You
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This song is so fucking good, bro. This song is so good
This is the most annoying microphone okay yeah yeah
you
This house around me has no answer
Not many is like us at war
Let it happen, let it happen
Just let it happen, let it happen
All this running around
Trying to fill up my shadow
Notion growing inside
All this shadow
All this running around
Bearing down on show to those
I can hear and know
Must be a moment
I heard about the one when it's coming round
Sorry, sorry!
to carry off all the things we've done.
Where did that come from?
All that's running around,
I can't fight it much longer.
This is the best part of the song, dim shit!
Hi guys, you're literally pausing right before peak.
I'm on the line, I'm on the line
Here we go!
you
I'm going to be home for a bit, my bitch is gay, hit man in the top, I see a man topless
even a stick is gay, hugging my brothers and say that I love them, but I don't swing
that way.
The man them celebrate E, the trap's still running on Christmas day.
You took you 15 seconds to get doja cat.
Oh, no, wait, you got it in one second.
We'd have us aura.
We'd have us aura, aura.
Chat, my brother made food.
As you guys know, my brother's a professional chef.
Steak with bacon pasta.
Steak with, hold on.
I just, chat go full cam.
Bro, my brother is a professional chef, chat.
Legitimately, holy good RNG spawn point.
Chad, do y'all have anybody in your family
that like frequently cooks,
but they swear they're the truth, but they're not?
Type of reach week.
Chad, my brother made steak with bacon pasta.
Also, lays, shout out lays.
Lays put me onto this.
Body armor, light.
Lays, as you guys know, Lays is a mauger.
Full-on, like Lays is a true Chad.
Lays said this in coconut water
is the number one way to de-blow.
So I'm only drinking this in coconut water
for the foreseeable future
so I can de-blow and maug like Lays.
Chad, look at this, bro.
Oh my gosh, dude.
Okay, let's say, let's say a bite.
Chad, my bro, look at the steak.
Look at the, look at the interior of the steak.
Chad, look at the interior of the steak.
Oh, it's steaming too.
Guys, look at the interior.
You know, that is, oh my God.
Try to look at the seasoning.
Look at the seasoning.
Salt pepper.
Oh my God.
Well, my brother is actually the truth.
Okay, now let's try the pasta.
Oh, it's actually not bacon. He said, he said it's it's not bacon. He said this is Prucheta.
Chat, am I saying that right? Prucheta.
Or prosciutto. That's what he said it was. Chat prosciutto.
Okay, that is literally so good. That is legitimately so good. Wow. I mean, wow, holy shit, bro.
I found peace in you, but I believe you chat while I eat, let's do a little bit of a TTS
mukbang here.
Have a nice bucket.
Throw on TTS.
Ask a question, guys.
Well, let's do a little bit of a TTS mukbang here, y'all.
Ask a question, y'all.
Look at this, man.
Oh my God.
Look at that.
Steak, pasta, pushy.
It dropped on the keyboard.
Okay, but it was only the steak juice.
And I never use that button anyways, who cares?
I'm just gonna let that soak in.
I never use the slash button.
Guys, why is my keyboard so dusty?
Chad, do you guys also have like a dusty keyboard?
I think you're supposed to clean it
with like a toothpick or something,
but I'm gonna be honest, I'm not doing all that.
Clean it?
You, you, Chad, but I don't know.
I don't really care.
My keyboard is just dusty,
but I don't really care to clean it.
Okay, while Hivite sets up TTS,
I'm gonna get the paper towel
So I can clean my, uh, uh, uh, stake juice button real quick.
Hello, TTS buck back here.
Amara!
Jeff, what's the proper way to clean a keyboard?
Is it a toothpick?
Kahati chair 100 bits.
So-fract-jingle-berry.
Wait, what'd you say?
I couldn't, I was literally putting on my headset at the end of that.
I heard berry.
Are you talking about the dragonberry flavor or something?
Yeah bro, but Lay said,
drink this to de-blow this in coconut water.
So, Chad, I want a mug like this.
Okay, bro.
I mean, this is literally a perfect steak.
I don't know if there's a better steak than this.
Shout out to my brother.
Oh my God, bro, the seasoning, you know when people state-
It's cheered 100 bits.
Day 28 streaming until 1v1 love you.
Baza da baza, all right.
Chat, it's not overly pink, it's not overly black.
It's perfectly seasoned.
Bro, it's like perfectly seasoned, it's just beautiful.
Dude, and then the prosciutto pasta.
Like bro, my brother is actually the truth.
Oh my God, look at that.
Cam Cam 997 v 22.
Chid 100 bits.
Love you from is Ray junk go.
Shout out Missouri.
Shout out cam.
Shout out my boy.
I've been to Missouri broke.
I'll tell you all the states I went to.
I went to New Jersey this week.
I've been to New Jersey.
New York, Florida, Michigan, Texas, California.
Is that it?
I think that's all the states I've been to.
And everyone in Tennessee.
Oh, I've been to the bottom.
TBR0N underscore jams jared 100 bits,
league with Dante's today.
Also, it's great watching you progress in league.
Probably tomorrow.
Because, now, that's just leaving for Japan on Saturday.
Departure more.
About to watch a video today
and then play that How to Fish game with Ron.
I think we're gonna try to beat it
and I think it takes three to four hours.
I've never been to the only countries I've been to is literally just England.
That's it.
I've never been to Germany.
I want to go to Germany.
I'm not like that.
She had 100.
How about you do comedy nights and stop plopping food also one to 14 the chances of
you playing for her soon.
So you're saying I'm larking eating food.
I'm just eating food, bro.
This Lark word needs to actually fucking die.
I'm eating food, ass white.
So what is body cam?
What is body cam?
I don't know what that is.
Body cam, it's a game.
I'm going to play something fat boy.
I haven't ate all day.
I don't know what that game is.
I've never heard of that game until the other day.
Is it a Batman game?
Chad, what is body cam?
My 600 pound streamer. So I'm eating and I'm now my 600 pound streamer.
It's the most realistic shooter. Oh, was only on today.
Gavin Strom, 22 cheered 100 bits. You need to try the peach mango body armor light. It's the best one peach mango body armor light. I've only had the blue one, the red one and the purple one.
Wait, I'm going to react to that real quick.
What?
Once I've finished eating, I'm going to turn off. Yes. Fair warning.
warning bro wait body cam okay so chat is it more realistic than siege how new
is it how new yes wow payment shared 100 bits furry discord Mrs. Eugene go
Please come back to the last
God I'm so tired of hearing about that shit. Oh my god
Jesus man
Hold up a second. How about
Let me know man. He's real quick
I don't know, it's like five of you guys that are absolute delinquents about the body cam.
Yo bro, or not body cam.
The previous one.
I'm not.
Thanks for buying me that vape yesterday.
Love you bro.
If you believe this guy, you're an idiot.
I don't distribute vapes, I like, I don't run around distributing vapes to random kids.
Of course it's eating.
Brett, I have an eight on stream in like three days.
Like, bro, I'm almost done.
It's a huge one.
My brother made steak.
Hey, Jinx, just wondering why you robbed me and punched
my grandma in New Jersey for no reason.
Yo, I'm, yo, yo, I don't.
I have two pieces of steak left, two pieces left.
Yeah, so I don't run around hitting grandmas.
I don't run around selling vapes to little kids.
I literally sit in my room and play games.
Can you please play it's time by Imagine Dragons?
Time.
What's the song that goes?
Time was never time at all.
Never, never live.
What's that one?
Smashing pumpkins, right?
Somebody's going to know it.
Gangnam style.
No.
Tonight, tonight.
Tonight?
Yeah, that's not so good.
Yo, not to be a negative Nancy,
I'm normally a positive Perry,
but I do think music is
worse than it was like 20, 30 years ago.
When I listen to music from the 2000s and the 90s,
Gwyneth said it was just seven cheered 100 bits. Hey jinx, see it's me Gwyneth. You got me through my husband's deployment PLS play clash more.
W Gwyneth in the chat and Gwyneth. I'm going to hit ultimate champion on clash this week. There's three days up from the season. I have a new deck that I like and I've been grinding.
Let's get a W Gwyneth in the chat and W Gwyneth's husband.
Bro, but you know what it is?
Now we're entering an era of music where there's going to be AI.
There's going to be AI, dude.
And you're not going to know what is what.
You're not going to know what's what.
I've never claimed to be Italian. I'm like 10% Italian. What the fuck are you? What the fuck are you saying?
I've never once claimed to be Italian.
I'm like 10% Italian. I feel like everybody's a little Italian.
Oh my God, I just finished my poop.
Yo, hi guys, what up, bro?
Hey QT, it's me, HiBiz.
Jack, can we get a W HiBiz in the chat?
First off, I'm just wondering if you can get a handbag?
When's next fan mail?
Wait, what pic did you get?
I actually tuned out after I saw it.
Ooh, chat, I forgot to tell you guys.
Today, as you guys know, HiBiz is the newest pickup
in the family league that we run over here.
HiBiz.
We did the draft order today.
What pick did you get?
I don't even remember.
What pick, four?
Chad, I got the best pick in fantasy football, the third pick.
Why is the third pick the best pick in fantasy football?
Jermar Chase came off his worst year of his career.
He had 313 full PPR points with an image of Joe Burl
for nine weeks.
If Joe Burl's at least somewhat held in this year,
Jermar Chase could have got three
when we can expect some doughnut SMP
sending love from Poland. You make me day so much better when you roll back into the
next round. Hi, guys, what are you going to get with their fourth pick here? Are you going
to go puka? He might be suspended. Because, you know, like, I don't think that, uh, offenses
are going to really have much possession time, you know, against the Rams really is
going to be, it's going to be three and outs, um, all across the board. So imagine
How many targets that is for Puka?
Like imagine, bro, you're right.
But here's the contrarian to that.
Hi, guys, you're right.
They are going to have the ball a lot,
but the Rams are going to blow out a lot of teams
and they're going to pull Puka a lot of games.
Hacks, 9,703.
Cheer 100 bits.
You've got a gem with Monday, Mike Morris.
You couldn't guess.
Get Christian McCaffrey, bro.
Oh, yeah, bro.
Get Christian McCaffrey, bro.
Hey, you can play the whole year.
I get Christian McCaffrey, he gets injured week one.
And then what, bro?
And then what?
I just sit there with him.
Dude, well, you'd be in last place in the league.
Yo, I'm gonna be honest, let me say this, bro.
I know a lot of people are doing their fantasy drafts
literally this week.
If you're one of those people that got Christian McCaffrey,
any pick, pick six or sooner, you're an idiot.
You're literally an idiot.
CMC should be going at like the eighth pick.
I'd still rather have JT.
Because bro, CMC, the odds of him getting hurt this year are literally 50-50.
We said 50-50, bitch!
True. He's right.
Yo, bro, I know you're banned from Note Pixel, but have you seen their announcement?
It's basically GTA 5 too. I'm not even getting...
What date does this release?
Um, I think it comes down to...
David got 12,000, 1,000 bits.
Can you suffice?
Then they basically got like crazy shit going.
But I'm banned from the server because, yo, you know what?
No pixel?
Does an XTC own a part of it?
Yeah, but part of it, yeah, yeah.
No pixel.
I literally never played GTRP before.
Did I fuck up?
Yes.
It was 20 minutes, I've been banned for three years.
Like, relax a little bit.
My God.
I won't do it again, bro.
Yeah, I'd love to play NoPixel, bro.
It's honestly the only RP server worth playing.
I mean, I am a S-Chid 100, but can you try escape from a talk-off?
So basically a breakdown, like, they redid the map.
Everything over, like, 1,000 buildings,
you can walk in and out of, and no, like, no loading screens,
no nothing.
Elevators, no loading screens, no nothing.
Like, second, the same.
You gotta look at it.
I'll give it to you.
That's good, bro. What did you do?
Well, I got banned from NoPixel because I wasn't immersed,
but now I've played RP for years in different servers.
I know what to do.
I was asking people what buttons to click.
You're not supposed to do that.
I was yelling in the hospital.
I mean, I was being an idiot.
I was being a dumbass.
I should have got banned.
The rather unabored, I've shared 100 bits.
Eight months.
Hey, man, can you help me out with some medical pills?
I'm banned since 2023.
I'm not kidding.
You're that kind of little sister
in the face of the arcade last week.
She missed her whole first week of school.
I understand she cut you in line.
I'm not mad at you for that.
I just want you to cover some of the bills.
I'm gonna call the execution.
Also, do you have to steal the tickets?
That was a little harsh.
Give me this trailer if you wanna watch it.
I have been banned since 2023.
I'm gonna go put it on my food, have a seat.
Hold up.
I've been banned since 2023, man!
Time is never time at all.
The type that could do cheered 100 bits,
chinko words of encouragement for me
since I'm joining the marine soon.
Interesting.
Yo, Chet.
Is Puka actually getting suspended?
What?
Oh my God, Ron calling.
One moment.
No, I don't know. I heard it's Puka might get suspended. It's still under review. Well,
they didn't finish the review because the draft is in. I mean, like the football season
starts in five days, but I don't got to worry because in my family, I have to march in
flock. We have JSN. I'm being, being chilling. Let me call stable stable. We're now
though. Sue we call a stable run on stable run now though. Sue we. Yo. Yeah, no, no.
Hey, this time this guy answers the phone. Dude, Rob, what type of shit bro? What?
Yeah, we're a great fish today.
Yes, so okay, we're playing how to fish at exact. Dude, I just need 20 minutes and I'm good. If you need an hour doesn't matter. I'm really good at solving.
I'm not ready, but listen, it takes like four hours run. Pretty sure three hours if we're good. Six hours if we're asked. It's me, Jason, need a force to be asking the ladies at this point.
Get oh my god get laced. Oh my god. Get laced. Yo run
We need what you're gonna call it. I have to go at eight, bro. I have to go at eight. I cannot play past eight
Where you a fucking baby your AI girlfriend to wait bro, all right
No, I don't have an AI girlfriend run. I have to go at eight chat. I have to go at eight. Well, I get laid
I've seen 608 consecutive days and you just said L-part timer bro get on early so
we have time to beat it kitten. Well I have to wait for my coffee it's here in
seven minutes and then I'm gonna go live. So we start part-time. Yo I can't even look at you right now bro what is on your
face run what is this bro wait we're not gonna be able to come at eight bro I have to go at eight
yes bro but okay why don't we just play for two hours today and then beat it tomorrow that's lame
that's lame that's lame that's lame that's lame that's lame yo what's the latest you do we're
about nine I know I have to go at eight bro the latest I could be is like 815
All right, brother, once you got the beat without your graph to post me, then there's
something to be without you.
Yes, bro.
That's mine.
That is fine.
But I have to go at eight, bro.
I'm going to let you know.
Head up, bro.
All right.
We'll see you in like an hour.
Get Lays though.
I really want to play with Lays.
Yeah.
All right.
Peace.
Ron is such a kitten.
Okay.
Now, what is the status report on the Pukinakua suspension?
I need to watch a video too. I need to watch a video in a second.
What is the status report on the Pukka Nakuha suspension? Because if you're about to do a fantasy draft, this ship matters.
What is the status report? What does he do, Chad? What did Pukka do?
Chad, is it true that Pukka bit someone?
Is that true or cap? I already bit somebody?
Is that true or false?
He's a biter. Really? Pukatakuha suspension. Let's see. Yo, hi-bites, user
fourth pick. Pukatakuha suspension. Pukatakuha suspension odds. There are no
official, no not odds, like fucking suspension update, bro. Reason? Personal
conduct policy. Civil lawsuit accusing him of biting a woman. Whoa.
Chat. Is this true false? Was this his ex girlfriend? What's
going on?
He's fine. Prodefinitely drafted puka. Prodefinitely drafted
puka. What do you mean he's fine?
Prodefinitely drafted puka. Chill. Hold on.
This is like, this will destroy your season if you draft Puka and he gets suspended.
I did out of mail.
Brochille, I draft him, he's not getting suspended.
Yo, in the flop, we got JSN, who's literally the safest pick ever besides like Amun Raal.
And then in my family league, I have the third pick.
We draft on Saturday. I'm gonna go chase. I'm gonna go chase
Now speaking of football, we have a little bit of a banger video tonight to watch
There is
There is a little bit of a situation unfolding in the last two days I
Think it's the most interesting thing of all time
Um, there's a man by the name of Dejan Love.
Now, if you don't know what this is, he is basically a man who acted as if he was an NFL
wide receiver on the San Francisco 49ers.
He would meet girls on dating apps and basically swindle them into giving him money.
Now, I haven't watched a full deep dive on this yet, so this is why I'm excited to
watch this video with y'all today.
Lock in.
Now you can call $1.3 million off of dating apps.
Check, that is multiple licks.
I'll be a 49er.
A fake 49ers receiver has scammed over $1.3 million
from at least 26 different women off of dating apps,
ladies and gentlemen of the apps.
I will react to body cam in 10 minutes.
The whirlwind of being a 49ers fan this off season
continues.
First we had our billion dollar owner, Jed York,
in a trailer home in Ohio shacking it up with a prostitute and now we have an
absolute gem of a story our main character today is Deijon Laws self-proclaimed
undrafted wide receiver. Boom pause as soon as you see somebody doing this
they're not in the NFL bro it looks like he has molasses tied to his cleats
who plays for the 49ers all right you can tell on his Instagram to be
continue. Ryan don't stop. Sweice made. Whatever that means. Clearly a 49er right here. I mean
look at the profile picture. Look at the headband. Trust Scott believes in the slow grind, right?
And if you look down at his profile, got the pants, he's got the helmet, he's got the bandana.
This guy's got gear. I don't know if he's even got a story to. Alright, let's listen
to Deijon's journey to the NFL. I went undrafted into the NFL. I knew some people
who play. Smart covers your tracks immediately. If there's no draft record of a day, John love
that immediately covers your tracks. This guy's like light Yagami. I'm not even kidding.
That's that's good LARP's. I'm going to be honest, bro. That's smart. Very big credibility.
I knew some people who coached, who had credibility positions, coaching some assistant
coaches in the league. I had a few tryouts that I killed before I got into the league.
I ended up choosing SF because it was a right.
The number one way you know somebody's lying chat
is if they don't make eye contact with a person or a camera.
Right now he's looking away from his phone
because he's thinking about how he's
going to word out this line.
Facts, am I right or wrong?
Time.
I was kind of already living in a bay.
And it just.
Oh, he's driving.
I know he didn't even think about that.
Worked out for me.
I just want to keep this short and sweet.
and I get into too much detail as to how
I got in the lead, but just a little bit
of short and sweetness.
So what I'm gonna do is I am going to post
when I was on the 49ers
and I ended up getting,
I bet I'm in my new McLaren and it's just-
Oh, whoa, whoa, Dejan!
You know how to use a new McLaren?
Interesting, but it's short,
So how did he get the McLaren?
Did he like rent everything?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, this guy is, I'm gonna be honest,
like this is great, I respect it.
Sweetness fashion, Deijon explains his tumultuous journey
through the NFL ranks, went undrafted,
had some connects within organizations.
Next to Eno, he's got options, multiple offers
on the table and he ends up choosing the 49ers
because it just happens to be where he's staying at.
As a matter of fact, in the next slide, he provides a Google AI overview of a paragraph
stating that Dejan luck, but that's not even him.
That's literally not even him.
Is a wide receiver for the.
Okay.
Boom.
Another problem.
I don't know if there's ever been a wide receiver in the history of the NFL.
That's number 38.
I mean, what about Ray Ray McLeod on the Falcons?
Isn't he like number 30 or something?
It's just so funny that it's not gonna life seems pretty smart matter of fact this overview also has a tick tock link that states his name with
Jevon Hargraves face discussing his teammate texting habits now if you actually search Dejon love this exact tick-tock video
Actually comes out now is Dejon in the video
No, that doesn't matter alright you post two of these screenshots one of the entire paragraph and one with the show more tab
Just to prove that it's legit. I guess okay, so those two screenshots closely
Um, and that's Google. That's not me. That's Google. Um,
Duh, that's Google y'all. That's not him.
No, like I said, a lot of people think getting drafted into the NFL is you get drafted into the NFL,
but there's other ways to get trials. A lot of stuff that happens behind the scenes.
The thing is, he's right though.
Like a lot of people on practice squads and stuff literally went in undrafted.
Like he is right.
In the NFL a lot of people don't know and if you're not close to me, I really won't explain
So I'm just giving fans who go to add me kids and people who want to see my journey
To understand the people fool understanding as to how I got involved in the NFL
You see you don't know anything about being in the NFL
You don't know about the multitude of ways people that you got to know the connections that you got to have to be there
All right matter of fact, it's confidential information
Unless you add me I just speaking straight gibberish. All right talking out of his ass
Right now, I can't say because it's a conflict of interest as far as who I'm looking at now, but
right now you can call me a 49er. As we say, he's currently not on a team, but you can call me a 49er
like he's Jerry Rice. No NFL player would ever do that. But if it's mine, clearly he's trying.
I swear I'm in the NFL. Here's an AI overview article. I cover all of his tracks,
Justifying all the work out.
Bro, this right here, you know he's not in the NFL.
This guy's stiff as a brick.
You can just tell right here he's not in the league.
