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I'm going to go back to the

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in Argentina World Cup screen.

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Because that's the second engine.

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All right, I'll teach you my career.

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Starting soon.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Why was it on the second ingest, Kitten?

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I actually don't know, but sometimes it just switches over.

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All right, thank you, Mio.

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I know how to do that.

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Yeah, no worries, no worries.

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Damn, I was thinking about the 2-1,

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and Z-1, thinking about the 2-1,

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no, thinking about the 2-1, thinking about the 2-1.

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Check out this final intro.

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I was singing two minutes of pay phone to myself.

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The pay phone's trying to go home,

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all of my change has spanned on you.

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Where are the times gone, baby?

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It's all the wrong way, all the plans we made for two

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Yeah, I know it's hard to remember

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The people we used to be

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It's even harder to picture

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That you're not here next to me

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It seems too late to make it

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But it's too late to try

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And in that time that you wasted

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All of our bridges burnt down

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I've wasted my nights

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You've turned out the lights

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Now I'm paralyzed to stuck in that time when we call it

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Hi guys, bro

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Bro I'm clearly jamming right now, hi guys

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I'm clearly jamming

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You forgot to mute him please fix it

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MOOOOORRY

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chat

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Let's get right into it bro

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No more dilly-dally

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YouTube what is good

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I was taken off the right from the time.

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Can I see rainbow six seasons having the link was yesterday chat today we got an early

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stream because boys the next time you guys see me I'm going to be IRL at the streamer

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games. Now, Jack, you know, there's been, I'm going to show you why I am what you would consider

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a multi-sport athlete. Oh, I don't know, athlete had three syllables. That's amazing. Jack, let's do

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it. If you're honestly on that reference, you have ball knowledge. Jack, I told y'all earlier

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streams coming because of the EU viewers. Earlier streams coming because of the EU viewers.

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your unathletic as fuck said coop and it's his first message ever then Logan

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said late it's his first message ever Logan Logan Logan you don't even know

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the difference between early and late because it's your first stream it's your

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first stream bro blub blub blub Sahur chat listen up bro today we are going

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to be playing a $1 scary game and then I'm going to reach diamond in solo queue. I'm currently

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Emerald One. Jack, first thing I wanted to yap about. If you go on R6 Tracker and you

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go to my R6 Tracker right here, JunkoNA1. Guys, I'm currently Emerald One, 3901RP.

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If you're Emerald 1 in Siege, this puts you in the top 1.4 percentile.

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Chat, let me be clear when I say this.

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If you're an Emerald 1 in Siege, you are higher than 98.6% of the player base right now.

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That's how hard banked 3.0 is.

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That's how hard banked.

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Don't want it, only Moose Man with the 50 gifts in it.

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Put the yaga black ice in my ass

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Now chat today. We're gonna be playing a scary game. Y'all know I don't play scary games

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I get scared. I am what you would call a wimp, bro, but what's that now? There is a game

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Called I'll show you guys in a minute. It's called like scary game to and it's $1 and

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It's fucking $1

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I'm gonna play a scary game today chat listen up bro. Next thing that I must say

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Streamer games is literally tomorrow chat. Do y'all think I'm gonna win

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Do y'all think about it when streamer games is tomorrow do y'all think I'm gonna win

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My team is me Tyler won Yana and Mari

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Maru with the seven gifts it's up

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she goes

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Martin, thank you for the 7th gift today.

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Joe is carrying.

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Somebody else in the chat said,

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Jinxie, you have the potential

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to be a great setter and volleyball.

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I don't even know what that means.

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Jinxie, what is your opinion on motorcycles?

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They look dangerous.

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They look dangerous.

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Go to speed stream.

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Speed is levitating.

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What do you mean, speed's levitating?

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What you say

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Money's water broke this guy always wedding

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Bro, bro. I have never a day in my life seen speed without a pool of sweat on his face, bro

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Back flip check. I'm gonna go out, bro

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Yo, bro, I don't check I kid you know if that if that things start floating it gets too, huh? I'm

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I'm jumping bro. I'm like

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I'm jumping bro. It's a big it's too

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Bro, wait, but no this is dangerous, bro

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It's balloons in a metal chair

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All right, I don't think I can backflip in this bro. I got this harness thing going

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Yeah, this is dangerous bro

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Like I like I have no it's like supporting my back. So I can't really do it back

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I could do a backflip y'all really want it

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but like

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If y'all really really check isn't this dangerous bro

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Chet, isn't this dangerous?

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I feel like that's not safe for speed.

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Cure, think of it as a prime.

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River, think of it as your one.

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Clown, think of it as your one.

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Cure, think of it as a prime.

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Fuck you, Tweedle Twin.

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No, you pussy.

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Wait, he has a harness?

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He has a harness?

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Okay.

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Bro, speed is so cute, bro.

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Chet, okay, bro, here's the thing.

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Okay, oh, they have a safety pad.

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Okay, good, good, good.

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They have a safety pad and a safety harness. I was gonna say bro. This seems sketchy. This seems sassy, bro

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Dude, okay. Good. Good. Good. All right chat. Listen, bro. Have y'all ever I didn't even know there was a $1 fucking game

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I'm about to play a $1 scary game

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Jinxie the femboy discord says hi

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Joey I'm not all right. All right, Joey love you to death, bro

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and whatever you're into Joey is your own heart desires. Joey I'm not in a fan

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board, I'm not in a fanboy discord. I'm not in a fanboy discord. Fuck you, you fucking

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cheese curd. Used condom, ah! He's not even watching with audio. Wait this guy's

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not even watching with audio. Yo what do you mean used condom, ah? What the

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Does that mean we know everything?

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Tell me how does y'all low-key are like Google because if you can ask thousands of people something simultaneously, it is like Google

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Like let's practice chat. What's the square root of ten thousand?

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No one would ever know that but chat with someone in the chat. Get it up. What's the square root of ten thousand?

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See boom a hundred see boom a hundred all right chat

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What's the capital of Poland? I believe it's Warsaw or Krakow

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You see what I mean like it's like Google check y'all are like Google Warsaw Warsaw Warsaw all right chat

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What's the capital of Czechia? What an only moose man with the five gifts a that W moose man in a chat

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What's the capital of Czechia?

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Brog, brog, see what I mean bro, this chat, it's like Google, like you can ask any, actually,

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or God, I'm sorry, okay, chat, who was the fifth president ever?

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I don't even know that.

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Who was the fifth US president ever?

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Fifth US president?

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Who would notice?

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No one would notice, but chat's gonna know, because it's like Google, Obama, not even

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close, Abraham Lincoln's, no, that was 13, James Monroe, that's not even close,

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Row see bro like chat knows everything if you actually think about it this chat is like fucking Google

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Cuz bro if you ask thousands of people something the odds that like 30 people know it are really hot

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We are smart. It's not no don't stroke your ego bro. It's not that you're smart

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It's that collectively when you when you when you leave for the streamer games and not yet

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Not yet Cairo. This is not going to be like the World Cup finals where fucking every flight gets canceled. I'm good

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I have a flight. I have a backup flight. I have my hotel like I'm good to go

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Super games. I'm coming bro chat. I am I'm not gonna lie. I'm nervous. I'm gonna be competitive, bro

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I'll probably get to meet a lot of people which is cool, which is dope, but dude. I want to win

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Yeah, I want to win a lot of excited it's not for charity, which means if I'm crashing

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out over events, bro, you can't get mad at me because it's not for charity.

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This is for fucking bragging rights, bro.

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Guys, y'all realize, right?

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I've been dragging 2023 gamer of the year for three years now.

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If I win streamer games, I can drag 2026 streamer games.

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Guys, like it's all about what it's about is sometimes in the life I'm through competitive.

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You have to drag a wart.

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Oh, Chad, also, you wait for a tweet.

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I've seen this this morning.

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I'm not going to act like I didn't see this.

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I've seen this this morning.

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This is the craziest shit I've ever seen in my entire life.

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That's all I'm going to say.

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Chad, this is the craziest shit I've ever seen in my entire life.

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is right here.

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Chat, all right, here we go.

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Statement on behalf of UEFA

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and its 55 national associations.

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UEFA and its national associations

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will not participate in FIFA competitions.

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UEFA and its 55 member associations stand as one

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and we unanimously and unequivocally

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reject FIFA's proposal to transfer ownership interest

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in the World Cup and other FIFA competitive

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competitions to private investors.

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The World Cup cannot be treated as an investment product.

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It is one of football's greatest sporting legacies.

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It is the greatest sporting legacy.

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It has been built over generations by players,

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national teams and supporters across every continent.

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No part of it should ever be surrendered

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to private investors.

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The World Cup is not for sale, based, based.

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It is both irresponsible and indefensible

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that a proposal of such significance

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for football was conceived in secret

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and brought to the brink of approval

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without any meaningful consultation

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with those entrusted with stewarding the game.

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This is not merely a profound failure of leadership,

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but an abdication of FIFA's duty

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as custodian of football.

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National associations around the world

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are now presented with an ultimatum,

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except the irreversible capture

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of football's greatest competitions

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or bear the consequences.

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This is not a democratic decision,

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but governance by intimidation and an act of cohesion,

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unworthy of an institution and trusted

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with the stewardship of the global game.

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But our opposition goes far beyond process.

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The moment external investors acquire ownership

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in FIFA's competitions, football changes forever.

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Commercials return become a provident of obligation.

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Investors, sorry guys, Al Reeder,

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I haven't been in school in like five years

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or no, seven years.

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Investor expectations become a daily pressure from that moment onwards every decision on the international calendar every decision on the competition formats and every decision shaping the future football is no longer driven by what best serves the game, but by what best serves shareholders.

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This model has no place in world football.

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Football's future cannot be dictated by the expectations of those whose first duty is to maximize financial return.

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Nor can the interest of national associations, leagues, clubs, players and supporters become

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supported to invest investors returns.

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Football cannot mortgage its future for financial gain.

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Europe's position is clear and we will never lend this model of our legitimacy.

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No one has the moral authority to sell what they merely hold in the trust of the next

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generations.

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This is the last slide.

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As a result of today's discussion, no UEFA national teams will participate in any FIFA

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competition for so long as these proposals remain alive.

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Unless this proposal has been abandoned in its entirety and binding assurances have been

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given that FIFA will never again open its governance or competitions to private ownership,

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nobody should be at any doubt UEFA and its national associations will oppose these

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plans with absolute determinations.

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There are moments where institutions are judged, not by what they are prepared to accept, but

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by what they refuse to compromise.

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This is one of those moments.

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Some things are simply too important to sell.

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The FIFA World Cup belongs to football, it always will.

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And as long as Europe has a voice, it will never be for sale.

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Or a bro.

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Yeah, chat.

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Quote of the day bro.

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Money has always and will always be the root of all evil, bro

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Money has always and will always be the root of all evil chat for real for real bro

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Like guys, here's the thing

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Why is Casimir out trending

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I think it's important to have a lot of time to think about what you want to do and what you want to do.

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Everybody knows that the United has been free and had a lot of options,

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Italy had a lot of teams to play and I'm where I want to be

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and of course to play with the best.

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So he wants to enjoy being with him, to make him win, to make him the greatest,

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that is, the God of the...

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Chad, I don't know Spanish, bro.

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So he wants to enjoy with him and win.

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What did he say?

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What did he say, Chad? What did he say?

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Chad, what did he say? What did he say?

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It's Portuguese, Chad what did he say?

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He said fuck you, he did not say fuck you.

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Jinxy quintessential quintuplets update, I'm going to start, okay.

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I'm going to start season one.

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I downloaded the whole show on Crunchyroll.

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I'm watching it in English, I don't watch shows in Japanese, am I like an L for that?

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I don't know.

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Dude here's the thing.

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When it comes to anime bro, I understand in sub, you hear the portrayals of the emotions

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a lot better of the voice actors, but bro in dub, I like to be able to just listen sometimes

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and I don't want to have to like read text the whole time like I do in sub, do you know

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what I mean?

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Like Chad, do you guys watch dub or sub?

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You guys watch dub or sub?

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Bro majority of people watching sub, what the fuck?

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Majority of people watching sub?

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For real, Casamiro said to go fuck yourself, no he didn't.

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I had many options from Italy, many teams to play for, but I'm where I want to be, to

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be with Messi, to make him win, to make him greater.

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He is the god of football?

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Oh my god, Casemiro is my new favorite midfielder.

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Bro, what?

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What a guy!

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Oh my god, that's like the sweetest thing I've ever seen, bro.

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yeah that's like the sweetest thing I've ever seen

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breathe with the 50 gift in itself

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she don't ever read a chat

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breathe with the 50 gift and I fucking love you man

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guys that is so kind of him

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that's so sweet bro

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he's gonna play with inter

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bro that's so kind

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wow, castle mirror we love you bro

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That is such a sweet thing to say that is so sweet, bro, but yes, bro. My plan is this on my flight to California, which is five hours.

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I'm going to watch all of season 1 of quintessential quintuplets.

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Then I'm going to update you all at the streamer games for like 5 minutes. Then I'm on my flight back to Florida, which is 5 hours. I'm going to watch all of season 2.

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That is my plan.

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That is my plan, bro.

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That is my plan.

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You so they were the one I have never in my life

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been more requested to watch anime than quintessential quintuplets

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besides like Vinland saga.

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But honestly, I think quintessential quintuplets is more requested.

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I'm not even kidding.

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So Chad, did speed fly yet?

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Oh, what does that even mean?

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Bro, he's going to fly soon.

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Hey, that's gonna be like

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Say, uh...

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I'm actually watching Ronaldo play soon, bro.

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Chad, he's gonna fly soon.

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Let's go!

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Guys, every 10,000 subs, we're adding a balloon.

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Guys, is this dangerous, though, Chad?

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Cuz what if it gets out of control bro?

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Like guys what he's about to hit it bro chat. What if it gets out of control guys?

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What if it gets out of control I

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Don't think this is safe guys

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What yo

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What are these tts messages bro?

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Pagging Jamal really well Jamal's like a kid you psycho.

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Chad, did I watch Speed and Fly?

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I wouldn't see Speed and Fly before I play games really quick.

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I think it might be Tom. How much subs are we at?

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I think we should get in the harness bro.

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Bro, do the other big balloon.

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Oh my gosh. You got 60 million?

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Bro, no way he fell for that.

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No way. He's out for that. Yeah, we got Juan guide 50 flips in a row

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60 flips in a row guys. I don't think this is a good idea, bro. This does not know

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I'm gonna be honest, bro. Hot take chat skydiving is low key safe for them this

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Bro, because what if the balloons get out of control, bro?

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They have a pad, but what if the balloons get out of control?

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Guys, I'm not a pussy, bro. If you go skydiving, you're going to have like an instructor with

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a harness wrapped around you. When are you getting Golden League? Once I get back. Yo,

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my plans, bro. These are my plans for when I get back from Schumer Games. On August 11th

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or 12th, I'm going to do the Last of Us part one and two full game. Right after

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that marathon. I'm going to do the siege marathon where I don't end until champion also OQ.

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I'm going to hit champ. I have a 71 percentage. I have a 1.4 KT. I'm too termed to not hit champ.

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Now, I am a little scared about that seed stream because I personally don't know what's going

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to happen. I don't know what's going to happen. High five, Scott. Hey, high five, it's me.

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I'm doing a siege marathon once I finish the last of us part one and two I'm gonna do a siege marathon where I don't end until I reach champion solo queue

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Hey, my boy, from me to you, son, fries, um, you're doing that so long?

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Hi, guys.

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Yo, do you know that I'm the truth?

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Shout out Anthony Edwards, but like, bro, hi, guys, look at my stats.

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You're telling me I'm not fast-tracking the champ?

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Hi, guys, this is in, hi, guys, think about it like this.

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I got Emerald 1 and 14 matches because I'm the truth.

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If I play 100 matches over the span of like four or five days, I'll be champ.

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I'm going to win like 60 and lose like 40.

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You know what?

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On console.

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Now, if you do this on PC, I would say just just wrap it up.

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PC has hackers. PC is just stupid. PC has hackers.

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You know what this might it might take you days though, bro

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I like how long do you think it's gonna take you realistically? I have nothing to do for literally like seven days straight

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So I if it takes here's the thing

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It's long as I'm steadily progressing every day. I don't care

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But if there's like a day where I d-rank then I'm gonna lose my mind

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There will be days where you are going to be right now.

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Bro, Hi-Vice, do you know who you're talking to right now?

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Yeah, I do.

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Clearly, you don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in.

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I am not in danger, Hi-Vice.

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I am the danger.

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A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me.

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No.

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I am the one who knocks.

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Continue, Highbice?

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Are you done?

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All right, now, James, I understand.

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They've been fucking assholeed as this guy.

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I'm talking to, I'm talking to,

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nobody editing that's what I said.

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So I'm talking to a 2023 gamer of the year.

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Now, I woke up today, I looked at the-

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Highbice, I'm not sin now, buddy.

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Let's address the outfit in the room.

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What happened to Sinai?

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Yo, hi guys, I win games.

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Look at my win percentage.

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This is all solo queue.

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Do you realize how hard this is to do?

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Do you know how good I am?

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You don't know how good I am.

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Hi guys, a 71 win percentage in solo queue.

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That's like some mingo shit.

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Yeah, hey, exactly bro.

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I'm not here to hype you up.

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I'm not here to just come out, bro.

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I was hypein' you up.

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Yeah, so I was obviously the 2023 gamer of the year.

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strategy gamer of the year.

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You know what I'm saying?

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So you have a mind on you, brother.

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He's right.

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You have a mind.

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He's right.

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21 time champion.

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23, I checked this morning.

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I thought it was 21.

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I've hit champion 23 times.

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Wow.

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But I've never hit champion and ranked 3.0.

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I've also never hit champion all solo queue.

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And this season I've only solo queued on console.

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So this could be like all that carried mumbo jumbo

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hitting champion solo queue in the hardest rank system.

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Highlights, I'll have horse testicles, bro.

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Exactly, bro.

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So 2023 gamer of the year, strategy gamer of the year.

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They're saying speed flying, speed flying, hold up.

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No, he's not.

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What is he doing?

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Okay, highlights, continue.

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Sorry, no, no, no, you're good.

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Okay, ready?

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233 gamer of the year.

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You're a 23-time champion strategy gamer of the year, and then I woke up and it's 2026.

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Jinxie, you are going to spend at least 14 days on this challenge or you're going to quit, all right?

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You think, just so we have us, you think if I get back from, because bro, you think I'm not going to do this.

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this you actually think I'm not gonna do this straight up on on blood you think

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I'm not gonna do this in like probably two months

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hi guys look at my winning streak this is solo queue man I'm on a fucking six

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game winning streak bro I mean and I got rollback today nice wait how the fuck

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just console I've wrote won't win an Xbox get rollback yes so I believe I don't

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know but I believe it's in players are getting banned you won't get rollback

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but Titan 2 players, if they airband you get rollback.

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Alright, what is the Titan 2?

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I've heard about this, what is this shit, bro?

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Oh my god, I spelled out TIT for a second, hold up.

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Titan 2 Elite, this thing?

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Titan 2 device, probably, I don't know.

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Oh god.

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It's a rocket ship, it's a missile.

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It's a missile?

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It's a missile.

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No, it's the device to the right.

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It's that one.

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Yeah, it's that one.

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So, hi guys.

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What is this, bro?

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What does this do?

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It's like a Zim on Royce?

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Yeah, I believe...

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I believe this is how they inject...

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scripts in the AI A-bomb.

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Oh, right.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Rewind, what'd you say on the second part there?

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How do you aim bot on console?

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So basically, instead of using your thumbs,

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you put this type two into your console,

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and then you plug your controller into it,

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and on the right monitor,

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say you're running a PC on the right monitor,

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The AI will look for enemies, will walk on,

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swipe to those enemy's heads and shoot for you.

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When did this come out?

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Probably when AI started drawing out control.

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I don't know.

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Yo, chat, let me be clear here.

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If you purchase this device,

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I hope you get stuffed into a locker in high school.

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I'm not even kidding.

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If you bought this device,

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I hope you get stuffed into a locker.

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And I'm not a fan of bullying.

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You know, if you bought this device,

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you should get bullied 100%.

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Like, I have no sympathy for you.

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Yeah, this is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of.

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Cause like, Zim is one thing,

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cause most of the Zims have like,

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three pound rocks in their head.

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But if you have aimbot,

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I mean, they're just gonna get banned, so who cares?

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Yeah, so here's,

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all right, my chat's saying speed died.

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Okay, guys shut up

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shut up

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All right, so if you're like, uh, wait is my youtube stream glitched hold up

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No, i don't know. Okay, do my youtube stream glitch or no?

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No, you're good

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He was like a little tiktok like what a bad thing to see

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Gg youtube bot

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So if she's yeah, there's no wow he instantly fires

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So is it like a device where as soon as you lock on to like any type of body, you just

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immediately hit their head because he's not really like, like he's still aiming.

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He's still on the flip on that guy.

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I believe it's basically just sugarbob.

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God, what was that dude?

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He almost turned on that last guy.

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Okay, but this is an exaggeration.

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Like I hate when people exaggerate.

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was not full of Titan twos. I played like 14 games and I played zero. I'm sure in champ,

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there's like maybe a hundred of them, but they're just getting bad.

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Bro, speed is flying. Speed is in the air. No, he's not. He's not in the air, bro.

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Show me another one, high-fives.

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Speed is not bro, he's about to do balloon 2 high-fives.

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Yo, I don't think this is safe bro, I'ma be honest.

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These Titan users, I swear to God.

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Alright, let's see it.

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Nothing.

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Wait.

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Wait.

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Alright.

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Guys, he's not even reacting.

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He's just already firing.

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Look at this.

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Yeah, that's that was an Emerald Lobby.

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Oh my God.

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Yeah.

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Well, Voss.

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I mean, like, I don't really care because they're going to get banned.

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But the only annoying part is like, wait.

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Are they actually banning them because Ubisoft's lazy as fuck?

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Um, someone in chat said like manuals are like the only way you can get him.

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Well, if somebody breaks this out in my lobby, Gigi,

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bro, but hi-byes like, he's not even reacting.

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He's just looking like a fasty sheen.

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Yeah.

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If the AI sees the, sees the person, see it and then beams right to his head.

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Bro, guys, that's like not even.

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Guys, I'm not even kidding.

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Dare I say?

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You guys are gonna say, Glace.

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Dare I say this is better than stop and zame.

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I'm not even kidding.

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Guys, dare I say this is better than stop and zame.

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It's like A.L.

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I'm gonna leave this in your life.

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Bro.

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It's like an instant headshot every time,

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have brine.

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Oh my God.

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It's like another example of it.

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How it literally stays for you.

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New Titan 2 and Locke.

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Eight mods, make sure you report this guy.

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2025, whoa, it's been like a year?

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Okay, who just, more music.

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Chad, look at this.

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He's literally just flicking back and forth on his head.

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That is literally impossible to do.

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Dare I say, Chad, I don't even think

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Stoffin could do this.

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Guys, he's moving and flicking.

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I don't even think stop it could do this.

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Well, I don't.

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Yeah.

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To be honest, speed is on the moon.

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Bro.

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All right, guys, I'm going to watch speed fly and then I'll call you.

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See it.

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Chatt is speed flying, bro.

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And then now 70 we're flying up in air.

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Now 70 we're flying up in air.

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60 million.

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We go into space.

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Yeah, this guy.

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Speed.

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You can't get balloons to space, bro.

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yo speed you can't get balloons to space bro that's not how that works it would just burn

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from the sun i can literally feel the balloon taking me can you see my name oh my god oh my god

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oh okay yeah i'm good i'm good holy crap i gotta leave put all my way down bro this is not safe

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third one right here i'm like lifting i'm like lifting a little bit yeah

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Yeah, this is not safe, bro.

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I'm not jumping.

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I don't think this is safe.

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It's like it's literally pulling me back.

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Oh my God, this is scary.

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Let me just get down below.

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Guys, I'm scared.

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Let me just get down below.

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At that sports good game.

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Why is he doing it underground?

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Everybody stop.

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He should have did it like under a big ocean or something.

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Or maybe that's more dangerous because of sharks, right, Chad?

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Come on, come on, Chad.

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Come on.

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Quanti donated one dollar speed I love you so much bro hopefully he's got a

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headset every two thousand subs we're literally adding a balloon oh my days

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huh appreciate all the gifts y'all I love y'all so much bro appreciate that

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chat he's donated one dollar guys but what if it gets out of control

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chat what if it gets out of control guys hi chat what song should we play

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I'm trying to get lit low-key

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What's a good song what's the good song to pick the to uh pick this setting right now if you hit 60 mil

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I say C7 is better. Oh my gosh. Oh

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My gosh, what's wrong? But guys, I don't think this is like a very safe activity, bro

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I already played a shake bro. I already played world cup underscore v2v2 donated to chat

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Would y'all ever do this bro? Oh wait? Yes, like

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What's that? Is that like a popper?

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Chad, what is that little thing there? Is that like a popper?

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It's a zip tie.

