{"segments": [{"start": 30.0, "end": 54.72, "text": " Hello, so bro yesterday I woke up"}, {"start": 60.0, "end": 66.26, "text": " And then I called this plumber and they were supposed to come at like 10 a.m."}, {"start": 66.26, "end": 71.42, "text": " But they didn't come until 2 p.m. And then they had the audacity. Well, I mean I"}, {"start": 72.22, "end": 78.38, "text": " Don't even know why I'm complaining because I honestly but either way they charge me 300 fucking dollars"}, {"start": 78.74000000000001, "end": 82.34, "text": " To unclog my fucking toilet. I can't"}, {"start": 84.74000000000001, "end": 86.74000000000001, "text": " I don't get it"}, {"start": 87.61999999999999, "end": 89.61999999999999, "text": " How how is that even possible?"}, {"start": 93.66, "end": 95.66, "text": " Should charge more how"}, {"start": 97.41999999999999, "end": 104.38, "text": " If I knew it was like okay like the only reason I paid or I mean when I was gonna pay for this but the only reason"}, {"start": 112.17999999999999, "end": 116.02, "text": " Wait what no I was gonna pay regardless but but I'm saying that"}, {"start": 116.74000000000001, "end": 125.94000000000001, "text": " The only reason I paid or like the reason I was okay with paying is because the guy had"}, {"start": 125.94000000000001, "end": 132.18, "text": " to drive like an hour and a half so I felt kind of bad but like bro that shit I fucking"}, {"start": 132.18, "end": 135.68, "text": " can't."}, {"start": 135.68, "end": 136.68, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 136.68, "end": 137.68, "text": " Also I won this game."}, {"start": 137.68, "end": 138.68, "text": " This game is fucking over."}, {"start": 138.68, "end": 139.68, "text": " I got this."}, {"start": 139.68, "end": 140.68, "text": " Don't cross."}, {"start": 140.68, "end": 141.68, "text": " Just look at my spot."}, {"start": 141.68, "end": 151.72, "text": " just look at my spot can everyone just look at my spot no I tried to do it"}, {"start": 151.72, "end": 164.92000000000002, "text": " myself it didn't it doesn't work I tried man just look at my spot it's a it's"}, {"start": 164.92000000000002, "end": 170.4, "text": " mountain and I'm just sitting here"}, {"start": 180.24, "end": 185.64000000000001, "text": " this is so boring this is a guaranteed force"}, {"start": 194.92000000000002, "end": 201.92000000000002, "text": " Wait, what, what'll be am I gonna do?"}, {"start": 201.92000000000002, "end": 210.92000000000002, "text": " Holy shit, I'm still Amuro 2?"}, {"start": 210.92000000000002, "end": 218.92000000000002, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 218.92000000000002, "end": 220.92000000000002, "text": " Your Ranked 45th, by the way, might wanna..."}, {"start": 220.92000000000002, "end": 224.76000000000002, "text": " Wait, Amuro 2 is Ranked 45?"}, {"start": 224.76, "end": 226.45999999999998, "text": " I thought I was like rank 300."}, {"start": 227.29999999999998, "end": 228.95999999999998, "text": " Bro, I barely played yesterday."}, {"start": 230.14, "end": 232.78, "text": " Wait, wait, rank 45 is pretty good."}, {"start": 232.78, "end": 233.62, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 236.57999999999998, "end": 238.01999999999998, "text": " I mean, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 239.29999999999998, "end": 240.73999999999998, "text": " Wait, do I even win this round?"}, {"start": 244.78, "end": 246.34, "text": " Probably, man, I have a victor."}, {"start": 246.34, "end": 247.5, "text": " I'm not a victor."}, {"start": 247.5, "end": 248.89999999999998, "text": " I've ridden him."}, {"start": 248.89999999999998, "end": 249.82, "text": " Oh, this needs all one more time"}, {"start": 249.82, "end": 250.94, "text": " and I win for sure."}, {"start": 250.94, "end": 251.78, "text": " Gee."}, {"start": 252.62, "end": 253.45999999999998, "text": " Oh, wait."}, {"start": 254.76000000000002, "end": 256.76, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 262.92, "end": 264.92, "text": " All right, well this game is over"}, {"start": 269.88, "end": 274.94, "text": " Doesn't the beat that I forgot to even be matched, but what did they change?"}, {"start": 278.0, "end": 283.72, "text": " Bro, I've just been watching the NBA I'm not gonna like don't tell president. I was watching the Sun yesterday"}, {"start": 284.76, "end": 300.4, "text": " Jax, Victor? Eh, whatever. Isn't it... wait what? Wait, okay, okay, don't tell the President."}, {"start": 300.4, "end": 306.08, "text": " If you don't tell the President, he's going to be fucking mad. He basically banned me"}, {"start": 306.08, "end": 329.52, "text": " from gambling because oh just look just look everyone just look I mean rod rod"}, {"start": 329.52, "end": 334.03999999999996, "text": " I mean chances are I'm gonna have I might as well just not slam because I'm"}, {"start": 334.04, "end": 336.04, "text": " I'm pretty sure I win anyway."}, {"start": 338.04, "end": 340.04, "text": " What is it, State Weaver plus the thing?"}, {"start": 340.04, "end": 342.04, "text": " That's kinda... I can't even..."}, {"start": 342.04, "end": 344.04, "text": " Honestly, I can just need to look Holly too."}, {"start": 344.04, "end": 346.04, "text": " It's not even bad."}, {"start": 346.04, "end": 348.04, "text": " A Rod Rod."}, {"start": 348.04, "end": 350.04, "text": " Eh, yeah, fuck it."}, {"start": 350.04, "end": 354.04, "text": " And then maybe I don't have to send Rod Rod."}, {"start": 354.04, "end": 356.04, "text": " At least I was not that strong."}, {"start": 356.04, "end": 358.04, "text": " But I should probably be willing to report to him."}, {"start": 358.04, "end": 360.04, "text": " This Rod is like half more elo half."}, {"start": 364.04, "end": 371.04, "text": " Just look at my spot."}, {"start": 371.04, "end": 380.04, "text": " I don't care this."}, {"start": 380.04, "end": 382.04, "text": " Just look."}, {"start": 382.04, "end": 386.04, "text": " I can go telephone with double E gone."}, {"start": 386.04, "end": 388.04, "text": " What is this, Stargazer plus one as well?"}, {"start": 388.04, "end": 390.04, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 390.04, "end": 392.04, "text": " Eh?"}, {"start": 392.04, "end": 394.04, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 397.88, "end": 399.88, "text": " I mean it's not so late"}, {"start": 401.64000000000004, "end": 405.04, "text": " I'm gonna feed the place I don't know imagine let's do it a ribbon that good"}, {"start": 406.04, "end": 408.04, "text": " What is this what I get"}, {"start": 410.40000000000003, "end": 412.96000000000004, "text": " Piled a champion or into"}, {"start": 415.52000000000004, "end": 419.08000000000004, "text": " Allow me to when to"}, {"start": 422.04, "end": 432.04, "text": " I mean I have a calling too, otherwise I probably wouldn't play the war."}, {"start": 432.04, "end": 439.04, "text": " Man, it's too expensive, I'll get another dmg30."}, {"start": 439.04, "end": 444.96000000000004, "text": " Ah man, I mean it's not even good, I don't even think I want to eat on the air."}, {"start": 444.96000000000004, "end": 450.48, "text": " I think I'd prefer combat or items, but I mean I'm not taking fucking feed to dumbass"}, {"start": 450.48, "end": 460.48, "text": " What does 5 Stargazers do?"}, {"start": 460.48, "end": 462.48, "text": " I get 12 armor, 12 MR."}, {"start": 462.48, "end": 488.94, "text": " I'm pretty sure I don't have to roll a single time can't this forward okay no"}, {"start": 488.94, "end": 494.94, "text": " probably not I should probably roll a little bit I have I mean Talon ribbon"}, {"start": 494.94, "end": 501.56, "text": " I'm cool with random TF is fine but I mean you should roll for sure it's"}, {"start": 501.56, "end": 506.24, "text": " still efficient and if I just roll on on four if I just roll on four one I'm"}, {"start": 506.24, "end": 509.24, "text": " pretty sure it's a game he talks to"}, {"start": 510.04, "end": 513.92, "text": " so maybe I can just play for win here"}, {"start": 518.94, "end": 524.94, "text": " Alright, holy shit, I thought it was without reforging the rod."}, {"start": 524.94, "end": 525.94, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 525.94, "end": 530.94, "text": " Okay, holy sh- bro, that was a rod, I should have reforged the rod like 7 years ago."}, {"start": 530.94, "end": 533.94, "text": " That's pretty good."}, {"start": 533.94, "end": 534.94, "text": " Rod, rod."}, {"start": 534.94, "end": 541.94, "text": " I get a glove, and I get a bow."}, {"start": 541.94, "end": 542.94, "text": " Bro, that's too good."}, {"start": 542.94, "end": 546.94, "text": " I get Nunu, I can use every 4 costs in the game."}, {"start": 546.94, "end": 556.2600000000001, "text": " Unclog what do you mean the saikudo of tt bro fuck you all right"}, {"start": 556.2600000000001, "end": 569.4200000000001, "text": " not ending until rank one I'm actually not ending to rank one what"}, {"start": 569.42, "end": 580.5, "text": " I mean, I could just drop drop I mean I lose precision but who the fuck cares"}, {"start": 580.5, "end": 585.26, "text": " also I'm kind of out of for the run now because I was hoping to finish I can"}, {"start": 585.26, "end": 592.26, "text": " What else was go TG?"}, {"start": 602.26, "end": 607.26, "text": " TG. Six star Gazer."}, {"start": 607.26, "end": 612.26, "text": " And then I have a broad to play around, it's like half Convert, half..."}, {"start": 612.26, "end": 614.26, "text": " I'm not gonna lose this, right?"}, {"start": 616.9, "end": 618.4, "text": " Alright, nice. I remember something legal."}, {"start": 618.4, "end": 619.9, "text": " If I wouldn't have said something legal, I'm sure."}, {"start": 619.9, "end": 621.9, "text": " Okay, another side of the road."}, {"start": 629.9, "end": 632.4, "text": " Uh, good place to start, guys. They're not being as well."}, {"start": 632.4, "end": 634.4, "text": " I mean, TG?"}, {"start": 634.4, "end": 636.4, "text": " Oh, should be TG. I'm pretty sure this is unloosable."}, {"start": 642.26, "end": 655.38, "text": " It gives 12% of task speed, the next one is DR."}, {"start": 655.38, "end": 657.38, "text": " How much am I rolling?"}, {"start": 657.38, "end": 668.26, "text": " Alright, I'm down to roll until like 1 upgrade and then I'm going straight to 9."}, {"start": 668.26, "end": 683.9399999999999, "text": " I don't actually have to roll that much of this Gwent 2, it's kinda good, because I think"}, {"start": 683.9399999999999, "end": 688.42, "text": " the Stargazer with the Gwent 2."}, {"start": 688.42, "end": 693.74, "text": " And then I probably spike on the third Stargazer plus 1, so..."}, {"start": 693.74, "end": 718.74, "text": " I'm pretty sure if I roll like five times I'm like on average going to win like an extra like two rounds of stage."}, {"start": 718.74, "end": 728.88, "text": " And then if I hit Riven 2, it's just GG, but that's a good 4-robe."}, {"start": 728.88, "end": 734.72, "text": " Rod Belt, Tiered Glove, Glove."}, {"start": 734.72, "end": 739.62, "text": " I could also just level for this and call it, and then just knock here."}, {"start": 739.62, "end": 741.86, "text": " And just go straight to 9."}, {"start": 741.86, "end": 745.34, "text": " Yeah, I'm going straight to 9, whatever."}, {"start": 745.34, "end": 764.34, "text": " broad belt tier glove"}, {"start": 764.34, "end": 785.94, "text": " Here cloak player on glove."}, {"start": 785.94, "end": 799.3800000000001, "text": " Is there a single hate watcher left?"}, {"start": 799.3800000000001, "end": 802.46, "text": " How can you even throw this spot?"}, {"start": 802.46, "end": 806.94, "text": " Here, right here, me, throw it!"}, {"start": 806.94, "end": 808.6600000000001, "text": " I- wow, okay."}, {"start": 808.6600000000001, "end": 809.6600000000001, "text": " I mean..."}, {"start": 809.6600000000001, "end": 813.0600000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm not- I'm not- I'm not sure this is throwable."}, {"start": 813.0600000000001, "end": 818.0600000000001, "text": " I mean, I don't want any of these."}, {"start": 818.0600000000001, "end": 821.3000000000001, "text": " These are legit terrible."}, {"start": 821.3000000000001, "end": 822.3000000000001, "text": " I don't need more money."}, {"start": 822.3000000000001, "end": 827.3000000000001, "text": " I can go fast 10, I guess, but it doesn't even help me."}, {"start": 827.3000000000001, "end": 828.3000000000001, "text": " I just need any combat."}, {"start": 828.3000000000001, "end": 829.3000000000001, "text": " Oh, I guess TG."}, {"start": 829.3000000000001, "end": 830.3000000000001, "text": " I mean, TG is terrible."}, {"start": 830.3000000000001, "end": 831.3000000000001, "text": " I mean, I guess I get..."}, {"start": 831.3000000000001, "end": 859.46, "text": " is terrible. I mean I guess I get it. Oh, that's actually not even that. Okay."}, {"start": 859.46, "end": 865.46, "text": " Samura 3? What? I can't. I can't."}, {"start": 868.96, "end": 872.46, "text": " No, no, I didn't know that it's better than that because it gives you a completed item angle."}, {"start": 873.96, "end": 876.96, "text": " But, uh, I mean this is a bad beat. Wait, this guy..."}, {"start": 877.96, "end": 883.46, "text": " What the fuck? Wait, he cashed out Anima and he has Samura 3 2 tanky on 4-2."}, {"start": 883.96, "end": 885.46, "text": " AHHHHH!"}, {"start": 886.96, "end": 887.96, "text": " Like..."}, {"start": 889.46, "end": 911.46, "text": " Uh, I'm actually probably gonna do the level next turn and use my rolls and then try to"}, {"start": 911.46, "end": 915.0600000000001, "text": " spike my board so I can catch up this egg, because I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna win"}, {"start": 915.0600000000001, "end": 917.74, "text": " the game if I can catch up this egg, but honestly, who the fuck do I beat?"}, {"start": 917.74, "end": 918.74, "text": " I don't beat this..."}, {"start": 918.74, "end": 922.9, "text": " Oh God, well he has egg as well!"}, {"start": 922.9, "end": 929.66, "text": " Well who the- I- I- Loki I can beat this guy, this guy's board looks so fucking bad."}, {"start": 929.66, "end": 930.66, "text": " Did I fight him?"}, {"start": 930.66, "end": 935.34, "text": " Oh wait, I should have, he has Earth with- He just found the Ziya, man!"}, {"start": 935.34, "end": 936.34, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 936.34, "end": 937.34, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 937.34, "end": 938.34, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 938.34, "end": 947.34, "text": " He can clone me at- GG, GG, oh GG."}, {"start": 947.34, "end": 956.74, "text": " I think uh this is actually about four will be is the people in my pool are so fucking"}, {"start": 956.74, "end": 957.74, "text": " strong."}, {"start": 957.74, "end": 958.74, "text": " Oh my."}, {"start": 958.74, "end": 960.74, "text": " Oh my..."}, {"start": 971.94, "end": 974.74, "text": " Uh, 5 costs and 4 costs that shares the trade with the cloak?"}, {"start": 974.74, "end": 975.74, "text": " Ahem."}, {"start": 981.74, "end": 982.74, "text": " Ahem."}, {"start": 982.74, "end": 985.74, "text": " I mean, 5 costs is pretty good and I already have the rest of the favor."}, {"start": 985.74, "end": 992.74, "text": " Alright, I'm probably just going to level up and use my free rolls, even get a grease."}, {"start": 992.74, "end": 995.74, "text": " So what do I do?"}, {"start": 995.74, "end": 996.74, "text": " One."}, {"start": 996.74, "end": 997.74, "text": " One."}, {"start": 997.74, "end": 998.74, "text": " One."}, {"start": 998.74, "end": 999.74, "text": " One."}, {"start": 999.74, "end": 1000.74, "text": " One."}, {"start": 1000.74, "end": 1001.74, "text": " One."}, {"start": 1001.74, "end": 1002.74, "text": " One."}, {"start": 1002.74, "end": 1003.74, "text": " One."}, {"start": 1003.74, "end": 1004.74, "text": " One."}, {"start": 1004.74, "end": 1005.74, "text": " One."}, {"start": 1005.74, "end": 1006.74, "text": " One."}, {"start": 1006.74, "end": 1007.74, "text": " One."}, {"start": 1007.74, "end": 1008.74, "text": " One."}, {"start": 1008.74, "end": 1009.74, "text": " One."}, {"start": 1009.74, "end": 1010.74, "text": " One."}, {"start": 1010.74, "end": 1011.74, "text": " One."}, {"start": 1011.74, "end": 1012.74, "text": " One."}, {"start": 1012.74, "end": 1013.74, "text": " One."}, {"start": 1013.74, "end": 1014.74, "text": " One."}, {"start": 1014.74, "end": 1016.74, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 1021.1800000000001, "end": 1023.1800000000001, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 1025.18, "end": 1028.14, "text": " All right, that's dude, that's pretty good you're a paired"}, {"start": 1031.98, "end": 1038.0, "text": " Well, I skip Zaya. Oh fuck. I'm actually probably play towards I agenda when I when I hit"}, {"start": 1044.74, "end": 1053.16, "text": " I didn't kill a single unit. I thought I even need a whole diet. I didn't kill-"}, {"start": 1053.16, "end": 1059.56, "text": " Hmm, do I even- I'm not gonna go through yours, okay."}, {"start": 1059.56, "end": 1066.44, "text": " Morgana Paired. Oh, so where's the Ziat? One free roll."}, {"start": 1066.44, "end": 1068.78, "text": " We're gone up here."}, {"start": 1068.78, "end": 1069.52, "text": " Ribbon paired."}, {"start": 1069.52, "end": 1097.52, "text": " I need to cash out this agorob school demand."}, {"start": 1097.52, "end": 1117.84, "text": " Can I even be in this?"}, {"start": 1117.84, "end": 1121.84, "text": " Surely you can beat Tomcatch, man, please!"}, {"start": 1121.84, "end": 1131.84, "text": " How! How! You motherfucker! You motherfucker! How! I didn't win a single round!"}, {"start": 1131.84, "end": 1138.84, "text": " Oh my god, I can't."}, {"start": 1156.6, "end": 1161.6, "text": " Do I even bother going for graves?"}, {"start": 1161.84, "end": 1184.6999999999998, "text": " I mean it's it's better it's better than ribbon for sure but the thing is I have the stall"}, {"start": 1184.7, "end": 1189.26, "text": " like six turns for this shit. Is that good?"}, {"start": 1198.38, "end": 1205.3400000000001, "text": " Hello? I don't have a single two star. I'm probably not even playing Ziya this"}, {"start": 1205.3400000000001, "end": 1210.02, "text": " game. I guess I can play Ziya 2 over this."}, {"start": 1214.7, "end": 1234.5800000000002, "text": " I want a round."}, {"start": 1234.5800000000002, "end": 1236.98, "text": " Okay well I just need to catch up with this egg and GG."}, {"start": 1236.98, "end": 1238.98, "text": " Bro this is too expensive."}, {"start": 1238.98, "end": 1243.5800000000002, "text": " Fuck out of here, it's not even worth it."}, {"start": 1243.58, "end": 1245.58, "text": " I mean, I just need to hit what's it called you"}, {"start": 1250.86, "end": 1252.86, "text": " I mean, I'm trying to cap around Jim to those"}, {"start": 1255.06, "end": 1257.06, "text": " You're a dude anyone"}, {"start": 1258.1399999999999, "end": 1260.1399999999999, "text": " But it's just Jin"}, {"start": 1260.1799999999998, "end": 1266.62, "text": " Jin Shen over these and that's my board, but it has me to start. I'm not dropping the dude to I came I"}, {"start": 1268.02, "end": 1270.02, "text": " Don't get it"}, {"start": 1273.58, "end": 1281.1799999999998, "text": " Oh great. I mean how can this guy lose a round? He can't. I mean he hasn't lost since man. Look at his board."}, {"start": 1282.98, "end": 1286.98, "text": " I wouldn't even be surprised if I don't cash out my egg by the way."}, {"start": 1289.58, "end": 1297.58, "text": " I...it actually has to be a bad beat. Every single one of these rounds are just like a one unit dip."}, {"start": 1297.58, "end": 1299.58, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 1299.58, "end": 1306.06, "text": " Are not what you did what each we did oh my and now on me and now on me"}, {"start": 1310.5, "end": 1317.58, "text": " He's got a cash out and then guess who's gonna fight him next turn me another blitz crank"}, {"start": 1319.8999999999999, "end": 1321.8999999999999, "text": " The dude to"}, {"start": 1327.58, "end": 1336.58, "text": " I really have to hold Ziya cuz I could go Jin Ziya instead of ribbon plus like my items are on a fucking ribbon"}, {"start": 1336.58, "end": 1338.58, "text": " Is that supposed to be good?"}, {"start": 1339.58, "end": 1341.58, "text": " My items are on a ribbon"}, {"start": 1344.58, "end": 1348.58, "text": " Oh great, I'm not fighting this guy. No, no, no, I guess who I'm gonna fight"}, {"start": 1351.58, "end": 1354.58, "text": " Just guess, next turn. Oh my"}, {"start": 1357.58, "end": 1360.58, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1360.58, "end": 1373.02, "text": " Okay, I mean, okay, I'm pretty sure I'm guaranteed to catch out at least."}, {"start": 1373.02, "end": 1377.26, "text": " That's pretty good."}, {"start": 1377.26, "end": 1378.26, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 1378.26, "end": 1392.78, "text": " I can't go front line and I can also go Morgana how much damage we're gonna do in 7.3"}, {"start": 1392.78, "end": 1394.78, "text": " There's no more damage then."}, {"start": 1394.78, "end": 1395.78, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 1395.78, "end": 1396.78, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 1396.78, "end": 1397.78, "text": " There's no more damage."}, {"start": 1397.78, "end": 1403.98, "text": " Do I have AP Shred?"}, {"start": 1403.98, "end": 1405.78, "text": " I can go Spark or I can go Void."}, {"start": 1405.78, "end": 1412.78, "text": " I feel like Void doesn't hit enough."}, {"start": 1412.78, "end": 1413.78, "text": " Bro, have I held Desire?"}, {"start": 1413.78, "end": 1415.78, "text": " Is my board way stronger?"}, {"start": 1415.78, "end": 1418.78, "text": " If I had, uh..."}, {"start": 1418.78, "end": 1421.78, "text": " Oh yeah, I didn't fight him."}, {"start": 1421.78, "end": 1423.78, "text": " Is my board way stronger if I had?"}, {"start": 1435.1, "end": 1437.1, "text": " I'm sure that lose besides it's double E"}, {"start": 1451.78, "end": 1462.18, "text": " What's gonna happen is I'm gonna fight this guy then I'm gonna catch out egg then I'm gonna fight this guy then I'm dead"}, {"start": 1462.18, "end": 1464.18, "text": " as a GD"}, {"start": 1464.18, "end": 1466.18, "text": " I can't"}, {"start": 1466.18, "end": 1468.18, "text": " I can't"}, {"start": 1481.78, "end": 1497.06, "text": " I mean my carry and my carry is a fucking it's a ribbon man they didn't hold the"}, {"start": 1497.06, "end": 1503.06, "text": " I think every side is like gone though, is this guy's 3D die and this guy's 3D die?"}, {"start": 1503.06, "end": 1505.06, "text": " So I don't think I'm ever gonna die."}, {"start": 1505.06, "end": 1507.06, "text": " So I'm like just 3D."}, {"start": 1512.06, "end": 1516.06, "text": " Okay, if I save this fight the game don't work. I mean I just bought a clone."}, {"start": 1516.06, "end": 1519.06, "text": " But honestly, I don't think this is a clone game. This guy's port is fucking case."}, {"start": 1520.06, "end": 1522.06, "text": " Alright, GDs."}, {"start": 1522.06, "end": 1523.06, "text": " US."}, {"start": 1527.06, "end": 1529.06, "text": " ah"}, {"start": 1553.06, "end": 1555.06, "text": " What does this guy say?"}, {"start": 1557.06, "end": 1582.06, "text": " I don't even know what I'm rolling for."}, {"start": 1582.06, "end": 1592.8999999999999, "text": " How many trades is this?"}, {"start": 1592.8999999999999, "end": 1593.8999999999999, "text": " Not enough."}, {"start": 1593.8999999999999, "end": 1604.8999999999999, "text": " I'm rolling for the Xayah I guess."}, {"start": 1604.9, "end": 1616.0600000000002, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 1616.0600000000002, "end": 1624.42, "text": " I can't even use it anymore, G.D."}, {"start": 1624.42, "end": 1625.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1625.42, "end": 1626.74, "text": " I mean, this game's over for sure, man."}, {"start": 1626.74, "end": 1628.18, "text": " How can I lose?"}, {"start": 1628.18, "end": 1629.66, "text": " Just look."}, {"start": 1629.66, "end": 1630.74, "text": " Just look."}, {"start": 1630.74, "end": 1648.74, "text": " get my items. I mean it's not even good I don't have Zaya too and I also have. Oh I'm"}, {"start": 1648.74, "end": 1657.34, "text": " having open slot I'm pretty sure. Oh I don't have Bastion in. Where's Shen? I mean there's"}, {"start": 1657.3400000000001, "end": 1659.3400000000001, "text": " No, I don't hit Shen. It's not even possible."}, {"start": 1676.94, "end": 1678.94, "text": " I'm pretty sure it should not be there."}, {"start": 1678.94, "end": 1682.3400000000001, "text": " I'm pretty sure it should be giving a task with the backline for sure."}, {"start": 1682.3400000000001, "end": 1685.8400000000001, "text": " Oh, it should be the sword here and then I move Riven there."}, {"start": 1685.8400000000001, "end": 1688.8400000000001, "text": " But also this guy hasn't lost a single round after he did."}, {"start": 1688.8400000000001, "end": 1690.8400000000001, "text": " You know this comp is legit broken."}, {"start": 1690.8400000000001, "end": 1692.8400000000001, "text": " Even I go first with this shit."}, {"start": 1693.8400000000001, "end": 1696.8400000000001, "text": " The baseline of this comp is like a 3.7."}, {"start": 1696.8400000000001, "end": 1698.8400000000001, "text": " How is that allowed by the way?"}, {"start": 1698.8400000000001, "end": 1700.8400000000001, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 1708.8400000000001, "end": 1710.8400000000001, "text": " You are ass."}, {"start": 1715.8400000000001, "end": 1717.8400000000001, "text": " Ah, it's just another first."}, {"start": 1730.2400000000002, "end": 1732.2400000000002, "text": " Uh, I'm actually probably giving a task to you."}, {"start": 1738.2400000000002, "end": 1740.2400000000002, "text": " I don't really want to frontline this level."}, {"start": 1740.24, "end": 1750.72, "text": " Reforged? I mean, for what though? Like my items are already done. I mean, I'm not swapping"}, {"start": 1750.72, "end": 1755.68, "text": " this, I'm not swapping this, I'm not swapping this, I'm not swapping this. I mean, the"}, {"start": 1755.68, "end": 1768.16, "text": " HP items and HP items, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 1768.16, "end": 1772.0800000000002, "text": " How come your only rank 45 rank 45 is good?"}, {"start": 1772.0800000000002, "end": 1785.76, "text": " That's challenger."}, {"start": 1785.76, "end": 1789.44, "text": " Just look at my board."}, {"start": 1789.44, "end": 1791.44, "text": " Broken the edges that fast."}, {"start": 1791.44, "end": 1793.44, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 1798.28, "end": 1800.28, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 1821.44, "end": 1828.44, "text": " How come this guy's not FF?"}, {"start": 1851.44, "end": 1869.64, "text": " How does this fight even close by the way?"}, {"start": 1869.64, "end": 1881.28, "text": " Like just look at the- oh fuck the sun's in my eyes I can't see anything man."}, {"start": 1881.28, "end": 1893.98, "text": " If I just go Samira, Samira, Ord, Zaya, Nunu, and then you just put 3 items on Samira,"}, {"start": 1893.98, "end": 1898.26, "text": " like the baseline of the comp is a 3.5."}, {"start": 1898.26, "end": 1902.94, "text": " Isn't that like, the fuck?"}, {"start": 1902.94, "end": 1909.8999999999999, "text": " I didn't even put the 3 star."}, {"start": 1909.9, "end": 1913.9, "text": " This fucking two tanky sub-ursion is legit broken."}, {"start": 1918.9, "end": 1920.9, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 1920.9, "end": 1922.9, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 1929.9, "end": 1934.9, "text": " No, I don't want to put another orb, because sometimes you actually can just play like double Nunu if you're high-rolling enough."}, {"start": 1934.9, "end": 1935.9, "text": " But..."}, {"start": 1935.9, "end": 1942.42, "text": " But you're actually filtering out some stuff, but I mean the stats get better, but I don't"}, {"start": 1942.42, "end": 1943.42, "text": " even think you happily double-ordn."}, {"start": 1943.42, "end": 1949.22, "text": " Because sometimes you can't hit one three, and then you just find four new users, I'm"}, {"start": 1949.22, "end": 1950.22, "text": " sure."}, {"start": 1950.22, "end": 1951.22, "text": " You just beat it!"}, {"start": 1951.22, "end": 1957.9, "text": " How is it broken?"}, {"start": 1957.9, "end": 1962.02, "text": " Look at my board."}, {"start": 1962.02, "end": 1964.02, "text": " Just look."}, {"start": 1964.02, "end": 1968.02, "text": " 3 item works, 3 item backs, TG, 3 item aggro..."}, {"start": 1970.02, "end": 1971.02, "text": " Lage bait?"}, {"start": 1973.02, "end": 1977.02, "text": " Wait, do you guys want to see a picture of my toilet before it got unclogged?"}, {"start": 1977.02, "end": 1979.02, "text": " It is fucking disgusting."}, {"start": 1983.02, "end": 1984.02, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1984.02, "end": 1985.02, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 1985.02, "end": 1986.02, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1987.02, "end": 1990.02, "text": " It is straight up disgusting."}, {"start": 1991.02, "end": 1993.02, "text": " You will get banned."}, {"start": 1994.02, "end": 1996.02, "text": " Wait, is that... is that TLS?"}, {"start": 2000.02, "end": 2003.02, "text": " Twitch can't allow that. Oh, I'm not trying to get banned."}, {"start": 2005.52, "end": 2009.02, "text": " It is, but it was... it's just..."}, {"start": 2011.02, "end": 2013.02, "text": " I'll picture it for you, ready?"}, {"start": 2014.52, "end": 2016.02, "text": " It's like a toilet?"}, {"start": 2016.52, "end": 2020.02, "text": " And then... this is like the... wait, can you even see my hands?"}, {"start": 2020.02, "end": 2023.02, "text": " Like, this is the top."}, {"start": 2023.02, "end": 2031.98, "text": " The water is like filled here, and it's like, it's just full on dark brown, with like, you"}, {"start": 2031.98, "end": 2041.44, "text": " can see like, like, clumps of shit, and then on the toilet seat, and then the plunger is"}, {"start": 2041.44, "end": 2046.1, "text": " just sitting there floating on the top, because I don't want to put that on the toilet ground."}, {"start": 2046.1000000000001, "end": 2053.8, "text": " And then there's like chunks of like brown spots on the toilet seat from like the splash of when I was trying to plunge the toilet."}, {"start": 2055.2400000000002, "end": 2058.84, "text": " I like, no, honestly if I show it, I think I'm actually gonna get the end. I can't, I actually can't."}, {"start": 2060.46, "end": 2060.96, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 2062.6400000000003, "end": 2063.44, "text": " The fact?"}, {"start": 2064.3, "end": 2064.86, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 2069.26, "end": 2069.76, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 2076.1, "end": 2081.1, "text": " No, but that shit was fucking disgusting, holy."}, {"start": 2081.1, "end": 2084.1, "text": " Anyways, wait, what?"}, {"start": 2084.1, "end": 2088.1, "text": " Anyways, let's finish this quickly."}, {"start": 2088.1, "end": 2091.1, "text": " Alright, no, just focus, uh, yo, keep it..."}, {"start": 2091.1, "end": 2094.1, "text": " Alright, focus onto your team, man."}, {"start": 2097.1, "end": 2099.1, "text": " Why did you even take a picture of it?"}, {"start": 2099.1, "end": 2102.1, "text": " Oh, I mean, I had to send it the first of it."}, {"start": 2106.1, "end": 2119.58, "text": " Okay, I can go latent forge into the mech GigaTuber?"}, {"start": 2119.58, "end": 2122.58, "text": " Or I can go risky moves?"}, {"start": 2122.58, "end": 2124.94, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 2124.94, "end": 2127.22, "text": " Patience is a virtue."}, {"start": 2127.22, "end": 2129.54, "text": " Eh, let's just go for the GigaTuber."}, {"start": 2129.54, "end": 2131.54, "text": " I'm 3LB, who cares?"}, {"start": 2131.54, "end": 2132.54, "text": " Eh?"}, {"start": 2132.54, "end": 2135.54, "text": " Where does the edge reel?"}, {"start": 2135.54, "end": 2142.54, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 2142.54, "end": 2146.54, "text": " Choo choo."}, {"start": 2146.54, "end": 2151.54, "text": " Choo choo."}, {"start": 2151.54, "end": 2155.54, "text": " It's no as real."}, {"start": 2155.54, "end": 2158.54, "text": " Wait, do I get to choose my artifact?"}, {"start": 2158.54, "end": 2160.54, "text": " Oh, I do."}, {"start": 2160.54, "end": 2161.54, "text": " No, but it's a..."}, {"start": 2161.54, "end": 2163.54, "text": " I understand that Meta nerfed."}, {"start": 2163.54, "end": 2169.54, "text": " Meta nerfed, but the thing is, I think in this galaxy, Meta is just straight over."}, {"start": 2169.54, "end": 2178.54, "text": " If you can roll cryogenic or whatever the fuck it's called, it doesn't even matter."}, {"start": 2178.54, "end": 2182.54, "text": " And then also if you roll one of the good artifacts, it also doesn't matter."}, {"start": 2182.54, "end": 2190.54, "text": " Like Silvermere, Dawn, Soraka's Miracle, the stopwatch thing for Ace, it is just so many good artifacts."}, {"start": 2190.54, "end": 2193.82, "text": " You can't even, you can't even, you can't even miss."}, {"start": 2193.82, "end": 2196.62, "text": " Okay, well what the fuck is the Ezreal?"}, {"start": 2196.62, "end": 2199.02, "text": " Mech got nerfed dude!"}, {"start": 2199.02, "end": 2201.18, "text": " Oh, you're the one guy you hella buddy!"}, {"start": 2201.18, "end": 2202.82, "text": " Fucking dumbass."}, {"start": 2202.82, "end": 2203.66, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 2207.5, "end": 2210.58, "text": " Wait, I think this has expedition to the mech though."}, {"start": 2210.58, "end": 2211.42, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 2215.46, "end": 2217.24, "text": " I'm just two way contesting."}, {"start": 2217.2400000000002, "end": 2230.6400000000003, "text": " Wait, are divine artifacts not orn?"}, {"start": 2230.6400000000003, "end": 2237.6000000000004, "text": " I swear when I get Forged in Strength, I get the divine artifacts."}, {"start": 2237.6000000000004, "end": 2240.0400000000004, "text": " Or no."}, {"start": 2240.0400000000004, "end": 2244.5600000000004, "text": " Or wait, I'm pretty sure you can get it."}, {"start": 2244.56, "end": 2245.56, "text": " I think."}, {"start": 2251.16, "end": 2252.16, "text": " But, uh..."}, {"start": 2253.06, "end": 2254.06, "text": " Alright?"}, {"start": 2254.86, "end": 2255.86, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 2261.86, "end": 2262.86, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 2268.2599999999998, "end": 2269.86, "text": " I mean, am I just committed then?"}, {"start": 2274.56, "end": 2276.56, "text": " There's no Ezreal"}, {"start": 2279.92, "end": 2283.4, "text": " What am I absolutely with there's no Ezreal"}, {"start": 2293.24, "end": 2296.04, "text": " When all the time see if you have a six percent chance again one three"}, {"start": 2304.56, "end": 2314.56, "text": " Oh, okay, I'm gonna sign for that."}, {"start": 2314.56, "end": 2320.24, "text": " All right, cryogenic."}, {"start": 2320.24, "end": 2321.24, "text": " Or something good."}, {"start": 2321.2400000000002, "end": 2338.8, "text": " I mean it's not even good this guy's getting it and he has a reading gargoyle but Loki"}, {"start": 2338.8, "end": 2341.88, "text": " I can actually be reading gargoyle mech."}, {"start": 2341.88, "end": 2348.6000000000004, "text": " Because the Aesol can just scan and just kill his Aesol."}, {"start": 2348.6, "end": 2350.6, "text": " I don't even know how to use it."}, {"start": 2350.6, "end": 2352.6, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 2352.6, "end": 2354.6, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 2354.6, "end": 2356.6, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 2356.6, "end": 2358.6, "text": " You're like the"}, {"start": 2358.6, "end": 2360.6, "text": " the"}, {"start": 2360.6, "end": 2362.6, "text": " the Pod Zemstance."}, {"start": 2362.6, "end": 2364.6, "text": " Pod Pod Zemstance."}, {"start": 2364.6, "end": 2366.6, "text": " How do you even pronounce his name?"}, {"start": 2366.6, "end": 2368.6, "text": " How do you even pronounce his name?"}, {"start": 2368.6, "end": 2370.6, "text": " I always say Pods."}, {"start": 2370.6, "end": 2372.6, "text": " But either way"}, {"start": 2372.6, "end": 2374.6, "text": " that guy's actually a demon."}, {"start": 2374.6, "end": 2376.6, "text": " Loki."}, {"start": 2376.6, "end": 2382.1, "text": " I thought I thought he was assed"}, {"start": 2386.1, "end": 2391.66, "text": " Because I watched last season playoffs, but I was watching I was watching the Suns against the Warriors yesterday"}, {"start": 2391.66, "end": 2393.66, "text": " He's not even bad anymore"}, {"start": 2394.22, "end": 2396.22, "text": " Like is any actually good now?"}, {"start": 2396.8199999999997, "end": 2398.8199999999997, "text": " But he's not even that bad"}, {"start": 2401.38, "end": 2403.38, "text": " Fuck no"}, {"start": 2403.38, "end": 2408.62, "text": " Like, he's not even bad!"}, {"start": 2408.62, "end": 2413.1, "text": " I think I would take pods over fuckin' dumb-ass Bankero."}, {"start": 2413.1, "end": 2415.9, "text": " Except that guy dropped the fat nuke."}, {"start": 2415.9, "end": 2420.82, "text": " But like, but I mean, no question mark?"}, {"start": 2420.82, "end": 2422.82, "text": " No good word?"}, {"start": 2422.82, "end": 2424.82, "text": " No good word?"}, {"start": 2424.82, "end": 2426.82, "text": " No good word?"}, {"start": 2436.82, "end": 2438.82, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 2441.82, "end": 2443.82, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 2450.82, "end": 2464.9, "text": " I didn't fight him, it's a bad beat."}, {"start": 2464.9, "end": 2466.1000000000004, "text": " Gee."}, {"start": 2466.1000000000004, "end": 2471.9, "text": " Alright, well, well I'm committed mech, yes."}, {"start": 2471.9, "end": 2474.34, "text": " Like I'm not playing anything else."}, {"start": 2474.34, "end": 2475.42, "text": " He's right."}, {"start": 2475.42, "end": 2479.78, "text": " I didn't take cryogenic with latent forge to not play mech."}, {"start": 2479.78, "end": 2490.78, "text": " But I am broke. Also I'm getting contested by expedition."}, {"start": 2490.78, "end": 2498.26, "text": " So uh yeah, it is what it is. I mean mech was like I'm not even kidding. Mech was not"}, {"start": 2498.26, "end": 2503.3, "text": " even good I'm surprised they just I mean no it was good but the reason it was"}, {"start": 2503.3, "end": 2505.5800000000004, "text": " good"}, {"start": 2512.3, "end": 2517.1600000000003, "text": " uh it's just like it was broken it was really good in kale it was really good in"}, {"start": 2517.1600000000003, "end": 2520.48, "text": " this rule like if you tried to play back outside of those or like outside of"}, {"start": 2520.48, "end": 2526.2400000000002, "text": " porn artifacts it was just fucking ass if you don't you don't be anyone but"}, {"start": 2526.2400000000002, "end": 2534.2400000000002, "text": " But like, so now it's like legit on playable, on like, on those, but I'm pretty sure it's still really good in, uh..."}, {"start": 2542.2400000000002, "end": 2546.2400000000002, "text": " Also, like, if you don't have an anima cash out, like, it's a lot worse as well."}, {"start": 2548.2400000000002, "end": 2551.2400000000002, "text": " But I don't want to ask the only win. He's eating a 4 cost."}, {"start": 2551.2400000000002, "end": 2553.2400000000002, "text": " Like, he's already at..."}, {"start": 2553.2400000000002, "end": 2554.2400000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2554.2400000000002, "end": 2555.2400000000002, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 2555.2400000000002, "end": 2567.2400000000002, "text": " If even we're trying to kill a unit, if I absolutely win, my game is over."}, {"start": 2567.2400000000002, "end": 2571.2400000000002, "text": " And I'm just gonna assume this guy is good."}, {"start": 2571.2400000000002, "end": 2586.84, "text": " I basically killed two because I could have fought level six."}, {"start": 2586.84, "end": 2590.76, "text": " But yeah, if this guy decides to open, my game is completely over."}, {"start": 2590.76, "end": 2594.6400000000003, "text": " Because I'm contested on mech and if you don't hit Galio two, it's over."}, {"start": 2594.6400000000003, "end": 2599.6400000000003, "text": " But if you hit Galio two, you just speed on a person, doesn't matter how many lines"}, {"start": 2599.6400000000003, "end": 2600.6400000000003, "text": " you have."}, {"start": 2600.64, "end": 2609.64, "text": " Yeah, restart mission, pause it, restart your game."}, {"start": 2609.64, "end": 2625.8399999999997, "text": " I mean, it's actually pretty good."}, {"start": 2625.84, "end": 2636.92, "text": " That's just a bad beat."}, {"start": 2636.92, "end": 2641.76, "text": " He got Econ, QG, and now I'm screwed."}, {"start": 2641.76, "end": 2643.76, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 2643.76, "end": 2647.36, "text": " He's not- he hit Restart Mission."}, {"start": 2647.36, "end": 2649.36, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 2649.36, "end": 2651.36, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2660.96, "end": 2662.96, "text": " Yay"}, {"start": 2670.76, "end": 2672.76, "text": " What the fuck is this"}, {"start": 2672.76, "end": 2685.6000000000004, "text": " this could have been me like when you full open into restart mission also like"}, {"start": 2685.6000000000004, "end": 2693.5600000000004, "text": " value to super important because alright what's my LP I imagine I didn't"}, {"start": 2693.5600000000004, "end": 2696.36, "text": " know I'm 3 LP so if I go 8 here it's basically too first"}, {"start": 2696.36, "end": 2725.28, "text": " I'm not even rich I don't have a I don't have a timebreaker in"}, {"start": 2725.28, "end": 2740.5600000000004, "text": " Wait, I think this guy is a mech as well!"}, {"start": 2740.5600000000004, "end": 2743.88, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 2743.88, "end": 2745.52, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 2745.52, "end": 2760.8, "text": " I don't understand. I think I want. Please, please, please."}, {"start": 2760.8, "end": 2785.8, "text": " Okay, Galeo please listen, I need it, I need it on me!"}, {"start": 2785.8, "end": 2802.2000000000003, "text": " Let me guess, they got Galeo."}, {"start": 2802.2000000000003, "end": 2808.36, "text": " You'll pick your own, you motherfucker."}, {"start": 2808.36, "end": 2813.36, "text": " He got a Galeo!"}, {"start": 2813.36, "end": 2841.2400000000002, "text": " I mean I'm probably just gonna report your shit yeah but I probably want to"}, {"start": 2841.2400000000002, "end": 2843.2400000000002, "text": " Forge a chain as well."}, {"start": 2851.92, "end": 2853.92, "text": " Okay, I got one gold. That's pretty good."}, {"start": 2858.48, "end": 2865.5000000000005, "text": " I am so poor. I think I have the four to it. And I'm three-way contested."}, {"start": 2871.2400000000002, "end": 2901.0000000000005, "text": " I mean, what can you do here?"}, {"start": 2901.0, "end": 2903.98, "text": " It's not a Galio from the thing, is that my fault?"}, {"start": 2903.98, "end": 2905.48, "text": " He got a Galio and I didn't."}, {"start": 2905.48, "end": 2908.52, "text": " Also he's about to pull a million gold, he's about to just load in Galio."}, {"start": 2908.52, "end": 2910.52, "text": " No GG, no no GG, GG."}, {"start": 2910.52, "end": 2913.32, "text": " Okay, but the thing is if I do hit, don't I just win the game?"}, {"start": 2913.32, "end": 2922.44, "text": " Like if I get lucky here, don't I actually just win the game?"}, {"start": 2922.44, "end": 2929.92, "text": " I have this with Cryogenic, and then I can reforge this post."}, {"start": 2929.92, "end": 2943.9, "text": " I'm actually about to win out if I if I here it's over it's actually over except I"}, {"start": 2943.9, "end": 2945.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2949.06, "end": 2951.06, "text": " I can get to golden"}, {"start": 2967.02, "end": 2971.2200000000003, "text": " Mordekaiser karma this this DK"}, {"start": 2973.9, "end": 2975.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2989.98, "end": 2991.98, "text": " Chain cloak glove"}, {"start": 2995.54, "end": 2998.02, "text": " What I get the cap of juice oh"}, {"start": 2998.02, "end": 3001.36, "text": " Oh, this actually seems pretty good on A-Soul."}, {"start": 3001.36, "end": 3005.8, "text": " Cause if my A-Soul dies, I mean it's actually pretty good, it's 25 AS as well."}, {"start": 3005.8, "end": 3011.6, "text": " And I have a Tier Glove, Tier Chain Glove, the cap of juice."}, {"start": 3011.6, "end": 3016.32, "text": " And then I have Tier Chain Rod Glove."}, {"start": 3016.32, "end": 3026.72, "text": " I mean, what can you do, I mean it is what it is."}, {"start": 3026.7200000000003, "end": 3029.7200000000003, "text": " I mean, this guy only has one A-Soul and he has zero fucking, what's it called?"}, {"start": 3040.32, "end": 3041.92, "text": " He has two A-Souls?"}, {"start": 3041.92, "end": 3042.7200000000003, "text": " He has-"}, {"start": 3042.7200000000003, "end": 3044.7200000000003, "text": " He has six Galeos!"}, {"start": 3052.92, "end": 3054.7200000000003, "text": " Alright, who's my tank?"}, {"start": 3054.7200000000003, "end": 3057.76, "text": " Uh, I guess I can tank, like, Nunu, too."}, {"start": 3059.6000000000004, "end": 3061.0400000000004, "text": " I just have to get a different tank."}, {"start": 3061.6000000000004, "end": 3062.32, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 3066.2400000000002, "end": 3066.7400000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3067.36, "end": 3069.0400000000004, "text": " The fuck are these?"}, {"start": 3071.5200000000004, "end": 3072.32, "text": " Can I FF?"}, {"start": 3084.7200000000003, "end": 3107.84, "text": " I'm looking I'm looking this is my board I don't have a single"}, {"start": 3107.84, "end": 3112.78, "text": " I don't have a single Asel either."}, {"start": 3112.78, "end": 3117.84, "text": " I don't have a single Asel."}, {"start": 3117.84, "end": 3128.84, "text": " Nunu is my mech."}, {"start": 3128.84, "end": 3135.84, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 3135.84, "end": 3142.84, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 3142.84, "end": 3146.84, "text": " Two free rolls."}, {"start": 3146.84, "end": 3154.84, "text": " That's pretty good, man."}, {"start": 3154.84, "end": 3172.84, "text": " This isn't even a nice HP to cash out the f-"}, {"start": 3172.84, "end": 3179.84, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 3179.84, "end": 3186.84, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 3186.84, "end": 3193.84, "text": " More?"}, {"start": 3193.84, "end": 3199.84, "text": " More?"}, {"start": 3199.84, "end": 3211.48, "text": " like how is this my fault how is this my he just has six galleos"}, {"start": 3211.48, "end": 3219.7200000000003, "text": " oh my god I didn't see a single acele either I don't care"}, {"start": 3229.84, "end": 3247.44, "text": " Wait, was that 5 LP or was that 3? Oh, that was 5. Oh, see? I mean, minus 5. I mean,"}, {"start": 3247.44, "end": 3251.96, "text": " no, that's the problem with taking this fucking latent forage is that you literally cannot"}, {"start": 3251.96, "end": 3257.6800000000003, "text": " get contested. Or like, bro, no, this patience is a virtue shit is so fucking broken."}, {"start": 3257.6800000000003, "end": 3278.76, "text": " Like the amount of rolls that you get, how can you even contest that shit, you can't."}, {"start": 3278.76, "end": 3284.2400000000002, "text": " Like the entire mech line is you just click econ and you just, if you hit Galio 2, Aethel"}, {"start": 3284.2400000000002, "end": 3286.8, "text": " 2, you just run everyone over to this galaxy."}, {"start": 3286.8, "end": 3288.8, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 3288.8, "end": 3290.8, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 3300.48, "end": 3302.48, "text": " Hood of Nami Riven, bro."}, {"start": 3302.48, "end": 3304.48, "text": " Let's..."}, {"start": 3308.48, "end": 3311.6800000000003, "text": " Let's just full open to play Nami Riven."}, {"start": 3312.6400000000003, "end": 3315.44, "text": " I think you win two rounds on stage four and you're dead."