Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
I'm tired.
I believe my carry will be doing zero damage.
I do not think my carry will be doing any damage.
Holy fuck.
Totoba? Defender?
This time it's cooked for EU viewers. Honestly, isn't this time actually cooked for NA viewers as well? Or no?
Wait, what? Wait, is there anyone here that's not from EU or NA? Like, what region is this time even good for? This is when I wake up.
Perfect for OCE, what time is it in OCE right now?
Australia, Taiwan?
8am, 8am, holy fuck.
Imagine waking up at 8am Jesus Christ.
That's a fucking cabbage on this.
8am, not to wake up, 8am guys.
it's 8 a.m. people have job buddy I mean yeah you right my bad
level six excuse me I'm sure the items go on gin not the dumb ass the ever or
am I stupid? Maybe I'm stupid. How the fuck did I farm a bull? Oh, it's right. Okay. Okay.
Oh wait. Wait!
I don't get it. I go fast on this game probably.
get the this fucking little legend is pissing me off man I can't move I don't
get it
TSPMO. Yeah, man. I don't get it. I can't move
Nautilus, I mean there's no way I'm selling a buy too, but then how do I get uh, I mean I'm not trying to play build water for for what man
Something's not right man
Okay
Shoulda been here too!
What?
Okay.
Bro, it's not even good man.
If I uh, oh wait nevermind, I lost a pretty strong armor, I thought it was gonna nevermind.
Branching out, missed connections, prior to 50 gold, worthless, best friends, branching
out to reforger, I'm gonna reforge the tier.
Focus fire.
Something good, I'm generally pretty good, I'll allow that one.
And then also it gives me the opportunity to reforge the tier which is kinda nice.
And defend again, oh nice, okay, a bow.
Do I have a defender in? What is this?
Juggernaut? What is this?
Piltover? What is this?
Defender? What is this?
boxes? Juggernaut? Okay. Last whisper. Oh, I'm tired. I'm tired.
I
Fuck of these TVs red blood from TV
I don't get it level 740
What I mean, I can play four pills over is that good
Four pills over
That's good.
What would I even take for 4-pilled over?
I mean there is a Gigantify.
Like maybe I can level Messer and drop TF.
I'm playing Caitlyn instead of Loris.
Well, that's not good, I carried that instantly, if I can't.
It's just not really to carry, there's no way I can pass on this game, but I can also
just roll on 7 and then try to nine on 5-1.
Or I can just roll for you Nara even though I don't have...
Can you play you Nara without IE?
Like if I go Gintsu Kraken Kraken, is that just no damage?
Fuck no.
Okay.
Okay.
So what's the plan then?
Because I have a...
Okay, so if I don't have IE,
Draven 2 is better than Unara, yes?
Wait, there's a Unara right here.
I mean, I think I'll be taking this one actually.
I get two Krakten lots of us were and I have red buff but then I don't even want to play I mean, it's fine
What's the gravy not I don't wish I'm up seven this is not this opens on a nonsense as well
What is this, Defender?
Build Water.
GG's.
I mean, I could just greet Aitnir.
I love you big less.
I don't have to end with you, Nora.
I could just try to skip to, uh, what's it called, this game, it's called a bottle.
Oh, great, Diana player.
A bog jam!
A bog jam!
I get to buy a gold deterred.
That's pretty good.
one gold all right I mean I do believe I will be for one all in I might play
seraphine Shen I might play and then hopefully I can just not die and go
9 and just cap around Sena, Sena Kindred.
Four Juggernaut Sena Kindred.
Four Juggernaut Sena Kindred.
This guy has a Sena already.
What?
Hello?
I don't get it.
MF build water with MF Senna on 7.
I don't get it.
I mean it's fine.
48 to level, Vy2 is Vy2, Nautilus, Lowy.
I don't even have a buddy to send it.
right
Draven yes or rod yes or rod of a forge I mean I can actually do a carry I mean
I was don't I just need what's it called this game you know our Draven
Nautilus Loris
I just go for Ivy on Garousel I mean I could make DB and just try to go 9
And then I would just go defensive item on Carousel.
I mean if I go IE here, what the fuck is the plan?
Because if I do go IE then I'm stuck with a BS server frontline.
Once you're like Damage Amp, triple Leona.
I'm gonna go roll for any defender then.
Okay now I'm done rolling.
Two doorknob.
I can play this and then I can also drop this for Swain and then I can drop this for three.
How much value is this?
How much value is this?
I have 4 traits, that's not my value, but I mean, that is basically dead, it's not
playing Warden either.
I'm not going to just reach IE, yeah?
Am I going to get IE though?
if I don't get the IE, then 3 quick striker, arcanist, vanquisher, I mean the best of 2
is not even that bad, the unit is pretty tanky, yeah, how much does 3 quick striker
a little bit more to pass you on two conspiracies it buffs this and I get an
extra damage camp but I'm playing a fucking a wreckside on my board is that
okay I have a wreckside on my board
but I mean I could just I could just go IE and go for Starrac like it's
basically a thing for them
I just got arcane victory.
Holy shit.
You don't steal those damage.
It's not even that.
I mean it's actually not it's not even bad I'm I'm third pick
Hello he's level 950 gold you almost lost we really well you're right
What the fuck oh great I he's gone now what I mean I can go fiddle stick
Okay, well I do believe I don't care about his IE anymore because I'll be going nine if I don't get IE I don't get IE
But also I just realized I shouldn't even be playing for first. Like what the fuck is this spot I
Don't beat this guy. I'm not out placing this guy either am I out placing this guy? No
So who the fuck do I out place?
My board suck
into Kraken DB. Last was for this unit. Attack the same unit. The Diana player is in my
cool and I think I'd rather you see this though I hopefully he didn't move his
Diana to the side or I'm dead as fuck he did all right well I'm dead as fuck
He's getting greedy in his Earth Axiom.
Try our alert.
Oh wait, it's actually dead.
Wait?
Come on, Draven, you got this.
Hello, Draven.
You got it.
You got it, Draven.
Wait, this Draven's a fucking beast!
Holy fuck, I won this shit?
I mean, works for me?
Wukong 2?
Me on Draven, oh that is most definitely not you on Draven, the fucking dumbass Globster.
Bro, you're not tricking no one man, calm down.
Calm the fuck down.
You are fucking ass.
You are ass.
Okay, so who the fuck do I beat?
I mean, I've been saying who the fuck do I beat for the last decade?
And I keep beating everyone.
My dream of the 10KDM, I mean that's gonna be my Unara guy, you know.
I mean, surely I could be double list on Scuttle fucking puddle.
Double list TG Volibear carry and Scuttle puddle.
Like, surely I could win this one, right?
Yes, I can.
Oh, I mean, no, not my board of scruples. I will come too.
Well, I just think we'll come too.
Like I think before the Wukong 2 it was like whatever.
Also this is basically a dead unit. What do I have? Targon, Ionia, Noxus.
I mean if I lose this...
I can just try to cap around Ryze with Ionia, Noxus.
but gg how do i last whisper someone useful
that's a struggle i lose damage and for then i gain
last whisper i'm last whispering a fucking what's it called
I mean, it's just supposed to be Senna. Senna with the last one to the red boss.
I should have TG'd in the rest of this turn.
It's just the HVBot.
What the fuck happened to my team?
Hello?
What happened?
I got 30y old.
What?
What the fuck?
I mean he's strong but like really I got 30 over here. I don't get it
What
Wait, I feel my voice pretty good wait what I mean kindred paired. Okay kindred to Kraken
I'm using all my rules of this shit though.
It's always losses for on this, always IE on this, Kraken, Gensu, ADB above this, ATG
and G.
G.
I'm back.
Okay, I'm on board looks pretty good now.
Like I actually have damage now. I can drop this for a... I'm pretty sure I've
damage now right? What the fuck's done to my whole war man? Oh my! Wow! Wow! Holy fuck!
Oh great, what does that smell like? I mean I can play mellow over that. 2.5%
2.5% damage up over this?
No.
In.
You fucker.
Warmogs?
I missed my last revolver, I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Oh, great, I'm fighting Baron too. I'm dead as fuck man.
If I go Senna... I mean, it's a better red buff holder.
I would be dropping the Gnostic frontline for it.
But I'm too poor.
I believe this is my board.
Oh yeah, honestly, doesn't Kiger actually have a decent matchup against Baron?
That was pretty close.
Like 3-0 against Baron too? Isn't that actually pretty close?
Yes.
Yeah. I mean, I can drop Tarot, but not for Santa 1.
I mean, yes, it's Baron 2, though.
I need something to help this two mana regen.
It's not a one cost though.
Is that a candy heal?
Yes.
Ah, whatever.
Yeah, let's play fucking two once our pieces of shit for one treat.
I'm not finding the guarantee, that's pretty good for me.
I think that's a really good match for me playing now, which is bad against me.
He died with baron too, oh he lost with baron too, I'll try to afford the system pick up
me now.
Three quick striker.
I just scouted my pool, who the fuck do I beat?
I'm sitting here, attacking this territory the entire fight.
Wait, wait, the kid could kill the Trinimere.
Okay.
I mean, honestly with Swing 2 Territory 2, I can actually unlock...
I might as well unlock Set, because I think that's the only way I can win against Baron.
And then I move Tank items to, uh, like I hit Set 2 out of thin air.
Oh, what the fuck?
And I dropped the Stupid Ashen, dropped Ruger.
I mean I'm pretty sure that's the only way I can win though, no joke, is to get set to
items.
Cause how else am I gonna stat check this?
I can't.
I can't.
Yeah fuck it, I'm just gonna build set items, double JG pocket, yeah fuck it.
and then I'll just run here to bounce the uh...
yeah I don't know if this is winnable with my trash setup
alright I will be open to them Derek
I wonder if it's a good second, I guess.
Bro, Draven is actually insane.
He does so much damage.
If I would have like 10 gold on stage 4, I would have kind of hirled the kindred 2.
Let's say I didn't hirled the kindred 2, I probably would have went like 4 to 15.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I just woke up and I'm like, I'm tired.
I just woke up an hour ago.
We hit rank 1 today, yeah.
I will be, uh, no, the adjust is actually there.
Don't worry.
There won't be a single buff or...
I'm not sure.
It is said that every room has its own rooms, but one are sharper than none.
No rage baiting today guys. Today everyone just logs in and we just hit rank one. Yes?
Nautilus. I'm a hate watcher. The fucking hate watcher is actually the guy I saw. It's
just pissing me off I'm only here to rage mate oh thanks for letting me know yeah
four-hour so there
she has been a podge amp
This is the Caitlyn hard force
To Caitlyn's perhaps I'll be Caitlyn hard force
I need like three BS words and I also went on some gloves.
Secret of the Sands.
Into Bard.
Into Diana.
Bow, Belt, Deer.
Radiant Relics.
Oh geez.
I'm pretty sure this augment, oh wait.
Oh I'll be playing TX actually.
1, 2, 3.
four five six seven eight
hello you not pivoted to me please one two three four five six seven eight
comeback story honestly though comeback story the tea has doesn't even sound
good like the problem with combat story is that you only have one fucking unit on
your board so maybe like I'm like baiting myself like I probably am
like this this augment is broken but it's probably not that broken on TX
because when TX ults you don't even get you don't even benefit from the
That's me
Like the reason it's op in Diana, it's because you're literally playing like one tank in like six games
And it helps Diana going
But I mean like from this spot
I believe I must
Wait, oh he shoots more rockets with the fast speed?
Oh rockets killed AS?
What the fuck?
I did not know that!
What the fuck?
Okay.
Bard?
Question mark?
Bro you wrote a Bard on 4 man.
I buy 5 Caitlyn's and 0 buy 0 low risk.
Don't you think you want some buy and low risk?
I'm not going to be gated by the fucking dumbass Caitlyn.
Alright, show me the good news.
He's three ovens WTF, more dogs or this oven average is a 5.1.
Yeah.
Critical success, air asmium, lunch money, critical success, after the team critically
strikes we're going to need 20 times game 2 more team building iron assets team building
one two
three four i found the more risk but i don't have eyes
Earned 6 interest.
Is that even possible?
What the fuck is this?
Is this even possible?
I could have hatched a Caitlyn here if I win this round.
I have to, bro I'm just on this shit.
I just lost the gold.
For I don't even know what you get, 70 which is basically one gold back or like two gold
back.
And I potentially could have lost a Caitlyn here and now I'm not even fucked.
Yeah, it's combat story.
It's probably not like it was in combat, but I was gonna take it and pull it open to Diana.
But if I have 5 Caitlyn's, isn't it mandatory to just play T-Hex?
Perhaps.
I mean, there's allures with the cloak, but I do believe if I...
Oh!
Ha-ha!
I don't have a single bf or glove all right well GGs. I'm fucked no it's fine. It's fine
It's fine
Get the fuck off my board you are trash
No flash shield, that's okay.
Long shot.
I was in the um...
Caitlyn 3!
Honestly, if I win this round, I can actually unlock...
I can actually like farm a Caitlyn, and I 3-3, which is actually not even bad.
Let me once I'm either drunk because if I do something a double go the value you already
And then close it be any overnight someone anyway
Put a bra on your team building and the bro. Okay, this is rage rate shit's rage rate, man. Oh
Oh my that's pretty good. Oh great. I lower all that has to stupid ass. So I mean
What happened who's spinning me who is that I
I am about to have a super early key hex.
No gap.
I mean, okay, Lord is 2, Vi 2, Orianna 2, K3.
Is there already a swan?
Whoa!
I'll probably just aim for it on...
Wait, why did I even take this?
now game after 5 player combat so this is 1, 2, 3, after 3, 2
Vayne in shop, working day, don't care if it's Nelson
it give me her next account
18% damage amp. I hope I hit mining drills. Or I do believe I'm fucked.
I'll belt. Oh no, it's got to be a sword. That's pretty good.
Michael Rockets is better, mmm yeah man, either Ragebeard or you're sleeping, don't
get hurt, either way man, honestly I'm probably gated by Caitlyn this game, but I don't really
I don't want to dig that deep.
For once.
Protect the faithful.
I'm one, I'm two, what's it called?
Holy fuck, I just saw my items.
Oh, that is bad for me.
I mean, I guess I have Morello, but I can also go...
I mean, yeah, it's Morello plus...
Holy fuck, event is terrible.
Oh, god.
Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. These items are legit ass. I'm sure you get one glove man. Hello.
50, 50 AD, 50 AS.
What is this 20% damage of a test you'll
To three rolls you Nara Tristana
I don't want to build it on the map, I mean I just go Merlo, IE half something.
How bad is it adapted?
Like unbuildable?
I'm 288 and you deal 2% of the holders max health, I mean it's not actually pretty good,
especially with the Mastery.
I can actually send it this turn, because I'm 2 off, 1 off, 1 off and I have 2 sugar
decos, so I only need 3 copies total.
I'll be sending it.
Hello?
I'm out.
G?
G?
And mining drills.
It was probably not even trying to actually, because if I get another blow...
Watch this, watch this! No, no, watch this!
Oh wait, I need therapy.
Hello?
Is there a Seraphine here?
No.
I mean, maybe I find the Seraphine this turn.
Watch this. No, no, no, watch this.
No, no, no, everyone just watch this. Everyone just watch. Just watch your shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, just watch. Just watch. No, no, no, no, no, just watch.
Well, not this turn, please.
I'm not gonna be 20. Fuck this. Fuck the word, huh?
Infinity Edge.
He is playing really good so far.
Oh, thanks, Big Nelson.
Thank you, buddy.
Nelson. I mean, it's not even good. I have comeback story. So I'm just like winning grounds
for fun, man.
Check if AS... Oh yeah, yeah, give me a sec.
16th to level, give me 20 AD.
I mean, don't lose to you guys, no way, right?
Well, actually, this side looks pretty strong. Holy fuck.
Well, he actually looks strong as fuck. Excuse me?
Ah, it's too expensive, I cannot.
And if I lose, I lose, who cares?
Uh, let me see.
Uh, something, launch 5 additional...
Oh, what's up? Oh, thank you.
What are those T-Hex items?
Oh, I don't know, maybe I will
remove them...
later.
Look at my components!
If I don't make Morillo gear, nice man,
I can make a Nasher fucking Tooth!
Go, go, go, go, go.
or two my bad
unofficial is really good but the thing is in this game I've come back
sorry so if I have extra HP and AS the AS for fish bones is like kind of just
normal fine side out bud you are trash
So now what
Oh, okay
37 of the DVD that was that
what the fuck what the fuck is what the fuck was that what I get
what do I even get
So lucky, that is what I call skill.
So lucky!
Now this is what I like to call skill, it's all good.
You ass.
Okay, so where is this Seraphine?
Level 6, bud. Okay, why I also rolled a lot of shots on level 5.
hmm
Oh, it's actually strong
I believe the monster actually has a decent matchup
That's no gap
Nevermind
I mean actually no that was actually pretty close
That's banable, question mark?
Okay, so where is this, uh, like the thing is, I can't even, I don't even want to roll for the Seraphine,
because if I roll for Seraphine and it doesn't hit mining drills, then I'm just sitting here and just AFK.
But I do believe there are zero fucking Seraphine gone, so I think I might be rolling for it.
Is there a brum with a deer?
I accidentally just- I- why am I fast? What the- no, is that the prismatic? Bro-
There's a prismatic order that dropped man.
I mean blue buff on once a day is actually good.
What is this, five?
Well, I'd rather just play strong as Wardman.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't mind.
That's not even what they call it.
Bluebox sign is actually good, it's fine.
I think this guy doesn't have a sign of sign.
He doesn't.
I'm trying to call him.
I mean, it's fine.
I'm not the shock one and then if I get a let me see how many Seraphine are gone
that's okay, that's what they call a bard loss, a comeback story loss.
I mean, I'm down to a roll until, holy shit, I get three for your rolls.
I'm gonna see.
I mean, he's two, there's only two Serpents gone.
And the thing is, I mean, I have to rush, I'm also running from the left side.
I'm not trying to build ginsu in fucking combat story, Nautilus, Seraphine, 3-3-Roll of
I
Mighting drill I will be talking this agent going on geez
Is there like a build a front line item?
It's fine even trust gonna die don't worry
Can you cap around Silas on this board?
by Silas instead of... Honestly, you probably could.
By Silas and you don't play Orianna's Illion.
And then Silas too, and I just give it a boobuff and call it a day.
That doesn't even sound bad actually.
I don't need I don't need barred I I rather just play strong board because I have a I
have mining drill so it's like if I somehow win the rounds with mining drill I'm just
of 10 millimonde.
Follow me, friends!
You remember the idea, you just drop the charge.
I've time for 15 minutes, and that dino is still one star!
I mean, yeah, I found it on stage three, man!
Just wait. I'm scaling.
Oh, I will be getting dumpstered by that guy. Holy fucking board.
Where is he?
I don't know what he is but I will be in 30 gold.
Also, you know you can proc Binding Drill on neutral, like I think that's what's stupid about it.
Like the fact that you can proc this show on neutral just makes no sense to me.
Oh man.
Oh, it's this guy man.
What the fuck am I even fighting here man?
Hello!
Man?
Oh wait!
Uh oh.
I mean it's fine.
The game's over, I just have to hear NGGs.
I need a frontline item, one month's okay, people are okay, and people are better with the combustoring.
Okay.
Just wait, everyone just wait.
I am sitting with six reverse spawns, not rolling the single time, just wait.
I'm second three.
Okay, well geez, then J? Also, I don't even want to unlock Volibear. I should, I have
the minus remover who cares though I would just put it after around the other
minute with a bucket I think the only way is I somehow get greased by not
having wall of air it's the only lots on comments right
Alright, last loss and GG's.
I
G
And I could go for what's it called
Excuse me?
Are you ready?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
I didn't hit T-Hex to here are we stupid I didn't hit Lucian Senatou without much gold are we stupid
I don't get it hello yeah we us where the fuck is this T-Hex and now I don't like the stupid as
I don't get it!
How? How? Wait, how? How? How? How?
How how nono. I
Hello? I mean, wait, what? Hello?
I don't care if I'll get... If I mess with you, that'd be...
I was pretty sure I was going to beat this guy, but I don't know if I'll beat this guy
I'm not even strong, I feel like, I mean the shit is actually gonna matter, oh good.
by the blood of my father. I will end them.
Not Draven, Draven.
I just, I just fucking got a natural tooth instead of a, a what, yeah, I lost a gold.
I got a natural tooth.
ass. You are fucking ass.
Oh,
I didn't lose, right?
Bro, this game, I almost got a gig of AdBeat.
What the fuck was that shit?
Bro, I swear when people roll for TX, like if you're rolling for TX on stage 6, aren't
you like guaranteed TX2 in like 3 gold?
Probably man.
But then when I roll for it, I get it in like none.
On stage 6, bro, every single 5-cost is already out of the pool, man.
Like I'm pretty sure you just roll once, oh here you go, TF stew, and you roll one more
time, oh here you go, double TF stew.
And you're back.
When equals to blame, lose equals to blame.
You look at the board cards for that game versus the second place, I also have a comeback
story when he took an econ augment on 2-1.
When you take a prismatic econ on 2-1, what do you think that means?
They have more money than you do.
Wow, his board is worth more than mine?
Wow.
combat fucking, there's combat augments.
Wow, fucking rage rate, man.
I got caught.
I fell for a fucking F tier rage rate, great man.
And then when other people play T-hex,
they just fight Seraphine on level five.
I don't get it.
And then they just have mining drills on stage three.
What?
You went first, what's the problem? I almost went third.
When that game was a guaranteed first, I was level nine rolling infinite gold.
And I had to open self-fiddle too, but
I- uh, for Loris to- to just to hit this dumbass T-Hex on the last possible roll,
I might include the entirety of stage 5.
Uh...
Oh...
Burr...
Oh...
Burr...
I almost got fuckin' scammed.
Oh, god...
Oh my, we're playing Scuttle Cloddle.
Hi, I'm new to TFT, are you a top player, and how do I develop?
Oh yeah.
You're in the right stream.
I'm a professional.
Gold Ionia.
Scuttle bottle. Scuttle bottle.
I think uh, with this drop I'm already committed to playing.
Dark site. Dark inside.
Dark site. And GG.
I'm not making no dumb ass crown guard if I go gargoyle play around belt f rod I like that
I'm gonna get some fire cape but I think vines are better than I got a lot of spawner
okay
Okay, I mean, I think it's a I think it's a I own your game, so you natural one one
One bro, one glove, the whole game.
I can level up for Defender, but I can also level up for Trist.
I feel like I have no damage.
and what does the founder do with the other one? Nothing.
He's forced to live with him.
It's time to look at the old vibe, you know. It's nice.
Ah, it's not weak at all.
Let's just see if he's in the most game.
I got two bycasts, surely, surely it's not usable with two bycasts.
Ah man, the game's just too easy, man.
I don't get it.
Shen too. Is that good?
Is there a bruiser?
I'm going to buy Loris.
Let me see what the...
I mean, it's blast shields, but honestly...
I
Just sell your school then I mean, oh, I'll just go there. You know, there's no
Man, I think I lost this is kind of strong man. I
I don't get it.
Wait, he has Gold Ionia in an arry with JG?
No.
Ashley?
No!
My Jhin used a 4 shot on a fucking 1 HP piece of shit, man.
Wait, I actually got to 1 this.
If that Jhin didn't 4 shot...
No.
No.
Nooooooo.
Oh, never mind.
I probably won't say never mind.
That's fine. That's just an easier bow and an easier blow.
What the fuck?
No, we won't.
Wait.
He's not easy anymore?
Oh, no, the game is still easy.
Finish the IE.
That's pretty good.
And then I'm playing around Belt Rod,
half Gensu, half Anti-Heal, half...
even Trout, half...
I'm gonna try to stop my work.
Morgan, cruiser, Jinx, Zao, Niko, those Jinx.
Warwick in, please?
Nope.
We'll not be doing that.
Zin Zao?
The adjustments actually make. The hate watchers are gonna be fucking starving today.
And the adjust is...
You just played a fucking broken shit.
I will be playing the broken shit every game.
If I think my opener is bad, oh I will be rolling for Bard...
And GG's.
I'll be playing... I don't even know.
There is 5, what's it called, 5 Ionia, and I dropped B-2.
It goes from 19% to 32, but I lose, and I don't care about word-in-word, honestly,
it's fine.
Flash out early game is kind of useless.
I hope I can farm one more here.
I'm glad she was trying to use this version too.
And then my next game can easily just be Gunslinger or...
Bruiser.
Woo-Kong!
Woo-Kong!
Maybe this counts as two.
Because if this is, actually I don't think I'm going to put another one.
Yunara is a fun woke cop.
True, actually.
Perhaps you were right.
Perhaps you were right.
another arie I mean I go Kenan I should I can just hold the Niko get Kenan over
I'm going to bring a Suo.
A belt belt.
A reforger.
A bow?
A bow?
A bow?
Brom, Tenen, Shen, Shen over Yasuo, Remake, Zin Zhao, and Jay?
Jay.
Remember playing Brom this game? Maybe. Brom 2 is pretty good.
Am I playing by? I mean, Bushel is pretty good.
I should hold on to by.
Forgot Slammon. You cannot slammon in neutrals. It's been like that for the 10 sets Slammon has been out.
I didn't forget this time. I didn't forget last time. I didn't forget any of the times in the last 10 sets.
It's just, it does not work on neutrals. GG.
I can put a warm blanket in a winter storm.
What the fuck are these options? Hello?
I mean, I guess it's 120 health right now, and it probably ends the game at like 200 health
all for tier one.
Honestly, it's not bad.
