Hello?
So, it's the professional, that's me.
to me it is either professional sir Emily's higher LP that is not very good
I mean she won't wager me. I don't know what to tell you. I think we all know why she won't wager.
They will regret opposing me.
Whoa!
I'm sorry.
What did I get for Christmas?
Nothing.
I don't understand the point of Christmas.
What's the point of buying stuff on Christmas when you can just buy stuff not on Christmas?
Do I miss something?
I don't get it.
I mean I don't get it. Spurs. Bro the spurs are the motherfucking truth. Not really. I mean
no I'm actually glad bro. Fuck the thunder man. Fuck the fucking thunder. Those guys
are some known losers. Don't get it.
I
Boy just came back from Christmas dinner. I'm stuck G. I don't care
Are you talking to me or what's going on talking to me buddy?
Question mark
Build water
This will win, I'm gonna hope that this will win out.
No, okay, you know what I hope?
Which will never happen, actually.
I want the Pacers to win without Halley.
Well, I have nothing against Halley, but it's Andrew fucking Nymar.
That's the GOAT.
And if the Pacers don't win, I want the Kings to win.
Fucking Westbrook.
That's the other GOAT.
but oh yeah they're fucking terrible all right I don't even think they're bad I
think it's a good team is just trash
this is just uninteresting this is the 5th streak it's all good
I am level 650 that's pretty good what is that yonya wait master
What's the galaxy? What do you think? What am I fighting right now?
I want to question you, man. What's the rage rate?
I just looked at my items. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
I
Didn't play
To sure I might actually go for Nala's through this game
It says three items, so I can't be good for me.
Four quick striker.
Okay.
One should already go here, another should already go over here.
Nautilus 3 with a Bramble, I mean that's pretty good man.
Construct the companion, crash test done, what is this trash?
I don't get it.
Tons of stats.
What?
I mean am I just taking tons of fucking...
Bro!
What the fuck is this?
44 health? Honestly it's not even that bad.
Sure. I mean combat is combat.
Okay.
Uhhhhhhh.
I could go guard breaker slam, but then I would probably need like two lotus or something.
but I also don't really agree this guy's a Diana I mean I probably lost my streak
I mean I could send guard breaker maybe I could win bro I'm not sending those
fucking down that's guard break I'm not using my streak
guard breaker yeah not something that
I think it's a guard breaker there
I
Okay
Bell that I'm I can meet you'll be on a June is not over what's it called
Just a random ban on my board
I don't even know if I'm playing Village Water in this game.
I have Glove Bells.
Probably not.
I mean, Diana's better than...
...and probably not.
I think I'll just be playing some Bilgewater.
I think what I can do is I just toggle 7 Bilgewater
and just try to buy...
...Nautilus item and MF item and just get the fuck off Bilgewater.
And not even bother playing Prompkinsh.
Soldier, what the fuck is this shit, man?
Who enabled this garbage?
Hello?
Belt?
Gloves?
Uh, I mean if I get 5 bill of water I can unlock Fizz, but then I'm playing a weaker board.
That is a sum, right?
Okay, I mean this is bill of water for sure.
I don't even know why I'm trying so hard to play that bill of water.
I believe I will be playing some bill of water.
That will be allowed.
I will be toggling...
I'll be toggling seven bilge water
What is the belt this I'll be toggling seven bilge water and just getting some items and then I'm gonna end with bottles on that
G
I'm a garlic don't care
Don't care.
Azir.
I believe I will not be playing bill of water, actually.
Wait, this guy also isn't his year, what?
Holy shit, like he's gonna let you eat all in. What the fuck?
What in the world?
I won this round. This guy's lovely all-in.
Wow.
Okay, well how do I unlock this?
Which I almost did unlock this.
Uh, can I play Swain?
I got gold and gold over who are missing GP GP
and I just have a zero on my board first mate splitlock last whisper
shoujin felt two fizzes of love GP Eric Wukong Jen three gunslinger I mean
It's a cent. It's not actually a result, I mean.
I mean, when this neds are on, I get Zerath, but...
I'm down to try to toggle for one more Goldwater item before I move on.
Aw, man, I'll not have the stupidest fucking Diana, man.
I mean, I get Diana too, so no one ever.
I'll take any item man. Who cares? That's good enough for me.
Wukong, Taric, TF, first meets Flitlock, Belt, Belt.
Honestly, isn't it?
Wasn't it just Warmonks?
Probably.
And then I just go for Red Belt on Garry's Elves.
And then, but don't I also want to toggle to 5 and get the captain's brew?
Yes.
Oh, does it creep hit?
If I take it out of here?
Nope.
Uh, okay.
Okay, why don't we drop a dog?
Mace this.
This guy has a Nibbier. What the fuck? Do you go for a Nibbier 3?
A Nibbier 3? What the fuck?
Okay, I mean ideas are worth the wait but two sugar Nikos
Hundred meters Eric this drop
I should probably just do this because I hate me.
I mean, it's probably stronger than just what I'm doing this still though.
Alright, let's just keep sacking.
Am I playing can't do this game?
Probably not.
I want to buy... which one do I want to buy?
Bleeding Black Market.
Alright, this one.
And then I'm just gonna keep 5 Bilgewater until I get Captain's Brute.
And then now I just have a 3 out of MF for 3.
G.
And I just cap her on Senna, MF, Sharima.
Bilgewater!
GG, Bilgewater.
Woohoo!
I do enjoy playing Bilgewater. This shit's fun to smoke, man.
Bilgewater.
Am I close to unlocking this shit?
Hello?
What the fuck is the hold up?
The bow's gone.
Bro, oh my fucking, alright, belt is half empty, I'll show you.
And then I can just drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop and I probably won't even play what's it called this game
I'm gonna have bloodline resources next turn and honestly, I'm just not gonna greet the captain's brew if I don't need to I
Will be turbo fucking spiking in two turns
All right, TX, loser alert.
What the fuck happened to my board?
This trade?
Oh, man.
Did I get one more, you think?
No.
55?
It's fine.
I mean I might as well just sack I don't think it's gonna change the fight if I play strongest
that's not even true though like I'm in a small upgrade and it might actually make it so I save a
life somehow and I can just toggle when I buy it and if I don't see it I'm just gonna just get
I don't have any opportunities to hear any more.
Can't explain why.
TF Graves over Wukong, Swain.
5 with Black Marnie and Sousa. 5-1 all in.
And GGs.
I definitely not feel like I'm changing.
The game's over. I won for sure.
GGs.
No captain's brew.
That's okay.
Why are they just dropping build water to like all of them?
I don't even have to play these two units, right?
I was not a bad loss, it's fine. I really should be going 2-0 here, like 10 more shops to see.
I mean, I probably should be playing by now. It's not anybody home this month, I think.
I probably wouldn't be strong with this. How do I drop a... I mean, I can just drop the old water, right?
Loris, because I can drop drop for the Loris with Orr and who's my board?
but uh
Fuck, I mean those Orrins are huge, I put it over fucking a lot of Wukong, I have three fucking bill of water in
Also I should have won the previous round man
Actually, I guess I can just play, what does 3 buildwater do?
20 ADAP.
Oh great, TX-2 on 8.
I don't really want to roll though is the problem but boards like basically gone on yet.
I really should be an extra life though, because I shouldn't have lost this fight in
now one life but also I can't even roll here because why not just level for
fiddle six and then roll for like the worst plus like Lord is this three
word in which they're whatever but yeah I mean I can't roll oh no it's two lives
but I should have lost a life no it's probably two lives it's not even
guaranteed to be two lives but I don't really want to roll like if I if I have
40 HP here I can comfortably make it to a full cap
never mind
I got a fucking scan. I got a straight scan.
I was actually a Lord of Sith though. I mean I probably should have rolled now if I'm safe and paired.
Shyvana paired.
This fucking stupid ass motherfucker.
Well, it was not a real upgrade, man.
What does Loris look like?
Hello?
Loris?
What the fuck are these TGs?
These TG'd?
A GSIE?
Hello?
He's TG'd, a GSIE.
Hello?
I'm dead.
I went eight.
I tet.
I mean, this is my fault.
Like, why am I not true 0-5-1?
Like, this is my fault, by the way.
Holy shit, he actually went on Nivea 3 and Cabin around Ryze at level 10?
I mean this guy's board is fucking illegal.
I went 10th streak into an 8th.
10th streak into an 8th.
Oh my god.
I mean the board is actually good, not really.
I mean it would have been good in Scuttle Puddle if I, it's not this board but I just
had to, like, lower it so far, I had to hold the fucking dumb ass Loris.
Because the moment I hit a Z-Ear I need to hold Loris, and then I play...
And then that one Loris means I don't have to roll on that turn, and then I go 9 for middle stage, I'm pretty sure I actually went out.
No joke. Like who the fuck do I lose to if I level there? Because I'm also getting an Orn item pretty soon.
And then I also finish in 3 out of a Z-Ear, and maybe you hit a T-Gears on them.
You know, I actually would have went out, but it's an ONA.
You're lower than I'm a kid, but this is the person, bro.
Emily.
Is Emily even here?
Hello?
I'm tired.
you
8.
What?
8.
Ha.
I've been watching the fucking the LPL, the Masiya Cup, bro, what the fuck happened to
the LPL?
Like, I feel like all of the teams just got changed.
You're 100 LP lower than me.
What happened, bro?
Emily?
What's a wager to 1500?
Can wager and coach me?
By coach you mean just fucking backseat every play?
No.
Alright yeah, I'll have Setsuko coach me.
By Setsuko coach me I'll just give him my account.
How about that?
And then I'm just going to go lie down and watch some fucking Netflix and some
basketball
isn't that what you always do though?
no
bro, you think Setsuko is not very nice man
you think he would go out of his way
And help a friend out? No.
100% no he fucking woulda man.
I mean he's my friend but he's not doing that.
He fucking cheers.
How do you play basketball? Aren't you 4-9? Even if I were 4-9? I said watch
basketball. You're not allowed to watch basketball if you're 4-9. Like does that
even make sense? I mean you probably watch football even though
you're the scrawny motherfucker on the planet. No playing. I'm not playing man.
I mean I'm just wondering like it's pretty good on that works
You're not very jolly k3 500 lp throw it's not like no just fucking wait
I got to hit the trail.
Belt, glove, t-shirt, belt gear glove, graves.
You no longer gain 4 gold now, round start gain 5 DXB.
That should pretty good of Bilgewater honestly.
escape. Upper mobility. Band-o-dees. Alright. Game 5 ESP round start. Draven. Alright, well,
I win the first round. I win the game. That's no gap.
Alright. Can I win the first round, please? I'll first one's free. Oh, thank you.
can I win? I mean I have a problem and I'm sending you a dozen plans surely I can win this one right?
Blast you. Also you're not dramatic I'm just saying. Surely I can win this one if I'm gonna need a team.
Okay.
Uh I think I have to win the next one though. Oh wait round 13 fight ESP or wait how much is
Oh
Okay G I thought you gained five total but you ain't seven
They're actually have to buy this a lousy
Alright, and now I just ARK level to 7 and hopefully I can find GP Nautos without buying
Alright if I wouldn't this round the game's over, yes?
Did I not buy it?
I did man.
Uh, minus, minus 15.
Okay, honestly I don't even want to say minus 15.
I feel like losing 30 is like kind of annoying, but losing 15, that's just not going to last.
It's like when you bet $5 in a basketball game, you use that $5.
Holy fuck the delay, what's the delay?
Alright, Glove Cloak.
What is there?
I can go Vanquisher, plus one.
And I cab around Vanquishers.
Honestly, I'm kind of down, especially if I get the GP.
Zon.
Actually, I can go Juggernaut.
Wait.
Okay, I'm going to get the GP.
That's pretty good.
I'm gonna go Juggernaut plus one, but fuck.
Is there a Graves in my shop? No.
Always trouble.
Juggernaut.
Uh, GV is Slayer with, I mean, not dropping TF plus Graves, but now Wing, a GP.
Uh, probably need a whole chemo though.
So I can unlock Nautilus, or not Nautilus, but it's Juggernaut.
I'm always playing Swain, plus Shyamalan in this game for Juggernaut for a while.
Because when is Emily waiting to hide?
Every single year we wager.
Never mind, man.
I never mind.
Never mind.
Darius.
I mean, I can play sign over this.
Get three nonsense in.
What's for me?
3, uh, 3 build water, a JP, Fizz, and the other, once you only paid 50%, and the other,
I got scammed. You didn't win a single time! The only one you won was whether... okay,
Let me just tell you what it is, yeah?
Basically, I don't care if I lose money myself, yes?
If I lose X amount of money, I don't fucking care.
I do care when someone else takes my money.
If I wager pressment, I will be sweating my ass off to make sure he does not get my money.
But if I, if I, if I, if the only, like, no, this is just Rage-Mate.
This is just Rage-Mate.
No, no, no, this is just Rage-Mate. I think I'm getting Rage-Mated.
Uh, Gordle, GP, level 7.
This one off is? Yeah. Okay.
He really is the Grinch.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Ella, you are legitimately just straight ass at this game.
I don't- I don't know who the fuck you're talking to.
Not me, I hope.
A bow?
A chain? A bow globe chain?
I mean, do I even want to play five bird water this turn?
I mean, let me just refresh the shop, because I might find...
Wait, I just got a spat!
MF. Who am I missing for 7 bill of water?
Anodolous.
Wait, I missed- I missed Fawn, man.
Hello?
Sir?
Where the fuck is my Fawn, you piece of shit?
I made a jungle knot plus one, man!
Oh my fucking no, no, this is the fucking scan and now I'm a
Bro what I went the fuck gotta get this bet wait, what? Oh, what's up, bro? No, I'm a tummy cheese
I'm not a comedy
Where
The fuck?
Oh, there it is.
You fucking piece of shit-ass game.
Uh, oh, let me buy the captain's brew, actually.
I'll be buying this one.
Cutler's dumbass cutlass.
Fuck is this?
Fuck you.
Hey?
Oh, I mean, it's all good.
What'd I get?
that one it's not good but I mean what is this what you suck bro what happened
You suck, bro!
What?
What happened?
I will protect you.
I mean I get it. That's really what I get. Another MF.
Did I just see someone with... built water in? Fucking loser. I thought I was on the
Oh, what the fuck?
First mate's flintlock
First mate's footlock behind that, Tharnuckles or Deadman's dagger, gee?
Missed Fawn, I mean yes man, I mean okay, nice, great fucking observation you piece
of shit.
Miss Fawn!
I mean, yeah, I mean, okay, sorry
I mean, I can make build water plus one said no one ever
Bro, oh no, it actually is both water plus one man
Said no one ever think I'm stupid buddy
I mean, if I close, I'm probably just gonna jam the other thing.
This is not looking very close.
Okay, well if I am going long, I believe I will be sitting here going true fucking zero
until I find an MF, because this is my shop.
G?
Someone stop him, man!
Here I am!
Okay...
I'm not sure they're going to lose this one, right?
Fight?
It's moot sub so I kinda want to hold onto the spat.
The chance that you're getting a spat or a pan is not even that low.
So I'm kinda down to just uh...
And if I wanted the full sweat I could toggle right now but...
build bro no man I'm not going no fucking 10 build water man I have I'm
going long I don't think I can hit level 10 until like six one and by then I
I'm already a PS word a tier a cloak a GB
Hello
I can't wear the crown to the king's tag little girl.
Your shop has MF in it, and it basically needs to take you out of the pool, so you just bench it, and then it's back in the pool, you find the MF, and then your shop stays the same, and then you buy the MF.
You basically just add an MF into the pool.
mess hall and build water
bar knuckles a Tom Kench
dead man's dagger I mean honestly I could probably just read one more
What is this gift yes
I mean I actually could go
I'm not going to dumbass build water plus one man fuck you
I don't know if I'm actually going to be able to buy them, because I'm going to go Shoshin,
Shoshin, Lost Whisperer, and then I just go for Deadman's Dagger as the Lost.
Because the moment I see that I'm never gonna be buying stats. I just want to buy the better
I'm level 950. Is there a cheap $2?
Oh, I mean I'm basically making 50
I've lost this one though nowhere.
I don't even see how many stats my buildwires have.
Oh that's right, I can roll another.
Zero.
Wait, who's water plus what?
I give my center a fucking a BF sword.
But like if this weren't in the shop, I'm kind of down.
Because then I can just start buying stats and maybe it actually kind of is okay.
But I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna save for this fucking dead man's dagger and then
just show him off for this center.
It kind of reminds me of Naruto Senpai when he was younger and got boy by air and nobody
knew he was going to save the whole fucking village while that's the deepest fault.
Shut the fuck up.
Cloak?
Spat Cloak?
Okay, I guess I'll be going B-B.
A B-B.
And then I also will probably have her on switch of honor this game before I'm not
just give you give TK some good stuff then honestly maybe I start holding some two stars
What is this, a TAS speed?
260, why is this shit so expensive?
It's over a drain.
Ah, it's 16 AS, that's pretty good.
Is this an e-tile catch-out?
Is it each outcash out?
15 AS whole board? I mean
I have actually a loss
Captain rule has burned no it doesn't no it's burned, but it's not we
I'm running low on removers.
I mean this is gigabits enough.
It's like an actual number one giga.