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It's like Fortnite balloons. He can't take fall damage.

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Yo, bro, that might be the dumbest shit I've ever read in my life.

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Yo, J-Vo, this is not Fortnite!

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J-Vo, this is speed's life, bro!

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Don't you do that, bro?

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This is not Fortnite, bro!

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Man, bro, am I smiling?

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Stop.

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Don't do that.

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Chad, we got a band of word, TT.

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Band of word, green!

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Oh, no.

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Outta my Chad.

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Yo, he has a big balloon back there.

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Oh, no.

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Forty-five thousand subs.

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Chad, he has a big ass balloon.

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Bro, come on, dude.

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Oh

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I'm scared, bro. I'm not gonna lie

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Chat what like okay? Okay. What happens if it if I fly up, but I'm not coming down, you know like chat. What what happens?

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Bro, he would take fall damage, bro. That's why that's why I said this is a bad idea

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He would take fall damage. It looks like he has strong boots on though

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So maybe he could land on the boots

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maybe

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You reach heaven no you don't guys listen you can't go to heaven from balloons bro

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what would actually happen is a guy's I graduated high school by the way what

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would actually happen is if you got high up enough the balloons would just pop

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because of the elevations you wouldn't even get burnt up by the sun

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because the balloons would literally just pop because of the elevations bro

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Yes, no that guys the Sun would pop it

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No, it wouldn't the Sun wouldn't have time to burn it because of the air pressure

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Chat you have to trust me the Sun wouldn't have time to burn it because of the air pressure trust me guys. I'm smart

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You have to trust me, bro. We got out of balloon. We got out of balloon. Oh, no

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Yo, 40k away

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Yo, no, no, no, I don't like this, bro. This is speed. You should have did something safer, bro

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For 60 million. Yeah, what should he have done instead? He should have did

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He should have did like football challenges or something like crossbar challenge or he could have went

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Chat maybe he could go to see like a tiger or something

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guys why would speed do a guinathon why would speed do a guinathon bro guys I

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have a prediction of what I think is gonna happen what if the third balloon

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doesn't pick him up then it would be awkward because you can't really test

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this like there's no way to test it. Here we go. Here we go. Slips. Hey, hey, hey.

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Chat, what if the third balloon doesn't take him off, bro? Slips is so cute, dude.

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Chat, what if the third balloon doesn't take him off? That's the scary thing you

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have to think about. Because then it would be awkward. Then it would be

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Awkward

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Oh my days, we're about to fly

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We're about to fly. I got

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Jack has he ever flew before has speed ever flew. I've never flown bro

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Like a bird not like in a plane has speed ever flew. Yes when wind did he fly when did he fly when did he fly?

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Guys when did he fly

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He skydived? Oh, he did? Wait, speed skydived? For real?

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He flew next week. Jinxie, what is your OF? Curiosity kills

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the cat. Mods, time out, Cattlem Grealish. I swear, bro, if you're Jack Grealish's

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Son, bro, you're a idiot. I swear. Should has Jack readers have a kid?

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In fortnight, he flew. He streamed when he was in a parachute. Hey, Jinxy, when is the J O I marathon?

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Speed flew into your ass. Jinxy do a terrarium marathon. It's good. Bro. I want to see this, but it's taking long.

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As one terminal official donated 10 Saudi realtor super chat. I love you speed. Who's playing that? Who's playing my string?

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Oh my gosh, are you ready?

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Okay, yes, I'm trying to get like the whole like

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Alright, I'm about to add the room. We made it. We got to set everything up. We ready

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Guys this how black are you? Okay? All right? All right bro chat. This isn't safe, bro

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I don't think this is a good idea. Yo, can't tell you put the stuff. No, I got it on my screen. Hey, can't tell

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I'm just a little over like minimize it just a little bit. It's like super big

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I don't think speed is really thinking this one all the way through chat. I'm gonna be honest

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Guys, I don't think speed is thinking this through bro

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This is not wait chat saying he's flying next to power lines

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Oh, come on, bro, bro, they should have did this over an ocean because that way if he lands, it's not as bad of a landing. He's doing it over concrete, bro.

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Chad, he should have did it over a deep ass pool, like a pool that's like 50 feet deep. Do they make those?

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Chad, I'm not the fun police. I just want speed to not like be an idiot, bro, and be safe.

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Guys this isn't fortnight guys. She can't just have like he can't just pop up a loon every one second

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It's not like for night, bro

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Guys this is very not safe

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This is very not safe to speed the do this and those power lines right there

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What if what if he goes up to the side and gets the power line?

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Yo, the starling just cut off bro. Oh

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I need to connect to the Wi-Fi. I can't even read chat

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Chad, what's the cameraman gonna do? Is he gonna zoom in on speed while he's in the sky?

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Oh, we're not 70. Yeah, I know, but just tell me. How much are you right now?

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We are not 70. Let's go. It's a pray for me. Pray for me, Chad. Pray for me. Wait,

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it's the big one. I'm gonna put the sub count just a little bit smaller,

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a little bit smaller. Taylor, if you can hear me, minimize the sub count, just a little

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bit smaller. It's still too big in a frame. It's just a little bit smaller, a little bit,

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a little bit.

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Bro, guys, this is not safe at all.

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Here we go. Guys, we're 30k away, guys. We need to hurry up. It's time for me to

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lift off. Oh, the balloon is fading away. The little tiny balloon. Oh my gosh. Guys,

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we're at 971. We have to-

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Bro, speed, please don't do this.

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What are we doing not safe? All right, this is my camera for when I go up

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We're good for last one

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Oh my gosh, here we go

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Chat I had this little camera no or when I go up in the air no because obviously y'all boys

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I'm not gonna be able to see me. So we do have this camera. Just so y'all safe is let y'all know everything's

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Gonna be all right

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I've got it

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Hey have eyes it's me

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Yep hanging up hanging up hanging up. I'm pretty sure that's TLS bro like you can't just tell me to die here

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Let's go

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Add another balloon go back

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Guys this is so not safe. Oh my gosh, I'm scared bro. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared

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Who this isn't safe, bro?

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Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my god. We're 15k away. We have to go 15k away. I'm 15k away

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That is the worst math I've ever seen in my life

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Chat y'all say I have CTE speed your 25k away, bro. Chat that is the worst math I've ever seen in my entire life, bro

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Literally, bro

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You should maybe like bro get like more of a water frame will key. Yeah

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Wait chat don't sub up don't sub up don't sub up wait chat

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I want to hit 60 million in the air bro. Don't sub up yet. Don't sub up yet. Don't sub up yet. Don't sub up

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Bro speed. Don't sub up yet. Don't sub up. You're not 14k. Don't sub up

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Guys whoever watch whoever has a live feed. Let me know when I have 60 million cuz I'm a little bit

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I'm a little bit delayed. Oh my gosh. Don't sub up wait. Oh

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My day

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Oh my gosh

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Chad do not sub rub subscribe check go wait wait Chad relax. Don't sub up yet. Don't sub up

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Bro, y'all check y'all going too fast, bro, bro. It's not going too fast that y'all going too fast

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I'm not set up yet. He's setting me up so we can go up in the air. Wait wait wait wait

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Wait wait wait, bro. This is so danger. Don't subscribe yet. Just wait just wait

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please please

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Their drop is bro are they unsubbing

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Check everybody unsub real quick y'all unsub real quick so they can put the balloons and stuff on me, bro

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Everybody unsub real quick everybody unsub chat. He has to put the balloons and stuff on me

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This is taking so long bro

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Geez yeah, yeah, real quick real quick

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Real quick, but when I say sub everybody sub

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Oh my god, here we go.

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No, no, I can't watch this.

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Oh my gosh, here we go.

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This is a bad idea.

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I just want to say publicly, this is a bad idea before this.

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That's what, right here?

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This is a bad idea, bro.

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Right here, okay.

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I'm right here.

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Okay, here we go.

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Oh my gosh.

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Oh my gosh.

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Don't do it, bro.

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Oh my gosh, here we go.

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Don't do it, bro.

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Whoa, bro, what?

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Chad, too many people unsolved.

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Wait, bro, I didn't...

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Yo, not that many people on...

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Guys, bro, I didn't say, oh, I didn't say it.

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20,000 of y'all.

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I said some of y'all, like three.

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Oh my gosh, bro.

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Yo, look at this guy.

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Too many, bro, too many of y'all did it.

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Speed, what the fuck is three unsubs gonna do, bro?

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Oh my God, oh my God.

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Is he good?

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Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

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Oh my god, so many of y'all unsubbed flying's gonna fly oh my gosh

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Who I'm scared time always beating I

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Was scared it wasn't gonna fly. I know it's had just left them

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Yeah, let them put the all auto balloon harnesses up cuz they're about to go up. Okay, so you guys it's it's a no rush

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who

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This is it man. I got this yeah

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Breathe breathe breathe you got this speed

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Jack this is so dangerous, bro. Oh my god. Oh

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What if he goes to the power line

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Can I get some water can I get some water that water right there that fresh water, please I need some water

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To make sure you stay high. Please get some water. Oh

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My gosh

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This is not safe, bro

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I'm scared that's what it is. I'm scared. I'm scared. That's what it is. Shut up. I think I'm scared

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You got this me

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Guys we need to put a move on it. We seriously need to put a move on it

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We ready to be set check don't stop check relax. Don't stop. I'm not ready to hit 60 million yet check

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They're not ready. What the hell?

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Alright, we're gonna fill a little tug now.

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A little tug?

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Grab the camera.

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Okay.

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A little tug.

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Yeah.

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Okay, I feel it.

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I feel the little tug.

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I feel the little tug.

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I feel it.

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I feel it.

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Oh my gosh, I feel it.

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I'm gonna make you feel like you're gonna blow off.

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Okay, so we're gonna hold you down.

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Okay.

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A little bit right now.

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We're gonna make it safe.

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Okay.

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We're gonna have a tag along so you won't go off.

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Okay.

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Okay

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Okay, okay

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Okay, yeah, just have him fly for like 20 feet and then bring him down. Oh my god

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Don't put him in the sky. Okay. Okay. Don't put him in the sky. That's terrifying. Oh

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Here we go, bro, ah

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Let's go. Let's go

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Chatter still not ready y'all do not hit 60 million yet. Don't hit 60 million. Don't hit 60 million yet

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Guys don't sell up yet. They're not ready. They're not ready one in the chat

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If this is a good idea to in the chat if this is a bad idea type right now before he flies I

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Think this is a bad idea, bro. I believe this is a bad idea

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These this looks crazy, bro. This is a

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These look crazy

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We're good.

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We're good.

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Are we good or no?

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Oh my God.

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Yeah, I feel it.

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I feel it.

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Okay.

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So look, I'm at like at 595, I want to be lifted up, okay?

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So make sure that the balloon rigs, so like yeah, so hold me at 595, I want to be, yeah,

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at 595.

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right now is hold me so it's it is so it is camera so it is camera right now

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I got him I got him I got him hold me up so it's a

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this camera do it I don't know so we said this camera okay so okay okay okay

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okay okay Chad at 60 million we're going up bro this is 60 million at 59

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We're going up

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1995

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Just go up now. I bet I bet I go up a little bit

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Little bit

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Okay, okay, I'm gonna fill in a little bit. Okay

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Okay

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Just hold me hold me hold me

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A little bit

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Don't go up that much. Oh my gosh. Okay. Oh, yeah, I feel it. Yep. Yep

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Yeah, but just slowly. Oh gosh. Holy crap. Okay. Yep. I know I know I know I know y'all

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Oh my gosh. Yes. Oh my gosh. Okay. Okay. Oh my legs. Oh my legs. Oh my legs. Oh my legs. Oh my legs

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Oh my legs. Oh my legs. Do not make please the balloons is getting me up

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Oh my legs guys. Oh my legs. Oh my legs

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Chat

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60 milli chat we're going all the way up

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This is dangerous

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Yo.

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Oh.

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All right.

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All tight so I won't fly out.

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I will, I am my young.

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He's got my legs, he's got my legs, he's got my legs.

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He's got my legs, he's got my legs.

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Oh, oh my gosh.

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Oh my gosh, talk about this 60.

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We bought this 60.

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We bought this 60 million.

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Here, get these evils, get these evils.

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We bought this 60.

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We bought this 60.

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We bought this 60.

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He's gonna instantly hit it.

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Here, somebody give my phone.

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Somebody give me this 60 million.

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Hold up Chad, wait.

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Here somebody get it.

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She's gonna instantly get it.

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Tell me when we get 60 million.

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Look at the sub count, look at the sub count.

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Bro.

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Yeah, it's going up like 1,000 every like two cents.

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Come on, let me go.

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It's time to go up.

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It's time to go up, it's time to go up.

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Come on, go up.

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We got 96.

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Hey, oh, get me.

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No, him.

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oh my gosh yeah what are we at 97 97 come on it's time to go up 98 oh my god

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Oh

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We have 60 million oh

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Yes, 60 90.7 99. What the fuck is that 99?

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99 oh my gosh, take my this 60. Oh

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What is that? Oh my gosh, are we at 60 million?

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99.7 everybody salvo. Oh my gosh

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We're at 60, 60 million!

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It's time to go on, baby!

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60 million! Let's fly up in the air, baby!

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Let's go!

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Let's go, baby!

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60 million!

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Let's go, baby!

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His head is cut, oh my god.

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Why is nobody helping him?

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Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.

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He's bleeding.

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Wait.

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You go up and down.

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Wait, you good?

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Why is nobody helping him?

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You good?

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Sixty million!

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Like it's soft!

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Green apples.

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Bro, his head is cut.

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Baby.

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Let's go!

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Let's go, baby!

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Sixty million!

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Let's go, baby!

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baby let's go it's a script let's go wait what it's a script oh baby 60

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billion let's go bro cuz I feel like if speed really foul slips would have

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like ran to him instantly bro I thought he deadass fell for a second I thought

01:00:00.160 --> 01:00:04.960
say you know what I mean like bro slips love speed if speed actually fell slips

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what a rant to him bro that's gotta be scripted bro wait but chat there was a

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pad under guys there was a pad under bro I'm at like I thought he was gonna fly

01:00:23.560 --> 01:00:30.120
what the fuck before I thought he was gonna fly me I got scammed I watched

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that for 20 minutes

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Bro, I got self-escript, I got scammed!

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But dude, I was trying to think in my head, I'm like, bro, I don't see how this is safe.

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Because if he flies up, how the fuck is he going to get down legitimately?

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How is he going to get down?

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It doesn't even, I don't even know a possible way where he can get down.

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High-bives call him.

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Hey, High-bives, it's me.

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You can see it's going to be lied to.

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Now we have to one up.

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You have to do it for real this time.

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Yo, speed did not fly.

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I'm not going to fly, bro.

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Hi, guys, I'm not going to fly, buddy.

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Okay, maybe not without a parachute

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that does seem a little, that could go wrong.

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It seems a little unsafe, just a little bit.

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So maybe we do it with a parachute,

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11 million followers on Twitch,

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If you live stream yourself skydiving.

01:01:34.160 --> 01:01:37.360
Or, hi, guys, if I hit 11 million dollars,

01:01:37.360 --> 01:01:39.620
or 11 million followers on Twitch,

01:01:39.620 --> 01:01:42.920
we could do a pizza party with cake and soda.

01:01:45.280 --> 01:01:46.880
Chat, what would y'all rather do?

01:01:46.880 --> 01:01:48.780
Pizza party or...

01:01:51.880 --> 01:01:53.400
Pizza party or...

01:01:53.400 --> 01:01:55.080
God damn it.

01:01:55.080 --> 01:01:56.520
IRL skydiving.

01:01:56.520 --> 01:01:58.880
No, no, no.

01:01:58.880 --> 01:02:01.080
Guys, no, no, no.

01:02:01.080 --> 01:02:04.160
Jixi, what if a game you go skydiving

01:02:04.160 --> 01:02:05.920
for a legend million, bro?

01:02:07.080 --> 01:02:09.520
Bro, we're realistically gonna hit 11 million.

01:02:09.520 --> 01:02:10.680
I'm gonna be honest, we're gonna hit it

01:02:10.680 --> 01:02:12.720
like at the streamer games, bro.

01:02:12.720 --> 01:02:14.880
We're gonna hit it in three days.

01:02:14.880 --> 01:02:15.720
That's fine.

01:02:15.720 --> 01:02:17.840
We could, there's planes over there too, bro.

01:02:17.840 --> 01:02:19.640
I'm not getting in a plane.

01:02:19.640 --> 01:02:22.480
I'm just gonna, bro, chill.

01:02:22.480 --> 01:02:23.320
I'm just gonna hit it.

01:02:23.320 --> 01:02:25.960
I wanna hit 11 million at my setup.

01:02:25.960 --> 01:02:28.400
Guys, I'm not doing skydiving, bro.

01:02:28.400 --> 01:02:30.400
High-vives fuck off

01:02:30.400 --> 01:02:32.400
Well, I was scripted as shit

01:02:32.920 --> 01:02:34.920
Yeah

01:02:35.920 --> 01:02:38.160
Bro, but I'm logically thinking in my head

01:02:38.160 --> 01:02:44.800
I'm like how is speed gonna go up in balloons and then get down safely doesn't even make sense cuz like once you go up

01:02:45.400 --> 01:02:49.240
Balloons are designed to go up when they're released. They don't go down ever

01:02:49.640 --> 01:02:53.760
So the only way for it to go down is to pop it, but then if they pop it, it's not safe

01:02:55.120 --> 01:02:57.120
It's not safe, bro

01:02:58.400 --> 01:03:05.400
Okay, so Chatslaying, instead of skydiving, go fuck a fan contest.

01:03:05.400 --> 01:03:08.400
Alright, and that's the end of the phone call.

01:03:08.400 --> 01:03:14.400
Jack, today we're going to be playing a $1 steam game, a $1 horror game.

01:03:14.400 --> 01:03:17.400
It is called Scary Games 2, the Mad Shepherd.

01:03:17.400 --> 01:03:22.400
I'm going to go pee, and then I'm going to go jelk, and I'll be back, alright?

01:03:22.400 --> 01:03:23.400
Ignore the second part.

01:03:23.400 --> 01:03:26.620
Yeah, I'm gonna go pee and goon and I'll be back in 10 seconds

01:03:27.240 --> 01:03:29.120
BRB y'all

01:03:29.120 --> 01:03:31.120
One dollar

01:03:53.400 --> 01:03:55.460
you

01:04:23.400 --> 01:04:25.460
you

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i talked to you all right bro today we are playing a one dollar

01:05:23.400 --> 01:05:25.400
Steam game

01:05:36.920 --> 01:05:44.920
Chat what is good bro chat are you guys ready bro? Are you guys nervous sad happy? Did you cry?

01:05:46.240 --> 01:05:50.280
Chat okay, okay, okay this game right here

01:05:50.280 --> 01:06:14.280
This game right here is called scary games 2. I don't even know that I made a one. It's called scary games to the mad shepherd. I did a little bit of research. It is made by Indie developer and it is $1 in steam bro.

01:06:14.280 --> 01:06:17.860
How good could a $1 scary game be?

01:06:19.500 --> 01:06:22.820
How good could a $1 scary game be?

01:06:24.440 --> 01:06:28.520
Let's see, bro chat. I wonder if it's actually gonna be scary or not

01:06:28.520 --> 01:06:32.820
I wonder if it's actually gonna be scary or not. That's what I'm curious about

01:06:34.000 --> 01:06:38.000
Do you know what I mean? All right, can this loading bar? Why is the loading bar going?

01:06:38.000 --> 01:06:43.440
My name is Azilia, I have been shepherding since I was 15.

01:06:43.440 --> 01:06:47.440
My relationship with animals has always been better with people.

01:06:47.440 --> 01:06:55.000
He likes animals, okay?

01:06:55.000 --> 01:06:59.920
Everything started with mutter he sowed, he called me his village meter to Sheepard.

01:06:59.920 --> 01:07:04.680
Sheppard, since I couldn't get along with the villagers here, I accepted it immediately.

01:07:04.680 --> 01:07:05.680
Okay?

01:07:05.680 --> 01:07:11.280
So he's a sh-sh-sh-sh-shepard, if you don't know, means sheep herder.

01:07:12.160 --> 01:07:15.160
When I arrived at the village, I felt something strange.

01:07:15.160 --> 01:07:16.960
The people were silent, too silent.

01:07:17.360 --> 01:07:18.840
Their gazes were empty.

01:07:18.840 --> 01:07:19.840
Okay, okay.

01:07:22.880 --> 01:07:26.040
So there's something creepy going on in this village here.

01:07:27.240 --> 01:07:29.280
The village chief showed me around the village.

01:07:29.280 --> 01:07:31.480
He showed me the river where the animals drink water.

01:07:32.080 --> 01:07:33.480
Finally, we went to the house.

01:07:35.680 --> 01:07:41.680
I would say, on the way to Mr. Grandpa, he was a strange man.

01:07:41.680 --> 01:07:46.040
He had mounted his motorcycle's engine on to his wheelchair.

01:07:46.040 --> 01:07:49.040
He was drifting on the village road.

01:07:49.040 --> 01:07:55.640
When we arrived at the house, it was starting to get dark.

01:07:55.640 --> 01:07:56.640
He gave me the key.

01:07:56.640 --> 01:07:58.840
You'll get used to it, he said.

01:07:58.840 --> 01:08:01.680
He didn't say what I would get used to.

01:08:01.680 --> 01:08:07.720
Oh, yeah, it's like five nights at Freddy's in a scary village. It's like five nights

01:08:09.840 --> 01:08:13.800
Come on then let me grab the lantern and go feed the birds bro

01:08:17.520 --> 01:08:21.620
Guys this game is only one dollar, okay, so I don't

01:08:24.280 --> 01:08:27.480
Lantern whoa, I'm lagging whoa

01:08:27.480 --> 01:08:31.200
Oh, how do you grab stuff?

01:08:31.200 --> 01:08:33.520
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:08:38.320 --> 01:08:39.440
Yeah, how do you grab stuff?

01:08:39.440 --> 01:08:40.280
What button?

01:08:40.280 --> 01:08:41.280
Oh, oh, oh.

01:08:46.640 --> 01:08:48.440
Yo, but I thought that's the lantern.

01:08:51.920 --> 01:08:52.920
Oh, I got it!

01:08:52.920 --> 01:08:54.360
Nice!

01:08:54.360 --> 01:08:56.000
Let there be light!

01:08:56.000 --> 01:09:05.020
guys it's only $1 so it's a little bit laggy this isn't creepy at all it's a

01:09:05.020 --> 01:09:11.660
chill little village the animals aren't here I wonder if they escaped I need to

01:09:11.660 --> 01:09:16.260
find them press R to call the animals

01:09:26.000 --> 01:09:33.000
I think my guy has CTE I think. I think my guy has CTE.

01:09:33.000 --> 01:09:42.000
animals where you at dude?

01:09:42.000 --> 01:09:48.000
it's valentine's day bro!

01:09:48.000 --> 01:09:54.000
that's my grandpa's wheelchair.

01:09:54.000 --> 01:09:56.000
Who just who just did that?

01:09:59.040 --> 01:10:01.040
Somebody just

01:10:05.680 --> 01:10:12.260
Someone's peeing you hear that who's

01:10:19.120 --> 01:10:21.120
Broken cassette tape

01:10:24.000 --> 01:10:29.000
Somebody drop the steamer!

01:10:29.000 --> 01:10:34.000
Sheep dunk?

01:10:34.000 --> 01:10:39.000
Animals, where y'all boys at?

01:10:39.000 --> 01:10:42.000
Shush, shush, shush, shush!

01:10:42.000 --> 01:10:45.000
Not that, not that, not that!

01:10:45.000 --> 01:10:49.000
No one calls out to animals like that, bro!

01:10:49.000 --> 01:10:53.000
What? No one does that!

01:10:53.000 --> 01:11:09.680
What in the world was the mad shepherd of right bro where are my animals out I'm

01:11:09.680 --> 01:11:11.680
I'm trying to take care of them.

01:11:11.680 --> 01:11:16.680
It's that Tim Cheese!

01:11:16.680 --> 01:11:21.680
What in the...

01:11:21.680 --> 01:11:25.680
Oh, shh!

01:11:25.680 --> 01:11:30.680
Bro, they got Tim Cheese in here.

01:11:30.680 --> 01:11:32.680
That's the Village Chief's house.

01:11:32.680 --> 01:11:34.680
A little birdie is there too.

01:11:34.680 --> 01:11:38.680
Let me ask where the chief is.

01:11:38.680 --> 01:11:42.680
He's not a pelican?

01:11:42.680 --> 01:11:46.680
Hello little birdie, where's the village chief?

01:11:46.680 --> 01:11:50.680
Birdie, birdie, where's the village chief?

01:11:50.680 --> 01:11:53.680
Oh, it's a toucan.

01:11:53.680 --> 01:11:56.680
They're inside with your mother.

01:11:56.680 --> 01:11:58.680
All right.

01:11:58.680 --> 01:12:01.680
You got your mom jokes.

