Hello?
Holy fuck!
20 subs from an anonymous gifter!
Yo, Merry Christmas!
Thank you, buddy!
Anonymous fucking gifter, GG!
Appreciate you, buddy.
Holy fucking billionaire!
I'm back!
I
Hi
Why is he pretending he didn't give himself why the fuck what I guess myself
What
Are we stupid?
By this way, Vayne is here.
Chain, chain.
I don't even know how I'm on a five streak with this dog-ass board
Can you really tell me how the fuck I'm on a five streak?
Just look at my board
Okay, well I need to fight this guy or I'm fucked. Hello. Let me fight him, please. Hello
Bro, I lost man. What is this?
I mean, it's whatever. I don't have a single item slam and I have more street. So, I believe
I will allow it
Back with another five put as it's not even possible look at my spot I
Think I'm playing some some bing and I can just golden ego to Gary
J?
Is that 5th through this trash?
Okay, the problem is I don't have a bow.
a puppy a puppy all right I have another cloak though I mean it's half-cracking half-nothin
Ahhhh.
Have Kraken.
Four deaths remaining.
Just wait.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry you need to kill some more units man wait bro when do I get my
first fucking component from I for an I by the way what is this shit bro I've
never taking this again how is this even allowed
small grab bag that's pretty good ah nice it's not good man I am really not
trying to go a fucking bramble man or like a gargoyle but I believe it is a
mandatory gargoyle I'm not forced to play vain I need a save a cloak I can
of this piece of garbage. And GG.
I think I got chain.
Cool. My tier one is a guard oil. Honestly, it's not pretty good.
Did you think about it? Yes.
Oh
Sorry, look at him. Sorry fucking loser loser alert
Yeah, a deer
I can lose this plus this for Warden plus...
Oh wow.
What is this?
Check it out if I play...
My board is legit trash.
My board is trash.
I don't have a single offensive item.
What the fuck
And by a single offensive item, I mean I don't have a buckle so I think it's an attack
I didn't even check what the eye on you was
Not sure.
Tier cloak.
All right.
Maybe I get the bow as their pick.
If I can't get the bow, I have tier cloak.
I mean, I'm down for the bow, man.
Wait.
I think I am playing Lux Duo, vertical to Asya.
J?
I mean I don't have to make am I close to an item no I mean I might as well chill and
I'm just pretty bad with better items. It's one wrong man.
Merry Christmas, Mr. Sougi!
Yay! Yay!
Am I close to, uh, Galio?
Not really.
I am broke I'm broke
Galeo Swain
tier rod cloak I'm about a spike my I was already insane
I
Hey Gallio, and then I just dropped out vertical the mausoleum
Loud
I
How how come I can't see emote
All right
Cheer cloak rod cheerful crowd
Oh, a boat!
What the fuck?
Kraken?
Oh, another boat!
I mean, I'm probably just gonna make rageblade.
Who gets yours?
How close am I to the vertical nausea, 9 out of 12, if I up breed?
I need to find one of Poppy or Sona or Jarvan, I think it's G.S. Kraken, Gumbly, I don't know
what it is, I'm too starved, he hit mining girl, he hit mining girl, I thought Kintz
was trouble with it is does that mean I'm not going to make it I'm gonna be
building my fucking items man
64 experience I'm not gonna just go night and roll but I kind of
I kind of need to roll for these as well, right? Yeah. I mean let me stack one, unlock the
kaisa, and then I'm just gonna send it. I stack one here. Build out, not really man. I, yeah,
I mean, wait hold on, Jarvan 2? But then I have to stack another one to unlock the
But I mean Kaisa too, I'm gonna have to have Kaisa eventually.
I mean I could also go 9 and just play towards Senna Kindred.
But why do I unlock Galio and then just play Galio on my board?
I don't even think...
And then I just cap around.
I don't even know if that's even better than just staying on the board.
I don't even think my board is bad if I just stay like this.
Galio Silas.
Yeah, but like, it's not...
Yeah, I don't think it's ever worth trying to play like that, because I think you lose
to a lot of stuff.
I need one more upgrade to unlock galeo I think
8 out of 12. I'm 8 out of 12. 8 out of 12, but if I play 2, then I'm 9 out of 12, or
I need two upgrades. I think I need two upgrades.
Two upgrades? Am I getting an item soon? I still have one more item coming, right?
Two, that's remaining. Great.
because i ideally need items for kaita
wait deboss? yeah it's wall
i'm gonna have to bench
i already have mara alone so i'm gonna carry lux as well
and then i'm gonna just drop this world inside trashcan
Okay, looks to
Okay, okay
This all looks galeo right? I'm not stupid?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
He's so lucky, if I got it, I wouldn't have been so guaranteed.
And now, I mean, I mean, it's not a real loss, man. I have a kaisa 2-1 then.
Okay.
What is this? Okay, Gremble.
I mean, I'm 3 item, 3 item, 3 item. That's pretty good, man.
And I dropped this piece of shit.
I mean, I could, and then, honestly, I think I'm gonna cap around...
A yordle or a zonite with three items equipped?
Is there a zonite or a yordle?
Loki I can cap her on ziggs too.
Puppy!
Oh, oh, I have a yordle.
I guess you have to cash out here, that's good for me I guess.
Galio 2, Ziggs 2.
3 in 3 in 3 I am.
Puppy!
Long shot.
I could get Silas and drop down to a
I mean do I even want to unlock digs because I would have the level this turn I unlocked Silas and I yeah
All right
Love?
Great, automatic components man.
I'm done I just go try to go 9 here.
I didn't carry this, I'm playing 7th Demacia.
Unless this is already better.
I can also go TG instead of GG.
Like T.T. Kaiser, are we in? Yeah, I'm out.
Oh! What the fuck?
Great man, T-Hex.
Wait?
Oh by my buddy is he dead from 16 1 2 3 4 5 no
Okay, and then I love when I tap around for long shots
He's a puppy to get things I will add neutrals
Uh, isn't TG Vayne real items? No, man. Vayne is better than Kaisa. I have 7 Demacia on the board. Bro, this Kaisa unit is a pile of shit, man.
Just because the cost is higher does not mean the unit is better. Look at fucking Unara vs Kindred.
What the fuck happened to my board?
What the fuck happened?
Hello?
What?
Bro, am I just rolling for fucking worth of this ass
fucking worthless ass Galio then? What the fuck are these?
I mean I'm pretty sure I can level next turn if I just sell the Poppy and just level for a Ziggs.
Which is not even a small upgrade.
And then I carry Ziggs instead of Lux. No.
I have Bramble plus that. I mean I could tg this.
But then I- I- I don't think I can level next turn.
Just in case.
Who do I beat?
My board?
It's fucking trash
Who the fuck do I beat
The issue is like fucking useless
Yeah, this unit is uh, really nice, and I'll talk about it too.
My Prismatic is a Cogmau.
I can go DB Vane and then move the Gintu over.
But yeah, like the incident is like not good, but whatever I mean, I could roll for Galio
Red buff
Red buff Sturrak
Is this 80? 25? It is right? Oh nice. Okay well I'm just praying I can survive
because I think I can actually cap around things too. I don't know if I'll be in this guy.
This guy has a 600 charge cash out.
Rock 2.
My prismatic is a cogmall.
Excuse me?
My prismatic is a cogmall.
I
That is a level enroll adaptive
This guy's a 3
Jalio to adaptive AG
Yeah, I'll find something fucking
Arcanist a fucking toga ass
I mean, I'm fighting a clone that has to be pretty good, right?
Oh, that's four Arcanists.
Oh, what the fuck?
I mean, Galio too, that has to be pretty good, right?
It's a four-hour gonna stick
I mean whatever man and not all like it. No, no, no, like I I know I think the moment I get that I
I should just like it not at all and I get none or I
Just get off the monster. Yeah, but I feel like if I play anything else. I don't even think my board is gonna scale
You need healing to play Demacia.
Oh my god.
Oh wait, my trucker... oh no, my trucker's on.
This is my first game, buddy.
Am I still banned from Setsuko's Shad?
Oh, I bet I'm back.
Hello, sir.
And if you want to keep me, then you'd better treat me like a down princess, make rotten
Wait, who are- Ah, whatever, I'm too lazy.
Merry Christmas, Akaten Zuri- Oh, Merry Christmas to you as well, sushi beats!
A pod jam.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Happy holidays.
Whoa!
I said Merry Christmas.
Three, four years ago,
and someone got really offended.
Am I being like,
ignorant, not saying like,
because they were saying like,
I really should be saying happy holidays.
Like, is it actually on me?
Like am I supposed to be saying Happy Holidays instead?
You got rage-vated.
I mean I don't even think people were rage-vating back then.
Like I think like the rage-vating meta
happened like a year ago.
But yeah I said like, yo, Merry Christmas everybody.
When someone said Merry Christmas to me.
Oh, a boat, see Merry Christmas.
Happy Holidays.
And then I just got fucking,
I got threatened to get in cancer.
I don't get it.
Explain that to me
Oh chain
Okay, it was the Masio hold
And just over for gate
Like we're playing like the B patch buff let's drink when this unit is just Jesus Christ. How's it even allowed?
What's Crank?
Don't worry, I'll leave you the scraps.
What's Crank?
Level up, hedge fund, birthday present.
I mean I don't really like level up in this galaxy, no Yukon.
I don't really like catch my knight there.
Bro fuck it, the Axiomata? Fuck it? Yeah fuck it.
What does this even do? I don't even know what this does. Is this good?
What the fuck are these? Hold on hold on.
Gainer's earned something something? Oh fuck what's the other one?
Which one's the wood one? Oh fuck! I think this is the wood one.
Fuck! No I meant to give it to this-
Wait how do I know which one's which?
This one's the wood one, right?
What equals green?
Are you trolling us right now?
I mean I'm not trolling you right now.
I mean I'm not.
Wait, what?
Okay, so this is the wood one
Okay, so the earth one is gain an earth-type champions game 30 armor and mr at 50% health a stun enemies, okay
Gain 15% after comedy permanently gain 40 health and then this one is gain a fire axe gain 15% AD and ability by the damage
AP and AD okay, I'll be giving that because it's
Okay
I never thought I would stand opposite you again.
Fight for the dream, Master.
It's bug. What's bug?
What's the bug?
No HP?
You lose the 15% Master HP on combat start.
So, why did I choose this one then?
I think they say, well, I don't know, it kept them prismatic.
So, you don't gain the permanent?
Wait, are you sure?
Oh my, so what you're telling me is I'm fucking 8th.
is what you're telling me bro okay no why did I cook this shit man oh my but
yesterday okay so what do I play that I mean okay the good news is that means
I'm not I'm not committed to this dumb ass to draw again, right? I mean, isn't that the good news?
Oh, I forgot to run ads. Oh fuck in between games. Oh fuck in between. Oh, oh, it probably ran out right now
Okay, I'll do it. Oh, oh, sorry
If you got an ad sorry
It'll uh, yeah
Uh, your community, you get the permanent, oh, okay, okay, so you keep the permanent
Bro, no, bro, no aimless, if you need to stop posting this photo of the imprisonment
I don't know what the fucking AI is this trash, bro
Please stop posting this shit, man. Let me fuck. What is even wrong with you?
It's not yeah, I was there
20 streams of hate watching blood trail
All right, so what you're telling is I'm fucked nice by jam
So you keep the permanent health or no you just don't like okay so you lose the 15%
mass health but you keep the permanent is that is that what I'm hearing okay that's
actually fine low key 40 armor or 40 health that's pretty good man my prismatic I mean
It's basically a warbong on this Sejuani if I want to stay with Sejuani on my end for the whole game.
See? It's at 1100 now.
That's pretty good, man.
You had level up? I mean, level up is not good, man.
If it's not econ opener, it's not good.
If it's not econ galaxy, it's not good. You're just gonna be stuck on level 8.
Your prismatic basically gets you to level 8 with like an extra 20 gold, man. Nice.
Is that supposed to be good? No.
just wait man what is this oh shit bro streaming on Christmas Eve is fucking
broken Folly Wizard happy holidays to you buddy GG that will be another five
I'm so upset I can't wait for that.
Fully? Fully there?
Wait, what?
Oh, oh, foil!
Oh, foil wizard!
Foil wizard.
I was actually talking to my dad about how how your dad plays CFD and I was I was wondering
if you wanted to start playing CFD and he was like really?
Mr. Goldsmith plays TFD?
So he didn't say Mr. Goldsmith, he said uh, I was basically explaining to you, explaining to who you are and then how you're that place.
Oh shit, might be plus Econ.
Holy fuck my items.
Wait?
I can't really roll this turn. I mean I'm probably just playing towards Unara this game. What is...I mean, what are the other hexes?
I'm guaranteed the water one and the shred one, right? What is this one? Anti-heal?
So this one's anti-heal, and then there's one that gives-
Wait, can they spawn on top of each other?
Wait!
Probably not, but I'd be fucking lit!
No?
You can get the same-
You get the same ones only?
So I mean, you're telling me I can get another buglet.
You're telling me I can get double anti-heal?
Oh, don't worry, 1580, 1580, but you know her up!
And I don't know how much gold that is, but probably a good amount.
Oh, oh, oh wait, this one's actually fine, this one's actually fine, everyone calm down.
Oh, that's not okay.
What?
I'm what
Okay, I mean it's looking pretty solid
What what does it do?
Where is it?
That's pretty good. Hey, so he's done there
This is not getting on you know, I just got gold this shit is fucking off
awful. This might be the worst resmatic in the game. What the fuck is this shit? I-
Wait, what?
I don't wanna drop K2 right now.
This shit is legit awful.
Wait, what?
And then this one is bugged.
Bro, no, I got tricked.
Wait, I got pranked.
Bro, no, no, no.
Okay, no, no, I got pranked by Riot Games, like the fact that he didn't offer this shit, what the fuck, I actually got pranked.
This is awful!
Hello, did I get pranked?
I mean that angle for, uh, Yunaro was pretty good.
Hey, anti-heal, see?
My, uh, prismatic is anti-heal 15 AD here.
I got a Takedinivia going and like 40 HP on, uh, alright, I guess like...
200 something HP on Sigilani. That's not even that bad and then I don't know how much gold I got.
I... 280... probably 10 or something.
And I'll get another Hex on 4-2. I mean, I don't even want another Wood Hex.
I definitely don't want another fucking Wood Hex, and I don't really want another Fire Hex.
Okay, so what the fuck do I want then?
Oh yeah, no the wood one is bugged.
I mean at least it gets some gold,
but the thing is there's no way the gold
is worth down a fucking prismatic.
So I don't really get it.
Ah.
I mean I guess the wood heads, wait,
oh actually it says start combat, right?
The thing is, I think it helps you,
It'll help me unlock the um
How we hold on how do I unlock four out of eight fry onions
Four out of eight fry onions I have two here I can say that for a poker
But I probably won't even play Kedin and Kedin Kabugo.
Or maybe I'll go because that's just 1-3 basically.
And I can just cap around and rise maybe.
Now this Unara like makes my game really easy.
I can just pretend my charismatic was giving me a Unara.
like surely surely the um you know how it's bugging it loses do you think the
The pre-HP will unlock the Galio, or not the Galio, the Volibear?
I mean, it's fucking better, man.
Like, when do you lose the HP?
Oh, you can... 3-1-5-9.
Oh, oh, it is, it is.
Oh, nice. Okay, okay.
Oh, it's bot. You don't gain the 15% health. After the combat starts, you lose the 15% health, but you keep the permanent HP.
But if you go here, it says 3159. And now it's probably like 3268.
So I think it's... But when the combat starts, you lose the 15% mass health. But that's okay. It's actually fine.
I'm not playing the Riser Jhin, I'm just gonna roll down and buy Braum and call it an day.
Uprismatic Orb, nice man.
What the fuck?
Okay well I need to build Misty Wolf for sure.
Also, this is Nanti, alright.
Uh, something, something burns wounds, yeah.
Let's go Bramble, even Shroud.
GG, Nasher Toof.
Let me just build that first.
Should I just triple-reforge?
Alright, I kinda want Glove.
His QS is actually pretty good.
3600.
I'm gonna level roll a little bit here though.
Oh, Golden Remover.
Oh, what the fuck?
Yeah, everyone gets the same as Madagord.
I know it's actually Least.
I'm just talking out here right now.
At least I have to choose my options.
I'll fight if you make me, but we can sing and dance.
I'll fight if you make me, but we can dance.
pretty good
oh it's gonna unlock uh it's gonna unlock all of their scene
Alright, it's not a bad loss.
Oh, but don't I actually want to play a Bola Barrier instead of Stupidass Orianna?
It's not even Jagendify.
Okay, after getting 35% that, I mean, honestly, it's not even bad.
Okay, but I'm like, I'm like looking at this. Something's not right here.
something's not right. pretty piltoba. what is it by? defender? i need to unlock this cannon man.
i mean there's no way this is better. i need to unlock this cannon. because then i just level for buhkong plus...
But I'll have all of my items eventually because I have the BT, but this acceleration
gate is actually disgusting.
What the fuck?
But I mean, Fly Froggers is also pretty good, maybe I'll just drop Loris and...
Like, I'll just drop these two for these two, but I feel like an acceleration gate, I mean,
it doesn't even have a destructor, so I don't know.
By the way, let me get some Bolivar items going.
Maybe my Bolivar can 1v9.
Which I probably can.
Like if I drop...
I get 5 Froyord.
and then I can buff everything. Honestly, I'm kind of down. Whether my ball of air, if I do this...
And then how do I get a... Oh, I can just play Kindred instead of this, or even a Senna.
I'm getting dumpstered by a dumbass this.
Who's on view?
Hello?
Oh god.
I, um, yeah.
How do I buff?
Can I buff this while buffing the therapy?
How do I buff? Can I buff this while buffing the Seraphine?
No. And I have to use the Fire-X. Bro, it's fine, I lose some damage and I'm who the fuck
cares, man. Okay, Swain, Loris. I can't drop this, it's too tanky.
I
Just give it like what the fuck was that? No, I think that was that was me though
I
5 for your ball there no synergy
if I go wukong set is that just the board
pretty good on this unit it's taking it slow
okay how's it looking and i'll i'll move into this text eventually
don't worry stock one and i just level for like wukong and set over
but then i might as well drop this oh here
i may be fucking easier oh great i'm getting dynamic
about jane about jane all right it's fine it's actually my last loss 4.5 i mean if it weren't
probably going to be like 5 or something but i mean this doesn't matter 52
my prismatic this game gave me a gave me a uh unara so it's not like i'm down a prismatic
There's a Wukong. I mean, I could play...
Huh?
I love it for a fucking Wukong, man.
Oh, man. This Wukong brought twice, you think?
What the f- what is wrong with my internet?
Hello?
Zillion.
Biddle six.
Bro, fuck the Kendrick, man.
Missed 7 of 3.
Whatever, man.
I'm just playing for an 8th man.
This is what?
Piltover?
It's the Nets.
Oh, my!
Isn't it like I need to unlock Kennen?
And once I unlock Kennen...
Like Wukong 2?
That too plus something to I can unlock cannon
And then I got my idea I should I should probably do fun clothes rise always, but I mean I have all there like I can also
have a ball murder though
But I I think I can like if I actually went and unlock ten in here like maybe I could have won this game
I I mean like even though I'm down a bit medic
Let me see what's going on. I'm not being this guy
But I can probably beat this guy eventually I can probably beat this guy always and I'm gonna get something by this
I don't mind
Okay, never mind. It doesn't matter. I'll be playing for my good top three
Last Wispah.
Ow, if I sell the better fucking.
That's good enough.
We can also move Warbogs.
Okay, I mean, if I play Azir...
Ah, no, it's the Kennen, man.
I just dropped the 3 Frojord, and then...
