I
It makes it stronger
Hey, hi, guys, it's me. I just put live on to it. Listen, bro. I got bad news cut the intro cut the intro
Now you need to load up our six they said like don't this quick channel
You know something
What are you talking about
Yeah, stop it's back bro, just look it up.
What's you talking about?
Witness?
Yeah, R6, right here, you saw that.
That's Iron Mouse?
Oh.
Oh, how many players do you have?
Why do they only have four players?
Alamo's internet went out and now they're forced to play on 4B5.
Hold on. How is this even possible?
jealousies1cross sees the red cross, I believe.
Because they were in the game.
When did his internet go out?
Like, 15, 20 minutes ago.
It was like a tech pause for 15 minutes.
BOOOOORRA!
His internet went out.
Yeah, so now they have to play a 4v5.
How long was the tech pause for?
Like 15 minutes.
I
Thought you know already happened what the fuck you talking about this is stage two
Yeah
I'd have eyes good looks kid
Yeah, nice to chat. They're in a they're in a they're in a they're in a they're in a 4v5
Watch them win it though. Watch them win it though
Wait, it's a best of one
It's a best of one and out about the select
Come on stop. Come on stop.
Wait low key. Well played by Benja.
Shaco.
Well played by Jack.
No. 2v2.
Shaco, YP, YP, YP.
Shaco, why Pete? Why Pete? It's a default angle.
Shaco, it's a default angle.
What the fuck?
Bro.
What is even the point of watching this though?
Like, Stompin's teammate leaves the game.
Like, obviously they're going to lose.
Bro, what type of shit is that?
Adam L's picture is gone. What is this? Bro, Adam L's picture is gone.
Brechtat, I think every time I type the word stop and you guys type glaze, what did I say right there that was glaze?
It's a 4v5 and pro league like obviously they're going to lose.
Oh
Jinx you watch Russian Badgers newest R6 bit
Shut what's up, bro. What's up boys?
Edelweil out of mouths gooning no, he's not really gooning. He just DC bro
Bro also, it's the best of one. So this shit is just
He's fat watching it
internet god yeah seems like well they already tried to rehearse they already
rehearsed they can even give it up gave him to a I think you have a time limit
on the rehost before that dude this is the type of shit that only happens in
siege bro like I'm gonna be honest your teammate just leaves the game this is
rough there's no way they're gonna have to play their whole first game 4v5
forget and it gives you free information without why can't coach
Why can't I sub in?
Hold up, hold up, why can't I sub in?
But starting five, you cannot just swap out, like, I think it's once the game starts.
Wait, wait, wait, am I cr- Jack, can I just sub in here?
Why are people laughing?
Could I not just squeeze in here?
Jack, think I'm gonna pay.
Defending that I think we would need to see the coach like I think what area for the coach is up in
Right what I think it does is it prevents teams from just having a guy on standby?
And like if someone performs bad during a game oops is the internet went out and then subbing subbing the sun, you know
So if you want dude in all of the years I've watched Rainbow Six Siege Pro League
I've never seen a player just like fully DC to where they play a 45
Like maybe for a round. I've never seen this for an entire game
I mean guys, it's a be a one it's a bit if you do lose this round
I'm just gonna close out the shit is this shit is a hard one
It's a 4v5 bro in fucking pro league
Stop it
Okay stop it! Okay!
Alright I'm closing out of this. Unless I go 1v3s. Unless I go 1v3s!
All right, that's the most depressing thing I've ever seen in my fucking life
Bro seriously try and sell in chat. I think I have to be a
roster G2 player
What's gonna stop me from laying that dick down boy
Um, I don't know that's fucking depressing. It's the first game of eml and out of my leaves
I'm not watching that like it's just an auto lose. It's a fucking 45
Chat what up though? How y'all boys doing chat late at night? We're one be wanting Timmy today
We're gonna try out the new clash season. I believe there's some new cards
And I've been grinding a little bit of the ranked I have not played yet with the new cards
I haven't bought them downloaded them nothing yet chat also should I shave my beard?
Chab, would this be considered a beard or peach fuzz?
Yes, no, somebody said beard and quotations laughing emoji.
I think Timmy actually could win. Yeah, Timmy could win.
Pupes. No, guys, this is my beer. Show a little bit of respect, bro.
Jack, it's not really like, you're so petite.
Evo patchy beer. Jack, by the way, y'all voted yesterday to keep this headset. So, Jack,
from every Jinxy stream moving forward for the next 10 years, we're going to have
a kitten headset. I don't know why we ran a poll on if I should keep these and it was 94 percent yet.
94 percent. I don't know. I think there's something wrong with this chat, bro, legitimately.
I don't know what thoughts. What is this? What is this? Neon Twitter?
This is my last stream as a human being. I'll explain when it's over. First AI streamer in the
world and it is me. This dream will never end. Going to bed now. Don't make me do anything
that can jail me. Powered by GPT-6 Astra.
That's how I knew it was AI right there. That is not how Neon sounds.
He sounds like a MY player right here.
Let me get this tray, bro.
He's live writing to help.
Whoa, I almost ate that.
That was a sniff, man.
Chad, I nearly committed to Mystery Bark.
Smell only, earthy.
Earty.
Like a damn fool.
What the fuck! What the fuck!
Why is that cube climbing?
It picked your star.
Chat, did that ice just choose my star?
Nope, I am not touching it.
Alright, I'm about to call Neon, bro.
What the fuck am I looking at?
I'm about to call me up wait is she not gonna pick up though because they're seeing another dimension now. How does this work?
How does this work?
You challenged lava soup and lost chat he tried molten soup with confidence
Got it.
Okay, your reflexes win. This stool is perfectly stable.
Stable?
So wait, let me get this straight.
Neon's never going to stream again and it's just going to be this.
Goislau.
Neon's never going to stream again and it's just going to be this.
Bro.
I got to get out of here.
What the fuck is happening?
Oh, also, I wanted to talk about Lacey and Marlin's next marathon idea.
How guys get the clip? Jarvis, jerk it a little.
Yo, I'm going to be honest, Lacey, I need to have a conversation with you about this, bro.
I saw your little announcement.
Pull up the clip, bro.
No, Gucci, it's the one where they're like, we're going to hit champ in R6, that one.
Oh, you guys are saying question mark to me saying Jarvis, jerk it a little?
No, no, no.
Imagine how much they're wasting.
Wait, so does AI cost water or something?
How does that work?
Somebody said Timmy did it.
Yo bro, that's such a like tone deaf statement.
Yeah, Timmy did it.
And, okay, first off, Timmy is literally one of the greatest video game players of
all time.
Okay, here it is.
This is the clip.
It's time for the ultimate boss.
Not an extreme until we hit max rank.
Invalorant, rainbow six siege.
In Fortnight.
Radiant and Valorant is not that hard.
Top rank and siege, Jinx he got it so we can get it.
Alright, just a random jab at my nuts.
Well, Jinx can get a bra, he can get easily.
Exactly.
And fortnight we'll have that in the day. That's legit impossible. You guys said this one is possible too
Yeah, I'll say this one wasn't possible too. We're done in six days. There's a one thing. I want gamers
So like Tuesday
It's is it possible? Yeah, I guess hypothetically it's possible
How long do you want to stream for a year?
Like a hypothetically I could see a world where Marlin is an r6 champion queuing 18 hours a day
I mean, is it possible? Yeah. Is it practical? No. Maybe if you literally played it, well, okay, here's the thing. Actually, let me be clear here.
What if they queue with just three pros and just get carried? I still don't even know if three pros could play at 3D5 at Diamond B low. I don't know if that's possible.
I mean, yeah, it's Lemicki, it's Lemicki, but they didn't say they could they just said hit champ.
I don't know about Valorant. I don't know about Fortnite. Siege, you, Timmy took 700 games.
Timmy took three months. Timmy took three months.
The Fortnite, I'm assuming, would take them a couple of days, right? Isn't Lacey like cracked?
Valorant, how long would Radiant take?
Chad, is radiant harder than champion?
What's harder, radiant or champion?
I don't know about that.
Radiance harder than champion?
Oh, radiance top 500.
So it's definitely harder.
So Siege would probably take them.
Let me be clear.
If them two are only duo killing, it would take one to two years.
to two years. Radiant would probably take two to three years. So yeah, they see it's possible.
What are you doing for the next four years? Like, what are you talking about, bro? Yeah,
it's possible it would also just take four years. Literally four years. Also, I don't know why four
nights in there. It's like this would take three days. What's even the point of having four
Oh, also the top rank and see just legend. Yeah, but champ is kind of just legend is a queuing system champs the highest rank you are right though you are right.
Look, bro, this shit's not possible.
Also, they're gonna do it on PC. Let's not think about the stream snipers, the cheaters. It's just that's that's.
That's why don't they just do like trying to hit like, you know,
gold and siege or something.
But also, yeah, it's like we're comparing Timmy as a gamer, right?
Timmy to Marlon as a gamer.
You're talking like Timmy would be on like Neptune, and then Marlon
would be at the bottom of the Marianas Trench in terms of gaming skill.
And it took two months, three months, of literally queuing almost every day
with like a 1.5 KT.
If Marlon was in PC bronze lobbies, you'd have a 0.5.
Like what are we doing here?
This is not possible.
Fry's this.
This shit is not.
I guess, yes, it's possible if you want to stream for two years
consecutively.
Ooh, somebody said, somebody said tell them to add Rocket League.
Oh, yeah, just, just sneak that one in there.
Oh yeah, just throw in Rocket League too.
Just throw in Rocket League too, bro.
Another four years of your life dedicated
to reaching fucking SSL.
Yeah, just, just sneak in fucking Rocket League.
Anything else yet?
What about globally in CS?
You may as well just throw it all in there.
Oh, why don't we just throw in Challenger on League of Legends?
Throw in Challenger on League of Legends while you're at it, Macy.
You know what, bro? Stream for N-
Throw in Grandmaster on chess!
Just become God, I guess.
I don't even know how this would be possible.
But that- I saw this, this morning.
I just- I almost- I almost shit myself when I- when I saw this.
It's like, does he know?
Tuseki, the governor won.
Bro, Fortnite is a game where like, I feel like Fortnite should have a good rank system,
but it doesn't.
Yo, I can't take myself serious.
Every time I look at OBS and I see these cat ears, it's like, I feel like everything
I say is just not being taken seriously.
Jack, do you guys take anything I'm saying seriously right now?
Bro, look, bro, I'm gonna be honest, like, I lost my tune of thought.
Oh yeah, Fortnite is a game with a ridiculously high skill gap, but it has one of the
worst ranked systems ever.
somebody explain that. Bro, you know how I knew Fortnite's rank system was chopped? Not
a diss. This is not a diss. Shout out Bush Camp dad. That guy's an absolute legend. But
I saw Bush Camp dad reach Unreal in Fortnite literally sitting in a bush. That's when I
knew Fortnite's rank system was chopped. Again, shout out Bush Camp dad, true pioneer
of the game. Not a diss, but he's not an unreal level player. I feel like Fortnite
to totally rework the rank system.
They should do a whole new ranks.
That'd be such good content too.
They should do whole new ranks
and make it like actually fucking hard.
Chad, what's arena?
What's Fortnite arena?
I remember kind of hearing about that ages ago.
What was the difference?
Was it harder?
Shut the fuck up, your ass at every game.
It was an old system that was peak.
So why did they do the new system?
Just was it that like, did they do the R6 mindset of like, everybody should be a high rank.
As long as you play two hours a day, you'll hit the highest rank in the game.
And then we're going to hand out chocolate chip cookies every season too.
That's ranked 2.0 bro, in Siege.
basically what they did you for that arena yeah for that's a game where they
could have a peak rank system like for like it have a chat like not a
challenger level thing but like they could have a top 1,000 well to be
hard to find a game they could have like a top 5,000 things for that so
much players for that so much players for that arena is an official
fast-paced ranks about that. No, like, OG explained. Wait, Jack, you know, this would be a good
option, this would be a good scenario to call Bernard, literally. This would be a good
scenario to call Bernard. Hey, Bernard, what up, man?
Hey, what's up, Nick? Always good to hear from you. What's on your mind today?
Yo, what happened to Fortnite's rank system? Why is it LaMickey now, Bernard? Can you explain in depth with the cherry on top?
Alright, let's break it down. When people say LaMickey about Fortnite ranks, it's just a playful jab, like calling it mickey mouse level, suggesting it's too easy or not as serious.
They might be saying it feels less competitive or too forgiving, especially if the matchmaking or progression has changed.
But how you know how gamers love their nicknames, whether deserved or not.
But, Bernardo, first off, what is the term La Mickey? What does that stem from?
I thought it stemmed from LeBron James fourth ring in the bubble year when there was no fans, no crowd in 2020.
Is that what it stems from or no?
You're right on the money.
The whole the Mickey Knit Mame started with LeBron James.
People used it to downplay his 2020 NBA championship
because it was one in the bubble environment.
No fans, unique conditions.
It's since become a meme.
Use whenever people think a win or a ranking feels easy or less legit.
Now Bernard, here's a little bit of ball knowledge.
I feel like Fortnite's ranked system is not really that good
because Bush Camp Dad reached unreal.
Again, not a diss to Bush Camp Dad, great human being, but I don't know if he should have been the highest rank in the game because all he did was sit into a bush.
I get you. When a ranking system lets non-aggressive strategies like bush camping reach the top, it can feel like it's missing that competitive edge.
It doesn't mean Bush Camp Dad isn't skilled in his own way, but it shows that maybe the system doesn't prioritize raw mechanics or aggressive play as much.
So why don't I do a stream where I don't end my stream
until I reach Unreal in Fortnite and we just see how long it takes?
Why don't I do a stream?
Honestly, that sounds like a perfect challenge stream.
It's got that mix of suspense, endurance, and some laughs
if the camping gets wild.
Plus, your chat would be all over it.
If you're up for the grind, I say go for it.
OK, so chat, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, it's not a sub-a-thon.
No stream sniping. Infinite stream. Wait you guys are saying a stream where when does the new
49 season come out? The current 49 season which is chapter 7 season 3 is expected to end on Wednesday,
August 19 2026 at 11 p.m. UTC just know that well Bernard August was last month so
next oh you're right my bad I got caught you fucking draw like that that means that you're supposed
to be a supercomputer bro god okay I totally own that slip even supercomputers need a moment
But hey, now that we know you can jump into the current season and if you aim for unreal, you've got a clean slate to do it.
So, uh, cool. Didn't answer the question. Bernard, what date is the new season of 4.9 coming out?
The next season of Fortnite, which is chapter seven, season four, began on Thursday, August 20, 2026.
The update went live after server downtime started at 2am Eastern time.
All right, this guy's no help. I'm going to hang up now. Jack. What date is the new season of fortnight?
Jack, what date? August 20th. That was last month. October 31st. Oh, God, that's a ways away.
So, check you guys think I should do a stream where I don't end until I reach the highest rank and born right. What is the highest rank? Is it, is it unreal?
I feel like it's so easy chat. I feel like it's so easy. It's got to be so easy.
Okay, what date.
Chet, should I do it on the new season? October 31st? I don't have anything planned.
Oh, Unreal Legends. Oh, it's Unreal Legends.
Who loves Chos?
Oh, that's top 500. Okay, that would not happen. That would not happen. Hey, have eyes, what up, man?
How do you see, you need to do a stream where you don't end until you hit lead challenger, bro.
I mean, you gotta one up these guys.
Well, hi guys, that stream would end with me blowing my head off, bro. And I would never
reach challenger. That's content. As long as you do it off stream so you don't get banned.
Highlights, so I'd be unbanned but dad. Next question. Yo, highlights, I can't, buddy, buddy,
I can't just do a stream where I reach challenger. Do you realize how long that'll take?
That would be a nine year stream. In like two months.
does he know yeah man top 300 in north america sure brah
bro i mean isn't n a like easy though jincey you gave up on league i streamed league of
legends yesterday mom span that guy for lack of intelligence
i just have to load up a game i don't know maybe just a league game to start off the
day yeah so hi guys you know what let me start off the day with a game of league and then
Why don't you come over to my house and kick me in the nutsack while you're at it, bro?
It's most rage-inducing. No god that game pissed me off
It's just a bunch of fucking backseat gamers spamming question marks the whole time
It's the worst chat ever when when you play league
All right, so chat we are going to I'm not doing unreal legend chat. No way we are going to do a stream.
I don't have a date, bro potentially on October 31st, when the new 4 nights comes out.
Where I'm going to deep dive into Fortnite and see how hard the rank system actually is.
I don't end the stream until I reach unreal in fortnight.
Now, I can be as lamicky as I want.
I can camp in a bush, shout out bush camp dad.
I can camp in a tower, shout out TSM myth.
I can do whatever I need to do to get the highest rank of the game.
Chat, how many days will that take?
How many days?
Oh, great.
The chat's just typing Gege over and over again.
Great, the chat is typing, jeez.
With your skill level a month?
Wait, really?
Chat, I thought it's just, I thought Fortnite is just like, easy to rank up.
You just need to place, right?
I'm going to do the out and ring DLC.
I don't have a date yet though.
I don't have a date yet.
I'm going to let you know.
I didn't forget.
Yeah, I think you guys are tweaking out, bro.
I'm going to be honest.
Look, man, I'm going to do a stream where I start in, I think I'm bronze or something
And I don't end until I reach Unreal in Fortnite.
Look, bro, I don't need to do that.
I can play smart tactics, guys.
I have game sense.
Ozzy would know.
Jack, can somebody ask Ozzy and then get me
a clever of what he says?
Bro, if it takes a week, I would do it.
If it takes like two weeks, I don't know if I would do that.
Jenna Blake that's such a good idea for me though because I've never really played Fortnite ranked really
Guys kills don't matter to reach unreal right the main thing that matters is placements, right?
I would have to play really smart and have a long delay
Oh, but the stream snipers is the only thing I'm scared of bro. That would be so bad
The stream snipers would be so aids
Bush Camp dad didn't have 50,000 people stream slapping him you're gonna get killed within seconds
Jinxy junko with the five gift in it subs get
Somebody just typed we won't snipe
Hey, bro
Fetch you don't understand
This chat is no no no this chat is fucking evil
Zophics thinking about a
We won't snipe. Yeah, look, they're already typing. We.
15 minutes today.
Now, I'd be a peak-ass stream.
Guys, it would be a peak-ass stream.
I think that should be our next solo marathon,
probably after we do Minecraft with Ron and Liz.
Chat, not ending stream until I reach Unreal in Fortnite.
Bro, I kind of want to do it before my Fortnite turn of events.
I'm just not going to have time, no way.
That'd be such good practice.
Actually, no, I'm not even playing. It doesn't matter.
matter doesn't matter I'll do it after probably
all right chat I will do that I don't have the date bro but I will do that
okay I don't know how that's gonna go
Aussie said wait guys do you have a clip of what Aussie said
do you have a clip of it
oh my god Aussie clip here we go here we go thank you thank you
The pros usually take like a day right?
Pros usually like five to like eight hours depending on how good they are, right?
So pros like 80 hours and that's what they're out string.
It's going to take him like over a week.
How much do you start losing when you get close chess?
How much is the bust there when you get close?
Aussie said a week.
Like I'm cool with a week bro.
Two weeks is where it gets dark.
I'm on Fortnite two weeks straight
and kids are doing the fucking gritty,
like I'm gonna lose it.
And kids are gritting on my face, bro.
I'm gonna lose it.
Oh, a week is still,
that's still be my longest stream ever.
So really, God, I gotta be like three days.
Oh, he said never.
You need kills in the higher ranks, least obvious icon skin farming, boggles, I've said this 300,000 times. There's no secret. There's no lie. I'm not lying to you guys. Yo, chat.
Whoa, I don't have an icon skin. I'm not even, I'm not even in the process of making an icon skin. I don't have an icon skin.
What like this is you guys I'm allowed to play fortnight without farming an icon skin. All right
Hey, Jinxie, I want to play lead with you off stream one day Muda. Hey, bro. We will man
We'll play league on stream as well too, bro. I got you my fellow league addicts, man
You have zero. Well, now he's left now. Yo check
Listen, if I had an icon skin, or I was in the process of making an icon skin, I wouldn't, oh, you're right. Okay. I wouldn't say it anyways, but still, you get what I'm saying. I don't have an icon skin. I don't have one coming. No.
I swear. I promise. I know. Now, here's what I will say. If I randomly stop mentioning it all at once, then it probably will be happening.
happening. But as of right now, not even close. Caught. Yes, you get what I'm saying. You get what
I'm saying, bro. Bro's Lincoln air. Hyper, you're right. I have my YouTube chat on my right, right.
All right. Let's try this new class season. Let's see how it goes. Let's see how it goes,
guys. Let's see how it goes. Chat, as y'all know, last season we ended up slithering into
Ultimate Champion on the last day of the Shizhong. This season I'm already grinding ranks, but
there are new cards. I haven't used them yet, and I low key want to try them in my deck.
Now chat, there's two new cards. There is, whatchamacallit?
YouTube chat, whoa, whoa, wait, is YouTube chat moderated?
Do you like boys?
Yo, what like bro, what is, how are your balls?
Sorry about last night.
Yo, your chat, if you're actually,
if you're in the YouTube chat, okay?
If you're in the YouTube chat
and you're not a troll type of one
and you're not a troll type of one,
Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right.
If you're in the YouTube chat and you are a troll, type a two.
Okay, it's 50-50.
All right, it's 50-50.
I feel like the YouTube chat has more trolls than the Twitch chat though.
I feel like the YouTube chat has more trolls than the Twitch chat.