01:12:01.680 --> 01:12:04.680
Really, bro. Really, bro.

01:12:04.680 --> 01:12:10.840
The Mad Shepherd was right what he told.

01:12:10.840 --> 01:12:13.760
I need to find him.

01:12:13.760 --> 01:12:20.440
Village Chief, where you at, baby?

01:12:20.440 --> 01:12:22.440
in the world!

01:12:50.440 --> 01:12:52.440
Die! Die!

01:12:55.440 --> 01:12:57.440
Let's get this done!

01:13:06.440 --> 01:13:11.440
What type of game? I mean, it's a dollar. Okay, the game is one buck.

01:13:12.440 --> 01:13:15.440
How did I end up in here? What the hell is going on in this village?

01:13:15.440 --> 01:13:17.440
I'm going to lose my mind.

01:13:17.440 --> 01:13:19.440
Yo, so the animals are like people?

01:13:20.440 --> 01:13:27.440
Jinxie, this is Game of the Year, trust me.

01:13:39.120 --> 01:13:42.280
This might be the best daughter I've ever spent in my life.

01:13:42.280 --> 01:13:44.560
I'm out of control here.

01:13:44.560 --> 01:13:48.160
This might be the best daughter I've ever spent in my life, bro.

01:13:48.160 --> 01:13:51.160
Shit, that reminds me of Terry.

01:13:51.160 --> 01:13:54.160
Oh, Terry! Come on, Terry!

01:13:57.160 --> 01:13:59.160
Okay, day two, guys. Day two.

01:13:59.160 --> 01:14:02.160
Somebody said average day in tarpon sprints.

01:14:02.160 --> 01:14:04.160
Hey, bro, it's day two today.

01:14:06.160 --> 01:14:09.160
I should go to the little bird. Maybe he'll tell me.

01:14:09.160 --> 01:14:12.160
Bro, but this guy made a yo mama joke last time.

01:14:12.160 --> 01:14:23.420
last time. Little birdie, what happened to the animals, bro? You'll stop making your

01:14:23.420 --> 01:14:30.840
bottom jokes! Okay, don't be mad, I'll tell you everything, but first, there's something

01:14:30.840 --> 01:14:39.920
to do for me. What does she want me to do? Stroke it a little? The bird I love is

01:14:39.920 --> 01:14:44.040
in the first house on the left of the village where house number four bring it

01:14:44.040 --> 01:14:54.320
to me oh he's got a crush he's got a crush bro house number four I got you

01:15:03.040 --> 01:15:06.640
I don't see a bird

01:15:09.920 --> 01:15:14.920
Somebody killed him!

01:15:14.920 --> 01:15:17.920
Or her, no judgment.

01:15:20.920 --> 01:15:23.920
Don't know if you're into wieners or whatever.

01:15:23.920 --> 01:15:26.920
Should I tell him he's dead?

01:15:26.920 --> 01:15:28.920
Bro, he's dead!

01:15:28.920 --> 01:15:41.220
Bro, Mr. Birdie, your friend died.

01:15:41.220 --> 01:15:43.460
Or your crush.

01:15:43.460 --> 01:15:45.420
Your friend died.

01:15:45.420 --> 01:15:49.420
He's dead, bro.

01:15:49.420 --> 01:15:56.020
What do you mean he's gone, you son of a- I didn't kill him.

01:15:56.020 --> 01:16:01.020
You're trying to maleponate me.

01:16:01.020 --> 01:16:04.020
I know, I didn't touch him.

01:16:04.020 --> 01:16:06.020
Somebody killed him, I don't know.

01:16:11.020 --> 01:16:13.020
Is that a cat or is he crying?

01:16:15.020 --> 01:16:17.020
Was that a cat or did he cry?

01:16:17.020 --> 01:16:19.020
This game's not really built out that well.

01:16:19.020 --> 01:16:21.020
Anyway, I'll tell you what, I know.

01:16:21.020 --> 01:16:23.020
I listened carefully.

01:16:23.020 --> 01:16:27.820
Before you got here, we had a crazy shepherd called the mad shepherd.

01:16:27.820 --> 01:16:28.820
He was a bit odd.

01:16:28.820 --> 01:16:32.700
He used to talk to the animals.

01:16:32.700 --> 01:16:34.580
One day this mad man became the village sheep.

01:16:34.580 --> 01:16:36.860
That's the guy with the bleeding chest.

01:16:36.860 --> 01:16:39.540
While I was grazing the sheep, someone called my name.

01:16:39.540 --> 01:16:41.180
He said, the chief said, you must imagine it.

01:16:41.180 --> 01:16:45.420
I sent him away.

01:16:45.420 --> 01:16:47.620
The next day the shepherd came again.

01:16:47.620 --> 01:16:49.700
The animals lost their appetite.

01:16:49.700 --> 01:16:51.420
They're grazing very little.

01:16:51.420 --> 01:16:53.700
They keep looking around, he said, the chief said.

01:16:53.700 --> 01:16:55.780
It's like this day, Tere.

01:16:55.780 --> 01:16:58.780
Yeah, I think this is an AI script, bro.

01:16:58.780 --> 01:17:00.380
They'll be here tomorrow.

01:17:00.380 --> 01:17:01.540
Bro, because some of these words

01:17:01.540 --> 01:17:03.740
don't even make sense in these sentences.

01:17:04.940 --> 01:17:06.860
Look guys, some of these sentences don't even make sense.

01:17:06.860 --> 01:17:08.340
I think this is AI.

01:17:08.340 --> 01:17:10.660
The day before yesterday, the madman locked the animals

01:17:10.660 --> 01:17:12.460
in the barn and then he disappeared.

01:17:14.380 --> 01:17:16.420
After that, the village chief hired you.

01:17:19.020 --> 01:17:21.300
One more thing, the shepherd's only good relationship

01:17:21.300 --> 01:17:23.100
was with the village grave digger.

01:17:23.100 --> 01:17:23.940
All right.

01:17:23.940 --> 01:17:29.400
If you find the grave digger, you

01:17:29.400 --> 01:17:32.260
might learn what happened to the mad shepherd.

01:17:32.260 --> 01:17:34.980
Wait, I'm going to hit my camera a little bit smaller.

01:17:34.980 --> 01:17:37.940
Oh, never mind.

01:17:37.940 --> 01:17:41.660
So find out what happened to the grave digger.

01:17:41.660 --> 01:17:43.020
Guys, stop saying pardon.

01:17:43.020 --> 01:17:44.260
I said grave digger.

01:17:51.300 --> 01:17:53.300
I need keys, I think.

01:18:09.300 --> 01:18:11.300
Who the fuck is that?

01:18:11.300 --> 01:18:22.420
Oh, you can drink in this game?

01:18:22.420 --> 01:18:25.900
Bro, I'm so confused.

01:18:25.900 --> 01:18:29.420
Everything's so scary in here, bro.

01:18:29.420 --> 01:18:42.140
Okay, does anybody know the combination or should I just guess 6, 7, 6, 7?

01:18:42.140 --> 01:18:43.140
Is it actually 6?

01:18:43.140 --> 01:18:45.380
Wait, is it actually 6, 7, 6, 7?

01:18:45.380 --> 01:18:50.980
I can't tell if you guys have told them you're not.

01:18:50.980 --> 01:18:55.460
How do I click?

01:18:55.460 --> 01:19:00.820
Guys, it actually is 6'7", 6'7"?

01:19:00.820 --> 01:19:03.060
Wait, what?

01:19:03.060 --> 01:19:04.380
How do I guess though?

01:19:04.380 --> 01:19:08.900
How do I click here?

01:19:08.900 --> 01:19:12.860
Arrow keys?

01:19:12.860 --> 01:19:15.460
No?

01:19:15.460 --> 01:19:17.460
Who's walking?

01:19:17.460 --> 01:19:21.780
Guys, it's not arrow keys.

01:19:21.780 --> 01:19:23.380
I don't know which one it is.

01:19:28.380 --> 01:19:29.380
We got a WSD.

01:19:29.380 --> 01:19:30.580
Love that guy.

01:19:30.580 --> 01:19:33.380
I swear to God, if it's 6'7", 6'7", I see it at all.

01:19:35.380 --> 01:19:37.380
Bro, if it's actually 6'7", 6'7".

01:19:40.380 --> 01:19:41.680
This is a moment of truth.

01:19:41.680 --> 01:19:43.380
No, it's not.

01:19:43.380 --> 01:19:44.580
Chad, what button is it?

01:19:51.780 --> 01:19:55.780
It's not 6-7-6-7. Enter? No.

01:20:01.780 --> 01:20:04.780
Chat, I don't know. I don't know what button it is.

01:20:05.780 --> 01:20:09.780
6-7-6-7 was a good guess though. That was a good guess.

01:20:21.780 --> 01:20:35.180
Secret drawer.

01:20:35.180 --> 01:20:38.120
Interesting.

01:20:38.120 --> 01:20:42.100
This game is very interesting.

01:20:42.100 --> 01:20:49.100
Jinxy, this is Game of the Year, do you think?

01:21:12.100 --> 01:21:20.180
Sounds like a creeper from Minecraft.

01:21:20.180 --> 01:21:23.620
That should look like Resident Evil food, chat.

01:21:23.620 --> 01:21:24.620
Did I do it?

01:21:24.620 --> 01:21:27.220
Guys, did I do it?

01:21:27.220 --> 01:21:30.220
Let's check House 6.

01:21:30.220 --> 01:21:40.380
Yeah, for a $1 game, it's about what I expected, bro.

01:21:40.380 --> 01:21:42.660
It's very laggy and some of the script looks a-

01:21:42.660 --> 01:21:57.380
Oh, there's blood here.

01:21:57.380 --> 01:22:01.940
It's- I went in here.

01:22:01.940 --> 01:22:06.100
Well, bro, I don't really know what to do now.

01:22:06.100 --> 01:22:11.100
Guys, the code is not 6767 SHUT UP!

01:22:11.100 --> 01:22:14.100
No, it's not!

01:22:24.100 --> 01:22:26.100
It's 3167?

01:22:26.100 --> 01:22:28.100
Wait, for real?

01:22:28.100 --> 01:22:30.100
For real!

01:22:30.100 --> 01:22:33.100
A lot of people are saying 3167.

01:22:33.100 --> 01:22:39.740
Bro Chat, I bet you the code is going to give us the key, like whatever's in here, it's

01:22:39.740 --> 01:22:40.980
going to be the key.

01:22:40.980 --> 01:22:42.700
Oh, wait.

01:22:42.700 --> 01:22:48.780
It was except, oh, I broke the game.

01:22:48.780 --> 01:22:49.780
The game is broken.

01:22:49.780 --> 01:22:50.780
Oh my god.

01:22:50.780 --> 01:22:59.780
Yep, the game is broken.

01:22:59.780 --> 01:23:12.780
I broke the game.

01:23:12.780 --> 01:23:27.460
Motha got it! Motha got it! It looked the other way! Maw him! 3, 1, 6...

01:23:27.460 --> 01:23:32.460
It was me. It wasn't everyone!

01:23:32.460 --> 01:23:39.460
Jeff, what now? What do I click? What do I click?

01:23:39.460 --> 01:23:43.460
He doesn't work.

01:23:43.460 --> 01:23:48.460
Guys, somebody's got another code.

01:23:48.460 --> 01:23:58.260
Guys, somebody's got another code.

01:23:58.260 --> 01:23:59.260
Now suck it.

01:23:59.260 --> 01:24:01.460
Okay, ban that little shit stain.

01:24:01.460 --> 01:24:04.460
Ban that little shit stain.

01:24:04.460 --> 01:24:06.460
Answer?

01:24:06.460 --> 01:24:11.660
Nothing, nothing.

01:24:11.660 --> 01:24:16.820
Try one, two, three, four.

01:24:16.820 --> 01:24:17.980
Bro, but come on, man.

01:24:17.980 --> 01:24:20.540
It's going to be more secretive than that.

01:24:20.540 --> 01:24:23.680
It's never just one, two, three, four, bro.

01:24:23.680 --> 01:24:34.060
It's always more secretive than that.

01:24:34.060 --> 01:24:37.060
It's three, one, six, seven?

01:24:37.060 --> 01:24:38.060
For realsies?

01:24:38.060 --> 01:24:39.500
Guys, I don't think it is.

01:24:39.500 --> 01:24:52.420
guess I don't think it is all right guys well we played the game for 10

01:24:52.420 --> 01:24:58.660
minutes and then it got glitched and then it got glitched hey you know what

01:24:58.660 --> 01:25:05.700
though bro for a $1 game that's the best dollar I've ever spent bro you

01:25:05.700 --> 01:25:10.460
You know, chat, I could have got a Hershey's kiss or a Hershey's chocolate bar, but I got that instead.

01:25:12.340 --> 01:25:13.900
I think my game glitched, chat.

01:25:15.660 --> 01:25:18.380
Cause bro, like everybody was saying 3167.

01:25:19.380 --> 01:25:20.140
You know what, chat?

01:25:20.660 --> 01:25:22.860
For a one-daughter game, that wasn't too shabby.

01:25:23.700 --> 01:25:25.300
Bro, that wasn't too shabby, bro.

01:25:25.900 --> 01:25:27.300
I'm not even gonna hold you, bro.

01:25:27.300 --> 01:25:36.300
Now it is time to hit diamond!

01:25:36.300 --> 01:25:39.300
Come on.

01:25:39.300 --> 01:25:46.300
Jack, lock in. Everybody put your hand on your reiner and start stroking it at a medium pace.

01:25:46.300 --> 01:25:50.300
Hand on your reiner and start stroking at a medium pace.

01:25:50.300 --> 01:25:53.300
Guys, let's do this.

01:25:57.300 --> 01:26:10.900
bro chat tomorrow tomorrow when y'all boys see me it's gonna be iRL tomorrow when y'all boys see

01:26:10.900 --> 01:26:18.500
me it's gonna be iRL chat i'm gonna do like five to ten iRLs a year bro and this is gonna be one

01:26:18.500 --> 01:26:25.380
of them chat not only is tomorrow iRL stream but it is basically the olympics bro like chat

01:26:25.380 --> 01:26:30.140
I'm gonna be able to prove to you guys that I am in an athletic fucking specimen

01:26:30.780 --> 01:26:38.220
Point blank period now chat. We're trying to hit diamonds today, bro. We're trying to hit diamond as y'all boys know

01:26:38.220 --> 01:26:40.220
Here's my plans, bro

01:26:41.620 --> 01:26:43.340
So here's my plans

01:26:43.340 --> 01:26:45.340
We're gonna get back from the streamer games

01:26:45.980 --> 01:26:53.220
On August 11th. I'm going to play the last of us part one and two all on a singular stream

01:26:53.220 --> 01:27:05.220
Then I'm either going to do an R6 marathon where I can't end the stream until I solo queue to champion, or I'm going to do Elden Ring DLC.

01:27:05.220 --> 01:27:14.220
I haven't decided yet. What should I do? Guys, vote up. We're going to do Last of Us because I'm not pushing that back anymore.

01:27:14.220 --> 01:27:20.220
But after Last of Us, what should I do? Like legitimately.

01:27:20.220 --> 01:27:25.460
Guys want to pull should I do out and ring DLC or R6 solo to champ?

01:27:30.060 --> 01:27:32.560
We could do both we could do both

01:27:33.620 --> 01:27:39.060
But what would y'all rather me do first? You know what I mean? What would you rather me do first is the question?

01:27:40.020 --> 01:27:42.020
chapter to pull I'm gonna add a

01:27:50.220 --> 01:28:05.460
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, guys, after the last of us, pull, which I'll want

01:28:05.460 --> 01:28:06.460
me to do.

01:28:06.460 --> 01:28:13.340
Because a solo champion marathon, we've never done solo champion marathon.

01:28:13.340 --> 01:28:17.100
And listen to this chat.

01:28:17.100 --> 01:28:20.720
This is the hardest ranked system Siege has ever implemented.

01:28:20.720 --> 01:28:23.700
I have never solo-acquired a champion.

01:28:23.700 --> 01:28:27.780
This season on console, I have solo-acquired every game.

01:28:27.780 --> 01:28:32.340
I have not duo-acquired, trio-acquired, I have a 71-1 percentage because I'm the truth.

01:28:32.340 --> 01:28:34.300
Shout out Anthony Edwards.

01:28:34.300 --> 01:28:35.300
Shout out Anthony Edwards.

01:28:35.300 --> 01:28:36.780
I'm the truth!

01:28:36.780 --> 01:28:43.820
Jack, today, if we could reach Diamond, today we could put ourselves in a really

01:28:43.820 --> 01:28:50.620
good positions to get champion in that marathon. But guys, the thing is Diamond to Champ is

01:28:50.620 --> 01:28:54.100
going to be the most heavy lifting. That's going to be the most heavy lifting. I'm going

01:28:54.100 --> 01:28:55.940
to charge my phone really quick.

01:28:55.940 --> 01:28:57.940
Please be a good map!

01:29:13.720 --> 01:29:16.220
Oh my god I have a diamond in my lobby. Oh my god I have a diamond in my lobby.

01:29:16.220 --> 01:29:19.020
Oh my god! This is the first diamond I've encountered.

01:29:19.020 --> 01:29:21.020
Pfft! In rank 3 put it out.

01:29:21.520 --> 01:29:23.520
ORA! ORA! ORA!

01:29:23.520 --> 01:29:24.520
BAN!

01:29:24.520 --> 01:29:28.840
Ooh, low key band fortress, I don't want to attack fortress.

01:29:28.840 --> 01:29:30.300
Theme park, I can attack.

01:29:32.000 --> 01:29:34.840
Bro, this is the first diamond I've ever encountered,

01:29:34.840 --> 01:29:36.080
Chad, I'm not even kidding.

01:29:38.320 --> 01:29:40.120
Wait, this is the wrong controller.

01:29:44.620 --> 01:29:48.920
We're trying to get diamond today, come on!

01:29:50.540 --> 01:29:52.520
Come on, Chad, come on!

01:29:54.520 --> 01:29:56.520
Come on chat

01:30:00.440 --> 01:30:05.440
Okay, night Haven labs we're attacking lock in great map. We honestly got the best map out of the bunch

01:30:05.440 --> 01:30:12.520
I have a slight today for students members. Remember chat full passion. I can't lose old passion today. Come on. I

01:30:15.480 --> 01:30:21.480
Have enough time to play for like two to three hours if I don't lose a single game

01:30:21.480 --> 01:30:27.160
I'll get diamond I'll get diamond in like two hours, but I need to play perfect like

01:30:27.680 --> 01:30:31.940
To rank up in solo queue you have to be the best player on your team consistently

01:30:32.360 --> 01:30:37.020
Consistently you have to be top-fragging every other game and that's what I need to do today, bro

01:30:40.100 --> 01:30:42.200
Jinxie I'm touching it to your stream

01:30:44.920 --> 01:30:50.440
So you're thinking about I have to play perfect after play perfect why a short stream because

01:30:51.480 --> 01:30:57.920
short stream today because I have a flight tonight and I have to get ready

01:30:57.920 --> 01:31:01.480
because the next two days we've got swimmer games.

01:31:01.480 --> 01:31:02.480
Pink!

01:31:02.480 --> 01:31:04.480
Lock in.

01:31:04.480 --> 01:31:06.480
I need to get diamond.

01:31:06.480 --> 01:31:08.480
Let's go.

01:31:08.480 --> 01:31:10.480
I need everybody to lock in, bro.

01:31:10.480 --> 01:31:12.480
I need everybody to lock in.

01:31:12.480 --> 01:31:13.480
Let's go.

01:31:13.480 --> 01:31:15.480
We're going right to diamond now.

01:31:15.480 --> 01:31:17.480
Come on.

01:31:17.480 --> 01:31:25.320
If I get diamond, I believe I'm gonna be in the top like 1% out of players guys rank 3.0

01:31:25.320 --> 01:31:27.240
It's not it's not some

01:31:28.120 --> 01:31:30.760
Short order. It's a tall task

01:31:33.920 --> 01:31:36.960
I'm gonna go ram because I'm the best ram North America

01:31:38.880 --> 01:31:41.920
Lock it full passion. Let's go. Swig of the coffee. Swig of the coffee

01:31:41.920 --> 01:31:45.460
You've located a bomb. Make your way to its location and defuse it.

01:31:45.460 --> 01:31:51.620
Right 3.0 is the best thing this game has ever done and it literally got me back into the game.

01:31:52.620 --> 01:31:54.620
Like champion should have meaning, bro.

01:31:58.620 --> 01:32:04.120
Well, I'm on my old controller with like my old beat-up control freak and it feels so good.

01:32:04.720 --> 01:32:05.920
Bro, it feels so good.

01:32:11.920 --> 01:32:21.920
of

01:32:21.920 --> 01:32:27.920
the

01:32:27.920 --> 01:32:28.920
I'm down here.

01:32:46.440 --> 01:32:47.940
Patience.

01:32:47.940 --> 01:32:50.140
Patience.

01:32:50.140 --> 01:32:51.280
That's why we're patient.

01:32:51.280 --> 01:32:52.180
That's why we're patient.

01:32:52.180 --> 01:32:53.180
That's why we're patient.

01:32:53.180 --> 01:32:55.820
That's why we're patient.

01:32:55.820 --> 01:32:57.120
Remember, to be an R6 champion,

01:32:57.120 --> 01:32:59.520
We have to have the patience of a deep-sea fisherman.

01:32:59.520 --> 01:33:06.680
Remember that.

01:33:06.680 --> 01:33:08.680
This isn't bad.

01:33:08.680 --> 01:33:13.800
I'm making the play.

01:33:13.800 --> 01:33:17.000
But not on cams, they're lazy.

01:33:17.000 --> 01:33:20.480
They're lazy, that's why they suck.

01:33:20.480 --> 01:33:33.480
I'm about to kill the real team.

01:33:33.480 --> 01:33:44.480
I'm gonna move off through my explosion.

01:33:44.480 --> 01:33:51.480
of

01:33:51.480 --> 01:33:55.480
death

01:33:55.480 --> 01:33:58.480
of

01:33:58.480 --> 01:34:00.480
death

01:34:00.480 --> 01:34:09.480
of

01:34:09.480 --> 01:34:35.480
No, no, no, no, no, no, don't peek, don't peek, don't peek, don't peek, please!

01:34:35.480 --> 01:34:37.480
Don't peek! Wait to do the fuse!

01:34:43.040 --> 01:34:45.040
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT

01:34:45.220 --> 01:34:47.220
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT

01:34:47.840 --> 01:34:49.840
God that should have been a triple

01:34:50.340 --> 01:34:52.340
That should have been a triple

01:34:53.220 --> 01:34:55.220
Oh, that should have got the triple

01:34:55.220 --> 01:34:58.560
Coop, think of it again for now, and I'll think of it again for the prime, frog think of it again for the prime

01:34:59.040 --> 01:35:02.120
King think of it again for the prime, famous think of it again for the first time in my life

01:35:02.120 --> 01:35:04.800
Not bad kid, not bad kid

01:35:05.880 --> 01:35:07.880
Ben you

01:35:08.000 --> 01:35:11.760
Jinxy try brawl hola into a future stream. I got you bro. I don't play that game

01:35:15.080 --> 01:35:21.560
Carried lol I had two kills and an assist and then I set up the plan you're a sack of garbage

01:35:22.440 --> 01:35:25.000
Jinxie sucks that siege. Thanks for the follow-up, bro

01:35:26.520 --> 01:35:28.520
That's definitely a new account

01:35:28.960 --> 01:35:31.240
So you know what I wondered where's Carter, bro

01:35:31.240 --> 01:35:36.840
Yeah, I haven't seen Carter in like months, bro. Where's Carter pink liquid with the twitch transcription

01:35:39.840 --> 01:35:43.600
James I need you to lock in tomorrow pandas. I'm telling you bro like

01:35:44.040 --> 01:35:49.860
I'm gonna win the streamer games, bro. Our team is gonna win our team is gonna win bro real shit real shit

01:35:52.960 --> 01:35:54.960
Our team is gonna win bro

01:36:01.240 --> 01:36:07.240
hell. Milkman thinking about him.

01:36:07.240 --> 01:36:11.240
I need to locate a bomb. Breacher thinking about him. I'm trying to get dynamite. Check

01:36:11.240 --> 01:36:21.240
out me. Come on, chat. It's a good start. It's a good start.

01:36:21.240 --> 01:36:28.240
You can see you're going to ruin it for your team. Barra.

01:36:28.240 --> 01:36:36.240
Chat, a little bit of a pro tip to never get your drone shot in Siege, always whenever you set up your drone in a spot that you like, get off of it.

01:36:36.240 --> 01:36:43.240
Now this might be weird and you might not understand why, but if you're on your drone it has a light, it has a light and it gives away the position.

01:36:43.240 --> 01:36:49.240
If you're off your drone, the light turns off and it's five times harder to see. Five times harder to see.

01:36:53.240 --> 01:36:55.240
Little bit of a fun fact guys, little bit of a fun fact.

