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On YouTube, chat first order of business who enjoyed the marathon. Guys, I got a little bit of a plain story today.

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So, my flight goes from.

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New work airport to Atlanta, then to Tampa today, right?

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So I have like a connecting flight layover go to Tampa.

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On my flight this morning from Newark to Atlanta,

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I'm not kidding when I say this,

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it might have been the worst landing of all time.

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We landed on the runway and almost swerved off the runway.

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The lady next to me was like,

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damn, we came in hot there.

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I was like, yeah, and I don't understand.

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I don't understand because like

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Bro, I don't know how y'all are on planes

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some of y'all might be the type of people where it's like

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You know when like somebody gets on a plane and they just like throw on headphones and then they just go to sleep

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It's like are you not?

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Are you not petrified right now?

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Bro, are you not absolutely petrified like I'm looking around everybody's got headphones on half of our sleep

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I'm like, yo, guys, we almost swirled off the runway.

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The lady next to me is like, damn, we came in kind of hot there.

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And I'm like, you think we almost died?

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We almost died like two seconds ago.

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No one else knew or care.

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I don't know.

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Now chat first thing I just got back home like an hour ago.

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Chained together was an absolute.

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I mean, guys, it was an absolute fucking movie.

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The next, next marathon.

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It's going to be early October.

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It's going to be me, Ron and Los trying to be hardcore

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Minecraft, Ron's going no armor.

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I'm going no armor.

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I'm predicting 10 days.

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I'm predicting 10 days.

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I'm not even good enough to be going no armor,

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but I'm gonna have to lock in.

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I'm predicting 10 days.

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It's gotta be cinema.

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But yeah, dude, Chained Together was literally legendary.

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Like that stream, I say this a lot,

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but I feel like I've been saying it a lot lately

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because I've just been doing like my favorite streams

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lately, but like that is one of my favorite streams ever.

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meeting WAD, getting drunk with WAD, meeting Lowe's.

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That game, like the way it's designed is just like,

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it literally teaches you, even if it sounds corny,

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the game literally teaches you,

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like if you just don't give up, you can't fail.

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You just, you can fall down a hundred times,

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you just have to keep getting back up,

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which is why I love Chain Together and I love Only Up.

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Such a great game.

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I can't believe I never played that game in like 2024,

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but I'm glad I played it now.

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Legendary game, legendary stream, legendary weekend.

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Shout out my brother, Lays, high-fives,

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for working everything behind the scenes.

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Shout out Ron Lowswad for coming.

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Guys, literally legendary.

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Next thing, we were gonna do the casino,

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we literally couldn't.

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We couldn't get, why did Riot Games just,

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why did League of Legends, was that right?

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Why did Riot just auto boot up?

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Why did riot just auto boot up?

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Next thing, we were going to do a casino stream last night in Atlantic City. I'm kind of glad we didn't because it was really unplanned and impromptu and anti climatic.

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But I say this with this, we are go. I don't know when it's going to be. It's going to be before the year ends.

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We are going to do a full blown Vegas trip. It's probably realistically going to be like me, Ron, Los Joe bar.

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I'm probably some other people too. Like, I don't even know probably more people than that. We're going to get tuxedos. We're going to fly to Vegas.

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We're going to get a whiteboard and draw out how we're going to take take down the house. It's literally going to be like the hangover live stream.

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So I'm just saying, 2026, it's going to be in 420, 2027, we're going to plan a full on Vegas stream. The four people I know are down is me, Ron, Los and Joe.

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We could do something like teams to be to whoever makes more money wins or we could do like.

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Yeah, what concept do you think is better for Vegas teams to be to like whoever makes more money wins or like we all have 10 K and we try to run it up to like 100 K.

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What do y'all think is better? Oh, also diamond gym.

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We're going to do it.

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We were talking to Hottie about it.

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Um, we're going to block it. We're not going to stream it. It's a horrible idea. There's going to be like 500 people there. We're going to be lagging. It's going to be a horrible stream.

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We're going to do it. We're going to vlog it. I don't have the date for that yet. All right. So Vegas strip is coming this year. 100%

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Now, I see the chat is spamming messy retired.

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And guys, I obviously saw this on Twitter this morning.

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I haven't read his Instagram post. I saw that he wrote it out.

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I'm just sad, bro. I'm just sad, um, have I could you pull up Messi's Instagram posts? Because he hand wrote it. He hand wrote it. It's like absolutely beautiful, but yeah, messy retired from international football today, chat.

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Hi, guys, could you see if you could pull up his Instagram post, I think, if the, if that, I think that translates.

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Because I actually don't even know what he said yet on this thing.

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But I did see this, you know, I'll give my takes on it at the end, but I think like.

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As a messy fan for my entire life, I think I'm almost at peace with it because it is very depressing.

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I don't know if I'll ever be invested in football the same way I was watching messy.

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And I think I probably speak for a lot of people.

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Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there should be like a, there should be like a translate button though. No.

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I think there should be a translate button on mobile. There is.

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Oh my God, good shit. I've asked. Okay.

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So, messy made this post 7 hours ago. I saw this when I was in the airport.

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After all this time that has passed since the finals and after much thought, I want to announce to everyone that I am retiring from the national team.

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It was a decision that hurt and still hurts to my core, but I understand that it's the right time. I swear that I always gave my all.

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Not just in the last few years when we won everything, but before that too.

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I always fought and gave everything for this Jersey to bring you joy and make you proud to be Argentinian through football.

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There's not much time left and chapters are closing.

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Damn. And this is one that hurts me very deeply. I love, loved, and will always love being on the national team.

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I've given everything I have. I have nothing more to give. And besides, there are some great young players coming up who deserve to be there.

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Thank you for all the support, all the love and support over 20 years. I'm going to miss hearing you all from the inside so much.

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Now, I'm going to be just one of you cheering and supporting from the sidelines in good times and bad even more. So.

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Thank you to my family for always being there, for accompanying me on this beautiful, but difficult journey.

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Thank you to each and every one of the coaches, teammates and managers that I had the privilege of working with. I take with me unforgettable memories and moments.

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I leave with the peace and pride of having given you, along with my teammates, dreamlike moments.

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It was incredible to have experienced it with you all. I love you. Thank you God for making me Argentinian go Argentina.

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I wrote these words on July 21st, two days after the final today after what happened to my dad. I'm even more convinced than before.

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Just literally the goat, man.

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It's just like he's so like, he's just like the way he talks. He's just so humble and smart. Like, I just, I love him, bro.

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And the fact that he hand read it is so cool.

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Like I never even see this anymore. I feel like it's just like a tweet or something.

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The fact that he hand wrote it is so cool, bro.

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I think it's AI. If you think this is AI, bro, you have a boulder in your head.

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Bro, but I'm going to say this though.

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I had a feeling that this was coming after the World Cup.

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I feel like everybody kind of had a feeling it was coming.

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I still believe he's in four years will still be able to play at a decent level internationally.

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It's just because the way he plays the game, but I understand his legs are just like so tired.

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He literally said that, like he just wants to be done.

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Um, but I think I'm at peace with it because, like, for me, I thought Messi's last World Cup was in Qatar. Like, I thought that was going to be the last time I ever watched Messi in a World Cup.

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And I'm so glad that it wasn't and I was able to see him play just one time in person.

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When I went to that Argentina England game, like, I'm as a kid, I always just wanted to see him with my own eyes, which is cool.

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So, I'm so glad that he did 1 last World Cup.

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I'm so glad that he did one last World Cup.

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I'm very happy.

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And yeah, man, he's the go.

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Now, Chapp, there's only one thing left.

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Maybe I'm delusional.

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Six month loan to FC Barcelona for this Champions League.

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Chapp, six month loan to Argentina

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for this Champions League.

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What do we think?

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What do we think, bro?

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I know he scored four goals like today.

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Whoa!

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The streamer awards recognize the best of life shooting apply now.

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You can apply in this?

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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Chad, should we do this thing?

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But yeah, man.

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Last thing I'm going to say, man, Messi's the goat.

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Always has been, always will be.

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And yeah, bro, we don't have to choose an image advice.

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Bro, I didn't even have any pictures of me on my PC.

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Hi, does that upload an image?

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Or can I just skip through?

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Happy 19.

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I'm announcing my retirement.

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Yo, chat, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Wait, hi, guys, what do I do here?

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Cause they're asking for an image,

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but I don't think I fucking have one.

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I mean, hi, guys, this is the only image I have.

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Jesus, what do I do?

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Wait, chat, can't you save an image on Google?

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Chinksy.

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Chat, which image did I use for my streamer award application?

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Chat, which image should I use for my streamer award applications?

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What do you guys think?

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Look up Jinx, see what comes up.

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Oh, it says my height's 510. I thought it was going to say like 5'9", or something stupid.

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The boulder.

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Okay, I'm not using this image.

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Chat, you guys think I should use the...

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You guys want me to use this image for my streamer awards application? Are you dead ass?

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Jinx is in domestic announces retirement. I'm announcing my retirement from rage baiting you.

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Hey bro, much respect.

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Use the cigar one. This one?

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Bro, this one's kind of iconic, though, Chad, I like this one. Chad, this one's actually not,

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Chad, this one surprisingly enough is actually not AI. This is my, Chad, this is my jawline.

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The cigar one? I mean, is it, you think they're gonna allow smoking in that?

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The cigar one is good. Okay, but have I saved low save image as

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JPEG your chat. What is it? There's been a JPEG and a PNG if there was a revolver to my head and somebody asked me the difference between a JPEG and a PNG I would just say pull pull the fucking trigger

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Yeah, use this crop right here.

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Right, guys, my head's going to explode.

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Your crop selection is invalid.

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Chad, how's this invalid for my application?

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How's this invalid?

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It's just saying it's too low res.

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High-vives help. High-vives, literally pick any image, bro. I don't even care. Just pick any image.

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Yeah, guys, I don't mess you retired, man. It's a sad day for football.

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But it's also pretty crazy to think he was going to play another World Cup. It's pretty crazy.

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But Chad, he's so cute and wholesome, bro. Like, of course, he wrote the letter, bro. Like, God, he's so cute.

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Choose recording. Okay. Have I ready?

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Allow while using the site.

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Hey, it's Jinx here.

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How's it going? How's the, uh.

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How's the weather?

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Chad, what am I supposed to do for this?

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Guys, it's like an application.

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Hey, guys, it's Jinxie here.

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I hope you're doing fine and dandy.

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A recording of how your name should be pronounced. Oh, hey, it's Jinxie jinx E or Junko or Nicholas Stewart or the tarpon springs grim reaper. It's kind of whatever floats your boat.

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Now, can I submit or link YouTube, okay?

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Link YouTube.

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What do you mean, ball right?

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I am the Tarpon Springs Grim Reaper.

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Come on.

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All right, Jynxie, hold up, hold up.

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No, no, no, no.

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All right, link this.

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Oh my God, I need my keyboard.

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Okay, okay, boom, boom, link this, link this, bang.

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Why are they not letting me submit?

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What the fuck else am I missing?

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Instagram?

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Or I don't even, do I have to do this?

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Okay, I have eyes where.

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Yeah, Instagram. Add Twitch. You need to click replace.

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Jinxie, you need some life changing dick in your life.

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Black balls, 4321.

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I still don't know how you haven't been banned, timed out, suspended, anything.

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You've been typing this brain dead message for a week.

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The name recording didn't save.

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Tiny American brain.

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Why did you sneak in American?

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Hey, it's a jinxie.

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The pronunciation is jinxie altogether jinxie.

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What am I supposed to do?

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What the fuck am I supposed to do?

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It's just bugged, fuck it.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Hi, guys, this looks new.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

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Bro, this is such a fucking, hold up.

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Okay, now what, what, what do you do at us?

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Yeah, guys, it's a video file man.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, okay, okay.

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Okay, now my YouTube link again, okay.

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Hey, hi guys, it's me.

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Can you turn the game down your mic?

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I think it went up and it's really loud when you yell.

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It's the same mic as before.

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Yeah, but turn the game down because every time you yell it just starts my ears.

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Okay, how about I'm ready.

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How did that sound?

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Yeah.

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I mean it sounds like you have CTE but that's normal. All right. I'll see you later, bro. See you.

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Okay. Okay, chat. Here's the next thing. Please fill out. Okay. Hey, how's it going? My name is JXC. The pronunciation is JXC.

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Oh my God, it worked. Yes. Okay. Best music streamer.

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Whoa. Oh, wait, this is nominating myself.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Chad, this is nominating myself.

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Okay.

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Click all of them. You want me to nominate myself for best Vtuber.

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That's what you want me to do. You want me to nominate myself for Sapphire award.

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Make sure you don't click gamer of the year. Okay. All right. That's why. Okay. Okay. All right. Best music streamer. No, I've never made a song. Best creative art streamer. No, I'm not creative or artistic. I am autistic.

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Best roleplay streamer? No. Best mobile? No. That would be probably K-Dreal. Best brand partner?

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No. I'm not a brand partner. Hidden gem? No. Best battle royale streamer? No. Best fighting game

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streamer? No. Best ma-more pig streamer? No. I still don't know what that is.

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is best Fortnite streamer, no.

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Best cozy game streamer, no.

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Best speedrun streamer, no.

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Wait, what do I do?

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Wait, what do I do?

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Best sports streamer, no.

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Probably like flight, to be honest.

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Best Minecraft streamer, no.

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Low-key Dr. Donut.

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Yeah, what do I, wait a minute.

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What do I do?

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Best FB- Oh! Oh! Wait a minute! Wait a damn minute! Okay, okay. Best strategy game streamer,

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nine. Best reality streamer, stable Ronaldo. Best IRL streamer,

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stable Ronaldo. Best vertical live streamer,

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Now stream game of the year. Ooh, way chat stream game of the year. What do you guys think?

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Yeah, what do you all know for stream game of the year?

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Secured one of them.

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This is what I'm talking about. No, no, this is what I'm actually talking about. Hi guys,

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you find a clip that like literally has 50 likes. Hi guys, this clip has 200 views.

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How do you find this? Hi guys, I legitimately think you're in like a Discord hate server.

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So yeah, I'm going to nominate myself for best FPS streamer, okay?

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Stream game of the year.

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Stream game of the year.

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Ooh, it's not going to be GTA 6 because this award show is like one week before GTA 6.

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It's not, Chad, it's not going to be GTA 6.

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This award show airs on November 12th.

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GTA 6 November 19th.

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It physically can't be GTA 6.

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It's going to be like Mechachameleon.

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Yeah, it's going to be like Mechachameleon.

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Best content group core. I don't even know of anything that's even close to core. If you want to be honest.

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That's the international streamer. I don't know.

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I don't know. Best stream duo.

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Chad, do you think do you think there's a chance me and Ron could win this?

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Chad, do you think there's a chance me and Ron could win this, bro?

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I think there's a chance, bro. I think there's a chance best streams collab

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Bro, I mean dare I say yesterday

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Dare I say yesterday like bro. We got loose out of the house

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Dare I literally say yesterday

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Best marathon stream dare I say yesterday best streamed event

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This would be like, I'm going to say a lot of extremer games.

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I'm going to say a lot of extremer games.

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What else chat? What else can be in here?

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I'm going to say a lot of extremer games.

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Oh, super you, super you, super you.

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Yep, yep, yep, fairs.

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Best stream series.

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I don't really know too much about these.

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I don't know too much about the stream series.

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Chat, what would this be considered?

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Chad, what, wait, Chad, hold up, hold up.

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What is, oh, I'll be a Sanctuary would be a series, yeah.

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Chad, I'm still going to that.

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Yo, last time I'm changing the date on this, I swear, my Fortnite tournament is September

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20th, the streamers we have for this, it's literally insane.

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Chad, I'll tell you, everybody we have for this so far, this is in one day.

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So this is in one day, this is in one day, this is in one day.

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Jack, this is every streamer we have for the Fortnite streamer duos tournament, no pros.

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Jynxie, I'm probably not going to play, I'm going to watch.

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Bradley Martin, Courage JD, Vic Star, Ludwig, CypherPK, Deji,

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Phase adapt phase rug agent mr. Arthur flight

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Flight reacts is in the four-night tournament

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Russell angry jinge most poros TV Valkyrie yummy soil

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Royal penguin tea banks Tyler one only pixel it's Timmy

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Nadexie probably gonna put them on a team with me on any roux Garfield is doc

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We've got 40 people in a day in a day. Oh, and also vanilla mace is playing on a team with KDB. They're going to be a duo. I don't have them in the Twitter group chat because they don't have Twitter, but they're going to be in a team.

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day in a day. Oh, and also vanilla mace is playing on a team with KDB. They're going to be a duo.

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I don't have them in the Twitter group chat because they don't have Twitter,

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but they're going to be in a duo. So there's 45 people in a day.

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Insane, Ron. Ron is winning. We're hard nerfing, Ron. Ron and Lacey. So here are the players

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that are getting nerfed in the Fortnite tournament. Ron is going to be on a controller and he's

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he's gonna have probably like flight on his team.

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Oh my God, that's gonna be.

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Ron is probably gonna have flight or loss.

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Lacey's probably gonna have Marlon.

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CypherPK is gonna be on controller.

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Lacey's gonna be on controller.

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Ron's gonna be on controller.

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CurvageJD is gonna be on controller.

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If you're one of those like Fortnite YouTubers

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or Fortnite streamers, we have to put you on a controller

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because there are people in here

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literally asking me how to build.

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I'm down to have XQC in the tournament. If XQC will play, it's like a 20% chance.

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Speed, chat. I asked Speed if he wants to be in it because I know Speed likes Fortnite.

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I asked Speed if he wants to be in it. I'll let you know what he says.

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But yeah him like dude speed on a team would be in like insane

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Jeff what I'm gonna do is I'm not gonna play in it

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I want to have the best POV of like everybody at the end game and stuff

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So I'm just gonna be watching the games

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Good I'm saying

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Chat I think but now this is like

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Neon is playing in this and Nate XC now just you don't know what I'm talking about if you don't play 2k

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I might put them on a team. It's been like six years, bro

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I might put neon and Nate XD on the team.

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Brodrick and three different drinks at the same time.

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Ozzy is going to be watch party.

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Faxity is going to be watch party.

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It's going to be insane.

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I'm probably chat should we watch with Ozzy do you think?

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This is going to be September 20th chat.

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I've been changing the dates a bunch because of

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Epyx alignment and my alignment with my schedule and stuff.

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It is 100 percent happening September 20th.

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Joe Bart is playing.

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Joe Bart is playing.

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Joe Bart is playing in the Fortnite tournament.

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Everything I said, chat, there's going to be no pros.

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It's going to be 100 streamers.

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Now, there's probably going to be some people that drop out,

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people that don't show up.

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It's probably going to be like 96 streamers.

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There will be no pros.

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If you're a Fortnite guy with a Fortnite background,

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you're going to get nerfed.

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It's going to be insane.

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Price pool?

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I don't have the price pool.

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I'm telling you this here and now.

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The Fortnite tournament on September 20th is going to be the most entertaining tournament

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we've ever done because of how Fortnite is.

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You guys know, we've watched like five FNCS like Div Cups with Ozzy.

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The end games of Fortnite are actually cinema and when it's a hundred streamers that everybody

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knows it's going to be insane. Yeah, Togi's playing. Guys, Togi is going to be in the Fortnite

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tournament. I literally, I never even texted Togi about another tournament because I know

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he wouldn't want to be in another tournament. Togi, I texted because he got a Fortnite

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victory royale tattoo. Togi might be duos with like Steve will do it. Like this tournament

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It's gonna be actually insane.

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Ken, I asked Ken if he wants to play.

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Everybody knows Fortnite.

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It's gonna be, this streamer tournament

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will be on top of all this Fortnite one.

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It will be the best one.

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It will be the best one.

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It'll be the best one.

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I'm not doing LAN, that's gonna be too hard to set up.

