{"segments": [{"start": 60.0, "end": 65.6, "text": " What'd I get?"}, {"start": 65.6, "end": 68.0, "text": " Game 8 EAT, game any from end?"}, {"start": 68.0, "end": 70.0, "text": " Oh, is that good?"}, {"start": 70.0, "end": 75.4, "text": " I think it's pretty good."}, {"start": 75.4, "end": 79.24000000000001, "text": " Ah, I can just tell this is the first."}, {"start": 79.24000000000001, "end": 86.56, "text": " I know Pressman calls me the boy who cried forced, but I mean just look at my spot,"}, {"start": 86.56, "end": 87.56, "text": " man."}, {"start": 87.56, "end": 88.56, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 88.56, "end": 97.44, "text": " Guys, you know, you guys have been sitting there fucking harassing me, about being Diamond"}, {"start": 97.44, "end": 104.52000000000001, "text": " or Emerald or whatever the fuck, and I actually just checked, did you know, or I don't know,"}, {"start": 104.52000000000001, "end": 109.0, "text": " I checked yesterday night, but yesterday night I was rank 8."}, {"start": 109.0, "end": 111.44, "text": " Explain that to me."}, {"start": 111.44, "end": 113.0, "text": " Diamond 3 was rank 8."}, {"start": 113.0, "end": 115.56, "text": " That's not even bad, man."}, {"start": 115.56, "end": 116.56, "text": " Why am I getting flamed?"}, {"start": 116.56, "end": 118.56, "text": " I thought I was like rank 100"}, {"start": 120.44, "end": 122.5, "text": " Like just because set to go just because"}, {"start": 123.52, "end": 126.12, "text": " This opens already masters doesn't mean that I'm behind"}, {"start": 127.32000000000001, "end": 129.32, "text": " You can't compare yourself to the best"}, {"start": 135.92000000000002, "end": 138.36, "text": " You're lower than the wing, okay, I mean that doesn't matter"}, {"start": 138.36, "end": 150.28, "text": " So you're saying Setsuko is better than you? Yes, he is. I know it, you know it, everyone knows it."}, {"start": 150.28, "end": 157.88000000000002, "text": " He's better than you as well. I don't know what to tell you."}, {"start": 157.88, "end": 174.12, "text": " Also, I ordered Chipotle again, that fucking, that uh, cilantro live sauce?"}, {"start": 174.12, "end": 176.12, "text": " God damn."}, {"start": 206.12, "end": 210.56, "text": " In this in this galaxy is legit broken. No cap"}, {"start": 213.26, "end": 217.06, "text": " Like in in in this one it's just it's just"}, {"start": 227.96, "end": 229.96, "text": " Love felt"}, {"start": 233.3, "end": 235.72, "text": " Golden needle is that good? Yes"}, {"start": 236.12, "end": 247.12, "text": " Aatrox, Akali, is this still my planter?"}, {"start": 247.12, "end": 250.12, "text": " Yeah it is, GD."}, {"start": 250.12, "end": 260.8, "text": " Uh, Glove, Belt, I mean, you actually don't even..."}, {"start": 260.8, "end": 263.96, "text": " The best thing about Akali is you don't even need or not Akali."}, {"start": 263.96, "end": 266.12, "text": " The best thing about Ziyah is you don't even need Gensu."}, {"start": 266.12, "end": 272.88, "text": " I wouldn't be surprised at Gensu is plus Delta on Ziyah."}, {"start": 272.88, "end": 279.88, "text": " I swear my side is way better without getting spooned."}, {"start": 296.56, "end": 300.28, "text": " Do this IRL peeking."}, {"start": 300.28000000000003, "end": 302.28000000000003, "text": " I mean, I'm pretty sure you probably won't get to this, by the end."}, {"start": 308.44000000000005, "end": 309.8, "text": " Uhhh... fuck."}, {"start": 310.6, "end": 315.00000000000006, "text": " I mean, Double Flies is actually kinda good, but the thing is that then I give up on Alters. Is that okay?"}, {"start": 325.56000000000006, "end": 326.56000000000006, "text": " I feel like it's fine."}, {"start": 326.56, "end": 331.06, "text": " Or I could just go Partial Ascension and not throw my game."}, {"start": 331.06, "end": 333.64, "text": " Okay, I'm not going to just go Partial Ascension and not throw my game."}, {"start": 333.64, "end": 341.52, "text": " If there were any other, I would have taken it for sure though."}, {"start": 341.52, "end": 342.64, "text": " Three turns off?"}, {"start": 342.64, "end": 344.04, "text": " So how many?"}, {"start": 344.04, "end": 350.66, "text": " I want to make sure I have the Ultra Taxed out on, uh, on 4-1."}, {"start": 350.66, "end": 355.18, "text": " So-"}, {"start": 355.18, "end": 356.02, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 359.42, "end": 362.3, "text": " You get altered so fast at later stages anyways."}, {"start": 362.3, "end": 363.98, "text": " Okay, well I'm not gonna survive there."}, {"start": 363.98, "end": 366.14, "text": " I mean, I need it on 4-1 and I'm screwed."}, {"start": 371.34000000000003, "end": 374.22, "text": " Can you tell the class about Brawler Master Yi tech?"}, {"start": 375.94, "end": 376.78000000000003, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 378.42, "end": 379.7, "text": " Brawler Master Yi?"}, {"start": 379.7, "end": 384.7, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 384.7, "end": 397.7, "text": " I'll have to lose some gold."}, {"start": 397.7, "end": 399.7, "text": " Uh, am I losing that much gold?"}, {"start": 399.7, "end": 400.7, "text": " One..."}, {"start": 400.7, "end": 402.7, "text": " Can I even just sell for..."}, {"start": 402.7, "end": 404.7, "text": " I have just one gold."}, {"start": 404.7, "end": 408.7, "text": " Pretty sure I need to, yeah, I need to get that anyway."}, {"start": 408.7, "end": 416.62, "text": " All right, how close is it? 36 out of 60? Three turns for 24?"}, {"start": 419.58, "end": 427.18, "text": " Is that even possible? Let's say I kill... I'm pretty sure I'm only killing six. 24? No."}, {"start": 427.18, "end": 442.02, "text": " D3 soju holy yeah see dive into his high yellow man this is how on the game"}, {"start": 442.02, "end": 454.26, "text": " All right 17 I probably won't have it on for one but I'll have it on for two probably"}, {"start": 454.26, "end": 468.14, "text": " glove belt golden Niko Niko chain 10 exp I mean I really don't want a more"}, {"start": 468.14, "end": 480.14, "text": " I don't really like that. Oh great. GG. No, no, no, no Zaya. GG."}, {"start": 498.14, "end": 521.14, "text": " Alright, I have Sunfire, Lasher, Glove, I have no fucking items whatsoever."}, {"start": 521.14, "end": 542.06, "text": " Graves?"}, {"start": 542.06, "end": 547.14, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 547.14, "end": 549.14, "text": " I'm taking Scaling Grease."}, {"start": 549.14, "end": 551.14, "text": " Oh my fucking god."}, {"start": 553.14, "end": 555.14, "text": " God is 3-1 how?"}, {"start": 559.14, "end": 561.14, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 561.14, "end": 563.14, "text": " And I'm like 1 HP."}, {"start": 563.14, "end": 565.14, "text": " And then this guy is cash out."}, {"start": 565.14, "end": 567.14, "text": " He's catching up 400."}, {"start": 567.14, "end": 569.14, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 571.14, "end": 573.14, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 577.14, "end": 579.14, "text": " 12 to level"}, {"start": 591.3, "end": 595.5, "text": " I am pretty sure I was supposed to roll"}, {"start": 597.02, "end": 599.06, "text": " 60 here no cap"}, {"start": 599.0600000000001, "end": 611.82, "text": " I'm pretty sure if I see like two level Hops I'm probably going to see some good stuff."}, {"start": 611.82, "end": 615.4200000000001, "text": " Loki I can just go fast nigh."}, {"start": 615.4200000000001, "end": 623.74, "text": " Like I suck one more and then I just nigh, but I mean fast nigh doesn't even do it."}, {"start": 623.74, "end": 625.74, "text": " The only unit that I want to line up is Jhin, that's it."}, {"start": 638.38, "end": 639.58, "text": " Nunu!"}, {"start": 640.78, "end": 642.78, "text": " Eh, should I hold Rammus?"}, {"start": 653.74, "end": 682.74, "text": " I'm probably not playing NAR, BF, tier glove, BF, cloak, nothing, Stargazer, Wraths,"}, {"start": 682.74, "end": 702.98, "text": " I just need one or the other Ha!"}, {"start": 702.98, "end": 706.16, "text": " I didn't hit either with that much gold, I can't!"}, {"start": 716.3000000000001, "end": 717.02, "text": " I can't!"}, {"start": 727.38, "end": 729.38, "text": " Hmm, don't want to pull Blitzcrank."}, {"start": 732.98, "end": 751.28, "text": " I mean blitzing too is better than morticizer but I mean I didn't hit how how how I don't"}, {"start": 751.28, "end": 763.72, "text": " know how how Kahuna who not fuck you man whatever you need TV this grease to"}, {"start": 763.72, "end": 774.28, "text": " not really yay yay yay what who"}, {"start": 781.28, "end": 783.28, "text": " Ahh..."}, {"start": 787.12, "end": 794.8, "text": " The rageblade Ziya is not necessary, trust me. My scores on this comp is just non-stop first."}, {"start": 796.12, "end": 798.12, "text": " But uh..."}, {"start": 798.76, "end": 800.76, "text": " It's probably not a first."}, {"start": 802.4399999999999, "end": 806.52, "text": " When this is my board, after saving the count."}, {"start": 807.8, "end": 809.8, "text": " Explain that to me. I can't."}, {"start": 809.8000000000001, "end": 811.8000000000001, "text": " Savings account?"}, {"start": 811.8000000000001, "end": 815.8000000000001, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 815.8000000000001, "end": 820.8000000000001, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 820.8000000000001, "end": 824.8000000000001, "text": " Shepard Ziya."}, {"start": 824.8000000000001, "end": 829.8000000000001, "text": " This is, I mean my board is insane."}, {"start": 829.8000000000001, "end": 832.8000000000001, "text": " I two-star everything, but like, I mean,"}, {"start": 832.8000000000001, "end": 834.8000000000001, "text": " imagine I didn't get dropped to Golden Eko."}, {"start": 834.8000000000001, "end": 835.8000000000001, "text": " Is it my spot?"}, {"start": 835.8000000000001, "end": 837.8000000000001, "text": " Fuck. Probably, man."}, {"start": 853.9200000000001, "end": 859.94, "text": " So you got saved. Not really. Okay, but honestly, I'm telling you"}, {"start": 861.34, "end": 864.4200000000001, "text": " my scores on Zaya are fucking"}, {"start": 864.4200000000001, "end": 874.32, "text": " Insane. This cop is legit broken. No, I'm like I am I am actually fucking certain that"}, {"start": 874.32, "end": 879.1200000000001, "text": " Altered Zyra is broken. Don't know what sub. I can't."}, {"start": 879.1200000000001, "end": 886.5200000000001, "text": " Barry Osso with the tier one being subscribed for 34 months. Barry Osso says hi."}, {"start": 886.5200000000001, "end": 892.5400000000001, "text": " Thank you for the sub buddy. Oh great. I'm screwed. I mean I'm fighting I'm"}, {"start": 892.54, "end": 894.54, "text": " I'm fighting a 400 charge cashout?"}, {"start": 901.54, "end": 904.54, "text": " I'm fighting a 400 charge cashout. This is not..."}, {"start": 910.54, "end": 914.54, "text": " 400 charge cashout into mech. GG everybody."}, {"start": 914.54, "end": 923.54, "text": " The fact that I even killed the Galio is already a win."}, {"start": 923.54, "end": 926.54, "text": " No, it is broken."}, {"start": 926.54, "end": 929.54, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 929.54, "end": 932.54, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 932.54, "end": 935.54, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 935.54, "end": 938.54, "text": " Take it easy."}, {"start": 938.54, "end": 943.54, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 943.54, "end": 950.54, "text": " I don't have a single frontline item, I can't."}, {"start": 961.4399999999999, "end": 968.4399999999999, "text": " I have to put a tier on my Rammus for 100 health."}, {"start": 973.54, "end": 984.42, "text": " This is just sad."}, {"start": 984.42, "end": 987.8199999999999, "text": " Graves 2 level 9."}, {"start": 987.8199999999999, "end": 995.14, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 995.14, "end": 997.14, "text": " I'm pretty sure this guy gets Brailed, though."}, {"start": 997.14, "end": 999.14, "text": " His Bravens are fucking ass."}, {"start": 999.14, "end": 1001.14, "text": " QSS GSB D.D."}, {"start": 1001.14, "end": 1003.14, "text": " Where is the damage?"}, {"start": 1003.14, "end": 1005.14, "text": " I can't even kill my sub-fire king."}, {"start": 1005.14, "end": 1007.14, "text": " US!"}, {"start": 1007.14, "end": 1009.14, "text": " US!"}, {"start": 1013.14, "end": 1015.14, "text": " Look at the desire damage."}, {"start": 1019.14, "end": 1021.14, "text": " Honestly, it's probably because it's this."}, {"start": 1021.14, "end": 1023.14, "text": " And you just have infinite passive."}, {"start": 1029.1399999999999, "end": 1031.1399999999999, "text": " Well, the bad beat is if I fight..."}, {"start": 1033.14, "end": 1039.8600000000001, "text": " Okay, it's 5-2 perfect, but Vex-2."}, {"start": 1039.8600000000001, "end": 1048.98, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,"}, {"start": 1048.98, "end": 1049.98, "text": " no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 1049.98, "end": 1052.22, "text": " If I had two more HP, my-my spot is actually good."}, {"start": 1052.22, "end": 1056.0200000000002, "text": " I just needed two more HP."}, {"start": 1056.0200000000002, "end": 1059.3400000000001, "text": " Because the problem is I'm always going to lose to this guy because it's the"}, {"start": 1059.34, "end": 1069.74, "text": " cash out and then if I fight I just I he just spiked he just spiked to please"}, {"start": 1076.98, "end": 1081.1799999999998, "text": " well for sure this is not the thing"}, {"start": 1081.18, "end": 1095.1000000000001, "text": " U.S. I mean I'm just saying this guy had vexed to blitz to bar to more to and he lost to a"}, {"start": 1095.1000000000001, "end": 1100.5400000000002, "text": " some firecane like just wait man just wait"}, {"start": 1106.14, "end": 1113.9, "text": " I mean that's pretty good I will allow that one I mean I'm down to step one"}, {"start": 1113.9, "end": 1126.38, "text": " look at my front line or my my my my my cybernetic implant man I mean every turn"}, {"start": 1126.38, "end": 1131.66, "text": " is for the inner world to be sorry bro I don't have enough money I mean I can level"}, {"start": 1131.66, "end": 1138.5800000000002, "text": " and go through the overvex one vex no the bad beat oh actually I don't think I"}, {"start": 1138.58, "end": 1145.4199999999998, "text": " I'm fighting this turn, but then if I five two all in and then fight him on five two after losing five one"}, {"start": 1145.4199999999998, "end": 1148.3, "text": " I'm just dead. I mean I have the sack one. I mean"}, {"start": 1156.5, "end": 1158.5, "text": " I beat this guy"}, {"start": 1158.5, "end": 1160.5, "text": " What the fuck is this garbage"}, {"start": 1166.86, "end": 1168.86, "text": " Victor 3"}, {"start": 1218.5, "end": 1234.7, "text": " Do I even play Vekstu?"}, {"start": 1234.7, "end": 1235.7, "text": " Probably not."}, {"start": 1235.7, "end": 1240.34, "text": " Because I'm always on the front line at him."}, {"start": 1240.34, "end": 1247.46, "text": " I'm in low key Vekstu and I probably don't."}, {"start": 1247.46, "end": 1252.26, "text": " I don't have a single two star."}, {"start": 1252.26, "end": 1255.26, "text": " Or, I don't have a single star. I don't have a single front line either."}, {"start": 1261.96, "end": 1263.96, "text": " How is this motherfuckin..."}, {"start": 1265.46, "end": 1267.46, "text": " How is this move just..."}, {"start": 1271.46, "end": 1272.46, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 1272.96, "end": 1273.96, "text": " Wait, he lost?"}, {"start": 1273.96, "end": 1274.96, "text": " To who?"}, {"start": 1274.96, "end": 1280.96, "text": " You're a star, son of a dog."}, {"start": 1280.96, "end": 1286.96, "text": " Make your fate."}, {"start": 1286.96, "end": 1287.96, "text": " Moki?"}, {"start": 1287.96, "end": 1288.96, "text": " Maybe he lost my clone."}, {"start": 1288.96, "end": 1289.96, "text": " Moki."}, {"start": 1289.96, "end": 1290.96, "text": " Yeah, not really."}, {"start": 1290.96, "end": 1291.96, "text": " Yeah, not."}, {"start": 1291.96, "end": 1292.96, "text": " Yeah, not."}, {"start": 1292.96, "end": 1293.96, "text": " Oh, what the?"}, {"start": 1293.96, "end": 1294.96, "text": " Wait, what the?"}, {"start": 1306.48, "end": 1310.68, "text": " Am I dead? I mean, surely I can kill one fucking unit. One."}, {"start": 1321.76, "end": 1322.76, "text": " Wait?"}, {"start": 1323.96, "end": 1329.1200000000001, "text": " No, no, it was actually close."}, {"start": 1329.1200000000001, "end": 1333.08, "text": " It was actually, my Xayah was about to recall the feathers, man."}, {"start": 1333.08, "end": 1334.58, "text": " It was actually close."}, {"start": 1334.58, "end": 1344.2, "text": " Oh, man, I can't, bro."}, {"start": 1344.2, "end": 1348.48, "text": " I refuse to go bramble vest."}, {"start": 1348.48, "end": 1353.8, "text": " I mean, if I fight."}, {"start": 1353.8, "end": 1356.78, "text": " If I fight this, Bramble's actually good, but I'm pretty sure I beat him anyway."}, {"start": 1356.78, "end": 1358.28, "text": " I don't care, I'm getting an item."}, {"start": 1358.28, "end": 1359.28, "text": " Don't care."}, {"start": 1359.28, "end": 1361.12, "text": " And what I get?"}, {"start": 1361.12, "end": 1362.12, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 1362.12, "end": 1374.12, "text": " I can go War Moms or another visage."}, {"start": 1374.12, "end": 1378.08, "text": " Alright, GG's."}, {"start": 1378.08, "end": 1379.08, "text": " This game's over."}, {"start": 1379.08, "end": 1383.68, "text": " I mean, I actually got my third frontline item."}, {"start": 1383.68, "end": 1390.68, "text": " Uh, is that strong? I mean, he's Graves 2, Vex 2, but his best item is his front line and his shit. His Graves items are turbo-chains."}, {"start": 1393.18, "end": 1394.38, "text": " And the Graves is dead."}, {"start": 1394.98, "end": 1395.98, "text": " Aaaaand?"}, {"start": 1397.88, "end": 1398.5800000000002, "text": " GD!"}, {"start": 1403.38, "end": 1404.5800000000002, "text": " That was actually kinda close."}, {"start": 1410.18, "end": 1410.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1410.88, "end": 1422.8000000000002, "text": " Okay, like this much of bramble isn't doing anything this much of bramble for sure doesn't do anything"}, {"start": 1430.3000000000002, "end": 1432.3000000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1440.88, "end": 1452.3000000000002, "text": " I didn't move it to the left I didn't move it to the left GG GG and now I'm dead and now fuck and now I'm dead"}, {"start": 1458.8400000000001, "end": 1460.8400000000001, "text": " Holy shit that he won't"}, {"start": 1466.3600000000001, "end": 1468.3600000000001, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 1469.3600000000001, "end": 1472.3600000000001, "text": " Ah, GG, it's just another first."}, {"start": 1483.3600000000001, "end": 1485.3600000000001, "text": " Alright, and then now you have third gen, I know that's pretty good."}, {"start": 1490.3600000000001, "end": 1492.3600000000001, "text": " That was not thought-for-able, man."}, {"start": 1492.3600000000001, "end": 1499.3600000000001, "text": " It's legit not bop-formal, I mean I guess I have to lose to Dan, I'm all in the news"}, {"start": 1500.96, "end": 1505.96, "text": " position for Dan and then there's no way. I mean I don't even think I lose to one of"}, {"start": 1505.96, "end": 1506.96, "text": " us."}, {"start": 1506.96, "end": 1513.96, "text": " I wasn't joking when I said nothing stands in my way."}, {"start": 1543.96, "end": 1545.96, "text": " Please tell me"}, {"start": 1564.68, "end": 1566.68, "text": " Shit that was kind of close"}, {"start": 1568.68, "end": 1572.52, "text": " See and then now I just don't like to catch on I can actually just win the game"}, {"start": 1573.96, "end": 1580.96, "text": " I guess my frontline is complete ass."}, {"start": 1580.96, "end": 1587.96, "text": " I'm fighting this guy so maybe I can win this round."}, {"start": 1587.96, "end": 1589.96, "text": " He looks pretty strong though."}, {"start": 1589.96, "end": 1595.96, "text": " Morgtu, Shendu, Blitz 2, Bramets 2, Vex 2."}, {"start": 1595.96, "end": 1598.96, "text": " Well he's kind of strong, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 1598.96, "end": 1601.96, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 1601.96, "end": 1603.96, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 1621.3, "end": 1624.9, "text": " Oh nice, I need to go up before the other person over there. That's pretty good"}, {"start": 1626.3, "end": 1628.3, "text": " Surely that means something right?"}, {"start": 1628.3, "end": 1631.3, "text": " Oh, got another one, Tom."}, {"start": 1631.3, "end": 1632.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1632.3, "end": 1635.3, "text": " Why does it look like I used-"}, {"start": 1649.3, "end": 1652.3, "text": " No, the sniper cop is good."}, {"start": 1652.3, "end": 1654.3, "text": " It's actually good."}, {"start": 1654.3, "end": 1655.3, "text": " Just-"}, {"start": 1655.3, "end": 1660.3, "text": " Look at his board!"}, {"start": 1660.3, "end": 1664.3, "text": " Look at, just look at his board!"}, {"start": 1664.3, "end": 1666.3, "text": " Let's, let's look at his board."}, {"start": 1666.3, "end": 1667.3, "text": " Yes, he's level 10."}, {"start": 1667.3, "end": 1670.3, "text": " And let's look at his board."}, {"start": 1670.3, "end": 1676.3, "text": " I have a Samira, a Jax, a Mordekite."}, {"start": 1676.3, "end": 1681.3, "text": " It's just a Rage rate."}, {"start": 1681.3, "end": 1683.3, "text": " It's just a rage rate."}, {"start": 1689.7, "end": 1692.34, "text": " I mean, what's this? What's this, buddy?"}, {"start": 1697.62, "end": 1703.7, "text": " I mean, this is a good four. I mean, this two taking shit is broken. I lost to uh, I lost Ziya with this four."}, {"start": 1703.7, "end": 1705.7, "text": " That's how I knew it was broken."}, {"start": 1707.1399999999999, "end": 1709.94, "text": " I don't even know what I'm playing this game. I think I'm playing karma primary."}, {"start": 1711.3, "end": 1714.3, "text": " I played 9 Dark Star, well I played Xayah again."}, {"start": 1727.3, "end": 1730.3, "text": " The comp is actually good. The comp is actually good, yes."}, {"start": 1741.3, "end": 1748.3, "text": " Uhhh..."}, {"start": 1766.26, "end": 1769.3, "text": " According to stats, Alter is the third best, we really?"}, {"start": 1769.3, "end": 1775.98, "text": " Well, what's the best like not all the things is like it doesn't wait like did you can you filter the stats by?"}, {"start": 1776.62, "end": 1777.98, "text": " by"}, {"start": 1777.98, "end": 1780.3, "text": " By the Stargazer based on your playing Zaya"}, {"start": 1782.5, "end": 1787.94, "text": " Like you can filter it like with Zaya 2 3 item and can you exclude Samira 3?"}, {"start": 1791.3, "end": 1793.3, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 1794.5, "end": 1796.74, "text": " Wait, where wait, what site is this no ad?"}, {"start": 1799.3, "end": 1809.3, "text": " What a meta TFT, put in Zaya 2-3 items, go to Trape and type Stargazer."}, {"start": 1809.3, "end": 1814.3, "text": " Okay, and then can you exclude Samira 3 for me?"}, {"start": 1820.3, "end": 1823.3, "text": " The fuck happened to my game?"}, {"start": 1823.3, "end": 1825.3, "text": " Do it yourself, nah."}, {"start": 1825.3, "end": 1833.98, "text": " Excludes a mirror three and then let me know the order is this serpent then bore then alter"}, {"start": 1847.78, "end": 1850.32, "text": " This guy says these six people we can't see"}, {"start": 1850.32, "end": 1857.32, "text": " Let me just show you what I look like, hold on."}, {"start": 1857.32, "end": 1861.54, "text": " This is how I sit."}, {"start": 1861.54, "end": 1862.54, "text": " It's kinda comfortable."}, {"start": 1862.54, "end": 1864.54, "text": " I'm 180 degrees."}, {"start": 1864.54, "end": 1872.3799999999999, "text": " Do you know Kcerado from Feria?"}, {"start": 1872.3799999999999, "end": 1875.3, "text": " He sits like this in pro matches."}, {"start": 1875.3, "end": 1877.22, "text": " I don't even understand how."}, {"start": 1877.22, "end": 1884.22, "text": " He drops 30 every single game, and he just sits like this."}, {"start": 1907.22, "end": 1909.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1913.02, "end": 1918.3, "text": " The altar jinx Caitlyn Boe Boe rod"}, {"start": 1923.78, "end": 1925.78, "text": " Two out of three the altar"}, {"start": 1927.38, "end": 1933.54, "text": " Right side to chemo paired Leona NAR big are"}, {"start": 1967.22, "end": 1970.06, "text": " I don't even know what you're like, you're saying you're bad."}, {"start": 1970.06, "end": 1973.06, "text": " I hate clear mines, actually, it's completely trash."}, {"start": 1997.22, "end": 1999.22, "text": " Did I even want a level here?"}, {"start": 2008.26, "end": 2012.1200000000001, "text": " Great, two tankies in here, that should be guaranteed forced. I can't."}, {"start": 2013.6200000000001, "end": 2018.98, "text": " I'm definitely playing either Zaya or the Rock. Make sure to armor with all the farm line."}, {"start": 2027.22, "end": 2029.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2031.72, "end": 2036.6200000000001, "text": " Another Ziya give isn't Ziya actually exciting I don't get it"}, {"start": 2039.22, "end": 2044.8600000000001, "text": " It goes three serpent to seven serpents of three board the six board the five board the five mountain the three altar"}, {"start": 2048.94, "end": 2050.94, "text": " Who are you talking to?"}, {"start": 2053.78, "end": 2055.78, "text": " Wait what"}, {"start": 2055.78, "end": 2066.78, "text": " You. Are you stupid?"}, {"start": 2075.78, "end": 2079.78, "text": " I mean, I'm probably not playing Diah here, right?"}, {"start": 2079.78, "end": 2089.1000000000004, "text": " I don't know if I would ever swap my board, but I'm probably playing Leblanc, but my problem"}, {"start": 2089.1000000000004, "end": 2090.1000000000004, "text": " with Leblanc?"}, {"start": 2090.1000000000004, "end": 2106.9, "text": " Wait, does, like, no ad, but does meta QT have the stats for, uh, for, for Arbiter,"}, {"start": 2106.9, "end": 2109.02, "text": " for Leblanc Arbiter?"}, {"start": 2109.02, "end": 2121.38, "text": " does oh no that's not worth it that's like that would be legit broken"}, {"start": 2121.38, "end": 2140.7000000000003, "text": " How come I'm so poor?"}, {"start": 2140.7000000000003, "end": 2141.7000000000003, "text": " Patient study?"}, {"start": 2141.7, "end": 2144.7, "text": " The problem is that people with the weak cake"}, {"start": 2146.06, "end": 2148.06, "text": " No pivot against them"}, {"start": 2148.7799999999997, "end": 2150.7799999999997, "text": " It's good on"}, {"start": 2152.1, "end": 2154.1, "text": " It's good so good on"}, {"start": 2155.14, "end": 2158.12, "text": " That he makes that that's an open"}, {"start": 2158.8599999999997, "end": 2163.5, "text": " on on on on kaisa and there's two things in your nearly has a smear"}, {"start": 2163.5, "end": 2171.7, "text": " Also, did they buff me, shit?"}, {"start": 2171.7, "end": 2178.06, "text": " It was not 50 armor and a marble, but that I know for sure."}, {"start": 2178.06, "end": 2183.7, "text": " 50 armor, 50 a marble?"}, {"start": 2183.7, "end": 2186.5, "text": " Oh, it's 45?"}, {"start": 2186.5, "end": 2187.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2187.5, "end": 2191.38, "text": " I mean, isn't this all been actually broken then?"}, {"start": 2191.38, "end": 2194.38, "text": " you just play, you play four vanguards and all your vanguards are tanky as fuck"}, {"start": 2202.38, "end": 2205.38, "text": " uh, gain a three cost and a two cost that shares the trade"}, {"start": 2205.38, "end": 2208.38, "text": " gain a random move from any god and two gold"}, {"start": 2209.38, "end": 2210.38, "text": " uh, I don't really want to change"}, {"start": 2215.38, "end": 2217.38, "text": " gnar, atroc, meepsie"}, {"start": 2217.38, "end": 2230.58, "text": " It's like I don't want to play with long though, but my head is really not that good."}, {"start": 2230.58, "end": 2233.58, "text": " Oh I get to see my armor."}, {"start": 2233.58, "end": 2234.58, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 2234.58, "end": 2235.58, "text": " Here it is."}, {"start": 2265.58, "end": 2292.58, "text": " You're telling me I'm just playing Xayah with no altar?"}, {"start": 2292.58, "end": 2318.86, "text": " What is this, Shepard plus?"}, {"start": 2318.86, "end": 2325.86, "text": " I mean, I can start farming Leona 3, honestly, it was probably worth it."}, {"start": 2329.86, "end": 2332.86, "text": " For this fast line, Vex is not real."}, {"start": 2333.86, "end": 2342.86, "text": " I mean, the problem with Zayah is like, I'm actually certain that you need some stacks."}, {"start": 2348.86, "end": 2353.86, "text": " But the thing is, I can't really saw my board out, it's like too stable."}, {"start": 2359.86, "end": 2364.86, "text": " I mean, I can just play the block with a shit Arbiter and just try to finish this as fast as possible."}, {"start": 2368.86, "end": 2371.86, "text": " But, you know, if I make shit on like the Shepherd comps, it's just OP."}, {"start": 2371.86, "end": 2374.86, "text": " You get an extra this with extra 50 armor and MR."}, {"start": 2374.86, "end": 2379.1800000000003, "text": " every single vanguard that's a 50 armor and a mark except for like a main one"}, {"start": 2379.18, "end": 2408.18, "text": " I'm playing AP for sure, it doesn't even matter what the orbiter is."}, {"start": 2408.18, "end": 2417.7799999999997, "text": " it just doesn't matter the meet see 16 to level misfortune I just look my"}, {"start": 2417.7799999999997, "end": 2426.2999999999997, "text": " items Kim's new gee I legit this 16 to level"}, {"start": 2426.3, "end": 2443.3, "text": " I pretty sure I'd be able to bug it."}, {"start": 2443.3, "end": 2470.02, "text": " I mean this game is a guarantee top 4 and it doesn't even matter that my arbitrary"}, {"start": 2470.02, "end": 2483.9, "text": " two tank solo plate 21 gold guys just try to go fast tonight I'd rather get"}, {"start": 2483.9, "end": 2491.14, "text": " booster factor in fucking 21 gold bronze for life ginsu GS GG I'm pretty"}, {"start": 2491.14, "end": 2499.86, "text": " sure it was the 81 all right whatever what I get holy shit the fuck"}, {"start": 2499.86, "end": 2502.26, "text": " Wait, I'm gonna have Leona 3 for free. Okay."}, {"start": 2505.6600000000003, "end": 2508.6600000000003, "text": " I'm too off basically, and I'm basically guaranteed to print it."}, {"start": 2519.46, "end": 2521.46, "text": " 36th to level? I can't..."}, {"start": 2521.46, "end": 2532.06, "text": " I don't know the Arbiter that I have is when Arbiter spends 50 mana you have a 12% chance"}, {"start": 2532.06, "end": 2538.2400000000002, "text": " to gain a Leona but I feel like it's not even good."}, {"start": 2538.2400000000002, "end": 2542.02, "text": " But I mean the reason it's good is because I can just have Leona as my main tank."}, {"start": 2542.02, "end": 2548.02, "text": " Great I'm fighting Caitlyn 3."}, {"start": 2548.02, "end": 2550.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2555.14, "end": 2557.14, "text": " Man it's a little different"}, {"start": 2559.58, "end": 2561.58, "text": " I would alone for 30 for sure"}, {"start": 2562.3, "end": 2564.3, "text": " desire to read what I'm gonna be on the"}, {"start": 2568.66, "end": 2571.56, "text": " 28th a level Shepard"}, {"start": 2578.02, "end": 2591.7, "text": " I'm pretty sure you're always playing Blitzcrank."}, {"start": 2591.7, "end": 2597.5, "text": " Wait, when you have Leona 3, who do you drop?"}, {"start": 2597.5, "end": 2603.34, "text": " Let's say I have Blitzcrank 2, Morta Kuzer 2, Nunu 2, and Alawi 2, who the fuck do"}, {"start": 2603.34, "end": 2606.34, "text": " I drop?"}, {"start": 2606.34, "end": 2616.34, "text": " 14. Warwick's claw top."}, {"start": 2616.34, "end": 2628.34, "text": " Alright, do I just wait, yeah, honestly do I just wait 6 vanguards, fuck it?"}, {"start": 2628.34, "end": 2634.6200000000003, "text": " If I'm the owner three with what's it called by action effects for it to be good"}, {"start": 2636.78, "end": 2640.5, "text": " They have no damage in a copy of a three cost you own in two"}, {"start": 2648.78, "end": 2654.1600000000003, "text": " If I if I take I get a belt and that gives me a tear"}, {"start": 2654.16, "end": 2660.16, "text": " here. I mean I'm not just saying this one. And then I'll click there as I'm the last"}, {"start": 2660.16, "end": 2670.16, "text": " one, fuck it. What are you at?"}, {"start": 2684.16, "end": 2687.64, "text": " Well now I'm forced to click Verus on the last one."}, {"start": 2687.64, "end": 2692.92, "text": " I got uh, if five other players do the game for gold, I just got six gold."}, {"start": 2692.92, "end": 2693.92, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 2693.92, "end": 2697.2799999999997, "text": " Or six HP and three gold."}, {"start": 2697.2799999999997, "end": 2702.3999999999996, "text": " But the reason it's bad, it's not, it's whatever, but the reason it's bad is because Thresh,"}, {"start": 2702.3999999999996, "end": 2705.6, "text": " I'm basically forced to click left."}, {"start": 2705.6, "end": 2707.6, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 2714.6, "end": 2715.6, "text": " I'm not trying to end with..."}, {"start": 2716.6, "end": 2717.6, "text": " Damn, how did we get in here?"}, {"start": 2724.6, "end": 2728.6, "text": " Still in Froden, though, I see. Bro, you can't even get Froden in your mates."}, {"start": 2731.6, "end": 2734.6, "text": " You're not even high enough to get Dan. I don't know what to tell you."}, {"start": 2735.6, "end": 2743.06, "text": " Stop fucking copping, pasting my messages, acting as a soldier, does the bee again makeshift"}, {"start": 2743.06, "end": 2744.06, "text": " or not fuck you?"}, {"start": 2744.06, "end": 2745.06, "text": " Question mark."}, {"start": 2745.06, "end": 2746.06, "text": " It gets it, man."}, {"start": 2746.06, "end": 2750.16, "text": " Like, that's why it's good."}, {"start": 2750.16, "end": 2753.7599999999998, "text": " But makeshift is actually good, because you just get infinite armor and MR on your front"}, {"start": 2753.7599999999998, "end": 2754.7599999999998, "text": " line."}, {"start": 2754.7599999999998, "end": 2755.7599999999998, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 2755.7599999999998, "end": 2756.7599999999998, "text": " Arbiter and conduit?"}, {"start": 2756.7599999999998, "end": 2757.7599999999998, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 2757.7599999999998, "end": 2762.7599999999998, "text": " I mean, I don't need more of that."}, {"start": 2762.7599999999998, "end": 2763.7599999999998, "text": " Lowkey?"}, {"start": 2763.76, "end": 2768.5200000000004, "text": " I can just go fast side and I just don't roll a single time and this is my board"}, {"start": 2770.84, "end": 2777.0, "text": " And I just have Timo as my main Gary like it's it's the block. Oh nice. I'm funny now. It's the block even that much better"}, {"start": 2778.28, "end": 2780.28, "text": " Then Timo"}, {"start": 2784.76, "end": 2790.0600000000004, "text": " I'm not even convinced that it is and it's not like I need new to why my friend is good"}, {"start": 2793.76, "end": 2806.76, "text": " If I've never actually played 6 Vanguard before, but I'm pretty sure it's actually good if I'm playing Vex primary."}, {"start": 2806.76, "end": 2808.76, "text": " A new new?"}, {"start": 2819.76, "end": 2821.76, "text": " Like 6 Vanguard Vex?"}, {"start": 2823.76, "end": 2827.92, "text": " Okay, I think I'm getting pranked."}, {"start": 2827.92, "end": 2829.6000000000004, "text": " This fixed Vanguard does not look very good."}, {"start": 2829.6000000000004, "end": 2835.6000000000004, "text": " Like why don't I just drop a lousy and just play Sona?"}, {"start": 2835.6000000000004, "end": 2842.8, "text": " I mean I guess I don't really care about me, or Shepard."}, {"start": 2842.8, "end": 2845.8, "text": " Hero rod, glove chain, tier."}, {"start": 2845.8, "end": 2846.8, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2846.8, "end": 2847.8, "text": " Shepard."}, {"start": 2847.8, "end": 2862.48, "text": " Yeah, like if I make shit, it's actually probably good."}, {"start": 2862.48, "end": 2870.76, "text": " I need anti-heal, but I also need anti-MR."}, {"start": 2870.76, "end": 2880.76, "text": " If I go Vow, I'm not even convinced Vow is even stronger than just, I mean it is for sure."}, {"start": 2880.76, "end": 2886.76, "text": " He says about a roll for the block, he doesn't even have a ginseng."}, {"start": 2886.76, "end": 2890.76, "text": " I'm not even sure."}, {"start": 2890.76, "end": 2893.76, "text": " Bow, half shiv, half morillo, and then close."}, {"start": 2902.36, "end": 2903.86, "text": " What is this guy even playing?"}, {"start": 2913.96, "end": 2915.96, "text": " Okay, I'm pretty sure you're not even supposed to roll."}, {"start": 2916.6600000000003, "end": 2920.5600000000004, "text": " I- I'm looking at this Teemo. This Teemo looks the same thing as the LeBlanc, but I don't get it."}, {"start": 2920.76, "end": 2934.0200000000004, "text": " Second wind on what's it called you have my bow I'm gonna roar or two that's pretty good"}, {"start": 2944.2400000000002, "end": 2946.2400000000002, "text": " Okay, well I mean definitely not"}, {"start": 2946.2400000000002, "end": 2951.6400000000003, "text": " Okay, is it is it ever six Vanguard?"}, {"start": 2962.7200000000003, "end": 2967.0400000000004, "text": " If I make arc that I'm stuck with if I go JG player on tier chain tier"}, {"start": 2970.88, "end": 2972.88, "text": " Now just keep making sure over there"}, {"start": 2972.88, "end": 2978.88, "text": " GG player on bow, but if I go that then I might not have anti-heal."}, {"start": 2988.88, "end": 2991.88, "text": " I'm pretty sure I can actually win rounds. You know what the shit I afford."}, {"start": 2994.88, "end": 2997.88, "text": " I think I just got my dude soloed by..."}, {"start": 2998.88, "end": 3000.88, "text": " Great. He got soloed by a pipe."}, {"start": 3000.88, "end": 3011.88, "text": " by a pipe. Alright, clean air. I'm not that experienced. I'm kind of down to just iron"}, {"start": 3011.88, "end": 3022.76, "text": " gold. If Timo looks complete trash. Leona, Aurora, BD, Tompkinsh. I mean, I gotta have"}, {"start": 3022.76, "end": 3024.76, "text": " Tomcatch farm me a gold"}, {"start": 3028.0400000000004, "end": 3030.0400000000004, "text": " So that's after the stage anyway"}, {"start": 3033.2000000000003, "end": 3035.2000000000003, "text": " Gintsu GS JG"}, {"start": 3039.0800000000004, "end": 3042.6400000000003, "text": " Okay, honestly, don't I just say fuck dark star and now I'm just play lowey"}, {"start": 3044.6400000000003, "end": 3046.7200000000003, "text": " So then my board is just being no dark star"}, {"start": 3048.4, "end": 3051.7400000000002, "text": " No Tomcatch the only three is Leona three no T-Mode"}, {"start": 3052.76, "end": 3075.76, "text": " No Aurora, 1, 2, 3, 4, Oblitz Crank, Apex, Amici, Asona, I mean Jyn's actually not a bad unit and maybe like a Morgana and then I just can't play Bard."}, {"start": 3075.76, "end": 3078.76, "text": " Can I just play Morgana or Braves?"}, {"start": 3078.76, "end": 3080.76, "text": " Probably not Braves."}, {"start": 3080.76, "end": 3082.76, "text": " I think he'll see me later."}, {"start": 3083.76, "end": 3084.76, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3086.76, "end": 3088.76, "text": " If- if this?"}, {"start": 3088.76, "end": 3090.76, "text": " I mean I have to take left."}, {"start": 3094.76, "end": 3095.76, "text": " Eh?"}, {"start": 3100.76, "end": 3102.76, "text": " In one lesser fight?"}, {"start": 3105.76, "end": 3130.6000000000004, "text": " I need a bow and a belt."}, {"start": 3130.6, "end": 3132.6, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3138.6, "end": 3143.0, "text": " Was that could have just went T-Moe 3 and just carry T-Moe 3 this game until Vex"}, {"start": 3151.88, "end": 3153.88, "text": " I should have been such a"}, {"start": 3160.6, "end": 3163.6, "text": " And I'm pretty sure Timo 3, I mean, I don't think Timo 3 is gonna kill Jax."}, {"start": 3163.6, "end": 3167.6, "text": " I have no anti-armor, no anti-heal, no anti-MR."}, {"start": 3168.6, "end": 3170.6, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 3171.6, "end": 3173.6, "text": " Just look at my items."}, {"start": 3176.1, "end": 3178.6, "text": " Also, I'm going fast 9 and I don't even have any gold."}, {"start": 3180.6, "end": 3182.6, "text": " TomKentch 2."}, {"start": 3184.1, "end": 3185.6, "text": " I got nothing."}, {"start": 3190.6, "end": 3201.44, "text": " I don't I mean whatever it's fine"}, {"start": 3201.44, "end": 3218.7200000000003, "text": " I'm not even rolling that much gold."}, {"start": 3218.7200000000003, "end": 3222.28, "text": " I mean I guess I'm catching up like 10 gold here, but I'm pretty sure I'm rolling like"}, {"start": 3222.28, "end": 3228.6000000000004, "text": " I mean and then you can never beat this guy because he has"}, {"start": 3234.6000000000004, "end": 3236.6000000000004, "text": " I mean this guy's bored"}, {"start": 3246.1200000000003, "end": 3251.2400000000002, "text": " Also, I need to roll until I get a belt and a boat don't vote don't vote"}, {"start": 3282.28, "end": 3285.2400000000002, "text": " If I don't, I... can't remember that."}, {"start": 3285.2400000000002, "end": 3287.6400000000003, "text": " If I don't find a singular Vex..."}, {"start": 3288.6400000000003, "end": 3289.28, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 3291.6000000000004, "end": 3292.7200000000003, "text": " Alright, I'm not fucked."}, {"start": 3302.7200000000003, "end": 3305.88, "text": " What's more important? Anti-MR or anti... what's it called?"}, {"start": 3313.28, "end": 3314.28, "text": " Let's crank."}, {"start": 3328.28, "end": 3332.28, "text": " I don't even want to TG, cause now, like, what if I roll over actually?"}, {"start": 3332.28, "end": 3336.28, "text": " Bluebuck, Morillo? No anti-MR, is that fine?"}, {"start": 3339.28, "end": 3340.28, "text": " How's it looking?"}, {"start": 3342.28, "end": 3349.28, "text": " No, I've made sure second win, my frontline is actually 5."}, {"start": 3349.28, "end": 3362.28, "text": " Man, I'm pretty sure a lot of teeth actually are in here."}, {"start": 3362.28, "end": 3365.28, "text": " Okay, what I get."}, {"start": 3365.28, "end": 3368.28, "text": " Oh, a tougher item, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 3368.28, "end": 3370.28, "text": " Where is..."}, {"start": 3370.28, "end": 3373.88, "text": " Where is... I'm pretty sure it's a re-roller, that's why I can't hit a lolly. I can't..."}, {"start": 3379.88, "end": 3381.32, "text": " Morgana. Is that good?"}, {"start": 3388.52, "end": 3391.5600000000004, "text": " I mean, my board's actually not even that. Right?"}, {"start": 3391.56, "end": 3401.88, "text": " I just need the three words is like too much value and also it's a damage problem it's"}, {"start": 3401.88, "end": 3403.88, "text": " I'm sure not a..."}, {"start": 3404.76, "end": 3406.76, "text": " VICTOR 3!"}, {"start": 3415.36, "end": 3417.36, "text": " The Yoda is straight broken."}, {"start": 3417.36, "end": 3419.36, "text": " Oh, I rolled a void staff! What the fuck?"}, {"start": 3420.0, "end": 3421.28, "text": " JEEE"}, {"start": 3421.84, "end": 3422.84, "text": " US!"}, {"start": 3422.84, "end": 3432.6000000000004, "text": " Dude, WTF, you're actually cracked the set, 2% of your monsters can't do this, I'm so"}, {"start": 3432.6000000000004, "end": 3434.6000000000004, "text": " glad I'm watching you, I'm learning so much."}, {"start": 3434.6000000000004, "end": 3435.6000000000004, "text": " Wait, GD!"}, {"start": 3435.6000000000004, "end": 3450.1600000000003, "text": " Okay, I mean, whatever, that's pretty good, I mean, a 2 star is a 2 star, a bug chain."}, {"start": 3450.16, "end": 3452.16, "text": " And then now, all I need to do..."}, {"start": 3454.96, "end": 3456.96, "text": " I just need to roll Void Staff one more time."}, {"start": 3458.72, "end": 3459.72, "text": " I just saw a..."}, {"start": 3464.18, "end": 3466.18, "text": " Just not that guy, not that guy. He has a Radiant Item."}, {"start": 3466.18, "end": 3468.18, "text": " Oh, I need to find him. I don't even know if I need to find this guy."}, {"start": 3468.68, "end": 3471.18, "text": " Is someone with a... What the fuck is this, man?"}, {"start": 3472.14, "end": 3474.14, "text": " Wait, I don't even know if this is the Radiant one."}, {"start": 3474.14, "end": 3476.14, "text": " But I guess I have one to give for sure."}, {"start": 3477.24, "end": 3479.24, "text": " Did I get Void? No, I mean, I don't even know."}, {"start": 3481.16, "end": 3484.64, "text": " This this this makes your second win this is carrying my board so fucking hard"}, {"start": 3486.68, "end": 3492.66, "text": " Like if this were my board and items without make sure second wins I guarantee you I wouldn't win a single fucking round"}, {"start": 3495.48, "end": 3497.48, "text": " But these guys are just getting fucked"}, {"start": 3510.16, "end": 3517.16, "text": " I mean surely I get a sparkler or a voice app right?"}, {"start": 3540.16, "end": 3547.16, "text": " I don't really have more frontline. I don't know if this is a good seed or anything."}, {"start": 3547.16, "end": 3552.16, "text": " Also, I could have rolled twice. Should I just roll twice to see if I was going to hit"}, {"start": 3552.16, "end": 3561.16, "text": " next? I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm not doing that."}, {"start": 3561.16, "end": 3574.04, "text": " How did it just get one shot?"}, {"start": 3574.04, "end": 3579.04, "text": " HOW ARE YOU- HA HA HA HA!"}, {"start": 3579.04, "end": 3580.04, "text": " There has to be a bad beat."}, {"start": 3580.04, "end": 3582.24, "text": " I'm pretty sure it rolled a nine."}, {"start": 3582.24, "end": 3583.8799999999997, "text": " Some bullshit must have happened."}, {"start": 3583.8799999999997, "end": 3584.8799999999997, "text": " It must have."}, {"start": 3584.88, "end": 3601.34, "text": " I can't. I can't. I mean, I imagine about a gigabyte, because the thing is, I am open."}, {"start": 3601.34, "end": 3609.56, "text": " I can hit. I can, I can hit spark or void staff and my board is about 1v9. And then,"}, {"start": 3609.56, "end": 3611.56, "text": " Nevermind, I got rid of one of the games."}, {"start": 3613.56, "end": 3615.56, "text": " Oh great, anima. I'm pretty sure I'm going forth by the way."}, {"start": 3615.56, "end": 3619.56, "text": " I don't beat this guy, and I don't beat this guy."