Whenever I turn on my headset, can you guys hear that when it goes, no, no.
Now chat, we are absolutely positive.
You guys want me to keep this headset forever.
You guys want me to keep this headset.
Alright chat, I already played a little bit of games this morning.
I was crazy, but we haven't used the new carts.
So there are two new carts.
There is the Hero Ice Wizard and the Minion Giant.
I think I'm going to put both of them in my deck and just see how we do.
I'm going to play ranked.
Wait, now, Jack, how do I, how do I, um,
how do I, uh, do I still have a code in this game?
Hey, Jack, how do I, um, which one am I calling it?
Ooh, I don't want to leak my card. I don't want to leak my card.
I don't want to leak my card I don't want to leak my card none of it on hold up I
Need my gmail pass fuck
Fuck!
Wait, yeah, I don't know my Gmail.
Do you guys know your Gmail?
I don't know my fucking Gmail, bro.
Bro, I don't know my Gmail password.
Chat, nothing's leaked, bro.
Shut up.
Nothing's leaked.
I think it worked I think it works.
Bro, come on, I wanna try the new card, bro!
Where the fuck is the new card?!
Hi, guys, why is it doing this?
It won't let me spend money.
Hey, Jinxy, Aussie said you're a bitch.
No, he didn't, bro. You're just lying your ass off.
Jinxy had me to leave. Thank you for the gift.
I'm actually excited to try to update it out and see how it goes.
This new card looks crazy.
Bro, and this is what I always say.
Oh my God, I got it.
Yes, I have eyes!
Yes!
We have the minion giant.
Whoa.
Chad, he looks like he has a big wiener now.
High five, did you get the hero ice wizard too?
High five, get the hero ice wizard.
Brrr!
Chad, when's the last time you got morning wood?
If it was this morning, type of one.
If it was last morning, type of two.
Three, okay, I think it's your one.
Chat, next question, what...
Okay, I'm seeing a lot of the ones.
What country are you watching from, Chat?
Chat, what country are you watching from?
USA, Egypt, Netherlands, USA, Serbia, Denmark,
Sweden, Brazil, Algeria, your mom's house.
Oh, we got a comedian.
We got a comedian, bro.
Don't fuck yourself.
Hi, but I said, well, let me buy the hero.
I don't know what that is.
What are you shaking your mouse around for?
Hi, but what up, kid?
Hey, hey, Jynx.
It's me.
How's it going?
Bro, I can't get the hero ice wizard.
What the fiddles say?
Yeah, can you load it up on your phone?
Can you load it up on your phone, please?
Oh, smart.
He's right.
How about I can buy it on my phone?
Yeah.
Hey, Jynx, see, no disrespect.
I hope a bear eats you well how would that even how could that be perceived in a way that's respectful is my question to you you hope a bear eats me.
Okay chat I'm getting it I'm getting it.
Wait have I sorry what you say.
appreciate it bro yo where's my chat I don't see the hero ice wizard in the
super soul shop I don't see him I don't see him in here wait let me just try the
game
I don't see him.
You know it just says, it says the same thing on here, high-vives.
It just says tap for imbo waiting.
Is there another way to buy this thing?
Tap for info?
What does it say?
Is this like transaction?
Oh, I can just buy the pass.
I can just buy the pass.
No, it just says tap for imbo.
Yeah.
What does it say after that?
No, it just says tap for info.
Yeah, what does it say after that?
It says tap for info.
Yeah, when you tap it, what does it say?
Please wait, transaction is pending.
Yeah, I don't know what that even means.
No, it's a bug. I can't even buy the password out.
Chet, look, it's gray. What the fuck is that?
It's gray.
Wait, what, G?
Reset your game?
It's because you're broke.
No, it's just not working on the thing.
Brokey.
I don't think she could find it on the website.
No, guys, it just didn't ever, it's not working.
Oh my God, it just says get past, transaction is pending.
Close the game on PC?
Yeah.
I never had to do that back in the day.
Back in the day, I never had to do that.
Insufficient funds?
Okay.
Bro, it's not working though, Chad.
Guys, can we get five gifts in from the past, William?
Yo, high-fives, we don't, dumb ass!
We don't need five gifts in from the past!
It's just not working, high-fives.
You a dumb ass?
Model two more.
Bro I cannot buy this I'm like what the fuck is this?
I don't know bro.
Bro my clan is smart maybe my clan can help.
Yeah.
There's a way out there check there.
Contact Google but chat what is Google gonna do bro?
What is Google gonna do dude?
What is this emote?
High score.
What is this?
Why do they only do sexual emotes?
What is that?
Yo, clan, how do I get the ice wizard, bro?
Please, help.
Clan, help.
Wait, there's an absolute cinema emotes?
That's actually sick.
Yo, anti, stop putting this emotes of the wizard joking
bro i frigging tried super cell store how to jog it
bro but
hold up hi vas wait can i get him with tokens
Could I?
Hama!
Where do I go?
Hama!
Where do I go?
For tokens.
It should never be grayed out when you're buying the pass.
Hero market.
Bro, but he's not even in the hero market.
Hama!
Where do I go for the inventory?
How much tokens do I have I have one I'm not even close, I'm up I think someone in your
friend list can gift you the pass Oh could somebody gift me to pass please bro I can't
buy it. Who would gift me chat? Would anybody you know gift me in here? Riley, who Riley
would gift me chat? It's not Mr. Gritty. I can't bro. It's not Mr. Gritty. I cannot.
It won't let me do it. Well, I think we know how to fix it to like a line. Dude, Riley's
asleep though. He did n season push last night. I was watching some of his games
in bed.
Oh, jeez.
Riley was asleep, bro.
Hey, Chad, who got first last season?
Who got number one global?
Who did it?
Who did it last season?
Who got number one global?
Me.
Oh, it was Moe?
Well, Chad's saying me and Moe.
Okay.
Good job, Chad.
You guys got number one global?
Chad, maybe Entrained would gift me.
Wait, maybe Highscore.
Highscore, could you gift me the past, baby?
baby and then I'll have high score I'll I'll get you back hi guys I'll buy our
high score I'll buy your next pass I just can't get it right now high score
please bro
You know what, I'm just gonna give it to him.
Quadru-lionaire, by the way.
Yo, yo, yo, wait, you have to add them to, wait, wait, high score.
I need to add you?
I think you have high score added.
Oh, chat, I was friendly battling Ken this morning.
This is the only email that he was doing.
Chat, look, look, look, Ken beat me and then I beat Ken, look, chat.
Right here.
Chat, look, look, look.
I was battling Ken this morning and he was just spamming the berserker shush bullshit.
You have to add them beforehand, otherwise you have to wait 24 hours.
Bro, then who do I have added?
Is it just Riley?
Well, you might have me added.
Let me see, have us.
Oh, you know who I do?
I've added boggles.
I've had him added for a couple days now.
I don't know why.
Boggles!
We're riding on, riding on!
Ha!
Hold up, let me call Riley.
Let me call Riley.
Yes!
Yeah, I just feel like Mr. Gritty, but I can't, I cannot get it.
Hello?
Hey Riley, it's me.
Yo.
Yo, bro, I have a little bit of a pickle that I'm in right now, man.
Okay, well, what happened?
So first off, I'm streaming by the way.
Um, Riley, did you just get hit by a tornado spell?
Did I get, no, I was just walking into my room, sorry.
Okay, Riley.
Yo, I think you got fireballs.
You think I got fireballs?
Okay, wait, now it's good, now it's good.
Okay, ready?
So I'm in a little bit of a problem.
I'm trying to buy the pass so I can try out the ice wizard,
But I can't I can't do it no matter how hard I try whether it's Supercell shop or in game
Is there a way you could give me the pass and then I could pay you back?
Bro it's only Supercell ID it's not even through clash
Wait, I can check on the website.
Maybe I can get it for you on the website.
Hold on a minute.
I'll look it up.
Yo, chat.
Stop typing miscellaneous.
I cannot do anything.
Oh my way.
I'll look at the Super Social.
There's no way that I can get it for you.
Chad, should I call Ken?
Okay.
Riley, if you can, it's okay.
I'll call Ken.
I think I have him on ID.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I'm definitely getting you from the ID.
Chad, do you guys think ten is asleep?
Wait, I'm checking right now.
Yep.
No worries.
Yo Riley, what, what, um...
Wait, what happened?
Riley, I think they're in like that.
Ow!
Riley, are you okay, bro?
I think maybe your phone is broken.
You think it's my phone?
Bradley, no, no, no, no, this is your phone.
I mean, I thought you like throw it a lot and stuff.
I don't know, I thought maybe it's your phone.
Chad, what is Chernobyl?
What is that?
I'm pretty sure that's like,
I think that's a place to have like a crazy radiation
like maybe Ukraine or something.
And it's like, it was inhabitable for a while,
I think, but I'm not 100% sure.
It's also a series.
I think I could do it, but I would have to log in to your Super Solid on the website, which I don't, that's kind of weird.
That's like the only way that I could do it.
Bro, what is this issue? Why can't I just, I can't even like buy the pass though.
Wait, what does it say when you try to buy the pass?
It says tap for info, but it's gray, and then it says please wait, it's going back to its kind of...
I've done that I could try again maybe I don't know this is actually this is actually a first time
Bro wait, is there a way I can get Hero Shards?
What if I claim my last rewards?
Oh yeah, you can definitely get Hero Shards.
You can like look in your account, you need 200.
Riley, maybe I'm just gonna try to claim a bunch of my chess
because I haven't claimed my rewards for months.
So I'm just gonna do that.
Do you believe in Hero Shards?
Do I get Hero Shards from Lucky Boxes?
Oh, I got 15. Wait, Riley, I might be able to get it just off of charge, bro.
How do I, how do I update on my PC week?
Um, I don't even, I don't really know.
Wait, maybe try to hit upgrade instead of buy.
Like maybe get upgrade like when you hit the pad.
Same thing.
I don't know.
I think you might have to call Ken because if he had you added on my, wait, um, I
can guide you on how to see who you guys added on Supercell.
ID because I got someone. Okay. All right, buddy. If you hit the three lines in the top right,
okay, three lines. Yep. And then Supercell ID, and then get friends. And you can see if you
have added on Supercell ID. No, like nobody. I have no one.
Wait, you have 10. It looks like I think I think that channel in there. No. Oh, I do. I have
I have Ken, I have Ken.
You have Ken and then-
So I can call Ken to gift me?
Yeah, yeah, Ken could gift you.
Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool.
All right, yeah, I think you just gotta call Ken.
Yo, Chad, it's not an Ashlyn Leith,
I played Brawl Stars a year ago.
Okay, thank you, Harali, thank you.
I got you, bro, I got you.
Yo, this Chad is, yo, yo guys, yo, yo, yo.
guys I don't guys I don't even know who this is bro I played brawl stars like
ten years ago all right chat let me call Ken
Oh wait, it's 3am in Australia.
Jeff, why does Australia have to have such weird times?
Why actually I'm just getting cock-blocked?
Like, what is this?
Time zones, bro.
Yeah, I know, but guys, why is Australia's time so weird?
why is Australia's time so fucking weird pay-to-win final boss no it's not
even it's not even pay-to-win final boss I'm just trying to get the ice
water because I want to put it in my deck
bro why does it just say transaction is pending yo I figured out what I'm
to do. Chat, I bet you if I open all... If I open all my rewards, I'll be good. Call
boggles, I'd rather die! Guys, I haven't opened any of my Battle Pass rewards for
the last three seasons. JP? Oh, neon neon calling.
Yo, what about it? Just look up. Yo, neon, what about bro?
What's up, bro? I just woke up. Now you're good, man. Yo,
neon, I just pulled up your stream on kick.
Yeah. Yeah, you're watching my stream. I was watching for I'm watching right now. You're
wait, neon, how are you on the phone with me right now? You're in a you're in a boat
or something.
I'm just trying to use shit room, I'm just trying to use shit, what do you think?
So Neon, this- Brother, I'm on my services phone, I'm on the boat, hold on, hello?
You're not even on the phone in your live stream, bro, you're not even on the phone.
There's a delay, there's a delay.
How long is the damn delay?
There's a minute, I'm off the boat,
I gotta pull up some clothes again, Ben, I gotta go, bye.
Yo, like I don't, what the fuck, bro?
Legitimately, what the fuck?
Legitimately, what the fuck am I watching, bro?
Yeah, guys, I know what to say, I, I know!
All right hero shards just please give me 200 200 hero shards lock in
We need five stars five stars five stars shout out black boy max you have a new five star
Give it to the five star. We need a five star.
I'll come in my pants right now!
Fuck!
Come on, we need a five star.
Clan, give me a minute. Let me open all my rewards.
Clan, give me a minute. Clan, give me a minute. Clan, give me a minute.
Can I give you a minute, can I give you a minute?
Guys, I got all my rewards anyways.
I got all my rewards anyways.
Yo chat, what is your favorite type of water?
Do you guys like cold, warm, or room temp?
I'm a room temp guy call me a skate call me a sociopath bro. I'm a room temp guy
Somebody just said anything but the Sonny. He's right
I can't believe that almost like I won off how many for how many four stars can you get
How many can you get lock it chat lock it okay lock it lock it lock it lock it lock it lock it lock it
somebody in my chat just typed dream girl wallahi yo bro I'm not a girl what
do you mean dream girl wallahi cuz I have cat ears
this might be the worst chest opening of all time your chat mind you this is
like I don't know three months of saving
Yeah, maybe I'm an idiot, but I missed the old chest system. Can I get a retweet? I missed the old chest system.
Chad, y'all remember way back in the day.
This is a classic Clash memory.
You would get a legendary King's Chest and then it took like two weeks for it to open
and then when you finally opened it, you had like a boner and then you would get your friends
to come over to the school cafeteria lunch table to watch you open it.
Classic.
All right, I learned something about Clash.
I'm not even kidding.
Whenever it goes one star, two star, three star, it always goes four star.
Here we go.
That's actually insane.
But never, but never five?
Yeah, I don't know.
I just think I'm not a five star guy.
I never, I never get that.
I never get them. I never get them.
See? Dude, do you see what I-
If you go one star, two star, three star, it's always a four star on the next bin.
This is like weird. Three, two, one, fade away.
Chaddys doesn't work. It doesn't work, bro.
Chaddys doesn't work.
My dad sent me a battle.
Wait, dad, I'll raise you an ante here.
Dad, instead of 1v1 battle, let's do Mega Draft.
Elson, El Trihardt, Elson.
Now, Jack, I'm playing my dad.
Listen, I've talked to my dad about this.
He wants me to go try hard.
So I'm going try hard.
Like, guys, my dad wants me to go try hard.
So listen, don't start typing L-son, L-bullied.
Alright guys, my dad wants me to go try hard.
So listen, don't start typing Elson Elburi.
Okay dad, I'm just gonna go mini pack up
because that counters the giant and the hog.
Should I use a bridge spam deck?
I'm gonna use bridge spam.
Giant hog witch.
Somebody use Britsman.
Okay, my deck looks absolutely unbearable to play against, but I want to try these new
cards.
God, why is it so hard to get the new cards?
I want to try these new cards, bro.
Encounters my giant hog are you referring to your packer?
But are you referring to your Johnson?
All right, yeah, my deck is literally insane my deck is literally insane. I'm not gonna lie my deck is insane
Dad good luck
No spells. It's good though. I have E-Spirit, Heal-Spirit, Vimes.
Also, he doesn't really have Swarm units. I don't really need spells.
Yo, Dad, good luck. I'm going try hard mode, Dad. Good luck. Good luck, Dad.
Watch this.
Check, watch this. Look at that. See how quick I got her on that tower?
I'm gonna go east beard then activate king
Gidge
Dad Gidge
Not a bad start El son El bully so chat. Let me get this tray. Let it up because
This shit's annoying.
Okay, my dad sends me a battle.
You guys go, Jinxie, your dad sent you a battle.
Jinxie, your dad sent you a battle.
And then I say, all right, man, I'm gonna try.
And then you guys say, Al's son.
Ditch.
Love you, dad.
Okay, chat now back to trying to get the ice wizard back to trying to get this frigging
ice wizard El Son El bully.
Okay.
This is this is so annoying.
This is so annoying.
Oh my God.
Yo, can I like get the ice with that?
MashaAllah this is a five-star.
What?
I don't want to do.
More hero shards.
So I might be able to get this off of just Hero Shards bro.
Wait chat, what is the difference?
I don't know.
What is the difference between Bismillah and Mashallah?
Oh wow, okay that's...
Chalashinah.
Okay, Mashallah is what God has willed.
Oh wow, okay chat, okay.
I should not say that.
Chad, I should not say that.
Bro, it's just that, it's just,
yo dad, what do you mean real, dad,
what do you mean real battle?
Dad, dad, dad, it's,
dad, I'm a friggin' tryhard, yo.
Dad, your son is a gamer.
dad if you play me I'm a try hard dad I'm a try hard dude your son is a gamer
chat if you play me in a class battle you can't do Anthony that's a new one
chat that's a new one that's a new one you can't do Anthony if you play me in
class battle you can't you can't so what I ever get an ice wizard or am I just
in a circle jerk right now.
I think it's the kitten headset guys.
I feel like that's brought my pack lock down.
Guys, I think it's the kitten headset.
I really do.
AHHHHHHH!
MEOW!
FUCK!
I just can't do it.
Okay, chat.
We are officially out of chests from...
Yeah.
So, what do I do now?
What do I do now?
Jinxy, you can't get heroes or hero charts from chests.
y'all not gonna wake up can it's like four in the morning for him bro what do
you mean to update the game is it not fucking updated
is it not updated bro is it not updated why is it not letting me get the ice
please
Maybe try to update it on your phone
Bro it is I have the home screen I have the loading screen I have it
Go to website we already did that we already did that I cannot get this fucking card
Bro we already did that
Does it let you buy anything else let me see
Let me see if it lets me buy this for $4.
No, it doesn't let me make any payments.
Wait, that's interesting.
It doesn't let me make any payments on nothing.
It doesn't let me do anything.
So what does that mean?
Am I blocked?
Am I banned from buying stuff?
Guys, I can't do Anthony I can't do Anthony
Uninstall, reinstall?
Guys, I can't do Anthony right now.
Ken is not awake!
No he's not!
Guys, Ken is not awake!
Trust me!
Update your payment settings on your phone.
Turn phone off, turn phone on.
Bro, Ken is not awake. No, he's not. Ken is not awake.
Dream girl, Wallahi, you're a psychopath, bro.
Shall I uninstall and reinstall, but now I still have the same home screen.
I uninstall and reinstall.
Wait I'm in now, here we go.
Still nothing.
Uninstall, reinstall, did nothing.
This is so fucking annoying.
Wait so chat, does that mean that I can't- Wait chat, so I can't buy money on Clash?
I can't spend money on Clash?
Supercell store. YOLO we already did five times. YOLO we already did five times bro what do you
want me to do? Try it again? We already did bro. We did. We already tried it.
By the past from there, bro, I can't it doesn't let me do it. It doesn't let me do it in the store either nothing
Guys I can't do Anthony
Yeah, that's a new one. I can't do Anthony right now. I can't I
Can't do Anthony in here
I'm gonna do all this and then I'm gonna put the ice wizard and the
Minion giant in my deck and then I want to lose every game
How much you want to bet how much you want to bet I'm gonna do this for an hour and then lose every game
By new phone it's not my phone though, bro. It's clash dude. It's not my phone
All right, I'm gonna try again on my phone why not right I may as well
I'm trying again on my phone
Here we go here we go here we go
Free gift sure I'll claim the free gift sure. Yep. Give me the free gift. Okay?
Boom a boom. Okay claim the free gift boom boom boom. All right. All right. All right
boom and now I'm gonna try to buy ice wizard
okay free gift yeah free gift all right
pass Royale 1199 oh my god oh my god yeah guys it's working pass Royale
where's the at? where's the at? where's he at?
Where's he at?
Where's my ice wizard?
I
Just stop chat you don't know a fun fact
First legendary I ever got when I was a little kid it was ice wizard. That was the first legendary
All right, oh my god, yes
Okay chat we are about to play the new cards all right
So here's what I'm gonna do right now. Alright, bro. We are going to play ranked with the wait, where's that? Where's the where's the minion giant?
Whoa, he's kind of chunky, Chad, he's kind of chunky, no?
Chad, I feel like he's kind of chunky.
Alright wait let me see how he works, how does he work?
Wait, wait, wait.
So wait, wait, wait.
He goes...
He only targets the towers.
Alright, Jeff, let's try him.
I'm gonna try him in ranked.
Alright, here we go!
We are going to be using the new cards.
Let's check out the hero Icewiz.
Okay, that's what I want to know.
If you're from Finland, and you're in my stream,
what is he saying when he goes,
Aga stop, what is he saying?
Oh, it's Aga stop.
freeze okay all right yeah I'm gonna try this I'm gonna try both of the new
cards simultaneously in rank hero ice wizard and minion giant my god there he
is what a mauger bro what a mauger all right man new update we're playing
ranked day one of the season. Is that Bobby? So that's Bobby's emo. That might be Bobby.
That might be Bobby. Baka stop! Okay, so I don't even know what his ability is. It's
two Elixir though. Dude, his ability is two Elixir. Wow. Okay. Skeleton Dragon's Fireball.
I bet you this guy's using Lava Hound, right?
Mods of Predictions.
Chad, I bet you he's using Lava Hound.
Skeleton Dragon's Fireball Mega Minion.
Yeah, it's probably a Lava Hound back.
Well, I can't defend.
