Hello?
Hello?
Can you get everyone to look at my spot real quick?
Hello, Marcel?
Look at the spot, buddy.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
I
Just look I don't get it. I don't get it
to upgrade this Graves too. So it's actually not that good.
But yeah, I'm looking at the spot. I believe the game's over.
Can you sound spam-quick in your keyboard? The sound is picking up your mic and it's hard to listen to.
First message? Oh, sorry. Is it this noise?
Oh fuck it's just a bad habit it's I'm pressing one like when you scout like this and then
I press one this is what it like it just like like if I press this is what I'm pressing
one and it's the vine to go back to my camera but it's just like a bad habit.
Yeah, gotta hit the trail.
Uh, what is it?
Where even is it? Oh, center. Yeah, it's this one.
Bench.
Sixteenth level.
I'm not trying to make no launch.
Hello?
Oh, whatever. I might as well just use it. Fuck it.
Maybe it's an MF. Oh, there's Captain's Brew.
Oh, that's pretty good. I believe I'll be buying this one.
Captain's Brew. GG's.
Why does this guy look so fucking strong?
Hello?
Psych? You bad! This TF with Captain's Brewery actually can't play the game. It's all good.
It's all good.
Exiles, Crash Test, Dummy's, Spirit Link, Bronzer Lies, Spirit Link, Solo Blade, Exiles...
Alright, well, I am just sitting here doing nothing.
That's okay.
Water is the MF and Fizz.
I don't get it.
Buy Bilgewater?
What?
Is he pivoting in?
No way, right?
No way.
No way.
No way.
Why is he...
Man, I'm tired.
Bro, I've not been sick enough, man.
I need to sleep.
I mean, do I win without leveling here?
I could also just buy a Sherdoop.
I don't really want to buy this, though.
I just duped this for 30.
I'll do that.
I don't really want to buy this because I can just use it
to cycle, but I do want to do it here.
I believe the game is over.
Just look at my spot.
Gensu, Last Whisperer, Kraken, Captain Brew, Infinite Surfence.
I'm already, I basically already have Tom Trench unlocked.
I only need 375 more, and I already have 100 here.
What?
I mean, I believe the game is over.
What the fuck is this shit?
I'm going to go belt chain.
what? wait what? am I just going vanquisher plus one? what the fuck is this? I'm not
buying that bro I'm about to just go vanquisher plus one it's not even bad
man. A GP? What is this? Fizz? Bro, fuck it! I just capped around Fiddlestick. Call it a day.
Uh, cancel Fizz, Vanquisher, Tier, Player on Tier, Chain, Tier BF, Tier Belt Chain, Tier...
Okay, I believe the game is over, everybody.
Man.
This Graves unit is fucking broken.
I mean I don't really want to upgrade this because I already have some I mean I
I can just open cell like whatever man, who cares.
All right.
All right.
Manquisher.
Wait, is he Talun 70?
He's two MFs.
Is he just pivoting into Bilgewater?
Wait, what?
Wait, is this guy also Bilgewater?
Wait, he has an MF as well.
Wow!
Level 720?
Bro!
How come I don't have a single MF?
I don't get it.
Hello!
Well, that doesn't seem very clear to me.
Bro, should I just use this block to get a reset?
And then maybe I fight an MF?
I don't have to roll a single time.
What the fuck is this?
What are the chances of you finding an MF?
Is it high?
Yes.
50-50.
What do you mean 50-50? What the fuck does that mean? 50-50.
Chain, here, chain, here, BF, and nothing, but holy shit these enemies are soft.
I'm out, fuck it.
No.
Bro, I'm just gonna die, I mean, there's no enough.
They rolled this fucking trash, yeah, fuck it, I'm out.
I
Mean do I don't want to roll here
If I go GS slam
Play around here
I'm kind of down to just try to push it and just play towards like Kindred and then I'll
just toggle enough to hold it and find one and I just like end up Senna.
I mean my board is still good, my frontline is good, I have exiles, my items are insane.
I don't know what's taking 80 for a fucking lucky to boob, fuck that shit.
That's a good take.
China and mighty trifecta.
Bronze for life, 1 buck, 2 buck, 2 buck, red buff.
Last but spot.
Golden Niko.
Bronze for life.
China and mighty.
Terror, Trayvin.
I'm just gonna buy this and yeah fucking no
Bro, okay, honestly, I'm probably just not gonna play this game fucking
Oh
MF plus is over Mundo and then I just use this to toggle
Oh, there's another MF pile of citrus 700 health. I
Don't want an offensive one. I
Can move items off of that
What is this taric scion noodle do
Draven holy old
Shyvana to
Shyvana to excuse me Shyvana to
Shyvana to
Bro, it's fine, whatever. I mean, I'm just sacking the stage with 7 fucking whatever it's called in. It's all good.
Uh, I don't even- I don't even want Pile of Citrus, though.
I kinda want- What do I have? Captain's Brew? Like, what is this? 600 health?
Eh, fuck that. Maybe there's-
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh good.
Bro, Denny though just saw this one.
They kinda wanna remove this.
Captain's brew less whisper
Who touches vow and I just like to hear MF tarot swing paired
Oh, that's two turns
MF two
Is this fine I just sack I just sack away here who cares I believe
the game? Oh wait. What the? Sweet treats and just gets somewhere near- I- I-
Hello? Well that doesn't seem very reasonable to me.
Uh, I have tier? Avow? Also I just realized- I don't have anti-heal. Hello?
Hello? Hello?
Captain's blue quest marked?
Update! Update!
I don't got it.
Is that enough to unlock TK after that?
Yeah it is.
I mean actually I can unlock it this turn if I buy, no but then I lose one turn but then
I get a turn of TK.
and I just only one turn and it's just fine, I already have three of them, who cares.
Biz, Swain, I'm a paired dead man's dagger, ginsu, G.S. Kraken, ginsu, Kraken, G.S.
That means that last spot another bag in the two out long good
All good
This guy took CB three men from just FF and give me the MF back to loser loser alert
50 HP, Sack 1, all in.
What is this?
Lock in buddy, you got this!
You got this!
Insu G.S. Kraken
Vanquisher on some dog shit.
Reaver movers.
Yeah, it's too expensive, I can't like fuck this shit.
I just need MF2 in the center and I believe we get it over.
That's no game.
Look at my frontline here. It is looking not very good.
Alright, last loss, still 30 gold.
Can this guy just FF?
Bro, like you're going 8th man, just FF, you have 10 gold.
37, it's a pre-level to 9.
And G, 7 bill of water.
Maybe there's just an MF in my shop, who knows.
And I might not shit enough in my shop enough in my shop. No
Okay dead man's dagger whatever the fuck did something brew and then I've been pushing on some piece of garbage
I'm trying to drop drop, but the thing is I
I need to hit MF2, also out of the last possible spot.
I could go Gensu, Katniss, Brew, or another Bowl, or nothing.
MF2.
Yeah, I'll give you it all in.
Dragon years
Hey
Last whisper a
Red buff I don't have a single frontline item. Hello. I
Don't have a single frontline item
I lost to this shit. I don't have Senna. I don't have Senna. I'm still playing 7 fucking
build water? I don't get it. I don't get it. No fiddle stick. An orn item. Don gore.
What?
What?
What?
Zero Senna, zero Fiddlesticks, that didn't hit Swain 2 either. The only thing I hit was MF2, that's it.
And my MF was getting killed by...
I don't get it.
My MF is dead how how
I went 8th.
I went 8th.
If I found that a turn earlier, it was a guaranteed top 4.
On 5-1, I rolled down and I didn't see a single legendary unit.
The only thing that changed on my board was MF2.
That's it.
Buy Buy Hate Watchers.
Oh, I don't get it.
I need to change this title.
Bro, fuck this shit.
No, I'm not.
No, no, no, I can't fucking have this title up. This is just it's just an eight man
I don't get it. I I found like I
Didn't see a single legendary unit. I didn't even I mean but not funny swing, too
I mean that shit is a fucking that's that's a myth, but like
How come I I hit set up and Phil stick at one like man like surely if I'm rolling down
I found an MF. That's it. Just an MF. That's it. One MF. One Misfortune. That's the only thing I hit.
One Misfortune. How man, bro, I need to take the fattest fucking dub and that's no cap. Where the fuck is my phone?
I need to... Oh my...
Fucking... Bro, fuck you, date means piece of shit. Bro, you average a 3.2 in Emerald. Who the fuck are you talking to, buddy? Where is my phone?
3.1, all right, my fault man, my, my, that shit is actually hard, my, my, these fuckers,
these fuckers, uh, bro, it's, it's smurfed you for sure, man.
And then the chat doesn't even realize that you're playing against people that are all
smurfing and they're all sweating their ass off and you're just sitting there jerking
off and then, and then like, oh, fuck for an emerald, get W.
Bro, you played in those games, you'd be going nine to every game.
All right, anyways, I need to find my phone.
All right, bear back, I'm going to go take a dump, but I'll bring my mouse
with me and then I'll check on, I'll check, uh, yeah.
Thank you.
I don't wake up till it's time to squat something and I'm gonna break right now.
I win!
Okay.
Okay! Holy shit!
Bro, what is this?
I just- I just pooped out...
In 10 seconds.
And I was out of there. Holy fuck.
It was a speedrun.
What am I doing?
Why am I just standing here?
Hello?
Bro, I know, I washed my hands when I poop, man. Yes.
Bro, fuck it. I'm just gonna come in. Fuck it.
I probably should have scouted to see if there's any other TFs before I send this shit.
Upward mobility.
Okay, so where's the allowee?
How do I send last whisper and then there's just zero allowee? Excuse me?
I mean, I don't want to I gain to hold I lose to help but then I gain
What is this, Slayer plus?
Bro, fuck that, man.
What is this?
What is this, Caitlyn?
I didn't even check with that.
I probably shouldn't have stopped the Slayer to check.
I don't even know why it's on the chin.
Alright.
Okay, so why do I just have a Lasvis first lamp?
Oh, so instead it took Spoils of War with this opener?
Okay, so why do I just have a Last Whisper Slammed?
Also, I took Spoils of War with this opener.
Okay, so why the fuck do I have Last Whisper Slammed?
Hello?
Anyone?
It's...
It's...
Oh my...
Bro...
I need to stop slamming this shit when...
I mean now I might as well just get the free rolls or no and just get
the barb for free but I don't want to pay to real gold man like for gold for free
I mean should I just double all the five and just lose even more hold on I don't
get it okay well I guess I'll be leveling through this barb then and now
I just look like a dumbass because I'm just minus 40 feet for fun
Bane, Jarvan, whatever the fuck this is, GD is barred.
But now I just look like a complete dumbass.
Because I'm level 5 with upper mobility, but I mean I found a barred, that's pretty good.
But like now I just look like stupid because it doesn't overfill my HP.
And I mean it's still good, but like not really man.
Ah, upper mobility level 5, I don't get it.
I mean it's fine, I have a barred on my board.
Who cares?
It's another bot 4.
Hello! Bro shut the fuck up, no it's not man, my squad is good, but like, I, it just feels bad, but I mean it's fine.
Minus like 30 gold, the rolls were free, motherfucker.
The rolls were free. I lost the gold here, however, I gained the gold.
So it breaks even, you fucking idiot.
I just lost 4 HP, but I mean it's fine.
Is this Asian Math or TAT? Bro, I'm actually good at math. I actually am.
I used to be good at math. Probably not anymore, but I used to be good.
Also, I just... oh, great. I'm not starting...
I used to be good at math, and then I played lead for 15 years. I mean, that's exactly what happened.
exactly what happened
why am i holding the shed
or the moon though
I mean I could make if I honestly I probably should just uh make
Just make 20 and down play Mundo
My Mundo didn't even cast a single gun
And then I can just invest my buy something to make 20
I miss it's not a loss, let's put the fuckers, this is what they call bar loss.
All right all right, I mean level 5 making 20 that's pretty good
This guy is 3 build water scrolls of war 8.0 AVP broke
I don't know why you guys are saying buy my heat watchers
Why are you guys sparing buy my heat watchers I don't get it
I just said GG, that's it, GG.
Quo- belt, cloak, last whisper.
Belt, belt, last whisper.
belt, belt chain cloak, warmogs gargoyle, I can go sunfire plus nothing, warmogs gargoyle,
that will be a lot, a belt, belt chain cloak, all right, where is, where is, where is
Not all this
Not all this
What the he's warm on scargoyle as well, what the
How is it is Keanu's for this heart what the fuck
Oh! How?
Misconnections. Gold is gold.
I mean, 14 gold with upper middle is pretty good.
But is this second wind actually good?
Like, okay, is second wind good or no?
Like, I feel like it's pretty good.
But you know what's also good?
It's misconnections.
Ah, no, Econ's too good, I just want to calm it last.
Ah, I can't, I can't. Two components?
Ah, fuck.
what can I uh quick trigger gunslinger
oh there's basically like a level to eat like instantly what am i missing
trash trash i mean i must have like a little bit of an answer
what
What?
I was like, where were you from?
T-hex on 3-2. Nice.
Nice. I mean, it's fine.
This is just a, I might actually level up to 7
and roll for Analyst.
And then I just 4-1 resend.
I mean, actually, how expensive is it?
Let me see.
15th level.
And I might as well stack one.
And then I just, I just 4 once end.
50 next turn as well but also there's an MF on carousel I just don't I don't
even have a sense I can just sit for a turn unlock the fizz
unlock the fizz and then
Why does it look like I haven't killed a unit in a decade?
There's no way he doesn't go glove here.
It's not even possible that he doesn't go glove.
I was about to say, if this guy doesn't go glove here,
I'm going to fucking report something.
I just, there's no fucking way.
I mean, look at my gold.
I'm actually full back.
And now I unlock Viz and the next turn
I'm gonna roll until one Nautilus.
And then I'm just gonna 4-1.
Okay, I have 11 free rolls as well.
And I'm just gonna 4-1 send it until my board is stable.
Level 750, 11 free rolls, upward mobility.
I believe, I'm back.
I do need a Nautilus though. Not the Liss.
I think if you have Warboss Gargoyle, a lot of times you don't even want to play Skarner. You can just play...
Ah great, second wind dip. It was second wind.
And I don't even have Warboss Gargoyle.
It has like no value when you have Gargoyle. It only kills with one unit.
I mean, is this even a loss? I don't believe so.
so and we like to call it bar loss another 13 rolls and watch this not
Not a list and I don't even have to roll.
Not a list.
Shyvana is...
Ten free rolls, GG's.
Six free rolls, GP.
Four free rolls, Graves 2, GP.
Excuse me?
Okay, thank you.
I don't get it. I use that many rolls for this shit. I don't get it.
For one Nautilus? One. One Nautilus. Just one.
I don't get it.
I don't get it. This guy has it as Z-Ear. Oh, at least. He's good at Z-Ear.
I am so bored. I don't even think I'm unlocking PK anytime soon. I don't get it.
now I have no gold
bro I could have just not rolled
and just used Shyvana
and just rolled on 8
and just wait for 7 gold water next turn
and then I have barred
and now on 8
I got this
but I feel it's pretty reasonable
that's my gold
I
I
I
Great I did even find a front line
I didn't even find a frontliner and now I have that in my shop for no reason
still you might have to find all right
my kind of want gold I can get it first meets footlock am I close to
catching our first meets
Why am I positioned like I'm exiled?
Last Whisperer, whatever it's called, flip lock.
I mean if I win the round I think I cash out this turn.
and I lost around 109 plus what
I mean, I can remove her haul I
Mean I might as well play seven build water one more turn if I buy the MF can I make
75 let me see
65? What if I don't kill units? I can't. I can't.
Bro, fuck these units, man.
44 to level in a turn.
I mean, I'm about to spike. No joke. Instead, I think I'm one life.
But am I not actually about to spike?
Okay, I mean it's fine. 25.
Ah, whatever, fuck it. Alright, what do I have?
Alright, what's it called? And I'm back.
What is there?
What is there?
A nothing. A GG's.
A nothing.
My I'm fucking level eight to just okay. Honestly. I'm actually strong smoke. I'm not even kidding
And I'm not actually strong fuck here
The fine strong, I mean I am strong do I just play for the winout probably oh
Fuck oh
Fuck
all right i'm just gonna start rolling for whatever it's called i have uh i have a dead
unit on my board what is this i don't have xile so i don't know why i'm positioned like
I do
Morello
MF
Seven bilge water seven bilge water
I'm pretty sure I'm actually strong the dude didn't even cast I'm guaranteed two lives. I want me or five bill water
And I just buy upgrades G
Am I close to the DK? 40?
40.
Lucky the balloon.
One roll. GG's.
I'm in GP's business of two-starred.
Ginsu? Ah fuck this unit.
Fuck this unit. I mean it's actually good though.
But this unit's also good.
Okay. How's it looking?
I would say it's looking pretty good.
Can I make?
Warbog's Gargoyle 3500.
Cool.
What is this? Wukong? Is that good?
Is there a way I can get captain's brew?
Why does it look like I'm gonna kill a single unit?
I almost won this man!
You motherfucker please!
Okay I'm still too left, it's fine.
It actually just fits this one. Why the fuck do I TF on my board?
Alright, captain's brew. Captain's brew.
I mean, I might as well just play no. There's no way I'll hit anything. Fuck you.
another misfortune and not a list a deer a captain's rule
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Can I get a, what's it called please?
I'm not dead right?
I have no damage.
I have no damage.
Woo Kong 2
I have no damage. I have no Senna. I have no damage.
Triple...
One Senna, Shoujin Moralo, last Wispock, haven't thrown I went out.
Except I believe I'm dead.
I don't have damage on my board.
Like isn't this fight just a Senna dip, like one Senna with Shoujin Morello?
One Senna.
Hello?
One Senna!
One Senna wouldn't make any difference to be honest, really I would want both of those
rounds.
What?
A Shogun Morello's Senna doesn't make a difference.
Whole board 20 armor gone, whole board Morello, whole board 10k damage.
That, uh, yeah, that fucking graves.
Double fiddle sticks.
Like, the entire board you find one Senna,
and your board actually turns good.
What?
What?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Lock in bro, we still have 22 hours ahead.
Bro, no we fucking don't man.
I'm about to get demoted.
Wait, hello, Sensigal, are you here?
What even is your sleep schedule, by the way?
TPC, next Friday, sir?
GG.
Wait, when is that?
Wait, it's on the 9th?
but isn't that like two days after a patch bro it's over man look like for them
I went to pee if anyone was just sleeping on the bathroom floor.
The thing is, you can't even play this because someone's gonna hit prismatic ticket and then
you can work it.
Oh my god.
This is gonna hit prismatic ticket.
And then obviously I'm gonna see three Caitlyn's the entire game.
Oh bro.
I don't even want to unlock Bilgewater, I don't even want to unlock Bilgewater, I don't
I don't even want to unlock Bilgewater because it is Gold Ionia and then also I don't think
legal to make your items in Pismatic Glory.
I mean, I can just, let me roll this first.
I just want to commit to Caitlyn, but let me make sure these losers are holding my
shield.
I can roll four times.
One, two, three.
I can roll 4 times. 1, 2, 3.
And I have 4 Caitlyns.
I'd rather just make 40.
Comeback story, 2 Caitlyns.
Cosmatic Destiny comeback story.
Wait, how am I hard-forcing by the way?
I have 4 Caitlyn's with a BF sword.
That's a hard force.
That's a hard force.
I mean, I'm committed.
I have hedge funds.
Make 50, roll for Bard.