He puts in all the videos and photos that he has of him in 49ers gear.
Faithful to the Bay.
He loved the Bay area.
So I'm gonna always say 49ers.
They gave me my start and it was love.
Incredible story here for Mr. Love, but later on in this spiel,
he then explains why he didn't get much playing time for the 49ers.
Even though I didn't get to play much, I would show you my finger.
Matter of fact, I would.
I want to do full transparency and show you my finger as to why I didn't get a chance to play.
But I was behind the scenes on the sideline.
I went to the game for the team away games and home games, practice, everything, team rules, everything.
So I'm trying to multitask because it is a little bit hectic.
He's like a ravine the McLaren. So Dejan, why is there not one picture of you with a 49s player? Not even one
While multitasking Dejan has a transparent moment with his fans and explains why he didn't play much in the NFL
I said he hurt his finger. There's no injury reports on Dejan love
Well, there's nothing on Dejan love knowing this Dejan has to show his injured finger to prove that he actually got hurt
So this is my finger
I can't really fully bend it. I'm a lot better now than I was when it first.
That's the injury, ladies and gentlemen. Put him, Ben is pinky all the way to the
palm of his hand. Okay.
That's a career-ending injury there. Screw an ACL, tear, screw an Achilles out of all.
Bro, my thing is like, if you actually fall for this, I don't really feel that,
I don't have that much sympathy, man.
Like, if you actually fall for this, I don't have that much sympathy. Bro,
it's the same thing when there's like some absolute douche-er in Miami in like a rented Lamborghini
Urus like buy my course and you'll be rich. It's like bro if you buy his course I don't even feel
sympathy for you bro. I don't even feel bad for you. The possible injuries you could have said
especially nearby our substation you chose to go with a finger. That was an issue so I had to
to get that fix. And as you can see, it's a lot better than what it was. Um, I'm able
to actually benefit from that. I was only able to move it like this. Oh, it used to be
like this. But you know what though? This guy's good because he has a verified Instagram
page. He has like 10,000 followers. Like I bet you this guy bought it followers because
10,000 followers is a lot. I bet you'd be like bought it followers and then like
bought his verification. Sweet version. But I just want to say that I'm not
I just want the ad transparency because I look at a lot of people.
What do you do?
How can you afford a $500,000 car?
How can you afford a $300,000 urge?
How can you do this?
So, I just like the ad context.
This is for my fans who want to follow me.
So...
Yo, you don't have a fan!
What?!
Anywho, that's the limit about me.
I got to figure out my mom.
I just want the ad context.
So, hope that makes sense.
If I rock with you, you want to know more about me? You see me in person. I'm just asking you have no problems
Give me context. That was Dejan's fault. Somebody
Somebody in the chat said the greatest to never do it
Or a obvious and then someone else said you're the Dejan love of rainbow six each
No, I play seats. I didn't fake playing seats
He got released by the 49ers, but he couldn't play it because his finger wasn't bending
Alright, he was at all the games, at all the practices, and when it came to game day
He couldn't show up for Kyle Shanahan, which ultimately led to his release
He still feels gratitude for the 49ers organization for giving an undrafted kid an
Opportunity to level his bro, but also the LARP doesn't even make sense
Right now. I'm looking at
Ferrari key. He was driving a McLaren. Yo
So if you're in the practice squad of the San Francisco 49ers,
you physically can't have five supercars.
He said on video, how do you have a $500,000 car?
How do you have a $300,000 car?
Yo, what's the average salary of somebody
in a practice squad?
Salary of NFL practice squad.
We can even say receiver, because position matters.
Practice squad wide receiver.
No, not QR wide receiver, the average salary of an NFL practice squad wide receiver is $247,000 for a full season that would put him in the number one tax bracket in California, so he's paying 50% taxes probably around there 50% of his money is gone.
on. So that's $123.5,000 just to taxes. But you're telling me you have a Ferrari and
a McLaren, but you have 100k left over every year. That doesn't make any sense. That doesn't
make any sense. The math is not math.
The undrafted kid an opportunity to live out his dream in the Bay are the rest of
his Instagram stories contained of him on a horse. Probably isn't actually him on
a horse all right he's got a just 100k SpongeBob crying emoji i'm not saying just 100k i'm saying
he can't have a mclaren and a ferrari with a $100,000 leftover he can't physically can't free agency
slide here multiple law cover of snapchat stories probably ripped from other yo this guy's so this
This guy is so smart.
He took videos that other 49ers players
posted in the locker room that don't show his face.
So it's like, oh yeah, I'm just chilling in the locker room.
The players.
He was even on the team during the Super Bowl.
All right, filming the guys getting ready.
The team bus coming in.
Getting off the plane.
Super Bowl media day.
Super Bowl dinner.
I was supposed to story side
of a free agency, year one and Super Bowl
all in the same week.
I don't know what type of anime, time, skipping power this guy possesses, but he did it all in one week.
26 women actually believe this. I mean, the first 25 women in this case.
Wowzers. I mean, ladies, come on.
You gotta start looking at Deptchart. Shout to woman 26, but like the first 25.
We couldn't take a look at his route running, and just determined from there that something was off.
Yo, oh my god, oh my god, we showed it yesterday, but like compare and contrast this to an NFL receiver.
Let's just do Tirey kill, Tirey kill, warm up.
Or like, yeah, here we go, compare and contrast, all right.
Here's Tirey kill.
This is Tyreek Hill, and a fellow receiver. This is Dejon Love.
Is she already student manager, ask Ralph?
Over according to court, determine from there that's something.
Shout to Woman26, but like the first 25.
We couldn't take a look at his route running, and just determine from there that's something.
Bro, look at his form right here when he's full stride. This is his running form.
the first 25. We couldn't take a look at his route running.
No one. No one in the NFL looks like this. And just determined from
there. That's. And then whoever the QB was through him, an
absolute cupcake. Nothing was off. Nothing was fishy. All right,
the student manager asked for however, according to court
documents in the district of Oregon, this was all part of an
elaborate scheme. Because instead of rehabbing his
finger, Dejan was actually in hinge lobby convincing woman
that he was also a sophisticated investor on the side.
What he would do is build romantic relationships
with many of these women.
Yeah, you're the investment!
Bro, he made $1.3 million.
He's not wrong.
He invests 10K a year on renting Lambos
and then makes it all back from scams.
And told them he wanted to build wealth
and a future together.
The only way they could do this
is if the woman invested in him, all right,
in his investment vehicle.
He promised his massive returns on these investments,
like double or triple your money.
On top of all of his stories of being the locker room,
being the film room, celebrating with the guys,
he also used fake screenshots of his bank account
to legitimize the scheme.
Then he would loop in his brother Chan,
all right, who's his investment advisor,
to send Dijon messages encouraging him
to invest in these opportunities.
In reality, however, they were just calling the victims
all gubbed, told Chan,
I ain't do anything with him or her, whoever it is.
Oh my God!
That's how he got arrested.
Cause I was gonna say, bro,
nothing he's doing is illegal.
This is illegal.
Oh my God.
I need the cash.
I've sent these messages to numerous women
to convince them to send their money
to either Love or Channel, I think.
Yo chat, y'all know in this moment here,
Katie was tweeting on a burner.
Like y'all know when this happened,
Katie's burner got leaked.
Bro, pregame warmups, Kevin Durant
was just tweeting on a burner to haters.
either love or channel, right?
They also hosted three-way FaceTime calls.
They showed these women fake profits
and encouraged them to be a part of their money.
Just a sick, twisted, evil scheme, right?
If these women didn't have money,
they would convince them to take out personal loans.
Who invest in these companies?
Now, if you had no more money to invest,
first you ask too many questions,
Sianara, all right?
You're blocked.
I'm in a pandemic, and after finishing women
in California, Washington, Oregon,
and love ended up getting caught in how did this Riz quote-unquote work?
Damn girl you bad as hell. Can you invest?
Give me thirty thousand dollars in a wire transfer and then I'm gonna turn it into ninety thousand
How did this work? Like legitimately? How did this work? I know just an absolute sickening story here evil evil people
They ended up getting charged with defrauding. However, I
I don't really feel bad for the victim. Thank you
That like bro do a little bit of research man
Maybe it's cuz I'm talking in hindsight, but but disabled comments on photos like this
I mean what type of athlete posts like this doesn't make any sense
Plus how did he get his hands on this helmet? Maybe brandon I you globbed in this helmet. I mean, I don't know
I mean look at his bill. This is not a wide receiver's bill
Bro, y'all love this guy literally has mantits.
Like this isn't, come on, this is not a NFL receiver, bro.
NFL receivers look like Greek gods.
Here, here you go.
You wanna know what an NFL receiver looks like?
Here you go.
This is what an NFL receiver, whoa, whoa.
This image is terrifying.
This is the NFL receiver.
Says you, yeah, I'm not in the NFL.
I'm not, I'm not in the NFL.
Yes, I have man kids, boom bingo, I'm a gamer.
This is NFL receiver.
You see this guy?
Believe whatever he says.
This guy's in the NFL.
Bill, are you even Photoshopped?
Fred Warner, viewing his story.
Jewelry from Johnny Dang.
All right, Johnny Dang liking the story.
Generational life here right before the seasons.
DK is cheeks, bro.
Let me be clear to the little kid
that just said that in the chat.
If you tried to guard DK and Metcalf
for an hour straight, he would put his nuts
on your forehead 27 times.
You would literally allow 17 touchdowns
if you tried to guard DK Metcalf.
Starts man, let me know what you guys think about this story.
I just couldn't pass about this story.
Just, this is insane.
Like I don't, I don't, I don't know.
Honestly, W LARPs.
But though, here's the thing.
This is what I kind of thought about.
I feel like on most of these dating apps,
like hinge or Tinder or Bumble,
whatever he was using,
Everybody's larping in a sense.
This is the next level.
Like, bro, y'all ever make a hinge profile
and like your picture is like you out of book club?
And then right after you take that picture, you leave,
not saying that I've done that.
I'm just saying all these dating apps are larping.
This is next level.
This is next level, larps.
Okay, now we're gonna back to body cam.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Chat, low key, we should play this game today.
I'm not gonna lie, it's actually big.
Chat, would you guys be able to see this or how to fish?
Body cam game, video game?
Oh my God, the trailer came out two hours ago.
The trailer came out two hours ago, lock in, body cam.
Oh my god, he's lean spamming oh my god, he's lean spamming wingman to be chill
This legitimately looks real.
This is terrifying.
What?
Where's the rank system?
No rank system, no play.
This low key does remind me, I'm gonna be honest, this slightly reminds me of Tarkham's Branks.
It bans sound design!
Wow!
Who made this game?
Who made this game chat?
Oh my God, it's just like, is it like a,
like I got a small developer?
Me, me, me.
Two people.
Well, chat, we'll definitely try this game.
I don't know when, but we'll definitely try this game.
So chat, is it like 2v2 online?
Me, me.
You guys did not make fucking body cam.
Somebody in the chat said,
this high expected Cottle Duty to be in 2026,
But it's now we just bounce off the walls.
He's right.
Yo, can we talk about the fall off Call of Duty, please?
Just for a minute, at like Call of Duty All Games.
Chat, when do you think Call of Duty went off the cliff?
I started playing right.
This was my first ever card that I played right.
Let me actually go back.
No, I played MW2.
I played Call of Duty MW2.
I used to only play that.
What was it called?
Infection with the juggernaut.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
What was it called, man?
Come on, somebody's gonna know.
What's it called?
Infection?
It used to be me and my two cousins.
What the fuck was it called?
Infected.
Special ops. Let me see. Let me see. A juggernaut would come after you, after like certain waves. Special ops. Let me see. Special ops. Special ops.
Let me see.
I think it was this. I think it was this.
I don't remember what it was called, but this is my first ever card. Okay. First ever card.
Then I played black ops. I play called duty black ops. Then I played it. No. Wait a minute.
I don't know if I played MW2 or MW3. I played black ops. Then I played this generational
game called duty black ops to right here. Best game ever. Probably the best game
ever made. Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna be honest. Ghost was horrible. All
Call of Duty and those people that defend ghosts. All Call of Duty
Ghost was was motherfuckers laying down in bushes. Ghost was
terrible. Advanced warfare was huge red. Advanced warfare was
huge red. Black ops three was a recovery. I thought black ops
was great. Infinite warfare was horrible. I don't really know if I played this one. World War Two was
like, what was World War Two? Was World War Two horrible? But yeah, what would you guys say was
objectively the worst call to duty of all time? Or objectively the downfall of the franchise?
What was objectively the downfall of the franchise?
The Vanguard.
I'm seeing a lot of people are saying Vanguard.
A lot of people are saying Cold War.
I remember I actually played Cold War on like day one or something.
Where's Cold War at?
Yeah, a lot of people are saying Vanguard.
Ooh, they low key had a recovery with Warzone.
Call of Duty had a big bounce back in quarantine with Warzone.
I never played Warzone, but I know everybody played Warzone.
They low key out of bounds back.
I think I played Cold War on like day one. I think I streamed it to I'm not even kidding. I remember streaming this. I'm talking like way back when though 2020 Vanguard. I never played this one.
So, Chad, you guys would objectively say Vanguard was the worst one.
I think they are just focusing
too much on warzone.
Oh, this is interesting.
Some people are saying warzone
ruined everything.
Do you think they just focus too
much on warzone and not enough
on actual cod?
I don't know.
I didn't play much of cod past
you
What George Pickens was last year?
I think Ladd-McConkie is going to be a top five receiver.
Chat because it just makes sense, right?
Let's analyze Ladd-McConkie.
Incredible rookie year.
Like honestly, one of the most dis...
And that tells you everything you need to know about a player.
Some guys get into the NFL, they shit down their leg.
Lab Mcconkey got into the NFL.
He was the truth, his rookie year.
Last year charters were horrible.
Their offense was horrible.
This year, you bring in Mike McDaniel, it's over.
I think Lab Mcconkey's top five receiver.
Bro, Mike McDaniel loves short speedsters, man.
He loves Devon HN, Tyree Kale.
He literally went out of his way to get Tyree Kale.
My conkey runs a four three like or maybe a four four, but my conkeys quick. He's gonna get fed
You've said I got a trade offer in the flock league by the way, and I want to know your guys's opinion
This is a big trade like I'm gonna be honest
So
I went back and forth with Nathan we never ended up making a deal then I get sent this trade
I give away Drake London, my second round pick, who I like.
I receive Ladd McConkey, Mackay Lemon, the Eagles wide receiver, and Aaron Jones and
$900 fab, which would be 90% of Nathan's fab budget.
What do you guys think about this trade?
Who's Nathan? He's in the flock league.
I can't do nice and check. You guys think so?
Chat, why do you guys like it so much though?
Josh Jacobs, you said no, no, no. I'm giving up Drake London. I'm receiving lad McConkey. Who's his third rounder?
Mackay Lemon, Aaron Jones and $900 fab, which means I have 1900.
Jack, run a poll. Drake has no QB.
I know, but bro, like,
but guys, if I'm really,
if I'm really a Ladd-McConkie believer,
I'm kind of just a pussy.
You guys think I should do it? Run a poll, run a poll, run a poll, run a poll.
Guys, let me say the trade again before you vote.
I receive Ladd-McConkie,
Mackay Lemon, Aaron Jones, $900 fab,
which would give me the most fab in the league,
and I give away Drake London.
Wow, you guys like it.
You guys like it.
Who's your running back room?
Javonte Williams
Yeah, I kind of like it
Yeah, I don't know. I kind of like it. It's the first trade I brought up to y'all because I like it
Yeah, I'm gonna say this now if you guys want me to do this trade. I'll move on this trade
It'll be my first ever trade in the flock leg. I
Love my cocky. I really love it
Yeah, this is a big deal for me, bro.
I haven't done a trade.
Bro, he's sweet in the pot.
I think it was this morning he sent me this.
Because originally it was Maconkey and Jones and some fab,
and I was like, no.
But now it's Maconkey, Lemon, Jones,
and I get $900 fab.
Jones is kind of useless.
Lemon is some opposite.
Lemon's a rookie.
Is Macai Lemon wide receiver two
behind Devontae Smith on the Eagles lawn?
Chad, is Makai Lemmon supposed to be wide receiver too?
Because AJ's gone.
Chad, here's my trade.
Okay, then this is just, then I get sent scams.
Yo, Zach, what is this?
Oh, no, it's Zufa.
It's Zufa.
Trady on Henderson and Chris Godwin.
Why does everybody try to hometown hero me?
Mason sent me a Mechai Buka for Drake London head up.
Why does everybody try to hometown hero me?
So Chad, I'm about to pull the trigger on not this one,
but then I just lose Javante.
It's like, but this is just a clear as day scam.
I'm never gonna feel good about starting Chris Godwin.
I like house call handy,
but I don't like house call handy
as much as I like Javante Williams.
So I'm gonna reject this trade.
Now, here's the trade. This was sent to me this morning, me and Nathan had an hour negotiation
about this. He knows I want lab. Here's the trade. Just so we're clear, Chad, you guys
want me to accept this because I will do it. I receive Ladd-McConkie, remember we have
a $1,000 FAB budget each. I receive Ladd-McConkie, Mackay Lemon, and Aaron Jones for my Drake
London and $900 fat. Mods run one more poll on this chat now that y'all can look at it and see it
because this will be my first trade in the Flock League. I think that's a top five receiver inside
of my money where my mouth is bitch. I think that's a top five receiver and if I'm wrong I'm wrong
but here's the way I look at it. I'm never going to win a league with Drake London. I'm
I'm going to win a lead with that.
Drake London is so boring.
Chat vote, please vote, please vote.
Oh my God, it's so close.
Get a better running back with it,
but I'm just not going to be able to.
Guys, this is as good as the deal's going to get.
Nathan's not a fish.
I'm not going to get a better running back with this.
It's not a good deal.
Chat vote, chat vote, chat vote.
Chat likes it.
Chat, why do you guys like it?
Why do you guys like it?
Explain why, because I'm right here with you.
He's gonna flip London.
You're basically trading London for Lad.
Why is Joe crashing out?
What do you mean Joe?
How is this Joe's wallpaper?
How is this Joe, what the fuck happened in here?
This is Joe's stream thumbnail?
Oh, the canker store, it's healing.
Now it's probably not, now it's probably swelling up.
Schedule one, oh, don't even get me started on schedule one.
No, it's just like, bro.
And then, and then, okay, this is the other problem.
This is the other problem.
People expect streamers, me and other streamers, not just me,
like basically any streamer in general,
to play the games they want them to play and play them through
and through and return to the games when they get updates
and all this other shit.
Schedule one I could run about for nine fucking years,
because when I see somebody go,
I go online, I dig mushrooms.
Are you gonna play it again?
No!
No, I'm not!
Because the last time they added schedule one
was a great fucking game.
It's one of my favorite, bro.
Oh, did you see water park shim
added new shit that you could do?
Water park shim, you could actually,
you could customize your,
no, I'm not playing fucking water park sim again.
So people shit in my pool
and I have to knock them out
because they're drowning all the time
because they don't know how to swim.
WHY ARE YOU IN A WATER PARK IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING SWIM?
It's- it's unreal. It's actually fucking unreal. I never understand that shit.
And then I'm playing these games and people are like, you know, why didn't you fucking continue water parks then?
Because I've had enough. I've had enough. I can't handle it anymore. I don't know how Keiso does it.
I don't know how he makes that entertaining. I'm not Keiso. Keiso has far more patience than me.
So, hey, he's more entertaining than me in streamer games.
No shit, bro, I can't sit there
and save fucking Rebecca from drowning
for the 150th fucking time.
I killed everybody in my water park.
I murdered them all.
Yeah, yeah, there it is.
And then I shot down the water park.
That's how I ended it
because the series was getting boring.
I didn't like it anymore.
So I murdered everybody. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. And then I'm sitting here. Okay, back to the Outlast bullshit.
If you look at the Outlast, look, this Outlast is so scary. So scary.
Chad, when did he play Alice 2?
I'm wandering through an asylum and you can't really see anything.
The vibe was so much better.
Okay, Chad.
What do you think is the best series game?
I guess you could consider schedule one.
Waterpark Sim, what else?
No, but not like not like GTA. I don't know how to explain it. Oh, Rob's called it
Yeah, classic Joe, man. God. He's fucking funny, bro. He actually is funny
I swear it's true. Are you ready to play this game, bro?
Yo, let's get on it. Let I have a big fantasy trade. I need to make real quick though
Can I call you in one minute on Discord?
Do not trade Michael Vick for Deandre and Sanders.
Deandre Sanders retired in the 2000s.
Mike Vick was arrested and he's been an analyst for 10 years.
All right, call me back.
Ron, wait, I'll let you pick.
I'll let you pick, Ron.
You could end up winning me a lead or losing me a league you're gonna pick
Okay, and I want you to actually take this serious. Don't even troll
I
Am getting rid of Drake London my second round pick and in return
I'm receiving Aaron Jones lad mcconkey
Maki lemon and nine hundred out nine hundred dollars fab. We have a thousand dollars fab
it's basically your budget you can use to pick up players off the wire, which means I'll have the most
lad or most fab in the league. I said, lad, lad, Mckonke's his third round pick. Mackay Lemmon
is a new rookie who's wide receiver two in Philadelphia. And I'm going to be honest,
Aaron Jones is kind of a cheeseburger. What do you think? Should I should I keep Drake London
or do this trade rough? Okay, so here's my take, right? Honestly, Mackay Lemmon is going off
office year and that's facts, right?