So, let's attack.
like why what it's not over I have my I have my evil you I don't know what this
guy does bro he's so chunky jealous put him down why not so he only goes for the
tower wait he's she's so fast oh my god
Chinese actually so fast
we just going right for the tower look at him he's going right for the tower
not bad wait a minute not bad here lights wizard
She watched his defense.
I need another air unit.
No!
Bo-Bo-Please!
Giant in the pocket.
No!
Woah!
Giant, what should I use him in?
I have no idea what he's doing.
I don't know.
What should I use him in I have too many wind conditions guys my deck had three wind conditions
Chad what should I use him in that deck was chopped bro what would try what should I use
him in I got stuck Chad that's my main deck what do you guys think I should try him in
I want to find a good deck with him.
Try Ken.
Yeah, what's Ken's deck? What's Ken? What's Ken?
Bagasta!
Yeah, I don't speak. Ah, finish. I don't know.
So what's Ken's deck?
2.6 hog substitute?
Wait, you want me to try him in like a hog 2.6 deck?
Bro, but I lowkey want to use him in, um, it's Ken's latest video.
Best card in the game.
Right here.
Berserker clone?
All right, I'll try it, I guess.
What is this, bro?
And the chat is just typing mugged as soon as they see Ken on the screen.
What was in it?
Pagasta!
Berserker clone.
Wait chat, hold up.
Why don't I just do this?
Okay.
This seems good, bro.
It's kind of like my win condition. I need a spell though. I need a spell I
Need a spell Chinese spell
China spell hold up fireball log
I'm gonna make hog 2.6, but I'm just gonna throw it in there and then it's out of the muscle
I'm gonna have the ice was because I want to try the ice was
All right guys, we are literally using
using giant minion 2.5 with the hero ice whi-
What's the difference?
Alright, playing against Paul. Chat lock in.
Hero ice wizard. And we have the new card.
Whoa, just chill, relax.
No, I missed. Oh my god. That's horrible. That's terrible. I missed the LP with the fireball
But you know what though? I have ice spirit skeletons so I can literally defend anything in the world
Because bro, it doesn't matter if you have a boulder in your head. All you gotta do is put down ice spirit skeletons
That's it bro, okay now chat let me lock in here. I'm thinking what I do is I just go I just go
Let's just put him down. Come on Mr. Minion Giant. Chad, look at how good this ice monster
is. Chad, look, look, look, look, look, look what he does. Look what he does. Wait a minute.
I
Know look at the damage
Sweet mother of napton that did two thousand damage sweet mother of nap town
Why is he kind of thick though?
No, I'm not even kidding.
Why is he kind of thick?
He is.
Doing it for the fam.
I hate this little twerp.
Bagastar!
Shout out to Finland.
Bagastar!
Do you see how good of a freeze that was?
Chaddy, do you see how good of a freeze that was?
Look at the Jai Minion.
Chad, does Bro just not play defense?
Bro8, I'm just cycling them at the back.
fireball value. Oh dude, nothing gets me more erect than a nice little fireball value.
Okay so bro actually just does not play defense no matter what.
Yo I feel okay the ice wizard is actually busted. The ice wizard is legitimately busted. I'm not
I'm not even kidding. Oh my god!
Bro, you basically just get valued every time you put him down.
Look at the ice blizzard.
THAT IS BROKEN MAN!
Yo, mobbed, mobbed, mobbed, mobbed.
Chat all the-
Did I just hear your cheeks clapping?
Okay, that was my fault.
Okay, interesting.
I'm going to open this one with the tip of my rod.
Yeah, it only works when you're erect.
Guys, if you're going to open a lucky chest, you have to be fully erect or it's not
going to work.
You can't be flaccid, bro.
If you're flaccid it won't work, simple.
Okay, so let me think, okay, okay, let me, let me think for a second here, let me think.
So basically, he's sort of like, he's kind of tanky.
Yo, you know what he reminds me of?
He's like a flying machine, but with more health and less range, but he only targets the towers, so we actually
retract that entire sentence. He's nothing like a flying machine
Yeah, he's kind of like a lava hound
Or you know what he is no he is kind of like a giant in minion form
Jack, he's like a minion, but he's a giant.
No, he has several more of this deck.
Jack, I'm going to keep switching decks every game, too.
I'm going to try Icebowl.
I feel like Icebowl would be really fun with him.
No, Jack, he's kind of like a giant, but in minion form.
Bro, he looks like he eats like five burgers a day, though.
Bro, look at this guy, bro.
bro he kind of has sort of a lowest build not really not really but sort of a
lowest build I think
but I stop
jet which guys after every battle give me a new deck to try I'm gonna keep
trying these cards until I match with him. I think the hero ice wizard is
legitimately broken now.
Let's go look at this look at this look at how broken it says.
do you see how long okay your chat chat chat chat chat chat chat do you guys see how long
he was frozen for oh my god I got finesse yo he actually just outplayed me do you see
How long guys do you see how long that lasted for? Wait watch this watch this
Okay, I don't want to be taken lightly when I say this this is the best card in the game
Okay
Make a broken card
Profit off of the sales of the card nerf card into ground repeat the cycle. This card is legitimately busted
Yo, I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding like
Heal spirit would be insane. I tell us you this or not you'll spirit ice bow ice bow
Can look at him go look at him go tell look at him go
This card is insane. This card is actually insane. The Hero Ice Wizard can defend anything.
It is the best defensive card in the entire game and it's not even close.
This card is broken man. Oh my god
Come on minion giant come on minion giant
But he's so chunky chatting so chunky
Oh chat, what am I gonna do? Oh, no he has so much troops
I should have ice-cold the block I should have ice-cold the block okay
chat what should we try now okay yeah this looks like it'll be insane wait
this one's like a graveyard deck too
check which one should we try now I want to do one that has both of them in
in it. Which is a graveyard one. Bro, this one has both of them in it.
Jamesy, you look like a giant minion. Oh, is it because he's fat? Dude, you should start
up a comedy club bro legitimately yo I legitimately think the hero ice wizard is
like you actually cannot break through that card okay this guy just leaps three
elixirs so I just got a night for free like bro it's too easy out here for the
boy. I'm poisoning that. Dude, the thing that's trippy about this card is it kind of
looks like a card that would attack troops, but it actually doesn't. It only goes for
towers. Diddy cage! Yo this deck looks so good it has both of them in it too. Yeah my clan
always sends the most go to decks. Okay the baby dragon actually splashed the wizard that
was a really lucky. Do you know what I'm thinking about doing chat? Chat, since this thing is
like a flying giant, what's to stop me from just going, um, oh my god, look at that ice
wizard. That was such a smart ice wizard. Wait, is that going to do what I think
I think I just came in my pants.
Bro, what?
What?
Yo, I think Ice Wizard graveyard is the meta.
Bro, I kinda wanna use Ice Wizard in my ranked deck.
Bro, I feel like Ice Wizard graveyard is gonna be the meta, no?
Bro, chat, even look at this, look at this, right?
Okay, that one?
That one? Alright, so here's how it worked.
Okay, to put it simply,
as long as that ice wizard has that little ice cube
on the map, you are not breaking through.
You have to break, watch this.
You have to break through that.
Bro, this is so strong.
I'm gonna try this in ranked.
This just seems so insanely strong.
I'm gonna try this in ranked.
It's just, I mean it's broken.
This is ranked, well this is seasonal ranked.
But that just seems insane, like that seems insane.
Guys, they can't do Anthony when I have that down.
Alright chat, we're going to try this in rank.
Are you guys ready?
We're going to bring this into league three first day of the season.
Guys, they can't do Anthony.
That ice wizard freeze I got on the tower was actually insane.
Anthony, who's that?
Alright, we're going to go baby dragon at the back.
This way we can get to our ego as fast as possible.
We need to make sure to hold on tight to our ice wizard because it probably is the strongest
card in our deck.
See that one was scuffed because the Spirit Empress was able to one-shot.
See chat, that one was so scuffed though.
Are you guys ready?
I guarantee you Keco has never defended this push in his entire life.
Let's see what happens.
You know, low-key, not bad, kid.
That was a good chunk of damage.
Did he cage?
He's gonna go, dude, he's gonna freeze me.
It's fine though, as long as he doesn't freeze Diddy.
Nice.
Chat what I did there was I spread out my night and in my my ditty cage wait watch this I'm gonna give such a good freeze I
Don't even need to actually I don't even need to I don't even need to
Where I kind of want to go for it
I'm going to try to finesse him, watch the ice wizard, I'm going to try to finesse him.
Nah, that was forced, I shouldn't have did that, fuck!
I shouldn't have did that, that was so stupid.
What is he doing?
Wait, why did he attack?
Wait, what is he doing?
What is he doing?
Okay, now I'm back in the game.
Thanks?
Smartest e-barbs player?
What are you doing?
Skyward!
He should not have tried to defend that. He should have just went in.
What is that card bro? What is that?
Chep this battle is actually so close oh my god.
I think I'm just gonna spam poisons on this dude.
Chep does he have a big spell? Yes or no?
does he?
That was really bad by him
Bro watch the X-Wizard, maybe I can get a freeze, maybe
It's hard because he keeps spacing out his troops. He's actually doing a really good job
Chad it's so hard because he keeps spacing him out.
This game is so close oh my god.
So this is ranked by the way.
I like this.
That's a lot of damage.
Watch this.
Whoa!
I gotta stop!
Get smoked!
Come on!
There it is!
That's why we clash!
There it is, boy!
Sit down!
First timing attack, and I'm still dropping that nuts on your face!
First timing a deck Matt or second timing to be fair
Bro that guy was you see last season chat. Not bad kid. Okay
What deck should we try now chat what deck should we try now send me a deck?
Holy boner, we not we I was I had a boat
Oh my god. Oh my god. How did I get a boner from Clash? How did I get a boner from Clash
though? Jinx used Ken's 2.1 clone minion giant cycle? What did we say? What did we
Jack, can you guys just say the cards in it in cans?
I want to try cans.
Guys, I'm going to try it on trophy road first and see if it's good.
And then I'll try it in ranked.
Jack, what is it called?
He's trying to ignore it.
Ignore what?
Evo bats?
Okay, Jack, just say the cards, say the cards.
berserkers in it clones in it case those huge milkers with the 25 gifted yo
bro I'm gonna tell case all about you man I'm gonna let him know like bro what
is wrong with you you psycho I forgot berserkers got a hero dude I haven't
played in so long I forgot berserkers even got a hero bro
What else is in here what else is in here clone okay? What else chat what else what else?
Dude I haven't played in so long man. Yeah, I don't know man. I've been having a lot of fun on the game again
I just hope they don't ruin the game again, bro like genuinely. I really hope they don't
Because like I said bro, I always love this game
It'll always be my favorite like phone game ever my childhood a game
But I just don't like the people that make this game to be honest chat. What else is in here?
What else is in here East spirit and then what else heel spirit
Yeah, is that it Evo I spirit got it got it got it
All right, we're gonna try Ken's deck
Okay, this looks this looks interesting, bro
what is this okay let's do it tell us do it let's do it I haven't tried to
open Zerker yet yeah yeah
Oh, bro, nice royal giant.
BAKA STOP!
Yo, look at the range.
How did that reach the E-Wiz?
This card is actually broken.
How did that reach the E-Wiz?
The produce see this
All right, so chat in Ken's video did he just spam them
Bro, it's low key not even that expensive that's the crazy thing it's not even that expensive
You know what I mean
This card is insane.
I was about to clone that, thank god I didn't.
This card is insane.
I already know this guy has no elixir so I'm just gonna put another one at the bridge.
Dare I say?
Chat Chat.
Alright, the thing about clone is you have to be really careful.
Jesus, it's looking good though.
Yeah, this card does not look balanced whatsoever.
The Hero Lights wizard.
I think the minion giant's fine.
I don't think he's broken.
The Hero Lights wizard is very unbalanced.
All I would do to nerf him though
is I would make his range a little bit,
like I would make his range probably way smaller.
Like, dude, look at this.
Ooh, he saved log, that was smart by him.
This could be a clone.
This should be a clone.
Yo, you kinda can just spam it at the bridge.
You know, I feel like there's never really been like
an air wincon besides literally just balloon.
Cause like lava hound, it's not a pure wincon,
Like lava, I don't need supporting units, but this kind of just goes right to...
It's kind of like an air hog rider, but it's slower and tankier.
Yeah, watch this. Literally watch this. Watch this value.
I disposed four units at the exact same time.
Yeah, that's disgusting.
Shall you guys ready?
I have three ice wizards.
I'm gonna clone two of them.
I have so much ice wizards.
I have four ice wizards.
Okay, I have one.
Okay, I have zero ice wizards.
G.H.
Yeah, okay.
So, I've played a couple of games.
Hero Ice Wizard is absolutely broken, as always.
They're not capable of releasing balanced cards.
It's all part of the strategy to get you to spend money on the game, and then they nerf the card.
Minion Giant, I feel like it's kind of balanced.
It doesn't seem broken.
It doesn't seem broken, dude I'm gonna try, yo there's 2v2 league this season, bro we
should play this.
Should I play with somebody in my clan?
How do you queue it?
Why do you queue it for your clan?
Matchmaking failed?
Wait, why?
Chad, why is matchmaking failing?
I have to make a deck, I have to make a deck, I have to make a deck, I have to make a deck.
Ooh, somebody in my clan just made a good point, Log kills it and it's a two for two
to do an extra exchange.
What up, chat about to do 2v2s.
But bro, the thing is though,
do you really wanna be logging it?
Chat lock in.
What is this emo?
Oh nice play well played high score well played
Yeah, like do you really want to be logging this thing
Yeah, that's such a good poison value. Oh my god
Janna's got such a good poison value. Lock in!
I feel like I'm about to see so many interactions here, dude.
Ooh, well played, well played, well played, well played.
Good ability man
Nice
Good ability high score
Yeah, that's another good poison value right there. That's another good poison
That's another really good poison right there chat come on I'm gonna go night on this.
I got dude I killed a musketeer a mega minion and I got tower damage and I got a tombstone
with that check the only thing I don't like about 2v2 is I feel like 2v2 is a
lot of just spell cycling I'm gonna try to land a crazy ability here you like
at the tower do you see that check you see that I got the tower for a little
bit for a little bit oh yeah I think graveyard's the matter bro graveyard
goes so well with ice with yeah these guys are just like they stand no chance
of winning they are defense is too good bro our defense is way too locked in
Bad ability.
Wait why is this close?
Why is this closed? Why is this closed?
Go minion giant! Go! Go minion giant! Go!
Alright wait, this card is really tanky.
Yo this card is the truth! My god!
Double poison, high score, double poison.
Jeej, high score, double poison, Jeej.
Nice.
Okay.
Alright.
I'm going to change my opinion.
I'm going to change my opinion, bro.
I actually think both of the cards are strong.
Guys, I actually think both of the cards are strong.
I think, honestly, after playing with them for how many games?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Yeah, I think both the cards are strong.
Honestly.
And bro, the evo baby dragon speeds it up.
Chell, let's play another one.
The evo baby dragon speeds it up too.
That's the other part.
Did I miss?
Yeah, that's the other part, bro.
Whoa!
Oh, I'm already losing.
Cheddy, I think Rally wants to play.
Oh no.
I wasn't paying attention.
What is that?
Is that the new curse?
They just lost their tower.
There's nowhere they can defend this.
Bro, this minion giant is really tanky, my god!
Bro, oh my god!
He's so tanky!
Guys, can't sleep, guys.
Wait, do that princess mode again.
Chew, do that again, do that again.
What is that?
Is that the...
Bro there
Chat their art team is so good their art team is actually good
Those guys need raised raises and then the balancing team needs um, I don't even know a stern talking to
Bro that's actually sick
Dude oh my god, that's actually sick
Like bro I want to be able to get those but can I still get errors out of the shop?
is Jinxie vs Jimmy probably in like two hours probably in like two hours
for the ice wasn't so much aura
Yo, look at how big this push is, my go- look at this push!
Titch!
Yeah, weirdly enough, it kinda works with graveyard, bro.
Chey, it kind of works in graveyard.
Chey, I don't know if Riley's on, guys.
I don't know if Riley is on the game, bro.
I don't think he is.
How do I see my friends, Chey?
My friends less?
These these cards are insane
Now the grad is on
Maybe if I text him he'll get on maybe
Chabada go pee I'm about to go pee one second one second one second. I'm about to go pee. I'm about to go pee
Guys, we're gonna play Timmy in like two hours probably
in Siege.
now.
Chat, what up, kittens?
Chat, lets type a meow in the chat here.
Alright, let me see if Rowdy wants to play.
him I don't I'll let you know if he replies okay chat just everybody me out
guys I'm gonna try this deck why not right it has both the new cards in it
and it's ranked okay we're playing against I see plus good luck to you
bro. Minor Skeleton Army. I have never seen that in my whole life, unless it's
Lava Hound maybe. Wait, yeah, what is this deck? Minor Skeleton Army. What is this deck you think?
I did not say W Miners, what?
Come on, time out, Kota.
Alright, I'm just gonna go all in.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
It's a streamslide. It's a streamslide.
No no no no no no. Chill.
Ability! Oh my god the icemissers are so good bro!
The icemissers are so good! Good ability good ability.
Yo, that's a big counter push. Come stop it! Oh my god, he has that.
Yeah, I don't know why I just put a knight down right there.
Bro, the e-dragon is legitimately broken. That is...
Hey, Jinxie, can you stop sexualizing us?
Hassan, I've never- what, what?
We're gonna have to have the best defensive all time.
We're gonna have to have the best defensive all time
Not bad honestly, yo low-key not bad low-key not bad hold up. He's putting up his damage. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Oh
Oh my god, PEDGOLAM GO! PEDGOLAM PEDGOLAM GO!
YEEEEEES!
Oh my god, I have a headache from yelling.
Take that brain dead golden deck and shove it up your ass.
Jeff, that's an Advil, not a Percocet, that's an Advil, don't type L-drugs, L-druggy, it's
an Advil.
So, thank you, Mr. Prime.
BongWater, thank you, Mr. One.
Bro, your name is BongWater.
This guy's definitely high right now, I'm going to be honest.
This guy's Twitch username is TTV underscore bongwater429.
You're definitely high right now.
What is his name?
Yo, is this Bobby?
Chat, I feel like that's Bobby's emo.
Bobby always did that emo.
Is that Bobby?
Dude, I miss Bobby, bro.
Chat, is that Bobby?
whoa whoa whoa whoa got him I got him I got him I got him I got him I got him I
got him I got him I got him I got him I
dude I feel like I'm learning the new cards good right now chat
Chat, I feel like I'm learning them good.
Also guys, I said this yesterday, but I don't know if y'all, like some of y'all were in.
Guys Riley, um, qualified for CRL Worlds.
Riley qualified, and he got, dude, he did so good Chat, he got like top four.
So he might, bro, there's a chance he wins.
There's a chance he wins it
It's in Shanghai in like two months. I think in November. We'll probably watch that if as long as it's not too early
As long as not too early
All right, we got graveyard versus graveyard this guy's using Goblin steam. I
Feel like I should just chill. I don't think I should have graveyard there
Now we grey garf, because we have evo knife, oh no, I didn't even think about that.
The science is going to shut it down I think.
Now that is a good poison.
That's a good poison.
This game is so close yet again.
I've had too many close games today, this has been crazy.
That's a big push.
That's a big push!
Go, there you go!
GO LERRY!
Poison, poison, poison, poison, poison, poison, poison, poison, poison.
Cycle? Oh no.
YES!
Bro, I actually love these new cards.
I feel like they're so good in my deck right now.
AP, they're going to prime.
A, B, negative M.
Bro, I put it so good in my deck, bro.
Yeah, I'll let you know if Riley texts me, okay?
I texted him.
Ernie, negative five, gets it.
W, Ernie, in the chat.
It's Timmy got off.
Okay, I'm gonna warm up soon.
I'm probably gonna get to like lead four
and then I'm gonna warm up.
I'm gonna warm up soon.
Bro, I wanna get that emo.
How do I get that one?
I feel like I feel like my emo game is trash right now
Like my emo game is good, but I feel like my emo game is outdated it like it's stuck in 2025
Like that's so 2025
That actually does so much yo he has so much health
Chat, the minion giant is, he's a big boy.
He's a big boy.
He is.
He looks like he could put back some beers, man, for real.
Jinxie, you are my biological dad.
No, I'm not.
Good poison. Come on minion giant. Yo this card is yo the minion giant is good.
Yeah, I feel like I shouldn't have, I don't know how to stop this guy, he just keeps putting
him down at the bridge.
Bro, it sounds like he's nutting whenever he gets placed down.
Yeah, that was such a bad baby dragon placement by me.
Oh, I'm playing so bad right now.
Bro can this guy stop with his emotes?
Please, dude.
I'm playing so bad right now.
Sorry, chat.
Let me try to lock in here.
I'm gonna have to start spamming poisons if I'm gonna get close to this win.
Come on, minion dine!
Get on the tower!
Yes!
Bro, I messed up all of my fucking micro
Yeah, keep putting keep putting keep putting your hand on my shoulder bro keep on your hand on my shoulder
You're not a good player. I promise
Bro, I just keep putting my oh
Yeah, that's what the issue was I kept putting France France ah
Francia! Francia!
Chad, you guys want to know the coolest thing about this game?
If that you can play somebody anywhere in the world and it's all the same connection
because of the one-second playstyle.
That is the best thing about this game.
Literally.
You can play somebody anywhere in the world and it doesn't matter
And it doesn't matter because the one second place to buy.
Literally.
Bro, I played a guy from France, Brazil this morning, Egypt, like I played people from
everywhere bro.
