You
Let's go!
I believe I'll be playing two games.
G-E-E.
Let's go!
Yay!
I basically need one top four and I'm I'm I already be locked for for week two
but I if I just get one top four I'm guaranteed locked
because right now how how how what's happening is there still has one more point to me
like assuming I go 24 to hopefully one point more than me but if I go 23 I'll have one point
point more than this, though, and I'll beat him on the tiebreaker.
Jay, so I just need 20-thirty.
No gap.
There's what was just sitting here.
I said, good morning, bro.
And he said, it's not a good morning.
Good morning, sir.
It's not a good morning.
I think it's something I hope you've been last.
And then I message him an hour ago, good luck to me, sir, and he knows one.
I
Well, the format is the points from yesterday carry over
And then you play two games and the bot eat are going to get eliminated.
So right now, the cutoff is 26.
And then there's also a jump to 29.
So I'm pretty sure I have to average like a fucking two point something to even think about
making the top 16, but that doesn't really matter. The best case scenario is I go anything
but twenty-fourth. Anything but twenty-fourth, I get day, I get day-toed and then I guarantee
we two regionals and then day-toots for fucking game.
And I was beginning to run for a minute, so I was in time, there's a very competitive
the command. The Mossier cut rankings. Ready? So this is like the pure voted like they
are like the power rankings. I am an advocate of saying that this patch is legit awful
for competitive TFT because it's straight up, I already said what I had to say on day one.
And I'm just saying, type a ring 2 and ring 6. Type a ring 2 and ring 6. Yes.
All right. Remember those names? Can you lean this up?
Yes. Can you lean in this up? Yes.
What happened?
No, I guess the game's just all-all-all-skilled, then.
It's all good.
It's just a joke.
This shit?
Okay, okay, hold on.
The reason?
Okay, let me, okay.
For the people that are sitting there, that try to be open-minded.
Just one time.
That's all I ask.
Just try to be open-minded.
This one fucking time.
Okay?
The reason people don't complain that much in solo queue is because it's easy to just say,
like, it's a bad beat move on.
But the thing is when there's actually stakes, and you're actually playing for something,
and in a game of Tier T, I think everyone can agree that there's variance in Tier T.
Sometimes you get a really good opener, sometimes you get a bad opener.
And the skill is taking the bad opener and trying to salvage
as many places as possible.
But the thing is, the bad openers paired with the bad items
or the bad units that you naturald in the bad, whatever.
All it is is when you go into a tournament
in a six game sample size determines your day.
When you have two games that are legit,
You're playing for six that best and let's see you go seven.
It's just like, it's just, what is he supposed to do?
You just have to sit there and look, what is the point that your mental cannot be good?
How are you sitting there playing the stupid asking full time?
And then you just load in, blade master?
I'll turn it on too. My bad.
Like it's just the reason people aren't complaining and they're only complaining in turn.
And it's not like I'm doing poorly. I've seen this all the time. It's not like I'm doing poorly.
I'm actually one of the best performers.
But I'm just sitting here just bitching and the reason I'm bitching in turn isn't because the players are better.
In fact, I do better in tournament than solo queue.
It's because when it's a 16 sample size and one 6 of your games get completely grieved, someone has the complaint.
Let's say you play solo queue.
You have 800 fucking games.
You are greeting 1 in 800 games versus 1 in 6.
So what's your solution?
you fix the damn game.
Add some re-roll lines that aren't just conditional based on hitting two or one of the three augments.
Make it so if I'm playing towards built over and I don't hit Cogs, I can still play something.
I don't have, I don't hit Cogs, I can't go fast nine, I can't unlock ball of air,
I don't have Jarvan to Sony 2, let me be able to play something.
Let me play something.
Wait, but can not on.
Oh, let me.
Okay, it's the entire meta, it's just, you are just like, oh my, I could be at 40 points.
If game 1 into, just roll the real I only have because I got dropped, I only have items
and I own your opener, but too bad, too bad, unlucky, and that's two out of my six games,
just 10 points swing.
