you
I'm going to go back to the
in Argentina World Cup screen.
Because that's the second engine.
All right, I'll teach you my career.
Starting soon.
Oh.
Why was it on the second ingest, Kitten?
I actually don't know, but sometimes it just switches over.
All right, thank you, Mio.
I know how to do that.
Yeah, no worries, no worries.
Damn, I was thinking about the 2-1,
and Z-1, thinking about the 2-1,
no, thinking about the 2-1, thinking about the 2-1.
Check out this final intro.
I was singing two minutes of pay phone to myself.
The pay phone's trying to go home,
all of my change has spanned on you.
Where are the times gone, baby?
It's all the wrong way, all the plans we made for two
Yeah, I know it's hard to remember
The people we used to be
It's even harder to picture
That you're not here next to me
It seems too late to make it
But it's too late to try
And in that time that you wasted
All of our bridges burnt down
I've wasted my nights
You've turned out the lights
Now I'm paralyzed to stuck in that time when we call it
Hi guys, bro
Bro I'm clearly jamming right now, hi guys
I'm clearly jamming
You forgot to mute him please fix it
MOOOOORRY
chat
Let's get right into it bro
No more dilly-dally
YouTube what is good
I was taken off the right from the time.
Can I see rainbow six seasons having the link was yesterday chat today we got an early
stream because boys the next time you guys see me I'm going to be IRL at the streamer
games. Now, Jack, you know, there's been, I'm going to show you why I am what you would consider
a multi-sport athlete. Oh, I don't know, athlete had three syllables. That's amazing. Jack, let's do
it. If you're honestly on that reference, you have ball knowledge. Jack, I told y'all earlier
streams coming because of the EU viewers. Earlier streams coming because of the EU viewers.
your unathletic as fuck said coop and it's his first message ever then Logan
said late it's his first message ever Logan Logan Logan you don't even know
the difference between early and late because it's your first stream it's your
first stream bro blub blub blub Sahur chat listen up bro today we are going
to be playing a $1 scary game and then I'm going to reach diamond in solo queue. I'm currently
Emerald One. Jack, first thing I wanted to yap about. If you go on R6 Tracker and you
go to my R6 Tracker right here, JunkoNA1. Guys, I'm currently Emerald One, 3901RP.
If you're Emerald 1 in Siege, this puts you in the top 1.4 percentile.
Chat, let me be clear when I say this.
If you're an Emerald 1 in Siege, you are higher than 98.6% of the player base right now.
That's how hard banked 3.0 is.
That's how hard banked.
Don't want it, only Moose Man with the 50 gifts in it.
Put the yaga black ice in my ass
Now chat today. We're gonna be playing a scary game. Y'all know I don't play scary games
I get scared. I am what you would call a wimp, bro, but what's that now? There is a game
Called I'll show you guys in a minute. It's called like scary game to and it's $1 and
It's fucking $1
I'm gonna play a scary game today chat listen up bro. Next thing that I must say
Streamer games is literally tomorrow chat. Do y'all think I'm gonna win
Do y'all think about it when streamer games is tomorrow do y'all think I'm gonna win
My team is me Tyler won Yana and Mari
Maru with the seven gifts it's up
she goes
Martin, thank you for the 7th gift today.
Joe is carrying.
Somebody else in the chat said,
Jinxie, you have the potential
to be a great setter and volleyball.
I don't even know what that means.
Jinxie, what is your opinion on motorcycles?
They look dangerous.
Go to speed stream.
Speed is levitating.
What do you mean, speed's levitating?
What you say
Money's water broke this guy always wedding
Bro, bro. I have never a day in my life seen speed without a pool of sweat on his face, bro
Back flip check. I'm gonna go out, bro
Yo, bro, I don't check I kid you know if that if that things start floating it gets too, huh? I'm
I'm jumping bro. I'm like
I'm jumping bro. It's a big it's too
Bro, wait, but no this is dangerous, bro
It's balloons in a metal chair
All right, I don't think I can backflip in this bro. I got this harness thing going
Yeah, this is dangerous bro
Like I like I have no it's like supporting my back. So I can't really do it back
I could do a backflip y'all really want it
but like
If y'all really really check isn't this dangerous bro
Chet, isn't this dangerous?
I feel like that's not safe for speed.
Cure, think of it as a prime.
River, think of it as your one.
Clown, think of it as your one.
Cure, think of it as a prime.
Fuck you, Tweedle Twin.
No, you pussy.
Wait, he has a harness?
He has a harness?
Okay.
Bro, speed is so cute, bro.
Chet, okay, bro, here's the thing.
Okay, oh, they have a safety pad.
Okay, good, good, good.
They have a safety pad and a safety harness. I was gonna say bro. This seems sketchy. This seems sassy, bro
Dude, okay. Good. Good. Good. All right chat. Listen, bro. Have y'all ever I didn't even know there was a $1 fucking game
I'm about to play a $1 scary game
Jinxie the femboy discord says hi
Joey I'm not all right. All right, Joey love you to death, bro
and whatever you're into Joey is your own heart desires. Joey I'm not in a fan
board, I'm not in a fanboy discord. I'm not in a fanboy discord. Fuck you, you fucking
cheese curd. Used condom, ah! He's not even watching with audio. Wait this guy's
not even watching with audio. Yo what do you mean used condom, ah? What the
Does that mean we know everything?
Tell me how does y'all low-key are like Google because if you can ask thousands of people something simultaneously, it is like Google
Like let's practice chat. What's the square root of ten thousand?
No one would ever know that but chat with someone in the chat. Get it up. What's the square root of ten thousand?
See boom a hundred see boom a hundred all right chat
What's the capital of Poland? I believe it's Warsaw or Krakow
You see what I mean like it's like Google check y'all are like Google Warsaw Warsaw Warsaw all right chat
What's the capital of Czechia? What an only moose man with the five gifts a that W moose man in a chat
What's the capital of Czechia?
Brog, brog, see what I mean bro, this chat, it's like Google, like you can ask any, actually,
or God, I'm sorry, okay, chat, who was the fifth president ever?
I don't even know that.
Who was the fifth US president ever?
Fifth US president?
Who would notice?
No one would notice, but chat's gonna know, because it's like Google, Obama, not even
close, Abraham Lincoln's, no, that was 13, James Monroe, that's not even close,
Row see bro like chat knows everything if you actually think about it this chat is like fucking Google
Cuz bro if you ask thousands of people something the odds that like 30 people know it are really hot
We are smart. It's not no don't stroke your ego bro. It's not that you're smart
It's that collectively when you when you when you leave for the streamer games and not yet
Not yet Cairo. This is not going to be like the World Cup finals where fucking every flight gets canceled. I'm good
I have a flight. I have a backup flight. I have my hotel like I'm good to go
Super games. I'm coming bro chat. I am I'm not gonna lie. I'm nervous. I'm gonna be competitive, bro
I'll probably get to meet a lot of people which is cool, which is dope, but dude. I want to win
Yeah, I want to win a lot of excited it's not for charity, which means if I'm crashing
out over events, bro, you can't get mad at me because it's not for charity.
This is for fucking bragging rights, bro.
Guys, y'all realize, right?
I've been dragging 2023 gamer of the year for three years now.
If I win streamer games, I can drag 2026 streamer games.
Guys, like it's all about what it's about is sometimes in the life I'm through competitive.
You have to drag a wart.
Oh, Chad, also, you wait for a tweet.
I've seen this this morning.
I'm not going to act like I didn't see this.
I've seen this this morning.
This is the craziest shit I've ever seen in my entire life.
That's all I'm going to say.
Chad, this is the craziest shit I've ever seen in my entire life.
is right here.
Chat, all right, here we go.
Statement on behalf of UEFA
and its 55 national associations.
UEFA and its national associations
will not participate in FIFA competitions.
UEFA and its 55 member associations stand as one
and we unanimously and unequivocally
reject FIFA's proposal to transfer ownership interest
in the World Cup and other FIFA competitive
competitions to private investors.
The World Cup cannot be treated as an investment product.
It is one of football's greatest sporting legacies.
It is the greatest sporting legacy.
It has been built over generations by players,
national teams and supporters across every continent.
No part of it should ever be surrendered
to private investors.
The World Cup is not for sale, based, based.
It is both irresponsible and indefensible
that a proposal of such significance
for football was conceived in secret
and brought to the brink of approval
without any meaningful consultation
with those entrusted with stewarding the game.
This is not merely a profound failure of leadership,
but an abdication of FIFA's duty
as custodian of football.
National associations around the world
are now presented with an ultimatum,
except the irreversible capture
of football's greatest competitions
or bear the consequences.
This is not a democratic decision,
but governance by intimidation and an act of cohesion,
unworthy of an institution and trusted
with the stewardship of the global game.
But our opposition goes far beyond process.
The moment external investors acquire ownership
in FIFA's competitions, football changes forever.
Commercials return become a provident of obligation.
Investors, sorry guys, Al Reeder,
I haven't been in school in like five years
or no, seven years.
Investor expectations become a daily pressure from that moment onwards every decision on the international calendar every decision on the competition formats and every decision shaping the future football is no longer driven by what best serves the game, but by what best serves shareholders.
This model has no place in world football.
Football's future cannot be dictated by the expectations of those whose first duty is to maximize financial return.
Nor can the interest of national associations, leagues, clubs, players and supporters become
supported to invest investors returns.
Football cannot mortgage its future for financial gain.
Europe's position is clear and we will never lend this model of our legitimacy.
No one has the moral authority to sell what they merely hold in the trust of the next
generations.
This is the last slide.
As a result of today's discussion, no UEFA national teams will participate in any FIFA
competition for so long as these proposals remain alive.
Unless this proposal has been abandoned in its entirety and binding assurances have been
given that FIFA will never again open its governance or competitions to private ownership,
nobody should be at any doubt UEFA and its national associations will oppose these
plans with absolute determinations.
There are moments where institutions are judged, not by what they are prepared to accept, but
by what they refuse to compromise.
This is one of those moments.
Some things are simply too important to sell.
The FIFA World Cup belongs to football, it always will.
And as long as Europe has a voice, it will never be for sale.
Or a bro.
Yeah, chat.
Quote of the day bro.
Money has always and will always be the root of all evil, bro
Money has always and will always be the root of all evil chat for real for real bro
Like guys, here's the thing
Why is Casimir out trending
I think it's important to have a lot of time to think about what you want to do and what you want to do.
Everybody knows that the United has been free and had a lot of options,
Italy had a lot of teams to play and I'm where I want to be
and of course to play with the best.
So he wants to enjoy being with him, to make him win, to make him the greatest,
that is, the God of the...
Chad, I don't know Spanish, bro.
So he wants to enjoy with him and win.
What did he say?
What did he say, Chad? What did he say?
Chad, what did he say? What did he say?
It's Portuguese, Chad what did he say?
He said fuck you, he did not say fuck you.
Jinxy quintessential quintuplets update, I'm going to start, okay.
I'm going to start season one.
I downloaded the whole show on Crunchyroll.
I'm watching it in English, I don't watch shows in Japanese, am I like an L for that?
I don't know.
Dude here's the thing.
When it comes to anime bro, I understand in sub, you hear the portrayals of the emotions
a lot better of the voice actors, but bro in dub, I like to be able to just listen sometimes
and I don't want to have to like read text the whole time like I do in sub, do you know
what I mean?
Like Chad, do you guys watch dub or sub?
You guys watch dub or sub?
Bro majority of people watching sub, what the fuck?
Majority of people watching sub?
For real, Casamiro said to go fuck yourself, no he didn't.
I had many options from Italy, many teams to play for, but I'm where I want to be, to
be with Messi, to make him win, to make him greater.
He is the god of football?
Oh my god, Casemiro is my new favorite midfielder.
Bro, what?
What a guy!
Oh my god, that's like the sweetest thing I've ever seen, bro.
yeah that's like the sweetest thing I've ever seen
breathe with the 50 gift in itself
she don't ever read a chat
breathe with the 50 gift and I fucking love you man
guys that is so kind of him
that's so sweet bro
he's gonna play with inter
bro that's so kind
wow, castle mirror we love you bro
That is such a sweet thing to say that is so sweet, bro, but yes, bro. My plan is this on my flight to California, which is five hours.
I'm going to watch all of season 1 of quintessential quintuplets.
Then I'm going to update you all at the streamer games for like 5 minutes. Then I'm on my flight back to Florida, which is 5 hours. I'm going to watch all of season 2.
That is my plan.
That is my plan, bro.
That is my plan.
You so they were the one I have never in my life
been more requested to watch anime than quintessential quintuplets
besides like Vinland saga.
But honestly, I think quintessential quintuplets is more requested.
I'm not even kidding.
So Chad, did speed fly yet?
Oh, what does that even mean?
Bro, he's going to fly soon.
Hey, that's gonna be like
Say, uh...
I'm actually watching Ronaldo play soon, bro.
Chad, he's gonna fly soon.
Let's go!
Guys, every 10,000 subs, we're adding a balloon.
Guys, is this dangerous, though, Chad?
Cuz what if it gets out of control bro?
Like guys what he's about to hit it bro chat. What if it gets out of control guys?
What if it gets out of control I
Don't think this is safe guys
What yo
What are these tts messages bro?
Pagging Jamal really well Jamal's like a kid you psycho.
Chad, did I watch Speed and Fly?
I wouldn't see Speed and Fly before I play games really quick.
I think it might be Tom. How much subs are we at?
I think we should get in the harness bro.
Bro, do the other big balloon.
Oh my gosh. You got 60 million?
Bro, no way he fell for that.
No way. He's out for that. Yeah, we got Juan guide 50 flips in a row
60 flips in a row guys. I don't think this is a good idea, bro. This does not know
I'm gonna be honest, bro. Hot take chat skydiving is low key safe for them this
Bro, because what if the balloons get out of control, bro?
They have a pad, but what if the balloons get out of control?
Guys, I'm not a pussy, bro. If you go skydiving, you're going to have like an instructor with
a harness wrapped around you. When are you getting Golden League? Once I get back. Yo,
my plans, bro. These are my plans for when I get back from Schumer Games. On August 11th
or 12th, I'm going to do the Last of Us part one and two full game. Right after
that marathon. I'm going to do the siege marathon where I don't end until champion also OQ.