Because I don't even have this.
Oh, it's gold.
I'm sorry to leave in
I mean who's being this guy
Not me not anyone
This is his prismatic
Hey, let me drop this actually
Yeah, I'm locked up though.
Look at my goal.
I mean surely I'm not going 8th right?
Did I beat someone?
I believe I do not have a prismatic.
Oi!
I believe...
My prismatic is 300 HP?
I mean, it's fine, Loki.
Set to...
I'm like why are you always loving so early and roll with 8 gold, I don't understand!
Oh not my bad, I had to make 50 for the entire game.
And go 7.
My bad, I should have done that instead.
Investing in my board strength?
Nah I can't do that shit.
No that's not acceptable.
At my bad.
I shouldn't have invested in my board.
Should have just died for free instead.
shouldn't have invested in my board
should have just died for free instead
oh great man
fucking dog ass game
Oh, God.
Diana three.
I think if I make 50, I can beat this guy.
If I make 50, I probably could have tapped the round, though, while I do.
I mean, I would have had a body for while I do.
And I would have won out.
Great observation, man.
How is this a prismatic?
I don't get it, I don't get it.
You just increased that August AVV by 2.0 while playing, sir.
Wait, okay, wait, I'm gonna ask Mordog Axiomata.
Let me actually DM Mordog.
Sir.
I'm not even tilted since I knew it was bad, and I'm playing for fun, but could you share...
In the holiday spirit, could you share the ABP of the Axiomata?
Please, I need to know Coleman Love Frontices.
Alright, I'm giving them a discord.
In the holiday spirit.
Oh yeah, Merry Christmas.
Let me add that.
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Oh, he said, yeah, give me a sec.
You too, so would you hope you are well.
And I need to see this Oxy-O-Mata.
Could I get it for like, Emerald Plus?
No, I'm not even tilted, by the way.
I just need to know.
Did I, like, I mean, I went fourth and I genuinely don't think this augment can be better than, like, a five in every one plus.
Oh, good.
My...
Bro.
I mean, I guess it unlocks you Volibear.
Oh, he says, need three seconds to go upstairs.
Oh shit, why more does the fucking go?
He's not allowed to say, oh, my things I've seen in the dark corners of Lutera are better than that.
From your ruining his Christmas. No.
Show me something good. For what is wrong with my PC?
Every time I load it in, it just dies for like a second.
What I get? Ionia, Bruiser, Juggernaut.
Is that good? Probably.
Let's see Ionia.
Something good? No.
Wait, I was told that there was like some tech?
I was told like there was like some tech with like this patch of transcendence with Liss and
in like double it like double proc oh sorry no like this Ionia it like double procs the
magic damage on Liss Charm or some shit I heard it at Paris but I don't know like how it works
I don't know like I own your list is like good or something but I don't remember what it
actually was juggernaut bruiser I own ya juggernaut bruiser I own ya
I don't think this one is.
I'm going to get a full IE.
I do believe I'll be taking the full IE.
Let's see how you in here
Virgin check cool guy check bro said no one fucking ever man. I have a dead whatever the fuck this is
Said no one ever man
Uh, sample size is low, but in top 1%, it's 5.1.
I went 4.
See?
Alright, see?
I mean, if it ADP's at 5.1 and I go 4, isn't that a Giga win?
Yes.
build water. I hope the hero likes me. I mean, I could double level for, uh, is there a
better, like, is there a cheaper, I mean, I could double level for Bruiser. I don't
I don't even know if that's worth it then
Like if I win the round my team probably does more damage and I can farm this DV faster
DVs
And I don't get this DV soon, I believe I'm 8
But sometimes like I take this this catch-out stuff and I don't catch out until like 43
But then sometimes I take it on 3-7. Or I cash it on 3-7. Oh, Tom, thank you.
Alright. I thank them.
I hope the hero likes me.
I call him out.
Ionia, Bruiser, Juggernaut.
Bruiser, Juggernaut?
Ionia
Well, I'm in the actual water that shit was legit ass
That just means I'm in the juggernaut just means I play a shavanna for free but like in the scenarios that you hit swing
I guess you can play swing plus
And if you wanted to have fun you can play like warwick singed by closeover
Warwick, Swing, and Shyvana and play 4 Juggernaut, but the moment you do that you probably lost
two placements because you get taxed on having fun.
So I do believe I will be avoiding the tax and have no fun with the game.
It's Christmas, can you go Warwick, bro?
But the thing is, you think you're having fun because you get to play Warwick, and then
after you watch two fights of Warwick, instead of having fun, you just get depression.
It just sits there, out of the tank, and he's dead.
And now you have no damage because all your items are on that piece of garbage.
I
Onia
What's the Masiya nothing
What is the Masiya do 12 armor and mr
Juggernaut Sunflower gate a
What is this?
Okay, how much physical damage have we done so far?
11k?
Honestly, I'm like on pace.
Each tile plus one.
What?
2? No, I need the 4th shot, man. The 4th shot was like 1k damage. And now I'm screwed.
Wait, does it even proc overkill? It probably does, right? There's no way I did 15k damage
four fights. Like it must be proccing over kill, I think.
Demacia.
What the?
Excuse me.
I am getting no damage because the board has 50 HP on it.
I mean maybe, okay, honestly this shoots four times as a gig of steel.
Two!
Eh!
No!
Like, is it the foreshot actually 1k damage?
Yes.
And then, if that one round, like me not getting the foreshot twice in a row is a straight
up bad beat.
Like, on average, you probably lose like 5 hp for that because the one round where
I don't have the dv attached out, might be like the difference, I mean, it might
like it probably will be the difference of the fight and then yeah now I'm all
bored
a bow
At least she's not gonna go down, Joe.
23.
Tier.
I actually wouldn't even mind Recon Bob.
2, 2.
But if I roll, double-fie, and it's kinda fine because I have a bruiser, I'll just put another bruiser on the field probably.
I might as well put more Ionians on the field as well.
I'll just go item grab bag.
For fuck item grab bag man, I'm no loser, I'll get an item out of mine.
14 gold is 14 gold, dudes.
I can go shen plus you see oh for uh
To
Echo, long shot, ward in, like drop, I'm not doing that.
32 to level, juggernaut, maybe you can unlock rides on 7.
Maybe game's ball there's some shit.
We're even two.
i love to get 30 o
and i'll probably not play 10 in this game
i have a
i have juggernaut plus 1 so i definitely want to play shabbat on my board
i have ionia plus 1 so i'm probably just going to be playing 5 ionia
and i have uh... what else do i have
bruiser plus 1 so i'll probably just play 4 bruiser
So I'm probably playing 4 Bruiser, 2 Juggernaut, 5 Ionia.
And try to cap round rise, but I don't think you need to.
If you natural rise, then yay.
But if you don't natural rise, then it's like whatever.
Yeah, like Vali, Vali, Shyvana, 5 Ionia with set.
Oh man, I lost my streak.
I could also unlock Kabuko and play Scion, Scion Leblanc, Swain, Scion Leblanc, Swain.
i could hit a random investment i mean it doesn't matter you just buy some two stars man
gg's
fucking diana player man it's actually disgusting
but then i'm gonna have to unlock the buko
wait
oh
okay
fucking diana player
Okay. 42.9.
loris
loris to
juggernaut
make sure i don't miss swain, that's actually good
i'm not missing the dumbass swain man, calm down, tier, ginsu ie
it's just gonna be ginsu ie dvd this game
i'm just waiting for this fucking
Holy...
not celebrating but Leona random Diana on board no
scion for bruiser don't want to unlock a book oh I mean I could I'll just unlock
it I for now I guess
I'm like too healthy though so I probably want to suck one belt tier BFBF
BFBF BFBF
okay well I'm definitely playing
I definitely want to play towards Ryze's game.
Maybe I don't want to play towards Ryze then.
I don't even want to unlock...
I mean, I might close IE.
built here raw chain
raw chain play around like built here finished rhymes whatever fuck it
half last whisper half the F item I don't think it was Volibear
Kindred, Kindred sent a Volibear, Kindred sent a Volibear
I didn't kill a single unit, I didn't spawn.
Am I close? No? What the fuck are you, like, wait, what?
Bro, how? I like, what, like, almost all my rounds.
Bro, this helmet sucks.
Oh, Bronze for life.
I
Own your plus one
I don't really want to roll that much because I want to...
Who am I only needing?
What is it? Magic damage?
I'll just put on this for now.
The usual items are set.
And that BF Glove...
How many traits? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
I can drop Kabukko...
Set.
Am I just 5 only anyway?
Bro, I'm like not 7 because I'm trying to get this.
But it's not...
It's not cashing out.
I have to wait another round so I'm just I'm just down to a third item because I'm not
not making this but I do need glasses for though.
Minara, we must cleanse this land of our enemies.
Both of these units.
Stand at your side once more, Minara.
and best of two is the best of two, do you need it?
My board is a pile of shit.
I have two synergies on my board.
I'm never playing this.
Also how do I unlock?
I'm trying to think it was just a...
Don't I actually always want to play 5-Ionia here?
I lost to someone in fast time by the way.
Don't I actually always want to play 5-Ionia?
I unlock Melt.
But my spot was actually so easy for me to play 5-Ionia.
I think it's I need Swain
Like if I bruiser my synergies are too good. I
Think I'll make also there's a wukong too, but I need last whistle
Okay, at least I'm I'm not DV here a dead unit dead unit. I put like I was playing five
I own you with bronze for life. I don't get it
Targon doesn't even count. Everyone unlock this shit.
Like what is this?
I'm like trying not to play
The synergies but like
Oh great, and now I get to die in it again
It's probably Syrophine Loris plus a Nautilus
and I just dropped such a game.
You know R2, my board is actually stable.
The R6 my board is actually good.
I'm like, draven for world of the fuck.
I'm not gonna do anything.
in order to, but now I can't roll anymore.
What is this, Juggernaut?
I'm 4-I-L-E-A.
Okay, well, at least I mean I can't roll anymore.
It was, I should have just taken...
Bro, it feels so bad not taking Bronze for life, but I feel like my board was actually...
Like, when's my game actually solved?
If I just take belt, no I'm not taking belt though.
But I can cash out.
Yeah, like I could have just taken soul awakening and into my game actually just done.
But now like I got weaker just to get broad for life value.
Like what the fuck is this?
I've kindred on bench, man.
Oh my, I fucking baited by the emblems.
3 Ionia. I don't get it. I mean, I probably never played this though. It's just Lord
Seraphine. Well, like, now I have a Lord Seraphine level fail 6. But, like, this board, if I
I just took Soul Awakening, I'm pretty sure I don't have to roll this deep.
But now I'm one gold.
GP.
What is this?
Okay, I definitely want to do a very this.
If I go throw, nah, fuck that fan, I'll give the mother of her two-shirt.
There's a Brock in the lobby, and the singer does not.
But I don't have any balls for the whole...
But actually, you should probably just do Royal Husk.
Okay, yeah, I'm level rewarded.
Who do I think?
Honestly, I don't even think I lost placements because I got bailed out by everyone else just getting killed by the High Rollers.
The only way I can beat these guys if I'm like level 9 with like, Molly 2.
Can I beat this guy?
I mean, I'm not beating this guy.
Can I beat this guy? No. Diana. Diana.
T-hex, Brock. I mean, I'm probably dead, but I mean, it's fine.
Not really.
Who the fuck do I beat?
Yeah, there's a mouse on the right side. I got baited by this fucking Bronze for Life, man.
I got two of them and I ripped Bronze for Life, but there's no fucking way I needed to roll for Bronze for Life.
Ah, great, Diana. I don't know if that line is...
Yay.
But like let's say I take solo awakening these fights aren't in the deck.
Maybe I can bleed out to a fork?
I'm not beating Brock, I'm not beating T-Hex, I'm not beating Cap Diana.
Who the fuck do I beat?
I think the Brock?
The Brock lost.
Awakening Diana level 9 Diana bronze for life with like actual trades. He actually has a board
I just got faded man. No like no no like I know I had like I had three emblems
I was like oh bronze for life bet but like my emblems aren't even splash of them
Oh great Emily Wayne with the fucking raid and now I'm dead
Like they're not even the splash of them is the problem
It's not even like the amount of DR and damage amp that I gained from Bronze for life isn't
even better because if I have Ionia and Bruiser, why don't I just play Shen and Wukong and
I just have to splash one Bruiser which is Volibear and one Ionia which is Sett.
And now I have five Ionia, four Bruiser, and it's cheapest fuck.
And now I have Soul Awakening instead man.
Oh my god, now I'm fucking late man.
Oh god.
Why do I only have 4 Bruiser?
You know what it actually is?
In TFT, what is Soul Awakening?
It's kind of like a prismatic ascension. It gives your team AD and AP and then after 10 seconds of combat
You deal bonus true damage. It's just like a it's just like a rock on that.
Oh in ad dot dot dot dot question mark
Hello?
Not actually clicked I'm just gonna sit here not clicked everyone just wait
But it's like I'm lagging or something, but it doesn't say I'm lagging, so I don't think
I love you.
Lowkey Warpath in the lobby is weak
I mean it's kind of fun but I like am I actually going to catch out hopefully this guy is not that weak
This guy's not that weak either.
This guy's definitely not weak.
Oh yeah, whatever this is about, we people fuck it.
What are you at?
What is this gunfinger?
Okay, well hopefully I fight someone weak.
Great man, this guy's not even weak.
It did even cast.
I could have just played Diego.
My board fucking, I took a warpath?
Oh god, I'm not catching up.
I can already tell I'm not catching up.
Okay, but honestly, it's fine as long as you win stage three.
And stage four.
Oh, first one's free.
Oh fuck.
Bro, it's not the dip, man.
Calm down.
Look, what is my board?
I need to fight someone weak, man.
Can I buy someone weak and I can double over next turn please 20 gold wait
Nice nice nice
Okay, I mean that's pretty good six out of eight not bad
Warpath
And graves too
Wait
Grace 2 level for Trist except I have no frontline whatsoever
Is there a bruiser?
And a level for Loris, for fuck that.
I think I would be leveling for Gunslinger.
This guy is level 5, 100 streaking.
Hello!
Gargoyle, Leona, Gensu here. Hello? Please ult once.
I thought the strongest in the lobby. He's the only guy that probably leveled.
Because I already fought this guy. I'm stronger than everyone else.
And this is the worst round to lose.
Oh no no no, I'm A. Oh I'm A.
I am A.
It's not even about not dealing damage because it doesn't really matter like dealing damage on this stage.
It's more so I am broke.
I am fucking broke.
I like I I I I I
Which means I can't level this.
I can't up with the six on three one I can't up with the seven on three five
I mean, I can buy this and I mean, let me see the fights.
I'm not beating this guy.
He's five bilge water.
Oh no no no no no it's over, this game is over, just have to have this one.
A lawi two five bilge water, graze two.
My lawi didn't pass a single time.
Wait.
I'm into my bellows to uh hit these okay trist 2 okay I can also nico gp 2
okay
Okay, it's fine am I can I make econ
All right two stars are two stars I have two gold
But at least my entire board is two stars. I'm not making 10 on two six
Holy fuck. Okay, at least I have two straight, and I think I'll be...
Wow. I mean, my win con in this game is to, uh,
to cash out warpath and if I don't cash out warpath I'll mate anyway so who cares
yeah I can also cash out warpath and just pick it off with those water because
I probably won't have enough cloak.
Can I get some make please?
Not that.
Oh, definitely not that.
I can eat Juggernaut plus one I guess.
Juggernaut plus one player on rod.
It's the names of the graves.
It's actually everything.
Am I ever a cabin around Bilgewater this game?
Probably not.
What even is the Warpath cash out?
Is it good?
I think it gives five costs, right?
So it tends to be having Santa that's pretty high.
It gives 3, 5 costs, 2 full item handles, and a 2 star 4 cost, okay.
Alright well, hopefully I can't shout out this game, alright I do believe I'm fucked.
3-5, 5 stars, 2 star 4 cost, or 5 cost?
kind of demots you for damage no spirit to visage for this is for line
two emblems and a reforger I'm gonna have two reporters like how bad gonna be
I can't take scale here what I get oh bilgewater plus one with the fuck
Am I just staying by Build?
What is this? Long shot?
I mean, Yodel for now, I'll report it later.
Of course, I'll just buy stats, little heat.
Maybe I can get...
Let me pass you, fuck it.
Ah, fuck it, maybe I can see something else.
I'll just buy this after.
Okay, wait, I'm actually back no joke
We'd stop killing units. Oh, oh, yeah, three zero
I'll re-stop now and maybe I get
I
Think the 20 20 as 20 ad I'm in
Or correct
The problem I mean the thing is I build water plus one so I can actually put it on
All right, how's it looking?
What's the Warpath at?
37?
No, like, I mean the thing is, like, my spot was so bad, it just looks like I'm poor,
which I am.
But like, let's say I play standard, right?
If I don't cash out, I'm safe.
Who the fuck cares?
Just hold everything?
Just pray you hit everything?
And if you don't hit everything, just FF.
because if you don't cash out your rate anyway and then and then here it's like
yes I'm poor but like you know what I mean that's fine at least I I mean I
mean I mean I don't cash out about zero gold no problem
someone probably just got a pawn because it was a gold orb
I got a phone guaranteed
Great man, or maybe just a water pocket. I like people if you want it. I do believe you'll be taking it
Okay
Bro
Well, I better win this round, or I'm not going to be happy.
I mean what is not even bad it says what is just fucking illegal.
Nautilus 2.
I mean one Nautilus I can toggle.
It's fine. Everyone calm down. I am me.
Bro, I'm fucking neat.
Wait, Loki?
I mean, I'm probably dropping...
Okay, I got an IE. I'm not a loose.
The old water plus two I just have to make it 10 what the fuck
Okay, so how the fuck am I making the tent?
coordination I just have to make it to nine.
Fourth gunslinger in shot. Fourth gunslinger. What does this trade even do?
Growth mindset. Wait okay growth mindset nine what's easier growth mindset to
ten or coordination to nine? Is it coordination to nine better or no?
coordination to nine?
okay yeah I'll read. Now what is this? What's GP?
I mean, GP is...
Okay.
And now I just buy...
Only the units.
Fuck it.
Bro, surely I find one GP in my shop eventually, right?
He's right.
wait am I making it to 9?
I don't know if I'm making it to 9 49 I mean I I will guarantee make it to here also why
Why the fuck am I playing four dumbass gun slingers?
All your life has led to this, no.
I could toggle the way, uh, what you want.
I need a GP eventually.
Can I fight someone weak, please?
Oh, I'm gonna find a GP for sure. I just throw that big game tonight.
Okay, I mean maybe I can win a round now my board is not even that bad. I just have to win one round low key
Also, I need to unlock I mean TK is fine
I'm not done to 40 the level
I mean, tm is actually a good unit.
I can't even roll once though, it's too expensive.
I'm probably leveling next turn.
Cause I level up to 20, fuck that.
But I'll find a gp, I'll toggle down and roll my build to water, don't worry.
There's no way I don't find a gp.
I'll rate today in it. I don't spy. There's no one winning these rounds. I think I just have to prayer having a board
Let me toggle down for a higher chance of more gold, that means sometimes something to roll.
We don't have enough for sure actually.
I don't want to sell this turn Oh geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez,
Well, I would have won, I mean, I probably would have made it anyway.
I got an assault for one.
What the fuck is he doing in this case?
Oh yeah, fuck this unit.
G?
I'm a fucking beast.
Not really.
I
Decide we go by fucking now now my warpath cash out just get scammed see
Yeah, I got him
I just I just rolled a footmark
Happens Bruce pretty cheap
TK to block more
This game is not good and I think it's pretty good.
lovely tx level 2 or level 2 tx on e
loser alert new bed
wait
oh
what a thing
You are so trashed!