All right, either way, I just need a 23rd, and GG, and GG, alright, fuck you there still
by no you're watching, fuck you, one, I go 23rd here out of 24th, and hopefully he
He loses the tiebreaker and then has to play in week one.
In fact, I hope he gets relegated.
G-D-E.
Because if he gets relegated, then the people are saying,
Yes, it's in the same place with me, guys.
And you're complaining about luck.
You're saying the game is not.
Bro, Jesus fucking Christ man. If you're playing TFC and you think this game doesn't have lock it in a 16 fucking sample size
I don't know what to tell you. Holy shit. I it's it's actually unreal that I have to be sending a reason with you, idiot
I
Turn it on to nice jeez jeez all
Could I I just a gold opener I could easily play towards boy. It's a really good voice box
I'm guaranteed to be useful to use 2D stall, Rhygames, strikes again. My opponent is actually good.
J.
I
So what happens is game when I don't hear dogs? I'm just forced to play towards the mafia
Ex-day, Gargoyle's in the mafia. My bad, geez
Fucking joke man, what a fucking joke
no solution did you
I love you.
Get the kind of mask here.
Not only the mask, but you have to stay sterly.
i have a plan
i would have preferred you in cups
The King's fear obeyed.
Okay, let's have some pictures.
Stay for day, I'll find you.
I'm a weird three-week investment in the second edition.
I'm just so fucking bad.
Art will some fire show GBS order.
What?
the
of
Thank you.
and
I think it's like a hundred games you get to throw them like ten times.
So I don't know if it's 100% variance.
the
actually that's a
the the 10% variance is is hitting is here
like you take a zero one with a one server back line
just like the soldiers count
and that are the great to talk in front of ours decision looks at the general
,
the
I'll try to get you in the next week, and we'll be doing it right now.
It's not here, not here.
It's not here.
What?
It's not here.
and
the
that kind of game
I carry the one for the one you want.
I'm not going forward.
I'm sorry to keep on.
I can hit the random list whatever this game is this game actually all right, but we do guarantee by by this though
Bye, buddy
I mean it's just I will like I mean like okay, you know this game my ABP going into four two was probably in the five
But I mean I just hit on my role that okay, but honestly if I hit acceleration gave my the game would have been what have been like really strong
And it's just a four-claysman swing because I
high-rolled like a top 10% variance.
It's probably like top 20%.
Because if they need it, like, I probably
click hold the line, hitting 1 of 0 on 8 is just
basically guaranteed to without the entire stage.
And I think you hit as you're there, like, probably like 10-15% of the time.
Well, it's something like, let's say, like 5% of that time,
or, like, 5 or, like, 33% of the time that you do hit as
here, you hit nothing else. And then I would take, you know.
All right, well, if I talk for again, I might be able to play two more games.
But yeah, I don't think the final lot is happening.
Jeez.
Like, did you see, did you see on two one by the way?
Like, my game was also a lot.
Like, it's really easy if I could play void.
I got dropped to RECSI and then if I get, like, I don't know if I got the karma.
I don't think I did.
But if I did get the karma, I could play it around the karma.
It was an econ opener. I could take econ and then just end just like dick eyes on on like pretty early
Also like for the people that are saying that that game was Hyrule
Like yes the roll down was Hyrule, but what the fuck were those items on stage three?
Shogin
Shogin bf
Gargoyle change fuck you what the fuck is that?
But, yeah, the format is the points carry over from the previous state we played two games
and body are going to be made.
So, I think I have to like talk three to guarantee it to play two more games.
But yeah, yeah, like look, and then you think it's not that bad,
because it's only 3.5, but then the thing is it goes like 27.7,
then it goes to 29.
So it's like, yeah, it's probably not happening.
duties in our book.
But I'm not really playing a pretty thing though, because I don't know, but like genuinely I hope there's something that I think I think it would be really bad if there's still gets really get it.
like in terms of like, for the processing.
But I think, I think it's 24th to be 1.1 less.
Here you.
And I'm pretty sure, even if I go 8-year, it's not 24th.