}, {"start": 3619.56, "end": 3621.56, "text": " And this guy's..."}, {"start": 3639.56, "end": 3657.4, "text": " Okay, the spark?"}, {"start": 3657.4, "end": 3662.4, "text": " Boit staff?"}, {"start": 3662.4, "end": 3675.48, "text": " Preferably Spark, honestly."}, {"start": 3705.48, "end": 3708.14, "text": " What the fuck is D-claw do, man?"}, {"start": 3708.14, "end": 3710.9, "text": " I mean, I mean, it's good against..."}, {"start": 3710.9, "end": 3712.9, "text": " Wow, this guy, dude."}, {"start": 3722.4, "end": 3724.4, "text": " I don't have anti-MR."}, {"start": 3735.48, "end": 3745.48, "text": " Wait, what? No. Wait?"}, {"start": 3745.48, "end": 3758.28, "text": " But look at this Aurora damage."}, {"start": 3758.28, "end": 3769.52, "text": " This unit is actually broken, no cat, wait Voidstaff, I bet, alright but now I just need"}, {"start": 3769.52, "end": 3773.96, "text": " to stall another 3 turns and then I can still use Voidstaff or Spark because I can just"}, {"start": 3773.96, "end": 3775.96, "text": " go adaptive here and then spark over there."}, {"start": 3803.96, "end": 3810.96, "text": " Oh, oh, thank God, I thought the gun was about to just kill my..."}, {"start": 3823.96, "end": 3824.96, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 3826.96, "end": 3829.96, "text": " How is this fight so close?"}, {"start": 3833.96, "end": 3835.96, "text": " I mean, guess I don't have NTM-R?"}, {"start": 3835.96, "end": 3837.96, "text": " Alright, no, I voice-sapped that round."}, {"start": 3840.96, "end": 3842.96, "text": " That was with voice-sapped."}, {"start": 3850.96, "end": 3853.96, "text": " Great. I didn't even get a combat zone off."}, {"start": 3856.96, "end": 3860.96, "text": " Alright, Aurora does damage based on your team as well."}, {"start": 3860.96, "end": 3865.56, "text": " So it's just good."}, {"start": 3865.56, "end": 3870.96, "text": " It's something, something, stored 10% of all damage they take, so it's just like 10% damage"}, {"start": 3870.96, "end": 3871.96, "text": " you have."}, {"start": 3871.96, "end": 3872.96, "text": " Low D."}, {"start": 3872.96, "end": 3873.96, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 3873.96, "end": 3874.96, "text": " Spark?"}, {"start": 3874.96, "end": 3875.96, "text": " Boi staff."}, {"start": 3875.96, "end": 3886.96, "text": " And then for Spark, Spark Boi staff, Spark Boi staff."}, {"start": 3886.96, "end": 3913.96, "text": " I mean, you can't miss, then, G.D."}, {"start": 3913.96, "end": 3914.96, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 3914.96, "end": 3916.96, "text": " On the inside, even good. Spark is better."}, {"start": 3919.46, "end": 3921.46, "text": " Because, uh, adapted to the trash from, uh,"}, {"start": 3921.46, "end": 3923.46, "text": " not just the trash, I don't know, honestly."}, {"start": 3925.96, "end": 3928.96, "text": " Alright, I just have to win one of these next two rounds, and then I can level up to 10."}, {"start": 3929.46, "end": 3932.46, "text": " And then maybe I just hit Nunu two, and then you just level up to, like, Karma."}, {"start": 3932.46, "end": 3933.96, "text": " Maybe more Karma."}, {"start": 3940.96, "end": 3941.96, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3941.96, "end": 3944.46, "text": " My carry's all on the side, and that has to be pretty decent, right?"}, {"start": 3944.96, "end": 3948.08, "text": " This is not even this better hit this round screw"}, {"start": 3955.7200000000003, "end": 3957.7200000000003, "text": " Why does that second one value look"}, {"start": 3960.7200000000003, "end": 3962.7200000000003, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 3974.96, "end": 3981.96, "text": " Oh, it's just another first."}, {"start": 3981.96, "end": 3986.96, "text": " US!"}, {"start": 3986.96, "end": 3993.96, "text": " Shoujin?"}, {"start": 3993.96, "end": 4000.96, "text": " What's it called?"}, {"start": 4000.96, "end": 4002.96, "text": " What's it called?"}, {"start": 4020.2400000000002, "end": 4022.2400000000002, "text": " Prayin' second."}, {"start": 4027.76, "end": 4029.76, "text": " I got a- I got a brem- HUH?!"}, {"start": 4060.96, "end": 4062.96, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4069.36, "end": 4073.3, "text": " Maybe if I put what's it called middle it has to not"}, {"start": 4090.96, "end": 4120.88, "text": " I just realized I have my I rather have this I know I just lost"}, {"start": 4120.88, "end": 4122.88, "text": " I could have put an item on here."}, {"start": 4122.88, "end": 4124.88, "text": " Oh my, and now I mean..."}, {"start": 4124.88, "end": 4126.88, "text": " But I'm much rather than that and fucking what they call..."}, {"start": 4128.88, "end": 4130.88, "text": " Than the Bremel Vest."}, {"start": 4130.88, "end": 4132.88, "text": " It's fine, I'll get the item back next time."}, {"start": 4132.88, "end": 4137.88, "text": " I'm pretty sure if I edge my tanks, it's actually impossible to lose."}, {"start": 4137.88, "end": 4151.88, "text": " 9.8"}, {"start": 4151.88, "end": 4154.88, "text": " 9.8"}, {"start": 4197.88, "end": 4202.88, "text": " Man this guy is ass. I can't!"}, {"start": 4227.88, "end": 4231.06, "text": " I'm sure he's gonna get away with it."}, {"start": 4231.06, "end": 4233.06, "text": " I'm not sure."}, {"start": 4233.06, "end": 4236.06, "text": " I don't know what he wants to do."}, {"start": 4236.06, "end": 4238.06, "text": " Let's go, let's go."}, {"start": 4238.06, "end": 4240.06, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 4240.06, "end": 4242.06, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 4242.06, "end": 4244.06, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 4244.06, "end": 4246.06, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 4246.06, "end": 4248.06, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 4248.06, "end": 4250.06, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 4250.06, "end": 4252.06, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 4252.06, "end": 4254.06, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 4254.06, "end": 4256.06, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 4256.06, "end": 4259.320000000001, "text": " I only ride this 700-750km"}, {"start": 4259.320000000001, "end": 4261.320000000001, "text": " I only ride this 700-750km"}, {"start": 4269.46, "end": 4271.46, "text": " It's coming out"}, {"start": 4279.400000000001, "end": 4280.04, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4282.1, "end": 4283.6, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 4283.6, "end": 4285.1, "text": " Oh damn, your ass!"}, {"start": 4286.06, "end": 4293.06, "text": " I mean it's all good."}, {"start": 4293.06, "end": 4296.06, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 4296.06, "end": 4298.06, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 4298.06, "end": 4310.860000000001, "text": " I mean yeah, the scores are insane but that's because I'm not in your vlogs."}, {"start": 4310.860000000001, "end": 4313.06, "text": " Like look what happens when I show up."}, {"start": 4313.06, "end": 4315.06, "text": " is just too much pressure."}, {"start": 4328.34, "end": 4331.620000000001, "text": " Wait, also I'm starting to think Vex doesn't even need anti-MR."}, {"start": 4331.620000000001, "end": 4335.06, "text": " Like if anti-MR is just fake, because like low-key if you just sit there and"}, {"start": 4335.06, "end": 4338.18, "text": " attack the tank, you're gonna kill the baseline eventually. Low-key."}, {"start": 4338.18, "end": 4343.18, "text": " BG"}, {"start": 4343.18, "end": 4347.18, "text": " You are terrible buddy"}, {"start": 4368.18, "end": 4370.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4372.66, "end": 4374.66, "text": " Mean let me let me actually go check"}, {"start": 4376.54, "end": 4380.360000000001, "text": " People harassed me for rank give me one second. Let me just let me just show you guys something"}, {"start": 4383.02, "end": 4385.02, "text": " Diamond to 65 LP"}, {"start": 4387.22, "end": 4393.02, "text": " It's ranked 11 is that even that bad no man, that's pretty good"}, {"start": 4398.18, "end": 4411.58, "text": " That's pretty good."}, {"start": 4411.58, "end": 4413.58, "text": " Diamond two sixty-five, see?"}, {"start": 4413.58, "end": 4418.38, "text": " And it's higher than precedent."}, {"start": 4418.38, "end": 4419.14, "text": " And that's all that matters."}, {"start": 4428.18, "end": 4434.68, "text": " That's trash. Imagine 10 people in front of you at the grocery store. Would you say you were close to the fry?"}, {"start": 4435.34, "end": 4439.88, "text": " Well, no, but the thing is there's only like a hundred people in the grocery store at once"}, {"start": 4444.860000000001, "end": 4446.860000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 4458.18, "end": 4473.34, "text": " Proper grocery stores can hold up to 25,000 customers."}, {"start": 4473.34, "end": 4481.3, "text": " I don't want to say you're wrong, but that doesn't sound right."}, {"start": 4481.3, "end": 4493.46, "text": " 25,000? Wait. The thing is, I don't really know what 25,000 people look like. Like in"}, {"start": 4493.46, "end": 4501.54, "text": " a store. You know those games where you like count the jelly beans? Or you try to count"}, {"start": 4501.54, "end": 4517.74, "text": " the jelly beans, that shit is just an age."}, {"start": 4517.74, "end": 4520.86, "text": " Just imagine $25,000 and that's how much it is, oh thanks."}, {"start": 4520.86, "end": 4525.98, "text": " So I thought, I thought you said that you weren't going to end until diamond or 36 hours"}, {"start": 4525.9800000000005, "end": 4528.38, "text": " and then I woke up and you're streamended."}, {"start": 4528.38, "end": 4529.620000000001, "text": " And you were not diamond."}, {"start": 4536.4400000000005, "end": 4537.9400000000005, "text": " And I didn't sleep 36 hours."}, {"start": 4546.52, "end": 4548.320000000001, "text": " Well, I'm actually close to rank one."}, {"start": 4550.580000000001, "end": 4552.46, "text": " And this meta just clicked for me."}, {"start": 4552.46, "end": 4554.500000000001, "text": " It's just straight up."}, {"start": 4554.5, "end": 4563.06, "text": " You just play the broken shit, and you let the player's omega high rolling play for win."}, {"start": 4563.06, "end": 4572.66, "text": " You just sit there and just farm your top 5's, and then if you have a spot to play"}, {"start": 4572.66, "end": 4576.74, "text": " something broken, you play it."}, {"start": 4576.74, "end": 4578.38, "text": " What's the broken shit?"}, {"start": 4578.38, "end": 4580.38, "text": " expedition into mech"}, {"start": 4581.18, "end": 4583.18, "text": " Forged in strength into mech"}, {"start": 4586.84, "end": 4590.82, "text": " Like like the good econ augments at the full open into any comp in the game"}, {"start": 4591.66, "end": 4593.66, "text": " Victor 3"}, {"start": 4593.66, "end": 4595.66, "text": " to take you Samira"}, {"start": 4597.38, "end": 4603.3, "text": " And if you're not playing a spreading roots and if you're not playing one of those you just acknowledge that hey"}, {"start": 4604.9800000000005, "end": 4606.9800000000005, "text": " Someone that Hyrule is going to win"}, {"start": 4606.9800000000005, "end": 4614.18, "text": " I'm down to just get a fifth."}, {"start": 4614.18, "end": 4620.540000000001, "text": " Like if seven players mode into the game with spreading roots on 2-1, right, and you can"}, {"start": 4620.540000000001, "end": 4624.18, "text": " go fifth, isn't that a win?"}, {"start": 4624.18, "end": 4625.580000000001, "text": " Yes it is."}, {"start": 4625.580000000001, "end": 4631.740000000001, "text": " Yes it is."}, {"start": 4631.74, "end": 4632.74, "text": " You basically..."}, {"start": 4632.74, "end": 4638.139999999999, "text": " I mean, it is."}, {"start": 4638.139999999999, "end": 4639.139999999999, "text": " It's for sure."}, {"start": 4639.139999999999, "end": 4642.66, "text": " I don't understand how you're supposed to compete."}, {"start": 4642.66, "end": 4643.66, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 4643.66, "end": 4644.66, "text": " Pantheon, GG."}, {"start": 4644.66, "end": 4650.099999999999, "text": " I'm making 10, and I just got a Pantheon."}, {"start": 4650.099999999999, "end": 4651.62, "text": " One Ezreal, I full open GG."}, {"start": 4651.62, "end": 4653.219999999999, "text": " I mean, it is what it is."}, {"start": 4653.219999999999, "end": 4654.82, "text": " Good luck, everybody."}, {"start": 4654.82, "end": 4658.139999999999, "text": " Have fun top 4'ing this game, because there's only three slots available in the"}, {"start": 4658.139999999999, "end": 4659.139999999999, "text": " top 4."}, {"start": 4659.14, "end": 4676.22, "text": " Oh my god... where's the Ezreal?"}, {"start": 4676.22, "end": 4677.92, "text": " Ezreal?"}, {"start": 4677.92, "end": 4686.26, "text": " You see all various... you can actually play towards Mech in this galaxy as well."}, {"start": 4686.26, "end": 4687.26, "text": " Ezreal?"}, {"start": 4687.26, "end": 4700.58, "text": " You're a rod Ezreal? Ezreal. Ezreal. Trick tree, upward mobility, they're both f**king,"}, {"start": 4700.58, "end": 4707.38, "text": " I mean I think trick tree is legit just better. I wish it's opus one, no Ezreal GG. Time breakers"}, {"start": 4767.38, "end": 4770.38, "text": " Oh actually I think I lost, which is not even bad."}, {"start": 4773.38, "end": 4775.38, "text": " I'm probably just gonna report to Impo."}, {"start": 4775.38, "end": 4781.38, "text": " Like I just report to Beeple and I just play around Space Groove, and what's it called?"}, {"start": 4781.38, "end": 4783.38, "text": " Missed the anima."}, {"start": 4783.38, "end": 4785.38, "text": " Maybe I should go for an anima then."}, {"start": 4787.38, "end": 4791.38, "text": " I was gonna actually just report to right now for Impo."}, {"start": 4797.38, "end": 4822.82, "text": " that I might as well just pull on to a warthorn can I actually get a cash out"}, {"start": 4822.82, "end": 4826.259999999999, "text": " I'll open him this guy."}, {"start": 4826.259999999999, "end": 4831.38, "text": " The thing is with Anima is that, or not Anima, the thing is with Traitory is part of the"}, {"start": 4831.38, "end": 4835.98, "text": " value of Traitory is that you guarantee a strong board for the entirety of Stage 2 and"}, {"start": 4835.98, "end": 4836.98, "text": " Stage 3."}, {"start": 4836.98, "end": 4840.259999999999, "text": " But if I'm just sitting here opening for Anima, then I lose my streak, I'm just"}, {"start": 4840.259999999999, "end": 4841.259999999999, "text": " going to go 8."}, {"start": 4841.259999999999, "end": 4844.259999999999, "text": " And then I'm screwed."}, {"start": 4844.259999999999, "end": 4847.259999999999, "text": " Bro Jezz, I think it hit, I mean it's probably on his augment."}, {"start": 4847.259999999999, "end": 4850.259999999999, "text": " Bro, it's his augment, you fucking idiot."}, {"start": 4850.26, "end": 4850.76, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 4865.96, "end": 4869.26, "text": " I mean, Sniper's actually good. It's the Marauder that's fucking useless."}, {"start": 4880.26, "end": 4893.26, "text": " I can actually play Samira and then Sniper Nami and then Sniper Reroll, I mean it's actually good."}, {"start": 4893.26, "end": 4900.26, "text": " Like Stargazer Ziya, or Space Proof Ziya and then Sniper Nami."}, {"start": 4900.26, "end": 4904.26, "text": " And then you just reroll, or Sniper, and the board is actually nasty."}, {"start": 4910.26, "end": 4920.52, "text": " 3 mana regen."}, {"start": 4920.52, "end": 4921.52, "text": " What the cloak?"}, {"start": 4921.52, "end": 4922.52, "text": " Is cloak good?"}, {"start": 4922.52, "end": 4927.360000000001, "text": " I mean, 3 mana regen on a non-mage is insanely good."}, {"start": 4927.360000000001, "end": 4928.360000000001, "text": " Allow we."}, {"start": 4928.360000000001, "end": 4929.360000000001, "text": " Miss what's it called."}, {"start": 4929.360000000001, "end": 4930.360000000001, "text": " Kaisa, Atrox."}, {"start": 4930.360000000001, "end": 4939.360000000001, "text": " It doesn't really matter if I'm going to start playing a board soon."}, {"start": 4939.36, "end": 4942.719999999999, "text": " And then I just reforged Marauder"}, {"start": 4947.92, "end": 4950.719999999999, "text": " And that's like a play it I mean I have anima"}, {"start": 4956.24, "end": 4958.24, "text": " But it's"}, {"start": 4969.36, "end": 4989.639999999999, "text": " I mean, I fight this guy, I mean it's fine. I mean, I already have info when I'm playing."}, {"start": 4989.639999999999, "end": 4992.04, "text": " That's actually the value, because now I know I'm playing towards- I mean, I actually"}, {"start": 4992.04, "end": 5008.68, "text": " I'm keeping center for sure and then there's space group space group"}, {"start": 5015.48, "end": 5018.28, "text": " Samira"}, {"start": 5022.04, "end": 5033.72, "text": " Am I re-rolling or am I..."}, {"start": 5033.72, "end": 5035.56, "text": " If I push, how do I push?"}, {"start": 5035.56, "end": 5037.56, "text": " What's my board?"}, {"start": 5037.56, "end": 5038.56, "text": " Samira?"}, {"start": 5038.56, "end": 5039.56, "text": " Samira Nami?"}, {"start": 5069.56, "end": 5099.120000000001, "text": " Alright, I'm probably not gonna reroll."}, {"start": 5129.12, "end": 5142.5199999999995, "text": " 2.2, I'm fucking out, fuck you!"}, {"start": 5142.5199999999995, "end": 5144.5199999999995, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 5144.5199999999995, "end": 5158.68, "text": " Oh wait, I'm pretty sure I can actually go for an animakash out."}, {"start": 5158.68, "end": 5164.360000000001, "text": " if I just keep stacking I get 300 charge but that means I have to save my"}, {"start": 5164.360000000001, "end": 5166.8, "text": " for forger"}, {"start": 5170.08, "end": 5173.96, "text": " sniper chosen plus one"}, {"start": 5178.96, "end": 5188.4400000000005, "text": " if I stack three more I'm already a 400 300 okay wait"}, {"start": 5188.68, "end": 5190.68, "text": " Is this just a Samur 3?"}, {"start": 5196.200000000001, "end": 5198.200000000001, "text": " Glass Cannon?"}, {"start": 5208.4400000000005, "end": 5211.56, "text": " Well, Blossom Lessons on you. Oh, that's pretty good, actually."}, {"start": 5218.68, "end": 5237.06, "text": " what the fuck oh I did I actually win"}, {"start": 5237.06, "end": 5244.06, "text": " I would actually slam it, oh nice."}, {"start": 5257.26, "end": 5259.46, "text": " This game is fuckin' over."}, {"start": 5259.46, "end": 5263.22, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 5263.22, "end": 5267.06, "text": " I mean I just get a 300 charge for free."}, {"start": 5267.06, "end": 5270.34, "text": " I have the econ to just 4-1 all in."}, {"start": 5270.34, "end": 5273.860000000001, "text": " Load in the- GG."}, {"start": 5273.860000000001, "end": 5274.360000000001, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 5289.9800000000005, "end": 5292.1, "text": " And I'm gonna- I need to save the remover over for a little bit."}, {"start": 5292.1, "end": 5299.1, "text": " I'm trying to uh, uh, re-forge my weapon with its ass."}, {"start": 5322.1, "end": 5351.1, "text": " Well, I don't understand. Is this not just another first? I don't get it. I don't get it."}, {"start": 5351.1, "end": 5353.1, "text": " Well, you can't really miss, right?"}, {"start": 5353.1, "end": 5355.1, "text": " Surely, right?"}, {"start": 5381.1, "end": 5409.34, "text": " are they all free? No. Oh god. I'm pretty sure there's one here. My sugar's way too"}, {"start": 5409.34, "end": 5429.34, "text": " I don't even need children. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want children."}, {"start": 5459.34, "end": 5460.34, "text": " The shit."}, {"start": 5469.76, "end": 5470.76, "text": " Sniper."}, {"start": 5473.06, "end": 5475.14, "text": " And it's probably just Shogun always."}, {"start": 5479.28, "end": 5481.5, "text": " Well, I don't know if this item's actually that good though."}, {"start": 5483.02, "end": 5485.54, "text": " Alright, I mean, this is my last boss, so I'm about to send in this turn."}, {"start": 5486.18, "end": 5487.56, "text": " I'm still too live."}, {"start": 5489.34, "end": 5519.14, "text": " I'm pretty sure this item is not that good, though."}, {"start": 5519.14, "end": 5526.14, "text": " Is this item actually good?"}, {"start": 5526.14, "end": 5535.14, "text": " I mean it's probably good."}, {"start": 5535.14, "end": 5545.14, "text": " Oh I almost just..."}, {"start": 5545.14, "end": 5563.18, "text": " Karma 2."}, {"start": 5563.18, "end": 5568.740000000001, "text": " This is my board."}, {"start": 5568.74, "end": 5597.74, "text": " BT? Where the? What? Psionic. Do I keep this? I am lost. No, I'm not."}, {"start": 5598.099999999999, "end": 5600.099999999999, "text": " No"}, {"start": 5603.42, "end": 5607.099999999999, "text": " Also, I don't have a single Nami, but I'm forced based off with zero Nami"}, {"start": 5607.1, "end": 5634.700000000001, "text": " I'm pretty sure I can't lose though if I lose a round I'm pretty sure I'm screwed."}, {"start": 5634.7, "end": 5636.7, "text": " How do I get another space golden?"}, {"start": 5636.7, "end": 5638.7, "text": " I mean, I guess I don't have to play this, then."}, {"start": 5644.7, "end": 5646.7, "text": " This is my board?"}, {"start": 5648.7, "end": 5650.7, "text": " This is my board."}, {"start": 5650.7, "end": 5670.58, "text": " I don't have- I- I- I need to make a frontline item!"}, {"start": 5670.58, "end": 5675.0199999999995, "text": " What the fuck am I doing?"}, {"start": 5675.0199999999995, "end": 5676.0199999999995, "text": " I am lost!"}, {"start": 5676.0199999999995, "end": 5679.0199999999995, "text": " I mean, I'm going to back off."}, {"start": 5709.02, "end": 5715.02, "text": " Why does my front line look so bad?"}, {"start": 5725.02, "end": 5727.02, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 5730.02, "end": 5734.02, "text": " I don't have a single num, but it's not like I can roll, right?"}, {"start": 5734.02, "end": 5736.02, "text": " Surely not."}, {"start": 5736.02, "end": 5750.26, "text": " I mean it's not like I can roll."}, {"start": 5750.26, "end": 5754.26, "text": " Because I'm pretty sure if I go 9 here on 5-1 I can't lose the steam around, it's legit"}, {"start": 5754.26, "end": 5755.660000000001, "text": " impossible."}, {"start": 5755.66, "end": 5758.66, "text": " I just find one blistering, but I..."}, {"start": 5767.66, "end": 5769.66, "text": " I have sniper karma."}, {"start": 5771.66, "end": 5773.66, "text": " Oh..."}, {"start": 5774.66, "end": 5776.66, "text": " I have a 4 cost that you own."}, {"start": 5779.66, "end": 5782.66, "text": " I can go Yasuo or I can go Barris."}, {"start": 5782.66, "end": 5784.66, "text": " I'm not much of a reverse."}, {"start": 5787.66, "end": 5789.66, "text": " Next Jin TK."}, {"start": 5802.66, "end": 5803.66, "text": " Next."}, {"start": 5812.66, "end": 5832.62, "text": " It's even stronger to move items off of, uh, I probably is, but then I can shoot a"}, {"start": 5832.62, "end": 5839.62, "text": " I don't know why I made bravadoons."}, {"start": 5839.62, "end": 5842.62, "text": " Why did I make bravadoons?"}, {"start": 5862.62, "end": 5891.74, "text": " I made the wrong items man, what the fuck am I even making here?"}, {"start": 5891.74, "end": 5893.74, "text": " Alright, well if I win this round the game's over, yes."}, {"start": 5897.74, "end": 5900.74, "text": " I don't even think I can sell this Galio Karma ever."}, {"start": 5908.74, "end": 5909.74, "text": " What is your hair?"}, {"start": 5909.74, "end": 5910.74, "text": " Ahhhh!"}, {"start": 5921.74, "end": 5937.66, "text": " I mean, is this Jhin and then Blitzcrank, but I feel like it's so inefficient to be playing"}, {"start": 5937.66, "end": 5941.7, "text": " this Karma because I made an extra wrong item and I only have two Reforgers."}, {"start": 5941.7, "end": 5943.42, "text": " Aw, I'm an idiot."}, {"start": 5943.42, "end": 5944.42, "text": " And now I'm made."}, {"start": 5944.42, "end": 5950.7, "text": " So long as this bull remain, I'm kind of the other though. That's good enough. I don't know what that makes, but"}, {"start": 5954.9400000000005, "end": 5957.82, "text": " I mean orange who is orange who surely I'm playing orange who or no I"}, {"start": 5961.06, "end": 5963.06, "text": " Probably could drop drop"}, {"start": 5963.06, "end": 5978.900000000001, "text": " I mean I'm pretty sure I just need Nami but trying to go over no cap"}, {"start": 5978.900000000001, "end": 5995.900000000001, "text": " Where's Blitzcrank?"}, {"start": 5995.900000000001, "end": 6011.900000000001, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 6011.900000000001, "end": 6013.900000000001, "text": " I'm carrying"}, {"start": 6024.9800000000005, "end": 6030.8, "text": " I'm just gonna move items here, and then I'm probably just gonna report and just go back off over here and report children"}, {"start": 6033.740000000001, "end": 6039.960000000001, "text": " And that's a board I have items on a car"}, {"start": 6041.900000000001, "end": 6045.820000000001, "text": " Oh, I probably should do that and then you forge Bravidon's"}, {"start": 6048.320000000001, "end": 6053.22, "text": " I should probably do that. My board is ass. I need Nami to and my board is actually good"}, {"start": 6071.900000000001, "end": 6085.820000000001, "text": " I just built an extra backline item, or this game would not be scary at all."}, {"start": 6085.820000000001, "end": 6087.820000000001, "text": " This guy has knocked me through."}, {"start": 6087.820000000001, "end": 6095.320000000001, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 6095.32, "end": 6097.32, "text": " I'm Space Grove Karmakary."}, {"start": 6109.32, "end": 6111.32, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 6111.32, "end": 6113.32, "text": " My board is ass."}, {"start": 6125.32, "end": 6146.32, "text": " Game 5 for every second, I mean, like if I have Shogun, Sniper, Rabbidons for Amp, Shogun,"}, {"start": 6146.32, "end": 6148.759999999999, "text": " Sniper, Rabbidons, and then I just reforge Shogun."}, {"start": 6148.759999999999, "end": 6152.5599999999995, "text": " Oh, actually no, I probably can just Rabbidons the Blitzcrank."}, {"start": 6152.56, "end": 6157.9800000000005, "text": " And then I just go Shogun Red Sniper? No? Cause I can just Sniper this Shogun Red?"}, {"start": 6159.26, "end": 6162.46, "text": " I don't know, all I know is, hey I think this is one for Rammus 3!"}, {"start": 6169.46, "end": 6171.46, "text": " I don't really want to go double Shogun cause I have the Meta-Hex."}, {"start": 6173.160000000001, "end": 6175.160000000001, "text": " I feel like the Meta-Hex is like double Shogun with Meta-Hex."}, {"start": 6178.26, "end": 6178.76, "text": " Is that good?"}, {"start": 6180.96, "end": 6181.46, "text": " Hello!"}, {"start": 6212.56, "end": 6238.120000000001, "text": " This isn't weaker right I mean it's not legit though that any"}, {"start": 6238.12, "end": 6252.68, "text": " I need to stop putting my Blitzcrank."}, {"start": 6252.68, "end": 6256.5599999999995, "text": " I need to stop putting my Blitzcrank as a tank."}, {"start": 6256.5599999999995, "end": 6257.5599999999995, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 6257.56, "end": 6270.42, "text": " I found"}, {"start": 6287.56, "end": 6297.56, "text": " Oh, thank you, buddy."}, {"start": 6297.56, "end": 6306.200000000001, "text": " Thank you for the subs."}, {"start": 6306.200000000001, "end": 6310.4400000000005, "text": " Save his name, Lord Black Dude."}, {"start": 6310.4400000000005, "end": 6312.4800000000005, "text": " All this for a thank you, buddy."}, {"start": 6312.4800000000005, "end": 6313.4800000000005, "text": " Nah!"}, {"start": 6313.4800000000005, "end": 6317.52, "text": " Bro, no, no, no, Lord Black Dude, thank you so much for the fucking subs."}, {"start": 6317.52, "end": 6320.320000000001, "text": " I'm just sitting here getting harassed! I can't!"}, {"start": 6322.42, "end": 6324.22, "text": " My board is terrible!"}, {"start": 6329.72, "end": 6331.72, "text": " Oh, my goodness..."}, {"start": 6334.22, "end": 6336.92, "text": " It's actually terrible, my frontline sucks!"}, {"start": 6339.92, "end": 6340.92, "text": " No time..."}, {"start": 6347.52, "end": 6349.52, "text": " My frontline sucks?"}, {"start": 6350.72, "end": 6355.92, "text": " I mean my border is actually good if I had Nami 2 instead of Karma, and then I get 300 Karma instead."}, {"start": 6365.72, "end": 6368.52, "text": " Okay, well that's not even good, because now I'm gonna get baited into rolling."}, {"start": 6370.320000000001, "end": 6371.820000000001, "text": " Never mind, I'm not."}, {"start": 6377.52, "end": 6386.96, "text": " I have more than enough mana regen because I have 3 mana regen from the thing as well."}, {"start": 6386.96, "end": 6392.84, "text": " I mean that's like 2 weeks if I do that."}, {"start": 6392.84, "end": 6399.84, "text": " just make sure my friend doesn't take first aggro so i can uh"}, {"start": 6399.84, "end": 6406.84, "text": " just make sure my friend doesn't take first aggro so I can uh..."}, {"start": 6420.28, "end": 6423.4800000000005, "text": " why does this look like I'm getting 5000 over? psych?"}, {"start": 6423.4800000000005, "end": 6427.16, "text": " US!"}, {"start": 6427.16, "end": 6429.16, "text": " Wait, this guy is..."}, {"start": 6429.16, "end": 6431.16, "text": " Oh, holy shit, I'm gonna see him."}, {"start": 6436.16, "end": 6438.16, "text": " I don't know why I bought it."}, {"start": 6438.16, "end": 6439.16, "text": " Why did I..."}, {"start": 6439.16, "end": 6442.16, "text": " Ah, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck."}, {"start": 6448.16, "end": 6450.16, "text": " Ah, shit."}, {"start": 6517.16, "end": 6519.16, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 6523.16, "end": 6525.16, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 6532.16, "end": 6534.16, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 6537.16, "end": 6539.16, "text": " What does G2 do?"}, {"start": 6539.16, "end": 6541.16, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 6542.16, "end": 6544.16, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 6544.16, "end": 6546.16, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 6547.16, "end": 6553.88, "text": " If you have Zyattu and Jintu, you would still prefer to itemize the Zyattu unit, it's fucking"}, {"start": 6553.88, "end": 6554.88, "text": " ass."}, {"start": 6554.88, "end": 6556.88, "text": " It's yes."}, {"start": 6584.88, "end": 6604.88, "text": " Oh, so good."}, {"start": 6604.88, "end": 6614.88, "text": " I'm dying."}, {"start": 6614.88, "end": 6627.4400000000005, "text": " Like, no, it actually clicked, like, yeah, ready?"}, {"start": 6627.4400000000005, "end": 6629.4400000000005, "text": " Let me just give you the Bible."}, {"start": 6717.4400000000005, "end": 6738.4400000000005, "text": " Honestly, there's one more that I was going to say, but I forgot, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,"}, {"start": 6798.4400000000005, "end": 6814.4800000000005, "text": " I mean I don't understand it's just I don't understand how you can how you can bought three if you just sit there"}, {"start": 6818.88, "end": 6822.4400000000005, "text": " And just let these guys win and if you don't get one of these"}, {"start": 6823.280000000001, "end": 6825.280000000001, "text": " Nothing there's nothing wrong with the fish"}, {"start": 6826.240000000001, "end": 6828.240000000001, "text": " There is nothing wrong with the fish"}, {"start": 6828.4400000000005, "end": 6840.360000000001, "text": " What did I have this game, tree tree?"}, {"start": 6840.360000000001, "end": 6844.56, "text": " What did I have this game?"}, {"start": 6844.56, "end": 6845.56, "text": " I don't remember."}, {"start": 6845.56, "end": 6855.56, "text": " Oh, I mean, this is a well played first, I'm not even going to cap."}, {"start": 6855.56, "end": 6858.68, "text": " What did I have this game?"}, {"start": 6858.68, "end": 6859.92, "text": " Savings account."}, {"start": 6859.92, "end": 6861.6, "text": " What did I have this game?"}, {"start": 6861.6, "end": 6862.64, "text": " Oh wait, patience is a virtue."}, {"start": 6870.04, "end": 6870.88, "text": " What did I have this game?"}, {"start": 6874.400000000001, "end": 6876.0, "text": " Oh, calculated loss."}, {"start": 6876.0, "end": 6877.080000000001, "text": " And then I got contested."}, {"start": 6877.080000000001, "end": 6878.76, "text": " But I mean, fourth place is pretty good."}, {"start": 6878.76, "end": 6882.080000000001, "text": " Two tanky, probably none of the above."}, {"start": 6882.08, "end": 6891.7, "text": " I dark star plus three I don't know what I had I don't remember these games anymore"}, {"start": 6891.7, "end": 6901.16, "text": " another two tanky this is medallion tf like whatever I don't remember what I had I think"}, {"start": 6901.16, "end": 6908.04, "text": " this whole district with with nothing uh i don't got it how can you bop for"}, {"start": 6908.68, "end": 6909.4, "text": " oh god"}, {"start": 6912.76, "end": 6915.72, "text": " is uh oh it's pure actually going to win low g"}, {"start": 6917.5599999999995, "end": 6925.0, "text": " bro fuck vitality man"}, {"start": 6931.16, "end": 6960.12, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 6960.12, "end": 6962.12, "text": " This is Q-type."}, {"start": 6962.12, "end": 6964.12, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6972.12, "end": 6974.12, "text": " Wait, I downloaded..."}, {"start": 6974.12, "end": 6978.12, "text": " I downloaded, uh, New Genics, and then I instantly refunded that shit."}, {"start": 6978.12, "end": 6982.12, "text": " Or I played for like an hour, and the game is way too slow for me."}, {"start": 6982.12, "end": 6984.12, "text": " So I just, uh, requested a refund."}, {"start": 6984.12, "end": 6986.12, "text": " So I don't actually have the game."}, {"start": 6986.12, "end": 6988.12, "text": " It's just too slow for me."}, {"start": 6990.12, "end": 6995.12, "text": " Bro, it's fun. I was not having that much fun, I'm not gonna lie."}, {"start": 6998.12, "end": 7000.12, "text": " You know you can speed it up in settings, I did not know that."}, {"start": 7020.12, "end": 7027.12, "text": " I'm not going to talk to his mulldiver."}, {"start": 7027.12, "end": 7033.12, "text": " I offer many threats to tranquility."}, {"start": 7033.12, "end": 7038.12, "text": " I'm not going to talk to him."}, {"start": 7038.12, "end": 7043.12, "text": " I'm not going to talk to him."}, {"start": 7043.12, "end": 7048.12, "text": " I'm not going to talk to him."}, {"start": 7048.12, "end": 7064.12, "text": " I will follow this path until the end."}, {"start": 7064.12, "end": 7065.12, "text": " And look who has lower rank."}, {"start": 7065.12, "end": 7066.12, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 7066.12, "end": 7070.5599999999995, "text": " I'm not gonna end until me and Setsuko are rank 1 and 2."}, {"start": 7070.5599999999995, "end": 7071.5599999999995, "text": " No cap."}, {"start": 7071.56, "end": 7091.64, "text": " I'm not even lying allow me"}, {"start": 7091.64, "end": 7099.76, "text": " Let's finish this quickly altar prior I do get"}, {"start": 7121.64, "end": 7150.64, "text": " I mean that's pretty good. I can just play uh... I probably should have done that. I'm going to get Annabelle. Honestly I don't think it's pretty good. I'm going to keep gold."}, {"start": 7151.64, "end": 7159.64, "text": " is it's not guaranteed to print gold the turn I mean it's probably is I have"}, {"start": 7159.64, "end": 7175.88, "text": " oh gee gee oh gee I mean I'm pretty sure this this this is not even"}, {"start": 7175.88, "end": 7192.42, "text": " If I just go this with gamblers and I just play towards."}, {"start": 7192.42, "end": 7219.42, "text": " I'm pretty sure this is like guaranteed to farm a gold though."}, {"start": 7219.42, "end": 7221.42, "text": " Darkgazer, Primordian."}, {"start": 7221.42, "end": 7223.42, "text": " Pretty sure it's more gold."}, {"start": 7223.42, "end": 7226.42, "text": " Every 4 seconds you have an 8% on 3 units."}, {"start": 7226.42, "end": 7229.42, "text": " If this doesn't give me 2 gold, I'm gonna report someone."}, {"start": 7244.42, "end": 7246.42, "text": " Did I get the gold or no?"}, {"start": 7249.42, "end": 7271.76, "text": " No how we how I can we go in three gold that come in and we how"}, {"start": 7279.42, "end": 7296.54, "text": " Wait, wait, I gotta go for sure."}, {"start": 7296.54, "end": 7305.42, "text": " Alright, Gini, this shit, I mean it is broken."}, {"start": 7305.42, "end": 7307.1, "text": " I'm aware it's broken."}, {"start": 7307.1, "end": 7309.1, "text": " three gold"}, {"start": 7311.700000000001, "end": 7316.06, "text": " GG GG GG GG GG"}, {"start": 7330.700000000001, "end": 7332.700000000001, "text": " Stargazer I"}, {"start": 7332.7, "end": 7339.74, "text": " I am but it's 453 HP that's pretty good and then I can just reforge these and I just"}, {"start": 7339.74, "end": 7340.74, "text": " put out with the Vanguard."}, {"start": 7340.74, "end": 7347.3, "text": " Do I want to reforge Cloak?"}, {"start": 7347.3, "end": 7351.34, "text": " Not even that good really?"}, {"start": 7351.34, "end": 7352.34, "text": " Scionic Stair?"}, {"start": 7352.34, "end": 7353.34, "text": " I need a P."}, {"start": 7353.34, "end": 7356.34, "text": " Honestly, it's not even that good."}, {"start": 7356.34, "end": 7358.34, "text": " I don't have a single enemy zone."}, {"start": 7376.34, "end": 7377.34, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 7377.34, "end": 7378.34, "text": " Wait, ha!"}, {"start": 7378.34, "end": 7380.34, "text": " Wait, how?"}, {"start": 7386.34, "end": 7387.34, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 7387.34, "end": 7412.66, "text": " Honestly, I'm kind of done to keep Stargazer, but then the problem is, I mean, it's basically"}, {"start": 7412.66, "end": 7417.34, "text": " just free HP on a unit and that way I only have to report to one unit and I"}, {"start": 7417.34, "end": 7424.099999999999, "text": " just don't play condo it or do I just not care about three Arbiter"}, {"start": 7424.1, "end": 7426.1, "text": " Throw fuck onto it, man."}, {"start": 7431.3, "end": 7433.3, "text": " I didn't even, uh, put the thing."}, {"start": 7438.8, "end": 7440.8, "text": " Alright, sure they get the gold here, right?"}, {"start": 7442.8, "end": 7444.8, "text": " Wait, it's altar, right? I'm not stupid."}, {"start": 7447.3, "end": 7449.3, "text": " If I don't get gold here..."}, {"start": 7454.1, "end": 7479.1, "text": " It's 39.4... Really? It's that low? Are you sure? Wait, is that math right?"}, {"start": 7479.1, "end": 7488.64, "text": " Every four seconds you have an 8% no I'm pretty sure every single one of the"}, {"start": 7488.64, "end": 7497.1, "text": " arbiters have have it procs three times I'm pretty sure like like every single"}, {"start": 7497.1, "end": 7508.26, "text": " one oh no wait really no bow wait really"}, {"start": 7557.1, "end": 7583.400000000001, "text": " One to the truth."}, {"start": 7613.400000000001, "end": 7640.400000000001, "text": " Oh, okay, okay, okay, we're back."}, {"start": 7640.400000000001, "end": 7667.040000000001, "text": " Uh, tier, tier, cloak, cloak, cloak, tier, cloak, tier, report, jay?"}, {"start": 7667.040000000001, "end": 7669.4800000000005, "text": " Challenger plus one."}, {"start": 7669.4800000000005, "end": 7671.4800000000005, "text": " Is there a Stargazer challenger?"}, {"start": 7685.26, "end": 7686.26, "text": " 30%?"}, {"start": 7688.6, "end": 7691.6, "text": " I mean, I could play like Atroc's Kindred, and then not have to build Thread."}, {"start": 7699.4800000000005, "end": 7706.4800000000005, "text": " So where's the atrox?"}, {"start": 7706.4800000000005, "end": 7720.4800000000005, "text": " Well, I said decollageable one is."}, {"start": 7720.4800000000005, "end": 7729.4800000000005, "text": " And I said Decah, that's what one is."}, {"start": 7729.4800000000005, "end": 7740.780000000001, "text": " And then I just play off a Bow Glove and I just go Challenger Zyah, like Atronx, Atronx"}, {"start": 7740.780000000001, "end": 7741.780000000001, "text": " Kindred."}, {"start": 7741.780000000001, "end": 7747.040000000001, "text": " I'm probably still going to play 4 Stargator though, there's nothing wrong with 4 Stargator,"}, {"start": 7747.04, "end": 7749.04, "text": " this is a free item. Jax?"}, {"start": 7756.04, "end": 7759.04, "text": " I guess I could play like a better one than that, but I don't..."}, {"start": 7759.04, "end": 7761.04, "text": " It doesn't really matter. Ziya?"}, {"start": 7762.04, "end": 7764.04, "text": " And then I go D-claw, play around..."}, {"start": 7764.04, "end": 7766.04, "text": " And then I have Vanguard plus one."}, {"start": 7771.04, "end": 7774.04, "text": " But I don't really want to make D-claw, because I kinda want to make Kraken."}, {"start": 7774.04, "end": 7776.04, "text": " I'm pretty sure it's just always Kraken."}, {"start": 7776.04, "end": 7778.04, "text": " And that's all of the bloke."}, {"start": 7778.04, "end": 7779.04, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 7779.04, "end": 7797.44, "text": " Zyah, Aatrox, Tindred, ABCD."}, {"start": 7797.44, "end": 7801.12, "text": " And I'm probably always playing Brass plus a Bastion."}, {"start": 7801.12, "end": 7802.12, "text": " Or Vanguard."}, {"start": 7802.12, "end": 7807.12, "text": " I'll just go Mortar Kaiser in case I get the..."}, {"start": 7807.12, "end": 7813.12, "text": " Oh, I heal? Oh, that is the same for me. GG."}, {"start": 7813.12, "end": 7815.12, "text": " Oh, GG. GG."}, {"start": 7815.12, "end": 7820.12, "text": " Oh yeah, there's no need for Jax to Jax's tanky as fuck. This unit is really good."}, {"start": 7820.12, "end": 7822.12, "text": " Does that increase the paint? No."}, {"start": 7824.12, "end": 7827.12, "text": " The unit is just good. It's a 3k health unit."}, {"start": 7827.12, "end": 7833.12, "text": " And then if I hit Shen 2, I'll play Shen 2, because I'm rather sure it's not even better than Jax 2 if you start getting their altar."}, {"start": 7836.12, "end": 7838.12, "text": " And then I just play like a Senorah origin."}, {"start": 7838.12, "end": 7841.12, "text": " Like, work's actually good. I just need to find a natron, so..."}, {"start": 7841.12, "end": 7843.12, "text": " ADCD..."}, {"start": 7849.12, "end": 7851.12, "text": " And then I have a BS sword, though."}, {"start": 7857.12, "end": 7863.78, "text": " And I have bang okay, honestly, I don't even have to play a vanguard"}, {"start": 7877.599999999999, "end": 7881.8, "text": " I could play like velvet plus plus and that way I can hold D on the roll down as well"}, {"start": 7883.4, "end": 7885.48, "text": " And I can just go challenge her on that and just go"}, {"start": 7887.12, "end": 7893.28, "text": " Stargazer for HP on D? Oh that sounds kind of good actually, and I just don't play"}, {"start": 7893.28, "end": 7901.96, "text": " Mordekaiser, and then I don't play Brass, I just play Belt at D."}, {"start": 7901.96, "end": 7919.94, "text": " That doesn't give me gold. Are we serious right now? How? I can't. How?"}, {"start": 7919.94, "end": 7928.62, "text": " Ahhhh. Okay, also if I don't get Atrox, my board sucks. But I can also just play this"}, {"start": 7928.62, "end": 7938.62, "text": " I'm going to get a sport instead of a Belves plus Yi, but if I get Yi too, I feel like Yi too, with Vanguard, Stargazer or Challenger is just going to drop nukes."}, {"start": 7941.62, "end": 7942.62, "text": " Like for free."}, {"start": 7951.62, "end": 7953.62, "text": " And then I have Globcloak, BSward."}, {"start": 7953.62, "end": 7960.62, "text": " And then I just go kraken backline and then I just carry one unit."}, {"start": 7960.62, "end": 7965.62, "text": " I mean, it's so much HP."}, {"start": 7965.62, "end": 7967.18, "text": " Like Vanguard is HP."}, {"start": 7967.18, "end": 7970.62, "text": " Stargazer is like a free 500 health."}, {"start": 7970.62, "end": 7975.62, "text": " Yeah, with those emblems about the cloud, the cloud, the noose is about to drop."}, {"start": 7975.62, "end": 7976.62, "text": " XD!"}, {"start": 7976.62, "end": 7980.62, "text": " Good one, soloist fucking idiot."}, {"start": 7980.62, "end": 7981.62, "text": " Where is this?"}, {"start": 7981.62, "end": 7982.62, "text": " Oh, wait."}, {"start": 7982.62, "end": 7998.62, "text": " Okay, nice. I mean, the altar, like, look at this, look at this Ziya, or not that, look at this Diana HP with Stargazer. I mean, it's just infinite HP, no gap."}, {"start": 8012.62, "end": 8018.62, "text": " But I can also just play Rast plus something."}, {"start": 8018.62, "end": 8025.62, "text": " I can go DB, DB play around Globcloak, cracking DB plus 1."}, {"start": 8025.62, "end": 8035.62, "text": " I mean is it always DB?"}, {"start": 8035.62, "end": 8036.62, "text": " Probably."}, {"start": 8036.62, "end": 8038.62, "text": " And then I have Vanguard, that plus Challenger."}, {"start": 8038.62, "end": 8043.62, "text": " And then I can just go Crown Guard, play around Glove Cloak, I can go..."}, {"start": 8052.62, "end": 8054.62, "text": " Alright, I just fell for Cloak."}, {"start": 8054.62, "end": 8057.62, "text": " Kraken Guardbreaker, DB."}, {"start": 8057.62, "end": 8059.62, "text": " I have a 3-arm over here."}, {"start": 8060.62, "end": 8063.62, "text": " And then I'm about to just end the mess turn, in GD."}, {"start": 8064.62, "end": 8067.62, "text": " Okay, but if I don't find an Atron, I am screwed."}, {"start": 8068.62, "end": 8070.62, "text": " Hello!"}, {"start": 8083.62, "end": 8085.62, "text": " Eight rocks?"}, {"start": 8087.62, "end": 8089.62, "text": " Eight rocks?"}, {"start": 8098.62, "end": 8111.62, "text": " I mean, how many traits bronze for life on the nods?"}, {"start": 8111.62, "end": 8136.0, "text": " What does uh, Challenger whatever the fuck"}, {"start": 8141.62, "end": 8143.62, "text": " Jack's 2 and the new new."}, {"start": 8144.5, "end": 8146.5, "text": " I don't have a Kindred."}, {"start": 8147.46, "end": 8149.46, "text": " And then I'm playing 5, what's it called?"}, {"start": 8150.26, "end": 8152.26, "text": " I don't have a Kindred."}, {"start": 8152.26, "end": 8154.26, "text": " So I still don't have Shred."}, {"start": 8154.42, "end": 8156.42, "text": " Also, I don't have a Leona. Hello?"}, {"start": 8160.26, "end": 8162.26, "text": " I don't have a Kindred."}, {"start": 8163.38, "end": 8166.82, "text": " Look at this Jack's HP! Just look! Just look! Everyone just take a look!"}, {"start": 8167.46, "end": 8169.46, "text": " Oh, I shouldn't be playing Rammus on Lord."