Eh, yeah, I'll give it some amazing nuggets.
I know it was nine, or ten.
I still have seven bills water on my board, by the way.
That doesn't sound right.
What the f- how does this- excuse me?
This Renekton unit is fucking broken, man.
Oh, yeah.
Also, where is my anti-heal?
Also, I should probably stop feeding the fucking Tomcatch before I just go broke.
I've been feeding like 10 gold already, man.
But I'm feeding 10 gold on 10 odds, that's just a set of two.
I'm dropping a set of two for...
My hands do the talking
Is there a $1 shit or what is the past me with this for all three gold? I mean that's pretty good man
Whatever fucking like how like I lose one gold for two AP like that can not be right man
broad broad PG when it could have been
I think I'll be making I can't even make build water plus one I
Have no anti-heal. I'm not to guarantee
I have no anti-heal.
Alright well I need to drop half the trash on my board.
GX2.
I...
The captain's brook is burned.
It is not wound! It is not wound! It is burn! Burn!
Fiddlestick.
I might as well play this until I actually find some real stuff.
Yeah, I might as well.
I'll feed him when it's too hard.
I need to find this TK first.
I do believe I am fucked.
This Diana is dashing straight to my MF.
3, 3, 3.
Oh, I think there are two stars.
That's pretty good, man.
He's fucking anti-anti-Diana.
but I uh I'm chilling I'm pretty close it's like I need to find a nice
This is a two star.
Yeah fuck it.
Why?
Okay I have a question.
Why am I?
Why did I feed my TK?
You know, I'm level 10, I lost like 15 gold by the way.
And 15 gold on 10 is like every 2 star legendary in the game.
Hello? Wait, oh that's why.
Oh that's why.
Give me my gold back. Goodbye, buddy.
Wait, is that what I think it is?
I'm going to go rabbit on TK, rabbit on BT, bar knuckles, little tank.
I kinda want to unlock a Volibear and just cap her on Volibear, but I don't know what
the fuck it's about to do on this unit.
BG, Rabadon, Bar-Nuckles.
I'll just go with this for a...
It probably should be one star pizza should go.
I am broke. I need to see this at each D and not AP because I can give him, I can not
I'm too poor. I mean, I don't have to tell you. I keep feeding this piece of shit.
So, hopefully, I am broke.
I've been level 10 for the entire stage, but I don't know what...
Oh, man.
How many stats does that go to our house?
But honestly, I'm pretty sure I can just go double MF.
I don't know why I'm trying to make you die, you can't make you do more fuck.
What does Fizz look like?
So why do I keep beating this piece of shit?
I rolled a brawl there though, no anti-go.
I mean I have a lot of agitatorsh too, and I'm going to get Diana, but who's not looking?
No, I'm not.
I was going to go for one of our slides.
I do not have any heal.
I rolled Marlboro by the way.
I would buy this piece of shit.
I mean, the lucky blue is actually good if I'm playing double MF carry, which I probably
will because I'm trying to drop the stupid ass fizz and the stupid ass, uh, orn.
For...
Volvaire double MF.
And then I can also drop a lousy.
Alright, do I even have a lousy on my board?
Bro, I need to start buying these, so I can buy stats.
I'm another M2.
What in the fuck is this?
I mean I'm about to farm that and then I just go another MF, double MF.
And then now I might as well just feed him. I'll give him $2
Okay, and then I just go double MF over stupid ass orn
It's not like Five Bilge does anything and it's not like I can't play another bruiser man
What could be fuck it is this where did he even get this shit? I
Don't get it
I don't get it. I mean, I'm about to get Ornn, hopefully I hit Senna, too.
five bills water I didn't even hit mf2 this game or senator to the scene but
you can just kill the no it doesn't matter you need double fucking how I
have a question how can you take level up on to one roll for Katelyn three and
win the game. It was Caitlyn too? It's this broken with Caitlyn too?
So why does anyone re-roll when you can just level, wait hold on you level the 8
and you just hold the trash, wait hold on, Cait 2, wait hold on, hold on, 2?
Hold on. K2.
K2 by 2, Boris 2, Seraphine 2, and you need one Orianna, you need one two-star.
I mean, the problem, okay, no, the thing is it's the only reason it looks strong
is because he made it to two-star. But like, have you seen TX1 without Caitlyn 3?
That shit is ass. No matter, Regen. No fucking damage. Are you just sitting there just pretending
to fight? But I mean, he made it to TX2, so I guess I'll fuck them.
Show me the good news on the Vikings, are the Vikings doing well?
No.
Honestly that's pretty good, 7-7.
Okay.
I'll see if I'm filled.
Oh, I don't I didn't bet on the thread I bet on the money line
Wait, a bow?
Bro, like, I'm just getting too lucky, man.
A bow?
just shameless what this is three games in a row of buildwater I don't get it
you just gotta you just get a free line to play I just realized where were the
wait there's no there's 40 s
Let's set the score all or nothing.
I ain't got time to bleed.
Tough luck, mouse.
Spectula, what is that?
Boy emblem.
We'll not be making that one.
I could have treated it like a low-key.
Oh, spatula.
Ah, that's not...
I should have used this.
Can my frontline sustain?
Hopefully.
I might actually pivot this to, uh, with the Ionia.
I mean, I could pivot to Ionia, but...
Go for Sacking. I don't even know how to do it possible.
Everyone's a hero.
They're gonna shoot off a leg or two.
Simmer down, hotshot.
Uh, so it's even shroud. He's probably just trying to go to water or something.
I mean he's unlocking it now but I don't know if he's actually gonna play it and
this is when you build water as well. There's three build water players. I don't get it.
Oh great. Is he level five? Nope. But he's pretty strong. I guess I have game two.
There's really needs to cast once though or I think we run false.
I mean why would I ever pivot off this line though?
Can I even upgrade TF2 from this spot?
Earthquake.
Oh.
He's a Bilgewater plus one for sure.
I think I'll play towards Yunara.
I don't know if I want to play Bilgewater plus one from this spot.
K3 Soju is Grinch!
Roa-
Uhh, I mean, yeah. I might play Ionian instead.
Who's that I made buildwater plus one?
The boss has some ginsu. I'm not playing both dumbass main with ginsu profession.
Every time I have ginsu on main, I don't care what the stats say.
It's only negative like 0.4 delta, plus 0.4 delta, but that just feels like plus 3,000 delta.
My unit just walks around.
I can't even tell if she's like attacking or not.
Because the unit's nothing to say to damage.
I mean I could buy buy and then just make Nautilus do it's not even bad.
But I think I might want to play towards Ionia, Ionia.
There's so many billows water players, what the fuck?
Loser alert.
That's BF Sword Noxus.
You can just play towards 10 Noxals.
Really?
Teacher, he's so do so bad!
Am I actually building billboarders email? Let me see. Billboarders? Five billboarders already? I'm contesting him for MF. I don't think so, buddy.
This guy is probably not pivoting off billboarder either. This guy is probably not pivoting off billboarder either.
Okay, I do believe I will be playing some Ionia. What the fuck is this shit?
I mean, I can make build water plus one right now, that's no gap, gold, 16 to level, needs
I mean I could make build water, I would not be doing that.
Oh what the fuck?
Oh it looks like I just duped my items almost, low heat, not really.
I thought I was about to duple.
Like I dragged the IE and the IU was still over here and I thought if I placed it
the IU would stay on the bench.
I was like oh shit, it's a free dupe, not really.
Yeah, I only just played Master, but I don't really, I mean, I would almost always make
Goldwater plus one.
I mean, I probably, if I was going to make Goldwater plus one, I would not have fucking
bought, uh, what to call it, two like that.
Oh, great.
And now I lost.
I mean, maybe the tier is so bad, you start on one console away.
You fucking piece of shit, minus 7000 gold for now, bugger.
Boxes plus one bucket.
One, two, three.
This game is fucking doomed!
Really?
This game is doomed?
My spot is fine!
I have three items here, two item tank,
half what's it called?
This game is doomed.
Let me just make sure these fucking loser buildwater players aren't pivoting into Unara like fucking...
Cause I mean, I didn't pivot for them not to pivot, you know what I mean?
He's right.
Is it allowed to play Unara with no econ? I mean, I...
Yes, because there's four build water players, that's why I'm playing Nara, man.
is uh low key with this front line is jinx better with this amount of front line
He's seven bill of water
Also it looks like I'm four but I'm not actually four
This Grey's unit is fucking disgusting.
He got killed.
I might actually be able to unlock...
Bollabare 4 Bruiser Sion 2 with only a sub-par here though.
I don't really want to sell this but I don't really want to...
just thought it do might as well move it
how close is this to a 3.8
I mean if I get some stats I actually can't.
Chris just keeps almost getting the air wing down.
Tobuco.
Nara.
Halloween here.
No.
4 Ionia, I think I build one of them, though.
I'm trying to unlock this Volibear, because I'm pretty sure I'm playing Volibear Duo.
I mean, 3.3k health.
Who I've missed? That stupid ass moondo is 6 bruiser enough to unlock Volibear, it is, right?
Like, I mean, he's also getting stacked still.
I'm gonna play Master Volibear, it looks useless, but...
No, surely I find a kinder verse, then, uh...
I need to find the moondo again.
Alright, do believe on me.
Take a guard.
What's that 3.4 Honestly I might even be able to unlock it without
Oh, what's it called?
A bow.
Be a broad bow.
I'm not going to be brought to your bone.
56th to level. I'm not as well as SAC-1.
I just saw a Brom too, 4 Ionia, I was up with 5 Ionia instead of Tristana, what does that do?
Alright, I just got 5 Ionia of course, I don't think I have some kind of conflict with
people here, oh god I'm going to miss blue blood for sure, oh god.
Why do I just put up my planner then bro I'm not even using the planner to set
like what the fuck might do with it.
I'm just gonna put the ruler on the planner thing.
Oh look at this.
That's all.
Okay.
I mean I'll be taking that one.
What is this quick striker where's this piece of shit this is my board are we fucking serious
right now. Okay. Okay. I'm kind of
going to just keep this eye on
852 sacks. And I just rubbed on the
four bruises with a ball of air.
and i dropped ludo, ludo is actually a little bit though
and i probably not
4 bruiser front line
bro look at this scion, it's so tanky
you fucking piece of shit that steam
Bola Bayer. Set. A lally fuck you, fuck you. And give this Kaboogle fuck off my board.
I have a plus one slot. I'm out of time to roll.
Who do I own you?
I mean, I can I own you? You just put three of them on there.
I mean, this sucks.
Six I own you, four weaver. Whatever, time to go nine.
I there's no way I'm playing that
And then I eventually get Ionia Kindred or Senna and I just
Stay 4 Bruiser, because this unit basically has 3 warmonged on him.
So I just end the game with Scion.
Nothing wrong with that.
Tier...
Visage...
Nothing wrong with Scion.
Like, I mean, just look at this unit, man.
Just look.
See?
So, I know, the 708 fucking sucks.
This is a two cost, but it's good that I mean I played it like I play this it's two one
That's pretty good.
But it's uh, basically I just play I just level
Kindred
Over this and I just level for Senna and I play only a kindred or Senna
Last whisperer and I end with Gumbly then I recover on ball of air three and then maybe I can play like
I mean, that's all not even that good right now, it only did 1700 here, and like, I mean it did a little bit, but like, not really.
really not really
Bro, this Sunfire Sion is getting an extra like 150 HP of light, it's at 1400 now.
What the fuck?
I own your Senna, I own your Yunara.
Rod, belt, automatic component, loot sub gives me a component so it's even amount of components
And, great man, fucking doggy, oh yeah.
And now I do believe I'm fucked.
I mean, I wanna see inside the TF,
than the problem is, there's a fucking TX player and if I hit the TX player, I'm fucked.
This is a board question mark. I'm sitting on 50 gold men, settle the fuck down.
I'm going to call it not a loss, because I took a lot of damage, so it's kind of a loss.
I don't know if he's dead.
40 gold.
I don't really want to roll anymore.
Also, I kinda wanna owe you a Senna.
But I don't have a third vol' in my rhythm, so I cannot.
I
Should refer your no man, I'm not playing the dumbass from your it's just can you ration and all it's a little sick
I
Well, I don't really know any more
I don't get too old I game
But I think if you're playing this comp, I think it's really hard for you to win. I think if you go second, that's a win
You gonna get the tg? No. I have Gumblade. I mean I only have this absolutely nothing.
I mean I'm probably down for the tg though. Anyone? Tg for me? Perhaps? Tg for me? Whatever.
Whatever.
That's the aggro total off of the sign I guess.
I can move the aionia to sign up, but I'm just true zero.
Also, I'm a single kinder, which I should be releasing.
Oh!
G8, Ionia, Starax, Gumblade, GG!
Wait, it's 12 of Kaisa 3!
You have a TF on your board, okay?
Why did I find a fucking Kindred, man?
I don't know what to tell you
I mean this is pretty good
4 Bruiser, 3 N'Volley, 5 Ionia, last was for Ionia, Senate 2.
I'm about to get a component off of a loot sub so I can finish this.
And then I just go 3rd Lucian Senate item on Jaricel.
are on neutrals.
I like how some brats are really dead, man.
There's another one on Twisted Feet.
bro this is not a one the game man it's pissing me off
I can play Draven for minus one, no
If I get a spat, I can go Iolian plus 2 and move the gumblade to year and just Iolian
of all bear and just drop the stupid
five I only have four
I can go
b b
a jg
okay okay it's play master right get to a play master I mean it looks good to me
why don't we call in the middle of the map
What the f**k is this?
I
Mean
Two or items to the horn like on stage fucking do I don't get
No, you'll get one one item. Oh now he is to he's got a whole crusher
I mean, maybe I can level
Rock terror can play seven fucking Ionia national five percent property. Honestly, it's not even bad
Except I don't think I can ever
Wait, I think he's lost, wait he's one life.
Wait, I just have to like do some fucking bullshit ass fight orgy, man.
Wait?
I'm silent. Let us end this mockery.
Level 4 tonslinger.
I got away from the set that's pretty good and also my set is dying burst just wait
just wait why does it look like my my mission is already dead so they just already dead
That's fine, lost, lost, Ionia plus one.
Alright, bet.
Seven Ionia, that's pretty good.
I actually could have rolled on lower levels to find the jinn.
you sir or ass then you know Geely's
This Unara unit is underrated right now.
Really?
Underrated.
Underneath.
I'm going to go see what Abby is doing, Abby is barking.
I'm going to bring my mouse with me so I don't miss Q.
you
of
the
I
Whoa
What you go to what who let you go
Oh, sorry, you know, happy holidays, bro
Wait, what? No, it wasn't me. I just didn't see it. Oh, yeah, honestly, I really should be uh
Trying to figure out as a professional streamer that I should actually probably figure out how to uh, like see
the notifications
For for for subs. I have not seen the notifications for subs
for a good three or four years yeah you said that three years ago yeah I don't
know how to find it
I
Don't even think they're gonna get the gold to unlock the theme
But I don't own my
a belt
I don't know if it's just that one holding to see what I hit
bringer of ruin
in a scion and a briar
you can't even unlock the block and do something on that
pyro maniac don't you mean?
Holy shit.
Plus three.
What?
I don't have a quicksucker though.
Oh good.
What do I have?
Arcanist?
A piltova?
A yordle?
a yordle
I think if I win this round and I see like one more pair I might actually just roll for bard
I'm actually getting so much more.
Blank and Ari
Or is pretty good of a unit
If I win this round I'm probably going to level I'm probably not playing the monster this
Like if I if I get gold
Or if I win this holy shit if I win this round
Okay, I won, now what?
You know what I can play?
I can play towards TX, and I just roll on E. And just, and then just pray I make it to
TX too.
Yeah, I got lost to that earlier today.
Oh
I
Said all it's 31 level five to four it's it's got a funnel
And I'm sitting here making every economy work with my board is worth three cents I
Can level and make
Yeah, I don't think I'll be loving
I don't even know how I won three rounds.
I mean, I lose, I lose, I lose, and let me fight this side, fuck it.
Gee!
Did I get him?
No!
You think I kill one here?
What I only use is the upgrades below my own gap.
Oh, okay, I'm looking at people's spots, this guy's getting too crack and crazy.
This guy is level 6, 3 billet water, TF2.
Oh my god.
What?
I mean that's fucking useless.
16 to level.
Bro, I might as well just level man.
Nope.
Even if I lose, I should have farmed one gold, I don't really want to sell this stuff.
Oh nice.
I'm down to farm two gold here.
I farm two gold, I don't even sell ash.
Because I think I'm playing like some AD plus this game and just, yeah.
What?
Okay.
Okay
Everyone's just open
I'm not doing it myself.
Hello.
I'm nothing.
Another rod and a cheater.
Cool guy check.
Zoli.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm definitely playing towards some lifeline.
Okay, I try to play towards Ryze, and I cap it on Ryze's game, it's on 8, but yeah, my board
fucking sucks.
I don't get it.
I think I actually just leveled to 7 and that's where I just rolled.
I can see the HP and just make the same amount of money and I think my cap is gonna be the
exact same.
No matter what I do here, I appreciate the cap is the exact fucking same.
Wow, these options are a bit of a trash.
How close am I to spiking?
It's not that close.
I think I will be talking.
Just look at my board.
Oh my god.