So yeah.
So, honestly, like, like, this song, everyone's
But honestly, like, like, this, oh, everyone knows that this, so if you were to play in week
one of the journals, everyone knows he is like, leagues above those players.
Yes, but even he is anxious about it because that's what TFT is.
There's variants.
You play six fucking games.
He is, yeah, final lobby last time, I think he went like second or third, yeah, that's
washed.
That is, that's, that's, that's, that's just washed.
Jesus fucking Christ man, like, how the fuck?
It's actually, it's actually wild.
I swear, it's like the more recognition he has, the more
overrated they become for no fucking reason.
It's just, it's actually just, there are complete fucking
that people think are good, better complete fucking trash.
But they're just like, oh, yeah, haha, I have a hot take.
XD.
Like, I'm cool because I think this guy is good
and no one else thinks he's good.
XD.
Like, bro, shut the fuck up, man.
But if you think, if you think Dishove is overrated
or what the fuck I just don't get,
Like it's just it's so fucking cringe man, but
All right, well, I hope I got a hard one on one screw
I'm going to my two again as well.
That's what I do.
It's really good.
It's awesome.
You're going to see what the photo room is.
I need to know what I'm going to do about here now.
What?
I'm not sure if he's open, but if I don't get caught, I'll do that on the place.
and
I'm sorry.
I'm not going to let this go.
This is very exciting.
I'll get it.
I can probably go like 6th game.
BF tier BF tier full team
one or on
oh my god
okay
the team's spear will be
on the run
the team's at the bar
and the 3rd 7's wall
I might have rush with them
I can move Nashor's JG.
I can move any void and heal.
I'm not sure if you can see anything.
Keep your spilling spot.
You ready?
I'm here. Let me try.
Sure you are.
I hear you.
Come on.
I'm considering how many I see as a compass, I believe it's called the lot, but I may actually hit this time.
Cubs plus acceleration gate that's pretty good
I'm just playing it off my head and pull it just
It's on side
You will be quite a jibbon
I'll see you around.
and
I've been feeling
I'm not sure if I'm going to kill you.
and
to
be
the
and
level nine
I hit everything and this is the result. My items are good as well. I have one that I am
and that's it. Look at this comp.
I mean I have AP.
And this is the, this is the top.
Stop playing, tell me what I can play.
I'm not reaching up to two eight and test Amazia.
That's the problem with AP.
If you can't go nine, the only flexible option is Mel.
But the problem with Mel is you need to hit and bestow
and then you need to hit Mel to eventually.
I have AP items on forced to play this dog shit.
You think I want you like it?
bad and better read unlucky
and I'm done I mean that's actually good
just it actually the dream scenario I'll see you guys in week two
holy fuck it's actually it's just the dream scenario
I only have to play two games with this dog ass fucking this dog ass meta
it's actually it's just the fucking joke
you're not even playing TFT it like you're genuinely not even playing TFT
I don't know, I don't know how else to say it.
I mean, I'm guaranteed we two regional, so that's good enough for me.
I'm actually super, super happy.
I don't have to play this fucking dog shit anymore.
Jesus Christ.
I basically a writer, like, let me just, let me just sum up
what a writer sent a more dog a week ago.
Because after I ran to two days ago, he, he, he message me and was like,
like I saw your rant like I share the same opinion and and I'll just read like it
was like a 10 page fucking essay. But let me just read the first line. The way I enjoyed
playing TFT is it's not a first line. It's like the first paragraph. The way I enjoyed playing
TFT is going in with the game playing game plan based on the early game but being able to
pivot around high roll drops, shops or playing differently based on items. As an example I'd
I'd love to be able to unlock Oriana on two one with the game plans to play the four
pills over.
But if I get a gold orb on drugs containing Luxe and Darren, I'd want to have the opportunity
to pivot into the mossy with those items.
Not that it was extremely easy to do so in the past, but I don't believe this set has made
it very much easier.