I'm going to hit champ. I have a 71 percentage. I have a 1.4 KT. I'm too termed to not hit champ.
Now, I am a little scared about that seed stream because I personally don't know what's going
to happen. I don't know what's going to happen. High five, Scott. Hey, high five, it's me.
I'm doing a siege marathon once I finish the last of us part one and two I'm gonna do a siege marathon where I don't end until I reach champion solo queue
Hey, my boy, from me to you, son, fries, um, you're doing that so long?
Hi, guys.
Yo, do you know that I'm the truth?
Shout out Anthony Edwards, but like, bro, hi, guys, look at my stats.
You're telling me I'm not fast-tracking the champ?
Hi, guys, this is in, hi, guys, think about it like this.
I got Emerald 1 and 14 matches because I'm the truth.
If I play 100 matches over the span of like four or five days, I'll be champ.
I'm going to win like 60 and lose like 40.
You know what?
On console.
Now, if you do this on PC, I would say just just wrap it up.
PC has hackers. PC is just stupid. PC has hackers.
You know what this might it might take you days though, bro
I like how long do you think it's gonna take you realistically? I have nothing to do for literally like seven days straight
So I if it takes here's the thing
It's long as I'm steadily progressing every day. I don't care
But if there's like a day where I d-rank then I'm gonna lose my mind
There will be days where you are going to be right now.
Bro, Hi-Vice, do you know who you're talking to right now?
Yeah, I do.
Clearly, you don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in.
I am not in danger, Hi-Vice.
I am the danger.
A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me.
No.
I am the one who knocks.
Continue, Highbice?
Are you done?
All right, now, James, I understand.
They've been fucking assholeed as this guy.
I'm talking to, I'm talking to,
nobody editing that's what I said.
So I'm talking to a 2023 gamer of the year.
Now, I woke up today, I looked at the-
Highbice, I'm not sin now, buddy.
Let's address the outfit in the room.
What happened to Sinai?
Yo, hi guys, I win games.
Look at my win percentage.
This is all solo queue.
Do you realize how hard this is to do?
Do you know how good I am?
You don't know how good I am.
Hi guys, a 71 win percentage in solo queue.
That's like some mingo shit.
Yeah, hey, exactly bro.
I'm not here to hype you up.
I'm not here to just come out, bro.
I was hypein' you up.
Yeah, so I was obviously the 2023 gamer of the year.
strategy gamer of the year.
You know what I'm saying?
So you have a mind on you, brother.
He's right.
You have a mind.
He's right.
21 time champion.
23, I checked this morning.
I thought it was 21.
I've hit champion 23 times.
Wow.
But I've never hit champion and ranked 3.0.
I've also never hit champion all solo queue.
And this season I've only solo queued on console.
So this could be like all that carried mumbo jumbo
hitting champion solo queue in the hardest rank system.
Highlights, I'll have horse testicles, bro.
Exactly, bro.
So 2023 gamer of the year, strategy gamer of the year.
They're saying speed flying, speed flying, hold up.
No, he's not.
What is he doing?
Okay, highlights, continue.
Sorry, no, no, no, you're good.
Okay, ready?
233 gamer of the year.
You're a 23-time champion strategy gamer of the year, and then I woke up and it's 2026.
Jinxie, you are going to spend at least 14 days on this challenge or you're going to quit, all right?
You think, just so we have us, you think if I get back from, because bro, you think I'm not going to do this.
this you actually think I'm not gonna do this straight up on on blood you think
I'm not gonna do this in like probably two months
hi guys look at my winning streak this is solo queue man I'm on a fucking six
game winning streak bro I mean and I got rollback today nice wait how the fuck
just console I've wrote won't win an Xbox get rollback yes so I believe I don't
know but I believe it's in players are getting banned you won't get rollback
but Titan 2 players, if they airband you get rollback.
Alright, what is the Titan 2?
I've heard about this, what is this shit, bro?
Oh my god, I spelled out TIT for a second, hold up.
Titan 2 Elite, this thing?
Titan 2 device, probably, I don't know.
Oh god.
It's a rocket ship, it's a missile.
It's a missile?
It's a missile.
No, it's the device to the right.
It's that one.
Yeah, it's that one.
So, hi guys.
What is this, bro?
What does this do?
It's like a Zim on Royce?
Yeah, I believe...
I believe this is how they inject...
scripts in the AI A-bomb.
Oh, right.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Rewind, what'd you say on the second part there?
How do you aim bot on console?
So basically, instead of using your thumbs,
you put this type two into your console,
and then you plug your controller into it,
and on the right monitor,
say you're running a PC on the right monitor,
The AI will look for enemies, will walk on,
swipe to those enemy's heads and shoot for you.
When did this come out?
Probably when AI started drawing out control.
I don't know.
Yo, chat, let me be clear here.
If you purchase this device,
I hope you get stuffed into a locker in high school.
I'm not even kidding.
If you bought this device,
I hope you get stuffed into a locker.
And I'm not a fan of bullying.
You know, if you bought this device,
you should get bullied 100%.
Like, I have no sympathy for you.
Yeah, this is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of.
Cause like, Zim is one thing,
cause most of the Zims have like,
three pound rocks in their head.
But if you have aimbot,
I mean, they're just gonna get banned, so who cares?
Yeah, so here's,
all right, my chat's saying speed died.
Okay, guys shut up
shut up
All right, so if you're like, uh, wait is my youtube stream glitched hold up
No, i don't know. Okay, do my youtube stream glitch or no?
No, you're good
He was like a little tiktok like what a bad thing to see
Gg youtube bot
So if she's yeah, there's no wow he instantly fires
So is it like a device where as soon as you lock on to like any type of body, you just
immediately hit their head because he's not really like, like he's still aiming.
He's still on the flip on that guy.
I believe it's basically just sugarbob.
God, what was that dude?
He almost turned on that last guy.
Okay, but this is an exaggeration.
Like I hate when people exaggerate.
was not full of Titan twos. I played like 14 games and I played zero. I'm sure in champ,
there's like maybe a hundred of them, but they're just getting bad.
Bro, speed is flying. Speed is in the air. No, he's not. He's not in the air, bro.
Show me another one, high-fives.
Speed is not bro, he's about to do balloon 2 high-fives.
Yo, I don't think this is safe bro, I'ma be honest.
These Titan users, I swear to God.
Alright, let's see it.
Nothing.
Wait.
Alright.
Guys, he's not even reacting.
He's just already firing.
Look at this.
Yeah, that's that was an Emerald Lobby.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Well, Voss.
I mean, like, I don't really care because they're going to get banned.
But the only annoying part is like, wait.
Are they actually banning them because Ubisoft's lazy as fuck?
Um, someone in chat said like manuals are like the only way you can get him.
Well, if somebody breaks this out in my lobby, Gigi,
bro, but hi-byes like, he's not even reacting.
He's just looking like a fasty sheen.
Yeah.
If the AI sees the, sees the person, see it and then beams right to his head.
Bro, guys, that's like not even.
Guys, I'm not even kidding.
Dare I say?
You guys are gonna say, Glace.
Dare I say this is better than stop and zame.
I'm not even kidding.
Guys, dare I say this is better than stop and zame.
It's like A.L.
I'm gonna leave this in your life.
Bro.
It's like an instant headshot every time,
have brine.
Oh my God.
It's like another example of it.
How it literally stays for you.
New Titan 2 and Locke.
Eight mods, make sure you report this guy.
2025, whoa, it's been like a year?
Okay, who just, more music.
Chad, look at this.
He's literally just flicking back and forth on his head.
That is literally impossible to do.
Dare I say, Chad, I don't even think
Stoffin could do this.
Guys, he's moving and flicking.
I don't even think stop it could do this.
Well, I don't.
Yeah.
To be honest, speed is on the moon.
Bro.
All right, guys, I'm going to watch speed fly and then I'll call you.
See it.
Chatt is speed flying, bro.
And then now 70 we're flying up in air.
Now 70 we're flying up in air.
60 million.
We go into space.
Yeah, this guy.
Speed.
You can't get balloons to space, bro.
yo speed you can't get balloons to space bro that's not how that works it would just burn
from the sun i can literally feel the balloon taking me can you see my name oh my god oh my god
oh okay yeah i'm good i'm good holy crap i gotta leave put all my way down bro this is not safe
third one right here i'm like lifting i'm like lifting a little bit yeah
Yeah, this is not safe, bro.
I'm not jumping.
I don't think this is safe.
It's like it's literally pulling me back.
Oh my God, this is scary.
Let me just get down below.
Guys, I'm scared.
Let me just get down below.
At that sports good game.
Why is he doing it underground?
Everybody stop.
He should have did it like under a big ocean or something.
Or maybe that's more dangerous because of sharks, right, Chad?
Come on, come on, Chad.
Come on.
Quanti donated one dollar speed I love you so much bro hopefully he's got a
headset every two thousand subs we're literally adding a balloon oh my days
huh appreciate all the gifts y'all I love y'all so much bro appreciate that
chat he's donated one dollar guys but what if it gets out of control
chat what if it gets out of control guys hi chat what song should we play
I'm trying to get lit low-key
What's a good song what's the good song to pick the to uh pick this setting right now if you hit 60 mil
I say C7 is better. Oh my gosh. Oh
My gosh, what's wrong? But guys, I don't think this is like a very safe activity, bro
I already played a shake bro. I already played world cup underscore v2v2 donated to chat
Would y'all ever do this bro? Oh wait? Yes, like
What's that? Is that like a popper?
Chad, what is that little thing there? Is that like a popper?
It's a zip tie.
It's like Fortnite balloons. He can't take fall damage.
Yo, bro, that might be the dumbest shit I've ever read in my life.
Yo, J-Vo, this is not Fortnite!
J-Vo, this is speed's life, bro!
Don't you do that, bro?
This is not Fortnite, bro!
Man, bro, am I smiling?
Stop.
Don't do that.
Chad, we got a band of word, TT.
Band of word, green!
Oh, no.
Outta my Chad.
Yo, he has a big balloon back there.
Oh, no.
Forty-five thousand subs.
Chad, he has a big ass balloon.
Bro, come on, dude.
Oh
I'm scared, bro. I'm not gonna lie
Chat what like okay? Okay. What happens if it if I fly up, but I'm not coming down, you know like chat. What what happens?
Bro, he would take fall damage, bro. That's why that's why I said this is a bad idea
He would take fall damage. It looks like he has strong boots on though
So maybe he could land on the boots
maybe
You reach heaven no you don't guys listen you can't go to heaven from balloons bro
what would actually happen is a guy's I graduated high school by the way what
would actually happen is if you got high up enough the balloons would just pop
because of the elevations you wouldn't even get burnt up by the sun
because the balloons would literally just pop because of the elevations bro
Yes, no that guys the Sun would pop it
No, it wouldn't the Sun wouldn't have time to burn it because of the air pressure
Chat you have to trust me the Sun wouldn't have time to burn it because of the air pressure trust me guys. I'm smart
You have to trust me, bro. We got out of balloon. We got out of balloon. Oh, no
Yo, 40k away
Yo, no, no, no, I don't like this, bro. This is speed. You should have did something safer, bro
For 60 million. Yeah, what should he have done instead? He should have did
He should have did like football challenges or something like crossbar challenge or he could have went
Chat maybe he could go to see like a tiger or something
guys why would speed do a guinathon why would speed do a guinathon bro guys I
have a prediction of what I think is gonna happen what if the third balloon
doesn't pick him up then it would be awkward because you can't really test
this like there's no way to test it. Here we go. Here we go. Slips. Hey, hey, hey.
Chat, what if the third balloon doesn't take him off, bro? Slips is so cute, dude.
Chat, what if the third balloon doesn't take him off? That's the scary thing you
have to think about. Because then it would be awkward. Then it would be
Awkward
Oh my days, we're about to fly
We're about to fly. I got
Jack has he ever flew before has speed ever flew. I've never flown bro
Like a bird not like in a plane has speed ever flew. Yes when wind did he fly when did he fly when did he fly?
Guys when did he fly
He skydived? Oh, he did? Wait, speed skydived? For real?
He flew next week. Jinxie, what is your OF? Curiosity kills
the cat. Mods, time out, Cattlem Grealish. I swear, bro, if you're Jack Grealish's
Son, bro, you're a idiot. I swear. Should has Jack readers have a kid?
In fortnight, he flew. He streamed when he was in a parachute. Hey, Jinxy, when is the J O I marathon?
Speed flew into your ass. Jinxy do a terrarium marathon. It's good. Bro. I want to see this, but it's taking long.
As one terminal official donated 10 Saudi realtor super chat. I love you speed. Who's playing that? Who's playing my string?
Oh my gosh, are you ready?
Okay, yes, I'm trying to get like the whole like
Alright, I'm about to add the room. We made it. We got to set everything up. We ready
Guys this how black are you? Okay? All right? All right bro chat. This isn't safe, bro
I don't think this is a good idea. Yo, can't tell you put the stuff. No, I got it on my screen. Hey, can't tell
I'm just a little over like minimize it just a little bit. It's like super big
I don't think speed is really thinking this one all the way through chat. I'm gonna be honest
Guys, I don't think speed is thinking this through bro
This is not wait chat saying he's flying next to power lines
Oh, come on, bro, bro, they should have did this over an ocean because that way if he lands, it's not as bad of a landing. He's doing it over concrete, bro.
Chad, he should have did it over a deep ass pool, like a pool that's like 50 feet deep. Do they make those?
Chad, I'm not the fun police. I just want speed to not like be an idiot, bro, and be safe.
Guys this isn't fortnight guys. She can't just have like he can't just pop up a loon every one second
It's not like for night, bro
Guys this is very not safe
This is very not safe to speed the do this and those power lines right there
What if what if he goes up to the side and gets the power line?
Yo, the starling just cut off bro. Oh
I need to connect to the Wi-Fi. I can't even read chat
Chad, what's the cameraman gonna do? Is he gonna zoom in on speed while he's in the sky?
Oh, we're not 70. Yeah, I know, but just tell me. How much are you right now?