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Remote.

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Now, Chad, here's my next question.

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For this Fortnite tournament,

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I know y'all are pumped about it.

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I'm fucking pumped.

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What drops do you want Epic to do?

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I was thinking like realistically,

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a skin wrap could be really cool

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and a glider could be really cool.

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What do y'all want?

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Okay, you guys mean like a foot on skin.

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You don't even mean a gun wrap.

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But Chat, have they ever done that before?

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Have they ever done twitch drops for a skin?

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Because guys, I could ask them, I don't know what they're going to say, though, guys, it's not going to be my eye. I don't I don't have icon skin.

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What I think for this for night tournament is it should be a.

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It should be the dream drop for this for night tournament would be like a skin.

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But if we can't get a skin low key, a glider and a gun wrap could be cool, but I'll ask

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them for a skin, but I don't know.

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Put speed on a team with flight.

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Yo, like I said, I'm not going to say speed is going to play.

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I'm just saying if he plays, that'd be sick because he's never played one of my tournaments

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before and I know he likes Fortnite.

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So I asked him.

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I never even asked him about the other ones, but I know speed actually likes Fortnite

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and there's no pros.

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So he'll actually be good.

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But I asked him, if speed plays, I probably realistically put him on a team with like flight.

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God, but Ron and flight would be a movie too. There's going to be no pros guys. There's going to be no pros.

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There's going to be no pros speed and Kai would be a funny ass team. That would be a funny ass team.

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But yeah, like, I don't know. So I don't know about the drops yet. I know there's going to be drops. They said they're going to be good.

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But they told me to ask you guys what you want the drop to be

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How many games

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Chat how many games should the four nights are gonna be like seven or eight

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The only thing I need to figure out is like keeping track of points

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I'm probably gonna get into like a call with like epic and stuff because four nights are limits

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unbiasedly are the hardest to set up because bro you have to get a hundred people with like a somewhat aligned schedule

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But bro, I'm just saying like, I know this is going to be the best one just because of how for night, how entertaining for how entertaining for it is, it's going to be the best one put Ron on a team with badly Martin.

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That would be funny as shit too.

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I don't know yet. I don't know yet. I'm just really, really excited for the four net tournament invite peanut. I did invite peanut.

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I invited Pina, I don't know if he's going to play him, Slim Jim thinking about it, but

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yeah chat like, Deji, oh Deji and Ginge are going to be a duo for the tournament, for

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the four night tournament.

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Like I'm going to put people together that I know are just going to be funny as hell

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together.

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Like KDB and Vanilla Mace, that's going to be a four night duo.

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They're going to be funny as hell.

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They are funny as hell.

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Deji and Ginge, that's going to be a duo.

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They're going to be funny as hell.

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And like flight that would be funny as hell or Ron and Los

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Lacey and Marlon like I just want to put people together where they're gonna have a good ass time because I just want everybody have a good time

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But it's gonna be insane. It's gonna be peak September 20th. That's six days before my birthday

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six days before globals of four night, which will watch um

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And yeah, I'm not moving the date again. I've moved to date four times

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Everyone can play on the 20th like literally everyone so it's the best it's the best day to do it and it's on a Sunday

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Which is great on the weekend. It's a week before globals, which is great

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And yeah chat Cypher pk asked me about being in a video of

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1v1ing like me 1v1ing every bank and for tonight chat what rank would I realistically lose that I almost beat speed bro

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Speeding me 5-4. But I told Cypher like, yeah, probably like right before. Silver, bronze.

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Guys, the thing is I would ask Queso, but I know Queso hates 4-9. Queso literally hates 4-9.

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I could ask him anyways, but dude, Queso, dude, when we played 4-9 with Queso, he literally

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wanted to play no bill. He, he hates more than, but I could ask him. I could ask him.

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Oh, I would lose to unranked. Okay. I would lose to unranked.

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All right. Now chat in other news, bro. Oh, let's finish this. I don't know how I just got

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off on this tangent. How did I just yap up for 20 minutes? Yes, Fortnite 100 streamer tournament 100 streamer slash YouTubers tournament, um, September 20th, it will be the most entertaining one yet, trust me, and there will be drops. Next thing.

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Best stream event in my opinion, this is going to be streamer games or streamer university. I think streamer university is going to win because that was an incredible stream series. I don't know.

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Best VTuber probably peanut. Yeah, he never win this best variety streamer case. So definitely 100% I would throw like case or Joe probably case. So, if you're talking like variety games.

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Um, best just chatting streamer, I would give this to Joe. I would go best variety streamer case. So best just chatting streamer Joe.

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Joe's literally the king of just chatting.

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Um, rising star award. I don't know.

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I don't know. Chat, who would win this rising star award?

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Who would win this one? You guys saying, nitro cam. I do that. I think he's past 1000 viewers though.

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I think he's literally past 1000 viewers.

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Oh, this means began the year wait low key wardrobe low key like wardrobe, bro, I think

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wardrobe is funny as hell.

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Best breakout streamer.

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Best breakout streamer of this year.

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Last year was definitely like Marlin for sure.

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Highbinds. You guys have been saying highbinds for five years. Best breakout

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streamer this this year.

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I feel like Senna's always been a really big streamer though. I feel like

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Senna's always been a really big streamer though. J-Shox actually like, J-Shox

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That's not even a bad, like, guess.

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I don't know who's gonna win this.

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Yana, I feel like Yana had a big breakout last year.

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I feel like Yana had a big breakout last year.

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Haskell is good.

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Haskell, I could see Haskell winning this.

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Haskell had a really good year this year.

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Like, honestly, love you to death, kid.

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I remember that.

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I could see that.

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Laze.

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Oh, dude, I love Laze.

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Yo, Ron has like,

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Ron has the goat, cameraman.

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I've been, dude, I literally love Lays.

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Every time I see Ron, I look forward to it just to see Ron,

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but also knowing that I'm gonna see Lays.

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Like, dude, Lays is just awesome.

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The Lays is awesome person.

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League of their own, hmm.

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I think Maya won this last year.

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Bro, low key, I think Maya wins this again.

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Dude, the clip of like her in Adapt

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with like the grizzly bear running past them.

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It's like, no one else is streaming that.

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No one else is streaming that, bro.

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Like it's just, her streams are so cool.

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I'm actually so excited to go to Alvia Sanctuary.

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I'm going on the 17th of September.

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Dude, after we finished the chain together stream,

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Ron helped me because like, dude, my problem is like,

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I would always plan stuff out

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that would like jumbled up on the same date.

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So Ron told me like he put me on

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to just using like the Google calendar thing.

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So now I have every date like booked out.

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You know what I'm saying?

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I think League of their own, bro, should, in my opinion,

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for sure go to Maya again.

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The Hurran Adapts trip in Alaska was such a cool,

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like, that was such a, it's like so unique.

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Like, I don't think anybody else streams like that.

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Sapphire Award, bro, I think Senna, chat.

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I think Senna, Senna's kind of the truth.

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Senna's the truth.

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You, me, me, okay.

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Yes, and it's low key the truth chat gamer of the year 2026.

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This dude, this award is, it's this award stacked every year.

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Chat, this, not you, not you.

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See bro, there's two types, no, no, no.

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There's two types of jinksy chatters bro.

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There's two types of jinksy chatters.

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There's the people saying you

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and there's people saying not you.

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Don't even try it.

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Gucci, my mob is saying, don't even think about it.

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Somebody said, Lote!

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Yo, here would be my nominees for Gamer of the Year.

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Okay, so it's Timmy, me, see how I snuck myself in.

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Bro, Loki, Ron?

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Like, Ron's so good at gaming.

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Um, who else bro?

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Who else?

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Yeah, like Timmy's such a good nominee, bro, but the the the marathon thing Timmy's doing on every game is so cool. Like, I think that's so cool.

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Muda. The thing is, Muda actually is a generationally talented gamer.

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Bro, he had platinum in two months, but the thing is, Muda's legacy is stained.

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When people think of Muda, they're not going to think of hitting platinum in two months

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in League, which is remarkably impressive.

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They're just going to think of the Muda files.

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Like, bro, that's the thing.

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Muda is a great gamer, though.

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Like Muda is a great gamer.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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But yeah, I'm going to throw myself in there, man.

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I know you guys are gonna type random kid,

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but guys, honestly, all my streams are

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is literally just gaming, like 95% of the time.

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Streamer of the year.

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Chat, honestly, bro, this is gonna be like really hard to win.

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Chat, this is gonna be really hard to win, dude.

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As y'all know, I've never won this award.

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I've been nominated.

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This would be, I believe, the third time

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I've been nominated for this award if I did get nominated if I did if I did get nominated this year

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This will be the third time. I've never won this award. I think though

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In my opinion, this is my best year of streaming

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For sure, but bro, it doesn't mean it's gonna be easy to win. That's that's gonna be like that's gonna be really hard to win

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But yeah, man, we'll see chat

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We'll see we'll see what happens, bro. We'll see what happens

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It's also, not even just my best year, but it's been my favorite year of streaming, it's been my favorite year of streaming for sure.

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Like, dude, I've done so much cool stuff this year and like met so much cool people. Like, you literally this weekend, I met Lois and Wad.

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Like, this has been my favorite year of streaming ever. I know when I'm like the old man one day with gray hair.

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I'm going to think back to these times, bro.

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Are you going to go?

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No chat. I like I like reacting with y'all. I like reacting with y'all

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Last year when I reacted to the streamer awards, that's where this gift came from

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So I like reacting with y'all normally what I do on the streamer awards is I have like five beers and have a good time

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You see where's best eater of the year, it's not an award. Why would they even do this?

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Best FPS streamer. Okay, so wait chat. What is this one? Streamer who creates the most entertaining first person shooter content.

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See chat. Notice how they said this and not skillful.

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Valorant overwatch call of duty counter strike halo and others.

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This is what I'm talking about.

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Yo, I understand bro that like guys, I understand you're not going to put.

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Bro, why is C is not even an option?

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C just isn't even an option.

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One is definitely gonna get nominated for this award

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and one honestly could win this award.

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You guys are saying random game, dead game, shit game.

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I guarantee you C has more players right now on it

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than Overwatch 2 and 100% Halo.

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100% Halo.

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Not Valorant, not CS, not Cod.

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I guarantee you, Siege has more.

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If you, bro, the thing is, nobody even knows

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how many people play Siege.

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I don't even know.

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Because 70% of people who play Siege are on Xbox

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and console and then people go,

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oh, look at Siege's Steam charts.

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There's 70,000 people.

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Yeah, that's 30% of the player base.

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Search it up.

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and everything I just said you ignored are 16 charts.

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Let's see, let's see if Overwatch 2 and Halo are more popular.

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Remember, this is not counting Xbox and PlayStation,

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which is majority of the player base.

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74,000 playing an hour ago, 88,000 peak.

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That's really good.

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Bro, 60 to 70% of the player base,

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I would say probably 60% now is console

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because a couple of years ago console was bigger.

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This is really good.

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This is not counting Xbox or PS. This is good. This is not a dead game

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Bro, stop throwing around the term dead game so much. Oh

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A game's not at its absolute peak

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dead game

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Bro, motherfuckers are calling fortnight a dead game

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Stop

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It's not dead

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Like though the term just get I

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Just spit so much on my monitor

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Oh my god.

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That is disgusting.

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No, you know what it is.

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You know what it is.

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I figured it out.

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I know how.

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Okay.

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This is the mind of a gamer.

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If I, if I don't play a game and I stopped playing the game, the game is immediately

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dead.

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You got to saying Fortnite is a dead game.

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I guarantee you right now on Xbox and PlayStation,

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Fortnite is probably the second most played game

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in the world right now behind like Roblox.

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Bro's mad, bro, I'm mad because it's the,

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dude, people throw around the term dead game way too much.

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Yo, what I consider a dead game is like,

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oh, you can't even queue

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because the servers are shut off.

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So chat on fortnight right now guys on fortnight right now

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There are 2.2 million people on fortnight right now

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If that means fortnight is a dead game then I don't know what's in a live game

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Like, I don't know what's in the lab game.

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I'm telling you, bro, on Xbox and PlayStation, Fortnite is probably the second-most play game, besides Roblox.

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But this is good. Guys, this means if you do simple math, PC is not the majority of people who play Siege.

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Majority of people who play Siege is like Xbox and PlayStation. I'd say this is probably 40%.

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So, you're talking around, you know, on siege at any given time, there's probably 150 to

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200,000 people on the game at any given time.

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It's not bad.

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That's only steam.

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It's not bad.

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It's literally not bad.

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Take accountability for fucking what?

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Next thing I was going to say.

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Oh, Overwatch 2 player count.

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Wait, wait, wait. Why can't you do overwatch to steam charts only overwatch?

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Okay, but even this is lower than Siege.

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Even that's lower than Siege.

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Oh, it's not on steam.

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Oh.

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Why did I get off on another tangent?

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Okay. Well, chat. There you go, man. There you have it.

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Next thing, what was I going to say?

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Oh, new season of Rainbow six seasons tomorrow.

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Now, I'm not going to do a 24-7 marathon to reach champion.

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Relax. I just did a marathon. I have a bunch of stuff I'm doing in the next couple of days anyways, but tomorrow's going to be a long ass stream.

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I'm probably going to get a stack. I also want to do 1v1 every rank with the new operator, nor I really want to do that. And like, have you guys play shields against me?

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But yeah, bro.

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The goal for the new season of siege, I'm not going to solo queue. Um, I'm also going to play way more games on siege this season. I did last season last season. I feel like 90 games total across 2 platforms.

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I'm going to hit champion the 1st week of siege.

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Then, in like a month, legend division comes out.

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That amount of legend division comes out now.

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We have a react to do, but 1 more thing.

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Okay, schedule.

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Schedule coming up here is.

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Tomorrow, September 1st.

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New season.

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Of rainbow 6 each going to be set them up.

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Then fast forward to September 17th,

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obvious sanctuary in Texas.

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It's going to be cinema. Fast forward September 20th,

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100 streamers slash YouTubers for my tournament.

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Fast forward early October.

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I don't have the exact date.

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Early October, me,

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Lose Ron, not ending stream until we beat hardcore Minecraft.

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I have no armor.

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Ron has no armor probably going to be the longest you've ever done. No, definitely going to be the longest you've ever done. That's going to be cinema outside of that. Oh, one more thing, November 14th, me, Los, Ron are going to play every grand theft auto five heist in a single stream.

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We still need to find a fourth who wants to do it with us.

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5 days before GTA 6 comes out, me, Ron, Loos, and a 4th, we don't know who it is yet, are going to play every Grand Theft Auto 5 heist in a single stream, the week of GTA 6.

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But that's everything for now. That's everything for now, chat. Next thing.

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We have a banger video.

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Now, the name of this video is it's just content.

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Now, I saw Joe react to this the other day.

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If you all remember when I went to go shower and we threw this video on while I was showering,

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I have not watched this video.

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Now, I assume this video is going to be about like people not knowing the line of

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content and decency running around in public slapping people in the face.

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But let's see what happens.

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See what happens. Lock it.

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This is just causing me.

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It's just content.

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I need my...

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I need my...

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Can't sit down.

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It's pretty clear that now in 2026 we live in a completely different environment when

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it comes to social media.

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But, you know what it is, though?

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It's... everything gets masked as rage bait, and I've actually figured it out.

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I figured it out. I figured it out. And I know half of the chat is trying to rage bait me probably right now rage bait is cool when it's actually fine.

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The thing is rage bait is cool. By the way, mods, if people are going to count pauses throughout the entire reaction, just time them out. I'm not doing this rage bait is cool when it's actually funny.

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The problem is people just classify. Oh, I'm just going to be annoying as rage bait.

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That's not rage bait. You're just being annoying

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Media nowadays people are willing to do literally anything just for content

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Just to go viral on social media just content is a phrase for blatant disrespect and violence anytime

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Anybody gets mad at you for something that you did each year on your girl is just content. You hit somebody

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She's content is coming out in public. It's just content. You know in the name versus just content

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He spit on somebody, it's just content!

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Everything is just content!

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Every single move, anything!

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Yeah, this video's gonna be a banger.

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You do that, it's disrespectful in any way.

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It doesn't matter.

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You can't get mad at me because anything that I do,

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if I'm recording it, then it is just content!

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It is just for content purposes!

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So if I bring up your death, remember us!

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It's just content!

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Okay, but that's the thing and I'm going to explain this very simply.

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This is mainly just IRL streaming.

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It does bleed into desktop streaming sometimes.

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Like there's definitely incidents of it happening.

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But like if you think about it like very simply, right?

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This is another great example.

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Remember when we were at the streamer games

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and the kid was IRL streaming on his phone,

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kick streaming and he ran in front of five streamers

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who had a bow and arrow in their hand risking his life?

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It's like, well, in his mind, he's like,

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well, if I don't do this, there won't be a cliff.

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If I don't do this, there won't be a cliff.

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So he's like, I'm gonna hop the fence

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and endanger my life.

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That's the thing.

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That's the thing.

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And then it like bleeds into like,

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oh, you're walking around in Miami, IRL streaming.

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Well, if I don't punch this guy in the face

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or if I don't provoke this guy to punch me in the face,

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there's no clip.

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So it just turns into that whole mindset

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and I swear IRL streaming makes it 30 times worse.

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You're saying, dude, damn near anything that you want

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and receive absolutely no consequences.

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This guy was out here saying all of these things

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about his mother, talking about his future kids,

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dazing him out here being like,

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God, there's no foundation in the max.

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You a diva?

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You're not a diva, you're a demon.

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Like, why is this that?

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One thing that I've noticed about this planet Earth

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is about how fake everybody is.

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Like, everybody is fake.

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Even the ones that smile to you

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and you walk up to them,

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you can talk about real life, right?

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Outside the camera.

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The ones that smile to you

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and act like they're your friend, they're fake.

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They don't feel that same way.

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They're only doing that because they're trying to be socially acceptable.

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The same thing an example can be used for online streaming.

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These people will do things that they would never do in real life.

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They are doing things only because the camera is there.

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Because when OJ do that in front of Max and destroy BlackBall himself from the industry,

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I'm gonna check it on Max, bro.

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You see that?

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Okay, so about the Max thing really quick.

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And this is very important thing.

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This OJ guy, if you genuinely, legitimately cared about Max

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and were looking after Max like you said you were in the clip,

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you would have spoke to him off-camera.

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Because you spoke to him on-camera,

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you're clearly just trying to make a moment out of it.

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If you actually do,

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if you genuinely actually care about somebody,

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you will handle the problem off-camera, period.

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You would not do this.

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He's like, I'm doing this because I care about you.

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It's like, no, you don't, bro.

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You do not care. If you actually care about someone, you do it off-camera.

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OJ, do that in front of Max and destroy BlackBall himself from the industry.

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I took him on Max, bro.

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You see that? Absolutely not.

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I don't want to be a demon.

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Y'all keep the SpongeBob shirt. Y'all like the SpongeBob shirt.

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I think this video is slightly over-edited.

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One strange addiction that I've had within the past couple of days

01:03:37.100 --> 01:03:43.540
has been checking OJ Simpson, I mean OJ Sov's Instagram, TikTok, followers, analytics, whatever

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it's called, to see if it's going up or down. And let me tell you, it's going down!

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YEEEAAAH!

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By the way, I do not condone any hate towards this individual. Please do not go and attack

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this individual. I'm simply stating the fact that he's gaining the consequences of attacking

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and, well, you know, going after Blackboard Max.

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And then the guy makes an entire video trying to double down on what he said, being

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like oh it's just a character and everybody wait hold on did he make like a music video

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after this i didn't even i didn't even know this happened it's an entire video trying to double

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yo is this like a music video

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but yeah watch it i'd uh probably rather get kicked in the nuts down on what he said being

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like oh it's just a character and everybody in streamer u is playing a character that's a cute

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wave saying it's just content. That's the most beautiful golden wave saying it's just content.

