Hello, so bro yesterday I woke up
And then I called this plumber and they were supposed to come at like 10 a.m.
But they didn't come until 2 p.m. And then they had the audacity. Well, I mean I
Don't even know why I'm complaining because I honestly but either way they charge me 300 fucking dollars
To unclog my fucking toilet. I can't
I don't get it
How how is that even possible?
Should charge more how
If I knew it was like okay like the only reason I paid or I mean when I was gonna pay for this but the only reason
Wait what no I was gonna pay regardless but but I'm saying that
The only reason I paid or like the reason I was okay with paying is because the guy had
to drive like an hour and a half so I felt kind of bad but like bro that shit I fucking
can't.
I can't.
Also I won this game.
This game is fucking over.
I got this.
Don't cross.
Just look at my spot.
just look at my spot can everyone just look at my spot no I tried to do it
myself it didn't it doesn't work I tried man just look at my spot it's a it's
mountain and I'm just sitting here
this is so boring this is a guaranteed force
Wait, what, what'll be am I gonna do?
Holy shit, I'm still Amuro 2?
Fuck.
Your Ranked 45th, by the way, might wanna...
Wait, Amuro 2 is Ranked 45?
I thought I was like rank 300.
Bro, I barely played yesterday.
Wait, wait, rank 45 is pretty good.
Wait, what?
I mean, that's pretty good.
Wait, do I even win this round?
Probably, man, I have a victor.
I'm not a victor.
I've ridden him.
Oh, this needs all one more time
and I win for sure.
Gee.
Oh, wait.
Oh
All right, well this game is over
Doesn't the beat that I forgot to even be matched, but what did they change?
Bro, I've just been watching the NBA I'm not gonna like don't tell president. I was watching the Sun yesterday
Jax, Victor? Eh, whatever. Isn't it... wait what? Wait, okay, okay, don't tell the President.
If you don't tell the President, he's going to be fucking mad. He basically banned me
from gambling because oh just look just look everyone just look I mean rod rod
I mean chances are I'm gonna have I might as well just not slam because I'm
I'm pretty sure I win anyway.
What is it, State Weaver plus the thing?
That's kinda... I can't even...
Honestly, I can just need to look Holly too.
It's not even bad.
A Rod Rod.
Eh, yeah, fuck it.
And then maybe I don't have to send Rod Rod.
At least I was not that strong.
But I should probably be willing to report to him.
This Rod is like half more elo half.
Just look at my spot.
I don't care this.
Just look.
I can go telephone with double E gone.
What is this, Stargazer plus one as well?
What the fuck is this?
Eh?
Oh my god
I mean it's not so late
I'm gonna feed the place I don't know imagine let's do it a ribbon that good
What is this what I get
Piled a champion or into
Allow me to when to
I mean I have a calling too, otherwise I probably wouldn't play the war.
Man, it's too expensive, I'll get another dmg30.
Ah man, I mean it's not even good, I don't even think I want to eat on the air.
I think I'd prefer combat or items, but I mean I'm not taking fucking feed to dumbass
What does 5 Stargazers do?
I get 12 armor, 12 MR.
I'm pretty sure I don't have to roll a single time can't this forward okay no
probably not I should probably roll a little bit I have I mean Talon ribbon
I'm cool with random TF is fine but I mean you should roll for sure it's
still efficient and if I just roll on on four if I just roll on four one I'm
pretty sure it's a game he talks to
so maybe I can just play for win here
Alright, holy shit, I thought it was without reforging the rod.
Wait.
Okay, holy sh- bro, that was a rod, I should have reforged the rod like 7 years ago.
That's pretty good.
Rod, rod.
I get a glove, and I get a bow.
Bro, that's too good.
I get Nunu, I can use every 4 costs in the game.
Unclog what do you mean the saikudo of tt bro fuck you all right
not ending until rank one I'm actually not ending to rank one what
I mean, I could just drop drop I mean I lose precision but who the fuck cares
also I'm kind of out of for the run now because I was hoping to finish I can
What else was go TG?
TG. Six star Gazer.
And then I have a broad to play around, it's like half Convert, half...
I'm not gonna lose this, right?
Alright, nice. I remember something legal.
If I wouldn't have said something legal, I'm sure.
Okay, another side of the road.
Uh, good place to start, guys. They're not being as well.
I mean, TG?
Oh, should be TG. I'm pretty sure this is unloosable.
It gives 12% of task speed, the next one is DR.
How much am I rolling?
Alright, I'm down to roll until like 1 upgrade and then I'm going straight to 9.
I don't actually have to roll that much of this Gwent 2, it's kinda good, because I think
the Stargazer with the Gwent 2.
And then I probably spike on the third Stargazer plus 1, so...
I'm pretty sure if I roll like five times I'm like on average going to win like an extra like two rounds of stage.
And then if I hit Riven 2, it's just GG, but that's a good 4-robe.
Rod Belt, Tiered Glove, Glove.
I could also just level for this and call it, and then just knock here.
And just go straight to 9.
Yeah, I'm going straight to 9, whatever.
broad belt tier glove
Here cloak player on glove.
Is there a single hate watcher left?
How can you even throw this spot?
Here, right here, me, throw it!
I- wow, okay.
I mean...
Yeah, I'm not- I'm not- I'm not sure this is throwable.
I mean, I don't want any of these.
These are legit terrible.
I don't need more money.
I can go fast 10, I guess, but it doesn't even help me.
I just need any combat.
Oh, I guess TG.
I mean, TG is terrible.
I mean, I guess I get...
is terrible. I mean I guess I get it. Oh, that's actually not even that. Okay.
Samura 3? What? I can't. I can't.
No, no, I didn't know that it's better than that because it gives you a completed item angle.
But, uh, I mean this is a bad beat. Wait, this guy...
What the fuck? Wait, he cashed out Anima and he has Samura 3 2 tanky on 4-2.
AHHHHH!
Like...
Uh, I'm actually probably gonna do the level next turn and use my rolls and then try to
spike my board so I can catch up this egg, because I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna win
the game if I can catch up this egg, but honestly, who the fuck do I beat?
I don't beat this...
Oh God, well he has egg as well!
Well who the- I- I- Loki I can beat this guy, this guy's board looks so fucking bad.
Did I fight him?
Oh wait, I should have, he has Earth with- He just found the Ziya, man!
No!
No!
No!
He can clone me at- GG, GG, oh GG.
I think uh this is actually about four will be is the people in my pool are so fucking
strong.
Oh my.
Oh my...
Uh, 5 costs and 4 costs that shares the trade with the cloak?
Ahem.
Ahem.
I mean, 5 costs is pretty good and I already have the rest of the favor.
Alright, I'm probably just going to level up and use my free rolls, even get a grease.
So what do I do?
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
Hey
Hey
All right, that's dude, that's pretty good you're a paired
Well, I skip Zaya. Oh fuck. I'm actually probably play towards I agenda when I when I hit
I didn't kill a single unit. I thought I even need a whole diet. I didn't kill-
Hmm, do I even- I'm not gonna go through yours, okay.
Morgana Paired. Oh, so where's the Ziat? One free roll.
We're gone up here.
Ribbon paired.
I need to cash out this agorob school demand.
Can I even be in this?
Surely you can beat Tomcatch, man, please!
How! How! You motherfucker! You motherfucker! How! I didn't win a single round!
Oh my god, I can't.
Do I even bother going for graves?
I mean it's it's better it's better than ribbon for sure but the thing is I have the stall
like six turns for this shit. Is that good?
Hello? I don't have a single two star. I'm probably not even playing Ziya this
game. I guess I can play Ziya 2 over this.
I want a round.
Okay well I just need to catch up with this egg and GG.
Bro this is too expensive.
Fuck out of here, it's not even worth it.
I mean, I just need to hit what's it called you
I mean, I'm trying to cap around Jim to those
You're a dude anyone
But it's just Jin
Jin Shen over these and that's my board, but it has me to start. I'm not dropping the dude to I came I
Don't get it
Oh great. I mean how can this guy lose a round? He can't. I mean he hasn't lost since man. Look at his board.
I wouldn't even be surprised if I don't cash out my egg by the way.
I...it actually has to be a bad beat. Every single one of these rounds are just like a one unit dip.
Ah
Are not what you did what each we did oh my and now on me and now on me
He's got a cash out and then guess who's gonna fight him next turn me another blitz crank
The dude to
I really have to hold Ziya cuz I could go Jin Ziya instead of ribbon plus like my items are on a fucking ribbon
Is that supposed to be good?
My items are on a ribbon
Oh great, I'm not fighting this guy. No, no, no, I guess who I'm gonna fight
Just guess, next turn. Oh my
What?
Okay, I mean, okay, I'm pretty sure I'm guaranteed to catch out at least.
That's pretty good.
Alright.
I can't go front line and I can also go Morgana how much damage we're gonna do in 7.3
There's no more damage then.
I'm done.
I'm done.
There's no more damage.
Do I have AP Shred?
I can go Spark or I can go Void.
I feel like Void doesn't hit enough.
Bro, have I held Desire?
Is my board way stronger?
If I had, uh...
Oh yeah, I didn't fight him.
Is my board way stronger if I had?
I'm sure that lose besides it's double E
What's gonna happen is I'm gonna fight this guy then I'm gonna catch out egg then I'm gonna fight this guy then I'm dead
as a GD
I can't
I can't
I mean my carry and my carry is a fucking it's a ribbon man they didn't hold the
I think every side is like gone though, is this guy's 3D die and this guy's 3D die?
So I don't think I'm ever gonna die.
So I'm like just 3D.
Okay, if I save this fight the game don't work. I mean I just bought a clone.
But honestly, I don't think this is a clone game. This guy's port is fucking case.
Alright, GDs.
US.
ah
What does this guy say?
I don't even know what I'm rolling for.
How many trades is this?
Not enough.
I'm rolling for the Xayah I guess.
What is this?
I can't even use it anymore, G.D.
Okay.
I mean, this game's over for sure, man.
How can I lose?
Just look.
Just look.
get my items. I mean it's not even good I don't have Zaya too and I also have. Oh I'm
having open slot I'm pretty sure. Oh I don't have Bastion in. Where's Shen? I mean there's
No, I don't hit Shen. It's not even possible.
I'm pretty sure it should not be there.
I'm pretty sure it should be giving a task with the backline for sure.
Oh, it should be the sword here and then I move Riven there.
But also this guy hasn't lost a single round after he did.
You know this comp is legit broken.
Even I go first with this shit.
The baseline of this comp is like a 3.7.
How is that allowed by the way?
I can't.
You are ass.
Ah, it's just another first.
Uh, I'm actually probably giving a task to you.
I don't really want to frontline this level.
Reforged? I mean, for what though? Like my items are already done. I mean, I'm not swapping
this, I'm not swapping this, I'm not swapping this, I'm not swapping this. I mean, the
HP items and HP items, that's pretty good.
How come your only rank 45 rank 45 is good?
That's challenger.
Just look at my board.
Broken the edges that fast.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
How come this guy's not FF?
How does this fight even close by the way?
Like just look at the- oh fuck the sun's in my eyes I can't see anything man.
If I just go Samira, Samira, Ord, Zaya, Nunu, and then you just put 3 items on Samira,
like the baseline of the comp is a 3.5.
Isn't that like, the fuck?
I didn't even put the 3 star.
This fucking two tanky sub-ursion is legit broken.
Oh god.
Oh god.
No, I don't want to put another orb, because sometimes you actually can just play like double Nunu if you're high-rolling enough.
But...
But you're actually filtering out some stuff, but I mean the stats get better, but I don't
even think you happily double-ordn.
Because sometimes you can't hit one three, and then you just find four new users, I'm
sure.
You just beat it!
How is it broken?
Look at my board.
Just look.
3 item works, 3 item backs, TG, 3 item aggro...
Lage bait?
Wait, do you guys want to see a picture of my toilet before it got unclogged?
It is fucking disgusting.
No.
Yes.
No.
It is straight up disgusting.
You will get banned.
Wait, is that... is that TLS?
Twitch can't allow that. Oh, I'm not trying to get banned.
It is, but it was... it's just...
I'll picture it for you, ready?
It's like a toilet?
And then... this is like the... wait, can you even see my hands?
Like, this is the top.
The water is like filled here, and it's like, it's just full on dark brown, with like, you
can see like, like, clumps of shit, and then on the toilet seat, and then the plunger is
just sitting there floating on the top, because I don't want to put that on the toilet ground.
And then there's like chunks of like brown spots on the toilet seat from like the splash of when I was trying to plunge the toilet.
I like, no, honestly if I show it, I think I'm actually gonna get the end. I can't, I actually can't.
I can't.
The fact?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
No, but that shit was fucking disgusting, holy.
Anyways, wait, what?
Anyways, let's finish this quickly.
Alright, no, just focus, uh, yo, keep it...
Alright, focus onto your team, man.
Why did you even take a picture of it?
Oh, I mean, I had to send it the first of it.
Okay, I can go latent forge into the mech GigaTuber?
Or I can go risky moves?
Oh shit.
Patience is a virtue.
Eh, let's just go for the GigaTuber.
I'm 3LB, who cares?
Eh?
Where does the edge reel?
Oh my god.
Choo choo.
Choo choo.
It's no as real.
Wait, do I get to choose my artifact?
Oh, I do.
No, but it's a...
I understand that Meta nerfed.
Meta nerfed, but the thing is, I think in this galaxy, Meta is just straight over.
If you can roll cryogenic or whatever the fuck it's called, it doesn't even matter.
And then also if you roll one of the good artifacts, it also doesn't matter.
Like Silvermere, Dawn, Soraka's Miracle, the stopwatch thing for Ace, it is just so many good artifacts.
You can't even, you can't even, you can't even miss.
Okay, well what the fuck is the Ezreal?
Mech got nerfed dude!
Oh, you're the one guy you hella buddy!
Fucking dumbass.
Ahhhh.
Wait, I think this has expedition to the mech though.
Wait, what?
I'm just two way contesting.
Wait, are divine artifacts not orn?
I swear when I get Forged in Strength, I get the divine artifacts.
Or no.
Or wait, I'm pretty sure you can get it.
I think.
But, uh...
Alright?
Where?
Hmm?
I mean, am I just committed then?
There's no Ezreal
What am I absolutely with there's no Ezreal
When all the time see if you have a six percent chance again one three
Oh, okay, I'm gonna sign for that.
All right, cryogenic.
Or something good.
I mean it's not even good this guy's getting it and he has a reading gargoyle but Loki
I can actually be reading gargoyle mech.
Because the Aesol can just scan and just kill his Aesol.
I don't even know how to use it.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
You're like the
the
the Pod Zemstance.
Pod Pod Zemstance.
How do you even pronounce his name?
How do you even pronounce his name?
I always say Pods.
But either way
that guy's actually a demon.
Loki.
I thought I thought he was assed
Because I watched last season playoffs, but I was watching I was watching the Suns against the Warriors yesterday
He's not even bad anymore
Like is any actually good now?
But he's not even that bad
Fuck no
Like, he's not even bad!
I think I would take pods over fuckin' dumb-ass Bankero.
Except that guy dropped the fat nuke.
But like, but I mean, no question mark?
No good word?
No good word?
No good word?
All right.
All right.
I didn't fight him, it's a bad beat.
Gee.
Alright, well, well I'm committed mech, yes.
Like I'm not playing anything else.
He's right.
I didn't take cryogenic with latent forge to not play mech.
But I am broke. Also I'm getting contested by expedition.
So uh yeah, it is what it is. I mean mech was like I'm not even kidding. Mech was not
even good I'm surprised they just I mean no it was good but the reason it was
good
uh it's just like it was broken it was really good in kale it was really good in
this rule like if you tried to play back outside of those or like outside of
porn artifacts it was just fucking ass if you don't you don't be anyone but
But like, so now it's like legit on playable, on like, on those, but I'm pretty sure it's still really good in, uh...
Also, like, if you don't have an anima cash out, like, it's a lot worse as well.
But I don't want to ask the only win. He's eating a 4 cost.
Like, he's already at...
What?
How?
If even we're trying to kill a unit, if I absolutely win, my game is over.
And I'm just gonna assume this guy is good.
I basically killed two because I could have fought level six.
But yeah, if this guy decides to open, my game is completely over.
Because I'm contested on mech and if you don't hit Galio two, it's over.
But if you hit Galio two, you just speed on a person, doesn't matter how many lines
you have.
Yeah, restart mission, pause it, restart your game.
I mean, it's actually pretty good.
That's just a bad beat.
He got Econ, QG, and now I'm screwed.
I don't get it.
He's not- he hit Restart Mission.
Oh my god.
Oh
Yay
What the fuck is this
this could have been me like when you full open into restart mission also like
value to super important because alright what's my LP I imagine I didn't
know I'm 3 LP so if I go 8 here it's basically too first
I'm not even rich I don't have a I don't have a timebreaker in
Wait, I think this guy is a mech as well!
Oh my god!
No!
I don't understand. I think I want. Please, please, please.
Okay, Galeo please listen, I need it, I need it on me!
Let me guess, they got Galeo.
You'll pick your own, you motherfucker.
He got a Galeo!
I mean I'm probably just gonna report your shit yeah but I probably want to
Forge a chain as well.
Okay, I got one gold. That's pretty good.
I am so poor. I think I have the four to it. And I'm three-way contested.
I mean, what can you do here?
It's not a Galio from the thing, is that my fault?
He got a Galio and I didn't.
Also he's about to pull a million gold, he's about to just load in Galio.
No GG, no no GG, GG.
Okay, but the thing is if I do hit, don't I just win the game?
Like if I get lucky here, don't I actually just win the game?
I have this with Cryogenic, and then I can reforge this post.
I'm actually about to win out if I if I here it's over it's actually over except I
I
I can get to golden
Mordekaiser karma this this DK
I
Chain cloak glove
What I get the cap of juice oh
Oh, this actually seems pretty good on A-Soul.
Cause if my A-Soul dies, I mean it's actually pretty good, it's 25 AS as well.
And I have a Tier Glove, Tier Chain Glove, the cap of juice.
And then I have Tier Chain Rod Glove.
I mean, what can you do, I mean it is what it is.
I mean, this guy only has one A-Soul and he has zero fucking, what's it called?
He has two A-Souls?
He has-
He has six Galeos!
Alright, who's my tank?
Uh, I guess I can tank, like, Nunu, too.
I just have to get a different tank.
It's fine.
What?
The fuck are these?
Can I FF?
I'm looking I'm looking this is my board I don't have a single
I don't have a single Asel either.
I don't have a single Asel.
Nunu is my mech.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Two free rolls.
That's pretty good, man.
This isn't even a nice HP to cash out the f-
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
More?
More?
like how is this my fault how is this my he just has six galleos
oh my god I didn't see a single acele either I don't care
Wait, was that 5 LP or was that 3? Oh, that was 5. Oh, see? I mean, minus 5. I mean,
no, that's the problem with taking this fucking latent forage is that you literally cannot
get contested. Or like, bro, no, this patience is a virtue shit is so fucking broken.
Like the amount of rolls that you get, how can you even contest that shit, you can't.
Like the entire mech line is you just click econ and you just, if you hit Galio 2, Aethel
2, you just run everyone over to this galaxy.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Hood of Nami Riven, bro.
Let's...
Let's just full open to play Nami Riven.
I think you win two rounds on stage four and you're dead.
How?
How?
Oh god.