We are not 70. Let's go. It's a pray for me. Pray for me, Chad. Pray for me. Wait,
it's the big one. I'm gonna put the sub count just a little bit smaller,
a little bit smaller. Taylor, if you can hear me, minimize the sub count, just a little
bit smaller. It's still too big in a frame. It's just a little bit smaller, a little bit,
a little bit.
Bro, guys, this is not safe at all.
Here we go. Guys, we're 30k away, guys. We need to hurry up. It's time for me to
lift off. Oh, the balloon is fading away. The little tiny balloon. Oh my gosh. Guys,
we're at 971. We have to-
Bro, speed, please don't do this.
What are we doing not safe? All right, this is my camera for when I go up
We're good for last one
Oh my gosh, here we go
Chat I had this little camera no or when I go up in the air no because obviously y'all boys
I'm not gonna be able to see me. So we do have this camera. Just so y'all safe is let y'all know everything's
Gonna be all right
I've got it
Hey have eyes it's me
Yep hanging up hanging up hanging up. I'm pretty sure that's TLS bro like you can't just tell me to die here
Let's go
Add another balloon go back
Guys this is so not safe. Oh my gosh, I'm scared bro. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared
Who this isn't safe, bro?
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my god. We're 15k away. We have to go 15k away. I'm 15k away
That is the worst math I've ever seen in my life
Chat y'all say I have CTE speed your 25k away, bro. Chat that is the worst math I've ever seen in my entire life, bro
Literally, bro
You should maybe like bro get like more of a water frame will key. Yeah
Wait chat don't sub up don't sub up don't sub up wait chat
I want to hit 60 million in the air bro. Don't sub up yet. Don't sub up yet. Don't sub up yet. Don't sub up
Bro speed. Don't sub up yet. Don't sub up. You're not 14k. Don't sub up
Guys whoever watch whoever has a live feed. Let me know when I have 60 million cuz I'm a little bit
I'm a little bit delayed. Oh my gosh. Don't sub up wait. Oh
My day
Oh my gosh
Chad do not sub rub subscribe check go wait wait Chad relax. Don't sub up yet. Don't sub up
Bro, y'all check y'all going too fast, bro, bro. It's not going too fast that y'all going too fast
I'm not set up yet. He's setting me up so we can go up in the air. Wait wait wait wait
Wait wait wait, bro. This is so danger. Don't subscribe yet. Just wait just wait
please please
Their drop is bro are they unsubbing
Check everybody unsub real quick y'all unsub real quick so they can put the balloons and stuff on me, bro
Everybody unsub real quick everybody unsub chat. He has to put the balloons and stuff on me
This is taking so long bro
Geez yeah, yeah, real quick real quick
Real quick, but when I say sub everybody sub
Oh my god, here we go.
No, no, I can't watch this.
Oh my gosh, here we go.
This is a bad idea.
I just want to say publicly, this is a bad idea before this.
That's what, right here?
This is a bad idea, bro.
Right here, okay.
I'm right here.
Okay, here we go.
Oh my gosh.
Don't do it, bro.
Oh my gosh, here we go.
Don't do it, bro.
Whoa, bro, what?
Chad, too many people unsolved.
Wait, bro, I didn't...
Yo, not that many people on...
Guys, bro, I didn't say, oh, I didn't say it.
20,000 of y'all.
I said some of y'all, like three.
Oh my gosh, bro.
Yo, look at this guy.
Too many, bro, too many of y'all did it.
Speed, what the fuck is three unsubs gonna do, bro?
Oh my God, oh my God.
Is he good?
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my god, so many of y'all unsubbed flying's gonna fly oh my gosh
Who I'm scared time always beating I
Was scared it wasn't gonna fly. I know it's had just left them
Yeah, let them put the all auto balloon harnesses up cuz they're about to go up. Okay, so you guys it's it's a no rush
who
This is it man. I got this yeah
Breathe breathe breathe you got this speed
Jack this is so dangerous, bro. Oh my god. Oh
What if he goes to the power line
Can I get some water can I get some water that water right there that fresh water, please I need some water
To make sure you stay high. Please get some water. Oh
My gosh
This is not safe, bro
I'm scared that's what it is. I'm scared. I'm scared. That's what it is. Shut up. I think I'm scared
You got this me
Guys we need to put a move on it. We seriously need to put a move on it
We ready to be set check don't stop check relax. Don't stop. I'm not ready to hit 60 million yet check
They're not ready. What the hell?
Alright, we're gonna fill a little tug now.
A little tug?
Grab the camera.
Okay.
A little tug.
Yeah.
Okay, I feel it.
I feel the little tug.
I feel it.
Oh my gosh, I feel it.
I'm gonna make you feel like you're gonna blow off.
Okay, so we're gonna hold you down.
Okay.
A little bit right now.
We're gonna make it safe.
Okay.
We're gonna have a tag along so you won't go off.
Okay.
Okay
Okay, okay
Okay, yeah, just have him fly for like 20 feet and then bring him down. Oh my god
Don't put him in the sky. Okay. Okay. Don't put him in the sky. That's terrifying. Oh
Here we go, bro, ah
Let's go. Let's go
Chatter still not ready y'all do not hit 60 million yet. Don't hit 60 million. Don't hit 60 million yet
Guys don't sell up yet. They're not ready. They're not ready one in the chat
If this is a good idea to in the chat if this is a bad idea type right now before he flies I
Think this is a bad idea, bro. I believe this is a bad idea
These this looks crazy, bro. This is a
These look crazy
We're good.
Are we good or no?
Oh my God.
Yeah, I feel it.
I feel it.
Okay.
So look, I'm at like at 595, I want to be lifted up, okay?
So make sure that the balloon rigs, so like yeah, so hold me at 595, I want to be, yeah,
at 595.
right now is hold me so it's it is so it is camera so it is camera right now
I got him I got him I got him hold me up so it's a
this camera do it I don't know so we said this camera okay so okay okay okay
okay okay Chad at 60 million we're going up bro this is 60 million at 59
We're going up
1995
Just go up now. I bet I bet I go up a little bit
Little bit
Okay, okay, I'm gonna fill in a little bit. Okay
Okay
Just hold me hold me hold me
A little bit
Don't go up that much. Oh my gosh. Okay. Oh, yeah, I feel it. Yep. Yep
Yeah, but just slowly. Oh gosh. Holy crap. Okay. Yep. I know I know I know I know y'all
Oh my gosh. Yes. Oh my gosh. Okay. Okay. Oh my legs. Oh my legs. Oh my legs. Oh my legs. Oh my legs
Oh my legs. Oh my legs. Do not make please the balloons is getting me up
Oh my legs guys. Oh my legs. Oh my legs
Chat
60 milli chat we're going all the way up
This is dangerous
Yo.
Oh.
All right.
All tight so I won't fly out.
I will, I am my young.
He's got my legs, he's got my legs, he's got my legs.
He's got my legs, he's got my legs.
Oh, oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, talk about this 60.
We bought this 60.
We bought this 60 million.
Here, get these evils, get these evils.
We bought this 60.
He's gonna instantly hit it.
Here, somebody give my phone.
Somebody give me this 60 million.
Hold up Chad, wait.
Here somebody get it.
She's gonna instantly get it.
Tell me when we get 60 million.
Look at the sub count, look at the sub count.
Bro.
Yeah, it's going up like 1,000 every like two cents.
Come on, let me go.
It's time to go up.
It's time to go up, it's time to go up.
Come on, go up.
We got 96.
Hey, oh, get me.
No, him.
oh my gosh yeah what are we at 97 97 come on it's time to go up 98 oh my god
Oh
We have 60 million oh
Yes, 60 90.7 99. What the fuck is that 99?
99 oh my gosh, take my this 60. Oh
What is that? Oh my gosh, are we at 60 million?
99.7 everybody salvo. Oh my gosh
We're at 60, 60 million!
It's time to go on, baby!
60 million! Let's fly up in the air, baby!
Let's go!
Let's go, baby!
60 million!
Let's go, baby!
His head is cut, oh my god.
Why is nobody helping him?
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
He's bleeding.
Wait.
You go up and down.
Wait, you good?
Why is nobody helping him?
You good?
Sixty million!
Like it's soft!
Green apples.
Bro, his head is cut.
Baby.
Let's go!
Let's go, baby!
Sixty million!
Let's go, baby!
baby let's go it's a script let's go wait what it's a script oh baby 60
billion let's go bro cuz I feel like if speed really foul slips would have
like ran to him instantly bro I thought he deadass fell for a second I thought
say you know what I mean like bro slips love speed if speed actually fell slips
what a rant to him bro that's gotta be scripted bro wait but chat there was a
pad under guys there was a pad under bro I'm at like I thought he was gonna fly
what the fuck before I thought he was gonna fly me I got scammed I watched
that for 20 minutes
Bro, I got self-escript, I got scammed!
But dude, I was trying to think in my head, I'm like, bro, I don't see how this is safe.
Because if he flies up, how the fuck is he going to get down legitimately?
How is he going to get down?
It doesn't even, I don't even know a possible way where he can get down.
High-bives call him.
Hey, High-bives, it's me.
You can see it's going to be lied to.
Now we have to one up.
You have to do it for real this time.
Yo, speed did not fly.
I'm not going to fly, bro.
Hi, guys, I'm not going to fly, buddy.
Okay, maybe not without a parachute
that does seem a little, that could go wrong.
It seems a little unsafe, just a little bit.
So maybe we do it with a parachute,
11 million followers on Twitch,
If you live stream yourself skydiving.
Or, hi, guys, if I hit 11 million dollars,
or 11 million followers on Twitch,
we could do a pizza party with cake and soda.
Chat, what would y'all rather do?
Pizza party or...
God damn it.
IRL skydiving.
No, no, no.
Guys, no, no, no.
Jixi, what if a game you go skydiving
for a legend million, bro?
Bro, we're realistically gonna hit 11 million.
I'm gonna be honest, we're gonna hit it
like at the streamer games, bro.
We're gonna hit it in three days.
That's fine.
We could, there's planes over there too, bro.
I'm not getting in a plane.
I'm just gonna, bro, chill.
I'm just gonna hit it.
I wanna hit 11 million at my setup.
Guys, I'm not doing skydiving, bro.
High-vives fuck off
Well, I was scripted as shit
Yeah
Bro, but I'm logically thinking in my head
I'm like how is speed gonna go up in balloons and then get down safely doesn't even make sense cuz like once you go up
Balloons are designed to go up when they're released. They don't go down ever
So the only way for it to go down is to pop it, but then if they pop it, it's not safe
It's not safe, bro
Okay, so Chatslaying, instead of skydiving, go fuck a fan contest.
Alright, and that's the end of the phone call.
Jack, today we're going to be playing a $1 steam game, a $1 horror game.
It is called Scary Games 2, the Mad Shepherd.
I'm going to go pee, and then I'm going to go jelk, and I'll be back, alright?
Ignore the second part.
Yeah, I'm gonna go pee and goon and I'll be back in 10 seconds
BRB y'all
One dollar
you
i talked to you all right bro today we are playing a one dollar
Steam game
Chat what is good bro chat are you guys ready bro? Are you guys nervous sad happy? Did you cry?
Chat okay, okay, okay this game right here
This game right here is called scary games 2. I don't even know that I made a one. It's called scary games to the mad shepherd. I did a little bit of research. It is made by Indie developer and it is $1 in steam bro.
How good could a $1 scary game be?
Let's see, bro chat. I wonder if it's actually gonna be scary or not
I wonder if it's actually gonna be scary or not. That's what I'm curious about
Do you know what I mean? All right, can this loading bar? Why is the loading bar going?
My name is Azilia, I have been shepherding since I was 15.
My relationship with animals has always been better with people.
He likes animals, okay?
Everything started with mutter he sowed, he called me his village meter to Sheepard.
Sheppard, since I couldn't get along with the villagers here, I accepted it immediately.
Okay?
So he's a sh-sh-sh-sh-shepard, if you don't know, means sheep herder.
When I arrived at the village, I felt something strange.
The people were silent, too silent.
Their gazes were empty.
Okay, okay.
So there's something creepy going on in this village here.
The village chief showed me around the village.
He showed me the river where the animals drink water.
Finally, we went to the house.
I would say, on the way to Mr. Grandpa, he was a strange man.
He had mounted his motorcycle's engine on to his wheelchair.
He was drifting on the village road.
When we arrived at the house, it was starting to get dark.
He gave me the key.
You'll get used to it, he said.
He didn't say what I would get used to.
Oh, yeah, it's like five nights at Freddy's in a scary village. It's like five nights
Come on then let me grab the lantern and go feed the birds bro
Guys this game is only one dollar, okay, so I don't
Lantern whoa, I'm lagging whoa
Oh, how do you grab stuff?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, how do you grab stuff?
What button?
Oh, oh, oh.
Yo, but I thought that's the lantern.
Oh, I got it!
Nice!
Let there be light!
guys it's only $1 so it's a little bit laggy this isn't creepy at all it's a
chill little village the animals aren't here I wonder if they escaped I need to
find them press R to call the animals
I think my guy has CTE I think. I think my guy has CTE.
animals where you at dude?
it's valentine's day bro!
that's my grandpa's wheelchair.
Who just who just did that?
Somebody just
Someone's peeing you hear that who's
Broken cassette tape
Somebody drop the steamer!
Sheep dunk?
Animals, where y'all boys at?
Shush, shush, shush, shush!
Not that, not that, not that!
No one calls out to animals like that, bro!
What? No one does that!
What in the world was the mad shepherd of right bro where are my animals out I'm
I'm trying to take care of them.
It's that Tim Cheese!
What in the...
Oh, shh!
Bro, they got Tim Cheese in here.
That's the Village Chief's house.
A little birdie is there too.
Let me ask where the chief is.
He's not a pelican?
Hello little birdie, where's the village chief?
Birdie, birdie, where's the village chief?
Oh, it's a toucan.
They're inside with your mother.
All right.
You got your mom jokes.
Really, bro. Really, bro.
The Mad Shepherd was right what he told.
I need to find him.
Village Chief, where you at, baby?
in the world!
Die! Die!
Let's get this done!
What type of game? I mean, it's a dollar. Okay, the game is one buck.