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Absolutely no accountability at all taken.

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I'm fighting demons. Are you a demon?

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And I've noticed this even moving on from Schumer's University like for an example the

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It's just disrespect city men the black boys don't care what is going on in their house

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It's going to the point where somebody can literally blow up your entire house

01:05:05.880 --> 01:05:09.440
And they still walk up to you and be like you not on concert

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It's just yo I am like I get the fast-paced editing style

01:05:13.440 --> 01:05:17.400
But does there have to be like an explosion in my eyes every three seconds

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There was something that was blatantly disrespectful that happened to dance that made Tyler go on this whole branch

01:05:24.080 --> 01:05:27.120
It's like this whole movement talking about it's just content.

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I spit on you, it's content. I smack on you, it's content.

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It's content, it's content, it's content, it's content.

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Somebody say, it's content, it's content.

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All this is just, it's just content, it's just content, yes.

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And the point that he's trying to prove is the fact that there's no line between disrespect and respect.

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There's absolutely no line in the-

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So, chat, if you walk up to somebody in a Miami super mall right now with steel toad boots and kick them at full velocity right in the testicles, but you have an IRL cameraman behind you, you're all good because it's just content even though their balls are going to turn purple.

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This is becoming a lot more apparent.

01:06:16.520 --> 01:06:18.000
I would do that to you.

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New streamers that you're about to see in the streaming world.

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Y'all saw those new no-name streamers acting like children, throwing condomings and weird

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things around people and just disrespecting people?

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Well, y'all should stop complaining and pay attention to them because those are very

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soon going to be the new faces of the streaming world.

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One thing that I've noticed is that every single year there's a new era of streamers

01:06:37.680 --> 01:06:40.720
that end up taking over my 4U page every single year.

01:06:40.720 --> 01:06:44.680
And I like StreamerU because what it does is it broadcasts these people at a more

01:06:44.680 --> 01:06:45.680
global scale.

01:06:45.680 --> 01:06:50.100
So now you know a lot more of what to expect within the next coming year of what you're

01:06:50.100 --> 01:06:51.100
going to see.

01:06:51.100 --> 01:06:54.920
Also, being that the theme in this video is Streamers University, I thought that the funniest

01:06:54.920 --> 01:06:58.640
thing about Streamers University was those people that have like a hundred thousand followers

01:06:58.640 --> 01:07:02.960
on a certain platform like Twitch or Twitter or whatever, you know, those streamers, they'll

01:07:02.960 --> 01:07:07.920
be on the court hooping and then as soon as that girl, as soon as that girl makes

01:07:07.920 --> 01:07:11.120
eye contact with a big streamer, she's gone.

01:07:11.120 --> 01:07:14.720
Like she will literally spit on the ground and treat you like dirt.

01:07:14.720 --> 01:07:19.340
It don't matter if you define it as dude in the lobby if you're not black boy max, you're not getting them

01:07:19.340 --> 01:07:23.680
And this really makes me want to get on to the next intersection of this video, which is

01:07:30.020 --> 01:07:34.160
Making sacrifices for content. They are probably watching this being like

01:07:34.160 --> 01:07:41.660
He's smiling and talking about how Kaisen had his clone and this and that and the third and the free main type stuff in religion, ideology.

01:07:41.660 --> 01:07:42.160
No.

01:07:42.160 --> 01:07:46.660
Now when I was 16, I had a very ignorant and uneducated statement about selling.

01:07:46.660 --> 01:07:52.060
Yo, if this screen stretches one more time, I'm gonna like, dude, I'm gonna lose it.

01:07:52.060 --> 01:07:55.260
Your soul, talking about how it's not real and how people are dumb.

01:07:55.260 --> 01:08:03.960
And I do kind of believe that to a certain extent, but my definition of selling your soul is selling your pride, your dignity, your values, and your self-worth.

01:08:03.960 --> 01:08:07.040
for a specific audience, a platform or money online.

01:08:07.040 --> 01:08:08.680
It could even be for girls too.

01:08:08.680 --> 01:08:10.740
And when I bring that up, that makes it seem like

01:08:10.740 --> 01:08:13.200
everybody sold their soul at one point in time

01:08:13.200 --> 01:08:15.680
because everybody has sacrificed their dignity

01:08:15.680 --> 01:08:17.640
at one point in time for cloud online.

01:08:17.640 --> 01:08:19.360
At one point in time, you've thought about it,

01:08:19.360 --> 01:08:21.240
you've thought about it, you've definitely thought about it.

01:08:21.240 --> 01:08:23.040
You wanna know why I believe I'm gonna make it

01:08:23.040 --> 01:08:24.000
as a content creator?

01:08:24.000 --> 01:08:25.360
Because to be a content creator,

01:08:25.360 --> 01:08:27.920
you have to have something mentally going on with you

01:08:27.920 --> 01:08:29.600
and able for you to genuinely make it.

01:08:29.600 --> 01:08:33.000
The experience you have.

01:08:33.000 --> 01:08:39.260
You understand what a man has to go through to publicly embarrass himself in front of people in the public area?

01:08:48.560 --> 01:08:51.740
And just not care for clicks and views online

01:08:56.360 --> 01:09:02.280
I'm gonna be calling y'all copycats, you know, I'm see for clone see for copy what you're about to watch

01:09:03.000 --> 01:09:09.300
Is gonna be painful right like this video could have been made a little bit better by just like showing clips of

01:09:09.500 --> 01:09:11.980
Instances and then like giving commentary about it

01:09:12.700 --> 01:09:18.500
Instead of like a bomb explosion with the screen scratching every three seconds. I'm gonna be suffering

01:09:18.500 --> 01:09:20.920
But maybe it why maybe it's smart

01:09:33.000 --> 01:09:34.740
We're gonna make some fun stuff, right?

01:09:34.740 --> 01:09:35.240
Yeah.

01:09:35.240 --> 01:09:37.880
We're gonna go into a place and we're just gonna say

01:09:37.880 --> 01:09:38.720
unknown language.

01:09:38.720 --> 01:09:39.640
Nobody's gonna know.

01:09:39.640 --> 01:09:40.120
Nobody.

01:09:40.120 --> 01:09:40.620
All right.

01:09:40.620 --> 01:09:41.120
All right.

01:09:41.120 --> 01:09:41.620
All right.

01:09:41.620 --> 01:09:42.120
All right.

01:09:42.120 --> 01:09:42.620
All right.

01:09:42.620 --> 01:09:43.120
All right.

01:09:43.120 --> 01:09:44.120
This is what I do.

01:09:44.120 --> 01:09:45.720
This is what I do.

01:09:45.720 --> 01:09:47.200
Is that how you spell sacrifice?

01:09:47.200 --> 01:09:49.200
I need a cheater.

01:09:49.200 --> 01:09:51.200
I need a cheater.

01:09:51.200 --> 01:09:53.200
I need a cheater.

01:09:53.200 --> 01:09:56.200
I need a cheater.

01:09:56.200 --> 01:09:58.200
I need a cheater.

01:09:58.200 --> 01:10:00.200
I need a cheater.

01:10:00.200 --> 01:10:13.520
So he went into a McDonald's and did that like, bro, what?

01:10:13.520 --> 01:10:34.940
If LeBron James was never in the NBA I swear he'd be a great streamer bro LeBron is actually

01:10:34.940 --> 01:10:46.100
hilarious dude you can't do that what's what do you mean doesn't matter you

01:10:46.100 --> 01:10:49.580
can't do that you legally cannot record in that moment what do you mean I can't

01:10:49.580 --> 01:10:54.260
do that I put so much time into it okay and you can't be serious doesn't matter

01:10:54.260 --> 01:10:58.260
how much work you put into it look just flip on to the next section of the

01:10:58.260 --> 01:11:01.660
video so we can work on the next video already I'm not trying to wait all

01:11:01.660 --> 01:11:06.620
this time just to upload some 15-minute video that's not even that good please

01:11:06.620 --> 01:11:11.740
you're a DJ clone you're not even supposed to be showing your face

01:11:15.220 --> 01:11:22.100
I'm out like I'm I cannot finish this video I'm out bro like bro you could

01:11:22.100 --> 01:11:26.340
have just made the video the clips of like what you're talking about and then

01:11:26.340 --> 01:11:32.900
given commentary on it. I like, I, there's like a loud explosion in my ass every time,

01:11:32.900 --> 01:11:40.420
every time I go 30 seconds. Fuck! Man? Oh my God!

01:11:40.420 --> 01:11:52.100
All right, chat.

01:11:52.100 --> 01:11:58.820
Um, what's McCall this?

01:11:58.820 --> 01:12:05.820
Get out, get out, get out, get out.

01:12:28.820 --> 01:12:30.880
you

01:13:28.820 --> 01:13:43.820
You're back.

01:13:43.820 --> 01:13:48.820
You're back.

01:13:48.820 --> 01:13:56.820
I'm back kittens.

01:13:56.820 --> 01:13:58.820
Apply your foot cream.

01:13:58.820 --> 01:14:00.820
I haven't needed that for a year.

01:14:00.820 --> 01:14:03.820
I haven't needed that for a year, man.

01:14:03.820 --> 01:14:05.820
Leave again.

01:14:05.820 --> 01:14:06.820
Now chat.

01:14:06.820 --> 01:14:09.820
New season of R6 is tomorrow.

01:14:09.820 --> 01:14:11.820
What should we hop on, boys?

01:14:11.820 --> 01:14:13.820
What should we hop on tonight?

01:14:13.820 --> 01:14:16.820
Bro, also, I want to do 1v1 every rank with the new op.

01:14:16.820 --> 01:14:18.820
I want to do 1v1 every rank with the new op,

01:14:18.820 --> 01:14:24.820
and y'all just spam shields against me and we see how good it actually is.

01:14:24.820 --> 01:14:27.860
yet I'm not going to get on R6 because the new season is tomorrow.

01:14:30.580 --> 01:14:34.180
I low key kind of want to do that tomorrow. I'm not even kidding.

01:14:34.180 --> 01:14:38.740
Like we 1v1 every week with the new out. Will he be in the game tomorrow? Will he?

01:14:42.740 --> 01:14:48.100
Will he? Jack with the 10 gifted subs.

01:14:48.100 --> 01:14:53.100
This guy, not a bad shout.

01:14:53.780 --> 01:14:56.620
I have been missing someone's rift a little bit.

01:14:59.780 --> 01:15:00.620
But yes, shout.

01:15:00.620 --> 01:15:03.100
Also other things, gold marathon on league.

01:15:03.100 --> 01:15:03.940
I don't have a date.

01:15:03.940 --> 01:15:04.980
That's in the works.

01:15:04.980 --> 01:15:05.820
I didn't forget.

01:15:05.820 --> 01:15:07.580
Out in ring DLC, don't have a date.

01:15:07.580 --> 01:15:08.740
That's in the works.

01:15:08.740 --> 01:15:10.420
Like I didn't forget about this shit.

01:15:10.420 --> 01:15:12.420
It's just I'm planning everything out

01:15:12.420 --> 01:15:14.060
and like things are just developing

01:15:14.060 --> 01:15:15.980
on top of each other like that.

01:15:15.980 --> 01:15:18.660
So I'm trying to like keep it organized.

01:15:18.660 --> 01:15:21.820
Bro, Ron gave me like life changing advice last night

01:15:21.820 --> 01:15:23.580
with Google Calendar.

01:15:23.580 --> 01:15:25.500
Like, I don't know why I never even thought of that.

01:15:25.500 --> 01:15:27.420
Just get like getting Google Calendar

01:15:27.420 --> 01:15:29.220
and then like booking out stuff.

01:15:29.220 --> 01:15:34.100
Like I'm doing this, this, this, but yes, bro.

01:15:34.100 --> 01:15:37.620
100% though, hardcore Minecraft with Losan Ron

01:15:37.620 --> 01:15:39.340
is early October.

01:15:40.580 --> 01:15:42.140
I don't have a date on Elbin Ring DLC,

01:15:42.140 --> 01:15:43.420
but it's in the works.

01:15:43.420 --> 01:15:47.460
I don't have a date on Gold Marathon with Dantez,

01:15:47.460 --> 01:15:48.780
but it's in the works.

01:15:48.780 --> 01:15:51.060
Now, Chad, what game should we get on tonight, guys?

01:15:51.060 --> 01:15:52.220
What are you guys feeling?

01:15:53.900 --> 01:15:58.220
RP, I don't know if I'm in an RP mood.

01:15:58.220 --> 01:16:01.100
Chad, I'm in like a competitive, like sweaty mood.

01:16:01.100 --> 01:16:04.140
So I'm leaning towards like League of Legends,

01:16:04.140 --> 01:16:07.280
CS Premier, Fortnite ranked,

01:16:08.220 --> 01:16:11.740
Rocket League's not even a bad shout, 2K, oh,

01:16:11.740 --> 01:16:15.100
Another thing, Sunday night,

01:16:17.860 --> 01:16:21.460
we are playing against Flight Reacts and NBA 2K27.

01:16:21.460 --> 01:16:25.740
It's been over two years since our last bout chat,

01:16:25.740 --> 01:16:28.940
Flight randomly responded to my Twitter DM,

01:16:28.940 --> 01:16:33.780
like a year later, and I have his new number now.

01:16:33.780 --> 01:16:35.540
So yeah, I'm excited to know.

01:16:35.540 --> 01:16:38.380
Sunday night, we're gonna play Flight in 2K.

01:16:38.380 --> 01:16:40.340
He's also gonna be in the Fortnite tournament,

01:16:40.340 --> 01:16:41.700
if she's going to be freaking peak.

01:16:41.700 --> 01:16:44.260
It's his first take, certainly he's playing.

01:16:44.260 --> 01:16:46.100
That's going to be Sunday night.

01:16:46.100 --> 01:16:47.980
Okay, 2k is a good option.

01:16:47.980 --> 01:16:49.660
I'm going to give you all like five options.

01:16:49.660 --> 01:16:50.500
I'm in it.

01:16:50.500 --> 01:16:52.300
I want to play a competitive game.

01:16:52.300 --> 01:16:53.900
So I'll accept 2k.

01:16:55.780 --> 01:16:58.180
I could do my face scan and shit too.

01:16:58.180 --> 01:17:00.980
All right, I'm going to give you all like five options.

01:17:02.620 --> 01:17:03.900
Fortnite is a great shout as well.

01:17:03.900 --> 01:17:05.980
Fortnite is a great shout as well.

01:17:05.980 --> 01:17:07.780
With 490 to have a delay though.

01:17:07.780 --> 01:17:15.380
I was grinding clash. I could push for ultimate champion. I was grinding clash

01:17:15.900 --> 01:17:18.240
The only game I'm not doing tonight is

01:17:20.020 --> 01:17:24.860
Um r6 because I'm doing r6 tomorrow for like 10 hours. All right

01:17:25.660 --> 01:17:31.940
Option number one clash push for you see I have a new deck. I have a new deck that I fucking love

01:17:31.940 --> 01:17:34.620
I have a new deck that I fucking love. I

01:17:34.620 --> 01:17:42.980
I copied it from this guy on the leaderboards when I was in New Jersey, and I played it on the plane. I'm league 5. I've been winning so much class push for ultimate champion.

01:17:42.980 --> 01:17:49.380
NBA 2K 27 we have not played this yet. We could do our face scan.

01:17:49.380 --> 01:17:52.260
Get VC head into park.

01:17:52.260 --> 01:17:58.620
Head into park. Okay. We could do League of Legends.

01:17:58.620 --> 01:18:04.580
League of Legends. Okay. Probably with Don says, I don't know if he's on. I don't know if he's on.

01:18:04.580 --> 01:18:10.000
I saw some people saying he's on okay. I can't spell don't ask. Um.

01:18:10.000 --> 01:18:19.300
What else? Oh, for tonight. Great shout for night is a great shout. And I want to do a long poll for night ranks.

01:18:19.300 --> 01:18:24.860
And yes, premiere, I think this year, these are all great options.

01:18:24.860 --> 01:18:31.460
Okay, 5 minute poll chat lock in vote up.

01:18:31.460 --> 01:18:37.100
5-minute poll. Lock in, vote the fuck up.

01:18:37.100 --> 01:18:42.260
2K is winning with a league in second.

01:18:42.260 --> 01:18:44.780
Dude, they go back to tier one.

01:18:44.780 --> 01:18:46.540
Hard stock server, they go back to tier one.

01:18:46.540 --> 01:18:51.020
Right now, we have 2K winning, league in second.

01:18:51.020 --> 01:18:55.980
Clash third, fortnight fourth, CF Premier fifth.

01:18:56.380 --> 01:18:58.620
If we get on 2K,

01:18:58.620 --> 01:19:01.560
I'm gonna do face scan and park.

01:19:03.720 --> 01:19:05.220
Rod, think about it's your one.

01:19:08.060 --> 01:19:10.660
Now, Chad, should I do a repoll with the top two games?

01:19:10.660 --> 01:19:11.500
Or probably not.

01:19:11.500 --> 01:19:13.460
It's low key, not even close.

01:19:13.460 --> 01:19:16.100
2K is kind of mauging league right now.

01:19:16.100 --> 01:19:17.660
2K is mauging league.

01:19:21.900 --> 01:19:23.140
2K with loads.

01:19:23.140 --> 01:19:25.100
Let me see if loads wants to play tonight.

01:19:25.100 --> 01:19:25.940
I'll text him.

01:19:28.620 --> 01:19:33.900
And yeah, we're going to play flight and 2 down Sunday.

01:19:33.900 --> 01:19:41.820
Oh chat also, this is not an generated sentence.

01:19:41.820 --> 01:19:44.220
Gotham chess.

01:19:44.220 --> 01:19:48.220
Levy the goat is going to play in the format tournament.

01:19:48.220 --> 01:19:56.460
Like this again, like dude, it's just so many crossover episodes in this.

01:19:56.460 --> 01:20:12.780
He literally just said he's down like it's going to be funny. It dude. It's going to be funny as shit, bro. Okay. I let him.

01:20:12.780 --> 01:20:14.740
Was the next thing I was going to say.

01:20:14.740 --> 01:20:23.420
Oh, chat vote guys, should we do a repo between 2k 27 and league? Because.

01:20:23.420 --> 01:20:26.540
These votes are wasted. These votes are wasted. And these votes are wasted.

01:20:34.540 --> 01:20:36.620
Nini with the five gifted subs.

01:20:43.980 --> 01:20:49.500
Wait, Rocket League's not even in there. Ooh, I forgot Rocket League chat. Okay.

01:20:49.500 --> 01:20:56.400
We should do a repo with 2k league and rocket league.

01:20:59.900 --> 01:21:02.400
Jinxie junko with the 20 gifted subs.

01:21:05.000 --> 01:21:05.800
She on the music.

01:21:06.800 --> 01:21:08.500
No, no, never mind.

01:21:08.500 --> 01:21:11.200
We're just going to do 2k and league 2k and leaks.

01:21:11.200 --> 01:21:13.800
I don't want to split up the votes again 2k versus league.

01:21:14.800 --> 01:21:15.400
Yo, hi, guys.

01:21:15.400 --> 01:21:16.900
How do you end the poll early?

01:21:19.500 --> 01:21:24.160
Anything to avoid 2k, what do you mean bro?

01:21:24.160 --> 01:21:29.360
2k is good bro. Well, actually, no 2k is not good, but early year 2k is good.

01:21:29.360 --> 01:21:34.000
Alright, chat last poll and we're going to do the 2.

01:21:34.000 --> 01:21:39.000
The number 1 placer in the poll versus the number 2 placer in the poll.

01:21:39.000 --> 01:21:40.500
Um,

01:21:40.500 --> 01:21:53.380
League of Legends, good, so we got NBA 2K27, Park versus League of Legends with Dantex.

01:21:53.380 --> 01:21:55.500
Okay, two minute pull.