Just look at this shit, man.
Oh, good.
Good.
Dreaming too.
Wow, I actually killed a lot here, what the fuck?
I mean, one unit lost, that's not even a loss.
Zoe paired.
Bro, I'm down to roll a little bit, man.
Lux.
I'm paired
Swain, Nautilus
Alulu
Okay, another one
For Arcanus Frontline
Sunfire, JG
I can't roll anymore, it's a problem.
I want to be with a 4-1-1, but I can't roll anymore, I can't roll anymore, I can't
only so my board fucking sucks I know I was making
I can go for invoker with invoker plus one bucket
4 Invoker? Invoker on... Who do I even Invoker?
I mean the problem is like I would play Seraphine Invoker but the problem is the
Piltover is so useless so I'm not trying to do that
I hope the hero likes me.
There's no way I'm playing bad in this game.
It's fine, man.
You know how to three-hug it.
What the fuck?
Let's see I don't know
Sure, then kill one more right I suppose war by the way I
Believe I suppose a war I need it's fucked
I honestly crushes that is kind of good here
Unsealed from steel on the fuck it not I have no front line
I can go this over this and then what is this open slot that'll already bug it
Okay
How's it looking?
I mean it looks like it's an eighth, but I'm about to be I'm about to roll a million gold just wait
And then just cab around invoker
Invoker rise at at nine if I make it tonight
Which I probably will not be making it
and also I can't even I can't even play put over this game because I missed all
the buildovers. Millio? A Millio?
Don't worry
GG's.
I mean, I kinda need to level, but I can't even stop rolling here.
Because my board sucks.
Oh, I got a... oh, nice.
Staff Smith, but then if I get, last I can sleep with dual queue for what?
I mean I kind of need more damage items, I mean I think I just pray I don't get AP items.
Dual queue gets two components.
I'm just doing it again, I just pray I don't get Morello, if I get Morello, bad beat.
What is Nautilus doing?
He's trying to come back in.
Bad beat.
Alright.
And then now I just level for Targon.
Unlock the rise and then I play invoker rise at my main carry, yes?
What is this arcanist? What is this and I drop this piece of shit?
I mean I can't roll anymore like whatever man, and then I just go
Invoker rides Bumbley GG. I mean I have to go a front line. I don't even know why my bull is complete dog shite
Did I sell Jarvan do this game?
I don't think so
How do you know the rides easy for traits? Oh, I can I can just toggle in four traits. It's fine
What do I have? I have Demacia, Frojord. Okay, I mean I can buy this.
Wait, hold on. What is this? Juggernaut? Kabugo over this? Then what is Swain?
Kabugo, Lulu, Targon, and I'm done. But then like what the fuck is the point of-
What's the point of this stupid ass?
I don't get it.
I have a question.
What the fuck is the point
of the dumbass Ryze if it only has
Demacia and Frojord?
What the fuck does Demacia and Ryze even do?
I don't even know.
What the fuck is that?
Because I'm pretty sure if it's no Ionia,
it's just a no-go.
Execute.
Oh, I believe this is my board. I will be leveling for fiddle stick
Like no Sharima no Ionia. Yeah, fuck that man. I
Will be leveling for Shimano over Nautilus in a fiddle stick
I was not the wrong one so I have three item three item. It's actually fine Loki not really
But I can also just go drop Lux.
Shivana too.
It doesn't even look that bad.
I didn't even look that bad.
The throw-in-a-Rise is good, but not, like, no Ionia, no what's it called?
I can also just cap around Zilean too because if I go Zilean too it allows me to drop Lux
but like I have Garen too it's not even bad like if anything it would just be Zilean
over Anivia, Braum too, Zilean over Anivia, Braum too and then Shyvana over Nautilus
except I probably will never hit Shyvana, so I do believe I'm a...
I mean I can't drop the Devon's down, too poor, man.
I mean, I don't know where the fuck I'm getting this gold from and I'm not playing no dumbass rise without...
without nothing.
This lust is not even bad, man.
Like, everyone's talking shit about it.
Lugs are not even bad.
Like, I'm not gonna win the game,
but if you looked at my spot on 4-1,
was I not going 8?
And then now maybe I can go 6.
That's pretty good.
lead the charge
If I don't hit Shyvana, then I'll just play Bromble's zillion. I mean, I'm just gonna roll for two stars. Whatever's two stars, it's two stars
And GGs.
I'm going for you man.
I'm shit. Let me go over Luxury though.
What is that? Something that I don't know?
That's my gold orb.
I don't know why this game is mandatory.
Yay.
What does Braum look like?
Villian 1.
Bowel belt.
I can carry Villian this game.
Gehex 2!
WOOHOO!
Oh I got a component!
I got a kraken!
WOOHOO!
I will fight as long as I stand.
All your life has looked to this moment.
Okay, but I can't be good for me.
Huh?
Who the fuck did I beat?
little stick
How's it looking?
Oh nice, I shouldn't pass it.
That's pretty good.
What?
I lost the tiebreaker. He fought the clone. He died to the fucking clone by the way.
you
Hello?
Happy holidays everyone.
Yay.
Back to Diana, Bilgewater, you're not a noob, you're a big Nelson.
I ain't recognized your stupid ass name from a mile away.
You've been rage-baiting or attempting to rage-mate my dumb ass for a good five years.
Apologize right fuck- godamn, apologize right now or I'm banning your ass and there
will be no appeal in the holiday spirit apologize happy holidays bro
Bad, bye bye buddy, don't care, happy holidays.
The Grinch strikes.
of
the
I'm sure it'll go wrong.
That works! I hope it works!
A Zindal. A Rod Jane.
You attacked the faithful.
I mean I can take this and play Trim.
with QSS have QSS Gensu.
But why don't I just take that and play trend?
I mean, I don't think I even want to play Trim here, honestly.
I mean, I can't make Trinitums this turn, it's a problem.
I believe I may be playing some Diana.
see though let me let me just roll on 35 and all that you know or not 35 23 but
this might be a Diana game geez all right good play ashram but I'm not
having what is this gold destiny hard bargain show Jin bow lifting competition
Nothing.
Glove will glove against the titans.
And the chain.
GS adaptive slamming.
What's that? I don't know this game.
You lost it all as an 8th hole game wasn't a trend game no I am not playing
turn from this spot that's some fucking cap of penis
jeez okay I didn't hit a leona or a milio
Oh
No, Leona no milio
That's okay though
Like basically you hit milio or or leona you're kind of harrowing and I don't even hide those wins
there's uh there's no leona and there's no miliola again excuse me
Excuse me?
I mean, that's actually just a bad B.
You don't find Leona or Belio on your roll down, and you also don't find it on Carousel.
I think on average of opening you find one of those two conditions, like, I mean, you
definitely find it more than 50% of the time, but, uh, I mean, that's what MSGV
do.
And now I do believe I am fucked.
A bad beat.
It's probably just an open until 35 roll until Leona 2
And then I just 4-1 all in.
Diana 2 is here. Your spot though looks so good King. This is every single open Diana game.
This is this is this is what every diana game looks like
For you are the type of guy to start saying that the game is over when you're down five in the first quarter
Like I just look man. This is how every game looks who the fuck cares. Oh
BWS x Diaz one
appreciate the five subs real thank you thank you thank you I mean I'll show you
the first man that Diaz like you you yourselves will not go to waste just
look at this shit man just wait
just wait
The HP does not matter.
Just wait.
I
Had to be sharp
Like if I play...
It's true!
This wins, right, Shirley?
Probably.
Bless you! Oh, thanks!
We're full rager.
maybe i get like tg's so i'm gonna not slam abardo i mean if i play qiana here am i
The masts are going to win. Hopefully not.
Or I'm not trying to win.
Just looking for a little time.
Is that on the Vikings? Let me see.
It depends if they're winning or not. Oh I did! G!
The fucking dumbass Vikings. Fuck the lions man.
fuck the lines and fuck the eagles and fuck those who deems
I am broke
I don't get it!
Uh, should I go one?
The problem is, I think my board- oh, what the fuck?
Unbanned short to duck with the ten fucking subs.
This is the most amount of subs I've gotten in the last few days I've gotten more subs
than the last fucking month.
Bro, maybe I just take off and then the moment the fucking holidays like Chinese
Here I'm back
Unbanned him unbanned who the fuck is short duck slash user short duck
Oh, what the fuck is ban?
All right, unbanned. What do you say?
No flame, but you definitely could have played a better good luck your your turn you know
Hopefully you played better than you have so far keep your suit you ban short duck
September 17 yo happy holidays your unbanned buddy
I fight for the dream of Demacia.
Alright, uh, it's the last loss. Next turn I'm about to level and fucking send it.
Ego 20? Where?
Oh, what the?
Cypdo underscore E-U-N-E!
With 20 subs.
Broke plays on fucking E-U-N-E.
Is this rage rate?
I mean, I believe this should not be rage rate.
Oh, see?
I mean, short duck with 10 subs, I click one fucking button.
10 subs.
I just unbend and that's it.
Where the fuck is this Leona, man?
I don't get it.
Oh, Fiona?
Lord Necroma with 20 slash user Lord Necroma
He just said so Joe sucks. Holy low low. Holy
Stop getting that's enough match. No
Holy shit, bro, the viking's basically won twice! Thank you, Firas! Thank you, buddy.
RTEG?
I kind of do want to play in Vesa if I have TG.
It's too expensive, I can nod.
I can't.
This is how every Diana game looks like.
Stop giving a little take generally off, bro.
no man no that's not like no no no no no no no also I should probably save the tier
I mean she was pretty good
that
this is all
Why am I lagging?
Hello?
Why does it feel so laggy?
What the fuck is this?
Please, Zoe, bro.
No.
Is the server lagging?
Oh, it's back, it's fixed.
What the fuck?
right hand, give it to him.
Huh?
Kinsu Starak?
What is this, Warden?
I mean, I have two free rolls.
Bro, I'm not playing the dumbass A-Soul, man.
Bro, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
stop reaching me.
I'm not playing A-Soul.
Fuck that.
A-Soul.
the owner three that do anything the owner three or that is weaker great I'm
fighting the tea hats man great
I mean it's fine I got three rolls here 41 HP I'm leveling I'm about to fucking send it
Golden Ego on Bench.
Reinforcement into what's it called do you are it?
And crumbs will that should pretty good
Max build it was it was a soul
3 pilt over, 3, 4 pilt over, drop, and Vesa, and I play 4 pilt over frontline.
That's the board.
Four pilt over.
I'm just trying to save the TV.
Like I can just not play Warden and play four pilt over.
I can also do this drop, Leona.
Jai...
Kientify.
Oh, oh wait, this is actually good.
Four pilt-over.
Random and best of two.
GG's.
Also, it's probably weaker to play that now.
Oh, great.
Silver mirrored on.
Also, let me, uh...
A bomb chain.
Alright, drop this worthless metal.
I can drop Leona too as well.
I don't really want to roll anymore because I kind of want to just push.
I'm
I don't have a single front line item, no one is playing dumb at smellman, that unit is
complete trash.
I mean I think, I mean my board is actually pretty stable, it's just uh, if I can survive
the two lives, oh my, set two, if I can survive into the two lives it's over, yeah, oh
That is not good that I'm uh...
Like if I can make it to 9 with 2 lives
and cap around fiddle 6 too
or fiddle 6 plus uh...
Yeah, I don't know if I'll be 2 lives
I have a golden ego on bench
Bro, I'm just not rolling in
I'm just sitting here not rolling for fun why
I would have won the round and now I believe I'm a
What oh it's gonna be a and vessel with
not a list not a list Shyvana not a list Shyvana fiddlesticks for neckton
What the fuck, the TX is just hit TX 2 for free!
What the fuck?
Follow me, friends!
Oh great. Zerath! Woohoo!
What the fuck does Zerath do for me?
I can't even level.
I mean if I die, I die man.
What the fuck is this?
TX2.
Any two.
I mean this one is kinda winnable.
Oh shit.
I mean, this one is kind of winnable.
I don't get it.
It just dropped double Golden Neeko for everyone.
And I'm playing a 4-cost line.
I don't get it.
I mean, yeah, I could have had A-Soul too, I guess.
I mean, yeah, but I didn't know I was gonna hit this.
I don't get it, man.
I'm looking at the best of damage, it's actually disgusting.
Juggernaut.
I mean maybe it's the dish.
Two A-Soul twos in my lobby.
Wahoo!
or not aso twos
yeah
prismatic or
is a fucking
gg
your gg's everyone
let's just give all the two tx players that are contesting each other
T-Hex-2, but I'm playing a 4-cost line.
Merry Christmas.
Merry fucking Christmas.
I play a 4-cost line.
Bolly 2, T-Hex-2, T-Hex-2, Annie 2, Annie 2, 4-cost line,
8th. 4 plus 5, 8th. They just give-
One golden Niko is fine, because then at least they have to fucking sit there and
find another T-hex. And then on 5-1- oh yeah, here you go another one.
My bad.
I should have a- I should have a-
I should learn how to travel back in time, so I know to play for the 1% fucking A-SOUL out, where I go for fucking A-SOUL 3.
Nice, man.
Jeez.
What a fucking joke.
I don't get it.
Oh, you know the 20 subs.
Okay.
27th so play TX buddy
Bro, I will play TX when I see the TX like that was the freest fucking game I have seen
Too bad. It's just oh golden eco for cost line by the way
I'm playing a for cost line and it gives golden needles. How is this even possible?
My prismatic orb is is a
They get a tx too? I get a fucking syrupy too! Are we fucking serious?
Oh my god.
I have to play for Diana 3 dummy with Maxville.
Yeah, one Diana, two Golden Ethos on 4-2.
Yeah, I definitely know I'm getting the third.
I'm definitely making the 6-1.
I definitely know I'm getting the third fucking Golden Etho, man.
GG.
Yeah, actually just fucking scam, like, what the fuck is this charismatic one?
The moment I see that, I already knew it was age.
These guys just fighting 2 star 5 costs on stage 5 for free.
And I'm just loading in, like, you know, it just completely fucks Diana.
I don't get it.
Diana's tempo is 2 star Diana is really stable until like mid stage 5.
But the thing is, post stage 5, you're already level 9, you can recap.
around Senna, Sharima, Biddle Sticks, Shyvana, oh that's crazy.
Diana 2 votes against T-Hex, I wonder who wins that one.
Like bro, this shit is just fucking bright games, they're just shameless man.
Okay, I'm going to die.
I don't know what I'm talking about, but he's a beautiful...
Oh, dang boy.
I don't feel...
I believe I am fucked again. I think I'm playing Callist of this game. Oh well honestly, Callist is actually good. That's no cat. No, Callist is actually good though.
Biggest Nelson, she just made a new account man
What I can't even unlock it
Which one of these are good?
I don't like any of these.
Longer.
I mean, it's fine. I'll be playing some cool stuff, I guess.
We'll go to find an Ornn. I mean, 50 armor, 200 holed, and more HP on the Ornn, and that's pretty good.
Oh shit, he hit by 2 and 0 hit.
Uh oh, yes I did one.
Wait, I think he killed another one.
Oh, okay.
That's pretty good.
Oh, okay. That's pretty good.
I mean, this is useless. What is this, 100 HP? How much damage did it do? 596.
I can make Scion 2 plus a Laoi.
Am I just playing strongest? I'm done.
This is a high chance I might still lose, but that's okay.
The stupid ass Yorick didn't cast a single time.
And I- I- I'm buying- What's it called? It's DEAD, man!
And now I'm fucked!
Hello? My beard is dyed as a male-wee garbage!
Oh, god...
Wasted Niko.
Merry Christmas, Odo.
Yay.
Little punk!
Woohoo!
I mean I can go Sunfire but I can also just finish Guard Breaker, I mean I should probably
finish Guard Breaker.
No, I'm telling you, though, this comp's actually broken.
Like, it's actually good.
Shadow Isles.
Oh, but honestly, it's probably not that good from this spot.
Like, after losing my streak there, am I not screwed?
Hello?
Am I close to unlocking Gwen, at least?
14 out of 20?
Okay I need to six units swing.
So like some fire here I uh I if I make some fire here I'm just sitting here
with four defensive components and a glove. That's that's acceptable. You're
allowed to do that.
Four offensive or defensive components in a glove. So what happens when you
You just load it with no carry the whole game to make a stupid ass Sunfire cake.
Not to this.
This Build Waterman game.
Sorry for asking my bad.
Oh, sorry.
Happy holidays!
Alright, hopefully... aw, great.
He's giving me one fucking stack, man.
I think I will be unlocking Thresh.
I have to play 4 Bilgewater on stage 4
If I even want to think about having Thresh on 5-1, man, no, no, no, no, this game is over and now I'm fucked.
Or not for Buildwater, for uh...
Worth it, I have to play a Gwen in a Viego on my board.
For the entirety of Stage 4 to even think about unlocking.
Oh my god.
I don't get it.
That's my golden orb?
It's got a puddle?
Oh my god.
I never deserve Vigo. Especially in your terms.
Vigo! Vigo! Vigo!
If I go somewhere, instead of making all my items, I mean, gloves is half what's it called.
Let me see the lobby. The entire lobby is AD.
Kraken, Kraken, Dinsuie, whatever it's called, and probably some AD shit.