But Decian love is pretty good, you know?
And I think he's really a generational talent,
to be honest with you.
Oh my gosh, why did I call you about this?
Bro, what else?
What do I do, Ron?
What do I do?
Do I take this or leave it?
This could win me my league.
Okay, so honestly, Tua and Penex are like good WBS,
you know what I'm saying?
you could draft Aaron and keep Drake London.
Well, also you could get Darren Watkins and Simon Royds.
Oh my God.
Yo, Ron, my season hangs in the balance.
Should I keep my team or change my team?
Just stand fucking with the Odyssey.
I think you keep your team.
Okay, thank you.
All right, Chad, I'm listening to Ron.
I'm gonna keep my team.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
W Ron, W Ron.
Bro, I really hope Lad is just, oh my God.
All right, Bob.
Is it part of the game too?
Lad McConkie, you know.
Where's Deijon Love?
You can't get him in fantasy football.
He's not even rostered.
He's never been in the NFL.
He's not a real player.
You can't get, Ron, I can't get Deijon Love.
That's who you want me to get on my team.
Deijon fucking Love.
He said 49ers player now
No, he's a fake 49ers player. He's a fake 40. He's not real Rob
Yo, when do we get in this call by the way? When does Jason and lays one of black?
Well, Jay there lays his own contracts up. I told him to get on right now. He's forcing whether he likes it or not
Jason I think is ready whenever he's just chops and I'm ready. Yeah, I'm ready whenever it's Jason live
I need to download the game on steam. It's right. Take like what five minutes
It takes 40 fucking seconds.
Yo, I think your infection could someone help me?
It might be your headset.
That's nine years old.
How to fish.
I mean, think about it.
You wore that headset for 30 hours the other day.
Think about it.
Yo, Ron, you excited for Minecraft with Lois, man?
No.
I watched his gameplay.
yesterday like you told me to do. And yeah, he died to fall damage two times in five minutes.
So should I go get your stay here? I'm going to go get a Q tips. I'm going to shove it in my ear
being in a second. Chat plug it into a trade analyzer website. Okay, let me see it. Let me
plug it in. Let me plug it in. I downloaded how to fish. Let me download or let me let me um
I purchased it. Let me install it. Plug it into a trade analyst website. Okay,
Okay, let's see what it looks like.
Let's see what it looks like.
Bro, you're lucky, James.
You're lucky.
About what?
I have no fucking truth-based left from right here
or whatever.
Bro, you're lucky, bro.
You're lucky.
I just saw someone said my address,
371-2-Brogon.
You've been complaining since 371-2-Brogon.
Go see a doctor.
All right.
Wait, why are they all spending drink posts?
Drake posted you on Instagram.
You're missing out September 15th.
He's dropping another album.
Bro, you can't plug in fab to this, though.
Chad, you can't plug in fab.
Oh my god, I'll have to call that.
Maybe he'll follow me.
More men.
I'll fucking end my stream right now if y'all
keep calling Drake, man.
You understand me?
I don't give a fuck about any of this internet shit,
bro.
I'm a real gangster from Cherry Hill, New Jersey.
Stop disrespecting this fucking church
where everyone in here is going to get hit with the lightning
and the fucking thunder.
And I don't think y'all are ready for the fucking rain
So you understand me? So stop disrespecting me.
I got Dejon love number one thing. What about you?
Bro, Ron, I'm going to call you in discord in two minutes, bro. Two minutes.
Two minutes, two minutes, two minutes.
Okay. If not, everyone's going to spam late.
Okay. Two minutes. Yes. Bro. How is this?
He's getting the best player by a mile. You're getting trade bait. Well, we've never seen
Mackay Lemon play in the NFL. Aaron Jones is a burger. I'll give you that.
Lad McConkey is a third round receiver who I think is probably a second round receiver.
Kyle Lemon is hurt.
He's healthy.
Suffered hamstring, re-injured hamstring day four.
Bro, guys, I just think I'm robbing him
and then I get $900 fast.
I think I'm robbing him.
I think lad for Drake, head up, I win!
What do I do, bro?
I don't know what I do, man.
What the fuck do I do?
Wait, so it has London this high over,
put it into the flock trade calculator?
Well, personal advice. Yeah, yeah, come on trade.
Oh my God, flock trade calculator. They receive.
They receive Drake London.
I receive lab, Mckonkey.
The fucking truth. I received lab Mckonkey.
What 12 man, full PPR 2026. Yeah, yeah. Okay, bang, bang, two flexes, two flexes, two flexes.
Anything else to add?
Ladd is asked, you're an idiot.
You're actually an idiot.
I just think I'm,
and how do I add $900 fab?
Bro, do any of these sites allow you to add fab?
How do I have $9.00 fat? Please put out all league settings. No, it's not that in premium. No, it's not super flex. It's one QB.
Um, two RB to receiver double flex. Yeah, one tight end.
Bench, I don't even know what 7.
Is this fine?
Oh, and it's fab. Yeah, it's fab. No, I don't want to fucking ask them. I'm in a league with them.
I'd rather die than ask Mason for advice.
What the fuck is this?
Use the calculator?
Where?
Oh my God.
They received Drake London.
I receive Ladd McConkey, Aaron Jones, Mackay Lemon, and 9-0-0-5.
Chat, let's make some money. Let's make some money. No, no, let's do it.
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. You got to get 9-0-0-5.
Wait, this is on Dynasty?
Yo, that's why, because Makai Island is a rookie.
Hi, I guess I'm getting robbed, fuck it.
I guess I'm getting robbed. Fuck it.
I guess I'm getting robbed. FAB is for waiver pickups.
It doesn't make your trade better.
Yeah, but you can get shit with FAB.
I guess I'm getting robbed.
Yo, B.R.P. guys.
What up, John?
Oh my God, big Lays in the building.
Yo, Lays, I'm a...
Lays, I'm drinking the body armor lights, like you told me.
Bro, get on the stick, bro. I'm messing with the menu mall right now.
Lays, I'm turning the mall like you, bro.
I don't bro, but that'll get you right. No troll. That's good stuff, bro. What the fuck is this? Is this a baby?
Yeah, what the fuck does this stand for?
What the fuck does this stand for?
Baby
Maybe send him.
Send him to Barcelona flag or something.
I'll get that.
Yeah, got it.
Sweet.
I'll send him like a couple of balls still.
Oh my God, I can't send pictures.
Wait.
Just don't think they'll be holding the football behind you like the Tony Jefferson one.
Oh, that one.
So he knows it's me, bro.
So he knows it's me.
Classic.
Bro, you're a football.
Wait, does this not get delivered?
Wait, it doesn't get delivered.
to send. Damn bro like how cute I look too. That's good flick. Bro thank you bruh.
Damn bro Lameen you're mall and me have we get so many fucking likes proposed with the fuck.
Come on. It's like a fire like just a cheat code to just like swag and like we're not ready to
Yeah, bro. Me and LaMaine, you all got a, we got a stream coming up so I can't be here too long.
You texted him in Twitter or Instagram?
Instagram, bro. Me and him, we have a Fortnite stream coming up. He plays Fortnite.
Oh, bro, what did LaMaine give all state to you, bro? What did he say?
Um, I mean, Laze, what didn't he say to be honest with you?
Yeah, it's kind of just, kind of just told us his life story. Just kind of just throwing up things.
I'm gonna pull up your stream and check it out right now.
Yo, what's up, guys?
Yo, what's up, bro?
Wait, can I ask y'all a question real quick?
No.
Hold it up.
What do y'all think of my haircut and my goatee combo?
Bro, you look like a creep.
You look like your friend, bro.
What's his name, Dat?
You look like Dat.
Jason, give me a couple of poses, bro.
Give me a couple of poses.
cameras on. Side profiles? Not bad, bro. I don't mind it. Okay. All right. Not bad.
Holy ascension. Yo, have you been drinking the body armor lights? Yeah, bro. Yeah. Don't
stay with my muck and my city. Oh, God, man. You saw you saw my haircut today is
It's not that bad in person, right?
Oh, I wouldn't say it's bad,
but I will tell you the mustache and the beard,
or should I say the pubes have got to go.
No, it's not like that.
Yo, yo, please talk to me, bro.
Well, Keith, we do go no facial hair.
We definitely do go no facial hair.
Well, Jake, see, I said that about-
But like, I'm feeling the haircut, bro,
and you're pulling it off.
Like, it's not, but I'm just saying, like,
we usually do go no facial hair.
Someone said you look like Edward.
Ha ha ha ha!
Yo!
I've been getting a lot of like Glenn from The Walking Dead.
A lot of Glenn.
Jeezy, let me know.
Yo, I need to get a camera.
Laze, bro.
I'll put your camera on, please, bro.
Yo, Laze, get the edit.
Laze, get the edit, bro.
Like what?
I'm taking out of the frame.
What are you guys doing, dude?
Laze, get the edit, bro.
Laze looks like he's in a boy band.
I'm stepping out of the frame, bro.
Nah, I ain't gonna lie.
Laze, please turn.
I don't have good lighting, guys.
I'm gonna look like a crumb.
You look like you're wearing a helmet, Jason.
I'm gonna stop, please.
My whole chat today is, oh, nice haircut.
Oh, you got ants on your upper lip.
Ma.
Oh, here you go.
There you go, yeah.
Bro, ladies, I swear to God,
I've seen you on a Hollister poster before.
I swear.
Or like, I put a zombie in space.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
See, but Ron just has camera, Beth.
Like, I'm gonna be honest.
Bro, Ron, you're just carried by the camera.
You're carried by Calvin and everything in your life,
Bro, you're chopped permanently.
You understand?
You're chopped permanently.
Yo, question.
Do you guys drink coffee?
Yay or nay?
That's a big yay for me.
I've been a coffee type of guy.
We used to do matcha, but then we switched.
Yeah.
Next.
Yeah.
So Ron, you roll out of bed.
You have like peels under your eyes,
and then you pound matcha.
I mean, bro.
First of all, when you get a bed, anything.
Do you want me to like say it for you?
This isn't gay.
This isn't whatever you want to say.
Bro, taking care of yourself doesn't equal feminine,
doesn't equal flamboyant, whatever it might be.
Yo, I wake up and I start my day
by putting eye patches under my eyes.
That's normal, bro.
I wanna look good.
I don't wanna look like that guy.
Clocking that shit.
Bro, but y'all just help.
Okay, I gotta get a camera, bro.
Ew, bro, ew.
Like there's an action, bro.
Bro, tell me about my goatee combo.
Do I actually gotta save this shit?
I could look like these three, thank you to the five.
Bro, do you have to find the goatee?
You don't even need to do it, bro.
You look normal.
Yeah, that's true.
You look good, Jason.
You don't even need to get it.
Besides the size of the mustache, they're giving Yugi, bro.
They're longer than the middle.
Please, God, don't say that.
Yugi, aware.
Bro, look, bro.
I mean, yo, are y'all shaved up or what, dude?
Like, do you guys shave your nuts?
No, I don't know.
My shit is a bush right now.
I have it here, just something I'm scared to.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm scared because I think I'm
going to cut it.
I think I'm going to cut it.
Yeah, so I'm just I'm just like waiting.
I don't know what I'm waiting for, but like.
You're chasing back up.
You're like inside me, bro.
I feel like y'all need to zoom in so my chat can get used to me with a goatee.
Okay, I got ants on my face.
Shave them right now. You're disgusting.
I'm not saying I never shaved my balls.
I'm saying I shaved my balls literally twice a year
because it's the most terrifying thing ever.
I'm just scared of cutting it, bro.
Twice a year.
Let me put you on game.
I've never shaved my asshole and I still need to do it. No one has done it for me. I need someone to do it
That's normal. No, but yeah, why did you know what the thing is Jinxie? Why did he read my asshole?
My assholes. It's like I've never seen it still for this day. I've still never seen
Bro, nobody I've never seen my asshole, and I don't ever want to see my asshole. That's disgusting
Do you twirl?
Put a guard on your manscape, and you will never get nicked
But I did I never get nicked. Oh
Oh, bro, yo, I'm gonna be honest though, like, I think shaving your ass hairs, I'm gonna be honest.
It's a little weird. How is it weird though? Because so for me, I have so much that it becomes
like a whole forest down there. You I believe that you're definitely a hairy guy downstairs.
No, but the problem is when I sit in my chair, like my my chair starts to get really swampy,
like it's swamp ass. So I need to shave it. Like if I have too much hair, it's too much
moisture and it builds like what is the thing where trees have like they if it's too wet out, what is it called on the ground do
Or I didn't get my nipple hairs, bro
What the fuck are we doing? I'm supposed to be gaming or sewing our body bro. You're like you shake my nipple hairs. No
Wait, what?
Your shits look like bald though. You kind of got pepperoni nipples and ron got a little chocolate chip nipple ron has perfect nipples
I said this in New Jersey run. You actually have perfect nipples. I've never seen anything like it in my life
They're like a perfect size
It's like Jason's eyes
All right
Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, but yeah, that's bad hygiene. Why does that affect your hygiene?
A man does not tidy up his home if he's not accepting
Expecting visitors bro. Just cuz I want to shave my asshole doesn't mean I'm trying to get taken it
Okay, listen, okay, that's what they're shaving your asshole is just sanitary, bro
Like same with your pubes and ladies you can open your ears for this. You know, everyone should make sure they're cleaned up
It's just sanitary. You know what I'm saying? Maybe your armpits, whatever it might be like look my shit's kind of long
I should probably just trim it. You know I'm saying I don't shave my armpits, but I
I see mom
Sanitary, bro, like I'm tired of everyone on the internet just saying question mark, etc
of trying to take care of yourself, bro.
It's become feminine for men to take care of themselves.
Sure, I wake up in the morning and get a matcha
with extra ice, almond milk, low, no sugar,
whatever it might be, bro,
with a cloud cream top floater, whatever.
Sure, I get manicures every other two weeks,
pedicures, whatever it might be.
Sure, I put eye things under my eyes
so I don't get bags in the morning
and I drink my coconut water in the morning.
Bro, does that make me an LACC boy?
No.
Like, come on.
And that's on period.
No crumbs.
No crumbs left.
Fuck that shit, bro.
Now, there's.
Jason, you shave your armpit hair, right?
All right, what about you, Ron?
Wait, does Asian people get hair?
I heard it's like, like, it's like, do Asian people get hair?
I'm glad my question was answered.
Wax on, wax off.
Jason, how long did that take?
Like a week.
Okay, that's dude. That's good. See and I just bought my drummer roller. So I'm
Like the snapchat filter when you put the mustache and beer bro, you know
Dude, I feel like um, I feel like it's hard to get a beard. No, like how do you get a beard?
No, it's hard to connect that I heard like for instance me
I grow I grow but like it just gets patchy right here
I don't know why you save man because I look like a pedophile.
I'm like, you know, you look good.
No bro.
You don't look like a pedophile.
You can't actually look like that, bro.
Bro, I'm just saying, no, bro.
You guys all look, everybody in here looks great, man.
You guys ready to play the game?
Thank you, bro.
Ready to play the game, bro.
Listen, this game takes some time.
This is a game about talking to each other, communicating,
being a team, whatnot, bro.
not bro so all right guys oh my god Jason get out of that frame I'll keep my
camera Jason get out of that frame Jason get out of that frame Jason quickly get
out who does laser mind you up I swear he kind of reminds me of like
It reminds me of
Yeah, like a hairy styles mixed in with Pete Davidson and
Bro, this is late lace. This is you bro. Let me see. Let me see
And then Jason's just like get off the screen bro
Y'all make me feel insecure. All right. Oh
I got the game
Oh wait, I remember I was returning cans of stuff to you.
Oh my god, this is Lace. Oh my god.
What'd you find?
Okay, not this one, really, but Lace, do you have tattoos?
Pete Davidson. No, I gotta get some, bro. I gotta get some, bro.
Lace, I'm gonna be honest, if you get tattoos, you could bang me next.
I'm not even kidding.
Yo, kick rider! Get on the game!
I'm on now.
It's got good music. Bro, I'm actually feeling this.
This actually might be, like, generally fun.
Lace, did you spark before this, generally?
Y'all want me to serrate with no camera?
Bro, Ma, just timeout people who are saying no camera. We want to see Jason's face.
Yeah, we want to see Jason's face.
Bro, guys, timeout people...
Okay, timeout people saying Jason looks like underneath my nuts, guys. Come on.
No one even said that.
Guys, timeout the guy in Ron's chat that said, Jynxie Sexy.
I actually will bet money. There's not a single I don't even think it's been set in a twitch chat. All right
Yo, uh, bro chill. Just don't even type that over there
Wait, you can customize your guy
Wait, how do I try host and I'm gonna host it
Wait this low key already looks like me
Wait difficulty easy or hard or just default I think default yeah, I'm down for default or hard
default I
I mean bro, I'll be honest if it's really me I'm bald with no facial air
shirtless
Wait you can make your character. Yeah, I on guy just beat that as well. What y'all about to look like I
Gotta make myself
D4 easy or hard
The start hard hard way I created a ready
does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes sorry sorry about
that guys I'm inviting everyone here never who the fuck is itchy say you
sorry about it I don't have you on me my guys fatter that's not a good an
option wait how the fuck we don't have me added on steam bro because I don't
on add I don't know you I don't know you why can't I just talk sick can't I
just need to get it out of here in the chat bro
yo wait how do I not have you out of bell I thought we played multiple games
didn't we just play chain together I mean what
Zondale, what's your name on Steam?
What the fuck is Zondale?
It looks like me.
Elbuddy, Elbuddy.
By the way, by the way, by the way, by the way,
anyone who gets off this game before we beat it is a loser.
We're going to hate farm.
Well, I have to go hate, so I've said that nine times.
I have to go hate farm.
Well, hopefully we beat it before you were going to hate farm.
Yeah, you're going to get hate farmed, just as simple as that.
Alright.
Ron, what's your Steam name?
What's your Steam name, Ron?
yourself. Okay, see, but this is what I'm talking about. No, no. Yeah, man. I
click join, but try this one now. Here, hold on.
Does it ever drive you crazy? Just how? So Ron, I have you added, but then you
said I un-added you. Oh, Chad, if you see Jinxie, point it out, Chad. Where is
Chat, do you see Jinxie or do you see stable Ronaldo? Oh chat. He's right there. Oh
Where is your name, bro? Is your name Joe Bort is your name la piece?
Is your name little like King of LA is your name Mike was out skis your name rug
Oh, you think you're too cool. So you're offline on steam. That's the problem. All right. Mogged mugged
Jason run let me again
Yo Ron, you bro, your character's top, you look like a peanut.
Bro, you're yellow, what the fuck?
Excuse me?
I'm just looking at your character.
Are you dumb?
You're yellow.
Yo, put your status on, Jinx!
I'm coming!
High-vives, high-vives do it!
Oh, a WGIF.
Great chat, can we do proximity chat only?
We should do proximity.
Jinxie, you look super infertile.
Does that mean I can't like reproduce?
how fast it moves
yo guys how many kids do y'all want bro how many kids do y'all want
i want 50 so i can have 50 viewers no matter what
wow i want i want 11 so i can make a valorant squad
isn't a valorant squad 5?
oh i meant like a football squad
picking up football thoughts on messy retiree rick
bro jinxie did i not call he was gonna retire
you did it was actually kind of a wicked prefire
Let me Ronaldo's a goat because he didn't retire yet.
All right.
Hey, I'm not going to get on.
No, listen.
I'm not going to get on.
No, we're going to play this game.
I'm not doing this shit today, man.
If it's today's a good day.
Today's a good day.
We're running in your game.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
No, why is my name a name?
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
I
Old man, bro
Wait, should we go game chat or no is it not nothing you have to go game chat and that's right. I'm not a muttering a muttering a muttering a muttering
Oh my god, yo guys, can you hear me in the game?
Hello guys
Yeah, Jason are you talking through somebody? I can hear myself through your microphone
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey...
It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's...
What, Junko? He's here. He'll all right.
Move up! Move up!
Can you hear me?
I can hear you. I can hear you.
We can't hear wrong, though. We can't hear wrong.
Guys I think we start the game over here like right over here this guy
I bet you could cash it if you raise bait it with an empty beer can
We need $12, okay, we need to figure out how to make bread. Oh, we can gamble
Oh
When in doubt just gamble about
So what is the objective of this game so we have to basically apparently
The long-legged creature has been stealing my beer while I sleep so we have to find a long-legged
Creature who's gonna have his beer. I'm drowning to death. I'm drunk
How is the point of this game?
I'm seeing it you can pick up these clams on the ground here. I just picked up a few
I got a
Underwater you like immediately start drowning
You hold Q and he you throw on me eats it
You fucking fat bitch
They're just terrible, bro. They're just terrible, bro
How's that ironic ladies I'm oh
We got we got $12. We need 25
No, we're not gambling. You're just gonna lose don't gamble now jinxing the chat
What is this insert?
creature play
Guys we have 22 bucks now. We could probably start
How about a radio?