01:21:55.500 --> 01:21:57.700
Final pull, vote!

01:21:57.700 --> 01:22:01.900
Moist with the tier one, subs, she owned pretty much with the tier one.

01:22:01.900 --> 01:22:02.900
Oh my God, we got a close one.

01:22:02.900 --> 01:22:03.900
We got a close one.

01:22:03.900 --> 01:22:04.900
We got a close one.

01:22:04.900 --> 01:22:05.900
We got a close one.

01:22:05.900 --> 01:22:08.420
The S-ticker with the tier one.

01:22:08.420 --> 01:22:09.420
Get laser beam.

01:22:09.420 --> 01:22:11.860
Ask laser beam on Instagram.

01:22:11.860 --> 01:22:13.620
If he wants to play the Fortnite tournament,

01:22:13.620 --> 01:22:15.220
I'll let you know what he says.

01:22:17.420 --> 01:22:20.340
Jack, you have to vote now or forever hold your peace.

01:22:20.340 --> 01:22:22.220
We did five games.

01:22:22.220 --> 01:22:23.860
These were the top two.

01:22:23.860 --> 01:22:24.820
We're doing a repoll.

01:22:24.820 --> 01:22:25.820
Lock the fuck in.

01:22:32.820 --> 01:22:34.620
Jack, vote, vote, vote.

01:22:34.620 --> 01:22:36.260
I have 2K on my Xbox too.

01:22:36.260 --> 01:22:38.260
I think I have a download from the other day.

01:22:38.260 --> 01:22:40.780
Guys, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.

01:22:42.380 --> 01:22:45.580
And we got a 2K wager with flight on Sunday.

01:22:47.900 --> 01:22:49.380
Yo, Luke, thank you for your one, Luke.

01:22:49.380 --> 01:22:50.220
Love you.

01:22:52.420 --> 01:22:53.500
Love you.

01:22:53.500 --> 01:22:55.820
Chad, it looks like 2K is gonna win, guys.

01:22:55.820 --> 01:22:57.140
Okay.

01:22:57.140 --> 01:23:00.020
Without further a disdue.

01:23:00.020 --> 01:23:03.300
NBA 2K 27, day one.

01:23:03.300 --> 01:23:08.300
I have not played NBA 2K27 yet.

01:23:08.420 --> 01:23:11.940
I have it downloaded from the other day.

01:23:11.940 --> 01:23:13.300
Locked in man.

01:23:15.140 --> 01:23:15.980
Yo, hi, guys.

01:23:15.980 --> 01:23:17.580
Do you remember what we have to do for game chat

01:23:17.580 --> 01:23:19.220
or is it just like impossible?

01:23:20.980 --> 01:23:23.340
I didn't need like a splitter or something.

01:23:33.300 --> 01:23:48.960
I think we need like an audio splitter now.

01:23:48.960 --> 01:23:51.580
I feel like we need an audio splitter.

01:23:51.580 --> 01:23:53.580
Let it happen.

01:23:53.580 --> 01:24:02.340
Alright man, we're going to play NBA 2K27 and rate it 1 out of 10.

01:24:02.340 --> 01:24:05.960
I have a feeling my rating is going to be pretty low, but you never know.

01:24:05.960 --> 01:24:07.300
I might end up loving the game.

01:24:32.340 --> 01:24:34.400
you

01:25:02.340 --> 01:25:04.400
you

01:25:32.340 --> 01:25:34.400
you

01:26:02.340 --> 01:26:04.400
you

01:26:32.340 --> 01:26:34.400
you

01:27:02.340 --> 01:27:13.180
I'm about to be 25 dude.

01:27:13.180 --> 01:27:22.580
Oh my gosh, yo 2k why am I doing that?

01:27:22.580 --> 01:27:24.620
Don't you guys have it from last year?

01:27:24.620 --> 01:27:27.260
All right, we're already over one.

01:27:27.260 --> 01:27:30.140
Why am I giving you my email right now?

01:27:30.140 --> 01:27:33.300
Don't you guys have it from last year or the year before that, the year before that?

01:27:33.300 --> 01:27:39.500
I've been on the same exact Xbox playing 2K since 2K21.

01:27:39.500 --> 01:27:47.420
So we're already going to be 0 for 1 here on 2K.

01:27:47.420 --> 01:27:49.140
Why am I giving you my email?

01:27:49.140 --> 01:27:53.060
I'm on the same Xbox account I've been on for the last 5 2Ks.

01:27:53.060 --> 01:27:55.580
Why do you need my email again?

01:27:55.580 --> 01:28:02.680
So I can get spammed with some like VC sale quote unquote sale some VC heist. I should fucking say

01:28:05.180 --> 01:28:10.180
Oh, yeah, give us $200 and you'll be able to upgrade one player to 82

01:28:13.020 --> 01:28:16.460
Snoop doggy doggy dog

01:28:19.500 --> 01:28:21.600
All right, come on, I'm already pissed at the game

01:28:21.600 --> 01:28:23.600
I don't like, come on, come on, come on,

01:28:23.600 --> 01:28:25.600
I'm already pissed, let's go, opt in, sure.

01:28:31.600 --> 01:28:34.600
I mean, chat, aura, aura.

01:28:34.600 --> 01:28:36.600
Victor and Bayama.

01:28:39.600 --> 01:28:41.600
Is my game glitching or is this a song?

01:28:43.600 --> 01:28:45.600
Is my game glitching or is this a song?

01:28:45.600 --> 01:28:47.600
This is all

01:29:02.880 --> 01:29:07.820
What is this like some vintage some vintage

01:29:15.600 --> 01:29:24.400
all that choice and you're putting yourself on Jordan's bulls you can play

01:29:24.400 --> 01:29:34.000
any era wait wait wait this means in my career you could play any era

01:29:45.600 --> 01:29:58.520
all right yo am I PS3 graphics chat this is a vintage game guys these are

01:29:58.520 --> 01:30:03.440
actually the graphics bro this is like vintage people always crack these jokes

01:30:03.440 --> 01:30:06.920
about Jordan playing against hummers and stuff like that

01:30:06.920 --> 01:30:09.140
Oh, my God, I can't be telling me that I'm a man in the middle of the field.

01:30:09.140 --> 01:30:11.120
Outback, outback, Dennis!

01:30:11.120 --> 01:30:12.120
Dennis!

01:30:12.120 --> 01:30:14.120
What a dude of all time.

01:30:14.120 --> 01:30:15.120
You're so close.

01:30:15.120 --> 01:30:17.120
Why are you playing on a PS2?

01:30:17.120 --> 01:30:18.120
Yo, dumbass!

01:30:18.120 --> 01:30:19.120
It's a throwback game, cookies.

01:30:19.120 --> 01:30:20.120
How keen, shot, viewing.

01:30:20.120 --> 01:30:21.120
Dennis!

01:30:21.120 --> 01:30:22.120
I want the big man golden now for a show.

01:30:22.120 --> 01:30:23.120
Not just fixed, though.

01:30:23.120 --> 01:30:24.120
Whoa, that shooting meter is different.

01:30:24.120 --> 01:30:25.120
He's docked in.

01:30:25.120 --> 01:30:26.120
Emote.

01:30:26.120 --> 01:30:27.120
So much talent.

01:30:27.120 --> 01:30:28.120
It's a game in the mountains, friend.

01:30:28.120 --> 01:30:32.760
That shooting meter is different.

01:30:32.760 --> 01:30:33.760
Emote.

01:30:33.760 --> 01:30:42.120
Your check, can I skip this by just quitting?

01:30:42.120 --> 01:30:50.560
Can I just skip it by quitting?

01:30:50.560 --> 01:30:52.400
Here we go.

01:30:52.400 --> 01:30:53.880
Face scan time.

01:30:53.880 --> 01:30:55.600
Here we go.

01:30:55.600 --> 01:30:58.080
Here we go.

01:30:58.080 --> 01:30:59.220
I want to log in my face.

01:30:59.220 --> 01:31:02.160
Yeah, what's up?

01:31:02.160 --> 01:31:06.160
And key, what are you playing?

01:31:14.720 --> 01:31:16.720
Is the new two.

01:31:16.720 --> 01:31:18.560
You know, it is my career.

01:31:18.560 --> 01:31:20.320
It's you like it.

01:31:20.320 --> 01:31:21.080
Do I like it?

01:31:21.080 --> 01:31:22.220
It's fine.

01:31:22.220 --> 01:31:24.760
You build your guy like regular my career, but you can play

01:31:24.760 --> 01:31:26.360
in all these different areas.

01:31:26.360 --> 01:31:33.560
They got the Currier, LeBron, Koby, Jordan, and Magic and Bird.

01:31:33.560 --> 01:31:35.060
That's the easy one.

01:31:35.060 --> 01:31:35.960
All that choice.

01:31:35.960 --> 01:31:39.560
Yo, 2K, I know how to dribble and shoot.

01:31:39.560 --> 01:31:40.660
You're on a lot of teams.

01:31:40.660 --> 01:31:43.160
Even the build line is deep.

01:31:43.160 --> 01:31:44.360
Why am I?

01:31:44.360 --> 01:31:46.160
What am I joining the stars?

01:31:46.160 --> 01:31:49.960
Why am I in a forced tutorial?

01:31:49.960 --> 01:31:53.960
Like, what?

01:31:53.960 --> 01:31:55.760
Why am I in a forced tutorial?

01:31:55.760 --> 01:31:57.760
I DON'T WANT ANY MOTE!

01:32:00.760 --> 01:32:02.760
Yo, this camera's gonna piss me off!

01:32:03.760 --> 01:32:05.760
WHY AM I ANY FORCED?!

01:32:05.760 --> 01:32:08.760
FUCKING DUTORIAL MAN!

01:32:08.760 --> 01:32:11.760
Oh my god, who is the developing team?

01:32:25.760 --> 01:32:32.040
It takes three minutes, and now it doesn't because of timeout stop just every time the ball goes in the hoop, it probably takes five and a half minutes.

01:32:33.540 --> 01:32:36.260
Also, it doesn't matter if it takes five seconds.

01:32:36.860 --> 01:32:39.560
They're telling me to use my left stick to dribble!

01:32:40.160 --> 01:32:42.860
Why isn't there a body that just says to Zoriel?

01:32:43.160 --> 01:32:47.760
Why am I forced to do a goddamn tutorial?!

01:32:55.760 --> 01:33:05.760
Yeah, no, no, no, not today out that, out that, out that 90s loop fashion is elite.

01:33:05.760 --> 01:33:10.760
Oh yeah, we have so many fire jerseys, no, this, this, or this.

01:33:10.760 --> 01:33:12.760
I don't even mess with the war that's like that.

01:33:12.760 --> 01:33:14.760
And I have one of those go back Japanese.

01:33:14.760 --> 01:33:17.760
Yeah, 90s sneakers are hardly to do.

01:33:17.760 --> 01:33:19.760
Dia, Dia.

01:33:19.760 --> 01:33:20.760
Every one of her classes.

01:33:20.760 --> 01:33:21.760
Eyes are my favorite.

01:33:21.760 --> 01:33:22.760
You know, I'm an 11s guy.

01:33:22.760 --> 01:33:24.760
Wait, yeah, that guy looks familiar.

01:33:24.760 --> 01:33:31.880
familiar. Is that like Sean Camp? Who's number 40? Yeah, who's number 40? Number 40 looks familiar.

01:33:32.680 --> 01:33:33.880
Is that like Sean Camp?

01:33:37.160 --> 01:33:38.280
Holy ball knowledge.

01:33:54.760 --> 01:34:01.760
I'm telling you right now, the average guy does not know Sean campus.

01:34:01.760 --> 01:34:03.760
Hey, it can't hurt.

01:34:03.760 --> 01:34:04.760
Bang.

01:34:04.760 --> 01:34:06.760
That's Michael Dwarden.

01:34:06.760 --> 01:34:08.760
That's Charlie.

01:34:08.760 --> 01:34:10.760
I would be too.

01:34:10.760 --> 01:34:16.760
Yo, I'm telling you probably half the people that played 2K don't even know Sean campus.

01:34:16.760 --> 01:34:20.760
But that guy's like OG.

01:34:20.760 --> 01:34:21.760
This is Gary Payton.

01:34:21.760 --> 01:34:23.760
Gary Payton's definitely more known.

01:34:26.760 --> 01:34:28.760
Gary Payton, that's fairs.

01:34:32.760 --> 01:34:34.760
Alright, I'm just gonna run out the clock.

01:34:40.760 --> 01:34:42.760
Oh wait, never mind. Hold on.

01:34:42.760 --> 01:34:47.760
If I'm gonna put you on skates, I gotta pop it man!

01:34:47.760 --> 01:34:51.760
that is true. Come on, Wop!

01:34:51.760 --> 01:34:57.760
And for these points, all their hard work over the portion of the season and throughout their career.

01:34:57.760 --> 01:34:59.760
Outlet, outlet, outlet!

01:34:59.760 --> 01:35:03.760
Jordan! Back to back like a...

01:35:03.760 --> 01:35:07.760
One of the best championship performances we've witnessed.

01:35:07.760 --> 01:35:12.760
Boom! There it is, ladies and gentlemen. It's a new era.

01:35:12.760 --> 01:35:14.760
The MVP era.

01:35:14.760 --> 01:35:17.540
All right, thank god that's over.

01:35:17.540 --> 01:35:18.860
Thank god that's over.

01:35:21.660 --> 01:35:24.140
Brick, brick, brick.

01:35:24.140 --> 01:35:26.340
Yo, it was from like half court, bro.

01:35:29.260 --> 01:35:30.600
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go,

01:35:30.600 --> 01:35:32.540
here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.

01:35:42.220 --> 01:35:43.700
What's the difference?

01:35:43.700 --> 01:35:46.260
Why would I choose one that's only in the city?

01:35:56.900 --> 01:35:58.100
I'm so confused.

01:36:02.600 --> 01:36:04.500
Oh, it's a girl versus a dude.

01:36:07.500 --> 01:36:10.100
Wait, there's girls in my park this year?

01:36:10.200 --> 01:36:11.500
Like, actually, actually?

01:36:13.700 --> 01:36:23.700
I mean, that's kind of cool. I'm not gonna lie. At least that's like something new to

01:36:23.700 --> 01:36:31.700
the game. Scan your face. Put your face on my player by downloading the NBA 2K HQ. Alright,

01:36:31.700 --> 01:36:32.700
Here we go.

01:36:48.700 --> 01:36:49.700
NBA 2K HQ.

01:36:49.700 --> 01:36:50.700
Here we go.

01:36:52.700 --> 01:36:54.700
Why did I have to stop downloading from last year?

01:36:58.700 --> 01:36:59.700
Take your headset off.

01:36:59.700 --> 01:37:00.700
I'm not scanning it.

01:37:00.700 --> 01:37:02.700
Chad I'm not scanning yet. I'm not scanning yet

01:37:07.820 --> 01:37:15.180
Make sure it sees the headset that uh go fuck yourself. I don't have a fucking headset that I was on a plane all day

01:37:19.420 --> 01:37:21.620
Sign in with your Xbox yep, yep, yep, yep

01:37:24.900 --> 01:37:29.700
Chad is this not a different app from last year because I had to download it and last year I definitely did this

01:37:30.700 --> 01:37:32.700
Last year I definitely did this.

01:37:41.700 --> 01:37:43.700
This is in Vegas.

01:37:43.700 --> 01:37:45.700
Yeah man, we're gonna plan out that trip soon.

01:37:45.700 --> 01:37:48.700
We're like, we're gonna actually plan it out. It's gonna be better.

01:37:57.700 --> 01:37:58.700
Yep, continue.

01:37:58.700 --> 01:38:00.700
I'm ready to scan. I'm ready to scan.

01:38:02.700 --> 01:38:04.700
Yo, I just did sign in. Oh my God.

01:38:05.700 --> 01:38:09.700
I just did sign in. What the fuck? I just did.

01:38:13.700 --> 01:38:17.700
Oh my God. Face scan, face scan, face scan. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

01:38:20.700 --> 01:38:22.700
NBA Q&A HQ would like to access your camera. Yep.

01:38:23.700 --> 01:38:26.700
Here we go. Here we go. Except. Here we go.

01:38:26.700 --> 01:38:28.260
Here we go.

01:38:28.260 --> 01:38:29.100
Continue.

01:38:32.400 --> 01:38:34.760
Remove hats, glasses, secure your hair.

01:38:35.900 --> 01:38:37.480
Stand in a well lit area.

01:38:39.020 --> 01:38:41.220
All right, got it, got it, got it, got it, come on.

01:38:56.700 --> 01:38:58.700
I

01:39:01.460 --> 01:39:03.460
You're gonna be lucky

01:39:26.700 --> 01:39:54.760
Come on 2k help me out why is it not fucking scanning my god I actually do have a 10

01:39:54.760 --> 01:40:03.560
bro it's not this is so ass it's not scanning

01:40:24.760 --> 01:40:46.740
Oh my god, I did it, oh my god, I did it, oh my god, oh my god, I did the facecan.

01:40:46.740 --> 01:40:49.240
Oh my god, I did it.

01:40:49.240 --> 01:40:50.240
Yes!

01:40:50.240 --> 01:40:53.120
Oh, I cannot wait, running quality check.

01:40:53.120 --> 01:40:54.120
Here we go.

01:40:54.120 --> 01:40:54.960
Here we go.

01:40:56.560 --> 01:40:58.280
Oh my God, I fucking did it, man.

01:40:58.280 --> 01:40:59.120
He can't.

01:41:03.400 --> 01:41:04.240
Come on, wop!

01:41:08.480 --> 01:41:10.000
This oughta be good.

01:41:10.000 --> 01:41:11.640
What the fuck, Gabbo?

01:41:11.640 --> 01:41:13.280
Maybe I'm just gonna be handsome.

01:41:14.480 --> 01:41:16.680
Maybe for once I'm gonna be actually handsome

01:41:16.680 --> 01:41:17.600
in a face scan.

01:41:21.080 --> 01:41:22.760
Messy retired, I know.

01:41:22.760 --> 01:41:25.920
I've been told this literally thousands of times today.

01:41:28.960 --> 01:41:30.160
I know, man.

01:41:30.160 --> 01:41:31.400
I know that you retired.

01:41:31.400 --> 01:41:32.280
I know, bro.

01:41:32.280 --> 01:41:35.160
I've been told this literally 19,000 times

01:41:35.160 --> 01:41:36.560
individually today, bro.

01:41:41.720 --> 01:41:42.560
All right, I did it.

01:41:42.560 --> 01:41:44.320
Whoa, now I just checked for head scan data.

01:41:44.320 --> 01:41:45.160
Here we go.

01:41:46.240 --> 01:41:48.000
Face scan complete.

01:41:48.000 --> 01:41:48.840
Here we go.

01:41:48.840 --> 01:41:53.840
Here we go, here we go!

01:41:53.840 --> 01:41:56.840
Okay, I'm good, I'm a good P. I'm a good P.

01:41:56.840 --> 01:41:59.840
All good, all good, all good, all good.

01:41:59.840 --> 01:42:00.840
Here we go, here we go!

01:42:18.840 --> 01:42:20.900
you

01:42:48.840 --> 01:42:50.900
you

01:43:18.840 --> 01:43:20.900
you

01:43:48.840 --> 01:43:50.900
you

01:44:18.840 --> 01:44:20.900
you

01:44:48.840 --> 01:44:50.900
you

01:45:18.840 --> 01:45:39.200
Yeah pardon for doing my name yeah oh pardon pardon pardon oh I did my name

01:45:39.200 --> 01:45:41.940
I'm getting punished.

01:45:41.940 --> 01:45:43.520
Sure.

01:45:43.520 --> 01:45:44.560
Muscle memory.

01:45:44.560 --> 01:45:47.120
It's my fucking name.

