000000005, "text": " If this guy shoots into my bush randomly, I'm just gonna..."}, {"start": 5323.38, "end": 5323.88, "text": " Wait..."}, {"start": 5324.38, "end": 5325.540000000001, "text": " Is he dancing in the open?"}, {"start": 5325.9400000000005, "end": 5326.9400000000005, "text": " Kill him, kill him!"}, {"start": 5327.780000000001, "end": 5328.740000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 5334.740000000001, "end": 5335.740000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 5348.9400000000005, "end": 5350.9400000000005, "text": " Give him any give him any give him any"}, {"start": 5359.740000000001, "end": 5361.740000000001, "text": " Yay more"}, {"start": 5374.1, "end": 5376.1, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 5378.9400000000005, "end": 5380.9400000000005, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5384.22, "end": 5389.14, "text": " Will you get hell back you got a back you got a for that actually got a back together come on go go"}, {"start": 5389.14, "end": 5391.14, "text": " I'm actually gonna"}, {"start": 5393.700000000001, "end": 5398.740000000001, "text": " The shocker nice my room was done in one minute you have time you have time with a lot of time"}, {"start": 5402.460000000001, "end": 5407.42, "text": " Sort of want to go to it now, bro. I feel like that was all the snipers we can actually"}, {"start": 5407.42, "end": 5412.06, "text": " I actually hit my fucking life, bro"}, {"start": 5417.26, "end": 5419.54, "text": " But I figured out for now, I gotta do is just build"}, {"start": 5421.7, "end": 5423.9400000000005, "text": " Oh my god, you're a shotgun you're a shotgun"}, {"start": 5426.62, "end": 5428.62, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 5437.42, "end": 5451.66, "text": " how much time? one minute, one minute, one minute"}, {"start": 5451.66, "end": 5457.26, "text": " the whole fucking lobby on you bro, like what the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 5457.26, "end": 5458.26, "text": " no"}, {"start": 5458.26, "end": 5479.780000000001, "text": " what the fuck 45 seconds 35 seconds 35 what is this bot night bro what is"}, {"start": 5479.78, "end": 5481.78, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 5481.78, "end": 5482.78, "text": " Bro, chill!"}, {"start": 5482.78, "end": 5483.78, "text": " Hide me up!"}, {"start": 5483.78, "end": 5484.78, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 5484.78, "end": 5485.78, "text": " No, no, no, no!"}, {"start": 5485.78, "end": 5487.78, "text": " I just clutch you, motherfucker!"}, {"start": 5487.78, "end": 5488.78, "text": " Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 5488.78, "end": 5489.78, "text": " My bad, my bad."}, {"start": 5489.78, "end": 5490.78, "text": " The hell?"}, {"start": 5490.78, "end": 5491.78, "text": " You're right, you're right."}, {"start": 5491.78, "end": 5492.78, "text": " Owl, owl, owl, owl."}, {"start": 5492.78, "end": 5493.78, "text": " El Muda, El Muda."}, {"start": 5493.78, "end": 5494.78, "text": " That was all you."}, {"start": 5494.78, "end": 5496.78, "text": " That was good, that was good, that was good."}, {"start": 5496.78, "end": 5497.78, "text": " I like how you didn't..."}, {"start": 5497.78, "end": 5498.78, "text": " Now where's the reboot?"}, {"start": 5498.78, "end": 5499.78, "text": " Over there?"}, {"start": 5499.78, "end": 5500.78, "text": " On the map, on the map."}, {"start": 5500.78, "end": 5501.78, "text": " I see it, right next to you."}, {"start": 5503.78, "end": 5504.78, "text": " Good fighting there, bro."}, {"start": 5504.78, "end": 5505.78, "text": " Good positioning."}, {"start": 5505.78, "end": 5506.78, "text": " That was good."}, {"start": 5506.78, "end": 5507.78, "text": " That was like 10 out of 10, bro."}, {"start": 5507.78, "end": 5508.78, "text": " Peterbot would be proud."}, {"start": 5509.78, "end": 5519.78, "text": " Alright Mood, I'm gonna pick you up bro, let's get this win, dude!"}, {"start": 5519.78, "end": 5523.48, "text": " Dude, I don't even know if I want you to res me, I'm just staring at your character's"}, {"start": 5523.48, "end": 5524.48, "text": " ass."}, {"start": 5524.48, "end": 5527.46, "text": " Like, I'm fine if you don't want to res me, bro."}, {"start": 5527.46, "end": 5533.38, "text": " Bro, I think we got all the snipers bruh."}, {"start": 5533.38, "end": 5534.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5534.38, "end": 5538.38, "text": " There's a missile, there's a missile."}, {"start": 5538.38, "end": 5550.9400000000005, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god!"}, {"start": 5550.9400000000005, "end": 5552.9400000000005, "text": " Dance, dance, dance."}, {"start": 5552.9400000000005, "end": 5554.9400000000005, "text": " He probably wasn't even a sniper."}, {"start": 5554.9400000000005, "end": 5556.9400000000005, "text": " He's probably not a sniper, bro."}, {"start": 5556.9400000000005, "end": 5558.9400000000005, "text": " He's just unlucky, bro."}, {"start": 5558.9400000000005, "end": 5560.9400000000005, "text": " He's not a sniper?"}, {"start": 5560.9400000000005, "end": 5562.9400000000005, "text": " No, bro."}, {"start": 5562.9400000000005, "end": 5564.9400000000005, "text": " He probably tells you like parents' story, bro."}, {"start": 5564.9400000000005, "end": 5566.9400000000005, "text": " Yo, bro, if you're so stupid,"}, {"start": 5566.9400000000005, "end": 5570.780000000001, "text": " yo bro if you're sniping do a different dance move if you're sniping do a"}, {"start": 5570.780000000001, "end": 5579.14, "text": " different dance move if you're sniping do a different dance move he doesn't even"}, {"start": 5579.14, "end": 5584.06, "text": " care he doesn't even care that he's getting shot this is disgusting this is"}, {"start": 5584.06, "end": 5587.900000000001, "text": " disgusting bro this is fucking disgusting I'm not gonna I was kind of"}, {"start": 5587.900000000001, "end": 5593.42, "text": " moving out there kids what do you want real quick oh sure bro if you"}, {"start": 5593.42, "end": 5596.78, "text": " You want but but you get a couple kills and you think you can just beat me"}, {"start": 5596.78, "end": 5605.46, "text": " I was kind of moving boy you want boxfire bill fight. Hmm chat what boxer milk box box fight"}, {"start": 5609.86, "end": 5614.06, "text": " That was kind of moving out there boy again, but the skin's helping you bro"}, {"start": 5614.96, "end": 5620.04, "text": " It's gonna go up chapter back. I'm gonna get some water. I'm back. Oh my legs. They're so sore"}, {"start": 5623.42, "end": 5637.42, "text": " I got to leave early tonight because we got the world top tomorrow boys I'm going to"}, {"start": 5637.42, "end": 5638.42, "text": " the finals."}, {"start": 5638.42, "end": 5640.42, "text": " Chad I'm so excited."}, {"start": 5640.42, "end": 5641.42, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 5641.42, "end": 5646.82, "text": " Chad I'm actually so excited."}, {"start": 5646.82, "end": 5651.42, "text": " I'm so fucking pumped."}, {"start": 5651.42, "end": 5653.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5657.58, "end": 5659.58, "text": " Know"}, {"start": 5660.5, "end": 5662.82, "text": " Are you ready? Yeah, but we're yeah ready"}, {"start": 5675.02, "end": 5677.02, "text": " One two"}, {"start": 5711.42, "end": 5717.42, "text": " It's all good mood because I'm gonna pass you and leave bro."}, {"start": 5717.42, "end": 5718.42, "text": " No you're not bro."}, {"start": 5718.42, "end": 5721.42, "text": " If you get anywhere near me, I'm popping a not-ending shoot."}, {"start": 5721.42, "end": 5722.42, "text": " Go fly!"}, {"start": 5727.42, "end": 5728.42, "text": " Oh what the fuck?"}, {"start": 5730.42, "end": 5731.42, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 5732.42, "end": 5734.42, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god."}, {"start": 5741.42, "end": 5748.42, "text": " What's the hell?"}, {"start": 5748.42, "end": 5750.02, "text": " Two, three, two, three?"}, {"start": 5750.02, "end": 5751.62, "text": " What are we going up to?"}, {"start": 5751.62, "end": 5752.62, "text": " Ten, five?"}, {"start": 5752.62, "end": 5753.62, "text": " Ten."}, {"start": 5753.62, "end": 5754.62, "text": " Ten."}, {"start": 5754.62, "end": 5755.62, "text": " Ten."}, {"start": 5755.62, "end": 5756.62, "text": " Ten."}, {"start": 5756.62, "end": 5757.62, "text": " Ten."}, {"start": 5757.62, "end": 5758.62, "text": " Ten."