Why would you buy a radio?
Dude.
My tunes?
The fuck?
Okay, for the vibes.
Fuck it.
Let's get the cells.
For the vibes, bro.
Hey, look.
Now we have music.
You're aesthetic.
That's beautiful.
Do they have a station?
Buy the radar.
We need more money.
Oh my God.
We have shared income.
I see both sides now.
I see both sides of 12.
It's really on my mind.
Did you buy a radio?
Dude.
My tunes?
The fuck?
Okay, for the vibes.
Fuck it.
Did you buy the radar, Lace?
Yeah, look at that.
All right. Yo, can we repair this boat, maybe?
I like this music.
Hot dog!
Oh, it should be Clams.
Wait, Chad, is the audio bad? Why else is the audio bad?
Wait, our Clams good? I've never eaten Clams, really.
Wait, guys, we have two radars. We can just sell one of these.
We have two we have one. How about what are you doing?
Is it just that? Oh, James, you're on the wrong mic, I think.
No, I'm not. I think you're on the mic.
Your mic is pretty loud too, bro.
Okay, wait, I got an empty beer can. Let's see if we can lure in some fish here.
What about now? What about now? What about now?
It sounds the same a little bit. Okay, okay, okay. What about now?
I'm gonna buy a fishing rod guys
I got him
Jason grab
You lower your game to point 20 a two-row
Whoa
I gotta be real guys don't punch you to scrap it motherfucker
If you manage to feed it
Nooo!
Guys, grab, guys take it, take the crab!
My fucking crab! Why am I dying? Why am I dying? Oh, I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I need food. I need food.
Oh, I just got a empty beer can.
What the fuck?
Nooo!
Yo, Jack, can I just eat the crab?
Nooo!
I'm also bleeding out.
Oh
When I'm confused how do you eat stuff do you have oh, can you cook?
I'm like, I might as well dogs. Oh, I'm gonna spy out dogs
Okay, it seems to be 15 chop mother fuckers on this island. I'm reading the radar
Okay
This moment I start fishing this in my beer
Not getting off
It's top left on the door it's three bro. I just keep getting crabs
What can I do my mouse you got one tat yo, I can't move my mouth
I used to be known as a pro fisher back in the day when I had a dad
He actually taught me how to fish one time and I caught a fish and I feed it to death with my bare fucking fish
You had a dad bro. We need a weapon so we can kill the next big spider crab guys
Lays feed the script
That's not funny, bro. That's just not funny
But I'm so confused. How do you convert the crab?
but I got him in the water no no no no no no no
you gotta reel the stuff in and kill it and sell it to the guy
so drop it on the floor and then punch it yeah punch the fuck out of it
read the top left y'all to earn cash you need to sell item grab a clam head to the
npc and hold the queue oh okay so we need a fish for
oh I gotta crab I gotta grab I gotta grab oh
Oh!
That's what they're doing.
Oh, we're coming up now.
Come here, come here, come here.
Oh my god, that's fucking way back in the-
Woo!
I'm great at my fishing rap.
Yo, am I hooked?
Bro, what?
Oh, you can gamble the crab.
Thanks.
Oh, gross.
Oh my god, I got a mythical.
Mythical creature.
What?
Oh.
OK, so ladies, I have it.
What do I do now?
It makes a mistake.
it in. No! Bro, but I dropped it! What a water white! I got a gig of crab.
Yes, I dropped it and it goes right into the water. What am I supposed to do?
What? You gotta back it up. Back it up and drop it off the water.
How do I do that? Oh, sell it? Retard. Okay, you can be nicer about that.
Great. Do I sell this? Do I sell this? Do I sell this?
Alright, maze. I have a crab. Now what? Drop him, right?
I got a rainbow grab.
I get it!
Punch it.
Gimbal, gimbal, gimbal, gimbal.
I got a gamble at.
Oh, oh, oh!
Ladies, I'm…
Goal!
Where's it, where's it?
Where's my best look-als?
How do I get it?
Yo, ladies, ladies, ladies.
When I reel them in, they just run into the water right away.
What am I supposed to do?
I don't know.
Bring it back a little bit.
Like screw back then drop them from doing love this and then you got it instantly switch to your face
All right, ladies coach me ladies coach me. I have it now what now what switch to your face
It's a bunch of them
Before it gets to the water be nice. Be nice. Be nice. Oh my god. We just take them. Yo, how do I drop stuff?
I want to drop my two
So how do I drop this cue?
Yeah
The honest the radio was that work line yeah, I gotta say actually was this is good tunes. This is good tunes
We should we should play a painful
He's fucking straight thing man, I got him guys. I got it. Yes. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Remember
Big money big money big money
Thank you
You can right-click to drop whatever you caught to try and catch some new shit
What did I do? I'm just bayonet.
I'm dying! Who's killing me?
You're not eating to eat, Jason.
I'm confused.
How do I gamble?
I need to eat! I need to eat!
I think you press two and throw it on the top of the tree.
Wait, how am I not eating? I'm not eating.
I'm gonna...
Oh my God!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Marvel's playing fire!
I'm playing fire!
What do I get it?
Where is it?
Wait.
I could have just ate clams.
How do I?
How do I get my money?
Should I pay just eight clams?
Alright.
Come on!
Ohhhh!
Mid, mid, mid.
That's mid.
Yeah, I don't even get the knife.
Thank you, Chuck.
Thank you.
So is there even a point of gambling?
What are you talking about?
It's a point of gambling.
Yo, gambling is a way of life, bro.
It's not about making money.
It's not about making money it's about living your life in life you gamble every day. I wake up and I leave cherry hill
That's a gamble. Okay, you never know who's gonna be there. Jesus not that sweet ass city
Can I use the shrimp I say
buy knife at the door yes I'm getting enough to buy knife
no he's a runner we got him from her fuck
bro some of them run guys I'm gonna make an investment
don't get mad at me ok I really want to buy this knife
she's a runner she's a track star
wait 45 dollars gone who just used a money
Oh
Oh, they friggin straight young
No, wait, what what what what can I do for the night just instantly?
I'm gonna kill myself basically lose money when you do that just eat food
I need you guys save up. I'm gonna buy a friggin knife. Yo, I'm gonna get I'm gonna get brass
knuckles so we can fight the spider or we could get beer and just get drunk and fish
Yo getting drunk and fishing sounds kind of for
I'm drowning your trap real fishermen fish with their body half submerged underwater. Can I get it each way?
you know fish I love this game I'm not gonna I remember fishing back in the
day with bad I miss those days look you fish actually yes okay this game is
kind of relaxing yeah who's cozy right now anybody cozy we already got our
bed back to your challenge
more money
you're like you can be so big on crabs yo
if you would just get up and teach him
instead of having a fucking package
so eventually i don't want to spoil it but can we rebuild our bow like someone told me
i'm sure we can
wait it says congratulations you've done the tutorial
if you manage to defeat it i'll trade you my bow
No, it is spider shit. We need it. So give him a beer and then we can spawn in the boss
Well, I just keep getting um, I have a knife. I have a knife. What weapons do you have? I think I'm ready
See
Yo guys buy him a beer he wanted a beer he wanted a beer buy him a beer buy him a beer
Oh fool HP
Bro, but at the start of the game. He said he wanted a beer we have to buy him one
I want a beer too
It's a you. How do I eat?
How do I eat a shrimp he said he wanted a beer get him a beer
Yes, is that what niche whoa?
Chages came in my pants. I think
Did you guys see that grab it's a floater?
Have a hot dog. I do
Okay, so I think we use this radar when we repair our boat that's my yes
I'm ready. I'm gonna give them a beer and then we should be good to kill the crap
Okay, what if we die to the crowd yo guys I'm under water guys I'm under water
Whoa rare fish maybe swim
This is a he's right moment you can actually sharpen your knife
You got away
Okay, I'm sharpening my night
Oh
Stephanie oh, yeah, I'm getting
Why am I f being but you know what's the point of pressing B? What does it do? What is pressing B do?
Ron you can't find out about
You know you keep talking about a shrimp it makes me think you might have a shrimp bro
What?
Thank you Jixie
I'm out of here Jixie
Rare?
Oh!
Bro Chad do I have the worst luck of all time?
I've gotten this crab 30 times
You need to get a knife, bro.
Money's tight, bro.
Now this shit reminds me of Tarpon Springs.
Bro, I keep getting brown crap.
Wait a sec, maybe I should just eat the crap, huh?
I already shoved in my knife, bro.
Wait, wait!
No, we don't have a knife.
Oh my God.
What?
It's over.
What?
He's coming.
Bro, we need a knife, guys.
Guys, we need a knife to kill him, bro.
What?
Oh, do not use knife.
I'm not going to use knife.
Oh, man.
I don't have knife.
He's done.
We need oh better baby goes better fish
Oh
Wait, it's a rare one, this is like a CS night.
Where are you guys?
Where are you?
I have a rare knife.
You eat clams to heal so you don't get one shot.
Eat clams to heal.
I have a knife.
Come here boy!
Get him! Get him!
I got him! I got him!
I'm not gonna fuck!
That's blood damage!
Guys, the knife is our damage shield!
Come on!
Somebody CC him!
Bro, I'm getting parried bro.
Somebody CC him!
Jason, stun him! Jason, stun him!
Somebody stop.
Get in there.
They can't.
Wake up.
Oh, oh, oh!
Stop!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Oh, no!
Pick up the knife!
Pick up!
Wait, what?
We ran outside.
Wait, what?
No!
We survived though.
We survived.
No, bro, we needed-
Okay, Loki?
That was a lot better than our first go though.
Okay, way better, yeah.
So we-
We just need knives, man!
We need knives.
Well, Ranga-
Wrong guy like set into the sky. He got some bullshit
Actually just dead fucking wait, oh
Okay, so did this by himself yesterday?
The job creature
Next time he's not gonna get eaten by a bird give me that oh
Which I can also eat the crab okay, I don't like shells though
Yo guys listen up the better bait you throw in the better items you get like the better creatures you get so try to throw in good bait
You have to get a knife and sharpen it. Okay
Run I can't afford it
Yes
No, mr. Gritty. Yes
Hasn't done no
is everyone here have a knife yes or no
no no no no no no no no no no no no
bro jason you don't know mr gritty
no no that was niche i don't know
so i'm saving for a knife and someone just bought
some retard shit
yo chat you guys are saying B but i don't know what it does
mr gritty mr gritty
no
i'm not one of that one friend that does another joke
That one friend that's just
Yeah, what if what if we I need a knife we guys save up all about one all about one yo jigsie
Press escape or have high-fives do it with your capable of doing anything and lower your gain to point to it's your mic
Bro free golf mr. Lehi. It's fine, bro
Wait, you mean on the back of my mic
That's what it is game I loaded
Do it in the game dumbass
No, no, no, I need a knife who just spent
We just fit all of our money who just spent all of our money on you just did that B is paid
Guys B, how do you pay guys?
No, I'm not
New craze I
I got a lobster!
Yo chat, I'm taking lobsters overrated,
snow crab is better.
That's noisy.
Gamble blue.
Okay, okay, I'm sorry, bro.
I have to gamble the blue crabs.
Red crab, red crab, red crab, red crab.
Bro, that one's niche.
I'm not eating the hot dog shut up
Yo, who's that 40 bucks? Why is he just eating who spent 40 bucks who spent 40 bucks somebody spent all of our freaking money
Can you guys give it to me
No, wait, I'm trying to he's trying to fix the game
guys stop telling me to check the stocks there's no stocks in this game you fucking idiot
okay go to the shoe store i got a creepy creature i got a creepy creature
wait what did you get no he just went to the bottom of the oceans
yo guys if you go underwater you could actually see the creature oh you take damage
It'll show your hot dog. It only works once it's in your heart bar you can see it
That's just the best of default
My shrimp you freak fuck wait so
Hey yo!
Whoa, birdie, birdie, birdie!
Eema shit!
Yo, there's seagulls in the game, bro.
Wait, take empty beer can.
You guys heard the music, yo.
Can you see that?
No, someone played the radio.
You guys see that white dot?
I don't know, I think we're ready for the boss battle.
Bro, I need a knife still. I need a knife, I need a knife.
Oh wait, I'm gonna drop this beer can we do that so we can do the ball
Which I'm eating it wait what I thought you hold Q then do you right click
Disappeared from my
How do I feed him? What do I do to feed him?
I'm gonna lock the fuck in.
What? Why did you just give him the beer?
Let me know.
Wait, I still need a knife. I've said it 27 times.
Somebody's spanked the money, right?
No, I've said it 30 times.
You guys keep spanking money.
Let me get a knife.
Oh my god.
Give me a knife. Give me a knife.
Give me a knife.
Where's my knife? Where's my knife? I'm open.
Where's my knife? I'm open.
Oh yeah, he's leaking. He's leaking.
He's leaking!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
I don't like it!
No! No!
Reds!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Reds!
What is the other?
Reds, come down!
What? What? What?
Oh my God!
Why are you on G?
Because I'm in the...
Come on!
He's done!
He's an idiot, man!
Reds! Reds!
Reds!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm on the side of the ocean please.
It's just working for the jam.
I'm eating, I'm eating, I'm eating.
Do it, I'm eating, do it, I'm eating.
He's so low, he's like, you can't die, you can't die.
Jason, you can't die, you can't die.
Jason, I don't wanna go to hell.
I see you taking my knife.
No, Jason, I'm killing you.
Kill him! Kill him!
Oh my god, how much money did we get feed him?
Oh my god, where's the feast?
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat.
Oh yeah, you like that?
Eat for the ball!
Who got the keys?
Where's my knife?
Bro, holy shit, man.
What's an advocate adventure?
Anybody see a rainbow knife?
No, I don't see it.
an adventure anybody see a rainbow knife no I don't see it no I don't see a rainbow
knife I guess I got meat chunks oh so it's a little meat chunk so wait so he
just gave us the keys to the boat he didn't give us any money
Wait
I don't have a knife
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Here just take the friggin knife yo, dude Jason why
How do we okay, so hold on we have the we got the keys to the boat so we use it on this boat over here this one
Jason spin back. We need to get when you get the real
I'm getting the boys. I'm getting the boys. You forgot two people
Pull up pull up pull up wait. We need to carry the radar with us
Yeah, yeah, he's right radar fishing rod he's right
See now we're progressing
I make sure y'all get the baby. We got 72 dollars. Don't be scared to show
Let me drive the bus
No, no, I'm glad to be back.
Trust me, I can do this.
Wait, wait, guys, I still need a knife.
Let me buy a knife. Where'd you guys just buy?
We have the money.
Alright, bye.
Later.
So you motherfuckers, I haven't spent a dollar.
You guys have four knives right now.
So somebody cough up the knife.
Get on the boat, Mr. Greedy.
Hold on, Hasan.
Yo, get in the boat!
What's up, dude?
Get in the boat!
I'm trying!
You have to get in the boat, Jeezy!
Yo, darling!
I'm trying to pull back the LTS!
Oh, please!
Pull back the LTS!
I know where it is.
Yo, you guys!
Jeezy, get in the boat!
We gotta go, man.
Wait, don't fuck!
actually so hyper unrealistic. Yeah true. I drown in two seconds. Yo guys, um, hold
All right, I got I got some intel. I got some intel where to go
How many knives do you guys have?
We sharpened our knife Dork get on the boat. All right
You're gonna go north right now north
shit. Yo Jason look for an island or like a one of the white things. White things, white
things. Like one of the white dots. Like one of the white dots. Go to the right, go to
the right, go to the right, go to the right. Go to the right. Straight, straight, straight,
straight, straight. Continue going straight. Guys, where are you guiding him? It's just
an abyss of nothing. You know what David said? Wait Jason, Park, Park, Park, Park.
I'm getting kind of seasick cinema fishing spot
Did my fish just despawn
Yo, why can't I not really be him?
Because you're Mr. Greedy.
So keep pushing into the wall, I'm going to stab the fuck out of you.
Can you take a straight hit?
I forgot, we got to kill it.
What do you do to drop?
Yo, how do you drop an item?
How do you drop my next spot, you burger?
Wait, why do you think he's responding?
Burger with the big 20 giftin!
I'm getting a 20 giftin.
W Burger, man!
Don't be ashamed to give a single or no, I'm not that rich.
Holy shit, where?
Are we going through the eye of the storm? There's some waves here now.
It's the eye of the tiger!
It's the thrill of the fight, I'm rising up to the challenge of our lives
And the run-offs don't stop, the dance is praying
And now the land feels like a holy ground
The battle of the tiger
Oh, shit!
You gotta use a bunch of my powers behind us!
Run! Bust a 180! Bust a 180!
Those white orbs are like birds and fishing rods it's items when you drop
Yo guys listen
Listening let me check my radar
Bro listen bro, let me check my radar
What sound what sound bro?
Bro listen to this on bro
Put it on the front door to the line.
W-A-T.
Wait, wait.
Put it on what, ladies?
Put it on the front door to the line.
Land! Land!
Land on land!
Yeah, when I first saw that kitty top bone,
she shot him right out of the south door.
And she's coming home.
What is this?
Who's there?
Guys there's a big yummy fish around here, but you need a gun to kill it. So we're not gonna cue the boss fight until we get a gun
Guys get your money on
money. Let's get up, Brad. Oh, shit. I can't do that.
Crap, guys. They leave. Chad, lobster's actually really yummy, bro.
He's never had it. I suggest you have it. No, lobster's overrated. It's too chewy.
Crap better. I just like it when you put shit in their mouth.
Oh, I'm going to eat this a little hungry. Okay.
Yo, dude, y'all got to fish the head of the beach here, y'all.
tell y'all that from Florida I'm from this place called tampon strings I don't
need you to tell me what to do when I'm casting my fucking Ross do you like
crab
are you guys still catching these shrimp too shit fucking straight I need a
better rod I need a better rod there's a better rod for sale y'all it's called
Yo guys, how big is your rod when erected?
Oh, it's a fishing rod instead of a crab rod!
Ohhhhhhhh!
I got some new shit!
We got some new shit right away!
Wait!
Come on son, come on son, come on son!
I bought another crab rod like an idiot.
We're gonna break these crabs or strafing!
Hold on now, hold on now.
You should look like a fucking crab rod for-
I
Yo guys, where's the inventory where do we go to buy stuff kittens? Oh bumble
What's this got a mask fish look like fish what the fuck it just blew up, bro. I
Should have saved that for the boss fight
John sorry, I wanted to try that guys that have spent 25 bucks
Bro Ron save the dynamite for that little add-out
Maca-Lago, well I would I need to find a bush real quick. What?
I need to find a bush real quick bro. I know you modified this
But it's reminding me when I was on the island for seven days Jason
Jason, when you were on an island for 7 days, did you actually drink your own urine?
Yes, I did. I actually got an Argentinian news.
I just need to find a bush, bro. I should find one.
Oh my god, that is disgusting, bro.
Honestly speaking, it was not that bad. It tasted sweet.
Are we supposed to be roleplay?
Wait, so Jason, if you were to describe piss, is it similar to apple juice or more
similar to like beer not like beer actually tastes better than beer like no
bullshit I'm not sure God you actually drink your piss I drink I drink my piss
yes no I saw a clip and I don't know if it was like fake I don't know those
fake actually drank your key bro so basically I like straw and I basically a
life straw eliminates 99.9% of bacteria so I thought you're thirsty let me drink
Then I drank my own piss, and it tasted kind of sweet.
Jason, you actually drank your own piss!
Oh, God!
Dude, that's disgusting, man!
No, I was thirsty.
I was thirsty.
It was through a lifestyle, bro. We all watched those.
Wait, creature! Creature! New creature! New creature!
Oh, God!
Forget it. I'm a gypsy. Thank you, dude.
Guys, I think I'm freaking...
I'm back okay quick question one you guys are using the fishing rod do you put a
bait on it I'm using the way you're the bay I'm still I'm still catching some
weight chat which rock should I get should I get fishing rock and everyone
knows this it's either you use a hot dog or you use a worm he's right fishing
rod let Mickey let Mickey fishing rod oh I need to get a fishing rod okay
guys can you guys stop spending the money man like for realsies bro you guys
keep spending the money
real it in I lost it bro what's
fucking badass everybody don't be a yo guys through the owner dynamite is
It's meta apparently. I think if you just whip it into the water you get a bunch of fish at once.
Copy. Like Boat Shrine and Fortnite. Ron, those who know.
I don't want to. I'm getting a hell of a big fish.
I'm by Pishing Rod. Don't spend money, please. Don't spend money. Don't spend money. Don't spend money.
I'm dead just sitting here. I think I have like a joke rod or something.
You have to rule it in, not...
Chet's just laughing at my fucking failure moment.
You know what it is? No, I got the chat. No, I got the chat.
What do you mean? There's nothing on it!
Oh, now we're throwing gas, boys!
Ring it in.
I get the bag. Is that it, friend?
Chet!
The old- Chet, yellow black-tip H on YouTube.
Black-tip H?
This is what he does.
I don't know what this creepy-ish thing you're asking is.
This is what he does. This is what he does.
He finagles it.