Maybe I just natural alourus on my first level 4 shop.
Find Orianna.
Jay?
This is a hard force, really.
I mean, I'm fighting...
HUH?
I mean, I'm fighting...
HUH?
Forging strength each cell on 2-1.
I don't get it.
tilt the uva tilt the uva all right loris loris here it goes loris first
roll I mean honestly loris first roll isn't even good because the thing is I'm
gonna roll into a bard so it's like is it actually good if I find it first
I'm down for like third hole, fun.
And Loris.
One.
Two.
Three.
Holy shit.
Four.
I mean, I'm seven Caitlyn's.
That's pretty abrupt.
I'm just gonna push levels. Fuck this shit, man.
Like, well, I'm not staying.
I don't even have to stay level four anymore.
I have zero Loris
with six Caitlyn.
And then honestly, is there anyone open? Oh, he's open.
Okay.
This guy's open. Wait! And?
No. I mean, if I fight some openers, maybe I'm gonna catch a Caitlyn. For free!
That's not a one-shot fucking piece of shit.
Yes!
A GP?
Another?
Alright, let me find one of these fuckers.
Hello!
There's two openers!
Throw one.
That's just a free Caitlyn.
50% of the time.
Or maybe not.
That's just a free Caitlyn 50% of the time or maybe actually probably only play Caitlyn's
Maybe maximize the chances with hatching Caitlyn. He's right
Is that even how it works by the way?
I can just play three Gatelands.
No.
Oh, buddy!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Ah man, I'm good.
Is this a shitter?
No?
Wait, aren't there two openers in my pool?
Yes.
It's a free cable.
Is this a shitter?
No.
Wait, aren't there two openers in my pool?
Yes!
It's a free killin' man!
What?
That's pretty bad, exciting.
Okay, I'm a Simon good. I have so many Caitlyn's but I have no copies of uh, I'm one one off
two off two off. Is that good? One off two off two off? Why would you level? Oh, I don't
know. Maybe because of one off of Caitlyn, two off of Loris, two off of Orianna, one
off of I yeah let's just say level four guys what I like this shit has to be
rage bait man it must be is this rage bait
you're the same type of pill door employee rolling on three and wondering
why you never find a single loris even three hog chance we're back so no one
fucking ever
mmm I'm an angle DV half guard breaker angle QSS play around guard breaker I
E QSS guard but honestly I'm kind of not just go for this also it's for static
party oh god I'm probably gonna roll in six here I'm just going up on one
Caitlyn before two Loris, two Orianna, and one Ryze. In fact, if I win this round, there's a high chance I just farm the Caitlyn.
Why does Nuke pretend like he's better than us?
I can just move one of them later and go guard break eventually he's right
Maybe I just stack 2 here and I just roll in 7 now because maybe I find the Seraphine.
Like I stack 2 and then I roll.
I can also just send it.
If I find the lowest pair, I'm just going to send it.
Allowed.
I should have just go Gargoyle then.
I don't know why it's not on the horse.
Should I go Guardbreaker on Karasol still?
Is Guardbreaker on Karasol good by the way?
Should I be going Guardbreaker here or should I just finish something else?
It's DV, DV, IE. Is that much worse than Guardbreaker DV, IE?
I don't want to build towards the center that I don't have
Oh, I have one tick also, so it's useful perhaps you are right
Perhaps you're right
oh wait you're right actually why don't you stay on dv okay so what the fuck
do I go for I mean BS word is fucking useless oh she has the last spot but
what about my frontline I have no front-line items last whisper
I can't go set fast, but then I kill my glow.
Hello? Are there any T-Hex experts in chat?
You can go with Gumblade. I think if you build Gumblade from DV, DV, IE, you are getting fucking banned.
Like, you are actually just getting banned on the fucking spot.
That's no cap. I'm pretty sure Guardbreaker is also reportable.
When I have the fucking... When I have the ma- and I'm gonna have two items.
But I don't know if it's, like, Bo or Jane.
Well, the chain's gone. So I think I'll be going both.
It has finished the last one this time.
I think you are actually just getting banned.
DB, DB? Yeah, let's just put the DB on fucking some on buy.
So I can go Gumbly and get a weaker T-Heads.
What?
620. That's good enough.
Make 50.
MF. Worthless. Lieberd. Do I even want to hatch my two? No.
Econ, econ.
Oh wait, oh I didn't stop last with spot.
DB DB guard 2.3 average stop stop looking at the fucking stats man. I have three items right T hex
I will be building other items
You already have your item set
You don't fucking sit here and just keep chasing this fucking bits. What about everything else man? You just go wait for fun
Is that reasonable?
Not really
level 7 50 be all right I'll roll for the lowest to next term I'm also one
Seraphine off. Loris might as well hold Braum. Braum, Seraphine.
Fuck.
No time.
Okay. I think the game is over.
No Mining Drill Prane. Look at my spot!
I don't even need Mining Drill!
I'm level 780!
A 3-6, what the fuck you mean?
No Mining Drill Prane? For what?
I don't know.
Okay.
Oh, man.
Okay, I don't get it.
I still could go Barbreaker, but I'm kind of down.
I mean it's fine, I just play Bardo.
Uh, DB.
I mean I could play MF over a bar and I just don't play Bard.
Uh, DB, IE.
And now I have this, last whisper, a guard breaker, and I have both BF, half red buff, and half, let's direct from my bucket.
BOW?
Yeah, fuck it.
Yeah, I don't know why BF, like, not on this number one.
No Miding Drill! Gigi's lost!
What?
Level 8, 60. I mean, the only problem is I don't have Bartholomew. Like, maybe I should
just play Bartholomew or something. Call it the Chaos Golden Egg. Bro, fuck it, Golden
I'm gonna take an egg.
It's all wicked even good.
Do I beat anyone?
400 charge.
Ah whatever, fuck it.
I mean worst case I can just uh I can just uh four five all in and try to cash this out
Okay, I mean this guy doesn't have IE, that's pretty good.
I have a problem with all of this.
It didn't cast again.
I think I am going H. I think all I had to do here was not take golden egg and I would have won this game.
And then now I'm scared because I'm going to be sacking. I'm going fast nine, I took golden egg.
I think all I had to do this game was not take golden egg.
And now I believe I'm H because I think this guy is about to cash out
Brock and I don't even beat him.
Isn't it more exciting this way?
Well, okay, well, I don't mind taking the Golden Egg if you guys acknowledge that you know it's incorrect.
Like, in spots like this where you're like, high rolling and you're trying to go fast 9,
it's not correct to take Golden Egg. Like, it doesn't do anything.
It's like, the only way you throw this game,
like, basically, the more boring the option, the more correct it is.
Is what it is.
Like, okay, is Golden Egg fun to take?
Yes. That's how you know it's incorrect to take it.
Like, would I be having fun taking Golden Egg? Yes.
And that's how you know it's incorrect.
But I want to run. That's where it maybe is correct.
Not really. I don't think I need Golden Egg to talk to this game.
Oh God.
I sure like it'll it'll make the difference of you winning sometimes, but it doesn't matter like it's I
Could easily bought for this game, and that's the problem
He's right
Bobo
I mean if I suck to add his rope or tx to is that enough to win the game
I'm back on a...
Ah, very, very gold.
I've been talking to Scott about this stupid essay.
I'm not paired...
by Leona...
Azir...
I'm not too...
Oh, shut up!
I'm not bad.
That is pretty good for me.
Nautilus.
I'm back on playing Nautilus.
Swain. I mean, no one thought of an addition.
And... GG.
Graves 3.
Alright, nice.
As soon as I take golden egg, I was going to go straight to 9 with 100 gold on 5-1, but
now my win card is to cash out the egg, and it's like, is that even good, not really?
I could just take the soul awakening, and I'm pretty sure, I mean, I guess it depends
on the cash out.
Some cash out is actually pretty good.
I'll make 20.
Little stick.
I'll make 20.
It'll stick.
I can drop drop if I actually find some two stars.
But also I could roll for Ornn and try to get Ornn and I'm down.
I'll roll for 10 fucking.
Okay, I will be going through zero.
Ornn? Okay.
Okay.
Rolled it!
And now I'm basically guaranteed to cash out this worthless ass egg.
a BFBF
BFBF chain
Yes
And a dude over there and prom too
Hello
Hello
Hello
I'm eating a $3 and I give it a fucking I don't have a single defensive item. I
Don't have a single front line
Oh God, I mean it's only five hundred yards fine
It only gives uh, three mana regen.
Is that even good?
Not really.
Eh, honestly, what the fuck is going-
Am I lagging?
What the fuck is this?
Hello?
I mean I actually don't even mind holding the Orianna.
Am I really losing gold to hold the Orianna?
No!
Don't gear!
I guarantee the cash out here.
Oh yeah, but this guy just cashed out.
The Brock.
Or two, okay.
What'd I get?
Jesus Christ.
That was my cash out.
Are we on fucking drugs right now?
I...
I...
I...
I mean, I can try for Zad.
Or Zonia is one of those.
I mean, I can go to Niko.
What the fuck is this trash?
Excuse me?
I don't even want to go in the nico, it's not even stronger. I mean I can only use the fiddle stick, but I kind of want to just go 9 now
I don't get it
And I just go double, I just cap around double TX too. What was this, cash out? Excuse me
That's my cash out
What?
Draven.
Draven.
Egg was the correct play.
Admit it.
Yeah, that's it.
No, this cashout is really fucking good, man.
I think I would rather just...
I would rather just cash out solo weakening.
A delayed solo weakening than take this fucking trash armor again.
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Now I'm going to roll. I'm down to just build the fucking best fiddle items. Also, I don't even want to fucking, I don't even want to, uh, because I'd rather just save my golden eagle or fiddle stick.
Okay, I'm just going to roll here, actually. Wait? What's this? Jesus Christ. I'm sure you hit one of them.
Okay, TX-2, JG, 50 AP, Zonjas, who the fuck do I DB?
Can you- does this give stats?
I don't think so.
Does that give stats?
No.
This is my cash out by the way.
This was my catch-out.
Oh, I don't even know if this is even stronger.
Who the fuck do I red buff?
Do I just red buff my orn?
Surely he passed once.
i could i could rub up this and then uh... just try for some
what happened
I'm running out of reporters here man.
Alright.
I mean I can level Brazilian too and just move all the items to the Zillian as well.
Last one's for DB, DB, IE, DB, Guard,
JG, Zonia, Red Buff,
a million HP on the dude.
I mean this one's like a win or no.
Perhaps.
I've only been a billion all their bear a blue buff
I can also go another day I think item
Okay, I just saw a silver mirrored on I just saw a silver mirrored on do I even beat that guy oh
Okay, at least at least I'm on the correct side, but
So that's good, I guess
There's one cast just watch on my entire board and they got E and B I got scarred it hasn't even cast in there. I'm dead. Oh
Great
He won? How? No fucking way he's stronger. That's some fucking capipinas.
Do you like it?
Brom-doo.
I'm low on removal
There's no fucking way this guy is stronger like always come as a solo weakening. Oh, it's actually strong as well. I didn't see it
I have a question. So why? Why did I just take solo awakening? So why did I just take
I'm just solo-weighting here. Horizon Focus.
I don't get it. Maybe I can stun the backline.
Try to not get star nerd
It's gonna probably get star nerd anyway
One task early
No
Okay wait
Wait
Okay
Okay.
And?
Did he not have anti-heal?
He didn't have anti-heal?
Oh my, now I'm fucked, man, though you didn't have anti-heal.
Oh my.
How did he not have anti-heal?
What?
I mean he just got anti-heal on his entire board. Oh, I buffered a cast. It's up to him
It is not fine. I just gave him anti-heal. I just gave this guy anti-heal
Instead of that, did I even have healing on my board? Oh wait, I don't even have healing. Never mind
I'll miss the x2
My board sucks
Okay, at least I'm not getting started this round, that's pretty good, right?
Oh
It is iron ball
I have a question.
What?
What?
Wow.
This golden egg will not be taken ever again.
How?
I
How which one did I get this one I
Sack the entire game
What I didn't get the visage wait
wait what I didn't even get the fucking message man oh oh it's oh you don't get it it's
I'll blow it out for a reason.
Think Northgate?
So, a fond 88 gold, I mean that's pretty good, I can play Double DX.
you know what's broken it's this one I mean no shit is broken look at this one
you get a golden egg and two full item handles what like that I mean golden egg
is fucking broken on this one you're prismatic you're not even down for
I mean, you're panodontic, but not really.
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
You have comeback story into soul awakening.
Comeback story into solo awakening. What the fuck is that average by the way? Your entire board just loads in
With a million attacks need a million HP. Yeah fucking solo awakening
That's just a bad beat. You're right. It is a bad beat.
You gave him Morolo and then I looked at how much healing my team did. I think I did a hundred total healing.
It doesn't fucking matter, man.
I-I-I don't get it.
Aw, girl.
It's just a bad beat.
It's a bad beat.
Bro, honestly, I'm just gonna fucking pretend to be Iron Vogue starting next game.
I'm just gonna swap to a Bulldiver.
Most likely, yeah.
I'm not getting the Pokemon I was looking for, but I need to play Masta.
Double trouble, Warlord's Honor, Pyro-Maniac, Jade?
Okay, don't worry guys, I'll remember to catch up this time.
Surely man, I mean I can't pop this one.
Hello! Hello!
Oh, nice.
I leveled though, but not even leveled.
I mean, this quest just fucking sucks.
What does this call this quest? It's forced to make a fucking gargoyle.
I mean, this doesn't grief...
This doesn't grief, what's it called?
the Slammon. So if this griefs Slammon, that's just a bad beat. Or if that, if this, if this
greases this, it's just a bad beat. I don't fucking care. It doesn't grief Slammon, so it should be
consistent. And if it's not consistent, bad beat. It's as simple as that.
If it greases, okay, don't care. I don't fucking care. I'm not bumping the shit.
That's just the right game's if. If it does not grief Slammon, it should not
break this and I think I will just start bitching. Fun.
It's not a bad beat.
Uh, I mean, I kinda wanna prioritize gold.
Is there anything I can play here?
Sure.
Make 20.
Like, this quest is actually not bad if you get it a little bit later.
because the thing is you can do this one on neutrals.
But getting it here, it's like not that good.
No Bard, guys, you do not go Bard when you play Yshtal.
It's not the roles that are important, it's the gold that's important.
Because your last quest is almost always by EXP.
Like basically, buying EXP and Yshtal is super premium on the quest.
of the quest. Just not early game. But that's like the best possible quest is by EXP. It's,
you can finish it in one fucking turn, except the problem is you need the gold to sustain.
If you don't have the gold to sustain by EXP, I believe you're 8. I don't think
you're making the Brock. And I'm pretty sure the number one most important item for Brock
is Storak. I have not seen Brock one cast a single time without Storak. No Storak, it's
not even like healing doesn't even do anything. Because the problem with healing is you need
to ult to actually deal damage. He's fucking right. It's having the rerolls for the
the role quest not worth it. I mean the thing is with the re-rolls is what happens is, what
happens with the re-rolls is, yes you have the re-rolls to roll, but what, you're gonna
be rolling on 7? No. Like one time I took the re-roll quest because I had the rolls
and then I rolled the true 0 on 7 and I was just level 7 0 gold, like nice man. I
I think even if I cash out there from that spot I'm still late.
But obviously if it's only takeable I mean, you must.
Like next to admin I'm just gonna click anything that gives gold.
So I can actually...
Just trust me man, my e-cells go to actually 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1.
Except for the last time that I was gonna win again...
And then I just didn't cash out.
And then I died.
Yeah.
What?
I mean, this works with Clutter Mind, so it better be consistent.
I'm just saying, it might just be another bad beat.
If it works with Cluttered Mind, it should work with this fucking garbage.
Also, what is this fucking lower? What is this shit, man?
Oh, Mike, how is this four turns?
Oh, God.
Four turns for a hundred? Like, what is this?
Oh, nice. It does work.
Yeah, you can just sell it the moment the moment the fight ends, but like, oh my god, and I mean, the news is you can do this on neutral, I guess. I guess it's fair.
I think it's just as soon as the fight ends.
I do not know if I'm cashing out the scene.
I'm going to be honest. I have been said three dog shit quests in a row.
I don't get it. But I guess
if they didn't give you the dog shit, this quest would actually, or this augment would average into once.
So I guess that's how they balance it. They just give you the dog shit.
Okay, never mind, GG.
What?
What?
Uh, okay, well, I mean, that's not even good, because now it's like not as exciting.
Because now I'm like guaranteed to make it to Brock.
Wait, what?
Is that even good, then?
What the fuck is this?
All right last turn of this garbage and what's the most premium quest I can take here
I don't even know, like oh like lose 4 rounds in a row, I'm down, oh I'm down, I didn't
get, if it's by exp for like a small amount, I'm also down for that, I'm just refreshed.
three in a row.
Nice. I basically killed 1-0-5.
Oh, this one's in a row, right? Yeah.
Like, three, like, three combats to give 200 is fucking insane.
The BSword is gone?
What?
The fuck?
The BSword gone?
Excuse me.
I kinda wanna finish this direct.
Excuse me, I kind of want to finish this direct
Moment of truth check the build over
into Kraken i.e. you Nara done blade master
And watch this.
Watch this.
One more round and then...
Just look.
I'm down for the buy 80 EXP.
Fuck it.
some fucking buy 20 ESV garbage. Just give me the buy 80 ESV. Actually, you know what?
I will allow end around with 100 gold and then buy ESM.
G?
Okay, GG's. I don't get it. I think the game is over.
What the fuck are you doing? I mean, you said you'd hide the fucking question. How fucking
stupid are you guys? I think a fucking kindergartener has the analytical skills to deduct that.
Like, what the fuck is this? Oh, no, you guys are probably from Europe. Oh, that
make sense you teeth so good and a hamburger don't care you need us by 20
fucking yes we work with mother fucker man
I mean this wins right?
Okay, holy shit. I don't mean to know. Okay. Holy shit.
Monka.
I mean, good thing I got tiny sudden. I don't think I want to cash out here.
And the problem is that I built Starak IE, I shouldn't have just unlocked Skarner, probably.
IE plus one. Well, player on BSWord.
I mean the problem with the items that I made is if I don't hit it.
I mean, I just need you to find me, I don't do loads of stuff there.
Huh?
Hello?
Huh?
Hello?
You fucker!
I just got scammed, man!
Also, this casual fucking sucks, man!
Oh my, I don't even get the 550, I think I'm going A. What the fuck are these quests?
Oh my god.
I don't care.
Bro, these quests are so fucking bad.
these an instant when the 500 is not.
He's right.
All right.
Jay.
KG! Oh no, this time I know like the problem last time when I didn't cash out is that I
couldn't re-cash out. Like here I'm guaranteed to survive and then you must. Like the difference
between like 550 is an instant win. It's just genuinely an instant win. I, actually
that's not even true. Okay, it's an instant win if I have two lives because I think
level 810 because I fucking rolled 50 gold on 8 for a stupid ass uh I rolled 50 gold on 8 for a
stupid ass Niko 2 so I'm just sitting here with nothing I don't get it but uh if you were to just
look at the difference between uh so okay so right now it would be the difference of this one
Which is a fun a full item 15 but this one is seven sugar Nikos to golden Nikos third of all fun radiant TV
Like I yeah, but I mean I I much prefer the golden Niko in the sugar Nikos
Yeah, but that was just instant double Niko brock and just go nine, but yeah
Okay
I am ice guard.
This way!
I am an aid purifier.
