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On YouTube, chat first order of business who enjoyed the marathon. Guys, I got a little bit of a plain story today.
So, my flight goes from.
New work airport to Atlanta, then to Tampa today, right?
So I have like a connecting flight layover go to Tampa.
On my flight this morning from Newark to Atlanta,
I'm not kidding when I say this,
it might have been the worst landing of all time.
We landed on the runway and almost swerved off the runway.
The lady next to me was like,
damn, we came in hot there.
I was like, yeah, and I don't understand.
I don't understand because like
Bro, I don't know how y'all are on planes
some of y'all might be the type of people where it's like
You know when like somebody gets on a plane and they just like throw on headphones and then they just go to sleep
It's like are you not?
Are you not petrified right now?
Bro, are you not absolutely petrified like I'm looking around everybody's got headphones on half of our sleep
I'm like, yo, guys, we almost swirled off the runway.
The lady next to me is like, damn, we came in kind of hot there.
And I'm like, you think we almost died?
We almost died like two seconds ago.
No one else knew or care.
I don't know.
Now chat first thing I just got back home like an hour ago.
Chained together was an absolute.
I mean, guys, it was an absolute fucking movie.
The next, next marathon.
It's going to be early October.
It's going to be me, Ron and Los trying to be hardcore
Minecraft, Ron's going no armor.
I'm going no armor.
I'm predicting 10 days.
I'm not even good enough to be going no armor,
but I'm gonna have to lock in.
I'm predicting 10 days.
It's gotta be cinema.
But yeah, dude, Chained Together was literally legendary.
Like that stream, I say this a lot,
but I feel like I've been saying it a lot lately
because I've just been doing like my favorite streams
lately, but like that is one of my favorite streams ever.
meeting WAD, getting drunk with WAD, meeting Lowe's.
That game, like the way it's designed is just like,
it literally teaches you, even if it sounds corny,
the game literally teaches you,
like if you just don't give up, you can't fail.
You just, you can fall down a hundred times,
you just have to keep getting back up,
which is why I love Chain Together and I love Only Up.
Such a great game.
I can't believe I never played that game in like 2024,
but I'm glad I played it now.
Legendary game, legendary stream, legendary weekend.
Shout out my brother, Lays, high-fives,
for working everything behind the scenes.
Shout out Ron Lowswad for coming.
Guys, literally legendary.
Next thing, we were gonna do the casino,
we literally couldn't.
We couldn't get, why did Riot Games just,
why did League of Legends, was that right?
Why did Riot just auto boot up?
Why did riot just auto boot up?
Next thing, we were going to do a casino stream last night in Atlantic City. I'm kind of glad we didn't because it was really unplanned and impromptu and anti climatic.
But I say this with this, we are go. I don't know when it's going to be. It's going to be before the year ends.
We are going to do a full blown Vegas trip. It's probably realistically going to be like me, Ron, Los Joe bar.
I'm probably some other people too. Like, I don't even know probably more people than that. We're going to get tuxedos. We're going to fly to Vegas.
We're going to get a whiteboard and draw out how we're going to take take down the house. It's literally going to be like the hangover live stream.
So I'm just saying, 2026, it's going to be in 420, 2027, we're going to plan a full on Vegas stream. The four people I know are down is me, Ron, Los and Joe.
We could do something like teams to be to whoever makes more money wins or we could do like.
Yeah, what concept do you think is better for Vegas teams to be to like whoever makes more money wins or like we all have 10 K and we try to run it up to like 100 K.
What do y'all think is better? Oh, also diamond gym.
We're going to do it.
We were talking to Hottie about it.
Um, we're going to block it. We're not going to stream it. It's a horrible idea. There's going to be like 500 people there. We're going to be lagging. It's going to be a horrible stream.
We're going to do it. We're going to vlog it. I don't have the date for that yet. All right. So Vegas strip is coming this year. 100%
Now, I see the chat is spamming messy retired.
And guys, I obviously saw this on Twitter this morning.
I haven't read his Instagram post. I saw that he wrote it out.
I'm just sad, bro. I'm just sad, um, have I could you pull up Messi's Instagram posts? Because he hand wrote it. He hand wrote it. It's like absolutely beautiful, but yeah, messy retired from international football today, chat.
Hi, guys, could you see if you could pull up his Instagram post, I think, if the, if that, I think that translates.
Because I actually don't even know what he said yet on this thing.
But I did see this, you know, I'll give my takes on it at the end, but I think like.
As a messy fan for my entire life, I think I'm almost at peace with it because it is very depressing.
I don't know if I'll ever be invested in football the same way I was watching messy.
And I think I probably speak for a lot of people.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there should be like a, there should be like a translate button though. No.
I think there should be a translate button on mobile. There is.
Oh my God, good shit. I've asked. Okay.
So, messy made this post 7 hours ago. I saw this when I was in the airport.
After all this time that has passed since the finals and after much thought, I want to announce to everyone that I am retiring from the national team.
It was a decision that hurt and still hurts to my core, but I understand that it's the right time. I swear that I always gave my all.
Not just in the last few years when we won everything, but before that too.
I always fought and gave everything for this Jersey to bring you joy and make you proud to be Argentinian through football.
There's not much time left and chapters are closing.
Damn. And this is one that hurts me very deeply. I love, loved, and will always love being on the national team.
I've given everything I have. I have nothing more to give. And besides, there are some great young players coming up who deserve to be there.
Thank you for all the support, all the love and support over 20 years. I'm going to miss hearing you all from the inside so much.
Now, I'm going to be just one of you cheering and supporting from the sidelines in good times and bad even more. So.
Thank you to my family for always being there, for accompanying me on this beautiful, but difficult journey.
Thank you to each and every one of the coaches, teammates and managers that I had the privilege of working with. I take with me unforgettable memories and moments.
I leave with the peace and pride of having given you, along with my teammates, dreamlike moments.
It was incredible to have experienced it with you all. I love you. Thank you God for making me Argentinian go Argentina.
I wrote these words on July 21st, two days after the final today after what happened to my dad. I'm even more convinced than before.
Just literally the goat, man.
It's just like he's so like, he's just like the way he talks. He's just so humble and smart. Like, I just, I love him, bro.
And the fact that he hand read it is so cool.
Like I never even see this anymore. I feel like it's just like a tweet or something.
The fact that he hand wrote it is so cool, bro.
I think it's AI. If you think this is AI, bro, you have a boulder in your head.
Bro, but I'm going to say this though.
I had a feeling that this was coming after the World Cup.
I feel like everybody kind of had a feeling it was coming.
I still believe he's in four years will still be able to play at a decent level internationally.
It's just because the way he plays the game, but I understand his legs are just like so tired.
He literally said that, like he just wants to be done.
Um, but I think I'm at peace with it because, like, for me, I thought Messi's last World Cup was in Qatar. Like, I thought that was going to be the last time I ever watched Messi in a World Cup.
And I'm so glad that it wasn't and I was able to see him play just one time in person.
When I went to that Argentina England game, like, I'm as a kid, I always just wanted to see him with my own eyes, which is cool.
So, I'm so glad that he did 1 last World Cup.
I'm so glad that he did one last World Cup.
I'm very happy.
And yeah, man, he's the go.
Now, Chapp, there's only one thing left.
Maybe I'm delusional.
Six month loan to FC Barcelona for this Champions League.
Chapp, six month loan to Argentina
for this Champions League.
What do we think?
What do we think, bro?
I know he scored four goals like today.
Whoa!
The streamer awards recognize the best of life shooting apply now.
You can apply in this?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Chad, should we do this thing?
But yeah, man.
Last thing I'm going to say, man, Messi's the goat.
Always has been, always will be.
And yeah, bro, we don't have to choose an image advice.
Bro, I didn't even have any pictures of me on my PC.
Hi, does that upload an image?
Or can I just skip through?
Happy 19.
I'm announcing my retirement.
Yo, chat, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, hi, guys, what do I do here?
Cause they're asking for an image,
but I don't think I fucking have one.
I mean, hi, guys, this is the only image I have.
Jesus, what do I do?
Wait, chat, can't you save an image on Google?
Chinksy.
Chat, which image did I use for my streamer award application?
Chat, which image should I use for my streamer award applications?
What do you guys think?
Look up Jinx, see what comes up.
Oh, it says my height's 510. I thought it was going to say like 5'9", or something stupid.
The boulder.
Okay, I'm not using this image.
Chat, you guys think I should use the...
You guys want me to use this image for my streamer awards application? Are you dead ass?
Jinx is in domestic announces retirement. I'm announcing my retirement from rage baiting you.
Hey bro, much respect.
Use the cigar one. This one?
Bro, this one's kind of iconic, though, Chad, I like this one. Chad, this one's actually not,
Chad, this one surprisingly enough is actually not AI. This is my, Chad, this is my jawline.
The cigar one? I mean, is it, you think they're gonna allow smoking in that?
The cigar one is good. Okay, but have I saved low save image as
JPEG your chat. What is it? There's been a JPEG and a PNG if there was a revolver to my head and somebody asked me the difference between a JPEG and a PNG I would just say pull pull the fucking trigger
Yeah, use this crop right here.
Right, guys, my head's going to explode.
Your crop selection is invalid.
Chad, how's this invalid for my application?
How's this invalid?
It's just saying it's too low res.
High-vives help. High-vives, literally pick any image, bro. I don't even care. Just pick any image.
Yeah, guys, I don't mess you retired, man. It's a sad day for football.
But it's also pretty crazy to think he was going to play another World Cup. It's pretty crazy.
But Chad, he's so cute and wholesome, bro. Like, of course, he wrote the letter, bro. Like, God, he's so cute.
Choose recording. Okay. Have I ready?
Allow while using the site.
Hey, it's Jinx here.
How's it going? How's the, uh.
How's the weather?
Chad, what am I supposed to do for this?
Guys, it's like an application.
Hey, guys, it's Jinxie here.
I hope you're doing fine and dandy.
A recording of how your name should be pronounced. Oh, hey, it's Jinxie jinx E or Junko or Nicholas Stewart or the tarpon springs grim reaper. It's kind of whatever floats your boat.
Now, can I submit or link YouTube, okay?
Link YouTube.
What do you mean, ball right?
I am the Tarpon Springs Grim Reaper.
Come on.
All right, Jynxie, hold up, hold up.
No, no, no, no.
All right, link this.
Oh my God, I need my keyboard.
Okay, okay, boom, boom, link this, link this, bang.
Why are they not letting me submit?
What the fuck else am I missing?
Instagram?
Or I don't even, do I have to do this?
Okay, I have eyes where.
Yeah, Instagram. Add Twitch. You need to click replace.
Jinxie, you need some life changing dick in your life.
Black balls, 4321.
I still don't know how you haven't been banned, timed out, suspended, anything.
You've been typing this brain dead message for a week.
The name recording didn't save.
Tiny American brain.
Why did you sneak in American?
Hey, it's a jinxie.
The pronunciation is jinxie altogether jinxie.
What am I supposed to do?
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
It's just bugged, fuck it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hi, guys, this looks new.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Bro, this is such a fucking, hold up.
Okay, now what, what, what do you do at us?
Yeah, guys, it's a video file man.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, now my YouTube link again, okay.
Hey, hi guys, it's me.
Can you turn the game down your mic?
I think it went up and it's really loud when you yell.
It's the same mic as before.
Yeah, but turn the game down because every time you yell it just starts my ears.
Okay, how about I'm ready.
How did that sound?
Yeah.
I mean it sounds like you have CTE but that's normal. All right. I'll see you later, bro. See you.