}, {"start": 8169.46, "end": 8173.3, "text": " Look at the Jax HP, how is this, like how is that,"}, {"start": 8173.3, "end": 8176.46, "text": " four out of three, four out of, like it doesn't matter man."}, {"start": 8186.74, "end": 8188.24, "text": " What does Kindred look like?"}, {"start": 8191.64, "end": 8192.48, "text": " Kindred?"}, {"start": 8194.12, "end": 8194.96, "text": " Kindred?"}, {"start": 8197.82, "end": 8198.9, "text": " I mean I guess I could just play this,"}, {"start": 8198.9, "end": 8202.46, "text": " I shouldn't even care about what kindred that much honestly"}, {"start": 8209.18, "end": 8217.1, "text": " One roll I can't I can't"}, {"start": 8223.5, "end": 8225.5, "text": " I don't have a single two star"}, {"start": 8228.9, "end": 8257.74, "text": " I don't even have Nunu 2. I'm pretty sure my entire board spikes off of Nunu 2. And"}, {"start": 8257.74, "end": 8260.94, "text": " I don't have new to I guess I could have moved items I could just put items on Jax"}, {"start": 8264.3, "end": 8266.3, "text": " It's what I should have done"}, {"start": 8276.74, "end": 8278.74, "text": " I mean I should need the gold on screwed"}, {"start": 8287.74, "end": 8293.74, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 8303.74, "end": 8306.74, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, GG GG everybody"}, {"start": 8310.74, "end": 8313.74, "text": " I can bear nor this and just go beat you on there"}, {"start": 8313.74, "end": 8320.74, "text": " I didn't just make my items, who cares."}, {"start": 8320.74, "end": 8322.74, "text": " GD."}, {"start": 8332.74, "end": 8334.74, "text": " My board is actually nasty."}, {"start": 8343.74, "end": 8360.74, "text": " I'm looking at this usually I play brassed but since I don't have brassed maybe I have"}, {"start": 8360.74, "end": 8363.18, "text": " to put Challenger on my Zaya."}, {"start": 8363.18, "end": 8370.02, "text": " Your team gains 10% Challenger's gain bonus 10% attack speed when their target dies Challenger's"}, {"start": 8370.02, "end": 8376.68, "text": " increase attack speed bonus by 50% so you get an extra 11. But then I don't have items so"}, {"start": 8376.68, "end": 8378.18, "text": " for it."}, {"start": 8388.18, "end": 8390.18, "text": " Like I could move Stargazer elsewhere."}, {"start": 8394.18, "end": 8397.18, "text": " Then they go chow it in our, um, not now."}, {"start": 8400.02, "end": 8407.02, "text": " I won't drop the jacks if it's shenzi."}, {"start": 8407.02, "end": 8410.02, "text": " Look at my jacks."}, {"start": 8410.02, "end": 8413.02, "text": " Everyone just look at the jacks."}, {"start": 8413.02, "end": 8417.02, "text": " You cannot tell me this jacks isn't tanky as fuck."}, {"start": 8417.02, "end": 8418.02, "text": " It is!"}, {"start": 8418.02, "end": 8419.02, "text": " This shit is broken."}, {"start": 8419.02, "end": 8421.02, "text": " This unit is broken."}, {"start": 8421.02, "end": 8425.02, "text": " Am I being rage rated?"}, {"start": 8425.02, "end": 8429.02, "text": " Relax a little."}, {"start": 8429.02, "end": 8433.02, "text": " All will know us in time."}, {"start": 8439.02, "end": 8444.02, "text": " Like just look, my board is just solid."}, {"start": 8444.02, "end": 8446.02, "text": " I have a good tank."}, {"start": 8446.02, "end": 8451.02, "text": " I have good carries."}, {"start": 8451.02, "end": 8454.02, "text": " It's just solid."}, {"start": 8454.02, "end": 8457.02, "text": " My board is just solid."}, {"start": 8457.02, "end": 8464.52, "text": " And then now I just level and then just cap around Jhin and maybe I can drop Samira if it's like Morgana 2 or something."}, {"start": 8465.82, "end": 8471.02, "text": " I could also go like Shen 2 and then play like Crown Guard, Vanguard, Morgana 2."}, {"start": 8473.02, "end": 8476.02, "text": " But I'm probably just gonna stay with Belvedere because he's actually a pretty tanky."}, {"start": 8476.720000000001, "end": 8479.02, "text": " Oh yeah, Fiora 2 over the stupid Athe."}, {"start": 8479.62, "end": 8480.12, "text": " I'm in."}, {"start": 8483.720000000001, "end": 8484.220000000001, "text": " I'm in."}, {"start": 8484.22, "end": 8489.98, "text": " As long as I can win a few rounds I can 9 on 5 1 and full cap"}, {"start": 8495.179999999998, "end": 8499.14, "text": " Hey, I got to do the drop LVS for Fiora. What the fuck is 3 challenge to do?"}, {"start": 8504.42, "end": 8506.42, "text": " 9 on 6 1 and UG"}, {"start": 8514.22, "end": 8528.699999999999, "text": " Ah, it's just another first. It is what it is."}, {"start": 8528.699999999999, "end": 8532.699999999999, "text": " I just have to win one more round."}, {"start": 8532.7, "end": 8533.7, "text": " It's kind of too even, Gord."}, {"start": 8533.7, "end": 8535.7, "text": " Shine once more before the end."}, {"start": 8549.7, "end": 8550.7, "text": " Alright, I need a beat."}, {"start": 8592.7, "end": 8594.86, "text": " What's with any army, any one?"}, {"start": 8594.86, "end": 8596.460000000001, "text": " I remain on track."}, {"start": 8622.7, "end": 8624.7, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 8682.7, "end": 8685.7, "text": " not a new new"}, {"start": 8690.7, "end": 8693.7, "text": " these are fucking ass"}, {"start": 8703.7, "end": 8705.7, "text": " new new"}, {"start": 8705.7, "end": 8715.7, "text": " Oh, I think my mastery is looking- Oh, oh, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 8715.7, "end": 8725.7, "text": " Good job, everybody."}, {"start": 8755.7, "end": 8770.42, "text": " I can play like Fiora too."}, {"start": 8770.42, "end": 8773.980000000001, "text": " I mean I can also hit Blitz, like if I hit Blitz 2 I'll just play a random as Blitz 2."}, {"start": 8773.980000000001, "end": 8774.980000000001, "text": " I can play Jhin 2."}, {"start": 8774.980000000001, "end": 8784.980000000001, "text": " I can't like, play like 4 Vanguard, you can just drop the Bastions for Blitz."}, {"start": 8784.98, "end": 8788.98, "text": " more than 100 gym, no, this time it's not"}, {"start": 8788.98, "end": 8792.98, "text": " this time it's not actual loss"}, {"start": 8792.98, "end": 8796.98, "text": " for the full carries"}, {"start": 8796.98, "end": 8800.98, "text": " it also has level 4 brass color today"}, {"start": 8800.98, "end": 8804.98, "text": " it also has level 4 brass color today"}, {"start": 8804.98, "end": 8808.98, "text": " it also has level 4 brass color today"}, {"start": 8808.98, "end": 8812.98, "text": " level 4 brass color today"}, {"start": 8812.98, "end": 8819.98, "text": " How many traits? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 traits."}, {"start": 8835.98, "end": 8838.98, "text": " I mean, I probably will always be playing Raph here, so much at that speed."}, {"start": 8872.98, "end": 8891.939999999999, "text": " I honestly, this G is like fucking useless, I'm trying to just play 3 challenger, yeah?"}, {"start": 8891.939999999999, "end": 8898.74, "text": " Actually, this G is looking kinda good."}, {"start": 8898.74, "end": 8901.74, "text": " Okay, what the fuck does Delveth do? Fuck you, man."}, {"start": 8914.74, "end": 8915.74, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 8917.74, "end": 8919.74, "text": " Alright, well I'll be keeping that thing."}, {"start": 8921.74, "end": 8924.74, "text": " I mean, I can drop this for this, but it has to be two-starred."}, {"start": 8924.74, "end": 8928.74, "text": " And then I can play, well honestly it doesn't even have to be 2-starred."}, {"start": 8932.24, "end": 8934.74, "text": " I'm pretty sure it should be, yeah."}, {"start": 8934.74, "end": 8938.74, "text": " And then I can also just say fuck, like one of the traits of playing Jhin over this."}, {"start": 8941.74, "end": 8942.74, "text": " And that's just my board."}, {"start": 8943.74, "end": 8945.74, "text": " Like, Shadow over Jax."}, {"start": 8947.74, "end": 8948.74, "text": " Where's Jax?"}, {"start": 8950.74, "end": 8951.74, "text": " Jhin."}, {"start": 8954.74, "end": 8956.74, "text": " I killed all one shot."}, {"start": 8984.74, "end": 8986.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8989.38, "end": 8991.38, "text": " Roticator for free. I mean that's pretty good"}, {"start": 8993.619999999999, "end": 9000.68, "text": " Another shit probably should I roll that one time it's not the win. Otherwise, I have to sell my my dude my shit is pretty good though"}, {"start": 9014.74, "end": 9042.74, "text": " I'm not telling a single unit."}, {"start": 9042.74, "end": 9044.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9049.3, "end": 9052.74, "text": " Can't I'm not killing a single unit"}, {"start": 9052.74, "end": 9076.82, "text": " challenger btgs and I'll just stare at this surely that's enough at high speed"}, {"start": 9076.82, "end": 9086.06, "text": " All right, evo rate. Wait, what? Oh, Jazzate, they know the rate. Press event was sitting"}, {"start": 9086.06, "end": 9092.02, "text": " there jerking you off earlier. He was just saying like, yeah, like you couldn't pay"}, {"start": 9092.02, "end": 9097.82, "text": " me a $20,000 to get the scores that Jazzate got on stream, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."}, {"start": 9097.82, "end": 9100.82, "text": " He was just sitting there and you're the fuck, he was just sitting there just"}, {"start": 9100.82, "end": 9103.58, "text": " admitting that you're 20 times better than him."}, {"start": 9103.58, "end": 9104.42, "text": " Okay, I want first."}, {"start": 9106.32, "end": 9107.66, "text": " But then I was telling him"}, {"start": 9107.66, "end": 9109.42, "text": " that you're not actually skillful."}, {"start": 9109.42, "end": 9111.3, "text": " You just play all the broken shit."}, {"start": 9111.3, "end": 9114.619999999999, "text": " Like this meta is, it's just not balanced."}, {"start": 9115.58, "end": 9118.279999999999, "text": " It's not, it's just not balanced."}, {"start": 9118.279999999999, "end": 9120.86, "text": " You just sit there and you just hard force"}, {"start": 9122.34, "end": 9124.36, "text": " the textbook shit that's broken."}, {"start": 9125.42, "end": 9126.42, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 9130.82, "end": 9154.699999999999, "text": " I just don't understand you play safe you play safe when you don't high roll and when"}, {"start": 9154.7, "end": 9158.7, "text": " When you high roll, you just donkey force for the first."}, {"start": 9158.7, "end": 9160.2, "text": " GG everybody."}, {"start": 9160.2, "end": 9170.7, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 9170.7, "end": 9173.34, "text": " The trait tree makes the Ziya Noody look broken."}, {"start": 9173.34, "end": 9175.34, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9199.82, "end": 9201.82, "text": " The wrong it was a second one"}, {"start": 9203.34, "end": 9209.26, "text": " What are some end game boards because I can't figure out yet past four cost units?"}, {"start": 9209.26, "end": 9212.380000000001, "text": " Well, a lot of times that you would just stay on your on your carries."}, {"start": 9212.380000000001, "end": 9219.58, "text": " Like if you're playing Zaya into Jin, I'm like almost certain that Zaya is stronger than"}, {"start": 9219.58, "end": 9220.58, "text": " Jin."}, {"start": 9220.58, "end": 9221.58, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 9221.58, "end": 9222.58, "text": " Like don't get me wrong."}, {"start": 9222.58, "end": 9228.86, "text": " Jin 2 is really good, but I just, I don't know why I just Jin you know you damage."}, {"start": 9228.86, "end": 9231.9, "text": " You don't kill anything."}, {"start": 9231.9, "end": 9239.5, "text": " But I mean, Jhin is really good as a duo carry, and then if you're playing Leblanc, and you"}, {"start": 9239.5, "end": 9242.58, "text": " sell Leblanc 2 for Vex 1, I'm pretty sure you're just weaker."}, {"start": 9242.58, "end": 9245.1, "text": " You just sit there and hold all the lenders on the bench, and you just slot them in one"}, {"start": 9245.1, "end": 9246.1, "text": " by one."}, {"start": 9246.1, "end": 9251.58, "text": " Because most of the time, your board has two open slots, and on the two open slots,"}, {"start": 9251.58, "end": 9253.58, "text": " you just slot in whatever you two star."}, {"start": 9253.58, "end": 9258.58, "text": " And it's pretty easy, because it's relatively sloshable."}, {"start": 9258.58, "end": 9275.72, "text": " I mean if five people get staining the cow you can probably win streak because they're"}, {"start": 9275.72, "end": 9283.76, "text": " probably just gonna be sitting there trying to save."}, {"start": 9283.76, "end": 9285.76, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 9313.76, "end": 9321.2, "text": " Like I say like how can you not win but the thing is it's like I'm gonna say this now before people are like"}, {"start": 9321.2, "end": 9328.44, "text": " Oh, but you said this shit is broken. How did you go eight then like when you click expedition your ADP is automatically in the threes"}, {"start": 9328.44, "end": 9334.44, "text": " But your a3 is probably like 20 to 30 percent. I mean if you miss you're going eight like I mean it is what it is"}, {"start": 9335.84, "end": 9341.380000000001, "text": " But let's say you don't miss you go first man. Did you make a mistake? No, you just didn't hit"}, {"start": 9341.380000000001, "end": 9348.86, "text": " It's what I like to call it's a bad beat like it has nothing to do with your skill like when you open"}, {"start": 9348.86, "end": 9355.6, "text": " I feel you there's when you open the only mistake that you could have made was maybe you weren't supposed to open that game"}, {"start": 9356.36, "end": 9361.480000000001, "text": " But like if you have expedition what you're supposed to just make zero gold the entire game and"}, {"start": 9362.480000000001, "end": 9368.44, "text": " What no man, you're just gonna open and you're gonna fucking if you hate you hit you don't hit your race"}, {"start": 9371.380000000001, "end": 9384.580000000002, "text": " Spirit lost the map 1."}, {"start": 9384.580000000002, "end": 9386.380000000001, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 9386.380000000001, "end": 9389.380000000001, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 9389.380000000001, "end": 9391.380000000001, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 9391.380000000001, "end": 9393.380000000001, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 9393.380000000001, "end": 9395.380000000001, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 9395.380000000001, "end": 9397.380000000001, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 9397.380000000001, "end": 9409.380000000001, "text": " I have"}, {"start": 9409.380000000001, "end": 9419.380000000001, "text": " 900 dollars on spirit to win 4k. Let's go spirit."}, {"start": 9419.380000000001, "end": 9426.380000000001, "text": " Yay!"}, {"start": 9426.380000000001, "end": 9429.380000000001, "text": " From this vitality team I can't."}, {"start": 9434.380000000001, "end": 9435.380000000001, "text": " Oh, I'm cold turkey."}, {"start": 9442.380000000001, "end": 9446.380000000001, "text": " Like, hypothetically, would you rather put,"}, {"start": 9448.380000000001, "end": 9454.380000000001, "text": " would you rather risk $3100 to win $900?"}, {"start": 9454.380000000001, "end": 9464.94, "text": " or would you rather risk $900 to win $3,100? Hypothetically. Spirit against Vitality, B05."}, {"start": 9464.94, "end": 9482.86, "text": " But honestly, this vitality team..."}, {"start": 9482.86, "end": 9499.1, "text": " Wait, Solace, if you all..."}, {"start": 9499.1, "end": 9501.1, "text": " So let's just DM me on Discord."}, {"start": 9524.1, "end": 9525.1, "text": " Send?"}, {"start": 9526.1, "end": 9527.1, "text": " The feat mix."}, {"start": 9527.1, "end": 9531.32, "text": " Wait, how long are Setsuko's Q times, by the way?"}, {"start": 9531.32, "end": 9534.32, "text": " Like, how am I getting 7 minute Qs in Diamond?"}, {"start": 9534.32, "end": 9535.32, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9535.32, "end": 9538.16, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 9538.16, "end": 9543.16, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 9543.16, "end": 9552.4, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 9552.4, "end": 9582.359999999999, "text": " Played on EU West bro I'm not interested in farming"}, {"start": 9582.36, "end": 9584.36, "text": " fucking noobs."}, {"start": 9590.36, "end": 9592.36, "text": " You're reaching the vast."}, {"start": 9612.36, "end": 9618.08, "text": " If there's one region that's really fucking easy to ragebait, it's Europe."}, {"start": 9618.08, "end": 9624.800000000001, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 9624.800000000001, "end": 9631.400000000001, "text": " It's so fucking easy."}, {"start": 9631.4, "end": 9644.84, "text": " You just start you just start saying EUT you start saying EU food is trash"}, {"start": 9644.84, "end": 9652.359999999999, "text": " yeah EU sucks at League of Legends EU is ass at TFT how does that make you feel"}, {"start": 9652.36, "end": 9654.36, "text": " body"}, {"start": 9661.36, "end": 9665.04, "text": " And a hamburger and a health care. I mean the thing is I don't really care"}, {"start": 9671.68, "end": 9676.84, "text": " That doesn't reach me it's when you start fucking talking shit about my tft ability that's when I get fucking rage-rated"}, {"start": 9682.36, "end": 9708.44, "text": " What's that one game called with like the colors?"}, {"start": 9708.44, "end": 9715.44, "text": " Where you like try to match the colors."}, {"start": 9715.44, "end": 9720.44, "text": " Dial."}, {"start": 9738.44, "end": 9740.44, "text": " Daily mode"}, {"start": 9768.44, "end": 9770.44, "text": " GG!"}, {"start": 9793.44, "end": 9796.44, "text": " Bro, everyone just focus on the PFT gameplay man."}, {"start": 9796.44, "end": 9798.44, "text": " Settle down"}, {"start": 9803.560000000001, "end": 9805.560000000001, "text": " The fountain"}, {"start": 9810.800000000001, "end": 9812.800000000001, "text": " The fountain"}, {"start": 9815.2, "end": 9817.2, "text": " Chain"}, {"start": 9826.44, "end": 9836.44, "text": " I mean, I have from morning and that's pretty good, right?"}, {"start": 9836.44, "end": 9847.44, "text": " Poppy, Liz, Cho'Gath, Pear, Talon, Pear, Vhagar, Rod, Chain."}, {"start": 9847.44, "end": 9877.36, "text": " Millio. Where's this fucking Ezreal? Kale and Thresh. Calculated."}, {"start": 9877.36, "end": 9885.24, "text": " lost okay no Ezreal are we serious"}, {"start": 9885.24, "end": 9901.28, "text": " I'm not scared of playing LeBron."}, {"start": 9901.28, "end": 9908.28, "text": " I really doubt that."}, {"start": 9931.28, "end": 9947.2, "text": " What the fuck am I gonna play towards though cuz I can't play"}, {"start": 9961.28, "end": 9967.84, "text": " It's Kaila Thresh."}, {"start": 9967.84, "end": 9972.76, "text": " That guy's full open."}, {"start": 9972.76, "end": 9980.560000000001, "text": " This guy's Nova with Kraken."}, {"start": 9980.560000000001, "end": 9983.560000000001, "text": " Space Grove with Stargazer."}, {"start": 9983.560000000001, "end": 9985.68, "text": " Alright, nice."}, {"start": 9985.68, "end": 9994.68, "text": " All I had to do was just dodge, uh, fighting, uh, since I go while I try to make my first like 20 and 30."}, {"start": 9994.68, "end": 9997.68, "text": " And as soon as I get to like 30 gold, it's not my street, it's not a huge deal."}, {"start": 9997.68, "end": 10002.68, "text": " I mean, I prefer to 5 loss, but it's not a huge deal."}, {"start": 10002.68, "end": 10008.68, "text": " Marauder? Marauder."}, {"start": 10008.68, "end": 10013.68, "text": " Bro, I genuinely, like, on my life I thought it was Maruder, but that's because, uh,"}, {"start": 10013.68, "end": 10021.68, "text": " There's a grocery store near me called Maruders and I genuinely thought it was just Maruders, just spelled it."}, {"start": 10034.960000000001, "end": 10038.32, "text": " And that's, I mean, it's fine because if there's a beat, I'd beat anyway."}, {"start": 10038.32, "end": 10042.16, "text": " Oh, no. Oh, no, it's not that. Because I mean, there's, I don't even know if that"}, {"start": 10042.16, "end": 10047.26, "text": " That grocery store even exists anymore, but when I was a kid it existed."}, {"start": 10047.26, "end": 10051.76, "text": " Is there even such a thing as Macruder's nowadays or no?"}, {"start": 10051.76, "end": 10052.76, "text": " Macruder's?"}, {"start": 10052.76, "end": 10055.76, "text": " Is that even the store?"}, {"start": 10055.76, "end": 10060.76, "text": " I'm pretty sure it is."}, {"start": 10060.76, "end": 10066.96, "text": " Oh, it's still like this."}, {"start": 10066.96, "end": 10071.96, "text": " Did they get blocked by like Trader Joe's or something?"}, {"start": 10071.960000000001, "end": 10080.04, "text": " Or no, I don't fuck it. No, never mind, but I think the place got like"}, {"start": 10084.04, "end": 10087.880000000001, "text": " Never mind. I don't fucking know. Never mind. Anyways, space group"}, {"start": 10091.400000000001, "end": 10095.800000000001, "text": " Space group, what is this? Kale, Thresh, Mystery Loot, DF, Glove, Glove"}, {"start": 10101.960000000001, "end": 10114.960000000001, "text": " I mean I really don't want Gloves Love but I really don't want to click Rush so I'll"}, {"start": 10114.960000000001, "end": 10127.960000000001, "text": " just click this now so I don't have to click it I guess."}, {"start": 10127.960000000001, "end": 10149.960000000001, "text": " Am I- Am I- No. No. I- I feel like openin' to-"}, {"start": 10149.960000000001, "end": 10166.960000000001, "text": " I feel like opening into the block is really bad though."}, {"start": 10166.960000000001, "end": 10170.76, "text": " But I also don't really want to open into mech because I think mech in this galaxy is"}, {"start": 10170.76, "end": 10182.16, "text": " I think it's legit only playable with artifacts, expedition, or Yusubo."}, {"start": 10182.16, "end": 10184.56, "text": " I think the moment you stop playing mech is the moment you climb."}, {"start": 10184.56, "end": 10185.56, "text": " That shit is ass."}, {"start": 10185.56, "end": 10186.56, "text": " It's actual ass."}, {"start": 10186.56, "end": 10200.519999999999, "text": " Alright, let me see what the orbiter is."}, {"start": 10200.519999999999, "end": 10204.96, "text": " When an enemy dies, gain 8 AP."}, {"start": 10204.96, "end": 10212.68, "text": " Spend 50 metagame AP."}, {"start": 10212.68, "end": 10213.68, "text": " Is that good?"}, {"start": 10213.68, "end": 10231.12, "text": " I get like 16 AP, I mean it's not actually good, I'm trying to play towards..."}, {"start": 10231.12, "end": 10236.12, "text": " Good on the league. The block has 40 mana. GG."}, {"start": 10243.12, "end": 10248.12, "text": " That's not even bad. I think I'd prefer to use this one though, but then I would have 2 and 1 instead of 1."}, {"start": 10249.12, "end": 10254.12, "text": " And then out of my calculated loss value, it was gone to shit. And now I'm probably 8."}, {"start": 10261.12, "end": 10272.1, "text": " Oh no, it's just uh, if the Arbiter is you spend 50 mana at the game 1680, i.e. your first"}, {"start": 10272.1, "end": 10275.460000000001, "text": " cast gets nothing."}, {"start": 10275.460000000001, "end": 10278.220000000001, "text": " So then it doesn't actually do anything until you cast 3 times."}, {"start": 10278.220000000001, "end": 10280.900000000001, "text": " Cause then you get the next cutoff."}, {"start": 10280.900000000001, "end": 10283.62, "text": " Which is, that is straight off."}, {"start": 10283.62, "end": 10286.660000000002, "text": " I have to cast 3 times for it to do something?"}, {"start": 10286.660000000002, "end": 10287.660000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10287.660000000002, "end": 10288.660000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10288.66, "end": 10290.66, "text": " But I don't know what else was to play."}, {"start": 10293.14, "end": 10294.14, "text": " A Milio?"}, {"start": 10295.02, "end": 10297.02, "text": " A Lulu and Argot, I think it is."}, {"start": 10302.66, "end": 10303.66, "text": " A Vickta?"}, {"start": 10312.22, "end": 10314.22, "text": " I think I just saw an Allawi too though."}, {"start": 10314.58, "end": 10316.08, "text": " This guy is Vickta too."}, {"start": 10316.08, "end": 10318.08, "text": " With Legion of Threats."}, {"start": 10318.08, "end": 10320.08, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 10334.32, "end": 10336.32, "text": " Nova plus two"}, {"start": 10337.8, "end": 10340.72, "text": " Well played man. Yeah, well played this game"}, {"start": 10342.36, "end": 10345.84, "text": " Nice spreading roots GGs. What a fucking joke"}, {"start": 10348.08, "end": 10350.08, "text": " Am I just playing mech then?"}, {"start": 10350.08, "end": 10353.08, "text": " Mech and then I just itemize Ergot as well."}, {"start": 10360.58, "end": 10362.08, "text": " Tricecta."}, {"start": 10362.08, "end": 10365.08, "text": " Jewel Lotus, 1 buff, 2 buff."}, {"start": 10365.08, "end": 10379.08, "text": " Luxury sub 1 buff 2 buff with a blue buff red buff and a champ dune"}, {"start": 10395.08, "end": 10423.76, "text": " Okay, I mean I think I am playing that I mean I have to"}, {"start": 10423.76, "end": 10444.16, "text": " Not that it's good, but Redbuck, GG, plus one, Guardbreaker, half Guard Oil, and then"}, {"start": 10444.16, "end": 10449.16, "text": " I just golded Niko and I banged over Galio, one of them three, that's fine but..."}, {"start": 10460.66, "end": 10463.66, "text": " I mean I probably died in the three star level."}, {"start": 10470.16, "end": 10471.16, "text": " 16th level."}, {"start": 10474.16, "end": 10487.64, "text": " And that's how you just randomly hit 8-Soul-3, but man, I am lost, really?"}, {"start": 10487.64, "end": 10489.92, "text": " Release all this with Dova plus 2?"}, {"start": 10489.92, "end": 10490.92, "text": " Yeah, you're definitely lost."}, {"start": 10490.92, "end": 10491.92, "text": " Fuck you, man."}, {"start": 10491.92, "end": 10492.92, "text": " This game is terrible."}, {"start": 10492.92, "end": 10493.92, "text": " This game is terrible."}, {"start": 10502.92, "end": 10503.92, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 10506.92, "end": 10507.92, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 10507.92, "end": 10511.92, "text": " Like, my mech is just gonna get run over by everyone with..."}, {"start": 10511.92, "end": 10513.92, "text": " This game's a nade."}, {"start": 10516.92, "end": 10518.92, "text": " I mean, this game's just a nade."}, {"start": 10518.92, "end": 10520.92, "text": " I don't understand what I was supposed to do with this game."}, {"start": 10520.92, "end": 10524.22, "text": " Oh great, I didn't hit. Like how is this game on me?"}, {"start": 10525.06, "end": 10528.88, "text": " How? How can this game be on me? It just cannot be. It cannot be."}, {"start": 10529.32, "end": 10531.82, "text": " It just cannot be on me. It really can't be."}, {"start": 10531.82, "end": 10534.78, "text": " I- I- my Augments are like my second Augment is shit."}, {"start": 10534.78, "end": 10538.32, "text": " I- I am forced to play towards mech because my Arbiter is shit."}, {"start": 10538.32, "end": 10542.02, "text": " I mean it is what it is. Like this game is just bad."}, {"start": 10544.32, "end": 10545.32, "text": " Oh wait."}, {"start": 10546.72, "end": 10547.72, "text": " Is that good?"}, {"start": 10550.92, "end": 10552.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10570.68, "end": 10573.72, "text": " Boyd red chain cloak"}, {"start": 10574.92, "end": 10577.2, "text": " And I'm clunk look look look look look look"}, {"start": 10577.2, "end": 10583.7, "text": " I mean it's half guard breaker but it's going to be boy guard jg blue red plus one"}, {"start": 10593.960000000001, "end": 10595.960000000001, "text": " Look at the duo carry game here"}, {"start": 10599.36, "end": 10601.36, "text": " If I have extra d items"}, {"start": 10607.2, "end": 10629.54, "text": " And then I just don't play the Mordekaiser and I just play Pike, Pike-E, plus Karma."}, {"start": 10629.54, "end": 10630.54, "text": " Pike-E Karma."}, {"start": 10630.54, "end": 10631.54, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 10631.54, "end": 10636.54, "text": " I don't have a single E on him."}, {"start": 10636.54, "end": 10639.76, "text": " Okay, it's probably just water kinds of TK plus"}, {"start": 10645.92, "end": 10647.92, "text": " Where's karma"}, {"start": 10651.54, "end": 10653.54, "text": " 53"}, {"start": 10666.54, "end": 10689.54, "text": " I think my game is dead."}, {"start": 10749.54, "end": 10758.54, "text": " I- my items are on a fucking- I can't!"}, {"start": 10758.54, "end": 10764.54, "text": " Bo- Bo- whatever the fuck?"}, {"start": 10764.54, "end": 10769.86, "text": " That's probably TGD."}, {"start": 10769.86, "end": 10773.94, "text": " I think I lost any because my items are- are not- correct."}, {"start": 10773.94, "end": 10777.42, "text": " I lost the fight after all of it into true zero."}, {"start": 10777.42, "end": 10781.42, "text": " Oh GG. Oh GG. Oh GG."}, {"start": 10792.42, "end": 10795.42, "text": " URF, DuoQ?"}, {"start": 10799.42, "end": 10803.42, "text": " I didn't even hit Karma 2. Is that acceptable?"}, {"start": 10803.42, "end": 10811.3, "text": " Am I just making double- double JG?"}, {"start": 10811.3, "end": 10812.8, "text": " Until I find..."}, {"start": 10812.8, "end": 10813.8, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10813.8, "end": 10820.22, "text": " But I need a front-end item as well!"}, {"start": 10820.22, "end": 10822.22, "text": " 2RF, 2OQ"}, {"start": 10835.72, "end": 10837.72, "text": " Strakas, Viricul or Patience?"}, {"start": 10840.72, "end": 10842.72, "text": " Eh, I think Patience is better, instead of Zopi's hook."}, {"start": 10843.72, "end": 10845.72, "text": " But then the only problem is my arms are gonna be on Karma."}, {"start": 10845.72, "end": 10852.08, "text": " And then I just go for like step as hard plus I'm not supposed to be Gigi"}, {"start": 10857.48, "end": 10859.48, "text": " I'm this my board"}, {"start": 10864.08, "end": 10869.98, "text": " My board is trash I don't even have karma to"}, {"start": 10872.24, "end": 10874.24, "text": " 35 HP"}, {"start": 10875.72, "end": 10893.619999999999, "text": " I have a 300 carol 1 but I don't really want to roll because I kind of need to go 9."}, {"start": 10893.619999999999, "end": 10899.32, "text": " And I also don't have a 3rd tank item and I probably should just go Sriracha's miracle"}, {"start": 10899.32, "end": 10900.84, "text": " just for the third tank item"}, {"start": 10900.84, "end": 10903.08, "text": " but I swear this item is legit broken"}, {"start": 10903.08, "end": 10904.58, "text": " on Atoll"}, {"start": 10911.08, "end": 10913.08, "text": " I think my mech is about to just get one shot"}, {"start": 10914.36, "end": 10917.32, "text": " if this Kale draws me double"}, {"start": 10918.6, "end": 10922.52, "text": " if it draws me a full tank item with two components"}, {"start": 10922.52, "end": 10924.52, "text": " that can immediately go with my mech I'm fucking back"}, {"start": 10929.32, "end": 10944.199999999999, "text": " anything I will I will I'll even make a BT like it doesn't fucking matter I'll"}, {"start": 10944.199999999999, "end": 10948.0, "text": " send anything man please I should have just went through a miracle because it"}, {"start": 10948.0, "end": 10950.0, "text": " like drugs miracle i just go red buff on easel and so"}, {"start": 10952.32, "end": 10954.32, "text": " hello"}, {"start": 10956.16, "end": 10958.16, "text": " what"}, {"start": 10960.64, "end": 10962.72, "text": " i got what"}, {"start": 10967.36, "end": 10971.44, "text": " oh great wasted golden eco and now i mean"}, {"start": 10971.44, "end": 10983.640000000001, "text": " Okay, oh, I mean that is good news for me"}, {"start": 11001.44, "end": 11012.44, "text": " Oh, great, bigger three, man."}, {"start": 11012.44, "end": 11017.44, "text": " Is my whole board dead?"}, {"start": 11017.44, "end": 11019.44, "text": " I have three items?"}, {"start": 11019.44, "end": 11027.44, "text": " Not a car."}, {"start": 11027.44, "end": 11030.44, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 11030.44, "end": 11036.44, "text": " Oh my god how is this allowed?"}, {"start": 11036.44, "end": 11038.44, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 11038.44, "end": 11040.44, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 11040.44, "end": 11048.44, "text": " I have three items on a carnival."}, {"start": 11078.44, "end": 11085.44, "text": " Two lucky gloves to the Lotus, the Blanc, two..."}, {"start": 11092.94, "end": 11095.94, "text": " I need to kill some more units or I'll meet."}, {"start": 11095.94, "end": 11098.44, "text": " I'm playing mech without..."}, {"start": 11098.44, "end": 11101.44, "text": " Oh my, it's a..."}, {"start": 11101.44, "end": 11103.44, "text": " I'll meet."}, {"start": 11103.44, "end": 11122.52, "text": " Oh wait, I'm not a I'm not a genie genie"}, {"start": 11133.44, "end": 11140.44, "text": " Is this one away from printing?"}, {"start": 11223.44, "end": 11236.36, "text": " Is this stronger or no?"}, {"start": 11236.36, "end": 11239.52, "text": " I mean I can heal if I win around fuck."}, {"start": 11239.52, "end": 11241.52, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 11241.52, "end": 11247.68, "text": " Aw great, my mech is on the wrong side."}, {"start": 11247.68, "end": 11249.68, "text": " And I think this Riven is about to just wrap onto my..."}, {"start": 11277.68, "end": 11293.16, "text": " I mean I'm playing mech man like this shit is so bad I don't even know how"}, {"start": 11293.16, "end": 11301.44, "text": " they're there how do you nerf how do you kill mech and then not like even try to"}, {"start": 11301.44, "end": 11304.52, "text": " I mean this is a B patch and you know what I should be thankful that they're"}, {"start": 11304.52, "end": 11309.04, "text": " even trying to B-patch instead of just sitting there not patching anything but"}, {"start": 11309.04, "end": 11315.68, "text": " like it throw this message like it wasn't even good it wasn't even good okay"}, {"start": 11315.68, "end": 11320.98, "text": " I yeah here that's the problem let's just let's just kill the mech like a pro"}, {"start": 11320.98, "end": 11328.78, "text": " if you can't even play the line there's no default level 8 you miss the"}, {"start": 11328.78, "end": 11334.02, "text": " Arbiter you miss the plus one you miss the Stargazer what can you play?"}, {"start": 11341.02, "end": 11343.02, "text": " What can you play?"}, {"start": 11344.820000000002, "end": 11351.820000000002, "text": " You can't play Vex it's not a real board Vex is the high roll when you're already high rolling"}, {"start": 11351.82, "end": 11358.82, "text": " There needs to be a default level 8 line man."}, {"start": 11411.82, "end": 11421.82, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 11421.82, "end": 11431.82, "text": " My fuck warmed them all."}, {"start": 11431.82, "end": 11440.82, "text": " All right, let me, let me, let me, what is it called, dial?"}, {"start": 11440.82, "end": 11453.14, "text": " Okay, I'm down to restart the first one like it's actually unfair because I was not I like I was not locked in"}, {"start": 11456.699999999999, "end": 11458.699999999999, "text": " I'm not locked in"}, {"start": 11459.22, "end": 11461.22, "text": " from"}, {"start": 11470.82, "end": 11490.34, "text": " I mean that's not even bad, it's not even bad, like something purple, like a light cloudy"}, {"start": 11490.34, "end": 11491.34, "text": " purple."}, {"start": 11491.34, "end": 11492.34, "text": " Ah, shit."}, {"start": 11492.34, "end": 11502.34, "text": " Oh, shit, it was like a pinkish purple."}, {"start": 11502.34, "end": 11509.34, "text": " I'm going to put it in the air."}, {"start": 11509.34, "end": 11514.34, "text": " Oh, that looks good."}, {"start": 11514.34, "end": 11519.34, "text": " Oh, that looks good."}, {"start": 11519.34, "end": 11524.34, "text": " Oh, that looks good."}, {"start": 11524.34, "end": 11526.34, "text": " No deep."}, {"start": 11526.34, "end": 11528.34, "text": " Oh, that looks good."}, {"start": 11528.34, "end": 11541.62, "text": " I think it was more purple no"}, {"start": 11541.62, "end": 11548.3, "text": " I mean that's pretty good that's actually pretty good"}, {"start": 11548.300000000001, "end": 11562.380000000001, "text": " I don't even know what color this is like this one's fucked I don't even know what color"}, {"start": 11562.380000000001, "end": 11591.420000000002, "text": " I think it was more blue, I don't remember to call it fuck."}, {"start": 11591.42, "end": 11593.42, "text": " Is it a green or a blue?"}, {"start": 11600.42, "end": 11602.42, "text": " I think it was like this."}, {"start": 11606.42, "end": 11607.42, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 11607.42, "end": 11610.42, "text": " It was not blue. It was green, man. Bro."}, {"start": 11610.42, "end": 11612.42, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 11612.42, "end": 11614.42, "text": " This is the same color."}, {"start": 11618.42, "end": 11620.42, "text": " Purple, but like..."}, {"start": 11621.42, "end": 11628.42, "text": " Like a bubblegum purple?"}, {"start": 11628.42, "end": 11637.42, "text": " Is that even a color?"}, {"start": 11637.42, "end": 11661.42, "text": " I mean, it wasn't like pink, it was more purple."}, {"start": 11661.42, "end": 11666.38, "text": " Oh, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 11666.380000000001, "end": 11669.300000000001, "text": " I don't even know what this color is."}, {"start": 11669.300000000001, "end": 11672.900000000001, "text": " Like a blue something."}, {"start": 11679.54, "end": 11681.78, "text": " Like a sky blue, but not the darker."}, {"start": 11689.980000000001, "end": 11690.980000000001, "text": " Sky blue."}, {"start": 11696.380000000001, "end": 11701.380000000001, "text": " A sky blue, but this one is foggy."}, {"start": 11709.380000000001, "end": 11712.380000000001, "text": " I don't think it was that dark, though."}, {"start": 11712.380000000001, "end": 11740.18, "text": " I'm pretty sure it was like..."}, {"start": 11740.18, "end": 11741.18, "text": " How does this look?"}, {"start": 11750.76, "end": 11752.6, "text": " This has to be rage made, no?"}, {"start": 11756.1, "end": 11757.34, "text": " I mean, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 11767.06, "end": 11769.720000000001, "text": " 43, what's brutal?"}, {"start": 11770.18, "end": 11777.18, "text": " Oh. How do I play?"}, {"start": 11777.18, "end": 11782.18, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11782.18, "end": 11791.18, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 11791.18, "end": 11802.06, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 11802.06, "end": 11811.06, "text": " I didn't even know it."}, {"start": 11811.06, "end": 11815.4, "text": " I've got this space time."}, {"start": 11815.4, "end": 11822.4, "text": " Soraka Ori."}, {"start": 11822.4, "end": 11826.84, "text": " Welcome back, the king of TFT."}, {"start": 11826.84, "end": 11827.84, "text": " Oh, thanks."}, {"start": 11827.84, "end": 11837.84, "text": " Thanks for the sub."}, {"start": 11837.84, "end": 11839.84, "text": " Seraka already"}, {"start": 11853.880000000001, "end": 11855.880000000001, "text": " Here your belt"}, {"start": 11855.880000000001, "end": 11877.880000000001, "text": " I probably don't really want to open."}, {"start": 11877.880000000001, "end": 11891.28, "text": " BF gear belt, both BF gear."}, {"start": 11907.880000000001, "end": 11931.160000000002, "text": " What even is the line on combat story, I don't get it."}, {"start": 11931.160000000002, "end": 11932.160000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 11932.16, "end": 11949.16, "text": " I mean, the thing is, if I go 8 this game, if I go 8 I only lose 25 LP, and if I go 1st I go 1st."}, {"start": 11962.16, "end": 11979.36, "text": " There's like no trait traits which is good I guess."}, {"start": 11979.36, "end": 11984.72, "text": " The line is probably the block honestly, but I just don't have a single bow."}, {"start": 11984.72, "end": 11991.52, "text": " Soraka Arie."}, {"start": 11991.52, "end": 11994.060000000001, "text": " I am so poor."}, {"start": 11994.060000000001, "end": 11996.960000000001, "text": " I don't have..."}, {"start": 11996.960000000001, "end": 12005.58, "text": " What the wait, Mordekaiser?"}, {"start": 12005.58, "end": 12008.140000000001, "text": " I don't have Timebreaker?"}, {"start": 12008.140000000001, "end": 12013.140000000001, "text": " I don't have Primordian?"}, {"start": 12013.14, "end": 12037.699999999999, "text": " This is just a BOP4 man."}, {"start": 12037.7, "end": 12047.7, "text": " Like when I don't have, when I don't get trait tree, I don't get it."}, {"start": 12047.7, "end": 12055.5, "text": " How can you play?"}, {"start": 12055.5, "end": 12058.300000000001, "text": " But surely the best line is LeBlanc, right?"}, {"start": 12058.300000000001, "end": 12062.02, "text": " Like it actually must be."}, {"start": 12062.02, "end": 12065.74, "text": " HP for Rangar is in the casket for the Blanc."}, {"start": 12065.74, "end": 12069.74, "text": " I mean, that's a casket."}, {"start": 12069.74, "end": 12070.74, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12070.74, "end": 12074.62, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 12074.62, "end": 12076.5, "text": " I could also play Zyah, maybe."}, {"start": 12076.5, "end": 12078.5, "text": " Like Hunter Zyah?"}, {"start": 12078.5, "end": 12083.34, "text": " Can someone check the stats of Hunter Zyah?"}, {"start": 12083.34, "end": 12088.34, "text": " Is that good?"}, {"start": 12088.34, "end": 12096.98, "text": " that it's shit but I feel like it's less shit with it's probably not that good"}, {"start": 12096.98, "end": 12101.66, "text": " because I only have one that's not even true because dark 2 is actually pretty"}, {"start": 12101.66, "end": 12114.94, "text": " pinky the frontline has to be good you also feel more on the low key space"}, {"start": 12114.94, "end": 12118.380000000001, "text": " group with comeback is basically 7 group."}, {"start": 12118.380000000001, "end": 12123.1, "text": " Wait, you can play vertical space group without space group plus 1?"}, {"start": 12123.1, "end": 12135.5, "text": " I thought that averaged in the 7s."}, {"start": 12135.5, "end": 12139.5, "text": " I'm going to use an empowered game more and heal 10%"}, {"start": 12157.5, "end": 12161.5, "text": " I kind of do need money but whatever"}, {"start": 12161.5, "end": 12164.5, "text": " I have time break right now it's good enough"}, {"start": 12165.5, "end": 12169.42, "text": " What, what even is Soraka's Boon?"}, {"start": 12169.42, "end": 12171.42, "text": " I don't even remember."}, {"start": 12171.42, "end": 12176.98, "text": " You heal one and then there's like the, like there's some defensive effect."}, {"start": 12176.98, "end": 12177.98, "text": " What was it?"}, {"start": 12177.98, "end": 12179.98, "text": " Oh it gives HP to your whole board?"}, {"start": 12179.98, "end": 12181.98, "text": " Um that's actually not bad."}, {"start": 12181.98, "end": 12182.98, "text": " HP on Vanguard."}, {"start": 12182.98, "end": 12187.14, "text": " I mean I'd rather have that than if I'm playing like, that's only if I'm playing"}, {"start": 12187.14, "end": 12208.98, "text": " So what happens this game when I rip the arbiter and then the arbiter I can't play with long?"}, {"start": 12208.98, "end": 12215.66, "text": " What the fuck is being planned?"}, {"start": 12215.66, "end": 12219.66, "text": " It's fine if I find Vex, but let's say I roll on Ava, I don't find Vex."}, {"start": 12225.66, "end": 12229.66, "text": " When the Arbiter starts to drop Zoe and Leona without feeling bad."}, {"start": 12229.66, "end": 12232.66, "text": " I mean, I'm willing to drop Zoe and Leona even if the Arbiter is good."}, {"start": 12232.66, "end": 12236.66, "text": " Because it means that I found Blitzcrank or some other legendary."}, {"start": 12239.66, "end": 12242.66, "text": " Oh yeah, it's mainly the Leona. I don't really drop Zoe."}, {"start": 12242.66, "end": 12244.66, "text": " I drop Zoe if I hit Vex too though."}, {"start": 12245.66, "end": 12258.36, "text": " What even is good with this Star Geyser?"}, {"start": 12258.36, "end": 12260.0, "text": " If not Zyra, it's just not playable."}, {"start": 12260.0, "end": 12261.5, "text": " It's just the right games."}, {"start": 12261.5, "end": 12264.02, "text": " The right games special."}, {"start": 12264.02, "end": 12265.02, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 12265.02, "end": 12267.34, "text": " Alright, well..."}, {"start": 12267.34, "end": 12272.42, "text": " Riven, listen guys."}, {"start": 12272.42, "end": 12274.38, "text": " Riven is trash."}, {"start": 12274.380000000001, "end": 12279.94, "text": " Riven is trash. The only time Riven is good is you have Darsaur plus one,"}, {"start": 12279.94, "end": 12285.62, "text": " Space Crew plus one, or Meple plus one. If you're playing Riven Korky, Riven Nami,"}, {"start": 12285.62, "end": 12295.34, "text": " or Riven anything without the plus one, your board is ass. The board is ass."}, {"start": 12295.34, "end": 12305.62, "text": " Sometimes you have to play what you get, no man."}, {"start": 12305.62, "end": 12309.86, "text": " You can't play what you get when you're lose-reaking because you need to start winning out."}, {"start": 12309.86, "end": 12315.02, "text": " It's LeBlanc if I can, but if I can't play LeBlanc then I think I'm a loser."}, {"start": 12315.02, "end": 12318.02, "text": " The Arbiter is not a decent Arbiter, I believe I'm a 3rd."}, {"start": 12339.02, "end": 12342.02, "text": " I mean, it's actually enough for a 300 charge if I actually can forward this, but..."}, {"start": 12345.02, "end": 12346.74, "text": " I mean, no one's playing mech."}, {"start": 12346.74, "end": 12349.74, "text": " It's past me for who?"}, {"start": 12349.74, "end": 12353.140000000001, "text": " Each people who?"}, {"start": 12353.140000000001, "end": 12355.140000000001, "text": " Big Doc."}, {"start": 12355.140000000001, "end": 12359.140000000001, "text": " Let's head back when you go, it's Big Doc."}, {"start": 12359.140000000001, "end": 12361.140000000001, "text": " Big Doc."}, {"start": 12361.140000000001, "end": 12365.140000000001, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 12365.140000000001, "end": 12366.140000000001, "text": " Really see."}, {"start": 12375.02, "end": 12383.66, "text": " Which Arbiter just any anything that helps with long so I could stabilize up the block because if I get a if I get a"}, {"start": 12383.66, "end": 12390.1, "text": " combat Arbiter I'm gonna be like I actually cannot lose around starting starting for"}, {"start": 12390.1, "end": 12398.26, "text": " one I don't think I'm killing them if I don't kill a single unit do I still"}, {"start": 12398.26, "end": 12411.460000000001, "text": " I'll catch up 600 by 300 I don't think so, I think I should have killed myself."