01:36:58.240 --> 01:37:06.600
probably shouldn't be that it's a very high variance line

01:37:06.600 --> 01:37:13.600
I'm going to kill you.

01:37:13.600 --> 01:37:18.600
What did she just say?

01:37:18.600 --> 01:37:21.600
Is Ram Polish I think?

01:37:21.600 --> 01:37:26.600
Is Ram Polish I think?

01:37:26.600 --> 01:37:31.600
What did she say?

01:38:01.600 --> 01:38:03.600
I

01:38:18.680 --> 01:38:20.680
Is that

01:38:31.600 --> 01:38:33.600
Oh

01:38:54.160 --> 01:38:56.160
That has my skin

01:38:56.160 --> 01:39:06.320
Yo, what type of evil R6 is this? Bro, bro, bro, what type of evil R6 is this? My drunk

01:39:06.320 --> 01:39:11.160
gets clashed into a barrel and then I one tap this guy's head five times and he doesn't

01:39:11.160 --> 01:39:19.840
die? You need to work on your aim? Brother, I shot him square in the head! Square in

01:39:19.840 --> 01:39:33.260
man you need to work on your brain start thinking about the prime like what was that what was

01:39:33.260 --> 01:39:49.680
that actually man what the hell bro like I'm so confused man my drum gets glitched and

01:39:49.680 --> 01:39:51.480
and then I shoot this guy and I had five times

01:39:51.480 --> 01:39:52.640
and nothing happens.

01:39:52.640 --> 01:39:54.080
What was that, bro?

01:39:54.880 --> 01:39:56.720
Speed is in the moon right now.

01:39:56.720 --> 01:39:57.840
No, he's not.

01:40:06.160 --> 01:40:08.760
Hey, Jinxie, I'm gooning to you right now.

01:40:08.760 --> 01:40:11.280
Yo, bro, thanks for sharing that information with me.

01:40:11.280 --> 01:40:13.760
You're getting permanently banned.

01:40:13.760 --> 01:40:16.520
Jack, this is not like some free range,

01:40:16.520 --> 01:40:18.800
like this isn't Brazzers, bro.

01:40:18.800 --> 01:40:20.880
This is Twitch.

01:40:20.880 --> 01:40:22.840
This is not Brazzers!

01:40:27.280 --> 01:40:29.280
Spectrum, thank you for the cheer one.

01:40:30.280 --> 01:40:31.880
Kegel, thank you for the cheer one.

01:40:33.440 --> 01:40:35.760
Jinx, you need to invest in a Titan.

01:40:35.760 --> 01:40:37.800
Yo, Ozie, luckily for you, man,

01:40:37.800 --> 01:40:40.720
or luckily for me, I don't have a one inch penis.

01:40:40.720 --> 01:40:42.240
So I'm not gonna buy a Titan.

01:40:42.240 --> 01:40:44.720
Ha, ha, I don't have a one inch penis.

01:40:44.720 --> 01:40:50.720
Vagina with the five gifts in it.

01:40:50.720 --> 01:40:54.720
Jinxie, you're so fine, let me crack.

01:40:54.720 --> 01:40:56.720
Ten seconds to go.

01:40:56.720 --> 01:41:00.720
Five seconds to go.

01:41:00.720 --> 01:41:06.720
Permission to goon, question mark.

01:41:06.720 --> 01:41:08.720
Mara!

01:41:08.720 --> 01:41:10.720
I'm going in now.

01:41:10.720 --> 01:41:12.720
Please, sir.

01:41:12.720 --> 01:41:17.720
Brutal to Ash to not rush in. Classic.

01:41:28.720 --> 01:41:30.720
We have a naughty kitten.

01:41:30.720 --> 01:41:32.720
Yeah, we have a naughty kitten.

01:41:42.720 --> 01:41:56.360
Chad remind me to switch to my default drone so I can be more combative in place.

01:41:56.360 --> 01:42:00.040
Using a drone like this is just a one way to get to co-

01:42:00.040 --> 01:42:12.320
What's happening right now?

01:42:12.320 --> 01:42:22.320
What is this game?

01:42:22.320 --> 01:42:42.320
here's somebody

01:42:42.320 --> 01:42:44.320
We're loaded!

01:43:01.720 --> 01:43:03.720
One hour for remaining.

01:43:04.820 --> 01:43:06.820
Backing you to the network.

01:43:07.320 --> 01:43:08.820
Niiiice!

01:43:08.820 --> 01:43:10.820
There it is!

01:43:12.320 --> 01:43:23.940
Good work boys. Jinxy, hit your vape to lock in. Jinxy, how many hours do we have to watch

01:43:23.940 --> 01:43:29.140
to get your skin on August 11th? Oh, I forgot to tell you guys this. So chat. We were going

01:43:29.140 --> 01:43:37.740
to do my MVP mute bundle as a drop, but I saw people saying like yo bro what the fuck

01:43:37.740 --> 01:43:42.660
I bought the skin so then I was like, oh wait, that's probably a bad idea.

01:43:42.660 --> 01:43:52.340
So the drops on August 11th are just going to be alpha packs, but chat, there's something

01:43:52.340 --> 01:43:57.380
special coming to alpha packs soon that I don't think I could say, that I don't think

01:43:57.380 --> 01:43:58.380
I could say.

01:43:58.380 --> 01:44:05.060
Jen, I know it's an L, but bro, you got to think like people bought that skin for

01:44:05.060 --> 01:44:08.740
like 15 bucks and then if people get it for free the people that bought are gonna get fucked over

01:44:10.180 --> 01:44:15.220
i know chat hits a hell but bro i know but then the people weren't like complaining about it and

01:44:15.220 --> 01:44:17.540
like they're kind of right i'm not gonna lie probably join

01:44:20.500 --> 01:44:26.020
like yeah do you guys what like alpha packs are ass okay but there's something cool happening

01:44:26.020 --> 01:44:28.660
to alpha packs soon that i can't say what it is soon

01:44:28.660 --> 01:44:35.260
you lying bitch I'm not a liar we were gonna do it but then I saw people

01:44:35.260 --> 01:44:39.180
complain about it so I was like oh this is probably a bad idea

01:45:09.180 --> 01:45:23.180
What is August 11th? It is a 2v2 r6 streamer tournament. 2v2 r6 streamer tournament. I have like 11 people right now. Once I get all 16, I'm gonna tell you.

01:45:23.180 --> 01:45:28.180
It's gonna be keep up. Like the list we have right now is good.

01:47:39.180 --> 01:47:41.180
in the chat!

01:47:47.620 --> 01:47:52.620
My buddy walked in. He stayed out. Wow. Yo, is that Joe could be death?

01:47:55.980 --> 01:48:00.780
20 seconds. He's got a plant. He's in sight. Wait for the plant. You're standing on a drone hole. Oh god.

01:48:02.420 --> 01:48:07.660
I thought they might walk in, but then when I'm mad, why are we peeking? Why are we peeking?

01:48:07.660 --> 01:48:11.660
Oh wait, this guy's Diamond. This guy can do whatever the fuck he wants.

01:48:11.660 --> 01:48:16.660
This guy's Diamond and ranked 3.0? Daddy can do whatever he wants.

01:48:16.660 --> 01:48:21.660
Go now, go now, he's planting. Alright, never mind, this guy's ass.

01:48:21.660 --> 01:48:25.660
Yo, alright, let me explain why that was horrible.

01:48:30.660 --> 01:48:35.660
If you hear no audio with one second left, what do you think he's doing, bro?

01:48:35.660 --> 01:48:36.660
What do you think he's doing?

01:48:36.660 --> 01:48:41.660
If you hear no audio, located the diffuser, just call it.

01:48:54.660 --> 01:48:57.660
Yo, uh, bro, never mind this guy's terrible.

01:48:57.660 --> 01:49:02.660
If you hear no audio with one second left, what do you think is happening?

01:49:02.660 --> 01:49:12.080
If you had to guess if you hear no audio with one second left, what do you think's happening?

01:49:12.080 --> 01:49:18.000
He was so late to that plant that the guy ended up planting and getting away.

01:49:18.000 --> 01:49:20.220
That was so poorly played.

01:49:20.220 --> 01:49:21.940
That was so poorly played.

01:49:21.940 --> 01:49:24.900
Slim dog the producer one.

01:49:24.900 --> 01:49:30.420
Like chat it's dead ass that simple though.

01:49:30.420 --> 01:49:35.660
If there are two seconds on the clock and you hear no audio,

01:49:35.660 --> 01:49:38.140
the guy has to be planting.

01:49:38.140 --> 01:49:41.180
Because if he was running at you, you would hear it.

01:49:41.180 --> 01:49:42.420
So he's hiding from nothing.

01:49:45.060 --> 01:49:46.740
Jinxie, you're emerald kid.

01:49:46.740 --> 01:49:49.820
I'm emerald one, and I have 14 games played,

01:49:49.820 --> 01:49:54.460
and I have a 71 win percentage on solo queue.

01:49:54.460 --> 01:49:56.540
I'm literally the truth.

01:49:56.540 --> 01:49:57.740
I'm literally the truth, bro.

01:50:00.420 --> 01:50:10.740
I goon when you say ball right I'm not gonna say it play squirtle buddy I know

01:50:10.740 --> 01:50:15.340
you see this not today squirtle maybe when I get back from streamer games

01:50:15.340 --> 01:50:18.340
Secure the area. Keep the boss protected.

01:50:25.340 --> 01:50:27.340
This guy has my Charm Ws!

01:50:40.340 --> 01:50:41.340
Swim in bags!

01:50:45.340 --> 01:51:05.060
JG keep up the great work. Thank you, bro. Bro, thank you, man. Thank you, bro.

01:51:05.060 --> 01:51:08.780
When did you see tournament August 11? And then the Fortnite tournament should be like

01:51:08.780 --> 01:51:10.780
Ten days after

01:51:32.500 --> 01:51:34.500
Where the strong go

01:51:34.500 --> 01:52:03.440
Where'd the strong go?

01:52:03.440 --> 01:52:10.440
camera quickly.

01:52:33.440 --> 01:52:55.160
I'm going to crawl. I'm going to crawl over there. Do not rise in front of the window.

01:52:55.160 --> 01:52:57.160
Do not rage in front of the...

01:53:25.160 --> 01:53:32.160
Where for the plan?

01:53:32.160 --> 01:53:39.160
Start half-cuff the explosion.

01:53:39.160 --> 01:53:46.160
Mission critical, bomb, the fuse are activated.

01:53:46.160 --> 01:53:56.160
I'm one HP.

01:53:56.160 --> 01:54:01.160
Guys, but it was a 5B3!

01:54:01.160 --> 01:54:04.160
Guys, it was a 5B3!

01:54:04.160 --> 01:54:08.160
Why did everyone pee?

01:54:08.160 --> 01:54:11.160
Why?

01:54:11.160 --> 01:54:15.160
We should have been in the main menu loading screen, man.

01:54:15.160 --> 01:54:18.020
And now we're in 3-2 match point.

01:54:18.020 --> 01:54:19.540
Why did everybody peek?

01:54:19.540 --> 01:54:20.580
Why?

01:54:20.580 --> 01:54:22.180
I can't do anything in that scenario.

01:54:22.180 --> 01:54:23.740
Why did everybody peek?

01:54:25.060 --> 01:54:26.540
I'm 1-HP getting held.

01:54:29.220 --> 01:54:30.900
It was a 5-3.

01:54:30.900 --> 01:54:32.340
What do you mean ironic?

01:54:32.340 --> 01:54:33.300
I had to peek.

01:54:33.300 --> 01:54:35.380
It was a 2-2 scenario and he planted.

01:54:37.780 --> 01:54:38.740
It's not that deep.

01:54:38.740 --> 01:54:40.700
It literally is that deep.

01:54:40.700 --> 01:54:42.380
It literally is that deep.

01:54:42.380 --> 01:54:44.140
It literally is that deep.

01:54:44.140 --> 01:54:46.900
If not everybody peaked, we would be out of the lobby right now.

01:54:46.900 --> 01:54:48.020
We would have won the game.

01:54:49.300 --> 01:54:52.380
Also, if Vigil had common sense, we'd be out of the game.

01:54:53.340 --> 01:54:57.300
Vigil, if there's one second on the clock and you hear no audio,

01:54:57.860 --> 01:55:00.060
he has to be planting.

01:55:01.020 --> 01:55:03.580
Like this game's been out for 10 years.

01:55:04.020 --> 01:55:06.220
Use your brain.

01:55:06.820 --> 01:55:09.260
Use your brain.

01:55:11.100 --> 01:55:12.020
Fuck.

01:55:12.020 --> 01:55:18.500
If there's one second on the clock and you hear no audio, it means he's in the other side

01:55:18.500 --> 01:55:20.000
planting.

01:55:20.000 --> 01:55:23.900
Why did you wait till 0000 to start moving?

01:55:23.900 --> 01:55:28.900
If you move quicker, you can catch him with his pants down.

01:55:28.900 --> 01:55:33.740
The guy has to plant for seven seconds.

01:55:33.740 --> 01:55:41.660
Get to stare at the floor and type up a Times New Roman font essay for seven seconds.

01:55:41.660 --> 01:55:43.660
Why did you not move?

01:55:45.660 --> 01:55:46.660
Swapping!

01:55:47.660 --> 01:55:48.660
Shield out!

01:55:59.660 --> 01:56:02.660
Our accountability! What do you want me to be accountable for?

01:56:02.660 --> 01:56:04.660
What do you want me to be accountable for?

01:56:04.660 --> 01:56:07.660
I have not messed up one dime!

01:56:07.660 --> 01:56:10.660
I am playing perfect siege!

01:56:10.660 --> 01:56:14.100
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO BE ACCOUNTABLE FOR?

01:56:14.340 --> 01:56:15.220
WHAAATCH?

01:56:16.020 --> 01:56:16.980
WHAAATCH?

01:56:18.420 --> 01:56:21.540
You wanna be some crazy person and blame me for everything?

01:56:24.740 --> 01:56:28.580
Do you wanna be some- Do you wanna be some insane person and take blame for everything?

01:56:29.620 --> 01:56:31.860
What am I supposed to be accountable for? What?

01:56:36.820 --> 01:56:37.540
RELOAD!

01:56:40.660 --> 01:56:55.740
The game's been out for 11 years and Vigil's not moving when he hears no audio of the second

01:56:55.740 --> 01:56:56.740
lap.

01:56:56.740 --> 01:57:01.460
He has to be playing Vigil, which is not rocket science.

01:57:01.460 --> 01:57:06.260
Put the SMG 12 down for three seconds and start using your head.

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Yeah, here we go.

01:57:36.260 --> 01:57:58.420
I'm glad you're on it.

01:57:58.420 --> 01:57:59.420
Get on this camera, vigil.

01:57:59.420 --> 01:58:04.420
Good to get on this fucking camera.

01:58:17.420 --> 01:58:22.420
You better get on that fucking camera, I swear.

01:59:29.420 --> 01:59:32.400
I'm gonna enjoy the win you fucking idiots

01:59:34.840 --> 01:59:36.840
Enjoy the kill I'm gonna enjoy the win

01:59:37.540 --> 01:59:42.880
You fucking idiot wt man bro for knowing to actually stick that. Thank God

01:59:44.320 --> 01:59:47.200
Bro, Katie's a 1.3 win percentage is 73

01:59:47.980 --> 01:59:49.980
Yo chat. I'm not gonna lie

01:59:51.000 --> 01:59:55.560
73 win percentage in solo queue is nothing short of just fucking aura

01:59:55.560 --> 02:00:04.040
Zero accountability. You have to understand, I know you're like a silver, you have to understand

02:00:04.040 --> 02:00:08.600
if this guy kills me while he's baiting on a hatch because I only swung that because a lot of

02:00:08.600 --> 02:00:12.040
him is going to drop the hatch because I see forward the stairs and he had five seconds left.

02:00:12.760 --> 02:00:17.080
But because these dogs shit at the game and he's playing for his KD, because he didn't drop

02:00:17.080 --> 02:00:21.080
the hatch as early as he could, now might as you may have that extra second to the fuse,

02:00:21.080 --> 02:00:24.440
but you're not ready for that conversation. That's why you should sit back and grab

02:00:24.440 --> 02:00:26.440
some popcorn and learn from the truth.

02:01:54.440 --> 02:02:19.700
Like bro let me explain this because motherfuckers are pissing me off.

02:02:19.700 --> 02:02:26.380
I understand he killed me, but chat, like, because he baited on the hatch, we won the

02:02:26.380 --> 02:02:27.380
game.

02:02:27.380 --> 02:02:31.340
Like, he killed me because if he would have dropped the hatch and played for time, I would

02:02:31.340 --> 02:02:32.700
have shotgunned him.

02:02:32.700 --> 02:02:37.060
But because he baited on the hatch and wasted extra two seconds to kill me, now my teammate

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can diffuse.

02:02:38.560 --> 02:02:42.540
If you don't understand that concept, you're not ready for the next level of the game.

02:02:42.540 --> 02:02:44.380
You're not ready for the next level of the game.

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Security area. Keep the bombs protected.

02:02:46.380 --> 02:02:48.380
Malia, I'm thinking of a friend.

02:02:57.380 --> 02:02:59.380
Let it go and take some accountability.

02:02:59.380 --> 02:03:03.380
Accountability for what? I won the match!

02:03:03.380 --> 02:03:05.380
Gotta hate that word.

02:03:05.380 --> 02:03:08.380
Accountability for what? I won the fucking match, bro!

02:03:08.380 --> 02:03:09.380
What?!

02:03:09.380 --> 02:03:13.380
I went 7 and 5 and won the match? It's a pure game of Siege!

02:03:13.380 --> 02:03:15.380
What are you talking about kid?

02:03:17.260 --> 02:03:20.940
Accountability for why won the game I care I play for the win. I

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Don't play for the highlight reel. I play for the win, bro

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I said it I said it I said it actually don't mind this map

02:04:13.380 --> 02:04:18.380
That end, he just shot my body.

02:04:18.380 --> 02:04:20.380
Don't could be just shot my body.

02:04:20.380 --> 02:04:21.380
Did you see that?

02:04:21.380 --> 02:04:22.380
He just shot my body.

02:04:22.380 --> 02:04:23.380
Okay.

02:04:23.380 --> 02:04:24.380
Word, word, word.

02:04:24.380 --> 02:04:25.380
Alright.

02:04:25.380 --> 02:04:37.380
Don't could be just ran in and shot my body.

02:04:37.380 --> 02:04:41.380
This happened to 20 times.

02:04:41.380 --> 02:04:47.660
ran it ran inside once on the breach once inside once on the breach once

02:04:47.660 --> 02:05:00.740
inside come on team you got this you got this spade

02:05:00.740 --> 02:05:04.140
yeah I don't mind this map because I actually kind of have like some routes

02:05:04.140 --> 02:05:09.140
down attacking it's annoying but defending it's easy

02:05:11.380 --> 02:05:18.380
You got this, mate. Come on, team, come on!

02:05:18.380 --> 02:05:28.380
Still on the bridge, still on the bridge. That's a big kill. Nice! Nice, guys! Nice,

02:05:28.380 --> 02:05:37.300
guys! No, no, don't overheat. It's a good one. Yeah, Malusi's 1 HP. I would play very

02:05:37.300 --> 02:05:41.300
passive right now. But if he's 1HP, I would play very passive.

02:05:49.300 --> 02:05:53.300
Remember, he has to plant! Remember, he has to plant!

02:06:03.300 --> 02:06:05.300
Good movement, good movement, good movement, good movement.

02:06:07.300 --> 02:06:09.300
There we go!

02:06:09.300 --> 02:06:13.300
Way to fucking reposition off the noise, kid!

02:06:13.300 --> 02:06:15.300
Well done!

02:06:15.300 --> 02:06:17.300
Hey, Jamesy!

02:06:17.300 --> 02:06:19.300
Hate from Delaware!

02:06:19.300 --> 02:06:20.300
Mods!

02:06:20.300 --> 02:06:21.300
Bear this guy!

02:06:21.300 --> 02:06:23.300
Left with a negative auto though.

02:06:26.300 --> 02:06:29.300
That's good movement. He moved off the noise. That's good.

02:06:29.300 --> 02:06:31.300
Alright, we need...

02:06:31.300 --> 02:06:35.300
How many wins do I need for diamond? Three?

02:06:35.300 --> 02:06:41.620
I was nine RP in let's see let's check tracker pro I think I'm three or four off. I

02:06:42.180 --> 02:06:44.540
Want to say four, but I hope I'm three off

02:06:45.460 --> 02:06:48.780
Bro, we drop a good KD this game. We're gonna have a 1.4 KD

02:06:50.900 --> 02:06:53.740
Which I'm on a seven game when you speak that's actually insane

02:06:54.420 --> 02:06:58.860
Okay, I gained plus 20. I gained plus 20

02:06:59.700 --> 02:07:01.700
so I

02:07:01.700 --> 02:07:06.500
I need 80, I need 79, so I need four wins.

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Four wins straight starting now.

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That's perfect because I'm going to be live for the next like two and a half hours.

02:07:13.980 --> 02:07:16.500
Little bit perfect. Next two hours.

02:07:16.500 --> 02:07:18.220
So yeah, four wins.

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If I go back to back to back to back wins, I'm diamond.

02:07:22.220 --> 02:07:24.180
That's insane.

02:07:24.180 --> 02:07:35.380
Oh, I should have went in here all good all good

02:07:35.380 --> 02:07:48.580
It's all good in the hood.

02:07:48.580 --> 02:07:56.460
Why are you part timing today?

02:07:56.460 --> 02:08:03.060
Because I have to travel, ass wipe!

02:08:03.060 --> 02:08:08.140
approve butler with the one thousand bit donation yo don't go just wanted to stop

02:08:08.140 --> 02:08:13.900
in and say I've seen probably 35 other streamers live right now that are better

02:08:13.900 --> 02:08:17.900
than UNCG location secure

02:08:19.940 --> 02:08:26.060
I mean butler come on bro come on

02:08:26.060 --> 02:08:33.060
I'm going to get diamond!

02:08:33.060 --> 02:08:36.060
Come on!

02:08:36.060 --> 02:08:41.060
Today's the day!

02:08:41.060 --> 02:08:46.060
What are you for once?

02:08:46.060 --> 02:08:54.060
I thought it would happen after the flash.

02:08:54.060 --> 02:09:02.100
Oh my god, my timing is so bad, oh my god.

02:09:02.100 --> 02:09:03.940
My timing is actually despicable.

02:09:03.940 --> 02:09:08.940
He jumped in as I turned.

02:09:08.940 --> 02:09:13.060
Maybe only did that because he heard me reload, but ah, nobody says cut his name, it's

02:09:13.060 --> 02:09:14.060
be real.

02:09:14.060 --> 02:09:18.900
Alright, maybe this guy is.

02:09:18.900 --> 02:09:23.060
Did he jump?

02:09:23.780 --> 02:09:29.060
Yo, did he jump in off of me reloading? I mean if he did, that's pure respect

02:09:29.840 --> 02:09:32.620
Did he jump in off of me reloading?

02:09:33.980 --> 02:09:38.140
Oh my god, if he did that's respect. I don't even know what else to say. I

02:09:39.600 --> 02:09:45.940
Think he did bro, because like he could clearly see on his snake ability that I was staring at the window

02:09:47.860 --> 02:09:52.460
Now I'm gonna be honest if this guy's actually that stupid to where that worked I'm gonna lose it

02:09:53.060 --> 02:10:06.040
like if he doesn't if he didn't know that I was nice oh my god like yo this

02:10:06.040 --> 02:10:12.040
winning streak is crazy like guys this shit is cray-cray sisters I'm on a

02:10:12.040 --> 02:10:16.760
seven game winning streak my teammates are good every game and I play good

02:10:16.760 --> 02:10:22.000
most games I don't know my teammates are fucking goaded bro if I win this I

02:10:22.000 --> 02:10:25.000
I think we're three-off diamonds. Ben, thank you for the time. Love me to death, kid.

02:10:27.800 --> 02:10:31.300
Okay, if you got something to be real, I don't think Snake heard me.

02:10:31.800 --> 02:10:34.300
I'm gonna be honest. I don't think he heard me reload.

02:10:34.800 --> 02:10:38.400
If he did, that's pure respect, but, bro, I was like ten feet away.

02:10:39.700 --> 02:10:43.900
No one's picking up on that sound cue besides literally just me. I'm not even trolling.

02:10:45.600 --> 02:10:50.000
There's no way he heard me reload that hopped in. He's just a fucking idiot, and then he fried me.

02:10:52.000 --> 02:10:58.000
If he if that's so lucky, I should have just kept on the angle though, I don't make it

02:10:58.000 --> 02:11:02.800
better to remember to be an R6 champion, you need the patience of a deep sea fisherman,

02:11:02.800 --> 02:11:07.040
Reese's Puffs, make it better to find Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, eat them up, eat them

02:11:07.040 --> 02:11:13.800
up, eat them up, eat them up, be able to make it better to walk, El Ego, see here's

02:11:13.800 --> 02:11:20.920
the thing, in life, quote of the day, don't ever confuse confidence with Ego

02:11:20.920 --> 02:11:21.480
Okay.