Oh, Warpathcash, I would see.
Wait, how do I have 3 Joggernaut?
not all is shawana
oh oh oh it goes oh oh
do i blast whisper?
yeah
i don't even want to
I
The chance to be going for fiddle three is like straight zero
Like who the fuck does that fiddle on their board I think I can go for zillion three maybe
The unit is straight trash
That guy's a bit old.
I don't...
Oh, oh.
The fuck?
when did he get the second spot don't worry about it buddy bro I'll just go for the ziggs
Who the fuck's holding Ziggs?
I just sold Ziggs.
Why am I holding Senna?
Can I even go for Kindred?
Oh I can go for Kindred, there's no Kindred on.
I can guarantee tk3 if I just tilt my entire... or not sell.
Like I toggle the build water down and just buy the last one
500 old the order doesn't reset, right?
I think I just lost my war item then.
Holy fuck, wait that's, holy fuck, oh wait it just goes to 3 star, wait what the fuck?
Wait is there any 3 star then?
What the fuck are these doing here then?
I didn't know that's how it works. If you feed TK a 3-star legendary, he turns into 3-star
legendary? What the fuck?
You can go four star
And you three star you feel it research he goes to four
Build out so hard yeah
Like bro
like I mean yes but I mean the winner I mean the winner high rolls and I don't
know you
he's right
if you hire a little in
I mean, I'm locked. I mean, it's a first. See, I'm tired. I'm
dark
Tom catch
Warfats I mean didn't I get rewarded for taking Warfats?
Like my spot was so bad right it felt bad for me so they just gave me the bailout options. Yes
For the playing arc no I played me me and we played arc yesterday. I
Don't know if they if they increase the amount of cheaters
but uh yeah we were actually having a lot of good raids and then out of
nowhere I'm just sitting across the map one shot and then and then I learned to
a raid I see like eight flares go up and I'm like oh bet time to go third
party and on my way there half a second I'm just dead and I'm like okay well I
think we know why there was just fucking ten flares in the middle of
be open bro and then you check your fucking steam profile yeah ban ban on
profile and check the steam profile and private private profile what
what did you just ask bro the thing is in our graders if you are sitting in a
bush you literally cannot be no one can see you I don't know what to tell
you. You could be the best player on the on the planet. The best MPS player on the
planet. If someone is sitting in a bush, you cannot see them. It's not possible.
Like the game, the visibility in the game, you just can't see anything. Yes?
So how is it that across the map, I'm running to go third party and I just
get fucking one shot and the time to kill in this game is pretty long like in
order for you to die
I'll draw it like it tell me if this is reasonable no I have I actually play
infinite or greater like I'm not even bad like we actually fry everyone no
cap okay listen let me just draw the map okay this is a research
administration like this is okay this is the side door this is the jump up and
then this is like the columns okay and if there's like stairs here the road is
over here I we spawn in like to the left of annex and then we see like seven
flares come up here yes and we're like oh bet it's not the third party
And we are running here the guy is here
Have that two seconds. We're all dead check the steam profile. Oh ban on ban on profile. That's not cheats
I don't know what to tell you man. No one can see anything man
You get refunded okay, but how do I get refunded by 20 minutes of lost time?
I think the better solution is that I just don't play.
What the fuck is this anti-cheat, hello?
How does it 20 minutes, oh, because sometimes you load in 20 minutes, you load in late.
Oh, oh wait, yeah, I mean it's like five minutes of lost time.
But still.
Where is the anti-cheat, hello?
20 minutes equals five.
Yeah.
Also, you know they're cheating when you're like third popping behind a rock and they just
start shooting through the rock because I don't think their cheats have like...
I don't think they actually can see you through, they just know, I think they just, it probably
just puts like a name on top of where you are because the guy just tried to shoot
me through a rock in another raid, which I don't know if that's possible either.
You're just bad. Yeah, you're right.
I just don't have game sense when they just know I'm behind the rock.
They just have better game sense than me. I'm lucky.
Wait?
Wait, Tarkov moment, yeah, like I'm just running across Green and the guy at the Raider office
just shoots through Glass, headshot across the map with fucking BT ammo.
Yeah, no that's not cheats. There's just an insane aim, I'm lucky.
What a fucking joke man. No that game!
BPM-o!
Oh, this is gonna be a Yorick, cuz I'm not Yorick, watch.
I'm kind of sad I get to play uh bro it's not even good man I'm getting no
stacks but I get to play fast ankle with that which is pretty solid day 43 no
water does not I'm a plant or at least I think there was all I know is that
any now day and negation I'm a my buddies please chat said water I'm not
plastic plate I am not a real ornament send sustenance please colon left friend
birthday the union
is there a quick tracker
oh and you're too what the fuck
I mean Simon good
I'm pretty sure I don't even mind, nah that's not true, I'd rather win, because I kind of want to stack stage 4, like I stack stage 4 while I try to unlock the, while I unlock Thresh, and then I go 9, and then I, birthday reunion Thresh.
not the list. There's Warden as well. I can unlock Raze and play 3 Build Water for
I don't even mind Niko, too.
What are you starting to do for now?
Is there anything else that's better?
Juggernaut?
I could self-recon.
Make 10 level for Twisted Fate.
I don't know if I want to sell because I didn't make 10.
Niko, too.
I kind of want a 5-3 here, but that was my tennis shirt, it's fun.
It's only one mold.
Sunfire? A bow? A pan?
I'm in last whisper as last pick that's pretty good who's the fake to I should have sold
that's where you gone.
Minus one.
Great.
My board is too strong.
So now the problem is.
I don't fuck with but I guess it doesn't really matter because I'm stacking stage four if I can tense three sex each
Four level to nine of five one my game or
Yeah
Tensory sack sex age four nine on five one
And then I just cap around the Nautilus, or I just cap around Biddle Stick, Biddle Stick
Six, Shyvana.
Thittle six, Shyvana, Kalista, Thresh.
Thittle six, Shyvana, and I might as well hold the message too.
Callista, ABCD, Rush, Ornn.
I can play Azir Seraphine.
Is that a Gold War?
Great plan.
I just want combat.
I'm not just fucking dog-shiting.
Gotta hit the trail.
And now I do believe I'm each.
But then I need Nautilus.
Who the fuck is Seraphine the worst man?
I'm not going to die.
I mean, it just depends what I get out of this shit, man.
You see the fucking five-budget possession.
Geez.
Yes, yeah.
You are a foul creation, boy.
How much more damage does your character do?
Well, fuck not, let's do it man.
Bro, I can't even slam step-ass hard.
Yes, I can.
if I lose this round because I don't sound sad that's hard oh god I didn't
like hopefully I didn't lose it send the moves
hello
whoo whoo whoo whoo how we get bailed out this game the game or the game's already
I don't know how you can ask for bail out here. I believe the game is already over
I can reforge a belt
One spark
I'm gonna play around half shows in half like a hodge or some shit I do a lot of magic damage, right?
32 to level if I win this round all level j
level 740
me. I'm fighting him. The one round I don't want to fight him. By the way, it doesn't really
matter. I'm not gonna roll a single time this game. I'm not on 5-1. And I just recap on
5-1. Actually, I think I might win this anyway. The board actually looks disgusting. You
You are ass.
I bet.
Final level, make a 30 anyway, and boom trash.
Burdenjack Eagle's set to go wave.
Spark?
Step fast?
Sub-barricade?
But this Yorick is so tanky. What the fuck?
Why do you always win something and always complain towards the end? I don't.
Wait, I feel like Shadow Isles are actually good.
I feel like the stats of Shadow Isles are bad because people are staying on the dog-ass
Viego Gwen Yorick.
And what's it called? Two fucking long.
But the ending board of Shadow Elves is actually good, the, what's his name, it's a fucking beast.
So this is actually a beast, and Thresh is a beast, but not the fucking Viego Gwen in Yorick, those units are fucking trash.
I don't know why I carry the uh
I'm sure I'm not lost this way in this though.
And then if I can win this round, I'm probably going to lose every single round on stage 4.
Who cares?
Stage 7 Fresh at this rate.
I- I'm- This is ahead of Temple, man.
TX!
Wait.
My G8 was dead.
That's half my damage, man.
Or not half.
It's more than half.
G8 was so strong.
Wait, my gg is there, that's half my damage when I'm...
Or not half, it's more than half.
My gg was so strong.
My items are fucking insane.
Spark is based on Thresh, you can just put Steadfast and Sunfire on Thresh until you
find natural items.
Shogun Lasso is based on Calypso and I have a TG.
What?
What's wrong with my items?
I do believe I would jam in that.
Nothing wrong with that.
That's uh, never mind.
There is something wrong with that.
I believe I will be going 9.
I mean I'm already 9 on 5-1 what the fuck is invested do?
Something good?
lucky item chest and gold? Holy fuck, okay.
Do I want an AP item for Thresh?
Radiant rabbitons, that actually sounds fucking disgusting.
I'm basically down a radiant but who cares I'm down a prismatic with who the fuck
cares I'm not winning a similar on my board
how far is Thresh you're probably gonna get it you usually get it on like one of these
sometimes they just get on 5-1
I have a... it's Vanquisher
close to the Vanquisher
Oh, yeah, I use good.
It's not that I use bad, but I mean, PB is better.
And I could have made PB, so I believe I'll make it to PB.
And then you can also go, like, TG.
Play around with Glove.
Alright, let me see.
Show me the good news.
131 out of 175
I think I'll actually get it one return
And it's probably not 5-1, which is actually perfect.
Okay, I have Spark, Rabidons. I probably would just try to finish Hodge or go for half BT.
Three item, two item tank, TG on Fiddlestick or on Vesa. The items are fucking insane.
I'll just have VT and then now I can go like TG on Fiddle 6 and then maybe I can get VT.
Okay, Sack 2 and GGs. I believe the game is over. Oh, Graves? Oh fuck.
does do these shitters count? wait?
did that count? I don't think so man
in fact I don't think I'm killing a single unit here
I don't get it
I didn't kill a single unit
the 5-1 on log I'm still 3 lives
and I'm rolling like 100 on a 9
And the game is actually bugged I'm pretty sure if you unlock something you have higher chance to get it
Like this game I unlocked York and I got Nico but like the time they unlock poppy I get poppy the time they're not crazy
I get graze
And this time I'm unlocking fresh and just watch I'm just gonna touch you I don't know
Wait that guy has T-Hex too.
Soon.
Wait watch this.
I
Want to roll until
A Sunfire
probably should have uh, Ashley hold wrong
Seraphine
level 9
hey
hello
I didn't kill a single unit
melt
hello
I remember.
Hello?
How is my precious dead? I think I'm on me. What?
What?
What the f-
I mean I thought this, and I thought this.
Like surely I don't find someone strong and just die, right?
Right?
I mean I actually got fucking scammed.
I'm not even weak. You think I lose to this default trash? No. I mean I'm losing to this,
I'm losing to this, I'm losing to that, and you think I lose to this default trash? You think
I lose to this trash? You think I lose to this trash? I just went nine with three lives,
And I fought TX2, Shibana2, Annie2, everything2, Ryze2, Senna2, Fawn level 9.
This guy's board is complete dog shit.
This guy's board is dog shit.
Dog shit, dog shit.
I just fought the three actual strong players.
Just look at the, look, just look.
Just use your eyes.
Yes?
Look at this board.
Now look at this board.
This is my three matchups.
Let's see who they fight, guys.
Let's watch them against, okay, nice.
Oh no, he's fighting, he's fighting the,
they need to fight.
And the dish soap just fights this guy, it's the battle of the trashboards.
I just fight one two three
No, no, no, you guys know this is a fucking scam
Look at this
Look at this I could have fought this guy
now look at this
Level eight fucking the eunora primary with no other duo carry. I could have fought that but instead I have three lives
I level to nine with three lives by the way
That shit is a fucking scam
like it no it is a fucking scam holy shit that is that is it wow that is a
reverse Christmas miracle there's I there's three people that are strong in
the lobby out of eight players then I lower all one and three into a one and
three into a one and three like I
I fight literally anyone else and it's a three-placement swing because their boards are complete dog shit
They are complete dog shit
Like if you repeat that game 100 times, I think you bought four or five times, maybe.
I- Wow.
Okay, sure.
Geez.
I- I mean, geez, I guess.
I guess I just played poorly because I won 6, unlucky.
No, my board was fucking nasty.
It's not even what the fuck was that lobby, it's what the fuck was that matchmaking.
And if you don't think that's matchmaking RNG, I don't think you should play TFT, man.
Like if you're just sitting there like question mark, why didn't you roll an 8, you won 6?
That's not how you look at the game.
It's just a straight fucking fluke.
what the fuck was that shit?
I- I- wow.
What the fuck was that?
Holy fuck.
This is a bad beat.
Ah...
It is a bad beat.
I mean, you literally can just scout the lobby.
On average, this board on 5, 1, 5, 2, 5, 3 will win like 2.5 rounds out of 3.
But I mean, I just fight giga cap, giga cap, giga cap, and all the trashcans are fighting
each other or the clone.
Nice, man.
GDs.
Like dish soap. You're sitting there? LMAO! If you've fought my board, I do believe you'll
be getting a hundred owed. Not I believe, you believe it as well. What the fuck was
that?
I think I could win. That's some fucking cap.
That is a fucking cap of penis.
I wrote the right word you lost to?
Wait, really?
Oh, okay, never mind.
I believe it is not our 100-zero.
Oh, I don't get it.
I'm tired.
3 reached
Bob Jane
The bug Jane
No, the rest is actually good man
No, the unit is actually good
The tanking damage is bad.
It's actually good.
If you put Thresh 2-3 item, Kalista 2-3 item, I won't even put Ornn 2.
What a shit average.
I
Don't exclude Diego when and if you see your it's not working. I mean I guarantee you exclude your community to get your cap
so it's like
The stats are gonna be too good, so maybe you don't see York
3.3 50% win rate is that bad not really
Really, it's like York. Let's do what happened over here
2.93 21% when rate I mean it's actually good you can actually get in
Oh
The bigger they are, the harder I hit them
Oh good
Hey now I'm stuck
Well I didn't put anything else I mean I can put I can put the brushes like
everything and again it's just egregious it's sage it's five one by the way
and being kept that's really bad just just no either you are the dumbest
motherfucker on the planet either you the dumbest motherfucker on the planet or
it's a great
21% when we did that.
Alright, dream dreams.
Wow.
I mean, I'm not sending no fucking...
I'm not sending no fucking Marullo, man.
Fuck that.
Pandora's bench gate 3.
Rod belt tier.
I just hard forced.
Oh wait.
Being a scion and a briar, bring her a ruined rod belt tier and I fuck that.
I'm going to roll once I can unlock Shenpaird, because I'd rather hold the one
God's pairs. Uh, is this paired? No. Is Shen paired?
Why? Something? Kiana. Kiana paired. Shen paired.
Gee.
Brought you're hard to see I'm using one BS or in like I mean you had to find something
It's fucking right
Paired how do I get an India?
All right, and now I just a okay
GG's.
This guy has...
each dial.
Each dial.
Wait, you think this hatch is being taken?
Wait?
mining drill you think I'm getting the mining drill hopefully or I believe I'm
fucked oh the k3 doesn't even matter like that's just useless because the
thing is even if you hit k3 you still need to find lords to and buy an
oriano or you can't even are you I mean the Klan 3 is good because it gets
eaten by the TNs and all of us TNs but like I mean let's say K3 this
is that even good? No. Is this a good one-go-long-incense-over-gate-three probably?
I
Show me show me the Loris
Oh
I could roll three not really is there
Okay, does anyone know?
Where are the Caitlyn's?
I found two Caitlyn's in my shop, then I found one Caitlyn from Bardo, and that's it.
Katelyn, bro, it's not even good, man.
Well, I mean, I'm fine.
I mean, you have to build front line items eventually.
You have to build anti-heal eventually, and I mean, I have it.
I'm going to find center of this game.
Don't worry.
BS Word is half IE.
A belt is like half guard breaker.
is half the fucking the morella when I get another belt of the half crown guard
for whatever the fucking tears have nothing 200% of GD's. See?
Alright, show me the vine and the Loris.
Preferably the Loris.
These Ions are not looking the best.
Oh, see?
Uhhhhhhh...
Reroll.
Hello?
Alright.
BF? I mean I just need a glove and then another glove. I mean I'm not trying to build them
dumbass GS man. I mean I actually need to go Gumblade IE plus one. This game is probably
going to be Gumblade, i.e. Guardbreaker?
Hello.
Belt, and then I play around bow to your chain.
Bow, play around bow.
Flash, leave replication, if I get a glove.
If I get a BF, that's also good.
Miss-hole.
Hero grab bag.
And then nothing in here will grab back and we fuck that. Oh Loris. Okay, nice of you. I'm gonna go
Unlock this
And I go DB IE
And I'll show Jensenna
I'm getting two more swords, right?
D.B.I.E. Gumbly Shogun Senna. J?
Senna. I mean I will find Senna and I kill the Tierra and then I have Belt Chain, I'll probably just make it somewhere then.
And then I play a bow for half last whisper.
As soon as this rolls Caitlyn, I just win out, don't worry.
If you find a Caitlyn in your shop, you can just sell the fucking Twosaur on God.
No, the guy in China that won Tricks his comp took this one, so I'll be taking this one.
Hello?
Can I get the Caitlyn, please?
American T-Hex clears!
I mean the guy took he took work the weight
Weren't the weight in a sonar level five true zero on three five and one out, but what the fuck was that?
Work the weight. Hey, yeah, fuck it didn't hit Caitlyn. Yeah, I'm just gonna force it anyway
What?
Patrick dumbass Keanu man I have one free roll
GG's
Hello?
Outchain?
Hello?
Where's the Caitlyn?
I don't get it.
I'm one of I too.
I'm three.
I don't get it.
I'm one of I too.
I'm three.
I don't get it.
I'm one of I too.
Oh my god.
And I also need Vi3 or Vi2 when we're still here.
Okay, M3 plus 170.
Have you rolled a Caitlyn? Oh, I rolled one, that's pretty good.
Loistard, two rolls.
I don't want to roll because I don't I don't mind if I lose great this Pandora's
spudges not doing nothing man fucking dog dog game and now I'll meet
All right 32 that's fine. Don't worry. Do not worry
Why do
To three rolls
I didn't hit how I
Would choose here or doesn't matter because you unlock the tears you're not losing another round man
And then you just mining through the straight tonight. Oh great the Loris is here you fucking idiots. Oh my oh actually wait
Maybe it maybe it works it it it combines. Oh
Great Loris it might in the next shop nice
I just realized, do I need some floor cost for Seraphine?
I just sold a gear.
And a Belvet.
Can I just believe this is part 2?
I mean, I have to find the- I have to find the fucking TX this turn so I don't lose this round.
But, uh, yeah. I mean, I didn't find Lotus too.
In fact, I didn't even find the Caitlyn.
Yeah. Oh, don't worry TX! Woohoo!
I just have to be...
I have to go combat.
It should be stable if I can hit a...
Seraphine. I need a roll for...
I'm not gonna fight in TX2. It's not gonna be a golden eco diff.
You need the combat or you're not gonna even after you hit you're not going to win a single round. TX1 is going to be stable regardless.
Like if this rolls into TX like whatever I'm lucky.
But if I had T-Hex I'd be at 30 HP.
I'd be at 30 HP, then I'd find a Seraphine hit mining drills and I'm level 950 gold
on 5-1.
But uh, yeah.
Oh nice.
GG's.
Oh nice GG's I am so far behind I see people with six
pulled over on fucking three one or three five well imagine I take match built
here nice man I can play the game here no
I
Seraphine whoa mining drill
I mean I just have to pray this is enough to win
Like if I if I'm two lives don't actually win this game
Probably
Also, you know, if I took that, I'd be dead already.
