you
Chat, how do I predict?
Fantasy, Alex, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Let me go live on YouTube.
Chat, the title of today's stream is an emotional stream.
It's not actually, well, it might be.
You never know.
It might be emotional.
I'm just pulling titles out of my anus right now.
Okay, is there a way to predict?
I know what's gonna happen this year.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest.
I'm just gonna guess.
Chat, is there like a link?
Do y'all got a link?
Make an FPL.
Ginge invited me to like Bob Boy's Premier League fantasy,
but bro, I'm already doing NFL fantasy
and I already have two NFL fantasy leagues this year.
And I don't wanna do like three fantasy leagues
simultaneously because I'm not gonna be able
to keep track of all the teams.
I'm not gonna be able to keep track of all the teams.
No, he did not.
Okay, I just lied about that.
I just lied about, I just, you're right.
You're right, bro, I lied about a text message
that I got from Jamesh.
You're an asshole.
Like, why would anyone lie about that?
Do not predict, you don't know, ball.
Okay, watch this.
Bro, I need a link, chat.
Chat, I need a fucking link.
I need a link, bro.
Vert's Ballon d'Or.
Okay, that's an aggressive,
that is an aggressive ass prediction.
Last of us marathon win.
Yo bro, I streamed last of us for the last 65 hours straight.
Did you actually just ask me that shit.
Jinx, you put Aston Villa first.
Yeah, bro, let me put Aston Villa first in the Premier League,
and then try to win a lottery ticket right after.
Oh my God, this is perfect.
All right, is Arsenal going to win the Premier League back to back years?
No. They're going to get third this year.
They're going to get third this year.
Why is Arsenal going to get third?
because Man City is going to get second.
Here's the best team in the prem right here.
Liverpool, why is this website like forcing me to put Aston Villa first?
Chat, why is this website like forcing me to put Aston Villa first?
Is this like, what is this?
Okay, Aston Villa is going to be good.
Aston Villa is going to be top five, then I'll go United.
United is going to get six.
United is going to get, okay, this is, no my god, this is actually a perfect left.
I think United gets fifth. Okay, now as for the rest,
I don't know, who do y'all think is going to get six?
You think United's gonna get first?
Bro, are you smoking weed?
You think United is gonna win the Prem this year?
You are actually fucking high, or drunk.
That is pure delusion, bro.
Oh, dude, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
United is gonna get probably top five, though.
I could maybe put United over Villa, but I don't see that happening.
Man City second. Yeah. Now, chat, here's what I give you. I could swap United with Villa, but this is the top three this year.
Like the rest of my list, look, bro, the rest of my list were like, we're just scratching. We're grasping at straws here. Listen, bro, the top three for the Prem in 2026 2027 is going to be in this order. Liverpool City Arsenal.
Liverpool City Arsenal. Why do I have Liverpool jumping so high? New manager, young players
had a whole nother season to develop last year. All these new young guys developed last year.
Liverpool is going to reclaim number one. City in second, Arsenal third. Is this not
I think this is a very valid top five. Just put spurs at one and then what? And then what?
Pig start flying? Spurs at one, are you high? Have spurs ever won the prem? I don't think
Spurs have ever won the prem I have spurs ever won the premier league you want
me to put the time them hot spurs at number one in the prem and they've never
won they've never won ever like bro this is what I mean you motherfuckers talk
about my ball knowledge. This guy's setting the baton man at one. This is very
realistical of what's gonna be the top five in the table this year. This is gonna
be the top five this year. This is gonna be the top five bro. Chelsea? So
chat what okay what do you disagree with in my top five? Prem starts today.
Yeah, what do you disagree with in my top five?
Put Barcelona at one, Barcelona's not in the Premier League.
What do you not agree with, the Liverpool at one?
I'll remember this, chat, I'll remember this.
Guys, Liverpool one has a new manager.
That's gonna be a huge difference.
And two, Liverpool had so much young talent last season
that needed a year to develop.
This season you're gonna see that unfold
before your eyes.
This year, you're going to see that unfold before your eyes.
So Chad, you guys want me to get rid of Aston Villa or United
and move in Chelsea?
OK, Chad, I'm not going to put Arsenal first
because Arsenal is not going to go back to back.
Yo, I'll say this now.
If Arsenal goes back to back, I will legitimately be shocked.
Dead ass.
I will actually be shocked if Barcelona goes back to back.
I don't see it happening.
Villa are not getting fourth.
They sold everyone.
So do you want me to move United to fourth,
Chelsea to fifth?
Or no, United to fourth, Chelsea to fifth,
Villa to sixth.
Is that fairs?
I think that's fair.
United to fourth, Villa to six, Chelsea to five.
Now, what do we think?
Chad, how does this look?
Dude, I love Chelsea's badge.
Chelsea's badge, it's so sexy.
And United's badge is so sexy too.
United's badge is so sexy.
Honestly, all these are.
Which Premier League team has like the ugliest badge?
Which Premier League team has the ugliest badge?
Fulham's is kind of basic.
Which I don't know, Leeds?
Yeah, Leeds?
I don't like how blue and yellow looks together.
Liverpool's badge is so fucking sexy, bro.
Liverpool's badge is so fucking sexy.
Spurs have a better team than United this season. Explain.
How do Spurs have a better team?
United probably is the top four to five team this year, undeniably.
How is Spurs team better than United?
Check Spurs newest players. All right, let's see.
Spurs newest signings.
Manchester City winger Savino,
Sondro Tonali, Matthias Fernandez,
John Paul Van Hecke,
Robertson from Liverpool,
Marco Senesi,
ooh that is, okay that is a pretty good signing,
Argentina player.
Wait, they might get Marmouch.
That's interesting.
They might get Marmoush, that's kind of interesting.
But guys, I just, I'm gonna be honest, like, I don't have spurs in the top five.
I don't have spurs in the top five, bro.
I think this is a perfect top five.
If I'm lying, I'm flying.
I think this is a perfect top five.
For real.
If I'm lying, I'm flying.
It's my predictions. Go fuck yourself.
Hi guys, what is this?
Official FIFA suspensions following post Argentina Spain clash, including 10 games ban for Perez, seven for Nahuel Molina, and one for Pablo Gabi.
Gaby
Yeah, it got physical out there it got physical out there it didn't get physical out there
Look bro, um
Forgot I was gonna say next bro. No, I think this is so good chat. I really do
Maybe I'm delusional guys listen the problem with a lot of your guys is table predictions
Is you guys think everything that happened last season is gonna happen again?
Bro, Liverpool went from one to five last season.
Like, shit changes quick in the prem.
You guys think everything that's going to happen is going to happen again.
For real, for real, guys.
I guess Liverpool.1 makes me biased, but I just understand sports.
Guys, Liverpool, their team last year was a bunch of young talented players. Period!
Thank you, advice. Liverpool's team last year was a bunch of young talented players with a
shite manager. This year, Liverpool has a new manager. Those players had a whole season to
develop. They're gonna be good. They're gonna be good. They're gonna be good. Put
hole first. Yeah, also, uh, Zaboss lives one of the best players in the Premier
League. Flat out. Zaboss lives one of the best players in the Prem. Verz is
going to be one of the best players in the Prem this year. Gappo is gonna be
one of the best players in the Prem this year. Call me delusional. Call
me delusional Liverpool's gonna top the prem fat now chat moving on this is
really cool um guys this is a new thing called twitch map in the beta hi guys
I don't know how to work it chat I seen Ludwig tinkering with this yesterday
Okay, this thing is really cool, bro.
Chad, this is tech.
Okay.
It's really like laggy for me.
It's really like laggy.
It's really laggy.
Um,
Or is that how it's supposed to be?
us how it works. Okay. Twitch map the living map of Twitch a streamer bigger means more active
chatters is the dot the bigger the line the more active chatters the line the same people chat in
both channels stronger overlap sits closer color a community or a group of streamers whose
audience keep overlapping so you see the same color it's like similar audiences pretty simple
But, um, so chat if you zoom in to like here, bro, this is actually crazy. It goes everywhere. Okay, so if you click on me, if you click on me, um, it says top shared audience 25 connections, bro.
It says the number one shared audience is Lacey, Ron, and Speed, and Oane, Schnitzel, and Hybride.
Now, hi guys, is this day-to-day or like month-to-month or week-to-week? I don't know how this works.
Or it was last updated five hours ago. Click the yellow.
Click the yellow line, I know there's ways to filter it, too.
I know there's ways to filter it, what is this?
Leaderboards tracked across the live map, refreshed every six hours.
chatters, most active chat, most connected. Wow. Strongest link. Wow. All time. What
is this? The record book, the biggest numbers any channel has ever posted across the archived
Oh, it's okay. It's only two weeks old chat. It's only two weeks old, but this is sick. You can see like everything in here.
So what streamer am I the most connected to though? Like what streamer does my chat overlap with the most?
Is it actually Lacy?
Oh my God, it's Lacy.
Wait, what?
Now chat, I don't know if this is based off like the last six hours or like the last week.
I think the website's only two weeks old.
That is insane.
Ron Baill Dingle.
Sinna cluster 45k audience 13 most chatters 21 resting chat
Chi speed Lacey bro Lacey's low case Lacey's connected to like everyone
Okay, so it's me then Kai then case 0247 then Joe Barth and vanilla mace
Dude that is so cool, bro. Yeah, this this thing is so sick
Trace path to streamer. Yeah, like how do I trace my path to like wrong? Oh
It just does that okay
For that such a that's so cool speed
Speed is chi at one most shared audience me at two late bro late late connected to fucking everyone
Yeah, that that this is such a cool ass website, bro.
Dude, and then look, you go all the way over here.
Chad, look at league.
Look at league.
Cajrio.
Titer one, the balls.
Where's Don Chess?
So that's so fucking sick.
Yeah, leagues like on an island, which makes sense, because league
is just a game with like, there's no crossover.
You either love league, hate league, or you like don't even know
what's happening.
I feel like most people with league don't even know what's going on.
Bro, and then over here, you go over here, right?
You have Tumblr.
Chad, I believe Tumblr is Italian, I think.
Oh, it's just Twitch because you're connected with adult sites.
Okay.
You're a psycho, bro.
Yeah, I think this is so cool.
Chad, let's look at Joe.
Dude Joe, it's me most connected with me Lacey Ron
Sina queso
The big Bart man
Yeah, that's so fire. Well, that is so fucking fire. Yeah, this is very cool. Yeah now chat. I was thinking
Jinxie, when does the flock League draft come out dude? I think they dropped that video today. So yeah, we have a bunch of stuff to do. Um
Um, first off, first off, um, which I'm gonna call it, which I'm gonna call it a chat. Should we revisit comedy night? It's been like 6 months. Should we.
Yeah, what is nitro camden? I keep seeing people type that in the chat.
Chad, what is Nitro Camden?
And there's already a yoxic yoxic thing. Thank you, Gucci. Gucci are the truth.
This right here.
Streamer Nitro Camden, who was kicked out of his house at 18 years old by his mom for being too loud after receiving a 15,000 viewer twitch raid from stable Ronaldo was assaulted.
And told you, did you guys hear that?
Did you guys hear that?
I just farted.
Sorry.
Was assaulted and told he had no value to the household while she called the police on him.
I'll get your stuff. You gotta go. Go.
I'll get your stuff. Go and get your clothes and stuff. Go. Go.
Go. Go.
Okay, drop the call. Call me some of you. Go ahead. You're done. I'm not playing this game.
Call someone midnight. Call the call.
Call the police on him.
Dude, I don't even know if that's a good idea. I think you just like hit your kid. So I think that might come back to bite you there. On camera.
Out of my room, my house, everything, it's all mine, get out.
Yeah.
He's 18.
Out of my house.
Get out.
Chattie is 18.
Oh, my house.
You're not welcome this morning. Get out.
Is that the ethernet?
We're here for the police to come and put you out there.
What's that? A fucking ethernet table?
You don't think you're stupid enough to get out? You're 18, dummy. You don't have the brother in my house.
Great, but I'm letting you know because you're getting out at six o'clock tomorrow.
I wake up you get your ass up and you're getting out.
I'm not trying to keep lightly disrespecting me. I told you to let in.
Alright, I've only been watching for a minute, but I don't think he's been disrespectful one time.
I don't know what you do every other time. You try to act like you don't break rules, but you use every other time.
I walk past the room and I'm like, why is the light still on?
I'm exercising.
You should have been there.
It's fine.
You're ass dangling.
Why are you saying that?
I don't know if you want to keep saying that.
That's funny.
See me in the bed.
OK.
So I think she wants him to be asleep at like midnight,
But he just got raided by Ron and he's a small streamer.
So that's a very like obviously big deal for him.
So he wants to keep streaming, right?
But she's just like not having it 10 PM 10 10.
Bro, what?
Maybe this was I hope you take your shape.
I just feel bad is this real or stage this is dude this is definitely real this like a hundred percent real
What does she even do?
But I don't understand like this mindset of like as soon as your kid turns 18, kick him
to the curb.
It's like, bro, what is he going to do?
You think he's going to rent an apartment or something in the modern American economy?
What's he going to do, bro?
He's going to rent some $2,500 a month apartment and pay for it.
He's 18.
He's probably still in high school.
Bring absolutely no value to this house.
You barely clean up this room.
You only take out the trash when I say that shit needs to be taken out.
Don't do anything.
Literally not.
So lay down.
Like it's still where we want it.
It should have been eight hours ago.
You've been at home all fucking day.
Instead of playing video games.
like a fucking 40-year-old virgin in his mom's basement.
He's 18?
That's so rude, bro.
But guys, that's why it's important
to have perspective too.
Like for me, my mom would yell at me
if I was playing video games
at like three in the morning on a school night,
which is she had every right to do so.
Like I was just an idiot.
But like some people, their parents are actually,
some people's parents are actually like so over the top
where it's easy to like forget that.
That some people go through that, do you know what I mean?
And she's literally, she's literally like,
like hit it multiple times.
You don't hit your kid.
Has a hand.
On camera too, bro.
Like on camera, what do you think she does off camera,
wrote Jesus. Why didn't Haley type high buys do something in his
chat? Yo, guys, is high buys supposed to be like Superman?
What's he going to do teleport over there and solve the problem?
Haley, come on, we'll out
so this was last night.
If the rule of the most, if you've got every fucking medicine, same knowledge, it's not
true.
It's the history of me.
I'm not going to look at you.
Click this and run it up.
It wasn't just that.
I said what would happen, okay, we have two times.
Now we need to give this guy a career.
It matters.
It's like, how do you know what's exceeding me?
Okay, I didn't get it.
He just said that because he just got he just got raided by wrong. Obviously if you're a small streamer, that's like a dream
W run by the way, w classic wrong Dale W. He just got raided by wrong. So obviously this is like a special night
And it's like your mom is understanding. It's like, oh, you can keep streaming for another hour
You can keep streaming for another hour and a half something
Rather than just like yelling at him hitting him and like not even listening to him at all
Because I'm sure if it was any other night, he would have got off at 10.
You know what I mean?
I don't know how long I've been trying to get off at 10.
If I turn to get off and it's fine, it's okay.
We're not caring about me.
I don't care what thing you're twisting mind because you're still not listening.
It goes off of what I say the rules is.
You can't just do what you want to do.
He's...
I don't...
What is twisted in his mind?
I don't...
He's an 18 year old kid who wants to stream.
What is like twisted in his mind?
Bro, here's the thing though.
If my mom was actually like this,
there's no planet where I would ever
be able to stream.
Like I don't even...
I would just quit.
Because like, why would you?
So what are you going to do?
What you mean to the entire year?
People are going to do it.
I'm sorry about that.
So what have you, I don't know how it doesn't work out.
So if you,
if you
if I seem to
lead
the next few months,
do you think it's going to be a
thing that you believe
that you can all live?
Take sleep.
Why does he have to leave in two months, but what what I don't understand this concept, bro.
This isn't like a good parenting.
I'm gonna kick my kid out of my house as soon as they turn 18 years old.
This will be a slam dunk in five years.
No, your kid's just gonna fucking resent you.
Like it's just such a horrible parenting.
The destroyer
Just leave
This is all scripted well, I want to explain to you like why that's such a stupid like comment
Because like you could say oh I scripted guys. She literally hit him on camera like that's like literally a crime
Like if you call CPS with that clip like you could actually have your kid taken away from you
it's not fucking scripted, bro. She hit, she hit him on camera. And then it's like, if you're
saying that, you're taking away from like abuse. Yes, bro, you better leave tomorrow.
Wait moist moist did a video on it? I'll check that out moist did a video on it
Don't let my whimsical Gary hat to see you. Oh God. It's like 40. She posted it 40 minutes ago.
Don't let my whimsical Gary hat to see you. I've got no quirky intro here. There's nothing.
Hi, guys. Can you remove the timer at the top right and then have the chat?
Nothing silly about this. It's actually heartbreaking.
So last night, a huge streamer named stable Ronaldo did a 10,000 plus viewer raid to a streamer with one viewer named Nitro.
her name Nitro Camden. One viewer chat that takes me back. Chat that takes me back bro.
Extremely excited and happy so he celebrated which raised the decibel levels in his room
to a point that his mother found unacceptable. So she marches in there on a war path starts
like unplugging his shit saying horrible awful things to her son and saying like he needs
to get out of her house and then starts beating him on stream in front of everyone
to see it. I mean, legitimately beating him, throwing punches to his face is even a point
where she's like on top of him and then punching him in the face from like the side. It's unhinged.
And she was talking about how she's going to call a police to have him kicked out of
her house. If the police arrived, you'd be in handcuffs, you fucking moron as you
should. That's literally what I said. Like, I don't know if calling the police is
beneficial for you right now. Like this is unbelievable behavior. She should be
He arrested 1000%.
I've never had as much people in here before, but I'm just kind of like, I'm, I have 10,000
people.
Yeah.
And like in his exact shoes, dude, he's been streaming.
He has one viewer.
He has one viewer for like ever.
He gets a 15,000 viewer raid by Ron.
Obviously, he doesn't want to immediately end his stream.
Like that's like what you, when you're a streamer with zero to three viewers, like
that's what you dream of.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I have 10,000 people in here.
Why are you taking my stuff?
I'm not doing anything.
I have 10,000 people in it.
Why are you in the camera?
I have 10,000 people in it.
Hey Chad, what I'm wondering, how did Ron find this guy?
Like, was he somebody in Ron's chat, that stream?
How did Ron even find him?
Because it's hard to find like one viewer streamer.
How did Ron find him?
Here they just raided me it was totally random. He was literally just scrolling
He was randomly just scrolling
He's watching your stream. I'll uh, I'll stay up. What's up to my to this video
Why are you taking this mama? Why are you taking my?
Why because I'm trying to stream
So you can call it because I'm streaming. I have 10,000 people in here watching I
Just got raided. It's unthinkable. I don't know how
someone can be so cruel just a fucking demon like this where her son is
obviously extremely happy and reiterates to her numerous time there's 10,000
people watching that is a life-changing moment that can turn into an entire
career overnight and but also it's like there's 10,000 people watching she
tells her and then she like hits him it's like like does she does she think
He's like, does she think he's like lying or something?
Not only does she not care, disregard it,
but then becomes emboldened to then beat him
in front of all of those people.
Like she's got a fucking stadium watching.
So then she goes in.
He did a segment with Rugg and Marlon
where they were just gifting subs to small streamers.
At the end of the stream,
Ron randomly raided him while scrolling.
That's insane.
Abuses her son physically in front of all of them
as part of like her talent show or something.
I don't know if she's trying to submit
a tape for the UFC or something for a contract, but it's actually unfathomable.
How can you as a parent not have any kind of appreciation or joy or enthusiasm for your
child who is now having a potentially life-changing moment happening right in front of your eyes?
And she feels nothing but anger.
Anger, Jinxie's speed had this and left the house at 18.
Well, speed scenario is way different.
Also, dude, speed's mom never like hit him.
Like speed's mom yelled at him
and she was definitely really mean to him when he was a kid.
She didn't believe in him at all.
But like hitting your kid is a whole nother level.
Like that's just unacceptable.
Speed never got hit.
But also speed when he was 16
was like insanely successful right away.
And like speed was going to like,
like use mean eight in and stuff.
Like this kid's like just grinding like no like no one watched his streams until this and I hope he grows a lot from this and he probably will
But she's angrier than fucking Kratos battling the gods. She did
She did. Oh, I did not know that she did. I thought she just yelled at him to be quiet all the time
Really it's here and she's on a warpath now like unplugging everything
She starts insulting him telling him how he needs to get out. He's useless this and that she's a fucking evil
vile monster. She not only ruins the moment for him, turning what appears to be like an
extremely happy moment in his life for something he's very passionate about with streaming here,
and now he's got an audience all of a sudden. She not only goes in there and just stomps
all over it she then starts beating him go where I'm like he is a kid I'm sorry
bro 18 is not an adult your kid go where he's a kid where's he gonna go bro he's
Dude, I didn't become actually mature till I was like I'm still not even mature
I didn't become like actually mature till I was like 21 22 bro. He's a kid. He just turned 18
Where's he gonna go is he gonna go to the edge of the neighborhood and sit on
the sewer like what where is he gonna go bro where's he gonna go that's his bed
where's he gonna go I'm like where do you what do you want him to do also I just
want to say like this kid is so dude this kid is so calm like and you can
also tell like this is a reaction that he's probably been dealing with us for
years like he's literally been dealing with this his whole life and he's just so
used to it like he doesn't freak out he doesn't like yell this kid is so used to
it which is honestly the saddest part bro he's just it's the saddest part
everything this is all mine get out
get out
It's extremely hard to watch.
This is a violent, disgusting freak that's not fit to be called a mother.
This is just deplorable.
And Camden is, you know, like boxing her out to stop her from just-
She is a teacher, are you actually serious?
She's a teacher, oh my God.
By tearing everything apart there,
and I'm really glad he did because the stream stayed on,
which means there is now evidence of these crimes,
evidence of this abuse at the hands of his mom.
What was?
I have to fix like my annoying green screen thing.
This is like every stream.
Okay, that'll do, I guess, that'll suffice.
An extremely joyful moment in her son's life
what should have been a really proud moment in hers, for some reason, struck a core deep
inside of her tainted soul, and it became this source of misery for her, and she decided
to take it all out on her son.
And like saying how he needs to get out, he was too loud, it's almost midnight, you
were too loud, get the fuck out of my house, you're useless, starts beating him, threatening
to call the police to get him out.
the whole time you can see like he's not fighting back or anything.
It feels like this is probably something that's happened before.
She seems extremely comfortable, not shy at all about beating her son in front of 10,000
people, by the way.
So I guess it's just routine for her.
She thinks it's...
Yeah, I think the important thing to note is like this was on camera.
Like, I mean, this kid's probably went through like hell off camera.
Normal or acceptable, it's not.
This is inexcusable behavior here and she should be arrested 1000%.
It is so sad to see.
I will be prepared for the police to come and put you up in here.
You realize the police are going to like arrest you, right?
This is illegal.
You cannot hit your kid.
Like literally, you are the one breaking the law.
What are the police going to arrest him for?
He was gaming at 10.05pm.
What are they gonna arrest him for?
You don't think you're stupid enough to get out.
You're 18, you don't have to live in my house.
Oh, that's great.
But I'm letting you know, because you're getting out.
It's six o'clock tomorrow.
When I wake up, you get your ass up
and you're getting out.
Now she's posted up in his seat on his stream
in front of 10,000 people after beating him.
If trespassing her house,
is that actually the legal jurisdiction on that?
If you tell the cops,
I want to kick my son out of my house.
He's 18, he's trespassing my house.
Will that actually work?
There's no way that's how that works.
There's, I'm sorry, there's no way that's how that works.
In front of them, and just treating it
like it's her show now, like it's her podcast.
What the fuck?
Nothing, he blatantly disrespected me.
I told you to let him.
You try to act like you don't break the rules, but you use every other time I walk past the room and I'm like, why is the lights still on?
I'm exercising. You should have been getting that.
It's bedtime.
I don't want to get cool.
You're not sleeping.
I'm sleeping.
You're ass-bang.
So she wasn't even like a sleep?
That's a good sleeping environment.
That puts me right to sleep.
a warm glass of milk and then someone telling me to sit my ass down.
After that, I'm knocked out in two minutes, bro.
No, I like to sort of ease into my sleep one moment here.
Like, how, none of this works.
Everything got woken up and, you know, like groggy and a little frustrated
being woken up late at night because maybe she's got work early in the morning.
Not that any of that would even be excusable in any capacity whatsoever.
However, but there's not even like a more so it's one thing if it's like four in the morning. Yo, bro. It's 10
Still hitting it's just and this is like
Unacceptable, but it's one thing to be like cam go to sleep. It's four in the morning. Yo, it's 10
Bro, it's most like most families have dinner at like eight
Oh of
Since for why she'd be upset that he was making some noise when she's not asleep
He's 18 years old and it's not even midnight. So it's not like, you know, extraordinarily late where it's just so fucking late
And you've ruined the peace and serenity and the tranquility of this this household this this sacred house
Like this is just so unhinged to me because there's even less explanation for why she's so upset in the first place
So she heard a little bit of noise from his room in the lights run
He explains to her why there was a little bit of noise because he's just been rated. He has 10,000
It's like, hey mom, this is the best day of my life
Wham! Like literally like literally that's what happened. There's there again a potentially life-changing moment
And she goes in there just starts beating him up for it
And she has the gall to talk about him breaking rules for justification on why she did what she did
Well, how about laws? You fucking idiot. You broke some of those, you know
you should be arrested.
What do you want to say to these ones?
I hope you pack your shit because you really don't know what.
All right.
And go where?
Go where?
Lay down.
Bro, he's literally just saying, please do not hit me.
Like, this is actually just sad.
No.
He's so used to this.
It's like, you're not going to keep playing only disrespecting me and think you stand in
the house.
What does she even do?
Bring absolutely no value to this house.
You barely clean up this room.
You only take out the trash when I say that she needs to take it home.
Somebody just said she has a hidden camera in his room.
Are you serious?
Bro, he's like a prisoner.
I mean, don't do anything.
Literally not.
So lay down.
Now she's preaching about how he brings no value to the house. What the fuck do you bring to the house besides an aggressive
upbringing and knuckle sandwiches where you beat your children? You psycho?
She keeps instructing him to lay down as he's like pleading with her to not hit him.
Which again tells me that this happens pretty often. This was not some like isolated incident.
It sounds like that's probably how she just conducts business as usual, which is completely
unacceptable and she just keeps saying lay down lay down treat him like a
fucking dog and if I'm being honest she's extremely lucky her son is more
mature than she is and has enough restraint and self-control yeah to not
just start exchanging blows with her because if he did fight back boy how
do I tell you what his mother would not not be feeling so confident because
as she was like crawling all over him ripping things off of his desk and
punching and she was visibly winded like that took a toll on her immediately her
cardio Peters out after like 10 seconds of activity so I don't know what
exercise she's doing there but she needs a new program because that shit ain't
working at all so she's very lucky that her son is just a good person who's not
going to just be fighting his mom but meanwhile she's a nightmare who has no
problems just clobbering her son, taking advantage of his good nature.
She lived eight hours ago.
You've been at home all fucking day.
Instead of playing video games, like a fucking 40-year-old virgin in his mom's basement.
How delusional can you be?
Not only is her violence sickening, but her stupidity is as well.
to be calling your son, comparing him to a 40-year-old virgin playing video games in his mom's basement.
Because he played video games and got a 10,000 viewer raid,
so that's 10,000 people that came to his stream,
which could be a life-changing career opportunity.
And she's comparing these two things somehow, like he's just some kind of, like, you know, loser in the dark, you know, never going to mount to anything,
even though he is telling her numerous times, like, how big of a deal this is, that there are 10,000 people watching him,
And this is a very, very lucrative possible career now on his, on his lap and she's just
belittling it, insulting him for it.
She's so dumb.
She is so fucking dumb.
