Well, I try not too late to avoid the ads and if you're tuning in, just look what I
got man just look just look just look hey spreading roots for all it's just
It's a legit fake game. I don't get it. Just look at the shit.
Uh...
E...
TK...
Fiora...
Shen...
Baby CD...
Shen...
Alright.
Welp.
I
Don't clue
I could just drop Kate
Reprimordian I mean it's not even worth playing I
Rather just with stronger board okay
That's a win anyway.
Do I win anyway?
Probably, man.
Yeah, fuck it.
Don't gloak.
You said you won't play Mastery anymore, bro.
Stream the entire day yesterday, but no, Mastery is actually good.
If, uh, if you have Nova plus one.
Wait, I lost! Bro!
Ah, I mean this is just a Kate diff, man. It actually is.
I'm just seeing it playing Primordium.
Oh, actually we can swap more.
Boy, that's not even bad.
Little buddy, is that good in this comp?
How many little buddies do I have?
Caitlyn, Akali, buffing...
Oh, Caitlyn, Akali, Belvet, buffing, Kindred...
Wait, little buddies in this comp is kinda good!
Fuck!
And the only problem is that it doesn't do anything right now.
But that's whatever he does.
I'm pretty sure I just went out.
I'm like, can't get scaling, because I also chose the artifact.
The problem is I'm going to be fucking pinsome for the next like stage but I'm 42 I'm pretty
sure I don't lose in the round.
I think this is playing Kindred.
I don't think it ever...
Uh, it's fewer one greater than Master Yi one with Noble Fuzz one, yeah.
I mean, yeah.
But I actually slept like nine hours.
I'm not saying the set is ass, but this is the first time I've ever slept nine hours on set release.
But I don't even think it's because the set is ass. I think it's legit, I'm just old.
I mean, I'm legit as old.
I'm kinda down, uh, like if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if
I'm kind of down, uh, like if I, if I already beat, I got somehow lost to that guy, I can
just, uh, catch out one weapon.
Yeah?
Alright.
all right
don't close
don't look into bulk look
I had two rounds I catched out on a hundred
that's pretty good I guess
three maddery gen
Probably increase the champion with husband and decrease her size by 3 mana regen. I'm about to imagine.
I
Could go QSS or I could go guard breaker guard breaker player
QSS no plus one, but I swear I swear this unit without gato fucking suck. It just legit fucking sucks
I mean, I actually have to make sure I'm in the zoo, I mean, honestly, if I, if I beat,
I'm not gonna sad, because if I beat this guy doesn't matter, right?
to save a life for Gears. There's nothing to fuck with us anyway.
P3, wah wah! I wanted something to put the right...
I'm too tired, man. I'm not gonna bother. Bro, my spot is good. It's actually good.
I have little buddies, Nova plus one, and I'm not even born.
Like this spot's actually good.
Or it's not terrible, I guess.
Uh...
just wait two turns I have to sack two more though I'm probably starting the
game with like 40 less than 40 HP with 40 HP but I'm pretty sure I don't do this
thing around starting 42
you know just get run over
all right I mean I cash out one that's pretty good
I'm for sure I've been in the street 24 hours or at least until Masters. Bro, Setsuko and
Presvent are just sitting there fucking harassing my ass. They're just calling me trash. Like,
shit, it's just pissing me off, man. Every 4 seconds, the game, what is this garbage?
Whatever I
Got a wits head is that good I honestly that's pretty good
I mean 400 HP 20 armor 20 MR that has to be the Nova QSS puts in
And then I get some whatever it's called plus
Oh, I can report oh wait master II
QSS, Nova, Gensu, Rod, whatever the fuck this is, Reforged, Jee?
What is this?
HP?
I mean that's pretty good.
And Sunfire Cape.
That's also pretty good.
Let's not do that, I'm down first on Fargate, and then I have, alright, GG, GG, just look
Look at my items. Little buddies as well.
Wait. Did- I didn't reinforce the enema?
No time to waste.
WHAT THE FU-
a single TK or Maokai? I can't.
Hello? I mean, TK just farted the...
I mean, I guess the Maokai doesn't really matter if I don't have TK.
But like... Also, where's the Anaba? Hello?
I
Are not the animal why is my animal we're forced
Okay
It's not like I can roll anymore, is the problem.
And it's just gonna be like Shenmuekai and then ZK and then...
Honestly, I was not even bad.
I didn't even know how to show.
Alright.
Hello.
Where are the hate watchers?
Say that I'm bought 4.
Anyone?
I'm gonna just look, man.
Just how can you bought 4?
You could leave the game right now and it's a top 4.
Also my twiglet is so fucking clogged. I I need to take a dump after three shots get a shot
30% attastic
After three runs get a shot reroll
I mean I don't 30%
I don't even do it, and then I add whatever.
I don't even send FASCIT push-up, you know?
I mean, not the Malkai, but it doesn't even do anything.
But maybe I don't want that shit item.
I don't want the changes.
I lose little bodies, but I feel what I want.
It's like it should be just Malkai and Shen, but I can't really roll anymore, my ward is kind of bad.
What's Andy QSS Nova Kinder 2 the fuck I think my my knee is getting here I just don't
I don't understand why this unit just sits there and meditates.
This spot's not even good.
DEMOTED!
Bro, I'm not getting fucking demoted, man.
It's not even possible.
But I- okay, also I don't have Kindred.
By the way, it's not like I can roll.
Also, I forgot to reinforce my anima.
Also, should I just put this here so it doesn't and then I just put like a sugar in here so the wraps and then now with this unit wraps instead of that unit
Another master you do there's three master you do is gone the fuck
The fuck
Great now I'm just sitting here attacking
Do you know any
is that actually a verb that just sounds fucking racist I'm Chinese oh that's a
All right, well GD's I'm fucked
35 HP I can
Rod rod
Bravidons
Love cloak BF cloak club cloak
Kindred to all right, what is this good on a tank games 1,100 health marksman. What is this marksman?
I mean, QSS, BT?
Okay I mean I could probably just QSS, I mean it's not like QSS, you know, like it's a
unit.
All right, am I not actually strong? I don't get it. Am I stupid? Like is my board actually good?
What's this? Oh my next job is free five costs
GD shit
How is there no shit bro fuck you? Oh my god
I'm fighting another Galio 2 A-SOUL 2.
My frontline is a Rammus 1.
Hello?
I mean it's not like I can roll, like I'm not rolling for anything.
I can level in five turns.
What?
What? Oh, this guy's Galio 1, Acele 1, surely, man.
Okay, this guy doesn't even look weak. What the fuck?
He's a triple Stargazer and his tank is actually tanky.
And my tank is a Ramus 1 no Wiener.
And I think my tank is dead.
Hello?
I don't get it, what I'm rolling for, what?
I mean now I might as well just roll until Malchi to Fiora dude and just fucking pray some
bullshit happens.
I'm too poor. I can't.
I can't even hit Maokai too.
I don't get it.
Aw, great.
Okay, I mean, I'm killing the three of them, or I'll go pretty fast, I think.
Wait? Wait?
Okay, wait. Wasn't the previous fight a Rammus 2 diff as well?
Why didn't I just roll into Rammus 2 last turn, and I probably could've topped board?
Oh my! No, no, now I'm fucked, man.
I don't get it.
Malkai 2, Fiona 2.
Come catch. Come catch. Come catch.
Okay, okay, I mean I'm killing this immediately that has to be good news for me, right?
Also, I think this guy does have anti-heal low-key bye bye buddy, US!
Oh wait! I think I actually top forward! Or not. Wait? How does this even matter? It's
3rd item on Kindred! Oh wait! Is this guy dead? Oh, did he not like it was endio? But
But I'm pretty sure A-SOUL is a specialist, or what the fuck it's called.
Specialist?
Gain six stars at... no it doesn't.
No, this is not fitable, it's actually not.
Wait, I can roll.
I mean, I'm just seeing her stuck on...
Pro.
Ehhhhh...
Alright.
Oh great!
Hello?
My Fiora is dead.
My Master Yi is dead.
I didn't kill a single unit.
Hello?
Oh!
Holy shit!
this is a fourth promoted fuck you
bro this mastery E comp is pissing me off I don't get it why is my mastery so
much fucking squishier I don't get other people play mastery the master E is
It's just a 1v9, I play Master Yi, and it just dies instantly and does no damage.
Please tell me what the fuck I'm doing wrong, please.
Someone needs to help me.
My Master Yi sits there and meditates, doesn't fucking attack and dies instantly.
Other people- like am I supposed to just like be pri- like is it just like primary
itemized Kindred and then just give Master Yi the leftover shit?
Like, I'm pretty sure that's what it is, right?
Because this unit is not... it's not like...
I feel like it does the same with or without.
No GA, no GS.
Okay, well, I mean, I can't just bust five fucking BSers out of my ass, like...
Ahhhh...
Oh, god, this unit...
No fatten destiny.
What is it? Oh, it's Mountain. Wait.
I need a talent. I can just play Mountain.
I'm tired.
Kale Soraka.
Not a twitch chat user says, heart stick every set is just crazy work bro.
I am 3 games off of rank 1 buddy.
And by 3 I mean like 10.
And by 10 games I mean like 10 verse.
all right where the fuck where the fuck
I need a Talon or a Jax.
And I just went mountain.
Talon Jax, Talon Jax.
Talon Jax.
Talon? Jax.
Talon Jax.
I'm doing a team attack a thousand times, game two more.
Is there a Talon or a Jax?
I mean, if I ever see you losing, I'm kind of scared now.
My mouse is dying.
Oh, tear glove.
Is there anything that's actually broken this up?
I don't get it.
You just guarantee first pick, you guarantee two anvils, and you gain 30 gold.
First pick, no it actually is first pick, no, guys, it's not even the first pick that's
valuable.
Basically it actually looks the easiest value of it, because the thing is if you're bottom
four you get access to a two star one cost, isn't that actually good?
Any access to two star one cost?
Yes?
I don't know what I'm adding anymore.
But also...
I really want to mention everyone make our grid for first, you're gonna have to get a
G.
And then if you're bottom two, you guarantee one for Forge and you guarantee two component
animals.
If you're bottom four like these two slots, you guarantee one angel.
And that's already good.
really good yes it is good thank you and then and use I mean you're not actually
going to talk you know you're not actually going to talk to you but but I
get HP this set is so fucking fake like how many times do you see people just
fucking open until one life and then on for one they just roll for their board
with perfect items and just shit on everyone he's correct thank you yes
I'm aware like yes, they just use writer one over also, I should probably check with the
I can just get a three-star Leona
And I'm not playing around
Dark Star Nova
I'm not trying to heal, man.
But I kinda want the bow.
Okay, well I'm not trying to heal.
Hello?
But I don't want to... whatever, I'm not gonna fuck you up.
What?
I just have a random ass Chogatio.
Tier Cloak?
Glove Belt Tier Cloak?
Do I even beat this?
If I summon redemption?
I mean my unit's actually ca-
I, uh, I mean I probably should try to win at least.
But I don't even think I win.
I think I just summon up some bloops.
It's not even close.
I mean it doesn't matter.
It's fine.
The only way I make voice-out is when I get uh, two votes.
Oh my god.
Moron!
I mean is it actually a good loss more on Zoe no it actually is it actually doesn't matter
The lower you are on stage 3 carousel, if you're bought 2, you get access to 2 4 costs.
And then if you find 1 Leblanc, if you find 1 Leblanc, or Nunu, you just gain 30 gold.
And then also you get better anvils, like it doesn't matter.
But yeah, see?
If I won the previous round, I wouldn't get two in.
I mean, he's fuckin' right, man.
Jax.
You wanna pair it?
Two Jax.
I'm selling more defense here.
I'm kinda... oh wait, she's ever seen this.
I'm old.
I finished myself before she was soft.
Born.
I
Would you look at that see
Is that recieving actually broken and then there's a good chance that I'm gonna I'm gonna be able to see a foreboss
and how do you know to see a LeBlanc or a Nudist?
Armored or fast knight.
That one's so full.
Hold the line, golden gamble.
Hedge fund.
I didn't even know you could find hedge fund on 32, what the fuck?
You can get hedge fund on 32?
I mean I can also go hedge fund and just try to go fast knight.
But why the fuck would I go fast now if I didn't just roll for the block, I don't get it.
Alright.
Should we have one set of radians?
I can go, what is it again?
I can go arc or I can go GS.
Let's see if I can get past me there.
I probably didn't do anything.
I'm gonna just go bumbley fuck it.
Q2 arc on blade. 1, 2, 3, done.
My armor is uh, it's gain attack speed.
16th level
Oh, just look at my spot just look at my spot level 740, huh? Oh
I'm pretty sure it's really bad that I won this one, oh actually I guess it doesn't matter.
and I only see one core cost
I'm gonna go long channel
I'll hit new new anyway, that's pretty good
What is this, Bastion? No Arbiter anyway. I could go Natural Tube and then Dual Carry,
but I kinda want to avoid staff. I could go Natural GG, but I probably want to Dual
I'm not as mis-wayed, but I didn't need to avoid.
Uh, level 740? He has two Leblancs.
You could also play Nami-Wess, honestly, this Tivian is complete dog shit.
How can TFU2 play in both fucking games?
This guy's also playing LeBlanc and he has new recruits, except this guy is dirt-more.
The fact that if he still levels 6 on 3, 6, I do need to do Burblestalk.
But I mean I have to go do it, because I'm also fine on that.
I'm not...
But also it doesn't even matter...
Holy shizz, you're good.
If you find one Vex, you're probably safe.
Honestly, are you just stable off of Liss...
Liss Harma?
Or Liss Nami anyways?
But you don't even need...
You don't even need the Blanc.
It's time for talking over.
Not really. I mean I prefer LeBlanc.
Or I definitely want to LeBlanc actually, fuck what I'm saying.
There's no way the stupidest nominees are stable.
Oh, Glove. One Angel.
Yes, sword.
Oh
My eyes are like legit perfect
3 item tank, tg.
The only thing is I don't have a- I don't have an anti-air, I'll get an anti-air.
Surely I can end the anti-air when I'm trying to drive him.
Oh great, I'm fighting the 4-1 all in.
Alright, well, I'm rolling 50 gold next turn, surely I can find some units.
Or I'm screwed.
And I don't need more items.
I don't need that either.
champion
GD
Cancel or
Our feeding you all right. Oh, that's pretty good. It's not even good. It's not three more rolls
36 gold? Wait, this often is fucking broken, actually. Wait, what? Wait. 36 golden rolls
plus the 39 gold and a golden eco. I mean that's pretty good.
What?
Oh, there's that giggle a walk. He has a- he doesn't have a similar walk.
But I'm pretty sure my Arbiter is assed.
Wait, what even is this Soraka bonus?
It's Gain HP, it's HP whole board, right?
I'm not stupid, it's HP whole board.
I
Called region no, I'm saying the boom I oh fuck wait no
Wait what which one today I got camp
I mean the only good thing about this is that I can get Sunfire Gate and oh if it gives
Radiant Starax. I am not going to be happy.
This has to be rage bait. I mean, it's not rage bait. I don't even want
Radiant Adaptive or Radiant Visage. I mean, the Radiant Gensu, Radiant Arc, Radiant
Gumbly re-invoid? I'm cool with all of them. I'm not! No! Please!
I mean, rating in TG is probably fine. You need to die instantly, man.
Gensu? Like, what's in the armor? Let me see.
How many of those are we even working on this one?
Oh, god. Oh, god.
I just lost two of ghosts.
Soul awakening, hold the line, holy shit.
I can't.
Hello?
I'm the radio TV is not even bad because I can just I can just play like marauder or something
The disaster is if I hit like radiance the rack because that legit does not do anything
I'm one like
Okay, I'm thankful, honestly.
I'm actually thankful.
They're time for graves.
to be on two
How many moves at three
All right
I mean, maybe it's not even that bad on Nunu, because Nunu actually installed.
I mean, that's the second alt of the- I mean, that's not even bad, right?
And that's the third alt?
Except, I don't think I killed a single unit.
I hit my entire board and I went in.
Oh, god.
I guess if I lose the route I'm dead anyway so it is what it is.
Oh, God, it's...
Unless Morgana is already better than...
I mean, I just know Kassar's in the matchups.
That is not even bad.
120 MRE armor six memory then is that even that yeah I came 30% of one man
I like it
I get my entire board and I win eight.
Oh, actually I basically won like third.
Six places like usually minus like 25, minus nine.
Plus 16.
I don't get it.
Oh man.
Wait.
Wait, okay, I guess my Arbiter is like complete trash.
So I should just take Hedge Fund and just try to play it fast time for Vex.
I mean that's probably the adjust.
Like I thought if you have, okay wait, like have you ever seen a Leblanc that week?
It's because my Arbiter is on mana spend, gain the task feed.
So I thought that if I have that, I can just go Arcane Drill and it was fine.
But that shit was ass.
So I'm pretty sure I should just, like the moment I see those are my Arbiter's, I should just...
I could just take Hedge Fund and just try to go fast 9.
Oh my god.
I'm pretty sure it's 10 instances of damage you gain AP, because that one makes Zoe also
do like 7k damage some how, with no items.
I wouldn't be surprised if that one is just legit bugged.
10 inches of damage gain AP, the Zoe 2 with 0 items does like 7k damage.
What?
Is it a bug?
Oh yeah, the attack 3.0 is also fine.
I mean I'm Leona pair with him a loli I'm just saying I think this might be a
but it's not like I even want to play the block
a bow bow let's finish this quick the altar
all right bow cloak
I just trust you, I'm playing Xayah, just trust me.
I need a Fateweaver and I can just drop this stupid ass eight rocks.
Oh, the centergazer is altar, so I have to like play it soon.
Or I'm screwed.
Is that a fake weaver?
No.
Yeah, I don't know when I'm getting the altar though.
But I mean, I mean, it's fine.
Because I can also just go fast nine and just play towards like...
like Kinder fjord, I guess.
I'll try to steal the challenge, I think I'll also do.
Yona, Alawi.
Do you even need the altar to proc?
That additional 20% health and 18%, oh that's kind of good.
I mean Nunu with an extra 20% health, Xi with an extra 18% AS.
Alright, well.
Is there anything else I can play?
I guess I can play Kindred Yeet.
I guess I can play Corky.
Oh, I guess I can play Corky.
It's a corny fucking sucks.
I may make a go for 3 star 4 key though.
3 star 4 key?
I can't imagine there's a lot of damage.
Ah, he gets it.
Oh, quote.
Oh, globe.
Is Kraken bad on Korgi?
Yes. Ass.
I'm going by hand.
I
Well, hopefully I get something good. I don't even know what you did though
What's even good here, oh, I got a corky. That's pretty good. I'm sure it's better than stupid as in many
Good
Critical strikes are also lucky. What's that?
I'm lucky.
My two star list is two star list.
What is this? Shepherd?
Arbiter?
Level 6.
And he has a tone up.
Wait?
I'm pretty sure I win this.
That's like...
You ass. Fuck you.
The problem is this comp just can't win but you can you can top four I guess.
Yeah.
Corky Rune.
Cure Chainplate on BS word.
Make sure you desass.
I mean I'm pretty sure I win anyway
I
He's a little six if I lose this round
That is very bad
Hello? Hello?
Oh, I don't know how to guard this.
Alright, nice.
I streak and I make 40 and I can just level me 40 again.
I'm not sure.
Without Golden Gamble, what are my items?
Lucky Bloods is without his visus, hold the line.
I'm a I'm pretty good
I think I would actually prefer radio
He's really good my teachers also pretty good it's Breville does this lobby
I don't think I've ever seen Breville be good.
He's right.
Bro, fuck Breville mess man.
When the fuck have you ever lost to an AD carry?
Well, I'm playing Corki right now, but like that's...
Like other than Corki, like Graves, like making Graves in Xayah, like occasionally I guess.
I need a scout real quick.
The most AD in the meta right now is probably just the stupid ass mech.
This guy's playing AP, AP, AP, AP, oh this guy's AD.
This guy, oh this guy's reload though, so there's two ADs, oh maybe I should just
The fuck? Wait, the deer is actually good!
Getting a random 3 cost now and after each play around until you lose, I carry JT in top.
Bro, the thing is I can't take...
No, I can't, I can't take it to here. I take it to here, I'm just gonna have to pass the game. I can't.
And I'm probably losing 4-1 anyway, so I'm only getting 12-1.
Alright, and then I'm just gonna build driven items, look at that, I'm gonna have a DV,
4 and then I have the last tank item here and that's my board.
They're gonna have to sit on 8 and just roll for Corky 3.
The Acele of the Blanc, Nova, there's another LeBlanc player as well, another LeBlanc player.
I'm kind of running a little bit of this show.
Like I just 4-2 and I just chill.
Number 2, roll for like 1 ribbon, 5 people, he says a radiant blitz up, great, and that's
That's pretty good.
Poppy, Neepsie, Milio, Bizz, Riven, Rammus, Corky, Shover.
Corky, Riven.
And then I just played like a random ass Tom Ketch.
To farm more.
I miss, I even that.
Another tier.
Bro, I'm not trying to build another Vow, man.
I don't need more items.
What the fuck is this?
Huh?
Bro, I took...
I give her a Forged Crackin' and go blue buff DD last with spot.
Blue buff and then I can go GS, BT, BBE.
BT, I can also just go no healing.
Who's my duo carry? I'm out of fucking units to dynamize.
Like, how am I, who am I, who am I to dynamize?
I'm out of units to dynamize.
I'll let you charge, and this combo is pretty good.
Rammus.
Rammus pair.
I don't have a pop-
Rammus too.
I mean, I guess I'm gonna itemize this.
I'm sure that I played Jun on my board.
I
Sure, whatever fucking
And then I just go I want to move her though
Gs dvd buggy belt
5 people no Bastion. I have no Bastion in me and I'm not playing this. This is my board.
And as soon as we last this round here, I'm out of removers.
I'm trying to drop, drop.
I just need a Bastion.
Okay, well I don't really want to roll anymore.
Cuz what's wrong with this plus and I just don't like they weaver
I mean this is my board man. It is what it is
I have a three item quirky no no synergy this is my board
And have a glove
You want to allow me to I just slowly clean it off of five people
I mean I can't roll, like isn't my board actually fine 70 HP like wow this is a roll totally
I don't know, whatever.
Fizz, Bordecaizer?
What does Bordecaizer do?
Conduit?
Plus Star of Star, I mean that's pretty good.
And then I just go fast nine and then just drop this plus some other piece of shit.
Ribbon.
Stay scrolled.
Bordecaizer, TV, with a BD.
I can go Rabadons, play around Gloves.
Okay, I need to sell this Corky ASAP.
For what?
I can't.
My board?
Well, I don't get it.
I mean, hold on.
I'm in love with Sonar for sure. I don't even have Fate Weaver in it.
I don't even have Basky on it.
This is what I like to call a bad beat.
It actually is, but it's going to be fine in a little bit.
I just can't roll. What if I'm on my own board?
just wait just wait oh great I didn't hold the ribbon and then now I just get
double ribbon
How can I play the timebreaker I can?
It doesn't even have Bastion.
Is it my board actually illegal if it didn't roll 7 items?
I just have items on fucking nothing!
I'm gonna stir it up, I'll just take this.
Oh great, another rune.
What'd I get?
Radiant Blue buff.
Okay, what kind of level?
Any time soon?
Is there a bastion?
What is this?
Conduit plus?
What is this?
I mean, it's actually good though.
Five people?
How do I play this?
I just dropped 5 people, oh, we should...
At least my tank has Bastion now, I guess.
Just look at my carry. I'm carrying a Jhin. Hello? I mean, I can't roll! Like, what the
fuck am I even rolling for? I don't get it. Like, if I roll here, I go 8th. I don't roll
I go 8th. No matter what I'm 8th. Well, I'm rolling for Jhin 2, Zaya 2, no synergy.
Like that's my board, no?
I basically have two open slots.
I might as well just stop when I just go nine then.
My prismatic orb is a three item no synergy meeksy.
Ah, great.
Double item augment, prismatic orb, just gives 7 components.
I
Like people
Boys are there I don't get it
My board is so bad.
Just look at my board. Oh my god.
It's so fucking bad.
The spark isn't even with his uh...
The spark isn't even with the carrots.
Low key, my board is not even bad.
i just saw
i'm looking at a vexed two
i'm still alive no matter what i mean this guy is ramastute vexed two blitz two
and i'm still alive somehow that's pretty good
Except uh, yeah, this guy's definitely not dying.
Mortar Kaiser II, bug chain.
A bug chain.
I'm in low key this fort.
It's not even bad.
I'm in the NAR, it's my last whisper holder, I mean you need something.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3,
2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2,
like it's okay guys like you can't even tell me it's not like this one actually
has to be a bad beat. I don't know why you- it's actually a bad beat!
Like I rolled that- okay listen, if I were to roll like it looks worse than it is because
if you were to roll down to 0 on 8, I might have been able to go 4th, right? But the thing is
like let's say I go 9 and I just randomly hit a bar 2, I can actually like full come back.
yes but but that's not even the point the point is I have price fighter that
gave me four components and then I have golden gamble that gave me another four
components and then my prismatic orb just drops everyone six components so
anyone that took econ just gets a gig of reward and anyone that took items my
prismatic is four components out of meepsy or four components on a gnar like
What the fuck is that supposed to do?
Ahhhh!
Like the stage 4 would have been
legit fucking insane.
Cause I would have a 3 item tank,
a tg on a 2 star, a 3 item ribbon
and a 3 star or a 3 item quirky.
But then what happened is now I just
Just relative to the rest of the lobby, they have two-star-
Listen.
All right.
Answer me this.
If someone takes econ augment and someone takes item augment, the person that takes the econ
augment needs more two-stars to compete with the person that has more items, yes?
But what happens when I take items and they give me more items?
And now they have upgrades with items.
I'm fucked!
Like, I don't get it. I don't get it.
Then take econ. Well, I didn't know there was gonna be a 1% prismatic orb drop that drops all fucking items!
Oh, my god!
I offer many paths to tranquility.
I already have a TG, I already have a 3 in a tank, I already have 3 in a vermin, I already
have 3 in a porgy, now I just have to itemize a fucking gnar or a phase.
How man?
I
Maybe I can play some children as a real
I'm pretty sure you really want the Yasuo Hexes though, because you can get HP to Cho'Gath,
You can get a few Vgentical Gats, or it's just not going to kill you.
I can't get it.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. There it is.
Early learnings that I just commit they should not nerf but I don't even how you
can offer electro charge or I can just go patient study it when the game
and whatever fucking
Okay, but I'm pretty sure it's not that one, with an Arbiter deal damage 10 times.
I mean, it's actually broken on Zilly, and I can just re-roll this, I mean it's for sure
not this without broken e.
I'm automatic component, which means I should have sold zone, except I didn't sell zone.
But I guess I can hold the actual Nasis and the Daegar, and I just played Biona, Nasis, Daegar.
Alright, I just played this reroll.
Did this shit get nerfed though?
Yes.
It's probably still fine.
I don't really care what's only three.
And the good news is it's also, wait am I not supposed to, wait actually I just realized.
Why did I need this 2 star 1 cost from a squoob?
Alright.