I mean, whatever, it doesn't really matter, who cares.
How is Emily still in Emerald?
That?
Isn't that kind of sad?
No, she was she streamed a full 20 hours yesterday, and she's still in Emerald how if I stream another 30 minutes
I think I'll be I'll be dying
Let's say thank you the subs I'm uh, all right, I'm down to stream today all the way until
What are the NBA games tomorrow, not today?
76ers Celtics, Sun-Stlender, I don't want to watch anything, it's Magic Pistons, Troubler
Troublers and Spurs?
I mean, my take is that the only upset on this round that could happen is the Troublers and
the Loki can beat the Spurs, and the Raptors and the Loki can beat the Cavs.
Like, Loki.
XD?
Question mark?
No, actually no. No joke.
Wait, the trailblazers aren't that. They're actually not- oh shit, I-
I mean it gives us a lot of points, I'm not gonna spare it, not my overspray gun.
It's an umbrella.
What does this item do?
If this item were better than what I was just wondering.
Is it useless?
Ooh.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
It's useless.
It's useless.
when I was just wondering...
Is it useless?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...
Help.
Help here.
Calculated loss.
Treasure Hunt.
I'm in both of your Pandora's items.
It's not even bad here.
It's two-animalpana.
Both of your belt belt.
Both of your belt belt.
Both of your belt belt.
Go to your Velcro, where armor deals damage 10 times gain EV.
Okay am I just playing with long?
I'm pretty sure, I mean this game is, I'm pretty sure this is my demotion game by the way.
And I genuinely don't think it's possible for this to be the moment.
Hoss or Nix? I mean let me go check the odds.
I mean I'm not betting on any of these games. I'm officially retired. But let me if I were to
I'm officially retired
How was a how was jmg against eG going?
Wait.
Oh, he lost.
No!
No, GG!
He won me five but didn't...
No, this has to be a bad beat, man.
Alright, I'm just gonna close this game here, let's see, QG, QG, I don't know, Bonfire.
Bro, just look at my spot, man, just look.
I mean, you've got nothing wrong with rooting for your team, man.
Alright, let me see what's going on real quick.
My favorite team.
Oh my god, I don't get it. This game is fucking over. I don't get it.
Oh the Arbiter, I'm pretty sure this is the best one.
It's uh, when Arbiter's deal damage 10 times they gain 8 AP.
The reason I think it's the best one is because uh...
I mean, I don't know because they all feel like pretty similar,
But I swear this is the best one like when I have this one that's always actually does like 5k damage
So I wouldn't be surprised if it's the best one
They were team equals team I bet on you know, I've been I've been watching baseball
And uh, bro baseball is actually a good sport. I was a baseball hater
But baseball is actually a good sport
3-fold is the number one most boring dog shit.
Alright.
Alright.
I can just feed Mordekaiser and then move items to, uh, maybe I just go Mordekaiser.
I mean sometimes you just hit it.
I'm probably going to be selling for 20.
The only people that watch baseball are the ones betting on it.
That's not even true.
I'm retired.
I should have put it, I should have put it over here.
Oh, shit.
Oh, well, Gigi's, and now I'm just moving.
Name three baseball players.
Rojas?
That fucker at the bottom or top of the ninth or top bottom of the eighth or but no it
was top of the ninth last last uh fuck that guy man uh uh George Springer
Boba chef see
Reading generally what uh
Wait who else is there I don't even know uh, I mean you can't you can't just go ohtani. Oh the Yamamoto
uh
the that one shitter savage subodge or what are the fuck his name is that guy's
Look at my over just take a look
How can you even come open this box
Yo box to thank you for the rain
Did you uh, did you did you play?
TFT before the the the the 44 event or the coaching event
I'm surprised that you
I'm like surprised that people pick up TFD because this game Loki is ass
Super cat like how how do you just randomly start enjoying TFD because this game is fucking garbage
I feel like this game is like
You have to start early and then you just you're just a dick and you just have to be playing
It's like not like a
I'm gonna make this because it's a
I need a bow or a rod, I need a ginsu, or I'm screwed, I'll go.
Neonim2, Gwen, Liss, do I want a level gear?
16th level I can.
Oh yeah, what the- I have Zoe too, what the fuck?
Alright, well, this game's over.
Don't fuck with me, he's afraid of your power, yeah, I don't know about that.
But honestly, I'm glad you're enjoying TFT.
I feel like this game is like...
If you liked TFT now, you would have fucking loved TFT.
Set 6.
Season 6.
Set 6.
Set 6?
Yeah.
But on that set,
Bro, Yone was so fucking cool.
Holy shit.
Mmm...
Wait, Loki? I could go Darkstar plus one and play Vertical Darkstar. I actually think Vertical
Darkstar is insanely good, but then I might throw it around. If I lose the round because
I'm sitting here waiting for the spat, it's really bad. I'm down. I'm pretty sure it's
And if I lose, it's what you like to call it back to me.
No BS or GG.
Do I do this at any way?
I mean, I'm not gonna just roll, like, wait until I get this BSR.
I mean, it's actually so greedy, like, if I just go Gensu here, the game is over, by the way.
Like, I just take Portable Forge, and then I just, I just jam the Gensu.
Oh, the game is, is for sure over.
But I'm, I'm kinda down to just play Darsaur, it's way more fun.
Also, I think Darsaur's actually good.
Okay, maybe not, though.
Eh, whatever.
No BSRG.
I can make Arbiter plus one.
Roll.
32 to level.
So I'm gonna demote if I lose this round.
I'm gonna demote, if I lose this round.
Or lose this game.
Bro!
No, no, I don't give a fuck, man!
I've got to play Darkstar, I'm not trying to play no fucking LeBlanc, man.
But I'm just saying, I could have taken an item from my Mordekaiser 2 or an item from my Zoe 2
and can everyone agree that this game was guaranteed?
I mean, it's probably still guaranteed, but I'm not even like, like, playing seriously.
Okay, I'm sorry, after this game, I'm done trolling. Like, what the fuck am I even doing?
I'm like, I'm straight up trying to lose!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I
Rather have the RE
Where's the BS word no BS or TV
3 Arbiter is 12.
What is this?
Darsaur?
Tomb Darsaur?
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't say it anyway, no but it's because they just bought karma
and I'm pretty sure the karmas are actually dead and you just dual carry karma ribbon
kaisa or karma ribbon gene does that actually sound cooking karma ribbon gene
and I'm pretty sure this board doesn't have to roll a single time it's like to
I just need to be a sort of low ribbon
But I also give a kaisa
It's four doors over sure
And I have belt belt
I'm not- I just took out Ford Armsar!
I'm kinda gotta go somewhere, I don't think I'm making me loulders.
karma. Jane? Yeah, I could, I could just go Merlo. I could just Merlo Jin and call it
Here, broad blow, I mean JD is pretty good and I just cycle that until tier.
Just look at my spot, just look.
I don't have to roll it a single time.
All right, dark star, let me see.
Okay, I have one open slot for who oh
Darkstar with a with backline. Oh, I'm down
I've done this with a Blitzcrank.
No, I don't need more damage, it's not in pro board of the day.
I mean, yeah, I mean, okay, honestly, it doesn't even matter like this spot was a guarantee
first of regardless.
Like it actually, it actually just does not matter.
Who am I missing over over to get.
Oh karma 700
Someone needs to kill him
What the fuck is this a one-shot?
I just sat at the stage and I'm just going to level up to 9 on 5-1 and just send it.
8-3 re-rolls, uh, wait, is this a- I mean, it probably is, I don't know if it's a, so I'm not in any way.
Mortifizer, Diana, Zoey...
Is this a...
Does this work on Jin?
Like, Jin should just stun the entire board, right?
Probably.
I hope so.
Alright, it's going to be Moralojin with Shoujin, Shoujin Void JG on Karma 2, and then I'm just
going to sack, fuck, PC, allow me.
Oh great, Leblanc 2.
Yay.
Leblanc 2.
I got nothing.
Is there something, is there something that I have more to say?
Oh it does, nice.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose every fight anyway, I might as well just play here on
board. Okay. That's two rolls. Can I play it over anything?
Not really. Looks quick.
So fucking lucky fighting me right before I send it, actually so lucky.
I guess I also don't have to play Lurvan.
I completely like...
I completely like Dark Star Bard.
If I get Bard too, I guess.
But I think I would rather have one more F1 unit.
So I think I will play Lurvan.
I'll give you the easy way out.
I don't think it's going to get better than this, honestly.
Oh, does this roll on controls?
I hope not.
I
Should do part of more gonna paired
And I
I don't have okay thank you I was about to start bitch except this is not even
good I don't have a single two-star I also have a Sona I can't I'm zero gold
Holy shit.
Wait, this Karma damage is actually insane though.
Holy fuck.
I'm gonna heal my last roll.
If I hit Morgana too, then...
Oh, fuck me, C2 win.
where is the sauna I don't I mean what we're gonna one the one because then I
just like door some we're gonna like it doesn't matter I just need one so now
and the one copy of these two I don't know fuck about the stupid ass jinn is
doing but
Okay, the 6 stars star is uh, and the strongest star star unit goes to uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
yeah.
Ah, yay!
Wahoo!
Fuck you!
I don't get it.
He cashed out a 600, man.
Just look!
Oh, man.
I don't get it.
I mean he already won the game, I'm just trying to get GIN2 Sonar.
I honestly fucked a ribbon
Is it two hex?
Yeah, I might as well just backline ace
Alright, how's it looking?
25
I'm worth actually good
What no
I
Don't get
It was Riven like I should just kept moving I
Need more from my not not one of the fuck I have right now
Also, it just wrapped on the right because it's stupid as bloodstream just keeps greeping
me, man.
I need to make sure I accidentally don't creep that one, don't creep the dark star.
actual trash I can't all right what is this 20% whole shield you should be do
this wait I can't rotate into this again wait how wait I don't get it wait how
Okay, I mean I didn't fight him that's pretty good
How is my karma almost dead?
There's some hit master and you still emerald I can't
Bro, it doesn't matter. Slow and steady wins the race, man. Just wait.
How is this guy 39HP? Who is he beating? This guy's board is trash.
Oh, it's not about his medallion.
Uhhhh...
I think I want to roll a 4.
Meeksy 2 and Blitz 2.
I guess I can go Rimen 2, but I have Rimen 2 left, or not Rimen 2.
It's time to conquer the galaxy.
But I wanted to dance.
I could go Gumblade.
Make sure he's, uh, I haven't swapped it.
Maybe it's not worth it, and I should just come play Jin.
Now the void is dead, but the convoy isn't dead on the end.
I probably should do that.
And then the moment you fight today, you're getting 50 gold.
Oh, great.
You just need to fuck you up.
Ah, that's not bad.
This is hard, though.
I could dark start this as well.
Dark start, let's crank.
I can't beat this guy regardless.
Oh, I'm fighting this guy again.
It's a disrespectful that he's still in the game.
win dish soap to clogging toilet dish soap zero keep me so do one I came 38 for a
first oh wait I'm in second there might also sit what's going on
600 charge cash out great, man
All right, good, good.
Dark Star plus one Dark Star Dark Star
Punky. Wait, is it? Like, is it the first one actually broken? Or like, it's not broken, but it has to be good.
You get so much value from just playing 6. And that also carbons not even bad, I think.
It's fake news.
Oh no, it's just a six-star star.
And then you just play Alawi, Liss, Meepsy, Riven.
Yeah.
And then you can drop a lousy for Blitzcrank and play Sona if you want.
I'm really about to destroy your career, Lil bro.
Oh, she is legit trash at TFD.
I don't know what to tell you, man.
Uh...
Bell...
Oh, I didn't hold the Nasus. GG.
just look at my opener it's already gonna guarantee top four they said I didn't hold
the the nases which is actually pretty bad I guess it doesn't matter one two three four
five six seven
should be holding something better than Earth. Backline blueprint.
Bodyguard training is still good. It got nerfed, but I guess it can be bad if I'm playing towards...
Let me see. Because if I have let's say a level 8, it's 16, 10, 26 armor and I'm on whole board.
And the backline blueprint is kinda fun.
And whatever, fuck it.
Speedy, wait, I mean I feel like this is actually the open for speedy double kill.
I mean, he's right.
I mean just look at my opener I already I have the best arbiter in the game for the
long it's just a guarantee top four again
it's this I'm still here did he just leave is this is this spot bought horrible
be honest
Yeah, how?
The only way it's bought horrible is if the entire lobby just randomly wants to play the
Blanc and I see zero.
Or if they have like seven spreading roots.
I mean this looks pretty orfarming, that's an eighth, it's slamming his ass, no sign
of it, it's actually pretty strong, you have to close it I'm sure.
Orfarming into Shen or whatever.
What is this, price fighter with last waspoth and then gintsu arc angel.
I mean I'm pretty sure this is not Bob Orwell.
Bro you always say this and it's always close.
I mean it's only close because the spot is so good I start trying to throw man.
So what happens when I don't try to throw?
Oh it's a top 4.
put money at 60-40 odds on whether on whether this is the top or not I know
which side you would slam settle down buddy
rod hopefully people fix rock up I don't see why they would wait one two three
Sunfire against you rod and my board's actually like pretty okay
All right, I can't
I think I'm putting myself to sleep
I lost bro
Oh, great.
I would have won if I had a, if I, if I had, uh, the one or two lots for a man.
level 5 level 5 40 you haven't that's what I am
Orpharming Shen, Gensu Arc, I mean this is playing what's it called for sure.
I don't even think I beat this guy.
Ah, great.
Hello?
This is my Contestor and D5 Street.
It said I'm 40 gold somehow, but how the fuck am I 40 gold?
But how is he only 20 gold?
What?
You just think, like, how can you be 20 gold behind?
I guess his board is more similar to mine.
Alright.
Oh, oh, oh, he took Thresh.
Huh?
Pro, that's actually so good for...
Oh my god.
I mean, I'm pretty sure it's not Bob Horrible.
Oh, it's Bob Horrible, but it's like not likely.
Yeah.
Chain, Rod.
I guess my Tier 2 is complete trash.
Samira
I mean I could just slam Gumbelade not really I probably should
It's uh the stacking at the Arbiter it's gonna work jack fast beyond
It's, it can't hit that board, like you can throw, because Arboretus too good, when
The armor deals damage 10 times, they gain 8 AP.
Invested? Like invested and I just...
Band of fees and this comp, who am I band of fees with?
Sword overflow, no.
Why spending?
I mean, I don't really like invested.
Well, I don't really like why spending either.
Hello!
I don't like tiniest, I mean I guess I can go tiniest Titan and...
Zoe.
Is Seeker's good on the Blanc?
I mean I'm not taking these, I can tell you that.
Game 20 AP.
I'm pretty sure I can move Seekers to like Morgana and then just go get some Gumbly Vex.
I mean, this is a guaranteed nine.
Well, I should have just taken Panias, I think.
Is there even good artifacts for what's his name?
Holy!
Gigi! Gigi!
Gigi!
What is this, Space Grove?
What is this?
Oh the arbiter is uh every every 10 instances of damage can gain anything.
So it is a game today.
Yeah.
But I feel like it can't be good to go Gumbly with this.
But I mean I don't really want to be a sword.
And I don't think I'm ever going for Bowel on this thing anyway.
I can actually take the Thresh, and then I'm just playing off of the chain.
And I don't really want Econ because I have this fucking Kintzu augment.
I can just go down whatever I want as long as I'm not dead.
I'm lost for three.
Uh, let me switch now.
Trash forever.
Tier chain.
And?
What is even good?
I'm a dream dummy that's not even bad
This is space girl
There's nothing better I can play
I don't think it's worth reading into the detectors, I didn't kill a single unit, I can't, I'm like
giga scaling though it's uh I can I can just go Soraka boon with sweet treats on
on four vanguard frontline so my frontline is gonna be always good
Let me see, this guy's still streaking.
And he's playing towards Leblanc and he has soul awakening.
And I have a fucking Seekers armguard.
I can't.
Hello?
Hello?
Alright, at least I cut it straight so it's a little bit poorer.
But he's going to be willing a lot of gold.
I'm not even rolling that much. I guess I'm not rolling that little.
I think I can hold that. I don't have to play 4-Ranger frontline.
It's a pretty sure you all know that 4-Ranger frontline with C traits.
So honestly, I'm just only roll for that shit.
Gensu, R, or Gensu complete, sneakers.
I can't finish my third tank item, it's going to be on.
Check Emily's board where?
Nunu 2 Leblanc 2!
Oh!
I mean, it's fine because I can play like Galio through frontline, it's actually fine.
In lowkey, Zoe 2 is actually tanky as fuck, or not tanky, like Zoe 2 actually does infinite damage.
But, uh, I mean, surely I can find one copy.
Huh?
Killed with steel, and I just find the Vex.
No.
I do need a meaty though.
Okay, I guess I can just play, uh, this first, what's it called.
Lulu.
Jinx.
Okay.
I mean, how's it looking?
any tank item war logs a vowel I'm not even playing shepherd how do I play
shepherd on my board
I need a lousy plus
Not mean Liz.
Is the Blunk one better than Zoe do?
I don't even have a karma, so I don't even want to swap.
Oh great, four Leblancs.
Well played, man.
Blitz 2 as well.
This I found the Vex.
OK, so where's my Vex?
Karma?
I don't get it.
I mean I can't go thrushes where I'm in love belt
I
Think it's a bought for as I know it's a bought for my board suck
Well, I'm about to just sell it they said I don't even have a karma
Like how do I not have a single karma?
Alright whatever.
Okay, karma 2, that's pretty good.
belt love but if you should I just go guard I need to make some problem and I'm
screwed in
Just look. Oh, god.
I don't have a single team star.
Do you want it?
I don't even have a lousy, too.
I mean, it probably is Tanger's, but I don't have a morphine now, or whatever.
Oh, god.
I think I'm going A.
Rast 3.
It's actually nasty
Tear cloak belching
Bone belt
Glove cloak cloak whatever
Oh my god
I don't even have a new pair how many removers do I have
Whatever like look at it. Look at the Zoe damage the zero item Zoe did 4.5. Isn't that actually crazy?
How many moves I have
not enough. Alright, I just need two people to randomly die and then I can actually hit
everything and I'm probably still going 6 at best. Oh great, Nunu 2. This has double
9 with the Leblanc 2 as well. My main tank Mordekaiser. Main tank Mordekaiser. Not
Not only is this a bot 4, I think this is an 8, because I don't beat this guy.
Actually, I got one stack already.
I'm getting two stacks already.
Holy shit, I beat someone!
That's 40 gold!
Alright!
Surely I can find the lawi too, right?
I don't know if I'm going to reverse it, I don't think he did.
Oh great, the effects too, I hope not.
Nope.
There's Arbiter.
I'm just sure, surely, she didn't carry the wrong friend.
I mean, isn't this fight actually pretty close, considering he's level 9 with 2-star LeBlanc, 2-star Galio,
Galio, and I don't even have a lousy too. It's actually pretty close. Alright, one guy's dead. I just need
This guy to just get one shot
He's one HP.
Oh my god, I'm here.
I don't have a single two-star.
Oh my god.
What?
I'm back!
Wahoo!
I
Cash out I cash out 40 gold to make my board of the equivalent of a fortune board
I can't...
Wait, I don't understand.
I don't understand what you would click anything but econ.
Some of these econ augments are so broken and then you just roll down and you just hit
everything.
How can you compete?