It's just less volume than that of a bar boil.
I mean, it's not gonna matter later because you frontline like everything, you need to get Vargoyle.
Or you know what unit's actually broken? It's Jin.
Or not, it's Jin.
This Jin unit does so much damage for a 1 cost.
I don't get it.
Vazva's only 1st for a- wait, what?
HUH?!
Oh my I mean it's good later
Also pretty sure I'm sorry
Hold Shen Yusuo
Oh great, full street level 7 man
I didn't kill a single unit
No if I Jin listen if I already did 2.8 when my Jin did 4.7 when my Jin had Ginsu
How the fuck can that be we good? You're telling me against who I is only going to increase the DPS by sub 60%
Are we fucking stupid? I I don't know what I
I uh, I fight someone that's full streaking level seven that whole board upgraded five billage water items everywhere. Uh, yeah, you lost on your weaker
What?
Oh, well, honestly, if I have Tristana, I'd believe Jinnatrumber, but it's only if they
have a...
I don't think I just throw him this...
This dash of the way, right?
Sure.
Hard to do.
I'm not sure.
Zinzal.
Wait, what?
No, isn't that...
I got your son.
See?
Like, what do you mean?
I just swapped my Neonover...
Like, if I have this,
I'd rather itemize Ori.
already but if I have this I'd rather itemize jhin because this one's actually
this is just some players
also I am running out of removers over here
Oh
Bye, bye, oh
Bye, bye, oh
I feel so many queens I've lost power.
I don't really want to run anymore though.
I'm not I'm not even paired
So I don't feel that good to roll
But I think the entire lobby is playing 20 gold max build
I'm gonna get a champ dude but I'm gonna send true zero right now
Mesa's will with no your enemy max build sword Smith
Last second save with boxing
Yeah, I can't take it.
Okay, Skarner's too.
What do you guys drop?
I mean, I can't roll, it's the problem.
And I don't want to drop already two or the other two.
No!
bro fuck the ash man I don't need those stupid ads fuck you
I am currently running out of removers
how do I uh great man I lost I'm putting the t-hex
I would actually never, I wouldn't even go crack on Paris, so what the fuck am I saying?
T-Hex, level 8.
Wahoo!
Wahoo!
Level 8 Senna with T-Hex.
What?
of all of our ash it's not that I didn't do anything but the problem is
I'm 10 gold without you know repair so what's the plan
I don't even think there's a single
Is there even a single Unara gone?
One?
4 mfs?
Terror 2 on bench?
I need some frontman items.
I need some frontman items.
I don't know, just go TG.
I mean, if this zero Yunara is gone, I'm just one gone.
I just have to roll.
What the fuck is this?
I feel it's pretty unreasonable that this is my board.
When there's not a single you know our player, oh, that's why I mean pro come on man. It's not actually good
I
Can play throw your day nine. No, I was gonna play king during the drop
I mean, like the weaker version is I just placed a drawny there, but...
Bitchin' for zero, I'm in what- what about these rounds that I lose?
Like, the value?
I- I already lost the value of this Unara too.
Like, it's like when you go true zero and then you lose, like, five rounds and then
you hit the fucking two stars, it's like, bro, you already lost 30 HP, it's not actually
good.
Yeah, and then, guys, it's actually not good because now we can't roll for Wukong
set there I said not really what the fuck is set there allow us to hit set to
18 no but but like I mean yeah but he's like we're kind of right because now it's
like I could have rolled then hit Wukong and be like you know what I'm desperate
I need to hit you in order to now and then how do you know the next shot isn't
just Wukong and then how do you know this round wasn't a Wukong dip see I'm
in this I'm a Wukong in here but I did not hit it but like I mean it
could have easily been that it's like you already like the thing is me losing
these two rounds you can't tell me these rounds are not you know are too
different actually one of them wasn't that but the fucking dumbass T hex but
what one of them was for sure you know are too dip and then I'll meet because
of that in G8 also I probably should be scouted my
operate because TK bar knuckles he has the two best items bar knuckles and
fucking dead man's dagger
ahhhhhh
oh god
Volcker is actually casting
I mean I guess my board is actually kinda good
oh you bad
this last second saved with um, with bossing lessons is kinda nice
also, yeah why the fuck did you tear 2 on the branch
wait what the fuck
Well surely if you have Tera 2 you just you don't play 7 build more like quickly.
I probably do want to play 5-0-1 yet because I'm probably gonna hit what's it called 2.
A Volva Bayer.
But I could drop down to 3 and drop a Deastew, but that's only stronger if I have like, rise, probably.
I can go, uh, Kraken.
Can I go Bulk, Bulk?
Move out you to someone else?
Actually, I could also do this.
Is this the fender? Yeah it is.
into Kraken IE
and I play it
And I play it, mining drill the entirety of stage 5, 6, 1, all in, no DX, 2, G, G, G,
I
Like I don't want to look like double you know
But I need I need another mover, but I don't have
like fuck that stupid ass wall of air man
I don't want to sell wall of air cause the wall of air too is good as fuck
Honestly, it's fine. I'm looking at this wall there. I'll allow it.
I can play Pitle Stick. Maybe a two-star. I'll do that as well, Lord.
I'm going to drop this for another bruiser.
Honestly, I can just drop this double itemized, I don't think I can do that strongly though.
It's a voluntary dash, I'm kind of going.
And the bruiser with lots of insane results I'm doing.
And it's showing me the good news.
Oh, not that.
The guy just hit RISE 2 in my pool.
That's good news for me.
The guy just hit RISE 2 in my pool.
Excuse me.
when did he hit Ryze 2? do you guys know? do you know when he hit Ryze 2? just now
And then who bottomed this turn?
Who bottomed this turn?
Me.
We.
I only have 1-7-9-1-0.
I'm excited about it.
I don't even know what the Ionians even look like so instead of getting lost why don't
I can drop ball of air and play Ionia center as well.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Look!
Wait, he lost.
I need this unit to die ASAP, but if I hit Shen 2, it's just this over this, and I drop
this for this, and I just place that on that.
What happened?
This fight is winnable.
This fucking game, man.
You were literally T-Hexed last game.
I mean, yeah.
So.
Great, man.
I'm about to, like, they just don't fight anyone.
And now, I'm in.
Shen 2.
Honestly, I might actually get involved in this game.
Well, I'm prepared.
It's actually good if you have my only a plus one in gold. I only it's good as fuck
Like obviously I wouldn't play if I don't have my only a plus one
They give me like two death bombs or dead units, but I mean, I don't it's not like I have the legendaries
To my losses this stage are to the same player. It's the t-hex
Yeah
Is this my fault?
Is this my fault?
Look what I'm fighting.
I'm fighting- this guy can probably beat the Piltover guy.
And then I just get FightRNG'd to an 8th.
I lost to one player on stage 5 by the way.
If I fight this guy, this is a true 100-0 by the way.
This guy's board is fucking assed.
I didn't even know you could buy three weapons.
You can sit here and tell me you can actually afford...
He's a waste of time. He's fighting the trash can. And this guy is like, I'm just sitting
here watching because I am in shock. Oh, great. Wow. Look at how the fight goes. Look at this
guy's fucking dog-ass board that goes through. It's I fought the capped bilge water and
And then Malala fought something.
Nice.
No, no, no, I need to, I need to, no, no, no, no, no.
This is just, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Honestly, the TS probably wins.
But I think he only wins because he doesn't have
these two units.
If he had volley two, I'm pretty sure
see if it actually gets run down
now i have to hit watch
now i have to hit watch, fuck this shit man
this is pissing me off, i didn't see this tx lose
oh i don't know what this is doing with this position though
Oh by my buddy fucking tx player
So I like oh wait oh my he lost oh my
So how come in six rounds I
Fight cat bilge water and cat that built over three half my fights. Oh
I am easily the 3rd strongest, okay that's not even true, I don't even beat the Mariahs
player, I'm the 4th strongest in the lobby.
But like I mean surely you rotate into the fucking trash cans, there's so many trash
cans in this lobby man, their boards are so fucking back.
Oh good.
I mean I was one of the trash cans but I was one of the better trash cans.
Wait, 7 Ionia is good! If you have Ionia plus 1, 7 Ionia is insane! You win games with
It's 5 Ionia without plus one.
If you do not have plus one, you play 5 Ionia.
If you have plus one, why don't you just play one fucking one unit and give your entire
board infinite stats?
He is fucking right.
He is fuckin right.
GG, he is right.
Aw.
I'm died.
Bro, I want to put some A-Soul in.
A-Soul is actually kind of fun if you randomly make it pop off.
Wait, I don't even, I, wait, you can't, I don't even default Unara 20, like, look.
Unara, T-Hex, Unara, Diana, T-Hex.
Probably some Diana in there as well.
It's either Unara or Diana, man.
Okay, so if you were to go to rank 1 through 10 and you look at their match history and they're only playing two fucking comps,
how come I'm not allowed to play those comps as well? I don't get it.
Like maybe I'm I'm hard stuck not because of skillful because I don't play the fucking broken shit
So why don't I just play the broken shit and you'll just see the fastest fucking break one insight of all time man
Yes, you are ass Spencer TFT. You are legit trash quit fucking adding me man. Oh
Oh
Is Spencer tier one now or what I think so we Spencer you're playing in TPC right
Oh
Yes. Oh man, unfortunately, badge.
I do enjoy playing D-Hex, I'm a bog Jane, I'm a bog Jane, I'm a bitch, I mean T.S.
I mean, this guy is always playing Caitlyn, so I'll be contesting him, if I really want
to contest him.
I mean no matter what I I it is mandatory that I open this game because my opener I have be a fraud belt
What is it? What do I not have guys? What do I not have? I don't have 17 upgrades, and I don't have a bow
What does that mean? I'm open GG's
I'm open. I mean there's nothing else to do man
No, if you don't have four upgrades and you don't have a bow. Oh, it's an open. Oh
It's an open
I mean, I might just contest.
I mean, I don't want to net turn and see how many I hit, because I really don't want to net turn anyway.
But I do lose a gold.
I mean, I'll know exactly what I'm playing next turn.
Don't worry
You found no lie in zero occasions
I'm pretty attached to the game on the end though
no need to go
am I just committed and just playing this?
let me see what's going on over here
because if I'm not committed, that means I go cool all bunkers
so, I'm just
I'm just contesting d-hatch I guess
and honestly it's kinda fine
more sure that you're not you're never gatecapped by K in this game in this in this calm almost
always you're gonna be gatecapped by Loris to vi to an Orianna and then also if I find
the only here I'm just gonna do it while I'm not pitting off of this the owner because
But maybe I should be pivoting.
That's what it's called.
It's not a Caitlyn comp.
Caitlyn doesn't do anything.
It's legit fucking useless.
but you need it to unlock TX and then it gives you your TX stats
but you need Vy2 and you need
uh what's it called?
oh my gosh you're a dnk buddy!
you're so cute!
what the fuck are you on now?
Okay. I don't think he bought the Vi in the Caitlyn in the shop yet, but I feel like when you're contested...
You probably need to roll for slightly more Caitlyn.
The last time I pushed with 5 Gatelins, or with 6 Gatelins, and then it took me like
100 hold upon the last one and I mean that's just about me.
Okay, well I have four Caitlyn's, one by zero Loris,
Is it really you decide to break off going for TX? Nope, because by then the game's already over.
You're already 8 or you're already 8.
Okay, found the warris.
I'm gonna be gated by K3 this game.
Because I'm contested, he just started the war in the 1st, so he has 5. I have 4.
but I mean it's fine I'm a kind of
Hyrule and the Vyloris at least
my other plan would be to fold open into Diana
but no
all right I'm three off I'm down for sure these are here
Fuck it.
Wait, it's gobbledad?
Also gobbledad is broken.
When the poker and mention, is this one better?
I mean it gives me a Vi and a Caitlyn. And then I can go for Vi3 as well.
Wait, that means I don't even have to roll, I can just start pushing, right?
Probably.
And I'll just cap it around Vi3 as well, but let me read this shit.
When the Piltover invention triggers with the first of each combat, gain a random number
of Piltover champions.
a random number.
What the fuck I got a Loris?
What the fuck?
Holy shit!
Wait so you can actually just 3 star everything then?
Like you and 3 star...
literally everything.
What the fuck?
This oven is broken!
So why the fuck do I have a Gumbly? I don't need to heal. Wait, what the fuck? I'm gonna
have Lors 3 by 3? Wait, he gave me a dumbass Jarvan. What? Oh no, no, no, that's Barf.
Oh, okay, my bad
Long shot, I should probably hold jinx
Well, I guess I kind of want the thing well, I would so that gumball it is broken
There's Gumball in bed?
No, you need Guardbreaker.
You got better than GDI Guard.
So I'll make that, is what you're telling me.
Ah, it's fine. I can use Gumball in someone's-
I can use it for 4G later.
This is what I like to call a part of loss.
What did he even hatch me if I?
What's with the HP?
Oh, Servene. Don't mind me.
If I hatch Orianna, don't I actually have it then?
I mean, the server is huge because you can get 6 built over easily.
I don't even mind just rolling for an Orianna.
And I get it one turn earlier.
But then if I miss, I'm gonna have 3 free rolls, 2 free rolls, 2 free rolls, how many
free rolls?
Oh, I did it anyway.
Uh, I don't even want to tell Jinx though.
I just take a gold. I don't want to self-draven either.
Come here, Lee. Fuck that. Fuck you.
I'm just hatching these for free.
Moment of truth.
Show me the good news.
Honestly, I'll take this one this time.
I'm gonna have three stars.
That is allowed.
There's no way I don't have Vi3, Loris3.
Okay, this augment is legit broken.
What the fuck?
I mean, I might as well just go Orianna3 as well, man.
Oh, K3!
What on me? It's every time it...
For the first time in this combat, you gain a random...
What the fuck?
I... I... What?
And I'm pretty sure after you get K3,
it doesn't give you K anymore.
That's how like most of them work, and then I just hash divide from Bard as well.
Also, should I just take out T-Heads, because what if it doesn't even proc once?
He's right.
Did Prince Kate? Oh, it does? Aw, man.
Aw, that's not even good then.
Also, I miss Mining Bull, which is pretty much not what I'm doing.
What do I get?
Did I get anything?
Nope.
Oh, you said Guardbreaker's mandatory?
Hey, mine!
Wrote you a fight song!
Hey, you love it!
Okay, I mean, this is business and it has to be right.
I should not have used it on this.
I should have used it on a tank.
And now I do believe I need it.
Okay, well that's not good for me.
Okay, well that's not good for me.
I'll have I3, I'll go with or E3 as well, I3 or E3, 4 is 3.
Hey, it has to be as stupid as Caitlyn, man.
Mesh hold to reload this.
I have six three rolls
They're a
This is gonna have to work though
Man can move items off of this
I mean I'm not putting gumbleed on that I'm gonna talk about the word soon anyway
I'll just... this CS position is not right. I'll just want you to even try out.
No, that's fine. I have DB. It's 28 DB, who cares?
The mess house actually looks insane here.
I'm getting 30 oaks.
I got 30 oaks.
Actually I think my Caitlyn, nope I got 30 oaks.
And now I'm dead.
I lost to a Draven too.
I mean it doesn't matter man, just look at my fucking...
Wait I think I got another Caitlyn again.
Hello?
I'm using my three-year-olds to probably just give it a bar.
Two three-year-olds?
I might as well use them, GGs.
Okay.
How many 10?
I hope that I can survive until these three stars actually make it do it.
But I'm about to gig this fight.
The moment I hit my three.
He's amazing.
Also don't have anti-heal.
oh yeah but yeah this game like I don't even bro it gave me a Caitlyn again man
bro you fucking piece of shit ass game and no no no give me the vibe right now
No, no, this is pissing me off
Oh wait, oh, did he give me an Orianna?
Oh, oh, give Kate and Orianna. Oh
Wait, you do? Oh. Can't get more than one. If this guy doesn't attempt to kate 4, I'm
unsubbing. You're not even fucking subbing, piece of shit.
Alright, well, I don't really want to roll anymore, but I also don't really want to
I don't want to lose anymore.
Senna.
Not by three.
I'm probably gonna be 43 as well.
Fuck, I have a whole bunch of trash.
Oh wait, buy three!
I'm not greedy and fuck that shit man fuck that. I don't really care that much about
Lourdes and uh what's his name. What do you mind like double duping Vi? Cause I don't
think it's ever gonna be a problem. It's probably just gonna be I don't have enough
I think I won the game with TX-1 by the way.
I'm like looking at this, I can't if I with the fucking clone with the Vy3.
With the Methal?
Who the fuck can I lose to actually?
Ah great, Volibear.
Not to list.
Wait, if I eat Vy3, what happens? What do I get?
So
Sock one and I'm just gonna level all in G
Wait, is this gonna clone?
No way, right?
It didn't clone my life.
It cloned my stupid ass Oriana.
Bad beat.
This is what I like to call a bad beat.
Is this unit a caster as well, so that's 3-starred?
Okay, honestly, I'm pretty sure it's better to clone the Vi.
I believe I have one mic.
What?
I'm...
Wait?
Okay...
yeah honestly fucking genius is low
all right so this one
I'm gonna... I guarantee you, please.
Okay.
I mean, surely, I'm... I'm...
I'm surrounded in this trash, right?
Why does my keyhead look like it's dead?
I think it is dead.
I'm dead.
My TS died instantly.
Cause my Vi- no no no no no, okay, this game is a fluke, is my positioning?
I should have won this fight for sure.
This game is a seven placement swing by the way.
No no no no, okay the reason, okay the reason I defaulted the position like this
is because I just realized my Loris,
okay, the reason you can get away positioning like this
is because the Loris taunts.
This is a learning loss.
This is a seven placement swing because,
okay, it doesn't matter where you position your Loris
in the default board because Loris taunts,
but Vi doesn't taunt, so I had to put Vi.
If I just put Vi on A6,
don't I actually just seven placement swing this shit?
He's the problem is my TX just died for free
Hello
Hello
No, it actually is a voting lost man
Like if you have if you have by three you have to put your like you have to put like if you're playing by three instead of Loris
To you have to put
Like listen listen like listen
This is what I like to call a learning loss. Do not worry. I'm still locked.
Like that was a seven placement swing because I'm an idiot.
Like the problem was my vibe was like over here and then the thing is what happened was I had a shit unit here
and then it killed this and then my t-hex died.
But the reason it doesn't matter because most of the time you're playing like Brom, Loris.
So let's say this is Brom and this is Loris.
Like if you do this, even if you're like you made it, most of the time your main tank is here
But even if you're like maintained isn't here and a unit dies over here
It's fine because Laura's will will like aggro and taught them here
But the problem was like I just defaulted this positioning with my TX here
But all I had to do was put my bye here and then don't I just win like don't I just win that fight and then I make it
The TX 200 in the game
Yes
Like that's what I like that's what I like to call a fucking loading loss man
But that's the first time I played TX with bye through instead of instead of Laura's from
But like I know like my setup was actually disgusting like I was supposed to win that game in
That that is a learning loss he is fucking right man
No, it's actually a learning loss like bro. That's not a real loss man
K3 Santa, please one more a tool game called no
Like wasn't that actually a 7 placement swing?
Me moving by 2 placement to the right is a 7 placement swing.
The deal is actually over.
Garen 1-3 in the J4-2, fuck no.
Am I spending 12 gold on a dumbass fucking Garen, fuck no.
Draven gives her a team of tasks, Garen has the same amount of fucking HP and doesn't do anything.
Oh, bro.
You playing A-SOUL that game would have been a zero-play swing swing. Yeah, would have been an uncompensate A.
With no potential for anything but A. Nice.
About jam.
Oh, bro.
20 stream street
Wild Caramel
Caramel
Caramel
Caramel
Modern you use the Bull Diver as your little legend
ala
Wait?
Wait?
Call this a game?
I saw the boy want to try the skitters flying into the adrenaline modules.
I kind of want to try that as well
Bro, I didn't hit man. Oh, I'm looking at my board. It's just an F out
What is this
look at my look at the units I was offered is this not a report all right
well I guess I'll be open then this is just looking like a report
oh nice it just got even more than a little
Oh, it's Golden Gala.
Jay.
Ah, Club Tier Rod.
I believe this is a full open into a Diana game.
Nothing wrong with that.
I learned a lot.
True.
All right, hopefully I find Emilio on the level 4 roll down.
Hopefully I find Leona.
I mean, if I find Emilio, I don't have to play Diana,
but I probably will still play Diana.
Rod Gloved Tear.
I have a hard time to have games and then I just need one boat one Jane that's pretty
good man.
I also need to hold all the Ionians so I hold Ionians I probably won't hold.
I mean, it's the experience we know, right?
Diana, it's so boring to watch! Then you don't have to watch!
What happened to Q? Is he still alive? I think he's a...
I think he's a...
I think it's not on vacation, I think.
The fuck are these? I got a whole bunch of trash. I mean I can play 3 Piltova. Is that good?
Or not 3 Piltova.
3 Piltwater.
Is that good? I can unlock crazy and maybe get 5 Piltwater in for a bit? No.
Do I even want to buy this? Maybe it's the allowing there. Don't know why I'm on it.
whatever it's like one gold actually I'll probably just buy this and I'm off
the squadron that's straight all right well I believe it's a bow it's not on
my side I will be reporting someone because that means this game it's
fucking dog shit he's right oh wait I think wait is this a TS player
Nope, he wants the...
What the f... I just...
The spirit may be rooted in Ionia, but my duty is to keep the monster.
Do I even want to play Ionia?
I'm worried that he's just going to open on the next turn.
The thing is that if I play Ionia this turn I have to play it two times.
I don't get the xpd I don't get it I just don't have the ball
I don't get it What the fuck is this I just don't get a
ball and now I believe I'm fucked
I own y'all I'm Caitlyn 3 the game just started what
Okay at least I grouped this tree, fuck this guy man.
But he got a bow and I didn't get a bow.
And he also has a leo.
Hello?
Exterminate. Exterminate.
GGs.
I mean if I get one bow
I can also go to JG, Hodge, QSS build, the build actually fucks, but uh...
Yeah.
I'm getting tier one here guaranteed.
So I'll take small grab bag, I'll also take Eifer and I.
Let me just hack one and see what I get.
Eye for an eye, big grab bag, fire skills okay.
But I think I mean I want anything for items.
Oh God.
And if I don't get bold here,
I mean now the problem is I need two bows.
But there's nothing wrong with like a bone rod,
a hodge and then I'm half-titaned.
I will be slamming all my items after this turn after this run.
Recome Bobulator onto a 5 cost.
Find your center, fire, azium, corrosion.
I mean I must take it.
These options are legit to dog.
They are a fucking dog.
Great man, what I get I got a oh it's here. Oh, that's pretty good
Where's my bar?
Wait my board is gone. Why are we combined go up my bar? Oh?
My no no no my board is gone man. I don't get it
Also shine you try to unlock connected
GG guard breaker I don't want to make I think I must go to the fucking am I just solo carry
No! JG!
They're fighting a fucking pizzeria, so I can actually stop one, I guess.
Neonok.
Okay, I lost.
Okay, I guess I'll be unlocking Nekus.
Actually, you don't want- I cannot lock-
I cannot lock what's it called.
Loki.
Uh, Zerath?
But then I have to win this round, I mean I might have to do this role, models too.
Double draven chase is holding back, and then I lose a netron for...
losing netron for should I just go renecking
if I get Zorak here, then it's Zorak deal.
Ego Raid.
Disco Raid.
Oh, Mr. Goldsmith, thank you, buddy.
Mr. Goldsmith?
Okay, I will be playing, I believe I will be playing, uh, what's it called?
I mean, the thing is, I need this to farm me some gold, though.
I mean, how about I just...
I'm gonna lose everyone.
Oh, I'm too old, man.
I'm playing Zerat.
Alright.
If I win, I win, I lose, I lose.
Don't get reneced or Zerat, hold good.
I just want thunder, dear.
It will be renekted
This is not even good. I'm actually certain it's better to play renekted the only problems. I don't have Diana items
Which is why it's like not that good
I mean, I guess I just don't have to play Diana
except I don't what the fuck does that even mean I'm not trying to play
Diana here
I'm not playing Diana here
I mean, I'll just see my items
the game I would actually be I can't lose if I got I just don't get both on
I'm either fucking careful or so I don't get it
Hello
I mean giraffe sucks giraffe is legit trash the problem was the rat is it's a rat one is complete dog shit
And you can't roll for it on it, but the reason Renekton's broken. It's because when you play Diana you can play
You can roll for Renekton and Diana
Okay, I mean I got one bow, that's pretty good.
Can I get another bow?
Or maybe I play Renekton, what's it called duo in this game?
Or like maybe I just play no Renekton, it's your duo.
Titan's Hodge JG.
Please about f**k it.
I mean I can just JG this for now and then I just go for a whatever 12 later.
Go for a 22 later I guess.
I can't my board actually not lose if I just had another bow here perhaps perhaps he's
right
to go into right there's not a tank item
I'll just drop this for now fucking seven meters
that's the pulling parcel
What if I don't get the bow here?
That's just a bad beat, that's just a bad beat.
I mean lowkey it's fun, where's the JG going to go?
You know what I mean?
Also, it kind of sucks. I didn't hit Renekton, too, so I didn't roll any gold.
I'm making 10. That's pretty good.
Hodge Titans? No, it just felt actually good if you have QSS on the left side of the normal cap.
But, I don't have that.
BF Rod.
I mean, that's the item I do 0-2, Star.
And no one's item I do 0-1, Star.
And also, he's not like a AP.
He's more of a...
He's just a Tastee.