}, {"start": 12411.460000000001, "end": 12422.7, "text": " Because the 55, 50 plus 55 plus 60 plus 55 plus 70, oh it is, 50 plus 55 plus 60 plus"}, {"start": 12422.7, "end": 12424.7, "text": " Oh, it is."}, {"start": 12424.7, "end": 12426.7, "text": " It actually is."}, {"start": 12433.7, "end": 12436.7, "text": " It's pretty rude to not just play off of that."}, {"start": 12436.7, "end": 12443.7, "text": " That's probably safer than missing the orbiter."}, {"start": 12443.7, "end": 12446.7, "text": " I mean, I got Stargazer and Animal Plus one."}, {"start": 12448.7, "end": 12450.7, "text": " Where's the Stargazers?"}, {"start": 12452.7, "end": 12457.7, "text": " 30% in 5 marks? Honestly?"}, {"start": 12457.7, "end": 12464.7, "text": " Who's a good Stargazer holder?"}, {"start": 12464.7, "end": 12469.7, "text": " I just placed some frontline Stargazer with Talon."}, {"start": 12469.7, "end": 12472.7, "text": " I'm kind of going to have to actually keep that one."}, {"start": 12472.7, "end": 12476.7, "text": " Like I play Riven with a..."}, {"start": 12506.7, "end": 12508.7, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 12522.060000000001, "end": 12524.060000000001, "text": " I still don't even know what the thing is."}, {"start": 12527.18, "end": 12529.18, "text": " I mean I guess I'll just play around."}, {"start": 12529.26, "end": 12532.54, "text": " I mean probably six anima doesn't do anything and the trait is complete trash."}, {"start": 12532.94, "end": 12536.060000000001, "text": " How can you win a single round with five reverse mods on your board? Please tell me."}, {"start": 12536.7, "end": 12538.820000000002, "text": " Think you can only win if you're playing iron. I"}, {"start": 12541.66, "end": 12548.12, "text": " Wait what I think only if you're playing an iron can you win?"}, {"start": 12563.140000000001, "end": 12565.140000000001, "text": " If I could be two lives"}, {"start": 12566.7, "end": 12577.28, "text": " But I don't want to slam because I'm probably just going to play around whatever 4-costs"}, {"start": 12577.28, "end": 12578.28, "text": " I get."}, {"start": 12578.28, "end": 12579.28, "text": " Oh nice."}, {"start": 12579.28, "end": 12588.28, "text": " I probably am going to be key-lised."}, {"start": 12588.28, "end": 12591.28, "text": " HV is also good here."}, {"start": 12591.28, "end": 12594.28, "text": " GD, this game's over."}, {"start": 12594.28, "end": 12596.28, "text": " This game is over for sure."}, {"start": 12596.28, "end": 12601.28, "text": " There's Zyos, so I'm kind of down to just commit."}, {"start": 12609.28, "end": 12612.28, "text": " But I'm pretty sure..."}, {"start": 12612.28, "end": 12615.28, "text": " What even is the Lulu? Is it Anti-Deal?"}, {"start": 12615.28, "end": 12619.28, "text": " Oh, it is Anti-Deal, so I don't have to build Anti-Deal if I just play Lulu on my board."}, {"start": 12619.28, "end": 12623.28, "text": " And now that I've started it, there's some default piece of shit."}, {"start": 12624.28, "end": 12651.400000000001, "text": " Voyager. I just play Renna Voyager on my board. And I'm kind of down. And then you"}, {"start": 12651.4, "end": 12655.32, "text": " also I don't even need kinsu on this one"}, {"start": 12655.88, "end": 12661.4, "text": " because I have more than enough I just need Kraken"}, {"start": 12663.0, "end": 12668.8, "text": " I mean I go DB last whisper plus one"}, {"start": 12681.4, "end": 12688.4, "text": " What do you think I'm playing, Jax?"}, {"start": 12711.4, "end": 12713.4, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 12714.72, "end": 12717.52, "text": " Jax, Samira, Ziya"}, {"start": 12724.0, "end": 12726.0, "text": " I could just play like a random karma"}, {"start": 12732.68, "end": 12734.68, "text": " Lulu"}, {"start": 12741.4, "end": 12752.76, "text": " If I don't play Mordekaiser it doesn't really matter and it's just like a random Bastion."}, {"start": 12752.76, "end": 12768.72, "text": " Okay, I mean I'm pretty sure I won the game and I can also hold like Ramus as well."}, {"start": 12768.720000000001, "end": 12770.720000000001, "text": " Field"}, {"start": 12783.560000000001, "end": 12785.560000000001, "text": " Why does it look like I'm kind of poor"}, {"start": 12828.720000000001, "end": 12834.2, "text": " I can't even put it on the front line without losing the value of the thing."}, {"start": 12838.18, "end": 12839.78, "text": " Stargazer on this."}, {"start": 12840.980000000001, "end": 12842.660000000002, "text": " Bokeloak."}, {"start": 12843.160000000002, "end": 12844.28, "text": " D.V."}, {"start": 12845.12, "end": 12846.320000000002, "text": " Glass Wispy."}, {"start": 12847.52, "end": 12849.820000000002, "text": " And I go Bokeloak, Jamey, Gear Jame, D.G."}, {"start": 12850.52, "end": 12851.220000000001, "text": " D.G."}, {"start": 12851.560000000001, "end": 12853.460000000001, "text": " How can I lose a round? Please tell me."}, {"start": 12853.460000000001, "end": 12855.460000000001, "text": " Please tell me how I'm losing a single round here."}, {"start": 12855.460000000001, "end": 12862.300000000001, "text": " Someone let me know someone has to let me know how I'm losing a single fucking round. I can't I can't"}, {"start": 12863.060000000001, "end": 12865.68, "text": " Five Stargazer two sniper. I don't have Bastion"}, {"start": 12869.18, "end": 12871.18, "text": " But I don't even have the roll"}, {"start": 12875.820000000002, "end": 12877.820000000002, "text": " But also"}, {"start": 12885.460000000001, "end": 12900.34, "text": " I don't I don't really need it cuz I mean it's enough like who cares man okay but I mean I'm just gonna take this it's fine"}, {"start": 12900.34, "end": 12905.820000000002, "text": " if I lose it is what it is actually let me use my two three rolls G okay if I'm if I'm"}, {"start": 12905.82, "end": 12912.82, "text": " I don't care about that, I undo as many as I announce for the karma dude, sure."}, {"start": 12912.82, "end": 12916.82, "text": " I get Stargazer karma, I guess."}, {"start": 12922.82, "end": 12925.82, "text": " This is my board."}, {"start": 12925.82, "end": 12929.82, "text": " No bastion, it's fine."}, {"start": 12929.82, "end": 12950.18, "text": " Oh no, I didn't care about anti-L because this Lulu wounds, so it's fine, but I don't..."}, {"start": 12950.18, "end": 12955.539999999999, "text": " Ana item is getting 20% max health every second until in a 1 equal to 3% of the holders max"}, {"start": 12955.539999999999, "end": 12956.539999999999, "text": " health."}, {"start": 12957.34, "end": 12962.04, "text": " What three Voyager 5 what's it called?"}, {"start": 12969.26, "end": 12972.980000000001, "text": " I mean like for your character to hit man the unit is fucking trash"}, {"start": 12976.460000000001, "end": 12978.460000000001, "text": " And then now I'm kind of down to build"}, {"start": 12986.54, "end": 12992.140000000001, "text": " This- this- this Stargazer pattern is trash!"}, {"start": 12995.04, "end": 12999.54, "text": " Cause like what happens if they have like a melee carry on this side and it kills this side instantly?"}, {"start": 13000.240000000002, "end": 13001.54, "text": " I mean here it's fine."}, {"start": 13001.84, "end": 13004.54, "text": " But like it kills this instantly and then it's just gonna wrap on this side like-"}, {"start": 13007.140000000001, "end": 13008.240000000002, "text": " I don't get it!"}, {"start": 13016.54, "end": 13024.740000000002, "text": " Does anyone know how I can lose a round?"}, {"start": 13024.740000000002, "end": 13030.660000000002, "text": " I hit spreading roots and I actually got some emblems to play around."}, {"start": 13030.660000000002, "end": 13036.86, "text": " And then I hit, so I hit spreading roots on 3-2 and then I had the anima, I didn't put"}, {"start": 13036.86, "end": 13038.900000000001, "text": " it here but I had the anima cash out."}, {"start": 13038.9, "end": 13044.9, "text": " Do I even need the gold?"}, {"start": 13044.9, "end": 13056.9, "text": " Should I help me go 9?"}, {"start": 13056.9, "end": 13059.9, "text": " I have amulet mentioned."}, {"start": 13059.9, "end": 13065.9, "text": " Morgana 2, Tom Kench, Graves."}, {"start": 13065.9, "end": 13067.9, "text": " Rast three"}, {"start": 13071.9, "end": 13073.9, "text": " I was hoping for"}, {"start": 13078.42, "end": 13080.42, "text": " I don't want to go get to though"}, {"start": 13091.46, "end": 13093.46, "text": " I have a high self-powered"}, {"start": 13095.9, "end": 13097.9, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 13097.9, "end": 13104.9, "text": " I don't get it, it's just another first."}, {"start": 13127.9, "end": 13134.3, "text": " it is what it is. Relax buddy he's 50 gold I think I could AFK and he'll never be able to outcap me."}, {"start": 13134.94, "end": 13139.1, "text": " It just look at my board it's fucking disgusting I even cash out this radiant field."}, {"start": 13142.779999999999, "end": 13144.539999999999, "text": " The board is just straight up disgusting."}, {"start": 13146.699999999999, "end": 13152.46, "text": " I can also drop this piece of garbage for Blitzcrank because I don't really care about Dark Star."}, {"start": 13153.5, "end": 13157.02, "text": " I can go like Morgana too, Blitzcrank, Jhin and that's just my board."}, {"start": 13157.9, "end": 13167.98, "text": " I can also just, yeah, I can also play Shen."}, {"start": 13167.98, "end": 13170.18, "text": " This guy has a Fawn Stargazer."}, {"start": 13170.18, "end": 13183.46, "text": " I got this pretty good there."}, {"start": 13183.46, "end": 13185.859999999999, "text": " There's three, three Voyagers like a Spike."}, {"start": 13185.86, "end": 13187.86, "text": " Two-Boi-Jer is like fucking useless."}, {"start": 13190.5, "end": 13193.0, "text": " I mean, you get an extra 6% Amp. That's pretty good."}, {"start": 13201.0, "end": 13205.0, "text": " And then now I heal one turn, so after a little bit I'm gonna have two lives as well."}, {"start": 13207.16, "end": 13208.36, "text": " I think this is good enough."}, {"start": 13209.36, "end": 13210.36, "text": " You can't really miss."}, {"start": 13212.36, "end": 13213.86, "text": " Alright, Bramble."}, {"start": 13213.86, "end": 13218.86, "text": " Now I have another tank as well, 56 to level."}, {"start": 13232.86, "end": 13237.86, "text": " What's 4, Voyager? And that's a 3%?"}, {"start": 13237.86, "end": 13259.82, "text": " I'm pretty sure it's impossible for my board to lose, I'm just looking at my horde."}, {"start": 13259.82, "end": 13265.18, "text": " I would feel a lot better if I had one more 2 star."}, {"start": 13265.18, "end": 13267.300000000001, "text": " Like, Jax, he was actually pretty good."}, {"start": 13267.300000000001, "end": 13268.460000000001, "text": " Lulutu was really good."}, {"start": 13295.18, "end": 13309.62, "text": " And then if I stop one more I can actually go for"}, {"start": 13309.62, "end": 13322.5, "text": " I don't know what that was about sorry."}, {"start": 13322.5, "end": 13325.5, "text": " I'm probably never playing Bard, because I'm not playing Morticizer."}, {"start": 13330.0, "end": 13333.0, "text": " Also, I think Aurora is already better than Karma, but I'm not playing Morticizer."}, {"start": 13333.0, "end": 13335.0, "text": " Oh, never mind. I'm playing Jhin."}, {"start": 13336.5, "end": 13338.5, "text": " Jhin over Samira."}, {"start": 13345.5, "end": 13351.5, "text": " And then I just play like Morgana 2, if I hit Morgana 2, but I can also play Shentou, if I'm sure."}, {"start": 13382.5, "end": 13398.18, "text": " if I could just heal a little bit more so I can get to some life faster"}, {"start": 13412.5, "end": 13419.5, "text": " The longboard would be stronger or weaker. It probably depends on the combat augment."}, {"start": 13419.5, "end": 13428.5, "text": " I mean it's probably weaker if you don't have... I mean if you have like Vex2 with like a defensive"}, {"start": 13458.5, "end": 13474.5, "text": " I can just go fast down home board, I've already healed enough, good job."}, {"start": 13474.5, "end": 13484.5, "text": " I'm just going to start building gene items."}, {"start": 13484.5, "end": 13489.5, "text": " tf re-roll"}, {"start": 13489.5, "end": 13494.5, "text": " two boots crank"}, {"start": 13500.5, "end": 13503.5, "text": " my boots crank got fucking one shot"}, {"start": 13503.5, "end": 13506.5, "text": " what happened"}, {"start": 13514.5, "end": 13518.5, "text": " I guess, yeah, I'm gonna do a one try."}, {"start": 13522.5, "end": 13526.5, "text": " The heal from Soraka doesn't impact combat story, but the heal from..."}, {"start": 13527.5, "end": 13529.5, "text": " what's it called, does."}, {"start": 13531.5, "end": 13535.5, "text": " Honestly, I'm kinda down... AP, AP..."}, {"start": 13538.5, "end": 13541.5, "text": " And now I just level for Shen, drop this piece of shit for Jin."}, {"start": 13542.38, "end": 13545.24, "text": " We're gonna do gin to lotion"}, {"start": 13566.46, "end": 13568.62, "text": " How can I move I can't"}, {"start": 13571.5, "end": 13590.22, "text": " So this was an 8th venue hit spreading Ruthen and it became a first, not really, it was"}, {"start": 13590.22, "end": 13592.22, "text": " probably a first reward list."}, {"start": 13592.220000000001, "end": 13599.220000000001, "text": " stars"}, {"start": 13609.94, "end": 13616.94, "text": " I get to make you gone fucking"}, {"start": 13622.220000000001, "end": 13625.220000000001, "text": " Didn't anyone tell you? The bad guy's never with."}, {"start": 13638.220000000001, "end": 13641.220000000001, "text": " I did get frontline shielding, but I can also go..."}, {"start": 13652.220000000001, "end": 13669.7, "text": " I can't this is another verse said"}, {"start": 13699.7, "end": 13703.7, "text": " I think you cannot hide from me."}, {"start": 13711.7, "end": 13715.7, "text": " Spreading Roots."}, {"start": 13729.7, "end": 13754.26, "text": " I think if I start losing it doesn't even matter because I'll just be cashing out starting"}, {"start": 13754.26, "end": 13756.26, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13765.54, "end": 13767.54, "text": " Not starting with combat story"}, {"start": 13784.26, "end": 13812.74, "text": " What the fuck what happened to my board you got one shot"}, {"start": 13814.26, "end": 13833.54, "text": " There has to be a clone bug. There actually must be. No no no, there must be."}, {"start": 13833.54, "end": 13838.34, "text": " I could just leave Voyager here and then go for an item here."}, {"start": 13838.34, "end": 13840.34, "text": " I don't know the why he's actually going on it."}, {"start": 13868.34, "end": 13886.74, "text": " I'm pretty sure the clone doesn't have..."}, {"start": 13886.74, "end": 13887.74, "text": " I know!"}, {"start": 13887.74, "end": 13892.14, "text": " Okay, so why do you not have to be an idiot?"}, {"start": 13892.14, "end": 13897.7, "text": " Great, and now I'm just stuck here waiting for the entire fucking game."}, {"start": 13897.7, "end": 13903.62, "text": " Yeah, I'm not first time bud, and I have to see you and wait for the combat"}, {"start": 13913.26, "end": 13915.980000000001, "text": " You can just ff and get out oh I'm too scared"}, {"start": 13927.7, "end": 13957.560000000001, "text": " I don't know how this is not nerfed."}, {"start": 13957.56, "end": 13960.359999999999, "text": " I just, I don't understand."}, {"start": 13960.359999999999, "end": 13962.6, "text": " Cosmic, holy, cosmic restart."}, {"start": 13987.56, "end": 14010.96, "text": " like I don't get it like I don't understand how you guys can test these guys like if these"}, {"start": 14010.960000000001, "end": 14017.880000000001, "text": " These guys are actually good, they're already just guaranteed top 4, so there's basically"}, {"start": 14017.880000000001, "end": 14019.880000000001, "text": " only one slot available."}, {"start": 14019.880000000001, "end": 14026.880000000001, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 14026.880000000001, "end": 14037.000000000002, "text": " Bro, I'm telling you, Ziya's shoot is actually broken."}, {"start": 14037.0, "end": 14050.6, "text": " Ziya first, Ziya first, Ziya third, Ziya first, Ziya second, Ziya second, but the unit's actually good."}, {"start": 14067.0, "end": 14071.16, "text": " The Stargazer last game was Huntress. I'm pretty sure it's complete trash on Huntress."}, {"start": 14071.16, "end": 14075.56, "text": " The only reason it was playable is because I had a comeback story."}, {"start": 14075.56, "end": 14081.24, "text": " And I had a radiant field or whatever."}, {"start": 14082.52, "end": 14085.24, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 14127.0, "end": 14137.0, "text": " I'm tired, man."}, {"start": 14137.0, "end": 14140.0, "text": " I'm tired."}, {"start": 14140.0, "end": 14143.0, "text": " How was the fun, dude?"}, {"start": 14143.0, "end": 14145.0, "text": " Not good, I hope."}, {"start": 14145.0, "end": 14149.0, "text": " I think he's still sleeping."}, {"start": 14149.0, "end": 14152.0, "text": " It's not fun when he's winning."}, {"start": 14152.0, "end": 14154.0, "text": " I don't like it."}, {"start": 14154.0, "end": 14156.0, "text": " Fun when he's winning? I don't like it!"}, {"start": 14156.0, "end": 14158.0, "text": " Eh, yeah, you're 4 hours again."}, {"start": 14167.0, "end": 14171.0, "text": " Watch CSNQ, I don't think I'm allowed to. I think I have to ask for permission."}, {"start": 14171.0, "end": 14173.0, "text": " Are Spirit winning?"}, {"start": 14173.0, "end": 14175.0, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14175.0, "end": 14178.0, "text": " Oh great, it's on Dust2 as well, GG."}, {"start": 14178.0, "end": 14180.0, "text": " Yeah, honestly, Spirit's pretty good as well."}, {"start": 14184.0, "end": 14191.0, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 14244.0, "end": 14251.0, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 14251.0, "end": 14258.12, "text": " But you can V-roll?"}, {"start": 14258.12, "end": 14262.12, "text": " I did not click this."}, {"start": 14262.12, "end": 14269.12, "text": " No wonder I lose every game."}, {"start": 14269.12, "end": 14295.12, "text": " Alright, one more first and then one more top four and then I can start trolling again."}, {"start": 14295.12, "end": 14303.12, "text": " Tomorrow's the last of my words."}, {"start": 14303.12, "end": 14304.12, "text": " Rush Echo."}, {"start": 14304.12, "end": 14314.12, "text": " I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here."}, {"start": 14314.12, "end": 14324.12, "text": " I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here."}, {"start": 14324.12, "end": 14353.240000000002, "text": " one Ezreal and another top 4."}, {"start": 14353.24, "end": 14358.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14358.24, "end": 14363.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14363.24, "end": 14369.24, "text": " Give me."}, {"start": 14369.24, "end": 14374.24, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 14374.24, "end": 14379.24, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 14409.24, "end": 14415.74, "text": " I did this slam I probably would be willing to do honestly saving the cap. No"}, {"start": 14415.74, "end": 14419.86, "text": " I don't even want to justify"}, {"start": 14430.539999999999, "end": 14433.539999999999, "text": " I'm pretty sure same sense"}, {"start": 14439.24, "end": 14443.16, "text": " I mean, it's actually just a bad beat. There's no Ezreal. I can't."}, {"start": 14452.44, "end": 14453.88, "text": " This is also savings account."}, {"start": 14465.48, "end": 14468.36, "text": " How is he still not mastered? There's only three masters players."}, {"start": 14469.24, "end": 14471.24, "text": " Like what?"}, {"start": 14473.24, "end": 14475.24, "text": " Or four?"}, {"start": 14482.74, "end": 14487.619999999999, "text": " Every single one of those games that I just rolled on eight if I top four, wouldn't I be 500 LP right now?"}, {"start": 14489.8, "end": 14491.8, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 14494.96, "end": 14497.72, "text": " No, yes, yes"}, {"start": 14529.24, "end": 14538.32, "text": " actually playing the board. Actually I'm kind of close. I'm making it 30 next turn regardless"}, {"start": 14538.32, "end": 14550.68, "text": " but there's actually a lot of shitters. If this is boarded ass. If that's stadium, he"}, {"start": 14550.68, "end": 14557.68, "text": " to the lock."}, {"start": 14558.48, "end": 14565.48, "text": " You have to your rod, rush, I go."}, {"start": 14567.4, "end": 14573.16, "text": " There goes the pipe."}, {"start": 14573.16, "end": 14578.800000000001, "text": " Okay, if I get a victor"}, {"start": 14578.800000000001, "end": 14582.800000000001, "text": " On this carousel, I might just play Victor."}, {"start": 14608.800000000001, "end": 14617.800000000001, "text": " Look at this NPC!"}, {"start": 14617.800000000001, "end": 14630.800000000001, "text": " Ahhh, I'm tired man."}, {"start": 14630.800000000001, "end": 14640.800000000001, "text": " After three rounds, maybe the forecods can't..."}, {"start": 14640.800000000001, "end": 14650.800000000001, "text": " And I have to play around with that forecods?"}, {"start": 14680.800000000001, "end": 14682.800000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14696.320000000002, "end": 14700.68, "text": " Like a arc I've arc Gumblade if I want to play Victor"}, {"start": 14705.960000000001, "end": 14707.960000000001, "text": " No"}, {"start": 14710.800000000001, "end": 14720.800000000001, "text": " But I'm pretty sure Victor is insanely good from this spot."}, {"start": 14720.800000000001, "end": 14723.080000000002, "text": " Let me do the math on saving the count."}, {"start": 14723.080000000002, "end": 14736.080000000002, "text": " I'm at 10, then I'm making 50, so it's 15, 21, then I'll be at the 29, so 4 times 28."}, {"start": 14766.08, "end": 14773.08, "text": " That bite him? No. But also, he greeted to play that and then..."}, {"start": 14773.08, "end": 14776.08, "text": " And then he got away with it."}, {"start": 14782.08, "end": 14787.08, "text": " Playing the Vex combo with Meensie, that's the only way to throw."}, {"start": 14787.08, "end": 14792.08, "text": " Let's just sit here and go fast nine and not upgrade a single unit because I have zero fucking gold."}, {"start": 14792.08, "end": 14795.6, "text": " And the board loses to victor 3 anyway"}, {"start": 14813.32, "end": 14815.32, "text": " 20 21"}, {"start": 14816.72, "end": 14821.72, "text": " So then I'll be 29 off so I have to make 70 this sort of I want to change it one turn earlier"}, {"start": 14822.08, "end": 14826.48, "text": " I'm gonna be I some of the big 70"}, {"start": 14839.52, "end": 14845.32, "text": " by the way I just don't know if I'm playing"}, {"start": 14882.08, "end": 14887.08, "text": " I don't have a single victor, so I don't even know if I want to play..."}, {"start": 14895.08, "end": 14898.08, "text": " I guess I'll know, because if I hit BFO, I'm always a victor."}, {"start": 14898.08, "end": 14902.08, "text": " And if I don't hit BFO, am I just contesting with Blanc?"}, {"start": 14902.08, "end": 14904.08, "text": " Because I'm pretty sure this guy's the Blanc."}, {"start": 14904.08, "end": 14906.08, "text": " Actually, he made an Arcangel."}, {"start": 14906.08, "end": 14907.08, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 14907.08, "end": 14909.08, "text": " Oh, are you playing... are you playing mech?"}, {"start": 14912.08, "end": 14937.36, "text": " I mean this actually makes it so I have enough money to go 9."}, {"start": 14937.36, "end": 14940.140000000001, "text": " And then I just play atrox to call me plus like all legendaries"}, {"start": 14967.36, "end": 14991.720000000001, "text": " I don't really like complete damage though, like atrox, Akali and I just play like Shen"}, {"start": 15021.720000000001, "end": 15036.720000000001, "text": " I'm actually just one gold man, whatever."}, {"start": 15036.720000000001, "end": 15041.720000000001, "text": " Now this guy is open."}, {"start": 15041.720000000001, "end": 15048.720000000001, "text": " He's going to enemy cash out into a fast sign as well."}, {"start": 15058.000000000002, "end": 15060.000000000002, "text": " Great man, automatic AC for the rest of the game."}, {"start": 15060.000000000002, "end": 15062.000000000002, "text": " And that's like, it's about a cheese one wing."}, {"start": 15062.000000000002, "end": 15064.000000000002, "text": " But I don't think I'm cheating shit."}, {"start": 15064.000000000002, "end": 15066.000000000002, "text": " My board is terrible."}, {"start": 15066.000000000002, "end": 15067.000000000002, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 15067.0, "end": 15079.0, "text": " Aatrox, Akali, 2, 5, that... bro I really don't want Thresh, but this is useless!"}, {"start": 15079.0, "end": 15082.0, "text": " I'll already be level 9 a thousand gold!"}, {"start": 15090.0, "end": 15093.0, "text": " I mean I can't go Thresh, if I go Thresh it's over. I can."}, {"start": 15097.0, "end": 15104.0, "text": " I mean it's fine because I'm probably gonna 4-2 all in anyway."}, {"start": 15127.0, "end": 15142.24, "text": " I mean, she hasn't managed to finish them right now."}, {"start": 15142.24, "end": 15145.28, "text": " And those are my three items for a while, and I just finished all my items and I don't"}, {"start": 15145.28, "end": 15147.28, "text": " I don't have a build track that I have, what's it called?"}, {"start": 15158.94, "end": 15160.94, "text": " I don't think I killed a single unit."}, {"start": 15164.2, "end": 15164.7, "text": " 38."}, {"start": 15167.24, "end": 15170.74, "text": " I'm gonna start the game with 1 HP man, this is a fucking 8."}, {"start": 15171.36, "end": 15173.36, "text": " This is a fucking 8. If I can win..."}, {"start": 15175.28, "end": 15197.28, "text": " Let's end this."}, {"start": 15197.28, "end": 15198.28, "text": " Aatrox Akali?"}, {"start": 15198.28, "end": 15201.28, "text": " I mean, I have to stack one, or no."}, {"start": 15201.28, "end": 15202.28, "text": " Probably."}, {"start": 15202.28, "end": 15211.28, "text": " I just played meepsy plus like ramus meepsy plus okay nice nice nice oh wait"}, {"start": 15211.28, "end": 15215.6, "text": " wait I thought this guy was open it looked like he was open and then his real"}, {"start": 15215.6, "end": 15221.84, "text": " unit showed up and this guy is not open oh my it's just another rate"}, {"start": 15232.28, "end": 15241.16, "text": " okay if I suck one and I get fuel in I guess I don't have to suck one I can"}, {"start": 15241.16, "end": 15250.6, "text": " just all in on four one I don't they have enough I don't I for sure don't"}, {"start": 15250.6, "end": 15255.12, "text": " have enough money I can't I can't buy my board"}, {"start": 15292.28, "end": 15294.28, "text": " Ergot 2, maybe that's enough to win a round."}, {"start": 15295.480000000001, "end": 15296.480000000001, "text": " Like a 4 mech."}, {"start": 15297.18, "end": 15298.68, "text": " Or 3 mech for what do I get?"}, {"start": 15300.78, "end": 15301.980000000001, "text": " 20 AD and AP."}, {"start": 15309.28, "end": 15311.28, "text": " I mean, I can just go Sterak's TG."}, {"start": 15317.78, "end": 15319.480000000001, "text": " Alright, this is my last loss."}, {"start": 15319.480000000001, "end": 15321.78, "text": " I can probably play Fiora on the board."}, {"start": 15322.28, "end": 15333.28, "text": " I mean, I probably just hold Nunu, honestly."}, {"start": 15333.28, "end": 15349.28, "text": " Okay, this is not even a bad loss."}, {"start": 15349.28, "end": 15356.28, "text": " Double gym, does that do anything?"}, {"start": 15366.16, "end": 15373.16, "text": " I don't see the items."}, {"start": 15379.28, "end": 15392.28, "text": " Galio Rammus, Volgana, Jin, Asol, Antion, Puritou, Shen, and I'm not playing this for garbage."}, {"start": 15392.28, "end": 15399.28, "text": " What's it called, dude?"}, {"start": 15399.28, "end": 15404.28, "text": " Gintsu, G.S.?"}, {"start": 15404.28, "end": 15408.28, "text": " Brelo? I should probably just itemize this piece of shit."}, {"start": 15408.28, "end": 15411.28, "text": " It won't let me... oh, okay."}, {"start": 15413.28, "end": 15415.28, "text": " I mean, it's not at all..."}, {"start": 15416.28, "end": 15419.28, "text": " I have 13 gold, it's doable, but..."}, {"start": 15434.28, "end": 15442.94, "text": " I'm the music alio is like"}, {"start": 15442.94, "end": 15448.640000000001, "text": " But it has to be like"}, {"start": 15448.64, "end": 15478.539999999999, "text": " I need a blitzcrank for the new user and I just drop drop and say"}, {"start": 15478.54, "end": 15485.54, "text": " fuck it, I'm sorry"}, {"start": 15502.42, "end": 15508.42, "text": " seven rolls"}, {"start": 15508.54, "end": 15513.54, "text": " I mean, I had to take echo."}, {"start": 15513.54, "end": 15516.54, "text": " A great piece."}, {"start": 15516.54, "end": 15519.54, "text": " 5 plus already had me fucking piece of shit."}, {"start": 15519.54, "end": 15521.54, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 15534.54, "end": 15537.54, "text": " Bro, I'm not in this trap, bro."}, {"start": 15537.54, "end": 15555.54, "text": " 6 free rolls, 6 free rolls, 1 free roll, GG, GG, GG,"}, {"start": 15555.54, "end": 15562.54, "text": " this"}, {"start": 15562.54, "end": 15565.54, "text": " can you"}, {"start": 15585.54, "end": 15596.54, "text": " I mean I just need Blitzcrank. One Blitzcrank in my board is actually good man."}, {"start": 15596.54, "end": 15601.54, "text": " Oh I'm good at it. 20."}, {"start": 15601.54, "end": 15606.54, "text": " I mean the econ is still looking good man."}, {"start": 15606.54, "end": 15611.54, "text": " I'm pretty sure Seto is also rolling for Vex, he is."}, {"start": 15611.54, "end": 15625.380000000001, "text": " I didn't see a single Blitzcrank either, I can't."}, {"start": 15625.380000000001, "end": 15628.26, "text": " I don't get it, how?"}, {"start": 15628.26, "end": 15631.86, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 15631.86, "end": 15634.900000000001, "text": " I didn't see a single Blitzcrank."}, {"start": 15634.900000000001, "end": 15637.86, "text": " I didn't see a single Blitzcrank or Vex."}, {"start": 15637.86, "end": 15639.62, "text": " How man?"}, {"start": 15639.62, "end": 15640.62, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 15640.62, "end": 15642.62, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15642.62, "end": 15644.62, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 15644.62, "end": 15646.62, "text": " Where is this wall?"}, {"start": 15646.62, "end": 15650.62, "text": " I was losing my life, it was really bad because that was really strong."}, {"start": 15660.62, "end": 15664.62, "text": " I can heal the two lives if I just win some rounds."}, {"start": 15664.62, "end": 15671.62, "text": " I need Vex 2 in the Blitzcrank, this gin unit and ass!"}, {"start": 15676.78, "end": 15683.78, "text": " Let's make some news."}, {"start": 15685.42, "end": 15692.42, "text": " I think this is not even good until I hit the Vex 2."}, {"start": 15694.62, "end": 15722.62, "text": " I remember there was about eight."}, {"start": 15722.62, "end": 15744.78, "text": " my board sucks"}, {"start": 15744.78, "end": 15751.78, "text": " He doesn't have Vex to yet either."}, {"start": 15751.78, "end": 15778.820000000002, "text": " H.R.S. is Shred armor shred and MR shred whole board and then Akali is precision whole board."}, {"start": 15778.82, "end": 15781.82, "text": " The legendaries don't do anything because it's something they have items."}, {"start": 15781.82, "end": 15783.82, "text": " Like what the fuck does a grade 2 with 0 items do?"}, {"start": 15783.82, "end": 15786.82, "text": " What the fuck does a barbed 2 with 0 items do? Absolutely nothing."}, {"start": 15786.82, "end": 15789.82, "text": " I hit this 0 every turn until you hit X."}, {"start": 15791.82, "end": 15793.82, "text": " Great man. You just hit X too."}, {"start": 15793.82, "end": 15797.82, "text": " Oh my god, I don't get it."}, {"start": 15797.82, "end": 15799.82, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 15799.82, "end": 15801.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15807.539999999999, "end": 15809.539999999999, "text": " Bold infinite gold how"}, {"start": 15811.34, "end": 15813.98, "text": " And then if I fight him, I'm gonna like I just eat that. Okay, it's fine"}, {"start": 15813.98, "end": 15817.5, "text": " I just need to win some rounds so I can I can heal up the two lives and get into top four. Oh"}, {"start": 15819.34, "end": 15821.699999999999, "text": " Great, I fight him after he eats the next two I can't"}, {"start": 15829.82, "end": 15846.1, "text": " Alright, if I beat Seth to go, I might as well just chill, because I think this is the"}, {"start": 15846.1, "end": 15855.1, "text": " only guy I can lose to."}, {"start": 15855.1, "end": 15865.1, "text": " I'm going to try to get a little bit of the damage, but I'm going to try to get the damage."}, {"start": 15865.1, "end": 15875.1, "text": " I'm going to try to get the damage, but I'm going to try to get the damage."}, {"start": 15905.1, "end": 15922.460000000001, "text": " Oh, he's dead with three vices back in the pool."}, {"start": 15922.460000000001, "end": 15924.460000000001, "text": " This voice tab is useless"}, {"start": 15945.26, "end": 15947.26, "text": " Gensu Morello JG"}, {"start": 15949.220000000001, "end": 15951.300000000001, "text": " Gensu Guard GG Gensu GS Morello"}, {"start": 15982.460000000001, "end": 16005.660000000002, "text": " Alright, and now I just level 4... I don't even know what."}, {"start": 16005.66, "end": 16015.46, "text": " star sniper 1 2 3 4 5 trade"}, {"start": 16015.460000000001, "end": 16032.68, "text": " How trash 2.9 express me you are legit awful"}, {"start": 16032.68, "end": 16034.68, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 16034.68, "end": 16036.68, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 16038.68, "end": 16040.68, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 16062.68, "end": 16074.2, "text": " I can probably stack two and then I can just guarantee roll"}, {"start": 16122.68, "end": 16148.68, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 16148.68, "end": 16150.68, "text": " I'll kill a single unit."}, {"start": 16156.36, "end": 16158.36, "text": " Early learning's Baron's lair."}, {"start": 16158.36, "end": 16161.36, "text": " Alright, okay, I've got one shot."}, {"start": 16161.36, "end": 16179.36, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16209.36, "end": 16216.36, "text": " I'm on tech."}, {"start": 16216.36, "end": 16219.36, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 16219.36, "end": 16224.36, "text": " Baron layer level, I went forward."}, {"start": 16224.36, "end": 16230.36, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 16230.36, "end": 16236.36, "text": " Tree, tree, Warpap, Cashile, Baron layer."}, {"start": 16236.36, "end": 16241.140000000001, "text": " I mean just just know just know oh I forgot to add early learning I think I"}, {"start": 16241.140000000001, "end": 16244.140000000001, "text": " already did add it actually"}, {"start": 16247.1, "end": 16254.94, "text": " like it doesn't matter what your board is game is very imbalanced let the"}, {"start": 16254.94, "end": 16261.5, "text": " high rollers win this is a how can you bought for oh it actually let me I"}, {"start": 16261.5, "end": 16263.5, "text": " We're going to add Baron's lair"}, {"start": 16291.5, "end": 16313.94, "text": " I just wanted to know, since it's a go ahead, it's not going to be in my history, next"}, {"start": 16313.94, "end": 16318.22, "text": " two, greats two, everything two, and he went seven."}, {"start": 16318.220000000001, "end": 16325.220000000001, "text": " that to me buddy."}, {"start": 16348.220000000001, "end": 16351.980000000001, "text": " Now the legendaries are actually not good. Like they're legit not good."}, {"start": 16352.78, "end": 16353.500000000002, "text": " You know what's good?"}, {"start": 16354.54, "end": 16357.900000000001, "text": " Econ and combat into the legendaries with combat."}, {"start": 16359.660000000002, "end": 16360.220000000001, "text": " He's right."}, {"start": 16366.220000000001, "end": 16368.86, "text": " Are you higher ranked than K.P. Soju or did he pass you?"}, {"start": 16369.420000000002, "end": 16369.900000000001, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 16371.740000000002, "end": 16372.62, "text": " I think I got blocked."}, {"start": 16374.460000000001, "end": 16375.340000000002, "text": " Oh wait, did I get blocked?"}, {"start": 16378.220000000001, "end": 16381.880000000001, "text": " oh no it's present the blocky"}, {"start": 16384.52, "end": 16388.04, "text": " dive in too I can't"}, {"start": 16388.04, "end": 16411.14, "text": " This Q-tine... this is the worst."}, {"start": 16411.14, "end": 16412.14, "text": " Hello, Pressur?"}, {"start": 16412.14, "end": 16413.14, "text": " Can you unblock me?"}, {"start": 16413.14, "end": 16418.14, "text": " Hello President, can you unblock me?"}, {"start": 16418.14, "end": 16422.14, "text": " Oh no, Graves is an ass."}, {"start": 16422.14, "end": 16424.14, "text": " Graves is an actual trash."}, {"start": 16424.14, "end": 16431.14, "text": " Oh fuck that unit."}, {"start": 16431.14, "end": 16432.14, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 16432.14, "end": 16439.14, "text": " Okay, can you add me then?"}, {"start": 16439.14, "end": 16453.78, "text": " You know what unit is actual trash?"}, {"start": 16453.78, "end": 16454.78, "text": " It's Fiora."}, {"start": 16454.78, "end": 16462.94, "text": " Bro, this Fiora unit is fucking trash, man."}, {"start": 16462.94, "end": 16466.539999999997, "text": " I had Fiora with 3 items and Master Yi with a Stargazer plus 1."}, {"start": 16469.26, "end": 16472.84, "text": " And my Fiora was getting outdamaged by Master Yi with 0 items."}, {"start": 16492.94, "end": 16504.059999999998, "text": " Where's uh, it's milk playing."}, {"start": 16504.059999999998, "end": 16507.1, "text": " Hello, press event, milk isn't playing."}, {"start": 16507.1, "end": 16511.059999999998, "text": " I think he's watching C.S., alert."}, {"start": 16511.06, "end": 16513.06, "text": " Emerald One!"}, {"start": 16513.06, "end": 16515.06, "text": " I learned..."}, {"start": 16515.06, "end": 16517.06, "text": " First of it!"}, {"start": 16527.06, "end": 16529.06, "text": " I'm messaging right now."}, {"start": 16529.06, "end": 16531.06, "text": " I don't even think he's watching CS."}, {"start": 16535.06, "end": 16537.06, "text": " Because I think Spirit got 3-0ed."}, {"start": 16537.06, "end": 16539.06, "text": " I put my money on a Magix."}, {"start": 16539.06, "end": 16555.06, "text": " Magix! GG. Magix. Oh my god. Did Magix drop higher than a 0.7 rating this time? Let me see. Results?"}, {"start": 16558.66, "end": 16561.460000000003, "text": " Oh wait, what the fuck? Magix was their second best performer."}, {"start": 16561.46, "end": 16578.46, "text": " Ah great, She-Roll, the fucking coin flipper. Coin flip, a .77. GG. I mean, Taneer is actually good, so I don't know how you drop a .3. And then Xothix is just known-ass. And then Magix is also known-ass. I don't get it."}, {"start": 16581.46, "end": 16583.46, "text": " But I'm tired."}, {"start": 16583.46, "end": 16593.62, "text": " But I'm saying if if I were to bet"}, {"start": 16593.62, "end": 16611.3, "text": " Check Milk's TFD history where it's in."}, {"start": 16611.3, "end": 16622.0, "text": " Alright, you know what, let me count how many games he played today."}, {"start": 16622.0, "end": 16624.88, "text": " One, two, he played three games only."}, {"start": 16624.88, "end": 16627.88, "text": " No, no, no, I'm messaging him."}, {"start": 16627.88, "end": 16628.88, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 16628.88, "end": 16652.16, "text": " at milk you have three games played today you are you you are 17 games away"}, {"start": 16652.16, "end": 16656.16, "text": " from your daily quota. Alright."}, {"start": 16662.16, "end": 16665.16, "text": " No heart binds me."}, {"start": 16666.16, "end": 16671.16, "text": " There is Yeshua that will follow this path until the end."}, {"start": 16712.16, "end": 16714.16, "text": " Huntress."}, {"start": 16714.16, "end": 16719.16, "text": " Two more to go."}, {"start": 16719.16, "end": 16724.16, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 16724.16, "end": 16729.16, "text": " Allow me, Baird."}, {"start": 16729.16, "end": 16734.16, "text": " Ah, Billy-yo."}, {"start": 16734.16, "end": 16741.16, "text": " I actually probably haven't opened it though, so I don't know if I want to just..."}, {"start": 16741.16, "end": 16754.64, "text": " I guess if I don't have a Slammable then like what can you do?"}, {"start": 16754.64, "end": 16756.24, "text": " Like see this is the thing."}, {"start": 16756.24, "end": 16760.36, "text": " You would think that like hey I can level for Shepard and then level 5 is Vanguard."}, {"start": 16760.36, "end": 16766.4, "text": " But like I don't even know if it's correct to even hold this garbage when I can just"}, {"start": 16766.4, "end": 16769.079999999998, "text": " sell and just hold Ezreal and Milio."}, {"start": 16769.079999999998, "end": 16770.079999999998, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 16770.08, "end": 16772.940000000002, "text": " I don't understand why you would not play Timebreaker. It just does not make sense to me."}, {"start": 16772.940000000002, "end": 16775.620000000003, "text": " Ah... I..."}, {"start": 16775.620000000003, "end": 16776.960000000003, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 16779.960000000003, "end": 16782.08, "text": " Like, why don't I just play Timebreaker?"}, {"start": 16783.08, "end": 16785.08, "text": " I mean, it's not like I'm slamming that."}, {"start": 16785.920000000002, "end": 16790.36, "text": " Backline blueprint, Warpath, Oral farming, Contract, Kill-up."}, {"start": 16790.36, "end": 16793.260000000002, "text": " Oral farming's ass. And what I get."}, {"start": 16800.08, "end": 16817.88, "text": " I kind of want to just lose then so I can reforge this shit and I'll just play off of"}, {"start": 16817.88, "end": 16818.88, "text": " that."}, {"start": 16818.88, "end": 16821.640000000003, "text": " Orphor is legit trash."}, {"start": 16821.640000000003, "end": 16825.72, "text": " I don't even know a single legendary that's actually good for you to want to get it on"}, {"start": 16825.72, "end": 16826.72, "text": " 4-3."}, {"start": 16826.72, "end": 16828.72, "text": " You're forced to stack 4, 1, and 4, 2."}, {"start": 16828.72, "end": 16831.72, "text": " Like, your board is just, the initiative is just fresh."}, {"start": 16831.72, "end": 16834.72, "text": " And then you load up against someone with spreading roots."}, {"start": 16837.72, "end": 16839.72, "text": " I just lost 20."}, {"start": 16840.72, "end": 16842.72, "text": " I love you, it's fine though."}, {"start": 16847.72, "end": 16849.72, "text": " I might have to play..."}, {"start": 16850.72, "end": 16852.72, "text": " Yeah, I have Challenger plus 1."}, {"start": 16886.72, "end": 16896.72, "text": " for free. I actually really need to hold 8 rocks, but I also kind of want to hold the"}, {"start": 16896.72, "end": 16900.02, "text": " allowee because allowee means I can play Victor and I can play the Blanc, and allowee"}, {"start": 16900.02, "end": 16916.24, "text": " is just like broken. That's playing Bayard 3. Graves is terrible, Morgana is probably"}, {"start": 16916.24, "end": 16929.36, "text": " Probably the best one, Bard is probably fine, Fiora is not good, and I feel like there's"}, {"start": 16929.36, "end": 16930.36, "text": " so many insta-looses."}, {"start": 16930.36, "end": 16931.36, "text": " Can I actually win?"}, {"start": 16931.36, "end": 16933.36, "text": " That actually win."}, {"start": 16934.36, "end": 16936.36, "text": " Wow, Billy just don't really have a choice."}, {"start": 16937.36, "end": 16938.36, "text": " He's really the boss."}, {"start": 16943.36, "end": 16944.36, "text": " Oh, Billy-O?"}, {"start": 16947.36, "end": 16949.36, "text": " Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."}, {"start": 16954.36, "end": 16955.36, "text": " Replication?"}, {"start": 16958.36, "end": 16960.36, "text": " I think he's playing Bay guard 3 as well."}, {"start": 16960.36, "end": 16966.64, "text": " here to here to here to here this is also going for big R3 I mean this is open with"}, {"start": 16966.64, "end": 16971.12, "text": " or farming he is animal with or farming guys"}, {"start": 16975.2, "end": 16978.84, "text": " I need to make sure"}, {"start": 16979.920000000002, "end": 16983.16, "text": " this guy loses his strength"}, {"start": 16990.36, "end": 16997.36, "text": " Alright, well the game starts as soon as I reforge the Challenger plus one."}, {"start": 17050.36, "end": 17057.36, "text": " Let's wrap this up."}, {"start": 17057.36, "end": 17060.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17060.36, "end": 17061.36, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 17061.36, "end": 17062.36, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 17062.36, "end": 17063.36, "text": " Fawcett?"}, {"start": 17063.36, "end": 17064.36, "text": " Wait, what happened?"}, {"start": 17064.36, "end": 17065.36, "text": " Wait, can Fawcett lose?"}, {"start": 17065.36, "end": 17066.36, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 17066.36, "end": 17067.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17067.36, "end": 17068.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17068.36, "end": 17069.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17069.36, "end": 17070.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17070.36, "end": 17071.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17071.36, "end": 17072.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17072.36, "end": 17073.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17073.36, "end": 17074.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17074.36, "end": 17075.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17075.36, "end": 17076.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17076.36, "end": 17077.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17077.36, "end": 17078.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17078.36, "end": 17079.36, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17079.36, "end": 17091.56, "text": " No, no they didn't. Wait, were they close? No? Okay, I was about to say, bro, the 76ers"}, {"start": 17091.56, "end": 17100.260000000002, "text": " are fucking trash. That team, bro. No, you doughnut. Okay, never mind. This isn't magic."