So she's a criminal and she is an extremely stupid one too.
Like what the fuck?
It's unbelievable to me.
I truly hope that Nitro Camden blows up from this and gets like an actual career
and can leave his mother in the past.
Just leave her in the dirt.
Never talk to her again.
doesn't deserve communication. This is unacceptable behavior across the board from her. And I really
hope that this has become a huge story. So I really hope there's a lot of support and
a lot of people rallying behind Nitro Camden. And I just wish him the best and I am so
sorry to chat. What is his twitch mods? Put his to it like make his twitch. Go follow
him chat. See what he has to put up with with his mother here. Anyway, I hope she
gets arrested. I hope she goes to jail and I hope that he has a very prosperous career
as a streamer if that's what he chooses to do or whatever.
Pat, he wants to walk. Nitro underscore Camden. He's live right now with 9,000 viewers. That's
good, bro. That's good. That's good. What is it? Nitro bone. There it is. Yeah, chat.
He's live. He's live right now with 9,000 viewers. That's what you want to see,
Oh, it looks like he's already in a different environment.
He is, Taddy. He's got to be watching me.
He sounded you out. Send me the link. Oh my God.
Dude, he, Chaddy's in a whole new environment.
Yo, bros. Hey, stay over there.
Wherever the hell you are.
I'mma gift them some subs.
I'mma gift them some shit.
All right.
All right, shall we let me get them some sauce, bro.
All right, that should work.
Sweet.
Yeah, that's what she said and they said actually give you but I'm saying I need the numbers I can go somewhere. I need to go somewhere
You're not listening. I need those numbers so I can get my
Oh, he do
I just gifted 500
I'm a wait till they seize it. I'm a wait till they seize it
Oh
Whose part
Wait what
She's the one doing this bro. Oh, I get the code. You're tired of full screen real quick. I got the code
I got the phone
Give me one minute. I'm sorry. Give me one minute. I need this code for Instagram
So I'm gonna gift it. Did he see it?
Who found my gift to me? Oh my god. Yeah, we got to turn up. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We got to turn up
He just saw it. Joe just gifted me five on the Psalms
Jinxie Jinxie five hundred gift it. Oh my gosh
Jinxie
Yo cam good luck, bro. Jinxie get the fuck out of that house man. Thank you, bro
I don't know where you're streaming out right now, bro, but just, uh, oh, he's delayed chat.
He has a delay.
He's delayed, bro.
He's like five minutes delayed.
Yeah, Cam.
I don't know where you're at right now, bro, but try to stream over there as much as
you can.
Oh, he do JC
JC he follows me
Yo chat this is like this is like five minutes late, but yeah chat go support him bro, um
Yeah, that's fucked up I don't that's a that's a shitty ass situation go support him bro
At my friend's house until I get my own
W friend man
15 minutes to life 15 minutes to life
Yes, he's on like a five minutes of life
But yeah, bro, um, I don't know where you're streaming at bro, but try to stream there as much as you can
shy stuff
Bro over simulated in a good way. Yeah, it is cool. Like a day later, a day later, he
has 10,000 viewers. That's sick. That's sick. He said, thank you so much. Sick chat. I
I don't know if the flock league dropped today.
Chat, the draft video is supposed to drop today.
I wanna show y'all who I got.
No, it hasn't dropped yet.
It hasn't dropped yet, chat.
It hasn't dropped yet.
I'm excited for this.
It has not dropped yet.
It hasn't dropped, just leak it.
I can't, bro, I can't, I can't leak it.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
Okay, now chat.
Should we make a return to comedy night?
Chat, what do y'all think, bro?
Run a poll, run a poll.
Should make a return to comedy night.
I'm gonna go pee, I'm gonna go pee, I'm gonna go pee.
Thank you.
you
All right, Kittens, here we go, one-one, combat I have returned wins.
Chat, let's hit it up.
Also, let me be clear here, bro.
Yo, yelling slurs is not funny.
No one thinks it's funny.
If you do that, we're just gonna get off
and it's gonna last for two minutes.
All right, man.
Yelling slurs is not funny unless you're three years old.
I don't really know what else to say, bro.
That is accidentally load siege, bro.
I haven't been on comedy night in like, dude, a minute.
A minute?
I'm going to comment it in a minute.
New net spencil.
This guy's just spamming new net spencil.
What is it?
I can't listen to it because I'm live on YouTube now, so it's G.H.
Oh my god, I missed this game!
I miss this game!
It's funnier than the same five people spamming Darth Maul?
Well, actually it's not.
I think screaming a slur is probably the most unfunny thing you can do.
I'm gonna be honest.
I actually think that's the most unfunny thing you can do.
March out the room name is funny, 7-7.
Lock in.
Hopri Darth Maul is over.
Bros Breathing LOL.
Did I make a private?
Oh, it's private, here we go.
Boom.
That was quick.
how's quick yo guys how's what you doing today man
good man good what's up Jinxie well well well welcome back Jinxie this guy
how are you Minasucla it's been like six months bro how you been man I've been
very well I've been waiting to use these very creative jokes on you all right
bro what is it so what's the difference between dark Nicholas and the
The LARPing waiter.
What?
Not me.
It's just the same guy.
Ha ha ha ha.
Six months.
Hey, Denkzi.
Why did he.
Six months for that.
Six months.
Yo, what's up?
Yo, what's up, man?
Yo, what's up, bro?
What's up, bro?
What's the difference between a human and an animal?
A semen and an animal, what?
No, a semen, what they are in fact rephrasing, what's the purpose of a semen's anomalous?
What?
The mediterranean.
It's just like a...
Hey JC, do you remember me?
Yo, Tarek, how have you been, bro? How have you been?
Good, how have you been?
Fantabulous, bro. How have you been, man? Oh, wait, I already asked that.
You've been good?
Dumbass.
Yes.
Okay.
Do you know the thumb from Spy Kids?
You kind of look like it.
Google it.
I already know what that is.
And nobody's on the stage.
That's fucking Minasukla again.
Watch out Slarping Springs,
Tampon Springs,
and the Cardboard Springs,
having come.
This guy's brain is a toaster.
What, bro?
What?
Well me none of them have my favorite streamer high buys yo minisukla
and you have a brain remember me dance ski now we're not really well if there's
like a thousand people in this game not really yeah Kenny I've never been in
here before bro I'm just gonna see if you'd like um what do you call a pig
the dust karate what a pork chop
filled up jimmy this is the worst
whatever wow women like swimming pools
now they cost a great deal of money to
maintain considering the time you spend
in it hey can see are you quiet can I
Can I give you a kissy, please?
Um, yo, Tarek, let's try this joke again, bro.
And let's cut the weird shit, bro.
Alright? Go again.
Hey, G.C., can I give you a kiss?
Like this is what I'm talking about!
Yo, bro, this is like how do you do a baby voice?
How?
Why did Darth Vader get lost at Tarpon Springs?
Oh, I want to die. I want to die. Why?
He was at the Darth Maul food court
Like bro, I don't
Guys, do you guys have neurons that fire? Why was six scary seven?
Seven eight nine max joke
Nope, no because seven was a six offender
And he did
Did bro just clap at his own joke yo, what up no loud how you doing bro?
Hello?
Hey!
Guys, we don't do the pay up for the laugh anymore because you motherfuckers don't put
in your pay pass.
Okay, I'm on.
Alright, I got stand by a millionaire.
Lil' man, what is up, bro?
How you doing?
How's it going?
Where did Darth Maul get his shoes from?
Where?
The Darth Maul.
She's a- like, you didn't even say the joke right?
The jokes?
Yes, Dan, you were here two minutes ago, of course.
Yeah, so what do you call a sleeping bull?
I don't know.
A bulldozer.
Guys, giving yourself a-
HGZ.
Giving yourself a lap track is actually smart.
Alright, HGZ.
What's up, Dung?
Uh-uh.
Where did all the doff buy the wolf roll?
Where where?
Just an engine.
What? What did he say?
Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer?
Why?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do you call stomping in a worldwide siege tournament?
Stop what?
What? What?
Darth Vader.
Hey Bernard, is Jinxy fat?
No, let me check.
So I'm not actually sure who or what Jinxy is.
No, Jinxy, you son of a...
is Jinxy.
Right, let me check.
Tony, I'm changing you. If that's a person, I'm not going to label or judge their body.
If you made a fictional character or a character-
Woke. Woke. Bernard. Woke.
Yeah, let's stop.
Do you remember me, bro?
You know what? Let's stop judging my body.
Dan, every time you get on the stage, you don't have to ask me if I remember you, Dan.
You were here a minute ago.
I'm not making sure you remember me, bro.
Yeah!
I'm-
Bro! Yeah!
Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Uh, why did the bird would take a shower?
Why?
to make a clean getaway
Oh, what would be the first thing you do if you woke up as a girl?
What?
Dishes
Uh, Jinxie
Yo, Louis
Uh, who is that? Who just talked, bro? Who is that?
Mr. Afro
was that like a squirtle? What was that? Continue, Louis?
All right, so basically I was wondering if your next marathon would be the Walking Dead
Telltale Games.
I still have a joke.
Yo, guys, it's comedy night. Bro, it is comedy night.
What do you call it, Jinx?
What do you call him?
Receiving airline.
What do you call a Jynx TV?
What? Why is it himself?
What?
Alright, this guy's getting banned.
Yo love, this guy's getting banned.
Why did John Paulk get banned from the butcher shop?
Why?
Because they said he was bringing too much pork sonality.
Oh, that was cool.
Well, before my next talk, Shin-C, you said you used to watch, uh, speech-to-sist videos, right?
Yes, bro. High-vives, pump my brain! High-vives, pump me!
You should go to speech-to-sist with Kinny.
Okay?
That would be peak.
Yo, Pat, like, yo, what's the difference between...
Where's the peak cell?
...and dark Nicholas?
I'm gonna shit myself.
What?
We actually like watching dark pixels 3's.
I'm gonna- Yo, I'm gonna lose it! I'm gonna lose it!
Why did you do that in the parking lot? I'm traumatized.
Why'd you do that?
You what in what parking lot?
He touched me, and you pulled my pants down.
Alright, Bantaric.
I'll just give you the go.
Get me out of here. Just give me the fuck out of here.
Yo, hi guys. Uh, can you like...
I don't know cleanse like pressure wash my brain
What the fuck was that?
Like what the hell?
Now chat next night
Guys next subject bro listen up
Chat tomorrow
SPOI versus ZIM, 1v1, locked.
Best of three, 2pm EST,
happening right before the tournament.
That is going to be cinema, that's happening tomorrow.
Chat in exactly six days.
I am flying to Bayonne, New Jersey.
And we cannot leave an Airbnb
until we be chained together with Los Podos TV
and Stable Remote.
I believe the stream could be peak.
I believe the stream could be generational.
I really don't know how long it's gonna take.
I've never played chain together.
Why don't I just call Bernard?
Oh, hi Vyze.
I gotta get my team figured out for tomorrow.
Also hi Vyze.
Tell everybody the start time is gonna be 430 PM EST.
430 PM.
Let me call Mingo
cause I gotta figure out what my team is for tomorrow.
Will you three sleep together? Yes me most and Ron are gonna be sleeping together. I haven't told most yet
We're gonna get a big king bed and we're all gonna be in there
Yo, Mingo, what's up?
We got to figure out our team for tomorrow bro. Lack last week was a disaster
Okay, you tell me you tell me what we got
All right, so it's me and you, the best two control players in the world.
Rose snuck me in there. Wait, Mingo, hold on.
Taking a lasagna, Fart.
Okay.
All right, false alarm. Mingo, tell the stack.
All right, me and you, two best control players in the world.
And then we got Sploit, right?
Sploit is 100% down to play, right after he won V1's in. He said he's down to be on our team.
on our team.
All right.
Then we got either I already asked you, I texted you earlier,
I said it's either Laura or Ray because Laura's in Florida
for the week and he said he'll down to play,
but you said get Ray, right?
I think we get Ray.
Ray, we got Cam with Ray.
We got, we do have Kim or Ray.
All right.
So we got me, you, you, Roy, Ray.
And then I told Ray Bullies to get a T2 fifth
because Booth's going to play, but Booth's just calling
today, he said he think he could play again.
But Jack, remember, we can't get Stompens.
Stompens doing scrims.
Jay and Lou are out of IRL.
So our team is this.
Jinxie, Spoyt, Mingo, Raidbullyz, and Boots.
Boots is like 50-50 though.
I'ma let you know, but I think he can play.
Okay, okay bro.
I think this looks like a winning team.
We need to win, bro.
We're about to cry.
I think we'll win this week.
Okay, Mingo, listen bro, we have to win, okay?
We have to win.
I cannot lose in Temmys again.
This looks good.
Did you see Zimzac?
No, what is Zimz team?
It's like Zim, Ambie, and Surf.
Let me know.
Zimz team is Zim, Ambie, Surf?
Yeah.
Bro, I feel like Ambie didn't have any Ken with us.
I feel like Ambie's gonna have Ken with Surf
because they're on the same team.
Yeah, but it's Zim.
He doesn't play comp, and then God knows
He's going to get done with two players, God knows who's going to get it.
Okay, two things.
If we get Boots, I need him to sign into the thing so I can invite him.
And I need you to text me his name.
And then I'm going to call Spoyt right now and figure out what his shit is.
Raid is locked.
Raid wants to play with us and we want to play with Raid.
That's good.
Yeah.
All right.
Bet.
I'll see you.
I'll call Boots right now, too.
Yep.
I'll call Spoyt right now.
All right.
Let me know.
I think Rich is going to have his own team, I think.
About a fart.
What's scrimmaging right now?
Scrimmage.
Jump out of fart again.
Why am I so farty today?
Okay.
What's screaming?
I just need to text me his name.
Text me your Siege Arena name for sign up and then I need to text RAID that as well.
I'll sign up tomorrow.
Tomorrow's going to be peak chat.
Tomorrow, Saturday.
Spoilers in best of three happening at about 2 to 2 30 PM EST.
If you're not in there, we're going to post it on YouTube after like right after anyway, so you don't have to see it live, obviously, but.
That's going to be peak if let's just say somehow by the grace of God, if Zim beats point generally have one person left and that's probably stopping.
When is your 100 creator fortnight tournament? Okay, that's another thing that brings me to my next subject. I don't have a date for that yet. I don't have a date for that.
I don't have a date for that.
So when I have that data, let you know.
Um, okay, so what just text me said he's going to make it after a scrim. Let me call raid.
Oh, Richie's also out of left. Yeah, yeah, Richie can play.
Let me call raid.
I need your siege arena account for signups.
So Chad, that is going to be our team for the second ever Jinxie Cup, locked.
Jinxie, spoilt, Mingo, raid bullies, boots.
I think this team will do better than last team.
That is going to be our team for the second ever Jinxie Cup, locked.
Jinxie, Spoi, Mingo, Raidbullies, Boots.
I think this team will do better than last team.
We'll see though.
Last team lost in 70s.
We'll see what happens.
Bro, these turnies are sweaty.
These turnies are sweaty, bro.
The team that ended up winning wasn't even the team that beat us.
It was like this T2 team.
Bro, I think the biggest thing I learned from this is literally the most important
thing in Siege is just chemistry bro. Like chat, Siege is most similar to like basketball,
whereas like you need like one or two stars and then you need like two role players, you
need like three role players. I would be honest bro, the team that beat us like was just
like a better team than us. Like they played better team, they played better team Siege
than we did. Do you hear what I'm saying?
I think Siege is literally exactly like NBA. On a Siege team, for the best team possible,
you need like two just stars, like God to your mechanics, Fraggers. Mingo's a little bit
different because Mingo doesn't play like that run in sight with Ashe role. He plays
more of like a century turret but he's just really smart and his aim is perfect. So Mingo plays like
differently. Mingo's like Kawai Leonard on like steroids though. A perfect siege team, you need like
one or two just like fucking fraggers and then you need two people that'll play like flex anything
like if we need a nomad they're gonna play nomad. If you need a twitch they're gonna play
twitch. If you need a gridlock they're gonna play gridlock whatever and then you need a hard
support player. What did I say that's requiring people to type pardon? What did I say for pardon?
It's like Real Madrid has all the best expensive players and still sucks versus Barca.
Hovani, you said it, not me. Hovani, you said it, not me.
Hovani, you said it, not me.
Jinxie, you're like Tony Snell. Well, that's mad disrespectful, yo, because Tony Snell,
So, you're saying my R6 equivalent is this.
This is the first thing that comes up when you search up Tony Snell.
You guys are disgusting.
When you search up Tony Snell, it's Tony Snell, 000, Tony Snell Statline, Tony Snell Mean.
Tony Snell Autism.
What are these searches?
Somebody type Jinxy, I cherish you.
Thank you.
So, chat, this is my NBA equivalent.
This is, you're saying in a competitive Rainbow Six-Ease environment, just so I get this clear,
just so we can fucking get this out of the way, this is my NBA equivalent.
The guy that is known for having a 0-0-0-0-0 stat line in 28 minutes versus the jazz.
Guys, you realize when I went 1-10 Ben, I had 7 assists that game, right?
I just want to say, let's address the 900 pound elephant in the room.
When I went one in 10, Ben, two years ago.
Now you're DeMar DeRosin at a heat game.
What do you mean, DeMar DeRosin heat?
DeMar DeRosin stats versus heat.
Last five games.
These are normal ass stats.
23 points, 13 points, 30 points.
Thank you, Boggles!
DeMar DeRosin Daughter.
What?
DeMar DeRosin Daughter?
Screaming at a Raptors game?
Huh?
That's me!
Boggles!
This is my R6 equivalent.
I just yelled on the sideline.
This is what I do.
Look, Ralph, chat tomorrow, I'm gonna shock the world.
I'm telling you, I'm gonna win the Jynxie Cup.
I'm gonna shock the world.
Fat, fat!
Okay, but chat let me bring y'all boys
a new and improved updated schedule.
Since chat, look at our schedule.
We banged this out, boom, done.
Now chat, updated schedule,
we have another big ass announcement.
October burst is going to be beating every boss
in Minecraft with Rondell Dingle.
Now chat, we are probably gonna be some hardcore ass rules
and why October?
Because I'm literally doing nothing in October.
My schedule is a blank sheet.
So this is happening October 1st, meeting every Boston Minecraft. Now, as for the two next things I want to do.
Obviously chat November 19th, we're going to play GTA 6. Everyone's going to do that.
We may as well just throw this in here even though it's so far away. But yeah, November 19th, I'm going to 100% completion GTA 6.
100% complete GTA 6, do every side mission, every main mission, October 1st, beating every boss in Minecraft with Ron, September 17th, going to Alvius Sanctuary.
That is going to be the next IRL stream.
And technically, chained together with Losin Ron is going to have a lot of IRL segments because we got a cool house.
Now, as for the next thing, chat, Elden Ring DLC, it needs to happen.
I'm on New Game Plus, which means it's going to be harder. I fucked up.
It's like the beginning scene of the hangover when he's like, look, we fucked up, Chad, I fucked up, I'm on New Game Plus, which is why I've been hesitant to do the Elder Ring DLC, because it is going to be harder, but we'll see what happens.
Now, Elder Ring DLC marathon needs to happen.
Chad, what date should we do this?
What date should we do this?
Brother, we have a file for you, Sonny Dennis. Oh, good shit on us. Good shit. Do it now.
You guys want me to do the Elden Ring DLC right now?
Okay, let me logically think about this.
How long does the Elder Ring DLC take? Three days, right? Three or four days?
It's not going to take as long as the Elder Ring Marathon.
Elder Ring Marathon took six days. It was the longest stream I ever did.
Probably two to three days.
September 7th, it's not a bad shout kid.
Bro, I'm thinking like, what about like this week here,
like right before my birthday?
Like September 18th, maybe.
Because that gives me seven days before my birthday.
Bro, if I'm fighting like Radon on my birthday,
I'm gonna be like shot.
Chat four night globals is the 26 and the 27th and I'm going to watch party that so four night global it can't be it has to be before that.
Chat maybe like September 18th bro.
That looks kind of good. No. Because I'm gonna be I'm gonna be in text for one day and I'll
fly back. That looks good. No. That looks good as fuck. No. Now check the thing is I can't
really do it now because then it would be like I just did the last of us then I'd
be doing Elden Ring, then I'd be doing Chain Together in like a 10-day span. That's like
three marathons in 10 days. I would probably, like I would probably just turn into a zombie.
Perfect! Tuck X! So stream 200 hours in a week.
One second, I got to check something really quick.
I got to check something really quick.
One second, I gotta check something.
Ew, ew, I hear from the back of an ashy's hand.
Wait, what about Tuesday?
What do you mean Tuesday?
Do you see no phone on the job fat ass?
Yo, hold up, one second.
This is important.
De-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de.
Chat, hold up, this is important.
Bramboid of fart again.
Ow!
Why am I farting so much today?
Chat, why the fuck am I farting so much?
I don't understand.
Like jeez and Louise.
It was lasagna.
Ah, I'm farting sky.
It's like, I keep thinking I'm gonna shit myself, bro.
Now chat I see some people saying terraria terraria chat could me and Ron beat
terraria in a single stream realistically don't lie bro could me and
Ron beat terraria I've never played that game it no everybody's saying no no I
I mean like in a week like in a week in a week like could we beat it in a week
But what do you mean Tuesday
In a week really, okay, let me call Ron about that. Let me call Ron
Let me call Ron
Could you actually beat Terraria on a week?
Duo is easier.
Duo is easier. Yes, yes, hold up.
Hey, look, hey, it's me, Ajax today, not Los Angeles, it's me, Ron.
Hey, Ron, have you ever played a game called Terraria before?
Yeah, it's pretty fun.
Wait, what? Voss? You played Terraria?
Yeah, I beat the game.
Are you kidding me? Are you serious?
Yeah, I beat the moon, guys. I was saying this, I'm pretty sure.
Oh, brother.
Dude, I was gonna say we should try to beat the game together,
because my chat was saying to do it, but you already beat the game?
Yeah, but we could do it. I'm down.
Holding true gamer wait really
They're saying he's lying and larping you beat the moon guy
You just verbally say a command on the phone
that one sword that swings out like five different swords.
If you know, you know.
Bro, that's literally perfect
because you can actually teach me about the game.
Now, run, does Terraria have like a hardcore feature
where if I die, we reset?
Does it have that?
Yeah, but that game is not a game.
I don't think you'd do that.
I don't know if I can answer the chat agrees,
but it's not one of those.
I don't think that game is like,
I've never done it like that,
but that is like kind of impossible.
You don't really, yeah, I don't think you play that mode.
I think anyone who plays that mode, I don't even know.
I've never done that mode.
I just know that you die a lot in that game,
but it's not like you die and you lose everything.
You usually die and you lose your coins and shit.
Shysa, all right, bro.
Well, I'll let you know on it, man.
I'm just planning out my next, like, three months here.
But Ron, are you excited for Bayone, bro?
Yes, bro, I'm ready.
How many days do you think this shit is gonna take,
bro?
Tell it to me straight out.
Well, I think the first night no matter how far we get,
we piss off Lose and we make him restart and press him off.
True, and we should do a big ass muckbang with Lose.
True.
Like, just get a huge pizza, bro, and beer.
You need to get drunk, Ron.
You need to get drunk.
Yeah, bro, Ron should get drunk.
Listen, bro, I'm fucking ready.
Yeah, bro, what are you doing today?
Dude, I'm literally so basically
In a stream like today, Ron, I woke up, got into the toilet.
I have literally nothing planned.
I'm just going to level with you, chat here.
So Ron, what I'm going to do is basically just stall
for seven hours and see how good I can do with it.
Sounds like a stable auto type of shirt.
And Boggles said, play Elden Ring today.
Yeah man, let me just sporadically spur of the moment,
commit to an Elden Ring DLC marathon right now Boggles.
Thanks bro.
What Boggles, so you can do a stream of you
You're beating me to it, go fuck yourself.
Wait, you never played in the DLC?
No, I never played in the DLC, no.
Oh, you're not a real gamer.
Okay, it's, okay.
Ron, don't LARP is the-
The DLC is way easier, oh my God, it's way easier.
It is? Okay.
Wait, what about the Radon?
Is Radon harder than Melania?
Yeah, the last boss is hard.
Is Radon harder than Melania?
No, I don't think so.
But you also got the cheese for Melania,
It doesn't even really count.
Jinxy confront Ron about this?
Wait Ron, hold up, lock in.
You out and ring, tomorrows!
Oh, you never did Red Dead, Ron.
Wow, you never did Red Dead.
No, no, no, so.
Yo, you never did Red Dead.
No, no, so I did it.
I just didn't stream it, like I'm playing it like.
Oh, really?
Who's your favorite side character?
Crappy the Tide.
Look, bro, I'm gonna be honest like Red Dead is a six day long journey and I don't like
I don't blame you bro or chat. What is it like five days? No, it's like four days. It'd
be four days.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, fuck that bro. What are we doing like a game night, bro? Like a game
night. Just the boys playing video games.
Jack bro just bro just breezed over Red Dead redemption to the greatest game ever
created. Yeah, bro. Let's do a game night. You know, Ron, I
can do a game night any night. Ron, listen, I'm unemployed,
bro. The only shit I'm actually busy is Saturday, because
that's like, that's my tournament shit. That's my
cup shit. You know, you shoot every day. Yes, bro. I was
gonna say, you should try to like swap lives of the streamers.
What do you mean by that? What do you mean? Like you
We just streamed my room for like a couple of days
and I'll go to your room and we just never collab.
But you just live my life and I love you first.
So we'll-
You gotta deal with everyone in the house
in case there's something happening.
You gotta, yeah, it'll be just Aids for you,
but like, I'll just enjoy the bathroom
and get to talk to your brother, maybe your dad.
I am.
Nothing to do.
It has nothing to do with like me and you collabing.
It's just, just swap lives with someone.
It's not a bad shout kid. It's not a bad shout, bro. Wait, Ron, what was I just slarping about, bro? I was just slarping about something.
What did I say?
Oh yeah. Okay. So Saturday is like, bro, that's my comp shit. Like that's my sweaty shit.
Dude, I'm free Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday until New Jersey.
It's pretty much Monday, I'm not into this GTA 5, but I don't know if it's going to be fun, but it's going to be fun.
Yeah, it's going to be fun. Yo, GTA 5 is peak, bro. The story mode is peak. You're going to have a good ass time. You're going to have a good ass stream.
Bro, let's do a game night with like me, you and Joe on like Monday or like Wednesday or Thursday.
I don't know.
All right, I'm going to text in our group chat tonight. Okay.
Okay.
All right.
So make sure you check out Room 40.
What is room 40 room 40?
Okay chat now next thing next thing guys, okay
Chat speed texted me and said he wants to do stream on Tuesday chat the 25th
Okay, Tuesday the 25th of August now chat. What should we do?
Guys I have a good ass idea. Let me know what you think, okay?
So chat speed wants to do a stream on August 25th, and we don't have any idea what we're gonna do
Chat, I think we should do bro V bro. I'm not gonna lie. I think we should do bro V bro, and that's what I've texted him
He doesn't know what that is so I explained it
But chat me and speed on Tuesday should see who's a better gamer
We won V1 in FIFA. We won V1 in Fortnite. We could fucking 1v1 in Roblox rivals. We pick, Chad, if you don't know what Brovy Bro is, it's literally Ludwig's idea. It's a Ludwig credit. It's a PICAS idea.
We pick nine games. I pick three games. Speed picks three games. Then we pick three neutral games, all right? For example, if I pick R6, I would give him a crutch, like a big crutch.
like a round lead. If he picks Fortnite, I would get a crutch like a round lead type shit.