I mean this club used to be good because of earlier learnings, but it just got nerfed.
So uh...
Hi KDX, I'm a huge big fan.
I'm muted.
Bro, fuck this guy man.
And just reroll all five and then I just go Timo
Mordekaiser
allowee
one two three four five six
I'm just gonna look bad Loki
It's not like no items already Soraka
I'm sure you can't miss, this infinite 1 class I can go for, surely will give me the
trash.
But I'd prefer like Neon and Nasus or Liss.
you know that this is all this
uh...
Hello?
He gave me a poppy.
Hello?
Get on your way!
I can also just go team over your hole.
I do have a gintu.
Oh my god.
This guy also has Naces too.
The other guy had Naces too and Leona.
I don't know what they are.
What's the third space probe that you play?
Oh, Blitzcrank, you make it there?
What the fuck, I haven't seen this fuck this entire set.
This guy also has an aces too.
I fought three nasus twos
Okay, I don't know if I'm hitting these is three
But what what am I supposed to pivot you I don't get
Oh
What's going on what am I more
I mean I'm pretty sure I can't even do it, I'm just stuck.
I mean, honestly, this doesn't even look bad.
And then I will probably just commit to playing Teemo or Liss depending on which one I hit.
I don't know which one is closer, but I, oh actually if I win this round I actually have
this one.
That's true.
Alright, Teemo or Liss.
Alright, Teemo or Liss?
I'm not gonna play Teemo, fuck it.
21 gold?
Cosmic Restart, fuck you.
I'm putting on what looks pretty good.
Now I rolled it and I didn't buy silver.
Did I even place a wheel on my board?
Shepard.
I have four Naces, five Leona.
This is going to be good because it's going to be my dual generator.
All right, I mean it's looking pretty good.
Six demo, five Leona, four Nasis, six Liss.
Early learnings.
No, this shit is actually over doing.
They just started their build.
I mean it's 20 AD, 20 AP, whole board.
And then next turn it's gonna be 20, I mean it's actually
over doing, let me just wait.
What does Nami do?
It's a replicator, space grove.
So my level 7 is just this, plus Nasis, ADCD, ADCD, Nasis, Anami.
The board is actually good.
And then I'm just gonna have 3M list, duo carry, 3M, Teemo with like a 3M, Nasis or
a 3M, Leona.
I mean you can't tell if this board is bad, it's actually insane.
It's terrible if you don't have early learnings, so I do have early learnings.
I didn't kill a single E.
It's better than no time to live it now. No time to live it for sure, brother.
8 gold in a bow, I get a cloak, Soraka, I kind of want to beat you, but the bow is nice.
Zoe Rammus Aurora
Do I want to just make...
Especially with the decent AD, but then what else do I make other than the brawl hunt?
I can't even use this, because I don't know if I'm going to be able to use it.
And I can't even use this because I don't know if I'm carrying naces or leona yet
Okay, so what happens if I hit T mode or leona next I guess I just sell naces
How the fuck is this even possible, man?
How?
How man, how?
I'm gonna show that you find one and then I can just free my entire bench. I don't get it.
How?
Oh my god.
And like allowing two actually makes a dip.
Oh, you need the whole mommy. It's too good. It's actually too good.
Oh my god.
What the fuck is this
Okay, well now I need Mordekaiser in that dumbass or I'm screwed
I mean it's not even good.
It's actually not even good.
I need to voidstap eventually.
Alright, and then now I just go voidstap, list, and then I have 300 lists, and then
I mean I'm pretty sure my port is straight up insane.
I mean just look at my zero item list damage.
Isn't that actually pretty respectable?
Yes?
I mean just wait.
10 armor MR
Sword Smith
Two Reforgers.
Yeah, that's too good.
Also, I'm not just level-envolved until, uh, Fort Vanguard.
Or at least.
Alright, people plus- what's it called?
People plus this, I'm done.
Alright.
How's it looking?
Pretty good, I'd say.
Cause now I can just level in three turns.
Victor 3.
Victor 3 on 4-2. I can't.
How is this my fault?
It's Victor 3 on 4-2.
Oh boy!
I just gotta run over my-
Who do I beat?
No, my board is good on 5-1.
It's actually not even bad.
8 free rolls, another warmog, and I have to take a lot of those food, and I have to get a full void staff.
Vex.
Loki had to move items to...
and just carry Vex.
Is that stronger?
I don't, I honestly don't even think it is.
I have, I have a learning sense good enough.
Just wait man.
Everyone just wait.
Alright, everyone just wait.
Okay, well I have single target against Zed.
Am I fucked?
the
way I don't mean
I don't even have an allowee because this guy has all the allowee.
I don't get it. I don't get it.
Spreading Roots.
I'll tell him precedent
I need a bow tier or I'm screwed.
Hello?
Ah!
What?
I refuse to take broad flow butt.
Oh! Alright, that's pretty good.
I'm back
All right, well now I need to somehow level
Bro, I'm gonna report this for an API and I'm fucking watch this GD GD
I'm not going to double ginsu fuck that, oh that's pretty good, okay well I need to somehow
level and get...
What?
Okay low key?
I'm dead.
Okay low key.
I'm dead.
I was gonna say victory.
I don't have money, that's pretty good, I killed the Soraka.
Okay.
Okay
My for it's not even that bad
If I do a spark right now, I can actually win this fight.
But I did my Leona's move to die any more second now.
And it's dead.
Oof!
I don't care this.
Oh my god.
Hello?
I'm not even trolling.
quickly
You are I'm not
Let's wrap this up.
Let's finish this quickly.
Is this a TF game?
Callen?
I mean, if I find a Bellvest, I'm probably going to lock in Bellvest.
It's not even bad.
I think that's pretty good.
I mean, if I find a bell vest, I'm probably gonna lock a bell vest, it's not even bad.
That's pretty good.
So close to BS sword.
I have five Caitlyn though.
Five.
Five Caitlyn.
Five.
Heart of Steel.
I mean this looks pretty solid or no
Yes, it does
Even even you can't mess this up. Thank you. No the best part is oh shit. I kind of don't mind losing though
the the best part is
uh what's the best part oh oh oh it's various so I can just I mean maybe it
just gives me the fucking one-cost sugar duke's if it gives me the one-cost
sugar-duke's games over and then I can just save the these me goes for Jack's
All right, hello, okay, I mean I'm pretty sure even I can't bop for this one
How how how is this all horrible please tell me
This is a Ezreal chill gas
We're doing intros like a coach. I thought he was doing it with the way he came up or something.
Well actually I have one free roll or not, I'm gonna lose these guys.
I'm guaranteed to hit, uh, what's it called?
I do need a Jax though.
Alright, one TF.
I mean, I don't even care if you don't hit TF3, it's mainly, I just need Jax 3.
Jax 3 and GG.
Also, I'm pretty sure Talon is broken.
What even is Talon this?
Stats explore Talon for the items.
This tier gear is fucking suck.
It says it's Shoujin G double.
Let's fuck her up.
Shoujin Hodge G.A.
Oh, wait, you don't G.A. on a boat?
I mean, I guess it's the edge of the night.
I don't know, maybe you just don't bring it.
I don't know, you did put two of them, too.
You just double-bite?
Wait, I don't get it.
You just get two plunders. I'll get
All right, oh great three cost shop bro fuck you man
Wait, shouldn't I just play Luluri roll instead?
So now I'm not one cost duping this trash, allowed?
No, I mean, panting on Milio?
Is that actually the rule?
No.
I mean I'm just gonna play this, it's like I do need to get Altered now.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to trip you anyway.
but I am down to go talent carry
I think
I'm pretty sure you need GA and Shoujin, and you need a healing item or it's going to
I don't have a single jacks, I don't have a single jacks, I don't have a single jacks,
I have a 2TF recounting.
Let's finish this quickly.
I got this.
Let's finish this quickly I'm not involved in the guys with the ATROTS
I'm gonna go hold it Shoujin, G.A.
No, another what's it called?
I was one to see who I'm carrying.
I mean I'm pretty sure it's better to just carry what's it called though one more old
GG no more not really I have one jacks total
Ahhh!
I might as well roll a little more.
Alright, GD, because I can sell ATrocks.
We got more Dwayne ATrocks.
Dumbify, Bows and Lizards, Glass Cannon.
Double Econ, 16% damage.
I don't even go to the...
Oh, I just need to hit it.
Oh, actually?
I mean, is that- am I actually gonna hit that though? No.
So, if I move across...
Mmm, can I even hit here though?
I might as well just make 40 and then roll the 40 next turn, if I remember the rules.
Alright, if I don't hit next turn, I'm leaving the game.
Yes?
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to go talent as your main carry nowadays or no I don't know
All right
Okay, that's pretty good
I mean it's not it's not really worth the ego because I actually need Jeff's story I'm
down to just level the six and then just alright Shoujin GA what I get another chain
this. What'd I get? Alright, how's it look it? I just need one chain and GG. I have a
It's actually broken. What the fuck are our BS or
Sure doob's oh
I mean I have to take right because I want the I want the verification me
I have three shurikos, surely I can hit Jax this game.
I go gargoyle and then I play around rod that way I can actually itemize TF.
That isn't a role in Sister Jax's rating at 3k3.
Oh shit, wait, this unit's actually broken. No cap!
I'm going to kill him.
There's not a single Jax.
That's the entire carry of the comp, man.
Talon jumps around.
Jax 3 GG.
I don't get it.
What are you shitting those?
Hello?
Okay, it's fine. It's not even a bad loss.
It's fine.
Oh. Oh, fuck it, one roll. Ah, mad one roll, fuck it.
Yeah
Well, it doesn't even do anything man, bro. Where are the jacks? How I'm rolling on six four jacks
Okay, thank you.
I'm pretty sure my spots are actually the same after getting those items like those those like
Getting items there is too good.
Noo!
Get!
And I just need two TF, two Jax.
Which I'll probably hit this turn.
I don't have enough units, I think, or charge transfer
How many jacks am I off?
I mean, I still need to go into a one TFO one TF or one jacks. All right, Judy
G!
Okay!
And then what I get, tier chain, bow, bow, tier chain...
Tier chain, bow, ginsu, arc...
Alright, 3-3-3-3, alright!
And I also wouldn't mind like a milio.
Now my frontline isn't even shit.
And then I'm about to get, uh, what's it called?
No, no, no, no, that's just a fluke, no, just wait, just wait, like I just got no
I just got the altar. It's fake. It's actually fake news. It is fake news. Just wait. Just wait.
Everyone just wait. It's fake news. It is. It is. Just wait. Just wait.
just wait I'm about to have three item tf three item talent three item riman
Someone needs to mark this- how is this Ezreal not marked yet?
Hello?
The best talent, hello!
Okay.
Anyone?
Hey watchers?
Why these Verus?
These five tiny che- So why did I roll?
Why did I roll then?
You motherfucker!
Like, oh wait I guess I can get atrox to raise that good.
I mean I have to take the Verus one, like no matter what I'm taking the Verus one.
Aatrox 3, is that good?
I mean I have to take the various one,
like no matter what I'm taking the various one.
Let this be a warning to the rest.
Gin, Rammus, Vex.
Rammus is pretty good.
Aatrox 3, is that good?
1, 2, 3.
Alright, it's like the Gigashutter ones.
Otherwise I would just make something else.
24.
I have a BS word.
Rammus buffing.
Org.
The blonde dude. I think.
Upsension. Oh, I definitely can't.
Sike! US!
Oh wait. It didn't!
No time to waste.
I mean, I either get two EXP or two re-rolls for two roll.
Oh, god.
I mean, I just leave 4 Bastion in, 3 item over here, and then when I get the Varus Encounter,
G.E.G.
Oh, it's just a G.E.G.
Yes?
I mean, I have so many 3 stars that I'm about to just get infinite HP on my board.
He's right.
It's just a G.E.G.
There's nothing else to say.
G.E.G.
I'm one life, I mean hopefully that's two lives.
Okay, I mean I can't even level up to poor I can't
I actually have to pray that I win this round, and then I get 2 EXP, so it's 52 to level,
and then I sell this.
Please, please, please.
Please!
I win this one round, I'm full back!
Bastion
This is the best one that is that good. Oh, he's gravestone though. It's gravestone one item who cares and it got marked pretty fast wait wait
I mean they got marked that has been pretty good, right? Hello?
Hello
What the
I offer many paths to tranquility.
Tomorrow's the last of my words.
No time to waste.
At least I have time to leave her.
I can actually play Orn Fizz, Orn Fizz Kaisa.
Sure Nico gold opener if it already is already fair to me as well
Not even bad
I mean I'm kind of down it's actually good from this class no cat
I've got this this time on lock no time to waste
I'm pretty sure I just take Warlord's honor and I just come into a re-roll.
I mean, the orbarn is not even good.
It's actually not.
Let me just make sure I'm not contested, though.
This is actually a guaranteed top 2, yes?
What the fuck is that?
URF.
Alright.
I mean, this time it's actually a top 2.
Alright, what's the board? I forgot.
It's like fizz kaisa
Fizz or brass
I won the round what the fuck
Maybe CD
I forgot the board.
I mean, I'll remember in a second.
I just need to figure out my turn.
Oh, I could have just sold this for the...
But the thing is I can just play what's it called.
Karma Riven? Riven? Karma? And then what else?
Wait, what's my unit?
Wait, who's my extra unit?
Oh, I just don't play Rast.
Holy shit, I'm playing...
Holy- wait, you don't play the game?
It's Rast. Fuck my saying, the ribbon in the fuck?
Okay, I mean, if I won the round...
I mean, it's fine who cares all right, what is it? What even is the armoured or hold on?
No 25% chance for that's not even worth it. I'm about to start getting sacks.
All right.
Surely this one's not Bob Marble.
If you can make it,
if you can make it the three star on Kaisa,
three star one of Orn and Rast
and then three star is,
I'm pretty sure you just run everyone over.
He's right.
And then I also have Warlord's honor
for all these two guys.
Pretty good.
I guess I'll just bring them. I'll bolt to him.
Jeans, Jacks, Ezreal.
Puppy.
what Emily Wang is harassing me Jesus fucking Christ
how is that even possible
Holy shit wait I went seven seven four six five seven seven
I'm not gonna have BC as my tank as well, it's not even bad.
I can probably win two rounds.
But I would rather lose this round I think.
Care to get component ammo.
Alright, what is this Kaisa and what is this Fizz?
Give me one sec.
Kaisa, Fizz, three items, three items.
Builds.
All right, it says Kaisa's Blubuff Blossomster IE,
and it says Fizz's Nashor's JG Dumbledore.
Blossomster's Shoujin IE, Blubuff IE, BB, Shoujin IE, BB,
Hodge, JG, Nashor, Tooth, Hodge, JG, Rabbidon.
All right, so it looks like it's Crip, it's here.
And then that one is just AB and crit.
Alright, okay.
I need some items though, I need some items.
I just don't know who I want to itemize first.
What's more valuable, Kaiser III or...
Or Fizz III?
3.72, 3.74.
Since it's the same.
I think Kaiser is certainly more important though.
Okay, well where's my highstone?
Okay, oh belt to your quote
Bronze for life. I mean I have how many traits? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Bronze for life or care
package? 6 times 2 plus 3. 15. It's 15 good? It's 15 damage and good or should I just
take like the shenanigans and items? Okay I also add you items, like what the fuck do
items or on me what I get another cloak
that's right I do for years
he called it in salty yes no yes kind of not really yes
Yes, yes, yes, right and I have a bow belt here, but I have no items, what is this?
I mean it's always love and then I'll slam natural tooth if I get Rodham Carousel.
Oh there's a pumpkin in the lusper's fur.
I think I'll run this round.
Why not open the shield?
Alright, I'm one-turned for a perfect interval because I farm two.
Alright, I stack one and I'm just going to send it here and it starts hitting each
week.
And then GG.
Honestly, it's probably worth it to just play my board now though.
Wait how is it right now with the fuck 16 20
How is it right now I don't get my stupidly 1632
Maybe I can just load in with a 3 star Fizz, 3 star Kaisa.
Hello?
How many units are down here?
Oh, this guy has lost his mind.
We're going to lost who cares.
Alright.
Just, just look, just look.
There's not going to be a single loss.
What does karma look like?
GG, GG, GG.
Anyone?
Okay, well it's not even good.
I only have three fizz. I mean five warden is pretty good.
Another bow.
I mean, I need last whisper, but I'd rather just finish Shred of IE than have the heal.
And then I have no tank item, but that's fine.
I mean, how can my board lose?
I don't get it.
Just look.
And then I'm about to just hit everything.
And it doesn't even matter.
Just, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
look everyone just wait oh great I'm fighting all in except his because it
mech is on the bench and he made you do too
red buff is legit the worst item to put on her dot dot dot all right let's just
play with no anti-o-fucking
Bro, I just want Econ, like anything with Econ.
Should I just RNG roll this?
I mean this shit sucks and then I can just take two.
I might just not going 1 and 3 then.
I mean I'm kind of down to just QVS then.
Because I'm not going to have items for 1 or never.
For RAS 3, it's fucking broken.
All right, I'm 4, 3, 2, 4 plus 3 is what? 7? Plus 2, 9? I need 8 copies with the Shiremi
look long to
I mean it doesn't even matter just wait buddy look long to no problem
Oh great.
Gargoyle, I have no last whisper, no anti-MR.
I can't.
Anyone?
I mean is this looking like a fucking first or what?
It actually, it's just, wait, my board is ass, I don't have a single item for nothing.
Probably increase the champion to the task speed by 20% and decrease 20% of the task speed in these minutes. Is that good?
I kind of need to level up. The boss is not terrible. I'm going to last whisper.
Let's crank Sona, Nami.
I mean if I lose a round I'm pretty sure I just send in, I think I'll just send in
right now. Two, three, four, I need four copies, fifty gold four copies, twelve, twenty
How many shots for 4 copies?
How did he get anti...
Nope, this?
My fizz is dead.
Hello!
Okay, what's that in 3?
Okay, kaisa3 and i'm 12 with this and i'm not gonna look at that.
That's not your level for uh...
Is it 3 mode?
Master 1380 AP or I can level for Voyager
Revoyager
6% amp
I rather take amp than fucking
I think we're going to start again.
Alright, this game's the first.
The bad thing is if I hit another ward, because then I'm going to want to...
Okay, that's nice.
I got this one.
3 item fizz, 3 item kaisa, 3 item rast, anyone?
Who do I lose to?
And then I can move red buff over here and then get a third of it over there as well.
I mean just wait, how can I lose to?
How can I lose?
I can't.
I mean, it's actually another burst.
I
Love a Western for totally D&E
It's 6% amp
I don't say why you would ever go three rope when you can just go
You're 1388
But I already have 20 here
Well, yeah, I don't say why would you ever play ribbon? I don't get
Make us very to is better than like one
But I don't get
I
Was up for anti-mr
And then I'll move red buff over here, but I mean I think I mean Riven 2 is for sure better
Then uh pike one
Maybe I didn't have world wars
I don't get it. It's just another burst. It is what it is. It is what it is. Red buff over here, red buff void staff, hodge, nashir, jg, wormogs, dcloth, visage, last whisper, i.e. And I'm about to get a dv, a blue buff or a shogun here.
D.B. Blue buff or Sojin?
Yeah, it's two, okay. D.B. Blue buff? Or Sojin?
Eh?
I thought we were just pretty good, too.
I take down game 10 mana, hard 16 missiles.
Oh, it's not weaker man, just look.
You deal more damage than you whatever the fuck.
Just look.
One cast, whole board is gone, just wait.
I'm not sure what it's all about dude, but there's uh four ways to do it, three percent
Okay, I think I'd rather play Rumen.
Well, I guess this gets 6% in.
Probably gonna have to be in Karma as well.
He's 10 space growth?
No.
No, you need- you need to push through it.
Oh, bother buddy.
Ah, man.
It's just too relaxing.
These guys are ass.
I don't get it.
Why is my fizz?
What?
Eh?
Hey, candy.
Alright, how's it look in here?
Three item, three item, three item, like come on man please!
And this time my fist is actually...
WHAAAA!
Hello?
Oh, okay, okay, oh, oh.
Wait, if this guy gets graced too, it is fucked for sure, man.
Wait.
His Grace, what is-
Oh my-
What?
Oh, dear.
I mean maybe I can just wrap or some bullshit man.
They just kills and then just kills the greaves.
Where's my entire board?
Oh the greaves is dead.
Two of my whole board is dead.
Oh my...
with that spreading roots I mean it probably was
I don't get it.
Thank you.
Hello.
I'm hard.
What is this, Q-Bike?
Thank you.
Holy shit, the team, the uh, the players I'm playing against, I actually don't even recognize any of these things now.
What the fuck?
Wait, what rank is, is Plat 4 again?
What rank is it?
I'm not even on the first page.
I'm not even on the second page, so there's no fucking way.
Oh wait, oh my 200 that's not even that I mean isn't challenger top 250 or 200 I don't even know what it is
I mean challenger that's pretty good man
This job is fucking horrendous.
The first one is to reach Master's.
The cutoff is Master's is 0, GM is 200 and Challenger should be 500.
Wait if that were the one what I ever have lost
No, no, no wait, no, no, there's no way also I could have just put it in the corner
You're about to lose animal commander Gigi hello
Oh
My
Bro the thing is if I were actually like full sweating wouldn't it always just be three
bro come on no one open man no one open I don't know what fuck fuck you no one
open no one open bro like I could have just taken that one just won the game
instantly fuck you like it's surely they don't open right
Like, if I just take savings account, can I just win the game instantly?
Yes!
My tier 2 gives me 7,000 gold.
The game would have been over.
I'm not sure.
is this?
taking, oh nice, taking 16-18, it's ramping up.
Oh.
Okay, I mean that is some good news for me.
Yeah, fine, I'm gonna kill one as well.
All right.
Okay, I mean that's good news again.
I'm down for the A-SOUL quest that makes it...
I mean the bad beat is that the A-SOUL quest is the one where you feel the certain amount of traits and you get a fucking emblem, because that shit is useless.
And then other people with this high roll.
Like how?
HOW?
C- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
I can't-
No, because the thing is now people can actually outcap, but if it were just like no bullshit,
I wouldn't the game off of my cash out, but like some people get something fucking broken
ass emblems, space growth plus one, Nova plus one, some other bullshit, man, oh my god,
I can't.
Oh, God.
I mean, like, the news is...
I don't think anywhere's open.
Bro, focus on your gameplay, not on what other people hit and you actually get better
play sense you stupid idiot.
Avatar Chode.
You are a fucking idiot.
Oh my god.
idiot
I think the Arbiter is only good if you get like the attacks, like the on three attacks
you gain each beat.
And then you just get each beat of Diana, and now Diana is like a tank, and then Jimmy.
I could also just play like a lousy 3 and just play towards some other line.
Oh!
It's a good beat!
I mean it's actually a good beat.
not only did you fail to make a compelling error you called me an idiot rather than taking
this as good advice it is low research that positively leads to better performance just
just stop fucking bitching at me man I can't I can't
it has three times I mean this is pretty good I need a I need the Diana
I don't know.
Oh this shit's broken or not, you know.
Don't get...
I feel like I forgot to shoot.
Kaisa? Fizz?
I mean the karma entity gay.
How do I only have- oh what the fu- I'm 92, what the fuck.
I mean, I could try to greed one role.
I think I won the game buddy.
He has a Galeo?
How?
EFL.
One, two, three, four, five.
Pandora's items.
Radiant Rascal.
What happened?
Huh?
I'm kind of having to just get to what's it called.
Rating into DV.
You get a ginsu and then I roll for a Diana and start feeding HP.
Is there a Diana? No.
Alright, I'm going to pre-buff with the 7 next turn.
Oh shit, wait what?
You know, he hasn't even seen the carousel yet.
He has a TK, two Gallio, a karma, and an ace on him.
What the fuck?
How?
Wait, what?
It is Golden Niko on Bench.
But it doesn't really matter.
going for 400 or 500? How many turns is it? 60? Is it 3 turns for 500 or 400? Or 500?
I think it's 4 turns for 500. I'll probably just go for 500. Is 500 instant win?
I don't even know the dash out oh 600 is
I
Where is it? Animal Loot and Items.
You get 2-star of that, tier 3 item, 2-star of Lolli, 2-star of whatever, tier 3, tier 2, 25 gold.
But not even an incident, what?
I guess the tier 3 items are really good.
I don't want to ask for limbo.
guard breaker. I'm lowkey.
My god doesn't want peace.
Should I keep raiding guard and just go for JD?
I think I want with this board, really?
No, no, there's no way. Okay, nice.
Okay, I mean, okay, no, no, no, no, fuck you. Fuck you. I'm taking this one. But bro, come on. I'm re-rolling anyway, man. This is too good. And then this is fucking br- just read this item. No, I have to. I have- no, I have to. I have to. Nope. Nope. No. I have to. It's actually too broken.
This shit is so OP man!
BOO! BOO! BOO!
It's broken man!
I probably want to go for, should I just keep rigging hodge 24% on again?
No, I don't even want to tank that, but I'm pretty sure I just need a, uh, a redone
I also wouldn't mind a uh...
Well I mean this is just straight up better than anything I can get.
It's three shenanigans and it's the best tank item in the game.
It's three tank items with the best
Allawi item in the game.
This shit I already won the game man!
Radiant visage, spark.
I go where my grease is taking me, do not even know what's going on.
What's the name?
Might as well go back to 3, or what's it called 3?
Gims 3?
Why do I have 3 lallies total?
Shrediko Gimsu VS sword.
Oh
Great, I just went for the what's it called
I kind of want to not spread my items though, and I just go for Titan's eventually, and this
item is opus fog.
Every 50% fire is something, something healing 50% of the holders armor matters to this steel
four armor for all enemies and then you just sit there with redemption and you're just loading
with 10,000 armor and mr and the human is unkillable. I mean it's probably gonna look
killable because I don't have uh, or it's not allowing three. But when I hit allowing three, it's total for sure.
Okay, this is a full max, two and a half. I can actually go for another like decent catch-out.
Group hug, focus fire.
I don't think you got it, honestly.
I can go heal, and what is this?
Yeah, it's a safe puzzle.
Is there a chain?
All right.
lost. I'm still too light, it doesn't even matter. I'm actually certain the moment I
hit allowee3, I'm not losing the single roam. Allowee3, Diana3, I'm not losing the single
around. It's legit impossible. Wait? Holy shit, I actually missed 600. It would have been
I'm not sure
For I might go just go or fuck it
I'm okay with playing at one life
Should I just sell my Jinx then?
Because Jinx 3 doesn't really matter.
I kind of want to win because I don't want to be one like
All right, well if I don't hit this hurt I think I'm screwed
Hello
I'm not dead, right I'm not dead, right
Alright, well one of them Diana 3, I hit Diana 3 with the games over, no cap.
or two is just like
he's two of them, eight so three!
What?
How?
No, no, no, please, please!
Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
How?
I mean I won the game for sure though if he doesn't hit easel 3.
As I was telling you Matt, it's 30 AP and 3 men regen.
whatever it's been enough any bow I'm happy
There's one manager in 28B.
Hello?
I mean I won the game for sure.