But Seraphine's more like a mana.
Oh, jeez. Fine. I mean, Diana's don't actually matter. The value of Diana is that it stabilizes
your board harder than other 2 star 4 costs. It stabilizes your board at 1 star as well.
The only problem is you need Titan's healing. So you need a bow. And by the time Diana
falls off it's not a fucking item dish it's a like perfect item Diana will fall off like two rounds
later then then not perfect item Diana but the problem with Diana is uh the unit is just trash
not really I mean the unit's not good but like like the reason you open into Diana
oh but the reason you open into Diana is because it stabilizes your board
at one star and then it still has your board for stage four and then you can
like you you need to hit the other units where you I believe you are right
against you a hodge a Titans okay so what the fuck do I do with the the JG
But I didn't even think about it, but doesn't Vets actually look insane?
What the fuck?
My Diana was about to die, and then it reset the aggro, and then it started aggroing some
trash.
What the fuck?
I can actually hold Diana and play double, and if I hit Kinder too, I'm not in the
but I'm trying to get rid of these two charge guns and then I can just go JG and just build
the second Diana because I'm only over sure but the only like the reason is there's broken
is because the only reason you can the only way you can ever roll on eight here to not
go eight is with uh is with uh Renekton because Renekton 2 is insanely strong but
but if you don't hit us here, like, what the fuck is the game playing?
I think my Diana is dead instantly.
Ah, it's fine.
Two out four.
mining drill GG
I can drop drop
I
Can't go killing
G.A. Wyrmawrth.
This is the way he's aiming the right.
I'm sure there's a- I have to go Titans here. What the fuck am I doing?
I'm not going Titans.
By the way, I think I am E.
Seven of two.
And there's play for the fucking perfect item, uh, what's it called out?
I mean if I lose one more I get an Asus but that's not even good.
I believe I am 8th.
I know I creeped my items, now I actually have no way to come back, because if I went
Titans. I could have like Sterak's Titans plus an AD item then I put Wyrmog's plus
that on there and then I just go finish 3 of them tank but now I'm fucked
because I creeped my items. And now I'm fucked. I creeped my items. But I think
my spot is like bad regardless of how I do my items.
Who the fuck do I beat?
Also I have no anti-heal either.
I have no anti-heal?
I have no anti-heal?
I have nothing!
Nace is too f**king...
Little stick, Shyvana.
I'm gonna die if I don't.
Oh my gosh.
I have no empty hills.
Excuse me.
How do I get anti-heal in here?
I can't.
I can't.
There's no healing.
No anti-heal.
at least I'm jumping on the MF2 first and by my what's it called whispering I guess
I can't believe my Diana is dead as well
what is this T-Vex unit
Thank you.
Thank you.
My board was actually good if I had anti-heal, but I made no, like, no, the items that are
cannot be right, man.
Like, what the fuck is the point of duo reneged in when I don't have anti-heal?
Something's not right.
Is there a bow or a belt?
On stage 5 to finish Redbuff or Sapphire?
Oh god...
Oh, Jason, Maron. Thank you for the 10 gifted.
Thank you, Maron.
Oh yeah, I'm trying to warm up
What the fuck?
Holy shit
Wait, I'm not actually upset
Wait, oh thank you for the subs guys
Wait, just for that bot floor?
Wait, what?
Okay
Wait guys, okay, I didn't mean to, uh, I didn't mean to debate
But uh, yeah
Thank you guys for the subs
But yeah, I think the, it's probably his warm up
It's not, not sleight of all
But I'm just okay with unlocking Nathus.
There's like 10 fights that route in that game where if I just had anti-heal, I can actually play the game.
But I can't play the game.
And I'm dead.
Double lures.
I mean, it's not actually good. It's good if I can unlock Orianna and then sell one Loris
for Egon. Like, it's actually not good. If you upgrade Loris too, I believe you will
I'm not fine, even Caitlyn do.
Oh yeah, it's better than two drinks, you know.
A bow?
Wait?
Is that a bow?
Was that a bow?
Yes?
It's just one of those paths of transcendence, a bow?
Maybe I can actually play the game for once.
It's Rune King good? Oh yeah, it's really good. Especially when you can't unlock Yorick
So you end up unlocking Thresh on 5.2 and then you unlock Thresh on 5.2 and go 8.
Anyway.
Let me try to fastline.
the view is good if I mean the broken is actually good if you if you have like
seven vehicles on two one but if you don't have like seven views on two one
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. If I lose this round, I can't make 10. I will
Oh
Well if I don't get a clue
Or a bow? I mean it's not going to bow but if I don't get cloak, rod, or bow, I'll break, level 5 and now I'm dead man.
I didn't actually end up watching RNG game mode that takes those people there's a reason
all the Norvies play it. Who? TFT? First message?
I'm not sure if I should go back to the game.
I think I'm going to go back to the game.
I'm going to go back to the game.
Gensu? Protectors now?
Mittens? QSS. Wait, if you have Mittens, is this still QSS? Oh, oh yeah, there's no Gensu,
right? Or wait.
I don't want to know, I don't know.
Why does that only shouldn't happen?
Alright, there.
Jeez, another video, scream in.
Holy fuck, six Caitlyn.
The game just started.
Oh
What
Okay, at least I do straight
That's pretty good, make a 20.
Wow the streamer is so cool and the streamer can't even tell that he would only be reaching
So did too.
Another bow?
Bro, and then I got a fuckin' rod, man, great.
A GP?
Keep the weather eye out.
What?
Ace-hole game.
I said no one ever.
Two Slayer.
Alright well, I need to crack in or I'm fucked.
I should chain.
You can actually go out Titans on a UNAR on a Saigon gun.
There's a TG.
There's probably a level 60 TG there for it.
I cannot.
I am fucking broke.
You don't even grab back and I just play through it to Leona, and I just try to go to fast nine.
And he gives me gold.
Fast nine, A-SOUL. No key!
Wait!
No, I mean no I need shogins and like I'm supposed to go fucking shogin on... no.
If you don't talk about what we never asked again, what about the last two times I bought
board?
Actually, once I hit Diana 3 and I went third, but that was basically the need.
I will protect you.
I will break their lives.
I mean, I'm still gonna try to go nine with Diana one, I think I
It's all of them for it's bad
Fiona to Fiona to
Wait?
Terrick?
Oh nice, it's gone.
Holy fuck, thank god.
Wait.
What?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Oh, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Okay, I guess I will not be playing Diana this game.
I think I'm going fast knight into something else.
Or I could just wait to and see if I get a chain and then not completely break my
my game. Because I don't know if this is the fast side. I'm going to just stack one
bug it. Make 40 next turn. I don't think I can pass time without Diana items. And if
If I make Kraken, I basically have to roll an 8.
Or I'll probably get a smoke.
Alright, I have Gensu, Bo, Playrun, Rod of Cloak, and let me see if I can like, BF Jane,
Titans, plus one.
Oh, great, I'm dead, so who's going to turn in here, not me.
She needs it.
So what's the plan? Bro, it's not fucking A-Soul, man.
I think I actually have to roll an E. There's no angle straight to nine.
And as I sacked this entire stage, you don't roll a single fucking time.
Okay, that is good for me then.
I'm back.
But what is this you to do if I'm not even playing...
Gensu, Titans...
What am I under and seen?
He has this, no what is he doing?
What?
Yes, this no what is he doing?
What did you see a president spot kid Leona three five out of six a soul a soul on three six and one six
That's allowed that's allowed to be a cop
I was looking for a zeer orn fiddle stick
A zeer orn fiddle stick
Holy shit, is someone broken?
I don't need to be down.
One much better is the desk, do you take?
Hey, Lai, wrote you a bike song?
One Nautilus, one Azir, one Ornn, one Senna, one Fiddlestick, one Diana, and then I just
straight to 10.
two rows in didn't hit I mean that's pretty I mean I surely a level nine
I feel like you find one of the giga scalars like you can surely find one
is here one orn one I mean pillow six is a good unit one something I mean you
have to go down with tenfold it's just shavanna I mean I get a shavanna to
If you're worth losing any of these rounds, no, man.
What do I have? Merlowe?
4 cost fear?
Zillium 2. Another Shyvana.
Another Shyvana. Is my game bugged? Thank you man. I'm... what's it called out of...
of what's it called. How is this even possible, man?
Well, we've been rolling now. Except it's not even good because I was hoping to find
an Orn... or a, uh... a Xeer, which I do not have.
which is actually the dynamic counter.
Let's keep the threshold up.
Oh, there it is.
Quick, man, they're here.
Thanks a lot for your fucking shit game.
That's pretty good, man.
I mean, it's fine by the zero now.
I knew I was gonna find an orange, but...
I don't know how to roll anymore.
I win, I get Renekton, I lose, I get Xerath or Maces, and then I fucking reset, GG's.
I'm back.
Echoes.
Or whatever the fuck. There's no way it's that.
I don't know if it's Swayne plus his elite.
Here, cool cool.
I've never seen if I win this round, because if it looks like I'm about to win this round...
I don't think it matters what I win or not.
I don't know if I over-twit him on the...
Oh, he's... wait, there's another 102 over here, what the fuck?
2 can reduce?
Yep.
That's always pretty good.
Is this actually passing?
also I just realized that I fight the Trinomial player and I'm dead as fuck
If this is a roll dip, you trash.
I kinda wish it was a roll dip, so you can see a roll dip and you can self report.
I... yeah.
I'm not really sure what I'm rolling for.
this matchup is completely fucked
What the fuck is this average?
I mean, I can't roll, but I can't level.
Okay, well, I mean, it's not even good.
I can't even roll.
Like, I have to just pray that I survive this round.
Well, I just have to win one round out of the game.
That's how it works.
Okay, well I'm going- oh, fuck.
That's just the dianatigus, aren't there?
My Diana looks like she's getting one charge.
Like, surely I'm not getting 1v7 by a fucking Tomas Falvet, right?
Holy fuck it was what? Okay I won the game then. Okay, not really.
Setsuko raided. Setsuko the motherfucking Grinch has not raided anyone in his damn life. Stop saying Setsuko Raid.
like bro this guy doesn't like to see his friend succeed in fact I don't even know
how his friend who the fuck do I beat I just look at the lobby I mean I guess I'm
playing Diana with no combat I'm not beating this guy what the fuck is this
shit hello
Giant, Mighty, Level 9, 2-star, everything?
I don't even think- oh god!
I don't even think my Diana kills the Zilean before it gets bombed!
Oh wait, it's dead.
I don't even know how this- eh?
Oh I know who I beat.
I think I beat this guy actually.
You bad!
and it's cheap as fuck the level and I just level and just hit everything in GDs. Also, I saw like 10 shabons and I don't get it. How is that even possible? I don't get it.
I'm not gonna have a third tank item. That can't be right.
I'll probably just use more of a run to deal with him, or not to deal with his pieces of armor.
void staff I mean this is I mean crown guard brother someone else and I go blue
adaptive oh fuck wait step in I don't need the third tank item who the fuck
I'm second one in GGs.
Last loss.
item chest from Zerath? I'm not, I'm not different 22 right? Okay I think I am
It's fucked, actually.
Holy shi- Oh my!
Oh, lucky item chest. Wait, I'm logging on back.
It'll stick.
I leveled with that.
Oh, it's pretty good.
Ooh, letting the solution kind of cast again.
I
This guy has a hair package tiny but deadly the giga giga combat
I don't think I can meet him he's also about to go 10
I mean, that's a pretty big uh, that's a pretty big upgrade.
He's level 10, Senate 2, Kindred 2.
Is this all been broken by the way?
Because I never see my board die so fast.
No.
That's what I never take it.
But my board died in a millisecond.
I don't get it.
Look at my turret, it's already dead with a bramble vest.
Oh wait.
Wait.
No.
Not wait man.
Wait.
Wait.
No.
Bro.
Oh, I'm tired.
I'm gonna go get I'm gonna go get some uh some food. I'm hungry
I'm hungry
Are you hungry or tired?
Fuck you, Jessica.
you
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
She said that every room has its things, but none are sharper than mine.
I just took the road ring augment I went uncontested seven I don't fucking care
I
What
Holy shit these items. I don't know what the fuck I'm playing.
It's three of these in a row?
Alright, I believe...
I will unlock...
I'm gonna go.
I'll see you in a minute.
for all and nothing.
I
You have one bull back
I'm probably gonna roll for Bargainster anyway, and maybe not with that hedge one
they picked the wrong back
nah, that's wrong with anyone
I definitely would not be wrong about them
holy fuck what no it's I mean I mean
I mean
I'm eight
All right, well, I'll be playing towards Baron I guess
The problem is like like my spot is really good for the thing is it's impossible to out combat this guy
How the fuck also I need to get voided like now
But it's not I want to roll and I roll on me
I don't know when I'm getting this uh...
okay let's say I get it
get it next turn
One, two, three, four, seven, and then four, one all in.
You, Nara.
What an honor it is to make your acquaintance a child of the first one.
I mean, I guess I can also play something else.
I mean, I don't really want to roll.
it's frontline. I don't even think this is stronger than playing base. This. It's not
like R is even that bad. Okay. I don't get the thing until 4-2. Can someone help me? Okay,
I mean, it's fine. I don't have to play Baron. I can just play something else.
Oh, she's already fucking broken.
Oh, also?
Oh, I didn't play Ionia. Hold on.
If I play two turns of Ionia, I can 4-3 it.
I'm pretty sure I should just be playing some...
I'm just gonna play void because there's actually no way to stop void.
And if I play 6 turns, 4-3 is basically for regenerable.
Really? Baron isn't good. Really.
I bet, okay, the honest of the problem with this game is I'm pretty sure...
I'm gonna be stuck playing Nine Boy because I have a... what the fuck? Holy shit.
What is this guy even doing? That does not look right.
Because I have no items to actually play the Legendaries.
So I probably will play Kaisa for that against UJG.
I remember the problem. He fucking did censor me.
So I'm just gonna draw Malzahar.
Malzahar, right side, Belveth.
Hiddle 2.
Shyvana 2.
So you hit two star audience we mean.
Wait what?
60th level? How much do I lose?
Too much?
I don't even get Riptarald until 4-3, so I'm trying to save HB because I'm gonna be like pretty low.
And then being low in this lobby is terrible because this guy already won the game guaranteed.
He already cashed out, man. Just look at this spot, like what the fuck is this shit?
World Rune's trait tree. What? He cashed out a-
What?
He cashed out already. I don't get it.
Forgot to be a sword. I will allow that one.
Hedge fund level up is legit ass compared to this shit.
Where is he?
I think you could have his spot a hundred times.
And I don't think I can outplay some of the single time.
I- I- I- what?
What the fuck is this?
It's not even a second, it's the problem, because I don't have Riptarald until 4-3, so my slot
actual will suck.
I mean I can lose some econ in level for the kaisa, maybe not this turn, but then if I don't
level this turn then I might as well just not level at all.
But like this atree is worth way more.
I mean, I can take Ionia out.
What if you unlock Ryzen and hold all of it?
It has nothing to do with Ryze.
You're telling me he's not going to be able to make a board without Ryze?
Like, bro, are we even fucking iron?
He's up a fond ten emblems.
And I don't know, a lot of stuff.
But I have to sack another- oh, I'm late.
Oh, I believe I am late.
Because after this it's- Oh, I'm actually guaranteed 8, because I fight this guy and
I'm just dead.
Oh, I believe this game is Uncondescending.
I probably, like what I can do is I probably just roll a little bit on 9.
So they try to like, win one round so I can save one life.
And then I'm just, I'm cool with like a 4 at this game.
I mean, if I, if I had my Fritz Terald like earlier, I could be, I could be level 10 already.
But I have this act to be more, and if I'm playing on one life, I'm 8.
Uncontensity.
GG's everybody.
GG's.
long shot I do want one more turn
I can't really roll though, not rolling for enough.
I don't know what I was saying.
Have this hold item maybe.
And then I'm always going IE, IE BT Starrac, and then I play off of the bow.
But then I probably want to go AD, AD Kaisa.
I believe I will be 8. Also I need to roll until 1mph. I have the sac. 2 more.
Okay, maybe
Maybe?
Maybe?
I can skimp.
Oh!
I'm fighting the trait tree.
I mean, honestly, my board is not even that bad.
Maybe I can skim around.
I'm not really magic.
And now I need a Bell Veth.
Okay wait?
Wait?
I think I scammed around.
Okay, I'll still be two lives.
That's not even bad.
Okay, okay, okay.
Loki, I'm back.
No, man!
Bro, fuck you, man.
Okay, like maybe I'm not even out.
Aw, great.
Missing, missing.
Man, bro. Fuck you man. Okay. Like maybe I'm not even out
Great miss the dude, too
Okay, so where where is the mouse are? Oh good
Or not the mouse are
It's 60 to level it's actually perfect interval where is the bell that the bell that
Hello
I mean, it's fine, as long as you don't build that.
It's supposed to be a Jordan Lodgel's Baron, and that's fine.
It's supposed to be a Jordan Lodgel's Baron, and it's not.
14 HP, great.
Uh, I should probably go to the Baron, what's it called?
Do I even want anti-heal first? Yes.
Okay, well the problem is, Shen, what's it called, gone?
Alright, well, I need a velvet, or I'm dead.
I
Like you buy this trash
Hey
Seven boy
Seven boy
Nine void adrenaline modules red buff
Look at my bench.
Hello?
I
like to come over here for sure, but I kind of want to play, I mean, I've always like fucking useless.
It's time to work the money man.
I already have para 2 and actual gun on bunch.
I'm just gonna fiddle stick.
Geez.
Not really.
Fiddle stick.
I'm back.
It's also uh, I know the uh, the what's it called is over here.
You're going it's supposed to be around here
Okay, and then now I just pray but I lose to
Someone
But I lose to this guy
Wait, he's about to die
Wait, wait, it's one life someone kill him someone kill him please someone kill him. Wait, how the fuck is he about to die? Wait, how?
You could have done anything this game
I mean surely I find voli 2 on level 10
and then I finished and then I moved redbox to like 06
Holy fuck
Like ideally if you have better items you can also just drop this and this but I don't have enough items to actually carry real units
Holy shit, I think he went eight.
Okay.
I'm just gonna drop down the 4, but is there a- I mean, I also don't mind anti-armer, but
I kinda do need a third tank item.
My Richardald is dying fucking instantly.
I have 40 gold
Yeah, but I don't have items to actually cap it on anything. So what the fuck is this 40 gold do?
Fucking nothing. I mean, I couldn't see if I can wait for this guy to die
Like if he dies and then maybe I can
send it
but there's nothing in the pool
there's nothing we go for any food
Scarner better than Taric. Yeah, let's uh, let's just not put items on my fucking my brick tarot so I can unlock scarner
And just die for free
All right, I'm just gonna egot up if I die die who cares and I'll just be sending it
For what can I even go for?
He's holding an Annie
I don't even know if I'm showing this guy's referrals.
What if you just start holding Annie?
Maybe I'll hold the second wall.
I'm always said I had me too.
You will, something.
You're already going for Annie.
You probably sold Annie, huh?
No.
You ready?
Uh, 82 of them.
I
Didn't see the whole one of these
I think I'm dead. Why does it look like I'm dead?
I mean, I thought I did this clone and he lost to Israel. I bet there one too. I bet I thought I was gonna eat this game
But what's the Baron bug was that?
That was really fun. No, okay, no, the guy legit inted. There's no fucking way you're telling me you cash out on 3-3, you can't outcap.
Barron do. Or no.
For the module, the modules have been solved on Barron for, I don't even know how long now.
I don't know who the fuck is still putting adrenaline modules on Kaisa.
What is this fucking emote?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure the module tech, it's just literally anything but adrenaline modules on Kaisa.
She was legit fucking ass
mods enabled this shit. This emo is making my head hurt.
I don't even know what this is supposed to be.
that's pretty good watch this oh holy shit it actually isn't a gold
a low risk
Their icon doesn't have to explain themselves.
I can actually play a Collective Wall.
I do not have Shen, and even if I find Shen, it doesn't even do anything.
Because I have no front line upgrades.
Alright, well, I guess I'll meet you at Broadbill.
Why are you swimming?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
All right.
Oh
All right
Where the fuck
Well, you know what I can play this game I can actually play Warwick no cap
I can also play like ball of air plus what's the name ball of air what's it called
I mean the problem with shed now is I this is this will be my board just to form a gold that I would
want if I just went around unless I can level without dropping I don't even know
I beat them
Bro, okay, you guys need to stop fucking enabling this shit. I I don't even I can't it's not refresh
I have no idea what's going on, but please man. I just see I look at what I see
What
Double Leona Maldor Shen
Alright, well if I lose my streak, I'm out. Let me refresh my fucking magnage.
Oh my god, I mean it didn't it didn't make it any better, man.
Also, I am fucking broke.
Well, I don't want to play a weaker board and lose my streak.
I think this is actually a list cannon ball of air game no gap
Are not lists like a rise rise ball of air I mean Sirac
Marlowe BS word. That's pretty good
The fear is gone I
Will just go this I won't fly I guess
Yonah too. We can't do this for sure better than something here.
This dude's actually good.
You know what's not good? This trash.
On the bench.
Ishtal. Slayer.
Yordle?
Whatever.
I can't imagine where we're going.
I am so fucking poor.
I am so fucking poor.
I don't get it.
He leveled the six.
Do not fight him.
Please do not fight him.
I'm fighting him.
For these evils need to be fucking banned.
What is this garbage man?
This story is not yet finished.
I don't get it.
I don't know.
What happens if I can't unlock Malibar?
I'm just fucked?
Instant Afe.
What?
Alright, it's fine. I can probably, uh, I can actually play Warwick, Warwick Jinx Duo,
or Warwick, uh, Unara Duo. Starax BT plus 1. What's he busting out? I mean, if I can't
unlock Volibear this game and I can't play Torward's Rise plus whatever it's called
I'm out. But, uh, I'm looking at my econ, I think I might be out of regard to this.
I mean I'm fighting Trinity with the Syjuanii too.
Is this actually like, I mean what was it the new year?
I don't get it.
What the fuck?
Branching out team building.
Pandora's items.
Fuck it, branching out, fuck it.
Oh, honestly, wait, wait, wait, that's actually good.
Oh, I, oh, oh.
I can play, I can play, what's the name?
I can play in Vesa. I mean, I have Starrac BD. Another one I eat. That's pretty good.
Yordle Gunslinger.
Vanquisher Singed.
Yeah, I mean, it's actually good. It actually gives a lot.
Hey, you guys are talking shit for no reason.
Honestly, Banquisher already sounds good.
I mean, like every other cast, you shoot nine flames, one of them crits, and what's that?
Two times 18%, 18% chance to get a gold is basically 100.
Because that means it's already on the third cast.
How, man?
Oh-oh-oh.
Oh, one more, one more, come on, come on.
go go go go
throw
what floor is it?
is that good?
yes
I could give it IE, but I could also just...
Isn't that QSS's last item?
But I mean I might as well just give it IE.
Morello, Vanquisher, and I also have the Morello setup.
Honestly, maybe I'll hold this.
I'll lock this inch with a new con.
Wait!
I mean, this one actually looks pretty good.
Oh!
Oh wait, that's...
Oh wait, I just realized!
I don't even think it's this far from the gold!
Oh, I know, maybe I did.
It's the fucking Ionia!
But I mean I did get one that's pretty good
How do I get singed on my board I
I don't know how to unlock them. Hold on. How many juggernauts do I have?
I believe zero.
This is a Zon, this is a Juggernaut, that's a Zon.
Hello!
Minus 24.
Keep the weather eye out.
I can play Cho'Gath. Let me see what the void is. Iron Carapace. Yeah, I did not have
any weapons like that. Let me see if I get... This already unlocks it. Whatever is it?
I can play 3 Dawn with Vi plus Wendel, Wukong, but I kind of just want some damage.
My team has no damage.
Wait, I'm actually back!
This investor just saved my game!
What the fuck?
24 out of 25.
I
If I go ginsu, I could go spark?
And then try to play Mel- Mel- Yeah, fuck it, let me see what I got.
Oh!
I mean, honestly, isn't this actually a Vanquisher-Mel game?
Probably.
Okay.
Oh, fuck the spark, I'm just gonna make money on him.
Adaptive Vanquisher-Mel.
Okay, but now I need to unlock the singed.
I might just level up the setting then, I'm wanting to be off.
of
what bitch bro just read that shit man no one's taking that garbage fuck off
just read that shit no
you're a fucking dumb you're a fucking dumb
I
For zone
I hope so.
I could play Seracons with this phone.
I'm about to just roll over a little more.
I'm out of the horror.
I'm ever playing 4-jumper not with Singed.
Honestly, it's not even bad.
How much gold did I farm?
I mean I'm fighting Diana two or three items like you so do when they should be
honest no man. Alright lots lost. And...
I'm lost big. How?
Wait.
Nooo.
Okay, it's fine. This isn't Mel.
Or not a Mel, let's just wait.
That's pretty good.
Alright.
And?
And?
Um, fucked!
Woohoo!
My board is trash!
GGs!
What?!
I'm just looking at my board, man.
Hey excuse me
Excuse me I don't have
I'm pretty sure I have to be holding these
I mean, if I lose a veteran, I'm still 2 lives on the stage, it's fine.
Calm down everyone just sit back and fucking relax just wait
How the
How the fuck do I have...
Wait, can you die and then I win the round? No, but I do I do want Mel
I'm pretty sure I play Forge or not
Hodge's Vanquisher, Adaptive Last Whisper.
QSS, GS.
I mean, if I'm born even that bad, what happened to my entire board?