Okay. Okay, chat. Here's the next thing. Please fill out. Okay. Hey, how's it going? My name is JXC. The pronunciation is JXC.
Oh my God, it worked. Yes. Okay. Best music streamer.
Whoa. Oh, wait, this is nominating myself.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Chad, this is nominating myself.
Okay.
Click all of them. You want me to nominate myself for best Vtuber.
That's what you want me to do. You want me to nominate myself for Sapphire award.
Make sure you don't click gamer of the year. Okay. All right. That's why. Okay. Okay. All right. Best music streamer. No, I've never made a song. Best creative art streamer. No, I'm not creative or artistic. I am autistic.
Best roleplay streamer? No. Best mobile? No. That would be probably K-Dreal. Best brand partner?
No. I'm not a brand partner. Hidden gem? No. Best battle royale streamer? No. Best fighting game
streamer? No. Best ma-more pig streamer? No. I still don't know what that is.
is best Fortnite streamer, no.
Best cozy game streamer, no.
Best speedrun streamer, no.
Wait, what do I do?
Best sports streamer, no.
Probably like flight, to be honest.
Best Minecraft streamer, no.
Low-key Dr. Donut.
Yeah, what do I, wait a minute.
What do I do?
Best FB- Oh! Oh! Wait a minute! Wait a damn minute! Okay, okay. Best strategy game streamer,
nine. Best reality streamer, stable Ronaldo. Best IRL streamer,
stable Ronaldo. Best vertical live streamer,
Now stream game of the year. Ooh, way chat stream game of the year. What do you guys think?
Yeah, what do you all know for stream game of the year?
Secured one of them.
This is what I'm talking about. No, no, this is what I'm actually talking about. Hi guys,
you find a clip that like literally has 50 likes. Hi guys, this clip has 200 views.
How do you find this? Hi guys, I legitimately think you're in like a Discord hate server.
So yeah, I'm going to nominate myself for best FPS streamer, okay?
Stream game of the year.
Ooh, it's not going to be GTA 6 because this award show is like one week before GTA 6.
It's not, Chad, it's not going to be GTA 6.
This award show airs on November 12th.
GTA 6 November 19th.
It physically can't be GTA 6.
It's going to be like Mechachameleon.
Yeah, it's going to be like Mechachameleon.
Best content group core. I don't even know of anything that's even close to core. If you want to be honest.
That's the international streamer. I don't know.
I don't know. Best stream duo.
Chad, do you think do you think there's a chance me and Ron could win this?
Chad, do you think there's a chance me and Ron could win this, bro?
I think there's a chance, bro. I think there's a chance best streams collab
Bro, I mean dare I say yesterday
Dare I say yesterday like bro. We got loose out of the house
Dare I literally say yesterday
Best marathon stream dare I say yesterday best streamed event
This would be like, I'm going to say a lot of extremer games.
I'm going to say a lot of extremer games.
What else chat? What else can be in here?
I'm going to say a lot of extremer games.
Oh, super you, super you, super you.
Yep, yep, yep, fairs.
Best stream series.
I don't really know too much about these.
I don't know too much about the stream series.
Chat, what would this be considered?
Chad, what, wait, Chad, hold up, hold up.
What is, oh, I'll be a Sanctuary would be a series, yeah.
Chad, I'm still going to that.
Yo, last time I'm changing the date on this, I swear, my Fortnite tournament is September
20th, the streamers we have for this, it's literally insane.
Chad, I'll tell you, everybody we have for this so far, this is in one day.
So this is in one day, this is in one day, this is in one day.
Jack, this is every streamer we have for the Fortnite streamer duos tournament, no pros.
Jynxie, I'm probably not going to play, I'm going to watch.
Bradley Martin, Courage JD, Vic Star, Ludwig, CypherPK, Deji,
Phase adapt phase rug agent mr. Arthur flight
Flight reacts is in the four-night tournament
Russell angry jinge most poros TV Valkyrie yummy soil
Royal penguin tea banks Tyler one only pixel it's Timmy
Nadexie probably gonna put them on a team with me on any roux Garfield is doc
We've got 40 people in a day in a day. Oh, and also vanilla mace is playing on a team with KDB. They're going to be a duo. I don't have them in the Twitter group chat because they don't have Twitter, but they're going to be in a team.
day in a day. Oh, and also vanilla mace is playing on a team with KDB. They're going to be a duo.
I don't have them in the Twitter group chat because they don't have Twitter,
but they're going to be in a duo. So there's 45 people in a day.
Insane, Ron. Ron is winning. We're hard nerfing, Ron. Ron and Lacey. So here are the players
that are getting nerfed in the Fortnite tournament. Ron is going to be on a controller and he's
he's gonna have probably like flight on his team.
Oh my God, that's gonna be.
Ron is probably gonna have flight or loss.
Lacey's probably gonna have Marlon.
CypherPK is gonna be on controller.
Lacey's gonna be on controller.
Ron's gonna be on controller.
CurvageJD is gonna be on controller.
If you're one of those like Fortnite YouTubers
or Fortnite streamers, we have to put you on a controller
because there are people in here
literally asking me how to build.
I'm down to have XQC in the tournament. If XQC will play, it's like a 20% chance.
Speed, chat. I asked Speed if he wants to be in it because I know Speed likes Fortnite.
I asked Speed if he wants to be in it. I'll let you know what he says.
But yeah him like dude speed on a team would be in like insane
Jeff what I'm gonna do is I'm not gonna play in it
I want to have the best POV of like everybody at the end game and stuff
So I'm just gonna be watching the games
Good I'm saying
Chat I think but now this is like
Neon is playing in this and Nate XC now just you don't know what I'm talking about if you don't play 2k
I might put them on a team. It's been like six years, bro
I might put neon and Nate XD on the team.
Brodrick and three different drinks at the same time.
Ozzy is going to be watch party.
Faxity is going to be watch party.
It's going to be insane.
I'm probably chat should we watch with Ozzy do you think?
This is going to be September 20th chat.
I've been changing the dates a bunch because of
Epyx alignment and my alignment with my schedule and stuff.
It is 100 percent happening September 20th.
Joe Bart is playing.
Joe Bart is playing in the Fortnite tournament.
Everything I said, chat, there's going to be no pros.
It's going to be 100 streamers.
Now, there's probably going to be some people that drop out,
people that don't show up.
It's probably going to be like 96 streamers.
There will be no pros.
If you're a Fortnite guy with a Fortnite background,
you're going to get nerfed.
It's going to be insane.
Price pool?
I don't have the price pool.
I'm telling you this here and now.
The Fortnite tournament on September 20th is going to be the most entertaining tournament
we've ever done because of how Fortnite is.
You guys know, we've watched like five FNCS like Div Cups with Ozzy.
The end games of Fortnite are actually cinema and when it's a hundred streamers that everybody
knows it's going to be insane. Yeah, Togi's playing. Guys, Togi is going to be in the Fortnite
tournament. I literally, I never even texted Togi about another tournament because I know
he wouldn't want to be in another tournament. Togi, I texted because he got a Fortnite
victory royale tattoo. Togi might be duos with like Steve will do it. Like this tournament
It's gonna be actually insane.
Ken, I asked Ken if he wants to play.
Everybody knows Fortnite.
It's gonna be, this streamer tournament
will be on top of all this Fortnite one.
It will be the best one.
It'll be the best one.
I'm not doing LAN, that's gonna be too hard to set up.
Remote.
Now, Chad, here's my next question.
For this Fortnite tournament,
I know y'all are pumped about it.
I'm fucking pumped.
What drops do you want Epic to do?
I was thinking like realistically,
a skin wrap could be really cool
and a glider could be really cool.
What do y'all want?
Okay, you guys mean like a foot on skin.
You don't even mean a gun wrap.
But Chat, have they ever done that before?
Have they ever done twitch drops for a skin?
Because guys, I could ask them, I don't know what they're going to say, though, guys, it's not going to be my eye. I don't I don't have icon skin.
What I think for this for night tournament is it should be a.
It should be the dream drop for this for night tournament would be like a skin.
But if we can't get a skin low key, a glider and a gun wrap could be cool, but I'll ask
them for a skin, but I don't know.
Put speed on a team with flight.
Yo, like I said, I'm not going to say speed is going to play.
I'm just saying if he plays, that'd be sick because he's never played one of my tournaments
before and I know he likes Fortnite.
So I asked him.
I never even asked him about the other ones, but I know speed actually likes Fortnite
and there's no pros.
So he'll actually be good.
But I asked him, if speed plays, I probably realistically put him on a team with like flight.
God, but Ron and flight would be a movie too. There's going to be no pros guys. There's going to be no pros.
There's going to be no pros speed and Kai would be a funny ass team. That would be a funny ass team.
But yeah, like, I don't know. So I don't know about the drops yet. I know there's going to be drops. They said they're going to be good.
But they told me to ask you guys what you want the drop to be
How many games
Chat how many games should the four nights are gonna be like seven or eight
The only thing I need to figure out is like keeping track of points
I'm probably gonna get into like a call with like epic and stuff because four nights are limits
unbiasedly are the hardest to set up because bro you have to get a hundred people with like a somewhat aligned schedule
But bro, I'm just saying like, I know this is going to be the best one just because of how for night, how entertaining for how entertaining for it is, it's going to be the best one put Ron on a team with badly Martin.
That would be funny as shit too.
I don't know yet. I don't know yet. I'm just really, really excited for the four net tournament invite peanut. I did invite peanut.
I invited Pina, I don't know if he's going to play him, Slim Jim thinking about it, but
yeah chat like, Deji, oh Deji and Ginge are going to be a duo for the tournament, for
the four night tournament.
Like I'm going to put people together that I know are just going to be funny as hell
together.
Like KDB and Vanilla Mace, that's going to be a four night duo.
They're going to be funny as hell.
They are funny as hell.
Deji and Ginge, that's going to be a duo.
They're going to be funny as hell.
And like flight that would be funny as hell or Ron and Los
Lacey and Marlon like I just want to put people together where they're gonna have a good ass time because I just want everybody have a good time
But it's gonna be insane. It's gonna be peak September 20th. That's six days before my birthday
six days before globals of four night, which will watch um
And yeah, I'm not moving the date again. I've moved to date four times
Everyone can play on the 20th like literally everyone so it's the best it's the best day to do it and it's on a Sunday
Which is great on the weekend. It's a week before globals, which is great
And yeah chat Cypher pk asked me about being in a video of
1v1ing like me 1v1ing every bank and for tonight chat what rank would I realistically lose that I almost beat speed bro
Speeding me 5-4. But I told Cypher like, yeah, probably like right before. Silver, bronze.
Guys, the thing is I would ask Queso, but I know Queso hates 4-9. Queso literally hates 4-9.
I could ask him anyways, but dude, Queso, dude, when we played 4-9 with Queso, he literally
wanted to play no bill. He, he hates more than, but I could ask him. I could ask him.
Oh, I would lose to unranked. Okay. I would lose to unranked.
All right. Now chat in other news, bro. Oh, let's finish this. I don't know how I just got
off on this tangent. How did I just yap up for 20 minutes? Yes, Fortnite 100 streamer tournament 100 streamer slash YouTubers tournament, um, September 20th, it will be the most entertaining one yet, trust me, and there will be drops. Next thing.
Best stream event in my opinion, this is going to be streamer games or streamer university. I think streamer university is going to win because that was an incredible stream series. I don't know.
Best VTuber probably peanut. Yeah, he never win this best variety streamer case. So definitely 100% I would throw like case or Joe probably case. So, if you're talking like variety games.