Assuming he doesn't hit. Where is he? Okay, I mean, still too off. That's pretty good.
Tell me how I can lose. This guy's Vex too by the way.
I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't kill a single unit.
Would he evade all three? Where?
I don't know.
I almost lost. Holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
Hello?
You're still too off?
I'm not sure.
Hello?
Oh, so this is a dilator, 15% to 20%, 15% true damage, it's, it's, they're dying before
even goes off. I don't get it. Okay, he's still too off. That's pretty good.
I
to
Oh, I shouldn't have just 4k'd at times with that.
Hello.
He's still too off.
I could go like adaptive and...
No.
maybe there's like a like a really good item
I can go GS, GS over Annihilator
I'm not even convinced I sound that much better
I can go Gensu and dual carry the Blanc
Bro, fuck Argoil man
Okay, he's still too off
This is for his ass. Is he dead?
If he dies, it's over yes. Ah, I'm tired man
I wish they told you how much HP you got.
Oh, bye bye, buddy!
Honestly, let me be the one to kill him off too, fuck it!
US!
Vex 2, Blitz 2!
I'm going to clean this galaxy for me and Scott out.
Everybody!
Come on back over to the back, too, girl.
And that's what I want to go like.
Blue level right here.
G me.
Hold AS, 12 armor, 12 armor.
It's just another first.
Oh, God, what is this, every four seconds game, 30% potassium for four seconds, is that good?
I'm not gonna roll it.
And now I'm 16 HP, so I basically farm another life, and in this matchup, oh god.
Okay, nice.
Okay, nice. I'm pretty sure as long as I don't stay on the same side of the Bootscrank and the Bootscrank just tosses this onto my entire board, it's unbelievable.
He's right.
Eh?
I
How how how wait what
I don't get it how wait, I know how remember on to five
I was talking about how if someone hits like a space robot or that other shit or Nova
They can actually outcap like it's it's actually a bad beat it is
I little call it on 205, they can use emblems better than I can.
One, one, four.
I could have cash on a 600 for the 700.
I would have to kill the extra 8 units.
I got like 4 perfect losses in a row.
Did you see the LEC news? What happened?
I can't.
What's the news?
What?
I will be an LEC now.
All right?
Don't get here.
Wait, who, who, uh, who, uh, who's the best LEC team nowadays?
like who was like the best regular season oh it's still g2 is uh I'm alright
to the g2 they lost the complete noobs was it fanatic they lost the fanatic how
can you lose the razor k I don't even I don't even mean to dog on this guy and
I don't want to be disrespectful but razor can you are fucking trash like
Holy shit, man.
I don't get it.
And I thought Skumand was ass, but like,
high-key Skumand is him.
I don't know which worlds or which MSI I watched like two
years ago, but that guy was like, not doing well.
And then I watched his most recent, uh, what was it?
I watched many parts.
First hand?
Was it first hand?
That guy's legit hit.
Lord, this must succeed, but these will not fail.
if it's not rage bait he probably bet like bet on the opposite team or something's going
on man.
Rage bait!
Rage orc?
Rods orc?
Rods orc.
Keep them.
It's Caitlyn-3.
This paired...
What even is the thing?
Oris Raka?
My favorite?
My favorite galaxy is Yasuo.
Because I feel like in that one,
you can actually play like some weird re-roll lines
if you can give them stacking HP.
But it's not fun when you load up against mech.
Huh?
I'm on the job.
Huh?
Two takey and two orn- orn- Samira.
So I feel like the chance of me not getting opened on is legit zero.
I'm kind of down to try this.
I think I also saw someone play like,
Mordekaiser, Mordekaiser, Zoe, Zoe.
What even is the board? Orn-Orn?
Oh, is it just Jack Ziya plus a... ah shit, but it's mounted.
Oh, I think I chose the wrong line.
Okay.
What's the plan?
I don't get it.
I think this might be another awful work
I mean I can give these guys HP is that good
or I just play better units low-key these units actually ramp up while the five
What do you want to say?
Is there a man guard? No.
Fiona, Fiona.
What is my double Zoe then?
Mordekaiser?
I don't really want a cloak.
I'm probably just going to slow it down a little bit.
No Mordekaiser GD.
I guess I can start getting the mountain right now.
I
Rod clothes they're on Rod so
The only on a more to more Zoey Zoey
Yeah
All right
Leona, Leona, more, more Zoey Zoey level Leblanc, this too.
But I'm pretty sure my Arbiter is ass, I mean.
How is there no vanguard?
How is that even possible?
Hello?
Wait, wait, wait.
Am I- I can't even win this anyway, he has a Nova Mastery, my entire frontline is dead
instantly.
I can't!
What the fuck is this?
What?
Oh my god.
Hello?
Double jacks?
Double Jax.
I'm gonna put in, I can put in, no.
That's pretty good.
This is not really.
Alright. Where is Zoe?
Tear, Rod's Tear, Belt, Five Leona's, Hulu Loot, Oh another Leona, alright this is actually
just a moment of truth, like I'm either Aether or not Aether.
okay i mean attack three times
by gain ap
also that's fine
is there a conduit?
Wait, I have another question?
Why don't I just play towards LeBlanc and then just get a Leona 3 eventually?
And then instead of playing stupid as Zoe, I just play double Leona 2 frontline.
And that way I'm not re-rolling a fucking dumb as Zoe.
What the fuck is this?
Leona Leona
Oh on a roll wait all right, I'm rolling for sure then
I mean I should probably wake up with this and it just gives me 2 free rolls.
Then I might as well just put this in as well then.
Because then I can just upgrade an extra to knock air and I get three gold for three.
He's right.
Uh okay then I have every three attacks.
What do I get?
2 free rolls here, Zoe, Etrox, they are.
2 free rolls, do you need 1?
Not much, 2 more free rolls.
Oh!
Okay.
I had Kragas in last turn, right?
Probably, man.
Oh, shit.
Okay, well, that means I'm not...
Holy shit.
Wait, this is only just so much damage.
I missed a Leona. I didn't buy a Leona. GG GG. I can't. I only have two units to buy,
man. I mean, I get 350 HP. Man, I don't even know.
What the fuck? Alright, bet!
Alright, now this is getting upgraded as well.
Okay.
Shepard.
Voyager.
Two free rolls.
One.
2.
What's more, it comes around my board master and...
Nope.
Okay.
I mean, at this point I probably shouldn't care about these runes.
on this board actually looks pretty solid I think this shit's just over-stabbing
but to be fair this audible shit I'm getting way too deep on it
cardbreaker, JG, visage, spark
Shitter Nico here.
Alawi.
Arbiter.
I'm gonna just get two free rolls man.
All right, green vorticizer.
What the fuck even is my board?
I probably should have hold the stuff, I look long, I guess.
another Diana
a bow glove cloak
I should have put this
Konami
oh nice, three rolls
oh man you have to go for more than one 3 star
are. Also, oh my god, doesn't want these. One more. Five more, six Zoe, QSS, player on
bow, bow glove cloak, oh great, no VE. Five Nova with a Kindred, no VE, GG. I mean I could
No QSS for attack speed.
And then the problem with that is I'm stuck with both.
And I guess I would just go breath off on someone else.
I don't really see items to help you though.
I might need one more over here.
I'm reading a nashir
You have my bow qss a task being cloud of the ladder portable forge
Whatever the fuck that is
What's good Soraka's whatever the fuck or this patience item
I need one copy of what's it called or I can't play the game.
four free rolls
qssn i just go for a red buff on the last one that's 100 on
it's every uh...
every three attacks
i don't mind going for a more effective run
4 free rolls.
I'm pretty sure one of her is going to be charlotte.
One two one off
Well, I might as well just go for
I I mean, it's no matter what I'm going for it. How?
How I think at least I hit at what at one point and I'm walking
All right now it is level four
I'm going to not play Leona
There are those way for me on our next turn, right?
I don't play karma
But I don't mind the other three though
Even if I miss out the order like way back on stage three doesn't matter the amount of that rolled
I feel like you're gonna hit anyway.
My board is gonna be top level later on, so people fuck theirs.
Eight free rolls, bold belt, bold belt belt.
club club bell
Soraka
new new
whatever the fuck
Arbiter
Alright, how's it looking?
And I just love to eat in whatever.
I mean, I would say this is looking pretty good.
Bad.
Really?
What's it called?
Thank you, dear.
I could just drop this at 8, but then it has to be like Leblanc plus...
No, this is my motor.
I don't have anti-heal, I don't know who the fuck is telling me this is my anti-heal.
He's level 850 volt.
Just look at this shit man!
Saving this account, Galio 2, Aso 2, 50 gold, like a-
How is this even allowed?
I don't get it.
You know what? Good job guys.
I killed something, that's pretty good.
What the fuck is this?
Seeming's a counter.
It's so fucking broken.
Belt chain.
Okay, Odyssey Jyn's pretty good because I just needed some damage.
Am I ever playing what's it called?
Am I ever playing double Zoe?
did anyone know probably not after I gin all right and then now just like three
turns I level for the block do and then move items on to the block do
I don't even have enough money to level, I'm going to use my 4 roll spudger.
One more roll, one more roll, I'm not even kidding yet.
Should I just play Dianathan?
No, the Rattagate is not even bad.
I just need a level for a Leblanc.
For a little bit more damage.
Not even Leblanc.
I need a level for Leblanc too.
Or I think I'm screwed.
Leblanc too.
I'm getting out DPS by against you ie Gumbly Zaya just ff just ff
I have no damage.
Zero.
Oh, god.
I need a Blanc.
Two.
Also, this Immortal Cutter unit is not even tanky.
Oh, god.
I mean the fight lasts 20 seconds doesn't that mean like if the fight lasts 20
seconds I feel like 11k damage is not even a lot. 20 seconds?
I feel like goodness is I have a gigatank against...
What?
Oh.
Oh, goodness.
Inhiss, he-he-he-cool.
Oh, goodness.
Okay, maybe I have enough damage now, who knows.
Oh my god.
I mean at least I hit what's it called now, but that's pretty good.
If I can survive until Nudu 2 will block 2, my board is actually good.
I just have no damage.
Oh my god!
Spreading roots and no WP1.
I'm sorry for trying to have fun.
Bye, Dad.
This guy thinks Nami is bad.
bad. What? Oh, what? Nami? Have you played Nami without Nova plus one or not Nova plus
one without space for old post one who who do you beat name one medicop that
you beat there isn't one you'll beat the fucking Zoe
we re-rollers that's it
What is Nami 2-3 item baseline excluding space ball emblem?
4.00.
I don't think that's not even that bad.
What is the width of the space core rubble?
It's actually probably pretty good.
3.6.
21%?
What do you think?
Oh, it's going to pick that.
Oh, you're right.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Oh, it's gonna pick this. Oh, you're right.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Okay.
This is the baseline for a two-star nominative. That's the baseline.
Assuming you have your two-star carry, your four-blast two-star.
What?
This unit is good?
I don't like that.
I like that.
So, plot 3 is high elo man.
I don't know why people are saying my opinion is invalid because I'm plot 3.
Plot 3 is basically the equivalent of challenger man.
You're so miss emerald 12 hours ago dot dot dot
Okay, okay. Okay. No, no, just just fucking just watch just watch this shit. This is actually this is crazy. Holy fuck, man
It's actually crazy
Some of these units? Some of these units that are ending on my board? Half of the
players above me have not had them with these units on their board a single game.
They are ass! Ah just wait. No just wait. Just wait. Holy fucking shit. There is not
going to be a single butt five. If I place anything lower than a third, I mean, it'll
would just be mind blowing for all of us.
Uuughhhhhh...
Welp.
Hello?
I'm actually locked in.
Bro, it's hard to stay locked in when the fucking lobby doesn't load, man.
I'm getting impatient.
Also, my toilet is still clogged.
Bro, okay, I need to figure out how to unclog this toilet.
That shit, it is legit fucking disgusting.
It is fucking disgusting.
Like, I would show you guys a photo, but I genuinely think my channel will get banned.
The righteous path begins with me.
Okay, wait, if you get grossed out by this type of stuff,
just mute.
All right, all right, just mute.
It's like, I tried to plunge it and then it wouldn't work
and it wouldn't unclog, but while I was plunging it,
it was like breaking up.
the shit and then now it's just like it's like water infused with shit and
then not only that all of like the water part was like drained it's like set
it's like you know when it's clogged but it's like the water can still like
slowly see through so now it's just like a layer of like of shit on the
entire toilet with like toilet paper like like this first throughout
I'm trying to unclog it, but it's just not unclogging, I'm actually starting to call
I don't know if it's on the plumber or something.
Oh, I'm sorry though.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yes, it's okay.
It is the boar.
Yes.
Ezreal.
Rod. Rod here.
O-Rod tier
Frontline foundation debock some fire board Pandora's items
Twisted fate to
Vanguard the owner
There are Vanguard oh, yeah, I've never lost one
What gives the most AP?
3% AP whenever an ally gains a shield.
Whenever an ally gains a shield.
How many shields do I have?
So do I gain 3 if you're already?
10?
Oh, because Vanguard starts with shielding.
Oh!
Okay.
Wait, that's pretty good.
You just start with...
Oh, and then also get a Voyager.
Oh!
Wait, doesn't that mean Vanguard in the block is actually good then?
You just start with like, okay, honestly it's probably not that good, but you start with like an extra, let's say you get like, wait does it double proc? Like if you have Vanguard and, if you have Vanguard and Voyager, does it double proc?
Yes.
Wait, that is fucking broken then. Huh?
Arbiter's Shield rule.
I mean, that actually has to be broken.
Wait, let me check.
You look long.
Three item builds.
Oh, wait, yeah.
Wait, it says Vanguard is actually in the states.
Wait, it actually double pox.
So let's say you have six tanks, five manguards, it drops on itself, three times six plus...
I guess it would just be three times twelve.
Thirty-six.
I finally get home from a long day at work something something to the something something
We shot about a natural Eona 3 of them.
I have Eona for the crab, baby.
I never rest.
I'll read her, alright, whatever.
I think I should itemize what you call it, though.
I don't know if we got a free level one.
Oh, great.
Level five.
What the fuck takes high voltage?
This is high voltage level five.
Oh, god.
I can't.
Level five high voltage.
Okay.
You eat it.
High voltage level five.
I'm tired thank you for
a bowl I mean he was 35% is that good not really I mean I just don't want to go up
It's a problem. I kinda want this boat.
Can't see what's the F.
Mordekaiser 2?
Something, something, something.
Probably just, just, just, just that. Holy shit.
I'm one of a, we own a 3!
I mean I might as well just make a point next round and I can see one little foreshop.
I think it's trying to re-roll the own demo I just have eight the owners
I mean it actually doesn't do it, I guess I could just play 6 vanguard this game, never mind.
I'll just play 6 vanguard with Vex, with vanguard plus 1.
40% of my health shield, 8% VR while shielding.
If I lose this round, I'm gonna be not happy.
I'm sure this is not moveable.
I'm sure this was not moveable.
This guy looks strong as fuck.
Aww.
I'll see if I sell it for 20, but
And if it wait so every single Vanguard will double-pocket as well except for lists cuz
Wait, all right, they're gonna love it. It's for sure broken
Like Morgana also sounds like
Double procs on Voyager, double procs on Vanguard, so it's just triple procs, a glove glove.
max health shield but that only helps one unit
I'm not just fixing econ and I just go straight to nine
how much is it for each are we starting outside for 40 I mean it's not even
I need some rolls so I can even roll for a single or a little block.
Hopefully I just find the facts.
I need some econ or I'm screwed 12th level I mean it doesn't even do it I'm still I'm
still broke
I'm pretty sure if I don't find the Vex I actually just don't have enough damage.
Because my Arbiter, I mean I'm not taking max health shield to buff 1 unit, I don't even do anything.
So, uh...
I'm gonna clean this galaxy from the inside out.
Yeah.
Like if I don't find the Vex, I'm pretty sure my spot is completely blocked.
Like even if it procs to Vanguard 2x, like let's say I add 5 things, it's still only 50, it's like 40 AP man.
48p man it's like is that good?
No, it's like a shittier rabbit on it's a rabbit on without amp
But the reason it's good is because you can you can start building like carries you can start building other stuff
You know I mean like it's good enough
Like obviously it's better than like a fucking rod
But it's not better than like a full-on third item
But I I mean the reason it's better than the third item is because you can itemize
Other stuff
I'm not gonna go out of my way to build the third third damage item when I can just build pink items
but like but my arbiter is
For each arbiter star level you have a 12% chance to gain one free re-roll
So like I mean that's a lot of damage missing
I'm going to see if the source is complete dog.
I will bring justice to this world, no matter the cost.
Kindred.
2 free rolls, 16 to level, make 40, make 40, oh I might have just made 50, like is this
That's not actually good.
My Arbiter?
Like just look at my Arbiter!
This is good?
Oh, fuck.
I need a vex or I believe I got no damage.
I didn't even get a roll there, GG.
I like some of these big guys, but this one I need to watch and mute it.
from both of them
it's actually
I guess if I have like a damage problem I can also just play like vertical, like vertical
No, then we don't have to raise all of them, but it's a send guard.
Especially with HitBullet's Rang.
But I basically just need a Vex.
I will also allow a Grape.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I can't.
Two vanguard.
There's always GS.
Nice.
That's what I love.
All right.
I'm going to go back.
How am I poor after getting 20 gold?
wait I get a gin and I can play four dark star low key and that way my damage
like that way I can skip the Arbiter low key I mean I'm kind of down I just need
a karma then
So where's the karma?
Oh, there it is.
This is my frontline.
Are we fucking serious right now?
Okay.
I mean, it actually looks pretty good.
allowing his shepherd as well I mean obviously I want to play karmic area
but I mean this actually solves the damage problem because my Arbiter was
going to be uh whatever the fuck that is
Okay, should I just roll until I find one of Lowy?
No.
But one of Lowy is just huge, so I get Shepard for free.
If I drop this for this, I move items to here, and I get some rolls, and I get to
care of my Garbstar or not the fucking piece of shit. Alright, does this actually look
pretty good? Wait, he actually doesn't even have Galio too, what the fuck? Does this actually
So pretty good.
Hard to insult you.
You're a cloak.
I
Put the hex allies in the head seal 18 minute overriding and target to burn 1%
Like one allowee, I still don't have a single allowee. I'll tell you impossible man
I
Was this even possible
I don't feel like allowing over this and so no her blood's crank
I
Have a block to why do I have
What the fuck?
And I move Vanguard. Alright, this is good enough.
Should I just ditch this and make the 4 to be with you, and just use it for 250 health?
I'm pretty sure I should be after hitting what's great
bro it just it just it just looks not right man
something that does not look right if I do that
Radiant GS, 1-3 year old, 4-0.
Alright, like drop, drop.
And then I just ditch this and just pretend like I didn't hit this.
I make it 250 health and 14% of the task feed.
pretty good man and I just I have you have to take one until I hit it's probably just kind of good
another one another gym
a new new field that's pretty good
I
Like quadruple procs right surely
76 I mean that's pretty good
Holy shit.
Alright, I mean that's pretty good.
I mean, did I just get bailed out?
By, uh, Radiant GS.
Oh no, it's because Vanguard gives 3 AP whenever an ally is shielded.
All 6 Vanguards and Voyager will triple proc because they start shielded, so it already
is instant 18, then when they drop below 15%, they shield again and then Voyager shields
all these units.
I'm pretty sure this gets shielded as well.
So you just start with like like 40 ready
We're ready 40
And this is the students of like it's already it's already at a
30 36 and then when they wouldn't even board it 79
117
I mean I just got bailed out. This is just a fucking bailout man.
One free roll he... well I don't really want to use the rolls.
Could use three carbons if he's gonna die?
I'm gonna hit a lowy too, it's not gonna be bad.
How many rovers do I have?
Oh, nice. Holy shit, I'm back. Now I have a three-in-a-carry here as well. Wait, I'm
actually back! Is there an item that would be better than Vanguard, or do I just leave
it? I'm kind of undefeated, man. This one's pretty good.
2, galeo 2, asol 2
It's just another Bop4.
Alright, I get the Bop4 already, but I don't know who the fuck I need.
Conduit.
Oh no.
Oh god.
And then you also want to get three items on it as well.
Who do I beat?
I'm sure they can beat the team over here, older.
Am I losing to the team of a legend or what do you think?
I'm pretty sure I just want to level for like a roar or something.
I have no damage.
Legit none.
One, two, three.
30. Karma.
Borto.
What the fuck are these items?
48 to level I love her barred I'd rather love her barred
like what what
Okay
Bro this has to be the biggest game ever if I rolled any other radiant item outside of ginsu
I'm pretty sure my spot is ass
This actually has to be the fakes fucking game
48 44 next turn I'm gonna go suck one
44 level maybe I hit let's do and then GVs and how happy does I anyway I'm gonna suck
What the fuck?
How is this even allowed? Just look at this shit man.
Oh, god.
He has the fucking cryo with the cryogenic hex.
And then when I play mech I get the fucking attack speed or the mana regen. Fuck you.
I can't.
I mean, I'm just going to assume that I survived this round and then I'm going to go for third
right in the air with my last remover and if I lose this round there's a fucking no three out of this
And...
Uhhhhhhhhh
And then when I play Mech and I say it's a bad beat that I hit mana regen and it's actually no one believes me.
I don't get it.
It just healed for full.
Wait?
How did he win?
Oh he pensioned for Byacin.
Oh, yeah Byacin, fuck you man.
Bro that's what he won man.
Nice try buddy.
I did my burying bro, fuck you man.
Try to send me eight.
It doesn't look like I lost this shit.
HAAA?
AHHHHHHHHH
I don't even know how this is the second.
Something must have happened for me to get lucky.
I mean I must have gotten lucky somewhere. Oh yeah I got Radiant GS.
It's Radiant GS LeBlanc's best item.
That's Explorer LeBlanc.
Items? Radiant.
Oh it's Radiant Rabbidons. I don't even think I had a Radiant Rabbidons.
It's Radiant Rabbidons and Radiant GS. Then it's Radiant JG, then it's Radiant Arc.
and then it's reading Bumbley, and then it's reading Royce up, nice 2-point I say
you I mean I said I said it was gonna be nothing lower than a bot fight
starting last game
you
I have a question and it's not range means okay what's the
What's the question?
Triple Beast.
Six month subscriber.
Go over.
What?
What's the question?
have you ever won a tournament
I
Rock up the rush reach for the stars hustler
Warlord's honor so locally
My playing can't be on the real real ever what is the what what is the board of boards Lulu?
I lose Darkstar but I gain...
I was trying to hide behind the shield.
I had a special skill.
So I'm trying to figure out...
Pantheon, Milio, Jax, Amaukai, the Atrox, and the Lulu.
What?
Oh.
It's a fake.
How do you read it?
Alright, someone help me.
Yeah.
Is, is, the question is, is it, is it for re-rollable, is, is Lulu re-rollable in board?
Is the question.
Like, what does it do?
Is that the money one?
No.
Lulu stats can be divided by starters, just check on meta TFT.
Oh what the fuck?
Holy shit, isn't that?
Wait, how?
Stats, unit?
Lulu.
How?
Oh, ability 2?
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh
Ability to oh what the fuck
What no it says it's 4.7 9th row all of them
I've selected all of them they all say 4.7 9
That's fucking great great
I mean this is this is really a pantheon re-roll for sure. I mean I have three milio if this like if you don't play it like three milio two
Pantheon? I mean, this is actually the game.
If you don't play it from this spot, then I don't know what to say.
This comp must be trash, then.
Billion 2.
He trucks.
Zaya.
Actually? No. I can also play Zaya. Oh wait, when you reach- oh wait, what even is Billio3Biss?
I mean, isn't this cov- like, okay, the thing is I can play a new comp and I'm pretty sure
this spot is a Guarantee Top 4. So I like, provision to just play this shit man. This
is a Guarantee Top 4 so you can't even say I'm trolling and it's a new comp. He's
fucking right fuck you and build
uh...
okay
why does it say jg is best even if it's a fake leader
Oh, I guess we can just get crit damage.
You probably just get crit damage if you have precision with it.
It just says it's like Voidstaff, JG, Nashor, Shogun, GES.
I don't know what to do with this.
The 4-Lulu-3 is 5.2.
I mean, that doesn't matter. I'll just be really campy on Milio then.
and the autos push levels
4 Pantheon, 3 Milio, Highbreaker is all allies in 25% AS, 12 to level, okay I mean that's
the case and should I just roll on six run? Because Lulutra doesn't even do anything.
I don't know. I'm out.
Shoujin Play-Rong Glove.
Okay, I mean surely this is not bought horrible, right?
It doesn't have to sat-sane 3D, even if it's a fake weaver.
It's probably going to see a crit damage.
that has to be good
I mean I'm actually probably someone 6-0
Okay, who am I missing, Alulu, and that's it.
Stargazer, Rapportaker.
And I should probably just get Rast as well and then I just push on for a Legendary and that's gonna work and just pray
I'm tired man
But I'm pretty much just what's legit I'm all formal
I'm gonna do one Lulu and I just level for Rast and then level for any legendary preferably Graves or Morgana.
All right, probably we're gonna and that is a pantheon that's all I believe was my carry
Wait, this shit has to be broken or not.
Well, I-
How can you even lose this shit?
I don't really care about the Lulu too, I'm gonna read this, uh, call down Snake from
the sky doing shielding allies for the fuck is that that's not even worth it
fuck you my rats too
yeah there's no idle time in the room
six six milio five panty on
I don't think maybe I could have just played picker nami.
can't be on units that's not looking good at all
I guess it would have a better world look like
6 6 6
Who the huge like I get stargazer and I get
two traits bugs in him and I got replicator
I wish there was one here anyway.
Another Lulu.
A lot of Lulu.
Shoujin Dashers Adaptive?
This is about to have no fucking damage.
I can't.
And then I just go like,
I can probably move the adaptive somewhere else
eventually though.
Like adaptive frontline and then I just go like GS
or JG and that is an epic deal.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Alright, well I'm going to send in here and if I don't hit, I'm just going to FF, Mesa's
I mean I don't even want to roll because I want to be able to level the 7 man.
How?
I can't even find Millio too!
How?
What?
How is this even possible?
Oh
How
How what
I don't get it, how is this even possible?
This game is fucking awful.
I'm not even trying to play for a fucking 7th, it's not even worth my time.
Who cares?
It's a difference of 10 LP.
Like how is that even...
I am level 650 gold with 5 panty on 5 milio.
How?
Oh my God, how?
On three one, on three one,
how.
How?
Oh, God!
Oh, goodness.
Have I even played mech a single time today?
Oh, goodness.
I'm indelible.
I
Okay
If I outplace you can I get $500?
No.
Alright, I'm gonna go get a Red Bull and I can actually lock in.
This is just fucking embarrassing.
The righteous path begins with me.
I don't want to lose the last of my moves.
Hello?
my way
we should have been on the stairs I actually will go
but I didn't be
oh yeah
I mean, they just reminded me my fucking toilet's so clogged, fuck you man.
I mean, maybe I can play like Cho'Gath's Caitlyn Re-roll, or Ezreal Re-roll.
and
I was hoping for an econ one because the problem is if I take this and then someone has econ
into a better line I'm screwed savings account
well I what is this good on me or anything
I mean I'm pretty sure I'm just playing what's it called.