Yeah, why would I reel there's no fish on this is what he does Bobo you have to reel in the fish with bite
Like it's like I will fishing
Who just spent $25 I'm gonna kill you is it watch watch watch watch watch
If you throw a dynamite into the ocean a million fish will come out and you have
What should I do just sell to the guy?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, Jason try throwing the dynamite in guys pick up ball
Jason, Jason's gonna try to throw a dynamite in the ocean.
Hey, I got ready, I got ready.
Jason, throw it in, kitten.
No, get closer to the water, get closer to,
up, okay, okay.
Yo, are you?
Yo, okay, okay, hold up.
All right, yo, that was on me, oh my God, I didn't,
what's this?
Jason, just get closer to the water, though.
To me.
Okay, that was on me, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh wait, it's gone, gone.
Yeah, you did it, Docs.
You.
You can do it.
I got another one, boys.
How do I throw?
Ah!
Oh!
Big fish!
Oh my god!
Big fish!
Oh my god.
Grab it, grab it, grab it.
Grab it.
Oh my god, that's, dude, dynamite's the meta.
Oh my god, that's huge.
Dynamite's the meta.
Wait, wait, wait.
Just buy more dynamite.
Dynamite equals meta.
I'm buying the dynamite. Let's go. Let's go. I'm gonna explode the water. Everybody get ready. Catch your face. Come here
All right ready ready ready
Oh, you don't have to cast you can just grab them. Oh my
Now I'm gonna save up for the shotgun
Guys save up 150 for the shotgun so we can kill the big boy
The big boy
Wow, I ain't a lot. We got a money fucking glitch boys
The white dots are fish bite. Wait, I thought you eat a leech. It's poisonous. No
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, come here come here
We have the boss by activated but it says we should use a gun
No, they're saying
Guys, you do not save up for the shotgun by the pistol.
I'm gonna get a pistol.
I'm gonna be honest with you, we need a lot more money for everyone to block in.
Why the fuck are we fishing though? Why are we fishing by the dynamite?
How do I throw it, Jay? How do I throw it?
I got through drops. Just like me. I actually caught a whale. I actually caught a whale. That's the shark
Wait guys
I got a pistol
fish fucking do it motherfucker
Jason watch out, bro
Yo, Jason
What the fuck?
I mean you can't, I have 15 million trillion aim assist. You can't do 9th n
I can't swim, I'm drowning
I'm dying
Bitch, I'm dying
Hey, you're definitely a tank
I love it, I love jiffy's
Thank you, chap
Cody v, they can take it, bro
What's love?
Oh my god.
Guys, just keep buying dynamite.
What are we doing?
Oh no!
Yo, guys, guys!
I'm about to shoot!
I'm about to shoot a seagull!
Give me that.
Seagull down!
Oh, Gigi.
I'm gonna swim.
Dude, uh, chat, is shooting a fish considered like animal rights violation?
animal rights violation.
Definitely, right?
Sweet.
Wait, no.
Jeff, definitely, right?
What, you got my Seagull?
OK, but what if it's a trick shot?
What if it's a trick shot?
How much did the Seagull cost?
Uh, cost to pie, baseball and pie cost?
Well, just cost one pie cost.
Trick shot!
Give the girl a sea of stone leeches from the ground
for me.
Would you ever need a laser sight now?
I'm so scared of Phenagolite.
Phenagolite, Phenagolite.
We have unlimited bullets or no?
Yes, Vamu Vamu.
Well, you have unlimited bullets.
All right, here, try to escape now.
Why did you play GMA?
I feel like I just broke like 26 animal rights
like violations, bro.
Oh my god.
My best friend flying.
No!
My best friend.
I
Guys only trick shots are permitted on the fish guys
The rare fish like I want to upgrade my shit
You just need the beginner boss. I think the boss there probably learns in the boss
Yeah, I'm in the head. It's double damage Wow
Bro view them in the head. It's double damage. Oh my god
Yo guys what if something cool dynamite time guys get ready to form get ready to form ready
Come here come here. Come here ready to grab all my fish
stream there's just like goon bait gifts in the chat can we stop guys
bitch I'm dying my games
I like I got slimed out for all my loot
Fucking kill it. It's a mini one. Let me get my gun back
I'm just gonna do fuck you
How do you lose with a
My candy nice and oh my god
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah
Dude, I'll be Desmond Doss. I don't have a weapon. I was so
I'll be Desmond off if you guys get knocked over.
I was told I did not put him in the toilet.
I'm sorry.
I need a gun.
I died in the rest.
Wait me, wait me, wait me, wait me, wait me, wait me, wait me.
I don't want you to rest.
Oh
83 bones
This is the real boss play right here with this what this beach babe. I don't think we're ready, bro
And we just lost all of our money
We got somebody stole the pistol that I bought who stole my pistol
So good news or bad news I got a pistol
Yo Jason that's mine
No, no, I just bought it. I just bought this who picked up my pistol somebody's not talking
I just bought this I just bought this I came
Oh my god
Yo, who stole my freaking pistol, man, so so orange dot equal pistol on the ground
And Jaycee take this pistol bro. It's on the ground right here. Oh my god. Thank you Jason
I
Bro guys save up for the friggin shotgun. Yo give it to me. I'm actually known for using shotguns in rainbow 16
I mean that was kind of mean to be honest
if you guys guys guys guys if um
i'll trade somebody a pistol for a shotgun what do you think
telling me they're telling me that the shotgun is
a la mickey bro hey i also heard if you if you kill the fish mid air
you could trip shot it and make more money but guys the thing is with shotguns i'm like the truth
I
See now you're on you know in my prime. I beat some for the 1v1, right?
He wants to see some trick shots
And it's just jinxing. Oh, I see it, bro. I see the edit
Chat in my prime. I actually beat some of the 1v1 both tape
I took shot
I got a pinata. Careful, those guys are feisty.
That lane. Yo guys, yo guys, we need one more dollar, one more dollar.
I need a dollar, dollar.
Alright everybody group up, down to my time, ready? I'm gonna queue it.
Group up, group up, grab where you can. Let me trick shot this fish real quick.
know ladies ready guys are you ready
ladies come on come on
three two one kill the fish out of the sky
when they fly here
little tips and tricks
we're making some fucking money
I
Yo dynamite time three two one go
I think forgot to light it
I got the child of the stop fish someone has to grab this fish
Okay, just keep spinning dynamite. Keep spinning dynamite. Holy Meta
So why would you spend that much money?
I'm good at shotgun. That's like my thing
Travis Scott, there's actually cost a good kid here. Let me test my aim out real quick
Are you fucking the head?
Everyone stop fighting we need a fish
Yo wait, so the shotgun is orange the shotgun
We want to beat the game. We need to keep fishing
You know, it's going me off right now. Where's our speaker?
Right
Here we go, what do y'all want to see?
360 double clutch maybe nice spin in the air
Wait fine fish no scope. He liked it. He cooked me bro
Were you recorded stream guys just keep spamming the dynamite we get so much money
Cook it up
Whoa, this one looks like a penis look at this one
Wait I need to eat
Okay, here's the goal here's the goal everyone here needs to buy a pistol or a gun yo
Guys, what are those two orange orbs in the water out there? Is that weapons?
Yeah, something someone died
Guys I'm diamond dynamite guys I'm diamond up mighty dynamite
I'm dying to my
Toons are gone my thoughts are going down. Yeah, bro. Who destroyed the radio was it bro?
Wait wait hold up guys just buy a new one buy a new one here we go
What's it like in New York City, how do I place it on the floor and play music I just bought this right now. So click
I'll do it. I'll do it. Just press Q. I got you here Jason put on some good tunes Jason
Like this is good one. That's good now put it down
Going out of the way
Did you guys not see this? There's a big motor for sale $230
Oh, wait, I actually didn't see that way. We got a copy. We say we're not we say we're not we say no run
We go I think we go to boss
Okay, over here if you guys want to start the fight. Yeah guys guys one more down to my everybody collect their fish
Bevis got
Sweet good coms Jason. Oh, I'm a little hungry
Don't do it
Don't do it run. Why's your head flying?
Guys, this isn't us
Bro the shotgun is trash I pumped them twice hello point
Wait, so there's two like
Little things there do I go grab that or no?
Just take the boat
yo who made the song dynamite was it jesse j you light me up inside like the
No, no, no, no, no.
What's up?
Your life.
All right, ready?
Here we go.
More dynamite.
Singing in the shower.
Okay, I have a strap that I'm actually going to have to take.
Trigger fish.
Is this parted?
What?
Yo, this is the Travis Scott.
Guys, guys, guys.
Yo, this is the Travis Scott fish.
Yo, question, question, question.
And let me know if I get answers here.
Do you all want to use the dying numite for the boss?
It could be the strap.
No, just travel gun.
Yeah.
Trigger fish.
No, just try a gun like this.
Kidding.
Just try to get this fish.
Look at this freak.
So what?
You think we're off naked?
Look at that freak.
Hey, what else do you do?
Suck on.
That freaky ass fish, bro.
Yo, ladies, watch this.
Fade away.
Three damage, bro.
You're not killing a shit, dude.
Yo, I'm going to get a pistol.
Let me get a pistol.
Got him.
Oh, man.
The team's actually kind of fun, bro.
Yeah, I'm feeling it.
Kind of moving a fucking moment. We're stable or not. I was enjoying something in life. We're fun friend friend slot
I'm gonna get the beginner break like I kind of like stopping right now. Can you so oh?
Oh my god, he's yet shot
Guys if one of us goes down and we get dragged by the sequel you could shoot it
I
Here we go guys.
Let's see if we can gain weight or gain...
Yo, set the boss fight, bro.
Set that shit, set that shit, set that shit.
Here we go.
Oh my god, boss fight.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Wait, my mic, my mic, my mic.
That's high!
Here we go.
Fucking hell!
Shut the hell up!
Get the fuck out!
He's...
He's changing, he's changing.
He's getting out.
We got this.
Get the fuck out!
There's little bananas in there!
Get the fuck out!
Jigs me shotguns!
There's millions of reds!
Oh no, they got a hit on them!
They got a hit on the reds!
Reds! Reds! Reds!
They got a hit on the reds!
You can see!
They got a hit on the reds!
Guys, I need a revive!
Reds, reds, reds!
Shoot them! Shoot them! Shoot them!
Shoot the reds now!
Shoot the reds! Shoot the reds!
You can't go in there now!
We have a big area, we have a big area!
Have this piece! Have this piece!
I need food, I need food! Kill my fish!
I'm dead, I'm dead!
Are you guys any better than you?
You can't go in there now!
I'll get you!
Get him! Get him!
I'm a gun! I'm a gun!
You're gonna eat and run!
Make sure you eat the peary honos!
Where's the big one? Where's the big one?
Hey guys, watch the timer.
Plenty of time, plenty of time.
Plenty of time, boys.
Shoot him a big one.
Big ones on me, big ones on me.
He's not doing anything better.
It's the big one.
Oh, huge kid.
That's good.
I feel like something's gonna kill him.
I need a rat! I need a rat! I need a rat!
Not like this. Not like this. Not like this.
Not like this. Not like this.
We need a rat! We need a rat!
Ladies, mount them out!
I got you! I got you!
I'm going to run over you. I'm going to see you.
Eating fish.
Y'all get the fish. Get the fish.
I'm nice.
Is this how fishing is in real life?
Get an aqua.
Guys, remember when you kill the boss,
sell everything. Don't eat them.
Wow
Ladies what's the fun got a toucan?
She's part of the two games rough. Thank you two hundred and twenty four dollars. Holy shit
Yes
It's a meat stick it's a meat stick
Jason trying to try to sell it can we sell it?
Did you just say Piriana
Yeah
Wait guys. No, no give it to the girl Jason the girl
Give it to the girl give it to the girl
We could sell all these baby problems, bro
Here you go. Use this to find your next island. Oh
Oh, thank you. Let's stay with some of these problems though. There's so many
Welcome to my laboratory, what safety is number one through?
Oh my god, yo, I got a fucking duck
No, Jason that's a seagull Jason that's a seagull. It's not a duck
Guys remember to sell everything that you're not using
literally holy metagamer oh chill
Elmetagamer
No, no, how do I drown in my shotgun?
I don't know.
Oh.
Repair it.
Ha ha ha.
Repair it.
Jeff, stop and check.
Stop and check.
I don't know.
Jeff, stop and check.
Everybody just said themselves.
Brose laughing and delivering.
Wait, did we get a compass or what was that?
Lace.
Lace, lace.
OK, nice.
Lace, Brose laughing and delivering.
the living room
Jason
we have an extra one dude
we have one in the boat
I don't know about you all but this is like this is my wife like we can't be trolling out here
this is not your life bro
yo we have two islands we either go north or north
stop and chat
what do y'all want north or west
I'm down for west y'all
wait
Is we's the SpongeBob met I mentioned it is classic
God around you're so culturally apt guys hop in
Let me drive the bus
Now listen for me to drive a maximum efficiency, I need tunes for our clean bring the radio in the car
There's no way
bitch hey oh yeah that's what look what I got
Ron should I go east or east?
Yeah, I got that mother face stop playing with me
stop playing with me
Hey hey hey, turn off that boy
Quiet all my children!
Hey, listen, turn off that bitch
What?
Hey, what are you doing here?
I don't get shit
Yo, they got an SMG here.
Yo, dynamite meta, dynamite meta.
Is there like a new rod or anything?
Oh wait, everybody gonna have to fish.
Show us guys.
Woo!
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
You want to engage your fish and in return he'll give us a ship to the new island.
Copy.
Alright Jeff.
And there's also a gun upgrade over here.
There's again a mag lighter.
Laser sight. Red dawn compensator.
Sator
Who do we feed the guy on the tree or the drug do we feed the guy on the tree or the girl?
Come on
Yo, I think it's a Mac 10 in here guys. It's like the Mac 10 I think
What the fuck? They got lube in here. Oh Lord. Jesus.
Got him. Do you guys use lube or no?
Nope. Okay, Julie. I don't want to get my Peter going. You know what I'm saying?
Ron, I thought you referred to your wiener as your stable Ronaldo.
My penis? I call it...
Related? Yo, I keep getting the same fish every time, guys.
Wait! Guys, we can cook the fish!
No, you need to get a shark on fish.
Yeah, he wants a shark.
Oh, he wants a shark.
I'm going to be honest, dude, the dynamite is so good.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god.
Whoa!
Oh my god, bro.
Yo, we're making money, bro.
Shit!
It's learning! It's learning!
You guys this this kind of reminds me when I was on an island seven days. Yo Jason you said that earlier
Chill chill
His ass ain't even on the market oh my
One hundred and sixty-six dollars
So my movement is just so cracked in this game
Oh
Oh my gosh
Dude I feel like my movement is just cracked. I'm lucky stroking my shit right now
She kind of looked like a green-lander.
Dude, this music is so soothing, man.
Oh, shit.
Look at that little fucking skinny penis-looking fish.
What the fuck?
Yo, we have 700 bucks.
You know what time it is!
I call it SpongeBob.
Yo, what the fuck?
Who bought the Draco?
Bro, like, oh my god.
This is the worst we made.
This guy bought the shotgun.
God, what the heck am I talking about?
He's a trash!
Police didn't even want to me!
Everyday they're tracking me!
Oh, shit.
Hold on, I got you, Jinxie.
I got you, Jinxie. Let me see what I can connect to the speaker we brought to the island, bro.
Let me see if I can play you some shit.
Dude, ladies, play Arrington Dangerous King Von.
on let me see if I can play some sure okay hold on so I found a gun on the
ground yep wait Jason wait up Jason wait up Jason wait up Jason I bought
that whoa what happened you jump I found her I swept out of the free guy
didn't need to drop that what's the magic where please daddy
save or not a better
through it
bitch I'm about to die
it's my fucking kid
yo ladies
ladies go low
I'm dropping the
ladies go low
oh my god
I'm getting my
baby
get my head taken off my shoulder
like a
I ain't no like a movie
I ain't no like
I
Don't want this chocolate someone take this chocolate. That's just ass what it goes out. I'm trying to spend life
Whoever made this game should be president, bro
All right, my game is on minimum
You think you can eat this
Yeah
I don't know. It's not my girl anymore
Cheese on the grill
No creature seer chin
$1
Yo chat, I don't know what you want me to do about my mic, man
It's on my microphone yeti and I have it on the game on minimum
Yeah, JC you're muted bro
I can't hear you dude
Oh, I don't know, you told me who I gained down, so my game's down to zero and then I can't hear you
JC, I can't hear you
No, you said to turn it down and then I turned it down and then he said to put it back up
They see I can't hear you
Yo, he wants a shark for the grill, how do you throw it he wants a shark for the grill?
Oh, no one can hear me. Okay. Oh shut up cry, baby
Yo, how does my mic sound?
I'm good now
How do we get a start a boss fight with a shark start a boss fight with a shark need to catch a shark anyway, bro
But I have a free
Mac
Worst Fisher in the world
Fucking fuck
Let me see you guys, I think you just bought the boss fight we haven't even done a single
side quest on this island.
Brother I have a Mac 10 we don't need a side quest.
Stop trying to rush it.
We need to get the sword that's our next attack.
Are you rushing?
I don't want a dagger.
Oh my god boys.
What's there?
It's fucking time.
Oh shit.
Oh, he's quick. He's quick.
He's rolling. He's rolling.
Here's the SMG.
He says, I got his family one shot.
Oh, this thing's got recoil off the ass.
Oh, JC, what you want to do is use that gun and kill the shark.
Oh, this thing's tricky, man.
Hit the fish, hit the fish, hit the fish, hit the fish, hit the fish.
Oh, he's just taking out.
Bad name, bad name, bad name.
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.
Come back.
What just happened?
No, did you just die?
I got you, I got you, I got you.
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.
What's going on?
Somebody say, Lillie, who's he from?
Laser dog, King.
Come on, get up.
Laser dead again.
Get him up.
Come on, get him up.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Bad name, bad name!
All this things kicking like a mother-of-a-head!
This is a water-chick-ass fish, bro.
Dude, he has that stomping movement, like,
walla he does, walla!
He's gonna like stop it!
Second base, second base!
I'm trying to burn.
Wait a minute, what was that?
Like wait up one on one
Bro this Mac is so much
We got to get an InvoSat. I'm teaming up now.
Come on guys.
We're right there.
You just killed me.
No I didn't. He killed you, the shark killed you.
The shark killed you.
The shark is shooting.
One shot, one shot, one shot, one shot.
Yeah!
Click it, click it, click it.
First you put the shark on the grid.
Come on the grill!
The fuck he ate it, bro!
Looks like he ate it!
Yo, these guys stand up, bro!
Oh, look, look, look!
You can use the grill to cook your creatures,
and he puts the rice in there.
Oh my God, it actually feels like good right now.
Wait, so, yo, guys, we didn't cook him first?
Why not? We should have cooked him.
Because he needed it.
He ate it, bro.
He pranked us, he pranked us, he pranked us.
First, he put the shot on the grill.
I knew it. It's not hyper realistic. If it was hyper realistic, I'd be getting burnt by this
Why does this sound like a retarded Jinxie?
Yo, what y'all? Yo, I think it's burnt, bro. Yo, yo, yo, that was burnt. Dynamite tech, dynamite tech.
You light me up inside, love the fourth of your life.
I
Always seem to smile
That is not the lyrics
I'm a bit hungry, babe
Bro, we need enough for the friggin dynamite yo damn yellow yellow
Okay, so how cook do I want it?
Oh have you guys ever eaten catfish in real life?
Low key good eats.
I had grilled catfish before it was so good.
Will be got, got, got, got, got, got, got, got.
How do you put the fish on here?
Do you guys know?
They're saying one point five is the best.
But when they go fuck yourself, buddy.
One point five is the best.
I got it.
Bro, my mic keeps dying.
Why does my mic keep dying?
Oh, you just going on that bit?
Signing a lie.
I definitely just burnt that shit.
Jason, can you look at this and tell me if it looks good?
I ain't gonna lie.
$10 for a nice car. Oh my god. He just caught charge
So Chad you kill it then you cook it first you put the fish on the grid
Wow
Ron I friggin burned it yo, what is this? I think I'm friggin burned it
Friggin burned it yo
Well, I ain't gonna lie, you're weird as fuck, bro.
I ain't gonna lie, bro, you're weird as fuck, bro.
Oh, somebody woke me!
I'm not a pig skin.
Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
Did he get a cut? Yes, I got a haircut, bro.
Wait, Ron, until what? Cook it until what?
One five.
Whoa!
Here you go. Eat this.
Three dollars.
All right, yo dynamite this guy says I have some spare snacks you can use as bait. What the fuck is that?
I just heard an explosion guys everybody, okay
So we have to catch the rarefish I guess yes from bro. I feel like we can't do Nathan right now
I can't do anything.
How do we get...
Playing all controllers with one million, feeling it's fucking trilling, aim it, see us.
Can't do nothing.
We thought it was you to keep fishing and get lucky in the mud.
Oh, there's a horse roll.
Maybe we can get it again.
Just keep buying, just buy the purple lure in the shop. It's like 15 bucks.
Oh, fly, fly it, even though I don't got buy it.
Oh, I have a needlefish. Is this anything good?
never
I just ate the box fish
I think they all need SMGs bro.
They might all need SMGs.
And we're gonna save them all.
Holy shit.
This guy's OP.