02:11:22.540 --> 02:11:24.480
I'm so does with the past years as a

02:11:24.480 --> 02:11:26.560
person to do the right here and

02:11:26.560 --> 02:11:29.080
so I'm going to talk about here

02:11:29.080 --> 02:11:29.860
because anybody.

02:11:35.240 --> 02:11:37.240
Do you think that we're actually

02:11:37.240 --> 02:11:38.380
going off this game not going

02:11:38.380 --> 02:11:38.660
to live.

02:11:43.960 --> 02:11:45.160
No, no, no, no, no.

02:11:47.580 --> 02:11:48.900
Give me that you know that

02:11:48.900 --> 02:11:51.900
Give me that! Give me that!

02:11:54.900 --> 02:11:57.900
I'm not doing that, I don't know why. Maybe it's just...

02:11:57.900 --> 02:12:00.900
I guess it's just autism?

02:12:14.900 --> 02:12:16.900
The autismity...

02:12:18.900 --> 02:12:20.900
Actually, I want to say

02:12:46.420 --> 02:12:48.420
That night

02:12:48.900 --> 02:12:58.900
of

02:13:28.900 --> 02:13:54.900
23 time champion. 23 time champion. Remember that? I always have the upper hand.

02:13:54.900 --> 02:13:59.620
Do you see how aware I am?

02:13:59.620 --> 02:14:02.260
Do you see how aware I am, chat?

02:14:02.260 --> 02:14:07.660
And then we don't grow up because it's a 5v1, because I'm just a month?

02:14:07.660 --> 02:14:12.660
And I know he's baited.

02:14:12.660 --> 02:14:17.660
Nice, guys!

02:14:17.660 --> 02:14:22.660
Come on!

02:14:22.660 --> 02:14:25.660
Do you feel it?

02:14:25.660 --> 02:14:29.660
Do you feel the champion coursing through your testicles?

02:14:29.660 --> 02:14:39.660
Bro, it's just to be a 23-time champion, you have to have the patience of a deep sea fisherman.

02:14:39.660 --> 02:14:44.660
Wait, am I 23-time or 21-time? Let me actually check.

02:14:44.660 --> 02:14:47.660
I want to know this so I can drag it.

02:14:47.660 --> 02:15:17.580
Let's see how many times by a champion in Siege. All right, let's go to the bottom. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 23 time champion.

02:15:17.660 --> 02:15:24.660
23 times champion.

02:15:24.660 --> 02:15:35.660
Ora. I believe the word that the kids use for that is aura. 23 times, bro. Monkey, thinking about him. Everything to bottom.

02:15:35.660 --> 02:15:43.660
Nice AI. It's a public website called R6 Tracker. Kick rocks, kid.

02:15:43.660 --> 02:15:47.100
I'll tell you this here and now, boys, if we get diamond,

02:15:47.100 --> 02:15:48.380
you need to locate a bomb.

02:15:48.380 --> 02:15:49.900
That's a really good start.

02:15:49.900 --> 02:15:51.580
Like, guys, I've been on...

02:15:56.700 --> 02:15:58.660
Guys, I've been on console for three days.

02:15:58.660 --> 02:16:01.220
If we get diamond in three days, that's crazy.

02:16:03.100 --> 02:16:04.420
Well, three or four days.

02:16:04.420 --> 02:16:17.680
Diamond is for bots, y'all I'm gonna be honest.

02:16:17.680 --> 02:16:19.460
I disagree.

02:16:19.460 --> 02:16:30.880
In ranks 3.0 I think if you're a ranks 3.0 diamond you were a ranks 2.0 lower end champion.

02:16:30.880 --> 02:16:34.840
What's going to happen in rank 3.0 is the only people that are going to hit champion

02:16:34.840 --> 02:16:38.880
are like your top like 5,000 champs.

02:16:38.880 --> 02:16:42.160
So instead of there being 70,000 champs this season, there's probably literally going to

02:16:42.160 --> 02:16:43.560
be like 5 to 10 gags.

02:16:43.560 --> 02:16:50.560
So there's going to be like 1 7th of the champs there was.

02:17:00.880 --> 02:17:07.880
of

02:17:07.880 --> 02:17:13.880
the

02:17:13.880 --> 02:17:18.880
death of

02:17:18.880 --> 02:17:23.880
death

02:17:23.880 --> 02:17:29.880
of

02:17:29.880 --> 02:17:30.880
One one one

02:17:59.880 --> 02:18:29.860
I mean it's so hard to win that there it's worth it's a two

02:18:29.860 --> 02:18:36.900
before they're all on pixels, DMRs, TCSGs. It's hard to win that. I have to get

02:18:36.900 --> 02:18:40.700
channeled. I'm gonna have to take that gunfight. I have to take that gunfight. I have another option.

02:18:40.700 --> 02:18:47.220
All good, man. All good, all good, all good. Washed, washed. Because I died? Like, what do you...

02:18:47.220 --> 02:18:53.300
What do you mean, what? Like, because I died? What? Sharky, give all of them.

02:18:53.300 --> 02:19:02.420
All good, all good, all good. Here's what's gonna happen. They're gonna win this round.

02:19:02.420 --> 02:19:06.780
Our teammate's baiting, which is fine. They're gonna win this round and we're gonna win the

02:19:06.780 --> 02:19:12.180
downstairs attack. I still don't really know how I'm supposed to attack down. Maybe we

02:19:12.180 --> 02:19:15.220
ban like, ban that arcade and then we just get the wall, but the problem with

02:19:15.220 --> 02:19:20.500
getting that wall to just get C4 15 seconds you must recover the diffuser we have been

02:19:20.500 --> 02:19:27.500
eliminated it's crazy you gave up on Lee I play League um every morning and every

02:19:27.500 --> 02:19:31.180
night it's my favorite game besides siege it's probably my second favorite game

02:19:31.180 --> 02:19:36.180
of all time I'm gonna be challenger in league in three to four years I would say

02:19:36.180 --> 02:19:40.820
Fonsee they could have all I'd be like Nevada it's not challenger like

02:19:40.820 --> 02:19:44.220
masters illusion they were just one I'll be a masters jungler in like two

02:19:44.220 --> 02:19:49.380
years. Go on. I'll be a master's

02:19:49.380 --> 02:19:51.780
jungler like two years. You can

02:19:51.780 --> 02:19:53.820
laugh, I don't really care. You

02:19:53.820 --> 02:19:55.020
can laugh. The next league

02:19:55.020 --> 02:19:55.920
stream is going to be the gold

02:19:55.920 --> 02:19:57.180
push like when I'm close when I

02:19:57.180 --> 02:19:58.460
get back to like silver two

02:19:58.460 --> 02:20:05.260
probably silver two. How do we

02:20:05.260 --> 02:20:07.180
tell you gang bro? Check my

02:20:07.180 --> 02:20:09.420
up GG man. I'm literally messy.

02:20:09.460 --> 02:20:10.700
I'm the point of difference.

02:20:11.100 --> 02:20:12.200
Guys, when I play siege, I'm

02:20:12.200 --> 02:20:13.100
the point of difference in

02:20:13.100 --> 02:20:14.000
every game. When I play

02:20:14.000 --> 02:20:17.480
league on the point of difference in every game. I'm the goddamn truth, bro.

02:20:20.760 --> 02:20:27.880
All right, my teammate left to go get a pop tart on match point. All right. So we

02:20:27.880 --> 02:20:30.760
finally have diamonds in our lobbies. I wonder where to start seeing champions

02:20:30.760 --> 02:20:31.520
in our lobbies.

02:20:36.360 --> 02:20:41.000
Things he speed died. Check his stream. Nope. I was in his stream. He said

02:20:41.000 --> 02:20:41.960
green apples.

02:20:44.000 --> 02:20:46.000
Tom Brady!

02:21:14.000 --> 02:21:26.560
They went down and they banned it every hard creature these guys are locked they're my

02:21:26.560 --> 02:21:28.920
And they locate and defuse the bomb

02:21:32.120 --> 02:21:34.280
Yo, I'm I called it. I guys what up, bro?

02:21:40.960 --> 02:21:42.960
Great office

02:22:26.560 --> 02:22:28.560
This is located.

02:22:46.560 --> 02:22:48.560
Flashbang!

02:23:26.560 --> 02:23:56.020
I want to kill everybody.

02:23:56.020 --> 02:24:00.180
he's gonna lose to lesion i mean he is half healthy you know he has a shoddy but the shotgun's

02:24:00.180 --> 02:24:16.660
fucking broken thank god thank god i just your chat i just shit on century that guy got

02:24:16.660 --> 02:24:18.660
fucking smoke

02:24:21.140 --> 02:24:23.140
It's another win I

02:24:23.140 --> 02:24:27.000
Don't know what to say, man go to ask teammates. I'm playing good

02:24:27.500 --> 02:24:30.820
Bro, we are three wins away from diamond in chat

02:24:30.820 --> 02:24:37.020
I'm literally gonna end in like two hours. So I have enough time. I have enough time to get diamond. I'm not even kidding

02:24:38.020 --> 02:24:42.260
Three wins away from diamond. We're close boys. I'm gonna go pee pee pee

02:24:42.700 --> 02:24:45.820
75 win percentage solo queue Oh, huh? Oh, huh?

02:26:16.660 --> 02:26:45.660
All right, kids, welcome back to my stream.

02:26:45.660 --> 02:26:53.100
three wins away from Diamond. Chat do me a favor, bro. If I reach Diamond today, we're

02:26:53.100 --> 02:26:57.660
going to do a group guinathon where we stroke from ball to tip out of a medium pace with

02:26:57.660 --> 02:27:04.860
or without lubricant. I'm three wins away from greatness. Three wins away from legacy. I

02:27:04.860 --> 02:27:10.820
think if I go win, win, win, I'm going to be Diamond five with an 80% one percentage.

02:27:10.820 --> 02:27:12.940
And then I'd be on like a 12 game when he shriek.

02:27:12.940 --> 02:27:21.140
I don't know why chat, but like every time I queue right now solo queue, knock on wood.

02:27:21.140 --> 02:27:24.220
You know what?

02:27:24.220 --> 02:27:28.340
Every time I solo queue, my teammates are absolute units and obviously I'm an absolute

02:27:28.340 --> 02:27:29.340
unit.

02:27:29.340 --> 02:27:30.340
I don't know why.

02:27:30.340 --> 02:27:32.220
It's like, I just keep getting lucky bro.

02:27:32.220 --> 02:27:38.460
I'm literally just don't know queue chat, what is your siege level?

02:27:38.460 --> 02:27:42.320
If anybody in here has a higher siege level than me, I'll shit myself.

02:27:42.320 --> 02:27:43.820
What is your siege level?

02:27:43.820 --> 02:27:46.660
I'm 1,440.

02:27:46.660 --> 02:27:47.660
My eyes.

02:27:47.660 --> 02:27:48.660
All right.

02:27:48.660 --> 02:27:52.340
What is your, what is your siege level?

02:27:52.340 --> 02:27:53.340
Fix your drone skin.

02:27:53.340 --> 02:27:54.340
Oh my God.

02:27:54.340 --> 02:27:55.340
Mod that guy.

02:27:55.340 --> 02:27:56.340
Mod that guy.

02:27:56.340 --> 02:27:59.420
I probably wouldn't have forgotten that I'm not even gonna lie.

02:27:59.420 --> 02:28:00.420
I wouldn't have forgotten.

02:28:00.420 --> 02:28:02.540
Which, where do you go to change your drone skin?

02:28:02.540 --> 02:28:03.540
Locker?

02:28:03.540 --> 02:28:04.540
Or career?

02:28:04.540 --> 02:28:06.540
Is it locker?

02:28:06.540 --> 02:28:07.540
Devices.

02:28:07.540 --> 02:28:10.660
devices. Yeah, I'm going default. I'm going default.

02:28:13.780 --> 02:28:17.700
Chat, I need to go default drone skin and this way I can like be as sweating as possible.

02:28:20.380 --> 02:28:21.900
Where is default drone skin?

02:28:28.540 --> 02:28:32.180
Chat, where do I go for default drone skin? Where do I go?

02:28:32.180 --> 02:28:42.700
I'm level 1,441. I'm sure you are, bro. What flavor is your vape? I don't have a vape.

02:28:42.700 --> 02:28:52.020
Chad, where do you go for default? You're saying CTE? I don't think there's an option.

02:28:52.020 --> 02:28:58.180
I don't think there's an option.

02:28:58.180 --> 02:29:11.700
I just need a drone skin that's like dark.

02:29:11.700 --> 02:29:21.420
Yo I don't think you can do default drone skins anymore.

02:29:21.420 --> 02:29:30.780
unequipped the skin you're using currently, where there's no option to unequip it.

02:29:31.500 --> 02:29:37.500
You can't unequip. All you can do is change. If one more person says unequip, I'm literally

02:29:37.500 --> 02:29:41.740
going to shove this controller up my ass. You can't unequip. All you can do is change.

02:29:45.420 --> 02:29:46.540
Go to your attacker.

02:29:51.420 --> 02:29:58.540
Nope, it's not an attacker.

02:29:58.540 --> 02:29:59.860
What do you mean CTE?

02:29:59.860 --> 02:30:01.380
What the fuck do you want me to do?

02:30:01.380 --> 02:30:03.340
I don't have an option.

02:30:03.340 --> 02:30:05.380
I'm not allowed to un-equip.

02:30:05.380 --> 02:30:07.140
I can equip, and that's it.

02:30:07.140 --> 02:30:08.140
That's all I can do.

02:30:08.140 --> 02:30:09.540
I can't un-equip.

02:30:09.540 --> 02:30:13.580
My options are add to favorites and switch.

02:30:13.580 --> 02:30:14.580
Go to appearance.

02:30:14.580 --> 02:30:17.380
Okay, so Chad doesn't know, so you can't do it.

02:30:17.380 --> 02:30:19.220
You can't do it.

02:30:19.220 --> 02:30:25.440
yep you physically can't do it you can't use a default drone scan anymore so

02:30:25.440 --> 02:30:29.500
what is that like the rarest drone scan in the game then

02:30:30.360 --> 02:30:34.520
press on equipped bro

02:30:40.880 --> 02:30:45.360
thanks for telling me that bro I didn't even think about that

02:30:49.220 --> 02:30:51.220
YOU CAN'T!

02:30:53.520 --> 02:30:55.520
Go to operators again.

02:30:57.420 --> 02:31:01.720
You know what? I'm just gonna accept the L here that you can't unequip drones cans.

02:31:01.920 --> 02:31:03.220
That's how I'm gonna do it.

02:31:03.420 --> 02:31:06.720
I'm just gonna accept the L here that you can't- is it an Intel?

02:31:11.320 --> 02:31:14.720
Yeah, these are only for these individual ops.

02:31:14.720 --> 02:31:24.480
Slaps, I'm gonna unadd you just letting you know.

02:31:24.480 --> 02:31:25.480
Attacker appearance.

02:31:25.480 --> 02:31:29.240
Yeah, you guys are just spitballing, nobody actually knows how to do it.

02:31:29.240 --> 02:31:32.720
You can't unequip a drone skin, all you can do is change to a current skin.

02:31:32.720 --> 02:31:36.200
And then the default skin is nowhere to be found because this game is dog shit.

02:31:36.200 --> 02:31:39.000
Dusty, they can divide gifts into steps.

02:31:39.000 --> 02:31:42.180
She owned up a Dusty to chat.

02:31:42.180 --> 02:31:47.620
If I were a game and I had brain cells, which Siege doesn't, when you go to drones, the first

02:31:47.620 --> 02:31:50.300
option is to just be default.

02:31:50.300 --> 02:31:53.740
So like if I want to play the game competitively and I want to have a default drone skin, you

02:31:53.740 --> 02:31:55.220
give me that option.

02:31:55.220 --> 02:32:02.220
Dusty with the 10 gifted subs, she owned.

02:32:02.220 --> 02:32:03.220
You're a fucking idiot.

02:32:03.220 --> 02:32:05.220
Okay, so here's what we're going to do.

02:32:05.220 --> 02:32:06.860
Aiden with a 1.

02:32:06.860 --> 02:32:07.880
This guy right here.

02:32:10.200 --> 02:32:13.200
See, these are the psychopaths I'm talking about.

02:32:13.200 --> 02:32:15.880
Retard brain dead, you're a fucking idiot.

02:32:15.880 --> 02:32:16.880
All right, bro.

02:32:16.880 --> 02:32:18.640
So Aiden, here's what you're gonna do.

02:32:18.640 --> 02:32:21.880
You're gonna explain step-by-step in your next message

02:32:21.880 --> 02:32:23.840
of how to unequip the drone skin.

02:32:23.840 --> 02:32:26.280
And if it doesn't work, I'm gonna permanently ban you

02:32:26.280 --> 02:32:29.480
and you're never gonna be seen in my stream again.

02:32:29.480 --> 02:32:31.600
You're a retard, you're a retard, this isn't funny.

02:32:31.600 --> 02:32:33.080
I don't even think I'm trying to get a clip.

02:32:33.080 --> 02:32:34.800
It's like, bro, I'm literally trying

02:32:34.800 --> 02:32:36.160
to unequip my drone skin.

02:32:36.160 --> 02:32:45.560
Like you have a 73 IQ Aiden you are so fucking stupid. It's disgusting. You have a 73 IQ

02:32:46.560 --> 02:32:53.320
I'm obviously I want to unequip my drone skin. What is the clip? What's the clip if I can't unequip the drone skin like

02:32:54.920 --> 02:32:58.000
So Aiden here's what you're gonna do in your next message

02:32:58.040 --> 02:33:00.880
You're gonna explain exactly step-by-step

02:33:00.880 --> 02:33:05.520
step how to unequip my drone skin and get it on default or I'm permanently

02:33:05.520 --> 02:33:10.040
banning you and you're never in my chat again all right so everybody wait for

02:33:10.040 --> 02:33:16.000
Aiden and tag him Aiden you're on the clock oh that's his last message hey

02:33:16.000 --> 02:33:20.240
everybody wait for Aiden Aiden give me a step-by-step of how to do it or I'm an

02:33:20.240 --> 02:33:24.120
I won't love you're never typing my chat again I'm fucking permanently banning

02:33:24.120 --> 02:33:32.120
Give me a step-by-step right now, Aiden. Let's go. Step-by-step. Operators, attackers, appearance.

02:33:32.120 --> 02:33:42.120
Nope, that's not step-by-step. Operators, attackers, appearance, and then what? And then what? And then what?

02:33:42.120 --> 02:33:48.120
That's not a step-by-step, Aiden. I know you have a 15 IQ, but I need you to raise you to a 20.

02:33:48.120 --> 02:33:51.400
Raise you to a fucking 20.

02:33:51.400 --> 02:33:56.360
Why would your drone skin be in an operator appearance?

02:33:56.360 --> 02:33:59.880
Think about what you just said, you stupid cock sucker.

02:33:59.880 --> 02:34:05.080
Band-batch, what are you showing me?

02:34:05.080 --> 02:34:06.080
What are you showing me?

02:34:06.080 --> 02:34:07.080
That is all the message.

02:34:07.080 --> 02:34:10.080
Aiden, what do you do after appearance?

02:34:10.080 --> 02:34:12.080
What do you do?

02:34:12.080 --> 02:34:14.080
Oh

02:34:17.120 --> 02:34:20.160
And you can't wait to ban you out to this because I already know what it's gonna do

02:34:20.160 --> 02:34:25.560
It's gonna let me unequip twitches, but it's not gonna let me unequip universal so I can't wait to ban you

02:34:42.080 --> 02:34:57.280
Why would putting on a default drone skin require your operator's appearance with

02:34:57.280 --> 02:35:03.960
your uniform? Make that make sense. If the UI is actually that dog shit, you got it big

02:35:03.960 --> 02:35:12.720
bro. What? That's the whole world gone crazy. I'm in drone skins. Just give me a default

02:35:12.720 --> 02:35:20.040
drone skin option. Jixi, the UI starts here, but I'm gonna type CT anyways. Like bro,

02:35:20.040 --> 02:35:33.840
if I go to my drone skins, it should just be there. Period. It should just be there.

02:35:33.840 --> 02:35:35.840
that's a repeat from before now

02:35:59.840 --> 02:36:01.840
can't see cause of the pain

02:36:03.840 --> 02:36:13.840
I'm going to kill them all.

02:36:13.840 --> 02:36:23.840
I'm going to kill them all.

02:36:23.840 --> 02:36:37.000
That ain't... Alright Aiden, if I'm right you VIP me.

02:36:37.000 --> 02:36:40.160
I'm not gonna VIP you regardless.

02:36:40.160 --> 02:36:44.280
You spammed fucking retard in my chats one time.

02:36:44.280 --> 02:36:46.080
I'm not gonna VIP you.

02:36:46.080 --> 02:36:47.080
But guess what?

02:36:47.080 --> 02:36:49.640
If you're right Aiden, you won't get banned.

02:36:49.640 --> 02:36:51.800
Enjoying with the 25 gifted subs.

02:36:51.800 --> 02:36:53.040
Skiddy, biddy, biddy, biddy, biddy,

02:36:53.040 --> 02:36:54.380
she also dropped, biddy, biddy, biddy, biddy,

02:36:54.380 --> 02:36:56.200
and so on and so forth.

02:36:56.200 --> 02:36:57.560
Listen to what I'm trying to say, though.

02:36:57.560 --> 02:36:59.620
Like, everybody, slow down,

02:36:59.620 --> 02:37:02.400
get your hands off your keyboards for one second.

02:37:02.400 --> 02:37:05.640
If I go to the drone skins category,

02:37:05.640 --> 02:37:08.560
there should be an option that says default.

02:37:08.560 --> 02:37:10.180
If you disagree with that,

02:37:10.180 --> 02:37:13.640
let's get boxing gloves and settle this in a rank.

02:37:13.640 --> 02:37:16.200
If you're gonna type CTE in the chat,

02:37:16.200 --> 02:37:17.340
even if you're right, Aiden,

02:37:17.340 --> 02:37:19.040
the UI is still dog shit,

02:37:19.040 --> 02:37:21.240
But technically you're right, I don't care.

02:37:21.240 --> 02:37:22.840
The UI's dog shit.

02:37:22.840 --> 02:37:25.660
If I go to a drone skins category,

02:37:25.660 --> 02:37:28.680
there should be an option that says default.

02:37:28.680 --> 02:37:32.880
Like any game ever created ever in the history of the world.

02:37:37.520 --> 02:37:38.360
Secure the bomb.

02:37:45.040 --> 02:37:46.240
Nah, you're right, but it's not there.

02:37:46.240 --> 02:37:47.200
But Aiden, you see why?

02:37:47.200 --> 02:37:48.680
Like Aiden, Aiden, do you see why?

02:37:48.680 --> 02:37:55.580
despise you Aiden because like you just agreed that the UI is dog shit, but then you're spamming CTE

02:37:55.800 --> 02:37:59.580
Do you see why I despise? Do you see why I fucking despise you?

02:38:00.140 --> 02:38:07.720
You agree that the UI is dog shit and then you're spamming CTE and then you said this isn't funny by the way

02:38:07.840 --> 02:38:09.840
Like thinking I'm trying to be funny

02:38:10.160 --> 02:38:17.200
I'm going to the drone skins category and there's not a default option and then you're typing CTE

02:38:17.200 --> 02:38:19.200
Do you see why I fucking hate you, Aiden?

02:38:23.200 --> 02:38:25.200
Like, it's not funny. There's no clip.

02:38:25.200 --> 02:38:28.200
I'm trying to put on a default drone skin.

02:38:28.200 --> 02:38:30.200
And it's not in the skins category.

02:38:32.200 --> 02:38:36.200
Get off, Mazi. Um, I just got two asses.

02:38:36.200 --> 02:38:37.200
What's this guy's deal?

02:38:37.200 --> 02:38:39.200
I'm a 23 time champion. Get out of my ear please.

02:38:40.200 --> 02:38:42.200
At 24 out to this season.

02:38:42.200 --> 02:38:44.200
Get out of my fucking ear please.

02:39:17.200 --> 02:39:19.200
I'll go to see if we can find him.

02:39:19.200 --> 02:39:20.200
Heal me!

02:39:24.200 --> 02:39:25.200
Flopping back!

02:39:29.200 --> 02:39:32.200
On board, located a bomb. You know what to do.

02:39:38.200 --> 02:39:40.200
I've heard of the bomb.

02:39:47.200 --> 02:40:06.880
That guy's knocked.

02:40:06.880 --> 02:40:08.480
You walked right up red stairs?

02:40:08.480 --> 02:40:10.280
You didn't even jump?

02:40:10.280 --> 02:40:11.280
You just walked right up?

02:40:11.280 --> 02:40:14.280
Yeah, we need barbwire there.

02:40:14.280 --> 02:40:16.760
I mean, I don't know.

02:40:16.760 --> 02:40:18.880
I guess a Rooney doesn't have a barbed wire?