AD, but not really, and AD, and AD. I will make it Bramble Mist.
And play around Belt and play around Blum. J?
dummies magic roll and outlaw two three two oh that's oh that's actually good
I think the bad beat would be like pile of champions I was uh I mean I think
components are better I mean it depends on what component I get if I get cloak
I'm out but if I get like glove I'm in if I get bow I'm in if I get tier I'm
Out if I get brought on it if I get
What do you have to do this said you can't go fast nine you play the game board you play for whenever you
The top four is a win
Sometimes the seven
Oh, great.
Three items over here.
I do need some.
He didn't get any HP.
Bro, it's the units on the board, man.
Is this shit just fucking rage rate?
Like just look at the units on my board.
Does this look normal?
Like does this Ash look like this is how much HP Ash has?
950.
1140. Let me see if I can go find another unit.
Uh, oh, Brom has 950, but my Brom has 1350.
See? Oh, but I have Bruiser in as well. So that's 150 health. So minus 150.
So you take this and you minus 150, so it's 1200.
What is this fucking bad-ass Brom? Who had it?
Did this guy? No.
Uh, it's 250 health.
for your entire board.
It's uh, that's for sure better than a tier 2, it's just uh, I think the best one is
the one where it gives you 4 copies of the component.
Or more.
The 4 copies of the component when it can make your items, that shit, is a giga.
Like here if I got 4 bows that's last was for a red buff, uh, if I got belt that's
Warmog, Warmog, Warmog, Warmog. If I got tier, that's a bad B. If I get Rod, that's Morello, plus Rabbidons, plus one.
If I get BS sword, that's just B, B, IE. No one cares about Vanquisher and GGs.
Glove.
Belt.
Last Whisper.
Am I just finishing Morello?
Does this proc Merylo, by the way, aegis of dawn?
No.
It doesn't do any fuck with you, really?
Wait, what the fuck? It doesn't even deal damage.
Wait, what the fuck?
Bro, I'm getting fucking pranked again, man.
It doesn't probably go unbramble, so if it doesn't probably go unbramble, it wouldn't even proc on that unit if it doesn't do damage.
Oh, great, I'm biting a T-hex. But we don't, not. It's a fucking worthless-ass Warwick.
Bro, when it spawned in, it spawned in the disposition, so I thought it was T-hex.
This is a good win. It could have been better. Like if I 2-0 instead, or even 1-0 him, all
it's over. G? Alright, wow, that's pretty good. For me. I'm driving. I didn't know.
for the dream of Damascus.
I mean, I feel like my Viego is just going to spawn it and die.
But the thing is,
I...
I... that's like the damage when it died instantly.
Aw, great.
Honestly, this spot's looking pretty decent.
Can someone help this Diego, please?
I think my Diego is getting one shot.
It is getting one shot.
No one helped him.
I have no damage if I play, uh, this with no damage, I have no damage if I play, uh,
with no what's it called if I don't if I drop quick striker
but everything's in doubt no
another wrong i.e. I would prefer not building i.e. okay that's
Okay, but then if I do that then what the fuck was my last quest item?
Am I just building spark then?
I mean, spark is good on what's it called.
If I go BT, then I'm stuck with... Yeah, no, thank you.
Alright, last loss.
Okay, not bad. I'm gonna go full straight again. That's okay.
We're gonna lose. That's fine.
Bro, I like the problem is, I can't even drop 4 Shadow Isle because
my stage 2 didn't farm that many souls, so I... yeah.
Oh, this is insane for me. Holy shit.
Where the fuck are the Colossus?
I'm going to have to drop these, there they uh what they're called, gargoyle, bramble,
I don't think this golden egg is a passion out.
Okay, so where is this Kalista?
Two.
I mean if I don't hit Kalista, dude, what's the plan?
I wrote all that gold I didn't hit Kalista, dude, what the fuck is the plan?
It's the same egg, it's just this one's broken because it gives you two completed items as
well.
So you're not actually down a prismatic, I'm fighting level 9, but the problem is I
don't have Qlista 2.
My board's actually not bad if I have Qlista 2 because I actually am up a lot of items.
I would have won against Kindred too if I just had to listen to you here, which I don't.
So uh yeah.
Yeah.
I do believe I am fucked.
It seems... Oh no, Investa fucking sucks. No, you are not here, no dumbass Investa. I can tell you that.
And the tier is gone.
Wahoo!
Okay, I think I'll be carrying Investa actually.
Actually, no, I'll just be going WGS from other ones, no dumbass P.D.
I do not have Callista 2.
Yay! Yay!
Wu Kong, he's 6 Wu Gongs.
I have a VA go on my board, no fiddlestick.
This guy's not strong, he's a bard.
Lunar...
Nara.
With 5 subs, thank you. Thank you, Nara. Thank you.
What no it's because I thought of that that was a moon arrow or something but then
Ah, great.
He has 12 of Wukong 3 and 12 of Binara 3.
Excuse me. I mean, I'm not even gonna ping any therapy, man.
He's getting like a million rewals a turn.
I just lost to someone without a prismatic I mean I guess it's a terrible
I mean that's just not having thrashed like that precious around the door
inside yes
I don't care.
Moralos, Sparrow, I mean, ideally I go a healing item.
How many problems are you on?
Uh, probably zero, honestly.
Oh, wait, no, that is three.
Not good for me.
that's my game in Oregon, Scuttlepaw.
If I go healing at the cost of, I mean, I'm not building no dumbass Dumbalig.
I'm down to just finish three items here and...
Shoujin...
Lasbaspah...
Guardbreaker...
The GES...
And the GES...
And the belt.
Okay.
Okay, I'm fighting a clone.
I'm getting Diana.
Nothing.
Little stick and nine my board is actually good.
This guy's bored. Let me fight this guy. Holy shit. This guy's bored is ass.
oh my no like he's level 10 man with an orange farm I can I fuck what the fuck
was that did you see that guy's board it was terrible oh yeah
That guy's board was legit dog shit
And if he's dead now
Yes, he is dead and now I can't fight him anymore man
Mel wrong level for three vanquisher
Shyvana double not on my board
And let me see the matchups
He's not that he's right here
Wait wait
I mean I'm just saying I believe this is this guy's board is complete dog
Who is letting this unit cast yeah, I should cashed out
A TV
I only have one remover though.
T-hex too.
Rolled Passive Nara.
Ah yeah, let's deny this guy with this in my spot.
Let's play for win guys.
Let's deny it's 3 star.
Wahoo!
Oh wait, that's weird, I'm dead next turn.
We will kiss that stuff.
I don't get it.
I'm actually strong though, I think
My expression is dead. That can't be good
oh wait the north's pond is still alive somehow
oh wait he might actually die if he doesn't hit
hey hold the wukong and hold the gnar's man
I mean if I win one round I'm second, if I win the next round.
Also I just realized where the fuck is my stretch 2.
Also wait I just realized again where the fuck is the vinyl stick.
if you make me, but we can sing instead.
How do I play fiddle sick?
Alright, can I win this?
I don't have fresh shoes I'm out.
He's dead? No.
You're already one. You really hit the dude three, man.
And you're not a three. Great, man.
How is this the only Thresh I saw in my shop? The other one was an unlocked Thresh.
I don't get it.
I don't think it's possible. I don't know what the fuck are these items.
Angel Sunfire Cape. Are you serious?
I'm just trying to kill some units.
How many units are we going here?
I didn't kill a single unit neither did he
Lucky ass dude a lucky ass dude
Oh man, this is so fun seriously
How does Scarbreaker work with the Felista?
It's uh...
Oh, she just has a lot of instances for it.
So she basically has like her ball in the damage app.
Did you notice the guy in chat tell you to hold Unart? It was the first X-Date. I mean, that's crazy. We got Wukong 3.
Let me, uh, when I'm sitting here fighting for a top 4, let me actually just instead of rolling for my board, let's just sit there and try to deny someone's fucking 50 HP.
Yeah, that fuck it. Let's just block a warbog.
Do you think so?
I think.
of
I'm trying to play a Callista game man.
Callista is kind of fun.
come on
kill this guy
kick me
a bow
pretty sorry Elinja
No blushing.
Jhin.
Workless.
Apelios.
Bokeloak belt
What am I looking for don't close both local belt local boat
Treasure hunt that
Preparation is not that bodyguard training is not that trade sector. I will allow
Or a farming. Don't thank you
I'm looking for calm out to Shanty maybe
Maybe I level it all once.
No, but they're not leveling it.
Alright, Cogmile 2.
And now I kinda wanna level.
Do I wanna level?
Perhaps.
Hello? I think it might be a Nara game.
Is that okay with you guys?
No
No, why?
Draven
Never mind, I might be playing fastline Draven
I don't have a single front line upgrade
I'm going to go back to the safe zone.
What the fuck am I fight
What the fuck is this I
Mean I think it's for baby. It's for the reason time to be on it to
I don't get it. I mean, what average is a free reroll, I guess.
Oh, did you two assume I'm a love watcher?
Oh, fuck you, man. Not you, though. Anonymous Gifter. With 10 fucking subs.
GG. Wait, also, wait. Add anonymous Gifter?
Happy holidays. I don't even know why I committed to do a Twitch, but yesterday, Twitch fucking gifted me 111 subs.
The fuck?
Oh good
Not deserved that is just deserved that just means it's deserved is your twitch
Okay, I might just commit it to fast nine probably
I have- I have even tra-
It's fine. It's fine. Everyone calm down. Everyone calm down. Let me just death him real quick.
All right, bet. Listen, listen. Listen, listen, listen here. I'm going to get a reforger later and I'm just going to open a forge, yes?
And then the thing is, it's 15 AD, 20 AS, and 20% crit.
That's pretty good, man.
That's pretty good.
It's fine.
I will report it later.
It's fine.
Because now I can't play Unara.
I'm basically committing to a fast nine
when I didn't kill a single unit.
So I do believe I'm fault.
I think my board spliced off of me getting this Darius,
which I do not have.
Hello.
And you know what hey and listen listen ready
Read this item ready
250 health
45 mr and 25 armor that's pretty good man
It's fine
It is a okay
Not a problem
So we like to call Bart loss
Okay, am I close to farming a fucking no
It's fine, you'll get you'll get over boarder it's fine
Everyone calm the fuck down
I'm fucked and now I do believe I'm fucked
I just miss kinsui. I just miss kinsui
I could have just played towards you in aura. Where's the revolver?
I mean if I'm playing
What's it called? There's just gumball play around chain, but I might as well wait one to see what I get
I
Lois gives
I
Nothing
And it's over I already it's already men over here
What the fuck
what the fuck okay I need big grab bag or I do believe I am fucked it is
scouting party is all I'm gonna say
It is scouting party.
Big grab bag, something.
Spreading roots for foragers, salvage bin, BF, glove.
See?
Oh!
I'm back!
Holy shit, I'm back!
Monka!
And now I can still play Unara.
I can go front line plus I'm not building no fucking dumbass hodge from back line man.
I can still kill Yunara, it's fine.
I can do IE plus one.
I can go belt chain, sunfire, half, what's it called?
Re-Noxus, quick striker.
But I don't know if I am playing Yunara this game.
Let me see what people are playing.
I don't know like do I really want to play
You Nara with
Like the thing is you would think this one is bad, but I swear every time I fight this I get dumpstered
I don't even know how
But I feel like this is not even good I
I don't get it, but I always get dumps here, but how's that even possible?
I don't get it, it's because you suck.
fucking me it's cuz you suck
not the dream employer please the lobby is so fucking weak and then this guy
strong spot and then I fight this guy
Wait?
Oh, nice.
Bring in friends to discover what they are calling the unluckiest human ever.
Unfortunately, it is discovered this connection by badly playing with digital, something, something, something, something.
Don't care.
And, show me the good news. What is there?
I'm broke!
What is this Slayer, I get a Juggeron in, another Draven, what is this Slayer, so why
Why did I put on- I mean whatever, I have this all now.
Ah, this level 4, another Draven?
No.
Well, randomly one of the girls.
Uh, Scion?
I'm not a citizen though.
I mean, I'm probably just paying you back a lot of great, great.
That's why I think it's always worth it.
actually it might survive
no wait we're not
and now we're doing the death
I mean I have infinite rolls I'm just broke
I feel like I'm gonna miss Shen
I'm getting another two plus three one three rolls look see
My shot's good.
Hello?
My shot's okay.
I'll keep you.
Another keep you.
I just got three chains.
I
Probably
Bramble bramble this plus this and I'm both here
17 Wolves. Retribution? Hodge? Hodge and I don't have to go IE, BF, Glove? Do I have waltz or carries?
Chosen Wolves? What in the fuck is that?
So it is I only a bottle out of
One you know my board
My board fucking sucks
Cracking this I can just get cracking on care so I need some anti armor
My bold fucking zucks! I'm not even playing- I mean honestly, it kind of ends like that though.
But you know what's completely useless? Is this buy for what's it called?
Eight rolls left.
Yeah, they're probably literally nothing.
I'm out of rolls!
How is that even possible I don't get it I have one yinara and I'm getting Diana I have
I have one Yunara!
I don't get it!
How is this even possible?
I mean, I'm just gonna make 10s. It's actually...
I... if I don't find... I... I... I...
I had 19. Oh, great. Yunara 2. Level 9.
I have zero Yunaras.
The game can change 30 times I guess, really?
I do believe I was committed to Yunara on 3-1.
Except I did not find...
Yunara?
Or Wukong?
Or Skarner 2? Or Territu?
And 40 gold in just rolls?
How?
Yay.
I
Move on
Starter do
I mean as soon as this gets I've done with this I just drop drop for I just drop for
or uh, what's it called?
Uh, Shen.
So like, I just, like, I only got 20,
I'm just, I'm just imagining it,
is that pretty good?
Except I'm hard stuck on this piece of garbage.
Yeah.
I can just drop something.
I am zero old.
I mean, I guess I can just drop this for now and save on remover.
I'm dropping a two star Loris over one free roll.
This spot is legit dog shit.
Oh, yeah, I'm back.
The Darkenbow.
Is this even better than any of these items?
I don't think so.
Let's explore Nidara builds.
Darken's roll.
Kraken's darken.
Bring me a wave of gold.
I mean, I guess it doesn't matter, right?
Because what's the best build?
It says Kraken.
Kraken, Kraken, Darken.
Kraken ID.
Let me just ditch the Kinsu.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, I know I said
Kraken IE dark and bow BF cloak bow
I'm gonna have a three item what to call now that's pretty good, right?
Oh chain BF cloak
Okay, well I said that true, this is Nara.
Aw, great.
I'm getting Diana.
I should have Darken on it now.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
It's kinda good actually.
Holy fuck.
Okay.
It's kind of good actually.
Holy fuck.
Okay.
Also this unit is to die fucking 2-7 to the fight before I get pissed.
Oh
Level 9 fiddle to I mean it doesn't have Kraken but he's level 9 with
Also he does have Kraken.
How over 2 is Kraken?
I don't get it.
But if you go to like every damaged like AD backliners this it's just a line of cracked
I don't get it.
right even shroud is in the middle of fucking nowhere man
Yeah, I miss rune ads can they can they bring back rune ads
I can put inside, Eric?
What is not that bad?
I don't know.
What the fuck do I want here?
I didn't get this game too often.
still Diana players in my pool? Yes.
The problem is if I go here, then this can easily walk up here and then I get Dianaed.
And I'm not trying to get Dianaed. But then sometimes it's just in the middle of nowhere.
My even dropped.
I mean, I just saw one more here and then I leveled to 9, and then I leveled to 9, and
And maybe I hit set 2 when I just went out, not really.
I have a fucking hook on my board.
I don't even mind playing Xin Zhao.
Let me try to hold Xin Zhao.
A, B, C, D.
Okay and then I move and then I can finally get this ginsu to fuck off my set and give
it a natural item.
But I have three of them, three of them.
Tom catch.
Okay, nice, that's nice first, and I would say that's pretty good for me.
what the fuck? I don't get it. I mean, I'm about to spike, it's fine, who cares?
fuck
uuuuuuuuuuuh
How the fuck is he still level 9?
Was he level 9 on 4 or 5?
With, uh, Unara 2?
So how the fuck is he level...
Still level 9 with growth mindset?
Uh, what the fuck?
What the Zinzow look like?
Can I upgrade anything?
I can't have upgraded this turn man.
Yelp!
Oh
I where is I
Oh, it's fine, it's not it's not it. It's not it. It's not it. It's not it. It's not it. It's not it
It's not it. I won't hold down. I did not operate a single unit
Like I the only way I win is with set to everything to everything
No, no, no, it's how can this be a bitch look at the fight man level 10 full upgraded my board has everything
It's not a diff. I'm a professional player. No, that was a fluke. No, like no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, listen, listen, it's just a stun lock. How the fuck do you hit nothing? I
Didn't even upgrade the fiddle to man. Oh
My like surely you find one like one fucking upgrade man. Oh good
Yes, I find the fiddle, but you don't care about fiddle too.
There's no dish.
The only dish is set to Shyvana II that I did an upgrade and Kindred.
Like, let's say, let's say, listen, isn't it actually, listen, I fucked up, but isn't
it actually skillful to recognize that Fiddlesticks doesn't do anything and you just only roll
for Shyvana?
you guys would have upgraded the fiddle sticks and not upgraded the shavada you
would have gotten fucking dumpstered see
Like listen, if I were actually locked, like basically this is like an actual game.