Oh my god.
Can we get you up?
We actually still need that SMG.
Guys, we need a rinse.
We need a rinse.
Guys, we need a rinse.
Rinse.
We need a rinse on this side of the island.
Rinse me.
Well, Mrs. Bluff is like Thanos.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Instantly died again.
Good rest, good rest, good rest, good rest.
CHICKEN LIT PITS!
I'm on my chicken like this shit right now.
Chicken LIT PITS!
CHICKEN LIT PITS!
Hang on, hang on, hang on, get on the house!
Get on the house!
Get on the house, get on the house!
It doesn't matter, bro!
I need a rest, I need a rest.
This dude is insane!
I need a rest!
Did someone say matter?
What the fuck bro it's jumpy!
Bro we need an SMG to bot or our team can't have the SMG
Come on let me take it
Yo is that fan of supply?
We want SMG to get shot once dawg
Alright everyone just die I think we can just maybe restart this
No I got him I got him I got him I got him
I got him I got him
Never give up never fucking give up never give up
Oh but there I got it
We got the SMG come on.
The knight is an asshole.
This shit hurts.
Yeah, look at the difference.
Guys, I need a reds, guys.
I need a reds.
We actually could have beat the boss.
Low key, we could have beat the boss.
I hurt.
Guys, I need a reds, guys.
I need a reds.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Guys, I need a reds, guys.
Copy, copy, copy.
Get me, get me, get me.
W. Lay is healed.
Lay is healed.
Copy, copy, copy, copy.
Cutting, cutting, cutting.
Yo, TG brother, do you want to turn your fucking monitor on?
My mouse isn't moving why my mouse
Get a little bum my teammates got you
I'm in the middle
He's been charged. It's always been plugged in.
Yo, you good? Get him!
I can't...
Yo, my god.
So, Dad, we want to plant around the trees because he gets blocked by the trees.
So, JC, when you're in a beach, you're more prone to death.
Yeah, I was just...
Try it, wait, try it.
My mouse is dying and I keep getting hit.
Oh, what is this?
I'm buying a truck in my mouth.
No, no, JC, you and JC, what do you do?
What does he do?
Oh!
Hi, guys, I need a new dinosaur. Hi, guys.
Why is it getting big?
What is this?
I'm gonna do the same. I'm gonna do the same.
There you go!
Oh my god!
It's winnable! It's winnable!
The hitbox is bigger!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Cheeksie get it, dude!
Cheeksie, what are you doing?
Cheeksie's saying you're really just a fucking bot.
We can win! We can win!
We can win!
We can win, we can win, we can win.
We're gonna start thinking.
We can win!
Shout out to all the new batteries!
Sweet!
This guy's talking about new batteries while we're fucking fighting candles.
Come on!
I'm coming out!
Just UJ away, just UJ away, just UJ away.
Get your SMG!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
You guys shut up and ask me now!
We know my house still isn't working.
Don't step into proper shit!
It's moving!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
Bro, it's still not working!
Yo, I swear I got it!
What the fuck do you do?
My mouse died!
No, genuinely, Jinxie!
Listen, listen, Jason, I'm not kidding!
If Jinxie knew how to use the SMG boom starter, we would have won!
No, Jinxie had his fucking mouse connected to his PC!
Bro, my mouse died, you jackasses!
I can't move my mouse!
Everybody!
Yo, guys!
Everyone let's not stop until we get like $5,000. Yo, what do you do when you have a bluetooth mouse?
But it's dead and it's into your PC. Oh, I don't know
But it's already
Charge it yo, I have to charge this thing in two years
That's not really possible
I haven't had to charge this in two years
That's like, what?
I got to try another battery, I think.
Hi guys, I'm going to buy a dynamite explode, remember guys, cook the fish.
Oh guys I put the battery in the wrong way all good now
I got a 19 dollar fortnight card who won't
Don't sit.
Keep the stash of fish to heal.
Good gums guys.
Good gums.
Oh no, it immediately died again.
Yo, my battery keeps dying.
This is so fucking unbearable.
Dude, just maybe one day it's okay.
Thanks, it's okay bro.
Just reset it.
At the end of the day, we're just sitting here fishing, bro.
You'll get a fish.
You're just fishing, bro.
Is anybody's vibe getting ruined right now?
Bro, we're just fishing and having a good time, right?
We're into smile, like...
We're literally just catching a vibration.
Hey man, look at this fish, bro. Look.
Buy a lure.
Fuck that bitch-ass fish, bro.
Fucking annoying ass dumb-ass fish.
Dumb-ass fish.
Fucking bitch-ass little fucker.
Oh, that fool healed me. Wait. Oh my god!
Guys, I found Meta.
What if we cook multiple fish in our inventory, so we fight the boss that we can have shield
Nabs.com nabs.com
There's SMG is to 650 girl
Six fucking 50
650
drip my drip my drip you do not exist
made of all the stable again
wait wait wait cook it cook it cook that shit
I mean you don't have to cook it you just come give it to the guy we just
press Q and give it to him
that's insane you cook the force
I found a jackpot bro. What'd you find? I found a bunch of batteries
Oh my god, it's working out. Yes
Wait, so your mouse
Bro, it's Bluetooth, but it's battery. I don't know it's both
My mouth Bluetooth, but no battery
bro I don't know how to explain it you just plug the piece into the PC and then
you just make sure you have fresh batteries
someone buy an SMG after this that's all you do
I'm gonna buy SMG I got this
wait where's our other SMG
where's our other SMG
I'm gonna wipe this guy now
just stay far away from the SMG
Bro, it's not because I was on the SMG, it's because my mouse died, you idiots.
Hey, JC, JC, you need a pistol?
JC, you need a pistol?
Yeah, I explained it 26 times, my mouse died, you're gonna pin me to fuck off.
JC, take this pistol, it's better, it has a laser sight, take it.
Ooh, ooh.
And sell your other pistol.
They're saying that you were tap firing the SMG, is this true?
No, bro, it just has recoil, you'll see, bro.
Double
Okay, so
My god
Oh my god, that fucking aim loss.
This is good jobs.
W traffic!
No, I'm low!
Got a massive fucking ish.
Got a massive ish.
This thing got a crazy mackerel.
For his movement.
Move it, move it, move it.
Where is he?
Where's he up?
I'm gonna kill you.
Hey, you're soft, kid.
No!
Help stable, help stable, get him, get him.
I'm gonna make you laugh.
Nice!
Good work, guys!
Cook him, cook him, cook him, cook him, cook him.
sell them to sell my trip my trip
sell this fucker
big money
yo guys buy sngs who doesn't have one yet
i don't have one
that's big money
big big boy money
guys i'm buying a donut
oh shit fucking you no shit
thank you
w donut
I
Can a shark take that many shots this game is this game is hyper under the boat radar
I'm just gonna buy it just because we need it for Jason. That's what I said
How does a shark survive like a hundred thousand? He's right
Wait, I have a new one
Jethyn
Oh my god
I can't do Jethyn
Bro, y'all don't let that stick
Yeah, ladies you're gonna stick
Bro, did you hear about the new meme?
Did you hear about the new meme or not?
What's the new one?
Lafayers
Oh my god!
I did see that!
Oh my god!
It's Lafayers
What the fuck did I just get?
Holy shit, man
Oh my god
Drill and fish
Lafayers
It's Lafayers
that's a good one actually wait what are you holding what are you holding what
is that I got a skin now but they actually have like cases in this run how
do you how do you do it you know run how do you open this oh you got to insert
a drip creature.
Appreciate you, man.
I'm all on a bone.
Can you help me?
Insert a drip creature.
I'll call.
Oh, you got it.
Insert a drip creature. See what happens.
Back, back, back.
That's good, no?
Right there, though.
I don't need a compensator, bro.
Bones man, that's a waste of money
Creatures from you gotta be a good fisher
What is this I just got a bowl of water
I was a kind of fire
Now it's literally
yo that's why yo should we fight oh should we fight the boss?
oh my poor ones are $58 dude
should we fight the boss or no chat?
wait a second
whoa I got something cool what is that a sea urchin?
ouch ouch
for the little fish when you cook it
what the fuck was that?
what the fuck is that?
alright
Would you get a junk? Oh, he died
So somebody just used all the money on something
I think I think it's time bush
No, I needed SMG bro
Yo, my mouth died you little shit. Yeah, you could upgrade you could upgrade your bullets
Look, you got a great bullets.
Where?
Oh, my god.
My bullets do 29.
I need more bullets.
All right, start this boss fight.
I upgraded my bullets.
We're going to melt him.
I need more bullets.
We're saying that the compensator gives no recoil.
Shown's going to do double pistol like this.
I need more bullets.
Let me fully reload.
Bro, I'm not going to lie.
Nemo's, I don't know how to tell you all about it.
Yo start the boss fight, let's go, we're ready bro.
You can't fight that little after you.
That's a pleasure fish, it's a lot of fish in the water if y'all want to cook and keep in your inventory, you know, for the boss fight.
You can't fight that little after you.
I'm gonna keep it in my inventory, here we go.
Alright y'all, ready?
Hey who bought something for all the money, what the fuck's happened?
Are you ever strolling, cunt of the fuck?
I think it's time man somebody get that somebody get the bus. I got it ready. Yeah, let's do it
All right, here we go boys. You ready if everyone locked or no? Yeah
Start the boss fight we got this beat
Where's miss pop
It'll get easier when it gets more big, okay?
Oh my god.
Hit your shots, kid!
I'm fighting the fuck out of this buffer fish!
Fuck the fuck fish!
Oh, lay it down, lay it down, man.
I got it, I got it!
Hold on.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
you don't shoot each other you're shooting me sorry sorry sorry how somebody
shot me bro I'm low
this fish right now wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up
They feel like they can affect it!
Holy shit.
No!
It's you, you died in the fish, I got you.
I had to park in my headset before that.
Be careful, we're on the train.
You see what I'm doing right now?
You see what I'm doing?
They're saying JC is just spectating.
JC?
Brother JC, this is embarrassing though.
Bro, I just did 20,000 damage, you guys are fucking annoying!
I'm melting this thing help help me
Oh
Bro we have so much money. Oh my god. Oh listen we can get this motor
Compensator
I might fuck around by the shit wait hold on hold on there might be more we could save it for the next island
Smart save that's intelligent Ron. I like that out of you. We could save we're so rich
I just I'm about to punch you in the mouth. I just cooked four items
I think we should save for the next island
I'm gonna I'm gonna just buy a dynamite and blow up shit. This is fun
That fairs
Jell these spider crab shells we need this
Wait, there's a coconut boss apparently open our bus
Oh my god, there's a shotgun skin, but I don't love that.
There's a shotgun.
I have a shotgun.
I don't change your skin.
So, coconut bar, stand on the rock.
Wait, which one is it?
I don't know.
So coconut boss stand on the rock
Do blue that one looks good. I
Think it's a joke. Thanks, Ron. Oh
You guys
This might be the best friend slot game ever. Yeah, it's pretty good. I'm feeling it
How do you skin the boat?
Increase ball of damage.
Oh, guys look at the boat.
F**king laser sights.
Increase friction, reduce matter of habit.
You're wasting all of our money.
Oh, a new skin.
Alright, now I can hit like a truck.
What'd you buy?
Wasted f**king a thousand dollars.
I can hit like a, but now I can hit like a truck.
Hop in boy.
Why don't we're spending money like they're saying come here come here. They're saying I need to jump on someone's head
Bro, I can hit like a truck now
Cops, you a what if you jump if you jump here jump on me run
Stand up I
God
Wait around here do it on the coconut round around the coconut getting trolled
Oh
Click after sensor damage steps, ooh
This is like the CS movement
Like a truck now
Wait on I got an idea
I don't know
They're all trolling, they're all trolling
So apparently we need 350, I just looked at our budget and we have 50 fucking dollars
Oh Jinxie
Why are you spending all the money?
Jinxie, guys, I wanna upgrade my weapons
We just don't wanna save it
But look how much damage I can do now
For realsies
So we have zero fucking money
Well, but I have upgraded weapons now. I have upgraded weapons
I saw you shoot the boss. You were so fucking slow
Wait, so why don't you guys just I don't know get more fish and then get more money?
Yo Jason when I beat stomping and bolo and a 1v1 I was using
Let me cook no let me cook
See look at how fast we already got our money back stop being lazy
I just killed where I said that.
Woo!
And you fucking lover.
Stop buying that in my bad.
Yeah, it's not a myth, bro.
Buy a lure and fish and cook it.
OK, man.
Yeah, that's just like $8 standard lure.
Eating a Bargoreal Honey Mustard.
Ooh, they got beer in here.
Chad, let's take a swig.
Cheers, my friends.
Now that I think about it, Chad,
Should I get a beer IRL?
Whoa, red-black fish.
All right, you can buy the cocoa nought.
Cocoa, coconut.
What up?
I got it.
Wait, it's a chat.
I just fished with it.
Dude, don't start the boss fight.
I'm going to go grab a brusky.
Too late.
What the fuck is this?
Why was I telling him to gamble?
I've got some fucking bullshit.
Oh, it's running
Wait, what did you get it?
Wait this way isn't this the guy from peak
Yo, I'm gonna go get a Bruce key. I want Jason bro
I
Know it's being long. I was gonna massive beats
Okay, so this guy's
What does it do you cook it or not? Oh my god, bro
Let me see him. I held him. Oh
Yeah, I
Not gonna lie the left fairs
You come wait, so the people that made now stop saying you're twin in the chat wait, what do I do with him?
Do I do I say? Oh
My god, I didn't say you're gonna get rich when you sell that. Oh my god
Oh
Should we buy another coconut
I love eating bro. Oh my god. I'm about to order food, bro. I just you bet
But one no no genuinely you do deserve it bro because I've seen the progress and oh god you've been looking better bro
Oh, thank you, bro. Thank you. You know, I will always give you a better, bro
You know you've been going to Jim every single day
Bro, you know, I got you right now
Now you're a jerk, now you're a jerk.
Hey, that did not get in the ring, though.
I'll be honest with you.
Are you for real?
Fuck you.
I don't know, bro.
Do you want brown rice or fried rice?
I don't know.
Take a bite, right?
Hold on, Chad.
I'm ordering food.
Don't get mad at me, all right?
Well, you were just starting to look good.
Then you got this chopped-ass haircut.
Yo, bro, like, I'm a grown-ass man,
and so are you, but it's not worried about me.
All right, I think I can't eat that.
I think I deserve it, no?
There's...
Yo, ladies, I'm about to get another coconut, alright?
I got another coconut.
Yo, Rob!
Oh, wow, that's a lot of money.
Oh, I found it! Chad, I found it!
Sweet!
It was under my wiener.
I'm not gonna lie!
Might be eligible for cozy gamer the year after this stream.
Yo!
Run!
Hey, it's mango cart time, bro.
Pop one.
Hey, it's mango cart time.
Audience, the fucking date.
What a piece of shit.
Wait, Laze!
What is up?
I got a jaycan!
I won't kill him!
Laze, you a mango cart time!
I'm gonna shoot it!
Laze, just shoot it, Laze!
Wait, bro.
I'm selling the fish I'm coming.
I know how to mango cart.
Oh, fudge!
You need to move back!
Oh
Wait, you've never had a mango car
You you kind of look like mr. King
I don't
should we should we not just
just wasted all of our money again buying gun equals wasting money all
right doesn't participate in bus
Yo, man's all the money like what do you do run run here? Hold on let me let me let me calm me down a little bit
Here run run
You're on calm down here. Take this
Breakdown one second
Where are my guns at
Shut up bitch. Get in the boat.
Ron did you just did you just shoot me and then take my weapons get in the boat
Where are my weapons that I just got a grand on you little shit stain?
Where are my weapons
Where the fuck are my guns
Someone on the island, bro. No one took your shit, bro
I
Am the captain now under a beach ball
Where's my other thing? I am the captain now turn this boat around
Yo, where's my SMG yo does someone need a baby this guy hold on like
Where's my SMG? What's my SMG?
Yeah, guys, that's so easy to find right good job finding it
them. They're saying it's in the water. How did it go in the water if you killed me on
the beach? Oh, Ron could have not shot me, man. Oh, I got it. I got it. You little crybaby.
I got it. Well, no camera. I don't know why I do John. All right, so no, no, no, good,
Every time I get shot, I'm just gonna keep drinking mango carts. We'll be out here for 12 hours
I'm a no-face-came-streamer now guys
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming get in the car get in the car
I'm the captain now get out of my get out of my wheel I'm the captain now all
ladies you did it wait did what did what ladies you already did I'm the
captain now
the USB set from the guy should we leave Rob leave Rob please leave Rob
Yeah, that's like I hate all this like oh you're a target you're a lot of being like why not like oh
here's what you need to do instead of doing this like why not a positive
reinforcement yo you guys need to chill out you guys most like angry psychopaths
Ever seen yo bro relax. It's a fishing game. Maybe relax a little bit Jesus, bro
ladies drink a beer I
Could crack one bro
Wait, so we're still fishing I feel like we should have left this
I just uploaded a why I left phase video
We've been on our
We've been out of three nine one one a West Bay Avenue studio city
Was there poor core, dude
But don't tell me it's not gonna go live now
Yo guys, why are we still on this island man? Oh, I don't know because you
Me upgrading my weapons is now illegal on our team money that we've earned
Wait what happened?
I can make that one as soon as you blow if you guys want.
Where are you?
Alright guys, I'm gonna buy a compensator. Please don't be mad.
Can you blow me? Can you blow me?
Can you put black ice on my shit?
I dropped it. Can you put black ice on my shit?
Ooh yeah.
Wait did somebody say black ice?
Let me see this shit bro.
Chad what should we buy next?
Yo wait so what are we looking for to get out of here?
here. Oh extended mag 320 puffer fish it says puffer fish tail is what you need it might
be in the water what does it look like? I have not killed three fish that's literally
just not even accurate. I think on this island alone I thought it would be 840 fish, bad
I
How am I drowning how am I going down?
Should I leave yo guys, I think we should all just kind of take a chill pill, bro
Pardon pardon
Wait, that's weird child I can't feed it to her
Whoa, this is weird. Why is it not I?
I can't feed her the puffer fish
Bro, thank god that we have a chat. Holy shit. They're saying that the birds stole it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. Yeah, can we leave?
Oh, guys, the bufferfish is a quest item.
I'm gapping the birds then. Fuck them.
This is the no-fly zone.
Wait, so Chatti, what do I do with that?
I think Jin see they're saying you have the give me a drop a drop it. No, Jimmy. What do you got?
Okay, so what do we do this week? Give it to this guy, bro. That's what I was saying
Give it to one of the guys
one dollar
All right, I got the coordinates wait where to go bro. You have CTV
Yeah, my trip in is this game like hyper you guys
Till I picked it up you guys are jackasses, bro get in the boat
This game is hyper
I'm the captain now! I'm the captain now!
Wait, blue? Wait, no, green or white? Which one?
Run! I'm the captain now!
Oh, it's a red one.
Oh my god.
Dude, oh my god. Something about boats and water and fish just makes you want to get a beard.
I don't like to blind face!
Oh, oh, oh!
I'm glad I'm here.
Ron, why's your head flying?
We're heading for Red Dot, which leaves me to believe we're going towards a date.
Land!
What?
Don't!
Put it on the ground!
No!
He's okay!
Guys, he's okay!
Casino!
Oh my God!
Oh my god
Wait, how do you bet though?
All in black all in black all in black
Guys hear me out give us our entire bank roll I'll triple it
Dirty fish is this
Well, I got a highly bad look this time. He's how to Burton
Wait, but I want to put my shock on there. I can't yeah, I'm not gonna lie for $7. This game is really good
shit's actually kind of hitting
I got a minecraft fish
that barrel is completely covered
oh I caught a fucking
what the hell you want to have Davis is this
yo move blocks fish
first you fuck the fish on the grill
yo guys I'm gonna gamble all my weapons
wish me luck
oh my
oh my it's just like a joke
I can show I'm what is this
guys
ooh 60 dollars but what can I win
What can I win?
Red, green or black?
Junko.
We're out of time.
Wait a minute.
It's Black City.
Oh, my god!
It's Black City.
What do we see?
Black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black.
I did red.
You an idiot and died your fucking idiot. I told you black
Will we give the fish to you
To the grill to the grill put the fish on the grill right here plus 600
Wait ladies, maybe just gamble it all
$300 for sniper in here. We're getting that wait. There's a sniper
$3,800 for a sniper guys, maybe you guys should give me a sniper yo
How does it take damage? Chad, what law how did I do six damage?
I
Thank you, I got a tiger. Do you feed the guy in here?
I'm not all in black
Why is he not?
Bro we have 1400 oh my gosh
We were rich now, but yeah, how much is there?
Not bad kid always bet on black
Oh my god, I'm alive. We are making money. We're making money. That's not matters. We are rich
Check look at that. Oh my god
Wait, what happened to our money
Jason actually fucking
I'm dead with us. I'm dead with us
Right right pick up
For example
I'm carrying right now
Don't worry
Come on!
Get back!
Don't worry!
Take the gun!
Thank you!
Yo, this is not my gun, Michael.
Oh!
Shit!
Bro, Chad, look at this tech, bro.