}, {"start": 5758.62, "end": 5759.62, "text": " Ten."}, {"start": 5759.62, "end": 5760.62, "text": " Ten."}, {"start": 5760.62, "end": 5761.62, "text": " Ten."}, {"start": 5761.62, "end": 5762.62, "text": " Ten."}, {"start": 5762.62, "end": 5763.62, "text": " Ten."}, {"start": 5763.62, "end": 5764.62, "text": " Ten."}, {"start": 5764.62, "end": 5765.62, "text": " Ten."}, {"start": 5765.62, "end": 5766.62, "text": " Ten."}, {"start": 5766.62, "end": 5767.62, "text": " Ten."}, {"start": 5767.62, "end": 5768.62, "text": " Ten."}, {"start": 5768.62, "end": 5769.62, "text": " Ten."}, {"start": 5769.62, "end": 5770.62, "text": " Ten."}, {"start": 5770.62, "end": 5775.62, "text": " Oh my god, what the f-"}, {"start": 5775.62, "end": 5786.62, "text": " Oh, you're spanking through my walls!"}, {"start": 5786.62, "end": 5789.62, "text": " You're spanking through my walls!"}, {"start": 5789.62, "end": 5790.62, "text": " Alright, you want me to start trying?"}, {"start": 5790.62, "end": 5791.62, "text": " I can start trying."}, {"start": 5791.62, "end": 5792.62, "text": " You want me to start trying?"}, {"start": 5792.62, "end": 5793.62, "text": " I can start trying."}, {"start": 5793.62, "end": 5794.62, "text": " Okay, I'll just try."}, {"start": 5794.62, "end": 5805.62, "text": " You're actually bad, you're bad, you're bad!"}, {"start": 5805.62, "end": 5807.62, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 5807.62, "end": 5808.62, "text": " 4-3?"}, {"start": 5808.62, "end": 5809.62, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 5809.62, "end": 5810.62, "text": " I'm playing this shit like it's epic."}, {"start": 5810.62, "end": 5811.62, "text": " Yeah, that's what I got."}, {"start": 5811.62, "end": 5812.62, "text": " And I'm playing like myth."}, {"start": 5812.62, "end": 5813.62, "text": " So what are you going to do?"}, {"start": 5813.62, "end": 5814.62, "text": " And I'm playing like myth."}, {"start": 5814.62, "end": 5820.7, "text": " and I'm playing like myth so what are you gonna do and I'm playing like myth"}, {"start": 5829.94, "end": 5836.46, "text": " nice no go near my fucking wall where's the soul go near my fucking wall 4 4"}, {"start": 5836.46, "end": 5850.02, "text": " I'm on the floor and you hit me"}, {"start": 5850.02, "end": 5855.22, "text": " All right, wait five four five four five four five four"}, {"start": 5865.540000000001, "end": 5871.780000000001, "text": " Six four, what am I doing? All right, come on go go bro. You'll take these aim fights trust me"}, {"start": 5872.5, "end": 5874.5, "text": " All right, let's go"}, {"start": 5875.46, "end": 5878.9800000000005, "text": " You have no awareness bro. Oh, there's how do you have two boxes"}, {"start": 5880.02, "end": 5883.02, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 5886.02, "end": 5890.02, "text": " Yeah! 6-5! Come on!"}, {"start": 5892.02, "end": 5896.02, "text": " Oh, how are you beating me with a blue a-"}, {"start": 5906.02, "end": 5908.02, "text": " You're so low! I knew you won!"}, {"start": 5908.02, "end": 5911.5, "text": " I know you're one"}, {"start": 5913.700000000001, "end": 5916.900000000001, "text": " But yeah, I'm not even getting box fights are like so much better than"}, {"start": 5938.02, "end": 5941.26, "text": " Aintbot, Aintbot, Aintbot, Aintbot!"}, {"start": 5941.26, "end": 5943.6, "text": " See, but you're the type of guy that actually happened, bro."}, {"start": 5943.6, "end": 5944.6, "text": " WHAAAAAT?!"}, {"start": 5944.6, "end": 5945.6, "text": " Pets!"}, {"start": 5945.6, "end": 5947.6, "text": " You're the type of guy that actually happened."}, {"start": 5947.6, "end": 5948.6, "text": " Watch the fuck!"}, {"start": 5948.6, "end": 5949.6, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5949.6, "end": 5950.6, "text": " Like, I don't know what to do, bro."}, {"start": 5950.6, "end": 5951.6, "text": " Aintbot, Aintbot, Aintbot, Aintbot!"}, {"start": 5951.6, "end": 5952.6, "text": " Aintbot, Aintbot, Aintbot!"}, {"start": 5952.6, "end": 5953.6, "text": " Aintbot, Aintbot!"}, {"start": 5953.6, "end": 5954.6, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 5954.6, "end": 5956.6, "text": " Wait, do we get a blue AR and one of us gets a gold?"}, {"start": 5956.6, "end": 5967.6, "text": " No, whoever wins the last round, whoever wins the last round gets to score."}, {"start": 5967.6, "end": 5969.6, "text": " Yo bro, a G.H."}, {"start": 5970.6, "end": 5971.6, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 5971.6, "end": 5973.6, "text": " Did you just get a call from G.H. on me?"}, {"start": 5973.6, "end": 5975.6, "text": " Who are you feeling like?"}, {"start": 5975.6, "end": 5976.6, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god."}, {"start": 5976.6, "end": 5977.6, "text": " What's the score?"}, {"start": 5977.6, "end": 5979.6, "text": " Uh, 6-5 I think. 6-5, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 5982.6, "end": 5984.6, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 5984.6, "end": 5985.6, "text": " G.H."}, {"start": 5986.6, "end": 5987.6, "text": " G.H."}, {"start": 5987.6, "end": 5988.6, "text": " G.H."}, {"start": 5988.6, "end": 5990.6, "text": " Oh my god, yes!"}, {"start": 5990.6, "end": 5992.6, "text": " What is it? 6-6? 6-6?"}, {"start": 5992.6, "end": 5993.6, "text": " 9-6."}, {"start": 5993.6, "end": 5995.6, "text": " Wait, you have 9? That ass?"}, {"start": 5995.6, "end": 5997.6, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 6010.160000000001, "end": 6017.3, "text": " Did what is it six seven or nine seven yeah, what do you have? What do you have? What's your top rate say I don't even know"}, {"start": 6025.6, "end": 6027.6, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6032.160000000001, "end": 6034.160000000001, "text": " That's a man"}, {"start": 6035.0, "end": 6038.56, "text": " Huh, what is it? What is it? Yeah, I'm gonna yeah, I mean I mean I mean I've said"}, {"start": 6040.360000000001, "end": 6042.360000000001, "text": " Play more play more"}, {"start": 6085.6, "end": 6087.6, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 6087.6, "end": 6090.6, "text": " Oh shit! Holy shit!"}, {"start": 6090.6, "end": 6091.6, "text": " What was your health? What was your health?"}, {"start": 6091.6, "end": 6096.6, "text": " Like, um, I needed 12 after before I got, uh, heals."}, {"start": 6100.6, "end": 6102.6, "text": " 20? Edit!"}, {"start": 6105.6, "end": 6108.6, "text": " Come on! Edit!"}, {"start": 6110.6, "end": 6112.6, "text": " Oh god, what the fuck am I doing?"}, {"start": 6112.6, "end": 6124.6, "text": " What's your thing? What's your thing? How do I check? How do I check? Oh, you don't see it on top left. It just says it's just says it for me."}, {"start": 6130.6, "end": 6132.6, "text": " Oh, where the fuck are you?"}, {"start": 6162.6, "end": 6163.68, "text": " Oh, fuck!"}, {"start": 6164.320000000001, "end": 6165.820000000001, "text": " You cock sucker!"}, {"start": 6165.820000000001, "end": 6168.320000000001, "text": " That Bill Buntz is so addicting, bro, that ass!"}, {"start": 6169.76, "end": 6171.26, "text": " What, do you wanna get on the rift soon?"}, {"start": 6171.26, "end": 6174.4400000000005, "text": " Yes, sir, yes, sir, I was looking to get governor, fuck that shit."}, {"start": 6175.4400000000005, "end": 6176.9400000000005, "text": " No, there's too many streams on it."}, {"start": 6176.9400000000005, "end": 6180.4400000000005, "text": " Oh my god, man, there's pretty fucking abyssalated right now, like, generally, here."}, {"start": 6181.76, "end": 6182.4800000000005, "text": " Pull box!"}, {"start": 6184.68, "end": 6187.56, "text": " Oh, yeah, that was better than I thought!"}, {"start": 6188.06, "end": 6190.06, "text": " That one is called the Mooda Special."}, {"start": 6191.280000000001, "end": 6192.56, "text": " What an example of nothing."}, {"start": 6192.6, "end": 6203.8, "text": " all right well I really wanted to bump it away right cool guy bro yeah on my"}, {"start": 6203.8, "end": 6215.200000000001, "text": " life well you're using aim assist yourself bullshit says you wait that"}, {"start": 6215.2, "end": 6227.28, "text": " your wall I didn't know what I'm 87 187 you're so low okay ready what let's just"}, {"start": 6227.28, "end": 6229.5599999999995, "text": " go that"}, {"start": 6229.56, "end": 6235.76, "text": " I'm gonna I'm gonna punch you in your fucking face"}, {"start": 6254.280000000001, "end": 6256.280000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 6259.56, "end": 6266.56, "text": " That's a bullet!"