Like, I'm not saying the reason I'm hard stuck emerald is because of augment imbalance, but
I'm saying, well first of all I'm not even hard stuck emerald, and second of all, like
You can't even deny that the augment in balance is like legit egregious, or no.
Like some of these econ augments are just so fucking OP.
And it doesn't help that there's no real tanks outside of like Nunu and Rammus.
Like if you don't hit your fault.
Like, you just click econ, you roll down, and you have enough econ to 4-1 it?
Like also, this timebreaker, how is timebreaker even allowed?
If you lose the round and you just, ah, rage bait, rage bait.
Does he understand that econ is always good in the beginning of any set because boards aren't optimized yet?
I'm pretty sure it's actually the opposite.
Because Econ into Winout doesn't do anything when boards are optimized.
Yes, it is the opposite.
On new patches, it's better to just play stronger board because people with money aren't even using their money efficiently.
Like, if you notice on a new patch, if you just sit there and play strongest and save HP,
your ADP is like it's guaranteed top six but like as the patch goes on and on
having a strong opener gets it gets worse and worse
Loot's drinking with timebreaker. Isn't it just too OP?
You just have perfect items. It doesn't matter how low you are
And you just 4-1 all in how can you lose a round? I just I just don't understand how can you lose a round?
Like I had like an insane opener, but like it doesn't even matter. I might as well just sell my entire board and just play timebreaker
Oh good
Shepard, but I haven't I haven't opened her again, but like I don't even know if I want to play it. I
Have three shepherd to vanguard
Wait, isn't my opener straight up insane?
But what happens if I play towards whatever line I play towards and then someone has Econ
It just hits to sort my two-star front line and two-star tank or a two-star carry. I'm just fucked gg
It's just like solo peeps are just open into and I just do this one that was either bad.
Fishbones, shit, I mean Gambler's Blade for some gold early.
What's my...
Nope.
What the fuck are these?
Alright, I'm not gonna just try this.
I mean like here on Plain Temple I already know this is just about four. It was probably
better to just sit here and just fold Degen and just open and play mech.
Like, it doesn't even matter that I have this opener, does this open up even matter, also
I should have waited for this to open up.
Well, no, I mean I already made the Shogunjin and I already made the, I think I already
level to four like I mean what am I opening for?
I can beat this guy with more 2.
but we'll be discussed well
i'm happy this guy's wall
witness
Yes.
Please farm one more roll, one more, one more.
Alright, it's fine.
It's fine.
You get a 2 star or 2 cost or you get a 3 cost and 2 gold and a bow, I think I will
I'll keep the bow and I get to go there instead of you.
Let this be a warning to the rest.
Great.
No list. I can't.
I can drop shepherd in place for them or online
Darkstar, Void, JG, Mortu, Pantheon...
Is this... you cannot tell me this is not a bad view by the way.
I fight... I fight someone weak and I upgrade the Mortar Kaiser II, try to win streak, and then I fight...
Oh wait. Oh I think I won. Hello?
Oh yeah, I won. Okay, it's fine.
If I lost this round this game was actually fucking over. Also, this game is literally not farm-
This game is literally not farm any shit.
Is this still? Nice.
I mean, that's not as strong though.
These games are too shit.
Alright. I mean, this is a guaranteed top 4, I'd say.
I just have to survive until 5-2-3 where I am.
Let me just check what people are playing.
Puzzle, Arbiter.
Oh great, he's probably opening through the long.
Is this opening to mech?
Some shepherd shit?
Samira too, what the fuck?
Shuriken, TF.
Uh, playing towards Karma.
Nova, Darkstar.
If I get an econ augment on 3, 2, I can actually fast-time, but my board is pretty good.
Now I beat some here too with two items.
Okay.
Replicator.
Has anyone tried the uh, the new Chipotle like lime sauce or whatever the fuck?
I saw an ad for it and I was thinking about getting Chipotle today.
Yes it's solid, it's ass.
Yes it's good as fuck.
Okay so is it good or is it bad?
Dog shit.
Honestly, pretty good.
Okay, that's actually like a lot of goods.
I'm about it.
I'm about to order this shit.
We live in Europe.
Okay.
Is there not Chipotle in Europe?
Or, like, what?
Oh, there is it?
Is there Chick-fil-A in Europe?
No.
What the fuck does Europe have then?
McDonald's.
I fucking can.
I'm pretty sure with Stan United you can just play towards the victor board.
I'm pretty sure with Stan United you can just play towards the victor board and I think
I have the straight up the worst one though.
But I don't think it matters.
off optics. Oh, actually, another 9-part was nice. It's pretty good. 12th level brawler.
All Americans does is feed us with poisons.
I don't think you're American.
Just the way you- just- I need to farm one gold man.
I think I lost anyway though.
I have to sell my Leona for all of it.
I mean, I don't find it out of Leona whenever it is what it is.
If I either farm one gold or I have to win the round, I'm not sure if it's a surprise.
I'm going to get too strong, okay.
Darkstar, Timebreaker, Nova.
I just got reminded.
How?
How is spreading groups still in the game like traitry like
Okay, I mean it's fine like at least this augment is fun and living forage I get to uh
I get to see some more items. Isn't that pretty fun?
Gain a copy of a 3 cost champion you own and 2 gold.
Or I can gain 11 gold with a tier.
I don't mind the belt and this is guaranteed what I would do.
And yes, that's pretty good and I guess Jax, Gragas.
Well my spot is actually the same now.
Malawi too, partial ascension, 3 to Malawi, getting an ornitem here.
Oh, holy shit dude, they almost just, uh, minked me.
Wait?
I think it's just a pretty good long item.
I can't.
I'm running low on a little boost.
Gambler plus flicker?
That has to be insane.
insane. And I don't have to worry about Gensu. Okay, this spot surely is not
bought forable.
I'll get a place for that, sorry. But I'm pretty sure I don't even have to roll. Is
I'm not going to actually stable, and I just go straight to 9.
I mean, so the gambler's blade is starting at that speed?
Like Flicker?
Okay, listen.
Flicker blade ginsu is trash, yes, but Flicker blade gambler's blade actually has to be good.
if I get like on voidstaff I'll swap out into gmail
but I'm pretty sure I don't have to roll a single time
If I get a voidstab, I just remove her, just keep the shogun on the list.
Okay, and then I just go past 9.
87 HP.
I am kind of running low on removers though.
So, meat.
I wanna, I uh, I could just roll.
VSWord, both VSWord, glove, is this, a pan?
What?
What?
No.
No.
No Rod Revoider.
Both VSWord belt.
If I go GS and I just have no void staff, but I mean it's fine, whatever, I'm gonna
I'm gonna go and remove this little...
And I'm probably just going to boydra plus one.
Oh nice.
GG.
Okay.
Okay!
And I'm just a Voyager plus one
I'm just asking about the
I'm fighting lovely zero the lovely 10. All right. I just sat the stage. I'm just nine on I sat the stage
I'm nine on five one in GV
I don't I don't need more items you are at I get a font is that good a font I
Go font or I go jewel notice
Maybe like an extra Morgana 0 item, what the fuck does that do?
Absolutely nothing.
I'm probably not playing what's it called right?
Level E plus...
Alright, I don't even think I have enough money to, uh...
I don't think I have enough money to 9-on-5-1.
So why the fuck?
There's not a single LeBlanc player, and I'm sitting here going fast nine.
I can't.
But I don't even know if it's better.
I'm gonna get like an extra two, four, six, I'll have eight rolls, sixteen gold.
I don't have E gone. I need Rod for Voyager, but I don't even have a...
game two random lose one and that's pretty good and that's still gonna be the
first one
well now we are the new no I mean it's too late to roll if I was gonna roll I was
gonna roll a 4-2 like you might as well just ask you more it doesn't matter it is
what it is
I mean I could start upgrading the graves now.
I just lose the gold, but I'm not playing Graze, only dead before that happens.
Min of reduction by 5.
Karma.
Cause it's just gonna be Shogen on what's it called, on Karma.
I think I'm going to do one life.
The Grizzly is not gonna scale. I need like eight rounds for the Grizzly scale, by the time that happens I'll only get.
I don't think I have enough money for this shit.
I could have just rolled from Nunu to Leblanc to...
another karma too
look at the gold that I have another karma 2
What the fuck am I doing?
I don't even have gold to roll.
I can't.
I can't have an extra what's it called but it's actually fine.
I mean I really don't want to play Jhin.
I just looked.
i think i'm going to be playing sona gary
all
I should probably, where's your front line?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Sona carries Zero Vex? My frontline is...
I got my second vex surely I'm not dead what the fuck are these
quicker blade for sure, wit's end, void staff
I mean if I make it to Vex 2, I can actually win this game.
Also, what the Sona buffs is Sona better, oh it has to be.
I can't.
Hello?
Hello?
Next room please?
I can't.
Hello? Next to you please?
I can't.
So long as this flow remains, I live.
Ugh.
Get in the dock!
Ugh! I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I mean the problem with this is my- like if I have- if I have two star Vex- is it my-
A, B, C, A, just look at his augments I can!
I don't get it.
Like this is not a real BOP4, like I say this every time, but these are like one of the BOP4s
where like if I were actually playing the game, do you really think I would just sit
There's a year who's going to go nine next day bro like you can just roll for the block and do new and call it a day man
Who is changing my title, K3 Nuke?
I'll get it.
If I don't get bored and just play Leblanc, isn't that game a top 4 guaranteed?
Yes! Yes!
Oh, my God.
Yes.
I'm trying to throw, man.
Yes.
Stay out of my way!
No time to waste.
All right, G.
No time to waste.
Alright, don't worry. There is Kale.
Bull rod belt.
Okay, the thing is, it's actually not that good because I can't slam, I mean I guess I
can make Morello and then just play off of the bow, you can see Morello plus a bow,
like voids off and then move them around eventually but like the thing is like they nerf the aura
farm so you don't get until 4-3 so if you don't get it until 4-3 sometimes you just get
so yeah
oh i got a free reroll that's pretty good i mean i still have to roll for the frontline though
I don't have to play vanguard frontline I can I can roll for like the other stuff as well
The Arbiter is the first time each Arbiter drops a little 40% health you have a 2.5% chance to gain one real
So you still have the role for your lord and then the thing is
Yeah, I mean they said you just skipped it. Okay. I don't even know why I'm bitching because I have a fucking Vex, too
But as long as you're pretty strong though, I'm probably gonna load in with 20x HP.
How?
What are the odds?
So it's point the chance of not getting a role is point seven five to the third. Oh
That's a pretty high
You have a 42% chance not to get a role
Honestly, that's pretty high
K3 math
Wait what is my math? Oh wait, it's my math wrong
No, because it can only proc once, so you have to do the not.
Well now it's 50%.
So now each one that dies, you have a 50% chance, so now it's just going to be, I mean
it's just one by one, so now you only have a 12% chance not to get it, but it can only
proc once.
Okay, listen, you can call me stupid.
But I'm actually good at math.
Yes!
I had a 2.7.
No, no, no.
I genuinely...
If you think your GPA correlates to intelligence, fuck you.
Fuck you.
I can't.
I'm pretty sure a 2.7... okay, okay, just hear me out, hear me out.
I'm pretty sure a 2.7 is better than like a 3.1, because a 2.7 means that you don't give a fuck,
but a 3.1 means you like low-key care, you're just ass.
Or no.
Like, like doesn't 3.1 mean that you actually like somewhat care about your GPA?
The moment your GPA is in the twos, you think a guy cares if their GPA is a 2.7 versus a 2.6?
In fact, I didn't even have a 2.7, I had a 2.68, but either way, like it's just not fucking mad. Who cares?
The only thing that matters is I graduated.
But I feel like at 3.1, you get to the point where it's like,
if I have a little bit higher of a GPA, maybe I can apply to like, some post-grad shit.
Yeah, see?
like what's the difference between a 2.0 and a 2.6 legit nothing no no grab
program is going to accept you anyway who the fuck cares and at that point no
no one hiring is gonna be like oh this guy has a 2.8 let's hire him oh this
guy has a 2.0 I have declined bro it doesn't work like that like no matter
what your GP is complete dog shit it's whether you graduated or not see
See?
Alright, nice. If I thought this guy who opened on me out, it was an uncontested agent.
My math is not wrong, right, it's just 0.5 to the third on a chance of getting the roll.
You can't get more than one, so it seems pretty consistent.
I lowered 142%er, then I hit 387.5ers.
That's pretty good.
The thing is, I don't even think Vex is that OP.
You know what's OP?
Spreading Roots.
Or like Emblems with a tapped board.
But that's what's actually OP.
Let's go.
I'm on the job.
Another Diana.
Maybe I could play a...
...Anima and cash out like some trash.
And now it would be 0.5 to the fourth.
And the chances of that missing is 6.2%.
Like that's not even possible.
I just have to roll for any frontline, the backline doesn't even matter.
Any frontline and I'm chillin.
I can play like the Bastions, I can play, I can play Bastion frontline, I can play
Vanguard frontline, I can play like Maokai TK with Atrox plus one.
You can't miss.
Wait.
Okay, nice.
Alright.
I mean, this game is actually a guarantee first.
I'm too healthy, I think.
Why is spending?
Belt overflow.
I mean, look at the belt overflow, it's not even bad here.
Hold the line.
So all I need is frontline, I just win every fight.
I mean, hold the line is actually so much combat though.
treat treat I get cited
now just keep sacking them
the time breaker
I don't know what I think look at that spice my board because I'm probably going to
stack until like 4 or 5 or 4-3. But I'm pretty sure I should just cap around
Atron's Akali, Fiora, plus every legendary in the game.
I'm not playing this.
Wait, but what happens if I fight a 3 star what's it called?
GG. I'm probably not rolling Vanguard either.
Oh, I'm just farming... I'm just farming rolls.
Guys, it's fine. I'm just farming rolls.
Like, if I take trait tree, if I take, like, a combat augment, like, I'm just sitting there, like, noostriking anyway,
and like, half of the value of these augments is that you...
half of the value of the augments is that you can spike, like, immediately, but I'm not even spiking anything.
But, like, I feel like with how many augments I'm playing, I'm guaranteed to roll.
I'm just pretty good.
And I just roll for like any frontline and then hopefully I can nine on
whatever I really don't want to know
I get an extra HP on her, and Rammus is pretty good because I can play Rammus, Meepsy, Rammus,
Let's bar though.
I don't even need Void Staff.
I just need Ginsu, GS, Rollo, Glove, Glove, Glove, Glove, Gsord.
I mean, am I always playing towards Atroc plus Shen?
not. Does everybody have Ravis, Meepsy? Alright, I just have to roll for like any
frontline and then I just go 9. Honestly, why don't I just go 9 anyway? Who the fuck
39 HP. And then I just roll for like meepsy, Rammus? No no, I should probably... Do I have
of each meeting a sack all the way
you see you promise
uh barred mord
mord
karma
litz, barred
shen, morgana, dex
I probably need to roll so I don't just die though because I don't have any money to
4-1 it or 4-3 it. I just need to win one round. Anyone?
Bro, I might as well just say fuck it.
And I just for- how much money do I have?
I don't have enough money!
Hello?
GIN 2!
GIN 2!
I don't have enough Muggy!
What's my HP?
I mean I have 15 HP so I just have to kill...
I mean it's 64 to level. I have a lot of free rolls.
No, no, no, like I just need a frontline. No, no, no, it's fine. It's fine. Just just trust me
Okay, it looks like I'm people I'm not actually
I just need to make sure I can kill like two units here
6 free rolls?
Man, I've never played that, no.
And, fuck this, man.
Fiora.
Another Fiora.
I'm out of rolls.
I'm out of rolls.
Okay, it's fine, it's fine.
Surely I can kill one unit in here, right?
I can be your enemy.
I'm getting a Vets 2 next turn is all I'm gonna say.
My frontline can't, I'm 8th!
I just need to roll on age, man!
I'm alive, but like, I might as well be dead, man.
Wait.
this best doesn't even save me man I'm broke
I don't get it.
Look at my frontline.
Look at my frontline!
It's time to come for the galaxy.
But I wanted to dance!
What?
Look!
Just look!
If I just roll an 8 for the Vanguard frontline and just play Vex, you know what I just win
this game. And then I just slowly pivot. The legendaries don't even do anything. I have
No item barred, no item Sona, no item anything, man.
Oh, god.
I don't get it.
Like that eighth was a fake eighth.
This fifth was a guaranteed,
like if I rolled on eight like a human,
this is a guaranteed top three.
I mean, this game, people just all hit new new two,
LeBlanc two, two seconds into the game.
So that's a bad beat.
I mean, this is like whatever.
I mean this game is a soul to
Gallio to my mic my mech is a Zanou knew
Like it no, no, I'm locked I'm locked in you know what
You know what
Let me order some Chipotle
I heard that they got a new like cilantro like lime sauce or some shit.
Free item on $15 plus.
Holy it's free.
A side of cilantro lime sauce.
Okay.
All right.
What?
Am I- what?
Oh, I didn't even- I didn't even eat breakfast.
I just woke up and I drank a Welch's Ghost Energy.
I need breakfast. I just woke up and I drank a Welch's Ghost Energy.
Hello?
I got a bowl with the side of cilantro lime sauce and then I guarantee you this next game
I'm not going to troll because if I bought four here I'm going to get them outed and
the
the
the
Hello?
Hello?
This is not the entire game saying I'm about to win out.
And I didn't even win a single game or a single round.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
What is this Q-tide?
Do some floppy IRL
Rage bait gameplay going 9 on 4 to with 13 gold you hit the best or a farming combo you could possibly get question mark
It's not even that good 30 cent of later question mark. This is just another first
You click Google in position like it's best friends
You're not even good at the video game you just bitch all day and say shit like if I did this if I did that
Have you ever won a tournament by the way for you are a professional hater? I came
All right, no, I'm actually walking starting out. This is just getting fucking embarrassing. I'm not even joking
There's no I got okay a top four is a win. Yes, there's nothing wrong with top four
The top four is a win
I've played a lot, but 8th place minus 10.
Let's go first.
and just like that GG
I mean, look at that gold.
I
Mean look at an open individual role
I guess I don't even have to open I
Don't have the thing
I could have sold Milio and make it.
Bro, no, no, no, I'm kind of down.
I'm pretty sure this like opening to Victor, 3-5 Victor, he was with the game.
I lost another gold
Cuz I don't even want to open into
I
don't really want to open into
Mech and I don't even know my armors, but I mean I'm
This guy has this one so he's probably not going to play it, he kick-started it over what I call he do.
I have bow chain.
Oh no, I think it actually doesn't matter though, like, no matter what.
I mean, it doesn't really matter. No matter what, uh, I mean, this is how I want to get as well.
Where is it?
Uh...
Uh...
Can you see?
What are the guys there?
Pyke?
Brast?
Victor?
Alawi?
Liss?
Nami?
Alright.
Badge.
It's a top four.
If I did the guaranteed top four.
Uhhhhhhh.
No one is taking you out from this lot, it's not even possible, how can someone take me
out?
I'm making 10, I have time we were in.
I mean if this guy wants to go kickstart Akali 2 into this on Victor, i.e. Charmaine, you got it.
How can people even take me out? It's not possible.
It's not possible.
Oh no, it's Gold Opener. I'm her just full.
How about I just load into 2-1 or 4-1 with 3-star everything?
Making 20 here.