I'm pretty sure I'm just playing Kindred, and that's my board.
If I take the other than play towards the Blanc, you're not going to get to the Blanc.
I am no deal.
What?
Okay, well I mean I can't play anything else.
What cause? I mean I can't play anything else.
What can you play with this?
because I otherwise I couldn't take him that and play Bellvethryroll, but I every three
seconds, wait maybe I can play some Zyre, that's let me see.
the mountain so how the fuck is this is this item good on anyone no your schools
blade work. Oh it's negative Delta on...
Wait, it's actually negative Delta on Zaya. And it's negative Delta on Ergot.
But it's the mountain.
I don't even know why I'm playing that.
Why don't I just play...
Let's finish this squared, squared, crush.
Well, I don't even know why it would ever be plused.
Wait, is this bugged?
Okay, I'm just gonna play Zyra, allowed?
No
Okay, so
I don't even know why I'm even modeling this trash.
Uh, okay.
What are you shooting at?
Holy shit, he's still Platinum 3!
Bro!
No, no, no!
Hold on, hold on!
Wait, can someone tell me what I can play?
I mean, I'm pretty sure these sets are the faking fucking stats of all time.
Alright.
Ergot. You think it's just bugged on Ergot, Loki?
But I mean, it has to be the best Ergot, right? I have a fucking ginsu, by the way.
Maybe it's just bugged. But then what the fuck is ginsu? It fixes the...
Ohhhh.
Okay, if it gets you it's useless.
But it- okay, no, it's actually broken.
Like, the stats can never lie, it actually can't lie.
Because if you just proc it, it just fucking-
Okay, never put her on hold.
Okay, I just re-roll the ship.
I can re-roll mech, maybe?
I mean, maybe I just don't play mech or a bot.
You think it's good even without mech or a bot?
Probably not.
I think I'll mate again, man.
Gold orb? Wait, did everyone else get a gold orb or is it only me? Did we get a gold orb?
Yes! Fuck the cameras. Oh wait. Wait, yes?
No GG. GG. It's just a straight one-shot. No cap.
Okay, I need a reforger though, because I need a reforger to get to.
I'm probably just going to play mech with a...
I'm broke.
Baron's lair.
Trey, Trey!
I mean, he gives it a 4, that's pretty good.
Urgot.
Vanguard meeple challenger.
It's pretty easy to play Vanguard on my board, I think.
And then am I playing like Kindred on my board over?
I mean I do have Gensu with me.
I should have forced the Gensu.
GG.
Yeah fuck it, what'd I get?
Another DB psionic.
Oh!
Vanguard psionic dv space brawl
Vanguard psionic
I have whatever the fuck and whatever the fuck
all will know us in time
I never played
I don't even know what even playing spaceville
I think I'm pretty sure I don't even want to play space because I don't have lost
Vanguard on loss, Vanguard space, IEDDDD, which is I'm for sure playing Master Yi.
I'm probably not playing any drugs.
Psionic.
Just playing level 4 randomly.
Okay.
Am I playing space cruel?
I mean, there's no way I'm playing this game, sort of, actually.
I do I could just not make this again for ruin. I mean it's not even worth it and then
I ensure that play a vanguard because I'm pretty sure this interaction is legit
broken
but I probably should be trying to pivot off of it
I'm pretty sure I can just go fast 9.
I just drop, drop.
I mean I don't really have a unit, I don't really want this fight.
After 4 rounds, I think 2 5-call champions.
How many rounds has it been?
Again, a 4-clue.
Chain.
Bow, glove, chain.
Glove, chain, tier. Tier, chain, glove, bow.
I like I tend to just not drop this ergot ever and I'm just down over down upon the whole game
Yeah, whatever what I get I got a bard in a blitzcrank, and it's actually pretty good
So now I'm not playing this ever
I just realized I need to put this on this.
Okay, and then I bow to your glove chain.
That's my tank.
I mean the board doesn't even look that bad.
That's it again.
I mean, pipe 2 is pipe 2. I mean, honestly why not just play this?
Why not play this? I don't know.
I got a free item.
Morgana there.
I'm sure that's like TK or something.
Bro, fuck the barn man.
And then now I just hatch a, uh, what's it called, two?
And I just go, Erga 3, duo.
Alright, here's my board.
Okay, it looks like my board is ass, but it's not even that bad.
Oh, I didn't even use this.
Oops.
Like, I don't know, it looks like it's ass, but my tongue can't just get a farm,
I'm probably gonna get like a two-star legendary and then and then yeah
Yeah, I'm part of this even doing it in who cares I
Probably need to hold like you know I
Think it looks bad because it's bad. I mean yes, but
after five rounds game in artifact glove chain I'm not second anyway I need a
singular two-star which I don't have I don't get it hello
I don't have a two-star
I don't have a single two star man.
Can I sell anything?
I don't even know what I'm holding but
I don't have a single two-star oh yeah if I don't hit ergot three on screw but
I can play Galio over TK after it farms and answers my board, but then I probably wanted
like pipe over just look at my board
whatever. Nope, don't get hurt. Okay, I mean I have to take this.
I don't fuck.
I don't get it.
Wait?
What is 3-Mech even do? 2080 AP? Wait, no, no, no. I'm pretty sure this shit, no, no, I'm pretty sure I'm about to cheat these S2 rounds. Look at this.
Just look. No, no, no, no. It's actually about to, I'm about to just watch out their entire board.
No cat! No cat!
Glee! Glee!
Your tank is a Gragas 2 on Stage 5.
Okay.
It's dead.
My Urgot is dead. I can't.
I can't.
I mean, I top six actually, that's not even bad, low G.
Miss Ergot 3.
What's this?
Oh wait, what's this?
Wahoo!
I forgot I got this shit!
Okay, wait, my board actually isn't even that bad if I had 1, 2 star.
Like, if I had more than 2, or Blitz 2, okay, Blitz 2 doesn't do anything, but if I had more than 2, my board is not even that bad.
Oh, no.
Oh.
I mean that I mean I killed the king through that that's good, right?
Okay, no wait there's an a so three what the fuck no, okay listen you motherfucker listen
You motherfuckers, listen.
Take some time to collect myself.
Guys, I understand if you want to laugh at me, but you can't say I'm a bad player when
you go 8th, praying the dog shit that I just played.
It does not matter what you do, it is a fucking 8th thing.
No matter what it's a fucking eight.
If I just load in the boards that I'm playing, you could see silver players, you could see
First time TFT players copy and pasting a comp from a website be stronger than the garbage
I just made.
But that doesn't mean I'm bad.
It means I'm trying to have some fun, man.
I can copy and paste as well, man.
And I'll probably copy and paste better than these first time TFT players.
Was it fun though? Not really. But that's because I went fuckin' 8th.
Imagine this Urgot 3, or like if I hit Urgot 3 and then I just, and I just win out.
I don't think anyone would be saying anything.
Oh, god.
Like, when you see someone hit a gigatubber, how many games do you think they played to
get that tuber?
Exactly.
It's not just one, man, because the thing is they're not going to upload the ace.
only upload the pop-off games and that was just not a pop-off game. It is what it is.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I mean that just wasn't a
I will I will just show you guys some insane amount of skill
It's just too skillful. It is what it is. It is what it is. Bro, you are really bad.
You are a really bad.
Oh my god, I just don't understand.
Show up spreading routes while playing Motherfucker, fuck you.
At least you're kind of low.
After you earn 50 gold in interest, you gain 30 more gold.
You just pour one all in and you two star your entire board on average.
The thing is, if you don't two star your entire board, that's just a bad beat.
You are rolling infinite gold.
What is it?
It's already embarrassed.
Is anyone open?
What is it?
The fountain.
What is it? I found it.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
But I guarantee you, oh actually, this is probably not good.
Uh, if I'm about to get the movie.
Cause like, you can go eight if you miss, but on average you go like top two.
I don't even mind cashing out into victory roll because it's the fairest.
I'm pretty sure it's up one parry.
But if I don't play that, I'm gonna play next.
So this victory role, if you hit, it's discussion.
I appreciate you being on this role.
Like, 1-3-4.
I can get one cost, is that good?
Alright, victory roll?
Oh yeah, the victory board counts super fuckin' high.
but I think it's really hard to allow you to read I don't have the window I prefer
to just hop on here
but I'm like forced to click various for the next two but it should be too
what's even this like our game to a JV
Or JG-Rabbitons, Arc JG, Guard JG, GS JG, JG-Ark JG? Like why?
Did they buff JG this set? How come like JG is like, you know, last set JG was like straight up at the bottom?
It was straight up at the bottom of like every item.
What do you think?
I mean, last time it was straight ass.
What do you think?
Ah, shit.
Like, if it wasn't that exact build of matches JG, it was complete trash.
trash.
It's kinda hard to hit.
Allow me to reload.
and it's not like you can
I was playing Nova.
He's not gonna hold too long, it's for sure.
He might pivot into a block.
I didn't make 70. It's not even worth it.
Ah, maybe it's worth it. Show that up on one list.
24, 31, 38?
are you gonna get boosted again this time?
All right, whatever. All right, you know what? Nah. No, sorry. I won't get rage-rated. This is fucking... This is like a Z tier fucking rage-rate.
Warboards Honor.
This is just a straight Z tier rage-rate.
I'm kind of down to 3-5 just so I can get some uh...
I get world of stats on my actual units.
No, like this spot looks bad, but I guarantee you this is like, I'm pretty sure on average
I'm going first here, like, or like, or like top two on average.
Don't get.
Really?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
When I played Fizz, Fizz, Kaisa, whatever,
I started being with 15 HP and I went second,
but that's pretty good.
I lost some Spring Roots garbage.
Yes.
Okay, well, I need a level next one for sure
because I need to start playing my board
and then I can cash it out in two turns.
31.
38? Okay, as long as I... 38? As long as I don't break 50, it's fine. 31? 38? So, 12.
So, let's take a... 12. Oh, I need a... I need a... I need a...
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. What the fuck are these scores?
Rollin on a full sir. No more fast. I'm not even fast 90. I'm just playing some dog. She has a real on a every game man
I'm getting flamed by milk
Seven free re-rolls bro, I can't even no
How many four costs am I playing just one
No, okay, whatever. I mean, I want the barest one, but I can't take them on me.
What? I mean, seven free rolls, that's pretty good.
Oh, I can't do math, it's 39.
I'm sure they can find one pike.
Nunu two.
ahhh
ok nice
and then I start to actually upgrade my board
I just finish these ends, spine and crotch
and then I have multiple
this board is 20 times better
times better if you can actually difficulty stars. Which I will be hidden. Just wait.
Just wait. It's over. It's actually over. It's actually over.
I just have to make sure I make- wait, wait, 30?
Wait, I can't do RAS!
I need 7 here.
Oh, I mean, there's no- I'm not even bothered by that one, but I'd rather just cash out
next turn don't care but what am I can what if I can actually hit last three
I'm pretty sure I can actually hit raspberry I just lose one goal now just
catch out one turn later than I remember I'm still making seven last turn
I'm catching on an extra 30 gold.
I'm about to just load in a laui3, victor3, brass3, level brass3, and gg?
I'm gg.
Thank you.
I'm gg.
Ah, shit.
Which one is the warlord's toy?
I don't have a single allowee.
Golden Niko, great man.
I can.
Oh
Okay, just being 70 what we're all fun
Okay
Should I even go for whatever it's called three
Yeah, I can't let this brass tree is too expensive or no, I don't have to hold a brass tree on bench
I guess I'm a lot of old
Alright, well I probably have to take like one pretty start here though, because people are actually just strong in turn.
Well, I'll see how close.
I'll see how close I am, because I need to start this turn for sure.
Hold the line.
I'm buffing two units.
above the two units. Call the chaos soul awakening sweet treats.
I'm going for rastery.
What the fuck?
All right GG GG
What is this
Dark star shepherd replicator. What is this space groove of replicator? What is this?
What is this?
What the fuck is that damage? What is this victory unit? I can't!
GD! GD!
It's just a 1 all to the entire board?
No, no, no, no. GG, GG.
I mean, it's not even good actually, because the thing is I took double RE when I could have had extra HP.
So it's actually not good. It's not in school.
I don't even want to work in the long run because I have way too much flash.
It's 20 here and then it's like I don't know what the fuck it is here.
I'm four off of this one two three one two three
I just don't understand this same account augment how you even allow how can I be
four five level eight three star three star three star with two combat on how
How is this a tier 2?
How?
This is a 4-6 horde.
I can't.
I have a way too much flat I think it's a manna
okay and I just learned some legendary but I'm pretty sure I can AFK all in the game
no cap let me just make sure there's no uh
Don't go over to 3 star 4 cost.
There's 4 Galio.
Okay...
I think I won the game.
Is there anything I can do to fix this board?
Like, can I swap anything?
I guess I can play like, Sona...
No.
Shoved Redeemer, man!
24.
Hey, yes, 24, R where 24 and R.
I mean they didn't even get full one shot cause it actually got the DR off.
It's not funny when he's winning mods, 4 hours, for a quicker bitch, how about that?
I can level up another Voyager, it's an extra 6% damage amp, isn't that pretty good, that's
so much flat.
You know, does the true damage get damaged?
Oh, the shepherd just gives you a whole more 20 AP.
Let me get your open map.
Ahhh...
It's just a good thing.
Holy shit, 81 months!
I heard there was drama!
Kiting, do you even play TFT anymore?
Where the fuck do you even go?
OSRS Leads, oops.
Oops wait, buddy. Do you play Mabel's story by any chance? I feel like you'd be a Mabel story fucking sweat
I used to oh, yeah, classic Mabel's coming out. All right. I mean if you want you can boost me over there gg
Oh shit, there's just straight one shot.
Ahhhh.
I could just keep I could just go archangel or I could go for a better item
I'm just going to take a minute to get it off of the line.
I feel bad for your scores all gee I feel bad for your
wall buddy oh oh thank you store 10% of the damage they take they take true damage
to the store damage.
Isn't that Aurora actually broken?
Probably.
I'm a fucking beast.
Savings account!
GG!
What a fucking joke, man.
Like, I don't get it.
How come?
How come I complain about it?
And then people call me bad whether when I click it and go the most uncontested first
of all time I go first with it it's broken other people go first with it
It's still
Avoid staff the ground guard
How do you get a Fiora?
How much does Redeemer give?
It gives an extra 3 AS, extra 3 AMR.
That's 4 for Fiora.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I'd rather just level 4.
Wait!
I don't know what you're talking about.
What the? But too bad.
The stars are high.
I think these are full blocks.
But I wanted this.
I will destroy disco after our victory.
I'm not losing conduit for my fucking victor 2 win or victor 3 oh Jesus Christ we lost
press the vid no no no press it stay tuned just wait okay can this guy ff
already what is what's the hold up hello
bro you lost buddy just just ff like come on
I'm not even holding to it I don't even know what I'm holding for man I'm not even playing karma 2 where it's not even better than that
or that.
I
Mord is conduit what is a conduit?
Victor 3 I think I would give I want to give some manner to my three-star Victor
Just listen, just listen, sales, sales, whatever the fuck, instant first, ready?
Like every single one of my games, just look, I'll give you 30 minutes to try to figure
out what the fuck I'm even playing and you still wouldn't even figure it out.
The fact that I went 60 or just means I'm a fucking beast.
Okay?
I mean, this game, I just f-ed with it.
I didn't hit shit.
Oh yeah, I mean, just look over here.
Just look at my board.
Just look.
Just take a fucking look.
Is this really a six?
This is probably a top four as well
if I just played in the block.
And, oh, great, I played,
I tried to hard force this fucking talent carry.
What the fuck does this do?
Oh yeah, what's this T-Mo carry?
PogChamp.
Gin Primary.
I have three upgrades on my board.
My NAR, no, this was a bad B.
I took item augments and then a cosmetic order
just dropped 7,000 items and now I have two items on a NAR.
What?
I mean, this one, I radiated a radiant adaptive.
That can't be right.
Mastery, no Nova.
I mean, fifth place, that's allowed I guess.
Oh no, actually nevermind, I got a radiant valve.
GG.
And I probably just didn't hit that right back
So there's only like two legitimate bot force not even bought for us. There's only two legitimate bot sixes all
All of these games. It's not like I'm even trying to top four man
Rage bait rage bait
The box for like the bot twos I'm not even trying to top four
There's mech, there's the block, there's fast nine, there's spreading routes, there's the
emblems, there's calculated loss, and there's savings account.
And then there's the re-roll lines, and then there's the people like they are.
if you just if you play any of these you are going eight
I mean I play them because there's it you add some variety and it's fun I'm
I'm in flat only playing Zaya.
Oh, I'm flat as well.
But you're also ass.
Kindred is broken.
How is Kindred broken?
Who do you beat?
You can't kill Rammus.
You can't kill a Lousy.
You can't kill Nunu.
I think the only thing you can kill is Tomcatch.
You can't kill Galio.
I'm going fast line, this is the character you fast line.
Every 4 seconds you have an 8% chance, it's probably double frost, right, so it's 16%.
I'm pretty sure it's added an 8% every 4 seconds, but it's near 2 of them.
I mean it's not even good, I've calculated a loss but I also have a trade sector.
But I actually get more gold if I just play this.
Nope, yeah.
Bro...
Let me see if people are open.
Oh great, savings account, bogglock and champ, man, GD!
Oh nice, savings account! Yay!
Spread of roots!
Woohoo!
I'm making this fun the same as how people
being too old at combat and same as you count 70 levels it's fine I get too old hopefully
Okay, it's been four seconds.
I'm pretty sure it's additive, so that's 16.
And now it's at 32.
And now it's at 48, and then I lost count of how many.
If this doesn't give me too old, this game is just trash.
No, it's additive for sure.
I'm almost certain it's additive,
Because when it's like, when it's the one where you get Leona, I don't think I've missed a Leona.
Every 4 seconds you have 8 seconds, how, how, then wha-
It's not you, it's you have not you get 8%
The reason I think it's additive is because you can never get more than 2 gold.
The reason I say it's additive is because when you get the two-sword Leona, it's legit 100%.
I don't think I've ever missed.
It's drawn up once again.
Maybe I just play the same board. The trade sector.
I just use this to farm gold.
Spark Warpast.
There's an uplink victor.
There's 90 fast.
Oh wait, oh I got too open.
I'm sorry.
Most likely every 4 seconds we have an 8% probability that we can get too old.
But it can never uh, who am I talking to?
It can never go, you can never get dropped before gold though, I mean I've never seen
it.
So it just like stops frogging the moment it rocks, or it hits.
Alright, can this guy play something else?
Dark Star Space Move.
Ruppercut.
The altar.
I mean, if he's- if he's-
Where does it- up with that?
If he's gonna play something else?
No.
That's what I think too. That's additive by the way. That's what I'm saying.
But yeah, isn't that additive?
Because you're just adding the probabilities, but it doesn't actually add because you can't proc it twice, but it's silly.
Oh wait.
You are the goat!
Oh, thanks!
Adding it to go with GD.
This guy has to beat this guy and then I have to lose to one of these two and then I can
get two animals and then do you
that's feeding a jacks so I don't know he's playing
oh great savings account
I just don't understand what else I'm going to play, like, don't you just- like, what
What kind of play that's not Victor this game?
Help, kill, cloak.
Help, kill, kill, belt, cloak.
I'm gonna make sure that this never gets shorter.
Great, I didn't get a rod. Not one.
What?
I don't really know what I'm flexing, but I guess I can flex like the Vex, but I don't
know how the fuck I'm just gonna hit the Vex.
I don't even want to play with blocks because my armors are gone.
If this doesn't drive through, will this actually be possible?
The clockwork accelerator, and I just play combat, invaders then.
What do I do carry with that? I don't get it.
Okay, I have one Shoujin and I need a GA, right?
right oh I but I don't really want to do a gary something or they don't swoop
don't quote
How do I...where is this gold?
I'm in a clean room.
Ahhhh!
My eyes are open.
I think I'm 8 again.
I'm looking at my spot.
i
appreciate playing uh...
mech frontline and i just played mech plus
is that a board?
savings account epoch
except i think this guy is playing mech and he has savings account epoch so by the time i roll
every single one of my units are gone
All right.
And now I'm screwed.
Two 5 cost champions.
A punk game.
I mean, this can actually hatch then, fuck it.
Oh, actually?
Okay, I mean, it doesn't matter,
because I don't think I want to play anything else.
Yeah.
All right.
GG.
No, they're all...
Oh, no, this fight is terrible.
I need the gun.
Oh fuck dude
I mean I could have gone adaptive instead of shogun and that's my board
I mean I might as well wait one.
If this doesn't farm gold I'm like come on man.
But this guy is playing back in here so easy pal, please don't tell me this guy is back
as well man.
Oh, I don't think he is.
Hello?
Wait, you know what? I can just play this Galio as my mech without...
Oh! And I just play Vertical Voyager!
Oh!
Wait, I don't have to play the stupid ass Aesol and the other idiot. I don't even have items for them.
Oh, ho ho ho!
Oh wait, should I play like an A-sword or something?
You sound so dumb-same.
Oh.
Okay.
Great, this guy has a Galio as well.
What the fuck is this?
If I don't get an augment that just keeps me to Zed 2, this game is just a new level
of ache.
I am getting 2 5 cost though from here and I wouldn't be surprised if it favors like
the unlocks. Okay I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be mech though. I think if I
I don't play ASOL, I'm just saying.
I don't even get two apples.
Bow, bow, chain.
There's no GA.
Oh my fucking god.
I mean, Shoujin adapted plus one.
Show you an adaptive plus one on the dude.
And then I mean I have to make something on the screw.
I just, it just orangey an item.
It just orangey an item, GG.
It just orangey, oh that is bad for me.
I'm lowkey it's not that bad though.
Cause I can just uh, I can just go another belt item, like Saracen and Hatchie.
It's fine, it's fine.
I'm playing too much. Where's my other where's my method?
Okay, so how do I ever hit how do I ever hit what's it called?
Zed to I
Can't
My Zed is dead instantly 30 gold
What I just don't understand how you're ever supposed to hit Zed too
Where's the bed?
It's only the initial, so I don't know if it's good for this.
150 health, that's pretty good. Half GA, GD.
Okay, low T, the TK hatches a Zed. Let me just sell this. The TK hatches a Zed, and then I natural a Zed, and then I get GA, and then I'm back.
The clone's for sure though.
The Lord is my beast.
Lonely, it's fine.
I just have to start three turns.
I just get to play Urgot instead of dead.
If I'd have the nerve to do anything.
Wait, the other guy died so I rotate him too.
Nice.
What the fuck was that? Yes, I'm not sure, man.
I'm not sure. I don't know what the fuck- what am I even doing?
What like does it even look like I was trying to talk for there no man
is this not embarrassing no the game is I mean it's not real I feel like that
That ball four is not real.
That was a real ball four.
All right, let's do Cho'Gath Baird, BF Folk, Varus E, BF Folk.
Now we have a meter, probably we are both close to the F-Zone.
Possible curse crown, fairy trader, living forge.
It's a bearish and the other thing, one or three.
I think they're both like, whatever.
I'm pretty sure Fizzle's coming up though.
A lot of ways to win the game.
Beautiful.
Probably always get our forger though.
I kind of have to make 10 because it doesn't really count.
I only you only get one reporter, but one reporter is pretty good. It's a moment like one of your emblems don't
Don't like work with your other emblems
Okay, well, I'm definitely gonna go big on three as my primary both look yes, or it's probably like shogun shiver red and then a clover front line
Hopefully I can hit something that works with that, like conduit.
Is there even a conduit emblem?
I just realized there's no conduit emblem, I think.
Wait.
Is there?
No, there isn't, right?
No.
And there's no, like, fake weaver emblem either.
I don't know.
whatever
Like voyager would be really good
Like rogue is fine
Timebreaker is probably fine
Shevrin's probably fine
Bastion is probably fine
I'm pretty sure I can actually beat this guy, this guy, this guy, and this guy level 5,
yes.
He's right.
I did it, we're not saving yet.
I went, uh, second.
My, my Zed surprisingly popped off.
And that Shogun guard breaker, I didn't make it to the third item.
But I mean, that's still a second, that's pretty good.
Is this PvE or live? First message. I can't. I'm probably not going to get the reforger,
but low-key is fine. I don't know if I'll win. I'm pretty sure this is a guarantee.
Like, I wouldn't be next to 400 each. What a game.
Gain a random one star four cost champion wait
There there are so many of these that I just instantly win the game by the way
You I you
There's so many four costs what I just instantly win the game like ribbon instant when quirky rambus
Yeah, I didn't have anything.
Even Nami's fine.
GG.
Is there a replicator?
how close I need a space for seven
I don't want to set
Oh, it's up there, so...
Oh, great, I lost my streak, but now I'm screwed.
I guess I can just hold north, then.
If I can get one Fizz and an Econ Albin on 3, 2, I can resolve the 7-Star Printing.
And the GG.
I...
Well, then I might as well just lose this next round for this Reforged.
But now I'm just losing with those loops.
Is this another 8? No! It's actually not! Bro, when you take Flexible, is your game...
Like, your game is not going to look good early game, like, no matter what.
Your prismatic is one embalm!
You- You could just- That's the equivalent of a tier one!
Okay, I got a Reforger, that's pretty good.
Another poppy.
Scionic, is that good?
What's a Scionic?
Malware Matrix.
Cause I could just play a Red Mass Pike on my board.
And it's free Voyager.
It's got an ED unit.
I mean, it's good if I can play like Riven as well.
F.
What happened?
F.
What?
Wait, did my, wait, what?
Oh, okay.
Back.
It's back.
All right, well, look at my spot.
I think I might be going to Eek again.
I'm trying to skip the game because I think this is a play, uh...
Okay, well, if I win this one, I actually have to start winning on a screw.
I need Econ here.
I'm not trying to read about my what's it called.
I mean, uh, after a champion starts coming with more than 3,600 max health, I can't
I can't even get that until 10 years from now.
Okay.
I am so poor I need I need like flat gold and then I can play I need it like flat gold
and then I can just level for seven people and then I'm actually full back okay if there's
Fizz or Corky? On Carousel, the game's over.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Corky on Carousel, the game is just for sure over.
Even Fizz on Carousel, the game's over. Fizz or Corky.
Or like on, like, that's the pick, you know what I mean? Fizz or Corky, Fizz or Corky.
I don't get it.
Hello?
I don't even know why I'm like I'm full on larvin right now pretending like my spot
isn't good like is my spot actually fine
I don't know if I have the luxury of printing radar though.
If I can make it to 9, my cap is so fucking high.
Because I can have Vhagar to 3, and then I drop down to 5 people and I play like all good units.
That's a lot of things gold actually saved my game.
Alright, GG.
Alright, it's actually over.
I don't think printing works on neutral is what I've got to find.
I probably won't play Rune this game because we're doing anything.
I roll a hit and ram a suit and...
Timebreaker.
What does this fizz look like?
We're gone up here and I should still hatch a big one timebreaker 1880 psionic and then
have tier chain belt double shodan club chain fuck shodan shodan I need a I need a rot
Should I just sell the uh, what's it called?