I would have just pre-moved everything man, like bro it's a fucking fluke man.
It's actually a fluke.
I would just recognize hey I have salvage bin, let me just remove the set as soon as
the PvE starts, then I'm just gonna like and then as I roll you can just toggle your
items and then you pop the anvil azure.
bro it was a fluke man that she was a fluke
Is the uh, is the new stranger thing season good?
Yeah.
Wait, how many episodes are they?
Is it?
bro are you 15? I'm not allowed to just watch a show on Netflix for fun. Sorry man.
My bad, I guess I'm 15 years old for just watching a fucking show on Netflix.
Wait, how many episodes are there?
Hello.
Three? That's it?
Stranger things even by episodes.
You fucking liar. There's eight.
Oh wait. Oh it's ongoing.
Oh wait.
Oh!
Oh, is it like...
Wait, what? I don't get it.
Oh wait, I think they released like the first arc.
We know there's four episodes, and then I think recently they released, are we?
Oh they released three today?
Oh wait, five, six, seven is today, and then one, two, three, four, and then the finale
is in what, New Year's?
Wait.
Guys, why Robin not streaming anymore?
Yeah, wait, where the fuck is Robin?
Wait, yeah!
Smoking crack on vacation.
What?
I don't know about that.
I'm a cutie pie, it's about to overtake you in LP lock-in.
There is nothing wrong with that.
That's the fucking goat.
I mean, who knows? Maybe he's a professional player as well.
Are you even making it to regional to set?
I had the most tournament points last set.
You're automatically invited.
You fucking piece of shit.
Bro, I need this fucking TPC to start, and all the haters are just gonna be fucking speechless.
Holy shit.
I'll sit there, lock in, not read the dog shit, and it's over.
All it's over.
Bro, these TPC players are no dog.
But who's even playing in TPC this set?
TPC, TFP.
Let me see what's going on over here.
How do I see the new TPC?
Is it the Competeer's here or something?
Competeer's here.
From Circuit.
Where do I find the ship?
Oh, I found it.
Holy fuck, I'm scrolling down. Jesus fucking Christ.
there are some giga shares over here oh my gosh oh okay I believe it's in a
hundred zero just wait there's some known trash cans competing fuck is this
I believe I will be playing some tritomy here.
Okay, these components are insane
I mean Simon not good my components are already insane
I have a question. Is the QSS build, i.e. build better, nowadays? Let me go check.
Tryndamere quicksilver sash quicksilver bills
Where's qss ie
4.23 that's some fucking gap
Okay, I believe all the planes in turn in the mirror
Where is the enivia?
Huh?
See?
Huh?
See?
Why would you say that?
Oh, you finished the VT first.
So I can start fucking carrying the stupid ass room in here.
This room is shit on, uh, what's it name?
Dumbass Ash.
Dumbass.
Where is this frontline?
Okay. Thank you guys. I have no run mind. I just put in the BT because you're gonna
be like, ah nice. Let's just pull up the stats of players that hit Celestial Blessing
three or some or some other form of healing. Have you seen that shit? Without some other
form of healing? It's not playable. It just walks up, gets hit by any AOE. Oh, I'm dead.
Unlucky. You are setting the stats where you either survive until stage six and you
have like six layer in or you have like cb and then you
i believe i'm getting ready
It's like when you build Last Whisper on Unara and they're like, oh, now you need Kraken.
It's almost as if the stats for Last Whisperer are bad because you survive to a point in the
game where you can remove the Last Whisperer on Unara, put it on your duo carry, if replace
the uh, Laszlo's regular for DB, for another Kraken, for something.
Alright.
I need a bow.
Alright, this is a 3-2, everyone's going to level up and send them to the tournament.
Hopefully I get one bow and the tournament is pretty stable for the stage.
And my frontline isn't completely dodge-ed.
I mean this is like the one round on week that's no cap
Yeah.
Why is it stronger for sure?
But what about Luthiecon?
I mean, honestly, Luthiecon, who the fuck was it then?
Alright, let me fight someone weak, please.
Zin Zhao 2, Jin 2.
Item slammed everywhere.
Yay.
What?
Nubia.
I've already lost my streak.
Nubia.
I've already lost my streak.
My board is actually pretty good now. I will allow this one.
I mean, I can make some fire. Nope, I cannot. I can't.
Okay, what if I win this round?
Eh, that's not true.
I'll probably send it if I hit a bow.
In the moment I get this Gensu online, I'm just gonna stop and send it, because I can't
lose.
Make sure to armor.
Ideally, I don't hit a bow here, so I can make 30, and then I win the round anyway.
Oh, okay, that works too.
GG's.
What does this do?
Alright.
That is good for me.
I believe that is allowed.
That is allowed.
The angle over Cidwani, like, okay, listen, do I actually have to answer this or is this
I don't think it's a real question, is the thing.
Nice to your bronze chat. Come on man. It's Christmas. It's just okay. It's just synergies. Don't mean anything
I'd much rather have us to 20 over a fucking I don't even know what what it is
He's right
Ash with gloves. I guess I'll go ash through this game. I
I need to invest in an actual tank eventually though.
Is this about a farm of gold or not?
Five?
BF gloves?
Uhhhhhhh.
Then why not only play 5 costs and nothing else?
That's what we do.
And that's what wins!
The late game traits...
Like that's rage rate, I mean that must be rage rate.
get rid of your IE broke but like I don't know I'm done I'm just gonna fucking
ban the people who say I don't fucking care I'm not doing what the shit it's
actually so fucking illegal this shit is just a waste of fucking time
Okay, well I can't hold any more.
Minus one.
Every single time I play reroll, I just get fucking tilted man.
It's just these fucking gold players just sit there on their tracks and start tools and just...
You're not even sighting the correct viz either!
Like how is this even allowed? I don't get it.
I win!
I don't get it.
I do need one front line item, but I should probably save this for like cracking or some shit.
I dropped Noxus. What is that Slayer I gave him? I might play 5 if that's what they call
this game. My frontline is basically just makeshift. That's a loud. But I probably won't play
mess hole in this comp it's too slow
I had to run them over or I don't do a queue last second save
and Bessa Bankwisher do you play on Bessa
I mean you probably can with, I mean I'm playing, I'm playing 5-4-Yord this game for sure though.
Make sure the last second save 5-4-Yord.
Do I care about this too?
Maybe.
I mean I have to side two though.
Nara 2.
What the fuck.
I'll probably roll to 40 if I find the Trinoma to send in, I mean I spike on the
But now I can't go for turn 3 or Ashe, I mean I still won't go for Ashe but like, it's
not actually good like the Tritimus scales off of my frontline and look at my frontline.
It fucking sucks.
Also I took last second save and last second save doesn't do anything until level
late so isn't it actually that I could have hit ash 3 as well I actually a
three-in-a-mash I I'm not even going a single front-end with a makeshift 30 armor
I don't have AR.
My board? Wait, isn't that his mess hall dip actually?
If I had mess hall, I would have won this actually.
What the fuck?
That's a fluke.
53 AD.
How do I not even win that one?
Also, I don't even want to go Kraken because I'm not even close to Ash 3.
I mean I have to roll Brash 3.
I basically perfected a mash, but I feel like if I'm not level 8 for 5 Froyord in this turn,
it basically gives me like 5k HP to my board, because I get this last second save with
makeshift.
I mean, actually, I usually don't care about but I mean, like, this game, I mean, you have to care. Also, it's a genius carol.
Wait, last second to see if he gets it, see?
All right well hopefully I'm natural if I don't natural in ash I will be level with
eight but I am praying I'm in ash three honestly I probably should just roll thrash
regardless and just delay my level 8 by one turn. I believe I must. Let me see if any
The Ash is on the left as one.
Usually the people that don't hit Kingdred, like the Ash.
I don't know if I'm getting on though.
The amount of resources that Ashley is talking about is going to need, I mean yeah, but like,
I mean I'm too often, it's only going to delay, if it delays my level 8 by just like, okay
if it delays my level 8 by 3 turns, fuck no.
But if it delays it by 1 turn or even 2 turns, it's for sure worth, but it's like
with these items.
at the time she has like dumbass like shojin blue buff and some other garbage but she actually
has red buff kraken lasso's first.
I will not be able to have a frontline item.
I don't know where this is going to be.
Okay, but now I have...
I'm out of commuter already.
And if I don't hit the bad beat...
Okay, well now I hit this, and now I can't roll anymore.
Crazy man.
Okay, what do I do with these items?
I can't even make items.
I'm in the moment the moment I uh I mean I'm just gonna just have to hit and then I don't hit on me
I would rather be level seven with ash three than level eight with ash two
all right well all right well at least by level 8 by a little bit
I mean I'm just saying that was the previous round what am I just what I have won?
all kindred
What defensive items
I mean I can remove her
Not playing nox I don't play noxus or five from your lord
I'm not pretty good
And now on Karuslai I can actually go for a 3-0 defense. Defensive unit and GG's.
They said not really, my board fucking sucks.
I'm level 7.
Why are you up under the bench, Whiteyms?
I have to go fucking Storak?
Oh, my gosh.
J?
What?
Hello?
Oh, I got fear.
Holy shit!
It's a good beat!
It only trued once.
I'm not sure what to do.
Oh, I feared it was a bad beat.
Oh!
Wait, I beat full capped!
Wait, what the fuck?
Okay.
I'm not lucky.
Like, the autofind just feared the TK, so it ate, like, seven years later, when it
could have beaten, like, two seconds earlier.
Also, I'm so poor, I'm just gonna be rolling for Brom 2 list, too.
That's my board.
This is my board.
board finish three pink item here uh i mean if i get swing too i can move items to swing but
yeah i don't i don't know if you can swing too
Oh my, this is actually not strong, but the mess hole actually makes it like, gives a lot of content to the PS.
The guy in the dead. Too bad. You are out.
Yeah, I might actually hit Swing 2.
Swing 2 over Darius.
tank items to swaying. Rolls to racks bro listen it's not it's not the best
tank item but it's 300 health that gives you a 50 that's pretty good
what happens if I roll into a fucking archangel? Well I'm just down a fucking
tank item for the rest of the game. Oh no don't worry we can itemize the
the fucking dumbass list.
I mean I feel like even no warden allowed.
I mean, yeah, that's a loud, heavy anti-heal. Yes.
Volibear 2.
What?
I think it and then this guy fought clone I think he fought my clone with no items or something
But either way something didn't work. There's no way this guy is weaker than the stupid ass Diana guy. I
Don't get it
Yeah, he's not gonna put Diana in there, just trust, watch your shit.
Jeez!
Surely he doesn't do the- oh, see?
Loser alert!
Bye, my buddy!
You are ass!
Oh, and I think I killed a- wait, what?!
What happened is the Diana player hit a 0 on 7, so I guess I just lost.
My bad.
Merry Christmas.
Diana player hits a 0.
Geez.
I don't get it.
Merry Christmas.
Wait, hello, when is the new patch?
Anyone?
I'm tired.
In two weeks?
Let me check on the dumb ass lakers real quick one more time.
Ah ha ha, down 20.
You bad.
Is this a Unara slash Diana free zone?
Fuck no.
Hello?
Merry Christmas man, I hope you dropped a gig on you today.
Hey.
I'm tired.
Hello?
Permission to uh...
Permission to uh, to flake early because it's Christmas
And then tomorrow I'll send a long stream?
No
But the thing is like, if I flake right now, what am I even going to do?
Nothing
So, what did you get it from?
We made it.
I think it's like, yeah, we had a battery thing, but...
So this is even better.
Thank you.
your dad looks healthy. That's
I
20
And then a 25 24
No one well, I'm saying it's not my dad
This has to be the fall.
What is your- oh, the drink itself is good.
What is your, I'm just drinking some of this.
All right, starting now, if you're low elo, can you just sit back, relax and don't type
suggestions and then we can lock in, me and the high elo players can lock in and
actually start climbing. Bro, I looked at my right and these fuckers just give them those
dog shit fuckers and I'm gonna piss man. No. Alright, do not type in your lower than
fucking flat, please. Let the high-key low players lock in.
I
Like this high you know, yeah
What is this fucking you don't know that
What the fuck is, what is the load time?
All right, you think I have time to get some water then?
I do not tolerate powerlessness.
Oh!
Holy fuck!
That's the most I've run or ran?
Holy fuck. That's the most I've run or ran.
Oh. I'm tired.
It's gold I only got.
Bro, it's the food, LeMau!
Oh, the mouse.
Is this a side on a video game role?
Oh, the mouse.
I
Let's go that you know
Where is this stupid ass Shen, man?
Hello?
Like one shen is in this game over
Yes
It's uh it's gold I own you hello
This guy didn't even use- is he AFK? He didn't even use his hex!
What? Also, how's the fob doing?
Like, bro, do you know this is the fob because he uses his dog-ass little legend?
Look.
Why does he even use its trash?
Why does he even use streamer mode? The entire fucking server is aware he's a clown.
Why, Geehee?
Why do people use streamer mode? It's cringe. Well, I think I'm on streamer mode as well.
It's not an exact cringe. Just saying.
Completed item in Reforger. He got either a Sunfire or a Gintsu and I just got 150 HP.
I mean this is way better later, but like, I think I would take the full item any day, man.
I swear the shun's coming right now.
No, no, no, no, just don't bad-beat me.
She leaves.
Oh, the shun's here. Nice, man.
Bad B.
Honestly, I mean if I if I if I play sign up deal this year
Uh the problem is I would have to roll right now for board
How many people are you Nara?
Probably two
I can't. I actually can't.
If I had a bow, I'd be down.
Because basically if I commit to silent fields here and I don't get a bow for Kraken, I can't play the game.
Honestly, also if I have this, there's no fucking way I'm committing to a reroll.
Fuck with that.
I
Need the bows on a one-cost and it's a Christmas miracle that no one wants both because it's on one cost
Where's the boat
it is gone
this fucking game is just the gist of it
uh... i lost spawner here which is pretty good
but i need a bow
and i'm fucked
this is the only two
not the wrong random Diana on the board it's not even bad
Orsry, okay.
Acele game, where are the high elo players?
I said if you are below fucking plat, you cannot type man.
But there's no, there's no Acele man. Sup, I'm here.
What?
Did they just have a lot of armor to set past, or how much armor is this?
Like nothing?
Was that a vane too?
Oh, fuck.
Oh fuck.
Alright, if I fight streak here, I'm actually back. This guy is...
I believe he is Kraken Slayer if I don't get a drop if I don't get drop the
bow here as soon as it's over I need one bow I don't even need ginsu I just need
one bow for kraken organ too one bow one bow
the sun always rising
Hmm
Okay, well, it's not it's actually not that good because now I have belt BF to play around
Oh, I mean I can't I can't I'm not making stirrups because I don't have anti-heal or anti-armor
And I'm not, I'm not making GS, is that I don't, I don't have retrogensu or kraken, so it's actually bad. I actually paid the botax. No joke.
It's actually illegal to make Starax if you don't have anti-heal or anti-MR, and it's illegal to make GS if you don't have fucking kraken or gensu.
So it's like, I'm basically just sitting here with three components on bench like a complete fucking silver player. But I mean, I, you must.
because I think if you stand here I think you were actually golden. Actually that's probably not true because I think even like low genre players would probably stand here and be like, oh shit.
And now I mean. Alright, well I'm fucked. I believe I'm fucked.
Slammin'? Okay. I mean that's a gigabit loud.
And a component to slam GG's
What I mean if I go guard breaker and then I play around Bo BF
If I go last whisper and I just don't go again, Sue
I mean, it's probably last whisper and then my belt is only from mine. I
Could go double ie player on Bo belt
I mean that way I keep the Kraken Gensu open and I keep the the bell open.
How come I'm so poor with you?
I don't get it.
Anyone?
This Kraken Slayer item, it's just pissing me off.
This Kraken item?
Not very balanced, is all I'm gonna say.
Okay, also if I have IE, and also I just want you guys to know that the IE, if you were
to look at the stats and be like, oh put the stats on IE, IE or Pheromone, yes, because
it's probably because they didn't make it to a point in the game where you can move
the IE to someone else.
probably private though you have that straight screen
Hmm
G
Also, why did this guy not go bow by the way? How come this guy didn't go bow? I
Don't know how the fuck this guy didn't go bow. That is just insane
That is fucking insane, but I will allow that one
GG
Leona too, I will also allow that one
Red buff allowed this allowed you ass
Yasuo five Ionia and level
G?
Holy shit
Holy shit and just like that I won the game what the fuck
I need an even shroud. I need...
Oh, nice. I need...
What?
You can summon another gear, what do you mean?
Sum what?
Do you not grieve for this year?
Why do you not grieve for this year?
You can have any viss you want.
If you don't have anti-heal, is your viss actual viss?
If you are loading in to the game with Gutsu, i.e. Kraken Unara and you do not have anti-heal,
I believe you will not kill a single fucking unit the entire game.
GG's.
If I get a cloak, will I be making Kraken here?
No!
I'll be making even Trout.
I will be making even Trout.
Why why leave?
With the 10 subs. Thank you buddy.
Thank you.
A belt. A tear.
A bow.