That's my favorite thing about this game.
Okay we ended up defending fine.
I don't know why he just ate that damage.
Let's add one second and put the light at R6 then.
It wouldn't work because of the gunfight.
It wouldn't work because of the gunfights.
That'd be the only issue.
With Clashier, let me explain how.
Watch this.
You see how when I placed down that baby dragon, it hesitated for a second and then
was that little timer? Do you see that? The reason for that is because you can play somebody
anywhere in the world and you guys are going to have the same connection. It's the coolest
thing about this game. Like, bro, I played a player from Egypt. I played a player from
Brazil I play I like dude I played me from Netherlands France all the time bro
No chance that larp Riley taught me that it's not larp
Yeah, I can't answer my phone. I'm in a what's it called I'm in a game
That's gonna take my tower unless unless unless you look at how fast daddy's moving
Wait, I can speed up my job. I can speed up my minion. Look look. Oh my god. He's so fast
Yes! Bro that's insane!
Dude, oh my god! I actually love that!
I actually love that dude, that is so cool!
Oh my god.
Chum we're gonna play Timmy at 6, so in like one hour, in like one hour.
Yeah, we're guys typing put that PT. Oh, yeah, black ice in my ass.
Whoa, sketch out of like, raise me up. What was that?
out of the resume up
No, I missed the mega night I just lost
Bro, I missed the mega night. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think I'm gonna lose
No.
So you got to be smart about where you put your ice wizard though.
Wait a minute, hold up.
That's decent damage.
All right, still winnable, still winnable.
Chad's got to be smarter. I got to be smarter about that
Yeah, I think I should have put my goblin cage on the mega knight there, bokeh
Ha ha ha!
Woo!
Whoa!
Mega Knight! I have no brain cells!
Oh! Mega Knight at the bridge! Oh!
Wait! Super Minion!
Look at how fast he is! Go Minion! Go! Go Minion!
Yo, my deck is broken.
I'm sorry, my deck is actually broken.
My deck is broken, dude!
Bro, poison is such a strong card, man.
Yeah, that's another W guys
Jinxie shave that shit off your face. Yo, bro. It's my beard
Bro, it's my beard, bro
Dude, I feel like my deck is just so good.
Chama had a ken.
Yo, I'm ahead of my whole friends list!
Bro!
Hama, where do I go to get the absolute cinema emo?
Hama, where, where, where, where?
499 pro for a frigging emote for a frigging emote
What?
Yeah, they're low-key taxing though.
It's not Mr. Gredi.
Guys, it's not Mr. Gredi, but they're low-key taxing, no?
Is that not insane?
Bro, they're low-key taxing, no?
Dude, I want to get to League 4.
I feel like, bro, I feel like not a lot of people are on League 4 on the first day already.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Which I don't have anything for this.
Bro, I don't have anything.
Wait, what?
actually last that long
yo the ice okay
the ice blizzard is insane
how
actually how
yo they're down elixir
i gotta go in
see chat this guy from egypt look
egy this guy from egypt
See what I mean, bro? That's my favorite thing about this game, is you just play somebody from everywhere.
Nice!
Wait, I missed the- Oh, no.
I missed the balloon.
No!
No! No!
I gotta be earlier. I gotta be earlier. I gotta be earlier.
Shadow missed the balloon. I messed up so bad right there.
Shadow, I just had to be earlier. That's all it was. I had to be earlier.
That's good baby dragon value, bro.
This is a good graveyard, too.
You tell look at this look at this we just got good value this guy's gonna have a hard time defending this I think I
Don't want to just give him my tower. I want him to actually like earn my tower wait Larry go Larry
How is my tower gone? How is my?
What happened to my tower?
But what happened to my tower?
What?
Go Minion! Minion go! Minion! Minion giant! Minion giant!
It was all just a downward spiral from when dude, I should have just
China should have just did my ice wizard ability earlier
It was a downward spiral
Chamsa learning via ice wizard from telling you bro once I learned this man, I'm gonna be deadly
Yo this guy brick boy in the chat has been saying
Jinxie you're my biological dad for the last 20 minutes brick boy. I've never met you in my entire life, bro
What's your plan right now? I'm not your biological dad, bro. What?
Okay that was like the best ability I've ever seen now that's a good bar barrel
because we take out the archer so now our minion giant actually survives nice
nice bro that's so much damage oh my god dude look at that thing 1200 holy
crud you're my sperm donor uh no I'm not bro I've never met you in my life
Sir
Dang chat he just outplayed me. I have no um cage for the piggies now
He's gonna go piggies in like three seconds over here. I have to go here to slow them down
You know what honestly not bad baby dragon just melts
Your check you guys think my deck is strong this deck I'm using what do you guys think I feel like it is strong
I feel like the defense is so good at it.
It's strong if you're not playing it.
Chad I'm gonna wait till now I want the minion giant to tank.
See now I go.
Dude that's such a good play bro.
the
if
he missed the landing
I feel like I'm almost League 4.
Okay chat, here's the deal.
Next loss we get off for the day.
I'll be back on tomorrow with probably Riley next loss we off.
Zombie to get that.
Jinx your DNA is in my ass.
I'm gonna stop!
Bro, I should have froze!
Why did I not freeze?
You can play clash regularly again as long as they're not missed a gritty and they don't
ruin the game again.
I probably will.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I probably will.
I love clash bro.
It's like my childhood game.
As long as you're not missed that Canadian.
Perfect timing on the graveyard chat.
Now that is a mighty fine poison.
Chat, that is a mighty fine poison.
Now that, oh I'm dead, nevermind, I lost the game.
Bro, he has infinite elixir?
I feel like he overspent.
Dude this minion giant is only 4, that's actually crazy.
I think this card should be 5, this card is so good.
Freeze him!
Nice, what a freeze.
Chat that was such a smart freeze.
Nice!
NOOOOOO! That was a good freeze buddy! I smiths her, man!
Lock in. Okay. Close game. Close game.
please
why please
Bro, I just lost the same exact deck. Bar for bar. Same exact deck. Is this like meta?
Or similar? Similar. Not the same. Similar. Yeah, I don't have enough air d. I don't
have enough air d. Alright chat, ggs, bro. Yo lowkey man. I like the cards. The hero
Ice Wizard is probably needs a nerf and the minion giant probably needs a nerf too.
I'm gonna be honest. Like the minion giant, the fact that thing's for Elixir,
it goes right through the building and it has that much health. I think that's crazy.
All right boys, we are about to face off against it's Timmy and Rainbow Six Siege in one
hour. As y'all boys know man, Timmy got into the game last season, played for three months,
hit champion in his first season of the game to be honest or ignore the most bfp
to be honest or um
but i'm gonna i'm gonna try to warm up man i'm gonna try to get ready i'm gonna try to get ready
Bro
Because this shit's about to get heavy what are you playing to me bro?
I've said it for the for the 30,000 fine, bro. I said 6 p.m. 5,000 times. I just said it's three seconds ago
Bro, I just said it three fucking seconds ago. What am I playing Timmy?
Hey, 340 hours, no, that's just PC.
On Xbox, I have like 30,000.
Sending love from Belgium.
Yo, shout out to X-Manny.
Manny, thank you for the prime, girl.
Love you, baby.
Jinx, why are you so zesty today?
Guys, I feel like I'm always a little zesty,
but I also think the main thing is the cat ears.
I'm gonna play some ranked while I warm up with Jimmy.
I think the main thing is the cat ears, guys.
I think that's the main thing.
Foxy, you're about to...
When are you playing, Hylian?
Yo, hi, Vasky, we put it into the title.
I'm about to freak out.
Why do you guys keep asking when I'm playing Timmy?
I've said it, 27th, I just said it again.
6 p.m.
Oh, it's already in the title.
Oh, so have a chat this time, CTE.
Chat screen's gonna go blue. I'm not dead. I'm not vaping. I didn't get hit by a van. I'm adding a delay to my stream for stream snipers in rank so we can properly warm up for Timmy BRP.
We are going to play a little bit of ranked.
We're currently diamond four on PC.
72% win percentage.
We're going to rip some solo queue games, man.
We're going to see if we can get worn.
Jack, this operator
nor looks like a footballer.
Jack, low key, who does he remind you of?
Well, he reminds me of a footballer.
You see him?
He reminds me of Marmouch actually bro. Wait chat look. Chat look. He looks like Marmouch bro.
Wait he really looks like him.
Check Ron
What's wrong doing job out of play Timmy in 52 minutes bro 52 minutes, let's do the fucking concept
Chat what do you mean check Ron Ron just chilling Ron just chilling bro
Tell you guys about it bro come on come on come on come on
Guys who do you think's gonna win me or Timmy be honest, bro? You won't hurt my feelings if you say Timmy
Timmy is a great player.
Can't even think of Mr. One.
Do you guys think he's going to win?
Me or Timmy?
Real AFC, think of it or not.
Kota, think of it or not.
Chat's saying Timmy?
Chae, you guys don't believe in the, in the, in the, Chae, you guys don't believe
in me anymore?
You guys don't believe in me anymore?
You don't think I could beat Timmy?
Chad, that makes me kind of like SpongeBob crying emoji.
You guys don't believe in me anymore, bro?
For real?
Chad, you guys don't believe in me, bro?
Fuck you mean any more.
So you're saying you've never believed in me ever?
Chad, is Timmy warming up?
Chad, Walahi I'm scared.
Walahi I'm scared.
Oh my god, Timmy's warming up.
Chad, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Timmy's warming up.
No, no, no, no.
No.
No, no, no.
Fifty minutes guys.
Fifty minutes, fifty minutes.
So we're playing, we're playing Tilly in 50 minutes.
Honestly, how to win some rate matches.
I have not warmed up at all today, so this is going to be a good warm up.
Chad, maybe we can play some league games if we beat Timmy, eh? Try to get Silver 1?
No backseat gaming today!
TTV, take over 2 more.
Why ar?
That's probably in the game.
Come here boy.
I
Well, ah, yeah, I didn't hear that China did not hear that what I never heard that up for has located a bomb
Timmy said to put a hundred subs on it
We could bro, I feel like I don't know I don't know I don't know how good Timmy is honestly. I don't know how good he is
Guys maybe it's cuz of my kitten headset
guys maybe it comes to my kitten headset though yo uh bucks bucks downstairs
box downstairs all right is that a kid
good aim as I mean yo good aim bro thank you Jin see it's a kid
yo Jax how old are you bro I'm 13 dude and you're like you're diving three
Have you a champ?
Uh, yeah, it's Champ on console and Deadly Umin.
Bro, what? Good job, bro. That's actually like incredible.
Thank you, dude.
Bro, what?
Chat, 13-year-old champion, that is crazy. That's insane.
Guys, it's not Jidler. You guys make everything weird.
I'm literally just complimenting the kid on his gaming skills and then you're saying jibber
Like that if I have a son in my son tells me he's a champion and he's 13 like I'll be proud of my kid
Not that I'm saying he's my son. I'm just saying you get what I'm saying bro. I'm complimenting the kid on his skills
Very impressive that's very impressive very impressive, bro genuinely genuinely
Wait, so bro, how old were you when you hit champion for the first time?
Think I was like 11 and a half.
It was something around that.
Protect.
What?
Yo, that's insane.
What?
11-year-old champ?
again guys I don't know why I'm saying jidler you're just making it weird
I
Next
Glowing sensor
For is located a bomb get ready to engage
So, you're a big shock, huh? Everyone makes mistakes.
Uh, two spawn rooms, uh, a few fountains. Think he's going main door.
Wait, chat, hold it up.
Uh, Callie's outside, uh, master bulk. He's just running back spawn.
He's got a defuse.
What up it's tight with the kitten ears hold up
Guardian
Heartbeat sensor I think it's just ashes both ashes below right I need to get a killer on this
Why do you blow on beating why is your voice kind of smoothing Jinxie I think you meant to say soothing bro
fire your English teacher well you actually can't do that I think you
might say soothing
I should add Kelly was lost in town for this kids callouts are actually like
Locked this kid's caught up for a lot, dude. I can just in spawn baby
Chad I don't know man. It's feeling good today. Why couldn't this happen yesterday if I don't have good teammates?
Yeah, he's literally sitting in spawn
I don't know peeking a sniper with a pistol is a good idea.
Yo what is solos doing?
This solos about to get sniped in the head.
Oh my god, he's in battle mode.
Oh my god, that was terrifying.
You are just shitting myself.
I thought he was going to be outside.
Guys, he can't do Anthony in that situation.
Alright, I have CT.
Jinxie, I'm your tightest fan.
Uh, mods, timeout, Hozman23.
Are they supposed to shoot their heads?
Yeah, but I'm not really running into any enemies, bro.
That Cally was the first guy I think I've seen.
We know, don't go art.
Oh no, we arched the new site.
Arh!
Arched the new site. We should actually try art.
I'm just gonna have fun I'm just gonna play like Thunderbird I'm just gonna play like fun ops
and I Thunderbird's recoil she goes do do do do do do do do do do I know the way her gun sounds
I swear though, Thunderbird has no recoil.
Voila!
Thunderbird has no recoil.
Now chat, what are the odds that this guy is cheating?
Yeah, what are the odds this vigil is cheating here's a bomb
He has a default skin
He has a default skin he's flat water he's five and all
Is this stream AI? Does it look AI bro?
Yo chat, what up? Welcome to JXC School, the Rainbow Six Siege. Today we're going to be
teaching you guys how to hit a little bit of a spawn peak on Villa.
Let me know if anyone's near you, Jaxie.
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I feel like if we come back to site they can't do Anthony
Yo, I just...
Why is my team so good?
What is this, bro?
Yo, Jax, do you know this vigil?
You guys have the same PFB.
Chad, I feel like Dokes right now.
Yo, Jax.
Chad, I feel like Dokes.
This isn't really much of a warm-up. I'm just getting carried
Bro, but I'm not complaining. I'll take I'll take a win. Don't don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining
I'm not complaining
You know in the back think about it
Visualized a 100% headshot rate
Chat let's check out this guy's account really quick zero three zero is it I seven or one seven
I have a feeling this guy is cheating.
His gamer tag just looks like a cheater gamer tag.
He's plat one which means he's probably on a new account.
He has no skins.
He has a default skin on Vigil and he's literally seven and up.
He has a hacker name.
His name is like a hacker name.
His name is a hacker name.
Yeah, what's his name?
10 seconds. Why does this kid stop talking? Yo, Jigs! Yo, Jigs!
5 seconds to go. Yes. Yo, do you know this vigil? You guys have the same profile picture.
You're gonna locate and defuse a bomb. I mean, I'm cute with them. I met them a few
days ago. Okay.
Yeah, I did not.
You met somebody a few days ago, but then you have a matching profile picture?
Who does that?
Reloading!
Whoever do that?
Yo, he got another headshot.
Alright, I'm about to follow this guy.
I think this guy might be cheated.
I'm about to follow this guy.
I think this guy might be cheated. I'm out of all this guy
I think they're baseman
I'm gonna follow this guy that I'm suss off I'm very suss of him
another headshot another headshot another fucking headshot this dude is nine and
oh with nine headshots
okay body shot
You have dropped the diffuser.
What?
GG's.
Have a good day, Giggs.
Yo, have a good day, bro.
Yo, GG's.
You're not getting banned.
Oh, Giggs, he's not getting you banned.
Wait, what did he just say?
What?
Jynxie's not getting you banned? Did I just hear somebody say that? Yo, give me that guy's
R6 tracker. I just want to talk to him. 10-0 with nine headshots. Stats look normal. He
He just had a life game.
Doesn't look like a cheater.
Two and three, four and three, seven and five,
one and four, nine and four, three and four,
two and five, 17 and five, 12 and eight,
six and four, eight and two.
Last season he had a 2.01 KD and he peaked platform.
four. Okay, so at the bare minimum, it's a smurf. You know, his stats last season are
really weird. Honestly, though, chat, if I was smurfing in like gold lobbies, I would
have a 2KD and that doesn't mean I'm cheating. He's definitely a smurf. That is not his
main account. That's not how that works. Chat, should we do match replay and try to
see if he's cheating or not. I think varsity does that. Chad, you guys want to do it? You
guys want to do it? Shout out varsity, man. Chad, we could try to see if we can catch
a cheater here. Where do you go, Chad? Chad, this is what varsity does, and it's like
the most entertaining videos ever. He tries to catch cheaters in match replay. Okay,
The man we're suspect of is this guy right here, 0-3-0-I-7.
So the first thing that stands out about this guy
is his account.
He was copper with a 0.9, so a horrible player,
then out of nowhere, quit for a season
and then had a 2.01 KD in Platinum 4.
So we know for a fact this was a purchased account
and it's a smurf.
But that doesn't mean he's cheating.
Let's watch the footage.
Only the footage will prove he's cheating or not.
Yo, Mons, run a 10 minute poll.
Do you think he's cheating?
All right.
So this round, I get spawnpeaked.
Okay, first pause.
You can already tell by how this guy's moving, he's 100% a smirk.
He's not a platinum player.
Attackers have located bomb.
Okay, that looked very legit, honestly.
I feel like if he was shooting, he would have just pre-fired that guy.
I
Okay
I'm not sure if he's dead or not.
You know, it's not the worst thing I've ever seen.
He's definitely a smurf.
I haven't seen anything that's like outlandish.
It's not the worst thing I've ever seen. I haven't seen anything that's like outlanded.
Now what it looks like is a champion Smurf destroying Amarrow players. But here's my
question though. And this is the part where it ties back into it being sus. Chat, why
Would you smurf on the third day of the season?
Who would do that?
Legitimately.
Other than your main account being banned,
why would you ever do that?
Clearly the best player in the lobby and it's not even close
This is like what this is what I would imagine like spoits murphy would look like
Because, yeah, here's the fun fact.
This guy went 10 and 0 with 9 headshots or 8 headshots and he was the lowest rank in the
lobby.
Alright, alright.
There was like 4 emeralds, 4 diamonds and then he was plat 1.
It's like alright, clearly this guy is on a smurf.
But you know another thing about this guy though, Jimmy said at what time?
6pm.
30 minutes.
about this guy is he's like he's he's he doesn't look like one of those cheaters where they have
wall hacks and it looks like it's their first day on earth like when they load them to the game when
they're like like this guy's actually moving this guy's moving like this guy's definitely a good
player this how do they know she's down there were they on a camp how do they know
Were they on a camp?
How did they know?
Were any of them on a camp?
Audio?
You do not get audio on a three-speed one armor.
That was the most such thing yet.
You don't get our audio on a three speed one armor walking on carpet.
You physically don't get audio on that.
From that perspective, let me watch it from Azami.
Because it looks like Azami was synchronized with him in like a discord call.
But yeah, maybe Azami was on camps.
Yeah, but guys, listen to what you're saying.
It's not a guess.
You don't just go 10 and 0 and then guess where somebody is.
That's not how that, you're cheating.
But let me see.
If Azami wasn't on a camera and there was no vert, I'm 50% sure there's something
very sus happening here between these two jags and 0301. I want to watch the
asami now. How do I scare? This could be the most sus kill yet. This could be the
most skill yet. Everything's normal. She's on cams. Yada, yada, yada. How do I rewind?
How do I rewind?
Howdy everyone!
They both knew Ash was there and no one was on a camera.
All right, so my sussometer of somebody cheating went from 10% to 30%.
One of these two guys, there's a 40% chance one of these two guys has wallhacks, 40% chance.
It could be him calling out for him because they're queued together and they were communicating.
What they did was a communicated play.
There were no pings and they weren't talking in game chat.
So they're in a discord call.
They have matching profile pictures, which is weird.
He said he met him a couple of days ago.
Why would you have matching profile pictures with somebody you met a couple of days ago?
That doesn't even make sense.
have discovered the location of a bomb.
Attackers need to locate and abuse as many bombs as they can.
Okay, now! Let's go to round three!
Yeah, we started doing this more often, Chad, it's kind of fun.
Again, I'm still going to say 60% chance there was no wall hacks, just 100% chance this guy is a smurf. That's all we know.
All we know is that this guy is a smurf. That's all we know.
Chad, second plus before insertion.
five seconds to go. Standing still, got it. I went for a little spawn peak here. Okay,
Okay, he gets a ping from his teammate, that's all normal.
Oh, I think this round he killed everyone.
This round he got like a 3k, I think, or a 2k.
I think he got a 2k.
Okay, he's sort of just aiming at nothing, this is all normal.
Okay, that dog will be just terrible.
Yeah, I don't know.
This kid is not a plot in a Blair though.
That's right.
No, I know he saw him.
It's just the fact that he's like looking for him with an open breach there and he's not
really like worried about the breach.
I know he saw him.
I know he didn't just like, if he would have just fallen on pre-fire to that guy, that
wasn't that sus.
Also, he walked right into the doke and he was just terrible.
That wasn't that sus.
But it's the fact that he's like looking for him, but that wasn't that sus, honestly.
I'm going to go back down to 30 percent.
Attackers need to locate and diffuse bombs.
But it's like, here's the annoying thing.
And I'm not saying that these guys are cheating.
100%, this guy's smurfing, but the guy that's on the 0307 guy, that guy's,
his peaks plat one and he just went 10 and 0.
He has a 2KD like, all right, he's obviously smurfed.
Um, it's just the fact that like people will sit here and defend cheaters
and be like, oh, common, common prefire, common prefire.
Oh, common prefire, common prefire.
And then it's like, okay, if I solo queue for the next week,
I'm gonna have 900 rollback.
Like there's gonna be, there's literally,
if I solo queue 10 games, there's gonna be like
four of those games that get rolled back.