So chat a ball, not a twist is a great idea. FIFA is a great idea. I think FIFA is a, I
think FIFA is a fair idea. But yes, chat, we're going to do Jinxie versus Speed bro V
bro on Tuesday to see who is a better gamer. Who is better gamer? This is going to be
peak this is gonna be generational chat um this is gonna be peak cashy negative five gift
i do we could do so many games we could do chess we could do iq test we could do ball
knowledge quiz we could do fifa we could do fortnight we could do roblox rivals 1v1 we could
do fucking siege with a crunch we could do a it's gonna be peak oh we could do rocket league
with a crush. It's going to be peak. Compare Johnson's size. But yes, this is going to be
peak chat. This is going to be peak. But yes, Pete said he wants to do a stream on the 25th.
So chat, that's the schedule for now, boys. How does this look, man? A zombie has higher
IQ than you. IRL football. Okay, chat. Chat. Love speed to deaf kid. Who's better at football
mere speed? Be honest too. Don't lie. Who's better at football mere speed? Don't f***ing
lie. How are people saying speed? Yo, guys, guys, guys, speed. Guys, yo, love speed
literally trips over the ball every time he touches it. Guys, unironically, I am better
than speed at football, considerably. I'll give it to speed. He's faster than me. He's
more physical than me. I'm better at football than speed. Literally. Literally, literally,
literally. But guys, listen, it doesn't, speed is a superhuman athlete. Yes. Is speed
more athletic than me. Yes. Football is not just about athleticism. No, bro.
Chat, I am a better footballer than speed. Tommy, take it if I have a gift.
It's walla, not yola. No, yola is a new, it means let's go. It means let's go.
watch. Chad, I know my stuff, bro. No, Chad, y'all are better than speed at football.
I'm not even kidding. I am. Like, love speed, bro. I'm better at football. Deadass.
Deadass. Computer-turned-jinksy-gay now. What?
You can't talk about tripping over the ball.
Okay, let's just watch speed football highlights.
Speed football highlights.
All right, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
I want y'all to run a five minute poll.
We're gonna watch his highlights in mine.
Who's better at football?
Five minute of time lights.
Highlights, I'm trying to become a professional
just like you.
So just let me know.
Let me know what you think I got, all right?
I'm gonna hear this one.
All right.
Kimmel won Serbia, Corino, Netherlands,
Singapore, Costa Rica.
Let's play football.
Chat, how old?
How old?
This is like a year and a half.
Okay, guys, let me just explain first and foremost off the rip.
Look at how he shoots the ball.
Let's play football.
This is four years?
No, this is one year.
Highlight.
Yep, I was not offside.
I wasn't hurt.
No, I wasn't offside, though.
I wasn't offside!
So that was a hundred feet off sides.
Look at him.
Woo!
That is Mr. Beast defending him.
That is Mr. Beast.
Look at him.
Woo!
He could go-
Look at the throw ball!
Look at the-
Bro, I'm not even kidding.
He's being defended by rocks back there.
This is fucking talking fucking Ben
Okay, if it's old link me a new one like me a new one
Yeah, that is Ben like guys if I'm defending that I'm just gonna slide tackle boy
Hey, he kicked with his toe guys
Boy
What is this run up? What is this run up? What is this?
What is this?
Guys, I had better highlights when I was eight years old
Literally, YOLA I did I have the highlights. I have better highlights at eight
How is this bull close?
Jack, I've showed you guys my eight-year-old highlights. How is this? How is this close?
How how does that better how much money?
Hey, oh, okay, link me new link me new stuff. Let me new stuff
Lil lil oh, okay, this is little this is little oh
Jinxy this one is okay. Okay chat. This is one month ago one month ago lock it
I have not seen this footage. I'm gonna be unbiased. I'm gonna be unbiased
I'm gonna be dead ass unbiased bro, okay flock drops today actually
Okay, let me watch this video that we're gonna watch it chance. Yeah, good. I am at stalling
It's honestly just y'all bro. Y'all send me good shit to watch
Come on, walk!
All right, now I'm not gonna lie, chat.
Speed is sexy as hell.
Like, yo, I'm gonna be completely fucking honest, bro.
Speed is sexy as shit.
Speed is sexy as shit, bro.
Like, I'm not gonna lie to you.
Speed is hot, bro.
Dude, okay, speed is pretty hot.
He's not 16, chat.
Speed is like my age, bro.
Nice.
Okay, chat, first pause.
This should be chested.
I'm chesting this ball every time.
This should be chested.
This exact scenario, you have to chest this ball.
So like I'm going 0 for 1 on just techers.
should be tested.
Yeah, I have like a full-on training regimen that I documented on TikTok for three months.
I have like 20 TikToks to be training.
As a captain, I have to obviously leave my team, you know, even when the emotions are down or the emotions are high
It's my job to make sure everybody is their spirits are still high and we win a game, you know
I I take that I take that personality trait from Chris Ronaldo. You know me yo, I mean
How the hell did he tie Ronaldo into this?
That ass how the hell did he tie Ronaldo into this bro watching home play? So I got a really
Leave my team to a victory, score a high trick.
I don't need to win.
That's what we need to do.
Yo, hey, FIFA, where's the highlight?
Bro, this is Q and Dandy, where's the highlight?
Why is this an emotional stream find out bro
Okay now him receiba is incredible at football this guy is incredible at football bro I've
seen his TikToks for like three years this guy's fucking insane.
Well focus, well you're bringing it, so you play, so you play Gold Keeper, right?
Yes, yeah, Gold Keeper.
You play Gold Keeper and you're not playing Gold Keeper.
No, but my plan is to assist you all then, so.
Okay, so are you good at midfield?
Cause you, could you control the midfield?
It's not Rebecca, Speed calls him Rebecca, his name is Maseba.
Okay, yeah.
I don't know why Speed calls him Rebecca.
Open the gate.
I don't even think speed knows, bro.
Close the gate a little bit.
Nice. You're an athlete.
I don't even think speed knows.
I don't even think speed swings.
I don't even think speed knows.
Great.
Alright, so we're three minutes in.
Where are the highlight?
Come on, Luah.
What are you bringing in?
Wait, they got this ref?
Oh my god, this is the ref. I notice ref. I've seen it on tip top. This is the ref.
What's his name? Colina. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Two on one.
All right, heroes needs highlights lock in. I'm gonna be on bias.
Okay, so he's off, but I believe it's six aside so there's no off. Correct, right? This
is six aside and there's no all this is a top-man yeah it's to be coming here yeah
but you're saying offside but chat listen in six aside there's no offside
they knew it was coming
that's it that's the other woman will all be waiting for that first goal from
The man of the hour.
They're controlling.
Definitely seen Toby play too much speed back in here.
Come on, Spinners!
Do the dance!
Sticks the landing!
Four-two team speed, leading from the front.
They're full-scoring machine.
High-speed.
Two goals, baby.
I told y'all, Patrick did come in, baby.
Jack, you're saying I can't wet backflip?
Guys, what is?
Yo, motherfucker, what does backflip have to do with my football abilities?
What does it have to do?
We have to continue to keep up the lead.
And we just got to keep defending.
They're going to try to come off on the top of the second half, pushing it.
Yo, Chad will be honest, like, okay, do you guys think Messi runs around and does backflips?
No, he wakes up in the morning, drinks yerba mate, trains and just scores goals.
Messi doesn't do any flashy shit.
Yeah, show me a clip of Messi doing a backflip right now.
Show me a clip.
Attack, and we gotta hold him off. That's our job.
Chat like guys, here's the first thing you need to understand when it comes to six-aside football
There is literally at this level 12 to 15 goals a game
like guys I
Haven't seen anything that knocks my socks off bro. We got to keep it up
I mean we got to keep the pressure up. We got two more minutes left in the game
We just got to finish up the game with pressure and we
We got to dominate we got to dominate this second half you would get zero. So let me get this straight
I scored two goals in Wembley Stadium,
trained for three months on a professional-sized pitch.
And you think I would score zero goals on six aside.
In a game where there's 15 goals.
If I played in this game, right here, this exact game,
I would score nine goals.
Literally, I would score nine fucking goals.
So this is the only thing we're doing for the last half.
10 minutes, we gotta get a goal in.
It's that time.
YOLLA I WON!
Say it without smiling.
Chat, if I played 6 aside with a bunch of creators, I would score 9 goals.
But yes, I would score 9 goals.
There is no smile.
This is like a cinematic this isn't highlights bro I need highlights like how good is speed
at football the video I watch is better because he's in a real game environment come on
Wow. The game was seven to six.
OK, this is the most recent of speed in a, in a, in a, in a, in a, in a gain in 2025.
Well, here we, this is real.
Wait, chat, hold up, I have a question.
Has speed scored yet in a charity match?
Not counting a pen.
Has he scored yet?
Has he scored without a pen?
When? Where is it? I'm not seeing it!
Where is it? It was off-sides.
Well, here we are now. I'm joined by the diverse ants and deck.
KSI and speed. Now, KSI.
Jinxie, you need some excellent dick in your life.
Uh, find out Black Balls 4 3 2 1.
Black Balls, I wanted to have you banned in the marathon two days ago, and I still don't know how you're not banned.
I still don't know how you're not banned.
Alright, last year you were in goal.
A PEN IS A GOAL!
Pfft!
Does he know? Like, yo bro, if you think a PEN is a goal, you do not respect football at all.
This year on the field, clearly a lot on your mind.
Yeah, so...
Like chat, I'm this is unacceptable.
I know where to start today, you're right, so they make some changes.
Oh, just give it a look.
Oh, this right here is unacceptable.
There you go.
That's not it.
This is on it.
This can't happen.
This can happen.
Guys, if this is me in this exact scenario, I am fucking burying this.
Oh, that's XQC and net, bro.
If I'm in this exact scenario, I'm literally burying this.
There you go, speed.
I'm burying this.
You tripped in this match?
Well, because I didn't play football for five years.
Guys, yet again, let me say this.
If there is another side majority match I'm gonna train again, and I'm gonna score a hat trick
I'm not gonna take a pen
Guys listen bro legitimately
Speed is a better athlete than me speed is not better than me a football and I'm honestly it's not even close
Speed is not better than me a football
period
Now chat the flock draft video is out
Yo, what is up, bro?
No, bro, maybe speed, you know, he's not better than you but you gotta see both sides of the coin
You know what I'm saying? We gotta see your highlights to to compare
You know what I got you bro, I got you we gotta compare Apple to Apple here
And it's a pass, and we actually make it by
15 seconds, it's folded over!
Bro, that's a compilation.
Yeah, it's a YouTube short.
It's a YouTube short that's 10 seconds long, bro.
It's a YouTube short that's 10 seconds long.
No, first off, it's 44 seconds long,
and it's every fall that you do.
Great, bro, great, thank you.
Hey, hi guys, thanks.
You know what, hi guys?
I watched that fall.
I've experienced that fall, I've improved from that moment,
I've trained and honestly bro,
you bringing it back up is a little bit psychotic, bro.
It's a little bit psychotic, you fucking psychopath.
Just bring up your highlights bro.
That was a real charity match by the way.
Whatever happened last year.
You know, I might have fell, but I got back up
and I won man of the match, hangs up with aura.
Now chat, next thing.
We flocked fantasy draft is out now chat. This is I've been wanting to talk about this video
We're not gonna watch the whole thing because it like it does like ninth round picks. We're gonna watch a couple minutes of it
We're do some skimming but chat this right here is the biggest fantasy football league in the world
I'm in a league with 11 other quote-unquote experts. I say quote-unquote because some of these guys are fucking idiots
We are here. The most important fantasy football draft of our lives stakes going to be higher.
100,000 a first, 20,000 a second, 10,000 a third. Who is the fat ass in the back type
type eyes? That's me. That's me. 5,000 for the highest score every week. And if you lose
the league, the punishment will be so severe that you will be physically mentally and spiritually
punished the way that Danny has been over the past couple of months really now chat
Who do you all think I got in the first round that Sal our champion from last year is also the most athletic
So he won our competition. He gets the first pick. He's officially on the clock
All right, let me put my heart down and go make this pick
Let's go. Is there any chance that Sal doesn't think it's zero percent chance. They think I'm gonna do the obvious
I'm not doing the obvious
But I'm going to give him a little show and dance.
I mean, he drafted McCaffrey round one, Jonathan Taylor, two, right?
Yeah, Taylor, two, McBride three.
Then he went, look at Sal's team from last year, CMC, league winner,
Jonathan Taylor, league winner, Trey McBride, league winner, DJ Moore,
Mech, Pickens, league winner, Olave, league winner in the sixth round.
Literally a perfectly drafted team aside from DJ Moore.
Pickens and Olave.
Good God.
Yeah.
Yeah, he should be everybody in this league this weekend has been saying oh we have everybody's rankings, but sales
How do we get the champs rankings? I was in the hallway 30 minutes ago having I thought a genuine conversation with you Nathan
Yeah, you and then I look over and he's just looking at my rankings in my hand
I move it to my other hand and he goes on the other side of me
So all your people are faking here, I can't get trapped
Okay, I'm going to show you the draft board and we're going to skip a little bit.
So, in the first round, here's basically what happened.
A week ago, they did a competition to decide the draft order.
My representative Davis got 12 pace in the competition, which means I got the 12th least wanted pick.
No, I did not get the 12th pick. I got the 12th least wanted pick, which ended up being the fifth pick.
I did a little research online and the worst pick in fantasy football this year is the fifth and sixth pick
I really didn't want the sixth pick because I didn't want to get CMC because I know he's gonna get injured this year
It just seems like I'm throwing my year away
Last minute the devs decided they wanted the sixth pick. So I ended up getting the fifth pick, which I don't mind I
Got JSN in the first round Walker rink over. I got Derek Henry now. And so I'm going to skip and guess what Mason
He will skip will skip in the second round. I got Drake London
Now, what do you guys think of this pick here? All right as a Canadian AJ Brown was gone Derek Henry was gone
I didn't want AJ. I didn't want Derek Henry Kenneth Walker's fun, but I don't really want any piece of the chiefs
What do you guys think it in in the US of a
We have something that reminds me of my homeland. It's a famous line by Drake
you guys might have heard of him. You might just get hit with the...
But like, I do kind of regret this pick. I kind of regret London in the second round because
chat I could have got like, Nico Collins, which I was looking at, or look who I could have got.
I could have got Bowers, which I don't really love. Jeremiah Love, which I don't really love
a rookie on a dog shit team. I could have gotten neighbors or breeze and then I could have even
got Rashi. Chat I feel like now this is what was available to me. Did I make the best pick out of
these six players? Who would you have gotten different? I feel like Drake London saw it.
Yeah, Pickens was the one that haunted me. Pickens is gonna haunt me at night not getting
pickings. Bro, but the problem with pickings is seedy and the problem with seedy is pickings.
Probably Nico Collins. Yeah, that that is gonna haunt me. The thing is Tua is literally a nightmare,
like he looks fucking horrible in preseason. It's gonna be Panix again.
Chat, what was Drake London's wide receiver ranking and fantasy last year with Panix?
He was like what, top 10? He was like fringe top 10 probably.
I don't think London was a bad pick. I don't think it was a great pick.
I don't think JSN, I love the JSN picks. Out of every human being in the first round of fantasy
football, JSN is the least likely to get injured aside from Amun Rao Saint Brown.
Amun Rao is the only player in the NFL who's had four seasons where he's playing 16 or more games.
JSN is literally the safest pick in fantasy football. Is he going to do what he did last year?
Probably not. They have like a new offensive coordinator, but it literally doesn't get safer than this.
Gibbs, very likely he could get injured. Bishon, very likely he could get injured.
Chase, very likely he or Burrow could get injured. Bukinakua, very likely he could get injured.
He's got injured the last two seasons. Maybe the last three.
JSN is the safest pick in fantasy football undeniably.
London's another safe pick like my goal for my team is I just want to make the
playoffs. Chase isn't getting injured. I didn't say Jamar Chase is gonna get
injured. I said it's very likely that he or Burrow gets injured because remember
Jamar Chase goes down with Burrow. Joe Burrow is literally, I love Joe Burrow.
He's made of glass, bro. If Joe Burrow plays 17 games this season I'll be
shocked legitimately I like yeah that's completely fine so I like it anyways okay
so chat here's what happens next by the way this guy Rome I want to talk about
this guy really quick this guy Rome right here he this motherfucker drafted five
running backs without a receiver I'm not exaggerating Rome drafted the
worst team I've ever seen in my life. Then we skip ahead here, right? We skip ahead.
I go Javante Williams in the third round. I need a running back. Here's my behind the
scenes. Our third pick. Um, we know the running back drop off is coming. We secured two safe
receivers. Um, we are going with the clear number one in Dallas, Javante Williams. Now,
I wanted to get frisky.
Shout out to be honest.
Here, I could have got Pickens.
I wanted to get frisky and go Pickens,
but then I have no running backs.
And like, I just think 12 man double flex,
no running backs, it's gonna be miserable.
You're about to rage big, rage big.
Javonte Williams, it's like my team,
it's just filled with just consistency, bro.
These guys are all consistent.
For Pickens.
Then we skip to the fourth round, right?
chat hold on I'm going through my whole draft here then we skip to the fourth round this draft gets so this is where the draft gets interesting
the best part about fantasy football is the third to fourth round because you never know what's going to happen the first round it's so predictable you know what everybody's going to do right back
So chat in this league running backs were dropping like fucking flies man running backs were dropping like flies
so
In the fourth round I
Hit a little bit of a fadeaway. Now. Let me let me yap about this for a minute
I had a little bit of a fadeaway on base. I'll do read on everything so far
Yeah, really Davis seven you said you you he didn't tell you to go to
No, no, I that's what I'm thinking
because I'm thinking, I'm thinking Bechal Tutin for sure, because he's the clear guy in Jacksonville,
Liam Cohen's an offensive mastermind.
He's young.
Sal with the 25 gifted.
Sal, I'm playing you in week one.
W. Sal on the fucking chat, by the way.
Sal, I'm playing you in week one.
I looked at your lineup.
You have literally five questionable players, bro.
Good luck.
You might want to name your team to injury reserve, Sal.
My team is squeaky clean, bro.
My team is, bro, I'm just saying, Sal, lock in.
He's healthy as an ox.
Now, Chad, you guys are saying two in as a reach.
Let me explain why.
None of our teams really injury prone.
If you're in line with that,
I think they shall do them to great pay.
All right, let's do it.
Fuck it, do it, fuck it, do it.
So there's, this was my first pick.
That was a little bit frisky.
This side was in line.
This one I got a little, hey, it's,
I gotta get a little out of line.
Fart warning.
Please tell me y'all heard that.
And I didn't just put my bulge up to the screen
for no reason.
Davis Maddock with the 20 gifted subs.
She on chat.
Davis was my representative
and was one of my consultants for my draft.
She was my only consultant.
W. Davis in the chat.
Davis, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
You getting 12th in that competition,
I think is a blessing in disguise.
Davis, I'm not even kidding.
All these guys are already dealing with injuries.
JSN is squeaky clean.
I fucking love JSN.
He's so young.
He has those sexy ass calf muscles.
Chad, I remember last year
when the ref protected him on the bench,
like JSN, I'm gonna say it now.
He's not getting hurt this season.
I really need to knock on wood.
JSN is just squeaky fucking clean, bro.
He's just squeaky clean.
Wait, what did I say?
That was Jerry, Chat or Amon Ra.
Amon Ra is such a, Amon Ra is literally
the safest pick in fantasy.
Guys, Amon Ra has the most disgusting stat I've ever seen.
Amon Ra, say Brown has played four seasons in the NFL
consecutively with 16 or more games play.
That is literally disgusting.
So one man that is my favorite human
to ever graze the planet and it's Liam Cohen.
Ever since he left Tampa Bay, we haven't been the same.
So I still want a piece of Liam Cohen
on my flock fantasy team this year.
We're going to Bay Shaltu.
Oh!
Wow!
You see how Sal immediately grabbed his pencil there?
That was Sal's next target.
Sal immediately grabbed his pencil and knew it was over.
Now, Chad, you guys are saying Bay Shaltu
and Bay Shaltu in the fourth round.
Guys, there are breakout players for a fucking reason.
And I'm just going to come out and say it.
The two fantasy breakouts this year
are Bayshall, Tuten and Lad McConkie.
Lad McConkie, I legitimately believe
is gonna be a top,
I think Lad McConkie is gonna be a top five receiver this year.
I'm not even kidding.
Okay, here's the thing with Bayshall, Tuten.
Travis VTN is a saint now.
Bayshall, Tuten is the clear running back run.
Liam Cohn is an offensive mastermind.
I legitimately believe the two fantasy breakouts this year everybody's going to be talking about is Ladd-McConkey and Bay-Shall-Toon.
Because why Ladd-McConkey? Well, one, Keenan Allen is no longer a charger.
Two, Mike McDaniel, who is literally an offensive mastermind, somehow got...
Mike McDaniel is the most undervalued coach to ever graze the NFL.
NFL. He got Tua to a 10-1 record. Do you realize how hard that is? That's like playing Elden Ring
without a sword. He got Tua to a 10-1 record. If you give him in this Charger's offense with all
these weapons, I think the Charger's gonna win the Super Bowl. My hot takes for NFL this year
is Charger's win the Super Bowl, Lad McConkey's a top-five fantasy player. I really wanted Lad,
but I should have reached on him. I should have just had Aura and went Lad, like,
in the fucking second round. I sort of just have ore. I know what's gonna happen. Next thing,
we skip to the fifth round. Jack, what do you guys think of my fifth pick?
Mind you, this is a 12 man PPR league, right? We skip to the fifth round, okay? I go. Josh
Allen's off the board. I go to Lamar Jackson. What do you guys think? It's a 12 man PPR league.
I don't want to be that one idiot whose waiver wire in QB's fifth round. I go Lamar Jackson
What do y'all think? I think there's only two quarterbacks in fantasy football that are worth getting early as fuck
It's Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen running backs
Dude, I don't know. This is hard. I think we go. I think we go Lamar Jackson. Yeah, maybe a little bit of a controversial pick here
I don't want to be one now Davis told me he's like bro
I think if you don't get Lamar you're gonna have another chance at him in the next round. No fucking way
No fucking way. I I'd strongly I think there would have been like two QBs gone by those guys
That's playing scrambling the waiver wire every week for a quarterback. I'm getting Lamar Jackson
So I like this pick a lot. Okay. I love this pick
That's gonna be probably QB to this year then
We go to the sixth round. Who did I get in the sixth round?
I didn't even remember who I got.
It was Jonathan Brooks.
Okay, now this is mythical.
Jonathan Brooks was the truth in college
and he's literally been injured
for like two and a half years straight now.
He's played like three snaps in the NFL.
But this is supposed to be Jonathan Brooks first
like healthy like good year in the NFL.
I think he's gonna be a breakout player.
Then we slide to the seventh round.
Also, Chad, I want you to check in on Rome's team.
This is who Rome drafted.
Beach on Robinson, Jeremiah Love, Trey McBride,
Swift, ETN, which I wanna puke at ETN being picked.
He didn't get a wide receiver till round six.
And then Chad, in round nine,
this motherfucker drafted a kicker.
I said, is this banable?
It's a competitive lead with a $100,000 prize
and he drafted a kicker in the ninth round.
What's more discussed?
Are you a Seahawks fan this year?
I don't know, I'm a JSN fan, I don't know.
I like JSN a lot.
Then chat in the sixth round, I got downed,
which is gonna end up being a good pick for the Colts here.
I believe chat, who's injured?
It's the wide receiver one on the Colts is injured.
I think it's Pierce?
No, no, it's, um, who's injured on the Colts?
Out of Pierce.
Yes.
Out of Pierce is injured and I think he's going to be out for like four weeks.
So Downs is just going to be like, I'm going to just farm free ass wins.
Then chat, we fade to, I'll skip once we get to like the ninth and shit, but
eighth round, I get digs.
I don't love it, but you're never going to love a pick in the eighth round.
Now chat unbiasedly in your in your opinion because I respect y'all's
opinion y'all told me to draft JSN last year in my family league in the fourth
round I respect y'all's opinion who do you guys think has the strongest team in
here unbiasedly who do you think I said I think my team is I'm gonna be honest
I think my team is mid I think my team is mid Avery the devs bro but the
The devs have CMC.
The problem with the devs team is if CMC gets hurt,
this team just falls off the cliff.
That's the issue with the devs.
Zack, Cook, Barclay, Flowers, Irving, Burden,
Moore, Stevenson, Addison, that is a good team.
Mason, you guys are saying a lot of different names.
I think Mason's team sucked.
I honestly think Mason's team sucks.
Jonathan Taylor is not gonna recreate what he did
last year. Kenneth Walker is a big question mark in the Kansas City Chiefs offense. The
Kansas City Chiefs have never had like a fantasy running back who's been a fantasy God in like
three, four years. Chris O'Lave in the third, he traded away Chris O'Lave traded away Chris
O'Lave. Oh wait, I think I just leaked the video. Probably should not have done that.
Um, Ibuka is like a question mark. Jamison Williams is a question mark. I think his
team sucks yeah I just leaked a video I just not supposed to do that yeah like
I'm gonna be honest the last Kansas City Chief who was like a fantasy God was
literally like what Karim on Jamal Charles bro Pacheco's never been like a
fantasy running back I just I don't I don't think I think Kenneth Walker's a
reach bro in the second round honestly I think my team is mid like I think out
of 12 teams, honestly, I have a top 16, which is fine.
If I make the playoffs, I'm being jitted.
Sal's team is ass.
Well, his team really can't be asked
because he has Jameer Gibbs.
Jameer Gibbs is just gonna be like,
like literally just a God this year.
He has Jameer Gibbs.
Neighbors is interesting
because neighbors had a horrible injury last year.
Breeze isn't interesting
because Breeze hasn't produced anything
in a couple of seasons
and even battling injuries.
Scary Terries, Unk status.
Mike Evans, I love Mike Evans best box receiver of all time.
He hasn't played a healthy season in four seasons.
DK Metcalf is solid.
I just think Sal steam is ass.
I don't know.
The number one team I wouldn't want to have is Rome steam
because he just physically does not have,
he didn't get a receiver till the sixth round.
I mean, bro, what are you going to do?
Run out Wandaille Robinson every week.
Do you feel what I'm saying?
Zack is fucking stacked.
Yeah, Zack's team does look pretty good.
I think the worst team in the league
is probably going to end up being pro low key, the dev team.
I could just see CMC getting injured in like week three,
and then this team's just off a cliff.
This is why I didn't want the six pick.
But the dev team took that, they took that in their own hands.
I just think, bro, if you think CMC is gonna do
what he did last year,
you're literally just chasing history.
You're chasing last year.
Dead ass, like actually dead ass.
Still should have took Amunraal.
Bro, so in my position,
you would have took Amunraal over JSN.
I disagree, bro.
I disagree. You would have took almond raw over JSN actually. I strongly disagree. Bro, JSN just came off of being like the second best receiver in fantasy football last year.
He's young as fuck. He's never had like a brutal NFL injury. He's going to get targeted. Sam Donald's going to feed him like a horse.
He's literally gonna get fed like a fucking horse. I like my team. I think if I do all I want to do
I don't expect to win the flock league if I make the playoffs
I'm locked
I just want to make the playoffs and I think I built a team of just like safe pick safe pick safe pick and then
I get a little frisky here. We'll see what happens, bro
We'll see what happens. I hope they shall tune just pops off
Right chat. Let's start to play some games chat. What game should we play today? I
I must call it you'll have us. What's up, Rob?
You know, you're going to start playing some games.
We got it. We got a you got your team tomorrow.
What's your team look like? What's your confidence level of your team for the tournament tomorrow?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got to be me. It's got to be spoilt. It's got to be Mingo.
It's going to be raid bullies and it's going to be boots. We're going to win the tournament.
Amazing sounds perfect. Now hold on.
Now I'm going to put a team on the table. I think this team is going to win.
And by far.
Is there a way to look at the signups right now?
Hold on. The team's not. The team's not. They just made a tweet out. You ready to see it?
Talk to me Poppy. Talk to me Poppy.
I need one non pro for Jinxie tournament tomorrow with me, Bolo, Zim, and Serf.
Amino.
So it's Ami.
