Hello? He's actually back. Yes. Yes. You're right.
What's up? What am I, team? This, this Caleb does no, like, I, I don't get it. He's
no damage
I mean, it's not that she does no damage, she does in attack
what the fuck is this shit
my unit just doesn't attack
how do I fix that?
you actually came back, yes, man
How's it going? It was good.
Holy shit, this thing does so much damage.
My finger is like numb.
I like carried too many groceries at once, and now one of my fingers are numb.
How do I fix it?
Like how do you fix this shit?
Do they even know?
I don't get it
He's actually back.
Yes, man.
Great observation.
Okay.
Awwwww.
Am I just playing Unara?
Build Water plus one?
Team building maybe is playing Yasuo?
Into Gumbly to devoid shogun adaptive adaptive shogun BF. I do believe I will play in some unara
GGs
Unara Pogjam
You better fucking all okay, thank you. Yeah, you better all want to go okay
This Caitlyn unit I mean to be fair it has Kraken IE only there's no we kraken gonna
because he just ults it for an hour but like still
What's his Ionia?
Ionia.
35% chance of ink damage.
I'm this one surely the only play 3 I own you right?
Probably
Component buff
Ashley trying today? Yes, yes man!
I've been trying!
G?
How about it buddy?
I think you might have actually just lost the 5-3 from that.
GG.
Okay.
I know I could have 5-3.
I was just 5-RG.
Nico2.
Honestly, I won the previous round, I'm sure.
This was the strongest one.
Nico2.
I'm not sure.
I won the previous round? Sure, probably did.
Mmm... This way's the strongest, then.
Niko 2.
Leona.
430 Bintrak, bro. Isn't it actually disrespectful?
If you guys accuse me of not trying and I say that I'm trying,
aren't you guys basically just saying that I'm bad, then?
Isn't it actually disrespectful, then?
Yes.
I probably should have sold the...
What is this? Lucky item chest.
Vi.
rumble last shield level lucky item chest jay
I mean I could play Zinvain for...
I mean then I would drop 4 Defender Frontline.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Crimean crowns will glass cannon, crimean river.
Gains 20, I mean, it's not that.
Little buddies, is that good?
Not really, I mean, it's not that, it's not this.
Hey, bro, okay, just give me a front line item,
please man, something good.
What?
The fuck?
Reforge.
I mean, how bad is this on set?
400 health?
20 armor, 20 MR, 25...
Oh holy fuck, Enos here, welcome back.
Thank you buddy.
I was looking for,
I appreciate the fucking subs.
Thank you, Enos.
I was looking for Kendrick, good.
I mean, I was thinking maybe I can actually still play.
It's pretty bad.
He didn't lie, he came back WTF.
WTF.
my my fucking the finger is numb how do I fix it you know
Let's investigate. They'll never know what hit him.
How do I get Ionian?
Did I just sell my Ionian? No, I don't have one.
one. Then I just lost four defender and uh what's it called?
Quintraker and Azindal, the Vypaird, Nunaura on six. I am a fucking beast.
It's actually weaker. It's weaker. I mean it actually is weaker probably. I hope!
How am I last pick here?
It's always felt
Is this a six hour flight? No
What is this two star two star
Set how do I unlock Ken it do I even want to unlock in
Defender six out of eight. There's a euro over here
Do I even want the T-R-E-R?
Do I even want the cannon?
Set?
Yunaura?
Wukong?
What in the f-
How do you score this? Wait, what?
No, no, I just turned on stream, what?
So this is Unara champ?
Unara on 6 when I'm playing Unara.
I don't even think I want to end it, honestly.
I'll just sell this to the chef.
How do I get Xin Zhao in?
Bye, Loris!
Honestly, bro, fuck the tier, man, I'm not playing this shit.
I'm playing Glove.
I'm pretty sure...
Attack steal 45 bonus.
Alright, well, hold on with this round.
I'm probably still going to roll a 4-2 because I don't really care about set 2, I mean I don't
think set 2 is going to happen this game.
Let me just get items for... something.
Is it 2?
Maybe I do play 5.
Maybe I should allot Kennen and play 5 Ionia for a bit.
I'm not gonna play this over this.
Better to move forward, Yordle.
HIT SHOO!
Yeah
This ignore has been the game too easy man, I'm getting bored
No
messhole
What the fuck are these rolls
I don't really want to roll any more because I'm just waiting for this stupid asset.
Uh, do I care about my two?
I hit Yunara 2.
Tarrick 2, Yunara 2!
I... I... don't get it.
Hello? But you've not got one shot.
Hello?
How does this thing have Yunara 2, Tarrick 2, and I have absolutely nothing?
Excuse me?
I had a Yunara on 6, and he just hits Yunara 2, out of thin air.
Also, this guy has set already.
But I think he's playing, wait, 7-9-0, you know what the fuck?
Here's your VR as well.
I mean, it's not like I can roll.
I mean I can't even roll, I don't get it.
I think my Unarmbar be stuck actually.
This guy's a Senna?
I didn't even try to look at him.
Uh, yeah, you- you-
Something- why did I just say that?
Is he was a- you know, whatever.
My Unar's stuck.
Who are you talking to, buddy?
It's not me, I hope.
There's an azir.
Third pick.
What's that okay, okay
Eric, Swain, Anivia 2, Brom, Sigwani, Brom, Ash, Bow, Chain, Swain, Lux.
I mean I can pivot to this if I hit 2 star and then maybe try to go for items there.
Also my Unard is gonna be stuck man.
I mean I can't even roll that much though.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I always have to play Lord of the Zinn
because I don't have a single Wu Hong
So if I'm playing Lord of the Zinn
I don't get it
Holy fuck it's Zinn
It's a beast
So if I'm playing Lord of Zindan I might as well play Vice Edge, like I don't get it.
But also I can't even roll.
Okay Kindred, get the fuck out of here worthless ass Freljord's piece of garbage.
Fuck you, fuck you, Jay.
And then if I'm warding I don't have to play Vi.
And I have plus one.
Derek.
This fucking Freljord is pissing me off man.
What the fuck does failure do?
Who do I beat?
Does it damage my tank as it seems out of the way?
I mean, I can't even roll like how how could I even roll here?
This guy, two Yunaras, three, four, five Yunara, I have six, seven Yunaras are on, and I found
a Yunara on level six.
I don't get it.
So you're telling me I'm just rolling for my front line and calling it a day?
Like, I, I was a kid who did not throw a no man.
What?
Masiya clears the path.
amount of moments great what does that say I'm not too by Loris I mean it's not
like I can roll I'm not I'm only wrong for stupid ass server being that's it
Is this enough to upgrade? No, I need to play Crawlior to unlock the... to get what's
it called. I'm just gonna do Nara 1 Heart Stuck, I don't
this game is very bad yeah I can play two bruiser but I mean I kind of need a
I
Mean I just did it I don't know what to tell you
A zero to
Unara
he has he found six unaris by the way there's not even your dollars in the
pool how can he even find six unaris I I don't get it and it's not like he's
rolling or he is no no no nine just back with six more or three more
also why don't I just oh he got it from the loot some okay well where's mine
Oh my man!
You both step fast, JG.
Excuse me?
Why does he get scammed by step fast, JG?
Yes?
He's set, JG!
Step fast, JG!
Let's see what he rolled last time.
Crackin' JJ, like, bro, fuck off.
I also did not see a single Wukong the entire game.
Hog Champ.
I don't get it.
Time to take it, thank you for the rate.
I don't get it.
I'll do the piece of garbage.
Wow!
Rolled twice?
I mean at least that's some Unara's out of the pool I guess.
I guess he skipped it at Unara too.
Geez! Great game!
This game is trash.
My first wall gong, woohoo!
I'm actually locking this. Oh no, I'm probably dead. And this is the only guy I can fight
sends me because he probably loses too actually he's probably losing no one
GG everybody GG everybody I guess 10 gold on 2-1 it's just enough to it's just
enough to hit you in order to four-way contestant at 20 HP GGs great game I
display what a fucking joke man what a fucking joke
my bad then goes to the diff GGs
What?
No, he hatched it from Loot Sub.
I think there were seven Unaris gone, and he hatched another Unara too.
And I think he is the only player in the lobby that was in a spot to hold extra Unaris.
You can just sit there, full open, into Yunara.
Holy fuck.
What happens when you don't load in to 4-2 with Yunara 2?
Full open into Yunara.
Nice, man.
Four way contest. Full open to Unara, 28 to restart. But it's all good. Unara 2 on 8.
Tarik 2 you know what I'm doing. Double combat. This game is fucking trash. Double combat by the way.
What is the 30 or I have no idea
Why not pilot MF you have EDA and Kinsu Kraken IE MF without bro MF without build water items
Holy fuck how can you even play MF carries I if you go to MF right this unit is not
it's just this is her viz what what what what items do you see that you can make
here this unit is legit trash
oh are we looking at the same are we looking at the same game I think when
you scroll down long enough you you see two item ms before you see the
crackable shit oh here they are found them whoa this fortune this unit is
really good
It's
the old water.
Oh, God.
I'm going to start with the first one, and then the second one, and then the third one,
and then the fourth one, and then the fourth one, and then the fourth one, and then the
Combat start, Alex holding blunderserv was 20% health, but gained a 30% health shield
and 10% AD.
Birthday reunion, slammin', hard bargain.
I mean I can just take business and just click Egon, he's right, he don't do.
Is there a long shot?
Is there really no fun on Union I can play?
I'll get it.
I have no Juggernaut, no uh...
All right, watch this econ augment and the game's over
Watch this
I mean this is too good, I mean too less reduced for fucking
That sounds like an actual econo-
It's spreading- fuck it's spreading roots.
Honestly, isn't spreading roots like Suggies better here because I have so many open slots here, fuck it.
Yeah, fuck it.
G?
What did I get?
Demacia Void.
What's the Void?
Adrenaline Modules.
And then what's this?
Demacia?
I got unlocked puppy puppy
I think I'll be going fast now.
Wait, what?
I mean, I didn't take birthday reunion.
I didn't take birthday reunion.
To, uh...
To roll any. Fuck that.
I'm gonna get Demacia and if I do this plus one, what is that Void?
What is Rumble?
What?
It's annoying me how he didn't play Rubble and put items on T-O for 4 Yordle.
Why are we playing- why am I supposed to play 4 Yordle here?
4 Yordle? For what? Are we on fucking crack?
Bro, no man, I can't even tell if these guys are rage baiting us to think man.
Wait, how many Demacia plus 1 do you need for 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 9, 10, 11, 12,
three four five oh you need plus three cook whatever man I mean it's on a
of being that's pretty good I don't even I don't even know what's back
hoping to make the yolo yolo
I don't know, 9 void with Galaxus?
Wait, honestly?
Wait, what?
Oh, that's actually not even bad.
even bad. I can also go like Void plus 2 and then just get and actually play like
units with nine void but I can also just unlock the earliest fucking Galio ever
okay well I didn't kill two units in the mount fuck
What are you actually doing not playing for children out here first message band don't care yeah
let's play out let's play this we got a lot of damage on this board nice got four trash
I think even if I level up I'd rather play K2 than 4v4 or not.
I have no fucking damage.
I suppose someone else will have the same setup, or even 2.
I hope the hero likes me.
I mean, I can go to Marcia plus two.
I
Want to see my next album the DB
The Masiya plus two
Doesn't even give me that much value right now it gives me value on level 7 oh
really delio 7th demacia basically for free
and the problem with demacia plus 2 is my items are fucking terrible
I think I will be making bte and I'm just going to commit it to the fast nigh
I mean surely I make items that help me get an eye not fucking make a dumbass BT he's
right
they're dragging it so
i mean i might still play demacia
and i gargle on demacia i'm gonna hold beside
I'm not playing fucking stupid, that's the mozzie, I don't wanna be stupid.
Actually, uh...
Apologize to the mo- No, he was sitting there...
He was sitting there saying like, why the fuck wouldn't you do this?
And he wanted me to not play Demacia or Longshot to play four fucking Juggernaut and one star fucking pieces of shit.
On five.
Like, is that real? Like, that shit, like, no, no, no, the guy is legit complete garbage.
probably a hard stuff master 0 LP player he thinks I actually am bad like it's
just it's just so fucking egregious man the guy is legit trash I did ban him
ban that guy I did I did
actually master 0p I think master players know know the rad GM players know
they're bad low-channel players know they're bad it's the fucking it's the
hard stuff diamonds that don't know they're complete fucking bullshit no
No point, no point, no.
I just realized I need a card now.
I need an econ augment.
I don't know what that sounds like. I'm just gonna take you to the street and bug it.
Why don't I put a void on this again?
Why don't you remove her?
Well, I just realized I think I can 9 void.
Wait, can I have 9 void without Baron?
I'm going to skip the 6th and if I skip the 6th I'm going to leech in Nucleus this piece of garbage.
I think I will be playing...
Why did I remove it?
Why did you remove it?
Because I didn't have a caravans holder.
What?
I think some people are legitimately just stupid.
I don't know what else to say
That's such a pretty good
I should not have lost that though.
Uh, cause I'm playing straight for burn.
Okay.
I need a cogmall.
Also, I need a booster.
Also I need a booster, Cho'Gath, Poppy, Demacia, I'm going to lose Demacia if I drop.
the fuck is 3 long shot do? My front line is ass. I can also just drop this. I'm just
gonna drop the fucking swing too, or the swing. Protect your gut, yeah, I'm just gonna drop
How the fuck am I going fast in this game?
I think I have to roll on 8.
Or like I mean maybe I get a 2-0 5-2 that can directly go on my board.
HV
Heat watch ring who's that
where the fuck is this dumbass a cog now I'm pretty sure it's not even good without
bearing the revision and mutation becomes supercharged increasing their power by a
hundred percent that's it so this gets 2x value that's it and I get an extra
7% AS
And that's for seven AS and it doubles this guy fucking has has
Oh nice another one of these fucking dog players where they was open and just fucking send it and if they don't hit both
I'm honest. It's ugly concert like he has to hit
So I will allow this one
I mean, it looks like I'm poor, but I'm not actually poor.
I mean I'm kind of done just built Baron items like fuck this shit man if I don't make the
Baron I'm just gonna start a vision.
I mean it's a 5 cost IE I think I'll be going that and it allows me to do like I can drop
this stupid ass fucking Demacia.
I mean I used a Baron item as well and it's from her now.
Where is the Cogmaw?
I'm sorry.
Diana player, fucking died the bridge.
Oh, I actually killed the Diana. Too bad it's too f***ing late, you idiot.
Alright.
Oh, I'm actually pretty- I mean, the problem with Zillian is you can't even sell it.
Also, I- I don't have a cog mount.
So my- my- my Kaiser duo carry, it doesn't have long shot.
Wait, what?
One-class VF you put the sheep in the driver you got for what I did wait it can't
not like turning off there I did I did it can't not like turning off this why
didn't know if it was like
hello I think I'm each
I unlocked a fucking dumbass what's it called man?
Ziggs
Like this is like the only podcast where I can't even sell it man
I feel like have enough to pump level up with this and then
Uuughhhhhh
I'm pretty sure I can level next turn, I just don't know if I can buy anything
I think I actually have to, so I can level up next turn, yeah probably.
Hopefully I didn't kill enough units here.
Nope, I'm one life guaranteed.
It was a stupid azzillion man.
And he won.
Still level 80 with W, you con.
And I have to give it this trash. I'm an extra void Damacy fuck it. I think I'm still dead
Pro
Like any other five costs am I not two lives here, I mean these are both like good items I guess
And I think I'm dead
I mean like is it any other fucking any five costs in the game? Don't I actually
survive there? Like I don't get it. Double Econ to send it and he's still
leveling by the way. But I got a fucking zillion! I got a zillion!
Any other fight costs in the game? Don't I actually survive here?
And I can just 9 on 4-5 or 5-5 or 10 on 5-5?
Yes man, what the fuck does Zillian do man?
I don't get it, I don't get it. Oh my god.
Please tell me the cell gets one, let me see.
Where, where is it?
Oh, okay!
Okay!
I'm back then!
one sweep of the palace, I have new problems.
I'm tired, I think I have some water.
I'm not sure.
Oh
Hello
Is this a re-roll echo game?
I mean, I have an echo in a Malzahar, that's actually pretty good.
I believe I will be logging in, actually.
If you need coaching, I think we can help you raise your AB from 7.x to 5.x.
Wahoo!
Game of random, I don't know every 2,200, I mean this until like AP fucks, that's pretty good
Solo plate
Pilfer
Your 5 cost champions game
Woven magic
I am so cool, I guess my board is worth 7 million, but also this is the way it's starting
to go into the window.
I'm playing with you for sure. Oh great.
Eastall Expeditionist. Can I get a two cost please?
I was going to say I'm playing with you for sure.
But why didn't you just frontline his milieu?
Disruptor Slayer
I'm running for it.
Shoujin.
A JG.
A player on belt.
Three items.
And surely I can kill one unit here, right?
This board didn't kill a single unit!
How?
No, no, I don't know how.
I actually don't know how.
My board is actually good.
What the fuck?
Niko, Amelio, Amalzarr, Amelio, Amundo, and Abelios.
I called my old paired.
I mean my board's not good but I mean it's you're telling me this board on average doesn't
kill one fucking unit?
If you genuinely think this board can't kill one unit, you're getting banned.
You're just getting banned.
I can't kill one unit.
Really?
Are we short?
Oh man, only plus two.
I could have gotten three here, man.
Milliyo, honestly, I thought I was going to hold this, maybe I can just quest to get some
shit cash out.
Shogun GG
3 costs to Eir
Am I just playing Winston's game? Probably
Proof is in the pudding, buddy. I don't even know what that means. Thanks.
Nico, I can check the quest I guess.
Lose 10 player combats in a row.
Have an empty bench at the end of 4 player combats for 4 rounds.
I still want to kill some units though.
Bro, when do I cash out?
4-5?
Bro.
There's nowhere you're surviving.
I'm surprised they even offer you this quest.
I'm surprised they even offered you this quest on 2.5.
If I do this...
I'm kind of scared when I bolt, I'm sort of lose the gold, fuck it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Yes
That's for gold I mean that's pretty good wait also I can win this or no wait
And I made 30 holy fuck he gave me a carrot and I made 30
that is some good news for me also like it's million it's million it's million
broken doesn't this unit do too much damage what the fuck I like how the
Fuckin' do that with him.
Also, does this work on neutrals?
At the end of combat?
Whatever, man.
Fuck it.
Oh, nice!
Loki, maybe I can quest to Bloc without Lutriking.
Perhaps.
I probably should be scouting Goulber.
Perhaps.
I think I'm killing this stupid ass Keanuverse.
I don't think I've ever quested on a win streak ever, but my board is not even bad.
scaring this carrot made by 4-nation pretty decent
what I get what was that
day to day I find that hero
bro I'm not taking this fucking trash man honestly maybe I just go fast nine
fuck it there's probably gonna be some oh nice half 15 in your units scores
three take downs okay
I don't even know if this is even better than the Blast Shield, it's not.
Oh, I can hold on to this though actually.
Have 15 of your units die in player combat.
Okay, so I can actually...
Oh, oh, it's a jargon.
Wait, what? Read the quest? What's wrong with the quest?
Have 15 of your units die in player combat.
Wait, what? I don't get it.
Yeah, what's the problem?
You gave me a dumbass shit, man. Fuck you. What is this? Demosia Invoker? What is this?
Demosia Invoker? What is Poppy?
I'm gonna get the re-defender of Poppy.
What is Loris? Nothing? Arcanist?
I carry the legis
The blessure is pretty good
Honestly, if I play that
6c for level
I don't know what a... um
How do you know the Nesquist isn't like by EXP or something?
This is not even good.
My units are not dying.
Wait 8 plus 7 is what?
15?
Yes?
Okay, I mean if I win that means, okay, that literally means if I win, I win the
round and that's good and if I lose the round that's also good I can see my quest
like no matter what it's just a win-win
also what are the chances for it is about it is it like 20 something percent
oh it's 12 percent okay I only have a 12 percent chance to get to get released
put middle shirt in front no man
It's not like it matters. If I lose, that means all my units are dead and I cash it out.
If I win and an additional unit dies, okay, nice man. What?
All right, they'll get done to lose this round because then I can just get the ESP quest I lost for sure
I got a Sigilwadi that's pretty good.
What'd I get?
I'll probably just finish the quest next turn, am I just skipping straight to 9?
i guess i'll see this i'll see the course
I don't think you need to know, kid.
Who cares?
48.
Also, is this guy close to catching up Brock?
I kind of don't want to sack him.
Wait, he's basically guaranteed Brock.
if I can't go fast I'm the same that is not good for me because I don't fuck or pump
That's rough to uh
Oh, the car!
Find me quick!
Niko!
Don't see him!
Did I see that right-
Can I actually outcap this guy?
Yeah, fuck it!
Fuck it. Don't care.
Oh, it's actually perfect by somehow win this round.