Hello?
Should I just sell them or go on up?
What the fuck is this?
I mean this is a free- I didn't even roll cause I'm sitting here- no no no I'm out I'm
out I'm out I'm out.
Oh wait, actually it's fine, I just realized, why do I have to sac 4?
I don't really care about Corky.
Actually that's not even true.
I just don't do anything.
This is uh, psionic. If I want to play it eventually.
Do I care about ribbon 2?
No no no, okay, oh actually I need to win one round.
I actually need to win one round, so I should have just rolled, because I'm pretty sure I-
Listen, I win one round, and I actually win the game.
Just look at my bench, man.
I mean, that's some free rolls.
Only that matters is Rammus 2.
GG!
Alright, and then I still-
Okay!
Okay
Is it actually over?
Thank you
He had a five cost and a four cost that shares a trade that I have a bow with a belt
But I got a glove being too random once our
I lose a health and whatever the hell doesn't matter man
I'd rather just have the glove
I can easily just play like Shedding.
Like Drop.
Am I even playing 5 people?
Or 7?
Wait, hold on.
Like, Shen over this, and then I can also just drop Korgi.
Alright.
Genies!
This game's over.
No cat!
I was pretty excited about it for now, though.
I mean, 2-star Korgi has to be doing some damage.
and GG the game's over fuck you
and I just have friendings of one cost for
some
56 the level
And I'm probably just dropping what's it called.
I'm still two lives and then now I actually get items here, I was in the building.
Okay, I need a Vhagar item though, or I'm screwed.
GG, I don't think this is good enough.
Okay, anyone?
Attacks me to the whole board as well.
Alright, Shoujin?
GG
Red buff over here, double shoujin with the task speed, ramble vest
What's this? What the fuck is this? Oh, that's fucking useless
It doesn't want to drop rogue
Actually, it's not even that bad, like what the fuck wrong man
I'll just give this some, uh, all right.
How do I even play?
Okay, what is this, Timebreaker 300 HP?
Alright, this is my board.
Well, I don't get it. Is my board bad or something? I don't get it.
I mean, my board looks fucking insane. I mean, Victor 3. You can't have a Bramble Vest.
I mean, I just made Victor 3 with a Bramble Vest right now. No, no, I'm actually strong.
I'm actually strong actually strong
Okay, well, I don't really want to roll for just uh, I'm playing two time breaker
Well, I'm not really for just karma man. I didn't do anything
This is giving people to 1, 2, 3 plus something?
I really do agree with you, we'll find out that.
where's my blue rub, it's a liger that's equal
uh, board is, it's, it's straight up massive
see?
I don't really want to roll 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, I need a rest.
If I die, I die, it is what it is.
I just have to win one round and I win the game.
Oh, oh wait, oh wait, no, no, I won the game.
See?
Well, I prefer to win this one as well, because then I can be two lives, and I'm guaranteed to win the game.
Because I can also just draw this piece of shit and then a Reforged Time Weaver at 9.
Or Timebreaker.
Shepard.
Aw, great. Look at that.
Forge and Strength, second one.
Just look at this awesomeness, man.
This Forge and Strength at the mech is fucking broken.
It's broken.
It's fucking broken.
Ascension!
I have a bramble as my fucking main tank, man, fuck you.
Oh, brother.
I mean, it's like whatever, man.
Nah, I'm pretty sure I'm winning though.
Two free rolls.
Grast.
This one kinda sucks though.
I'll go with one even stronger than playing, I guess I would just go with this garbage.
Shepard?
I can't just drop this one pretty good it's actually pretty good
I
Did you
I
This guy's about to get fucking straight one shot you ass
It doesn't win.
Hello?
Anyone?
How do I not have Bartledo?
Wait, this wasn't even the right guy.
Oh, it's this guy that's strong.
Ah, shit.
Oh no it's no mech.
I
Like, anything that gives meck, like...
Does no one feel bad?
What is it? Varus Kale?
Even Kale into mech is also good.
And the thing is with mechs you just need items.
You need 3 of them Galio and 3 of them what to call.
It's just 2-0-B. Just having items.
Okay. Surprent. Surprent.
Back.
Surprent.
I guess it's just the top four.
Nevermind.
I don't have an Ezreal.
I'm pretty sure a Lulu reroll in this one is actually broken though.
Oh it's uh...
G
It's not even good. What are the fuck is the answer?
But I'm pretty sure in this, in Varus, you're just saving the account into a reroll.
And no one can deny you.
You just have a 3-star to 3 cost on 4-2.
You just load into 4-2 with Lulu 3.
Loaded the 4-2 with Victor 3, loaded the 4-2 with like everything.
And you just instantly win the game. Yes? Yes.
Arc arc.
Double shoot.
Arc arc, go side of the building 2.
Panama, commander, on like open.
Alright, I'm open, that's real, how?
Wait, is he like playing strongest?
Why is he level 4?
What the fuck?
How?
No, the thing is I actually, I guarantee you this guy was challenger left side.
Farland 1339, I know, I recognize his name man.
Farland 1339, let me see.
Ready?
I don't know what to do with it.
See?
I mean, the gate.
See?
Wait, what?
Oh, God.
I don't know, dude.
Uh, let's see.
What the fuck are you even playing?
Me?
What?
me
what?
all right yeah you're muted
for what
and your mutas won't fuck you in
oh god
I
Should not question its course and I'm gonna just reroll off of this one, but let me see
No, but what if it's Victor 3 though when you actually can't really that's explore Victor
3 star 3 item is a 3.4 suit is fooled up with
Oh, it's still it's still a 3.5 9 that's not even that bad
So the problem is you need more items though, it's just, yeah, you need more items, I don't
I don't even know how to have any items.
I can also play like Lulu.
So maybe I hold Malka then.
I mean you can't even sell the dude with no scouts.
Alright, I'll just flex between Lulu and Victor depending on what I see or what I get.
Oh, actually, you know what, never mind, because you get this item.
Oh, but isn't this item like assed?
Every 8 seconds of that one drop, which means 18% of the Holders did, like, is that even
good?
Is that even good on a lousy?
A lousy 3 item build.
Oh, it's actually negative delta.
Oh wait, it's actually her best, oh wait, it's actually playful for sure then, you
just need more.
It's fine for sure
I need this
this.
Pyke, MortaKaiser,
Alawi,
Rast, Victor,
Nami,
Meezy.
Pyke.
I don't want to win.
Okay, but I mean the stats that you actually need are close, like you actually need Reliance
then.
I mean I'm probably just gonna go ArcG with JG.
Hello.
JG.
How is this allowed?
Oh, poor guy.
How is this allowed?
Oh, for God's sakes.
I don't know, I've only won.
But it's just for sure.
But it's probably R, I mean, I could also use the Oval Frontline and call it a day.
I didn't ask them to do it.
If I...
Holy shit. Alright, nice.
Uh, 26.
Perfecto, wait.
One.
Two.
Bro, it's not even good, man.
Cause I don't even get Wrastin', I don't even care about Wrast 3. Is that even good?
I get 220 health and 20% AS?
Oh, it's not even good!
Alright, fuck you.
Items are always good.
Epoch.
Oh.
Warlord's honor or more items?
I probably don't need more items, Loki.
I need some combat.
Alright.
a lot we 16th level
this is what I won with last time
so that's pretty good
I probably won't send Val though
cause I could go void plus what's it called
I'm playing with no uplink, but I'm pretty sure it's fine, I'm pretty sure it's fine.
You only lose 0.1 of a placement, but if you, I just don't worry.
of
Yeah, yeah.
Chain
Hail bears
I'll be just broken for sure like what the fuck that happens that's a big one. It's just water to power more
I
Maybe at 40 as long as I catch on for one it's fine. I don't want to see me
I got broad cloak or I get a shirt and you go with the boat I can go
I just go voice up move it to not me eventually no not me G I
Don't get it. No Victor. No
40
Another roll.
Pike.
MF.
Conduit.
Brass.
I don't want to roll more than like 40. Victor 2. I have boosted my board. Ehh? 40? I mean I catch up on the controls anyway.
I hope I win this round, don't screw with me.
Listen, Nami.
How come it looks like I don't have a single two star on my board?
No, no, no, you can play this without uplink for sure.
This victory unit is fucking broken.
No.
Fuck.
What
So the only thing is I mean like I mean
It's for sure
I'm not to try to get okay
And I'm just gonna roll until 70 next turn probably upgrade my entire board and I'm still 43 HP. That's pretty good
I didn't see a single allowee
I think this guy is playing the board with Zed?
Ah?
I mean that's three victors, who cares?
Is three victors supposed to be a lot?
No?
Not really.
I'm pretty sure I have to roll until at least a lot we do for Rast.
I'll roll one more, fuck it.
I don't have a single two-star! I can't!
I guess I'm just tanking a fucking...
I mean, I just go Rast 3, victory 3, and then I just don't go Allawi 3, but I'm pretty
sure Allawi is actually good.
And you know what's not good?
Well, this guy has 5 Allawi's, the other guy has 2, but I mean, it's fine.
Alright, what's my H3, 43?
5 Rast, 1 Rolfoq, I don't really want to break, 43, because I'm pretty sure if I have Rast
3, Victor 3, and I can level 4 for Nami, I'm pretty sure I still win the game, low key.
I just need like, a fralananam and I need a backlananam.
He's re-rolling with- wait, this guy's playing Victor!
He has six victors!
What?!
I got contested with saving to kill him.
I have savings account.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
He has two Rast Four Victors.
I mean, I'm just gonna send it.
I don't know if that's what's too diverse.
Except this guy has four wrasse as well, so I can't even hit wrasse through you motherfucker!
Hello?
How?
Roll the 20, cheating
I mean, I'll probably not go over a three-star frontliner. It's fine. Get some oil for Victor. I don't get it
I'm just not gonna have a reason to put mine I guess.
They just missed. My brass just straight up missed.
He is bigger than three how? What? How?
I mean, it doesn't matter. I mean, I'm sure Niko you can't miss.
I can't even go rush 3.
Oh great, and here comes the rest.
Roll to 10.
How?!
Are these my rolls?!
How can these be my rolls?
when I have savings account how how
He rolls one half of my gold and hits
He even has golden missile on bench.
I... I... I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I can't even level for this.
but I need to I mean I can sell this equal to this and I can level in three turns
I don't even understand how this is even possible.
It's not even Victor's left because that guy has three.
Great.
How is this even possible?
This game is fucking trash.
Savings account?
I I get contested with savings account
How and he hits before me
How
I rolled after him, I rolled 20 to 30 gold on 3-5, and then I rolled another 50 gold
on 4-1.
And he just finds three victors out of his ass
On four five on four five like how
Like it like who like you do you genuinely think this I played well you load into a game
Let's say you have you know you can play you can play mech or you can play LeBlanc and you scout on 2-1
You scout on 2-1. You're like, oh this guy's savings count. He's playing towards mech. What are you gonna play towards?
What are you gonna play towards
You're going to play towards not the savings account, but he just hits anyway, it's just so unreal man. Oh
No, it doesn't matter that it's like, oh yeah, no one scouts in Platte. On average,
she's gonna get fucked over, man. Like, this is, it's just the textbook definition of a bad beat.
I have two victors going into, into Krugs. And I can end the game with six victors.
That is actually crazy.
That is legit crazy.
What?
I 3-5 rolled to 40. I have shi-ro-niko on bench as well.
How is this even possible? And that's not even to mention the fact that he can sit there,
See? Someone has seen his account and two victors going to Krug's? Yeah, damn, this is the place.
What?
Where's the man?
Oh, God.
There's a reason why saving the count is fucking broken because 9 times out of 10 if
you try to contest saving the count, you're just gonna go 8.
What is this shots finish this quickly it's all garbage
So here I can go foraging strength and play towards mech or I can go trait tree
and play the game so what you do is you scout and if someone has this has also
played towards mech so this guy's back guaranteed
trick trick to improve or we lost EWC oh you're right thank you I don't need to
improve buddy
And
I don't mind playing the
The space group early though
I'm done to just stop for another forger, but I'm pretty sure I just play around space group and call it a space group on on ribbon duty
Like
wait can't can you actually play some neuro role I'm pretty sure that line's
actually broken cybernomi
but I do you see what the thing is
Huntress. Is that good?
15%?
I don't know if I want to play some hero.
No Primordian, I'm kidding.
This guy's probably gonna open, so I'm just gonna open then.
Fuck you.
I'm not giving him a free five loss.
Oh, great.
This guy's space crew as well.
This guy's also-
just triple reports pocket I mean things I can actually play
They...
Oh, he opened that great, and this trash can player just opens after he realizes.
All right, what's the plan?
What's the plan?
All right.
I'm kind of down to just keep sniper in these, no matter what I can just play around uh...
Oh, okay I'm rerolling for sure then.
I mean surely this is a reroll then.
I have all three that work.
Right? Anyone?
But I can also just level for...
I could also just level.
I need a climb.
I'm playing in fucking this piss-lo, man. It's pissing me off.
I'm gonna start using this for now.
Oh, no matter why I'm building a Las Veslas.
I mean I'm gonna lose my tree but it's actually fine if I beat two people, I'll beat you too.
Alright, five space crew?
And what else?
I don't have to re-roll.
I mean, this is just unlucky, I mean, it's fine because like, surely I don't fight one
of them and then on four three I just never fight them ever again yes but I
can also just Hyrule just fight this guy this turn
and it's about me but it's fine now pretty sure my board can actually
I like jacks it's probably jacks orn
Samira Nami Zaya
How many stargazers is this?
How do I play Replicator?
Oh, it's usually Lulu with Stargazer, but...
Aw, shit.
I mean, it's fine. I can just level for the last one.
So this is Ford Stargazer, and then I can go fight Space Groom, I just play like a random
ass like...
I don't know how to play 5-6 for reals.
Also I was told that IE is bugged on Senira, is this true?
Like the stats are horrendous.
It's bogus?
This is forced space, I mean, and then...
If I make it to this board, the game is beyond over.
Okay, how's it lookin'?
I don't know if it's actually strong.
All right, I can also just level
I should probably hold the Gwen though
Because I'm pretty sure this board is like stable on a
Like how do I even lose the round without rerolling?
As long as I hit like even 2 plus
I'm gonna have to be sniper 24% amp less than 2% per hex.
Let's see.
Alright, that guy's open.
Cause the thing is, if I push, I can play everything.
That's exacting.
If I push, I can play 5-5.
Except I don't even know what Stargazer even does.
30% play less?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I actually have to push.
Okay, this guy's gonna hold the Lush here.
I think I won the game, fresh.
I'm gonna go pee. This game's fucking over, man.
Oh, fuck.
Oh?
I fuck!
No!
I can't, I can't get the- Please tell me I need to choose that one.
tell me at least give me that one then come on okay thank you what I get no I
wanted the belt man no no I can't hello
What did I even get 7 free rolls that's actually fine, but I kind of wanted the belt
So, uh, how many Serg- Alice in the game, Sergius in the game, War and Keele for 10% of the rest?
That's five.
My board is- is getting legit disgusting.
Hmm.
Nasus, 7 free rolls, it's just Nami over this, and then what else, Nami over this, wait,
Uh-oh! Nunu over a la-wee, and then I just play any Stargazer.
30% AS, 5 marks.
Oh, Zyra. Perfectly Zyra. Yeah.
And then if I find Blitzcrank duty...
If there wasn't someone else holding this entire line, I'm pretty sure if you can roll for
Samira 3 or 3 and then just level for the exact same 40 seconds in the game, but it's
It's like a guaranteed top 2 if I just push here.
This guy has a space group plus 1, so they're gonna be holding warrants.
This guy has also space group plus 1 with sniper plus 1.
So he's gonna be holding 3 similar to 3 orn, and that's he wants to re-roll, but I doubt it.
This has also space group plus 1.
But what the fuck is this shit, man?
Did he eat past eight hours bro? I don't deserve to eat man. I'm averaging a four point whatever the fuck
Whatever the fuck you know I mean
This is a set
I don't have a front line at it.
But I don't really want to kill the tear. I mean I guess I don't really care about the glove.
That's the way it is. Alright, so that's fine.
My last loss. This is about me. I'm putting level 8 all in.
I mean, living, forging, strength, and now he just has items here, items here, items here, and what do I have to call a baddie?
Alright, just look. Just look. Just look at my board.
Okay, well I need one fucking new nuke and then it's a GG.
I
Stargazer I just need a new new and GG
If I would get pissed if I had a new move.
Actually that's not even true because the thing is...
Oh, nice GD.
I just have an item to choose from this.
Also, I kinda need a Blitzcrank.
Five Space Groove?
And now my frontline is no longer shit.
I think the entire log is sharp like a log now, I don't want to go stargazers or frontlines
and then I can just go and tear out of my nominee.
I wonder how many of these I'm healing.
You heal what?
10% of them are self?
But these are not pretty good.
I mean, that's not even 10% of the real thing.
Okay, but if I...
Oh.
The Jax too.
Okay, and then now there's no way I don't hit anything great
Eat rolls
I don't want to use real world man, I can't.
I will hopefully I natural not me too because I don't I don't really want to roll I just want to love over dude
But my board is actually good and then if I can hit new new to my board is actually good because I not trying to put pink
I'm gonna fucking or
The orange suck
Twin Guards, it's only in the first row, like if I do this it's not, but you can do this.
Alright.
All right, well, hopefully I can natural Nami soon, because I kind of want to level for
we're good
Well, I'm not rolling
Oh, and I said three navies in the bull, I think.
Uh, bull cloak belt.
Another shogun?
No.
Okay, that's good enough.
enough
one two three
There's only okay, six
You know what you just have to be thankful sometimes I'm thankful that I found the bloodscrank
PogChamp. PogChamp.
Except not really, because where the fuck is the Nunu do? I don't even have Nunu!
How many Nunu's are gone? One, two, three?
There's only three gone! So where the fuck are the Nunu's?
My tank is a fucking oar!
I don't get it.
This guy's 3 items on Zoe 1, that has to be a defeat.
6 Nami's gone. Nami? 2.
Can you imagine this board where I fix the items where I have 3 tank items on Nunu, TG, Jin, Stargazer, Blitzcrank, and then I just start itemizing Blitzcrank?
Like, don't I actually win this game?
Yes?
Blitz 2? I don't even need Jin 2, I just need Nunu 2, Nami 2.
That two removers is enough because I can bounce.
Yeah, that's it.
And I get another one.
Oh, my God.
Forged in strength.
Oh, God.
Forged in strength into mech.
One, two, three.
What?
Alright, well if this guy somehow dies from 17, I am for sure rolling for Nami too.
but I'm not going to do this is like one month
my front-light is ass
okay this is for sure worse than the old radiant mission
and my front-light is dead i can't
what?
my
oh my god
Oh wait wait is this 3 news?
Wow
I mean I thought it was one for me actually
They're all liveable
You can't miss, you actually can't
They're all in the pool, you motherfucker.
I probably should have just rolled earlier, though, because the thing is going nice.
but I'm pretty sure I just high roll hitting the uh I'm pretty sure I just high roll hitting
the fucking nami
Hello? My front line is trash!
Oh great! I'm fighting him again!
Woohoo!
What the fuck is this?
It's not balanced.
It's just not balanced.
Forged in strength mech.
I could have taken that man.
No, no, two
Hey
This my front light isn't that shit anymore, and this is you can actually heal all the stargazer. That's pretty good
I
Don't have
All right
If I can win two rounds I can actually level.
Alright, board is actually good now.
With this new, new.
Alright, nice.
My front line is no longer a complete dog.
I'm pretty sure I lost this round.
Look at this, look at this Nami damage.
I'm pretty sure Nami's best emerald has to be sniper.
Hmmmmm, not fighting them again!
GG, everybody. GG. Woohoo! Living Forge Mech. Or Forge and Strength Mech. How does that look
balanced? How can you win? How can you win? How can you compete? How can you compete?
They just load in three item Aesol, three item Galio, three item Ergot, three item Yi,
and every single one of their items are negative 50 Delta. Oh my god.
What?
Like, like, what do you, like, I...
I'm too lazy, man.
I'm not even gonna bother with it.
Oh my God.
Silverbeard Dawn is probably negative more than one Delta.
There's like 10 other items that have negative like 0.7 delta.
Aesol probably only has like 3 or 4 items that are like negative 0.7 delta, but like it's like 0.7 delta is an instant win, man.
And the thing is you get 5 of them, or 4 of them.
I can't.
I can't
I don't know what I'm saying again.
Like if you have gargoyle sterak, silver mirror.
What the f**k?
Come on, Sam, to play.
No heart finds me.
Oh, this is probably the augment.
What was the first message?
Yassine Telly, thank you for the sub.
I appreciate you, thank you.
Thank you.
all rush mid save me hog chain mech hog jam living in bourgeoisie
Gigi Gigi Gigi everybody Gigi
I can't
Where's Briar? Where's Ezreal?
I mean this actually looks good if you're re-rolling, but I feel like if you're not re-rolling this
shit is fucking ass.
I mean, it's not funny to open it right now, but I think I'll probably find one soon, you know.
Wait, where is this fountain shit?
I don't think shit wears this.
Something.
Where is it?
No time to waste.
I mean, no briar, it's fine.
Uh, unless you can play- where- where is Stargazer?
I am lost.
I am just lost.
Oh, hold on.
Like, if you have Stargazer Lulu, or like, you play 5 Stargazer, and you play Stargazer
Nami.
Isn't that broken?
Isn't that broken
You get five mana regen and 25% ability deal like that actually sounds pretty good
I can also just double report both and then not not get baited into playing this stupid ass fucking stargazer
In a three cost and a two star
Recost and a two cost
See wait wait
I mean, I'm done for real. I'm pretty sure it's actually good.
Bless you. Oh, thanks. Thank you. So kind.
I mean, it doesn't really matter if I win, because I'm probably just in a... I'm reporting
anime anyway.
Okay, I mean I want to pocket Regalbomb like any two-star two cost and how do you know
I don't just Hyrule a Malkai or a Lulie?
He's right.
i just realized i'm not even getting a reforger because i won these rounds
i'll probably go on eventually
tf
uh... jacks
pantheon, milio
alulu
rest
What that's not am I stupid about guy
And then instead of rest I just play any any stargazer
Oh shit.
How do you tell me?
I don't even know if that's even better though.
I didn't get a reformer
It's I mean it's stronger for sure if you have millions of real that's
still cat
It's a little I'm gonna have to leave the game
You know, I need to hold the two start to cost
I didn't even give me a report, I didn't even show you anything that was pretty good.
16th level.
Hello?
Here?
I probably should've just rubbed it on.
No, listen, it looks like I'm 8th, but just wait, like why don't you just stack this stage,
Get a reforger, hash out this anima.
Did I just roll for Lulu 3?
Like can I even play Rassus game?
No?
It's actually broken.
Like I think the reason Fountain is bad is because 3 Fountain doesn't do anything.
But doesn't 5 Fountain actually like sound good?
You get an extra 4 mana regen, like that has to be good.
He's right!
Alright.
It's not my fountain, it's gonna be on a milio too, I think.
Another cloak?
That's pretty good, that should be good.
Okay, Malkai, that's pretty good.
I don't care about that, yeah.
Alright?
I need to save one rod for for backline and if I have bow I probably don't even mind going
Boits there instead of building a spark, but it's just always work
This is always work with my items
I can go spark or boil
All right, it's my last loss
But I can also go
No, this game is over every 30 minutes then I mean I might as well force out as well.
Stargator.
All right, what's my HP 25 that's three lines?
3 lives. That's a lock. Also, I can't even play 5 fountain until level 8. OH MY!
I got another reporter, that's pretty good.
You have brawler and guiding hex.
Okay, how's it looking?
finish this quickly.
Okay, how's it lookin'?
I have brawler plus one.
I'll grab it on some red buff.
Guiding hex on this piece of shit.
And then I don't really want to make chain cloak at our 4GF.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
okay how's it looking I would have won this round if I just slid my
robin odds I'd even know I had three angles no no it's fine it's fine
I need one more, and then I have...it's fine.
Also, I just realized that I don't even need spark because I have aatrox, so why the f**k
did I build spark?
Hey
I mean it's not like I want to report you though
Hello
I'm kind of cool with keeping Bruiser though, because I can just play Atrox later.
What is this? Every 3 seconds, 300 magic damage.
I mean, am I not actually strong as fuck? And then now, okay, honestly, it's fine, but I don't even have what's it called.
I mean I'm not actually strong as Falk.
Anyone?
And I'm still two lives?
He's right!
GD!
well I have to go what's it called though or on me
Like, it's not even good man, I can't.
Yeah, maybe I just played 4 Bruiser.
I just played 4 Bruiser instead.
Cause I have Spark and it's not like I have physical damage.
Like how much physical damage do I have?
Absolutely zero.
Like why don't I just level up for 4 Bruiser?
Is that allowed?
I'm pretty sure that's allowed.
Two-star Maokai, three-star Jax.
Two-star Pantheon.
Cool.
Holy shit. I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm actually strong.
Wait, I just realized?
I am an idiot. Jax is a Bastion.
And I'm pretty sure it's stronger to just, to just play.
I mean, I can also move items to Nunu, but I'm pretty sure Jax is just waiting here.
I mean, it's fine. You know what, that's Gargoyle. You know what, that's Bastion. He's right.
I mean, at least I fight him now.
I mean you can't lower all man that you legit can't lower all it's not even possible
I'm not pretty good that's pretty good
I couldn't go like bruiser on here.
Where is my fucking foregrip?
I you motherfuckers
10% amp 15 AP
All right, I think this is my point actually look good
Oh my
It is good, it is good
It's good, it's good, what is this?
I mean is it bastard if they don't actually stronger?
Then who?
Is there actually a lot of HP though I don't get it.
Look at the HP, is there actually a lot?
2.4, 3.2, 4.9?
There's a lot!
I just have to win 3 more rounds and I'm level 9.
So it has to be like two stars though, it can't just be like fucking trash.
Okay, I mean that's good enough for sure. Oh
Okay
I mean these units don't do fucking shit every one of these rocks
Okay, I mean it's not a backline problem though, it's for sure a frontline issue, or sorry it's
not a frontline issue, it's for sure a backline issue.
I need a, if I can level for, if I can level for Rass, I'm pretty sure I'm stronger than
the next two guys.
Or I can level up and get a better Stargazer.
No cat.
All right, please, please, I just need to, please.
One round, just one, please, please, please.
Hello?
This one brown is GG GG GG I mean I'm pretty sure I'm strong this guy just
Dodges got the entire stage!
Hello?
Oh, it's still on. No, it's dead.
And?
GD!
Aww...
Okay, if I can get like Morgana 2 and then Fateweaver or not favorite Stargazer or Morgana
I'm pretty sure it's actually a burst.
But I don't even mind just playing like Ras.
If I see a Ras.
What does Ras look like?
seen armor and our whole board.
Hello? You fucker! No, it's actually close. It's like, isn't this pretty close? This
guy's so strong, it's close! It actually is close. Like, this guy gets
railed, this guy gets fucked. It's actually... If you were to watch that fight,
Just watch the next fight. Watch him fight someone else. Just wait. Everyone just wait.