02:40:18.880 --> 02:40:19.820
What does she have?

02:40:19.820 --> 02:40:20.480
BP maybe?

02:40:20.480 --> 02:40:22.360
Maybe a BP?

02:40:22.360 --> 02:40:24.240
But I guess that makes sense.

02:40:24.240 --> 02:40:25.120
Probably don't need a vigil.

02:40:25.120 --> 02:40:27.040
Probably just need some type of barbed wire.

02:40:27.040 --> 02:40:29.120
Not having a barbed wire on red stairs in the big two sticks

02:40:29.120 --> 02:40:31.680
isn't saying, oh, that's the problem.

02:40:31.680 --> 02:40:34.360
He put the barbed wire in gym when we're holding CC.

02:40:37.200 --> 02:40:40.480
He put two sets of barbed wire on main stairs

02:40:40.480 --> 02:40:42.040
when we're holding CC.

02:40:42.040 --> 02:40:44.320
I've never seen this in my life.

02:40:46.760 --> 02:41:00.280
one's on the breach. I still have a grass cam. Two sets of barbed wire on a gym hold

02:41:00.280 --> 02:41:06.780
when we're holding cc. Insight, hop to the inside window. Why is no one inside? Do we

02:41:06.780 --> 02:41:14.340
have diffuser? Am I missing something? Why is no one inside? Blow it, blow it, blow

02:41:14.340 --> 02:41:17.540
Oh, why is no one in sight?

02:41:19.700 --> 02:41:25.160
Vigil I'm gonna I think I'm gonna report you vigil. Yeah, I'm gonna report you

02:41:29.620 --> 02:41:34.500
I'm gonna fucking report you why are you you guys know

02:41:36.860 --> 02:41:42.500
Why is there barbed wire on red stairs and why are there two of you fuckwits holding Jim

02:41:44.340 --> 02:41:46.340
INSIGHT!

02:41:46.340 --> 02:41:48.340
THEY'RE INSIGHT!

02:41:48.340 --> 02:41:50.340
Like,

02:41:50.340 --> 02:41:52.340
Yo guys, we're not holding gym!

02:41:52.340 --> 02:41:54.340
Do they think we're holding gym?

02:41:54.340 --> 02:41:56.340
I'm actually cur-

02:41:56.340 --> 02:41:58.340
I'm actually fucking curious.

02:41:58.340 --> 02:42:00.340
Do they assume we're holding gym?

02:42:00.340 --> 02:42:02.340
I'm legitimately like,

02:42:02.340 --> 02:42:04.340
I'm mind-fucked right now.

02:42:06.340 --> 02:42:08.340
There's two sets of barbed wires

02:42:08.340 --> 02:42:10.340
on main stairs.

02:42:10.340 --> 02:42:12.340
We're holding gym. Pointless.

02:42:12.340 --> 02:42:21.460
I mean, I'm I'm I'm I'm out of all sorts of words. I don't know what to say. I'm at a complete and total lost the words man.

02:42:26.700 --> 02:42:28.780
I've legitimately never been more confused in my life.

02:42:28.780 --> 02:42:40.740
Why is there, okay, one, why is there barbed wire on Main Stairs, two, why are two people

02:42:40.740 --> 02:42:43.940
holding Jim in a 3v3 with 15 seconds left without the diffuser?

02:42:43.940 --> 02:42:48.700
I literally said verbally nine times, I'm going to assume we have the diffuser because

02:42:48.700 --> 02:42:52.140
why the fuck are we in Jim right now?

02:42:52.140 --> 02:42:59.140
Alright, I'm gonna need to, uh, literally drop, uh, Hellstorm missile to win this game.

02:43:22.140 --> 02:43:29.140
and

02:43:32.660 --> 02:43:35.820
can you drop a kill your horrid

02:43:35.820 --> 02:43:38.600
classic classic

02:43:38.600 --> 02:43:39.980
everything's about kills right?

02:43:39.980 --> 02:43:42.980
this is why I'll always be fucking terrible

02:43:42.980 --> 02:43:46.980
get ready to engage

02:43:46.980 --> 02:43:49.980
not don't

02:43:52.140 --> 02:43:57.140
Hey, I have CTE and I just sold the round so I'm gonna tell you to drop a kill.

02:43:57.140 --> 02:44:01.140
I'm gonna tell you to drop a kill.

02:44:01.140 --> 02:44:05.140
Like you're fucking horrible, bro. Take that Call of Duty mindset to Cobb, bro.

02:44:05.140 --> 02:44:07.140
This is why you're dog shit.

02:44:12.140 --> 02:44:16.140
You literally just held Jim in a 3v3.

02:44:17.140 --> 02:44:21.140
And then I died because no one put barbed wire on the stairs.

02:44:21.140 --> 02:44:26.740
You guys were holding the wrong site in 2026. Get out of my ear, bro. You're fucking horrible.

02:44:41.220 --> 02:44:42.980
Yep, here comes the nine doggly calls.

02:44:49.300 --> 02:44:50.020
I'm so dead.

02:44:51.140 --> 02:44:54.140
I need to report to you

02:45:09.140 --> 02:45:13.140
I'm not just holding you for God, but do you guys play for anyone else?

02:45:13.140 --> 02:45:18.140
Every time I solo QC'ed, I'm the only fucker that gets stuck in the college

02:45:18.140 --> 02:45:19.140
Reloading!

02:45:19.140 --> 02:45:27.460
Like, every time I play this game, I'm the only motherfucker that gets a note that they call every time.

02:45:27.460 --> 02:45:34.960
Dude, literally just, like, oh my god, we're playing Jinx, let's still call it a nine times mode kill, I think we're deprived.

02:45:49.140 --> 02:45:56.140
Ben Mira. Ben Mira, Ben Mira, Ben Mira.

02:45:56.140 --> 02:46:05.420
You're jinxing. I'm not saying this will work, but try pressing the Equipped button. Amarith.

02:46:05.420 --> 02:46:13.740
I've tried to press that Equipped button 364,000 times. You can't press it. It's unpressable.

02:46:13.740 --> 02:46:15.460
It's literally unpressable.

02:46:15.460 --> 02:46:16.940
It's an unpressable button.

02:46:16.940 --> 02:46:22.140
Yeah, I mean, you know, sometimes you just get into these cues where it's like demonic.

02:46:22.140 --> 02:46:23.860
I mean, I don't know.

02:46:23.860 --> 02:46:27.700
They're holding Jim when the site CC with 15 seconds left in a 3D3.

02:46:27.700 --> 02:46:31.860
Like, I mean, that's like something a literal bronze player would do.

02:46:31.860 --> 02:46:32.860
What's happening?

02:46:32.860 --> 02:46:36.420
I literally verbally said, I'm like, they have to have the diffuser because there's

02:46:36.420 --> 02:46:37.980
no godly way.

02:46:37.980 --> 02:46:39.900
They don't have the diffuser.

02:46:39.900 --> 02:46:42.740
And then there's Barb, how about an open walls, please?

02:46:42.740 --> 02:46:48.220
Yo, yo, when to face it. When to face it. When to face it. When to face it. Stop typing to me kid

02:46:48.220 --> 02:46:50.220
I know you're in the stream get out of my ears

02:46:50.340 --> 02:46:55.660
Lock on ash and run inside. You have no understanding of this fucking game. Stop typing

02:46:55.660 --> 02:46:59.260
I know you're in the stream tight like just shut the fuck up. Stop.

02:47:00.460 --> 02:47:08.180
I don't even know who you are. Shut up. You're emerald 2. I passed your rank in three days. Get out of my ear, please

02:47:12.740 --> 02:47:21.380
Get out of my way! You are emerald too! I exceeded your rank in 15 games! In 15 games!

02:47:21.380 --> 02:47:28.720
You are ass! I don't know who you are! Stop typing to me! You are terrible! You're another

02:47:28.720 --> 02:47:33.200
horrible c.h.k. who has an ego, who thinks kills are everything, which is why you'll

02:47:33.200 --> 02:47:38.680
be awful for the rest of your life! You are ass! Stop typing please! I don't know

02:47:38.680 --> 02:47:40.680
Who you are. You have no tournaments.

02:47:43.680 --> 02:47:45.680
Yelling at a player and then I get spawned beats.

02:47:47.680 --> 02:47:50.680
Break this fucking camera. Break this fucking camera.

02:47:52.680 --> 02:47:54.680
Break this fucking camera.

02:48:01.680 --> 02:48:02.680
Fuck!

02:48:08.680 --> 02:48:23.320
All right, that was an overreaction.

02:48:23.320 --> 02:48:31.200
Yelling at some idiot on my team and then I get spunked by a TCSG on a pixel.

02:48:31.200 --> 02:48:41.200
You must recover the accuser.

02:48:41.200 --> 02:48:46.760
D.C. L. Ego.

02:48:46.760 --> 02:48:48.200
I don't know if you're like stupid.

02:48:48.200 --> 02:48:51.040
This guy's been harassing me and all chat the entire game.

02:48:51.040 --> 02:48:52.400
I'm not even like saying anything.

02:48:52.400 --> 02:48:54.120
I'm not even typing to him.

02:48:54.120 --> 02:48:57.200
This guy's in my stream harassing me and all chat.

02:48:57.200 --> 02:48:58.200
There's no ego.

02:48:58.200 --> 02:48:59.720
This guy's just fucking harassing me.

02:48:59.720 --> 02:49:06.720
i don't know who he is and i know he's shit at the game

02:49:07.940 --> 02:49:14.940
l ego this guy this guy is harassing me

02:49:17.940 --> 02:49:22.940
now play the victim classic joey you're getting you're getting banned

02:49:22.940 --> 02:49:26.240
joey you're getting fucking banned like joey you're getting fucking banned

02:49:26.240 --> 02:49:31.600
now play the victim classic this guy's been attacking me for 15 minutes straight i haven't

02:49:31.600 --> 02:49:37.200
went to voice chat once i haven't typed one time this guy's been on my nuts for 15 minutes about

02:49:37.200 --> 02:49:41.120
kills one friendly operator

02:49:44.480 --> 02:49:48.960
we can easily come back if i just stop getting these like demonic deaths we can easily come back

02:49:48.960 --> 02:49:57.200
We can easily come back. I just have to stop dying to like insanity and we're all good

02:49:57.200 --> 02:50:05.280
Easy come back for eliminated all friendly GGs. Yo, it's not GGs. We're down by two rounds

02:50:05.280 --> 02:50:13.960
Like are you a fucking coward? It's not GGs. We're down two rounds. Have you never had a two round come back before?

02:50:13.960 --> 02:50:18.040
We're down two rounds, bro.

02:50:18.040 --> 02:50:26.360
It's not GG, stop being a fucking baby and we can win.

02:50:26.360 --> 02:50:30.160
D5 to be 1 and 4, you're so shit, it's not even funny.

02:50:30.160 --> 02:50:32.400
0 and 3 on my team.

02:50:32.400 --> 02:50:39.280
See this is what every infant does that plays this game, is they just mentioned KD because

02:50:39.280 --> 02:50:45.040
their brain can't understand anything beyond kills and deaths which is why this guy's emerald 2

02:50:45.600 --> 02:50:51.280
a month into the season and I'm emerald 1 in 3 days like literally flat out this guy's emerald

02:50:51.280 --> 02:50:56.560
2 a month into the season I'm emerald 1 in 3 days because you care about kills and keep auto

02:50:56.560 --> 02:51:01.120
locking ash spoiler or you're never going to get champion right 3 point out you will forever

02:51:01.120 --> 02:51:11.200
be a ranked 2.0 for all. Because like here's the part about that CTE. It's like you're bringing up

02:51:11.200 --> 02:51:17.200
that I'm going 0 and 3 which is fine but you've gone 0 and 3 before. Like here's the fact of the

02:51:17.200 --> 02:51:23.040
matter right? In a 3v3 scenario you thought it was a good idea to hide on the other side of the

02:51:23.040 --> 02:51:28.240
building with 15 seconds left. You are trash, you will forever be trash. Your decision-making

02:51:28.240 --> 02:51:33.040
is trash. I can go 0-3, everybody that's ever played C just gone 0-3 before. I don't

02:51:33.040 --> 02:51:36.280
care if you bring up my KD. One of my deaths is because you guys didn't put barbed wire

02:51:36.280 --> 02:51:39.200
on red stairs, but that's the thing here and over there. You put barbed wire on fucking

02:51:39.200 --> 02:51:47.120
metal. I'm champ 4 right now. Yeah, and I flew to the moon. Get out of my ear, get

02:51:47.120 --> 02:51:52.400
out of my screen. You are ass. You can bring up my KD if me going 0-3 for the first

02:51:52.400 --> 02:51:56.720
time all season, I don't care. Everybody that's ever played C just gone 0-3 before.

02:51:56.720 --> 02:52:00.880
The facts of the matter is, in a 3v3 scenario, you thought it was a good idea to hide in

02:52:00.880 --> 02:52:05.120
the bathroom of Jim with 15 seconds left while they're walking in sight.

02:52:05.120 --> 02:52:08.420
Because of your decision making, you're a trash player.

02:52:08.420 --> 02:52:11.640
I don't care that I'm going 0 and 3, everyone goes 0 and 3.

02:52:11.640 --> 02:52:15.760
I would never in my life hide in the building with 15 seconds left.

02:52:15.760 --> 02:52:16.760
You're trash.

02:52:16.760 --> 02:52:17.760
Why Zodz?

02:52:17.760 --> 02:52:20.920
Yo bro, I don't know who you are.

02:52:20.920 --> 02:52:21.920
I can't dodge you.

02:52:21.920 --> 02:52:23.920
I don't know who you are bro.

02:52:23.920 --> 02:52:25.920
Who are you?

02:52:25.920 --> 02:52:32.080
who the fuck is that guy I don't know who you are I don't know who you are I

02:52:32.080 --> 02:52:36.240
don't know who you are I can't dodge I physically don't know who the fuck you

02:52:36.240 --> 02:52:44.480
are keep dick riding me in all chat yep yeah what do you want me to do throw the

02:52:44.480 --> 02:52:51.480
I have a team killed in like 3 seconds here.

02:53:15.420 --> 02:53:17.420
Wait what?

02:53:18.980 --> 02:53:21.280
Well, you don't take damage to electric anymore

02:53:26.600 --> 02:53:28.600
Wait

02:53:31.400 --> 02:53:33.400
You don't take damage to electric

02:53:33.400 --> 02:53:46.680
this is the most evil game of seed I've ever played in my fucking life

02:53:46.680 --> 02:54:00.920
electricity does no damage what since when and then I get ran out on like oh

02:54:00.920 --> 02:54:02.920
Oh, I'm really losing in here, man.

02:54:10.120 --> 02:54:12.120
Top rush. Top rush.

02:54:21.520 --> 02:54:26.520
He's top rush. I don't know what you're aiming at, Ash. He's top rush. I've pinged it 15 times.

02:54:26.520 --> 02:54:39.520
He's behind the Azami. Like over here. Just bland. Just bland. Where's the defuser?

02:54:39.520 --> 02:54:52.280
Alright, just walk out of my gas bucket. Why not grab the defuser? Why not? Why not

02:54:52.280 --> 02:54:58.680
got that if you you know Valiant yo yo mr. Emerald to I don't give a flying fuck

02:54:58.680 --> 02:55:03.480
that I'm on for you could have just grabbed the diffuser and planted you

02:55:03.480 --> 02:55:09.360
walked to the door are you are you a real human being I'm legitimately are

02:55:09.360 --> 02:55:22.040
you a real person bro like oh my god I don't know yeah bring up by Katie

02:55:22.040 --> 02:55:24.480
because you have the comprehension skills of a rock.

02:55:25.980 --> 02:55:31.840
Yo, uh, Mr. Emerald II guy, I don't even, I don't, I've gone 0 and 4 one time this season.

02:55:31.840 --> 02:55:34.800
You can keep bringing that up. You are literally a dumbass.

02:55:34.800 --> 02:55:40.960
There was 26 seconds on the clock. You ran past the diffuser and walked into a rune

02:55:40.960 --> 02:55:44.420
when he's 100 feet above you on an Asami pixel peak.

02:55:44.420 --> 02:55:46.920
You're gonna survive that 10% of the time.

02:55:47.580 --> 02:55:49.580
You're actually fucking stupid.

02:55:52.040 --> 02:55:54.280
Yeah, guys, throw my top to disaster.

02:55:54.280 --> 02:56:02.080
I got ran out on and literally instantly fried Johnny DeGrabba.

02:56:02.080 --> 02:56:03.080
He's not even tilting me.

02:56:03.080 --> 02:56:04.080
El bully, man.

02:56:04.080 --> 02:56:06.920
Yo, bro, this guy's been harassing me and all chat the entire time.

02:56:06.920 --> 02:56:08.800
How many times do I have to say this?

02:56:08.800 --> 02:56:10.240
This guy's to Emerald 2.

02:56:10.240 --> 02:56:15.480
Yo, Valio and Yo-Yo, I passed your rank in three days and you've probably been queuing

02:56:15.480 --> 02:56:16.480
for a month.

02:56:16.480 --> 02:56:17.480
I'm going to check your...

02:56:17.480 --> 02:56:18.480
I'm about one, if you want to go.

02:56:18.480 --> 02:56:19.480
I'm not giving you attention.

02:56:19.480 --> 02:56:20.480
I know Valio and Yo-Yo.

02:56:20.480 --> 02:56:27.100
I'm gonna go out to this game. I'm never gonna speak to you again in my fucking life man. I'm never gonna talk to you again

02:56:27.100 --> 02:56:31.480
I know you want to love you on me for like attention bro. I'm good. I don't care

02:56:31.480 --> 02:56:36.380
I'm gonna get this win and get out of here. It doesn't change the fact that you have the decision-making of an infant

02:56:38.000 --> 02:56:43.760
And like you can keep bringing up my KD go to my r6 tracker. I've gone 0 and 4 0 times this season

02:56:43.840 --> 02:56:45.840
It's clearly a fluke-ass game

02:56:46.560 --> 02:56:48.800
So I think I'm gonna tip one. I'm not thinking about it

02:56:50.480 --> 02:56:56.480
I'm not giving you attention. I'm good, bro. Get the fuck out of my ear, please.

02:57:02.480 --> 02:57:06.480
Third Smurf just to be in your rank, I'm sure it is. I can't wait to see it.

02:57:06.480 --> 02:57:12.480
He's gonna be like level 900. He's gonna say, Third Smurf just to be in your rank.

02:57:12.480 --> 02:57:15.480
You're right, I have 15 games played, bro.

02:57:15.480 --> 02:57:22.080
It's his third account sure I'm sure it is

02:57:37.240 --> 02:57:39.480
I'm gonna check his account he's gonna be level 900

02:58:15.480 --> 02:58:17.480
Looks like they're coming to the right.

02:58:31.480 --> 02:58:34.480
I'm legitimately curious, what are you aiming at right now?

02:58:34.480 --> 02:58:36.480
Let's already walked in this room.

02:58:36.480 --> 02:58:38.480
What are you aiming at?

02:58:45.480 --> 02:58:47.480
We're definitely gonna get flanked by Vigil.

02:58:54.240 --> 02:58:57.040
I'm like a hundred percent sure we're gonna get flanked by Vigil.

02:59:46.480 --> 02:59:48.480
Let's just walk in

03:00:03.840 --> 03:00:15.400
Yes, I'm so curious

03:00:15.480 --> 03:00:22.440
Yo, I'm so curious, man.

03:00:22.440 --> 03:00:27.360
So Valiant Yoyo, the guy that's been harassing me the entire game.

03:00:27.360 --> 03:00:33.120
You stared at CCTV when Blitz cleared that room 30 seconds prior.

03:00:33.120 --> 03:00:37.560
You're on ash and you didn't break a castle barricade.

03:00:37.560 --> 03:00:39.200
What do you even do, bro?

03:00:39.200 --> 03:00:42.440
Like you're on ash and we almost lost due to time.

03:00:42.440 --> 03:00:46.760
Like this guy doesn't even understand how detrimental of a human being to a team he is.

03:00:54.120 --> 03:00:57.720
One and four. Yo dude, I don't know how many times I have to explain this. Guys,

03:00:59.400 --> 03:01:04.680
if your only deduction of siege performance in a game is somebody's kill to death ratio,

03:01:04.680 --> 03:01:11.160
you will forever be horrible at siege. I'm sorry. Like I only spit facts. Like if your only

03:01:11.160 --> 03:01:15.640
deduction is like how many kills and deaths somebody has as their siege performance in

03:01:15.640 --> 03:01:23.080
an entire ranked match you will forever be offled up the game period period like period period

03:01:24.440 --> 03:01:27.080
period i'm just not the way to explain it

03:01:41.160 --> 03:01:48.160
I'm not sure.

03:01:48.160 --> 03:01:53.160
10 seconds remaining.

03:01:53.160 --> 03:01:58.160
10 seconds to insertion.

03:01:58.160 --> 03:02:03.160
Keep an eye out for op 4 and testing to defuse your bomb.

03:02:03.160 --> 03:02:05.160
Don't try it.

03:02:05.160 --> 03:02:10.160
Keep jumping into your account's feed.

03:02:10.160 --> 03:02:12.160
your account's been

03:02:16.160 --> 03:02:18.160
Can you see this glitch I asked?

03:02:21.160 --> 03:02:23.160
Can you guys see this glitch?

03:02:36.160 --> 03:02:38.160
He just tried to team kill

03:02:38.160 --> 03:02:41.160
What is this kid doing?

03:02:41.160 --> 03:02:46.520
No team kill me, I can't wait to call the dev, team kill me.

03:02:46.520 --> 03:02:49.600
Please do it.

03:02:49.600 --> 03:03:00.480
Little fucking degenerate.

03:03:00.480 --> 03:03:01.480
Please team kill me.

03:03:01.480 --> 03:03:04.680
Little emerald 2 shit stain.

03:03:04.680 --> 03:03:07.440
Pass your rank in 3 days, bro.

03:03:07.440 --> 03:03:12.440
I can't wait for you to say it's your third account when you're literally gonna be like level 900. Can't wait for that.

03:03:37.440 --> 03:03:58.920
You sound like a fucking loser, Jigsie.

03:03:58.920 --> 03:04:04.440
Your name is Torta Enjoyer on Twitch.

03:04:04.440 --> 03:04:11.440
your twitch username is tortandjoyer

03:04:11.440 --> 03:04:18.440
nice mazzi where are you going? like do you hear? like do you see why i hate this kid?

03:04:18.440 --> 03:04:25.440
i don't know man i just got the first pick, retreated back to site and i'm holding blue

03:04:34.440 --> 03:04:41.440
I can't hit so many bullets I have.

03:04:41.440 --> 03:04:44.440
Best angle in the game though.

03:04:44.440 --> 03:04:46.440
Op4 is located in bomb.

03:04:46.440 --> 03:04:49.440
You know what to do.

03:04:49.440 --> 03:04:53.440
Op4, last operator standing.

03:04:53.440 --> 03:04:57.440
Just that second spot.

03:04:57.440 --> 03:05:01.440
Come on!

03:05:01.440 --> 03:05:03.440
Come on!

03:05:08.820 --> 03:05:12.880
Call the death equals R6 princess. Nope. If you

03:05:14.160 --> 03:05:19.520
Harass me in all chat for 35 minutes continuously and then team kill me. Yep. I'm gonna call the death

03:05:19.800 --> 03:05:26.560
Your griefing that is in the R6 TOS. You can't queue ranked matches to intentionally grief. All right

03:05:26.560 --> 03:05:33.660
Just because I'm Nicholas Stewart doesn't mean you get to be a little demon spawn if you grief. I'm going holy bait

03:05:33.660 --> 03:05:35.660
I got the first pick

03:05:36.040 --> 03:05:40.980
Holy bait, I got the first pick cry baby. No, bro. Please team kill me. I'll call a dev instantly

03:05:40.980 --> 03:05:42.980
I've been wanting to beam you since the game started

03:05:43.400 --> 03:05:48.980
You've literally been on my dick for 30 minutes get off my dick valley at yo-yo

03:05:51.360 --> 03:05:54.320
Griefing is in the COS you can't team kill. All right

03:05:56.560 --> 03:06:02.560
I haven't spoke to this guy in all chat, I haven't spoke to this guy in voice chat.

03:06:02.560 --> 03:06:06.440
This guy's communicating with me through my stream, which tells me there's probably a

03:06:06.440 --> 03:06:11.800
70% chance he Q's sniped, and then he tried to team kill me last round, whiffed, has

03:06:11.800 --> 03:06:18.080
blamed me for the last 35 minutes straight.

03:06:18.080 --> 03:06:19.360
Smurfing is against the TOS.

03:06:19.360 --> 03:06:24.720
I'm on a level 1500 account.

03:06:24.720 --> 03:06:31.720
i'm on my main account

03:06:37.040 --> 03:06:39.000
brenton

03:06:39.000 --> 03:06:46.000
and we're back this is gonna be a dumb what did i say

03:06:46.000 --> 03:06:48.480
didn't with it was a hip-fire loser

03:06:48.480 --> 03:06:50.680
keep stream sniping bro keep stream sniping

03:06:50.680 --> 03:06:52.520
keep stream sniping keep stream sniping

03:06:52.520 --> 03:06:53.720
Please God, team kill me.