Um, best just chatting streamer, I would give this to Joe. I would go best variety streamer case. So best just chatting streamer Joe.
Joe's literally the king of just chatting.
Um, rising star award. I don't know.
I don't know. Chat, who would win this rising star award?
Who would win this one? You guys saying, nitro cam. I do that. I think he's past 1000 viewers though.
I think he's literally past 1000 viewers.
Oh, this means began the year wait low key wardrobe low key like wardrobe, bro, I think
wardrobe is funny as hell.
Best breakout streamer.
Best breakout streamer of this year.
Last year was definitely like Marlin for sure.
Highbinds. You guys have been saying highbinds for five years. Best breakout
streamer this this year.
I feel like Senna's always been a really big streamer though. I feel like
Senna's always been a really big streamer though. J-Shox actually like, J-Shox
That's not even a bad, like, guess.
I don't know who's gonna win this.
Yana, I feel like Yana had a big breakout last year.
I feel like Yana had a big breakout last year.
Haskell is good.
Haskell, I could see Haskell winning this.
Haskell had a really good year this year.
Like, honestly, love you to death, kid.
I remember that.
I could see that.
Laze.
Oh, dude, I love Laze.
Yo, Ron has like,
Ron has the goat, cameraman.
I've been, dude, I literally love Lays.
Every time I see Ron, I look forward to it just to see Ron,
but also knowing that I'm gonna see Lays.
Like, dude, Lays is just awesome.
The Lays is awesome person.
League of their own, hmm.
I think Maya won this last year.
Bro, low key, I think Maya wins this again.
Dude, the clip of like her in Adapt
with like the grizzly bear running past them.
It's like, no one else is streaming that.
No one else is streaming that, bro.
Like it's just, her streams are so cool.
I'm actually so excited to go to Alvia Sanctuary.
I'm going on the 17th of September.
Dude, after we finished the chain together stream,
Ron helped me because like, dude, my problem is like,
I would always plan stuff out
that would like jumbled up on the same date.
So Ron told me like he put me on
to just using like the Google calendar thing.
So now I have every date like booked out.
You know what I'm saying?
I think League of their own, bro, should, in my opinion,
for sure go to Maya again.
The Hurran Adapts trip in Alaska was such a cool,
like, that was such a, it's like so unique.
Like, I don't think anybody else streams like that.
Sapphire Award, bro, I think Senna, chat.
I think Senna, Senna's kind of the truth.
Senna's the truth.
You, me, me, okay.
Yes, and it's low key the truth chat gamer of the year 2026.
This dude, this award is, it's this award stacked every year.
Chat, this, not you, not you.
See bro, there's two types, no, no, no.
There's two types of jinksy chatters bro.
There's two types of jinksy chatters.
There's the people saying you
and there's people saying not you.
Don't even try it.
Gucci, my mob is saying, don't even think about it.
Somebody said, Lote!
Yo, here would be my nominees for Gamer of the Year.
Okay, so it's Timmy, me, see how I snuck myself in.
Bro, Loki, Ron?
Like, Ron's so good at gaming.
Um, who else bro?
Who else?
Yeah, like Timmy's such a good nominee, bro, but the the the marathon thing Timmy's doing on every game is so cool. Like, I think that's so cool.
Muda. The thing is, Muda actually is a generationally talented gamer.
Bro, he had platinum in two months, but the thing is, Muda's legacy is stained.
When people think of Muda, they're not going to think of hitting platinum in two months
in League, which is remarkably impressive.
They're just going to think of the Muda files.
Like, bro, that's the thing.
Muda is a great gamer, though.
Like Muda is a great gamer.
I don't know.
But yeah, I'm going to throw myself in there, man.
I know you guys are gonna type random kid,
but guys, honestly, all my streams are
is literally just gaming, like 95% of the time.
Streamer of the year.
Chat, honestly, bro, this is gonna be like really hard to win.
Chat, this is gonna be really hard to win, dude.
As y'all know, I've never won this award.
I've been nominated.
This would be, I believe, the third time
I've been nominated for this award if I did get nominated if I did if I did get nominated this year
This will be the third time. I've never won this award. I think though
In my opinion, this is my best year of streaming
For sure, but bro, it doesn't mean it's gonna be easy to win. That's that's gonna be like that's gonna be really hard to win
But yeah, man, we'll see chat
We'll see we'll see what happens, bro. We'll see what happens
It's also, not even just my best year, but it's been my favorite year of streaming, it's been my favorite year of streaming for sure.
Like, dude, I've done so much cool stuff this year and like met so much cool people. Like, you literally this weekend, I met Lois and Wad.
Like, this has been my favorite year of streaming ever. I know when I'm like the old man one day with gray hair.
I'm going to think back to these times, bro.
Are you going to go?
No chat. I like I like reacting with y'all. I like reacting with y'all
Last year when I reacted to the streamer awards, that's where this gift came from
So I like reacting with y'all normally what I do on the streamer awards is I have like five beers and have a good time
You see where's best eater of the year, it's not an award. Why would they even do this?
Best FPS streamer. Okay, so wait chat. What is this one? Streamer who creates the most entertaining first person shooter content.
See chat. Notice how they said this and not skillful.
Valorant overwatch call of duty counter strike halo and others.
This is what I'm talking about.
Yo, I understand bro that like guys, I understand you're not going to put.
Bro, why is C is not even an option?
C just isn't even an option.
One is definitely gonna get nominated for this award
and one honestly could win this award.
You guys are saying random game, dead game, shit game.
I guarantee you C has more players right now on it
than Overwatch 2 and 100% Halo.
100% Halo.
Not Valorant, not CS, not Cod.
I guarantee you, Siege has more.
If you, bro, the thing is, nobody even knows
how many people play Siege.
I don't even know.
Because 70% of people who play Siege are on Xbox
and console and then people go,
oh, look at Siege's Steam charts.
There's 70,000 people.
Yeah, that's 30% of the player base.
Search it up.
and everything I just said you ignored are 16 charts.
Let's see, let's see if Overwatch 2 and Halo are more popular.
Remember, this is not counting Xbox and PlayStation,
which is majority of the player base.
74,000 playing an hour ago, 88,000 peak.
That's really good.
Bro, 60 to 70% of the player base,
I would say probably 60% now is console
because a couple of years ago console was bigger.
This is really good.
This is not counting Xbox or PS. This is good. This is not a dead game
Bro, stop throwing around the term dead game so much. Oh
A game's not at its absolute peak
dead game
Bro, motherfuckers are calling fortnight a dead game
Stop
It's not dead
Like though the term just get I
Just spit so much on my monitor
Oh my god.
That is disgusting.
No, you know what it is.
You know what it is.
I figured it out.
I know how.
Okay.
This is the mind of a gamer.
If I, if I don't play a game and I stopped playing the game, the game is immediately
dead.
You got to saying Fortnite is a dead game.
I guarantee you right now on Xbox and PlayStation,
Fortnite is probably the second most played game
in the world right now behind like Roblox.
Bro's mad, bro, I'm mad because it's the,
dude, people throw around the term dead game way too much.
Yo, what I consider a dead game is like,
oh, you can't even queue
because the servers are shut off.
So chat on fortnight right now guys on fortnight right now
There are 2.2 million people on fortnight right now
If that means fortnight is a dead game then I don't know what's in a live game
Like, I don't know what's in the lab game.
I'm telling you, bro, on Xbox and PlayStation, Fortnite is probably the second-most play game, besides Roblox.
But this is good. Guys, this means if you do simple math, PC is not the majority of people who play Siege.
Majority of people who play Siege is like Xbox and PlayStation. I'd say this is probably 40%.
So, you're talking around, you know, on siege at any given time, there's probably 150 to
200,000 people on the game at any given time.
It's not bad.
That's only steam.
It's not bad.
It's literally not bad.
Take accountability for fucking what?
Next thing I was going to say.
Oh, Overwatch 2 player count.
Wait, wait, wait. Why can't you do overwatch to steam charts only overwatch?
Okay, but even this is lower than Siege.
Even that's lower than Siege.
Oh, it's not on steam.
Oh.
Why did I get off on another tangent?
Okay. Well, chat. There you go, man. There you have it.
Next thing, what was I going to say?
Oh, new season of Rainbow six seasons tomorrow.
Now, I'm not going to do a 24-7 marathon to reach champion.
Relax. I just did a marathon. I have a bunch of stuff I'm doing in the next couple of days anyways, but tomorrow's going to be a long ass stream.
I'm probably going to get a stack. I also want to do 1v1 every rank with the new operator, nor I really want to do that. And like, have you guys play shields against me?
But yeah, bro.
The goal for the new season of siege, I'm not going to solo queue. Um, I'm also going to play way more games on siege this season. I did last season last season. I feel like 90 games total across 2 platforms.
I'm going to hit champion the 1st week of siege.
Then, in like a month, legend division comes out.
That amount of legend division comes out now.
We have a react to do, but 1 more thing.
Okay, schedule.
Schedule coming up here is.
Tomorrow, September 1st.
New season.
Of rainbow 6 each going to be set them up.
Then fast forward to September 17th,
obvious sanctuary in Texas.
It's going to be cinema. Fast forward September 20th,
100 streamers slash YouTubers for my tournament.
Fast forward early October.
I don't have the exact date.
Early October, me,
Lose Ron, not ending stream until we beat hardcore Minecraft.
I have no armor.
Ron has no armor probably going to be the longest you've ever done. No, definitely going to be the longest you've ever done. That's going to be cinema outside of that. Oh, one more thing, November 14th, me, Los, Ron are going to play every grand theft auto five heist in a single stream.
We still need to find a fourth who wants to do it with us.
5 days before GTA 6 comes out, me, Ron, Loos, and a 4th, we don't know who it is yet, are going to play every Grand Theft Auto 5 heist in a single stream, the week of GTA 6.
But that's everything for now. That's everything for now, chat. Next thing.
We have a banger video.
Now, the name of this video is it's just content.
Now, I saw Joe react to this the other day.
If you all remember when I went to go shower and we threw this video on while I was showering,
I have not watched this video.
Now, I assume this video is going to be about like people not knowing the line of
content and decency running around in public slapping people in the face.
But let's see what happens.
See what happens. Lock it.
This is just causing me.
It's just content.
I need my...
Can't sit down.
It's pretty clear that now in 2026 we live in a completely different environment when
it comes to social media.
But, you know what it is, though?
It's... everything gets masked as rage bait, and I've actually figured it out.
I figured it out. I figured it out. And I know half of the chat is trying to rage bait me probably right now rage bait is cool when it's actually fine.
The thing is rage bait is cool. By the way, mods, if people are going to count pauses throughout the entire reaction, just time them out. I'm not doing this rage bait is cool when it's actually funny.
The problem is people just classify. Oh, I'm just going to be annoying as rage bait.
That's not rage bait. You're just being annoying
Media nowadays people are willing to do literally anything just for content
Just to go viral on social media just content is a phrase for blatant disrespect and violence anytime
Anybody gets mad at you for something that you did each year on your girl is just content. You hit somebody
She's content is coming out in public. It's just content. You know in the name versus just content
He spit on somebody, it's just content!
Everything is just content!
Every single move, anything!
Yeah, this video's gonna be a banger.
You do that, it's disrespectful in any way.
It doesn't matter.
You can't get mad at me because anything that I do,
if I'm recording it, then it is just content!
It is just for content purposes!
So if I bring up your death, remember us!
It's just content!
Okay, but that's the thing and I'm going to explain this very simply.
This is mainly just IRL streaming.
It does bleed into desktop streaming sometimes.