If I took Maxville, would I have been dead yesterday?
Oh thank god there's a glove.
Okay.
You still went out, you are really?
How?
Look at my board.
Oh my god, like I just needed like two lives
with mining drill and I actually just win the game.
But I can't even unlock TX until 4-2
when I invest an entire augment into it.
Miss TX-2.
It said not really, I'd be dead, man.
I mean, I could play double TX,
and then I'm just gonna play mining drill.
If I die, I die.
Bad B. Bad B.
Cache out
Wait?
Holy fuck!
Reverse bad B!
Alright, one more turn of mining drills, and then I just level to eight, and then I roll
for five costs and just pray I hit TX2.
And then let me drop the two shitters.
Let me drop the two shitters for Nautilus, Shyvana,
or probably not Shyvana in this game, and Braum.
Well, imagine I had two lives, isn't the game just over?
If I had two lives here, tell me right now,
the game's not over.
I could just keep mining drill.
I don't even have the roll on eight,
and I just go nine, man.
Ah.
it's just a it's just a bad beat
Where are... can you mind neutral on neutrals?
You can, right?
I mean, I can play this but it's not even, I mean it's trouble for sure.
I.E.
Am I supposed to eat my Senna?
Oh, I'm just gonna eat this piece of shit.
Am I supposed to eat my Senna?
Or am I supposed to itemize this T-Head instead of Senna?
I see what we're doing but I don't even know if it's stronger.
Okay, it is stronger. It is fucking stronger.
Dude, it's a fucking beast.
I'm just saying I had two lives the game was over man, and I'll leave
Yeah, bad job at HP I would just be I'm pretty sure I would have won that round
I'm pretty sure I would have won that round with uh with mining drills and I
didn't just sit here and greed mining drills and go straight to nine
and now I do believe I made
I
Don't know do I've got
Yeah, I could never go on this game anymore
I mean, I can't play a week forward with with one like
What the ball game
4-3. Pandora's Bench for a 4-3 T-Hex.
How is this even possible?
You can't take Maxfield.
I'd have been dead.
I could have taken Maxfield if I had more lives, maybe.
It doesn't TPU to T-Hex too, and I'm at one life.
I don't know what to tell you, man.
I just did not hit T-Hex until 4-3 with Pandora's Bench.
I see people unlock T-Hex on 3-2.
I'm just sitting here rolling once for two stages and I don't even think I saw a single
Caitlyn.
I think I rolled for every single one of my Caitlyn's and then I rolled two at three cost
and I think I rolled for every single one of my Vy's and every single one of my Loris.
Oh my god, this fucking, ah.
Oh, good.
Four, three.
I'm tired.
I'm not.
What?
What happened?
I
Wait, who wait who hosted me? I didn't see it
Where
Well, you want chicken I'm down for chicken
Big beams. Oh, how was his uh, how was his AVD today? Let me go check. Hopefully not good. Oh, fuck you, man
He probably okay, honestly, he probably did well today and he just he says to send descendant viewers here
How was I hit? Who called you? Next turn?
Who am I even talking to?
I've been closed to play a game.
Even have fun? Like, if, okay, let me, let me, let me explain, right?
If, if I was here to have fun, it's fine.
Like, I, I legit could not shut up if I could wait, right?
But if I have to fucking try, try to play the game for ladder snapshots, it's so fucking annoying, man.
I
Just okay, here's the plan. Let me just climb to 10 billion LP
Offstream at tonight, and then when I count the 10 million LP, I'll go I'll go nice first and we'll have some fun
Bro, it's all this miserable place here for you, it's kind of funny
I could play my early game with a bow.
Don't think I'll be doing that actually.
Eh, yeah, whatever, fuck it.
Two gears!
I mean my opener was actually illegal. I hate Vayne, Tussar, or Lowy, but I believe it'll be a hard force.
Bow to your belt, no problem. I could have just went
spirit visage, play around bow, and then I have a Unara too.
Oh, wait, G?
For seven?
How is that even possible?
What?
What the fuck are these?
Hello? Oh, yeah.
Uh, yes, please.
Alright, I guess I'll play Wind Street, you shall expeditionist.
Check the streak, please.
Bro, you're not surviving until 5-2 with a dumbass millio on your board, I can tell you that.
I mean, you can win streak, you don't have to lose streak, there's some win streak quests, everyone calm the fuck down.
I mean, I'm down.
He's seven for 275.
Re-roll the shop five times.
I mean, I couldn't roll for Bard.
All right, well that means I just want to make
All right, nice and I refresh my and I refresh my
I mean, I mean, my quest was shit.
Level 5 with 4 units, great man.
And now I'm fucked.
You think I can kill some units though?
Oh, it's not seven or early motherfucker.
I don't want to be like too weak, but I don't want to be too strong.
You think I can kill this?
Okay.
Now I think gold might actually be more valuable here than barred.
I think on 335 or whenever I cash out this quest the the quest that I'm going to see like 100% of the time is
Going to be uh
It's gonna be by exp. There's actually no bug away
I don't like I don't know how like if I get fucking bad beat it on some on some garbage ass quest again
I that's just a fucking this game is just dog shite
How is this guy on the same org as I who thought thought thought?
bro
No, it's probably narrow. I mean that was actually the go
What's the Ionia?
I think I absolutely won.
Because I didn't sell.
Actually, this cat I'm killing, it didn't cast. I won. Enow me.
Hello? Okay.
Yeah, uh-huh.
No, I didn't see it.
Sorry.
Wow.
Oh, this is play.
Thank you.
Hello?
Alright, I lose 4 into a bite EXP quest.
This chicken is good as fuck, so it's brother made bummerhouse chicken again.
Unclickable quest 36 nope let's not do that
Why am I so poor
I then need to know, kid.
What happened earlier?
Can you stream three weeks every six months?
You're right.
I'm buzz balling.
So maybe you should stop then.
Keep fucking right.
The problem with board thinking is I'm pretty sure I need the quest. He's right.
No, it's just you have to, as soon as this catches out, it's going to be by ESV.
And I need the fucking money to buy the ESP or I'm never gonna cash out Brock.
But now, I can over level.
Like I said, I can buy ESP to buy ESP.
I can over level and not care because I can get ESP here.
See?
I'm gonna have hodgster act, I'm pretty sure this unit really wants how you go.
Wait, that's one?
No!
Bro!
Six out of seven, good one man.
X fucking D, six seven.
Jesus fucking Christ.
The other 200 points, it's going to be by USB, just trust.
By USB, it's every rolls.
just wait please like I just give me a buy you a free quest please because and
then the next one I get the
they feel bad for me
Does it feel bad for me?
Jeez.
See?
I mean this is why you don't go fucking dumbass forward thinking.
And then the next one I just get a roll quest and I believe the game is over.
I just need 60 and I'm still 3 lives guaranteed.
I hope I got a cloak so at least I got a lost spawner.
I have to play a fucking, what's it called on my board man?
I'm out of gold.
I have to play a fucking, and then now I have to slam these items where I can't cash out.
I'm starting to think it was not these.
Wait!
What?!
That's it?
Wait, how do I only have six? What level was this guy? How? How is that even possible?
This is my board? Are we on fucking crack?
Also, how do I- did I not get scammed here? Like, wait, what? How the fuck did the previous
He's seven years old where I got six
What is this a dead unit
Okay, well I can't roll anymore
I have a Keon on my board, man.
I have a Keon on my board.
Wait, I'm pretty sure I would actually kill enough.
I swear, if I get scammed out of...
Okay, nice, jeez.
Kinda sucks out of one life, but it's fine.
I believe my what's-a-called doesn't have a single fucking item it has a beady
Whoa beady
Yeah, baby
I mean probably imagine I just get the roll quest. I'll be four lives cashed out man. I don't get it
Drop drop drop
Brock
Nasis?
3-3 rolls.
Zilean 2. Am I- Am I not going Nasis too? Fuck no I'm not.
B.T.
Okay, what do I do with the last item?
I kind of disagree for IE, I think.
I can carry Zilean. Is Zilean even better?
No Invoker, Zilean.
Alright, hopefully I get an IE eventually.
I have dead Niko on my board, basically.
But I mean, the Zilean helps me get a one roll plugin.
The Zilean helps me get to, uh...
I mean, I can drop Vi Niko,
Booto, Boobatom's a zillion, for Orianna, that's 3 piltova.
I have a dead unit, double nade 6-4.
Piltova.
And then it's healthy get to 9.
I mean, even if I lose this round, I'm probably not bad, right?
I would think it'd get like 4-0 to die, which is, if I get 4-0 to die, it looks kind of
weird.
But like, if I got a better quest, I just wouldn't hit him instantly, yes.
15 story speed
I mean I'm not need to go in that shit oh am I dead I mean I'm not even a fucking
is here too man. Hello? I'm dead as fuck man.
I don't get it, it's probably ashen a 0-2 dip as well, man.
It's not a 5-2 board, it's a bad beat.
Like the game, like this fucking augment, the entire worst positioning known to me, by
positioning, was the only reason the fight was close.
My Brock killed his entire right side.
Oh my god.
If the quest...
If that last...
I think I have low rolled.
Not only did I low roll the first quest,
where I just have to pump for no fucking reason.
I also have...
I mean, the only quest that I high rolled...
was the by EXP.
I could have just taken more EXP, I could have taken roll, I could have taken...
Some of these quests are just straight trash.
Like the augment is broken as fuck, man.
It's just, I mean, you just have to high roll some quests.
I played, it's not like I played poorly, the fucking...
I saved my gold so I could use the EXP quest.
Like, it's different if I took...
If I had no game knowledge of how the Ishtel quests work and I took forward thinking,
Like yeah, then that's on me. But when you look at these fucking quests, like what the fuck are these quests?
They're just so fucking dog shit
On stage 4 I get the quest where you reroll your shop in X amount of times.
I cash out broth with 40 HP. I would have 9 on 5-1. I can just 9 on 5-2.
And I would just, it's a 5 placement swing. Instead of 6 on 1st.
GG's.
I had to just, I had to spend 12 gold on 2-1.
I would have prepared you in cus.
That's a half guard.
I need your IE, Glove, VF.
I mean, I can also play a board.
Yeah, that's not too bad, but that's unlocked.
I don't care, I'm just gonna lock it. It can contest 4 people. 4 people can play this
shit. Not really.
Oh
Oh, she's not even contested.
Gee, and then I win the round because I fight all week, make ten, and never mind.
But I could win this round, make 10, and farm a gate.
Hmm
Probably need the rolls on
I don't know the map
Are you suppose if you're four gates are you supposed to roll on on three here?
No, what's what's the math?
Or are you supposed to roll for?
I'm pretty sure it's for
Not pretty sure I'm like almost on the sport
Even if you can't even fucking matter you need doors to 42 by 2
Oh yeah, they're free rolls, but you don't even want Caitlyn, but like after you hit
Caitlyn, you're still not gonna win a single round.
I'm down to roll on four for one copy of Caitlyn, like five Caitlyn's, and then maybe six Caitlyn's.
Six Caitlyn's, and then I'll still roll on five.
And then when I'm close, I'm gonna just fucking send that shit.
I have a belt
I guard item IDB I guard I guard
I guard I
IEDB, IEDB, IEDSS, Guard.
Okay, I'll be the only one to go up then.
Is there a Loris?
Hmm, I guess I can go for this item.
Let's say I go guard is it db?
Yes.
And if I go db is it guard?
Yes.
Okay.
It's done, fuck it.
I'm glad you'll have my back, Vy.
Let's keep the chaos to a minimum, shall we?
I mean, it's not even good.
Where is the Loris?
I need to unlock this dumbass Loris.
Hello.
Lawrence, please.
Or I'll log Orianna.
Well, you know what I mean, man.
I let my hands do the talking.
I mean he's probably just all I'm not gonna bother trying to open
I'm sorry I didn't find him.
Alright, I'm down to roll for one Caitlyn, and then I'm just gonna roll on five.
That win?
Holy shit, I didn't think of one unit lost.
one unit loss. I bet. GG. If I'm like 8 Katelyns and not even close to, okay, well I mean,
no no no no, like I'm sure that you find one fucking Loris, man. Wait, what's the plan?
If you don't find Loris, what the fuck is the plan? You're just screwed? Ah! This
This comp's pissing me off, man.
Okay, if I have five gatelins, let me roll until like one more.
Okay.
I'm gonna make sure I don't lose this.
Alright.
What? That's my Gold Orb? No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Oh no no no no no no no no no no!
That's my Gold Orb?
20%?
Roll?
One roll, GG's.
No, you can't go 6, I don't have enough, I don't have enough Caitlyn.
If I go 6 and I find the Loris, what happens if I can't find Cait 3?
I
One more Caitlyn all of the six
One more Caitlyn I love with the five one more came out of the six and then I you know, I'm sort of all the work so I can
Boxing lessons healing orbs
Look in game 25% attack speed I
Don't want to backline my fucking key heads name
All right, I'm the Caitlin. Oh Lori G
I remember I was good later, but I don't really want to kill, I'm not building no dumbass BD.
And I can go DB with guard breaker.
I could also go IE Gumbly, IE Gumbly, guard breaker and finish three items, but I should
probably just finish guard breaker before DB.
When you cash out TS you need to do the other things over.
If you cash out TS and you lose rounds, I think you might get banned.
This is very exciting.
The heart of Piltovr is its people.
I'll roll two, uh...
Okay, one more loss.
You know what's game? 18% damage amp increased by 1%?
Okay, is it 18% damage amp right? Like this is the best one? Probably. Okay.
I believe I high rolled. Rockets, that is the worst one.
What the fuck does rocket do?
Rocket echo.
I mean, yeah, let's just not play for a mining drill.
I should probably hold this a little bit more.
Loris with cloak?
No.
Finish the guard breaker, because I can just go Gumbly last item.
All right
The possible to win without K3 and TX probably but you probably need to build over plus one and just start pushing tempo
Maybe it just doesn't have enough damage
You did like when he cast the game to shield so it's like you take it up if your frontline's dead you're gonna be dead
You either have enough damage or you don't
Therapy
Heck, you love it!
Okay, well then I might as well...
...suck one.
Because I get three rolls while I unlock this shit.
Alright, T-hex, and here comes the mining drills!
I
Yeah, it's the tears eats the eats the dude the Caitlyn and that's why it's so strong
Please show me the fucking mining drills if there's no mining drills. It's just the game is just fucking awful man
I mean, I guess I don't really care if I want to lose.
on at least.
Plane barred the farmcate.
Nope.
If I lose?
It does not matter, don't worry.
I'm still two lives.
I believe the game is over.
It's just out on K3s, that's why it's still weak.
Exterminate.
Alright.
And I'm greeting out of the item because it's a, it could be DB.
And then if I don't natural Caitlyn 3 next turn, I just roll for 1 Caitlyn
And then I just level for, I just level to 9, no joke
Double IE, angle QSS
QSS Guard IE, allowed
Yeah
That's unproven as fuck actually. Fuck I'm late. I don't match it.
Aw, great.
I have to actually use real gold for this shit.
Hello?
I believe the game is over.
Two lives? Mining Drill?
Mining Drill, two lives! GG's!
Anyone?
But you need frontline items there, okay? I will be getting them.
Just wait.
What does mining drills do? Just you'll see. Look at my gold right now.
Okay look at my gold right now. I mean okay actually I'm kind of scared now
because I actually have to win one of these rounds.
And now I'm down a frismatic.
So, hopefully I can win one of these rounds.
If this guy has this shit, okay, money monsoon, that's what I like to see, oh, that's not
good for me.
Wait, complete is better than QSS?
Oh, really?
So this is the one of the three!
Hello!
Bro, what the fuck?
No.
Hello?
I've lost my mind.
Hello?
I believe it is a Gumbly Diff.
Oh, actually am I still too loud at this stage?
What's my HP?
12? Oh, I'm still too loud at this stage.
I'm second one then, fuck this shit.
Like if I fight this guy, this guy's board is complete fucking piss.
This guy's board is fucking piss.
Oh.
Nah, I can kill enough.
Bad beat.
I don't have enough money to own a fucking shit.
I'm guaranteed a life, see?
I have to get 4-0 to die. You think I'm getting 4-0ed buddy? No.
I mean, I do believe I will be greeting this mining drills a little bit more.
I'm still two lives, who cares.
In fact, maybe I just go fast 10.
Like am I not level 10 if I can just win two more rounds?
I think I forwarded it on it.
That's not happening.
Wait, what? I didn't eat?
Wait, what? How?
You fucking piece of shit ass game man.
You fucking dog ass game.
This is a 50-50, there's no way.
DB, I mean that's true this.
A DB, a guard, an IE?
What do I have?
I have no anti whatever the fuck, but who cares?
Automatic components, a GG's.
How is everyone so weak bro and my board is illegal man
I can play, I'm not doing that, I'm not a loser, I just dropped this plus this for
double tx was illian
may not just play around a little stick
what the fuck
are you supposed to eat orianna? what do you even eat? what do you even do? orianna?
I don't know. What is it working on, I wouldn't... a caster?
Man or region? Nothing.
Wait. Wait. Wait. Oh, bad. I didn't even have anti-arbor. I'm a beast.
Okay, if I have Senna too, surely this is better until another TX2, right?
And I just put all the items on Senna.
Like, the game's not that in balance, right?
I haven't said anything that's actually good at slow-
I see what the darkness is afraid of, witness the sphinx of the noxus.
Mining drill.
GGs.
Why is lobby so weak?
The lobby is not weak, my board is just illegal.
Why is lobby so weak?
Nara 105-1? No.
QSS Last Whisper Morello Last Whisper
the
wall
Oh
How
I'm piece middle on it
Do you want hui hui? Oh can I get two hui hui's?
Hui hui.
Okay.
Mining drill, GG's!
GG's!
Like fucking this like bro this mining drill shit. It just does not make sense man. You can just farm 7 million gold
It's just it just like fits it the calm is just too easy with my end drill no gap like let's say you cash out with two lives
You cash out with two lives and then you're gonna beat all the midrollers on stage 4, you're gonna lose to the highrollers, but it's fine, because you can beat the majority of boards on stage 4 and it just farm gold.
And then you just recap around TX2 and if you hit TX2 you win out. If you don't hit TX2 you're 8, but whatever.
Yeah, and and you can farm on PvE, which is in those sense you just get Cisco for pre on PvE really?
Oh, yeah, if I bought Baron, that guy will smoke.
What is this chicken?
What is it?
Hoi Hoi?
it's like some like sugar paste in like a I don't know
No hindsight though.
Definitely no hindsight.
Yeah.
No hindsight.
pretty good to be.
I don't know if it's prizefighter augment, it used to be good, but I think with the,
like the power creep of Augments? I feel like this shit sucks.
Like a five component opener?
Like even if it's a gig opener, it's a five component opener.
I don't even think I beat that guy ever whatever I'm not just trying to scale my board fucking
I think this guy I could have beat though, but I don't know if I beat him if I don't have a defender in
Hello
It's fine, that's I mean that's not good
I would be the majority
I played the boss in this game
What the fuck is this guy, who's beaten this guy by the way?
Who can kill this Alawi?
Gargoyle, Visage, Bramble?
And this is also Bramble Augmented?
I'm starting to think I should have sent IE.
What the fuck is this?
I can actually beat the bramble guy if I have, uh, ginsu on Karasol, which I'll never get, on top of...
...on top of Tristu.
can you mod my brochers oh yeah slash mod changing 907 slash mod sit oh wait oh fuck wait what
Like after getting this vein.
So why did I, why did I sack my streak?
Why did I sack my streak then?