So it's ambi surf and bolo
Wait so chat is a former T1 what is that considered as it's kind of in the gray area
Yeah
Chad what would you consider a former T1 as I?
Think that's fairs. I think it's fairs
Yeah, I think that's fairs. I mean he retired like a fucking year ago
But the thing about Bodo chat is it's not like Bodo retired because he was asked Bodo just retired because he has like a family
Like Bodo definitely could still be a boat Bodo could be a pro right now
But I think we allow it and see how it goes now. Here's the thing
It would be a problem if it was like ambi surf and then literally three former pros
Then it's like you actually have a t1 team, but let's see what happens. I'm gonna go pee
I'm gonna go P but yeah that team is terrifying, but I'm excited
I think it's just job. That's just good content like who cares. That's just good if we play that team. That's literally cinema
Yeah, yeah, okay
I think it's just content. It's just cinema. I'm gonna go P though. All right. All right
Does he know
I don't know how Dixie is going to do in this tournament, who knows bro, who, who, who knows, who knows.
What if I just sign up? No fuck this shit. What if I just take over the tournament? No, no, no, I'm done. I'm done playing around. Hold on, let me get a team real quick. No, I'm done. I'm done with this shit, bro.
I would pay for a win. I don't go fuck. I would pay pros. I would pay pros probably a lot of money.
I'm a lot of trouble. All right. Like one, one camp hot. How about some back? Stop it. You're telling
the chat you're going to pay pros to carry you? Yes. Yes. If I sign up for this tournament,
I'm not even kidding tix. I would probably make some some pros snake
And I would pay pros like one tear pop just a blast. Yo, hi guys. What's stopping you from joining ambi Bodo Zim and surf?
Wait
Wait, you're right
Wait, I'm being noticed what happened to women. I didn't do away or those who know wait. I have to call ming up
This is like kind of like a bomb. Oh, this is like a shit getting dropped on my chest right now
Let me call ming real quick
Okay.
Chat does high-fives now.
No.
We got a little bit of a Code Red situation right now.
Wow.
There is a team signed up for tomorrow's tournament,
and do you want me to read the team to you?
Yeah.
Ambi, Bolo, Zim,
Surf, and they're probably going to find like a T2 player.
They have two current pros with Ambi and
Surf and then Bolo on their team.
Mingo, do you think we have what it takes, honestly?
Yes, bro. We have rain bullies, bro.
You're right.
We have rain bullies.
You do know, like, you do know me and Boots are like technically pros, right?
Yeah, y'all are like the best T2 players. Yeah, fairs, fairs.
Yeah, me and Boots were the number one and two great T2 players.
Wait, actually, actually, actually?
Who's the number two way to teach you player besides you or number you're number one? I
Think it was so cool. Oh
So mingo honestly, we play this team tomorrow. Let's say it's us in the lobby versus ambi Bolo surf
Zim are we winning this?
Y'all love opening all right, bro, I just want to let you know cuz like that team's gonna be a problem tomorrow
We're gonna see what I
Yeah, I don't know. Playing with Zim's like kind of a headache, so we're gonna see what happens with that.
But honestly, when Zim played last week, he dropped like fucking 20 kills and his team just went like quadruple negative.
So I don't know what's gonna happen.
Hold it. Hold it. Don't even worry about it, Zim.
Alright, bro. A, Mingo, I'm gonna see you tomorrow. I might even get on R6 later tonight. I don't know.
I do have a little bit of bad news though.
Bad news about today or tomorrow?
Tomorrow.
What is the bad news?
So, I'm going to the club with Lauren tonight, so I might do a little hungover.
Damn, you know.
Okay, Mingo.
But I went to the tournament hungover though.
Have you actually won a tournament hungover before?
Every tournament.
Mingo, you know what, bro? Get hungover, man. Let's win this shit tomorrow.
All right, bro. I'll see you.
All right, let me know if you want to play right later.
Yes, twin.
Yeah, I mean, guys, I'm gonna be honest, like these tournaments every Saturday, also big shout out this point for actually giving me the idea as y'all know the console rotors Sundays were like the greatest thing ever every week.
And once everybody migrated to PC, it all kind of just died.
Um, but now chat bringing this to PC allows us to like play against players like Bolo and the surf like the console tournaments were so fucking competitive and these tournaments are going to be so much more competitive.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, I just think these tournaments are going to be so fucking big for realsies.
Like they're like dude we lost the first one we lost in the 70s and then we lost to the team that lost
We lost and then the team that we lost to God 7 dude
You feel me like I'm excited, but yes check tomorrow's gonna be peak. My team is gonna be jinxie mingo
spoi um
Whatchamacallit
Hi guys, what the fuck did you what did you just?
How do you find this big productivity and performance doesn't want you to know this, but there's an exact blood alcohol a whole level where you get better at. Okay.
Jesus.
No, I know I'm not worried about me. I know it's going to be fine. Now chat. Here's the question. What game are we on today? What game are we on today, chat?
We're going to want to pull start spamming games. You want to see start spamming games. You want to see our six rocket league league.
Somebody said finally yo chat you know I do a lot of yapping bro fortnight's a good shout
What else okay chat here we go here we go here we go here we go vote vote all right
Chat, our six rocket league fortnight great shout kid.
Um,
League.
What do you guys want as the fifth option? What do you want as a fifth option?
FIFA.
I feel like people just ask now because the new people's out like three weeks.
Ooh, there's a new fortnight season. Okay, cool.
Jack, Minecraft's great. But like, what will we do on MC? What would we do? What would we do? What would we do on MC? Like, what will we do?
Somebody said Geometry Dash, FNAF, chat, RP, I'm RPed out, Blizz.
I've done so much RP.
I'm RPed out.
You have to play chess again.
I know, Bryce stopped.
Roblox, okay, what will we do on Roblox?
What will we do on Roblox?
What will we do?
Already good comment tonight.
CS is good, CS is not bad.
God, tower of hell.
Oh, I'm trying to think of a good, like, fifth option
for this poll.
Yeah, what about Minecraft PVP, like Sky Wars or something
like that?
What about that?
So what about Minecraft PVP?
All right chat here's the poll five-minute poll fucking vote five options what the heck
with the prime coffee with the tier one chat vote oh my god it's going to be r6 or minecraft
it's going to be r6 or minecraft I think r6 is mauling though hatred from Sri Lanka
Colton, they can verify him.
Chat for R6 tomorrow.
Wait, hi Viz, you joined Ambi?
Okay, that's Vaz, that's Vaz is nerfed.
Hi Viz, that's Vaz is nerfed.
That's Vaz is nerfed.
Yo, chat, vote it up, vote it up, vote it up.
It looks like it's R6 or Minecraft,
but it looks like R6 is logging.
Chat!
Should we play console or PC?
We still need to get chant, we still need to grind.
Let me know.
Elder Ring DLC not yet, but coming soon.
Not yet, but coming soon.
Chat console or PC, what do you guys want me to do?
I might rip some solo games, I don't know.
The problem with PC chat is there is cheaters.
Console, I'm actually really close to champ. I'm like diamond four, I believe right now.
Carter, thank you for your one.
Jinxie, thank you for the most goon, efficient 25 months of my life. I can't thank you enough.
Jinxie, why didn't you pick Tom Brady first round of the fantasy draft? I think he's been retired for like two or three seasons now.
Yo, Jinxie, can we have a quarter of the day?
Fred, I don't have a quarter of the day right now.
Chad, back in the day, I would just spit out
quarter of the days.
I need to lock back in.
Down, G-dale.
Why didn't you pick Messi?
It's an NFL draft.
Chad, I'm curious to see what you guys vote
on this poll between console or PC
because I want to do ranked for sure.
Fo' shizzle.
Jinxie's melons with the five gifted.
IRL, not today.
My next IRL is going to be probably we're going to do some IRL segments in Jersey with Los
and Ron, and then Alvia Sanctuary with Maya on the 17th, which will be fun.
That'll be a great stream, guys, for real.
Child, I think we're just one.
That'll be a great stream.
Okay, guys, this is a big poll vote.
Do you guys want me to play on PC ranked or console?
The bright side about PC is we'll be able to get people.
The downside of PC is there's cheaters.
That is the fucking downside.
Play on mobile.
Gucci ban yourself.
Are you gonna do a stream with Joe in New Jersey?
I don't know, bro.
I mean, I'm gonna be in Jersey.
I don't know.
I don't know what Joe's schedule is.
I could text him.
I wouldn't really mind pulling up on Joe, but the thing is, I think a lot of like, I don't know, I don't know.
I wanted to like fan mail with Joe, but the thing is like, I don't know how I could bring that to Jersey.
Joe, wouldn't that be peak to pull up on Joe after the chain together?
Wouldn't that actually be peak?
Wouldn't that be peak?
Let me call Joe.
Let me call the big Bart, man
That's not a bad chat chat. I would love to do that be so fun
What the
What the fuck
Yeah, hold on
He Thorough with the 1000 gifted subs
What? The mother of God?
His account was made in 2022. He's never messaged in my chat.
I don't know if I've ever got gifted a thousand subs.
What the fuck?
He's not even following you.
He was gifting Ron as well.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Like a stolen credit card? Is this like a stolen credit card?
Chat it's not ungrateful. It's like bro if this is a stolen credit card that's bad.
I've never even seen that. A thousand gift it's up.
What the fuck, man?
Gifting on your alt boggles, how would I manage to do that?
What did he type?
Yo, ETH.
Is this like, did he type?
Did he type Gucci?
ETH.
Is this like a stolen credit card?
I gave Camden 2,000 subs at a well.
Yo, HH, did you like steal a credit card
or are you just like rich as fuck?
Somebody in the chat said, fuck everything about Siege.
Bro, chill on Siege, chill on Siege.
I'm a millionaire in real life.
What is your job?
I mean, you don't have to like be specific.
ETH, what do you do, bro?
I'm a millionaire in real life.
Dude, I'm sorry if I'm like interrogating you here, bro.
I've just, we've had instances in the past where like,
High-vives can vouch a little kid like steals his mom's card and then gifts which is literally the worst-case scenario
Refresh
Bro if you're like legit bro genuinely, thank you man. I appreciate it. Thank you my boy. I
I'm oh
I owning one 100% of a top earning roblox game. Oh
Oh, wait, what?
I mean, if that's true, that definitely checks out.
Bro, those people that own the Roblox maps are like literally fucking millionaires.
Like actually.
Let's see like what's the most what's the highest earning Roblox game
Dude, I bet you it's grow a garden
Why did it auto fill why the fuck did that just auto fill
Why the fuck did that just auto fill I've never searched this up in my entire life
Why the fuck did that just auto fill?
Okay, it's, all right, it's literally listening to me.
I said and I quote, what's the highest earning Roblox game.
I then type into Google, what's the highest earn and it auto fills Roblox game, which why, why would I.
Yo, it's so blatant. It's so blatant that all of your devices just listen to you and recommend whatever you're talking about. It's so blatant.
What is the high starting Roblox game?
The high starting Roblox game is grow a garden, which earned a record-breaking revenue exceeding 150 million to over 330 million in recent tracking periods.
Other historical top owners earners on the platform include a Dottmey blocks roots and brook cave and RP.
So like whoever own whoever created this game
Guys like that is fucking insane the second highest earning ever steal a brain round
But each nonetheless each age, thank you so much my boy like that ass. Thank you so much, bro
I do about 5 million per year from Roblox.
Bro, just owning a game?
Which, what's that guy's name? What's that guy's name? Gelbin?
What's that guy's name? Jandal?
Wait, Ethora, I love your game. Wait, what game do you make, Ethora? What game?
Ethora, what game do you make?
Jandell?
Who is Jandell?
Jandell real name Janssen Madsen is a prominent New Zealand Roblox game developer, content creator and the head of Splitting Point Studios.
because he's widely known for creating and managing major roblox hits like wacky wizards, field trip, z, steep steps, a dusty trip, and the record breaking simulator game, grow a garden.
Oh my God, this dude's like in his 20s.
Yo.
Um, bro made a $300 million dollar game.
So that is insane.
Wait, you throw what game do you make?
I'm not here to advertise.
All right, bro, fairs, fairs, fairs, fairs.
Yeah, a thorough like sorry to like interrogate you, bro. We've just had instances of people like stealing their I've not I've never been gifted a thousand so
That's not me, but I'm not here to advertise have a blessed day
aura
All right chat
Chad, did y'all end up voting on PC or console? What did y'all vote on?
What did y'all vote on? What did y'all vote on?
I need to make a game, bro, but it's like the thing is how do you make like a successful
Roblox game? Like, I feel like that's so hard to do. PC? I feel like that's so fucking hard to do, bro.
Dude, you guys are just saying brain rot, like, but the thing is, you have to make a game on
the roadblocks that has replayability. I feel like, and it's the same thing with Fortnite.
If you make a game, like for example, Grow a Garden, you're like incentivized to keep logging
back in every fucking day. Um, steal a brain rot, you're incentivized. And yeah, it's like centered
around kids, but like a lot of kids play Roblox. Like, dude, my little cousin like grinded steal
a brain rot and grow a garden. He's literally the cutest little kid ever. But like he, I told you
guys, he's like, he's like, JC, you should play. He's like, you should play steal a brain rot.
And I did a steal a brain rot stream, literally just for him. Like, bro, um,
You have to make a game with replayability.
I think if you just make like a horror game where it's like you play at one time, it can
still do well.
But yeah, bro, my little cousin is just a cute little kid and he just grinds all the
Roblox games.
Chat, yo guys, it's not Jiddy, I just have a little cousin and I love him and he's
cute.
Okay, stick to your one.
Okay, okay.
Now chat, should we rip a solo queue game?
Should we rip a solo queue game, boys?
Dude, I played a game this morning.
It was an absolute grueling fucking sweat fest.
We were on lair, we were down 0-3, we only came back because they were in a 4v5 for
two rounds.
My teammate last second switched off Thatcher for no fucking reason.
What do we rip a solo queue?
Or chat?
Wait, is it stomping on?
Stopping on?
Chat solo or get people?
Stack them?
Solo or like duo?
Yeah, let me call Joe, oh yeah, I forgot to call Joe back.
Well, no, actually, I already called Joe, I don't, I think Joe's AFK right now, chat
solo or get people.
What do you guys want me to do solo is going to be probably more challenging and more
range inducing is the jinxed cup tomorrow.
Yes, it is.
It is tomorrow.
Check.
The only thing about getting a stack is like, everybody's, it takes like 30 minutes
for people to get on accounts and stuff.
Let me call Ming.
I'm looking out of this like duo.
Yo Ming, are you on siege right now?
Yeah, but like, I need like an hour.
What do you mean?
Like I'm jamming, jamming their culture at the higher
relevant, they're gonna play like one or two
ring games with me.
Oh bet, no worries.
Just call me like an hour, I'll probably still be on.
All right, I'm good.
All right.
Chama to rip, solo until then.
Okay, guys, I needed to land.
I'm not about to get my shit, my six.
I just fucking stuttered.
I'm not about to give my.
You and then a mingo gets on, we'll get a stack.
All right.
For now, we're going to solo queue
and when mingo gets on, we'll get a stack.
I just want to get right into a game. I just want to get right into a game. All right guys
I dropped to I don't know. I actually went up to emerald 3
Here's my PC stats. Here's my console stats my PC stats low key are pretty fucking sexy for a controller player
We are be kids
What's up, kittens?
All right, chat, but it's good, but yes, chat, I believe on Tuesday, chat, we're going to
do a bro v bro with speed and see who is a better gamer on Tuesday.
It's got to be peak.
Why is there a picture of OG Mudbone as somebody's Ubisoft connect account?
Why is there an image of OG Mudbone as somebody should be soft connect account?
Arsenal is winning 3-0.
I'm going to snitch Gucci added CTE back, oh god I hate that fucking emote.
Arsenal is actually winning 3-0.
Havertz, Saka, Odegaard, no pence, wow.
Havertz, Saka, Odegaard, no pence.
Just look at the stat sheet, oh my God.
Chad, it's all good.
I mean, you know, Arsenal is kind of primed out right now.
The last like two, three seasons.
Arsenal is primed out.
It is Coventry, yes.
But bro, like Arsenal is definitely in a, they're in a prime.
Right now is in a fucking like a full-on prime for realsies guys for realsies
Like bro they almost won UCL, I mean they're not like they're not a joke right now
Arsenal's the real fucking deal right now
But I do believe and I might be biased or stupid I do believe with Roger E. Barse is the best club in the world. I
Honestly
We're getting diamond today come on wop come on wop
I might go I'm not kidding I don't have shit to do tonight I might grind I got a big ass
tournament tomorrow we got a big ass 1v1 tomorrow I might actually grind and
get diamond tonight yeah that shot gun crutch boggles you just told me you know
nothing about seeds off that boggles canal is a shotgun oriented map anyone
above black knows that boggles you just told me right there you're a bronze
player bro fries I might actually grind today and get diamond I got a big
I think I have sort of a tomorrow chat.
Almost got wallbanged, I would have broke my death from the first round.
First round.
YOLO, let's win. I'm OCE champ.
I got a boggles.
Show proof, show proof you're an OCE ranked 3.0 champ. Show proof.
Boggles, I've seen you play siege before. You are legitimately a deer in headlights.
seen clips of you blanks? Boggles? Yo, you can yap about whatever you want. Boggles,
don't talk to me about seats. You are legitimately a deer in headlights. I've seen you play the
game.
come on
It's a great opportunity for Goblin all for a C4.
Okay, but look at how smart I am. Look at the positioning.
Boggles, you're never doing this. Boggles, you're never doing this. Boggles, you're
never doing this.
Boggles, you're never doing this.
This is just pure positioning and map knowledge.
One dead.
Two dead.
Shot the support out of mid-air. Wow. PC lobbies for ya.
Green. And then main breach.
On 80 and outside the main... main hall.
I'm the greatest of all time remember this one pump come over what come over what come over what
first kill positioning second kill awareness let's fucking go W pin walk up in walk up in
And be thinking about it, sir, why don't you.
You are McQueen fading.
All right.
I have a 1.5 kilodeath ratio on PC in rank 3.0 with a 66% 1% on a controller.
Buggles, like I want you to understand how out of line these stats are.
Controller players aren't supposed to have this stat line.
Do you realize my aim is like literally middle of the pack.
My aim is middle of the pack in a PC, MRO plus.
But my game sense is so heightened that these are my stats.
Let that sink in pal.
Before you say shotgun crunch, can I have a shotgun map?
Sky, what's up, baby, how you been, bro?
Sky, maybe we get a little stack going with Mingo at an hour?
Sky, what's your team tomorrow?
Sky, the boost doesn't join us.
I think we're just going to get you.
Boost might not play.
Dead ass, Sky.
Dead ass.
We are the highest game science player? Who said that? Zeddy?
Alright Skye, I'll text you if Skye get a stack, but just in case.
As backup, as backup.
I please can't play. Mingo wants to get boots.
Skye, that'd be nostalgic. Me, you, Rade, Mingo, that'd be hell of nostalgic.
And we'd probably win, bro.
But Skye, it's also fun if you get a team and play us.
It's fun if you get a team.
Damage of Rosen in the nuggets now.
That is wild, bro.
So that's gonna be Yokech with, um,
Murray and
DeRosin. That's kind of helpful.
Yo, chat! Hold out! Wait, I didn't forget.
Guardia.
See, I've been deployed.
We got a mistake for nice and it's a double kill and it's a double kill
Single kill all good all good chat. It was synchronized with the beeping. That was kind of peak. I'm not gonna let us kind of be
our peak sensor activity
Or a good position now we wrap remember we have a shotgun we don't have to come to this
We have a big ego. My ego's my downfall.
Fuck! That's such a fucking stupid fucking play!
I don't know why to that. My team's useless but that's every game of Siege.
In total queue. On stairs, on stairs.
Main stairs, 50 HP Striker. What's that?
Main stairs, 50 HP Striker. They have no drones.
We have the main cam.
I wouldn't even worry about main unless we say so.
They're not main.
They're not main right now.
It sounds like one's outside trench.
YOLO.
It sounds like one's outside trench.
We're not main.
Drop to side hatch.
All friendlies were eliminated.
Mission failure.
All friendlies were eliminated. Mission failure.
How'd, like, he whiffed a MAG!
Trying new sense. No way you'd have said that.
Yo, uh, honeybun, can you try a new sense in training grounds and not in the ranked match?
Like, trying new sense! Yo bro, fuck that!
This is my fucking elo!
I'm not backseat gaming. I'm calling out drop side hatch. I'm also
Guys listen up. It's not backseat gaming
I'm giving valuable information to my team who's mute because it's siege and nobody talks
I'm saying yo don't look at main stairs because I have a cam on main stairs
If they come me and I'll tell you which it might sound like backseat gaming if you're a low rank fucking player
High rank players understand. Okay draft jinx. Okay, boom. Wait, what is this guy saying? Oh, he's talking about from my league
I'd love my team. I think I have a top five team. Okay
I mean, I'm only on the round one right now, but who are you who do you get first round?
All right, I'm a little special when it comes to seven side, I need a useful brain power here
W self-awareness.
It doesn't matter what your rank is, you can backstab any rank. You guys don't get what I'm saying.
what I'm saying here's what here's what here's what I'm trying to say let me put
this in like the simplest terms I can I am a good player I understand what
problems players get into I said I'm watching main don't worry about it I
have a cam on it here's why this is important if I don't say that it
makes me it's doing this and then he gets walked in on and dies the trench
that becomes my fault for not communicating that. If you have an
important camera and you're not communicating that to your team, you
won't get out of low rent, period. Here's why Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Seed is the
greatest first-person shooter of all time. In any other game I can just
die and then oh now I'm watching my team. See just the one game where when
When I die, I can still help us win a round, which is why Siege is the best, THE BEST shooter
ever made.
YOLO, if I die in CS I spectate, if I die in Valorant I spectate, if I die in Call of
Duty Black Ops I spectate, if I die in Siege I can win my team the round, and that's
the difference.
We need to play Super Passive here, Bucks above, get on whatever can we have in Talk
Trunks.
Hi guys, why the fuck is my Twitch title Professional Spectator?
hi guys I'm four and one
3v2 yeah let's go
have us we mean well dot-toe that have us I'm gonna see you in that tournament
tomorrow I'm gonna see you bro don't think you're getting no clip on me like
I'm gonna see you
You walked up so now we take space watch this he leaves so now we take space watch this
This is how champions play he leaves so now I take space. I shouldn't be giving you guys all this tech
I shouldn't be giving this info to you. I should charge for this
He drops now we swing I
I waited for my teammate to shoot so I knew he sandwiched like it's just all
like but all of this stems from hearing everything all of this I hear him on
main stairs I hear him run away now I take space this is what stomping does
this is what squit does this is what mingo does this is what case in does
this is what jinx he does see I snuck myself in there guys what it's about
I don't think so, you know where Darth Maul got his shoes.
Wow, I just... where?
There it goes.
The Darth Maul.
He said it wrong. I just... Jesus.
Yo, he said it wrong. It's Darth Maul.
Like, no one even knows the joke because it's been butchered for fucking eight months.
Ian, the number two one.
Guys, all of this stems first off from autism.
Second, if I can hear every footstep.
No, rewind more.
You have to know the maps.
The first thing, if you want to be a 23 time champion, yes, I'm stroking my shit tonight.
I didn't know the map.
I didn't know every inch of the map because I need to know if I hear this
and I hear this guy run away and I hear these footsteps.
Okay, boom.
How can I react from this?
In that scenario, I heard Amaru on metal stairs.
I also heard my teammate say,
yo, main stairs, main stairs.
Then I heard the average Joe's like,
but I'm like, oh, Amaru tried to get a kill on main,
saw no one was there, then left.
Now, in Amaru's mental note pad,
she's gonna be like, boom,
I don't have to worry about main stairs
because I was just there.
That's why Amaru is horrible, and I'm the truth.
Then I can move off this and take space.
Right?
And guys, let's do it!
Let's do inside the mind of a champion today.
Like, I'll yapp all day!
Stop glazing yourself, but I'm five and one.
Chat is totally allowed.
I know somebody's top so I'm not going to drone him.
I'm not going to kill my drone.
I know he's there.
My teammate gets a kill on red which is going to be good pressure.
I can walk in and ask this and then I'm going to make ghost pressure quickly.
I saw him.
I get the shield.
If this guy's going to get antsy to kill me so he's going to try to force a gunfight.
What I could do is fill my teammates' gap here and walk up red.
I know Legion's bottom red.
I know he's got a peek, so I have one top green, one top red.
I have a lot of control over the map right now.
I like a top red fight right now.
And now we walk up green.
horrible lane. All good, I'm not known for that. Now we switch positions, we look at
the other staircase and I'm just creating a lot of pressure.
Liesion always has to worry about me, right? I know one's top red, I know one's top green.
Liesion always have to work around it. Now I'm going to make random burp in sight. Boom,
more pressure. Now I'm going to walk up the skybridge and group up with my team.
I know one's top green, I know one's top red. None of the enemies were on the
camera which means they're not gonna know I'm skybridge unless they're in the
stream they have a Valkyrie so we have to watch out for a Valkam Skybridge we
see it we shoot it we walk up and take space off this I'm gonna pre-aintop green
because I knew one was top green now we listen pre-aintop green take space
He's in the corner, I'm horrible.
And this is awkward. This is really awkward.
And this is awkward.
This is awkward.
And
Yo, what's up, bro? Wait, let's make watches
Good trap, good trap
Hi bikes
Hi bikes, this is the second time all right
Hi guys! Hi guys! This is the second time I said remove professional spectator from the title.
I'm hitting diamond today, bro.
You should do some coaching streams. Well, here's the thing, Rob. These kids ain't ready, bro.
Like, I spit the fucking truth. I won't be honest.
No, I like this. You guys say I'm gapping.
Chat, should I keep talking through my thought process or should I just be silent?
I will say this though. My hearing goes down by 15% if I'm talking. I will say that it does go down
Do you guys want me to say my thought process
Like bro, I'm giving you all valuable ass information. I told you it's gonna be about cams
Skybridge there always is
There always is even if I didn't see about I'm still assuming
Check, for the rest of this game, I'm going to talk through my thought process.
This is going to be inside the mind of Bunko, Bess SB.
Okay, now they're downstairs.
This site is low key, harder to attack.
We have a couple of options.
We see they have a mute and a frost.
It's going to be interesting.
I could maybe bring like Nades and Nade the Frostmatt.
The drone has located a bomb.
They have a Valkyrie as well.
See, I don't mind going Nades here.
We're gonna go Nades for the Frostmatt and the Mutamer.
Then we're gonna drone and see what's happening.
Also, Trench could be a play too.
Trench could be a shout.
You found a bomb.
Make your way to its location and defuse it.
Play Glads, Jinxy.
Well, if I were to play Glads right now,
that would make me an MMR terrorist to my team.
I would then be an, I'd be an Elo Terrorist.
I'm not gonna play Glass.
Glass is not a solo queue operator.
It needs to be done professionally with strats.
All right, we're gonna shoot out Scuba Window.
We're gonna roll our drone back through.
You know it's Mute Jam.
All good.
We have to be cautious here.
They could be playing close.
All right, we grenade deep.
Why so you can get rid of the Mute Jammer?
Boom, Mute Jammer's gone.
We get rid of two frost mats.
We know there's a meld here and a meld there.
We know no one's close on us.
This looks like space boys.
This looks like space we could fucking take.
This looks like a lot of space.
Hold up.
I
Get one pop this together
You must recover the diffuser.
I cannot believe he expected me to do that.
I can't believe that.
So what I could have done-
JC!
Guys, I got two opening picks.
Get off my D.
What I could have done differently there is I heard visual flanking.
I should have probably flashed then swung.
But my problem with flashing and swinging is it is inconsistent.
Like if he swings me while I flash, then I'm really mad.