Because that means it's a perfect 5-1.
Okay, but the thing is like this guy also is about to win out of town. I don't get it.
And then I'm just gonna be one life or fun. Oh nice, I didn't agree, that's where you went.
I mean, stand united. I mean, I saw one, it's just two of the guys.
I saw one for free, I mean.
I probably never played this one.
Or Defender frontline.
I'm not close to getting this stupid ass TG, you have to follow this one.
What's his quest?
Field of Tombstarr's Farmer.
Wait?
He didn't find it!
Wait?
Wait, but he's gotta get froggy, he's actually about to win out, he also has list too,
What is the 650 catch-out, because you know how the previous sets, I swear the catch-outs
get worse.
Because they just give me some fucking bullshit, like surely they changed it this time, 650,
625, what is this, a radiant item?
item 10 gold and double fawn 3 this this shit it would be impossible to do on
on 4 6 you can do it on neutral easily but like this shit is terrible and then
this one is is probably an instant one as well
Which is really bad. And now he catches out.
Roar.
I mean, I'm gonna catch out with one life.
Oh god.
I'm catching out with one life here.
Oh god.
I mean, what did he get? 500 cash out? Let me see. Show me the good news.
He got this one.
Okay, no, short of the hour, I'll have this fucking trash!
Nice try, buddy!
You ass!
Wait, oh fuck, what do I want?
A Warbog?
Yeah, nice try, buddy, you are ass.
Just wait.
Wait, I don't think I looked at the right cash out.
Something doesn't look right there.
Oh, it's a fun, full item, three components.
Jay?
Holy shit, I didn't even win the game!
If I can get like another decent loss I can still be too high somehow.
I'm just gonna double 8-0.
And I can just rotate into him on 5-1 and he's just dead, man.
What's with this?
I mean, I'm not playing this shit, right?
Why Niko Swain?
Oh yeah, I didn't run my ads mid-game.
I mean, if anything, shouldn't you guys be appreciative then?
Cause I forgot to run the ads in between games.
So it's like, I mean, yeah, look what happens man.
I'm not sensical, I'm not sensical fucking pizza shit.
Okay, I do believe I'll be one life.
That's okay.
I'm going what the fuck are these items yeah whatever fucking I'm pretty sure I should
trying to go for a IE but I he's got a city of spamming so I didn't get my IE
down in time so now I'm doing this instead fucking piece of shit
at whatever the last one says good enough man
I'm pretty sure I wanted to play any of this game though.
Radiant Last Whisperer, Radiant Star Axe, Radiant Fodge, Bulabare, Braum, Niko, Tarek, Jarvan.
I'm just not playing Tivers.
I have this unit as fucking ass.
Okay, well this doesn't, this doesn't break the, uh, Bro!
Nah, I'm just gonna go radiant BT, fuck this shit.
This has to be the worst in slot. These fuckers? I should have a radiant IE on this for sure! Fuck these guys!
Like they should have a radiant IE man. Oh my no, I mean I want anyway. No, no, no
I'm blocking these fuckers. Look at this shit. It's fucking shameless. It's actually shameless
Nice one man
How is it therefore I'm I have to do three fucking I have to do three fucking reading upgrades
I have to roll for my board swap my board and they're just sitting here sparing
Like bro fuck off fuck off
Why is this fucking back line
Testors Val
Shyvana Annie
I mean I can just reforge some shit.
Like this should have a radiant IE for sure.
This has to be the world's worst block of all time, man.
I don't get it.
Love Geekle too.
I'm pre-arkin' this.
Holy fuck, I almost lost this.
Wait, I need to cap my board harder.
Like, fuck, I didn't forge Barak and just swap my items.
Honestly, fuck it, fuck it, I just reforged Barak!
In the three radiant items?
Actually, I mean, there's one IE here, though, so why would I do that?
What the fuck is Niko doing on the board. I don't really want to roll Blanny. But then
what do I do with these? I mean I guess I'm gonna move Storak over here and just keep
the BED. 80 AD, holy fuck. Honestly if it's 80 AD on Storak, holy what is this item?
I mean radiant ie with radiant hodge or ie with radiant hodge and then what is this
100% healthy I'll just beat you this okay I'm pretty sure I'm the role I have a dead
deco on my board basically we're in throw it's not fucking weaker man calm the fuck
down. I need damage or it's over. Double defense is so fucking good. I should have Rainy and
IU on this. That's a fucking lot.
Wait, I should probably beat you there, they shouldn't be so too strong.
Oh, so this is Eagle?
Hello.
Who could I last whisper that's not this shit?
I mean I could last whisper the stupid ass Renekton.
No.
Shogun Shogun JD.
Shogun Shogun Last Whisper.
I'm probably just playing this over this.
I'm probably sure of it in my end of JD before JD.
Don't block me, colon left parentheses, fucking piece of shit!
No press me!
No, no, you are a fucking loser!
loser roller do I even have AP damage on this garbage
ass board bro I'm gonna just open up a fortune
stupid ass JJ Sparkman we are helping you
training you call us losers bro you know
what during 484 you know we do you
know what you're supposed to do is you
You just- also I don't even know why lots of you come into like, I don't even know how much fun it's actually holding.
You just deafen on the fucking transition turns, he's right man.
I think I ever forged to get avoid back. I'm not involved in that.
I mean, the 0-2, that's pretty good. Okay, I'm gonna be able to go first.
I mean, I guess it should be triple radiant fucking Brock man. I got targeted
I mean, I, you can't. I mean, the IE is way stronger, but I fear that, like, it doesn't
matter if it's inefficient because as long as I have my three items left, I should have
But I actually almost lost a pair
And something miss what's it called do
I was gonna have my suppose the Brock bucket
okay well it was it was rather on son
No. No.
Try to keep up.
Oh, good.
At first I didn't understand the game watchers, but Spoonfed got spot first, really?
This is Spoonfed?
Like if I go first it's Spoonfed, if I go eighth it's skill issue.
My bad.
Thank you.
The thing is, I'm not stupid man, who do you think was the one that initiated it?
Initiated this fucking target reef.
Pressivin or set to go?
It was pressivin for sure man.
The guy is a known loser.
This is not very good.
Wait, he is back! 6-8-1 is back!
What?
Usually, you get first win after 10 hours, so yes, honestly, I'm sort of being sensical
might be more disrespectful than Preston.
Bogeyman.
No, when Preston's in the off of Preston,
his Preston pretends to be nice.
Like, Setsuko doesn't even care if people think he's not nice.
Well, like, Preston told me to say that.
Oh, honestly? Okay.
Spitter Spines.
Wait, I am Carapace?
Spitter Spines? It's actually an ADKI's a game.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, this is actually- and you play 4 void. No, no, no, this is actually the game. Just wait.
No, no, this is actually the dream scenario. This shit's broken as fuck, man.
You just play 4 void and then- no, no, no, just trust me, just trust me. For this shit, it's actually broken.
No cat.
I don't want to go to the first floor.
Okay, well if I play, but the thing is I need to unlock?
Ah, shit.
Oh, ah, shit.
Well, look, I'm not.
Oh, oh, jeez.
What's with this? I don't even know why I'm selling half the stuff that I'm selling.
Honestly.
Wait?
Same as the counting for Void.
I just 4-1 fucking send it and then I go 10.
Oh no, probably not this game.
I don't even think my spot is that good though.
because it looks like I'm not going to save HV, but I don't think I'm saving a small amount of HV.
I think I'll be making 30 next year and then making 40, then making 50, and I'm just going to be full of it by the end of this age.
If I kill the scion, very Christmas.
Wait? Oh yes!
Okay.
This Sanyun is so bad.
Okay, you know what's actually off the set is the, it's like the tanks can't cast without
items.
How come Blitzcrank doesn't cast without items?
Like sometimes Jarvan doesn't cast, even Jarvan 2 sometimes doesn't cast.
Like I feel like the champs should have like some starting mana.
Like these units, like I've never seen these tanks.
Like yes, like with a Guard of Oil they're probably gonna cast, but like surely a Blitzcrank 2 frontline should at least get one cast off.
You know what I mean?
Like some of the mana of some of these tanks just doesn't, like it's just not right.
Great man, I'm fighting all the five great
Is that first ever good take no
Pan
What does that do? I mean, I'm probably not thinking that shit, man.
The game is too easy if I just go out into here.
Just look at the spot.
Everyone, sit back, relax, and just look at my spot.
It's looking kind of good.
He's a heart of filter, but these are people.
Is this the best Baron one or is Nucleus better?
I'm pretty sure this one's better than Nucleus.
Yes or yes?
Like this actually has to be the best Void combo.
Like Caravans is better than Royal Husk,
Adrenaline Modules is guaranteed,
and then Spitter Spines is better than Nucleus.
Oh no, it's 222 to 2 units because it's 9 void and then every 1k damage and then one barrel is already with 10k damage and you wonder the ward.
G?
I mean surely I found another Jogunon, right?
Briar, Bootscrank.
and what is this
oh good, he didn't even open anyway, by the way it's okay
Hmm.
Man.
Malzahar.
Alorica.
from catching on a turn earlier man what the fuck is this I'm gonna grieve
bro it was fun not really this is a URF like bro fuck off
I mean that just means I can lose a turn of uh what's it called?
Bro, I don't want to lose a gold though, to hold this?
What?
I mean, don't talk to this shit, like, wait, what?
Void?
void?
a wukong?
um...
I'm going to be kind of low, so I'm going to have Ekon to just level to eat next turn
and just fucking... just send it?
Well, I'm not trying to lose 12 gold, but I also don't want to lose a life, man.
Because I don't think I can... I don't think I can 10 until 5-1 at the earliest.
I don't even think I can 10 on 5-1. I think I have to 10 on, like, 5-2 at the earliest.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't even think I cash out. I don't even cash out. Oh my. It's fine. And then I have
I didn't think I'll fast ten because I took double econ so like I'm not going to scapegoat on Eek
It doesn't change the threshold
It's no matter what I do with your friends.
I would appreciate if I could win some rounds here.
Am I winning?
But I'm not the win-around.
It's like I'm Cog 1 carry.
Oh my- okay, am I still 2 lives at least?
I sure fuckin' hope so, man.
Like, wait, what?
A taric? That's pretty good.
What is this, Arcanus? I have no damage.
What is this, Longshot?
What is that, Bruiser?
If I drop 4 void...
No.
Because I need this for damage.
I have no damage. I can go Vayne over this. I can carry Vayne instead.
That's fine. Big loss.
I can even hold Taric on the roll down. No.
GG, you are bad! Bro, my spot's good, man. I'm not even kidding. My spot's actually good.
I'm sure I get an item here.
I like to put the unit that I can't sell on...
I actually unlocked a fucking dumbass piece of garbage.
I mean if this one loses this round I don't know what to say that's just that's just a bad
That's just a bad beat.
Mild war 2-1 bench.
That's just a bad beat.
I'm fighting Trimabier 3, I think I lost.
I mean, that's just a bad beat. I mean, it doesn't matter.
This is what I call an econ loss.
Is there a board Yukon anywhere?
I rolled this in paper Yukon?
Yeah, fuck it.
Nine rolls.
I mean why don't I just go 9 and 9 and roll and if I die, I die?
They'll kill you? No?
No sight to you? No? No?
There's no way this board loses, there's actually no way.
Like if this board loses, there's nothing.
Okay actually that's not even true, I don't have a single combat on it.
I'll probably level up and use my 9 rolls.
I don't know why I'm doing this, but I should've just used 6 to you probably.
I almost lost to Jim Garry I think.
I'm sure they had a move right?
Holy fuck.
Okay, I mean it's fine.
I mean now that I'm paired I must not push because I'm probably favorite to hit this on on 8.
I don't want to level this too soon. Bro, I mean I have to level until I hit 2 star though.
Bro, I should have just leveled. I mean now I should have just leveled.
I'm gonna have to roll.
Cho'Gath, make 30, and I just knight on 5-1.
Okay.
Wait, it's way more hold.
My level not even doing anything.
Cause if I level and roll, I'm gonna be fucking 0 for the whole game, for the whole stage.
I was gonna level up if I wasn't paired, but if I'm paired, I don't mean to.
Alright I just have to survive two turns and I'm dead.
G?
Belt on a one cost?
Bro, fuck that man, I don't need no stupid ass anti-heal, fuck that shit.
Belt on a one cost?
You think I'm stupid buddy?
Fuck that.
I mean, you actually don't need to heal. You actually don't.
Bro, I'm playing... guys, I'm playing...
I'm playing Kaisa, man.
Oh no! They can heal the Mausahar fucking AoE!
Who the fuck cares?!
But now I get to make 50, make 60, make 70, so it's already like, it's worth like, 9, 10, 20, 30 gold. GG.
I'm lo- You know, in two rounds, I'm level 10, by the way.
Make 50, make 60, make 70, sell the stupid ass this, and then I'm level 10.
Baron items all get them, who cares.
But I mean, the problem is, uh, if the bad beat is that this guy dies, and then I rotate into the Trinevere 3.
That's the bad beat.
So, I'm praying that this guy...
Please, please, please win, please win.
No, no, no, please win, please, please.
Like, he has Trimmer 3, 2, oh fuck, wait, I'm not trying to fight this guy either, what the...
No! No! No!
Nooo!
1, 2, 3, there's 1 and 4, I mean I should have on this guy.
I mean just in case, fuck it.
I'll be able to level up regardless.
Oh fuck, is this the MF?
Bro, this guy's also strong as fuck man.
No, no.
G?
Who's gonna say it?
G?
Bro, it's not gonna be a G.
Bro it's not anti-odd, just look how the fights go man. If Kaisa is attacking the unit, they are dead.
Like I did that, bro anti-odd this comp is legit fucking trash.
And fuck you.
I mean you're guaranteed at least three gold, yeah whatever fuck it just in case.
You don't have a single item for them, really?
Then what is this?
Then what is this, you fucking idiot?
Also, you can move this dumbass Gumbly, so it's already...
I can't see you.
Holy shit, where the fuck are my items from, Eric?
What?
Where are my Baron items?
Excuse me.
What the fuck?
I got three components, man.
There's no way you're fucking splitting two two if I had two and I have I don't even know if I would split with
uh not that i would with uh 3am rounds i'm not gonna bother
one roll for baron's and then that
yeah let's just remove this and just go ginsu fucking arc and then
stare at the gumbly like bro you think i'm fucking stupid
well this guy's baron as well what the fuck okay then look at his combine
man this guy's board is so bad
Who did he fight that he can win with this fucking dog-ass-word on man?
I rolled a 20 because if I find a Baron I will be going true zero.
one roll GD's
okay
we hit oh fuck you hit referral 2
hello
I'm fighting him
And he is Reparal 2 now.
And he is 3 and a Baron, 3 and a Kaisa.
Whoa.
I'm not dead, right?
I think I am beyond dead.
I'm
How are you not rolling true zero with how are you rolling true zero there nice man
you waited until I died to type it because you know what you can't type it
but I'm still alive 20 gold nice three shots to parents what bro surely you
roll until 20 and then you see if you find the bear and I mean every single time
you don't go through zero
and then if you wrote the 10 nice you buy a bear and you find another bear nice
it's time to lock
Oh my god.
You were 1 HP!
Yes, I was also 1 HP 10 rounds ago!
Oh, just be okay, so if I'm 1 HP, I should have just went 9 and rolled down to 0 for a dumbass fiddle stick.
GG's!
There's no such thing as any risk. Let's just sit here. Oh, I'm low, guess I have to roll then.
TEMPUR BART?! NAAH!
TENDER OVER FITLESS NICK!
Oh my, uh shit, it's just, girl, it's just, uh, I, I, I, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Wow.
I don't wake up till it's time to squash something and go on the way to the right.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
Chromatic Pro-Ude.
something, something, father asked me to clean the car, something washed, x fucking d.
I need the gold over so I can't even unlock it.
What is this?
Wait a minute.
Okay, try it.
I kind of doesn't have to explain myself.
What's better, hedgehog or Lullaby?
It's cold opener.
I get to roll as well.
Okay, so where's the allowed weed?
Level up.
I'm going to task it early and it's pretty good and actually this is an advantage in
whether this warden, juggernaut, is there a disruptor?
No.
Why does it bolt damage?
I'll be a folk.
What the fuck is- wait, this guy has- wait.
This guy is, wait, was that, wait, no, wait.
Bro.
What?
Oh, crap, I found the dumb-ass alawi.
All right, this one's not.
I should have been something stupid like 4-3 or something
Also this manor region was actually broken for early game
I'm pretty sure it's 4-2 though
I'm just looking for a road home.
With
I think I too straight
Wait
Like isn't this one actually broken though
You just like eights into the fight you just have two minutes. What the fuck
Well, there's a forecast in every shop
What is this layer what if I lose 40 though
So, should I beat this guy anyway?
I lose, I lose, probably lose, and then I talk to someone for a second.
And yeah, oh great man.
You know what this actually reminds me of?
It reminds me of a fucking range knocker.
Bro, I actually did not even think about that unit, and I don't know how long.
Bro.
No no no no this this tritomy or fucking...
Bro, ranged doctrine, that shit was...
It was actually unreal. The entire set they just didn't balance it.
Ranged doctrine.
I just realized that's not it's actual trash in this galaxy isn't isn't he just
Just gonna play fast line towards Baron and use the game for free.
I
Can unlock for four pills over
and he eats Baron bro bro and no man even they would
Recombobulator and do a five cost a de-building a bow a belt a cloak twin
Guardians. Heal me the ward. Go an extra. A best friend. No fire sale. Go!
well I already have my you just converted the remaining loyal viewers to
hate watchers bro like what the fuck does people about do for me here man I
I already have my entire board.
I'm just 9 on 4 too and also there was an oven behind it, but like where the f- I- I just-
there needs to be double E-con and I didn't hit.
And now I'm screwed.
Sold Keana.
A Milio.
Four pilt-over.
What is this? Jevronaut? What is Zon?
These two shitters? What is this? Jevronaut?
Zon Gunslinger.
Zon
I'm Zonus for sure
I should probably be giving Ekko a task lead though
Niko
Swing
Am I playing Candy this game?
Probably not
I thought his room was so healthy
Like, is it gonna actually roll like those are my tier ones?
What the fuck was that shit?
No game Loki
So, I don't really want to make more trouble then.
I just have to set three rounds.
Am I playing set this game?
I would need cannon for it to be good.
But I guess I can go like set a Wukong.
I'm gonna lost.
I would win this with Brawl, but I'm pretty sure I'm trying to... I'm supposed to be playing hard down here.
That's no gap.
It's generally actually doing a lot. I mean, 3.8 with just the show. That's pretty good.
I mean it is more all of it but I mean who the fuck airs I'm pretty sure I'm playing
any of this game. Unless I hit like Santa 2 on my roll down, then I'm just gonna play
Shoshin Bo-Santa. But I already have Vi. Okay, I mean I'm pretty sure if I play any against
this, I'm incident here. And he also gets stunted by Baron, and I see somehow we can
make it to the Silas too, which I don't have. I'm just playing the old Annie board
without Silas. Okay, well I think I'm in. Oh great, singed! Woohoo! Singed!
When it's pergadarable, 66, it's 4-1 it's pergadarable but there's no way I have enough
He got the 4-1 it.
Oh?
So what the fuck am I leveling then?
Cause it's permanent in roll right now.
You're telling me I 4-5 this one?
And just load it with 10 HP?
Like wait, what?
If I go Shogun, Nashor's JG, and I play towards Annie, Shogun, IE, I mean the problem with
that is what the fuck is my frontline?
If I play towards Annie this game.
Shogun, Nashor's JG, and then I have EF Cloak.
Yeah, whatever.
How come this guy has absolutely no damage?
I won this round.
What the fuck is this guy's board?
It's straight ass!
QQ earth
Orn Senna upon chance
What is this on for Piltova
What is this twice defender in
I'm pretty sure I'm always handy though, that's no cap, the worst any items of all time.
day four fuck off
this is going to be
two arganist Annie
without and i just don't play swing i don't play stupid as Nico
but i for sure don't want to play one on my board
By Loris. Okay, as soon as the round starts...
I just... Annie?
Let me just get the open cells out of the way.
I just open cell the entire right side.
I have the worst tibbers items in phone to man.
Also, what is this guy even doing?
How can he be losing every round?
Now these players, I don't even understand.
How does he cash out and his board is just complete dog shit?
Like, I just...
Uh, I mean, I might as well just go with Zero.
I was gonna go, uh...
What's it called?
Oh, let me out, let me out!
I'm pretty sure he wanted to Zero and then he realized that he fucked up.
And then now he just went I don't even like what even is this carbon on his board?
What the how is this guy level 9 zero gold like what the fuck is no these but no
from two little stick kindred over bet bt
I'm getting Diana hello it didn't oh what
Diane attacks! Yay!
What? Excuse me!
Excuse me!
Baron!
Excuse me!