It's like, there is seating that happens in this game.
Common prefire, it's like, and then it's like,
Alright, then why am I getting a thousand rollback if I soloQ for a week?
It seems legit, just smurfing.
Yeah, it kind of looks like literally if like, uh, I wouldn't say a pro, but like a champ player just got on a plat account.
Alright, so now we're gonna see him on attack.
Wait, let me rewind. He already got killed.
Hold up.
Alright, now he's on attack.
Rewind a little bit.
Did he use the ability?
That was the most sus kill yet.
Okay, no, no, no.
Mute killed Ash.
Okay, that's perfectly fine.
Okay, that's normal.
No, normal, normal.
All right, that's why it's good to rewind because I didn't even notice Mute killed
Ash.
That was a totally normal kill.
He used his ability.
And it's not schizophrenic because obviously if there's a thousand cheaters like a band
every day on this on this game, if I'm not saying obviously I have wall hacks, if I had
wall hacks, I would only play snake and pulse though, because those are the easiest ways
to mask it.
Those are the easiest ways to mask it.
Not saying this guy's cheating.
Here's this brain dead operator
Okay
Runs under a cam
Rewind Jarvis rewind
Doesn't see anything runs under a cam
Why would he not just keep using his ability to see if someone's there?
Capcan, slow walking on carpet.
Why would he not just keep snaking?
Why would he stop snaking and then just randomly aim in?
Capcan was slow walking out carpet. I mean, match replay audio is notoriously terrible and PC audio is terrible, but like, I don't even hear Capcan.
Wait, remind that? Hold up, hold up, I wasn't even paying attention.
Okay, season enemy with the sneak ability.
Well there you have it, 10-0.
Attackers have recovered their diffuser.
Oh, I don't know man, I can't really 100% say he's cheating, but I can 100% say he's
smurfing.
Which means if he's smurfing, there's probably a decent chance he's cheating, but I can't really say he's 100% cheating, but he's definitely smurfing.
Definitely smurfing. If you're telling me that guy peaked plot one on like some level 80 account, it's like, come on.
The guy has no skins. He has a 2KD and he's literally gliding through the map.
I'm going to play one more game of ranked and then we're going to play Timmy.
But Jack, remember how much you know I got?
It was like 23.
I wouldn't be surprised if I got rolled back.
I'm not going to like report anyone because I'm not 100% sure he's cheating.
But there's a decent chance.
I wouldn't be surprised if he got banned.
He ought to be.
Thank you.
You
What's good all right one more game of ranked a little bit more warm-up and then we're playing
Timmy.
Let's do it.
We're almost time in three.
Let's do it.
Definitely vaping.
Why do you always hide it?
I'm not vaping bro.
I have a small bladder, relatively average sized penis.
Small bladder though.
a lot. I'm going to be free. Go name jinx. That was O portal, by the way. Isn't that
like a OT console character? Yeah, I don't know. I can't tell you if that guy's cheating
or not, but I can 100% tell you that guy's perfect. No platinum moves like that. Also,
nobody gets a 2 KD and platformer in their first season of stage. Like that's just not
And it's not even real.
Also with 60 games played.
I mean, if he kept playing,
he would have been champ in this season.
Chabronapool, do you guys think he was cheating?
Yes or no?
You guys think he was cheating?
Yes or no? You're literally smurfing. I'm on my main account.
It's level 1400. What do you, what are you? Are you, are you drunk?
I'm on my main account bro. Are you a psychopath?
You don't have delay. Yes I do. I have a little delay.
No, I think I'm gonna be fine. And I don't mean smurfing.
I just mean like, do you think it was full on cheating?
Faze, think it depends. Who? Uh, we just said a full review.
I'm gonna start doing VOD reviews on cheaters.
Oh God. Oh God.
We're playing a champ one, a champ two, and a champ five.
You know what though, chat?
We'll get so much Elo if we win this.
Band coast.
We'll get so much Elo if we win this.
Can we not just band coast here?
Your champ, what rank is this guy in the world?
Somebody check this guy's R6 tracker.
What rank is he in the world?
He's got to be high up.
Leaving a lot of no whites out of the bank.
I just said number 17 chat this guy's the number 17 player in the world. Oh
Shit, all right lock in
Number 17 in the world is crazy. I'm gonna get sparky. I'm gonna get sparky
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna I'm just gonna get sparky
They gave me out, they gave it out of them.
Alright man, lock in, lock in.
Hopefully we don't have to do another, uh, like, bot review here.
of
the
10 seconds. 5 seconds.
What's in place?
How far is located in the bomb?
Sir Chad, that right there is why you never spawn peek when you only kill one drone.
Because Chad if you do spawnpeek with only one drone they're gonna have a cam on you
What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Bro that made no noise! I decided to glass tack man
Nice chat is guy decided the glass tag
Shot boy
Shut it
You're totally bigger. Oh my god
I
Yo one canine one big window one canine one big window I think I think yeah
I got to fix my thing, oh that's on me, yeah that was such a bad death by me, bro that's
the window tech though, I overstayed man and he just did the fucking the glass window bullshit.
God please ban this annoying ass operator, oh god ban this operator I fucking hate him.
Rose apples number 17. Yeah, I know we checked this guy 17 in the world. That's actually fucking insane
I think it's the highest person I played this season
Yo, James is my girlfriend's a big fan, bro
We check that man
Try I thought just a bad death man. I overstayed fuck dude
I feel like that was winnable too.
Best op added.
You think, dude, if you think Snake's a good operator for the game, you're actually a delinquent.
I'm not even kidding.
You're a delinquent, man.
Bro, bro, Snake is a terrible op for the game, bro.
down the 10 seconds
5 seconds
keep an eye out for off-board tending to defuse your bombs
shake these skills, that's a dream for us
Got a try you know, it's yeah
Double time into the Australia right now
Snake is the best operator in Siege I agree I think it's not even close
I wish I got one drone.
Oh, I'm so sorry bro.
one's playing slant
close on K9?
he's gonna push in on K9
i'm holding the K9 door
I got a solo came
Ash top
He just walked through, bitch.
There's a camera right there.
five seconds remaining
I don't know the last I'm ready to kill you
I'm ready to kill you
Mission failed
All friendlies have been neutralized
Let's go bar
I gotta win that
Dude, that would have been a quadra kill
I gotta win that
Fuck!
Dude, that was so close though
Honestly, if there might have been one that went down, but that nomad has been really effective.
Bro, that would have been a flat drop.
Got to check the worst side.
Oh my god, I'm getting target banned?
Stop.
Why is this a new trend?
Yeah, usually when you're downstairs.
Well, it's...in a ranked it's pretty good, but in comp it's not.
That's not against people with brains.
Hmm. Bro chat, I needed to win that.
That would have been a quadra kill.
I think I just go thorn here.
Dude, that would have been a quad.
Fuck.
This is so much elo if we went to.
I
Keep red thing and bro
of
I
Very push
Oh, he's walking around.
He's on the fire place.
I died?
No way you killed me off that.
Are you serious?
He actually killed me.
This kid's aim is crazy.
And there's nothing you do.
Bro, I got, dude, I got smoked.
I got smoked.
Yeah, these guys are just so better, team.
I mean, they're just, they're literally just fucking cream-pying us.
Then again, though, this is the thing Timmy was talking about, man.
If you're solo-accewing and you play against a stack, you're probably gonna lose.
It's probably not even gonna be closed
Bro, I'm telling you chat
I think what they should do is just like if you stack you just gain less elo and if you solo queue you just gain more
honestly
And like if you do oq you get slightly less elo than if you solo queue and like the more people you have in your squad
The less elo you should get sorry guys if we can make it win three we can I
Believe in us their flag strike though
Let's just pretend that we're 5-0.
Matchmaking this season has been atrocious with the rank differential.
Yeah, I feel like some games I'll play, like literally last game I played against Plats.
Like there was two Plats, and then this game I'm playing against the number 17 champion in the world.
It's like, alright.
That's been my whole experience this whole season so far.
Can you also explain how I can queue into a plat on my team,
my team, but I can't queue with my platform.
Seriously?
Wait, what?
You can't play with a platform?
You can queue into a lobby with a platform?
Yeah.
You have somebody like an Emerald that's
queuing and you get an Emerald's game
and they're queued with a platform.
You can play with the platform, even
though it's like a champ or a diamond.
You might not have been able to.
Classic.
Makes no sense.
10 seconds before insertion.
Five seconds to go.
somebody said why not just limit it to where if you're diamond plus you can't
stack
yeah but people wanna play with their friends bro like I wanna play with my
friends sometimes sometimes I wanna solo sometimes I'm gonna play with my friends
but it's like I don't know if you I just think like
you shouldn't really limit people from playing with each other but you
should nerf it slightly
I feel bad, bro.
Bro hit a ball right.
Oh my god, that's a penis in the wall.
Is that actually a penis?
You got one by the way?
Don't you even dare.
Don't dare.
There's a lot of scaring up.
He's one HP.
Where are you, Ash?
I'm down.
You must recover.
Oh, there's a scope on the spot.
Holy fuck, man.
Did you use all-friendly?
This is eliminated.
Well, on the bright side, we shouldn't lose too much elo for that.
I should be about 10.
Yeah, probably.
I'm gonna lose 38.
Okay, 11.
Fares.
That's not even bad.
Okay, 11, fairs, fairs, that's not even bad, because like, yeah, we're going to win that
probably four out of every, or one out of every five times.
All right, Chad, is Timmy ready?
Is Timmy ready?
Ugh.
Is Timmy ready?
This is going to be fun.
Is Timmy ready?
Your team sold you?
Ah, not really. I don't think my team did that bad.
I sold one of the rounds.
I should have clutched out one round.
If I would have got a quad, we would have been in that game.
BRB, BRB.
Chad, is Timmy ready? I'm about to call in Discord.
Is he ready?
All right, guys, run predictions.
Jamesy versus Timmy, I think we're going to do BL3?
You guys think we're going to do BL3?
Run predictions.
Yo, Jeremy with the 10 gifted.
W Jeremy in the chat, man.
W Jeremy in the fucking chat.
Your chat, look at what I got by the way.
Yo Jeremy with the 10 gifted W Jeremy in the chat man. W Jeremy in the fucking chat your chat. Look at what I got by the way
Pizza but it's pepperoni
Chat and it's I just put it in microwave
Leftovers sweet
Fat play league, I'm probably gonna get on league after I play Timmy
Yo, but if people start back-seating, I'm gonna shut my- I'm gonna- yo, if people start
putting those question marks every three seconds, I'm gonna shut my fucking stream off.
I hate that shit.
Like that action genuinely annoys me.
Dude, what is Timmy's name in Discord?
There it is.
Tim-ma-fee!
Yo!
Wait, Timmy, is your real name Timmy?
Yes sir. That was a nice prefire. Does that go for every Timmy in the world? Like if your
name's Timmy it's always Timothy? I actually don't know. I would say most people would
definitely have Timothy and then they shorten it to like Timmy. But I do think some people
have the name Timmy and then shorten it to Tim. Wait Timbo, one second I need to grab
a knife, because I'm about to hold up, eat this pizza slice really quick.
I'm out of it.
Lock it in, Jack!
Wow chat reputation bonus drop. Thanks for being a positive member of siege. Look at this
bro. I just got this when I load it up. Reputation bonus. Thanks for being a positive member of
siege we've awarded you with 2,500 right now.
Swaaaant! Yo, I'll take it, bro. Of course, siege, no problem, man.
Yo, but Timmy, bro, are you ready? Are you nervous? Are you excited?
Oh, I'm ready, Jinxy. I'm fucking ready. I would say I'm pretty excited.
I mean, I was kind of playing pretty good today, so if I don't win, if I don't play good, I get stomped.
I'm just gonna cry myself to sleep tonight, sure.
Dude, Timmy, you kind of like,
bro, you kind of went right to the final boss.
It's like me and Stumpin'.
I saw him in here and-
No, no, Timmy, I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
I heard your Thanos with the shotgun though.
You wanna allow the shotguns in or are we gonna allow-
Um.
Do you wanna try playing with no shotguns or something?
Bro, Timmy, it's kind of up to you, bro.
Like honestly, if you want me out of my full form,
I will be on a shotgun.
But the thing is though, shotguns are only really broken
on Oregon one of the ones and we're gonna do best of three.
We're like we each pick a map.
So shotguns are only really broken on Oregon.
But it's up to you, bro.
I don't mind either way to be honest.
Okay, okay, okay.
Me, shit.
Why don't we do the shotgun?
I wanna see you in your final form, you know what I'm saying?
All right, bro.
Does he know?
Yes, bro, I got you.
Um, dude, but Timmy, how you been enjoying Siege, bro?
Like genuinely?
I spent good honestly, like,
I would say there's definitely some humps of like,
whether I enjoyed it or not, you know,
because when I first started it, I was like, okay, like,
I used to play this game at first launch.
I felt like I was like pretty decent at it.
And I was like, okay, I'm gonna try it again.
And then I hopped on and I was like,
damn, I'm fucking assed.
I'm so bad.
And going through that stage of being bad and like getting good was really nice.
And then I reached the point where like, instead of becoming more of a team game,
and I had to start communicating, but then my teammates don't communicate back.
So I was like, well, this is getting a little miserable.
But yeah, honestly, like right now, I was playing like the last three games
and my entire team was calling on both games.
So I mean, I'm not sure if something changed, but.
Um, there's some there's some passion in that those games. So it's really nice. It's because it's early season. Well
On the first week of the season everybody tries and then on the second week everybody goes back on tiktok in the drone phase
So that'll dry up in about four days if you keep solo queue one moment
Yeah, it's been good. I've been enjoying it. I'm excited for the, um, Legends division,
is that what it's called? I think it's like the one, uh, solo queue only. I'm excited
for that, try to queue that and see if I can get upranking that.
All right, sorry to me. I was going to eat food now. I'm ready to go
All right, man. I'm gonna hold the body. Yes, bro. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
I don't know, man, because like I didn't watch too much of your game play like normally
with if I'm about to 1v1 somebody like I'll kind of know my odds going into it but I haven't
really watched too much of your gameplay I know you're kind of just like the truth though so I
don't I don't know what's going to happen I think I added you by the way or no it's it's tixie or
something right uh I changed I changed my name I'm I'll send it to you Tom Clancy Kirk or no
No, no, no, no, no.
Well, I shouldn't have you added.
Well, let me see.
Kexary?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Oh!
A denda?
Close.
No dark?
Wait, I sent you on Disco Ease, yeah?
Bro, what?
I thought I had you added already, though.
Yeah, I thought so, too.
You're not in my friends list.
I just changed it so the masses then didn't know but that's okay they already know okay
I think I sent it to you Dan Bezal six seven all together beautiful bro now but to me like
on some real shit, bro. Nothing but respect for you, bro, for actually getting champed.
I thought you were going to like quit, because that shit is, I wouldn't have wished that
on my worst enemy, bro. 800 games of PC ranked solo queue and probably what, 95% of them?
Yeah, I mean, I solo queued up to D4, and then I pretty much started doing queuing
to champ 5, and then once I got to champ 5, I went to D5 sex.
Good shit, bro. Yo, Timbo, do you want to do organ map one? Because what I do is we do best of three. Let me know if you like these like these rules.
We do best of three. No shield operators under any circumstance because shields are just cringe.
Best of three and map one is always organ because that's like that just the og goaded 1v1 map. If you lose map one, you get to pick the map map two and then the guy who one map one picks map three.
three if it goes to map three okay you like that yeah I honestly wasn't like
absorbing that properly but I'm done so it's organ map one whoever loses picks
map two got it got it okay got it all right and then obviously whoever one map
one would pick map three if it goes to map three yeah and then do you do you
do like a same site or is it like any site? No no wait let me close out of your
stream really quick. No you could go any site. I'm supposed to have a setting on
where you can't go to the same site multiple times but I keep forgetting it
to do it. Let me actually do it now because I hate when people just
cross the same site. Let me um let me actually put on that setting now that's
actually a go to that reminder. I'm gonna re-invite you. Yeah but bro like
I didn't like Jimmy honestly I didn't know if you were gonna do it because of like all the cheating stream sniping rollback and stuff
And it's like it is like your first full season of the game like that's kind of crazy hitting champ
Yeah, yeah, I mean like I would say on some maps like I'm flowing
You know I mean like I feel good, but then there are some maps where I just kind of
Don't have that flow like I'm not speaking to my teammates properly like oh like let's do this together
together, you know what I mean?
And I feel like, yeah, I think something like usually like
fortress or like layer, like the maps that I just don't
have enough reps, because like, you know, like the lower
ranks and let me play it, no one wants to play that.
Yes.
Yeah.
Wait a minute, what do I do?
I'm going to put some subs on this.
What are you thinking, bro?
What do you have in mind?
I don't know.
There's a little typical 100 under subs.
100 subs back, I'm down bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Make it a little interesting shit.
Have you ever done a 1v1 to me?
In this game I did Richie and we went one for one
and then I did Uzi and then he beat me
two times and I beat him.
You beat Richie in a 1v1?
Mm-hmm.
There's one casino, cause that's my map, that's my map.
I actually closed, I think I think it was like 6-6-2
and in turn 6-7.
Oh God, I did not know you'd be Richie.
Jesus, really?
I mean, Casino is not really a 1v1 map though,
the map's gigantic, the map is huge.
The thing I'll say about 1v1s, Timmy,
is it's like 1v1s in Siege
are way different than 5v5s.
Like, 1v1s you barely even have to drone most of the time
because there's one other guy on the map with you.
If I beat fives, you're playing a lot slower,
utility matters more.
Also, let's say we're in a 1v1, and I throw a kite on a wall,
like you're literally just never getting the wall.
Unless you want to go below and try to shoot it.
That's the thing about 1v1s.
Yeah, and I kind of realized that.
and like to be fair, I'm not playing like,
and I'm not playing Striker, you know what I'm saying?
Get that wall.
Yes.
Timmy, good luck, Ralph.
I actually, I honestly don't know how this is gonna go.
I don't know if I'm gonna win or lose, to be honest.
I'm just gonna try my hardest.
Yeah, I'm gonna lock in right here, you know what I'm saying?
Bro, you have a 1.6 KD this season.
Jesus.
I was actually trying my last few games.
Have you mainly just been solo queueing?
Yeah, I mean I played last time I played I played a couple games this guy
Who are your favorite people to play with Timmy I
Don't know I'm B. Oh, yeah, I'm he's a good dude. Ambi's a great player, too
Yeah, and he's just very like nice. He's chill some of the siege kids and I feel like it's every game
But like I swear, bro the higher the ranks you get the more like psychotic and toxic and ego testicle people are
But I believe that's in every game
But ambi's ambi's a good house, dude
Assuming you know like spawn peaks by now for sure I do but I'm moving ones. I try not to do spawn pigs
They're like a little cheese
I
Spawn beacon 1v1s, but the risk is like I could just take site
Yeah
Oh, we're live, they're never live.
whoo-hoo
Like snuck under my my nomad on top bite
Yeah
Okay
I'm gonna know you play on attack, but I'm just gonna I fucking hate this operator. I'm just gonna ban it
I just pies everything about this operator
We got a lot of games to play bro bo3 I need to just lock in and not get like chalked
I got a good I was like I think I was three rounds on Bolo off the rip and I was like oh my god
I'm gonna beat him and I lost. Wait you won the one in Bolo and you were off the 3-0?
Yeah it was 3-0 I think it was something like that and then he just straight up just
I was like, all right.
Oh.
You're too many.
Did y'all end up winning in finals on Saturday or no?
Uh, no, I didn't.
Oh, it was close, right?
I was watching a little bit of that.
It was 5'7".
And we lost two rounds by, like, one second off.
One of the rounds was 100% to the one,
and another round was, like, 100%.
Yeah
Demos
I
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Yeah, Timmy, all I heard was, oh, in midair.
I slightly, I slightly missed.
I've done that before.
I've had it before.
Beats me right.
Oh my God.
All right, I'll take a free-ass round.
Thank God.
That's actually too fucking funny.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Ooh, this is a good pick.
Chad, this is a good pick.
But yeah, this is like, I would say the only 1v1 map.
Oh wait, is upstairs locked for you by the way? I hope I did this setting right.
Okay, so Chad, that means I did this setting right.
Thank you for actually reminding me of that.
My chat's saying it's Lemicky and it's scripted, Timmy.
Thank you, thank God! Chad, I'll slit my fucking end!
Like, I'm allowed to get lucky sometimes, guys. Jesus!
I don't always have to be in some blender
Dude, I think I just did such a good operator package needs off the board
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
It's the season to be jolly.
Don't be now a gay a pereo.
I
Chalala error chalaleo
Capacina ballerina
what is that?
I
Want to be this gonna be good. I was a fucking good one
Dude, nice thorn by the way. Nice thorn. That was smart as shit.
Because I thought you were going to assume I was on the stairwell because that's like,
I was just trying to hold him off angle and then when you threw a thorn, I like shit myself.
Fuck, I need to get you on the cross. I guess I'll ban this.
That was a good shot that like you sprayed and sprinted. I thought you had chalmings.
I wasn't expecting that. Yep.
Yeah, it's dude, this game is literally just all about timing and like deceiving people
literally. I mean, I'm sure you already realized that, but you're trying to like always change
up the position of your head or your body or whatever you can. But that's all the game
is because you die so fast. You have to be a rat in this game. Yeah. There was this guy
named Masa Mitsu, who was like a top like console player, like way back in the day.