I'd rather just like take a gunfight every time
Not a bad round from the kid we droned we we cleared up the utility we saw they gave us space
We took the space. We got two. Yeah, we're here for the carry brother. Please carry
Guys, I'm on average right now. I'm getting you guys. I'm I'm giving you guys one to two kills opening around
All right, plus I'm not I'm not a magician. I'm not a magician. No, it's all right King. It's all right
All right, that my team's asking for more. I'm seven and three Lee. I guess I need to produce more now. They're going middle side, which is the most chop side on canal.
I don't know why I just, what's crack.
It's the most chop side of canal. So we're going to see what happens here. This site ver is really good. But the problem is, we're not going to roam clear proper.
I think that guy just dc'd.
So the problem with the vert play right now is we're not going to roam clear properly
and we're not going to flank watch properly because it's fucking solo queue.
So chat in solo queue siege I want you to play for yourself a lot more.
I want you to find an angle into sight and take that angle.
Right?
Here's what happens.
The reason why a lot of people get hard stock in solo queue
is they play way too reliant of their teammates.
Yo, Jinx, you help me because I gotta drop.
Let me know.
Yo, you're doing fine, bro.
You're a 3-3.
It's, uh, we got two other problems.
Yeah, you're a 3-5 idiot!
Oh, damn it.
There's no way that just happened, bro.
I had my shield out.
It's all good.
Two Brawls undisciplined.
So what do we do?
We take advantage of undisciplined players.
Two Brawl gets one kill.
He gets greedy.
Mr. Greedy.
All great siege players need discipline.
So now we have a 4v4 because two brows in the eye.
Vigil's probably gonna swing me too here, and I don't mind this gunfight. I don't mind it.
One sniper's sure.
We always click peek whenever to just walk into an angle.
If I do this, Vigil probably swings.
I low key think Vigil left.
This could end up being a gap.
2v5 every rank, what with who? Like, spoilt?
We see Doc here.
You know, Valkyrie and Doc are inside. I don't know where Vigil is.
Valkyrie and Doc are inside. Vigil's dead, King!
I'm inside here.
We just saw Doc leave this room, so now we know to take it, right? He's not going to be worried about it, right?
See how all this shit works?
I got this.
Like, but...
Do you see what the f...
Guys, this is what the fuck I'm...
Like, this is what the fuck I was put on this planet to do.
Doc leaves the room.
Same kill as Amaru, right?
Same concept.
It's about driving these concepts into your head.
Amaru leaves metal stairs?
Boom.
All siege players are the same.
They're all idiots.
Now Amaru's like,
Metal stairs, it's clear!
Doc leaves that room.
Now I take that room.
Same fucking concept guys. It's the same fucking concept every time.
It's about driving these concepts into your head until you're great.
Right? Okay now do this tomorrow. Burger, here's the thing. Tomorrow I'm going to be playing against
other champions who have been playing the game 10 to 12 hours a day for seven years on a mouse and
keyboard. Half are going to be T1 pros, half are going to be T2. These are ranked players.
Right?
I'm telling you, the average, it's the same concept.
A player plays in a spot, he exits the spot.
All siege players think the same.
He's gonna think subconsciously, they can't control it.
It's fucking human psychology.
Docs like, boom, I was in that room for 20 seconds, that room's clear.
What do I do?
I have a drone, I see him leave.
I'm immediately in that room.
I'm immediately in that ass.
Amaru plays on main stairs, right?
She sees Main Stairs is clear. No one saw it. I'm Ruth. I worry about me says I'm immediately up Main Stairs
I'm immediately like it's just boom. I'm shocked at you in the ass. I'm just
I'm such a nuisance to deal with if you play against me like I'm the fucking truth
I'm gonna go grim because I have a really strong grim
But it's about it's about concepts that's how you become a 23-time champs. She doesn't happen overnight
We always prefer that because a lot of people spawn heat that window.
Yeah, well, Jinxie, what you think of my Denari stress?
This guy spawn heat means I'm going to kill this guy.
He's got some shotgun in his ass.
Hey, Jinxie, do you see his butt plugs we're getting with Band-Mail?
You located a bomb.
My teammate is not locked in.
It's all good.
He's a younger kid.
He's excited.
He's having fun.
He's not locked in right now.
We have an enemy top green. He's on a DMR which is scary
So we're gonna grim close why because now we know he's not close, right?
This is just gonna be like
We need to work a pic. These guys are undisciplined so I'll probably pick them.
Right now it's just about patience, right?
We know they're undisciplined. All good.
I should have baited that way harder. I should have went on a pixel. All good.
They're so bad. I should have just...
I don't know why I'm feeding. I don't know why I'm dropping down to their level.
level. I should have just went back. Now I'm going to be honest, this team that I was dealt
here is literally right from the gates of hell. After this round I'm about to have four
negative teammates. Like here's the thing, it's hard to place siege properly when we're
All dead outside the building in 15 seconds.
But honestly, I should have been griming before I peeked.
These guys are so fucking stupid.
I should have just sat on the pixel.
It's all good though.
We have to go down.
If we go upward trolling, we have to go down.
Yo, guys, go down, go down.
Down's easier to defend.
We just need traps and shotguns and seaports.
I
Should I stick with the Nari I
Low-key would prefer like a malusi for the stairs would be great barbed wire and then like a valkyrie
Would be great, too. We just need to see for them and we need traps everywhere
Like malusi's great Goyle's great barbed wires great lesions great. We need traps. I got you
This is really good. That's like four traps nice guys
Yeah, we're so fat
What do you mean we know I got a lock in what's up though?
Can you show your settings?
Are you on controller?
No, but I do play controller
Yeah, I got you, bro
down to 10 seconds
5 seconds and counting
these are bad mutammers but it's all good
like don't copy these mutammers
We're going to have a little bit of presence on the room here, we don't just want to give
them for right want to make them work for it right now we hear nothing
I'm baiting for malusi nice so chat because I shot that cam they were they
were worried about me and they didn't worry about malusi some Lucy got a kill
now we're gonna play a little bit more passive we have opening numbers
They're still gonna think I'm on mage, but Lucy dies all good
We play here. This is a very strong spot to play with the shotgun
The thing about shotguns is all about positioning you want to force close range fights
This goes through every game obviously
They're locker window locker window. There's a phone under it. We have a midget on the stairs
There's pushing scuba too
Scuba window scuba window
They drugged me on the roam, this is like a dip situation.
Now we dip.
It's looking like a scuba push.
They're in scuba.
teammate calls out scuba, now we're on a pixel.
C4 where he makes the vert.
All good, unlucky.
close to the shotgun.
The advise on four is located a bomb.
Both upstairs.
We know there's more I over peaked on a piece of shit.
Snake's 50 HP. Snake's low in scuba.
It's looking like a scuba tank.
I'm a piece of shit for that.
Snake's low I got overly aggro.
See even me? I'm a piece of shit.
I have the main cam.
Yeah, you guys all four in a one hallway. Come on. It's looking like a scuba push. Yes, I
Thorns in a good spot
Nice guy. Yes. I have the main camp. I have the main camp
Sounds like on vert sounds like up top. What the like
Yeah, you used it bro.
Let's have a check next.
He's just baiting, don't even peek him.
He's gonna probably drop the side hatch, I think.
Nice.
Let's go, baby!
That was for you, JXC!
Shout out JXC, shout out Justino!
Nice, guys.
Yes, shout out the big n-
What the fuck did he just say?
It's Mike cut out.
Yo, Nicholas, are you gonna play in the next streamer
soccer game the charity match yes bro yeah how are you score this next year
three goals man hatch after week Patrick yes bro y'all check to get
over where's it at you know I have no idea I didn't know if they're doing
another one probably in England probably England I'll have no Brian flying
out England it's too good bro they need to kick you out now I know bro thank
you man thank you bro Trevor made you the best bro Chad this guy a real
last viewer bro shums you think it's your one jinx see more like loser ha ha
that's like so uncreated and unfunny we need to locate a bomb but yeah just
classic ten and five Clive right yo thermite did they go bandit like oh no
they're gonna be down they're gonna be down they're gonna be down see if they
have a oh no cage man we're chillin we're chillin get every hatch yo chop the
Thermite though they're gonna be down maybe Habana low-key, bro
Yeah, frost watch it, okay
No, Jinxie, I can't even hear you in game boys. I'm gonna be honest
Here's what needs to happen. We're gonna need three or four of y'all upstairs and we need to get some bird
They're gonna roll we got to kill this vigil together together
Elden ring reference together
Holding a pixel with a boss. Gee, that's why we always quick peek. If I don't quick peek, I'm dead
What do we do with undisciplined players?
We shit down their throat.
And that's unlucky.
He's on the other side of the map.
Frost is in Narnia.
Literally in Narnia.
You know that's my type of spawnpeag.
I can't be dying to that.
That's on me.
No frost is roaming
It's very one of all 33 yo, I have a means I have a main stairs flight cam. I can tell you think like I've been
Frost is still roaming still upstairs
Yeah, no way ggs lovey-jinksy
I
Always need to remember to pre-aim that door because everybody beats that fucking door
I think he was just you know
China thinking went neutral
I mean it's unfortunate that we lost in 4-4 overtime match point
But literally everyone peeks that door and it's such an annoying peek because it makes no noise and they just shoot you in the back
Because it's actually like the I did that all all the time
That and the window that was shit by me that was bad by me
Yo, Ray, what's up, man? How's it going? Oh, yeah
Jynxie, very generous of you gifting other players, Elo.
I'm not gifting people, Elo. I went 10 and 6, Carter.
Yo, Raid, what's up, man?
Yo, let's get in.
Hold up one sec.
Raid, you want to play?
play in our stack tomorrow for the tournament? Yeah, it's gonna be what we want you, baby.
Like we need and want you. Yeah. Like we want you. It's gonna be me. The team is me, Mingo,
Spoit, you, and then probably Boots. If Boots doesn't play Skite. Skite. Why'd you scoff
at that sky like squad wiped us last week
well i mean i had same i closed the semi book 11 and you're in front of the cc window uh just like
learn just like closing our house what happened
all right i'm gonna hang up now what the fuck
i don't know i just stopped wait wait wait
do you have what you need from me though like i don't know what you're talking about
i need your cgerina account isn't it waterman.sst or something
yeah but i'm gonna change it whenever it lets me like today because it's like 30 days ago
Just let me know what it is cuz I'm gonna I'm gonna sign us up tomorrow, so I need everybody's shit
All right kitten, I'll see you bro
Thanks, man fuck
Okay
Now we're on cell a chat. I sort of like shit the bed on that last round. That's on me
One second, I'm texting Joe.
We need to locate a bomb.
Come on, Lula.
Jinx, do you have the private DOS of Siege?
Who's private DOS?
When is the Fortnite tournament? I don't have a date yet.
Once I have a date, I'm going to get everybody.
Who's private DOS?
No ball?
Ha! Shadow that is!
Haxall Ridge?
Private DOS doesn't use a gun. Okay, great.
So I'm the Private DOS of Siege. He's a medic.
Oh my god, is Private DOS the guy from the TikTok edits that goes,
I was told I didn't have to carry a weapon? That guy?
And then people always post TikToks of his scoreboard of when he's like 0 and 9?
That guy?
Yes, Private, no Private DOS.
This is a good angle to play because it's a cutoff.
We know one's there because he's shot back like an idiot.
And now he's held.
He's already low HP.
We see blood pop out so we'd be an idiot to not hold this.
We still hear him top blue.
We know he's right here.
We're now going to communicate to our team that he's top blue.
top blue, stuck top blue, and now we hold him.
Still top blue.
I told him they're stuck, that way they can push him.
Still top blue.
We still know he's top blue,
so we're just gonna keep holding him.
We know he's top blue.
Remember patience, patience, patience.
Patience.
Now we swing.
He runs down, we heard him run down, wait so if we know he run down right, we can maybe
hold his run back in.
If we heard him run down, he's probably gonna pop up here in like 5-10 seconds.
I feel like he's gonna come right here like 5 to 10 seconds.
It's Vigil.
Hacking their observation system.
We are eyes of their system.
He could get through kitchen.
Okay, Vigil's dead.
Now we head back up.
Low key, this is a gap downstairs.
Once I know he could be roaming, but...
Soda's a gap.
We're up Soda.
Vamos.
Hold on to it.
Ron Leek.
Ron Leek, what?
Ron Leek?
Yo, Ron, what's up?
Hey, hey, James, it's me, Stan, from here.
Dude, what's up, man?
How've you been, bro?
You been good?
Yo, I'm going to start GTA V, the campaign.
I wanted to know, so what is your overall opinion on it?
It's a 10 out of 10 generational game.
It is probably the only story game I would recommend you to play run because it's very fast pace. It's very funny. There's a lot of iconic moments and scenes. It's not like a grind. You're just in and you're out. It's great. You're going to have a great, great two, three days.
like two full days of gaming probably two full days maybe two and a half two
and a half maybe two and a half are you starting right right right now do they
Okay, no?
Ron, I'm gonna be honest about,
I haven't seen you in a gym in like a year, dude.
You're doing this found a bomb.
You're not going to no gym.
Yo, listen, I'm gonna start this.
I thought the shit would take 14 hours.
I'm being told now that it takes two days.
Keep you updated, bro.
I'm gonna keep you updated.
Ron, people are saying,
Ron leaks, Ron leaks, Ron leaks everything.
Ron leaks.
What did you leak, bro?
Okay, I leaked my accident, my revenue on Twitch and just ignore it.
Okay, it's not 1.2 million, it's fake.
Like, I feel like...
I'm watching the clip right now.
Watching the clip?
No!
Like, I'm just...
Oh, like your Twitch.
Like your Twitch.
Oh!
Oh, fuck!
Oh no how'd I close this dude that looked really accidental Ron wow that looked
like a pure accident you'd like swiped it onto your main monitor and then left
it there
hey bro I enjoyed GTA man you're gonna have a good time like for you
I would just go I wouldn't go sub only I would just time out spoilers for like a week
People normally don't people aren't that cringe Rob will be honest
I know I'm literally I'm honestly I think it's gonna be the best dream of like
It's gonna be the best stream we've did this year like with Minecraft. Well, it's gonna be great for real
All right, bro, see what I can do man
Thank you, I'm inside
Gentlemen, there's gonna be an Ella mine here. Why do I know this? Because they went Ella? So I'm gonna tank it?
Yo, my aim was so bad because I was like expecting- I don't care my team's carrying
Thank God. I don't even care. I don't even care. I don't even care. I don't even care.
My team's literally going.
Anything but a prime leads. Anything but a prime.
Yeah, the thing is, I'm glad Ron is playing GTA 5 as his first story game.
I've only played three, but I want him to play Red Dead because like the thing is,
If Ron does GTA 5, yeah, GTA 5, it's probably a better stream than Red Dead for sure,
but bro, I want to see Ron's reaction to the end of Red Dead. Like, if you know, you know.
Like, I just want to be in his stream at the end. Yo, Ming, what up, bro? How you doing?
You still on the go? Dude, I'm down, bro. Yes, I'm in a game. It's 2-0.
You were going to ask, like, Brady if he was a blood?
Yeah, bro. The thing is remember I'm emerald for so like as long as y'all are like diamond or emerald we could run
All right, that sounds good, man, I'll see you
But yeah, like yeah, I just like I'm glad Ron's playing GTA 5 for sure. It's like I enjoy GTA 5 but
Red Dead Redemption 2 changed my life, bro
I'm gonna be honest like
That game actually broke me to my core.
Like, it's such a good game, but that's not the game.
But I get it, it takes longer, and it's definitely slower paced, but yeah, it's just...
I honestly believe you cannot walk this planet, go through your entire life, die, without
playing Red Dead Redemption 2.
It's that good, it is the only game ever that I will give a 10.0 out of 10.0.
Like it's insane though, it's actually insane.
I should be a good kitten and Ram bird here, but I'm not going to.
I'm lazily droning.
You are an idiot.
That sounds like Vigil could be up here because like why would he be so confident?
Alright probably not.
This is always good for a little jump scare.
See what I mean?
That's always good for a little jump scare chat.
Alright boys listen, this is where it gets deep.
Cabera got a kill, so we know she's on the road, right?
So we're gonna play extra passive.
Our teammates are pieces of shit.
Yo, uh, where's Cabera?
Nobody called out.
There are payloads active.
I don't know.
All right.
What I'm not asking Thurman is alive.
I'm asking the people who died to him.
So this is where SoloQ gets annoying,
because our teammate died to a flanker
and he's not going to call out where he is.
I've been there for...
This could be an ace. This could be an ace.
He's on the library stairs.
Top or bottom, it's another horrible call-out.
The diffuser has been recovered. The diffuser is no longer in your possession.
One friendly operator remaining.
Yo, guys, um, so that callout would be top mess and we all just died to that.
That would have been an ace.
I killed three.
No, it's not even you.
just like the first guy that died to him just didn't use his microphone so then we couldn't
roam clear him because Cav has a suppressed pistol so we don't even know where he is.
I'm sick to my goddamn stomach.
He moved? No I'm sure he did. I think he killed my teammate top library then ran top mess,
but what I'm saying is the first guy that died like three minutes ago didn't say anything
Which, like, there's some shit where you don't have to call out.
A cavera flanking you is literally the most important call out in the game, because she
could actually be anywhere.
I'm sick to my fucking stomach, bro.
I'm sick to my fucking stomach, that ass.
Protect the bombs.
She actually- I'm not hearing where she is.
Are doing fan mail today? Not today, but probably this week.
Probably this week. Or maybe like the start of next week.
Right before I go to New Jersey, I think.
Oh gee, they're gonna send gifts here, baby.
Chat, as you boys know, tomorrow is Zim vs. Spoi in a best of three 1v1 series
before the tournament starts. Chat, in y'all's opinion, who do y'all
got winning? Zim or Spoi? Realistically.
Who do y'all got?
There's a drone on me so I can't.
I think it's going to be closer than you guys think, but I do think Spoi don't win, yes.
he's gonna peek because he has a disc one
So
they all left which means what they're pushing solar so we're gonna flank solar
early big-time players make big-time players
flank that's flank that actually they're not pushing solar because why would
No Matt, go below.
They know I'm below.
I'm going to play in the most annoying spot ever.
If they pop in, I'm going to kill them.
a cam on me the whole time that's bad that's really bad
like I'm running around too much but I know ACE is here so like I have to stay
here
There's one big window.
Shit on?
There's going to be more.
We know Ace is there.
He knows I'm on the right side, so now I'm going to swing from the left side.
You know what I mean?
He prefired me on accident.
Oh my god!
What?
You want to give me a blade slash, terrible?
Yo, they have no time.
Like, don't, I'm not, don't even peek, don't even peek.
Don't, don't peek, don't peek.
They have no time.
Hit a map?
Yo, one's in a Frostman.
One's in a Frostman, in a Frostman.
Pulled it out.
Nice, guys.
Not bad.
Nice guys. Not bad kid, not bad kid.
Yeah, I got a little bit overly aggressive. I heard Flores close left of the window so
I should have fried the Flores first. I heard Flores, I should have fried the Flores first.
I'm not even kidding. I should have, I should have, I should have packed his shit up, guys.
This is definitely a dub, this is definitely a dub.
Not a bad match for up the inner, Jakes.
Thanks, Cam.
Cam, I'm level 1,446.
Yo, I love the, guys, I'm not even kidding.
Is it crazy to say we go like bar or kitchen here?
I feel like down it's child.
Never be one, Jakes.
I think they're just gonna ram bird
we're gonna lose. Let's go like bar.
I'm gonna go Goya. I think Goya was way too turned up for this.
Protect the bombs.
Change the series name to can four random champion or can four
random teammates carry me to champion?
Bomb location compromised and accordingly.
What is the advice for a silver 4?
I just downloaded the game 2 months ago.
You have to lose a lot, die a lot, learn a lot, and you'll be good.
There's no advice I can give you that's going to make you play better at CH.
It's a game with a huge knowledge gap and you have to be willing to put in the hours.
Everybody you know that's like a champion like Stompin or Mingo or Spoight, they didn't
just spawn in as a champion they played an ungodly amount about a broken bomb.
It's literally just like League you have to grind.
I'm gonna go for a little delayed spawn peak here. I'm gonna go for two actually.
Nothing.
This one's so delayed it's probably too late.
Nothing.
You know low-risk spawnpeaks, very low-risk.
You may call that a Calium Shield outside of our window, it could be a Site Executioner.
We're gonna pop the hatch.
We're actually gonna pop both Site Hatches.
Probably should have boiled this window.
Lots of hops in here, this could be a problem.
Oh my god, it's a blitz.
Pride?
We know there's more, we know there's more.
We know there's more.
Take care of the bridge.
I repeat, defense on night.
We know there's more.
Mistake, calm here.
We know there's more.
Hops in.
We know those more, we know those more.
This is a quad if we get this.
It's a 5v1, we're gonna overpeak.
We know he's close left.
Missed the tide by an inch.
Close right now.
Quadra kill. Let's go, man. Come on. Now, chat. If that what we call is a textbook overheat,
but sometimes if you're the truth, you got to let your nuts hang. If that was a textbook
Overheat but sometimes you gotta let your nuts hang
All right, um is mingo ready is he ready to rock is he ready to roll?
Are you ready to rock and roll I'm way too turn-top right now
Yes, I think I'm shot. Thank you. Yo, do you want to trio with rain?
I'd get Skype low-key if you want to trio
Now he's on he said he's down I think you all will call you in discord bro, okay
I already called you just join in.
Yeah, yeah, Vommel.
Let me ask Kite.
You ready to rock, boy?
Yeah, I count.
Yeah. Wait me go.
Join, join, join, join, join, join.
Yo, what up boys?
Hey there Delilah, what it's like in New York City.
I'm a thousand miles away, but tonight you look so pretty.
Y'all ready to hit the trio?
Listen, some things came out for me, but if you're grinding
all night, I'll be home soon.
I think I'm going to grind all night
so I can win this tournament tomorrow
and probably reach time and this guy, you're dead.
Yo, this guy texted my chat with you
right in the play, all right, kitten?
All right, bro.
Hey, I was going to ask you.
So who had the better exclusive?
PS or Xbox?
In what sense?
Just overall game, story, everything.
What are you talking about, the Last of Us?
Yeah, Last of Us versus,
I guess you would say Red Dead Redemption.
In terms of the Last of Us versus Red Dead Redemption,
I'll still have to give it to Red Dead,
but they're both peak ass games.
Last of Us story is incredible
and Red Dead story is incredible,
But bro, Red Dead Redemption 2 genuinely fucked my life up for like a good three, four weeks.
Alright, bro. Alright, then I'll talk to you in a little bit, bro.
Alright, Scott, I'll see you, bro.
Mingo, what's your account?
Oh, I just had to do it.
Z-A-U-S-C-O-R-E
Z-A-U-S-C-O-R
W-A-R
U-D-O
That is it. Zabu-Rudo.
Wait, wait, wait, what is it?
That...
Dash.
The fuck type of chopped ass gamer tag is this?
Alright, I added you and I invited you.
Yo, let's rip a duo, that sounds vibey.
I'm gonna go pee real quick.
Uh...
Chat, let's rip a duo, man.
All right, Mingo, let's do this.
Chair streamed. Yeah, Brian wants to compete. Yo Mingo, are you back?
Jump on a queue. He'll be back in time. He'll be back in time.
Chat, are y'all ready for tomorrow? Yo, tomorrow's gonna be peak. I'm not even fucking joking chat.
It's gonna be a really generational a stream.
Tomorrow is gonna- Yo, what time is the tournament? So,
spoipersim is at 2 p.m.
I think the tournament is gonna be at 4.30, probably a little bit early, realistically. Realistically, we're ready to roll.
Yeah, y'all may need a sub, bro.
I gotta watch JLU IRL.
Wait, they're playing tomorrow in the LAN?
Yeah, they're playing the LAN tomorrow.
Chad, I think tomorrow, wait, wait, Chad, I have a question.
Tomorrow morning is EWC finals.
Technically, if I go live early as shit,
we could catch that for 4-9.
I'm talking like 11 AM, right?
I've already said, let's take a shot.
Why don't we get high-vives in this tag?
I'm not drinking tonight, first and foremost,
And I'll gladly get Hive Ice in this tag, kind of care.
But he didn't have an account last time.
Jixi, I have to drink tonight, bro.
Laura's coming over.
For real, C.E.s?
Like me, Laura.
Hive Ice, if you want to play the next game, let me know.
If you want to play the next game, let me know.
What are you doing on Sunday, Jinx?
Sunday.
I was doing something.
I forgot what I was going to do.
Chad, wasn't I going to do something on Sunday?
Alright, I have an idea for you.
On Tuesday I'm doing something.
I don't know if I have anything planned on Sunday, bro.
I have an idea for you.
What is your idea?
You gotta be open-minded.
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Lair, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ha ha ha.
Alright, yeah, what's your idea, what's your idea?
Alright, so, do you really have a girlfriend?
Yes, bro.
I really have a girlfriend.
On my mother's life.
I don't know why no one,
Why does no one believe?
Why is this like impossible to believe?
Yes, bro, yes.
Damn, all right, then nevermind, talk the idea, bro.
Like, you know how I just had a pool party on Sunday?
Like Tuesday?
Yeah, I can't do any of that stuff, bro.
I have a girlfriend.
Damn, there's gonna be 40 people here.
Oh, god.
Don't let your wife stop you
from finding a girlfriend, Yanks.
Hmm, wait, what should it be like you shouldn't that be opposite should don't like your girlfriend stop wait
Oh, no, sorry. No shock everything
No, bro shock everything. No bro for real, bro. I have a girlfriend. She's beautiful sweet kind smart
I'm I'm happy chat like I'm gonna be honest, bro. I'm a happy-ass dudes. I'm just chillin, bro
She's literally perfect, bro. Can't think about it. Keep the bombs protected. I'm chillin. I'm chillin
But mingo are you a single guy single dog? Yeah, bro. I'm trying to find the one bro. Like it's hard
Y'all let it's hard
Yeah, maybe never know I
I got it yo mingo. I'm not even kidding. I actually want to grind tonight, so I'm locked in for the tournament tomorrow
And I'm gonna
All right, you're on to 10. I'm probably on so 10. I'm really on that locked-in shit tonight
I know I might be on 12 like I might let Laura literally play on my setup in like carry you back
I'm here. I'm here. Let's do it
I'm going to pump them in the stomach, he ran away.
That guy's long gone.
These guys are kind of baiting.
The shuffle tower.
One has not seen any Spider-Man film, really?
That's actually insane.
How have you never seen a Spider-Man film?
Like any ever, anything ever.
Shot!
Right.
Was it me, but thank you.
In a goo.
Horse, horse, horse.
In a goo, the horse.
You want me?
Swinging horse.
Another one on me?
There's two right there.
Oh, right where?
Right where?
Central stairs, central stairs.
R and C name.
We're gonna send it back.
Dead.
Our last one's on Newtower.
Not four remaining.
What is Newtower?
Just pinged it.
He's getting the wall on ping.
He's standing on ping right now.
Coming down the hallway, gonna swing in about three seconds.
One, two, three, swinging.
Those are champion level call outs.
Mingo, that's why you're a champion.
Check you here, this guy.
Those are champion level call outs.
Wow.
Wow, right?
Shot, kid.
See, this is what I mean.
This is like in siege.
The reason why he's a beautiful game chat is because you can actually get kills while you're dead like if you know you know
Great comes Ryan. Holy shit. Okay, I think about them a 45
Tenderly kiss him jixie
Shots right
So check Ron just said on his stream. He's never watched any spider-man movie ever created ever like I'm talking like
Toby McWire Andrew Garfield Tom Holland like none of it that is literally insane
That's like saying you've never eaten like pizza before
He's capping I feel like Ron is not capping like I'm gonna I feel like he's not capping
Jinx you come to Croatia and I'll hammer you I'm gonna decline that offer bro
You'll hammer me?
I don't know what it is, maybe it's just PC, but bro, like recently I've enjoyed Siege,
like probably more than I ever have, I'm not even kidding.