}, {"start": 3315.44, "end": 3317.44, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 3317.44, "end": 3319.44, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 3330.44, "end": 3332.44, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 3345.44, "end": 3363.32, "text": " I mean, whatever, it doesn't really matter, who cares."}, {"start": 3363.32, "end": 3367.7200000000003, "text": " How is Emily still in Emerald?"}, {"start": 3367.7200000000003, "end": 3369.7200000000003, "text": " That?"}, {"start": 3369.7200000000003, "end": 3374.04, "text": " Isn't that kind of sad?"}, {"start": 3374.04, "end": 3384.48, "text": " No, she was she streamed a full 20 hours yesterday, and she's still in Emerald how if I stream another 30 minutes"}, {"start": 3384.48, "end": 3386.48, "text": " I think I'll be I'll be dying"}, {"start": 3392.04, "end": 3398.8, "text": " Let's say thank you the subs I'm uh, all right, I'm down to stream today all the way until"}, {"start": 3404.04, "end": 3408.04, "text": " What are the NBA games tomorrow, not today?"}, {"start": 3408.04, "end": 3421.04, "text": " 76ers Celtics, Sun-Stlender, I don't want to watch anything, it's Magic Pistons, Troubler"}, {"start": 3421.04, "end": 3423.04, "text": " Troublers and Spurs?"}, {"start": 3423.04, "end": 3436.04, "text": " I mean, my take is that the only upset on this round that could happen is the Troublers and"}, {"start": 3436.04, "end": 3441.04, "text": " the Loki can beat the Spurs, and the Raptors and the Loki can beat the Cavs."}, {"start": 3441.04, "end": 3445.04, "text": " Like, Loki."}, {"start": 3445.04, "end": 3447.04, "text": " XD?"}, {"start": 3447.04, "end": 3449.04, "text": " Question mark?"}, {"start": 3449.04, "end": 3453.04, "text": " No, actually no. No joke."}, {"start": 3456.04, "end": 3460.04, "text": " Wait, the trailblazers aren't that. They're actually not- oh shit, I-"}, {"start": 3479.04, "end": 3488.04, "text": " I mean it gives us a lot of points, I'm not gonna spare it, not my overspray gun."}, {"start": 3488.04, "end": 3489.04, "text": " It's an umbrella."}, {"start": 3489.04, "end": 3490.04, "text": " What does this item do?"}, {"start": 3490.04, "end": 3491.04, "text": " If this item were better than what I was just wondering."}, {"start": 3491.04, "end": 3492.04, "text": " Is it useless?"}, {"start": 3492.04, "end": 3493.04, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 3493.04, "end": 3494.04, "text": " One, two, three, four, five, six, seven."}, {"start": 3494.04, "end": 3495.04, "text": " It's useless."}, {"start": 3495.04, "end": 3496.04, "text": " It's useless."}, {"start": 3496.04, "end": 3498.04, "text": " when I was just wondering..."}, {"start": 3500.04, "end": 3502.04, "text": " Is it useless?"}, {"start": 3506.04, "end": 3509.04, "text": " 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7..."}, {"start": 3509.04, "end": 3511.04, "text": " Help."}, {"start": 3513.04, "end": 3515.04, "text": " Help here."}, {"start": 3521.04, "end": 3523.04, "text": " Calculated loss."}, {"start": 3526.04, "end": 3532.04, "text": " Treasure Hunt."}, {"start": 3532.04, "end": 3544.04, "text": " I'm in both of your Pandora's items."}, {"start": 3544.04, "end": 3546.04, "text": " It's not even bad here."}, {"start": 3546.04, "end": 3548.04, "text": " It's two-animalpana."}, {"start": 3548.04, "end": 3551.04, "text": " Both of your belt belt."}, {"start": 3551.04, "end": 3553.04, "text": " Both of your belt belt."}, {"start": 3553.04, "end": 3555.04, "text": " Both of your belt belt."}, {"start": 3555.04, "end": 3560.24, "text": " Go to your Velcro, where armor deals damage 10 times gain EV."}, {"start": 3564.68, "end": 3566.04, "text": " Okay am I just playing with long?"}, {"start": 3568.16, "end": 3572.68, "text": " I'm pretty sure, I mean this game is, I'm pretty sure this is my demotion game by the way."}, {"start": 3574.6, "end": 3579.64, "text": " And I genuinely don't think it's possible for this to be the moment."}, {"start": 3581.24, "end": 3584.04, "text": " Hoss or Nix? I mean let me go check the odds."}, {"start": 3585.04, "end": 3591.04, "text": " I mean I'm not betting on any of these games. I'm officially retired. But let me if I were to"}, {"start": 3600.04, "end": 3602.04, "text": " I'm officially retired"}, {"start": 3606.6, "end": 3611.64, "text": " How was a how was jmg against eG going?"}, {"start": 3615.04, "end": 3620.04, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 3620.04, "end": 3626.04, "text": " Oh, he lost."}, {"start": 3626.04, "end": 3627.04, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 3627.04, "end": 3628.04, "text": " No, GG!"}, {"start": 3628.04, "end": 3633.04, "text": " He won me five but didn't..."}, {"start": 3633.04, "end": 3641.04, "text": " No, this has to be a bad beat, man."}, {"start": 3641.04, "end": 3652.04, "text": " Alright, I'm just gonna close this game here, let's see, QG, QG, I don't know, Bonfire."}, {"start": 3652.04, "end": 3656.04, "text": " Bro, just look at my spot, man, just look."}, {"start": 3656.04, "end": 3661.04, "text": " I mean, you've got nothing wrong with rooting for your team, man."}, {"start": 3661.04, "end": 3670.04, "text": " Alright, let me see what's going on real quick."}, {"start": 3670.04, "end": 3672.04, "text": " My favorite team."}, {"start": 3675.04, "end": 3681.04, "text": " Oh my god, I don't get it. This game is fucking over. I don't get it."}, {"start": 3682.04, "end": 3684.04, "text": " Oh the Arbiter, I'm pretty sure this is the best one."}, {"start": 3684.04, "end": 3688.04, "text": " It's uh, when Arbiter's deal damage 10 times they gain 8 AP."}, {"start": 3688.04, "end": 3691.04, "text": " The reason I think it's the best one is because uh..."}, {"start": 3695.04, "end": 3697.04, "text": " I mean, I don't know because they all feel like pretty similar,"}, {"start": 3697.04, "end": 3701.74, "text": " But I swear this is the best one like when I have this one that's always actually does like 5k damage"}, {"start": 3702.98, "end": 3704.98, "text": " So I wouldn't be surprised if it's the best one"}, {"start": 3707.74, "end": 3711.62, "text": " They were team equals team I bet on you know, I've been I've been watching baseball"}, {"start": 3714.18, "end": 3719.7, "text": " And uh, bro baseball is actually a good sport. I was a baseball hater"}, {"start": 3721.38, "end": 3723.38, "text": " But baseball is actually a good sport"}, {"start": 3727.04, "end": 3734.04, "text": " 3-fold is the number one most boring dog shit."}, {"start": 3734.04, "end": 3736.04, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3736.04, "end": 3738.04, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3745.04, "end": 3752.04, "text": " I can just feed Mordekaiser and then move items to, uh, maybe I just go Mordekaiser."}, {"start": 3752.04, "end": 3754.04, "text": " I mean sometimes you just hit it."}, {"start": 3754.04, "end": 3756.04, "text": " I'm probably going to be selling for 20."}, {"start": 3760.48, "end": 3762.36, "text": " The only people that watch baseball are the ones betting on it."}, {"start": 3762.36, "end": 3763.56, "text": " That's not even true."}, {"start": 3763.56, "end": 3764.96, "text": " I'm retired."}, {"start": 3771.44, "end": 3773.16, "text": " I should have put it, I should have put it over here."}, {"start": 3773.16, "end": 3774.48, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 3774.48, "end": 3776.88, "text": " Oh, well, Gigi's, and now I'm just moving."}, {"start": 3776.88, "end": 3778.32, "text": " Name three baseball players."}, {"start": 3780.96, "end": 3781.8, "text": " Rojas?"}, {"start": 3784.04, "end": 3793.64, "text": " That fucker at the bottom or top of the ninth or top bottom of the eighth or but no it"}, {"start": 3793.64, "end": 3810.12, "text": " was top of the ninth last last uh fuck that guy man uh uh George Springer"}, {"start": 3810.92, "end": 3812.92, "text": " Boba chef see"}, {"start": 3824.8399999999997, "end": 3826.8399999999997, "text": " Reading generally what uh"}, {"start": 3828.64, "end": 3835.1, "text": " Wait who else is there I don't even know uh, I mean you can't you can't just go ohtani. Oh the Yamamoto"}, {"start": 3836.12, "end": 3838.12, "text": " uh"}, {"start": 3838.12, "end": 3843.46, "text": " the that one shitter savage subodge or what are the fuck his name is that guy's"}, {"start": 3873.46, "end": 3876.7200000000003, "text": " Look at my over just take a look"}, {"start": 3881.66, "end": 3883.66, "text": " How can you even come open this box"}, {"start": 3888.14, "end": 3890.14, "text": " Yo box to thank you for the rain"}, {"start": 3890.5, "end": 3893.66, "text": " Did you uh, did you did you play?"}, {"start": 3894.54, "end": 3899.06, "text": " TFT before the the the the 44 event or the coaching event"}, {"start": 3899.9, "end": 3901.9, "text": " I'm surprised that you"}, {"start": 3901.9, "end": 3906.6600000000003, "text": " I'm like surprised that people pick up TFD because this game Loki is ass"}, {"start": 3907.94, "end": 3915.3, "text": " Super cat like how how do you just randomly start enjoying TFD because this game is fucking garbage"}, {"start": 3915.3, "end": 3917.3, "text": " I feel like this game is like"}, {"start": 3917.7000000000003, "end": 3922.1600000000003, "text": " You have to start early and then you just you're just a dick and you just have to be playing"}, {"start": 3923.94, "end": 3925.94, "text": " It's like not like a"}, {"start": 3927.98, "end": 3929.98, "text": " I'm gonna make this because it's a"}, {"start": 3929.98, "end": 3942.98, "text": " I need a bow or a rod, I need a ginsu, or I'm screwed, I'll go."}, {"start": 3942.98, "end": 3952.98, "text": " Neonim2, Gwen, Liss, do I want a level gear?"}, {"start": 3952.98, "end": 3954.98, "text": " 16th level I can."}, {"start": 3957.98, "end": 3959.98, "text": " Oh yeah, what the- I have Zoe too, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 3960.98, "end": 3962.98, "text": " Alright, well, this game's over."}, {"start": 3978.98, "end": 3981.98, "text": " Don't fuck with me, he's afraid of your power, yeah, I don't know about that."}, {"start": 3982.98, "end": 3985.98, "text": " But honestly, I'm glad you're enjoying TFT."}, {"start": 3985.98, "end": 3987.48, "text": " I feel like this game is like..."}, {"start": 3988.78, "end": 3991.48, "text": " If you liked TFT now, you would have fucking loved TFT."}, {"start": 3991.48, "end": 3992.48, "text": " Set 6."}, {"start": 3992.48, "end": 3993.48, "text": " Season 6."}, {"start": 3993.48, "end": 3994.48, "text": " Set 6."}, {"start": 3994.48, "end": 3995.48, "text": " Set 6?"}, {"start": 3995.48, "end": 3996.48, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3996.48, "end": 3997.98, "text": " But on that set,"}, {"start": 3997.98, "end": 4000.48, "text": " Bro, Yone was so fucking cool."}, {"start": 4000.48, "end": 4001.48, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 4006.48, "end": 4007.98, "text": " Mmm..."}, {"start": 4012.98, "end": 4024.8, "text": " Wait, Loki? I could go Darkstar plus one and play Vertical Darkstar. I actually think Vertical"}, {"start": 4024.8, "end": 4029.58, "text": " Darkstar is insanely good, but then I might throw it around. If I lose the round because"}, {"start": 4029.58, "end": 4033.78, "text": " I'm sitting here waiting for the spat, it's really bad. I'm down. I'm pretty sure it's"}, {"start": 4033.78, "end": 4044.0600000000004, "text": " And if I lose, it's what you like to call it back to me."}, {"start": 4044.0600000000004, "end": 4045.0600000000004, "text": " No BS or GG."}, {"start": 4045.0600000000004, "end": 4059.42, "text": " Do I do this at any way?"}, {"start": 4059.42, "end": 4062.42, "text": " I mean, I'm not gonna just roll, like, wait until I get this BSR."}, {"start": 4065.42, "end": 4069.82, "text": " I mean, it's actually so greedy, like, if I just go Gensu here, the game is over, by the way."}, {"start": 4069.82, "end": 4073.2200000000003, "text": " Like, I just take Portable Forge, and then I just, I just jam the Gensu."}, {"start": 4073.52, "end": 4075.32, "text": " Oh, the game is, is for sure over."}, {"start": 4077.52, "end": 4080.12, "text": " But I'm, I'm kinda down to just play Darsaur, it's way more fun."}, {"start": 4080.12, "end": 4081.52, "text": " Also, I think Darsaur's actually good."}, {"start": 4082.52, "end": 4083.52, "text": " Okay, maybe not, though."}, {"start": 4084.12, "end": 4084.92, "text": " Eh, whatever."}, {"start": 4084.92, "end": 4089.92, "text": " No BSRG."}, {"start": 4089.92, "end": 4096.92, "text": " I can make Arbiter plus one."}, {"start": 4096.92, "end": 4100.92, "text": " Roll."}, {"start": 4100.92, "end": 4105.92, "text": " 32 to level."}, {"start": 4105.92, "end": 4111.92, "text": " So I'm gonna demote if I lose this round."}, {"start": 4111.92, "end": 4113.92, "text": " I'm gonna demote, if I lose this round."}, {"start": 4119.8, "end": 4120.6, "text": " Or lose this game."}, {"start": 4122.0, "end": 4123.0, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 4124.5, "end": 4126.0, "text": " No, no, I don't give a fuck, man!"}, {"start": 4127.5, "end": 4130.3, "text": " I've got to play Darkstar, I'm not trying to play no fucking LeBlanc, man."}, {"start": 4134.0, "end": 4138.24, "text": " But I'm just saying, I could have taken an item from my Mordekaiser 2 or an item from my Zoe 2"}, {"start": 4138.4400000000005, "end": 4140.9400000000005, "text": " and can everyone agree that this game was guaranteed?"}, {"start": 4141.92, "end": 4146.28, "text": " I mean, it's probably still guaranteed, but I'm not even like, like, playing seriously."}, {"start": 4146.28, "end": 4151.32, "text": " Okay, I'm sorry, after this game, I'm done trolling. Like, what the fuck am I even doing?"}, {"start": 4151.32, "end": 4154.32, "text": " I'm like, I'm straight up trying to lose!"}, {"start": 4154.32, "end": 4156.32, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 4159.42, "end": 4161.42, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 4161.42, "end": 4163.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4171.9, "end": 4173.9, "text": " Rather have the RE"}, {"start": 4182.3, "end": 4187.18, "text": " Where's the BS word no BS or TV"}, {"start": 4191.42, "end": 4203.58, "text": " 3 Arbiter is 12."}, {"start": 4203.58, "end": 4204.58, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 4204.58, "end": 4205.58, "text": " Darsaur?"}, {"start": 4205.58, "end": 4206.58, "text": " Tomb Darsaur?"}, {"start": 4206.58, "end": 4223.48, "text": " I'm pretty sure I wouldn't say it anyway, no but it's because they just bought karma"}, {"start": 4223.48, "end": 4227.64, "text": " and I'm pretty sure the karmas are actually dead and you just dual carry karma ribbon"}, {"start": 4227.64, "end": 4237.320000000001, "text": " kaisa or karma ribbon gene does that actually sound cooking karma ribbon gene"}, {"start": 4248.68, "end": 4252.72, "text": " and I'm pretty sure this board doesn't have to roll a single time it's like to"}, {"start": 4252.72, "end": 4256.12, "text": " I just need to be a sort of low ribbon"}, {"start": 4262.8, "end": 4264.8, "text": " But I also give a kaisa"}, {"start": 4268.360000000001, "end": 4270.360000000001, "text": " It's four doors over sure"}, {"start": 4277.88, "end": 4279.88, "text": " And I have belt belt"}, {"start": 4282.72, "end": 4290.88, "text": " I'm not- I just took out Ford Armsar!"}, {"start": 4290.88, "end": 4317.66, "text": " I'm kinda gotta go somewhere, I don't think I'm making me loulders."}, {"start": 4317.66, "end": 4332.98, "text": " karma. Jane? Yeah, I could, I could just go Merlo. I could just Merlo Jin and call it"}, {"start": 4362.9800000000005, "end": 4384.120000000001, "text": " Here, broad blow, I mean JD is pretty good and I just cycle that until tier."}, {"start": 4384.120000000001, "end": 4392.280000000001, "text": " Just look at my spot, just look."}, {"start": 4392.28, "end": 4395.36, "text": " I don't have to roll it a single time."}, {"start": 4395.36, "end": 4397.679999999999, "text": " All right, dark star, let me see."}, {"start": 4422.28, "end": 4428.66, "text": " Okay, I have one open slot for who oh"}, {"start": 4434.5599999999995, "end": 4437.48, "text": " Darkstar with a with backline. Oh, I'm down"}, {"start": 4437.4800000000005, "end": 4452.26, "text": " I've done this with a Blitzcrank."}, {"start": 4452.26, "end": 4459.26, "text": " No, I don't need more damage, it's not in pro board of the day."}, {"start": 4512.26, "end": 4524.26, "text": " I mean, yeah, I mean, okay, honestly, it doesn't even matter like this spot was a guarantee"}, {"start": 4524.26, "end": 4525.26, "text": " first of regardless."}, {"start": 4525.26, "end": 4530.26, "text": " Like it actually, it actually just does not matter."}, {"start": 4530.26, "end": 4538.26, "text": " Who am I missing over over to get."}, {"start": 4538.26, "end": 4544.38, "text": " Oh karma 700"}, {"start": 4547.820000000001, "end": 4549.820000000001, "text": " Someone needs to kill him"}, {"start": 4568.26, "end": 4575.26, "text": " What the fuck is this a one-shot?"}, {"start": 4575.26, "end": 4594.26, "text": " I just sat at the stage and I'm just going to level up to 9 on 5-1 and just send it."}, {"start": 4594.26, "end": 4602.0, "text": " 8-3 re-rolls, uh, wait, is this a- I mean, it probably is, I don't know if it's a, so I'm not in any way."}, {"start": 4602.0, "end": 4604.0, "text": " Mortifizer, Diana, Zoey..."}, {"start": 4606.16, "end": 4607.66, "text": " Is this a..."}, {"start": 4609.860000000001, "end": 4611.360000000001, "text": " Does this work on Jin?"}, {"start": 4612.46, "end": 4614.96, "text": " Like, Jin should just stun the entire board, right?"}, {"start": 4619.860000000001, "end": 4620.860000000001, "text": " Probably."}, {"start": 4621.56, "end": 4622.56, "text": " I hope so."}, {"start": 4624.26, "end": 4639.7, "text": " Alright, it's going to be Moralojin with Shoujin, Shoujin Void JG on Karma 2, and then I'm just"}, {"start": 4639.7, "end": 4651.1, "text": " going to sack, fuck, PC, allow me."}, {"start": 4651.1, "end": 4658.1, "text": " Oh great, Leblanc 2."}, {"start": 4658.1, "end": 4660.1, "text": " Yay."}, {"start": 4660.1, "end": 4662.1, "text": " Leblanc 2."}, {"start": 4662.1, "end": 4664.1, "text": " I got nothing."}, {"start": 4664.1, "end": 4666.1, "text": " Is there something, is there something that I have more to say?"}, {"start": 4666.1, "end": 4668.1, "text": " Oh it does, nice."}, {"start": 4668.1, "end": 4695.06, "text": " I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose every fight anyway, I might as well just play here on"}, {"start": 4695.06, "end": 4705.06, "text": " board. Okay. That's two rolls. Can I play it over anything?"}, {"start": 4709.06, "end": 4713.06, "text": " Not really. Looks quick."}, {"start": 4713.06, "end": 4739.06, "text": " So fucking lucky fighting me right before I send it, actually so lucky."}, {"start": 4739.06, "end": 4742.06, "text": " I guess I also don't have to play Lurvan."}, {"start": 4742.06, "end": 4745.06, "text": " I completely like..."}, {"start": 4745.06, "end": 4748.06, "text": " I completely like Dark Star Bard."}, {"start": 4748.06, "end": 4750.06, "text": " If I get Bard too, I guess."}, {"start": 4750.06, "end": 4753.06, "text": " But I think I would rather have one more F1 unit."}, {"start": 4753.06, "end": 4756.06, "text": " So I think I will play Lurvan."}, {"start": 4756.06, "end": 4759.06, "text": " I'll give you the easy way out."}, {"start": 4763.06, "end": 4767.06, "text": " I don't think it's going to get better than this, honestly."}, {"start": 4769.06, "end": 4787.46, "text": " Oh, does this roll on controls?"}, {"start": 4787.46, "end": 4790.46, "text": " I hope not."}, {"start": 4790.46, "end": 4792.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4801.02, "end": 4804.4800000000005, "text": " Should do part of more gonna paired"}, {"start": 4813.06, "end": 4815.06, "text": " And I"}, {"start": 4815.06, "end": 4827.5, "text": " I don't have okay thank you I was about to start bitch except this is not even"}, {"start": 4827.5, "end": 4837.38, "text": " good I don't have a single two-star I also have a Sona I can't I'm zero gold"}, {"start": 4837.38, "end": 4839.38, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 4841.38, "end": 4844.38, "text": " Wait, this Karma damage is actually insane though."}, {"start": 4847.38, "end": 4849.38, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 4855.38, "end": 4857.38, "text": " I'm gonna heal my last roll."}, {"start": 4860.38, "end": 4862.38, "text": " If I hit Morgana too, then..."}, {"start": 4863.38, "end": 4865.38, "text": " Oh, fuck me, C2 win."}, {"start": 4867.38, "end": 4880.400000000001, "text": " where is the sauna I don't I mean what we're gonna one the one because then I"}, {"start": 4880.400000000001, "end": 4882.9800000000005, "text": " just like door some we're gonna like it doesn't matter I just need one so now"}, {"start": 4882.9800000000005, "end": 4886.06, "text": " and the one copy of these two I don't know fuck about the stupid ass jinn is"}, {"start": 4886.06, "end": 4889.34, "text": " doing but"}, {"start": 4889.34, "end": 4896.34, "text": " Okay, the 6 stars star is uh, and the strongest star star unit goes to uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,"}, {"start": 4896.34, "end": 4897.34, "text": " yeah."}, {"start": 4897.34, "end": 4898.34, "text": " Ah, yay!"}, {"start": 4898.34, "end": 4899.34, "text": " Wahoo!"}, {"start": 4899.34, "end": 4900.34, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 4900.34, "end": 4905.34, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 4905.34, "end": 4911.14, "text": " He cashed out a 600, man."}, {"start": 4911.14, "end": 4912.14, "text": " Just look!"}, {"start": 4912.14, "end": 4913.14, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 4913.14, "end": 4914.14, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 4914.14, "end": 4928.3, "text": " I mean he already won the game, I'm just trying to get GIN2 Sonar."}, {"start": 4928.3, "end": 4930.3, "text": " I honestly fucked a ribbon"}, {"start": 4944.3, "end": 4946.3, "text": " Is it two hex?"}, {"start": 4946.3, "end": 4948.3, "text": " Yeah, I might as well just backline ace"}, {"start": 4954.3, "end": 4956.3, "text": " Alright, how's it looking?"}, {"start": 4956.3, "end": 4958.3, "text": " 25"}, {"start": 4959.900000000001, "end": 4961.900000000001, "text": " I'm worth actually good"}, {"start": 4969.3, "end": 4973.18, "text": " What no"}, {"start": 4986.3, "end": 4988.3, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4994.1, "end": 4996.1, "text": " Don't get"}, {"start": 4998.42, "end": 5000.78, "text": " It was Riven like I should just kept moving I"}, {"start": 5003.14, "end": 5005.38, "text": " Need more from my not not one of the fuck I have right now"}, {"start": 5005.38, "end": 5016.38, "text": " Also, it just wrapped on the right because it's stupid as bloodstream just keeps greeping"}, {"start": 5016.38, "end": 5017.38, "text": " me, man."}, {"start": 5017.38, "end": 5030.38, "text": " I need to make sure I accidentally don't creep that one, don't creep the dark star."}, {"start": 5060.38, "end": 5075.9800000000005, "text": " actual trash I can't all right what is this 20% whole shield you should be do"}, {"start": 5075.9800000000005, "end": 5087.58, "text": " this wait I can't rotate into this again wait how wait I don't get it wait how"}, {"start": 5090.38, "end": 5095.02, "text": " Okay, I mean I didn't fight him that's pretty good"}, {"start": 5103.22, "end": 5105.22, "text": " How is my karma almost dead?"}, {"start": 5116.82, "end": 5119.900000000001, "text": " There's some hit master and you still emerald I can't"}, {"start": 5120.38, "end": 5125.38, "text": " Bro, it doesn't matter. Slow and steady wins the race, man. Just wait."}, {"start": 5128.88, "end": 5133.38, "text": " How is this guy 39HP? Who is he beating? This guy's board is trash."}, {"start": 5133.38, "end": 5135.38, "text": " Oh, it's not about his medallion."}, {"start": 5141.38, "end": 5143.38, "text": " Uhhhh..."}, {"start": 5150.38, "end": 5161.62, "text": " I think I want to roll a 4."}, {"start": 5161.62, "end": 5165.78, "text": " Meeksy 2 and Blitz 2."}, {"start": 5165.78, "end": 5173.06, "text": " I guess I can go Rimen 2, but I have Rimen 2 left, or not Rimen 2."}, {"start": 5173.06, "end": 5176.06, "text": " It's time to conquer the galaxy."}, {"start": 5176.06, "end": 5179.06, "text": " But I wanted to dance."}, {"start": 5180.06, "end": 5182.06, "text": " I could go Gumblade."}, {"start": 5189.06, "end": 5192.06, "text": " Make sure he's, uh, I haven't swapped it."}, {"start": 5198.06, "end": 5201.06, "text": " Maybe it's not worth it, and I should just come play Jin."}, {"start": 5203.06, "end": 5205.700000000001, "text": " Now the void is dead, but the convoy isn't dead on the end."}, {"start": 5205.700000000001, "end": 5207.700000000001, "text": " I probably should do that."}, {"start": 5215.700000000001, "end": 5219.700000000001, "text": " And then the moment you fight today, you're getting 50 gold."}, {"start": 5219.700000000001, "end": 5220.700000000001, "text": " Oh, great."}, {"start": 5220.700000000001, "end": 5223.700000000001, "text": " You just need to fuck you up."}, {"start": 5223.700000000001, "end": 5225.700000000001, "text": " Ah, that's not bad."}, {"start": 5225.700000000001, "end": 5227.700000000001, "text": " This is hard, though."}, {"start": 5233.06, "end": 5239.42, "text": " I could dark start this as well."}, {"start": 5239.42, "end": 5244.38, "text": " Dark start, let's crank."}, {"start": 5244.38, "end": 5249.38, "text": " I can't beat this guy regardless."}, {"start": 5249.38, "end": 5255.38, "text": " Oh, I'm fighting this guy again."}, {"start": 5255.38, "end": 5282.9800000000005, "text": " It's a disrespectful that he's still in the game."}, {"start": 5282.9800000000005, "end": 5292.500000000001, "text": " win dish soap to clogging toilet dish soap zero keep me so do one I came 38 for a"}, {"start": 5292.500000000001, "end": 5297.9400000000005, "text": " first oh wait I'm in second there might also sit what's going on"}, {"start": 5297.9400000000005, "end": 5302.200000000001, "text": " 600 charge cash out great, man"}, {"start": 5327.9400000000005, "end": 5334.9400000000005, "text": " All right, good, good."}, {"start": 5357.9400000000005, "end": 5381.860000000001, "text": " Dark Star plus one Dark Star Dark Star"}, {"start": 5381.86, "end": 5395.86, "text": " Punky. Wait, is it? Like, is it the first one actually broken? Or like, it's not broken, but it has to be good."}, {"start": 5395.86, "end": 5405.86, "text": " You get so much value from just playing 6. And that also carbons not even bad, I think."}, {"start": 5405.86, "end": 5418.86, "text": " It's fake news."}, {"start": 5418.86, "end": 5423.38, "text": " Oh no, it's just a six-star star."}, {"start": 5423.38, "end": 5430.58, "text": " And then you just play Alawi, Liss, Meepsy, Riven."}, {"start": 5430.58, "end": 5431.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5431.58, "end": 5438.58, "text": " And then you can drop a lousy for Blitzcrank and play Sona if you want."}, {"start": 5438.58, "end": 5464.58, "text": " I'm really about to destroy your career, Lil bro."}, {"start": 5464.58, "end": 5470.58, "text": " Oh, she is legit trash at TFD."}, {"start": 5470.58, "end": 5473.58, "text": " I don't know what to tell you, man."}, {"start": 5482.58, "end": 5484.58, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 5484.58, "end": 5486.58, "text": " Bell..."}, {"start": 5486.58, "end": 5489.58, "text": " Oh, I didn't hold the Nasus. GG."}, {"start": 5494.58, "end": 5504.58, "text": " just look at my opener it's already gonna guarantee top four they said I didn't hold"}, {"start": 5504.58, "end": 5512.34, "text": " the the nases which is actually pretty bad I guess it doesn't matter one two three four"}, {"start": 5512.34, "end": 5522.34, "text": " five six seven"}, {"start": 5522.34, "end": 5527.46, "text": " should be holding something better than Earth. Backline blueprint."}, {"start": 5530.9800000000005, "end": 5536.02, "text": " Bodyguard training is still good. It got nerfed, but I guess it can be bad if I'm playing towards..."}, {"start": 5538.5, "end": 5546.02, "text": " Let me see. Because if I have let's say a level 8, it's 16, 10, 26 armor and I'm on whole board."}, {"start": 5546.02, "end": 5549.46, "text": " And the backline blueprint is kinda fun."}, {"start": 5549.46, "end": 5550.9800000000005, "text": " And whatever, fuck it."}, {"start": 5550.9800000000005, "end": 5554.38, "text": " Speedy, wait, I mean I feel like this is actually the open for speedy double kill."}, {"start": 5554.38, "end": 5555.700000000001, "text": " I mean, he's right."}, {"start": 5555.7, "end": 5580.7, "text": " I mean just look at my opener I already I have the best arbiter in the game for the"}, {"start": 5580.7, "end": 5586.54, "text": " long it's just a guarantee top four again"}, {"start": 5595.3, "end": 5603.5, "text": " it's this I'm still here did he just leave is this is this spot bought horrible"}, {"start": 5603.5, "end": 5607.58, "text": " be honest"}, {"start": 5610.7, "end": 5615.62, "text": " Yeah, how?"}, {"start": 5615.62, "end": 5621.7, "text": " The only way it's bought horrible is if the entire lobby just randomly wants to play the"}, {"start": 5621.7, "end": 5625.42, "text": " Blanc and I see zero."}, {"start": 5625.42, "end": 5627.0599999999995, "text": " Or if they have like seven spreading roots."}, {"start": 5627.0599999999995, "end": 5631.26, "text": " I mean this looks pretty orfarming, that's an eighth, it's slamming his ass, no sign"}, {"start": 5631.26, "end": 5635.099999999999, "text": " of it, it's actually pretty strong, you have to close it I'm sure."}, {"start": 5635.099999999999, "end": 5638.46, "text": " Orfarming into Shen or whatever."}, {"start": 5638.46, "end": 5647.1, "text": " What is this, price fighter with last waspoth and then gintsu arc angel."}, {"start": 5647.1, "end": 5650.94, "text": " I mean I'm pretty sure this is not Bob Orwell."}, {"start": 5650.94, "end": 5653.02, "text": " Bro you always say this and it's always close."}, {"start": 5653.02, "end": 5657.34, "text": " I mean it's only close because the spot is so good I start trying to throw man."}, {"start": 5657.34, "end": 5662.06, "text": " So what happens when I don't try to throw?"}, {"start": 5662.06, "end": 5666.94, "text": " Oh it's a top 4."}, {"start": 5696.9400000000005, "end": 5703.22, "text": " put money at 60-40 odds on whether on whether this is the top or not I know"}, {"start": 5703.22, "end": 5708.14, "text": " which side you would slam settle down buddy"}, {"start": 5738.14, "end": 5750.54, "text": " rod hopefully people fix rock up I don't see why they would wait one two three"}, {"start": 5780.54, "end": 5785.58, "text": " Sunfire against you rod and my board's actually like pretty okay"}, {"start": 5791.54, "end": 5794.06, "text": " All right, I can't"}, {"start": 5802.3, "end": 5804.3, "text": " I think I'm putting myself to sleep"}, {"start": 5810.54, "end": 5826.7, "text": " I lost bro"}, {"start": 5826.7, "end": 5832.62, "text": " Oh, great."}, {"start": 5832.62, "end": 5837.62, "text": " I would have won if I had a, if I, if I had, uh, the one or two lots for a man."}, {"start": 5837.62, "end": 5859.14, "text": " level 5 level 5 40 you haven't that's what I am"}, {"start": 5859.14, "end": 5865.54, "text": " Orpharming Shen, Gensu Arc, I mean this is playing what's it called for sure."}, {"start": 5865.54, "end": 5869.14, "text": " I don't even think I beat this guy."}, {"start": 5869.14, "end": 5872.14, "text": " Ah, great."}, {"start": 5872.14, "end": 5875.14, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 5882.14, "end": 5886.14, "text": " This is my Contestor and D5 Street."}, {"start": 5889.14, "end": 5896.88, "text": " It said I'm 40 gold somehow, but how the fuck am I 40 gold?"}, {"start": 5896.88, "end": 5899.0, "text": " But how is he only 20 gold?"}, {"start": 5899.0, "end": 5900.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5900.0, "end": 5906.5, "text": " You just think, like, how can you be 20 gold behind?"}, {"start": 5906.5, "end": 5911.5, "text": " I guess his board is more similar to mine."}, {"start": 5911.5, "end": 5912.5, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 5912.5, "end": 5916.5, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, he took Thresh."}, {"start": 5916.5, "end": 5917.5, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 5917.5, "end": 5922.5, "text": " Pro, that's actually so good for..."}, {"start": 5922.5, "end": 5924.5, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 5924.5, "end": 5927.5, "text": " I mean, I'm pretty sure it's not Bob Horrible."}, {"start": 5927.5, "end": 5930.5, "text": " Oh, it's Bob Horrible, but it's like not likely."}, {"start": 5930.5, "end": 5931.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5931.5, "end": 5932.5, "text": " Chain, Rod."}, {"start": 5932.5, "end": 5935.5, "text": " I guess my Tier 2 is complete trash."}, {"start": 5935.5, "end": 5937.5, "text": " Samira"}, {"start": 5942.42, "end": 5947.5, "text": " I mean I could just slam Gumbelade not really I probably should"}, {"start": 5952.06, "end": 5959.64, "text": " It's uh the stacking at the Arbiter it's gonna work jack fast beyond"}, {"start": 5995.5, "end": 6016.8, "text": " It's, it can't hit that board, like you can throw, because Arboretus too good, when"}, {"start": 6016.8, "end": 6020.8, "text": " The armor deals damage 10 times, they gain 8 AP."}, {"start": 6022.8, "end": 6025.8, "text": " Invested? Like invested and I just..."}, {"start": 6027.8, "end": 6029.8, "text": " Band of fees and this comp, who am I band of fees with?"}, {"start": 6030.8, "end": 6031.8, "text": " Sword overflow, no."}, {"start": 6032.8, "end": 6033.8, "text": " Why spending?"}, {"start": 6035.8, "end": 6037.8, "text": " I mean, I don't really like invested."}, {"start": 6039.8, "end": 6041.8, "text": " Well, I don't really like why spending either."}, {"start": 6041.8, "end": 6042.8, "text": " Hello!"}, {"start": 6046.8, "end": 6049.2, "text": " I don't like tiniest, I mean I guess I can go tiniest Titan and..."}, {"start": 6055.320000000001, "end": 6055.820000000001, "text": " Zoe."}, {"start": 6058.38, "end": 6059.9800000000005, "text": " Is Seeker's good on the Blanc?"}, {"start": 6063.16, "end": 6065.0, "text": " I mean I'm not taking these, I can tell you that."}, {"start": 6073.04, "end": 6074.320000000001, "text": " Game 20 AP."}, {"start": 6076.8, "end": 6087.8, "text": " I'm pretty sure I can move Seekers to like Morgana and then just go get some Gumbly Vex."}, {"start": 6087.8, "end": 6089.8, "text": " I mean, this is a guaranteed nine."}, {"start": 6089.8, "end": 6093.8, "text": " Well, I should have just taken Panias, I think."}, {"start": 6093.8, "end": 6098.8, "text": " Is there even good artifacts for what's his name?"}, {"start": 6098.8, "end": 6102.8, "text": " Holy!"}, {"start": 6102.8, "end": 6104.8, "text": " Gigi! Gigi!"}, {"start": 6113.8, "end": 6114.8, "text": " Gigi!"}, {"start": 6121.8, "end": 6123.8, "text": " What is this, Space Grove?"}, {"start": 6125.8, "end": 6126.8, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 6132.8, "end": 6153.92, "text": " Oh the arbiter is uh every every 10 instances of damage can gain anything."}, {"start": 6153.92, "end": 6155.92, "text": " So it is a game today."}, {"start": 6155.92, "end": 6157.92, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6157.92, "end": 6161.92, "text": " But I feel like it can't be good to go Gumbly with this."}, {"start": 6161.92, "end": 6165.92, "text": " But I mean I don't really want to be a sword."}, {"start": 6165.92, "end": 6168.92, "text": " And I don't think I'm ever going for Bowel on this thing anyway."}, {"start": 6168.92, "end": 6174.92, "text": " I can actually take the Thresh, and then I'm just playing off of the chain."}, {"start": 6174.92, "end": 6178.92, "text": " And I don't really want Econ because I have this fucking Kintzu augment."}, {"start": 6178.92, "end": 6182.92, "text": " I can just go down whatever I want as long as I'm not dead."}, {"start": 6182.92, "end": 6187.92, "text": " I'm lost for three."}, {"start": 6187.92, "end": 6192.92, "text": " Uh, let me switch now."}, {"start": 6192.92, "end": 6197.92, "text": " Trash forever."}, {"start": 6197.92, "end": 6201.92, "text": " Tier chain."}, {"start": 6201.92, "end": 6206.92, "text": " And?"}, {"start": 6206.92, "end": 6211.92, "text": " What is even good?"}, {"start": 6211.92, "end": 6213.92, "text": " I'm a dream dummy that's not even bad"}, {"start": 6218.64, "end": 6220.64, "text": " This is space girl"}, {"start": 6225.24, "end": 6227.24, "text": " There's nothing better I can play"}, {"start": 6241.92, "end": 6264.42, "text": " I don't think it's worth reading into the detectors, I didn't kill a single unit, I can't, I'm like"}, {"start": 6264.42, "end": 6275.1, "text": " giga scaling though it's uh I can I can just go Soraka boon with sweet treats on"}, {"start": 6275.1, "end": 6279.54, "text": " on four vanguard frontline so my frontline is gonna be always good"}, {"start": 6309.54, "end": 6321.22, "text": " Let me see, this guy's still streaking."}, {"start": 6321.22, "end": 6324.78, "text": " And he's playing towards Leblanc and he has soul awakening."}, {"start": 6324.78, "end": 6327.46, "text": " And I have a fucking Seekers armguard."}, {"start": 6327.46, "end": 6328.46, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 6328.46, "end": 6329.46, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6329.46, "end": 6336.46, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6345.46, "end": 6348.46, "text": " Alright, at least I cut it straight so it's a little bit poorer."}, {"start": 6348.46, "end": 6355.46, "text": " But he's going to be willing a lot of gold."}, {"start": 6359.46, "end": 6364.46, "text": " I'm not even rolling that much. I guess I'm not rolling that little."}, {"start": 6371.46, "end": 6375.46, "text": " I think I can hold that. I don't have to play 4-Ranger frontline."}, {"start": 6375.46, "end": 6379.46, "text": " It's a pretty sure you all know that 4-Ranger frontline with C traits."}, {"start": 6379.46, "end": 6383.46, "text": " So honestly, I'm just only roll for that shit."}, {"start": 6383.46, "end": 6387.46, "text": " Gensu, R, or Gensu complete, sneakers."}, {"start": 6419.46, "end": 6428.62, "text": " I can't finish my third tank item, it's going to be on."}, {"start": 6428.62, "end": 6433.26, "text": " Check Emily's board where?"}, {"start": 6433.26, "end": 6437.26, "text": " Nunu 2 Leblanc 2!"}, {"start": 6437.26, "end": 6438.26, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6438.26, "end": 6449.26, "text": " I mean, it's fine because I can play like Galio through frontline, it's actually fine."}, {"start": 6449.26, "end": 6455.26, "text": " In lowkey, Zoe 2 is actually tanky as fuck, or not tanky, like Zoe 2 actually does infinite damage."}, {"start": 6461.26, "end": 6465.26, "text": " But, uh, I mean, surely I can find one copy."}, {"start": 6466.26, "end": 6467.26, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 6468.26, "end": 6470.26, "text": " Killed with steel, and I just find the Vex."}, {"start": 6471.26, "end": 6472.26, "text": " No."}, {"start": 6479.26, "end": 6484.26, "text": " I do need a meaty though."}, {"start": 6484.26, "end": 6491.26, "text": " Okay, I guess I can just play, uh, this first, what's it called."}, {"start": 6491.26, "end": 6495.26, "text": " Lulu."}, {"start": 6495.26, "end": 6499.26, "text": " Jinx."}, {"start": 6499.26, "end": 6503.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6503.26, "end": 6508.26, "text": " I mean, how's it looking?"}, {"start": 6508.26, "end": 6517.9400000000005, "text": " any tank item war logs a vowel I'm not even playing shepherd how do I play"}, {"start": 6517.9400000000005, "end": 6520.58, "text": " shepherd on my board"}, {"start": 6523.46, "end": 6527.06, "text": " I need a lousy plus"}, {"start": 6557.06, "end": 6564.06, "text": " Not mean Liz."}, {"start": 6564.06, "end": 6584.820000000001, "text": " Is the Blunk one better than Zoe do?"}, {"start": 6584.82, "end": 6587.9, "text": " I don't even have a karma, so I don't even want to swap."}, {"start": 6587.9, "end": 6589.299999999999, "text": " Oh great, four Leblancs."}, {"start": 6589.299999999999, "end": 6590.139999999999, "text": " Well played, man."}, {"start": 6590.139999999999, "end": 6591.66, "text": " Blitz 2 as well."}, {"start": 6591.66, "end": 6594.179999999999, "text": " This I found the Vex."}, {"start": 6594.179999999999, "end": 6595.42, "text": " OK, so where's my Vex?"}, {"start": 6605.5, "end": 6608.0599999999995, "text": " Karma?"}, {"start": 6608.0599999999995, "end": 6609.62, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 6614.82, "end": 6630.82, "text": " I mean I can't go thrushes where I'm in love belt"}, {"start": 6630.82, "end": 6632.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6645.62, "end": 6650.099999999999, "text": " Think it's a bought for as I know it's a bought for my board suck"}, {"start": 6652.7, "end": 6655.179999999999, "text": " Well, I'm about to just sell it they said I don't even have a karma"}, {"start": 6655.18, "end": 6662.18, "text": " Like how do I not have a single karma?"}, {"start": 6662.18, "end": 6671.18, "text": " Alright whatever."}, {"start": 6671.18, "end": 6684.740000000001, "text": " Okay, karma 2, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 6684.74, "end": 6693.24, "text": " belt love but if you should I just go guard I need to make some problem and I'm"}, {"start": 6693.24, "end": 6697.88, "text": " screwed in"}, {"start": 6714.74, "end": 6717.74, "text": " Just look. Oh, god."}, {"start": 6719.74, "end": 6721.74, "text": " I don't have a single team star."}, {"start": 6725.74, "end": 6726.74, "text": " Do you want it?"}, {"start": 6728.74, "end": 6730.74, "text": " I don't even have a lousy, too."}, {"start": 6731.74, "end": 6734.74, "text": " I mean, it probably is Tanger's, but I don't have a morphine now, or whatever."}, {"start": 6738.74, "end": 6740.74, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 6740.74, "end": 6749.74, "text": " I think I'm going A."}, {"start": 6749.74, "end": 6756.74, "text": " Rast 3."}, {"start": 6786.74, "end": 6788.74, "text": " It's actually nasty"}, {"start": 6793.0599999999995, "end": 6795.0599999999995, "text": " Tear cloak belching"}, {"start": 6798.0199999999995, "end": 6800.82, "text": " Bone belt"}, {"start": 6805.46, "end": 6809.219999999999, "text": " Glove cloak cloak whatever"}, {"start": 6811.94, "end": 6814.42, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 6816.74, "end": 6823.46, "text": " I don't even have a new pair how many removers do I have"}, {"start": 6828.58, "end": 6834.099999999999, "text": " Whatever like look at it. Look at the Zoe damage the zero item Zoe did 4.5. Isn't that actually crazy?"}, {"start": 6838.9, "end": 6840.9, "text": " How many moves I have"}, {"start": 6840.900000000001, "end": 6848.3, "text": " not enough. Alright, I just need two people to randomly die and then I can actually hit"}, {"start": 6848.3, "end": 6852.420000000001, "text": " everything and I'm probably still going 6 at best. Oh great, Nunu 2. This has double"}, {"start": 6852.420000000001, "end": 6868.820000000001, "text": " 9 with the Leblanc 2 as well. My main tank Mordekaiser. Main tank Mordekaiser. Not"}, {"start": 6868.82, "end": 6873.82, "text": " Not only is this a bot 4, I think this is an 8, because I don't beat this guy."}, {"start": 6873.82, "end": 6875.82, "text": " Actually, I got one stack already."}, {"start": 6875.82, "end": 6878.82, "text": " I'm getting two stacks already."}, {"start": 6890.82, "end": 6892.82, "text": " Holy shit, I beat someone!"}, {"start": 6892.82, "end": 6893.82, "text": " That's 40 gold!"}, {"start": 6893.82, "end": 6894.82, "text": " Alright!"}, {"start": 6898.82, "end": 6905.82, "text": " Surely I can find the lawi too, right?"}, {"start": 6905.82, "end": 6930.82, "text": " I don't know if I'm going to reverse it, I don't think he did."}, {"start": 6930.82, "end": 6933.82, "text": " Oh great, the effects too, I hope not."}, {"start": 6935.82, "end": 6936.82, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 6936.82, "end": 6937.82, "text": " There's Arbiter."}, {"start": 6937.82, "end": 6941.82, "text": " I'm just sure, surely, she didn't carry the wrong friend."}, {"start": 6954.82, "end": 6959.82, "text": " I mean, isn't this fight actually pretty close, considering he's level 9 with 2-star LeBlanc, 2-star Galio,"}, {"start": 6959.82, "end": 6965.4, "text": " Galio, and I don't even have a lousy too. It's actually pretty close. Alright, one guy's dead. I just need"}, {"start": 6966.219999999999, "end": 6968.5199999999995, "text": " This guy to just get one shot"}, {"start": 7019.82, "end": 7026.82, "text": " He's one HP."}, {"start": 7026.82, "end": 7035.82, "text": " Oh my god, I'm here."}, {"start": 7035.82, "end": 7041.82, "text": " I don't have a single two-star."}, {"start": 7041.82, "end": 7048.82, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 7108.82, "end": 7110.82, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7130.04, "end": 7132.04, "text": " I'm back!"}, {"start": 7132.04, "end": 7134.04, "text": " Wahoo!"}, {"start": 7138.82, "end": 7140.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7146.38, "end": 7152.0, "text": " Cash out I cash out 40 gold to make my board of the equivalent of a fortune board"}, {"start": 7168.82, "end": 7189.82, "text": " I can't..."}, {"start": 7189.82, "end": 7204.34, "text": " Wait, I don't understand."}, {"start": 7204.34, "end": 7210.34, "text": " I don't understand what you would click anything but econ."}, {"start": 7210.34, "end": 7214.38, "text": " Some of these econ augments are so broken and then you just roll down and you just hit"}, {"start": 7214.38, "end": 7216.0599999999995, "text": " everything."}, {"start": 7216.0599999999995, "end": 7218.0599999999995, "text": " How can you compete?"}, {"start": 7218.06, "end": 7236.06, "text": " Like, I'm not saying the reason I'm hard stuck emerald is because of augment imbalance, but"}, {"start": 7236.06, "end": 7241.06, "text": " I'm saying, well first of all I'm not even hard stuck emerald, and second of all, like"}, {"start": 7241.06, "end": 7245.84, "text": " You can't even deny that the augment in balance is like legit egregious, or no."}, {"start": 7248.240000000001, "end": 7252.04, "text": " Like some of these econ augments are just so fucking OP."}, {"start": 7253.04, "end": 7258.400000000001, "text": " And it doesn't help that there's no real tanks outside of like Nunu and Rammus."}, {"start": 7258.400000000001, "end": 7259.68, "text": " Like if you don't hit your fault."}, {"start": 7259.68, "end": 7272.700000000001, "text": " Like, you just click econ, you roll down, and you have enough econ to 4-1 it?"}, {"start": 7272.700000000001, "end": 7279.0, "text": " Like also, this timebreaker, how is timebreaker even allowed?"}, {"start": 7279.0, "end": 7288.0, "text": " If you lose the round and you just, ah, rage bait, rage bait."}, {"start": 7298.0, "end": 7303.0, "text": " Does he understand that econ is always good in the beginning of any set because boards aren't optimized yet?"}, {"start": 7303.0, "end": 7308.0, "text": " I'm pretty sure it's actually the opposite."}, {"start": 7308.0, "end": 7315.0, "text": " Because Econ into Winout doesn't do anything when boards are optimized."}, {"start": 7315.0, "end": 7318.0, "text": " Yes, it is the opposite."}, {"start": 7318.0, "end": 7329.0, "text": " On new patches, it's better to just play stronger board because people with money aren't even using their money efficiently."}, {"start": 7329.0, "end": 7335.0, "text": " Like, if you notice on a new patch, if you just sit there and play strongest and save HP,"}, {"start": 7335.0, "end": 7344.24, "text": " your ADP is like it's guaranteed top six but like as the patch goes on and on"}, {"start": 7344.24, "end": 7349.04, "text": " having a strong opener gets it gets worse and worse"}, {"start": 7395.0, "end": 7397.42, "text": " Loot's drinking with timebreaker. Isn't it just too OP?"}, {"start": 7398.1, "end": 7401.16, "text": " You just have perfect items. It doesn't matter how low you are"}, {"start": 7401.76, "end": 7408.32, "text": " And you just 4-1 all in how can you lose a round? I just I just don't understand how can you lose a round?"