01:45:55.040 --> 01:45:56.960
Number 10, shout out, messy, come on.

01:45:59.160 --> 01:46:02.060
Oh, should I do like my actual attributes chat?

01:46:04.280 --> 01:46:06.580
Chat, should I do my actual attributes?

01:46:09.200 --> 01:46:17.960
I don't know what my wingspan is. Chad, if you had to guess, what do you think? Oh, zero

01:46:17.960 --> 01:46:28.720
on everything. What do you think my wingspan is? Do Tony Snell? Chad, what do you think

01:46:28.720 --> 01:46:38.460
my wingspan is add man boobs okay yeah man let me add man boobs to my player

01:46:40.620 --> 01:46:46.780
wingspan equals height wait Gucci whatever your height is is what your

01:46:46.780 --> 01:46:56.660
wingspan is that's actually how it works add pepperoni nips mods man make

01:46:56.660 --> 01:47:02.260
Make sure you give him zero stamina, 5-4 then put zeros across the board.

01:47:02.260 --> 01:47:19.980
Alright, mid-range shot, maximum, 3-point shot, maximum, speed, maximum, ball handle,

01:47:19.980 --> 01:47:24.780
yup, yup, wait chat, low key, I don't need a max 3.

01:47:24.780 --> 01:47:29.500
I think like 90, then like 85 on this.

01:47:31.060 --> 01:47:34.080
Agility, maximum speed, maximum.

01:47:37.700 --> 01:47:40.420
We don't give a fuck about defense.

01:47:40.420 --> 01:47:41.340
This looks good.

01:47:41.340 --> 01:47:42.260
This looks good to me.

01:47:42.260 --> 01:47:43.580
Speed with ball, yup.

01:47:46.380 --> 01:47:49.020
Pass, pass accuracy kind of matters.

01:47:52.380 --> 01:47:53.820
This looks kinda good, no?

01:47:54.780 --> 01:48:00.780
Chess is kind of good. Julian Newman, I build. I mean, this is literally my

01:48:00.780 --> 01:48:06.220
attributes. 510, 162.

01:48:10.780 --> 01:48:15.220
Yeah, I don't care about interior D, bro.

01:48:15.220 --> 01:48:26.140
We're in here. We're in here. We're in here. Nick Van Axel. Darius Garland is my play

01:48:26.140 --> 01:48:32.180
of life. Here we go. Here we go. Waterboy build.

01:48:32.180 --> 01:48:35.580
You want to get some shots up on the court? Oh yeah. Let's get it.

01:48:35.580 --> 01:48:37.980
Alright. You can get busted in a three point shootout if you want to.

01:48:37.980 --> 01:48:41.020
You can get busted in a three point shootout if you want to.

01:48:41.020 --> 01:48:43.020
Why is my player chocked?

01:48:43.020 --> 01:48:45.020
Why?

01:48:45.020 --> 01:48:47.020
Why?

01:48:55.020 --> 01:48:57.020
You look like Withered Ronaldo.

01:48:59.020 --> 01:49:01.020
It's because you're chocked.

01:49:07.020 --> 01:49:09.020
The face scan worked then.

01:49:09.020 --> 01:49:11.020
You guys are literal assholes

01:49:11.020 --> 01:49:13.020
I'm doing great.

01:49:13.020 --> 01:49:15.020
So, what are you guys charging her to use the practice space?

01:49:15.020 --> 01:49:18.020
Oh, my cousin Cam takes care of all of that, you know?

01:49:18.020 --> 01:49:21.020
It's a reasonable rate. We're building community, not just covering costs.

01:49:21.020 --> 01:49:23.020
Cam, man, he's clever.

01:49:23.020 --> 01:49:24.020
Yeah, he is.

01:49:24.020 --> 01:49:27.020
Well, he is a great asset for you, both personally and professionally.

01:49:27.020 --> 01:49:28.020
Yeah, you think?

01:49:28.020 --> 01:49:32.020
Yeah. Anyway, I just wanted to go for a few things to help you get situated.

01:49:32.020 --> 01:49:34.020
All right, cool. Let's do it.

01:49:34.020 --> 01:49:36.020
All right, first of all, it is a big city.

01:49:36.020 --> 01:49:38.020
What is fun time in Bop-Amy?

01:49:38.020 --> 01:49:40.020
Bop in me

01:50:08.020 --> 01:50:11.020
Why do I look like that? Jeff, why do I look like that?

01:50:19.020 --> 01:50:21.020
Holy recess, Chin.

01:50:22.020 --> 01:50:25.020
Bro, why do I look like a pre-com baby?

01:50:33.020 --> 01:50:34.020
Whoa!

01:50:38.020 --> 01:50:40.020
Oh, he went all out

01:50:48.020 --> 01:50:51.060
Honestly, this looks amazing. I appreciate you guys are putting this together

01:50:51.220 --> 01:50:56.300
Yeah, you know, it can be hard to take a step back and take stock in things when you're leading this kind of life

01:50:56.300 --> 01:50:58.820
I just wanted to give you a reason to reflect

01:50:59.820 --> 01:51:01.820
That's real

01:51:01.820 --> 01:51:06.740
Alfonso ball you only got a couple hours before your buddy's gonna stop by for a meeting

01:51:07.500 --> 01:51:11.180
Yo, why does my face skin look like this? You know another why bro?

01:51:15.060 --> 01:51:20.440
Like actually why between now and then I mean you're pro now you got to maximize every second

01:51:21.260 --> 01:51:23.860
You know after of course you're done reflecting

01:51:25.460 --> 01:51:26.700
I

01:51:26.700 --> 01:51:28.700
Love the sexual tension

01:51:28.700 --> 01:51:33.800
you're a weirdo bro like I'm not even like anytime we play a game and it's

01:51:33.800 --> 01:51:38.520
like a dude talking to a woman it's just like guys like this is how this is what

01:51:38.520 --> 01:51:44.480
happens in the real world you love the sexual tension yo bro it's literally just

01:51:44.480 --> 01:51:47.920
a normal ass conversation

01:51:48.720 --> 01:51:53.320
you know I want to play a few games in the city see what the cops like

01:51:53.320 --> 01:51:55.320
God, I'm chopped!

01:51:55.320 --> 01:51:56.520
That sounds good to me.

01:51:56.520 --> 01:51:58.360
Make sure you check out those crews, all right?

01:51:58.360 --> 01:51:59.600
All right, for sure.

01:51:59.600 --> 01:52:01.080
Appreciate it, Seth.

01:52:01.080 --> 01:52:02.280
Riz, her.

01:52:02.280 --> 01:52:05.280
Get a job!

01:52:05.280 --> 01:52:06.720
All right, come on, here we go, here we go.

01:52:06.720 --> 01:52:08.760
60 overall.

01:52:08.760 --> 01:52:11.480
No, no, no, we need to crank this shit up.

01:52:11.480 --> 01:52:13.560
We need to crank this shit up.

01:52:13.560 --> 01:52:14.840
Crank this shit up, bro.

01:52:14.840 --> 01:52:15.880
Hold on, hold on, hold on.

01:52:21.880 --> 01:52:22.720
Here we go, chat.

01:52:22.720 --> 01:52:25.720
Classic 2k pay to win. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go

01:52:36.280 --> 01:52:43.440
Yo, if you stream slide me and you get on my team go fucking sell man

01:52:45.080 --> 01:52:47.080
For realsies

01:52:52.720 --> 01:52:55.520
Can you see what happened to the casino?

01:52:55.520 --> 01:52:57.120
I've explained it nine times.

01:52:57.120 --> 01:52:58.800
I'm not going to keep explaining it.

01:52:58.800 --> 01:53:01.800
We're going to do a Vegas trip and it's going to be peak,

01:53:01.800 --> 01:53:04.440
and we're going to actually plan it out and not just do it last minute.

01:53:04.440 --> 01:53:06.960
That's what we all agreed on as a group.

01:53:06.960 --> 01:53:14.320
I'm not going to explain this every two fucking minutes.

01:53:16.040 --> 01:53:18.680
Also, if one more person says,

01:53:18.680 --> 01:53:32.360
messy retired like I'm I'm I know that he retired I know I know fuck yes messy

01:53:32.360 --> 01:53:39.260
retired I know I know that he retired guys I know it's very depressing and sad

01:53:39.260 --> 01:53:47.660
you don't have to tell me every six minutes I know we retired wait I need

01:53:47.660 --> 01:53:51.480
We're not at all. No, no, no. I'm not upgrading anything anything to help my team

01:53:55.340 --> 01:53:59.380
Ball handle pass that you see speed with ball sure speed

01:54:01.680 --> 01:54:07.040
Wait no, no, this is like chopped close shots literally pointless

01:54:10.140 --> 01:54:12.440
Driving layup sure driving done pointless

01:54:17.660 --> 01:54:21.660
Speed, agility, hold up, hold up.

01:54:21.660 --> 01:54:25.660
3 pointer max.

01:54:35.660 --> 01:54:39.660
Chat, what is bro max everything?

01:54:47.660 --> 01:54:53.180
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

01:54:53.180 --> 01:54:58.780
What is this build? It's my build. It's my build. It's my build. This is my build.

01:55:01.740 --> 01:55:09.420
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Go to the city. Why do I look like this?

01:55:09.420 --> 01:55:14.060
Yo, I don't understand. I'm going to just keep doing this face scan every year.

01:55:14.060 --> 01:55:18.300
Why do I always look like a jackass?

01:55:23.560 --> 01:55:25.560
How do I go to the park?

01:55:30.560 --> 01:55:31.560
The city.

01:55:33.060 --> 01:55:35.560
Bro, what? What? What?

01:55:37.060 --> 01:55:37.560
Yo!

01:55:39.060 --> 01:55:42.060
Oh my god, don't try my- do I have to run to the park?

01:55:42.060 --> 01:55:49.900
yo hey hey I'll refund this bitch right now if I have to run to the park I'll

01:55:49.900 --> 01:55:53.540
refund this bitch right now

01:55:53.540 --> 01:56:15.380
this kid's gonna be a sweat he has like an alien build yo I better not lose one game

01:56:15.380 --> 01:56:22.880
today chat if you stream slide if you stream slide be good be good yo young

01:56:22.880 --> 01:56:32.080
Wayne don't tax me don't tax me top player ex cash out

01:56:32.680 --> 01:56:41.840
your chat what's the sprint button what is the sprint button is it right trigger

01:56:41.840 --> 01:56:43.840
Go to swabs.

01:56:55.840 --> 01:56:57.840
Chat remember when Kyrie Irving did this?

01:56:57.840 --> 01:56:59.840
Oh my god, he was the truth.

01:56:59.840 --> 01:57:02.840
Chat remember when Kyrie Irving did this?

01:57:02.840 --> 01:57:15.200
carry everything I'll always love you my baby

01:57:15.200 --> 01:57:36.400
I just look like I'm about to get dropped off wait, why do I look like teenage new in

01:57:36.400 --> 01:57:54.400
ninja turtle. Try this to look like I'm about to get dropped off. Come on, waw.

01:58:06.400 --> 01:58:26.840
I feel like I'm about to get stuffed in a locker though, man.

01:58:26.840 --> 01:58:28.680
You're a walking lunch buddy.

01:58:28.680 --> 01:58:33.680
Yo I feel like I'm about to get sucked in a locker with this bro.

01:58:33.680 --> 01:58:55.900
Yeah, don't I look like good though?

01:58:55.900 --> 01:59:05.760
Check it out, look good, right?

01:59:05.760 --> 01:59:20.400
You can get a lip ring.

01:59:20.400 --> 01:59:32.880
ball ring you look like nick a 30 bro what do you want me to do you can wear

01:59:32.880 --> 01:59:39.200
yoga pants that's so slag wait why are they locked chat why are my yoga pants

01:59:39.200 --> 01:59:42.240
locked bitch

01:59:50.400 --> 02:00:08.720
only for girls what I just feel like I look like I'm about to get stuffed in a

02:00:08.720 --> 02:00:21.520
locker bro I don't look calm at all good god I look like shit I look like ass

02:00:21.520 --> 02:00:23.520
Bro

02:00:36.760 --> 02:00:43.000
Why the fuck would you wear a suit on the court wait low-key why wouldn't you wait? Why not?

02:00:43.840 --> 02:00:46.040
Wait, why the fuck not I?

02:00:47.320 --> 02:00:49.320
Found my swag

02:00:51.520 --> 02:01:07.560
classes I look good now hold up

02:01:07.560 --> 02:01:13.560
Yo, I look swagged out.

02:01:13.560 --> 02:01:14.560
What?

02:01:14.560 --> 02:01:16.440
I look swagged out.

02:01:16.440 --> 02:01:18.560
Are you kidding me?

02:01:18.560 --> 02:01:19.560
Whoa.

02:01:19.560 --> 02:01:27.320
Who made this song?

02:01:27.320 --> 02:01:32.800
I've heard this song.

02:01:32.800 --> 02:01:35.560
Who made this song?

02:01:35.560 --> 02:01:42.560
Where do I go to put them up?

02:01:50.560 --> 02:01:55.560
Wait I'm gonna look good hold up hold up.

02:01:55.560 --> 02:02:02.560
Wait I'm gonna look good hold up.

02:02:03.440 --> 02:02:07.560
That's the guy from Elden Ring, bro. Together!

02:02:13.200 --> 02:02:19.780
Bro, I look mad swaggy, yo, but the thing is I need shoes. Try to eat shoes.

02:02:19.780 --> 02:02:38.180
Mobs, please time out these motherfuckers spamming messy retired. Please. God. Holy shit, bro.

02:02:38.180 --> 02:02:42.340
I know bro damn!

02:02:42.340 --> 02:02:54.820
Shoulda swags have shoes?

02:02:54.820 --> 02:02:59.700
Bro does swags have sh- or no.

02:02:59.700 --> 02:03:12.060
which one has shoes surely like Nike right that fit looks terrible nothing

02:03:12.060 --> 02:03:17.220
matches well bro it's a type of fit where I'm just gonna classily drop

02:03:17.220 --> 02:03:28.860
somebody off bro now I lowkey need dress shoes to go with this though bro I

02:03:28.860 --> 02:03:32.380
I low key I low key need dress shoes though chat

02:03:35.460 --> 02:03:37.460
Where the dress shoes

02:03:41.220 --> 02:03:43.220
Is this French

02:03:51.700 --> 02:03:53.700
Go to swag limited edition

02:03:58.860 --> 02:04:14.240
yo motherfuckers there's nothing that says limited edition in here to your left

02:04:16.860 --> 02:04:25.700
right here your build is fun bro your build doesn't matter in 2k all that

02:04:25.700 --> 02:04:29.200
That matters is your skill. You delusional kid.

02:04:35.700 --> 02:04:38.200
Wait, this is a nice, dude. This is nice.

02:04:46.700 --> 02:04:49.700
Wait, Chad, this looks good as shit. These look good.

02:04:51.700 --> 02:04:54.700
I need to be in a puffer. I need to be in a puffer.

02:04:54.700 --> 02:04:57.080
No, no, I need to be in a puffer. I

02:05:01.000 --> 02:05:03.000
Need to be in a puffer

02:05:09.120 --> 02:05:11.120
What shorts though

02:05:16.440 --> 02:05:20.200
I don't know if I want leggings that looks like 2016 outfit

02:05:20.200 --> 02:05:42.280
it. Bro I want the like the.

02:05:42.280 --> 02:05:44.280
Do I have swagger, do you think?

02:05:59.720 --> 02:06:03.060
Yo, I'm looking for a specific shorts that I like

02:06:07.300 --> 02:06:09.300
Look at this whole fit

02:06:10.120 --> 02:06:12.120
I'm buying it

02:06:12.280 --> 02:06:14.580
Look at this goofy ass fit.

02:06:14.580 --> 02:06:19.280
Look at my goofy ass fit, bro.

02:06:19.280 --> 02:06:33.600
All right, all right, all right, here we go, here we go.

02:06:33.600 --> 02:06:40.600
Let me see how this looks with the puffer and the shoes.

02:06:40.600 --> 02:06:47.600
Big X to Prague!

02:06:47.600 --> 02:06:56.600
Big X to Prague!

02:06:56.600 --> 02:06:58.600
I

02:07:10.160 --> 02:07:17.360
Actually like a demon. I'm like a fucking demon yo yo

02:07:17.360 --> 02:07:27.280
Oh, I look like a fucking demon

02:07:31.280 --> 02:07:32.280
Come on!

02:07:32.280 --> 02:07:42.520
I look like a demon!

02:07:42.520 --> 02:07:44.900
Betsy retired with the five gifted.

02:07:46.140 --> 02:07:47.660
Mods.

02:07:47.660 --> 02:07:51.700
I want every gun we have pointed at that man.

02:07:51.700 --> 02:07:53.500
If you know that reference you deserve, Mod.

02:07:53.500 --> 02:07:54.920
Kylo Ren, Kylo Ren.

02:08:00.820 --> 02:08:02.300
Wait, this is So-So Camo.

02:08:03.660 --> 02:08:05.340
This is So-So Camo.

02:08:05.340 --> 02:08:06.500
This is Keep Steady.

02:08:07.420 --> 02:08:09.420
This is Keep Steady.

02:08:09.420 --> 02:08:10.760
Oh my God.

02:08:10.760 --> 02:08:14.320
So so camo actually made it.

02:08:14.320 --> 02:08:16.480
Bro, he actually made it.

02:08:16.480 --> 02:08:17.880
He actually made it.

02:08:24.560 --> 02:08:26.520
Now, how do I get to the park, Chad?

02:08:26.520 --> 02:08:28.360
How do I get to the park?

02:08:28.360 --> 02:08:29.480
Casual corner?

02:08:40.760 --> 02:08:43.300
The middle right over there

02:08:45.460 --> 02:08:48.280
Chat I look like Nick a 30 you think

02:08:50.260 --> 02:08:53.920
Bro, I don't really see it bro. What do you mean?

02:09:02.000 --> 02:09:09.000
Well the one thing I don't understand though is I did a face skin or a face scan and they gave me black hair like my hair's brown

02:09:09.000 --> 02:09:14.280
I feel like yo, I actually like oh my god

02:09:21.240 --> 02:09:28.220
Hop on come on come on hop on come on come on. Yo if you get on the spot do not sell my shit

02:09:32.880 --> 02:09:34.880
What is this

02:09:39.000 --> 02:09:42.000
Oh my god, you can spectate the game?

02:09:44.000 --> 02:09:46.000
Well bro, this game's...

02:09:48.000 --> 02:09:50.000
Wait, how do I close out of it?

02:09:50.000 --> 02:09:52.000
How do I close out of it?

02:09:52.000 --> 02:09:54.000
How do I leave?

02:09:54.000 --> 02:09:56.000
How do I leave?

02:09:56.000 --> 02:09:58.000
How do I unspectate?

02:10:05.000 --> 02:10:07.000
Bro, that game just started.

02:10:09.000 --> 02:10:25.780
Yo yo how do you how do you oh this is a no squad corp. Come on. Whoa I got a big

02:10:25.780 --> 02:10:31.100
man he looks like Garth Anthony Towns after all of that.

02:10:31.100 --> 02:10:37.780
27 and an all-new season of NBA 2k TV. I can't believe we're here in season 13 of

02:10:38.780 --> 02:10:40.780
Yo, how do I close out of this?

02:10:43.820 --> 02:10:45.820
How do I close out of this?

02:10:47.980 --> 02:10:49.980
Bro, how do I close out?

02:10:49.980 --> 02:10:52.980
I might have heard some of the news, but we're gonna go deeper into all the...

02:10:57.980 --> 02:11:02.980
Why? But it said toggle like 30 seconds in. Do I have to keep the 30 seconds?

02:11:03.980 --> 02:11:08.980
Yo, our team looks comp! We have two big men. Pause.

02:11:08.980 --> 02:11:13.980
Which of our team looks comp-peh? Our team looks comp-peh?