How did I end up in here? What the hell is going on in this village?
I'm going to lose my mind.
Yo, so the animals are like people?
Jinxie, this is Game of the Year, trust me.
This might be the best daughter I've ever spent in my life.
I'm out of control here.
This might be the best daughter I've ever spent in my life, bro.
Shit, that reminds me of Terry.
Oh, Terry! Come on, Terry!
Okay, day two, guys. Day two.
Somebody said average day in tarpon sprints.
Hey, bro, it's day two today.
I should go to the little bird. Maybe he'll tell me.
Bro, but this guy made a yo mama joke last time.
last time. Little birdie, what happened to the animals, bro? You'll stop making your
bottom jokes! Okay, don't be mad, I'll tell you everything, but first, there's something
to do for me. What does she want me to do? Stroke it a little? The bird I love is
in the first house on the left of the village where house number four bring it
to me oh he's got a crush he's got a crush bro house number four I got you
I don't see a bird
Somebody killed him!
Or her, no judgment.
Don't know if you're into wieners or whatever.
Should I tell him he's dead?
Bro, he's dead!
Bro, Mr. Birdie, your friend died.
Or your crush.
Your friend died.
He's dead, bro.
What do you mean he's gone, you son of a- I didn't kill him.
You're trying to maleponate me.
I know, I didn't touch him.
Somebody killed him, I don't know.
Is that a cat or is he crying?
Was that a cat or did he cry?
This game's not really built out that well.
Anyway, I'll tell you what, I know.
I listened carefully.
Before you got here, we had a crazy shepherd called the mad shepherd.
He was a bit odd.
He used to talk to the animals.
One day this mad man became the village sheep.
That's the guy with the bleeding chest.
While I was grazing the sheep, someone called my name.
He said, the chief said, you must imagine it.
I sent him away.
The next day the shepherd came again.
The animals lost their appetite.
They're grazing very little.
They keep looking around, he said, the chief said.
It's like this day, Tere.
Yeah, I think this is an AI script, bro.
They'll be here tomorrow.
Bro, because some of these words
don't even make sense in these sentences.
Look guys, some of these sentences don't even make sense.
I think this is AI.
The day before yesterday, the madman locked the animals
in the barn and then he disappeared.
After that, the village chief hired you.
One more thing, the shepherd's only good relationship
was with the village grave digger.
All right.
If you find the grave digger, you
might learn what happened to the mad shepherd.
Wait, I'm going to hit my camera a little bit smaller.
Oh, never mind.
So find out what happened to the grave digger.
Guys, stop saying pardon.
I said grave digger.
I need keys, I think.
Who the fuck is that?
Oh, you can drink in this game?
Bro, I'm so confused.
Everything's so scary in here, bro.
Okay, does anybody know the combination or should I just guess 6, 7, 6, 7?
Is it actually 6?
Wait, is it actually 6, 7, 6, 7?
I can't tell if you guys have told them you're not.
How do I click?
Guys, it actually is 6'7", 6'7"?
Wait, what?
How do I guess though?
How do I click here?
Arrow keys?
No?
Who's walking?
Guys, it's not arrow keys.
I don't know which one it is.
We got a WSD.
Love that guy.
I swear to God, if it's 6'7", 6'7", I see it at all.
Bro, if it's actually 6'7", 6'7".
This is a moment of truth.
No, it's not.
Chad, what button is it?
It's not 6-7-6-7. Enter? No.
Chat, I don't know. I don't know what button it is.
6-7-6-7 was a good guess though. That was a good guess.
Secret drawer.
Interesting.
This game is very interesting.
Jinxy, this is Game of the Year, do you think?
Sounds like a creeper from Minecraft.
That should look like Resident Evil food, chat.
Did I do it?
Guys, did I do it?
Let's check House 6.
Yeah, for a $1 game, it's about what I expected, bro.
It's very laggy and some of the script looks a-
Oh, there's blood here.
It's- I went in here.
Well, bro, I don't really know what to do now.
Guys, the code is not 6767 SHUT UP!
No, it's not!
It's 3167?
Wait, for real?
For real!
A lot of people are saying 3167.
Bro Chat, I bet you the code is going to give us the key, like whatever's in here, it's
going to be the key.
Oh, wait.
It was except, oh, I broke the game.
The game is broken.
Oh my god.
Yep, the game is broken.
I broke the game.
Motha got it! Motha got it! It looked the other way! Maw him! 3, 1, 6...
It was me. It wasn't everyone!
Jeff, what now? What do I click? What do I click?
He doesn't work.
Guys, somebody's got another code.
Now suck it.
Okay, ban that little shit stain.
Ban that little shit stain.
Answer?
Nothing, nothing.
Try one, two, three, four.
Bro, but come on, man.
It's going to be more secretive than that.
It's never just one, two, three, four, bro.
It's always more secretive than that.
It's three, one, six, seven?
For realsies?
Guys, I don't think it is.
guess I don't think it is all right guys well we played the game for 10
minutes and then it got glitched and then it got glitched hey you know what
though bro for a $1 game that's the best dollar I've ever spent bro you
You know, chat, I could have got a Hershey's kiss or a Hershey's chocolate bar, but I got that instead.
I think my game glitched, chat.
Cause bro, like everybody was saying 3167.
You know what, chat?
For a one-daughter game, that wasn't too shabby.
Bro, that wasn't too shabby, bro.
I'm not even gonna hold you, bro.
Now it is time to hit diamond!
Come on.
Jack, lock in. Everybody put your hand on your reiner and start stroking it at a medium pace.
Hand on your reiner and start stroking at a medium pace.
Guys, let's do this.
bro chat tomorrow tomorrow when y'all boys see me it's gonna be iRL tomorrow when y'all boys see
me it's gonna be iRL chat i'm gonna do like five to ten iRLs a year bro and this is gonna be one
of them chat not only is tomorrow iRL stream but it is basically the olympics bro like chat
I'm gonna be able to prove to you guys that I am in an athletic fucking specimen
Point blank period now chat. We're trying to hit diamonds today, bro. We're trying to hit diamond as y'all boys know
Here's my plans, bro
So here's my plans
We're gonna get back from the streamer games
On August 11th. I'm going to play the last of us part one and two all on a singular stream
Then I'm either going to do an R6 marathon where I can't end the stream until I solo queue to champion, or I'm going to do Elden Ring DLC.
I haven't decided yet. What should I do? Guys, vote up. We're going to do Last of Us because I'm not pushing that back anymore.
But after Last of Us, what should I do? Like legitimately.
Guys want to pull should I do out and ring DLC or R6 solo to champ?
We could do both we could do both
But what would y'all rather me do first? You know what I mean? What would you rather me do first is the question?
chapter to pull I'm gonna add a
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, guys, after the last of us, pull, which I'll want
me to do.
Because a solo champion marathon, we've never done solo champion marathon.
And listen to this chat.
This is the hardest ranked system Siege has ever implemented.
I have never solo-acquired a champion.
This season on console, I have solo-acquired every game.
I have not duo-acquired, trio-acquired, I have a 71-1 percentage because I'm the truth.
Shout out Anthony Edwards.
I'm the truth!
Jack, today, if we could reach Diamond, today we could put ourselves in a really
good positions to get champion in that marathon. But guys, the thing is Diamond to Champ is
going to be the most heavy lifting. That's going to be the most heavy lifting. I'm going
to charge my phone really quick.
Please be a good map!
Oh my god I have a diamond in my lobby. Oh my god I have a diamond in my lobby.
Oh my god! This is the first diamond I've encountered.
Pfft! In rank 3 put it out.
ORA! ORA! ORA!
BAN!
Ooh, low key band fortress, I don't want to attack fortress.
Theme park, I can attack.
Bro, this is the first diamond I've ever encountered,
Chad, I'm not even kidding.
Wait, this is the wrong controller.
We're trying to get diamond today, come on!
Come on, Chad, come on!
Come on chat
Okay, night Haven labs we're attacking lock in great map. We honestly got the best map out of the bunch
I have a slight today for students members. Remember chat full passion. I can't lose old passion today. Come on. I
Have enough time to play for like two to three hours if I don't lose a single game
I'll get diamond I'll get diamond in like two hours, but I need to play perfect like
To rank up in solo queue you have to be the best player on your team consistently
Consistently you have to be top-fragging every other game and that's what I need to do today, bro
Jinxie I'm touching it to your stream
So you're thinking about I have to play perfect after play perfect why a short stream because
short stream today because I have a flight tonight and I have to get ready
because the next two days we've got swimmer games.
Pink!
Lock in.
I need to get diamond.
Let's go.
I need everybody to lock in, bro.
I need everybody to lock in.
Let's go.
We're going right to diamond now.
Come on.
If I get diamond, I believe I'm gonna be in the top like 1% out of players guys rank 3.0
It's not it's not some
Short order. It's a tall task
I'm gonna go ram because I'm the best ram North America
Lock it full passion. Let's go. Swig of the coffee. Swig of the coffee
You've located a bomb. Make your way to its location and defuse it.
Right 3.0 is the best thing this game has ever done and it literally got me back into the game.
Like champion should have meaning, bro.
Well, I'm on my old controller with like my old beat-up control freak and it feels so good.
Bro, it feels so good.
of
the
I'm down here.
Patience.
That's why we're patient.
Remember, to be an R6 champion,
We have to have the patience of a deep-sea fisherman.
Remember that.
This isn't bad.
I'm making the play.
But not on cams, they're lazy.
They're lazy, that's why they suck.
I'm about to kill the real team.
I'm gonna move off through my explosion.
of
death
of
death
of
No, no, no, no, no, no, don't peek, don't peek, don't peek, don't peek, please!
Don't peek! Wait to do the fuse!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT
God that should have been a triple
That should have been a triple
Oh, that should have got the triple
Coop, think of it again for now, and I'll think of it again for the prime, frog think of it again for the prime
King think of it again for the prime, famous think of it again for the first time in my life
Not bad kid, not bad kid
Ben you
Jinxy try brawl hola into a future stream. I got you bro. I don't play that game
Carried lol I had two kills and an assist and then I set up the plan you're a sack of garbage
Jinxie sucks that siege. Thanks for the follow-up, bro
That's definitely a new account
So you know what I wondered where's Carter, bro
Yeah, I haven't seen Carter in like months, bro. Where's Carter pink liquid with the twitch transcription
James I need you to lock in tomorrow pandas. I'm telling you bro like
I'm gonna win the streamer games, bro. Our team is gonna win our team is gonna win bro real shit real shit
Our team is gonna win bro
hell. Milkman thinking about him.
I need to locate a bomb. Breacher thinking about him. I'm trying to get dynamite. Check
out me. Come on, chat. It's a good start. It's a good start.
You can see you're going to ruin it for your team. Barra.
Chat, a little bit of a pro tip to never get your drone shot in Siege, always whenever you set up your drone in a spot that you like, get off of it.
Now this might be weird and you might not understand why, but if you're on your drone it has a light, it has a light and it gives away the position.
If you're off your drone, the light turns off and it's five times harder to see. Five times harder to see.
Little bit of a fun fact guys, little bit of a fun fact.
probably shouldn't be that it's a very high variance line
I'm going to kill you.
What did she just say?
Is Ram Polish I think?
What did she say?
I
Is that
Oh
That has my skin
Yo, what type of evil R6 is this? Bro, bro, bro, what type of evil R6 is this? My drunk
gets clashed into a barrel and then I one tap this guy's head five times and he doesn't
die? You need to work on your aim? Brother, I shot him square in the head! Square in
man you need to work on your brain start thinking about the prime like what was that what was
that actually man what the hell bro like I'm so confused man my drum gets glitched and
and then I shoot this guy and I had five times
and nothing happens.
What was that, bro?
Speed is in the moon right now.
No, he's not.
Hey, Jinxie, I'm gooning to you right now.
Yo, bro, thanks for sharing that information with me.
You're getting permanently banned.
Jack, this is not like some free range,
like this isn't Brazzers, bro.
This is Twitch.
This is not Brazzers!
Spectrum, thank you for the cheer one.
Kegel, thank you for the cheer one.
Jinx, you need to invest in a Titan.
Yo, Ozie, luckily for you, man,
or luckily for me, I don't have a one inch penis.
So I'm not gonna buy a Titan.
Ha, ha, I don't have a one inch penis.
Vagina with the five gifts in it.
Jinxie, you're so fine, let me crack.
Ten seconds to go.
Five seconds to go.
Permission to goon, question mark.
Mara!
I'm going in now.
Please, sir.
Brutal to Ash to not rush in. Classic.
We have a naughty kitten.
Yeah, we have a naughty kitten.
Chad remind me to switch to my default drone so I can be more combative in place.
Using a drone like this is just a one way to get to co-
What's happening right now?
What is this game?
here's somebody
We're loaded!
One hour for remaining.
Backing you to the network.
Niiiice!
There it is!
Good work boys. Jinxy, hit your vape to lock in. Jinxy, how many hours do we have to watch
to get your skin on August 11th? Oh, I forgot to tell you guys this. So chat. We were going
to do my MVP mute bundle as a drop, but I saw people saying like yo bro what the fuck
I bought the skin so then I was like, oh wait, that's probably a bad idea.
So the drops on August 11th are just going to be alpha packs, but chat, there's something
special coming to alpha packs soon that I don't think I could say, that I don't think
I could say.
Jen, I know it's an L, but bro, you got to think like people bought that skin for
like 15 bucks and then if people get it for free the people that bought are gonna get fucked over
i know chat hits a hell but bro i know but then the people weren't like complaining about it and
like they're kind of right i'm not gonna lie probably join
like yeah do you guys what like alpha packs are ass okay but there's something cool happening
to alpha packs soon that i can't say what it is soon
you lying bitch I'm not a liar we were gonna do it but then I saw people
complain about it so I was like oh this is probably a bad idea
What is August 11th? It is a 2v2 r6 streamer tournament. 2v2 r6 streamer tournament. I have like 11 people right now. Once I get all 16, I'm gonna tell you.
It's gonna be keep up. Like the list we have right now is good.
in the chat!
My buddy walked in. He stayed out. Wow. Yo, is that Joe could be death?
20 seconds. He's got a plant. He's in sight. Wait for the plant. You're standing on a drone hole. Oh god.