Whatever, good enough. Let me see what I got.
If I lose it's a bad beat.
I suppose I must defost you first.
I'm not dead, right?
My cash out is a fawn in a radiant TG on...
Alright whatever, I mean what can you do?
Listen, listen.
Shit quest on shit quest on shit quest on shit quest on forced to cash out with one
life and I lowered the cash out.
I mean it is what it is.
Listen, listen, listen it is what it is.
This game was a guaranteed first.
I just forgot the cash out.
Yes?
Brock first.
Brock first.
It is what it is.
Like I mean I don't know what to tell you man.
I got shit quest on shit quest on shit quest on shit quest.
I had to roll 50 gold on seven, on seven.
Like, oh my God.
I've rolled 50 gold on seven
because the only takeable quest is Field Two Star Niko.
Oh my God.
Like imagine I don't roll 50 gold on seven.
What did I just be nine on four or five?
Yes?
Nine on four, five full legendary. The game was over, man.
No, I have to roll for Niko 2, man. If I don't hit Niko 2, I can't cash out! I can't cash out!
Oh my god! It's just a bad beat!
It's a bad beat like it actually is I don't think you understand how bad these quests are
I am 1111 on each towel man.
No, can you guys confirm that I actually convert every single proc spot?
Like I loraled the cash out, and I loraled 7 quests in a row, man.
The only thing I had on that day was Titanic fucking whatever the fuck, Titan.
Oh my god.
No, the last 8 wasn't even an 8.
I don't think you understand.
The game was over.
No, yesterday when I forgot to cash it out, that was a fluke.
Like that game, if I cashed it out, it was a first.
Well, I mean, I don't know what you're supposed to do when you just get fed the dog shit.
Someone can load in.
Someone can load in with 200 charge on going into Krugs, and I hit 200 on 3-5?
That's reasonable?
Oh
I'm in my spot, it's the same. I hurried my items.
It's allowed.
I might play some boss, and I'm probably not going to get both of this game, I might
play some ball of release.
That's the case, I might as well just... I might as well just make step-by-step for it, honestly.
I can double level or I can make 20 and about volley list like I'm
just making sense as fucking just try to get as many stats on size so I can unlock
Wallabair for free and just stabilize around Wallabair hold the stupid ass
Ionians for bruiser scion to unlock Wallabair okay fast nine rise list G I
I just ordered pizza and soda. You have to tag him. He says hide at 8-8. He means while I order it.
Do not do that.
Draven? Is there a hook striker? Yes.
Okay, I mean, not my port is actually good.
I mean I swear the board doesn't even feel that good because I'm gonna honestly
it feels pretty good in my mind but you know what unit like I feel like it needs
to go on your board if like if you want to like max-map it's a set
Broke set is broken. No cap.
What is this? Set to go mad.
Hello? Scion?
Okay.
Okay.
It's looking good.
That's no golly.
Shen?
Like, do you ever just drop Shen for set and just play 3 Bruiser if you have 3 on set?
I mean, it's for sure better, actually.
But that's, I mean, that's so late game that it's not even worth thinking about, honestly.
And... Kennen.
A Kabuko.
A Liss.
Wait a second.
have another bell in the pocket, half strap, half marlowe, half some barkeep, this, a
of will calm
lullabare rise
that's Eric
how easy to
to unlock the only thing is you have to unlock this fucking dumbass can
The Kamukos easy to unlock.
Put the cannon...
One out of eight.
Uh, what am I missing?
Okay.
Why does this guy look kind of strong?
Level six!
What happened last game? I bet two to six.
Oh, nothing.
Your points are going to...
Don't worry.
Good things have happened
You get top of valuable lesson of stop gambling
This unit has eight armor hello
CoCoCoCo, please please you must know what's up?
That's a guy.
I'm gonna take my under two ship from you to actually want to push, because I don't
have any way to win this.
I love the system that I lose to this guy anyway.
Who's killing this guy?
It's probably not me.
Oh nice.
I'm actually killing the max here.
Oh wait, actually not mine.
Actually?
Wait?
Oh nice.
It's for sure nice
Uh, okay
How do I unlock
I got three so I need to slow it up.
Two.
One's low.
Golden Niko.
Oh, that's really good.
Full enemy role.
Yeah, I don't have to play...
It's long.
Full, full build.
Full, full, full build.
Uh...
Last Wispah.
QSS? I'm not trying to build a fucking QSS.
Bow, Cloak, Glove, Bow, Belt.
I'm sure they get one rod this game.
Okay, I'm pretty sure I'm on pace for my scion to actually farm in all of areas.
out when you reach all the night immediately level to 10 and gain two shop free shop re-rolls
getting 60 xp now. Wahoo birthday reunion. Wahoo. Can I even make it there? And then
what I'm supposed to just play a random set on my board? Oh it's not this. Wand overflow
This guy suck
Bro, this augment is OP man
If I take MagScap, I can't even level to 9 until 5-1. Is that good or not MagScap or win out or whatever the fuck is called
Not really
Because I'm in this so much role
And I just make it to voli 2 rise 2 these guys are about to get run the fuck over man. Just wait
Like I already have birthday reunion man
And what the fuck does my level 10 even do on my, oh my god. Look at my items. My level 10 would be like...
My level 10 would be... I don't even know what it is.
Also, I probably want to...
How do I unlock three noxes?
and roll for?
When I don't play taric I kind of want to lock cannon or kaboom go back before
Oh, oh yeah
Also, I think I've also put this
And
Alright, am I close to unlocking the dude?
I am every one.
The motherfucker is so hard to unlock.
Like, I swear, how do you unlock Kennen?
If you don't have- if you don't have Yoruba, what is this shit?
That's fuck?
I can't.
Or like, I mean I can, but like it's annoying as fuck.
I need to unlock like, I need, I'm gonna like shine on something.
This is another defender. Ionia, Ionia, Kennen, or Tabugo to Yorl. This is a defender.
I guess I can just level to 8 and unlock it.
This isn't going.
3,553, let me see what's going on over here.
I'm at 2 out of 8.
except this is one two three and if I upgrade one of them that's another good
one
I need I need to actually kill some units here because I need I need my
I uh, Sion to farm some gold.
Or leave them fucked.
Or not gold, they should be.
Hello, Sion?
Hello!
Okay, okay I got two here, that's pretty good.
How does that, oh this does not take that.
Jarvan?
Alright, I have one, two, three, four.
I don't think this is getting enough stacks for me to unlock-
I don't know what I'm doing here, but this shit is pissing me off, man.
My board is terrible.
66.
What are you doing?
Alright, back. I unlocked it.
And I did unlock set, which is really good.
Okay, I need to kill some units, though.
4 Bringser, uh Shogen, if I go DT, play around Tier Chain, and I kinda wanna finish 3 out of
tier, I can just go TG Wallabair, just finish 3 out of Rize, shogen I should just go
Alright.
Excuse me?
Yeah, unlock this fucking Mollevere, I need to fill some stuff.
Yeah, this is some dirty...
If I have to, if I can only unlock it...
If I can only unlock it...
By playing Six Bruiser...
I think I'm fucked.
I have to play that a turn and then sit and then it's just completely
The end of these killing orbs, I'm not getting words big friend 10% dr whole board
Big friend 10% VR
One component to hold
I can cash out with a... oh there's even an indicator this time.
1750 health. How long does this have?
1750 health.
What do I have? Targon, Ionia, Yordle.
I can unlock it with Noxus as well.
I mean, I'm second one
I have to fucking I have to play program locking in
And I have to suck one more like what the fuck is this shit my board sucks
Is Kabuko 2 with 4 bruiser enough?
No.
Bro, I'm not just level unlock rise.
I just realized I have I have a two star four cost oh actually wait does that
change ever the orb like I unlock rise and then I pick it up wait oh wait it
might be a good beat
All right, no no no when you unlock when you unlock the champ the chances of you getting the orb is
as high as fuck but I mean just wait just wait. Also I need a Rukong. I mean there's a Liss I mean I
I kind of want to just finish the BT, but anti-heal, no.
I don't know, anti-heal, I, I, I, I, I, I,
one cost BS sword, oh there's a two cost BS sword,
what the hell is this, what the hell am I waiting for?
Why I need I need to talk with their man
All right, and now I unlock the ball bear and it's the last loss
I
Didn't summon all of them. Oh, I did but I got I got gold
This guy is cashing out. Oh God.
But I think I peeped. I'm gonna peep.
Never mind, my ride's dead.
I'm gonna go for a single trade.
I'm gonna end this.
And he just...
Oh, I just saw my ball over there. It's all good.
Don't worry.
Gigi! Gigi!
Uh, who am I missing?
I own you. Who the fuck am I missing?
Who the fuck am I missing?
Wukong. I don't have a Wukong.
Hau? Hau?
I mean, I guess I can unlock Set over, but then if I unlock Set, I mean, I guess I'm already Volibearer.
I'm gonna BP.
Wait, where's my Volibear?
It's dead.
I mean, I have a Rise too. That's pretty good, man.
Bro, okay, should I just unlock Set and just play Shen?
And just play Set over Shen and just call it a day?
Or just Set over, like, Scion and just not play for a Ruiser?
I mean, what if I don't find a Wu Hong, man?
I don't get it.
No, that's a bad beat, if I don't hit.
That's what I like to call a bad beat.
Uh, BT over here.
Hold that turn.
uh how many bubbles do i have? no? cannon? all right
all right bolly get on my stance so i don't want to put my socks on
let's do them then
I'm in my front line sucks though
I don't know where to put the last one
I don't have the last third
I don't-
HA HA HA HA
HA
What the fuck
There in 2
He doesn't even have a mod on it.
Bear in two.
What?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I mean I for sure I can't anymore right surely not
Not.
I might as well go booba.
You need a last whisper.
That's pretty good.
Also, bammies.
Okay.
Okay.
So I've got him billed?
No.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Do I have a cannon bill? No. Oh, the shining is, uh, what's it called?
I mean, my board's actually good, and it's gonna be really good after I get, um, Ralo
on to or after I get a third prize item, they're not right on them.
Well, they're on them, but I think there's also a broth in the lobby, so I can't do it for me.
But I mean, I can't, I can't really justify just going for one unit, so.
Oh, he's dead.
Alright, Wukong too.
Slamming shit back again.
G.S. Kraken.
Wait, my big friend, big friend.
But did he cost this? 17.50? Cause this is even 17.50. Wow.
This should just boxed. It must be.
Nice.
I mean it's looking good, I'd say.
And I'm about to spike even further.
Rise to Wall-E-Dew, GG's.
I can go IE, Last Whisper, I don't even go IE, so what should I do?
I can BG IE, swap swap, I'm gonna Rullo, I kinda wanna move, I kinda wanna go one
man item on rise. Eventually. Holy f*****g items. I was gonna move, but now I wrote hot
JG. Okay, so who the f**k is holding the Marlowe this tournament? Is this gonna cast? I f*****g
I hope so man. If this fucker doesn't cast, it bad me.
Hello?
Kenin?
Kenin!
Kenin!
Kenin!
Kenin!
Kenin!
Wait, what happened to my Volibear?
He got one shot!
What?!
My Volibear just died instantly, man!
Wait, wait, wait. What happened? Like, it doesn't have to kill my Wukong before it aggro's onto my Volibear?
Did it just walk him and die instantly? Wait, what?
I can fight this guy, and I think I will be dead.
Alright, I'll just put it back one, whatever. Damaged him, fuckin'.
Wait, how is that even possible? I don't get it.
I'm pretty sure RiseBiz is not the Lomanna.
Let me see which one I should go.
Rise, Jewel of Gauntlet.
3 item, 2 sword, builds.
I didn't do so
Natchez GG guard Natchez GG Natchez
Natchez GS GG Natchez hot GG other stuff on the Natchez brown on GG and that okay nice
Wait, I'm about a giga spike then because I can go uh
I can move
Shoshin over here and it's three item three item and now I'm gonna have three item list three item what's it called?
see
And I can level fiddle stick
And I can double man on that one
I'm gonna go
I can play
Okay, so what happens if I fight the bearer too, I'm just dead.
My board did not change also. I'm tired of this fucking stupid ass
I'm putting it up like it's take
It seemed too long before the mold.
It didn't mold.
It's in my whole world still.
We? We? We? You are Axis!
Alright, I mean, holy shit, I'm not dead. That's pretty good for me. And I've probably
lies. G? Bro, my board has not changed.
I
That's probably better never had that sweet
What?
Holy...
What?
Oh, Oh!
Long shot to Vanquisher, Vanquisher plus 1, what does that do?
What the fuck are these?
5 cost?
What the fuck are these?
I mean Brice won, he has a fucking QSS on Baron, like if I lose this fight that's just a balance.
This guy's board is complete trash.
He was at Baron 1, and I'm full cap, except not really, because I don't have a R-nice.
Okay well in the Baron matchup, what's it called is really important, Kindred, because
If you can just pop ult at a good time, it's just over.
Uh, but I'm fighting this guy, so...
And I think in this matchup, as long as I don't get...
Well, honestly, if this matchup is fail-sucking and doing anything, he has QSS.
Hello?
You all?
It's dead.
Hello?
I think I did it all, especially a swap 10 and 2 dip.
I think it says fish bones being eaten.
What's my score today? 6.2?
Oh my god.
I love K-Prize and you people are please.
People are please.
Hello?
Just put the eunora in the back.
Bro, I don't need eunora to climb, man.
Perhaps I do.
about jade
I would have prepared you in cups.
The waves will ride you down unless you fight me before.
I didn't hold my shot, please.
Uh, okay.
I...
mean?
What is he placed last game?
Third?
Chain Cloaks, he has sword.
I would have got
Yeah, go change
the
I mean, last time, okay, last time I took Pandora's Bench and I rolled for Bard.
I felt like abysmally broke, the entire game.
I don't get it.
But then, like, if I don't have Bard and I don't hit Midingdrill, what's the plan?
I'll probably just roll for barb though, I think I still must, it's too good.
good. Holy shit, you've only got three? Okay, sure. Yeah, I mean, you can use it, but the
thing is, it's like, you still, you still, uh, if you don't have the tempo, you have
to, uh, nah. Like, if I have Pandora's Bench, I'm down to just, like, I'm going
You're basically up a fawn.
This guy rolled on three by the way.
I don't even know how that's allowed.
That's crazy.
We found one gate.
It's two gates.
Zero fucking anything else.
Paired, Paired, Paired... Alright. Allowed.
Truths are at one cost. I'm rolling three Truths are at one cost. Surely I find one fucking
Caitlyn, yes? He's right. Paired, one cost. I've Paired Keanu on board.
Oh, I can...
Okay, nice.
Like, surely this can...
Right?
I mean, it's probably pivoting to the open outlet,
but this guy is so fucking bad.
I don't even understand how he's allowed to hold on...
What's it called there?
Oh, he's pitting for sure.
He rolled on three by the way.
Way to go, Rod, into, hodge.
Okay.
Okay.
okay hello I mean I could go for a Nivia 3 no
oh
and it's not actually good it's good when you're contested because you're
basically down a pond on the sea of double t-hex.
And I'd much rather roll two star one gust.
How do I roll?
All right, Loris, please.
Like I'm just saying when other people have Pandora's Bench they have Cape 3 on 2-5.
Oh, oh wait.
That is good.
Okay.
Let's hold some pre-cost after this rolls into whatever it's called, in J.
wait no this guy is actually awful no flamethrower
like wait what okay what's your meat
and
She
Also, I don't even need to hold these ones anymore, right
Alright, where is the Loris?
Oh no, it's time. I'm feeling the K3 watching shit. G?
I'm about to spawn in with the K3, watch this.
GDs, GDs!
Oh, see?
Oh, my Pandora's Ben just bugged out.
Why don't I actually win?
Like surely it's still wrong, I mean it's not wrong for sure, if it's not that bad it's
gonna be.
Who cares you already exploited it's not an exploit man.
Bro it's just luck man.
It's not like I was like oh holy shit, I won you the loss.
I took 7 actually, I don't even know if I can count it.
For all it's not even good, Hexgate travel.
I mean it's pretty good, it can just farm what's it called.
Is there a defender anywhere?
I just sell my, did I just sell my Nileo?
Yes.
Okay, so where the fuck is the low-risk?
Uh, what do I have?
Bow?
Oh my gosh, I'm going to go on Karazhal.
Where is the low-risk?
more risk
double key three double tx
Oh, nice!
Loris!
Wait!
I'm kind of gonna just start just start playing strong this
All right
And then I'll just hatch the Orianna 3 and then I'll be level 8 and I just roll for a Seraphine
with the t-hacks, level 8 GGs, bow, IE, I mean it's not even good, my items, I mean I go
last whisper just pray I get a guard breaker, or a DB which is probably not going to happen
because it's 2 BS words, I mean maybe I just try to roll a guard breaker, I don't want
to go by 3, a DB, a lower risk, alright, well, level 6, making 30, or 40, wait this
This spot is looking a little too good.
Bro, fuck this man, I'm not going for this dog.
I upgrade that, it's going to be Vi2 on bench, I don't even care about Vi3.
And...
What?
Yeah, fuck it, the S-word, half-db.
No.
I will be finishing the last whisper.
Bro, it's on a fucking one cost, man.
Oh my God.
It's fucking awful, man.
Maybe like surely you give it to us or something
It's uh, you just you just farm 1 to 3 older term
But I mean usually it's good to get you Caitlyn 3, but every hack a 3 so it's like not actually that good. It's alright
Serpene
I mean, it's too expensive. I don't even care about stupid ass what's called to fuck that unit. I really found one that's going off of me.
That's a lot of fun when you hold the mission, I can make it through this turn, he is fuckin' right.
Alright, 37, I'm out, okay, it looks like I'm on low, but the thing is I'm so fuckin' rich.
Like, just wait.
And the thing is I'm pretty sure I can just roll and go for TS2 on 8 to see if I have Pandora's.
I'm kind of done with just the little 11-3 rolls, but I'll give it to you.
Geeks too.
Another vibe.
Okay, Orianna too, GG.
5-0-2-5.
And I hope I win this round. My board's actually pretty good though.
So I'd be surprised if I lose this round, honestly.
Do I care about rolling for 4s?
Not really.
Anything I would rather be rolled to or something.
And the thing that's a buying drill here is that I have no combat at all and I'm pretty
sure I'm rolling on 8 for every legendary game here.
armor.
Bug Jane.
What's better?
Upgrade?
Fuck upgrade.
Bro, every time I take upgrade, it shoots the ult and then it upgrades, yes?
Like it's superior, right?
Oh yeah.
Every time I have upgrade it shoots an ult and then the... nice.
Upgrade!
Pump Jam!
Okay well I didn't hit mining drill so that can't be good for me.
Um, Morillo...
Half DB...
I can go Gumblaid.
Half Guard Break...
I mean I have Half Guard Breaker!
But if I go Morillo, half DB...
It's probably actually oh, yeah, I should have one of this okay, so it's Marlowe half DB
56 the level
Do I have a sniper no I don't even have I don't have a gun slinger
I'm Marlowe and then half DB and then tier. I don't have a gun slinger. All right. I mean that's okay last loss
Alright, time to level.
I, okay, I'm kind of down to just drop down to 4 and just send it for a more growth mindset.
I mean it's not that.
Blue buff, red buff.
I already have...
Do I have...
No.
I'm rolling one.
Oh, I don't get it.
Oh wait, oh, I need to get rid of Kog'maw.
Oh shit, I need a, I need a...
That's my Prismatic, by the way.