02:11:14.980 --> 02:11:18.980
Chad, what if I go on a streak? Chad just out. What if I go in a streak, bro?

02:11:19.980 --> 02:11:22.980
What if I go in a streak?

02:11:22.980 --> 02:11:26.980
Yo, okay, okay, okay, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

02:11:26.980 --> 02:11:31.980
Chad, what if I go in a streak? What if I go in a streak?

02:11:31.980 --> 02:11:38.980
Okay, yo, Chad, I'mma get um...

02:11:38.980 --> 02:11:42.980
Yo, Chad, when we did this last year, I lost every game.

02:11:42.980 --> 02:11:44.980
Let's actually dominate this year.

02:11:44.980 --> 02:12:01.900
behind you this guy's 95 overall you're gonna do nice and make a jump shot

02:12:01.900 --> 02:12:11.180
brahman's going in role bro is balling in a puffy yo chat today actually has

02:12:11.180 --> 02:12:16.700
girls in the park now. Yo, I'm not gonna lie to gay. This is a really cool change. I'm gonna

02:12:16.700 --> 02:12:21.900
be honest. Like, I actually think this is cool. I think this is a cool change for realsies.

02:12:23.020 --> 02:12:24.060
This is cool, bro.

02:12:27.340 --> 02:12:30.940
Go Riz them. All right. First off, I have a girlfriend.

02:12:30.940 --> 02:12:31.980
Yo, Jinx.

02:12:31.980 --> 02:12:34.780
Second, that's probably a 27 year old man.

02:12:36.060 --> 02:12:37.180
Jinx, let's see the jumper.

02:12:37.180 --> 02:12:38.300
Jack, can you guys hear this guy?

02:12:39.020 --> 02:12:39.820
Can you guys hear him?

02:12:41.180 --> 02:12:44.180
Can you guys hear him?

02:12:44.180 --> 02:12:47.180
Wait, what? Really?

02:12:47.180 --> 02:12:50.180
What if I switch now?

02:12:50.180 --> 02:12:52.180
But what if now I unplug?

02:12:52.180 --> 02:12:54.180
What about now? What about now?

02:12:54.180 --> 02:12:56.180
What about now?

02:12:56.180 --> 02:12:59.180
Yo, Jack, can you hear him now?

02:12:59.180 --> 02:13:02.180
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!

02:13:02.180 --> 02:13:05.180
Yo!

02:13:05.180 --> 02:13:08.180
Can you hear me?

02:13:08.180 --> 02:13:10.180
Bro, I can't even talk.

02:13:23.180 --> 02:13:25.180
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:13:28.180 --> 02:13:30.180
Bro, these guys are gonna be tryhorns.

02:13:30.180 --> 02:13:32.180
His name is inanti.

02:13:32.180 --> 02:13:34.180
Bro, this guy's gonna be a sweat.

02:13:38.180 --> 02:13:59.380
Good D! Good D! What! Cut her, cut her! What's so funny to these motherfuckers, bro? Yo,

02:13:59.380 --> 02:14:01.380
That's my team laughing at me.

02:14:05.620 --> 02:14:07.120
Wait, wait, wait, hold up, hold up.

02:14:12.420 --> 02:14:13.260
Great.

02:14:14.380 --> 02:14:15.620
Jack, can you hear them?

02:14:17.780 --> 02:14:18.620
Wait, wait, hold up.

02:14:18.620 --> 02:14:19.620
You can see me guarding.

02:14:19.620 --> 02:14:20.580
Whoa.

02:14:20.580 --> 02:14:21.420
Jack, how about now?

02:14:21.420 --> 02:14:22.260
How about now?

02:14:24.580 --> 02:14:26.020
Jack, can you hear them now?

02:14:29.380 --> 02:14:42.520
now you can't yeah yeah good day yeah good day that's what she said green

02:14:42.520 --> 02:14:44.520
AHHHHHHHHH!

02:14:44.520 --> 02:14:46.520
I'm shot in the ear!

02:14:46.520 --> 02:14:48.520
First shot!

02:14:51.520 --> 02:14:53.520
Vasa!

02:14:54.520 --> 02:14:56.520
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up, hold up, hold up.

02:14:56.520 --> 02:14:58.520
Green, that's a dot.

02:14:58.520 --> 02:15:00.520
That's a dot.

02:15:00.520 --> 02:15:02.520
Jack, can you hear that?

02:15:02.520 --> 02:15:04.520
Can you hear that?

02:15:06.520 --> 02:15:08.520
You can? Nice. Beautiful, beautiful.

02:15:08.520 --> 02:15:10.520
I can't talk though. I don't know why.

02:15:10.520 --> 02:15:12.520
Hey, how the hell do you have that jacket?

02:15:13.320 --> 02:15:15.320
I'm out of luck! Out of luck!

02:15:15.320 --> 02:15:17.320
Hey, did you steal the statistics note?

02:15:17.320 --> 02:15:18.320
Great.

02:15:19.320 --> 02:15:20.320
I guess.

02:15:22.320 --> 02:15:25.320
Bro, these guys are trash. Although they're gonna be good.

02:15:27.820 --> 02:15:29.820
These guys blow cocks.

02:15:31.320 --> 02:15:33.320
I'm a team of new stars.

02:15:34.320 --> 02:15:36.320
Out of luck! Out of luck!

02:15:37.820 --> 02:15:39.820
Got him. Always gotta grab that baseline.

02:15:39.820 --> 02:15:40.820
line.

02:15:40.820 --> 02:15:41.820
Wait!

02:15:41.820 --> 02:15:42.820
I got baseline.

02:15:42.820 --> 02:15:46.820
See bro, these young bloods don't understand the fundamentals of the game.

02:15:46.820 --> 02:15:51.820
Why am I in his face?

02:15:51.820 --> 02:15:53.820
Bro, what law am I in his face?

02:15:53.820 --> 02:15:55.820
What law am I in his face?

02:15:55.820 --> 02:15:57.820
Why would you shoot that?

02:15:57.820 --> 02:15:59.820
This guy needs to get off my team.

02:15:59.820 --> 02:16:04.820
Why would you shoot a contested fader?

02:16:04.820 --> 02:16:07.820
Cut her.

02:16:07.820 --> 02:16:08.820
Cut her.

02:16:08.820 --> 02:16:10.820
Green Bean make your bitch scream!

02:16:10.820 --> 02:16:12.820
Come on!

02:16:12.820 --> 02:16:14.820
Oh my gosh!

02:16:14.820 --> 02:16:16.820
Come on!

02:16:16.820 --> 02:16:18.820
Come the fuck on bro!

02:16:18.820 --> 02:16:20.820
Come on!

02:16:20.820 --> 02:16:22.820
Like I've been doing this gaming shit!

02:16:24.820 --> 02:16:26.820
Get that shit out of here!

02:16:34.820 --> 02:16:36.820
No!

02:16:36.820 --> 02:16:40.160
Why does his screen animation go skee-kee-kee-kee-kee?

02:16:40.160 --> 02:16:41.660
Seen it.

02:16:41.660 --> 02:16:44.980
I'm going to go, one, two-three, one, two, three, four.

02:16:44.980 --> 02:16:46.540
Got him.

02:16:46.540 --> 02:16:47.160
Got him.

02:16:50.280 --> 02:16:51.620
Bro, this is a no-squad core.

02:16:51.620 --> 02:16:53.420
We could actually go on a streak.

02:16:53.420 --> 02:16:56.980
So if you like to fader, see, through one of going on a streak

02:16:56.980 --> 02:17:00.020
with randoms is I have to learn what my teammates like to do,

02:17:00.020 --> 02:17:01.660
all right, and play around it.

02:17:01.660 --> 02:17:03.820
So I got one guy left.

02:17:03.820 --> 02:17:04.960
They need threes.

02:17:04.960 --> 02:17:06.220
I don't know why he's doing that.

02:17:06.220 --> 02:17:09.220
i got one guy likes faders and then i have a second to breathe a little

02:17:09.220 --> 02:17:12.220
sense

02:17:12.220 --> 02:17:14.220
this is the best game

02:17:14.220 --> 02:17:16.220
listen

02:17:16.220 --> 02:17:18.220
lay up white!

02:17:18.220 --> 02:17:19.220
get out of my door!

02:17:19.220 --> 02:17:21.220
he makes sense now

02:17:23.220 --> 02:17:24.220
i'm in his face

02:17:24.220 --> 02:17:25.220
i'm in his grill

02:17:25.220 --> 02:17:26.220
out of that

02:17:26.220 --> 02:17:28.220
why you change your game material

02:17:32.220 --> 02:17:33.220
counter game

02:17:33.220 --> 02:17:34.220
off my court

02:17:34.220 --> 02:17:41.220
One and no Joe, one and no Joe!

02:17:41.220 --> 02:17:43.220
Come on, woo-wop!

02:17:43.220 --> 02:17:45.220
Come on, woo-wop!

02:17:45.220 --> 02:17:48.220
We get, we get, we get, my 1% is 100.

02:17:48.220 --> 02:17:50.220
Come on, woo-wop!

02:17:50.220 --> 02:17:52.220
Guys, I can't.

02:17:52.220 --> 02:17:54.220
If I talk to them, y'all won't be able to hear them.

02:17:54.220 --> 02:17:58.220
I gotta add you from this account.

02:17:58.220 --> 02:18:00.220
Yeah, add me, add me.

02:18:00.220 --> 02:18:03.220
Guys, I'm clocking this tee.

02:18:03.220 --> 02:18:05.460
Guys, I'm clocking this key right now.

02:18:05.460 --> 02:18:11.820
Yo, 1-0, first game of the year, first game of the year, 100% win percentage.

02:18:11.820 --> 02:18:16.820
Yo, yo, chat, I lowkey do see it.

02:18:16.820 --> 02:18:19.660
I kind of do look like Nick A-30, bro.

02:18:19.660 --> 02:18:25.860
Chat, I kind of, oh, oh, God!

02:18:25.860 --> 02:18:31.540
Why do I look like that?

02:18:31.540 --> 02:18:34.540
Why do I actually look like that, bro?

02:18:37.540 --> 02:18:38.540
Chalice get my stats!

02:18:38.540 --> 02:18:39.540
Ora!

02:18:39.540 --> 02:18:40.540
Ora!

02:18:40.540 --> 02:18:42.540
Chalice get my stats!

02:18:42.540 --> 02:18:43.540
Look at my stats!

02:18:43.540 --> 02:18:44.540
Ora!

02:18:44.540 --> 02:18:45.540
Fucking these kids are good.

02:18:45.540 --> 02:18:46.540
These kids are actually good.

02:18:46.540 --> 02:18:47.540
Well, Bray, you gotta move.

02:18:47.540 --> 02:18:48.540
Yo, what's good, man?

02:18:48.540 --> 02:18:50.540
Yo, what the hell?

02:18:50.540 --> 02:18:51.540
I had a murder day.

02:18:51.540 --> 02:18:52.540
What the?

02:18:53.540 --> 02:18:55.540
Is that the Ghostbusters organization name?

02:18:56.540 --> 02:18:57.540
Don't worry about it.

02:18:58.540 --> 02:18:59.540
Don't worry about it.

02:18:59.540 --> 02:19:00.540
Shit.

02:19:00.540 --> 02:19:12.300
yo bro stop with those blackout shots the fuck is that you're not like

02:19:12.300 --> 02:19:19.980
literally shit bro why somebody say my players little little player big

02:19:19.980 --> 02:19:23.420
weakness thing which you won't game I was gonna say big wiener but that he

02:19:23.420 --> 02:19:25.420
in the corner

02:19:25.420 --> 02:19:27.420
green

02:19:27.420 --> 02:19:29.420
yo I just got to get off my team

02:19:29.420 --> 02:19:31.420
yo

02:19:31.420 --> 02:19:33.420
yo my nigga

02:19:33.420 --> 02:19:35.420
dude

02:19:35.420 --> 02:19:37.420
why can't I hear his niggas

02:19:37.420 --> 02:19:39.420
he talking

02:19:43.420 --> 02:19:45.420
layup line

02:19:47.420 --> 02:19:49.420
outlet

02:19:49.420 --> 02:19:51.420
I can't hit you

02:19:51.420 --> 02:19:55.740
line. Layup line. Layup line.

02:19:59.860 --> 02:20:03.660
Y'all look here. I remind myself of a young John Stockton.

02:20:04.260 --> 02:20:07.020
Oh, yep. Bad job. Bad job selection. See, Mr.

02:20:07.020 --> 02:20:09.060
Greedy. Jack, Mr.

02:20:09.060 --> 02:20:12.980
Greedy. That's that's a bad what's up with the screen, though,

02:20:12.980 --> 02:20:13.340
like.

02:20:14.220 --> 02:20:15.020
Bawr.

02:20:17.900 --> 02:20:20.580
Everybody that complains about screens get screens.

02:20:21.420 --> 02:20:37.480
I'm a young John Stockton that's what it is yo where's the screens at my nigga are you

02:20:37.480 --> 02:20:45.320
down rage rage rage suck or here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go chat

02:20:45.320 --> 02:20:47.160
He wants to be me he wants to be me he wants to be me

02:20:53.560 --> 02:20:55.560
Where you going?

02:21:02.880 --> 02:21:07.800
My outline come on we take that they're gonna earn this work

02:21:12.400 --> 02:21:14.400
Good steal good for finish

02:21:15.320 --> 02:21:29.760
You reach I teach young blood you reach I teach young blood who need a game everybody let me know I

02:21:30.760 --> 02:21:36.880
Need only calm there if you trash you not game buddy my niggas simple. Oh my god. What a block what a block?

02:21:37.720 --> 02:21:39.520
green

02:21:39.520 --> 02:21:41.520
Pro this guy just misses everything

02:21:41.520 --> 02:21:42.520
I think.

02:21:42.520 --> 02:21:47.520
Yo, you can't even set a screen, where you at?

02:21:47.520 --> 02:21:51.520
I don't know what you expect.

02:21:51.520 --> 02:21:52.520
Yeah.

02:21:52.520 --> 02:21:57.520
Stop inviting me, please.

02:21:57.520 --> 02:21:59.520
Fader, I like you!

02:21:59.520 --> 02:22:01.520
I like you!

02:22:01.520 --> 02:22:06.520
You gotta get us up, you gotta get us up.

02:22:06.520 --> 02:22:10.520
Yo, set me a screen, am I not speaking English?

02:22:10.520 --> 02:22:17.200
I gotta not be speaking English. Oh, no, that's pretty nice. You missed board. No, don't don't leak

02:22:21.800 --> 02:22:24.580
Now we got a ball game here, hold up come on a lot

02:22:25.920 --> 02:22:30.040
Game isn't trying to give you the sauce money you're trying to charge me and shit what you know

02:22:35.760 --> 02:22:37.760
That's a bad shot

02:22:40.520 --> 02:22:43.120
Yeah, Jason, pick me up.

02:22:43.120 --> 02:22:44.120
Kona!

02:22:44.120 --> 02:22:45.120
Kona!

02:22:45.120 --> 02:22:46.120
Kona!

02:22:46.120 --> 02:22:47.120
Green.

02:22:47.120 --> 02:22:48.120
Oh my god!

02:22:48.120 --> 02:22:49.120
This guy's the truth!

02:22:49.120 --> 02:22:50.120
This guy's the truth!

02:22:50.120 --> 02:22:51.120
No match!

02:22:51.120 --> 02:22:52.120
No match!

02:22:52.120 --> 02:22:53.120
No!

02:22:53.120 --> 02:22:54.120
Yo!

02:22:54.120 --> 02:23:05.120
Chad, is right stick terrible?

02:23:05.120 --> 02:23:07.120
Is right stick bad?

02:23:07.120 --> 02:23:14.040
You should be broken

02:23:14.040 --> 02:23:18.400
Come up

02:23:18.400 --> 02:23:22.360
I mean I guess I gotta switch on that

02:23:22.360 --> 02:23:27.080
You came here you a game chat yo shit

02:23:27.080 --> 02:23:29.080
We can all

02:23:44.600 --> 02:23:47.520
El Frito 16 my nigga stops blaming me my nigga too

02:23:51.200 --> 02:23:53.200
Come up to the ball

02:23:53.560 --> 02:23:55.760
We need a stop we need a stop

02:23:57.080 --> 02:23:59.680
bro you can just fade everything in this game

02:23:59.680 --> 02:24:00.520
good job bro

02:24:00.520 --> 02:24:01.720
you can actually just fade?

02:24:01.720 --> 02:24:03.720
yeah the body shot

02:24:03.720 --> 02:24:05.720
yeah some more fade everything man

02:24:05.720 --> 02:24:07.720
I think they see me just pick me up man

02:24:07.720 --> 02:24:09.720
I got you

02:24:09.720 --> 02:24:11.720
this thing is cheating though holy shit

02:24:11.720 --> 02:24:13.720
you got a cheater in your team that's what 2k came to

02:24:13.720 --> 02:24:15.720
bro is this guy 2 for 7 on my team?

02:24:20.720 --> 02:24:22.720
he's gonna shoot for game

02:24:22.720 --> 02:24:24.720
now let me

02:24:24.720 --> 02:24:26.720
game time

02:24:26.720 --> 02:24:28.720
I

02:24:29.520 --> 02:24:31.520
Okay

02:24:31.720 --> 02:24:37.760
You came in here you might like I'm supposed to talk to you my neck. I came here you chat. How do I talk in games?

02:24:38.400 --> 02:24:40.720
Which I like to talk in games, right?

02:24:41.960 --> 02:24:43.960
Like I can't do it

02:24:44.520 --> 02:24:50.360
Real facial might make sure Mike plug it in a chat. How is my team a cheating if he's four for nine?

02:24:56.720 --> 02:25:02.520
Yeah, I'd like to be cheating these four for nine. Wouldn't he just not miss?

02:25:10.720 --> 02:25:16.200
Create party then enter game chat. No, but bro, the thing is when I import it to

02:25:16.200 --> 02:25:21.040
my like, when I put it into my controller, y'all can't hear. I don't

02:25:21.040 --> 02:25:26.920
know bro I don't know what to say bro when I put it into my controller y'all

02:25:26.920 --> 02:25:34.500
can't hear game chat shit his ass dead ass bro

02:25:41.760 --> 02:25:49.360
yo two headsets could work way away two headsets actually could work two headsets

02:25:49.360 --> 02:26:02.120
could work. Yo, what is this MVP sign? How many apples can fit in your ass? Like, again,

02:26:02.120 --> 02:26:10.520
why would you even ask somebody that? Why would you ask somebody that? You play like

02:26:10.520 --> 02:26:17.400
Carl Malone, where I don't have any sigs or a jumper, man. But that's the thing, I'm

02:26:17.400 --> 02:26:21.560
I'm just too lazy to like watch a YouTube video and learn the broken ass speedboost.

02:26:22.560 --> 02:26:26.000
Like, bro, if I learn the speedboost, man, it's just Jovert.

02:26:27.640 --> 02:26:30.200
Yo, Chad, let me get another headset. Hold up. Two headsets could work.

02:26:31.120 --> 02:26:32.200
Two headsets could work.

02:27:17.400 --> 02:27:46.400
Here's the problem.

02:27:46.400 --> 02:27:53.400
Yeah, here's the problem.

02:27:53.400 --> 02:27:58.400
The problem is this, bro. Here's the problem.

02:27:58.400 --> 02:28:13.400
If I plug my headset into the PC, I can't talk in game chat and y'all can hear it.

02:28:13.400 --> 02:28:18.400
But I need it. I need another headset. I don't know where the fuck it is. I have another one.

02:28:21.400 --> 02:28:23.400
I have another one.

02:28:23.400 --> 02:28:50.600
I mean, Jack, I mean, Jack, I can't find the other headset.