}, {"start": 17100.260000000002, "end": 17104.9, "text": " I'm just saying people, I'm not saying there's match racing or anything, but people are"}, {"start": 17104.9, "end": 17112.260000000002, "text": " making new accounts and just putting 5 mil on the fucking, on the, what's it called, on, on the"}, {"start": 17112.260000000002, "end": 17117.620000000003, "text": " business. That's all I'm gonna say. I, I don't know if there's some win training going on, I mean"}, {"start": 17117.620000000003, "end": 17121.300000000003, "text": " probably not because it's a playoffs, but like low key the regular season, if you see someone"}, {"start": 17121.300000000003, "end": 17126.02, "text": " making new account and just drop a fucking hammer on one side, chances are it's either a fucking"}, {"start": 17126.02, "end": 17131.140000000003, "text": " match fix or, or, or that shit's in 100-0, but I'm pretty sure it's in 100-0 distance,"}, {"start": 17131.14, "end": 17135.059999999998, "text": " but I'm actually not doing it. I'm officially retired. I'm focusing on PFT."}, {"start": 17141.94, "end": 17146.5, "text": " Like all my life I'm not on this game. I'm not fucking like I'm not on this game."}, {"start": 17157.78, "end": 17158.34, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 17161.14, "end": 17178.579999999998, "text": " All right, the holder gains a challenger trait on takedown, the holder next to the test."}, {"start": 17178.58, "end": 17185.86, "text": " Alright, well, this is the game."}, {"start": 17185.86, "end": 17186.86, "text": " No grief."}, {"start": 17186.86, "end": 17201.02, "text": " Oh, it's backline blueprints, but I'm pretty sure Challenger is the worst one."}, {"start": 17201.02, "end": 17203.7, "text": " I feel like there's so many good options, but I mean, Challenger has to be the worst"}, {"start": 17203.7, "end": 17204.7, "text": " one."}, {"start": 17204.7, "end": 17206.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17206.86, "end": 17208.86, "text": " Bell that"}, {"start": 17225.54, "end": 17227.54, "text": " Vanguard I"}, {"start": 17228.780000000002, "end": 17232.06, "text": " Mean I can still play Victor even with even with Vanguard"}, {"start": 17234.7, "end": 17239.420000000002, "text": " I think you just play you just like three Vanguard and you just Vanguard like some garbage and call it a day"}, {"start": 17243.06, "end": 17245.06, "text": " But that's only if I get"}, {"start": 17259.260000000002, "end": 17261.260000000002, "text": " Let's go on"}, {"start": 17261.260000000002, "end": 17268.260000000002, "text": " So I could also just play Vanguard on the Blanc which is really good."}, {"start": 17268.260000000002, "end": 17270.260000000002, "text": " Are you guaranteeing reporters?"}, {"start": 17270.260000000002, "end": 17271.260000000002, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 17271.260000000002, "end": 17272.260000000002, "text": " You're only guaranteeing your pot two."}, {"start": 17272.260000000002, "end": 17275.260000000002, "text": " If you're pot two, you're guaranteeing a reporter."}, {"start": 17291.260000000002, "end": 17309.260000000002, "text": " I think this is helping me when I'm going to play 242, what I get, HP. Alright, I'm coming back to ArchGee. This game's over. Oh, this game is fucking over. I can't!"}, {"start": 17309.260000000002, "end": 17314.260000000002, "text": " Acceleration Hex."}, {"start": 17314.260000000002, "end": 17318.420000000002, "text": " Ahhhh."}, {"start": 17318.420000000002, "end": 17325.74, "text": " It's just too boring."}, {"start": 17325.74, "end": 17329.140000000003, "text": " Gintu Vanguard Moistap is already more than enough."}, {"start": 17329.140000000003, "end": 17332.300000000003, "text": " But I can kinda see the flexible."}, {"start": 17332.300000000003, "end": 17334.18, "text": " If this doesn't give me a raw GG."}, {"start": 17334.18, "end": 17335.18, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 17335.18, "end": 17337.86, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 17337.86, "end": 17339.86, "text": " So that means I probably should have just finished..."}, {"start": 17349.46, "end": 17352.46, "text": " Ah, shit. I should have just finished Void Staff, man."}, {"start": 17352.46, "end": 17354.46, "text": " Now my items suck."}, {"start": 17361.46, "end": 17365.46, "text": " I mean, it skins it like Vanguard on the long, it's really good though. It's so much of that speed."}, {"start": 17365.86, "end": 17367.46, "text": " Buuuuut..."}, {"start": 17367.86, "end": 17369.86, "text": " Ah, shit."}, {"start": 17377.08, "end": 17379.08, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 17384.940000000002, "end": 17386.940000000002, "text": " I should have just finished Void and then..."}, {"start": 17390.0, "end": 17394.46, "text": " Or I should have went like tier and then on this one I go bow so that means I'm one against two off,"}, {"start": 17394.46, "end": 17398.86, "text": " But now I need a rod around screwed, but honestly, I'm like guaranteed a rod so it's probably fine"}, {"start": 17407.42, "end": 17409.42, "text": " But I think"}, {"start": 17409.739999999998, "end": 17412.1, "text": " I'm not just playing towards the best way to probably be voting for the front line"}, {"start": 17412.3, "end": 17415.5, "text": " This guy's playing towards the block for the thing is he's no econ whatsoever"}, {"start": 17417.1, "end": 17422.34, "text": " And I'm probably gonna be one life, but it doesn't even matter. I have Vanguard plus one and I have 250 HP entire board"}, {"start": 17423.14, "end": 17425.14, "text": " So I'm pretty sure I just won the game."}, {"start": 17427.44, "end": 17429.44, "text": " Assuming I don't get fucked here."}, {"start": 17431.94, "end": 17433.94, "text": " I-I just need..."}, {"start": 17512.34, "end": 17528.02, "text": " It's legit awful I'm fucking me"}, {"start": 17528.02, "end": 17543.02, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 17543.02, "end": 17550.02, "text": " I'm pretty sure I just play six Vanguard and don't play all of them, but I don't know"}, {"start": 17573.02, "end": 17576.02, "text": " Also, I just realized I haven't even seen my Arbiter yet."}, {"start": 17576.02, "end": 17578.02, "text": " She didn't even give me heat."}, {"start": 17580.52, "end": 17582.52, "text": " Let's see, let's see."}, {"start": 17588.02, "end": 17591.02, "text": " I mean, it's nothing to do with Boise. No matter what, I need Gensu first."}, {"start": 17591.02, "end": 17593.02, "text": " Like, if I don't hit Gensu, it's just FF."}, {"start": 17596.02, "end": 17599.02, "text": " And that's just that. If I don't find a Rock, it's just FF."}, {"start": 17603.02, "end": 17613.02, "text": " I'm still two lives. This guy has two new noobs. Great."}, {"start": 17613.02, "end": 17624.46, "text": " I mean, I just, I didn't see a single forecost. My bad. My bad. Like, what?"}, {"start": 17624.46, "end": 17626.46, "text": " I mean, it's definitely my fault, I guess."}, {"start": 17654.46, "end": 17681.46, "text": " Okay, I found the best, it's fine."}, {"start": 17681.46, "end": 17707.26, "text": " I'm 5 Vanguard, but I mean it's not like I can roll anymore, one roll fuck."}, {"start": 17707.260000000002, "end": 17722.460000000003, "text": " fire board staff. Okay. Did I get a 7 at times? The block 2. Zero gold. Also he's"}, {"start": 17722.460000000003, "end": 17725.820000000003, "text": " really, I mean it's fine. I mean the problem is, oh no this game is a"}, {"start": 17725.820000000003, "end": 17733.54, "text": " guarantee date. This guy 4-1 all in with less money than me and hit"}, {"start": 17733.54, "end": 17754.82, "text": " everything anyway all right all right well guess I'll just roll and then"}, {"start": 17754.82, "end": 17756.82, "text": " and hopefully I can hit new number two."}, {"start": 17814.82, "end": 17829.62, "text": " I mean it's probably because they just hit what's it called man."}, {"start": 17829.62, "end": 17836.3, "text": " Oh, god, I'm never hitting that to win."}, {"start": 17836.3, "end": 17843.3, "text": " I don't know how to do this, but I don't even know how to find a bloodstream, and the only thing that's pretty good is to use the ability."}, {"start": 17843.3, "end": 17846.3, "text": " Oh, good."}, {"start": 17849.3, "end": 17851.3, "text": " I don't even have a lousy dish."}, {"start": 17851.3, "end": 17853.3, "text": " The Arbiter is ass."}, {"start": 17853.3, "end": 17857.3, "text": " I don't think you can go into that though, because it's the one where, uh..."}, {"start": 17866.3, "end": 17880.54, "text": " It's the one where you get armor and MR, and look at his HP, that's pretty high."}, {"start": 17880.54, "end": 17884.34, "text": " It double procs on every single vanguard at the start of combat, every single voyager"}, {"start": 17884.34, "end": 17887.82, "text": " at the start of combat, and after it's 50%."}, {"start": 17887.82, "end": 17896.14, "text": " So it has 122 AP even when half my vanguard is even big damage."}, {"start": 17896.14, "end": 17898.14, "text": " Well I don't have..."}, {"start": 17898.14, "end": 17900.14, "text": " Uhhh..."}, {"start": 17900.14, "end": 17902.14, "text": " This fucking trash, man."}, {"start": 17904.14, "end": 17906.14, "text": " Three mana regen."}, {"start": 17906.14, "end": 17908.14, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 17910.14, "end": 17912.14, "text": " The verisense is pretty good."}, {"start": 17912.14, "end": 17914.14, "text": " But I kind of..."}, {"start": 17914.14, "end": 17916.14, "text": " I kind of..."}, {"start": 17916.14, "end": 17918.14, "text": " Oh, that's correct."}, {"start": 17918.14, "end": 17920.14, "text": " Wait?"}, {"start": 17920.14, "end": 17922.14, "text": " Wait?"}, {"start": 17922.14, "end": 17927.34, "text": " I mean one of the loli two are new to our ports not even bad man"}, {"start": 17952.14, "end": 17968.92, "text": " Also my Arbiter is trash but Loki maybe is going to it."}, {"start": 17968.92, "end": 17974.739999999998, "text": " The entire lobby has two star duty man."}, {"start": 17974.739999999998, "end": 17975.739999999998, "text": " Are two star everything."}, {"start": 17975.739999999998, "end": 17980.86, "text": " I mean the fore cost everyone hit and then I didn't see a single Nunu or a Leblanc"}, {"start": 17980.86, "end": 17984.22, "text": " on the forecloth shop where someone with way less gold than me can just hit"}, {"start": 17985.260000000002, "end": 17993.98, "text": " oh i mean ends around with 140 ap that's pretty good name i don't get it i don't get it"}, {"start": 18000.46, "end": 18005.34, "text": " i can't even find the lowy too bro who is pinging"}, {"start": 18010.86, "end": 18019.54, "text": " Alright, where's not even bad, like 6 Vanguard with HP on whole board, Electro charge on"}, {"start": 18019.54, "end": 18021.940000000002, "text": " the entire frontline, it's not even bad."}, {"start": 18111.94, "end": 18123.82, "text": " My Arbiter is a..."}, {"start": 18123.82, "end": 18125.82, "text": " You think this can go infinite?"}, {"start": 18125.82, "end": 18131.859999999997, "text": " When an enemy dies, all Arbiter's gain 18 armor and magic resist."}, {"start": 18131.859999999997, "end": 18134.3, "text": " You think that can go infinite?"}, {"start": 18134.3, "end": 18136.66, "text": " Who knows?"}, {"start": 18136.66, "end": 18139.66, "text": " Who knows?"}, {"start": 18139.66, "end": 18146.66, "text": " Surely I can beat someone with 50 gold."}, {"start": 18146.66, "end": 18148.66, "text": " What's his armada?"}, {"start": 18148.66, "end": 18153.66, "text": " Uh, 20 cent are game dealing, I'm not sure I can beat this one."}, {"start": 18153.66, "end": 18157.66, "text": " A round doesn't even over, it's no setter in our base."}, {"start": 18157.66, "end": 18159.66, "text": " Dumblade is ass, man."}, {"start": 18159.66, "end": 18162.66, "text": " Have you guys played Dumblade on the Blunk?"}, {"start": 18162.66, "end": 18165.66, "text": " It feels like it's not an item."}, {"start": 18165.66, "end": 18168.66, "text": " You could just kill them faster."}, {"start": 18168.66, "end": 18170.66, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 18170.66, "end": 18175.66, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 18175.66, "end": 18184.66, "text": " Next two, Karma two."}, {"start": 18184.66, "end": 18187.66, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 18187.66, "end": 18194.66, "text": " I could beat this guy, though."}, {"start": 18194.66, "end": 18201.66, "text": " I can beat this guy though."}, {"start": 18209.24, "end": 18212.24, "text": " Next two."}, {"start": 18214.24, "end": 18221.24, "text": " I'm sure it's not double D.U."}, {"start": 18221.24, "end": 18231.24, "text": " The goodness is that I have Vanguard around here, so uh, maybe I don't get one shot."}, {"start": 18231.24, "end": 18237.24, "text": " I got stunned by it, I don't even know what."}, {"start": 18237.24, "end": 18238.24, "text": " GG!"}, {"start": 18238.24, "end": 18239.24, "text": " Wahoo!"}, {"start": 18239.24, "end": 18240.24, "text": " Wahoo!"}, {"start": 18240.24, "end": 18241.24, "text": " Riot Games!"}, {"start": 18241.24, "end": 18242.24, "text": " GD!"}, {"start": 18242.24, "end": 18243.24, "text": " GD everybody!"}, {"start": 18243.24, "end": 18244.24, "text": " Barus encounter!"}, {"start": 18244.24, "end": 18245.24, "text": " The 4 cost shop!"}, {"start": 18245.24, "end": 18248.88, "text": " Hey, GD, everybody, Baris encounter?"}, {"start": 18248.88, "end": 18250.4, "text": " The four cost shop?"}, {"start": 18251.320000000003, "end": 18253.320000000003, "text": " I'm the richest in the lobby, but it doesn't matter"}, {"start": 18253.320000000003, "end": 18256.24, "text": " because six new news are gone on 35."}, {"start": 18257.24, "end": 18259.06, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 18259.06, "end": 18262.18, "text": " Like how is this even possible?"}, {"start": 18263.36, "end": 18265.16, "text": " Six new news are gone."}, {"start": 18268.920000000002, "end": 18270.84, "text": " How is that my fault?"}, {"start": 18270.84, "end": 18271.68, "text": " Please tell me."}, {"start": 18271.68, "end": 18272.52, "text": " I don't understand."}, {"start": 18272.52, "end": 18273.52, "text": " How is that my fault?"}, {"start": 18275.24, "end": 18281.24, "text": " I- it's not! It's just not!"}, {"start": 18281.24, "end": 18288.24, "text": " Oh my- and then get this, ready? I checked my- I checked my- my Arbiter. Unlucky!"}, {"start": 18288.24, "end": 18291.24, "text": " GG!"}, {"start": 18291.24, "end": 18295.24, "text": " 3-5-4-cause-shop-verus-encounter?"}, {"start": 18295.24, "end": 18298.24, "text": " Nice. Congrats everybody. Congrats."}, {"start": 18298.24, "end": 18301.24, "text": " GG's. GG."}, {"start": 18301.24, "end": 18308.24, "text": " What a fucking joke man, I can't."}, {"start": 18308.24, "end": 18312.24, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 18312.24, "end": 18318.24, "text": " Oh, boy."}, {"start": 18318.24, "end": 18320.24, "text": " Why do you always go lose streak?"}, {"start": 18320.24, "end": 18322.24, "text": " Because it's broken!"}, {"start": 18322.24, "end": 18327.24, "text": " Every single one of these games, I am self-30 HP at walls."}, {"start": 18327.24, "end": 18329.24, "text": " It is fucking broken."}, {"start": 18329.24, "end": 18334.100000000002, "text": " It is just legit broken."}, {"start": 18334.100000000002, "end": 18336.86, "text": " I went 8th not because of the loose streak."}, {"start": 18336.86, "end": 18339.620000000003, "text": " It's because it's a bad beat."}, {"start": 18339.620000000003, "end": 18342.260000000002, "text": " You cannot tell me."}, {"start": 18342.260000000002, "end": 18345.74, "text": " I just, I see a full shot before cost."}, {"start": 18345.74, "end": 18350.260000000002, "text": " It was, it was Nami, Karma, Aisle, Aisle, Yi."}, {"start": 18350.260000000002, "end": 18355.420000000002, "text": " It was so fucking ass, I still remember all five units."}, {"start": 18355.420000000002, "end": 18357.420000000002, "text": " It was that trash."}, {"start": 18357.420000000002, "end": 18369.52, "text": " Oh my god, and then I see two forecast from three five carousel no karma no new new no Leblanc my bad my bad"}, {"start": 18370.9, "end": 18372.9, "text": " GG everybody"}, {"start": 18375.140000000003, "end": 18377.780000000002, "text": " GG GG everybody"}, {"start": 18380.02, "end": 18382.02, "text": " And get this"}, {"start": 18382.02, "end": 18389.06, "text": " It's fine if I miss, but the problem is it was the various four-cost shops and the entire lobby"}, {"start": 18389.22, "end": 18395.96, "text": " Just gets gifted seven new news without rolling a single time and get this and get this"}, {"start": 18397.06, "end": 18401.36, "text": " That encounter is a one in three. It's a full RNG"}, {"start": 18403.38, "end": 18406.64, "text": " So I thought quadruple bad beating oh"}, {"start": 18412.02, "end": 18414.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18430.46, "end": 18434.260000000002, "text": " You've done no, yes"}, {"start": 18436.94, "end": 18439.64, "text": " But like I feel like it's like that game"}, {"start": 18472.02, "end": 18475.22, "text": " They'll have to get through me."}, {"start": 18475.22, "end": 18476.22, "text": " Like, how?"}, {"start": 18476.22, "end": 18481.66, "text": " Listen, I understand that you want to sit there and rage bait, but you can, like, the best"}, {"start": 18481.66, "end": 18482.66, "text": " rage bait?"}, {"start": 18482.66, "end": 18486.14, "text": " I'm not saying that you should be saying this, but the best one is to just say, like, yeah,"}, {"start": 18486.14, "end": 18488.100000000002, "text": " like, maybe don't open Nick's door."}, {"start": 18488.100000000002, "end": 18493.58, "text": " If you genuinely think opening has anything to do with that three-five bad beat, like,"}, {"start": 18493.58, "end": 18500.94, "text": " how the fuck, how, like, where is, where are your eyes and where is your brain?"}, {"start": 18500.94, "end": 18503.34, "text": " I- I- How is that your takeaway?"}, {"start": 18505.02, "end": 18505.98, "text": " I can."}, {"start": 18507.42, "end": 18508.059999999998, "text": " Look out!"}, {"start": 18521.02, "end": 18522.379999999997, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 18524.62, "end": 18527.82, "text": " I'm not even re-dreading. It's just unreasonable."}, {"start": 18527.82, "end": 18529.82, "text": " What that shit is?"}, {"start": 18529.82, "end": 18531.82, "text": " It's not racist."}, {"start": 18531.82, "end": 18533.82, "text": " Oh no it's fine."}, {"start": 18543.82, "end": 18545.82, "text": " Reach for the stars."}, {"start": 18545.82, "end": 18547.82, "text": " Feed the flames."}, {"start": 18551.82, "end": 18553.82, "text": " Medallion."}, {"start": 18553.82, "end": 18555.82, "text": " Price."}, {"start": 18555.82, "end": 18557.82, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18559.42, "end": 18561.42, "text": " Gini Gini"}, {"start": 18563.42, "end": 18567.3, "text": " Stargazer medallion Vanguard"}, {"start": 18585.82, "end": 18604.82, "text": " If we were any other stargazer this game is over, but I think medallion is for sure the"}, {"start": 18604.82, "end": 18605.82, "text": " worst one."}, {"start": 18605.82, "end": 18607.94, "text": " Because there's no way I'm rewilling from this spot."}, {"start": 18607.94, "end": 18610.94, "text": " My opener is too good."}, {"start": 18610.94, "end": 18616.16, "text": " And that's just like a three cost removal that I can play"}, {"start": 18621.8, "end": 18623.8, "text": " No, but I'm just actually good with stargazer plus one"}, {"start": 18635.12, "end": 18637.12, "text": " Vanguard with stargazer"}, {"start": 18640.94, "end": 18647.579999999998, "text": " I mean I could play what's it called right now, but I'm pretty sure my board should fight"}, {"start": 18647.579999999998, "end": 18648.579999999998, "text": " through it."}, {"start": 18648.579999999998, "end": 18654.059999999998, "text": " So I don't know if I want to play, I mean I could just use it for, oh you know what it's"}, {"start": 18654.059999999998, "end": 18656.78, "text": " a bearish encounter, maybe I should get a 3 star 1 cost for a little bit more damage"}, {"start": 18656.78, "end": 18657.78, "text": " here."}, {"start": 18657.78, "end": 18662.1, "text": " I mean that's what I like to call a good beat, like that's what can happen."}, {"start": 18662.1, "end": 18666.98, "text": " Like that can actually happen, and you know what I did well there?"}, {"start": 18666.98, "end": 18668.98, "text": " Absolutely nothing."}, {"start": 18668.98, "end": 18675.38, "text": " nothing. I just got lucky. Just like last game, I got unlucky. Like what the fuck was that man?"}, {"start": 18675.38, "end": 18697.86, "text": " game allies in empowered hexes game 12 oh wait honestly it's not even that bad"}, {"start": 18697.86, "end": 18701.18, "text": " you just get 12% damage yeah but is that even that bad no"}, {"start": 18705.38, "end": 18711.9, "text": " Can you stop clicking Gamble Augments and play TFT?"}, {"start": 18711.9, "end": 18715.06, "text": " This is not a Gamble Augment, it's just legit broken."}, {"start": 18715.06, "end": 18717.58, "text": " I don't know where the Gamble is."}, {"start": 18717.58, "end": 18719.100000000002, "text": " Where's the Gamble?"}, {"start": 18719.100000000002, "end": 18725.18, "text": " It doesn't matter what you get, you use it with the game."}, {"start": 18725.18, "end": 18732.02, "text": " Because at the end of the day, even if you can only use one emblem, okay nice, it"}, {"start": 18732.02, "end": 18734.100000000002, "text": " broke even with a T2, who cares?"}, {"start": 18734.100000000002, "end": 18740.22, "text": " Let's say you got like two trash ones, which I don't even know if there's two like primordian with no primordian on 2 1 and anima"}, {"start": 18740.22, "end": 18744.440000000002, "text": " No, anima on 2 1 you just sell your entire board open is reforged over for such it"}, {"start": 18745.38, "end": 18747.38, "text": " and the only way you get fucked is if"}, {"start": 18748.86, "end": 18754.760000000002, "text": " The only way you get fucked is if the primordian goes into anima and the anima goes into primordian I"}, {"start": 18755.980000000003, "end": 18758.180000000004, "text": " I think that that is legit the only way"}, {"start": 18764.100000000002, "end": 18769.100000000002, "text": " 5 free rerolls with a belt?"}, {"start": 18769.100000000002, "end": 18774.100000000002, "text": " I mean, if I'm making a 3 star it's going to be a..."}, {"start": 18774.100000000002, "end": 18780.100000000002, "text": " If I'm going for a 3 star it's going to be through the other one, where you get like"}, {"start": 18780.100000000002, "end": 18781.100000000002, "text": " 5 5-shears."}, {"start": 18781.100000000002, "end": 18784.100000000002, "text": " And then I'll probably go for something random 3 star again."}, {"start": 18784.100000000002, "end": 18787.100000000002, "text": " Honestly, but then I don't think my board is going to have a single 1 cost."}, {"start": 18787.100000000002, "end": 18790.100000000002, "text": " So I think I'm just going to..."}, {"start": 18790.100000000002, "end": 18801.100000000002, "text": " I could play, I could just not play Jax."}, {"start": 18813.100000000002, "end": 18817.100000000002, "text": " Voyager plus one. I don't think I'd be that guy to remember this."}, {"start": 18850.100000000002, "end": 18861.100000000002, "text": " I could also just go Bambar...oh I could go..."}, {"start": 18861.100000000002, "end": 18868.100000000002, "text": " I mean let me see what the..."}, {"start": 18868.100000000002, "end": 18886.100000000002, "text": " I can go Leonid 3 with... I'm not quite the type of guy."}, {"start": 18886.100000000002, "end": 18894.100000000002, "text": " I could go Vanguard Riven with Nunu Talon and that's just my board."}, {"start": 18894.100000000002, "end": 18896.54, "text": " Oh shit, I find a tree."}, {"start": 18896.54, "end": 18908.7, "text": " So it'd be like four Vanguard with Vanguard Riven and I flex the backline."}, {"start": 18908.7, "end": 18911.7, "text": " I could go like Allawi."}, {"start": 18911.7, "end": 18913.7, "text": " Allawi, Meetsie."}, {"start": 18913.7, "end": 18920.54, "text": " I mean, why don't I just place an eye on it?"}, {"start": 18920.54, "end": 18922.54, "text": " Why don't I just wait until I die? I don't get it."}, {"start": 18922.54, "end": 18924.54, "text": " But the thing is, I..."}, {"start": 18924.54, "end": 18926.54, "text": " What, too?"}, {"start": 18928.54, "end": 18930.54, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 18938.54, "end": 18941.54, "text": " I could also just get a Reforger and just..."}, {"start": 18941.54, "end": 18943.54, "text": " And just dip."}, {"start": 18947.54, "end": 18949.54, "text": " On the Stargazers."}, {"start": 18950.54, "end": 18952.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18956.46, "end": 18958.46, "text": " Don't be a"}, {"start": 18959.86, "end": 18961.86, "text": " Don't be a fraud"}, {"start": 18968.54, "end": 18974.86, "text": " Please tell me oh, no, it's medallion. I mean, it's not even that low key. I mean some damn game. That's pretty good"}, {"start": 18975.86, "end": 18977.86, "text": " Jax"}, {"start": 18980.54, "end": 18993.34, "text": " I'm so"}, {"start": 18993.34, "end": 19006.54, "text": " I don't even know if I want to report."}, {"start": 19006.54, "end": 19013.54, "text": " I'm pretty sure I'm going to play this. I'm calling it a day."}, {"start": 19013.54, "end": 19024.54, "text": " So I just play four Vanguard frontline? No. I think I'm going to be playing four."}, {"start": 19024.54, "end": 19046.88, "text": " But if I really slammed, I might as well just not play Jax and play 4, construct a companion"}, {"start": 19046.88, "end": 19047.88, "text": " on..."}, {"start": 19047.88, "end": 19053.88, "text": " I mean it's basically 6% damage and it's not even bad."}, {"start": 19053.88, "end": 19065.32, "text": " That's only if I get..."}, {"start": 19065.32, "end": 19075.84, "text": " I mean, 6% damage and I'm running in the belt, fuck it."}, {"start": 19075.84, "end": 19091.84, "text": " Okay, should I just report Stargazer then?"}, {"start": 19091.84, "end": 19096.84, "text": " And I can..."}, {"start": 19096.84, "end": 19099.84, "text": " Does this even do anything?"}, {"start": 19099.84, "end": 19106.84, "text": " Why is there no 5 without um?"}, {"start": 19106.84, "end": 19121.84, "text": " Am I just playing a corky on my board?"}, {"start": 19121.84, "end": 19127.24, "text": " I'm just playing a corky on my board"}, {"start": 19135.74, "end": 19140.88, "text": " My team does not have a single item and I have a DB so there's a forge DB"}, {"start": 19151.84, "end": 19159.84, "text": " I probably shouldn't have reforged it last turn. I also need to reforge the Stargate to a plus one."}, {"start": 19159.84, "end": 19167.84, "text": " I don't want to reforge the Rod, though. I probably shouldn't have reforged it last turn. I should have done it last turn. I'm actually trolling."}, {"start": 19167.84, "end": 19169.84, "text": " I don't play like a truck to Kali"}, {"start": 19193.84, "end": 19195.84, "text": " I'm sure the team is gonna do something"}, {"start": 19195.84, "end": 19197.84, "text": " but I give him a light up"}, {"start": 19200.84, "end": 19202.84, "text": " 5 free rolls"}, {"start": 19214.84, "end": 19216.84, "text": " I don't even want to go in through though"}, {"start": 19216.84, "end": 19241.16, "text": " I think I'd rather have Varus, always."}, {"start": 19241.16, "end": 19262.06, "text": " Am I just double removing because I want this rod I just I am an idiot no I'm an"}, {"start": 19262.06, "end": 19268.62, "text": " idiot because I just realized I have to double remove again no I'm an idiot I"}, {"start": 19268.62, "end": 19270.62, "text": " I'm an idiot."}, {"start": 19275.92, "end": 19281.879999999997, "text": " Unless I want to sell one too. I'm an idiot. I'm out of removers."}, {"start": 19284.52, "end": 19286.52, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 19290.16, "end": 19294.8, "text": " No, I don't want to reforge the talent. I want to reforge the Stargazer plus one as well. Oh"}, {"start": 19294.8, "end": 19301.8, "text": " Oh my! I mean it's fine, I still have two more, right? Because I'm getting, I still have three."}, {"start": 19301.8, "end": 19305.8, "text": " But you can't put Stargazer on the Talon."}, {"start": 19305.8, "end": 19311.8, "text": " And I want to, and I need to just, I got one around, I need to just stop trolling."}, {"start": 19354.8, "end": 19361.8, "text": " I mean, it's just gonna be TF."}, {"start": 19384.8, "end": 19386.8, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 19414.8, "end": 19440.28, "text": " I go, what's better, Gintsu, Guardbreaker, Play-Around, Gintsu, Guardbreaker, Morillo."}, {"start": 19440.28, "end": 19441.36, "text": " I can also go dashers."}, {"start": 19443.76, "end": 19445.1, "text": " I don't need anti-heal, fuck that."}, {"start": 19446.76, "end": 19447.76, "text": " I'm running out of removers."}, {"start": 19451.92, "end": 19453.6, "text": " I mean, I'm not going to Merlo on this guy, I don't know what's wrong."}, {"start": 19465.0, "end": 19466.28, "text": " I don't even know what I'm rolling for."}, {"start": 19470.28, "end": 19472.28, "text": " I think I am fucked"}, {"start": 19491.239999999998, "end": 19493.239999999998, "text": " I mean I can salvage the"}, {"start": 19500.28, "end": 19507.28, "text": " let's pray for a vanguard craze"}, {"start": 19537.28, "end": 19553.28, "text": " Vanguard, Starax, Gargoyle, Primordian on Sharkfarms with the HV, 4 feet, and the Miel and Centipurpy."}, {"start": 19597.28, "end": 19609.6, "text": " I'm rolling for a milio that's it"}, {"start": 19609.6, "end": 19618.16, "text": " one two I mean I remember up three"}, {"start": 19618.16, "end": 19625.48, "text": " three I'm pretty sure I need to play"}, {"start": 19625.48, "end": 19631.86, "text": " Oh shit, I'm pretty sure I need to play atrox this game, and not play Grades, like it's"}, {"start": 19631.86, "end": 19634.7, "text": " supposed to be atrox plus..."}, {"start": 19634.7, "end": 19647.739999999998, "text": " I mean my board is going to be good at level 9, but I have no shred, I have no anti-heal,"}, {"start": 19647.739999999998, "end": 19652.06, "text": " and I have no, and I have to go Varus or I'm screwed."}, {"start": 19652.06, "end": 19665.260000000002, "text": " I have no anti-heal, no shred, no anti-hem, I have nothing, I got straight up nothing."}, {"start": 19665.260000000002, "end": 19669.620000000003, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 19669.620000000003, "end": 19677.06, "text": " But I can also just sell this at 9, and then I can go like Vanguard Graves too, that doesn't"}, {"start": 19677.06, "end": 19679.06, "text": " even do anything."}, {"start": 19679.06, "end": 19681.06, "text": " on me"}, {"start": 19682.260000000002, "end": 19684.260000000002, "text": " on me"}, {"start": 19684.34, "end": 19686.34, "text": " what the fuck is this"}, {"start": 19697.620000000003, "end": 19699.620000000003, "text": " i was actually good later"}, {"start": 19702.02, "end": 19704.02, "text": " should i check this ono"}, {"start": 19704.58, "end": 19706.58, "text": " here's a dhp one"}, {"start": 19739.06, "end": 19759.06, "text": " I mean, he's not healthy, why don't you just stack two more?"}, {"start": 19759.06, "end": 19765.260000000002, "text": " I mean, ideally, I'm just going to frontline this and then just give it- wait, I just frontline"}, {"start": 19765.260000000002, "end": 19772.260000000002, "text": " it and I just give it to Staraq plus what's it called right?"}, {"start": 19776.460000000003, "end": 19783.460000000003, "text": " If I'd be leo-ing that could have gone to some extra gold and rolls."}, {"start": 19825.260000000002, "end": 19827.260000000002, "text": " DB Spark."}, {"start": 19829.06, "end": 19831.06, "text": " I mean that's pretty good."}, {"start": 19843.38, "end": 19845.58, "text": " Is there a Milio? No."}, {"start": 19855.260000000002, "end": 19868.980000000003, "text": " I mean, it's fine. It's fine. I mean, the DV is not even good because I have a spark,"}, {"start": 19868.980000000003, "end": 19877.38, "text": " but I mean, there's no greats when it's strong in the room too. I can also just drop, drop."}, {"start": 19877.38, "end": 19885.960000000003, "text": " I just don't have money I mean no matter what I make this is this spot is it's terrible"}, {"start": 19885.960000000003, "end": 19894.82, "text": " I'm not even kidding though if I help Millio on my roll down I don't even think my spot"}, {"start": 19894.82, "end": 19899.82, "text": " What is that bad?"}, {"start": 19899.82, "end": 19904.82, "text": " I have no anti-heal."}, {"start": 19904.82, "end": 19908.82, "text": " Jack's through it."}, {"start": 19908.82, "end": 19913.82, "text": " Jack's through it."}, {"start": 19913.82, "end": 19942.82, "text": " I'm rolling once, fasty on that's pretty good."}, {"start": 19942.82, "end": 19948.5, "text": " Fiora? Fiora Yi. Is that good?"}, {"start": 19957.34, "end": 19963.54, "text": " Mili-Yoke. No, if I can, if I can even say, oh great I'm fighting Fiora. I'm by my"}, {"start": 19963.54, "end": 19966.66, "text": " sack when I saved nine gold. That's not gonna be the difference of anything"}, {"start": 19966.66, "end": 19973.06, "text": " man maybe I can save one HP and get a place"}, {"start": 20003.06, "end": 20005.06, "text": " 9 HP diff"}, {"start": 20010.06, "end": 20013.06, "text": " I mean, honestly this gets the bonus as well, it's not even bad"}, {"start": 20015.06, "end": 20016.06, "text": " Yeah, fuck it!"}, {"start": 20017.06, "end": 20018.06, "text": " Wait?"}, {"start": 20024.06, "end": 20025.06, "text": " Yeah, fuck it"}, {"start": 20025.06, "end": 20027.06, "text": " There's also a shim in there"}, {"start": 20033.06, "end": 20040.06, "text": " This brings the team into the trap."}, {"start": 20044.06, "end": 20051.06, "text": " This is the saddest crisis of all time, holy shit."}, {"start": 20052.06, "end": 20057.06, "text": " I don't know who I think."}, {"start": 20057.06, "end": 20059.06, "text": " Look at my board."}, {"start": 20059.06, "end": 20062.06, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 20062.06, "end": 20064.06, "text": " I got anti-kill, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 20076.06, "end": 20078.06, "text": " I just realized"}, {"start": 20079.5, "end": 20084.460000000003, "text": " I can't even buy the Blitzkrieg because I upgraded my fucking what's it called"}, {"start": 20087.58, "end": 20089.58, "text": " Also"}, {"start": 20092.06, "end": 20102.06, "text": " I think I mean if I lose this run I'm dead so I think I need some pass."}, {"start": 20122.06, "end": 20133.5, "text": " My board is ass just look at my board"}, {"start": 20152.06, "end": 20156.54, "text": " I mean they fold the fucking primordian."}, {"start": 20156.54, "end": 20162.82, "text": " I mean I could have just full opened and then re-rolled and then that way I'm not setting"}, {"start": 20162.82, "end": 20164.82, "text": " my items and I just play towards Leblanc."}, {"start": 20164.82, "end": 20169.940000000002, "text": " You know my game was probably a guaranteed top 4."}, {"start": 20169.940000000002, "end": 20173.34, "text": " Like I can just ditch, I should just ditch the Stargazer instead of trying to use that"}, {"start": 20173.34, "end": 20174.34, "text": " shit."}, {"start": 20174.34, "end": 20179.06, "text": " I'm like, wait why is there no like 5 Medallion or something?"}, {"start": 20179.06, "end": 20180.06, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 20184.06, "end": 20185.06, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 20189.06, "end": 20198.06, "text": " Or like, how come shouldn't Stargazers benefit more from the Damage Amp?"}, {"start": 20199.06, "end": 20204.06, "text": " Because then in Medallion, what the fuck is the point of Stargazer plus one? I don't understand."}, {"start": 20204.06, "end": 20212.06, "text": " A unit with Stargazer and a unit without Stargazer is straight up no difference."}, {"start": 20212.06, "end": 20216.06, "text": " Like you know in the other ones the Stargazer gained more bonus, why is it different in Medallion?"}, {"start": 20216.06, "end": 20223.06, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 20223.06, "end": 20226.06, "text": " What the fuck is Stargazer?"}, {"start": 20226.06, "end": 20230.06, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 20230.06, "end": 20235.06, "text": " Thank you, he's right, thank you."}, {"start": 20235.06, "end": 20236.960000000003, "text": " Trainwreck's father."}, {"start": 20236.960000000003, "end": 20248.74, "text": " Also bro, I was playing Valorant with Goblin Songs, Phoenix, Sarah, and Prestavint, and"}, {"start": 20248.74, "end": 20256.7, "text": " we ran into the five sack of prod, Subrosa's girlfriend, Trainwreck's, and some other, and"}, {"start": 20256.7, "end": 20263.7, "text": " the entire time these guys are just sitting there accusing us of stream sniping."}, {"start": 20263.7, "end": 20265.7, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20265.7, "end": 20267.7, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20267.7, "end": 20271.7, "text": " And I was just sitting there just getting fucking rage baited or what?"}, {"start": 20271.7, "end": 20275.7, "text": " And how the fuck?"}, {"start": 20275.7, "end": 20279.7, "text": " You think we're gonna sit there and stream snipe?"}, {"start": 20279.7, "end": 20280.7, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 20280.7, "end": 20281.7, "text": " How did I know?"}, {"start": 20281.7, "end": 20283.7, "text": " Because they're just all chatting the entire game."}, {"start": 20283.7, "end": 20290.5, "text": " Crazy! Crazy how I hide my screen and we don't run into the stack anymore!"}, {"start": 20290.5, "end": 20291.7, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 20291.7, "end": 20294.7, "text": " Bro, that is rage bait."}, {"start": 20294.7, "end": 20296.7, "text": " That actually, holy fuck, I got God."}, {"start": 20296.7, "end": 20299.7, "text": " I never even fucking chatted, but I was just chatting away."}, {"start": 20299.7, "end": 20302.7, "text": " I was just like, holy fucking shit, how the fuck are you..."}, {"start": 20302.7, "end": 20305.7, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 20305.7, "end": 20309.7, "text": " And then after they were still convinced."}, {"start": 20309.7, "end": 20315.7, "text": " I because they're all on stream remote so I don't know I mean I don't know who the fuck they are and then after I went in and they're"}, {"start": 20315.7, "end": 20321.260000000002, "text": " All just sitting there. They're just sitting there complaining about stream sniping. It's fucking cringe"}, {"start": 20321.260000000002, "end": 20325.74, "text": " It is and then the Rose and Joins call. He's like, oh shit. It's so true. Oh"}, {"start": 20326.66, "end": 20333.18, "text": " My and then he was basically vouching for us that we're not gonna be fucking stream sniping man who the"}, {"start": 20334.260000000002, "end": 20336.260000000002, "text": " We just play ballerina"}, {"start": 20336.260000000002, "end": 20347.260000000002, "text": " But anyways, that's just a side story that happened like a month ago or something."}, {"start": 20347.260000000002, "end": 20353.260000000002, "text": " Oh, I'm good at it."}, {"start": 20353.260000000002, "end": 20358.260000000002, "text": " Oh, I'm good at it."}, {"start": 20358.260000000002, "end": 20359.260000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 20359.260000000002, "end": 20363.260000000002, "text": " You know what's cringe?"}, {"start": 20363.260000000002, "end": 20379.260000000002, "text": " When I tune into a Valorant streamer, I'm not saying stream sniping doesn't happen, but I feel like a lot of times, if you play bad, it's not stream sniping, you just play bad."}, {"start": 20379.260000000002, "end": 20386.86, "text": " Like, I don't get it, like they're just sitting there hard-stucked fucking immortal 3 and just"}, {"start": 20386.86, "end": 20391.58, "text": " accusing every possible fucking mishap to be stream sniping."}, {"start": 20391.58, "end": 20394.420000000002, "text": " And I'm just sitting there, how is that stream sniping?"}, {"start": 20394.420000000002, "end": 20395.420000000002, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 20395.420000000002, "end": 20397.420000000002, "text": " He spanned the smoke?"}, {"start": 20397.420000000002, "end": 20398.420000000002, "text": " Ho!"}, {"start": 20398.420000000002, "end": 20399.420000000002, "text": " Damn!"}, {"start": 20399.420000000002, "end": 20401.74, "text": " Guess I mean, I can't do that!"}, {"start": 20401.74, "end": 20402.74, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 20402.74, "end": 20403.74, "text": " Oh my..."}, {"start": 20403.74, "end": 20408.22, "text": " I'm not saying, I'm not saying Prod doesn't get stream sniped, cause I actually, I mean"}, {"start": 20408.22, "end": 20409.9, "text": " and some of the shit that happens to them,"}, {"start": 20409.9, "end": 20411.100000000002, "text": " that shit's egregious."}, {"start": 20411.100000000002, "end": 20413.74, "text": " Like some of the shit that actually happens is egregious."}, {"start": 20413.74, "end": 20416.7, "text": " But like if you're sitting in a smoke and you get spam,"}, {"start": 20416.7, "end": 20418.34, "text": " how is that stream sniped?"}, {"start": 20421.460000000003, "end": 20424.74, "text": " Like if your late lurk just randomly gets hard cleared,"}, {"start": 20424.74, "end": 20426.34, "text": " that's probably a stream snipe."}, {"start": 20426.34, "end": 20429.620000000003, "text": " But I feel like if you're complaining about stream snipe,"}, {"start": 20429.620000000003, "end": 20434.260000000002, "text": " because they're holding, like they're on an off angle"}, {"start": 20434.260000000002, "end": 20435.620000000003, "text": " and you walked into an off angle"}, {"start": 20435.620000000003, "end": 20436.780000000002, "text": " and got your head taken off,"}, {"start": 20436.780000000002, "end": 20437.98, "text": " that's not stream snipe."}, {"start": 20437.98, "end": 20442.98, "text": " Maybe next time you don't fucking, you don't walk into it and just, I don't, I don't fucking know."}, {"start": 20446.38, "end": 20449.54, "text": " Valorant players complain more than TFD players. Yes, man."}, {"start": 20467.98, "end": 20469.98, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 20478.48, "end": 20479.48, "text": " Wait, hold on."}, {"start": 20479.98, "end": 20481.98, "text": " Let me... I haven't showed you..."}, {"start": 20483.48, "end": 20484.48, "text": " My, uh..."}, {"start": 20484.98, "end": 20485.98, "text": " My..."}, {"start": 20486.48, "end": 20487.48, "text": " My clip..."}, {"start": 20488.48, "end": 20490.48, "text": " The monthly best clip of my life."}, {"start": 20490.98, "end": 20491.98, "text": " Gigi, sir."}, {"start": 20494.48, "end": 20495.48, "text": " Gigi! Gigi!"}, {"start": 20495.98, "end": 20497.48, "text": " Who the fuck is this guy?"}, {"start": 20497.98, "end": 20504.98, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 20504.98, "end": 20511.98, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 20511.98, "end": 20513.98, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 20513.98, "end": 20515.98, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 20527.98, "end": 20551.98, "text": " Let me see if there's a let me have some let me see if I have some recent clips."}, {"start": 20551.98, "end": 20553.98, "text": " Probably not."}, {"start": 20553.98, "end": 20555.98, "text": " tomorrow's the last of my words. Nope, not that."}, {"start": 20555.98, "end": 20585.78, "text": " Bro, Killjoy is so fun to play."}, {"start": 20585.78, "end": 20591.219999999998, "text": " I just realized bro, I need to play some ballerin actually kj that champ"}, {"start": 20593.02, "end": 20595.02, "text": " Goddamn"}, {"start": 20598.1, "end": 20601.62, "text": " It's so fun I don't even know why"}, {"start": 20615.78, "end": 20640.18, "text": " I have one play with KJ. I play Pearl and I put my turn on top of that box at the bottom"}, {"start": 20640.18, "end": 20646.44, "text": " of art and then in the moment the bot makes the noise I just sleep and then get"}, {"start": 20646.44, "end": 20653.16, "text": " this be adjusted be adjusted next time you you you put this you put the bot"}, {"start": 20653.16, "end": 20656.56, "text": " there at the same place and instead of swinging off of that you just you just"}, {"start": 20656.56, "end": 20666.56, "text": " sit close art with a nova Gigi Gigi man kids once fuck that's my only play"}, {"start": 20666.56, "end": 20679.32, "text": " Early Learning's Money, Hungry, Tear Glove, Kale, Echo."}, {"start": 20679.32, "end": 20686.32, "text": " learnings into Ezreal Re-roll?"}, {"start": 20698.18, "end": 20702.38, "text": " It is Kale for I- oh shit."}, {"start": 20702.38, "end": 20704.38, "text": " I'm pretty sure it's because we lost a lobby, I can't."}, {"start": 20711.38, "end": 20712.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20713.38, "end": 20715.38, "text": " So what happens if I don't find..."}, {"start": 20717.88, "end": 20718.88, "text": " Okay, nice."}, {"start": 20719.38, "end": 20720.38, "text": " I'm gonna move into the charge, it's really important."}, {"start": 20720.38, "end": 20721.88, "text": " Because I can roll once on three."}, {"start": 20721.88, "end": 20725.38, "text": " What happens if the trap doesn't give me Cho'Gath and Ezreal?"}, {"start": 20725.88, "end": 20727.38, "text": " I'm just eight."}, {"start": 20727.38, "end": 20737.38, "text": " Also, what even is the most important item in this column?"}, {"start": 20737.38, "end": 20745.06, "text": " I mean, don't worry about the stats, since that's our fake."}, {"start": 20745.06, "end": 20750.620000000003, "text": " These are the stats, but the thing is that's not with early learnings, like Gargoyle plus"}, {"start": 20750.62, "end": 20773.42, "text": " of this ish and then shogunite is good one roll gg on the one show gap I mean I"}, {"start": 20773.420000000002, "end": 20775.600000000002, "text": " And I can gain a roll but then I lose."}, {"start": 20775.600000000002, "end": 20777.100000000002, "text": " Do you care about Ruxi3?"}, {"start": 20780.600000000002, "end": 20781.920000000002, "text": " Probably not, right?"}, {"start": 20781.920000000002, "end": 20783.920000000002, "text": " You have your items?"