Cuz I'm pretty sure I'm just always the mossy with the same
And I just played for a good good force and I'm out of here
And I think I lost anyway
If I get bow I just go cracking I already have
Long shot
Okay, ABCD demacia
It's a five item opener
Hello, oh, but the Hoyway is arrived
It's just like a, yeah, it's like a toasted pancake with like some kind of
toasted like pancake with like some sweet paste in the middle
what oh no it's not it's not red bean
right side.
Front lower.
This is good.
All right
I beat the other two like oh my I mean I can't I don't want to send my dad I beat the other two man
This is the only guy I lose to it. I need to get this in this component
So I can kill the circle without sending adaptive man. I mean, I do this is a fucking bad beat
What the fuck is this shit?
Oh, what?
I'm broke
Well, I'm gonna take tiny a second in play towards the Masiya
I'm pretty sure I'm just playing Reworld in this game.
okay nice there's two openers and then there's this guy, guess what I'm gonna fight guys?
that's pretty good
Like, fighting the weak players, when you take indecision is really good.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I'm not sure what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
this is doomed
I am fucking broke
This is a bane with a glove, but I kind of need to finish tracking.
Nice.
I got a bow.
I don't even know what prismatic I even looking for
Is this going to be a Niko 2 lift?
Probably not.
Maybe.
This is the one matchup where it might matter.
it might matter.
It probably won't matter, actually.
I'm just gonna grab the link, I'm just gonna turn it over.
Alright, show me the good news.
Surely I can win one round, right?
So to cash out this this third component
Tri-fecta how many three costs is my comp run one giant mighty on Demacia prismatic ticket
I need this main three like now or I do believe I'm fucked
I'm too poor to go 8. I have to hit Vayne 3, and hopefully it helps me hit Garen 2 and
Lux 2. And if I don't hit- oh great, now I have item. If I don't hit Garen 2 and Lux
I'm at roll down, I'm at half.
Garen 2 Lux 2 Vayne 3.
Garen 2 Lux 2 Vayne 3 on 4-1.
I am fucked
Maybe I go Jarvan 3 fucking random Jarvan 3 I
I
Don't there's no way I'm enough money. I think I can hit on a fortune though
Like one return of making 10
So I will roll until I gain two and maybe I just fight someone 14
Bull rod belt
double-cracking, gum blade, gum blade, I have three veins, 20 holds. I mean I can't
make ginsu and I'm not making... I do believe I am eight.
Yeah, fuck it.
I mean, if I go double-cracking...
Am I close to unlocking this piece of shit?
I can't even play a word 10 out of 12
10 out of 12
Zero gold!
Oh, it's 11 at 12?
I...
Think I am fucked.
I'm not trying to go gargoyle on
Oh fuck it's unit man
Lux 2, one off of Vayne.
Why am I still in this game?
Hello?
I couldn't just take a tiny step and play towards an arm and this is my
prismatic ticket this is my prismatic ticket board I can't even afford
anything
I feel like Vayne, if you're not tensioning, this fucking sucks.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what
Oh, I just got my second component.
7th Demacia Swing Tank
Okay, more?
I'm lost to void.
I'm starting to think this line is not playable without Crown of Demacia.
you
I don't follow League. I don't even know which side is even better.
Who is this guy from Darkened?
No, apparently, apparently, Malphite Jungle is meta now.
and properly.
Pro WTF 496, that's good.
I need to find a new streamer to learn from.
I mean I guess I can learn what not to do, X-Date!
Bro, the Phoenix you are ass.
the every set weighing about the 1500 LP getting started up this is what always
happens I sit there just just sit here and just and play the absolute dog shit
and it looks like I'm hard stuck 700 LP then this dumbass Emily Wang just it
gets baited into making a wager first the 1500
Then we make the wager and I hit 1500 in a week and she's just hard to sub 900 LP.
And then I feel bad so I only accept half the money.
Okay, wager me.
Okay, your peak, like your ceiling is not even 1500 LP so I don't know what, I don't
really get it.
Like if your ceiling is not 1500, why are we wagering to 1st to 1500?
Shouldn't we wager to something that's closer to your ceiling like 1200?
So at least you have a chance?
Or no?
If your ceiling 1500, it's probably 1800.
I decided to go.
Like, wait, what?
What?
I don't know.
It's not cool.
I don't know.
Oh, Zion! You escaped too? And you're here. It's me.
Oh
All right well cheesy
Another lobby is playing Yunara, Jinsu last whisper, Kraken, even Troud, remember the
evidence of Bilgewater, Bilgewater, Jinsu, Caitlyn.
one beat is greater than SGA at K-30 so would you
listen I'm not a fan of SGA either man
but that's a fucking cap
I fucking hate like bro I fucking hate the thunder
two years I'm in
Well, yeah, probably.
Obviously, last, last 3-5, the actual good teams, bro.
I, listen, I am not a Thunder fan either, bro, I fucking hate the Thunder.
I spent the entire last season against the Thunder, and it was not a good idea.
I mean, actually it was, because the odds were so insane, but like probably this shit.
I feel like this playoffs, what team is beating the Thunder in a BO7?
spurs. That's crazy. Because the book currently says that the spurs have one
fifth the chance of winning the finals for the futures. That's crazy. I guess you
just know more.
I guess everyone else is just really fucking stupid
Bro, I actually missed it. No, man. No, I could have had Diana next turn hello
I don't care if they're good or not, I like them as a team.
But if you think they have a higher chance of winning the championship over OVC, then
that's a fucking deal again.
Me one player, not fucking dumbass Fox, I can tell you that.
That guy is the only reason why I'm not actually a Spurs fan.
Fuck that guy man.
Being 5, something, something castle, I always get mixed up with one of them castles, one
of them is like a castle or some bullshit.
Castle castle, castle castle.
That's already another 2?
What else is there?
Oh it's, oh it's a castle.
Oh fuck!
Bro you fucking mother fucker!
Oh
No, but no when they when the commentator is like speak about it it sounds like there's they're saying the same player
So I just get fucking turbo lost
Like they say you you cannot guys you can't unlock it on
requirement level six
but I probably won't level here
I
Can't I can't
I came
Why am I out of her movers?
I don't get it.
Wait, it's dead!
Hello!
Psych?
You bad?
Wait, it's dead!
Hello?
Psych?
You bad?
Invested, prismatic destiny, retribution with two more Hodges.
And I just double Hodget for now.
I'm going to get an orb item here but then I can go cursed crown so I'm not going to
What is this defender?
How do I get the mossy hood?
I didn't know.
I
Moment this guy drops will find it open he becomes so boring
But that means that means you acknowledge that I'm just hanging for fun man. I mean he's right. I mean that means you guys all acknowledge it
Holy shit
Well, yeah, we aren't stupid.
I mean, yeah, you guys are not stupid, so everyone knows that I'm just sitting here taking for
fun.
I can roll for the Garen, the Garen looks forward, but I need two more diamonds though.
Actually, in this game, why don't I play Double Diana?
Two-Head.
They're anti-dianating already, man.
Scarver.
Scarver
Diana
I was here at the 10th boatwater. Oh, it was Dino. He heads.
The boat is gone. The rod is gone. Leona, two.
Not to go cloak. Not to go QSS titans guys.
That's pretty good of this retribution thing. I need to love though.
Uh...
20th to level Niko is what?
Nothing. This is Damacia. What the fuck does Damacia do? For who?
I got no damage.
Bro, he's anti-Diana. These guys are some no losers, man.
I don't want a lot for Christmas.
Comfort? Dinodance?
And there's just one guy I need
Soju
Dino dance, I don't care about the yapping
And the bitchin' Dino dance
Soju
Special guaranteed
Youk
Wait, I just realized
If everything
Wait, hold on. If everything is moonlit from Leona, did you see how it dashed from here
to here? Because I think all of these units were already lit. Doesn't that mean you actually
just don't drop Leona until like level like 9, like on stage 5? Because like, like how
How many fights do you just sit there and just ult some trash can?
Like I feel like you actually ult the trash can pretty often.
Oh I mean yeah. I mean I do that anyway but like I'm trying to leave you when you drop it.
And then I don't have to build this stupid ass engineer.
Yeah, it's a lot of time for Diana, but like these players, they're not gonna, they're
not gonna let you, these players are not gonna let you just, just sit there in AFK and kill
their carry every time.
Like what happens if they position like here?
What happens if they position here?
What happens if they go here?
Here.
You know what I mean?
I don't know why you're trying to kill all of these guys, you are a legit trash, call
I'm gonna call count buddy.
What is this?
Invincible.
Don't laugh about Titan's QSS.
It's fine.
How do those cheats only have one item?
How is that even possible?
Reinforcement.
Exclusive customization.
exclusive customization one more tank item and 10 gold I mean I'm that's not
that and it's not this portable forge spirit link nope candy I mean that's
pretty good
One Shoujin, Hodge, Hodge.
Another TX player.
What the fuck?
Wait!
Hello!
There's two TX players, actually.
Hello.
Oh, wait, no.
This is the clone.
I'm kind of down to all in here because I kind of want to scale with a Z-er and I can scale
with orn. Like the econ's like fake. I just want to start, I just want to get a zero
and orn on my board. Like immediately. And GDs.
Alright, I'm just gonna level, find Azir, find, what's his name?
Have to do.
Why QSS?
QSS gives crit when I have a Spulchrit here.
It gives crit chance, attack speed, and attack against you, basically.
And then later, get this, I can move the QSS to someone else.
I mean, it's not actually good. My board is legit, dog shit.
but I mean I have ordnance here
This is a Nara champion.
This is legit stuff.
Oh, man.
Garen.
Good luck, Defender.
Did I care about Silas? I do have Svelkret, so if I do find Jarvan too, I can actually
I'll put that on the video. Goodbye.
Last loss.
Unlock Nasus, 2 turns off of Ornn, J?
LOL!
Wait, what?
My spot's insane!
I'm double-scaling!
And fuck outta here!
And fuck you!
Surely I find Senna, Diana too.
rolling 40 gold at 9. Really good items over here. Wormon, whatever it's called now. Maybe
I can get a bow, finish the ginsu, QSS some pizza shit, because it's with Hodge. I can
do a carry Azir, I can play Loris Ornn. If I hit Jargon 2, I can play Silas, Jay.
What the fuck is this?
I'm sitting here trying to hold it.
How do I- How do I hold these?
I- I'm- I'm selling shavanna?
Hello?
You're the emperor of mass battalions and queenbills.
Hello?
Okay, this is just my- I just squeezed my game.
Fuckin' need to walk in the next round.
Fuckin' need to man.
I sold my Shyvana by the way. Why the fuck am I going Sylas again? By the time I hit
Sylas, Miss Aris too, so I need to find a Jarvan. Okay, so how come I don't have
my units
I don't have my units
I want to save my removers
do I get I I'm sitting on the
I thought I was right. I believe I did not see a single time.
Excuse me.
I will probably go in the sun
I do not have a single center and these are my seven items
I also believe I do not have anti-heal
I feel like on average here I should have reneced it and cap it on reneced it here but
I got nothing I got nothing
Like I would just be renecord over this slot but I've beaten this guy. Oh, I should never mind. I never beat this guy
This is the TS guy. Can I beat this guy?
QSS? Double hard with the Sculpert? I have no anti-heal, man!
I can also just hodge this.
It was hodge-fiddle six, man.
It's not too late, except then I should've just kept Spark on here, man.
And I'll mate.
Not really.
Hello?
You know, I almost just threw this game to a fourth.
for a fifth to try to go for dumbass Silas.
Holy fuck.
Jarvan paired, Garen paired, Lux paired.
Ah yeah, nah, let's just not buy any units
so I can hold this trash.
Oh yeah, nah, I think it's just started like,
okay, here's the rule for me from now on.
If I don't have, even if I'm Jarvan paired,
Even if I'm Jarvan-paired, I will just be open-selling.
If I'm about to roll down on 9 odds, I will just open-sell the Jarvan so I don't get fucking baited into holding fucking Garen-paired Lux-paired Jarvan-paired on Bench.
And I'm just sitting here, selling units that I actually want to try to find this Jarvan.
Bro, what?
And then what usually happens is you bleed three of the three rounds
Then you finally find the Silas and
50% of the time you're stuck with Silas won the entire game and the other 50% when you hit Silas too
It's not even worth you just sacking your entire fucking 50 HP for the stupid ass Silas. He is fucking right
No shit, Sylas 2 wins out, not really.
Oh no, I'm stuck again.
I actually didn't lose any placements, but I almost did.
Bro, I bitch when I win and I bitch when I lose.
Just because I'm bitchin' doesn't mean...
I bought four.
You think you can beat me?
I'm not a login. Oh god
G.
I don't really want to unlock Bobby anymore.
I do believe you're not going to want to hear this one, Merry Christmas, but I believe I
I will be playing some Diana this game.
Again?
I'm tired?
No, like, okay.
No, no, no. I mean, I say this every single day, so people are like, I think more and more people every day are starting to not believe me.
But bro, I'm not a 400 LP player.
And I'm getting offended that some people actually believe I'm a 400 LP fucking P player.
I don't, I don't get it.
One trick and 400 LP! I mean, yeah, I'll show you one trick, and then I'll go straight to fucking 1500. Calm down.
Yeah, you tell him to survive hundred. I mean, there's way buddy.
GG.
And then now I just played this board.
I think if I win the round, I get a gold and two gold.
If I lose the round, I get one gold on the or two rolls on or one roll on this stage plus two rolls.
And then now I just three five roll for the only two.
Then I sit, then I four or two.
And I roll for Diana too, stabilize my board, then I go 9, put in some legendaries, G.
It's a guaranteed top 4.
As long as I don't play Acehole, Warwick, all the dog shit.
It's just too boring. Look at my spot.
If I find a Terak, I'll play A-Soul, not really. No, no, no. I'm down with A-Soul. That unit is complete dog shit.
Bro, should I just invest?
No.
I'm not trying to lose 4 of 4 of gold man, oh man, I just carry Trist.
But it probably is Jhin if I'm trying to play towards Unara, so I probably shouldn't
But
Into the who cares do you ever want to win this one not really look at this ready
I am probably going to be pretty healthy. I probably will just 4-1 roll for the owner.
So I can bank more rolls.
Or maybe I just level and send it to Boban and natural, you know.
So that way I base a gank 4-roll.
He's right.
How was this augment to 2-1?
Kulu told me I'm not real, so do you or if I'm not friend for an ape?
Asa, I'm not fucking stupid man.
You don't gotta lie to me on the holidays.
Call him the fuck out.
I know why you're here.
Well, I'm not rolling on 5 man!
Bro, this is not even good!
Hello?
I will protect you.
Oh my god!
Can I buy anything else?
Not Draven.
I guess I can buy Draven.
And play Draven plus Leona instead.
I just look at my items.
Holy fuck.
I need a bow.
I can't kill this chain.
I can't kill any of these.
Bro, should I just play Unara then?
Bro, I'm already into D, but I'm not the Leona man.
Now if I was going to play Unara, I would have just been using the Shastana.
Actually, the entire lobby is playing Unara, never mind.
But if I play Unara, I can go like Gargoyle, play around Veldt.
After all, who cares if I win or lose, man?
I'm gonna take him. Close.
For Christmas, I just wanted to see my favorite streamer play Aesol, bro, that's basically an 8th man.
No, I'm not playing it at all. No, that shit is fucking known-ass. I'm getting fucking people
Go right over here, note.
URF!
Jesus fucking Christ.
How do they even give me this garbage?
It's just so unreasonable.
What the fuck?
Holy shit, I won again?
How?
I don't have a single item slanted.
I'm just sitting here trying to sack. Who the fuck did I even fight?
Oh, shit.
wait are there are there is there no unara player in this lobby wait there's no unara
player i'm gonna play unara what the fuck is this excuse me i swear i saw like seven
i eat i mean i didn't finish scouting but like
Nice to crack in past 9. Ash Trinamere, KintuDB trying to past 9. Is this Ash or Caitlyn?
Yeah, Caitlyn, Caitlyn. Wait, there's no, wait, there's not a single Unara player.
I mean, let me see my augment before I decide. It is the Gold Ionia, which is like not
not that good, but then I also kind of want to see my items, folks wolves, yinara, so
I'm just gonna put you in our guarantee, that's a lock.
Oh it's cold iron, yeah.
I don't know what to do with it.
That's not good either.
Alright, I guess I'll be playing some good horror.
If I don't get an IE, I believe it'll be an FF.
Holy shit, I do not have that much money.
I bet I'm out of money already.
And my roll down just started.
Mmm.
I can unlocks that.
TX
I think he did even eat his Caitlyn, or no.
I mean, I still have 18 rolls. I'm going to get rid of him by the entire board.
I'm out of money again. Yo yo
I'm on board actually nasty it's just a amount of money
So it's not nasty because I have 13 rolls.
Wow, Goldong on 4-2? I mean it's just one turn. I have 25 gold here.
Well competitive board are you fighting? Yeah don't worry. I mean I should probably buy them because the thing is that I got a shillier fight, okay.
I mean I have 11 free rolls. I might as well use them then. I'm not going to roll a single time. And the chance of me hitting is pretty high.
I'm starting to think it's not high. Azir. Three. GG's. Minus 14 rolls.
I'm not willing to regain the rest of this stage.
I mean it is high, there's zero Wukong players.
But now I'm playing this stage without Wukong too.
I don't get it.
I
Can't I can't buy my shop anymore
I have seen a diamond player with better fundamental than you just unlucky or casserole
I actually need to just review I just need to do a review on the messages that you
fucking tight to the kindred bear this shit is just it's just a rage bait on
rage bait
if I don't buy a single unit this round I'm gonna have six rolls at nine on five
952 and hopefully I can just I mean this is my 4 out of the level 4 for those
skik or some bullshit
if kassar gets out of bro about to be cross-banded in every channel bro no I'm
I'm like on to him man and he and there's one game he held all my fucking recons for no reason
Jesus fucking Christ that shit was actually a banable offense, I think
Even the most unconfested fucking eight, bro, I'm not even kidding. Jinju actually matters
No, just trust me like you just lose the gold. This is my board for the rest of the game
I don't care like it's not even bad this Jinju unit is a it's a free warm-up on your board
low key because it's 1k damage and then it's like a worm on swing actually so it's like
two war logs no it actually fucks it's an extra 1k damage and like an extra 500 HP
I didn't hit my little black thing over here.
You tried to stop my work.
My heart cannot be contained.
Tread carefully.
I position for this guy. Sorry buddy.
The TS guy I figured I was going to lose anyway, but I think it's actually unloosable if the Trinimer starts on my uh...
And then I fought him, so he just got unlucky.
Also I believe his Trinimer does not have QSS.
Also I lost another gold man! Oh my! Well now I'm in too deep man.
Okay, I've already lost the gold last turn I might as well lose another one foggy
My this is my this is another fucking four-fold great man. I
Maybe I guess I get to hold you know
Maybe I can just play double you know
Automatic Components, a GG's.
This game fucking sucks.
That is not so bad though.
Oh
Birthday six wild the fuck mother's initiative
Hello
He swapped
one, two, oh, okay, well I think I'm done with it.
The viewing I cast, probably.
and TX player dies of cringe man.
How did this I make it to 9 with you fucking...
How is that even possible by the way?
Oh good.
Okay nevermind I found out how.
Fuckin' high rollers, what happened then?
I mean, I wasn't gonna buy it, but if there's two to buy, then I might as well buy it, Loki.
Then I'm gonna use my four free rolls.
Shit.
Three free rolls.
Fuck.
Two free rolls.
G?
G!
Crackin' D.B.