02:28:50.600 --> 02:29:02.560
who twos I like to chat twos is fun bro twos is fun twos is fun

02:29:04.000 --> 02:29:08.240
which I what's better twos or threes

02:29:11.120 --> 02:29:17.040
bro I feel like in twos you yo I don't know

02:29:17.040 --> 02:29:23.840
here at the center you'll find new toggle toggle toggle toggle I'm clicking

02:29:23.840 --> 02:29:32.960
why fucking toggle yo two games if I wanted to watch two games TV I would

02:29:32.960 --> 02:29:39.960
watch two games TV I literally just want to play the game back up on the

02:29:39.960 --> 02:29:44.120
If I wanted to watch you get to me, I would watch it.

02:29:46.120 --> 02:29:48.120
Oh my god, this game is ass.

02:29:54.600 --> 02:29:55.100
Yo.

02:29:59.740 --> 02:30:00.540
Come on, Lua.

02:30:09.960 --> 02:30:16.960
Press Y, Jinxie.

02:30:16.960 --> 02:30:19.600
Yo, do you speak English, bro?

02:30:19.600 --> 02:30:24.600
I pressed Y 26 times.

02:30:24.600 --> 02:30:39.600
Yo, am I on with a guard?

02:30:39.600 --> 02:30:41.600
Is Mike's teammate a guard?

02:30:43.600 --> 02:30:45.600
Hold up, hold up.

02:30:45.600 --> 02:30:47.600
Don't I need a center?

02:30:52.600 --> 02:30:55.600
What is the spring button? Is it LB holding?

02:31:05.600 --> 02:31:07.600
Dre, I got you.

02:31:09.600 --> 02:31:11.600
Grape, come on, walk.

02:31:13.600 --> 02:31:15.600
Yo, chat, don't I need a um...

02:31:17.600 --> 02:31:19.600
Don't I need a guard?

02:31:23.600 --> 02:31:29.600
You dodged! No, I just have two guards. Wait, I got a game, I got a game, I got a game, I got a game!

02:31:30.600 --> 02:31:32.600
Ninety-five overall!

02:31:33.600 --> 02:31:37.600
The game's been out for three days! Watch your ass!

02:31:37.600 --> 02:31:40.600
How are you 95 overall?

02:31:42.600 --> 02:31:45.600
The game's been out for three days!

02:31:45.600 --> 02:31:49.600
Oh my god, my character looks like shit!

02:31:49.600 --> 02:31:51.600
Here we go, here we go, here we go.

02:31:51.600 --> 02:31:54.600
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, lock in.

02:31:54.600 --> 02:31:57.600
No, I'm in your face. I'm in your face.

02:31:57.600 --> 02:31:59.600
Alright.

02:32:00.600 --> 02:32:03.600
I'm gonna get one good shotgun test every five minutes

02:32:03.600 --> 02:32:06.600
and my center immediately gets snagged up.

02:32:06.600 --> 02:32:13.400
Bob I mean come on. I actually got a good shotgun test and then he's still just I

02:32:23.760 --> 02:32:28.320
Mean yeah, we're gonna lose if you can't get a board and Zeus. It's over bro. I mean we're gonna lose I

02:32:29.880 --> 02:32:31.880
Played a world-class D world-class

02:32:33.520 --> 02:32:35.520
What do you do?

02:32:36.600 --> 02:32:42.960
Oh my god rule one of 2k never get on with a brown shirt never get on with a

02:32:42.960 --> 02:32:50.280
brown shirt why did I get on with a brown shirt like am I asking to lose

02:32:50.280 --> 02:33:07.040
Mid your face. In your face. Drake! Oh my god! What do you do? Yeah, try to rim-run,

02:33:07.040 --> 02:33:13.360
try to rim-run. The pulse high here! Pulse high! This is what I mean, my player's ass

02:33:13.360 --> 02:33:15.360
So he morphs by me

02:33:17.240 --> 02:33:19.240
Now he's hot so he's unguardable

02:33:19.920 --> 02:33:23.940
Yeah, but you see why this game's rage inducing because my center doesn't get a board

02:33:25.320 --> 02:33:28.600
Because my center doesn't get a board instead of the score being zero zero now

02:33:28.600 --> 02:33:31.040
He's hot and I'm literally not gonna be able to garden

02:33:35.840 --> 02:33:38.480
Slashing takeover I may as well just give him the looper can

02:33:40.000 --> 02:33:42.440
Slashing takeover pops a green in my face

02:33:43.360 --> 02:33:48.360
I may as well just give this guy the lubricant, man.

02:33:48.360 --> 02:33:55.200
Chad, it's not even my build. Bro, you're saying build, you have no ball knowledge.

02:33:55.200 --> 02:34:05.520
I have no SIGs, no badges. I'm 84 overall, he's 95 overall. It's not my build.

02:34:05.520 --> 02:34:12.640
I'm getting fucking spread!

02:34:12.640 --> 02:34:14.640
Right now reaching

02:34:16.680 --> 02:34:21.240
Well, I've been recalled that I said they're gonna miss one shot I said they're gonna miss one shot

02:34:27.800 --> 02:34:30.400
He's gonna put his nuts in my mouth I already know it oh

02:34:31.600 --> 02:34:33.840
Wait grab the board. Oh my god

02:34:34.920 --> 02:34:41.000
Don't force it don't force it. Oh my god come back season actually come back season bang bang

02:34:42.640 --> 02:34:48.780
Hold up hold up hold up hold up backdoor cutter down come on lay up on

02:34:54.160 --> 02:34:56.160
Wait wait hold up I

02:34:57.960 --> 02:34:59.960
Saw I saw

02:35:01.800 --> 02:35:07.160
Wait he's behind me why is that cadested he's behind me why is that cadested he's behind me why is that?

02:35:08.480 --> 02:35:10.480
How's this guy been hopped for five minutes?

02:35:10.480 --> 02:35:16.480
and he just breaks. Yeah right, get the fuck out of here. You're trying to go for a clip

02:35:16.480 --> 02:35:21.480
on me? I'm gonna come back, I promise I'm gonna come back. I'm gonna come back, I promise.

02:35:21.480 --> 02:35:31.480
Cut her! Bang that. Yeah I'm just getting sucked into a fucking locker! Fuck!

02:35:31.480 --> 02:35:45.440
pass, I clicked A and they ripped the ball out of my hands.

02:35:45.440 --> 02:35:54.160
I beat a guy with an 11 overall difference who has no badges and he didn't have a center.

02:35:54.160 --> 02:35:58.640
I'm 11 overalls higher, he made his player five minutes ago.

02:35:58.640 --> 02:36:00.640
Like you're an idiot.

02:36:05.640 --> 02:36:06.640
Do you know how to dribble?

02:36:06.640 --> 02:36:11.640
Bro, back in my day I was a little sweaty kid who would look up the sigs and stuff.

02:36:11.640 --> 02:36:14.640
But now no, I don't know how to do shit.

02:36:14.640 --> 02:36:16.640
I don't know how to do shit, bro.

02:36:19.640 --> 02:36:23.640
Like yeah, like I'm not gonna sit there on YouTube.

02:36:23.640 --> 02:36:25.640
These are the best dribble packages.

02:36:25.640 --> 02:36:27.640
Bro, I just played a game.

02:36:28.640 --> 02:36:44.260
I need six badges jumper overall I need six six badges jumper

02:36:44.260 --> 02:37:00.260
Jinxie would you still love me if I was a girl?

02:37:00.260 --> 02:37:03.260
Yo am I guarding somebody's grandpa?

02:37:03.260 --> 02:37:08.260
Oh he has a 77% field goal percentage.

02:37:08.260 --> 02:37:11.260
All right.

02:37:11.260 --> 02:37:13.260
Am I guarding somebody's grandpa?

02:37:19.140 --> 02:37:21.140
Oh, we have three point guards again.

02:37:23.640 --> 02:37:26.820
Wait a minute. Is that like Russell Westbrook? Holy shit!

02:37:38.940 --> 02:37:40.940
Good job. Are you guys just talking about cheating?

02:37:41.260 --> 02:37:43.260
Define?

02:37:43.900 --> 02:37:47.340
So in this game you literally just fade in their face. That's all it is.

02:37:53.700 --> 02:37:56.700
That was so forced. Classic slasher.

02:38:04.060 --> 02:38:08.220
This is like the anti-defense committee. Nobody's playing any defense.

02:38:08.220 --> 02:38:11.220
Why are you supposed to post it up in the half-court line?

02:38:11.220 --> 02:38:15.220
You would have been wide open.

02:38:15.220 --> 02:38:18.220
Yo, this slasher's like kind of unguardable.

02:38:18.220 --> 02:38:20.220
He's hot, too.

02:38:20.220 --> 02:38:23.220
Bro, this slasher's kind of unguardable, chat.

02:38:23.220 --> 02:38:24.220
Oh my God.

02:38:24.220 --> 02:38:27.220
Hold up, hold up.

02:38:27.220 --> 02:38:29.220
That's good D. Bro, that's good D.

02:38:29.220 --> 02:38:31.220
This kid's carrying us.

02:38:31.220 --> 02:38:32.220
What?

02:38:32.220 --> 02:38:36.220
How do they get the board?

02:38:36.220 --> 02:38:40.320
Your chat, I'm allowed to say that's good deed without you saying pardon

02:38:42.740 --> 02:38:45.600
Cookies fuck off my pork cookies jumper

02:38:47.740 --> 02:38:49.740
All right guys come to the ball

02:38:54.500 --> 02:38:57.860
Hey feed the hot hand feed the hot hand

02:38:57.860 --> 02:39:05.920
bro if you have slashing take why are you shooting a three-pointer like I mean

02:39:05.920 --> 02:39:09.800
he's carrying subtle care but bro if you have slash take just force a layoff

02:39:09.800 --> 02:39:16.160
it's gonna go in why would you shoot it am I crazy you have slashed take just

02:39:16.160 --> 02:39:25.340
I'm out. That's why I leak. You gotta give it to me quicker! That's why I leak! Fucking

02:39:25.340 --> 02:39:41.620
release it! Layup line. Corner. Exit. Bang. Come on. Wide open catching

02:39:41.620 --> 02:39:53.460
you mid ranger but now your slash takes gone bro now your slash takes gone why

02:39:53.460 --> 02:40:02.460
did you shoot a three somebody somebody said you're my player gotta shift that

02:40:02.460 --> 02:40:21.980
door-dashed actually. Come on, come on. Lock him. Bro, we have to play around the guy

02:40:21.980 --> 02:40:26.860
that's the slasher. That's like definitely our most effective scorer. Why am I getting

02:40:26.860 --> 02:40:28.860
double cover. What type of shit is that?

02:40:38.860 --> 02:40:39.860
Wide open.

02:40:41.860 --> 02:40:42.860
IN YOUR MOUTH!

02:40:43.860 --> 02:40:45.860
IN YOUR MOUTH!

02:40:46.860 --> 02:40:47.860
You little shit!

02:40:48.860 --> 02:40:52.860
I've been doing this two days since, since before you were born, kid!

02:40:52.860 --> 02:40:57.860
Why is he just wide open now? I hate when someone's wide open.

02:40:57.860 --> 02:41:01.860
Like, are you telling me you're not even near him?

02:41:01.860 --> 02:41:05.860
Wow, that might have been the worst.

02:41:05.860 --> 02:41:08.860
That might have been the worst move of all time.

02:41:08.860 --> 02:41:11.860
I probably could have passed him earlier there. I'm not going to lie.

02:41:16.860 --> 02:41:18.860
That's not me.

02:41:22.860 --> 02:41:40.620
green map. bro why do you wait till you're regarded? that's game well no maybe it's not

02:41:40.620 --> 02:41:50.420
game we need to stop them. we're also gonna need this three pointer that I'm about to

02:41:50.420 --> 02:41:55.740
Yo, this guy's slashing build is actually fucking crazy.

02:41:55.740 --> 02:42:01.820
This guy's built for the same- he's actually cramming on people.

02:42:01.820 --> 02:42:17.260
Oh, I kind of locked him up there.

02:42:17.260 --> 02:42:19.260
Yep, there's the fate.

02:42:19.260 --> 02:42:23.260
I'm telling you, wait he missed, oh my god.

02:42:30.260 --> 02:42:32.260
Yes! Oh my god!

02:42:33.260 --> 02:42:36.260
Shoot it! You motherfuckers, shoot!

02:42:37.260 --> 02:42:39.260
Fucking shoot it!

02:42:47.260 --> 02:43:03.260
I didn't think he was going to keep jumping. I didn't think he was going to leave the three-pointer wide open. I thought he was going to run out to my teammate.

02:43:03.260 --> 02:43:10.260
I thought he was going to run out to my teammate. I knew what he lost anyways. He would have break that shit regardless, man.

02:43:10.260 --> 02:43:17.260
I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand.

02:43:17.260 --> 02:43:24.260
Bro, it looks like all this game is just how are you 99 overall?

02:43:24.260 --> 02:43:33.260
The game's been out for five days! How the fuck are you 99 overall?

02:43:40.260 --> 02:43:58.360
Every time I threw for you I met with utter disappointment.

02:43:58.360 --> 02:43:59.360
Remember you have no badges?

02:43:59.360 --> 02:44:00.360
Yeah I know.

02:44:00.360 --> 02:44:01.360
Yo guys!

02:44:01.360 --> 02:44:05.560
When I have badges I'm going to be undeniable.

02:44:05.560 --> 02:44:06.560
Literally!

02:44:06.560 --> 02:44:12.920
Like, bro, when I have badges, I'm gonna be undeniable.

02:44:12.920 --> 02:44:22.680
Literally, bro.

02:44:22.680 --> 02:44:23.680
Literally.

02:44:23.680 --> 02:44:26.280
Yo, Jinxie vs. Accountability.

02:44:26.280 --> 02:44:28.280
No, no, no, no.

02:44:28.280 --> 02:44:32.040
Jinxie vs. Accountability, thanks for the five gifts in.

02:44:32.040 --> 02:44:33.040
Yo!

02:44:33.040 --> 02:44:34.040
Yo, bro!

02:44:34.040 --> 02:44:36.040
I'm being accountable!

02:44:36.040 --> 02:44:39.840
The kid's 99 overall with 30 badges and beating by four.

02:44:48.820 --> 02:44:50.280
Like, no.

02:44:50.280 --> 02:44:51.720
No, dude.

02:44:51.720 --> 02:44:53.000
Yo, I'm accountable.

02:44:53.000 --> 02:44:56.100
The kid is, dude, the kid's 99 overall

02:44:56.100 --> 02:44:58.280
five days into the game.

02:44:58.280 --> 02:45:00.280
He hasn't jerked off.

02:45:00.280 --> 02:45:02.280
He hasn't showered.

02:45:02.280 --> 02:45:04.160
He hasn't eaten food.

02:45:04.160 --> 02:45:08.560
He's literally been in 2K doing the drills in the gym.

02:45:08.560 --> 02:45:12.420
Sure, you got the win, big bro.

02:45:12.420 --> 02:45:14.600
He's been in the game ground for five days.

02:45:14.600 --> 02:45:15.840
You have the win, bro.

02:45:23.680 --> 02:45:24.720
You got the win.

02:45:24.720 --> 02:45:26.800
You play like a girl, not going to lie.

02:45:26.800 --> 02:45:28.120
Kezer, what does that even mean?

02:45:30.880 --> 02:45:32.200
Kezer, what does that even mean?

02:45:34.160 --> 02:45:48.120
get out of the party chat pussy yo I am I'm out my shit doesn't work is your

02:45:48.120 --> 02:45:55.920
center angel Reese I think it is I don't know I don't know

02:45:55.920 --> 02:46:11.200
J.C., you be putting up play-ups? Wait, they're on a streak? They're on a 17 game streak right

02:46:11.200 --> 02:46:22.700
now. Is that where I am? Chat, should we try to break it? Chat, should we try to break

02:46:22.700 --> 02:46:29.700
I'm going to break it. Me and Angel Reese. Should we try to break it?

02:46:40.700 --> 02:46:45.700
Jack, could me and Angel Reese break this 18 game streak? What do you think?

02:46:45.700 --> 02:46:52.700
Could have even Angel Reese break this 18 game streak. What do you think?

02:47:06.380 --> 02:47:13.420
God has got jump scared. Oh my god, he's got jump scared. Jesus! Yo, is this a face

02:47:13.420 --> 02:47:22.900
You scan who the fuck is that this guy looks like this guy's like a crack head

02:47:31.120 --> 02:47:35.040
Yo bro, this is like up in my face right now

02:47:35.040 --> 02:47:52.520
says you what do you mean wait where's found for a day worst offer a day oh my god check

02:47:52.520 --> 02:48:03.640
they're on an 18 game streak wait do these guys just end it these guys just end it jake

02:48:03.640 --> 02:48:09.760
to jesse they just broke the streak bro oh no wait they did these guys just broke

02:48:09.760 --> 02:48:12.820
their streak or uh

02:48:16.640 --> 02:48:21.400
yo kid kid lock in bro wait jesse can you help me in your twitch chat room

02:48:21.400 --> 02:48:25.840
he's got what do you do this year of course this guy's my fucking center

02:48:25.840 --> 02:48:30.800
what you do bro what the hell did you do sorry bro I said the n word I'm a

02:48:30.800 --> 02:48:34.520
change the man bro. Oh my god. I changed man bro please.

02:48:39.800 --> 02:48:43.560
Yo, it's Tanner 5k bro. Hi. Yo, yo, I've been for a year.

02:48:43.560 --> 02:48:44.920
I'm trying to support the channel bro.

02:48:51.680 --> 02:48:52.880
The up Angel Reese.

02:48:52.880 --> 02:48:54.880
4, 4.

02:48:57.880 --> 02:48:59.880
Alright, you're back in shoot. One more against take.

02:49:00.880 --> 02:49:03.880
One more against take. It's already over. We're already lost again.

02:49:04.880 --> 02:49:06.880
I'm getting fucking spam invited, bro.

02:49:22.880 --> 02:49:31.760
oh my god oh it's on my build you're guys three for three it's on my

02:49:31.760 --> 02:49:34.920
fucking you made your build fucking but he just thought bro you're literally a

02:49:34.920 --> 02:49:40.360
petite look at you bro you're getting fried right now off the poor now rock

02:49:40.360 --> 02:49:47.480
me up I'll take us the promise land yeah I'll take a from slam rock me up

02:49:47.480 --> 02:49:52.300
back door got him leaning coming back out got him leaning that's a shot that's a

02:49:52.300 --> 02:50:02.120
shot back door I'm gonna cut her cut her got him leaning back out don't force

02:50:02.120 --> 02:50:08.100
that you'll please tell me you can shoot right oh no he can't shoot he's

02:50:08.100 --> 02:50:12.880
cutting we're trying to set you a big body trying to set you a big body okay

02:50:12.880 --> 02:50:13.880
He said it!

02:50:16.380 --> 02:50:17.380
I got a board, I got a board.

02:50:17.380 --> 02:50:18.380
That's me, that's me.

02:50:18.880 --> 02:50:19.880
No, no.

02:50:19.880 --> 02:50:21.880
That's me. No, that's game. That's me.

02:50:22.380 --> 02:50:23.380
This guy doesn't miss.

02:50:23.380 --> 02:50:24.880
He didn't even wide open. That was me.

02:50:24.880 --> 02:50:26.880
I said, I said, I said.

02:50:26.880 --> 02:50:28.880
No Tanner, you have to guard him Tanner.

02:50:28.880 --> 02:50:30.880
Tanner, this guy's wet as shit!

02:50:32.380 --> 02:50:34.380
BORN! He sucks! Nevermind!

02:50:40.880 --> 02:50:42.380
Bro, he doesn't shoot.