}, {"start": 7414.98, "end": 7420.44, "text": " Like I had like an insane opener, but like it doesn't even matter. I might as well just sell my entire board and just play timebreaker"}, {"start": 7420.4400000000005, "end": 7424.88, "text": " Oh good"}, {"start": 7427.52, "end": 7432.76, "text": " Shepard, but I haven't I haven't opened her again, but like I don't even know if I want to play it. I"}, {"start": 7433.72, "end": 7435.72, "text": " Have three shepherd to vanguard"}, {"start": 7450.4400000000005, "end": 7474.52, "text": " Wait, isn't my opener straight up insane?"}, {"start": 7474.52, "end": 7479.960000000001, "text": " But what happens if I play towards whatever line I play towards and then someone has Econ"}, {"start": 7479.96, "end": 7486.06, "text": " It just hits to sort my two-star front line and two-star tank or a two-star carry. I'm just fucked gg"}, {"start": 7486.06, "end": 7515.06, "text": " It's just like solo peeps are just open into and I just do this one that was either bad."}, {"start": 7515.06, "end": 7522.06, "text": " Fishbones, shit, I mean Gambler's Blade for some gold early."}, {"start": 7522.06, "end": 7528.06, "text": " What's my..."}, {"start": 7528.06, "end": 7531.06, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 7531.06, "end": 7537.06, "text": " What the fuck are these?"}, {"start": 7537.06, "end": 7542.06, "text": " Alright, I'm not gonna just try this."}, {"start": 7572.06, "end": 7593.02, "text": " I mean like here on Plain Temple I already know this is just about four. It was probably"}, {"start": 7593.02, "end": 7598.620000000001, "text": " better to just sit here and just fold Degen and just open and play mech."}, {"start": 7598.620000000001, "end": 7606.780000000001, "text": " Like, it doesn't even matter that I have this opener, does this open up even matter, also"}, {"start": 7606.780000000001, "end": 7610.46, "text": " I should have waited for this to open up."}, {"start": 7610.46, "end": 7621.660000000001, "text": " Well, no, I mean I already made the Shogunjin and I already made the, I think I already"}, {"start": 7621.66, "end": 7628.66, "text": " level to four like I mean what am I opening for?"}, {"start": 7628.66, "end": 7653.34, "text": " I can beat this guy with more 2."}, {"start": 7653.34, "end": 7655.54, "text": " but we'll be discussed well"}, {"start": 7655.54, "end": 7662.54, "text": " i'm happy this guy's wall"}, {"start": 7679.22, "end": 7682.12, "text": " witness"}, {"start": 7682.12, "end": 7683.12, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 7697.12, "end": 7699.12, "text": " Please farm one more roll, one more, one more."}, {"start": 7707.12, "end": 7708.12, "text": " Alright, it's fine."}, {"start": 7709.12, "end": 7710.12, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 7712.12, "end": 7724.4, "text": " You get a 2 star or 2 cost or you get a 3 cost and 2 gold and a bow, I think I will"}, {"start": 7724.400000000001, "end": 7728.400000000001, "text": " I'll keep the bow and I get to go there instead of you."}, {"start": 7728.400000000001, "end": 7732.400000000001, "text": " Let this be a warning to the rest."}, {"start": 7732.400000000001, "end": 7734.400000000001, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 7745.400000000001, "end": 7748.400000000001, "text": " No list. I can't."}, {"start": 7754.400000000001, "end": 7761.960000000001, "text": " I can drop shepherd in place for them or online"}, {"start": 7784.400000000001, "end": 7790.400000000001, "text": " Darkstar, Void, JG, Mortu, Pantheon..."}, {"start": 7790.400000000001, "end": 7795.400000000001, "text": " Is this... you cannot tell me this is not a bad view by the way."}, {"start": 7795.400000000001, "end": 7801.400000000001, "text": " I fight... I fight someone weak and I upgrade the Mortar Kaiser II, try to win streak, and then I fight..."}, {"start": 7801.400000000001, "end": 7808.400000000001, "text": " Oh wait. Oh I think I won. Hello?"}, {"start": 7808.400000000001, "end": 7811.400000000001, "text": " Oh yeah, I won. Okay, it's fine."}, {"start": 7811.400000000001, "end": 7814.400000000001, "text": " If I lost this round this game was actually fucking over. Also, this game is literally not farm-"}, {"start": 7815.400000000001, "end": 7817.400000000001, "text": " This game is literally not farm any shit."}, {"start": 7824.400000000001, "end": 7825.400000000001, "text": " Is this still? Nice."}, {"start": 7829.400000000001, "end": 7831.400000000001, "text": " I mean, that's not as strong though."}, {"start": 7834.400000000001, "end": 7835.400000000001, "text": " These games are too shit."}, {"start": 7837.400000000001, "end": 7840.400000000001, "text": " Alright. I mean, this is a guaranteed top 4, I'd say."}, {"start": 7841.400000000001, "end": 7846.400000000001, "text": " I just have to survive until 5-2-3 where I am."}, {"start": 7846.400000000001, "end": 7851.400000000001, "text": " Let me just check what people are playing."}, {"start": 7851.400000000001, "end": 7852.400000000001, "text": " Puzzle, Arbiter."}, {"start": 7852.400000000001, "end": 7855.400000000001, "text": " Oh great, he's probably opening through the long."}, {"start": 7855.400000000001, "end": 7858.400000000001, "text": " Is this opening to mech?"}, {"start": 7858.400000000001, "end": 7860.400000000001, "text": " Some shepherd shit?"}, {"start": 7860.400000000001, "end": 7862.400000000001, "text": " Samira too, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 7862.400000000001, "end": 7863.400000000001, "text": " Shuriken, TF."}, {"start": 7863.400000000001, "end": 7866.400000000001, "text": " Uh, playing towards Karma."}, {"start": 7866.400000000001, "end": 7869.400000000001, "text": " Nova, Darkstar."}, {"start": 7869.400000000001, "end": 7883.080000000001, "text": " If I get an econ augment on 3, 2, I can actually fast-time, but my board is pretty good."}, {"start": 7883.08, "end": 7885.08, "text": " Now I beat some here too with two items."}, {"start": 7885.08, "end": 7887.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7901.08, "end": 7903.08, "text": " Replicator."}, {"start": 7913.08, "end": 7926.44, "text": " Has anyone tried the uh, the new Chipotle like lime sauce or whatever the fuck?"}, {"start": 7926.44, "end": 7932.12, "text": " I saw an ad for it and I was thinking about getting Chipotle today."}, {"start": 7932.12, "end": 7935.04, "text": " Yes it's solid, it's ass."}, {"start": 7935.04, "end": 7937.64, "text": " Yes it's good as fuck."}, {"start": 7937.64, "end": 7942.2, "text": " Okay so is it good or is it bad?"}, {"start": 7942.2, "end": 7947.2, "text": " Dog shit."}, {"start": 7947.2, "end": 7951.7, "text": " Honestly, pretty good."}, {"start": 7951.7, "end": 7953.179999999999, "text": " Okay, that's actually like a lot of goods."}, {"start": 7953.179999999999, "end": 7954.179999999999, "text": " I'm about it."}, {"start": 7954.179999999999, "end": 7967.179999999999, "text": " I'm about to order this shit."}, {"start": 7967.179999999999, "end": 7968.179999999999, "text": " We live in Europe."}, {"start": 7968.179999999999, "end": 7969.179999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7969.179999999999, "end": 7970.179999999999, "text": " Is there not Chipotle in Europe?"}, {"start": 7970.179999999999, "end": 7971.179999999999, "text": " Or, like, what?"}, {"start": 7971.18, "end": 7981.02, "text": " Oh, there is it?"}, {"start": 7981.02, "end": 7985.42, "text": " Is there Chick-fil-A in Europe?"}, {"start": 7985.42, "end": 7987.42, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7987.42, "end": 7998.46, "text": " What the fuck does Europe have then?"}, {"start": 7998.46, "end": 7999.46, "text": " McDonald's."}, {"start": 7999.46, "end": 8000.46, "text": " I fucking can."}, {"start": 8000.46, "end": 8010.46, "text": " I'm pretty sure with Stan United you can just play towards the victor board."}, {"start": 8010.46, "end": 8017.78, "text": " I'm pretty sure with Stan United you can just play towards the victor board and I think"}, {"start": 8017.78, "end": 8021.14, "text": " I have the straight up the worst one though."}, {"start": 8021.14, "end": 8023.02, "text": " But I don't think it matters."}, {"start": 8023.02, "end": 8048.02, "text": " off optics. Oh, actually, another 9-part was nice. It's pretty good. 12th level brawler."}, {"start": 8048.02, "end": 8062.860000000001, "text": " All Americans does is feed us with poisons."}, {"start": 8062.860000000001, "end": 8067.06, "text": " I don't think you're American."}, {"start": 8067.06, "end": 8074.06, "text": " Just the way you- just- I need to farm one gold man."}, {"start": 8074.06, "end": 8081.54, "text": " I think I lost anyway though."}, {"start": 8081.54, "end": 8087.38, "text": " I have to sell my Leona for all of it."}, {"start": 8087.38, "end": 8099.900000000001, "text": " I mean, I don't find it out of Leona whenever it is what it is."}, {"start": 8099.900000000001, "end": 8104.900000000001, "text": " If I either farm one gold or I have to win the round, I'm not sure if it's a surprise."}, {"start": 8104.900000000001, "end": 8107.900000000001, "text": " I'm going to get too strong, okay."}, {"start": 8107.900000000001, "end": 8112.900000000001, "text": " Darkstar, Timebreaker, Nova."}, {"start": 8112.900000000001, "end": 8115.900000000001, "text": " I just got reminded."}, {"start": 8122.900000000001, "end": 8125.900000000001, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 8125.900000000001, "end": 8130.34, "text": " How is spreading groups still in the game like traitry like"}, {"start": 8144.660000000001, "end": 8148.780000000001, "text": " Okay, I mean it's fine like at least this augment is fun and living forage I get to uh"}, {"start": 8155.900000000001, "end": 8160.900000000001, "text": " I get to see some more items. Isn't that pretty fun?"}, {"start": 8172.900000000001, "end": 8175.900000000001, "text": " Gain a copy of a 3 cost champion you own and 2 gold."}, {"start": 8175.900000000001, "end": 8178.900000000001, "text": " Or I can gain 11 gold with a tier."}, {"start": 8178.900000000001, "end": 8181.900000000001, "text": " I don't mind the belt and this is guaranteed what I would do."}, {"start": 8181.900000000001, "end": 8187.900000000001, "text": " And yes, that's pretty good and I guess Jax, Gragas."}, {"start": 8191.900000000001, "end": 8193.900000000001, "text": " Well my spot is actually the same now."}, {"start": 8193.900000000001, "end": 8197.900000000001, "text": " Malawi too, partial ascension, 3 to Malawi, getting an ornitem here."}, {"start": 8197.9, "end": 8214.9, "text": " Oh, holy shit dude, they almost just, uh, minked me."}, {"start": 8214.9, "end": 8215.9, "text": " Wait?"}, {"start": 8215.9, "end": 8217.74, "text": " I think it's just a pretty good long item."}, {"start": 8217.74, "end": 8218.74, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 8218.74, "end": 8223.9, "text": " I'm running low on a little boost."}, {"start": 8223.9, "end": 8224.9, "text": " Gambler plus flicker?"}, {"start": 8224.9, "end": 8225.9, "text": " That has to be insane."}, {"start": 8225.9, "end": 8232.619999999999, "text": " insane. And I don't have to worry about Gensu. Okay, this spot surely is not"}, {"start": 8232.619999999999, "end": 8235.06, "text": " bought forable."}, {"start": 8246.94, "end": 8250.94, "text": " I'll get a place for that, sorry. But I'm pretty sure I don't even have to roll. Is"}, {"start": 8250.94, "end": 8266.7, "text": " I'm not going to actually stable, and I just go straight to 9."}, {"start": 8266.7, "end": 8269.1, "text": " I mean, so the gambler's blade is starting at that speed?"}, {"start": 8269.1, "end": 8270.1, "text": " Like Flicker?"}, {"start": 8270.1, "end": 8271.1, "text": " Okay, listen."}, {"start": 8271.1, "end": 8276.980000000001, "text": " Flicker blade ginsu is trash, yes, but Flicker blade gambler's blade actually has to be good."}, {"start": 8306.98, "end": 8321.76, "text": " if I get like on voidstaff I'll swap out into gmail"}, {"start": 8321.76, "end": 8335.76, "text": " but I'm pretty sure I don't have to roll a single time"}, {"start": 8335.76, "end": 8338.76, "text": " If I get a voidstab, I just remove her, just keep the shogun on the list."}, {"start": 8345.76, "end": 8346.76, "text": " Okay, and then I just go past 9."}, {"start": 8349.76, "end": 8350.76, "text": " 87 HP."}, {"start": 8355.76, "end": 8357.76, "text": " I am kind of running low on removers though."}, {"start": 8357.76, "end": 8359.76, "text": " So, meat."}, {"start": 8365.56, "end": 8368.56, "text": " I wanna, I uh, I could just roll."}, {"start": 8368.56, "end": 8373.56, "text": " VSWord, both VSWord, glove, is this, a pan?"}, {"start": 8373.56, "end": 8374.56, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8374.56, "end": 8375.56, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8375.56, "end": 8376.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8376.56, "end": 8377.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8377.56, "end": 8379.56, "text": " No Rod Revoider."}, {"start": 8384.56, "end": 8386.56, "text": " Both VSWord belt."}, {"start": 8387.76, "end": 8397.880000000001, "text": " If I go GS and I just have no void staff, but I mean it's fine, whatever, I'm gonna"}, {"start": 8397.880000000001, "end": 8399.880000000001, "text": " I'm gonna go and remove this little..."}, {"start": 8401.480000000001, "end": 8403.480000000001, "text": " And I'm probably just going to boydra plus one."}, {"start": 8407.400000000001, "end": 8408.400000000001, "text": " Oh nice."}, {"start": 8415.160000000002, "end": 8416.160000000002, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 8417.480000000001, "end": 8418.480000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8419.240000000002, "end": 8420.240000000002, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 8427.880000000001, "end": 8430.460000000001, "text": " And I'm just a Voyager plus one"}, {"start": 8434.720000000001, "end": 8436.720000000001, "text": " I'm just asking about the"}, {"start": 8437.2, "end": 8443.2, "text": " I'm fighting lovely zero the lovely 10. All right. I just sat the stage. I'm just nine on I sat the stage"}, {"start": 8443.2, "end": 8445.2, "text": " I'm nine on five one in GV"}, {"start": 8457.880000000001, "end": 8467.44, "text": " I don't I don't need more items you are at I get a font is that good a font I"}, {"start": 8470.12, "end": 8472.12, "text": " Go font or I go jewel notice"}, {"start": 8487.880000000001, "end": 8490.880000000001, "text": " Maybe like an extra Morgana 0 item, what the fuck does that do?"}, {"start": 8490.880000000001, "end": 8492.880000000001, "text": " Absolutely nothing."}, {"start": 8494.880000000001, "end": 8496.880000000001, "text": " I'm probably not playing what's it called right?"}, {"start": 8498.880000000001, "end": 8500.880000000001, "text": " Level E plus..."}, {"start": 8517.880000000001, "end": 8529.400000000001, "text": " Alright, I don't even think I have enough money to, uh..."}, {"start": 8529.400000000001, "end": 8533.920000000002, "text": " I don't think I have enough money to 9-on-5-1."}, {"start": 8533.920000000002, "end": 8538.920000000002, "text": " So why the fuck?"}, {"start": 8538.92, "end": 8549.04, "text": " There's not a single LeBlanc player, and I'm sitting here going fast nine."}, {"start": 8549.04, "end": 8550.04, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 8550.04, "end": 8561.2, "text": " But I don't even know if it's better."}, {"start": 8561.2, "end": 8568.76, "text": " I'm gonna get like an extra two, four, six, I'll have eight rolls, sixteen gold."}, {"start": 8568.76, "end": 8596.76, "text": " I don't have E gone. I need Rod for Voyager, but I don't even have a..."}, {"start": 8596.76, "end": 8606.52, "text": " game two random lose one and that's pretty good and that's still gonna be the"}, {"start": 8606.52, "end": 8608.92, "text": " first one"}, {"start": 8609.2, "end": 8614.32, "text": " well now we are the new no I mean it's too late to roll if I was gonna roll I was"}, {"start": 8614.32, "end": 8617.72, "text": " gonna roll a 4-2 like you might as well just ask you more it doesn't matter it is"}, {"start": 8617.72, "end": 8620.0, "text": " what it is"}, {"start": 8626.76, "end": 8655.76, "text": " I mean I could start upgrading the graves now."}, {"start": 8655.76, "end": 8665.76, "text": " I just lose the gold, but I'm not playing Graze, only dead before that happens."}, {"start": 8665.76, "end": 8667.76, "text": " Min of reduction by 5."}, {"start": 8667.76, "end": 8668.76, "text": " Karma."}, {"start": 8668.76, "end": 8679.76, "text": " Cause it's just gonna be Shogen on what's it called, on Karma."}, {"start": 8679.76, "end": 8682.76, "text": " I think I'm going to do one life."}, {"start": 8682.76, "end": 8688.76, "text": " The Grizzly is not gonna scale. I need like eight rounds for the Grizzly scale, by the time that happens I'll only get."}, {"start": 8698.76, "end": 8700.76, "text": " I don't think I have enough money for this shit."}, {"start": 8704.76, "end": 8706.76, "text": " I could have just rolled from Nunu to Leblanc to..."}, {"start": 8712.76, "end": 8740.04, "text": " another karma too"}, {"start": 8740.04, "end": 8758.92, "text": " look at the gold that I have another karma 2"}, {"start": 8758.92, "end": 8767.92, "text": " What the fuck am I doing?"}, {"start": 8767.92, "end": 8771.92, "text": " I don't even have gold to roll."}, {"start": 8771.92, "end": 8772.92, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 8772.92, "end": 8784.92, "text": " I can't have an extra what's it called but it's actually fine."}, {"start": 8784.92, "end": 8802.08, "text": " I mean I really don't want to play Jhin."}, {"start": 8802.08, "end": 8804.4, "text": " I just looked."}, {"start": 8804.4, "end": 8811.4, "text": " i think i'm going to be playing sona gary"}, {"start": 8819.4, "end": 8826.4, "text": " all"}, {"start": 8826.4, "end": 8838.4, "text": " I should probably, where's your front line?"}, {"start": 8838.4, "end": 8845.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8845.4, "end": 8846.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8846.4, "end": 8847.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8847.4, "end": 8848.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8848.4, "end": 8850.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8855.4, "end": 8856.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8858.4, "end": 8862.4, "text": " Sona carries Zero Vex? My frontline is..."}, {"start": 8878.4, "end": 8906.92, "text": " I got my second vex surely I'm not dead what the fuck are these"}, {"start": 8906.92, "end": 8913.92, "text": " quicker blade for sure, wit's end, void staff"}, {"start": 8913.92, "end": 8938.92, "text": " I mean if I make it to Vex 2, I can actually win this game."}, {"start": 8938.92, "end": 8962.8, "text": " Also, what the Sona buffs is Sona better, oh it has to be."}, {"start": 8992.800000000001, "end": 8999.800000000001, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 8999.800000000001, "end": 9002.800000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9002.800000000001, "end": 9005.240000000002, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9005.240000000002, "end": 9009.920000000002, "text": " Next room please?"}, {"start": 9009.920000000002, "end": 9012.76, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 9012.76, "end": 9016.76, "text": " Hello? Next to you please?"}, {"start": 9017.76, "end": 9019.76, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 9019.76, "end": 9024.76, "text": " So long as this flow remains, I live."}, {"start": 9029.76, "end": 9031.76, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 9031.76, "end": 9033.76, "text": " Get in the dock!"}, {"start": 9036.76, "end": 9039.76, "text": " Ugh! I don't get it."}, {"start": 9040.76, "end": 9042.76, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 9042.76, "end": 9060.2, "text": " I mean the problem with this is my- like if I have- if I have two star Vex- is it my-"}, {"start": 9060.2, "end": 9069.6, "text": " A, B, C, A, just look at his augments I can!"}, {"start": 9069.6, "end": 9076.6, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 9076.6, "end": 9092.960000000001, "text": " Like this is not a real BOP4, like I say this every time, but these are like one of the BOP4s"}, {"start": 9092.960000000001, "end": 9097.12, "text": " where like if I were actually playing the game, do you really think I would just sit"}, {"start": 9097.12, "end": 9103.84, "text": " There's a year who's going to go nine next day bro like you can just roll for the block and do new and call it a day man"}, {"start": 9127.12, "end": 9144.560000000001, "text": " Who is changing my title, K3 Nuke?"}, {"start": 9144.56, "end": 9151.56, "text": " I'll get it."}, {"start": 9174.56, "end": 9203.56, "text": " If I don't get bored and just play Leblanc, isn't that game a top 4 guaranteed?"}, {"start": 9203.56, "end": 9208.56, "text": " Yes! Yes!"}, {"start": 9209.56, "end": 9211.56, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 9212.56, "end": 9214.56, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 9219.56, "end": 9222.56, "text": " I'm trying to throw, man."}, {"start": 9223.56, "end": 9225.56, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 9226.56, "end": 9228.56, "text": " Stay out of my way!"}, {"start": 9233.56, "end": 9240.56, "text": " No time to waste."}, {"start": 9263.56, "end": 9270.56, "text": " All right, G."}, {"start": 9293.56, "end": 9300.56, "text": " No time to waste."}, {"start": 9310.56, "end": 9314.56, "text": " Alright, don't worry. There is Kale."}, {"start": 9314.56, "end": 9321.56, "text": " Bull rod belt."}, {"start": 9353.56, "end": 9369.56, "text": " Okay, the thing is, it's actually not that good because I can't slam, I mean I guess I"}, {"start": 9369.56, "end": 9378.039999999999, "text": " can make Morello and then just play off of the bow, you can see Morello plus a bow,"}, {"start": 9378.04, "end": 9383.560000000001, "text": " like voids off and then move them around eventually but like the thing is like they nerf the aura"}, {"start": 9383.560000000001, "end": 9390.04, "text": " farm so you don't get until 4-3 so if you don't get it until 4-3 sometimes you just get"}, {"start": 9393.400000000001, "end": 9393.880000000001, "text": " so yeah"}, {"start": 9401.320000000002, "end": 9404.2, "text": " oh i got a free reroll that's pretty good i mean i still have to roll for the frontline though"}, {"start": 9404.2, "end": 9409.16, "text": " I don't have to play vanguard frontline I can I can roll for like the other stuff as well"}, {"start": 9416.08, "end": 9422.58, "text": " The Arbiter is the first time each Arbiter drops a little 40% health you have a 2.5% chance to gain one real"}, {"start": 9422.6, "end": 9425.28, "text": " So you still have the role for your lord and then the thing is"}, {"start": 9426.7, "end": 9431.86, "text": " Yeah, I mean they said you just skipped it. Okay. I don't even know why I'm bitching because I have a fucking Vex, too"}, {"start": 9434.2, "end": 9444.2, "text": " But as long as you're pretty strong though, I'm probably gonna load in with 20x HP."}, {"start": 9444.2, "end": 9460.2, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 9460.2, "end": 9462.2, "text": " What are the odds?"}, {"start": 9462.2, "end": 9466.04, "text": " So it's point the chance of not getting a role is point seven five to the third. Oh"}, {"start": 9467.0, "end": 9469.0, "text": " That's a pretty high"}, {"start": 9469.52, "end": 9472.04, "text": " You have a 42% chance not to get a role"}, {"start": 9473.400000000001, "end": 9475.400000000001, "text": " Honestly, that's pretty high"}, {"start": 9482.08, "end": 9484.08, "text": " K3 math"}, {"start": 9485.480000000001, "end": 9488.320000000002, "text": " Wait what is my math? Oh wait, it's my math wrong"}, {"start": 9492.2, "end": 9503.560000000001, "text": " No, because it can only proc once, so you have to do the not."}, {"start": 9503.560000000001, "end": 9505.28, "text": " Well now it's 50%."}, {"start": 9505.28, "end": 9509.08, "text": " So now each one that dies, you have a 50% chance, so now it's just going to be, I mean"}, {"start": 9509.08, "end": 9516.400000000001, "text": " it's just one by one, so now you only have a 12% chance not to get it, but it can only"}, {"start": 9516.400000000001, "end": 9517.400000000001, "text": " proc once."}, {"start": 9517.400000000001, "end": 9521.68, "text": " Okay, listen, you can call me stupid."}, {"start": 9521.68, "end": 9525.68, "text": " But I'm actually good at math."}, {"start": 9525.68, "end": 9536.68, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 9536.68, "end": 9539.68, "text": " I had a 2.7."}, {"start": 9539.68, "end": 9542.68, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 9542.68, "end": 9546.68, "text": " I genuinely..."}, {"start": 9546.68, "end": 9551.68, "text": " If you think your GPA correlates to intelligence, fuck you."}, {"start": 9551.68, "end": 9552.68, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 9552.68, "end": 9553.68, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 9553.68, "end": 9583.24, "text": " I'm pretty sure a 2.7... okay, okay, just hear me out, hear me out."}, {"start": 9583.24, "end": 9590.44, "text": " I'm pretty sure a 2.7 is better than like a 3.1, because a 2.7 means that you don't give a fuck,"}, {"start": 9590.44, "end": 9594.039999999999, "text": " but a 3.1 means you like low-key care, you're just ass."}, {"start": 9597.64, "end": 9598.14, "text": " Or no."}, {"start": 9600.84, "end": 9605.64, "text": " Like, like doesn't 3.1 mean that you actually like somewhat care about your GPA?"}, {"start": 9605.64, "end": 9612.24, "text": " The moment your GPA is in the twos, you think a guy cares if their GPA is a 2.7 versus a 2.6?"}, {"start": 9613.24, "end": 9619.74, "text": " In fact, I didn't even have a 2.7, I had a 2.68, but either way, like it's just not fucking mad. Who cares?"}, {"start": 9620.539999999999, "end": 9623.039999999999, "text": " The only thing that matters is I graduated."}, {"start": 9631.84, "end": 9634.84, "text": " But I feel like at 3.1, you get to the point where it's like,"}, {"start": 9635.14, "end": 9639.14, "text": " if I have a little bit higher of a GPA, maybe I can apply to like, some post-grad shit."}, {"start": 9640.84, "end": 9642.039999999999, "text": " Yeah, see?"}, {"start": 9643.24, "end": 9653.5, "text": " like what's the difference between a 2.0 and a 2.6 legit nothing no no grab"}, {"start": 9653.5, "end": 9656.92, "text": " program is going to accept you anyway who the fuck cares and at that point no"}, {"start": 9656.92, "end": 9661.9, "text": " no one hiring is gonna be like oh this guy has a 2.8 let's hire him oh this"}, {"start": 9661.9, "end": 9665.9, "text": " guy has a 2.0 I have declined bro it doesn't work like that like no matter"}, {"start": 9665.9, "end": 9672.539999999999, "text": " what your GP is complete dog shit it's whether you graduated or not see"}, {"start": 9673.24, "end": 9675.24, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 9689.24, "end": 9694.24, "text": " Alright, nice. If I thought this guy who opened on me out, it was an uncontested agent."}, {"start": 9694.24, "end": 9703.76, "text": " My math is not wrong, right, it's just 0.5 to the third on a chance of getting the roll."}, {"start": 9703.76, "end": 9708.84, "text": " You can't get more than one, so it seems pretty consistent."}, {"start": 9708.84, "end": 9715.96, "text": " I lowered 142%er, then I hit 387.5ers."}, {"start": 9715.96, "end": 9716.96, "text": " That's pretty good."}, {"start": 9716.960000000001, "end": 9727.640000000001, "text": " The thing is, I don't even think Vex is that OP."}, {"start": 9727.640000000001, "end": 9728.640000000001, "text": " You know what's OP?"}, {"start": 9728.640000000001, "end": 9729.640000000001, "text": " Spreading Roots."}, {"start": 9729.640000000001, "end": 9731.640000000001, "text": " Or like Emblems with a tapped board."}, {"start": 9731.640000000001, "end": 9734.640000000001, "text": " But that's what's actually OP."}, {"start": 9734.64, "end": 9741.64, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 9741.64, "end": 9748.64, "text": " I'm on the job."}, {"start": 9764.64, "end": 9766.64, "text": " Another Diana."}, {"start": 9774.64, "end": 9776.64, "text": " Maybe I could play a..."}, {"start": 9781.64, "end": 9783.64, "text": " ...Anima and cash out like some trash."}, {"start": 9785.64, "end": 9788.64, "text": " And now it would be 0.5 to the fourth."}, {"start": 9788.64, "end": 9790.64, "text": " And the chances of that missing is 6.2%."}, {"start": 9790.64, "end": 9792.64, "text": " Like that's not even possible."}, {"start": 9794.64, "end": 9807.16, "text": " I just have to roll for any frontline, the backline doesn't even matter."}, {"start": 9807.16, "end": 9808.599999999999, "text": " Any frontline and I'm chillin."}, {"start": 9808.599999999999, "end": 9813.72, "text": " I can play like the Bastions, I can play, I can play Bastion frontline, I can play"}, {"start": 9813.72, "end": 9820.119999999999, "text": " Vanguard frontline, I can play like Maokai TK with Atrox plus one."}, {"start": 9820.12, "end": 9827.12, "text": " You can't miss."}, {"start": 9827.12, "end": 9832.12, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 9832.12, "end": 9834.12, "text": " Okay, nice."}, {"start": 9834.12, "end": 9836.12, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 9836.12, "end": 9841.12, "text": " I mean, this game is actually a guarantee first."}, {"start": 9841.12, "end": 9849.12, "text": " I'm too healthy, I think."}, {"start": 9849.12, "end": 9857.960000000001, "text": " Why is spending?"}, {"start": 9857.960000000001, "end": 9858.960000000001, "text": " Belt overflow."}, {"start": 9858.960000000001, "end": 9863.480000000001, "text": " I mean, look at the belt overflow, it's not even bad here."}, {"start": 9863.480000000001, "end": 9864.480000000001, "text": " Hold the line."}, {"start": 9864.480000000001, "end": 9867.12, "text": " So all I need is frontline, I just win every fight."}, {"start": 9867.12, "end": 9871.800000000001, "text": " I mean, hold the line is actually so much combat though."}, {"start": 9871.800000000001, "end": 9876.660000000002, "text": " treat treat I get cited"}, {"start": 9880.62, "end": 9883.920000000002, "text": " now just keep sacking them"}, {"start": 9885.52, "end": 9888.880000000001, "text": " the time breaker"}, {"start": 9895.800000000001, "end": 9898.86, "text": " I don't know what I think look at that spice my board because I'm probably going to"}, {"start": 9898.86, "end": 9908.58, "text": " stack until like 4 or 5 or 4-3. But I'm pretty sure I should just cap around"}, {"start": 9938.58, "end": 9944.58, "text": " Atron's Akali, Fiora, plus every legendary in the game."}, {"start": 9954.58, "end": 9955.58, "text": " I'm not playing this."}, {"start": 9964.58, "end": 9967.58, "text": " Wait, but what happens if I fight a 3 star what's it called?"}, {"start": 9967.58, "end": 9970.98, "text": " GG. I'm probably not rolling Vanguard either."}, {"start": 9970.98, "end": 9975.58, "text": " Oh, I'm just farming... I'm just farming rolls."}, {"start": 9975.58, "end": 9978.58, "text": " Guys, it's fine. I'm just farming rolls."}, {"start": 9978.58, "end": 9984.58, "text": " Like, if I take trait tree, if I take, like, a combat augment, like, I'm just sitting there, like, noostriking anyway,"}, {"start": 9984.58, "end": 9987.58, "text": " and like, half of the value of these augments is that you..."}, {"start": 9987.58, "end": 9991.58, "text": " half of the value of the augments is that you can spike, like, immediately, but I'm not even spiking anything."}, {"start": 9991.58, "end": 9993.58, "text": " But, like, I feel like with how many augments I'm playing, I'm guaranteed to roll."}, {"start": 9993.58, "end": 9995.58, "text": " I'm just pretty good."}, {"start": 9997.58, "end": 10008.9, "text": " And I just roll for like any frontline and then hopefully I can nine on"}, {"start": 10008.9, "end": 10016.66, "text": " whatever I really don't want to know"}, {"start": 10016.66, "end": 10036.14, "text": " I get an extra HP on her, and Rammus is pretty good because I can play Rammus, Meepsy, Rammus,"}, {"start": 10036.14, "end": 10065.439999999999, "text": " Let's bar though."}, {"start": 10065.44, "end": 10072.44, "text": " I don't even need Void Staff."}, {"start": 10072.44, "end": 10089.44, "text": " I just need Ginsu, GS, Rollo, Glove, Glove, Glove, Glove, Gsord."}, {"start": 10089.44, "end": 10095.32, "text": " I mean, am I always playing towards Atroc plus Shen?"}, {"start": 10095.32, "end": 10119.64, "text": " not. Does everybody have Ravis, Meepsy? Alright, I just have to roll for like any"}, {"start": 10119.64, "end": 10123.72, "text": " frontline and then I just go 9. Honestly, why don't I just go 9 anyway? Who the fuck"}, {"start": 10123.72, "end": 10138.24, "text": " 39 HP. And then I just roll for like meepsy, Rammus? No no, I should probably... Do I have"}, {"start": 10138.24, "end": 10140.24, "text": " of each meeting a sack all the way"}, {"start": 10140.24, "end": 10142.24, "text": " you see you promise"}, {"start": 10147.24, "end": 10149.24, "text": " uh barred mord"}, {"start": 10153.24, "end": 10154.24, "text": " mord"}, {"start": 10158.24, "end": 10159.24, "text": " karma"}, {"start": 10162.24, "end": 10163.24, "text": " litz, barred"}, {"start": 10165.24, "end": 10167.24, "text": " shen, morgana, dex"}, {"start": 10168.24, "end": 10191.92, "text": " I probably need to roll so I don't just die though because I don't have any money to"}, {"start": 10191.92, "end": 10202.84, "text": " 4-1 it or 4-3 it. I just need to win one round. Anyone?"}, {"start": 10221.92, "end": 10232.36, "text": " Bro, I might as well just say fuck it."}, {"start": 10232.36, "end": 10238.2, "text": " And I just for- how much money do I have?"}, {"start": 10238.2, "end": 10243.56, "text": " I don't have enough money!"}, {"start": 10243.56, "end": 10246.64, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10246.64, "end": 10248.64, "text": " GIN 2!"}, {"start": 10257.279999999999, "end": 10259.279999999999, "text": " GIN 2!"}, {"start": 10262.56, "end": 10264.56, "text": " I don't have enough Muggy!"}, {"start": 10267.84, "end": 10269.84, "text": " What's my HP?"}, {"start": 10270.72, "end": 10272.72, "text": " I mean I have 15 HP so I just have to kill..."}, {"start": 10273.199999999999, "end": 10275.279999999999, "text": " I mean it's 64 to level. I have a lot of free rolls."}, {"start": 10276.64, "end": 10282.14, "text": " No, no, no, like I just need a frontline. No, no, no, it's fine. It's fine. Just just trust me"}, {"start": 10291.64, "end": 10293.64, "text": " Okay, it looks like I'm people I'm not actually"}, {"start": 10293.64, "end": 10307.22, "text": " I just need to make sure I can kill like two units here"}, {"start": 10307.22, "end": 10310.699999999999, "text": " 6 free rolls?"}, {"start": 10310.699999999999, "end": 10313.699999999999, "text": " Man, I've never played that, no."}, {"start": 10313.699999999999, "end": 10320.699999999999, "text": " And, fuck this, man."}, {"start": 10320.699999999999, "end": 10323.699999999999, "text": " Fiora."}, {"start": 10323.699999999999, "end": 10326.38, "text": " Another Fiora."}, {"start": 10326.38, "end": 10328.019999999999, "text": " I'm out of rolls."}, {"start": 10328.019999999999, "end": 10331.019999999999, "text": " I'm out of rolls."}, {"start": 10331.019999999999, "end": 10336.46, "text": " Okay, it's fine, it's fine."}, {"start": 10336.460000000001, "end": 10339.54, "text": " Surely I can kill one unit in here, right?"}, {"start": 10339.54, "end": 10341.460000000001, "text": " I can be your enemy."}, {"start": 10348.140000000001, "end": 10352.300000000001, "text": " I'm getting a Vets 2 next turn is all I'm gonna say."}, {"start": 10352.300000000001, "end": 10354.400000000001, "text": " My frontline can't, I'm 8th!"}, {"start": 10354.400000000001, "end": 10357.320000000002, "text": " I just need to roll on age, man!"}, {"start": 10357.320000000002, "end": 10361.740000000002, "text": " I'm alive, but like, I might as well be dead, man."}, {"start": 10361.740000000002, "end": 10362.580000000002, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 10362.58, "end": 10370.34, "text": " this best doesn't even save me man I'm broke"}, {"start": 10370.34, "end": 10394.880000000001, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 10394.880000000001, "end": 10398.8, "text": " Look at my frontline."}, {"start": 10398.800000000001, "end": 10400.800000000001, "text": " Look at my frontline!"}, {"start": 10400.800000000001, "end": 10405.800000000001, "text": " It's time to come for the galaxy."}, {"start": 10405.800000000001, "end": 10408.800000000001, "text": " But I wanted to dance!"}, {"start": 10417.800000000001, "end": 10419.800000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10422.800000000001, "end": 10423.800000000001, "text": " Look!"}, {"start": 10424.800000000001, "end": 10425.800000000001, "text": " Just look!"}, {"start": 10428.800000000001, "end": 10456.28, "text": " If I just roll an 8 for the Vanguard frontline and just play Vex, you know what I just win"}, {"start": 10456.28, "end": 10476.52, "text": " this game. And then I just slowly pivot. The legendaries don't even do anything. I have"}, {"start": 10476.52, "end": 10480.48, "text": " No item barred, no item Sona, no item anything, man."}, {"start": 10480.48, "end": 10481.32, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 10484.560000000001, "end": 10485.880000000001, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 10489.720000000001, "end": 10492.18, "text": " Like that eighth was a fake eighth."}, {"start": 10492.18, "end": 10493.92, "text": " This fifth was a guaranteed,"}, {"start": 10493.92, "end": 10495.76, "text": " like if I rolled on eight like a human,"}, {"start": 10495.76, "end": 10497.12, "text": " this is a guaranteed top three."}, {"start": 10497.12, "end": 10499.92, "text": " I mean, this game, people just all hit new new two,"}, {"start": 10499.92, "end": 10501.36, "text": " LeBlanc two, two seconds into the game."}, {"start": 10501.36, "end": 10502.560000000001, "text": " So that's a bad beat."}, {"start": 10502.560000000001, "end": 10504.16, "text": " I mean, this is like whatever."}, {"start": 10506.52, "end": 10508.68, "text": " I mean this game is a soul to"}, {"start": 10509.68, "end": 10512.640000000001, "text": " Gallio to my mic my mech is a Zanou knew"}, {"start": 10522.640000000001, "end": 10529.52, "text": " Like it no, no, I'm locked I'm locked in you know what"}, {"start": 10531.640000000001, "end": 10533.640000000001, "text": " You know what"}, {"start": 10534.2, "end": 10536.2, "text": " Let me order some Chipotle"}, {"start": 10536.52, "end": 10552.12, "text": " I heard that they got a new like cilantro like lime sauce or some shit."}, {"start": 10552.12, "end": 10554.12, "text": " Free item on $15 plus."}, {"start": 10554.12, "end": 10556.12, "text": " Holy it's free."}, {"start": 10556.12, "end": 10558.12, "text": " A side of cilantro lime sauce."}, {"start": 10558.12, "end": 10560.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10570.12, "end": 10572.12, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 10588.12, "end": 10589.12, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10589.12, "end": 10590.12, "text": " Am I- what?"}, {"start": 10590.12, "end": 10593.0, "text": " Oh, I didn't even- I didn't even eat breakfast."}, {"start": 10593.0, "end": 10610.160000000002, "text": " I just woke up and I drank a Welch's Ghost Energy."}, {"start": 10610.16, "end": 10618.16, "text": " I need breakfast. I just woke up and I drank a Welch's Ghost Energy."}, {"start": 10622.16, "end": 10624.16, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10624.16, "end": 10646.64, "text": " I got a bowl with the side of cilantro lime sauce and then I guarantee you this next game"}, {"start": 10646.64, "end": 10652.64, "text": " I'm not going to troll because if I bought four here I'm going to get them outed and"}, {"start": 10652.64, "end": 10659.64, "text": " the"}, {"start": 10659.64, "end": 10662.64, "text": " the"}, {"start": 10662.64, "end": 10677.64, "text": " the"}, {"start": 10677.64, "end": 10684.64, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10684.64, "end": 10691.64, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 10691.64, "end": 10704.64, "text": " This is not the entire game saying I'm about to win out."}, {"start": 10704.64, "end": 10711.64, "text": " And I didn't even win a single game or a single round."}, {"start": 10711.64, "end": 10715.64, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 10715.64, "end": 10718.64, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 10718.64, "end": 10726.64, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 10726.64, "end": 10732.64, "text": " What is this Q-tide?"}, {"start": 10732.64, "end": 10734.64, "text": " Do some floppy IRL"}, {"start": 10742.92, "end": 10750.76, "text": " Rage bait gameplay going 9 on 4 to with 13 gold you hit the best or a farming combo you could possibly get question mark"}, {"start": 10750.8, "end": 10754.599999999999, "text": " It's not even that good 30 cent of later question mark. This is just another first"}, {"start": 10754.599999999999, "end": 10756.72, "text": " You click Google in position like it's best friends"}, {"start": 10756.72, "end": 10761.0, "text": " You're not even good at the video game you just bitch all day and say shit like if I did this if I did that"}, {"start": 10761.0, "end": 10767.32, "text": " Have you ever won a tournament by the way for you are a professional hater? I came"}, {"start": 10781.28, "end": 10786.32, "text": " All right, no, I'm actually walking starting out. This is just getting fucking embarrassing. I'm not even joking"}, {"start": 10786.32, "end": 10792.64, "text": " There's no I got okay a top four is a win. Yes, there's nothing wrong with top four"}, {"start": 10798.48, "end": 10800.48, "text": " The top four is a win"}, {"start": 10816.32, "end": 10821.76, "text": " I've played a lot, but 8th place minus 10."}, {"start": 10824.24, "end": 10827.52, "text": " Let's go first."}, {"start": 10827.52, "end": 10851.04, "text": " and just like that GG"}, {"start": 10851.04, "end": 10876.04, "text": " I mean, look at that gold."}, {"start": 10876.04, "end": 10878.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10880.12, "end": 10882.12, "text": " Mean look at an open individual role"}, {"start": 10891.52, "end": 10893.52, "text": " I guess I don't even have to open I"}, {"start": 10896.080000000002, "end": 10898.080000000002, "text": " Don't have the thing"}, {"start": 10906.04, "end": 10916.04, "text": " I could have sold Milio and make it."}, {"start": 10916.04, "end": 10922.640000000001, "text": " Bro, no, no, no, I'm kind of down."}, {"start": 10922.640000000001, "end": 10932.160000000002, "text": " I'm pretty sure this like opening to Victor, 3-5 Victor, he was with the game."}, {"start": 10932.16, "end": 10934.16, "text": " I lost another gold"}, {"start": 10937.96, "end": 10939.96, "text": " Cuz I don't even want to open into"}, {"start": 10953.0, "end": 10954.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10954.64, "end": 10956.64, "text": " don't really want to open into"}, {"start": 10957.76, "end": 10961.4, "text": " Mech and I don't even know my armors, but I mean I'm"}, {"start": 10962.16, "end": 10972.16, "text": " This guy has this one so he's probably not going to play it, he kick-started it over what I call he do."}, {"start": 10979.16, "end": 10981.16, "text": " I have bow chain."}, {"start": 10983.16, "end": 10987.16, "text": " Oh no, I think it actually doesn't matter though, like, no matter what."}, {"start": 10992.16, "end": 10996.16, "text": " I mean, it doesn't really matter. No matter what, uh, I mean, this is how I want to get as well."}, {"start": 11001.16, "end": 11002.16, "text": " Where is it?"}, {"start": 11002.16, "end": 11003.16, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 11004.16, "end": 11005.16, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 11006.16, "end": 11007.16, "text": " Can you see?"}, {"start": 11007.16, "end": 11008.16, "text": " What are the guys there?"}, {"start": 11008.16, "end": 11009.16, "text": " Pyke?"}, {"start": 11010.16, "end": 11011.16, "text": " Brast?"}, {"start": 11011.16, "end": 11012.16, "text": " Victor?"}, {"start": 11013.16, "end": 11014.16, "text": " Alawi?"}, {"start": 11014.16, "end": 11015.16, "text": " Liss?"}, {"start": 11016.16, "end": 11017.16, "text": " Nami?"}, {"start": 11018.16, "end": 11019.16, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 11019.16, "end": 11020.16, "text": " Badge."}, {"start": 11020.16, "end": 11023.16, "text": " It's a top four."}, {"start": 11023.16, "end": 11027.16, "text": " If I did the guaranteed top four."}, {"start": 11027.16, "end": 11030.16, "text": " Uhhhhhhh."}, {"start": 11030.16, "end": 11051.32, "text": " No one is taking you out from this lot, it's not even possible, how can someone take me"}, {"start": 11051.32, "end": 11052.32, "text": " out?"}, {"start": 11052.32, "end": 11056.08, "text": " I'm making 10, I have time we were in."}, {"start": 11056.08, "end": 11064.08, "text": " I mean if this guy wants to go kickstart Akali 2 into this on Victor, i.e. Charmaine, you got it."}, {"start": 11065.08, "end": 11068.08, "text": " How can people even take me out? It's not possible."}, {"start": 11069.08, "end": 11070.08, "text": " It's not possible."}, {"start": 11071.08, "end": 11073.08, "text": " Oh no, it's Gold Opener. I'm her just full."}, {"start": 11076.08, "end": 11080.08, "text": " How about I just load into 2-1 or 4-1 with 3-star everything?"}, {"start": 11083.08, "end": 11084.08, "text": " Making 20 here."}, {"start": 11086.08, "end": 11100.44, "text": " This this is both horrible really"}, {"start": 11100.44, "end": 11112.44, "text": " Wait there's two people open wait I mean the bad B is if I find one of them there's so many openers"}, {"start": 11112.44, "end": 11113.44, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11116.800000000001, "end": 11117.800000000001, "text": " Oh nice."}, {"start": 11117.800000000001, "end": 11118.800000000001, "text": " He's all 5-cent."}, {"start": 11119.800000000001, "end": 11120.800000000001, "text": " Two crisis."}, {"start": 11131.52, "end": 11132.52, "text": " R.E.K.L."}, {"start": 11133.04, "end": 11134.04, "text": " I don't mind K.L."}, {"start": 11134.52, "end": 11135.52, "text": " I also don't mind..."}, {"start": 11142.44, "end": 11152.44, "text": " I mean, go right now, and cheers, come on, dude."}, {"start": 11152.44, "end": 11154.44, "text": " GG, I'm fucked."}, {"start": 11154.44, "end": 11165.44, "text": " No victor, I can't."}, {"start": 11165.44, "end": 11167.44, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11167.44, "end": 11170.44, "text": " Hey, man, any advice for mid-life crisis?"}, {"start": 11170.44, "end": 11173.720000000001, "text": " Don't know don't care you're not talking to me"}, {"start": 11181.480000000001, "end": 11183.480000000001, "text": " Don't leave GF wait what?"}, {"start": 11188.58, "end": 11195.560000000001, "text": " Okay, well this guy is this guy's open I'm kind of down to just actually keep my board then I need to lose some gold"}, {"start": 11200.44, "end": 11203.44, "text": " This is always waitstaff? Yes."}, {"start": 11207.44, "end": 11209.44, "text": " I'm already rich as fuck."}, {"start": 11213.44, "end": 11215.44, "text": " Make 30, make 40."}, {"start": 11224.44, "end": 11226.44, "text": " Any advice for a 2.7?"}, {"start": 11226.44, "end": 11233.84, "text": " The advice for a 2.7 is you apply to the grad school of your undergrad and chances are you'll get in."}, {"start": 11233.84, "end": 11238.44, "text": " In fact, for graduate programs, you're basically guaranteed to get in."}, {"start": 11238.44, "end": 11247.44, "text": " As long as, like in the US at least, you are basically guaranteed a postgrad education if you can afford it."}, {"start": 11247.44, "end": 11253.44, "text": " Because most of the people doing the postgrad are on full scholarship because they want you there."}, {"start": 11253.44, "end": 11256.32, "text": " But then if they don't want you there, they make you like pay the full amount."}, {"start": 11257.82, "end": 11261.36, "text": " If you- if you can afford it, it doesn't matter what your GPA is, I'm telling you."}, {"start": 11261.36, "end": 11264.78, "text": " They just offer you the spot with no- with no scholarship."