I mean, isn't this just a bad me?
I'm fighting RSC Trinamere as melee carries.
I mean, this is just a bad me.
I mean, it is.
And now I have Mel.
Just wait.
Just wait.
Watch this.
Just wait. Watch this. On three juggernaut.
What does that do for me? What's up with that, man? I'll see you.
okay I don't even want to swap until male 2 for noxious for what's it called I
just look at my board I have one two-star on my board and it's a mess
Oh shit wait I didn't know it was 7.
Lots of 1 star players sir.
The jazz one no no no no no I am back
All right, there's some
This up check it this one real quick
actually never mind you're tired never mind but all I'm gonna say is the word
What is that jazz one?
G?
You call jazz.
I wouldn't be able to name a single player on the jazz actually.
Well, actually, I think I do.
Oh no, I don't know, it's marketing in the fucking wash dude.
Holy, this guy is plus 20, who is this?
Svyatoslav?
By Kalyuk.
Is that guy the goat?
Well, he just dropped a fucking nuke.
I mean, we all know Nerkish isn't the fucking, isn't the truth.
That guy is straight ass.
Keontate fucking George, good take.
How the fuck did the Jazz win this, this team?
Yeah, I think it's maybe five years ago.
Five years ago he was 17. Okay three years ago.
Wait, is he actually good right now? The three games of the Japs that I watched
this season that he was not looking very good.
Wait, he's 23 points for a game really?
Sianke George. Holy shit! Bro, I am not... Wait, what the... When I watch, he just drops a fucking K3.
It's like a full K3 stinker. One from 10.
And then I just load averages 24 points per game. Wait, what?
I have the best job.
35 and 7 over the last 7 games.
Yeah, see?
That's when TFT came out.
No, the guy was legit.
Listen, if he's dropping 30 for 7 average in the last 7 games,
that means before those 7 games, he was dropping like 15.
If you played for 35 minutes and you're like...
You have possession of the ball like the majority of the time, but surely you dropped more than 15 points or no
a vain
But even if okay, I'm not even kidding even if I showed up in the MDA
I'm gonna say like if I if I would like it was the primary ball handler, maybe I can even drop 15 points low key
I don't want to be too humble, you know.
27.5.
That's pretty reasonable.
EXP, I owe you.
EXP, I owe you.
So they need to get rid of this fucking
complete pressure.
Pure Chain Glove, GD, Somport, Heroic Rabbabag.
For lowkey, if everyone's open, how bad is Warpath?
somebody took it I went uncompensate
whatever
I believe I will be rolling for Bard next turn
Are you faking us?
Lol.
Bro, man.
Bro, I mean, I would have taken a war path
if I didn't see patient study,
but after I see patient study,
I believe I'll be taking patient study.
What do you mean?
Lol.
Dark and soot.
You trash.
Hey, I guess I'm trash then.
Grab some trash, dad.
5 odds. Who am I missing? Am I going to get 2 or 3? I can get 5 I think. I mean, I'm
basically, I'm basically pre-leveled. Yeah, I'm making 10 anyway. And then I can get a
I can get a million wards.
Don't roll!
What? But I can get barred.
Come on, I lose streak.
Don't roll!
Don't roll!
I will be losing streak and trying to get this bow and...
Bardo
Yona one two
Zin Zhao GGs I got a total of nothing a GGs
I found a Leona, that's pretty good, I'll allow it.
Hello.
Nice play, man, now FF, my spot's good man.
Okay, I mean the thing is my spot turn is terrible.
Wait?
Oh man.
If I don't get this bow, here it comes.
Please, please, please, please, please, no brief,
no brief, my side.
No, no, no, no, please, please, please, please, please.
Oh, oh, he wants to love, he wants to love.
Thank God.
Hold on back.
Oh, okay, I'm not eight, I'm not eight.
Also, it's born already, so if I get Yusuo, I can get 5 Ionian, but not really, because
like, am I really dropping Bard?
No.
Not eight.
Okay, and now I'm just supposed to do Unara and Diana.
And before you're like, question mark ten gold, you're four.
Shut the fuck up, man. I'm pre-leveled to level 6 basically, and getting rolls every single turn. I am pre-leveled to level 6.
I am beyond not more.
Bow, tier, chain.
This is what I did. I double-need go to Draven, and then I didn't have a single bow for it, and then I didn't win a single round.
If I just won an ATO game, why won't this pro player play it?
Ah, maybe it's because you won, because you're playing in fucking gigapis.
Anyways.
Not sure, though.
I should have just dropped the Ionians.
I mean if I beat him...
And I'm just not gonna fight him, watch this shit.
Oh nice. See?
I mean, you tried to stop my work.
My heart cannot be contained.
Tread carefully.
Level 6?
Level 630?
With bar on my board.
Just wait, buddy.
Oh, no, this is for sure not horrible.
I will let you know my spot, depending on my items
right now.
Here it comes.
Uh, okay, I mean I can play Unara as well.
Oh, it might be unbop or what.
I can also go like Red Buff, IE, or Last Whisperer, IE.
I mean, I can also play Unara.
It just depends on...
Let me, let me see my, my next augment.
Does that have last whisper, IE? I think the last whisper, IE half, half Gensu or Kraken and then just go for Vow.
Or just have Vow.
But I think, yeah.
Because if I get metal, I probably will always play, what's it called? I also go like Red buff, IE.
Val and playoff of Gloves.
Oh, I might like that more, actually.
I mean, no matter what it's IE.
Or I can go Titans,
Hodge,
Hapkensu.
But then I'm playing on BF Glove.
Kraken is still there, DPS is there. Yeah, but the thing is that I'm not killing my chain.
Talk to that.
Okay, I mean, I can just go with Titanic Titan and play for Unara, Gigi.
I'll be sapping this entire stage and I'll just play Unara then.
I
Don't hit you daughter to who I really fucking hope you're joking
You are joking you fucking pizza shit anyways tear chain bow bow
I mean, if I'm sacking the stage, I'm gonna lose key sacking.
I'm not making that.
I'm just not gonna make anything move the fuckers.
Not looking good, chief.
Thanks, failed MP.
So, if I top forward this game, you will basically admit that I'm the fucking goat.
I mean, honestly, maybe you're right.
This is not like, I'm not like, I'm the top forwarder.
So if I top forward, you're just gonna be the fucking goat.
I'm down.
I mean, I'm down.
Yes.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna be stuck level 8 man. I'm gonna use all of my board rolls and I'm just greeting
all of this and it doesn't even matter I'm still gonna be 3 lives because I took Titanic
Titan. Bro listen man if I didn't take Titanic Titan here I would have leveled here and
over the other yes but the thing is now that's I can't take it why don't just have
two more and then I get to just roll an eight I mean he's fucking right man try
tighten on you know I can't the chain is good man I can't
I will be going red buff plus one you actually cannot miss I'm even okay with red buff guard breaker
who cares it was Rod WTF no it fucking wasn't who the fuck is going Rod oh you
You must have kinsu with you.
Fucking idiot. No man.
There was this one game where I completely greased my anti-heal.
A-Soul. Nope. There's this one game where I completely greased my anti-heal to fix, to move.
I think it was like Kraken or Gensu. It was Gensu. And I didn't make anti-heal and every single fight
Oh, no, no, I didn't make Last Whisper to make Gensu and every single fucking fight
Was a
Was the last whisper this. The worthless ass Garen just takes 16 hit damage. Oh, that's all good
You got the Gensu though GG's
Like no matter what I'll have items on
I can go... I don't know what's his name. I'm not gonna get anything, fuck it.
all right
no no grief and I'm I'm back 13 gold or 13 rolls and I'm not even poor I can go
Gensu last whisper and then save one of the chains with Sunfire we'll see
Here dear GDs
wow
I what up
Oh
I made sure the armor here is not even bad
It's tons of stats better than Mace of Darla?
I mean I feel like Mace of Darla is on either of them.
Fuck tons of stats better than Darla.
What the fuck do you mean?
Okay also I need to keep going. My board open now.
My board still sucks.
At least I have Ornn on my board.
Oh holy fuck.
Probably not me. Thank you buddy.
Where's the anteo? I mean I have a chain right here.
Why do you think I made Hodge? And I'm gonna get some fire?
Probably have to take it with the subs.
Happy holidays!
See?
I mean just wait.
Oh great, I can't beat that guy either.
Who the fuck do I beat?
My board sucks.
I don't have a Wukong so I'm not playing Shen.
Bro, my board sucks!
I don't get it.
I'm pretty sure our finally is actually good.
Oh wait, not a 3% for level 2 just me, level 2 is 1 times 8, it's only 13, okay not a minus I only have.
Probably never pipping back into that, and then now I just knive on 5-1, and Gigi!
And Gigi!
I
Am out of the hole
What is what is this
I mean it's warden
I
The problem is I have I'm trying to confirm this fucking stupid ass orn, man
But I probably will be playing 509 for sure
What? Am I dead?
Okay. Well uh, well that's not good.
Yeah, see? Anti-heal, anti-armor, diff. See? I mean, no, it's important, but the thing is I can finish three rounds, and I'm- I'm- I'm-
Just wait! Everyone just wait! I- I- I- I get rid of the orb, the game's over. The game's over. Just wait. I- I- I go nine-soons, just wait.
I mean, I- I mean, I- I mean, these guys won away from fucking farming an orb item, and I- I will be farming this orb item. Fuck you.
Do we survive the 5-1? Yes, man. It's not even possible to- I could sell my entire board and I would still be alive. Not really.
But it would be pretty close.
I mean, I can drop Shyamana as well, but then I- No, fuck that!
My tank is the dude. It's the Swain.
Okay, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Watch this or an item in GGs. Also, I really don't
another round but the thing is I don't know if I want to play
I mean 40 AP that's pretty good man GG.
It's broken on set promise?
Really?
But why?
I think I'm just gonna be ending the game with a Zorn.
It's built in on the van because it already can't be bad. I mean, yeah, 40 AP to manner region
And some on the van you're right
I'm just rolling for these these upgrades plus a king rid over Draven
It's not even bad a belto a cloak anti armor, okay, and the automatic bonus
Oh, I don't know why I said it like that. Like you throw, I got automatic ones. Like what the fuck is this shit? Hello? Fucking piece of shit. Bro, this game is terrible, man.
What?
I think I just saw a ball of air to
I am just sitting here what's my ornate to bro I know I like whatever I don't
I just have to win one round, right?
And then if I hit Ornn 2, I'm just locked Ornn. This is just my board.
Alright, I mean I'm guaranteed to farm another item.
I don't even mind hitting or two, it's not even that, the unit's pretty good, not really.
Okay, Zin too.
BBs.
Alright, I'll block this.
Fuck this shit.
I mean, it's not like I can roll, but we'll hold it.
I have to get 7 out of the die, this is not even possible.
I WANT THAT GO CHECK THE FUCKING YOU FUCKING PIECE OF- I NEED THAT BACK MAN!
NO NO NO NO YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
WHAT THE- NO MAN I-
OH MY-
It's not even the kidder, it's the bramble man, I want the bramble.
Hello?
eventually
I need to kill the setup
Oh, great. He's doing this on the fucking left, man. Oh, on the right.
And now it's set doesn't fucking hold
I mean, it almost doesn't fucking even seem to be the sit-ups.
Oh, good.
Holy shit, I might be the goat, actually. Where is this fucker? What was his name again? Fuck you!
First message, by the way. Fuck you.
I
Alright give me a jg and gg
How one dies, shows how one lives.
There!
Or the messiah!
You shout and throw machete?
Okay.
Why thank you.
Embrace the compost!
I don't even know why I didn't scroll at the time.
Don't laugh.
Embrace the compost!
Bro, is there even a difference between IE and whatever it's called?
I am on giga wrong side. I think my you know it is dead as fuck man
It's dead.
Scout! It's not a scout diff. It's a Riot Games inbounds diff.
Who the fuck is killing TX2? No one, man.
Oh my god, I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it.
My board is actually good.
I don't get it.
would you know it is not OP you know it's OP this stupid ass T-hacks man
What the f**k is this idiot doing?
I haven't played the door opener in I don't know how long but I have no I own y'all
You're playing football or someone told you
Yeah, that's that's that's yeah, definitely. I
Just can't I just have no eyes. I
Decided to a slam tg showed for real fucking crack. Well, you're gonna be 40 minutes
Look
The bigger they are, the harder I hit them.
Today's the day I find them.
Dorn plated armor, prize fighter, birthday reunion.
How come I think this shit feels gigamid?
Your team gains 8%?
I actually think this one is good.
I forgot someone who told me.
Who- who- was it Malala that told me?
But the thing is this is his fucking-
This is his thing.
Yeah, fuck it.
I mean, okay, okay, okay, okay, he said something like, he said something like, I forgot.
It was like you read, oh no, no, no, it was like you read it and you see that it, like
The 1 cost champions gain extra stat and you're just like, nah, I'm not taking that, I'm not trying to play around 1 cost.
But then, if you actually think about it, it's basically...
Like, I mean it's like 20 AD and AP for your whole board.
Like, isn't that actually pretty decent?
Like, it actually seems pretty good.
It's equal to Warlords on stage 4 in early game strength.
Yeah, wait, I have a question!
Can you explain how this is, like, how is Warlords fucking whatever it's, I don't even
know what it's called.
The Warlord's something.
How are you even allowed to take that off it?
Hey?
It's not that bad, really?
But then how is this bad then?
This one you have to play a whole shit stage 2.
Wait really?
I feel like it isn't Warlords kind of the same as well.
You take, except now you have like Warlords you have to play a shit stage 3.
But I feel like playing a shit stage 2 is not even a shit stage 2 because everyone's
open for bark.
I don't think either are that good.
The goat has spoken the side out.
I mean the goat was not on the jazz is all I'm going to say.
You told me Pacers.
Oh.
Oh I was on the Pacers this while I was on the heat.
The Pacers.
The heat.
The Jazz.
And EDG.
and EDG. It's a, there's like some stupid-ass Demacia couple going on right now. It's a,
I think it's EDG against JDG. JDG got Hongqiu, Gala, and Tabe. So I will be all in on EDG.
J?
Home Q?
Listen, when it comes to League of Legends, if you recognize the names on the team, you
must go opposite team.
What the fuck am I even playing?
Whatever, I'm going to try to build a concierge with this.
Hope you lose! Okay.
Hope I lose as well.
I am fucking broke.
I am fucking broke
what if that name is faker then it's more reason
any fucking dumbass in their grandma is gonna bet on faker bro that guy is straight
ass not really but I mean like he's asked for the odds
question mark what do you mean
I am broke
One more upgrade, I actually haven't played this opener in so long.
I mean I feel like the yordles are like, the problem with the yordle opener is that they're
so expensive to play, and then you don't even get that many rolls because bard exists.
And if bard exists, why don't I just roll for bard?
Like, well I don't get it.
I mean at least my opener is pretty good.
12 AD, 12 AP.
I can't even unlock Ken in this turn because the stupid ass game didn't give me a lululu.
Defender Yorl Yorl Yorl Defender Yorl wait a minute and like are you just are you just
forced to play towards Ryze with Yorl opener like Yorl opener into Ryze?
three two seven where I take my doors I don't get that shit before one
rod BF rod
What the fuck are these items I don't get I don't get
Oh, I didn't take fucking early learnings to play no stupid ass vagar.
How is it attacking this and not this, you fucking piece of shit?
Hello?
I mean, it's probably a BF-Diff, but now it's too late.
It's probably a BF-Diff.
Oh, it's not a BF-Diff.
Oh, okay.
That is good for me.
Overflow first crown
Invested
Tiny but deadly for a tax feed
Oh, yeah, honestly a task feed with with this don't I just win the game probably I
Can play Baygar
Rod rod rod rod
I believe I will not be playing Vhagar with early learnings, no thank you.
In the comp?
Listen, in the comp?
Listen, in the comp?
Your Veyar already has infinite AP.
Can you tell me?
Can you tell me what the fuck this does?
Can you tell me what I'm gonna do with my items if I just sit there with fucking three Rabidons like a complete dumbass?
I will be going 8th.
I will be going uncontested eight
Except I still might be going eight
Morello, Teemo was better.
Yay.
Let's end the game with no carry.
Morello.
He has a Liss already.
He's unlocking Volibear for free.
I mean, just say it. Everything with one of these rounds are just tiny but deadly dip.
Just say it.
Do you watch any anime or do you have time for it first message I
I'll probably start watching anime next season, maybe I
Just wanted to just just say real quick. Did you know a precedence top five anime of all time or fucking dumb ass
Naruto, which little he's not even that bad, but it's a
It's a my hero fucking academia Jesus Christ Jesus Christ proper
Alright, here's the deal.
If I get Rod Rod, I'll play Vhagar.
Allowed?
But there's no fucking way I'm playing Vhagar with that garbage-ass charismatic.
I will eff up the game before I do that one.
That's my prismatic to set up
Like how is this at level 630? Oh, it's going to get too early on.
Am I just 4-5?
Okay, that's pretty much it.
Holy shit. I thought I was going to lose.
I would have lost every single one of those rounds I'd be at 50 HP right now playing towards
dumb-ass thing art
What's the struggle then
What the fuck is going on?
Aw, great.
How many items?
I don't get it.
Wait, this also seems so OP on Tournament.
I'm doing the project in great
That's all with tiniest
Okay, Ash, Canon, Kabuko, Sejuani, Liz, Yanara, Tarek,
What the fuck am I dissing him?
I don't even remember.
Rise?
Rise?
Ah great, TX.
I mean it's fine, I have one more here.
I haven't played this board for so long, but that's probably because I never played
What do you know, you don't even know the answer here, because the thing is I have 30 AS that's
good enough, I kinda want to finish frontline.
If I mess all, I must finish frontline.
But also like my board is gonna suck until 5-1 probably.
the problem is I have shogun rabidons so I'm four out of six for this I'm three
out of six for you Nara and I'm gonna be four out of six for take so I'm gonna
be strong starting one more turn yeah this guy's two volibear is already how
many you're not as to you Nara to list yeah he's playing this trash that's
more wrong yeah he just hit unara too okay I believe I will never be playing
yorls ever again this guy has to list for example you know yeah I don't think I
will be playing your ever again but why would I play you or else when I could
just play barb I don't get if I if I play big art here I think I would be at
25 HP right now and speed running an 8. But yeah sure.
8 please. That's really good. Yeah.
But if I hit an original base I'm chilling.
I'm fucking
Honestly I was gonna go Sunfire Cape, but I refuse to go Sunfire Cape. I'm just gonna go Kraken
Ie it's out of Braum drop drop one two three four five six
The storm with the new clouds, your judgment's messed your camera.
Heh?
And my dudes front line.
This is my board?
Hey, the bar, people, hey!
Can we just take a look at my board?
Ready, me?
I mean, I probably should just sell this
and not even care about Braum, I'm Tarek Barad.
I have one list to you Nara that's it
You know, it's you except it's not even good
Lucian Senna
I
Have a mess hole
Okay, no, I'm actually back. I'm actually back. I mean, I'm not gonna be able to make it to rise, but that's fine.
I'm triple fucking combat.
Like if I'm triple combat here, oh, I believe it's over
Like I think and then and then I I'm not even that low and then also look to four out
I've seen a lot of components here on me.
Okay, Tarot 2 on back, and now I just have to make it to the right, and it's over.
Okay, I mean honestly my items are not even bad.
See?
Finish third tank item and then I- oh okay.
If I make it to 5-1 the game's over, can everyone agree?
6-1, 6-1, not 5-1.
Because I go for third tank item here and then I go for a rise item on 6-1.
I unlock rise on 6-1 anyway.
And then rise when I went out.
I'm triple fucking combat.
Combat like triple giga combat except I think I'm dead
I don't have a second tank item, my messhole doesn't even get value.
Okay just wait!
Everyone just wait!
Oh gosh, I didn't even see this guy.
I just have to win one round in the games over.
Because I 33 is guaranteed two lives, but I have to win one of the next three.
And that level to nine rides, finish three take items here.
Okay, honestly, if I win this round, the game's boring.
I'd rather lose this round, which I probably will because my tank is two items.
What can you fucking do with this?
This guy has me with 7,000 more items.
I don't remember I've
This is adaptive
I am about I just have to win one of the next two rounds is all I'm gonna say
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay
I know who's gonna say it
What the
Wait the position was actually insane though
Oh no.
Hello?
I might as well roll the 40 fucking, okay?
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, I'm not rolling the mana.
I'm gonna die.
I mean, if I die, I die.
Who the fuck is in?
I assume you're aware of the misplaced so ever re sway re
uh tell me tell me what was the misplay that game I know exactly what what what went wrong
But you probably don't because you suck. No blame. I believe I will never be holding the yorls again
It's the problem
No vagar
If I took the Vigor augment
It have been it in it live it have been it would have been it
it to be it
What is it?
Even sample the fuck it has been
Can you say can you if you say this does that mean it's it is that it would have been
So you have to say IT HAVE BEEN.
It have been.
It has been.
Holy shit, you can go...
Wait, you can do this or no.
What the fuck?
No, like, no, like, it's not...
The thing is, if you do this, you know exactly what I'm saying, like if you're an English
speaker.
What the fuck?
This actually would be the test if you're actually an English speaker or not.
You put this shit on a fucking test and you say, what does it stand for?
And I think anyone from America would be able to say it would have.
it it would
It
I wonder who I'd like to buy for a little freedom.
Go in lobby URE, who?
Mr. Goldsmith?
Cloak.
Oh, I get to play some Calista. Wait.
Calista.
one item opener praying okay yeah I'm praying as well so I don't have to play
this dog shit works for me man
But I can also unlock... wait.
I was gonna kind of fun though
Don't go it'll have children not bad
Honestly, isn't this good?
Oh, and what's the name as well?
I'm Kulisto, oh no.
I mean, it's not so good to say it's only good on one unit.
Oh, it's also got a bear.
Maybe you can tell I'm big as a bear.
What are the types of it on Calista? Let me see.
It's not even Sample Cards on the ship.
It's plus Delta. I mean, it's barely plus Delta or whatever.
I can play Bilgewater as well.
If this dies, I'm out.
Alright let me read this shit.
Renjun to HP 30 AS.
I probably won't slam him because I want to have him kill some units, I said I don't think
he's killing Shiverlard, but great man, this is probably the latest one of all time,
great man.
Ah, great.
I'm not checking the 30 HP, you don't even have it until Rage B. I need to go get some
Candyman.
I read that, I think I just got my head starting man.
Yeah, we have those in the Citrus, I'll bring it up.
Oh God.
Okay.
I mean, it's actually good because now my Viego is a fucking demon.
I'm just gonna play, I mean, I can just uh...
Oh, it was a vain game.
Oh, it was a vain game.
Yeah, I was gonna go show him, but the thing is, I mean, it's way better to carry Viego mid-game
than it is to carry what's it called.
Okay, I think I'll be playing Viego.
I mean, you know what? If it dies, I would have lost anyway. If I put the shit on TF, I'm already dead. Don't care.
I mean, I would have lost anyway, like, how do you think I'm going to stack like this?
I can't.
Might as well have a remover.
Okay, you know what actually was?
This vein is the biggest bait, but now it's not a bait anymore.
But if I just went, uh, because then I would have won that round if I just sent BT.
But the thing is, I kinda want to play Vayne, after I have 2 Vayne's.
But like, it's not worth me losing my 5th streak, like I would have, if I just sent
I'm just going towards the rush.
It's not even bad.
Should I just get rid of this now?
I just ditched this why don't I why don't why don't I just do this he's right
I once had a honor before the Lua Nation.
Infinite gold.
I mean, no matter what, if I don't have Gumbelid, I'm out.
And then if I get bowed for half Kraken, I might as well wait one.
What the fuck?
Also my candy is waiting.
Yeah, you only need a gunplay. The stat actually saved you two is better than Kraken on Crown.
But I was gonna win this anyway, so I did some adaptive play. Let's see my items.
Uh, first Crown.
If any of these fights by main guys
I believe I'll be ff
Except yeah, I mean it doesn't even matter. I'll be dead 10 years ago already
rod is on a seraphine. The gum bleed is gone.
Still carrying Lux?
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Honestly, minus 14 is not even that bad.
Wait, what the fuck?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Honestly, minus 14, that's not even that bad.
Wait, what the fuck?
I mean, it's actually fine, like losing rounds on the stage is actually fine.
Also, this is like the world's biggest bait, it's just a commit to fucking Demacia.
But the problem is I have to stack one more so I can actually have money to roll.
I'll do that.
I might be dead.
A bowl cold.
I mean I really need a rod.
Like if I don't get a rod in the game, that's it.
Rod?
I
That's all I'm gonna go be deep
I mean I can go GA and then go Gumbly later fucking
It's actually my last loss, don't worry.
Alright, I'm still 2 lives, it's fine.
Callista.
Focused fire on a bunch of...
Oh please, please, please.
No.
Yeah, fuck it.
I'm rolling one item I
A I am rolling one item
I just saved
Minus remover, okay, it's fine
everyone calm down why do I take fucking Pandora's when I'm rolling one
item
Oh
Okay, okay
Am I close to the fucking the stupid fucking dog shit? No
Hello
I would have never made dragon do anyway who cares
fuck I go lux and then I don't even care about
Bro, if I took rolling for days, I feel my spots actually good.
Pandora's items rolling one fucking component is the world's biggest eight.
Because I got the Gumbler at the same time anyway, man.
But I could have maybe had Galio, and it's actually pretty decent, and then yeah.
But now I do believe I'm eight.
Lux?
Lucks?
Let's get Lucks when I can get Gumbelied!
What?!