I mean, I get an Orn item here, and I can just drop Orn, Braum.
Sniper's focus. Oh, that's pretty- Yeah, fuck you and fuck you. Don't care!
A fiddle stick. Kindred the item.
I'll, uh, I'll, I'll, I'll hit a frontline. Don't worry.
I don't have any to
I don't have any dude.
I'm gonna have to get some money for this.
Terchine, rod, reforger, something, a ginseng.
That's my board.
And a fighting trinamere.
Woohoo! Zerath! I'm back!
So what happens when I don't hit any two here?
How?
You know what's actually concerning though?
How come every single time I see someone in the lobby with world runes and I just sit here
and I just start saying, this guy already won the game, they always bought four?
How bad are these players?
Wait seriously, even K3 can fucking convert this shit.
I think I took it like 5 times on stream.
Have I not taught 2 days single time?
No man, so like the only reason this shit is not nerfed is because, like, oh wait
I have a question.
Like these fucking players aren't converting?
What the fuck are the gold players doing then?
They just eat an automatic ETH?
And then Riot Games is just like, yeah, that addition is just balanced, then we can't
nerf it.
It hits the 80Bs and the 5s.
What the fuck?
Mom, so this average today is actually worse than mine!
Well, yes, I'm also playing evil fucking three times yours!
Bro, it's tough up here, man!
Grandmaster!
I
Took it
Cool.
I mean, is this actually just a little blank?
The game? Perhaps.
I'm sorry.
Carve a path.
Risky moves.
Air axiom.
Chaotic evolution.
Aficionate shopper gained a second copy of the champion taken.
The board's not even bad.
one star shit yes but like the synergies are good and the uh and the what to call
is good. And I have an item slam. See? 30 gold, 30 gold.
I mean, this is just a bad beat.
I mean, I'm finding Gargoyle fucking Shentoo a lot we do.
I mean, it's actually just a bad beat.
Also it's Gold Ionia.
That can't be good for me.
Oh, see?
Yeah, I'm back.
Honestly, I might actually play with Blanc reroll this game.
Is, uh, adaptive good on the Blanc?
I
Have a shitter you go I'm gonna have a lot of gold and then I'm gonna be low so I want to 35 it
Wait, what?
Someone does not look like that.
The fuck?
That was the best performing combo of 4.28.
The fuck?
Anivia 2?
Exterminate. Exterminate.
No, the spot is good, man. The spot's actually good!
Ahhhh! Like, no one has any- Bro! No, no, no, no! Bro, fuck this shit!
What's my LP? 341? Starting- No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm tired of being low LP.
This shit is pissing me off. Like, no one's even fucking believes me anymore.
Ah nice. When I take this augment it's a 1 for 30. When he takes it 3 for 4. Fucking dog-ass
What's this? A spatula? What the fuck is that thing? I think I'll be going
I believe in you screw these haters so do show who's boss you right
I can make 30 next round if I play this.
Ash.
Like if I win this round 5 plus 1 plus 1 and I make 30, but I have to win the round and
honestly it's not even that much weaker because my frontline is complete dog shiiiit.
Something good, please.
Not a single one of my frontliners casted by the way.
No no no!
Like you- wait is this guy 5?
No he's not.
Like wait, okay no no no.
No, no, there's something wrong with this set. Like I'm not even kidding. Like these one
These these low cost tanks
What the fuck is their mana? I have never in 15 sets of tft
I have never seen this little frontline cast
Like what the fuck is this am I missing something?
Never in all his years. Wait, I'm serious. Like, how come these, they never cast?
Like, not a single one.
Oh, yeah.
He has a fucking cannon on stage 2 man, that's how upgraded his board is.
You love cannon on level 5!
Ah, bad deed.
And I just level for Zin Zhao in a turn.
And then I'll just move items to, what's his name?
Yeah, fuck these units.
Ah, baby, fuck this shit.
Yunara in gold?
Good enough for me, I'm all in.
GG set.
Adopted half-crocket.
Miss Fawn, if you win your Nespierre, gain a spatula, if you gain a frying pan.
About Glokk, about Glokk, about Glokk.
The Masiya, I don't even have to use my shitter to go with it, because I have no
No units to play.
What the fuck is this?
Uh, belt cloak, bow cloak.
Reforged.
Ginsu, Nashers, the demon.
I want Kraken and then Masa and Ginsu for bird.
I don't really want to report to them.
I have my own game, right? Oh yeah.
The adaptive is a frontline item, and the JG is a set item.
It's not even bad.
I mean, the JG is not good.
Honestly, I can't report to JG.
Because like, who the fuck itemized this set?
Before itemizing the tank in a fucking Unora.
He's right.
would every moment get past it. I am further from the place I once called home.
Better to move forward.
It's a little low economy game, I think so.
I mean, adaptive being a thing kind of best is pretty good, though.
Should I ever forge a clever cloak? No.
G?
I just wasted my ruler. I don't even want to, uh...
I don't even I don't even want to fucking know I know like it's like why don't I just
Like why don't I just play towards rice? I don't get
And I just carry listen and I just have a rise of you
I'll make it there, man.
Actually, there's a Wukong bow on...
What's this?
A bow on a taric?
Holy shit.
Why do I unlock cannon and what's it called though?
I can't.
I have a decoder to help me cash out but...
I'm going to go in the wood.
Uhhhhhhh.
Right up Garen.
Poor Elite. This is too.
Return the crown, butcher, or I will carve it from your face.
Let me show you, I'm running low on Releavers, low Qs.
and then I need to somehow unlock this fucking
I mean, that's another defender, that's another defender, defender, defender, but then I also
need to unlock the stupid ass Kabuko.
And I don't know how to do that.
And that's I put only yordles, which my entire board is one star.
Like, these are bruisers, bruisers.
That's more important to unlock for Kabuko or Bruisers.
Or Kennen or Kabuko or, wait.
Kabuko is harder?
Kennen is usually harder?
Wait, I feel like Kabuko is harder or no.
Did I get it? Please tell me I got it. Okay I mean I got the cannon I guess. But that's
not even good man. I used my sugar deco. So like now I don't know how I'm unlocking the
How the fuck am I unlocking the...
Help! Help! Help, help, help!
I don't understand how this is all not this shit.
Is it close?
I hope so.
Great, I'm getting Diana taxed.
5 out of 6.
Great, man.
Okay
Excuse me
I mean the thing is this is a this is the fender I mean I can not play this for a turn
and just not play throw your third or I'm just roll for a list to want to do
that I guess I don't have to play this for a turn I just don't play the vendor
and I don't have to roll anymore
yeah fuck it whatever man
I'm not even paired. My board is complete fucking ass. My board is ass!
Surely this isn't how you intend to greet an old friend.
So it's true, 0-1 Unara.
This is Unara 2.
Well, my board's actually not that bad.
I'm double combat here, I guess.
Karak's pretty OP, my items are really good.
What?
Okay, I mean, yeah
How many lists are gone I can say I even playing lists. No, no
I'm not even paired, man. I can't. Like if I were paired, I'm in. Like no one cares about
trashman
it's too many uh... you know it's on
You motherfucker, one more of this cast I can actually win this fight man, two fucking
hits.
Okay, well that sounds good for me.
19.
Uh, I mean I'm going QSS and red buff that.
Wait!
Okay, I will be going through fucking zero!
Hopefully I get it! This guy is one Unara.
Three Unara, so four, I have five, six. Okay, there's four left.
Honestly, maybe I just sacked two, because like, I, no, no.
Holy shit, I'm actually hitting the stuff.
You fucking piece of shit.
Okay, let's do that. That's pretty good.
Not really.
Archangel plus what's it called. What was it, Titans?
No
Whoa, I mean I'm forcing the senior and don't over for stupid as you know, hopefully I hit
Okay, well I'm actually full back and that's no cap
And that level for Verizon, I'm actually strong, but the problem is I have the sacro, I mean
I can't roll for these two anymore, I'm not rolling for an upgrade, so I'm strong as
well.
Also, the Diana player is coming into my pool on 4-1, so I think that is a lost cause.
G
I need a prismatic orb to save my ass. That's no gap.
Actually, that's not even true because...
I think I'm automatic opponents
Blue buff natural tooth
I hope they're not getting what they're called.
Okay.
I mean, I have perfect items here, perfect item, perfect item.
ball of air, a GGs.
Defender.
I play ball of air plus like, plus Shen.
Over...
Kennen.
Plus a Johnny.
Because I don't have a single ball of air item.
I mean I can level, like if I can survive until 4 or 5, 5, I can level.
and then unlock RISE and then move items to RISE and I actually went out.
Okay.
Okay, Diana player, but at least it's not on Unara, I guess, except the other stylus.
What?
Me.
Fuck.
Okay.
NO!
How?
It's an ape again, man
Oh
That's pretty good. I'm back
Bro, no, no, no, okay. Okay, everyone come fuck down. Hey watchers
Just tune out. Hey watchers just tune out. I'm not even getting it.
Like I am dead fucking serious. Hey watchers just tune out. I'm fucking tired of this shit.
Bro, everyone is here just fucking laughing at me. No one is even sitting here in person anymore.
Wait, hold on.
My friend is telling me that apparently the packer's got the gig of bad feet.
Oh nice! I sold my packers!
G?
Oh
Barb
Oh
Oh, I'm good.
When K3 Soju is your teammate aware, QD is pretty good right now, buddy.
Nothing to be ashamed of.
You're right.
I need to show you this, this, uh, wait, what was, what was the clip?
How do I find this clip of Emily Wang in Valorant?
Who strings out a QT?
I'm a QT guy, I don't know.
I do not tolerate how long.
Clips?
All time?
Is it top of all time?
No.
Oh, holy fuck.
He has so many.
He has so many fucking giga clips.
I can't find it.
What was it?
Oh, I found it.
Oh, I found it
This is it's not serious man
one window
oh, one window
oh
okay
ah
another one
oh
holy
fuck
this is not serious
Oh
Please I wonder or how the DMCA you know
G even I can't screw this one up
your fucking piece of shit ass game? I don't get it. I don't get it.
I think this guy's unlocking Bilgewater as we speak, actually, and he also has patient study.
So we're three-way contesting fucking dumbass Bilgewater.
Oh my god.
That's a bad beat. You're right. It is a bad beat. Like, what the fuck is this, man?
I mean, it's fine. I'm just gonna 4-1 all in and just hit MF2, except MF2 doesn't even do anything in this comp.
Low G.
If I can kill 3 units with 4 carousel, and it's not less on carousel, I can get 5 billage
water in which is pretty good
W W W B
I got one. I think I'll kill two more though.
I can't get five
What would Wayne do
I'm not sure.
Bilgewater with Nautilus.
Bilgewater with GPE.
I have a Last Whisper to slam.
Am I just pivoting to something else then?
I believe I must.
I mean, there is a Nautilus. I should have sold the line, but oh, I don't even get five
water until like six seven years from now, man.
And then if I buy that, it's not even good.
I'm probably going to wait one because I might actually be able to naturalize and I can
What the fuck is this?
Not a good advice.
Can I buy...
Uhhh...
How do you know I don't natural on MF?
In two turns.
I think, uh, oh wait, actually it's BT slam, oh I think BT slam got unlocked from the mirror
and then got this, so it's kind of a bad beat as well, noo-kick.
Maybe I can play GP Draven.
Like if I get a bow rod here I can play Nautilus, I mean not really because you're never going
to hit GP3 because these losers hold the GP Nautilus.
Loser alert.
I
Dueled Lotus here because I bought the stupid ass the balloon
And you'll notice my father's double as the balloon G
double econ, exiles
am i actually 3-way contested?
urf
fuck you
is this a stain?
yes, probably, i mean who the fuck is it?
what the fuck are these dog-ass items?
does it really want our guns to last for a red blob?
i mean i'd rather just take this
Actually mess holes broken in I'll be taking that's all
This time it's too much online and no damage
How is my GP just getting one shot here?
It's dead.
I did not kill a single unit.
Hello?
What?
I didn't see the last whisper of redcloth, oh god I just got so much better than mine.
Hello? I think like the blue farm ritual, five rolls. It's fine. Hold on, I'm not even
Oh my gosh, I should have taken explosive growth.
I'm three way contested.
I thought messel would help me win these rounds,
but yeah, I got three over both times.
So now I should have just taken what's it called.
No, but messel is actually broken later, man.
Big news.
I had motion.
This.
Oh nice, an MF. Oh wait, this is not in the plan.
Ready? Oh wait, old water. Old water.
It is over, I would not be able to put a slayer.
Give me fucking salt stuff here.
one day you will read this pasta I know something something was starting to be
your son something it's too many lines man I don't care just fucking wait just
wait for it was explosive growth and I'm just fucking for one all in man
I'm rolling 30 gold and if I don't find one MF within the first like two seconds I'm screwed
but honestly I might be screwed anyway.
They picked the wrong class. I got this.
It wasn't supposed to grow. And then I can actually roll a 50 gold.
What the fuck are these items?
This is my board, Shogun Lasso's for a dead man's dagger.
At least I found an evap, that's pretty good.
Hello.
three juggernaut for something
I'd like to rest a moment
I'll lay my hands through the talking
Oh
Not gonna follow me anymore, come to us
Follow me, friends!
What am I the GGs?
You fucking piece of shit
I didn't even hit that, excuse me.
I mean I'm one MF away from...I'm one MF...what did I even get?
That's pretty good.
I'm one MF away from...bro...okay I'm just gonna sell this and no, I mean I have to win.
I'm one MF.
Come on, come on, come on.
MF 2, MF 2.
Come on, come on, come on.
I'm one MF off man come on please someone has to feel bad right I'm one MF off this guy is zero MF
It is zero and that's gone. Come on. Hello.
Wait, I just realized, does, does messhole?
Does messhole, uh, uh, proc the balloon? It must.
Jee?
No. Wait, really?
What?
The bill is gone and the fucking- and the- and the- why the fuck are we here, how why?
Oh, what the fuck is this one cosplay ball? What the fuck is this?
Embrace the cosmos.
What did you just die?
Oh, should I just buy some, some, yeah, fucking, 15?
by this now okay I mean I'm down to buy
happen to do as well but I'm going to buy the mf first
I mean isn't this a metapute if I mean I mess all that's pretty good the mess
off so okay what the fuck is mess all damage he's all like 40 what like what
if it is mess all damage what the fuck is that shit I'm good
Yeah
Bro fucking zealots in man
Shyvana I mean I have the whole Shyvana and and I'm connected
I must have like that to do it again
But if I drop TF, I need Senna to not click Indra-TF, but Meshall with Quistar is actually
pretty good.
I mean for netting 2 I play for sure.
Honestly what does Sharima do?
I mean I probably should be playing this too sir.
This is Nautilus is Nautilus.
Am I just not playing Wu Gong?
Honestly, do I have a player deck in this game?
Probably not.
I mean, yes, I probably do.
I definitely do.
Okay, MF2.
Okay, I'm not even kidding just don't don't laugh G
It's good. It's good. It's actually good. Because I'm about to give it captain's brew
possible look at look at the the tf damage next fight just look it's actually good
I can feed this. Oh, Graves 2, that's pretty good.
I can give Graves these two and split my items. I feel like Graves actually does immunity damage.
Yeah, fuck it. 85 health, that's pretty good.
Skarner.
I mean, TK eats a main tank, that's pretty good for me.
I think, see, I eat the spotter, see?
It's actually a feed there, holy fuck.
What does it say? MF2 on his board?
What? I don't fucking know.
I'll get it.
I'll let my hands do the talking.
I gave it a task feed.
Oh my gosh. Not good.
Max health.
I'm pretty sure mess hall procs off of deadman's dagger by the way.
I'm just, my MF just executed like 7 units across the map, wow, yeah.
What's this?
What is this, everybody?
Okay, honestly, do I even want Senna?
It's not even good.
I feel like my tier is actually broken.
3.1?
Okay, not really.
But I mean, Graves 2?
Is Graves 2?
32?
Swing?
any bruisers or miss what's called three men
bruiser is that a paired
why do I think this pizza car is again
I got a fucking one shot from mess hole.
Not at all.
It was not.
It was not that fucking dumbass what's it called man.
This mess hole shit.
Broke it.
Gee.
G?
A little stick.
Uh, no, I'll feed this piece of garbage after I hit 1 of Senna and get dirt.
I can't.
I mean like, okay, I have another question.
Like this game, I was just three-way contested Bilgewater, yes?
But like, and like, yes I got bailed out, but like, now do you guys believe me?
This item is fucking disgusting.
This item is just straight up disgusting.
Like if I load into a Bilgewater game and I get fucking dumbass black market explosives
and some other garbage, and I start bitching about not hitting that man's dagger, and
people are like, no you didn't even use the name anyway, you fucking idiot.
You are stupid you are fucking stupid man like this item is so OP
I think they fixed it, I'm still getting close.
Okay if I hit set it to, I can go like Shoujin, Lasso's for Senna, and move all of, Shoujin,
Lasso's for Moralo, Senna, and then move all of these items to MF, and then it's
just a GG.
Oh great, I'm fighting this stupid asshole, I'm trying to mirror him.
Wait, what the fuck?
No, no, I'll feed after one of these, like not these trash cans man, fuck this.
I do I even want to upgrade this shit and
Upgrades the soldiers
I think I am dead as fuck.
I'll feed after 72, because 72 is actually a huge slight.
I was about to get reported on the spot, I think.
My son is not even in the corner, he ulted in the fucking middle of nowhere, man.
Bye, my buddy.
Fucking Baron player.
you bad bro just fucking ff man your board is legit dog shit just ff like just
look at my board how the fuck you think you think Trinamere is beating this shit
You are ass from just ff man
Sir, I believe your board is fucking trash.
I mean, it's just a deserved first US dead man's dagger GG's.
I didn't even high roll.
How did I high roll?
Methyl?
OK.
I mean, this comp, you just have so much frontline.
You just need to somehow just come up with some damage.
You can just run over.
G?
I'm tired.
Whoa!
10 minutes of ads only to watch 5 minutes of cadence are you saying I'm tired and going
777, how do people even watch the stream?
Bro, that's the, that's, I mean, come on.
Come on.
But I'm tired.
That's all.
That man's dead.
He needs.
All right, wait, I'm pretty sure by the way you come for some dead by the way. Yes, he's right
I was just gonna say that look at this if you don't get you come here and you say or please no econ
Okay, then I'll get like oh, it's just one you come on. Come on. No, no, no econ. No econ
Don't do a few space for you come in
What the fuck is this? That's a loud? No.
Wait I'm pretty sure he's actually 10 in two turns and if he wins one of these rounds
he's actually in a really good spot. It'll be two lives.
Okay, let's get this guy in.
If you say that every room has its things, but none are sharper than mine.
I'm G-Fed. Thank you buddy.
Show keyboard, I bet it ain't you playing.
Okay, how much do you want to bet then?
The fuck is this?
Who else would be playing?
Like, wait, what?
Ah, no, I got it.
No, I understand where you're coming from.
I think what he's trying to say is every bot four
I'm playing at every fucking top four,
Setsuko's playing is what he's saying.
Fucking piece of shit.
What?
Oh, hello, hello.
What's the IOM?
EXP.
You know, I thought Aphelios was good, and then I realized this unit is complete trash.
Like, on PvE, I was playing so much Aphelios, and this unit is like, Aphelios.
The thing is that I would almost always see too much value here, but the thing is, I hit
EXP so I cannot make any scaling.
game scale.
We'll see how young you are at EXP.
Hello?
Is there even a reason to sit somewhere here?
No.
I just realized with clear, clear, clear mind.
Oh God.
I don't think he was leaking specialist.
Because the board that I was going to play towards
are not leaking, I think I'm scaling.
Because the thing is, I was going to play towards Ryze,
like don't I need to uh hold the yorls to unlock cannon yes what what
i'm getting four years for your turn
Pre-level to 5 here, fuck it.
Just fuck it, whatever.
I might actually just play Leona this game.
Like, Titan, Taj, I just go for Gensu.
I feel like Unara from the spot might just be an 8.
But don't I need a Leona then?
Bo chain, tier glove, I mean that means I should go raw first so I can actually flex
Actually, there's an R-E. I'm not taking T-E-R-E. I'm just flexing. I'm one-off of 300B-O-N-O.
And then I'm Kinsu, half IE, and I'm Kinsu, I mean I'd rather go Titans half Kinsu for Diana, but whatever, and then I'll just basically be E.T., a B.E.T.
Oh, then Val and Ash.
Fight for the dream of Demacia.
Okay, what's the plan?
I
This guy's also you know
Okay, hopefully.
Titanic Titan, fuck it!
Spatula and a component.
Okay, well I do believe...
I'll be playing Ionia.
EXP Ionia.
but then I'm killing the ginsu but honestly that's fine they have red buff
bow player on belt
my clothes are locking the cannon no I don't have a single two star
Honestly, instead of playing towards Unara here, I can also just play towards Freljord.