Don't I just want any combat?
Yes?
I don't have a single combat augment.
Hello. You got cold to chaos egg. Oh my god. Okay, I mean, I'm not going nine right?
I might as well just commit to rolling for a five cost. That's, my prismatic is
completely useless by the way.
Oh a Senna. That's pretty good.
Wait what? Wait what? I'm 30 gold? I'm supposed to sit here? I have Pandora's fucking bench
by the way. Is this rage bait? I'm supposed to sit here and just sac three rounds when
I can just roll 3 5 costs on 8.
I...
What?
Is this just rage bait or like...
I mean my options were shit.
What, I'm supposed to take 1 overflow?
I think some of you players are a lost cause.
Holy fuck.
I can sac 3 and have less gold to roll or I can just roll 3 5 cost on 8.
You're sweet.
It's tiny but it doesn't do anything. I mean I'm not happy. I'm not happy with growth mindset roll on 8.
But I'm not going 9 from this spot.
I looked, I leveled to 8, and I looked, and it was 54 gold to go 9.
And I had, it was 51 gold to go 9, and I had 54 gold.
Let's say I go 9.
Woohoo! 3 gold! 3 gold to roll! GD's! I'm back!
What?
Ah, it's just unreal, man. It's actually unreal.
should I go percent of two and I just roll for a five pocket
one roll and I miss so I have to fucking just roll it
My level 9 would be...
A zilean.
Bob-Chain.
A Bob-Chain.
Budget
Shivana
The only thing that matters is T. Hex the only thing that matters is T. Hex
Who the it has a morello Senna?
Like how can you be so bad I don't get it
I why do I roll again? I don't even have the thing there. I mean this is just this is just I mean
It's just a bad beat. I didn't roll three five plus and I just don't mind then a single time. I wish it's a bad beat
30 gold. Is that it strong?
Yes! Okay, it's fine.
And what's this? I can still go 9 by the way. I can still 9 in one turn. The exact same fucking interval.
Instead of let's go to roll a 9 but who the fuck cares? I mean this is just unlucky. I mean I have not fucking rolled a single upgrade.
Bro, now I'm actually kinda close to 9.
Bro!
But now I'm actually kinda close to 9.
I'm not even close to nine, it was roll, it was roll, I'm fucking trolled.
I can go Gumblaid and Last Whisperer this, IEDV Gumblaid.
Hodge Last Whisperer.
Like honestly is it ever just was it was it a hodge this and then Gumbly this
so no hodge IE is that better I don't have a single front line item
what the fuck is this
I don't know if it's very sad, but I think it's like I need, and then I don't want to
hodge.
Okay, I'll just sit down and let's see like this.
And, oh nice.
Oh, I hit center two as well.
See how that works?
See how that works?
I mean, this run was lucky, but like, wow, I mean, it's crazy how that works.
If I have Pandora's Bench, I just need to roll some Vive costs instead of just sitting here jerking off of my by-toon front line
Wow, it's crazy
I mean the sad state uh if the sad state gunblade is better than hodge, I'm gonna stay like this
Because it's not like the other unit has that E.
Hello?
I lost?
I just lost a golden A.
How?
I lost? I just lost a golden A. How? How? How? Hello? Marzell? Am I supposed to swap
the gx by the way and say fuck the sats
let me put dv, let me put dv I...
and the justice is 4.35
4.16, okay I will be staying 12 years.
I can fucking cap a penis.
And...
Why are you guys copying my message what do you say man
This streamer, it seems very stupid.
I'm going to play double t-hex except it's I is double t-hex with no item better than they'll stick
This is gonna do anything
But I will roll this and I'm not gonna go for another t-hex
What the fuck? What is this shit on the ground? Excuse me?
What the fuck is that? Oh, is this really, no?
Should've arrived.
If I hit another TS, I can just move all three of these items, and I'll probably go I don't know whatever who bears
Nice you saw them losers are anti Diana
Is it actually stronger than Senna 2?
Is it Senna 2 like a fucking demon?
Like if it's Senna 1 I'm talking for sure but...
I was literally just getting Boker for Senna in this.
I mean, the moment I hit TX3, this time I was getting gigaditched.
I mean I surely it's not a shavonna to diff
What is it?
What?
Holy shit.
I guess I don't have a single one.
What?
Holy shit.
I guess I don't have a single augment.
I mean whatever.
I'm trying to do it for whatever.
Actually, I can't even hold it.
How?
How?
Okay, I mean I'm giga correct side surely just dead instantly
Wait
Wait
What the fuck is going on why does it look like a whole board is dead
so look at him for man you guys just look at his board
look at this board
is my board even good? who is this?
red next to red, hashtag red
what? who?
i got screwed up by this guy?
I mean, I'm triple Econ, man.
It's not even good.
Like, my Prismatic is basically 50 gold.
I don't have the Econ bro.
No, that shit is actually.
It's actually just... Jesus Christ, man.
I actually cannot believe I am allowed...
Like, I take the only takeable Brasvatic,
and then I look to the right,
and there's just straight-up, like, hard-stuck Emerald players
saying, question mark, you are so bad!
When I'm sitting with a Vi-2 frontline,
On 27 HP, no mining drill.
Question mark, why don't you stack 3 and go 9?
Like, it's just... I don't even understand how you can be so adamant and so incorrect.
It's just like, bro, I...
It's just... it's insane.
It's just...
It's unironically just mind-blowing.
Holy fucking shit.
It reminds me...
I was scrolling my Twitter and this guy goes question mark, why would you go for 2 here?
And they're downed, like the guy, it was the bills against whoever the fuck, and it was
like 13 to 14 and then they went for 2 instead of kicking a field goal to tie the game and
because the go for 2 conversion didn't hit, he just goes question mark, what the fuck
are these guys doing?
Jesus fucking Christ. What they're trying to do is they're trying to win the fucking game.
And just because they didn't convert and didn't win the game doesn't mean it's incorrect.
Like it's just so fucking bro. The football fans, the average football fan is actually a sub-65 IQ giga-dumbass.
I'm not saying just because you're like an American football fan means that you're a fucking giga dumbass, but
Jesus fucking
Christ
Listen, you're down 14
They score a touchdown get six points and now they're down eight and
They go for two
And people, and because the two conversion does not convert, why the fuck are they going
for two?
What the fuck are they doing?
What?
They're trying to win the fucking game with perfect info.
If they don't make the two, it's still a one possession game because you can go for
two on the next possession.
But if you go for two and you score a touchdown, a field goal wins!
You have perfect info!
Just because the two did not convert, does not mean it's the incorrect play.
I don't even know how I don't get it.
Like how the fuck?
How the fuck?
Bro, there are just, I, and I, oh my god.
No, no, no.
I have never touched a football, but I can do simple fucking math.
I can do simple math and recognize that hindsight is not the reason a play is correct or not.
I don't, like, just...
It's first in goal and because all four conversions don't score a touchdown, yeah, I don't know
why they didn't just score the, I don't know why they didn't just keep the field goal.
They should have known that they couldn't have made it.
It's second in goal, and they throw an interception.
What?
Why didn't they just kick the field goal?
Like, bro, what?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Holy fuck, I think you are any fucking no dumbass.
I genuinely, I just don't understand.
Ah, and that, fuck it.
Why are you rolling?
Why don't you just sit on Vine 2 front line
and go fast nine?
Don't you know it's only three gold to level instead of four?
What?
What's your boy's weight?
You took growth mindset.
You're rolling on eight, question mark?
Pandora's bench on nothing but two with a gargoyle front line?
Question mark?
Question mark?
Roll on eight?
You are so bad!
It's just, I look to my right, and there's just 20 people saying question mark unironically
and saying you are so, I don't care, and you're like, oh, you are very bad, X-Day,
I mean, I don't fucking care.
But like the thing is, if you are legit dog shit at the game, please, just refrain
from fucking typing.
If you have no fucking idea how to even approach anything, just stop thinking,
And just go play another game.
I- I- It's just-
Oh, man.
It's just- it's just- it's mind-blowing.
I'm just astonished.
I'm just straight up stunned.
I- I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Why are you going for two, Eater?
Wha-ha-ha!
They're trying to win the fucking game, man!
They're trying to win the fucking game,
is why they're going for two.
Just because the two didn't convert
Doesn't mean it was the incorrect play, you fucking idiot!
Oh my...
Just because your bet didn't hit...
Never mind, man, I must be crazy.
Oh, I thought it was in my spot. Oh, it's looking kinda weird.
Okay, okay.
James, they weren't about worse.
Lifting competition with a moat.
He gives a scion and a shin.
He said they don't have a single belt.
make shift armor from this spot you are a
she is Christ
hopefully I don't have with him in front of my arms
oh wait, okay, I didn't know it was bolts up, okay
uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
alright well maybe with make shift armor I can actually fucking
What's it called?
Maybe it was makeshift armor you remind me of all those
My blood sugar can actually gas
Oh fuck you give you makeshift armor
This augment is natural trash like if I can't go fast I'm here I'm pretty sure my augment
is complete dog.
Yeah, I can play Thors Varen.
Good morning, my handsome king.
Oh, fuck, did I wake you up?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, sorry.
I think I woke you up.
Hello?
Bro, I was getting hindsighted.
Like, I don't care if I get back seated,
but if I get hindsight back seated, it's just...
No, I sent an alarm at 8, I didn't see the manatees today, 2020 Rivalry?
How did you even find that emote?
The manatees.
You are ass!
Ex-date!
I mean, yeah, see, like comments like that, I don't care, like, whatever.
You are a sexy. I got it sure good woman. I know it's just
Why would you go for two here?
I
Isn't this mission armor is actually getting like giga value
I mean 45 armor and mr on a unit with 1k health is basically like 450 people work
He's right. The only problem is that your stage like later into the game. This is complete dog shit
That's true you just play you just have around here maybe right
right no fucking way no way no way GG GG oh it's over oh no no no it's over
It is unconsensable work, GG.
Okay.
Okay.
I mean, I still got against it, that's pretty good.
Do I need a level to win?
That actually looks pretty strong.
Is this gonna catch? No.
Also, uh, I think, I think, uh, does the Autocon benefit from makeshift armor?
Where'd he go?
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
Wait, okay, I'm just gonna go fastline and play this board, man.
I get a free Otacon, maybe I can get a zero on my board for a little bit more HP as well.
Mistral Gath 3.
Bro can I fight this guy? He's an adaptive and that's it. And I can just end him before he gets like the other next time I fight him he gets driven up and scores.
of
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
belt chain BSOrd
how much armor am I worth it? let me see 5% 50-20 armor
more gold? Oh God. Oh God.
Did you see something from me go?
Oh God.
Game 200 myself game already equal to point six percent max health
Azeer next shot I mean I'm down
of the year of the year level seven third of the year
advance low and I mean I don't need more low, fuck that
if you were to grab back that's fucking, I mean low key, if you were to grab back
uh, Draven 2 and I just go straight to fucking mine
last second save with uh, yeah I don't really want this
I mean I go last second save when I go Heroic
and last second save with Misha and Dharvan actually seems kind of good
looks really good
I'd rather have this in driven 2 anyway, probably shouldn't sound so far though.
Am I playing Cogmaw or Baron?
Probably.
I mean, am I not making it to 10 this game?
Does Otacon get last second save as well?
Holy shit!
I believe I'll be going straight to 9 then.
Mr. Evenbury.
Where's the long shot?
I kind of need to hash this, uh, and what do I have, what am I, mods?
Oh, I may not have spikes.
I mean I have characters on the dude, leeching dudes on kaisa, and then drilling on baron, that's not bad.
And...
Oh god. Nautilus 2, Draven 2, I think I'm fucked.
What is this?
2.9 day health. What the fuck is that?
I'm gonna rest.
Oh boy.
What?
Stop being mean to so much. Yes. Thank you. I would agree
I'm just doing I don't I don't make the bear in this game
What is this brawl?
Workless what is this?
Uh, worthless?
Worthless?
What's this quest?
New 7 player combats.
Nice.
Bro, Otacon is so fucking cool.
Otacon.
Fucking gigoloach.
I'm so rich. I don't get it.
Uh, what is this, Juggernaut?
What do I gain?
Leeching Nucleus?
I don't do anything.
I'm a Loki.
I don't believe that.
I don't know.
I feel like it's fucking tough.
How does it show this level?
No.
HP on last hand and save N.
What's it called?
I've been to.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What is this?
T-Hex.
Okay, at least it has a good suit, that's pretty good.
I think my dragon is dead.
What's the dragon doing there?
That's a great question.
I don't know how to draw him.
What the fuck is going on?
At least it's missing.
I'm sure that I can kill one unit, man.
Okay, nice, I killed some.
I took out Briar?
What?
I just lost a chogat.
Not a gat.
That's a bad.
Alright, give me a component, please. Hurry up.
I don't know what the position is.
Ginsu, IE, even Shroud, Bow, Reforger, reaching Nucleus, oh man.
Love, I mean it's half, like, half like every item, I mean I could use another Reforger.
Cause if both are not that useful, you'd be right.
I'll just look up on you, Sparman.
What are you, Professor? What are you, girl? Whatever.
I'm gonna need a chip.
I thought I was seeing if he catches up rock.
Alright.
Delicious and I just try to go straight tonight
Am I actually strong?
And that's all this comes down to
I'm gonna just take this as a role
Not that, who in the world is in Sweden?
Alright
a G?
I mean it looks like my board sucks.
Actually I can move items to a...
I mean my father can actually sustain it, yeah?
I hope this doesn't look stupid.
But I'm pretty sure my uh, oh, Briar overblicks.
I mean, I hope it's a little bit stupid, but I'm pretty sure this unit, I thought it
was the same as all of that, see, it died, and I think it's a slayer death, it's a slayer
death, I would have won this round, and now me, and now me, excuse me, and now me,
Lost around minus two.
Oh, good.
Oh, minus three. Actually it's more than minus three, and now I'm eight.
Oh, good.
Okay, also I need a mouse R. Also I need the P.
I mean, if I have all the others on the left, I can just put them on the left, I'll give you.
I'm going to go Gintu IE on Ankaisa.
Holy shit, this is velvet with so much damage, what the fuck, what is this?
Is velvet broken?
Bro, it's just a 1-1 kill, hello?
No.
No.
Setsy Velvet. Oh, that is definitely not Setsigo on Velvet.
You need to see Setsigo Zedjungle. Holy fucking shit.
That shit is just sort of legendary.
Brock?
What do I have?
Sunfire or even Troud?
Bellas have Guardbreaker half, nevermind.
Cloak has half BD.
How does he farm so much gold?
which is bug right now
What the fuck happened?
What the fuck happened?
Um, okay, so where?
Okay, I need a mouse-a-harp.
Hello?
Uh, I'm sure they have one Mildar.
What?
Wait, what?
TX-2146.
What?
Alright, well, hold on to the natural mausoleum in the next, uh, because I love Volibear if I play one plus two.
Oh, nice. I love Volibear for free. Nice.
I don't want to use all the rules on this, i.e. double BD.
I'm not going to use show one.
I'm sure I could have actually killed him off next turn unfortunately.
I'm probably just gonna open soul, actually do I want to open soul though, let's do. Probably not, I'm having some things in a while.
I'm drawing on what's his name?
What's up? What happened? What? I mean, this is just the bad beat. Oh, good. Voli 2. That's pretty good.
I can drop 1, 2, so I probably need to kite the 2.
Wait, what is it?
1, 2, 3, G?
And then I can just go beaching the beach and get someone there.
And then now I just need...
Okay, I think I want to get in the lead.
It's leadership, leadership here.
Automata components.
Wait, you're right!
I didn't even complain about it, did I complain about Automata components this
game?
I don't think so. Yeah, I got an odd amount of fucking components. What the fuck is this shit?
Ah...
What the fuck are these items?
I mean, I'm not going... I... I could go... I could... I...
What?
The fuck are these?
GA Baron? Is that good?
Oh, I'm not, no, I'm not gonna, I'm never, I'm never itemizing Wally here.
I have, I have, I have, I have, uh, make sure to armor the last I can save, there's
no fucking way.
Uh, I mean, it's kind of slime.
You're running to be part of your plan, Tysa.
Survive or fight, not appeal.
I want that now.
Maybe just socialize as I head.
Oh, what is it?
How much is that, son?
I don't know if you find me.
Uh, I mean, it's kind of fine.
It's kind of actually a little harsh.
It's no camp.
I think it's kind of fine. It's because it's actually a little harsh.
It's okay.
Charlotte is more valuable than Fiddlestick 2.
I just saw a T-Hex 3.
And now I'm amazed.
Oh, very... I kind of need to get into dynamic.
And then it got whatever it's called and now it's dead.
And now it's no damage.
It's not cause it's dead.
It's not cause it's damage.
What the fuck am I even fighting for?
I mean ideally I can get a better item than GA, I don't know how to use GA guys though.
each bear it's not stronger, it is not stronger.
The game has been solved, it has been like this for I don't know how long, the only thing
better is the spikes. If you think it's stronger that's fine, I will not be swapping.
so that's a strong spot.
Last vision or dish soap, they will know better. Yes, I took this from Wasion.
I should know, maybe I took it from Brose. I don't remember. I mean, I saw it from someone.
I was still putting adrenaline modules. You know, you just put spice on Kaisa, like, let's say level 8.
You just put spice on Kaisa, on AP Kaisa, instead of adrenaline modules.
You know that?
See?
I'm going to go Guardbreaker.
Oh, if I have Guardbreaker, it's leaching Nucleus better.
He's not, like, now I've damaged him, I've damaged him.
Probably.
Please unban this world is flat.
Okay, slash unban this world is flat.
Okay, I'm in the right guy
All right bet you're on man, thank you for the subs buddy
All right, let me read this
If I have adrenaline modules, where's the brother over?
50% damage amp. I mean, you know what if I if I barbreaker shortly, right?
like, allowed?
Like, I have GA to make sure it survives and then I have card breaker damage to him?
I believe it's allowed.
Oh
Wait, oh body. Oh wait
Yes, you are ass
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
You proud of that game or something?
Yeah.
I'm on the upward trend, see?
Three, two, one.
So it doesn't work like that.
Just because you go three, two, one,
doesn't mean it just goes back to the eight.
How do you know it doesn't just start three, two, one again?
Like the trend is not always like linear, you know?
Like it could just be another 321. Maybe it's 321, 421, 525, 4321 and then it goes back to like 2121, 2121, 2121, and then maybe it just goes like 2-1-1-1, 2-2-2, 1-1-1, 2-2-2, he's fuckin' right.
One sweep of the palace, five new problems.
But if you are not sexy, Setsuko is hard-stucked 1K LP the entire set, man.
The guy does not give a fuck.
If you just watch him play Solokyuu, just look at the fucking place that he's making.
He doesn't even care.
He's not even trying to fucking win, man.
Not anymore, bud.
Take a peek.
LOL chest a bit set to go
What the I mean look what happens when he plays off-stream it seems like he actually like he actually plays the fucking game
Not for some stupid ass just takes the worst possible
See
Like you doesn't just click the dog shit in and what's this?
And you are but set to go on 600 I don't even know that means I
I
Yes, yeah
Bro you have to climb with snatch up. No, I fucking don't man. I'm not I'm not fucking hard suck tier 2 like yourself. No flame
I shoulda just do the gold one then, probably.
Trinity game.
Loki.
Instead of Unara.
Instead of Unara?
But why don't I just play Unara from this spot?
Where's that strata at the street, that's the problem.
Let's just get the free gold.