I got Gumbelied anyway, it was Lucks. It was Lucks.
What?
I'm fighting Diana with T-Hex. I didn't know this would even have this combo. Diana with T-Hex.
This is my board. Are we serious?
I hope the hero likes me.
I'm talking to whoever I have.
Why are we carrying a Vayne 2 by the way?
What did I die to last game?
Vayne 2.
It's fucking broken.
It's straight up broken.
Why did I take Cursed Crown playing Demacia?
The line is not a reroll line if you can't hit being 3 man. It doesn't matter. You can just carry everything else.
But I feel like if I took rolling for days my spot wasn't even bad, but not even that,
I just have to roll first ground on stage 3.
But like do you see my options on stage 3?
Do I want to take any of that trash?
Be honest.
Like what the fuck are those prismatic options?
I basically have to just RNG fucking gamble that I'm not stuck with the dog shit.
What was the left and middle when I finished rolling?
the overflow tiny but deadly fucking no I just got I just baited myself then
honestly there's nothing wrong with tiny but deadly I just I just don't want to
take it with a boring
Oh, gosh.
Okay, we can just pretend like the middle was not tiny but deadly, but it was...
What the dog shit ass augmented?
Just imagine the middle augmented was complete dog shit.
And then I was forced to take cursed crown.
Oh, okay.
Basta, thank you for the rate.
I appreciate you. Thank you.
I, uh, yeah, I just wanted to...
I'm gonna do that today.
I died on, uh, four, three.
I'm going to get some candy, be right back.
I need to uh, wait I was going to show you guys, I don't even know where it appeared
it just showed up in the kitchen and every single time I go down I just eat one, it's
It's good as fuck.
The inside...
Does this look good?
There's like lemon, lime...
The best flavor is like a red one. I think this one's great for each.
This is what it looks like.
What?
Hello?
I was just, you need to fire- they were slightly not updating the page.
Bro, Beto's tft.
Can you do me a huge favor?
And make a new twitch account and just take tft out of your name.
I don't know why, but I just read your comment.
all the TFT your name and I'm just gonna fucking, I'm just gonna piss off.
Alright starting, starting out I'm locked in.
Just wait.
Saw this shot?
Oh, I think I'm good.
Oh, I saw someone with a loris.
Can Kate solo this one? Can Kate solo 1-4?
Probably.
I'm pretty sure they're all, uh, they're all melee.
Yeah, yeah, they can for sure.
But they have to go over anyway.
I would have prepared you in cuffs.
of
of
of
of
of
I mean I'm gonna make Egon, but I'm going to make 20 next turn.
I might roll for Bard, and he just depends on my next shot.
So my next shop is trash.
Or maybe I'll roll.
The thing is if I roll once I'm like committed to rolling the entire time.
I don't really want to roll anymore so what about Bart?
That might as well roll the Bart.
I'm just like build water then.
Sorry if not, I was in.
Open bilge water. That's that's playable
I'm not, I'm not going to do that shit. That's just a neat. What? I think I also won the game.
Everyone's a hero, till you shoot off a leg or two.
I know, belt chains play around gold.
There's a GP if I want that, but then I have to play three rounds of...
10,000 bits. Hello. I mean I got, I killed some, that's pretty good. I think this game
might be a fucking 8. I send an IE and then Kaelin is not playable from this spot. And
And then I'm not opening into Unara.
And now I'm fucking eight.
I mean I got a five village water next turn, but.
Is that even good?
It says I don't even want to find this he's why would I not just play why would I not play barred it doesn't make sense
Oh next, okay I don't actually have to fucking invest in it.
Lucky the bloom early, does that do anything?
I mean, I do have IE, so the lucky the bloom is like, slightly better.
I'm kind of down to this drop hard
No, no
Two three six, what is that? Oh great
Maybe 2 is pretty good I guess.
Maybe I just re-roll driven this game and I don't play vertical what's it called.
I have an IE.
I have a fucking IE slid.
IE, this after C patch?
Oh!
Oh, they changed it?
I didn't even know they changed it.
Oh, she's probably still carrying us, though.
GP re-roll.
This is the comp?
GP re-roll is the comp?
Or GP, what's it called, is the comp?
I'm pretty sure you really want to go fast nigh.
Also, I didn't even know that they need IE Good on Draven.
I thought it was still trash.
I think I'm just going to be playing Bill of Water.
I believe I'll just be playing Bill of Water.
Okay, I've done the drop bar now.
Wait, I got a little buff.
Now I kind of want to just level and then just play around this.
I mean, I still would rather carry this though, I think.
My frontline looks like a pile of fucking dog shit.
right
I mean, I'm pretty sure what I do, this game is fucked up, like I should not have even
rolled for Bard, because I'm committing to, like, no, the game was actually fucked up
moment I send IE because I would have just committed like Diana this game but
now what I'm gonna do is I just four or two and hopefully I can toggle and get
one weapon and I get one weapon and I'm fucking out of here and then I just
play mf plus yeah holy shit I didn't kill a single unit but yeah like no after
after seven is I eat this game is actually too hard I I don't even want
play I guess I still could play Unara but I this is not right man I should just
play this so I can at least try to get one weapon when I toggle this game is
fucking doomed oh this game is doomed I'm not re-rolling with IE Raven I'm not
doing that also I think the calm is complete auction which it is tier rod
I don't know why you carry that when you just carry 7 of these.
It makes no sense.
Alright.
Kinsu, IE, Gumblaid, and then I have, I can also go Shogen, but I won't make the Shogen
yet.
Is that everything you have to do?
Okay, it's fine.
I have Fizz.
All right.
It's kind of fine.
Low key.
All right, it's kind of fine low key if I find Senna, I'll make sure to for sure
Oh nice Diana, fuck Janna
Alright, last loss and show me the good news.
This is my board.
Are we serious right now?
Are we serious right now?
I don't even have Nautilus 2. I need Swain 2 or a M8. Also, I don't know why Shogun is
not slim and I'm fighting T-hex.
I mean, if I can get Cutlass, I can move another item to Embessa as well.
And then my board is not even that bad, except this is going to be the slowest fucking Cutlass
of all time.
And then I can eventually drop biz.
The Tom country is not happening.
Oh God.
I don't get it.
Nara 2, this guy has MF2 playing T-hex, nice man.
Bug Jane.
Diana, Diana, Swain 2, that's good.
I can't even roll anymore, so it's actually bad.
I think I actually have to remade
because then you save my removers.
Or I believe I'm not upgrading that, fuck that.
Oh
Shut up
Okay, melt, great.
Okay I'm having my shot for 75.
I can toggle down when I roll for it, and if I don't hit, bad beat!
Nothing wrong with IE on Vanquisher.
Aw, great.
I don't understand how this guy can roll for for t-hex and then have mf2 I don't
Also, I can't even roll for MF next turn because I'm fighting these off.
And now I do believe on me.
I don't get it.
I have to stack one then roll for MF.
But also, I'm not even rolling for anything else.
I guess I can hit, uh, I can get Shyvano over something, not really.
Mmmmmm...
What's the... I mean, I also play five, five, whatever it's called, but who cares?
Sterex BD...
Should I go with another even trout?
Have I got B, D?
I'm not finishing those, I just want that.
Is that magic damage? Or no? No.
Should I just go with another even trout?
Yeah.
I'll try and get Diana.
That's whatever I'm not sure everything here is.
my board is ass I will not be slamming IE
Wow, I didn't hit while toggling wow
Wow.
Hello.
Wow.
Three of them's gone and I can't find one.
GG's.
Unara.
Another Unara.
I could have I could have bought that first
I don't think this guy hit MF2.
Honestly, whatever, this place, that's pretty good.
The moment I said my E, I'm not even kidding.
You can't open into your Nara, and my opener was trash.
The moment I say my e I basically committed to Kate, but the problem with committing to Kate is
Yeah, it's tier one and there are some egregious
tier ones
When it comes to Kate
On a roll instant first
Patience is a virtue instant 1.5
I mean, yes, it is. I mean, it's not a bad beat. It's just, it's just, you have to be a fucking monkey to semi
before, before, uh, before augments. Well, it's not, it's not a, it's not a bad beat.
I don't know.
It's about these.
What is this emo? emo cutie pole.
Hello.
I'm hungry.
Should I order some McDonald's maybe?
Maybe I will order some McDonald's.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
Should I order some McDonald's maybe?
Maybe I will order some McDonald's.
I haven't had McDonald's in like a month.
McDonald's.
Free item of $50 plus, what is it?
a big map for free
wait
it's on the McRib
bro the McRib is so fucking good where's the McRib
yeah I think they discontinued it
wait what?
you! you sounded fat saying that! now you are rage meeting. i mean i'm not rage meeting.
Wait, what? Wait, the reverb is good.
Okay, thank you.
Look at it and it goes closed. Order now, get it later. Nice man. Great advertising.
Fucking Dornash man.
I got this showy with honey and kitty in this game and he's cutting his rib on 1-3 who's
I'm pretty sure it's just Ashley broken.
No cap.
You just take it and GG.
I'm open.
All right, I'll be orator to McDonald's.
And then you just play Donyanna.
I don't know what time it's up the order.
Maybe I don't want McDonald's.
What am I looking for?
I'm hungry.
I live in the middle of fucking nowhere in Florida.
The only thing that's open is McDonald's, 7-Eleven, and that's it.
What?
with other checkers
Loki?
I haven't had checkers in so long.
No, no, no, I shouldn't eat checkers.
This shit just looks like it's 3,000 calories.
Checkers.
Eh? Okay!
Sorry, I'm trying to, I'm trying to figure out what I want to eat. I'm hungry. Like, okay, if I order some food now, I'll stream a long time today, deal?
So don't you guys, isn't everyone brooding for me to order some damn food faster?
Can you guys help me? What do I want to eat? Okay, I'm getting McDonald's. What's good at McDonald's? That's not the McRib, no Ragemeat.
Why are you even, why are you pretending you're already getting McDonald's, well I get either
getting McDonald's or 7-Eleven, man.
And I think I'll take McNuggets over worthless at 7-Eleven.
Every time I get 7-Eleven food, it's not lit.
Also the bow?
You motherfucker!
You motherfucker!
Wait!
Oh nice.
Holy shit, he actually did it.
Oh nice.
Wait, I think he's Diana as well!
I think we're three-way contesting Diana.
Hello!
This guy has a Leona already as well?
This guy has Leona, I mean, it's not even the Leona that I wanted.
It's the fucking, it's the Bo. If I don't have the Bo, I mean, wait, I can also just play, uh...
I can also play Unara, but...
Wait...
because I can also just go Gintsu, i.e. Unara, because there seems to be a lot of Diana players
Because this guy also wants to play Diana as well.
But I think you Nara from this spot might be an uncompressed giga 8.
And I'm not trying to go weak.
Oh no, I found another McDonald's that's open 24 hours.
So I'm sure.
of
this, what's it
How about culvers bro it's it's 2 30 a.m. Man, what do you mean culvers did they close seven hours ago?
Fucking it's shit's rage rate man. How about culvers bro? It's three
Covers
Free item on $15 plus big Mac $5 off on $20 plus
get $2 off $25 with coke and more $5 off of $20 order
all right I was okay you know I was gonna start adding shit to my fucking thing
because I need to start playing the gamer on 8.
guapo type of order what is that what does that mean is that a good thing or a bad thing
quarter pounder medium fried medium strike probably why would I take it why
would I get a medium sprite would I get a large price no drama oh yes it is a
Wait
Okay, I think I'm just playing you all right
All right, if I go Titans, I mean that's not even truth. I'm go Titans hodge
Titans hodge and I'm happy to
This game is at 8 dot dot dot.
Probably not.
I have a fortune strength.
This shit is not very balanced.
It's all I'm going to say.
to overflow and I play towards uh volibear thoughts
and I just I just have there's no way I don't get a volibear items
there's actually no way and then now and now I'm just committed j is one more month enough
I'm there's no way I'm gonna bother it's not even possible
I just got two warlocks man, who cares?
Probably have two gigatangs.
One warlocks from all there.
So why is the red blood not the same?
the warmog's visage bramble
how come I'm so poor
I don't get it
I
Agus of dusk
Well, I'm hit I'm hit right one don't worry like a district actually not really felt chain
chain bow, I mean, Sunfire, and then I just do a Gensu, finish the Gensu, Gensu, IE, plus one.
Okay, am I close to unlocking this stupid ass?
I think I'm 8th, because, oh my, I'm 8th, like this is not right, man, because the problem
is I have to 4, I don't have enough gold? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I mean it's not a vola bear that's pretty or not a vola bear a wu gong that's pretty good man
And I just go last whisper play around bow it's half crack and half ginsu and then I just have Sunfire a vow
And then I have everything and then I just
Just last item on the forge whatever the fuck and then I when I load into 4-1 these guys are completely fucked
They are fucked
I am level
I am level I am level six I am currently this guy's two dianas already I'm level six
I can't even 4-1 it because I can't I won't be able to buy my board.
Hey what?
Hey what?
And then I have to, I have to sac another one, and then 4-2 all the way, like, wait, what?
Whole Crusher.
Gambler's Blade. 8- oh, Aegis of Dawn, Aegis of whatever the fuck.
Wahoo!
Wahoo!
Synergy. I'm back!
Exterminate. Exterminate.
We're not too many tank items, man.
Hello?
Hello?
Yeah, I'm planning to do Nara without...
Oh, Lord.
Oh, Lord.
How do I fix it from this spot because I'm too bored?
There is no drama in a peaceful stuff.
Okay, it's fine. It's fine.
Okay, this guy completely fucked up his roll down or what? Because his board looks like a fucking joke.
Never mind because you just put it back on Alright, what's my HP, okay?
It's fine.
Loki.
Where's Garam? I'm not gonna get this shit.
Okay, you Nara? Okay. So what happens if I don't have a voli there? Can I even make it?
Holy shit! I don't even think I started with it on the board.
i.e. into last whisper, tg, tg, gambler's blade, whatever the fuck this is, and it's dead.
And I think my whole board is dead. Hello?
I have no more gold.
No, no, no, this thing's played. Okay, listen, listen, listen, listen. It looks like I suck,
But that's because the game's actually unplayable playing Unara from Bull Open.
I just decided to pivot off of Diana because other players were Diana.
No, no, no, listen, listen.
It's just mandatory I play Diana.
If you're open, you don't play Unara.
It's as simple as that.
You can't do anything.
You literally, the moment you decide to open and play Unara,
no matter fucking what, you're going each.
Yes?
And I went each.
Okay, that's fine.
The reason the line selection was so bad is because I'm trying to order McDonald's.
So why don't I, it's actually good that I'm in queue because now I will order my fucking McDonald's
and then we can lock in and hit rank one. He's right. All right, let me see what I want.
The Cream Chilly McChristie Strip Dip!
That sounds lit as fuck, I will be getting that one.
Honey Mustard.
20 piece nuggets are $9 nowadays, are we serious?
$15 plus wait what why eat McDonald's when there are other choices like legit any other
choice bro are you fucking stupid what other choice 7-eleven
all right what should i get from 7-eleven then the fucking hot dog
yay and then i have to fucking meet the minimum order fee of $15 nice let's get seven hot dogs
in a taquito nice man plug jen what i think i'm good on that one man
I'm just gonna say you're getting rage rated man
All right, give me a sec, I'm going to lock in.
The Frank Ocean's actually been open.
I need some silence to, uh, four of them are gone.
Oh
I closed my chat as well, and I got a fling right I
Can't focus on okay. Let me just focus on one thing at a time in bro. Fuck you guys. No, no, no hold on
Oh
So you can add tomatoes to the snack wrap, oh I'll be adding that.
What the fuck?
Okay.
And then let me remove this and then it's a 20 or a $20 so I think you get $5 down off. Oh, you do
And
Jay
Okay, I got 20 piece chicken McNuggets a spicy snack wrap a ranch snap snack wrap
Large fries and a large diet coke
G G
Well, no you have to meet the $20
If you don't meet the $20 you don't get the $5 off so basically how about the habit was basically free and
Then I'm going to I'll just leave it in the kitchen. All right, and now we can lock in
See? Millio.
I keep studying, he's dying stage 4, bro that shit is fake news man, just wait.
The heart of Piltover is its people.
Should you be ordering food when your LP is on diet king? Where the fuck even are you?
I have not seen your stream in a good decade.
What's the encounter? Bro, this has to be fucking Rage rate.
Thank you for asking Rage rate.
I see a clear the path.
the path.
The sea is ripe for battle.
Exterminate. Exterminate.
I mean there is Keanu, but I kind of need to uh what's it called on me fan what about
honor roll?
What what about my augment I was gonna play Caitlyn bro this shit is like the biggest
beat man what what are you up
Bro, now my augment is fucked. Okay, it's fine. It's fine. Like fuck the augment. Fuck
the augment yeah how many how many times have I rolled lose seven player
combat oh no these are I'm playing each offer sure this is good it's just a budget
if you have to field it, which I did not field.
It's fine. I can uh, I can upgrade.
I can upgrade Kiana for two rolls and you know what, two gold is too old.
And then this is also four gold if I upgrade Kiana.
And then like later into the game, I'll put some two stars and then,
That's like it'll break even it's fine. And you know what I rolled to try to find the one cost and then that's the only reason
I haven't each stolen he's fucking right. Just wait, you idiot
Why you had to feel it that you feel it did I feel it did I feel the shed
No
And the bow's gone
Hi Cathy, hi Brandon bro shut the fuck up man. Oh my god. I'm dead on stage four again, man
Oh, I'm broke.
What is 275? Let me go check.
275, let's see. You get 6 gold and a full item.
Oh, that did not look that good.
Okay, I hope there's a quest that the EVs are pushing to the next one, because I'm not trying to fucking catch this garbage out.
See?
What's this? What's this, everybody?
Another two, four, four gold! That's pretty good.
And then I get too old here. It's not even that bad. Okay, this all of it. This all of it. Like if you're playing Caitlyn is for sure fucking broken
It's a gig a broken
Love your city nuggets to resin a large on the shake and your job. Yeah, good one, man
What was the island there again?
Oh, I don't think I'm playing for Brock this game.
I mean, a lot of times you can't even make it to Brock.
I mean, it's not easy.
Like, 275 on a 7 loss.
I mean, it just depends on what the next quests are.
If the next quests are good, then maybe.
I didn't get a bow on either of them.
You know, I can also play AP, I can also go IE Hodge, but I can also go QSS Hodge JG build.
I mean we'll see.
because I can also just try to flip Brock, but I need to see what my cash out is.
It says I don't know if I'm making it to Brock.
because the thing is the quest tells me whether I can make it to 500 or not and
if I can't make it to 500 I mean I mean I'm not making fucking no dumbass
Brock items
Hello?
Oh my god, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Oh my god, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
This world does not forgive.
I believe it might be a vile war, again.
Does your counter-investigate with which many of you die on stage 4 multiple times in a row?
Probably not.
I mean you die on stage 3 probably.
Oh, good.
That also needs a bow.
Also, he hit K3 already.
Does he have 5-2?
At least he has amulores.
You're some ass, trust me.
You are stupid as fuck.
I'm not.
You're some ass, trust me, you are as stupid as fuck man.
All right, show me the good news, on the quest.
grief okay well I mean there's a bow it's not even good because there's two of
them so I was gonna both the except not really it was by encounter or not by
track out what this encounter was called but I mean I just missed bow on both
of my handles so fucking counterman it's actually so fucking stupid
GAAAGHHH
Lose four player combat. Does that guarantee Brock? If I lose four am I dead?
Yeah fucking I'm just gonna keep questin'
And then I can just win on 4-1 and hopefully I can surround myself with a little bit of
with two terms or two lives all right it's fine I'm still two lives it's fine three lives
Yeah, fuck it. I'm gonna have infinite frontline, who cares?
Alright, nice. More value there as well.
And then I have to... Wait, how was that at 7? Wait, how the fuck was that at 7? I could have just leveled then.
Wait, what? The house is at 12? Oh, the fight already started. Oh ho ho ho!
What the f- I think I'm dead again cuz there's T-Hex in my pool.
This guy's already Trim 3?
But there's also there's T-Hex in my pool?
And there's a Diana player in my pool.
Okay, I mean I can't okay I have to suck one more I just play on one life and I just pray
a foreign church cash out with infinite frontline well actually there's no Diana player
There is a Diana player.
Oh God!
Oh God!
You think maybe I could win this round?
I mean, it's fine.
Don't calm the fuck down.
I can't even finish this quest, because I have to keep E-Shall in or I'll be...
But if I keep E-Shall in, I'm dead as fuck, man.
Buy 80 EXP.
I mean, I can't.
A Fawn.
Is what I cashed out.
Okay, okay, Anna puts it from Diana, low key.
I have 14-3 re-rolls, I mean I'm pretty close to coming back.
What is this?
Yeah, fuck it. Motherfuckers, who cares?
G?
I
Mean I have 14 free rolls everyone just wait
I need to unlock the fucking people should eventually good
huh I I'm not anti-dianted holy shit think I'm not fighting him holy fuck I
don't know how this is a player here without without going to eat and then if
I if I try to unlock set right now bro shine is risk unlocking set even if I
if I did the Ana player.
Also I don't have a Wu Gong, I'm going to play Kettin instead of that and then I can
the drops of 20 okay I mean Kenan 2 Kenan over Jin I let me let me just see the
matchups like maybe I think it's get away with it where's the Diana player
maybe it's Diana 0 I mean he is Diana 1 maybe maybe you are dead next round by
the way bro shut the fuck up and wait man just shut the fuck away
I mean, it's a Diana player. I can't. Also, why does my front line look like a fucking pile of shit?
I don't know if these are true rules.
PG, what's it called?
I mean my board is actually good, I just need to unlock set.
And then it's actually good.
5-0 is completely useless.
It's gone.
I'll just unlock it, I mean then I lose Defender, I mean it's just head over, I don't even want
to buy Spawner.
Where's this loser?
Loser alert!
Loser alert!
Where is this loser?
Loser alert! Loser alert!
Do not wrap down!
Oh, he won't, he won't.
Woo!
Gee!
I mean, what if I, uh, wait, this is, this is enough regions.
I just need to level up to 9, except not really, because I need to uh...
I'm not dead to this, right?
5TG, where?
Oh, what the fuck?
What the fuck did I get this TG?
Okay, I'm in bed. I want anybody G
QSS that fast I
Do not have enough Google to the ship in
Okay, so where is this Diana player that I've been trying to avoid?
Where is this fucker?
I've been positioning like an idiot for the entire game!
I level and I cap it on Rides to raid on Renekton. My board is actually good.
Also, I really don't have anti armor, 7 mf, I mean, what am I supposed to do, I don't
get it, hello, 7 mfs, hello, QSS JG, I'm just gonna leave it on here, I'm sure we
That's not even true, like...
I believe I did not have anti armor.
Look at my damage. I'm getting pissed off.
See?
You're anti-armor? No.
Is GA QSS Gumblaid?
I feel like my front is pretty good, let me do whatever, three people win streak, I mean
is this guy strong, is this guy strong, you know that you don't have, I don't have anti-heal,
I don't have anti-heal?
Oh my- oh no no no no no it's fine I have so many TGs like you actually can't miss, like no no no it's fine.
Oh yeah whatever like I mean I'm trying to unlock the rides this turn.
Oh wait that unlocks.
Oh god, I need to kill this shit fast.
Oh it's line of time.
Bramble is so OP.
MF3?
No.
No.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, mom's QSS, whatever the fuck.
I mean, Amarillo is pretty good.
Hello?
What?
I don't even know why I'm positioning for Diana, I think this fight is legit over before
it even starts.
Lucky Kendrick!
Bro!
The fight was over before it even started man!
I'm not fucking kidding, I'm probably-
Hello?
Hello?
Wouldn't I have one out this game?
If it weren't for this fucking loser.
Yes?
Oh, I'm good.
I will fucking rail Baron do let me fight Baron instead of
I don't even know what I'm rolling for
What was the TG again?
What was the tank items?
Oh, that's not good.
Wait, I think my...
My honor is dead!
Wait, what?
Psych?
Who the fuck cares?
U.S.
Okay, honestly, if I had said to you, can I actually beat this guy?
I'm pretty sure I would shit on him actually if I had set 2, but I do not have set 2, oh, that's whatever.
Nice, and his main tank over here, that's pretty good for me to see.
I'm not here because I'm shitting on him without tattoo
Never mind. I got fucking dumpster. It's a set you did and now you believe me
I don't even know what that loot was actually
This was about four. Be happy, you scared the tuff. Three. It's not an eighth, but I'll
take it to be honest. Milk. Milk, you can sit there and hate watch all you like. I
just want you to know real quick that the fucking Utah Jazz beat the, uh, beat the
pistons today and you you I don't even have to say which side I'm on
at milk who the fuck are you rage baiting buddy
J
named 10 players on the Utah Jazz I actually just looked into it this guy that
I can't pronounce something something odd something something something
uh, Markinin? Keontae fucking George?
Yeah, that guy.
Sviatoslavmyaklyuk.
But either ways, either way, yeah.
Good morning.
Hello.
Good morning.
Hello at the fall.
E
D G bro, I'm not filled man. Nah, I'm retired. Oh, is that food here? Also wait Phoenix check this quarter
It's not something like Sviad Toslavi to Slavmi Kailiuk.
What?
I have the best job on the food tending to me it says oh it's almost here
is that five minutes or something
can we see a winster game or more than 10 h3n4 2 no no like the thing is open to
yunara is straight trash the only reason I played open into yunara that
game. I don't even know the reason actually. Oh, oh, oh, it's who they had. I had to cash out.