}, {"start": 6266.56, "end": 6270.56, "text": " That's a bullet!"}, {"start": 6270.56, "end": 6273.56, "text": " That was a 1HP!"}, {"start": 6273.56, "end": 6279.56, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 6279.56, "end": 6284.56, "text": " He's Darnis!"}, {"start": 6284.56, "end": 6293.96, "text": " Fuck me man. Alright, let's get on the get on the get on the dirty log out. Yeah, I already sent off"}, {"start": 6295.88, "end": 6297.88, "text": " You ready kid. Oh my god"}, {"start": 6298.4800000000005, "end": 6303.160000000001, "text": " Police is just like heroin to my fucking I know bro. It's like fucking mad"}, {"start": 6303.72, "end": 6309.200000000001, "text": " It is I swear to God. I swear to God, dude. I'm gonna get gold bra. I'm telling you bro dead ass"}, {"start": 6309.2, "end": 6316.2, "text": " Like all jokes aside, bro. I was uh, I was watching you play two nights ago"}, {"start": 6316.2, "end": 6319.32, "text": " Like there's this feature where I can like spectate your lobbies bro, bro"}, {"start": 6319.32, "end": 6322.2, "text": " You look like you were him on you bro. I'm not gonna lie dude. I'm telling you"}, {"start": 6323.2, "end": 6325.5599999999995, "text": " I'm the best silver to"}, {"start": 6326.24, "end": 6328.679999999999, "text": " Mastery in the goddamn world"}, {"start": 6330.5199999999995, "end": 6333.88, "text": " Well, we're gonna win every game you play we're gonna win every fucking game you play bro"}, {"start": 6333.88, "end": 6335.16, "text": " I'm telling you, get out of there."}, {"start": 6335.16, "end": 6338.16, "text": " Bro, in my games, wait, can you handle"}, {"start": 6338.16, "end": 6340.38, "text": " gold two lobbies though, bro?"}, {"start": 6340.38, "end": 6342.88, "text": " You're, I thought you were gold four."}, {"start": 6342.88, "end": 6344.08, "text": " Wait, I thought you were gold."}, {"start": 6344.08, "end": 6345.2, "text": " I am, I am gold four."}, {"start": 6345.2, "end": 6346.04, "text": " I'm gold four."}, {"start": 6346.04, "end": 6347.68, "text": " Why the fuck did you lie?"}, {"start": 6349.36, "end": 6353.38, "text": " Listen, bro, listen, I'm serious."}, {"start": 6353.38, "end": 6355.16, "text": " I'm gold four, 32 LP."}, {"start": 6355.16, "end": 6358.2, "text": " If we lose any games today, I'm dropping down a silver"}, {"start": 6358.2, "end": 6359.04, "text": " and I'm gonna-"}, {"start": 6359.04, "end": 6359.88, "text": " No, don't give us 20 seconds."}, {"start": 6359.88, "end": 6361.36, "text": " It didn't beat, don't give us 20 seconds."}, {"start": 6361.36, "end": 6363.84, "text": " Okay, okay, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go."}, {"start": 6363.84, "end": 6364.68, "text": " Go, go, go."}, {"start": 6370.72, "end": 6374.74, "text": " Muda, what's your email so I can send you my fee?"}, {"start": 6374.74, "end": 6376.9400000000005, "text": " Yo, Madison, do you not see what you're doing?"}, {"start": 6376.9400000000005, "end": 6379.28, "text": " Bro, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 6379.28, "end": 6381.12, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 6381.12, "end": 6383.76, "text": " You guys getting Madison clones?"}, {"start": 6383.76, "end": 6387.4800000000005, "text": " Bro, stop sending tow pitches to my fee, please."}, {"start": 6387.4800000000005, "end": 6392.4800000000005, "text": " Bro, selling Muda's Gmail for 50 bucks."}, {"start": 6392.4800000000005, "end": 6397.4800000000005, "text": " Jesus Christ. 17 hate from Russia. Like, alright."}, {"start": 6400.4800000000005, "end": 6408.4800000000005, "text": " I mean, guys, listen, if there's any girl in my chat that wants to, um, send me, uh,"}, {"start": 6411.4800000000005, "end": 6414.4800000000005, "text": " on how to play League of Legends, I'm down."}, {"start": 6414.4800000000005, "end": 6418.4800000000005, "text": " If I don't want, if any girl in the chat wants to send me tips on how to play League of Legends, I'm down."}, {"start": 6418.4800000000005, "end": 6424.56, "text": " Mooda, I'm gonna send you my tip, like-"}, {"start": 6424.56, "end": 6430.4800000000005, "text": " Yo, Frank, yo, Frank, Frank, is there something fucking wrong with you, Frank?"}, {"start": 6430.4800000000005, "end": 6434.6, "text": " I don't wanna see your tip, I don't wanna see your tip."}, {"start": 6434.6, "end": 6437.92, "text": " Mooda, I'll show you a tip."}, {"start": 6437.92, "end": 6438.92, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 6438.92, "end": 6441.56, "text": " Mooda, listen to me, listen to me, clear?"}, {"start": 6441.56, "end": 6442.56, "text": " Yes, go."}, {"start": 6442.56, "end": 6445.400000000001, "text": " I'm the best League of Legends player ever."}, {"start": 6445.400000000001, "end": 6448.000000000001, "text": " Chat, y'all have not seen me fully."}, {"start": 6448.0, "end": 6450.0, "text": " Y'all have not seen me play"}, {"start": 6451.2, "end": 6453.2, "text": " I'm gonna carry them"}, {"start": 6456.2, "end": 6458.62, "text": " Okay, listen now that gorgeous is here bro"}, {"start": 6458.62, "end": 6463.6, "text": " I'm gonna be able to farm my minions without fucking getting fucked. You'll swap so any first thing"}, {"start": 6464.08, "end": 6470.1, "text": " Because if one of these cocks steals ye I'm gonna have to go more work, and I'm fine. I'm very good, but bro like my ye is crazy"}, {"start": 6470.1, "end": 6479.700000000001, "text": " I'm gonna farm all my camps. I'm not gonna play for the team at all, bro. Yeah, it might look like we're losing"}, {"start": 6479.700000000001, "end": 6485.46, "text": " I don't like that, but once I get to like two or three items. I'm gonna be gigantic. All right. I"}, {"start": 6486.860000000001, "end": 6492.660000000001, "text": " Got it. Listen now listen me too. I might be it might look like I'm losing my mid late for a bit"}, {"start": 6492.660000000001, "end": 6498.58, "text": " But I spike when I get bored. So it's gonna take a bit more to go work chat. I'm not playing the DVD"}, {"start": 6498.58, "end": 6501.58, "text": " type dvd again in your band"}, {"start": 6501.58, "end": 6504.58, "text": " type dvd again in your band"}, {"start": 6504.58, "end": 6507.58, "text": " mods get these fuckers out"}, {"start": 6507.58, "end": 6509.58, "text": " what happened with dvd what is that"}, {"start": 6509.58, "end": 6513.58, "text": " bro don't worry about it it's just some bullshitting in my chat"}, {"start": 6516.58, "end": 6518.58, "text": " when i decide to start"}, {"start": 6518.58, "end": 6521.58, "text": " what the fuck is this"}, {"start": 6521.58, "end": 6526.58, "text": " you guys you guys stop sending me emails please like genuinely bro what the fuck"}, {"start": 6526.58, "end": 6532.0199999999995, "text": " Your chat guess what guys I booked a flight to New York today flight got canceled"}, {"start": 6532.0199999999995, "end": 6536.66, "text": " Booked a flight to Philadelphia to drive to New York Philadelphia flight got cancelled five minutes ago"}, {"start": 6536.66, "end": 6541.0, "text": " I don't even know how I'm gonna get to this game. How the fuck am I gonna get to this game, bro?"}, {"start": 6541.82, "end": 6543.82, "text": " Well, New York"}, {"start": 6543.82, "end": 6545.94, "text": " Yeah, New York is um"}, {"start": 6547.34, "end": 6549.34, "text": " Damn wait, I"}, {"start": 6549.98, "end": 6555.22, "text": " Mean, I don't know actually how are you gonna do? Oh wait? I know why I didn't cancel it bro"}, {"start": 6555.22, "end": 6557.54, "text": " Bro, Canada had forest fires."}, {"start": 6557.54, "end": 6559.02, "text": " Did you hear about that?"}, {"start": 6559.02, "end": 6561.820000000001, "text": " Like how would Canada's forest fires affect New York?"}, {"start": 6561.820000000001, "end": 6562.96, "text": " No, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 6562.96, "end": 6565.54, "text": " Because New York is only like two hours away from my city."}, {"start": 6565.54, "end": 6567.1, "text": " It's only like two hours away from my city."}, {"start": 6567.1, "end": 6568.58, "text": " But bro, it's bad."}, {"start": 6568.58, "end": 6570.34, "text": " Like it's orange, bro."}, {"start": 6570.34, "end": 6571.42, "text": " It's orange here."}, {"start": 6571.42, "end": 6573.3, "text": " Like it's orange in New York."}, {"start": 6573.3, "end": 6575.18, "text": " It's literally orange."