Because I think like rolling for Unara here without unlocking Tenden and Kabugo is not
even that good.
this wins right because if I go for all you and I have red buff GG play around
tier chain
now the hard dude
There is a Leona.
I'm gonna have to commit like right now.
I think I will actually play Leona.
I mean I have Titans,
Ginsu, Fodge and I'm playing around Spat BF Beltier.
Or I could go Gensu, or I could go Red Buff, IE, or I could go Frojord, Red Buff.
I mean the thing is that, oh fuck, like, I think it just depends on whether I find the
Leona or not.
It's what it depends on.
Don't look at it.
I think if I find Leona in the next two turns, I'll play Diana, but if I find no Leona, I just play Ionia.
So, I mean, you don't have to commit yet. I mean, what? I'm supposed to just roll right now?
Oh no! You're 58 HP! Time to roll down to zero like a complete fucking dumbass!
Bro, what?
I mean, you don't have to commit. I mean, I don't know what to tell you.
If next shop is a Leona, I mean I'm committed to Diana, I guarantee, but I don't really want to commit to Diana because I have a snack.
Good, Gintu, BD, Hot Titans, Leona, he's playing Diana as well.
Okay, two more, locked.
Miss Pawn, by the way.
see and now and this is why you don't commit cuz I mean you hit something I
mean that I that was a Leona I just played Diana
my close on looking Kenan I mean I don't even care about looking Kenan
I mean I have to kill a Jane and honestly it's probably going to be that I have a belt
play around. So I don't mind not making a road here.
GD. GD. GD.
I'm probably done rolling or I'm probably done stacking because I'm probably gonna roll a little bit now and I might hit with you. I'm done rolling.
I'm rolling on 7 feels bad because
I've got mine and when I roll I want to like fucking just send it
I don't even have to unlock it, honestly.
I'm just always playing...
Bramble of me, and I have no anti-heal on us in too.
I mean, this is what I call a bad beat. I got 5-0 by the way. No, no, that is what that is. That is just a bad beat. It's fine.
I'd rather unlock set now so I can just roll on neutrals.
This guy is rich enough to- wait he has a wukong as well, what the fuck?
I don't really care if I lose this round honestly.
Who cares?
I think I'm too life guaranteed, regardless. Unless I killed nothing.
Which I think I killed nothing. Oh no, I killed enough.
Well, I'm chillin'. Well, I'm actually chillin'. My items are- My items are insane, not rich as fuck. That guy's so fuckin' poor, man.
Who cares?
I don't really want to roll anymore am I close to uh I want a level for 7 Ionia I drop my
instead of the magic in oh wait why don't I just drop jid oops it'll stick
actually I why don't I just I mean I don't know anymore though I'm losing
clear of my value but like this is like there's no way I need to hold for
fucking didn't do or even R2 I mean if I if I lose a life here that's just
That's what it's called, bad beat.
I can actually level tonight in like a term. No gap.
There's the Diana player. Oh god. I'm pretty sure I'm fighting them. It's a 50-50.
Oh, never mind. Never mind. I'll just swap to this side.
I'm losing clear mind, but who the fuck cares?
52 and one turn
They have a 40 is good turn
How many hours are gone one two we just going to zero every turn
Another Unara player, but I mean it's fine, because I can just cap towards Senna as well.
And this is when the fucking player goes question mark?
No no no, no one's typing question mark, why aren't you rolling while I win?
And then the moment I die, they're just like question mark, why wouldn't you roll here?
Bro, like what am I rolling for? To go fucking 7th at best?
Like I just did this shit is just these guys are like it is a fucking hindsight fucking Harry's man. I don't get
Why is he making a rage readers? No, man, there's a why wouldn't you go choose your gear when I what I'm just straight up
I mean I can't even go Senna, it's Terak Paird man.
Terak 2 is Terak 2.
Terak Paird, Shogun on what's his name?
Gutsu Krakken?
Terak 2, and then I can go Shogun IE as well.
Terak Paird.
My board?
The fucking socks!
I've worked the locks.
And now I'm fucked.
And now I'm fucked again.
who is letting this fucking setcaster get in?
thank you.
be sure.
keep faith in yourself
i just see you again, you old friend
is this even warden?
What?
I'm always sad about that, you're dumbass.
Automatic components, or GGs.
Or GGs.
What the fuck is this?
Hell, who do you mess with?
Oh, I can watch this.
I'm not a one piece of all the time, picking me off.
I'm a very kid or two, I can go finsuit, kraken.
How much BD is this?
3% for level 27, 40 AD, NAV, and some other stuff.
Revect it!
Woohoo!
Get it!
Woohoo!
Why don't you buy get it?
like surely you hit one of the two man I hit neither arm yeah I mean I must rise
Is that good?
No.
Drop Shen for connected for what I'm not fucking dumbass rice whoa
All right, honestly, I'm kind of done to just clear my detent now
if I lose whatever I'm gonna be
holy fuck what are these games
I think I just 2g dipped him.
He's not happy.
I'm happy though.
I'll just write.
I appreciate that, because I love my children.
I'm trying to hold these now because the clear mine is not even worth it if I can hold lower
spirit as well and no matter what I'm 9 and 2 turns, please fuck him around.
He's anti-diantic or he's anti-anti-
Oh, what's it called?
Oh no, he's not.
Look at this guy. Fuckin' dude.
You are ass.
Sir, you are fuckin' ass.
Relax, buddy.
What the fuck's coming?
I bought my dyno player, who's an alert?
I
Honestly, I suck one gold here hold these maximize the chances of unlocking rise and level tonight and play rise
What the fuck, why do we move on about to lose this?
I just lost a- I don't even know what.
I mean, do I even want to unlock Rise?
No, I don't think I'm going to mind if I roll for it.
The dragon years.
How?
I should probably split this.
It's more than 1000 for a dumbass AP.
Oh God. Oh. Oh God. Hello?
There's no way I can lose this round. There's actually no way I can lose this round. There's
no way I can lose this round. There's actually no way I can lose this round. All I have
to do is just move the nards with the fucking left and I would have won this round.
How is this an undeserved top 4?
I have no opener and I came back to a top 4.
That's pretty good, man.
That's undeserved?
How?
Yeah, lots of soda we were wrong, we had it.
Read it.
No.
All right, beer back.
All right beer back. I'm gonna get something to drink. Don't worry, I have a mouth with
me.
Hello?
Set the under desk.
I guess I'll be top-foring this game then.
You are in Emily Weng's cousin, Elo.
Let's go. Wait, Seth, can you check this? Go real quick.
uh
All right, wait what?
Well, I'm trying to play some cool with the best it's what it's like
Okay, well, I don't even think I can play what's it called
First, what is that?
Noxus?
Zon?
Bro, what even is this dog-ass augment?
Bro, fuck you, man.
How would you...
You can get off of this on 2-1?
Getting a briar and a scion.
Nice, man.
It doesn't do anything for me.
dog game lowkey I can still play what's it called
No, I fucking can't, man.
Why don't I just play UNARA?
I don't get it.
What?
I'm sending an IE.
I mean, you know, IE is not even bad on Galista.
Jin is better than Trist.
Yeah.
What?
Jin?
Yona?
Nautilus?
What do you have in front?
So you smile is so fucking hard
Told you bears would win on nice the hunt in areas back. I mean I sold my backers
But I didn't buy the bears but it's basically I won because I sold those in the
I
Know I can actually do here
But yeah, I need to make sure I fight some shit trash can
Is this a trash can?
Probably.
I mean I was just in too much.
All right, and now I just sell this piece of garbage and I need an Ionia though Shen
Shen Yasuo, Auri, Shen Yasuo, Auri, I mean surely you can't miss there, man, I'll do it.
Shen Yasuo, Auri, there's an Auri with belt, is that good?
It's okay, I'll wait for one.
Did Yasuo change?
That would probably guarantee the five streak.
There's also Leona with the ass on that T-Series.
Okay, GG, Zed.
It's a guaranteed 10 streak.
Look at my board. It's actually illegal.
G. Weaker.
How are you not to list up?
How can I be realistic if I just go and get?
Am I missing something?
Eric level six wait. Oh
No, my board is way too good you bad
Wait miss
Bro none
I let it drop warded, is that ok?
My board can lose?
How?
What the fuck?
How?
What the fuck did I even fight, man?
I- I- Oh, nice. A cannon unlocked her on fucking stage 2. That's what I thought.
A long game.
Alright, I mean, maybe I actually don't send for this turn.
I think so this is efe I own here I would just always take items here
How much is this? Maybe it's better now because I have a 5 Mayonia, level 6 through 7, 6, 18,
33.
Oh, GG's.
How much AS does this give?
60 AS, 20 AS.
Let me go check back to the staff tools. Is that a radiant kraken? If this isn't even good.
Yes.
What is the delta of this item?
Lagunara, by the way.
Oh, it's not even her best radiant. Her best radiant is fucking radiant guard breaker.
Radiant fucking stridebreaker? Are we serious? Is that a cash out, Radiant stridebreaker?
Is there an e-shot cash like that gives a Radiant stridebreaker just like that random
item? No way, right? Honestly, it's probably bugged, if I were to guess. It was probably
with some fucking bug and then that's a gradient I eat but that's what it's like
honestly I'm kind of was he on hold the shit and bronze pretty good man
I was in two.
Can you go double cracking instead of a ginsu?
I'm going to close with all of this, I haven't even tried.
Let me see. Show me the good news.
Negative point three three. Okay, man.
If I get a belt and a rod, what do I get?
I just find some trash cans then.
negative point three three actually is better it actually is better average
placement but as we go to our way we're going to sample size and how do you know
I'm gonna like brought in belt oh nice I'm running up on star
honestly I might still lose bro I might as well not send though because the
thing is I already have anti-heal if I didn't have anti-heal I would send this
always but I really have anti-heal so it's like
I probably just double cracked him down, honestly
but the thing is is like if I go double cracking here so like right now like
this could be half even trout and then half ginsu and like let's say I do get
the rod belt like you think I can make morello no man see
Do you unlock this fucking...
Does this unlock it?
How come I didn't get any indicator that it was going to unlock?
I don't get it.
There is no drama in that peaceful death.
Yourdle incoming.
I don't want to unlock set.
I have 1 BT.
I didn't want to unlock step. I have one BT.
Maybe I actually play Not Yunnan in this game or not.
But I don't think I can actually unlock the whole bomb.
And I already have a Braum so maybe I don't play this version.
new shred the force both then
okay well I'm definitely playing a different version because I have a from
to
I'll fight if you make me, but we can sing instead.
Re-Yordle.
Oh, I need to play Warp, oh fuck.
Oh man, I just lost a round of war, man. Yo, what the fuck?
I mean, it's not even good. I don't have a quicks record anymore.
I thought it was rolled in.
What?
Holy shit.
Well, I can't even roll anymore.
Because my board's done.
But like, what the fuck?
But the problem is, I don't have a quick striker.
I don't get it.
Oh wait, I just realized I gained Omni-Bam from this garbage.
12% Omni-Bam?
Okay, I mean that's pretty good.
I'm pretty sure I can actually just sustain Diana with this Air Assume Shift and the Sunfire Cape, that's no cap.
I'm last big. I just hit 3 Unards in 3 shops.
And I have Ornid, except it's not even good.
Also, why don't I play Vi over this?
Vi don't have a...
...Visward?
I don't have a quick striker, I have Thunderman, Air Axiom, G.
I don't have a single fucking backliner.
I mean, if I could be trying to cap around, uh, yes, I'll have something in my mouth.
No key no clutch I've got no problem.
I can drop, set, seraphine, azir, kindred, I probably won't even play azir, I'm probably
just playing kindred drop this for set to fuck for warden
I don't get it, I think the game is over.
I don't even have to play Fiddles over
But I probably do want to play around kindred or renekton because I have a
I have a B.D. I
But I guess I can just be a key fiddle stick.
But I don't actually want to cap her on Shyvana.
I'm sure I'll have to actually roll him.
Look at that ash I sold.
Oh, I forgot about set. Oh fuck! Oh, how?
I probably do want to cap her on set.
I need to probably ship Woody essentially.
I hear a rod I want to see my reporter for this or not I'm B.D.
I have an adaptive.
I should have waited to I should have waited off the thing because I'm about to get an
I want to see if I can afford something
but let me try to increase it I think
you know what your R doesn't even have quick strikers?
I'm probably not even able to play to that
I'm definitely playing Shabbana this game.
That's no gap.
44 in one turn.
I will be all in next turn.
Maybe I should unlocks that.
Then I'll be stacking my uh...
I don't know what to do with this.
That's pretty good though.
I'll be 2-2-2-2.
Actually, I don't know what to do.
What happened?
What the fuck?
My whole board, I mean, okay, honestly, my board sucks.
I have a fucking zinzal on my board, man.
Alright, I already lost my streak.
Fuck this shit.
I know I'll just wait once I roll.
Like set over this always, but honestly I might just drop by Loris this game and not like
built over.
And then I just wait set over this then I drop by Loris
Set over Tenon by Loris for Kindred hello excuse me
Feed the flames diff.
What the fuck is that?
I got stunned by a fucking Lulu!
A fucking Lulu!
Bro, no, that shit is not real.
No, no, no.
Bro, no, no, no.
That is just...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What?
3 Ionia, Shyvana, Over Shyvana, BD, Ash, Kimdred, Shyvana, I don't even want to
I'm probably dropping by Loris this game for sure.
For 30 units.
By Loris.
I also felt it'll stick.
That's what I was thinking too.
Wait, this Valderd unit is actually OP.
But it's probably not that OP if I have...
Perid, Perid.
Jeez.
Wukong, Hylian.
Loris, Taric.
Not the list.
4 Warden 3 Ionia, alright it's not Warden J. I can play Senna as well if I hit Senna
Let's do it.
And he do.
Wait, this Sunfire augment is kinda good, actually.
Wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, how much is this heal?
Let me see, let me see what's going on.
Wait, let me see?
Was it the diff?
No!
Honestly, it's- what's that even good on set?
I feel like he does true damage after sit-ups and then-
Like, I could have afforded it or I could have given it to Kendrick. Let me see if I can do it.
I think we do. Yeah.
Isn't which one pretty good 30% of magic damage dealt?
I can also still void staff.
I believe I'll be going void staff actually.
I mean I can also reforge.
I'm pretty sure I've put some kinders actually, but though.
And I'm just going to reforge Shogun.
I didn't move BP that to that.
Oh.
What happened to my entire war?
Bro, how come when I play Damacy it doesn't look like this? Oh, yeah, this jewel lotus 3.
Jewel Lotus 3, Air Asmium, whatever the fuck that's called.
If I lose again I'm gonna start reforging because I don't have much time to upgrade my
board.
I was actually good on on that unit wasn't actually good as well ah fuck it
I'm not even sure what appear don't care
This one's okay. It's definitely not this one's on that. I can tell you that
What the fuck?
Where?
Cold Climber is the best artifact in the game. No, it's not, man. Not with fucking...
When I have an eye... Okay, it's not better than IE. It's not better than Gintsu. It's not better than bringing in fucking Kraken.
The only reason the stats are good
The only reason the stats are good is because what oh it's gonna be torn you
wrong with the one okay so what what happened to my
Okay, Chrome lives another day.
So why are the stats good? It's because it's OR. It's an OR item. In the stats, you have
Not the top four if you farm Doron items.
50 AS, whatever.
50 AS, whatever, keep them on, use these.
Oh wait, he swapped. Well, that's not good. That's not okay though.
As long as this doesn't wrap, actually my Shyvonne is dead instantly, I can't do it.
Womashivana is dead. Excuse me.
How do they try to throw this one?
Game played itself.
Yup.
Yup, it's a first.
Therefore, it was just spoon fed, I guess.
maybe gold collector is this in stats because of crypt bug oh no no no it's fake
but gold collector is always good at the stats because you you only take it
from giga openers and giga openers already average stuff for right and then
Almost every single orn item even the trash ones are insane stats
And you can't even you can't exclude orn because a lot of them you can you can farm one orn item orn item
And then just and they just sell orn
So like like the stats for orn items is that are just really fake
But there's no way it's better than reading crackin. There's no way it's better than uh
IE and there's no way it's better than Gensu
Wait is this a
I'm dead.
Also, how do I get rid of this fucking complete quest to unlock the...
I mean, break her bones.
Protect the faithful.
How's the mess, rumble?
Did you think the random exploding act?
Come on.
I'm not even holding the control.
Feet letter?
What do you mean?
I believe it is. I have broad belt.
I have any kills to be as broad though.
I'm going to re-roll so I'm down to go gun-bleed.
Let me go check if I go Gumblade. Is it Kraken Kraken? Probably.
Bane? 3 star? 3 item? Bills? Gumblade?
Kraken GS. Kraken Kraken Gumblade. Kraken DV? Gumblade. Kraken Gumblade GS.
Okay component buff
What the? It just dashes and gets in and out.
If you didn't have stats you would be diamond.
Extinct! Extinct!
I don't know what I'm saying.
Sometimes you want to hold the clock now.
And you want to hold swing, ABCD.
And sometimes you want to hold...
I forgot to remove the belt.
It's the Vayne actually broken, but my Vayne's scores are like, okay I'm kinda high rolling,
but my Vayne's scores are really good.
but I feel like I'm kinda out rolling here in the spots.
Fight for the dream of your Masiya.
Ha ha ha!
Okay, awesome.
Bo-cloth-a-bo-v-f.
Bo-cloth-bo-v-f.
Wait, what even is Garibus said?
7 Demacia.
Can't.
Ramp.
The bow's on a 1 cost, but I do need 2 bows.
Eh, I got that.
Recall's Chain.
I'll get the bows, I have component buffed.
Air Axiom, adaptive for frontline.
Crack in those water okay it's a bramble game for sure holy fuck I just
counted like 7 million 80 players
I mean I'm pretty sure I beat this guy anyway man.
What a long time Leona
Gumbly
Honestly, I can hold Leona as well.
I mean, not really. I'm pretty sure I'm just committed to this line.
But I could go like Leona and go Gumbly, Titan, Skinsu.
You are buns, bro.
I
Beating
Oh yet, oh good
Who's on top of the last
Nice.
Holy shit, how is this house still alive?
I'm not confessivating right?
And BF here, I'm gonna be fucking sad.
Thank you.
Wait.
This guy's not playing Vayne, is he?
what's your bits are cracking complete yes I mean surely not right right what are
these items from no fucking way man if this guy can test vein can we just
report
But what the fuck is this to your quote belt the F on the main game
I'm pretty sure you you get to choose your component not pretty sure
Yeah, you do for sure man
Yes, or
You know
She's three
Okay, I mean I'm committed. Let me see this loser. Let me see
Indecision taric
I saw Diana
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck?
There's actually a lot of AP-
Oh, fuck.
How does it do to 80 though? Oh, great, I'm playing at 2x.
Alright, I'm free.
Right in the losers.
Whoa! No, no, no, no, she has the...
He hit the fucking gold one, man.
No no no he is just he just farm six gold every single turn for the rest of the game in
Hello.
Unara player, probably Unara, Diana, into IE Unara, AP,
I'm not even sure if he's holding 5 Demacia, I don't know why.
I
Hello
Thank you, man. Fucking dull meme.
Can I make? Yes.
I already committed to not playing for burst.
I'm just going to take this lemon, level, roll for Vayne 2 after Vayne Fair, and I'm leveling to 8.
And I'm just going to play Vayne 2, dual carry, Kaisa, and...
I don't know what else I know.
Kabukko.
Kennen.
I already upgraded, like there's no reason to roll a 7,
I already upgraded Jarvan 2, Poppy 2, but I actually have the Galio.
And I do believe this guy, who is he?
I mean this guy already won the game.
This guy already won the game.
Alright, well, if I can go forth here, that's basically a win.
The entire lobby is playing, uh, like this guy's Unara, this guy already won the game.
This guy's probably playing Village Water, but maybe please, if it's in something.
This guy's probably Unara, this guy's Apheleus, Bard, Diana player, and some AP player.
I mean, I was gonna stack one.
I think this is actually a metal. Adaptive JG has her Besson Bench.
I mean, you're actually a lot of little damage.
I'm doing kind of close to this game
I don't know what to do with it.
Sorry, Your Majesty.
What?
And I'm off. Anyway.
What was with your ass?
This can use a good video.
Okay, I mean if I get heroic grab back, I might as well just go for fucking Dane 3.
Okay, why did I not see a single main?
Am I just going Zin3 as well?
I mean, since usually the unit you drop.
Okay, well, I just rolled 10 gold and I didn't buy a single unit.
Excuse me?
There's a Kraken already.
I
See you
Okay, well, I don't really want to die. Am I just zero post? How do I not see a Garen
or a Lux. How is that even possible? That's 40 gold, but he has a... Oh my, what the fuck am I looking at?
How do I not have a Garen or a Lux? Oh, good.
Oh yeah, it's already running female, for sure.
Also, for all the...
I do not have a single lane.