}, {"start": 20800.72, "end": 20801.88, "text": " And then what even is the board?"}, {"start": 20801.88, "end": 20803.88, "text": " Is it just vertical..."}, {"start": 20804.88, "end": 20807.88, "text": " Trodo stacks on cats not just kill? Wait, really?"}, {"start": 20813.88, "end": 20817.88, "text": " Oh, what the fuck? GG! GG!"}, {"start": 20822.88, "end": 20824.88, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 20831.88, "end": 20836.7, "text": " Uh, oh yeah, what's what's the board?"}, {"start": 20838.2, "end": 20844.22, "text": " Can someone help me like is this just vertical bruiser plus or is it"}, {"start": 20861.88, "end": 20870.0, "text": " And it's four timebreaker four timebreaker. It's vertical timeblower"}, {"start": 20874.280000000002, "end": 20879.64, "text": " It's four timebreaker, please four brawler four timebreaker, okay"}, {"start": 20879.64, "end": 20893.64, "text": " Alright, well this is the game right here, this is actually the game."}, {"start": 20893.64, "end": 20906.84, "text": " I just need items, so don't get items on me."}, {"start": 20906.84, "end": 20913.32, "text": " This is the end, genie!"}, {"start": 20913.32, "end": 20916.32, "text": " My lord!"}, {"start": 20916.32, "end": 20918.32, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 20918.32, "end": 20920.32, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 20920.32, "end": 20922.32, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 20922.32, "end": 20924.32, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 20940.32, "end": 20942.32, "text": " I'm going to beat him a little bit, let's talk to him."}, {"start": 20942.32, "end": 20949.32, "text": " I can't be on two."}, {"start": 20949.32, "end": 20956.32, "text": " One more."}, {"start": 20956.32, "end": 20971.32, "text": " Great, and then I love to guess I'm going to fight this guy."}, {"start": 20972.12, "end": 20973.62, "text": " Okay, can I pivot?"}, {"start": 20975.62, "end": 20977.72, "text": " But what the fuck am I even pivoting into?"}, {"start": 21001.32, "end": 21021.239999999998, "text": " I'm sure I'm not fighting that guy"}, {"start": 21021.24, "end": 21030.04, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 21030.04, "end": 21048.72, "text": " This guy's re-rolling, uh, I don't understand how this can be my board."}, {"start": 21048.72, "end": 21063.36, "text": " Oh, I can, oh I can pivot into Milio T.F., and I, I, I, I just sac early lorries, I mean"}, {"start": 21063.36, "end": 21064.36, "text": " it's still combat."}, {"start": 21064.36, "end": 21070.84, "text": " Or, I'm not Milio T.F., uh, Milio, Milio Lululu, Pantheon, with three Pantheon."}, {"start": 21070.84, "end": 21075.800000000003, "text": " I mean, I don't have a single copy of, of Cho'Gath or Ezreal."}, {"start": 21075.800000000003, "end": 21076.800000000003, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 21076.8, "end": 21084.399999999998, "text": " I already rolled like three times I have I've gotten a total of"}, {"start": 21136.8, "end": 21146.8, "text": " Okay, I mean that's not even bad."}, {"start": 21146.8, "end": 21154.16, "text": " I'm pretty sure you need Gargoyle or Zed."}, {"start": 21154.16, "end": 21156.28, "text": " And then I have Bow Bow, Tear of Glove."}, {"start": 21156.28, "end": 21160.28, "text": " I mean I also pretty sure you need Redemption or Zed."}, {"start": 21160.28, "end": 21161.28, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 21161.28, "end": 21166.079999999998, "text": " I mean this doesn't even look bad."}, {"start": 21196.08, "end": 21203.600000000002, "text": " BFL cut electric charge is electric charge good in chugat or should I just"}, {"start": 21203.600000000002, "end": 21206.600000000002, "text": " go for a turn item"}, {"start": 21214.08, "end": 21223.0, "text": " I can go aegis of dust for an item for 70 mr 400 HP that's pretty good I see that"}, {"start": 21223.0, "end": 21235.8, "text": " item and let me drop this Gragas all right I mean it's actually looks pretty good"}, {"start": 21235.8, "end": 21243.92, "text": " which will get so I even go can't be on three I mean I actually have some"}, {"start": 21243.920000000002, "end": 21255.440000000002, "text": " copies. How does damage MP good on this build? Oh, I don't get it. You're not even healing"}, {"start": 21255.440000000002, "end": 21265.960000000003, "text": " the fucking Jogas. Oh my god. Okay. Well, I'm pretty sure after, like, I'm pretty sure"}, {"start": 21265.96, "end": 21268.96, "text": " This is gonna be actually broken if I hit it at a reasonable pace."}, {"start": 21271.96, "end": 21272.96, "text": " I think."}, {"start": 21280.96, "end": 21282.96, "text": " One goal. Okay?"}, {"start": 21282.96, "end": 21284.96, "text": " I mean I am hitting at a reasonable pace."}, {"start": 21286.96, "end": 21290.96, "text": " That's pretty good. I had two copies, two copies, and now I'm at six copies, five copies."}, {"start": 21290.96, "end": 21308.52, "text": " 6 copies, 5 copies, and yeah."}, {"start": 21308.52, "end": 21310.52, "text": " Why does he look so strong?"}, {"start": 21320.72, "end": 21325.16, "text": " Also, I didn't even know Chogat only gains HP if he casts."}, {"start": 21326.52, "end": 21327.52, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 21327.52, "end": 21329.52, "text": " He doesn't even need to, uh..."}, {"start": 21333.02, "end": 21335.02, "text": " He doesn't even need to kill the unit, I don't know that."}, {"start": 21335.02, "end": 21348.02, "text": " If I go 8, I only lose 25 LP. Who the fuck cares?"}, {"start": 21348.02, "end": 21364.02, "text": " Tom Ketch. I mean that has me pretty good, right?"}, {"start": 21394.02, "end": 21405.86, "text": " Alright, if I lose the Nesraun and I see one more Chogan, I'm just going to send him to"}, {"start": 21405.86, "end": 21407.86, "text": " like it"}, {"start": 21435.86, "end": 21454.66, "text": " So why do I have three Ezreal's total?"}, {"start": 21454.66, "end": 21456.14, "text": " Can this hatch Ezreal?"}, {"start": 21456.14, "end": 21460.9, "text": " Oh, I don't even- I got it-"}, {"start": 21460.9, "end": 21462.9, "text": " Ah, shit."}, {"start": 21466.58, "end": 21468.58, "text": " Ah, shit."}, {"start": 21476.66, "end": 21479.86, "text": " Wait, you can hatch Ezreal too, though? Really?"}, {"start": 21483.7, "end": 21485.7, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 21490.9, "end": 21496.420000000002, "text": " I mean I'm actually pretty strong also this this one is really good because now I'm back to uh even"}, {"start": 21496.420000000002, "end": 21500.100000000002, "text": " automatically even in a meta vhs game"}, {"start": 21501.940000000002, "end": 21504.100000000002, "text": " honestly"}, {"start": 21515.940000000002, "end": 21518.100000000002, "text": " I'm kind of out of breath right now"}, {"start": 21520.9, "end": 21529.940000000002, "text": " Alright, well I'm about to send it and then I'm gonna get Milio 3 and it's gonna have"}, {"start": 21529.940000000002, "end": 21530.940000000002, "text": " items."}, {"start": 21530.940000000002, "end": 21534.34, "text": " It's gonna be Red buff Milio with IUDF plus 3 and then it's Kale so I'm gonna have"}, {"start": 21534.34, "end": 21535.34, "text": " items."}, {"start": 21535.34, "end": 21541.18, "text": " And then if I make it to a Briven plus a Jhin, I'm pretty sure yours win out."}, {"start": 21541.18, "end": 21542.18, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 21542.18, "end": 21543.18, "text": " Bow."}, {"start": 21543.18, "end": 21544.18, "text": " Bell."}, {"start": 21544.18, "end": 21545.18, "text": " Bo?"}, {"start": 21546.68, "end": 21547.68, "text": " Bel?"}, {"start": 21554.18, "end": 21556.68, "text": " I mean I can go National 2 GA plus"}, {"start": 21556.68, "end": 21557.68, "text": " Bo, Bel, DF"}, {"start": 21566.68, "end": 21568.68, "text": " Let me roll to uh, 40"}, {"start": 21574.18, "end": 21583.06, "text": " Okay Ezreal 3 that's pretty good it's the gigalwiss"}, {"start": 21586.9, "end": 21590.3, "text": " I'm sorry I'm too curious"}, {"start": 21594.18, "end": 21598.260000000002, "text": " Rob plus what's it called"}, {"start": 21604.18, "end": 21609.5, "text": " How is it just dead instantly?"}, {"start": 21609.5, "end": 21616.18, "text": " I'm just saying Dan's Cho'Gath was way tankier than whatever the fuck that was."}, {"start": 21616.18, "end": 21622.18, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 21622.18, "end": 21624.18, "text": " URF."}, {"start": 21624.18, "end": 21626.18, "text": " Milio?"}, {"start": 21626.18, "end": 21633.14, "text": " Okay, I'm one off, and that's pretty good."}, {"start": 21633.14, "end": 21636.14, "text": " I can actually go salvage mid and reforge, not really, I mean it's not..."}, {"start": 21637.899999999998, "end": 21639.899999999998, "text": " Darth Star's fat is broken."}, {"start": 21651.3, "end": 21652.3, "text": " Side effects."}, {"start": 21654.62, "end": 21659.12, "text": " Yeah, let me just take URF for a plus one, and that's not even a plus one because I don't even have to be S.A."}, {"start": 21660.26, "end": 21662.26, "text": " Okay, how do I get anti-armor?"}, {"start": 21662.260000000002, "end": 21664.260000000002, "text": " Well, I'll get it eventually, right?"}, {"start": 21672.260000000002, "end": 21674.260000000002, "text": " Wait, how do you even make a Dark Star Spat?"}, {"start": 21675.260000000002, "end": 21676.260000000002, "text": " Yes, Lord."}, {"start": 21692.260000000002, "end": 21697.260000000002, "text": " I think I'm losing to Zoe too, Gale."}, {"start": 21697.260000000002, "end": 21702.260000000002, "text": " But I'm like, I'm actually scaling."}, {"start": 21702.260000000002, "end": 21704.260000000002, "text": " Wait, no, no, no, I'm telling you?"}, {"start": 21704.260000000002, "end": 21705.260000000002, "text": " Oh, I'm about to win out."}, {"start": 21705.260000000002, "end": 21706.260000000002, "text": " This is actually a guarantee first."}, {"start": 21706.260000000002, "end": 21707.260000000002, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 21707.260000000002, "end": 21712.260000000002, "text": " This looks like an eighth, but this is actually a guarantee first."}, {"start": 21712.260000000002, "end": 21717.260000000002, "text": " Two rolls for free."}, {"start": 21718.260000000002, "end": 21720.260000000002, "text": " One"}, {"start": 21723.06, "end": 21725.500000000004, "text": " Two, okay water the one of old past"}, {"start": 21732.9, "end": 21738.54, "text": " Also, how do I even get six I mean next turn I can I can get oh"}, {"start": 21740.86, "end": 21742.86, "text": " Shit, I think I just lost with Zoe to"}, {"start": 21747.260000000002, "end": 21749.260000000002, "text": " That's what"}, {"start": 21758.660000000003, "end": 21760.840000000004, "text": " Oh, I'm actually getting a ceiling though, okay"}, {"start": 21771.420000000002, "end": 21774.780000000002, "text": " I'm pretty sure I should be playing the fucking a truss on my board or no"}, {"start": 21774.78, "end": 21779.42, "text": " like how are like malchai atrox like how the fuck are you are you supposed to get antie"}, {"start": 21786.379999999997, "end": 21789.899999999998, "text": " i will bring justice to this like like like you play malchai plus"}, {"start": 21797.739999999998, "end": 21800.86, "text": " you play malchai plus atrox and then that way you can"}, {"start": 21804.78, "end": 21813.78, "text": " I mean, I have to just hit this."}, {"start": 21813.78, "end": 21814.78, "text": " What is atrox?"}, {"start": 21814.78, "end": 21817.78, "text": " I mean, I don't even think I can play it though."}, {"start": 21817.78, "end": 21818.78, "text": " 28?"}, {"start": 21818.78, "end": 21820.78, "text": " I have to level this wall, man."}, {"start": 21820.78, "end": 21821.78, "text": " Hello!"}, {"start": 21821.78, "end": 21822.78, "text": " Okay, nice."}, {"start": 21822.78, "end": 21827.78, "text": " And now I just level through this with something to speak."}, {"start": 21827.78, "end": 21828.78, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 21828.78, "end": 21829.78, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 21829.78, "end": 21831.78, "text": " Rodglove, play around Cloak."}, {"start": 21831.78, "end": 21833.78, "text": " Happy event, Road."}, {"start": 21833.78, "end": 21838.78, "text": " Am I playing time? Whatever the fuck? No?"}, {"start": 21838.78, "end": 21840.78, "text": " Die, too."}, {"start": 21840.78, "end": 21864.68, "text": " It's actually close actually close"}, {"start": 21870.78, "end": 21885.78, "text": " I have no anti-MR."}, {"start": 21885.78, "end": 21892.579999999998, "text": " Okay if I can survive, because I can go even shroud, last item Ezreal moved the natural"}, {"start": 21892.579999999998, "end": 21893.98, "text": " tooth over here."}, {"start": 21893.98, "end": 21898.46, "text": " If I can survive and I get a radiant item, I'm pretty sure I actually went out."}, {"start": 21898.46, "end": 21901.34, "text": " No, no, please, please, please."}, {"start": 21901.34, "end": 21903.34, "text": " I'm actually about to win out."}, {"start": 21903.34, "end": 21905.42, "text": " Please, please, please."}, {"start": 21905.42, "end": 21907.34, "text": " Please, please, please."}, {"start": 21907.34, "end": 21913.48, "text": " Okay, surely I can beat Victor too, right?"}, {"start": 21913.48, "end": 21918.239999999998, "text": " It's not that no shred at all."}, {"start": 21918.239999999998, "end": 21924.02, "text": " Oh, here's some anti-heal."}, {"start": 21924.02, "end": 21933.94, "text": " Okay, okay"}, {"start": 21939.94, "end": 21943.78, "text": " And then I just need a ribbon in GG"}, {"start": 21946.62, "end": 21948.62, "text": " I mean that's pretty good"}, {"start": 21950.260000000002, "end": 21952.260000000002, "text": " Radiant GG"}, {"start": 21954.02, "end": 21960.82, "text": " I mean, that means I should just carry this piece of shit and just give give that"}, {"start": 21960.82, "end": 21970.18, "text": " all the items. And then 56 to level. I have two free rolls for a ribbon."}, {"start": 21977.38, "end": 21981.14, "text": " Because I can just sell this piece of shit. Now watch this. Just watch this shit."}, {"start": 21981.14, "end": 21982.14, "text": " GG!"}, {"start": 21988.42, "end": 21989.42, "text": " GG!"}, {"start": 22000.8, "end": 22004.62, "text": " I got two Bastion and that's pretty good, but I can play like Riven plus, uh,"}, {"start": 22005.62, "end": 22007.82, "text": " Riven plus Jhin, like a sniper."}, {"start": 22007.82, "end": 22010.82, "text": " Because if someone doesn't even do anything, I don't know if they do anything either."}, {"start": 22041.14, "end": 22054.68, "text": " It's actually close like if I found a ribbon, I actually win this game"}, {"start": 22054.68, "end": 22059.68, "text": " I don't care that."}, {"start": 22059.68, "end": 22064.68, "text": " I don't care that."}, {"start": 22064.68, "end": 22069.68, "text": " Low key."}, {"start": 22069.68, "end": 22074.68, "text": " Bro, you guys are saying demoted as if it's even a bad thing. Listen."}, {"start": 22074.68, "end": 22078.68, "text": " Listen."}, {"start": 22078.68, "end": 22083.68, "text": " When you go eight, how much LP do you lose?"}, {"start": 22083.68, "end": 22091.24, "text": " probably like 50. How much LP did I just lose? I don't know I do I really have"}, {"start": 22091.24, "end": 22098.12, "text": " to spell this out for you guys? How much LP did I just lose? 25. So how much LP"}, {"start": 22098.12, "end": 22106.8, "text": " did I gain? 25. How much LP like or what place gains 25 LP? Probably like a 2.5."}, {"start": 22106.8, "end": 22109.8, "text": " What did I just place? 2.5."}, {"start": 22115.8, "end": 22117.8, "text": " So I really have to spell it out. I don't get it."}, {"start": 22118.8, "end": 22121.8, "text": " That's not how it works. That's literally how it works."}, {"start": 22121.8, "end": 22141.04, "text": " I think I've gained 500 LPM Master's, don't worry solace I'm coming."}, {"start": 22141.04, "end": 22145.04, "text": " No every single set I'm telling you it's just without fail."}, {"start": 22145.04, "end": 22149.48, "text": " The moment I hit Master's, oh I will be sitting there for a good week."}, {"start": 22149.48, "end": 22150.32, "text": " You're back."}, {"start": 22179.48, "end": 22181.54, "text": " you"}, {"start": 22239.48, "end": 22241.54, "text": " you"}, {"start": 22269.48, "end": 22271.54, "text": " you"}, {"start": 22299.48, "end": 22325.04, "text": " I just peed for two minutes straight."}, {"start": 22325.04, "end": 22335.04, "text": " These fucking pants, these fucking pants that I bought don't have like a zipper, so you actually have to like take off your fucking pants just to pee."}, {"start": 22335.04, "end": 22339.04, "text": " I don't get it. I mean, they're $15."}, {"start": 22344.04, "end": 22346.04, "text": " That's most pants? Wait, really?"}, {"start": 22348.04, "end": 22351.04, "text": " Wait, really? I feel like most pants that I buy always have like a zipper."}, {"start": 22351.04, "end": 22353.04, "text": " Yes?"}, {"start": 22353.04, "end": 22355.04, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 22355.04, "end": 22357.04, "text": " No, like actually, wait, really?"}, {"start": 22365.04, "end": 22367.04, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 22367.04, "end": 22369.04, "text": " Most pants?"}, {"start": 22381.04, "end": 22389.84, "text": " oh wait honestly you're right it's just I think these pens are like more tight so"}, {"start": 22389.84, "end": 22393.36, "text": " then you have to like you can't like pull"}, {"start": 22393.36, "end": 22395.36, "text": " oh dear"}, {"start": 22411.04, "end": 22436.04, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22436.04, "end": 22450.52, "text": " I'm not here to learn about your peeing routine please focus on the game bro you literally"}, {"start": 22450.52, "end": 22456.0, "text": " got the modded vid lecture like we need something something something I want to gain."}, {"start": 22456.0, "end": 22460.280000000002, "text": " If I'm shameless I can just click this as instantly mean is there an Ezreal no."}, {"start": 22460.28, "end": 22463.28, "text": " Oh I didn't even check the jacks but I don't think it matters."}, {"start": 22463.28, "end": 22465.28, "text": " There's all the jacks that started there."}, {"start": 22471.28, "end": 22473.28, "text": " Do I even want to win?"}, {"start": 22473.28, "end": 22495.28, "text": " I probably should have scouted it, because what if someone else has?"}, {"start": 22495.28, "end": 22497.28, "text": " Oh wait, oh what the fuck?"}, {"start": 22508.48, "end": 22513.719999999998, "text": " If I rob so many times but only they have the money is it like he gained 50% of his net worth because he would have lost all his money"}, {"start": 22513.719999999998, "end": 22516.98, "text": " but only half. I mean yeah, I know"}, {"start": 22516.98, "end": 22527.54, "text": " because it's actually kind of like a good beat because you could have taken it all"}, {"start": 22527.54, "end": 22531.38, "text": " But I mean you being happy and yeah, I basically gained half"}, {"start": 22551.14, "end": 22553.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22553.14, "end": 22555.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22555.14, "end": 22562.26, "text": " Haven't uh, I haven't placed lower than a top two playing this home. It's just so broken"}, {"start": 22563.7, "end": 22565.7, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 22583.14, "end": 22585.14, "text": " It's just so broken."}, {"start": 22586.14, "end": 22588.14, "text": " I have any time to find the time to do the..."}, {"start": 22591.14, "end": 22593.14, "text": " Just wondering what's your address."}, {"start": 22593.14, "end": 22595.14, "text": " Yeah, good one, man."}, {"start": 22600.14, "end": 22602.14, "text": " Is there no phone line?"}, {"start": 22603.14, "end": 22606.14, "text": " How? Okay, how do I not have a single Ezreal?"}, {"start": 22608.14, "end": 22610.14, "text": " How is that even possible?"}, {"start": 22613.14, "end": 22620.14, "text": " Like one Ezreal and GG man."}, {"start": 22620.14, "end": 22625.14, "text": " Great, and now I fight a non-opener."}, {"start": 22625.14, "end": 22629.14, "text": " The ultimate is too tanky."}, {"start": 22629.14, "end": 22635.14, "text": " You just uh, I mean I need to find Dekon on stage 3 for sure."}, {"start": 22635.14, "end": 22641.14, "text": " You just get uh, both of your Orans gain extra HP, and both of your Sumir's gain extra HP."}, {"start": 22641.14, "end": 22651.14, "text": " But like it's only good if it's gone because you actually benefit from playing double smear up, whereas I feel like other classes don't really benefit that much, so I'm playing double that one."}, {"start": 22651.14, "end": 22653.14, "text": " I don't know what to do with this one."}, {"start": 22664.14, "end": 22666.14, "text": " Six gold? That's pretty good."}, {"start": 22666.14, "end": 22668.14, "text": " What's the other one? Swarovka?"}, {"start": 22668.14, "end": 22670.14, "text": " Kaisa."}, {"start": 22681.14, "end": 22684.44, "text": " Well, all I know is that you need Choujin, and then you need Las Wispah."}, {"start": 22685.559999999998, "end": 22687.239999999998, "text": " And then the other ones don't really matter that much."}, {"start": 22687.54, "end": 22688.54, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 22693.54, "end": 22695.54, "text": " How is there no entry?"}, {"start": 22702.34, "end": 22704.84, "text": " Is there... Do I have dual front line at least?"}, {"start": 22705.94, "end": 22706.94, "text": " No."}, {"start": 22711.14, "end": 22720.26, "text": " I know shogun about that shogun last whisper last time doesn't matter"}, {"start": 22720.26, "end": 22728.82, "text": " you can go IEDBGS I'm pretty sure you can even get away with"}, {"start": 22728.82, "end": 22730.82, "text": " Okay, probably not."}, {"start": 22730.82, "end": 22735.82, "text": " Should've not just remembered that something's fucking off there."}, {"start": 22744.82, "end": 22746.82, "text": " I'm just down 8 gold."}, {"start": 22746.82, "end": 22747.82, "text": " Oh, great. Ezreal."}, {"start": 22747.82, "end": 22750.82, "text": " And guess who I'm gonna fight next turn?"}, {"start": 22750.82, "end": 22752.82, "text": " Just guess."}, {"start": 22758.82, "end": 22771.38, "text": " I mean this guy's open this guy's open I and then I fight this I mean I shouldn't"}, {"start": 22771.38, "end": 22774.579999999998, "text": " care about being on a lot of the xp"}, {"start": 22776.78, "end": 22781.62, "text": " but I might just fight this guy oh no it's okay I'm gonna say that I can just"}, {"start": 22781.62, "end": 22784.06, "text": " like this guy"}, {"start": 22788.82, "end": 22804.82, "text": " I'm not sure if this single symbol, what the fuck is this, man?"}, {"start": 22804.82, "end": 22810.46, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 22810.46, "end": 22811.46, "text": " Double Pantheon."}, {"start": 22811.46, "end": 22812.46, "text": " Double Ezreal."}, {"start": 22812.46, "end": 22821.46, "text": " Double Ezreal, I'm probably not going to be able to kill me yet."}, {"start": 22821.46, "end": 22824.46, "text": " I mean it's actually fine."}, {"start": 22824.46, "end": 22829.46, "text": " Lose, win, lose, lose, lose."}, {"start": 22829.46, "end": 22836.46, "text": " I think the most broken object is still bitching."}, {"start": 22836.46, "end": 22839.46, "text": " Honestly you're right."}, {"start": 22839.46, "end": 22841.46, "text": " How am I bitching here?"}, {"start": 22842.46, "end": 22844.46, "text": " All of this action that was broken along in the game."}, {"start": 22863.46, "end": 22866.46, "text": " I remember I don't want to make double whiffle them."}, {"start": 22869.46, "end": 22895.46, "text": " I just need some BS swords and then I don't like D-claw, I think D-claw is really good."}, {"start": 22895.46, "end": 22902.46, "text": " Alright, don't tell Preston when I'm playing this."}, {"start": 22902.46, "end": 22908.78, "text": " Like basically we agreed to not play the fucking known broken shit, so we can actually practice"}, {"start": 22908.78, "end": 22911.3, "text": " the game."}, {"start": 22911.3, "end": 22919.18, "text": " But this shit is just straight up used win for free, I just won for free."}, {"start": 22919.18, "end": 22920.18, "text": " Advanced load."}, {"start": 22920.18, "end": 22921.18, "text": " Gold gold."}, {"start": 22921.18, "end": 22926.98, "text": " gold and that's a pretty low chance for it to roll"}, {"start": 22932.54, "end": 22936.38, "text": " oh actually warlords honor"}, {"start": 22936.38, "end": 22950.780000000002, "text": " How many units on my final board do I have right now?"}, {"start": 22950.780000000002, "end": 22953.780000000002, "text": " Just a ward, that's it."}, {"start": 22953.780000000002, "end": 22961.18, "text": " I'm pretty sure my board should be stable with this on 2 star 2 star."}, {"start": 22961.18, "end": 22963.18, "text": " Oh, the single ward."}, {"start": 22963.18, "end": 22965.18, "text": " I think it..."}, {"start": 22970.18, "end": 22972.18, "text": " Yeah, it's missed for sure that was a 4-1, but..."}, {"start": 22981.18, "end": 22982.18, "text": " Uplink?"}, {"start": 22982.18, "end": 22983.18, "text": " Victor 2?"}, {"start": 22983.18, "end": 22984.18, "text": " Calculated loss?"}, {"start": 22984.18, "end": 22985.18, "text": " Bronze for life."}, {"start": 22991.18, "end": 22993.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22996.54, "end": 23001.02, "text": " How the I mean, no the thing is if I declaw my order, I'm pretty sure I just show them"}, {"start": 23051.18, "end": 23054.18, "text": " Broadchain, Shogun, Laska's Prime."}, {"start": 23065.18, "end": 23067.18, "text": " Ooh, shot."}, {"start": 23068.18, "end": 23073.18, "text": " Oh, that was about the same. I could win this. I mean, I would prefer to win, but it's alright."}, {"start": 23073.18, "end": 23097.18, "text": " 7 free re-rolls in a tier, the bow is useless, but I kinda want, I mean I just need to go."}, {"start": 23097.18, "end": 23101.94, "text": " Like it's actually pretty important that I find a Nunu or a Zyagaer, like no Nunu no"}, {"start": 23101.94, "end": 23103.94, "text": " I was actually so fucking bad."}, {"start": 23119.94, "end": 23122.94, "text": " 30 to level 28 next turn."}, {"start": 23122.94, "end": 23125.94, "text": " I kind of just level next turn and just roll for some units."}, {"start": 23125.94, "end": 23127.94, "text": " So I get an extra turn in."}, {"start": 23127.94, "end": 23137.94, "text": " I don't know if I want to get one extra roll."}, {"start": 23137.94, "end": 23147.94, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 23147.94, "end": 23153.42, "text": " but not hitting a uh..."}, {"start": 23153.42, "end": 23160.219999999998, "text": " an orn or a zyra or a nu nu is fucking annoying, the 4 dash is kinda hard"}, {"start": 23160.219999999998, "end": 23161.46, "text": " 10 free rolls"}, {"start": 23161.46, "end": 23164.94, "text": " basically level 750"}, {"start": 23164.94, "end": 23171.94, "text": " 57? alright gg, you can go where"}, {"start": 23177.94, "end": 23179.94, "text": " This was our world first."}, {"start": 23185.28, "end": 23187.28, "text": " Four free rolls."}, {"start": 23188.559999999998, "end": 23193.0, "text": " Two free rolls. One free roll. I can't."}, {"start": 23198.539999999997, "end": 23200.539999999997, "text": " This is my board."}, {"start": 23202.44, "end": 23205.399999999998, "text": " This is my board. I have one horn."}, {"start": 23207.94, "end": 23213.539999999997, "text": " I have one Ornn, one Samira in 20 Gold of Rolls."}, {"start": 23232.739999999998, "end": 23236.34, "text": " Am I double first pick? No, I'm only getting one Anvil."}, {"start": 23237.94, "end": 23255.14, "text": " I'm trying to... one more so I can hatch like a nice."}, {"start": 23255.14, "end": 23257.82, "text": " That way I can start feeding the boulders."}, {"start": 23257.82, "end": 23264.82, "text": " I mean preferably I could feed another Samira but I don't know."}, {"start": 23264.82, "end": 23281.94, "text": " Alright, I need to roll until 1 Samira or I'm screwing with it."}, {"start": 23281.94, "end": 23282.94, "text": " Samira, please."}, {"start": 23282.94, "end": 23290.94, "text": " I mean, I guess technically I could play..."}, {"start": 23290.94, "end": 23304.94, "text": " I kinda want to feed the other one though, like right now, but I..."}, {"start": 23304.94, "end": 23305.94, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 23305.94, "end": 23307.94, "text": " I can just play an aces."}, {"start": 23307.94, "end": 23316.94, "text": " But I feel like I don't have enough damage, because I'm a dvd."}, {"start": 23316.94, "end": 23319.14, "text": " to your player on chain, have some Bargade."}, {"start": 23320.579999999998, "end": 23322.579999999998, "text": " Oh wait, I just rolled a full-time Bargade."}, {"start": 23334.699999999997, "end": 23337.219999999998, "text": " How come it looks like I have three Seniors?"}, {"start": 23337.219999999998, "end": 23340.059999999998, "text": " Guys, did this repeat?"}, {"start": 23340.059999999998, "end": 23341.94, "text": " Did I say this every fucking time?"}, {"start": 23341.94, "end": 23343.34, "text": " You would rather have two full items"}, {"start": 23343.34, "end": 23344.699999999997, "text": " than one Radiant and one item, man."}, {"start": 23344.7, "end": 23348.22, "text": " like already is not worth two fucking items especially when it's finishing"}, {"start": 23348.22, "end": 23355.22, "text": " basically the third set"}, {"start": 23356.82, "end": 23360.420000000002, "text": " glass cannon for more what's it called swordsmith little buddies"}, {"start": 23360.420000000002, "end": 23364.7, "text": " for all I need econ man"}, {"start": 23364.7, "end": 23368.260000000002, "text": " swordsman is actually fine because I have uh..."}, {"start": 23368.260000000002, "end": 23371.14, "text": " I have three item over here"}, {"start": 23371.14, "end": 23376.559999999998, "text": " Alright, not really, I'm on 2, 2, 2, uh, is that what I think, Jeff's deal?"}, {"start": 23377.44, "end": 23378.1, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 23378.72, "end": 23379.22, "text": " Hello!"}, {"start": 23380.92, "end": 23381.92, "text": " I have..."}, {"start": 23384.72, "end": 23385.6, "text": " A total..."}, {"start": 23394.559999999998, "end": 23395.76, "text": " A 3 Samira!"}, {"start": 23397.92, "end": 23399.52, "text": " Oh, I don't get it."}, {"start": 23399.52, "end": 23404.52, "text": " Honestly, there's a lot of 3-costs for those, because this guy's Aurora, Allawi, the other guy's Allawi, Victor."}, {"start": 23404.52, "end": 23409.52, "text": " So I can just, I can just sit here and afk for this stage. My board's like relatively stable."}, {"start": 23415.52, "end": 23421.52, "text": " I am fighting a 2-star Mech, and I don't have anti-heal."}, {"start": 23421.52, "end": 23429.96, "text": " I mean, this is what I like to call a bad beat, man."}, {"start": 23429.96, "end": 23430.96, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 23430.96, "end": 23435.96, "text": " I mean, that's just a bad beat."}, {"start": 23435.96, "end": 23442.32, "text": " I'm pretty sure I actually need double- I mean, I'm pretty sure I need double-signal"}, {"start": 23442.32, "end": 23443.32, "text": " up."}, {"start": 23443.32, "end": 23446.32, "text": " One roll, and then I can start beating it now."}, {"start": 23446.32, "end": 23449.32, "text": " What the fuck is this Nacer doing?"}, {"start": 23449.32, "end": 23451.32, "text": " Straight up nothing."}, {"start": 23451.32, "end": 23463.84, "text": " It's looking like an 8th, honestly, LOL. I'm pretty sure this is a 1st, by the way."}, {"start": 23463.84, "end": 23469.4, "text": " I'm not even kidding. If I hit Samira 3 on 4, which I'm like, low-key"}, {"start": 23469.4, "end": 23473.04, "text": " favorite to hit, because every single Aurora, every single Lowy, every single Rast and"}, {"start": 23473.04, "end": 23480.04, "text": " every single victor is out of the pool. I'm pretty sure it's actually the first."}, {"start": 23503.04, "end": 23510.04, "text": " 8-3 re-rolls, but this gives me, um, I kinda just need the gold, though."}, {"start": 23510.04, "end": 23521.04, "text": " Uh, I kinda just need the gold, but I kinda need some anti-heal, also it's Bremo-good,"}, {"start": 23521.04, "end": 23527.04, "text": " no, no, yes, yes, yes, no, no."}, {"start": 23527.04, "end": 23528.04, "text": " Korky!"}, {"start": 23529.04, "end": 23530.04, "text": " Korky!"}, {"start": 23534.04, "end": 23536.04, "text": " 8-3 rolls, Gini!"}, {"start": 23537.04, "end": 23538.04, "text": " 1..."}, {"start": 23538.04, "end": 23539.04, "text": " 2..."}, {"start": 23540.04, "end": 23541.04, "text": " 3..."}, {"start": 23541.04, "end": 23542.04, "text": " 4..."}, {"start": 23542.04, "end": 23543.04, "text": " 5..."}, {"start": 23543.04, "end": 23544.04, "text": " 6..."}, {"start": 23545.04, "end": 23547.04, "text": " 1-1-1-3!"}, {"start": 23548.04, "end": 23551.04, "text": " I'll probably roll a few more to be able to do as well."}, {"start": 23553.04, "end": 23556.04, "text": " Okay, I'll roll to 30..."}, {"start": 23557.04, "end": 23567.04, "text": " I don't even want to make a Sunfire Gate or I don't even want to make Grandma. I mean I'm making Grandma for sure."}, {"start": 23569.04, "end": 23572.04, "text": " Oh holy shit that was a game actually I'll be kind of fast."}, {"start": 23587.04, "end": 23589.04, "text": " I need to QSS."}, {"start": 23591.04, "end": 23593.04, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 23594.04, "end": 23596.04, "text": " I slump, ramble for loot."}, {"start": 23596.04, "end": 23598.04, "text": " I mean, it's fine. It was actually a good loss."}, {"start": 23598.04, "end": 23600.04, "text": " I'll probably Sotilize."}, {"start": 23602.04, "end": 23604.04, "text": " Two of us in Murrow."}, {"start": 23604.04, "end": 23606.04, "text": " Double Vex. I'm pretty sure I'm just Vexing one."}, {"start": 23606.04, "end": 23616.7, "text": " And then post whatever the fuck"}, {"start": 23616.7, "end": 23625.08, "text": " And then post whatever the fuck"}, {"start": 23625.08, "end": 23632.08, "text": " I think I should just carry."}, {"start": 23632.08, "end": 23661.08, "text": " Okay, I think I won the game, Sedge."}, {"start": 23661.08, "end": 23674.160000000003, "text": " I don't need to be able to fucking get in that's too good to pass up on"}, {"start": 23674.16, "end": 23676.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23704.16, "end": 23728.16, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 23728.16, "end": 23730.16, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 23736.16, "end": 23738.16, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 23740.16, "end": 23742.16, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 23758.16, "end": 23785.28, "text": " I don't really like last whisper on Zaya because it doesn't even hit the same units."}, {"start": 23785.28, "end": 23791.68, "text": " But I think after I get three items Zyra I'll move Shoujin GSDB and then I'll last"}, {"start": 23791.68, "end": 23795.8, "text": " with this Samira and then I'll still have three items Zyra, yeah?"}, {"start": 23795.8, "end": 23796.8, "text": " Allowed."}, {"start": 23796.8, "end": 23797.8, "text": " Allowed."}, {"start": 23797.8, "end": 23798.8, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 23798.8, "end": 23799.8, "text": " GD's done."}, {"start": 23799.8, "end": 23804.3, "text": " I think I won the game."}, {"start": 23804.3, "end": 23805.3, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 23805.3, "end": 23832.3, "text": " That second wind just fucked my entire board."}, {"start": 23832.3, "end": 23848.46, "text": " I need a blitzcrank and I also need some anti-heal and I also need I can go"}, {"start": 23862.3, "end": 23866.3, "text": " Move items to 2nd Samira and your 780."}, {"start": 23866.3, "end": 23871.3, "text": " How am I moving items off of this?"}, {"start": 23871.3, "end": 23873.3, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 23873.3, "end": 23877.3, "text": " Next two, and I'm a Radiant Bramble Mist."}, {"start": 23883.3, "end": 23885.3, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 23886.3, "end": 23888.3, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 23888.3, "end": 23908.899999999998, "text": " I think I'm one life. I'm one HP. I need Naces or I'm screwed. I can go IE. I'm not cutting"}, {"start": 23908.9, "end": 23915.02, "text": " Maybe anti-heal, I'm sure I can find anti-heal, or I can find what they're called, oh, we're"}, {"start": 23915.02, "end": 23916.02, "text": " all nice."}, {"start": 23916.02, "end": 23930.54, "text": " But then I'm probably going to move the Lasso Search to this later, and that's all I'm going"}, {"start": 23930.54, "end": 23936.980000000003, "text": " to go two items and split the Zaya."}, {"start": 23936.98, "end": 23940.18, "text": " I need to not die or I mean"}, {"start": 23949.38, "end": 23951.38, "text": " What"}, {"start": 23958.78, "end": 23960.78, "text": " Here's a QSS"}, {"start": 23966.98, "end": 23968.98, "text": " I'm dead!"}, {"start": 23968.98, "end": 23970.98, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 23984.98, "end": 23986.98, "text": " Wait, it is a guaranteed first."}, {"start": 23986.98, "end": 23990.98, "text": " Like, if I am clicking that much econ"}, {"start": 23990.98, "end": 23994.98, "text": " on every single possible thing I click econ,"}, {"start": 23994.98, "end": 24001.62, "text": " How? Am I still level 7? Like it's not even my fault."}, {"start": 24001.62, "end": 24008.18, "text": " I had to go tr- I was too off of Samira with 70 gold."}, {"start": 24010.899999999998, "end": 24018.18, "text": " This augment is so OOP. It is! This is a bad beat!"}, {"start": 24018.18, "end": 24025.18, "text": " It's a bad beat."}, {"start": 24025.18, "end": 24041.18, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 24041.18, "end": 24058.18, "text": " The shit is so OP, my scores with some murals, hold on, time to stop tools, players."}, {"start": 24058.18, "end": 24081.14, "text": " I mean, this is space groove."}, {"start": 24081.14, "end": 24082.86, "text": " This is Ziya."}, {"start": 24082.86, "end": 24083.86, "text": " This is Ziya."}, {"start": 24083.86, "end": 24085.86, "text": " I mean, two."}, {"start": 24085.86, "end": 24086.86, "text": " One."}, {"start": 24086.86, "end": 24098.04, "text": " One, one, one, like it's actually a bad beat."}, {"start": 24098.04, "end": 24099.04, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 24099.04, "end": 24106.920000000002, "text": " I clicked every single possible econ augment, every single, every possible like re-roll,"}, {"start": 24106.920000000002, "end": 24112.5, "text": " I clicked it and I even ended with R-Ree on a level 7 board."}, {"start": 24112.5, "end": 24118.5, "text": " The level 8 for this board is actually good. You can get 3 space growth."}, {"start": 24142.5, "end": 24151.3, "text": " Yes, the advanced loan is 30 gold, that's not a difference."}, {"start": 24151.3, "end": 24152.86, "text": " You cannot sit there?"}, {"start": 24152.86, "end": 24157.74, "text": " But, okay, wait, actually, if you actually think advanced loan would have actually helped"}, {"start": 24157.74, "end": 24159.9, "text": " me hit earlier, it doesn't even do anything."}, {"start": 24159.9, "end": 24162.98, "text": " There was three other re-rollers, three cost re-rollers."}, {"start": 24162.98, "end": 24166.5, "text": " The fact that I roll on 5-1 is actually good."}, {"start": 24166.5, "end": 24169.62, "text": " 30 gold means I could have just rolled more on 4-1."}, {"start": 24169.62, "end": 24172.22, "text": " But it doesn't change anything, then."}, {"start": 24172.22, "end": 24179.98, "text": " How am I not going to take an insane combat augment it's it's snipers have an amp and I'm taking flat ad on amp"}, {"start": 24194.5, "end": 24196.5, "text": " No, it's not safe to unmute"}, {"start": 24196.5, "end": 24197.34, "text": " Bro."}, {"start": 24200.96, "end": 24202.94, "text": " Like my scores, like I just showed you,"}, {"start": 24202.94, "end": 24205.74, "text": " I have four firsts in a second."}, {"start": 24205.74, "end": 24209.0, "text": " My scores are one, one, one, one, two."}, {"start": 24209.0, "end": 24212.58, "text": " One plus one plus one plus one plus two plus five."}, {"start": 24212.58, "end": 24214.16, "text": " 11 divided by six."}, {"start": 24214.16, "end": 24217.06, "text": " Oh great, now I'm A-V-P of 1.8."}, {"start": 24217.06, "end": 24220.58, "text": " My bad, that's, no I guess you go one fifth"}, {"start": 24220.58, "end": 24221.94, "text": " and it's just an eight."}, {"start": 24221.94, "end": 24222.78, "text": " I like it, bro."}, {"start": 24222.78, "end": 24230.699999999997, "text": " How can you even argue I clicked a re-roll that I clicked"}, {"start": 24237.42, "end": 24244.379999999997, "text": " that I think I clicked more gold or re-rolls and that I had 60 gold rolling for two Samira's"}, {"start": 24244.379999999997, "end": 24248.46, "text": " when Aurora 3 is out of the pool I have 12 orns"}, {"start": 24248.46, "end": 24255.34, "text": " Allowee 3 is out of the pool, and Victa 3 is out of the pool. Where the fuck are the"}, {"start": 24255.34, "end": 24257.34, "text": " Samiras I cannot?"}, {"start": 24257.34, "end": 24271.579999999998, "text": " I was invited to dinner by the video return of 30 and a couple of months so he decided"}, {"start": 24271.579999999998, "end": 24273.579999999998, "text": " to find and learn some cooking skills."}, {"start": 24273.58, "end": 24277.58, "text": " Plan was to enjoy his fresh vegetable soup and then play some board games."}, {"start": 24277.58, "end": 24285.58, "text": " When he gave all 7 of us food pudding, all 5 of us started having bombos, abiding, and after, something, something, and for all..."}, {"start": 24285.58, "end": 24288.58, "text": " How is that?"}, {"start": 24288.58, "end": 24293.58, "text": " You know, I started the game with the Samira as well. How the fuck?"}, {"start": 24293.58, "end": 24302.58, "text": " And then I rolled 20 gold on 3, 6, and I saw 1 orn, 1 Samira. How?"}, {"start": 24302.58, "end": 24329.140000000003, "text": " genuinely how I don't know and then I got perfectly full when if I can just"}, {"start": 24329.14, "end": 24346.86, "text": " survive. Two more turns I just win the game man. Who am I rooting for? I mean I want,"}, {"start": 24346.86, "end": 24352.54, "text": " I want the wolves or the nuggets to win. But they're probably not gonna win, Zedj."}, {"start": 24359.14, "end": 24382.34, "text": " I don't let me go see if I can find the bracket and the bracket"}, {"start": 24389.14, "end": 24411.579999999998, "text": " I mean this is a thunder and four or five I mean this is a legit coin for the low key"}, {"start": 24411.579999999998, "end": 24412.579999999998, "text": " the Lakers can win."}, {"start": 24412.579999999998, "end": 24415.98, "text": " I mean I don't want the first game but like low key they can win."}, {"start": 24415.98, "end": 24422.38, "text": " I mean this is probably a nugget to 5 or 6, low key to trouble is to win, but if I were to guess it's probably first and 6"}, {"start": 24423.82, "end": 24427.739999999998, "text": " But the low key to trouble is going to actually win. I think they got stopped the first game, but that's taking this"}, {"start": 24428.62, "end": 24433.98, "text": " I mean the pistons, it's pistons in 4 or 5, but this magic thing is fucking ass. Low key to perhaps it's going to win"}, {"start": 24434.1, "end": 24436.1, "text": " But it's probably thousand 6"}, {"start": 24436.34, "end": 24438.5, "text": " Low key to Hawks can win, but it's probably Nixon like"}, {"start": 24440.3, "end": 24444.32, "text": " No, honestly? I wouldn't even be surprised if the Hawks win"}, {"start": 24445.98, "end": 24449.1, "text": " Like fuck it, like they lost the first game so it's probably less likely"}, {"start": 24450.3, "end": 24455.899999999998, "text": " But Loki the Hawks can win, and the 76ers have no fucking chance, that's a 4-0, like this 76ers seem ass"}, {"start": 24470.46, "end": 24473.82, "text": " Double war, apparently not, Ezreal?"}, {"start": 24475.98, "end": 24492.06, "text": " Like, every time I watch the Hawks play, I swear the Hawks are actually good."}, {"start": 24492.06, "end": 24498.02, "text": " Hell, Bologna, if you think the Treblizers can beat the Spurs, they can!"}, {"start": 24498.02, "end": 24500.98, "text": " No, the Treblizers are actually good!"}, {"start": 24500.98, "end": 24503.579999999998, "text": " No, they can't!"}, {"start": 24503.58, "end": 24513.58, "text": " I'm not saying the spurs are bad, the spurs are really good, but I, no, like, if it weren't the trailblazers against like the magic, bro, that shit is a fucking, it's just a GG."}, {"start": 24514.58, "end": 24515.58, "text": " It's just a GG."}, {"start": 24518.58, "end": 24519.58, "text": " The boar."}, {"start": 24521.58, "end": 24522.58, "text": " The big bang."}, {"start": 24523.58, "end": 24525.58, "text": " Stick the TFT, little bro!"}, {"start": 24533.58, "end": 24543.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 24543.58, "end": 24545.58, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 24545.58, "end": 24550.58, "text": " What I get?"}, {"start": 24550.58, "end": 24555.58, "text": " Rope."}, {"start": 24555.58, "end": 24584.58, "text": " I'm pretty sure Ropelso is actually going to win, but I don't want to win."}, {"start": 24584.58, "end": 24594.02, "text": " The stats on Rogue Corky are actually nasty, but also, you can also just uh, reload."}, {"start": 24594.02, "end": 24606.86, "text": " There's actually a lot of good rogues."}, {"start": 24606.86, "end": 24609.5, "text": " And also does the board just play like 17 free costs?"}, {"start": 24621.34, "end": 24623.34, "text": " Like, is there a- is there a- hold on let me see."}, {"start": 24624.54, "end": 24626.54, "text": " Cause you can play like fizz?"}, {"start": 24629.34, "end": 24630.34, "text": " Oran?"}, {"start": 24633.58, "end": 24634.58, "text": " Brast?"}, {"start": 24636.86, "end": 24644.38, "text": " I mean usually you play Rammus plus uh what's it called? Like Rammus plus uh I think is it karma?"}, {"start": 24646.3, "end": 24646.8, "text": " Kaisa?"}, {"start": 24650.14, "end": 24651.58, "text": " Oh why don't I just reroll I don't get it."}, {"start": 24653.66, "end": 24657.5, "text": " I mean I'm already playing four to three costs. That seems pretty decent."