A bow.
I want to play TFT this season. It looks like fun. Okay, so then play then.
What are you fucking stupid?
Oh, okay.
Oh, darn.
Ash.
Couldn't have been here.
What the fuck are these doors equal to Lydrium?
Uhhh...
Blademaster?
Who wants to bet he goes Diana?
I mean I don't even think I'm playing Diana this game.
I'm not sure what this means.
A Briar and a Tyon.
The problem with cluttered mind is that I won't be able to, uh, I won't be able to roll
the barbs.
And yeah, whatever.
Fuck it.
What'd I get?
That come two.
Is that good?
Not good
What
Hello, can I play some weak players, please?
My board is complete trash.
What happened last year on my third?
I lost a Baron or I would have lost an MF3C.
What?
What bro US calm the fuck down what?
Okay, okay, my board is so bad. What the fuck is this?
It was my food almost here man.
Oh, it'll be here in like, two minutes.
I'll let my hands through the zombie.
Change force, equilibrium.
What even is the Warpath cash-out, is it good?
I think it's like three legendary units and two full items or something?
Is that right?
Is that right?
Can I find some more full open players?
Oh, I choose our four gods.
I'm excited my McDonald's is almost here.
What the fuck?
No one wants the bowl?
How?
There's a rod last pick?
Wait wait wait wait wait.
Nooooo.
Oh, okay okay. I mean I have to make that's pretty good.
Chad, did you know Setsuko could run a 5 minute mile? Yeah, you know he used to run track in high school and he could run a 5 minute mile.
How?
I don't get it.
No, it's not that.
I mean, let me go.
That's actually insane.
Can I find some shitters, please?
Why do these guys look so strong?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay.
You faced the wrong king.
Hello?
I mean, it's all good. I'm just gonna dodge the strong players.
Fuck this. I think my- my god, I'm out.
Did I fight someone strong?
Yes?
Oh my, what the fuck is this?
Bro.
Hello?
I mean my front line is a fucking echo also.
The guy was uh, was sitting there like walking up the driveway and then I uh, I had to
dip.
Bro, like what the fuck is this?
Okay, at least my items are good, honestly.
I'm not gonna make you come who cares
That way I can play Mundo over this
Blue items to Mundo
And I find
A what's it called?
A bruiser I can play bruiser over a Viego
I lost 3, what, how?
How?
What the fuck is this?
Is that an explode?
Bro, should I just take this with a cash out low key?
Nope.
Is there a bruiser?
Okay, so how the fuck am I catching out this game?
I am level 6-
Oh
When do you think he all in by the way
all right well I don't beat anyone actually I might beat this guy you
shall expeditionists i'm gonna be low and then i i don't get noxus i mean i'm down to uh
okay i mean that's pretty good you suck
I am 46 damage away.
How?
You fucker man.
Hello? How the fuck did I deal 36 damage? 46, 46 damage.
Hello? The only reason I beat someone?
What? No, here's the center! No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, let me fight the open, let me fight the open, let me fight the open.
Oh, whoa, whoa, okay, okay, okay, I just rotate this guy again.
Okay.
Let's say I'm at like 40, like high 40 now.
The thing is I have to win two rounds on stage three, or four, and I don't even know
that's possible. I do 12 damage to him so about 46. Fiddlestick over someone. I mean
surely Fiddlestick is better than something here it's actually not though.
Noxus, Defender, Zon... Holy shit it's not. I don't get it.
Nice, T-Hex. I don't beat that guy either. I don't beat that guy. That guy has an
a 0-100 HP. No, no, no, just FF, just FF. Also, do I even play FF? I think I
hold this, for 6 gold I think I'm 8.
But I guess I can just get rid of...
What the fuck is this?
I have to win 3 rounds on C4, like, no man...
This game is fucking over.
I don't know what I'm talking about, but it's a good one.
only good time
not draven
draven
south warm
Alright, well, I mean my out is to just hit.
Like the thing is my only out is the hit and the twice I'm out, I think after this guy
dies I'm out.
He beat someone with...
I mean, I didn't roll any gold, but like I need something or I'm dead as fuck, man.
Need to cash out soon, no?
I mean I have Blademaster, Methal, you know how to run low key?
I'm not too sure.
Hello?
I'm not pity farming man.
I am just disappointed in myself.
This spot is fucking pathetic.
This spot is just straight up pathetic.
every moment that passes. I'm shorter from the place I once called home.
Better to move forward than dwell in the past.
Wait?
I'm fine. That is what you're meant to be.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
How's this guy's spot?
I believe he's carrying a fucking milio.
Wait, if he wins this round, he can unlock Brock.
I lost for sure.
Wait?
You sir or ass?
He beat me without Brock.
You sir or ass?
Bro no, I'm out of this game.
Bro can I get out of this game or no?
is just look at my spot just look no no something is not right man
Okay, no no no no no no.
No no no.
You motherfucker.
Bro, how can you eat McDonald's without sauce?
You can eat McNuggets without their sauce? Are you? No no no no.
I made the same complaint three months ago.
McNuggets arrive with no sauce in edible that's no cap and add a photo real
quick I'm gonna one myself to take a photo of the nuggets with no with no
sauce okay I will do that and how much money they get back
$1.88 in $1.88.
I think if the nuggets arrive without the sauce, I'm pretty sure it should be a mandatory full refund, by the way.
I don't know what I'm wrong. I'll accept the dollar-eighty-eight, I guess.
It's not K3K, no.
Oh my god, it's the sauces, like the sauce makes the nuggets man.
Hmm?
Hmm. Okay. Well, geez, then
So I don't think so
I'll go check
I mean I didn't get tumble and I just need to go straight to nine that is when the game
ah like bug a harder seal.
It's been a hard bargain.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I mean I just need to go straight to nine.
And I just play towards rise this game.
If there's no chain in this one I'm out.
All right, I'm gonna go look for some sauce.
You are not an emotion.
You can take my soul.
Take your shot up.
hello hello okay okay i got
Hot sauce, I found some cocktail sauce, and I found some ketchup.
It's if the best sauce is Honey Mustard, which I don't have.
Honestly, cocktail sauce with...
...which I don't know, it's kind of box.
I'm on a three-street.
Hello?
I'm on a three-street with Hard Bargain.
three
the
What the f**k?
I remember you, father.
They thought you could sense him, eh?
There's him, you know, Mark.
I'm straight up going the fastest 10
And I just play Sharima, Sharima Piltover Rise.
Three Ionia Sharima Piltover Rise.
half uh half shoujin shoujin adaptive jg half chain item and then spat is half who cares
Oh, yeah.
Jay?
No deer.
Hello.
No deer, hello.
Uh, but I'm pretty sure I still want to unlock...
I need to play Kennen, plus whatever the dude is.
So I can unlock, I need to unlock Kennen,
and I need to unlock that other idiot.
Kabukko.
This bit thing is a scam only lasts in the chat for one second.
Whoa, no, it's not a scam.
I don't even know what I'm talking about, but no.
What is this?
An actual defender?
What is this?
Archangel?
Who the hell?
No, no, no. After this game...
After this game ends, I need to go on LHS
and just check who this guy is.
He made a fucking Archangel.
Who the- what the fuck?
If this guy's the goat, I'm gonna start making Archangel, I'm not even getting it.
Uh, what the fuck is going on over here?
Archangel?
The fuck?
But who is it?
Did we have to go?
wait what the fuck? I got tiered?
I
Thought what
I am so fucking rich I don't get it
I
What's up
4 Bruiser Frontline
I'm sure that play
Belchain
BoBF, half voice up, half voice up, 5x1, 4x3, half voice up.
Hello? Holy shit, Zarya's a fuckin' beast!
Coronation for another font, I already have one font here, so it's basically a free item.
Okay, it's even good
All right, that's pretty good I got a full item
A deer okay
Okay, now you're shurima in okay
J?
Okay, so where's the rise?
Bye bye, hate watchers!
Bye bye, hate watchers!
What the fuck am I even fighting right now?
What?
all right well bye bye 8 watchers I mean this game is fucking over holy shit level 8 50 my
board is not even bad all right well that's chicken nuggets in
You know, my mom's at the start.
That's the only reason I stopped you yet.
I see right through you.
You
Okay, he watches Sylvia.
This game is legit not throwable
I mean by level I get one turn of rides with Sheremon and honestly make all your money back,
fuck it.
This is enough, right?
Yeah, it's on Yordle or Zonite.
What's a Zonite?
Why the fuck am I- Wait, why is it unlocking- Oh, oh, look at this.
Oh, my great man.
I'm unlocking dumb ass digs.
I'm
if I drop drop for one two. Yeah, that does not look better. But I think that I want
I can't play Rise. Pro Shed has dropped 5 Ionia.
What's a Ionia I can drop other than this one? Shen?
But it's too expensive. I cannot.
I'm not dropping 4 Bruiser for now.
I can't.
I can't.
Aw, great. Now I'm playing T-Hex.
I can't even farm him again.
How come the stream is not streaming?
Oh wait, are you sure that's not a union?
Okay, maybe I go fast.
What is this
The warden in who cares I'm at a place zillion
I mean the thing is I don't want to drop these yet because of my frontline. I don't really want to roll
No, it kind of is the funder it's pretty good
I don't really want to roll anymore
Yeah cloak bo chain belt via J
And usually I'd be bitching about automatic components, but like the thing is the rise
can form components, so it's gonna be automatic components soon, even though I'm even
amount of components right now it's basically like a fake auto amount of
components oh good so it's you are complete trash I'm sorry
Just want to let you know, you are fucking ass.
I think I'm gonna have to roll.
I don't know how hard it is to hit it.
Okay, nice.
And now I just died in two turns.
Mmm, the body is what? Defender Piltova?
I don't have to play Targon.
I end his level with Fiddlesticks and then I... do I even want to play Taric?
It's pretty good though.
Rise too!
Hello?
See?
Automata components man!
What the fuck is this?
How come the time I play Shariva fucking Rise
it just gives you real fucking components?
I don't get it.
Or I like it gives you even amount of components and then and then the next game when it's when I'm not playing this shit
Oh, yeah, here you go you auto amount of components when I have like an item on or something and then I just I just get scammed out of a full item
What the fucking scammers?
kind of down there a little for three item rise oh wait what's this oh i got three item
right through in my sec. Oh wait. Alright, well I can't uh, I mean I just, I just mistake
something, who cares. Hopefully it's not the trash. Honestly, that one is bad luck because
now the next one makes you odd
i mean yes
i'm aware man
what the fucking scammers
i mean i'm cool if it's probably equal i mean it's equal here
that's what you find
i thought it was the one closer to you
TX2? What the fuck is this?
I don't know. Half way to that path, whatever.
What?
What?
I don't get it.
I mean it's fine like I when I when I hit what's it called to I would for sure right
We're actually insane
I think I'd rather actually have items on a zero over this I have three removers to fix it
how you intend to greet him but it's a no.
Yeah, that's right because that doesn't make sure it does not happen to men.
Master Tooth with J.G.
Zorat.
I
Just wait to wrap over the week three of them so we get a rat I guess
You have to lose five in a row
Nationalist GG always the other hog
That's just JG, Rabidon, Shogun plus 1 plus 1, but also Hot JG wants to be there as well.
Oh, yeah, I can also just take texture off. You're right
You're right
Front line is more than fine
Shogen adaptive. I mean, he's usually chosen to task me together
Okay
G
Oh that, that's a loud- No, no, no, I saw my spot, no, it was just over man, bro.
4-2-50 gold with like a decent board.
What the fuck?
Then I- Ah, whatever, you guys know it was a high roll like whatever man.
Okay, chicken nuggets, geez.
Oh, check the ar- ar- Angel, yeah, wait, who was that?
Let me just go check that little chest.
Like, if this guy's an actual fucking demon,
I'm gonna- I'm gonna look stupid, but I- I don't know how you're allowed to make an ar- Angel there.
Hello, can you make an argument here?
He didn't know like he didn't even have the fucking Archangel augment
Like how are you gonna play AP and kill a pure rod for a fucking worthless like wait what?
Same LP as you bro, that's fake man
He had slamming okay
Why don't you put one tier somewhere and put the rods somewhere else?
You should make an augment.
gives two components in the same effect, but you're not allowed to have more than one like
component on bench. So like if you have like like you have to make like on bench or board,
that would lead to swap.
What?
Glad you are a part of the game development mess will shut your dumbass up man.
Happy holidays, pizza shit.
Zero dot zero.
How far is the next one?
How far I check one?
Probably like 900 LP away?
Like plus 900
Why does he only need to chat with the dark shit?
Is he trying to hide like he's out here or something?
holy holy man stop f**king piking
wait what happened with face clan i don't i don't really follow any of that stuff what happened
it's only going to be a to dr
oh it boomed wait why
Like is the org boomed or just like their streamers
Like like is there still face plan for for CS
Oh
I'm a fan of their of their fucking
so this twist ZV guy twist V twists
that's the fucking goat
you know as Ashley the goat not fucking
I will it's flamesy flamesy nah that's the go fuck messy man I don't know him but also I
I was in a fan of apex
But then I was told when I visited vitality that uh when apex visited like the headquarters in Paris
He's like he's like super like
Like he's just super kind and he was like thanking the vitality workers for like what they do and
Like and it was saying that he was like really really thankful for being part of the work for so long and
What the fuck he does that?
That's the fucking goat! I'm not doing that!
Well, I mean, I say thank you, but I'm not gonna go out of my way, and it's like, it's
like one of those things where it's like, it's like, if you do it, it sounds like you
have an ego, so I don't do it. But also, I'm not fucking Apex, man. These guys
don't know who the fuck I am, but that's not the thing. It's like, it feels like,
It's like, it's like 50% ego thing and 50% like effort, so it's like, if it's like, if I'm gonna put 50% of effort for 50% chance for people to think like who the fuck is this, this clown, then I'm not gonna do it, but at the end of the day like it is a good, it is a nice gesture.
And so I mean, yeah.
Yeah.
Nevermind, nevermind.
Jeez, fuck, you're a drunk freak, gay.
What?
It's the worst equilibrium.
I just looked. I just looked at my units that I have. Not good. Oh wait, it's not good. It's not looking good.
It really doesn't think much of you can kind of be over over, but I get what you mean doing that.
No, it's- Yeah.
No scout, no pivot, ashtraynd.
Except the problem with that is I have to play a fucking dumbass adibi on my board.
And the problem with savings account is, alright let's do the math, ready?
Alright.
Two plus three plus four plus five plus five plus five or plus six plus seven plus seven
plus seven plus seven.
If I get the max amount of econ, I can cash it out on 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, in 10 rounds for now.
And that's if I go 20 to 20, to 30, to 40, to 50, to 60, to 70, to 70.
So I do believe I'm 8.
Like, okay, no, okay. Can this augment? I'm pretty sure it should be like,
I'm down to give it like after you earn 40 interest you get 25 gold or something he's
fucking right
Oh yeah and I know it works on neutrals but like I'm gonna be rolling for barge here before
you like question mark at the same time though like the bar is not even that much value
I mean, no, it kind of is a lot of value because you can hit the owner as well.
I'm pretty sure you delay about one turn because you missed 20, then 30, 40, you missed one
turn.
So you only missed one turn, but then you missed your first 70.
So maybe it's not Bardo.
Maybe it's not because then I can just go, you think I just don't go Bardo?
I mean, I can farm it one turn earlier.
I'm pretty sure this is a mandatory bardo.
Not pretty sure I'm certain it's a mandatory bardo, but the amount of gold that you lose
gold and I gain a million. What?
Well I guess I lose to the initial investment and then I lose one turn, but who the fuck
cares man. By the time I go 4-1, I'm gonna want these rolls. Alright, keep
believe on me. Also I didn't hit Fiona or Milio there, so this isn't actually
It's like an interval.
It's like an interval, yeah.
But who cares?
It doesn't matter.
Wait?
That was not good, it could have been Bo Milio.
And it's also not good,
because now that it's on my side,
the Bo, like someone else gets a Bo
and it's on one cost.
And that is gonna be a pretty mobile read.
On, like, Bard, if you win,
you gain like a certain amount of gold.
If you lose, you gain one roll on this stage,
two on stage three, three on stage four.
So it's like I lose this round and I get to roll or one roll so it's already too
long and then it agrees my saving account by one round which is like
I think I think you would be able to catch out this game on three seven instead of four one
but it like it works on neutral so it's like who cares I mean he's on the right man
like here if I didn't roll for barb I could be at I'd be at 41 gold but instead of 40 gold
Or basically instead of making 40 I make it 30 instead of making 50 I make it 40
So I I grief the intervals until it gets to 70 but who the fuck cares man?
Because after I cash out I will be rolling at the fuck down
And I think I want some free rolls
You still need a board for neutral vacations, anything to emulate 98? Did you make a new
account? I swear the numbers were not 98. What was your other account's numbers? Like,
Like I'm not stupid. I know you I know you just made a new account
But I mean I'm not gonna ban you just like what were your other customers?
Five five zero I knew it something was not right man slash user annulets five five zero who banned you
You're not even there you just you're just on your own same profile picture
Hold on what word is in the guy go
Bro this shit is not real man. This is not real
Oh
Just hope I
Man I might lose the interval because I'm not I'm not I might not be dead I
I might be dead on stage 3 again or stage 4 again, no way. Wait, what?
Bro, why the fuck did I take stings with Cal, man? Every time I take this I'm one HP.
Why the fuck am I playing these trash can-ass units?
Yeah, fuck it, let's just make 60.
Alright, 6 plus 23, 30, 30, wait 23?
If I make 6, 23, then 30.
Okay, so I can I can stop making 70 for one turn
Which is probably gonna be next turn
Hello
I'm kind of low unless okay. Honestly, I should probably just not make the econ and try to save a life before I make I
Just looked at my items. Hey, I can't even play Diana wait what?
I mean, I don't have to make IE.
Which is the good news.
But...
What's wrong with IE?
Nothing.
Oh, my God.
It's just another rave.
I don't want to make less...
IE, if I go Titans...
Titans...
Oh, how much it has to be discarded right there?
I think if I play Unara from this spot, I do believe I make this.
Titan's Guardbreaker, BD, and I just don't go and I play off Glob and I just don't play...
Or I could play you Nara and go like Guardbreaker plus something plus...
I mean, I can catch up at one turn earlier, but this isn't even doing anything, right?
Because what the fuck do I do with the extra gold?
I make like a one econ era gold?
Who the fuck cares man?
What am I playing?
Sure.
Alright let me just make the guard breaker first and then I'll figure it out.
Maybe I can start killing some units or something.
But I think I will actually go cloak here.
Seraphine with cloak?
Oh?
Okay, honestly, it's fine. Titan's hot hard. I mean, honestly, wait, isn't that actually better?
True.
I'm not doing it again. It's Titan healing plus one and then this game is guard because I have a
jewel bonus. It's good enough. All right.
Nine free rolls.
I have no more free rolls what the fuck what the fuck
all right let me make uh make dirty at least so I can catch it down on neutrals
I mean, is this a good loss?
Holy shit, okay, I actually killed some.
Okay, if I take a good loss again, I'm still 2 lives, it's fine.
Okay, I'm back.
Make 40 this turn, make 16 next turn.
And I attach out and I just 4-1 all in.
Actually, let's just make 50 this one.
Actually, is this almost how to reach enough too?
All right.
No, I'm still alive. It doesn't matter. It actually doesn't matter. I'm 2,000 stage 4 guaranteed.
I think I'm one like on stage 3 really regardless.
See? It's fine.
Don't worry everybody.
I'm gonna go 10 dodge and then I'll go guard break if I don't get gunned too by the way
it's fine.
Alright and now I just level in all in and hopefully I hit some good stuff or I do believe
I'm fucked.
everyone wait everyone just wait
jewel lotus I'm not even poor they said they use all my free rolls for the
shit oh yeah I'm gonna just fuck actually wait I have ginsu if I wanted
I know last wasp up appear gloves and children guard
I think we'll have to in soon as we're shooting right here I shouldn't even make garen after
After I hit, uh, swing two, I should have been up again, should have fucking used this.
I thought I just realized, I don't have a single front line item.
Ah, this is what I call part of loss.
I'm chillin'.
Oh GG GG
Why did it hit Diana to for it to be a GG okay Diana to disrupt her
Okay, I'm a bore on my board. I mean, I need some money. I mean, I was born with any
25 costs. Low key, I'm back. I'm not even kidding. I think I actually want out.
No, no!
No, no, no, no, no, yes!
Okay, okay, okay, I'm back.
One goal.
I, okay, I mean I can play Arcanist.
Fucking PogChamp, man. Arcanist?
Yay.
I can move a guard right here and go get to over here. My board is actually insane, but
I didn't move this here because it might get killed by something
This soap will send you a I hope not because he has not rolled a single time yet. In fact, he's a ball on
So I really hope I
Don't lose here or I think I'm gonna get reported
wait wait oh wait but what about what about ginsu bro no one needs those dumbass ginsu
man fuck you all right bet okay I went two rounds the game's over I'm not even
kidding these items are not even bad it's fine like you would load us with
guard breaker hodge who cares except I have a how much physical damage do I do
because my prismatic gave me it's not the it's not the trash it's not the trash
that's like that just gives you the egg it's the it's the prismatic that that
gives you two full items you know I mean and if I if I die because it's a
territory if okay I'm dead I mean whatever go next game but if I can
not roll in when these two rounds oh it's a first but I have to roll to win
these two rounds it's not even a guarantee first
He's right
Why not so it's not very well I already have some fire man. I'm gonna I'm gonna have to go down to my board eventually just wait
I win this one round it's over. If there's zero Taric's gun I will roll for Taric.
That guy has a Taric. This guy has Taric. That will not be rolling on Garifogged. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm Garifogged. Bad beat.
That's what I like to call bad beat.
This guy's growth mindset, 10 gold. This guy must be strong. Or no. Wait! Oh god. I mean,
I'm killing the red buff immediately. But this Renekton unit, like stat checks, no,
there's no way. No, there's no way. Okay, okay, okay, there's no way. It's a whole
Chosin Las Lispas?
G?
And then now I just have to win 3-1 or 4-1 and the game's over.
5-1.
Alright mate, hopefully I can make 16th turn.
And then a level for Renekton Dose Energy, but that's fine.
I have a fucking Auri on my board.
What?
I like thinking about it though.
Don't you actually always want to play like swing, like plus some sparkiness?
18 AP whole board isn't it Ashley said?
Yeah, Niko Vi you can do that as well, but I'd rather place Wayne.
You just, you just bramble to side that stronger.
C?
G?
Oh wait, the friend was kinda strong though, holy fuck.
Wait, set two?
Oh god.
I mean, I'm killing the set immediately, that has to be some good news for me.
Also, the set hasn't even gone to done it's stupid ass.
G?
Oh, I believe the game is over. Oh, the game is over.
Oh, this is the worst cash out.
Hello?
Are you ready?
Hello?
What?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Are you ready?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
That's my cash out?
Oh
I mean the font doesn't even do anything
Volabare
What is Andy?
I mean the problem there was my my right side was too weak so my damage is getting higher
for free.
That's okay.
Uh, I don't really want GG but I don't really want a 0 bearer.
I can also like end the game with with Annie main Terry it's not even bad I guess
I mean I think I just have to have the same side as...
But then if I do that
Okay, if I do that I
Think my board is gonna die in two seconds it'll six to
Rise to who's living this unit has to get
What?
How?
How
No, that's what I'm saying the font doesn't do anything
anything like a wait let me go show you like let me show you guys egg cash out
I'm pretty sure that that egg cash out it is like a fucking digas game no gap
how do I check tables
I don't think this is accurate anymore
this is not even ice cream cone
I mean fun and 88 gold is I mean I can two-star literally everything
and
I mean two-star Senna and what was that playing on my board instead? I don't know something bad
Or I'd rather two-star like Shyvana two-star Senna two-star. I actually I'd be level 10
See what is this? I mean radiant item fun
What is this artifact was green full item like a look at this one compared to this one to this one?
Just compare the shit compare this to this. That's what I thought a zone us. I mean, I'm in
This is golden Nico try force. I mean this one's not even that good. I still want one fun at least
Two radiant items font and gold radiant TG TG
Fun, I mean this is an instant wind. I don't know what the fuck this is
Is this how do you get for radiant items? I mean that is a giga instant when two golden Niko's for radiant items
30 gold in a font like how are you treating that for one font in a TV?
like wait what oh
Oh, it's five costs this shit is ass
Do not uh, do not get this cash out where I do believe your age
What is this this one is also a
We what?
No, they're not.
No, they're really good.
I'm not sure if they're fucking insane, but they're not like, they're not so insane that you just instantly went out.
Have you played this Bruiser Augment for Tempo?
Soji, it's kinda good.
Bro said Tempo?
Nah. I think I'd rather just start the game with 13HP for some adrenaline.
Rufus Temple.
I
Also, I'm not make sure
Let me go check it
Champions up in one game one. Oh my you fucking piece of shit man. I don't get it
the
there's no worse feeling than when you don't bet on a game and then your bet were one anyone game one
Well, I'm trying to play some Shadow Wilders.
YouTube vid. Nice. Thanks for sharing.
Epoch. Epoch.
I go where I have not seen this drawing, it is a store, it is an art.
Jay?
Wait, I don't understand. Is it Epoch? Wait, compare Epoch to Raining Gold. Tell me right
now that's not a balancing issue. What the fuck is going on over here?
Juliota and he's sold. LoL! Bro, I have a Sunfire and a PS4, man!
Wait, I don't understand how this all-in-the-scene allows me to be in the game. You basically are paying two more for a bar.