This this is both horrible really
Wait there's two people open wait I mean the bad B is if I find one of them there's so many openers
What the fuck?
Oh nice.
He's all 5-cent.
Two crisis.
R.E.K.L.
I don't mind K.L.
I also don't mind...
I mean, go right now, and cheers, come on, dude.
GG, I'm fucked.
No victor, I can't.
What?
Hey, man, any advice for mid-life crisis?
Don't know don't care you're not talking to me
Don't leave GF wait what?
Okay, well this guy is this guy's open I'm kind of down to just actually keep my board then I need to lose some gold
This is always waitstaff? Yes.
I'm already rich as fuck.
Make 30, make 40.
Any advice for a 2.7?
The advice for a 2.7 is you apply to the grad school of your undergrad and chances are you'll get in.
In fact, for graduate programs, you're basically guaranteed to get in.
As long as, like in the US at least, you are basically guaranteed a postgrad education if you can afford it.
Because most of the people doing the postgrad are on full scholarship because they want you there.
But then if they don't want you there, they make you like pay the full amount.
If you- if you can afford it, it doesn't matter what your GPA is, I'm telling you.
They just offer you the spot with no- with no scholarship.
That's- that's all it is.
What is this guy saying?
I mean, I- I'm speaking facts!
That's not even close to true, really?
I think the average GPA for- for the post- like for- for the postgrad was...
was like a 3.7 and I got it with a 2.68 because the thing is it's so skewed by
the full scholarships 3.95
Look
Malkai 2
Two shenanigos pipe
Rod glove I know JG plus one Nard
And what I get I'm not a chain a broad glove
Okay a
a a soul
Fucking useless
I'm not too sure also the sport is still broken
I'm not contested right probably not and maybe I get a tool about us right to take to notice here
I'm about to get you so I need to win one or I'm gonna be fucking pissed but I promise
I'm just going to stack a stage and just 7 on 4-1. I'm like too healthy.
7 on 4-1. I'm about to just load in with 3-2 or everything.
2 shenanigans.
GD, what do I get?
Make sure to armor with that frontline.
Teaning up 2-3 costs.
1 or 3. I mean I think they're both good.
I'll make sure there's actually broken though
He's even stronger
Oh, great. I didn't tell him that I didn't know.
What?
Alright.
This this time breaker I need to find an opener just pissing me off
Very openers
I mean it's not even that open. If this guy's not open, I beat this guy and I probably beat...
This timebreaker on amount of EXP is pissing me the fuck off.
Oh wait, wait, wait, I beat someone full streaking.
The fuck?
I think my pipe just killed the-
I don't really want to go BFBF, I have one Reforger, and I can go there to get my board.
great dog-ass game no no allowee no brass no no victor again i can't
No.
No.
Yes.
Yes.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Alright GG, GG, GG, just look, just look, just look, look at my spot, everyone look.
4 free rolls, pre-level to 7, 2 victor, brass 2, 1 more roll, fuck it, I don't have a meekseed,
I don't want to roll more than this I could roll a little more actually
I don't know why I thought this one was in the case.
Would you rather see sets he naked or have...
Would you rather see sets he naked or have two Victor to allow we four brass.
How come I've rolled all this gold and I didn't see a single victor?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Oh, another shiriniko, okay.
That is allowed.
I'm ready. I go where my research takes me.
Belt chain, rod belt.
You win, sweetie.
Uh, I'd rather have Belt Chain Rod Chain. Belt Chain Rod Chain.
Let's finish three for my items.
JEEEAAAAYYYY!
JEEEAAY!
JEEJEE!
Three Shitter Niko's as well.
Victor?
Brass?
Galio too!
Also, why does I have a victor on this board?
What the fuck?
This guy has victor too!
We'll begin too!
Let me just find out if we should throw this because he's still with me.
This is Bob Horrible.
Look at my items.
I have makeshift on my entire board with the shepherd, crown guard, sunfire, whatever
the fuck avoid
I can go crash the summis with uh
but also this is a l-
How many, I have 5 sugar Nicos.
I still have, maybe one more victor and then a laui and I'll Nico it.
Well I'm not gonna big pass.
I don't really wanna big pass 20.
And now I just econ up and then I'm just going to resend it on 5-1.
And then I'm probably going to hit brass 3, victor 3.
I have, I am 1, 2, 3, 4, B copies off and I'm pretty sure it'll be close.
Okay.
I think I could leave the game in at the top four, buddy.
I mean, yeah, I actually could leave the game.
But I'm pretty sure Rast 3, Victor 3, level for Nami, I just win the game.
This one still has Victor 2 on his board.
Hey, this one has 2 Rast.
1, 2, 3...
This one swapped to...
5 Valley Oak.
Long view.
Ascension.
The only three with long two attention.
Oh anyone?
If a mixer could talk for this, maybe.
I mean do I really need gold?
To love.
Eh, I'm not gonna start with two items.
Great.
It's about me wasting my gold.
Why is Victor Silver? I mean, my sentence is good. Like, make sure to pull board. Three
We start a lousy.
This is a setup that's good, but really good.
There's one past 9. Oh, it says there's a huge one.
Maybe I should wait for uh, maybe I should wait for uh, he's probably gonna send a mess around.
Five galleos. Oh, someone hold the fucking galleos, man.
He actually has a million mold
Here BF
I think so level 940 not selling
Shoujin Ginzi. Shoujin Nasher Tooth. I mean I could go GS plus Arc, but I feel like...
and then move to Void Staff. Hmm...
Oh, he's old. Let me see if I can not make you go.
I swear if I move the void staff, I'm not gonna just go Nami items just...
I'm pretty sure I want GS, I'm pretty sure I want GS, like it probably is too good.
I'll just move the voids after Nami, void arc and then hopefully I get a mana item eventually.
Three, three reporters.
Oh shit!
Oh fuck!
Do I even have enough removers?
I guess.
I'm stuck with the Nashors on what's it called though.
Like, no matter what, I want JG on Victor.
I don't even know if it's bugged or what.
And I'll probably just swap these two.
Nashor Victor, not even back.
Really?
That, I think that is a capipetus.
Nashor Victor?
Eh?
Were you really?
national victor I think he'll single you in a G
42 level
Well, could you give Jalio 3?
Oh no.
Can I not beat this guy?
And I don't really want to roll.
That board looks pretty good.
Congrats, you got 6 dukes and played Victor.
Do you want a medal?
ah
Got a radiant genie gi thing in
Holy fuck it's different
That was pretty one shot.
I can I can nine on like six like mid-stage six and I didn't move this to
You uh, Rast and then get a real item.
Second top 4 in 4 hours, really?
182, no?
That one's not even true.
This is my third.
This is my third.
Now this is Victor, the champ is actually discussing this.
I don't know what my research can't be.
How bad is Mech now that he's actually about to go forward to his spot?
Well I can go with TG but I can also go...
I was gonna go, I mean, it's not even good.
Like any tank, I would have been better than TG, no joke.
And then I just move and then I get like a third item tank.
That's not what's it called.
Why is my tank over here? What the fuck is this position?
Why is my allowee...
I don't know if I'm beating this guy.
I'm pretty sure my vig is watching every single one of these units, so that has to be good.
Surely this is not a third, right?
So I refuse to sit here and roll for one Nami.
I can also go three Voyager.
And that's this unit.
It's good.
Eh?
I didn't hit also this TG, just look at my TG.
I don't get it.
Is this clogged?
Why does it look- no, no, no, it's not.
Anami 1.
What?
I didn't kill-
Oh, okay
This is a second I
Mean I'm a triple econ like it is what it is man
Chinese Tempo Samuritek, I'm too lazy. Let me see, it's much cooler here. Heading to
you. Oh, it's right outside! Okay, I'm gonna wait, I don't want to interact with the
door dasher so I will wait two minutes
sometimes if you uh like you know how the door dasher has to take a photo like
sometimes if you get the food too fast they just take a photo of you and it
just looks I look stupid as fuck
I'm just sitting there bending over to pick up the food, and that's the photo that they sent to...
Alright, they're gonna be here in like 30 seconds.
They... turned around.
JG.
No, my neighborhood is like, it's one of Apple Maps or Google Maps, like just doesn't
register the street address.
I don't know why.
But like how do you find the door not to be just lost, Fedge?
I'm not trying to talk to myself in.
Let me see what you know.
Toronto Tokyo, 12.15pm.
Can't you be so do you? Holy cow! Still ever old bro?
Oh, God.
Wait, who won between the results?
Spirit Two-O Falcon's Pro.
I didn't...
Oh my god, I forgot that dude was going on. I didn't place my order, man. Gee, gee.
But I'm retired.
Let me see if milk...
Great, milk didn't forget to place his order. Bro, fuck you, milk.
But I'm retired. And so is milk.
Don't help the rest of it.
Let's see if my uh...
He's just like AFA. If you keep going straight, house is on your right.
Alright.
Docs to GG. Yep. Bro, these Q times?
Hello?
I'm actually locked in.
I
Yeah, I won't I won't end until masters
Like every single one of these games, aren't they all top force?
This is the top four five rolled. This is the top four five rolled. I mean, this is probably a six
I mean, this is the second this is I mean, this is just an eight
Like I mean, I would be like almost E3 right now if I just rolled
Because the thing is it's like the LP that you lose from buff warning, you also have
to add the LP that you would have gained from going top whatever.
So it's like a double loss.
I'm not even larking.
I need this Chipotle though.
Oh, it's dropped off.
Get her back.
I
Wish me
Hello it's the it's the slouch of lime sauce
Oh
I'm tired
All right, I'm locked
one two
I haven't had to pull a
And I go good
mmm
Okay, well, this is a guaranteed top 4 after hitting primordian
I
Diana MF reroll that's good
I mean who the fuck do I meet?
Wait, Loki?
It actually doesn't sound bad.
What's the board?
Like, MF Challenger?
Challenger MF?
Wait, hold on.
I need to try this live sauce.
Hold on.
Come on.
That is good as fuck wait, okay if you live in a spot where there's Chipotle you need to try to sell us
Can you see this doesn't this just look good let me try the sauce by itself
I got a fucking new new
I don't even know why I'm playing anima isn't this like the only way I throw the game
But I'm just sitting here selling my H.R.S. Akali when I'm pretty sure I'm always ending
the game with H.R.S. Akali.
600 is auto-wig.
Okay, well, I'm not even open though.
I'm not leaving the three so but
Like this I I'm not gonna actually catch out anything good and I sold my
Oh great. I mean it's fine. I'll just pick it off at the end of the moment.
I also get to hold an F, charm your map, and jump into the reed.
MDA is on your guard.
Don't care.
I mean, if I win the round, I can get Nova.
Am I winning any of these?
Oh, God.
I need a report to this.
I guess I can go Challenger plus 2.
I'm not winning shit, my board sucks.
My board is actual ass.
He says I'll let you charge just know I'm winning.
Am I just trying to replace you then?
I guess I can get a Reforger for Nova.
If I just, if I'm like bought too.
But I mean I'm catching on this for sure though.
If I lose this one and then I lose two more, is that enough?
I mean, I guess I can catch up to 200.
And then I just play Nova.
Wait, is it Nova nerfed though?
Like, is this shit actually good still?
I am like, trying my hardest to throw.
Alright, I just threw another game I think.
Cause the thing is...
I might as well stop two more so I can get this reforger, yeah?
He's right.
How do you even make Nova a spat, right?
Spat glove?
I feel like I'm doing my math wrong.
This guy's about to cash out a 300.
And I'm going to be pretty low.
I don't even think I have the money to 4-1, but if I 4-2 I'll be dead.
I don't have the money to 4-1.
If I 4-2, I'm dead.
Like, it would be fine if this guy were in the lobby.
I mean, he cashed out this.
He already won the game.
But I mean, I'm pretty sure I have to sack.
I have to stack 1, but what happens if I don't fight them for 1 and then I fight them for
2?
Like I stack 1 then I fight them for 2 and I'm just one life.
If I just didn't play Anima this game, I would be at like 60 HP.
I mean I'm sagging one for sure.
I just don't have enough money.
Oh, a Kindred.
GG!
Every 30 min- oh wait, honestly that's not even bad. 10 AD.
It's probably just always GA.
okay honestly it's a good beat, i'm fighting him now
it's actually a good beat
It's time to conquer the galaxy.
I'm not even going to make it to uh...
I
Procide is Jim that I eat
No, look at my bench. I
Don't have a single tomb star
And this is for doing it I can't
Okay, GG, GG, GG.
Except I don't have a single two star.
I don't have a single two-star
If I had a single two-star, I'd win this round for sure, I bet.
What the fuck?
No, no, no, I mean, okay, I mean, there's no way you ever take Nova, like this shit.
I don't know what they did to it, but it got nerfed way too many times.
It wasn't even good last time I just nerfed it again.
Let me go check.
What did they even do to a this shit?
I have never, this damage is something that's not right.
This shit is just, that was horrendous.
But even without two stars.
Resist to 10 and help.
Strike resist to 10 like it before a this is like the the second nerf in a row because they've already got nerve going into life
Yeah, they also nerf the TK
Hello
I'm sitting there sacking every light to cash out a fucking rocket swarm.
A fucking rocket swarm.
I mean the good news is I can eat my Chipotle in peace.
How do these Europeans not have chick-fil-a or chip-fil-a?
What's the best fast food in Europe?
Oh, Nando's pretty good.
Donor not even close.
But I feel like that's not, is that fast food?
Like is there a donor chain?
Oh, that's fast food.
Selvi, be honest.
Would you rather live in Germany or live in the United States?
Be honest.
Germany. The food in Germany? I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it, but we know
I don't know what I'm trying to say, that shit is fucking ass!
Don't have to get on me.
Oh, I don't know it.
Alright, I'm actually walking now.
I
Throw out here eating McDonald's talking about good food
Club belt to your
What's the comeback storyline?
Did they just vanguard?
All right, I mean, if I bought four of this, this is the motion, but I don't know what
I don't know what the fuck the line is.
How about starting the Xayah? Oh, honestly?
Oh!
Wait, Loki?
So that's cypher plus one, eh, don't look here, I can just hit.
Alright, I'll start holding this up next run.
of
You right
It's six passion quirky ever a thing you will not kill a single unit that unit I
Don't understand who the fuckers was to be
I want the game. This with the bow? GG, GG.
Stargazer? No.
If I go 8th it's a second, if I go 1st it's a 1st.
The most I can lose is 25 LP.
Okay, I'm pretty sure this is actually Azaiya's game.
I mean, Azaiya or Vanguard, but the thing is this guy's snagged already, he's gonna
guarantee Azaiya.
Isn't that kind of bad?
Well, this is also sniper plus one, but I don't think he's actually gonna play it.
And I'm not trying to give that guy a free... a free five loss.
I mean, he was anibbying.
I'm just gonna open until I fight this guy on the floor.
I mean, I have to.
If I don't open then I give him the streak and he cashes out 300 and I'm just dead, but I'm pretty sure I can actually win out
Is this bug?
Zero 15 games per missing player health. Wait what?
What?
Oh, it's gonna, okay, so if I put it in it'll-
What?
Oh, oh.
What?
I mean, I feel like I should have went over that.
What?
What?
Like, it should, it should, it should give you the stats regardless.
It should tell you the stats regardless of whether you're uniting it.
It should give you the stats regardless. It should tell you the stats regardless of whether you're a unit in it.
That actually has to be like poor coding and you know it.
Like you can't just say like, oh yeah, the streamer is never right. I am actually right.
Like it should tell you the stats regardless of whether you have units fielded.
Like what the fuck is that? Like no, no, no. Someone didn't code correctly and you know it.
I mean yes, he's right, man.
You have to get through me.
You right. Yes, he's right. Thank you. Thank you.
Okay, well I just didn't fight the sound, he's just getting free, what's it called for
free man?
Well I can't do better, but I'm not getting paid to fucking cope!
Rage bait!
My god doesn't watch me.
Hmm?
This armor is terrible.
The armor MRO is turbo broken?
We really?
Dream Tank will block.
Oh, okay, well I need to make sure
It's only come back
I need to fight him soon if I don't fight him. He's just gonna catch up 300. I'm going to lose man
If he gets to 300 the game's over man, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna catch on all the day
Heavy is the crown in this galaxy. I mean I just need money to hit my board, but the thing is the problem with Slemmen is
I actually have to slay my items
My redemption on HP is pretty good.
Can I fight this guy, please?
you thank you fucking dog ass game all right good look at this I get 300 games
over man all right and now you're not just start playing the game
oh yeah and now I actually have the money to actually hit my board oh dad is
win the game. Probably GG, GG, GG. Like the only way I go 8 this game is if I fight, if
I fight, if I fight just don't fight him. He catches up 300 and then I spike my board
and then I fight him and then I'm just dead.
But now it's just a GG.
Now it's just a GG.
Can fast knight on one star board no capsules I'm I'm one game away from the motion
Scared I mean if I just roll I'm guaranteed about four. Yes
I'm gonna have two reforgeries for my my my echo item as well
Generational aura loss
Like what aura is there if you just fucking end the game you just need to mode it to emerald to while Emily Wang is
2 5 cost champions and I get a cloak. I'm not really want a cloak.
Let this be a warning to the rest.
No Nunu, no Karma, no Leblanc, I can't.
Oh Nunu! All right, I'll basically just hatch it from here then.
Also, it's Arbor's socks.
Oh, we're dinging.
Oh, this game is over, how much is it? 240 health, 24% AS, that's pretty good. I believe
this game is over. So when does this comeback story start? I just wait. Wait, I feel like,
No, no, just wait, just wait.
No, just wait.
My eyes are open.
I don't have a Mordekaiser, but...
30hp, I'm 3 lives, it's barred, I mean this is fine, it's good enough.
It's actually not that good because I have combat story, but I don't really want to forge it.
Okay, honestly, can't just go 9.
Look at my board.
Actually maybe I should roll until like one karma.
Okay, I'm done rolling, I don't know what the fuck.
I probably just tap around the...
voids have someone else, JG.
And I just need a belt.
I should probably still put on an agent though.
I mean I could roll into a Leblanc too to keep it safe but I am like 3 lives.
And with this Arbiter, I kind of plot armor, HP on HP, I'm just trying to set the ascension.
I'm using all my removers.
GG, Ginsu.
I mean, if I lose a round, I'm pretty sure this board can't lose.
It legit cannot lose.
My entire board has 280 health.
Like, how can I lose?
Tell me how can I lose how can I lose?
But also like I'm trying to I don't want to go long because I think what is the arbiter I really want to end with
next
This arbiter is fucking trash
That was kind of close, but my Arbiter is just ass.
It's like my Arbiter is gain attack speed.
Deal damage 10 times to gain 5% attack speed.
What?
Is that supposed to be good?
Like the next one is already probably the same as the long two.
And then uh, yeah.
Vex, Sona Bard, Blitz, 30 HP.
Oh god.
These trait tree brunts were like, oh god.
Seven traits?
I can't.
And it doesn't matter.
Hello?
Anyone? You think I'm getting promoted here?
Ah, GG.
It's just another first. I can't...
Just look at my spot.
There's a decent chance I just get Vex.
Okay
Game a own copy
Okay, okay
The block to leave
LeBlanc 2?
J?
How many LeBlancs are gone?
1, 2, 3?
Level 3 Karma's gone.
But I'm sitting on that, I don't care.
I should just don't care.
I lose, I lose, it is what it is.