}, {"start": 11265.480000000001, "end": 11266.84, "text": " That's- that's all it is."}, {"start": 11269.04, "end": 11270.44, "text": " What is this guy saying?"}, {"start": 11271.24, "end": 11273.12, "text": " I mean, I- I'm speaking facts!"}, {"start": 11276.04, "end": 11277.92, "text": " That's not even close to true, really?"}, {"start": 11278.800000000001, "end": 11283.04, "text": " I think the average GPA for- for the post- like for- for the postgrad was..."}, {"start": 11283.44, "end": 11291.12, "text": " was like a 3.7 and I got it with a 2.68 because the thing is it's so skewed by"}, {"start": 11291.12, "end": 11294.880000000001, "text": " the full scholarships 3.95"}, {"start": 11294.880000000001, "end": 11296.880000000001, "text": " Look"}, {"start": 11310.76, "end": 11312.76, "text": " Malkai 2"}, {"start": 11324.880000000001, "end": 11326.880000000001, "text": " Two shenanigos pipe"}, {"start": 11333.2, "end": 11337.640000000001, "text": " Rod glove I know JG plus one Nard"}, {"start": 11339.76, "end": 11345.12, "text": " And what I get I'm not a chain a broad glove"}, {"start": 11350.480000000001, "end": 11352.480000000001, "text": " Okay a"}, {"start": 11352.48, "end": 11354.48, "text": " a a soul"}, {"start": 11356.08, "end": 11358.08, "text": " Fucking useless"}, {"start": 11360.56, "end": 11363.76, "text": " I'm not too sure also the sport is still broken"}, {"start": 11366.88, "end": 11374.359999999999, "text": " I'm not contested right probably not and maybe I get a tool about us right to take to notice here"}, {"start": 11382.48, "end": 11409.96, "text": " I'm about to get you so I need to win one or I'm gonna be fucking pissed but I promise"}, {"start": 11409.960000000001, "end": 11412.960000000001, "text": " I'm just going to stack a stage and just 7 on 4-1. I'm like too healthy."}, {"start": 11412.960000000001, "end": 11416.960000000001, "text": " 7 on 4-1. I'm about to just load in with 3-2 or everything."}, {"start": 11416.960000000001, "end": 11418.960000000001, "text": " 2 shenanigans."}, {"start": 11418.960000000001, "end": 11420.960000000001, "text": " GD, what do I get?"}, {"start": 11427.960000000001, "end": 11430.960000000001, "text": " Make sure to armor with that frontline."}, {"start": 11430.960000000001, "end": 11432.960000000001, "text": " Teaning up 2-3 costs."}, {"start": 11433.960000000001, "end": 11436.960000000001, "text": " 1 or 3. I mean I think they're both good."}, {"start": 11439.960000000001, "end": 11441.960000000001, "text": " I'll make sure there's actually broken though"}, {"start": 11455.44, "end": 11457.44, "text": " He's even stronger"}, {"start": 11469.960000000001, "end": 11473.960000000001, "text": " Oh, great. I didn't tell him that I didn't know."}, {"start": 11485.960000000001, "end": 11486.960000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11491.960000000001, "end": 11492.960000000001, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 11492.960000000001, "end": 11502.36, "text": " This this time breaker I need to find an opener just pissing me off"}, {"start": 11514.720000000001, "end": 11516.720000000001, "text": " Very openers"}, {"start": 11516.72, "end": 11526.72, "text": " I mean it's not even that open. If this guy's not open, I beat this guy and I probably beat..."}, {"start": 11546.72, "end": 11556.72, "text": " This timebreaker on amount of EXP is pissing me the fuck off."}, {"start": 11556.72, "end": 11561.72, "text": " Oh wait, wait, wait, I beat someone full streaking."}, {"start": 11561.72, "end": 11566.599999999999, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 11566.599999999999, "end": 11568.72, "text": " I think my pipe just killed the-"}, {"start": 11568.72, "end": 11591.72, "text": " I don't really want to go BFBF, I have one Reforger, and I can go there to get my board."}, {"start": 11591.72, "end": 11607.64, "text": " great dog-ass game no no allowee no brass no no victor again i can't"}, {"start": 11621.72, "end": 11628.72, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11628.72, "end": 11631.72, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11631.72, "end": 11633.72, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 11633.72, "end": 11635.72, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 11635.72, "end": 11637.72, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11637.72, "end": 11639.72, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11639.72, "end": 11641.72, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11641.72, "end": 11643.72, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11643.72, "end": 11645.72, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11645.72, "end": 11647.72, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11647.72, "end": 11649.72, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11649.72, "end": 11675.72, "text": " Alright GG, GG, GG, just look, just look, just look, look at my spot, everyone look."}, {"start": 11675.72, "end": 11702.72, "text": " 4 free rolls, pre-level to 7, 2 victor, brass 2, 1 more roll, fuck it, I don't have a meekseed,"}, {"start": 11702.72, "end": 11722.199999999999, "text": " I don't want to roll more than this I could roll a little more actually"}, {"start": 11722.2, "end": 11732.2, "text": " I don't know why I thought this one was in the case."}, {"start": 11732.2, "end": 11742.2, "text": " Would you rather see sets he naked or have..."}, {"start": 11742.2, "end": 11768.2, "text": " Would you rather see sets he naked or have two Victor to allow we four brass."}, {"start": 11768.2, "end": 11781.960000000001, "text": " How come I've rolled all this gold and I didn't see a single victor?"}, {"start": 11781.960000000001, "end": 11783.640000000001, "text": " Anyone?"}, {"start": 11783.640000000001, "end": 11785.640000000001, "text": " Anyone?"}, {"start": 11785.640000000001, "end": 11795.480000000001, "text": " Oh, another shiriniko, okay."}, {"start": 11795.480000000001, "end": 11797.480000000001, "text": " That is allowed."}, {"start": 11797.48, "end": 11804.48, "text": " I'm ready. I go where my research takes me."}, {"start": 11804.48, "end": 11808.48, "text": " Belt chain, rod belt."}, {"start": 11808.48, "end": 11817.48, "text": " You win, sweetie."}, {"start": 11817.48, "end": 11830.98, "text": " Uh, I'd rather have Belt Chain Rod Chain. Belt Chain Rod Chain."}, {"start": 11830.98, "end": 11833.48, "text": " Let's finish three for my items."}, {"start": 11835.48, "end": 11837.48, "text": " JEEEAAAAYYYY!"}, {"start": 11838.48, "end": 11839.48, "text": " JEEEAAY!"}, {"start": 11839.48, "end": 11840.48, "text": " JEEJEE!"}, {"start": 11840.48, "end": 11841.98, "text": " Three Shitter Niko's as well."}, {"start": 11841.98, "end": 11842.98, "text": " Victor?"}, {"start": 11842.98, "end": 11843.98, "text": " Brass?"}, {"start": 11843.98, "end": 11845.48, "text": " Galio too!"}, {"start": 11845.48, "end": 11848.56, "text": " Also, why does I have a victor on this board?"}, {"start": 11848.56, "end": 11849.56, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11849.56, "end": 11850.56, "text": " This guy has victor too!"}, {"start": 11850.56, "end": 11851.56, "text": " We'll begin too!"}, {"start": 11851.56, "end": 11865.359999999999, "text": " Let me just find out if we should throw this because he's still with me."}, {"start": 11865.359999999999, "end": 11866.6, "text": " This is Bob Horrible."}, {"start": 11866.6, "end": 11867.6, "text": " Look at my items."}, {"start": 11867.6, "end": 11871.16, "text": " I have makeshift on my entire board with the shepherd, crown guard, sunfire, whatever"}, {"start": 11871.16, "end": 11873.16, "text": " the fuck avoid"}, {"start": 11882.16, "end": 11884.16, "text": " I can go crash the summis with uh"}, {"start": 11887.16, "end": 11888.16, "text": " but also this is a l-"}, {"start": 11901.16, "end": 11909.96, "text": " How many, I have 5 sugar Nicos."}, {"start": 11909.96, "end": 11921.8, "text": " I still have, maybe one more victor and then a laui and I'll Nico it."}, {"start": 11921.8, "end": 11923.32, "text": " Well I'm not gonna big pass."}, {"start": 11923.32, "end": 11930.4, "text": " I don't really wanna big pass 20."}, {"start": 11930.4, "end": 11942.08, "text": " And now I just econ up and then I'm just going to resend it on 5-1."}, {"start": 11942.08, "end": 11944.84, "text": " And then I'm probably going to hit brass 3, victor 3."}, {"start": 11944.84, "end": 11954.0, "text": " I have, I am 1, 2, 3, 4, B copies off and I'm pretty sure it'll be close."}, {"start": 11954.0, "end": 11956.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11956.800000000001, "end": 11958.800000000001, "text": " I think I could leave the game in at the top four, buddy."}, {"start": 11969.94, "end": 11971.94, "text": " I mean, yeah, I actually could leave the game."}, {"start": 11971.94, "end": 11991.74, "text": " But I'm pretty sure Rast 3, Victor 3, level for Nami, I just win the game."}, {"start": 11991.74, "end": 11997.74, "text": " This one still has Victor 2 on his board."}, {"start": 11997.74, "end": 12000.74, "text": " Hey, this one has 2 Rast."}, {"start": 12000.74, "end": 12003.74, "text": " 1, 2, 3..."}, {"start": 12003.74, "end": 12006.74, "text": " This one swapped to..."}, {"start": 12006.74, "end": 12009.74, "text": " 5 Valley Oak."}, {"start": 12009.74, "end": 12013.74, "text": " Long view."}, {"start": 12017.74, "end": 12019.74, "text": " Ascension."}, {"start": 12019.74, "end": 12021.74, "text": " The only three with long two attention."}, {"start": 12032.94, "end": 12034.94, "text": " Oh anyone?"}, {"start": 12038.94, "end": 12041.34, "text": " If a mixer could talk for this, maybe."}, {"start": 12049.74, "end": 12050.94, "text": " I mean do I really need gold?"}, {"start": 12053.34, "end": 12053.84, "text": " To love."}, {"start": 12059.14, "end": 12061.34, "text": " Eh, I'm not gonna start with two items."}, {"start": 12063.34, "end": 12063.84, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 12064.34, "end": 12066.34, "text": " It's about me wasting my gold."}, {"start": 12079.74, "end": 12109.58, "text": " Why is Victor Silver? I mean, my sentence is good. Like, make sure to pull board. Three"}, {"start": 12109.58, "end": 12110.58, "text": " We start a lousy."}, {"start": 12110.58, "end": 12116.58, "text": " This is a setup that's good, but really good."}, {"start": 12116.58, "end": 12119.58, "text": " There's one past 9. Oh, it says there's a huge one."}, {"start": 12146.58, "end": 12158.58, "text": " Maybe I should wait for uh, maybe I should wait for uh, he's probably gonna send a mess around."}, {"start": 12163.58, "end": 12168.58, "text": " Five galleos. Oh, someone hold the fucking galleos, man."}, {"start": 12198.58, "end": 12203.38, "text": " He actually has a million mold"}, {"start": 12207.7, "end": 12209.7, "text": " Here BF"}, {"start": 12219.38, "end": 12224.1, "text": " I think so level 940 not selling"}, {"start": 12228.58, "end": 12238.58, "text": " Shoujin Ginzi. Shoujin Nasher Tooth. I mean I could go GS plus Arc, but I feel like..."}, {"start": 12238.58, "end": 12244.58, "text": " and then move to Void Staff. Hmm..."}, {"start": 12244.58, "end": 12252.58, "text": " Oh, he's old. Let me see if I can not make you go."}, {"start": 12252.58, "end": 12277.18, "text": " I swear if I move the void staff, I'm not gonna just go Nami items just..."}, {"start": 12277.18, "end": 12281.18, "text": " I'm pretty sure I want GS, I'm pretty sure I want GS, like it probably is too good."}, {"start": 12281.18, "end": 12291.18, "text": " I'll just move the voids after Nami, void arc and then hopefully I get a mana item eventually."}, {"start": 12291.18, "end": 12299.18, "text": " Three, three reporters."}, {"start": 12299.18, "end": 12303.18, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 12303.18, "end": 12304.18, "text": " Oh fuck!"}, {"start": 12304.18, "end": 12307.18, "text": " Do I even have enough removers?"}, {"start": 12307.18, "end": 12309.18, "text": " I guess."}, {"start": 12309.18, "end": 12334.460000000001, "text": " I'm stuck with the Nashors on what's it called though."}, {"start": 12334.460000000001, "end": 12338.04, "text": " Like, no matter what, I want JG on Victor."}, {"start": 12338.04, "end": 12339.54, "text": " I don't even know if it's bugged or what."}, {"start": 12344.220000000001, "end": 12346.02, "text": " And I'll probably just swap these two."}, {"start": 12347.800000000001, "end": 12349.580000000002, "text": " Nashor Victor, not even back."}, {"start": 12351.140000000001, "end": 12351.980000000001, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 12352.94, "end": 12356.04, "text": " That, I think that is a capipetus."}, {"start": 12356.04, "end": 12357.800000000001, "text": " Nashor Victor?"}, {"start": 12357.800000000001, "end": 12358.640000000001, "text": " Eh?"}, {"start": 12361.800000000001, "end": 12362.7, "text": " Were you really?"}, {"start": 12364.460000000001, "end": 12371.460000000001, "text": " national victor I think he'll single you in a G"}, {"start": 12377.460000000001, "end": 12380.460000000001, "text": " 42 level"}, {"start": 12440.460000000001, "end": 12445.460000000001, "text": " Well, could you give Jalio 3?"}, {"start": 12445.460000000001, "end": 12446.460000000001, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 12446.460000000001, "end": 12450.460000000001, "text": " Can I not beat this guy?"}, {"start": 12450.460000000001, "end": 12456.460000000001, "text": " And I don't really want to roll."}, {"start": 12456.460000000001, "end": 12462.460000000001, "text": " That board looks pretty good."}, {"start": 12462.460000000001, "end": 12464.460000000001, "text": " Congrats, you got 6 dukes and played Victor."}, {"start": 12464.460000000001, "end": 12467.460000000001, "text": " Do you want a medal?"}, {"start": 12467.460000000001, "end": 12469.460000000001, "text": " ah"}, {"start": 12482.1, "end": 12484.1, "text": " Got a radiant genie gi thing in"}, {"start": 12493.94, "end": 12495.94, "text": " Holy fuck it's different"}, {"start": 12497.460000000001, "end": 12499.460000000001, "text": " That was pretty one shot."}, {"start": 12527.460000000001, "end": 12535.28, "text": " I can I can nine on like six like mid-stage six and I didn't move this to"}, {"start": 12535.28, "end": 12554.52, "text": " You uh, Rast and then get a real item."}, {"start": 12554.52, "end": 12557.0, "text": " Second top 4 in 4 hours, really?"}, {"start": 12557.0, "end": 12558.0, "text": " 182, no?"}, {"start": 12558.0, "end": 12559.0, "text": " That one's not even true."}, {"start": 12559.0, "end": 12560.0, "text": " This is my third."}, {"start": 12560.0, "end": 12567.0, "text": " This is my third."}, {"start": 12571.0, "end": 12578.0, "text": " Now this is Victor, the champ is actually discussing this."}, {"start": 12578.0, "end": 12605.5, "text": " I don't know what my research can't be."}, {"start": 12605.5, "end": 12612.5, "text": " How bad is Mech now that he's actually about to go forward to his spot?"}, {"start": 12630.18, "end": 12634.3, "text": " Well I can go with TG but I can also go..."}, {"start": 12634.300000000001, "end": 12639.300000000001, "text": " I was gonna go, I mean, it's not even good."}, {"start": 12641.340000000002, "end": 12643.980000000001, "text": " Like any tank, I would have been better than TG, no joke."}, {"start": 12647.300000000001, "end": 12650.300000000001, "text": " And then I just move and then I get like a third item tank."}, {"start": 12650.300000000001, "end": 12651.78, "text": " That's not what's it called."}, {"start": 12664.300000000001, "end": 12672.300000000001, "text": " Why is my tank over here? What the fuck is this position?"}, {"start": 12672.300000000001, "end": 12679.300000000001, "text": " Why is my allowee..."}, {"start": 12679.300000000001, "end": 12682.300000000001, "text": " I don't know if I'm beating this guy."}, {"start": 12712.300000000001, "end": 12738.300000000001, "text": " I'm pretty sure my vig is watching every single one of these units, so that has to be good."}, {"start": 12738.300000000001, "end": 12754.94, "text": " Surely this is not a third, right?"}, {"start": 12754.94, "end": 12764.5, "text": " So I refuse to sit here and roll for one Nami."}, {"start": 12764.5, "end": 12766.300000000001, "text": " I can also go three Voyager."}, {"start": 12766.300000000001, "end": 12769.300000000001, "text": " And that's this unit."}, {"start": 12769.300000000001, "end": 12770.300000000001, "text": " It's good."}, {"start": 12770.300000000001, "end": 12771.300000000001, "text": " Eh?"}, {"start": 12771.300000000001, "end": 12783.300000000001, "text": " I didn't hit also this TG, just look at my TG."}, {"start": 12783.300000000001, "end": 12789.300000000001, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 12789.300000000001, "end": 12792.300000000001, "text": " Is this clogged?"}, {"start": 12792.300000000001, "end": 12801.300000000001, "text": " Why does it look- no, no, no, it's not."}, {"start": 12801.300000000001, "end": 12803.300000000001, "text": " Anami 1."}, {"start": 12803.300000000001, "end": 12805.300000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12805.300000000001, "end": 12812.300000000001, "text": " I didn't kill-"}, {"start": 12813.300000000001, "end": 12815.300000000001, "text": " Oh, okay"}, {"start": 12827.500000000002, "end": 12829.500000000002, "text": " This is a second I"}, {"start": 12830.980000000001, "end": 12833.62, "text": " Mean I'm a triple econ like it is what it is man"}, {"start": 12833.62, "end": 12844.18, "text": " Chinese Tempo Samuritek, I'm too lazy. Let me see, it's much cooler here. Heading to"}, {"start": 12844.18, "end": 12851.220000000001, "text": " you. Oh, it's right outside! Okay, I'm gonna wait, I don't want to interact with the"}, {"start": 12851.220000000001, "end": 12856.1, "text": " door dasher so I will wait two minutes"}, {"start": 12865.78, "end": 12870.060000000001, "text": " sometimes if you uh like you know how the door dasher has to take a photo like"}, {"start": 12870.060000000001, "end": 12873.380000000001, "text": " sometimes if you get the food too fast they just take a photo of you and it"}, {"start": 12873.380000000001, "end": 12876.980000000001, "text": " just looks I look stupid as fuck"}, {"start": 12881.220000000001, "end": 12885.720000000001, "text": " I'm just sitting there bending over to pick up the food, and that's the photo that they sent to..."}, {"start": 12891.720000000001, "end": 12893.720000000001, "text": " Alright, they're gonna be here in like 30 seconds."}, {"start": 12902.320000000002, "end": 12903.820000000002, "text": " They... turned around."}, {"start": 12906.820000000002, "end": 12907.320000000002, "text": " JG."}, {"start": 12911.220000000001, "end": 12923.460000000001, "text": " No, my neighborhood is like, it's one of Apple Maps or Google Maps, like just doesn't"}, {"start": 12923.460000000001, "end": 12924.460000000001, "text": " register the street address."}, {"start": 12924.460000000001, "end": 12925.460000000001, "text": " I don't know why."}, {"start": 12925.460000000001, "end": 12931.460000000001, "text": " But like how do you find the door not to be just lost, Fedge?"}, {"start": 12931.460000000001, "end": 12941.460000000001, "text": " I'm not trying to talk to myself in."}, {"start": 12941.460000000001, "end": 12956.460000000001, "text": " Let me see what you know."}, {"start": 12956.460000000001, "end": 12959.460000000001, "text": " Toronto Tokyo, 12.15pm."}, {"start": 12959.460000000001, "end": 12963.460000000001, "text": " Can't you be so do you? Holy cow! Still ever old bro?"}, {"start": 12965.460000000001, "end": 12967.460000000001, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 12967.460000000001, "end": 12993.060000000001, "text": " Wait, who won between the results?"}, {"start": 12993.060000000001, "end": 12994.460000000001, "text": " Spirit Two-O Falcon's Pro."}, {"start": 12994.460000000001, "end": 12995.460000000001, "text": " I didn't..."}, {"start": 12995.460000000001, "end": 13000.460000000001, "text": " Oh my god, I forgot that dude was going on. I didn't place my order, man. Gee, gee."}, {"start": 13000.460000000001, "end": 13002.460000000001, "text": " But I'm retired."}, {"start": 13003.460000000001, "end": 13005.460000000001, "text": " Let me see if milk..."}, {"start": 13005.460000000001, "end": 13008.460000000001, "text": " Great, milk didn't forget to place his order. Bro, fuck you, milk."}, {"start": 13011.460000000001, "end": 13014.460000000001, "text": " But I'm retired. And so is milk."}, {"start": 13019.460000000001, "end": 13021.460000000001, "text": " Don't help the rest of it."}, {"start": 13021.460000000001, "end": 13028.460000000001, "text": " Let's see if my uh..."}, {"start": 13039.460000000001, "end": 13046.460000000001, "text": " He's just like AFA. If you keep going straight, house is on your right."}, {"start": 13046.460000000001, "end": 13048.460000000001, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 13059.460000000001, "end": 13064.460000000001, "text": " Docs to GG. Yep. Bro, these Q times?"}, {"start": 13068.460000000001, "end": 13070.460000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 13071.460000000001, "end": 13073.460000000001, "text": " I'm actually locked in."}, {"start": 13076.460000000001, "end": 13078.460000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13083.060000000001, "end": 13085.060000000001, "text": " Yeah, I won't I won't end until masters"}, {"start": 13086.34, "end": 13089.500000000002, "text": " Like every single one of these games, aren't they all top force?"}, {"start": 13090.34, "end": 13094.660000000002, "text": " This is the top four five rolled. This is the top four five rolled. I mean, this is probably a six"}, {"start": 13094.660000000002, "end": 13098.580000000002, "text": " I mean, this is the second this is I mean, this is just an eight"}, {"start": 13099.140000000001, "end": 13103.580000000002, "text": " Like I mean, I would be like almost E3 right now if I just rolled"}, {"start": 13103.58, "end": 13108.26, "text": " Because the thing is it's like the LP that you lose from buff warning, you also have"}, {"start": 13108.26, "end": 13111.64, "text": " to add the LP that you would have gained from going top whatever."}, {"start": 13111.64, "end": 13113.42, "text": " So it's like a double loss."}, {"start": 13113.42, "end": 13119.98, "text": " I'm not even larking."}, {"start": 13119.98, "end": 13122.98, "text": " I need this Chipotle though."}, {"start": 13122.98, "end": 13128.3, "text": " Oh, it's dropped off."}, {"start": 13128.300000000001, "end": 13130.300000000001, "text": " Get her back."}, {"start": 13158.300000000001, "end": 13160.300000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13176.140000000001, "end": 13178.140000000001, "text": " Wish me"}, {"start": 13188.300000000001, "end": 13195.500000000002, "text": " Hello it's the it's the slouch of lime sauce"}, {"start": 13213.140000000001, "end": 13215.140000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13218.300000000001, "end": 13220.300000000001, "text": " I'm tired"}, {"start": 13243.300000000001, "end": 13245.300000000001, "text": " All right, I'm locked"}, {"start": 13248.300000000001, "end": 13255.300000000001, "text": " one two"}, {"start": 13278.300000000001, "end": 13280.62, "text": " I haven't had to pull a"}, {"start": 13286.94, "end": 13288.94, "text": " And I go good"}, {"start": 13338.300000000001, "end": 13340.300000000001, "text": " mmm"}, {"start": 13350.140000000001, "end": 13353.220000000001, "text": " Okay, well, this is a guaranteed top 4 after hitting primordian"}, {"start": 13368.300000000001, "end": 13370.300000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13392.02, "end": 13396.480000000001, "text": " Diana MF reroll that's good"}, {"start": 13398.300000000001, "end": 13411.300000000001, "text": " I mean who the fuck do I meet?"}, {"start": 13411.300000000001, "end": 13413.380000000001, "text": " Wait, Loki?"}, {"start": 13413.380000000001, "end": 13415.900000000001, "text": " It actually doesn't sound bad."}, {"start": 13415.900000000001, "end": 13416.900000000001, "text": " What's the board?"}, {"start": 13416.900000000001, "end": 13417.900000000001, "text": " Like, MF Challenger?"}, {"start": 13417.900000000001, "end": 13418.900000000001, "text": " Challenger MF?"}, {"start": 13418.900000000001, "end": 13419.900000000001, "text": " Wait, hold on."}, {"start": 13419.900000000001, "end": 13422.900000000001, "text": " I need to try this live sauce."}, {"start": 13422.900000000001, "end": 13424.900000000001, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 13424.9, "end": 13431.9, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 13454.9, "end": 13481.039999999999, "text": " That is good as fuck wait, okay if you live in a spot where there's Chipotle you need to try to sell us"}, {"start": 13514.9, "end": 13537.02, "text": " Can you see this doesn't this just look good let me try the sauce by itself"}, {"start": 13537.02, "end": 13550.02, "text": " I got a fucking new new"}, {"start": 13567.02, "end": 13583.2, "text": " I don't even know why I'm playing anima isn't this like the only way I throw the game"}, {"start": 13627.02, "end": 13634.92, "text": " But I'm just sitting here selling my H.R.S. Akali when I'm pretty sure I'm always ending"}, {"start": 13634.92, "end": 13637.92, "text": " the game with H.R.S. Akali."}, {"start": 13637.92, "end": 13639.92, "text": " 600 is auto-wig."}, {"start": 13639.92, "end": 13646.92, "text": " Okay, well, I'm not even open though."}, {"start": 13676.92, "end": 13680.52, "text": " I'm not leaving the three so but"}, {"start": 13699.0, "end": 13702.92, "text": " Like this I I'm not gonna actually catch out anything good and I sold my"}, {"start": 13736.92, "end": 13752.92, "text": " Oh great. I mean it's fine. I'll just pick it off at the end of the moment."}, {"start": 13752.92, "end": 13773.92, "text": " I also get to hold an F, charm your map, and jump into the reed."}, {"start": 13773.92, "end": 13775.92, "text": " MDA is on your guard."}, {"start": 13775.92, "end": 13777.92, "text": " Don't care."}, {"start": 13782.92, "end": 13805.04, "text": " I mean, if I win the round, I can get Nova."}, {"start": 13805.04, "end": 13808.960000000001, "text": " Am I winning any of these?"}, {"start": 13808.960000000001, "end": 13811.16, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 13811.16, "end": 13813.16, "text": " I need a report to this."}, {"start": 13822.8, "end": 13824.8, "text": " I guess I can go Challenger plus 2."}, {"start": 13826.0, "end": 13828.0, "text": " I'm not winning shit, my board sucks."}, {"start": 13830.94, "end": 13832.94, "text": " My board is actual ass."}, {"start": 13837.68, "end": 13839.68, "text": " He says I'll let you charge just know I'm winning."}, {"start": 13839.68, "end": 13841.68, "text": " Am I just trying to replace you then?"}, {"start": 13849.68, "end": 13851.68, "text": " I guess I can get a Reforger for Nova."}, {"start": 13854.68, "end": 13857.68, "text": " If I just, if I'm like bought too."}, {"start": 13859.68, "end": 13861.68, "text": " But I mean I'm catching on this for sure though."}, {"start": 13869.68, "end": 13876.68, "text": " If I lose this one and then I lose two more, is that enough?"}, {"start": 13876.68, "end": 13889.6, "text": " I mean, I guess I can catch up to 200."}, {"start": 13889.6, "end": 13890.6, "text": " And then I just play Nova."}, {"start": 13890.6, "end": 13893.0, "text": " Wait, is it Nova nerfed though?"}, {"start": 13893.0, "end": 13897.92, "text": " Like, is this shit actually good still?"}, {"start": 13897.92, "end": 13900.6, "text": " I am like, trying my hardest to throw."}, {"start": 13902.44, "end": 13904.24, "text": " Alright, I just threw another game I think."}, {"start": 13919.8, "end": 13920.72, "text": " Cause the thing is..."}, {"start": 13957.92, "end": 13960.66, "text": " I might as well stop two more so I can get this reforger, yeah?"}, {"start": 13962.66, "end": 13963.16, "text": " He's right."}, {"start": 13987.92, "end": 13996.44, "text": " How do you even make Nova a spat, right?"}, {"start": 13996.44, "end": 13997.44, "text": " Spat glove?"}, {"start": 13997.44, "end": 14002.44, "text": " I feel like I'm doing my math wrong."}, {"start": 14002.44, "end": 14007.44, "text": " This guy's about to cash out a 300."}, {"start": 14007.44, "end": 14017.24, "text": " And I'm going to be pretty low."}, {"start": 14017.24, "end": 14040.36, "text": " I don't even think I have the money to 4-1, but if I 4-2 I'll be dead."}, {"start": 14040.36, "end": 14042.2, "text": " I don't have the money to 4-1."}, {"start": 14042.2, "end": 14043.640000000001, "text": " If I 4-2, I'm dead."}, {"start": 14054.24, "end": 14056.68, "text": " Like, it would be fine if this guy were in the lobby."}, {"start": 14056.68, "end": 14057.640000000001, "text": " I mean, he cashed out this."}, {"start": 14057.640000000001, "end": 14058.84, "text": " He already won the game."}, {"start": 14068.2, "end": 14070.2, "text": " But I mean, I'm pretty sure I have to sack."}, {"start": 14070.36, "end": 14077.2, "text": " I have to stack 1, but what happens if I don't fight them for 1 and then I fight them for"}, {"start": 14077.2, "end": 14078.2, "text": " 2?"}, {"start": 14078.2, "end": 14083.92, "text": " Like I stack 1 then I fight them for 2 and I'm just one life."}, {"start": 14083.92, "end": 14093.2, "text": " If I just didn't play Anima this game, I would be at like 60 HP."}, {"start": 14123.2, "end": 14125.2, "text": " I mean I'm sagging one for sure."}, {"start": 14136.2, "end": 14138.2, "text": " I just don't have enough money."}, {"start": 14142.2, "end": 14144.2, "text": " Oh, a Kindred."}, {"start": 14144.2, "end": 14146.2, "text": " GG!"}, {"start": 14147.2, "end": 14151.2, "text": " Every 30 min- oh wait, honestly that's not even bad. 10 AD."}, {"start": 14153.2, "end": 14176.28, "text": " It's probably just always GA."}, {"start": 14176.28, "end": 14183.28, "text": " okay honestly it's a good beat, i'm fighting him now"}, {"start": 14193.16, "end": 14200.16, "text": " it's actually a good beat"}, {"start": 14236.28, "end": 14241.28, "text": " It's time to conquer the galaxy."}, {"start": 14241.28, "end": 14246.28, "text": " I'm not even going to make it to uh..."}, {"start": 14266.28, "end": 14268.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14268.400000000001, "end": 14270.400000000001, "text": " Procide is Jim that I eat"}, {"start": 14275.08, "end": 14277.400000000001, "text": " No, look at my bench. I"}, {"start": 14281.400000000001, "end": 14283.400000000001, "text": " Don't have a single tomb star"}, {"start": 14284.68, "end": 14288.92, "text": " And this is for doing it I can't"}, {"start": 14296.28, "end": 14301.28, "text": " Okay, GG, GG, GG."}, {"start": 14301.28, "end": 14314.28, "text": " Except I don't have a single two star."}, {"start": 14314.28, "end": 14329.94, "text": " I don't have a single two-star"}, {"start": 14329.94, "end": 14355.94, "text": " If I had a single two-star, I'd win this round for sure, I bet."}, {"start": 14355.94, "end": 14362.94, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 14445.94, "end": 14472.66, "text": " No, no, no, I mean, okay, I mean, there's no way you ever take Nova, like this shit."}, {"start": 14472.66, "end": 14474.82, "text": " I don't know what they did to it, but it got nerfed way too many times."}, {"start": 14474.82, "end": 14477.1, "text": " It wasn't even good last time I just nerfed it again."}, {"start": 14477.1, "end": 14478.5, "text": " Let me go check."}, {"start": 14478.5, "end": 14480.74, "text": " What did they even do to a this shit?"}, {"start": 14480.74, "end": 14484.539999999999, "text": " I have never, this damage is something that's not right."}, {"start": 14485.9, "end": 14490.18, "text": " This shit is just, that was horrendous."}, {"start": 14490.18, "end": 14491.68, "text": " But even without two stars."}, {"start": 14501.06, "end": 14503.0, "text": " Resist to 10 and help."}, {"start": 14504.82, "end": 14511.14, "text": " Strike resist to 10 like it before a this is like the the second nerf in a row because they've already got nerve going into life"}, {"start": 14516.22, "end": 14518.22, "text": " Yeah, they also nerf the TK"}, {"start": 14529.1, "end": 14531.1, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 14534.82, "end": 14548.619999999999, "text": " I'm sitting there sacking every light to cash out a fucking rocket swarm."}, {"start": 14548.619999999999, "end": 14550.22, "text": " A fucking rocket swarm."}, {"start": 14550.220000000001, "end": 14555.220000000001, "text": " I mean the good news is I can eat my Chipotle in peace."}, {"start": 14580.220000000001, "end": 14593.54, "text": " How do these Europeans not have chick-fil-a or chip-fil-a?"}, {"start": 14593.54, "end": 14598.820000000002, "text": " What's the best fast food in Europe?"}, {"start": 14598.82, "end": 14616.38, "text": " Oh, Nando's pretty good."}, {"start": 14616.38, "end": 14618.699999999999, "text": " Donor not even close."}, {"start": 14618.699999999999, "end": 14621.699999999999, "text": " But I feel like that's not, is that fast food?"}, {"start": 14621.699999999999, "end": 14624.699999999999, "text": " Like is there a donor chain?"}, {"start": 14624.7, "end": 14632.060000000001, "text": " Oh, that's fast food."}, {"start": 14632.060000000001, "end": 14639.42, "text": " Selvi, be honest."}, {"start": 14639.42, "end": 14643.380000000001, "text": " Would you rather live in Germany or live in the United States?"}, {"start": 14643.380000000001, "end": 14647.380000000001, "text": " Be honest."}, {"start": 14647.380000000001, "end": 14673.7, "text": " Germany. The food in Germany? I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it, but we know"}, {"start": 14673.7, "end": 14678.7, "text": " I don't know what I'm trying to say, that shit is fucking ass!"}, {"start": 14678.7, "end": 14680.7, "text": " Don't have to get on me."}, {"start": 14690.7, "end": 14692.7, "text": " Oh, I don't know it."}, {"start": 14700.7, "end": 14702.7, "text": " Alright, I'm actually walking now."}, {"start": 14733.7, "end": 14735.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14740.300000000001, "end": 14742.560000000001, "text": " Throw out here eating McDonald's talking about good food"}, {"start": 14751.94, "end": 14753.94, "text": " Club belt to your"}, {"start": 14763.7, "end": 14770.7, "text": " What's the comeback storyline?"}, {"start": 14770.7, "end": 14772.7, "text": " Did they just vanguard?"}, {"start": 14772.7, "end": 14802.66, "text": " All right, I mean, if I bought four of this, this is the motion, but I don't know what"}, {"start": 14802.66, "end": 14804.66, "text": " I don't know what the fuck the line is."}, {"start": 14818.9, "end": 14820.9, "text": " How about starting the Xayah? Oh, honestly?"}, {"start": 14825.5, "end": 14826.0, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 14828.1, "end": 14829.1, "text": " Wait, Loki?"}, {"start": 14832.66, "end": 14857.66, "text": " So that's cypher plus one, eh, don't look here, I can just hit."}, {"start": 14857.66, "end": 14886.66, "text": " Alright, I'll start holding this up next run."}, {"start": 14916.66, "end": 14942.66, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14972.66, "end": 14974.66, "text": " You right"}, {"start": 14986.42, "end": 14992.94, "text": " It's six passion quirky ever a thing you will not kill a single unit that unit I"}, {"start": 14997.3, "end": 14999.619999999999, "text": " Don't understand who the fuckers was to be"}, {"start": 15002.66, "end": 15008.66, "text": " I want the game. This with the bow? GG, GG."}, {"start": 15011.66, "end": 15014.66, "text": " Stargazer? No."}, {"start": 15024.66, "end": 15029.66, "text": " If I go 8th it's a second, if I go 1st it's a 1st."}, {"start": 15029.66, "end": 15036.66, "text": " The most I can lose is 25 LP."}, {"start": 15036.66, "end": 15048.1, "text": " Okay, I'm pretty sure this is actually Azaiya's game."}, {"start": 15048.1, "end": 15051.22, "text": " I mean, Azaiya or Vanguard, but the thing is this guy's snagged already, he's gonna"}, {"start": 15051.22, "end": 15052.22, "text": " guarantee Azaiya."}, {"start": 15052.22, "end": 15054.22, "text": " Isn't that kind of bad?"}, {"start": 15054.220000000001, "end": 15060.460000000001, "text": " Well, this is also sniper plus one, but I don't think he's actually gonna play it."}, {"start": 15060.460000000001, "end": 15068.300000000001, "text": " And I'm not trying to give that guy a free... a free five loss."}, {"start": 15068.300000000001, "end": 15071.02, "text": " I mean, he was anibbying."}, {"start": 15071.02, "end": 15078.54, "text": " I'm just gonna open until I fight this guy on the floor."}, {"start": 15078.54, "end": 15079.54, "text": " I mean, I have to."}, {"start": 15079.54, "end": 15085.400000000001, "text": " If I don't open then I give him the streak and he cashes out 300 and I'm just dead, but I'm pretty sure I can actually win out"}, {"start": 15094.02, "end": 15096.02, "text": " Is this bug?"}, {"start": 15096.86, "end": 15102.1, "text": " Zero 15 games per missing player health. Wait what?"}, {"start": 15102.1, "end": 15103.1, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15103.1, "end": 15109.1, "text": " Oh, it's gonna, okay, so if I put it in it'll-"}, {"start": 15109.1, "end": 15110.1, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15110.1, "end": 15111.1, "text": " Oh, oh."}, {"start": 15111.1, "end": 15112.1, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15112.1, "end": 15117.1, "text": " I mean, I feel like I should have went over that."}, {"start": 15117.1, "end": 15118.1, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15118.1, "end": 15119.1, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15119.1, "end": 15123.1, "text": " Like, it should, it should, it should give you the stats regardless."}, {"start": 15123.1, "end": 15128.1, "text": " It should tell you the stats regardless of whether you're uniting it."}, {"start": 15128.1, "end": 15132.1, "text": " It should give you the stats regardless. It should tell you the stats regardless of whether you're a unit in it."}, {"start": 15132.1, "end": 15135.1, "text": " That actually has to be like poor coding and you know it."}, {"start": 15135.1, "end": 15138.1, "text": " Like you can't just say like, oh yeah, the streamer is never right. I am actually right."}, {"start": 15138.1, "end": 15141.1, "text": " Like it should tell you the stats regardless of whether you have units fielded."}, {"start": 15141.1, "end": 15144.1, "text": " Like what the fuck is that? Like no, no, no. Someone didn't code correctly and you know it."}, {"start": 15144.1, "end": 15146.1, "text": " I mean yes, he's right, man."}, {"start": 15146.1, "end": 15148.1, "text": " You have to get through me."}, {"start": 15148.1, "end": 15151.1, "text": " You right. Yes, he's right. Thank you. Thank you."}, {"start": 15151.1, "end": 15158.94, "text": " Okay, well I just didn't fight the sound, he's just getting free, what's it called for"}, {"start": 15158.94, "end": 15163.94, "text": " free man?"}, {"start": 15163.94, "end": 15178.380000000001, "text": " Well I can't do better, but I'm not getting paid to fucking cope!"}, {"start": 15178.380000000001, "end": 15182.380000000001, "text": " Rage bait!"}, {"start": 15182.380000000001, "end": 15190.380000000001, "text": " My god doesn't watch me."}, {"start": 15190.380000000001, "end": 15193.380000000001, "text": " Hmm?"}, {"start": 15193.380000000001, "end": 15207.380000000001, "text": " This armor is terrible."}, {"start": 15207.380000000001, "end": 15217.380000000001, "text": " The armor MRO is turbo broken?"}, {"start": 15217.380000000001, "end": 15222.380000000001, "text": " We really?"}, {"start": 15222.380000000001, "end": 15233.380000000001, "text": " Dream Tank will block."}, {"start": 15233.380000000001, "end": 15239.500000000002, "text": " Oh, okay, well I need to make sure"}, {"start": 15254.300000000001, "end": 15256.300000000001, "text": " It's only come back"}, {"start": 15263.380000000001, "end": 15269.400000000001, "text": " I need to fight him soon if I don't fight him. He's just gonna catch up 300. I'm going to lose man"}, {"start": 15293.380000000001, "end": 15297.78, "text": " If he gets to 300 the game's over man, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna catch on all the day"}, {"start": 15305.460000000001, "end": 15313.26, "text": " Heavy is the crown in this galaxy. I mean I just need money to hit my board, but the thing is the problem with Slemmen is"}, {"start": 15318.34, "end": 15320.34, "text": " I actually have to slay my items"}, {"start": 15323.380000000001, "end": 15348.420000000002, "text": " My redemption on HP is pretty good."}, {"start": 15348.420000000002, "end": 15352.7, "text": " Can I fight this guy, please?"}, {"start": 15352.7, "end": 15357.740000000002, "text": " you thank you fucking dog ass game all right good look at this I get 300 games"}, {"start": 15357.740000000002, "end": 15362.820000000002, "text": " over man all right and now you're not just start playing the game"}, {"start": 15366.980000000001, "end": 15372.54, "text": " oh yeah and now I actually have the money to actually hit my board oh dad is"}, {"start": 15372.54, "end": 15383.900000000001, "text": " win the game. Probably GG, GG, GG. Like the only way I go 8 this game is if I fight, if"}, {"start": 15383.900000000001, "end": 15388.560000000001, "text": " I fight, if I fight just don't fight him. He catches up 300 and then I spike my board"}, {"start": 15388.56, "end": 15390.56, "text": " and then I fight him and then I'm just dead."}, {"start": 15390.56, "end": 15392.56, "text": " But now it's just a GG."}, {"start": 15410.56, "end": 15412.56, "text": " Now it's just a GG."}, {"start": 15412.56, "end": 15419.6, "text": " Can fast knight on one star board no capsules I'm I'm one game away from the motion"}, {"start": 15435.0, "end": 15439.26, "text": " Scared I mean if I just roll I'm guaranteed about four. Yes"}, {"start": 15439.26, "end": 15444.78, "text": " I'm gonna have two reforgeries for my my my echo item as well"}, {"start": 15448.18, "end": 15450.18, "text": " Generational aura loss"}, {"start": 15459.26, "end": 15464.74, "text": " Like what aura is there if you just fucking end the game you just need to mode it to emerald to while Emily Wang is"}, {"start": 15469.26, "end": 15487.26, "text": " 2 5 cost champions and I get a cloak. I'm not really want a cloak."}, {"start": 15487.26, "end": 15489.58, "text": " Let this be a warning to the rest."}, {"start": 15493.9, "end": 15497.5, "text": " No Nunu, no Karma, no Leblanc, I can't."}, {"start": 15501.82, "end": 15504.54, "text": " Oh Nunu! All right, I'll basically just hatch it from here then."}, {"start": 15517.26, "end": 15524.26, "text": " Also, it's Arbor's socks."}, {"start": 15524.26, "end": 15539.26, "text": " Oh, we're dinging."}, {"start": 15539.26, "end": 15556.9, "text": " Oh, this game is over, how much is it? 240 health, 24% AS, that's pretty good. I believe"}, {"start": 15556.9, "end": 15563.78, "text": " this game is over. So when does this comeback story start? I just wait. Wait, I feel like,"}, {"start": 15563.78, "end": 15565.78, "text": " No, no, just wait, just wait."}, {"start": 15565.78, "end": 15566.78, "text": " No, just wait."}, {"start": 15566.78, "end": 15568.78, "text": " My eyes are open."}, {"start": 15589.78, "end": 15591.78, "text": " I don't have a Mordekaiser, but..."}, {"start": 15623.78, "end": 15648.78, "text": " 30hp, I'm 3 lives, it's barred, I mean this is fine, it's good enough."}, {"start": 15648.78, "end": 15665.78, "text": " It's actually not that good because I have combat story, but I don't really want to forge it."}, {"start": 15665.78, "end": 15690.060000000001, "text": " Okay, honestly, can't just go 9."}, {"start": 15690.060000000001, "end": 15691.460000000001, "text": " Look at my board."}, {"start": 15691.460000000001, "end": 15693.460000000001, "text": " Actually maybe I should roll until like one karma."}, {"start": 15698.460000000001, "end": 15700.460000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm done rolling, I don't know what the fuck."}, {"start": 15712.460000000001, "end": 15714.460000000001, "text": " I probably just tap around the..."}, {"start": 15716.460000000001, "end": 15718.460000000001, "text": " voids have someone else, JG."}, {"start": 15718.460000000001, "end": 15719.460000000001, "text": " And I just need a belt."}, {"start": 15719.460000000001, "end": 15742.380000000001, "text": " I should probably still put on an agent though."}, {"start": 15742.380000000001, "end": 15746.42, "text": " I mean I could roll into a Leblanc too to keep it safe but I am like 3 lives."}, {"start": 15746.42, "end": 15763.86, "text": " And with this Arbiter, I kind of plot armor, HP on HP, I'm just trying to set the ascension."}, {"start": 15763.86, "end": 15767.06, "text": " I'm using all my removers."}, {"start": 15767.06, "end": 15769.86, "text": " GG, Ginsu."}, {"start": 15769.86, "end": 15785.880000000001, "text": " I mean, if I lose a round, I'm pretty sure this board can't lose."}, {"start": 15785.880000000001, "end": 15794.0, "text": " It legit cannot lose."}, {"start": 15794.0, "end": 15796.2, "text": " My entire board has 280 health."}, {"start": 15796.2, "end": 15798.400000000001, "text": " Like, how can I lose?"}, {"start": 15798.4, "end": 15800.4, "text": " Tell me how can I lose how can I lose?"}, {"start": 15814.3, "end": 15819.119999999999, "text": " But also like I'm trying to I don't want to go long because I think what is the arbiter I really want to end with"}, {"start": 15820.0, "end": 15821.32, "text": " next"}, {"start": 15821.32, "end": 15823.32, "text": " This arbiter is fucking trash"}, {"start": 15828.4, "end": 15834.08, "text": " That was kind of close, but my Arbiter is just ass."}, {"start": 15834.08, "end": 15837.6, "text": " It's like my Arbiter is gain attack speed."}, {"start": 15837.6, "end": 15840.08, "text": " Deal damage 10 times to gain 5% attack speed."}, {"start": 15840.08, "end": 15841.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15841.08, "end": 15849.56, "text": " Is that supposed to be good?"}, {"start": 15849.56, "end": 15857.56, "text": " Like the next one is already probably the same as the long two."}, {"start": 15857.56, "end": 15862.56, "text": " And then uh, yeah."}, {"start": 15862.56, "end": 15870.56, "text": " Vex, Sona Bard, Blitz, 30 HP."}, {"start": 15870.56, "end": 15871.56, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 15871.56, "end": 15877.56, "text": " These trait tree brunts were like, oh god."}, {"start": 15877.56, "end": 15879.56, "text": " Seven traits?"}, {"start": 15879.56, "end": 15884.56, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 15884.56, "end": 15886.56, "text": " And it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 15893.56, "end": 15895.56, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 15895.56, "end": 15898.56, "text": " Anyone? You think I'm getting promoted here?"}, {"start": 15900.56, "end": 15903.56, "text": " Ah, GG."}, {"start": 15903.56, "end": 15905.56, "text": " It's just another first. I can't..."}, {"start": 15907.56, "end": 15909.56, "text": " Just look at my spot."}, {"start": 15910.56, "end": 15913.56, "text": " There's a decent chance I just get Vex."}, {"start": 15913.56, "end": 15915.56, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 15916.68, "end": 15921.14, "text": " Game a own copy"}, {"start": 15924.24, "end": 15926.24, "text": " Okay, okay"}, {"start": 15928.76, "end": 15930.76, "text": " The block to leave"}, {"start": 15943.56, "end": 15945.56, "text": " LeBlanc 2?"}, {"start": 15947.56, "end": 15949.56, "text": " J?"}, {"start": 15953.56, "end": 15955.56, "text": " How many LeBlancs are gone?"}, {"start": 15958.56, "end": 15960.56, "text": " 1, 2, 3?"}, {"start": 15962.56, "end": 15964.56, "text": " Level 3 Karma's gone."}, {"start": 15964.56, "end": 15967.56, "text": " But I'm sitting on that, I don't care."}, {"start": 15967.56, "end": 15974.56, "text": " I should just don't care."}, {"start": 15974.56, "end": 15981.56, "text": " I lose, I lose, it is what it is."}, {"start": 15997.56, "end": 16005.92, "text": " How what the"}, {"start": 16027.56, "end": 16033.48, "text": " I mean that's another Karma 2 gone, I can't roll, I don't give a fuck."}, {"start": 16033.48, "end": 16041.64, "text": " Like 1 best is already stronger than the long 2, why can't you?"}, {"start": 16041.64, "end": 16047.08, "text": " And I mean, the thing is he's not gonna be level 10 until like, he's not gonna be"}, {"start": 16047.08, "end": 16056.92, "text": " level 10 until like later, that's fine."