I thought they might walk in, but then when I'm mad, why are we peeking? Why are we peeking?
Oh wait, this guy's Diamond. This guy can do whatever the fuck he wants.
This guy's Diamond and ranked 3.0? Daddy can do whatever he wants.
Go now, go now, he's planting. Alright, never mind, this guy's ass.
Yo, alright, let me explain why that was horrible.
If you hear no audio with one second left, what do you think he's doing, bro?
What do you think he's doing?
If you hear no audio, located the diffuser, just call it.
Yo, uh, bro, never mind this guy's terrible.
If you hear no audio with one second left, what do you think is happening?
If you had to guess if you hear no audio with one second left, what do you think's happening?
He was so late to that plant that the guy ended up planting and getting away.
That was so poorly played.
Slim dog the producer one.
Like chat it's dead ass that simple though.
If there are two seconds on the clock and you hear no audio,
the guy has to be planting.
Because if he was running at you, you would hear it.
So he's hiding from nothing.
Jinxie, you're emerald kid.
I'm emerald one, and I have 14 games played,
and I have a 71 win percentage on solo queue.
I'm literally the truth.
I'm literally the truth, bro.
I goon when you say ball right I'm not gonna say it play squirtle buddy I know
you see this not today squirtle maybe when I get back from streamer games
Secure the area. Keep the boss protected.
This guy has my Charm Ws!
Swim in bags!
JG keep up the great work. Thank you, bro. Bro, thank you, man. Thank you, bro.
When did you see tournament August 11? And then the Fortnite tournament should be like
Ten days after
Where the strong go
Where'd the strong go?
camera quickly.
I'm going to crawl. I'm going to crawl over there. Do not rise in front of the window.
Do not rage in front of the...
Where for the plan?
Start half-cuff the explosion.
Mission critical, bomb, the fuse are activated.
I'm one HP.
Guys, but it was a 5B3!
Guys, it was a 5B3!
Why did everyone pee?
Why?
We should have been in the main menu loading screen, man.
And now we're in 3-2 match point.
Why did everybody peek?
Why?
I can't do anything in that scenario.
Why did everybody peek?
I'm 1-HP getting held.
It was a 5-3.
What do you mean ironic?
I had to peek.
It was a 2-2 scenario and he planted.
It's not that deep.
It literally is that deep.
If not everybody peaked, we would be out of the lobby right now.
We would have won the game.
Also, if Vigil had common sense, we'd be out of the game.
Vigil, if there's one second on the clock and you hear no audio,
he has to be planting.
Like this game's been out for 10 years.
Use your brain.
Fuck.
If there's one second on the clock and you hear no audio, it means he's in the other side
planting.
Why did you wait till 0000 to start moving?
If you move quicker, you can catch him with his pants down.
The guy has to plant for seven seconds.
Get to stare at the floor and type up a Times New Roman font essay for seven seconds.
Why did you not move?
Swapping!
Shield out!
Our accountability! What do you want me to be accountable for?
What do you want me to be accountable for?
I have not messed up one dime!
I am playing perfect siege!
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO BE ACCOUNTABLE FOR?
WHAAATCH?
You wanna be some crazy person and blame me for everything?
Do you wanna be some- Do you wanna be some insane person and take blame for everything?
What am I supposed to be accountable for? What?
RELOAD!
The game's been out for 11 years and Vigil's not moving when he hears no audio of the second
lap.
He has to be playing Vigil, which is not rocket science.
Put the SMG 12 down for three seconds and start using your head.
Yeah, here we go.
I'm glad you're on it.
Get on this camera, vigil.
Good to get on this fucking camera.
You better get on that fucking camera, I swear.
I'm gonna enjoy the win you fucking idiots
Enjoy the kill I'm gonna enjoy the win
You fucking idiot wt man bro for knowing to actually stick that. Thank God
Bro, Katie's a 1.3 win percentage is 73
Yo chat. I'm not gonna lie
73 win percentage in solo queue is nothing short of just fucking aura
Zero accountability. You have to understand, I know you're like a silver, you have to understand
if this guy kills me while he's baiting on a hatch because I only swung that because a lot of
him is going to drop the hatch because I see forward the stairs and he had five seconds left.
But because these dogs shit at the game and he's playing for his KD, because he didn't drop
the hatch as early as he could, now might as you may have that extra second to the fuse,
but you're not ready for that conversation. That's why you should sit back and grab
some popcorn and learn from the truth.
Like bro let me explain this because motherfuckers are pissing me off.
I understand he killed me, but chat, like, because he baited on the hatch, we won the
game.
Like, he killed me because if he would have dropped the hatch and played for time, I would
have shotgunned him.
But because he baited on the hatch and wasted extra two seconds to kill me, now my teammate
can diffuse.
If you don't understand that concept, you're not ready for the next level of the game.
You're not ready for the next level of the game.
Security area. Keep the bombs protected.
Malia, I'm thinking of a friend.
Let it go and take some accountability.
Accountability for what? I won the match!
Gotta hate that word.
Accountability for what? I won the fucking match, bro!
What?!
I went 7 and 5 and won the match? It's a pure game of Siege!
What are you talking about kid?
Accountability for why won the game I care I play for the win. I
Don't play for the highlight reel. I play for the win, bro
I said it I said it I said it actually don't mind this map
That end, he just shot my body.
Don't could be just shot my body.
Did you see that?
He just shot my body.
Okay.
Word, word, word.
Alright.
Don't could be just ran in and shot my body.
This happened to 20 times.
ran it ran inside once on the breach once inside once on the breach once
inside come on team you got this you got this spade
yeah I don't mind this map because I actually kind of have like some routes
down attacking it's annoying but defending it's easy
You got this, mate. Come on, team, come on!
Still on the bridge, still on the bridge. That's a big kill. Nice! Nice, guys! Nice,
guys! No, no, don't overheat. It's a good one. Yeah, Malusi's 1 HP. I would play very
passive right now. But if he's 1HP, I would play very passive.
Remember, he has to plant! Remember, he has to plant!
Good movement, good movement, good movement, good movement.
There we go!
Way to fucking reposition off the noise, kid!
Well done!
Hey, Jamesy!
Hate from Delaware!
Mods!
Bear this guy!
Left with a negative auto though.
That's good movement. He moved off the noise. That's good.
Alright, we need...
How many wins do I need for diamond? Three?
I was nine RP in let's see let's check tracker pro I think I'm three or four off. I
Want to say four, but I hope I'm three off
Bro, we drop a good KD this game. We're gonna have a 1.4 KD
Which I'm on a seven game when you speak that's actually insane
Okay, I gained plus 20. I gained plus 20
so I
I need 80, I need 79, so I need four wins.
Four wins straight starting now.
That's perfect because I'm going to be live for the next like two and a half hours.
Little bit perfect. Next two hours.
So yeah, four wins.
If I go back to back to back to back wins, I'm diamond.
That's insane.
Oh, I should have went in here all good all good
It's all good in the hood.
Why are you part timing today?
Because I have to travel, ass wipe!
approve butler with the one thousand bit donation yo don't go just wanted to stop
in and say I've seen probably 35 other streamers live right now that are better
than UNCG location secure
I mean butler come on bro come on
I'm going to get diamond!
Come on!
Today's the day!
What are you for once?
I thought it would happen after the flash.
Oh my god, my timing is so bad, oh my god.
My timing is actually despicable.
He jumped in as I turned.
Maybe only did that because he heard me reload, but ah, nobody says cut his name, it's
be real.
Alright, maybe this guy is.
Did he jump?
Yo, did he jump in off of me reloading? I mean if he did, that's pure respect
Did he jump in off of me reloading?
Oh my god, if he did that's respect. I don't even know what else to say. I
Think he did bro, because like he could clearly see on his snake ability that I was staring at the window
Now I'm gonna be honest if this guy's actually that stupid to where that worked I'm gonna lose it
like if he doesn't if he didn't know that I was nice oh my god like yo this
winning streak is crazy like guys this shit is cray-cray sisters I'm on a
seven game winning streak my teammates are good every game and I play good
most games I don't know my teammates are fucking goaded bro if I win this I
I think we're three-off diamonds. Ben, thank you for the time. Love me to death, kid.
Okay, if you got something to be real, I don't think Snake heard me.
I'm gonna be honest. I don't think he heard me reload.
If he did, that's pure respect, but, bro, I was like ten feet away.
No one's picking up on that sound cue besides literally just me. I'm not even trolling.
There's no way he heard me reload that hopped in. He's just a fucking idiot, and then he fried me.
If he if that's so lucky, I should have just kept on the angle though, I don't make it
better to remember to be an R6 champion, you need the patience of a deep sea fisherman,
Reese's Puffs, make it better to find Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, eat them up, eat them
up, eat them up, eat them up, be able to make it better to walk, El Ego, see here's
the thing, in life, quote of the day, don't ever confuse confidence with Ego
Okay.
I'm so does with the past years as a
person to do the right here and
so I'm going to talk about here
because anybody.
Do you think that we're actually
going off this game not going
to live.
No, no, no, no, no.
Give me that you know that
Give me that! Give me that!
I'm not doing that, I don't know why. Maybe it's just...
I guess it's just autism?
The autismity...
Actually, I want to say
That night
of
23 time champion. 23 time champion. Remember that? I always have the upper hand.
Do you see how aware I am?
Do you see how aware I am, chat?
And then we don't grow up because it's a 5v1, because I'm just a month?
And I know he's baited.
Nice, guys!
Come on!
Do you feel it?
Do you feel the champion coursing through your testicles?
Bro, it's just to be a 23-time champion, you have to have the patience of a deep sea fisherman.
Wait, am I 23-time or 21-time? Let me actually check.
I want to know this so I can drag it.
Let's see how many times by a champion in Siege. All right, let's go to the bottom. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 23 time champion.
23 times champion.
Ora. I believe the word that the kids use for that is aura. 23 times, bro. Monkey, thinking about him. Everything to bottom.
Nice AI. It's a public website called R6 Tracker. Kick rocks, kid.
I'll tell you this here and now, boys, if we get diamond,
you need to locate a bomb.
That's a really good start.
Like, guys, I've been on...
Guys, I've been on console for three days.
If we get diamond in three days, that's crazy.
Well, three or four days.
Diamond is for bots, y'all I'm gonna be honest.
I disagree.
In ranks 3.0 I think if you're a ranks 3.0 diamond you were a ranks 2.0 lower end champion.
What's going to happen in rank 3.0 is the only people that are going to hit champion
are like your top like 5,000 champs.
So instead of there being 70,000 champs this season, there's probably literally going to
be like 5 to 10 gags.
So there's going to be like 1 7th of the champs there was.
of
the
death of
death
of
One one one
I mean it's so hard to win that there it's worth it's a two
before they're all on pixels, DMRs, TCSGs. It's hard to win that. I have to get
channeled. I'm gonna have to take that gunfight. I have to take that gunfight. I have another option.
All good, man. All good, all good, all good. Washed, washed. Because I died? Like, what do you...
What do you mean, what? Like, because I died? What? Sharky, give all of them.
All good, all good, all good. Here's what's gonna happen. They're gonna win this round.
Our teammate's baiting, which is fine. They're gonna win this round and we're gonna win the
downstairs attack. I still don't really know how I'm supposed to attack down. Maybe we
ban like, ban that arcade and then we just get the wall, but the problem with
getting that wall to just get C4 15 seconds you must recover the diffuser we have been
eliminated it's crazy you gave up on Lee I play League um every morning and every
night it's my favorite game besides siege it's probably my second favorite game
of all time I'm gonna be challenger in league in three to four years I would say
Fonsee they could have all I'd be like Nevada it's not challenger like
masters illusion they were just one I'll be a masters jungler in like two
years. Go on. I'll be a master's
jungler like two years. You can
laugh, I don't really care. You
can laugh. The next league
stream is going to be the gold
push like when I'm close when I
get back to like silver two
probably silver two. How do we
tell you gang bro? Check my
up GG man. I'm literally messy.
I'm the point of difference.
Guys, when I play siege, I'm
the point of difference in
every game. When I play
league on the point of difference in every game. I'm the goddamn truth, bro.
All right, my teammate left to go get a pop tart on match point. All right. So we
finally have diamonds in our lobbies. I wonder where to start seeing champions
in our lobbies.
Things he speed died. Check his stream. Nope. I was in his stream. He said
green apples.
Tom Brady!
They went down and they banned it every hard creature these guys are locked they're my
And they locate and defuse the bomb
Yo, I'm I called it. I guys what up, bro?
Great office
This is located.
Flashbang!
I want to kill everybody.
he's gonna lose to lesion i mean he is half healthy you know he has a shoddy but the shotgun's
fucking broken thank god thank god i just your chat i just shit on century that guy got
fucking smoke
It's another win I
Don't know what to say, man go to ask teammates. I'm playing good
Bro, we are three wins away from diamond in chat
I'm literally gonna end in like two hours. So I have enough time. I have enough time to get diamond. I'm not even kidding
Three wins away from diamond. We're close boys. I'm gonna go pee pee pee
75 win percentage solo queue Oh, huh? Oh, huh?
All right, kids, welcome back to my stream.
three wins away from Diamond. Chat do me a favor, bro. If I reach Diamond today, we're
going to do a group guinathon where we stroke from ball to tip out of a medium pace with
or without lubricant. I'm three wins away from greatness. Three wins away from legacy. I
think if I go win, win, win, I'm going to be Diamond five with an 80% one percentage.
And then I'd be on like a 12 game when he shriek.
I don't know why chat, but like every time I queue right now solo queue, knock on wood.
You know what?
Every time I solo queue, my teammates are absolute units and obviously I'm an absolute
unit.
I don't know why.
It's like, I just keep getting lucky bro.
I'm literally just don't know queue chat, what is your siege level?
If anybody in here has a higher siege level than me, I'll shit myself.
What is your siege level?
I'm 1,440.
My eyes.
All right.
What is your, what is your siege level?
Fix your drone skin.
Oh my God.
Mod that guy.
I probably wouldn't have forgotten that I'm not even gonna lie.
I wouldn't have forgotten.
Which, where do you go to change your drone skin?
Locker?