Like there's definitely incidents of it happening.
But like if you think about it like very simply, right?
This is another great example.
Remember when we were at the streamer games
and the kid was IRL streaming on his phone,
kick streaming and he ran in front of five streamers
who had a bow and arrow in their hand risking his life?
It's like, well, in his mind, he's like,
well, if I don't do this, there won't be a cliff.
If I don't do this, there won't be a cliff.
So he's like, I'm gonna hop the fence
and endanger my life.
That's the thing.
And then it like bleeds into like,
oh, you're walking around in Miami, IRL streaming.
Well, if I don't punch this guy in the face
or if I don't provoke this guy to punch me in the face,
there's no clip.
So it just turns into that whole mindset
and I swear IRL streaming makes it 30 times worse.
You're saying, dude, damn near anything that you want
and receive absolutely no consequences.
This guy was out here saying all of these things
about his mother, talking about his future kids,
dazing him out here being like,
God, there's no foundation in the max.
You a diva?
You're not a diva, you're a demon.
Like, why is this that?
One thing that I've noticed about this planet Earth
is about how fake everybody is.
Like, everybody is fake.
Even the ones that smile to you
and you walk up to them,
you can talk about real life, right?
Outside the camera.
The ones that smile to you
and act like they're your friend, they're fake.
They don't feel that same way.
They're only doing that because they're trying to be socially acceptable.
The same thing an example can be used for online streaming.
These people will do things that they would never do in real life.
They are doing things only because the camera is there.
Because when OJ do that in front of Max and destroy BlackBall himself from the industry,
I'm gonna check it on Max, bro.
You see that?
Okay, so about the Max thing really quick.
And this is very important thing.
This OJ guy, if you genuinely, legitimately cared about Max
and were looking after Max like you said you were in the clip,
you would have spoke to him off-camera.
Because you spoke to him on-camera,
you're clearly just trying to make a moment out of it.
If you actually do,
if you genuinely actually care about somebody,
you will handle the problem off-camera, period.
You would not do this.
He's like, I'm doing this because I care about you.
It's like, no, you don't, bro.
You do not care. If you actually care about someone, you do it off-camera.
OJ, do that in front of Max and destroy BlackBall himself from the industry.
I took him on Max, bro.
You see that? Absolutely not.
I don't want to be a demon.
Y'all keep the SpongeBob shirt. Y'all like the SpongeBob shirt.
I think this video is slightly over-edited.
One strange addiction that I've had within the past couple of days
has been checking OJ Simpson, I mean OJ Sov's Instagram, TikTok, followers, analytics, whatever
it's called, to see if it's going up or down. And let me tell you, it's going down!
YEEEAAAH!
By the way, I do not condone any hate towards this individual. Please do not go and attack
this individual. I'm simply stating the fact that he's gaining the consequences of attacking
and, well, you know, going after Blackboard Max.
And then the guy makes an entire video trying to double down on what he said, being
like oh it's just a character and everybody wait hold on did he make like a music video
after this i didn't even i didn't even know this happened it's an entire video trying to double
yo is this like a music video
but yeah watch it i'd uh probably rather get kicked in the nuts down on what he said being
like oh it's just a character and everybody in streamer u is playing a character that's a cute
wave saying it's just content. That's the most beautiful golden wave saying it's just content.
Absolutely no accountability at all taken.
I'm fighting demons. Are you a demon?
And I've noticed this even moving on from Schumer's University like for an example the
It's just disrespect city men the black boys don't care what is going on in their house
It's going to the point where somebody can literally blow up your entire house
And they still walk up to you and be like you not on concert
It's just yo I am like I get the fast-paced editing style
But does there have to be like an explosion in my eyes every three seconds
There was something that was blatantly disrespectful that happened to dance that made Tyler go on this whole branch
It's like this whole movement talking about it's just content.
I spit on you, it's content. I smack on you, it's content.
It's content, it's content, it's content, it's content.
Somebody say, it's content, it's content.
All this is just, it's just content, it's just content, yes.
And the point that he's trying to prove is the fact that there's no line between disrespect and respect.
There's absolutely no line in the-
So, chat, if you walk up to somebody in a Miami super mall right now with steel toad boots and kick them at full velocity right in the testicles, but you have an IRL cameraman behind you, you're all good because it's just content even though their balls are going to turn purple.
This is becoming a lot more apparent.
I would do that to you.
New streamers that you're about to see in the streaming world.
Y'all saw those new no-name streamers acting like children, throwing condomings and weird
things around people and just disrespecting people?
Well, y'all should stop complaining and pay attention to them because those are very
soon going to be the new faces of the streaming world.
One thing that I've noticed is that every single year there's a new era of streamers
that end up taking over my 4U page every single year.
And I like StreamerU because what it does is it broadcasts these people at a more
global scale.
So now you know a lot more of what to expect within the next coming year of what you're
going to see.
Also, being that the theme in this video is Streamers University, I thought that the funniest
thing about Streamers University was those people that have like a hundred thousand followers
on a certain platform like Twitch or Twitter or whatever, you know, those streamers, they'll
be on the court hooping and then as soon as that girl, as soon as that girl makes
eye contact with a big streamer, she's gone.
Like she will literally spit on the ground and treat you like dirt.
It don't matter if you define it as dude in the lobby if you're not black boy max, you're not getting them
And this really makes me want to get on to the next intersection of this video, which is
Making sacrifices for content. They are probably watching this being like
He's smiling and talking about how Kaisen had his clone and this and that and the third and the free main type stuff in religion, ideology.
No.
Now when I was 16, I had a very ignorant and uneducated statement about selling.
Yo, if this screen stretches one more time, I'm gonna like, dude, I'm gonna lose it.
Your soul, talking about how it's not real and how people are dumb.
And I do kind of believe that to a certain extent, but my definition of selling your soul is selling your pride, your dignity, your values, and your self-worth.
for a specific audience, a platform or money online.
It could even be for girls too.
And when I bring that up, that makes it seem like
everybody sold their soul at one point in time
because everybody has sacrificed their dignity
at one point in time for cloud online.
At one point in time, you've thought about it,
you've thought about it, you've definitely thought about it.
You wanna know why I believe I'm gonna make it
as a content creator?
Because to be a content creator,
you have to have something mentally going on with you
and able for you to genuinely make it.
The experience you have.
You understand what a man has to go through to publicly embarrass himself in front of people in the public area?
And just not care for clicks and views online
I'm gonna be calling y'all copycats, you know, I'm see for clone see for copy what you're about to watch
Is gonna be painful right like this video could have been made a little bit better by just like showing clips of
Instances and then like giving commentary about it
Instead of like a bomb explosion with the screen scratching every three seconds. I'm gonna be suffering
But maybe it why maybe it's smart
We're gonna make some fun stuff, right?
Yeah.
We're gonna go into a place and we're just gonna say
unknown language.
Nobody's gonna know.
Nobody.
All right.
This is what I do.
Is that how you spell sacrifice?
I need a cheater.
So he went into a McDonald's and did that like, bro, what?
If LeBron James was never in the NBA I swear he'd be a great streamer bro LeBron is actually
hilarious dude you can't do that what's what do you mean doesn't matter you
can't do that you legally cannot record in that moment what do you mean I can't
do that I put so much time into it okay and you can't be serious doesn't matter
how much work you put into it look just flip on to the next section of the
video so we can work on the next video already I'm not trying to wait all
this time just to upload some 15-minute video that's not even that good please
you're a DJ clone you're not even supposed to be showing your face
I'm out like I'm I cannot finish this video I'm out bro like bro you could
have just made the video the clips of like what you're talking about and then
given commentary on it. I like, I, there's like a loud explosion in my ass every time,
every time I go 30 seconds. Fuck! Man? Oh my God!
All right, chat.
Um, what's McCall this?
Get out, get out, get out, get out.
you
You're back.
I'm back kittens.
Apply your foot cream.
I haven't needed that for a year.
I haven't needed that for a year, man.
Leave again.
Now chat.
New season of R6 is tomorrow.
What should we hop on, boys?
What should we hop on tonight?
Bro, also, I want to do 1v1 every rank with the new op.
I want to do 1v1 every rank with the new op,
and y'all just spam shields against me and we see how good it actually is.
yet I'm not going to get on R6 because the new season is tomorrow.
I low key kind of want to do that tomorrow. I'm not even kidding.
Like we 1v1 every week with the new out. Will he be in the game tomorrow? Will he?
Will he? Jack with the 10 gifted subs.
This guy, not a bad shout.
I have been missing someone's rift a little bit.
But yes, shout.
Also other things, gold marathon on league.
I don't have a date.
That's in the works.
I didn't forget.
Out in ring DLC, don't have a date.
That's in the works.
Like I didn't forget about this shit.
It's just I'm planning everything out
and like things are just developing
on top of each other like that.
So I'm trying to like keep it organized.
Bro, Ron gave me like life changing advice last night
with Google Calendar.
Like, I don't know why I never even thought of that.
Just get like getting Google Calendar
and then like booking out stuff.
Like I'm doing this, this, this, but yes, bro.
100% though, hardcore Minecraft with Losan Ron
is early October.
I don't have a date on Elbin Ring DLC,
but it's in the works.
I don't have a date on Gold Marathon with Dantez,
but it's in the works.
Now, Chad, what game should we get on tonight, guys?
What are you guys feeling?
RP, I don't know if I'm in an RP mood.
Chad, I'm in like a competitive, like sweaty mood.
So I'm leaning towards like League of Legends,
CS Premier, Fortnite ranked,
Rocket League's not even a bad shout, 2K, oh,
Another thing, Sunday night,
we are playing against Flight Reacts and NBA 2K27.
It's been over two years since our last bout chat,
Flight randomly responded to my Twitter DM,
like a year later, and I have his new number now.
So yeah, I'm excited to know.
Sunday night, we're gonna play Flight in 2K.
He's also gonna be in the Fortnite tournament,
if she's going to be freaking peak.
It's his first take, certainly he's playing.
That's going to be Sunday night.
Okay, 2k is a good option.
I'm going to give you all like five options.
I'm in it.
I want to play a competitive game.
So I'll accept 2k.
I could do my face scan and shit too.
All right, I'm going to give you all like five options.
Fortnite is a great shout as well.
With 490 to have a delay though.
I was grinding clash. I could push for ultimate champion. I was grinding clash
The only game I'm not doing tonight is
Um r6 because I'm doing r6 tomorrow for like 10 hours. All right
Option number one clash push for you see I have a new deck. I have a new deck that I fucking love
I have a new deck that I fucking love. I
I copied it from this guy on the leaderboards when I was in New Jersey, and I played it on the plane. I'm league 5. I've been winning so much class push for ultimate champion.
NBA 2K 27 we have not played this yet. We could do our face scan.
Get VC head into park.
Head into park. Okay. We could do League of Legends.
League of Legends. Okay. Probably with Don says, I don't know if he's on. I don't know if he's on.
I saw some people saying he's on okay. I can't spell don't ask. Um.
What else? Oh, for tonight. Great shout for night is a great shout. And I want to do a long poll for night ranks.
And yes, premiere, I think this year, these are all great options.
Okay, 5 minute poll chat lock in vote up.
5-minute poll. Lock in, vote the fuck up.
2K is winning with a league in second.
Dude, they go back to tier one.
Hard stock server, they go back to tier one.
Right now, we have 2K winning, league in second.
Clash third, fortnight fourth, CF Premier fifth.
If we get on 2K,
I'm gonna do face scan and park.
Rod, think about it's your one.