I don't get it.
First time playing the game, X-Date!
5 Kaleins, hold on 4, had 4 for free, making 10, I wonder who's winning this game, what the fuck is this shit?
You had 5 V-E-A-E-C-Os this round.
I better win this round.
I guess if I don't win I can just pre-level and hold the virtual gas.
Let me fight this guy, c'mon.
Let me fight him, he's a real gas guy.
The tears are on a one-cost wait no one wants a bow but I can't even go bow
How is there a bow as last bake?
Wait what?
Do I even want to make Cho'Gath do?
Fuck no I don't.
I mean I lose that's more stacks and it's a bar of loss he's right
now I think you genuinely have to be like I don't even think gold is is a low
enough rank to make this show bad
I'm pretty sure I'm losing that one though.
I'm losing that one though.
Probably my board is fucking sucks.
I knew you couldn't be a goodness in life when...
I believe...
the game is over.
This is like the best closest lodge.
Oh, shit, wait.
Can you kill more, please?
Yeah, fuck it one more. Wait. Oh
This is actually the best collection spot
What if a briar board I mean it's too sorry that's pretty good
I'm going to play an A-Ram, ah, 7 days.
me
I don't care about what I lose
I'm good
I'm sure it's me who doing
I'm gonna go level
If I lose
I don't make 40
but I get 2 rolls
so who the fuck cares
use motherfucking right
what actually does so much damage
I'm level 6 making 40, these fights are pretty close, so I'm actually getting some sacks.
And I'll take down Alex Dash to the next target.
How much is that?
Is that a lot?
25 AS?
Uh, if I go Guard Breaker, is Gumblade acceptable on this unit?
On-on-on Callista?
You're telling me I can't make an item? Are we stupid?
Ah, whatever. A loss is a barred loss, man. Who cares?
Because I can't even say the BS word. I'm pretty sure it's DB.
Or is it GS? I don't fucking know.
I need my massacres also, but fuck man.
Uh, Kulista 3 item, I'm darned.
I'm gonna show you a guard for sure.
A guard breaker?
What's it called? Strike breaker? No.
What the fuck is this item called?
Strikers Flail. What the fuck?
I
There is Gumbly like I yeah, I don't know if I was doing normally though
I
Mean the government's stats are good
It's probably because I completed early game on vehicles pretty good, so you get to stay
somewhere in the tree, but it doesn't account for where I am barred.
Who cares?
I lose everything before you come for me.
Celsius linked with ball shrinkage.
Oh, I think I'll talk to them.
Is there Celsius even on my table?
What?
Yeah, I'm just going to push it through.
I would just just check it just go to a little check or not a little just type this up to
know you don't have this tool and just search up my profile man just quit your fucking
bitch like I'm not actually bad calm the fuck down us just wait okay so what the
What the fuck you need to be
Not trying to use to remove though, I mean, I guess I'm gonna drop this and not really
Shojin, okay, I also don't have a vancler sure and I'm pretty sure this comp
or quister without venguisher? very soft why are you playing shadow isles? are you bored?
shadow isles are actually good! no they're actually- you know like can you guys tell them
my scores with shadow isles are actually good? it's actually good! my spot is insane!
I have epoch, bar on my board.
I would say I'm going like second or third this game.
But my current spot I would I would say I'm going second or third
That's all 30 gold this guy is so fucking poor I was playing
Oh my gosh, I didn't kill a single unit.
I mean it's fine.
And so it's called forward loss.
I
Honestly, I'm gonna
Logie I kind of
I'm on board.
That's dark. I'm going to use round. I'll be your sword. I'll be your team's mark.
Bts are playing on belt. You can try to play around something.
I'm sorry to him, but uh...
Kneel before me!
Follow me, Benz!
I know where ever souls are a-
Middle stick!
You've already do!
I have E3 rolls.
I don't have 11 for your roles, that's pretty good.
This Calista champion, I fought you Nara too with dumbass idiot one.
I
Hello
Hello
Hello
Two rolls I'm not gonna give a bar yet I can't
Until I hit Callista 2.
Okay, it's fine.
Okay, I have two more rolls!
One shot plus two!
Bro, I'm not playing no dumbass Viego anymore.
Also, am I even playing these two?
No, I've already found a ward bug that shit.
Okay?
Okay!
Let me see if there's anything good.
And these are some- no this is actually good, but like not really.
Okay it's fine.
Also let me uh...
I am running low on removers over here.
I mean I'll definitely drop the moment I hit what's it called I definitely want to play these so I cut off all this
That's a locked mouth I didn't know but yes, but like
All right, what is actually
He has ascension I
Was about to kill for
Feel my light.
I'm not even kidding, I'm actually about to win out.
I don't know why this is over here, but I'm actually about to win out.
Okay, nice.
I'm going to put this thing in the same.
I unlock the rush and I just go nine and it's over.
Look, I stack one more.
Getting an ornament of the era drop this plus that this plus seraphine no my
My border is about to be fucking insane.
Just fucking wait.
One moment.
Just wait one moment.
GG. GG. GG.
And fuck you, you're out of here. GG's. Yorick. And ornitem okay. What's this?
of the fucking dusk? I think I'll allow that one. And? And fuck you!
I also am kind of down to drop Glen, but I would probably rather drop Yorick, because
no one wants to play Steve, that's forwarded. I don't even know, I think though, let's
I am broke.
I am broke.
Those souls are not yours.
That was a dumb kill.
Do I have a ship?
What's that with the same sparks also?
Did I go spark?
Did I go void?
Oh my.
G.
My, my items are f**king insane.
Just wait, buddy.
Anyone?
I got my entire Calista cast scammed by... scammed by... by King's.
I need 11 free rolls.
What does the Vanquisher look like?
Okay, so how do I hold Thresh?
Whatever, no death, man, don't care.
Once I hit Thresh too, I'm pretty sure I actually have enough damage.
Also, what is, uh...
What is this guy's worthless ass board? What is this shit?
He has a Shen on his board. A Shen Wukong?
So what the fuck am I even looking at? I need to report this guy.
What the four void four bruiser? Oh my god.
I'll fight if you make me, but we can sing instead.
I honestly have two lives, fuck it.
I, no, like I don't know W match it, and one roll, and Gs.
I'm just saying, if I hit Thresh 2, the game is over.
I have a gigatank over here, a gigatank over here.
My board is actually good.
But I need Thresh 2, or I have no damage.
My thrush is dead.
Wait.
G!
It's the actual feet away, fuck you, man.
and 50 gold of Vezvan, I don't want that one and what okay no there's no way it's
That's one role. There's no way I'm supposed to take a one-goal here, but I'm supposed to take three-cost gargoyles. That's one role.
You
I have no damage am I dead from my team I have no damage
It's not a one-cost piece of shit.
I need a message to man
Or I'm fucking dead
The monstrosity of renecdent is that good
Okay, and now I have some turns
all right just wait just wait just fucking wait man
I just need and best of two how many servings are gone for all about I just
self-serving for one whole bucket are there zero servings gone just watch
Just go GS the fucker, maybe she'll be moving on to the little stick.
Am I dead?
What is my fresh doing?
Why did my Thresh walk all the way to the right?
Did he get setted or something?
you
I'm going to see how EDG is doing, hopefully EDG is getting dumpstered.
Oh wait, they're losing?
I actually think EDG are the truth.
Oh, nice. I think we lost. Nice.
Why play Shadowwile? It's fun.
What did you do for Christmas, Odieu?
Nothing.
Oh, press the mainstream. Time to go watch a good TFT streamer that isn't hard-sucked
500 LP. I'm 631 LP already. I'm glad Riot killed the LP over there. I would love to
watch. Wait, are you allowed, am I allowed to watch LPL English on Twitch? Like, watch party them?
Or no? How do you check?
Anyone can. Alright, I'll be watching this then.
In a lot of these teamfights, especially now that some of the squishy, these casters,
I was watching him yesterday, these casters.
Sometimes they don't even know what they're talking about, I swear.
It was like some bullshit happened, it was like the most obvious, like, favorite one side,
and they're just saying, like, favorite the other side because it's some bullshit.
I'm just sitting there like, bro, why don't we talk about it?
And then one guy, there's this one caster that just goes...
Low-key, he's a fucking caster, and he just goes...
Low-key?
Rek'Sai is the king of rage bait or some shit bro what?
How are you allowed to say that as a gaster
Hey mobility that some of these members have is just combine that with a cloud and like you said
They're gonna be
I mean I'm rooting for for GDG because I would have put money on EG, but I couldn't end up
So now he watching EDG. Let's go JDG GG's
Lot harder than potentially it was in game one. I turned towards leave though
He's been able to keep up in terms of farm in this game
We have not seen that while moment from him just yet in this series
But this could be an opportunity for a whole huge fucking ass
trying to turn around one of this this game
But it looks like a rookie that's gonna be what is pull the trigger first
It's he immediately goes in with the flash
But you will go down to the likes of gala and xiao how will be next it's a double kill for gala
And they're looking for the whole rest of the pie
There's a double off of the equalizer on its own
Let me go let me go find this uh
Let me go find the shit
Where do you even find the previous videos?
Holy fuck ten months ago wait what?
What
They don't have their...
No VODs!
VODs are on YouTube?
But who played yesterday? I forgot.
it was a IG versus test just fucking cat's around
full game one well I don't want to watch the highlights
I
Gee
This is the highlights
The Masia Cup
Highlights game one. No highlights game. No. No
I need to find it. I'm early and we just haven't seen that. I mean go on inquire. Yeah, I don't know the best guy is before this game stops. This is an IP. What the fuck is this? Oh wait, if I go to the YouTube channel, it might happen actually. Wait, what?
I'd link it but it would only be a star star star LPL English
the Masia cup IG versus uh wait who uh test the Masia cup 2025 mom they only
I know it's somewhere here. It's actually for I need to find it from this caster. It's on something
I'll find it after the game who gears
The king of rage bait
Okay started now I'm gonna after start trying yeah
J
J
What
What?
This guy is strong as fuck man.
I gave it to you, and it might have survived.
And now I do believe I made it.
I had to do Niko Survive's combat, but the other options were straight ass.
What the fuck are these?
Hello?
please please please please
I need to see another quest man
oh yeah I'm chillin I'm chillin
Should I re-roll Milio with this game?
I'm a slush.
bow tear bf
Isn't this game over?
president is 2x your LP care to comment bro just get me the same room and we
both take off our pants and just so we can compare something else in the last
buddy us calm the fuck down
8 gold, this leading to the game. What is this shit? And 4. What are you at? Complete
Let's see the item before this.
Okay.
G.
Alright, this is it.
Tier BFO glove.
What's the name again?
How much am I at? 140?
Is that good? 140?
Go, go, go, go, go, go on!
Yo, I have a question!
Okay, well I don't want to answer, so don't ask.
Oh
Or
And
All right, well, please don't greet me on the next quest, please.
No grief.
How are you challenging your Elo Pro?
Like if you're asking how I'm challenging and you don't recognize the raw amount of
fucking skill required to fucking play like the level of play in my play I believe
lose four player combats have ten of units why would I ever take this one when
I could take this one if I fucking like is this a real is this you can just what
What?
Reach me?
Is this reach me?
Like wait, what?
Well you can just do what you want to do.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, you can just do this on a deal
Okay
You lose three comments
Three comments to get one universe
It gives less points, okay? Wait, what?
This guy has a Unara already. With Warpash.
Oh, the quest is just to have 10 of my units die in player combat.
So why don't I just take this one instead of the other one, and instead of 4 combats,
I lose 4 combats for 150.
I can just lose 2 combats for 100 something.
What?
i thought i wanna see if i can play towards brock or not that's why i'm not signing
if i can play towards brock i'm just gonna make the only brock items
except i'm
i mean yeah then i just want to make ginsu because i can go like ie i mean i can go ie gumblaid
like half gumblaid half hodge nope that kinda wants to rack
Oh, it's going to be level 5.
That's good for me.
It's brought the same that he really wants IE.
Honestly, that's not even true. IE is good on him though.
He really wants us to rack.
I mean, I still don't know if I can play towards uh, Brock or not.
Alright, let me see one more question.
Too low!
I am chilling, don't worry.
This guy has Warpath and he'll be cashing out momentarily.
If I send every single one of my items, I'll be able to kill one unit.
Who the fuck heirs?
I might just commit to playing towards Brock.
There's the center already, one, two, three, four, six.
We roll the shop 18 times
By 68 EXP, I mean I will finish this quest momentarily
I'm gonna try to roll on level 7
Honestly, I'll probably just finish it next turn
And then maybe I get to roll shops
I'm not going to be dead on 4-1 right?
Oh God.
I will be dead on 4-1.
I mean, I basically combated the plane towards Brock, right?
Oh, you already need to kill some units?
I
Don't think I'm killing a single unit here
I told you that's fine. That's two guys on the stage for sure.
I mean, I just need money. I'm back. I'm actually full back
Am I only buying Unara?
I mean I have to unlock what's it called.
I don't have a
G I believe the game
Is over refill fill back
and I'm still two lives on this stage by the way
I'm two lives on this stage like guaranteed I'm two lives on this stage
It's not even possible not to lie to you.
Bro, fuck this unit.
13 rolls.
Peri 2.
I don't know what to roll anymore.
My board is disgusting.
Do I care about this?
I mean, Brom too is actually pretty tanky, right?
Except that I guess I don't have Econ.
Or like a combat augment.
What even is the Ionia?
Oh I cannot lock Brock, it's too hard.
I mean I guess I can if I play...
I would have to be Scarner, Niko and Milio.
But I think I will be dead.
And it's because I can't even play Milio.
I kind of want more damage. What is this, Defender?
Well, fuck if I don't man. If I don't play pillow six, I don't think I have any damage.
Also, I'm kind of out of the pit items. How many, how many warding am I in three?
I'd rather just still put items on this. Also, should I make sure there's no Diana
I'm gonna play on my lobby or my pool.
Cause if there's no Diana player, I think the game's over.
Oh yeah, the game's over.
G.
G.
Mmm, try to get an anti-arma.
Yeah, that's not an anti-arma.
Ionia, Hildoba, Targon.
Uh, cannon is 6 out of 8.
I play cannon here.
Here.
Boom. Half Kraken tier. I mean surely I finished it. I just make items here. Oh actually no I got it, I got it. Wait how do I unlock?
If I unlock Kennen, can I unlock Rise the next turn? I need to unlock Kennen then Rise. How do I do that? I can't.
Like I need to unlock cannon like right now
No, but then I have no like I want to unlock rise as well
I think I actually have a couple of them, and I was just getting them dead.
Can't even jar in first one.
I just pray I can win 4-1 at out-rise.
Hello?
EMP.
Okay, you know how I can unlock it? No, cuz that's why I do it. No, I can't.
How do I unlock Rise?
I can't!
Wait, I have to unlock...
No, no, the problem is I need to, I need to unlock, I also need to unlock Kennen, it's
the problem.
Like I can unlock Kennen right now easily.
And then I have to wait one to unlock Ryze.
I mean it's fine, it's fine.
Because I guess I don't have enough money anyway, like 2 yordles over... no, I also have the level, which I don't even have enough.
It's fine.
Let me just unlock the cannon first.
Alright, I just plan to die here.
I have no what's it called.
The armor.
The storm within you clouds your judgments, Master Ken.
Main 3.
I have no anti-armor against the mazio.
I don't know why I'm alive, it's fine, just get used to it.
I sell loot because I've got a world to save.
I've always said I had your temper.
All your life has made me reach for you.
Gee!
Master Kenner, surely this is how you intend to greet a new friend.
I saved a little...
6-3 rolls.
Follow me friends!
On the shadows! On the shadows!
That was my face!
I'll be free!
Don't do that to your fucking...
Get your spirits out of here!
I mean it has a fucking JGVT, why am I seeing it again?
It hasn't even ulted yet.
And then it just got EMPed.
And it's ulting.
It just ulted.
What?
What?
Alright.
Is there anti-armor?
Oh, there's last whisper.
How much damage is...
I can also go JG.
I mean, I'm not going that.
Last whisper.
J...
I think the game's over buddy
Oh god.
Psyche.
Oh god.
Psyche.
Psyche.
I think I'm dead who's actually good who the fuck did he even beat
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Oh
I was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not.
Hello?
Oh, darn.
First of all, I'm too lazy to find a man.
I'm tired am I allowed to sleep soon?
Like if I sleep soon I can wake up in time
I mean I won't even be streaming because I think I kind of want to watch some football
Football is lit as fuck man
I started watching football this year, and I watched maybe like 10 NFL games, and then
I watched a college football game, Jesus fucking Christ.
guys are legit ass. They are straight trash. No, I think there's NFL Saturdays this Saturday
because it's like, I think it's like season, prison season or some shit.
I don't fucking know, man.
An icon doesn't have to explain to himself.
That's like going from Pro TFT players to Master TFT players.
Yeah, it's like going from watching KD Soju downwind, Wang, Zed.
That is great.
Wait, wait one second everybody.
I believe I got Spoonfed a free win.
GG.
pretty good. What if it's 10AS? That's pretty good.
Big pistol. Wrong. I got this.
It's just uh volleyball, GDs.
Maybe I can sneak in Void and play dumbass repairals.
Let me see if it just hangs on Void too.
simmered down hot shot
another one's on bad, let's make this one
we hope we get a reporter, jeez
the sea is right for battle
where does the caring start?
I think 4 Bruiser adds like maybe 1k fucking raw HP to your board, but I think 1k is pretty
good.
I
Think for bruiser adds like maybe one K fucking raw each video forward by think one Senna all ready one K
a lot of we
I mean if I win this round I'm kind of down to buy a lousy and then just swap what's it
called.
Hey that guy also has Bilgewater, hello?
Bro.
Free Bilgewater?
No, no.
I'm sure he's not playing Bilgewater, right?
Wait!
I'm sure he's not playing Bilgewater, right?
Wait!
This guy also has Bilgewater!
What the?!
Okay, should I just pivot to, like, some Froyord shit then?
What is this garbage?
...
...
...
...
...
Wait volibear
Can I play for all your work with with the wrist
I'm inside by just playing those water for the game
I don't think he's gonna be able to sense it.
And Bessa.
Bane.
Hello.
Okay
Pro your void
GP well, I don't really want to lose my five three just to play five village water. That's not right
It's a bit is right
I'm the loser.
just put that shunt on him and call it an A
oh it's not broken it's just good
it doesn't have to heal
this one is a wound
the 1% burn and 33% wound
this one just burns
burn does not equal anti-heal I can play bronzer life and try to cook up some
fucking thumb-ass like no but I'd rather just play vertical throw yard
I don't get
epoch you know I'm raw
I think I should try to pivot off of the water I just get like one weapon going
and I'm out maybe like one tank cuz I why don't I just play towards like a
failure for it I don't get but I I don't mind that Nautilus like a Nautilus
with the tank item
I
I kind of want to toggle it but
They tell me I don't make 20 then I don't make 30
But also, I'm kind of okay with just keeping these, because why don't I just play like
voli plus can i even unlock volibare? i mean rift herald 2 surely unlocks it for me
I don't get I can't get at this to return to force something
I don't know if I can buy this in the city.
What was that? I'm out of my shop.
Look at this.
This is going to take off.
Lucky the bloom.
I'm going to have to buy this. I want to do 4 men.
It's fine. Make it dirty.
I'll just buy this.
Maybe I won't even go for a weapon.
Well, I'm not even 4. I have a... wait, this is 4?
I'm level 730 with an extra 4 pumps, what's it called?
those water in and I've evolved
I think more than five
From I just buy the balloon
Okay, honestly if I have to there's no way I'm pivoting for this shit
I got this
Yeah, I'll be from your
And I'll keep on going for sure, because I think it's played for all Malibu there.
I don't know what we need.
So lucky!
You are so lucky!
You are so lucky!
You're so lucky
Braum
I'm not even sure why I'm playing this.
I do need to toggle it in or I do believe I make
2 free rolls and show me the news.
I mean, that unlocked all of that for me, but that doesn't do anything.
I mean, does it actually do nothing?
Yeah, fuck it.
Yeah, fuck it.
MF2.
Honestly, I 7-build water for one turn so I get MF2 next turn.
I just wasted a little more because I could just finish in front of this.
Alright, I'll get you.
We're near dawn. What is that average by the way?
What the fuck is that I
I can't even buy this run anyway.
Oh that's fine.
GB, Fizzgon.
Ash plus...
You're free rolls?
GG's.
Okay, I don't know how to roll anymore.
of
the three
I don't even mind TF2, it's actually good.
Which is, I'll talk it down to you.
Why?
What does it look like?
I'm going to eat.
Anyone?
I don't have anti armor which is a problem, but like, I just saw a kindred 2, a unara 2
that I have not fought yet.
Unara 2, kindred 2, it says scarred 2, braum 2, level 9, kindred 2.
And a Diana player.
Who the fuck do I beat?
all right let me let me drop down to five real quick or four I want a tf there's no
tf I'm in the tf now I mean it's you're actually the damage
but I have two items
I mean at least I've even tried now, my even tried is in the middle of fucking nowhere though.
I
Don't even care about who haunted fuck we should make
How do I level for swing I can't I
Can't
I'm worth actually strong
I mean in order to like dumps turn but like you know it's not weak
okay I can level for for what's it called next turn also this I feel like
this froljord it's not even worth it man 10% like I'm in this position is a
It's a journey, it's a journey.
My journey's only beginning.
Also, can I unlock Volibear anytime soon?
If I move all my items here, I can get Volibear instead of Wukong.
I mean, I don't have to play Ash, I guess.
Is that enough it probably is here global I
Mean ashes not even bad though no cap
That is trust me
The unit actually has the same damage.
Rubber on 3G.
I'm gonna give him a specific damage.
I
5.4 is not even that
I don't think I've positioned for this guy, so now my MF doesn't get hit, but the problem
I don't think I win anyway, so I think I'm wasting my time positioning for this guy
But do I even beat this guy anyway?
Like what the fuck is this shit?
Who the fuck can ever beat this?
What the fuck is this? Like is this my fault?
GG I guess
Like what the fuck is this?
He has 12 mana regen, but it doesn't, like, and then you just, like, what?
I don't get it.
Okay, well, now I don't want to buy that because I can- I mean, that means I can probably
just give him the Giga.
If I buy the Giga, I mean the Giga.
Yeah, fuck it.
I'm kind of far from Wally too, fuck it.
We're actually good now.
Not sure if it matters though.
Holy fuck, look at this wall there. What a deamon.
Voli with TG, 9k damage. So we're down to negative 1.02 delta, yes man. The game is not balanced. I don't get it.
Oh great, the Noun's fucked man. What does this do for me? Absolutely nothing.
I was looking for a TK item, and you know what I got? Not a TK item.
Woohoo! I'm back! What the fuck is this shit, man?
Oh, my, now I'm screwing.
Is mellow playable unit? No.
Is there a warden?
I'm not going to play Arcanist, so that's pretty good.
The wrong fact. I got this.
Holy shi- Sterex BD!
What?
What
Oh my...
Is that more bad than like, uh, no it's good.
What the fuck is this?
Hello?
Oh, that was an insane kicker roll.
right so where's the setup but I this year I'm probably gonna end with TF on
the board because it's actually pretty good because I kindred plus whatever and
I just wait center where it is on the board
a DEG an adaptive of umbilid a bluebell kraken a DEG an adaptive
I mean, it's kind of, it really is kind of fake because a lot of the orn items, like
if you make it, if you make it to the max cap of orn on your board, let me check two
so this shit must be in the ones
actually only the 55% win rate
what the fuck beats this shit
well I don't understand what beats this shit
Like when Chee Hex eats Caitlyn, you gain 12 mana regen, so he doesn't even need to
attack. So you're telling me you're just giving this unit 80 armor, 80 MR, and 140 AD? That's allowed?
Immunity to CC, 140 AD, 80 AD on a unit that gains a shield, 80 MR,
12 manory jet.
What?
Oh, good.
Hello.
Hello, guys.
May I go to sleep?
I'm tired.
No, it's 7 a.m.
You ate McDonald's that's probably why I'm tired man
You know what what what I found in my in my pantry
I found some sparkling water and I put some ice in it for that shit is some giga
Like a giga miss
Like an ice-cold sparkling water goddamn
All right beer back do you still jib nope I'm gonna go get some I'm gonna go get a red ball
I'm tired
Let me let me go see if if e.g. Locks are not oh shit, they're down wait, maybe they'll lose
All right, let me go get this Red Bull
I win!
It's an old place.
Ah, fuck it.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck are these options?
Indomitable.
Is that good?
I mean, I guess it helps you unlock Wallabarrow, no.
who's taking your shen? 325 shield?
I mean it's probably thank you because I'm going to have to touch and shield this idiot.
Weaker. What's Weaker?
Check is Artifact. Where?
Whom?
Where?
A Whole Pressure.
Draven.
Not Draven. Draven.
I think I'm going to go fast on this game.
Our front is going to smoke.
Wait, this is looking like a fast nigh.
It's not a dream.
GG.
GG.
I mean, how am I supposed to sustain this?
Graves 2, level 5 with a ginsu.
Nothing sustains this.
The Eagle 2, Graves 2, I don't lose to anyone, man.
Because if I level Netshura and I don't, I beat this guy if I can level.
Oh wait, I didn't kill a single unit.
Okay, never mind, maybe not, actually.
I don't know how to hold this one, I guess.
Alright, it's fine, whatever.
I'd like to call the...
I'd like to call the...