Like I've been grinding Siege, like I actually grinded you.
Where I started playing T2, like Siege was probably still boring, just playing ranked
every day.
Well, because it was just console ranked repeat, console ranked repeat, but I think
PC added a lot of spice to it. You know what I mean?
It's just way more competitive and that's also in my chat today like
These PC tournaments like they're just two three times more competitive than the roller coaster. It's dead-act
Like bro tomorrow. There's a legitimate chance. We're gonna be playing against like bolo and the insert and that's gonna be peak
That's like three bro. It's be the ones through those so they they could lose to any team
Yeah, lose to us. I know it keeps it fun the games fly by you don't have to wait for Skype for three hours
Like everything about the tournaments are just going to be awesome every time, I think it's going to be awesome.
We do gotta play one more Sky suit.
Yeah, I know.
Maybe tomorrow, boots can't play, like you said.
I think there's somebody under me.
Switch to Franklin, I haven't been on GTA 3 mode in two weeks, bro.
Fuck off.
Of course.
Horse door yep
Drone to me I can go below and see for that honestly
Yep, I have a C4 here the dog of the calling me. I just want the horse walk in. He's already in there
He's dead he's dead
Yep
So the C4 there somebody else comes
This one might come on under me
I should get a kill here.
Did you die already?
You good?
No, teammate died.
There's two on this thing.
They opened another single wall?
Once I got an angle on the single wall, I have like a crazy ass angle, but I wish
I have an SMG-11.
I have an insane angle to stay up in.
It's cans too.
Nice.
Throw to me, shot it.
One HP.
Hit him on the Bosch.
One HP.
I think I received.
I have your first game behind you.
I think this is the best I've ever played.
Oh, reviving.
Reviving the whole bumping.
Reviving.
I didn't see that.
one's going door one speaking breach one's going door
reached that last one HP going door one HP doors holding a piece of door one
HP one HP so this thing so this thing second door second door breach that
breach breach breach breach breach breach breach breach breach breach breach breach
shot good calm frahhh
what the heck are we in
this is PC emerald rank 3.0 2026 that's the second time they didn't shoot
Default games actually
Mingo how big of a gap would you say there is from like emerald to champion on PC in your opinion in right 3.0 like how big of a gap is it I?
Mean the emerald players don't even shoot default games. So like emerald. They're just like boss
Yeah, like it is kind of crazy to say and I've always noticed this on console as well
But I feel like emerald players are like almost subhuman compared to champs like I'm not even kidding
But dude the jump from Emerald the diamond is huge and then the jump from diamond a champ is fucking gigantic literally especially in 3.0
I mean and then the jump from like any PC champion to like a t2 player is just like the jump from yeah
Cuz like a PC champion
Bro ranked is just different ranked everybody plays solo they play for themselves. They don't do strats
Honestly, if you play solo queue Siege and you actually strat, you'll just go negative
every game because nobody's gonna strat with you.
So ranked is like a bunch of solo play, whereas like T2 and even like tournaments, like top
tournaments, it's actually like you're going it off with a purpose, you're holding something
with a purpose, like you don't actually start to play actual Siege till like tournaments
around.
I'm not even kidding.
It's insane.
Even like champ solo queue is like a lobotomy everyone just spawn peeking running around auto-locking brain dead on
99% of the time whenever someone's the number one champion like
Bro chat remember we would always do the rotors Sundays
And there'd be like the number one champ with like a 1.9 KD with like 2,000 games played
He would just be getting fucking so we I'm pretty sure we played the number one champ on PC and a t3
League like to be still when I was blackout drunk and
I'm not gonna fucking sit on like thatcher or something walking horse dead
I'm not gonna fucking sit on like thatcher or something
Walk in horse dead
Yeah, do you see that I'm fucking disgusting wait my more off the way
So you see that shot
Operator standing on this door
I can see a world where you have a cabinet on pink this gives belcher defaults
Don't think our teammate ran we're into the right on this thing now standing up
So in the door on this thing walking in the door walking in the door three two one
Look at how you
No, don't sell this dude. I just wall bang somebody off sound. I'm not even kidding. That was disgusting
Where's our team in that?
You got come on what come on what?
Come on what come on what this guy's my charm this guy's my charm. Don't let me down to it
I
Running at you running at you
What a picture bro, you have a DMR
Looks like he's gonna wide swing. I think I
Don't know about this angle
Close close close shot five or no Joe
It's I don't know why I held that angle. It's just a 50-50 gunfighter
And I have a hollow I don't know why I gave him that I should have just like held an off angle
than pre-fire when you walked in your fantasy team sucks well only time will
tell bro only time will tell buddy we'll see what happens here I don't love it I
don't hate it I also didn't love my pick but it is what it is definitely
goodbye could prime jimsy hear the men in the Trojan horse I actually saw that
tiktok the other fucking day it's like some AI YouTube video watching a movie
right now can you be quiet? All right. No, yeah, dude, I don't think people realize how big of a gap
like Emerald is to Diamond, and then how big of a gap Diamond is to Champ, and then how big of a gap
like Low Champ is to High Champ. Like, dude, the top tier Champs, like, dude, comparing Stompin to
like a one-time champion, it's like solar systems of a scale difference. Do you know what I mean?
Well, that's why I love the top. You see the top 100 ranks are doing then go the legend thing.
Oh, wait, then goes Stefan. This is awkward.
Frapp, look at the line. Your fantasy team is decent. I think you're going to lose in semis. That's what I think, Frapp.
I feel like my team is a first round exit in the playoffs.
Lacey said road to champ is easy. No, he didn't.
What do you mean this game is brain dead easy compared to actual comp games?
What do you mean this game is brain dead easy?
What are you talking about?
What do you mean?
Easy in what sense?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Ape rot!
What do you mean?
I'm singling you out.
What do you mean this game is easy?
A brought what do you mean? I'm singling you out. What do you mean this game is easy?
I think you're somebody downstairs to the left
I definitely know this guy over here
I definitely hear this fucking guy.
Wait, wait, wait, hold up.
Did they go up?
Yeah.
Did they go to the first site that we went to?
Like same first site?
Okay.
I have a nice little flank set up.
I have a flank watch.
I don't even know I'm out of team.
I'm gonna run up in a stack.
I feel like I'm gonna get shot in the back when I run up though.
Fuck it, what did I say chat? I knew someone was down there I knew I heard that
fucker. What the fuck? Get on my flag cam, get on my lobby flag.
Guys, standing on my MewJamer of course. Or just like flam. I'm on it, I'm on it.
Lick it, lick it, lick it! Is that him? Wait I thought my teammate killed him, wait
that's so unfortunate. Wait I thought my teammate killed him, oh my god.
I turned away I thought nomad shot it
I thought it was downstairs. I don't know why we drop the diffuser wait they got this they're in a good spot to win this
That's on me
Nice
Inside here so much time
They win this
Nice!
Upward neutralized. Mission successful.
Yo, this kid just went 7-0 with my Charm on.
Yo, Ace, hold the aura.
Thanks, Jinxy. Appreciate it.
W, W promo.
Yo, how much heal are you getting?
Let me get in the sack.
I'm getting like nothing. I'm getting like 20 a game, 30 a game.
Oh shit literally like I'm getting like 20 30 a game bro when you're dying you're gonna get 10
Yeah, so I can't get champ you think what about champ five can I get champ five?
I mean what the new season September 1st was that two weeks a week a week and a half
Bro, but I'm doing I'm doing chain together on the 28th. Oh, you're lighting champ this yeah
There's no way I do like and a week of well-vowry ranked streams now losing the game with a five sec
How should I do that chat? Does it matter for the legend shit next season? I have no idea.
I wish I grind that on day one with y'all this season. I wish I grind that on day one.
I forgot you did it because it was last season. On the 25th, I'm doing something. I can't
do it on the 25th. On the 28th, I'm doing something. On the 27th, I have to leave
early because I'm flying to New Jersey. So the real days I have to grind is the 26, 24th,
the 23rd, the 22nd and today. I mean, if I really grind, I'm talking like the ungodly
grind I could hit PC champ, which would be aura.
I feel like I should guys. I have nothing else to do.
Someone said you just got to be flat for the for the legend of vision shit.
No, I know that but what about like MMORPG though?
Like are they gonna like give me no elo next season
when I'm grinding?
I don't know.
Dude, I mean I could grind like bro,
I know you're gonna get off but I could grind today,
grind tomorrow, grind that, no tomorrow I have a tournament.
Bro, I'm actually top of that.
I feel like 11 tonight.
So we got like six hours.
Yeah, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
I'm thinking like I could grind the 23rd on Sunday.
I could drive the 23rd to 24th and I could grind the 26th.
Ignoring high-vives, Elboss, I just auto-required.
Oh my God, I forgot.
I wasn't even thinking.
I just snapped, re-queued.
I was just yapping.
Bro, yeah, like I wanna hit champ,
but it's like, I think I just didn't play enough games
season. My one percentage is fine. I mean, I solo acued most of my shit. It's la
peace. I saw that job.
I'm outside. Dude, I might actually try to. I don't know if you're down to grind
some of those days with me. I'm down even just like duo.
Wait, how many days you have? You'd like you said, you said like five days.
All right. I'm going to grind to each today. I'm playing a tournament tomorrow.
So maybe I'll play ranked after to try to get champ.
The 23rd, I'll actually grind Siege.
The 24th, I'll grind Siege.
And the 26th.
That's five days.
I have like five full days to grind a champ.
I don't think it's possible.
Chad, if I'm getting 10 ill of a game,
that's like, I need to go like a hundred game is positive.
I mean, you're going to get five or 10 ill of a game.
It's going to be locked out.
And then if you lose a game, oh my god,
like 20 yeah no way let's see let's see what you're at at the end of that
pretty weird out ammo 3 yeah we'll see if I get like diamond I might get pretty
grindy cuz I'm not even talking champ one I'm talking to champ five just PC
champ
This guy shoots this can he's dead
I think they're in break I'm not even getting I'm here. I'm here
You have the break walk it. Let me know if they walk in break the doors. I mean open
They're on both sides of the window, that's disgusting.
Bro, they're on both sides of that fucking window.
One came up east, two on Cowork window.
Mmm, that's on me, I just launched that.
Top east.
This cinch just feels weird on this account.
shot Ryan
top east
there's like two on top east
that angle you're holding is so good
oh my god
I hope one more comes here
I mean I might build my team though
4 has located a bomb.
4 before, they're chillin'.
They need to just hack nook of the cams, which is really bad.
Good cams in sight.
There isn't a cam on view though, they don't have a cam on view.
Top East.
Yo, might come to your cat, might come cat.
I have a 90 cam, you might come cat.
Yeah, cat's an aged dude.
Yo, honestly I have this whole carpet walk up of 90, I'll let you know.
I'll just say walking up 90 still nobody walking on 90
Yo, is that guy yeah in office double
Baccaris doing nothing downstairs
Still top East hitting a dog of the cult op-ed
Once yo you're walking up walking up walking up 90 walking up 90 dad nice
Inside behind that abuser inside by the bruiser box gonna kill him back said yellow mouth miss the C4 somehow Jesus Christ
Planting dead. Nice. Nice. Good comp, Nick. Good 4k, man.
Bro, they hacked DokaB cams and then still all walked in front of DokaB cams.
You'll check. This is what I mean by just like lobotomy gameplay at Emerald.
DokaB goes DokaB, gets a kill, hacks the DokaB cams, doesn't even check them,
walks in front of a dokeby cam and then gets pre-fired. She literally hacked the
90 cam and then walked in front of it. Like, bro, why are you on dokeby?
Why? Why are you on dokeby? Actually, what the fuck are you doing?
The whole point of her up is to hack cams.
She hacks a cam, then walks in front of a hacked cam.
Prize.
This seed shit is not for you, twin.
Hey, hey, off the juice.
Coding got me drippin', hey, hey.
Sending hate from Uzbekistan.
All right.
Moody is plat 2. Wait, plat 2 and Lee? That's fucking insane if he is.
Are you serious?
That's crazy, bro.
What is 90 I lost?
90 is just described as any long hallway and siege for the most part that are shaped like an owl because it's shaped like a 90 degree angle.
That's why everybody just calls these hallways 90.
or like 90 or basically any any hallway that's like an L
Dixie, you know one of our one of our players got up for me go through who I
Can't say I can't say I already know who
It's not Jay. It's not Lou. It's gonna be five
Right little boots bro a year from now Jay Luke one God will be improved
No, I think that I agree. I think that would happen, but I know it's probably just Franklin
But Franklin's had so much success in T2 like why would he not?
We're also Franklin plays like a pro like bro. He comes everything. He sets up strats
He like tells people where to play like Franklin really has good ass vision for the game
I'm not like Nick. Can you come this game? I'm right on this kid which which game
He's awesome. He's still there pulse right here. I'm not pulse
He saw I see what you mean now. Yeah. Yeah, you just maybe wanted to be still holding you
Yeah, I'm gonna make bird on this for sure
Not they're drunk first two out there still I think I died I think ashes dead but
The fuck is still out there?
Right, literally have a burrow.
No, in East, Nick? Who are you?
In East, going balcony.
Going cat? Going cat?
Yeah, going cat balcony.
And then one just walked in East, there's two.
You're gonna have to help you.
Wait, how did I die in behind metal?
How did I...
Wait, how did I die in behind metal?
I'm actually lost.
That was the weirdest perspective I've ever died to.
Catwalk?
I should have just full swung that kid.
That is so weird that is so fucking weird
My be fucking
Nice, I think you got
Bosses like all fries. I already hit market of one. I just had a panel once
That's what I mean you basically like with the boss you have to snipe somebody two times sometimes
Bro, I'ma be honest, I think Cali is gonna be like low key meta.
Also Cali, you can do some weird shit to get kills.
Like you can like snipe your teammate into site and shit.
I think Cali is gonna like sneak into the meta.
I can't wait to try that next season.
I played the test ever, the 2D and Mars they nerfed were unusable.
Literally unusable.
Yeah, I saw the devs playing it.
It looks like that shit just kicks to the sky.
Which in my opinion, making a gun unusable is stupid.
They should have just nerfed the damage and nerfed the bullet count and...
Well, what did they do they nerf the damage and the recoil damage and a recoil and it just literally it has you can't control it at all
Like that's the thing. How are you gonna make a gun in the game uncontrollable?
Really now
If they nerf the damage so it's not a to hit make it like a for hit and then you just nerf the bullet count to like
I think a runes DMR has 23 bullets like make that should like 10
Brad I feel like what happens a lot of the time though is like they nerf a gun so badly that like homie cheaters use it I
I don't anything cheaters go to use that it kicks to the ceiling
Yeah, you told us good though the nerf on that shit that's good dude
I hope we beat chain together quick chat cuz like what if the new season of season comes out
I'm on fucking chain together. It comes out September 1st. Yeah, I'm deaf. I'm definitely gonna be on chain together
There's no way we well, maybe we beat it in three days and I fly home
low-key I get to that happening our last time wanted to archive so when they
need to how many days are in August this month low-key I need to know how many
days yeah losses that it's look it's just gonna be oh I'm chilling what the
fuck I'm gonna book a return flight for literally like the 31st and the first
And then I'll just refund if I can't get it.
Which I'm confused, is there always 31 days in August?
the
outside
where's that line
he's inside, oh my god
yeah
break there
They're literally like all over me.
sorry about all of it
we have diffuser
I'm just ratting. Oh my god. I'm actually just ratting on the computer.
There's two of me inside. We have to use it. Just run, run, run, run.
I'm chilling. I'm literally just ratting in like the best
spot fucking of all time. Come on, I got this.
Everyone 90. I feel like they're sitting in the stream though.
I'm gonna get pretty fired. I shot every camp apart later.
I'm flipping camps. E-SoulPang, where are you?
He's in 90-haw.
He's on ping.
Now he's on this double earth, crouch on ping, you can wallbang him, crouch on ping, I can right ping him.
Now he's doing it, swinging, swinging, swinging.
That's so unfortunate, as I wallbang, he swings.
Bro, why did Mossy like de-spawn? Why is this guy on me for a minute?
Where did Puchin's right here?
That's the thing, like, then we just get bad teammates and just die in sight.
But bro, Mossy was holding that. How did that guy get away with that?
How?
actually how but I got a game chai bro I should have not got earlier bro this
actually on me for a year right where mazzi was playing and I can't see mazzi
you just like de-spawn the fuck was that and then as I wall bang these wings and
of course just surprisingly not chatting first 31 days in August bro I'm gonna
look like bro I think it's gonna take three days real shit I'm gonna book my
return flight the third that'll be perfect and I got home the 31st and then
just grinded a new season the first I'm actually gonna book my fucking return
fly bro and you can't miss what you never had hey hey dude yeah I'm excited
I'm excited for a new season brother Cali's gonna be cool but if you see the
new operator that thing looks broken like actually fucking broken that's
to be the best stop of the game. If that off doesn't get like, if they do that shit
next season chat where you're forced to not ban it, the game's over. It's gonna be the
dumbest shit ever.
I need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
Alright, I'm definitely looking at that flight, bro.
Oh no, not the 27th. What the fuck? No, no, no, no, no. Oh, they nerfed it
Okay, I knew that was gonna happen
Drone has located a bomb I knew that she was like do that that off is just like actually broken
Have a cap can be careful
Yeah, do you want to do the little insertion in ten seconds? Yeah, that's literally what I'm doing back
I'm gonna do the little
I think he's on the window, I mean, let's see if I understand the bomb's location at the
view.
Stompin said he's the most overrated op ever, um, if he's nerfed, yeah, but like, broke
his- I'll explain why I think that op's gonna be weird, but if you can bandit trick
with him, he's just broken.
Like, if you can actually just trick walls.
They're dead, they're dead.
Yeah, come on.
Oh, they're dead.
Watch out for a cap cam though.
I just got wallbanged him shooting my teammate.
He's a bad guy.
Yo, are you serious?
He just wallbanged me shooting our teammate.
This is the unluckiest urban of my life.
I just put two people on one HP and then got TCSG on a pebble.
And then I missed his head by an inch.
Bro, I just put two people on one health.
All right, these guys are just destined by like the devil to win this game
That's like a perfect flight hey, hey
That's exactly why this guy's in the Emerald Jeptine era whatever his name is this guy just sludged in the building and
Didn't join a single thing
Yo, um
Oh, yeah, okay
the problem I see with the new op is like
If people actually know how to play shields well, they're not just gonna like solo walk at you with a shield
Like they're gonna have somebody behind them
so like imagine this a blitz is running at you and then you like
Take the time to like throw your gadget landed on the shield if you're in like a high-ass rank
Like they're just gonna be like an ash behind the shield just shitting on you
like I don't know I just but the tricking through the haches and shit
that's gonna be insane if you can actually they didn't hurt for yet or is it
I think they already nerfed it but for what we want is gonna be just God dear
because then people can't just crack shields and what we want this is
undeniably the unluckiest game of siege I've played probably like all year I'm
one and four did you just see how I died he just shot our teamie I'm
I saw you got collated.
I put Vigil on one HP, then put Cade on one HP, and then Sentry magically is just there
also and kills me.
And then I wallbanged him, but missed by an inch.
You say that every time?
No, I just kind of dropped like 12 kills every time.
The last three games of ranked I played, I've like literally went off.
I'm just one and four this game.
I actually cannot catch a fucking break.
sorry I'm trying to book this flight but it's like glitching
need to use your drone to locate a bomb
anything but accountability yep that's the first ban of the day
BOT!
beam this fucker
guys I ten kills ten kills ten kills now I'm one and four
like obviously this is a fluke-ass game
I got baited by Mozzie last round and then that round put two people on one health and then got shut on
What am I gonna be accountable for carry a game every game bro, like what do you want me to say?
Fringes cap can again
Yeah, that's Captain Omen.
Oh, I have a 1x scope on?
No.
Damn, this Maverick skin is fucking clean.
Alright, he may just ledge rush again.
I don't work there. I joined him and he's welcome to that kill.
Oh, there he goes. Where'd he go to?
Throwing up and running. What did he do to you?
I could even tell you workshop, workshop, I think.
Yeah, I just heard SMG11's bottom east, you know, Blitz's bottom east.
Yo, stuck bathroom, I'm gonna walk up here. I'm gonna, like, get wall banged to some
stupid shit.
One's bottom out of where are you?
I'm literally like here, I'm bottom square.
Yeah, smoke is bottom middle.
Maverick, I can jump inside right now.
If you can jump through these windows and plant, we're good.
Just hold flank.
I don't think I can jump through these windows, big bro.
Smoking off that area.
Maverick, come in and jump through the window, jump through the window and plant, jump through the window and plant.
That was actually a really good smoke, five blasts.
I'm planting inside.
That smoke was like so dead by that attack, but let's like know what he's doing.
He like smoked off everything.
Nice guys.
I got to book this flight.
Dude, what the fuck did you just say?
You think I sub?
I'm not.
What the fuck did you just say?
You think a sub?
Yeah.
But it sounded like you were like coughing.
Ben Capitan, Ben Ashit.
Lil' 1-3 Kumbaski?
As long as we can just get some shit to go our way, we should be good.
That's not a phone stream, I'm just booking a flight, guys.
So fucking let me God.
W journalist, I've just planned for the diffuser bro.
I'm not a journalist.
Yo Mingo, who do you got Zim versus Spoigt tomorrow, 1v1?
Spoigt bro, I think Spoigt will win.
Yeah, chat, a little bit of a fun fact.
Like I know Spoigt's lost 1v1s in the past,
but like on my stream, me hosting it live,
Spoigt's never lost a 1v1.
I think Spoigt should 2-0.
So I doubt he didn't even get the map.
Like Jax, Spoyts never even lost to 1v1 guys on my stream.
Like he lost kind of to like stomping,
but like we put him on like 120 frames.
And it was just weird.
When Spoyts uncapped on my stream, he's never lost, ever.
Ever, ever, never lost.
Maybe use your drone to locate a bomb.
Now, Spoyts never played stomping on PC
when they both been keyboard,
which that 1v1 will be generational.
when it happens
but that is quite still an EU
I don't know, no it's NA and I think, I don't even know.
Jinxie you gave up on League, you have such a weak mental
that's embarrassing.
I was on League this morning bro,
what the fuck are you talking about?
I'm gonna do a gold marathon on League soon buddy.
You just wait.
But yeah, the reason why that one we won
still not happened worse but like they're both keyboard basically it's just
because they're in separate regions and want them to be on the same page so that
way it's like fair because it's so stupid to host the 1v1 between them on
separate page it's so pointless
I'm gonna join you about a moment you want to rush it not really I don't want to rush
we're just gonna... alright no one's dead, one is workshop though he's gonna
send you a workshop
our teammates already in and that guy slid trust three rounds in a row actually
he's on that rotation form pretty sure this guy's in vinn one's customs one's
yep that's one one's customs
all right that was actually funny
one's in a custom somewhere I'm gonna hop in this window to walk through the
a table to find this kid yo nobody's in nobody's in fucking workshop I'm taking
this face I'm doing this guy in customs
I'm in such a good spot see now I'm finally getting some variants to go my
way which is cool so in the back of the cousin still yeah I'm in a spot
We're like I could die to so much shit right now. So I'm gonna chill
Customs is when he's being I could die to the hacks, but someone's above so I'm just gonna trust my teammate sent Ian
Which is probably on me
Yo, Valk's still customs on this window. I'm gonna run at this kid
Doc's done. Doc is literally stuck
Shot dead
Dead
Probably inside.
Nice.
That's what the fuck I'm talking about, man.
That's what the fuck I'm talking about.
That's it.
Let's go!
Bitch!
Shot!
Easy comeback once we're not getting fucking bullshit in every round.
Yo Mingo, when your charm came out, how many subs did you peek at in the first month?
I swear I saw you at like 30,000.
Yeah, I think the most I had was like, Chas, someone tell me if I'm wrong, I think it was
26,000.
That is literally insane.
Bro, what do you have right now?
Bro, I'm still averaging like 13 to 12,000 a month.
That's insane.
Bro, I think like your charm is actually sexy.
Like I like how different it is.
It's like a pink juice box and it's boxy.
It looks good on a gun.
If you know what I mean, it looks good on a gun.
Yeah.
And it goes with the pink colors.
Yes, it's such a good charm.
So do I do a juice box?
Or yours, where it's just an M or a J?
Yeah, I like my charm a lot just because it goes good
with black ice and white attachment skin.
It actually looks so long good in that exact combo.
I think if I had a Don Julio bottle of charm,
it would have been like P.
Yeah, there's no way they would approve that.
fucking alcohol
secure the bombs
yo did you see Timmy hit champ?
that's actually sick
yeah
it was this kind of thing too
holy deserve
bro played like 700 games of solo
I added to that
that's taking so much mental fortitude
he just hit tight bro
these guys just hit tight
Fuck it out!
It's fucking nice.
Yo, what is redpigging me?
Like, actually, what the fuck is pinging it?
Second left.
What the fuck?
Where's this shit at?
Five seconds.
What the fuck?
You must protect your bombs from being defused by us.
Where the fuck?
Yeah, I got like, where?
I'm gonna get right here, look, right here.
Where?
What do you mean, where?
Where?
I shot it, dumbass.
Where the fuck was it?
Yeah, I got 26,000 subs because it's our like didn't get like 30,000 in one day
Dude i'm gonna be honest bro
In that r6 tournament with the mute shotgun skin drop i got 38,000 subs in four days like four hours
God damn wr6 man
Don't ever stand on a x-fone
Wait, I got her small I got now
Okay, I got like Jan Lou. You guys like hacking I
Tried to run away and die this way never run
I'm one HP. I killed one though
You have the East camera now Nicholas
Yes, I have these kids
Yes, I've used yo, I'm gonna be honest though. You're on your own. Oh, I'm running up. He's running up. He's
all right now you're on your own I'll be back I'm gonna go pee
and break
why is my teammate reinforcing that just get fucking stupid
I
What this kid is ease
of
We lost this round bro, shittiest of you.
Reloading!
15 seconds.
Nice, nice!
One speed!
Up for eliminated.
Mission successful.
Yeah bro, uh, ah I can't talk to the HR, nice.
I
Would probably look it up. So what's it about? Hey, hey
Just up how to get a time you just gotta wait like a couple days like you're coming. Yeah, yeah bottle of alcohol
We need to win this tournament tomorrow man for real like on some real shit
We need to I know I need to stop switch my sense and lock in like I really I need to be I need to show up
Like we have spoiling raid. Yeah, but like I need to show up. I played like shit last last tournament
But I was my first actual like tournament in you know, I was saying the little about our team
Huh, like it just me you stop it. Lou just haven't played in so long
It felt like we had no Kim like that we used to have yeah also ambi
Like we had no camera can be to like it like it's not even his fault
But like we've just literally I think I played one or two times with Andy before that like we just had no
Cam we had no Cam
But I put a booth every day so boots. I'm locked in with boots raid. I put it right here in there
We've come a raid and spoits just can do his own thing. It's what yeah, it's gonna be left
It's gonna be the only thing is someone just told me spoilt any use. I'm scared. He's gonna be on high pain. Oh god
Fuck they might have been they might have been lying to me, but someone dead actually said
I mean split does have bro. What is split do for his internet chat split?
I think it's called exit lags what has like low ping on everything
Check you guys ever heard of that it's called exit lag
Don't they help that much though it does bro it does he plays like NA East on
EU and he gets like 70 pink flat
So that's it yes, it's gonna be an honor to be
shine so
Take back one of your session. Yo, do you want to try the blue again? No, I think we try the mingling zinc
That one okay, let me see if it's set up on it. No, it's pretty much have it. I know I mean
I
Don't have enough time. I'm just gonna spring to it though. Okay. I'm gonna get spawned big doing this cuz this just a purse fast game
I'll read your next day
I'll be there other thorn in it. Oh, no, no, no, he just tried to spawn big man
Was it out of the door? Was it out? Yeah, how do you know these? I'll be there and literally like maybe eight seconds probably
You ready bro?
or there's to be a there's to be too close left you just gotta get ready to
shoot you ready I come on walk I'm gonna cover the diffusers
I've got a got a major I'm gonna lucky assume it of all time
I'm so someone Cali I'm practicing for the next event friendly last
operator standing Todd it would have worked you know that's wrap so good
That strat is so good.