}, {"start": 6575.18, "end": 6577.62, "text": " Chad, is it stormy in New York?"}, {"start": 6578.7, "end": 6579.66, "text": " Bro, it's not stormy."}, {"start": 6579.66, "end": 6581.06, "text": " Like you actually need to see it, bro."}, {"start": 6581.06, "end": 6583.18, "text": " Like I'm gonna send you a picture on Discord."}, {"start": 6583.18, "end": 6589.18, "text": " New York, New York right now."}, {"start": 6589.18, "end": 6592.18, "text": " Wait Chad, the weather's actually bad in New York?"}, {"start": 6592.18, "end": 6594.18, "text": " Whoa, this is how it looks like in New York right now."}, {"start": 6594.18, "end": 6596.18, "text": " I swear on my life on everything I love. This is how it looks like in New York."}, {"start": 6596.18, "end": 6598.18, "text": " Look at the score, look at the score."}, {"start": 6602.18, "end": 6603.18, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 6604.18, "end": 6605.18, "text": " That's not a filter."}, {"start": 6605.18, "end": 6609.18, "text": " That says New York 2049, you dumb fuck."}, {"start": 6609.18, "end": 6610.18, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 6610.18, "end": 6614.18, "text": " That's from Blade Runner, you idiot!"}, {"start": 6614.18, "end": 6615.18, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6615.18, "end": 6618.18, "text": " Yeah, how does New York look right now?"}, {"start": 6618.18, "end": 6621.18, "text": " Wait, so I actually can't make it to the game?"}, {"start": 6621.18, "end": 6622.18, "text": " Bro, what?"}, {"start": 6622.18, "end": 6624.18, "text": " Literally, I have to eat my chickens!"}, {"start": 6624.18, "end": 6627.18, "text": " I spent a lot of money on those things, man!"}, {"start": 6630.18, "end": 6632.18, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 6634.18, "end": 6637.18, "text": " Bro, should I have flew in earlier?"}, {"start": 6640.18, "end": 6648.18, "text": " It's not Orlando, it's not Tampa guys, the weather in Tampa is fine, it's fucking New York."}, {"start": 6648.18, "end": 6654.18, "text": " Oman vs Yasuo, cleared, easy, easy, easy."}, {"start": 6654.18, "end": 6659.18, "text": " Yo have you unlocked how to use free cam yet or no?"}, {"start": 6659.18, "end": 6665.18, "text": " Bro, I'm not even, I'm not even kidding bro, I don't think I can make it to this game."}, {"start": 6665.18, "end": 6669.62, "text": " Oh, you can what's a night? What's a flight next in York like a city next in York?"}, {"start": 6669.62, "end": 6673.42, "text": " So no, yeah, and that got canceled. I don't even know why but it got canceled"}, {"start": 6687.02, "end": 6689.860000000001, "text": " Guys the 18 hour drive. There's no way"}, {"start": 6690.9800000000005, "end": 6692.9800000000005, "text": " It's now a driver's ass"}, {"start": 6692.9800000000005, "end": 6694.9800000000005, "text": " No way that happened."}, {"start": 6698.9800000000005, "end": 6700.9800000000005, "text": " Oh my god, I'm already in my lane."}, {"start": 6709.9800000000005, "end": 6711.9800000000005, "text": " The fires are ruined visibly."}, {"start": 6711.9800000000005, "end": 6713.9800000000005, "text": " Wait, Samudu, you weren't even trolling, there's actually fire."}, {"start": 6713.9800000000005, "end": 6715.9800000000005, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, there really isn't."}, {"start": 6715.9800000000005, "end": 6717.9800000000005, "text": " But god, that picture is..."}, {"start": 6717.9800000000005, "end": 6721.9800000000005, "text": " That's why I kind of mistaken it, because that's actually how it looked like in my scene."}, {"start": 6721.9800000000005, "end": 6723.9800000000005, "text": " I give it like orange."}, {"start": 6724.14, "end": 6727.72, "text": " So Chad Chad just walks the game from home and then like refund my tickets"}, {"start": 6727.72, "end": 6730.400000000001, "text": " I didn't know if I can refund my tickets this late bro a day before the game"}, {"start": 6732.3, "end": 6734.3, "text": " But what the fuck am I gonna do?"}, {"start": 6734.540000000001, "end": 6737.22, "text": " I'm dead bro. Oh my god, bro"}, {"start": 6738.42, "end": 6742.860000000001, "text": " No, this is bad bro. This is bad. This is bad. I don't want to lose my league game, bro, please"}, {"start": 6744.18, "end": 6748.14, "text": " What do you mean? I don't want to lose my league game and you die. I'm not I'm not doing it"}, {"start": 6748.14, "end": 6749.14, "text": " You died first."}, {"start": 6749.14, "end": 6755.14, "text": " No, I know, I know, I got ganked bro, like, you have a sniper."}, {"start": 6755.14, "end": 6762.14, "text": " Aw, bro, this Yasuo looks good."}, {"start": 6762.14, "end": 6763.14, "text": " Yeah, who else?"}, {"start": 6763.14, "end": 6765.02, "text": " Yasuo or Yone?"}, {"start": 6765.02, "end": 6767.860000000001, "text": " We have a Caitlyn playing top lane, so we probably just lost."}, {"start": 6767.860000000001, "end": 6770.64, "text": " I didn't even realize that until someone in my chat said it."}, {"start": 6770.64, "end": 6773.14, "text": " We have a fucking Caitlyn playing top lane."}, {"start": 6773.14, "end": 6775.14, "text": " I just noticed that."}, {"start": 6775.14, "end": 6779.780000000001, "text": " It's one thing to be ass. I don't even care but bro when you're just like playing the wrong role"}, {"start": 6779.780000000001, "end": 6784.18, "text": " It's like you're just setting yourself up for failure, which in turn sets our entire team up for failure"}, {"start": 6785.34, "end": 6787.34, "text": " Caitlyn top lane"}, {"start": 6789.14, "end": 6795.26, "text": " That cat can cat play top or no you mean cat arena you can cat arena or Caitlyn"}, {"start": 6797.780000000001, "end": 6803.740000000001, "text": " I mean anybody can play top, but I don't know if it's good. I bet the win percentage ass on it"}, {"start": 6805.14, "end": 6813.54, "text": " It's probably a one-trick pony who got auto filled so maybe we'll get like double off"}, {"start": 6813.54, "end": 6817.06, "text": " you if we win or something."}, {"start": 6817.06, "end": 6820.26, "text": " Maybe we'll get double off me."}, {"start": 6820.26, "end": 6825.14, "text": " Mike Claire was so mad there but to be fair I didn't fight since for two seconds."}, {"start": 6825.14, "end": 6831.780000000001, "text": " Yeah, I don't know how long I'm gonna streamport today."}, {"start": 6831.78, "end": 6833.78, "text": " I'm trying to figure out these flights dude"}, {"start": 6835.38, "end": 6837.38, "text": " What up, why are you fucking dying?"}, {"start": 6838.139999999999, "end": 6842.66, "text": " Bro, this is bad. I'm actually getting mid. It's like pretty bad right now, but I'm not gonna lie"}, {"start": 6844.0199999999995, "end": 6846.0199999999995, "text": " This is getting a little scary bro"}, {"start": 6850.7, "end": 6852.74, "text": " Oh my god, no way"}, {"start": 6852.74, "end": 6867.679999999999, "text": " So chat is flying to New York actually dangerous right now like it's legitimately dangerous"}, {"start": 6867.68, "end": 6880.200000000001, "text": " I can't gank bot, I have no ADC, it's like one support player down there, oh no wait"}, {"start": 6880.200000000001, "end": 6885.76, "text": " we have a Yumi, oh I didn't even know, I thought there was one guy down there, it's a fucking"}, {"start": 6885.76, "end": 6896.92, "text": " Yumi, jeez it, I'm actually feeding, what the fuck, I'm not even trolling, I'm not"}, {"start": 6896.92, "end": 6898.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6898.92, "end": 6900.92, "text": " actually"}, {"start": 6900.92, "end": 6902.92, "text": " Why do you do this to me bro?"}, {"start": 6902.92, "end": 6904.92, "text": " Why do you do this?"}, {"start": 6904.92, "end": 6906.92, "text": " You're only 3 and 4 minutes"}, {"start": 6906.92, "end": 6908.92, "text": " I've never even seen that"}, {"start": 6908.92, "end": 6910.92, "text": " This has never happened"}, {"start": 6910.92, "end": 6912.92, "text": " Fuck up"}, {"start": 6912.92, "end": 6914.92, "text": " Bro this has to be a smurf"}, {"start": 6914.92, "end": 6916.92, "text": " Yo I'm not, yo Muda"}, {"start": 6916.92, "end": 6918.92, "text": " I'm dead ass gonna block you"}, {"start": 6918.92, "end": 6920.92, "text": " If you lie about the smurf shit I can't do this anymore"}, {"start": 6920.92, "end": 6922.92, "text": " Okay okay I'm sitting on the tower"}, {"start": 6922.92, "end": 6924.92, "text": " Okay I'm just sitting on the tower bro"}, {"start": 6954.92, "end": 6957.02, "text": " trying to book the flights bro"}, {"start": 6957.02, "end": 6959.66, "text": " but they just keep getting fucking canceled"}, {"start": 6959.66, "end": 6966.66, "text": " they just keep getting fucking canceled man"}, {"start": 6974.5, "end": 6979.84, "text": " maybe take a train boggles what did that take twenty fucking hours boggles"}, {"start": 6979.84, "end": 6981.84, "text": " What, did that take 20 fucking hours?"