To begin, I'll go over four post-carries, house specifically, and house specifically the
way you need to prioritize one and two costs impact their game, assume that the units
are blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and that's exactly what it is.
shit is it's just when you have it when you when you just get the fucking tear rod opener
holy shit you were just sitting there with the pressure you actually just have the pressure man
because I have the pressure right now I had the tear rod opener you think I want to play fucking
lycervine I've been saying the entire week that this cop is fucking dog shit
The entire fucking, the entire week, bad, better, bad, better, GG!
Okay, tear-run, tell me what you're gonna play, please tell me.
You can't do anything.
There's no default AP lines.
There's one default line in the game, one.
There's one.
One.
And it's slayers.
And it's not actually a fucking default of a line because you need the fucking melee carry the hold your items
It's actually pathetic holy fuck man
Please
There needs to be some fucking reroll outs the only reroll out right now
It's fucking each towel reroll
The game was actually not that bad when echo was in metal
When asked Trinomere were in Meadow, because you can actually play something when your
opener doesn't match with your items, you can sack and roll down on 3-2.
But now the AP Reval line requires you to have an augment that unlocks Bard for free.
So, what happens when you don't have an augment that unlocks it for free?
What happens when you don't hit Cogs on PILT over with AP items?
What happens if you have AP items and you don't have jargon 2, so on and 2, and the
econ to unlock Dallio on stage four. Your bucked before you could open, you didn't have an
opener. That's fine. You can open into Diana. Let's say let's say you go eighth anyway
over to Diana. You I guarantee you you try to open into anything else. You're eighth anyway.
Let's say you have the, now let's look at the AD side.
Let's say you have bold belt cloak, and you get dropped a cold mile too.
Oh, I have a cold mile too. The game gave me a cold mile too.
Maybe I can play around with Caitlyn, maybe some bruiser upgrade, and maybe I can,
What's this? A adrenaline on to. Oh, I don't well guess I guess I'm just guess I'm bought
Unlocking
Let's say the game gives me Shen to
With bow belt clothes even truck play around bow
Oh
What's this?
Wait master or transcendence?
Oh, well
Unlocky
Genji
What
what? Holy, where are the fucking defaultable lines? They're
ordained. They're ordained. Let's say you play towards
you Nara. Let's say there's two you Nara players and two
void players. Yes, and you're a void player. And
you're a you're a you're not a player. One of the void
players, natural a group on in the Unara, and they pivot into Ionia.
What?
What the fuck is your plan?
You're going to be playing Kaisakari with no...
You're going to play Kaisakari with no precarious?
My main tank is a fucking doctor, Moon though?
Oh, don't forget the swing, guys.
No, don't worry.
You can, you can roll for swing.
Whoa, swing.
The unit is not tanky. It's a fucking old ones and I'm out
And in and the unit's not even good if you don't have shawala. That's the reason why the unit is good
I don't understand you can't play the game
You can't flex the forecast
There is no flex. There's a lot of cops so people think that the game is flexible
They believe the game is flexible. It's not. It's not. You can't flex it to shit. You
commit on to one based on a fucking bingo. You pray that the items that you
natural from two one matches with the units that you naturaled on on on stage
to and get this guys. Now we have to pray that we find Jarvan so enough I want to
I have to pray I get cards. I have to pray I get a good idea. I have to pray I get a good boy
Nice man my bad six game sample size
What a fucking joke
This set is not flexible
There is no AP re-roll lines to bail you out from the mismatch of the bingo
There are no re-roll AD lines
Actually, okay, I know that there's actually an AD out. It's Warwick, but it would be nice for there to be a reroll AD out
Because the problem in Warwick is unique Titans or the unit is complete fucking dog shit and also the comm is
Honestly not that good. It's it's an S-year comp with spreading roots branching out and stuff like that
I and you need to fucking level the seven in role for a jinx
Let's say you level the seven in you roll 20 gold and fight and find the jinx
Nice man. You're probably still seven. Nice. Or you can win lose lose win lose lose win win lose
In play towards blade master you know what's this? You're seven anyway
In the reason Warwick is good is because Fives on his butt. You're right basic. The cup is ass.