There's a shiny karma.
They have a shiny blitzcrank.
Oh wait, is this not even weak?
Oh wait, he did it.
That was way closer to my fight.
Alright whatever man.
It's just about me.
I don't get it.
Blink and play some MS. Fuck no.
Man, I cannot wait for Classic Mable to come out. I will be no liking that shit. I will
I'll be playing 20 hours a day.
Whoa.
Oh, no, I'm not gonna quit. I don't know what class I'm gonna make though, because I think
it's third job. Like, I wanna make a, uh, a bow master, but the third job, like the
The Ranger and the Crossfowlmen are fucking ass.
And the thing is, I'm going to be level 150 before 4th Chubby even comes out.
Good one.
I feel like regularly you're just sitting there grinding dailies, grinding weeklies,
and then after that you're just grinding like legion and you're grinding lates.
You don't even play on your main character.
So progress your main character you play on your shit characters.
Unless you want to just sit there and level for like 2 weeks for 1 level, that's fun.
I feel like after like a little like 270 it just gets too low.
Like 280. 275.
Talon flees so I can actually play Mountain for once.
Talon? I'll allow Jax as well. Talon? Jax. Talon? Jax.
How...
Oh, I'm not gonna be kidding. I'm actually about to roll for it.
Because I'm pretty sure this Mountain thing is actually good.
Okay, I'm not even kidding, I'm rolling for it, I don't give a fuck.
Because I can also... I can't.
I can't, I actually can't.
But then, it's late one turn.
Okay, it's fine. No, okay. Okay, the reason? Okay, listen, listen. The reason rolling for
it is actually fine. It's okay, okay. Hear me out, hear me out. Listen, hear me out,
hear me out. Hear me out, hear me out. Hey, listen. I have laking, listen. I have laking
scaling, right? So I've already, I'm already getting econ. And the thing is, when you
get these emblems, listen, listen, listen. When you get these emblems, who do you
Who put these emblems on?
Who do you put these emblems on?
It's the first five cost you see.
Like, it just, no, it just, wait, just wait.
It looks like, it looks like I just, my game is eight.
I mean, it's a bad beat that I didn't see a single
Tylenor Jackson, like, eight gold.
But I mean, it's still fine.
It is still gonna be fine.
It's still gonna be fine.
It's what I like to call a bad beat.
And I think it's a big econ.
I mean it's probably not worth actually opening and making 10 because I think my board is not even bad.
Just trust me, just trust me.
No, like, guys, it looks like, no.
Okay, hold on, hold on. Everyone talking shit right now.
If this game goes well, if this game is at top 4, can everyone just admit that you were fucking wrong
wrong and it looks like the spot is bad but if you want to just ignore the fact
that I just rolled eight gold the spot is still good but just ignore the fact
that I rolled eight gold and just look at my spot doesn't it actually look
good yes cuz it is good
Are you hungry? I made food. Oh, I'm down.
Look, I... I... I don't... I don't... I don't...
Look, I rolled eight golds.
I don't...
Now I'm broke.
Well not really, I'm still making 10 and I have late game scaling, like just wait buddy.
Oh wait it's basically every 5 player game you gain a star gauge or something, you could
play it on 4-2 but it's not that good.
You really want to like spike, like basically if you can survive until 5-1 you're fucking
back because like as and then if you make it the sixth one you win the game
like Gary because you just sort of slowly pitting up off of all the garbage
and just playing all the legendaries with the stargazer
I mean, I get an emblem and a reporter.
I mean, you can't even low roll, I think.
Get it on the list.
What the fuck are these? What are these headsets?
Alright. How do I uh...
How do I cash this out? Hold on. I need like any space bait weaver, bastion, and then I just need a space weaver. Alright, it's actually a nice one.
I could also just pivot off.
I'm not that poor. It's fine as well too. I mean this is space groove and what's it
called.
How can I even cash this out without throwing the game?
I don't get it.
Because I can't, I can't drop.
Oh, I get Stargazer plus one. Oh, okay, it's fine, it's fine. Okay, okay.
Okay, it's fine. I mean, I'll find something, I should, I'm just gonna be 20.
I thought your spot is good it is good
Because I get the emblem like I forgot that you I get an album extra
So I can play a three-star user for free so I just need like
one plus one or
I just need a trunks plus one or I just need
It doesn't matter. You'll catch it out for sure like Samira plus water also works
And now I just need a Bastion or a Roller.
Or if I take this I can just play Fateweaver or...
See?
I am broke. I am fucking broke.
This is a gold opener, by the way.
I can't even make 30 in a gold opener.
What the fuck?
I mean it looks like I'm 4-1 not really, so I have a time weaver and I have a...
Okay, and then now I catch up the emblem and GD
It's going to be another Stargazer, that's a good thing.
That would be great news.
Stargazer is dead.
Honestly this is actually the spot.
Barrawer.
I mean it's actually broken
I'm a forging Marauder, right?
I'm not sure if this is so much damage.
Hello?
Okay.
Hello?
Okay.
Perfect.
Okay.
All right, well, I'm just saying, this game is either going to be an uncontested giga-eighth
There's Zunu and Zaya.
You legit can't miss, except I missed here.
Except not really, because I can actually just keep Marauder.
And just play with Yi until I find the Orang.
And that way it gives that a little bit of a moment yet.
pretty good I'd say this Zed is either gonna be fucking broken or it's gonna be
un-consensitated. It is what it is.
Okay, I was not even about lost.
Okay, I mean surely I dropped like,
I mean, don't do anything if the units are complete dog shit, but 6% durability is like
Why do I just remove this card?
Do I have enough boobers to do this?
All right, all right, and
Is this just, is this my win content to just hit, to hit two stars Zed out of nowhere?
Yeah, fuck it!
I don't have a single two-star, not one.
I mean if I hit Zed too, don't I actually win out or no?
I don't have a single two star
I'm rabbit-on-zing.
Alright.
Anyone?
Can you get Zed from, uh...
Wait, the drake was a shit on...
I think it's dead.
Wait?
Okay, now I just have to survive until like...
If I survive two turns, I win the game!
Why is he looking at me?
How?
Oh, holy shit, I just went first.
I bet.
Gee.
You're so ass, Prestavid.
If you were to wager me on the odds that I top 4 next game, what were the odds that you
would give me?
If I'm so assed
If I'm so assed you'll take a you'll take a 50 50
In fact if I'm if I'm assed you'll take a 30 70
You have a 54.8% top 4 rate bro that doesn't that's not the point
the point is if you actually had to put money on it would you bet that i would bought for
56% of the time are 44% of the time you wouldn't that's it or 46% of the time bro
It's that is the freest the money print of all time if I'm in on it
How's it was good so I made like a
It's like a marinated like meatball
with rice, sweet potato, and some like peppers, green beans, and bell peppers, and onions.
Yay!
So, people saying flat lobbies, everyone in this game, never mind.
You know your place never mind
Bro I used to watch shanks and in
We were watching means they were watching shanks in the in the kitchen
And the guy just came it's from valorant
It's a plain, like, gambling online non-sponsored.
Eh?
What?
That guy needs some fucking hell, holy shit.
He is, oh, he is sponsored?
Oh, oh fuck, oh, okay.
But the thing is, with the amount of fun he sounds like he's having, I feel he
would do it without the sponsorship. That guy was having the time of his life just
Pumping is money away.
Oh, I get it.
Mounted.
Spreading brutes, spreading brutes.
What the fuck?
Is this saving his account with Mountain so he was reforged to get a free emblem?
So let's say he pivots off and just reforges with emblems with saving his account.
Voyager plus one.
and brawl puts one of those up and nova and stargazer
oh at least he has enough stargazer man and it says
what what
wait what
that doesn't matter when the first round is actually good
this is a big 20 this game sure
I've not eaten in like nine hours.
I forgot I was hungry
Bro, I know we clean you hate watch rage bait, but we generally love you man
Thanks
This is about to be the most capped fucking lobby, cause this guy has emblems that's like
I'm pretty sure this gives an 8.
Like how can you even compete?
I mean didn't, didn't, this guy already win the game and if this guy didn't win the game?
Didn't this guy already win the game?
You just farm a mountain emblem and you just reforge it and now you have savings
accounts.
So he's going to be up an emblem with a million gold.
How could I be?
I can't.
In knowing my luck,
the A-SOUL is going to be
the quest that gives you another emblem.
Oh, nice.
Who could have guessed?
Woohoo! Like what?
This game is fucking trash.
Oh god.
I don't understand how many of us are going to cash this out.
Bro, you look exhausted, everything good.
They challenge their Primordian road plus.
So all I need is...
Oh, Velvet!
And I can catch it now.
Oh, nice!
I thought he was a Traverse Union.
And then playing with some dogs.
But, uh, that's pretty good for me.
2 of your 8s were because of Zed so you're positive at ADV, that's what I'm saying.
I mean I'm in front of it, like no Zed unit, I'm done playing that piece of shit, the
guy is so fucking useless.
I just don't understand.
Is there anything else I can play?
Nope, I'm pretty sure I need to bellveth or it's screwed.
I might as well suck, because I...
Yeah, full streaking.
Did I say I have a 4-shoot emblem? No.
Well, maybe I just played it.
Yeah, that's great.
Fuck.
So this guy's gonna hold the lousies for sure.
I think this guy is going to hold the lousy as well.
I don't even want to re-vote it.
I mean I'm pretty sure I'm re-rolling with prismatic pick it and if I don't hit a lobby
three Diana three with prismatic ticket that's just that's what I like to call a bad beat
I don't even have to re-roll Diana, right?
it actually doesn't matter i can really anything
If that's not...
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Holy shit!
Alright, I mean that was almost pretty bad.
And now I'm back!
No one plus one.
I mean that's actually like pretty good because I can just play Atroc and not
care
Look if I'm playing
but if I'm re-rolling like a laui aurora 57
There's no way I'm playing 5-5, whatever the fuck.
80 CD Jigs
What does Nova go off if I don't have a single Nova unit no, right?
Yeah, I doubt it
Okay, well, I don't really want our forges I can just play
Because you just get the true damage stacking like that's pretty good
Like what are the odds I get something better than Nova, because I can just level for Gimbrick.
Yeah, I'm real in G3 for sure.
All right
Like I just don't play Diana for a little bit
300 all 20%
I just have to kill some units and it already catches out at 500.
So if I have the sac 3 more to get, 600. Which is probably not happening, but that means something to me.
I don't even think I'm supposed to go for Diana 3.
I am fucking lost also I probably want to start I want to kill some units here okay kindred
I mean, surely I carry Kindred too.
Also, what even is this on, uh, what's his name?
Like, Last Whisperer?
Is it a Caster? Probably.
HUH?!
Eh?
I mean it doesn't really matter. Wait Loki I can actually get the 600. I lose this one.
Uh, try to effect on three units.
Well first you're taking that.
Okay, I need a- Alright, I mean, this is my last loss, I don't think I would have
What is this? No way even do
Alice game deal 10% stacking what's it called?
Like if I lose this by one unit like fuck it
I just all I have to do is lose my like or no no no not lose if I lose this
round all I have to do is win the next round I get 600 yes it said I don't think
I'm going to win because my board looks like a fucking piece of shit
okay can I just catch up 500 my board looks fucking terrible
I just missed another Diana.
I just need a Vora!
I didn't even roll for Aurora and now I'm screwed man!
Hello?
So the Diana doesn't even do anything, I just...
I have a Golden Niko.
I mean I won the game for sure, this game's over.
I'm not gonna go Diana 3 but I'm in this game though, I won the game for sure.
No cap
What I had 600 no man the game would have been over
He's just carried the fuck out of my game
I mean it's so cheap I might have told Diana the one that I missed but it's a
character if I if I can't level here that's just like I can't level I can't
I'm one off I'm one bulldozed I can't I'm a lot of infrastructure
I'm pretty sure I should be trying to move Last Whisperer.
Does someone else I just go like cracking for some shit and then G
This I don't owe people to the I'm pretty sure it's an instant win. No
cat
And I mean honestly, it's like it's too ready. I'm down to just uh
I'm down to just uh get a three item Diana going.
Perfected Diana, that's pretty good.
This is an uncontested first.
Who do I lose to?
Please tell me.
How do I just get like 50 gold? What the fuck?
Wait, what?
I mean, I know TV
Harvick
for like a long time
oh wait is that armoured it is gold? why do I just like do new?
Oh, hahaha, okay.
One, two, three, Nunu.
This guy's too Nunu. I won't even hit it.
Okay, I need to just wait until this motherfucker dies and then I can roll for the block 2 and end the new dude.
And then I might level for Rast.
I just win the game.
These guys barred two, get in three, I mean I'm pretty sure I'm just way stronger.
This Kindred damage is actually unreal.
Holy fuck.
I thought Nunu was a fake tank, what happened?
I said Nunu and Rammus are the only two real tanks, and not only that!
What? What's better? A Nunu or a fucking Leona? What do you think, you fucking idiot?
Like, bro, come on, man!
Alright, I see that. I mean, I'm just gonna roll through the shed.
Okay. I don't really want to roll anymore, because I kinda want to level for rest.
Why don't I just, like, what's going to get out of this level of rest?
So I can survive, like, three turns out of the game.
I mean, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Eight traits with rest.
G. G.
I don't know what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure if he's going to die or not.
Wait, this guy had Beatrice Ria, pretty sure I'm going to die.
Oh, if Rasmus is up, oh fuck you're right.
It doesn't really matter though, who cares.
I'd rather fuck that up than get way more stats.
Cracking.
What does Nami look like?
Are these Nami's?
Hello! He's too off!
all
holy shit
where is this fucking mom I came
I probably shouldn't have spawned this unit though.
I mean, okay, honestly, I'm pretty sure I should just be out of I think this.
I don't know why I'm even trying to put on the speed bar, I wish.
We're probably not deciding on that, I don't think we're going to go on this.
Okay, he's one life.
I raised one life.
No.
Oh, not me. That's good for me. Fuck you.
I'm not even kidding, I'm pretty sure I can beat E3.
I don't know about being 93, but I'm pretty sure E3 actually is in the one drop.
Okay.
Let him hit then.
Nah.
Me?
Oh.
Alright, you can't even hit that one.
Okay, but what are you here to eat it?
Hello?
Oh nice, are you dead?
Oh nice, and then you can't hit Nami because I have Nami.
US!
I don't think even those that there's only 10 zombies in the pool. Wait, is it Golden Deku? No.
I don't get it. It's just another first.
Like if you're to exclude all of the bullshit, is it actually a top 2 every game?
Zed 8th.
I mean this game was just like it's actually about the same as the count I can't hit
anything GG Zed basically eight don't even know what the fuck I'm playing I'm
playing ergot primary six that's pretty good
pantheon millio eight Zoe reroll basically eight talent Kerry basically
eight Timo Kerry basically eight Jin eight I'm in the block six like I have
You might have one legitimate bot 4.
Anyone?
You might be the best TFT player of all time.
Thank you.
I would say I'm not a sub.
Holy shit, this is 82 cent tax.
$5.99 is the sub and the tax is 82 cents.
Is that the Florida state tax?
Like wouldn't I be able to just VPN to the middle of fucking nowhere?
And in my gift sums I saved 12% for my stupid.
Florida state tax is zero.
So why am I paying 12% then?
Oh is it because Twitch is like Cali-based or something?
I don't know. Whatever.
Why are we out? Wait, how is this over enough?
Federal government, it still says not income tax.
How good?
Eleanor, wedding? Just hit Emerald 1, okay?
She's also sweating her ass off.
Okay.
She's sweating her ass off, heart stuck.
Oh wait, Emerald won?
Wait, I think I'm plot.
I'm plot 2.
Alright, nevermind.
I'm never going to rest.
Yogurt in the fridge?
Okay.
Wait, these meatballs are really good.
I didn't even know you bought these.
Well, you bought the meatballs.
Oh, he missed the...
Oh, oh, hey!
Hey, hey!
What are you doing?
Oh, okay.
Maybe I don't work.
Wait, I don't understand how this game's not over.
I guess my vertical Dark Star would like Dark Star Riven.
How is this game not over?
It's a legit guarantee.2. If I don't talk to this game, it means that I'm just bad.
How can I click one button and just talk to you with the click of one button I'm
just guaranteed top two
gain an additional 40% of taxi, what is this?
it's only replicator?
It's straight up guaranteed top 2.
Okay, maybe it's not guaranteed top 2, but it's like guaranteed top 2.
So the difference top 3 would be legitimately 100-0.
I didn't top 2, it was probably like a 70-30.
I need one of, uh,
Am I going to upgrade one of these?
I actually have some damage and it's probably just going to roll on 4 or whatever.
I actually don't even mind the Remigun.
There's like some instant wins.
Well, I've showed you, right?
Now this game's over.
This, uh, this list too is just one of the game.
It's, it's guaranteed top two.
This spot is ass!
Okay, hold on.
Slash?
What is it even called?
cold I don't know how to make a bet but what I get
what is bro
I don't know how to make a gamble.
What even is the command?
Slash prediction?
Oh, oh my god.
Alright, I'll give you one minute.
Oh, come on.
Is it?
A running soul?
What is?
I mean it's sort of useless.
Alright, who am I playing?
Alright, let me just figure out the board.
I don't think we can swap.
No matter what it takes for them.
How can I lose?
I mean, I was guaranteed. I mean, it's not even good.
I don't get it.
How did I lose?
I will remember your name and shout it to the heavens.
Oh
What
Um, alright, well, I don't know, I think this is about four-whatever.
I'm going straight to 9.
What else am I playing?
Probably Blitzcrank.
Maybe I'm going to play Bard.
Star gene.
Is it getting 25% of TensorFlow?
That should be pretty decent.
I have one open slot, but it's probably like, let's run, because I don't really care about
I can also just drop six stars, I appreciate six stars since I should develop so much
Thank you very much.
I also wouldn't mind like voyager for some damage to the blast.
Oh, isn't it actually a bad beat that I did it?
in that one round and I'll screw it.
This design conflict must end.
Oh, Dad Cloud, can you try a Zed game please?
I have!
My scores are 8, 8, 7, 8.
It's just... The shit is just ass!
It's just certified ass!
Aw man, but now this, uh, this buffs this instead.
I can't.
I'm kind of down to roll for 1 Kaiza and then I just don't roll for the rest of the game.
I level, roll for 1 Kaisa, I level to 8, roll for 1 Kaisa and then I just make 50 for the rest of the game.
And then I just go straight to 10, and then do the 8.
And then Kaisa 2 plus 1 Riven.
Oh.
Riven.
2...
Rammus.
Hello Michael Zane.
Here's your Barber, Jeffrey Dingles star.
It's amazing to see...
You with the new Paracut I did, I don't know why you chose a Burmiss.
How how is that a Victor one?
25% attack speed, and here I am pretty excited.
Yes.
25%.
And it's pretty sniper.
Riven Ezreal.
Rod Chain B.S.O.R.
Charmog, Sunfire, Crownguard, Darkstar plus 1.
I don't even know what this means.
And the strongest stars are Unigo suit gaining 85% effectiveness from Darkstar.
What does that mean?
It's just an extra 85% of 45%, that's it.
Like, is that supposed to be good, I don't know,
wait, what?
Oh, and then it executes faster as well.
Oh, why would you not play six?
It's a free fucking 10K held on your board.
And you're playing like in one dead unit,
which is the list, that's it.
If one unit can be the equivalent of 10k health on your board, like, I would, what?
And you get that.
Yeah.
Alright, I'm down to a level, and then roll until one...
Wait, Loki?
Wait, Loki? I could actually just go for like, Kaisa 3.
That's not even working.
Another roll until- oh, not rolling.
Not the rune.
That was another roll until, uh, Kaisa 2.
Alright.
And then now I'm just gonna go straight to 10.
Uuughhhhhh...
Oh, god.
I bet my house man! I bet my life savings on a box six! Help! I don't fucking care!
everybody
It was shit or he goes up and I can just go kaisa 3
I maybe I can take kaisa 3 on 8 or 9 no
Honestly, maybe I'll just level up and start rolling to the graves, and then that way I
can just start scaling the graves.
and I just go shogun darsaur grave and I just don't play rubber
Because if that's the case, then I can just drop Kaisa.
Ok, Loki the Thresh, Boon might actually be better than this Rock of Boon here. Yes?
Yeah, I'm 93 HP man.
Bro, I could have just went Kaisa 3 man.
Mmmmm Cho-Gath, Pantheon.
For my Asher, Miss Kaisa3, I can't.
Sight effects, what the fuck does that do?
Ramis 2?
Bro fuck you.
I'll use my two free rolls.
GG.
Okay, I'm dead to Sororoha 9 because I can actually go Kaiser 3, yes?
I just Sororoha 9, allowed?
And then I'll just go 10 whenever.
What the fuck is this?
I just natural Kaiser 3 this game.
Jintu is greater than Kaisa 3, that is just not true.
I- I don't even think Gen 2 is better than Kaisa 2.5.
That unit is fucking trash!
Uuughhh...
Uh, one off.
One more on GD.
I probably won't play barred
Actually, I'm pretty sure I don't even have the roll because it can't Tom Kenseth just feed me Kaisa
Probably
Two free rolls
Timebreaker, timebreaker of JIT 1580.
All right, what would hurt?
I'm tired.
Surely this farms it immediately.
Hello?
What are you?
Each round roll a die, get a bonus based on that roll.
OK.
I don't know the two reviewers, so I'm not quite as good as we are yet.
Aesol 2, Fiora 2, Mech 2, and I'm not even bitching, because I haven't won the game.
I'm just going to call it fake loss.
Alright, hello.
Tomcatch please!
What? It gave me...
I just drop, drop, gin, morgana, wait how am I gonna hit gallio if all the gallios are gone?
I can't.
I gotta play.
Why does it look like I didn't kill a single unit?
I don't really want to lose any more rounds though because I win this game by just having HP left fresh
Kaisa, I have a CHO death on my board. I don't think you are you know
I probably should be crown guarding a warm-up thing of what's it called though.
I think we have more of an overhand beyond.
The only game that has to be on the 3 is good, but before it was like this was.
What I get 130 health
There's no way I don't hit these actually and then I'm probably gonna go like G.S.
Kaisa is trash!
Mike, I had a chogath on my board!
What are you at?
Oh, three free rolls.
my boots have no item, i can't
i need to uh... i mean if i make it to 6.5 i put in the game for sure
I'm gonna have GS plus 3 in here.
I mean actually, is it a disaster to reduce the 90% of GS here?
Probably.
Heh?
Woo!
Hello?
I need Galio too!
Or I'm screwed!
Why are we playing Tidebreaker at level 10?
It's 25 as 44. It's good. It's good. What are you?
Well, stop giving me fucking rolls, man. I'm a person. I can't
I'm gonna find Galio man. There's no way you have to hit
I
What are you
Oh, dear.
A bolt.
Oh.
Hello?
Anyone?
Older dragon on bench. Okay. Well, I better kill him now or also he cashed out and echoing back Lee
And he cashed out from Linus. No, I mean, no
Oh, it doesn't matter you ass
GG, everybody.
Good game, everybody.
Spreading Roots.
GG.
Oh my God.
I don't get it.
How is this in the game?
I'm not sure.
Refund?
In fact, I'm going to cash this out.
How is this 6139 odds?
How?
It's like the Thunder building their full roster against the Wizards tanking.
And somehow the odds are 6139.
Bro what?
The true odds are like 98-2.
I mean I'll be on the wizards at 2% and just pray that like the entire Thunder Roster just
gets food poisoning or some shit, but I'm not going to be on the wizards at 39% what?
I went to cash this out and 39% of the people thought that game could be bought to, or could
be not taught to.
How?
Hornets will win it all.
They are getting eliminated in the first round.
Bro.
Alright, it's just rage bait, man, like this shit has, like, is this rage bait?
I
It actually pisses me off that he wasn't suspended for like for even like more than one game
What the fuck was that like how are you allowed to get it like like the fact that you're allowed to do that and then not get
Like any punishment other I think he got fine 60k I
I
If you were I would be mind blown if you if you were to ask any player in the NBA whether he whether they think
that the 60k fine was fair they're all gonna say no oh it's 35k like he he's
straight up could have ended another basketball players career if they're
getting fine 35k that's it they get paid 35k in a minute like he doesn't give a
fuck like I don't even know how they're like it's actually disrespectful
that that delete things that's that's even a punishment like you're probably not
like it's just no it was 60 it was like 25k for cursing or whatever like it's
in it out like I mean you put it in perspective it was basically he cursed
in the in the postgame interview and got fined
It got fighting 25k, but he straight up grabbed Bam's foot on his way down and straight up
ended his season.
Well, I mean it ended his season because he lost the game, but like, I mean it could
have been like, I mean it doesn't matter, like that's not the point, the point?
Never mind, never mind.
I can't.
I'm actually going to sell the contract killer for stat lines to print I'm actually going
to take this as my board is too strong.
Is there a rogue?
I could leave right now and guaranteed...top.
I would say this would guarantee like top 3.
Maybe like top.
I mean, okay, like if you were, if I were to put my...
At like 90 to 10 odds, I'm pretty sure this is like a top.
And then if it were like 70-30 odds, I would say this is the top 3.
But like, how do you know I don't just like miss, like, the entire lobbyist just decides
to play, uh...
The entire lobby just decides to play LeBlanc, and then I roll down and I just don't see anything.
Like that's actually the only way I bought 4.
My over is way too strong.
I
Really or apartment graces even after
You don't get it until 43
will be the exact same old it's about reading my will that was surprisingly
close you should have the radio or well
Like, I mean, would you look at that?
I just load up and I just play meta every game.
No more Zed, no more Teemo, no more Talon, no more Nami, no more Korky, no more Riven,
no more Master Yi.
No more Ziya.
And it's just the top four every game.
It's crazy.
I mean, lots of them are stronger right now, but...
If I tend streak, I can actually just roll for one level longer and just try to go 9 for a vexed.
How can this spot... well, I don't understand how you can walk more.
The only way you bought 4 is if I just start playing for fun.
Basically, if the spot's too good, I usually start trolling.
And the way you troll this spot is that you just don't roll a single time on level 8 and just go straight to 9 and just die.
All you have to do here is just roll a little bit on level 8.
And you're guaranteed health 4.
Because when you roll a little bit on level 8, you might be close to Nunu 2, you might
be close to Blanc 2, and then you just roll until you're up on your entire board.
And then if you can make it to Vex, you make it to Vex.
But let's say you don't make it to Vex, who cares?
It's the top 2.
That's pretty good.
I'm thankful for the countless hours you entertained me throughout the years, sir.
No problem.
But where's the sub?
FB underscore strength STR
Okay, I'm just going fast nine then.
I mean I guess I could go like shojin?
Alright, I'm going fast nine, I mean let me see if I fight some shitter.
Oh shit, Austin.
Bro, the guy just sat there and glazed me and then did it and did it himself.
You actually had the gift though.
I appreciate the gift though.
Slammin?
Advance?
I mean, Slammin is actually pretty good.
I mean, I'll be going straight to nine.
I just skip all the stage four, and I just play like four Vanguard plus...
There's never a four Dark Star.
Mordekaiser?