}, {"start": 6985.16, "end": 6987.16, "text": " I can't thank you, Muda. I'm just gonna die."}, {"start": 6987.16, "end": 6990.16, "text": " It's fine, it's fine. I'm literally just gonna play on my tower, but whatever you're okay."}, {"start": 6990.16, "end": 6992.66, "text": " I'm a little behind, but I'll catch up. I'll catch up."}, {"start": 6992.66, "end": 6996.16, "text": " I'm going for like the dumbest dragon ever, but it might work."}, {"start": 6996.16, "end": 6998.16, "text": " I'm not even kidding when that works."}, {"start": 6999.76, "end": 7001.76, "text": " We need this dragon."}, {"start": 7001.76, "end": 7003.76, "text": " We're already so fucking behind."}, {"start": 7004.24, "end": 7006.74, "text": " No, I think this dragon's gonna work. I think this dragon's gonna work."}, {"start": 7007.7, "end": 7009.7, "text": " Yeah, we're not that behind, bro. It's just me."}, {"start": 7009.84, "end": 7020.7, "text": " Oh my god, I got away. I'm actually the truth. Holy shatter on how I just got away. I had"}, {"start": 7020.7, "end": 7021.9800000000005, "text": " to R and flash."}, {"start": 7021.9800000000005, "end": 7033.9400000000005, "text": " I'm getting tank now, bro. What the fuck. Wait, we are getting snifed. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 7033.9400000000005, "end": 7035.9400000000005, "text": " Emo-ing"}, {"start": 7038.580000000001, "end": 7040.580000000001, "text": " Just you know jam I like"}, {"start": 7041.860000000001, "end": 7048.42, "text": " Bromura, I don't think they're sniping bro be cute instantly also like if someone's sniping brother would be typing in chat trying to get attention"}, {"start": 7048.42, "end": 7050.42, "text": " And you're just getting gap, bro"}, {"start": 7050.42, "end": 7052.1, "text": " Like come on"}, {"start": 7052.1, "end": 7056.9800000000005, "text": " You have to wake up and smell. Oh, no. I'm getting invaded by Jax. I think I'd lose this"}, {"start": 7057.38, "end": 7059.38, "text": " I don't even know if I win this or not"}, {"start": 7059.860000000001, "end": 7061.860000000001, "text": " Do I win this?"}, {"start": 7061.860000000001, "end": 7065.860000000001, "text": " Oh bro, chat, what am I doing wrong bro?"}, {"start": 7067.860000000001, "end": 7069.860000000001, "text": " Oh my god, bro."}, {"start": 7070.860000000001, "end": 7073.860000000001, "text": " I'm out, I'm out bro. Like literally it's up to you bro."}, {"start": 7073.860000000001, "end": 7075.860000000001, "text": " Like just don't even gank me bro."}, {"start": 7075.860000000001, "end": 7077.860000000001, "text": " Just literally like you have to get fed and carry us."}, {"start": 7077.860000000001, "end": 7079.860000000001, "text": " Until I get Bork."}, {"start": 7079.860000000001, "end": 7082.860000000001, "text": " Cause I fucked up bad bro. I fed my ass too early bro."}, {"start": 7086.860000000001, "end": 7088.860000000001, "text": " What are you always fucking..."}, {"start": 7088.860000000001, "end": 7090.860000000001, "text": " Don't tell me dude. I swear you do."}, {"start": 7091.860000000001, "end": 7103.9800000000005, "text": " I'm ganking the jacks and then looking on the front."}, {"start": 7103.9800000000005, "end": 7104.9800000000005, "text": " I have to."}, {"start": 7104.9800000000005, "end": 7106.660000000001, "text": " I might have a big play here."}, {"start": 7106.660000000001, "end": 7109.780000000001, "text": " Well would you say your mechanics carry you or like your game sense?"}, {"start": 7109.780000000001, "end": 7110.780000000001, "text": " Game sense."}, {"start": 7110.780000000001, "end": 7111.780000000001, "text": " I'm gonna kill those jacks."}, {"start": 7111.780000000001, "end": 7112.780000000001, "text": " He's gonna run."}, {"start": 7112.780000000001, "end": 7113.780000000001, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 7113.78, "end": 7130.78, "text": " What happened, what happened, what happened."}, {"start": 7130.78, "end": 7133.78, "text": " Bro I don't want to talk to you, you sold this game."}, {"start": 7133.78, "end": 7135.78, "text": " Okay I'm sorry bro, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 7135.78, "end": 7138.78, "text": " No but it's not even sorry, how are you 0-4 in 8 minutes?"}, {"start": 7138.78, "end": 7140.78, "text": " That's like trying to sell."}, {"start": 7140.78, "end": 7145.38, "text": " I get if you're Owen water Owen to bro. You're you were Owen four and eight minutes"}, {"start": 7146.82, "end": 7149.099999999999, "text": " You're getting out CS by fucking"}, {"start": 7155.62, "end": 7158.0199999999995, "text": " I'm trying to make hero plays because we're so behind"}, {"start": 7158.02, "end": 7160.02, "text": " And"}, {"start": 7167.02, "end": 7170.92, "text": " Okay, you gotta shut that. I'm gonna do not that do not that whatever you don't fucking about"}, {"start": 7170.92, "end": 7172.92, "text": " I'm gonna stop fucking the game."}, {"start": 7172.92, "end": 7174.92, "text": " I'm 300 tower, I'm 300 towering."}, {"start": 7187.92, "end": 7190.92, "text": " Homeless without items, you know this. Yeah, Yi's just a hatch."}, {"start": 7190.92, "end": 7192.92, "text": " Without items, without items."}, {"start": 7192.92, "end": 7195.92, "text": " He's literally like, I'm not getting Yi's one of the worst champions in the game if he has no items."}, {"start": 7195.92, "end": 7198.92, "text": " He does no damage and has no health."}, {"start": 7200.92, "end": 7205.92, "text": " does no damage and has no health. Oh my god, check it out, I don't walk up at all at the farm."}, {"start": 7206.92, "end": 7213.92, "text": " No. You have to play like, every time you get him a killbrown he gets 300 gold and if you keep getting him kills, you can't fight him obviously."}, {"start": 7213.92, "end": 7216.92, "text": " He's gonna get gigantic and then he's gonna kill all of us."}, {"start": 7230.92, "end": 7234.62, "text": " bot I could gank chat, yeah bot's gankable because they're not big"}, {"start": 7234.62, "end": 7238.62, "text": " bot's gankable and top's gankable I just can't gank mid"}, {"start": 7242.62, "end": 7244.62, "text": " that yasuo is fat"}, {"start": 7244.62, "end": 7248.62, "text": " I wanna look on the grabs here but I feel like Jax is gonna be here and I'm just gonna die"}, {"start": 7252.62, "end": 7254.62, "text": " I'm gonna look on the grabs"}, {"start": 7260.92, "end": 7265.92, "text": " This guy might come to me. I gotta watch this castle."}, {"start": 7265.92, "end": 7267.92, "text": " Is this a bad grub, you think?"}, {"start": 7267.92, "end": 7269.92, "text": " It's not that bad."}, {"start": 7269.92, "end": 7272.92, "text": " I just feel like Jax is gonna be here any second."}, {"start": 7272.92, "end": 7275.92, "text": " I have nothing else to do. I have no other play."}, {"start": 7277.92, "end": 7280.92, "text": " I could potentially all away from Jax."}, {"start": 7283.92, "end": 7285.92, "text": " Now we got the grubs."}, {"start": 7286.92, "end": 7289.92, "text": " I have to end up forcing a dragon and forcing a grub."}, {"start": 7289.92, "end": 7296.92, "text": " Is Jax just really playing through objective that well?"}, {"start": 7296.92, "end": 7301.92, "text": " Wait, why is one of you wanting Jax back? Does he have lifesteal or something?"}, {"start": 7301.92, "end": 7310.92, "text": " Why is one of you wanting him back?"}, {"start": 7310.92, "end": 7313.92, "text": " Because he stuns. He counters your autos."}, {"start": 7313.92, "end": 7316.92, "text": " Immunity stuns. Really?"}, {"start": 7316.92, "end": 7320.92, "text": " Stop all of your autos. I need you romantically. What?"}, {"start": 7323.42, "end": 7325.42, "text": " Man, my timer's rollin' my stuff."}, {"start": 7326.42, "end": 7330.42, "text": " I could do a bot to top full clear. If I play on this dragon, I'm gonna fucking die."}, {"start": 7330.42, "end": 7332.42, "text": " This Jax is gonna fucking kill me if I play on this dragon."