Now, Chad, should I do a repoll with the top two games?
Or probably not.
It's low key, not even close.
2K is kind of mauging league right now.
2K is mauging league.
2K with loads.
Let me see if loads wants to play tonight.
I'll text him.
And yeah, we're going to play flight and 2 down Sunday.
Oh chat also, this is not an generated sentence.
Gotham chess.
Levy the goat is going to play in the format tournament.
Like this again, like dude, it's just so many crossover episodes in this.
He literally just said he's down like it's going to be funny. It dude. It's going to be funny as shit, bro. Okay. I let him.
Was the next thing I was going to say.
Oh, chat vote guys, should we do a repo between 2k 27 and league? Because.
These votes are wasted. These votes are wasted. And these votes are wasted.
Nini with the five gifted subs.
Wait, Rocket League's not even in there. Ooh, I forgot Rocket League chat. Okay.
We should do a repo with 2k league and rocket league.
Jinxie junko with the 20 gifted subs.
She on the music.
No, no, never mind.
We're just going to do 2k and league 2k and leaks.
I don't want to split up the votes again 2k versus league.
Yo, hi, guys.
How do you end the poll early?
Anything to avoid 2k, what do you mean bro?
2k is good bro. Well, actually, no 2k is not good, but early year 2k is good.
Alright, chat last poll and we're going to do the 2.
The number 1 placer in the poll versus the number 2 placer in the poll.
Um,
League of Legends, good, so we got NBA 2K27, Park versus League of Legends with Dantex.
Okay, two minute pull.
Final pull, vote!
Moist with the tier one, subs, she owned pretty much with the tier one.
Oh my God, we got a close one.
We got a close one.
The S-ticker with the tier one.
Get laser beam.
Ask laser beam on Instagram.
If he wants to play the Fortnite tournament,
I'll let you know what he says.
Jack, you have to vote now or forever hold your peace.
We did five games.
These were the top two.
We're doing a repoll.
Lock the fuck in.
Jack, vote, vote, vote.
I have 2K on my Xbox too.
I think I have a download from the other day.
Guys, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
And we got a 2K wager with flight on Sunday.
Yo, Luke, thank you for your one, Luke.
Love you.
Chad, it looks like 2K is gonna win, guys.
Okay.
Without further a disdue.
NBA 2K 27, day one.
I have not played NBA 2K27 yet.
I have it downloaded from the other day.
Locked in man.
Yo, hi, guys.
Do you remember what we have to do for game chat
or is it just like impossible?
I didn't need like a splitter or something.
I think we need like an audio splitter now.
I feel like we need an audio splitter.
Let it happen.
Alright man, we're going to play NBA 2K27 and rate it 1 out of 10.
I have a feeling my rating is going to be pretty low, but you never know.
I might end up loving the game.
you
I'm about to be 25 dude.
Oh my gosh, yo 2k why am I doing that?
Don't you guys have it from last year?
All right, we're already over one.
Why am I giving you my email right now?
Don't you guys have it from last year or the year before that, the year before that?
I've been on the same exact Xbox playing 2K since 2K21.
So we're already going to be 0 for 1 here on 2K.
Why am I giving you my email?
I'm on the same Xbox account I've been on for the last 5 2Ks.
Why do you need my email again?
So I can get spammed with some like VC sale quote unquote sale some VC heist. I should fucking say
Oh, yeah, give us $200 and you'll be able to upgrade one player to 82
Snoop doggy doggy dog
All right, come on, I'm already pissed at the game
I don't like, come on, come on, come on,
I'm already pissed, let's go, opt in, sure.
I mean, chat, aura, aura.
Victor and Bayama.
Is my game glitching or is this a song?
This is all
What is this like some vintage some vintage
all that choice and you're putting yourself on Jordan's bulls you can play
any era wait wait wait this means in my career you could play any era
all right yo am I PS3 graphics chat this is a vintage game guys these are
actually the graphics bro this is like vintage people always crack these jokes
about Jordan playing against hummers and stuff like that
Oh, my God, I can't be telling me that I'm a man in the middle of the field.
Outback, outback, Dennis!
Dennis!
What a dude of all time.
You're so close.
Why are you playing on a PS2?
Yo, dumbass!
It's a throwback game, cookies.
How keen, shot, viewing.
Dennis!
I want the big man golden now for a show.
Not just fixed, though.
Whoa, that shooting meter is different.
He's docked in.
Emote.
So much talent.
It's a game in the mountains, friend.
That shooting meter is different.
Emote.
Your check, can I skip this by just quitting?
Can I just skip it by quitting?
Here we go.
Face scan time.
Here we go.
I want to log in my face.
Yeah, what's up?
And key, what are you playing?
Is the new two.
You know, it is my career.
It's you like it.
Do I like it?
It's fine.
You build your guy like regular my career, but you can play
in all these different areas.
They got the Currier, LeBron, Koby, Jordan, and Magic and Bird.
That's the easy one.
All that choice.
Yo, 2K, I know how to dribble and shoot.
You're on a lot of teams.
Even the build line is deep.
Why am I?
What am I joining the stars?
Why am I in a forced tutorial?
Like, what?
Why am I in a forced tutorial?
I DON'T WANT ANY MOTE!
Yo, this camera's gonna piss me off!
WHY AM I ANY FORCED?!
FUCKING DUTORIAL MAN!
Oh my god, who is the developing team?
It takes three minutes, and now it doesn't because of timeout stop just every time the ball goes in the hoop, it probably takes five and a half minutes.
Also, it doesn't matter if it takes five seconds.
They're telling me to use my left stick to dribble!
Why isn't there a body that just says to Zoriel?
Why am I forced to do a goddamn tutorial?!
Yeah, no, no, no, not today out that, out that, out that 90s loop fashion is elite.
Oh yeah, we have so many fire jerseys, no, this, this, or this.
I don't even mess with the war that's like that.
And I have one of those go back Japanese.
Yeah, 90s sneakers are hardly to do.
Dia, Dia.
Every one of her classes.
Eyes are my favorite.
You know, I'm an 11s guy.
Wait, yeah, that guy looks familiar.
familiar. Is that like Sean Camp? Who's number 40? Yeah, who's number 40? Number 40 looks familiar.
Is that like Sean Camp?
Holy ball knowledge.
I'm telling you right now, the average guy does not know Sean campus.
Hey, it can't hurt.
Bang.
That's Michael Dwarden.
That's Charlie.
I would be too.
Yo, I'm telling you probably half the people that played 2K don't even know Sean campus.
But that guy's like OG.
This is Gary Payton.
Gary Payton's definitely more known.
Gary Payton, that's fairs.
Alright, I'm just gonna run out the clock.
Oh wait, never mind. Hold on.
If I'm gonna put you on skates, I gotta pop it man!
that is true. Come on, Wop!
And for these points, all their hard work over the portion of the season and throughout their career.
Outlet, outlet, outlet!
Jordan! Back to back like a...
One of the best championship performances we've witnessed.
Boom! There it is, ladies and gentlemen. It's a new era.
The MVP era.
All right, thank god that's over.
Thank god that's over.
Brick, brick, brick.
Yo, it was from like half court, bro.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go,
here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
What's the difference?
Why would I choose one that's only in the city?
I'm so confused.
Oh, it's a girl versus a dude.
Wait, there's girls in my park this year?
Like, actually, actually?
I mean, that's kind of cool. I'm not gonna lie. At least that's like something new to
the game. Scan your face. Put your face on my player by downloading the NBA 2K HQ. Alright,
Here we go.
NBA 2K HQ.
Here we go.
Why did I have to stop downloading from last year?
Take your headset off.
I'm not scanning it.
Chad I'm not scanning yet. I'm not scanning yet
Make sure it sees the headset that uh go fuck yourself. I don't have a fucking headset that I was on a plane all day
Sign in with your Xbox yep, yep, yep, yep
Chad is this not a different app from last year because I had to download it and last year I definitely did this
Last year I definitely did this.
This is in Vegas.
Yeah man, we're gonna plan out that trip soon.
We're like, we're gonna actually plan it out. It's gonna be better.
Yep, continue.
I'm ready to scan. I'm ready to scan.
Yo, I just did sign in. Oh my God.
I just did sign in. What the fuck? I just did.
Oh my God. Face scan, face scan, face scan. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
NBA Q&A HQ would like to access your camera. Yep.
Here we go. Here we go. Except. Here we go.
Here we go.
Continue.
Remove hats, glasses, secure your hair.
Stand in a well lit area.
All right, got it, got it, got it, got it, come on.
I
You're gonna be lucky
Come on 2k help me out why is it not fucking scanning my god I actually do have a 10
bro it's not this is so ass it's not scanning
Oh my god, I did it, oh my god, I did it, oh my god, oh my god, I did the facecan.
Oh my god, I did it.
Yes!
Oh, I cannot wait, running quality check.
Here we go.
Oh my God, I fucking did it, man.
He can't.
Come on, wop!
This oughta be good.
What the fuck, Gabbo?
Maybe I'm just gonna be handsome.
Maybe for once I'm gonna be actually handsome
in a face scan.
Messy retired, I know.
I've been told this literally thousands of times today.
I know, man.
I know that you retired.
I know, bro.
I've been told this literally 19,000 times
individually today, bro.
All right, I did it.
Whoa, now I just checked for head scan data.
Here we go.
Face scan complete.
Here we go.
Here we go, here we go!
Okay, I'm good, I'm a good P. I'm a good P.
All good, all good, all good, all good.
Here we go, here we go!
you
Yeah pardon for doing my name yeah oh pardon pardon pardon oh I did my name
I'm getting punished.
Sure.
Muscle memory.
It's my fucking name.
Number 10, shout out, messy, come on.
Oh, should I do like my actual attributes chat?
Chat, should I do my actual attributes?
I don't know what my wingspan is. Chad, if you had to guess, what do you think? Oh, zero
on everything. What do you think my wingspan is? Do Tony Snell? Chad, what do you think
my wingspan is add man boobs okay yeah man let me add man boobs to my player
wingspan equals height wait Gucci whatever your height is is what your
wingspan is that's actually how it works add pepperoni nips mods man make
Make sure you give him zero stamina, 5-4 then put zeros across the board.
Alright, mid-range shot, maximum, 3-point shot, maximum, speed, maximum, ball handle,
yup, yup, wait chat, low key, I don't need a max 3.
I think like 90, then like 85 on this.
Agility, maximum speed, maximum.
We don't give a fuck about defense.
This looks good.
This looks good to me.
Speed with ball, yup.
Pass, pass accuracy kind of matters.
This looks kinda good, no?
Chess is kind of good. Julian Newman, I build. I mean, this is literally my
attributes. 510, 162.
Yeah, I don't care about interior D, bro.
We're in here. We're in here. We're in here. Nick Van Axel. Darius Garland is my play
of life. Here we go. Here we go. Waterboy build.
You want to get some shots up on the court? Oh yeah. Let's get it.
Alright. You can get busted in a three point shootout if you want to.
You can get busted in a three point shootout if you want to.
Why is my player chocked?
Why?
You look like Withered Ronaldo.
It's because you're chocked.
The face scan worked then.
You guys are literal assholes
I'm doing great.
So, what are you guys charging her to use the practice space?
Oh, my cousin Cam takes care of all of that, you know?
It's a reasonable rate. We're building community, not just covering costs.
Cam, man, he's clever.
Yeah, he is.
Well, he is a great asset for you, both personally and professionally.
Yeah, you think?
Yeah. Anyway, I just wanted to go for a few things to help you get situated.
All right, cool. Let's do it.