This is easy to get off.
Bro, Ronald always finds the meta.
Ronald's a cringe gamer.
We gotta hurry!
I need help, I need help, I need help, I need help!
Bro, wait, wait, Desmond Doth's coming!
I need help, I need help, I need help, I need help!
Wait, wait, Desmond Doth's coming!
Oh my god!
I'm weak, I'm weak, I gotta hide.
I don't know.
Son of a-
They're gonna be able to beat it!
They're gonna be just wilson-locking it, bro.
No, we can beat it.
Uh-oh.
Come on, guys, we get this-
Bro!
Bro, we can kill them, everybody!
Light them up!
Son of a-
Uh-oh.
Gotcha, spray, spray, spray!
Hold on.
Oh
Yo, I got like 17 roses you guys suck man, I need more out of y'all
You guys actually genuinely suck
Never you don't need to buy the sniper you just gotta be a better gamer, bro
I'm not sure about that.
Check stop a shot.
Stop a shot.
Oh god good aim.
Good aim.
Boys can we talk about fall weather?
Dude I love fall weather.
You're talking about fall weather?
Dude, I love fall weather.
Thanks, Jinx.
Halibur and
Bro Nafin in the living room.
God, can I do Nafin?
Why'd you start it?
I'm starting again, bro.
Say, whoa, whoa.
Wait, what? How did I...
How did I get my accident?
I'm trying to get a regular fish and then a fucking tuna small
What the fuck?
He's in the sky.
Guys, shoot me up!
GUYS, HELP!
HELP!
We need Jigsie.
Oh, he's right above us.
GUYS, HELP!
HELP!
He'll...
RUN!
He's running up.
Jigsie is deep in the waters.
You guys shoot him.
I'm gonna bait him.
Just keep shooting him.
Oh, that was nice.
God, ladies, you're the- you're the realest one here, bro.
I rest them, they don't rest me.
Noted. Noted, noted.
He's shooting, he's got the fucking bullet! Come on!
Anima bullets! Anima bullets! Anima bullets!
My fucking mouse has recoil with this gun, bro.
Yo, mother fucker!
Yo, where'd my SMG go?
George, where's my SMG?
Wait, can I get the water?
Where's my gun?
It might be up there.
Ooh, ladies, I think the place is...
Sweet!
I think the fish just shot me a hundred times.
Help me, help me, help me, help me, please.
Sorry.
I'm leaving on time, I'm in the house, come on.
No one? Where did you see this?
Everyone's in the house.
No, we're actually down.
We're actually in like, one good place in the house.
What?!
I was not going to get in the climb.
I
Everybody shoot the guy!
Help me! Help me!
Come on, come on, come on!
Did you just go for Rez's?
We can win here, we can win here!
Get him!
Oh no! Get him!
No!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
Oh my fucking god!
We were so close bro, we should we group and try again we should we
Bro, I'm getting so unlucky whenever I go to bot like get clams. I just get ganged
I got a tea bag
Yo, could you eat the seagull?
Wake up boy
I need to get the lure yo where do you go to get the lure where do you go to get the lure
I'm gonna gamble for us I got this
I don't need one of the hats
the one the one next to the the one above the shop and the one above the bro
bro I need this sniper rifle bro
motherfucker bro I'm so old shit at everything that I do
yo Ron where's the lure though
No the fuck I'm not bruh. I'll never say that shit.
I don't know.
I like that. I like that.
Where are you?
I don't know. I can't look at you.
What floor should I buy?
The $50 one.
How many standard, huh? Price standard?
The $50 one, didn't you?
$50?
Yo, I got a brand of shoes!
He's not even allowed!
Yo boys, I'm sure we can fight that tuna soon, man.
Why did I get fucking two banks?
Oh my god, T-Banks, that's yelling on him.
Wait, I thought he said $15.
There's a $50 one?
T-Banks is killing me!
Genuinely how stupid are you?
I thought he said $15.
I'm never getting an inch off the top ever again.
Well, there are you.
bro this is just meaty heads in the chat, though
say I'm on squad dependent
oh shit
chat, look at what I got, look at what I got bro
oh my god
yo run run
and I died at sphinx
yo junko
I
Be saliburton fucking shot in my head
Yeah, run red or black
Let's you go back. You never go back so black
Yo, look up. There's someone robbing the court. Hey, whoever just took my eyes into you at the right
I'm killing you to the games over
No, yo, I got a drip eel bro
This one doesn't have the red dot need that one. I
Grind it for these upgrades, bro. I gotta be Jewish
Dude I got a drip eel chat I got a drip eel
I'm literally a hero, bro. I'm gonna get us a hero put that in your mouth boy
what
Put the cake up black eyes in my ass
Yo guys, I don't think we should gamble we're almost at the sniper naturally we're almost at the sniper naturally now
yo look at this one chat
is that stomping? what the f-
what are these f-ing people doing?
yo is that stomping?
What the fuck is that?
Oh my god I got a mythical mythical mythical mythical mythical mythical mythical mythical
Oh I feel like I'm cutting out even now
Oh shit!
Oh my god guys I'm building a tuner!
Guys! TUNER! TUNER!
Ross I can hear him we're doing a boss fight. Check.
So we activated the boss and Ron's not even here.
So I was fishing just like you were, and he got real in-gift check!
Listen man, let's just lock in, guys.
We go this dude is actually cannot this dude is actually cannot oh my god
You guys are extra age today
I'm going to try to get him back off.
Oh, this guy can't cover the money much on him, bro.
Look, the tuna fish is dead.
I've got bullets.
Oh, my God.
I thought I got off.
I just couldn't grab one.
Oh, shoot.
I'm getting slimed, bro.
Do you see?
Don't worry the ladies.
Actually, I got out of it.
Thank you.
Yes.
Oh, I'm just missing.
I just miss an entire yo. Oh my god
He's literally so fast pick me up, please
Okay, I'm dead
Hey guys guys, we need a rest. Oh
My gosh, you're gone instead of
right, that's just as that's just a job
Yo
As long as you keep your eye on it at all times, you'll never hit
Well, like I said, just keep your eye on it. We'll never hit you
We got a lot of grinding to do, bro.
We must get down a special.
So, it's just like, right?
Can we get a res you on?
Oh, my God!
What is this?
Razz, Razz, Razz.
We're gonna actually kill him.
I got Jason. I got Jason. I got Jason.
We're gonna...
Does he know? Does he know?
Hold on.
I'm down again we'll get snipers bro yo some Asian retard just my body in the ocean
Bro can someone come and revive me?
Hey, I didn't think you'd make up, bro.
Can somebody back in actually see me come and revive me, bro?
This guy just killed my body.
Yo, Jason, I'm right in front of you.
How can you not see me, bro?
Say please, bro.
He's revived me.
I don't like your attitude.
Wait, you're not supposed to eat the big boys?
I'm not out of choking, bro.
I know you can see, bro. It's a joke.
I could okay respond
My boys will lick you down every time right dumb, and I'm sorry for shit
fucking crazy
Are you crazy? Are you crazy?
We have those are worth 600 bucks. Are you kidding me? Oh my god the halberts
Like this chap bruh
It does feel like we're shooting peas out of our guns
Yeah we only snickers bro
We could go on some snipers only shit
Barrow set up
We can't eat that
Wait Chad do I gamble this?
Yo this could be a lot of money
Oh my god this could be a lot of money do I gamble this
Yo, I don't have a big money, this is a big money one, I'm not gonna lie, this is a big money!
Six hundred dollars, what color?
Black, black city, it's black city.
Block, block, block, block.
Do I go green?
Always do black, always do black.
Do I do green?
Black city, black city.
Bro, I feel like green's gonna hit.
No, I do not do that.
Wait, but isn't green's payout crazy?
35 deaths.
Roll around greens
You did green you're an idiot bro
Yeah, cuz what if what if it hits that what it hits
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay, I understand
You just understand understand you just
Sell the big ones for money
But Ron it's not like our odds get any better the more we do it like our odds are still cooked the whole time
The last thing you want your Burger King sandwich is Burger King Flight Lattice
Like time everybody
Number 15 Burger King Flight Lattice the last thing you'd ever want your Burger King burger is Burger King Flight Lattice
Oh
Red snapper wait get a new get a new Lord get a new Lord you said it every time you get rice
So I bought some lures, but it's okay because I'm out of game, but I make this money back. Oh wait. Oh it breaks
i ate a seven dollar fish i'm gonna stab you all right this music is so nice in
this game whoa it's a rare one nice fish go gamble come on let's go gamble that
dare I say
yo everything on black
what are all on there
we gotta do it quickly once it gets on
go black yeah
black black black
3 2 1 bank
black city
yeah
everybody sell
where's our money
the cell I'm gonna buy a sniper I'm gonna buy a sniper
No, listen listen, we can do that again, bro. We can all get snipers. Where's the freaking sniper?
How did you
$6,000 in a second full J mode under fuck
Yeah, I'm gonna show people what greed looks like, y'all haven't seen greed, y'all.
What happened to our money? What just happened?
We have no money, y'all.
Oh, fuck me, you stupid fucking face.
Wait, guys, why don't we just upgrade our ammo instead of buying slippers?
He's right.
What's going on?
Fuck this ish, this isn't...
it's just like yo how much HP is this fucking fish
oh i'm not a fish you freak
yo can we can we can we uh can we get a big gamble again or no
yo guys i'm gonna ask for the ninth time what happened to our six thousand
dollars uh jason bought a sniper rifle because he's not a
No, no one bought mad shit
So we didn't upgrade our bullets and we have one sniper
Against a guy who literally moves around 90 miles an hour
I need to eat I'm like starving again
So you guys can't
Yo chat do you like clam chowder?
Why am I like why why what's the point of
What's the point of just shooting me bell
I didn't mean to
Where am I where's my stuff bro
Shoots teammate blames teammate for responding 100 runs versus one accountability
Shoots teammate blames teammate for responding. You're a sicko, bro. You're actually a fucking sicko. Oh
not remember what everyone did right now that we just spend more money what
the same garage in life everyone's got everyone gets firms to make a purchase
Sometimes in the life I'm doing better
If you if you gamble a
Wait guys
Buy stuff. What the heck?
Guys, I just figured it out.
Wait, guys, I figured it out.
I just figured it out.
Dude, what the heck is in that?
But who just spent all my fucking money, man?
Wait, guys, I just figured it out.
Bro, I'm about to get off.
Guys, I just figured it out.
All you got to do is throw dynamite at the boss.
Start the boss fight.
That's all you got to do.
Throw endless dynamite at him.
Trust, trust, trust.
Damn, I looked at this shit.
Wait, I'm talking to myself.
The road dynamite at the boss it's gonna do like five x the damage our guns would do
They see the room you just came out of do you want to come in there and let me I just got it a fish I caught
Thank you
So this fucking guy
I gotta kill him I killed him. Did I?
I swear fishing is so fucking annoying on this island
for you come up come up what come up what
I watch this once this
whoa someone that gun sounds very new that's not thank you brice call this
bitch come on I'm gonna go cut this shit black city black city black city black
city black city black black black city
so don't go well how'd you go how is he always dead I talked to me drinks max
fucking win baby
I'm going green I'm going green I'm going green
No, no, it was right there.
Ow, my dying.
Was that what happened?
Oh, he said he was watching you.
Ah, guys, guys, help.
Dixie, you down the way, Ron.
What's down my friend?
We're gonna devolve let's devolve let's do it let's do it let's devolve let's let's
fucking develop. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Consider yourself done for the rest of the game.
All right, all right.
No.
Please, please, please stop.
Oh my god, you're actually an idiot.
Well, you're actually an idiot.
Now you're an idiot.
All right.
There you go.
Keep shooting me.
I'll fucking drown you all fucking day.
I'll fucking drown you at the bottom of a lake.
You don't resolve everything, by the way.
I'm fucking driving up the bottom of a lake.
You don't resource everything, by the way.
God!
Hey, we're good.
Nah, Lace, let me in the boat. Take me to the water.
Oh my God.
Please, please, please!
Lace, you see the loot or not?
Yeah, yeah.
Please
Yo, thanks you bro. We got your SMG bro. Oh, yeah
I got it for you, bro. I got it for you, bro. They didn't I got it for you
No
I'm gonna fucking drown you keep killing me. I'm gonna take a little and run it off a fucking mountain top
Wait, why am I not catching anything
I'm killing them, simple, I don't give a fuck, I'm killing them.
This guy's worth it, I'm not gonna say it.
This guy's worth it, it's not bad for real.
Wait, why is he not, I can't believe he's a ham.
I'm not catching anything, you know what?
Yo, am I the worst gambler in the fucking world?
What the fuck happened to us here?
I don't know.
It's not even over, I don't know.
Can't even get a haircut in chill, bro.
No, not genuinely, bro.
Yeah, I'm bad. Yeah, I'm walking up a staircase my players are not moving
Jason they're telling me that you
I haven't killed a fish in 20 minutes. I haven't killed it. I haven't killed a fish in 20 minutes. I haven't killed a fish in 20 fucking minutes. What the fuck?
That sounds like a big you problem.
Bro, definitely not a fish.
Careful for the shooting birds.
I just have a feeling it's going to hit me.
How did I die? How did I die? How did I die?
Jinxie died.
died
how did i die?
i just want to be on troll mode
okay
yo dude one of you motherfuckers just kill me
i think it's the Asian with the sniper
no no never
no one had to kill you
what i can't move up i can't find this game is
aah
i can't move aaaah
oh
fuck
are you only good at r6?
be honest
bro why when i drown i just drown
i can't move up
i'm pinning up
why when i drown i drown
Yo, what was stacking it's on the table? Guess what bro? We're going blank. Here we go
Dude, wait!
All right, I haven't killed a fish in 30 minutes. Let's keep trying
Damn it
What the fuck?
You son of a bitch, bro
That was my fish bastard
You bastard
You fucking bastard
All right, here we go
You bastard
Of course, I'm one bullet
I go and expect the fish all this one's gonna be $700 ready max when come on come come come here. We go here. We go
Damage money big money big money big money big money big money big money big money big money big money big money
All right, so that you like wait
Oh my god Magnets! Magnets!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
They're not shooting at us.
Oh my god Magnets.
What? What?
Oh my god.
Wait, so how did we lose so far money again?
We're never advancing.
That was a bad shot.
That was a magnet, bro.
I'm not allowed. I think we're ready for the next boss.
I'm actually gonna rage. I'm generally gonna rage on this game. What's happening drinks? I haven't killed a fish in 45 minutes
minutes. Oh, I'm dying, guys. Oh my God! Wait! You can double your speed, you can't even realize!
Talk to me, elaborate. You can, when you win on the gamble, you can put the gamble on the gamble.
So like, I saved the $800 of fish and you can, like, you can go on a run. Oh my God, you can go on a run!
Okay, that's kinda, that's kinda... We're so back.
So it sounds like it's time to cut the match with yeah
Hey, we gotta make this game though. I got dinner a
If you get off before we beat this game, you're actually a cry baby baby rich
Yeah, we have three K three K money
I'm gonna win and then I'm gonna put it back and we're gonna go right. Okay. Look at the script
Let me try but wait, I don't have any fish. Hold up. Hold up
Wait, so should we just sell it though like I feel like we have 20k right now if we weren't gambling
Wouldn't we just have 20k though
There money does not mean I think I've designed this level as like if you have a five IQ you just keep gambling and then you never
Get off the island
This is a heater we just
Yeah, like, JX, what the fuck are you doing, bro?
You know what it was?
He didn't believe in us, so that's why we lost.
It's just like bad, it's in the bad mind, bro.
Watch it, look, I'm gonna go green, do y'all believe in me or not?
I believe in you, bro.
I think I can hit ya.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Just like bait, bro.
Just like baited, dude.
You got me, dude.
My neck.
You got my neck.
You got it.
Oh, man.
We can easily kill us.
We got to kill it.
Did somebody shoot me?
Or did I get hit?
I'm dead.
I
This tuna is absolutely broken this tuna is
Copy copy copy copy copy copy copy
I don't like this start
We can beat him, we can beat him
Nice shot I made
Oh yeah this is a good spot here
Oh that's a nice shot
That's good damage bro
Good damage, good damage yourself
Oh I'm doing damage bro
I just don't like this
Yo I just got killed by one of my friends
Oh my god! Oh my god!
I'm headshotting the boat out of these fishes!
Somebody's going for a resist!
Go for a resist!
Double res on the steps!
Heard you! Heard you! Heard you!
Go! Go! Go!
He's low! He's low!
The boat is headed to the water!
Get up! Get up! Get up!
Uh huh!
He's one! He's one!
Fucking shoot him!
Tricks him!
Oh thank god.
We gamble, we gamble, we gamble, we gamble.
No we don't.
We don't.
Yes, yes, yes.
Guys, I can't run Jinkse, guys.
I can't, look it.
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
Every spot every spot
All right, three two one
Jesus wait
Three two one black block
Why are we doing this? Stop!
Stop!
There's one black block
There's one green block
We're gonna be here forever. We keep doing this stop. Just listen everyone listen if we put it down
We win we made 10,000 now wait if we win that when we put it back on we win 20,000
Brother we could literally win the game off that
We can literally speed one bro. Don't gamble the odds of us getting 25,000 is 25%
Hey, there's not black cheesy guys
No, no, no it's black. It's gonna be black.
It's gonna be black
We can always fight the T-Rex!
We got to keep fishing.
Hey, we got to keep fishing, boys.
We got to keep fishing.
Don't go back to the drawing board, boys.
Hey, keep rippin' it in, boys.
Keep rippin' it in, bro.
Oh, we got to keep fishing, yo.
Guys, this island is literally designed
to see if you have a 5IQ
and keep gambling.
Yo, if we never gambled,
We would have like $50,000, bro. We would have been at like the end of the game
We shouldn't gamble tuna you guys are actually actually fucking idiots. No, no legitimately y'all are idiots
Where's that fishing rod? Did you just bet on him? Do you just put it on the table?
How much 800 times 35, what is that? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I cast cast cast it in
We're not down now.
I'm telling you.
Oh, man!
Man, man!
Everybody sniper.
Oh my God.
Wait, wait, wait. I'm not going to...
Yo, do not buy a scope.
Do not buy a scope. It's really bad.
Yeah, everybody sniper.
Do not buy a scope. It's really bad.
I wish I could take it off.
Upgrade your bullets. Upgrade your bullets.
I don't want to change the scope though.
No!
All right, now what do we do?
Should we try that two more?
Two more?
Oh, right over there.
No, right over there.
No, we gotta...
I need to go for the boss now.
Yeah.
I'm done.
We can try two more time.
I'm sparing my face!
Yo, J.C., how'd you die, bro?
This drowning animation is so hyper unrealistic.
Oh my god.
Okay.
It's all good.
Drowning animation is cheeks, bro.
the green
Oh
Dead dead again dead again
Wait, so then what the fuck is the green?
Why is this actually fun? I'm gonna permanent that simulation. Oh my god the silencer is actually
This game is actually peak on God. It's gonna be given here not gonna lie
Trick shot
Yo, what do we do now on this island is there another boss we can put each other in 70 positions. Yeah, we gotta find the boss
Lays what the fuck did you just say? I said we have to find the boss
So we have to like buy a good lure and then we get to find a fight the last boss
Money for a good war money for a good war
I
Like we got a fight the tuna after this so we need a thousand dollars
No, no guys, we have to bring this guy the birds head guys we have to lay the tuna out on the grass
If you lay the tuna out on the grass and then you get the birds head you can give it to him if you lay the
If you lay the tuna on the grass the bird comes to get to get it
So we wasted it tuna?
Yes
Okay, I just took the tuna where should I do it?
Whoa, someone killed this fish. What is this?
guys we just have to catch up to not and then lay it on the grass and then a
I
Know
Let's go 40
Right, so we just gotta do that for a bill over again
You can go for the drop the gun pick it up mid-air shot
Do not do not do not I can hear you I can
Yo, what the fuck are you?
Yo
Luna tick
I
Feel like conquer
He's alright.
RASME! RASME!
Put it on Machinima.
RASME! RASME!
Put it on Machinima.
RASME! Please, someone, guys, I'm dead.
Yo, RAS! RAS!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Alright, we kill this tuna, we win.
Kill this tuna, put him on the ground.
So, I instantly just got one bomb?
Why do you get a 1 with B?
Thanks bro.
Everyone hit their shots.
It's like bro, I'm dying instantly.
You're not gonna shot rock.
I'm dying?
Wait, this is actually on the strat.
You just sit in the corner.
It's only for G.I.Jane.
Get my wife's name!
Right now, fuck her.
Yo, you guys have to...
One guy kite and one guy sit in the sniper tower.
Nice damage.
Young life.
Oh no, we need that as out.
That should have been a joke shot with Thanos.
Not a glitch, not a glitch.
Not a glitch.
I just got stuck in this knife.
That was my shit.
Yo can you guys throw him out of there?
Throw him out.
Oh wow.
I'm dead.
Jason, come up the stairs.
I'm gonna come up the stairs.
I feel like I'm locked right now.
Yeah, I definitely feel like I'm signed somewhere.
I'm dead.
There's rest.
I feel like I'm locked.
What?