}, {"start": 16056.92, "end": 16070.52, "text": " The April's gonna mod me really? No. Yes. No. Mod. Mod. I mean, if I win-"}, {"start": 16070.52, "end": 16082.52, "text": " If I win this round GG, alright GG GG GG GG"}, {"start": 16100.52, "end": 16119.52, "text": " I have 20 gold. Is that good? I mean I can just play this instead of Vex. Unless Vex 1 is stronger than the block 2."}, {"start": 16130.52, "end": 16146.6, "text": " I don't I don't really care about the arbiter though the arbiter is uh was it past me like"}, {"start": 16146.6, "end": 16148.6, "text": " I'm pretty sure..."}, {"start": 16152.6, "end": 16154.6, "text": " I'm willing to sell a 2 star of wind."}, {"start": 16169.6, "end": 16171.6, "text": " Do I actually lose this?"}, {"start": 16171.6, "end": 16173.6, "text": " Like, no wait, right?"}, {"start": 16206.6, "end": 16210.92, "text": " this is just like someone up less of x2 and that's my board"}, {"start": 16218.12, "end": 16225.04, "text": " these level 9 50 gold oh god he's hitting next turn man"}, {"start": 16225.04, "end": 16240.960000000001, "text": " I mean I can't I can't I get I mean I got really want the game so if I lose a round and"}, {"start": 16240.960000000001, "end": 16244.76, "text": " then I wrote in defense base group is just you do but I mean like I mean I'm in a great"}, {"start": 16244.76, "end": 16247.5, "text": " You hit 10 space. Congrats. Fuck you"}, {"start": 16257.72, "end": 16261.64, "text": " For this barg unit the fuck is this damage 4.7 out"}, {"start": 16267.800000000001, "end": 16270.380000000001, "text": " Bro and he's one life and now he's going to 10"}, {"start": 16270.380000000001, "end": 16294.78, "text": " Okay, but I also don't have Sona, but I guess I can just play, like, replace Sona Blanc."}, {"start": 16294.78, "end": 16296.140000000001, "text": " I mean, he gets 10 space room for sure."}, {"start": 16296.140000000001, "end": 16299.420000000002, "text": " I don't know what the fuck is going on, like, no, no, no, it's like, surely I don't fight"}, {"start": 16299.42, "end": 16301.42, "text": " the moment he gets 10 space group, right?"}, {"start": 16302.56, "end": 16303.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16304.3, "end": 16304.8, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16305.92, "end": 16306.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16325.74, "end": 16326.94, "text": " What is so much HP?"}, {"start": 16329.42, "end": 16335.98, "text": " That's that's one zero item four point one"}, {"start": 16352.74, "end": 16355.42, "text": " I mean if I just dodge it again, I probably go second this game"}, {"start": 16359.42, "end": 16364.16, "text": " What does it even do?"}, {"start": 16364.16, "end": 16365.86, "text": " Get your groove on."}, {"start": 16365.86, "end": 16373.0, "text": " I don't know what the fuck that means, but I know for sure I lost."}, {"start": 16373.0, "end": 16374.0, "text": " Oh, it does him again."}, {"start": 16395.56, "end": 16397.06, "text": " Bro, I wanna one this game, man."}, {"start": 16401.2, "end": 16402.96, "text": " I got a morticizer too, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 16403.0, "end": 16424.92, "text": " Alright, I dodged a wall return, it's guaranteed top 2."}, {"start": 16424.92, "end": 16430.36, "text": " The gigabat beat is if I lose to this, and then I fight him, I can actually go up 4."}, {"start": 16430.36, "end": 16435.24, "text": " like that that's a like that's an actual bad beat"}, {"start": 16438.56, "end": 16447.56, "text": " okay it's actually fine maybe I can win I I think I just got one shot by whatever"}, {"start": 16447.56, "end": 16449.8, "text": " the fuck that you did"}, {"start": 16449.8, "end": 16452.8, "text": " I'm a different one"}, {"start": 16453.8, "end": 16456.8, "text": " we should almost die"}, {"start": 16460.36, "end": 16474.2, "text": " why couldn't you just be dead satch"}, {"start": 16474.2, "end": 16476.2, "text": " Bro, fuck you, man."}, {"start": 16476.2, "end": 16478.2, "text": " Karma 2, I don't wanna offer this."}, {"start": 16479.2, "end": 16480.2, "text": " Not really."}, {"start": 16484.2, "end": 16485.2, "text": " Yeah, not really."}, {"start": 16485.2, "end": 16487.2, "text": " Well, it's actually perfect value."}, {"start": 16492.2, "end": 16494.2, "text": " Open cell, fuck no."}, {"start": 16504.2, "end": 16506.2, "text": " I'm just gonna hold this A-SOUL."}, {"start": 16534.2, "end": 16560.2, "text": " I don't got it, I don't got it, I said that you don't work in this field."}, {"start": 16560.2, "end": 16567.2, "text": " might look like it's dead."}, {"start": 16567.2, "end": 16576.2, "text": " Oh, it's a top 4."}, {"start": 16576.2, "end": 16584.2, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 16584.2, "end": 16595.64, "text": " Forged in string into mech. Is there no shame?"}, {"start": 16614.2, "end": 16621.2, "text": " Sedge didn't demote, Sedge."}, {"start": 16621.2, "end": 16630.2, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 16630.2, "end": 16641.2, "text": " I'm gonna clean my room."}, {"start": 16641.2, "end": 16646.9, "text": " I have like a bunch of like red bull and stuff"}, {"start": 16650.4, "end": 16657.52, "text": " And then after my room is clean it's so easy to just lock in and there's gonna be zero bought fours of DG"}, {"start": 16671.2, "end": 16687.2, "text": " and GG. Alright. What? Did Vitality lose to Furio? Soju, we have the same trash bags."}, {"start": 16687.2, "end": 16696.68, "text": " I didn't ask. Let me go see. Are they losing? Paul's Champ? Oh, it hasn't started yet. Overpass"}, {"start": 16696.68, "end": 16698.68, "text": " ancient"}, {"start": 16698.68, "end": 16705.68, "text": " let's do"}, {"start": 16706.24, "end": 16707.52, "text": " i don't even know"}, {"start": 16707.52, "end": 16714.52, "text": " but i think you know"}, {"start": 16756.68, "end": 16782.68, "text": " No hard finds me."}, {"start": 16782.68, "end": 16784.68, "text": " tomorrow's the last of my woods"}, {"start": 16842.68, "end": 16849.68, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 16849.68, "end": 16875.08, "text": " I'm pretty sure it's like really good with the usual hex"}, {"start": 16879.68, "end": 16899.68, "text": " I'm taking a branch out for sure, would I get something good?"}, {"start": 16899.68, "end": 16906.68, "text": " Challenger plus one is that good?"}, {"start": 16906.68, "end": 16916.68, "text": " Is that good?"}, {"start": 16916.68, "end": 16929.48, "text": " 30% attack speed."}, {"start": 16929.48, "end": 16931.48, "text": " take that I killed 3% of max health"}, {"start": 16941.72, "end": 16943.72, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 16945.92, "end": 16947.92, "text": " I mean is it charging post one actually fun"}, {"start": 16959.48, "end": 16974.48, "text": " Let's finish this quickly."}, {"start": 16974.48, "end": 16987.48, "text": " The Strawberry Fruit Splash."}, {"start": 16987.48, "end": 16992.48, "text": " This shit's good as fuck."}, {"start": 17004.48, "end": 17024.96, "text": " Wait, how can- how do you even nerf, uh- how do you even go about nerfing, uh, Timebreaker?"}, {"start": 17024.96, "end": 17027.84, "text": " It's so OP, I don't understand."}, {"start": 17027.84, "end": 17031.04, "text": " You just open Timebreaker and you just have- you're just gonna go to 4-1 and you just"}, {"start": 17031.04, "end": 17032.04, "text": " two-star everything."}, {"start": 17032.04, "end": 17034.04, "text": " It's so broken."}, {"start": 17046.760000000002, "end": 17052.760000000002, "text": " Bro, I live in Canada, I've never seen that flavored WTF. Slaver with OUR, I can't."}, {"start": 17062.04, "end": 17090.66, "text": " Oh wait, is that how you spell it?"}, {"start": 17090.66, "end": 17106.74, "text": " Canada? Oh fuck! Okay never mind. Great man, I lost."}, {"start": 17108.18, "end": 17115.079999999998, "text": " Alright never mind, never mind. Bad, never mind. E rounds gain a random artifact."}, {"start": 17115.08, "end": 17120.960000000003, "text": " gain a three health and a two thoughts I married awesome"}, {"start": 17145.08, "end": 17150.08, "text": " Hmm where is this fucking briar at?"}, {"start": 17164.08, "end": 17166.08, "text": " I just made 20."}, {"start": 17167.08, "end": 17169.08, "text": " Make 20 and make 20 again."}, {"start": 17169.08, "end": 17175.08, "text": " Maybe I can sell... I need this briar so I can start farming."}, {"start": 17175.08, "end": 17179.08, "text": " This is a Bop more."}, {"start": 17179.08, "end": 17183.08, "text": " I feel like every single time I play Challenger Spat, I just go Bop more."}, {"start": 17187.08, "end": 17192.08, "text": " You just play Challenger, Yi, and you dual carry Spirit?"}, {"start": 17199.08, "end": 17228.08, "text": " there's no briar. Oh my fucking god."}, {"start": 17228.08, "end": 17254.08, "text": " 20, make 30, make 40, level make 40, no briar."}, {"start": 17284.08, "end": 17285.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17285.08, "end": 17286.08, "text": " Oh tears."}, {"start": 17286.08, "end": 17291.08, "text": " Is that a challenger of boats here?"}, {"start": 17291.08, "end": 17306.88, "text": " So I'd like to say, I mean, I, I, okay, I think the set is overhated."}, {"start": 17306.88, "end": 17310.120000000003, "text": " Because I think, I think last set wasn't even good."}, {"start": 17311.12, "end": 17313.12, "text": " Like I feel like this that is actually overrated"}, {"start": 17316.12, "end": 17323.879999999997, "text": " And like and last set was like it's overrated rage bait. It's not right. Oh wait, what the fuck"}, {"start": 17324.559999999998, "end": 17327.2, "text": " That's pretty good. I mean, I'm not even raising"}, {"start": 17327.2, "end": 17348.2, "text": " I could just make less whispers so I don't have to worry about playing stupid as atrox."}, {"start": 17348.2, "end": 17350.2, "text": " I mean"}, {"start": 17350.84, "end": 17352.84, "text": " Magical hodge is always playing a golly"}, {"start": 17357.56, "end": 17359.56, "text": " The challenger"}, {"start": 17360.64, "end": 17362.88, "text": " They're on Boe hodge challenger"}, {"start": 17365.72, "end": 17367.88, "text": " I feel like it's so easy to just play a fucking HR"}, {"start": 17368.72, "end": 17370.72, "text": " But I'm not gonna play for a while"}, {"start": 17370.72, "end": 17372.72, "text": " wait I"}, {"start": 17373.2, "end": 17375.08, "text": " Didn't sell last whisper. I think I'm going to lose"}, {"start": 17375.08, "end": 17383.800000000003, "text": " But I really don't want to make last whisperer and I lost because I didn't send last whisperer hello"}, {"start": 17386.36, "end": 17388.36, "text": " GG GG"}, {"start": 17393.160000000003, "end": 17397.140000000003, "text": " But I mean I like I'm not trying to make it last we're all I have to do is play one intros on my board and"}, {"start": 17397.52, "end": 17402.4, "text": " Shit is really good. I can't I'm broke"}, {"start": 17405.08, "end": 17413.08, "text": " What? And now I'm broke."}, {"start": 17418.56, "end": 17423.08, "text": " Alright, Bosses is actually good. I'm playing all Frontline except for, uh,"}, {"start": 17423.08, "end": 17427.08, "text": " except for one what's it called. Except I am fucking..."}, {"start": 17427.08, "end": 17437.920000000002, "text": " I'm playing all for a line plus one game"}, {"start": 17457.08, "end": 17469.160000000003, "text": " I'm level 5."}, {"start": 17469.160000000003, "end": 17473.08, "text": " I mean with these combat augments though, like if I hit my board, I'm pretty sure I"}, {"start": 17473.08, "end": 17474.08, "text": " just shot everyone."}, {"start": 17474.08, "end": 17483.08, "text": " Except there's no way I'm going to..."}, {"start": 17513.08, "end": 17519.640000000003, "text": " if I have boxing lessons I don't even need uh I can just go Titans no cap"}, {"start": 17519.64, "end": 17543.82, "text": " Wow, alright, well I'm guaranteed top 4 now, just like that, because I'm pretty sure this"}, {"start": 17543.82, "end": 17553.82, "text": " you just saved me 50 HP. I'm a fucking beast."}, {"start": 17553.82, "end": 17582.68, "text": " 2 star ball vets that's also pretty good, honestly Hodge is not even bad and I can just"}, {"start": 17582.68, "end": 17584.68, "text": " Let's kill this stupid ass deer."}, {"start": 17584.68, "end": 17589.68, "text": " Adaptive play around glove, hodge play around other hodge titans."}, {"start": 17599.68, "end": 17602.68, "text": " No Tomcinch, no Kindred."}, {"start": 17602.68, "end": 17625.56, "text": " And then I have precision with Akali and I play around Cloak which is half Kraken, half"}, {"start": 17625.56, "end": 17633.56, "text": " Kraken, Atronks Akali, always, old verse, whatever it's called, but I don't know what I'm talking about, I'm fighting with what I'm fighting."}, {"start": 17633.56, "end": 17636.56, "text": " When do you think this guy is spiked by the way?"}, {"start": 17639.56, "end": 17641.56, "text": " When do you think he's spiked?"}, {"start": 17643.56, "end": 17647.56, "text": " Oh my god, how is he even allowed?"}, {"start": 17649.56, "end": 17651.56, "text": " I'm so poor."}, {"start": 17685.56, "end": 17689.56, "text": " Okay, nice. I'm fighting him now, I guess."}, {"start": 17689.56, "end": 17692.56, "text": " There's one of these hold up there."}, {"start": 17700.56, "end": 17703.56, "text": " Like, if I hit my board though with these combat augments, don't I actually just win out?"}, {"start": 17703.56, "end": 17706.56, "text": " Or I don't win out, but like my board's just gonna be insanely stable."}, {"start": 17707.56, "end": 17709.56, "text": " Look at this master you want."}, {"start": 17710.56, "end": 17711.56, "text": " This is some fucking demon."}, {"start": 17711.56, "end": 17717.16, "text": " And I don't even have a cawley I've hodged without a cawley in and then I don't even have shred yet"}, {"start": 17718.08, "end": 17720.08, "text": " But I'm just trying to farm a little bit of old"}, {"start": 17727.0, "end": 17729.0, "text": " Call me prior to"}, {"start": 17801.56, "end": 17803.56, "text": " Play around Belt BF. I think I'll..."}, {"start": 17809.48, "end": 17811.48, "text": " Like Kraken start itemizing Kindred."}, {"start": 17813.2, "end": 17816.120000000003, "text": " And then I've Belt BF, like Belt for anti-heal, and then BF for last item Kindred."}, {"start": 17817.2, "end": 17818.7, "text": " I honestly thought I was actually pretty good."}, {"start": 17821.120000000003, "end": 17822.120000000003, "text": " And then I just 4-5 it."}, {"start": 17822.12, "end": 17832.12, "text": " This Lichman isn't even bad."}, {"start": 17832.12, "end": 17833.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17833.12, "end": 17834.12, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 17834.12, "end": 17847.12, "text": " Oh, I'm going to talk to you."}, {"start": 17847.12, "end": 17855.12, "text": " Guilded steel, maces, big grabback for items is pretty good."}, {"start": 17855.12, "end": 17857.12, "text": " Guilded steel is actually not..."}, {"start": 17857.12, "end": 17862.12, "text": " Nah, I just know it's useless."}, {"start": 17862.12, "end": 17867.12, "text": " Alright, what I get?"}, {"start": 17867.12, "end": 17873.12, "text": " I never forged a lich main."}, {"start": 17873.12, "end": 17875.12, "text": " like KrakenDB plus..."}, {"start": 17897.399999999998, "end": 17899.399999999998, "text": " This is worse than Lich Paint."}, {"start": 17899.4, "end": 17906.800000000003, "text": " if they die game 10 marriage and 40% what does that even do?"}, {"start": 17929.4, "end": 17949.100000000002, "text": " I'm not trying to play five fucking or five no one doing"}, {"start": 17949.100000000002, "end": 17955.180000000004, "text": " So I don't really care about the Malkai DK, but..."}, {"start": 17955.180000000004, "end": 17963.660000000003, "text": " Bro, what the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 17963.660000000003, "end": 17968.660000000003, "text": " Alright, next round, rolling for KinderD."}, {"start": 17968.660000000003, "end": 17970.660000000003, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 17970.660000000003, "end": 17973.58, "text": " Oh, great!"}, {"start": 17973.58, "end": 17980.02, "text": " The guy with timebreaker on 2-1, patience as a virtue loads in with A-SOUL 2, GALIO 2,"}, {"start": 17980.02, "end": 17981.820000000003, "text": " who could have guessed?"}, {"start": 17981.820000000003, "end": 17985.02, "text": " Portable Forge still from your dawn, woohoo!"}, {"start": 17986.38, "end": 17987.980000000003, "text": " Like how?"}, {"start": 18003.58, "end": 18006.58, "text": " Oh, god, uh..."}, {"start": 18010.58, "end": 18013.58, "text": " Okay, I mean, Varus is good, and then I get..."}, {"start": 18013.58, "end": 18015.58, "text": " Oh, great, nothing."}, {"start": 18015.58, "end": 18018.58, "text": " I get G.S., which is also good."}, {"start": 18021.58, "end": 18024.58, "text": " Okay, I need Kindred, too?"}, {"start": 18033.58, "end": 18038.58, "text": " I got a fucking..."}, {"start": 18038.58, "end": 18049.58, "text": " Okay, Master Yi too, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 18049.58, "end": 18059.58, "text": " Do I have an AP holder?"}, {"start": 18059.58, "end": 18065.460000000003, "text": " All right, well, I don't want to roll anymore I don't know if we're talking about"}, {"start": 18085.18, "end": 18087.18, "text": " I don't know what to do"}, {"start": 18089.58, "end": 18096.58, "text": " You're just so far, nowhere to be, yay!"}, {"start": 18096.58, "end": 18105.260000000002, "text": " Look at- I think my board is done now."}, {"start": 18105.260000000002, "end": 18107.260000000002, "text": " Another board."}, {"start": 18107.260000000002, "end": 18108.260000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18108.260000000002, "end": 18113.780000000002, "text": " And I'm getting some- I mean, I just have to level up, I mean, I- I could roll for"}, {"start": 18113.780000000002, "end": 18118.260000000002, "text": " like- I mean, my board's like so hard going tonight."}, {"start": 18118.260000000002, "end": 18119.260000000002, "text": " Well not really."}, {"start": 18119.260000000002, "end": 18121.260000000002, "text": " Because this is open slot"}, {"start": 18126.86, "end": 18129.260000000002, "text": " I mean five double legit does not do anything"}, {"start": 18138.86, "end": 18140.86, "text": " Besides board is complete trash"}, {"start": 18149.260000000002, "end": 18156.260000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18156.260000000002, "end": 18165.260000000002, "text": " I do need to get rid of those."}, {"start": 18165.260000000002, "end": 18167.260000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18187.620000000003, "end": 18190.140000000003, "text": " Kind of you kindred to but I'm not rolling for anything"}, {"start": 18190.940000000002, "end": 18193.7, "text": " But if I go to nine, I'm never hitting can do to there's nothing stronger than you do"}, {"start": 18195.260000000002, "end": 18200.260000000002, "text": " I'm probably hitting Kindred 2 with like 2 gold."}, {"start": 18200.260000000002, "end": 18204.260000000002, "text": " There's not a single Kindred run. Zero."}, {"start": 18204.260000000002, "end": 18207.260000000002, "text": " I will know in time."}, {"start": 18207.260000000002, "end": 18209.260000000002, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 18239.260000000002, "end": 18245.260000000002, "text": " Who the fuck even has mana regen?"}, {"start": 18245.260000000002, "end": 18249.260000000002, "text": " 40 AP?"}, {"start": 18249.260000000002, "end": 18256.260000000002, "text": " I can't sell Rammus too."}, {"start": 18256.260000000002, "end": 18263.260000000002, "text": " It's dead."}, {"start": 18263.260000000002, "end": 18265.260000000002, "text": " It's that"}, {"start": 18273.260000000002, "end": 18277.980000000003, "text": " GD GD, I mean can you do this just say"}, {"start": 18286.100000000002, "end": 18289.54, "text": " And if I can go if I go nine for a nine on six one"}, {"start": 18293.260000000002, "end": 18296.340000000004, "text": " If I had TK2, I'd just play TK2 or Valkyrie and call it an A."}, {"start": 18297.7, "end": 18299.500000000004, "text": " But I could drop Rammus 2,"}, {"start": 18300.22, "end": 18305.9, "text": " like Rammus 2, Fiora, T- like I mean, it's too far, like I'm not making it, but..."}, {"start": 18311.74, "end": 18318.86, "text": " But I could drop like this for Fiora, this for TK2, this for Shentu, level Morgana 2,"}, {"start": 18321.38, "end": 18322.86, "text": " except I'm probably not making it."}, {"start": 18323.260000000002, "end": 18328.260000000002, "text": " Well, I'm definitely not making it. My board is complete trash."}, {"start": 18342.260000000002, "end": 18346.260000000002, "text": " Can they just know it's really good enough not to play Shen? What do you think?"}, {"start": 18347.260000000002, "end": 18349.260000000002, "text": " It's the only good note in the game."}, {"start": 18349.260000000002, "end": 18354.260000000002, "text": " Oh, the Collie's also good. The Malca is completely useless, except it's not that useless because I have a..."}, {"start": 18354.260000000002, "end": 18360.260000000002, "text": " It's not that useless because I have a boxing whatever the fuck, and then the Kinder one is useless."}, {"start": 18360.260000000002, "end": 18362.260000000002, "text": " What's it called if it's not that useless?"}, {"start": 18369.260000000002, "end": 18373.260000000002, "text": " With the Nova prompt? Oh yeah, your entire board gains everything."}, {"start": 18373.260000000002, "end": 18378.260000000002, "text": " And then like, if I can play Caitlyn, level for Caitlyn, and that's my board, but not really."}, {"start": 18409.260000000002, "end": 18413.18, "text": " I can't wait, it's not even taking damage"}, {"start": 18417.02, "end": 18419.02, "text": " Yeah, oh my"}, {"start": 18435.340000000004, "end": 18437.840000000004, "text": " So they're gonna take a your off"}, {"start": 18469.260000000002, "end": 18498.18, "text": " I can just drop Malchite plus, I mean maybe it's a r-"}, {"start": 18498.18, "end": 18500.420000000002, "text": " I mean, this is a good top four, yes."}, {"start": 18502.420000000002, "end": 18504.62, "text": " Can everyone agree this is a good top four?"}, {"start": 18508.34, "end": 18512.36, "text": " I mean, I could drop, drop for Fiora plus Morgana."}, {"start": 18514.54, "end": 18515.38, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 18525.62, "end": 18527.260000000002, "text": " I'm fighting, I mean, just look what I'm fighting."}, {"start": 18527.260000000002, "end": 18528.36, "text": " I- I don't get it."}, {"start": 18531.760000000002, "end": 18532.760000000002, "text": " I mean, maybe I can wrap."}, {"start": 18536.460000000003, "end": 18536.960000000003, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 18537.260000000002, "end": 18537.760000000002, "text": " Wait?"}, {"start": 18538.36, "end": 18539.86, "text": " I mean, doesn't it just walk right here, then?"}, {"start": 18540.36, "end": 18540.86, "text": " Yes?"}, {"start": 18541.260000000002, "end": 18542.660000000003, "text": " And it can just chase it the entire round."}, {"start": 18543.56, "end": 18544.06, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 18544.960000000003, "end": 18548.06, "text": " If this were my A-Soldy Yi, it would just run and chase this-"}, {"start": 18549.460000000003, "end": 18549.960000000003, "text": " Oh wait."}, {"start": 18557.260000000002, "end": 18579.660000000003, "text": " Okay, let's go for what?"}, {"start": 18579.660000000003, "end": 18585.22, "text": " Alright now I just level and I just find some legendaries, Fiora 2, Morgana 2."}, {"start": 18585.22, "end": 18587.5, "text": " I could also just play like a random gin on my board."}, {"start": 18587.5, "end": 18589.460000000003, "text": " Shentoo over Rammus and I hit Shentoo."}, {"start": 18590.82, "end": 18592.38, "text": " Did he never kick your board?"}, {"start": 18592.38, "end": 18593.5, "text": " I did never kick."}, {"start": 18602.86, "end": 18604.02, "text": " They have come in."}, {"start": 18615.22, "end": 18632.22, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 18632.22, "end": 18661.22, "text": " I'm just shooting your attack, if you think you can't counter-fight, but you didn't get a single...I should have taken that. It's just, uh, this is all dead."}, {"start": 18691.22, "end": 18693.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18709.300000000003, "end": 18711.300000000003, "text": " For is not even that bad"}, {"start": 18716.82, "end": 18720.54, "text": " Wtf that even mayhem streak wait what what's wrong?"}, {"start": 18721.22, "end": 18728.22, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 18781.22, "end": 18792.66, "text": " I'm on the uh, I'm on the Raptors"}, {"start": 18792.66, "end": 18801.06, "text": " Oh wait, I know I'm cold dirty. I'm not I'm I'm retired"}, {"start": 18811.22, "end": 18818.22, "text": " What sport?"}, {"start": 18818.22, "end": 18825.22, "text": " Basketball?"}, {"start": 18825.22, "end": 18836.22, "text": " Basketball."}, {"start": 18836.22, "end": 18862.58, "text": " I put my house on Genji not moving any matches this split."}, {"start": 18862.58, "end": 18864.58, "text": " Aren't they like two and three?"}, {"start": 18864.58, "end": 18866.58, "text": " Like isn't that actually a good beat then?"}, {"start": 18866.58, "end": 18868.58, "text": " Because even though you lost your bet,"}, {"start": 18868.58, "end": 18870.58, "text": " the thing is you weren't even fucking close"}, {"start": 18870.58, "end": 18872.58, "text": " to winning."}, {"start": 18872.58, "end": 18876.58, "text": " So it's like, would you rather them win 16 in a row"}, {"start": 18876.58, "end": 18878.58, "text": " and then they lose their 17th match?"}, {"start": 18878.58, "end": 18880.58, "text": " Or would you rather them just lose"}, {"start": 18880.58, "end": 18883.58, "text": " like three matches as soon as the season starts?"}, {"start": 18888.58, "end": 18890.58, "text": " But he lost the house or you've done?"}, {"start": 18890.58, "end": 18895.300000000003, "text": " Well, no, I mean the thing is you're sitting there with like anxiety every single fucking time"}, {"start": 18895.86, "end": 18898.620000000003, "text": " Like praying that they don't lose a series or a match"}, {"start": 18899.54, "end": 18901.54, "text": " or a series"}, {"start": 18901.74, "end": 18908.620000000003, "text": " Or or they could just lose this like lose immediately so you don't have to fucking be anxious. Oh, yes, he's right"}, {"start": 18913.06, "end": 18915.06, "text": " And if you're putting your house"}, {"start": 18915.06, "end": 18922.06, "text": " On anything, and you don't have multiple houses, maybe you shouldn't be putting your house on the game."}, {"start": 18922.06, "end": 18931.06, "text": " Like, not only should you not gamble, if you do gamble, you should at least gamble responsibly. He's right."}, {"start": 18931.06, "end": 18941.940000000002, "text": " No heart binds me."}, {"start": 18941.940000000002, "end": 18946.5, "text": " Do you still think sports betting is beatable dumbass?"}, {"start": 18946.5, "end": 18955.300000000003, "text": " Etienne, I understand that arm-bending is guaranteed profit, but if you genuinely don't"}, {"start": 18955.3, "end": 18962.3, "text": " I don't think sports betting is profitable, especially with tier 17 eSports."}, {"start": 18965.3, "end": 18969.3, "text": " Are you stupid? Genuinely."}, {"start": 18971.3, "end": 18976.3, "text": " Get this, get this, get this. Let me give you a scenario."}, {"start": 18976.3, "end": 18984.26, "text": " Post your EV graph, I mean I can just go to my account right now, and I'm just sitting"}, {"start": 18984.26, "end": 18989.26, "text": " there throwing darts, and my account is up 70k."}, {"start": 18989.26, "end": 18996.94, "text": " I can DM you my account if you'd like, but either way, get this, let's say, in meal"}, {"start": 18996.94, "end": 18997.94, "text": " pets."}, {"start": 18997.94, "end": 19002.34, "text": " EV is all that matters, I understand."}, {"start": 19002.34, "end": 19005.82, "text": " You're saying no one can have positive EV, are we on crack?"}, {"start": 19005.82, "end": 19008.02, "text": " Does that even make sense?"}, {"start": 19008.02, "end": 19014.02, "text": " Ah, like from you, it's just insane."}, {"start": 19014.02, "end": 19020.3, "text": " Like, okay, get this, okay, let me give you a scenario, let me give you a scenario."}, {"start": 19020.3, "end": 19023.06, "text": " Let me give you a scenario."}, {"start": 19023.06, "end": 19026.5, "text": " It's Neil Petz, Battle Royale."}, {"start": 19026.5, "end": 19035.739999999998, "text": " You have a friend that says, we win this match, we scream them a hundred times, and"}, {"start": 19035.74, "end": 19039.08, "text": " And we lost five games out of 100."}, {"start": 19039.08, "end": 19042.58, "text": " And online, the odds are 50-50."}, {"start": 19042.58, "end": 19043.9, "text": " That's not plus EV."}, {"start": 19043.9, "end": 19046.140000000003, "text": " That's not plus EV."}, {"start": 19046.140000000003, "end": 19049.420000000002, "text": " That right there is already plus EV."}, {"start": 19049.420000000002, "end": 19052.420000000002, "text": " And yes, that's insider info, yes."}, {"start": 19055.86, "end": 19056.7, "text": " But, but..."}, {"start": 19056.7, "end": 19067.7, "text": " I'm not going to go to take you to the game for free, ma'am, I came here."}, {"start": 19067.7, "end": 19073.7, "text": " All right, wait, hold on, uh, that's real."}, {"start": 19073.7, "end": 19076.7, "text": " I'm not saying I'm plus cv, because I'm not."}, {"start": 19076.7, "end": 19084.7, "text": " But people can dedicate their lives to be profitable."}, {"start": 19084.7, "end": 19089.440000000002, "text": " And if you are going to dedicate your fucking life to be good at something I"}, {"start": 19090.7, "end": 19092.7, "text": " Sure hope I"}, {"start": 19093.74, "end": 19095.74, "text": " Sure hope"}, {"start": 19095.780000000002, "end": 19097.780000000002, "text": " That they can be profitable"}, {"start": 19098.74, "end": 19104.74, "text": " Me I'm probably not plus cd. Maybe I'm just lucky who knows but that's not the point"}, {"start": 19105.420000000002, "end": 19107.22, "text": " just because"}, {"start": 19107.22, "end": 19109.22, "text": " Archivetting is"}, {"start": 19109.62, "end": 19114.38, "text": " Guaranteed to make profit. It doesn't mean that no one has edge"}, {"start": 19114.7, "end": 19129.58, "text": " And if you genuinely think no one in the world is making plus EV plays, you are legit braided."}, {"start": 19129.58, "end": 19131.46, "text": " You are fucking braided."}, {"start": 19131.46, "end": 19139.3, "text": " Just because our betting is guaranteed to be plus EV doesn't mean that one person in the"}, {"start": 19139.3, "end": 19146.3, "text": " the world dedicating their fucking life to model?"}, {"start": 19158.1, "end": 19164.1, "text": " Like Etienne, I don't even understand where your argument has even come from. I don't get it."}, {"start": 19164.1, "end": 19168.3, "text": " Wait, this guy has two tanky as well. I think he's playing two tanky into Samira."}, {"start": 19168.3, "end": 19169.3, "text": " We're contested."}, {"start": 19169.3, "end": 19170.3, "text": " Eh?"}, {"start": 19170.3, "end": 19173.3, "text": " Stop talking and play!"}, {"start": 19173.3, "end": 19174.3, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19174.3, "end": 19180.3, "text": " Typically, most gambling apps ban people who find Plus E. Yes, I understand that."}, {"start": 19180.3, "end": 19187.3, "text": " Who the fuck is using these garbage-ass gambling-ass where they just ban you if you're Plus E.B.,"}, {"start": 19187.3, "end": 19189.3, "text": " and they let you play when you're trash?"}, {"start": 19189.3, "end": 19191.3, "text": " Like, just don't use that trash!"}, {"start": 19191.3, "end": 19192.3, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 19192.3, "end": 19194.3, "text": " I don't..."}, {"start": 19199.3, "end": 19201.3, "text": " I don't..."}, {"start": 19202.3, "end": 19204.3, "text": " At the end, I'm just gonna be in the rest."}, {"start": 19204.3, "end": 19206.3, "text": " I feel like you've been sitting here with a garbage out of your sake."}, {"start": 19206.3, "end": 19207.3, "text": " It's just pissing me off."}, {"start": 19207.3, "end": 19209.3, "text": " You are stupid as fuck."}, {"start": 19209.3, "end": 19211.3, "text": " I like you probably."}, {"start": 19211.3, "end": 19213.3, "text": " You are stupid as fuck."}, {"start": 19213.3, "end": 19215.3, "text": " Whatever. Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 19215.3, "end": 19217.3, "text": " Anyways, there's someone else with two tankies."}, {"start": 19217.3, "end": 19219.3, "text": " Is there anything else I can play?"}, {"start": 19222.3, "end": 19247.7, "text": " I don't even know what the the thing is."}, {"start": 19247.7, "end": 19249.7, "text": " It's the thumb."}, {"start": 19249.7, "end": 19251.7, "text": " Low."}, {"start": 19259.7, "end": 19261.7, "text": " I'm contested."}, {"start": 19264.7, "end": 19266.7, "text": " I don't think I can play anything else."}, {"start": 19266.7, "end": 19269.7, "text": " I mean, I genuinely can't play anything else."}, {"start": 19269.7, "end": 19286.7, "text": " If someone could give me a lie, because I don't see the lie."}, {"start": 19316.7, "end": 19333.74, "text": " Double victor, Mordecai's a double victor, a lousy a lousy."}, {"start": 19333.74, "end": 19335.38, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 19335.38, "end": 19342.38, "text": " I'm pretty sure it's better to just contest and just be okay with playing Ornn Ornn."}, {"start": 19365.38, "end": 19369.08, "text": " He found the Samira."}, {"start": 19369.08, "end": 19370.08, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 19370.08, "end": 19376.08, "text": " Okay, wait, Kaisa, Kaisa, Fizz, Fizz?"}, {"start": 19376.08, "end": 19382.58, "text": " But I mean, why would I two-fanky backline if it's not Samira?"}, {"start": 19382.58, "end": 19383.58, "text": " Morta Kizer?"}, {"start": 19383.58, "end": 19385.58, "text": " Alawi, alawi?"}, {"start": 19385.58, "end": 19386.58, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19386.58, "end": 19387.58, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 19387.58, "end": 19389.58, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19394.02, "end": 19396.02, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 19401.260000000002, "end": 19403.260000000002, "text": " Mordekaiser? Kaisa?"}, {"start": 19406.22, "end": 19408.22, "text": " And I can't even play Nipol."}, {"start": 19408.22, "end": 19418.620000000003, "text": " I mean I probably wouldn't play double MF backline right?"}, {"start": 19418.620000000003, "end": 19426.0, "text": " Allaui, Diana, like Leona, Leona, Diana, that."}, {"start": 19426.0, "end": 19430.38, "text": " I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck, I'm just gonna play it, I don't even know"}, {"start": 19430.38, "end": 19433.780000000002, "text": " why I have to sit here and pivot, why the fuck am I pivoting?"}, {"start": 19433.780000000002, "end": 19437.58, "text": " I'd rather just be Samira 2 than whatever the fuck that dog shit ass is."}, {"start": 19437.58, "end": 19438.420000000002, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 19441.660000000003, "end": 19444.54, "text": " Why am I the one paving it?"}, {"start": 19444.54, "end": 19445.38, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 19449.420000000002, "end": 19451.02, "text": " Jax?"}, {"start": 19451.02, "end": 19451.86, "text": " Nunu?"}, {"start": 19453.460000000003, "end": 19454.940000000002, "text": " Zaya?"}, {"start": 19454.940000000002, "end": 19456.100000000002, "text": " Samira?"}, {"start": 19458.940000000002, "end": 19459.780000000002, "text": " Or..."}, {"start": 19466.260000000002, "end": 19467.100000000002, "text": " I don't care."}, {"start": 19467.58, "end": 19471.300000000003, "text": " He's two Samiris with a shitterniko."}, {"start": 19471.300000000003, "end": 19472.300000000003, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 19472.300000000003, "end": 19473.300000000003, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 19473.300000000003, "end": 19484.300000000003, "text": " My god doesn't want to be the Samiris."}, {"start": 19484.300000000003, "end": 19487.300000000003, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 19487.300000000003, "end": 19495.54, "text": " Okay, wait, a laui, a laui?"}, {"start": 19495.54, "end": 19496.54, "text": " What else can I play?"}, {"start": 19496.54, "end": 19498.54, "text": " I could buy like a ginsu carry"}, {"start": 19500.48, "end": 19503.04, "text": " Like double double new new if I hit four new news"}, {"start": 19510.36, "end": 19512.36, "text": " Okay, I mean Kaiser"}, {"start": 19526.54, "end": 19527.54, "text": " Double Lulu."}, {"start": 19543.24, "end": 19544.940000000002, "text": " Okay, double Mordekaiser?"}, {"start": 19551.54, "end": 19553.64, "text": " This is my board, plus this is, and this is my board."}, {"start": 19553.74, "end": 19554.24, "text": " Fuck it!"}, {"start": 19556.54, "end": 19561.58, "text": " Plus Fizz Fizz!"}, {"start": 19561.58, "end": 19569.86, "text": " Mord Mord, Allawi Allawi, Fizz Fizz Kaisa."}, {"start": 19569.86, "end": 19571.34, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 19571.34, "end": 19584.38, "text": " Yeah, I'm pretty sure Fizz needs people though, or no."}, {"start": 19584.38, "end": 19608.74, "text": " So how do I play that?"}, {"start": 19608.74, "end": 19611.5, "text": " Electro charge on frontline, so we have anti-MR."}, {"start": 19638.74, "end": 19645.74, "text": " the"}, {"start": 19668.74, "end": 19694.74, "text": " of"}, {"start": 19694.74, "end": 19715.140000000003, "text": " Is there another allowee re-roller?"}, {"start": 19715.14, "end": 19721.14, "text": " Orn Samira Samira shiridiko voyager he's probably gonna hold three allowees"}, {"start": 19735.34, "end": 19738.739999999998, "text": " Let me be broke 12 25"}, {"start": 19745.14, "end": 19752.1, "text": " I feel like my board is not even that bad."}, {"start": 19752.1, "end": 19755.739999999998, "text": " Should some Maokai, Maokai, Urgot, Urgot, Akali-Kong?"}, {"start": 19755.739999999998, "end": 19759.5, "text": " Oh, but I only have three Kaisa, so I'm pretty sure I'm going to commit to this."}, {"start": 19759.5, "end": 19762.14, "text": " I feel like it's fine, it's still so much HP."}, {"start": 19762.14, "end": 19765.82, "text": " Instead, I think I actually need more damage."}, {"start": 19765.82, "end": 19769.22, "text": " I just have no damage."}, {"start": 19769.22, "end": 19792.98, "text": " Okay, I mean this with the gloves is really good, can I play a victor on my board?"}, {"start": 19792.98, "end": 19802.26, "text": " a random Victor 3. And then I only play one Mordekaiser. Oh, okay, wait, this board actually"}, {"start": 19802.26, "end": 19814.579999999998, "text": " looks like it has damage then. Oh! Wait, what? Oh, oh, wait. Okay. My board is going to be"}, {"start": 19814.579999999998, "end": 19822.34, "text": " one Mordekaiser with double Allawi. Mordekaiser. ABCD. Mordekaiser. Double Allawi. I mean,"}, {"start": 19822.34, "end": 19826.34, "text": " The only reason you go double smear is because they can like, prog of each other."}, {"start": 19837.84, "end": 19840.34, "text": " Uh, uh, Kaisa?"}, {"start": 19840.34, "end": 19843.34, "text": " Double fizz, because it's more frontline."}, {"start": 19843.34, "end": 19845.34, "text": " So double fizz, double alawi, how many slots is that?"}, {"start": 19845.34, "end": 19848.34, "text": " One, two, three, four, five, six."}, {"start": 19849.34, "end": 19851.34, "text": " Kaisa."}, {"start": 19851.34, "end": 19854.14, "text": " Wait, this port doesn't even look bad! No, it's actually good, it's actually good!"}, {"start": 19854.14, "end": 19855.14, "text": " Maybe CD?"}, {"start": 19860.84, "end": 19862.04, "text": " Doesn't it actually look good?"}, {"start": 19877.44, "end": 19878.94, "text": " I mean, it's better than..."}, {"start": 19878.94, "end": 19880.24, "text": " It's better than..."}, {"start": 19881.34, "end": 19884.14, "text": " Contesting someone that has two or two Samiris."}, {"start": 19884.54, "end": 19886.34, "text": " Alright, I'll be holding this. Actually, no, I won't."}, {"start": 19887.54, "end": 19889.54, "text": " I'll sell it and then he doesn't hold my shit."}, {"start": 19889.54, "end": 19891.34, "text": " Hey, look, ready? See?"}, {"start": 19898.14, "end": 19900.54, "text": " Let's say, Onagai is a stupid ass soldier."}, {"start": 19902.14, "end": 19903.54, "text": " Malware Matrix."}, {"start": 19904.54, "end": 19907.74, "text": " Actually, is there a site Onagai can play, so I don't play Double Fizz?"}, {"start": 19907.74, "end": 19913.74, "text": " Alright so I was going to have a lot of healing, what can you do?"}, {"start": 19913.74, "end": 19921.74, "text": " Because then that way I can get an item for Pysa, which is not even bad."}, {"start": 19921.74, "end": 19944.140000000003, "text": " Maybe I just don't play Fizz and I just play..."}, {"start": 19951.74, "end": 19956.74, "text": " Now where matrix"}, {"start": 19965.74, "end": 19969.66, "text": " A gym, I mean I could just not play fizz and to play for dark star"}, {"start": 19969.66, "end": 19985.66, "text": " Oh, ho-ho! Okay! And then I just level for a psionic shemper with just Sona. I mean,"}, {"start": 19985.66, "end": 19987.66, "text": " I'll find the Sona rolling for sure."}, {"start": 19988.66, "end": 19989.66, "text": " Wait?"}, {"start": 20004.66, "end": 20005.66, "text": " Anyone?"}, {"start": 20005.66, "end": 20021.66, "text": " I don't play double gaisa, it's actually probably- I'll probably not really have like maokai too or something, or what if I just do."}, {"start": 20021.66, "end": 20027.66, "text": " I'm not supposed to play brimman. I mean, surely I play fist 2 plus double gaisa."}, {"start": 20027.66, "end": 20029.66, "text": " Oh this stupidized jinn, what up the fuck?"}, {"start": 20034.18, "end": 20036.38, "text": " Rod belt belt chain rod and chain"}, {"start": 20042.82, "end": 20045.02, "text": " By probably need a reporter at this shit"}, {"start": 20052.14, "end": 20055.04, "text": " I lose I lose 40 40"}, {"start": 20055.04, "end": 20058.52, "text": " Yeah, I'm trying to try to play that then"}, {"start": 20061.2, "end": 20063.280000000002, "text": " But I gained 12 and I get to play double through this"}, {"start": 20080.04, "end": 20083.74, "text": " One of them guys at 3 don't get up your team gains"}, {"start": 20085.04, "end": 20092.04, "text": " 8% damage amp?"}, {"start": 20092.04, "end": 20101.04, "text": " GG, GG, GG, I just need good items."}, {"start": 20101.04, "end": 20110.04, "text": " Oh, GG!"}, {"start": 20110.04, "end": 20120.04, "text": " Okay, no, this is way better."}, {"start": 20120.04, "end": 20125.48, "text": " Oh, GG, GG."}, {"start": 20125.48, "end": 20129.64, "text": " My phone isn't even shit."}, {"start": 20129.64, "end": 20131.52, "text": " I don't even have the chain on the- it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 20131.52, "end": 20135.280000000002, "text": " I need- should I just forge the glove?"}, {"start": 20135.280000000002, "end": 20136.280000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 20136.28, "end": 20142.64, "text": " I have the wrong one but it's fine and I just go for IE."}, {"start": 20142.64, "end": 20143.64, "text": " One mech and soul leader?"}, {"start": 20143.64, "end": 20144.64, "text": " That's not even true!"}, {"start": 20144.64, "end": 20145.64, "text": " Just wait, just wait!"}, {"start": 20145.64, "end": 20146.64, "text": " Wait my board is actually nasty!"}, {"start": 20146.64, "end": 20147.64, "text": " I just need to hit 3 stars!"}, {"start": 20177.64, "end": 20194.76, "text": " Okay. Oh, I- okay. I mean there's no way I'm- I'm not going- this garbage, I don't even"}, {"start": 20194.760000000002, "end": 20205.04, "text": " is he trolling is he trolling no just wait just wait"}, {"start": 20214.320000000003, "end": 20218.960000000003, "text": " if I survive until like five five the game's over"}, {"start": 20218.96, "end": 20233.079999999998, "text": " Cause I just needed items for Fizz, items for Victor, and items for Kaisa."}, {"start": 20233.079999999998, "end": 20235.96, "text": " And after I hit Kaisa 3 I get 8 gold back, like that's pretty good."}, {"start": 20235.96, "end": 20237.44, "text": " Oh, what's this?"}, {"start": 20237.44, "end": 20238.44, "text": " GG!"}, {"start": 20238.44, "end": 20239.44, "text": " GG!"}, {"start": 20239.44, "end": 20248.16, "text": " Okay, but the thing is, I kinda need IE or I'm screwed."}, {"start": 20248.16, "end": 20260.0, "text": " I need spark as well, aww great fuck you man, I mean I also need spark."}, {"start": 20260.0, "end": 20268.8, "text": " So I just need to make sure I can roll until Rod and BF sword, is that hard?"}, {"start": 20268.8, "end": 20272.8, "text": " not just one bf one rod but surely"}, {"start": 20282.8, "end": 20286.76, "text": " what I didn't even know it came to the shape did it say it was gonna come with"}, {"start": 20316.760000000002, "end": 20323.760000000002, "text": " I need a glove though."}, {"start": 20323.760000000002, "end": 20338.24, "text": " Okay, I'm 2 off of a lousy, 3 off of fizz, and 4 off of victor."}, {"start": 20338.24, "end": 20342.24, "text": " Look at sure need to go on bench."}, {"start": 20342.24, "end": 20346.24, "text": " GG, GG, not really."}, {"start": 20346.24, "end": 20354.68, "text": " No, the Kaisa's trash, I don't have a trash, I don't have a trash item."}, {"start": 20354.68, "end": 20360.600000000002, "text": " After I get BF Rod GG, and then I just have to survive until I get items for Fizz and"}, {"start": 20360.600000000002, "end": 20365.52, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 20365.52, "end": 20369.36, "text": " Add something meat to the bait, increasing mega meat, bro you don't need no fucking,"}, {"start": 20369.36, "end": 20371.16, "text": " you don't need people in there, that shit is ass."}, {"start": 20371.16, "end": 20372.16, "text": " Who cares?"}, {"start": 20372.16, "end": 20373.16, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 20373.16, "end": 20381.84, "text": " Ah great, this guy has an Oran III, Sumire III."}, {"start": 20381.84, "end": 20383.96, "text": " This shit averages into twos, by the way."}, {"start": 20383.96, "end": 20389.72, "text": " Frisch on my comp after I hit everything averages into twos."}, {"start": 20389.72, "end": 20401.64, "text": " I came in."}, {"start": 20401.64, "end": 20404.36, "text": " Your board is high key fire if you have Legion of threes."}, {"start": 20404.36, "end": 20408.2, "text": " Okay, well I read the message in total and then I saw that Evan was already too late."}, {"start": 20408.2, "end": 20409.2, "text": " Bro, fuck you man."}, {"start": 20409.2, "end": 20413.36, "text": " No, no, no, this is- okay, the fact that this fight is like this,"}, {"start": 20413.36, "end": 20416.2, "text": " before I have Spark and before I have IE,"}, {"start": 20416.2, "end": 20417.559999999998, "text": " oh that is good news."}, {"start": 20417.559999999998, "end": 20419.04, "text": " Oh that is good news."}, {"start": 20419.04, "end": 20420.04, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 20431.64, "end": 20436.64, "text": " I don't care. I mean it's BF Rod or MFFing. I don't give a fuck."}, {"start": 20442.64, "end": 20445.64, "text": " Never mind. Never mind. This is good enough."}, {"start": 20461.64, "end": 20465.64, "text": " When am I getting this three?"}, {"start": 20474.64, "end": 20477.64, "text": " Is this even stronger?"}, {"start": 20478.64, "end": 20481.64, "text": " I'm pretty sure my board is actually strong."}, {"start": 20487.64, "end": 20489.64, "text": " Oh, what the- what the-"}, {"start": 20491.64, "end": 20514.04, "text": " Oh, it only has two upgrades, it's fine."}, {"start": 20514.04, "end": 20532.04, "text": " Okay, okay, I just need please, if I can survive until 6-5, I'm gonna have 3 and Victor 3, 3 item Biz 3, 3 item Alawi 3, actually it has to be like 7-1."