I might lose 7 value if I...
I have hit Unara 2 7 way contested on 1 roll.
Wait I have it!
Oh my.
It's the last roll man.
What it's literally impossible it's it's not the fault of me not me going it's that I shouldn't even roll there
I just got lucky that I could have sold my venture toy
Like with that like I there's no way I'm supposed to fucking roll ever again there
Oh, great. I'm getting what's it called. At least I'm not beating it up. I mean, surely
I can sustain this with Gumbly, right? Is he an anti-heal? Yes. What the fuck's he doing?
I'll fucking I think this is cool dog
I got him wrong
excuse me
okay
28 to level
this is perfect interval
and I just roll for Garen, let's Gaisa
with my board
Kraken, Kraken, Gumblade, Bold Love
Hopefully I can hit Gaisa too with my two rolled
I will be a bit
on about the bullies
I
Nashors I this is my goal
now any is legit dog shit
now I think I lost
sight
any is legit dog shit
Alright, well, true zero then. Kaisa paired.
GG's!
Now I'm fucked. Not really.
Oh, there's a word to guarantee. I mean, guaranteed is the most important upgrade in the game.
I'm about to hammer you and the Jewelers.
you
Karen do
Gee and then I finished reading Karen. I'm actually full-back
What am I even fighting here?
This guy started fucking seasonal the turn since 2-1.
He heads on three two.
Oh well I have Shoujin and I'm down to
Like fuck it, I just opened reforged nashers.
No.
It's about to reforge some trash.
but like I don't want double mana I kind of want like a better item
I guess it was.
Most fraudulent top 4, really?
I feel like I- how can this be a fraudulent top 4, I don't get it.
Not the Senna 2 as well, Kindred 2.
Like this guy, did you see this guy's opener by the way?
He had Nautilus 2, Draven 2 on 3-1, and he's going 3rd.
This guy had a fucking, farming 7000 gold since 3-2 T-Hex on 3-2,
and then this guy hit Mess Hall.
Like is this actually my fault? No.
This guy also hit mehs all.
Fucking dog-ass game.
I mean, I remember what I said, the top 4 here is basically a burst.
JazzLotT is opener, full win streak into a 6.
Like that's what I mean, I mean Z.
Yeah, I have time.
I'm done.
Wait, how do I turn off this fucking tooltip from showing up every fucking game?
Turn off tutorials, where?
What's this?
Oh, it's probably Zahed.
Oh shit, I bet.
What are you?
What is this? Why do I still have a notification here though?
Oh, we fucking do the animation again?
What is this garbage?
Oh, what?
What?
Wait, I don't get it.
So now that I click this, now do I still get the notification?
Yes.
In the top four with the hand.
It's unit is it's I mean you've had that you had it's in that from this in that unit is so fucking bad
Poppul is swarming
I
Is that you be I
Didn't hear a garboil
If you unlocks the head it goes away wait, sir. How are you still awake? How big you've been up like 20 hours
I'm tired.
Please tell me goodnight story.
I'm not that creative, dad.
I'll be your troop leader for today.
Let's have fun!
What the fuck is this?
How did I just...
Is there no lawee?
I saw Steve when I unlocked the head.
Yeah.
This story is not yet finished.
Love tier rod.
I'm not gonna just fish for Pandora's items, low key.
Make it for Gisuo, three.
Okay.
What about Gisuo, two?
Nautilus.
I'm not trying to make them dumb ass hodge.
Honestly, if I make hodge, I can actually play a Draven new role.
Fuck it.
Like Draven GP from the spot.
Is there a juggernaut?
Is there a warden?
I mean, Yasuo-Chu with Hodg is not even good.
The most important item on Yasuo is sight.
And if you don't have sight, surely you have a GA.
Do I have either?
No.
They picked the wrong path. I got this.
That's also billage water.
Simmer down, hot chick.
Exterminate.
You face the ruling king.
But you can't play Yasuo without Scythe.
And if you don't have Scythe, you also can't play Yasuo without a GA.
Shit is ass.
well i think this guy might be draven
he is draven, he rolled for barred
he also did blade master, that's the worst one
I am not sure what I'm thinking.
Uh, okay, well, I don't really want to play GB Draven when I think this guy's built water.
This guy is...
You know what I can play?
I built Water Tempo into, uh, into, into Embessa.
No cap.
Oh wait, actually, wait, why don't I just play, why don't I just play, uh, Diana?
Gensu?
Titan?
I mean, I need two bows.
Gensu Titan's Arch.
Oh.
I think I will do that.
I think I will do that
Hodge I mean I am kind of down to play a mess up
And Bessa, and Bessa game.
But if I get two bows, I'll probably just play Leona, but I don't have a single Diana component, or Leona.
But honestly, it's nice to like silver, let me see, 61% gold, maybe I can just roll for the fucking shiner and he goes.
Amelio?
I don't even know how I won three rounds.
Okay, I think I fought all the shit.
Sacking?
I think I won again this board won four rounds Wow
Wow
Hodg main
What's the void? reaching nucleus?
Oh, I can go the other Diana build as well.
Where's the JG, uh, JG, Hodge QSS?
It said, where's my QSS?
Uh, can I play Draven?
I can go Sunfire.
I mean, I'm probably not playing great in this game.
I don't even know how long I should be losing every round at 5,000 or a month with a sad
fam sagan.
The Diana build is actually going QSS Todd JG, but it requires 3 gloves.
But sometimes you actually have a lot of gloves, it's hard to get 2 bows.
I thought it was a little to see if I get like, I swear to God that was actually insanely
I mean, it's not a lot of good until you hit them up too.
Alright, I just used the re-sock now and I see if I find a GP because it's so high
I'll count the news actually pretty good and GV's behind the GD's
I'm not even good, my entire front line is one star, man.
Do I have a single two star on my board?
Nope.
so unreasonable Jesus fucking Christ dude just high rolls pro shut the fuck up
B, you're not gone
They don't want to finish the IE no
Finish it from out of here glove is a half last whisper half ie half tg half step that's hard half
Everybody have three I'm not a few years
MF2 on 6.
to a message that I met in my five bilge water job. Oh, yeah. Show me the GP. I have
a set of bilge water. I mean, honestly, I don't even want to play set of bilge water.
I'm probably going to...
I believe I will be toggling seven momentarily.
Where the fuck is this dumbass Gibi?
Why is the boom bad? It's not. I mean I would have taken if the captain's brew and the
the same shop I would have taken the balloon probably but I mean yeah
I can't do pretty good though
came to Hodge IE, can't do someone else, chain
a dvd
ramble
I don't even want to make IE anymore because it's just ginsu captain's route dead man's dagger
Unless I want to go three I am on on breeze
four
Okay, I mean, I just had a decision, I'm just 10 on 6-1 and I just re-gap.
not 6151 5 few maybe 5 few actually 5 1 5 few
I'm not seven bill watering
I'm just sitting here with seven bills watering
I can actually recap around set as well, but I need this dumbass Zin Zao, and let's do someone else that I can play Ionia, and I'll probably recap it around Abolabair, Zin Zao, Braum, Abolabair, Ashe.
I meant to open the fucking shop man.
Oh my god, I meant to open the shop.
Bro, what the fuck?
Jay?
I mean Loki, I'm not a Lootless Farm, Ornn.
Am I close to the stupid STK?
Look at this craziness, by the way. Just look at this shit. This unit is so fucking
broken. That's no cat.
I
Cut through cutlass
I'm gonna talk down out of this
Graves is actually fine, and Loki Tien is also fine.
I just gave it a task, minus two.
I want to save the Reforger, and then I can choose Always Good.
I also kind of want to get what's called in.
Oh, oops. Sorry.
I want to get a...
I need to unlock this stupid ass.
I want to unlock ball a bit on that one out that's a lock
Let me try
I might as well have been telling this to the ship then.
I mean I'm probably moving IE over here into dead vans plus what they're called.
Project here can't really be one of the worst
The next time
Do I even play Renekton this game?
I can move that later, right?
Because ideally later I go one gintsu over here, the mover, hodge over here, gintsu,
this I you were here G
Honestly
Whatever man, I'm already capped
like sell this remake barnacles over here bramble this is over here oh holy fuck no my
My arms are about to be fucking illegal.
This guy did not farm me anything, you fucking...
This fucking dumbass motherfucker.
No, just look at my items.
Just look at my items.
I have to do this round.
Just look, just look.
No, no, no, everyone calm the fuck down, just look.
GDs!
Watch this.
I mean, I need to move these to this.
I sold it without using the shitter Niko on it.
Haha!
That's not good.
Oh, I am not good.
Come on over.
Well, I
What does not it look like
We're gonna go
Never mind, I don't have a remover for what's it called.
I'm lost.
Now who the fuck thinks the cats is fucking through man
I'm lost
How do I not have enough of removers oh wait, it's because I needed the move
Oh, I thought I could remove the IE and moving into it
So bad like who cares I wash this ready don't care watch this. Yeah, don't care who cares the game's over man
I'm 20 gold. I'm guaranteed like why do you think I'm just sitting here AFK like a dumbass oh
Wait, that's right cuz I'm fucking guaranteed
Hello?
I'm so big I'm not guaranteed. How is my team all dead?
How do I not have these fucking shithead ass twos man?
I don't have Senate to how oh good oh good
Hey, yeah, fucking I'm guaranteed who cares see
So bad
Meanwhile, I love 10 with 50 fucking gold it with three lives. Why it's like a bro
If LeBron James shows up to a high school basketball game, you think he's gonna sit there and just fucking load it and start dunking on them nonstop?
No man, he's gonna sit on the bench and just watch the game!
Like, bro, how the fuck are you gonna sit there, watch the 6-1 and be like, wow, this guy is trash!
There's no urgency! The game has been over!
Like, there's just, how can you expect to play the game with urgency when the game has been
over for three stages?
Why is he mangy one?
No.
Like, instead of judging on the six one, why don't you look at how the game was played
throughout, like, starting two-one?
Yes?
Like, how can you be like, wow, so bad, he's lost at six.
You literally could, I probably could have sold half of my board.
Like I just RNG Thanos snap half of my board sell and I still could have just remade my
board and won out.
I am level 10 with 50 gold and 3 orn items.
The game is over.
It's LeBron James in Mickey Mouse.
You throw the ball to the end zone.
You put the ball in the basket.
It's not that deep, buddy.
You are trash.
I don't get it the game has it over the game has it over yes the game has it over
Here's the check to unlock page on the client.
Is that not where I was?
You're already dead, you just have to cough up here.
Do I have a... yeah? No.
G? It's a Diana game. G3. I don't know, it was a Diana game before I hit the Viper
but I'm just gonna fucking decode the vi2 because it's vi2
and it's sure that I find two fucking leons instead of one
oh, working?
I mean, I'm just saying five games ago when I said I was tired of getting harassed
and I'm actually gonna start playing the fucking game
oh that's crazy, it's just top four every fucking game
these guys are straight terrible, man
I'm playing against fucking noobs straight noobs
Okay, where the fuck are the defenders in
Alright, if everyone's acknowledges
That I'm actually good, and I'm not I'm just playing for fun
I will I will play war with this game and if I bought for you guys can't say anything
No, oh, okay, I think I'll play Diana then works for me don't care
Nothing wrong with Diana
Diana equals low skill player. Okay, I'm gonna get some low skill then.
I think the only way I'll ever play Warwick this game is if I natural... oh man, that
I'm broken as a stupid ass are you it's if I natural a
Like I like I don't know like three out of work three of them fucking you Nara and then
Yeah, I don't know
BS word
Bo? Where's the Bo?
The Bo's gone?
Oh my god.
I thought the Bo's not at one cost.
I was actually going to go Bo.
Oh actually, oh nevermind.
The thing is, you don't have to like, bro,
if I don't fight him this turn, don't actually fight through here.
This guy is the strongest in the lobby.
And if I just dodge him, and now I fight him with the BT,
don't I just fucking shoot on him?
Yes.
So I mean, I got kinda unlucky here.
Wait, I can play Echo Reroll.
Wait.
If I natural one more Echo on it, is it a tank void?
Fuck, I don't remember.
Was it a tank void?
I don't remember.
I don't know why I position my echo like this.
You don't play void really? Don't you play Mildor and Cho'Gath?
Oh, actually, don't you want damage, actually?
Because you need a Cho'Gath to do a carry.
because the one time that I played it I the carry was actually miles hard 3
Okay
Does that hit mouth or three that's probably lying
So like should I have five trick here
Also, I think this guy is playing Diana.
He already has Leona as well.
Like, I mean, is it just like, yeah, like, I just fight him at the worst possible, like, I just finished the BT and then now I just...
Ah!
Jesus fucking trash.
Fucking trash.
I'll be like confessing to Hanna, I really want to confess to Hanna.
Astorak.
Amelio.
Okay, it's actually a Warwick issue, holy shit, because I have IE for Yanara.
I mean, I actually kind of like forward thinking.
I'm like not that rich, but mess all is like kind of OP, but I don't think I'm even making
it to my board.
if I take my soul I mean it definitely won't be Earth for this URF but fuck off
URF
I'm playing Yunara.
What even is my board for Yunara Warwick?
Does anyone know?
Like, it's probably Vibe, right, but like, don't I actually want to unlock Kennen then?
Also, I don't even want to play Pilt over this game, because I took the Attacery from
mid-games, and there's no Blast Shield, so do I even want to play that shit?
No.
So that means I'm not playing Vi.
Is it over this 4-jump on the frontline?
But then how do I play Ionia?
What even is the Ionia?
Blitzcrank on final board I fucking can't no, okay, no swing Warwick
I mean, I mean, I'm for sure playing UNARA
Okay, now what I'm sure I'm playing song for my work. It has the Titans fucking a baby
I don't know I don't I don't I don't I don't like build over this game
I mean it's probably just a voodoo voocong.
Voocong?
I mean it doesn't seem alright.
A voodoo?
I mean this time I'm not playing cannonbite because I've built over shit.
Uh, I mean Starak is really good, but also I'm pretty sure the scale's off the
front line and I have no front line. I'm in Hofstra Rack. Did you really go for Warwick?
Time doesn't heal all the time.
Uh, and then I also have to unlock set, and I just play some shit until then. Set.
ABCD.
Warwick.
Swing.
Honestly, the Borkoly doesn't even look bad here.
Set.
What a set.
And like a Terak.
And like a taric wait this boy doesn't have a bat
Does he know one backliner, I mean that's fine. I'm playing Warwick
Do I have enough econ to level next turn?
I need to level this turn so I can unlock these fucking idiots
No, I need some more gold man. Oh, they can't level this turn
And the next turn
Last whisper
That's what's up
I'm over as I have
Go for Staraq, last whisperer, what's his name?
Alright.
This guy has an azir on 7.
He naturalized a wukong, azir and yunara on 7.
What?
I don't even have much more.
Surely I can find Blood Yunara, right?
Hello?
Found the Yunara, pod jam.
I did it on lock set
Okay, well that's my roll down I didn't find a single two star that's my roll down
What
I mean honestly, oh yeah, honestly, you know what you like I just don't play Wukong Mundo
It's the ESP I only had honestly.
I hit...
I hit Kindred.
So like why do I even play Set here?
And then I don't have to play Wolfong either.
But Bruiser is actually not bad.
Oh great.
I found Warwick guys.
I'm not even a unit repaired how is this my holdout by the way I'm just not playing
I just don't get how that's my that's my forward thinking roll down the fuck I don't get
Okay, well I have a perfect item Warwick. I'm pretty sure my Warwick just kills the entire board.
If anything, I might actually just be 4 Quick Striker. And I just try to one shot them. Not really.
No, I don't even do anything. I'm not even fucking... I'm not even Unara Baird.
And I think someone has Unara too, this guy has Unara as well, like probably, I'm not
gonna fucking bother man, who cares.
Like what I can do then go 9 and play like I mean surely by the time I'm level 9 I'll
I'll have what's it called too.
So probably we'll be playing what's it called.
Another Unara too.
Okay, you know what it actually is.
I'm down to just pivot to Senna, holding last,
holding last one to hold board and just drop down to two quicks right there.
right there but then like I can't even unlock what's it called this game
I just got fucking I got kingdom and I don't know how this worthless ass
I
How is this worthless fucking dumbass Renekton still alive man
I think my phone is actually fine.
I don't even have to put it on my chair.
Honestly, I don't even know if I'm playing more Fortnite or not.
It's actually probably the real next term because I have a
I have a 4-1 ESP, you know, just loving that stuff from Fiddlesticks and Bullets.
Oh, my arm's actually insane here. Lots of sort of IE, perfect item.
Why does it look kind of strong?
I've seen people for a while trying to do that.
Hello.
My Warwick is fucking useless.
I just took 30 damage, but Taric is still fucking OP.
But he has like four lucky wolves.
Oh wait, I found him lucky wolves.
What does that work look like it's about to die?
It's death
I'll see I'm just 50 old man was born you didn't be trashed
I mean, Piddlesticks pair, I think TGD, worthless, I mean, Piddlesticks two sucks, I mean, Bramble does not suck.
Okay, without the three of them tank, that's pretty good.
the
top tank
if you know I just had the brambleson for an hour
throw down this war again oh my god what the fuck is this shit this is just sad
I do believe my Tindred is dead, hello.
And now my Warwick is attacking Derek.
This is a really good unit, guys.
I'm playing Warwick.
I'm playing fucking Warwick.
I don't get it. Why am I playing Warwick again?
If I just, if I build 3 item Unara 1, if I build 3 item Unara 1, don't I just top
board this game?
Yes.
What the fuck is this shit?
This unit is fucking trash.
Melee carries.
Honestly though, I've been top 40 too many games, I don't even dare.
Warwick.
You know what I mean?
Bilgewater?
Unara?
Vayne?
Bilgewater.
I'm down to just give me some Bilgewater.
Where's Bilgewater shit?
Wait, I do care.
Play a Ryze game!
Oh, you mean Unara?
Oh, yay!
Let's play Unara again.
Bro, it's not even a RISE game, man.
You unlock RISE on like stage, like late,
late stage five or early stage six,
and then you just, you just start going
for RISE items on Carousel.
So you're basically just playing Unara,
list duo, and you move list items to RISE.
Good.
GGs!
If I just sit here and only play these games, then I'll be fine.
GGs!
GG's.
If I just sit here and only play these comps, tell me right now I'm bought for a single
game.
I can't.
I don't know if I'm like high chance of playing this game.
G. I don't know if I'm playing AD Kaisa. If I don't make it to 10 here, that's just
a bad beat. It's AD Kaisa for sure. If your wincon is to play towards Baron, last one
around kaisa is number one gigabit this ab kaisa is a f***ing piece of s***
like this when you play when you play void just when you get to baron right the difference between
baron with the difference between baron with uh with last whisper kaisa when you don't have
even throwed it it's like it's probably that shit is a 7000 placement swing
Upgraded Malzahar 2 with Force in Strength and then slammed in Archangel Nell, who is
this?
I need to- I need to find out who the fuck this is.
This shit needs to be reported.
For good trade.
What the fuck is this?
Uh-oh, I need a scaling augment.
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna-
I think I'm just gonna go ahead and make the mouse R2.
Yeah, fuck it, let's just jam the Archangel as well.
Bro, what?
Recon's glove. I mean, his hedge fund is a void, who cares. I think it was Gold Opener,
ability
Surely I get some uh like a e hot augment like a gold augment right
I don't know, like the thing is, Baron is just going to be here, and he's going to be
here, and he's going to be here, and he's going to be here, and he's going to be here,
I mean, sure, like in an econ augment, usually when people take upper mobility, they just
Loading in with some fucking cheater augment.
He's right.
Good time for that. I don't think so. No.
But I mean like I feel like there's so many econ augments that if you miss, it's just low roll.
The boy will be consumed by it, which makes me my pilot, that I'm sure.
Alright, show them that my board is strong enough to actually win some rounds, right?
Oh, nice.
Oh nice.
Well, I've got to lose this round after, uh, Logi.
No.
Okay, I mean, it's fine.
If I lose the Ness round, then I'm fucked.
I'm not fucked, but like, I am not gonna be happy, because I really just five loss.
But I stopped him from questing to the Keanu, that's pretty far to ODDs.
GG.
What is this guy even doing man?
Oh, is he playing voodoo, voodoo mouse-ahar?
Is that the comp?
voodoo mouse-ahar
This is one of those key honest thoughts that I got in.
I'm last pick.
This little man that gets close once said on 4-2, no.
Oh wait, it actually has to be tier 2.
Actually hold on, Pismatic's thrower...
Gold or Pismatic? Oh, I mean, you can't get offered this, so that means he actually can get Pismatic, whatever it's called.
No.
If he gets growth mindset, it gets bailed out here. I will be very mad.
Oh, great. Trinibir three items.
Wow. Small grab bag and these are his items.
Even Trout, Ginsu, QSS, BDGS. He is actually trubus on everyone.
What the fuck?
What is this, Disruptor?