How what the
I mean that's another Karma 2 gone, I can't roll, I don't give a fuck.
Like 1 best is already stronger than the long 2, why can't you?
And I mean, the thing is he's not gonna be level 10 until like, he's not gonna be
level 10 until like later, that's fine.
The April's gonna mod me really? No. Yes. No. Mod. Mod. I mean, if I win-
If I win this round GG, alright GG GG GG GG
I have 20 gold. Is that good? I mean I can just play this instead of Vex. Unless Vex 1 is stronger than the block 2.
I don't I don't really care about the arbiter though the arbiter is uh was it past me like
I'm pretty sure...
I'm willing to sell a 2 star of wind.
Do I actually lose this?
Like, no wait, right?
this is just like someone up less of x2 and that's my board
these level 9 50 gold oh god he's hitting next turn man
I mean I can't I can't I get I mean I got really want the game so if I lose a round and
then I wrote in defense base group is just you do but I mean like I mean I'm in a great
You hit 10 space. Congrats. Fuck you
For this barg unit the fuck is this damage 4.7 out
Bro and he's one life and now he's going to 10
Okay, but I also don't have Sona, but I guess I can just play, like, replace Sona Blanc.
I mean, he gets 10 space room for sure.
I don't know what the fuck is going on, like, no, no, no, it's like, surely I don't fight
the moment he gets 10 space group, right?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
What is so much HP?
That's that's one zero item four point one
I mean if I just dodge it again, I probably go second this game
What does it even do?
Get your groove on.
I don't know what the fuck that means, but I know for sure I lost.
Oh, it does him again.
Bro, I wanna one this game, man.
I got a morticizer too, that's pretty good.
Alright, I dodged a wall return, it's guaranteed top 2.
The gigabat beat is if I lose to this, and then I fight him, I can actually go up 4.
like that that's a like that's an actual bad beat
okay it's actually fine maybe I can win I I think I just got one shot by whatever
the fuck that you did
I'm a different one
we should almost die
why couldn't you just be dead satch
Bro, fuck you, man.
Karma 2, I don't wanna offer this.
Not really.
Yeah, not really.
Well, it's actually perfect value.
Open cell, fuck no.
I'm just gonna hold this A-SOUL.
I don't got it, I don't got it, I said that you don't work in this field.
might look like it's dead.
Oh, it's a top 4.
I don't get it.
Forged in string into mech. Is there no shame?
Sedge didn't demote, Sedge.
Ahhhh.
I'm gonna clean my room.
I have like a bunch of like red bull and stuff
And then after my room is clean it's so easy to just lock in and there's gonna be zero bought fours of DG
and GG. Alright. What? Did Vitality lose to Furio? Soju, we have the same trash bags.
I didn't ask. Let me go see. Are they losing? Paul's Champ? Oh, it hasn't started yet. Overpass
ancient
let's do
i don't even know
but i think you know
No hard finds me.
tomorrow's the last of my woods
I don't know.
I'm pretty sure it's like really good with the usual hex
I'm taking a branch out for sure, would I get something good?
Challenger plus one is that good?
Is that good?
30% attack speed.
take that I killed 3% of max health
All right
I mean is it charging post one actually fun
Let's finish this quickly.
The Strawberry Fruit Splash.
This shit's good as fuck.
Wait, how can- how do you even nerf, uh- how do you even go about nerfing, uh, Timebreaker?
It's so OP, I don't understand.
You just open Timebreaker and you just have- you're just gonna go to 4-1 and you just
two-star everything.
It's so broken.
Bro, I live in Canada, I've never seen that flavored WTF. Slaver with OUR, I can't.
Oh wait, is that how you spell it?
Canada? Oh fuck! Okay never mind. Great man, I lost.
Alright never mind, never mind. Bad, never mind. E rounds gain a random artifact.
gain a three health and a two thoughts I married awesome
Hmm where is this fucking briar at?
I just made 20.
Make 20 and make 20 again.
Maybe I can sell... I need this briar so I can start farming.
This is a Bop more.
I feel like every single time I play Challenger Spat, I just go Bop more.
You just play Challenger, Yi, and you dual carry Spirit?
there's no briar. Oh my fucking god.
20, make 30, make 40, level make 40, no briar.
Okay.
Oh tears.
Is that a challenger of boats here?
So I'd like to say, I mean, I, I, okay, I think the set is overhated.
Because I think, I think last set wasn't even good.
Like I feel like this that is actually overrated
And like and last set was like it's overrated rage bait. It's not right. Oh wait, what the fuck
That's pretty good. I mean, I'm not even raising
I could just make less whispers so I don't have to worry about playing stupid as atrox.
I mean
Magical hodge is always playing a golly
The challenger
They're on Boe hodge challenger
I feel like it's so easy to just play a fucking HR
But I'm not gonna play for a while
wait I
Didn't sell last whisper. I think I'm going to lose
But I really don't want to make last whisperer and I lost because I didn't send last whisperer hello
GG GG
But I mean I like I'm not trying to make it last we're all I have to do is play one intros on my board and
Shit is really good. I can't I'm broke
What? And now I'm broke.
Alright, Bosses is actually good. I'm playing all Frontline except for, uh,
except for one what's it called. Except I am fucking...
I'm playing all for a line plus one game
I'm level 5.
I mean with these combat augments though, like if I hit my board, I'm pretty sure I
just shot everyone.
Except there's no way I'm going to...
if I have boxing lessons I don't even need uh I can just go Titans no cap
Wow, alright, well I'm guaranteed top 4 now, just like that, because I'm pretty sure this
you just saved me 50 HP. I'm a fucking beast.
2 star ball vets that's also pretty good, honestly Hodge is not even bad and I can just
Let's kill this stupid ass deer.
Adaptive play around glove, hodge play around other hodge titans.
No Tomcinch, no Kindred.
And then I have precision with Akali and I play around Cloak which is half Kraken, half
Kraken, Atronks Akali, always, old verse, whatever it's called, but I don't know what I'm talking about, I'm fighting with what I'm fighting.
When do you think this guy is spiked by the way?
When do you think he's spiked?
Oh my god, how is he even allowed?
I'm so poor.
Okay, nice. I'm fighting him now, I guess.
There's one of these hold up there.
Like, if I hit my board though with these combat augments, don't I actually just win out?
Or I don't win out, but like my board's just gonna be insanely stable.
Look at this master you want.
This is some fucking demon.
And I don't even have a cawley I've hodged without a cawley in and then I don't even have shred yet
But I'm just trying to farm a little bit of old
Call me prior to
Play around Belt BF. I think I'll...
Like Kraken start itemizing Kindred.
And then I've Belt BF, like Belt for anti-heal, and then BF for last item Kindred.
I honestly thought I was actually pretty good.
And then I just 4-5 it.
This Lichman isn't even bad.
Okay.
Alright.
Oh, I'm going to talk to you.
Guilded steel, maces, big grabback for items is pretty good.
Guilded steel is actually not...
Nah, I just know it's useless.
Alright, what I get?
I never forged a lich main.
like KrakenDB plus...
This is worse than Lich Paint.
if they die game 10 marriage and 40% what does that even do?
I'm not trying to play five fucking or five no one doing
So I don't really care about the Malkai DK, but...
Bro, what the fuck is this?
Alright, next round, rolling for KinderD.
Oh, god.
Oh, great!
The guy with timebreaker on 2-1, patience as a virtue loads in with A-SOUL 2, GALIO 2,
who could have guessed?
Portable Forge still from your dawn, woohoo!
Like how?
Oh, god, uh...
Okay, I mean, Varus is good, and then I get...
Oh, great, nothing.
I get G.S., which is also good.
Okay, I need Kindred, too?
I got a fucking...
Okay, Master Yi too, that's pretty good.
Do I have an AP holder?
All right, well, I don't want to roll anymore I don't know if we're talking about
I don't know what to do
You're just so far, nowhere to be, yay!
Look at- I think my board is done now.
Another board.
Okay.
And I'm getting some- I mean, I just have to level up, I mean, I- I could roll for
like- I mean, my board's like so hard going tonight.
Well not really.
Because this is open slot
I mean five double legit does not do anything
Besides board is complete trash
Okay.
I do need to get rid of those.
I
Kind of you kindred to but I'm not rolling for anything
But if I go to nine, I'm never hitting can do to there's nothing stronger than you do
I'm probably hitting Kindred 2 with like 2 gold.
There's not a single Kindred run. Zero.
I will know in time.
Sure.
Who the fuck even has mana regen?
40 AP?
I can't sell Rammus too.
It's dead.
It's that
GD GD, I mean can you do this just say
And if I can go if I go nine for a nine on six one
If I had TK2, I'd just play TK2 or Valkyrie and call it an A.
But I could drop Rammus 2,
like Rammus 2, Fiora, T- like I mean, it's too far, like I'm not making it, but...
But I could drop like this for Fiora, this for TK2, this for Shentu, level Morgana 2,
except I'm probably not making it.
Well, I'm definitely not making it. My board is complete trash.
Can they just know it's really good enough not to play Shen? What do you think?
It's the only good note in the game.
Oh, the Collie's also good. The Malca is completely useless, except it's not that useless because I have a...
It's not that useless because I have a boxing whatever the fuck, and then the Kinder one is useless.
What's it called if it's not that useless?
With the Nova prompt? Oh yeah, your entire board gains everything.
And then like, if I can play Caitlyn, level for Caitlyn, and that's my board, but not really.
I can't wait, it's not even taking damage
Yeah, oh my
So they're gonna take a your off
I can just drop Malchite plus, I mean maybe it's a r-
I mean, this is a good top four, yes.
Can everyone agree this is a good top four?
I mean, I could drop, drop for Fiora plus Morgana.
Fuck it.
I'm fighting, I mean, just look what I'm fighting.
I- I don't get it.
I mean, maybe I can wrap.
Okay?
Wait?
I mean, doesn't it just walk right here, then?
Yes?
And it can just chase it the entire round.
What?!
If this were my A-Soldy Yi, it would just run and chase this-
Oh wait.
Okay, let's go for what?
Alright now I just level and I just find some legendaries, Fiora 2, Morgana 2.
I could also just play like a random gin on my board.
Shentoo over Rammus and I hit Shentoo.
Did he never kick your board?
I did never kick.
They have come in.
I can't.
I'm just shooting your attack, if you think you can't counter-fight, but you didn't get a single...I should have taken that. It's just, uh, this is all dead.
I
For is not even that bad
Wtf that even mayhem streak wait what what's wrong?
Oh, yeah.
I'm on the uh, I'm on the Raptors
Oh wait, I know I'm cold dirty. I'm not I'm I'm retired
What sport?
Basketball?
Basketball.
I put my house on Genji not moving any matches this split.
Aren't they like two and three?
Like isn't that actually a good beat then?
Because even though you lost your bet,
the thing is you weren't even fucking close
to winning.
So it's like, would you rather them win 16 in a row
and then they lose their 17th match?
Or would you rather them just lose
like three matches as soon as the season starts?
But he lost the house or you've done?
Well, no, I mean the thing is you're sitting there with like anxiety every single fucking time
Like praying that they don't lose a series or a match
or a series
Or or they could just lose this like lose immediately so you don't have to fucking be anxious. Oh, yes, he's right
And if you're putting your house
On anything, and you don't have multiple houses, maybe you shouldn't be putting your house on the game.
Like, not only should you not gamble, if you do gamble, you should at least gamble responsibly. He's right.
No heart binds me.
Do you still think sports betting is beatable dumbass?
Etienne, I understand that arm-bending is guaranteed profit, but if you genuinely don't
I don't think sports betting is profitable, especially with tier 17 eSports.
Are you stupid? Genuinely.
Get this, get this, get this. Let me give you a scenario.
Post your EV graph, I mean I can just go to my account right now, and I'm just sitting
there throwing darts, and my account is up 70k.
I can DM you my account if you'd like, but either way, get this, let's say, in meal
pets.
EV is all that matters, I understand.
You're saying no one can have positive EV, are we on crack?
Does that even make sense?
Ah, like from you, it's just insane.
Like, okay, get this, okay, let me give you a scenario, let me give you a scenario.
Let me give you a scenario.
It's Neil Petz, Battle Royale.
You have a friend that says, we win this match, we scream them a hundred times, and
And we lost five games out of 100.
And online, the odds are 50-50.
That's not plus EV.
That's not plus EV.
That right there is already plus EV.
And yes, that's insider info, yes.
But, but...
I'm not going to go to take you to the game for free, ma'am, I came here.
All right, wait, hold on, uh, that's real.
I'm not saying I'm plus cv, because I'm not.
But people can dedicate their lives to be profitable.
And if you are going to dedicate your fucking life to be good at something I
Sure hope I
Sure hope
That they can be profitable
Me I'm probably not plus cd. Maybe I'm just lucky who knows but that's not the point
just because
Archivetting is
Guaranteed to make profit. It doesn't mean that no one has edge
And if you genuinely think no one in the world is making plus EV plays, you are legit braided.
You are fucking braided.
Just because our betting is guaranteed to be plus EV doesn't mean that one person in the
the world dedicating their fucking life to model?
Like Etienne, I don't even understand where your argument has even come from. I don't get it.
Wait, this guy has two tanky as well. I think he's playing two tanky into Samira.
We're contested.
Eh?
Stop talking and play!
No.
Typically, most gambling apps ban people who find Plus E. Yes, I understand that.
Who the fuck is using these garbage-ass gambling-ass where they just ban you if you're Plus E.B.,
and they let you play when you're trash?
Like, just don't use that trash!
Oh, no.
I don't...
I don't...
At the end, I'm just gonna be in the rest.
I feel like you've been sitting here with a garbage out of your sake.
It's just pissing me off.
You are stupid as fuck.
I like you probably.
You are stupid as fuck.
Whatever. Jesus Christ.
Anyways, there's someone else with two tankies.
Is there anything else I can play?
I don't even know what the the thing is.
It's the thumb.
Low.
I'm contested.
I don't think I can play anything else.
I mean, I genuinely can't play anything else.
If someone could give me a lie, because I don't see the lie.
Double victor, Mordecai's a double victor, a lousy a lousy.
That's good.
I'm pretty sure it's better to just contest and just be okay with playing Ornn Ornn.
He found the Samira.
Hello?
Okay, wait, Kaisa, Kaisa, Fizz, Fizz?
But I mean, why would I two-fanky backline if it's not Samira?
Morta Kizer?
Alawi, alawi?
No.
Hello?
No.
Hello.
Mordekaiser? Kaisa?
And I can't even play Nipol.
I mean I probably wouldn't play double MF backline right?
Allaui, Diana, like Leona, Leona, Diana, that.
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck, I'm just gonna play it, I don't even know
why I have to sit here and pivot, why the fuck am I pivoting?
I'd rather just be Samira 2 than whatever the fuck that dog shit ass is.
All right.
Why am I the one paving it?
The fuck?
Jax?
Nunu?
Zaya?
Samira?
Or...
I don't care.
He's two Samiris with a shitterniko.
Huh?
How?
My god doesn't want to be the Samiris.
Oh, god.
Okay, wait, a laui, a laui?
What else can I play?
I could buy like a ginsu carry
Like double double new new if I hit four new news
Okay, I mean Kaiser
Double Lulu.
Okay, double Mordekaiser?
This is my board, plus this is, and this is my board.
Fuck it!
Plus Fizz Fizz!
Mord Mord, Allawi Allawi, Fizz Fizz Kaisa.
GG.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Fizz needs people though, or no.
So how do I play that?
Electro charge on frontline, so we have anti-MR.
the
of
Is there another allowee re-roller?
Orn Samira Samira shiridiko voyager he's probably gonna hold three allowees
Let me be broke 12 25
I feel like my board is not even that bad.
Should some Maokai, Maokai, Urgot, Urgot, Akali-Kong?
Oh, but I only have three Kaisa, so I'm pretty sure I'm going to commit to this.
I feel like it's fine, it's still so much HP.
Instead, I think I actually need more damage.
I just have no damage.
Okay, I mean this with the gloves is really good, can I play a victor on my board?
a random Victor 3. And then I only play one Mordekaiser. Oh, okay, wait, this board actually
looks like it has damage then. Oh! Wait, what? Oh, oh, wait. Okay. My board is going to be
one Mordekaiser with double Allawi. Mordekaiser. ABCD. Mordekaiser. Double Allawi. I mean,
The only reason you go double smear is because they can like, prog of each other.
Uh, uh, Kaisa?
Double fizz, because it's more frontline.
So double fizz, double alawi, how many slots is that?
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Kaisa.
Wait, this port doesn't even look bad! No, it's actually good, it's actually good!
Maybe CD?
Doesn't it actually look good?
I mean, it's better than...
It's better than...
Contesting someone that has two or two Samiris.
Alright, I'll be holding this. Actually, no, I won't.
I'll sell it and then he doesn't hold my shit.
Hey, look, ready? See?
Let's say, Onagai is a stupid ass soldier.
Malware Matrix.
Actually, is there a site Onagai can play, so I don't play Double Fizz?
Alright so I was going to have a lot of healing, what can you do?
Because then that way I can get an item for Pysa, which is not even bad.
Maybe I just don't play Fizz and I just play...
Now where matrix
A gym, I mean I could just not play fizz and to play for dark star
Oh, ho-ho! Okay! And then I just level for a psionic shemper with just Sona. I mean,
I'll find the Sona rolling for sure.
Wait?
Anyone?
I don't play double gaisa, it's actually probably- I'll probably not really have like maokai too or something, or what if I just do.
I'm not supposed to play brimman. I mean, surely I play fist 2 plus double gaisa.
Oh this stupidized jinn, what up the fuck?
Rod belt belt chain rod and chain
By probably need a reporter at this shit
I lose I lose 40 40
Yeah, I'm trying to try to play that then
But I gained 12 and I get to play double through this
One of them guys at 3 don't get up your team gains
8% damage amp?
GG, GG, GG, I just need good items.
Oh, GG!
Okay, no, this is way better.
Oh, GG, GG.
My phone isn't even shit.
I don't even have the chain on the- it doesn't matter.
I need- should I just forge the glove?
Yeah.
I have the wrong one but it's fine and I just go for IE.
One mech and soul leader?
That's not even true!
Just wait, just wait!
Wait my board is actually nasty!
I just need to hit 3 stars!
Okay. Oh, I- okay. I mean there's no way I'm- I'm not going- this garbage, I don't even
is he trolling is he trolling no just wait just wait
if I survive until like five five the game's over
Cause I just needed items for Fizz, items for Victor, and items for Kaisa.
And after I hit Kaisa 3 I get 8 gold back, like that's pretty good.
Oh, what's this?
GG!
GG!
Okay, but the thing is, I kinda need IE or I'm screwed.
I need spark as well, aww great fuck you man, I mean I also need spark.
So I just need to make sure I can roll until Rod and BF sword, is that hard?
not just one bf one rod but surely
what I didn't even know it came to the shape did it say it was gonna come with
I need a glove though.
Okay, I'm 2 off of a lousy, 3 off of fizz, and 4 off of victor.
Look at sure need to go on bench.
GG, GG, not really.
No, the Kaisa's trash, I don't have a trash, I don't have a trash item.
After I get BF Rod GG, and then I just have to survive until I get items for Fizz and
GG.
Add something meat to the bait, increasing mega meat, bro you don't need no fucking,
you don't need people in there, that shit is ass.
Who cares?
Alright.
Ah great, this guy has an Oran III, Sumire III.