Fives on is fucking bugged. Like oh my that's why people just run fucking titans GA
You're the only one who's been in the world.
Because when you practice on,
it lasts the entire fucking fight.
What a joke.
Where the fuck is the flexibility?
Oh, but so do you.
You are just trash.
You have a bad meta-read.
Yeah, I guess this someone kicked everything else on trash.
Why don't we ask the winner of this tournament?
What they think about the flexibility in this set?
It's horrendous.
It is legit fucking horrendous. In the thing is, I will be back on Monday to play solo queue
because in solo queue, if I get a bad opener, I just sit there open heart X-Day. I die on
4-1. It's all good. I'm just gonna fucking run and add. Let's just run it back. It's a bad beat.
But what happens when I sit here and I spend my own time in effort,
streaming and I load in with Shen to both both both both and I check and I see
Blade Master. That is one sixth of my placements. A Riot Games Blade Master special is
one sixth of my placements and I understand it's not good and it's still
playable. I actually played the dog shit pops. You guys know I played the dog shit
pops and I can easily convert from maybe a fourth or a fifth. But the reason you can
convert the third, like the shit comes into a third fourth and fifth is because
it's on the back foot of a ten streak. When you have a low roll opener, when you
have a overall opener and you try to play a shit comp. You are going 7th anyway. So after
you try to fucking take some risk and play for like a third or eighth and you go eighth.
It's not that you played bad. You probably lost one placement but on average that eighth
you gained two placements. Because any other game plan would have been a 7th at the best
Anyway, the game is not flexible.
The game is not flexible.
If I have a piltopper with cards, and I'm holding like a Nico too with whatever,
and a role-to-or-dross-me-garen looks, you would think that you could pivot into the
But I would rather not have the natural units of my forecost tank and forecost carry because it is impossible for me to unlock the Galileo that enables the entire comp.
Tom, but why don't you just play any? Why don't you just play Ziggs? Oh, a unit that
of any has to be too star or that unit is completed dog shit. Let me just hit any two on
eight real quick. It's all good. What? Who? Let me just unlock Ziggs on level eight. Oh, wait. I can't.
Let me just unlock silice if I have to roll on 8.
Oh, I have to sit here and hold 20 fucking bolts on my bench.
Woohoo!
Yay!
Let's play 8 so guys.
Let me just load in with shitter knee dos.
Let me just pray a natural attire if it's probably still ADP in the 6's.
Yay, another unplayable unit. What a fucking surprise. Oh, let's play Mel. Let me just
roll, hold and best of two on my roll down. Then I sat another round, unlock the Mel, and
by then I'm tearing a Mel one, and the gold allocated into unlocking the Mel, prevents
me from making it to Mel to nice. So now I loaded and people oh hi
let me. Hello on me. Okay. What was I gonna say?
What was that thing?
I mean she's really mad that I'm screaming though. Oh no.
couldn't you see I mean
hello
oh no
but you guys get to know what she's doing
um
I probably was gonna say
Oh, let me just unlock RISE.
Ah, yeah, let's go fast-time guys.
What happens when you don't tend to read?
Oh, what's this?
I can't play any percent of the units in the game.
Actually, 95 percent of the units in the game.
The meta is complete, dog-shay-yet.
it is fucking trash. This set is good, but this meta-interment is a fucking joke.
This is just not TFT, man. It's just not TFT. I don't get it. What the fuck is this?
All right, well, I mean, the 22nd I'm guaranteed we two regionals because I'm
and I don't know how many ball bar points top 16 make it.
All right, well, hopefully the game is fixed by then because if it's not, I think I
will be watching some, uh, some, some, some, some, some not the opinion.
right check this dog tweet Twitter this dog what what
did he tweet
what did he do to me all right well that was a that was a really fun
Guys, I had a wonderful time this tournament honestly I started 77 and I went 27 and that's not even bad
I'm at I don't know how I thought for this video one. I'm at 47 plus I don't fucking know how I'd point on that all I know is
game
is
bad
All right