All right, first of all, it is a big city.
What is fun time in Bop-Amy?
Bop in me
Why do I look like that? Jeff, why do I look like that?
Holy recess, Chin.
Bro, why do I look like a pre-com baby?
Whoa!
Oh, he went all out
Honestly, this looks amazing. I appreciate you guys are putting this together
Yeah, you know, it can be hard to take a step back and take stock in things when you're leading this kind of life
I just wanted to give you a reason to reflect
That's real
Alfonso ball you only got a couple hours before your buddy's gonna stop by for a meeting
Yo, why does my face skin look like this? You know another why bro?
Like actually why between now and then I mean you're pro now you got to maximize every second
You know after of course you're done reflecting
I
Love the sexual tension
you're a weirdo bro like I'm not even like anytime we play a game and it's
like a dude talking to a woman it's just like guys like this is how this is what
happens in the real world you love the sexual tension yo bro it's literally just
a normal ass conversation
you know I want to play a few games in the city see what the cops like
God, I'm chopped!
That sounds good to me.
Make sure you check out those crews, all right?
All right, for sure.
Appreciate it, Seth.
Riz, her.
Get a job!
All right, come on, here we go, here we go.
60 overall.
No, no, no, we need to crank this shit up.
We need to crank this shit up.
Crank this shit up, bro.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Here we go, chat.
Classic 2k pay to win. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go
Yo, if you stream slide me and you get on my team go fucking sell man
For realsies
Can you see what happened to the casino?
I've explained it nine times.
I'm not going to keep explaining it.
We're going to do a Vegas trip and it's going to be peak,
and we're going to actually plan it out and not just do it last minute.
That's what we all agreed on as a group.
I'm not going to explain this every two fucking minutes.
Also, if one more person says,
messy retired like I'm I'm I know that he retired I know I know fuck yes messy
retired I know I know that he retired guys I know it's very depressing and sad
you don't have to tell me every six minutes I know we retired wait I need
We're not at all. No, no, no. I'm not upgrading anything anything to help my team
Ball handle pass that you see speed with ball sure speed
Wait no, no, this is like chopped close shots literally pointless
Driving layup sure driving done pointless
Speed, agility, hold up, hold up.
3 pointer max.
Chat, what is bro max everything?
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
What is this build? It's my build. It's my build. It's my build. This is my build.
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Go to the city. Why do I look like this?
Yo, I don't understand. I'm going to just keep doing this face scan every year.
Why do I always look like a jackass?
How do I go to the park?
The city.
Bro, what? What? What?
Yo!
Oh my god, don't try my- do I have to run to the park?
yo hey hey I'll refund this bitch right now if I have to run to the park I'll
refund this bitch right now
this kid's gonna be a sweat he has like an alien build yo I better not lose one game
today chat if you stream slide if you stream slide be good be good yo young
Wayne don't tax me don't tax me top player ex cash out
your chat what's the sprint button what is the sprint button is it right trigger
Go to swabs.
Chat remember when Kyrie Irving did this?
Oh my god, he was the truth.
Chat remember when Kyrie Irving did this?
carry everything I'll always love you my baby
I just look like I'm about to get dropped off wait, why do I look like teenage new in
ninja turtle. Try this to look like I'm about to get dropped off. Come on, waw.
I feel like I'm about to get stuffed in a locker though, man.
You're a walking lunch buddy.
Yo I feel like I'm about to get sucked in a locker with this bro.
Yeah, don't I look like good though?
Check it out, look good, right?
You can get a lip ring.
ball ring you look like nick a 30 bro what do you want me to do you can wear
yoga pants that's so slag wait why are they locked chat why are my yoga pants
locked bitch
only for girls what I just feel like I look like I'm about to get stuffed in a
locker bro I don't look calm at all good god I look like shit I look like ass
Bro
Why the fuck would you wear a suit on the court wait low-key why wouldn't you wait? Why not?
Wait, why the fuck not I?
Found my swag
classes I look good now hold up
Yo, I look swagged out.
What?
I look swagged out.
Are you kidding me?
Whoa.
Who made this song?
I've heard this song.
Who made this song?
Where do I go to put them up?
Wait I'm gonna look good hold up hold up.
Wait I'm gonna look good hold up.
That's the guy from Elden Ring, bro. Together!
Bro, I look mad swaggy, yo, but the thing is I need shoes. Try to eat shoes.
Mobs, please time out these motherfuckers spamming messy retired. Please. God. Holy shit, bro.
I know bro damn!
Shoulda swags have shoes?
Bro does swags have sh- or no.
which one has shoes surely like Nike right that fit looks terrible nothing
matches well bro it's a type of fit where I'm just gonna classily drop
somebody off bro now I lowkey need dress shoes to go with this though bro I
I low key I low key need dress shoes though chat
Where the dress shoes
Is this French
Go to swag limited edition
yo motherfuckers there's nothing that says limited edition in here to your left
right here your build is fun bro your build doesn't matter in 2k all that
That matters is your skill. You delusional kid.
Wait, this is a nice, dude. This is nice.
Wait, Chad, this looks good as shit. These look good.
I need to be in a puffer. I need to be in a puffer.
No, no, I need to be in a puffer. I
Need to be in a puffer
What shorts though
I don't know if I want leggings that looks like 2016 outfit
it. Bro I want the like the.
Do I have swagger, do you think?
Yo, I'm looking for a specific shorts that I like
Look at this whole fit
I'm buying it
Look at this goofy ass fit.
Look at my goofy ass fit, bro.
All right, all right, all right, here we go, here we go.
Let me see how this looks with the puffer and the shoes.
Big X to Prague!
I
Actually like a demon. I'm like a fucking demon yo yo
Oh, I look like a fucking demon
Come on!
I look like a demon!
Betsy retired with the five gifted.
Mods.
I want every gun we have pointed at that man.
If you know that reference you deserve, Mod.
Kylo Ren, Kylo Ren.
Wait, this is So-So Camo.
This is So-So Camo.
This is Keep Steady.
Oh my God.
So so camo actually made it.
Bro, he actually made it.
He actually made it.
Now, how do I get to the park, Chad?
How do I get to the park?
Casual corner?
The middle right over there
Chat I look like Nick a 30 you think
Bro, I don't really see it bro. What do you mean?
Well the one thing I don't understand though is I did a face skin or a face scan and they gave me black hair like my hair's brown
I feel like yo, I actually like oh my god
Hop on come on come on hop on come on come on. Yo if you get on the spot do not sell my shit
What is this
Oh my god, you can spectate the game?
Well bro, this game's...
Wait, how do I close out of it?
How do I close out of it?
How do I leave?
How do I unspectate?
Bro, that game just started.
Yo yo how do you how do you oh this is a no squad corp. Come on. Whoa I got a big
man he looks like Garth Anthony Towns after all of that.
27 and an all-new season of NBA 2k TV. I can't believe we're here in season 13 of
Yo, how do I close out of this?
How do I close out of this?
Bro, how do I close out?
I might have heard some of the news, but we're gonna go deeper into all the...
Why? But it said toggle like 30 seconds in. Do I have to keep the 30 seconds?
Yo, our team looks comp! We have two big men. Pause.
Which of our team looks comp-peh? Our team looks comp-peh?
Chad, what if I go on a streak? Chad just out. What if I go in a streak, bro?
What if I go in a streak?
Yo, okay, okay, okay, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Chad, what if I go in a streak? What if I go in a streak?
Okay, yo, Chad, I'mma get um...
Yo, Chad, when we did this last year, I lost every game.
Let's actually dominate this year.
behind you this guy's 95 overall you're gonna do nice and make a jump shot
brahman's going in role bro is balling in a puffy yo chat today actually has
girls in the park now. Yo, I'm not gonna lie to gay. This is a really cool change. I'm gonna
be honest. Like, I actually think this is cool. I think this is a cool change for realsies.
This is cool, bro.
Go Riz them. All right. First off, I have a girlfriend.
Yo, Jinx.
Second, that's probably a 27 year old man.
Jinx, let's see the jumper.
Jack, can you guys hear this guy?
Can you guys hear him?
Wait, what? Really?
What if I switch now?
But what if now I unplug?
What about now? What about now?
What about now?
Yo, Jack, can you hear him now?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Yo!
Can you hear me?
Bro, I can't even talk.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, these guys are gonna be tryhorns.
His name is inanti.
Bro, this guy's gonna be a sweat.
Good D! Good D! What! Cut her, cut her! What's so funny to these motherfuckers, bro? Yo,
That's my team laughing at me.
Wait, wait, wait, hold up, hold up.
Great.
Jack, can you hear them?
Wait, wait, hold up.
You can see me guarding.
Whoa.
Jack, how about now?
How about now?
Jack, can you hear them now?
now you can't yeah yeah good day yeah good day that's what she said green
AHHHHHHHHH!
I'm shot in the ear!
First shot!
Vasa!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Green, that's a dot.
That's a dot.
Jack, can you hear that?
Can you hear that?
You can? Nice. Beautiful, beautiful.
I can't talk though. I don't know why.
Hey, how the hell do you have that jacket?
I'm out of luck! Out of luck!
Hey, did you steal the statistics note?
Great.
I guess.
Bro, these guys are trash. Although they're gonna be good.
These guys blow cocks.
I'm a team of new stars.
Out of luck! Out of luck!
Got him. Always gotta grab that baseline.
line.
Wait!
I got baseline.
See bro, these young bloods don't understand the fundamentals of the game.
Why am I in his face?
Bro, what law am I in his face?
What law am I in his face?
Why would you shoot that?
This guy needs to get off my team.
Why would you shoot a contested fader?
Cut her.
Green Bean make your bitch scream!
Come on!
Oh my gosh!
Come on!
Come the fuck on bro!
Come on!
Like I've been doing this gaming shit!
Get that shit out of here!
No!
Why does his screen animation go skee-kee-kee-kee-kee?
Seen it.
I'm going to go, one, two-three, one, two, three, four.
Got him.
Bro, this is a no-squad core.
We could actually go on a streak.
So if you like to fader, see, through one of going on a streak
with randoms is I have to learn what my teammates like to do,
all right, and play around it.
So I got one guy left.
They need threes.
I don't know why he's doing that.
i got one guy likes faders and then i have a second to breathe a little
sense
this is the best game
listen
lay up white!
get out of my door!
he makes sense now
i'm in his face
i'm in his grill
out of that
why you change your game material
counter game
off my court
One and no Joe, one and no Joe!
Come on, woo-wop!
We get, we get, we get, my 1% is 100.
Come on, woo-wop!
Guys, I can't.
If I talk to them, y'all won't be able to hear them.
I gotta add you from this account.
Yeah, add me, add me.
Guys, I'm clocking this tee.
Guys, I'm clocking this key right now.
Yo, 1-0, first game of the year, first game of the year, 100% win percentage.
Yo, yo, chat, I lowkey do see it.
I kind of do look like Nick A-30, bro.
Chat, I kind of, oh, oh, God!
Why do I look like that?
Why do I actually look like that, bro?
Chalice get my stats!
Ora!
Chalice get my stats!
Look at my stats!
Ora!
Fucking these kids are good.
These kids are actually good.
Well, Bray, you gotta move.
Yo, what's good, man?
Yo, what the hell?
I had a murder day.
What the?
Is that the Ghostbusters organization name?
Don't worry about it.
Shit.
yo bro stop with those blackout shots the fuck is that you're not like
literally shit bro why somebody say my players little little player big
weakness thing which you won't game I was gonna say big wiener but that he
in the corner
green
yo I just got to get off my team
yo
yo my nigga
dude
why can't I hear his niggas
he talking
layup line
outlet
I can't hit you
line. Layup line. Layup line.