If it were not ESP Ionia here, I would play, uh, what's it called?
for the dream of Demacia.
I'll probably play the game, but my board's not even guaranteed to win.
But you know what's guaranteed, getting one ESP to turn.
I haven't played a single game of Unara today.
Yes?
I believe it is fair that I played one game of Unara.
A Loris.
You are not in motion.
You can take my soul.
I'm telling you, I'm never going to miss trash, J. I was guaranteed one gold per turn.
And then you fight a shitter?
No.
Stars are a form, great man.
I think there's...
This is just a carousel loss.
Can you play one A-SOUL game?
No.
This video guy talks a lot.
For someone stuck diamond 4.
I mean, you tell him.
Bro, I hit him with a version check.
And he just goes cool guy check with some garbage, man.
Fuck off.
I'm not even D4, but what are you?
Welcome.
Wait, what?
Um, my board has no upgrades.
Ah, it's okay.
Hmm?
That takes this quest with Bard and then just plays this board.
That takes this quest with Bard and then just plays this board.
How?
Is that allowed?
Don't know.
Oh yeah, I guess he won and then I kill three.
Yeah, I guess he won and then I killed three.
I'm tired, man.
Uh, wait.
Wait.
Wait.
No way
What the fuck okay wait okay okay actually though it's not it's not actually that good
He's the problem is I have a rod and this rod is the kind of useless and
Then like a chain like what a what a one gargoyle, and I could play scarter, but now I can't play scarter
But I do have
Oh that's pretty good. Holy shit, I mean I have three of them, three of them are. That's pretty good. And, uh, I don't want to start winning. And maybe next turn.
I think I actually have the econ to 4-1. If I just don't do anything there.
I have double Richard's Son of Nessarum.
Gensu Kraken IE on 2-5.
What the fuck?
I love this gym damage.
Oh nice.
Wait, 20?
Not bad.
5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4, 5, 4.
5 plus 2 plus 1. 8.
R-E.
It's too much of a game.
But I am used to Alpha 5 Ionia.
I feel like it's so bad.
Kha'zid had lost i.e. Caitlyn, quest, skin suit, AP Trinamir, what is this?
Hard bargain into... is he hard bargain into you, Nara?
Oh my god!
By the time I roll every single one of my units around in, it's the AC Ionia.
I mean I'm level 5 making 40, 91 HP with 5 HP I already quote.
It's just a fucking snooze. Bye bye, hate watchers.
The game's just over, yeah, fucking. Something to kill the rod, chain our belt, and then I
get a belt, like even more fun than I am. So it's just any fun that I am, and I believe
we can go work. And bye bye, hate watchers.
Oh, nice. And you are contested, buddy. Okay, it doesn't matter. I'm just going
to hit. Who the fuck cares?
I mean it's half right buff half last whisper but I don't front like
Any item augment here? Preferably?
Let's send a JG. What?
Oh, I guess he has, oh, he just went towards Ryze.
Oh, he's playing Kaisa? Really? I don't think so. I doubt it.
Okay, let's try this playing set. How about you? For me?
Oh, Rob Chainbow. Rob Chainbow.
Spreading Roots, big grab bag. I think I'll take it right up here.
A gold, oh mess hall. Pro mess hall is solo P but I can't.
I can't.
What I get?
Oh ho ho!
Sheep!
Oh if I have bow, if I go sub-fire bow build bow build.
Bo was last waspah.
Ah, just go once, Shane.
You can't miss.
Ideally, this is probably just Sunfirecape or Bramble,
and then this is, it isn't Sunfirecape,
then this is last waspah.
It's like Double Trist.
It's a set of eight.
I just, I just high rolled
All defensive components.
I didn't kill him even, and now I'll make him.
How are these his items, by the way, if he has no items?
teaches us three items to make.
Oh, good.
Day for day, I find that hero.
Exterminate. Exterminate.
Want to reduce as much as possible? Sure, whatever.
And...
Oh yeah, I mean my proline sucks but I mean it's not gonna suck after I find some stuff.
But yeah, my proline is really fucking bad.
It is my brother's anniversary, can you wish me a happy birthday?
His name is NICEFUCKIN' DRY!
Bro, it's too obvious when everyone starts like, oh great!
Hello?
Well, you can't pick, right?
Wait.
Oh, he's already gone.
Wait what?
Mmmmmm...
What the fuck?
Why? Wait...
Why the fuck did this guy go belt?
Why?
He went belt?
Okay.
I don't know man.
I'm not even allowed to try to figure out why he's fucking in belt.
I don't get it.
Warmog's Bramble...
Bro, just look at my items by the way. Warmog's Crownguard Bramble played around
both. So I'm like guaranteed anti-heal or anti-armor or anti anti-heal or anti-armor.
And I have three tank items guaranteed and I've proved them you're not like, what is it?
smart
Do I even want a lot of 10 in this game?
I have two port of 4-1 though.
Hello sir.
Oh shit, Iron Bog!
What the rate? Thank you Iron Bog.
Uh, you...
I mean, I never mind.
Bro, you are fucking lucky man.
I don't even know what I lost it.
No! I remember! I took gold!
I got baited into taking golden fucking egg!
I'll be honest, I probably would have lost anyway.
Fucking comeback story into solo awakening bro.
Oh my I ain't killed a single human.
I'm too poor.
He has a kindred already? How?
There.
What the fuck is the boss idea? What is this? Durgonaut?
I'm lost here for a few minutes.
I actually have to work through a few more.
I see my element.
There you go.
How about that?
I mean, now you actually can't miss anti-heal or anti armor.
I guess I don't really care about the iron y'all, but it's a juggernaut.
I believe both are mandatory I just go fast and I
I had a dropper of our line.
I'm not that rich.
It's gonna be 52 to low regardless.
And then I had 60...
I mean, rolled a 10 and he doesn't have a single Unara.
I'll be sending it
Sounding a tacit with this spirit link
Little sick I do not have any any old
by Shen, Denzel, R.E., double M.F. Oh, Yunara and Zheer. Okay, I mean, that's pretty good
for me. I mean, I don't have to play Yunara this turn. Bro, fuck these units, man. Okay.
Let me unlock set
She eats
All right unlock set farm three gold
And I just play
Honestly, I'm pretty sure I can just I can just leave this in until I find you know, I don't really want to go anymore
I was doing this pretty good
And if I get spear link with Nesis, oh, I believe the game's over
And now we just have one more
Juggernauts frontline
For one exp
All right
Your Diana player like do ever just lose on purpose to unlock his nasus
No
Okay
Honestly, I'm kind of down to just not slam buck
I'm not gonna lose this low key except I think I want anyway
Wait
Wait, how is it?
Okay
Okay, nice. Okay. Okay. Nice. And then now I just roll for nasus 2 as well and I believe the game is over
Hello?
Noooo.
Don't just talk at the fucking door.
I'm not talking to you.
I'm not talking to you.
I'm not talking to you.
Hello? No.
You just took the fucking Nora again, man!
A red ball? Oh my god!
Oh god, what the fuck!
What does this do?
Nothing?
For Ionia.
I'm For Ionia.
I'm For Ionia.
I
Can drop it over five I own you now mom even amount of exp a little sick
Horn
I
Need this to
I'm a board's not even bad anymore basis to
But uh, yeah, I'm you know, I'm gonna run hard stuff and now I do believe I mean
Where's his mother fucker?
He's one Unarvys, fifty old.
Oh, man.
I mean, my brother's actually good.
Spiraling, Nasus. This unit, fucks.
He's right.
Can only win when gigs bailed out by more the dog.
I mean, I can hold Volibear because if I find what's it called, I can just drop drop for Volibear plus Renekton, but I need to win three rounds.
a
People about Jane
a TG people about the S chain look
Okay, you know what?
Jeweled gauntlet.
And then what do I have?
The rack of gargoyle?
And then I move items to whatever?
Yeah, whatever, fuck it.
I moved the strap eventually to the fiddle stick.
Or not the fiddle stick, though.
The bullet bearer.
He has Mining Drill for sure.
It's 5-1.
And it's not even an Econ Galaxy.
Or Opener.
I think I just only position oh my I just only position with this guy
Oh
What if my nace is on the side here
I'm not rolling for enough, but also like $500 is like, kind of useless.
one before sure but yeah let's stop one just look at this shit I think I could
have a man I'm not fortunate enough for sure
I can actually beat the other two players in my pool man I think I'm dead
from from 18 I am dead from 18 I didn't kill a single unit I didn't kill a single
unit I'm dead from 18 I can beat this guy like what the fuck I can actually beat
I hate these players! There's a void player in my lobby, like in my pool!
Oh my god, I don't get it. I don't get it.
and...
Mm-hmm.
You know what I need?
A nice ice cold Red Bull.
No ad.
Alright let me go get this Red Bull.
And I think my placements might actually just skyrocket.
You know what I realized while I was pouring my drink?
The, uh...
You know what's disgusting?
Vodka.
And you know what's not disgusting?
Vodka Red Bull.
So, like, doesn't that just mean Red Bull is good as fuck?
Oh no, I'm just drinking a Red Bull, but I'm saying, like, bro, nothing hits harder
than a Bogrod session with a Bogrod Red Bull.
That's okay.
Red Bull is shit.
Shit or Niko.
Vodka is ass and Red Bull is giga ass.
You know what?
You have your opinion.
you know what you have your opinion and I have my own opinion it's fine that's not a problem
agreed yeah but your opinion is wrong I mean I didn't even know opinions could be incorrect
Fuck you.
Ahhhh.
I've been through 89 bugger verbals since the stream started- wait, it's that actually
you?
I was scrolling my Twitter at like 3 AM and I saw you posted a photo.
You are looking jacked as fuck.
I don't get it.
Alright, bet, I think I won the game.
Jay?
I don't get it.
Patience is a virtue.
Okay.
and
Sack 2 roll for Bard for free and I believe it might be a Diana game GG
I mean I haven't played Diana a single time today
It's not it didn't pretty like it isn't this is a Diana game. I guess it's pretty reasonable
Yeah, perhaps I
Have a sure we go. I have I have hodge and then I have a half nothing
Let's go bow on carousel for half Titans have to do and hope that I just natural bow chain
Bo rod or bow or I guess it just be one bow one rod one chain
Surely go
Sack one more and
Holy shit, it's one of a Jarvan 3 what the fuck
This augment is just, it's actually disgusting.
Also I didn't even, can you even spawn?
It's actually like, what's in here?
Things, brother man, yeah that's a valid gauge though.
Oh, what the fuck?
When I was like, back in college I worked out for like four years straight and I was looking kind of small, low-key.
I don't get it.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Oh yeah, but don't actually want to suck this round so I can...
Eh, but the thing is it's like, how do you know I don't farm, like I can start farming
and then...
If I don't get bow here, I can just go BF sword.
And like, I'm pretty sure I can just play towards UDAR from this one, like just
fine.
He is fucking right.
I have to use a 4th shot on a fucking 1 HP and then down that I could have killed an extra one which is basically 0.33 gold and 1 HP.
But that's okay.
What does that get? Let's see, completed item and a forger, Ionia.
Oh, he wants- Wait, how does he have Rod Rod?
The bow is not on my side, you fucker!
How is this allowed? How is this allowed? Oh my...
I think I have to play Unara instead, but I'd much rather play Diana from this level. I just lower the bow, man.
Why do I chain?
Wait, what?
I can just pivot to Unara.
If I go chain here, I'm basically praying I get bobo.
A bobo.
And that's it.
A bobo.
That's my alt.
But here at least I have IE.
I can just pivot towards Unara even though I much prefer to go.
But here at least I have IE, I can just play towards Unara, even though I much prefer to
play towards Daena, because I have the Shiriniko, and then Daena stabilizes a little bit earlier.
But either way my thoughts are pretty good, and it's up to all of you guys.
I'm not going to send my IE though, I know this joke.
Sometimes you do get the Bobo, but like on the times that you don't get the Bobo,
Like, surely you have a game plan.
Are you still ready for Bow-Bow with your heart? Yeah, but you can get away without cracking.
Especially in Gold Diamond, yeah.
Like, you can easily get away with just one bow.
But Diana, like, you actually need two bows.
If I buy this, it's minus four volts basically.
Should I just pray I'm getting the bobo?
I'm pretty sure I actually just have to hard force and just be okay with not having, I mean surely you find one bow, right?
It's not actually my 4-0, because you know what I'm gonna do with 3-3, I thought I was gonna do 1 anyway.
Glove Rod, JG, Hodge, QSS. Nice. But that build actually bugs. That's no cap.
And...
A cloak?
What?
I mean, I'm pretty sure I have to play Unar here.
But let me just make sure I don't get like 10 doors or something.
But I'm pretty sure I actually have to play Yanara.
I mean this is just IE, even shroud, adaptive, or on a spear visage, and then I just go for
bow and gargoyle.
And then bow can be lap, whisper, red buff, kraken, the ikinsu, you actually can't
miss.
He is fucking right.
I'm going to go one more if I just send the sword.
Alright, show me the canoes.
I'm down for something, something good.
Okay, okay.
Okay, I got one bow.
BT, half Titans, as soon as we're forge a belt.
Oh, fuck. Okay, I'm pretty sure I just commit to Diana here. That way I can actually 3-5
roll, yes. Because I do have Titan's BT, and I guess I don't have Gensu, but I feel
it's fine my the rest of my items are good as fuck if i do that
bow chain a bd
and then i just go rod on dirzel
I can also go...go...now I probably should go rod.
Cause it's half Barlow.
Half what they called.
Okay.
I believe my game is saved.
You are so fucking ape!
You are ape!
Acti....
Bro just fucking wait man...
I am richest fuck.
Look at- look at my rolls!
Look, you're telling me, if I find one of the year,
just one on eight, I believe the game is over.
And then I just stabilize around Diana, I can just trade up 4-1 all in from this Egon.
That's no gas.
I
Rod or bow it doesn't even matter which one
4 cost blow, 3 cost rod, I guess blow is half red buff as well.
I have no ginsu, no brawl, and who cares.
Am I 8?
I'm not 8, right?
Also, maybe I just hold all the unars on the roll down.
It does not let them take it for free, fuck you guys.
Who's you Mara?
Who's you Mara?
Hello?
How many rolls do I need to find this mother fucker?
Oh good. I mean I found that which is pretty good I guess.
It was Ynara.
Okay, this is what I thought, good loss.
32 HP, infinite rolls.
It's not even good, minus rolls this round.
Ionia, Bard.
I can even hold MF on the roll down, right?
Just wanna hold that.
Miss Fortune.
A-B-C-D...
Titan...
A-B-D...
Amorillo...
Alright.
I didn't find this year, but I found Senna, so that's pretty good I guess.
Like everyone calm down.
This is what I've been called last loss.
22?
Just wait.
Just look at my board next turn.
I will not lose a single round starting next turn.
Yes?
Low key to Jhin I just keep fucking.
not really. I mean if I have to keep this worthless as gin I will not be happy. I'm
out of the horror.
I've got a full ginsu, big god I'm back, I'm really.
Another Lucian's been on.
What?
Okay, well GG's then.
I believe the game is- oh, GG's.
I saw morals and yet, I believe the game is over.
I believe the game is over I myself seven free rolls
There's no way you don't hit that attitude here, and I found it in zero, which means
I can cab around for an act then.
Growth mindset, one buff, two buff, blue buff, adaptive, or blue buff, red buff, hold the
line, invested, retribution with hodge, honest it's pretty good.
Should I even use my free rolls?
But now I can just go Shogun?
Red buff?
Blue buff?
Should I even use my free rolls?
No?
Yes? No?
I mean, I should have, I mean, I just don't buy anything.
It's basically another golden ego.
Alright, well, GG's then.
I believe the game is over.
No, every time I don't buy a unit in my shop, it's just another fucking four-volt.
And just look at my board.
Just look.
Who do I lose to?
Please tell me who I lose to.
I just got anti-heal solved and I'm just gonna start building what's-it-all items.
T-Hacks, really?
This game is uncontested over.
The TX will get completely fucked.
minus four.
Nothing will stop me.
I think I'll actually go last since we're first.
There's no way I don't know if we're connected here.
Swaying man what for what to Sharima on dumbass renekton zero item fucking a zero zero item like bro
Are we are we fucking stupid?
What oh?
What shit it's just fucking rage me man
Oh, yeah.
The worthless is here.
Does that do anything?
No.
Engle TG?
No.
Uh, I mean I'm not going to build any items.
Let me just finish that item first.
Should have rubble plots with spa
Uh, I can just blue buff seraphine for uh, what's it called her dazzler
Amelda are
but we actually play around any in this game
for every time I play around Annie I feel like I just don't even know what this is
Renekton?
Shyvana? Renekton?
Shyvana level little stick?
Jay?
Not everyone in chat can wear hats.
Yay!
Yay!
Hello guys.
Uh...
Yeah.
You know what the good news is people probably actually thought I champion Duke the center
Like they don't even know that I just hit Senate 2 on on 8 for free
This was an eighth 90% of the time beyond that is for sure not true
It's not even close to that high. It was probably an eighth like 20% of the time max
Like I
It doesn't matter how low you are man, I have too much old you can't miss you actually can't miss
He's right.
Where's the Zasky Hex?
This cosmetic is completely useless.
It looks close, but the moment I get TX, or the moment I level and I actually upgrade my
board, this guy will not kill a single unit, even at TX too, not really, but I'll bridge
I wish I could still win. Or I'm like, sir, I can still win.
Ford.
Don't want to lose, you've got to hold this.
I mean, there's no other hit we're not going to do in this amount of gold.
and shavanna over this
no way i don't have a little stick
i have 15 gold
or 15 gold
i'm going to mount a bow
alright i just saved the full whole party shield
I
Have a few minutes Lord to Diana to miss renecd. Hey, this is my board
I didn't hit what's it called
were logs even trout belt were logs
oh good no Starrac
I got nothing
how is that like a million gold roll down
down. I didn't find a single two star, man. I lost and I'm one life. Did I not roll enough
gold here? I don't get it. Also, why am I playing Ornn on my board when I could have
just won this round with an MF, by the way? Oh my god. Oh, there's the pillow, so it's
man also I saw zero okay thank you how the fuck is it even possible I don't miss
oh good
so
So...
War Logs... Adaptive...
My front line is so fucking bad!
Oh my god...
I should be two lives there man.
I only just lost to you normal one.
My frontline sucks.
But then I kind of want, I kind of do want Fiddlestick.
I think if I don't play, uh, whatever it's called, I think I'll meet.
My Diana is dead instantly.
I'm not 8th, right?
Monka! W!
Void Staff.
Does it have zero?
No.
That Void Staff is pretty good.
Alright, Loki, I'm back!
Or no.
Blue buff, Void Staff, adapted,
and now I have 300 Gears,
and now my board isn't even, like, not even shit.
The only problem with my frontline is,
like, I, yeah.
Okay, well, honestly, now I have Fiddlestick,
It's actually fine. I don't even mind playing no mf because I actually have damage and the blue buff
Adaptive void staff
Should I even put items on on on renekton? I mean I'm pretty sure tank items on renekton is still better or no
No
I'm not splitting items like that
and
Bro, everyone's anti-diantil. Let's do this instead. I'm actually strong as fuck now.
If I lose this, I will be mind-blowing. Yes? My board is disgusting.
Like, Shyamana, the Serpent unit is actually good.
Perfect item Seraphine, Perfect item Senna, and the worthless Shremana, but who cares?
Okay.
They said I'm a Renekton, they said I'm a single fallen item.