I will be there.
Read, juggernaut.
I'm gonna random buy to go my board.
I'm drawing the modules with this.
Rod?
Rod's in there for this time.
I'll just open it up.
I'll just open it up for this time.
BTIEStirac?
BTI easter egg into last whisperer plus one
Don't tell me don't tell me
If you don't like this.
wrong. Why don't I hold the wrong? Anyone? Or not the wrong, the lords. Also, I need
a Rek'Sai where I do believe I'm fucked. Should I just roll on 9 in case I don't find a Rek'Sai?
Yes? What's the point of going 10? I can't even find Baron then.
What is this, Arcanus plus?
Honestly, I'm probably not going to level until Neutrals, should I just roll for any
brooder?
Yeah, we're all fucking.
No one's upgrading no dumbass Bellbets too, fuck you, man.
44 if I suck two more because I heal I heal too right
How is this like winning rounds?
Oh, yeah.
Let's see, okay, let's say I stack two more.
46.
I think I take two bad losses.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I have two lives.
Nooo... Yeah, even if I suck too, because 46... I think it's like 7-0, 7-0.
How does it... I'm giving the stupid ass a lot of weed.
I'm a board's not even back.
I'm pretty sure I should actually hold fiddle sticks and try to go for like the Max Max
cap where you just play to gap I can also just drop Kaisa and play kids about
are sent off
make those units please
actually what are the voice modules, fuck it's adrenaline
I mean, that means I have to play six void.
Oh, six void is so fucking useless, man.
I'm not driving.
I'm driving.
He leveled tech.
Or a Brexite.
If you leveled it for 4, you're just walking.
You just lost like 15 gold for one life.
Really?
You lost more than 15 gold.
You lost like 30 gold.
You did combat.
I need to sell half of this trash.
I
Drop these beaches
I mean the only problem is I can't even go like full cap because I can't drop the four.
I mean I guess I can, like I can just not play like a...
Cause these two units?
Dogshit!
What do I even play over them though?
I don't have items.
I think the only one that can contest my win is this guy, so I should just roll and try to hold Barrens.
Even holding one Barren is kinda worth it.
But uh...
Let me see what I can do, cause I have like these two games that are fucking useless, but like...
Then I have to adrenaline module this?
Really?
Kill the lowest held ally for 50% after damaging DC-
Wait, this isn't even good!
Okay, okay, hold on.
The session it's not even good. I mean it's fine but it's not like mandatory.
We can say that Adrenaline is biz-barren?
Wait, really?
I thought it was the spikes.
Aren't the spikes OB?
I
Rolled late and not really I
Rolled late here
The guy went he went nine for no fucking reason
He went ten with hedge fund on right before neutrals at two at three lives
Why?
He didn't have gold
Okay, I have a new legion, which doesn't even sound good.
I mean, I can play a Xeer plus, uh, yeah, why don't I just play a Xeer, like, why the
I don't know if I can level in this shit, a Zerophilus Kindred?
You know this lowkey a demon?
Is uh...
Actually, I probably won't play...
I probably won't play Renekton this game.
I see what the darkness is afraid to do I hope not keep on another baron
Well, I'm pretty sure he's actually strong, by the way, because the guy, this guy, is
a cash out for sure.
I don't know what he cashed out, I mean, he's like the guy's strong as fuck.
He's a proc.
Which means you cash out 500 plus
I could also just drop these two if I find another Baron too and then I just go DV last
I'm not going to go into a fucking gargoyle, I don't want to bring in a fucking gargoyle.
two
I think my Baron is dead instantly.
Oh god.
It's Brock too.
Okay, it only has two items though.
It's a low key.
But uh, yeah, Brock is now going for me.
I believe.
Okay, I think if I baron wrap, that's good, I think.
I think.
You bad!
I'm gonna sleep.
Keep the Wester eye out.
G. A. Morello.
Also, why the fuck did I just robert interdue?
Bye, my buddy!
I don't like giga gas.
BG.
Challenger C.
Unblock please, no.
Pressing it, I'll unblock.
Sit out, giants.
Sit out, panthers. Sit out.
The worthless ass browns.
Sit out, Jaguars, sit out, sit out, sit out, sit out, Raven's all, G.
Unblock, please. No.
I don't wake up till I start to destroy something.
Alright, world rooms.
G. G.
There's worlds runes track and website bro, any fucking doggy ass, Mickey Mouse, idiot.
Can cash that shit out man.
No way.
It's about the board you build after.
The thing is, I thought it was like any Diamond Plus player could do it, but these boards that I look at, after they cash out, it's just so fucking pathetic it's pissing me off.
You are a great stream.
Oh, thanks.
Next time, choose the right side.
I'm just looking for a road home, oh thanks.
Today's the day I find a hero.
Treat treat.
Fuck it.
This is kinda fun man.
Fuck that ones.
Fuck that.
The Axial Matter.
What are you talking about?
man fuck that one talk about that the actual matter what I get noxious build
Arcanist, Nazis, filled with water.
Nazis, Arcanist, filled with water.
I don't really want to play Draven GP because I send the fucking IE to unlock the top lane.
Draven.
Build water.
This is also build water.
Oh, I will be ignoring build water.
Holy crap.
This is also build water. Oh, I will be ignoring those water. Holy fuck
I believe I will be a mischievous
I mean I probably am playing Bilgewater or not Bilgewater.
I probably am playing Noxus, and I only use Arcanus plus 1 and Noxus plus 1, and I just use it for Swing.
But the thing is, this spot...
Oh.
It might be an FF.
Oh wait, no, I can make it go on.
Like, if I can somehow make it to Rise, I'm back.
I haven't seen vertical nauseous since the Paris finals bro I cannot believe someone played
that shit.
Holy fuck.
And he got buffed recently as well
Uh, I thought it was pretty good
That's all, oh actually this is the final
I don't want to finish
Also I'm kind of down, I mean, I actually have won this round though.
I beat one person and now I believe I'm fucked.
I mean, I don't beat this guy.
I don't beat this guy.
I don't need this guy.
Okay.
Well, give me some.
I guess I'm dead.
Gee?
I should have just uh, I should have just sold for the Draven like like two years ago
I should have just sold my entire board and held the Draven because I'm pretty sure my
mid game is just always around fucking five noxious and I need the Draven to unlock the
areas but I mean the IE on like my board was even like big bad that is pretty bad
Bilgewater. Arcanist. Rod Belt. All right. I think I will never be taking
spreading roots again. Bro, every time I go first, the next game just is a
What the fuck is this?
Warwick and the fucking treat treat?
What the fuck is this shit?
Yeah, if I got a report on back.
I
Argonis is fucking useless
Noxus is like fucking useless and build water is beyond useless if I don't build water to one
Like what okay, so what's good then?
So what the fuck is good then?
I don't want a single emblem to use.
So what is the reward?
IE Morello, Wormog's Play-Round Pier Rod, Noxus,
I think I'll be playing some in BESA little six duo nothing wrong with IE in BESA
and then I just cap around but I'm not on GP Draven with three build water players on
on top of me having I.E.Sland, I.E. fucking driven, I can't.
There was a... not really.
Instructor companion.
Crowns wheel.
Earth scambit.
Is it nonsense plus two is the thing?
If you win, you gain a statula. If you lose, you gain a pan. Is there a good pan I can make?
Am I winning the round? I mean, I can just get a reforger, man. Who the fuck cares? Don't care!
I'm not winning shit, though. There's no one winning this round. My board is so fucking bad.
I think we got a reporter who knows.
Okay, you know what it actually is?
It's Bakewisher Bell.
I don't think there is a single way I don't go eight year.
Well you did, yeah that's definitely the problem.
It's definitely not that I have Arcanist, Noxus, Bilgewater.
I think, I know, my out here is actually to just Hyrule and Ambassador, no gap.
And I just go Vanquisher, Tear item, Ambassador too, with like five Nosses or some shit.
Ten Nosses, I don't have a remorse.
I came
And even if I get one I'm not making it to 10 look at my fucking spot
I have to just fucking send it to zero like a dumbass and just pray I high roll
Okay
Also, I think there's two Diana players in this lobby, there's two Diana players in the
lobby and you don't want milk, it's dumpstered by Diana.
unless you like it
Hyrule so hard you can stash, I feel like I'm crazy
I I don't even I like the thing is usually I'm pretty hopeful on outs but I genuinely don't understand what the out is
So where are the imbeciles?
until you know our six I mean I can somehow reforge all the trash but I mean
I mean I'm already committed to this line.
Honestly, if I am still too lies here,
okay lowkey I'm chillin', not really.
Other than this, I didn't get a swing either.
I don't know what it is, but maybe... geez.
Shyamalan is pretty good, he's okay.
Sorry, what do I get?
Defender plus...
I don't know what it is.
Defender plus
Okay, and Bessa paired
Okay, okay, wait wait wait that's actually the alt.
The azir, no cap, what is this?
Bro, fuck this fucking hoker man.
I know it's not the alt because I need an investor too you fucking pizza shit.
I need a Vesit to unlock Mel, unlock a Sharima, and then I play 7 Noxus, and then I somehow
And then I get Mel, and then I move...
Wait! I don't have a swing!
Holy shit!
How?
Wait, how?
I don't have a swing.
How is that even possible?
low key low key and Besta has to die and I have to win the round but if Besta
dies there's no way I win the round that means I'm gonna kill him.
Alright, my bad. Sorry guys. This is uh this is why you don't troll. I don't understand how this game was not an 8 starting for one or 2-1 the moment I saw those
emblems. I don't understand why you don't use FF. If I took any other prismatic, I just
play towards Yudara and I'm probably already top 4. What? Why bad? I'm sorry. I mean my
bad trying to have fun here. I mean sorry, forgot that you can't have fun. My bad.
I guess I'm just playing a game to not have fun.
What?
Arcanist?
Noxus?
Bilgewater!
What?
And I didn't even find the Swain.
Like, look, void first, warwick, bot 4, bilgewater, first, damacia, good top 4, unara, first,
eunara fourth
Buildwater first eunara bad beat dumbass Annie void didn't make it to 10 Brock first void
Just look at my fucking board. I don't have a single two-star
Don't even know what the fuck I'm playing here. I have a three items set one who the fuck puts items on set first
Void bad beat. Oh
Oh, Demacia, Astrid and Mir, wait, Warwick II, see?
Void, didn't make it to Baron?
Oh, I did make it to Baron, but not really.
Piltover, I think this is,
what is this?
And then, hey, would you look at this.
Buildwater, Brock, Unara, Ashtrin, Diana, so here, the game that I just went 8th should have been Unara, probably top 5 guaranteed.
This game should have been Diana, probably top 4 guaranteed, but instead I played Stupidass Warwick.
And then I mean, Void is just 1st or 8th and then Demacia is just like, is farm top 4.
I feel like some people can't even tell the difference between actually being bad and
He's just sitting here and clicking the dodge shit.
Wait, I don't get it.
How can I play the game here?
No, the tree, the tree augment is actually not bad if I didn't have the IE slam.
But the IE slam just made the game way too fucking hard.
I, I, I E-send to unlock Poppy, because I was gonna just play towards Vayne, or not Vayne.
I was just gonna play towards Unara.
But then, but then my prismatics were like not that good, so I was just like, you
know what, Voggett, whatever.
Hope I get bailed out, and I didn't get bailed out, and now Vogt.
But it's, it's mainly because I, I, you send the IE, uh, to unlock Poppy and
play around like three Demacia, Longshot, to Vayne Opener,
but then I took Traitory and couldn't play Hordes Unora.
And then I waited.
He stopped acting this way so my emerald stuck in the throat.
I don't even want to self blaze.
But if you were to ask Ditch soap the goat of TFT, he has said multiple times on his stream
that if you genuinely think I'm a bad player, you don't play TFT at a competitive level.
If you actually think I'm bad, it means you are really bad.
Because the reason my eighths are eighths is not because of fundamental mistakes, it's because I just clicked the dog shit.
And if you can't see it, it's not even cool. It's not cool.
Oh my god, it's not cool. Oh my god.
Is this Phoenix on streamer mode?
Oh, actually no, I think it's either Phoenix or Nakeel.
No, it's Phoenix.
Phoenix, bro, he's on stream remote now.
Bro, Phoenix, you need to change your fucking liberalism, man.
Are you fucking stupid?
Everyone in the server knows it's your dumb ass.
Look at this garbage.
I would have preferred you in cuffs.
How would you know?
Oh, I don't know.
It's stupid ass worth of runes here, man.
But you can't change your little legend.
I didn't even buy anything.
I could have bought a worthless helmet too.
Oh my god, this fucking game is just- you are assed!
I believe it will be a Diana game.
Good Warwick spot.
Oh!
Alright.
If you guys acknowledge that I'm losing placement playing the dog shit, perhaps I will run
back to Warwick.
I have Titans, Hodge, Glove, I mean because I don't know what that's supposed to mean.
Wait, okay, honestly isn't this actually a Warwick game, Monkey?
If I have a glove, I don't make TG, I can go I, EU, Nara, and then last Whisperer, last
Whisperer, I, EU, Nara, Fudge, I mean that's what happened last time.
If you hit, can you A'woo, IRL, no win.
Well wait, let's say you don't natural Leona.
I was probably not as good as you did.
Titans. Hodge. Glove. Glove.
What is private vault? Oh, I use fucking terrible.
I got a full lost whisper. Lost whisper.
But I can also just go TG and just play Diana. I don't need it.
And just not make lost whispers.
Keep the Wither Eye out.
I can also just draven gp this game.
I didn't dodge on this, lost a sort of player on the glove.
I think that's because we...
I'm thinking of building water players.
I mean, especially no build water players.
I'll see you are in motion permission permission to just play the fuck on the
you know
all right well you guys better fucking hope I win this round he's my loose I'm
buying lowey
Alright, if I get a rod, I'm like, you know what I'm talking about.
If I get Draven, I mean, honestly, if I get Rod, I can still play GP.
Hey, it's a GP game.
I mean, I'm an Ambeza that's pretty good
got to hit the draven that's just kind of fun
so i could have unlocked greek oh no honestly it's fine i don't know i just put charlots
What is this, Bancusher? What is this, Jornad?
here comes vark, noses, mechsken
I think after naturally being Vesa it's just a GP Dream and there's no what's it called
It's so old.
The truth though isn't that it's not as fucking useless.
It was Diana. Bro, if I held Leona, this build with Diana is so fucking OP.
I'll tell you something that's pretty good actually. It's so much bold.
Geez.
The thing is I can farm gold right now.
Who the fuck cares? I can farm gold.
Are we stupid?
Titan's Hodge and then Gensu BF.
Titan's Hodge, Captain's Blue.
Is there a broken GP item?
Like it- like it- should I be toggling 7 for this GP item?
Holy fuck, they're terrible.
Okay, I will not be talking in five.
Also, I haven't even played this board,
because I usually don't play the Invesa.
I usually don't go for GP because it's hard to hit.
GP, Nautilus, Draven, Investor, Swing...
Who's the plus one?
Oh, Brian.
ABCs...
then who do I I can drop
I don't think that's what you're looking for.
I think I won out.
Well, Briar is a fucking piece of shit.
Wait, this is the same pool?
shop. Oh it is? So if you see TK in it, it means TK is just out of the pool for the whole game until you buy it. Oh what the fuck, I did not know that, okay I'll rewind this.
I
Think it's a bitch of it's out already. Oh, no one told me that
My Briar just jumped in and died instantly, but I won this.
Fuck, how do I win this?
So you're supposed to just take out Keith the Wither Eye out.
So that means when you roll, you just take out billed water, is what you're telling me.
Because I can't buy this one.
Yeah, if you're a nerd
You're right, that's not me
I don't have titans, so it's not QSS.
I know QSS is better than titans.
I don't need more, I don't need that shit.
I'd rather just take one for life.
I am too healthy man.
Oh fuck.
I mean, I have Nautilus 3 so I'm down to just stop it with this turn.
Okay.
Actually, nevermind. No, I don't.
I'm gonna roll to, uh...
Okay, I probably should have, uh...
of not old because I just realized I'm too healthy actually that's not true I'm
kind of down to just act you and they'll have ascended
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... 7 drinks.
I mean, it's just, I just level for Piltover, and then I level for Fiddlestick.
Level Piltover, level Fiddlestick.
I'm just gonna fucking get it away, I might even die instantly.
I honestly, I don't even know why I take this fucking bronzer life shit man.
The moment you lose 2.5% damage to him to play a fiddle stick, people will just start bitching.
Yeah, let me play a zero item fucking dumbass's ear when I can play a fiddle stick.
Can I go for any other three stars?
Because the thing is, I don't want to roll only for Draven.
Kindred just fucking smoked by me
What the fuck was that? Hello kindred
So like these these are like I have it in my shop. It's just the problem is I have to hit Draven 3
Can you go minus the best of plus fiddle Mel sir? What the fuck does Mel do? I have zero items
I'm not even kidding. I might as well just go for TF3 because I mean I have to roll anyway, right?
Okay, well now I don't want to roll for a fucking Draven man. I'm not gonna just push
Because I didn't find another Draven before I hit the what's it called in I'll get it
I'm just gonna buy stats fuck we should
So honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if it's actually better to just stay on 7 and roll.
It's like not that much gold, I have 2-3 stars.
The chance of me hitting is pretty high
I mean the stats are so inefficient, like 4, 7, and 8, but I might actually just go Tf3 or 3, 3, and then start pushing.
Don't change all the items, I don't know.
Actually I guess I can just cap towards the 0.
I
Got a little bit of a question about it. Could you help over?
I mean it looks like I have no damage, which I don't, but it doesn't matter, look my HP.
And then since I'm not going to even three,
it's just there
seraphine
of the year
and then i'll just drop a noxus for
how do i play fiddle stick?
I'm pretty sure I just got past 10.
So I'm like, they don't say that, they don't think you got bread.
I got to hit the trail.
Quick striker plus one.
Defender plus one.
Can I just play Vi?
No.
Can I just play Vi? No.
Even Troubled.
Living of the Earth.
I don't think that should...
Let's finish three tank items. It's too good.
I can unlock Ryze here, right?
Do you have ride items?
Can't shoot Gumbly. Are those ride items?
I've got a bag of moustache.
Can I live all of air?
This unlocks rides.
Bro, it's fine.
I mean my Bridesmaid have 26 AP.
26 AP.
8 AS.
That's pretty good. Low key.
And then like, Gimsu's not even bad. It's basically Shogun.
I don't have to play this here.
I feel like Rise.
I don't even know what Buildwater Rise even does.
Oh, I have to toggle 5.
Oh, you gave captain's brew rise?
Wait?
OOOOOOOH
Wait, you are a fucking genius!
I mean, I've done the drop, Targon, and just play Fiddlesticks what's your eyes?
Fiddlesticks 2 with TG.
Okay, I need an MF.
Remember to allow me in my shop. I don't want to pay for it.
But then why don't I just toggle 7 then?
So dealing physical damage to his Jason and Blastoff is just killing me.
He just missed and then he just walked up to die.
Oh my god.
That's such a decent damage, will he?
I can just carry him to do his wall.
I mean ideally it's probably not rising scheme regardless but actually now that captain's
brew perhaps it is not really I mean maybe
like Gumblade this or I probably not Gumblade I kind of need to with that
I can put this on here, right?
I'm sure that place should have on it too over something.
I'm sure about his broken spot.
Holy shit, this Ryze didn't hit me!
How do I play?
I don't understand how I'm supposed to play a 0-2.
I have a fucking a 0-2 on my bench.
The Briar is a Slayer.
Is that kinda good?
Oh, I can just drop Briar?
I mean, I mean, no it is good.
I mean, my GP's my entire meat.
I mean, I mean, no it is good. I mean, my GP's my entire peak.
Oh, f**k, gash.
I mean, surely...
What the f**k happened?
Loki, Lord of Scythe is not even bad, f**k it. I'm guaranteed to do it.
Bro fuck Slayer man
Take my island back.
What?
What the fuck are these?
I mean, let me take a picture, too.
And I'm swapping.
When I look like a dumbass.
Cause I didn't take a picture.
Okay, now I look like a dumbass.
But it's just uh, I would just go ginsu void or ginsu void. I
Don't know something man
But now I just look stupid
I think even if I don't play Ryze, can I just cap it on Azir?
Gensu Gensu, go play Azir, Fiddle 2, and Best of Two.
That went as well, man.
Nice try.
Nice try, mate.
Oh, Azir's actually good.
Like, double Gensu Azir actually fucks.
I'm pretty sure his business is double ginsu, like every time I have that shit he just
wants not to hurry.
I mean, I did have double ginsu, see?
I mean I did have double ginsu, see?
This is boring stop trolling go hit bro. Thank you, man
But will you acknowledge that I'm not actually a noob?
the
Well...
Was that your brother yesterday on Sarah's stream? No. That's Sarah's brother.
I'm a cloak.
The thing is, I'm pretty sure it's, bro, the scuttle funnel is terrible, man.