}, {"start": 20532.04, "end": 20534.04, "text": " How many Victor's are gone?"}, {"start": 20534.04, "end": 20553.940000000002, "text": " 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, GG, they're all gone, there's 6 gone, well no Victor is way better than"}, {"start": 20553.94, "end": 20555.94, "text": " stupid ass fizz, man."}, {"start": 20583.94, "end": 20589.579999999998, "text": " I mean just look my board is actually good. It's actually good"}, {"start": 20591.219999999998, "end": 20593.219999999998, "text": " See"}, {"start": 20603.1, "end": 20605.1, "text": " It's a these guys have all the victors"}, {"start": 20613.94, "end": 20634.34, "text": " He's one off of Galio three as well."}, {"start": 20634.34, "end": 20635.34, "text": " This guy's Vex two."}, {"start": 20635.34, "end": 20640.539999999997, "text": " At least I'm fighting him before he's one off."}, {"start": 20640.539999999997, "end": 20641.739999999998, "text": " And then this guy won the game for free."}, {"start": 20641.74, "end": 20643.74, "text": " This shit is not balanced."}, {"start": 20650.74, "end": 20652.74, "text": " How is my, my fizz debt?"}, {"start": 20661.74, "end": 20662.74, "text": " I lost?"}, {"start": 20666.74, "end": 20668.74, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 20671.74, "end": 20673.74, "text": " I don't gather"}, {"start": 20681.74, "end": 20683.74, "text": " So long as this bow remains"}, {"start": 20683.74, "end": 20685.74, "text": " I'm almost done with this one"}, {"start": 20689.74, "end": 20692.74, "text": " What are the matters that hit the group?"}, {"start": 20693.74, "end": 20695.74, "text": " Two more"}, {"start": 20696.74, "end": 20698.74, "text": " One more please"}, {"start": 20698.74, "end": 20708.74, "text": " please they don't feel bad"}, {"start": 20712.74, "end": 20718.74, "text": " no spark gg i can't"}, {"start": 20718.74, "end": 20726.140000000003, "text": " Oh, great."}, {"start": 20726.140000000003, "end": 20733.100000000002, "text": " I have no spark."}, {"start": 20733.100000000002, "end": 20735.9, "text": " How is this balanced?"}, {"start": 20735.9, "end": 20748.300000000003, "text": " It's not!"}, {"start": 20748.3, "end": 20751.46, "text": " I pivoted for this."}, {"start": 20751.46, "end": 20754.42, "text": " Like, OK, guys, I've shown you this."}, {"start": 20754.42, "end": 20758.3, "text": " I've shown this like, just look."}, {"start": 20778.3, "end": 20781.0, "text": " This is the fuckin' bass line."}, {"start": 20781.0, "end": 20783.399999999998, "text": " Haha, oh man, I'm throwin' it."}, {"start": 20783.399999999998, "end": 20784.399999999998, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 20784.399999999998, "end": 20786.399999999998, "text": " I- This is the bass."}, {"start": 20786.399999999998, "end": 20788.399999999998, "text": " This is your level 7 board."}, {"start": 20788.399999999998, "end": 20789.399999999998, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 20789.399999999998, "end": 20790.899999999998, "text": " How can you average 8-"}, {"start": 20808.3, "end": 20823.66, "text": " But you know the cost OP when you do this and it prints a 3.45 with a 24% when rating."}, {"start": 20823.66, "end": 20829.34, "text": " I would love to see where the people saying the streamer can never be correct on this"}, {"start": 20829.34, "end": 20830.34, "text": " one."}, {"start": 20830.34, "end": 20832.78, "text": " I would love to hear your take."}, {"start": 20832.78, "end": 20835.539999999997, "text": " I would love to hear your take on how this is not OP."}, {"start": 20844.26, "end": 20846.18, "text": " They can't even come up with a logical reason."}, {"start": 20846.18, "end": 20848.46, "text": " They're just saying, wrong, wrong."}, {"start": 20848.46, "end": 20850.199999999997, "text": " They can't even come up with a reason"}, {"start": 20850.199999999997, "end": 20853.1, "text": " because it's just OP."}, {"start": 20853.1, "end": 20857.26, "text": " The reason, like the base is OP, which means it's OP"}, {"start": 20857.26, "end": 20860.78, "text": " because the thing is at two star it's relatively stable."}, {"start": 20860.78, "end": 20862.879999999997, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 20864.239999999998, "end": 20867.14, "text": " Cherry picking stats, how?"}, {"start": 20870.12, "end": 20873.399999999998, "text": " How is this cherry picking stats?"}, {"start": 20873.399999999998, "end": 20876.96, "text": " I just put double Samira and double Orn."}, {"start": 20876.96, "end": 20878.3, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 20881.539999999997, "end": 20884.0, "text": " Show two star, why?"}, {"start": 20884.0, "end": 20885.78, "text": " Why would you ever do that?"}, {"start": 20887.039999999997, "end": 20890.239999999998, "text": " You need, this already includes,"}, {"start": 20890.24, "end": 20892.800000000003, "text": " This includes the stats of the people with two stars."}, {"start": 20892.800000000003, "end": 20896.300000000003, "text": " It doesn't, that stat is completely irrelevant."}, {"start": 20897.960000000003, "end": 20900.440000000002, "text": " This baseline is all you need to see."}, {"start": 20902.02, "end": 20904.18, "text": " This is all you have to see,"}, {"start": 20904.18, "end": 20907.22, "text": " but it also shows three star win rate, okay?"}, {"start": 20909.120000000003, "end": 20913.16, "text": " Oh my, that doesn't matter though."}, {"start": 20913.16, "end": 20916.56, "text": " What matters is you have the stats of all,"}, {"start": 20916.56, "end": 20919.04, "text": " like throughout all of the fucking boards."}, {"start": 20920.24, "end": 20927.24, "text": " Because the baseline for a comp that isn't stable on two stars is going to be much worse than a 3.45."}, {"start": 20940.24, "end": 20943.24, "text": " Do that for other comps and see it's the same."}, {"start": 20943.24, "end": 20951.68, "text": " Let's just let's just do the default of longboard"}, {"start": 20953.4, "end": 20959.58, "text": " That's a I put a level seven board by the way, I won't I won't put Leona. I'll just put a"}, {"start": 20973.24, "end": 20980.68, "text": " Ah nice, that's the same!"}, {"start": 20980.68, "end": 20981.68, "text": " X-Day!"}, {"start": 20981.68, "end": 20983.68, "text": " The baseline, that's, oh!"}, {"start": 20983.68, "end": 20984.68, "text": " GG!"}, {"start": 20984.68, "end": 20991.760000000002, "text": " That's the same, I guess!"}, {"start": 20991.760000000002, "end": 20999.84, "text": " Because, I mean, the reason it's like this is because you can just drop a block for"}, {"start": 20999.84, "end": 21001.640000000003, "text": " like Vex as your max cap."}, {"start": 21001.64, "end": 21005.44, "text": " So this is not including like this is actually cherry-picking because now I'm not including"}, {"start": 21005.44, "end": 21009.059999999998, "text": " the stats of the boards that make it to-"}, {"start": 21039.06, "end": 21041.06, "text": " I think..."}, {"start": 21059.06, "end": 21061.06, "text": " Is there a TF game?"}, {"start": 21069.06, "end": 21071.06, "text": " It is medallion"}, {"start": 21099.06, "end": 21106.06, "text": " GD."}, {"start": 21120.22, "end": 21127.22, "text": " Calculated loss time breaker."}, {"start": 21127.22, "end": 21133.22, "text": " Ah, GG. GG."}, {"start": 21137.22, "end": 21140.22, "text": " I mean, it's not actually that good, because I can't even play towards mech."}, {"start": 21141.22, "end": 21145.22, "text": " It's, uh, there's no, like, it's not Kale, and it's not, uh..."}, {"start": 21146.22, "end": 21150.22, "text": " Misunrolldown, it's not possible. It's genuinely not possible."}, {"start": 21151.22, "end": 21154.22, "text": " The amount of gold that you have with this..."}, {"start": 21154.22, "end": 21160.260000000002, "text": " you're gonna die before walls know you're fucking not even if you're two"}, {"start": 21160.260000000002, "end": 21164.620000000003, "text": " lives as long as you're more than like 15 HP it doesn't matter like you you"}, {"start": 21164.620000000003, "end": 21168.06, "text": " can't lose because you're gonna have perfect items and you're just gonna"}, {"start": 21168.06, "end": 21170.86, "text": " have to start everything"}, {"start": 21214.22, "end": 21237.22, "text": " Am I just playing Victor then?"}, {"start": 21237.22, "end": 21254.34, "text": " Alright, I'm pretty sure I have uplink."}, {"start": 21254.34, "end": 21260.66, "text": " Alright, I'll be playing victor, I mean I'm guaranteed it doesn't embarrass us, otherwise"}, {"start": 21260.66, "end": 21262.66, "text": " probably play towards uh"}, {"start": 21269.3, "end": 21272.18, "text": " All right this game's over gg gg"}, {"start": 21273.62, "end": 21275.78, "text": " list"}, {"start": 21275.78, "end": 21277.22, "text": " pike"}, {"start": 21277.22, "end": 21279.22, "text": " morta geyser"}, {"start": 21279.22, "end": 21281.22, "text": " meepsy"}, {"start": 21281.22, "end": 21282.5, "text": " a lawi"}, {"start": 21282.5, "end": 21283.62, "text": " wrast"}, {"start": 21283.62, "end": 21284.9, "text": " victim"}, {"start": 21284.9, "end": 21285.54, "text": " nom"}, {"start": 21285.54, "end": 21286.98, "text": " all right"}, {"start": 21286.98, "end": 21290.579999999998, "text": " It's uplinked, but I genuinely don't think this even matters."}, {"start": 21290.579999999998, "end": 21292.82, "text": " Like it actually doesn't matter."}, {"start": 21292.82, "end": 21296.02, "text": " The only thing that matters nowadays is that you actually need Victor 3."}, {"start": 21296.02, "end": 21298.02, "text": " Because they nerf the fuck out of, uh..."}, {"start": 21300.739999999998, "end": 21302.18, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 21302.18, "end": 21304.66, "text": " They nerf the fuck out of, uh..."}, {"start": 21304.66, "end": 21305.78, "text": " Victor 2."}, {"start": 21305.78, "end": 21309.78, "text": " I mean, this is a bad beat. It's no Victor, no Allowing, no Nothing."}, {"start": 21309.78, "end": 21318.86, "text": " I wish for this bot probably in the deuce."}, {"start": 21318.86, "end": 21328.46, "text": " I mean, let me see if I hit Victor or Alawi here."}, {"start": 21328.46, "end": 21354.46, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 21354.46, "end": 21364.02, "text": " I mean, look how many rolls I have though. You just stack until 3-5 and you just 3-5"}, {"start": 21364.02, "end": 21368.579999999998, "text": " all in. And I'm probably gonna have Victor 3 on 4-1."}, {"start": 21376.579999999998, "end": 21381.94, "text": " 3-5, 3-5 all in with like infinite gold, infinite rolls, and then you just 4-1"}, {"start": 21381.94, "end": 21385.98, "text": " Resend and you just loaded with Victor 3. What's the plan with no Victor 3? I mean, that's just a bad beat"}, {"start": 21385.98, "end": 21389.34, "text": " I already have one Victor. I only need eight more victors, and I'm I'm richest fuck"}, {"start": 21390.66, "end": 21394.32, "text": " And then also bears can easily just give HP or give another shit or an eco"}, {"start": 21394.32, "end": 21398.859999999997, "text": " I mean, it's just it's it's the street textbook definition of a bad beat. Oh"}, {"start": 21407.699999999997, "end": 21409.379999999997, "text": " Shit the motion game"}, {"start": 21409.38, "end": 21413.600000000002, "text": " What about items here? I mean I'm 1 HP so I'm just guaranteed to finish my items."}, {"start": 21416.38, "end": 21418.38, "text": " That guy has anima. I can't."}, {"start": 21429.88, "end": 21434.38, "text": " I think I might have absolutely, I probably should have sold this. It's actually so weird when you play this, but I got a little bit."}, {"start": 21439.38, "end": 21452.02, "text": " And then it's just a 3-5 slight send into a 4-1-all in, or a 3-5 like roll to stabilize"}, {"start": 21452.02, "end": 21462.02, "text": " into a 4-1-all in, and then GG."}, {"start": 21462.02, "end": 21469.02, "text": " No, crugs are trash. It's Wolter. I don't even think it's possible to lose to crugs."}, {"start": 21492.02, "end": 21509.260000000002, "text": " I'm going to pretend like I'm going to open, and then have him sell as much as possible,"}, {"start": 21539.260000000002, "end": 21545.260000000002, "text": " It's probably GSJG plus uplink without a chain cloak clear around."}, {"start": 21545.260000000002, "end": 21548.260000000002, "text": " Spark some fire."}, {"start": 21551.260000000002, "end": 21554.260000000002, "text": " Alright, I sapped two more."}, {"start": 21554.260000000002, "end": 21559.260000000002, "text": " Guarantee, like first pick going into Wolves as well."}, {"start": 21559.260000000002, "end": 21562.260000000002, "text": " What do you think the ADP from this spot is?"}, {"start": 21562.260000000002, "end": 21565.260000000002, "text": " It's in the twos. Like it's actually in the twos."}, {"start": 21565.260000000002, "end": 21568.260000000002, "text": " I'm rolling for days for more rolls, electro charged, heal and orbs."}, {"start": 21571.760000000002, "end": 21574.760000000002, "text": " All I need is just to hit 20 gold or..."}, {"start": 21577.760000000002, "end": 21579.760000000002, "text": " Oh my god, that's a lot."}, {"start": 21580.260000000002, "end": 21582.260000000002, "text": " Just look at my rolls. I can't."}, {"start": 21588.760000000002, "end": 21590.760000000002, "text": " That guy has a Victor. That guy also has one."}, {"start": 21595.260000000002, "end": 21611.420000000002, "text": " If I go voice up, I don't even like voice up, I actually really like spark."}, {"start": 21611.420000000002, "end": 21614.18, "text": " Okay, but now I need a rod."}, {"start": 21614.18, "end": 21621.100000000002, "text": " I mean, GS is really good."}, {"start": 21621.100000000002, "end": 21624.54, "text": " fire gsjg spark"}, {"start": 21626.54, "end": 21630.54, "text": " they should have waited for this one"}, {"start": 21630.54, "end": 21634.54, "text": " I didn't find a rod on either anvil but it's fine"}, {"start": 21634.54, "end": 21638.54, "text": " I'll have two more anvils coming up"}, {"start": 21638.54, "end": 21642.54, "text": " you can't miss"}, {"start": 21642.54, "end": 21646.54, "text": " alright and after this"}, {"start": 21646.54, "end": 21651.54, "text": " I mean, I have two more Ambles, I just..."}, {"start": 21651.54, "end": 21656.54, "text": " Stop fucking hate watching, I have two more Ambles, you cannot miss, you cannot miss."}, {"start": 21662.54, "end": 21664.54, "text": " I'm kind of not going to just start winning."}, {"start": 21664.54, "end": 21666.54, "text": " Because now, like, this isn't my pool now."}, {"start": 21667.54, "end": 21669.54, "text": " Like, this isn't even how I know what you're trying to do."}, {"start": 21670.54, "end": 21671.54, "text": " It's one roll."}, {"start": 21672.54, "end": 21675.54, "text": " I'm pretty sure I'm guaranteed to have two Ambles here."}, {"start": 21675.54, "end": 21690.54, "text": " I'm pretty sure I wouldn't charge this one. I have 24 rolls."}, {"start": 21690.54, "end": 21697.54, "text": " Oh nice."}, {"start": 21697.54, "end": 21706.54, "text": " That was a good loss."}, {"start": 21706.54, "end": 21707.54, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 21707.54, "end": 21708.54, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 21708.54, "end": 21709.54, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 21709.54, "end": 21711.54, "text": " You need"}, {"start": 21727.18, "end": 21729.82, "text": " There are the shit in each other I"}, {"start": 21733.18, "end": 21735.18, "text": " Can't"}, {"start": 21735.18, "end": 21738.3, "text": " No shit or nicoes no rod"}, {"start": 21765.18, "end": 21790.18, "text": " I saw 14 rolls."}, {"start": 21790.18, "end": 21815.18, "text": " I could have killed that for a bit more, I could have killed that for a bit more, I"}, {"start": 21815.18, "end": 21839.18, "text": " I'm out of rules."}, {"start": 21839.18, "end": 21853.3, "text": " I have five more rolls with only four victors three allowees how"}, {"start": 21869.18, "end": 21871.18, "text": " I don't know if we can farm some gold, please."}, {"start": 21874.38, "end": 21876.38, "text": " Wait?"}, {"start": 21883.9, "end": 21890.260000000002, "text": " Oh wait, I had in 40 rolls, I found the two victors in one allowee. Oh my god."}, {"start": 21899.18, "end": 21902.18, "text": " Okay, I'll wait for the next fucking wave I guess."}, {"start": 21902.18, "end": 21905.18, "text": " I wouldn't allow either one or a bit this."}, {"start": 21905.18, "end": 21909.18, "text": " But that's five Aurora, the other edge of the world in Kaisa plus what's it called?"}, {"start": 21909.18, "end": 21916.18, "text": " This guy has one. This guy has one. This guy has one, three."}, {"start": 21916.18, "end": 21920.18, "text": " I mean, who cares? This guy has, this Kaisa fizz, that guy's playing something something."}, {"start": 21920.18, "end": 21922.18, "text": " He's playing Aurora."}, {"start": 21922.18, "end": 21925.18, "text": " Wait, I think he's playing the lobby first line. He is."}, {"start": 21925.18, "end": 21927.18, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 21927.18, "end": 21929.18, "text": " I like that."}, {"start": 21929.18, "end": 21931.18, "text": " Another victim."}, {"start": 21931.18, "end": 21933.18, "text": " Is this the wave bin?"}, {"start": 21933.18, "end": 21935.18, "text": " Broad?"}, {"start": 21935.18, "end": 21937.18, "text": " I mean, I don't know."}, {"start": 21937.18, "end": 21939.18, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 21939.18, "end": 21941.18, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 21941.18, "end": 21943.18, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 21943.18, "end": 21945.18, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 21945.18, "end": 21947.18, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 21947.18, "end": 21949.18, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 21949.18, "end": 21951.18, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 21951.18, "end": 21953.18, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 21953.18, "end": 21955.18, "text": " I don't."}, {"start": 21955.18, "end": 21960.58, "text": " I'm imagining one of Racer or the dude."}, {"start": 21960.58, "end": 21964.98, "text": " Five victors, four four."}, {"start": 21964.98, "end": 21971.4, "text": " Two off 40 HP and he doesn't roll with the wave."}, {"start": 21971.4, "end": 21973.78, "text": " Is 40 HP supposed to be low nowadays?"}, {"start": 21973.78, "end": 21974.78, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 21974.78, "end": 21976.58, "text": " 40 HP is four lives!"}, {"start": 21976.58, "end": 21978.18, "text": " Who cares?"}, {"start": 21978.18, "end": 21979.18, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 21979.18, "end": 22004.18, "text": " I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here."}, {"start": 22004.18, "end": 22006.18, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 22011.54, "end": 22014.86, "text": " Okay, but the thing is I don't think I can I can ever hit"}, {"start": 22016.38, "end": 22018.38, "text": " I'll roll the 30"}, {"start": 22018.98, "end": 22022.14, "text": " Okay, I mean I'm pretty sure I can't even go for like I can't even hit a low e3 though"}, {"start": 22022.54, "end": 22028.260000000002, "text": " Because I think I mean this is going rastery and then where's the allowee guy? It's the guy that be rolling a Laura. Where's that guy?"}, {"start": 22029.1, "end": 22031.1, "text": " This guy is three allowee"}, {"start": 22034.18, "end": 22036.18, "text": " This is three allowee"}, {"start": 22041.02, "end": 22043.02, "text": " This guy has six allowee's"}, {"start": 22045.18, "end": 22049.1, "text": " I don't even think I can hit this guy's eight biz five kaiser"}, {"start": 22056.86, "end": 22058.86, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 22064.18, "end": 22078.18, "text": " I guess there's going to be a shurikko on wolves, or not wolves on 4-5, because the high tens"}, {"start": 22078.18, "end": 22084.18, "text": " are just going to be shurikko, I think."}, {"start": 22084.18, "end": 22095.38, "text": " Can I even hit rash 3s, let me see if this guy is low or not."}, {"start": 22095.38, "end": 22099.38, "text": " I mean this guy only has 3 rashs."}, {"start": 22099.38, "end": 22108.420000000002, "text": " This guy has, I mean, he's, he has the loot 3 going for malchite 3 as well."}, {"start": 22108.420000000002, "end": 22113.420000000002, "text": " Why is this guy just greeting geysers, I mean."}, {"start": 22113.420000000002, "end": 22126.420000000002, "text": " I'll just one win, yeah."}, {"start": 22126.420000000002, "end": 22136.420000000002, "text": " Cause if there's a shiriniko then I'm gonna go for one of Racer or Lally, but if there's"}, {"start": 22136.420000000002, "end": 22138.420000000002, "text": " no shiriniko I'm just gonna push."}, {"start": 22138.420000000002, "end": 22142.500000000004, "text": " And it's like I probably won't win the game, but it's probably a guarantee top two"}, {"start": 22143.820000000003, "end": 22147.22, "text": " Which is good enough there's no way this one's gonna die anytime soon"}, {"start": 22150.980000000003, "end": 22152.980000000003, "text": " Just cashed out"}, {"start": 22161.260000000002, "end": 22163.260000000002, "text": " No charity for G.E."}, {"start": 22163.9, "end": 22167.7, "text": " Unless it's gonna be the share of the game a copy of a four-cost champion you own and three goals"}, {"start": 22168.420000000002, "end": 22173.420000000002, "text": " I mean maybe this is just giving you a shiriniko."}, {"start": 22173.420000000002, "end": 22178.420000000002, "text": " Not me too, okay."}, {"start": 22178.420000000002, "end": 22183.420000000002, "text": " Uh, this is not that intense."}, {"start": 22183.420000000002, "end": 22188.420000000002, "text": " Shirinikos?"}, {"start": 22188.420000000002, "end": 22191.420000000002, "text": " What do you have?"}, {"start": 22191.420000000002, "end": 22194.420000000002, "text": " Wait, I got a shiriniko."}, {"start": 22194.420000000002, "end": 22207.06, "text": " He's gonna Nico allow me free"}, {"start": 22207.06, "end": 22216.980000000003, "text": " Probably just go list three"}, {"start": 22216.980000000003, "end": 22219.460000000003, "text": " I already guaranteed top tier if I just level"}, {"start": 22219.460000000003, "end": 22222.500000000004, "text": " Should I go list three?"}, {"start": 22222.5, "end": 22227.5, "text": " I might still hold onto the Rast though, because I might still go for Rast 3."}, {"start": 22227.5, "end": 22232.5, "text": " Alright, it's pretty easy to natural through Rast, no care."}, {"start": 22236.5, "end": 22241.5, "text": " And then if I get one list, I can just go list 3. It's not even bad."}, {"start": 22241.5, "end": 22256.06, "text": " Or I can just go Lister right now and just push 9 for absolutely nothing."}, {"start": 22256.06, "end": 22258.06, "text": " Missed a lot we could read, gd."}, {"start": 22258.06, "end": 22261.06, "text": " Not really."}, {"start": 22291.06, "end": 22293.06, "text": " Also a lot of you"}, {"start": 22300.260000000002, "end": 22302.260000000002, "text": " I'm pretty sure I can actually hit the last"}, {"start": 22316.86, "end": 22318.86, "text": " 20% amp"}, {"start": 22321.06, "end": 22324.74, "text": " All who cross me will be made my targets"}, {"start": 22333.620000000003, "end": 22335.620000000003, "text": " Yes work"}, {"start": 22338.9, "end": 22340.9, "text": " There's a forceful item them pocket"}, {"start": 22351.06, "end": 22361.06, "text": " It's either bad."}, {"start": 22361.06, "end": 22371.06, "text": " I'm pretty sure Namjoon's better than the Serene."}, {"start": 22371.06, "end": 22383.7, "text": " So I might as well just hold on to this. I mean the chance of me hitting Rats 3 is like"}, {"start": 22383.7, "end": 22389.54, "text": " 100. This guy has 1? Probably this guy has 3."}, {"start": 22389.54, "end": 22418.54, "text": " I don't have a single 3-stroke on mine I can't."}, {"start": 22418.54, "end": 22425.54, "text": " I'm pretty sure I should be going to Russery though."}, {"start": 22425.54, "end": 22434.54, "text": " One free roll to me."}, {"start": 22434.54, "end": 22442.54, "text": " I'll go to 10."}, {"start": 22442.54, "end": 22452.54, "text": " How do I only see Dianas?"}, {"start": 22452.54, "end": 22463.54, "text": " One, two, three, rest."}, {"start": 22493.54, "end": 22512.920000000002, "text": " this has one this guy has two this guy has three that guy has one like I can't"}, {"start": 22512.920000000002, "end": 22514.920000000002, "text": " even hit but I mean I can also roll for a list."}, {"start": 22514.920000000002, "end": 22515.920000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22515.920000000002, "end": 22516.920000000002, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 22516.920000000002, "end": 22517.920000000002, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 22517.920000000002, "end": 22538.920000000002, "text": " Two, two, five, she already goes."}, {"start": 22538.920000000002, "end": 22564.74, "text": " All the all the reloads about to die"}, {"start": 22568.920000000002, "end": 22573.920000000002, "text": " So long as this bow remains, I live."}, {"start": 22573.920000000002, "end": 22578.920000000002, "text": " So here."}, {"start": 22578.920000000002, "end": 22583.920000000002, "text": " One more, Ki-Dee."}, {"start": 22583.920000000002, "end": 22588.920000000002, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 22588.920000000002, "end": 22593.920000000002, "text": " This guy's one-rass."}, {"start": 22593.920000000002, "end": 22600.18, "text": " But like the thing is if they die I'm not gonna hit and this guy is 3, like 9-5, 9-Kaiser, 9-Maukai, 9-Lulu"}, {"start": 22600.18, "end": 22602.68, "text": " And if they die I can't even hit Rast"}, {"start": 22621.06, "end": 22623.460000000003, "text": " But they also have Rast, so I can't"}, {"start": 22623.920000000002, "end": 22644.920000000002, "text": " Holy fuck, he buffed Ward with- Oh, oh, oh, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,"}, {"start": 22644.920000000002, "end": 22662.36, "text": " I'm pretty sure I can actually beat this guy with Rast 3, by the way."}, {"start": 22662.36, "end": 22664.88, "text": " He has 4 Rast."}, {"start": 22664.88, "end": 22666.88, "text": " This guy has 5 Rast."}, {"start": 22666.88, "end": 22669.4, "text": " Oh, good."}, {"start": 22669.4, "end": 22673.640000000003, "text": " You know, the 10 top winrate comes reroll?"}, {"start": 22673.64, "end": 22677.64, "text": " I mean if one person rerolls, reroll is more broken, because then everyone can hit."}, {"start": 22686.64, "end": 22689.64, "text": " My frontline is so fucking bad, man, I can't."}, {"start": 22691.64, "end": 22693.64, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 22697.64, "end": 22702.64, "text": " With the amount of money that I rolled, how do I not have a three star frontline? I don't understand."}, {"start": 22703.64, "end": 22711.36, "text": " I rolled you can't I couldn't have even hit the allowing in he the only reason he"}, {"start": 22711.36, "end": 22715.52, "text": " hit is gonna be a triple fucking shitter Nico"}, {"start": 22722.6, "end": 22726.0, "text": " there was a Leblanc player holding three allowes and that guy had seven"}, {"start": 22726.0, "end": 22729.76, "text": " allowes it's like I'm not hitting man I could I could just sell the allowing"}, {"start": 22729.760000000002, "end": 22734.4, "text": " level for nodding to with bronze for life and have a novel to on board"}, {"start": 22759.760000000002, "end": 22761.760000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22789.760000000002, "end": 22791.760000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22805.640000000003, "end": 22807.640000000003, "text": " Mean at least I didn't get to voted but like"}, {"start": 22819.760000000002, "end": 22843.840000000004, "text": " I'm tired man."}, {"start": 22849.760000000002, "end": 22867.760000000002, "text": " to the rafters win"}, {"start": 22867.760000000002, "end": 22874.760000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 22874.760000000002, "end": 22876.760000000002, "text": " Chim-Chim."}, {"start": 22904.760000000002, "end": 22929.320000000003, "text": " I had 900 dollars on the rockers winning."}, {"start": 22929.32, "end": 22931.32, "text": " I actually like the Raptors as a team though."}, {"start": 22946.6, "end": 22948.6, "text": " If there's..."}, {"start": 22949.32, "end": 22954.2, "text": " If there's three teams I don't mind winning, it's the Raptors, the Timberwolves, and the Nuggets."}, {"start": 22954.2, "end": 22961.940000000002, "text": " If the Thunder win, I'm gonna be fucking mad."}, {"start": 22961.940000000002, "end": 22965.280000000002, "text": " I also don't mind if the Pissons win."}, {"start": 22965.280000000002, "end": 22971.0, "text": " Oh, these are the teams in the playoffs."}, {"start": 22971.0, "end": 22979.64, "text": " If you can include teams not in the playoffs, I mean they're not gonna win shit, but I"}, {"start": 22979.64, "end": 22986.64, "text": " I like the nets, the pacers, lowkey, I like the bowls."}, {"start": 22994.64, "end": 22999.64, "text": " Uh... oh yeah, I like the pelicans."}, {"start": 22999.64, "end": 23011.16, "text": " I don't mind the maths, I mean they're alright."}, {"start": 23011.16, "end": 23014.2, "text": " Let me see NBA team tier maker."}, {"start": 23014.2, "end": 23019.76, "text": " Let me see if I can make a tier list."}, {"start": 23019.76, "end": 23026.96, "text": " This isn't based on strength, this is just based on how much I like them."}, {"start": 23026.96, "end": 23042.36, "text": " I don't even like the nits that much."}, {"start": 23042.36, "end": 23048.399999999998, "text": " The Hornets, it would be A tier but after a fucking Lamello just blatantly tried to"}, {"start": 23048.4, "end": 23051.84, "text": " interbam like it broke fuck you man"}, {"start": 23066.280000000002, "end": 23069.440000000002, "text": " I don't mind the mass"}, {"start": 23069.44, "end": 23076.44, "text": " I don't even mind the rockets."}, {"start": 23076.44, "end": 23080.44, "text": " If there's like a rockets theory in between B and C."}, {"start": 23080.44, "end": 23090.44, "text": " Loki, I kind of like the grittesies."}, {"start": 23090.44, "end": 23091.44, "text": " No."}, {"start": 23091.44, "end": 23092.44, "text": " I actually really like the..."}, {"start": 23092.44, "end": 23093.44, "text": " The Bucks."}, {"start": 23093.44, "end": 23095.44, "text": " The Bucks..."}, {"start": 23096.44, "end": 23098.44, "text": " There needs to be..."}, {"start": 23111.44, "end": 23113.44, "text": " I mean, I don't think I'm hate watching these guys though."}, {"start": 23115.44, "end": 23117.44, "text": " Because there needs to be a new tier for..."}, {"start": 23117.44, "end": 23132.079999999998, "text": " Like I feel like the Nyx is its own tier, like I don't mind, oh I don't mind the 76ers,"}, {"start": 23132.079999999998, "end": 23137.44, "text": " honestly I don't mind the sons, I don't mind the trailblazers, oh I like the kings,"}, {"start": 23137.44, "end": 23141.76, "text": " spurs I don't mind, the rafters I like, the jazz I don't really care that much"}, {"start": 23141.760000000002, "end": 23150.120000000003, "text": " I mean tell me it's not based tell me right now this is not this is not based"}, {"start": 23154.760000000002, "end": 23157.56, "text": " anyone"}, {"start": 23159.4, "end": 23165.04, "text": " anyone wait the way I like the wizards"}, {"start": 23165.480000000003, "end": 23169.320000000003, "text": " wait what's wrong with the wizards"}, {"start": 23171.760000000002, "end": 23185.2, "text": " I mean all I know is the goat of basketball is not Michael Jordan it's not uh it's not"}, {"start": 23185.2, "end": 23193.960000000003, "text": " LeBron James it's Russell Westbrook that's all I'm going to say."}, {"start": 23193.96, "end": 23206.96, "text": " the fucking goat solo leveling bodyguard training"}, {"start": 23206.96, "end": 23216.96, "text": " Barus Kale."}, {"start": 23216.96, "end": 23226.96, "text": " Oh, I have not seen this in forever."}, {"start": 23226.96, "end": 23227.96, "text": " GG!"}, {"start": 23227.96, "end": 23228.96, "text": " GG!"}, {"start": 23228.96, "end": 23229.96, "text": " Seasons account."}, {"start": 23229.96, "end": 23239.96, "text": " 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7."}, {"start": 23239.96, "end": 23263.079999999998, "text": " Alright, I mean I'll just open to 20 the next turn, here's the guy with anima in though."}, {"start": 23263.079999999998, "end": 23264.079999999998, "text": " Kind of annoying."}, {"start": 23264.079999999998, "end": 23269.079999999998, "text": " Yo buddy, your org is kind of winning in CS, I mean that's crazy because I have"}, {"start": 23269.08, "end": 23278.760000000002, "text": " One K on Fury are beating my Taliyah, and I don't think they're out of their way."}, {"start": 23278.760000000002, "end": 23279.760000000002, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 23279.760000000002, "end": 23283.0, "text": " Bro, fuck this vitality CST, man!"}, {"start": 23283.0, "end": 23289.68, "text": " It was the best day of my life!"}, {"start": 23289.68, "end": 23294.24, "text": " When they lost to the Fal- Okay, actually, I don't even like the Falcons."}, {"start": 23294.24, "end": 23298.9, "text": " I mean, when my Talon can lose, it's actually just, like, that is good."}, {"start": 23301.24, "end": 23303.24, "text": " It's not fun!"}, {"start": 23304.74, "end": 23305.54, "text": " It's like..."}, {"start": 23305.940000000002, "end": 23310.74, "text": " Well, I mean, okay, people are not Thunderfans because not because they win, but it's because their players are lame as fuck."}, {"start": 23310.940000000002, "end": 23317.24, "text": " But it's like, if a team just wins the NBA Finals 10 times in a row, how can you root for them?"}, {"start": 23318.440000000002, "end": 23319.940000000002, "text": " It's so boring!"}, {"start": 23324.24, "end": 23330.24, "text": " Like me and Emily Wang have a competition on who hits masters first. How can you root for me?"}, {"start": 23330.24, "end": 23334.24, "text": " It's just a BTFO every damn time."}, {"start": 23340.24, "end": 23341.24, "text": " He's right."}, {"start": 23341.24, "end": 23343.24, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23356.120000000003, "end": 23361.780000000002, "text": " Break man I don't have timebreaker"}, {"start": 23361.78, "end": 23374.26, "text": " That's why I don't like T1. I mean, I feel like the things with T1 is T1, you think they're"}, {"start": 23374.26, "end": 23379.86, "text": " actually good because they have three worlds, but the thing is they're actual ass. Like"}, {"start": 23379.86, "end": 23383.26, "text": " the thing is with Vitality is they win the big mouse tournament as well. T1 just sit"}, {"start": 23383.26, "end": 23389.219999999998, "text": " there and jerk off and just lose everything until worlds. So it's fine for them to"}, {"start": 23389.22, "end": 23394.9, "text": " win worlds because they actually lose during the regular season so that's why"}, {"start": 23394.9, "end": 23397.38, "text": " like you can't hate watch them just because they win worlds a lot like it"}, {"start": 23397.38, "end": 23401.14, "text": " doesn't fucking matter but the thing is like vitality when they pull up to"}, {"start": 23401.14, "end": 23406.9, "text": " Mickey Mouse tournament 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 they will win 9 out of 10 of the"}, {"start": 23406.9, "end": 23411.06, "text": " Mickey Mouse tournaments as well like you don't even let the fucking Mickey"}, {"start": 23411.06, "end": 23413.06, "text": " Mickey Mousers have a chance to win. Isn't that just..."}, {"start": 23417.7, "end": 23425.300000000003, "text": " Like, at least T1 will drop games in the regular season, will drop games in the playoffs, will drop games during mid-season, whatever the fuck it's called."}, {"start": 23427.06, "end": 23433.140000000003, "text": " But Vitality will... they would rather suck their own dick than fucking let ParaVision win a Mickey Mouse tournament."}, {"start": 23438.100000000002, "end": 23438.9, "text": " I love gear."}, {"start": 23441.06, "end": 23448.34, "text": " Let Navi win for the first time in five years, I think not."}, {"start": 23448.34, "end": 23463.0, "text": " Let's get the 20th win in a row."}, {"start": 23463.0, "end": 23464.0, "text": " You would do the same."}, {"start": 23464.0, "end": 23469.54, "text": " I mean, yes, I would prefer to win the 20th time in a row, but it's also just lame"}, {"start": 23469.54, "end": 23470.54, "text": " for a viewer."}, {"start": 23470.54, "end": 23475.54, "text": " Also, am I just opening to Ergot or not Ergot?"}, {"start": 23482.54, "end": 23487.54, "text": " Are you saying Emily Wing is thy rule compared to you?"}, {"start": 23489.54, "end": 23492.54, "text": " Let me give you an equivalent..."}, {"start": 23492.54, "end": 23511.4, "text": " What's the equivalent of Emily and CS?"}, {"start": 23511.4, "end": 23519.08, "text": " If you actually know, what's this one shitter on a wild guard?"}, {"start": 23519.08, "end": 23531.68, "text": " peeping is that his name peeping that guy ass you need to just watch him play"}, {"start": 23531.68, "end": 23537.640000000003, "text": " he is gigaloss that's fucking no he is not good man he is not good I trust me"}, {"start": 23537.640000000003, "end": 23543.800000000003, "text": " no he is not good oh no no no he averages but also what the fuck am I"}, {"start": 23543.8, "end": 23553.0, "text": " playing this game because I'm pretty sure mech is not good in in this galaxy"}, {"start": 23557.64, "end": 23562.559999999998, "text": " keep is literally when we must have caught a bad game no I was okay honestly"}, {"start": 23562.559999999998, "end": 23565.32, "text": " that's like disrespect will be as a thing is I was I'm pretty sure I read"}, {"start": 23565.32, "end": 23569.84, "text": " someone that like he got forced into a roll smoke it's a it's when they put"}, {"start": 23569.84, "end": 23576.48, "text": " heavy god like in a making mouse tournament I think g2 were testing some shit and they put heavy god"}, {"start": 23579.52, "end": 23585.28, "text": " where either he plays outside on nuke or he plays anchor on nuke but he swapped to either anchor or"}, {"start": 23585.28, "end": 23589.6, "text": " he swapped to outside and he just dropped a generational 0.4 rating and lost the complete"}, {"start": 23589.6, "end": 23594.48, "text": " nukes and then they realized like but either way yeah but I think he got I think he got like"}, {"start": 23594.48, "end": 23598.92, "text": " like roll chain or like never mind just focus on the fucking just focus on the"}, {"start": 23598.92, "end": 23602.84, "text": " tfd gameplay man it's pissing me off fuck you"}, {"start": 23607.96, "end": 23616.44, "text": " okay well I think I'm opening into mech without timebreaker"}, {"start": 23616.44, "end": 23627.559999999998, "text": " I'm opening into mech."}, {"start": 23627.559999999998, "end": 23632.359999999997, "text": " Who am I in CS?"}, {"start": 23632.359999999997, "end": 23637.84, "text": " Honestly, I'll say like, electronic or some shit."}, {"start": 23637.84, "end": 23641.16, "text": " Used to be the goat."}, {"start": 23641.16, "end": 23644.559999999998, "text": " And then now I'm washed, sadge."}, {"start": 23644.56, "end": 23646.56, "text": " You can't say simple because like that guy you look like actually"}, {"start": 23649.280000000002, "end": 23651.600000000002, "text": " Carragane I mean carried is actually good though"}, {"start": 23667.120000000003, "end": 23672.440000000002, "text": " Okay, well I got timebreaker I didn't hold I didn't hold the timebreaker"}, {"start": 23674.56, "end": 23675.56, "text": " Yai, yai, yai!"}, {"start": 23681.440000000002, "end": 23683.440000000002, "text": " Wait, I still would have made Econ, right?"}, {"start": 23683.440000000002, "end": 23685.940000000002, "text": " Wait, I still would have made a 60 even if I held."}, {"start": 23685.940000000002, "end": 23687.280000000002, "text": " I mean, I can just do the math."}, {"start": 23687.280000000002, "end": 23690.280000000002, "text": " Minus 2, 6, plus 2."}, {"start": 23699.68, "end": 23702.18, "text": " Alright, uh, okay."}, {"start": 23702.18, "end": 23703.68, "text": " Kayo, there it is."}, {"start": 23704.56, "end": 23713.56, "text": " I'm pretty sure playing mech from this spot is not even good."}, {"start": 23713.56, "end": 23719.56, "text": " JJDR, watch street, yay!"}, {"start": 23719.56, "end": 23720.56, "text": " Four-houred."}, {"start": 23720.56, "end": 23729.56, "text": " Bro, fuck off."}, {"start": 23729.56, "end": 23744.56, "text": " Why spending on I just go Urgot 3 as well?"}, {"start": 23744.56, "end": 23751.84, "text": " Blue buff, red buff, golden, Niko, I just go for a 3 star 4 cost."}, {"start": 23751.84, "end": 23753.84, "text": " perfected some real shit"}, {"start": 23760.8, "end": 23762.8, "text": " Is there a lucky club honestly"}, {"start": 23765.12, "end": 23767.56, "text": " I'm pretty sure no no just just trust me just watch this shit"}, {"start": 23768.4, "end": 23773.5, "text": " No, just watch this shit. No, no, no, I actually have it. I actually have it. This looks like I'm stupid"}, {"start": 23773.5, "end": 23780.18, "text": " H.R.U.S. a co- a colly?"}, {"start": 23780.18, "end": 23783.54, "text": " I mean no matter what I really don't want to play mech."}, {"start": 23783.54, "end": 23785.74, "text": " I'm pretty sure I play mech here I'm going in."}, {"start": 23785.74, "end": 23789.98, "text": " You go H.R.U.S. a colly and you just start stacking all the GG's."}, {"start": 23819.98, "end": 23849.94, "text": " Okay, you just go, you just go 8 rocks Akali and all the legendaries."}, {"start": 23849.94, "end": 23852.94, "text": " Aatrox Akali, and this is my end game board."}, {"start": 23857.94, "end": 23858.94, "text": " Plus two."}, {"start": 23859.94, "end": 23861.94, "text": " And then you just lucky gloves everyone. Yes?"}, {"start": 23861.94, "end": 23863.94, "text": " Oh, just wait, just wait."}, {"start": 23863.94, "end": 23865.94, "text": " Everyone, just wait."}, {"start": 23865.94, "end": 23866.94, "text": " Just wait."}, {"start": 23866.94, "end": 23868.94, "text": " No tank, you don't need a tank."}, {"start": 23870.94, "end": 23873.94, "text": " I mean, Shen's tanky, and then like, I mean, you just get run over."}, {"start": 23873.94, "end": 23875.94, "text": " You don't need no fucking dumbass tank, just wait."}, {"start": 23879.94, "end": 23886.94, "text": " Except now I probably want to go Varus because I don't really want to be what's it called?"}, {"start": 23886.94, "end": 23888.94, "text": " Warcast Shop?"}, {"start": 23888.94, "end": 23890.94, "text": " Rod Rod?"}, {"start": 23890.94, "end": 23895.94, "text": " I mean you actually could go tank, you could just go like..."}, {"start": 23895.94, "end": 23897.94, "text": " I'm just Tomcatch."}, {"start": 23897.94, "end": 23901.94, "text": " I'm actually like Tomcatch Malkai."}, {"start": 23901.94, "end": 23903.94, "text": " You can call it a day."}, {"start": 23939.94, "end": 23964.94, "text": " I'm trying to see if I can win one round so I can..."}, {"start": 23964.94, "end": 23986.94, "text": " I'm pretty sure this port can actually win."}, {"start": 23986.94, "end": 23988.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 24004.78, "end": 24006.78, "text": " Mean the board doesn't even look that bad"}, {"start": 24006.78, "end": 24023.5, "text": " except I do need in the call me I mean I have a two item tank and then I have a"}, {"start": 24023.5, "end": 24029.3, "text": " tgtd that's pretty good well I think I won I mean I bought some sugar all right"}, {"start": 24029.3, "end": 24033.5, "text": " back to even amount of exp that's pretty good"}, {"start": 24036.78, "end": 24039.42, "text": " Except I need one Akali. Just one. Just one."}, {"start": 24039.42, "end": 24040.42, "text": " Hey, GG."}, {"start": 24066.78, "end": 24068.78, "text": " Otherwise these tg's are like fucking useless"}, {"start": 24070.98, "end": 24072.98, "text": " 37"}, {"start": 24078.94, "end": 24080.94, "text": " Another fucking bow, are we serious right now?"}, {"start": 24087.78, "end": 24089.78, "text": " So where are the tg's?"}, {"start": 24089.78, "end": 24095.26, "text": " Or not the TGs."}, {"start": 24095.26, "end": 24102.379999999997, "text": " I need an Akali or I'm screwed."}, {"start": 24102.379999999997, "end": 24117.94, "text": " I just 4-3 send it, and then I just itemize one unit which is going to be Vex."}, {"start": 24117.94, "end": 24120.94, "text": " That's my tank, that's item."}, {"start": 24120.94, "end": 24126.859999999997, "text": " Okay, I guess I just don't have that items."}, {"start": 24126.859999999997, "end": 24132.5, "text": " It is what it is."}, {"start": 24132.5, "end": 24138.14, "text": " I didn't get a rock."}, {"start": 24138.14, "end": 24147.579999999998, "text": " Oh, it's actually perpendicular to level 64 level"}, {"start": 24168.14, "end": 24176.5, "text": " Do I have a colleague on my planet right now?"}, {"start": 24176.5, "end": 24181.5, "text": " Please tell me I do."}, {"start": 24181.5, "end": 24186.14, "text": " Oh, GG, GG."}, {"start": 24186.14, "end": 24187.14, "text": " Eora."}, {"start": 24187.14, "end": 24188.14, "text": " Vex."}, {"start": 24188.14, "end": 24189.14, "text": " GG, GG."}, {"start": 24189.14, "end": 24196.14, "text": " GG, GG."}, {"start": 24196.14, "end": 24200.14, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 24200.14, "end": 24207.14, "text": " Hello, anyone, GG?"}, {"start": 24207.14, "end": 24208.14, "text": " Three more outer."}, {"start": 24208.14, "end": 24209.14, "text": " I mean, it's an Urgot, too."}, {"start": 24209.14, "end": 24215.14, "text": " Like, it's actually pretty good."}, {"start": 24215.14, "end": 24219.78, "text": " I didn't get a crazy because I can just start a I can start unlocking grace"}, {"start": 24224.26, "end": 24226.26, "text": " I was not a real loss here"}, {"start": 24235.94, "end": 24237.94, "text": " 27"}, {"start": 24237.94, "end": 24254.94, "text": " Is Jin doing anything on my board?"}, {"start": 24254.94, "end": 24256.42, "text": " Excuse me?"}, {"start": 24256.42, "end": 24263.02, "text": " How are these my level 9 rolls?"}, {"start": 24263.02, "end": 24265.02, "text": " Excuse me"}, {"start": 24268.78, "end": 24273.16, "text": " How I didn't see a single Morgana a single ah"}, {"start": 24277.86, "end": 24281.82, "text": " A single Morgana a single Shen a single I"}, {"start": 24284.7, "end": 24286.7, "text": " Don't have a single two star man"}, {"start": 24293.02, "end": 24306.22, "text": " also vex doesn't even do anything, i have no item shoes, idiot"}, {"start": 24306.22, "end": 24309.66, "text": " i can't kill vex"}, {"start": 24317.66, "end": 24320.14, "text": " i mean i really don't want kale moon, i have to take this one"}, {"start": 24323.02, "end": 24330.02, "text": " 5 gold plus some gold."}, {"start": 24330.02, "end": 24345.02, "text": " Is this gonna farm me any gold tunes?"}, {"start": 24345.02, "end": 24366.02, "text": " I'm probably just going to drop this right?"}, {"start": 24366.02, "end": 24368.52, "text": " Cause I probably not trolling, I'm probably not trolling a colleague."}, {"start": 24368.52, "end": 24371.02, "text": " I'm blowing this farm, I see one."}, {"start": 24376.02, "end": 24377.02, "text": " Regulate him, Regulate him for you."}, {"start": 24377.02, "end": 24378.02, "text": " Why would you not want kills?"}, {"start": 24378.02, "end": 24379.52, "text": " Cause I can get HP from my entire fucking board."}, {"start": 24379.52, "end": 24380.52, "text": " What do you think?"}, {"start": 24380.52, "end": 24381.52, "text": " What do you think?"}, {"start": 24381.52, "end": 24382.52, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 24382.52, "end": 24406.84, "text": " I just lost some lily will carry I like surely I have something man"}, {"start": 24406.84, "end": 24432.32, "text": " And then I sell and then I hit the very next turn."}, {"start": 24462.32, "end": 24472.32, "text": " Honestly, I might just go, uh, I feel like going full items doesn't even do anything here."}, {"start": 24502.32, "end": 24511.32, "text": " I mean, my port is actually good above a single two star, which I don't."