Mordekaiser lists Jhin Karma.
I've not seen you go first going fast nine one time. I I just went first
Proof I just went in fact I went fast 10
Well, I don't know why I don't get it so we'll play slam it I'm not going fast in here really
I mean my board is probably going to be List, Abort of Kaiser, Karma, Meeple, Jinn.
So now I've lost
I mean, it's whether I actually want to play...
like fountain though your shit doesn't do any of it.
Uh, Blitzcrank?
What if I go Ziya?
And I just don't, wait what does Stargazer do, let me see.
Maybe it's actually fine.
allies didn't gain one mana regen,
Stargazer didn't power it,
allies didn't gain more in heal.
What do you mean to gain more how much you gain more how much more
Okay, wait how much more
Oh one more or five
I mean that's not good. It doesn't do anything.
I mean it's just about more than. I mean I kind of want $4.00 because I have Gintsu, Gintsu, IE, so I kind of need...
But I mean it's not like this is actually good but Shepard's not even bad.
Oh, he's not even 4 Vanguard.
Wait, what?
Oh, I'm missing a Laowee.
This part looks awful!
This part just looks fucking awful!
Okay, I mean sure that I can find the...
No but if I don't have Graves early, I can't even play Graves.
like four Vanguard for sure
I don't have enough movers for this shit.
I'm just using all my removers like they're nothing?
Yeah, fuck it!
Bro, no, I do not have enough removers for this.
But whatever, man, who cares?
I have two more removers.
And I saved the belt for even drought.
I used all my removes I lost anyway.
I can't.
So that's a bramble vest.
I can't.
That's a bramble vest.
Why?
Uh, Swordsmith?
Okay, I'm playing Xiah for sure.
Okay, never mind.
Okay, never mind. I'm playing Morgana for sure.
Is there... I can also play like... I don't have to play Vanguard in front of me, because I can play...
I can play Rammus plus, uh, plus Meep...
Plus...
Rammus...
And bored
How do I get shepherd
He's five nommies hello
I'm pretty sure this is the bop for
I'm I just like to war I'm level 9 with 50 gold that's pretty good right
Okay
I'm level nine was with 50 gold next turn
Rammus paired by need I need me see
Shepherd
That plus that plus so no
Like, Liss?
I... let's say I had Jin too.
Do I even beat this guy?
No, I don't!
I think...
I think this is a a guaranteed bubble war
I'm about to fall. Do I have a Bastion?
I'm not even kidding I can play Ramus, Ramus Kaisa duo low-key and they just keep meepsy or fizz
I probably swap.
Oh, it's Orpharmy.
Oh, God.
I believe I am A.
I just realized it's uh...
I just realized...
It's Kale and I took Iyeps.
And then now it's about to give me some radiant shit right here.
And I don't even have gold
You just look at my board I just play a random fewer on my board
I don't have...
Okay, honestly?
I have...
Dara... I don't have enough money for this shit.
G.A. Gensu...
Guard...
I.E.
P.E.T.
Q.S.S.
I just don't have enough money!
I'm out of gold!
And this is my board!
My radiant?
Two more ramps. Wait, that's two.
I have an extra BT.
Alright.
Ginsu.
GA.
Guard.
Red.
QSS.
IE.
BT.
IE.
QSS IE BT oh
That's my radiant item
Oh wait, that's not even- I'm not even playing Meepsy.
Just look at my board.
Hello?
How do I play Poppy?
I don't get it, I don't get it, just look at my board, look at my board.
My board is actually good if my items are better, but my items are so fucking bad, because
Because I basically only rolled for Jhin and then I didn't hit Jhin.
No, no, my board is actually good.
But I don't have, like, no, my board is actually good.
It's actually good if my items weren't this.
I have a 3-item Allawi, a 3-item Sona that doesn't even exist in the worst Ranyan.
Like it's actually good, like, all I have to do is just roll on A-Tel, like I just,
I just roll an 8 for Nunu 2, a Blank 2, and it's already a top 4, man.
Hello?
This fast 9 AD line is not real, because what happens when you don't hit Gen 2?
It's just a fucking 8!
Oh, god...
Grades, you- Grades is good when you hit it on your 4-2 roll down and you can go 9 for
Grades 2 on stage 6.
What the fuck do you mean Grades?
By the time the Grades is even a real unit I'm already dead!
I don't get it.
Kinsu, Guardbreaker, Radiant GA.
Those are my vex items, bro.
One more bot for a fucking demoted.
If that was your demotion game, you would have rolled an 8, you're not wrong.
Bro it's actually a fake game, like, bro if that were a real game, why didn't I just
like not make some items and then just play towards the block, I don't get it.
It was the easiest block game of my life.
Oh, I'm going to grab it.
What is this load screen?
Hello?
How is this guy in the same lobby as the fucking goat bark milk?
How is this guy in the same lobby as the fucking goat barked out?
Probe.
Favorite unit this set?
Like in terms of like how cool the unit is or like in terms of like how broken the unit
is.
Cause I mean I can say, I can say Vex is cool, but that's cause she's fucking broken.
she weren't broken she probably wouldn't be cool
I kind of wish Morgana had the kid the kidnap passive and it would probably I
think that we're gonna that like kidnapped the units was cool fuck but
that was like me
I
Graves is pretty cool. I mean, I think what's going to actually pretty cool
I'm just playing a cally plus what's it called?
I'll call you though that they have come in my grass okay don't mind me you
believe itself what I get more rounder
I mean, I'm probably not gonna re-roll unless I hit...
I'm pretty sure this emblem is trashed.
Brower emblem.
Fix your fuckin' mic volume, please?
Aaaaaaahhhh...
I'll save her then!
I'm gonna lose.
Okay, because I don't know what I'm playing.
I mean, it's probably just a colleague about that, right?
I'm not stupid.
I mean I don't even think it's like guaranteed to fight streak because I don't have a single
belt that night.
Like if I fight this I'm losing for sure.
If I fight this I'm probably losing as well.
I'm not going to fight that.
I'm on the job!
Okay, I need to win one round so then I can go back to the auto amount of EXP.
I'm pretty sure the people I beat anyway.
And the people I lose to, I lose to anyway.
I'm sure that fight sub-opener, there's like 16 openers in my lobby.
actually if i lose a lot more i can actually get
Oh my nice. Wait, this guy's spreading roots as well. What do you get? Anima Shepherd? He just needs another report.
It's not such a really good, two bell veth, Akali, Shederniko, Akali 3, and then I just
push.
and GG. That's a board.
I'm sure I'm going to lose every round now.
A rod tier.
I don't even think I can re-roll.
What the fuck are these items?
I mean I have to do it.
Okay nevermind I'm not re-rolling, fuck that.
I mean I need like Pandora's items or something man.
Someone needs to save me.
My items are trash!
What the fuck?
Pandora's item something?
I mean she has to be safe here, cognitive overload.
Oh, okay.
I'm just using my removers like they're nothing.
I can't
I don't really need a G.A. if I have a...
I'm gonna get a Force Outland.
BF Cloak? Tear Cloak?
Tear Cloak player on BF Sword?
I'm not trying to go BT with what's it called.
I don't know who this really is.
I'm probably playing 6th marauder.
And if that's the case, why the fuck would I ever go?
Velvet too.
16th level.
I have one free roll, I might as well just roll one.
I didn't mean good.
I'd rather just win.
Tier Cold Player on BS award.
Cause I need to also dual carry this stupid ass master Yi.
I need an Urgot or a E.
I'm playing 6 fucking Marauder man.
It's fine.
I'm not building no painting man.
Just wait.
I'm not trying to build IE either.
It is not yet time.
I'm not trying to build IE either.
It is not yet time to die.
I think it's actually fine, because I can just go Storak, and then once Storak, we're...
Oh!
Hey!
Whee!
Shed!
A shed!
Shed!
A shed?
I mean, show them I'm playing shed on something. Over something.
Roll fuck roll, man.
I have to put it on after the round starts, should I do a double strike?
No because I probably want to, I kind of want to, I'm kind of scared.
Jay?
Victor 2?
I can't.
I'm pretty sure I'm not playing 6-0, but I don't have to do anything.
It's 52 to level.
If I get Yi Fiora, I can just play Six Marauder.
It's not even bad.
I can just play Ergot, and I don't have to play Maokai, and I just play Yi over this,
and then I just play Fiora.
Let's say I don't find Fiora, can I still play Six Marauder?
How do you even pronounce it?
Is this Maruda?
Marauder?
I mean, it's probably BT QSS, play around the house.
Oh, wait.
Oh I can go Guardbreaker, QSS, how many Rovers do I have?
I mean I have a, what's it called?
I'm playing a Callie for sure.
I'm not trying to QSS these pieces of shit.
How many Rovers do I have too?
Oh you're insured, I have uh, I have atrox Alright it's my last loss, I'm gonna send it.
If I don't load in with g3 or g2 or like everything upgraded I'm gonna be, I'm gonna
start bitching.
He has a Voyager of Dark Star, great man.
All right five Marauder at his level refuer is my board. I mean I can just drop all that
I mean, all of us do is not even that.
got one job. I'm just sitting here with Shed and one- I was just loving reviewer, this
This is my board. Yes. I leveled over a Fiora. This board just wins the game.
I just need TK2, Shen 2, and 1 Fiora. And I wouldn't mind the Graves 2.
And I just win the game.
Everyone's just about to get run over.
Wow, if I get everything I win!
Ah, look her bleed! I don't want it!
I'm going to have to call fake loss, man.
I'm cutting the official DV and double 12 of those things on.
But I mean, the other one is also probable, but I need to finish the dv.
Was there a Graves in my shop?
Did I just see a Graves?
Wait, how do I get the one where I start TPing all over the place?
Where you dash on takedown?
Which one is that one?
I'll melt the room
Okay, thank you
This is not a prank right
I just got run over by the block one. I can't.
Oh wait, untake down, dash to the next target, and attack. Okay.
The problem with my front line is this piece of shit.
I think he has more than enough to ask me to fuck that.
Alright, GDs.
I won the game.
I just need one fewer and the game's over.
No, this one's actually broken.
No, this crazy one is actually broken.
What the fuck?
I just double-punked my accident!
No!
Fuck it, I'll just pump up more than fucking.
Okay, I don't even know why I did that, because I mean, I just thought about it.
I don't even know what I'm breathing for.
I'm just gonna take this.
I don't want to fucking roll anymore, man.
I mean one Fiora and Gigi, oh also you know you can play Double Graves, don't get it.
They said one of them doesn't have a rotter and this one still gets the stuff.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing.
I've seen Masta already!
I still Platinum!
I can't.
Okay, surely I don't go this stupid ass?
Wait, if you dash, like, isn't this one broken because you're just guaranteed to fucking just one-shot their ass?
Probably, man. I'll be taking that one.
I mean, I could go GS over guard, it's probably better right GS over guard.
I mean this is what I call a bad beat, like bro just look at this shit man, they are fucking
Here we go!
Fiora, please!
Fiora?
of boy staff
Oh, it last was was actually insanely good because it can proc before the thing procs I
Mean that's pretty good, but it really should be GS over here. I'm actually thinking
instead of guard.
One Fiora and Gigi.
And that's your 20 AD for the whole board, that's your 3% on me, oh that's pretty good.
Oh wait actually, is it more 12?
Which one?
Like do I actually need Chokovitch's dashing?
I guess I just need one thing down first.
QSS or GS?
What's it called?
I'm the dash.
I just need a one shot in PB.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck, it's just a one shot.
I can't!
I want to move a lot closer to the overgoth though.
I can also do a challenger for more attack speed, how much is it, 10%?
It's actually a bunch of-
Oh, fuck.
What the fuck?
Broke.
All right, which one should I go shielding
Does that do anything?
I get a 50% mass health shield, is that good?
Two, I mean, is it already, they're not gonna survive two attacks, man, they're dead anyway.
Honestly, if I were order, no, but if I do it's not a rod, if I do this, I already
have more shielding anyway.
Like the more damage I do, the more I heal, and the more I overheal.
His Rast died in one auto.
I don't get it
oh yeah it just gives a 10% AS that's pretty good and it shields my dude that's
pretty good 800 shield 10% AS
what
what what happened
What is this, Juno?
Alright, I'm just gonna ditch the fucking hex.
What?
Wait.
Oh my!
This fucking mech shit!
I can't!
What the fuck is this, man?
I can't!
Wait, Setsuko is a master? I don't believe it.
Holy shit!
Oh wait, no he's not!
fucking liar bro fuck you man it's not even possible I was about to say you
was legit have to go one one one one one one one one 30 games in a row bro fuck
you
oh
I just wanted to motivate you man bro if he were actually masters I would
just give up the fact that someone can be masters while I'm still in flat like
that's actually crazy
how is everyone entering diamond and he's still flat yeah who is everyone I
think there's like two people even close to fucking diving your pizza shit
for
what
I don't feel that way, I don't feel that way.
Oh
Yeah, no, don't worry guys. This is definitely a flat emerald lobby
It's not like every single one of these players are 1.5 K LP plus by the way
Like just the season reset yesterday just wait
I'm sorry.
Come out and play.
Mortals must succeed.
The beans have been.
Wait, is this a- Wait, I can actually play Talon- I can actually play Talon Jackson rule.
Shit's actually good.
I just need to be a tier, be a chain.
Something.
This is like actually the only one you place that on no
After your team gains deal 6500 gain two more. I mean is that actually good in my spot perhaps it is
I don't really want to build Chojin though.
No, but this one, this Stargazer, like Ziya never wants to play more than 3 Stargazer,
and then this one, you need frontline, and it gives frontline, and you need attack speed,
and it gives attack speed.
Like, it's actually good.
I can't, like, even if you think Ziya is the worst unit in the game, this opener
for Ziya is actually nasty.
Xayah also spikes on 3M, Jhin, 3M, and Xayah, and then like this allows me to have 3M, Jhin, 3M, and Xayah. Yes? Anyone?
Alright, nevermind.
Oh, should I get to play the Xayah game? It's like I'm not even inting.
Uh, I just need physical damage.
How do I get...
There's Gwen.
And then he said, no, no, no, but Ashley though.
Like, isn't the setup for Zyra actually good?
Yep.
It is.
Shoujin is minus 0.2 on Talon 3 at K3 Soju GM.
I need a bastion.
I mean if I can find like a Bastion I'm pretty sure this is a Guarantee top 2.
I mean it's probably already a Guarantee top 2 honestly.
The opener is fucking illegal and it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter how little econ
you have when you play Zyah, he is who the fuck holds Zyah.
Oh actually you need to do that though.
Actually that's not even true, I'm pretty sure Jax 2 is the same thing as they need
to.
I mean I really don't want to love because I already have a metronome and I'm not the
one that I need.
There's a lot of things that are just instantly in the game here.
Good for something. Patience is a virtue. Patience is a virtue. A F K. Patience is a virtue. Sub-imagine role of quick start.
Nami.
Baskyon.
It was a Talon 3 game. It was Talon 3.
and I'll meet I'm not really in
all right
Just look at this spot.
Hello?
Okay, actually it's like not good because everyone is open, I'm not even farming HP.
Oh my god.
AVP from here, it just depends on my items.
I might just low roll and just see only defensive items that I'm fought.
I just need like, two offensive components, and I'm not lost.
Yeah, and they're not giving me any sacrifices,
because they have two units on their board, man.
Ribbon.
It's hit!
It's talking over.
Hey, 20.
Oh, that's pretty good.
I have all the roads that do physical damage as well.
So that's really good.
I just need a Bastion.
Great, another guy that has no weak unit.
I could have win streak this stage with level four
with the Talon 2, Jax 1.
Ah.
my god 19 12k
i mean i'm actually broke
i'm so
All right, GG, GG.
Oh wait, I mean, yeah, GG.
I mean, RedBull is good enough.
Like, that's already pretty good.
Ego 28 Todd said, no one ever.
N-T-E, thank you for the prod.
All right.
I win this one round and the game is over, yes?
He didn't say thank you, so you still ego'd his low key.
Thank you.
Alright, I win this round, right?
If I win the round, I'm at 5 plus 4, 9 plus 3, 12, and I don't hold this because what
am I trying to do when I want to hold?
Alright, wait, how do I make it so the ribbon is AD?
What the fuck is this shit?
Cosmic restart. I can't. Every fifth attack deals bonus true damage equal to a hundred and fifty percent.
Okay, I'm pretty sure this is actually good.
Oh wait.
Every fifth attack deals bonus equal to fifty percent.
I think this is too good. I'm thinking this one.
I'm not playing Cycles.
You know what I could do is I could, uh...
Alright, nice.
That's what I'm gonna do.
Ahhhh!
Oh, great!
Yaaay!
Oh...
7? Winstry getting...
And I'm not gonna catch her until stage 5.
What the fuck? What the fuck? What was that?
Uh, Nunu?
Zaya?
I can play like Brass, Samira, Jax, I can play Mordekaiser while I wait, I can play
How is this not a guaranteed top 4 I can't?
How many unit players are there?
This guy's open.
I'm kind of down to two down juts, even taking 12.
Get in here, two to two.
And 30 to level.
I shoulda just leveled for four Rogue, what is it?
And extra 15 to 80 on all these units?
Ah!
It doesn't matter, I don't actually lose any gold.
It's actually does a lot of magic damage, so it's good.
I should probably be like 4 or 2 and just wait, but then if I wait, I'm not gonna see a single new new.
Is that okay? No.
This is also open.
Oh nice, I'm not fighting an opener. That's pretty good.
I
See one
That is cool
I need an undefinite soon, since I talk to shit, I can't fucking wait.
40k, I need another 25k damage, 24k damage.
I could play Ornn instead of Rammus if I'm not playing Sumira, but if I'm Jhin then
I just play Rammus.
I also probably need a hold of Bordecai, Zyah, Jhin, what else am I missing?
Red buff, Kraken, DV, and I can go Staraq frontline as well.
Oh, honestly, should I just play Pantheon?
Do I beat?
I'm not beating this guy.
I'm not beating anyone anyway, whatever.
Let me just get two rolls, fuck it.
Oh, actually, this is the only I can beat, the other two I lose for sure, but I mean, I think there's got to be one of those, so I'm just gonna... two.
I mean, then I might as well just stack one then.
Perfect interval, and then I actually have a lot of money to roll.
I just need one new new.
Surely I can find one new new, I let them roll, and then I just get Zaya.
I guarantee you'll hit Zaya two on four three, it's not even possible to miss.
I could just go for like Zaya 3 as a wincon.
Okay, nevermind.
I would have taken it if it was a trash.
I just don't have a further down.
How about a go-sack one?
Who the fuck do I beat?
Galio 2, A-Soul 2!
It is as re-rolling, but whatever.
Portion, that's trying to see things to level.
What the fuck is Baron's literally the only Bramble, no?
After anything like your team game's 5% bonus AD and AP per second for the rest of the combat.
It's good as full.
I think that's pretty close, alright, I mean it's probably worth this turn, so now I'm
Okay, I mean I would say this board looks pretty good, it's not a random what's it called on
my board but I mean I'm not really familiar.
Galio 2?
I mean I probably should have just kept timing on my board for 2-3 rolls, but I'm fighting
there's 2, Galio 2, A-Soul 2's in my pool man.
Oh good, 25
I need I need to roll into like similar to though probably
How do I not see Zaya to here
Oh, jeez, jeez-ee!
Kraken, D.V.
D.V.
Red buff? I don't even know why I remove it then. Don't, don't.
Then he's coming back, he's going to steal it.
It's fine. I have three removers. It's fine.
I mean it's like two official for me to roll. I don't get it.
Like you're telling me you can't find a Zaya too? Like that's a fucking capipines.
I felt Nudu too before Zaya 2, I can't.
How? How? I mean it doesn't matter, I'll find Zaya 2 next time man.
I mean if I had Zaya 2, do I have to shoot on these guys?
yes yes it would be a straight they're fucked
I don't want to go DB if I have a Baron's Lair.
Alright, and then I can level for Blitzcrank, just drop Darkstar, shen over this, Blitzcrank
over this, and then I just play like Warlock on a 2.
I'm pretty sure I win the game.
Let's do... Fuck Dark Star?
Let's do Shentoo... Oh wait, let's do Shentoo Level Morvanatou Gigi.
Thank you. Yes. Yes. Gigi.
Ahhhh.
I'm just 9 on 6-1.
Oh great, he cashed out an ice blast armor, gain a 20%?
Oh my, this shit has to be broken.
Wait?
Yes!
I wasn't joking when I said nothing stands in my way.
I mean Zyra's actually good!
But it's maybe my setup is just illegal.
I need a weapon. I need a leaf of precedent to die. As soon as precedent dies, oh, GG,
What the fuck
I can't.
What?
QSS or am I going to get something better?
Because I could go QSS instead of red buff and then red buff this for better spread.
How much attack speed does red buff? 45, 3 am?
I mean, amp is a trash.
I'm getting something better, like, right?
Like, there's no fucking way.
Nope, don't care.
I'm going to go QSS.
I'll get something better like right like there's no fucking way. I don't know don't care. I
Can go guard breaker and I can go GS
that
he just left
The material that started the game with 1HP both top forward.
It's probably the number one turn. 36 right now.
I'm gonna do the SAC one.
I SAC one and I just double-incend in GD.
We can get like Morgana two in.
Morgana Shen or...
I can't.
Oh, great. This guy has gen 2 fucking trash game.
I can't.
I can't
I was actually a lot of visual damage
I will hopefully decide dies so that I can roll for jade next turn
Okay, I mean I think this I didn't do something stronger than them though, so that's actually
fine.
He said now I don't think I'm hitting Jhin too for it.
Oh, that's pretty good.
It's probably not strong, it's one-star fucking trash.
I've ever played this I have one jake
I can't.
I use motherfuckin' please!
I can't.
Hello?
Okay.
Stop.
Alright.
I'm not ever playing this. No.
I'm just gonna keep notified there.
I don't know what to call it.
As soon as this goes bad, I'm just gonna play someone else.
I mean, if I hit, if I hit two star, I can actually win, I think.
Oh wait, I didn't move the sword, oh fuck.
Oh, I won anyway, without a single two star.
I see.
Our Ziya's actually good, man.
like this game was also a guaranteed top top two by the way if I just roll for
for the long I mean he's right he's right
aren't you kind of good yes thank you
You
Oh, my God.
Is there any non-wage rate?
Is there anyone here just like not trying to reach me or what's the law?
What is this little screen?
I'm tired
Yes, that's kind of fun. Well, I want to play some more desire
But I'm pretty sure Zaya is legit only good in the altar.
Yes?
It has everything you need.
It gives you frontline and it gives you attack speed.
It's straight up everything.
Oh, board is good.
I offer many paths to train you-
Oh, really? Okay. I'm not down.
Worship me.
Oh, Serpent?
I mean, it is Serpent.
of
You're wrong. I can't fucking see, man. I was too slushed.
I just sold my allowing fucking
Alright, I'm just gonna open for a reforger and then if I find anima, maybe I can catch up with two weapons or something.
I'll catch up with a weapon.
Oh, god.
I really want to hold this a lot though, but not a lot of edge roll.
It's like really bad if someone rolls the uh, the streaking like two gold one.
That guy uses would be a free.
Honestly, I don't even know why that's in the game.
Great question. I don't know.
Serpent TF-iest.
Four TFs, Jax-est.
if you call a plumber how long does it take for the plumber to come to your
house but they don't know like can you can you get a plumber like same day
Yes. Like how long? Oh, two hours?
But what if you live in the middle of fucking nowhere, like the suburbs. Like the middle of fucking nowhere, suburbs Florida.
like a two-hour seller you can get you can emergency call it a few hours and
he's there
emergency plumber
what why the fuck would you ever be bad
Well, no, I'm the one asking I was no really like like standard like you need it now oh
oh like your house is flooding oh oh oh I mean my house is not flooding but my
toilet is clogged
bro I was at hacks I can see how many people chose this I'm not trying to
What is this 50 gold man? Or 50 health?
I don't give a fuck man!
How many people took it?
Hopefully not a lot.
1, 2, 3, 4...
OOH!
Oh my...
What the fuck?
What I don't want I mean I don't I want the boat.
Also this guy's full open, he's sold everything, and this guy's also open!
Oh my god.
You can't even toggle it.
It's based on this streak.
You toggle it, you just lose a free like...
I don't know what
I mean I could sell this and try to play a weaker board than these guys
But I kind of want to keep the allowing some pretty sure I'm just playing with long gear
And I'm gonna reforge my emblem next turn so...
Oh!
Wait, I just hyrule.
I'm just gonna reforge the emblem next turn and then just play around whatever I get.
I'm feeling like a Voyager plus one or some shit.
fucking broken if I get the HP one I might just cash out
otherwise I'm never gonna catch a shit out
but maybe I just dodge both of them
two openers. I mean I think it's HP 1 but I'm not catching up, I don't know what
fuck. But they're just gonna open. They're both just gonna open.
Ah whatever.
I
Had about both your rod
Hello? Is he stronger than me? I actually have- I think I actually have traits. My board is not even bad.
I don't think I'm weaker. This board looks way better than mine. Or way weaker than mine.
Hello? I could have just played it! GG. So how many? GG. Team building vampiric vitality
12% your team gains 10%
Thumb a five, I can't
Team building, no
Stand united, rolling for days
I'm pretty sure I'm just playing vertical
No gap, really
What is this, Challenger Plus?
I don't need this shit.
I might as well hold on to this.
Alright, I have Bow, Tear, Rod, Bow.
Oh, that's pretty good. I'll catch up to her eventually
I'm I could go like Titans gunblade and play
I'm pretty sure I should be itemizing Corky though, or I'll make him.
These items...
I mean, you can't go wrong with the S-word, honestly.
I'm pretty sure I should just put leftover showroom in the mill.
Like, Crown Guard, and then you can't go wrong with BF.
I just get one Glove.
Is it always Crown Guard?
No.
I don't really want to go Titans, but that's a fucking need.
If I don't get Last of Us, I'll be...
Like, Last of Us sort of puts BF item, and then, like,
brought his hand into a chain is just fine.
Don't worry, it looks like...
No, no, no, don't worry.
I don't get it.
Alright, one more and I get the cash out.
And then I have enough that you come to just pour one all in.
Another chain, a glove.
You cannot buy champions for two rounds.
I don't got no Ramis no ribbon no corking I got nothing but noob long noob nice one
man I mean I'm just saying I don't think I'm losing a single fucking round
Make sure I hold Poppy. I mean, I guess I should hold Vigor because maybe I play...
Biz, Rammus, like Quirky. I can play Milio to help me get to 9 and then just cap around level 9 and everything.
Like what else can I hold? I don't know. But my items are gonna be fucking insane in the turn.
What the fuck?
What is this?
Every 5 seconds summons a tentacle that slams down, dealing 225 and healing the whole
over 12% max health.
This is a drain buyer ability.
Is that an additional?
I mean, I'll probably just end with a lally on my board.
Nothing wrong with that.
Cause I can just play shepherd.
Maybe I'll hold like a liss or something.
I mean, that's where I'm not losing a super round.
No kidding.
I don't even know why I'm still playing animal on the board.
I think there's something about it
This guy is playing it as well.