Oh
My Diana is dead
Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo
I don't know what's it called, fucking sucks, this stupid ass, what's it called?
Just look at it, man, just read this shit, just read this, like where is this motherfucker?
20 AD, is that good?
I can get 20 AD on this unit or I can do minus 10 armor, MR, whole ward, and CC all
of the fucking non-chitters, but like before I was lacking damage so I was down, but
So now that I have three of them seraphim, this even is actually good.
And now I'm back.
And then maybe I just get a TG here, who knows.
I mean, if there's one item that's impacted GA, but then do I want to move items off of
shabana
i'm not that angry at all about this, fuck this
Okay.
Okay.
52th level.
52th level 20GDGDs
Uhhh fuck how do I get the spawner on the board? I can't
I don't know what I'm spawned on the board
Okay so what's the plan? I can play... no
Hello?
Another fiddle stick?
I don't even know what I'm rolling for
What happened to my entire board
What the fuck?
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Look who it is.
Sectorhood is coming in and it starts blowing again.
Eno, thank you so much for the 30 bucks.
Positioning diff slash user in those areas he was going on over here
third place means 30 subs body I bet
third place equals 30 subs holy shit that's just a rich get richer the
fuck is this
First place equals 100, really?
Doesn't that mean first was 10 subs and then 8 was 80 subs?
And third is 30?
Are we?
Yeah.
No.
No.
Bro, I want to play some Warwick.
Warwick is so fucking cool.
That jam?
Gigalooch.
Okay, if Warwick were easier to unlock, isn't he actually like fine?
Like, I feel like, you know when you're playing Unara and you're not playing the Rise, like
the Rise Kennen Kabugo board, and you can just like splash random shit?
Like surely a Warwick is better than a Drake, like a Warwick Zero item with Gensu on Unara
is way better than a Draven Zero item.
Because at least the Warwick is a melee unit with a little bit more base stat.
Like, and like, you can put a TG on him or something, and he's pretty decent.
But like, the problem is, it's like, what, I'm supposed to play- you're telling me I have to play a fucking Jinx on my board?
Fuck no, man!
Fuck no.
I'm not- I'm not gonna fucking sit here and play a dumbass Jinx on my board so I can unlock him and then re-send it for Mori, too.
Like, I feel like if his unlock were slightly easier, he wouldn't be that shit.
is really behind an LP to set 16 compared to the other pros.
The gap is not small and worried.
Every day, he is still behind.
He's looking washed.
And father of time is slowly catching up.
This used to be easier, but now it
looks harder at every string.
The other pros already moved on and came with it
and is still trying to keep up.
He's looking washed.
You just had a whole bunch of fucking nothing, man.
It's just the same message repeated three times,
for a fuck off.
2 out of 3.
Uhhhhh.
Golden Gala, 2 out of 3.
Each shell expedition has had a swimming game.
Golden gala two out of three each show expedition is how to swim the game for free. Okay
Sounds like a plan
You shall
Golden gala
rod belt cloak. I didn't even check what the Ionian was.
hefty rolls not taking that. stars are born.
e-shell expeditionist
Is there two e-shots of it in this?
Oh no, I just got a raptor.
This is what the fucking victory sign for audition is just shit cannot be real, let me talk.
I'm supposed to be contesting Eshel Expeditionist?
Really?
Uhhhhhhh...
Okay, well, I mean then, I don't even want to play Bard.
7 player comments is about 275.
I don't even want to play Bard then.
Eshel Expeditionist.
Because I think that the only way I'm not brought from this spot is I have to, uh...
I have to just Hyrule USB
And I don't want to lose or win and what when when do I see the next cash on level seven
275 is what?
each towel
J
Spat or pan six full full item. That's that's actually pretty good
Pretty sure that's enough for me to win.
No get.
Not great.
There's losers in the lobby.
And he has bow rod belt.
Playing Diana.
Loser alert.
And then there's that billage water.
There's that e-style expeditionist.
What do they have?
What's his quest?
Have no items on your bench for three rounds.
Fuck you.
And Yasuo reroll.
And advanced loan into Not Sure.
And hard bargain into billage water.
And this guy has a Leona BF belt here.
to drink
Can you not accept your cash out again and go eat that's the kind that we all want to see where's my tooth shut the fuck up
Hope you're not talking to me
Okay, if I won't go
If Eshell's addition is worth in the lobby here,
don't I just win the game for free? Perhaps.
I go to UMD. Any food recommendations?
Cold and bright parentheses.
I don't even live in fucking Maryland anymore, man.
I don't care if you go to UMD.
What the fuck is this, man?
I don't get it.
How come these others are sharing these files
that I don't even talk about?
I don't get it.
No point.
bro why the fuck are you so mean it's I I mean I don't understand what's the point of
sharing
this guy is seemed really mean sensitive shut the fuck up man
If I fight this guy on neutrals, I'm H is all I'm going to say.
Or over 4 neutrals.
But I might actually be H anyway.
What's his quest?
Have a full bench, he's going to be at 180.
What's the quest I just lose seven combat?
Hello?
But I got it on two, so I'm one turn behind.
I fight him.
I fought him, man.
I don't got it.
I don't got it.
Wait?
Wait?
Holy shit, my team is this mad?
Wait?
Jay?
Alright man, I'm back!
I still could play Diana, but I think I'd prefer to play each Tao, or Yanarra, or Diana,
I'm not trying to play Diana fucking it, whatever it's called and I just kill people for none of them.
Maybe I can kill one in here.
I'm in two more
Earth's Gambit
tons of stats
Component and ill
Crowns will crushes dummies
Wait 275 is what?
Oh, I actually have a chance to get a font. I'll just take this
I'm probably just stuck with some trash but I mean it's fine it gives me also the
I just bought out on what's it called.
And show me the news.
This guy has a eunora.
The GGs.
This guy is 10 gold, are we serious?
Just play Brock!
Bro, how?
How? How? Please tell me. I am approaching one life and I'm at 200 fucking 275.
How? I believe I will be catching out and I'm out.
If I get the EXP quest, I'll allow it.
I might just push the lethargy ball, but if not, I will not allow it.
What's this quest?
and e-Shadow Champion deals...
...since level 6-0 won't.
I think it's going to reroll Milio.
Hello? I think it was single unit man.
Oh, I got one. That's pretty good.
Alright.
36? I mean, I'm down to...
I'm not going to keep questing if I get EXP.
Uh...
But like, I don't even want to keep questing if it gives me the shit EXP.
Like, some... I mean...
The thing is I'm 50% chance to get a fawn.
Is there a uh what's it called? No.
I could unlock...
Yeah, we can't go wrong with chain. I could unlock skarner but then I kill half
of what's it called.
Bo it was quick pan bro. I would rather have to make a fucking quick strike down. I can tell you that
All right, something good high 60 exp
Okay sounds like a plan
Gg
And I'm at 400 that's pretty good
Let me go check the 400 cash out, see what's going on over here.
Oh!
Jay!
I believe the game is over!
I believe the game is over!
Scarlet Bro, no one's unlocking no dumbass Scarver, man.
I need anti-armor and anti-heal. I'm not a fucking dumbass Gargoyle.
Alright, I'm out.
Fuck this shit.
I'll lend my hand to the coffee.
You're the most like carrying the stock.
You're the muscle.
The fate of our people hangs in the balance.
And you betray me?
I don't get it.
oh good hello am I one life now yes
Hello?
Okay, I'm still two lives on this stage, it's fine
Oh good. Oh great. If I had this last turn, I would have won the round
I
Water of Forge.
I won't do this, I won't do this.
I mean, you know R1, but it doesn't matter.
He's right.
Guarantee two lives here.
For this stage, I don't have to roll again.
I would be mind-blowing if I lose.
Bronze for life or not, yeah, fuck it.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
What? How do I play a zero on my board?
i don't even want to report to the problem is
i mean i i i want to find one item
and after i catch up with one item that it's over
I'm out of free rolls though.
One more.
Okay, if I win this round the game's over, yes.
I get Renekton in.
And then I can just roll for like, and then I just drop this Terrac too, Renekton.
I mean, I'm willing to drop this for I mean, I probably have to play Berserker this game or I believe I'm screwed
I'm saving my golden ego and I have tier tier in Volker plus one
I mean, I probably should say that ruler or border if there's a fought on Parasol
This guy is about to cash out Brock. It's definitely a matter between stupid ass. I'm gonna be rolled
Okay. Well, Gigi's then I believe the game's over
I
Don't even want to roll like I might as well just go nine and roll. Yeah. I mean I I mean look
I'm around like I'm already basically on nine and I totally treat on this stage is to I was guaranteed
I if this is one like bad beat like whatever and I just go nine
Fun no
There's a Kindred, and the Kindred is gone, and I'm a Senna too, and I believe my game's
over, and I'm fucked.
And I think I'm going Quick Striker plus 1.
I'm going Quick Striker plus 1.
I mean it's basically a fawn lowkey.
Holy shit, wait, I remember the guy that I started bitching about him saying I'd
rather F I think of Quick Striker plus 1.
I mean it's not even bad here.
I mean I'm not trying to play 3 only for this fucking dog shit.
they're transcendent fuck you and and the darkened staff okay
Nara from fuck you, man
Darken staff I
Just gonna report your full blue. Well, fuck this shit GD GD. Oh
GD GD the game's over GD
Good beat!
Reported. No.
This is Targon. What is this? I mean, I have a fucking worthless ass bruiser. I have a
Mundo on my board, by the way. What the fuck is this? Is there a Diana player? Oh, there
is. Oh, fuck. I can, like, level, play Zon for a turn, unlock Ryze, and then play
rise at 9. Except my Brides doesn't have Frojord or Yordle, so I believe I would not
be doing that. Oh, I'll actually leave the filth over. But I mean, the Brides fucking
sucks. We can actually fucking suck. No Frojord, no Yordle. Bog Jane. A Bog Jane. All I
All I know is that I have a fucking boondall on my board.
If I had one more HP, the game was over.
Automatic components great man. Thanks for nothing
I have enough healing, and GDs.
I mean if I have this I don't even care about Mundo as well.
But I can't roll this turn right?
I'm healing this.
20% Omni Vanquish Stargate is healing as well.
And I will hold this I can just drop this and play
J
Look at this Renekton
Just look at this redacted
What the fuck is this
I've been showing these better than Fiddlesticks fucking worthless ass wad.
Is there a Diana playing my pool still?
Yeah.
I mean, I get disrupted on my board, that's pretty good.
Wait, what's wrong with Moon though?
It's my main tank is this piece of shit. It's good.
I'm gonna unlock Rise here and just play Rise, Loki.
Rise over Moon Dome. I can't get all of air.
I would need to move a tank item instead of crown guard.
I could also just go Shen. I'm not trying to play 5 Ionia. I can go Shen Zin Zhao instead of a Piltover Plus.
Yeah, that is yeah, no, thank you. I mean, I'm probably talking to no I
I
Bro, okay, what the fuck is killed over do man, nothing. He's right
22% attack speed, fog jammed. Okay, but what the fuck is 5 I only do? Nothing man, actually
Nothing
Oh, I'm chillin I'm chillin. Oh wait I want anyway. Oh
Oh
Okay, I mean this unlocks a bowl of air and
I just move crown guard here or I can go I'm not going QSS. I mean, yeah, it's fine. All right, please one turn one turn
Then I can just go ball of air over this and then Laura's over this is my horde and my board is actually good
But honestly, I might just play rise over
Let me see if I don't play tilt over I would have healed knock up and the
I
All of our drop
Why am I in a position like this?
Wukong over this.
And I just not gonna play these two.
Wukong, Ryze, it'll stay fuzzy.
Why does it look like I'm dead?
What?
What?
and then I move items and it's won the game and I dropped on the three I only
actually played some fiddle units I don't even know why I was playing five
I only need to begin with I could have just dropped it that turn actually
it didn't out for fiddle six probably I already won that fight
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, I also got to move on connected. I also would have won the fight as well. I don't hear it.
Oh my god.
Bro, I'm pretty sure the Diana player was dead as well by the way.
I don't even know why I'm even positioning Anti-Diana honestly.
If I had loaded into the Diana player, even if my Unara dies, I'm pretty sure I would
still win the fight.
My my renekton will just one shot his entire board who the fuck on his board is killing
my renekton.
No one.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Come on.
Thank you Riot Games for creating the TFD set with the most skills chosen to expose this
fraud.
Just wait.
Just wait when the fucking pro circuit comes around and I just, I just fucking shit on
everyone.
Like what?
That's a fluke as well?
Just wait.
Wait
You set the same for Paris XD I did well at Paris top 20% is bad in in a format like that. No, I
Mean he's fucking right man
I outplayed dish soap it's dish soap bad. No
Perfect player got unlucky. Okay, I mean, how do you know I didn't get unlucky, which I did.
I hit Diana 2 one turn earlier. I would have went to the next round. I hit Brick Carol
2 one turn earlier. One time I had this one.
I had this one and it rolled and I hit world rooms and I cashed out on 3-1.
What?
No Zon, no Yordle, GG.
Build water noxious defender that's fine. What is this 35% auto or more?
Build water noxious defender build water noxious defender
Defender, build water.
Defender, build water.
No noxus.
I
Driven reroll that comp is legit trash
What what?
Okay
Okay
All right, it builds water for free don't mind me then
Here be F
I
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Then they're bleeds
Sorry, get in a foregold shaming to two zero one hundred and eight gold
Axial my top what I get
Jay
what is this 10% AD
I
Let me see if anyone got world
Your old boy that I mean it doesn't matter. I'm gonna care at the top four
I mean that's not nearly as good as Old Moon's, but...
I mean I could play try to get towards five bilge water but at the same time it's not
I'm not even worth trying to play for half of this game because uh, because uh, yeah I think the world ruins you as an early one.
Boogeeyers! I would just be playing strongest and GG's. I'm not already guaranteed top two. No joke.
What is this, just a layer?
No.
How many removers do I have to use for this shit?
I have to use two removers right now.
Holy shit, I'm out of removers already.
GG.
I forgot the level, it's a 5.
Mmmmmm, it's a 6.
That's okay, I love to play these kinds of games, it doesn't matter.
Mhmm.
Mothers would just farm some, some what's it called?
Should I go down for a bit?
I just ditched the fender. It's probably fine.
Do I even want to use my rubber on this?
Not really.
Warded.
The thing is I actually need these removers or I believe I'm fucked.
Shoulder GF.
They picked the wrong fight. I got this.
I close the seven.
Swing.
There we go.
I
Mean the spot's not even good like let me just okay ready look look ready
emblem
Ensemble is that how I pronounce it? Whatever? Yes, and just look world rooms
Targon
Yordle Noxus build water. He's catching up soon man. How was that even allowed?
What's this? World Rooms! Targon, Yordle, Demacia, Void. Like how the fuck?
I don't get it.
How is this not disabled?
I'm unlocking Brides here or what's it called?
I don't even want to roll because I don't even want to play 7th build order right now.
I'd rather just go eat and roll on eight.
Because if I play seven buildwater my board is complete dodged.
Ashley, can I play Noxus with it?
No.
one. So 20 AD, 20 AP is not even bad. I can also just take this actually. And I'll just
save that one. I feel like my board, I don't even want to swap. Four Noxus. Swain is dead
units basically. Almost a week.
Why not? The blue just doesn't put a trash. It is a legit trash. You're paying 60 and then you can't get Captain's Brace.
Like whatever you farm from the blue, you already lose on Captain's Brace.
But now the moment I can get 7 Buildwater in, I can just start re-stocking for the good stuff.
Making specialist, Miss Connections, Gold Lineup, Bossing Lessons, MF, G, Kindware of the Crown to the Key's dead little girl.
I mean, I don't want to drop what's it called too, man.
Noxus, Defender, Stethas, Morillo, or Knuckles.
GG.
I love the 8 soon.
Wait!
Ahhhh!
I mean I can buy fizz too. Is that good?
Should I just use my remover and just show them this?
I'm pretty sure I'm driven out of this damage, but what is not?
I think...
I'm not gonna buy it, I'm just gonna get asked for it, I'm not gonna tell you that.
Lowkey though, Fizz2.
Bro, like whatever, fuck it, it's a free upgrade, he's right.
And then I can just buy this one next.
I mean, you can only buy two weapons anyway.
I'm just too expensive.
Here's two. A bog jam.
That was level eight.
I'm about to find, I'm about to unlock Tom Kinch next turn by the way.
That's no cap.
I only have one remover.
Like I can't use this fucking remover man. I can't
I was already bought once I can't even I mean I can but I can't
I'm not selling dream to it's it's three old
This is the squishy's motherfuckin' on demand, man.
And...
Low...
Draven...
Water...
I can't beat anyone, my board sucks.
I'm actually like, ah, bro, there's some road water, it's just so...
I'm actually like, ah, bro, there's some road water, it's just so...
some of the water is just in it. 12th to level. This is Defender, this is Juggernaut,
for a fucking Defender man. Alright, where's the actually good now?
I'm probably going to be open-selling Draven the moment it farms me one more
I didn't say by the lure.
There's a T-Hex.
Where is my gold?
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna go buy this and see the shop.
I mean, I'm not too eager to buy it.
I don't know if we'll buy this and see the shop I mean I'm not too easy to talk to anyway. Okay, that's a little role in
But that means that are GV
Last of the spot.
I mean I can still drive and do.
If I go showjourn last whisperer,
then what about even drown? Ah, I can't.
Oh, look, they're on belt, look.
Deadman's dagger, showing him last resort, plus Deadman's dagger is pretty good.
Pile of Citrix, Pile of Citrix, Exiles with Boxingware of the F**k, F**k you.
another item I mean it's actually fine because I can actually just go nine like
next turn. Uh, do I want more damage? Probably.
Is this going to attack speed? I think that'll also go to attack speed.
Alright, I'm at level soon, trash trash, I'm full, I'm gonna get restocked, I'm at
It's just a rat.
It's just I don't even know how that's even possible.
Okay can I level soon?
Hello!
What's the hold up?
Embrace the cosmos.
That's too expensive, I'll push him in.
I'll give him expensive stuff later.
I need a level and roll for a what's it called or I believe I'm a
Great TX I need a
Also, I need to talk about the five-wheeled water is what I need to do
So I can get the captain's group
I don't even say I kill here, it's here.
How much do I get?
I thought most of them stupid asses here, man.
Alright, one Senna, I drop Fizz, Graves.
I can even drop down to four Bilgewater, it doesn't even matter.
I need to move items off of my fucking- I have a Shoujin Moralo on a swing, by the way.
I can go Guardbreaker, IE, Deadman's, Shoujin Moralo, Last Whisper.
I have Bilgewater, Noxus.
And this is just gonna hold items while we...
And then now what I'll do with this, hard break the QSS.
One remover. Zero remover.
You wanna try to play Rise again?
Don't know.
I don't know.
I don't even have three noxes, I'm a Darius, I'm a Darius's defender, that's pretty well.
Okay.
And then I can actually play Ryze's game a little bit.
Does this all have Ryze if I play, does that have filled with water?
Why am I trying to play Ryze again?
No, no, for all your, no, your, no, what?
What?
I will not explain that.
Uh, I don't even know why I'm playing with zero on my board.
Why?
Yeah, wait, why am I playing with Zero on board again?
I don't get it.
I mean, I need more damage though, but we're necked in two.
I can just drop Defender plus...
Okay, fuck it, like, I don't even know why I'm playing this shit.
Bruiser for who?
I bet. I have a Tarot 2 on my bench, but I can almost see them. I'm just going to survive
I can just dish, uh, I can just dish Serafine.