}, {"start": 24660.14, "end": 24660.64, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 24661.34, "end": 24661.84, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 24663.98, "end": 24664.48, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 24696.86, "end": 24698.06, "text": " Like, if this were..."}, {"start": 24699.36, "end": 24701.36, "text": " Like, I'm pretty sure I should just be playing..."}, {"start": 24701.36, "end": 24705.86, "text": " If I have Legion of Threes, I should play the Reroll, and he has Backline, whatever the fuck."}, {"start": 24706.16, "end": 24707.96, "text": " Shouldn't he be playing towards Horky?"}, {"start": 24709.06, "end": 24709.760000000002, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 24710.06, "end": 24713.56, "text": " Because my board is going to be insanely strong. Like, it's not even win-training."}, {"start": 24713.760000000002, "end": 24718.36, "text": " It's actually just, like, it's better for it. Like, if I wanna contest, cause it's- it's my best..."}, {"start": 24720.36, "end": 24721.760000000002, "text": " Like, it's- I mean, that's how it should be."}, {"start": 24726.86, "end": 24734.86, "text": " That's how I mean it I mean if I if I see a fizz or or kaiser here I'm coming"}, {"start": 24734.86, "end": 24736.86, "text": " there on the road."}, {"start": 24742.86, "end": 24744.86, "text": " I will."}, {"start": 24746.86, "end": 24750.86, "text": " Okay, I'm coming in. I don't know if I'm going to."}, {"start": 24750.86, "end": 24754.86, "text": " If he doesn't know how to play a..."}, {"start": 24754.86, "end": 24756.86, "text": " Wait, he's also world plus one."}, {"start": 24757.5, "end": 24758.3, "text": " HUH?!"}, {"start": 24784.86, "end": 24789.86, "text": " Alright, I'm just a reforger shit."}, {"start": 24789.86, "end": 24792.78, "text": " I'm not, because I'm not even, if I want to push up, I don't want to 3 way contest"}, {"start": 24792.78, "end": 24793.78, "text": " for him either."}, {"start": 24793.78, "end": 24794.78, "text": " He's right."}, {"start": 24794.78, "end": 24795.78, "text": " Nevermind."}, {"start": 24795.78, "end": 24796.78, "text": " I'm out."}, {"start": 24796.78, "end": 24805.46, "text": " Like, if I push up, I'm 3 way contesting for him, if I re-roll, I'm not going to"}, {"start": 24805.46, "end": 24806.46, "text": " hit shit."}, {"start": 24806.46, "end": 24810.46, "text": " And I'm already on three loss and I have time break for it. I can actually play anything"}, {"start": 24814.42, "end": 24816.739999999998, "text": " But the only thing is if it rolls primordian"}, {"start": 24818.82, "end": 24820.82, "text": " Or some or some dog shit"}, {"start": 24836.46, "end": 24838.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 24841.26, "end": 24846.94, "text": " Would just have to wait until the next the next one that's like kind of annoying"}, {"start": 24876.940000000002, "end": 24905.940000000002, "text": " I'm probably just going to report this, uh, rogue emblem."}, {"start": 24905.940000000002, "end": 24910.140000000003, "text": " And I have tier tier cloak cloak to the F"}, {"start": 24911.58, "end": 24913.58, "text": " For the tier"}, {"start": 24918.660000000003, "end": 24920.660000000003, "text": " Just pretty good honestly"}, {"start": 24929.86, "end": 24934.86, "text": " Call Victor always savings account"}, {"start": 24935.940000000002, "end": 24955.940000000002, "text": " Sionic. I mean I just play some 4 Sionic Flex. So I play Yi, Victor, Duo, and I just play some random ass bullshit ass frontline. I can call it a day."}, {"start": 24965.940000000002, "end": 24981.9, "text": " What even are the best items on on the four psionic mastery"}, {"start": 24990.9, "end": 24992.9, "text": " I should probably know"}, {"start": 24995.940000000002, "end": 25002.940000000002, "text": " I mean it's GA plus two for sure."}, {"start": 25002.940000000002, "end": 25007.940000000002, "text": " I mean it's GA plus two for sure."}, {"start": 25007.940000000002, "end": 25009.940000000002, "text": " I mean it's GA plus two."}, {"start": 25009.940000000002, "end": 25014.940000000002, "text": " GA plus two, GA plus two, GA plus two."}, {"start": 25014.940000000002, "end": 25023.940000000002, "text": " Scionic Z with GA shoulder."}, {"start": 25023.940000000002, "end": 25025.940000000002, "text": " I mean, I can't even put an item on him."}, {"start": 25030.260000000002, "end": 25032.260000000002, "text": " Feed the flings on Vincere."}, {"start": 25034.820000000003, "end": 25036.820000000003, "text": " Kill her, if you please."}, {"start": 25038.58, "end": 25040.58, "text": " And 8 HP, it's never bad."}, {"start": 25040.58, "end": 25042.58, "text": " It's always good to be able to kill you, never bad."}, {"start": 25044.820000000003, "end": 25046.820000000003, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 25046.820000000003, "end": 25048.820000000003, "text": " I don't have GA."}, {"start": 25048.820000000003, "end": 25050.820000000003, "text": " Excuse me?"}, {"start": 25053.940000000002, "end": 25072.9, "text": " I don't get it I don't get it"}, {"start": 25072.9, "end": 25083.84, "text": " And I just go fast time for psionic"}, {"start": 25083.84, "end": 25094.52, "text": " Oh I guarantee you this is the first or like it's not a first for my spot is actually good"}, {"start": 25094.52, "end": 25097.02, "text": " It doesn't look like it's good, but it's actually good."}, {"start": 25097.02, "end": 25099.02, "text": " Just trust me, it's actually good."}, {"start": 25115.72, "end": 25117.72, "text": " Oh, fuck, I'm worthless once I called in."}, {"start": 25124.52, "end": 25128.52, "text": " How much HP is this?"}, {"start": 25128.52, "end": 25129.52, "text": " 300 HP?"}, {"start": 25129.52, "end": 25130.52, "text": " I mean it's more..."}, {"start": 25130.52, "end": 25132.52, "text": " ...more damage I didn't know."}, {"start": 25141.52, "end": 25142.52, "text": " Ah, shit."}, {"start": 25142.52, "end": 25144.52, "text": " It might eat!"}, {"start": 25154.52, "end": 25183.86, "text": " the"}, {"start": 25183.86, "end": 25199.86, "text": " If I don't get Master Yi, I am 8."}, {"start": 25199.86, "end": 25200.86, "text": " Tier cloak."}, {"start": 25200.86, "end": 25202.86, "text": " And then I play off of the BF sword."}, {"start": 25202.86, "end": 25209.86, "text": " Okay, what even is my board?"}, {"start": 25209.86, "end": 25223.06, "text": " I'm pretty sure I just play-"}, {"start": 25223.06, "end": 25237.06, "text": " Stop laughing man, I'm pretty sure my spot is actually good."}, {"start": 25237.06, "end": 25247.06, "text": " If I win this round, I'm probably gonna roll until I make the 2, because I can also roll for like, Gragas."}, {"start": 25247.06, "end": 25255.06, "text": " And then, if I win this round, then it actually makes me roll."}, {"start": 25255.06, "end": 25261.06, "text": " What if I do 2?"}, {"start": 25261.06, "end": 25264.06, "text": " What does Gragas look like?"}, {"start": 25264.06, "end": 25266.34, "text": " Oh my god, it doesn't work, please."}, {"start": 25266.34, "end": 25268.34, "text": " Oh, I forgot to, I'm done rolling, there's nothing really more."}, {"start": 25275.34, "end": 25277.84, "text": " I mean, I'm kind of down to try to win this round."}, {"start": 25279.84, "end": 25281.04, "text": " Two star, two star."}, {"start": 25282.84, "end": 25284.34, "text": " Ruffleteater plus Dark Star."}, {"start": 25290.34, "end": 25292.34, "text": " If I win this round, I save infinite."}, {"start": 25293.02, "end": 25295.02, "text": " No cap"}, {"start": 25312.12, "end": 25316.74, "text": " 7th show is amazing T-Y for recommending that. Oh, no problem, buddy. Oh, nice"}, {"start": 25316.74, "end": 25323.74, "text": " Take some HP, get some automatic EXP, and I still have a lot of gold to roll."}, {"start": 25323.74, "end": 25332.74, "text": " It's 28, oh I guess it doesn't really matter because I think it's not Slammin'."}, {"start": 25332.74, "end": 25336.74, "text": " It's gonna be 28 to level regardless, but I have a decent amount to roll."}, {"start": 25336.74, "end": 25339.74, "text": " I should probably hold Gragas, I can hold like Nunu, Tomcatch."}, {"start": 25339.74, "end": 25343.74, "text": " I need one front line up between these three, and it doesn't really matter which one."}, {"start": 25343.74, "end": 25345.74, "text": " I also need to hold Yi"}, {"start": 25347.34, "end": 25350.84, "text": " And I also, I mean Nunu is probably the best one. I can also play the Lowy Wisp"}, {"start": 25355.36, "end": 25357.36, "text": " Rod, Glove"}, {"start": 25362.74, "end": 25364.74, "text": " I just got infinite ult"}, {"start": 25373.74, "end": 25383.74, "text": " I mean I might as well roll into a 1D and then level, okay I'm done, I'm lowing, I can probably level..."}, {"start": 25403.74, "end": 25405.74, "text": " I'm five-time on it"}, {"start": 25407.140000000003, "end": 25409.140000000003, "text": " What I'm playing"}, {"start": 25410.7, "end": 25412.7, "text": " I don't have orders fucking massive"}, {"start": 25415.58, "end": 25417.58, "text": " I'm fighting a ribbon to"}, {"start": 25417.58, "end": 25424.58, "text": " I mean, this isn't a city that doesn't matter."}, {"start": 25431.18, "end": 25433.460000000003, "text": " 30."}, {"start": 25433.460000000003, "end": 25440.460000000003, "text": " Gilded Steel and I play off of that."}, {"start": 25440.46, "end": 25452.079999999998, "text": " You're a plus bet karma plus put spring"}, {"start": 25452.08, "end": 25462.08, "text": " And this is probably the one I drop on a case."}, {"start": 25462.08, "end": 25468.160000000003, "text": " Call me two."}, {"start": 25468.160000000003, "end": 25469.68, "text": " Galio for more frontline."}, {"start": 25469.68, "end": 25471.68, "text": " I have one Vanguard in."}, {"start": 25471.68, "end": 25474.68, "text": " Two Vanguard don't have to play this."}, {"start": 25474.68, "end": 25478.68, "text": " I'm probably playing Blitzcrank."}, {"start": 25478.68, "end": 25479.68, "text": " I can play Graves."}, {"start": 25479.68, "end": 25481.68, "text": " Psionic Rage?"}, {"start": 25482.56, "end": 25484.56, "text": " I feel like it's too slow, I'll be dead."}, {"start": 25485.96, "end": 25489.44, "text": " And I need Anti-Geal. Re-Voyager for Psionic."}, {"start": 25491.96, "end": 25494.12, "text": " But maybe I actually need Psionic Rage to win out."}, {"start": 25503.36, "end": 25505.6, "text": " But I feel like this item's actually better on me though."}, {"start": 25509.68, "end": 25511.68, "text": " Eh, that's not even true."}, {"start": 25513.68, "end": 25517.68, "text": " I probably should just... I mean, I'm pretty sure I actually would if I just survived."}, {"start": 25521.68, "end": 25523.68, "text": " Another psionic."}, {"start": 25526.68, "end": 25528.68, "text": " I don't have to play..."}, {"start": 25529.68, "end": 25531.68, "text": " I mean, these units are all good."}, {"start": 25533.68, "end": 25535.68, "text": " I'm not playing this."}, {"start": 25535.68, "end": 25540.24, "text": " You're a pair how do I play?"}, {"start": 25544.88, "end": 25550.760000000002, "text": " How do I play soda without dropping plate because I want to play three boys are for sure I'm not dropping Victor. I"}, {"start": 25551.56, "end": 25553.56, "text": " Guess I just don't play Victor"}, {"start": 25554.84, "end": 25557.2, "text": " But I'm pretty sure this drone up like it's infinite damage"}, {"start": 25561.84, "end": 25564.08, "text": " I mean the thing is not bad right like the things"}, {"start": 25566.44, "end": 25569.0, "text": " It just my entire board is dead. I got one shot."}, {"start": 25571.56, "end": 25577.52, "text": " I'm actually good. I'm pretty sure Nudity is way better than what's it called though. I'm so close to just giga-spiking, no cat."}, {"start": 25590.48, "end": 25593.56, "text": " You know, if you're is a marauder. Marauder."}, {"start": 25595.68, "end": 25605.68, "text": " I'm not even yee-paired, I just realized."}, {"start": 25605.68, "end": 25611.68, "text": " Oh my god, my front line is a fucking..."}, {"start": 25611.68, "end": 25622.46, "text": " I mean, it's not like Blitzcrank's even tanky."}, {"start": 25622.46, "end": 25637.6, "text": " I also don't even mind just dropping this and saying fuck it, Conductor."}, {"start": 25637.600000000002, "end": 25639.600000000002, "text": " I'm not even Yi-paired."}, {"start": 25652.22, "end": 25654.22, "text": " Just look at my frontline, man!"}, {"start": 25654.940000000002, "end": 25656.940000000002, "text": " I mean, Blitzcrank is not even tanky."}, {"start": 25658.180000000004, "end": 25660.180000000004, "text": " Oh, god..."}, {"start": 25667.600000000002, "end": 25686.160000000003, "text": " I mean you know what sounds broken though is if I make it to uh if I make it to that"}, {"start": 25686.160000000003, "end": 25691.320000000003, "text": " that one yee or not yee that that one graves with just you'll see you'll see when you"}, {"start": 25691.32, "end": 25693.32, "text": " I mean, I take this one and then I go..."}, {"start": 25710.32, "end": 25712.32, "text": " Can I get 300 HP? That's pretty good."}, {"start": 25719.32, "end": 25720.32, "text": " I have one."}, {"start": 25721.32, "end": 25728.32, "text": " If I have two stars my board is insane."}, {"start": 25728.32, "end": 25743.32, "text": " I'm so fucking bad man."}, {"start": 25743.32, "end": 25766.4, "text": " I mean I'm down to just take it, I have no anti-heal, no problem."}, {"start": 25766.4, "end": 25772.36, "text": " Radiant Titans, I mean if I hit GG, that's three gold I can't."}, {"start": 25772.36, "end": 25774.36, "text": " I just need to hit you two when I win the game."}, {"start": 25790.36, "end": 25792.36, "text": " I didn't take the..."}, {"start": 25802.36, "end": 25808.24, "text": " I'm out of removers."}, {"start": 25808.24, "end": 25810.16, "text": " I don't have Master Yi."}, {"start": 25810.16, "end": 25812.56, "text": " I don't even want to move items."}, {"start": 25812.56, "end": 25820.56, "text": " Like if I move Gensu over here, I don't know, whatever, I'll just keep the TG over here."}, {"start": 25820.56, "end": 25824.16, "text": " I kind of want to save the removers so I can move these items back."}, {"start": 25824.16, "end": 25828.16, "text": " I can move the Titans back here if I hit E2, because I'm pretty sure if I hit E2"}, {"start": 25828.16, "end": 25829.16, "text": " it's over."}, {"start": 25829.16, "end": 25831.16, "text": " This needs two more turns!"}, {"start": 25855.64, "end": 25857.64, "text": " It's just another rate."}, {"start": 25859.16, "end": 25869.48, "text": " I just realized I don't have anti armor either thank god I rolled even trout"}, {"start": 25876.2, "end": 25879.52, "text": " No, I can't I can't because I'm done to move items but no I can't"}, {"start": 25889.16, "end": 25891.16, "text": " I think I'm dead"}, {"start": 25919.16, "end": 25921.16, "text": " I don't know why I even bid it."}, {"start": 25921.66, "end": 25923.66, "text": " Why do I even bid it?"}, {"start": 25924.46, "end": 25927.66, "text": " I wouldn't even be surprised if Rogue is bugged on quirky."}, {"start": 25928.16, "end": 25931.66, "text": " The stats on Rogue quirky are fucking absurd."}, {"start": 25932.66, "end": 25934.66, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 25934.66, "end": 25937.66, "text": " It's a negative point three eight delta."}, {"start": 25937.66, "end": 25963.5, "text": " You just played 35 games in a row."}, {"start": 25963.5, "end": 25973.5, "text": " What did he end at?"}, {"start": 25973.5, "end": 25977.5, "text": " He's still Emerald II?"}, {"start": 25977.5, "end": 25981.5, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 25981.5, "end": 25989.5, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 25989.5, "end": 26019.18, "text": " Let me actually see how many games Milk has played, this guy is pissing me off."}, {"start": 26019.18, "end": 26025.22, "text": " This guy promised that he was going to start playing TFT, and he still has not played a"}, {"start": 26025.22, "end": 26031.6, "text": " single game of TFT."}, {"start": 26031.6, "end": 26037.74, "text": " The cons from this guy and every scrim is, oh, hold on guys, I'm lost."}, {"start": 26037.74, "end": 26039.94, "text": " And then we're like, okay, so stop watching CS."}, {"start": 26039.94, "end": 26044.14, "text": " And he's like, don't worry, when the set starts, I'm locked in."}, {"start": 26044.14, "end": 26044.9, "text": " And that's crazy."}, {"start": 26049.18, "end": 26059.18, "text": " Oh, he actually has 5 gamesplay today, that's not even that bad a little bit."}, {"start": 26059.18, "end": 26073.18, "text": " Alright, let me go yell at him again."}, {"start": 26073.18, "end": 26079.18, "text": " Hello, you need 15 board games before you can sleep."}, {"start": 26084.18, "end": 26086.18, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 26103.18, "end": 26106.18, "text": " Let me see how many games he has."}, {"start": 26106.18, "end": 26111.18, "text": " How many games do I have?"}, {"start": 26111.18, "end": 26120.18, "text": " Since he has 91 games."}, {"start": 26120.18, "end": 26122.18, "text": " I have 100 games."}, {"start": 26122.18, "end": 26131.18, "text": " Press event has 104 games."}, {"start": 26131.18, "end": 26133.18, "text": " What did I say? 65?"}, {"start": 26161.18, "end": 26163.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 26173.5, "end": 26175.5, "text": " Top word"}, {"start": 26191.18, "end": 26219.58, "text": " I'm not even hard stuck D243 LP is the equivalent of"}, {"start": 26221.18, "end": 26235.12, "text": " that's pretty good. is SGA fraud."}, {"start": 26235.12, "end": 26242.06, "text": " not really. No hard finds me."}, {"start": 26272.06, "end": 26290.86, "text": " The dude scored 25 points from shooting 17 free throws?"}, {"start": 26290.86, "end": 26299.22, "text": " Okay, I mean that's actually outrageous, but I mean either way, like either way it's"}, {"start": 26299.22, "end": 26306.420000000002, "text": " like the guy's a loser but they actually can't guard him like I mean I mean he's"}, {"start": 26306.420000000002, "end": 26311.760000000002, "text": " just gonna it's like anyone can do it but he's the best at it like I mean he's"}, {"start": 26311.760000000002, "end": 26316.24, "text": " just a loser so there's nothing wrong with that"}, {"start": 26316.24, "end": 26319.24, "text": " Kragas, Victor."}, {"start": 26319.24, "end": 26324.24, "text": " Do I even want to play a board?"}, {"start": 26324.24, "end": 26328.24, "text": " It's a medallion."}, {"start": 26328.24, "end": 26334.24, "text": " Every time I try playing a board, I just go in."}, {"start": 26346.24, "end": 26350.640000000003, "text": " Rod Chain BSOARD."}, {"start": 26350.640000000003, "end": 26355.04, "text": " Be a Chain Rod."}, {"start": 26355.04, "end": 26369.280000000002, "text": " Does this give items?"}, {"start": 26369.28, "end": 26385.92, "text": " and flashback. Carve a path with a DS sword. Higher chance to be prismatic. I'm about to"}, {"start": 26385.920000000002, "end": 26390.52, "text": " I'll just take this and open oh, oh, oh, okay. GG"}, {"start": 26404.52, "end": 26410.04, "text": " I mean if I if I hit bronzer life I can just play Victor without"}, {"start": 26410.04, "end": 26420.04, "text": " So, uh, with this item as well, and then I'll just, like, I can just go Victor 2 and push."}, {"start": 26420.04, "end": 26425.52, "text": " Rose says, GD, every game it has gone 4, 8, 6, I mean, my opener was, like, really bad."}, {"start": 26425.52, "end": 26433.440000000002, "text": " I feel like I was going 8, but then, like, this shit is trash."}, {"start": 26433.440000000002, "end": 26435.16, "text": " It's actual trash."}, {"start": 26435.16, "end": 26441.44, "text": " As we should silver, you have, let's say it's like 37 to 62%, I mean it's not actually"}, {"start": 26441.44, "end": 26447.76, "text": " skilled that way, but nah, it's not good, it's just not good, it hit rolls silver and"}, {"start": 26447.76, "end": 26452.3, "text": " then it gets upgraded to a gold, like nice man, nice."}, {"start": 26452.3, "end": 26458.8, "text": " And then I think like you can actually miss the prismatic, like some prismatics"}, {"start": 26458.8, "end": 26465.96, "text": " are not even better than a tier 1 on 2-1 and then a tier 2, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 26465.96, "end": 26467.96, "text": " So it's like, yeah, it's not that good."}, {"start": 26467.96, "end": 26475.52, "text": " I love most of our city troops, they're using it all wrapped up with the metting, the"}, {"start": 26475.52, "end": 26476.52, "text": " trinerism."}, {"start": 26476.52, "end": 26477.52, "text": " Expedition."}, {"start": 26477.52, "end": 26478.52, "text": " Great name."}, {"start": 26478.52, "end": 26479.52, "text": " But that's a tier 1."}, {"start": 26479.52, "end": 26480.52, "text": " Expedition, tier 1."}, {"start": 26480.52, "end": 26481.52, "text": " Great name."}, {"start": 26481.52, "end": 26483.52, "text": " Great name."}, {"start": 26486.28, "end": 26490.58, "text": " Imagine expedition into like slandered for for econ. I mean I would take that"}, {"start": 26497.84, "end": 26501.68, "text": " Over some of the prismatics, obviously some of the prismaticism is like a general feeling"}, {"start": 26501.68, "end": 26515.2, "text": " If I hit like Baron's lair, that's an instant win."}, {"start": 26515.2, "end": 26527.12, "text": " If I hit, like all of the econ prismatic are just bad because the problem is an econ prismatic"}, {"start": 26527.12, "end": 26529.94, "text": " Click on 3-2 is the equivalent?"}, {"start": 26529.94, "end": 26533.78, "text": " It's probably worse than just clicking an econ on 2-1 into a tier 2 econ on 3-2."}, {"start": 26533.78, "end": 26536.78, "text": " Who am I even talking to?"}, {"start": 26557.12, "end": 26568.52, "text": " That's probably playing towards Leblanc with extra HP on the Vanguard."}, {"start": 26568.52, "end": 26570.32, "text": " Echo and Varus."}, {"start": 26570.32, "end": 26571.64, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 26571.64, "end": 26573.64, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 26573.64, "end": 26575.64, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 26575.64, "end": 26576.64, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 26576.64, "end": 26577.64, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 26577.64, "end": 26579.64, "text": " I mean this is actually over."}, {"start": 26579.64, "end": 26594.64, "text": " I mean, this is actually over."}, {"start": 26594.64, "end": 26595.64, "text": " Divine intervention."}, {"start": 26595.64, "end": 26600.2, "text": " Because now, like, when I catch out, it's impossible to lose."}, {"start": 26600.2, "end": 26601.2, "text": " How can I lose?"}, {"start": 26601.2, "end": 26602.2, "text": " How many people clicked this?"}, {"start": 26602.2, "end": 26603.2, "text": " He clicked it."}, {"start": 26603.2, "end": 26604.2, "text": " Like, he clicked it."}, {"start": 26604.2, "end": 26605.2, "text": " He clicked it."}, {"start": 26605.2, "end": 26606.2, "text": " He clicked it."}, {"start": 26606.2, "end": 26607.2, "text": " He clicked it."}, {"start": 26607.2, "end": 26608.2, "text": " He clicked it."}, {"start": 26608.2, "end": 26610.2, "text": " He clicked it"}, {"start": 26614.52, "end": 26616.52, "text": " Is there a briar"}, {"start": 26634.84, "end": 26636.84, "text": " What"}, {"start": 26638.2, "end": 26640.2, "text": " Oh god man."}, {"start": 26640.2, "end": 26642.2, "text": " My god, I think so."}, {"start": 26642.2, "end": 26643.2, "text": " I mean, it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 26643.2, "end": 26647.2, "text": " As long as you get Anima in on 3-1, you can still catch on 300 if you actually want to"}, {"start": 26647.2, "end": 26648.2, "text": " plant loss."}, {"start": 26648.2, "end": 26652.2, "text": " It doesn't really matter that much, but..."}, {"start": 26652.2, "end": 26656.2, "text": " Archangel JG Uplink, Victor 2 on 2-5."}, {"start": 26668.2, "end": 26685.4, "text": " I mean if he opens up me my game is over."}, {"start": 26685.4, "end": 26693.4, "text": " No cap."}, {"start": 26693.4, "end": 26695.280000000002, "text": " And he got away with it."}, {"start": 26695.280000000002, "end": 26697.280000000002, "text": " He played this many units?"}, {"start": 26697.28, "end": 26707.28, "text": " I could have fought him ended his streak"}, {"start": 26727.28, "end": 26741.399999999998, "text": " 4 victor's shitter cowman."}, {"start": 26741.399999999998, "end": 26745.039999999997, "text": " It let me guess he's going to hit bronze for life."}, {"start": 26745.039999999997, "end": 26751.079999999998, "text": " What are you guys spamming?"}, {"start": 26751.08, "end": 26779.38, "text": " He's an Arbiter so he's playing towards the Blanc."}, {"start": 26779.38, "end": 26783.54, "text": " I'm pretty sure this guy's also playing towards the Blanc."}, {"start": 26783.54, "end": 26784.780000000002, "text": " So what the fuck am I playing?"}, {"start": 26806.9, "end": 26809.22, "text": " And I think I absolutely won."}, {"start": 26809.22, "end": 26811.22, "text": " Cuz I didn't pull open."}, {"start": 26811.22, "end": 26812.32, "text": " Why did I open?"}, {"start": 26812.32, "end": 26816.32, "text": " I mean I scouted this guy and I was gonna lose to him."}, {"start": 26816.32, "end": 26819.32, "text": " But uh, I think I actually won."}, {"start": 26819.32, "end": 26822.620000000003, "text": " So I believe my game is over."}, {"start": 26822.620000000003, "end": 26825.02, "text": " Unless I actually didn't lose."}, {"start": 26825.02, "end": 26826.920000000002, "text": " Oh wait."}, {"start": 26826.920000000002, "end": 26827.82, "text": " Oh it's not over."}, {"start": 26827.82, "end": 26828.620000000003, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 26828.620000000003, "end": 26832.32, "text": " I'm back."}, {"start": 26832.32, "end": 26836.620000000003, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 26836.62, "end": 26838.62, "text": " Oh, okay, I mean, Roloper's mad at me and I got Baron's lair."}, {"start": 26843.739999999998, "end": 26844.239999999998, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 26845.539999999997, "end": 26849.26, "text": " I'm pretty sure I can just BFL into Victor 2."}, {"start": 26850.379999999997, "end": 26852.039999999997, "text": " No, no, no, that's kind of boring."}, {"start": 26852.039999999997, "end": 26855.879999999997, "text": " I'm pretty sure I can just go Baron's lair and play anything."}, {"start": 26858.94, "end": 26861.14, "text": " Bro, I'm pretty sure I can just BFL into Victor 2."}, {"start": 26861.78, "end": 26862.28, "text": " Or no."}, {"start": 26862.86, "end": 26863.879999999997, "text": " Is that actually better?"}, {"start": 26863.88, "end": 26870.88, "text": " And whatever it's a cash-out, I'm gonna just play for first through the fuck-gears."}, {"start": 26870.88, "end": 26874.88, "text": " Don't care."}, {"start": 26874.88, "end": 26879.88, "text": " Expedition."}, {"start": 26879.88, "end": 26886.88, "text": " I think from mech."}, {"start": 26886.88, "end": 26888.88, "text": " Expedition"}, {"start": 26892.56, "end": 26894.56, "text": " Into mech"}, {"start": 26916.88, "end": 26925.88, "text": " GG. Oh, it's just after 8 seconds of combat, your team gains 5% every second for the rest of combat. I mean, it's pretty good."}, {"start": 26934.88, "end": 26941.88, "text": " I think I should just do like 4, 3, 4 way contest LeBlanc, no joke."}, {"start": 26941.88, "end": 26946.88, "text": " I mean, maybe he's pivoting. Oh, he's sent BB. It's only a two-way offensive long."}, {"start": 26976.88, "end": 26981.88, "text": " GG. GG. GG, everybody."}, {"start": 26985.48, "end": 26987.48, "text": " Is that this guy's also playing the Leblanc?"}, {"start": 26993.780000000002, "end": 26995.780000000002, "text": " I need to take Varus, because I need HP."}, {"start": 26996.58, "end": 26998.58, "text": " I need the Varus food."}, {"start": 26999.280000000002, "end": 27001.280000000002, "text": " Or I'll make... Oh, Leblanc. GG."}, {"start": 27002.38, "end": 27002.88, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 27002.88, "end": 27010.760000000002, "text": " It's just the uncontested first won't play man. Oh, thanks"}, {"start": 27032.88, "end": 27054.66, "text": " Oh wait, I think he's pivoting to- wait, what's his armor?"}, {"start": 27054.66, "end": 27056.66, "text": " Wait, is he playing?"}, {"start": 27056.66, "end": 27062.66, "text": " Oh no, I mean, he's probably not going to pivot."}, {"start": 27062.66, "end": 27071.66, "text": " I mean, this is like the one time where I think Gumbelade is actually good, because all I have to do is stall and I just win the game."}, {"start": 27071.66, "end": 27079.66, "text": " After 8 seconds, you just gain 5 AP and AP every single round for the rest of the game, for the rest of the whatever, of 1 HP off."}, {"start": 27079.66, "end": 27105.5, "text": " Okay, that sucks how"}, {"start": 27109.66, "end": 27125.94, "text": " I don't actually want to lose this one, I mean it doesn't really matter if I win or lose."}, {"start": 27125.94, "end": 27128.14, "text": " Like if I win, I win."}, {"start": 27128.14, "end": 27129.14, "text": " If I lose, I lose."}, {"start": 27129.14, "end": 27132.14, "text": " Cause I can just 4-2 with them."}, {"start": 27132.14, "end": 27141.579999999998, "text": " Maybe that's not worth it, and I should just 4-1 all in, I probably should just 4-1 all"}, {"start": 27141.579999999998, "end": 27142.579999999998, "text": " in."}, {"start": 27142.579999999998, "end": 27145.579999999998, "text": " It's probably not worth it for 42 this game."}, {"start": 27145.579999999998, "end": 27151.579999999998, "text": " I hope that loses anyway."}, {"start": 27151.579999999998, "end": 27153.579999999998, "text": " GG, GG, wait."}, {"start": 27153.579999999998, "end": 27154.579999999998, "text": " WHOA!"}, {"start": 27154.579999999998, "end": 27155.579999999998, "text": " GG, GG!"}, {"start": 27155.58, "end": 27157.58, "text": " G"}, {"start": 27161.460000000003, "end": 27164.960000000003, "text": " Where's my catch up even a gold well, that's pretty good"}, {"start": 27185.58, "end": 27192.58, "text": " I just think Tomcatch do front line. No. So why did I not see a single copy of any?"}, {"start": 27196.58, "end": 27199.58, "text": " Oh man. I found more guys with two I guess."}, {"start": 27229.58, "end": 27231.58, "text": " I didn't find a"}, {"start": 27261.58, "end": 27268.38, "text": " on this layer. I mean I could just roll until the block 2 but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't"}, {"start": 27268.38, "end": 27274.02, "text": " be able to grab a dual Q, portable forge. I didn't even get 8 feet to my board it's"}, {"start": 27274.02, "end": 27291.02, "text": " over. Damage jam? Damage is pretty good."}, {"start": 27291.02, "end": 27296.02, "text": " I mean, am I really with the world with just the Blanc?"}, {"start": 27296.02, "end": 27301.02, "text": " The zero of Blanc's gone."}, {"start": 27301.02, "end": 27311.02, "text": " How do you can't miss?"}, {"start": 27311.02, "end": 27320.02, "text": " You can miss. You can miss."}, {"start": 27320.02, "end": 27322.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 27322.2, "end": 27325.52, "text": " How man Victor three"}, {"start": 27327.66, "end": 27329.66, "text": " How"}, {"start": 27333.4, "end": 27335.4, "text": " I'm gonna hit the important one I guess"}, {"start": 27340.3, "end": 27342.920000000002, "text": " Baron's layers look at this you perma scale"}, {"start": 27350.02, "end": 27355.02, "text": " But how I need one man, how?"}, {"start": 27359.22, "end": 27361.22, "text": " Carla too"}, {"start": 27380.02, "end": 27387.78, "text": " I found the Leblanc from the thing. There's a total of zero Leblancs on! How?! How?! How?!"}, {"start": 27410.02, "end": 27428.82, "text": " I mean, I have to take Varus or I'll make 5 Tiny Champion Visitors, I mean, that's"}, {"start": 27428.82, "end": 27431.82, "text": " pretty good actually."}, {"start": 27431.82, "end": 27433.82, "text": " Oh no, no."}, {"start": 27434.82, "end": 27436.82, "text": " Fucking useless."}, {"start": 27436.82, "end": 27438.82, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 27440.82, "end": 27442.82, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 27455.82, "end": 27459.82, "text": " Thank you. I thought the pizza should have came."}, {"start": 27461.82, "end": 27484.64, "text": " I mean it's still good yes I'm making 10 and Simon has had but it would be a lot better"}, {"start": 27484.64, "end": 27492.48, "text": " No, if I had one more life, my spot is illegal."}, {"start": 27492.48, "end": 27494.04, "text": " But also it's Verus."}, {"start": 27494.04, "end": 27496.64, "text": " So I'm pretty sure I won the game."}, {"start": 27496.64, "end": 27502.48, "text": " I'm pretty sure the moment I select the boom, I won the game."}, {"start": 27502.48, "end": 27509.48, "text": " Because Barrask is HP to all the Vanguards and GG."}, {"start": 27509.48, "end": 27514.48, "text": " And GG."}, {"start": 27514.48, "end": 27518.48, "text": " And GG."}, {"start": 27518.48, "end": 27521.48, "text": " What are they thinking?"}, {"start": 27521.48, "end": 27524.48, "text": " Are they close to something?"}, {"start": 27524.48, "end": 27526.48, "text": " Hopefully not."}, {"start": 27526.48, "end": 27528.48, "text": " What are they thinking?"}, {"start": 27528.48, "end": 27530.48, "text": " Are they close to something?"}, {"start": 27530.48, "end": 27532.48, "text": " Hopefully not."}, {"start": 27534.48, "end": 27536.48, "text": " I mean I'm scouting around, who the fuck do I lose to?"}, {"start": 27540.48, "end": 27541.48, "text": " This game's over."}, {"start": 27541.48, "end": 27542.48, "text": " This is the shit over."}, {"start": 27544.48, "end": 27545.48, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 27546.48, "end": 27547.48, "text": " I mean it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 27547.48, "end": 27549.48, "text": " He's what's it called one."}, {"start": 27549.48, "end": 27550.48, "text": " I need a hold."}, {"start": 27550.48, "end": 27551.48, "text": " Honestly, shit is easy."}, {"start": 27551.48, "end": 27552.48, "text": " You kind of hold this."}, {"start": 27556.48, "end": 27576.66, "text": " I lost anyway, honestly I'm still too light, now I'm on the lock."}, {"start": 27576.66, "end": 27578.66, "text": " If that guy hits A-SOUL 2, I am fucked."}, {"start": 27578.66, "end": 27580.66, "text": " Oh, I am fucked."}, {"start": 27596.66, "end": 27600.66, "text": " Well, Bremmel's so bad that I'm probably just gonna reforge this in two turns."}, {"start": 27600.66, "end": 27602.66, "text": " I mean, I can't. It's too expensive."}, {"start": 27602.66, "end": 27604.66, "text": " I'm not rolling for one thing, man."}, {"start": 27606.66, "end": 27609.78, "text": " Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"}, {"start": 27614.46, "end": 27614.96, "text": " Alright"}, {"start": 27615.74, "end": 27617.5, "text": " And now I can level for 3 moisture and DVD"}, {"start": 27618.18, "end": 27619.06, "text": " But I'm pretty sure"}, {"start": 27626.7, "end": 27627.7, "text": " I'm pretty sure I'm looking at this"}, {"start": 27631.38, "end": 27632.579999999998, "text": " Now my tolerance actually is good"}, {"start": 27634.02, "end": 27635.54, "text": " 56 to level"}, {"start": 27635.54, "end": 27637.54, "text": " I have the sac 2 and I can actually level."}, {"start": 27640.54, "end": 27642.54, "text": " You do not need TREG, you don't need TREG."}, {"start": 27642.54, "end": 27644.54, "text": " You just stall for fucking 10 seconds"}, {"start": 27644.54, "end": 27646.54, "text": " and the fight's over."}, {"start": 27646.54, "end": 27648.54, "text": " It does not matter, just wait."}, {"start": 27655.54, "end": 27657.54, "text": " This doesn't kill my..."}, {"start": 27663.54, "end": 27664.54, "text": " Just look at the AP, just look."}, {"start": 27664.54, "end": 27671.52, "text": " Everyone just look who is this who is the same this shit? No"}, {"start": 27677.940000000002, "end": 27680.3, "text": " My Zoe worthless ass to zero item"}, {"start": 27681.3, "end": 27682.420000000002, "text": " 4.3"}, {"start": 27682.420000000002, "end": 27685.9, "text": " Karma to zero item 3.1 a bar no"}, {"start": 27687.46, "end": 27689.46, "text": " That's really good"}, {"start": 27689.7, "end": 27692.7, "text": " I mean barred bar was your item is gonna do like 5k damage"}, {"start": 27694.54, "end": 27696.54, "text": " Did he hit asl2? Where is he?"}, {"start": 27696.54, "end": 27698.54, "text": " He hit asl2gg."}, {"start": 27698.54, "end": 27700.54, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 27700.54, "end": 27702.54, "text": " Wait, if I fight that guy, I'm dead as fuck."}, {"start": 27717.54, "end": 27720.54, "text": " Also, I'm fighting this and I don't have, uh, I don't have shred."}, {"start": 27720.54, "end": 27723.54, "text": " But I'm pretty sure this guy is physically..."}, {"start": 27724.54, "end": 27731.54, "text": " He's still combat."}, {"start": 27744.98, "end": 27747.06, "text": " Hoo, hoo, hoo."}, {"start": 27747.06, "end": 27749.64, "text": " Carb, Carb-2's"}, {"start": 27749.64, "end": 27751.84, "text": " Baron's lair."}, {"start": 27751.84, "end": 27753.84, "text": " I key"}, {"start": 27756.28, "end": 27759.2, "text": " Voyager for amp or pressure part actually is infinite damage"}, {"start": 27764.62, "end": 27766.62, "text": " The 3rd Voyager is kinda good 6% amp"}, {"start": 27776.64, "end": 27778.64, "text": " I'm pretty sure this is actually infinite damage"}, {"start": 27781.84, "end": 27790.28, "text": " Great, he just hit a lousy 3."}, {"start": 27790.28, "end": 27791.28, "text": " Charge transfer?"}, {"start": 27791.28, "end": 27794.28, "text": " That actually sounds a little bit easy."}, {"start": 27794.28, "end": 27823.559999999998, "text": " I've had that fish for what's it called."}, {"start": 27823.56, "end": 27832.02, "text": " No shut no problem. Who might fight? Oh, I didn't know who I'm"}, {"start": 27832.02, "end": 27837.280000000002, "text": " one. I mean, probably didn't do anything. Bramble's really"}, {"start": 27837.280000000002, "end": 27840.82, "text": " good at problems with doing anything."}, {"start": 27840.82, "end": 27859.72, "text": " I'm fighting this guy GG and this has the highest single target"}, {"start": 27859.72, "end": 27861.72, "text": " Rage is the best, fuck it."}, {"start": 27869.72, "end": 27873.72, "text": " Radiant Gargoyle and I don't have Shred. I need to kill one more Unirom day."}, {"start": 27878.72, "end": 27880.72, "text": " Oh no, it's actually dead."}, {"start": 27880.72, "end": 27882.72, "text": " I'm not dead, it's fine."}, {"start": 27883.72, "end": 27888.72, "text": " I don't even know how this is even allowed, the explanation. How the fuck is that shit allowed? I don't get it."}, {"start": 27919.72, "end": 27920.56, "text": " Oh, great."}, {"start": 27922.74, "end": 27924.72, "text": " I'm pretty sure I do see my sword though."}, {"start": 27928.780000000002, "end": 27930.280000000002, "text": " Oh, it's not too changing though."}, {"start": 27949.72, "end": 27954.72, "text": " Like, how is expedition allowed by the way?"}, {"start": 27954.72, "end": 27957.72, "text": " I don't know, I don't know!"}, {"start": 27957.72, "end": 27960.72, "text": " Oh, that's good."}, {"start": 27962.72, "end": 27967.72, "text": " Just a hee, and then hee, portable forge is the best mech item."}, {"start": 27967.72, "end": 27970.72, "text": " Isn't that..."}, {"start": 27974.72, "end": 27977.72, "text": " That's a tier one."}, {"start": 27977.72, "end": 27979.72, "text": " That's a tier one"}, {"start": 28037.72, "end": 28044.72, "text": " I have a pramble vest. That's our main thing."}, {"start": 28054.72, "end": 28061.72, "text": " This is the way damage hole we fought. I don't want this board to walk up."}, {"start": 28061.72, "end": 28068.72, "text": " I mean, Loki, I can win!"}, {"start": 28068.72, "end": 28072.920000000002, "text": " I mean, this matchup, I need Singletargo for sure."}, {"start": 28072.920000000002, "end": 28073.920000000002, "text": " I had to hit, like..."}, {"start": 28073.920000000002, "end": 28084.920000000002, "text": " I mean, I just had to kill..."}, {"start": 28084.920000000002, "end": 28089.920000000002, "text": " I mean, I just had to kill-"}, {"start": 28089.920000000002, "end": 28095.920000000002, "text": " I mean, I have anti-MR. That's pretty good, right?"}, {"start": 28095.920000000002, "end": 28108.920000000002, "text": " It's dead instantly."}, {"start": 28108.920000000002, "end": 28119.920000000002, "text": " I'm pretty sure it was hard to get full in both, nevermind I'm dead anyway."}, {"start": 28119.920000000002, "end": 28124.920000000002, "text": " I don't get it, I went third."}, {"start": 28124.920000000002, "end": 28126.920000000002, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 28140.420000000002, "end": 28143.920000000002, "text": " That was unfun and unfair."}, {"start": 28143.920000000002, "end": 28144.920000000002, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 28154.920000000002, "end": 28168.36, "text": " You just get a Radiant item."}, {"start": 28168.36, "end": 28179.36, "text": " What does Radiant Gargoyle?"}, {"start": 28179.36, "end": 28198.7, "text": " Oh, it's not even that good, it's a 3.79, I believe it's not even that good, well I mean,"}, {"start": 28198.7, "end": 28202.36, "text": " but then you have the, okay, so like that, like this is the stats of Mighty Mech, by"}, {"start": 28202.36, "end": 28207.48, "text": " the way, our complete ass, like the stats of three item Mighty Mech, with just like"}, {"start": 28207.48, "end": 28212.84, "text": " regular gargoyle this unit is trash but let me add the reliant soul and you go to items and look at the"}, {"start": 28212.84, "end": 28217.16, "text": " delta of what's gone in this is just a cash out this addition is fucking broken this anime cash"}, {"start": 28217.16, "end": 28221.88, "text": " out is also broken I mean this one is like low-key balanced I mean this cash out I mean the 300"}, {"start": 28221.88, "end": 28226.44, "text": " animals just you know be uh I mean the radiant gargoyle is the best and then let me go let me"}, {"start": 28226.44, "end": 28234.2, "text": " go to victor oh or not Victor let me go to a soul oh so he has a negative 0.83 delta item"}, {"start": 28234.2, "end": 28244.2, "text": " a negative 0.57 delta item and then a negative 0.7 delta item like how? How can you compete?"}, {"start": 28244.2, "end": 28254.2, "text": " How can you compete?"}, {"start": 28254.2, "end": 28256.2, "text": " How can you compete?"}, {"start": 28261.2, "end": 28266.2, "text": " Only 15% fire in a line dealing physical damage equal to 50%"}, {"start": 28269.2, "end": 28273.2, "text": " Steel 8 from all, I mean this shit sounds so OP on Galio, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 28277.2, "end": 28281.2, "text": " I didn't even realize it was that OP, that sounds like a new level of OP"}, {"start": 28284.2, "end": 28296.04, "text": " Let me read this one, I mean it's 400 base, oh I'm tired, I'm still Diamond Duke, how?"}, {"start": 28296.04, "end": 28312.04, "text": " Yeah, that's right."}, {"start": 28312.04, "end": 28315.04, "text": " Weren't you one game off of Master Six things ago?"}, {"start": 28315.04, "end": 28317.04, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 28317.04, "end": 28319.04, "text": " Aren't you approaching 40?"}, {"start": 28347.04, "end": 28348.04, "text": " I'm tired."}, {"start": 28354.04, "end": 28356.04, "text": " I will follow this path until the end."}, {"start": 28360.04, "end": 28362.04, "text": " Tomorrow's the last of my words."}, {"start": 28364.04, "end": 28365.04, "text": " I'm tired."}, {"start": 28368.04, "end": 28370.04, "text": " Sometimes I wonder if Soju is a real person."}, {"start": 28370.04, "end": 28374.04, "text": " No, I'm probably, okay, low-key. I'm tired."}, {"start": 28374.04, "end": 28376.04, "text": " But I'm actually like kind of motivated to climb."}, {"start": 28377.04, "end": 28404.36, "text": " I'm telling you they're like the pisses are throwing in the first half and then that people and then they're allowing people to buy in"}, {"start": 28404.36, "end": 28409.36, "text": " to the pistons that better odds and then that's when the wind trade occurs."}, {"start": 28416.36, "end": 28420.36, "text": " There's this one guy that I tailed. He just he just dropped the fucking nuke on the nets."}, {"start": 28420.36, "end": 28425.36, "text": " They were down 30 going into the fourth quarter and then and the nets lost."}, {"start": 28425.36, "end": 28428.36, "text": " Explain that to me."}, {"start": 28434.36, "end": 28438.260000000002, "text": " I can't it's just a win trade. Oh"}, {"start": 28440.600000000002, "end": 28442.920000000002, "text": " No, no, no the pisses know the pisses were up 30"}, {"start": 28444.28, "end": 28448.48, "text": " No, no the pisses were up 30. He was on the nets at like one to ten odds"}, {"start": 28449.48, "end": 28454.96, "text": " In the in the in the nets were down 30 going to the fourth in the next one"}, {"start": 28456.32, "end": 28461.88, "text": " Tell me that's not a win trade the guy moved it like no, no this this this the league is just"}, {"start": 28464.36, "end": 28470.36, "text": " I swear I'm sullen and Ezreal GG"}, {"start": 28473.36, "end": 28475.36, "text": " oh wait for a different meaning I can actually make it to 10"}, {"start": 28485.36, "end": 28487.36, "text": " I'm rich as fuck I sold my Ezreal GG"}, {"start": 28488.36, "end": 28490.36, "text": " Gwen too I mean that's actually pretty okay"}, {"start": 28491.36, "end": 28493.36, "text": " I have a Briar"}, {"start": 28494.36, "end": 28497.36, "text": " I mean, Gwen?"}, {"start": 28497.36, "end": 28501.36, "text": " I mean, I'm pretty sure Gwen's actually good."}, {"start": 28501.36, "end": 28504.36, "text": " It's not my fault, it's off."}, {"start": 28554.36, "end": 28556.2, "text": " I'm making 20 and I got a TG."}, {"start": 28558.64, "end": 28559.48, "text": " Another rogue."}, {"start": 28559.48, "end": 28560.32, "text": " This quickly."}, {"start": 28560.32, "end": 28562.32, "text": " An ATrocks, I should definitely hold that."}, {"start": 28569.32, "end": 28571.16, "text": " Bell Vets, should I hold that?"}, {"start": 28579.16, "end": 28580.16, "text": " Or should I hold Milio?"}, {"start": 28584.36, "end": 28589.36, "text": " I'm rather hopeful with that."}, {"start": 28589.36, "end": 28595.08, "text": " I mean it's a full low low opener, I made 20, making 30."}, {"start": 28595.08, "end": 28603.36, "text": " I'm pretty sure if I see one more econ augment, I can just 9 on 4, 3, or 4, 2."}, {"start": 28603.36, "end": 28604.36, "text": " And I'm not even poor."