And I'm about to just level and roll and steal every single one of his units.
24 to level, 10 free rolls to watch this shit.
G.
U.S.
Everybody
It's time to talk it over
Hi, no chin pocket this
I mean, I'm not making that right there's no way
I have a question
Why do I have a total of
Zero corkies zero ramus
Okay, a Ravis.
A Corky.
I'm sure that I tried to print something.
I can't.
Belt chain.
I have lost!
I don't even have a single damage item though.
Oh wait, I have an ammo on my bench.
I am lost.
6 Meepie?
I'm definitely not playing 6 Meepie.
I might actually play Jhin.
I mean, I'm Morgana, parents.
I might as well hold this.
I'm not playing this.
Surely I've found quirky people for a single Jhin 2.
Attention, that should be pretty good.
Okay, for even 2,
I can't even roll any more.
Okay.
This is my board?
I mean, I'm pretty sure my board is actually pretty stable though, or no.
I mean, I'm fighting Nunu 2, I'm fighting Nunu 2, the block 2.
Like, how is this a real loss?
I can tell you it's not.
Like, how can you tell me this is a real loss, it's not Nunu 2, what's it called?
And the fight was actually closed.
Two rolls for three, one, two.
I mean, I can't even roll it.
What the fuck am I rolling for?
If I roll again, great, I get Corky too.
What the fuck is that supposed to do for me?
I, how do I not hit, I have one Rammus, one Corky.
Oh, God.
I mean, Rammus two doesn't even do anything.
I have this tentacle slam!
Oh, son of...
I think I am losing to a T-Mote to the Garen.
I just got 5-0'd by T-Mote 2!
HUH?
What?
I
Don't get it
I had two free rolls one
I mean I'm not rolling I don't care I mean if I'm dead I'm dead it is what it is
because I'll be dead anyway like it doesn't even matter but you might as well just like
You go 8 to half the time here, who cares?
It is what it is!
Who is killing this mech?
I'd like to see. GG, everybody.
I'm not even that bad.
How's it looking?
All right, all right, we're gonna to GG.
I have no gold.
I mean, I had to take it, so I have no gold.
I have one free roll.
How do I play Blitzcrank?
I have to play five people because my carries are this and this.
It's not even stronger.
I have no mana item.
That's nobody's going to cast for a bar that's allowed to actually take you.
What?
Oh my god.
Renia's a gargoyle.
Come on.
He should have went first again with the fuck.
I suppose they're actually nasty.
I mean, it is what it is.
This, this mech shit is pissing me the fuck off.
It's like the thing is, okay, the thing is with mech is like the stats are not gonna
see mech is broken, but when you play mech from certain conditions, that shit, I don't
Get it!
You can't kill anything!
Cryogenic? Mech?
Can't kill that shit.
Expedition, Radiant, Gargoyle, Mech?
Not killing that shit.
Forged in strength?
You might be able to kill the Galio, but by the time you kill the Galio, your entire board is nine out.
I- I don't- I do not understand.
I...
do not...
understand.
I don't understand.
It's fucking broken. I don't get it.
Oh, bother...
No heart finds me.
Expedition.
The righteous path begins with me.
I'm pretty sure we re-roll in this one is actually good.
I will remember your name and shout it to the heavens.
No, that's real.
like panty on three milio three
3
Malkai 3
Thank you
Is it's noble plus one still good?
No
Yes
Like, Loki 2 tanky on Samira 3, fuck.
I can also go- Eh, yeah, fuck it.
Is there an Ezreal?
Okay, what is it? Orn? I mean it's medallion, so all I need is Orn 3, Samira 3. All right,
Ornn Ornn Ornn Ornn Ornn Samira Samira a new new
Ajax Azhaya
Azhaya?
Is this my Gord?
Gord, Gord.
There's no Ezreal again.
What even is the base?
I was told that IG was bugged on Samira, fucking liars.
I need this orange though, man.
Hello?
I'm definitely not locking.
Oh, it's there. I can get it. Oh, I can get it.
Sure, he goes as well.
QD. QD.
Oh, holy shit. I think it was actually a burst.
Wait...
Wait?
I'm sorry.
Wait?
I don't understand how this is not a bad game.
This could have just been troublesome you're a double lord.
Maybe they're all 3 if I just buy 7.
Was that free?
I look out into my winnings because I can get a.. I can make a.. what's it called?
30.
If I can't make 30 it's fine.
Who do you think they get a role?
Okay.
And I get my force trick.
All right, Ornn Ornn Samira Samira.
Wait, like, isn't this cup actually broken though?
The fact that the baseline, I didn't put anything here, except for one of my Samiris having 3 items, and the baseline is a 3.82.
Like this shit actually has to be broken though, I don't think you understand.
Like this baseline is ridiculous. It's straight up ridiculous, 3.82.
And then like let's say I put 3 star Ornn 3 item, and then 3 star Samiris 3 item, like this would be the base.
I mean, this is not the basic obviously. This means you can't pull like but I'm saying like the baseline like this is just the baseline
This is actually crazy
He's right
Okay, it just looks like it's like Shogun last whisperer.
Or like last whisperer, like if you need last whisperer, it's an 8.
Probably being kind of soft-thinking enough, a bone, I think the answer is pretty good
as well.
Last whisperer.
I'm not supposed to stop. I call these.
Orbs! I don't want to start winning.
Not really.
Aw, am I always clicking Econ here?
this fuck looks fucking illegal like straight-up illegal
why is this here oh it's just uh it's just her passive let's do this was good
base damage and then her passive just trust
I'm pretty sure they provoked each other. When an enemy is knocked out they shoot something... yeah.
They use nothing else to play, like, they just make squirrels and stuff.
I mean, is that still good or no?
I mean, it's not those.
And that's why spending is no.
And...
But how does it even work?
Like it's just one of them gonna get fucked over?
I mean it's fine.
Like whatever.
Or is it unique only or how does it work?
I don't know, it's definitely not unique only because these are both getting it.
You might not get on the gear sphere, who cares?
I mean you get on everything else.
I mean it's probably just always a...
Alright.
Once Amira.
I'm pretty sure I'm going first this game.
Don't get it.
Is not as you love and you go in it or not because I could go
Probably not just before the two of them
5 free rolls, 3 free rolls, what the fuck I mean I don't really want to roll more, 3
What if the stats say it was the best?
If I have children max, what's the spot?
BD
1.73, 2.26
And that's probably due to what load is
Gs
I mean, that's actually like a...
Wow, why do you make sure I win this round?
So I can get the thingy.
How am I just being a little dead?
Genie! Lost roll.
Look, I don't want to be for 30 though.
I think I might have just gotten weaker.
I lost my, my, my two tanky oar.
Or two tanky jacks.
I think I'm just gonna be stuck automatically xp
Oh nice bro also I'm pretty sure this guy's going Orton 3 hello
I guess I'm just going to be stuck with two...
Or I'm smooth. Okay, that's good enough. Yes
And I should just go to you so I can go another front line at him
And I fuck that I
I was going to go only redemption
I guess, oh honestly, don't I just not play Ornn because, oh, I just don't play Ornn.
Because then I don't have to worry about this fucking trifecta grieving.
Okay.
Well that's actually a lot of HP, second win.
I'm sure there are 2 Samurai in this amount of gold.
GD okay, I'm just for zero
Let's crank I
Am one off I can
I'm the level for it, and I'm probably just playing double news in this game. I can
I don't know what the fuck is going on, but that shit looks broken.
What the fuck was that?
Bro, like, how did I not find one Samira?
I don't get it!
Okay, GG. I mean, I'm not going to 1-3.
GG.
I only have one medallion value, though.
18% damage, that's pretty good. And it's passing on.
Alright.
and I just love over blood strength I'm pretty sure of in the game
The belt, the radiant item is not even better than two full items.
So now I just have...
No, no, no, rage rate, rage rate.
Shit's a rage rate.
But now I'm just stuck with...
I don't have to take the front line
How do you get the fourth new new I mean I'll find it eventually it's fine
Like if I can get another new new to knock the units up
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What the fuck are these?
Is there any like possible set of items?
I'm not trying to build ginsu. That shit doesn't do anything.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I mean they're there for sure is, because you could just be like
like Crown Guard front line and then like Lasstas the Guardbreaker.
Or like GS Guardbreaker.
Holy shit.
What the fuck?
I don't get it.
If I get leveled for another Nunu, it's a natural burst.
I'm tired.
How long have I been playing?
with 13 hours? Hello? May I sleep soon? I'm tired.
I'm kind of down to like giga greed in my anvil though. Yeah?
Because there's actually like, I'm gonna greed until I get three good items. It's actually too valuable.
like I just all over the position holiday here
all right
this is uh no don't care about here Roger nope don't care no no no no
Brabidons?
TG Dup-
Brabidons?
Nope.
Okay, I mean, I mean, then I'm taking this, like, fuck you, man.
Double D claw.
I need to level find another new new.
What's getting soon? I'm at 200 to 200 is good enough
No, no way anyone else physical damage AP AP AP
I mean it's basically AP
AP AP
I mean who the fuck is playing mastery?
No one
But I'm pretty sure if the second severe just had like triple mana
Wait, isn't it actually just like I get a third item don't you just move shoujin here
and they just get this one triple damage or no I don't get so why are the stats
like so fucking insane for oh wait actually
no I mean it says children still good oh wait on the three-star no it says
still good okay nevermind no no fuck that
I just tail booned a radiant garboyle
I can't.
It's 36 to level next turn.
I can't.
How many doodoo's are gone?
The Strip of Zero, okay?
Okay?
I am losing to one star every time.
Oh my god.
Another Shogun.
And I'm not trying to blue strike back though, it's not bad.
One roll, fuck it.
Eh, yeah, new move.
I can't.
I mean, it's usually you're supposed to have ordinary, but I can't.
This guy's frontline isn't allowed.
Surely, man.
a radiant guard will allow
alright
alright one new new gg
I mean, I can buy this roll once and still see the new new, watch this.
I could go Gensu Guard and just keep showing it on here.
Is that better?
Probably not.
I could also go Gingsu Guard, Last Whisperer
and then show them Dvd plus 1
and then show them over here
Yes! Yes! Fuck you!
Where is Nu Nu?
I don't got it.
Yeah, one more fucking, yeah, yeah.
Okay, that's not even good, I need Nu Nu.
It's so much HP though.
How much HP is it?
A lot.
Nu Nu?
Oh
It got stunned so the passive doesn't go off?
Are we serious?
It doesn't matter, my dude is actually tanky now.
You mid!
Alright, one more Nunu tune, it's actually first.
Wait, this guy has...
Yo!
He's trying to pivot the Nunu, I think.
Nashor Tooth?
Morillo.
Shit! My better than you Zed already!
Eh?
Bro, please, please, please.
Move, move, move!
Oh my god.
and
I'm too scared to not use here like I feel like it's on
I was gonna move one the uh what the Sunfire over but I feel like the each
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna do one more, I'm gonna do one more, guys, congratulations.
Holy shit, holy shit!
But I'd die never with it!
It's at first with just some Europe.
I don't get it.
I play it without double trouble and I am 8 and now I'm 6.
Well, yeah, probably, man. I'm pretty sure DT makes this comp like Ashley good. It's so much HP
The board is way more stable on 7 as well
How come 4 of the last 5 of your first are re-roll comps? What about 4v4 buddy? I mean I will be playing mech. I
Can play LeBlanc
Low key I can play Master E, and then I can play TF to a 6th, hey see look, Zoe reroll
I mean that's pretty good.
Master E6, I mean this board is just pathetic.
Hello? What time is it? 9pm? I'm tired.
I need to go get something to drink.
All right, and then I'm locked in.
Be right back.
tomorrow's the last of my words I'm drinking a Dr. Pepper
I've got this space time on lock strawberries and cream golden Niko with Victor oh you know
what that means I believe I will be open
Why do the zero sugars get all the crazy flavors? Yeah, I don't know push it 30 by the way milk
If you okay if I go to the gym every single day until the end of the year will you give me $200,000
Are you in
Hello
sounds fair what does he get though and then if you go to the gym every single
day for the rest of the year I'll give you a hundred thousand and then that way
it's like you lose a hundred thousand but then we can both go to the gym
they're basically paying a hundred thousand dollars for motivation that's
pretty good you fuck that's okay I'm not even kidding that's a good deal
This is your solution.
Hard commit, is that good? Now I need to gain a 1 star champion of that trait with cost equal to the stage max 5 and 4 gold.
Yeah, I get a free roll as well.
Oh, that's pretty good, honestly.
I just need gold.
GG.
Space growth.
Uh, bowbell.
Mmmmm.
It is hard to be good or I just need gold.
Is it actually pretty good or not?
I just need gold.
I got a golden eco drop and now I'm just gonna I'm just gonna 4-1 all in and I'm
just too sorry everything GZ 4-1 I'm gonna load in ribbon to nomi to and then
I guarantee a blitz ring on 5-1 and then GD.
First, this game's unbought horrible.
Assuming I find a ribbon on...
Assuming I find...
I mean, I'm not guaranteed.
Like, if I just secure and make 10 last turn, make 20 next turn,
on 4-1,
you can't tell me I'm not guaranteed.
Nami 2 ribbon 2.
It's not guaranteed, but like, you're in a good...
like you're like you're favored to hit okay maybe not for one but no honestly you probably are
favorite today because you you you guarantee one non and then also it looks like on 4194
this is gonna give you another eight gold as well on top of like another three gold and another
four gold and it gives me a non i mean he's right
Bow, Cloak, Belt, Space Grove
Ribbon, Nami
Ribbon
After falling to something-something, gain a special loot orb
Special Loot Orb.
Let's wrap this up again if
Let's finish this quickly
Why does this guy look so strong?
Wasn't this fight actually pretty close?
What did I get?
8 HP 6 HP and 2 gold and now I'm like basically forced to take echo
Because I'm not trying to get the fucking
I mean if I fight that guy, it's what I could call me, you know what it is.
I mean, we all know what it is.
Oh no, it's coming right up.
My frontline is trash, but I get 4 gold in an orb.
That's pretty good.
Level 530.
That's the worst.
I think going like the Titansville is just like a fucking game.
shame player on both oak well what the fuck is both do you
i don't think that's this way what the fuck is this
I can lose with Gwen too? How?
Wait?
Oh!
What the fuck?
Spreading Roots!
I have a Forger for the bow, I mean that's pretty good, you can't even low roll, I feel like there's so many open slots.
Geeeeee?
uh psionic primordian
uh nova for free what's it called I mean for sure keeping Nova well I mean I
don't have a choice I'm keeping these regardless
300...what's Marauder?
Okay I just play a cauli, I just play a cauli for precision, on whole board.
Oh ho ho! Okay! I mean this game's over. Where's the cauli?
I'm in my augment basically just gives my it gave her force my bow and it gave my entire
board omnibamp and it gave my entire board it's giving my entire board omnibamp
entire board like scaling something and entire board jeweled notice GG GG
the game is over everybody the game is over
So it's just going to be Akali,
I want sushi. I mean you can order if you want it.
I can go QSS play around Glove. I mean QSS is better because I have Nova now. And there's
no way I don't play the Cauli.
Oh is this just Pantheon? I can also play Malchite by can also speak to you Kay.
And I just dropped one of these before I get put strength
How do I play Banger?
I guess put strength does not have any memory
I mean this game is just over like it's just over I can't
I mean, I'm not playing this because I, do you want it to, I'll take, I'll just take
a little bit.
I'm not that hungry.
I can't
what the fuck increase the effects by 10%
I mean it's trash I mean it's not even good I need shed I mean is it shed the
actual truth ABCD
but I also just don't have to play or okay so where's the call
Why are you hiding the message, I'm down.
Ah, where is Akali?
Let's Crick!
Nami!
Marruder!
Marauder!
Let's Crick!
I mean, I'm not playing 7-in-1 Space Crew.
What the fuck is that, man?
What are you doing?
Akali!
Oh!
What the?
I'll call it.
Oh, what the?
Or two.
I'm sure the order 2 is better than what's it called, man.
I'm sure that's like camping out over something.
I mean, I have to play Nova, I'll just play this for now.
I mean, even if I have Precision, for sure it's still JG, I just go JG, Bramble, and
then I play for natural food.
And then I'm about to level up that turn, I'm about to do Nami 2, Riven 2.
I don't get it.
I don't need to reload this.
score
Wait, why don't I just go for
Where's the colony
Let's go!
I don't know if these are free rolls.
What kind of street do you use?
Who's this better man?
How do I even play this?
300 health?
Hi.
Shhh.
Yes.
Shhh.
How do I play TK?
Oh, oh, Malkai. Oh, I have a fucking Malkai on my board.
I mean, surely I can find two fucking Nami's, man. There's zero Nami players. Zero, zero.
I don't get it.
It's not a... DG is not guaranteed to hatch.
He might go to Goldboard.
I mean, it's impossible to miss.
I just need one. There's four more in the pool.
Is it auto-win even? Yes, man!
What do you think?
Oh, I don't care. I just need gold.
Not in G.
I can't.
Oh, I can help you bring the terminal after this game.
There's an infinite of long players, it's not a single Naughty God.
Yay!
I mean, isn't there actually a good chance to hit if I hit Riven 2 here?
I've been the TK and I can hit ribbon 2 and then the TK will just we'll just uh
All right, I'm gonna go get the treadmill this game is fucking over man. What do I miss ribbon 2 next turn?
I
Want to just choose this not me right now
Good
Hello?
What do you do?
No, we'll do that.
Okay.
of
I don't get it.
Should I just make sure these motherfuckers can't hit at the reserve themselves?
Probably.
Next to...
Nope.
I don't think this is the longest road.
Nope.
Ah.
It's just another first.
It is what it is.
30k damage.
I came.
No time to waste.
36 gold evolves, 3 gold.
He's climbing.
Sedge!
This time the talk is over.
What does this give, 20% of yes I think?
I mean that's pretty good, 28A.S.
I will allow it.
Oh he doesn't 3-tiber gonna get 25?
Oh I just need that.
Damn.
I'm a fucking beast!
25 AS, that's pretty good.
I ran down and already moved to treadmill.
That's why I'm out of breath.
I can't.
Dude, literally just get the dupe augment and roll all your shit if you don't hit,
FM go next.
I mean that's not even true.
I feel like my board, I probably, I mean I still want a top port if I just roll from
driven to it not me too with the combat on like it doesn't matter like yes I won
the game because I have not me three but like it doesn't matter I'm still top
three guaranteed my swat was insane
ah range bait range bait
7 space move
is that good?
not really, why don't we swim we're gonna to? Shen too
oh wait, Shen? Yeah, Shen too we're gonna to
What more do you need?
Not really fast.
Thank you.
Kindred?
What does Kindred look like?
Kindred.
Kindred?
are these kindreds? kindred, oh he sold a team, also one. kindred, kindred, hello?
Where's Kindred? I don't even know what Kindred looks like.
I'm gonna shed two on Bench.
It's going for you three again.
Hello, how I'm sure they're about one copy of either man. Hello
I mean one of each
I'm going to ask you then, are you what this unit looks like?
Oh wait.
You all know us in time.
I
Don't got it
It didn't just
Hmm.
Let's be honest, this game required zero effort or skill, listen.
That game, even if I didn't go to the 3 star out, wasn't the setup just flawless?
I was guaranteed top 3.
If you look at my spot going into 4-2, you genuinely think that spot is not a guaranteed top 3, I don't know what to tell you.
I just roll down, I'm just guaranteed to hit Riven 2, Naughty 2, and then I just go 9 on 5 or 5-1, and it just gets Blitz 2, Morgana 2.
And it's still a top 3, it doesn't even matter, maybe I don't win, because I get outcapped, but I mean whatever.
Oh, good.
Hmm.
Hello? I'm tired. When does the NBA playoff start? I'm trying to watch the nuggets against
the Timberwolves. NBA. Tomorrow is the Hornets against the Magic. I couldn't fucking care
less the warriors against the sons I also couldn't care less oh we know it's
not oh it is well oh these are play it's wait you have to go through two
rounds of play it wait it's it's to be a one to get the last spot what the
What the fuck? I am stupid!
Okay, well whatever. I mean, honestly the play-ins, it needs to be tight.
I don't want the Hornets or the Magic Wings.
The Warriors and the Suns?
I mean, honestly, I don't want the Suns to win, bro. Fuck the Suns.
uh raptors calves i mean i want the raptors to win but fuck the calves nuggets, timberwolves
i actually don't care who wins i like both of the teams hawks, nicks i don't want either
of them to win rockets, lakers i don't want either of them to win 76ers Celtics i'd rather
Seltics, square of struggle in here, don't care.
Orn-Fizz.
It's Serpent.
Orn-Fizz, Rexai.
Orn-Fizz.
One, two, three, four, five.
Am I playing re-roll this game?
4-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-Tier-Bow, or Bow-Tier, item grab bag, lunch money.
All right, last one is actually broken if everyone's board is ass
Their boards are looking ass
Never mind
All right, I think I won the game again
I don't get it
Okay, should I not play reroll so I can actually practice before we for
Probably man
What's the board again like is it karma muti
Oh my god.
Just look at my spot, is this not a Guarantee Top 3 again?
It's crazy.
that you don't play the trash it's just a guarantee top three. It's crazy.
What's the trash? I mean you know the trash. There's a lot of garbage. I mean I can just
the trash is a planer like the entire like re-roll tally line is fucking
trash
Timo re-roll
velvet the collie Millio
If you don't play these as your primary carry, then you just win the game, yes.
It was much money.
Riven is good
I can also play victory role
Like even even if it's this it actually doesn't matter no cap
I mean it just straight up doesn't matter it's so OP and then if you natural
victor is 3 you would just level to 8 and just have Victor 3 as your primary
like if I natural like 2 more victors on that
Oh, it says it's in the board.
Statue law.
Alright.
Well, this is the game right here.
Alright, it's actually the game.
If I see the victory line, I'll play that.
If I see this line, I'll do that.
Wait, what? How is this in the bladder?
I'm going to clean the galaxy for me and cut out.
ADP?
Actually, maybe I'm just randomly contested.
I mean, that would be unfortunate.
I would say this average is like a 3.6.
I
Why
Isn't that good compared to I know it from his friends. He isn't funny. Just look at that weird to pay
You're too forced to be fun not interrupt your chat. I don't get
Pasta is ass, thank you. I would have to agree.
Two sugarneko's bokeh deer.
Glove.
I'm pretty sure my board is not going to win anything, my board sucks.
Uh, bow, bow, glove, rod chain tier.
Like I have JG...
JG, half-nature-toof, half-hodge.
I have...
That's it.
I might as well wait for one, though.
but what am I losing this round I'm always quick in I don't see her
I'm in 28 3 3 now and I started 28 EXP and that's pretty good
Okay, back is even better. I just need items
What are you at and oh another shouldn't you go and the chain? I mean the chain is fucking useless
Is Breville good?
No.
Honestly, no.
Space Grove?
Great man.
And he's two Kaisa's.
This guy's going to hold Kaisa as well.
Bro, I don't think I'm hitting Kaisa in this game.
And he's two Kaisa's. This guy's Darsaur, he's gonna hold Kaisa as well.
Bro, I don't think I'm hitting Kaisa in this game!
I screwed it in my combo. I thought I was just chatting with my cat.
Oh, just focus on the fucking game, man.
I lost I was actually a Breville Slam dick and now me
Well, I'm pretty sure I'm not going to hit, uh, I mean, if I play TK for three rounds,
Because this guy?
Cause we restart, what?
This guy's gonna hold two Kaisas, or like three Kaisa two maybe.
This guy's gonna hold the Kaisa two maybe.
So it's only six Kaisas gone.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god.
It's just a very thoughtful idea.
Well, you need Tysa 3 or your board fucking sucks.
That's half your board.
Cool.
and that fell for both your team.
I mean I had to stack two more, my board is just terrible and you going 5th 2 doesn't
even save at each game.
My board is trash.
Just look.
Just watch.
Three sharoniko.
Let's crank
Oh, God.
Who's this another ball for?
Who do I beat?
Tom, can't you please?
All right, boats here, gargoyle chain.
I go where my research takes me.
at four sure it goes
You poppy too
Here chain another chain I
Went out to just finish the purpose here
I have to finish a Bramble Vest, I can't get it.
I'm sure there goes 4 Kaisa's, what's our HB, 46?
I just beat some who all in.
How is that even possible?
Okay, well, I don't know what it is.
Tiny but deadly just combat, sweet treats, artifact and bill.
HB.
Gains 20 health? No.
I mean this is useless. That's useless. This is useless.
And this is basically useless.
Giant and Mighty, that's useless.
Alright, how close am I? I mean I can just go brass 3.
I have four Nikos
one two five four four five
four plus four eight plus five is 13
Minus four is nine. I need nine copies. So I need 27 gold to buy them
Okay, well, I definitely can't roll this right then. I'm not gonna cheat also. I don't have a kaisa for now
I'm not the same lives with you guys
It's probably first
34
I'm probably gonna send it next turn
I
Soul
I don't know what I can't this guy is one off of a soul how
What oh he's holding one nice
Who do I beat?
How is 4 shooting not enough to upgrade everything?
I need like shiriniko there or something no the comp is good it's actually good
It's just so expensive I should have went first with this earlier today
I don't even know
fuck it whatever man who cares I'm probably not going one three oh wait I
don't even need kaisa oh wait I guess just trust me man
other things I have this so I basically win this game if I can survive until
5-1 and upgrade all three. Also I don't know why this one didn't need it.
10.
I need to save like one one Niko Braciser on screw report.
How?
Alright whatever that's good enough.
Alright, and then surely I can find one Kaisa, and then I win the game, because I'm gonna
get a care package.
Right?
I think an extra life would be great.
I can fight him on 4-1 man.
Oh, yes.
I'm out of the state this is here back and just give me
Radiant rabbit on the a soul 3
What? Low key you can beat him. Really?
There's no uh, what's it called?
Last Wispa.
I don't care, dude.
At least I didn't fight him.
That's pretty good.
Why don't I just fold this?
I don't get it.
Make the three.
And I have a Bramble.
If I pop it, that's what I'm talking about.
I'm not even I'm not even learning I'm just sitting here hard forcing a fucking comp if it works out it works out if it doesn't work out I just go wait
One, one, six, two, one, eight.
You
Can I go to sleep, I'm tired.
No.
Why?
Bro, I student 14 hours!
Isn't that pretty good?
I didn't say 24, I said I would stream longer
than the previous day, which I did.
Honestly, you're pushing 30, 14 hours is good enough.
All right, I'm out.
I
Will send you guys over to a silly. He's uh, I think he's doing like a sub-a-thon
He's I think he's having a kid so he's raising he's raising the money for his kids arrived. She's me
I'm out. I'm tired. I'll get the motor tomorrow, man. I can't
No, I am locked in man, it's just I just realized I'm not I'm not even I'm straight up
I'm not even learning man. I like shit. Okay tomorrow
I'm gonna I'm not playing a single game of reroll because I actually need to practice for 44
Like you're not fucking getting any of these three stars in 44
You might as well just start like playing that ball like what the fuck what the fuck am I even doing?
I'm just sitting here