A cloak. Oh, that's weird.
I got it anyway.
It's not even good because I have no anti-heal.
Because anyway, I can go...
I mean, I... Red buff... If I go Kraken, then I'm playing around...
If I go Belk... Belkloak, then I'm playing around...
What the fuck are these items?
No!
I believe I'll be going crack it
Then how do I get anti heal or anti armor I came
It just
haha it's fine
Is Radiant Gensu even better than Radiant Kraken?
I'm pretty sure it's not.
This item is fucking disgusting.
J?
I mean swing 2 is swing 2, especially with monoliths
I'm gonna read this item, it's uh, okay it's for sure not helping you too
I just read the amount of tasks you've been gained
It is not the bare balanced
It's that I'm no anti armor
How is this item even allowed?
Just read this shit
It's 80% AS?
7% 15? 7 times 15?
No no no, just don't worry about it
No no no, it's just a riot games
I
Hello
What
I don't get it!
I'm going to put a since I'll origin, but then the thing is, I want to find Santa as
a problem.
Radiant Kraken Slayer.
Oh my god.
I have three items on a Draven one.
And now I'm full.
Wait, what?
I just went double Unara.
One.
But now they drop five Elune, is that fine?
No one's preaching.
Where is the entity?
Oh, I'm going right now.
I'm not rolling anymore, but like, yeah.
How much is starting to pass me 10?
And watch this, you know what I do.
I'll get Anthony Hill eventually, or anything I want eventually.
Uh, it's in doubt over this, doesn't have a word.
I should hold on to that though.
I'm finding the fucking T-Hex man, I need to get to the water.
Can you see the T-Hex?
Why does it look like it got one shot?
How can this one shot?
I didn't even try to find...
Also, do I even want to go down here?
I can't even see who I'm fighting, this is you not repaired.
I mean I'm out of the sac one, like I should probably be on 10.
I can't even see who I'm fighting, what the fuck is this?
I don't think we'll be at that time even sure, but it's not working, he's on him.
I will be, uh, buying two all-in.
Where is...
Unara 2.
I'll get it.
Where is Senna?
Where is Kindred? Okay, also, did I find Kindred?
You know, I found one Unara on Kerasol and one Kindred on Kerasol,
and then one of the Unara's had a bow on Kerasol? Like, am I not high-rolling this game?
Why am I still bitching? I don't get it.
Aw, great. And now, I'll meet.
And now, I'll meet.
I mean, I'm forced to roll into Unara, and if I don't hit Unara, it's gonna be...
didn't hit four removers though yeah fucking I don't even think this is a
and I got wrapped and now I'm stuck with double Marlowe.
Also I could have went last whisperer.
What am I doing?
Why did I go fucking?
Oh, I have Slamming.
Oh, I have Slammins. Oh, shit, I just lost a Slammelio.
Why don't I just go Last Whisperer?
And uh...
It's fine, it doesn't actually break any intervals.
Why don't I just go Last Whisperer?
Reforge the belts, Last Whisperer...
No, but then I would Last Whisperer no one.
That's fine, I feel like I just got wrapped.
Who did I even fight?
I got Zinzaa, uh, Skarner interrupt?
I honestly, I have so much damage, I have so much damage that it doesn't even matter.
Yep.
Like, look at this guy, he has a fucking GS man, what the fuck does that do?
What does that do?
Nothing.
Wait.
Wait, what?
I'm dead.
What?
I'm dead.
I don't have anti-armer.
Hello, I tossed the game.
I tossed the game.
I went ginsu instead of anti-armer.
Nope, GGs.
I just don't do damage.
Hello.
I believe I have tossed the game and now I'm dead
I got baited by the bisque please. Yes man! I know! I was preaching the entire game that
you don't need ginsu! And then uh yeah I just uh went ginsu instead of last whisper. I mean
you know what I mean this is just a good lesson it's fine. You get to see it first
hand. What it looks like when you don't have anti armor. Ah nice! So who's killing
this? Oh it's dead! It only took another 17 autos. I'm back! Gintu Diff!
Wahoo! Gintu Diff! 15k! Oh! Wait! See? Just always build this. Honestly you just
always build this. Never mind. I'm trolling. You just always build this.
Because the thing is, you'll just get anti armor eventually. It's fine. Not
really I mean I'm pretty sure I was I was probably gonna die there and even
try to wave under the losses for cuz I don't really have a lot of this rule
Are you ready?
I aimed at you a fire.
Oh, just in time!
What's this?
Bramblevest!
You bad!
Okay, but honestly to say it looks strong as fuck. Am I screwed?
He's a Volibear too with... like even trying to dead. I believe I'm dead as fuck.
Hello?
Oh wait, I didn't see the rise too voli-
Bro, what? Wasn't this game a top 4 if I just built last up?
This is a fluke! This is a fluke!
Wasn't this just a top 4 if I just- if I just-
Like, you guys know if I just sat there?
Like, okay, isn't this actually good?
Because I think this game is just a prime example.
It basically just tells the best police to go the fuck away.
It's a learning bot 4.
Even, I think even the hate watchers and the best police are just like, oh wait, holy shit.
Maybe the game really isn't playable without anti-healing, anti-armor.
So now, like I think half of them are just like, oh shit.
A fucking worthless ass Garen is blocking 15k damage?
Maybe if uh, instead of attacking another 10 times?
Wait, also let me check the uh, also I'm pretty sure Gintsu with a Radiant Kraken
because does it really and crack and give way too much as oh no it still says
it's the this but it's not it's not actually the this like you know it's the
this like for example I upgraded from this build
or not they have red buff because I'd I didn't know rubble to this I gained the
point zero two placements on average to have no anti armor and I do believe if
you have no anti armor I think you I mean I'm not saying you're losing more
than point zero two placements but I think you'll be losing more than point
zero two placements with no anti armor
You are ass! Saibow, K3 rich!
Setsuko, you are not a good human being.
Saibow!
Says you!
I mean, yeah.
Wait, I'm actually, I'm a nice super...
see
Oh
I was gonna play that but then I just realized why don't I uh oh oh
Void Anoxys
I want to look poppy can this can this uh roll on level five or not
I mean, honestly, my board is not even that bad, but I don't really want to level.
Let me see if I win this round and if I lose then I'm just gonna open okay, I'm gonna open
I'm pretty sure I have to level the sevens of cash off right
And that's I get the exact combo of poppy zin Zhao demacia void targon
Which I already have this in DAO.
because that's half built over this is a void targon and then if I get poppy in I just
need Demacia in your role. See?
I said I think these are the full open.
I mean the thing is, you know what you actually lose to? You lose the fucking combat story.
I swear, combat story is OP as fuck, man.
That's no cap.
Every time I play against combat story
with another like combat,
like especially if it's combat prismatic, holy shit.
I, my board looks disgusting and I just get run over.
Oh man.
I hope the hero likes me.
I'm sure they find another void, but then it delays when I find my Rift Herald.
I'm sure they find another Targon.
Bro, I'm done in this hold.
It's so much gold though.
I mean, it doesn't really matter.
The gold's kind of fake.
Uh, what is this?
Leeching Nucleus?
Whatever.
uh what is this leeching nucleus whatever i'm probably gonna win against uh oh actually never mind
this is why that was open so i just slammed and now i go lose oh i am trying to throw
but also let me uh scout real quick
oh that hello mr sojo can you teach me any other chords on the recorder other than c or g
I have a music truck coming up soon. Thanks!
That's why you stupid as fuck, buddy!
Thanks!
I'm sure they find one demoss here, right?
Why are you so mean?
I mean I want the previous round man fucking.
Like it's not even that bad.
Noxus?
Juggernaut?
I mean, Zin's out too with Noxus in?
Okay, I'm broke not really you know what the cash out is right?
I'm not sure you're aware of what the cash out is is a 40 gold 40 40 0 40 40 gold
Hopefully I can cash out a gold before...
I mean it's just one, two, three for these three.
Let me just make sure I'm doing it correctly.
Demacia, Void, Yordle, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Upward mobility, 10 gold.
Hopefully this guy's board is complete dog shit.
I believe it is.
I lost. I mean, I'm finally going to die.
What?
Defender Nazis Nazis Targon Void
Wait what how wait how do I do it?
Yeah, I don't get it am I stupid
Why don't I just wait what are you sure I can get four trades in
Oh
Drop Ryder and Draven. Oh, I will that's what I was gonna do
What that's what I was gonna do
I'm going to kill you.
Masiya clears the path.
Yordle? Void?
I should have held on to the, uh, the what's-it-called though.
Come on.
Fight for the dream of Dimacia.
You got executed instantly.
Targon?
The Masiya Void Yorva.
I mean, do I need more money?
This is what, 20 gold? This is what, 14? But it's way more than 14 because I'm making a con now.
I mean SLs were combat, but am I playing around? I mean SLs won. I don't need money man. I'll
not just go combat. Alright, what board am I playing? It's not even green. Like the
cash you get 40 gold man. SLs won for a tier one, like this is tier two I'll take
you can't overtake your 2xiles but it's it's 40 gold 4-0 40 40 gold how much
gold 40
I don't like my hands, do the talking.
How many turns? Two turns.
You Egoed Raid. What do you say?
You Egoed Raid. What first augment do you chat?
Is this rage rate?
Gain two emblems from random region traits. After four player combos with four region traits active, gain a powerful reward.
So I started with two emblems, so after I cash out, I will be up 40 gold, except it's not actually 40 gold, because look how far I am right now.
right now. I leveled the 6 to put it in one turn earlier. So it's not actually 40 gold.
It's like 30. So that's pretty good. And then it gives you a fawn and then two more emblems.
So you get four region emblems? Who asked? Well, I mean, I mean, someone literally
asked but yeah who asked so in in one more turn so right now should be a
three out of four because I have Targon, Demacia, Void, Yordle. And then now... Yeah, GD. GD. That's
all it is. GD. What happens when it gets to six out of seven? Yeah, good one, man. Rage,
range bait
That's range bait
Bro, I kind of want to hold the buy though
I'll just use one gold for the shop
There's a lot of stuff I can build
I don't even know what my mobs are and then also I kind of know the whole moon belt because
I think it's the way I need to draw on the trash.
This zinja owl, I thought it could be two ie zinja would actually be decent.
That shit is not decent.
It is really not decent.
I got Ishtel and Bilgewater.
Are we fucking serious?
Okay, well give me a fucking remover of a forger.
80 plus gold at the end of combat
I have bilge water plus one bro. What the fuck is this man?
I don't get it! I got two unusables! What the fuck? What the fuck?
I'm not trying to go out of my way to play fucking dumbass build water also. Can I can I actually catch out this uh I?
Think I have to sack one more also like what does this do? Arcanist three little Arcanist three
I don't think it counted because of the time, so why does it look like oh I got a
I don't have enough ammo to take a shape over.
Those water noxes...
I mean, honestly, isn't noxis actually fine though?
I didn't even finish my quest.
I didn't finish my quest.
Minus, minus, like, six gold.
All right, 39 last loss and I'm about to send it.
It's only 6 gold, it's fine.
I don't have a single front line item.
I believe I don't have a frontline item.
Read the moss again.
I'm gonna vote the Unchunk here, Arcanist.
I mean, I can't really roll anymore because I'm not even paired.
I can't...
I'm going to go down the bridge.
but if I don't find Swing then I'm...
I mean the problem is I have no damage.
I don't have a Morullo Holder and then also I should probably just end with Zin's out because I have...
What is this, a vendor?
Garen paired.
Well, after hitting the Swain and the Injured, but the thing is the other guy, like, did he
hit Unara too?
No.
He's true zero every turn, so if he's true zero every turn, like, my level nine is
Ryze, which is actually a big deal.
But I mean, I need Unara too, it's okay, nice.
I'm back
Harking drill plus what's it called?
And then what is this I
Mean the now this level what do I have I have targon demacia Ionia noxious void
There's Diana player I hope not
I do not have a symbol from my unit.
I made a tg I'm out of removers I mean this is not for I just don't know for rice
It's going up, whatever.
Oh, I can't play it.
This is my board.
Love it.
No, the frontline is good, but the items are not good.
It's not actually tanky.
Okay.
Bring me a real challenge.
I'll in my hands do the talking.
I mean, I should probably just put a front line and then worry about what's it called later.
Rise items later.
Shyvana.
Can I play Shyvana or something?
Over Kindred?
I mean, I don't think it's a fucking jump or not, if I didn't even make the word,
I don't know what to do.
It's not like Twin Ashing Novels or anything, it doesn't catch up at the time, I don't know
what it is.
Is that my ride item?
Rebels plus two.
Okay.
Okay, I believe he was over, so yeah but it's only units that are around him within this
hex which is like top shape.
Okay well now if I upgrade this, I would not be able to land that.
Those are my ride items.
What the fuck is this shit?
Okay, I mean I'm fighting TX2, but I got away from that side I think.
Okay, I mean that's good, but this guy is...
Did you want to... Oh no no, I'm good, I'm good.
Thank you.
I'm one life.
Hello?
How the fuck I don't get it.
He has two.
Defender whole ward.
This unlocks the dude, right?
I think I'm dead I got perfect lethal
I went fifth.
I unlock Ryze here, I go TG on Carousel.
when you were in my stream earlier saying Rosamund's so broken even I can fizzle.
I was close to first. I was actually, it's just a fluke. It's a bad beat.
I unlocked Ryze that turn. I got Perfect Leaple. Oh my god. It's a bad leak.
And then I got Yshtal.
Did the rockets win?
Yes.
G. Good beat.
What's the diameter of bad feet supposed to be if it's a bot or it's a bad feet?
So pretty often.
The Rockets.
How did Cameroon start it?
Oh, it's first quarter.
will also look at all your heart
but it doesn't
but actually
really might look like a book
thirty-two
it's ever
book
$2 JB thank you for the bribe
scam trade
Redeem world's loot. No. Not too lazy, man.
I
Every game is about up off or about the
That's lobby
Can you start again as the top fours, my whole family is watching you with me and
I told them you're decent at the game.
Just decent?
I'm a professional player.
I wonder who might like to bargain for a little creeper.
T-next.
TX.
This TX comp is just fucking cringe man.
I
Maybe I got a rod
I don't know what I'm talking about.
The Ionia is next to you.
Ash.
Wait, have I got a bow or a glove?
I can play some Trinamune.
I
Look at that
It's not even I've been in the spot because my front line that I don't have to kill anything
So Rick side with broad why what is Rick's idea?
What boy, no one's playing no dumb ass boy man, that's not even a cop
Maybe I can play some melt.
I
Don't roll for barred
I mean I think my board doesn't get any help soon I might just roll for barb, no cap.
Any master class please?
to get out of platinum soon and you mean next round I mean yeah probably you
right so why did I slam your cloak when I believe
I believe I'll be playing some Diana and then just flooding it every five plus I see
As soon as I see that Leona I'm in I'm also first pick
I want to just pre-level then bro I don't even think I'm first pick anymore man
oh he doesn't even want though oh he can't even pick oh okay okay
So why did I select this?
Because this could have easily been half-hodge, half-bt.
Or maybe I played Ace all this game.
I've been with my family since my wife. What did you do bro?
Lost LP I didn't even lose LP
I think you want to do is that good
I am broke
If I die I lose whatever man two out of three
It's not actually good, but I'm just so fucking bad.
I should have sent her close.
The chance to be opening here is pretty...
I will regret a bossing.
It's pretty high, I think.
Another leo one, see, it's fucking useless.
Another leo I see it's fucking useless
Damn your ass
I'm gonna sack that bar
All right, Taric next shop, I'll play Aisle.
Making specialist.
Okay, it has to be Taric, Zoe, and Aphelios.
Alright, how about Terec with Azalea or Develius? Just one, of the two.
No.
What?
Chosen of the moon.
Chosen of the sun.
Oh, hodge, retribution.
Okay, I need a chain vest.
I believe I'm fucked.
How do I hold?
Oh, fuck.
Oh
Diana is so fucking cool
Wait
He just prismatic destiny tiny is tight in what?
What how?
with the with the e-shaolin
aw gory
I'm sorry, dude, I see the church on the street, I'm out of here
Not trying to mean he's on a different level now, but he used to bring him when it started how things changed
So the guy is complete ass
Oh my god, he's so fucking bad.
I bet you love Diana. Keep up the good work.
Of course! Of course!
Great, man!
Ace all game, fuck it. Ace all game?
Move out of adaptive hodge, where is an aphelios, Zoey?
Blue buff plus the blue buff adaptive hodge on A-SOUL.
Oh my god, I'm playing A-SOUL.
Oh my god.
Would I have won this round if I actually had a board?
I mean that late-game scale and see
Okay, the problem is I need to move a hodge onto here
I only have one remover left.
Move up adaptive?
I mean, you can go get two children and move up adaptive, so honestly, my items are actually
pretty good.
But I just need a chain.
Loki, it's pretty good here.
Can you just make new item from next creep round?
Oh, wait, what? How many hodges is this I can get? I have a retro fusion.
What do you mean?
I do have late game scaling, so I can just play some two stars and call it.
That's pretty good.
I move one hodge here.
Okay, I need a chain.
Or I'm fucked.
Well, no it is. I mean, I've divided my resolution.
I mean, you go Gintsu Shoujin, so it has to be with Meta on hit,
or you go boob up adaptive, plus, I mean, I can just go large.