Or career?
Is it locker?
Devices.
devices. Yeah, I'm going default. I'm going default.
Chat, I need to go default drone skin and this way I can like be as sweating as possible.
Where is default drone skin?
Chat, where do I go for default drone skin? Where do I go?
I'm level 1,441. I'm sure you are, bro. What flavor is your vape? I don't have a vape.
Chad, where do you go for default? You're saying CTE? I don't think there's an option.
I don't think there's an option.
I just need a drone skin that's like dark.
Yo I don't think you can do default drone skins anymore.
unequipped the skin you're using currently, where there's no option to unequip it.
You can't unequip. All you can do is change. If one more person says unequip, I'm literally
going to shove this controller up my ass. You can't unequip. All you can do is change.
Go to your attacker.
Nope, it's not an attacker.
What do you mean CTE?
What the fuck do you want me to do?
I don't have an option.
I'm not allowed to un-equip.
I can equip, and that's it.
That's all I can do.
I can't un-equip.
My options are add to favorites and switch.
Go to appearance.
Okay, so Chad doesn't know, so you can't do it.
You can't do it.
yep you physically can't do it you can't use a default drone scan anymore so
what is that like the rarest drone scan in the game then
press on equipped bro
thanks for telling me that bro I didn't even think about that
YOU CAN'T!
Go to operators again.
You know what? I'm just gonna accept the L here that you can't unequip drones cans.
That's how I'm gonna do it.
I'm just gonna accept the L here that you can't- is it an Intel?
Yeah, these are only for these individual ops.
Slaps, I'm gonna unadd you just letting you know.
Attacker appearance.
Yeah, you guys are just spitballing, nobody actually knows how to do it.
You can't unequip a drone skin, all you can do is change to a current skin.
And then the default skin is nowhere to be found because this game is dog shit.
Dusty, they can divide gifts into steps.
She owned up a Dusty to chat.
If I were a game and I had brain cells, which Siege doesn't, when you go to drones, the first
option is to just be default.
So like if I want to play the game competitively and I want to have a default drone skin, you
give me that option.
Dusty with the 10 gifted subs, she owned.
You're a fucking idiot.
Okay, so here's what we're going to do.
Aiden with a 1.
This guy right here.
See, these are the psychopaths I'm talking about.
Retard brain dead, you're a fucking idiot.
All right, bro.
So Aiden, here's what you're gonna do.
You're gonna explain step-by-step in your next message
of how to unequip the drone skin.
And if it doesn't work, I'm gonna permanently ban you
and you're never gonna be seen in my stream again.
You're a retard, you're a retard, this isn't funny.
I don't even think I'm trying to get a clip.
It's like, bro, I'm literally trying
to unequip my drone skin.
Like you have a 73 IQ Aiden you are so fucking stupid. It's disgusting. You have a 73 IQ
I'm obviously I want to unequip my drone skin. What is the clip? What's the clip if I can't unequip the drone skin like
So Aiden here's what you're gonna do in your next message
You're gonna explain exactly step-by-step
step how to unequip my drone skin and get it on default or I'm permanently
banning you and you're never in my chat again all right so everybody wait for
Aiden and tag him Aiden you're on the clock oh that's his last message hey
everybody wait for Aiden Aiden give me a step-by-step of how to do it or I'm an
I won't love you're never typing my chat again I'm fucking permanently banning
Give me a step-by-step right now, Aiden. Let's go. Step-by-step. Operators, attackers, appearance.
Nope, that's not step-by-step. Operators, attackers, appearance, and then what? And then what? And then what?
That's not a step-by-step, Aiden. I know you have a 15 IQ, but I need you to raise you to a 20.
Raise you to a fucking 20.
Why would your drone skin be in an operator appearance?
Think about what you just said, you stupid cock sucker.
Band-batch, what are you showing me?
What are you showing me?
That is all the message.
Aiden, what do you do after appearance?
What do you do?
Oh
And you can't wait to ban you out to this because I already know what it's gonna do
It's gonna let me unequip twitches, but it's not gonna let me unequip universal so I can't wait to ban you
Why would putting on a default drone skin require your operator's appearance with
your uniform? Make that make sense. If the UI is actually that dog shit, you got it big
bro. What? That's the whole world gone crazy. I'm in drone skins. Just give me a default
drone skin option. Jixi, the UI starts here, but I'm gonna type CT anyways. Like bro,
if I go to my drone skins, it should just be there. Period. It should just be there.
that's a repeat from before now
can't see cause of the pain
I'm going to kill them all.
That ain't... Alright Aiden, if I'm right you VIP me.
I'm not gonna VIP you regardless.
You spammed fucking retard in my chats one time.
I'm not gonna VIP you.
But guess what?
If you're right Aiden, you won't get banned.
Enjoying with the 25 gifted subs.
Skiddy, biddy, biddy, biddy, biddy,
she also dropped, biddy, biddy, biddy, biddy,
and so on and so forth.
Listen to what I'm trying to say, though.
Like, everybody, slow down,
get your hands off your keyboards for one second.
If I go to the drone skins category,
there should be an option that says default.
If you disagree with that,
let's get boxing gloves and settle this in a rank.
If you're gonna type CTE in the chat,
even if you're right, Aiden,
the UI is still dog shit,
But technically you're right, I don't care.
The UI's dog shit.
If I go to a drone skins category,
there should be an option that says default.
Like any game ever created ever in the history of the world.
Secure the bomb.
Nah, you're right, but it's not there.
But Aiden, you see why?
Like Aiden, Aiden, do you see why?
despise you Aiden because like you just agreed that the UI is dog shit, but then you're spamming CTE
Do you see why I despise? Do you see why I fucking despise you?
You agree that the UI is dog shit and then you're spamming CTE and then you said this isn't funny by the way
Like thinking I'm trying to be funny
I'm going to the drone skins category and there's not a default option and then you're typing CTE
Do you see why I fucking hate you, Aiden?
Like, it's not funny. There's no clip.
I'm trying to put on a default drone skin.
And it's not in the skins category.
Get off, Mazi. Um, I just got two asses.
What's this guy's deal?
I'm a 23 time champion. Get out of my ear please.
At 24 out to this season.
Get out of my fucking ear please.
I'll go to see if we can find him.
Heal me!
Flopping back!
On board, located a bomb. You know what to do.
I've heard of the bomb.
That guy's knocked.
You walked right up red stairs?
You didn't even jump?
You just walked right up?
Yeah, we need barbwire there.
I mean, I don't know.
I guess a Rooney doesn't have a barbed wire?
What does she have?
BP maybe?
Maybe a BP?
But I guess that makes sense.
Probably don't need a vigil.
Probably just need some type of barbed wire.
Not having a barbed wire on red stairs in the big two sticks
isn't saying, oh, that's the problem.
He put the barbed wire in gym when we're holding CC.
He put two sets of barbed wire on main stairs
when we're holding CC.
I've never seen this in my life.
one's on the breach. I still have a grass cam. Two sets of barbed wire on a gym hold
when we're holding cc. Insight, hop to the inside window. Why is no one inside? Do we
have diffuser? Am I missing something? Why is no one inside? Blow it, blow it, blow
Oh, why is no one in sight?
Vigil I'm gonna I think I'm gonna report you vigil. Yeah, I'm gonna report you
I'm gonna fucking report you why are you you guys know
Why is there barbed wire on red stairs and why are there two of you fuckwits holding Jim
INSIGHT!
THEY'RE INSIGHT!
Like,
Yo guys, we're not holding gym!
Do they think we're holding gym?
I'm actually cur-
I'm actually fucking curious.
Do they assume we're holding gym?
I'm legitimately like,
I'm mind-fucked right now.
There's two sets of barbed wires
on main stairs.
We're holding gym. Pointless.
I mean, I'm I'm I'm I'm out of all sorts of words. I don't know what to say. I'm at a complete and total lost the words man.
I've legitimately never been more confused in my life.
Why is there, okay, one, why is there barbed wire on Main Stairs, two, why are two people
holding Jim in a 3v3 with 15 seconds left without the diffuser?
I literally said verbally nine times, I'm going to assume we have the diffuser because
why the fuck are we in Jim right now?
Alright, I'm gonna need to, uh, literally drop, uh, Hellstorm missile to win this game.
and
can you drop a kill your horrid
classic classic
everything's about kills right?
this is why I'll always be fucking terrible
get ready to engage
not don't
Hey, I have CTE and I just sold the round so I'm gonna tell you to drop a kill.
I'm gonna tell you to drop a kill.
Like you're fucking horrible, bro. Take that Call of Duty mindset to Cobb, bro.
This is why you're dog shit.
You literally just held Jim in a 3v3.
And then I died because no one put barbed wire on the stairs.
You guys were holding the wrong site in 2026. Get out of my ear, bro. You're fucking horrible.
Yep, here comes the nine doggly calls.
I'm so dead.
I need to report to you
I'm not just holding you for God, but do you guys play for anyone else?
Every time I solo QC'ed, I'm the only fucker that gets stuck in the college
Reloading!
Like, every time I play this game, I'm the only motherfucker that gets a note that they call every time.
Dude, literally just, like, oh my god, we're playing Jinx, let's still call it a nine times mode kill, I think we're deprived.
Ben Mira. Ben Mira, Ben Mira, Ben Mira.
You're jinxing. I'm not saying this will work, but try pressing the Equipped button. Amarith.
I've tried to press that Equipped button 364,000 times. You can't press it. It's unpressable.
It's literally unpressable.
It's an unpressable button.
Yeah, I mean, you know, sometimes you just get into these cues where it's like demonic.
I mean, I don't know.
They're holding Jim when the site CC with 15 seconds left in a 3D3.
Like, I mean, that's like something a literal bronze player would do.
What's happening?
I literally verbally said, I'm like, they have to have the diffuser because there's
no godly way.
They don't have the diffuser.
And then there's Barb, how about an open walls, please?
Yo, yo, when to face it. When to face it. When to face it. When to face it. Stop typing to me kid
I know you're in the stream get out of my ears
Lock on ash and run inside. You have no understanding of this fucking game. Stop typing
I know you're in the stream tight like just shut the fuck up. Stop.
I don't even know who you are. Shut up. You're emerald 2. I passed your rank in three days. Get out of my ear, please
Get out of my way! You are emerald too! I exceeded your rank in 15 games! In 15 games!
You are ass! I don't know who you are! Stop typing to me! You are terrible! You're another
horrible c.h.k. who has an ego, who thinks kills are everything, which is why you'll
be awful for the rest of your life! You are ass! Stop typing please! I don't know
Who you are. You have no tournaments.
Yelling at a player and then I get spawned beats.
Break this fucking camera. Break this fucking camera.
Break this fucking camera.
Fuck!
All right, that was an overreaction.
Yelling at some idiot on my team and then I get spunked by a TCSG on a pixel.
You must recover the accuser.
D.C. L. Ego.
I don't know if you're like stupid.
This guy's been harassing me and all chat the entire game.
I'm not even like saying anything.
I'm not even typing to him.
This guy's in my stream harassing me and all chat.
There's no ego.
This guy's just fucking harassing me.
i don't know who he is and i know he's shit at the game
l ego this guy this guy is harassing me
now play the victim classic joey you're getting you're getting banned
joey you're getting fucking banned like joey you're getting fucking banned
now play the victim classic this guy's been attacking me for 15 minutes straight i haven't
went to voice chat once i haven't typed one time this guy's been on my nuts for 15 minutes about
kills one friendly operator
we can easily come back if i just stop getting these like demonic deaths we can easily come back
We can easily come back. I just have to stop dying to like insanity and we're all good
Easy come back for eliminated all friendly GGs. Yo, it's not GGs. We're down by two rounds
Like are you a fucking coward? It's not GGs. We're down two rounds. Have you never had a two round come back before?
We're down two rounds, bro.
It's not GG, stop being a fucking baby and we can win.
D5 to be 1 and 4, you're so shit, it's not even funny.
0 and 3 on my team.
See this is what every infant does that plays this game, is they just mentioned KD because
their brain can't understand anything beyond kills and deaths which is why this guy's emerald 2
a month into the season and I'm emerald 1 in 3 days like literally flat out this guy's emerald
2 a month into the season I'm emerald 1 in 3 days because you care about kills and keep auto
locking ash spoiler or you're never going to get champion right 3 point out you will forever
be a ranked 2.0 for all. Because like here's the part about that CTE. It's like you're bringing up
that I'm going 0 and 3 which is fine but you've gone 0 and 3 before. Like here's the fact of the
matter right? In a 3v3 scenario you thought it was a good idea to hide on the other side of the
building with 15 seconds left. You are trash, you will forever be trash. Your decision-making
is trash. I can go 0-3, everybody that's ever played C just gone 0-3 before. I don't
care if you bring up my KD. One of my deaths is because you guys didn't put barbed wire
on red stairs, but that's the thing here and over there. You put barbed wire on fucking
metal. I'm champ 4 right now. Yeah, and I flew to the moon. Get out of my ear, get
out of my screen. You are ass. You can bring up my KD if me going 0-3 for the first
time all season, I don't care. Everybody that's ever played C just gone 0-3 before.
The facts of the matter is, in a 3v3 scenario, you thought it was a good idea to hide in
the bathroom of Jim with 15 seconds left while they're walking in sight.
Because of your decision making, you're a trash player.
I don't care that I'm going 0 and 3, everyone goes 0 and 3.
I would never in my life hide in the building with 15 seconds left.
You're trash.
Why Zodz?
Yo bro, I don't know who you are.
I can't dodge you.
I don't know who you are bro.
Who are you?
who the fuck is that guy I don't know who you are I don't know who you are I
don't know who you are I can't dodge I physically don't know who the fuck you
are keep dick riding me in all chat yep yeah what do you want me to do throw the
I have a team killed in like 3 seconds here.
Wait what?
Well, you don't take damage to electric anymore
Wait
You don't take damage to electric
this is the most evil game of seed I've ever played in my fucking life
electricity does no damage what since when and then I get ran out on like oh
Oh, I'm really losing in here, man.
Top rush. Top rush.
He's top rush. I don't know what you're aiming at, Ash. He's top rush. I've pinged it 15 times.