This shit averages into twos, by the way.
Frisch on my comp after I hit everything averages into twos.
I came in.
Your board is high key fire if you have Legion of threes.
Okay, well I read the message in total and then I saw that Evan was already too late.
Bro, fuck you man.
No, no, no, this is- okay, the fact that this fight is like this,
before I have Spark and before I have IE,
oh that is good news.
Oh that is good news.
GG.
I don't care. I mean it's BF Rod or MFFing. I don't give a fuck.
Never mind. Never mind. This is good enough.
When am I getting this three?
Is this even stronger?
I'm pretty sure my board is actually strong.
Oh, what the- what the-
Oh, it only has two upgrades, it's fine.
Okay, okay, I just need please, if I can survive until 6-5, I'm gonna have 3 and Victor 3, 3 item Biz 3, 3 item Alawi 3, actually it has to be like 7-1.
How many Victor's are gone?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, GG, they're all gone, there's 6 gone, well no Victor is way better than
stupid ass fizz, man.
I mean just look my board is actually good. It's actually good
See
It's a these guys have all the victors
He's one off of Galio three as well.
This guy's Vex two.
At least I'm fighting him before he's one off.
And then this guy won the game for free.
This shit is not balanced.
How is my, my fizz debt?
I lost?
I don't get it.
I don't gather
So long as this bow remains
I'm almost done with this one
What are the matters that hit the group?
Two more
One more please
please they don't feel bad
no spark gg i can't
Oh, great.
I have no spark.
How is this balanced?
It's not!
I pivoted for this.
Like, OK, guys, I've shown you this.
I've shown this like, just look.
This is the fuckin' bass line.
Haha, oh man, I'm throwin' it.
Please.
I- This is the bass.
This is your level 7 board.
How?
How can you average 8-
But you know the cost OP when you do this and it prints a 3.45 with a 24% when rating.
I would love to see where the people saying the streamer can never be correct on this
one.
I would love to hear your take.
I would love to hear your take on how this is not OP.
They can't even come up with a logical reason.
They're just saying, wrong, wrong.
They can't even come up with a reason
because it's just OP.
The reason, like the base is OP, which means it's OP
because the thing is at two star it's relatively stable.
Oh my God.
Cherry picking stats, how?
How is this cherry picking stats?
I just put double Samira and double Orn.
How?
Show two star, why?
Why would you ever do that?
You need, this already includes,
This includes the stats of the people with two stars.
It doesn't, that stat is completely irrelevant.
This baseline is all you need to see.
This is all you have to see,
but it also shows three star win rate, okay?
Oh my, that doesn't matter though.
What matters is you have the stats of all,
like throughout all of the fucking boards.
Because the baseline for a comp that isn't stable on two stars is going to be much worse than a 3.45.
Do that for other comps and see it's the same.
Let's just let's just do the default of longboard
That's a I put a level seven board by the way, I won't I won't put Leona. I'll just put a
Ah nice, that's the same!
X-Day!
The baseline, that's, oh!
GG!
That's the same, I guess!
Because, I mean, the reason it's like this is because you can just drop a block for
like Vex as your max cap.
So this is not including like this is actually cherry-picking because now I'm not including
the stats of the boards that make it to-
I think...
Is there a TF game?
It is medallion
GD.
Calculated loss time breaker.
Ah, GG. GG.
I mean, it's not actually that good, because I can't even play towards mech.
It's, uh, there's no, like, it's not Kale, and it's not, uh...
Misunrolldown, it's not possible. It's genuinely not possible.
The amount of gold that you have with this...
you're gonna die before walls know you're fucking not even if you're two
lives as long as you're more than like 15 HP it doesn't matter like you you
can't lose because you're gonna have perfect items and you're just gonna
have to start everything
Am I just playing Victor then?
Alright, I'm pretty sure I have uplink.
Alright, I'll be playing victor, I mean I'm guaranteed it doesn't embarrass us, otherwise
probably play towards uh
All right this game's over gg gg
list
pike
morta geyser
meepsy
a lawi
wrast
victim
nom
all right
It's uplinked, but I genuinely don't think this even matters.
Like it actually doesn't matter.
The only thing that matters nowadays is that you actually need Victor 3.
Because they nerf the fuck out of, uh...
Uh...
They nerf the fuck out of, uh...
Victor 2.
I mean, this is a bad beat. It's no Victor, no Allowing, no Nothing.
I wish for this bot probably in the deuce.
I mean, let me see if I hit Victor or Alawi here.
I'm ready.
I mean, look how many rolls I have though. You just stack until 3-5 and you just 3-5
all in. And I'm probably gonna have Victor 3 on 4-1.
3-5, 3-5 all in with like infinite gold, infinite rolls, and then you just 4-1
Resend and you just loaded with Victor 3. What's the plan with no Victor 3? I mean, that's just a bad beat
I already have one Victor. I only need eight more victors, and I'm I'm richest fuck
And then also bears can easily just give HP or give another shit or an eco
I mean, it's just it's it's the street textbook definition of a bad beat. Oh
Shit the motion game
What about items here? I mean I'm 1 HP so I'm just guaranteed to finish my items.
That guy has anima. I can't.
I think I might have absolutely, I probably should have sold this. It's actually so weird when you play this, but I got a little bit.
And then it's just a 3-5 slight send into a 4-1-all in, or a 3-5 like roll to stabilize
into a 4-1-all in, and then GG.
No, crugs are trash. It's Wolter. I don't even think it's possible to lose to crugs.
I'm going to pretend like I'm going to open, and then have him sell as much as possible,
It's probably GSJG plus uplink without a chain cloak clear around.
Spark some fire.
Alright, I sapped two more.
Guarantee, like first pick going into Wolves as well.
What do you think the ADP from this spot is?
It's in the twos. Like it's actually in the twos.
I'm rolling for days for more rolls, electro charged, heal and orbs.
All I need is just to hit 20 gold or...
Oh my god, that's a lot.
Just look at my rolls. I can't.
That guy has a Victor. That guy also has one.
If I go voice up, I don't even like voice up, I actually really like spark.
Okay, but now I need a rod.
I mean, GS is really good.
fire gsjg spark
they should have waited for this one
I didn't find a rod on either anvil but it's fine
I'll have two more anvils coming up
you can't miss
alright and after this
I mean, I have two more Ambles, I just...
Stop fucking hate watching, I have two more Ambles, you cannot miss, you cannot miss.
I'm kind of not going to just start winning.
Because now, like, this isn't my pool now.
Like, this isn't even how I know what you're trying to do.
It's one roll.
I'm pretty sure I'm guaranteed to have two Ambles here.
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't charge this one. I have 24 rolls.
Oh nice.
That was a good loss.
GG.
GG.
GG.
You need
There are the shit in each other I
Can't
No shit or nicoes no rod
I saw 14 rolls.
I could have killed that for a bit more, I could have killed that for a bit more, I
I'm out of rules.
I have five more rolls with only four victors three allowees how
I don't know if we can farm some gold, please.
Wait?
Oh wait, I had in 40 rolls, I found the two victors in one allowee. Oh my god.
Okay, I'll wait for the next fucking wave I guess.
I wouldn't allow either one or a bit this.
But that's five Aurora, the other edge of the world in Kaisa plus what's it called?
This guy has one. This guy has one. This guy has one, three.
I mean, who cares? This guy has, this Kaisa fizz, that guy's playing something something.
He's playing Aurora.
Wait, I think he's playing the lobby first line. He is.
Oh my god.
I like that.
Another victim.
Is this the wave bin?
Broad?
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't.
I'm imagining one of Racer or the dude.
Five victors, four four.
Two off 40 HP and he doesn't roll with the wave.
Is 40 HP supposed to be low nowadays?
No!
40 HP is four lives!
Who cares?
I can't.
I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
GG.
Okay, but the thing is I don't think I can I can ever hit
I'll roll the 30
Okay, I mean I'm pretty sure I can't even go for like I can't even hit a low e3 though
Because I think I mean this is going rastery and then where's the allowee guy? It's the guy that be rolling a Laura. Where's that guy?
This guy is three allowee
This is three allowee
This guy has six allowee's
I don't even think I can hit this guy's eight biz five kaiser
Hello
I guess there's going to be a shurikko on wolves, or not wolves on 4-5, because the high tens
are just going to be shurikko, I think.
Can I even hit rash 3s, let me see if this guy is low or not.
I mean this guy only has 3 rashs.
This guy has, I mean, he's, he has the loot 3 going for malchite 3 as well.
Why is this guy just greeting geysers, I mean.
I'll just one win, yeah.
Cause if there's a shiriniko then I'm gonna go for one of Racer or Lally, but if there's
no shiriniko I'm just gonna push.
And it's like I probably won't win the game, but it's probably a guarantee top two
Which is good enough there's no way this one's gonna die anytime soon
Just cashed out
No charity for G.E.
Unless it's gonna be the share of the game a copy of a four-cost champion you own and three goals
I mean maybe this is just giving you a shiriniko.
Not me too, okay.
Uh, this is not that intense.
Shirinikos?
What do you have?
Wait, I got a shiriniko.
He's gonna Nico allow me free
Probably just go list three
I already guaranteed top tier if I just level
Should I go list three?
I might still hold onto the Rast though, because I might still go for Rast 3.
Alright, it's pretty easy to natural through Rast, no care.
And then if I get one list, I can just go list 3. It's not even bad.
Or I can just go Lister right now and just push 9 for absolutely nothing.
Missed a lot we could read, gd.
Not really.
Also a lot of you
I'm pretty sure I can actually hit the last
20% amp
All who cross me will be made my targets
Yes work
There's a forceful item them pocket
It's either bad.
I'm pretty sure Namjoon's better than the Serene.
So I might as well just hold on to this. I mean the chance of me hitting Rats 3 is like
100. This guy has 1? Probably this guy has 3.
I don't have a single 3-stroke on mine I can't.
I'm pretty sure I should be going to Russery though.
One free roll to me.
I'll go to 10.
How do I only see Dianas?
One, two, three, rest.
this has one this guy has two this guy has three that guy has one like I can't
even hit but I mean I can also roll for a list.
Okay.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Two, two, five, she already goes.
All the all the reloads about to die
So long as this bow remains, I live.
So here.
One more, Ki-Dee.
Alright.
This guy's one-rass.
But like the thing is if they die I'm not gonna hit and this guy is 3, like 9-5, 9-Kaiser, 9-Maukai, 9-Lulu
And if they die I can't even hit Rast
But they also have Rast, so I can't
Holy fuck, he buffed Ward with- Oh, oh, oh, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm pretty sure I can actually beat this guy with Rast 3, by the way.
He has 4 Rast.
This guy has 5 Rast.
Oh, good.
You know, the 10 top winrate comes reroll?
I mean if one person rerolls, reroll is more broken, because then everyone can hit.
My frontline is so fucking bad, man, I can't.
Oh my god.
With the amount of money that I rolled, how do I not have a three star frontline? I don't understand.
I rolled you can't I couldn't have even hit the allowing in he the only reason he
hit is gonna be a triple fucking shitter Nico
there was a Leblanc player holding three allowes and that guy had seven
allowes it's like I'm not hitting man I could I could just sell the allowing
level for nodding to with bronze for life and have a novel to on board
What?
I
Mean at least I didn't get to voted but like
I'm tired man.
to the rafters win
No.
Chim-Chim.
I had 900 dollars on the rockers winning.
I actually like the Raptors as a team though.
If there's...
If there's three teams I don't mind winning, it's the Raptors, the Timberwolves, and the Nuggets.
If the Thunder win, I'm gonna be fucking mad.
I also don't mind if the Pissons win.
Oh, these are the teams in the playoffs.
If you can include teams not in the playoffs, I mean they're not gonna win shit, but I
I like the nets, the pacers, lowkey, I like the bowls.
Uh... oh yeah, I like the pelicans.
I don't mind the maths, I mean they're alright.
Let me see NBA team tier maker.
Let me see if I can make a tier list.
This isn't based on strength, this is just based on how much I like them.
I don't even like the nits that much.
The Hornets, it would be A tier but after a fucking Lamello just blatantly tried to
interbam like it broke fuck you man
I don't mind the mass
I don't even mind the rockets.
If there's like a rockets theory in between B and C.
Loki, I kind of like the grittesies.
No.
I actually really like the...
The Bucks.
The Bucks...
There needs to be...
I mean, I don't think I'm hate watching these guys though.
Because there needs to be a new tier for...
Like I feel like the Nyx is its own tier, like I don't mind, oh I don't mind the 76ers,
honestly I don't mind the sons, I don't mind the trailblazers, oh I like the kings,
spurs I don't mind, the rafters I like, the jazz I don't really care that much
I mean tell me it's not based tell me right now this is not this is not based
anyone
anyone wait the way I like the wizards
wait what's wrong with the wizards
I mean all I know is the goat of basketball is not Michael Jordan it's not uh it's not
LeBron James it's Russell Westbrook that's all I'm going to say.
the fucking goat solo leveling bodyguard training
Barus Kale.
Oh, I have not seen this in forever.
GG!
GG!
Seasons account.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
Alright, I mean I'll just open to 20 the next turn, here's the guy with anima in though.
Kind of annoying.
Yo buddy, your org is kind of winning in CS, I mean that's crazy because I have
One K on Fury are beating my Taliyah, and I don't think they're out of their way.
I can't.
Bro, fuck this vitality CST, man!
It was the best day of my life!
When they lost to the Fal- Okay, actually, I don't even like the Falcons.
I mean, when my Talon can lose, it's actually just, like, that is good.
It's not fun!
It's like...
Well, I mean, okay, people are not Thunderfans because not because they win, but it's because their players are lame as fuck.
But it's like, if a team just wins the NBA Finals 10 times in a row, how can you root for them?
It's so boring!
Like me and Emily Wang have a competition on who hits masters first. How can you root for me?
It's just a BTFO every damn time.
He's right.
I
Break man I don't have timebreaker
That's why I don't like T1. I mean, I feel like the things with T1 is T1, you think they're
actually good because they have three worlds, but the thing is they're actual ass. Like
the thing is with Vitality is they win the big mouse tournament as well. T1 just sit
there and jerk off and just lose everything until worlds. So it's fine for them to
win worlds because they actually lose during the regular season so that's why
like you can't hate watch them just because they win worlds a lot like it
doesn't fucking matter but the thing is like vitality when they pull up to
Mickey Mouse tournament 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 they will win 9 out of 10 of the
Mickey Mouse tournaments as well like you don't even let the fucking Mickey
Mickey Mousers have a chance to win. Isn't that just...
Like, at least T1 will drop games in the regular season, will drop games in the playoffs, will drop games during mid-season, whatever the fuck it's called.
But Vitality will... they would rather suck their own dick than fucking let ParaVision win a Mickey Mouse tournament.
I love gear.
Let Navi win for the first time in five years, I think not.
Let's get the 20th win in a row.
You would do the same.
I mean, yes, I would prefer to win the 20th time in a row, but it's also just lame
for a viewer.
Also, am I just opening to Ergot or not Ergot?
Are you saying Emily Wing is thy rule compared to you?
Let me give you an equivalent...
What's the equivalent of Emily and CS?
If you actually know, what's this one shitter on a wild guard?
peeping is that his name peeping that guy ass you need to just watch him play
he is gigaloss that's fucking no he is not good man he is not good I trust me
no he is not good oh no no no he averages but also what the fuck am I
playing this game because I'm pretty sure mech is not good in in this galaxy
keep is literally when we must have caught a bad game no I was okay honestly
that's like disrespect will be as a thing is I was I'm pretty sure I read
someone that like he got forced into a roll smoke it's a it's when they put
heavy god like in a making mouse tournament I think g2 were testing some shit and they put heavy god
where either he plays outside on nuke or he plays anchor on nuke but he swapped to either anchor or
he swapped to outside and he just dropped a generational 0.4 rating and lost the complete
nukes and then they realized like but either way yeah but I think he got I think he got like
like roll chain or like never mind just focus on the fucking just focus on the
tfd gameplay man it's pissing me off fuck you
okay well I think I'm opening into mech without timebreaker
I'm opening into mech.
Who am I in CS?
Honestly, I'll say like, electronic or some shit.
Used to be the goat.
And then now I'm washed, sadge.
You can't say simple because like that guy you look like actually
Carragane I mean carried is actually good though
Okay, well I got timebreaker I didn't hold I didn't hold the timebreaker
Yai, yai, yai!
Wait, I still would have made Econ, right?
Wait, I still would have made a 60 even if I held.
I mean, I can just do the math.
Minus 2, 6, plus 2.
Alright, uh, okay.
Kayo, there it is.
I'm pretty sure playing mech from this spot is not even good.
JJDR, watch street, yay!
Four-houred.
Bro, fuck off.
Why spending on I just go Urgot 3 as well?
Blue buff, red buff, golden, Niko, I just go for a 3 star 4 cost.
perfected some real shit
Is there a lucky club honestly
I'm pretty sure no no just just trust me just watch this shit
No, just watch this shit. No, no, no, I actually have it. I actually have it. This looks like I'm stupid
H.R.U.S. a co- a colly?
I mean no matter what I really don't want to play mech.
I'm pretty sure I play mech here I'm going in.
You go H.R.U.S. a colly and you just start stacking all the GG's.
Okay, you just go, you just go 8 rocks Akali and all the legendaries.
Aatrox Akali, and this is my end game board.
Plus two.
And then you just lucky gloves everyone. Yes?
Oh, just wait, just wait.
Everyone, just wait.
Just wait.
No tank, you don't need a tank.
I mean, Shen's tanky, and then like, I mean, you just get run over.
You don't need no fucking dumbass tank, just wait.
Except now I probably want to go Varus because I don't really want to be what's it called?
Warcast Shop?
Rod Rod?
I mean you actually could go tank, you could just go like...
I'm just Tomcatch.
I'm actually like Tomcatch Malkai.
You can call it a day.
I'm trying to see if I can win one round so I can...
I'm pretty sure this port can actually win.
I
Mean the board doesn't even look that bad
except I do need in the call me I mean I have a two item tank and then I have a
tgtd that's pretty good well I think I won I mean I bought some sugar all right
back to even amount of exp that's pretty good
Except I need one Akali. Just one. Just one.
Hey, GG.
Otherwise these tg's are like fucking useless
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Another fucking bow, are we serious right now?
So where are the tg's?
Or not the TGs.
I need an Akali or I'm screwed.
I just 4-3 send it, and then I just itemize one unit which is going to be Vex.
That's my tank, that's item.
Okay, I guess I just don't have that items.
It is what it is.
I didn't get a rock.
Oh, it's actually perpendicular to level 64 level
Do I have a colleague on my planet right now?
Please tell me I do.
Oh, GG, GG.
Eora.
Vex.
GG, GG.
GG, GG.
GG.
Hello, anyone, GG?
Three more outer.
I mean, it's an Urgot, too.
Like, it's actually pretty good.
I didn't get a crazy because I can just start a I can start unlocking grace
I was not a real loss here
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Is Jin doing anything on my board?
Excuse me?
How are these my level 9 rolls?
Excuse me
How I didn't see a single Morgana a single ah
A single Morgana a single Shen a single I
Don't have a single two star man
also vex doesn't even do anything, i have no item shoes, idiot
i can't kill vex
i mean i really don't want kale moon, i have to take this one
5 gold plus some gold.
Is this gonna farm me any gold tunes?