I don't really care about this rupture, honestly, I don't even think I care about Sharim.
What the fuck does Sharim do?
20% Matt's health.
Am I close to unlocking my one remover?
I mean I can just sell it.
It is awfully juggernaut.
That way I get to save my remover.
What the fuck am I fighting? He's 10 knots.
Great, man.
The board's actually good, it's just, uh, just like she did, so I'm not gonna guess.
I mean, honestly, I take a one-unit loss.
I
Rise
Loki the rise actually is nasty here
Let me see what he gains
Build water blasts explode dealing physical damage something noxious to remade. I mean that's not even bad
I can probably actually level next turn.
I just don't want to redo this game.
I can I can play rise and I can play the user but
i mean i would have to play bruiser to unlock vola bear
so let me unlock the vola- i mean either way i need tk3 to win this game but like
let me just get second burst
and then i'll uh...
i won't need any bruiser
unlock the vola bear
rise
So does that ride good? Probably.
Is that the bruiser?
Oh, that's also a bruiser.
I just unlocked the dude.
What is this?
I can move the items off of the dude.
Oh, great. I mean, it's fine. I find a message he's getting 30-odd. No need to go here.
And Raiju, I'll see you all at the corner, will you?
Okay, when I say he's getting 30-odd, I don't even think that's true.
I can get Zerath if I win the next round.
I'm gonna wobble my rights. This unit is fucking trash.
Or is another unit good?
I can also play Piltova.
I'm fighting him again.
I can't even unlock the R.A.C.H.
Great win.
I just fought this guy, man.
Loan?
Oh my god.
And then I don't feed the mines, or eat.
I'm gonna go and kill him, man.
There's two people full streaking.
Two full streak?
I can fight this guy twice, this guy once, and they don't fight each other once.
this game it would be a guarantee top two I don't get it I don't fucking get it
It's almost as if when you cash out world runes on 2-5 and you just load into the game
with 40 gold, a fought and 4 emblems, on top of 3 more emblems you just win the game for
That's wild. You're telling me on 3-1, when someone can take the fucking worthless ass
mogul's mail and on 3-1 you cash out a gambler's blade instead they're
cashing out seven fucking emblems and 40 gold and a fawn. What? Like, bro, what?
How is the world of runes not disabled in this galaxy?
What the fuck is that?
Is this Mr. Goldsmith?
No.
I don't got it.
It's fun. Really? I mean they had fun, I didn't. I scouted on 2-1, I already knew who went first and second.
I was the only one that actually played the fucking game!
I don't get it.
World Rings.
A GP.
For my childhood is lost into dianna
I mean let me just let me just stat to roll and I'll let you know I find the leona unlock leona or diana
If I don't find the leona, I think I might play void
G I didn't actually win
All right boring boring
Triple a la-wee.
I mean, if I lose one turn, avoid, I don't care, I'd rather just be pulling this turn
than just, uh, getting ready.
What is this?
Dark and bow?
Alright, you know what, let's all just try to be a little bit more positive.
How about that?
I feel like I've been sitting here a little bit too negative today.
Let's just look at the positives.
You know what, last game, even though two people just won the game for free,
and I went third, that's basically a first.
had a lot of fun. It was really fun to just load up against 10 Noxus on repeat
while they just don't streak or they just they just both full win streak and
don't fight each other and the other guy just loads in with nine void and 17
other synergies on his board. I really had a fighting chance there. Don't worry I
I got three Noxus and two Defender on my board, PogChamp.
Yay!
Fun stuff.
PogChamp.
Mm.
The heart of Go-Killer is its people.
One.
Man, now you are PogChamp creation.
Born by Spinner.
three four okay I didn't find another void or on the owner I mean let's get one
gold here. That's pretty good.
What's the plan? A bow?
A spat?
Bro, let's just take spat!
Like, fuck it, my squirts today are fucking abysmal! Like, who cares?
You might as well just go spat for fun, he's right.
Like, three toss bow? Okay, so what the fuck do I do with spat then?
I mean, I'm not trying to play Goatwater from this spot, I think I'll be going Uncompensate.
What the fuck do I even play?
I mean I basically just pray I guess I'm just praying that's a fawn that's a fawn
What?
Alright.
Question one.
What?
Why did I just take pole?
Thank you.
There's a three-pass pole.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
This is a free crossbow.
Average from this spot, not good.
Where we got him?
I guess I can just go like Froljord and just have around Froljord and have around Rise,
but ideally it's like a Fawn and then just natural Bows.
I mean the thing is I can easily get failed out here.
There's two spat augments.
It's actually pretty easy to get bailed out, mokey.
Maybe I play vertical Zon, fuck.
Zon?
I think if you actually make it, if you actually make it to Ziggs plus, uh, okay, if you actually
make it to like verticals on it's probably not even that bad okay I mean I
got okay
What?
Millio?
Oh, great. I forgot it was...
Hello, I think I'm playing Unara.
Hello. I mean, I have Gargoyle...
What's the Ionia?
I don't know.
I have Gensu Hapai Yi, Gargoyle.
I just don't know what I'm going to do with this fat if I play Diana, it's the problem.
Oh wait.
Okay, I believe it's Unara.
Allowed?
I mean I don't even need IE anymore.
Is that allowed?
Like, come on. I- I feel like that's allowed.
I mean, I hit Druid Lotus, and I don't even need IE.
I- I- I- I- I- I- I mean, yes. I feel like that has to be allowed, right?
What's the IE? Oh, yeah, bro. This shit is complete trash.
Aw, shit.
I'm not trying to make Ionian plus one right now, because I want to go Gensu...
Gensu Krakken, play around BF, which means I don't go over whatever the fuck this is.
And then I have half Krakken, half what you call...
It's fine. And then, like, how do you know on Kerasil, there's just no fawn. I don't just get a fawn.
He is... fucking right.
What's my HP? Not looking good.
But the team is just getting some Kraken plus 1. It doesn't fucking matter.
No, this unit just does a different damage.
Alright, how's it looking?
Legit horrible.
Okay.
But how is it gonna look after I get this spawn here?
Watch.
Seven champs, seven champs, one synergy.
Oh my God.
All right.
Hoo, it's right here.
G, C, just keep gambling, just keep gambling.
It's all good, see?
I mean, it's not even,
It's actually not even good, but it's good if I make it to later into the game.
Because if I can make it to later into the game, I can actually get some items.
Because currently my fucking carry is a Gensu BS sword and my tank is a Protector's Vowel.
That's it.
But if I can actually survive and get some items for my units, I'm going to be strong.
but yeah this font is doing absolutely nothing for me right now no gaps
not draven, draven
when you win combat this is the worst one as well
worst battle, now
I mean it doesn't matter
missed ten of bilgewater
bro shut the fuck up man
I don't know if I made it to level 10
just wait
Everyone just fucking wait.
I'm actually back.
Low key.
I mean I stack one, then I level, use all my rolls.
You are telling me I can lose a round?
You're telling me I can lose a round starting 4-1.
That's some fucking gap.
Just wait.
holy shit holy shit the amount of gold that I'm rolling here these guys are
fucked holy shit okay a blue Kong a Leona
bro get this garbage off my board man what is this trash fuck you
Alright, last loss.
Look at my gold.
Everyone look at my gold.
Are you seeing this?
I'm pre-leveled to 8.
If I don't hit a 2 star 5 cost on 8 here, I will be like actually disappointed.
I mean, 8 G's fake, I'm not gonna lose a single fucking round.
I don't think I'm losing a single round for the rest of the game.
That's no cap.
Oh, I mean, I should probably make sure I hold Shen.
I can't I'm I believe I won the game everybody look at my items everyone look at my items
And look at my frontline it's not even bad
Wtf this game is over I have 10 more rolls
And I have like seven units to upgrade and I'm like guaranteed to hit them
I have I have another 20 holes to roll I
I
That's not even true my board is not a good I
Lucky close reading what the fuck is this growth mindset for fuck you man
Reading relics no, yes, I mean what I get hey, that's good
I don't know how to play this fucking garbage man, fuck you.
Hello?
Okay, thank you.
And now I can play Terak over this, to my board.
Okay, but what the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this shit?
Can I make, make, make, make, make, make, make?
This is my Chrismatic?
That's pretty good. How is this my prismatic
What's better VB IE anyways
Is there a Diana player, hopefully not.
I just saw a Yoni too, I don't even know how that's possible.
What's the best, if I have Jewel Lotus?
Is this still IE?
Because I have Kraken, so it's probably not DB, right?
I...
Gumbly for sure, I think I'd rather have him as a Gumbly.
Gumbly for sure, maybe.
Gumbly?
Gumbly for sure.
Also, uh...
You're sweet.
How is this my prismatic?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Well I mean that's a Senna, I mean I'm going GS, that is a Senna Bear.
But how, what the fuck is, it's not even Tangy!
Heartlicks, take him to the raid!
I just realized I also don't even have bruiser in my wukong is no bruiser
Great, I'm on wrong side.
Oh, the girl's fifty-eight gold.
I mean, that should not even give me my U.N.S. for you.
DMB dip.
Oh, wait. I mean, wait, it just shielded my entire board. That's pretty good.
How much is a shield?
Oh, they didn't tell me.
I guess it'd be just 220 basically, Coldboard.
I don't even know why I'm holding this for e-con loss.
Why am I even holding Taric here?
Do I even play Taric here?
Let's say I hit Taric 2.
Do I play Taric 2 on my board?
No, it's probably just Azir, I'm done.
For what?
Okay, fuck you, man.
I just lost a gold last turn.
It's just Senna, Azir, Kindred.
And then I can pivot down if I find...
Okay, I also don't care about tilt over that much with EMP
I
Do I can cheese the ball of air
Is that 3000
I don't actually know my disease are if you're too is actually pretty decent
The gold over three start at level nine?
Really?
Automatic components, GG.
GG.
Gold sub, even more gold, and now I'm dead.
I'm not
Set to it's that you
How many items are my set zero
Oh god, you're probably one of them.
Was he full, but he was full streaking?
How is this egg at 3 out of 11?
How?
I don't even know how.
How?
No, actually how.
Wait, what?
What the fuck?
Okay, also this is useless, but 5-ironia is also useless, but EMP is useless.
Is this a Diana player?
No.
No.
This guy is kind of strong, holy shit.
I
Can't I mean I can't unlock hold of air. That's the problem
So Sergid, Nautilus, and Loris, yes, let's sell my every single one of my two stars
to play fucking one extra synergy.
GG.
What?
Put in Shen and Jin, like bro.
That shit is just, it's just musky rage bait.
My board fucking sucks man.
My board fucking sucks.
I don't have a single two star.
How?
How?
I need a frontline item where I'm eight.
But I also don't mind...
Bro...
Bro, okay the thing is, no no no, I got no fuck from my man, one Warmog is not fucking contributing shit, fuck you.
I'm going double-brecken.
Okay, I'm actually back, little G.
Bolly, I will not be, I will not be surviving for that.
I'll try to keep up.
GG.
GG.
GG.
GG.
GG.
I
Actually have damage now double cracking into a lotus
If I had soul awakening or literally anything, I believe that fight would have been a straight
I think the game he would not have killed at his board would have just loaded in and been dead
I mean is our tank items better on Shyvana or not also this does this upgrade though? I mean, I mean this is even a bruiser though
Hey, yeah, what are us trying no fucking bruiser fucking win. I just realized I'm pretty sure she wanted to jump something dumb ass and I'll meet
Hello! This guy is... eat your knees! Hello!
I mean, still alive. Hello?
That I looked to my right and I just see someone at me and goes I have so little pizza.
It's lit.
Peaky.
Bro, I don't have a prismatic.
How is that even possible?
Bro, ahhhhhhh.
How is it even possible?
I mean I took an RNG augment and I got, and I low-rolled the RNG but like, come on.
What the fuck was that?
How is that a prismatic?
He carried you through stage 5, no he fucking didn't.
You didn't carry shit.
You put on one more spawn and two damage items and said you just didn't think.
It doesn't do anything. I had a Bia sword to play around. It doesn't do anything.
Bro, it's so refreshing that TFT, like, this is actually a good set.
I remember last set you would queue and you would just get, like, 6 Master's players
after a 6 minute queue, because no one wanted to play this shit.
That was just you, really?
Because when I queued at night, I would only get Master's players.
That's your MMR.
My bad.
Sriba can never be right, my bad.
GG's.
of
I'm going double stacks, no...
Oh, 10 doors items.
Radiant Gensu?
Is Radiant Gensu good on Trenomir?
Oh, it's negative delta.
Wait, why did I pop that first?
What the fuck am I doing?
I believe I'm making it.
Alright, you don't really want to slam my blade.
I could've, I could've, I could've bounced that and had two items instead.
But now I believe I'm making it.
Hello?
What the fuck am I doing? I was trying to save a remover and then I just...
Oh, god.
What the fuck am I doing?
Bro, I'm not even pretending, man.
I, I...
Oh, my.
Oh my god, I mean, it's actually kinda fine.
TF re-roll game, is that good?
Reading it gives you TF negative 1.5 Delta, wait, really?
oh wait it's actually negative point three delta wait that's not even bad
wait let me check
I don't know.
Wait, it says it's not even QSS.
It says it's Type-Ins.
Probably because it's faster or faster.
Can you just go infinite?
I mean, hot stats are fake.
That's just...wait.
I mean, okay, nah, I'm not gonna just fucking roll the excuses like it does.
I mean, okay, I'm not going to fucking just roll the students as I get done asking on
He's not fucking putting me in a re-roll with Cursed Cronman, calm down.
He's just unlocked it for something, for Frohly, or probably.
I will be there in a minute.
I mean two Tritimere two Ash that's pretty good
I mean it's fine the moment I hit a trimmer 2 I'm pretty sure this trimmer will just
Wait, what the fuck?
I don't know how to say it, I don't think I have so many units.
What the fuck?
How many stacks am I at?
I'm at 11.
Is that one stack?
Because I swear you start with 10.
Or no.
Wait, how?
Because I actually...
Wait, how?
Is that bugged?
Wait, what?
Cause I have 1, 2 rounds here!
Don't worry, you start with 0, you got 11.
Did you want anything? Wait, what's that?
Oh, is it cause I played that one instead?
Bro, I'm playing the wrong treat of here, man.
Bro, I'm playing the wrong treat of here.
Oh my...
And I'll meet
Now this one's at 13 and this one's at 14 great man. I just lost three sacks
And I'll meet
I mean, if I make a strong frontline that they can't play the game. Do not worry. Wait,
What is that? Wait, uh, uh, I'm going to do it this way.
What? Bro, that could have just been a trigger or what they're called to, man, and now I'm screwed.
How many moves do I have?
I don't really care about Andy Hill or Andy Arma.
Okay.
Just watch this tournament.
Okay, if I have healing worms, I kind of want IE, fuck it, consecutive IE.
Like that's enough healing man. I'm healing orbs plus, uh, okay, so how the fuck do I get IE on my board? I can't
My tank is a wreck side too
What I beat the all just I'll just roll that shit
Where is the infinity edge?
I mean it's not really worth pulling on my way for a kill.
Now this matchup, this is the fucking best.
I honestly have everything you can do.
Curse crowd.
against Shruti Muir, Diana against Shruti Muir, half on main.
This front line is straight up pathetic.
R.B. Stuff.
Two Slayer.
Try not to.
Slayer.
I'm not even gonna tell that.
Whoa!
That's a one-shot?
Oh, right?
We don't...
I mean, Sujuani, or what's it called, is not even better than what the fuck is it?
Two Defenders. That's good. Two Defenders.
Other whatever.
My board is complete trash.
If I lose this round, I'm out.
Okay.
I like I like wait what is this like normal that my frontline can look like this on a two-cost real calm
Bro Trinir is cool as fuck man seriously
Wait what happened
I can't even sell what's it called though
Is that way? Is that the 22? Oh it is, it is. Nice. Nice. Okay.
I
Fuck these items
Who knocks it
I mean I might as I might as actually just go for
My gargoyles, sunfire, I mean I might as well just go last with spa.
And then I'll just go like, yes?
Wait, what the? There was an item on my...
...pro.
Where did this item come from?
One more all in the door.
Yes!
Bye bye buddy.
Play a Z-er.
If I see one more to draw now I might just stay level 7 and just roll for stage 3.
Make shift armor.
A DEV.
Whatever, fucking.
Spirit Link, Glass Cannon.
Okay, okay
I can sell the econ but I swear pushing levels doesn't even feel good. You know what feels good. It's a 23
No cap.
I cannot.
Federation of 8.
Contrary deal.
57, is that good?
I mean the thing is this hero grab bag is not even good. It's good that it it gives me my three stars immediately
But it's bad that like there's no echo in this game
See?
Change BT please. Yeah, let's uh, let's just sit here and just roll the BT and just grief for IE
And it just completely just toss the fucking game. I
can lose seven rounds
for a build that has a 1% higher winrate.
Yay.
I am playing 2 cost fucking reroll, I will be taking my good top 2.5 average and call it a day from this spot.
Oh shit. Okay. Okay.
They will regret opposing me.
Oh what is this guy playing? Curse Crown. Frismatic Destiny Curse Crown.
One of those is just too expensive. I only have five. If I had another one, I'm on it down.
But I mean, I didn't have one.
So I cannot.
I'm just making you go on a search engine.
I can eventually just level and just drop everything.
I mean, I kind of wish this guy had Diana too, because if he has Diana too, he's probably thinking like, oh, shit, I'm back.
And then he just blows in against Trinimere and the Diana just gets completely stat checked.
And then he realizes that it's over me. But now, like, the problem is, now, he already knows me.
He doesn't have Diana too.
Alright, well, hopefully...
I don't even know what last item do I want here.
Last was sort of DV plus what?
Like GS?
I feel like cracking and getting into are both too slow.
But I just want to prop the healing orbs as fast as possible and then Trimiel will
just kill everything.
These are alert.
Wait, wait, you're right.
Wait, wait, you're right.
Oh, wait, I like that actually.
I go Titans and then I move to QSS.
Like, I'm not grieving myself, right?
I mean, is that saying Titans is better?
Let me just make sure.
I didn't check the last item.
Wait, it has no games.
bro I'm getting fucking no no no no that shit has to those animals up I'm
too scared to fuck you and fiddle stick and Bessa
what is this a spatula
I can go Slayer plus 1, no I can go Freljord plus 1, but then I need a belt.
Do I need a belt? What do I need a belt?
the
Oh, another Diana player!
Alright, don't mind me!
Ah well someone FF'd this guy had cursed crown this guy also had cursed crown
this guy's nine lives this guy full open with receiver of the sands
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm just trying to get out of here.
What the fuck?
I'm just trying to get out of here.
I'm just trying to get out of here.
Am I chillin here?
Good thing I did not go Titan here.
Good thing I did not go IE.
What the fuck?
This is broken.
Wait, TX2, what the fuck?
Wait, what?
i think what you do is
you put all the trash here and then
would get i'd be be guard i honestly
i'd be strong
I think if it doesn't hit with the initial, I'm pretty sure about trying to win one-on-two.
So what do you mean?
Yes, Garner?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Wait, you guys are kind of smart.
What the fuck happened to my board?
I mean it's scarred to everything too low key
Okay, he's caught on two.
And then I just have this just walk up on it.
My entire board is dead instantly.
What will we see, Abraham Mayhem on stream, fuck it never man.
Ahhhh, today is supposed to be the climbing day man.