}, {"start": 24511.32, "end": 24520.52, "text": " These items are terrible."}, {"start": 24520.52, "end": 24525.52, "text": " My only two star is Atrox."}, {"start": 24555.52, "end": 24566.52, "text": " If I had a single two-star isn't this guy just fucked?"}, {"start": 24566.52, "end": 24571.52, "text": " Tell me."}, {"start": 24571.52, "end": 24573.52, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 24573.52, "end": 24575.52, "text": " Please!"}, {"start": 24575.52, "end": 24579.52, "text": " I just need one two-star and then I stole another two-star."}, {"start": 24579.52, "end": 24580.52, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 24580.52, "end": 24582.52, "text": " This one's not even- this is the worst one."}, {"start": 24582.52, "end": 24584.52, "text": " I need one of the frontline ones."}, {"start": 24584.52, "end": 24588.84, "text": " No, no, no, I need two two stars then. I mean this is the worst one"}, {"start": 24606.0, "end": 24610.62, "text": " Like blitz two or fiora two is actually good. Okay"}, {"start": 24614.52, "end": 24617.84, "text": " You're two grades to let's do new to do"}, {"start": 24635.2, "end": 24639.88, "text": " You ask my buddy you ask"}, {"start": 24639.88, "end": 24656.440000000002, "text": " And GG. I just realized I don't even have grates. Okay, I mean let's do low key doesn't even do"}, {"start": 24656.440000000002, "end": 24661.32, "text": " anything I need Shen do. Well I mean now it's too late but I mean on 4-5 if I had grates like"}, {"start": 24661.32, "end": 24668.88, "text": " isn't the game over probably man and now I'm 8. How much HP is this? I don't know probably a lot."}, {"start": 24669.88, "end": 24676.88, "text": " But the reason this issue is good is because the colleague is precision and I just have"}, {"start": 24676.88, "end": 24679.88, "text": " like 70 days."}, {"start": 24679.88, "end": 24689.88, "text": " But I probably want to use the 3 or 2."}, {"start": 24689.88, "end": 24714.88, "text": " I think he won out, cold enough parentheses, I mean yes, you would be right."}, {"start": 24714.88, "end": 24734.760000000002, "text": " I wanted to take the frog even."}, {"start": 24734.760000000002, "end": 24738.32, "text": " It takes six seconds."}, {"start": 24738.32, "end": 24746.6, "text": " Honestly, I'm trying to have a Nunu 2 and just drop Dark Star."}, {"start": 24746.6, "end": 24749.6, "text": " I think give Nunu 3 items."}, {"start": 24749.6, "end": 24756.6, "text": " Let's drop Dark Star."}, {"start": 24756.6, "end": 24757.6, "text": " Eh?"}, {"start": 24757.6, "end": 24758.6, "text": " Dive in the raid, Emily."}, {"start": 24758.6, "end": 24759.6, "text": " Thank you for the raid."}, {"start": 24759.600000000002, "end": 24766.620000000003, "text": " I've been the raid Emily thank you for the raid"}, {"start": 24781.680000000004, "end": 24783.680000000004, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 24783.68, "end": 24808.68, "text": " I mean, that's pretty good, but new new to over this and I move like steadfast."}, {"start": 24838.68, "end": 24851.920000000002, "text": " I'm diamond in half of your amount of game for that doesn't matter the amount of games"}, {"start": 24851.920000000002, "end": 24856.5, "text": " it's just straight up irrelevant it actually is I for life and make a new"}, {"start": 24856.5, "end": 24858.5, "text": " I'm going to do a town in his diamond in 10 games."}, {"start": 24884.5, "end": 24885.5, "text": " What does Corky look like?"}, {"start": 24915.5, "end": 24928.3, "text": " I should probably just move items off of this and just put these items on Berana, I think"}, {"start": 24928.3, "end": 24931.3, "text": " all of you."}, {"start": 24931.3, "end": 24957.3, "text": " This is even getting items."}, {"start": 24957.3, "end": 24974.18, "text": " attack tank? oh that's actually pretty good. 45 grit and that's pretty good. he's one off"}, {"start": 25004.18, "end": 25026.02, "text": " I just lost 2 corki rivet. No, I need new new man. My frontline is so bad. I have a"}, {"start": 25026.02, "end": 25033.02, "text": " I think I'm a Mordekaiser for Darkstar instead of a Nunu."}, {"start": 25051.02, "end": 25054.02, "text": " I think I'm lower elo than milk."}, {"start": 25054.02, "end": 25056.02, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 25062.58, "end": 25064.58, "text": " Is Furio winning at least?"}, {"start": 25066.9, "end": 25068.9, "text": " Oh, it's Penten."}, {"start": 25070.260000000002, "end": 25072.260000000002, "text": " What is it, Penten? Let me check."}, {"start": 25074.5, "end": 25076.5, "text": " There it is."}, {"start": 25114.02, "end": 25127.34, "text": " Well, you hit T-SR every five seconds, and I tell you, well played, move on."}, {"start": 25127.34, "end": 25135.34, "text": " You got outplayed by everyone a lot, but still managed to top 4 behind."}, {"start": 25135.34, "end": 25142.74, "text": " Have you ever met a humanoid?"}, {"start": 25142.74, "end": 25162.74, "text": " I feel like when I watch Azir, Azir is usually just a fucking age, but his Azir is actually"}, {"start": 25162.74, "end": 25169.74, "text": " really good."}, {"start": 25192.74, "end": 25194.74, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 25213.7, "end": 25218.780000000002, "text": " I need to be my um, I put finally on cloth kind of nice"}, {"start": 25252.74, "end": 25269.54, "text": " I will follow this path until the end."}, {"start": 25269.54, "end": 25271.54, "text": " You will know your place."}, {"start": 25282.74, "end": 25304.74, "text": " I've got this space time on lock."}, {"start": 25304.74, "end": 25311.74, "text": " I'm on the job."}, {"start": 25323.24, "end": 25329.24, "text": " Fortale."}, {"start": 25329.24, "end": 25332.640000000003, "text": " Let's finish this quickly."}, {"start": 25332.64, "end": 25338.399999999998, "text": " why are you even playing instead of watching wolves nuggets oh i mean i feel like game one of the"}, {"start": 25338.399999999998, "end": 25356.48, "text": " series i couldn't care less but also uh i'm broke five talon"}, {"start": 25362.64, "end": 25377.96, "text": " 3 Katelyn, 5 Talon, Kuroi grab bag and I just play double the things you actually need."}, {"start": 25377.96, "end": 25383.2, "text": " Am I just playing medallion?"}, {"start": 25383.2, "end": 25388.2, "text": " I'm down."}, {"start": 25388.2, "end": 25396.2, "text": " Except you don't even use these."}, {"start": 25396.2, "end": 25401.2, "text": " Alright, let me just stack the first three and hopefully get a two star."}, {"start": 25401.2, "end": 25408.96, "text": " I mean like surely, I mean this just helps me get Jax three, Jax Gwen, Talon."}, {"start": 25408.96, "end": 25413.2, "text": " I actually read a guide on Twitter."}, {"start": 25413.2, "end": 25419.52, "text": " It was like, you re-roll from Basso's skills."}, {"start": 25419.52, "end": 25423.92, "text": " A guide, yeah, from Basso's skills."}, {"start": 25423.92, "end": 25429.12, "text": " You was like, in Medallion, the order is like, Caitlyn, you like, hit your board, then you"}, {"start": 25429.12, "end": 25435.16, "text": " level to 6, and then you roll on 6 for, for Jax, like, I mean, Jax 3 is mandatory,"}, {"start": 25435.16, "end": 25437.5, "text": " but then you roll on six for like jacks three."}, {"start": 25440.2, "end": 25441.02, "text": " Oh yeah, and then he said like,"}, {"start": 25441.02, "end": 25443.7, "text": " Caitlin needs Gensu if you're playing Caitlin primary."}, {"start": 25447.86, "end": 25452.18, "text": " Yeah, but so honestly, this Niko doesn't even do anything."}, {"start": 25453.079999999998, "end": 25455.079999999998, "text": " I feel like this, yeah, it's not like that."}, {"start": 25456.9, "end": 25459.6, "text": " I think the bronze player can tell you that, not really."}, {"start": 25465.16, "end": 25472.16, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 25472.16, "end": 25473.16, "text": " Arbiter."}, {"start": 25473.16, "end": 25487.16, "text": " Early learnings Cho'Gath Ezreal."}, {"start": 25487.16, "end": 25489.16, "text": " Heart steel."}, {"start": 25489.16, "end": 25492.16, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 25492.16, "end": 25494.16, "text": " This guy's pivoting, right?"}, {"start": 25495.16, "end": 25496.16, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 25498.16, "end": 25501.16, "text": " Like, surely I'm not getting tested by this trash."}, {"start": 25522.16, "end": 25547.28, "text": " I mean I'm not the player board now because uh oh he scouted me he scouted me which means"}, {"start": 25547.28, "end": 25568.1, "text": " I mean if he if he were playing the board he wouldn't have slimmed that right like surely like you just wouldn't have sent out"}, {"start": 25568.100000000002, "end": 25571.820000000003, "text": " Wait, is this just kill your gear?"}, {"start": 25571.820000000003, "end": 25572.820000000003, "text": " No."}, {"start": 25572.820000000003, "end": 25573.820000000003, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 25573.820000000003, "end": 25574.820000000003, "text": " Alright, it's fine."}, {"start": 25574.820000000003, "end": 25575.820000000003, "text": " This little easel."}, {"start": 25575.820000000003, "end": 25576.820000000003, "text": " I'm tired."}, {"start": 25576.82, "end": 25605.82, "text": " I can get a 30 permanent health with a BS sword."}, {"start": 25605.82, "end": 25620.06, "text": " I can get a bow I get an anvil I get an anvil as well"}, {"start": 25620.06, "end": 25625.06, "text": " I feel like HP on Jax is kind of good."}, {"start": 25625.06, "end": 25630.06, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 25636.06, "end": 25638.06, "text": " I didn't hit."}, {"start": 25638.06, "end": 25640.06, "text": " He just got a 2 star TF."}, {"start": 25643.06, "end": 25645.06, "text": " He just got a 2 star TF."}, {"start": 25645.06, "end": 25650.06, "text": " I'm getting contested by Heart of Steel."}, {"start": 25650.06, "end": 25665.4, "text": " What can I even pivot into?"}, {"start": 25665.4, "end": 25668.06, "text": " I'm getting contested by this shit."}, {"start": 25668.06, "end": 25669.06, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 25669.06, "end": 25673.18, "text": " Oh no, actually I'm pretty sure he's playing Lulu."}, {"start": 25673.18, "end": 25691.48, "text": " He slid the fucking vow, man."}, {"start": 25691.48, "end": 25699.1, "text": " It's another rape."}, {"start": 25699.100000000002, "end": 25706.100000000002, "text": " i don't have a jacks"}, {"start": 25716.86, "end": 25722.86, "text": " i don't really care about atrox"}, {"start": 25722.86, "end": 25726.86, "text": " which one is the one with hv this one?"}, {"start": 25759.100000000002, "end": 25788.100000000002, "text": " I don't want to get fucking nice, I don't want the strikes."}, {"start": 25788.100000000002, "end": 25794.180000000004, "text": " I mean I probably won't go for Jaxery though. I'm probably just gonna go Niko to it. I'm gonna just start pushing"}, {"start": 25794.54, "end": 25796.54, "text": " But I feel like you actually need everything"}, {"start": 25800.940000000002, "end": 25802.940000000002, "text": " So yeah"}, {"start": 25804.980000000003, "end": 25807.180000000004, "text": " Like this board without Jaxery has to be ass"}, {"start": 25818.100000000002, "end": 25823.100000000002, "text": " I actually cannot believe me because of the shit I can't"}, {"start": 25829.100000000002, "end": 25831.100000000002, "text": " Chain cloak, there's no"}, {"start": 25834.100000000002, "end": 25836.100000000002, "text": " There's no cloak"}, {"start": 25836.100000000002, "end": 25862.100000000002, "text": " Okay, I can actually go Jax3 then."}, {"start": 25862.100000000002, "end": 25878.980000000003, "text": " Actually, unreal, man. Like, how can you take this slant? No, okay. The thing that's illegal,"}, {"start": 25878.980000000003, "end": 25884.22, "text": " by the way, it's my fault. It's my fault. That I'm in an Elo-this low that I can get"}, {"start": 25884.22, "end": 25890.58, "text": " the shitter. The fact that he slammed Bao, that is just unreal. He plays this board"}, {"start": 25890.58, "end": 25914.420000000002, "text": " from bow slam how how how are you stunning bow here I can't I mean solo"}, {"start": 25914.420000000002, "end": 25915.420000000002, "text": " Hopefully that's pretty good."}, {"start": 25915.420000000002, "end": 25920.140000000003, "text": " I just need one three."}, {"start": 25920.140000000003, "end": 25921.140000000003, "text": " These units I don't really care."}, {"start": 25921.140000000003, "end": 25923.780000000002, "text": " I'll hit it eventually but you need jacks three."}, {"start": 25923.780000000002, "end": 25940.38, "text": " No jacks three FF."}, {"start": 25940.38, "end": 25942.38, "text": " I don't know if I want to go GS though."}, {"start": 25950.72, "end": 25956.0, "text": " The comp is actually good if you make it to Jax 3, but I just got contested for no fucking reason."}, {"start": 25956.0, "end": 25959.0, "text": " And he just took a game 21 gold on this."}, {"start": 25970.38, "end": 25971.58, "text": " This is unreal."}, {"start": 25972.58, "end": 25974.18, "text": " Set 16 Challenger."}, {"start": 25974.18, "end": 25976.98, "text": " Oh my fucking hell, man."}, {"start": 25977.58, "end": 25980.58, "text": " I mean, just his stats are even worse than mine."}, {"start": 25980.58, "end": 25983.58, "text": " Oh my god, he's 600 games hard stuck."}, {"start": 25983.58, "end": 25986.18, "text": " And the fact that you end Challenger means he's assed."}, {"start": 25989.58, "end": 25990.08, "text": " Oh wait."}, {"start": 25990.08, "end": 25991.08, "text": " Oh, another gap."}, {"start": 25991.08, "end": 26006.0, "text": " No, every single top player ends endmasters because who the fuck plays after the competitive"}, {"start": 26006.0, "end": 26008.0, "text": " We don't work."}, {"start": 26008.0, "end": 26010.0, "text": " No one."}, {"start": 26010.0, "end": 26012.0, "text": " No one."}, {"start": 26024.0, "end": 26026.0, "text": " That's rule three."}, {"start": 26037.0, "end": 26039.44, "text": " No, it just has to one more time I win man"}, {"start": 26045.08, "end": 26051.18, "text": " 12 of Talon, I don't know if this Caitlyn's happening, but as long as I have jazz 3 I also need to start holding a rest"}, {"start": 26066.0, "end": 26068.0, "text": " Game three manner region with a bowl"}, {"start": 26074.36, "end": 26076.36, "text": " Great man"}, {"start": 26079.04, "end": 26081.04, "text": " But the starting there's a battalion"}, {"start": 26084.0, "end": 26086.0, "text": " My 10 gold is pretty good"}, {"start": 26086.0, "end": 26095.0, "text": " just wait, just fucking wait, settle down"}, {"start": 26095.0, "end": 26115.0, "text": " I don't think I'm going to be sure how much"}, {"start": 26115.0, "end": 26116.0, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 26119.26, "end": 26121.62, "text": " Of course that's the only one I didn't use fucking speed to shoot."}, {"start": 26121.84, "end": 26122.84, "text": " Fucking damn."}, {"start": 26129.68, "end": 26132.32, "text": " Alright, one off Italian, three off."}, {"start": 26137.08, "end": 26138.08, "text": " Go ahead."}, {"start": 26175.0, "end": 26203.04, "text": " I need two, I need two more jacks, but I also need one, I also need TF3 or I'm screwed."}, {"start": 26203.04, "end": 26206.64, "text": " I need three copies, two copies, or I'm screwed."}, {"start": 26208.14, "end": 26208.98, "text": " Oh, great."}, {"start": 26212.0, "end": 26214.58, "text": " Three star Talon, three star whatever."}, {"start": 26214.58, "end": 26215.420000000002, "text": " Yay."}, {"start": 26221.34, "end": 26223.58, "text": " Like, I don't care that he's contesting me."}, {"start": 26223.58, "end": 26225.98, "text": " Oh, no, I do care, because this guy is complete trash."}, {"start": 26225.98, "end": 26227.7, "text": " Because the only reason he's in this spot"}, {"start": 26227.7, "end": 26230.22, "text": " is because he hit TF2 off of the fucking,"}, {"start": 26230.22, "end": 26231.420000000002, "text": " the carousel."}, {"start": 26231.420000000002, "end": 26235.22, "text": " But either way, the fact that he slammed Vow,"}, {"start": 26235.22, "end": 26238.300000000003, "text": " the fact that he slammed Vow just means his guy's ass."}, {"start": 26238.300000000003, "end": 26241.2, "text": " How can you kill Tier chain?"}, {"start": 26242.100000000002, "end": 26243.440000000002, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 26246.260000000002, "end": 26248.140000000003, "text": " He killed Tier chain."}, {"start": 26251.22, "end": 26252.06, "text": " Oh, goodness."}, {"start": 26255.980000000003, "end": 26258.980000000003, "text": " I don't even think I'm gonna hit T.F.3."}, {"start": 26261.420000000002, "end": 26266.300000000003, "text": " He killed the tier chain to make a valve to lose streak on stage two"}, {"start": 26268.420000000002, "end": 26272.280000000002, "text": " Yeah, he's he's really good man. Well played GGs"}, {"start": 26287.22, "end": 26290.24, "text": " I need to yeah, and I need jacks"}, {"start": 26351.420000000002, "end": 26373.940000000002, "text": " I'm in surely I can find one copy of Jacks thank you and now I just level for"}, {"start": 26373.940000000002, "end": 26379.54, "text": " I'm not even that bad if I can survive."}, {"start": 26379.54, "end": 26381.54, "text": " God tiered Jane."}, {"start": 26403.66, "end": 26405.66, "text": " Okay, my board's actually good, yes."}, {"start": 26405.66, "end": 26434.88, "text": " I just have to somehow level for rest and my board is good."}, {"start": 26434.88, "end": 26438.72, "text": " I mean the only thing that matters is Jax's, I'm telling you, is Jax's unit is actually broken, man."}, {"start": 26439.74, "end": 26441.02, "text": " Uuughhhhhh!"}, {"start": 26446.3, "end": 26447.5, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 26456.620000000003, "end": 26460.14, "text": " 32 to level, if I win this round I'll be at 5 plus 2 plus 1."}, {"start": 26461.22, "end": 26462.58, "text": " 5 plus 2 plus 1 is what, 8?"}, {"start": 26463.16, "end": 26463.98, "text": " So I need 4 gold."}, {"start": 26463.98, "end": 26465.98, "text": " I mean, it's not even careful anymore."}, {"start": 26465.98, "end": 26466.98, "text": " I don't even..."}, {"start": 26523.98, "end": 26551.98, "text": " I mean, I can't, I, and that's not what I just dished the hex, in, in, in, in, in,"}, {"start": 26551.98, "end": 26553.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 26561.98, "end": 26563.98, "text": " Can't"}, {"start": 26569.34, "end": 26572.1, "text": " All right, whatever others give the talent it is what it is"}, {"start": 26576.579999999998, "end": 26578.579999999998, "text": " My board is actually good man"}, {"start": 26581.98, "end": 26586.98, "text": " Alright, now what?"}, {"start": 26586.98, "end": 26593.98, "text": " Hey K3, I can see you're trying to pull us for going to rank 1, but I thought you red-handed."}, {"start": 26593.98, "end": 26597.98, "text": " Why are top players like Emily Wing, human system 9?"}, {"start": 26597.98, "end": 26601.98, "text": " Alright, well, so what do I do now?"}, {"start": 26611.98, "end": 26618.98, "text": " Now what?"}, {"start": 26632.98, "end": 26639.98, "text": " One, two, three, four, five, six."}, {"start": 26671.98, "end": 26694.38, "text": " Should I ever forge the belt and try to get three of them Caitlyn, or should I just be"}, {"start": 26694.38, "end": 26696.38, "text": " I'm okay with Storak."}, {"start": 26708.960000000003, "end": 26710.960000000003, "text": " Like, can you actually miss?"}, {"start": 26713.18, "end": 26715.18, "text": " I feel like you can't miss."}, {"start": 26716.82, "end": 26718.32, "text": " Oh, you can miss."}, {"start": 26718.32, "end": 26720.32, "text": " Oh, you can miss."}, {"start": 26724.38, "end": 26730.38, "text": " Okay, should I just keep BT? There's nothing wrong with BT, right?"}, {"start": 26735.38, "end": 26741.38, "text": " Do we start to align with BT? I'm pretty sure that's pretty good. I mean, I'll..."}, {"start": 26742.38, "end": 26744.38, "text": " Alright. Now what?"}, {"start": 26754.38, "end": 26779.38, "text": " Look at this Jax with it."}, {"start": 26779.38, "end": 26795.100000000002, "text": " If I can survive until 3MK, 3M talent, my board is actually insane."}, {"start": 26795.100000000002, "end": 26798.06, "text": " 56th to level, 52 next turn."}, {"start": 26858.06, "end": 26861.06, "text": " I mean I might as well just chill. I'm not really leveling for anything."}, {"start": 26862.06, "end": 26865.06, "text": " And that's not what I'm level for this."}, {"start": 26865.06, "end": 26867.06, "text": " Low-K is level for Maokai."}, {"start": 26868.06, "end": 26871.06, "text": " Okay, honestly, I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to just level just to go zero every turn."}, {"start": 26873.06, "end": 26875.06, "text": " Oh, it's zero every turn."}, {"start": 26877.06, "end": 26879.06, "text": " Oh, it's zero every turn. Oh God."}, {"start": 26879.06, "end": 26881.06, "text": " There's Vex 2, Blitz 2 in my pool."}, {"start": 26881.06, "end": 26883.06, "text": " Like, who the fuck do I beat?"}, {"start": 26883.06, "end": 26885.06, "text": " I mean, I beat this guy and look at his fucking board, like,"}, {"start": 26885.06, "end": 26892.06, "text": " AHHHHH! He slammed a bow! He slammed a protectors bow! On stage 2 and plate!"}, {"start": 26893.06, "end": 26894.06, "text": " I fucking can't!"}, {"start": 26895.06, "end": 26902.06, "text": " It's fucking actual ass! If you want to contest like whatever man, the fact that he's sent bow, no no no. You are trash."}, {"start": 26902.06, "end": 26903.06, "text": " No I need to report this guy after."}, {"start": 26904.06, "end": 26905.06, "text": " It's actual ass."}, {"start": 26915.06, "end": 26918.82, "text": " All right, should I just go QSS and call it? Or you think I need a better item?"}, {"start": 26919.38, "end": 26921.38, "text": " That QSS is good enough."}, {"start": 26935.38, "end": 26938.18, "text": " I can also go Maokai, if I'll get..."}, {"start": 26938.18, "end": 26948.18, "text": " I feel like this is the only unit that takes the damage."}, {"start": 26948.18, "end": 26959.54, "text": " It's not actually 12% oh god GG oh god"}, {"start": 26978.18, "end": 27007.7, "text": " Oh, the Sargeant was Medallion."}, {"start": 27007.7, "end": 27013.7, "text": " 3 star, 3 star, 3 star, 3 star, 4 star, 3 stars, 38% damage amp, and I'm about to get 3 out in talent as well."}, {"start": 27025.7, "end": 27029.7, "text": " Ah man, this board just gets countered, because he doesn't have DPS to deal with the Jax."}, {"start": 27029.7, "end": 27037.7, "text": " my jazz actually looks like it's starting to sound like"}, {"start": 27037.7, "end": 27042.7, "text": " what does it look like I got what"}, {"start": 27042.7, "end": 27044.7, "text": " What"}, {"start": 27064.18, "end": 27066.18, "text": " These early learnings 48"}, {"start": 27069.14, "end": 27071.14, "text": " How"}, {"start": 27102.7, "end": 27108.3, "text": " Okay, okay, I mean that's pretty good"}, {"start": 27111.18, "end": 27113.18, "text": " Oh, I'm gonna have to deal with that guy"}, {"start": 27113.18, "end": 27133.420000000002, "text": " And... muted."}, {"start": 27133.420000000002, "end": 27134.420000000002, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 27134.420000000002, "end": 27136.420000000002, "text": " Oh fuck this guy man!"}, {"start": 27142.100000000002, "end": 27144.100000000002, "text": " He slammed a Vow."}, {"start": 27145.780000000002, "end": 27147.780000000002, "text": " He slammed a Vow"}, {"start": 27148.58, "end": 27150.58, "text": " in play towards"}, {"start": 27150.660000000003, "end": 27152.660000000003, "text": " Jax."}, {"start": 27152.940000000002, "end": 27156.18, "text": " Jax needs gargoyle. How do you build gargoyle?"}, {"start": 27158.140000000003, "end": 27160.500000000004, "text": " How do you build gargoyle? Chain cloak?"}, {"start": 27161.500000000004, "end": 27163.500000000004, "text": " What does TF need?"}, {"start": 27163.5, "end": 27165.5, "text": " mana items"}, {"start": 27165.52, "end": 27170.22, "text": " What does TF how do you make a mana item with tears?"}, {"start": 27173.88, "end": 27175.88, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 27181.5, "end": 27183.5, "text": " Let him beat this guy"}, {"start": 27193.5, "end": 27223.3, "text": " S.T.M.U. at least I don't have a broccoli on my head."}, {"start": 27223.3, "end": 27225.3, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 27250.3, "end": 27252.3, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 27253.3, "end": 27272.3, "text": " Wait?"}, {"start": 27272.3, "end": 27276.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 27276.62, "end": 27278.62, "text": " What happened to my-"}, {"start": 27286.62, "end": 27288.62, "text": " Make it quick."}, {"start": 27306.62, "end": 27336.5, "text": " I have a Sunfire on bitch oh help help I mean it's fine he's probably fine like"}, {"start": 27336.5, "end": 27343.58, "text": " I can't tell you this is a Sunfire Dip."}, {"start": 27343.58, "end": 27346.38, "text": " He's early learnings on stage 8."}, {"start": 27346.38, "end": 27353.26, "text": " He's early learnings on stage 8 with dual loaders like bro GG from URS."}, {"start": 27366.5, "end": 27373.5, "text": " How long?"}, {"start": 27373.5, "end": 27380.5, "text": " How long?"}, {"start": 27380.5, "end": 27387.5, "text": " How long?"}, {"start": 27387.5, "end": 27390.5, "text": " How long?"}, {"start": 27390.5, "end": 27397.5, "text": " Oh, man, I'm so good."}, {"start": 27397.5, "end": 27402.5, "text": " I'm so good."}, {"start": 27402.5, "end": 27408.5, "text": " Bully, press event."}, {"start": 27408.5, "end": 27412.5, "text": " Press event."}, {"start": 27412.5, "end": 27418.5, "text": " He had TF1, Talon 1, Jax 1 on 2-1,"}, {"start": 27418.5, "end": 27428.86, "text": " He slammed the vow played around the bow to win the last 25 and 26, but that's because"}, {"start": 27428.86, "end": 27431.3, "text": " he got a TF2 off of Carousel."}, {"start": 27431.3, "end": 27433.3, "text": " He slammed a vow."}, {"start": 27433.3, "end": 27443.14, "text": " No, guys, listen, I don't mean to doggone this guy, well actually hold on let me check"}, {"start": 27443.14, "end": 27445.14, "text": " Did Furio win?"}, {"start": 27447.14, "end": 27449.14, "text": " No."}, {"start": 27449.14, "end": 27451.14, "text": " But I don't think you understand"}, {"start": 27451.14, "end": 27453.14, "text": " how unacceptable it is"}, {"start": 27457.14, "end": 27459.14, "text": " to slam Val there."}, {"start": 27459.14, "end": 27461.14, "text": " I understand,"}, {"start": 27461.14, "end": 27463.14, "text": " it's suboptimal"}, {"start": 27463.14, "end": 27465.14, "text": " to play towards TF there,"}, {"start": 27467.14, "end": 27469.14, "text": " but that's like whatever."}, {"start": 27469.14, "end": 27471.14, "text": " People can test each other all the time."}, {"start": 27471.14, "end": 27476.14, "text": " I'm not gonna sit here and doggone him because he's playing the comp that I'm playing."}, {"start": 27479.14, "end": 27484.14, "text": " But, the fact that he..."}, {"start": 27489.14, "end": 27494.14, "text": " The vowel slam, it is unacceptable."}, {"start": 27497.14, "end": 27500.14, "text": " That's all there is to it. It's just straight up not allowed."}, {"start": 27501.14, "end": 27511.64, "text": " Dude, not everything is reportable just because it annoys you doesn't mean it's against the rules."}, {"start": 27511.64, "end": 27516.46, "text": " That's not reportable, slamming bow there?"}, {"start": 27516.46, "end": 27520.739999999998, "text": " It's not reportable to slam bow there, are we serious?"}, {"start": 27520.74, "end": 27534.420000000002, "text": " If that's not reportable, then I don't know what the fuck is."}, {"start": 27534.420000000002, "end": 27556.420000000002, "text": " I haven't watched you in a while, are you still average at this game?"}, {"start": 27556.420000000002, "end": 27563.460000000003, "text": " Ah, the righteous path begins with me."}, {"start": 27565.960000000003, "end": 27567.86, "text": " Tomorrow is the last of my words."}, {"start": 27569.660000000003, "end": 27574.100000000002, "text": " I need... I ordered some chips and guac."}, {"start": 27574.100000000002, "end": 27577.140000000003, "text": " But I'm too late to go to the kitchen to get it."}, {"start": 27586.420000000002, "end": 27592.56, "text": " Gigi Gigi"}, {"start": 27597.940000000002, "end": 27599.980000000003, "text": " Can you echo Gigi?"}, {"start": 27605.36, "end": 27607.160000000003, "text": " As long as I get one Ezreal GG"}, {"start": 27616.420000000002, "end": 27621.420000000002, "text": " just one intro that's it"}, {"start": 27621.420000000002, "end": 27623.420000000002, "text": " 4 milio"}, {"start": 27623.420000000002, "end": 27626.420000000002, "text": " Ezreal from milio"}, {"start": 27633.420000000002, "end": 27636.420000000002, "text": " Ezreal from milio"}, {"start": 27646.420000000002, "end": 27674.420000000002, "text": " Maybe I can play Lululee Re-Roll, but Lululee Re-Roll's got a fun."}, {"start": 27674.420000000002, "end": 27676.420000000002, "text": " Ezreal Milio."}, {"start": 27682.940000000002, "end": 27686.06, "text": " Kale Echo. I just need Econ here."}, {"start": 27687.980000000003, "end": 27688.980000000003, "text": " Oh, GG."}, {"start": 27690.74, "end": 27695.74, "text": " Let me make sure I'm not contested, and I'll just show you guys the heaviest fucking win-none command."}, {"start": 27696.140000000003, "end": 27697.420000000002, "text": " No Kale!"}, {"start": 27698.9, "end": 27700.9, "text": " Actually, I guess it's Echo Kale, though."}, {"start": 27704.420000000002, "end": 27708.420000000002, "text": " No Ezreal? What?"}, {"start": 27725.420000000002, "end": 27728.420000000002, "text": " How did this old man still have the energy to do these kinds of streams?"}, {"start": 27728.420000000002, "end": 27730.420000000002, "text": " Ask Emily, she's approaching 40, buddy."}, {"start": 27734.420000000002, "end": 27744.420000000002, "text": " I'm just chillin and oh no no no not you it was a different only."}, {"start": 27744.420000000002, "end": 27745.420000000002, "text": " See."}, {"start": 27745.420000000002, "end": 27746.420000000002, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 27746.420000000002, "end": 27771.420000000002, "text": " I'm gonna be yo all right well if I'm open anyway I might as well just go get this"}, {"start": 27771.420000000002, "end": 27773.420000000002, "text": " Let's just walk."}, {"start": 27831.420000000002, "end": 27833.420000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 27861.420000000002, "end": 27871.74, "text": " So we run"}, {"start": 27921.420000000002, "end": 27923.420000000002, "text": " I think I'm going to go back to the"}, {"start": 27923.420000000002, "end": 27925.420000000002, "text": " next slide."}, {"start": 27933.420000000002, "end": 27935.420000000002, "text": " I think I'm going to go back to the"}, {"start": 27935.420000000002, "end": 27937.420000000002, "text": " next slide."}, {"start": 27951.420000000002, "end": 27958.300000000003, "text": " What did the baseline say? Was this comp? I think it was a 3.54. GG."}, {"start": 27973.58, "end": 27974.300000000003, "text": " Oh nice."}, {"start": 27974.3, "end": 27987.62, "text": " I mean you'll find Samira, who cares, you'll find the invention man."}, {"start": 27987.62, "end": 27995.219999999998, "text": " I guarantee you this game is the first."}, {"start": 27995.22, "end": 27998.22, "text": " just straight up broken man."}, {"start": 28025.22, "end": 28043.22, "text": " So, Miravis is last with Shorjin plus 1, and then it's also Shorjin db, but IE and GS are acceptable."}, {"start": 28055.22, "end": 28074.920000000002, "text": " I mean, I haven't natural the single coffee of Samira or"}, {"start": 28074.920000000002, "end": 28075.920000000002, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 28075.920000000002, "end": 28076.920000000002, "text": " I'm back."}, {"start": 28076.920000000002, "end": 28097.04, "text": " I've played this comp twice and it's just 1-1."}, {"start": 28097.04, "end": 28099.320000000003, "text": " As soon as you hit your board, you just don't listen around."}, {"start": 28099.32, "end": 28104.32, "text": " I don't know, I mean, look at the stats, instead IU is fine, so..."}, {"start": 28120.32, "end": 28122.32, "text": " I do see him, I probably am gonna go IU."}, {"start": 28129.32, "end": 28135.48, "text": " because I can just go, I mean I need a tear."}, {"start": 28135.48, "end": 28141.0, "text": " I mean Shogun Lasso is for sure and then that way I can kill the glove and then just go"}, {"start": 28141.0, "end": 28142.56, "text": " for crown guard."}, {"start": 28142.56, "end": 28156.96, "text": " Yeah, the dv sets are better, but it doesn't matter, I'm curious."}, {"start": 28156.96, "end": 28159.32, "text": " I probably shouldn't even slam, because I probably just want to keep losing."}, {"start": 28159.32, "end": 28161.32, "text": " Honestly, my board is like, I can spike."}, {"start": 28162.68, "end": 28166.68, "text": " That's really scary, as long as I just have like, two frontliners that are..."}, {"start": 28168.559999999998, "end": 28171.36, "text": " If I can find a frontline pair, I'm pretty sure I just win out of the station."}, {"start": 28186.96, "end": 28193.96, "text": " I just need gold. Anything with gold and GG."}, {"start": 28201.96, "end": 28204.96, "text": " Bro, if that's what would have been insane if I didn't win that one round."}, {"start": 28207.96, "end": 28210.96, "text": " I mean, I just need to hit my board. It's actually too good."}, {"start": 28210.96, "end": 28212.96, "text": " Any frontliners?"}, {"start": 28246.96, "end": 28258.96, "text": " I'm sure they can win one round this stage."}, {"start": 28258.96, "end": 28268.96, "text": " I'm going to kill this and then I'll get shorter."}, {"start": 28268.96, "end": 28278.96, "text": " Oh nice, that's where you go."}, {"start": 28278.96, "end": 28291.96, "text": " How do I play Nasus?"}, {"start": 28291.96, "end": 28302.96, "text": " Alright, GG, GG."}, {"start": 28302.96, "end": 28314.8, "text": " Oh no, this one you can get, you get one reroll per 10, 10 Egon."}, {"start": 28314.8, "end": 28317.8, "text": " I missed something, something, it probably has two lives, I can't beat this shit, it's"}, {"start": 28317.8, "end": 28323.0, "text": " two lives, I can't."}, {"start": 28323.0, "end": 28325.879999999997, "text": " Setzi is masters now, that doesn't matter."}, {"start": 28325.879999999997, "end": 28328.76, "text": " Like that shit, it just doesn't matter."}, {"start": 28328.760000000002, "end": 28331.260000000002, "text": " Oh, instead he wins the race."}, {"start": 28358.760000000002, "end": 28364.36, "text": " I need a wait this guy might just go for like some three star bullshit. He has like this into with the golden you go"}, {"start": 28372.68, "end": 28374.68, "text": " Honestly, I'm done to just talking about this"}, {"start": 28378.36, "end": 28380.36, "text": " Naisus, Naisus, we owe it up plus for this"}, {"start": 28418.760000000002, "end": 28427.88, "text": " But how it works is that when the units get knocked up, they get shot by Samira."}, {"start": 28427.88, "end": 28432.000000000004, "text": " And then you just play double Ornn, Nunu, double Samira, and then your Samira 3 just"}, {"start": 28432.000000000004, "end": 28433.000000000004, "text": " one shots the entire board."}, {"start": 28433.000000000004, "end": 28434.000000000004, "text": " And then GED."}, {"start": 28434.0, "end": 28436.0, "text": " and then you need"}, {"start": 28445.0, "end": 28450.24, "text": " I eat bugged it's I don't know why people are saying that man like look look just look"}, {"start": 28450.24, "end": 28465.24, "text": " Look at the Delta!"}, {"start": 28465.24, "end": 28466.24, "text": " It's good!"}, {"start": 28466.24, "end": 28467.24, "text": " It's good!"}, {"start": 28467.24, "end": 28469.640000000003, "text": " I don't know where the fuck the IE even was saying it!"}, {"start": 28469.640000000003, "end": 28470.88, "text": " Just look at IE!"}, {"start": 28470.88, "end": 28471.88, "text": " Just look!"}, {"start": 28471.88, "end": 28472.88, "text": " It's fine!"}, {"start": 28472.88, "end": 28473.88, "text": " It's good!"}, {"start": 28473.88, "end": 28480.88, "text": " They probably face it on B patch."}, {"start": 28480.88, "end": 28485.88, "text": " Oh, I don't know."}, {"start": 28485.88, "end": 28493.88, "text": " Oh, does it under, like, wait, what?"}, {"start": 28493.88, "end": 28498.88, "text": " Alright, what time should it be?"}, {"start": 28498.88, "end": 28499.88, "text": " 41?"}, {"start": 28499.88, "end": 28525.260000000002, "text": " I have a decent amount of free rolls going I probably shouldn't try to break I'm losing"}, {"start": 28525.260000000002, "end": 28551.260000000002, "text": " a role by doing this. Belt, rod, another Samuro belt, BF, a nothing, a gnar. I need one Nunu."}, {"start": 28551.260000000002, "end": 28554.260000000002, "text": " Okay, new, new."}, {"start": 28554.260000000002, "end": 28561.260000000002, "text": " Also, I wouldn't mind another orb."}, {"start": 28561.260000000002, "end": 28567.260000000002, "text": " What does orb look like?"}, {"start": 28567.260000000002, "end": 28569.260000000002, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 28569.260000000002, "end": 28571.260000000002, "text": " Oh, nice."}, {"start": 28571.260000000002, "end": 28574.260000000002, "text": " I mean, it doesn't really matter."}, {"start": 28581.260000000002, "end": 28606.260000000002, "text": " Alright. Alright, GDs. I'm getting another two gold per turn."}, {"start": 28606.260000000002, "end": 28613.260000000002, "text": " Cybernetic."}, {"start": 28613.260000000002, "end": 28626.260000000002, "text": " I'm not, I'm actually not using some gold."}, {"start": 28626.260000000002, "end": 28630.260000000002, "text": " Until at least another Samurai 2."}, {"start": 28630.260000000002, "end": 28632.260000000002, "text": " All right, nice."}, {"start": 28648.100000000002, "end": 28650.100000000002, "text": " I just go for guard breaker."}, {"start": 28652.18, "end": 28654.420000000002, "text": " It's not bugged. It's not bugged."}, {"start": 28655.22, "end": 28657.22, "text": " Settle down. It is not bugged everybody."}, {"start": 28657.22, "end": 28661.22, "text": " It's not bugged! It's not! I..."}, {"start": 28661.22, "end": 28691.14, "text": " I don't really want to lose another round though."}, {"start": 28691.14, "end": 28693.14, "text": " I'm gonna money to send it this turn"}, {"start": 28695.02, "end": 28697.02, "text": " Let me roll and see if I find one"}, {"start": 28700.739999999998, "end": 28702.739999999998, "text": " I'm pretty sure he's like Gary today"}, {"start": 28707.62, "end": 28709.62, "text": " How do I see so many Jackson"}, {"start": 28721.14, "end": 28730.78, "text": " I can read you pretty fast."}, {"start": 28730.78, "end": 28731.78, "text": " Alright, GG."}, {"start": 28731.78, "end": 28738.1, "text": " I'm in the game is over."}, {"start": 28738.100000000002, "end": 28740.100000000002, "text": " Still three lives"}, {"start": 28800.100000000002, "end": 28813.100000000002, "text": " and"}, {"start": 28813.100000000002, "end": 28838.58, "text": " I don't know, one butchering is a huge spike."}, {"start": 28838.58, "end": 28852.58, "text": " because you can get one blitzcrank, you start the combat with the thingy, it's just 3 spacegroov, but"}, {"start": 28852.58, "end": 28858.58, "text": " I wonder if double nu is better than evasus or worthless as a nomad or something"}, {"start": 28858.58, "end": 28863.58, "text": " but I'm probably just gonna level for jinn, because I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna lose a single round"}, {"start": 28863.58, "end": 28866.58, "text": " even without the spacegroove, all I did was just level for jinn, I'm not gonna lose a round"}, {"start": 28898.58, "end": 28900.58, "text": " I'm screwed."}, {"start": 28909.58, "end": 28911.58, "text": " I just got enough."}, {"start": 28912.58, "end": 28915.58, "text": " No, no, no, no. What do I get? Radiant IE."}, {"start": 28922.58, "end": 28925.58, "text": " Honestly, should I just lost this one anyway?"}, {"start": 28925.58, "end": 28928.58, "text": " I'm pretty sure it's not a breaker or..."}, {"start": 28955.58, "end": 28968.58, "text": " It doesn't need more crit, and then also I feel like guard breakers suck some snipers."}, {"start": 28968.58, "end": 28973.58, "text": " How much ammo do we have?"}, {"start": 28973.58, "end": 28979.58, "text": " I mean, actually, I didn't even do it."}, {"start": 29009.58, "end": 29010.58, "text": " One base is a G."}, {"start": 29014.980000000003, "end": 29017.980000000003, "text": " Oh, you got straight, I don't know what you're up to."}, {"start": 29017.980000000003, "end": 29019.980000000003, "text": " I didn't do it at all."}, {"start": 29019.980000000003, "end": 29022.22, "text": " And ideally, let's just wake up, but it's fine."}, {"start": 29032.38, "end": 29034.38, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 29034.38, "end": 29035.86, "text": " Does it get over or what?"}, {"start": 29035.86, "end": 29036.86, "text": " Anyone?"}, {"start": 29036.86, "end": 29059.62, "text": " Okay, I'm pretty sure the last one's supposed to not be on Zyra."}, {"start": 29059.62, "end": 29062.14, "text": " The Zyra is the worst last whisperer I've seen."}, {"start": 29062.14, "end": 29063.14, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 29063.14, "end": 29064.14, "text": " This is terrible."}, {"start": 29064.14, "end": 29074.14, "text": " I don't know, it's good on Xayah, it's like..."}, {"start": 29074.14, "end": 29088.14, "text": " But I'm very low on removalists."}, {"start": 29088.14, "end": 29095.14, "text": " I kind of want to loss this one because they guaranteed to shoot each other."}, {"start": 29095.14, "end": 29098.14, "text": " Alright whatever, I don't need removers."}, {"start": 29178.14, "end": 29180.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 29184.82, "end": 29186.82, "text": " Can't"}, {"start": 29201.62, "end": 29203.62, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 29203.62, "end": 29209.3, "text": " whoa whoa whoa whoa holy shit"}, {"start": 29209.739999999998, "end": 29213.379999999997, "text": " that was not a close"}, {"start": 29233.62, "end": 29252.02, "text": " I mean, I lost, I just had one of you."}, {"start": 29252.02, "end": 29254.42, "text": " I didn't even know this guy was in the lobby."}, {"start": 29254.42, "end": 29255.42, "text": " Radiant GES?"}, {"start": 29255.42, "end": 29256.42, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 29256.42, "end": 29257.42, "text": " I mean, this shit has to be broken."}, {"start": 29257.42, "end": 29258.42, "text": " Or no."}, {"start": 29258.420000000002, "end": 29258.920000000002, "text": " Or no."}, {"start": 29265.140000000003, "end": 29265.640000000003, "text": " Wait?"}, {"start": 29266.640000000003, "end": 29267.440000000002, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 29269.780000000002, "end": 29271.54, "text": " I mean, I'm pretty sure that's like a giga-cash out!"}, {"start": 29274.660000000003, "end": 29276.660000000003, "text": " Also, this- this Xyla doesn't even do damage."}, {"start": 29288.420000000002, "end": 29297.960000000003, "text": " 40 AP, 4 Mandrages and for every 20 mana spent, fire, killing 300, plus- I mean this item"}, {"start": 29297.960000000003, "end": 29299.460000000003, "text": " is fucking broken, what?"}, {"start": 29299.460000000003, "end": 29309.460000000003, "text": " How did I- how did I actually do that?"}, {"start": 29309.46, "end": 29334.34, "text": " like surely I use better than the fuck of warmog like I actually sucks"}, {"start": 29339.46, "end": 29341.46, "text": " and I actually thought"}, {"start": 29369.46, "end": 29391.46, "text": " What does Bloodstrike look like?"}, {"start": 29391.46, "end": 29406.3, "text": " Alright, double Nunu or a Jhin?"}, {"start": 29406.3, "end": 29411.14, "text": " I mean in this fight, I'm pretty sure double Nunu is better, but I'm pretty sure this Nunu"}, {"start": 29411.14, "end": 29413.14, "text": " He doesn't even cast."}, {"start": 29441.14, "end": 29446.82, "text": " He's one off of a pick for three."}, {"start": 29446.82, "end": 29449.82, "text": " Also decided to solo damage."}, {"start": 29471.14, "end": 29476.14, "text": " This looks strong as fuck. I don't get it."}, {"start": 29479.14, "end": 29481.14, "text": " I mean, it actually is strong."}, {"start": 29482.14, "end": 29485.14, "text": " I'm pretty sure this is like 400 plus."}, {"start": 29501.14, "end": 29527.14, "text": " I also just need to make sure this orb actually dies."}, {"start": 29527.14, "end": 29556.739999999998, "text": " I mean they actually died, that's pretty good right?"}, {"start": 29556.74, "end": 29558.74, "text": " They got one shot."}, {"start": 29566.74, "end": 29569.74, "text": " Oh, I want anyway. Holy shit."}, {"start": 29570.74, "end": 29574.74, "text": " How is this balanced? It's not! It's not!"}, {"start": 29581.74, "end": 29583.74, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 29583.74, "end": 29590.74, "text": " 3.54 baseline by the way."}, {"start": 29590.74, "end": 29597.74, "text": " 3.54 base."}, {"start": 29597.74, "end": 29604.74, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 29604.74, "end": 29605.74, "text": " What rank?"}, {"start": 29605.74, "end": 29630.780000000002, "text": " Okay, I know I said this every single day, but like, like this game, I mean, this is"}, {"start": 29630.780000000002, "end": 29633.780000000002, "text": " just, I got contested too tanky and I pivoted to just look on a board."}, {"start": 29633.78, "end": 29640.44, "text": " legit trash and then this game I don't even think this is I mean this is a real"}, {"start": 29640.44, "end": 29645.86, "text": " eight actually like this is a real seven this is a real eight I mean this is not"}, {"start": 29645.86, "end": 29653.02, "text": " a real eight look at my board my only two-star I'm level nine in my only two"}, {"start": 29653.02, "end": 29659.579999999998, "text": " star is my aura farm I don't have a single fucking two-star if I just"}, {"start": 29659.58, "end": 29667.5, "text": " rolled on 8? This was a guaranteed top 4. If I just rolled on 8, this is a guaranteed top 4."}, {"start": 29668.140000000003, "end": 29672.140000000003, "text": " If I just rolled on 8, oh wait no I did roll any, I mean this is just a bad beat. The guy just hit"}, {"start": 29672.140000000003, "end": 29677.100000000002, "text": " fucking, I think it was Emily in this game, it just hit Nunu too, like this is just a bad beat."}, {"start": 29678.38, "end": 29681.58, "text": " I mean just look, look at my name, it was Guard Oil, Starak, what do you think I was trying"}, {"start": 29681.58, "end": 29687.58, "text": " to play towards? What did I not see a single unit of? Like these games are not real games,"}, {"start": 29687.58, "end": 29693.58, "text": " Like I feel like if you just in the games where I'm like I'm trying to throw if I just didn't throw"}, {"start": 29700.34, "end": 29703.22, "text": " Sorry for doubting that you are crazy good, bro"}, {"start": 29706.9, "end": 29708.9, "text": " You were crazy good"}, {"start": 29708.9, "end": 29718.9, "text": " What rank is Diamond 428 LP?"}, {"start": 29718.9, "end": 29722.9, "text": " Is it even that bad?"}, {"start": 29722.9, "end": 29728.9, "text": " Wait, Diamond 428 LP is rank 17."}, {"start": 29728.9, "end": 29733.9, "text": " That's not even bad!"}, {"start": 29733.9, "end": 29737.9, "text": " He's fucking right!"}, {"start": 29737.9, "end": 29767.82, "text": " I'm pretty sure I don't, because yesterday I was sitting there trying to pick up a"}, {"start": 29767.82, "end": 29776.82, "text": " How many games do I have? I have 81."}, {"start": 29776.82, "end": 29784.82, "text": " Solus has 3 more games than me, but he's a whole 500 LP above me."}, {"start": 29784.82, "end": 29790.82, "text": " dish soap is a 500 LP above me with eight less games."}, {"start": 29790.82, "end": 29799.82, "text": " Setsuko is 500 LP above me with seven less games."}, {"start": 29799.82, "end": 29802.82, "text": " Oh, what?"}, {"start": 29802.82, "end": 29805.82, "text": " Okay, but isn't it actually a bad beat though?"