I don't know if the overall Hyrule is void or just wins.
I don't get it.
This troll got faired.
Oh well now I don't even want, or calm down, which troll got faired.
I don't even want to slam because I think the Ogre actually decides what I want to play.
Like, I could have launched with him here.
Yeah, they hit the trail.
Okay, I mean I'll do that.
Because I don't want to send BT, because like, what if I get psyched?
He's right.
I'm moving to make Jinzu.
into battle. A battle worthy of the failures.
Allies holding bloodthirster lose 20 level game better in game 10. What is this trash?
Well, it was DDQSS, I'm breathing.
I have to use my move on this shit.
Am I committed to use Zillow, or not use Zillow, am I committed to a tournament?
I mean, ideally this comp can never win though is the problem, Bilgewater, Ionia...
Boom, fuck, there's seven Bilgewater players, what the fuck?
Okay, well, I think I will be playing some Astro Demir.
I have Gensu, QSS, half BT, play around BSWord, ehh, bro, like it's so boring though because
the thing is in Scuttle Puddle, do you think Astro Demir can actually win without Scythe?
So isn't this just like a like a gigabedge?
Yes.
I mean you just take the top four bro?
No.
That's not how it works man.
No, there's some wins like this spot I would I would be like about a win if it weren't for
clulk
clulk, the evera, into i.e. Dumbly. It's not quite sure, right?
Look how much it has, you might even notice.
The fuck does that do, man?
If your products run even one extra second, you already make up all the losses at speed.
I'm not sure what this means.
Bow, rod, a BF cloak.
Also you can go, wait how many gloves do I have?
Bo-rod, BF-cloak.
Glob-rod, BF.
Cloak-cloak.
I mean, I don't really want to play- I mean, I lost my stream, I just scouted.
Okay, how am I even on a 4-win?
My board is complete trash.
Eh, Roddiff.
My board is so fucking bad.
I think I find three.
What?
His board is legit awful.
Uh, okay, I think if I get a chain, I'm out.
I just play Diana?
Oh, Sion! You escaped too? And you're here. It's me.
You're faithful.
I believe I'll be playing some need Diane
Nothing wrong with that!
Why did my stupid ass Garen not ult?
Whatever man, I mean this is how the fights sort of looked at like last last stage.
What the fuck is this shit?
2 people full Serenity.
She would load us on Diana.
If I have a Joolotus, I'd rather go Hodge, right?
I guess the Joolotus too.
That's probably still Hodge though.
But can I really kill a tear?
Why am I not playing Braum over someone over uh, I don't know someone.
What are the best time?
it's uh it's considered gives it tends vt but you can get away with like anything after times vt
but it's uh
but i mean okay so it's titans for sure and it's it's i mean it's probably can see here
And I'm just, I don't, I'm too lazy to fucking do the items.
I'll figure out the items later, man.
But like, it just depends.
I'll just too leave him in.
I'll figure it out later.
Like, I wanna see what my items look like if I make BT
and I wanna see what my items look like when I make Hodge.
You guys can probably do it, but don't even bother,
because I'm not gonna fucking bother reading it.
So, Garret, is that one of the game?
These pilot citrus ones are really good, by the way.
Full wind streaking within decision.
Level 740 gold.
I mean, I probably should be doing it,
I have BF, BF, Glove, Cloak, BF, Cloak, BF, Glove, Tier, Tier, Rods, Elves.
Oh, that's not that good.
But then if I go Tier, Glove, you can never go Rods with too many Gloves.
Never mind.
What the fuck?
Like if I go hodge, I'm pretty, I mean it's hodge for sure actually
The more I think about it.
And it's probably just, I put it on the wrong fucking unit.
It's fine, I haven't, I haven't, what's it called.
then I can then I mean I only once year for shoujin and then I mean hodge with
the jewel notices were way too fucking good. It is actually mandatory.
Buy for all your...
I'm using every single one of my removers like they mean nothing to me.
Oh, good.
What the fuck is this lobby, by the way?
Look at this guy's spot.
What the fuck is- what am I even fighting?
What?
What the fuck is this lobby?
Okay.
I don't even know what my enemies are. I'll figure out next turn. GG's. What the fuck?
Make sure I chemist Vi, because I think I can play like Vi and Niko Swing.
Bow, BF, BF, Cloak, Deer, Cloak, Deer, Cloak, Morello.
Pretty sure I'm going to be reforging some BS Orcs to try to get some TX.
What?
I mean sure we have not played
Follow me, man!
Braum...
Swain...
Gintsu, Hodge? I'm pretty sure I'm playing Double Diana.
I am.
Bull Rod...
Yeah, Cloak.
Okay, but how do I get another, uh...
oh it was not it was not a great man I got 30 it was it was for sure not I need
to report all my shit and also it was not double Diana because I need to make
I just lose this round because I didn't make Marullo.
Ah, I'm stupid man.
Okay, that's more like it.
I would want to run if I hadn't rolled long, but I'm rolling.
There's Seraphine, but no one cares what this piece of shaman is, there's your noob.
Niko's Swing.
Diana 3 only out, not really.
She has zero movers, but I'm not sure why am I trying to play double Diana or Diana 1.
It's probably a fine play if I had Diana 2.
But I mean like I don't know what it is about.
I did not just go spark here.
What is Swing doing here?
Like for two Arcanists, like sure that's on right.
But now I kinda wanna go 9.
Of course that should be good now.
What is this, Juggernaut?
i mean if it's not going to cast it, it's a problem
but if it does cast, it's strong for sure
i'll go one middle pocket
do you think we're going to cast?
or i might as well hold it, it's got a puddle
I'll tell you what, I don't have a zero.
I don't get it.
So where's the a zero?
How come when other people play Diana, they find a zero on seven?
Cause like if I had a Zyr, wouldn't I have Nasus or what's it called unlocked?
Renekton or Nasus and then I would just be able to TG them and then I actually can recap my board but now I just have no Zyr and by the time I hit a Zyr it's already too fun to beat.
Oh god.
What the fuck did I get?
I'll let my hands do the talking.
I'm going to have infinite Reforgers.
I mean, Warlock is actually good.
Because the diamonds just see off of our line.
Warbogs, Rod, B.S.O.W.R.D.
Yeah, whatever, it's basically a fucking thing.
I don't know what it's called.
You don't want to learn how to shoot.
Who put it back?
Oh, that was a fine.
It just one shot my entire board just got one shot
What
Roll
I mean I can't roll
Now, Genji hitting set is like Street Zero. Or Dana. It's not even possible, win.
It's hard to hit unlock champs, like it's not happening,
Man, it's for sure not happening. Let me just level and try to fucking get some more legendaries on my board
Maybe I'm too sorry legendary
It's like a protection for people to not be able to just restart their carry for free.
Is anyone going to attack this stupid Azalean?
Oh, it's them.
I am dead as fuck.
What does that mean it's harder like it's how do you not know how do you not know
I'm dead.
Oh, I didn't have time to report, what's the difference, who cares, it's just one tank
I need.
Just look at this lobby.
How can I play this game?
You know what Diana farms?
Low rollers.
Where the fuck are the low rollers?
The entire lobby started with two one fucking bilge water
I mean this guy I mean this comp sucks bilge water
He had pylos citrus on three three by the way pylos citrus on three three one two
You...what?
Five-one set two.
Another giga-capped bilgewater player.
T-hex on three-three.
A zero on seven.
nine another set two we know how do you not remember on the couch we had the
conversation like someone asked for it if it was mathematically correct it let's
say you had seven copies of vola bear and eight copies I don't know you had
eight copies of Volibear and seven copies of Senna. He said it's mathematically correct
to sell Volibear and go for Senna 3. And I was saying that it's kind of stupid that it applies to
five costs. So how does it work? It's just unlock champions or harder to three star.
That's how it works, I mean I don't know the exact numbers, but I mean that's that's that's
Bob's questions of Mordog and Mordog.
Wait what?
I mean like for example if you're playing BG3, like BG3 role, right, and you're sitting
there wondering why you're not hitting BG3, that's probably why man.
Like I'm pretty sure the only way you're hitting Vigor 3 is with Golden Ego.
But it's like the four costs, like three star prevention.
Bro, how is this Bilgewater trade still so fucking disgusting?
Bilgewater?
I don't get it.
I'm dying.
Hello?
Alright, how about I stream until the Giants game?
And I'm gonna watch Jackson Dart just drop a generational fucking nuke on these clouds.
He's playing, right?
Jackson Dart is injured before.
DART sucks balls, little buddy, giants can't win shit.
Jackson DART is the fucking truth.
Too bad his entire team is full of fucking dumbasses.
His team is legit ass.
Jacks and Dark is terrible.
Really?
Bro, you give this motherfucker one competent fucking teammate.
give him one fucking set to go. They will be winning 10 Super Bowls in a row.
Yeah, he had a running back and then he got his ankle got fucking torn off and now he's dead.
He died for real, no?
Are you from Maryland yet?
It's probably not even favorite to win rookie of the year anymore.
He doesn't even play half the game so he always has his motion.
Wait, I don't know what he has to hear. Let me check the...
Oh yeah, his features are not looking good.
I love you.
I mean he was like Giga favorite to win.
But then Scatterboo got in there and he got like six concussions in a row.
Yeah.
There is no draw unless you're back for me. Just give me those water man. Fuck this shit
Build water build water
You need to try to stop my work. My heart cannot be contained. Tread carefully.
Can this block 2,000 damage in one combat?
I mean I was a level for defender man, but like do I even want a level for defender?
No.
Like how is this even allowed man?
Like oh my god, I don't fucking get it.
What are these worthless ass quests?
What the fuck are these quests?
Niko why so Niko what do you think?
Who the fuck is upgrading Niko there could be five Niko's in my shop. I'm not buying a single one of the garbage
Shit has to be rage bait
Oh, boy.
Just quest it.
You know, there could even be like roll your shop that many times because I can use roll for barge.
What are these fucking quests, man?
How can they even give you the quest to gain 48 EXP?
Honestly, it's Scuttle Puddle, so at least I can catch it out on like 3-1, that's fine.
bro, that's a half-bond?
no, I need to go to here
This game is beyond fucked because the thing is when when it's scuttle puddle you actually
need like actual cashouts not whatever the fuck this this garbage is
I don't even like is there like a God quest I can get
Where I can actually cash out like the 30 HP one
What the fuck is this shit man?
I swear, when other people get this shit?
They just load in.
They just load in with like 300 on 3-1, and I just load in with absolute dog shit.
I don't get
I
Why can't I just get that one on two one? Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
can I at least kill some units maybe?
perhaps
Oh, this one's not 4th player combat in a row, it's just 4th player combat in a row.
I'm uh just look at my fucking work with ass.
Oh, man.
Oh nice, okay. Oh that's pretty good.
Pretty decent combat.
slash the trash
nice
It's really, really, motionless, and...
Zorn is the future!
It's basically 8 gold levels, huh, we're gonna have to uh, you're gonna have to uh, like
most of them you're always taking the ESP quest here, so you want to just like try
to bank it I'm only going to invest four but I'm not missing eight
I don't like the problem is like it's like okay so basically
I don't mind my spot if it weren't scuttle puddle like if it if it weren't scuttle puddle
I don't need Brock to win
But the because it's scuttle puddle and the the resources that I catch out are like nullified by like the extra resources gained from scuttle puddle
You actually need
You actually need it. You probably need Brock
Because it's scuttle puddle like a nice man I catch out like two components what the fuck it's two components in scuttle puddle
Absolutely nothing man, and I'll make
I will roll for this on four one G.
And if I don't hit score or two, I'm out!
I do believe I do not have enough money for this.
I don't even know why I tried to fucking roll on this one.
Oh, I went out. I actually went out.
I just take the cash out here and then hopefully I can quest a little bit more.
I'm going to put it on, I don't know what it's called
25
Alright
Okay
I need to see my quest before I commit to a side.
Yeah, buggy.
Alright, the problem is I need to win around.
the problem. But then I went out. Alright, it's my last loss. I just have to fight someone
Okay, wait, but I have to
WTF are you doing?
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
How do I not do this play?
I think it's fucking obvious what I'm doing, man.
I think this is the double goal to Nico plus something.
I'm gonna just get another catch up fuck it man, it's not even that bad to play this.
I mean it's not even greedy cuz this is an easthel this is an easthel and then I need
Invoker for this is like great. I get to play Zulu.
But Zulu, the hog chain.
Fucking dumbass Zulu.
Okay, except I don't know if I'm, like, I don't know when the fuck, I mean it's not like Zulu is better than this stupid ass, it's like Milio is not even bad.
Who cares?
I think it's my next shot.
Yeah, I'm just going to roll once, rock two.
I'm not playing park on this game, I mean I can drop these two easily.
I don't think I'm the last item for this piece of art.
I don't.
I mean it's too good of an IE holder man.
Why do I even have Ryze on my board?
It sounds like I can play it until it's two-star, I'll come down if I'm gonna shoot.
Oh, it just found me on the last item.
Oh nice, Ryze did.
GG's.
I'm running out of removers, man, in fact, I'm out of removers.
I have a no healing Brock.
After I cash out, I'm probably just going to drop...
Oh, honestly, I have Flash Shield, right?
Okay, it's basically no Flash Shield against the Rack.
He's right
He shall rise uh gain a random region and every 10 seconds. Oh, but that's pretty good
Well I kinda want to Econ because you know how I pumped 80 EXP to cash out Brock, like
look at my fucking EXP.
I'm basically level 9.
Or level 10.
I'm basically level 10.
or a level 10, a basic level 10.
I suppose I must defrost you first.
It's a meta item, it's an after-tove, oh I need a last tank item.
I
There's no way I died from 15
I just feel like I don't have anti armor.
Loki appears to not even mad.
I
Well, that's pretty good what
I'm not sure if I'm going to get that.
I'm not sure.
who the fuck can I drop
oh fuck stupid asses here man
I'm pretty sure it's the dumbass uh it's the dumbass Andy
So now I know I have to heal if I drop it.
I'm playing a rise that has pilt over.
That's it.
Oh, okay. Well, that's out of it.
How long has he not ever...
Like, no, his Ominous OP is fucked, man.
Like, imagine I had a real fucking quest and I could catch out Brock on like 4-1.
Tell me right now the game is not just fucking over.
Like this oven is so fucking broken man, oh my god.
I had a bra game earlier today.
This game, I cash out triple.
just look in. Oh actually I got lucky because I cashed out like this cash out
actually sucks because the thing is this game when you radium reforge you can't
radium for when the brown already started then you also have to pop two
full item and mold and you get no gold like it actually sucks because the thing
is that most of the time you cash out $625 in one life and if it's on not neutrals it's fucking
impossible. It's just it's not an APM dip it's a fucking game dip. You cannot it's just trash.
Like also the cashouts like this one also fucking sell out double gold and nickels actually fine
because you use instant double gold and Niko the the brock. But like throughout the 16 sets of
of TFT, Riot Games has overvalued Golden Niko on every single cash out. But I mean, I got
lucky because it was on neutral, so I... You know, there's like a fucking protection.
You can't even... Even if you can... A robot can't pop three of these in less than five
seconds. You literally cannot... You cannot even click your upgrade because they don't...
there's like there's a protection where you can't you like when you pop an
anvil you have to wait like a second to click it because people were
accidentally clicking their fucking anvils so let's say you're one life
you're the full cell your entire board or board roll for a new board do it on
bench it doesn't matter you can't click it it won't let you click it
There's a straight up protection.
When you pop Radiant for Borgia, it will not let you click your Upgrade for a good second.
And then also there's also RNG on Traveling.
because if you travel
oh my god, he's roundic party man
if you travel you lose 5 seconds for fun
but if you fight on your own board you just have 5 more seconds to slam
but that catcher actually sucks
like this catcher is just broken
you just instantly have actually 2 slots
a radiant to put on
2 radiant sending old
This has to be like uncontested the worst fucking galaxy no demand like
I would rather play rise
No, you know, trust me, I would.
The cosmetic party is the fucking worst.
The cosmetic balancing is just not there.
No way.
One!
It's it's the best holder is probably gonna be orange
but it's not as soon as the fight starts I can win this but it doesn't even talk about it
if anything you wanted to stack you tend to loss and do a win out
except it's actually impossible to win out
okay well after I get gindu
I believe
I'm dead to lose 20% of all hats wait this item is not even bad you'll lose 20% that's
It's not even that bad.
Not the contained. Tread carefully.
From the point where no dumbass move you out.
I just sat something's good on you Nora honestly it's not even bad it's only plus
I'm in.
Cap of juice baron, nice.
Glovanari is pretty good I guess.
I mean I might get a reporter who knows
I need a pee man, fuck this shit.
Not Draven. Draven.
Shreka!
come on, come on
this is good, and this is me
me or before me?
be forced, it won't let me
Is this the uh, in Vesa game?
Let me see my augment.
I'm gonna have to kill one though, because I can go QSS, QSS Hodgster or some shit.
Sweet treats. Wait, I actually went out.
What the fuck?
Wait, I went out. No, I actually went out.
I think I actually just go Warbombs on Tarasel, unlock Volibear, and I just play, uh, Thruiser
Volibear.
Lookalus.
with this but I can also DD and Bessa but I'm pretty sure one war lungs is
enough to cash out
Oh, shut up.
It can take my soul if you just shut down.
But then if I go Warbogs, my items are completely doomed.
Is there always lots of us for?
Yeah.
What's the board, Shen, Kennen, Kabuko?
I don't remember the board.
I mean honestly, okay fuck this shit.
You know, I don't need a fucking,
I don't need the Stomach Planner.
It's fine.
I'm just doing anything.
Yeah, I was gonna play Voli-Rise,
but then I thought about it.
Am I really making it to Rise?
And I don't think it really matters.
As long as I can unlock Voli-Bear
and just put Voli-Bear on my board,
I'm going to win out.
I just didn't make sure I get follow me on my board. That's it. I should be chilling
The little six 39 each we okay who cares
I'm going to have automatic components.
Did I want to unlock that in?
Automata EXP and your EG's.
I'm catching out here.
This guy just rolled a true zero and didn't hit Leona dude.
Oh my god.
as long as the if any of you that's actually better
I'm trying to figure out if I want to unlock cannon or not I'm pretty sure I should be
about again and maybe not I mean just depends on my own items all right I lose
it's wrong okay and
I mean I guess I guess I can just wait and see
Is there a world of runes? I hope not. Is that a world of runes? I don't know.
Slaver's Focus, Zonja's, Shiv.
Okay, I probably won out.
Okay, I've probably won out there is no drama in a peaceful death.
No anti-heal.
Honestly, I pretty sure I had to suck one.
I'm guaranteed three lives with the fuckers
G
It's not funny to actually get my board. If I roll here, I'm just going to leave.
May I one?
I was not allowed to board here. I'm up re-fucking all my items.
I
Can I go nine now like it looks like a board sucks
It looks like my board sucks, but look how many fucking items I have.
I'm fighting a TX.
Also, I think my list doesn't have Zongus or Invoker.
It doesn't.
I don't know.
I think I should roll then.
So, it doesn't even have Invoker and it's not even close to getting Invoker because
I didn't unlock the fucking... the Damaskabuko.
Okay. I mean, surely that's good enough. I'm out.
That's a bowl of beer.
Okay, I just have to survive. I just have to survive until... when? I don't know... until
So 5-1 and it's over 5-2, 5-1, 5-2
My board is fucking ass.
It's a muskabookle though.
And this is my board.
Kappa juice.
Is there a better Merle holder?
I mean, honestly, it's not even bad when I'm older.
This is a lot of Skabugo, right?
Yeah, because it gives 4 Bruiser...
And my board is actually good.
I need you, R.
And I'm just playing Swayne Shyamada instead of...
...something.
But should I just unlock Rise?
What the fuck happened to my board?
Are we fucking serious right now?
Should I risk it for the biscuit?
I'm kind of scared, man.
Bro, no!
I should have just said, I die, I die here.
I'm a loser.
I mean, it looks like I'm poor, but I'm not actually poor as I'm getting poor all the time, but like...
I feel like I'm like, on average, I'm not expected to die here, but it's actually a huge fight.
Bro, if I had an extra like here, this game's over.
That fight is actually just a tier-deaf, holy fuck.
Also, I kind of moved DD to, uh...
Kappa Juice.
also I'm pretty sure I should be carrying rice but I'm an idiot also I can't even see
see what the fuck is going on over here.
I think I'm dead, by the way, this guy does not look weak, also I think my Zonias, I need
two lines. I actually need two lines.
Oh nevermind.
I just saw a board.
Not sure I'm beating this.
I should have actually broken, like I should have been too large there guaranteed and if
I make it to Volibear too, also I think the moment I cash out those items I need to play
the rise board because I actually, I'm pretty sure I win this game.
If I had, if I have left Kennen, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't nap round on stage 4 on 2 lives
and then it stalls until I get Rives 2.