I mean, it's one mana regen, plus, I mean, it's not even bad.
I need the chain vest, though, where I'm fucked.
Chain?
Oh my gosh.
I
Now I want to put one retribution here for sure I
Could go bow belt cloak BF belt BF
for strac and
I play around cloak, which is
I just saw a Unara 2 man.
I refuse to build BT.
If you're building BT double healing with no titans, I would rather FF and fight in
T-necks.
What do I like to call cornbloss?
natural you want to that's pretty good
We use five rolls.
In Orn?
Okay.
Okay
Zoni to no dead fucking I'm fighting a Brock the game just started
I don't have titans I'm playing a soul primary carry oh my fucking god five
I don't know why I have rolls, one roll, another orn, I don't know why I have chain on Diana
so it's like that's probably the biggest reason why my board fucking sucks.
Oh great I mean I definitely can't beat this guy I'm playing Diana
God is old
I don't have Pilkover in to play 5 reverse fawns.
Alright, I'm just gonna f of this game, and I will never play it so again, this is a waste of time.
Why am I playing this shit?
This is- this is- it's just a straight waste of time.
What the fuck is this?
I have...
4 reverse fawns on my board, and I wonder why I can't win a single fucking round.
I think, even if I have A-Soul 2, I think I still lose every round, but not I think, I know I lose every round.
If I have A-Soul 2 with 700 stacks, I would probably win.
I guess. Nice. Great, great, great win con man.
I mean, I can play double Diana wincon, I guess, like I farm a Diana component.
Is he still poking?
Maybe.
Look at the carry I just lost to.
Just look at the carry I just lost to.
Wow.
A G.S.S. no Kraken, no Gensu.
Who is having more fun?
Not me.
So what happens when I find an actual Unarabord, what's the plan here?
It's almost as if I would have won every single one of these rounds if I actually played aboard.
Except for the TX aboard.
Let me roll, maybe I play Pterodian or something.
I'm a nice guy.
Whatever.
Jay?
Oh nice, I'm fighting TX2. W-1 in this one.
Oh
I'm this is not even a soul's fault because I don't know many boards being this
He's so top damage. Yes, because he's the only unit on my board.
I don't know, I hope I hit Diana 3, I guess.
Woohoo!
Hey.
What the?
What the fuck?
Jay?
Jay.
I actually hit?
Holy fuck, Acele did!
I had to sell half my board though, but surely it's good enough to win.
Also with Diana 3, I'm pretty sure it's stronger to just play Leona, right?
In fact, it's probably stronger to just play like 5 Leonas and just try to mark everything.
One ult, the whole ward slot.
I mean, I probably should be playing trying to play Piltover.
I'm sure that if I lock that, I'm never going to find it.
Brought to.
The giantatry can be brought to you with these items.
Holy shit, it's a burst!
It's a Christmas miracle!
I was just about to ff.
All right, now my front line is not even that shit.
I've seen worse.
What's the bug?
Aesol is bugged to refield. What's the bug?
What's the bug?
Starfliger, current bonus.
This is the most unreserved first of all time.
It's a seven placement swing from just getting lucky.
Uh, 32.
I was gonna try to get Pelt over in.
I'ma send by Morris and something
He watching will resume next game. Oh, I will never be playing a soul again. I can tell you that
This shit every time I play this shit, I just get the pressure this guy is legit ass
I want to talk over wood.
Another hodge.
undeserved first really I don't think so
I
Look over three sour
This are five-past probably
Shyvana I can't stop the tea hacks is level 10 but he has six of others already. Yes
I shouldn't be denying the shamanas he's seven seven shamanas hello
Hello?
I stole my jade and I lost with Diana 3 to the nice Shyvonis.
How did I lose that?
That's fine.
I don't really like mentally check out of this game like two stages ago.
I don't even care about the placement.
more so just know that I will I will not I could unlock a soul on two five and I
believe I will be purposely avoiding it
what about two one I mean on two one maybe if I if I have a soul on two one
maybe I'll play so
That shit like bro, it's so fucking boring man. I don't even know what I don't even know why I even get baited by these fucking
Asel fucking chatters. It's not even fun. Your chick your your board is not cool
The unit just doesn't win a single round. What the fuck is this shit?
I'm tired of a lean salt.
I believe it's all.
Like, if you have, if you have Acil 2 on, on 4-1 with like perfect items, it's actually
probably good.
Acil 2, Terek 2 on 4-1 has to be good.
Like 10 streak, A-Soul 2 on 4-1, sacks stage 4, get some stacks, and then recap around Fiddlesticks,
Shyvana, full legend, I mean it actually sounds kind of good. Isn't the problem you're playing 16
negative pawns for the scaling, yeah? And then also the other problem is that A-Soul can't,
like doesn't even scale nearly as hard without 2-star. Like you scale harder when he's 2-star,
like what is his unit?
And then the thing is when he does scale,
you're not scaled, because you're dead.
By the time you can scale.
Oh, my god, units aren't even bad, you are.
Neona makes Diana weaker, Zoe on stage 4, actually Zoe on late stage 3 already does nothing,
Aphelios for sure does nothing, Aurelion's soul is worse than Aphelios, but only good
unit you're playing on your board is taric. And if you have three Diana items it means
you don't have affiliates or it means you don't have A-SOUL items.
Oh god.
of
Hello?
Caitlyn?
Karim?
How does that- it's Diana?
Like a lot of times like her, she just wants to kill like auto, like she does damage on
her autos and she wants to auto like the backline.
So she spends too much time dashing because it dashes to units that are more.
Bane game.
I have to move my comic game through World in the free reroll.
I'm pretty sure this augment averages in the ones.
Why don't I play a priori?
This is just completely cracking.
He said I don't know how the fuck we're getting in a build between.
Those are so bad, but I kinda want to hardcore to see how it goes.
What?!
I
Come not even holding the control
This item on on vain I you can end the game
Like hold on let me let me go see like if I end the game on vain to
Garen like like surely you keep on caring to
We item to items crown
I'm just 4.33. Okay, honestly, Simon, that's good. Simon, that's pretty good. Because you're on fucking B2 main carry.
oh great ramble am I screwed I hope not
show three star oh I mean I don't know I mean you'll know if you're going for
being three but I don't think it should be your game plan
It's just like the easiest top three of your life.
It's probably just Gumbly Kraken.
I think.
Probably.
It says you can go get Gumbly as well.
It doesn't matter.
Just Gumbly plus one.
Gumbly Kraken gives you Gumbly.
I mean, this item is just OP on Vayne, there's a Vayne with a bomb, there's only that.
Ah, let me read this.
The holder is, in other words, game 1080, average 270%
The holder of this item badge, you instantly lose the fight.
Badge.
What happens when you get Diana? It's not possible. You know we just won't try Diana.
No we'll get it. Shit, it's fucking broken. No we'll get it. The shit is broken. And
natural with seven veins
Michael, play this good? Oh, I mean, if it dies, I'm dead.
And then also, you're killing Demacia, which I have extra armor and I'm more.
Well, I thought you could only rally three times.
I thought they capped it.
Only three.
Oh yeah.
I think on PDE, oh great man.
I think on PDE, there was like, you could,
oh god, do not go down or I'm dead as fuck.
Oh god!
I mean, I thought I was just gonna die anyway.
The, on PDE, like last second save,
you could probably four times in a little bit.
All right, where are the items?
I have no items.
BF sword, bow clover bow rod, BF bow rod, BF bow cloak.
Can you just not move in the kitchen any events like that, like that?
It's pissing me off!
I mean my items my trial items are insane but my backline items are or giga shit if I
I have nothing I have I need to be a bull rod or be a bull cloak but my
are actually insane.
Whoa.
The heart of Peltor is its people.
Okay.
Okay, grab bag.
What else is there?
GP2?
I'm gonna grab bags, please.
I don't need money, but I actually need a component.
Alright, I guess I'll be level 5.
I'm currently level 5.
I rod's actually good because uh in in in this like this is enough ad so you can actually just go ginsu
I mean I'm probably not gonna know dumbass crown or Naren. It could be a gunblade ginsu which is really good
But I need a gunblade first for where I am booked
What's that one prismatic with like Jarvan, Shyvana?
Is that one good?
Honestly?
It might actually be good.
If I get off of that one, that's gonna be Gold, Silver.
Okay, 10% chance?
I mean, maybe.
How much is Defender?
The mod says it's actually 20 something, Defender is...
And it's also off.
Alright, well, if I lose this round, FF!
GG's!
I think I have lost
I mean, I didn't have to sell Sona, but it's not even about selling the Sona.
I probably shouldn't have sold Zinza, actually.
It's not even about selling the Sona, I mean, you know what, I gained two picks, like
I gained, I went from last pick to second pick, which that's pretty good.
But the problem is, oh great.
This guy just got a Unara, I need the BF Sword and it's, oh!
It's the BS sword I would usually always get.
Oh my.
The mossy aspect?
Look at my vain items.
Look at my vain platforms.
My prince.
The Marseillus back?
The lands make falter.
No, Gensu is actually good on this vein.
But that's because this vein has infinite AD.
It's just how the item works.
If I go to Build and you put Gumblade,
this is the only build where Gensu is not a giga plus.
I mean, it says it's plus, but that's
because you're not filtering with Gumblade.
But the thing is, you need this item.
Because this one, like, practicing a lot of AD,
That's what you wanted, but then this one is every Tuesdays you gain 1080, so yeah, but uh, I do believe I need a BSR on fuck
No BSR GD
I need BS award
I carry the legacy of the final
Oh, man
I hope the hero liked me.
I mean I'll just move the ginsu to the kaiser and then get a combo on kaiser.
I don't get it.
Spirit Link on this shit.
Okay, honestly, I'm going to stack two regardless, but maybe I should just re-roll me in this
game.
like I don't even care if I lose and I have four veins I'm gonna see if I natural
evane in two turns if I natural one vein up I'm in but now it's really aren't
here I lose because I'm pretty sure I can win out like if I make it to vein
three Garin do don't I just win the game let me check the lobby real quick
Let's see what's going on.
Probably zero.
I think there's this guy, but I think there's that spot is not going to work.
It's a 23, what the fuck?
I was actually close, but I think if I find one Vayne, then it's not close.
It's probably not that close.
I believe I will level to 8 next turn and just sit for Kaisa, because I have Gensu,
so I kind of want to itemize Kaisa.
Yeah, it's not that close.
Level sit, and then honestly you can probably find Vayne 3 on 8 anyway because you need
I'd rather have Garen 2 with Vayne 2 than Garen 1 and Vayne 3.
Now you can find Vayne 3 on 8 for sure.
It's not as likely but I'm going to do Garen.
You need Garen 2 and you need level 8.
I am fucking, oh wait, I think there's a BF on.
I mean that's half, like last whisper, half red buff.
I-
Wow! You know what? I have spear link. It's fine.
Wow
Triple Malthar
Triple Malzahar. Holy shit. This guy looks like he won the game. What the- Kinsu, Deadman's
Dagger, whatever the fuck that is? Even Shroud? Oh my. Oh nice, I'll bite him. That's fine.
I think this is the one in the middle
Oh nice, he just fought the component for me as well, man
Oh shit, BenGooWold!
Hey, buddy
Thank you for the subs, BenGooWold!
I don't know what to do.
Stand at your side once more, you Nara.
I'm considered my tower port is one starred. I'm chillin. Not really. I think I have level 10 soon.
I got a yo, a BS sword, another cloak, another bone, a reforger, what the fuck?
No BS sword.
Oh, thank god I'm back.
I'm playing AP Kaisa with...
Oh shit, that was bad.
Oh.
I'm fighting Phex.
No.
Wait?
Yessss!
No! What the-
Does this change at the 80?
I have a red buff on my kaitsa.
It's all crying there, you know I'm not gonna fucking crack it on kaitsa for that shit.
Oh but actually the thing is if I do do that, I can uh, it is AD I guess.
So it probably is better.
I don't know, it's fine.
I believe I am approaching one life.
Alright, well, time is ended.
I believe I am approaching one life.
Alright, well, time is ended.
Huh?
I mean honestly it probably has to be because this red buff is pissing me off and then also
the stats are slightly better but is this even ad by the way?
This is ad kaiser right?
I'm not stupid.
I'm about to hammer you into it.
By example.
Okay.
Oh no the stats, no the stats actually say ginsu is better than kraken on this.
This is better for sure.
I thought that it wasn't gonna change, but then you just are saying.
And I'm too often winning the game.
Oh, I mean I could also just swap back with uh
Because I have BB and IE. Is there a vein? No.
All right, I mean is that 18 to lives of Abba off I'll be sending true zero every turn
GGs
I'm not fucking paying money to hold this piece of dog shit.
He's level 10, but he's not playing Baron.
What?
I don't know why I'm rolling I don't know why I'm rolling
Oh, fuck man, please.
I mean, surely I'm not taking-
Please go on so- please go on so- knock ice, knock ice, knock ice.
Well, actually that's the way
I'm one off of being three, please.
What would he go?
Oh, he's dead.
Hello?
You are definitely not the hero.
My friend, he's your trainee.
The Lance may falter, but you must not.
Why?
Choose evil and get shot.
King Sue, Kraken, GS.
Is that AP Kaisa or no?
It's dead.
He got one shot.
I
Yes
Holy fuck man
I have a red buff on a fucking Sona one
Okay, why don't his red buff a Galio? Oh, I mean that's actually not even good
It only applies once well, honestly, I don't think this one is very long
So I will allow it to kill me.
Won't you ult?
I don't know if I can get it.
Send a two on eight.
It doesn't have IE. It's all good.
I don't got it.
I don't get it.
I'm going to go back to my room.
Look at them go people arise.
I'm a very casual TFT player who enjoys their YouTube videos on my work lunch and I just
had a 3Dargon game in which I got a 2nd Dargon item from Ornn after having 8 drops
I'm not gonna lie, I was reading it, but I was not comprehending it. I was like reading it to read it. I don't even know what the fuck it is.
I don't get it.
Oh.
Hello? Seven hour stream?
I'm tired.
I like your aura, says ForendicTV.
Oh, great prize, man.
Call the fucking teams.
Wahoo.
Can it end with Scythical online?
Oh, yeah, wait, that's not even string today.
Oh, I got Piltoba.
Piltoba.
Hands on.
Millio. Millio.
Piltoba.
Zon, Quick Striker, Pildover, Defender, Bruiser, Eechel, Void Disruptor, Juggernaut, Zon, Slayer,
I'll let my hands do the talking.
Okay, I think I will roll for Bart next turn on level 4 odds because maybe I can find a
Niko in the quest and then I'm going to play T-Hex without Kate 3 and then I just play
around 6 piled over or 4 piled over with T-Hex and Warwick.
Warwick T-Hex duo, G. Honestly, if I piled over plus 1, I can probably just play, I can
probably just play, Brody said Warwick, I mean it's not even that bad, I mean I'm
Zon quick striker is killed over. Pilled over Warwick and then I just I maybe I get like the fucking like the ALE buff ones
and then I just run them over with Warwick. It's not even that, but I'm just seeing Husser so I can roll
and then I'm just gonna start pushing.
I didn't find Niko, but that's okay. That's on.
I just unlocked the fucking dumbass Yorick.
Oh wait, is this a good beat wait?
Honestly, I'm not Caitlyn that's pretty good. You're Rick
I mean this one the thing is this one is really good on Yorick and Piltover or not Yorick on
Warwick and Piltover plus one. I'm not going to fucking micro dumbass rockets man fuck you.
That must be rage rage.
The rockets are only good with Echo, but Echo is only acceptable if you have that one with
that.
But the thing is, it's like, if I see Mining Drill, I believe I will be taking Mocking
Trill
Question mark question mark question mark question mark. Did I think the TS was working that oh, I am playing TX Warwick
Just wait buddy. I'm fucking last week
It's biting real good, uh, maybe not actually, like sometimes it's like, I don't really want...
The BS Rude is gone.
Like honestly, like sometimes I don't want Tengulde to turn and Tengulde on PvE.
Instead, I want to just echo these dumbass rockets that do absolutely nothing
My mind was really bad, I think. Fuck, maybe a riot, should I take an echo?
Lux, this could have been Seraphine
I'm not even going to quest this game.
Last waspah, kapa'i.
Dankersher, whatever it's called.
It's identified.
See that room?
You have more fun on rise house even you realize honestly, you're right. I actually like the rise galaxy in anything but tournament
Actually dumbass me a go great man
Is there a defender?
So what are you gonna remove on this?
Alright, how many Pilt-Overs do I have?
6 out of 9, this is 7 out of 9, this is 8 out of 9, and I just need a low risk.
I don't even mind winning, because if I win, it probably hatches me an Orianna or a Caitlyn.
And then I just proc it, and I see Mining Turtle, and I'm going straight to 10.
Okay, Bard, hello.
Show me the good news, Bard.
If you're offered a million dollars, but you can't measure your bathroom sink with a little
de-utate, what does that mean?
Bard?
I'd probably have to hash the dumbass fucking rumble, man.
I need Caitlyn.
And...
Let me get to the other side of the IE first, no matter where I'm going IE, IE, last whisperer,
What is his defender?
Is that what I'm boosin' shit?
20% Karinami.