02:50:42.380 --> 02:50:44.380
Oh no

02:50:47.060 --> 02:50:50.860
I'm an inside center bumps. I it's bad. It's bad

02:50:54.020 --> 02:50:56.020
My god

02:50:58.380 --> 02:51:00.380
Terry I need you to cut more

02:51:00.380 --> 02:51:03.100
There if you're listening to the screen screen and cut

02:51:06.860 --> 02:51:10.980
Why are you jumping I miss yo wire mitty's harder than freeze right now

02:51:12.380 --> 02:51:16.380
Yo, Tanner, screen cut.

02:51:16.380 --> 02:51:20.300
Bro, if he could just shoot like a midi, we'd win.

02:51:20.300 --> 02:51:27.060
I just need to be able to shoot something, because they're just going to...

02:51:42.380 --> 02:51:44.440
you

02:52:12.380 --> 02:52:14.440
you

02:52:42.380 --> 02:52:44.440
you

02:53:12.380 --> 02:53:14.440
you

02:53:42.380 --> 02:53:44.440
you

02:54:12.380 --> 02:54:14.380
You

02:54:37.540 --> 02:54:40.980
These guys just broke a 17 game streak and we're about to beat them. Oh my god

02:54:42.380 --> 02:54:53.380
I'm just forcing it out of here.

02:54:53.380 --> 02:54:54.380
I don't know what to do, man.

02:54:54.380 --> 02:54:57.380
We have no offense, because this center's just going to sit in the pain.

02:54:57.380 --> 02:55:00.380
I have to force shit.

02:55:00.380 --> 02:55:02.380
No.

02:55:02.380 --> 02:55:06.380
Let's see if I can get separation from this fox there.

02:55:06.380 --> 02:55:07.380
Yeah, man, I haven't been shooting.

02:55:07.380 --> 02:55:11.380
I need to pop her, man.

02:55:12.220 --> 02:55:14.500
Beach like they just have that

02:55:16.620 --> 02:55:20.820
Yo, Jinxie bro, I tried my best I deserve to get on band in the twitch chat, bro

02:55:21.780 --> 02:55:24.180
Yo, if I had a shooting center, I

02:55:25.460 --> 02:55:27.460
Had a 5k give me a chance, bro

02:55:28.580 --> 02:55:31.100
I'm sorry. Yeah logs pull up a shot logs

02:55:32.500 --> 02:55:34.500
I'm trying to sell below. I'm trying to support

02:55:34.980 --> 02:55:36.820
chat chat

02:55:36.820 --> 02:55:40.300
But dinner 5k user slash user tanner 5k

02:55:41.380 --> 02:56:03.380
All right, yo, Tanner, I'm crying, I'm crying.

02:56:03.380 --> 02:56:20.100
I mean, he's been watching streams, bro, but dude, you can't just like, he's still gonna

02:56:20.100 --> 02:56:21.100
stay banned, bro.

02:56:21.100 --> 02:56:25.660
Bro, and you're like doing a variation of it, like, what is wrong with you, man?

02:56:25.660 --> 02:56:30.220
Like, what is wrong with you, bro?

02:56:30.220 --> 02:56:32.220
I

02:56:39.100 --> 02:56:41.100
You know chat two games just

02:56:41.220 --> 02:56:43.500
Same old same old route like I

02:56:44.100 --> 02:56:51.260
Just need to stop being a clown and actually get my like badges and shit going bro. I didn't get my badges and shit going man

02:56:51.260 --> 02:57:01.140
bro I need to get chat. I need to get badges. You know what I think about twos versus threes

02:57:01.140 --> 02:57:07.660
though twos are kind of fun because like if you get a stop you could actually win by like

02:57:07.660 --> 02:57:16.380
you could actually come back from like 20-0 like actually bro that's the cool thing

02:57:16.380 --> 02:57:19.660
about twos though bro

02:57:28.460 --> 02:57:35.700
wait this court needs players this is a fresh court guys this is a fresh court

02:57:35.700 --> 02:57:41.940
y'all not gonna lie though this two guys not this two games not that bad I

02:57:41.940 --> 02:57:43.460
I don't think this 2k is that bad

02:57:43.460 --> 02:57:44.660
You ready for this belt bro?

02:57:46.100 --> 02:57:48.020
You can't hold me bro, how do I tell you?

02:57:48.020 --> 02:57:49.140
You cannot hold me

02:57:49.140 --> 02:57:51.700
Alright, this guy's 98 overall

02:57:51.700 --> 02:57:52.740
I probably can't

02:57:53.540 --> 02:57:54.340
I probably can't

02:57:54.340 --> 02:57:55.460
I've been on 25th game street

02:57:55.460 --> 02:57:57.380
You haven't showered all week

02:57:57.380 --> 02:57:59.540
He's about to aid a new creep all right

02:57:59.540 --> 02:58:00.260
Freelo

02:58:00.260 --> 02:58:00.500
Freelo

02:58:00.500 --> 02:58:01.220
What did he say?

02:58:01.220 --> 02:58:03.220
Yo, unblock clip on the score producers bro

02:58:04.660 --> 02:58:05.940
Yo, oh my god

02:58:05.940 --> 02:58:06.660
Oh my god

02:58:10.260 --> 02:58:11.460
I'm sorry for calling you bro

02:58:11.460 --> 02:58:13.180
I miss those late night calls.

02:58:13.180 --> 02:58:16.280
Oh, this was one of the guys that spammed me on TikTok.

02:58:16.280 --> 02:58:17.920
I have, okay.

02:58:17.920 --> 02:58:19.320
Yep, this kid's is the link.

02:58:19.320 --> 02:58:20.640
All right, this kid's is the link.

02:58:20.640 --> 02:58:22.280
Wait a minute, he blocked me.

02:58:22.280 --> 02:58:24.480
On stream, he switched up on the on stream, bro.

02:58:24.480 --> 02:58:25.940
Green in your face, fuck.

02:58:28.520 --> 02:58:30.400
Yo, so chat, just to let you guys know.

02:58:30.400 --> 02:58:32.240
You already missed.

02:58:32.240 --> 02:58:33.080
All right.

02:58:34.080 --> 02:58:34.920
Let me show him something.

02:58:34.920 --> 02:58:35.760
Yo, he's 5'11.

02:58:35.760 --> 02:58:37.160
Come here.

02:58:37.160 --> 02:58:38.000
Burger.

02:58:38.000 --> 02:58:38.960
Oh, that's a bucket, that's a bucket.

02:58:38.960 --> 02:58:40.120
Yeah, actual burger.

02:58:40.840 --> 02:58:42.840
This kid just called me

02:58:44.680 --> 02:58:46.680
Yo, did this kid just call me up

02:58:48.880 --> 02:58:54.960
Let me I'm about to knock some shit out if I lose this game hold up this kid. He's called me a burger. Oh

02:58:58.720 --> 02:59:00.720
He's just shooting in my head

02:59:04.520 --> 02:59:06.940
Yeah, so let's mute it lay up line

02:59:06.940 --> 02:59:11.940
it was green to me or

02:59:11.940 --> 02:59:13.940
just stand still. I'm going to

02:59:13.940 --> 02:59:15.940
shoot this over your face.

02:59:15.940 --> 02:59:18.940
Yo, you're horrible. You know,

02:59:18.940 --> 02:59:19.940
you're actually. Yo, is he

02:59:19.940 --> 02:59:21.940
cheating? Wait, is he? Just

02:59:21.940 --> 02:59:22.940
shooting in my head. You made

02:59:22.940 --> 02:59:24.940
an iron. You made an iron

02:59:24.940 --> 02:59:27.940
build. Yo, Jack, is he

02:59:27.940 --> 02:59:28.940
cheated? I'm not going to

02:59:28.940 --> 02:59:30.940
get one way spectator. You're

02:59:30.940 --> 02:59:32.940
actually a one way spectator,

02:59:32.940 --> 02:59:35.940
I'll be a one way spectator

02:59:35.940 --> 02:59:38.940
I'm not cheating bro, I'm cheating

02:59:40.940 --> 02:59:43.940
Thanks, you're a one way spectator, how do I tell you?

02:59:43.940 --> 02:59:46.940
Pass it, Pass it, thanks, come here, stand still, stand still

02:59:46.940 --> 02:59:49.940
You're asking me cheating

02:59:49.940 --> 02:59:50.940
No?

02:59:50.940 --> 02:59:53.940
We're on block, clip producers on tic-tac bro

02:59:53.940 --> 02:59:54.940
You switched up him

02:59:54.940 --> 02:59:56.940
He's just shooting in my face

02:59:57.940 --> 02:59:58.940
Yo, what's up?

03:00:02.940 --> 03:00:04.940
You're jinxing, get out of the room, get out of the room.

03:00:11.260 --> 03:00:14.380
Yo, am I playing like a little dweeb squad of hats?

03:00:14.380 --> 03:00:16.380
You're fucking your burger-eyed dude, Monica.

03:00:16.380 --> 03:00:20.620
Yo, if I get caught up in Burger one more time, I'm gonna lose it.

03:00:21.180 --> 03:00:23.180
I'm actually gonna lose it, bro.

03:00:24.460 --> 03:00:25.420
One way spectator.

03:00:25.420 --> 03:00:27.420
You're fucking burgers.

03:00:27.420 --> 03:00:29.420
Yo, what's this burger shit?

03:00:29.420 --> 03:00:30.620
Hey, wait, wait, wait.

03:00:30.620 --> 03:00:32.620
Wait, pass me real quick. I'm gonna get a poster.

03:00:32.940 --> 03:00:37.940
What is this burger shit? What is this little kid shit?

03:00:37.940 --> 03:00:39.940
You're a little kid, dude.

03:00:39.940 --> 03:00:41.940
Finsville, Finsville.

03:00:41.940 --> 03:00:43.940
Yeah, shoot my face. You're fine.

03:00:43.940 --> 03:00:45.940
Oh my god, man. You're a fucking burger.

03:00:45.940 --> 03:00:49.940
I'm not even kidding. I think he's cheating. I swear to god.

03:00:49.940 --> 03:00:52.940
You gotta press Y, you fucking shit.

03:00:52.940 --> 03:00:54.940
Press Y, you fucking shit.

03:00:56.940 --> 03:00:58.940
Oh, Jinxie, messy retired.

03:00:58.940 --> 03:01:01.940
Oh my god. Yeah, I ain't trade breadclaw here.

03:01:01.940 --> 03:01:05.280
Yeah, yeah shoot my face again with your little sand in your one inch there

03:01:11.220 --> 03:01:15.460
I mean he's literally cheating like I don't I'm not cheating. I know you're cheating

03:01:19.060 --> 03:01:21.620
I literally guarantee you this guy's cheating

03:01:31.940 --> 03:01:39.940
I'm 100% sure this guy's cheating.

03:01:39.940 --> 03:01:43.940
I'm 100% sure this guy's cheating.

03:01:43.940 --> 03:01:46.940
They got anti-cheat.

03:01:46.940 --> 03:01:50.940
Go shout out, it's the last thing you eat, watch me talk.

03:01:50.940 --> 03:01:56.940
I'm 100% sure this guy's cheating.

03:01:56.940 --> 03:02:00.940
Bro, why are you not on some cable?

03:02:00.940 --> 03:02:04.020
Bro, you shot in my face five times.

03:02:04.020 --> 03:02:07.100
He shot in my face five times.

03:02:07.100 --> 03:02:08.100
I'm not cheating.

03:02:08.100 --> 03:02:09.100
You're just horrible, bro.

03:02:09.100 --> 03:02:10.100
Skill difference.

03:02:10.100 --> 03:02:11.100
Skill difference.

03:02:11.100 --> 03:02:12.100
You're actually just bad, bro.

03:02:12.100 --> 03:02:13.100
Skill difference.

03:02:13.100 --> 03:02:14.100
Actually, horrible.

03:02:14.100 --> 03:02:15.100
Fries.

03:02:15.100 --> 03:02:16.100
One-way spectator.

03:02:16.100 --> 03:02:17.100
One-way spectator.

03:02:17.100 --> 03:02:18.100
One-way spectator.

03:02:18.100 --> 03:02:19.100
You're five foot and he's 98.

03:02:19.100 --> 03:02:20.100
Yo, I don't...

03:02:20.100 --> 03:02:21.100
Yo, I don't even...

03:02:21.100 --> 03:02:22.100
I'm like pretty sure he's cheating, though.

03:02:22.100 --> 03:02:29.820
Yo, I don't, yo, I don't even, I'm like pretty sure he's cheating though.

03:02:29.820 --> 03:02:33.780
Dude, he did a contested layup green.

03:02:33.780 --> 03:02:37.260
He did like four contested threes all green.

03:02:37.260 --> 03:02:44.340
Wait chat, what is like, what is the most common form of cheating in this game?

03:02:44.340 --> 03:02:49.980
Is it just Zed?

03:02:49.980 --> 03:02:51.540
You're 84 and 5 feet tall.

03:02:51.540 --> 03:02:54.780
Yeah, but that doesn't mean you go 10 for 10 and make a contested layout

03:02:55.780 --> 03:02:57.780
It's just a Zen, right?

03:02:58.380 --> 03:03:05.980
Yo, if that's actually the guy I blocked on TikTok that kid right there called me nine times at three in the morning

03:03:06.620 --> 03:03:08.620
Of course, that's how he sounded

03:03:08.620 --> 03:03:23.740
Like some of the shots like I didn't contest but bro some of them I'm just in his face and it's just great. It's like, all right

03:03:27.500 --> 03:03:32.820
But I feel like he's cheating. I don't know like like don't run. He's still terrible at 2k like I don't care

03:03:32.820 --> 03:03:43.820
You know, to survive in this game, all you need to do is just have batches, broken sigs and a broken jumper. I did none of that.

03:03:43.820 --> 03:03:50.820
I'm flat out 84 overall. If I played that kid and play now online, I'm putting belt to ask.

03:03:50.820 --> 03:04:05.180
I mean, if he's not cheating, like I'm genuinely surprised, I mean, you can go 10 for 10 and

03:04:05.180 --> 03:04:07.740
2K, but I think he's just cheating, bro.

03:04:07.740 --> 03:04:09.020
I think he's just cheating.

03:04:09.020 --> 03:04:10.140
I'm not even gonna lie to you.

03:04:10.140 --> 03:04:11.140
I think he's just cheating.

03:04:11.140 --> 03:04:18.740
I mean, people do cheat in 2K.

03:04:18.740 --> 03:04:20.740
do cheat at 2k nonetheless.

03:04:25.740 --> 03:04:32.100
Yo, I'm not gonna lie though, 2k27 doesn't feel that bad, but like, the thing is though,

03:04:32.100 --> 03:04:36.740
if people actually can zen in the game, what's the point of even playing 2k?

03:04:38.740 --> 03:04:42.740
Like, if people can actually cheat in the game, what is the point of playing?

03:04:42.740 --> 03:04:54.900
Like bro, what if you're on like chat? What if you're on like a 15 game streak on 2k and then some like virgin with a Zen just comes up to your court and goes nine for nine?

03:04:56.660 --> 03:05:04.260
I'm not even saying 100% that kid's cheating. He might have just went 10 for 10. I'm just saying like, I know thousands of people cheat on this game.

03:05:04.260 --> 03:05:16.380
I'm saying, I mean he's probably cheating, but he might not be, bro, but I feel like

03:05:16.380 --> 03:05:21.940
that just ruins the entire game of 2K if you can actually Zen.

03:05:21.940 --> 03:05:33.220
Zen isn't consistent if you contest it, but I thought Zen just means everything's green.

03:05:33.220 --> 03:05:35.500
I thought Zen just means everything's green, no?

03:05:43.100 --> 03:05:43.600
Really?

03:05:48.660 --> 03:05:51.340
No, but there's other devices that are more powerful than Zen.

03:05:53.420 --> 03:05:54.380
Titan is the new one.

03:05:54.380 --> 03:05:55.300
It works better.

03:05:59.380 --> 03:06:02.340
No, but it's not even like, it's not even like, oh, he's

03:06:02.340 --> 03:06:09.140
shooting like bro my players just ask like I have no badges uh no cigs no nothing bro

03:06:09.860 --> 03:06:15.220
if I play 2k again I'm actually gonna get my shit right for like 20 minutes but I still need badges though

03:06:17.380 --> 03:06:23.700
like bro if you're ass at 2k but you have full badges 98 overall and you're playing a 84 a fresh

03:06:23.700 --> 03:06:28.180
84 of their first hour on the game with no badges you're gonna beat them he's gonna

03:06:28.180 --> 03:06:34.260
work by me he's gonna shoot in my face I like that's just how the game works

03:06:41.140 --> 03:06:46.360
mobs time out these little shit stains spamming the burger emotes please

03:06:46.360 --> 03:06:52.140
congrats on the birth of your kid there are new scripts every week to improve

03:06:52.140 --> 03:06:56.820
the Zen cheating experience look man I can't really speak on 2k cheating that

03:06:56.820 --> 03:07:01.180
I haven't actually grinded 2k since like actually 2k 20

03:07:01.740 --> 03:07:06.820
So I don't know but I'm just saying like if there actually is Zen and Titan and shit

03:07:06.820 --> 03:07:08.820
Like I just think that totally ruins the game

03:07:09.500 --> 03:07:15.380
What you're on a 20 game streak and then some kid just comes to your court cheating like I feel like that totally ruins the game

03:07:15.380 --> 03:07:17.380
It ruins the whole point of the game

03:07:18.460 --> 03:07:20.460
Totally it kills the game

03:07:26.820 --> 03:07:30.040
Did you know about the football guy from Argentina retired?

03:07:34.540 --> 03:07:36.740
Yo, chat nonetheless guys.

03:07:38.820 --> 03:07:42.660
W God damn stream chat short stream late night stream.

03:07:42.660 --> 03:07:46.780
I was on a plane for fucking five hours to the day chat tomorrow.

03:07:46.780 --> 03:07:51.900
I'm going to go live early as fuck because it's new season of rainbow six siege.

03:07:53.180 --> 03:07:54.500
I think I'm going to get a stack.

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I might won't be won every rank with nor and yeah, I'm gonna sweat my balls off to get champion. I'm literally gonna sweat my balls off chat for the new season.

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Tomorrow, should we play PC or console?

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Chat, what I expect for tomorrow is long stream, long stream the next two days, the next two days long stream tomorrow long stream after probably like 810 hours of siege new season.

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Man, I know PC so fun with stacks. I kind of have to play PC if I'm going to get a stack, but bro, the cheaters are so as the cheaters are actually so fucking ass, man.

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Legend division, I know, I know, but bro, just so you all know, because like, I swear to God, our six announces something and then none of the player base even knows what the update is.

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Legend Division is not going to be in the game tomorrow.

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It's going to be in the game next season,

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like midway through the season.

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Like I swear, people like will hear an update

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and then like think it like, bro,

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it's in like a month and a half.

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But I need to get, the thing is

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to qualify for Legend Division,

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you have to get champ in the first like month and a half.

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You have to, you have to.

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Bro, but I think the Legend Division

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like the best idea Siege has ever came up with for the ranked system, aside from Rank 3.0, which has

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been great, because like it actually gives the season playability in the end of the season.

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Like back in the day, you would hit champ in like, we'd get a stack, we hit champ in like a week,

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and then it's like, well, what's the point of playing ranked? Now Legend Division actually

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gives you a purpose to queue ranked at the end of the season, more than the start of the season.

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But yes, the goal is for this week, we're going to try to hit champion in less than like seven days. I'm going to stack every day. I'm going to sweat my ass off.

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That's the goal, bro. We're going to have a lot of fun. Probably going to do 1v1 every rank with the new op.

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We're going to do a bunch of other games too. But chat. Love y'all boys.

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Start for the short stream and the late stream. I was on a plane for five hours. All right, boys.

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Chat, tomorrow we're going to be live. The servers are up at like 11 a.m. I'm not going to go right when the servers go up. I'm probably going to go live at like 1 p.m. or something and we're going to grind chat. Love y'all boys. See you guys.