It's like he said we're not up
Wla oh, I fucking no stroke young accident holy shit
I mean I'm spawning for a second and then
Put the tune on the grass now birds gonna come we sit away
You guys can go in the house.
It's sitting on us.
Bro, he's shitting on y'all.
Yo, he's gotta hit your shots, y'all.
I got you, man.
I got you.
I'm dead. I need a rest. I need a rest. I need a rest. I need a rest.
Yo, y'all gotta hit your shots.
Yo, do you think you can have a fucking fade away?
Yo, I'm dead.
Yo, no way.
I just want you.
I just got fade away.
Guys, get out of the house. It's not worth it.
Keep moving around, boost.
I need to have a chopper.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
Okay, I died.
Yo, oh my god. This guy's a fucking shit.
Is this guy a fuck?
I
Why are there no clams anymore
I'm getting slimed out right now guys
Again
I'm getting like
wait guys why are we guys why are we taking each other's loo
bruh bruh bruh who was my sniper
bruh bro i don't have no idea bruh where's my sniper bruh
so i have i have jinxie sniper but i think i have my sniper
uh
so in that scenario i'm facing up spamming spacebar
what do you want me to do
jinxie do you have my fucking gun
I think we need to upgrade bullets, bro.
You need to go leech.
All right.
There's my sniper.
No, I need to have, like, fish in my inventory, bro,
because I'm just getting weaker and, you know, you...
I have extra sniper. I have extra sniper.
It might be mine.
Here, here, here.
I had a red dog.
Yo, stamina, help, help, help, help, help, help, help!
All right.
Bro, what do you...
What strategies do y'all want to do for the Albatross?
We need to have this to eat, bro.
I need to turn my air conditioning. It's fucking hot in here.
Alright.
Yo, is it just me?
Okay, I swear in the middle of that fight, all the clams like these...
We gotta stop trolling and killing each other, guys.
Yo, what is hitting me? What am I dying to do?
What the fuck is this fish?
I do creature what where it's flying fish think it's whatever you just got
Wait, but by red dot Jason said they're not by a scope Jason is the scope
That's you should buy a red dot red dot is good scope is bad, but I got a red dot
What is the method here can someone tell us in child like generally I mean we just got to get extended mags after like
On our sniper rifle
wait press F on your guys and sniper how much damage do all of you guys do
did my mother do you guys hear me?
yeah what's up?
how much do you guys sniper do press F on it
yo could I get a rat?
yup, no
NOOOO
oh my god, oh my god I almost got taken away by a bird again
yup
what?
what? again?
What is this like so let me get this straight I kill Ron reviver Ron kills me walks away
Let's a seagull take me through an island doesn't do anything
Is this guy like a sociopath? I'm not even kidding. Are you a sociopath?
I'll just shoot fish. Let's go
You sniked him yeah, I know I killed Ron
Resident he killed me letting me get dragged away by seagull
Baby rich baby rich baby rich baby rich
I got you
my light work yeah guys I have been our eight so we got a lot to speed us up
thank you brother
okay ready
thanks I got your drinks we got them
hey resin work because I'm a resin drinks I got you so always on this
loot lane the water not to the baby right
I
And I for an eye just leaves the whole world blind Ron learn the tail. It's a good quote to learn bro
Am I getting like
Yeah, and I for an eye just leaves the whole world
Where the fuck are you? Where are you?
So I'm gonna sell this pistol because it's just on the ground chilling
Well, Jason, can you wake him up? I can't wake me up, bro. Hey, Jason. Try wake him up. It's not letting me
Yeah, it's not I can't get him
Jason try waking up. I think the game's bugged Jason try to try to try try get another
is it working for you weird wait let me try to get some oh there we go oh okay so I think
it works oh we're good okay back to back the back goes for me holy holy dick ride holy
dick right get snipped by everyone go to me noticing noticing
all right boys this is probably a good spot to call it man we're just shooting
each other he's too nice
he got my ass dude he got my ass I got dinner you guys also been right yo I
I gotta go in 30 and we're not even close bro
I'm not crying I said I have to go in 30 and out like seven hours
Yeah, bro, I'm not like I'm just saying I told you I have to go at eight for like 10 hours now
Oh wait, some fellow.
Guys, I lost my SMG.
Oh wait, some fellow.
I'm really broken.
Do that for personal work.
Let's get the tuna, guys.
Get the tuna.
We took it to tuna.
Yo, what?
We're going to $50 million in it.
And the fucking shit doesn't work.
Should we leave?
I want a toy pool.
At least we have a roof over your head.
Some people don't got that shit.
Sweat's ruined dimensions.
I'm out, bro.
Yo, put a tuna on the island now.
Yo look at this big boy look at this big boy chat whoa
You're on you want a gamble no no we have to get the tuna so we can advance
Should I sell them
Yeah, I need to eat real quick.
Oh, I'm just gonna shoot.
I ain't a lie, I'm doubling it. I'm doubling it.
Black City, baby.
Oh, okay, I just gotta hit by a fucking whore.
Hate Farm Your Barber.
Girl.
Oh, my Jesus, dude.
Wait, what?!
Oh, my God! Double X win!
Wait, Jason, you won? You won?
I won twice, bro.
Bombo.
Throw them green. Now put them on green.
What just happened?
Were we alive?
I'm gonna do max damage on my shit.
Oh, it doesn't go all great actually?
Yo, so when you fight the tuna, the clams de-spawn?
Oh, I'm actually feeling different!
I'm actually feeling different!
Oh, you saw it, you got a little too different!
Oh, sorry, sorry, separate on the graph.
Oh my God, I'm hitting everything right now, bro!
I would just say use SMG I would just say use SMG, bro
I did not mean to kill you oh my god
Oh
Why do I just only get fucking out
That's we can easily kill this guy easily kill this guy easily kill this guy
I'm doing a lot of damage right now. I'm doing a lot of damage
Thanks
oh yeah oh my god smg is doing a lot of damage
chill chill
i hate it
bro good work boys now put it on the thing
okay, they're nice
yo i hate the tuna
alright wait wait
yo wait i have somebody else's smg
who's smg is this
drop yours drop yours
yo yo yo
Where's mine where the fuck is mine?
I think the strat is to SMG him bro. I need food too. I need food
Do not do that do not do that that is a horrible idea
Yeah. Terrible idea. I put it down just by about they're saying team C around. Oh team.
C around the two now. Why? What is that going to do? Look, I think we throw it right. As
he's about to come down. No, no, yeah, yeah. How do you tie tie me? Well, somebody put
him down and then we just throw it at him. Wait, Ron, do you mean to throw the TNT on
the bird of the tuna? The tuna's already dead.
No, no, no, no, they said you could shoot it. Ready, come here. Don't shoot it. Drop all
them.
How do you drop it?
Throw it down and then when the bird swoops in, you shoot it.
I have a bad feeling about this, boys.
I'm just standing in the tower. I'm just going to put the tuna down.
So what? Are we going to blow up the tuna or the bird?
So put the tuna down.
No, no, no, no. I'm going to put the tuna down, but I need to cook the
official click wait they're saying more should we put more wait can't can you do
that can you shoot the team team they're saying yeah here I'll test on
any I'm gonna just buy one of them right here
alright alright so yeah definitely works
alright more TNT more TNT I put all the TNT down with them by some whenever
you're on your guys in queue the tuna will be coming in hot alright so we're
We already got patched.
Well, we're going to try it.
So wait, wait, wait, when do we shoot the tuna?
When do we shoot it?
Or the TNT?
I didn't put it down.
Fuck it.
It's patched.
Just put it down.
I'll shoot it at the time.
Put the tuna down on top of it.
Three.
Yeah.
But don't shoot it, Jixi.
Wait till the bird catches it.
Wait till the bird picks it up.
Wait.
Just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
And it's patched.
So we did nothing.
Oh my god.
It's cheating. It's cheating, Bruce.
Stay in the tower. Stay in the tower.
Dinked.
Bro, sit in the tower. Young law. Sit in the tower. Young law.
Dinked.
Wait as soon as I walk out it just shits on the door.
Yes, I can do that.
I'm low on damage.
My snappers are peace.
Bro the pillars are here tweaking bro.
Bro, oh my god the building's actually the method.
70.
Dig, dig.
Oh shit.
Wait a minute, I'll shut.
this game you know just wait for it to shoot them in one world would a sniper
not go through a window thank you for the shoot down here second base coming
Sweeten!
Thanks!
Oh my god, I just got f**king slashed!
Thanks!
I missed the everything, I missed the everything.
Thanks!
One side, one side.
I'll open that. One side, one side, one side.
One side, one side, one side.
Dinked! Dinked!
Dinked!
Oh yeah, big damage, big damage.
Dinked!
Big damage, big damage.
I feel like one of y'all dinked me.
Yeah, I dinked, I dinked.
Right, I'm just clear, you're snapper.
Come right up.
Dinked! Dinked!
Someone behind you too.
behind you too I got shitted on
I don't get in I don't get in what okay, where's his item I'm gonna bring it to us and the water it's in the water
This is probably fish
This is a beach. Yeah, that's a good idea. They're saying to sell it
But we cook it and then sell it. What is it? I say we put it on black. Yo, good work little Desmond Doss Clutch for the boys
So many items there's so many items
Little Desmond Doss
My God. What? What? What?
Why are you laughing? There's not so much when you cook it. What? What is it with so much?
When you cook it's a 1.5? There's a lot of meat. That's not it. That's not it. It's over there.
Bro, that Albatross thing had like name assist.
Okay, I'm gonna see how much one good cook.
Okay, I did not hit it two times. I didn't set it up.
I got it! I got the head! I'm drowning! I'm drowning!
Right in front of you, right in front of you.
Come on, come on, come on.
Thank you, thank you, thank you so much.
You're the best.
Okay, I'm dead again.
You just got it, bro.
Stop, wait.
I'm just literally like a boxer.
Ooh, I'm just gonna respond.
We could gamble.
Who shot me?
No, no, no, no, no.
I just want to talk to him.
I just want to do that.
This guy right here, so basically he has like this
extra-
What the fuck?
Do we go again?
It's at $9,000.
Did you actually just gamble that?
Are you a fucking idiot?
Wait, wait, what do you want to do here?
Do we just-
No, do not gamble that.
No.
What? Wait.
Did you just-
Why did you-
Hold.
We gotta fight it again.
No, dumbass, I have the item, so that was just a meat.
Oh, but.
World, but the meat, that was a lot of money.
All right, wait, wait.
Who do I sell this to?
I need you to give it to the guy
and we go to the next map.
Sweep!
Where's the guy?
This guy the girl maybe in the shop
Wait around what are you looking for who you looking for?
Come here come here come here
He's kind of hard to see
We need the bigger motors
We need that we need it. Oh, we know we already got it
Yo, there's a professional boss Lord is that just automatically give you a boss every time
Wait, did anybody else see that?
Wait, Jinxie, can you grab the thing that's on the stairs right by the boat from your foot?
Where? Where?
I can't grab it, it's on the stairs right by the boat.
It's not letting me grab it.
This thing?
Yeah.
Could you grab it, Jinx?
Oh, I got it.
I didn't realize you died.
Boys, it's about that time, bro.
I gotta get it off.
You got 15 minutes, dude!
We've been on this island for six hours!
We've been on this island for six hours, we have a lot more than a band.
Who is shooting me? Who the fuck is shooting me?
Stop, stop!
I've never seen you before.
Wait, they're saying the next island...
I said I have to leave my name since then!
No, the next island is the last one, though.
Junko.
Okay, okay, Junko.
Since it's not eight yet, at least stay until it's eight.
Wait, they literally just said the next one is the last one.
Yeah, it is come on bro dude everyone knows that we have dinner at 8 you don't go until like a midnight or something
Bro, it's called fashionably late
Wait wait wait yo yo yo wait can you guys hear me?
In here can you allow me clear?
Bro, but I'm death in oh, oh, that's why that's why that's why we are talking in game chat
No dude, we just took too long on this island right we would have been able to beat the game
Oh and we did the mission
Yeah
At least come to the next island with the guys real quick. Yo hold up bro. How do I new in game Jesus man?
You can't meet your shit you can hear us forever
I'm making a song yo you guys here man. Can you guys hear me?
Let's go next to his land. Come on. You guys here you look next to you. Yo, $300
dollar don't know on YouTube from venture land $300 dollar don't know on YouTube from
Landroman
Yo guys, I'm back. Let's go to the next item.
We got berms from group leader.
Wait, where are my items? I got shot 30 times.
Over here, come over here.
I'm stuck.
Your shotgun is here. That's the only...
And then there's something up here.
Where's my other stuff?
G up here and then what else do you have?
Fucking sniper man
I don't have your sniper wait move your move your mouse around in your inventory. Maybe it's invisible dead ass
I don't think I don't think there's a sniper anywhere. I don't see any orange
Out there is a pistol that orange out there is a pistol. Yo, so who took my fuck like bro
Who took my sniper then because it didn't just de-spawn
Someone might have your sniper
Oh, yeah, it's a pistol. Yeah, I got it. I'm gonna John though. I got my sniper, but I'm gonna John. Oh my god
You somebody
I
Bro by the way, I'm getting dragged by a seagull again. It's like I'm just on some evil game today
Yo, can somebody read me
Can somebody wrap me? Can somebody wrap me? Can somebody wrap me? Can somebody wrap me? Can somebody wrap me? Can somebody wrap me? Can somebody wrap me? Can somebody wrap me? Can somebody wrap me?
Alright, I'm gonna respawn.
Where does body go? Why did he respawn?
Why did he respawn?
Because you know little shit stains!
TIGER SPAIN!
JC, get it? And are you wasting time on purpose so you don't have to play with us?
Get in the boat!
Am I like 24-7 getting raided today pick me up
Pick me up bring back fucking items now
I'm downing under the boat. I'm downing under the boat. I'm downing under the boat
We're good, bro
We're gonna get the loot everything's gonna be reset. We're back bro. So time to go lower that cord is all
Where are my where are my items? Where are my items?
We're good
Just got a drive over the orange dots y'all you just passed one of my items
Yeah, just right here got a grab that go back to that one shot right there
Ones dot
again shot that's it on me
I was at your feet jump
I was at your feet
last island in my
let's fucking do this
how are you boys feeling
yeah I feel good
look
oh no
this should look like an island for evil fish
Oh my god it's time for us.
We need a big whale all it's time for us.
Wait.
Shit.
Jason?
What?
Excuse me?
Scientific law.
I'mma use that.
Oh my god you can pay an assault rifle for 20 grand.
Oh shit.
We need that.
Oh.
Forgot about that.
Run, where's the scientific law?
What does right there mean?
More gambas, more gambas, more gambas.
Oh, this.
Oh, Ron, you bought this?
No, we need to work now, bro.
And we need that AR ASAP, man.
What in the fuck is this?
What should I buy?
What in the fuck is this?
Super Dwarf Fish.
What is this?
I
Why you
Oh
On this island you can die to lava
Oh
You just hang it over there
How do I already get what
This is weak bosses bro we clear this to know
Watch out for the lava watch out for the lava you will get hit in the hot
Now the way the time is if we put it on black we can get an AK
They just told me that I made a $4000 fish.
No you didn't.
Did they take it?
Yeah, they took it.
Yo, I need to walk to right over the bottom.
I?
Howie, howie, howie, I'm getting hurt.
I'm getting hurt.
Wait, is this sniper coming out of the screen?
So, I think I'm fucking fixed out by somebody.
I don't even.
Dude!
What the f**king car?
Oh, wait, wait.
Take them, take them, take them.
Take them again.
Please.
Oh, I starved to that? Did I starved?
Oh my god.
Take.
Yo he's so low somebody run for me!
Shoot shoot shoot!
I got you, I got you!
Alright!
Thanks!
Whoa my sniper's hurt!
I'm over here, run for your life!
Thank you guys!
Oh my god you can take him by him!
Yo I feel like I'm the only one that's been left dead by a seagull.
you guys like speak English or no I feel like a lot of your questions could be
answered if you just listen really jinxie
what the hell do you mean is real again? Wow bro
no I'm saying you guys you guys don't listen to anything I'm saying bro I got
dragged away by a seagull
This is put on black.
Put on black.
Nice.
Wait, low-key, low-key, low-key, low-key.
Do it again.
But do red, do red, do red, do red, do red, do red.
Oh no.
Well, you can see it was red.
Jason, why did you?
I said red.
Oh no.
We just lost all of our money.
So on the final island and we have $11
Bro, what's the fuck bro?
Ron, if you use that cool reel, we'll definitely get the whale in here, but we'll definitely die to it.
I'm dead again, can you help me?
I'm dead, I have dinners.
Ron, come on, someone help me.
Guys, guys, I have to go.
Someone help me, I'm dead over here.
Coming right up.
Okay, these fish are Thanos these fish
All of y'all just died you wouldn't get it
I'm just gonna do my job and fish, but
I
Have dinner a can we write this shit up please Bob fish whoa
Yo, where's the grill where's the grill wait really really
Brown that doesn't work brown that doesn't work
what if you just drop in the lava like press Q does that work or how
oh my god that does work ladies and gentlemen
you all bruh yo i'm gonna fucking what is happening
yo what the fuck this is so fucking stupid
what do you do oh i'm about to die
he got me he got me he got me he got me he got me sir greedy that's a good fish by the way jason that's a uh a diamond fish
oh my god this is a blob blob
Loads of it blog fish for Benos
What color
This is actually for the whole motion. Yo listen to me. I got you you guys listening. Oh
Yeah, I'm off. I'm off. Yeah.
I had to get off and then you told me 815 is the latest and then you're off four minutes
before just say you hate us.
Give the psycho pass. No, bro. We're gambling for no reason and I'm getting shot for no
reason.
It was it was yes
Yo
Copy copy copy. Do you guys know the angler fish is like a very rare fish?
In real life. Yes
No, the angler fish is like a it's like a very rare fish. You see it deep under water
Yes, dude, but they're like very cool
Yeah, I'm like, huh.
Why are you eating that?
Yeah, I need a res.
I need a res.
Bro, didn't you just get a res?
Yo, wait.
Put your guns in the water.
Lades, help me shoot this.
What the hell?
Did you shoot me?
Motherfuckin' motherfuckin' motherfuckin'.
We got the fish, though.
You got the SMZ as well.
So is this like a back-up punch, dude?
This one's real hot.
Did I just get shot again?
you keep you keep like going in the lava
no I just got shot in the fucking nose
I got I know I got shot in the nose
I feel like at this point bro we gotta
I
Did ask me this come on
But now that we know the strategy we could gamble which I why is it never back to that?
Noticing
I don't want to be the guy to say it, but I feel like green is do
Okay, wait Jason what bait are you using professional?
Yo green is not do bro you guys are absolute burgers
Bro, I'm gonna be honest if we never even gambled I think we would have got off that other island like three hours ago
Just logic and reasoning it's a beautiful thing
I
Run
Well, I'd rather put that shit on green
We're going green again on God it's new I don't give fuck wait wait wait guys guys
Maybe not go green because that's like a 1% I don't have enough for a board because we just gambled everything
I got a family guys
Yo guys, I don't even have enough for a new Lord because we keep gambling right when we get a fish
How about how about black?
Wait, can you give me some can you give me some money so I can get a new lower? I
Also can't buy a lower
Yeah
I
Know you're not do you're never do
We all better for all of us in the end like I ate my shit
Seagull it's at a hundred thousand oh my god
No, fuck your rest yo, all right boys, I'm off bro
So you're supposed to give it to you
Yo, can you not play if I leave or does it end, y'all?
It ends us. You have to stay on.
Wait, wait, let me see.
I know it's probably annoying.
Okay, are y'all still with it?
Oh.
Yeah, guys, Elfrend, for saying I have to leave at 8 p.m.
9 hours ago and then leaving at 8 p.m.
Yep, Elfrend, man. I'm a piece of shit.
I'm a piece of shit. Yep, yep.
If we didn't gamble on that third island for three hours,
we would have been on the last island.
Chat, tell them to undefend.
Tell them to undefend. Are they still in?
You know, they're still in. They're still in.
They're still in. They're game's still working.
They're game's still working. They're game's still working.
They're in. They're in. They're in. They're in.
All right, chat. G. G.
Guys, it's tomorrow Saturday.
No, it's most Friday.
Do tomorrow's Friday? Okay chat
W stream man W stream um, what's my call it tomorrow? I
Don't know what I'm doing tomorrow. I don't know what I'm doing tomorrow. Um, but
Yeah, bro, I don't know what I'm doing tomorrow. Um,
Yeah, did I say what was I what did I say I was gonna do tomorrow?
Yeah, what did I say? What did I say I was going to do tomorrow? I swear I said I was going to do something.
I don't even know what I said. Oh yeah, probably league. I'm not trying to hit Golden League.
I might try to hit Golden League. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, chat W's man W stream, um, bro, I'm a Seattle boys. I'm a Seattle boys tomorrow. Oh, I might try to hit ultimate champion and clash and then hit Golden League.
I think I think chat W's.
I'll see all boys tomorrow man W stream.
But yeah, guys, I said, I had to get off at 8, like literally at 2pm today. So gauge W stream, bro. And I'll see y'all boys tomorrow, man.
Probably like same time as today like 2pm 3pm. See ya boys man