He's behind the Azami. Like over here. Just bland. Just bland. Where's the defuser?
Alright, just walk out of my gas bucket. Why not grab the defuser? Why not? Why not
got that if you you know Valiant yo yo mr. Emerald to I don't give a flying fuck
that I'm on for you could have just grabbed the diffuser and planted you
walked to the door are you are you a real human being I'm legitimately are
you a real person bro like oh my god I don't know yeah bring up by Katie
because you have the comprehension skills of a rock.
Yo, uh, Mr. Emerald II guy, I don't even, I don't, I've gone 0 and 4 one time this season.
You can keep bringing that up. You are literally a dumbass.
There was 26 seconds on the clock. You ran past the diffuser and walked into a rune
when he's 100 feet above you on an Asami pixel peak.
You're gonna survive that 10% of the time.
You're actually fucking stupid.
Yeah, guys, throw my top to disaster.
I got ran out on and literally instantly fried Johnny DeGrabba.
He's not even tilting me.
El bully, man.
Yo, bro, this guy's been harassing me and all chat the entire time.
How many times do I have to say this?
This guy's to Emerald 2.
Yo, Valio and Yo-Yo, I passed your rank in three days and you've probably been queuing
for a month.
I'm going to check your...
I'm about one, if you want to go.
I'm not giving you attention.
I know Valio and Yo-Yo.
I'm gonna go out to this game. I'm never gonna speak to you again in my fucking life man. I'm never gonna talk to you again
I know you want to love you on me for like attention bro. I'm good. I don't care
I'm gonna get this win and get out of here. It doesn't change the fact that you have the decision-making of an infant
And like you can keep bringing up my KD go to my r6 tracker. I've gone 0 and 4 0 times this season
It's clearly a fluke-ass game
So I think I'm gonna tip one. I'm not thinking about it
I'm not giving you attention. I'm good, bro. Get the fuck out of my ear, please.
Third Smurf just to be in your rank, I'm sure it is. I can't wait to see it.
He's gonna be like level 900. He's gonna say, Third Smurf just to be in your rank.
You're right, I have 15 games played, bro.
It's his third account sure I'm sure it is
I'm gonna check his account he's gonna be level 900
Looks like they're coming to the right.
I'm legitimately curious, what are you aiming at right now?
Let's already walked in this room.
What are you aiming at?
We're definitely gonna get flanked by Vigil.
I'm like a hundred percent sure we're gonna get flanked by Vigil.
Let's just walk in
Yes, I'm so curious
Yo, I'm so curious, man.
So Valiant Yoyo, the guy that's been harassing me the entire game.
You stared at CCTV when Blitz cleared that room 30 seconds prior.
You're on ash and you didn't break a castle barricade.
What do you even do, bro?
Like you're on ash and we almost lost due to time.
Like this guy doesn't even understand how detrimental of a human being to a team he is.
One and four. Yo dude, I don't know how many times I have to explain this. Guys,
if your only deduction of siege performance in a game is somebody's kill to death ratio,
you will forever be horrible at siege. I'm sorry. Like I only spit facts. Like if your only
deduction is like how many kills and deaths somebody has as their siege performance in
an entire ranked match you will forever be offled up the game period period like period period
period i'm just not the way to explain it
I'm not sure.
10 seconds remaining.
10 seconds to insertion.
Keep an eye out for op 4 and testing to defuse your bomb.
Don't try it.
Keep jumping into your account's feed.
your account's been
Can you see this glitch I asked?
Can you guys see this glitch?
He just tried to team kill
What is this kid doing?
No team kill me, I can't wait to call the dev, team kill me.
Please do it.
Little fucking degenerate.
Please team kill me.
Little emerald 2 shit stain.
Pass your rank in 3 days, bro.
I can't wait for you to say it's your third account when you're literally gonna be like level 900. Can't wait for that.
You sound like a fucking loser, Jigsie.
Your name is Torta Enjoyer on Twitch.
your twitch username is tortandjoyer
nice mazzi where are you going? like do you hear? like do you see why i hate this kid?
i don't know man i just got the first pick, retreated back to site and i'm holding blue
I can't hit so many bullets I have.
Best angle in the game though.
Op4 is located in bomb.
You know what to do.
Op4, last operator standing.
Just that second spot.
Come on!
Call the death equals R6 princess. Nope. If you
Harass me in all chat for 35 minutes continuously and then team kill me. Yep. I'm gonna call the death
Your griefing that is in the R6 TOS. You can't queue ranked matches to intentionally grief. All right
Just because I'm Nicholas Stewart doesn't mean you get to be a little demon spawn if you grief. I'm going holy bait
I got the first pick
Holy bait, I got the first pick cry baby. No, bro. Please team kill me. I'll call a dev instantly
I've been wanting to beam you since the game started
You've literally been on my dick for 30 minutes get off my dick valley at yo-yo
Griefing is in the COS you can't team kill. All right
I haven't spoke to this guy in all chat, I haven't spoke to this guy in voice chat.
This guy's communicating with me through my stream, which tells me there's probably a
70% chance he Q's sniped, and then he tried to team kill me last round, whiffed, has
blamed me for the last 35 minutes straight.
Smurfing is against the TOS.
I'm on a level 1500 account.
i'm on my main account
brenton
and we're back this is gonna be a dumb what did i say
didn't with it was a hip-fire loser
keep stream sniping bro keep stream sniping
keep stream sniping keep stream sniping
Please God, team kill me.
I want you to team kill me so bad.
Please team kill me.
All you do is cry.
You've been bitching in my ear for 30 minutes.
Shut up!
You've been moaning in my ear for 30 minutes.
I don't mean, I'm not even talking to you.
Yo, Torcha Enjoyer!
Keep rage baiting, you're gonna get banned!
Your name is Torcha Enjoyer!
You have on of the uh, the hats?
Have on of the hats?
Come on.
Keep tapping on 4.
Keep tapping it.
Keep tapping on 4.
do it do it do it yeah there we go there we go come on I knew it I knew you
couldn't contain yourself a little fucking freak here we go do it do it do
it do it do it yes sir you want this attention I got you what's your name
what's your name oh my god do it do it fuck yeah here's the match ID
Hey Ubisoft, what's up? It's JXE. Here is the match ID. I'd like to report this guy
Valiant Yo-Yo. It's streamer mode, so his name is going to come in a minute here. Chunk
Sauce won this guy right here. Harassed me in game chat for 30 minutes straight and
And then team killed me, which is against DLS.
Appreciate that.
There you go, and sent.
Yeah.
I knew you couldn't contain yourself
a little fucking freak, little siege Demogorgon.
I swear to God, on console it's 30 times worse.
PC, people are like mature and like somewhat sophisticated
somewhat human beings. On console it's like little fucking delinquent.
Juicy Dink-D-Bug. I knew, I knew he was behind me because I saw my two teammates
in front of me. I knew he was gonna team kill me. Eat that fucking three day. Eat
that fucking three day. Alright I'm gonna go piss. Two wins off, um, two wins off
diamond boys. Lock in. Two wins off diamond.
You
I
Think so check I have a question your check how does champ work now?
Guys, how does champ work now? Is there a champ 5, 4, 3, 2, 1? Or how? Oh my God, we got a good
ass map. Let's go. How does it work, chat? W fucking map. We got 11 million? No, not.
He's level 230 and he has 2,400 hours. Yeah, I'm sure it's his third account. If your third
account it has 2400 hours then what does your main account have 60,000 hours I'm
get out of here bro he's just buttered because I'm a higher rank than him in
three days and then he kept mentioning my KD and then they ended up just
winning us the last three rounds so then he team killed me because he has
nothing else to do and that's what every little demogorgon does little
fucking Demogorgon bro okay guys I'm two wins off diamond I'm two wins off
diamond wait so chat it's champ five four three two one how does it work it's
champ I didn't hit 11 mil I'm not at it chat I'm still oh I see chatting at
11 mil I'm at um so once you get like halfway on mobile it says 11 mil I don't
know why I'm not there yet but I think after streamer games like I think after
streamer games 2000
adult man playing a kids game still loses I would like to see the kids game
I would give her a kids game like Roblox
I'm surprised I got him at angle, I'm going to be honest, Harry!
WHAAAAAAAAAT?!
That's a fucking hard wall, is it not?
I swear those are hard billers.
I swear that's a hard wall. Is that not a fucking hard wall?
Wh-what?!
I swear that's a hard wall.
Is that not a hard wall?
Shadow of Red Pain, give us 15 seconds last night.
Bruh, but guys, do you see how much presence I have?
Like...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
All of my kills are round winning kills.
I get the first pick and the second pick, and then I waste two and a half minutes getting cleared.
Pfft.
That's motion, bro. Like, I don't bait.
I am the point of difference.
I'm the Lionel Messi...
O-FISC-A-R-T-A-M GAME!
That's what I'm talking about.
I can't believe that I think I think I think I think I think I think I just I do a hard
wall.
I'm not even kidding.
Guys, we're two whims off diamond.
I was here in the chat.
Come on.
We win this for one off, boys.
Hey, Jixi, you're the best.
I want to become a professional R6 player.
And I was wondering if you can help me with that.
Well, the best player ever is Stompin.
So let's get that correct first.
But I love you for the compliment.
You want to become a pro, bro.
I'm going to be honest.
Becoming a pro in 2026 is like borderline impossible if you're just starting.
I feel like all the people that became pros
have been playing for like years.
But it's the same as everything, bro.
Just put your entire life into the game.
If you're a kid, you got a chance.
Bro, if you're like 20 and you just started Siege, GG, bro.
But if you're like 14, bro, I believe in you,
put your whole life into the game.
Q 10 hours a day.
Rarely shower, pound fucking energy drinks,
you'll get there.
This guy said this guy said
And...
Esports pro scene is the most gatecapped thing ever.
If you're not friends with somebody, you're not getting it.
Yeah, I mean...
He's not really wrong. It's like...
The only way to get those friends though is just to get really good at the fucking game.
fucking game like get really good at the game get in the really good stack
you're not wrong bro I'm not gonna lie you're not wrong
do it
Come on! Come on! There he is!
Monty you're so good! I know! I know!
1v3 man. Rosario, thank you for the prime.
1v3, O'Brien, it's a 1. Let's fucking dance, boys.
1v3, that snake got shit on that head glitch.
I don't know why I just called it a head glitch chatty, I remember head glitches in BO2 with
the MAA, I think it was M8A1.
Bro head glitches in BO2 in like the ranked play system was the most broken thing ever
because in BO2 headshots were not a one-shot headshot unless you had like a sniper.
So like if you were a head glitch it was actually broken.
Chad, y'all remember Raid, the B.O.2 map with the red sphere and it had been like 20 pillars around it?
I would head glitch on those pillars with the M.A.D.A.1 like...
religiously.
Now that's a peak game. That's a peak fucking game.
It was like the M.A.D.A.1 or the M.A.D.A.4 or something.
Chad, remember the MSMC from B.O.2? I think that's what it was called, the SMG.
Yeah, it was the M.A.1 burst and you had bro on raid on B.O.2 you had 20
head glitches on that pillar. They were all head glitches. All those little
cylinders.
Laying it's back. Yeah, but the thing is B.O.2 is back on PS5 right? Like there's
no cheaters that'll be a fun stream bro playing to be out here for the first time in like 15 years
the f.a.l. was so peak yeah that was the single fire the f.a.l. was the
that was the single fire
Bro, but it's PS5 and I hate streaming on PS5.
Play with Joe?
Pre-amming it?
Whoa, you were pre-amming it.
No way.
He snaked me?
He fucking snaked me or did he hear me?
Maybe he heard me.
I saw what I saw.
Bro, did he snaked me or hear me?
Because in the kill cam you could hear me. I wasn't expecting that barricade to make that much noise if there was glass.
I'm gonna be honest, I wasn't expecting that. All good. I think...
Unless my teammates turn into like beasts here, we take a 2-1 split, which is all good.
Brian, thinking about it, though.
All of them are champs. My teammates are all champs.
LARP, you never played BO2.
But to be honest, like, I think every human being that's above the age of 20 played BO2 at some point.
What do you mean LARP?
It's like, NICE! That's like one of the most played games ever, literally.
But I played BO2...
Zombies? And multiplayer, like, 24-7.
I can't really LARP that game.
Wait.
Wait Joe, you texted me? Oh, oh.
Joe's in the chat? Oh.
Joe is drinking right now.
Joe, is it tomorrow the fucking?
Wait Joe, did you already fly?
Joe's drinking.
Bro, Joe's drinking. What the fuck?
Bro Joe's drinking what the fuck?
Come on a big way of holy ball knowledge
Joe Joe did you already fly are you already there?
Joe I'm not flying so tonight
You're trying that's on me
That's on me. That's on me. Joe you already flew I
Mean Joe I think one or two Kona big waves isn't gonna fuck you up
But if you drink like a bro chat, I'll tell you what Joe Joe just sent me a picture of
He ordered a crispy chicken and cornbread pancake, which sounds fucking
gas
Yo
I've never had a chicken and pancake, but chicken and waffles is like the greatest thing ever
All right, Joe, I'm gonna I'll talk to you when I land
Joe, should we go to like, Joe, we should go out to eat, but I don't think we should
like, drink that late, because Joe, if we go to drink and then you're fucking running
the 100 meter dash first thing in the morning, we're going to be cooked, we're going to
be fucking cooked you're a pussy yeah I'm not a pussy bro but I'm not gonna
fucking get drunk the day before an event with a bunch of sports I want to
win bro I'll throw up on the track yeah literally literally bro but drinking at
like two is fine like that's not a little get a matter but bro drinking like
right before you go to sleep that's fucked it's back if you do if you wake
up hungover I'm gonna be honest Joe I'd like I Joe I would not want to do the
hundred meter dash do something about sprints with like people watching makes
me nervous because all I'm fucking thinking about is like oh I have to get
off to a good start like I have to get off to a good start bro the events I'm
doing are like chill fun event okay you guys can call me a pussy you guys can
call me a pussy chat but I'm not even kidding like I just feel like if I get
off to a bad start I would like bro they're running it one time chat they're
running they're running a hundred meters one time like I'm gonna be honest bro
like that sucks like bro what did you get off to
peek it
bomb has been located
I just shit myself oh my god I just shit myself
I heard the window and immediately ran
if you start late you lose yeah it's 100 meters like
I don't know
honestly being a competitive runner
runner is like, I would never do that sport.