I'm gonna have last second save, right?
wait wait wait wait no he's 10 year old guaranteed man 40 gold he can sell
zillian and zillian's at 5?
waaayy
what the fuck are these
pro minus 4 man
I mean it's actually good I just bought a fucking gear I'm playing you an honor I don't think I'm winning this game that often anyway
And open a portal to Bandol C
Does these are by my video? Yeah
Can this guy just fight this guy and I fight I fight this guy's clone
I thought this guy's going great man. If I if I thought this guy's blown that's that's the best news for me
watch your oh oh oh sorry bro it's just a fucking music then I mean I don't
I mean that's not even possible, man.
Let's use our 4-cost one, probably not.
I have to use our 5-cost one for sure though.
Oh, I used the best I got, can I do it?
Watch world I don't know what the fuck's going on but I think
He is not set on lock, right?
I'm still two lives.
He's going for vayor to three, what the fuck is, I mean it doesn't matter, vayor doesn't
anything it's that three I'll hit next turn buddy just watch this wait what the
what
That was not a close
I mean if I wait one more the thing is like you'll probably know that I'm going for set
3 and then who doesn't lock in I'm fucked.
Yeah man, NT, no, listen, listen first of it, people actually think I suck.
And the thing is, you know that scam that I run every single set against Emily, where
we wage our first to 1500?
If you were to assign odds on which side you would take me or Emily first to 1500,
Tell me, give me the number crunch at precedent.
What odds would you put your money on Emily?
Because I do believe 1 to 10.
I do believe a 1 to 10 is the like that is not even that is not even favorable for you, by the way
Because the thing is I was saying that her ceiling is sub 1500. She is incapable
Of hitting of hitting 1500. It's not like the wizards in thunder because the wizards are actually like competent
They still play basketball
I play tft professionally. She plays tft for fun
Yes, it will not be competitive that shit will not be competitive
It's not the Wizards versus the Thunder the Wizards have way higher chance
Yeah, you're a professional. Thank you
It's like wagering on like
the best
College team against any NBA team is what you're wagering, basically.
He's fucking right.
Wizards aren't making playoffs, okay? They're still amazing at basketball.
They're just not amazing at basketball relative to
other teams in the league. But if you put the Wizards against the best college team,
that shit will be in a hundred zero I they won't be able to score a single
bucket
that Duke wins really I think if you could bet on Duke versus the Wizards and
you put a million dollars to make a hundred dollars I believe you put your
a million on the dumbass wizards no way they are playing against the best of the best college
basketball half of your games you're playing against the fucking K3 soju's of
their the other fucking teams college they played basketball once for fun man
nice man that's a great practice
Sarr loads in against fucking Luca and LeBron and these guys are loading up
against K3 soju for practice that's not at a hundred zero
Wait, are we- wait, is this- is this Rage Mate?
Tell me you know nothing about Collegiate Vessel, how tall are you on the pro- pro- this is
Rage Mate.
This has to be Rage Mate, right?
You genuinely think the best collegiate team has,
if the Washington dumbass wizards are trying their hardest
and the best collegiate team is trying their hardest,
do you think the wizards have even 1% chance
of losing that game?
I don't even think they have 0.1% chance of losing.
They don't even have 0.01% chance of losing actually yeah they probably do like
the fucking ceiling falls on the entire fucking wizards team and bench and the
worst bench player has to play 1v5 I mean sure man maybe they'll win or maybe
the fucking collegiate team will win maybe like I just I just know man
No, this is just, this is the retweet.
This is the retweet.
I think I'm getting a retweet.
Bro, you just watched them play.
Even the trash players are so fucking talented.
Like, I dog on them all the time saying like, man, like, bro, just throw the fucking ball in the basket.
But like, you actually just watched them play, bro. They're so fucking good.
Can the game just be good for once and give me a bow please?
Bow?
A bow?
quest please a good quest G for three rounds is 180 had no items on your bench
for three rounds
have no items on your bench for three rounds. When it's 17 rounds, 4-5, I took that one
and for some reason my fucking my brain I thought I cashed out on 4-2. And then I found
out that it's 5-2. And what I did was I tried to cash out on 5-2 and I died on 4-3. And
it wasn't even each tile expeditionist, it was just like a natural each tile.
I'm going to save some money so I can buy and do the EXP costs.
great man oh actually lost the first one maybe he's boarded trash
I mean I've basically tripled over spawn I'm not a single team to be
I guess those waters are not a sin to be.
I'm just quadruple reversed for a minute.
I probably should have a non-free leveled, and here's the EXP quest, but honestly,
If I have to take an EXP cost, I think I'd rather just FF.
He's fucking right.
If I have to take an EXP cost, it's the only cost that's takeable on stage...
On stage 2.
Celcius, no ad.
You're only going to ASV Pro Stage 3, no?
On 2-1, the only table quest that I had was the one where you did buy fucking 14 EXP.
I don't get it.
Here it's Celcius, here it's this one.
It's the Sparkling Pinakalana.
Sparkling P. McElott, they should be good at this one.
Hashtag ad. Nope.
BS word.
Who do you call Thrawn?
have an empty bench have an empty bench at the end of combat for four rounds or I can
lose four player combats for one fifty
those that's full open
now i'm thinking only minus one
it's the same amount
here's the thing is uh... if i fight the katelyn player i'm always going to win
These are my pool.
So I'll do the same amount of turns, and then also...
Actually, it's one less, assuming I fight them.
Because I get a...
You can do this quest on neutrals.
Isn't this...
Oh yeah, something to change the text.
At the end of combat for four rounds.
Is that what it said before?
Yeah, this quest works on neutrals, so let's kind of let it.
It doesn't work on neutrals?
It works.
Wait, like when it says end of combat, can you like, after you beat the fucking grumps?
Can I just buy the Niko?
No.
I mean, if it goes out I will be, uh, stopping at these ones now.
Yeah, wait, what the fuck?
It's 3 out of 4.
G?
What am I gonna do with this one though?
What's the point of even fucking buying that thing?
I don't get it.
Am I playing an order of this game?
There's so many Unara players.
That's not even true.
Oh, I mean, I'll be doing.
I mean, you can't, you just have to solo carry Brock.
You just put Brock on your board and you can catch up to the item.
Oh no, it's units, man.
Bench.
This is not the bench.
This is the bench.
I mean, I guess this is the item bench.
But this is the actual bench.
Because this is another question.
It's like items.
Give me the 80 HP quest fucking, this is 30 HP war over it's all...
Fly to your center on Brock.
15% damage and 15% mass health, that's pretty good man.
Uh, half 15 of your units die in combat.
3 turns of this? If I level up to 7, this is 3 turns. I mean, I'm not altering any shit, man.
Okay, let's only take one quest.
Uh, what is that? Slayer?
Can I fight some weak players, please?
This is the rebound until it's done.
Two more.
I'll get the bug now.
78. Two more turns.
15 of the units die in play in combat.
I took find your fucking center, man.
Pretty sure there were options on the right that were acceptable, so I could have rolled
it.
Find your fucking center.
What the fuck?
Level for seven units!
Why?
Level for seven units! Why? What's six plus seven? Thirteen. And that's like a level to nine this turn.
She's just raging, man.
He's kind of back today, yeah, 4.2, that's pretty good.
Alright, well, hopefully I have a makeable quest next round.
Haja IE plus one 15% damage and 15% max health
All right, show me the good news! Show me the good news!
Have a full bench is what, and a loose four is...
Okay, I believe we're losing four.
And cashing out the block.
Is this a... if I lose three more on next stage, am I one life or am I still two lives?
I don't know.
I don't know how to rematch.
Well, I hope it's two lives.
Hodge IE. I can go Starax or I can go BD. If I go BD, if I go Staraq, if I go BD, I'm Staraq.
I think BT is better because I can build anti-heal.
plus 0.53, so I guess the plus point, okay, I will be the one to strike.
What's the 500 cash out?
I believe I'll be one life, but I'm two lives on this stage, so it's kind of fun
There's uh, some Unara's gone.
I mean it's not like I have to play Unara so...
Uh, but I'm not gonna have the empty wheel.
Low key, there's an easy quest here and I just uh, I just go for another one blockade.
I mean if there's an easy quest I mean I'm fucking down man
what even oh my little buddy bot
I mean, it's not like that was a bad loss.
Shoujin Morello Las Wispas.
Another drop.
Void Staff.
What is this?
Welcome to Cast!
Any. Two. I need a- where's my- okay. Well, I just- I'm just sitting here. I'm just
sitting here what does fiddle stick I mean this is a roll I don't I can't roll
anymore manfuck
I don't really have a brawler holder, I don't get it.
Oh, this unit doesn't even...
Oh my god...
I got the two items.
Alright, well, hopefully I'm not dead, because I don't really want to roll.
Surely 14 is two lives, right?
Could someone in this lobby do something, man?
Wait, my board's not good.
The problem is, what the fuck is my roll holder?
Is Brock?
What if Brock doesn't cast?
Is Brock casting here?
Alright, well, if it doesn't kill us, I'm out.
I don't know what to do with that.
I'm sure I'm playing renekton what the fuck is broccoli
I think this is weaker because I don't think it's even cast.
I must
Okay, well GG then I believe the game of the war
If I had like two more each, this game wouldn't be scary, but people leave finger.
2G is gone.
What the fuck?
Whatever.
5 cost 4 fucking engine.
I just hit rock 2 game door.
Holy good job.
This naysayster is dead.
Holy good job.
three Sharima to invoke her I was gonna play you know this game but every single
you know players on what was that oh my gosh
I have three naces.
Oh, and there's another nace in my shadow.
What the fuck?
I've already had naces three.
What the fuck?
How?
I think the warmons helps the uh the piece of trashcast.
I need one cast.
One more on Flask Whisper, one more.
This is the worst!
I mean, if we gave over if I like it, if I just up with this or not to do, I mean, that's
no way to win.
No, the focus is not even a bad upgrade though.
Three out of less.
Why is this guy still in the game?
That's a real question.
I think my brock is dead.
Wait, I think I'm dead!
I'm dead!
I think my brock got zillion or something.
Hello?
I can't!
Oh my god. God bless I stayed!
Milk, you and Kasper and Setsuko and Prestivin and Asa and Dish soap, and literally every fucking player on the ladder needs to be fucking investigated for just fucking shitposting, man.
This shit is not real.
Oh, god.
Merry Christmas, says Mr. Goldsmith.
Like, bro, everyone's just silent, just disappointed?
And the moment I die, everyone just starts cheering.
I don't get it.
You
I don't got it
you
Well, I'm sorry.
Nick Cleveland with the tier one says Happy Holidays, does you?
Oh, Happy Holidays, buddy.
See?
you
I think you're bad at the game and you watch that's going to get worse.
I got a bow G G's I got a dream G
I can play this plus this plus that plus that but then I then I can play Draven though.
And now meet
I mean I'm about to spike I mean that should we were born to like a novice and though, but that's okay
I should be getting the various soon
I thought it was its people.
And I'll be going fast nine.
Cloak?
Who's the best red buff holder?
Is it a really good old non-struggles?
World Ender?
Thank you.
Thank you, himself.
It's pretty good that the hallway is actually lit.
People just start giving themselves.
People that never give themselves just start giving themselves.
where is this Darius bro can I find someone weak this turn please man hustler he's level
fight for sure man oh my I don't get it I would look at this shit man daydream
728 thank you my knowledge didn't cast a single fucking time what the fuck and now
I'm lose when moves great but at least I got five subs thank you daydream just
because someone gifted me happy holidays okay
but there's a draven with a bow and it's gone the blitzcrank is on a one-cost
I must take it or my kid doesn't do damage, man.
Oh my God.
I should wait. I should wait. I want to use the Lasso's for first.
If I don't get a Kraken, I just play Sennikari. Who cares?
Missed what to call two, man.
Primal Abbey with 5 subs, happy holidays everybody!
Plus 5!
Hello, at Milk, at Mr. Goldsmith, at Setsuko, anyone, are there any, watchers here or
are you guys gone?
You guys are just to take the holidays man
lose win lose
I mean, Keanu's actually broken early game, I cannot.
I think it was probably.
One sub equals 0.1% of next- nope.
Don't know what you're talking about.
Geez, I'm tired.
Alright, I have two rounds in natural driven 2.
Here it comes. That's one.
I'm down for shitter niggas here. I can just, uh, just Niko Nautilus, Niko Draven.
And then I'm just not going to roll a single time and just go straight to nine.
Wait now I feel kind of bad, antiseptic, thank you for the subs, you guys don't have to give
subs by the way.
Wait I feel like I feel kind of bad, thank you guys, dot dot dot, it's 3 bucks low, well
it's not three bucks in
I can go warden
What is this defender and what is this warden with Morris?
All right
I don't want to send children though.
I think I would take an item out of the room.
Children there.
I mean actually the children there if I leave.
I mean I actually showed him this at the least.
Epoch.
Unsealed from steel.
Swing.
Bro I'm about to just go for the new hat for your wallet.
I just love when you have to go fuck this shit man.
One.
Righteous!
Resubstantial!
You are weak!
Two.
One more!
Show me the canoes!
Genie!
Zillion.
And Bessa.
Holy good guy.
Oh, Zarya!
This game too?
Right here.
This guy is one of the problems with CS, is that good or bad?
That's good, right?
This isn't even fair, man. I mean would you have would you have leveled the seven and used your free rolls?
Or would you have just sat there like a dumbass making 50?
That's what I thought buddy
See
But I mean if I'm sitting on like 17 fucking bears
I do not have a single front line item.
Swing, Draven, and Bessa?
Oh, I have to unlock the Blanc, but I'm not sacking like this.
I did lose Invoker though, but that's okay.
Uh, what do I have?
I need some brunettes, whichever I have.
I'm gonna try to move my phone like even more.
Ah great. Three item Trinamere. I believe I am fucked.
Maybe it can't pass the DPS check.
Never mind. I think it can pass the DPS check.
I think I'll lose you if I don't hold this.
I don't know, I think, like, I mean, I definitely won't honestly, honestly, it's not as good as it looks.
Think I think...
EJ?
Huh?
Level 8?
Vietnam Kaisa?
What?
Oh, the...
I don't know if I have enough money to, to, uh, I'm not, not money, like I feel like if
I suck the entirety of stage 4.
Am I even 2 lives?
I mean, I could use my free rolls, but like, I'm basically only rolling for Swain too.
Okay, and I will be nine on five one
Why is the bite the hand of these people?
This guy has a nasus too!
What?!
What the fuck? I don't know.
Duo Q. Crushes, dummies.
And Vessa.
Zilean, Annie.
Honestly, if I'm sitting on these, I might as well just use my free rolls.
One, two, three.
I'm out of rolls.
Can you ever play 5 Noxus at 9?
Cause I'm probably gonna hit Zilean through this game.
Uh, Draven?
I mean, I guess you just, you just play Leblanc Zilean and I just drop Scion and
Darius
So how many open-sauce is that scion Darius because I don't have a what's in the club this game. I
Just don't play shavana
Where's the article
I don't even have to play games in this game.
I can play Mel Loki, show you Redbuck Mel.
Last whisper.
What the fuck?
That's a Niko on this board.
Wait, he's about to catch a rock.
We're not Niko, uh, literally.
What the fuck is this, that's a Niko on this board.
Wait, he's about to catch up with Rock.
We're not Niko, uh, literally.
Seven Nazis doesn't even look bad.
Wait, I think he won.
I lost to each tab.
No, no, it's not 4 in a row.
But now he has to lose 200 on stage 5.
Maybe that camera on Bell is here in this game if I get this Azir.
Azir?
Azir, Sharima?
Okay, never mind.
Why not even Gobo?
Gobo.
I'm too far from Kindred.
I should've just went Glove.
It's half TG, half SS.
And now me.
I'm really gonna get baited into playing towards Mel.
I feel some unit, that's pretty good, hopefully I'm still 3 lives, which I probably will be.
I have to wait for epoch how much do I get 8 EXP never play style on Wukong maybe
I'm pretty sure I'm never playing zilean unless I just find zero fucking zenith
I'm forced to play a zilean 2 with shoujo last of us for red buff
I'm just going to level and roll, I think it's 8 EXP, 8 gold.
I'm playing Zilean, Wukong, Scion.
this is my board. I have no sense. I believe I'll be playing Zillian Cary.
How the fuck is this my board after 0?
This is my board after 0?
remember your son is now mother I'm ready to show you what I'm
I thought zero centers in one kindred
I don't get it
I'm playing zillion fucking carry seven boxes hello I found zero Senna
No, I also found zero fiddlestick.
My first Xenna.
I mean, should we find one of them?
I mean, well, I'm just gonna lock this.
Oh my god.
This game is bad.
Shit.
Also, like, I made JG.
So I'm forced to play around this.
Oh my god.
This game is bad.
Shit.
Also, like, I made JG.
So I'm forced to play around this.
I'll see you later.
I'm playing zillion gary
I I rolled down and I found a total of nothing
This game
I mean there's a fucking setup error but I'm ready made changing this game
I think this is important.
Oh, yeah, you can just go.
Wait, what, it's not the front line. Wait, my front line is insane. I have five Noxus
with three items swaying the Ambassador with Starax. Look at my front line, it's fine.
The problem is, my backline is a fucking zillion!
It has nothing to do with...
Wait, what? You're talking shit about the front line here?
My carry is a zillion!
How... what the fuck is that?
Oh my god, like that.
Zillian did the most damage, little bro.
Well, no shit!
It's my only two star!
Oh my, what the fuck?
Like, if you find one of Senna or Kindred, your perfect info on what items you want
to make, you can open cell Zillian, then you can open cell Leblanc, and then you
You can open cell Briar and then you drop down to three Noxus and you can play Shyvana,
you can play every single legendary unit, but instead I have a fucking Zillian as my main
carry and I made a JDG.
So even if I hit Kindred 2, it's not even like I can't even do anything.
But it's like with that fucking trash ass roll down, what am I supposed to do there?
I wasn't even paired!
I hit Swain too on my last verbating gold!
Like, what the fuck is that?
Oh my...
What the fuck is this?
The hell the fuck?
Oh, god...
Zillian!
Well, no, if I open sold the zillion and hit that roll down, I would have went 8th.
At least my zillion was killing some stuff.
If I don't hit in 60 gold, what's an extra 10 gold?
Good you have gone explosive growth, Shack Stage 4.
Why would I take explosive growth in that spot?
I'm already level 9.
I'm over you're not taking dual queue when you can run every legendary in the
game and it gives two of them like is this fucking rage me no no I mean I
actually must be
Oh fuck this man.
I come back and die!
Hand on my meals!
You only have a 27% chance to get released.
You have a 27% chance to get released.
That's fine.
Badly.
I'm glad you'll have more bath bombs.
Let's keep the chaos to a minimum, shall we?
High five, cupcake!
It's yet portal?
Oh ho ho!
See?
I will hold on to this round D
In Golden Gala, Advanced Loan is actually broken.
Did you check the encounter before picking Advanced Loan?
No.
Or maybe I did, but I wasn't actually paying attention.
I think it's just a habit to just do this.
But losing a tier 2 for a tier 1 it's not a big deal there's some tier 1's that are
better not actually kill ones.
If I can, Keanu positioning were better.
I'm out with this, right?
It can't be prismatic. It's golden galah.
It is golden galah.
So I'm guaranteed a tier one.
But losing a tier two for a tier one is worth way less than
gaining 20 fucking gold on tier one.
Because it's not actually 20 gold. This is like 50 gold.
He's right.
What did he place last game six I ended the game with zillion Jerry I'm not really sure
How
Defender
What do I have?
Long shot?
16th level?
Why, I do believe I'll be leveling here, but...
Level 630 on 3-2.
Alright, on 3-2, 2-6, huh.
only a real fishing chatter can catch Michael this shit doesn't even rhyme man
I
I'm back with a boat. No, last whisper. That's whisper
Swing. How do I hold swing? I can... I don't know, I definitely can. I just want to swing
the other game is kind of useless.