}, {"start": 7333.42, "end": 7337.42, "text": " I have timers up. I should probably just do my bot to top full clear and maybe look for a top gank."}, {"start": 7338.42, "end": 7341.92, "text": " If I play on this dragon, I'm gonna lose the game, because Jax is gonna be here and he's gonna kill me."}, {"start": 7343.42, "end": 7345.92, "text": " And then he's gonna kill me and take dragon and then I'm out."}, {"start": 7345.92, "end": 7347.92, "text": " I see to keep farming"}, {"start": 7351.16, "end": 7353.16, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 7353.24, "end": 7355.84, "text": " Garcy Gator with the 10 gifts in it's up"}, {"start": 7356.88, "end": 7358.64, "text": " She owns"}, {"start": 7358.64, "end": 7362.0, "text": " Yo Gator, I love you. You know what? I was dissing Miss Caitlyn at the start of the game"}, {"start": 7362.0, "end": 7364.32, "text": " But she's actually like one of our only hopes right now"}, {"start": 7365.04, "end": 7369.4800000000005, "text": " Moody you're doing a good job of not dying keep doing that. I know bro. I sold the bag early, bro"}, {"start": 7369.4800000000005, "end": 7371.4800000000005, "text": " I just did a catch up. No, it's all good, bro"}, {"start": 7372.280000000001, "end": 7378.160000000001, "text": " Dude eventually you can farm shit when he backs you like your back and shit. I'm backing. I don't know why I"}, {"start": 7379.8, "end": 7381.8, "text": " Don't know he's trying to play. I guess"}, {"start": 7383.360000000001, "end": 7385.360000000001, "text": " I'm trying to make it to where you get like a no-cf"}, {"start": 7387.200000000001, "end": 7389.200000000001, "text": " That ass you don't die. We're good"}, {"start": 7390.4400000000005, "end": 7393.4400000000005, "text": " Oh nevermind our bot just got wiped. I fry over"}, {"start": 7397.280000000001, "end": 7399.280000000001, "text": " Our bot just got fucking wiped"}, {"start": 7401.4800000000005, "end": 7408.18, "text": " I put the jacks on one HP. I'm actually fucking depressed."}, {"start": 7408.18, "end": 7419.42, "text": " Oh my god, every time I play this game I just want to blow my fucking braids out!"}, {"start": 7419.42, "end": 7420.92, "text": " In game."}, {"start": 7420.92, "end": 7427.000000000001, "text": " Katie, can you bait up the cinch? I'm here Katie, just bait him up."}, {"start": 7427.000000000001, "end": 7429.4400000000005, "text": " Katie, bait him up, bait him up, bait him up, bait him up."}, {"start": 7429.4400000000005, "end": 7431.4400000000005, "text": " Katie, I'm in the bush, dum-dum."}, {"start": 7433.4400000000005, "end": 7437.4400000000005, "text": " Oh my god, chat. Why is he not backing, bro? I wanna buy items."}, {"start": 7437.4400000000005, "end": 7439.4400000000005, "text": " Katie, what the fuck are you doing?"}, {"start": 7448.4400000000005, "end": 7449.4400000000005, "text": " Like, I'm always down."}, {"start": 7449.4400000000005, "end": 7451.4400000000005, "text": " Katie, I'm the singed! Are you drunk?"}, {"start": 7454.4400000000005, "end": 7455.4400000000005, "text": " Katie!"}, {"start": 7456.4400000000005, "end": 7457.4400000000005, "text": " The singed!"}, {"start": 7459.4400000000005, "end": 7461.4400000000005, "text": " Kill this!"}, {"start": 7461.4400000000005, "end": 7465.4400000000005, "text": " K.B.A.I.E!"}, {"start": 7465.4400000000005, "end": 7468.4400000000005, "text": " The S.E.A.G.E!"}, {"start": 7468.4400000000005, "end": 7470.4400000000005, "text": " What happened? What happened?"}, {"start": 7470.4400000000005, "end": 7473.4400000000005, "text": " My top laner has like brain damage, he just left!"}, {"start": 7476.4400000000005, "end": 7477.4400000000005, "text": " Check, can I kill him now?"}, {"start": 7477.4400000000005, "end": 7479.4400000000005, "text": " Can I kill Yasuo with my items or no?"}, {"start": 7479.4400000000005, "end": 7481.4400000000005, "text": " Shesh, still under tower."}, {"start": 7485.4400000000005, "end": 7487.4400000000005, "text": " Yeah, I chased after him too much, but also it's like,"}, {"start": 7487.4400000000005, "end": 7491.72, "text": " It's like you guys are blaming me for playing off of my braindead teammate incorrectly"}, {"start": 7492.000000000001, "end": 7496.240000000001, "text": " If my teammate just sat in his lane and let singe walk up. We just kill sinch"}, {"start": 7498.080000000001, "end": 7501.360000000001, "text": " Like literally if you just let him walk up we kill sinch"}, {"start": 7510.960000000001, "end": 7514.9800000000005, "text": " But yeah, I played that bad, but I'm in a bad spot because my teammate fucking abandoned me"}, {"start": 7517.4400000000005, "end": 7522.4400000000005, "text": " I don't know why she left her lane. She did nothing. She literally did nothing."}, {"start": 7523.4400000000005, "end": 7525.4400000000005, "text": " Why are you leaving your lane?"}, {"start": 7527.4400000000005, "end": 7530.4400000000005, "text": " Sit in your fucking lane!"}, {"start": 7531.4400000000005, "end": 7532.4400000000005, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 7533.4400000000005, "end": 7534.4400000000005, "text": " Wait, Moody, you gotta shut-"}, {"start": 7534.4400000000005, "end": 7537.4400000000005, "text": " No, I gotta shut down, Moody. I gotta shut down. Work, work, work."}, {"start": 7537.4400000000005, "end": 7539.4400000000005, "text": " Moody, go back. You gotta shut down this here."}, {"start": 7539.4400000000005, "end": 7542.4400000000005, "text": " You have them getting question marks when I'm farming. I hate this fucking game."}, {"start": 7543.4400000000005, "end": 7545.4400000000005, "text": " Slash me all."}, {"start": 7547.4400000000005, "end": 7551.8, "text": " Fucking pig. Losing his lane and then pinging me off of my camp."}, {"start": 7551.8, "end": 7553.6, "text": " You should literally go fuck yourself."}, {"start": 7553.6, "end": 7554.4400000000005, "text": " Who is that boy?"}, {"start": 7554.4400000000005, "end": 7556.960000000001, "text": " Lee Klerz has the most cancerous players in the world, to be honest."}, {"start": 7556.960000000001, "end": 7558.960000000001, "text": " It's Zary, it's Zary, it's Zary. Just some pain in the ass."}, {"start": 7558.960000000001, "end": 7561.280000000001, "text": " All day, he's just off the call day, he's just off the call day, yeah."}, {"start": 7561.280000000001, "end": 7562.72, "text": " All game, all game."}, {"start": 7562.72, "end": 7566.000000000001, "text": " He said, my mid, top, and jungle are useless."}, {"start": 7566.000000000001, "end": 7567.280000000001, "text": " You'll fuck yourself."}, {"start": 7568.280000000001, "end": 7570.280000000001, "text": " I don't back to the game, I gotta shut down, bro."}, {"start": 7570.280000000001, "end": 7572.240000000001, "text": " Yeah, I think you're just 0 and 2 big, bro."}, {"start": 7572.240000000001, "end": 7573.240000000001, "text": " Like..."}, {"start": 7577.4400000000005, "end": 7582.4400000000005, "text": " Alright, Katie, I'm gonna kill the cinch. Ready?"}, {"start": 7590.4400000000005, "end": 7595.4400000000005, "text": " Katie, on him. See how that works, Caitlin? See? That's called brain cells."}, {"start": 7595.4400000000005, "end": 7598.4400000000005, "text": " Oh no. Oh no, Jax is here."}, {"start": 7602.4400000000005, "end": 7605.4400000000005, "text": " Whoa, what is this? What?"}, {"start": 7605.4400000000005, "end": 7611.280000000001, "text": " I'm gonna fucking run it down man. I swear to God help me on rift arrow"}, {"start": 7612.160000000001, "end": 7616.500000000001, "text": " I'm objective mocking this fucker. Oh, we're back. If you back I'm ending"}, {"start": 7635.4400000000005, "end": 7642.4400000000005, "text": " Jacks. Okay. We can look on the dragon here. Maybe we can look on the dragon. Yo, Muda,"}, {"start": 7642.4400000000005, "end": 7647.360000000001, "text": " could you help us on the dragon? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I should back and get"}, {"start": 7647.360000000001, "end": 7655.360000000001, "text": " an item real quick, though. Yeah, I can get my sword. Muda, come to dragon, okay. I got"}, {"start": 7655.360000000001, "end": 7667.000000000001, "text": " my bf sword. Hey this game is for everyone I'll let you just shoot Apex. No shut up"}, {"start": 7667.000000000001, "end": 7674.320000000001, "text": " brah. I'm gonna be challenging on this game. Jax is mid, no my cat's dead. Alright I don't"}, {"start": 7674.320000000001, "end": 7680.000000000001, "text": " know what Katie's doing. Okay yep never mind I'm a dragon. Dragons chopped. I'm gonna"}, {"start": 7680.0, "end": 7682.8, "text": " I'm gonna go bot then, I'm gonna go bot."