700 OP, what did I start at?
What am I even...
Oh wait, my average is still 4.5 now, what the fuck?
It started at like an AVP like a 6.
It's not even that.
I can't really tell you one second from 12th Street, okay?
Yeah?
I mean, I thought a giga cap TX.
Honestly, I feel like I complain about my early game shops pretty often, so I feel like
Maybe it's like unless I hit the exact giga, I just start pitching.
Oh, I mean that's pretty good, Shen too.
I remember I avoid this game.
It's Gold Sub.
If he gives a lot of gold, I can just turn away.
That's 10 baron.
Tier Rod Glove.
Tier Rod Glove.
Rod Tier Glove.
Risky moves, item grab bag, iron assets.
On a roll.
Artillery Barrage, Sona 2, Spirit Visage, wait, I think this is a, wait, this is a
The boss you need for sure wait
And I have rod gloved here
Yeah, fuck it
Let's try it. I'm gonna have a visage and a GG to play around
allowed allowed I've never played tempo demacia into lux carry though if this
this is bad it's horrible man okay
okay
Ahri?
Maybe I play towards Rai's.
OHHHHH! Instead of vertical Demacia, why don't I just play towards Rai's Volibear?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Okay!
So why did I just... wait, did I swap this turn when I made Egon?
Yes? Wait, wait, 1, 2, 3, 4, 8. Yes? No! I just lost a gold. And this guy's TG rolled
a fucking DV. I don't get it.
it's a uh...
their arcanist
arcanist
Arganist?
Weaker! That's a fucking champ Venus.
Auri is weaker than Dumbass, so not a good take.
Bro, you're so cute, not your face for your gameplay. Like, you're playing like a child or something.
Honestly, it's flipping awesome.
Okay, okay, can I just be serious real quick?
How are you guys even copy-pasting that shit?
That shit was the worst thing I've ever fucking read and honestly isn't it
actually disrespectful to yourself that you even fucking go out of your way in
competition?
Shen?
I don't understand how you're supposed to unlock Wall of Air.
Like four Bruiser and Wulgong do?
How many belt items do I need to unlock them?
Warmogs was four Bruiser.
You need a Warmogs?
Oh my fucking god.
Why I have to go, I mean I can't even go belt here.
I mean no one will go belt here.
I mean, I have done the fun for my children.
Can you feel the unit?
let me see four of eight
Shen?
Awu Kong?
What is actually disgusting?
It's just annoying.
You have to unlock all this trash.
Arcanist?
Warden, okay, Ionia, Scurry back to your shadow, N'Jax.
Kintzu, Kraken, Gargoyle, three items there as well.
Oh god.
I mean, he doesn't... I have three items left.
Surely.
Oh, I guess he has three items left as well.
Great.
Hello?
My Shen is dead, man!
Okay, didn't cast.
I...
Bro!
This Draven unit is so broken!
Like, what the...
Oh, okay, how do I unlock headed?
Glove chain player on B of sword.
What is this?
Okay, I think I got arcanized it.
I did.
Okay.
Maybe I should have some damage now.
Glove chain, half GS, half Double Jogen.
I kinda like Double Jogen because I need a carry list in-game.
Alright, that's the defender as well.
Oh wait, I'm actually kinda close to unlocking Kennen.
This, this, this.
This also works.
The Kabuko unlocks itself.
But the Kennen is actually kinda hard to unlock.
Okay.
Isn't this kinda cool as fuck?
Miss A-Soul.
Setsuko, what are you even doing?
Alright, level 5 Meakin, what's it called?
spirit link ascension spears will know the grab bag acceptable spirit link
Don't do anything right now. Epoch.
I'd rather just take items from my E-Honk not even bad.
And... Oh my! No!
No! No!
No!
I'd rather roll a single time, man.
One anti-heal item, Merlo, Cloak, BS sword.
But what if I get another sword?
I mean, I can just go BT frontline and just make, make, make, make, make, make.
G?
Top of the level.
Ah, I'm going to look in the mirrors.
Might as well move her, you're right.
Okay, well, Gigi said.
Why?
Bernoucle, Florida, Brom 2 can unlock Volibear.
Bro, I would just toggle 6 fucking Bruiser for a turn, man.
I'm not playing the dumbass fucking Rollin' for Brom 2.
But yeah, if I can't unlock all of it in this game, then it don't work.
I love you too, okay?
Defender.
Seven out of eight.
I'll kill you once. I'll kill you again.
Did anyone even kill this thing?
What the fuck is this?
something something something I I don't know who's coming out but thank you I saw the amount
of lines that I had to read holy shit no thanks fuck that show Jim Rolo JG I'm
kind of down to just go about in case I just can't unlock it then I'm screwed
All right, and then now I can unlock...
What is this, Defender?
28th level. Does this unlock cannon?
Yes. I'm playing a weaker board though, man.
That's not good.
Okay, and then now I unlock Kabukko, 5 out of 6.
Jay?
Honestly, I probably should have just unlocked it on neutral.
I just placed throwing a sword, but I kind of got away with it.
I'm not as lazy.
I'm just playing, I'm playing Rise, Rise of all of Ereduo.
GG, GG.
I'm a Hyrule so hard, my level 5 charge is giving me double, double, double R-R-E.
And it's the only reason I'm streaking and then like this cop really wants to skip level 8 if you can I mean you can easily just roll any
But like why don't I just nine on five one and then just roll one five two
For a variety of two ball there, too. The board's actually good
All right
And I unlock the kaboot go
Ford Ruser Frontline.
Niko's what, Argonis?
Nidalee O. Belt?
Avadee?
Hello? I mean, I go Nashor Booth.
And I don't really like the WKL though.
Double mana
I mean where was it easy and I go ship and report to O
Was is that enough on this unit I
Should have checked which one's higher base health
No, Gigi Gigi Gigi
My items are fucking insane.
Do I want to reinforce the bow?
Yes, what I get.
It's here for, like, I, yeah.
What the?
No.
What?
Like, I can't lose to anyone! It's just a fuckin' fluke!
Aaaaaaah! I don't want to do it!
What the fuck-
I
Don't even know how you can be offered that garbage bro shut is it just to take this or econ how much do I get?
I mean I guess worst case I can just take this one three random two start three costs how much is that
3 times 8 is what 24 plus 8, I'm out, we're taking that, that's pretty good man.
Jay?
Oh, Kabuk- Oh, what the fuck?
I mean, maybe I just go Kabukko 3 then.
RE3, Kabukko 3, said no one fucking ever, fuck you.
Okay, is the Kabukko 3 even worth the gold?
It's gonna be this shit, hold on.
That's something, that's something.
Uh, 50% AS.
The thing is, I kinda need to make it to uh...
Eh, yeah, sorry, sorry, buddy.
I just need to make it to uh, Voli 2 Rise 2 when I win the game.
And by winning the game, I probably go to TX.
Sadge.
I
Should probably also have a force to tear
We know it's uh, it's three week
In three minutes you start three thoughts with that equals
That's good
I also need to report this here, because I just realized I want these items, not fucking...
I can just go voice staff on what's it called.
3D, oh nice, the rack, I'm back.
Three item tank.
It's Shogen, JG, Voice Staff on the Dude and Rolo on List.
Okay.
My arms are insane.
I'm a gig-eye rolling.
Well, Volibear is a straight-up beast.
Volibear.
I'm like winning rounds.
This unit is a fucking beast.
Mola Bear.
Mola Bear.
How many Wukong's are gone?
Zero.
One, two, three.
Four, five.
bro 9 times 3 is 27 plus 8 is 35 probably no no no no reach me reach me reach
me double Starrac
you can't go wrong with all items reach me
I'm out of the loser rumors here I'm out of the worry I mean actually you
I don't know what I could do is I can go show them RGV and then just go voidmar on here eventually, but I'd rather prioritize 3 as well there before I split that trash.
But also, what is this?
Freyja is probably better than Arcanist, it is for sure.
And what do I have? Ionia?
Okay, I don't even need Wukong, I just won't be able to play Derek, I'll just let him do
two things.
Okay, well I mean, no, I mean I want Wukong though, I'm not trying to not play Derek.
I'm not sure.
These fucking Nara players just holding all the Wukong and I can't find a single Wukong
and now it's crazy.
Also this is for sure better for fucking people.
Also, I have a question. Are you supposed to damage amp the ball of air or give it extra
HP. Amp HP. Amp HP. Damage. Amp HP. Amp. He scales with HP. Oh, what? Okay, it's HP.
Fuck you man, I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna bait you again.
Okay.
Okay, I think you're still in the middle of the game.
I mean this is just a fluke!
This guy's so lucky, he's fighting me before I send it!
And I just play Rise over this but I can't it's not like I can drop Ionia. I can't
Like what the fuck is this?
But I was just don't find the Wu-Hong
okay I shouldn't be using a rover because I could have just played just over this and
make that and now I believe on me I mean that's pretty good oh yeah I think this guy
3 by Wukong. Bye bye, buddy. You are ass. Bye bye, buddy. You are ass. And Wukong, please.
Once I get once I get three of them a ball of air, I believe the game is over
They got Ethan.
I'll just have to move on one.
So the fiddle doesn't do any max, it's like the difference between fiddle 2 and fiddle
one is not that big and it has zero fucking items and it will continue having zero items.
Oh nice, okay, I don't even know why I'm positioning for this guy.
What is the point of positioning for this guy?
When I'm going to lose anyway.
Nice.
Yay.
Don't worry guys, my Rai's didn't get killed in the first bullet, so he gets killed in the second bullet.
Yay!
Fuck off, man.
Okay, it's fine.
I just want to finish item here, even trying to value a bad guard breaker, war mugs, or
war months and settle strapped. That even true. Okay, uh, Nash of Tooth. Nah, I'll just
go visit him this time. Signing off. And now I'll just go last item here and call it a day.
Where is the rise?
Two.
Okay, is that strong? No, that's Porta's legit trash.
I'm just going to finish three animals.
Is this doing stuff?
Yes?
Okay.
I'll try all of this bye.
What the fuck happened to my board?
And then let me guess I'm gonna rotate into the tea hex and now I'm going eight
Rise to at least
Stop for you a stupid S Froyord Froyord and being a hundred fifty percent more
I was 25% amp that's kind of good actually
I'm about to fight the T-Hex and I believe I'm dead.
Yeah.
GG's.
I'm biting him.
Woohoo!
I'm biting him
Well, I'm supposed to just sit here and go over a fucking 6-1-2
Alright, hopefully if I put all the trash here, it ults this way, right?
Surely it doesn't just ult onto the rise, right?
I believe I'm dead as fuck.
My whole board's gone.
Go guys, listen, listen.
It's not like it matters, okay?
I could have taken a better loss, I guess.
But it's not like it matters.
item T-hex, Senna 2, Kindred 2, look at my fucking board man, I don't get it.
Like I could have taken a better loss I guess, but like not really.
Did he?
How?
He only, no no no, this guy's board is trash!
Oh my, oh god, he probably got his carry diannid by accident man.
He did. There's no fucking way this guy is stronger than this.
Just look at his, like, just look at his board.
It's full capped bilge water.
Three item, three item, I just look at his board.
He just sat there and afk'd.
This game was a third, but he just win-traded.
Oh my, no, no, no, no.
No.
He's full capped Sharima, bud.
What the fuck does Diana do to this?
He probably just insta-killed the Senna too, like...
Oh my god. Oh yeah, nah, this is just full cap.
Don't forget the Ginsu Gumbly Dumpling on Seraphine.
Oh my god, that's just the full cap.
Oh god.
I mean, when the T-Hex hits a head of tempo, what are you supposed to do?
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
all right where the fuck wait where is set to go
I'm going to message you on this one.
Is that to go here?
Add that to go?
I have the best job.
uh sarah's uh sarah's brothers are in town and uh i think sarah's younger brother is leaving tomorrow
and sarah's older brother is leaving the following day so like that's why i'm kind of casually
up so I can like hang out with them see you said this live before I mean I'm not
lying man
I'm not gonna die.
Exaggerated Yacht.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
I just looked at my shop I don't even want to play anymore what the fuck is this
First crown, I don't know how to think of that. Bro, should I just take trick 3? This
is exciting as fuck man, low G. Bro, yeah fuck it! G?
Oh
Oh
I think this item is Diana's number one giga or no stats explore Diana
Seekers Armguard, Gensu?
Titans, I'm pretty sure.
It's the number one Giga.
Oh, it is.
This item is fucking broken.
Just read the shit.
Can't, sir.
BT needed, no, no.
BT needed, no, no, visiting home.
This fucking millionaire streamer is just sitting here visiting home and doesn't have
a PC for his home setup.
How is that even allowed?
How can a streamer not have a PC to stream on at his home set up?
Does that like am I stupid or is he stupid or both?
Like like what the fuck
What the fuck is this? This doesn't even give you Econ, then.
You fucking piece of shit. Like at least give me a T.F. or a Grace.
Why don't they just show me the stupid ass noddles and gain blank?
Bro, I'm getting fucking people pranked.
Oh, Grace is locked.
Oh, ha ha ha ha ha!
But holy shit, we're right.
that's probably what all right well living forge again to what it is come
back stories please please please could beat no you know I don't get this bowl
I mean it's not even good, alright, both?
I could go Gensu, but I'm pretty sure...
Oh, not again.
Oh no, I mean Titans?
Oh, I'll just see this real quick.
Like Titans is not replaceable, I'm pretty sure.
What is this shit called again?
Seekers?
Diana, three items?
Yeah, Titans is not replaceable.
Let me see if it's Gensu or Faisal or other stuff.
Oh that sounds good as fuck actually.
Gensu? Oh god.
With my Diana's, I'm gonna get a fucking dumpster.
Do I even want to unlock Braves?
No, my shots are already good, whatever.
What else does it kinda go, oh, okay, I can go Triforce, I can go Mittens.
I think it's just better than...
Wait, holy shit, I didn't even...
Oh, wait.
I mean, it's a 14-game sample size, but it's not that bad, actually.
Okay.
Alright, well, when I find that, oh god.
Oh god.
Bro, I'm playing Diana, man.
Likely, I'm screwed.
Miota! Wait!
That Diana stats check trend really?
Because with that Radiant Gensu QSS 2 AS scaling augments or items, the Diana just dashes here
and got three shots. Rageblade Seekers BT. What the fuck is, it's not, I don't even think
gold players would build BT. What does that say? It's 20% Oblivion, but who the fuck is
building a BT? What? Okay, but when I fight this, is this Kaisa not about to just one
one shot my entire board.
Ideally, you get rageblade titans, uh, what's it called, but I don't even want to make rageblade because titans is not replaceable, but kinsu is.
You can replace kinsu with like, a bunch of more items, but you can't replace titans ever. No titans use FF again.
Okay.
This is gonna win, right?
Well, it's not close, man, none of the other variable could use.
Make ginsu question mark?
I just explained why it's not ginsu, man!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Wait, am I muted?
Am I muted?
So make BT then!
I know this is raging.
This is actually just a must be.
Like look.
here and you put in Seekers Armguard Diana what is the the best Delta it's
Titans because the ginsu is replaceable but Titans it's not you can replace it
with a bunch of orn items but you can never replace Titans if you replace
Titans you are eight your unit that does not to do anything it does not do
anything. I mean the orders are coming. Level 7. Is this uh, is this been done by
the way? This guy is kind of good. This guy's been farming my ass the entire day.
Oh god. I don't think so. So I'm just getting far.
I'm gonna get a Reforger, no, I'm gonna call it a combat I guess.
I am so poor.
I think I needed an econ augment there and what did I not get?
An econ augment.
I'm fucking broke.
And now I'm screwed.
and he's pretty good though
uh...
uh... okay
If you play Diana, she don't need BT.
Listen, for the people that are not rage-rating, this item gives ObbyBam.
Do you ever see people with HodgeBT on their Diana?
Fuck no!
And now I still- I have more ObbyBam here as well, man.
Oh nice, I think if I.. this OE didn't die I was gonna.. I was gonna win this fight and I'm not trying to win.
And I think if I win any of these rounds I can actually just go ahead and open up that.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Can't. Can't. Can't.
Oh well they really worked this spell pretty well early forward to make extra 10 and lose a million HP.
I have FORGE in strength!
I have FORGE in strength!
GG!
Rage...
B!
Rage B!
So if it's not BD, Slamm Rageblade, bro it's too obvious man, come on, bro come on.
I don't mind the rageblade but at least don't make it too obvious.
Ah, I forgot to scroll to the left.
Uh, okay, well, after I catch out, I don't really want to lose a life, but I really needed to hit an econ augment on this one, and I didn't hit an econ augment.
So what's the plan? Am I just screwed?
Okay, that should be one of them.
Thank God, man.
Thank God.
I was about to start bitching
Why do not a list?
Okay, okay
Hey, I'm sorry. That's right. I just move around J
Wait.
I'm not trying to win, wait.
No way.
Wait.
I won?
Bro!
Oh my bry!
What the fuck?
Boy, I just lost 3 gold!
No!
Oh wait!
Oh!
Well, I just lost three gold no, oh wait, oh
Okay, why I don't mind losing this one still what is this?
I should have just opened Solvio when I fucked this shit man.
Man I just lost 3 gold for fun man, oh my god.
I really need to catch up before the controls, it just gives me perfect info on what to
basely ginsu for a bit. Snipers focus on what's it called is pretty good. I mean this is basely
ginsu man, it's not even bad. I don't know why I swammed it before. I don't know why
I slammed it before I saw my items.
Okay, see, I actually got punished.
Titans? A Gensu?
already probably actually has slightly better
Blinding Jewel, okay who the fuck has a Blinding Jewel in?
and then Snipers focused Blinding Jewels and
I mean honestly Blinding Jewel on Swain doesn't even sound bad
he's right
I mean does it actually proc pretty often? See?
it got one shot hello what the fuck is this fire orange in there it's fine it's
what I call part loss that's what I call part loss it's fine it's fine I'm
still too much it doesn't matter it actually doesn't matter I'm gonna have
to lose it on regardless otherwise I can't roll for Diana because I'm so fucking bored
He's right.
Protoss, take this, or are you gone?
Maybe.
I mean, I do believe I must.
I didn't hit but I mean I hit the rest of my board that's pretty good you know I
I don't have though. I don't have a...
Uh... Seraphine. I guess it doesn't matter if the armor's here.
I'm not especially good. And I got one shot.
Hello! Hello!
I'm dead! I'm one life! I don't have! I just don't have Diana too! Oh my god! Double Diana
and now I don't even let me cast Diana too with now one life and now I'm screwed. Three
Or or or what's it called? I'm fighting him, please please I'm dead as fuck. I have nothing, please
How can I sustain that I can't hello
Oh my!
I just, I did I even win the only round I won was a round I didn't even want to win.
Oh my god.
Hello?
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Do you guys mind if I please?
Oh
Yes, and no, oh, okay. I'm out of here then
All right, I
Know there's brothers are down so I want to talk to them starting like two days from now
I'll be streaming like 20 hours a day every single day
Like I like bro eight hours. It's not even that bad
Bro family is more important than fucking your dumb ass or most of you dumbasses
Bro shut the fuck up man BT diff
Oh, hello, oh, I'm not in
I'm uh, oh, thank you. I'm gonna send you guys over to camp to Lee this guy
Wait, what? Oh, no, I'm not talking to you. Oh, yeah.
All right. This guy is a professional player, a fellow professional player, like, yeah.
He's a professional player such as myself.
Jay?
Maybe you guys can learn, like, a few things from professional players.
Yup.