Yeah. Top controller player. He played like Max sense, but his thing was he would
always prone, like no matter what, if you were in a fight with him, he would
shoot and prone, shoot and prone. And back in the day, drop shotting was like busted.
So you'd be aiming head level, right? Because that's like normal, then he would just be
on the floor. He was literally the most annoying person to play against.
Like, he was good at just always being in a weird spot.
Okay, John came from there.
Yeah, it's gonna be good. It's gonna be BL-3-2.
No drones for Tee-hee-hee!
I was a good pick, bro. I got all the grims. I was a good pick, man. She fucked with that.
All right, let me think here, hmm.
I could just get this off the board.
I don't really know what you're gonna wanna play.
Dude, Timmy, some hidden 1v1 tech is like,
you don't play your favorite operators
until the three bands are over.
Like that's what a lot of like sweaty ass kids do
with like the new bit.
Cause back in the day,
before you even like started getting back into Siege,
you would just ban and that was it.
Like you would ban and that was the whole 1v1,
but now you ban as the game goes,
I think it's way better.
Yeah.
I wish they always did that.
I feel like I should play Snake here, but I just had, I don't know.
I have too much dignity to play Snake right now.
Tell Dr. Leibach.
I said that's a map 3 type of thing, you know?
I just did, I just despised the playstyle built around Solid Snake.
I fucking hate that operator.
Okay, it's pretty, uh, pretty annoying.
Yep! You just don't drone, don't need to listen, you just run around until you see a dot on your screen.
A bomb must be located and disused.
Still crying about it? Chat, I think there's ever a world where I don't cry about snake.
I guess until he gets nerfed or reworked.
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Ooh, you take on the board.
Ooh, mouse, good.
I didn't even think about that.
Wait, you're going to stay down, are you?
Five, you hear my dog yapping?
We got a ball game here, man.
I like these long ass fights.
I like these.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're good.
They're good.
OK.
Look at me.
Man, this.
Yeah, I wanted to throw the ace and then, like, immediately
do the plant because I wanted you to, like, think I was sticking it.
I mean, I don't think you thought I was sticking it.
You just tried to cross.
Yeah, I tried to cross.
I thought you were playing right.
I thought that, like, the fake would be better on the right side.
Chad, have I ever break out this operator?
this how you know I'm sweating my nuts off chat oh geez remember when I used to just main this but
it was with the other gun when I had a coke
chat it's time to sweat!
I'm off to the demote
secure the area to me what was the score to you and Bola if you remember
uh you only played one I think it was three seven
Oh my god, so you want three straight and then you want seven straight?
Geez, I doubt it.
Yo, hi guys, what was the question?
I wonder how many people actually believe in me going into this.
Zero got fifty two percent mean wow it's close
Literally gobb tier sights it up
I heard that twitch sound.
I got to give her to this fucking twitch drum.
Up for it, located at bomb.
You know what I mean.
Thank God.
No.
Yes.
What?
Gidge.
Is he kind of crazy?
He's kind of crazy.
Come on.
I'm not hit.
Oh, I'm low.
Alright, now that's cool.
Little last second reposition.
Come on!
Yeah, I like that.
Wait, I can't believe one of them didn't pop.
I was trying to body block him.
I don't know if I did, but I was trying to.
I didn't make the first one, but the second one, I was like, whoa.
Crazy.
Alright, everything here.
Ah, okay, all right. Timmy, let's hypothetically say if I do win map 1, what map are you going to take me to map 2?
Do you know yet? Are you just going to play it by the vibe?
Oh, 100% going casino.
Shysa.
All right, okay, I kind of know that map.
Okay, let me think.
That's like my best map, that's why I say that.
There's, Oregon's probably my best map.
I like Oregon and probably border.
I like border a lot.
What a small and then it's very like wall bangy. That's why I like it a lot of wall bangs
And I'm big fan of
Somebody said chattum steven and apex legends
I'm good off that
were you ever pro in apex or were you just like a content creator
uh yeah i was pro for um i was pro for two years um i pretty much retired
I
My god, good job
I should have definitely flashed, I don't know why I didn't flash earlier.
I should have flashed and crossed and then probably came back.
Okay, okay.
Get those feisies, get those feisies.
Yeah, this is actually, dude, this is really close.
Like a lot of the fights have been really close.
Like long fights.
You can hear the bombs.
Down to ten seconds.
Five seconds left.
Keep an eye out for op-vore attempting to use your bombs.
I
See what we're working with yeah
You five off four has located a bomb
I knew you were gonna get off that shit. I knew you were gonna get off that shit. Oh
my god. Oh my gosh. She's like 20 albion. This is actually something close game. Holy
Holy shit, dude.
Dude, I was 20 health that round, you were 20 health that round before.
Yeah, I see what's going on in the year.
Probably here, I think.
I think this is good.
What are you thinking, this or this? I don't know.
Kind of the same shit.
I like this guy's gun barrel though.
Wait low key though? It's actually pointless because she can't even go upstairs sometimes we do.
I'm gonna go.
Ten seconds to insertion.
Five seconds.
I'm gonna go here.
You must locate and defuse a bomb.
I just feel like sparky today man, I don't know
Exactly.
You located a bomb.
Holy shit.
Do you know where I'm at?
I think so.
I
What oh my god, I shot the malusia
Malusia was his body outline. Oh my god. I shot. Oh
That was such a bot dude. I just bought it out. I had a camera on you come on come on come on
Bro chat, I thought the malusia was his body outline
Oh that was actually fucking pure CT that was CT. Oh my god
Okay, okay, okay, okay. We're gonna do this
This is actually so close. In this round, in this round, I go 5-5, come on.
to secure the bomb one 20th of your hours by the way yo guys you realize
Timmy is better than like 99.9% of people with his hours
Timmy's like an anomaly
Cool, okay, sure go fuck yourself
I know you got a drone over here, but I heard the shit chum
No, I definitely heard a jump now the question is can I find this thing cuz it's like a hundred corners
There's no during over there jinksy
Just simply do not know what you're talking about
I've decided I'm just gonna tell you
I decided I don't want to tell you
Did I hit you?
What? No
Bro where the hell is your drones? Oh my god, I found it. I knew it was back here. I had no drone there
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You're already dead.
down to 15 seconds. 10 seconds left.
Oh my gosh, I actually didn't know you were going to right.
Alright, dude, this is good.
timing what this is scouting on here because I think I trolled on the bands
I think it's that a banding striker I should have banded a mouse but I'm gonna
do that math to you so like with demos I can't really rat as much as I want to
rat all right let's think I just need to win this attack it's gonna be up top
That's what you think. I'm going kitchen
Come on
Come on TCS sheet loser, I mean bro
When Mingo does it I gotta do it. I don't know it's controlled around PC bro
Insertion in 10 seconds
Insertion in five seconds gonna need that gonna need that you're on the ASAP
Yeah, I low key should have ran with it a little better. That's kind of what I've
What I've been doing is just ratting with them that round I kind of sold so I was reading some brain dead
message
It's all the streets man
I feel like you're close, bro. I just heard you. I might be full tweaking.
No, I'm tweaking, okay.
I
That's the that's the console classic bro, just stuff your head on the fucking door
Cuz I saw the last round you shot it so I was like alright, I'm just gonna step out on it
I was good. I was good. I like that. I like that.
All right, map two. You want to do Calypso Casino, right?
Yeah, yeah. That's not a map. That's not a map.
All right. Let me, I don't know if I have it in this playlist. I'm going to duplicate
it. Yep. All right. No worries. I'm going to re-invite you.
I bet.
This map I can confidently say I've never won V1 Dome, so I don't know how this
is going to go.
One time
Yeah
Oregon though, I've won be one on that like out of 300 times probably
Okay
Where's it at?
casino
There it is. All right Jimmy
I'm doing I'm doing fair warning bro. If you beat me on fucking
Calypso map three is gonna be border. That's like my that's my map man
Max, you're not
What a good-ass game though man you knew by me. I don't see it once I haven't invited you yet
I'll just make a minute. I'll get back. Fun games though. Yeah, they're good.
And your 1v1s. How often do you shit talk? I just shit talk people that should talk to me.
So like you, for example, Timmy, one of the nicest guys ever met, so I'm not going to shit talk to you, but if people should talk to me, then I should talk to them.
Okay, okay.
I see.
So honestly, most of the time, Ralph, because most people talk shit.
Yeah.
Who's the hardest person you've ever seen?
Um, if you're talking about just like puts me into mental insanity, it's squirtle that that kid. I like that kid drives me off the cliff
He yaps the whole time he gets in my head and then he just shotguns me through the floor grenades through the floor
He doesn't stream sign me anymore, but he used to stream snipe me
So then that always lingers in my thought that lingers in my mind all the time
It's just it's a nightmare, and I've said I never won't be wanting him ever again like five times this time
I'm actually never one of you wanting him ever again ever again ever never again
You guys boys before yeah, I'm cool squirrel, but I'm just not gonna want to want him fuck that
His playstyle is actually
disgusting
Yeah, I got you
I feel like I should save this question to be do we ban okabe as a whole because neither
of us played it.
I didn't know if we were.
Oh, bro.
If you want to ban okabe, I'm so dumb.
I don't play the.
I don't play ops like that.
Like I don't play like snake, demos or okabe.
I was going to ban it.
So if you don't want to play it, I won't even ban it.
I'm just gonna go a little bit, it's a pretty cheese off, don't want to be one of those.
Yeah, it's very just immoral and disgraceful to be honest.
Yeah.
It's weird, I feel like every time they design an op, it just gets worse and worse.
I mean the new op is not bad, though.
Which one? Oh no, the new op's cool, the new op's cool.
Mainly the attackers, like the last two years they've came out with Deimos, whose aides.
They reworked Okabe, who was already able to make her more aides, and then snake who's aides.
So they just need to be like fire-reversed in charge of making attackers.
Where the hell is your drone? Yeah, this map's so big, I don't know where the fuck I'm going.
Oh, Blackbeard too, also aides. Keep it up, Ubisoft.
Oh, you're Blackbeard, holy fuck.
As a character of all time for sure
Deimos is not a it's Deimos is an AIDS, but it's the combo that he comes with it's like
Oh
I was gonna repeat that
It's like the Deimos lion blitz shit. Yeah, this is what I mean. I don't even know where your drone was
I don't know where your drone was
Okay, on this map I actually need to go somebody like that yeah, yeah, like I'm seeing
I should have like, who should I ban?
I wasn't even yapping, I did not know he was inside, I didn't hear anything, I'm like
I
Not good take one on that come on bro this map is fucking gigantic. Oh my god
You like this man? I'm playing a little bit or not
no, um I
Like to locate a bomb I actually I don't mind this map. I don't mind this map. I mind um
Um, what's it called?
Um, actually I don't really hate any of the maps in the rank system.
I don't mind this map.
It's just, the only problem with this map is there's just too many corners.
It's just too ratty, and I think it's too big.
I'm in favor of like, this goes for COD maps too.
I just think the smaller the map is, the better it is.
yeah
like i just want to instantly be fighting people i don't want to be like you
know
solving a fucking equation to every time i want to fight somebody
okay so you didn't go down
What are y'all taking now?
Oh my God, they're still setting up pieces.
Yeah, they're holding your end, people don't know.
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Oh, this is the one I'm looking for.
I like that
Interesting all right, okay, you can see interesting okay. I'm sorry now. I'm trying to see how you play. I'm trying to understand it
I like to fake out the sounds a lot if you haven't noticed big sound guy
Yeah, that's my that's like my all-time favorite thing to do is like create noise start to plant and then immediately just get off it and walk at them
But now that you know that I might just fucking stick the next one I
Think it alright
I was scared though because I was like if I do stick that I would have stuck it if you didn't have a C4
But because you got to see for all is like this no way I can stick this
I want to just go something like this so I like literally can't get caught off guard. I think this is a good pick
Secure the area keep the bombs protected
I'm just gonna literally do this and just never get caught off guard again. I'm just gonna do this
I'm doing the OG coppa strap just like box yourself inside and see what happens
I'm gonna get him.
I see you.
Yeah. Okay. So, wait, when you
You being rich on this map, what was the score, was it close?
I think it was close, I think it was like 7 or 5-7, one of those two.
Okay.
I don't actually know what to ban on this map to be honest.
I guess I'm gonna just ban Castle, fuck it.
Shadowlock bro, lock the lock, come on dude.
Hmm.
Okay.
You better win, I'm fucking trying, bro.
I don't want to just like force gunfights, but like sometimes I kind of have to.
Now sitting on a pixel, I'll do that every day of the week, because if I lose that,
like if I die to that, it's like, all right, whatever, go next.
You knew I was going to wide swing you though, like shooting the nomads under
the castle was actually smart because you had nowhere else to use them yeah I
was ready to just fucking be an absolute idiot
because that's the thing like for you to punch the castles you have to get close
to the door so I could just like run through it if I break it night or I
prep at night or eight times then break it the knife
Did you perchance go up again or are you down?
I don't know, I don't know.
See you like you're up.
Yeah, you're up.
Hello.
That piece need movement. I'm just getting work. Oh my god
Yeah, is that desk on wall bangable?
Yeah, you can't do that. Okay. That's what I figured
I didn't want to like try to do it and then just get pumped in the head
Yeah, yeah, I think that's the
That one and then there's like a little bookshelf
The back right from where you were standing those two are wall bangable
But the little mini desk like where you were planning last time
the mini desk is a wall bangable and then the bar bro it's kind of um okay i'm dead okay i'm
definitely gonna ban what's it called i need it then because i want to well actually yeah i'm gonna
ban me all right all right better than that all right i'm good i'm good i won't be one of this
I'm just gonna have some kind of just like going as I go here
You know the free sound yeah, yeah, but that was smart like reinforcing off the wall that I came through last time
That was really smart
Yeah, the rotation by the desk
Up for it, located in the bomb. Get ready to engage.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
I was like a good controller player.
Did you say it's hard to like shoot range?
With fucking single fire guns, yeah.
Like Goyo and Aruni.
Mm.
I think you knew where I was the second of that round no I didn't know who you were
I think you were behind the bar for a second, but then I was like, I don't think you had ever
a day unless you blew it up. Yeah. Waffle it. Whoo! Actually, I didn't know.
Dude, when you zoned me, I thought you were just gonna walk right at me. I was so ready to
just like fucking spray my TCFC. This gun definitely needs a nerf, by the way.
this gun hits like a fucking truck yeah I'm much surprised I didn't like they
didn't like get her it like yeah it kind of just like faded all of the nerfs like
they bro they nerfed SMD 12 which was great to brown DMR or really DMR which
was great oh why I've been bad a runy forgot that I got nerfed yeah I don't
know they definitely definitely definitely should have banned fuck or nerf
TCSG at least a little bit like the funny thing is though these guns haven't
been changed in years it's just they've nerfed so many guns over the span of 10
years it's like it's all that's left
10 seconds to insertion
like TCSG like wasn't used at all in like year one to year four
like everyone has located a bomb
you found a bomb, make your way to a location
take it in your cell phone again?
yeah I think on controller it's just ask because of the like you actually have to hit your shots on it
You can't just spray the reason my controller players love the SMG 12 so much is because you can just fucking get recoil headshots all the time
Well, the TCF you actually have
But the broken thing is like just sitting on a pixel with it
And I feel like mingo is a big part of like why people do it. That's why I'm doing it
the
people that the player you are coming to the bottom
the
Oh
Bro, I think I should have just tanked the malusi and took site when I had the chance
I should have been good. Yeah, like hi-key. I think that would have been really good
Ha
Cuz like the thing about malusi is like you don't know if I'm in or I'm out. Why you just hear the sound stop
That would have been like some big dick shit. I should have did that. Oh good. Oh
Oh, we got another close ass game here, bro.
Jesus.
Secure the bomb.
10 seconds.
40,000 hours vs. 300, AWARE.
BOOOOWRAP!
Wait, how many hours do you think you have in this game?
Don't know cuz I literally back in the day. I played on like five playstation accounts all through high school like
20 Xbox accounts probably like 20 to 30,000 hours realistically. I'm gonna say like over 30 probably
Yeah, but I don't know on my main
Like jigsie account on my Xbox. I have like 15,000 hours alone on that and I played on like 10 other accounts
and I only have like 10,000 hours on the way.
Not too much.
A bomb has been located by A4.
I'll take damage from the fire, I thought it was going to end soon.
oh my god this is actually sweaty as fuck man
fuck i should have taken the fire
i was the one who's got the fuck
all right all good all good
kind of think of what i want to play
hmm this off's so fucking good
Chetam sweating my nuts off over here man. Like goddamn. I'm sweating my fucking nuts off
You're very aware bro, like I feel like you know where I am the whole fucking time
Yeah, I mean I had a drone I see yeah, that's what I mean like I just can't find these fucking drones
Which like I swear to God the biggest skill gap in this game that nobody has ever thought about or talked about or
Or talks about is just using drones, but like not getting them shot
Like a lot of people just drone and get them shot like being able to know where somebody is just off of cheering off the drone is like huge oh
Yeah, I think the drone work is actually like
It's its own game. Yeah, it's its own game. It's why this game is so fucking like good though
Like a drone is literally the most powerful thing in the game
Because if you don't shoot my drone and I know where you are like I'm gonna win 75 percent of the time just off the fact that I know where you are
Oh, yeah
Wow.
I thought the smoke was going to go through the door a little bit, by the smoke.
Dude, oh my god, that's it.
Chattie's the most brain dead player ever.
I thought you were looking at me from the other side, so I was going to like walk through
the smoke.
Oh, that was so stupid.
Oh my god, oh my god, I had a cam on you.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh, yeah, that was actually so fucking dumb.
Wow, that was so dumb.
I was like, yeah, I mean, I spoke.
I spoke.
I shot the fire extinguisher.
I was going to like try to walk through it on some Thanos
shit.
I see, I see.
But I didn't know you were like holding that side.
I also thought it would go through the door more.
It did not go through the door at all.
that was so dumb Jesus down to ten seconds hey man never know till you try it no now
Now I know. Never doing that again.
Do that.
Bomb location secure.
Be advised, off-floor is located above.
Chatter, they got found the best 1v1 side in the game.
Oh my god.
This is all metal?
Holy fuck.
Can you see this?
I think you're kind of sore.
You're on glass?
Oh my god, you're on glass!
Oh, you're one.
Oh, shit. I lost that. Not the line.
I didn't kill you in the first spray.
I should have just pre-fired, but I have no ammo, dude.
Yo, I don't know what to do on this side, bro.
OK, I got to figure it out.
Yeah, let's just go back to the basics, bro.
I'm going to go this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh
Bro, oh my god, man
Might be going on that three here bro unless I can like fucking get a little comeback here
I need this around here.
Chad, I guess the downside of that side is like that metal bar helps him and me.
Oh wait, I forgot you can't even go the same site twice.
Oh my god, I just went like that.
I just went through my thinking you were going to be...
Bawr!
I went through my thinking you were going to be fucking up.
Oh my god.
We're running up the digits.
Alright, I can still win this maybe.
I was down on my head and decided to go under the direction of a mum-kuch-purs.
I hear you!
What?
I don't like this.
Bomb has been located in literally Malice's everywhere.
That's what I'm going to take out the dread.
I'm the unluckiest human ever.
One, how did that hit me? Two, how did I miss nine shots on it?
Okay. Yeah, GG. Wow, that's disgusting. I just put nine bullets into a Malusia and it didn't break.
Yes. Yes, traps to win.
I need to fucking ban Malusia on border.
Ah
Yeah, but when I put the chi and he played my Lucy, I was like this fucking goddamn offer dude
Well because the thing about it, bro
Is that you literally can never get caught off guard with malusia like you can't even you're gonna know where they are no matter
What they have to break it every time
Yeah
It is literally like the ultimate
Like gap filler like in a 1v1 you can't really watch everything but with malusia you can
Yes, you know up or down I think I'm down here
Down to five seconds
Up four has yet to locate a bomb
Up four locates a bomb
the
you know where the cans are on this map? Nope. Like some of them.
Where's that fucking hatch?
of
No, oh my god, you're okay to just kill your destroyer.
Dude, I almost killed you but I saw like the tip of your penis and I couldn't, I couldn't
hit you.
Oh my god.
This game is actually so close.
I know it's, it's, it's, it's totally fucked.
Oh my god.
Holy shit, man
Okay, we go jigs yeah, okay, you're gonna be down and you're gonna go fucking malusia
So I need to counter the fuck out of this. I mean, you can't be done. You can't be down. Okay. You are probably gonna be malusia though
So I still need to counter the shit. There's some case
This guy counters like fucking everything. Okay
Ha
You have a chat, Brava just takes too long and then also I run the risk of him shooting
my drone while I'm hacking it.
With this guy, I could just fucking get the chip.
Are you still getting on leak?
Yeah, probably, I probably am going to get on leak, but we might go map 3 at a later.
Dude, I'm almost, I'm almost silver one, Jimmy, I'm almost.
Oh shit, are you enjoying it? Yeah, I like it, but I also
Dude, it's like the thing about lead to me is it's like the most rewarding game when you win and the most demoralizing game when you lose
literally
Yeah
Like that feeling when you hear
Double kill triple kill watch rock here. I kill like no game in the world gives you more dopamine than me
period
Yeah
Not even fucking close
I used to play League when I was younger
Hey, you're Diamond, right?
Yeah
See, that's how I know you're a real ass gamer
is the fact that you hit Diamond and me
and you're just good at every other game
If you're a real competitive gamer
you've had a stint with League, period
Right here, you're ratting in fucking lobby
I feel like I probably shouldn't have told you that but like I also can't force this
kind of fight.
I had a feeling you heard me.