}, {"start": 7682.8, "end": 7685.44, "text": " Honestly, I'm gonna go top, bro, I'm gonna go top."}, {"start": 7685.44, "end": 7686.72, "text": " CT, Caitlyn."}, {"start": 7692.26, "end": 7694.44, "text": " Well, they have two dragons now, that's for sure."}, {"start": 7696.4, "end": 7699.2, "text": " Wait, do you want me to get two of you on the Sting maybe?"}, {"start": 7699.2, "end": 7702.6, "text": " I thought about that, but I'm on, I'm missing my wave."}, {"start": 7702.6, "end": 7704.84, "text": " I'm just so behind, bro."}, {"start": 7704.84, "end": 7707.76, "text": " Well, doing bad in League of Legends and selling your team"}, {"start": 7707.76, "end": 7711.2, "text": " It's like one of the most like guilty feelings you can feel in the world bro. I'm gonna be honest"}, {"start": 7714.320000000001, "end": 7717.360000000001, "text": " But I probably could kill this sand I might try"}, {"start": 7720.400000000001, "end": 7724.320000000001, "text": " Yeah, do I win this do I win this do I win this do I win this do I win this do I win this?"}, {"start": 7730.24, "end": 7732.24, "text": " Nope"}, {"start": 7734.08, "end": 7736.08, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 7737.76, "end": 7742.4800000000005, "text": " And what is that what's that like what is that what's that ability?"}, {"start": 7743.1, "end": 7747.54, "text": " What was that ability bro? What is that? What's that ability? Oh?"}, {"start": 7748.46, "end": 7750.46, "text": " my god"}, {"start": 7751.88, "end": 7755.76, "text": " What are you getting fucking mobbed off the server man? I know it's bad"}, {"start": 7755.76, "end": 7760.64, "text": " I don't know I fucking know you know what the fuck you tell me I fucking know"}, {"start": 7760.64, "end": 7767.84, "text": " This fucking game, bro, it's like the thought of playing league makes me so happy I get on"}, {"start": 7767.84, "end": 7768.84, "text": " league and I just want to die"}, {"start": 7768.84, "end": 7776.76, "text": " Save Q until he throws you. I still don't think I reach him in time, dead ass. I'm not"}, {"start": 7776.76, "end": 7777.76, "text": " even kidding."}, {"start": 7777.76, "end": 7783.76, "text": " If we could jump to yasuo."}, {"start": 7783.76, "end": 7786.76, "text": " I'm down. I'm doing it so strong, bro."}, {"start": 7786.76, "end": 7787.76, "text": " You want to try?"}, {"start": 7787.76, "end": 7789.76, "text": " I mean, it's gonna make you both a monster."}, {"start": 7789.76, "end": 7791.76, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7819.76, "end": 7830.96, "text": " So the thing is, this game is so predictable, it's like I know I'm gonna die in there."}, {"start": 7830.96, "end": 7832.96, "text": " It's like I already know I'm gonna die."}, {"start": 7832.96, "end": 7836.280000000001, "text": " Now I'm on three, now I'm late to my camps."}, {"start": 7836.280000000001, "end": 7841.52, "text": " Yeah, actually this game might give me actual depression."}, {"start": 7841.52, "end": 7844.2, "text": " I'm telling you, bro, I'm telling you."}, {"start": 7844.2, "end": 7846.96, "text": " Yeah, but no, no, you don't deserve to be depressed."}, {"start": 7846.96, "end": 7851.58, "text": " You sold this game, Luda. You were fucking 0-4 in five minutes."}, {"start": 7851.58, "end": 7852.7, "text": " I did, I did, I did."}, {"start": 7852.7, "end": 7854.66, "text": " Like, you don't have a right to be upset."}, {"start": 7854.66, "end": 7856.4800000000005, "text": " I did. I did, I did."}, {"start": 7856.4800000000005, "end": 7857.4800000000005, "text": " I sold."}, {"start": 7857.4800000000005, "end": 7858.4800000000005, "text": " I'm going to die."}, {"start": 7858.4800000000005, "end": 7862.62, "text": " I got this fuck stick. I almost stole my buff."}, {"start": 7862.62, "end": 7864.86, "text": " Yo, can this jinx actually fuck off?"}, {"start": 7864.86, "end": 7866.46, "text": " Oh, okay. Jackson, my bro."}, {"start": 7866.46, "end": 7875.86, "text": " Yo, guys, please, FF. I promise. We're not T1. We're not coming back. Just FF."}, {"start": 7875.860000000001, "end": 7883.620000000001, "text": " I never won an FF ever, but this is life. We have that that we have that that let's hope that our Caitlyn got filled top"}, {"start": 7884.820000000001, "end": 7886.740000000001, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 7886.740000000001, "end": 7891.18, "text": " Like she's a ADC, but she got filled tops, then we don't we don't get LP loss"}, {"start": 7899.540000000001, "end": 7901.540000000001, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 7905.860000000001, "end": 7915.500000000001, "text": " Every time I play this game I think I got better and I just somehow got worse, I don't"}, {"start": 7915.500000000001, "end": 7916.500000000001, "text": " know."}, {"start": 7916.500000000001, "end": 7919.02, "text": " Bonnie's about the wrong item."}, {"start": 7919.02, "end": 7926.420000000001, "text": " Well, Muda, the thing is, bro, um, Chattanoa out of my bot, it's not like it matters."}, {"start": 7926.420000000001, "end": 7928.700000000001, "text": " Yeah, sure, I'll do it for this one."}, {"start": 7928.700000000001, "end": 7932.420000000001, "text": " Oh, there's three people on me, there's three people on me, I'm just dead now."}, {"start": 7932.420000000001, "end": 7933.420000000001, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 7933.42, "end": 7940.42, "text": " Wait, maybe we can kill the Sands."}, {"start": 7940.42, "end": 7948.42, "text": " Oh no, this Sands just runs."}, {"start": 7948.42, "end": 7954.42, "text": " I'm actually going to lose it."}, {"start": 7954.42, "end": 7959.42, "text": " Wow, so they didn't even just win every lane."}, {"start": 7959.42, "end": 7962.42, "text": " They like dominated every lane besides top."}, {"start": 7962.42, "end": 7964.42, "text": " Even the bot got dominated"}, {"start": 7967.46, "end": 7973.5, "text": " What happened with your like what happened with jungle like to me losing mid lane cause you don't lose jungle too is that what happens this game"}, {"start": 7975.1, "end": 7979.82, "text": " Like why does the jungle I've ate it all and you're all in for it. I'm not being mean. I'm not a sport"}, {"start": 7979.82, "end": 7982.34, "text": " I'm actually a question. I'm not even trolling like"}, {"start": 7985.38, "end": 7991.46, "text": " You were behind I went for a hero play and I put Jax on 1 hp out of me. He just does no damage early game"}, {"start": 7992.42, "end": 8003.86, "text": " Yeah, I can't contest a single drag. I'm just gonna instantly get one shot. I'm just"}, {"start": 8003.86, "end": 8007.3, "text": " instantly gonna get one shot. Bro, I don't even know how I'm gonna get to this fucking"}, {"start": 8007.3, "end": 8012.3, "text": " game tomorrow. I need to kill the six. This six needs to die right now. Sixty to die."}, {"start": 8012.3, "end": 8020.9, "text": " Die, die, die. Yes! Yes! I got a shutdown! Yes!"}, {"start": 8020.900000000001, "end": 8026.900000000001, "text": " Oh my god, I'm gonna chase that full of people mad, I'm gonna chase that full of people mad."}, {"start": 8029.900000000001, "end": 8030.900000000001, "text": " Yo I think I have an item."}, {"start": 8031.900000000001, "end": 8033.900000000001, "text": " Okay, that's actually a big shutdown."}, {"start": 8034.900000000001, "end": 8037.900000000001, "text": " God, I'm just now getting my second item. Jesus."}, {"start": 8038.900000000001, "end": 8043.900000000001, "text": " Bro, if we can stall these fuckers long enough to where I can get to three items, maybe I can do something."}, {"start": 8044.900000000001, "end": 8046.900000000001, "text": " I have to be so smart about my engagements."}, {"start": 8046.900000000001, "end": 8047.900000000001, "text": " Bro, you're one in ten, Luda."}, {"start": 8047.900000000001, "end": 8048.900000000001, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 8048.900000000001, "end": 8053.900000000001, "text": " Get the fuck out of it. No no no, Muda. Muda, you're one in ten!"}, {"start": 8055.900000000001, "end": 8059.900000000001, "text": " I can't. I'm not even kidding. You actually sell me when I play with you."}, {"start": 8063.900000000001, "end": 8067.900000000001, "text": " Yeah, so Chad, let's, let's, Judd. If I walk into here, I'm dead. If I go here, I'm dead."