Y'all look here. I remind myself of a young John Stockton.
Oh, yep. Bad job. Bad job selection. See, Mr.
Greedy. Jack, Mr.
Greedy. That's that's a bad what's up with the screen, though,
like.
Bawr.
Everybody that complains about screens get screens.
I'm a young John Stockton that's what it is yo where's the screens at my nigga are you
down rage rage rage suck or here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go chat
He wants to be me he wants to be me he wants to be me
Where you going?
My outline come on we take that they're gonna earn this work
Good steal good for finish
You reach I teach young blood you reach I teach young blood who need a game everybody let me know I
Need only calm there if you trash you not game buddy my niggas simple. Oh my god. What a block what a block?
green
Pro this guy just misses everything
I think.
Yo, you can't even set a screen, where you at?
I don't know what you expect.
Yeah.
Stop inviting me, please.
Fader, I like you!
I like you!
You gotta get us up, you gotta get us up.
Yo, set me a screen, am I not speaking English?
I gotta not be speaking English. Oh, no, that's pretty nice. You missed board. No, don't don't leak
Now we got a ball game here, hold up come on a lot
Game isn't trying to give you the sauce money you're trying to charge me and shit what you know
That's a bad shot
Yeah, Jason, pick me up.
Kona!
Green.
Oh my god!
This guy's the truth!
No match!
No!
Yo!
Chad, is right stick terrible?
Is right stick bad?
You should be broken
Come up
I mean I guess I gotta switch on that
You came here you a game chat yo shit
We can all
El Frito 16 my nigga stops blaming me my nigga too
Come up to the ball
We need a stop we need a stop
bro you can just fade everything in this game
good job bro
you can actually just fade?
yeah the body shot
yeah some more fade everything man
I think they see me just pick me up man
I got you
this thing is cheating though holy shit
you got a cheater in your team that's what 2k came to
bro is this guy 2 for 7 on my team?
he's gonna shoot for game
now let me
game time
I
Okay
You came in here you might like I'm supposed to talk to you my neck. I came here you chat. How do I talk in games?
Which I like to talk in games, right?
Like I can't do it
Real facial might make sure Mike plug it in a chat. How is my team a cheating if he's four for nine?
Yeah, I'd like to be cheating these four for nine. Wouldn't he just not miss?
Create party then enter game chat. No, but bro, the thing is when I import it to
my like, when I put it into my controller, y'all can't hear. I don't
know bro I don't know what to say bro when I put it into my controller y'all
can't hear game chat shit his ass dead ass bro
yo two headsets could work way away two headsets actually could work two headsets
could work. Yo, what is this MVP sign? How many apples can fit in your ass? Like, again,
why would you even ask somebody that? Why would you ask somebody that? You play like
Carl Malone, where I don't have any sigs or a jumper, man. But that's the thing, I'm
I'm just too lazy to like watch a YouTube video and learn the broken ass speedboost.
Like, bro, if I learn the speedboost, man, it's just Jovert.
Yo, Chad, let me get another headset. Hold up. Two headsets could work.
Two headsets could work.
Here's the problem.
Yeah, here's the problem.
The problem is this, bro. Here's the problem.
If I plug my headset into the PC, I can't talk in game chat and y'all can hear it.
But I need it. I need another headset. I don't know where the fuck it is. I have another one.
I have another one.
I mean, Jack, I mean, Jack, I can't find the other headset.
who twos I like to chat twos is fun bro twos is fun twos is fun
which I what's better twos or threes
bro I feel like in twos you yo I don't know
here at the center you'll find new toggle toggle toggle toggle I'm clicking
why fucking toggle yo two games if I wanted to watch two games TV I would
watch two games TV I literally just want to play the game back up on the
If I wanted to watch you get to me, I would watch it.
Oh my god, this game is ass.
Yo.
Come on, Lua.
Press Y, Jinxie.
Yo, do you speak English, bro?
I pressed Y 26 times.
Yo, am I on with a guard?
Is Mike's teammate a guard?
Hold up, hold up.
Don't I need a center?
What is the spring button? Is it LB holding?
Dre, I got you.
Grape, come on, walk.
Yo, chat, don't I need a um...
Don't I need a guard?
You dodged! No, I just have two guards. Wait, I got a game, I got a game, I got a game, I got a game!
Ninety-five overall!
The game's been out for three days! Watch your ass!
How are you 95 overall?
The game's been out for three days!
Oh my god, my character looks like shit!
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, lock in.
No, I'm in your face. I'm in your face.
Alright.
I'm gonna get one good shotgun test every five minutes
and my center immediately gets snagged up.
Bob I mean come on. I actually got a good shotgun test and then he's still just I
Mean yeah, we're gonna lose if you can't get a board and Zeus. It's over bro. I mean we're gonna lose I
Played a world-class D world-class
What do you do?
Oh my god rule one of 2k never get on with a brown shirt never get on with a
brown shirt why did I get on with a brown shirt like am I asking to lose
Mid your face. In your face. Drake! Oh my god! What do you do? Yeah, try to rim-run,
try to rim-run. The pulse high here! Pulse high! This is what I mean, my player's ass
So he morphs by me
Now he's hot so he's unguardable
Yeah, but you see why this game's rage inducing because my center doesn't get a board
Because my center doesn't get a board instead of the score being zero zero now
He's hot and I'm literally not gonna be able to garden
Slashing takeover I may as well just give him the looper can
Slashing takeover pops a green in my face
I may as well just give this guy the lubricant, man.
Chad, it's not even my build. Bro, you're saying build, you have no ball knowledge.
I have no SIGs, no badges. I'm 84 overall, he's 95 overall. It's not my build.
I'm getting fucking spread!
Right now reaching
Well, I've been recalled that I said they're gonna miss one shot I said they're gonna miss one shot
He's gonna put his nuts in my mouth I already know it oh
Wait grab the board. Oh my god
Don't force it don't force it. Oh my god come back season actually come back season bang bang
Hold up hold up hold up hold up backdoor cutter down come on lay up on
Wait wait hold up I
Saw I saw
Wait he's behind me why is that cadested he's behind me why is that cadested he's behind me why is that?
How's this guy been hopped for five minutes?
and he just breaks. Yeah right, get the fuck out of here. You're trying to go for a clip
on me? I'm gonna come back, I promise I'm gonna come back. I'm gonna come back, I promise.
Cut her! Bang that. Yeah I'm just getting sucked into a fucking locker! Fuck!
pass, I clicked A and they ripped the ball out of my hands.
I beat a guy with an 11 overall difference who has no badges and he didn't have a center.
I'm 11 overalls higher, he made his player five minutes ago.
Like you're an idiot.
Do you know how to dribble?
Bro, back in my day I was a little sweaty kid who would look up the sigs and stuff.
But now no, I don't know how to do shit.
I don't know how to do shit, bro.
Like yeah, like I'm not gonna sit there on YouTube.
These are the best dribble packages.
Bro, I just played a game.
I need six badges jumper overall I need six six badges jumper
Jinxie would you still love me if I was a girl?
Yo am I guarding somebody's grandpa?
Oh he has a 77% field goal percentage.
All right.
Am I guarding somebody's grandpa?
Oh, we have three point guards again.
Wait a minute. Is that like Russell Westbrook? Holy shit!
Good job. Are you guys just talking about cheating?
Define?
So in this game you literally just fade in their face. That's all it is.
That was so forced. Classic slasher.
This is like the anti-defense committee. Nobody's playing any defense.
Why are you supposed to post it up in the half-court line?
You would have been wide open.
Yo, this slasher's like kind of unguardable.
He's hot, too.
Bro, this slasher's kind of unguardable, chat.
Oh my God.
Hold up, hold up.
That's good D. Bro, that's good D.
This kid's carrying us.
What?
How do they get the board?
Your chat, I'm allowed to say that's good deed without you saying pardon
Cookies fuck off my pork cookies jumper
All right guys come to the ball
Hey feed the hot hand feed the hot hand
bro if you have slashing take why are you shooting a three-pointer like I mean
he's carrying subtle care but bro if you have slash take just force a layoff
it's gonna go in why would you shoot it am I crazy you have slashed take just
I'm out. That's why I leak. You gotta give it to me quicker! That's why I leak! Fucking
release it! Layup line. Corner. Exit. Bang. Come on. Wide open catching
you mid ranger but now your slash takes gone bro now your slash takes gone why
did you shoot a three somebody somebody said you're my player gotta shift that
door-dashed actually. Come on, come on. Lock him. Bro, we have to play around the guy
that's the slasher. That's like definitely our most effective scorer. Why am I getting
double cover. What type of shit is that?
Wide open.
IN YOUR MOUTH!
You little shit!
I've been doing this two days since, since before you were born, kid!
Why is he just wide open now? I hate when someone's wide open.
Like, are you telling me you're not even near him?
Wow, that might have been the worst.
That might have been the worst move of all time.
I probably could have passed him earlier there. I'm not going to lie.
That's not me.
green map. bro why do you wait till you're regarded? that's game well no maybe it's not
game we need to stop them. we're also gonna need this three pointer that I'm about to
Yo, this guy's slashing build is actually fucking crazy.
This guy's built for the same- he's actually cramming on people.
Oh, I kind of locked him up there.
Yep, there's the fate.
I'm telling you, wait he missed, oh my god.
Yes! Oh my god!
Shoot it! You motherfuckers, shoot!
Fucking shoot it!
I didn't think he was going to keep jumping. I didn't think he was going to leave the three-pointer wide open. I thought he was going to run out to my teammate.
I thought he was going to run out to my teammate. I knew what he lost anyways. He would have break that shit regardless, man.
I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand.
Bro, it looks like all this game is just how are you 99 overall?
The game's been out for five days! How the fuck are you 99 overall?
Every time I threw for you I met with utter disappointment.
Remember you have no badges?
Yeah I know.
Yo guys!
When I have badges I'm going to be undeniable.
Literally!
Like, bro, when I have badges, I'm gonna be undeniable.
Literally, bro.
Literally.
Yo, Jinxie vs. Accountability.
No, no, no, no.
Jinxie vs. Accountability, thanks for the five gifts in.
Yo!
Yo, bro!
I'm being accountable!
The kid's 99 overall with 30 badges and beating by four.
Like, no.
No, dude.
Yo, I'm accountable.
The kid is, dude, the kid's 99 overall
five days into the game.
He hasn't jerked off.
He hasn't showered.
He hasn't eaten food.
He's literally been in 2K doing the drills in the gym.
Sure, you got the win, big bro.
He's been in the game ground for five days.
You have the win, bro.
You got the win.
You play like a girl, not going to lie.
Kezer, what does that even mean?
get out of the party chat pussy yo I am I'm out my shit doesn't work is your
center angel Reese I think it is I don't know I don't know
J.C., you be putting up play-ups? Wait, they're on a streak? They're on a 17 game streak right
now. Is that where I am? Chat, should we try to break it? Chat, should we try to break
I'm going to break it. Me and Angel Reese. Should we try to break it?
Jack, could me and Angel Reese break this 18 game streak? What do you think?
Could have even Angel Reese break this 18 game streak. What do you think?
God has got jump scared. Oh my god, he's got jump scared. Jesus! Yo, is this a face
You scan who the fuck is that this guy looks like this guy's like a crack head
Yo bro, this is like up in my face right now
says you what do you mean wait where's found for a day worst offer a day oh my god check
they're on an 18 game streak wait do these guys just end it these guys just end it jake
to jesse they just broke the streak bro oh no wait they did these guys just broke
their streak or uh
yo kid kid lock in bro wait jesse can you help me in your twitch chat room
he's got what do you do this year of course this guy's my fucking center
what you do bro what the hell did you do sorry bro I said the n word I'm a
change the man bro. Oh my god. I changed man bro please.