03:06:53.720 --> 03:06:55.920
I want you to team kill me so bad.

03:06:55.920 --> 03:06:56.880
Please team kill me.

03:06:58.400 --> 03:06:59.600
All you do is cry.

03:06:59.600 --> 03:07:02.720
You've been bitching in my ear for 30 minutes.

03:07:02.720 --> 03:07:03.560
Shut up!

03:07:15.600 --> 03:07:17.360
You've been moaning in my ear for 30 minutes.

03:07:17.360 --> 03:07:19.400
I don't mean, I'm not even talking to you.

03:07:22.520 --> 03:07:25.520
Yo, Torcha Enjoyer!

03:07:25.520 --> 03:07:29.520
Keep rage baiting, you're gonna get banned!

03:07:29.520 --> 03:07:33.520
Your name is Torcha Enjoyer!

03:07:52.520 --> 03:08:04.080
You have on of the uh, the hats?

03:08:04.080 --> 03:08:10.200
Have on of the hats?

03:08:10.200 --> 03:08:16.260
Come on.

03:08:16.260 --> 03:08:17.260
Keep tapping on 4.

03:08:17.260 --> 03:08:18.260
Keep tapping it.

03:08:18.260 --> 03:08:19.260
Keep tapping on 4.

03:08:49.260 --> 03:09:02.060
do it do it do it yeah there we go there we go come on I knew it I knew you

03:09:02.060 --> 03:09:06.580
couldn't contain yourself a little fucking freak here we go do it do it do

03:09:06.580 --> 03:09:12.020
it do it do it yes sir you want this attention I got you what's your name

03:09:12.020 --> 03:09:18.460
what's your name oh my god do it do it fuck yeah here's the match ID

03:09:18.460 --> 03:09:27.300
Hey Ubisoft, what's up? It's JXE. Here is the match ID. I'd like to report this guy

03:09:27.300 --> 03:09:32.620
Valiant Yo-Yo. It's streamer mode, so his name is going to come in a minute here. Chunk

03:09:32.620 --> 03:09:40.300
Sauce won this guy right here. Harassed me in game chat for 30 minutes straight and

03:09:40.300 --> 03:09:43.980
And then team killed me, which is against DLS.

03:09:43.980 --> 03:09:44.820
Appreciate that.

03:09:51.540 --> 03:09:53.460
There you go, and sent.

03:09:55.780 --> 03:09:56.620
Yeah.

03:09:56.620 --> 03:09:59.420
I knew you couldn't contain yourself

03:09:59.420 --> 03:10:03.380
a little fucking freak, little siege Demogorgon.

03:10:03.380 --> 03:10:05.980
I swear to God, on console it's 30 times worse.

03:10:05.980 --> 03:10:09.820
PC, people are like mature and like somewhat sophisticated

03:10:09.820 --> 03:10:13.820
somewhat human beings. On console it's like little fucking delinquent.

03:10:13.820 --> 03:10:18.220
Juicy Dink-D-Bug. I knew, I knew he was behind me because I saw my two teammates

03:10:18.220 --> 03:10:22.900
in front of me. I knew he was gonna team kill me. Eat that fucking three day. Eat

03:10:22.900 --> 03:10:28.120
that fucking three day. Alright I'm gonna go piss. Two wins off, um, two wins off

03:10:28.120 --> 03:10:33.180
diamond boys. Lock in. Two wins off diamond.

03:11:09.820 --> 03:11:11.820
You

03:11:39.820 --> 03:11:41.820
I

03:11:57.180 --> 03:12:02.020
Think so check I have a question your check how does champ work now?

03:12:02.020 --> 03:12:09.760
Guys, how does champ work now? Is there a champ 5, 4, 3, 2, 1? Or how? Oh my God, we got a good

03:12:09.760 --> 03:12:15.680
ass map. Let's go. How does it work, chat? W fucking map. We got 11 million? No, not.

03:12:15.680 --> 03:12:26.160
He's level 230 and he has 2,400 hours. Yeah, I'm sure it's his third account. If your third

03:12:26.160 --> 03:12:33.440
account it has 2400 hours then what does your main account have 60,000 hours I'm

03:12:33.440 --> 03:12:37.720
get out of here bro he's just buttered because I'm a higher rank than him in

03:12:37.720 --> 03:12:41.840
three days and then he kept mentioning my KD and then they ended up just

03:12:41.840 --> 03:12:45.480
winning us the last three rounds so then he team killed me because he has

03:12:45.480 --> 03:12:49.920
nothing else to do and that's what every little demogorgon does little

03:12:49.920 --> 03:12:57.080
fucking Demogorgon bro okay guys I'm two wins off diamond I'm two wins off

03:12:57.080 --> 03:13:04.040
diamond wait so chat it's champ five four three two one how does it work it's

03:13:04.040 --> 03:13:11.880
champ I didn't hit 11 mil I'm not at it chat I'm still oh I see chatting at

03:13:11.880 --> 03:13:21.360
11 mil I'm at um so once you get like halfway on mobile it says 11 mil I don't

03:13:21.360 --> 03:13:28.380
know why I'm not there yet but I think after streamer games like I think after

03:13:28.380 --> 03:13:31.680
streamer games 2000

03:13:41.880 --> 03:13:51.240
adult man playing a kids game still loses I would like to see the kids game

03:13:51.240 --> 03:13:55.440
I would give her a kids game like Roblox

03:15:51.240 --> 03:16:15.240
I'm surprised I got him at angle, I'm going to be honest, Harry!

03:16:15.240 --> 03:16:18.240
WHAAAAAAAAAT?!

03:16:19.040 --> 03:16:20.340
WHAAAAAAAAAT?!

03:16:20.340 --> 03:16:22.340
That's a fucking hard wall, is it not?

03:16:22.640 --> 03:16:24.640
I swear those are hard billers.

03:16:25.340 --> 03:16:28.940
I swear that's a hard wall. Is that not a fucking hard wall?

03:16:31.040 --> 03:16:32.440
Wh-what?!

03:16:33.640 --> 03:16:35.440
I swear that's a hard wall.

03:16:36.440 --> 03:16:37.940
Is that not a hard wall?

03:16:41.040 --> 03:16:43.440
Shadow of Red Pain, give us 15 seconds last night.

03:16:45.240 --> 03:16:47.800
Bruh, but guys, do you see how much presence I have?

03:16:48.240 --> 03:16:48.740
Like...

03:16:49.080 --> 03:16:51.040
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

03:16:51.380 --> 03:16:53.440
All of my kills are round winning kills.

03:16:53.640 --> 03:16:57.440
I get the first pick and the second pick, and then I waste two and a half minutes getting cleared.

03:16:57.440 --> 03:16:57.940
Pfft.

03:16:58.140 --> 03:17:00.340
That's motion, bro. Like, I don't bait.

03:17:01.100 --> 03:17:02.940
I am the point of difference.

03:17:03.040 --> 03:17:04.540
I'm the Lionel Messi...

03:17:05.040 --> 03:17:07.980
O-FISC-A-R-T-A-M GAME!

03:17:13.380 --> 03:17:14.280
That's what I'm talking about.

03:17:14.280 --> 03:17:17.400
I can't believe that I think I think I think I think I think I think I just I do a hard

03:17:17.400 --> 03:17:18.400
wall.

03:17:18.400 --> 03:17:19.400
I'm not even kidding.

03:17:19.400 --> 03:17:20.400
Guys, we're two whims off diamond.

03:17:20.400 --> 03:17:21.400
I was here in the chat.

03:17:21.400 --> 03:17:22.400
Come on.

03:17:22.400 --> 03:17:23.400
We win this for one off, boys.

03:17:23.400 --> 03:17:27.800
Hey, Jixi, you're the best.

03:17:27.800 --> 03:17:29.280
I want to become a professional R6 player.

03:17:29.280 --> 03:17:30.880
And I was wondering if you can help me with that.

03:17:30.880 --> 03:17:32.920
Well, the best player ever is Stompin.

03:17:32.920 --> 03:17:34.160
So let's get that correct first.

03:17:34.160 --> 03:17:35.160
But I love you for the compliment.

03:17:35.160 --> 03:17:37.280
You want to become a pro, bro.

03:17:37.280 --> 03:17:39.000
I'm going to be honest.

03:17:39.000 --> 03:17:43.960
Becoming a pro in 2026 is like borderline impossible if you're just starting.

03:17:43.960 --> 03:17:45.920
I feel like all the people that became pros

03:17:45.920 --> 03:17:48.120
have been playing for like years.

03:17:49.160 --> 03:17:50.640
But it's the same as everything, bro.

03:17:50.640 --> 03:17:53.280
Just put your entire life into the game.

03:17:53.280 --> 03:17:55.520
If you're a kid, you got a chance.

03:17:55.520 --> 03:18:00.120
Bro, if you're like 20 and you just started Siege, GG, bro.

03:18:00.120 --> 03:18:02.460
But if you're like 14, bro, I believe in you,

03:18:02.460 --> 03:18:04.240
put your whole life into the game.

03:18:04.240 --> 03:18:05.720
Q 10 hours a day.

03:18:07.280 --> 03:18:11.520
Rarely shower, pound fucking energy drinks,

03:18:11.520 --> 03:18:12.360
you'll get there.

03:18:13.960 --> 03:18:27.140
This guy said this guy said

03:18:27.140 --> 03:18:28.140
And...

03:18:38.140 --> 03:18:41.140
Esports pro scene is the most gatecapped thing ever.

03:18:42.140 --> 03:18:44.140
If you're not friends with somebody, you're not getting it.

03:18:46.140 --> 03:18:47.140
Yeah, I mean...

03:18:48.140 --> 03:18:50.140
He's not really wrong. It's like...

03:18:51.140 --> 03:18:54.140
The only way to get those friends though is just to get really good at the fucking game.

03:18:54.140 --> 03:18:58.940
fucking game like get really good at the game get in the really good stack

03:19:00.460 --> 03:19:05.140
you're not wrong bro I'm not gonna lie you're not wrong

03:20:24.780 --> 03:20:26.280
do it

03:20:29.100 --> 03:20:30.100
do it

03:21:24.140 --> 03:21:31.540
Come on! Come on! There he is!

03:21:31.540 --> 03:21:34.540
Monty you're so good! I know! I know!

03:21:34.540 --> 03:21:41.540
1v3 man. Rosario, thank you for the prime.

03:21:41.540 --> 03:21:47.740
1v3, O'Brien, it's a 1. Let's fucking dance, boys.

03:21:47.740 --> 03:21:50.740
1v3, that snake got shit on that head glitch.

03:21:50.740 --> 03:21:58.820
I don't know why I just called it a head glitch chatty, I remember head glitches in BO2 with

03:21:58.820 --> 03:22:01.860
the MAA, I think it was M8A1.

03:22:01.860 --> 03:22:07.220
Bro head glitches in BO2 in like the ranked play system was the most broken thing ever

03:22:07.220 --> 03:22:12.900
because in BO2 headshots were not a one-shot headshot unless you had like a sniper.

03:22:12.900 --> 03:22:14.860
So like if you were a head glitch it was actually broken.

03:22:14.860 --> 03:22:20.320
Chad, y'all remember Raid, the B.O.2 map with the red sphere and it had been like 20 pillars around it?

03:22:20.320 --> 03:22:24.000
I would head glitch on those pillars with the M.A.D.A.1 like...

03:22:25.400 --> 03:22:27.240
religiously.

03:22:27.240 --> 03:22:30.360
Now that's a peak game. That's a peak fucking game.

03:22:30.960 --> 03:22:33.660
It was like the M.A.D.A.1 or the M.A.D.A.4 or something.

03:22:34.680 --> 03:22:39.280
Chad, remember the MSMC from B.O.2? I think that's what it was called, the SMG.

03:22:44.860 --> 03:22:51.220
Yeah, it was the M.A.1 burst and you had bro on raid on B.O.2 you had 20

03:22:51.220 --> 03:22:55.780
head glitches on that pillar. They were all head glitches. All those little

03:22:55.780 --> 03:22:58.180
cylinders.

03:23:02.060 --> 03:23:10.060
Laying it's back. Yeah, but the thing is B.O.2 is back on PS5 right? Like there's

03:23:10.060 --> 03:23:18.620
no cheaters that'll be a fun stream bro playing to be out here for the first time in like 15 years

03:23:24.140 --> 03:23:28.380
the f.a.l. was so peak yeah that was the single fire the f.a.l. was the

03:23:30.620 --> 03:23:31.500
that was the single fire

03:23:31.500 --> 03:23:40.140
Bro, but it's PS5 and I hate streaming on PS5.

03:23:40.140 --> 03:23:43.820
Play with Joe?

03:23:43.820 --> 03:23:44.820
Pre-amming it?

03:23:44.820 --> 03:23:45.820
Whoa, you were pre-amming it.

03:23:45.820 --> 03:23:46.820
No way.

03:23:46.820 --> 03:23:51.660
He snaked me?

03:23:51.660 --> 03:23:54.500
He fucking snaked me or did he hear me?

03:23:54.500 --> 03:23:55.500
Maybe he heard me.

03:23:55.500 --> 03:23:56.500
I saw what I saw.

03:23:56.500 --> 03:23:59.500
Bro, did he snaked me or hear me?

03:23:59.500 --> 03:24:07.500
Because in the kill cam you could hear me. I wasn't expecting that barricade to make that much noise if there was glass.

03:24:07.500 --> 03:24:10.500
I'm gonna be honest, I wasn't expecting that. All good. I think...

03:24:10.500 --> 03:24:15.500
Unless my teammates turn into like beasts here, we take a 2-1 split, which is all good.

03:24:15.500 --> 03:24:17.500
Brian, thinking about it, though.

03:24:20.500 --> 03:24:23.500
All of them are champs. My teammates are all champs.

03:24:29.500 --> 03:24:32.140
LARP, you never played BO2.

03:24:33.640 --> 03:24:38.840
But to be honest, like, I think every human being that's above the age of 20 played BO2 at some point.

03:24:38.840 --> 03:24:40.440
What do you mean LARP?

03:24:40.440 --> 03:24:45.760
It's like, NICE! That's like one of the most played games ever, literally.

03:24:48.940 --> 03:24:50.760
But I played BO2...

03:24:51.640 --> 03:24:55.040
Zombies? And multiplayer, like, 24-7.

03:24:56.840 --> 03:24:58.360
I can't really LARP that game.

03:24:59.500 --> 03:25:01.500
Wait.

03:25:01.500 --> 03:25:03.500
Wait Joe, you texted me? Oh, oh.

03:25:03.500 --> 03:25:05.500
Joe's in the chat? Oh.

03:25:15.500 --> 03:25:17.500
Joe is drinking right now.

03:25:17.500 --> 03:25:19.500
Joe, is it tomorrow the fucking?

03:25:19.500 --> 03:25:21.500
Wait Joe, did you already fly?

03:25:21.500 --> 03:25:23.500
Joe's drinking.

03:25:23.500 --> 03:25:25.500
Bro, Joe's drinking. What the fuck?

03:25:25.860 --> 03:25:28.180
Bro Joe's drinking what the fuck?

03:25:30.180 --> 03:25:32.180
Come on a big way of holy ball knowledge

03:25:32.820 --> 03:25:35.780
Joe Joe did you already fly are you already there?

03:25:36.580 --> 03:25:38.580
Joe I'm not flying so tonight

03:25:39.460 --> 03:25:41.460
You're trying that's on me

03:25:41.460 --> 03:25:45.220
That's on me. That's on me. Joe you already flew I

03:25:47.340 --> 03:25:51.300
Mean Joe I think one or two Kona big waves isn't gonna fuck you up

03:25:51.300 --> 03:25:57.460
But if you drink like a bro chat, I'll tell you what Joe Joe just sent me a picture of

03:25:57.900 --> 03:26:03.260
He ordered a crispy chicken and cornbread pancake, which sounds fucking

03:26:04.500 --> 03:26:06.500
gas

03:26:06.540 --> 03:26:08.300
Yo

03:26:08.300 --> 03:26:13.220
I've never had a chicken and pancake, but chicken and waffles is like the greatest thing ever

03:26:13.660 --> 03:26:16.180
All right, Joe, I'm gonna I'll talk to you when I land

03:26:16.180 --> 03:26:22.980
Joe, should we go to like, Joe, we should go out to eat, but I don't think we should

03:26:22.980 --> 03:26:27.660
like, drink that late, because Joe, if we go to drink and then you're fucking running

03:26:27.660 --> 03:26:36.780
the 100 meter dash first thing in the morning, we're going to be cooked, we're going to

03:26:36.780 --> 03:26:48.100
be fucking cooked you're a pussy yeah I'm not a pussy bro but I'm not gonna

03:26:48.100 --> 03:26:53.940
fucking get drunk the day before an event with a bunch of sports I want to

03:26:53.940 --> 03:27:01.820
win bro I'll throw up on the track yeah literally literally bro but drinking at

03:27:01.820 --> 03:27:08.260
like two is fine like that's not a little get a matter but bro drinking like

03:27:08.260 --> 03:27:12.980
right before you go to sleep that's fucked it's back if you do if you wake

03:27:12.980 --> 03:27:20.580
up hungover I'm gonna be honest Joe I'd like I Joe I would not want to do the

03:27:20.580 --> 03:27:25.540
hundred meter dash do something about sprints with like people watching makes

03:27:25.540 --> 03:27:30.180
me nervous because all I'm fucking thinking about is like oh I have to get

03:27:30.180 --> 03:27:33.860
off to a good start like I have to get off to a good start bro the events I'm

03:27:33.860 --> 03:27:43.920
doing are like chill fun event okay you guys can call me a pussy you guys can

03:27:43.920 --> 03:27:50.160
call me a pussy chat but I'm not even kidding like I just feel like if I get

03:27:50.160 --> 03:27:55.880
off to a bad start I would like bro they're running it one time chat they're

03:27:55.880 --> 03:28:01.220
running they're running a hundred meters one time like I'm gonna be honest bro

03:28:01.220 --> 03:28:10.640
like that sucks like bro what did you get off to

03:28:10.640 --> 03:28:12.640
peek it

03:28:12.640 --> 03:28:14.640
bomb has been located

03:28:24.640 --> 03:28:27.640
I just shit myself oh my god I just shit myself

03:28:27.640 --> 03:28:29.640
I heard the window and immediately ran

03:28:29.640 --> 03:28:32.640
if you start late you lose yeah it's 100 meters like

03:28:32.640 --> 03:28:34.640
I don't know

03:28:34.640 --> 03:28:37.640
honestly being a competitive runner

03:28:37.640 --> 03:28:39.960
runner is like, I would never do that sport.

03:28:39.960 --> 03:28:41.960
I

03:29:04.520 --> 03:29:06.520
I don't want to accidentally enter

03:29:06.520 --> 03:29:10.760
nice nice nice I don't want to accidentally under chip show chat off the

03:29:10.760 --> 03:29:13.360
fucking bro

03:29:36.520 --> 03:29:43.520
Saw your laser saw your laser saw your laser saw your laser

03:29:54.520 --> 03:29:57.520
What is that diamond? 2v1 we got this

03:30:00.520 --> 03:30:02.520
2v1 2v1 2v1 I'm sorry

03:30:02.520 --> 03:30:05.520
Yes good shit team good shit

03:30:06.520 --> 03:30:10.600
I didn't steal this kill.

03:30:10.600 --> 03:30:13.240
The guy got knocked and I got an assist.

03:30:13.240 --> 03:30:14.240
The guy got knocked.

03:30:14.240 --> 03:30:16.920
You can't steal kills, which is actually such a good feature.

03:30:16.920 --> 03:30:18.680
OGs, remember this?

03:30:18.680 --> 03:30:23.880
In the old days of Siege, if someone was knocked, you could literally steal the kill.

03:30:23.880 --> 03:30:26.400
It was the dumbest shit ever.

03:30:26.400 --> 03:30:31.840
I'm talking like year two, year one, year three.

03:30:31.840 --> 03:30:33.400
OGs, remember this?

03:30:33.400 --> 03:30:35.520
Back in the day, you could steal kills.

03:30:35.520 --> 03:30:37.520
That shit was cringe.

03:30:37.520 --> 03:30:42.200
But back to what you're larping, Jared, honestly, I'm just gonna fucking ban you.

03:30:42.200 --> 03:30:44.080
Jared, all you do is ragebay.

03:30:44.080 --> 03:30:45.080
It's so fucking annoying.

03:30:45.080 --> 03:30:47.080
I'm gonna read your chat messages.

03:30:47.080 --> 03:30:52.680
LARP, you're a pussy, pussy, cat, you're larping, call of duty now.

03:30:52.680 --> 03:30:57.600
Holy LARP, LARP, retweet, I'm sure he was retreating some bullshit.

03:30:57.600 --> 03:31:04.440
Fake chat, CTE, CTE, CTE, shoots the castle, LOL, baby rage, holy ego, get the fuck

03:31:04.440 --> 03:31:10.160
out of my stream, Jared. Jared, get out of my stream. You absolute delinquent. Like,

03:31:10.160 --> 03:31:18.960
look at Jared. Jared, look at your chat messages. You psycho. Messy posted on

03:31:18.960 --> 03:31:25.080
Instagram. What did he post? What did he post?

03:31:28.320 --> 03:31:32.120
What did Messy post?

03:31:34.440 --> 03:31:39.040
Oh my god, it's his eight valendors holy aura

03:31:42.040 --> 03:31:44.040
Messy so cool, bro

03:31:47.640 --> 03:31:52.880
Truth equals ban no, it's not okay. It's not truth equals ban

03:31:52.880 --> 03:32:00.240
It's called being an absolute jackass for fucking three hours straight equals bands. Um, next thing I was gonna say

03:32:01.080 --> 03:32:03.080
I'm not even kidding chat

03:32:03.080 --> 03:32:09.000
What is the hardest sport? What is the most mentally demanding sport? I have a

03:32:09.000 --> 03:32:18.840
couple of takes here. Take one, golf. Take two, boxing. I think the most mentally

03:32:18.840 --> 03:32:24.720
demanding sport is like running track, boxing, or golf.

03:32:24.720 --> 03:32:31.800
Derres. Esports, I wouldn't call esports a sport. I would put esports in

03:32:31.800 --> 03:32:41.400
its own category. I would put Esports in its own category to be honest. I'm gonna get ran

03:32:41.400 --> 03:32:43.400
out on.

03:33:01.800 --> 03:33:08.800
of

03:33:08.800 --> 03:33:12.800
the

03:33:12.800 --> 03:33:15.800
death

03:33:15.800 --> 03:33:18.800
of

03:33:18.800 --> 03:33:22.800
death

03:33:22.800 --> 03:33:26.800
of

03:33:26.800 --> 03:33:31.800
Nice! There it is!

03:33:33.800 --> 03:33:37.800
The one win of diamonds!

03:33:37.800 --> 03:33:39.800
What wins?

03:33:39.800 --> 03:33:42.800
Yeah, one win, all solo, all solo.

03:33:43.800 --> 03:33:45.800
Thank you for the carry, Yellow Rail.

03:33:45.800 --> 03:33:49.800
This is like the most wholesome team I've ever ran into.

03:33:49.800 --> 03:33:54.800
I love it how the last teammate, the last team was fine, just the one kid.

03:33:54.800 --> 03:33:58.780
Of course, he was maiming Ash like Ash and vigil of course

03:34:00.120 --> 03:34:08.200
The last teammate is like literally a Saiyan spawn and then this team's like the nicest team ever. Why did I get 17 RP?

03:34:09.880 --> 03:34:15.640
Somebody said drone skin. Oh wait, Aiden type in type in chat Aiden

03:34:17.400 --> 03:34:19.400
Aiden type in chat

03:34:19.680 --> 03:34:23.320
Aiden your twitch account is on hot steak type in chat Aiden

03:34:24.800 --> 03:34:29.360
So, Aiden, remember when you said I have CTE?

03:34:29.360 --> 03:34:32.280
Tell me exactly what I'm supposed to do.

03:34:32.280 --> 03:34:33.600
Type in chat!

03:34:33.600 --> 03:34:35.560
Tell me exactly what I'm supposed to do.

03:34:35.560 --> 03:34:51.900
What am I supposed to do?

03:34:51.900 --> 03:34:54.520
I told you already.

03:34:54.520 --> 03:34:56.520
I'm here, bro. I'm ready.

03:35:03.520 --> 03:35:05.520
Aiden, I don't see it. Aiden, I don't see it.

03:35:11.520 --> 03:35:15.520
Aiden, retype what you typed. Aiden, operators, attackers, appearance.

03:35:15.520 --> 03:35:18.520
Operators, attackers, where's appearance?

03:35:19.520 --> 03:35:22.520
I'm in operators, attackers, where's appearance?

03:35:24.520 --> 03:35:32.240
Aiden, do you want me to individually click on an operator?