}, {"start": 29805.82, "end": 29809.82, "text": " Because the thing is, I have less time played."}, {"start": 29809.82, "end": 29813.98, "text": " because I think I have like 15 eighths"}, {"start": 29830.5, "end": 29836.3, "text": " Samira Samira 3"}, {"start": 29839.82, "end": 29849.82, "text": " What is this queue time?"}, {"start": 29849.82, "end": 29862.7, "text": " It is boring to be overpowered."}, {"start": 29862.7, "end": 29871.32, "text": " Casper, I still remember when you had 9 lives and you held my recons."}, {"start": 29871.32, "end": 29876.36, "text": " What the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 29876.36, "end": 29880.280000000002, "text": " I don't know why but I've randomly just remembered, bro."}, {"start": 29880.280000000002, "end": 29885.24, "text": " You were speedrunning the fastest 8th of your life and on your way out, you just held"}, {"start": 29885.24, "end": 29889.24, "text": " all my recons for what?"}, {"start": 29889.24, "end": 29898.24, "text": " Bro, I was watching Netflix."}, {"start": 29898.24, "end": 29908.68, "text": " Wait, is the new boy season good?"}, {"start": 29908.68, "end": 29913.08, "text": " I don't even know if I watched the not this season but the previous season."}, {"start": 29913.08, "end": 29914.08, "text": " No."}, {"start": 29914.08, "end": 29915.08, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 29915.08, "end": 29916.08, "text": " It's fine."}, {"start": 29916.08, "end": 29917.08, "text": " No."}, {"start": 29917.08, "end": 29918.08, "text": " Mid."}, {"start": 29918.08, "end": 29924.320000000003, "text": " mid it's pretty good no yes"}, {"start": 29931.280000000002, "end": 29937.04, "text": " really good man perhaps"}, {"start": 29937.52, "end": 29941.36, "text": " is severance worth watching yes bro severance is the best show"}, {"start": 29941.36, "end": 29946.56, "text": " i wait is severance back wait is there a new season of severance"}, {"start": 29948.08, "end": 29966.280000000002, "text": " I mean season one was for sure better than season two, but I tried to recommend Severance"}, {"start": 29966.280000000002, "end": 29974.72, "text": " to Setsuko and Prestivint, and these fucking cement heads, Prestivint's top five anime"}, {"start": 29974.72, "end": 29978.58, "text": " of all time is like fucking my hero academia gnarling toe in some other trash"}, {"start": 29978.58, "end": 29983.84, "text": " and then he's just sitting there just giving me shit about how my my"}, {"start": 29983.84, "end": 29987.72, "text": " recommendations are just good takes and I need to stop recommending all this"}, {"start": 29987.72, "end": 29991.68, "text": " garbage and then I asked him what his favorite show was get this I asked him"}, {"start": 29991.68, "end": 30003.22, "text": " what his favorite show was and he said it was it was power wait what power like"}, {"start": 30003.22, "end": 30005.22, "text": " for all"}, {"start": 30013.940000000002, "end": 30019.52, "text": " Wouldn't be surprised if he got put so loving in his top five. I'm pretty sure it's"}, {"start": 30022.260000000002, "end": 30026.940000000002, "text": " It's my hero in Naruto for sure and then I mean you don't even need to know the next three"}, {"start": 30026.940000000002, "end": 30034.460000000003, "text": " The fact that those are like those are two of his top five you don't even need to fucking"}, {"start": 30034.460000000003, "end": 30037.100000000002, "text": " I mean you don't even need this"}, {"start": 30056.940000000002, "end": 30063.940000000002, "text": " I have to."}, {"start": 30067.940000000002, "end": 30074.940000000002, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 30074.940000000002, "end": 30081.940000000002, "text": " Wokch, how is this Wokch?"}, {"start": 30086.940000000002, "end": 30099.480000000003, "text": " I think I'm playing uh I'm playing kaisa what are not ties I'm playing the block"}, {"start": 30099.480000000003, "end": 30107.4, "text": " that's woke the block the block whoop"}, {"start": 30107.4, "end": 30122.24, "text": " Is this shit still broken on the long?"}, {"start": 30122.24, "end": 30124.84, "text": " Oh it's only negative 0.03."}, {"start": 30124.84, "end": 30126.88, "text": " Oh this is a BOP4."}, {"start": 30126.88, "end": 30133.68, "text": " There's no Ezreal yet."}, {"start": 30133.68, "end": 30134.8, "text": " Oh, this is a Bop4."}, {"start": 30140.04, "end": 30141.44, "text": " Wait, Chrono Valley was good?"}, {"start": 30193.68, "end": 30195.68, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 30199.4, "end": 30201.4, "text": " Maybe I'm gonna fight this guy though"}, {"start": 30208.2, "end": 30210.4, "text": " Hello I'm tired"}, {"start": 30216.56, "end": 30218.760000000002, "text": " Maybe I go to sleep oh"}, {"start": 30218.760000000002, "end": 30221.760000000002, "text": " Oh, holy shit."}, {"start": 30221.760000000002, "end": 30225.760000000002, "text": " I mean, if I'm Hyrule, there's two win streak, there's no fucking way I'm sleeping."}, {"start": 30228.760000000002, "end": 30229.760000000002, "text": " Is Severance good? Yes."}, {"start": 30229.760000000002, "end": 30233.760000000002, "text": " Wait, if you have not watched Severance, I'm telling you, you must."}, {"start": 30233.760000000002, "end": 30235.760000000002, "text": " There's two seasons out, I think."}, {"start": 30239.760000000002, "end": 30241.760000000002, "text": " You must. That show..."}, {"start": 30243.760000000002, "end": 30247.760000000002, "text": " Have you seen Pluribus? No? Is that good? I think someone else."}, {"start": 30247.760000000002, "end": 30251.920000000002, "text": " Bro, I've said my top 5 enemies like 20 times man, but I still-"}, {"start": 30255.36, "end": 30257.920000000002, "text": " Ari, Soraka, 5-3 re-rolls."}, {"start": 30266.72, "end": 30267.22, "text": " It's-"}, {"start": 30267.22, "end": 30281.620000000003, "text": " I've watched that one Korean drama you recommended and all it did was make me angry."}, {"start": 30281.620000000003, "end": 30287.460000000003, "text": " I mean isn't that what makes a good Korean drama though?"}, {"start": 30287.460000000003, "end": 30293.2, "text": " Like it makes you want to keep watching."}, {"start": 30293.2, "end": 30295.2, "text": " Which one is probably Penthouse, if I were to guess."}, {"start": 30304.2, "end": 30305.2, "text": " I mean that's just good as well."}, {"start": 30305.2, "end": 30306.2, "text": " I can't sure."}, {"start": 30311.2, "end": 30312.2, "text": " Did I beat anyone?"}, {"start": 30313.2, "end": 30314.2, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 30314.2, "end": 30316.2, "text": " I don't mind if it's level 1 gold man."}, {"start": 30323.2, "end": 30329.2, "text": " Wait, also, is there any way I can somehow get to lower HP so I can get to..."}, {"start": 30332.2, "end": 30333.2, "text": " He has to win though."}, {"start": 30333.2, "end": 30334.2, "text": " Are you winning?"}, {"start": 30335.2, "end": 30336.2, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 30346.2, "end": 30348.2, "text": " Okay, I just have to fight this guy."}, {"start": 30353.2, "end": 30363.2, "text": " I mean I think it just depends on who he fights."}, {"start": 30363.2, "end": 30370.2, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 30370.2, "end": 30379.2, "text": " Wait, did the walls rain?"}, {"start": 30379.2, "end": 30382.2, "text": " Wait, what? Wait, did the wolves win?"}, {"start": 30383.2, "end": 30384.2, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 30386.2, "end": 30387.2, "text": " Is he winning?"}, {"start": 30388.2, "end": 30390.2, "text": " Oh nice, nice, nice. GG, GG."}, {"start": 30392.2, "end": 30393.2, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 30394.2, "end": 30399.2, "text": " And then now I get two apples, and because I need a- I'm pretty sure this build needs ginsu- ginsu positing."}, {"start": 30400.2, "end": 30402.2, "text": " Ginsu, uh, ginsu gumbly."}, {"start": 30405.2, "end": 30408.2, "text": " And then now I get two apples and then surely I can get..."}, {"start": 30409.2, "end": 30411.2, "text": " I need Bow Rod."}, {"start": 30412.88, "end": 30414.88, "text": " Rod Bow Rod."}, {"start": 30420.72, "end": 30422.72, "text": " But I'm pretty sure that she's like a guaranteed ball for her."}, {"start": 30424.64, "end": 30426.64, "text": " This stats aren't even good."}, {"start": 30439.2, "end": 30462.22, "text": " I went to get my hair permed and then I was too lazy to get my hair permed like too often"}, {"start": 30462.22, "end": 30466.22, "text": " So I asked them to get like, like, Curly or Curls, and now it's two Curls."}, {"start": 30468.920000000002, "end": 30470.22, "text": " Another BF Sword."}, {"start": 30472.72, "end": 30473.72, "text": " Freak, man."}, {"start": 30480.420000000002, "end": 30482.72, "text": " A Riven, a Meeksy."}, {"start": 30492.22, "end": 30516.22, "text": " I don't want to win this round, not really."}, {"start": 30516.22, "end": 30546.02, "text": " I mean it's fine I just have to win one more round somehow."}, {"start": 30576.02, "end": 30578.02, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 30578.02, "end": 30580.02, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 30580.02, "end": 30582.02, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 30582.02, "end": 30584.02, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 30584.02, "end": 30586.02, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 30606.02, "end": 30616.02, "text": " Honestly, this MF unit is so fucking bad, I'm pretty sure it's stronger to just carry."}, {"start": 30616.02, "end": 30620.22, "text": " I'm fighting a 3 item."}, {"start": 30620.22, "end": 30628.74, "text": " I'm pretty sure it's stronger to just carry."}, {"start": 30628.74, "end": 30630.62, "text": " How can I lose?"}, {"start": 30630.62, "end": 30649.1, "text": " How can I lose a round?"}, {"start": 30649.100000000002, "end": 30672.460000000003, "text": " I need to get timebreaker in so I can just 4-1 all in."}, {"start": 30672.46, "end": 30679.46, "text": " instead of uh..."}, {"start": 30739.46, "end": 30741.46, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 30750.46, "end": 30752.46, "text": " Arbiter?"}, {"start": 30752.46, "end": 30754.46, "text": " Conduit?"}, {"start": 30756.46, "end": 30758.46, "text": " Darkstar?"}, {"start": 30769.46, "end": 30771.46, "text": " I mean I guess I'm just for doing it."}, {"start": 30776.46, "end": 30778.46, "text": " I've actually never played this, uh..."}, {"start": 30780.46, "end": 30782.46, "text": " This kind of democracy, does that say it's a government?"}, {"start": 30786.46, "end": 30787.46, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 30792.46, "end": 30793.46, "text": " Karma."}, {"start": 30794.46, "end": 30795.46, "text": " Kill screen."}, {"start": 30799.46, "end": 30801.46, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 30804.559999999998, "end": 30808.379999999997, "text": " There's no time breakers, so we can die before to it, which is honestly fine"}, {"start": 30812.46, "end": 30816.62, "text": " There's no actually pretty good it's kidder what's wrong with it after you"}, {"start": 30829.46, "end": 30855.46, "text": " I don't know why the challenger MF does no damage, why are Charlotte's life deals important?"}, {"start": 30855.46, "end": 30873.98, "text": " I'm thinking that's pretty good actually, never mind."}, {"start": 30873.98, "end": 30877.46, "text": " How can restart mission even be in the game?"}, {"start": 30877.46, "end": 30882.46, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 30882.46, "end": 30900.46, "text": " of"}, {"start": 30930.46, "end": 30941.18, "text": " I'm sure the gym is better than something"}, {"start": 30941.18, "end": 30955.18, "text": " it's probably it's better than me on a man bro Arbiter's gonna be doing it"}, {"start": 30959.18, "end": 30963.18, "text": " just look at my spot man"}, {"start": 30971.18, "end": 30977.18, "text": " like if I if I were like sitting here just like trying to throw I would just"}, {"start": 30977.18, "end": 30981.34, "text": " sit here and try to greet nine but why don't I just sit here and press D and"}, {"start": 30981.34, "end": 30984.5, "text": " it's just a guarantee top two"}, {"start": 30987.5, "end": 30991.3, "text": " Plot on on Vanguard GD"}, {"start": 31001.18, "end": 31006.18, "text": " Honestly, do I even want to roll?"}, {"start": 31006.18, "end": 31010.18, "text": " Like, I don't really want to roll anymore."}, {"start": 31010.18, "end": 31013.18, "text": " This is not even a greedy mind, it's actually hit my entire ward."}, {"start": 31013.18, "end": 31015.18, "text": " I'm not even allowed to be paired."}, {"start": 31015.18, "end": 31017.18, "text": " This is actually a fast sign, yes."}, {"start": 31017.18, "end": 31021.18, "text": " For all, usually I feel like a allowed way too means I can actually fast sign."}, {"start": 31031.18, "end": 31041.18, "text": " That's for E2."}, {"start": 31041.18, "end": 31045.18, "text": " Actually there's like zero level off players."}, {"start": 31045.18, "end": 31051.18, "text": " I'm pretty sure I should just send it."}, {"start": 31051.18, "end": 31055.18, "text": " Also I'm on a 4th street so why don't I just send it?"}, {"start": 31055.18, "end": 31060.18, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 31060.18, "end": 31073.760000000002, "text": " Okay, no, I might as well just have to, but there's zero the longs gone and zero Nunu"}, {"start": 31073.760000000002, "end": 31074.760000000002, "text": " gone."}, {"start": 31074.760000000002, "end": 31083.98, "text": " I'm not even gonna do anything, okay I'm done rolling."}, {"start": 31083.98, "end": 31085.98, "text": " I mean, I'm for sure done really now."}, {"start": 31097.899999999998, "end": 31099.899999999998, "text": " Cause now it's like I'm actually rolling for nothing."}, {"start": 31102.239999999998, "end": 31104.239999999998, "text": " Fiona doesn't do anything guys."}, {"start": 31104.239999999998, "end": 31106.739999999998, "text": " I have Crown of Demacia. I have Crown of Demacia."}, {"start": 31106.739999999998, "end": 31109.739999999998, "text": " I gain AP every two seconds."}, {"start": 31109.739999999998, "end": 31111.739999999998, "text": " What's an extra three fucking AP?"}, {"start": 31111.74, "end": 31122.140000000003, "text": " nothing absolutely nothing the arbiter is ass"}, {"start": 31124.34, "end": 31130.260000000002, "text": " super cool frog wait was that super cool frog you know what I did WTF do it not"}, {"start": 31130.260000000002, "end": 31134.74, "text": " I got God I got God look at dodge it should be at top five in the lead but"}, {"start": 31134.74, "end": 31137.54, "text": " honestly you guys should probably top five who just said was the top five was"}, {"start": 31137.54, "end": 31139.54, "text": " I'm going to rant."}, {"start": 31139.54, "end": 31140.54, "text": " No, I got caught."}, {"start": 31140.54, "end": 31141.54, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 31149.54, "end": 31151.54, "text": " Are you Soraka?"}, {"start": 31167.54, "end": 31187.54, "text": " I can not"}, {"start": 31187.54, "end": 31193.54, "text": " It's just Zoe gone Leblanc on"}, {"start": 31193.54, "end": 31200.54, "text": " I think we're going to, I think we're going to, instead of Bardo."}, {"start": 31223.54, "end": 31228.54, "text": " Rammus 2, 42."}, {"start": 31228.54, "end": 31233.54, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 31233.54, "end": 31243.54, "text": " I need to roll that much, he's 30 gold."}, {"start": 31243.54, "end": 31254.86, "text": " I mean, I'm probably sacking two more though, like there's no reason for you to know."}, {"start": 31254.86, "end": 31260.260000000002, "text": " If this game doesn't go well, I will never go fastline again."}, {"start": 31260.260000000002, "end": 31264.34, "text": " Like I don't understand why I don't just roll."}, {"start": 31264.34, "end": 31265.34, "text": " Because..."}, {"start": 31265.34, "end": 31272.9, "text": " Well this guy probably won the game."}, {"start": 31272.9, "end": 31278.06, "text": " He's Nunu 2, and he has two Vexes as well."}, {"start": 31278.06, "end": 31280.300000000003, "text": " Well, I don't get it."}, {"start": 31280.300000000003, "end": 31283.34, "text": " I could have just rolled for Nunu 2 Leblanc 2, and I would have won like every single"}, {"start": 31283.34, "end": 31286.54, "text": " one of these rounds."}, {"start": 31286.54, "end": 31294.58, "text": " Blitz 2, Nunu 2, Vex Paired, and I'm just sacking around like I'm pretty sure I could"}, {"start": 31294.58, "end": 31296.58, "text": " have beat this guy with Leblanc 2."}, {"start": 31296.58, "end": 31298.58, "text": " Okay, maybe not."}, {"start": 31298.58, "end": 31300.58, "text": " Okay, maybe not."}, {"start": 31300.58, "end": 31302.58, "text": " I like it."}, {"start": 31302.58, "end": 31315.940000000002, "text": " and I don't even have a money to for one actually now I guess I have enough money for one"}, {"start": 31315.940000000002, "end": 31317.940000000002, "text": " enough"}, {"start": 31328.980000000003, "end": 31330.980000000003, "text": " What"}, {"start": 31334.820000000003, "end": 31336.940000000002, "text": " Why I mean there's no way I'm hitting back to this game"}, {"start": 31339.820000000003, "end": 31341.820000000003, "text": " Jintu is Jintu"}, {"start": 31345.940000000002, "end": 31359.460000000003, "text": " Our item stronger on gin is crowned gin good"}, {"start": 31366.820000000003, "end": 31368.820000000003, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 31375.940000000002, "end": 31377.940000000002, "text": " I mean, can I just check the stats?"}, {"start": 31381.340000000004, "end": 31387.340000000004, "text": " Gin Crown of Devon Cure."}, {"start": 31395.840000000004, "end": 31397.340000000004, "text": " It's plus delta."}, {"start": 31397.340000000004, "end": 31399.340000000004, "text": " What about Tucson Gin?"}, {"start": 31400.340000000004, "end": 31402.340000000004, "text": " It's Kigo plus delta."}, {"start": 31402.34, "end": 31406.34, "text": " I'm sure I almost got caught again."}, {"start": 31406.34, "end": 31409.34, "text": " Nice try, buddy."}, {"start": 31429.34, "end": 31431.34, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 31431.34, "end": 31433.34, "text": " the fuck"}, {"start": 31434.34, "end": 31436.34, "text": " How"}, {"start": 31443.34, "end": 31449.1, "text": " I don't even have a new new pair man. I have a gen 2 zero I am"}, {"start": 31451.74, "end": 31453.74, "text": " I can go like gnar"}, {"start": 31454.34, "end": 31456.34, "text": " Gnar bard"}, {"start": 31461.34, "end": 31487.74, "text": " I mean I can only play part of my hitbacks."}, {"start": 31487.74, "end": 31489.74, "text": " I'm pretty sure I can only play Sona if I hit Vex."}, {"start": 31498.440000000002, "end": 31501.24, "text": " Should I just open Cell to Gen 2?"}, {"start": 31501.24, "end": 31503.24, "text": " I'm pretty sure it's actually doing stuff though."}, {"start": 31511.440000000002, "end": 31514.24, "text": " I mean, they have 10% less armor than I want, it's not even that bad."}, {"start": 31515.04, "end": 31516.24, "text": " And it's 0.2.8."}, {"start": 31516.24, "end": 31518.24, "text": " That's pretty good."}, {"start": 31546.24, "end": 31547.74, "text": " So we have two."}, {"start": 31548.74, "end": 31549.74, "text": " Did he die yet?"}, {"start": 31550.74, "end": 31552.74, "text": " I don't know, he's winning with Vex 1."}, {"start": 31556.74, "end": 31557.74, "text": " Open."}, {"start": 31559.24, "end": 31561.74, "text": " I mean I could just open cell 1, 2, 3."}, {"start": 31561.74, "end": 31562.74, "text": " Fuck it!"}, {"start": 31565.74, "end": 31566.74, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 31566.74, "end": 31567.74, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 31568.74, "end": 31571.74, "text": " This guy has, this guy has Vex pair, man, I'm not gonna hit shit."}, {"start": 31572.74, "end": 31573.74, "text": " Fuck it!"}, {"start": 31573.74, "end": 31574.74, "text": " No, I can't."}, {"start": 31576.24, "end": 31586.24, "text": " What the jits not even back?"}, {"start": 31586.24, "end": 31587.24, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 31587.24, "end": 31588.24, "text": " He has vex too."}, {"start": 31588.24, "end": 31591.24, "text": " Wait, I mean there's no M over some of you, it's vex too."}, {"start": 31591.24, "end": 31592.24, "text": " This has vex parry."}, {"start": 31592.24, "end": 31601.24, "text": " There's like one vex left in the pool, man, I can't."}, {"start": 31601.24, "end": 31605.24, "text": " This is Vex Peridun, one Vex left in the pool man, I can't."}, {"start": 31623.24, "end": 31625.24, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 31631.24, "end": 31654.140000000003, "text": " You don't even have a new pair."}, {"start": 31654.140000000003, "end": 31656.300000000003, "text": " Vex 2."}, {"start": 31656.300000000003, "end": 31657.54, "text": " Graves 2."}, {"start": 31657.54, "end": 31659.260000000002, "text": " Nunu 2."}, {"start": 31659.260000000002, "end": 31660.260000000002, "text": " Let's crank 2."}, {"start": 31660.260000000002, "end": 31663.260000000002, "text": " She's me but 20 times stronger."}, {"start": 31690.260000000002, "end": 31697.260000000002, "text": " You think they're just RNG of X2?"}, {"start": 31697.260000000002, "end": 31713.260000000002, "text": " I mean it's not actually that good because I actually need to do two of them, but my"}, {"start": 31713.260000000002, "end": 31737.460000000003, "text": " I'm at this unit got buffed surely"}, {"start": 31737.46, "end": 31739.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 31754.98, "end": 31756.98, "text": " Don't die the week you don't sound open it"}, {"start": 31762.62, "end": 31765.12, "text": " Whoa, whoa"}, {"start": 31767.46, "end": 31789.5, "text": " I think I'm going six."}, {"start": 31789.5, "end": 31792.5, "text": " I don't have Nunu too. I don't have..."}, {"start": 31802.2, "end": 31804.2, "text": " I need to fight this guy, please."}, {"start": 31813.9, "end": 31814.8, "text": " Oh! Hoo!"}, {"start": 31814.8, "end": 31821.18, "text": " I'm sure that can be this right he's playing he's playing corgi to ramus to bar no tune surely surely gonna be this trash"}, {"start": 31822.68, "end": 31824.68, "text": " It's am I falling is so bad"}, {"start": 31824.68, "end": 31850.68, "text": " That is good, it's a loud, and then now that Nunu is back in the pool."}, {"start": 31850.68, "end": 31872.68, "text": " I think I'm going third at least."}, {"start": 31872.68, "end": 31888.68, "text": " If I just spam, if my Nudu can ult like 3 times, it just stuns 3 times, then maybe I can win."}, {"start": 31888.68, "end": 31890.68, "text": " Is it actually that good?"}, {"start": 31890.68, "end": 31892.68, "text": " 800 damage?"}, {"start": 31892.68, "end": 31896.68, "text": " That was cast number 1, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 31896.68, "end": 31898.68, "text": " Wait?"}, {"start": 31898.68, "end": 31900.68, "text": " Wait?"}, {"start": 31900.68, "end": 31916.6, "text": " wait wait wait the speaking is still i wasn't as actually kind of close"}, {"start": 31920.760000000002, "end": 31922.6, "text": " i care"}, {"start": 31927.88, "end": 31928.2, "text": " hello"}, {"start": 31960.68, "end": 31971.36, "text": " can you just roll on 8 dishes just getting sad?"}, {"start": 31971.36, "end": 31981.0, "text": " I mean yes like if that spot looked like a fast time right?"}, {"start": 31981.0, "end": 31988.72, "text": " But the thing is it's like you would rather hit Nunu 2 and be stuck with Vex like I would"}, {"start": 31988.72, "end": 31994.32, "text": " You'd rather have LeBlanc 2 with Nunu 2 than Vex 2 with Nunu 1."}, {"start": 31994.32, "end": 31996.920000000002, "text": " And the thing is when you go 9, you're not even guaranteed Vexed."}, {"start": 31996.920000000002, "end": 31999.56, "text": " So it's like, I don't understand why you wouldn't just fucking roll on 8."}, {"start": 31999.56, "end": 32001.32, "text": " I don't understand."}, {"start": 32001.32, "end": 32007.760000000002, "text": " Serious question, you had so much tempo on 4, on 4, on 4, on 4, on 8, with Sagan"}, {"start": 32007.760000000002, "end": 32009.260000000002, "text": " seeming to go 9, really the odd one."}, {"start": 32009.260000000002, "end": 32012.16, "text": " Obviously you're still about to play it either way, but I'm just trying to understand"}, {"start": 32012.16, "end": 32016.16, "text": " your decision."}, {"start": 32016.16, "end": 32018.600000000002, "text": " You can just hit Blitz 2 and Vex 2 instead."}, {"start": 32018.600000000002, "end": 32023.940000000002, "text": " I mean, yes, if you have 100 gold, but then you're also sacked in the entirety of stage 4, which is like almost never worth."}, {"start": 32023.940000000002, "end": 32026.340000000004, "text": " Now, this fast 9-shot is just the people prank."}, {"start": 32027.140000000003, "end": 32028.340000000004, "text": " That shit is legit awful."}, {"start": 32039.260000000002, "end": 32039.760000000002, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 32045.160000000003, "end": 32046.160000000003, "text": " Hello, I'm tired."}, {"start": 32048.600000000002, "end": 32069.480000000003, "text": " I guess it's Lakers against Rockets."}, {"start": 32069.48, "end": 32083.64, "text": " Maybe I just flake when the lakers start."}, {"start": 32083.64, "end": 32086.44, "text": " I don't like rooting for the lakers when they have..."}, {"start": 32086.44, "end": 32089.76, "text": " Wait, Risa and Luka are playing, right?"}, {"start": 32089.76, "end": 32095.52, "text": " Yeah, I only like rooting for the lakers when it's only LeBron."}, {"start": 32095.52, "end": 32115.32, "text": " LeBron's last season, I doubt it."}, {"start": 32115.32, "end": 32121.0, "text": " Is he going to announce his retirement before the season starts?"}, {"start": 32121.0, "end": 32122.0, "text": " Probably."}, {"start": 32122.0, "end": 32135.52, "text": " Like unless he just dies, there's, I'm pretty sure he's playing at least one more season."}, {"start": 32135.52, "end": 32137.8, "text": " He said no retirement tour?"}, {"start": 32137.8, "end": 32158.8, "text": " What if LeBron Katie Steff team up for one last season?"}, {"start": 32158.8, "end": 32163.8, "text": " I don't even think that team would win."}, {"start": 32163.8, "end": 32165.8, "text": " I'm here for sure would not win."}, {"start": 32170.8, "end": 32173.8, "text": " The rest of your team is about to get paid fucking pennies."}, {"start": 32173.8, "end": 32175.8, "text": " And then these guys are for sure getting it overpaid."}, {"start": 32184.8, "end": 32187.8, "text": " They are taking min contracts."}, {"start": 32187.8, "end": 32189.8, "text": " Wait?"}, {"start": 32189.8, "end": 32191.8, "text": " I don't even know how much."}, {"start": 32191.8, "end": 32193.8, "text": " How much does Lebron even get paid right now?"}, {"start": 32193.8, "end": 32194.8, "text": " Like his contract?"}, {"start": 32194.8, "end": 32197.8, "text": " Tomorrow's the last day of my life, sir."}, {"start": 32199.8, "end": 32202.8, "text": " Like, are these guys even getting paid for you, himself?"}, {"start": 32206.8, "end": 32207.8, "text": " I mean, 52 mil?"}, {"start": 32207.8, "end": 32210.8, "text": " I mean, that is insane for a 41-year-old."}, {"start": 32215.8, "end": 32216.8, "text": " What about Curry?"}, {"start": 32216.8, "end": 32219.8, "text": " Curry is 59 mil."}, {"start": 32221.8, "end": 32225.96, "text": " And then what about uh, you know, who's underpaid?"}, {"start": 32227.92, "end": 32230.42, "text": " Westbrook. Wait, hold on, let me go find a salary."}, {"start": 32231.6, "end": 32236.059999999998, "text": " His salary? He has paid 3.6 mil. How?"}, {"start": 32236.6, "end": 32239.54, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, with how much he brings to the Kings,"}, {"start": 32239.54, "end": 32244.2, "text": " is that has to be a steal. Like, you cannot, like, you can be the biggest Westbrook hater,"}, {"start": 32244.399999999998, "end": 32247.059999999998, "text": " but you cannot tell me he is worth"}, {"start": 32248.44, "end": 32250.44, "text": " 115th"}, {"start": 32250.440000000002, "end": 32253.88, "text": " I'm a mass contractor. No, that is a capipines"}, {"start": 32258.760000000002, "end": 32262.06, "text": " He's so bad no, he's not man"}, {"start": 32264.36, "end": 32266.36, "text": " For he's actually good"}, {"start": 32273.88, "end": 32278.280000000002, "text": " I don't understand how you're allowed to just sit there and hate on the go. Let's finish this quickly"}, {"start": 32280.440000000002, "end": 32286.440000000002, "text": " He trolled Denver last year in the playoffs. Oh ho ho! A player getting paid"}, {"start": 32286.440000000002, "end": 32294.36, "text": " four mil? Troll bum? Oh! What about a player getting paid 50 mil dropping a"}, {"start": 32294.36, "end": 32299.800000000003, "text": " two for 16? Atchimal Murray! Explain that to me. How are we blaming Westbrook?"}, {"start": 32299.800000000003, "end": 32304.2, "text": " When someone that's getting paid 10 times the salary drops a gig of"}, {"start": 32304.2, "end": 32308.04, "text": " stinker. How are we blaming Westbrook? Please tell me. Please tell me. No, no. I"}, {"start": 32308.04, "end": 32310.04, "text": " I would love to hear it."}, {"start": 32324.04, "end": 32326.04, "text": " Wait, this is actually..."}, {"start": 32330.04, "end": 32332.04, "text": " This is actually a... a Zion game."}, {"start": 32338.04, "end": 32367.04, "text": " It's actually good."}, {"start": 32367.04, "end": 32373.04, "text": " It's the altar. My Ziyus cores are actually nasty."}, {"start": 32379.04, "end": 32385.04, "text": " I don't know why I sold the uh... I don't know why I sold the HRC though. I could have just played it."}, {"start": 32385.04, "end": 32395.04, "text": " I'll see you later."}, {"start": 32395.04, "end": 32398.04, "text": " Gigi, Gigi."}, {"start": 32415.04, "end": 32439.96, "text": " Wait, what happened to my... what happened to my 8 rocks too?"}, {"start": 32439.96, "end": 32442.96, "text": " My problem just can't sustain the Kraken right now, but also if you have dv, the Kraken"}, {"start": 32442.96, "end": 32449.96, "text": " I'd rather just have the BF sword for uh..."}, {"start": 32449.96, "end": 32454.96, "text": " Alright, I mean I just had one with the Tooth Shriek."}, {"start": 32454.96, "end": 32457.96, "text": " I'd rather just have the uh..."}, {"start": 32457.96, "end": 32459.96, "text": " Wait, what is it?"}, {"start": 32459.96, "end": 32461.96, "text": " Barney Echo."}, {"start": 32461.96, "end": 32464.96, "text": " If I find one Jhin, I just win the game."}, {"start": 32472.96, "end": 32485.96, "text": " Is it a decent chance I get a 1 cost that I can find Talon or Dia?"}, {"start": 32485.96, "end": 32490.84, "text": " Bro, LeBlanc is so lame."}, {"start": 32490.84, "end": 32496.6, "text": " Ziya is actually a cool unit."}, {"start": 32496.600000000002, "end": 32498.600000000002, "text": " DB Bo cook I"}, {"start": 32502.640000000003, "end": 32504.640000000003, "text": " Think I three street"}, {"start": 32507.36, "end": 32509.52, "text": " If this is not a top four of the cement street"}, {"start": 32516.640000000003, "end": 32519.000000000004, "text": " It's not even like I'm actually certain"}, {"start": 32526.600000000002, "end": 32532.52, "text": " I just wanted to excuse the flake."}, {"start": 32532.52, "end": 32539.52, "text": " My Ziyas scores are fucking nasty."}, {"start": 32539.52, "end": 32544.36, "text": " After three rounds, gained a four-cloth champion."}, {"start": 32544.36, "end": 32545.36, "text": " That..."}, {"start": 32545.36, "end": 32550.2, "text": " I also released some keys."}, {"start": 32550.2, "end": 32552.2, "text": " Alright, hold on."}, {"start": 32552.2, "end": 32553.2, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 32553.2, "end": 32560.68, "text": " Let me go check players and a"}, {"start": 32564.68, "end": 32567.18, "text": " Oh sure, I'm 15 that's pretty good"}, {"start": 32583.2, "end": 32585.2, "text": " This is our world first."}, {"start": 32587.8, "end": 32588.3, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 32593.5, "end": 32594.0, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 32594.7, "end": 32595.2, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 32595.7, "end": 32596.2, "text": " Alright!"}, {"start": 32602.2, "end": 32602.7, "text": " Let me go check my-"}, {"start": 32611.9, "end": 32612.4, "text": " Where'd it go?"}, {"start": 32613.2, "end": 32620.940000000002, "text": " I have a 75% win rate with Zaya but honestly it's a kind of fake. I didn't kill a single unit"}, {"start": 32621.24, "end": 32623.74, "text": " because a lot of the times it's going to be a"}, {"start": 32625.18, "end": 32631.9, "text": " A lot of the times it's I think three times it's a Samira board. So that's three firsts with the Samira"}, {"start": 32635.58, "end": 32637.5, "text": " But but yeah"}, {"start": 32637.5, "end": 32642.38, "text": " That's actually good. I think you can play it on board. You play it on board serpent and altar"}, {"start": 32643.2, "end": 32648.66, "text": " The boys actually good for serpent altar"}, {"start": 32665.280000000002, "end": 32669.62, "text": " You are triple the number of games bro, there needs to be"}, {"start": 32673.2, "end": 32675.2, "text": " All right, man."}, {"start": 32675.2, "end": 32679.06, "text": " Can, no, no, no, actually though, starting right now,"}, {"start": 32680.56, "end": 32682.16, "text": " can you guys start being nice?"}, {"start": 32684.36, "end": 32688.84, "text": " And then I'll be respectful to everybody"}, {"start": 32688.84, "end": 32691.72, "text": " and then you guys stop watching"}, {"start": 32691.72, "end": 32693.84, "text": " and then we can all climb together."}, {"start": 32693.84, "end": 32703.54, "text": " So this game is actually over."}, {"start": 32703.54, "end": 32707.16, "text": " It's the altar, by the way."}, {"start": 32707.16, "end": 32713.52, "text": " D. Bro, I need some chips and guac."}, {"start": 32713.52, "end": 32721.76, "text": " I only have the chips."}, {"start": 32721.760000000002, "end": 32724.160000000003, "text": " How much did you make off of the Vitality winning?"}, {"start": 32724.160000000003, "end": 32725.36, "text": " Negative a thousand?"}, {"start": 32725.36, "end": 32726.660000000003, "text": " I was betting on Phyria."}, {"start": 32726.660000000003, "end": 32727.660000000003, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 32727.660000000003, "end": 32728.660000000003, "text": " Both."}, {"start": 32728.660000000003, "end": 32730.660000000003, "text": " Both was my Vitality."}, {"start": 32730.660000000003, "end": 32732.660000000003, "text": " Both was mine."}, {"start": 32762.66, "end": 32774.66, "text": " that was low"}, {"start": 32774.66, "end": 32799.14000000001, "text": " Xayah is trashed this patch, I have a 75% win rate for this decision."}, {"start": 32799.14, "end": 32801.14, "text": " The unit is actually good, guys."}, {"start": 32829.14, "end": 32853.14, "text": " I got saved totally fucked."}, {"start": 32853.14, "end": 32858.14, "text": " You never go wrong with the econ."}, {"start": 32858.14, "end": 32884.14, "text": " All right, plus one."}, {"start": 32884.14, "end": 32886.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 32886.14, "end": 32915.14, "text": " But the reason those live sets are bad, I think."}, {"start": 32915.14, "end": 32936.62, "text": " It's because people play it outside of altar bore and and uh what's it called?"}, {"start": 32936.62, "end": 32938.62, "text": " or boar and insertion."}, {"start": 32956.62, "end": 32958.62, "text": " Should probably hold a Mordekaiser."}, {"start": 32959.62, "end": 32960.62, "text": " Uh, Jax."}, {"start": 32961.62, "end": 32963.62, "text": " I guess I can hold a Lowy."}, {"start": 32963.62, "end": 32965.62, "text": " Should probably hold Rass and use Senera."}, {"start": 32996.62, "end": 33006.62, "text": " I'm looking for thank you thank you for some 69 times 6"}, {"start": 33026.62, "end": 33028.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 33048.62, "end": 33054.060000000005, "text": " I mean I didn't play Graves Iogen Trio. All right GG's"}, {"start": 33056.62, "end": 33081.420000000006, "text": " If I don't win the next round though, I'm going to be like, on the amount of EXP."}, {"start": 33081.42, "end": 33084.759999999995, "text": " and I can just cash out uh..."}, {"start": 33084.759999999995, "end": 33089.42, "text": " phrase items"}, {"start": 33089.42, "end": 33096.42, "text": " I don't think I'm gonna have the front line to go uh... this build"}, {"start": 33107.7, "end": 33109.979999999996, "text": " can I find someone weak?"}, {"start": 33109.98, "end": 33111.98, "text": " Oh, I don't even know if I beat this guy."}, {"start": 33112.560000000005, "end": 33113.68, "text": " Who the fuck do I beat?"}, {"start": 33119.72, "end": 33120.600000000006, "text": " Do I beat this?"}, {"start": 33120.86, "end": 33123.700000000004, "text": " I mean, if there's one person that I can beat in my pool, it has to be this one."}, {"start": 33124.98, "end": 33126.280000000006, "text": " This front-line is so bad."}, {"start": 33130.44, "end": 33132.94, "text": " If I win this, it's like a turbo would be."}, {"start": 33136.200000000004, "end": 33136.9, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 33137.240000000005, "end": 33138.12, "text": " I'm out of time."}, {"start": 33139.060000000005, "end": 33139.560000000005, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 33139.98, "end": 33166.340000000004, "text": " The ult was almost done, 59 out of 16."}, {"start": 33166.340000000004, "end": 33169.12, "text": " 250 health minus two range 10% on the 2580"}, {"start": 33181.54, "end": 33184.880000000005, "text": " Graves graves"}, {"start": 33190.46000000001, "end": 33193.82000000001, "text": " Rod another BF a"}, {"start": 33193.82, "end": 33195.82, "text": " A glove?"}, {"start": 33195.82, "end": 33197.82, "text": " A gear?"}, {"start": 33197.82, "end": 33199.82, "text": " I shouldn't have won this build then."}, {"start": 33203.82, "end": 33205.82, "text": " We need two more VS wards."}, {"start": 33206.82, "end": 33208.82, "text": " I kinda wanna go the uh..."}, {"start": 33208.82, "end": 33224.74, "text": " I think it's that that built another built which is broken I must"}, {"start": 33238.82, "end": 33248.82, "text": " It's probably just going to be IE Gumblade on Graves, plus a gold item."}, {"start": 33248.82, "end": 33251.82, "text": " How many CS are there?"}, {"start": 33251.82, "end": 33253.82, "text": " Game 2 more."}, {"start": 33253.82, "end": 33256.82, "text": " IE Gumblade plus 1."}, {"start": 33256.82, "end": 33261.82, "text": " Xayah's bad?"}, {"start": 33261.82, "end": 33263.82, "text": " Xayah's bad?"}, {"start": 33263.82, "end": 33278.06, "text": " Second wind every fifth attack field bonus tree damage equal to a hundred fifty percent"}, {"start": 33278.06, "end": 33280.18, "text": " Honestly, that sounds kind of good"}, {"start": 33280.18, "end": 33282.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 33286.02, "end": 33290.3, "text": " I've I've two TVs I'm in and I just go this one now"}, {"start": 33310.18, "end": 33332.22, "text": " I just need one new new my ports actually good I can stop rolling on one new new"}, {"start": 33332.22, "end": 33354.22, "text": " I mean, there's like a 2-3 roll, it's fine."}, {"start": 33354.22, "end": 33378.74, "text": " I mean I still need one noodle but I don't really want to roll for it."}, {"start": 33378.74, "end": 33380.74, "text": " My frontline is a fucking cho gas!"}, {"start": 33395.06, "end": 33399.06, "text": " Mmmmm, I don't really like Gumblings, I'd rather go broad to your front line."}, {"start": 33400.259999999995, "end": 33402.259999999995, "text": " But then now I probably wouldn't go with a buck shot."}, {"start": 33408.74, "end": 33415.659999999996, "text": " I have no anti-tank."}, {"start": 33415.659999999996, "end": 33427.759999999995, "text": " Desire is good."}, {"start": 33427.759999999995, "end": 33432.42, "text": " I just don't have a new nuke."}, {"start": 33432.42, "end": 33440.5, "text": " 8 free rolls, 2 gold to turn, and it gives me a frontline anomaly, whatever the fuck."}, {"start": 33440.5, "end": 33441.9, "text": " How many new-news are gone, man?"}, {"start": 33441.9, "end": 33442.9, "text": " That guy's mech."}, {"start": 33442.9, "end": 33443.9, "text": " This guy has 2 new-news."}, {"start": 33443.9, "end": 33444.9, "text": " That guy's mech."}, {"start": 33444.9, "end": 33446.7, "text": " This guy has 0 new-news."}, {"start": 33446.7, "end": 33449.02, "text": " This guy has 3 new-news."}, {"start": 33449.02, "end": 33452.22, "text": " I don't even know what he's playing, and this guy has, I mean, can I get 1 new-new"}, {"start": 33452.22, "end": 33453.9, "text": " and GG?"}, {"start": 33453.9, "end": 33461.54, "text": " Also, this Kahuna-Huna is complete trash."}, {"start": 33461.54, "end": 33463.54, "text": " It's a set"}, {"start": 33464.98, "end": 33466.98, "text": " There's a crazy there"}, {"start": 33521.54, "end": 33539.66, "text": " Thank you. Thank you. Thank you."}, {"start": 33539.66, "end": 33548.26, "text": " Okay, my board is no longer that shit, but I might as well just play this because I need"}, {"start": 33548.26, "end": 33549.26, "text": " I need some gold."}, {"start": 33550.26, "end": 33551.26, "text": " Beside the ribs."}, {"start": 33555.76, "end": 33558.26, "text": " Alright, and then now, what's my HP? 60?"}, {"start": 33570.76, "end": 33572.26, "text": " I'm getting the anomaly."}, {"start": 33608.26, "end": 33613.62, "text": " I mean no not good enough that is really fucking good, but that's actually the best thing I could have hit"}, {"start": 33624.18, "end": 33626.18, "text": " I don't want to go fuckshot with Shoujin"}, {"start": 33628.82, "end": 33631.54, "text": " Is this good? I thought it would gain a 50%"}, {"start": 33633.14, "end": 33635.14, "text": " Is this?"}, {"start": 33635.420000000006, "end": 33637.420000000006, "text": " Whatever it's free fuck"}, {"start": 33638.26, "end": 33652.94, "text": " all right how close am I to leveling because I can level Jin drop drop Shen"}, {"start": 33652.94, "end": 33655.94, "text": " Jin? Morgana?"}, {"start": 33655.94, "end": 33657.94, "text": " This is our world first."}, {"start": 33667.94, "end": 33668.94, "text": " Oh man, not the Sack 2."}, {"start": 33668.94, "end": 33669.94, "text": " The Sack 2."}, {"start": 33672.94, "end": 33674.94, "text": " Great, Nulu too, fucking loser."}, {"start": 33682.94, "end": 33702.8, "text": " Also, we're buying to never take Kharudov woulda ever again."}, {"start": 33702.8, "end": 33709.8, "text": " Shit, it's trash."}, {"start": 33709.8, "end": 33720.86, "text": " Like if it's not good on a ginsu dvd beholder like how can a ginsu ginsu dvd do how how"}, {"start": 33720.86, "end": 33723.060000000005, "text": " is that my augment?"}, {"start": 33753.06, "end": 33768.18, "text": " This is not to do this is this is bravo by the way don't even think for a second"}, {"start": 33783.06, "end": 33811.06, "text": " I didn't even finish roll. I have more rolls. Should I just roll once to see if I was going"}, {"start": 33811.06, "end": 33815.579999999994, "text": " I mean I should be rolling another three times for sure minus one for info"}, {"start": 33816.34, "end": 33817.84, "text": " Yeah, fuck it"}, {"start": 33817.84, "end": 33819.84, "text": " No, no, I mean I have two more rolls"}, {"start": 33820.6, "end": 33822.6, "text": " Fuck it. Just to see if I would have it"}, {"start": 33822.6, "end": 33844.38, "text": " If I had anything but kahuna huna I win man please this kahuna huna ass"}, {"start": 33844.38, "end": 33846.38, "text": " Let's make them notes."}, {"start": 33855.38, "end": 33856.38, "text": " Gigi! Gigi!"}, {"start": 33934.38, "end": 33941.38, "text": " of"}, {"start": 33941.38, "end": 33969.92, "text": " I'm not looking for a way to get up here."}, {"start": 33969.92, "end": 33972.92, "text": " Or not Loki, I'm pretty sure this game is a bit spicy already."}, {"start": 33975.92, "end": 33978.92, "text": " I'm pretty sure this is a bit of a breeze. I think they know it's a breeze."}, {"start": 33978.92, "end": 33981.92, "text": " Well, I mean, all I need is frontline. I don't care though, so enough."}, {"start": 33982.92, "end": 33985.92, "text": " It's just another Zyra first. See?"}, {"start": 33986.92, "end": 33990.92, "text": " It's not Kahuna-Huna-Diff. If I had second wind, every single one of these fights."}, {"start": 33990.92, "end": 33997.92, "text": " fight"}, {"start": 34003.28, "end": 34005.52, "text": " I get a full item"}, {"start": 34005.52, "end": 34010.04, "text": " I mean that's for sure better than uh..."}, {"start": 34010.04, "end": 34012.92, "text": " I could also drop this for"}, {"start": 34012.92, "end": 34014.759999999995, "text": " uh... what's it called"}, {"start": 34014.759999999995, "end": 34019.04, "text": " but I'm pretty trashy to play"}, {"start": 34019.04, "end": 34021.04, "text": " I don't have Barbarian's anywhere"}, {"start": 34022.04, "end": 34024.04, "text": " Not the wrong Barbarian"}, {"start": 34034.200000000004, "end": 34036.200000000004, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 34036.200000000004, "end": 34038.200000000004, "text": " I've never even seen this!"}, {"start": 34038.200000000004, "end": 34040.200000000004, "text": " Comment the others that deals"}, {"start": 34044.8, "end": 34047.04, "text": " How many heads is this? I've never even seen this one!"}, {"start": 34049.04, "end": 34053.36, "text": " yeah whatever fuck it I wait what"}, {"start": 34064.28, "end": 34067.840000000004, "text": " how many heads is it"}, {"start": 34071.72, "end": 34077.46, "text": " oh I mean it's done them that's pretty good not really this shit is ass I could"}, {"start": 34077.46, "end": 34100.02, "text": " I mean this positioning is just horrendous the positioning is actually horrendous"}, {"start": 34100.020000000004, "end": 34128.08, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 34128.08, "end": 34153.08, "text": " I still don't even know why I went shockwave."}, {"start": 34183.08, "end": 34193.92, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 34193.92, "end": 34194.92, "text": " I took Shockwave."}, {"start": 34194.92, "end": 34199.68, "text": " Did they even stun this?"}, {"start": 34199.68, "end": 34206.68, "text": " stuns"}, {"start": 34213.48, "end": 34220.48, "text": " holy shit is great"}, {"start": 34229.68, "end": 34233.52, "text": " Next three attacks"}, {"start": 34237.52, "end": 34240.16, "text": " All right, what am I missing over barred like a like a"}, {"start": 34241.96, "end": 34245.28, "text": " How much am I barred you eat 43"}, {"start": 34259.68, "end": 34266.68, "text": " Oh, I stunned the Tomcatch. That's pretty good, right?"}, {"start": 34319.68, "end": 34348.16, "text": " I mean just look man, like if I wanted to climb, it's just too easy man."}, {"start": 34348.16, "end": 34358.16, "text": " It's actually just a little bit too easy."}, {"start": 34358.16, "end": 34366.96000000001, "text": " Kabuto Hudo seems really underrated and strong when used properly."}, {"start": 34366.96000000001, "end": 34372.16, "text": " You can easily see this OP on me getting hard nerfed down the line, probably."}, {"start": 34372.16, "end": 34377.16, "text": " You can see DVDV and it does 1k true damage. How is that even possible?"}, {"start": 34377.16, "end": 34382.16, "text": " Oh god... Oh god..."}, {"start": 34385.16, "end": 34388.16, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 34388.16, "end": 34395.16, "text": " Alright. I think that is enough TFD for me for today."}, {"start": 34395.16, "end": 34401.16, "text": " I'm gonna host Solace. I'm out of here. GG everybody. GG."}, {"start": 34402.16, "end": 34410.100000000006, "text": " 9 hours? I mean that's pretty good. No, the thing is people are already masters- no, okay."}, {"start": 34410.100000000006, "end": 34416.72, "text": " Tomorrow? I'll play until masters 4, sure. If I don't hit 200 LP by the end of tomorrow's"}, {"start": 34416.72, "end": 34428.72, "text": " stream- wait, 9. Honestly, I don't even know if I will because that's a pretty far."}, {"start": 34428.72, "end": 34430.72, "text": " Thanks. Never mind that."}]}