I'm probably just going to drop this right?
Cause I probably not trolling, I'm probably not trolling a colleague.
I'm blowing this farm, I see one.
Regulate him, Regulate him for you.
Why would you not want kills?
Cause I can get HP from my entire fucking board.
What do you think?
What do you think?
I can't.
I just lost some lily will carry I like surely I have something man
And then I sell and then I hit the very next turn.
Honestly, I might just go, uh, I feel like going full items doesn't even do anything here.
I mean, my port is actually good above a single two star, which I don't.
These items are terrible.
My only two star is Atrox.
If I had a single two-star isn't this guy just fucked?
Tell me.
Please!
Please!
I just need one two-star and then I stole another two-star.
No!
This one's not even- this is the worst one.
I need one of the frontline ones.
No, no, no, I need two two stars then. I mean this is the worst one
Like blitz two or fiora two is actually good. Okay
You're two grades to let's do new to do
You ask my buddy you ask
And GG. I just realized I don't even have grates. Okay, I mean let's do low key doesn't even do
anything I need Shen do. Well I mean now it's too late but I mean on 4-5 if I had grates like
isn't the game over probably man and now I'm 8. How much HP is this? I don't know probably a lot.
But the reason this issue is good is because the colleague is precision and I just have
like 70 days.
But I probably want to use the 3 or 2.
I think he won out, cold enough parentheses, I mean yes, you would be right.
I wanted to take the frog even.
It takes six seconds.
Honestly, I'm trying to have a Nunu 2 and just drop Dark Star.
I think give Nunu 3 items.
Let's drop Dark Star.
Eh?
Dive in the raid, Emily.
Thank you for the raid.
I've been the raid Emily thank you for the raid
Hello
I mean, that's pretty good, but new new to over this and I move like steadfast.
I'm diamond in half of your amount of game for that doesn't matter the amount of games
it's just straight up irrelevant it actually is I for life and make a new
I'm going to do a town in his diamond in 10 games.
What does Corky look like?
I should probably just move items off of this and just put these items on Berana, I think
all of you.
This is even getting items.
attack tank? oh that's actually pretty good. 45 grit and that's pretty good. he's one off
I just lost 2 corki rivet. No, I need new new man. My frontline is so bad. I have a
I think I'm a Mordekaiser for Darkstar instead of a Nunu.
I think I'm lower elo than milk.
GG.
Is Furio winning at least?
Oh, it's Penten.
What is it, Penten? Let me check.
There it is.
Well, you hit T-SR every five seconds, and I tell you, well played, move on.
You got outplayed by everyone a lot, but still managed to top 4 behind.
Have you ever met a humanoid?
I feel like when I watch Azir, Azir is usually just a fucking age, but his Azir is actually
really good.
Hmm
I need to be my um, I put finally on cloth kind of nice
I will follow this path until the end.
You will know your place.
I've got this space time on lock.
I'm on the job.
Fortale.
Let's finish this quickly.
why are you even playing instead of watching wolves nuggets oh i mean i feel like game one of the
series i couldn't care less but also uh i'm broke five talon
3 Katelyn, 5 Talon, Kuroi grab bag and I just play double the things you actually need.
Am I just playing medallion?
I'm down.
Except you don't even use these.
Alright, let me just stack the first three and hopefully get a two star.
I mean like surely, I mean this just helps me get Jax three, Jax Gwen, Talon.
I actually read a guide on Twitter.
It was like, you re-roll from Basso's skills.
A guide, yeah, from Basso's skills.
You was like, in Medallion, the order is like, Caitlyn, you like, hit your board, then you
level to 6, and then you roll on 6 for, for Jax, like, I mean, Jax 3 is mandatory,
but then you roll on six for like jacks three.
Oh yeah, and then he said like,
Caitlin needs Gensu if you're playing Caitlin primary.
Yeah, but so honestly, this Niko doesn't even do anything.
I feel like this, yeah, it's not like that.
I think the bronze player can tell you that, not really.
I'm sorry.
Arbiter.
Early learnings Cho'Gath Ezreal.
Heart steel.
Hello?
This guy's pivoting, right?
Hello?
Like, surely I'm not getting tested by this trash.
I mean I'm not the player board now because uh oh he scouted me he scouted me which means
I mean if he if he were playing the board he wouldn't have slimmed that right like surely like you just wouldn't have sent out
Wait, is this just kill your gear?
No.
Alright.
Alright, it's fine.
This little easel.
I'm tired.
I can get a 30 permanent health with a BS sword.
I can get a bow I get an anvil I get an anvil as well
I feel like HP on Jax is kind of good.
Oh my god.
I didn't hit.
He just got a 2 star TF.
He just got a 2 star TF.
I'm getting contested by Heart of Steel.
What can I even pivot into?
I'm getting contested by this shit.
Really?
Oh no, actually I'm pretty sure he's playing Lulu.
He slid the fucking vow, man.
It's another rape.
i don't have a jacks
i don't really care about atrox
which one is the one with hv this one?
I don't want to get fucking nice, I don't want the strikes.
I mean I probably won't go for Jaxery though. I'm probably just gonna go Niko to it. I'm gonna just start pushing
But I feel like you actually need everything
So yeah
Like this board without Jaxery has to be ass
I actually cannot believe me because of the shit I can't
Chain cloak, there's no
There's no cloak
Okay, I can actually go Jax3 then.
Actually, unreal, man. Like, how can you take this slant? No, okay. The thing that's illegal,
by the way, it's my fault. It's my fault. That I'm in an Elo-this low that I can get
the shitter. The fact that he slammed Bao, that is just unreal. He plays this board
from bow slam how how how are you stunning bow here I can't I mean solo
Hopefully that's pretty good.
I just need one three.
These units I don't really care.
I'll hit it eventually but you need jacks three.
No jacks three FF.
I don't know if I want to go GS though.
The comp is actually good if you make it to Jax 3, but I just got contested for no fucking reason.
And he just took a game 21 gold on this.
This is unreal.
Set 16 Challenger.
Oh my fucking hell, man.
I mean, just his stats are even worse than mine.
Oh my god, he's 600 games hard stuck.
And the fact that you end Challenger means he's assed.
Oh wait.
Oh, another gap.
No, every single top player ends endmasters because who the fuck plays after the competitive
We don't work.
No one.
No one.
That's rule three.
No, it just has to one more time I win man
12 of Talon, I don't know if this Caitlyn's happening, but as long as I have jazz 3 I also need to start holding a rest
Game three manner region with a bowl
Great man
But the starting there's a battalion
My 10 gold is pretty good
just wait, just fucking wait, settle down
I don't think I'm going to be sure how much
Of course.
Of course that's the only one I didn't use fucking speed to shoot.
Fucking damn.
Alright, one off Italian, three off.
Go ahead.
I need two, I need two more jacks, but I also need one, I also need TF3 or I'm screwed.
I need three copies, two copies, or I'm screwed.
Oh, great.
Three star Talon, three star whatever.
Yay.
Like, I don't care that he's contesting me.
Oh, no, I do care, because this guy is complete trash.
Because the only reason he's in this spot
is because he hit TF2 off of the fucking,
the carousel.
But either way, the fact that he slammed Vow,
the fact that he slammed Vow just means his guy's ass.
How can you kill Tier chain?
How?
He killed Tier chain.
Oh, goodness.
I don't even think I'm gonna hit T.F.3.
He killed the tier chain to make a valve to lose streak on stage two
Yeah, he's he's really good man. Well played GGs
I need to yeah, and I need jacks
I'm in surely I can find one copy of Jacks thank you and now I just level for
I'm not even that bad if I can survive.
God tiered Jane.
Okay, my board's actually good, yes.
I just have to somehow level for rest and my board is good.
I mean the only thing that matters is Jax's, I'm telling you, is Jax's unit is actually broken, man.
Uuughhhhhh!
Oh, god.
32 to level, if I win this round I'll be at 5 plus 2 plus 1.
5 plus 2 plus 1 is what, 8?
So I need 4 gold.
I mean, it's not even careful anymore.
I don't even...
I mean, I can't, I, and that's not what I just dished the hex, in, in, in, in, in,
I
Can't
All right, whatever others give the talent it is what it is
My board is actually good man
Alright, now what?
Hey K3, I can see you're trying to pull us for going to rank 1, but I thought you red-handed.
Why are top players like Emily Wing, human system 9?
Alright, well, so what do I do now?
Now what?
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Should I ever forge the belt and try to get three of them Caitlyn, or should I just be
I'm okay with Storak.
Like, can you actually miss?
I feel like you can't miss.
Oh, you can miss.
Oh, you can miss.
Okay, should I just keep BT? There's nothing wrong with BT, right?
Do we start to align with BT? I'm pretty sure that's pretty good. I mean, I'll...
Alright. Now what?
Look at this Jax with it.
If I can survive until 3MK, 3M talent, my board is actually insane.
56th to level, 52 next turn.
I mean I might as well just chill. I'm not really leveling for anything.
And that's not what I'm level for this.
Low-K is level for Maokai.
Okay, honestly, I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to just level just to go zero every turn.
Oh, it's zero every turn.
Oh, it's zero every turn. Oh God.
There's Vex 2, Blitz 2 in my pool.
Like, who the fuck do I beat?
I mean, I beat this guy and look at his fucking board, like,
AHHHHH! He slammed a bow! He slammed a protectors bow! On stage 2 and plate!
I fucking can't!
It's fucking actual ass! If you want to contest like whatever man, the fact that he's sent bow, no no no. You are trash.
No I need to report this guy after.
It's actual ass.
All right, should I just go QSS and call it? Or you think I need a better item?
That QSS is good enough.
I can also go Maokai, if I'll get...
I feel like this is the only unit that takes the damage.
It's not actually 12% oh god GG oh god
Oh, the Sargeant was Medallion.
3 star, 3 star, 3 star, 3 star, 4 star, 3 stars, 38% damage amp, and I'm about to get 3 out in talent as well.
Ah man, this board just gets countered, because he doesn't have DPS to deal with the Jax.
my jazz actually looks like it's starting to sound like
what does it look like I got what
What
These early learnings 48
How
Okay, okay, I mean that's pretty good
Oh, I'm gonna have to deal with that guy
And... muted.
Fuck you.
Oh fuck this guy man!
He slammed a Vow.
He slammed a Vow
in play towards
Jax.
Jax needs gargoyle. How do you build gargoyle?
How do you build gargoyle? Chain cloak?
What does TF need?
mana items
What does TF how do you make a mana item with tears?
Wow
Let him beat this guy
S.T.M.U. at least I don't have a broccoli on my head.
Okay
Hello
Wait?
What?
What happened to my-
Make it quick.
I have a Sunfire on bitch oh help help I mean it's fine he's probably fine like
I can't tell you this is a Sunfire Dip.
He's early learnings on stage 8.
He's early learnings on stage 8 with dual loaders like bro GG from URS.
How long?
How long?
How long?
How long?
Oh, man, I'm so good.
I'm so good.
Bully, press event.
Press event.
He had TF1, Talon 1, Jax 1 on 2-1,
He slammed the vow played around the bow to win the last 25 and 26, but that's because
he got a TF2 off of Carousel.
He slammed a vow.
No, guys, listen, I don't mean to doggone this guy, well actually hold on let me check
Did Furio win?
No.
But I don't think you understand
how unacceptable it is
to slam Val there.
I understand,
it's suboptimal
to play towards TF there,
but that's like whatever.
People can test each other all the time.
I'm not gonna sit here and doggone him because he's playing the comp that I'm playing.
But, the fact that he...
The vowel slam, it is unacceptable.
That's all there is to it. It's just straight up not allowed.
Dude, not everything is reportable just because it annoys you doesn't mean it's against the rules.
That's not reportable, slamming bow there?
It's not reportable to slam bow there, are we serious?
If that's not reportable, then I don't know what the fuck is.
I haven't watched you in a while, are you still average at this game?
Ah, the righteous path begins with me.
Tomorrow is the last of my words.
I need... I ordered some chips and guac.
But I'm too late to go to the kitchen to get it.
Gigi Gigi
Can you echo Gigi?
As long as I get one Ezreal GG
just one intro that's it
4 milio
Ezreal from milio
Ezreal from milio
Maybe I can play Lululee Re-Roll, but Lululee Re-Roll's got a fun.
Ezreal Milio.
Kale Echo. I just need Econ here.
Oh, GG.
Let me make sure I'm not contested, and I'll just show you guys the heaviest fucking win-none command.
No Kale!
Actually, I guess it's Echo Kale, though.
No Ezreal? What?
How did this old man still have the energy to do these kinds of streams?
Ask Emily, she's approaching 40, buddy.
I'm just chillin and oh no no no not you it was a different only.
See.
Alright.
I'm gonna be yo all right well if I'm open anyway I might as well just go get this
Let's just walk.
Oh
So we run
I think I'm going to go back to the
next slide.
I think I'm going to go back to the
next slide.
What did the baseline say? Was this comp? I think it was a 3.54. GG.
Oh nice.
I mean you'll find Samira, who cares, you'll find the invention man.
I guarantee you this game is the first.
just straight up broken man.
So, Miravis is last with Shorjin plus 1, and then it's also Shorjin db, but IE and GS are acceptable.
I mean, I haven't natural the single coffee of Samira or
Oh.
I'm back.
I've played this comp twice and it's just 1-1.
As soon as you hit your board, you just don't listen around.
I don't know, I mean, look at the stats, instead IU is fine, so...
I do see him, I probably am gonna go IU.
because I can just go, I mean I need a tear.
I mean Shogun Lasso is for sure and then that way I can kill the glove and then just go
for crown guard.
Yeah, the dv sets are better, but it doesn't matter, I'm curious.
I probably shouldn't even slam, because I probably just want to keep losing.
Honestly, my board is like, I can spike.
That's really scary, as long as I just have like, two frontliners that are...
If I can find a frontline pair, I'm pretty sure I just win out of the station.
I just need gold. Anything with gold and GG.
Bro, if that's what would have been insane if I didn't win that one round.
I mean, I just need to hit my board. It's actually too good.
Any frontliners?
I'm sure they can win one round this stage.
I'm going to kill this and then I'll get shorter.
Oh nice, that's where you go.
How do I play Nasus?
Alright, GG, GG.
Oh no, this one you can get, you get one reroll per 10, 10 Egon.
I missed something, something, it probably has two lives, I can't beat this shit, it's
two lives, I can't.
Setzi is masters now, that doesn't matter.
Like that shit, it just doesn't matter.
Oh, instead he wins the race.
I need a wait this guy might just go for like some three star bullshit. He has like this into with the golden you go
Honestly, I'm done to just talking about this
Naisus, Naisus, we owe it up plus for this
But how it works is that when the units get knocked up, they get shot by Samira.
And then you just play double Ornn, Nunu, double Samira, and then your Samira 3 just
one shots the entire board.
And then GED.
and then you need
I eat bugged it's I don't know why people are saying that man like look look just look
Look at the Delta!
It's good!
It's good!
I don't know where the fuck the IE even was saying it!
Just look at IE!
Just look!
It's fine!
It's good!
They probably face it on B patch.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, does it under, like, wait, what?
Alright, what time should it be?
41?
I have a decent amount of free rolls going I probably shouldn't try to break I'm losing
a role by doing this. Belt, rod, another Samuro belt, BF, a nothing, a gnar. I need one Nunu.
Okay, new, new.
Also, I wouldn't mind another orb.
What does orb look like?
Alright.
Oh, nice.
I mean, it doesn't really matter.
Alright. Alright, GDs. I'm getting another two gold per turn.
Cybernetic.
I'm not, I'm actually not using some gold.
Until at least another Samurai 2.
All right, nice.
I just go for guard breaker.
It's not bugged. It's not bugged.
Settle down. It is not bugged everybody.
It's not bugged! It's not! I...
I don't really want to lose another round though.
I'm gonna money to send it this turn
Let me roll and see if I find one
I'm pretty sure he's like Gary today
How do I see so many Jackson
I can read you pretty fast.
Alright, GG.
I'm in the game is over.
Still three lives
and
I don't know, one butchering is a huge spike.
because you can get one blitzcrank, you start the combat with the thingy, it's just 3 spacegroov, but
I wonder if double nu is better than evasus or worthless as a nomad or something
but I'm probably just gonna level for jinn, because I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna lose a single round
even without the spacegroove, all I did was just level for jinn, I'm not gonna lose a round
I'm screwed.
I just got enough.
No, no, no, no. What do I get? Radiant IE.
Honestly, should I just lost this one anyway?
I'm pretty sure it's not a breaker or...
It doesn't need more crit, and then also I feel like guard breakers suck some snipers.
How much ammo do we have?
I mean, actually, I didn't even do it.
One base is a G.
Oh, you got straight, I don't know what you're up to.
I didn't do it at all.
And ideally, let's just wake up, but it's fine.
Hello?
Does it get over or what?
Anyone?
Okay, I'm pretty sure the last one's supposed to not be on Zyra.
The Zyra is the worst last whisperer I've seen.
What the fuck is this?
This is terrible.
I don't know, it's good on Xayah, it's like...
But I'm very low on removalists.
I kind of want to loss this one because they guaranteed to shoot each other.
Alright whatever, I don't need removers.
I
Can't
Hmm
whoa whoa whoa whoa holy shit
that was not a close
I mean, I lost, I just had one of you.
I didn't even know this guy was in the lobby.
Radiant GES?
What the fuck is this?
I mean, this shit has to be broken.
Or no.
Or no.
Wait?
Oh shit!
I mean, I'm pretty sure that's like a giga-cash out!
Also, this- this Xyla doesn't even do damage.
40 AP, 4 Mandrages and for every 20 mana spent, fire, killing 300, plus- I mean this item
is fucking broken, what?
How did I- how did I actually do that?
like surely I use better than the fuck of warmog like I actually sucks
and I actually thought
What does Bloodstrike look like?
Alright, double Nunu or a Jhin?
I mean in this fight, I'm pretty sure double Nunu is better, but I'm pretty sure this Nunu
He doesn't even cast.
He's one off of a pick for three.
Also decided to solo damage.
This looks strong as fuck. I don't get it.
I mean, it actually is strong.
I'm pretty sure this is like 400 plus.
I also just need to make sure this orb actually dies.
I mean they actually died, that's pretty good right?
They got one shot.
Oh, I want anyway. Holy shit.
How is this balanced? It's not! It's not!
I don't get it.
3.54 baseline by the way.
3.54 base.
GG.
What rank?
Okay, I know I said this every single day, but like, like this game, I mean, this is
just, I got contested too tanky and I pivoted to just look on a board.
legit trash and then this game I don't even think this is I mean this is a real
eight actually like this is a real seven this is a real eight I mean this is not
a real eight look at my board my only two-star I'm level nine in my only two
star is my aura farm I don't have a single fucking two-star if I just
rolled on 8? This was a guaranteed top 4. If I just rolled on 8, this is a guaranteed top 4.
If I just rolled on 8, oh wait no I did roll any, I mean this is just a bad beat. The guy just hit
fucking, I think it was Emily in this game, it just hit Nunu too, like this is just a bad beat.
I mean just look, look at my name, it was Guard Oil, Starak, what do you think I was trying
to play towards? What did I not see a single unit of? Like these games are not real games,
Like I feel like if you just in the games where I'm like I'm trying to throw if I just didn't throw
Sorry for doubting that you are crazy good, bro
You were crazy good
What rank is Diamond 428 LP?