03:35:32.240 --> 03:35:35.320
Yep, he's not typing anything.

03:35:35.320 --> 03:35:36.320
He's about to get banned.

03:35:36.320 --> 03:35:37.680
He's not typing anything.

03:35:37.680 --> 03:35:39.520
Aiden, your account's on the line.

03:35:39.520 --> 03:35:40.800
Aiden, your account's on the line.

03:35:40.800 --> 03:35:42.000
Aiden, your account's on the line.

03:35:42.000 --> 03:35:48.760
Aiden, your account's on the line.

03:35:48.760 --> 03:35:49.760
Click it up.

03:35:49.760 --> 03:35:51.760
Appearance.

03:35:56.360 --> 03:35:58.360
Aiden?

03:35:58.560 --> 03:36:04.160
You- you motherfucker. You're actually right. Wow. Everybody mod Aiden.

03:36:05.440 --> 03:36:10.560
Wait, but this is still ass because I can't equip it to all. I want to equip it to fucking

03:36:11.640 --> 03:36:14.840
chat to individually do this. This is still ass.

03:36:16.360 --> 03:36:18.120
Bro,

03:36:18.120 --> 03:36:23.360
Why is there not a way to do it on all there's like 70 ops go to locker now

03:36:29.320 --> 03:36:31.320
Yeah, see

03:36:32.960 --> 03:36:39.280
See guys we're going in circles here though because like this is this is what I mean there's no option in locker

03:36:39.280 --> 03:36:55.080
Go to walker and then go to devices. Yeah, drone skins, drone skins. Full screen? What

03:36:55.080 --> 03:37:03.720
do you mean full screen?

03:37:03.720 --> 03:37:04.720
You mean on Ash?

03:37:04.720 --> 03:37:05.720
Guys, I can't.

03:37:05.720 --> 03:37:06.720
I can't.

03:37:06.720 --> 03:37:07.720
I can't.

03:37:07.720 --> 03:37:11.720
Look, I can't.

03:37:11.720 --> 03:37:12.720
I can't, guys.

03:37:12.720 --> 03:37:13.720
I can't.

03:37:13.720 --> 03:37:18.200
Look, I can't.

03:37:18.200 --> 03:37:19.200
It just says equipped.

03:37:19.200 --> 03:37:21.720
It doesn't let me equip to all.

03:37:21.720 --> 03:37:31.720
It doesn't let me equip to all.

03:37:31.720 --> 03:37:40.440
Just click one, click a skin, I'm sorry I was wrong.

03:37:40.440 --> 03:37:43.080
View the skin in full screen.

03:37:43.080 --> 03:37:44.080
Your chat.

03:37:44.080 --> 03:37:46.040
I think we're on the same page here, guys.

03:37:46.040 --> 03:37:49.560
I can equip the default skin, but I can't do it for all.

03:37:49.560 --> 03:37:55.080
I have to do one at a time.

03:37:55.080 --> 03:37:56.080
Go to locker.

03:37:56.080 --> 03:37:58.560
I was just fucking there.

03:37:58.560 --> 03:38:00.560
I WAS JUST FUCKING THERE!

03:38:20.080 --> 03:38:26.080
Alright, so good. This entire chat, that type CTE, are all fucking idiots, and I was correct.

03:38:26.080 --> 03:38:28.080
You can only do one at a time.

03:38:28.560 --> 03:38:36.560
The entire fucking chat is fucking idiots, and I was correct, got it, got it.

03:38:36.560 --> 03:38:39.800
You could only do one at a time.

03:38:39.800 --> 03:38:40.800
It says it's universal.

03:38:40.800 --> 03:38:43.000
Yeah, but look, here's the problem.

03:38:43.000 --> 03:38:44.880
Let's go to, let's go to like thermite, right?

03:38:44.880 --> 03:38:47.080
Let's go to thermite.

03:38:47.080 --> 03:38:48.080
See?

03:38:48.080 --> 03:38:51.920
See, I had to switch it.

03:38:51.920 --> 03:38:53.560
Like here, another example.

03:38:53.560 --> 03:38:55.960
Let's go to like ram, right?

03:38:55.960 --> 03:38:57.440
Let's go to ram.

03:38:57.440 --> 03:39:03.440
I have to switch it. If I view full screen, it says equipped. I can't equip to all.

03:39:11.440 --> 03:39:15.440
Put it on and locker. I think I'm going to kill myself.

03:39:15.440 --> 03:39:18.440
Guys, what do you mean put it on and locker? What are you talking about?

03:39:27.440 --> 03:39:35.600
Yo Aiden, just so we're clear, you can only do one at a time, right?

03:39:35.600 --> 03:39:36.600
Go to devices.

03:39:36.600 --> 03:39:37.600
I've went to devices.

03:39:37.600 --> 03:39:41.400
I'm going to, uh, mods just ban the whole chat.

03:39:41.400 --> 03:39:42.400
Just ban everybody.

03:39:42.400 --> 03:39:44.440
I've been to devices 15 times.

03:39:44.440 --> 03:39:47.120
The default scan doesn't show up in devices.

03:39:47.120 --> 03:39:51.320
The only way to access the default scan is to go to the individual operators and then

03:39:51.320 --> 03:39:53.080
you can equip the drone skin.

03:39:53.080 --> 03:39:56.760
Mods ban fucking everyone.

03:39:56.760 --> 03:40:00.960
Go to Locker, go to Drone Skins, select a drone that you would like to choose and then

03:40:00.960 --> 03:40:05.200
equip all there, you have to select the drone skin you want.

03:40:05.200 --> 03:40:11.200
I know Scott, I got into this mess because I want to use the default drone skin because

03:40:11.200 --> 03:40:17.040
I want to have a competitive advantage over my opponent.

03:40:17.040 --> 03:40:21.320
The only way to equip the default drone skin is to go to Operator's Appearance

03:40:21.320 --> 03:40:23.840
and then click their drone individually.

03:40:23.840 --> 03:40:27.360
You cannot equip the default drone skin to all.

03:40:27.360 --> 03:40:29.160
I know how to equip a drone skin, chat.

03:40:29.160 --> 03:40:31.840
I have 30,000 hours in the game.

03:40:31.840 --> 03:40:32.840
I know how to do that.

03:40:36.200 --> 03:40:37.400
I know how to do that, guys.

03:40:37.400 --> 03:40:40.840
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.

03:40:44.200 --> 03:40:47.240
The only way to equip a default skin in Siege

03:40:47.240 --> 03:40:49.480
is to go through the operator appearance

03:40:49.480 --> 03:40:51.800
of the individual operator and then put it there.

03:40:51.800 --> 03:40:52.880
I don't know why.

03:40:52.880 --> 03:40:54.820
I do know why, because the game's shit.

03:40:54.820 --> 03:40:56.920
The game should allow you, when you go to devices,

03:40:56.920 --> 03:40:58.600
to have the first skin that pops up,

03:40:58.600 --> 03:41:01.000
the default, because then it can equip it to all.

03:41:02.120 --> 03:41:03.320
Last time explaining it.

03:41:04.680 --> 03:41:06.360
Last time explaining it again.

03:41:06.360 --> 03:41:08.120
I'm trying to equip my default skin

03:41:08.120 --> 03:41:10.320
to all of my operators simultaneously.

03:41:10.320 --> 03:41:11.960
That's what I'm trying to do.

03:41:13.080 --> 03:41:14.720
Try this, this is my diamond game.

03:41:17.520 --> 03:41:20.240
Bro, I'm on a huge winning streak.

03:41:20.240 --> 03:41:24.620
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

03:41:24.620 --> 03:41:27.640
I'm on a 10 game solo queue winning streak.

03:41:27.640 --> 03:41:30.140
I think this is my diamond game.

03:41:30.140 --> 03:41:30.940
Secure the area.

03:41:30.940 --> 03:41:32.440
Keep your arms protected.

03:41:32.440 --> 03:42:01.440
It's fine, I'll just switch. I'll switch all my drones to default.

03:42:01.440 --> 03:42:16.860
on the operators that actually care about I think this is the diamond game

03:42:16.860 --> 03:42:18.860
boys

03:42:46.860 --> 03:42:53.860
Adjust camera slightly.

03:43:16.860 --> 03:43:32.980
First bullet I had shot with a DMR you deserved to kill.

03:43:32.980 --> 03:43:39.420
First bullet I had shot with a DMR you deserved to kill.

03:43:39.420 --> 03:43:42.260
First bullet I had shot with a DMR you deserved to kill I guess.

03:43:42.260 --> 03:43:43.260
I mean my god.

03:43:43.260 --> 03:43:44.420
Probably should have smoked it.

03:43:44.420 --> 03:43:46.700
Nah but then I'm just being a bitch.

03:43:46.700 --> 03:43:49.420
First one to that top of the DMR, are you kidding me?

03:43:49.420 --> 03:43:51.900
First one to that top of the DMR, are you joking me?

03:43:57.900 --> 03:44:00.180
Come on team, you got this, you got this, buddy.

03:44:02.460 --> 03:44:04.000
Nice, no, 33.

03:44:07.660 --> 03:44:08.780
Beegs of energy, I'm surprised you got

03:44:08.780 --> 03:44:11.060
that much beegs of energy on a crouch peak.

03:44:11.060 --> 03:44:12.500
Like he crouch, slow peak.

03:44:12.500 --> 03:44:14.700
I'm surprised he still got that much beegs of energy.

03:44:14.700 --> 03:44:16.620
But again, beeging is OP, so.

03:44:16.620 --> 03:44:17.620
Nice!

03:44:17.620 --> 03:44:18.620
Nice!

03:44:18.620 --> 03:44:25.620
What the fuck is Twitch doing?

03:44:25.620 --> 03:44:26.620
Nice!

03:44:26.620 --> 03:44:43.100
Dude guys, I think we do R6 solo to chant marathon.

03:44:43.100 --> 03:44:46.060
It's not going to be like Sinna's to Silver where it's a fucking nightmare.

03:44:46.060 --> 03:44:49.940
guys I'm telling you I have the stats to back it up bro if I just play enough

03:44:49.940 --> 03:44:56.980
games and maintain like a 60 plus 1% I'll get champ dead ass if I play enough

03:44:56.980 --> 03:45:03.300
games I think my 1% is a little bit inflated right now literally just off

03:45:03.300 --> 03:45:08.220
the fact that I'm on a 10 game streak and that almost almost never happens

03:45:08.220 --> 03:45:14.740
in Siege solo queue I might be on my I might be on literally my longest

03:45:14.740 --> 03:45:21.220
winning streak ever in solo queue history. This is 10 games straight. That's like insane.

03:45:24.580 --> 03:45:26.020
That is actually insane.

03:45:31.780 --> 03:45:35.620
Jinxie, wear your eyebrows. Your meat got leaked. Check Twitter.

03:45:39.060 --> 03:45:43.300
Yeah, like I've played Siege 10 years, not counting like a competent champ account. Like,

03:45:43.300 --> 03:45:49.300
Like I mean like my main account, a 10 game winning streak solo queue is like unheard of.

03:45:49.300 --> 03:45:50.300
Literally.

03:45:52.800 --> 03:45:55.300
Cause like I keep getting competent teammates.

03:45:55.300 --> 03:45:56.300
That's the thing.

03:46:03.300 --> 03:46:05.300
Should I have Bodo's MVP skin?

03:46:05.300 --> 03:46:07.300
Actually a fire ass skin.

03:46:07.300 --> 03:46:08.300
Oh my god.

03:46:08.300 --> 03:46:10.300
It goes good with the Jixi charm too.

03:46:10.300 --> 03:46:12.300
Yeah, look at Bodo's skin, bro

03:46:15.140 --> 03:46:17.140
But that is fire

03:46:17.180 --> 03:46:19.180
Bro goes good with my charm too. Look at this

03:46:20.060 --> 03:46:22.500
Pick up all round pick up all 10 seconds left

03:46:26.500 --> 03:46:28.500
I'm gonna tell you all right

03:46:31.500 --> 03:46:34.300
Keep an eye out for our four attempting to defuse your bombs

03:46:40.300 --> 03:46:47.300
I'm not gonna fall back.

03:46:48.740 --> 03:46:51.740
Bad day.

03:46:55.740 --> 03:47:00.740
Bad fucking day.

03:47:00.740 --> 03:47:05.020
Every- B-Bolo's skin is so fire trapped. Oh my god!

03:47:05.020 --> 03:47:08.020
Bolo's skin is so clean.

03:47:08.020 --> 03:47:10.020
I actually love the skin.

03:47:24.500 --> 03:47:26.500
I feel like I have the health to fight this guy.

03:47:38.020 --> 03:47:40.020
I

03:47:52.860 --> 03:47:54.860
Don't tell you

03:48:38.020 --> 03:48:40.020
you

03:48:55.700 --> 03:48:57.700
friendly last operator stand

03:48:57.700 --> 03:48:59.280
DAAAARGH

03:48:59.280 --> 03:49:00.160
you should fail

03:49:00.160 --> 03:49:00.680
oh

03:49:00.680 --> 03:49:02.180
IT'S HAPPING SO HAST

03:49:08.020 --> 03:49:22.080
So ass I'm in a 4v1 pinned on 11 HP chicken tendies 1v1 me, bro

03:49:22.080 --> 03:49:28.580
I like I'm in a 4v1 on 11 HP pinned like get out of my ear chicken tendies you psychopath

03:49:28.580 --> 03:49:36.060
Yeah, it's bad timing, but I mean I have to worry about three doors. It's a 4v1

03:49:36.060 --> 03:49:43.980
all good. I got the first pick, but honestly me whiffing and was what made me go 1HP, I

03:49:43.980 --> 03:49:47.500
should still should have fought back. I shouldn't have, I should never back down from that fight

03:49:47.500 --> 03:49:51.660
because I know he's there and he doesn't know I'm there. I mean, you might think I'm there,

03:49:51.660 --> 03:49:58.940
but I like know he's there. Yeah, like, I don't know. I think a roaming presence could be good.

03:49:58.940 --> 03:50:04.820
I think a roaming presence can be good if it's like vert.

03:50:04.820 --> 03:50:09.720
This is going to be diamond.

03:50:09.720 --> 03:50:12.100
If we win this, it's going to be diamond for sure.

03:50:12.100 --> 03:50:14.620
Well, actually, I don't know.

03:50:14.620 --> 03:50:18.340
I got fucking 17 RP for my last game.

03:50:18.340 --> 03:50:19.340
What?

03:50:19.340 --> 03:50:20.340
In what planet?

03:50:50.340 --> 03:50:50.840
Be ready.

03:50:53.140 --> 03:50:54.340
Time for a diversion.

03:50:55.340 --> 03:50:56.340
Ten seconds.

03:51:00.340 --> 03:51:01.340
Five seconds.

03:51:02.340 --> 03:51:03.340
Second up.

03:51:05.640 --> 03:51:06.840
Located by off-board.

03:51:07.040 --> 03:51:08.040
Focus on me.

03:51:08.240 --> 03:51:09.640
With a quick and smooth action.

03:51:14.640 --> 03:51:15.840
Diversity!

03:51:20.340 --> 03:51:46.060
I'm blind, way too aggressive.

03:51:46.060 --> 03:51:48.060
paper bag

03:51:48.060 --> 03:51:50.060
paper bag

03:51:50.060 --> 03:51:52.060
she has a fucking paper bag and gear

03:51:52.060 --> 03:51:54.060
fuck

03:51:54.060 --> 03:51:56.060
fuck

03:51:56.060 --> 03:51:58.060
I didn't hit 11 bell

03:51:58.060 --> 03:52:00.060
I didn't hit it

03:52:00.060 --> 03:52:02.060
I didn't hit it

03:52:02.060 --> 03:52:04.060
it just says it on twitch mobile

03:52:04.060 --> 03:52:10.060
RTO

03:52:10.060 --> 03:52:12.060
I wasted a little bit of time I guess

03:52:12.060 --> 03:52:14.060
god I missed so many headshots

03:52:14.060 --> 03:52:16.640
God I missed so many headshots on noob bro.

03:52:16.640 --> 03:52:18.140
Ha ha ha.

03:52:18.140 --> 03:52:19.940
Alright that's good.

03:52:19.940 --> 03:52:25.420
I think I put Striker on like half health and I'm gonna get noobs like 70 health.

03:52:25.420 --> 03:52:27.220
I might get 2 assists, I might get 0.

03:52:27.220 --> 03:52:29.020
No I definitely hit Striker.

03:52:29.020 --> 03:52:32.020
Alright that's good, that cap can trap clutch.

03:52:32.020 --> 03:52:38.780
Guys I didn't hit 11 though.

03:52:38.780 --> 03:52:39.780
Speed is hospitalized.

03:52:39.780 --> 03:52:40.780
No he's not bro.

03:52:40.780 --> 03:52:42.780
That was a script where I've seen it.

03:52:42.780 --> 03:52:44.780
I

03:52:47.460 --> 03:52:49.360
Janko they get around talk you

03:52:51.900 --> 03:52:54.440
Yeah, we need this guy to make the play I'm not even gonna hold you

03:52:55.420 --> 03:53:00.240
Yeah, this guy's got to make the plan. I think he's going to one friendly operator. I already died too late

03:53:04.140 --> 03:53:06.140
One

03:53:07.360 --> 03:53:10.620
And wait is that the future we hold up, you know

03:53:12.780 --> 03:53:21.340
guys if we lose this this could be the end of an 11 game streak but I'm gonna

03:53:21.340 --> 03:53:27.620
lock in don't you worry I'm gonna lock in

03:53:30.180 --> 03:53:35.380
damn it dude damn it this could be the end of an 11 game streak I'm not even

03:53:35.380 --> 03:53:42.180
trolling or I think it's 10 or 11 hello we need to lock in mirrors a

03:53:42.180 --> 03:53:46.920
better band than Cade bro band mirror cuz we band mirror we can like take garden

03:53:46.920 --> 03:53:53.820
take garage all right I mean Cade's fine too bro I just want them to win up

03:53:53.820 --> 03:53:59.420
top because the thing is a mirror is good for both sides I mean I guess so is

03:53:59.420 --> 03:54:06.020
Cade this could be the end of the streak bro this could be the end of the

03:54:06.020 --> 03:54:17.060
streak bro let me count how many wins it is yeah it's one two three four five six

03:54:17.060 --> 03:54:24.220
seven eight nine ten it's a ten game streak chat this could be the end of it

03:54:24.220 --> 03:54:27.860
are you ever doing a roller turning again I would love to bro but I think

03:54:27.860 --> 03:54:31.500
everybody that used roller is like PC now like all of the big names and stuff

03:54:31.500 --> 03:54:33.980
Like mingo with the PC

03:54:34.820 --> 03:54:40.620
Lou J stopping Richie like all those guys are trying to go pro. I am the only one that

03:54:41.340 --> 03:54:46.580
But I don't really care because I'm not trying to go pro and I enjoy siege more on console because there's no hackers

03:54:47.460 --> 03:54:51.380
Well, there's less hackers this group Titan to shit is cringe

03:54:53.540 --> 03:54:55.740
Who a PC tourney is not a bad idea

03:54:55.740 --> 03:55:04.160
bro a PC a PC turning is not a terrible idea macho think of it it's your one

03:55:04.160 --> 03:55:06.920
unknown negative I'm

03:55:10.360 --> 03:55:15.240
so you're back on console I think until I hit champ I'm gonna be on console 10

03:55:15.240 --> 03:55:19.200
seconds to go which I might do that marathon on console the can't end on

03:55:19.200 --> 03:55:26.200
champ. My grandma is better at seas than you.

03:55:49.200 --> 03:55:56.200
It's like everything!

03:55:56.200 --> 03:55:59.040
I hit a random gumai and a lesion is close to the shotty.

03:55:59.040 --> 03:56:02.400
I'm sitting here thinking I'm about to get a free kill and then little do I know it's

03:56:02.400 --> 03:56:05.880
like an absolute nightmare.

03:56:05.880 --> 03:56:09.440
I'm sitting here thinking I'm going to get a free kill and then little do I know it's

03:56:09.440 --> 03:56:14.720
like I'm jumping into Armageddon.

03:56:14.720 --> 03:56:18.720
I'm close with a shoddy and I hit a gumine and will my runs pass my gun.

03:56:23.720 --> 03:56:26.720
Well, you can't win them all. I mean actually the game's still not over.

03:56:26.720 --> 03:56:30.720
We could potentially win this rounder than even if we don't we could potentially come back.

03:56:33.720 --> 03:56:36.720
Bro, what time is my flight? I gotta see, I gotta see.

03:56:39.720 --> 03:56:41.720
I like the print.

03:56:41.720 --> 03:56:42.560
All right.

03:56:46.360 --> 03:56:47.800
The diffuser is no longer in your position.

03:56:47.800 --> 03:56:49.800
Yeah, bro, fuck, man.

03:56:59.800 --> 03:57:02.760
Duchess, I think I like my neck hurts, bro.

03:57:02.760 --> 03:57:03.720
My neck hurts.

03:57:03.720 --> 03:57:06.080
I think I like pulled something when I was raging.

03:57:09.320 --> 03:57:11.400
Dude, my neck hurts, bro.

03:57:11.720 --> 03:57:22.120
I pulled something when I was raging stop saying pardon bro please God stop I didn't

03:57:22.120 --> 03:57:29.680
say anything wrong I'm not even kidding I got his pulled something it's from giving

03:57:29.680 --> 03:57:35.600
a head nope stop from that it's like I think I just pulled something guys I think I just

03:57:35.600 --> 03:57:44.320
pulled something guys my neck actually hurts

03:57:44.760 --> 03:57:49.500
Marshall they heard someone damn dude all right well maybe we could lock in and

03:57:49.500 --> 03:58:00.280
win this game well my neck hurts oh oh my god I just tweak something bro I just

03:58:00.280 --> 03:58:09.580
tweak something bro. Course streamer games is tomorrow. Course streamer games is tomorrow

03:58:09.580 --> 03:58:15.820
and then I have like a fucking five hour flight. Bawr right. Dude I did I I I I I I

03:58:15.820 --> 03:58:25.100
guys I'm saying neck hurts what do you think I'm saying? So maybe I'm just getting

03:58:25.100 --> 03:58:27.100
old bro

03:58:30.460 --> 03:58:32.860
A beer will fix it yeah, you're right man fuck it

03:58:32.860 --> 03:58:34.860
Okay.

03:58:34.860 --> 03:58:36.860
Okay.

03:58:54.860 --> 03:58:56.860
All right, Chad, it's time to lock in.

03:59:02.860 --> 03:59:14.860
five seconds for four insertion.

03:59:14.860 --> 03:59:29.860
We need a crazy ass come back right now.

03:59:59.860 --> 04:00:07.780
My grandma do good roll fuck it now man with a

04:00:07.780 --> 04:00:08.780
No!

04:00:10.780 --> 04:00:12.780
I will be out of here.

04:00:15.780 --> 04:00:17.780
The diffuser is been recovered.

04:00:25.780 --> 04:00:27.780
As you settle down for a second.

04:00:28.780 --> 04:00:30.780
Must recover the diffuser.

04:01:07.780 --> 04:01:14.780
The last operator is standing.

04:01:37.780 --> 04:01:44.780
I should have went for the diffuser.

04:01:44.780 --> 04:01:52.780
The diffuser has been secured.

04:01:52.780 --> 04:02:03.780
Fifteen seconds left.

04:02:03.780 --> 04:02:16.660
I instantly sprinted. Wow, that's crazy.

04:02:16.660 --> 04:02:28.500
Alright man, get straight. That's not where we're going to get diamond today, guess not.

04:02:28.500 --> 04:02:30.740
I mean I instantly sprinted, that's disgusting.

04:02:31.860 --> 04:02:33.700
Thought I would have been a crazy 1v3.

04:02:33.700 --> 04:02:35.220
Oh good, oh good, oh good.

04:02:38.280 --> 04:02:40.180
All right chat, I'm off.

04:02:40.180 --> 04:02:41.940
I'm not really raging off.

04:02:41.940 --> 04:02:44.180
I have to go because I have a flight tonight.

04:02:44.180 --> 04:02:45.900
Chat, love you all to death kid.

04:02:45.900 --> 04:02:48.060
The next time you guys see me,

04:02:48.060 --> 04:02:50.200
we'll be at the streamer games.

04:02:50.200 --> 04:02:53.060
When I think I'm gonna be winning,

04:02:53.060 --> 04:02:54.100
think I'm gonna be winning.

04:02:54.100 --> 04:02:55.140
Chat, love you all boys.

04:02:55.140 --> 04:02:57.140
I'll see you guys in to the next one.

04:02:58.500 --> 04:03:00.840
Tomorrow, we're at the streamer games.

04:03:00.840 --> 04:03:02.640
We have back-to-back IRL streams.

04:03:02.640 --> 04:03:03.800
Love y'all, bro.

04:03:03.800 --> 04:03:07.160
I'll see you in the next one. Peace.

04:03:07.160 --> 04:03:10.560
Oh, and in case I don't see you.