}, {"start": 8068.900000000001, "end": 8070.900000000001, "text": " All three of my pigs died."}, {"start": 8074.900000000001, "end": 8077.900000000001, "text": " I didn't even know you were one in ten until literally five seconds ago."}, {"start": 8077.900000000001, "end": 8083.860000000001, "text": " You should be ashamed. Muda, you should be ashamed of yourself one in ten. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself"}, {"start": 8087.02, "end": 8091.580000000001, "text": " Unless your mid laner is fucking plat which he's not I know he's not"}, {"start": 8094.660000000001, "end": 8099.38, "text": " I need to kill this jinx again. This jinx needs to keep getting out of line. I need to keep killing you"}, {"start": 8100.540000000001, "end": 8102.540000000001, "text": " Get out of my team"}, {"start": 8107.900000000001, "end": 8117.72, "text": " I'm gonna be huge. I'm gonna be huge. I'm gonna be huge. Don't worry. I could win this"}, {"start": 8118.4800000000005, "end": 8122.200000000001, "text": " I'm actually getting closer to my items because Jinx keeps feeding me like the idiot"}, {"start": 8126.820000000001, "end": 8131.620000000001, "text": " Wait, yaps, we're just gave a shot down to Katie. Muda. Don't fucking give up. Don't give up"}, {"start": 8132.620000000001, "end": 8134.9800000000005, "text": " Like is there even like a point in this life?"}, {"start": 8134.9800000000005, "end": 8139.9800000000005, "text": " If you're playing League of Legends, no, literally, no."}, {"start": 8139.9800000000005, "end": 8151.9800000000005, "text": " Don't die, stop dying, don't give up, cause everything's like 300 gold bro, I'm gonna"}, {"start": 8151.9800000000005, "end": 8152.9800000000005, "text": " just get strong."}, {"start": 8152.9800000000005, "end": 8155.9800000000005, "text": " I'm gonna put on like, I don't even know bro, chat, what's legends never die, I'm"}, {"start": 8155.9800000000005, "end": 8160.9800000000005, "text": " gonna put on some like hype music on me."}, {"start": 8160.9800000000005, "end": 8163.3, "text": " You don't even need height music, you seem to be scared."}, {"start": 8166.900000000001, "end": 8167.700000000001, "text": " Alright, I'm dead."}, {"start": 8170.580000000001, "end": 8172.18, "text": " I think if I look on this, I'm just dead."}, {"start": 8172.18, "end": 8172.820000000001, "text": " I'm just dead."}, {"start": 8172.820000000001, "end": 8173.46, "text": " Right, there you go."}, {"start": 8174.660000000001, "end": 8175.22, "text": " There's a-"}, {"start": 8175.22, "end": 8176.34, "text": " Whoa, I didn't-"}, {"start": 8176.34, "end": 8177.14, "text": " I don't know, man."}, {"start": 8177.14, "end": 8177.700000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8178.18, "end": 8179.700000000001, "text": " Where am I going?!"}, {"start": 8180.660000000001, "end": 8181.22, "text": " There!"}, {"start": 8181.780000000001, "end": 8182.42, "text": " There!"}, {"start": 8184.02, "end": 8185.540000000001, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 8187.860000000001, "end": 8189.46, "text": " I know there's just five there."}, {"start": 8189.780000000001, "end": 8190.740000000001, "text": " No, you're actually-"}, {"start": 8220.74, "end": 8231.38, "text": " I'm pretty fucking big chat I'm not gonna lie muscle or items me and Katie definitely kill"}, {"start": 8231.38, "end": 8241.74, "text": " who's Katie Kailin I'm pretty big I just have to be so smart about my fights"}, {"start": 8241.74, "end": 8244.699999999999, "text": " I'm not even kidding. We can win. I just need like one or two more shots"}, {"start": 8249.58, "end": 8251.58, "text": " Jax is ten at all"}, {"start": 8254.22, "end": 8259.02, "text": " How many times he killed him still be like long time. Why maybe he's killing twice actually"}, {"start": 8261.38, "end": 8266.4, "text": " Bro mouth like our looks so scary right now see when they group there's not shit we can do"}, {"start": 8268.74, "end": 8271.36, "text": " We could only really kill these fuckers when they're ice out"}, {"start": 8271.74, "end": 8273.74, "text": " That's..."}, {"start": 8278.74, "end": 8280.74, "text": " Yeah, I don't know what to do. They're closing in on us."}, {"start": 8280.74, "end": 8282.74, "text": " Muda, don't throw your body, alright? Be smart."}, {"start": 8282.74, "end": 8284.74, "text": " Do you- could you get us a good R or something?"}, {"start": 8284.74, "end": 8286.74, "text": " Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes."}, {"start": 8286.74, "end": 8288.74, "text": " You level 13, Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 8288.74, "end": 8290.74, "text": " No, no, Muda."}, {"start": 8292.74, "end": 8295.74, "text": " Ready? I'll give you a good R. I'll give you a good R. I'll give you a good R. I'll give you a good R. Ready?"}, {"start": 8295.74, "end": 8297.74, "text": " We need to dive the..."}, {"start": 8301.74, "end": 8306.94, "text": " I just missed nothing I could do."}, {"start": 8306.94, "end": 8309.22, "text": " If they group there's nothing I could do."}, {"start": 8309.22, "end": 8311.74, "text": " I got one, I got one, I got one!"}, {"start": 8311.74, "end": 8312.74, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 8312.74, "end": 8315.74, "text": " Oh look at that mood of the fat yasuo."}, {"start": 8315.74, "end": 8319.74, "text": " Alright, Samudo, you're actually a piece of shit, huh?"}, {"start": 8319.74, "end": 8321.74, "text": " Okay, I have a mistake."}, {"start": 8321.74, "end": 8324.74, "text": " Are you listening?"}, {"start": 8324.74, "end": 8326.74, "text": " I don't care, bro."}, {"start": 8326.74, "end": 8327.74, "text": " What did you go?"}, {"start": 8327.74, "end": 8328.74, "text": " What was your KD?"}, {"start": 8329.68, "end": 8331.84, "text": " Please can we just ignore this game happens"}, {"start": 8331.84, "end": 8338.66, "text": " Bro you went two and thirteen you fucking cocksucker, bro. Oh, I'm you little fucking cocksucker"}, {"start": 8338.66, "end": 8342.119999999999, "text": " Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Well, he was probably smurfing, bro"}, {"start": 8343.9, "end": 8349.88, "text": " What do you say this every time you get school fucked bro. Hey, maybe not everybody that kills your lane is smurfing"}, {"start": 8350.82, "end": 8354.619999999999, "text": " Yeah chat. Yeah chat. I have 9k damage because I'm jungling"}, {"start": 8354.62, "end": 8359.160000000002, "text": " I can't gank anything because all my lanes are huge. What do you want me to gank?"}, {"start": 8360.92, "end": 8366.160000000002, "text": " Okay, bro, I'm not gonna lie. I apologize for that game bro. That was a practice game bro. Come on one more. Let's go"}, {"start": 8366.660000000002, "end": 8371.640000000001, "text": " No, bro. Yo, I'm not even kidding. I actually have to get off and figure out how the fuck I'm gonna get to this World Cup game"}, {"start": 8372.08, "end": 8376.04, "text": " I'm not even kidding. I have to get off and figure out how the fuck I'm gonna get to this World Cup game"}, {"start": 8376.6, "end": 8380.12, "text": " Jack I was gonna stream for like four hours today. I can't um"}, {"start": 8380.12, "end": 8385.28, "text": " Um flight to New York delayed then canceled flight to Philly delayed then canceled"}, {"start": 8385.28, "end": 8387.28, "text": " I don't know how the fuck I'm gonna get to this game"}, {"start": 8387.28, "end": 8393.18, "text": " Wait, why can't you just say get like another flight to New York like another one there's not a single flight in New York"}, {"start": 8393.18, "end": 8395.1, "text": " That's a separate place bro because there's literally"}, {"start": 8396.320000000002, "end": 8400.7, "text": " 70,000 people traveling to New York right now. So it's like so hard to fucking get to the game"}, {"start": 8402.2, "end": 8406.880000000001, "text": " But I gotta figure it out bro. Hey, move it out of the way bro. Hey, it's fun getting into it by you man"}, {"start": 8406.880000000001, "end": 8409.320000000002, "text": " Yeah, it was fun. Yeah. Yeah, it was fun. Fuck you"}, {"start": 8410.12, "end": 8413.52, "text": " 2 and 13 mood. I can't chat. I have to get it off, bro"}, {"start": 8413.52, "end": 8417.960000000001, "text": " I don't even know if I'm gonna make it to the World Cup game tomorrow. I'm gonna try my best right now"}, {"start": 8418.08, "end": 8420.560000000001, "text": " I'm gonna get off. Love y'all boys, bro"}]}