I thought the camera was moving.
I thought you were a malusia.
Oh my god.
What am I doing?
Why am I not needing the door?
All right, man.
I'm going to get out of here.
What am I doing? Why am I not needing the door?
All right, man! Fuck!
Map 3, I'm banning every trap in the goddamn game.
Waddle up!
Yes!
That's it. Here we go.
If you think once I left, you're gonna sprint into the place.
I'll try to get back to size fastball.
Yeah, you did a good job of doing that.
not have told you that I heard you lobby but I also like can't really sling that
because I guess you're such a bad gunfight for me all right man
good luck bro here we go here we go I'm all yeah I know I have utility but I
just thought I could take sight before he got back but I don't really know the
map that well so he just kind of was back in time wait why can't I start
the fuck switch team you know wait ready up
I keep flicking the right trigger again now, but it doesn't... whatever.
Can I use the Russian real quick?
Yeah, of course.
I'm a good pee.
I'll be right back.
Oh my god, I'm fucking pissed.
Hmm
I
Did I do that?
Yeah.
Just to see my dogs.
We've got a hell of a series here, kid.
I think 7575 no.
I think I was four or four seven some board. Yeah, good check. We're good. And we got a
goddamn ball game here. I actually don't mind casino as a one to one map. I just have to
learn a little bit more. Chat. It's border, bro. This is like the map, bro. I think low
key hot take chat. This is probably the best one to one map. Actually, no, it's Oregon.
Sorghum, but this is the second best because bro, it's not so fucking tight and crammed and it's just so much wood and wall bangs
That's so
No streamer leaves this stream more than you. Well, yeah, I have a small bladder
I'm not vaping or doing cocaine in the bathroom like you guys assume. I am I saw a small bladder
Take me out of here by the way
Yep, right
Shall I shall I too big too many windows too too many windows too many staircases
I'm sorry game for the game you suppressor yeah, dude this game this game. I'm playing like I'm gonna be locked
I'm gonna be fucking sweaty
I like that
All right, Timmy a bro. Good luck map three man. This is good luck. Come on
Honestly forgot about that part, but let's go
Bro, is your idea, buddy?
I know, I know, I can't believe I forgot.
Is your idea, dude?
We could call it off if you want now before map 3.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm a man of my word, mom.
Whoa, whoa, let me, okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I didn't forget.
This is getting banned off the rip.
And then Ado's getting banned after.
I don't even know if I beat you when you rocked Mel.
Maybe once.
I think one time on the, on the Oregon map.
Okay, let me thank you.
Barabang, Barabang.
Now, dude, this map's so good.
This map's so good from all the walls.
It's so tight.
Meet Captain Barabang.
Chad, this is it.
Matt, 3 vs. Timothy.
Timothy.
Wait, so, Timmy, what is like your best game ever?
Is it Apex Legends?
Hmm, I would say probably.
I mean, like...
I think I just kind of like to locate a bomb.
and I didn't picture it, but it's hard to say if it's like,
and I think I'm good at majority games, I'm saved by,
I game, I think I'm good at-
Yeah, me too, bro.
Just like, it just heals me all through life.
Yeah, I think my favorite thing about Apex
when I was like watching people's like,
montage and stuff is just,
the movement in Apex is so cool.
Like, I think Apex has like some of the best movement.
Oh yeah, definitely, definitely not the average area.
Now they're like, Timmy, for real bro, the only two games, the difference between me and
you Timmy is I think you're like naturally just a gamer, whereas I'm not.
Like the only two games I'm good at is R6 and Clash.
And those games I dumped like, I don't know, 40,000 hours into.
Like I don't know, that's literally the only way I get good at a game is if I literally
dedicate like 5% of my life to it.
That's a real statistic by the way.
That's the only way.
Yup. A 5% of my life is on siege arrows, I think.
Or something like that.
I would say...
You're advancing right at...
I'm just like seeing a shadow.
Why am I not flashing?
I'm just fighting a shadow.
I think in terms of multiplayer games, I've tried and played majority of them, but when
it comes to every other game, I don't know, I actually don't have a large variety of games.
I haven't really played like, what's holding me back.
to me also the fact that like just the fact that you're even diamond and league makes no
like that makes no sense like the fact that you're but people spend the average time somebody
takes to get diamond and league is actual years and like league is not even like your
main game or at all.
Well, I was actually my main game when I grew up like like obviously you play like
this you know the random games here and there but leave was probably the first game
like Ryan did secure the bomb oh I mean how long did it take you to get diamond
and leave Jimmy and what role you're definitely a mid laner I'm just
dancing here I would say I probably
I
So like four years
I'm
If it took you four years to get diamond in league, that means it's gonna take me like fucking six years.
I can't live without the band's snake, Jesus.
Here's my main.
Oh, brother.
I see you.
I
i gotta ban this fucker
that's getting bad
okay
it's got a showtime
come on come on come on come on
my bad no matt i was not locked jesus
I'm trying to think who did you play that last round?
Yeah, you're a Ram player, I forgot.
With all these wood walls, now I'm taking that shit out.
Yeah, Ram's broken on this map.
Huh.
All right, man, this is off to a horrible start.
The first round I saw a shadow for five seconds, then got literally gaped.
And then that round I got snaked 15 times and then like reversed no scopes.
like it at all it's okay I'm gonna bat snake and I'm hopefully gonna clean up my
play style here see what happens
God that's disgusting I don't really hate that fucking operator
I don't really know what I'm doing.
You must locate and defuse the bomb.
You have located a bomb.
Well, I know that you know that you know, but you know that I know that I know.
I don't know.
And I know that you know that we know.
And you know that I know that we know.
Ooh, that was an disgusting shot. Oh my god.
Wow, that was okay. That was fucking gross to me. Oh good shot. That's the best shot of the day. I know that was I
Like that that was fucking crazy
Okay, oh god, I almost forgot again Jesus, okay
What an almost memory loss
That was a fucking disgusting shot Jesus. Oh, I was on a pixel and I was got smoked
I saw you for like a quadrilla second
I'm gonna start playing like like a freak. I think bro. I'm just gonna play like a fucking psychopath
Yeah, it's psychopath time twin
Yeah, that was a that was a crazy shot. I could that's like the one death today where I can say like
I actually don't even know what I could have done
Because if I can't hold a pixel then Gage Gage
Shot him shot
Down to five seconds do not attempt to work the other cop better
That was actually kind of accurate wasn't but bro I have my whole life on this game dude
Hey, that was fire
Thank you for the game
Who's your favorite player to like play with uh
Ever price stompin
If you want to be honest
I'm just hearing that like stompin is just king. Yeah, he is
You're fine. Prime Stompin had the best prime ever.
Alright. Good round, Tim.
Obamor eliminated. Mission successful.
I wasn't... oh my god, you're fucking...
How did you even react that fast? Like legitimately, how did you react that fast? Did you hear... like hear me?
Uh, no, I mean, I didn't see you on site, so I had a feeling you were playing for a kill on me.
I got off.
Good fucking awareness, kid.
Alright.
I like that, I like that.
Yeah, I'm gonna stop playing like a fucking psychopath.
If I'm getting fried off pixels, I'm gonna have to start like meleeing you or something. I actually don't know what to do.
Alright.
So we got a little momentum here.
I'm not gonna be
If I could you did it oh my god, if you killed me there, I would have slept I would have slept
If I get smoked off a pixel then miss a melee and get shit on that. I'm I'm outing 5,000
Like dude fuck that noise
Who's better snaker day most definitely snake yo the thing about snake and day most is like
Like, they're the same concept, but Deimos just reveals your own position whereas Snake doesn't.
Like, why would you ever play Deimos over Snake?
I honestly can't even think of one good position.
Because like, with Deimos you take risk and you're forced to use that pistol.
With Snake you have the fucking F2 on a one shot at shot game.
The gun shoots like this, and you just know where they are the whole time.
They don't know where you are.
I don't know why anyone would ever play anything aside from Snake.
Overdainless.
Are you going soloist, bro?
I don't even know what I'm trying to think you're on soloist.
What am I here?
Can I say this? Or if you give an icon?
Yeah, she does it. I just saw it.
Psychopath.
What I'm like not even playing the game correctly. I think that the wrong way
I did not play that right I like leaned into the bullets I did not even mean to do that
Who's else do you play?
I feel like it's Batman.
He's a soulless band.
Oh, lie.
Did you do really good when you have info?
Bro, this is going to be tough.
I'm down so much.
God
Okay, I gotta go here no other option
This is fine
I
Can't
Only actually are you done?
Yo, I almost just fucked up. Oh my god
I still kind of sold
No, dude, I almost have the wrong class set up completely
Yeah. I don't think I've ever played this operator.
Oh, no, I don't see.
How different do you think they are?
You think they're like on stage, if you're listening?
The thing about console is console has better sound and better recoil control.
Better sound, actually. Yeah.
Way better. Like it's not even close.
Is there a reason?
I don't know.
Honestly, I don't know.
I don't know why it's better on console and the recoil is easier.
But PC has, um, I don't know, better frames, I guess.
I'll forefound a bomb.
You must defend it.
Bro, you're getting so good at routing drones to me.
Thank you shit that like goddamn. I think I found a drone in three hours
Geige
Do what I can do here.
Goin' above?
Oh wait, I didn't-
I didn't even know there was wood there, wait, what?
Oh god, I forgot there's wood there.
Oh my god, tg's.
oh my god
this is everything that can't go wrong is going wrong on boarder
oh my god I forgot there was wood there
oh my god
damn dude
I fucking sold Calypso and this map I'm just getting dumpstered
oh my god bro I forgot this word there man like honestly I thought it was
I thought I was saying wow
Five seconds before insertion
That's insane man
Wow, I forgot there's fucking wood there.
Oh, I'm tweaking. Oh my god, I'm tweaking.
You tweaking out? Oh my god.
I heard you eat stairs, but I thought the site was up top, so I thought I could try
to rush into sight. Jesus dude.
What are you at bro?
Are you that
You know Ram
You have located a bomb
of
the
death
of
the
Yeah, this is gonna be weird
Oh thank god. Oh thank god. Oh my god, okay.
Well, at least I can say I didn't get 7-1.
No head?
Let me chat if I stick that, I'm just pinned in a fucking corner, like I don't know.
I wanted to catch him when he came through the door, but I just could not get him.
No head. Okay.
I gotta just get like extra cringe here, bro
Okay, just missed it
Oh my god, I'm a judge.
Oh!
So you think you're gonna be grinding lead for a while? You're gonna go for diamond?
Bro!
Yeah, I'm definitely addicted to that fucking game.
Probably gonna be grinding lead for the rest of my life.
No, I get in gold.
Like, less than a year.
That's pretty good.
Bro, fucking Muda got platinum like less than a year.
Really?
What did I apply in like two months or three months?
I got a damn.
Now.
What did I apply like instantly?
Oh, that was... that was a terrible thing.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
the
death
of
death
of
I
I don't mind seeing that activity.
Is that a bug?
15 seconds left. 10 seconds to go.
Oh my god dude. Oh my god. I thought I was dead. Oh my god. I thought I was dead chat
when I didn't kill almost for that first fucking exchange. Jesus. Yo Skobos is such a good
one. We won't operate. I basically have 200 health. But you have me 20 health and
my spot bodies just kind of weird I I called you on the third time but it
didn't actually let me like I like to track you which yeah how does that work
is it because he was tracking my old scopos robot or something oh it's because
I don't did you red ping my new one oh do I need a red ping that I think you
have to red ping both of them I think right Chad oh I honestly don't know
located bomb yeah you have to reckon with them that's why that's why i see
because it let me like let me scan you mean like the same guy
bye bye i mean at least you're thrown is found a bomb
five seconds to go bro that is so strong the chat oh my god
i just had a counter-stamos a lot
I'm being honest I was not even doing it for that I was just doing it so I could get
like aggressive as fuck early game and then TP back.
But bro, I'll fucking take it.
I
No, not the fucking mood of shop, please
Was they even close
I think the freebie do that's a thing bro. You can never be the first guy to fucking wall bang dude
Yeah, it's kind of like a freebie. Yeah, because then you just know exactly where my head is now
Damn bro that that's fucking rough. All right, let me think bro. I just feel like I'm like
I don't think this is a bad shot at all
Oh my gosh, I need to get the I need to get forced right here Jesus
I'm in fucking hell right now
I need to get 4th grade.
5 seconds in counting.
Yes, the sudden get red paint.
Yes.
Oh, what was that?
Spotted!
Spotted on the wiffy?
Oh my god.
Yo, when Scopus was talking, could you hear her or not?
good work. Like I don't even know. Oh my god. Thank God. Dude, when you hit her, I was
sitting on the skull post robot, like I was standing behind it. And when you rammed it,
she was like, observation to it, it's under attack. And I was like, if he can hear that
and I died, I got to know if you can hear me talking. Yeah, I don't think so. It
was completely silent, but it's also hard to hear because my Ram was like going crazy,
know yeah I got you okay you got to be down you got to go down okay cool this
should be good
I don't know what to play man like honestly I don't know what to play this
could be fucking broken I feel like nobody uses this shit
10 seconds to go, 5 seconds before insertion, a bomb must be located and abused.
I'm so confused are you knocked out?
I thought you won up?
You have located a bomb.
Joe is this a 5-1?
Oh shit alright come on come on we need three more.
I feel like you're roaming because there's no sites not even set up.
That was crazy.
If I was in a better spot, I think I'd kill him there.
They really just missed me out there.
We had them wall bang almost hit you really?
Yeah, one of them almost hit me.
of
the
of
the
of
the
I
Come on. No, I knew that was coming. I fucking knew it. Come on
I need to win this defense man Jesus
Oh, I did win this defense so bad, like so bad.
Chat surely this is just a play, man, cuz like, yeah, he's gonna go deimos so this
is just gonna fuck it.
I also haven't broke this out once.
YES!
I like it, I like it.
5-4 has yet to locate a bomb thing.
I don't know what to do with it.
You have been spotted by hostiles, fall back.
No, wait, you're wrapping me?
How did you not die?
What? Are you serious?
Is my team a nitro?
Fuck yeah, he does.
Bro, how did you not die?
This is how you die.
Oh wait.
Wait what?
Wait wait wait wait wait.
I never heard you drop.
That's just bullshit.
I never heard you drop.
What?
When did he drop?
I think I dropped with a grenade.
Wait, what?
What happened to your demo scan?
I'm so lost. I'm so confused actually his demos wait, what?
Yo GGs man, I started that game off absolutely horribly. Oh my god
Yeah, but I'm so confused. I never even heard him drop or saw it. What's up a demonic ass death was that I
Remember that that was it
Yo GGs Timmy brown three close games without you. It's a lot of fun, bro. Geech. I'll just get hella fun
Oh, jeez, bro. Geez. Geez. Geez. Geez. Geez. Oh
Oh my gosh, dude, I'm actually like I don't I'm I started that game off horribly at least
I thought back a little bit there at the end.
I was good.
That was good.
It was close.
Honestly, we hadn't really close matches.
I know he was stainless, but I don't know.
I never saw him or heard him drop.
I just kind of got shot in the back.
I'm pretty sure.
Okay.
I'm pretty sure I dropped with the grenade explosion, but I don't know if the.
But your scan was like there and then you were just like behind me.
I don't.
I think I'm tweaking.
Your aim is just crazy, bro. Like, I don't know. Your aim is insane. Good shit.
Thank you, bro.
Yo, I'm just glad I won fucking Oregon, bro, because that's like my map.
If I went to Austin, Oregon, I would have had like depression. Frosting the bike.
But GGs, man. Yo, Timmy, I'm a guy out in the league.
All right, sounds good. And you're fucking moving, though.
Dude, the, uh, what's it called? Scopo's Soldiers is fun, man, and 1v1s.
But yeah, those were good ass games. Good ass games.
I'm just glad I won Oregon chat to be honest. I'm I'm just glad I won Oregon. I'm just glad
I won't order.
God, those games were so fucking close.
Seven, four, seven, five, seven, five.
Like legitimately.
Legitimately, that was just, that was so fucking fun.
Yeah, dude, when he showed time to me with the SMG-11
in sight. That was when I was like, all right, I'm probably gonna lose this. That shot was insane.
I love it how people just say scammed, like as if I'm like, God or something and have to like
pay up in one second. Like I physically can't even move my hands that fast. All right, I just,
I just picked Timmy. GGs, that was, dude, that was so close. That was so fun.
Okay, I think we hop on Summoner's Rift and see what the word is.
Yo, if I load up a league game, and motherfuckers are spamming question marks, I'm gonna leave!
You just face each player that's looked like dog shit.
Alright.
Well, no, Timmy's a 1.6 KD PC champion, and he beat me by two rounds.
out. I also like absolutely launched map to I absolutely like map to I should have one
I launched that map. You guys like Timmy's like some bars up like bro he's a champ on
PC with a 1.6 KT. All right chat I'm gonna go P should I queue with Muda what do you
You guys think should I?
you
Yo, chat.
Guys, I can't do Anthony.
Where's Moody in the game?
Where's he at?
What's Moody doing?
Oh my God, dude.
Oh, he's in a game. He's in a game. And it looks like it's about to be over. Let me
call him, bro. I feel like I should do it with Muda. Let me call him.
Jeff, what rank is Moody right now?
Gold two?
Jeff, tell Moody to Jenny Collin.
Jenny Collin.
Jeff, what rank is he right now? Gold two?
Bro, what is this guy typing?
Jinxy, you deserved to lose.
Don't scripted games like you come back and a male
Anise I'm just gonna ban you for lack of intelligent what bro bro what 12 hours 12 hours on your ass
Loose scripted games
Like what kept them with a joint call joint call
And it's well, why does Tom catch you so much damage?
What is this guy doing?
Oh, Jiddy calling?
Where's he at?
Yo!
Yo, Muto, you ready?
Yes, I'm down, bro, but it's 31 minutes, bro.
I'm in a Thanos game right now.
Screen chair, screen chair, screen chair.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
Dude, I went like a 6 win streak, bro.
Almost gold one.
Bro, you were planned.
What the hell happened to you, kid?
Oh, I know, I know, I know.
Yo, I've actually never seen your Yone gameplay firsthand like this in screen share.
Dude, you're about to witness greatness.
Are you ready?
Watch this shit.
Triple kill, triple kill right here, triple kill right here.
They're overextended.
Walla, triple, walla.
Sean?
Why'd you be back there?
Why?
Because it was gonna end anyway.
I'm a twitch shatter. I'm just gonna backseat you. No, no stop that shit
Poppy just said almost that 100 kills let's do it guys what type of demonic ass game is this
Wait, Muda, you're him. You just dodged the stun.
I'm locked in it up. Yes, I'm locked. You just dodged the stun?
Yes, but I'm locked right now. Wait, you're him. What the fuck?
Is that your Q? What was that? What is that, your E?
Yeah, that was my E. Bro, Muda, that was clean.
Wala, that was clean.
Dude, chat, why does it do so much damage?
He's not really supposed to, is he just fed?
Dude I think, yeah I'm having a 10.
Oh, not really.
Why are you backing?
You know what, you're actually right, thank you.
I'm your Twitch chat bro, just deal with it.
Or I'm any League Twitch chat.
Why are you farming this?
No no, stop, stop!
I'm sorry.
get a better camera you look awful yep I'm gonna get better camera you little
shit stain I am getting better camera fuck I can't talk
I feel like my tts fucking message is on for chat though
you have tts for this you must actually hate yourself yo if I put tts on this
shit I would like play it dude well the chatters I'm just gonna go ahead and say
it bro like I don't think there's a worse like no
game anymore why flash all right that
team can't just so overextended see and
then they just should like this with a
jet oh my god they just in we did elder
of june have elder bro how many of them
have elder bob how much check for oh god
june just into though why the fuck did
did he do that?
I should muck it up after that.
Yeah, all Tamcatch had to do was just team fight and it's over.
If you literally just team fight with Elder, you end the game.
But now it's a fight before and he doesn't have Elder buff.
You low key have to fight now because Tamcatch is off the board.
Nice.
Muta actually nice.
Good dodge.
Nice Muta.
No, he has fucking...
I still? Whoa.
Wait, why would she hit her away? He was one.
Time to go, go, go, run, die, die, die!
Poppy just arred somebody away, that was one hell. She's like helping him?
Poppy just saved that guy's life, one lock.
They're saying you need Bork.
Wait, Muta, you low-key do need Bork.
They have like three tanks.
No Bork, no Bork.
Yeah, I don't need Bork.
Actually, yeah, low-key Bork is good here.
Muta, they have three tanks.
Well, lock in Bork.
I know.
Well, my coach, my coach told me to never build Bork ever.
Okay, then don't do it, honestly.
Should I sell something and buy Bork?
Oh, you guys have soul, but they have...
Yeah, they have elder. Well, you guys have installed is good
That's what what do I what do I sell here's all LVR maybe
Jack stop putting these fuck-ass question marks, bro. His coach is like a challenger you little shit stains
Tell shield bogey old yo, I want to drone fucking Baron
No, no, no, no, no, no, at least drone it
I don't know what poppy's doing my god she's out of position
no we did say give we're fighting for no reason bro that classic oh my god this is so
of cork-core. Yep, man, it is. The playlist fight for no reason. What's everybody's obsession
with 2v4s in this game? Like, I actually understand this. Like, what do y'all think's gonna happen?
Dude, I think we just lost the game, man. Yeah, you did. Well, they backed. They can't
end. You're good. They can't end. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.
The Blanc's movement kit is insane.
It's insane.
Oh my god.
She actually needed help.
She's like rolling by turrets.