And if I make it to Rives 2 there, the game's over.
Because my items for Rives were actually good, or they're okay, or they're fine.
And then a DD, like DD, Volibear, like I, and Rives actually will be.
And then, I should be too live, I'm going to lose to that board always, but like it doesn't
matter because I should have won against the board on 4-5.
And if I win against the board on 4-5, I'm pretty sure it's actually a 5-place in swing.
Because I would have, I mean, I don't need an actual life.
It needs over.
Like if I make it to volley 2, it's probably strong enough to win out until 6-1.
And now on 6-1 there's no fucking way I don't have Ryze 2.
And now we need to see.
Like, it looks, it looks, it looks like I'm stupid and I went uncompressed at six.
But it's like, I'm telling you, man.
It's literally one fucking,
like if I have one extra life by not trolling
and I survive until like the next threshold,
don't I actually just win out?
And it's a five placement swing.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
Oh no, I could have unlocked Kabukko Cannon for sure.
Cause I couldn't just roll for it.
Like the moment I cash out the zonjas in shiv, I should have just rolled for it.
and I probably won the game.
I am tired.
I'm tired.
What the fuck is this?
Of course, he won't live here.
Ash?
Where's the ash?
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.
What's your favorite console far this set Brock
That champ is so fucking broken just jumps into their teenagers one shots everyone Brock
is half complete half E.T. you can't miss.
Wait, I think this is not going to be a Draven GP reroll, actually.
Actually, wait, bill with water, bill with water, Draven, bill with wha-
Oh it is fucking not. What the fuck?
What? Who's rage waiting? It's not where the guy is though. It's always ash until you
get the healing item. Like the problem, the problem, or until your front is upgraded.
The problem is right here. I mess it up every single time. Miss Riven too. The problem,
The problem with Tritimere is that he just dies because the front line is fucking garbage.
Alright, get some QSS, have BT, have Gumblade, and...
I mean, I would Draven do the farming gold, but then I lose stacks.
Is that even worth it?
I mean, it's probably still worth it.
It's still gold.
I mean, maybe I can just use this Draven and just pass 9.
Not really why don't I just play after him here? I get a guaranteed top three. I'll just carry ash and just have this for
Like if I play true to me or after here like am I not guaranteed
Like if ash gets to kill I get a stack if dreaming gets to kill
I get an adoration staff
It's a fucking win-win
I don't even mind about this much streak I think because if I lose my streak if I win
I'll just move on to Draven, I'll just avoid whom here's GD's
Why do you think that is?
Like surely it's deliberate, of course it means.
It's just a straight win-win.
I lose the round, I'll move it to a natural if I lost my straight.
But like I was on a 4 loss, or 3 loss.
If I lose the round, because I'm playing a weaker board, who the fuck cares?
If Draven KS's, I get a- I get a stack, if Ash gets the kill...
I mean, I can also play Vayne, but I'm too obsessed on it, so it's okay.
Uhh...
I'm gonna all scout and see, because I don't know how to make it.
I should have stayed down early.
I'm sure I'm not loosing this with uh, with three ends land, nope I lost.
This guy is uh, this bill is water trade.
This Riot Games company, holy fuck.
How are you even allowed to have this board?
Holy fuck.
Build water.
That's all it's called fucking sucks.
I
Doesn't suck but it's like it's not good now you're nice. I'm back
She
So where are the Trim or Ash Stacks?
I don't know.
I'm not a winner on...
Hello?
I will protect you
Another one around
Hello
Whoa
It's not even good. I'm like my trigger is gonna die instantly my front line that
Like this champion just scales off your frontline, but I mean I need to get some stats from fuck man
17 broke
Like, look what happens when my frontline dies.
Who does it attack?
Wait?
Okay.
Nevermind.
Why that?
Okay
Never mind, why bad?
I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what
I'm talking about.
are you here to get to the rank 1 insight?
I can tell you that.
Thank you. I was about to start bitching.
I was just about to start bitching.
It's a prismatic finale. Oh, I am fucked.
I believe I am fucked, but I actually need to go though.
I'm not even able to...
It's fine. What are some good tier 2s I can hit?
Okay, actually, you know what? The only good frismatic in this comp is, uh, is Bronz for life.
See?
So it's like, who the fuck cares?
Would I ever take an item on here?
Be a tier player on tier.
Not even sure how far.
I'll fight him right before he sends it.
I am your worst nightmare.
I mean, it's fine. Like this game, I'm already committed to playing for, uh, Top 4. You think
Do you think I'm playing for first from this spot? Fuck no man.
Except I don't even think I'm top boring because I need to be level 8 on 5-1.
I was actually so close to winning this.
If I killed one unit, it would have killed me or I would have won this round.
3 DG's.
Honestly, do I even need DG's around?
I'm just looking at my front line, man.
How do you use the ass to aim?
How are people questioning the gumbly?
You don't send gumblies?
I
This is a BT definitely I don't think there's a single fight ever that's a BT
I'm not trying to be a bad person.
right
another amount to it has a 42 42 80 holy
How come I'm not fighting Grape, and now here's Diana do.
I found an ore item. Hello?
You gnarled it too? Let's do...
I think this game has nothing which is good, but I need to be careful with this not doing anything.
I think this game...
It's gonna be so low cap. I think I'm gonna be tapping around five fucking Noxus
Sion or in Bessa Bob Jam
It's probably better than BT for sure. No
BT is better
But I use what BT is made from BF cloak
and uh, Gumball is made for the VFRon and sometimes we don't have those components.
How the fuck are we fucking serious right now?
I mean 48 years I've been a man.
Oh great.
You know what I do.
A Vogue game.
I mean I killed some I guess.
I can't even level here 58 55 I think I'm one off
56
I have so little stacks I wouldn't be surprised if I lose this one dude
Actually, I miss his nases
That was actually the fastest number I did, no gap
I never stood a chance.
My frontline?
My main tank?
My main tank is Sejuani and my cap is Five Noxus.
I mean, whatever. I mean, I might go fit this game. That's a fucking win.
G?
Oh
But it's a top floor GG
Oh Bt Bt there
wait
I'll fight if you may please, so we can sing instead.
There's two.
How are they both force-raking?
rise to level 9
and I think he won it
did this guy like greet his positioning or what?
whatever
I mean you can't complain about a board
yeah these ones are really BTs guys
Let me just sit there and just not make a healing item from my Trudemuron stage 3.
I have the best job.
Wait, who won World Plus then?
Is this, is this without you?
Yes.
Probably.
No.
Yes.
No.
Can you be informative this game so we can learn?
No.
Your world would have said yes, perhaps.
I mean, basically Diana, I mean, Diana, I mean, Diana, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,
Basically, Diana just lives and dies by whether you hit a zero.
If you hit a zero, you can actually win the game.
If you don't hit a zero, you're just going fucking dead.
But I mean, I think if I take any of those other arguments, I just delete.
I think it's kind of lost into Diana as well.
I mean I think if I don't get bowed here...
Look...
I have to play something else.
3
2
1
I
2
1
2
1
I've been up for like 20 something hours because the thing is I ended stream I streamed like
3-4 hours and I ended streamed like 4 hours and then I'm back and before that I was up
for 2 hours so I've been up for a while.
start.
The bow is on the 3 cost, it's close on the leona.
on bow hopefully not oh yes he does why the f*** did he think so oh he's pivoting off of diana
three thoughts rod all right so what happens when i don't get bows here
I mean, surely I can fight these two.
Why the fuck did he go cloak?
Okay, I think I can be straight.
She was just beading.
I don't mind no game soon.
But if you don't have Titans,
I'll step back.
I missed the quest.
Alright, we'll have a 2 in 3, the 3 streak.
Excuse me, 2 in 3, the 3 streak.
Alright, I think if I don't get...
A bow
What are the words
They may be even play
Oh, I can try this build. The QSS GG Hodge.
The build is actually good. QSS GG Hodge.
Yeah, f**king Mundo 2.
I mean, it's actually like a real item set.
But uh let me see let me see my what's it called first I'm pretty sure I've never
I'm either Void or I'm Diana with Qs as JG Nodged.
G?
This game is fucking doomed.
I should have just opened.
I should have lost 2-3 on purpose.
Because if I don't get a bow, my game is actually too hard.
I love Cloak, Glove, Macy's Will, Buggett, Doran's Plated, Armor, Know Your Enemy, Mess
hole and it's hard for us to
crack in.
If he already has a Yunara.
I will go that way.
I will break their line. All right. I will go that bill.
I
Wouldn't go large I'm out here
and
No
I knew fate would bring us together again.
I
Mean winning two rounds with
Winning two rounds with what's it called is really good. That's no get
There's a tariff for a soul a soul game said no one fucking ever not stupid buddy
Okay, I mean that's half hodge.
That's pretty good.
I'll be playing for Carol this game no why the fuck did I even buy it prior to his
I don't even know what I want I'll take I'll take that fucking water
What's this last tier augment? The Guaranteed to Hodge?
You have my tier or whatever the fuck it's called.
Well it's not Earth's dumbass fucking Gambit. I mean it gives me a component, no.
I managed to on combat, last thing was pretty good.
Witness the strength of Noxus.
What is the cold you have my dear
Is that what it's called?
Oh, Crammy at River.
Oh yeah.
Wait, is there Trinimere players in this lobby?
Because playing Diana against Trinimere is the fattest hell.
I don't think so. That is good.
What the fuck?
Triforce, QSS?
I'm contested.
I don't get it.
If I did shit, I don't get it.
Oh, you have my tear.
I'm always rising.
If she was evil, I'd get shot.
Yes, I could have nothing like this.
Why is she leaving?
Why is she dying?
I think he was like, oh my god, he didn't go typing when he was pissing me off.
I
Move off
Huh
Huh, huh, huh
I'm excited about good because there could have been a zero in the shop
Also losing my streak here for sure this guy's kind of if I beat Karam after he takes calculated loss
I'm we just gonna fucking report this
My frambles still alive.
I see that the duck is at the front door.
I I don't even know how to do the boss
Honestly, why don't I just not roll a single time? No, no, no, I definitely want to roll this. The thing is, I need to find, like, I roll until one is here, and then I'll sit.
If I find the Diana pair, this guy found him a 0 on 8.
You fucking piece of shit.
And he found it on 4-1 by the way.
So now he just has a fucking- and now he's back.
He's full back.
You found it on 7? Yay!
I mean, if I go Baron, what am I missing? Brexite?
I have Rift Herald, but not really.
I mean, the Cap'l Baron is not even better than the Cap'l Mazeer, and that's no gap.
Wait?
Okay.
Alright, I'm going fast, I have bucket shit.
I'm just going to Sat 2, get the Nesis, and I'm going 10.
I
What's this
3 in the last few gears.
Boyd
Pro so it's not even attacking anyone good fucking man
My place can do this game. No, fuck you
Oh
No, no, no, not a bad beat this is a bad beat what the fuck is this?
Surely I can find a single copy of Diana or no.
Also, I didn't even find Nasus, too.
Hello?
Oh, good.
I mean, I guess I didn't roll that much gold.
That's probably why
I need to cash out an item I have three items on a fucking one-star piece of shit Diana. I don't get
Excuse me. I
Can't find the fucking dumbass for costs
I get the orb item and then I hit I just recap around whatever item I get
I mean, I'm pretty sure Senate three item
Maybe a tg somewhere on back
This is just
I don't think I've got any single target on my board.
I don't.
So who's killing this Diana, and who's killing the Renekton?
I don't know.
So what happens when he hits redacted duke?
Like this game, nah, like these players that just hit Azir on fucking level 7 and level
8 to like throw it, it's just, oh good.
How much magic damage do I do now that I'm watching this?
I need to finish three item, uh, whatever the fuck this is.
Woohoo!
Santa too, I'm back!
Not really.
Fucking trash game.
Oh, yeah.
the Cosmos. Woohoo! Woohoo! Santa too, I'm back! Not really. Fucking trash game. How the
What the fuck did he hit Baron too?
Excuse me!
I think this rise is cooking my entire board.
I'd finally kill the secret garbage.
I do believe I am a
Okay, or item something good, I hope
Not this guy please
Oh nice!
Baron too!
A pocket!
Yay!
And now I fight Void.
And now I fight Void, good place.
No Diana too.
This guy's spot, what did I say at the beginning of the game?
This guy's spot was straight up dog shit by the way.
And what happened?
He found it a zero at seven and instantly won the game.
It's the Diana special.
Bro, like shouldn't a zero actually be locked away from level seven low key?
Like what the fuck is that shit?
Like at least, at least not, like I don't mind if you find a zero on eight, I guess.
But if you find it on 7, like what the fuck is that?
You just unlock Maces or Renekton and then you just roll on 8 and your board is just
stable for the whole game.
You know, be a 0 of 3-5 Augment, that's a fucking prismatic.
Oh my god, how are you comparing that shit?
I what?
People not understanding opportunity cost in the big 25
Nah, bt diff don't care
Opportunity cost, nah bt diff
Hello?
you
Oh
Maybe this is a
and then maybe I saw no real
dream dream
I should have held the
I should have held it, I just looked at my items, I thought it might be one
I think I'll be going to build one.
I
Should never mind
I believe I'll be playing some Missile.
I'm a hit dark and site so I believe I won the game what is the what is the belt on
I think it was a native point center or something.
Point 69. GG's. The Darkensite.
GA? Darkensite? GA?
I.E. I think. GG's.
Chogat too! What the fuck? I don't get it. I won this. Bro, this item. No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not sure if that's what it's all about.
Yes, you worry back to your shadow, ninja.
I mean I can farm gold but the thing is my board is not going to farm shit because my
My board would be this plus Briar.
That would be big.
This was a T-Heads theme. T-Heads theme.
Let's go take a look.
I
Wow
What do I play
I'm playing without Ionia.
The moment I lose, I'll probably swap, or honestly the moment I hit like Shentu I'll
swap.
Or honestly the mobile I hit like shed too well so long
Yeah, I only used the gold farming one though so it's kind of nice but
What was this
I think I'll watch your
All right, surely I can natural like I will swap even at a Laoi too.
I will swap at Shen too.
I mean no shit I'll swap at Yasuo too, I mean I can just carry my ward.
I can't miss.
1, 2...
Noxious Street Tram is a sport.
It is an old 1, 2, 3, I can unlock.
I don't get it.
Hello?
I- I- I'm running as long as this fucking time is zero, bud.
What the fuck is this?
My items?
Oh, not good, man.
I don't have a single frontline item.
Let me see if I can get an animal gun or something, I don't really want to hide my
I need, I need some bugaprol I know it's a really, I don't know where, I mean I wouldn't go with CB, does he give me anything else, he gives me Bright or 2 Gintu, 12% OmniVam, CB is kind of good.
No gap.
What the fuck?
Uh, if I go ginsu then I'll play around DS sword.
Fuck that.
It's half a red buff.
Half a last whisper.
Wait, oh, oh, oh, how?
No!
Let me just fight a shitter please.
Oh fuck.
Well, that's not good.
Guys, I guess I'm high-rolling the Yasuo, but isn't it more important to pay attention
to the line selection?
You just abuse the broken shit?
No.
No
There's just a yasuo in every job
80s game probably at 1.5, 1.7, something like that.
half Marlowe, half Red buff or Lasso's Rift.
0 Yasuo, yeah, where are the Yasuo's? I don't get it. Holy fuck. Please tell me at least
he used these knee-dotes. Okay, he did. I'm like, what the fuck? Hello? I think I lost.
I think I lost.
I did lose.
What the fuck am I even fighting, man?
Re-item Nautilus 2 with fucking Draven Kraken.
Oh my fucking...
I just got scammed and I'm fucked.
The bad beat is coming.
There's gonna be no-you-see-was-for-the-next-30-shots-and-now-I'm fucked.
just a bad beat I don't want to roll because I like I'm not really lost my streak even
everybody see what next show I probably wouldn't roll
so I'll just chill
fun times
a zero on seven GGs
one more pocket
that's a waiting time
oh no I need to stop rolling cause I probably
okay okay I need to stop rolling
cause what if I get shirred and he's going to fall
what if I get dropped to YouTube
what if I naturally get stolen
Azeer on 7, playing Diana, Morello or Yvishrung, half whatever, Azeer, a rod, kill a rod.
I mean even shot is more important but if I go even show them items are complete dog
I mean, do I need any heal?
I don't care how badly I'm going to go.
I think if I don't, you try to help me fill that up.
I don't know what I'm locked in.
Oh there's one that I think is mine.
A D.E.B.
I mean, the only reason I lost this fight is because I was looking at my dog ass positioning.
And everyone is looking at my positioning.
Why do you think I lost?
This cop is so trash, really? I'm pretty sure I'm guaranteed top 2.
And if I lose, it's probably 2 of the fucking Azir. On set.
I just lost a straight up position diff.
I'm tired.
Thank you for the rape.
Okay, I'm going to go get the rest of the game.
I'm going to go get the rest of the game.
I'm going to get the rest of the game.
I was about to sleep! I'm tired!
Thank you for the rape!
Fucking Shaco players, bro.
There's nothing more cringe than Shaco players?
Oh, I have CV, I'm guaranteed.
There's nothing more cringe than Shaco players
and, uh...
and, uh, Trinimere players.
And TFT players, no, not that.
not bad it's shaco and fucking Trinamere
it's just no loser alert
uh say some removers unlock atrox
I don't know if I'm going to have items to carry.
I might as well save this.
Where the fuck does this dumbass move on?
Oh?
Holy shit.
How many items?
The moon, passion, dreams, tiles.
When did this guy get 7 fucking...
How?
How does he have 4 fucking items on 4 or 5?
That's all that doesn't matter.
Darkensight.
This cop is so trash!
It is. Really? So how come I just...
No, Mike
If I drug onto this, huh, what's the bonus that I lose
1380 and AP I mean it's probably I mean it's something worth a bit of sick to
and then it gets increased even more later though I don't know why use the tg's or the
but at the same time like force layers that kind of uses and I got I'm down to
just play oh well I like the HRs this turn I don't even have to use my
Re-removers then. The fuck?
Re-removers? Bro! No, it doesn't even come back, man.
I
Are so fucking good
Oh what
He puts around his cover for 15 seconds. Yeah, good one buddy and I believe you were dead
That's actually unlucky because I'm pretty sure it actually surprised me when I got to the most players.
He probably got unlucky because there was no way that he didn't catch up his quest.
How many what's it called the wrong
now the content of your flat from where I stand
Yone one, set one, atrox one, three slayer, yunaro one, no wukong.
Also, yeah, I think that Ionia is just really good for Darken's side, honestly.
You're right.
When it's more Darken, you just heal for damage you don't.
And you heal for 25% of player damage you deal.
I mean, I'll probably finish this one later, but it's not long.
Magic was just really good for me.
I can stat check when I do Diana with this low run-in.
right now right now
who was from 3?
who?
no
who?
no
I have a visage where's the gargoyle no gargoyle
What the fuck is this shit?
I'm playing, I'm like, what the fuck?
Double visage.
Are you ready?
Uh, a-cure fast.
Come and down.
We must plan this land of our enemies once more.
Stand at your side once more, you are.
I
Am I just too illegal g8 ginsu gumbleed
I mean this is double this is not that illegal, but even though it's pretty good and then like perfect item here
Don't it is a perfect item all over the place? Yes
This entire board is dead I'm on I'm on cross-on I gave you cross-on
What happened to my uh what happened to my uh in the dune?
to do. For all this what I would call a fake loss. Because it will be a railed momentarily.
That'd be.
Now I can hit Wukong 2, Sep 2, Ah Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah,
for kindred is kind of a big upgrade and I have like some license fair because I'm
about to have three enemy dara you aren't actually good like if I could just
She's win one round
He's farming Ornn? Oh that sounds good. For me. He's got another Ornn item.
We're gonna get that one in the dark as well.
I
Just got a TG
Well, I got a brown. Well, that's very good. It's a I didn't finish a three-item. Uh, this my brother so will be
Am I really rolling for fucking
What am I going to do for you?
Is that two?
Fuck that.
Alright, hopefully I can win this round foggy.
If I win this round, I'm guaranteed first.
What if I lose, I have to roll.
You need a drop.
Oh, the bully is putting this supposed to be here.
Good job.
I'm not going to be able to find one more piece.
I'm one life regardless man, I can get 10 out of what I'm still one life.
Come on man, I'm one.
Hello?
Can I flake?
I'm tired.
I'll send you guys to the big old Mr. Goldsmith.
Bro, I did 15 hours loser.
Listen to your fucking shake-o-player, fucking idiot.
listen to your fucking shaco player
Listen I woke up and
Then I was up for two hours because it was Sarah's birthday. I streamed for three hours
Sarah's brothers came back from like like errands and then we made dinner and then three hours later
I I resumed stream. I've been up streaming dumbass game for 20 fucking hours
But I mean the seven fucking shaco player is a fucking small brain dumbass fuck you
All right, close in, Mr. Goldsmith.