Yo, it's Tanner 5k bro. Hi. Yo, yo, I've been for a year.
I'm trying to support the channel bro.
The up Angel Reese.
4, 4.
Alright, you're back in shoot. One more against take.
One more against take. It's already over. We're already lost again.
I'm getting fucking spam invited, bro.
oh my god oh it's on my build you're guys three for three it's on my
fucking you made your build fucking but he just thought bro you're literally a
petite look at you bro you're getting fried right now off the poor now rock
me up I'll take us the promise land yeah I'll take a from slam rock me up
back door got him leaning coming back out got him leaning that's a shot that's a
shot back door I'm gonna cut her cut her got him leaning back out don't force
that you'll please tell me you can shoot right oh no he can't shoot he's
cutting we're trying to set you a big body trying to set you a big body okay
He said it!
I got a board, I got a board.
That's me, that's me.
No, no.
That's me. No, that's game. That's me.
This guy doesn't miss.
He didn't even wide open. That was me.
I said, I said, I said.
No Tanner, you have to guard him Tanner.
Tanner, this guy's wet as shit!
BORN! He sucks! Nevermind!
Bro, he doesn't shoot.
Oh no
I'm an inside center bumps. I it's bad. It's bad
My god
Terry I need you to cut more
There if you're listening to the screen screen and cut
Why are you jumping I miss yo wire mitty's harder than freeze right now
Yo, Tanner, screen cut.
Bro, if he could just shoot like a midi, we'd win.
I just need to be able to shoot something, because they're just going to...
you
You
These guys just broke a 17 game streak and we're about to beat them. Oh my god
I'm just forcing it out of here.
I don't know what to do, man.
We have no offense, because this center's just going to sit in the pain.
I have to force shit.
No.
Let's see if I can get separation from this fox there.
Yeah, man, I haven't been shooting.
I need to pop her, man.
Beach like they just have that
Yo, Jinxie bro, I tried my best I deserve to get on band in the twitch chat, bro
Yo, if I had a shooting center, I
Had a 5k give me a chance, bro
I'm sorry. Yeah logs pull up a shot logs
I'm trying to sell below. I'm trying to support
chat chat
But dinner 5k user slash user tanner 5k
All right, yo, Tanner, I'm crying, I'm crying.
I mean, he's been watching streams, bro, but dude, you can't just like, he's still gonna
stay banned, bro.
Bro, and you're like doing a variation of it, like, what is wrong with you, man?
Like, what is wrong with you, bro?
I
You know chat two games just
Same old same old route like I
Just need to stop being a clown and actually get my like badges and shit going bro. I didn't get my badges and shit going man
bro I need to get chat. I need to get badges. You know what I think about twos versus threes
though twos are kind of fun because like if you get a stop you could actually win by like
you could actually come back from like 20-0 like actually bro that's the cool thing
about twos though bro
wait this court needs players this is a fresh court guys this is a fresh court
y'all not gonna lie though this two guys not this two games not that bad I
I don't think this 2k is that bad
You ready for this belt bro?
You can't hold me bro, how do I tell you?
You cannot hold me
Alright, this guy's 98 overall
I probably can't
I've been on 25th game street
You haven't showered all week
He's about to aid a new creep all right
Freelo
What did he say?
Yo, unblock clip on the score producers bro
Yo, oh my god
Oh my god
I'm sorry for calling you bro
I miss those late night calls.
Oh, this was one of the guys that spammed me on TikTok.
I have, okay.
Yep, this kid's is the link.
All right, this kid's is the link.
Wait a minute, he blocked me.
On stream, he switched up on the on stream, bro.
Green in your face, fuck.
Yo, so chat, just to let you guys know.
You already missed.
All right.
Let me show him something.
Yo, he's 5'11.
Come here.
Burger.
Oh, that's a bucket, that's a bucket.
Yeah, actual burger.
This kid just called me
Yo, did this kid just call me up
Let me I'm about to knock some shit out if I lose this game hold up this kid. He's called me a burger. Oh
He's just shooting in my head
Yeah, so let's mute it lay up line
it was green to me or
just stand still. I'm going to
shoot this over your face.
Yo, you're horrible. You know,
you're actually. Yo, is he
cheating? Wait, is he? Just
shooting in my head. You made
an iron. You made an iron
build. Yo, Jack, is he
cheated? I'm not going to
get one way spectator. You're
actually a one way spectator,
I'll be a one way spectator
I'm not cheating bro, I'm cheating
Thanks, you're a one way spectator, how do I tell you?
Pass it, Pass it, thanks, come here, stand still, stand still
You're asking me cheating
No?
We're on block, clip producers on tic-tac bro
You switched up him
He's just shooting in my face
Yo, what's up?
You're jinxing, get out of the room, get out of the room.
Yo, am I playing like a little dweeb squad of hats?
You're fucking your burger-eyed dude, Monica.
Yo, if I get caught up in Burger one more time, I'm gonna lose it.
I'm actually gonna lose it, bro.
One way spectator.
You're fucking burgers.
Yo, what's this burger shit?
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, pass me real quick. I'm gonna get a poster.
What is this burger shit? What is this little kid shit?
You're a little kid, dude.
Finsville, Finsville.
Yeah, shoot my face. You're fine.
Oh my god, man. You're a fucking burger.
I'm not even kidding. I think he's cheating. I swear to god.
You gotta press Y, you fucking shit.
Press Y, you fucking shit.
Oh, Jinxie, messy retired.
Oh my god. Yeah, I ain't trade breadclaw here.
Yeah, yeah shoot my face again with your little sand in your one inch there
I mean he's literally cheating like I don't I'm not cheating. I know you're cheating
I literally guarantee you this guy's cheating
I'm 100% sure this guy's cheating.
They got anti-cheat.
Go shout out, it's the last thing you eat, watch me talk.
I'm 100% sure this guy's cheating.
Bro, why are you not on some cable?
Bro, you shot in my face five times.
He shot in my face five times.
I'm not cheating.
You're just horrible, bro.
Skill difference.
You're actually just bad, bro.
Skill difference.
Actually, horrible.
Fries.
One-way spectator.
You're five foot and he's 98.
Yo, I don't...
Yo, I don't even...
I'm like pretty sure he's cheating, though.
Yo, I don't, yo, I don't even, I'm like pretty sure he's cheating though.
Dude, he did a contested layup green.
He did like four contested threes all green.
Wait chat, what is like, what is the most common form of cheating in this game?
Is it just Zed?
You're 84 and 5 feet tall.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean you go 10 for 10 and make a contested layout
It's just a Zen, right?
Yo, if that's actually the guy I blocked on TikTok that kid right there called me nine times at three in the morning
Of course, that's how he sounded
Like some of the shots like I didn't contest but bro some of them I'm just in his face and it's just great. It's like, all right
But I feel like he's cheating. I don't know like like don't run. He's still terrible at 2k like I don't care
You know, to survive in this game, all you need to do is just have batches, broken sigs and a broken jumper. I did none of that.
I'm flat out 84 overall. If I played that kid and play now online, I'm putting belt to ask.
I mean, if he's not cheating, like I'm genuinely surprised, I mean, you can go 10 for 10 and
2K, but I think he's just cheating, bro.
I think he's just cheating.
I'm not even gonna lie to you.
I think he's just cheating.
I mean, people do cheat in 2K.
do cheat at 2k nonetheless.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie though, 2k27 doesn't feel that bad, but like, the thing is though,
if people actually can zen in the game, what's the point of even playing 2k?
Like, if people can actually cheat in the game, what is the point of playing?
Like bro, what if you're on like chat? What if you're on like a 15 game streak on 2k and then some like virgin with a Zen just comes up to your court and goes nine for nine?
I'm not even saying 100% that kid's cheating. He might have just went 10 for 10. I'm just saying like, I know thousands of people cheat on this game.
I'm saying, I mean he's probably cheating, but he might not be, bro, but I feel like
that just ruins the entire game of 2K if you can actually Zen.
Zen isn't consistent if you contest it, but I thought Zen just means everything's green.
I thought Zen just means everything's green, no?
Really?
No, but there's other devices that are more powerful than Zen.
Titan is the new one.
It works better.
No, but it's not even like, it's not even like, oh, he's
shooting like bro my players just ask like I have no badges uh no cigs no nothing bro
if I play 2k again I'm actually gonna get my shit right for like 20 minutes but I still need badges though
like bro if you're ass at 2k but you have full badges 98 overall and you're playing a 84 a fresh
84 of their first hour on the game with no badges you're gonna beat them he's gonna
work by me he's gonna shoot in my face I like that's just how the game works
mobs time out these little shit stains spamming the burger emotes please
congrats on the birth of your kid there are new scripts every week to improve
the Zen cheating experience look man I can't really speak on 2k cheating that
I haven't actually grinded 2k since like actually 2k 20
So I don't know but I'm just saying like if there actually is Zen and Titan and shit
Like I just think that totally ruins the game
What you're on a 20 game streak and then some kid just comes to your court cheating like I feel like that totally ruins the game
It ruins the whole point of the game
Totally it kills the game
Did you know about the football guy from Argentina retired?
Yo, chat nonetheless guys.
W God damn stream chat short stream late night stream.
I was on a plane for fucking five hours to the day chat tomorrow.
I'm going to go live early as fuck because it's new season of rainbow six siege.
I think I'm going to get a stack.
I might won't be won every rank with nor and yeah, I'm gonna sweat my balls off to get champion. I'm literally gonna sweat my balls off chat for the new season.
Tomorrow, should we play PC or console?
Chat, what I expect for tomorrow is long stream, long stream the next two days, the next two days long stream tomorrow long stream after probably like 810 hours of siege new season.
Man, I know PC so fun with stacks. I kind of have to play PC if I'm going to get a stack, but bro, the cheaters are so as the cheaters are actually so fucking ass, man.
Legend division, I know, I know, but bro, just so you all know, because like, I swear to God, our six announces something and then none of the player base even knows what the update is.
Legend Division is not going to be in the game tomorrow.
It's going to be in the game next season,
like midway through the season.
Like I swear, people like will hear an update
and then like think it like, bro,
it's in like a month and a half.
But I need to get, the thing is
to qualify for Legend Division,
you have to get champ in the first like month and a half.
You have to, you have to.
Bro, but I think the Legend Division
like the best idea Siege has ever came up with for the ranked system, aside from Rank 3.0, which has
been great, because like it actually gives the season playability in the end of the season.
Like back in the day, you would hit champ in like, we'd get a stack, we hit champ in like a week,
and then it's like, well, what's the point of playing ranked? Now Legend Division actually
gives you a purpose to queue ranked at the end of the season, more than the start of the season.
But yes, the goal is for this week, we're going to try to hit champion in less than like seven days. I'm going to stack every day. I'm going to sweat my ass off.
That's the goal, bro. We're going to have a lot of fun. Probably going to do 1v1 every rank with the new op.
We're going to do a bunch of other games too. But chat. Love y'all boys.
Start for the short stream and the late stream. I was on a plane for five hours. All right, boys.
Chat, tomorrow we're going to be live. The servers are up at like 11 a.m. I'm not going to go right when the servers go up. I'm probably going to go live at like 1 p.m. or something and we're going to grind chat. Love y'all boys. See you guys.