Yo, they can't end.
You got this Luda.
Of course the one time, like we're about to play, you're in a three hour game.
Bro.
Like.
It's all good.
Just win, bro.
Just win.
It'll be worth it.
Yeah, if I lose this game dude, I'm running all your games down.
I just hit that right now, bro.
Well, your whole team's back.
I don't think y'all should fight.
All right.
Oh, my God.
So, Sion, why walk into five people?
I feel like this game is so easy to just be good at.
Bro, that's what I'm saying.
Like, Sion, why walk into five people?
This is gold?
What's his plan?
This campcatch is sold no he didn't boy just died dude how does he have so much
Dan like hell
Bro tempest why would you tell me not to build bar? Oh
My god, it's build is so shit
Same one will be just lost oh save wall
Wait wait wait wait hold up mood up wait a minute
sounds bad
I'm about to piss myself watching this oh my god oh my god oh my god I'm about to actually
pissed myself watching this actually the truth yalla the block is the truth
yeah it's all soul 40 seconds it's all so what is this elder that's not so much
elder you can tell this guy's a later classic later classic later you guys
have so brown what do you mean this is so okay you need to team fight on elder
Say five outer it does not find out or it's just over ping it like 86 times
Your turrets are gonna be back up soon. They can't oh my god. I see me
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
This is actually cinema.
Y'all, this is cinema.
We're getting that pit, boy.
Getting that goddamn pit.
Victor that, Twitch that?
No.
Yes!
No, wait, wait, wait.
You guys be down with us.
Oh no.
please oh god I can't even watch this
we need elder focus elder no yes and so your hand so your hand
I
Spectre spectre spectre spectre spectre spectre spectre spectre spectre spectre spectre I think they got it
Wait, he's one second. Oh, no
You guys and you guys and you guys and you guys and
The next is not the flag
next up save walla save walla sayon yeah oh my god oh my god oh my god yeah
this is the best game on the planet I was living a guy laughing for five minutes
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, you're getting 20? 20 LP. Dude, look at this. Jixie, look at this.
21 and 11. Oh, you're actually going off. Oh my God. You're actually going off.
15 and six, seven and four. Big three, big three, big three, big three.
All right, Muda. It's showtime, baby. We have no coaches with us. We're like two kids venturing
out. So remember the one time we did no coaches and I went like 10 and one and you
and you went like fucking 20 and two.
Yep, 17 and two I think.
Brahmuta, I need three wins over one.
I don't know if I'm gonna play three games,
but I'm gonna just play it by ear.
I'm gonna play it by ear.
Cue it, cue it, cue it, cue it.
All right, how many do I, how much?
Are we rocking 40?
I have no delay.
Buh.
All right.
No, no, no, we're good, we're good.
I have like eight second delay.
I can play three champs, don't worry.
Okay
Yeah, look here master yee boy your warbix even better than your master yee, which is surprising
Like I thought master you bro mood up mood up my my win percentage on warbick is 62. I'm not even getting in
What does it wait? Was it warbick your first character anyway?
Yeah, but I wasn't really good with him and then I am I
Don't know bro somewhere along the line something just started clicking. Oh, no, it's 61 my bad 61
Yeah, well, honestly, I haven't played in I haven't played in a day, I think.
Yo, do you play League every day?
Yes, every day.
Even off-stream.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll play like in the morning, like I'll play like two games in the morning before I go
live or two games at night before I go to sleep.
Jennifer, what I'm about to do at the end of like, most of my streams where I'm
just chilling is, wait, why'd you get...
I got bought, bro.
Oh my God, I got bought.
Oh my god, I got a lot trade trade you need to trade you need to swap roles
You need to swap roles bro, just say I only mid
Bought Yone scuttle crab question mark
Can you type type to I OTP Yone mid swap just say swap swap if
If swap if you want me to 1v9 I am I am Korean challenger
Merth and
Drula and banned first off you can't say this Mercer said Raptor said I OTP twisted fate mid five seconds
Oh my god, you're- fuck, you denied me.
Wait, you're actually playing- are you playing ADC Yone?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
No, no, no, no, no.
Wait, are we going to get double LP for this though?
How does this work?
No, so my second fill- my second fill is bot.
It used to be top, bro, and then I got, uh, lane against, um, who was it?
I think it was like the nazis and it was uh, oh dude. No no no no no no no. Oh wait they're saying it can work
My chat saying it can actually work. They're saying it's not that bad
Bro come dude, I'm gonna be honest like Muda. This is on some real shit, bro. All right
Yeah, as your boy you have to learn something outside of Yone like Muda. You have you cannot just wait
I'm working on Yasuo. I'm working on Yasuo. Bro, who are you a fucking cringes lured?
Muda, Muda, just, okay, you have Yone down.
Good, you have, just somebody simple, someone simple.
That's what my chat says too, bro.
Dude, I could pick up Annie, but bro, Annie's so boring.
So you guys are saying ironic, I understand Yi and Warwick.
Like I'm better on Warwick, but I understand Yi and Warwick.
And I play, and I play Wukong too.
I have a 67% win rate on Wukong through like 20 games.
Bro, I have three characters I understand.
Muda literally just plays Yone.
You can't just play your name and then bro the games on streamable because if you get snipe, they're just gonna ban it
True true. I'm actually surprised don't even get banned this game one long surprise
All right, tell him a zeer. Yo learn a zeer bro. He's a dude. Yeah, that guy
Tempest who's your coach first-time message switch partner if he locks in yasuo you have to dodge jigsie
Yeah, don't you have like an eight win percentage on yasuo or something?
No, no, no, no, get this guy out of here.
Muda, but you should have just do mid top, no?
As your second fill.
I do, I used to, bro.
But then I got lane that gets elo-wide, bro.
You know that, girl?
Elo-wide?
A lowey, but, bro, that's...
Muda, that's just one-off-one.
That's like a one-off.
Bro, normally if somebody mids, their second fill is top.
And then vice versa.
Yeah, and then you get fucking Rammus jungler ganking top.
And I just can't do anything, and I'm gonna die.
Yo, chat, you wanna know a little fun fact?
I've literally never played against Rammus.
I have 300 games played, I've banned him every game.
I've literally never played Rammus.
Maybe like one time?
The little turtle fuck.
Yo, Chet, is there anything different bot than mid?
Oh, nice. I'm already half HP.
Yo, yo, hey, Luna, you're my boy.
I'm telling you sell this, bro. Locked in.
I'll beat the brakes off you.
Yeah, okay.
Come on, this fucking fucking game.
Chalock can actually focus. I have not played League in like a day, in like a day.
Anivia.
Chat, what are the odds that's on a pixel, queuing on an NA account? What are the odds?
Maybe 5%?
I think only gets to play League?
Yeah, he plays Anivia.
But the thing about League is everybody that's a real gamer has played League.
True.
Yo, you think you're a competitive gamer?
Cool.
Play League of Legends, bro.
It's all the Mickey till you play this shit.
This is the Monocats game.
Well, everyone I know in real life has played League too.
Muta, actually, Valorant?
Radiant.
What game takes more skill?
Valorant or League?
League.
He's right.
I died. No, I'm gonna please, I'm gonna please kill like his thing. I mean I could
gank but then I'm just skipping camps. I cannot, but it's not gankable. Wait, chat,
What happens if I gank Anivia?
Does she turn into an ag?
Oh my god, I'm gonna die here.
I'm gonna back back back.
Yo, if y'all can get back quick, I can gank.
Wait, our support is misfortune?
Ah, get me out of here.
Yeah, I know.
Our support is fucking MF.
I know. Yo, my coach is telling me if I get to level 3, oh my god, and I lost my voice off last game.
Oh my god.
I'm ganking bot if she like overstays.
I mean, she's saying, she's saying.
I'm ganking bot.
I'm gonna flash and just kill her.
She flashed and still died.
Wait, flashed?
Okay, she flashed, I flashed, all good.
Japan flashed.
No, I actually had to flash.
Jack, don't, don't you dare.
I had to flash.
No, I'm not doing this shit tonight.
Jack, she literally flashed.
I'm gonna kill Teemo in a second, too.
Alright, my teammate just fucking baited me.
Thanks for the cannon.
Nice.
I mean, Fiora, oh wait, he's 1 HP, never mind. I'm a piece of shit.
So I'm actually a whole other person.
Did Caitlyn flash?
Yeah, Caitie flashed.
Yeah, I just realized, you know, I've been down to that grade of the monster.
I blame my teammate for not helping me, but then she was 1 HP and then I stole her cannon anyways.
Yeah, I think I'm just a horrible person, guys.
So, my bot lane is Yone, MF.
Yeah, oh my god, just wait.
I think I'm gonna have like 35 kills, Steve.
I have to gank T1 now.
Yeah, I actually like your role, they've bet it in your E, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yo, wait, I need to kill this guy.
Well, bro, you know what it is, I can explain it.
T1 dead, T1 dead.
Fuck him, fuck him, fuck his ass.
It's a bush, it's a bush.
It's a fucking guy!
Mooda, you know what it is, bro?
You know why my war works better?
Um, yeah, I'm gonna go drag here.
It's because of the blood sense.
It's just so OP.
His blood sense answered.
It makes you run faster, but you also never miss a gank.
You literally never miss a gank.
Yo, Mooda, is there a way where you guys can come dragon?
Uh...
You know what?
Do your thing!
Don't worry as long as you guys keep bot shoved. I can get dragon
Now we're good we have fun. So I have fun
But I can you come dragon maybe just now just in case
It's fine, it's fine chill
I forget ever come to you ever come to you
Good call nice. I'm out. Hey, that's a dragon, baby. Muda. That's a fucking dragon, baby
Wait, I miss collect. Oh my god
Yo chat I just missed my e button five times
times. I don't care, I got dragon, I literally don't give a fuck.
Jen, I just misclicked my E button five times. It's because my keyboard, I haven't been
on keyboard all day. Kill me Nibbia, kill me Nibbia. Please, Mura.
No! No! Dude, I tried, bro. I tried. I got two kills, bro. I got two kills.
Chat, do I just Q there and E that, maybe? I don't know. Whatever. Two for two.
Chat, stop with these fucking Quetshtapers!
I cannot play with this shit on!
Holy fuck! You guys wonder why I never win on stream. Literally never. It's because of you, fucks!
I swallow, swallow. Like, actually.
What do you do?
I actually have anxiety to do a bad play with Tremon in League of Legends.
Bro, Muta, I actually would have... I don't know, I might have died anyways, but I misclicked my EVE three times and died.
Alright.
Yeah, I'm not a keyboard player, bro. Like I still got a shit like that. My mechanics are so bad
I died
Wait, this kate I can kill this katie if you if you back if you come back soon
I'm gonna do my thugs and go to oh god. Oh god
mf staff
Why do you tell me that now?
Oh my god, so wait I already built this all
What do I do?
Do I just keep it? Yo, Muda. I'm gonna get it in like 20 seconds. So like 10 seconds
Yeah, baby, baby, I'm going to I'm probably gonna kill whoever I can but I'll be there
All right, I'm on my way. I'm on my way. Where they at. Are they in the bush?
Maybe maybe I don't know. I think they're back
Yo, this kid's not even on Krugs. Where is this kid?
All right, I'm gonna go grab his pocket. Wait, Timo's dad here
Well, maybe it's gigantic. She's un-gankable
Wait, Tempest, why can I not go show bo-bot? Oh, no, maybe I thought of me. I have to kill his Timo
I should have saved my fucking arm.
Oh my god, you guys are right.
I should have saved my fucking arm.
my fucking are oh my god you guys are right
bro i should have art away and led with eq e then art out
No, that's not... oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Yo, can you fucking help me, Fiora?
Jesus Christ!
Fucking hell!
How many things do you need little shit yes see that's why you help you are that's why
you help that's why you help
Okay, so this is the shield ball, okay?
Alright, that was W, W, W.
Bro, Jixi, I'm feeling good about this, bro. Four kills, three kills.
Wait, wait, wait. Kill me. Kill me, Anivia. Kill me, Anivia.
He's an egg, bro. Kill him!
I'm roughing this guy. I need to get the shutdown. I need the shutdown.
Yes! Let's fucking go! Drag now! Drag now!
Muda, come track please. I know you're low, but please.
Muda, please, please, please, please, please, Muda. I mean, I don't know if I can right now, dude.
Alright, if you can, you can. All good.
No, I mean, fuck it.
No!
Oh my fucking...
You're the best ever.
Muda, you're the best ever.
Oh my god.
Muda, you're the best ever.
Muda!
Oh my god, I got that!
You're the fucking god, Muda!
Yo, my boy!
That guy said you were staying there.
Did you see that?
I saw, I watched, I was watching.
You actually dumpstered on that guy.
Oh my god, I lost my voice.
Did you ever lose your voice?
Uh, chat, do I?
I don't think I do, bro.
I don't think I do.
To be honest, no, I don't think I do.
Well, that's probably game now because the jungle is gapped and, yeah, that's two dragons
and Muta's huge.
Muta, you're actually to go.
Good shit, bro.
Genuinely.
Great work, Muta.
That was fucking beautiful.
Come on, moon out!
Oh dude, now it's just over, bro.
Eight kills, you have four kills.
Yep.
Bram, we got two drags too, that's big.
But yeah, my goal for today
is to literally only make good decisions on dragons.
Like I'm just only gonna make good decisions.
I'm not gonna force anything.
Check it Merks, that stone razor is low key OP.
I think he built Tabi until 4 AP.
What is that here? I don't know what that means either.
So we want to build Merks?
Wait Jack, should I undo? Should I undo?
I think I can- can you make this Katie out maybe?
Yeah, I'm just- I'm just- I'm just- I'm just in-
That fucking guy dude, no.
No you didn't.
Oh, I lived.
I'm invading.
You can't dress so I have time to undo it.
No, look to the big cat.
What do you mean AP, though?
Wait, I can kill the Zerath.
Did you see that meat?
Oh.
What does that mean if they're all AP?
Missed
AP just means they're magic and you're building defense against melee
Not melee, but like attack damage
And the team is for AP
bad this mother I know it was a bad flash I didn't mean to do it shut up I know I
know I know I mean watch Japan flash Japan flash
oh my god JC I fucking love that oh yeah that's what happens when I have
literally one confidence you need to play around I'll never lose in this game
ever
Katie was last he made I need a back-and-bye wait, so I can't undo now I can't even sell it can I sell it
Fuck that I don't think it Matt like I don't think it matters right now. We're so ahead
That'll ball you're so arrogant
Well, it's not because look tops losing and mids losing right if Muda wasn't here bot would probably be losing
I mean, that's just the round of the situation if I have one winning lane
I can play around him perfectly and yeah there again
Because I actually know how to play around my team
What now what now what now I got real now
I'm going to do my camps and go right into that dragon.
Mudo, could you try to meet me on that dragon soon?
We're the only ones that can get it.
Dude, and I'm already there, bro, I'm waiting for you, so I'm going to name on him, bro.
I'm going right to drag.
This dragon will be slain by your hands.
Do you understand me?
Let's go.
Yo, I kind of want to kill this deer at first, but no, I'm not going to.
I'm just going to get the dragon.
pushing that shit yeah I did not that was supposed to be a vision war
push me push me get in my ripped and push me I'll be back I'm gonna come right
ever yeah it doesn't matter I'm good
you can do that with Yonek yeah where'd you go where'd you go where'd you go
Yo, did he actually? Oh, I still haven't smacked him.
Monk!
I'm diving the Caitlyn.
That was a good ass smite!
I want to kill this Caitlyn so bad.
What did I just say to you?
I just said to you.
A lot of times I don't make a difference.
Yo, but Chad, you know what I hate about Warwick's R?
Is I tried to R and kill the Katie, but if anyone's blocking, I just can't R then.
Yeah, bro.
My ult too.
I actually hate that.
Because like, I would have killed the Katie and got away.
That's what I absolutely hate about is R.
It's fine Chad, it's three dragons to zero.
I'm just going for clips at this point.
That's what I hate about Warwick's R
because Evelyn's like, she doesn't even know what she's doing.
She just like unintentionally blocks me.
It's actually annoying.
I wish I could R on whatever my mouse is hovering.
What do you mean, BC? You just told me to build Canic!
Because, bro, like, those are the kills that make me want to pull my dick out when I'm, like,
arring past the turret to kill you. Like, that's the shit where you just feel my aura.
when she's channeling and she's dead like that's a fucking jungle gap channeling
in front of your teammates and I'm still getting to you
why are we getting the tower why are we getting the tower I'm gonna go with a
Okay, Dina's back.
Oh, thank god I killed her. Thank god.
Thank god I killed her.
Where did those guys come from?
300 games, it doesn't understand the difference between AP and Melee.
I mean it's not even that, it's just like, I know the difference between magic and Melee,
But it's like, some characters are magic and also melee, like, I don't know.
Well actually, I guess the way I would respond to that is like, I don't even know what characters are magic, sometimes.
That's kind of what I would say.
Cause you know, there's like 200 champions.
Oh my god.
I'm invading.
We're doing pretty good right now, bro. I'm here mid. I'll let you but drag up one minute. I shot everybody
Are you better now? Are you doing damage?
No, I'm about to just kill katie on up. Dude every lane is losing except for
Come here bitch
I'm gonna kill the Zerath Malto. Katie dead, Zerath about to be dead
Well I'm like getting so much movement, every time I do damage.
Then my Xerath just instantly ran for his base.
You know what?
I can still kill this kid, though.
Well, so much of like, oh yes, that fear was so good.
Did you see that fear?
Oh my god, that fear was so fucking good.
I feared the Teemo off me.
I'm gonna back and then go right to Baron.
I think we're not gonna go for bear
We're just let's go for soul. Yeah soul soul, please, but let me back. Hey back my back my back
Jen I think that flash is the only reason why I got the kill now
Have you got flashes literally the only reason why I got the kill
All right, jeez jeez
Cause then what Timo just blinds me and I get 2v1 and then you got to stay having question
barks now.
I need to be here.
I need to turn this game on.
I don't have to go right over here.
Just block her off cause I'm going to smite this.
Sit down.
Oh my god.
I need to be here.
I need to turn this guy out.
I don't have to go right, I don't have to go right.
Just block her off because I'm going to smite this.
Sit down.
Oh yes.
Dude, we're still gold.
You're actually the best one out of my fucking life.
dude we should wait we have to ride this yes let's push this bro I'll
literally never lose if me and you are doing well like legit never yeah and
bro we actually have a we have a piece of shit mid later and a piece of shit
top later we're still just like duo carry it that's soul by the way
We should have done Baron bro.
Oh this is bad.
We should have went for Baron.
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.
Yo go Baron, go Baron.
Wait let me back, let me back then Baron, back then Baron, back then Baron.
I love being able to communicate to it, it's so good.
Oh god, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
I'm under the longest back of my life.
Yo, I think we should go Baron, no?
No, no, no, no.
Ah, actually it...
I feel like a bad Baron is the only way we could lose the game though, no?
Dude, let's just fucking do it, bro.
Alright, we're good enough to escape if we have to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm more than...
They have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have
all right that okay get ready cuz I'm gonna all the way if we get like a five
minute I'm going in I'm going in I'm not going out if they come up they're
here
we're gonna good fucking shit bro watch out it's a shroom there
Oh
All right, I'm back in a back in my item a bike item I
Just get every dragon man. How can you be a jungler who just gets every dragon?
All right be careful Emily could be there. I don't know where it is
Oh my god, I almost died
If I didn't are there I would have died I'm not even getting holy shit
I think I'm like 1v9 right now
So I could like 1v9 if I wanted to right why are I think that was the best R in human history now
He said he knows like the best R that's ever been done, right?
What do you mean, YR?
I would have died if I didn't.
Yo, push this in him.
Why am I doing no damage to the Entemps?
I have R in three seconds
I'm not gonna die.
Bridge.
What the fuck I do?
Get out of my game.
Get out of my fucking game.
I mean Mooda one like the truth fuck out of my fucking game
Mooda one like the truth are Jinxie there. No, bro. You're one like you're the truth, bro
You're the truth, bro. Every single dragon was taken there every single Baron was taken there
But I was not that was not a me, but I was a we did good there, bro. Mooda ditch. Yo, bro. Mooda. I'm off, bro
I'm off man. I'm down to run it like I mean, I don't even know
I don't think I'm doing anything tomorrow. I'm down about it tomorrow, bro
I think honestly if we just keep doing our win percentage is gonna be actually crazy like
Because well like I swear I just keep getting like piece of shit junglers, bro
And I feel like they're like way black that walley should be gold walley should be gold bro
I think I just got to play more games man. I'm close. I'm close to gold. I'm almost over one
That's gonna win more games, but mood up GG
new clash update was fun as hell, siege was fun as hell, shout out Timmy, league was fun
as hell. I don't know man, I think that's what like dude I think mainly I'm gonna grind
clash, siege and league and then like occasionally sprinkled in other games too obviously and
like marathons and stuff like that.
But yeah, bro, like chat, upcoming schedule boys.
I think what we do is start upcoming schedule.
September 17th, we got obvious,
sanctuary September 20th,
we got 100 Schumer Fortnite Tournament September 26th,
birthday stream,
September 27th, FNCS Globals,
October 5th, beating hardcore Minecraft with Ron and Loose.
I also think October 5th, we should do,
or October 31st,
we should do can't end until Unreal and Fortnite.
Unreal and Fortnite.
Chat, another just like WS stream, bro, honestly.
Guys, love y'all boys, man.
I had a hella fun today, little seven hour stream,
played three games.
Chat, love y'all boys and I'll see you guys.
you