Hope I win this round.
They've been said, if he catches you in Paris, he will not that 17th century want to be
vague right off you buddy.
Yeah, I don't know if he said that.
What are we looking for?
I don't know, a fire sale?
Rolling for days.
Eye for an eye.
And I just stack my streak.
20 gold, stack my streak.
Titanic Titan. 10 free rolls.
Oh, XL is 1. Restart mission.
I'm level 730 on 32 with this board like that's pretty good
Oh, there's a lot of spawners?
I mean, I probably, do I care about this? No.
Is Zoe doing damage?
I mean tilt over
It's kind of good
come on
I'm tired you Nara with the boat what
Look at this spot, it might actually be a first, my spot is definitely not a first.
It's definitely not a bot 4 or bot 3, but I think this spot you can easily go 5th.
It's not good, the thing is it's like, I'm just gonna go fast 9 and then if I don't
hit on 9 I'm gonna go like 4th, but I mean there's no way I'm rolling on 8, like if
I roll on 8, if I roll on 8, if I roll on 8 I'm capped to like a, I don't know,
Not good. Not good things.
Paragon Demacia Total War.
This guy, Yunara. I think I lost. My tree.
I'm fucked. I mean, he has a 3 item Yunara. On 3-5.
Herbid item Yunara on 3-5.
I mean, I don't really want to roll Yunar, because the thing is these items are not good for Yunar, that's the problem.
These are like Senna items, but the thing is if I stack stage 4, what if I don't hit Senna?
I guess I'm just 8.
I do believe I must go fast nine.
like rolling for your nard here sure you might go forth at best or at worst but
I'm pretty sure you will forth at best okay I mean no it's probably like fit
that worst in like for that best but if you go past that you can actually go
top two but you're probably still going fifth. Another one bad.
And I'm just gonna play for the legendary gap.
A deer?
A rod?
A cloak?
Ah great.
These items are really fucking good, man.
Wahoo!
Wow
What
Bro, I'm not I'm not keeping no fucking dumb ass somebody man. Fuck you
I
At least I got a Sunfire
All right, and now I just stack four rounds, and I just go nine and try to cap around the
I don't mind actually camming around an AP unit, but the thing is I have no reporters,
a lot of them are fucking idiots, it gives me a moral of man, it's pissing me off.
Portable forge for damage item gear, I have a portable forge this late into the end
is absolutely, oh no fuck that, Celestial Blessing, okay, this is pretty good for
I can go DB. I can go Blue buff. If I go DB, I think my Senna does. It'll be a one
I can still go ginsu, last was for db.
Look how great he is now.
How can Diana play around, cringe.
The lid's not in my carry, because he also has a swing.
I
Wasper I mean
Let's see how many Unara's there on.
Unara?
Two?
Three?
Four?
Five?
Five Unara's?
Not playing Unara.
Not playing therapy neither.
I'm playing therapy neither.
Hey, what?
That's hollow.
Dude.
That's fine. I'm actually 4, I'm gonna be like 40 at 3.
I'm gonna get to roll and go to 9.
Skip the Unara.
like it does that make sense though like let's say let's say I go 9 I hit nothing
all right great I go like fifth or six okay if I roll down to 0 on E even if I
hit I'm playing for like fifth that's good
Good place
No, but this time I'm not gonna bother holding the zillion because I have no zillion items
I wouldn't be holding that shit
I might uh I might carry MF.
Kinsu Last Whisper DD MF 2 with the Last Whisper on uh with the Last Whisper on on Senna but
I'm just praying I hit Santa too. This guy hit. I'll set to 1-8.
How's that even possible by the way? It would be 4-1 for sure.
I'm pretty sure I have a pop in my board.
And I have a cog mount on my board.
Alright, I'm rolling 50 gold, yes.
Three lives rolling 50.
Yes?
I miss the spawner boots.
See? I mean, no, I was gonna, like, I mean, if I had set 2 in Unarut, I would just play, like,
Zin's Alchemist, like, whatever, Brom. I mean, I'm trying to, okay.
Okay, so what happened to my, uh...
I
Prompto was brought to man
Or not brought to Lord Sue's orders to
What where's my scarter to oh
Great, it's the set to on a man, and then he had said in order to 17,000
Oh, good.
I mean, he doesn't have set, too.
I'm like, oh, it's just, it's just shameless, man.
Fucking dog-ass game.
Nice, man.
Fucking writer on his right account.
I can drop these too.
I'll use my dash to then I can just drop these.
This is my board, something doesn't look right then.
I'm not even armed here.
I don't know.
Did anyone miss?
If I have Guard Breaker, it's IE Guard Breaker together, Shogun Sena, IE Guard, Ginsu,
Last Whisperer, DB, items on this instead, I don't have more, it's good.
That's the good news.
Oh, he said he doesn't have a door either.
I don't understand how your dart can be better than 5 costs.
I don't get it.
I mean, I have dead this, or...
But if that's his name, it doesn't matter if that's any frontline.
Shyvana too, all the billions.
It'd be like a zero, ideally it'd be a zero over this.
And that's it.
Or I just drop...
Well, not really, I think it'd be better if I just play Unara.
not my idea to choose the wrong side
oh this guy is going to dodge it
I mean now like the tilt over doesn't do anything
I
Great now booked that's what a drop
Okay, where am I?
Where did my port go?
I don't I don't understand why I don't just full open just turn off my brain and just roll for you Nara 2 on 8
and if I hit you Nara 2 great I'm top top whatever and if I don't hit you Nara 2 I'm just it's just around me
Like if I see if I see gold Ionia
Honestly, can you also just fall open into exp Ionia as well
What is the EXP Ionia AD and AP on...
Hold on.
I'll go through the math because the thing is, if you full open, like you would think that
if you full open into the gold one, that scales, it's worse.
But I don't even know if that's true.
Okay, so let's say you play 5 Ionian on 8 and you have a part of the single gold, you
get 30, 80, and 80, plus 3% per level, 3 times 8 is what, 24?
Okay, wait, it's for sure, okay, I mean, all right, now I clicked.
If I have a bow, a rod, a BF, a glove, or a cloak, and it rolls one of these two Ionians,
I believe I will be full open.
Just be happy you scammed the fourth, really?
I mean, if anything, I got scanned by Riot Games for the holidays.
What are these fucking Ionias?
This shit is so obeyed.
Oh, good.
like I feel like it just feels terrible when a tempo like slamming last whisper for tempo
has never felt worse because it means you're just getting rid of your you know our fucking
One, two, three, ABC.
I'll wake up to it's time to squash something.
I own you.
Okay.
Wait for him.
Okay.
Okay. Twisted Beat. Five Boatwaters to do.
The heart of Piltover is its people.
It's a path of transcendence. I cannot.
I can not...
Yes, sword.
I'm telling you, get me a sub please.
I'm broke right now.
Don't care.
Not my love man.
That's come to an end.
The time of man has come to an end.
Chrismatic freedom.
You fraud.
9 lives into what?
Indicate Hard Force?
The heart of Piltoff is its people.
use frismatic ticket
and i think i won the first round
which is absolutely the worst
winning the first round
Miss echo to have B.T. Hopkins who I can't yep, we're getting the bow guys
And then we're gonna get another bow for Titans
Hold that go
Okay, well I don't really want to roll
Hello? Does anyone know what the fuck I'm playing?
What even are the cash-outs?
Did they buff this shit?
I'm trying to get some early losses so I can make some econ.
Wait, hold on, where is this shit?
Nine lines, I'm just kidding.
You get a two star one cost, three gold, two two costs, two three costs, eight gold
and a four cost.
A full item.
16 gold, five costs, component, and all the boots.
I'm able to do that honestly it's like that
Okay, I think I know what I'm playing
Scurry back to your shadows
Yeah, and then you know what if you're 8 HP they should just let you pick first like not with someone
Because like what happens if the bow's not on my side?
I'm just fucked. Oh
It is on my side so what about this guy then what about you buddy?
You asked oh, I think he wants to be answered. I'm gonna pretend like I don't want it
Like you man
Look at him look at him
He was so fucking excited, look at the loser.
I think this guy just got a Diana pair.
Did he actually take Diana?
Oh, he fucking took Diana pair.
I guess he didn't get a bow.
I'm sure the old chain here for half-tight ends and trappers is really good too.
I don't know about winning if I won the previous round.
Alright, what do I get?
Two two costs?
Two two gods, Pogjam!
Yona!
Twisted Fate of Helios!
I just lost the gold. I could have just sold for 40 because I don't think I'm beating anyone.
Actually, I mean, I beat this guy.
Okay.
I'm a streamer 8 hours? What the fuck?
What is the point of that? I mean you just...
I mean you're at night lines?
And you get stuff.
I don't have to go Titans, I can still go Kraken, i.e. BT set, except that's not that
good.
I'm getting 2-3 costs if I lose a round and it might just give me a Leona and I just
stay low on that.
I mean I'm pretty sure I'm just playing the enemy team.
I don't know what else I would play.
I don't even know how I'm still serving each beat.
Peaceful death.
My Pandora's items...
...is not that good.
Cause I can just go to like, there's no way I get my chain, uh, declined.
Okay, well, I need to change this
Alright, change vest please, or I think I'm fucked.
Okay, so here I'm getting 2-3 cost, right?
Okay
So no one is playing no damn easel man
I mean maybe a soul nine lives a soul that should be so
Maybe that's
Like if there's if there's a
Terrick with a Gatiora chain, especially if it's Crit, it's fucking worth without it's
I mean there is a taric but I do believe I'm not allowed to take it so yeah yeah
okay listen you guys are bedging but don't you guys want me to like like
actually push for rank one like isn't it like kind of boring to just sit here and
jerk off at 500 lb like let me just like let me just lock in for the holidays and
next next time you fucking next thing you realize oh I'm rank one GD's
GD's
yep
What's the last one you hit, Rengar? Last set!
Bro, the only reason it's not in my bios is that I'm too easy to fucking update it.
It has not been updated ever, man.
would just check my my cactus not tools it's not cat bro just check the
Titan's not tools man calm down great man it was an unara game
I
Yeah
Okay, well I sac one now I'm out of this level and just fucking just rip all in
All right, well hope I find it is here guys
No is here jay is here I'm back
I can also go gargoyle.
Unlock Skarner?
Do I want to unlock Skarner?
No, because I'm not trying to drop this piece of garbage.
And I probably will always be playing the Shogun, Jerry.
And then I'll just play around Glunk Loaks.
Gargoyle in, uh, what's her name?
What's your fault? It's not that good.
And Diana, you're gonna run like 10 from my hurts.
Alright, last loss.
But it doesn't last longer.
But I feel like it's never a problem.
when you roll down your fire again.
Hello sir, can you get something on the screen?
Something, something, something, something!
Big grab bag items.
Champion Duplicator.
URF. Big grab bag. Explosive growth.
Okay. Can I make?
Help here.
Fair on Glove.
13 plus...
Lores.
Diana Pear.
Doris. Diana Pearce. Let's buy this cash out by the way.
What do I get? Okay, well, I've got needs. I mean, it's not like you can actually do anything, man.
Two or four just. Seraphine, two.
I'm trying to talk about this moment.
Loris, Blast Shield.
Roll.
I'm rolling for just Diana.
Oh, okay, good.
Mmmmm.
I mean, I kind of want to save my Reforgers.
Reach other nods.
That's also worth it, but...
I'm kind of not to save my Reforgers.
I get 16 gold, a golden Niko, a shogunate, a shogunate, a shogunate, a shogunate,
Charity go and three gold.
Fire cost component anvil.
Or 50% I get, wait what?
Oh this is two lies.
Wait what?
Oh I didn't scroll, oh fuck I'm picking.
Wait, Azir!
Wait for me!
You bad!
All right, and I get an item anvil or a TG.
I get, oh wait this is actually kind of nice.
Wait these fashions are good.
They're actually kind of nice, when you get a zero lives I mean you're fucking dead man.
I have a Leo on my board.
I kinda wish I had...
What the fuck is this?
I need your essence, great beast.
TG?
And is TG a little crackin' baby?
What?
Alright, I win this next round, the game's over, yes?
Then I unlock the fucking beast, renec-ed it.
But if I unlock the stupid ass nasus, when I already can buy 7000 frontliners, I will
not be very happy.
But I thought I could roll.
I mean if I lose, it's kind of fine.
I mean I still have a lot of cash out.
Mythens, Titans, a-b-d?
Ah great, comeback story, I'm fucked man.
come back story and now I'm fuc- now I think I'm unlocking the worthless ass mazes, G-reeds.
Oh fuck this combat story, I was a man.
Uh, I mean, if I win the next round, I can go, I can get the rat.
But I mean it's not like I wanted Niko to work without Shyvana, what the fuck does that do?
I'm down to saving for Zorat, if I can find it.
Throw a fuck Shyvana man.
Looks like a mountain.
That is lost and old.
I have uh, I'm at so two reforgers.
I don't want to use the second reforger yet.
He's right.
Cause I'm still getting stuff.
G?
I'm not trying to GS the fuckers around.
I will be jizzing the deserve and I'll report when I'm about to die
I'm not trying to go to one life, should I just ult in this turn then?
Instead of Gumbler, they're actually illegal.
Little f**k G.S. men.
I'm stacking one more. I'm playing for win.
And then all of our Forged Spark on Nescash out.
And go for a tank item, yes?
Okay, I'm fighting... what's it called, too?
I don't know if I beat this guy for part of this.
Like even if I'm full cap do I even beat this guy?
All right, well surely I don't just cash out my last life to die the next turn
This is my board.
I don't think uh my board changed uh uh I think if I if I
If I thought someone weaker the previous round
And I thought someone weaker the previous round and then I loaded into TX2. I think I was dead
I mean remake lores and spawner what do you remake lores? What the fuck does that mean?
Or also, why is it in the corner am I close to for Sheriman
no I have to win too but this tea has my full men also I just
This Gumbelade looks not right.
Like this Gumbelade is just looking like a piece of orbit.
Okay, how's it looking?
How's it looking
Have I locked by is there a charm I
Did a zero two is pretty good man, so why do I lock then
I think we're a road home.
one
All I'm going to say is if you end on this board, don't you actually know it was a bad
Like if you're level 9 with this as your backline and 3 items on Azillian, like you know some
bullshit happened.
Please spare us and stop the whining.
Happy holidays to you as well.
GG.
I
I'm tired can I click early today
Okay.
I need to start sleeping at a reasonable time, so I can actually wake up and stream at midnight.
I think that's the best.
You start streaming at midnight and you stream until like 6pm.
But when you start stream at like 4pm, you just get tired in the middle of the night.
No noise, no sun, it's true bis.
I mean, yeah.
But now, like, I started stream at 4pm and now it's 1am and now I'm tired, man.
How do you handle the process of knowing what to build in response to what you get, what
does that mean?
How do you handle the process of knowing what to build in response to what you get?
VF Glove Bow Cloak Rod that's half ginsu, i.e. Kraken.
I'm all in.
Full open.
Yanara.
Bow, rod, bow, chain plus a healing item.
I'm open into Diana.
17 Upgrades, opener.
I'm down to slam everything and just play around what you get.
But when you slam everything and you play around like your tempo, you do not expect a win most of the time.
Because the thing is, your item quality is going to be worse.
And how do you compete against someone that full open, that got all the bows and then higher end and hits?
Like if they hit their board with higher item quality, you're not going away
Yeah
This dish soap
No
All right, you're back.
I think I have time to get some water.
I think I need to drink.
Oh, cool, wait, man.
I don't have time.
I don't have time to drink.
Thousand nilines after that game?
Fucking trash.
I think I high rolled that game.
Like, double Leona into team building
so I can actually win some rounds around Diana.
And then I cash out.
my board looks good but you just get outcapped. It's not that Nylon is as bad as that other
probably better
I need to uh I need to get some water I'm like dehydrated all right honestly I
can lock in and stream for like 20 hours today but I need to like I need to
go get some water and walk around
It's not even good, man.
Like, are you ever supposed to lock this, and then you roll on four?
You just double lock and roll on four?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay, I'll be double locking then.
Oh, I'll go get my water bottle. I need to go, uh...
I'm trying to unlock Warp of Hurry, it's so much gold, and then also it's not even
the amount of Caitlyn that you have, it's usually your gate kept by Vi and fucking dumbass
If you can, you can always just roll more on four.
Which one is it two manager and 12 AB
I mean, it's actually low roll.
Where the fuck is the, um, where the fuck is the Lord?
Don't know.
It's low roll.
Hold rumble.
Oh wait, wait what?
It's normal good.
You lost shop for three rounds.
Why the fuck are you asking that you can't even hit the fucking...
You motherfucker man.
I
Where's the Loris? Oh good
Hello can someone wait it's disappear. Did you do the math on this call?
How many Caitlyn's do you need?
Is there like a formula on when you go 5, when you go 6?
Or do you just like, play by field?
Yeah.
I just always 50, I don't know.
I usually just like roll until like 6, then I'll go to 5, then roll, and then I just
play by field.
But I'm like, I'm pretty sure you can do the math, or someone can do the math,
I'm not doing it.
Cool gear.
He still deals 1500 damage in one combat.
If he does, he'll do 1500, hopefully not.
Oh, okay, nice. He's still on his first.
Hatchet, Caitlin?
I hatched a dumbass Emilia.
I might as well just roll three times then.
Millio.
Well, this fucking piece of armor came once.
Okay.
I think, uh, that was un-tested.
But I believe he is playing...
...who saw the Scions.
It's K3 before you see any more, I hope not, man.
I already have 5 Kalins, but I do need a Loris.
Probably will meet.
I'll just have a little way. I'll have you in a minute.
What if you roll now you lose 4 rolls?
I'm not trying to lose 4 rolls buddy.
more Caitlyn.
I'm contested, so I kinda wanna roll over the door.
I'm probably going to finish my outgoing year. I think if I'm contested, I kind of want some Caitlyn's before they're all gone.
And then I'm in.
Golden Scuttle Plot.
20% AD.
Components. Fuck it.
Focus fire.
Holy fuck. Twitch!
Wait, what the- wait, hold on, I need to roll!
Give me one second buddy. Hello? I didn't see a single Caitlyn.
I mean I took- oh this is damage damage.
It's double IE good
I mean I'm probably going Gumbly plus
Wait what wait wait, I didn't see how many they gifted
I'm not going no dumbass DT.
111?
Holy shit.
Bro, I will be streaming on Christmas always.
What the fuck is this?
7216?
Who?
What?
Wait, what?
Bro, I didn't see a single Caitlyn!
I
I don't know what to do with that.
Maybe I'm gonna hatch one like this.
I'm in the same team.
I started the game with 5 Katlins, I rolled like 50 gold and I'm still at 5 Katlins.
I don't get it.
Hey, he's even going for a fucking dumbass Bard 3, man.
I don't get it.
Yo, I don't know who that Twitch decided to get me subs.
Yo, Merry fucking Christmas, happy holidays to you, buddy.
If you want to spread the Christmas spirit further just DM me and
I believe I can give you my PayPal and we can just skip the fucking tWitch fee and it can go straight to my fucking PayPal
Happy fucking holidays
GGs to everyone except for you, but only me at Twitch anyone
All right, hopefully I get a DV eventually that's what we're sending I'm never gonna find this is motherfucking just stole seven of them
Oh good
All right
Okay, so why do wait I have a question
I roll the 40
Like how man how it doesn't even matter it's contested the amount of gold that I rolled
I'm guaranteed nice I rolled 20 times more gold than he did I had like three extra
kids he's even went for German three and bar three he rolled half my gold it
It found double the amount of Caitlyn's!
Aargh!
I don't get it.
Hello?
I'm me.
Hello?