Shout out to this literally headshotting that guy.
Come on, Mingo, you got this.
1v3, C4.
W, awareness.
Come on, swing me.
Give me a freebie. They have no idea they're playing against you right now.
You're just like a random emerald.
That gun is so shit.
It's just um, no it's not gonna play anything besides ledge.
No that's on me.
Bro I could have killed everyone man.
I could have killed fucking everyone.
Oh my god.
Beast mode.
Harder to get to it.
Little monster thing.
That's like.
Chat, what if while we're in here, chat what if while we're in New Jersey we go
to the diamond gym like me and Ron.
You know Los is not going.
Chat, what if at the end of chain together
the next day me and Ron go to Diamond Gym?
That would actually be peak, you know?
You would die.
I know, I'm so not cut out for that.
Chat, would that not be like the E500 tricep extensions?
I know, it's like, it's just fucking dumb.
You will die.
Like, bro, the thing is, I'll never go to the Diamond Gym, but that's like the one scenario
I can see for the next year when I'll actually be in New Jersey.
So I guess I should.
Jen, I already get up Joe about doing a stream with him while I'm in New Jersey, but Joe's
out of town.
He's out of town like the exact week I'm in.
Here's a bomb.
When is Shane together?
August 28th.
Hey.
When is Shane together? August 28th.
Ron's doing GTA. I know I saw a Peek-ass stream, bro. Peek-ass stream.
Peek-ass stream.
10 seconds left.
5 seconds.
I can't, I would much rather like vlog it, but we'll see. I might end up doing it. I really don't know.
I might just end up in shit here. Sorry.
Oh wait, it's 4-4. I'm actually gonna chill.
Actually, no, I'm not fucking my sand. Wow. The chart is not getting me.
One of them dropped outside like passport double door.
they got both my girls I'm already getting wallbang they got both my top
these clothes they twitched them we're strong when in the 90 mavericks on me
main door I'm feeling they're gonna mistrown me
team mates inside Maverick's main door
where this kid was
I'm dead
I'm alive
I killed two niggas
I'm in password
yep
I'm in such a good spot, I'm in such a good spot
nice
That's a 1-3 come back
Shitting on me nice Nicholas come on guys
Notorious thinking about Mickey they're gonna run a one ticket a prime. Let's go man
When are we getting sleep with a viewer stream literally never
Yeah, I don't know if I'm just gonna have enough time to hit champ.
Maybe if I didn't waste like 30 fucking games on console, maybe.
Bro, if you go from PC to back to console, it's just boring.
Like console lobbies are just boring.
Bro, the console players are like so much worse than PC players, especially nowadays.
I didn't even plug my...
Once I've been on PC, I haven't even plugged my console when I moved.
I don't think I ever will use it again.
How many games of PC have I played?
I played 65 games of PC.
How many of console?
Your host, Nicholas, 36.
Yeah.
I think I'm broke.
If I just used all 36 of those games on PC,
maybe I'd be in diamonds.
Satch, Satch, Satch.
Bro, there's not so much to do tomorrow.
Oh yeah, get up, get up.
Yeah, tomorrow's gonna be peak, Astray.
Bro, I'm just scared that Jay and Lou
event's gonna be during your 1v1 with spoi well my 1v1 with spoits at 2
yeah not games that like 1 or 2 I think
they could play Richie
that's dude Richie out of fucking
lamb Richie said he's gonna talk shit that's just gonna be funny
why is everything happening tomorrow even the
EWC finals is tomorrow for 4 night haven't you tried to invite me maybe
or maybe I make a new lobby I could try to invite him what's the name
Oh, it's like Hive Eyes underscore or some shit?
Oh, there it is. I invited y'all. I invited y'all. I invited y'all.
Hive Eyes group call, Discord group call.
Hey, hey.
Wait, well let me join you either. I'm in your lobby. Wait, am I not in your lobby on your game?
Yo.
It's good to see you, bear.
Hive Eyes put up, kitten.
Did you make it in your lobby?
No, I don't see you, none of the-
What the fuck?
it just says try to invite me I can have I have I try to invite me try to
invite me I'm joining how is your ready kid
yo I was are you actually joining Ambi tomorrow yep really rise yes he's on
emoji yeah that team is nerf now bro what the hell have I you don't have a
tough experience man no I got a lot I got a lot you know it's all in the
head it's all mental reps you know and that's all you need realistically so
I don't have I don't need you Zim Bolo surf and Andy bad news. Yeah, and he texted me Bolo dropped out
All right fries that she
Let's go. I'll carry the slack. It's all good guys. So who are you guys gonna get into dude?
It's gonna be hard to fill in for like Bolo for a non-bro. Oh my god
I
Think this means that you're really like 40 you know if we win yeah
Okay back let's win let's win. Let's win, but the bad is their champ. Yeah, I'm cute and they're hidden names
So they could be cheating each
Vanilla terrible map
Fancy and fancy
I fucking love the other teams in a band theme see like you just gotta think about it
No, I love bill. It's what I want
Fucking love bill. This is my shit. This is literally my worst map. So I might go and do I'm not even dragging it
Bro when me and Lou won our first facets we spammed bill like literally if that was our shit bill
It was a good ass man. Hey, sir snake. Yeah, you know what? I remember on this map getting TK
By the way, I
Remember getting TK 7 7 match point by jinxing on this map. No, but on this one
It's it's bad. Oh, yeah, I'm 90 Hall. Villa is the worst map ever bro. Just say you're not an og
I'm gonna be honest. Just say you're not an og bro. Villa is a good ass man
Wouldn't tap me on match point against stomping. I do remember that kind of actually remember that and I forgot about that, too
Thanks for reminding me Finn with the prime 34 months holding og Xander with the tier one swung with the tier one
Slazzy with the tier one idolizing with the prime David with the prime Xander with your one appreciate a check
win this league gold marathon and his name is master yeet lover. I don't know man whenever
I have a block of like three days of nothing to do. I'm gonna get that shit easy bro. I'm
telling you. I'm gonna get that shit easy. You have to have tomorrow's stream is gonna
be generational. I'm not gonna lie to you. It's gonna be a generation last stream. It
would be crazy to see Zim upset spoilt but I'm still gonna give spoilt like a 75%
chance of winning. The fact that it's B03 makes it even harder to win. But if Zim does win tomorrow,
he will have the biggest ego, Volta. If Zim wins tomorrow, that would be insane.
I'm gonna still say 0.175, 0.88, 0.7.
Say my name, say my name, say my name.
I'm a fireball.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
You just took a swig of fireball on the job.
Yes.
You're drinking on the job.
I gave you the Twitter posts.
You do better when you're in the slot.
Oh, you saw the Twitter posts?
You saw it? Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, I think that's why I flew.
Combs.
I'm gonna kill the whole team.
This is why I killed the best man.
Gator is not pushing it.
Repell that fuckers.
Wait, wait, come on.
Come on.
Yeah, bro.
One shot at for now, brother.
right there I advise Nick helping one trust trust Nick Nick you walking in my
red Nick Nick hold on daddy so what my red this is my man that's one time that's
one that's one channel guy there's two shields there's a busy going up main
on me I jumped around lose that how do you lose that how do you lose that how
How do you lose that? How do you lose that? How do you lose that? How do you lose that?
Jump over.
Ryan, what you fault at him?
Oh, I missed click.
Oh my god, if I pumped his foot we win.
I had him every time. He literally snap-hatched out of me.
Alright, ban that shit, not playing against that shit.
Mingo, I went to go help you, I didn't know there was two.
Bro, this map's so good, but everybody's so sorry at this map, bro.
I told you, hey, get me on this map, I'm going 0-5. You wanted to play it.
It's fine, because I'm literally going to drop like 13 kills this game.
I just no scope that fucker on red.
And then I fried the IQ.
Go Tro, Tro's better.
Bro, but if, yo, can we get an Azami, bro?
Azami in there is so good in Masterbed.
Yeah.
Hey, hey.
Hey, Julie.
Yo, how about, don't we go into the club, bro?
I'm down.
When do you wanna go?
Don't you live in, like, I don't wanna leave,
but you know.
Bum fuck, yeah.
I
Haven't been on
Shrack track champion EU servers
I feel like it's just the same as NA bro. I mean if I'm lagging out there'll be ass right
I should have played CG knows in England though. That would have been kind of funny
But yeah, like um, I feel like it's just the same like you and a sweaty
I've never played siege on like actual EU paying
Oh, you were um, that was watching me
Yes
Oh, which I've never played siege on like EU servers EU paying
I feel like it's definitely just as sliding up
I'm sure, I'm probably
What is more major of speed you're in it probably you right like who has one more major
Probably you right
In huge yeah flowing sensor and I know
Brokes like prime G2 one like pent on them one like three or four majors together
Yeah, there's like two of me if anybody wants help. I'm already getting don't
be called yeah this is I'm gonna all good
there's like me I'm getting don't be called wait are they downstairs I don't
know are you vigil are they pushing like I think so I'm under these
Yeah
We need to see love there's two champs we need this
There was somebody else I thought the BV was the guy you were called up. I thought
How do they know
How does he know how does he know by the way they type your full name
Yo, okay, let me just explain that really quick. Have I eliminated you called out BB drop down and I
Post-scanned somebody drop down so I thought that was the baby and then baby was behind me
So two of them drop down drop down to drop down
Simultaneously, and then they typed Nicholas Douglas steward and all Chad. This is
Get a band we're gonna roll back. Yo, they didn't even drove me
They just it was like right when the delay caught up. They were down there
Yeah, baby instantly jumped through the window and then jumped immediately down the hatch also the first round
They were like trying to wall bang me through a window and then native me without joining me again
Yeah, this is a full on like tonight I
Swear to God like I've just never like played champs and like found them to be like moral humans ever
It's always like something. I'll never just like play champs and be like oh this guy outplayed me
They're either like hacking or stream sniping. That's it period
Or they're like a Q snipe of like a five stack
I've never like played a champ and be like damn this guy outplayed me. It's always like some bullshit
So it's a lot of fifteen minute. All right, I mean minutes. I need stream sniping. Stop coping
All right wait he responded wait was it one of the champs who sang it pointy
Why I have sure modes was it one of the champs like this is name match up
Wait, if you have sure mode isn't it the same for you? It's a emerald to emerald to
Well, it's pointy queued with the champs
Wait so have eyes he typed and I float
No one seems like they keep coming. Yeah, he typed Stuart. Nobody is sniping it. Stop coping
So he knows I accused him of sniping without me typing it
We just confirmed he's my friend. He said no, I'm not
It's all good.
Oh, it's rerun this shit, bro.
Come on.
What's a little adversity, huh?
They have an anti-cheat.
He's not sniping.
Bro, this guy typed Nicholas Douglas Stewart
with no reply, like no one's even talking to him.
And then he said, and I quote, no one's sniping.
Again, no one typed to him.
So he's just listening to the stream.
And then I got double drop down on without a drone.
No one like Lacey like that.
They're already in a bunker.
I think we should go over there.
Main double.
Main double's not shot.
I'm just getting doped to be gone, bro.
This shit's so corny.
who's a zombie bro he could just be listening but your problem is you have no
logic like it's like I just you can tell by how they're playing you don't just
like double clear randomly without a drone this is so winnable
all right i was behind the fucking wall it's all good yo i'm piping yo can i break the wall
on c4 over 90 have you have a cam on it yeah i what i want to see let me know what you see
yeah can you see 90 or no yep they have cams look at my arc that's where it's gonna land
top right top right top right okay i can't land like by the brown best like by the brown best
maybe i can't see your arc okay i'm just gonna listen for it so just go off healing
Capcans over people is gonna die
They're both there have a pillar he's on the pillar
Go guys good work good work good work
Maybe I'm assuming your vigil yeah, I'm assuming your vigil or
I'm just saying like it's not like he's in the stream harassing me it's like you can tell by how he's playing that he's sniping they randomly two man cleared me downstairs a minute into the round with no drones simultaneously and then he typed my full government name it's like it's not like one thing leads to stream sniping
by how he's playing that he's sniping they randomly two man cleared me downstairs a minute into the round with no drones simultaneously
and then he typed my full government name it's like it's not like one thing leads to stream sniping the reason
i have never falsely accused somebody of sniping in my life is because it's like there's multiple pieces of the puzzle
But yeah, a classic excuse stream snappers make is like, I just wanted to see your reaction.
I'm just chatting with Chad after the game. It's like, no, you two man cleared me without
a drone a minute into the round, type my government name, your stream sign. Like if he never
typed my name, I'd be like, ah, like maybe they're not sniping, but it's like, they
should type my fucking name.
Also, they're replying in text chat.
And then he's replying in text chat. I have stream remote on. Like he shouldn't
even know he's playing me. The fact that he knows he's playing me should tell you enough.
Maybe use your drone to locate a bomb.
Oh, and three high flies?
Somebody's got to be at the bottom and it's me.
True. This is true. And listen, every great stack in R6 needs a rock.
You need a motherfucker who's going to go 0 and 9. And that's what I do.
You need a motherfucker to go 0 and 9. You need a punch in the eye.
You need this to be the-
I've never done that.
Yeah.
It's so obvious the fact that people are questioning it
hurts my brain.
Well, here's the thing.
Half of it's rage bait, but then the other half of it,
like the Siege community, there's nothing people love
more than like cheaters in the Siege community.
It's like their favorite thing ever.
They love defending like wall hacks and shit.
Or common prefire, common wall bang.
Like, I swear to God, the Siege community
will die for cheaters.
It's insane.
Yo, we might be able to like rush that
man
Who's next to me how by their jinx I'm probably down
Hard right hard right to heart right or no one hard right one hard left. Oh, you want it down?
Yo, is it a stop like are they over there? Are they like study time?
Yeah
I'm about to take an ungodly amount of space.
Just, while you're in the study door, how do they know no one's there?
Dude, he's on brick store.
This is what I mean.
Check.
See how they play?
He's gonna turn around and shoot my drone.
Watch.
He's gonna turn around and shoot my drone.
Give it like five seconds.
So we need brick store.
Yeah.
No, no, still still.
Oh, another one, yeah.
Yeah, still, still, still.
And another one's coming.
And you just shot your drone.
Another one's coming.
You shot my drone?
What did I say, chat?
What the fuck did I just say?
Oh, it's a different kid.
Oh, it's a different kid on top.
That guy was bricks. Two of them were bricks, bro.
It's like, they just want to kill me so bad.
Yeah, they're just running at you.
It's like, it's not even good to be playing like this.
They just really can't help themselves.
Fuck, they still work, son.
I'm gonna puke on my fucking ass.
I'm gonna walk around here.
One steady speak, peek in the study window.
Is your on the window still, Jinx?
He's peeking the study window from deep.
Oh, like from, like site?
Like site?
Yeah, peeking it.
I'm not peeking it.
Yep, peeking it from site.
Still there.
Still setting up peeking the window.
Still peeking it.
Dead.
See how bad he wants to kill me?
Did you see this?
Tube, tube, you're right.
You hear him?
Yep.
Did it pop us?
Yo, this guy's in closet.
I'm not gonna get him.
I think they've got their highbites on this wall.
There's three of them.
Two.
Yeah, there's three.
They're all over there.
Yeah, there are.
All right.
There's a soloist over there too.
There's no role where we can just walk inside here.
I mean, they're going to follow you.
Yeah, I mean, they're like seven seconds to the left.
I have a study cam, though, if you go.
I have a study cam.
Bro.
Go, go.
You see this.
Yeah, you're good.
You're good.
Bandit's out of sight.
Go study quick.
Study quick.
Soul of Scythe.
Go left, have a sight, too.
You ran to study door.
Study door, Nick.
Study door.
On that door.
Did he walk in or no?
No, I just think he's on the door.
I think one's going to flank your main.
I swear he's close.
My flank you?
Watch your flank real quick.
Pretty shot of me from psych though.
Yeah, OK.
Wait for your teammate.
Your teammate's baiting.
15 seconds left.
I'm going to like your teammate literally
not even walking.
Oh, he's in 90, he's in 90.
He's on the bug.
I have to stack this.
The smoke should last long enough.
Five seconds.
I
There's two smokes by the way, and he shoots his first bullet is my head
Bro, they want to kill me so bad. They're like running to me out of sight
Yeah, it's not even like they're holding the diffuser like they're like running to me like out of sight
I'm I said that's what me
I should have told you to stay with me because I knew one would run out my door when I was reloading
No, no, no, that's crazy. Like I went up
Um, I went over to Jinxie and then I went down. I was just going to go up a thorough. There's three of them
So there was one in my bathroom one in my statue
and then
Yeah, I mean look, let's be honest
They're there if they're running at Jinxie mean you need to like make the play inside or some shit. Yeah
Yeah, let's just go inside the most obvious spot boggles. I have nine seconds left
I'm one HP and I threw two smoke grenades down she first bullet head shot me like what do you want me to do?
I got the plan. I can't like run do some dream spot those nine seconds left. I'm one health. I
Should have took site earlier, but I don't know where the fuck that guy was
Anything but accountability it's called addressing the 900 pound elephant in the room bro
These guys are blatantly sniping and the way they're playing as long as you have an IQ above 80
You can tell they're sniping to bro left site to like chase me around
Oh, you know, can you not just get this kid banned for stream stepping now? Oh, you definitely can I
They said it's to us now. I just have to like
Yeah, like I'm thinking I'm not
In the match. Yeah. Yeah
And then said to my response your stream sniping no one's sniping yet
I didn't type that in chat. So just 100% dead giveaways in the stream.
Can anyone just like play straight up? Like there always have to be some like whack shit.
Should I swear to god though it's the age old problem. The more competitive the game,
the more cheating there is. Period. Like I swear to god if most high ranks aren't even good
they're just immoral. Like I'm gonna be out of this like... Not all, but like most high ranks just
have no moral compass. Yo shoot my cap can, do it, do it. Dude put a cap can in my memory.
Legion's running out where I spawned. Like it's just fuck! Give me a second.
I mean, let's just the elephant in the room high-fives is oh and for
Get on my camera, please
Yeah, I even see him
Okay, still so still lesion still lying down still
Let it eat. Oh my wait. What are you? What are you? I've been jumped into five the Nari trap crawl crawl
I can get you actually got a seven second. I got one
All right, they're gonna just swing us where's the diffuser high bride you have it if you survive ice nope
I did not I was making a good high-five. You got captain drop down ready to have him drop downstairs
Let me go we have to like do oh do look like books
That's true. Yeah, me and me and they kind of took them for now. I have a pixel
I jump in that window there's five denari traps in a leisure mind
Mingo, you were right though
Because I just I just went from the opposite side of the map and I just walked in it's all free
Yeah, they're just they're just going straight to Jinxie gets out played equals streams tonight
No, it's Types, Government, Name, and Chat, two man clears me without a drone and then
says I'm not sniping after I didn't even type in chat.
He just said, oh, no one's sniping.
So yeah, all three of these factors is a 100% chance at least one or two of them is stream
sniping.
The fact that they two man cleared me means they're 100% two of them are sniping,
100%.
or he's an anti-cheat, though.
Yo, Patrenko, do I have to spell this shit out for you?
I'm not even getting, I'm frying them.
I'm not getting out, Blade.
Like, let's get this straight.
I own these cock-suckers.
They're not better than me.
They're just sniping.
Type in chats.
Come on, Barry.
I'm getting a little bit more bulls**t.
Who delivered the diffuser like it was Papa John's
It was like downstairs
No, what's it go?
26 cats. I've got a good study. It was all free. I've been chat
Yeah, Joe's really the truth, bro. All right. Listen, bro. They're gonna be trower dining lock this shit in
We get a lot of you know for winning this day have two champs
No, but yeah, I'm just gonna be honest, bro
the higher right if you're in a competitive game higher-ranked players
normally aren't better at the game than you they're just immoral they have no
morals like I'm gonna be honest like most high ranks aren't even good they
just literally will do anything to win they will do any and he's just shot my
Oh my fucking god
And you keep ran downstairs to shoot my drone
Yeah, love they're gonna be taking these windows. Yep. They are
I need to know that shit that's a pretty important thing. He's stuck in that corner. All right, he's not
Dude, I can get it
Shoot
Are they like lint trading?
Bro, like these guys are so...
Stop it! Like what?
Why? Why? Why?
I'm the best ever!
Bombsnake.
One tap this guy again, yell on the goat.
I'm gonna get a drone in the bathroom.
Hold breaks, I'm at'lls.
The bathroom's clear?
You can probably take bathroom, I have a camera in this.
walkable. Yo, so let's try to crawl. So let's try to crawl.
Yo, put the hat, come on come on. It's laying down.
Yo, brick store, brick store, brick store.
Get in my backpack. Hold up, hold up.
Get in my camera, hi guys.
Okay. You see anybody in Asher?
Uh, no.
Alright, take a look. Yo, right in Asher, right in Asher.
Just right in Asher.
Who is it? Who is it?
On four pink, standing.
On four pink standing.
I'm coming up. I can, I can, I can ask for one.
I can ask for one.
I'm in Ryan come out come out
Yo this guy's in Astro Ryan, but Monsy's fun stat like me like me. Yep. I saw
I'm holding it. I'm holding it. If you want to forget about him. I'm holding him
If you want to forget about him, I'm holding him
but Nick like what do I do I think you swing the guy an aster on me I have
your back I don't know we have no do not you know fuck this guy swing the
other guy I got you back I got you back I got you back trust me nice I got you
back yeah I got you back come on if you you guys have to play for kill here
Walk out on still
Oh, I want to beat these fuckers so bad
Going a little stream-sacking fucking delinquents
Jinxie, I'm not even kidding. You said hold bricks door. I'm getting impacted below
Bricks door. I'm getting impacted blow. I came to anything
Mingo you're the one that run you're the truth. You know how about it's all good
It's all good. We got this. How about somebody has to be the punching bag man. I'll take that suck
I hate these motherfuckers on the other team like I want to win so bad not all these guys
But those two fuckers that cleared me on round two like I actually I actually want to beat these guys so bad now
Wait y'all wanted to win all right. Let me turn out
I didn't realize y'all wanted to win
Everything's like like for you low gamer and everyone this you know, I low key need this speed like speed I need this come on
Come on. What do you do?
it. Bro can't even wear a shirt properly. It's not inside out. Is it inside out? No,
it's not. It's not. Don't drink me up. Oh yeah, guys. One of us might, I'll grab the
diffuser. Don't worry. 25 years old can't dress. Buggles. Again, very nice today. Buggles,
this is a weird shirt so it looks inside out. It's fine. It's true. I'm gonna be
fucking truth. You'll have an idea. Take the diffuser and literally just protect
it like a baby and just take them all away from the site you know the fucking
like door of study the study window I have one tap this guy outside window
twice he keeps like quick peeking me on he wants to go so bad mean I advise will
push study doors we're gonna float I advise don't let me die this time we
We got this.
I'm going to get it below and nomad everything.
I'm trying to be instructing for Unclear, all right?
So you got to make them more clear.
Nicholas, why do you keep on cooking?
Well, he's spanking all his plants.
Wait, our window?
Our window?
Our door?
Our window.
Actually?
I think.
Actually, our window.
OK.
No one's there.
I think you heard the door.
You heard the door.
I'm going to the Jinx before.
I'm changing up.
I've asked him a lot.
I heard the door then can you know that the door dick done
God no matter what I should brow one stop main
I
Think he's hard right?
Get in below and get these slow mats down. I think I drew a lot. He's like I don't know where my camera
You'll love main entrance is clear. Yeah, I'm down three drones
I got a drone. Don't worry bro nomads check see I'm like covering flanks and swings
Outside the fucking building. Can you know that my door? Please I did study door. Do they break it? I did
Don't know like my door
What the shit bro 90 walking 90 right now the soulless shot cam
Main I hear some main
Make all walking I mean
My timing is so fucking ass. I don't see his head and then he swings
as I shoot my body I'll beat the brakes off you motherfucker shoot my fucking
body secured hey demon live in in GTA I'll beat the shit out of this guy you
bought this mingo don't spectate me come on walk oh my god fries
Come on, whoop.
Suppressor is whimsical.
Suppressor F2 is-
Oh my god.
Yo, Nicholas.
Never mind.
Don't say my name.
Yo, I'm having a rough day.
Yo, high-bives.
I'm like, yo, one in seven, I don't care.
Hey, been there, gunman.
Getting perspective is egregious.
Whoa, okay.
So, Nicholas, you know, you know we had a- I planned that round, right?
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Suey, Stu.
Don't, don't, don't, don't.
Mingo, listen.
We had a plan.
Listen.
Who's USB?
You go across the map.
You track the three stream diapers and mean high-fives.
Yeah, we had a plan.
Instead, you spawn with us, push with us, and then Jair Bear gets first beat.
Yeah, but I love it how two brown shoots my body.
It's like, yo bro, I know you have a little dick.
You don't have to tell me every round.
Like, I know you have a little cock.
This guy's in the stream typing, shooting my body,
stream-styping.
Like, yeah, bro, I know you have a one-inch, bro.
Shooting my body.
Like, I think that's the first time you've killed me, too, bro.
Guys, the thing is, I was, like, 1% trying this whole game.
Now I'm gonna lock in.
Yo, hi, guys. I'm gonna be honest.
Sit that ass on Clash.
Yo-la.
Sit that ass on Clash, bro.
I'm done, bro. I'm done.
Yeah, I'm very open about my penis. It's like ridiculously average guys like I'm I don't have a small penis. It's just average
It it it looks nice though like my doctor like actually cleaned my shit out the area keep the box protected
I have a nice look at tip
My tip is like burgundy rad it looks clean
about you and the way that's good to a black-eyed charm for a black-eyed charm
for my penis oh I think they did us with my dinner man I was gonna say the
shit just keeps getting worse and worse I'll get a first look at the word just
don't look my way they're coming bro if you're live with a one second delay
I promise they're in there. Yeah, they've probably been sleeping. I don't know what they're doing. They're sleeping you
Nobody's bottoming I'm Nick Nick. I'm just gonna follow you and play
Let me paint you Nicholas
Monty's literally one HP while alive.
Yo, they're all repellent. Three studybots? Monty's one HP. I'm not kidding.
Three studybots? I'm gonna bait for all mine, Loki. Nah, they know.
Bottom-Ain't-Shot Camp.
Hold on.
Okay, this is so stupid twitches. Okay Monty's one twitches one you guys can win this which is like 40 health Monty's a 20 health
Wait, I really just made the plan. I really just made the play
All right Monty's
Monty is low as fuck. I'm not kidding. I hit him a lot. Oh, there's a suit downstairs baiting each other
why is she shitting on me like that
I'm in big leagues bro, I'm in brawls
what the fuck, how about it?
guys again, someone's gotta do it and I'll take it to play
yo how about it, you punted my shit to the moon this game
guys again, I got y'all next game, this game I really wasn't trying
Yo, fuck that noise! I need that elo!
It's all good. I think we can win this.
I think we can get all bad.
Yo!
Y'all are all friendly.
Yo, I'm gonna be honest, bro. Like, good ass try out there.
Whoa.
Dude, nice mechanics, Ash. How many facets did you win, bro?
Well, so they could be cheating. We don't know yet.
Is it curvy agency?
Uh, when I'm a wreck, slightly to the left.
When I'm a wreck, slightly to the left.
You're trying, I'm going to be honest, like that was the most disgusting game of siege I've ever played in my life.
Like, I need to go, but when I say ban Villa, ban this shitty ass map.
Yo, but it's literally just snagging. That's all I'm trying to do.
But like, I can carry another map. I can't do it on Villa.