I
I don't want to accidentally enter
nice nice nice I don't want to accidentally under chip show chat off the
fucking bro
Saw your laser saw your laser saw your laser saw your laser
What is that diamond? 2v1 we got this
2v1 2v1 2v1 I'm sorry
Yes good shit team good shit
I didn't steal this kill.
The guy got knocked and I got an assist.
The guy got knocked.
You can't steal kills, which is actually such a good feature.
OGs, remember this?
In the old days of Siege, if someone was knocked, you could literally steal the kill.
It was the dumbest shit ever.
I'm talking like year two, year one, year three.
OGs, remember this?
Back in the day, you could steal kills.
That shit was cringe.
But back to what you're larping, Jared, honestly, I'm just gonna fucking ban you.
Jared, all you do is ragebay.
It's so fucking annoying.
I'm gonna read your chat messages.
LARP, you're a pussy, pussy, cat, you're larping, call of duty now.
Holy LARP, LARP, retweet, I'm sure he was retreating some bullshit.
Fake chat, CTE, CTE, CTE, shoots the castle, LOL, baby rage, holy ego, get the fuck
out of my stream, Jared. Jared, get out of my stream. You absolute delinquent. Like,
look at Jared. Jared, look at your chat messages. You psycho. Messy posted on
Instagram. What did he post? What did he post?
What did Messy post?
Oh my god, it's his eight valendors holy aura
Messy so cool, bro
Truth equals ban no, it's not okay. It's not truth equals ban
It's called being an absolute jackass for fucking three hours straight equals bands. Um, next thing I was gonna say
I'm not even kidding chat
What is the hardest sport? What is the most mentally demanding sport? I have a
couple of takes here. Take one, golf. Take two, boxing. I think the most mentally
demanding sport is like running track, boxing, or golf.
Derres. Esports, I wouldn't call esports a sport. I would put esports in
its own category. I would put Esports in its own category to be honest. I'm gonna get ran
out on.
of
the
death
of
death
of
Nice! There it is!
The one win of diamonds!
What wins?
Yeah, one win, all solo, all solo.
Thank you for the carry, Yellow Rail.
This is like the most wholesome team I've ever ran into.
I love it how the last teammate, the last team was fine, just the one kid.
Of course, he was maiming Ash like Ash and vigil of course
The last teammate is like literally a Saiyan spawn and then this team's like the nicest team ever. Why did I get 17 RP?
Somebody said drone skin. Oh wait, Aiden type in type in chat Aiden
Aiden type in chat
Aiden your twitch account is on hot steak type in chat Aiden
So, Aiden, remember when you said I have CTE?
Tell me exactly what I'm supposed to do.
Type in chat!
Tell me exactly what I'm supposed to do.
What am I supposed to do?
I told you already.
I'm here, bro. I'm ready.
Aiden, I don't see it. Aiden, I don't see it.
Aiden, retype what you typed. Aiden, operators, attackers, appearance.
Operators, attackers, where's appearance?
I'm in operators, attackers, where's appearance?
Aiden, do you want me to individually click on an operator?
Yep, he's not typing anything.
He's about to get banned.
He's not typing anything.
Aiden, your account's on the line.
Click it up.
Appearance.
Aiden?
You- you motherfucker. You're actually right. Wow. Everybody mod Aiden.
Wait, but this is still ass because I can't equip it to all. I want to equip it to fucking
chat to individually do this. This is still ass.
Bro,
Why is there not a way to do it on all there's like 70 ops go to locker now
Yeah, see
See guys we're going in circles here though because like this is this is what I mean there's no option in locker
Go to walker and then go to devices. Yeah, drone skins, drone skins. Full screen? What
do you mean full screen?
You mean on Ash?
Guys, I can't.
I can't.
Look, I can't.
I can't, guys.
I can't.
Look, I can't.
It just says equipped.
It doesn't let me equip to all.
Just click one, click a skin, I'm sorry I was wrong.
View the skin in full screen.
Your chat.
I think we're on the same page here, guys.
I can equip the default skin, but I can't do it for all.
I have to do one at a time.
Go to locker.
I was just fucking there.
I WAS JUST FUCKING THERE!
Alright, so good. This entire chat, that type CTE, are all fucking idiots, and I was correct.
You can only do one at a time.
The entire fucking chat is fucking idiots, and I was correct, got it, got it.
You could only do one at a time.
It says it's universal.
Yeah, but look, here's the problem.
Let's go to, let's go to like thermite, right?
Let's go to thermite.
See?
See, I had to switch it.
Like here, another example.
Let's go to like ram, right?
Let's go to ram.
I have to switch it. If I view full screen, it says equipped. I can't equip to all.
Put it on and locker. I think I'm going to kill myself.
Guys, what do you mean put it on and locker? What are you talking about?
Yo Aiden, just so we're clear, you can only do one at a time, right?
Go to devices.
I've went to devices.
I'm going to, uh, mods just ban the whole chat.
Just ban everybody.
I've been to devices 15 times.
The default scan doesn't show up in devices.
The only way to access the default scan is to go to the individual operators and then
you can equip the drone skin.
Mods ban fucking everyone.
Go to Locker, go to Drone Skins, select a drone that you would like to choose and then
equip all there, you have to select the drone skin you want.
I know Scott, I got into this mess because I want to use the default drone skin because
I want to have a competitive advantage over my opponent.
The only way to equip the default drone skin is to go to Operator's Appearance
and then click their drone individually.
You cannot equip the default drone skin to all.
I know how to equip a drone skin, chat.
I have 30,000 hours in the game.
I know how to do that.
I know how to do that, guys.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
The only way to equip a default skin in Siege
is to go through the operator appearance
of the individual operator and then put it there.
I don't know why.
I do know why, because the game's shit.
The game should allow you, when you go to devices,
to have the first skin that pops up,
the default, because then it can equip it to all.
Last time explaining it.
Last time explaining it again.
I'm trying to equip my default skin
to all of my operators simultaneously.
That's what I'm trying to do.
Try this, this is my diamond game.
Bro, I'm on a huge winning streak.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
I'm on a 10 game solo queue winning streak.
I think this is my diamond game.
Secure the area.
Keep your arms protected.
It's fine, I'll just switch. I'll switch all my drones to default.
on the operators that actually care about I think this is the diamond game
boys
Adjust camera slightly.
First bullet I had shot with a DMR you deserved to kill.
First bullet I had shot with a DMR you deserved to kill I guess.
I mean my god.
Probably should have smoked it.
Nah but then I'm just being a bitch.
First one to that top of the DMR, are you kidding me?
First one to that top of the DMR, are you joking me?
Come on team, you got this, you got this, buddy.
Nice, no, 33.
Beegs of energy, I'm surprised you got
that much beegs of energy on a crouch peak.
Like he crouch, slow peak.
I'm surprised he still got that much beegs of energy.
But again, beeging is OP, so.
Nice!
What the fuck is Twitch doing?
Nice!
Dude guys, I think we do R6 solo to chant marathon.
It's not going to be like Sinna's to Silver where it's a fucking nightmare.
guys I'm telling you I have the stats to back it up bro if I just play enough
games and maintain like a 60 plus 1% I'll get champ dead ass if I play enough
games I think my 1% is a little bit inflated right now literally just off
the fact that I'm on a 10 game streak and that almost almost never happens
in Siege solo queue I might be on my I might be on literally my longest
winning streak ever in solo queue history. This is 10 games straight. That's like insane.
That is actually insane.
Jinxie, wear your eyebrows. Your meat got leaked. Check Twitter.
Yeah, like I've played Siege 10 years, not counting like a competent champ account. Like,
Like I mean like my main account, a 10 game winning streak solo queue is like unheard of.
Literally.
Cause like I keep getting competent teammates.
That's the thing.
Should I have Bodo's MVP skin?
Actually a fire ass skin.
Oh my god.
It goes good with the Jixi charm too.
Yeah, look at Bodo's skin, bro
But that is fire
Bro goes good with my charm too. Look at this
Pick up all round pick up all 10 seconds left
I'm gonna tell you all right
Keep an eye out for our four attempting to defuse your bombs
I'm not gonna fall back.
Bad day.
Bad fucking day.
Every- B-Bolo's skin is so fire trapped. Oh my god!
Bolo's skin is so clean.
I actually love the skin.
I feel like I have the health to fight this guy.
I
Don't tell you
you
friendly last operator stand
DAAAARGH
you should fail
oh
IT'S HAPPING SO HAST
So ass I'm in a 4v1 pinned on 11 HP chicken tendies 1v1 me, bro
I like I'm in a 4v1 on 11 HP pinned like get out of my ear chicken tendies you psychopath
Yeah, it's bad timing, but I mean I have to worry about three doors. It's a 4v1
all good. I got the first pick, but honestly me whiffing and was what made me go 1HP, I
should still should have fought back. I shouldn't have, I should never back down from that fight
because I know he's there and he doesn't know I'm there. I mean, you might think I'm there,
but I like know he's there. Yeah, like, I don't know. I think a roaming presence could be good.
I think a roaming presence can be good if it's like vert.
This is going to be diamond.
If we win this, it's going to be diamond for sure.
Well, actually, I don't know.
I got fucking 17 RP for my last game.
What?
In what planet?
Be ready.
Time for a diversion.
Ten seconds.
Five seconds.
Second up.
Located by off-board.
Focus on me.
With a quick and smooth action.
Diversity!
I'm blind, way too aggressive.
paper bag
she has a fucking paper bag and gear
fuck
I didn't hit 11 bell
I didn't hit it
it just says it on twitch mobile
RTO
I wasted a little bit of time I guess
god I missed so many headshots
God I missed so many headshots on noob bro.
Ha ha ha.
Alright that's good.
I think I put Striker on like half health and I'm gonna get noobs like 70 health.
I might get 2 assists, I might get 0.
No I definitely hit Striker.
Alright that's good, that cap can trap clutch.
Guys I didn't hit 11 though.
Speed is hospitalized.
No he's not bro.
That was a script where I've seen it.
I
Janko they get around talk you
Yeah, we need this guy to make the play I'm not even gonna hold you
Yeah, this guy's got to make the plan. I think he's going to one friendly operator. I already died too late
One
And wait is that the future we hold up, you know
guys if we lose this this could be the end of an 11 game streak but I'm gonna
lock in don't you worry I'm gonna lock in
damn it dude damn it this could be the end of an 11 game streak I'm not even
trolling or I think it's 10 or 11 hello we need to lock in mirrors a
better band than Cade bro band mirror cuz we band mirror we can like take garden
take garage all right I mean Cade's fine too bro I just want them to win up
top because the thing is a mirror is good for both sides I mean I guess so is
Cade this could be the end of the streak bro this could be the end of the
streak bro let me count how many wins it is yeah it's one two three four five six
seven eight nine ten it's a ten game streak chat this could be the end of it
are you ever doing a roller turning again I would love to bro but I think
everybody that used roller is like PC now like all of the big names and stuff
Like mingo with the PC
Lou J stopping Richie like all those guys are trying to go pro. I am the only one that
But I don't really care because I'm not trying to go pro and I enjoy siege more on console because there's no hackers
Well, there's less hackers this group Titan to shit is cringe
Who a PC tourney is not a bad idea
bro a PC a PC turning is not a terrible idea macho think of it it's your one
unknown negative I'm
so you're back on console I think until I hit champ I'm gonna be on console 10
seconds to go which I might do that marathon on console the can't end on
champ. My grandma is better at seas than you.
It's like everything!
I hit a random gumai and a lesion is close to the shotty.
I'm sitting here thinking I'm about to get a free kill and then little do I know it's
like an absolute nightmare.
I'm sitting here thinking I'm going to get a free kill and then little do I know it's
like I'm jumping into Armageddon.
I'm close with a shoddy and I hit a gumine and will my runs pass my gun.
Well, you can't win them all. I mean actually the game's still not over.
We could potentially win this rounder than even if we don't we could potentially come back.
Bro, what time is my flight? I gotta see, I gotta see.
I like the print.
All right.
The diffuser is no longer in your position.
Yeah, bro, fuck, man.
Duchess, I think I like my neck hurts, bro.
My neck hurts.
I think I like pulled something when I was raging.
Dude, my neck hurts, bro.
I pulled something when I was raging stop saying pardon bro please God stop I didn't
say anything wrong I'm not even kidding I got his pulled something it's from giving
a head nope stop from that it's like I think I just pulled something guys I think I just
pulled something guys my neck actually hurts
Marshall they heard someone damn dude all right well maybe we could lock in and
win this game well my neck hurts oh oh my god I just tweak something bro I just
tweak something bro. Course streamer games is tomorrow. Course streamer games is tomorrow
and then I have like a fucking five hour flight. Bawr right. Dude I did I I I I I I
guys I'm saying neck hurts what do you think I'm saying? So maybe I'm just getting
old bro
A beer will fix it yeah, you're right man fuck it
Okay.
All right, Chad, it's time to lock in.
five seconds for four insertion.
We need a crazy ass come back right now.
My grandma do good roll fuck it now man with a
No!
I will be out of here.
The diffuser is been recovered.
As you settle down for a second.
Must recover the diffuser.
The last operator is standing.
I should have went for the diffuser.
The diffuser has been secured.
Fifteen seconds left.
I instantly sprinted. Wow, that's crazy.
Alright man, get straight. That's not where we're going to get diamond today, guess not.
I mean I instantly sprinted, that's disgusting.
Thought I would have been a crazy 1v3.
Oh good, oh good, oh good.
All right chat, I'm off.
I'm not really raging off.
I have to go because I have a flight tonight.
Chat, love you all to death kid.
The next time you guys see me,
we'll be at the streamer games.
When I think I'm gonna be winning,
think I'm gonna be winning.
Chat, love you all boys.
I'll see you guys in to the next one.
Tomorrow, we're at the streamer games.
We have back-to-back IRL streams.
Love y'all, bro.
I'll see you in the next one. Peace.
Oh, and in case I don't see you.