Is it even that bad?
Wait, Diamond 428 LP is rank 17.
That's not even bad!
He's fucking right!
I'm pretty sure I don't, because yesterday I was sitting there trying to pick up a
How many games do I have? I have 81.
Solus has 3 more games than me, but he's a whole 500 LP above me.
dish soap is a 500 LP above me with eight less games.
Setsuko is 500 LP above me with seven less games.
Oh, what?
Okay, but isn't it actually a bad beat though?
Because the thing is, I have less time played.
because I think I have like 15 eighths
Samira Samira 3
What is this queue time?
It is boring to be overpowered.
Casper, I still remember when you had 9 lives and you held my recons.
What the fuck was that?
I don't know why but I've randomly just remembered, bro.
You were speedrunning the fastest 8th of your life and on your way out, you just held
all my recons for what?
Bro, I was watching Netflix.
Wait, is the new boy season good?
I don't even know if I watched the not this season but the previous season.
No.
Yes.
It's fine.
No.
Mid.
mid it's pretty good no yes
really good man perhaps
is severance worth watching yes bro severance is the best show
i wait is severance back wait is there a new season of severance
I mean season one was for sure better than season two, but I tried to recommend Severance
to Setsuko and Prestivint, and these fucking cement heads, Prestivint's top five anime
of all time is like fucking my hero academia gnarling toe in some other trash
and then he's just sitting there just giving me shit about how my my
recommendations are just good takes and I need to stop recommending all this
garbage and then I asked him what his favorite show was get this I asked him
what his favorite show was and he said it was it was power wait what power like
for all
Wouldn't be surprised if he got put so loving in his top five. I'm pretty sure it's
It's my hero in Naruto for sure and then I mean you don't even need to know the next three
The fact that those are like those are two of his top five you don't even need to fucking
I mean you don't even need this
I have to.
I'm good.
Wokch, how is this Wokch?
I think I'm playing uh I'm playing kaisa what are not ties I'm playing the block
that's woke the block the block whoop
Is this shit still broken on the long?
Oh it's only negative 0.03.
Oh this is a BOP4.
There's no Ezreal yet.
Oh, this is a Bop4.
Wait, Chrono Valley was good?
Oh
Maybe I'm gonna fight this guy though
Hello I'm tired
Maybe I go to sleep oh
Oh, holy shit.
I mean, if I'm Hyrule, there's two win streak, there's no fucking way I'm sleeping.
Is Severance good? Yes.
Wait, if you have not watched Severance, I'm telling you, you must.
There's two seasons out, I think.
You must. That show...
Have you seen Pluribus? No? Is that good? I think someone else.
Bro, I've said my top 5 enemies like 20 times man, but I still-
Ari, Soraka, 5-3 re-rolls.
It's-
I've watched that one Korean drama you recommended and all it did was make me angry.
I mean isn't that what makes a good Korean drama though?
Like it makes you want to keep watching.
Which one is probably Penthouse, if I were to guess.
I mean that's just good as well.
I can't sure.
Did I beat anyone?
No?
I don't mind if it's level 1 gold man.
Wait, also, is there any way I can somehow get to lower HP so I can get to...
He has to win though.
Are you winning?
Wait.
Okay, I just have to fight this guy.
I mean I think it just depends on who he fights.
Wait, what?
Wait, did the walls rain?
Wait, what? Wait, did the wolves win?
No?
Is he winning?
Oh nice, nice, nice. GG, GG.
GG.
And then now I get two apples, and because I need a- I'm pretty sure this build needs ginsu- ginsu positing.
Ginsu, uh, ginsu gumbly.
And then now I get two apples and then surely I can get...
I need Bow Rod.
Rod Bow Rod.
But I'm pretty sure that she's like a guaranteed ball for her.
This stats aren't even good.
I went to get my hair permed and then I was too lazy to get my hair permed like too often
So I asked them to get like, like, Curly or Curls, and now it's two Curls.
Another BF Sword.
Freak, man.
A Riven, a Meeksy.
I don't want to win this round, not really.
I mean it's fine I just have to win one more round somehow.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Honestly, this MF unit is so fucking bad, I'm pretty sure it's stronger to just carry.
I'm fighting a 3 item.
I'm pretty sure it's stronger to just carry.
How can I lose?
How can I lose a round?
I need to get timebreaker in so I can just 4-1 all in.
instead of uh...
Where?
Arbiter?
Conduit?
Darkstar?
I mean I guess I'm just for doing it.
I've actually never played this, uh...
This kind of democracy, does that say it's a government?
Oh, no.
Karma.
Kill screen.
I don't know
There's no time breakers, so we can die before to it, which is honestly fine
There's no actually pretty good it's kidder what's wrong with it after you
I don't know why the challenger MF does no damage, why are Charlotte's life deals important?
I'm thinking that's pretty good actually, never mind.
How can restart mission even be in the game?
I don't get it.
of
I'm sure the gym is better than something
it's probably it's better than me on a man bro Arbiter's gonna be doing it
just look at my spot man
like if I if I were like sitting here just like trying to throw I would just
sit here and try to greet nine but why don't I just sit here and press D and
it's just a guarantee top two
Plot on on Vanguard GD
Honestly, do I even want to roll?
Like, I don't really want to roll anymore.
This is not even a greedy mind, it's actually hit my entire ward.
I'm not even allowed to be paired.
This is actually a fast sign, yes.
For all, usually I feel like a allowed way too means I can actually fast sign.
That's for E2.
Actually there's like zero level off players.
I'm pretty sure I should just send it.
Also I'm on a 4th street so why don't I just send it?
I don't get it.
Okay, no, I might as well just have to, but there's zero the longs gone and zero Nunu
gone.
I'm not even gonna do anything, okay I'm done rolling.
I mean, I'm for sure done really now.
Cause now it's like I'm actually rolling for nothing.
Fiona doesn't do anything guys.
I have Crown of Demacia. I have Crown of Demacia.
I gain AP every two seconds.
What's an extra three fucking AP?
nothing absolutely nothing the arbiter is ass
super cool frog wait was that super cool frog you know what I did WTF do it not
I got God I got God look at dodge it should be at top five in the lead but
honestly you guys should probably top five who just said was the top five was
I'm going to rant.
No, I got caught.
I don't know.
Are you Soraka?
I can not
It's just Zoe gone Leblanc on
I think we're going to, I think we're going to, instead of Bardo.
Rammus 2, 42.
Oh my god.
I need to roll that much, he's 30 gold.
I mean, I'm probably sacking two more though, like there's no reason for you to know.
If this game doesn't go well, I will never go fastline again.
Like I don't understand why I don't just roll.
Because...
Well this guy probably won the game.
He's Nunu 2, and he has two Vexes as well.
Well, I don't get it.
I could have just rolled for Nunu 2 Leblanc 2, and I would have won like every single
one of these rounds.
Blitz 2, Nunu 2, Vex Paired, and I'm just sacking around like I'm pretty sure I could
have beat this guy with Leblanc 2.
Okay, maybe not.
Okay, maybe not.
I like it.
and I don't even have a money to for one actually now I guess I have enough money for one
enough
What
Why I mean there's no way I'm hitting back to this game
Jintu is Jintu
Our item stronger on gin is crowned gin good
Yes
I mean, can I just check the stats?
Gin Crown of Devon Cure.
It's plus delta.
What about Tucson Gin?
It's Kigo plus delta.
I'm sure I almost got caught again.
Nice try, buddy.
What?
the fuck
How
I don't even have a new new pair man. I have a gen 2 zero I am
I can go like gnar
Gnar bard
I mean I can only play part of my hitbacks.
I'm pretty sure I can only play Sona if I hit Vex.
Should I just open Cell to Gen 2?
I'm pretty sure it's actually doing stuff though.
I mean, they have 10% less armor than I want, it's not even that bad.
And it's 0.2.8.
That's pretty good.
So we have two.
Did he die yet?
I don't know, he's winning with Vex 1.
Open.
I mean I could just open cell 1, 2, 3.
Fuck it!
I can't.
I can't.
This guy has, this guy has Vex pair, man, I'm not gonna hit shit.
Fuck it!
No, I can't.
What the jits not even back?
What?
He has vex too.
Wait, I mean there's no M over some of you, it's vex too.
This has vex parry.
There's like one vex left in the pool, man, I can't.
This is Vex Peridun, one Vex left in the pool man, I can't.
I can't.
You don't even have a new pair.
Vex 2.
Graves 2.
Nunu 2.
Let's crank 2.
She's me but 20 times stronger.
You think they're just RNG of X2?
I mean it's not actually that good because I actually need to do two of them, but my
I'm at this unit got buffed surely
I
Don't die the week you don't sound open it
Whoa, whoa
I think I'm going six.
I don't have Nunu too. I don't have...
I need to fight this guy, please.
Oh! Hoo!
I'm sure that can be this right he's playing he's playing corgi to ramus to bar no tune surely surely gonna be this trash
It's am I falling is so bad
That is good, it's a loud, and then now that Nunu is back in the pool.
I think I'm going third at least.
If I just spam, if my Nudu can ult like 3 times, it just stuns 3 times, then maybe I can win.
Is it actually that good?
800 damage?
That was cast number 1, that's pretty good.
Wait?
Wait?
wait wait wait the speaking is still i wasn't as actually kind of close
i care
hello
can you just roll on 8 dishes just getting sad?
I mean yes like if that spot looked like a fast time right?
But the thing is it's like you would rather hit Nunu 2 and be stuck with Vex like I would
You'd rather have LeBlanc 2 with Nunu 2 than Vex 2 with Nunu 1.
And the thing is when you go 9, you're not even guaranteed Vexed.
So it's like, I don't understand why you wouldn't just fucking roll on 8.
I don't understand.
Serious question, you had so much tempo on 4, on 4, on 4, on 4, on 8, with Sagan
seeming to go 9, really the odd one.
Obviously you're still about to play it either way, but I'm just trying to understand
your decision.
You can just hit Blitz 2 and Vex 2 instead.
I mean, yes, if you have 100 gold, but then you're also sacked in the entirety of stage 4, which is like almost never worth.
Now, this fast 9-shot is just the people prank.
That shit is legit awful.
Hello?
Hello, I'm tired.
I guess it's Lakers against Rockets.
Maybe I just flake when the lakers start.
I don't like rooting for the lakers when they have...
Wait, Risa and Luka are playing, right?
Yeah, I only like rooting for the lakers when it's only LeBron.
LeBron's last season, I doubt it.
Is he going to announce his retirement before the season starts?
Probably.
Like unless he just dies, there's, I'm pretty sure he's playing at least one more season.
He said no retirement tour?
What if LeBron Katie Steff team up for one last season?
I don't even think that team would win.
I'm here for sure would not win.
The rest of your team is about to get paid fucking pennies.
And then these guys are for sure getting it overpaid.
They are taking min contracts.
Wait?
I don't even know how much.
How much does Lebron even get paid right now?
Like his contract?
Tomorrow's the last day of my life, sir.
Like, are these guys even getting paid for you, himself?
I mean, 52 mil?
I mean, that is insane for a 41-year-old.
What about Curry?
Curry is 59 mil.
And then what about uh, you know, who's underpaid?
Westbrook. Wait, hold on, let me go find a salary.
His salary? He has paid 3.6 mil. How?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, with how much he brings to the Kings,
is that has to be a steal. Like, you cannot, like, you can be the biggest Westbrook hater,
but you cannot tell me he is worth
115th
I'm a mass contractor. No, that is a capipines
He's so bad no, he's not man
For he's actually good
I don't understand how you're allowed to just sit there and hate on the go. Let's finish this quickly
He trolled Denver last year in the playoffs. Oh ho ho! A player getting paid
four mil? Troll bum? Oh! What about a player getting paid 50 mil dropping a
two for 16? Atchimal Murray! Explain that to me. How are we blaming Westbrook?
When someone that's getting paid 10 times the salary drops a gig of
stinker. How are we blaming Westbrook? Please tell me. Please tell me. No, no. I
I would love to hear it.
Wait, this is actually...
This is actually a... a Zion game.
It's actually good.
It's the altar. My Ziyus cores are actually nasty.
I don't know why I sold the uh... I don't know why I sold the HRC though. I could have just played it.
I'll see you later.
Gigi, Gigi.
Wait, what happened to my... what happened to my 8 rocks too?
My problem just can't sustain the Kraken right now, but also if you have dv, the Kraken
I'd rather just have the BF sword for uh...
Alright, I mean I just had one with the Tooth Shriek.
I'd rather just have the uh...
Wait, what is it?
Barney Echo.
If I find one Jhin, I just win the game.
Is it a decent chance I get a 1 cost that I can find Talon or Dia?
Bro, LeBlanc is so lame.
Ziya is actually a cool unit.
DB Bo cook I
Think I three street
If this is not a top four of the cement street
It's not even like I'm actually certain
I just wanted to excuse the flake.
My Ziyas scores are fucking nasty.
After three rounds, gained a four-cloth champion.
That...
I also released some keys.
Alright, hold on.
Great.
Let me go check players and a
Oh sure, I'm 15 that's pretty good
This is our world first.
Hmm.
Ha!
Wait, what?
Alright!
Let me go check my-
Where'd it go?
I have a 75% win rate with Zaya but honestly it's a kind of fake. I didn't kill a single unit
because a lot of the times it's going to be a
A lot of the times it's I think three times it's a Samira board. So that's three firsts with the Samira
But but yeah
That's actually good. I think you can play it on board. You play it on board serpent and altar
The boys actually good for serpent altar
You are triple the number of games bro, there needs to be
All right, man.
Can, no, no, no, actually though, starting right now,
can you guys start being nice?
And then I'll be respectful to everybody
and then you guys stop watching
and then we can all climb together.
So this game is actually over.
It's the altar, by the way.
D. Bro, I need some chips and guac.
I only have the chips.
How much did you make off of the Vitality winning?
Negative a thousand?
I was betting on Phyria.
I can't.
Both.
Both was my Vitality.
Both was mine.
that was low
Xayah is trashed this patch, I have a 75% win rate for this decision.
The unit is actually good, guys.
I got saved totally fucked.
You never go wrong with the econ.
All right, plus one.
What?
But the reason those live sets are bad, I think.
It's because people play it outside of altar bore and and uh what's it called?
or boar and insertion.
Should probably hold a Mordekaiser.
Uh, Jax.
I guess I can hold a Lowy.
Should probably hold Rass and use Senera.
I'm looking for thank you thank you for some 69 times 6
I
I mean I didn't play Graves Iogen Trio. All right GG's
If I don't win the next round though, I'm going to be like, on the amount of EXP.
and I can just cash out uh...
phrase items
I don't think I'm gonna have the front line to go uh... this build
can I find someone weak?
Oh, I don't even know if I beat this guy.
Who the fuck do I beat?
Do I beat this?
I mean, if there's one person that I can beat in my pool, it has to be this one.
This front-line is so bad.
If I win this, it's like a turbo would be.
Jesus.
I'm out of time.
Alright.
The ult was almost done, 59 out of 16.
250 health minus two range 10% on the 2580
Graves graves
Rod another BF a
A glove?
A gear?
I shouldn't have won this build then.
We need two more VS wards.
I kinda wanna go the uh...
I think it's that that built another built which is broken I must
It's probably just going to be IE Gumblade on Graves, plus a gold item.
How many CS are there?
Game 2 more.
IE Gumblade plus 1.
Xayah's bad?
Xayah's bad?
Second wind every fifth attack field bonus tree damage equal to a hundred fifty percent
Honestly, that sounds kind of good
I
I've I've two TVs I'm in and I just go this one now
I just need one new new my ports actually good I can stop rolling on one new new
I mean, there's like a 2-3 roll, it's fine.
I mean I still need one noodle but I don't really want to roll for it.
My frontline is a fucking cho gas!
Mmmmm, I don't really like Gumblings, I'd rather go broad to your front line.
But then now I probably wouldn't go with a buck shot.
I have no anti-tank.
Desire is good.
I just don't have a new nuke.
8 free rolls, 2 gold to turn, and it gives me a frontline anomaly, whatever the fuck.
How many new-news are gone, man?
That guy's mech.
This guy has 2 new-news.
That guy's mech.
This guy has 0 new-news.
This guy has 3 new-news.
I don't even know what he's playing, and this guy has, I mean, can I get 1 new-new
and GG?
Also, this Kahuna-Huna is complete trash.
It's a set
There's a crazy there
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Okay, my board is no longer that shit, but I might as well just play this because I need
I need some gold.
Beside the ribs.
Alright, and then now, what's my HP? 60?
I'm getting the anomaly.
I mean no not good enough that is really fucking good, but that's actually the best thing I could have hit
I don't want to go fuckshot with Shoujin
Is this good? I thought it would gain a 50%
Is this?
Whatever it's free fuck
all right how close am I to leveling because I can level Jin drop drop Shen
Jin? Morgana?
This is our world first.
Oh man, not the Sack 2.
The Sack 2.
Great, Nulu too, fucking loser.
Also, we're buying to never take Kharudov woulda ever again.
Shit, it's trash.
Like if it's not good on a ginsu dvd beholder like how can a ginsu ginsu dvd do how how
is that my augment?
This is not to do this is this is bravo by the way don't even think for a second
I didn't even finish roll. I have more rolls. Should I just roll once to see if I was going
I mean I should be rolling another three times for sure minus one for info
Yeah, fuck it
No, no, I mean I have two more rolls
Fuck it. Just to see if I would have it
If I had anything but kahuna huna I win man please this kahuna huna ass
Let's make them notes.
Gigi! Gigi!
of
I'm not looking for a way to get up here.
Or not Loki, I'm pretty sure this game is a bit spicy already.
I'm pretty sure this is a bit of a breeze. I think they know it's a breeze.
Well, I mean, all I need is frontline. I don't care though, so enough.
It's just another Zyra first. See?
It's not Kahuna-Huna-Diff. If I had second wind, every single one of these fights.
fight
I get a full item
I mean that's for sure better than uh...
I could also drop this for
uh... what's it called
but I'm pretty trashy to play
I don't have Barbarian's anywhere
Not the wrong Barbarian
The fuck?
I've never even seen this!
Comment the others that deals
How many heads is this? I've never even seen this one!
yeah whatever fuck it I wait what
how many heads is it
oh I mean it's done them that's pretty good not really this shit is ass I could
I mean this positioning is just horrendous the positioning is actually horrendous
All right.
I still don't even know why I went shockwave.
What the fuck?
I took Shockwave.
Did they even stun this?
stuns
holy shit is great
Next three attacks
All right, what am I missing over barred like a like a
How much am I barred you eat 43
Oh, I stunned the Tomcatch. That's pretty good, right?
I mean just look man, like if I wanted to climb, it's just too easy man.
It's actually just a little bit too easy.
Kabuto Hudo seems really underrated and strong when used properly.
You can easily see this OP on me getting hard nerfed down the line, probably.
You can see DVDV and it does 1k true damage. How is that even possible?
Oh god... Oh god...
Hello?
Alright. I think that is enough TFD for me for today.
I'm gonna host Solace. I'm out of here. GG everybody. GG.
9 hours? I mean that's pretty good. No, the thing is people are already masters- no, okay.
Tomorrow? I'll play until masters 4, sure. If I don't hit 200 LP by the end of tomorrow's
stream- wait, 9. Honestly, I don't even know if I will because that's a pretty far.
Thanks. Never mind that.