You did good that game. I just launched our shit to the moon.
Guys, again, if I drop one more kill, like, if I drop one kill again,
I'll be sending my recognition order to um
To ambi
I'm not kidding
I don't think I don't think I'll make it to the stack bro
Bro good try though. Like it was good try. We did here's the thing
I've been playing cs and I don't think things correlate like I can't just hop on the game
Jinx you are washed admit it dug. Uh, nope my stats are fine. I don't
yo I like I'm sort of just like doing good every game yo get the fuck out of my
chat Patrino you've been actually hating for the last hour thank God it's not the
same stack I'd rather get mugged than play those guys again just somebody with
like a orbital V sat on me I'm good I'm good no bad no man yeah I think no
It's not even a bad shot here, but what I actually want I just want shallay your bank. No, I'm gonna be honest
Jinx, you know the the map pool for next season away or yeah, so I actually saw a tiktok clip
They're removing organ from ranked. All right, you know, you know, they're pretty good. What?
Sky scraper
I actually like skyscraper
But like I literally every time I get organ I want to come in my pants
So wait, skyscraper and something else, right?
Manga?
Um, wait, what are they taking out besides Oregon?
No, but I mean, they could always add in more maps.
You're checked logically, though.
Let's think about this.
I think it's just guys.
I think like Ubisoft.
So they take coastline.
I love the soft, bro.
So I like, I love Ubisoft.
I love this game.
I'm very honest about this game, bro, because I love the game.
Ubisoft removing content isn't actually updating the game.
Like guys, removing Oregon from the ranked pool, that's not an update, all right?
That's just like making the game worse.
All you need to do, Ubisoft, is just add a new operator every season and a new map like every
two seasons. Let's not try to like slither removing Oregon as an update, guys. It's not an update.
Warly thinking about gifteeerrrrr. It's called change.
Come on. Yeah, but like I'm fine with anything, just not removing Oregon from ranked.
No one wants that.
Wait, also, they already reworked Oregon,
so why are they removing it?
We need to locate a bomb.
Well, Oregon got reworked.
They were working to rework.
Yeah, they were, no.
It got like three maps for rubber.
Yeah, they updated their graphics or whatever.
Yeah.
They're just bored.
I mean, they're going to bring back Oregon next season.
But if it's not, instead of like removing good maps
from the right pool, how about we wait for it,
drop more maps.
Or, I know dropping maps is hard, just new ops.
New Ops is more important than maps, because like, you play a new map like once every seven games, you play a new Ops every fucking game.
Like, new Ops need to be mandatory every season.
God, they're like middle floor.
It's fine, I'm fine.
I think they should also like, to change the meta in the game, they should just add like random scopes to random characters.
Five seconds before insertion.
Or the community chooses the map, horrible idea, like the community would just choose the same map.
Make your way through replication and abuses.
Yup.
They just dropped a map, bud.
Yo, let's not turn into a R6 stick rider.
They haven't made a new map.
They've made one map in three years, bro.
Let's not applaud this.
Like, I love Siege.
I care about the game, so I'm going to be honest.
They don't release enough maps.
Period.
I'm flying out.
I'm in sight, Nicholas.
This is in sight.
One map every three years isn't cutting.
I'm going to distract them on the windows.
I'm in.
I'm going to get vert.
That's vandit.
Nice.
The castle was on me like bottom left main
9 hit the castle
I'm giving birth
It's like dude, I know you're gonna do it
Can you hold those head holes?
I'm in such a good spot, I'm going to kill this guy when he comes up West Plains.
I'm about to out them done.
Loving my teammate flashes me.
I'm actually in the best spot ever.
Oh, on the K9 door, on the K9 door.
Oh my god.
On the K9 door.
This guy's stuck on my yellow thing.
If anyone cares, this is a free kill.
You got to kill the K9 door.
Last one K9.
wait no no no don't get on the side
come on
I have the patience of a deep sea fisherman man
come on
god damn
you guys are dick writers
Slab you
just played that perfectly
chat saying yikes
are you planning
to watch EWC tomorrow morning
chat what time is EWC grand finals
for Fortnite
and can I look at the leaderboard
I look at the leaderboard because that does sound fun. That's like a morning segment. What time? I love watching comp for night
You need perms also free WC. I think you do perms. I don't even know brow
I don't even know. Oh it starts at 6 a.m. Yes T. All right chat. I will not be there
6 a.m. Fuck me. I'm gonna be like knocked out at 6 a.m
6 a.m. Yes T
Lacy leaks everything what a lacy leak slap one up to it. I
Made free dollars
That's a super chat. Oh, no
That's a $3 donation
What is this?
Like what are like I was going off by ron Mingo these clips I put them back now I got two
Not bad kid could do a little butter. What the fuck does why beb I mean RJ?
What are you typing you weirdo?
Like what is this well oh where for my research project will do a collab and I can tell you if it's average
It's big trust me. It's bigger than your hairline time out Nicholas Stewart troll like you're a sicko, bro
What are you tight guys the truth?
They have a valk playing below.
What is this shit?
I'm gonna drown you in.
What is that?
Find that valk.
What is that?
I'll find her, just shoot that main door down and run in it.
I won't let you die.
Okay.
I'm in.
Reload!
If you die, I'll five gift this year channel.
Okay.
I'm shooting it down and I'm walking in.
down stairs on here
So I wait or do I go yeah, give me one second closest bottom list
Where do you think that bucket went high by I'm in over here
Basement how about ramming that bitch run 45 full sprint full sprint wait
45 kitchen clear they're up they're up kitchen clear I could like knock you out
Mr. Bad drone for me, honestly, all right, kid. Yeah, you're the truth for getting one
Still there, still there.
Highbites, get on this flank cam.
Yo, I have 30 flank camps. Highbites, if I get flanked, I'm literally gonna take your mod away.
Highbites, get on that flank cam. I have 30 flank camps.
I'm on it, I'm on it. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill you.
Where are you, Nicholas? I just got flanked.
Place planning.
I'm on Mingo's flank cam.
Mom is down.
Running up blue! Running up blue! Running up blue!
Nicholas, that's you.
Shot, kid. Nice!
Shot, shot, shot.
Another one yellow. Yeah, I see that's why we get on playcams. Hi
Come on. I'm so talented. Let me see. Let me see. Bad phones. Maybe we should just stick to this. You're the
truth. Come on. What? What do you see? I'm position myself. Where I get jump scared by
Where was he?
All right, oh, I don't know, bro.
Yo, all right, Chad, I'm going to need some context.
What's happening?
What is this?
Guys, I need context.
Bebe, why?
Why?
What is this?
What the fuck are you guys typing?
What is this?
What is this, bro?
You guys are, like, sick.
Chad, I think that's my favorite speak
clip of all time.
Come on, whoop.
Like that's my, and then he gets one pumped.
Y'all come on, guys ready?
Yeah.
Bro, but like, can we do like a three man rush?
I'm just, no, no, no, fuck this.
I'm so good, god damn it.
I do good at every fucking game I play.
I'm just a blessing to have on your team.
Legitimately.
Like, if you're solo queueing and PC ranked
and you happen to cross paths with me,
just pull out of your leader
and start stroking it at a medium pace
with no lubricant as long as you're 18 plus.
I'm gonna go positive.
I'm gonna be alive. I'm gonna get first place.
I'm such a humble king. I have a plate for a skill.
I'm just down here.
I have a good play.
Don't give me a ball.
All right, everybody. I'm going to go blitz.
You're my pawn, Jixi.
I don't even know what the fuck that means.
Just spot on me, son.
I'm trying to go.
I got to see what's up there first one.
That sounds like they're upstairs again.
I think they're upstairs again.
All right, so we're gonna do the Luletters.
What are we gonna do?
The Luletters.
We call this the Luletters.
Where do I spot her?
On the right?
On the left side, or there?
Hold on.
Do I spot her on ramp?
Oh my God, they're laying down here.
This is free.
Spot on me.
10 seconds.
Are you ramping?
Yeah, I'm on blitz.
What are we doing?
Mingo.
I spawned on blitz.
Yo, also Mingo is wrong. This castle is just setting up downstairs. No exactly. That's the that's the whole thing
Jairbear, they're playing down. That's free psychic one. Oh
Mingo
Mingo, what are we gonna do?
Bathroom window you have a seven second. I'm in here. I'm in here. Come on. What are you doing?
Come on come on. All right. I'm gonna go right
So I needed your
Yeah, you said it
There is one
There's something's one
Thanks for high-five
Don't high-five me
How about Splant?
I'm getting kill hungry
I'm getting kill hungry. That's awesome. That's how you do it. That's how you do it.
Yeah, I don't know they prep that window first. That's actually good guys nice nice. Let's go man. See chat
This is what happens when I'm not getting stream sniped for no clean win instead of the next one
Yeah, man girl. It's very confused. I said you needed me and then you just hop
Well, how about if you think I expected them to close the window?
Oh, it was prepped.
Okay, yeah, so they removed that about Blitz ages ago.
Yeah, that jump through window shit.
Okay, then Minko's not really wrong.
He needed you, but then it was prep.
Yo, jumping in a prep window is crazy, though.
Like nine times out of 10, that means they're like close.
But what else?
Yeah, what else, yeah.
The things alcoholics do.
Bro is annoying as fuck today.
Appreciate that, mind of boy.
Why laugh?
You're the truth.
Ron broke his PC playing GTA V?
How do you even rage in that?
Ron's gonna break his PC and chain together.
That's gonna be actually raging, Bruce Lee.
If we get to the top and then like low Spock's up,
that's gonna be really,
that there's gonna be some like broken friendship
in those two, three days, bro.
E-16, negative five.
Truth.
You rage the whole time?
Wait, did I rage in GG5?
I don't think I did.
I think I just had a good ass time.
Did I rage?
I didn't even rage in Minecraft.
But then again, it's hard to rage when you're the one selling.
You know what I mean?
That goes for all gaming, bro.
How are you gonna rage when you're the one selling?
Like in Minecraft, I didn't really rage because I was the one selling wrong, you know?
I guarantee you I get a frost maddinger
5 seconds in Cali.
Oh, Nickless, that was broken for a reason, Nickless.
It didn't look like it meant to be broken, man. It was like scatter.
Let me know if they're on the rocks, Ryan. I'm going to spawn Peek and Goodag.
Yeah, now I'm the truer.
They have a Cali, so does that mean Cali's going to be on the tower? I'm going to jump out on the tower?
Why do they use robots to do a center?
Don't know who shot me?
who's dead fuck what was that who's dead already is it a high-fives no I'm not
echo I don't play that dog shit up
I
My window Nicholas bathroom are down. Whoa, I
Wouldn't beat this zero
Repelling this fuckers repelling got the claim we're up in a window
For this fuckers repelling that's Cali dad
I
Still solar still solar. Yeah, so solid they got a swat team on me
What's mean one of those main yeah, I'm on when he's feeling that walking when he's doing that. Oh god, what's left?
No point. They have a banker, right? They have a thinker
That guy is literally one HP on the Dock when you got him.
Who the fink out of that? Well they have a fink inside.
The good one. I don't know if the fink is dead.
I could have slung down in front of a drone.
Alright.
Repelling?
When's walking up solar?
Repelling where?
Repelling solar? One walking up solar.
Oh, there's randomly a hole there.
I need to rise like now.
Why is there randomly a hole there?
Guys, one's walking up, he's 1 HP.
Yeah, I bet.
Got what it done.
No, not by Stingbot.
Stingbot, Stingbot.
Nice.
Like when Mr. Pellop, he's going to come up the stairs,
he got off the repel.
Yep, coming up the stairs, 3, 2.
I just, well, man, he's 1, he's 1, he's 1, he's 1, he's 3, he's 1, he's 2.
That angle, Nick.
What were you saying?
Nice!
Mingo, saw him on the side.
Bro, I'm pre-firing off sound, man.
Goddamnit, I'm the best.
Shot, blew up.
Come on, whoop.
WAP? Yo, 5-0 with a 4-0 sweep! I'm about to win a turn out!
Come on, WAP!
Let's go. Let's start the next one.
Yeah.
Yo, am I going to get a 1.6 on PC chat?
Sick, think of the time.
Come on, whoo-augh.
Is your bum hole pink or brown?
Ah, that's a disgusting question.
You know what?
I've been in my entire life.
I don't even know what color my asshole is,
Cause why the fuck would I know?
I literally have no idea.
Yo, can we stop spending this Y baby shit?
What is this shit guys?
Stop, please.
Don't, don't touch it up.
Don't do it.
What the fuck are y'all doing?
What's your dick color?
All right.
Yo, my penis is like a pale white.
with a burgundy slash maroonish red tip average size average width yo what PSA
would your dick be if you sent it in PSA 10 yo bam theme park bro like you
don't got any like stars or anything bro like it's just a perfect 10 now
it's like literally clean I just went stream to this yeah the thing is I love
my penis bro it might be average but I like it like that I like it like that
Yeah, what should I do tonight? Should I watch a movie?
What's a movie I should watch tonight chat that I never seen you want me to come over and play fire truck
The last house watch that I just watched it. What is the last house Mingo? What is on Netflix?
It's a good. Just watch it. Yeah, I think it's pretty good
Yo
Chat once I'm just letting y'all know y'all know once NFL season starts
I'm barely even gonna be streaming yo Sunday Thursday and Monday. I'm doing like part-timer like three hours
Still is a player right now. Oh hell. Yeah, you hold a thing
You just brought up the Pittsburgh Steelers playing a preseason game. Oh, we're looking to the Jets. No, man
I'd rather get the brakes beat off me
Well, I think you know Smithy he's in his prime. He just went seven for the seven sixty five yards in the touchdown
I think he's in the preseason game, bro
this streamer is no good all right I like it like that yeah Chad I gotta do
that voice acting game too I'm so good at that game chat it just crashes oh they
sent out an update so hopefully the house roll I hope they do a bunch of new
maps and like that this is my favorite game of the year that mecha chameleon
yeah there's two websites you can go from we can go like game banana and that
website they have like different maps they're holding over the team freeze
buddy I'm in sight I'm in fucking sight fuck that over
can you ask James to stop playing scene with you and stop in so I can enjoy all
the complicated bomb it's not a bad thing wait you with location and the fuses
now stop yeah mingo talking what's a vape in your mouth gives me the egg
Jack let's stop vaping 2026 guys. Why do you think this is what you did? Breathe air!
Well Nick you know what it is? It's my body my choice.
Your body your mouth cancer. What do you want me to say bro?
We're all gonna die one day bro.
He's right! Oh where?
Clear the blast area!
I'm in!
Are you actually?
I don't even know how I got here. I don't even know
I got here wait what it is I have the
random flank take take take they
only come from bathroom all on God both
last two
Plank Plank Plank
Bombs down
Blant down man down stand down
We're gonna fix with a DMR I never lose this
But how's this a controller Jack ask yourself how is this guy on a controller?
peace out of Moji
I'm frying you if you beat me there. Come on. Let me type this in your chat
You know this emoji means a lot talk to me talk to me talk to me
Like whenever someone whiffs this is like you started it but like it's an emo now if you wave I'm typing this in your chat. Oh
You mean the one where I'm like
It's not the one we're like
Why is a bloater in the bottom left of the screens?
I'm excited for the tournament tomorrow, excited for the 1v1, I'm excited for next season, maybe
top 100 bank out in the chat here.
Bro, James, do you think you could, oh wait, what is the charm?
You have to be what?
Top 100?
Top 100.
Even if I get top 100, I'm still rocking my charm because it's my charm, my drop.
It's like it's top a hundred like console in the night. Yes. I don't know if it's going to console
It starts off on just PC apparently, but you're doing PC tax for that shit
I'm not fucking around
Yeah, they're literally like doing PC
What do you mean new anti-cheat? I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. It's like it's called like Ubisoft anti-cheat
It's like kernel level
It's like what you were talking about it's it's invasion of privacy. They can see anything on your PC
But what do you mean? Is that just for legend division or just like what do you think?
Yeah, I don't know. I think that's just for the full game
What's what I mean that if they do it for this legend division who cares?
But like if they actually have an anti-cheat that's invasive for like emerald diamond
That's like moving in the right direction. How about you're right? How about I need you?
I have a free I have a free be I need to shoot my
door down when I say to me we may go are they
up or down there out though there's things I
should this one I have eyes okay yeah I'll
believe it when I see it or it's like she
doesn't have shit in 11 years
I'm I'm under us I have a name where you
go wait really needs to under you I can
flank him oh is he actually under you
I'm coming. I didn't know that you could see that angle. Mingo, can you leave me to him?
Can you leave me to him? Um, where are you? No, no, he's inside, Jinx. He's inside.
I'm so confused on where this guy's at. All right, I'm just gonna be once you're left and
once you're right, Nicholas, you can flick the guy to the left and help him.
Coming to you? Free kill?
one to the right. Yes. Can I say I get off the floor?
shot. Have eyes. There'll be three situations. I will not peek out. I'm going to be honest.
So if you beat this you will die
You must recover the diffuser minute I got it
Born as a Nick, he's gonna throw it three two one come on. Wow. Hi. Yo, good work over there kittens. You're actually pretty good
Thank you, man
Not much of a Villa player though, huh, Brian?
Oh, sick, bro.
Sick.
You look good today.
Thank you, agent.
Appreciate that, man.
Yo, I don't see a lot of those messages chat.
It goes a long way.
Like for real.
Bro, if you come in the chat and say, you look good today, like, thank you, bro.
That goes a long way, man.
Appreciate that, kitten.
Right.
Jinxie, when is the stream starting?
I'm six hours in. I'm actually winding it down.
Like, what the fuck is that question?
When does the stream start?
Bro, we're on the back nine of the stream right now, man.
Now I'm not doing shit, but Loki, I can't get champ this season
because I have too much shit that I have to do in the next 10 days,
so I'm not like, I don't, I'm not, I'll get champ next season.
It's all good. You don't want it like I do.
Well, no, I just have shit I'm doing.
How do I think about it?
Yo, Mingo, you think I can get champed?
I'm on my third account, almost a champed one.
We need to locate a bar.
That's fashion.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're also the true, what do you mean, Sack?
You're like the best controller player in the world right now.
That's me and you, Mingo, am I right?
Peace sign.
Oh my god, I actually peace signed as you peace sign.
Hunter, negative five.
Hey, Jinxie, slander from the United Kingdom.
Oh, Jixi, you want to know an update about Roller Saturday?
What do you mean, my Saturday? What do you mean?
No, like Roller Saturday, like the OG Roller, rival Roller.
What about it?
They're getting sponsored by Rainbow.
Ten seconds to go.
Who's even planning that, like, Squirtle?
Five seconds before insertion.
Yeah, probably.
I bet you Squirtle's like the best player on console now.
Bound to bomb.
Make your way to the location and defuse it.
I'm- I'm getting excited here if anybody wants to come.
Come with.
shot my head side. Come on I'm turning you in Ash. Ash ready to get active? Good try
kid. I'm inside. Can y'all make sure y'all are in sight soon too? Yeah I'm inside. I'm
timing is disgusting piece of shit Fenrir is close on the door. Why is there a thorn
trap coming in? My timing is disgusting. Shot got drop friendly operator remaining close.
Yo one two attacks but it's not bad kittens. Not bad at all. I'm gonna need a little
bit more for my team though. Who's who are you ace have us? No I'm lying. No you're not.
You're a twitch. Yeah man go you played three ops. I'm gonna face it. God damn. See the
chat this is why you don't ever mag dump to zero because look at how much slower his
reload animation is now. Like it's little things that just check players do. Bro, you
don't mag dump to zero because now your reload animation is like literally a second longer.
You should always be reloading with one or more bullets because there's different reload
animations. There's a reload glitch in the game too. Not like a glitch, but like there's
a fast reload if you do have zero bullets. James, you sorry about your fantasy team?
My fantasy team is fine, you fucker.
Bro, my fantasy team is like just a very comfortable,
like top 16, I'll probably make the playoffs,
which is fine.
Bro, I got the worst pick in the draft, man.
Like, yeah, I wish I could have just got like Gibbs
or Jamar Chase, yeah.
Life's not that easy.
Click, click into one.
Who's thinking about it?
You stay bottom-fragging,
laughing emoji, first-time chatter.
Bro, I went 5-0 last game, ass wipe.
What do you mean I stay bottom-fragging?
I was chilling him, he's taking the game off.
I haven't bottom-fragged in like three games.
I'm not even bottom-fragging right now!
Initiate.
I got some hard support though.
Let him do it.
I heard a drone main.
Shot it?
That's my jammer.
Shot another drone, Batman?
Come on, what?
I shot two drones down here.
Sorry for stepping into your game, bro.
Yo, Grim, my apologies.
Holy fuck!
Wow, he fried me.
Sorry for even, like, getting close to you, bro.
It's a full-on major.
Come on, Mingo.
Come on, Mingo. I know you're a vigil.
Come on Mingo
Mingo's gonna hang that up gonna hold this pixel
Here that comes
Literally right there
I go for a tow shot I
Think you swing with this
It's just the most broken operator in the game.
You actually could have ate that though.
You were 60 health.
Woo-wop.
But I like my health.
Well, yeah, but Siege doesn't like it, so.
God, that is a broken off though.
Because even if you eat that, it's like you're one now.
I don't know if I'm getting it.
Get the fuck off my team. Was that you, I-boss?
No.
Yes it was!
Oh, I'm top right!
Yo, relax a little bit! I'm top right!
I'm dead!
Alright, you did go one and eight on Villa.
Watch your tone.
But okay, fairs, fairs, you actually are not doing bad this game.
Can we please bro band the first one to break it up in the game?
Yo, but check, is that stupid though? Mingle's in a 3v1 downstairs, already hard to win, and then gets two Dokamy calls.
So, your options are to answer the phone and die, which is what he did, or eat the Dokamy call and go from 60 health to 20 health.
Yo, Ubisoft, great work out there, guys.
Let's make an already broken operator even more rage-inducing and then classify it as an update.
I bet you they spent like nine months on that concept too.
Yeah, kind of stupid if you ask me. Wait, didn't the original Dokobie do more damage? I swear it
didn't do 40 at first. Like, I'm talking like the original Dokobie, didn't it do more damage,
Sha? Deadass. The original Dokobie? No, the original, like, the original rework,
bro. Didn't it originally do more damage? I think it was always 40.
Secure the area, keep the bomb. Well, what was that? Just sit on your fire hall here.
Yeah, that's the only thing that changed I think it was just a wrap-up of our calls
You can't do that anymore
My body your choice all right, what the fuck does that mean bro?
Nick you look nice today. Thank you, man
Come on what you got this spade on the wrong guy
10 seconds to insert it 5 seconds to insert it bro it's fucking go bro it's fucking go
bro
spot location is not secure hit a rare one guys if i just keep doing that it doesn't
get rare i'm not gonna hit a rare one for 3 years and then out of nowhere i'm gonna
hit it out of fucking nowhere one of them is pretty packed up
Sending 8 from Poland, appreciate that bro.
One of them is pretty tagged up, I don't know who it was though.
I hit him are y'all
I'm gonna make the plan did you miss I'm gonna make the plan no then he's actually won he's a to see far
He's one on the plank. Yeah, well have eyes. You know, I wouldn't lie to you. Well, if you like it, man
That's another one dead
It's thermite thermite on the thermos on the same door. I mean go
And I think Monty is right I could be wrong. Yeah, I'm just going to be out
There might is full
They're right there, they're just sitting on my flank
I do it
Both there! They're both there!
Who's... uh, Mingo's alive, we want to know.
I think...
Mingo, are you... yeah, you're okay. You're so clean.
One friendly operator remaining.
I've never seen you lose this in my life.
Yep, three positions to play the plant. Perfect.
God, you really get my dick hard, Ryan.
Yeah, but look what...
Yeah, no flashes. No flashes.
Chad, look at Mingo's positioning for the plant.
No
No, what do you think what do you think he's doing here? He's just shitting a little can't do anything Jeff
It's why Mingos so good. Look at how I'm gonna go place this
That's that's in the world
Doesn't wait for the plan
10 seconds ago
Still waiting for the plant look at him. He doesn't force a fight like half the flexi
He's on a pixel see how man doesn't force a fight like half the fucking silvers that play this shit
Yeah Mingo that monster you ate the C4 by the way.
I ate that shit.
That's like some bullshit then I hit him like 10 times.
Jeff when Mingo's in a 1v1 scenario
he takes all the control from the enemy
and brings it to himself.
Like hey, I'm gonna be on a pixel
you're gonna plant and then I'm gonna come to you.
Mingo that's why you turned me on bro.
You play this game so pure.
Jinx he has JSN goodies injured.
What do you mean, JSN's injured?
What?
If JSN's injured, I'm actually like depressed.
You motherfuckers.
Don't fuck and troll me again.
Rather they got JSN just to not deal with injuries.
Pure interns, you want them the same sentence?
Yikes.
I mean Mingo plays the game so pure that it turns me on sexually. Yes, perfect sense
It's just such a it's like he's in such control when he's in 1v1
It's not quick peeking some bullshit. Like it's just satisfying Mingo. We need to win tomorrow get it out
Yeah, I'll try not to get too drunk tonight
Y'all want to go over strategies like uh-uh
You're in a team with ambino not exactly like y'all want to go over strategies or I'll be enough
I would never do that. He's the one be one today. No, it's tomorrow. It was today
And I never said it was today
5 seconds to exertion
Where's this fucker's drone at?
I'm not for it. I hate hearing a drone and not seeing it.
Uh, communication's new.
What is this?
should y'all see it? do y'all see it? do y'all see it?
oh my god it's behind the wing
that is behind the wing
magna is deployed
stop staring
then now that they go this hall
I think it's safe but I have a C4 just ready for them to drop
like to my door it's lapis it's a lapis wait they're dropping i'm giving this
yo gotta come up main gotta come in 100%
this guy's still outside horse or what yeah there's two bidding horse from behind you shot
I have the main stairs come up. I have the main stairs come.
They all over the guys just beating us on a horse. I'm coming to me coming on me coming on me
There's one by
Are you sure I'm gonna sit close to reach with shotgun
One is being it can we bossy ace is what he's being
one the main staircase oh he's dead in three two one my brain in a while for
the last operator standing yeah that's the second time this game I was I
also tell someone when they died I've won one more time I guess this is one
time I've won one again I think I'm the ones that one yeah I was one
jump on get in all right never mind
it's lapis it's lapis
chicko lapis I walk hey guys I'm probably
off man
no worries I'm repeat good right
touch yo good wins good wins
good losses
What's it like in New York City chat what up man guys before we sign off a couple of announcements
We got some peak-ass streams covered up chat. Let me show you all boys the notepad chat tomorrow
August 22, Zim vs. Spoight 1v1, turning after.
So, Jack, here's the schedule.
August 22, which is also known as tomorrow.
Zim vs. Spoight best of three 1v1.
Jinxie cup number two happening right after August 25th. Jinxie versus speed bro V bro who is better gamer spoiler alert. It's probably going to be me August 28th. Chain together with most and Ron until we be it.
We're going to do a lot of IRL segments. There's a chance. Wad is going to pull up. We're going to have a good as time.
September 17th, Alvea Sanctuary IRL, September 18th, Elden Ring DLC marathon, October 1st, beating every boss in Minecraft with stable Ronaldo, November 19th, 100% complete GTA 6.
Now, chat.
As for the Fortnite tournament, the Fortnite tournament is either going to be September, it's probably going to be September 13th.
Probably.
Probably going to be September 13th. I don't know about 100% date yet.
So confirming shit with Epic, but chat. Love y'all boys guys. We got a banger week coming up a banger month coming up a banger year coming up chat spoiler alert.
We're going to stream every day for two years in a row this year. And then after that, I haven't decided yet, but we might go for three years chat. I love y'all boys this week is going to be legendary as you can see in the schedule.
to be a legendary week chat love y'all boys man and i'll catch you guys into the next one
as always in case i don't see you good after