Untouchable.
it's so fucking good man I don't get like no ad that shit is good as fuck god damn
what all right well make sure I don't fight that guy I'm not leveling fuck this
that bite him please don't win all right nice I found a shitter and then
hopefully I can I can actually farm
Well, flavor of Red Bull, I drink the, uh, I mean my favorite is the Fiji Apple or just the default, but I found this in the fridge.
Well, someone bought it, and I just took it.
But they bought like, they bought like four packs of it.
So it's not like I actually took it, I mean I took one of the fucking like 16 of them.
Yeah, it was probably with my credit card as well, so it looks like, I mean, it's all
good.
Yeah, see?
Okay.
I missed the old...
Soju. Why? What? When? Why? Why?
The drink four cans a day, stream 30 hours a day, soju, milk. What are you even doing?
What country are you even in right now?
Hong Kong. When are you going back to a time zone?
that you're not awake while I'm streaming. Like no reason, just curious.
Anytime soon.
Want to get food tomorrow? Not really.
Miss Fortune.
It was Bill with Waterman.
I mean, MF is actually broken though.
not really
ah
it's too late to play go to water from the spot, I'll leave on the 8th
of
Rolled up until those actually good because it makes it so I can play a
Nice
It's because now I can play a unara without IE god bless I'm back
Bitch
Wait what?
I don't know how many of these bows it was probably going to be like a dumbass guard breaker.
I'm pretty sure I just got greets by indomitable because my my ash walked up or my draven walked
up and this couldn't walk up and then it just bounced in the air with my draven I'm dead.
Great man.
Fucking pog.
Oh.
Oh.
Wait what?
Oh, oh, what?
Two plus what?
Okay.
If I get another Cloak, it just, just, just banned me.
But I am down for half a crack and that's pretty good.
What do you think is the Ioni up?
Oh shit.
Hello?
I am so poor.
What's the debock?
Buddy, you asked this fucking question so many times in the stream and you're pissing
What did I ask?
What?
20 to level.
20 to level.
I am so fucking poor.
Holy shit.
I even like sublet winstreak with Draven and I even greeted every single you go into the room while I just didn't take an e-con off of it.
So now I'm just, I can't play the game. I'm just this poor.
I don't get it.
I am
What the fuck what the fuck
Why don't I even love on needles I don't what even see me
I mean I need to save this hope for QSS where I have no damage.
Or not QSS.
Crack it.
Or yeah, or I believe I have no damage.
Also I don't even know what the fuck saves me here, oh great, I don't know what the
fuck saves me here but yeah I'm not sure, I think I need it.
Yay, that's really balanced.
That was a gray bite I just watched.
It kinda just seems like the fight started on dead.
Why do I just load in and hard force
this shit every damn game?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Oh, that's better, all right then.
I'm not along with the dude.
Okay, well let me unlock these two idiots.
Okay.
I need Kraken or I'm dead as fuck.
Okay
Okay
Five I own you
but I can play throw your plus uh I mean I can unlock tenon pretty easily if I
unlock anything
another time can and I just pivot to uh throw your rise ball of air yeah it's
He said this fucking idiot needs...
What's it called?
Bro, Volibear is actually broken.
What the fuck is this unit?
What? This unit is legit broken!
Okay, well, if I don't get this, I am screwed.
Also, where are the Unara's?
Are they all gone or no?
Hopefully not.
Alright, nice.
There's no Unara's gone.
I can hit.
And watch this.
Glove, bow, finish the Kraken.
And then I can just, honestly, I might just go TG frontline.
That's fine.
And yeah, like, Volgaer just did 7.1.
World's first Unara without IE!
Ette! Ette!
Jules Lotus, you motherfucker!
Fuck you! Just wait.
Alright, what do I have? I mean, this is completely fucking useless.
Something else is useless, I don't know what though.
I'm getting Diana, I was not looking, great man, I just got Diana's axe, I probably could
actually beat this guy if uh would you just not play cannon?
Bruiser? I think it's just like cannon for Bruiser or Freljord, Ionia, Targon, I just
level for Yordle and then drop Yordle. Something doesn't look right, man.
i forgot
and overshen? you're supposed to play four bruiser
i'm not playing the list board
i'm saying you just don't play yordle for your ride, right?
but i'm not riding you don't play yordle?
are you playing list in the void version?
uh... not yunara
oh that's why it feels weird
Oh, but the thing is, I mean I have the honor items, so I will play the honor.
Okay, I mean, it's fine. I just won't play Defender. It's not a big deal.
Because usually it would be, uh...
Yeah, I mean, it's fine. I just play Rise and Set, and I just won't play Yordle. It's not a big deal.
As long as you have Pro Yord, Ionia should be fine.
I'm not a deer a cloak
What?
I didn't even hit...
Why you...
Why you...
What?
A what?
A what?
Oh my god, what the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck?
The four bruiser version does not play set, man.
It does not play set.
But I don't have norah to.
How, man?
Thank you, man.
Fucking dog-ass game.
I mean, I'd rather have this two than...
Okay, I mean, it's not even good.
6 bruiser 3 I only know with volley is that good what the fuck is this duo Gary doesn't even have a duo Gary
I'm pretty sure dragon guards is actually broken by the way
Like every time I play against this shit, I just get completely dumpstered.
What the fuck?
Like what happened?
I just don't get it.
prismatic as you know or two
I look at this fucking Diana player fuck you ma'am loser alert loser alert
What?
Oh.
Bye bye buddy.
No, no.
This guy goes to one life.
That's way.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I think that goes to one light that's way... I know!
A Tee-Gee?
Don't even have a Tee-Nope.
What is this?
Great, the Void Snap is gone.
What the fuck is this?
Oh my...
you
I'm going to give a little bit
Oh
The wall blocks the charge, but look at me. He's completely isolated from the team. He was waiting in the bush there
But uh, he does join up. I got a look at the jungler. Is this meta?
Jungle jade's jungle mouth like you like jungle and vessa now as well. Like what the fuck is this new meta?
What do they change about the jungle?
Yeah
All right, let me see
This vein is looking useless.
It was not EDG.
Oh, it was not EDG.
This is a good thing I was not on this game.
Holy fuck.
I'm back.
I mean, if I were to bet, I would have bet on EDG.
Wait, but what have they changed about the jungle?
How come the jungle meta changed so much?
Clear buff.
Oh, like it's the clear is faster?
Oh, what?
Buff monster damage.
He buffed clear speed, jump attack speed, and it really is a certain chance.
Yeah, I can't do this fucking I can't do this melt bite and pro play fucking seriously
Something that just doesn't look right.
Malfight.
Let's try something and cheer up our streamer and hyper give him courage to keep his dream
rank one and maybe start we and maybe we start see places over the band five keep it up so Joe
Okay, you know what I actually realized?
Isn't the game too easy with econ augments?
Why don't I just click some econ augments?
If I don't see an econ all the way on 2-1, I'll just enter it, that's why I go to sleep.
It's a fucking win-win.
Check press of instant what man I guarantee you these Valkor I guarantee it
That shit doesn't win a single round man, calm down.
A brilliant soul.
He's way better than you though.
Okay, if he's way better than me
and he bought fours, then what does that say?
About a soul.
Oh my god.
Wait, okay, you know what?
They feel bad for me and they're going to give me a world runes.
Yay?
World runes.
Okay.
What brings?
I
Lovey
Bro, this is a bad beat. I already know what's gonna happen man. There's just no a lot way. I'm fucked man. Oh
I can I can feel the bad beat coming
Oh, it's about the
Oh my god
It's about the...
You can't even roll with it. I'm not even like... I don't even want to put a barn on the board.
How about I play this for two turns, farm two gold, and then I'll roll for each tile next turn.
Because I basically get one gold here anyway, it doesn't even matter.
But then what about each tile?
I'd rather just go for some like sugarcash out and call it a day, who cares man.
You are fucked, bro. This is a fact!
Okay, then just sit back for the last and fucking watch, man. Just wait.
You are emotional.
You are emotional.
You are emotional.
I mean, I might as well just buy that one then.
I
Was looking to play go to I read I already rolled so I'm out of the world three more times
He's right he's get barred in
lose seven player gombats five each towel I am each shell in in world
The bow is not on my side.
I think he's east shell cashing out into Caitlyn.
Great win.
I am Velkiris.
Oh, thank you, buddy.
Ten gift subs.
Thank you.
More enthusiasm, please.
I have not taught port in ten fucking games, man.
But I mean, I still appreciate the subs though.
I was actually gonna flake like last game,
But I need to get a top 4 before I click.
Bro, I didn't bring the streak, man.
He's 5 Caitlyn's.
Oh, my god.
If he's about to take his 5 Caitlyn's, he basically has TX already.
Oh, my god.
Wait, did you see this?
Is there two world rooms?
Level up world rooms, world rooms.
Okay, at least I creeped this fight lost, that's pretty good.
This guy has Vi, Loris, five Caitlyn's in the game just started.
Okay, it's fine. It's prismatic already. I can hit like Tanya's Titan or some shit.
Okay, Tanya's Titan on back. Tanya's Titan on back. Maybe I get like two extra lives,
cash out Brock and then I'll I'll I mean if I can get to Brock I can outcap everyone
I may have gargoyle for uh for what's the name if I want it for scar
There is Millio for 5 each now.
I've Titans, BT, Half-Kinsu if I want to play that.
Let me just let me just always make our oil here
And I'll just go can super first I don't think I'm ever playing Diana I
Think I'm just gonna play towards Brock. I didn't I didn't take each help us one not to play towards rock
And if I'm dead, that's good. I go to sleep GGs
I can also roll this emblem, maybe.
That's my Pandora's items to roll this fucking emblem.
Are we serious?
I'm gonna make this because of the honestly the econ speak as well
Because no matter what, I'm going straight to 50, yes?
Jay?
Who, who's a front line unit I can play?
Oh, this is basically a borrowable user.
Okay.
And now I can heal four, a turn, oh wait.
OHHHHHHHHH
Can you fuckers kill anything?
These guys are fucking nasty
Oh.
Am I making it to broth?
Eh, whatever.
If I don't need the brunches I'll have.
Oh.
I'm not making it to broth.
Yeah, whatever. If I don't need to run, just step up.
I think I won. I'm honestly, like, winning fashion supply.
I'll get the quest eventually.
It's actually good, I'm not even kidding, because if I lose to you, if I lose to the next
you and I get like a roll quest, I can actually take it, because I can just level to 8 and
roll on 8.
See?
So can you ahhh...
Wait.
Can you heal on neutrals?
Uh oh no, at the start of each player combat.
If I don't make it to Brunches FF it's all good.
After winning, find 50 and unearthed bonus loot.
I only got 275 though.
The question is with the 7 player combat, but I'm killing 4 turns, it's not even bad.
Testament went thick. I mean, yes, he's playing fucking Asil, man. His spot was straight up illegal, by the way. He was still in 8th.
And by 8th having 5th. But his spot was, like, fucking illegal. It was actually impossible to walk over unless he played Asil.
I know I'm zero sex I don't get it just wait everyone calm down I need a I need some easy
quest to do here or I am fucked. Ah great. T-hex, he pops, radiant relics and gets his
best radiant. GG everybody. Wahoo! Wahoo! Yay! Yay!
All right, just show me the good news on the quest man.
Just show me the good fucking news.
No items on your bench bro
But then I have to play one more quest. Oh wait doesn't this work on neutrals actually?
Let me just not not make it so
Oh
Wait, okay. I mean then I can actually roll from my board except my board will not be very good
I
Free rolls
R2
That's good enough for me
are you ready?
uh, A to G.
Gensu?
Hodge I.E.
Strak.
Hodge I.E. Strak. G?
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Don't tell him!
Bro, fuck you with it! Don't tell him, man!
Okay, so when the fuck am I catching this out?
Also shouldn't I not be playing 5 once I call it anymore?
The thing is, yes I heal 2, but why don't I just kill 2 more units?
that I can play Azir on my board. He's right! Okay, so what's something that I can take to
actually cash out? Because if I don't cash out this Brock, I think I'm fucked.
Okay, while I'm fighting a Shogun AP Kaisa, I sure hope I beat this guy.
He is playing Torrance Baron.
Oh my gosh.
Do I even have eight re-rolls?
one two three four five six seven eight okay show me another quest show me
another quest and I'm not I'm gonna match it I'm sure they gonna beat this guy
this guy's also going past nine I mean I have five reverse fonts in a bar on my
board so six reverse ones and a set zero synergy wait I think I won but I beat
What's up, what the fuck?
Alright, bet!
The process is so broken.
Alright!
Show me the good news!
Tear?
What am I surfing to, or whatever?
I'm not connected with this board, no.
Alright.
All right
Last time I said start combat with zero gold three times
It's like fucking bugged man.
Yeah, it's a fucking bug see.
No, it says end, but no, this is what happened. This is what I took last time. I couldn't cash out
This is the exact- how the fuck am I feeding people?
I'm not a threese freak. This is the exact quest I took. Look, it's already got it. Like it says- it says end
And then- and then it goes back to uh, what's it called? Like what the fuck is that shit?
Look, it counted. It says one out of three.
No, it says start!
But when you get the fucking quest, you dumbass!
Ah, I'm getting rage-baited, man!
I'm getting rage-baited, like it.
When I accepted the quest, it said end combat.
But after you take the quest, oh my...
But now, it goes to start.
Yes
Okay, I mean I have it next turn I don't have anti armor
Okay, okay, just wait everybody.
Wait, I'm beating people.
How broken is Sweet Treats?
I beat someone!
How?!
Ha ha ha!
What?!
Less than five player hall, three hundred.
When do you heal?
Do you heal after?
Okay, if I get like 30 gold here, I'm still alive, right?
This is like 10 units on this board. What is this? What levels he
This is level 8 with fawn this is nine units. Okay, I have to kill one
But how am I for each now? Oh, I can drop a what can I drop? I
Mean it's not even a bad unit
I mean, there's no way I can't kill one unit, yes?
No, no, no, no, it doesn't matter. I want to lose, guys. I want to lose.
Like, everyone, calm down! I'm cashing out!
I'm cashing out!
I need to figure out what... I need to, like, pre-move though, hold on.
Each tile loot 800 all current items, two radiant 50 gold double fawn, infinite components,
oh god, hopefully I don't get the infinite components.
GG, GG, GG!
Alright, let me free move.
Okay, board?
I mean Niko's actually fine.
I think I'm still playing three each on my board
I mean it's just barred I mean my board is fine
This is I just roll over this board and then I'll add some units
This is the worst one man you fucking piece of shit it gives you no components
I have no more gold I have no more gold
Marullo, Bo, Ishtal, Bo, Ramble, whatever, let me just make items on here, hopefully I'm not dead.
And I believe I am dead. Am I dead?
I mean this is for sure the worst cash out man, the other cash out I get infinite gold.
What the fuck is this shit?
I don't get it.
I can't even play an extra unit.
I'm dead as fuck, man!
I just need- I just need gold for Brock II, you fucking piece of shit!
Oh wait, I want to anyway.
No, hold on, let me just show you what I could have gotten.
No, this game is dog shit.
50 gold, 2 radiance, double fund, golden remover.
All current items were converted to radiance items.
What is this trash?
Bro, fuck you man!
I can't even afford the shit.
I didn't even have pills over him.
sweet treat valley oh ho ho ho we're getting over I should never mind I've
sweet treats and there's no you don't have brought to you here I should have
bought the set
I am not losing this trash.
Yeah, let me tell you more about this little key, right?
I mean, it's not ever gonna come to me.
I'll let my hands do the talking.
So we're replacing them after.
It's destiny
What the fuck
I didn't even know why I was I was questing. What was my quest?
I might not be the last place
I just searched up what the fuck this even moves into.
Just last game.
Shit, average is a 60% win rate.
See?
And now back to 600 OP, that's pretty good, man.
Probably, what is that shit on me?
No, the cash out is broken, but the problem is when you cash out like an 800 charge, you
are for sure one life.
And like the reason like some cashouts like in the history of TFT some cashouts are just
bad.
Like the one that's really bad is the one that like it gives you three radiant read
factors.
Like that one, it's because like there's certain rounds where you literally, you cannot sit here and make every single item sell half your board and like this one is actually not even bad compared to the radiant refactor because this one at least doesn't have a hard cap.
The radiant refactor one, the game literally caps you.
You can't even choose your item for it. You just lose 10 seconds for fun.
into her file. And like you can't just sit there and then also get this after the round starts you can't
even use a radiant refactors. What? So you're telling me you can't even like you can't roll first and
then use a radiant refactors they're forcing you to use your radiant refactors and your removers.
But like if you were to just cash out they give you two radiant items it doesn't even matter
what radians they give you. No matter fucking what, you are easily going to do this. You have 50 gold,
you can sell half your board, you have two radians, you just roll fucking 20 times and you're going
to win the game. This one, all your items converted to radians, you're going to win the game. It
doesn't fucking matter. But this one, like, it's just completely fucked. I also got no gold, by
the way. Like, is it no gold at 800 actually, egregious? My board is not even good, man.
How the fuck does it give you no gold at 800 800
I'm dying. I'm dying. Royal Hust, Atrella, and Modules, each and every one of you please.
I'm dying. 300. 500 cigarettes. What is that?
What's the Ionia? Oh it is Gold Ionia fuck.
I mean I have a tier.
Eh, I probably won't make a deep on this turn, it's fine.
If it were a Gold Eye only I would have just full sold my board, but if it's Gold Eye
I would have preferred you in cuffs.
world grooms upward mobility
He's not a picker, let's talk to you Lord.
Hey, can I have a quick?
I'm not uh, I'm not competitive, right?
Uh, Nico, Bardo...
Jay?
I mean even if you if you roll you're not rolling on three for better odds
you're not actually getting better odds you much rather just roll on on four and
five for Loris there's no fucking way I'm not in gate three it's not even
possible you are guaranteed
I better have like the most insane frontline because uh, yeah, dodge is that I was given
That's not very good.
That's fine. That just hatches me to get them. So good.
I
Know this this module is completely ass
If you have a static auto use news wait wait do
Oh, actually I will be taking that one. I
Was gonna go be a sword
Just think about fucking and then let me think this
Yeah, keep thinking you fucking idiot
J?
Loris?
I mean it's not even good. The problem is there's going to be no, uh,
something.
Oh, Hatchi-Caitlin, that's pretty good.
I swear though, these fuckers that play this comp, they always hit Seraphine on 5.
wait I might hatch another uh how bad is lux never mind lost okay it's fine I'm feeding
Oh, no.
Orianna.
What's the story of something?
Loris?
Orianna.
Loris paired?
Orianna?
Okay, but where's the, um...
It's kinda nice.
When you take prismatic ticket and you're actually like a terrorist, they can't even
contest you.
They just see prismatic ticket and they're like, oh shit.
And then they go play something else.
See?
It's just fucking lit.
They still contest in diamond.
I mean, that's not my problem.
And...
I mean, that's fine. It's not a ticket. I'm pretty sure on average you're getting way more than one game in from one roll.
He's fucking right.
I will be gated by uh, look how many free rules I have.
Oh, I am gated by two Orianas.
I already hit Laura's too.
I
Roll to one more Caitlyn
Hey
Hey, I mean should I just go zero which I I don't even have barred in those the thing
I never thought I would stand opposite to you again, Bob.
Am I just going zero?
Probably.
I don't even have bard in, though.
Okay, nice.
That's one turn behind TXO.
It's fine.
Also, are you supposed to go hodge here?
Or do you just go, uh...
Or do you go for guardbreaker?
Or do you just go Hodge IE and go for DB?
Like it's guard breaker like number one this?
It was uh...
I mean I kinda need some money.
Or I didn't even leave my mate.
I don't need items.
I just give you 14 gold, kill one 14 gold, I'm in.
The last game is worth too much gold then.
Like is it actually Guardbreaker?
It's Guardbreaker IEPVs that you don't get.
Yeah, I can tell you're fucking broads.
You just sit here and don't make anything.
Honestly, is it tier adaptive actually broken?
Yes.
Yes.
Every time I see adaptive on TX until they find Senna, it looks beyond broken.
Oh yeah, Hodge is fine. But I'm gonna win anyway, I'm curious.
Oh no, that was just good, I killed him here.
I think we're just good to attach me and yeah, I mean I'm one awesome
I'm not sure if I'm able to move the bill for it.
What?
And the bill's gone.
I don't got it.
Okay, that's fine.
I'll just go hodge plus db then.
Oh, I don't want to go to Jarvan.
No.
The bard gives so much gold.
Seraphine next turn.
Seraphine next turn.
Why am I just going to... oh yeah I'm just broke.
It's way more than 14 gold because it makes me 10, then 20, now I'm 30 and then it makes
me 40 next turn and then it's already like 20 something gold, 30 or 1, which is pretty
fucking good.
I mean, the unit is not, you have more than one unit later into the game.
If you can hit J4-3 for free, you just play it.
The unit is good, it's 50 AS and it's pretty tanky.
And then also, I mean, I think you shoot one more missile, that's pretty good, whatever.
JDG-1, that's good.
I didn't, I was going to ban on EG, but I didn't.
So I'm glad, I'm glad that JDG-1, for a fucking EG.
That was a fake loss, but I have to call part of loss.
I might just go on a third item.
I might just go on a third item and then the board is white.
Just wait for me.
Also, I just realized I don't even have gunslinger in.
That doesn't sound right.
I'm kind of up to level 7 next turn and roll for a gunslinger.
Because I don't really want to lose anymore, but let me see if I hit.
And I can also just hit Jarvan 3, I can also hit Seraphine, just 7-on-3 isn't that bad.
Chained this.
That fucking work was close.
Oh, gunslinger, never mind, I'm not rolling.
Holy fuck, I just saw my items? Oh my god.
What the fuck?
I'm unlocking...
If I had Pandora's I would be level I would be level seven with zero gold right now if I even wanted to level I
Don't know that's rage rate or you're just stupid
If you can get J4-3 for free, why don't you just go for J4-3?
I don't get it. Why does everyone hate J4?
I don't get it. He's good.
what the fuck what the fuck no power drill and I'm I'm true zero now I don't
get it I'm pretty sure I should be keeping I should be keeping barred for
for a free one gold because I also haven't even hatched the J43 yet okay I need I need to mark back
I don't have mining drills I have dumbass upgrade
No, honestly, I should probably just sell the Jarvan now, because it's not worth it.
It's not worth this much gold.
Also, like, am I end game bored?
No, that's not even true.
I mean, there's no way I'm ending the game with upgrades, or I do believe I'm eight.
That was not even a 3J4.
I level, I take reinforcements, I level to 8, if I get mining drill, isn't the game over
by the way?
Like, isn't the game just straight up over?
Now I'm just sitting here, level 8 10, going like a fucking dumbass.
Oh
I know the cat was born you drop down to uh
You drop down the four built over and you play as much front line as possible
It's basically just just to make it the tx to you in the game
Oh
I mean I can roll for a warden
Missed our room three
Swing I
I don't even want to sell swing to you. I mean I just have to make it to nine
I don't even know what this is.
I don't even know what this is.
and get rid of upgrade but I don't really want to get rid of upgrade if I'm leveling for the fucking all dog shit ass one stars I
Need to make sure at least hit the two star
Which I don't even have money for so I think I'm stuck on stupid ass upgrade
Until I'm dead, which is gonna be soon
And now fun
I'm not sure.
One.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
42 HP, you know about mining drill I'd be at 80 gold right now, I'm not even getting
straight up 80 gold. I should probably more. I think I'd be like 90 gold right now.
Actually it's probably even more whatever I said.
Upgrade! Wahoo! Two Reverse Fawns! Upgrade!
Yank! Don't worry, Radiant Hodge! GG's!
Or I could be level 9 with TX2! Upgrade!
Wahoo!
I'll fight if you make me, so we can stay in the tent.
So, Serven 2 is not mine, because Serven does absolutely nothing and it's worth more gold.
And now I'll sell this one, because now this is one star.
Woohoo!
My front line is dog she I like
I believe I am playing it with no
I lost again the world room. I mean I can actually beat this guy if I actually have some two stars.
I'm not sure if the CS is not even better than Senna with Fiddlestick.
World Rains.
Woohoo!
I need your ass in this game.
Uh, Bord is ass.
Just look.
Senna one, Braum one, Shiv one, I mean I guess I'm not, I'm not old student now, that's
pretty good.
I got TX2, but is that really worth triple fucking Econ for this?
No.
If I had mining drill, my entire board would be 7000 somewhere.
instead also doesn't help that I have overclocked capacitors
Okay, I mean now I survived one turn I actually upgraded my front line on back
Maybe get some anthill going?
Oh god.
Level 10.
I
I
Watch this guard breaker red buff or guard breaker
Okay, guard breaker?
I'll even take double DD. I mean anything but hard man, for a pot of hard. But I can't
What are you doing at the hill as well?
What?
Okay, I mean, is my frontline still dog, yes?
I mean, surely Archangel's better on a fucking...
Where's the prom too?
No, Shyamon is not a tank.
Settle down.
What the fuck is going on?
I see what you've done. This is a frame down.
You're sweet.
I could have gone in the right angle.
I
Do I not have wrong view
Why does it look so strong
I lost the fucking shadow idols.
I lost the fucking shadow idols.
I don't know what to do.
I'm like boarded ass.
Yeah, I'll find you every game.
What is ass?
Little meow finds you every game!
Patch!
Excuse me? Can I go to sleep?
I'm sending you guys to the fall. I'm going to sleep. I'm tired. For 13 hours, that's pretty
good then. I'm tired. Please don't, I'm begging you. Alright fine, honestly I'll play one
more psychs and no one fucking ever fuck you man.
I'm out.
Gee.