Dear hook, Ie Lassiter Hodge, move the Lassiter eventually.
I'm not going to trash what is this and I'm not close anymore, right?
All right.
Oh, put jinx in the planner.
Oh, thank you.
I, good thing you said that
because I would not have put this in your house.
Spreading roots.
Caitlyn too, magic roll, know your enemy,
spreading roots to reforger's.
Damage Amp?
I think I'll be taking Damage Amp.
Jewel Lotus, 20% Crit.
One Roll.
Holy shit.
I think I'm a Loris off of T-Hex.
Hello!
Here, quote.
Boris.
I will be true zero every turn, and if I don't hit mining drill, I will be bitchin'.
I hook errors.
It's not even a loss.
I got two rolls for free.
Here it comes.
Shyvana.
One.
Two.
three
Four
Where the fuck you know every single turn I don't find it is another turn
Mine's a star. Oh, it's fine. I can just put it on I can't I can't I can't I
That's my two star!
Oh, fuck.
Hello?
That's my two star.
That's my 2 star.
Well actually it's fine because it's not really because the problem with the Seraphine is it
has a cloak.
But honestly it's fine.
I don't even want healing.
Okay.
It's fine.
And then now I'm still a Lord Sof.
Everyone calm the fuck down.
Hey!
Calm down.
down. I don't know. It's fine. Calm down. Okay. But if I don't find lords in three shops here,
I mean, that's just that's another bad beat. Two rolls. I found therapy. What?
How I can't buy Loris oh my god this is no I sold my Diego man
Bro, if I didn't sell this Viego, I mean what if I just don't hit mining drills either, then it's all so bad.
I mean there's no way you're fucking sitting here holding Seraphine Parade on bench when you're one Loris away from TX.
That makes no sense.
Oh great, I found Loris.
Okay, I mean it doesn't even matter, it's not even mining drills.
Great man.
I don't get it.
If I hear mining trills, don't I just go straight to 9, straight to 10, actually?
Yes.
What the fuck are these?
What?
Why the fuck did I put Lasso's around this?
Tear cloak, bow cloak, Kraken, whatever the fuck, bow cloak, tear cloak, but then I just
I need to go last with the R.I.E. Bumbley'd.
Oh my god.
I don't care.
It upgraded this instead.
How do I make this the strongest one?
Anyone?
Is it last in? Is that how it works?
I mean this is the number one gig of this G. I mean if I go Gumbly that can actually
go BT over here.
Allowed oh no not that not that yeah
Yeah, yeah, this is actually good hope the over
Who is on G
Okay
Is that my last in I hope so man
But Loki this work is actually at least
And my games actually see
I'm back.
Not really.
If I had mining jewels, wouldn't it be level 10 with T-Hex 6 already?
I am not even close to 10.
My board is looking dog-shined.
Is this a cash-out?
Yes.
yes
I don't have my own room
what the fuck is this guy doing?
what the fuck is going on
I have an upgrade instead of a mining drill
Hmm
Upgrade it instead of winding through. I have cake too. Hey, see that, sweet?
What are you getting these free rolls from?
I can play double TX instead of orn.
I don't really want to use my remover, and I can run it, but I probably should be running
I'm just gonna have to move it there.
How many of you are there?
What are you guys actually doing?
That's no cat.
I
Can go fives on
Instead of dumbass upgrade. I mean I'm not gonna know flies on okay warwick you
That's a good feeling about this.
Can't wear the crown to the king's dead, little girl.
Eh, I can use a little bit of game on that turn. Please.
Okay, low key, do you ever upgrade the Warwick and have the Warwick 1v9?
Or is that troll?
I don't even think Warwick is that bad.
I am looking at my warwick never mind never mind never mind
Okay, well now I don't really want to roll anymore. I know I'll suddenly have the words to I actually need orders to
Please
Senna Senna Loris Loris Senna
Oh, Lord is too. Okay, I'm done rolling.
What are my frontline items?
I don't have anti-all right.
GG's.
Okay.
And now if I can just survive three rounds and I go nine to TF2, GG's.
Yeah
Jinx. I mean I can hold Jinx and play uh, fight, no I'd rather just play like...
I'm just going to remember rolling on these odds.
I'm just going to start bumping. Whatever.
I mean I can play fight and zone if I don't find Senna, but if I find Senna I'd rather just play Senna for the stake.
And then just move these items to Senna.
Well honestly these items on MF if I hit TXT or whatever.
I don't care, I'm just gonna start bumping, if I die I die, who the fuck cares man?
I'm not really on 8, I could be 1 life if not I don't care.
I'm not even convinced TX2 is even better than fucking double TX1.
Why does my T-Rex look like he's got one shot?
T-Rex did it? Is it because of clone?
I fight a clone so it just doesn't eat?
No man.
What? It doesn't- I never moved it ever.
I just bought a clone!
What?
I don't know.
Alright, free level. So this guy has the money to roll.
This guy has a strong spot.
It casted again.
Fair kill enough.
Oh, nice, nice, nice.
Alright.
Gunslinger plus one
Four gunslinger bug jam. Yeah, yeah
I'm no problems
I do not have a single front-line item
Tx2 watch this
I
Could play orn for for warden
Vives on for who no one
How do I drop...
I don't know.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this?
man gigz is on man yeah let me let me fucking play five gold instead of one
gold but I find one senator I can just play a fucking center on my board instead
of a dumbass fucking seats now the ziggs is gonna be really impactful I'm dead my
I'm boarding on one shot.
I went fifth with TX2.
Upgrade.
You, like it upgrades your fucking TX
after the fight's already over, man.
I don't get it.
You know what it actually is?
I think maybe if it's not getting Caitlyn three
and it upgrades, I can just eat like a marksman or something.
Or I can just eat like a marksman.
Like I don't eat mana regen instead.
But if I hit mining drill,
isn't this game just fucking over?
I would have just loaded in level nine
with two star everything.
And I dropped down to four pilt over
instead of playing six reverse spawns on my board.
I don't get it. I don't get it.
How, like, let's say you play TX and you don't hit Mining Drill,
don't you actually have to get some egregious level of fucking Hyrule to knock away?
I don't know where I am going.
How are the temple walls doing?
Probably not good.
I've been hitting a little too hard recently.
Wait, they're down 7. Low G? Not really.
Oh, god.
Oh, boy.
Hello?
You are trash, bud.
Oh, it's such a where were you? Wait, I was told that you didn't stream today
It's the fall
Hello, so do you want to stream I'm not to take today off. I feel like an eight-hour stream. That's pretty reasonable
No, but I'm sleeping no, but
No, I'm trying to watch some I'm trying to watch the stranger things
Hello?
back in and actually start climbing. What the fuck am I doing then? Just wait. Holy
fuck anonymous gifter with 25 subs thank you anonymous gifter
I'm not a skipper, wait, what are you, what's the law?
25 subs said deserve an easel game, said no one ever.
You're rolling to grab bag.
I think I already have a Leona and I have no fun dying items.
items
Don't whoa cool speedy double kill
Jay
Like if I if I take a double the owner like double
Listen, if you're that fucking gold player that goes question mark, you have Leona too.
Let's say I double Miko to Leona, play my strongest board.
I make absolutely no econ.
I'm not even guaranteed to win any of the fucking rounds.
And then, and then get this!
I'm not first pick, so I'm basically last pick and I'm never getting in a bow and...
where the fuck are the Diana items?
Oh wait, that's right. I don't have any.
Anami.
Bud.
Side out, bud.
Like, great man, I got Neona too. What the fuck does that do for me? Nice.
My Diana's about to load me with a fucking cloak. And that's it.
Alright, and I will be rolling...
...for Bar-no!
Diana sucks, we went third with Diana 3, why are we playing this shit?
When I went third with Diana 3, I had 2 units on my board.
I legit had 2 units on my board.
And I lost to a full cap to Eastile Cache out.
That's not a real loss man.
I had 7 of her spawns since I was playing Ansel.
I had 3 items on a fucking Orillian's ult.
Oh good.
well I mean I thought I was gonna win but then I lost
I don't get it
and I was trying to deny it's Rwanda's but then uh
I believe the game is over
Big bow from Carousel, just to grief.
Oh, I will be doing that, actually.
I don't care.
As long as it's not a one cost, I will be taking the bow.
I don't want to fuck.
If it... Oh!
Ah, unlucky. I don't even need this shit.
Don't care!
Like, I would've taken the bow even more on a 2-cost.
Bro, fuck these guys, man.
Honestly, it's like, it's kind of good.
Because I think Diana gets stat-checked by, like, a Supercranai.
And Diana also gets stat-checked,
or like, you also get stat-checked by another Diana player
playing Diana and ruining your Diana too.
That's not very jolly
Hi, you know, it's not even it's not even seven in a row. It's not a bug here
Just open if you want ever grew a creature game more than a grease line because I can just have one more later
I think this is actually probably the best quest you can hit.
Oh, I mean the best one is the one where you just get 400 for free, but this is actually
the best one.
Because you just 3-5 roll for the only 2 and you catch out.
That's 2-75.
What do you even get for 2-75?
Little buddybot.
Ishtal loot.
2-75.
It's literally a full item or something.
You can get a pan or a spat, or you get a full item and bull, and six gold.
But wait, honestly, what's 300?
Three four stars, three four costs, and or an item?
Wait, if there's an easy quest, maybe I'll just do the next quest.
I'm kind of down for the next one as well.
Because I really don't want this fat, because that seems kind of worthless.
Is this an Acyline mode?
Nope.
Well, because it's the free 400, you need 80 HP on stage 3, and you drop the 30 health
and you just get 400.
But you just play it, you just play each shell when you're about to get 400, or just
I'm just walking around now.
I kinda want Void Staff and I want Bramble, but I'm kinda going to build Bramble first.
Minus or more.
Okay.
I didn't get a single unit.
Alright, three more rounds.
I'm gonna start the game with 30 HP max, but that is...
Okay.
I'm fucking broke
I'm broke
No, it's pretty bad, but I mean I guess it's okay blue buff red buff golden ego
trait tree reformer with Pandoras okay I believe I'm back
Did the Timberwolves lose?
Probably.
Oh wait, they're only down four.
Wait.
You're so broke.
Not really.
Okay, but the invested is actually bad for me, man.
Fuck.
I mean, don't I actually want combat?
Probably.
And now I'm fucked, man.
But I mean, I was kind of bored, and I'm going to cash out items, so basically, I mean,
my cash out space is going to be my item.
Or my, what's it called?
Alright, it's fine.
Let's talk one more here.
Calm down.
Why not just roll the emblems for 10 something?
I am definitely making it there guys here to one guy you just here to one guy you
we're for sure making it there guys
fucking idiot
and
okay
Kinsu, a titan's, a baby, yeah I'm two lives, who cares? It does not matter.
Who cares? And before this is going to do somehow, I mean that's the case then,
just run around like a bad beat.
I'm going to level up and roll here and stop one more and then I'm just going to win out.
But I probably won't even take the quest.
it's uh if I see an easy quest to get to 300 because it's a really easy one
Maybe there's like a question you feel to Sarmiko.
Or no.
Is that one, what, how much does that one get?
Does that one give 25?
40?
And if I'm not losing an old board, fuck that shit.
I'll just, I'll just kick this gash out and I'll just start winning.
All right, last loss.
My eb is actually good because even if I lose a round on stage 4, I'm still 2 lives on
stage 5.
It's like, it's fine.
It's actually more than fine.
How's the h3 25?
GG's.
Hey, it is a field with 2 stars.
reroll the shop?
Honestly?
Cause I can just roll with it in on neutrals.
And I just get a free cash out, what the fuck?
What is the 400 here?
135.
Oh, it gets spawned plus full item ammo, radiant, full item, and 2- oh, GG.
Oh, I believe the game is over, actually.
What the fuck?
I don't know if I can actually buy these shops
Oh god.
I have to play it one more turn.
I don't have enough to buy the shops.
Great man.
And now I'm fucked.
One more roll, GDs.
Okay, it's fine.
Don't worry guys!
I don't have a board!
Also, I didn't find a Xeer.
It was kind of bad.
I'm really bad.
Really, really bad.
Like, really bad.
I would've won this if I just did it all on my board, man.
I have look at my reverse pawns that I'm
I didn't hold swings on my initial roll down okay well now I can't roll anymore my board
is good enough man is it actually good enough I mean if I lose I lose who the fuck cares
This is bad beat.
I didn't look at him zero-hole.
And I didn't hold the slains.
Oh.
Hello.
What? Wait, it went to OT? What the fuck? I thought it was gigo over. Okay, so what's
the plan? Barbara, I mean, I don't want to roll. I mean, if I lose, I lose. Unlucky.
I can't.
Cause the thing is it's actually a 5 placement swing if I can just run these like few rounds.
And it gives me an e-con to get back to 9.
And if I make it to 9, like the thing is I'm up items like let's say, basically I'm
down a unit but the thing is I'm up a warmogs and a morello.
up two full items yes I will be replacing this I will be replacing the
bar no but that's what I found Senna now replace it with like a zero as well
But it's like yeah, I might go 8th but like who cares man because if I make it to 9 here
Don't I just win the game?
Yes?
Oh yeah, also I'm kinda done for a little more than...
Okay, nice.
Now I'm done rolling for sure.
Oh, I'm not gonna just do this.
And then I have this paired but like this can I even play swing on my board I think it just depends how many swings are gone
I don't know all right, I'm gonna scout you guys tell me how many swings are going all right. How much we're going
And if I win this, that's when the game is uncontested over.
I mean, the best of two is actually pretty good.
This braum is like fucking useless, but I can go like swain Nautilus.
I mean, the econ's that kind of faith is I don't think I'm ever playing a zero this
game.
It's just going to be these units.
Like, swain over this Nautilus and this is my board.
I mean, there's nothing wrong with this board.
the problem is I have to make it tonight. And if I don't make it tonight, I do like.
What does Karat gold do?
Good things, I believe.
I cannot watch Skarner on Carousel as well, and then play Skarner.
Oh, I don't have Wargoyle, nevermind. No, I can't.
And then now?
I mean if I just make it to nine swing to in a noddle and in a shaman I'm stable for stage five and then all I need is
Just wait until five six one and that's it's one of the game because I'll just have to sort of literally every legendary game
Preferably with this year, but I don't know
I
Sack one level all in I got a cargo. I think I can get scarter next turn here
What'd I get?
I get Skarner as well
Jay? Honestly, then I might as well just sap two more fucking.
Because then I can-
I- Bro, the thing is, I can easily get 6-0.
And if I get 6-0, I'm fucked.
Like, I'm not trying to get 6-0 here, man.
Hello?
Am I a loser?
Let's see the matchup, see what's going on over here.
I mean, if I win two, I unlock Renekton and the game's for sure over.
But, yeah, let me frontline my Azir with Disruptor for two armor and a more.
You got it, man.
Bug jam.
Uh, OK.
a year or two ball game
The ball game what the fuck is that dude?
Literally nothing all right, well if I ever necked in
You're the hybrid of mashed potatoes and crickets.
MonkaW.
I mean like I can go swing plus uh I can drop setup plus something for swing plus
something.
My board is ass.
GG. GG.
See? See?
I
This is brought to you by barred
Well fucks on a human oh I miss corner to okay
I hold her neck then I do
I can't. Is it better to play Vigil Vi here than Bromblore Skarner? You just named two
trash cans for two non trash cans. I, I, it has some rage rate.
Kinsu GS
This swing has cost me seven million gold GG's
I mean these matchups swing is way better than shabbana and I just I can play skarner
as well. But uh, yeah. I, the thing is, it's this thing, so when people die, I just gain
impingled so I can actually level for fatal stick as well
I mean, if I die, die, I think.
Unless there's zero swings gone.
1, 2, 3, I gain it.
I said I'll never cast.
Let's swing two on him.
The base damage is 12. You have to get 4-0 to die here. I think my Diana's dead.
That's fine, I'm not gonna kill these.
Oh, good.
Is this a methamphetamine?
Oh, good.
Is anyone dead?
Storax...
Kraken.
Starex, Kraken.
I mean, the Unara is just sitting here attacking the Bramble Taric, so I believe this fight
is also over.
See?
I mean, bro, and I even won out with an extra life!
See?
Okay, I got one shot. I got fucking Stan. And now me.
Why is TXOB? That's a great fucking question, man.
I mean, like, to be fair, he deserves to win. Like, look at his board.
Jarvan 3, like, perfect item TX2, level 9, has every fucking upgrade in the game.
Like, I mean, I believe that is a fair loss.
Like, that's not even a bad beat. That's just an acceptable...
...an acceptable result.
Ha ha!
So bad! Ha ha!
Fucking idiot.
Alright, hello.
Uh, can I fight today? I'll die.
Alright, listen, I'm gonna fight today and then I'll be back.
Okay, tomorrow I'll actually stream a long time, yes?
I'm tired.
Bye guys first message. I
Will send you guys to Esha. This is the OCE fucking goat not really for with the s
No, it's what oh, you know, I don't know that I mean actually you watch for the heat watch and to have fun
All right, I'll be back tomorrow all right tomorrow okay tomorrow
I won't end until 1k how about that? I'll actually try our tomorrow, bro
This is a social is pissing me off like tomorrow
Oh, okay, all in.
G.