And now a mate
I'm a little sack this one K3 and then hopefully by the time I hit K3 I hit Laura's too as well
There's an East all cash out in the lobby
Oh my god!
Wait, I might hatch a gate here, except it doesn't even do anything with any Loars 3, too.
It hatched a worthless vine.
Oh
My
It's scuttle puddle by the lake and someone already has a set of two
I'm not sure what that means.
Just believe it.
Put my hand through the door.
Whoa!
Hmmmm
This is scuttle buttle with patience as a virgin
Still lost, well no shit. Ah didn't Kailin three doesn't do anything, man
I don't even have five tilt over I was like where's my module all right well if I don't
with every single round? I believe I'll be FF. I'm gonna kind of need DB though.
No, I'm malicious. Okay, how do I get anti-heal? BT, warm log.
Play around bow double warm on bb
Okay, I don't even know how I'm getting my intro.
I don't even have a Seraphine!
OO I FEED!
You're so invited anyway, if you don't even know, you can just sell anything else, you
need to sell therapy, you don't have to play, like, oh.
I don't know.
Does this guy have Brock?
I mean, it's 50 gold probably.
Is there a Seraphine?
You think?
No.
I mean my only outlets to hit Seraphine on 7.
I thought it was leveled roll for a seraphine.
Geez.
Woohoo!
There's no mining drill because of all the all in at least these mining drill
I mean, I guess it's not mining drill, so I guess the good news.
I guess the good news...
What's the good news?
I guess I don't have to go for anything else, I'll just stay on this board, I guess, because
I'm too bored and I can just find some stupid ass warden or something whoa
I mean it's actually a good thing that I find in here because I think I can fill it up
Or I don't die whereas next stage I'm dead for sure
Except I don't think I fill enough
And I do believe I'm dead as fuck
This game is actually my fault. My bad I guess. I guess I'll roll for Caitlyn better next time. My bad.
Oh, I'm good.
I even hit K3 and had a couple of this game, I don't remember.
This comp is so fucking OP.
Oh my god.
I don't know what it is.
What the hell are you doing?
Whatever.
And I got dropped in already?
Except the entire lobby's gonna be hard-tourcing, you know, with gold Ionia
We're sure she'll be losing econ to hold.
And no, that's not my next end, it's just going to be an icon doesn't have to explain
this.
New farm on neutrals.
If you, if you Hyrule enough, you can actually just re-roll R e3.
No joke.
Holy fucking items.
I think I should just take a slam in the fucking position.
No. Holy shit, thank you man. He could have uh, he could have greeped, oh no, he could
have greeped me in gold. Thank you. Merry Christmas.
Welcome. Oh, thank you. And I'm a 20 so it's too old. Wait, what?
Because he just sends out the first one I only kill one
Shit, they're gonna win fuck of these I
I am kind of down to just make my humble 20.
What the fuck is this?
I think I'm going to try to play fast line towards like, I don't know, you are not something
That's just toggling. Try hard.
Oh wait, this is the only guy I can beat!
This is the most undeserved free streak of all time.
It's actually the only...
Wow.
And then I high rolled a pick and now I'm third pick
Wow
Just look at the lobby and tell me who the fuck I beat
Straight up no one
There's Niko
Okay, I'm gonna just start questin. I I already fought with the three people I can beat and now I just start questin
G
No.
Oh, this is barding.
Wait, why is it... wait, what... what does he even do it?
Why, wait, what class is he even doing?
How'd the shop reroll 15 times?
But after I cash out, what the fuck am I even playing?
I didn't fight a man, I don't get it.
It's not even four in a row.
It's not even griefing, man.
Bro, some gold I upset, he didn't even try to top it.
Ah great, the emote only fucking mod is here, that's what with 10 subs, happy holidays
holidays to you you're still not getting mod calm the fuck down
it was an hour game
Can I fight him please?
I don't know if I'm going to be able to quest here to proc.
I think I have the Hyrule Bite EXP quest like 10 times.
No gap.
Bronze for life.
I'm sure that I'm gonna cash out some items for sweet treats.
Tiny is Titan.
Collector and I still play toward Junara.
Fighting Jewel BD, a BD.
No Titans, no Kinsu.
Why why leave Eve with 5 gets it as well?
I'm buying you the watch, yeah?
Well fuck off, man.
Why Wily, thank you.
Thank you for the subs.
I don't know if you were influenced by Masked Wolf to give you the subs, but I think you
just used up the end you have got by this clown.
Why is he not re-rolling right now to finish his quest?
What the fuck is this?
He rolled a shot 18 times.
What?
Ahhhh.
Okay, I guess I'll be rolling on 7.
Okay, I guess I'll be rolling on 7, so I can continue questing.
What the fuck is this?
What are these fucking quests?
What the fuck?
Oh my...
I mean, I kind of cashed out and just played something else, which is probably what I
should have done. But instead, I took this garbage and now I'm fucked.
This guy didn't even use his real succinct new quest. What the fuck? How? How?
I mean, with the amount of- if I'm rolling 18 times, it's basically 9 rolled on 8.
Let's surely find a Unora.
I'm finishing my quest.
And now I'm true zero level 8 true zero
I didn't hold the shim
Did I win?
Oh god.
Oh no I didn't.
I'm level 7 true zero but it's fine.
like it's fine lose three in a row I mean I have to take this one but then I can't even
I don't even get Brock immediately
I believe I won, so now I have to win, I have to lose 300 next round, next stage.
I'm not sure.
There's ten billed water where?
Where?
I'm gonna unlock, what's his name, Salvador.
Is it Kraken IE Collector or is it Gintzhu IE Collector?
I'm going to lose this, right?
I mean I guess it doesn't matter when I start moving or winning, but I need to like make sure my losses aren't 30 o'clock.
I got 5 moved.
Okay, I mean it's fine.
And then I also need to quest one more to unlock Brock.
Also, it was Sunfire Player on Ionian Force 1.
There's a T-Hex on the lobby.
I believe I am dead.
Wait, there's a 10-billed water where?
Oh.
Oh!
I see it.
He's level 840.
He's 10-billed water next turn.
Hello?
Well, I could have just I could have just played this game normally as soon as I see that fucking the second quest line and I was chill
Okay, I mean if I win this round that's actually good
because then I'm I think I'm just gonna ditch my fucking I'm just gonna ditch my
class sorry but I'm out and then now maybe I can go six
I'm fighting 10 bills water this term.
He was level 8, he's level 10 on 4 to 3.
Good one, Riot.
He's level 10 on 4-3!
I mean, if I went out starting now...
What do I unlock?
If I went out starting now, I mean this game, like, bro, nah, nah, nah, it's just, no, I have a disease, man.
Instead of just taking the cash out and just playing the game normally, I decided, yeah, let's just roll 18 times on level 7.
To, uh, to cash out.
What?
What the fuck is that?
If I win every single round...
i think i am losing
What the fuck?
How much damage am I gaining from...
reading minora.
10.
All right, nice.
I'm positioning really good. I second-win as well, right?
I can go...
unlocked maybe I guess an anti-armor nope can I do believe I'm me
How's it looking there's a Diana player I'm just
I'm just gonna pray I don't bite him.
I believe I do not have anti armor.
It's a really good set off though. I'm gonna lose the entire world.
Good second women's role. Right?
Okay.
Okay, when can I find a 5-3?
7 Ionia over dumbass and Voker.
And I swapped into Diana.
I mean, it's a 50-50, that's pretty good, right?
Where did he even go?
What the fuck is going on? Why can't this Diana move?
Oh great.
Okay, now I'm...
Wait, Brommel eats the cast?
I'm in this game? It's not like, okay listen, you guys can call me bad,
but it's like, you think I'd play like this in a real game?
It's because the reason I play like this is because I cannot get demoted and then now this game. I'm locked in
Yes
Like probably it's bro
You know, there's there's such thing as cutting her losses. I
Just said fuck it. I'm playing for Brock and
Then there was a 10 bills water in the lobby. So so yeah
Like the moment I see, the moment I see those quests, why don't I just cash out and just
play normally?
I probably would have went easily top 4.
Instead I rolled 36 rules on level 7.
Roll is pretending the Ferris open never happened. We know how well you play what I played well at Paris
What
I was one point away from the cutoff
If I hit Diana two at a reasonable pace if I hit ripterral two at a reasonable pace
If I if I maybe fight RNG someone with Trenomir, I would have made it to the next round as well
But I mean the format is just I how do you expect it to make it out?
They're so good really he got eliminated at the same round as me man
It's within four games, 75% of the players got eliminated.
And then you play another four games.
In 75% of the players are getting eliminated again. Actually, I think it was three actually.
No, it was three games.
And then you play three more games and 75% of the players are getting eliminated again.
Oh, it's 50%.
But the fact that in just four games,
600 fucking players get eliminated isn't that like actually insane?
You play four games.
Oh
EXP bro, I want to just play Caitlyn man
It's hard for us, Katelyn.
Katelyn.
You're already dead.
Ron.
I don't want me to end this one then I don't want me to come next round.
That isn't good.
I remember my father.
He's probably a good sense of me.
I did it, Blashiel.
And I did it by the naive.
This guy is only playing caveman on his own with broad chain belt cloak.
Team building.
I believe I'll be open. I need this bow.
What's actually nice about Caitlyn players is that they usually open as well.
And then they don't want bow. They want BF or Glove.
So if you wore the same pick as them, they take the BF or Glove and you take the bow.
Isn't it kind of lit?
Over thinking just play I mean I can't I can't play aboard into into Diana I
Need the bow like wait what?
What?
What's the point of taking team building if you're not opening?
How the fuck are you getting bows?
Well, you're just gonna pray you just fucking spawn them with two fucking bows, natural?
Yeah, that's definitely happening.
You can roll for Ishtal, EXP Ionia, and Village of Honor, and then you get to just make Econ
for the first few turns.
I don't know if Keanu, but it's fine.
Oh, actually fighting this guy right here is really bad, because even if I win this
round which I or lose this round which I did now he doesn't pick at the same time
as me and then now what if this guy wants both
oh yeah if you're opening you really want to roll for barb
oh he wants BF oh great the both on a fucking one cost man and he gets a
Because of the fucking dog-ass game.
Wait, did he want Po?
Why did he run towards the boat?
Oh, is he playing Ysuo?
I think he's playing Ysuo.
Oh, wait. Oh, yeah.
Wait. Yeah, yeah.
I would be very happy if you go 7th this game.
Act 8!
Bro, like, just settle the fuck down, man.
Oh, is he Diana?
Oh, actually, he might be playing GP Draven.
That comp's actually really fun.
That's my favorite comp.
That shit is fun to smoke.
Finish the Titans, but I have BF, Rod, Glove.
So why are you not playing? This is not my spot. This is not the spot, man.
What part are you playing, bro?
This guy probably just discovered TFT a week ago and just thinks every comp is playable, every unit is clickable, you can win with anything.
I think if you were to just take a screenshot of this and post it in like a Diamond plus forum,
I believe they can tell you, they can tell you exactly what they're, what you're playing. You can probably take a screenshot of just this or just a screenshot of this.
Warwick. Yeah, I think he's flexing. Yeah, I see the Titans. Maybe he's flexing Warwick.
He could play Diana. He could play Warwick. Maybe Briar Reroll. Maybe he's playing some
Yasuo with fucking dumbass Titans. For what? Or no. It's Diana, man. There's
There's nothing else to play.
Nothing was one more.
Just for some free rolls and some more econ.
So, I won't level this turn, but I probably will level the next turn though.
Alright, well, I'll hopefully get another roll, so I can finish Gensu.
And then I hope I get a tier rod or cloak to finish B.T. Hodge Gumbly.
Oh, I finished the bow and the full Gumbly.
can I like rumble somehow is there any time kimchi like I'm not building kimchi here
I almost haven't done it yet. I might get like a cloak from what's it called.
Aw man, I actually prefer to lose this round. I lose this round to make a Symmetra Gold
and then I get two more free rolls.
But I mean, wings fine as well, it's fine.
I get a 2 star 4 cost, fuck it.
Oh, I'm not trying to read the bottom of my fucking, my best unit.
Ah, that is good for me. Ha ha!
A-Soul game. I said no one ever. Don't care, I can't, I actually can't play A-Soul this game.
The problem, the problem with Atoll from this spot is that I'm 500 LP and if I lose this,
if I pop forward this game I'm getting demoted, so I actually can't.
I didn't play far, minus one.
Maybe one more turn of Ionia.
What does it look like?
Okay, the Asel is not good from this spot.
I have zero Asel items, even if Asel is on my board, I will not have a single stack.
I will not have a single stack
It's Christmas bro last time I played a soul
People weren't even having fun with the comp. They were having fun with how miserable I was man. I just said in my comment
I didn't win a single round
That's the point that's not the fucking point man
I
Great the TG is gone
Bro, I need some from my man, I mean it is a Zoe it is on a Zoe I can level over a Leona and play some a soul
If it be on his next shop, I will not play a soul pro. No, man. I can't no, no, no, I can't
No, bro like I hope I'm gonna get fucking demoted
Oh nice! I didn't play affilius!
Alright, Biff! G? G!
No, no, that was actually...
Okay, I swear that was an accident.
No, that was actually an accident.
I was gonna play a solo, but thank fucking god.
Also, how does that have a syrupy? What?
No, no, no, that was actually an accident. I was gonna play it.
No, no, no, no, no, I swear I was actually going to, but then I forgot about affilius.
Which is actually a good thing.
and I and now I think I will be saying challenger
oh fuck
ah shit
what the fuck
it's gone
what the fuck
wait what happened
oh fuck
ah shit
wait what
I wish you had bought for him in this game somehow, no man, this shit is so broken.
You just full open, roll for Bard, and then Leona too, and then Sack for the bow, and
and get three of them on what's it called and Judy's.
I'll be holding these for a fucking time again.
Stand at your side once more, you Nara.
Is it permanent, Earl?
That's her.
Perhaps it is.
I'm done to get an Ornn of the Year, Diana 2.
This too, no synergy.
So should I just go about close to her front line plus, yeah, fuck it.
I lost my 5 streak and I'm not barred in, for all I could have just rolled for Diana
No, I can't go man.
It's trying to money good or is a is is retribution good in my spot.
No.
Sweet treats.
I'm trying to money with a blast shield, but I have no damage.
Hold the line
Sweet treats have gumbly that can go for a better item. Yeah, fuck it. Yeah
What
I'm already lost my streak. I don't want to roll anything
What the fuck are these?
I mean, I can get an item eventually, it's fine.
They're already done.
Slicker, Diana, that shit, I think that shit is plus a whole delta.
Diana doesn't even attack!
I mean surely I can find one copy of uh...
What?
Okay well now that I have Shyvana like is my board good enough? Not really.
My board fucking sucks. Why am I not rolling more?
I mean, at least I can make one again.
No, I can't because I have to sell one.
You'll never serve him, too.
Yes.
He has a Zorath?
How?
What?
I mean surely I can find Diana too with this much gold.
I'm not even confessing- Oh wait.
Okay, nice. Okay, I mean, I was here, so now I don't want to roll anymore, because now I get to sac two.
How much damage- How much does Liss doing? 5.2?
I mean now is when I when I move I lose yeah I should I should go for one
dumb
Okay, well, I feel like this Diana was too expensive or no
Also how much HP is
Also, I don't even know what this I don't even guys
Comments are form of packs with the highest health ally if they die I gain 10 mana regen and 40% AP
but the highest health ally what do you want that okay if they die I gain 10 mana regen and 40%
so then I'm at 80 AP and 11 mana regen when the ally uses their ability gain 6 mana every
six seconds shield your ally for a hundred fifty percent okay so this one's
like a like a like a rod
Oh
He could just on easel no
Diana getting one shot man
And now my Diana is dead.
And now I mean, holy fuck.
HapuXXI, bro, I do not deserve these subs, what the fuck?
I'm the city of bitches, the entire game.
And then I don't even give you guys A-SOUL.
Yo, happy holidays, thank you for the subs.
Merry Christmas.
I mean the good news is I'm not getting demoted, that's pretty good.
for me
that's bad news to us i don't get you
Alright, let's stack one here and I'm going to send it.
Wait, I think I'm automatic opponent.
I am.
What?
What
I'm a go double TV
Yeah, I'm odd amount of components, odd amount of components.
You wouldn't quite take your own end if I see that.
See, taunt it!
What? Oh.
How nice, I killed the uh...
Wait, if he just loses 5 rounds, he's guaranteed.
What?
I can just play strong this time.
It's not like that piece of shit is casting.
And now I just go, I just get a free second if I win every round, see?
I was not one to get guaranteed because the moment he loses a round, he's just gonna start losing.
But maybe I can just stack?
I'll stack him.
Like if he loses a round...
Master Discast, Protectors Vow.
Nasher Toof, Adaptive.
Jay?
retreats is at 300 health that's pretty good
this positioning oh my god
i'll use two people full three
I mean, you have soul awakening. What the fuck do I have? Wait, what do I have?
but it might just not a good, oh yeah, no it might be actually good though
I appreciate you. Thank you.
Rich get richer. How come how come no one no one can just be happy? No one can be happy
for me
No, okay, I mean I got some subs from hopper
About change
What's my highest health unit, Renekton?
I don't think this guy is still in the game, it's a real question.
And also can he even afford to lose 5 rounds on stage 6?
No.
Like, isn't Lubin the real loser?
He's right.
He is the thing is, now he can't even sac three rounds.
Hello?
I don't think he will because I think he he has that he has renecd items and I
don't and I don't have a single target to deal with renecdent. I probably need to
like how do I deal with Renekton here I don't get it because isn't he me but
stronger like I'm not even kidding if I can make if I can survive if I can survive
until 6-5 I can probably just try to get items off of Diana and get like a GS or
And then I have real ginsu, complete GS, maybe I have enough to do just one job.
I'm looking at this fight, it's uh...
Oh, no, Renekton's like whatever, it's uh, he, he, he had Zerath on like early stage
4, and he probably farm like items and, and like fuckin' bullshit like that.
And he's Threshurima, and he's Zerath 2 Duo.
Like, instead of Zoraka, Tuduo, I'm playing Seraphine.
Black Hole, Acele wins the game, by the way, Bud.
I think I would be dead years ago, I believe.
I would be playing a stupid ass Leona on my board.
I would be playing Apelios.
I'd be playing Zoe, the stack is dumbass A-Soul that I don't too star until probably 5-5
at the earliest. And then I make.
I'm really in soul.
Bye, bye, bye.
you
I, uh, wait, I don't need to scan you guys for the holidays, but, uh, I have to, I have
to go. Yeah. No, it's actually like, yeah. Yeah, I mean, no, listen, I'm not the Grinch
and I'm having fun. It's just, uh, yeah. No, I actually have to go. I have to go.
Yeah, wait, hold on, let me-
Sir? Question mark?
Oh, no, I have to go. I mean, I don't want to speak on it, but like, yeah, I just have to go. It's not- it's not too serious, but-
But yeah.
Okay, admit you're the Grinch and you can go. I'm the Grinch. I'm the fucking Grinch who's still Christmas.
Alright, GG's.
What?
And I know, I'll be back tomorrow for a longer stream though.
I'm not streaming until I'm Challenger. Bro, is he retiring then?
204!
What?!
I am suck!
Zaj... Bro, the fucking back seat has got to him man!
Oh no, I hosted Pressman yesterday, I wanna host someone else.
Uh... Wait, did I host Pressman yesterday? I did, right?
Yeah, no, I must have, but I was just sitting here talking shit.
Ah, whatever, I'll get the fuck out of here.
Alright, I'm out of here. I'll see you guys. I'll be back tomorrow at GG's.
I'm the Grinch.
Didn't play A-Soul. Guess I'm the Grinch then.
Alright, can you- How about I just sit there and just have him fucking play A-Soul then?