}, {"start": 28604.36, "end": 28607.88, "text": " Because I can just play 8 trucks of cauli and then just slot in the first legendary"}, {"start": 28607.88, "end": 28608.88, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 28608.88, "end": 28610.88, "text": " But if it's like some trash legendary then I'm screwed."}, {"start": 28623.920000000002, "end": 28625.920000000002, "text": " Another rogue."}, {"start": 28625.920000000002, "end": 28627.920000000002, "text": " Four rogue."}, {"start": 28632.4, "end": 28634.4, "text": " Atroc's hold."}, {"start": 28639.84, "end": 28644.56, "text": " Well one the previous around I'm pretty sure the people I beat I beat anyway"}, {"start": 28647.0, "end": 28652.32, "text": " But honestly, I don't even buy double-leveling here, okay, but if I if I"}, {"start": 28654.32, "end": 28658.04, "text": " This is actually a good unit 40 AD AP whole board"}, {"start": 28668.88, "end": 28670.88, "text": " Show me 40."}, {"start": 28670.88, "end": 28672.88, "text": " Show that I find one atrox, right?"}, {"start": 28686.88, "end": 28688.88, "text": " No one's re-rolling Fizz?"}, {"start": 28688.88, "end": 28700.72, "text": " Kaisa Fizz with after three runs in a 4 cost champion."}, {"start": 28700.72, "end": 28718.72, "text": " Jax, Vayne, Zoe, okay, well I need the atrox back, well there is atrox because the atrox"}, {"start": 28718.72, "end": 28731.36, "text": " is actually final word let's finish this quickly I'm losing 1580 and AP"}, {"start": 28733.48, "end": 28736.84, "text": " there's a kaisa as well"}, {"start": 28736.84, "end": 28746.84, "text": " it's kind of expensive i can't run just hold down there"}, {"start": 28746.84, "end": 28770.08, "text": " Wait, wait, is this game over?"}, {"start": 28770.08, "end": 28776.38, "text": " I am level 5 making 40 with a Gwent 2."}, {"start": 28776.38, "end": 28778.38, "text": " I am going the fastest fucking 9."}, {"start": 28782.74, "end": 28785.940000000002, "text": " And then if you just play H.R.O.N.S. or Kali, you can just slot in any legendary that you see."}, {"start": 28787.18, "end": 28788.18, "text": " But I probably need..."}, {"start": 28806.38, "end": 28821.18, "text": " I mean, it probably is weaker, but who cares?"}, {"start": 28821.18, "end": 28826.780000000002, "text": " Because I'm kind of bad at the play, what's it called, my port of stocks."}, {"start": 28826.780000000002, "end": 28829.620000000003, "text": " Like, if I fight anyone that's actually strong, I'm gonna lose."}, {"start": 28829.620000000003, "end": 28832.940000000002, "text": " If I have HP on that, should I just end the game with Riven then?"}, {"start": 28832.940000000002, "end": 28842.54, "text": " is there another rogue that's decent? like kaisa? or should I just not get baited by cyber"}, {"start": 28902.54, "end": 28916.32, "text": " I mean I can also end the game with Rast and that way I'm not giving each week a fucking"}, {"start": 28916.32, "end": 28926.32, "text": " Atrox and I can just play Brast as my front line and I can just play 5 Rogue, yes or 4 Rogue."}, {"start": 28926.32, "end": 28938.079999999998, "text": " And I already have an Atrox, I'm not playing Jax, I might play Meade Seed, I'm pretty sure"}, {"start": 28938.08, "end": 28940.08, "text": " I should always be tapping around back so"}, {"start": 28968.08, "end": 28974.08, "text": " BFL level 9."}, {"start": 28974.08, "end": 28978.08, "text": " I need some, I need any econ in GD."}, {"start": 28978.08, "end": 28981.08, "text": " Alright, I mean BFL is fine."}, {"start": 28981.08, "end": 28984.08, "text": " Alright, which means I'm probably going to end with Rast."}, {"start": 28984.08, "end": 28989.08, "text": " Like Atrox, Meepsy,"}, {"start": 28989.08, "end": 28992.08, "text": " Mordekaiser,"}, {"start": 28992.08, "end": 28995.08, "text": " Akali,"}, {"start": 28995.08, "end": 28997.08, "text": " Fiora?"}, {"start": 29018.56, "end": 29021.460000000003, "text": " I mean the problem is this board doesn't doesn't play Rastow"}, {"start": 29025.08, "end": 29030.08, "text": " Unless I can go 10."}, {"start": 29030.08, "end": 29035.08, "text": " Can I go 10?"}, {"start": 29035.08, "end": 29040.08, "text": " Probably not."}, {"start": 29040.08, "end": 29045.08, "text": " Who's the carry of my entire corridor?"}, {"start": 29045.08, "end": 29050.08, "text": " There's gonna be a fucking one-shot."}, {"start": 29050.08, "end": 29054.4, "text": " entire quarter there's gonna be a fucking one-shot you don't even need Vex"}, {"start": 29054.4, "end": 29082.4, "text": " I need an Akali though."}, {"start": 29082.4, "end": 29097.760000000002, "text": " Okay, when can I even go 9 though?"}, {"start": 29097.760000000002, "end": 29102.84, "text": " I need an econ, I just needed any econ, it was just GG."}, {"start": 29102.84, "end": 29105.640000000003, "text": " Come on, bro."}, {"start": 29105.640000000003, "end": 29107.640000000003, "text": " I'm broke."}, {"start": 29107.640000000003, "end": 29109.640000000003, "text": " Come on, bro."}, {"start": 29109.64, "end": 29112.72, "text": " Also, I don't even have to play this exact board. I can also just play like"}, {"start": 29113.96, "end": 29117.42, "text": " As long as I have like five synergies, it's already pretty good. 50% damage in"}, {"start": 29124.92, "end": 29126.92, "text": " Two 5-5 champions"}, {"start": 29128.44, "end": 29130.44, "text": " And a chain"}, {"start": 29131.68, "end": 29133.68, "text": " Chain cold player on Bo-Rod"}, {"start": 29134.44, "end": 29136.44, "text": " Victor, Gragas"}, {"start": 29139.64, "end": 29168.64, "text": " I just need to win one round."}, {"start": 29168.64, "end": 29170.64, "text": " where my research takes me."}, {"start": 29178.559999999998, "end": 29180.559999999998, "text": " And then I go rod, try to sneak in too."}, {"start": 29182.3, "end": 29182.8, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 29198.64, "end": 29214.239999999998, "text": " Okay, I won this round."}, {"start": 29214.24, "end": 29227.920000000002, "text": " Okay, I'm kind of down to just always end around Nunu."}, {"start": 29227.920000000002, "end": 29233.320000000003, "text": " Because this Nunu is actually tanky, yes."}, {"start": 29233.320000000003, "end": 29235.72, "text": " And I just don't like, let's try to get this, let's try to get low key to fraud."}, {"start": 29235.72, "end": 29239.72, "text": " Like, if I have it this early, I'm kind of down."}, {"start": 29239.72, "end": 29246.72, "text": " My god doesn't want peace."}, {"start": 29257.72, "end": 29262.72, "text": " I'm never playing a loli plus this."}, {"start": 29262.72, "end": 29268.72, "text": " A new new Mordekaiser which means I can play, I guess I'm a half of a Mordekaiser then."}, {"start": 29269.72, "end": 29274.2, "text": " I guess I don't have to play atrox to call you either"}, {"start": 29283.600000000002, "end": 29288.4, "text": " what the fuck am I gonna play? I'm not playing any game"}, {"start": 29288.4, "end": 29308.08, "text": " I'm pretty sure the atronauts are calling you so fucking efficient."}, {"start": 29308.08, "end": 29315.760000000002, "text": " I mean the bros are also so efficient right now."}, {"start": 29315.760000000002, "end": 29318.04, "text": " I can also just play like Hronk's full shen and not play that."}, {"start": 29325.160000000003, "end": 29326.06, "text": " I'm not playing this shen."}, {"start": 29329.18, "end": 29330.100000000002, "text": " I mean it sounds like I'm wrong."}, {"start": 29330.54, "end": 29331.340000000004, "text": " Not playing that."}, {"start": 29333.500000000004, "end": 29334.300000000003, "text": " Not playing that."}, {"start": 29337.140000000003, "end": 29338.100000000002, "text": " 52 to level."}, {"start": 29340.24, "end": 29341.440000000002, "text": " Bulls rod."}, {"start": 29341.86, "end": 29342.36, "text": " Shield."}, {"start": 29342.36, "end": 29342.86, "text": " Gloves."}, {"start": 29345.760000000002, "end": 29364.160000000003, "text": " I mean there's no way I'm building a single fucking time."}, {"start": 29364.160000000003, "end": 29368.280000000002, "text": " Alright I mean I can also just go double TG and just commit."}, {"start": 29368.280000000002, "end": 29369.280000000002, "text": " I'm down, I'm down."}, {"start": 29369.280000000002, "end": 29370.280000000002, "text": " Yes, I'm down."}, {"start": 29370.280000000002, "end": 29373.280000000002, "text": " What the fuck are these TGs?"}, {"start": 29373.28, "end": 29377.36, "text": " Cause then I just play Atrocic Holly always."}, {"start": 29377.36, "end": 29381.64, "text": " And then I do that Boat Rod tier, which is that I can always itemize Vex, I guess."}, {"start": 29381.64, "end": 29386.039999999997, "text": " Why does this guy have like a 7 milli items?"}, {"start": 29386.039999999997, "end": 29387.039999999997, "text": " Spreading Roots."}, {"start": 29387.039999999997, "end": 29388.039999999997, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 29388.04, "end": 29403.04, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 29403.04, "end": 29411.04, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 29411.04, "end": 29413.04, "text": " Lucky gloves!"}, {"start": 29413.04, "end": 29415.04, "text": " JEEE!"}, {"start": 29422.04, "end": 29424.04, "text": " What the fuck is this shop?"}, {"start": 29441.04, "end": 29461.04, "text": " I am gonna have absolutely look at my my bronzer like value, but I mean it's kind of fine"}, {"start": 29461.04, "end": 29466.04, "text": " And I didn't even play H.R.O.S. with Akali for sure though."}, {"start": 29467.760000000002, "end": 29469.760000000002, "text": " Lucky gloves without precision?"}, {"start": 29469.760000000002, "end": 29471.16, "text": " I think this game is over."}, {"start": 29473.24, "end": 29474.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 29475.2, "end": 29477.24, "text": " Lucky gloves with precision from Akali,"}, {"start": 29477.24, "end": 29478.32, "text": " Akali, what's it called?"}, {"start": 29478.32, "end": 29480.120000000003, "text": " I mean, I should probably just play it always."}, {"start": 29482.64, "end": 29484.4, "text": " He plays Vex to Shem2, that doesn't matter."}, {"start": 29484.4, "end": 29486.120000000003, "text": " This game's over."}, {"start": 29486.120000000003, "end": 29488.88, "text": " I'm pretty sure I will win on one star everything."}, {"start": 29488.88, "end": 29489.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 29491.04, "end": 29491.760000000002, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 29494.32, "end": 29495.36, "text": " Let's do an echo."}, {"start": 29501.120000000003, "end": 29503.120000000003, "text": " Yeah, that's the one that hits like some research hit."}, {"start": 29513.68, "end": 29515.68, "text": " Oh, holy shit, it changes items based on..."}, {"start": 29517.04, "end": 29517.68, "text": " I don't know that."}, {"start": 29521.04, "end": 29523.04, "text": " actually happen with this"}, {"start": 29530.940000000002, "end": 29532.940000000002, "text": " to roll"}, {"start": 29538.38, "end": 29541.66, "text": " 64 to level I mean I might as well just"}, {"start": 29551.04, "end": 29558.02, "text": " That's two with the radiant rabbitons. That's fine. Oh, I don't know. I don't know if this is fine"}, {"start": 29563.52, "end": 29565.52, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 29567.36, "end": 29571.96, "text": " This is fine I mean it's permanent everyone one turn"}, {"start": 29574.440000000002, "end": 29579.72, "text": " Which is that if I don't if I six one I'm not even saving gold I might as well just nine on four whatever it's called"}, {"start": 29581.04, "end": 29585.04, "text": " and four rounds gain a complete amount of Angel."}, {"start": 29589.04, "end": 29592.04, "text": " I mean, the Sun-Heads is actually good."}, {"start": 29592.04, "end": 29595.04, "text": " And it gives me a, uh..."}, {"start": 29595.04, "end": 29598.04, "text": " uh, 12-volt later."}, {"start": 29598.04, "end": 29600.04, "text": " Starting to echo one."}, {"start": 29600.04, "end": 29602.04, "text": " 12-volt is pretty good."}, {"start": 29602.04, "end": 29605.04, "text": " I'll sign a report to Tier, then."}, {"start": 29605.04, "end": 29613.0, "text": " I won the game. I won the game. I won the game. I'm just stacking one more. I'm just stacking"}, {"start": 29613.0, "end": 29631.32, "text": " one more. I can get the orange. GG. GG everybody. Okay. GG everybody. Every time I go that without"}, {"start": 29631.32, "end": 29640.26, "text": " like the thing I feel like it's just always bad I'm not this start all right"}, {"start": 29640.26, "end": 29647.52, "text": " I said one more I get a two-star five-clock sensor yes it's perfect"}, {"start": 29647.52, "end": 29651.079999999998, "text": " interval so you might as well just level and sit"}, {"start": 29661.32, "end": 29666.32, "text": " And I could also just make 51 for it, I mean it's only a difference of like 4 gold from Dorival."}, {"start": 29672.32, "end": 29673.32, "text": " And..."}, {"start": 29674.82, "end": 29677.32, "text": " And 60 to level."}, {"start": 29682.32, "end": 29683.32, "text": " And..."}, {"start": 29691.32, "end": 29693.32, "text": " Are you a little mature?"}, {"start": 29696.36, "end": 29698.36, "text": " Who's our gym?"}, {"start": 29702.86, "end": 29704.86, "text": " Five free rolls"}, {"start": 29712.26, "end": 29714.26, "text": " One free roll"}, {"start": 29716.4, "end": 29718.4, "text": " I mean that's not even bad movie"}, {"start": 29721.32, "end": 29724.32, "text": " Let me just make a gun real quick."}, {"start": 29724.32, "end": 29727.32, "text": " I can't have a karma tune, nope."}, {"start": 29731.32, "end": 29733.32, "text": " 1, 2, 3, 4, 5."}, {"start": 29738.32, "end": 29741.32, "text": " My frontline is so fucking bad."}, {"start": 29741.32, "end": 29744.32, "text": " Should I just open cell gym 2?"}, {"start": 29746.32, "end": 29749.32, "text": " My frontline is so fucking bad."}, {"start": 29751.32, "end": 29757.32, "text": " It's BFL fucking sucks now."}, {"start": 29757.32, "end": 29763.32, "text": " I'll give you the easy way out."}, {"start": 29763.32, "end": 29767.32, "text": " Here, glove, rod, glove, and another valve."}, {"start": 29767.32, "end": 29771.32, "text": " I ain't got another TG. Just rollin' to another TG fuck."}, {"start": 29771.32, "end": 29776.32, "text": " Brabidon's JG. I mean it's not even good."}, {"start": 29776.32, "end": 29786.32, "text": " I'm just down an item, but I feel like I'm not hitting the x2 with the f**kers."}, {"start": 29786.32, "end": 29790.52, "text": " Shen."}, {"start": 29790.52, "end": 29792.52, "text": " I need Nudu to run me."}, {"start": 29792.52, "end": 29796.52, "text": " This doesn't even do anything."}, {"start": 29796.52, "end": 29803.52, "text": " I'm losing all of my f**king- oh wait, Nudu too."}, {"start": 29803.52, "end": 29804.52, "text": " Shen."}, {"start": 29804.52, "end": 29807.600000000002, "text": " I don't have a single two-star I"}, {"start": 29815.260000000002, "end": 29817.260000000002, "text": " Don't even have a single fiora"}, {"start": 29825.08, "end": 29827.08, "text": " How"}, {"start": 29830.52, "end": 29832.52, "text": " I mean that's just even do anything"}, {"start": 29834.52, "end": 29836.52, "text": " I just go TG"}, {"start": 29840.52, "end": 29842.52, "text": " That's 4 traits"}, {"start": 29845.52, "end": 29847.52, "text": " I don't have a single Fiora"}, {"start": 29855.52, "end": 29857.52, "text": " And the Fiora is really good because I can start healing"}, {"start": 29894.52, "end": 29903.34, "text": " you ever sell jhin man the youth actually good it has this hex as well I need"}, {"start": 29903.34, "end": 29910.4, "text": " fiora over vex but I also don't mind Morgana too but I don't think I can lock"}, {"start": 29910.4, "end": 29915.08, "text": " this I could have I could have open sold with fiora"}, {"start": 29915.08, "end": 29917.08, "text": " I should have just open sold with that, honestly."}, {"start": 29921.08, "end": 29923.08, "text": " I mean, 3.8, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 29923.780000000002, "end": 29925.780000000002, "text": " Bro, can I actually lock this?"}, {"start": 29936.280000000002, "end": 29938.780000000002, "text": " I mean, it's actually good. This, uh, Christian's doing 8-0 damage."}, {"start": 29938.780000000002, "end": 29940.780000000002, "text": " Like, this is the Blitz 1, 4.4."}, {"start": 29941.88, "end": 29943.88, "text": " It's just one Fiora over this?"}, {"start": 29945.08, "end": 29955.08, "text": " I don't know about it."}, {"start": 29955.08, "end": 29961.0, "text": " I don't know about it."}, {"start": 29961.0, "end": 29962.0, "text": " How much more is the life?"}, {"start": 29962.0, "end": 29963.0, "text": " Four?"}, {"start": 29963.0, "end": 29964.0, "text": " But I mean, honestly, it's not even that bad."}, {"start": 29964.0, "end": 29965.0, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 29965.0, "end": 29966.0, "text": " My board sucks."}, {"start": 29966.0, "end": 29967.0, "text": " No, I don't need more, but more than two is fucking insane."}, {"start": 29967.0, "end": 29969.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 29971.2, "end": 29977.46, "text": " Don't need more but more to his fucking insane the unit is just look I"}, {"start": 29986.52, "end": 29993.7, "text": " Could have had fiora on my board for the last seven million decades, and I would be two lives here, but instead of one life. I"}, {"start": 29993.7, "end": 29995.7, "text": " I cannot"}, {"start": 30004.920000000002, "end": 30007.98, "text": " What's the cheapest one not that one"}, {"start": 30023.7, "end": 30028.2, "text": " Last Whisper Titans, fuck you."}, {"start": 30053.7, "end": 30071.7, "text": " I just need one two-star man please I've been sitting here I don't have a single two-star"}, {"start": 30071.7, "end": 30072.7, "text": " about one."}, {"start": 30072.7, "end": 30073.7, "text": " Do you roll?"}, {"start": 30073.7, "end": 30074.7, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 30074.7, "end": 30078.780000000002, "text": " Bro I can't sell graves."}, {"start": 30078.780000000002, "end": 30080.780000000002, "text": " We're gonna two rolled."}, {"start": 30080.78, "end": 30086.46, "text": " Oh, shit. Which one's better? If you have to choose one, which one's better?"}, {"start": 30097.3, "end": 30099.8, "text": " All right, if I can hit Graves too, it's just a GG."}, {"start": 30110.78, "end": 30120.78, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 30120.78, "end": 30130.78, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 30130.78, "end": 30132.78, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 30134.78, "end": 30136.78, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 30141.78, "end": 30143.78, "text": " Alright, I take rings 2 and it's GG, yes?"}, {"start": 30160.78, "end": 30167.78, "text": " I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what"}, {"start": 30190.78, "end": 30200.78, "text": " That is probably the best I'm ever gonna hit."}, {"start": 30200.78, "end": 30201.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 30201.78, "end": 30217.78, "text": " My graze has six butt shot with choke."}, {"start": 30217.78, "end": 30219.78, "text": " It's dead instantly."}, {"start": 30221.78, "end": 30223.78, "text": " No, it's not. It's still alive."}, {"start": 30224.78, "end": 30227.78, "text": " And I hid you in it. It's like a blessing."}, {"start": 30227.78, "end": 30249.34, "text": " I'm sure we ought to lose to this one I'm not selling more on a fuck that like I'm sure we'll lose"}, {"start": 30249.34, "end": 30264.34, "text": " What can I actually lose this one?"}, {"start": 30264.34, "end": 30269.5, "text": " I would have to get 5-0 to die, but I'm pretty sure I don't even lose this one."}, {"start": 30269.5, "end": 30295.5, "text": " And if I do lose, I don't think I'm getting 5-0."}, {"start": 30295.5, "end": 30299.6, "text": " Okay, and now I'm guaranteed first because the thing is even if I lose this next round it doesn't even matter"}, {"start": 30302.02, "end": 30306.5, "text": " Because now I'm 19 atree so I think I think it's 7-0 to die"}, {"start": 30325.5, "end": 30331.62, "text": " and then I get another I get another graze upgrade next time"}, {"start": 30355.5, "end": 30373.94, "text": " I just need a faster first cast."}, {"start": 30373.94, "end": 30375.94, "text": " Attacks, travel, and additional heads of pierce enemies are reducing."}, {"start": 30375.94, "end": 30376.94, "text": " Oh, I've never even seen this."}, {"start": 30376.94, "end": 30377.94, "text": " This is good."}, {"start": 30377.94, "end": 30378.94, "text": " I mean, surely it's better than that trash."}, {"start": 30378.94, "end": 30379.94, "text": " I mean, I just need a first cast."}, {"start": 30379.940000000002, "end": 30384.940000000002, "text": " I mean, I just need the first cast."}, {"start": 30389.940000000002, "end": 30393.940000000002, "text": " Is this subpar or actually, is this my subpar that just wanted to die instantly?"}, {"start": 30393.940000000002, "end": 30397.940000000002, "text": " Also, I need to just not read the attack speed."}, {"start": 30397.940000000002, "end": 30404.940000000002, "text": " Because I think what's happening is my craze is attacking this, and then it's casting first, and then it's a fucking 8."}, {"start": 30404.940000000002, "end": 30406.940000000002, "text": " He's right."}, {"start": 30406.940000000002, "end": 30417.420000000002, "text": " I mean I'm pretty sure my new to attack or ulti first or no."}, {"start": 30417.420000000002, "end": 30423.58, "text": " Why does it look like it doesn't matter?"}, {"start": 30423.58, "end": 30424.58, "text": " It's just a bad beat."}, {"start": 30424.58, "end": 30425.58, "text": " It's a bad beat."}, {"start": 30425.58, "end": 30426.58, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 30426.58, "end": 30430.300000000003, "text": " He has, he has some breathing to rabbit on to on Vex."}, {"start": 30430.300000000003, "end": 30432.58, "text": " It's a bad beat and you know it."}, {"start": 30432.58, "end": 30434.58, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 30434.58, "end": 30436.58, "text": " I don't got it."}, {"start": 30439.7, "end": 30441.7, "text": " I don't got it."}, {"start": 30445.140000000003, "end": 30447.140000000003, "text": " I don't got it."}, {"start": 30453.22, "end": 30455.22, "text": " I don't got it."}, {"start": 30459.620000000003, "end": 30462.58, "text": " Holy shit, it's 3LP with like a gigabuffer."}, {"start": 30462.58, "end": 30465.38, "text": " 8th is 1st or 8th is like a giga 1st"}, {"start": 30467.18, "end": 30469.18, "text": " 7th is like a second"}, {"start": 30470.980000000003, "end": 30476.940000000002, "text": " 6th is a third and 5th is like a 4.7"}, {"start": 30476.940000000002, "end": 30499.06, "text": " for this grace unit is also so fucking bad."}, {"start": 30499.06, "end": 30503.260000000002, "text": " Like the thing is with Graves, he's actually OP with the, I'm pretty sure he's OP with"}, {"start": 30533.260000000002, "end": 30546.780000000002, "text": " be doing a little bit more or no. It's the unit. It's not the unit. It's you. I mean,"}, {"start": 30546.780000000002, "end": 30556.38, "text": " okay, I just went second. Yes. I just went second with Braves. This unit averages a"}, {"start": 30556.38, "end": 30562.940000000002, "text": " 4.64 it takes forever for him to break even on a regular five cost and"}, {"start": 30563.7, "end": 30567.9, "text": " Even when you get that many upgrades, it's not even an instant win. This unit is ass"}, {"start": 30574.02, "end": 30578.64, "text": " Like the unit is just I feel like if you have graves to with a GAGS"}, {"start": 30578.64, "end": 30581.68, "text": " I'm not saying gintsu is this on graves, but like"}, {"start": 30582.620000000003, "end": 30584.620000000003, "text": " bro, I"}, {"start": 30584.62, "end": 30594.62, "text": " I had him on my board for two whole fucking stages. I had choke, buckshot, plus three, the assault one, so that's already five,"}, {"start": 30594.62, "end": 30602.62, "text": " something like leeching one, and, and, and like this ballistic shit. So it's a very, it's seven fucking upgrades,"}, {"start": 30602.62, "end": 30608.62, "text": " which is one turn, two turns, three turns, four, five turns, six, seven turns, eight, nine turns, plus three more turns."}, {"start": 30608.62, "end": 30612.62, "text": " I had Graves on my board for 12 rounds."}, {"start": 30614.62, "end": 30616.62, "text": " 12 rounds!"}, {"start": 30618.62, "end": 30621.62, "text": " And you're telling me he's not just running around and one-shotting everyone?"}, {"start": 30622.62, "end": 30624.62, "text": " A Graves with 12 rounds?"}, {"start": 30638.62, "end": 30642.62, "text": " Why are you co-pilot, edge, and window store pinning on password?"}, {"start": 30642.62, "end": 30644.62, "text": " I don't know. I don't even know how to unpin it."}, {"start": 30644.62, "end": 30646.62, "text": " Too leafy. I get it."}, {"start": 30655.62, "end": 30657.62, "text": " Ahhhh..."}, {"start": 30687.62, "end": 30695.719999999998, "text": " gonna fucking ban your ass bro fuck you man you or s limbao bro fuck off just"}, {"start": 30695.719999999998, "end": 30698.96, "text": " sitting there just the rage rate isn't even good"}, {"start": 30698.96, "end": 30703.42, "text": " it's just a zero to ten rage rate on zero to ten"}, {"start": 30703.42, "end": 30705.42, "text": " lordles must succeed"}, {"start": 30717.62, "end": 30731.76, "text": " Yeah, he was a doing a yeah pork chop cup"}, {"start": 30761.760000000002, "end": 30765.760000000002, "text": " I'm at 0 all the way up here man. Who cares?"}, {"start": 30765.760000000002, "end": 30769.760000000002, "text": " You don't even check the board, or not the board though, to start using that."}, {"start": 30769.760000000002, "end": 30771.760000000002, "text": " Kinda nice."}, {"start": 30777.760000000002, "end": 30779.760000000002, "text": " Chobillette."}, {"start": 30780.760000000002, "end": 30783.760000000002, "text": " I just sold- Wait, did I sell a Talon?"}, {"start": 30786.760000000002, "end": 30788.760000000002, "text": " Wait, did I sell a Talon?"}, {"start": 30791.760000000002, "end": 30804.960000000003, "text": " I'm pretty sure I get like a jacks pair I can actually play."}, {"start": 30804.960000000003, "end": 30819.840000000004, "text": " I'm pretty sure I had brother display push."}, {"start": 30819.84, "end": 30821.84, "text": " Go cloak play around belt."}, {"start": 30821.84, "end": 30823.84, "text": " Patient study and then I just open until"}, {"start": 30827.84, "end": 30829.84, "text": " front line foundation."}, {"start": 30837.84, "end": 30839.84, "text": " Varus Soraka."}, {"start": 30839.84, "end": 30841.84, "text": " Advanced loan."}, {"start": 30845.84, "end": 30847.84, "text": " One, two, three, four, five, six."}, {"start": 30849.84, "end": 30860.68, "text": " I'm kind of like I'll lose one gold in his hold."}, {"start": 30860.68, "end": 30864.32, "text": " I'm pretty sure I'm just playing Xayah in this game, yes?"}, {"start": 30864.32, "end": 30868.76, "text": " Didn't click Emblem of it?"}, {"start": 30868.76, "end": 30872.12, "text": " Oh no, that one's not that good."}, {"start": 30872.12, "end": 30873.12, "text": " Loki."}, {"start": 30873.12, "end": 30876.6, "text": " The frontline one I feel like it's not that good."}, {"start": 30876.600000000002, "end": 30879.88, "text": " But wasn't that you actually have like damage and like even flex the backliner better, I think?"}, {"start": 30883.88, "end": 30885.160000000003, "text": " So boring!"}, {"start": 30885.640000000003, "end": 30887.640000000003, "text": " How is Zyka boring?"}, {"start": 30893.480000000003, "end": 30894.52, "text": " Oh, bad."}, {"start": 30897.08, "end": 30898.680000000004, "text": " How is Zyka boring?"}, {"start": 30900.280000000002, "end": 30901.960000000003, "text": " I feel like Zyka is actually exciting."}, {"start": 30903.56, "end": 30904.440000000002, "text": " Is there a Talon?"}, {"start": 30905.480000000003, "end": 30906.04, "text": " No."}, {"start": 30906.600000000002, "end": 30910.7, "text": " It is drone uplink if I want bow, bow, cloak."}, {"start": 30910.7, "end": 30912.800000000003, "text": " He's just studying through a 3 cost re-roll."}, {"start": 30912.800000000003, "end": 30916.600000000002, "text": " Honestly it's not bad if it's battle B, which it might be."}, {"start": 30921.600000000002, "end": 30924.600000000002, "text": " And I'm like not contested at all, except I'm not going to hit a low e3."}, {"start": 30936.600000000002, "end": 30941.600000000002, "text": " I feel like patients fighting for that can't be used for the line. That sounds legit awful."}, {"start": 30948.600000000002, "end": 30951.600000000002, "text": " I kind of want to try playing this through 4."}, {"start": 30951.600000000002, "end": 30961.760000000002, "text": " What do you think is the board?"}, {"start": 30961.760000000002, "end": 30968.680000000004, "text": " Can someone go and meta TFT and then put Zyot 2, 3 item, exclude Samira 3, then you add"}, {"start": 30968.680000000004, "end": 30976.640000000003, "text": " the Stargazer to be 4 and tell me what, and then exclude Stargazer plus 1?"}, {"start": 30976.64, "end": 30986.04, "text": " And then, and then, and then, and then, and then what, what is the ADP?"}, {"start": 30986.04, "end": 30990.76, "text": " Like, like, how many board are you supposed to play?"}, {"start": 30990.76, "end": 30995.32, "text": " Oh, oh no, I don't want the ADP."}, {"start": 30995.32, "end": 30999.92, "text": " I want, I want to know how many board you're supposed to play."}, {"start": 30999.92, "end": 31001.92, "text": " You can't be serious."}, {"start": 31001.920000000002, "end": 31002.920000000002, "text": " Oh, I'm serious!"}, {"start": 31011.52, "end": 31013.24, "text": " Like, which ones are you even supposed to play?"}, {"start": 31014.24, "end": 31016.08, "text": " Are you not supposed to just drop it out of all of them?"}, {"start": 31019.2, "end": 31020.84, "text": " I mean, Nudu Jax for sure."}, {"start": 31021.800000000003, "end": 31023.440000000002, "text": " Nudu Jax, I am for sure, but like..."}, {"start": 31025.280000000002, "end": 31027.120000000003, "text": " Is playing a Lulu really worth it?"}, {"start": 31031.920000000002, "end": 31045.960000000003, "text": " I mean 6% health is actually not bad."}, {"start": 31045.960000000003, "end": 31046.960000000003, "text": " Never top 4."}, {"start": 31046.960000000003, "end": 31049.36, "text": " I was told that Zyna is actually good."}, {"start": 31049.36, "end": 31055.88, "text": " Oh yeah, I think you're supposed to just play 6 until you like full cap."}, {"start": 31055.88, "end": 31062.88, "text": " I want Ferris, but I also want Soraka."}, {"start": 31062.88, "end": 31064.88, "text": " I mean, I can heal."}, {"start": 31064.88, "end": 31066.88, "text": " Like, do I even want to heal?"}, {"start": 31066.88, "end": 31068.88, "text": " But I really don't want to see three gods."}, {"start": 31068.88, "end": 31069.88, "text": " Fuck that."}, {"start": 31069.88, "end": 31074.88, "text": " What does a three god do for me?"}, {"start": 31074.88, "end": 31075.88, "text": " Oh nice."}, {"start": 31075.88, "end": 31077.88, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 31077.88, "end": 31079.88, "text": " One, two, three, four, three."}, {"start": 31079.88, "end": 31080.88, "text": " Can I get gold?"}, {"start": 31080.88, "end": 31081.88, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 31111.88, "end": 31125.58, "text": " last whisper and i think i'm going right back to losing gg"}, {"start": 31125.58, "end": 31137.58, "text": " Okay, so why did I just open then?"}, {"start": 31137.58, "end": 31139.58, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 31167.58, "end": 31180.7, "text": " Please tell me this guy has a giga open."}, {"start": 31180.7, "end": 31181.7, "text": " Or not giga open."}, {"start": 31181.7, "end": 31182.7, "text": " Do I win this?"}, {"start": 31182.7, "end": 31183.7, "text": " Hopefully not."}, {"start": 31183.7, "end": 31184.7, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 31184.7, "end": 31185.7, "text": " And I kill one."}, {"start": 31185.7, "end": 31186.7, "text": " Oh this guy got bad beating."}, {"start": 31186.7, "end": 31187.7, "text": " Oh he actually got bad beating."}, {"start": 31187.7, "end": 31199.420000000002, "text": " Yes, and I kill one. Oh, this guy got bad beated. Oh, he actually got bad beated. Alright, bet."}, {"start": 31199.420000000002, "end": 31208.5, "text": " And I 5 loss. That's pretty good. And I have Jax too, so I can start winning whatever I"}, {"start": 31208.5, "end": 31215.0, "text": " I want and I get two emblems five lost 82 HP GG GG I can't"}, {"start": 31219.0, "end": 31224.8, "text": " Does he do random positioning early game limbao limao question mark first message"}, {"start": 31224.8, "end": 31243.2, "text": " Honestly, I'm pretty sure a big reason why board is good is because the positioning"}, {"start": 31243.2, "end": 31244.2, "text": " if the hexes are just good."}, {"start": 31244.2, "end": 31253.2, "text": " Like I'm looking at the positioning of these hexes, are these hexes actually just good?"}, {"start": 31283.2, "end": 31307.2, "text": " I'm not actually gonna send this one yet because I'm pretty sure I'm always taking item on in here."}, {"start": 31307.2, "end": 31310.2, "text": " There's a bear and some seraka, I just need items."}, {"start": 31310.2, "end": 31317.2, "text": " So they get like big grab bag, GG."}, {"start": 31317.2, "end": 31318.2, "text": " I want boba!"}, {"start": 31318.2, "end": 31319.2, "text": " Boba!"}, {"start": 31319.2, "end": 31320.2, "text": " You order."}, {"start": 31320.2, "end": 31321.2, "text": " I'm down."}, {"start": 31321.2, "end": 31323.2, "text": " There's no boba here."}, {"start": 31323.2, "end": 31324.2, "text": " Oh really?"}, {"start": 31324.2, "end": 31325.2, "text": " I think I want GG."}, {"start": 31325.2, "end": 31327.2, "text": " I don't even mind losing this one."}, {"start": 31327.2, "end": 31329.2, "text": " I don't even mind losing this one."}, {"start": 31329.2, "end": 31336.2, "text": " I don't even mind losing this one."}, {"start": 31336.2, "end": 31338.2, "text": " Now I get one gold, I guess."}, {"start": 31341.7, "end": 31345.2, "text": " Band of thieves, TGs on a bunch of legendary."}, {"start": 31347.7, "end": 31348.7, "text": " Retribution."}, {"start": 31350.7, "end": 31352.2, "text": " Why spending?"}, {"start": 31353.2, "end": 31354.7, "text": " Band of thieves."}, {"start": 31355.7, "end": 31359.2, "text": " I get a radiant TG, or I can get two sugar TGs."}, {"start": 31359.7, "end": 31361.2, "text": " I'm not going to sugar TGs."}, {"start": 31362.7, "end": 31365.2, "text": " Wait, should I just play 8 drops of Collie then?"}, {"start": 31365.2, "end": 31372.2, "text": " No, I was not supposed to be on this."}, {"start": 31372.2, "end": 31374.2, "text": " Zaya?"}, {"start": 31374.2, "end": 31377.2, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 31377.2, "end": 31379.2, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 31379.2, "end": 31381.2, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 31381.2, "end": 31385.2, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 31385.2, "end": 31389.2, "text": " Morello plus what's it called?"}, {"start": 31389.2, "end": 31401.2, "text": " I didn't even move items to uhh..."}, {"start": 31401.2, "end": 31404.2, "text": " What the fuck are these items?"}, {"start": 31404.2, "end": 31410.2, "text": " Excuse me?"}, {"start": 31410.2, "end": 31417.2, "text": " What the fuck are these?"}, {"start": 31417.2, "end": 31424.2, "text": " I just saved for game 2."}, {"start": 31424.2, "end": 31435.2, "text": " How much gold do I get for a turn 2?"}, {"start": 31435.2, "end": 31437.2, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 31437.2, "end": 31444.2, "text": " That's kinda good."}, {"start": 31444.2, "end": 31468.2, "text": " 20 to level. Where are the stars?"}, {"start": 31468.2, "end": 31481.280000000002, "text": " rod belt. Wait, is this not like the fastest fucking 9 of all time? If I win the round,"}, {"start": 31481.280000000002, "end": 31487.600000000002, "text": " I gain 2 gold if I lose the round."}, {"start": 31487.600000000002, "end": 31488.600000000002, "text": " I gain 3 gold."}, {"start": 31488.600000000002, "end": 31499.480000000003, "text": " You will lose every round on stage 4."}, {"start": 31499.480000000003, "end": 31500.480000000003, "text": " That doesn't matter."}, {"start": 31500.480000000003, "end": 31501.480000000003, "text": " Who cares?"}, {"start": 31501.480000000003, "end": 31510.920000000002, "text": " There's a chain and a tier."}, {"start": 31510.920000000002, "end": 31512.920000000002, "text": " I don't want the Ferris one though, I think."}, {"start": 31518.600000000002, "end": 31519.24, "text": " Or Rammus."}, {"start": 31521.320000000003, "end": 31524.120000000003, "text": " I mean, I can get Samira too with the QD, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 31537.760000000002, "end": 31538.320000000003, "text": " Three gold."}, {"start": 31538.32, "end": 31543.32, "text": " She doesn't force the tier."}, {"start": 31543.32, "end": 31546.32, "text": " Titans bow, Titans bow."}, {"start": 31546.32, "end": 31549.32, "text": " I am running low on removers."}, {"start": 31549.32, "end": 31564.32, "text": " I kinda want to keep the tier, because there's actually a lot of the tier items where I've"}, {"start": 31564.32, "end": 31583.0, "text": " I'm not sleeping until you go rank 1."}, {"start": 31583.0, "end": 31584.6, "text": " How many nights sleep list am I going?"}, {"start": 31584.6, "end": 31585.6, "text": " Oh, not many."}, {"start": 31585.6, "end": 31588.28, "text": " I'm pretty sure I'm ending this stream rank 1."}, {"start": 31588.28, "end": 31594.079999999998, "text": " Because after this first, I'm just one first away from masters and then after that, I'll"}, {"start": 31594.08, "end": 31602.08, "text": " So I'm just gonna a second wind proc into another fucking um okay."}, {"start": 31607.08, "end": 31610.08, "text": " My god doesn't watch peace."}, {"start": 31614.08, "end": 31616.08, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 31616.08, "end": 31627.08, "text": " Okay, well the problem is, I think if you don't roll on 4-1, how do you hit Nunu 2?"}, {"start": 31627.08, "end": 31630.800000000003, "text": " Oh great, he has a Nunu with a Vanguard plus 1, fucking piece of shit."}, {"start": 31630.800000000003, "end": 31633.84, "text": " This has Vanguard plus 2 with a Nunu."}, {"start": 31633.84, "end": 31639.68, "text": " Okay, honestly, I'm pretty sure Jax is a little kind of a pain in the ass."}, {"start": 31639.68, "end": 31643.68, "text": " And it's a good thing I'm fighting him right before he turns into a fucking hero."}, {"start": 31659.68, "end": 31661.68, "text": " Last one's for a rod."}, {"start": 31661.68, "end": 31683.68, "text": " Nami, Alululu, Nami, I'm not playing Alawi too, if I hit a Nunu, Alawi too is not bad."}, {"start": 31683.68, "end": 31688.68, "text": " I'm not playing Nami. I'm not just level for Nunu or Lulu and just not doing anything."}, {"start": 31695.68, "end": 31697.68, "text": " Cause I can also just hit it off of..."}, {"start": 31700.68, "end": 31701.68, "text": " Rod, Rod."}, {"start": 31713.68, "end": 31735.36, "text": " I'm going to play around tier chain, tier cloak, reforged rod, J. I'm going to play around"}, {"start": 31735.36, "end": 31747.36, "text": " I'm going to rather play around chain for half anti heal but then I don't know how I'm getting my third die item."}, {"start": 31752.36, "end": 31756.36, "text": " Now that I'm making a fake half anti heal."}, {"start": 31765.36, "end": 31777.260000000002, "text": " No fucking way. I think I'm about to lose. Oh, GG. Oh, GG. Just look. I got 2 gold from"}, {"start": 31777.260000000002, "end": 31786.8, "text": " the patient study and- and just wait, just wait. Ready? Oh, GG."}, {"start": 31786.8, "end": 31788.64, "text": " G.S. Kraken, okay."}, {"start": 31788.64, "end": 31790.88, "text": " Warbog's Bramble, I mean that's also good."}, {"start": 31791.84, "end": 31792.66, "text": " Oh, G.G."}, {"start": 31794.88, "end": 31795.719999999998, "text": " You are F."}, {"start": 31796.66, "end": 31799.52, "text": " You have my bow, salvage bin for"}, {"start": 31802.559999999998, "end": 31803.399999999998, "text": " BFL."}, {"start": 31804.399999999998, "end": 31806.239999999998, "text": " I mean, BFL is actually pretty good."}, {"start": 31807.46, "end": 31808.84, "text": " It's pretty easy to play."}, {"start": 31811.64, "end": 31813.64, "text": " I mean, damage up on, that can't be good."}, {"start": 31813.64, "end": 31820.64, "text": " There's no way to get to play Damage Amp on Snipers, and I'm always playing Zyra this"}, {"start": 31820.64, "end": 31821.64, "text": " game."}, {"start": 31821.64, "end": 31822.64, "text": " This is like no value right now, but it's fine."}, {"start": 31822.64, "end": 31827.079999999998, "text": " Cause I can just slot in every single fucking Legendary game, and my core is just going"}, {"start": 31827.079999999998, "end": 31831.079999999998, "text": " to be Jax, Zyra, and probably Morticaizer."}, {"start": 31831.079999999998, "end": 31835.079999999998, "text": " In fact, I can find a Morticaizer."}, {"start": 31835.08, "end": 31851.08, "text": " I can play gnar as well and just play gnar, jacks, bramis"}, {"start": 31851.08, "end": 31861.58, "text": " and then that way like I don't need to know I just need one"}, {"start": 31861.58, "end": 31867.7, "text": " Ziya Jin and then what's my plus one?"}, {"start": 31878.06, "end": 31880.06, "text": " I just play brassed"}, {"start": 31891.58, "end": 31896.54, "text": " I mean, it's probably just any legendary I find."}, {"start": 31896.54, "end": 31900.54, "text": " If I find, if it's stuck with Rast, it's stuck with Rast, but I'm pretty sure it's any legendary,"}, {"start": 31900.54, "end": 31901.54, "text": " it doesn't even matter."}, {"start": 31901.54, "end": 31907.9, "text": " I can just play random blitzcrank, nothing wrong with 3 vanguard."}, {"start": 31907.9, "end": 31921.54, "text": " I can play Morgana, but I do need a Morticizer, I don't know how I'm going to use a Morticizer."}, {"start": 31921.54, "end": 31928.54, "text": " I have 3 TGs, so my TGs would go on like, I'd beat someone, oh wait, this guy's 3 Tgo's."}, {"start": 31928.54, "end": 31929.54, "text": " Graves?"}, {"start": 31929.54, "end": 31932.54, "text": " Bro, fuck Graves!"}, {"start": 31932.54, "end": 31938.54, "text": " No, that unit, no, no, no, if I have the 5-1, bro, fuck Graves."}, {"start": 31938.54, "end": 31939.54, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 31939.54, "end": 31942.54, "text": " Oh wait, low-key, talent 3."}, {"start": 31942.54, "end": 31943.54, "text": " Oh wait."}, {"start": 31943.54, "end": 31947.54, "text": " Wait, I don't have a, wait, there's not a single thing."}, {"start": 31947.54, "end": 31949.54, "text": " But I can go Aatrox 3."}, {"start": 31951.260000000002, "end": 31953.260000000002, "text": " I'm taking Varus for sure, right?"}, {"start": 31953.260000000002, "end": 31954.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 31954.260000000002, "end": 31956.260000000002, "text": " I mean, this is anti-heal, but it's fine."}, {"start": 31959.96, "end": 31961.96, "text": " Aatrox 3, and I just end with..."}, {"start": 31966.120000000003, "end": 31969.46, "text": " I can also end with a random TF3 if I find one TF."}, {"start": 31969.96, "end": 31971.96, "text": " I actually don't mind ending with Talon, though."}, {"start": 31977.54, "end": 31981.54, "text": " Okay, honestly, is this a fast 10?"}, {"start": 31994.54, "end": 31997.54, "text": " Like, I'm looking at my gold, and I'm rolling for a fucking site."}, {"start": 31997.54, "end": 32000.54, "text": " It's not like I'm hitting Nudu 2 anyway."}, {"start": 32000.54, "end": 32002.54, "text": " He's right!"}, {"start": 32003.54, "end": 32006.54, "text": " I just need one Rast."}, {"start": 32007.54, "end": 32020.7, "text": " Okay, I don't have enough money to buy my units, never mind."}, {"start": 32020.7, "end": 32022.7, "text": " I need a bow and a belt."}, {"start": 32022.7, "end": 32027.18, "text": " I'm pretty sure I actually need to play pretty greedy on this because if I don't get a bow,"}, {"start": 32027.18, "end": 32028.18, "text": " I don't have enough damage."}, {"start": 32028.18, "end": 32032.780000000002, "text": " If I don't get a belt, I don't have anything to heal."}, {"start": 32032.780000000002, "end": 32037.780000000002, "text": " Okay, it is definitely not a fast 10. What the fuck am I saying?"}, {"start": 32039.780000000002, "end": 32040.780000000002, "text": " Miss Hrock3."}, {"start": 32045.780000000002, "end": 32048.780000000002, "text": " You don't care. I mean, I don't care what people are basically."}, {"start": 32048.780000000002, "end": 32051.780000000002, "text": " Alright, I just roll until Bow Belt."}, {"start": 32051.780000000002, "end": 32065.88, "text": " SGA1 MVP. Wait, how come last time they didn't announce the MVP until like after the finals?"}, {"start": 32065.88, "end": 32078.08, "text": " But then this time they announced it earlier. Wait, I don't get it. I don't get it. Okay,"}, {"start": 32078.08, "end": 32080.08, "text": " if I don't find Bordecai's there"}, {"start": 32081.58, "end": 32083.58, "text": " I mean I guess I'm just like, let's rank and not play Dark Star"}, {"start": 32083.58, "end": 32085.58, "text": " but then I need Comfort and I'm not going to work right here"}, {"start": 32094.08, "end": 32096.58, "text": " I didn't kill a single unit"}, {"start": 32097.58, "end": 32098.58, "text": " I cannot"}, {"start": 32099.58, "end": 32101.08, "text": " I mean I'm pre-leveled to 9 man"}, {"start": 32102.08, "end": 32103.08, "text": " Bow Belt"}, {"start": 32105.08, "end": 32106.08, "text": " Bow Belt"}, {"start": 32106.08, "end": 32109.08, "text": " Oh, close."}, {"start": 32109.08, "end": 32114.08, "text": " Oh, belt."}, {"start": 32114.08, "end": 32124.08, "text": " Okay, but if I don't find the border Kaiser, is it my border actual trash?"}, {"start": 32124.08, "end": 32126.08, "text": " The stars are mine."}, {"start": 32140.56, "end": 32142.56, "text": " What does mortiflige want to look like?"}, {"start": 32151.2, "end": 32153.2, "text": " I just realized I don't have"}, {"start": 32154.08, "end": 32162.08, "text": " Okay, I was about to say, I don't have Zaya too, how is that even possible?"}, {"start": 32162.08, "end": 32176.640000000003, "text": " I don't have Mordekaiser."}, {"start": 32176.640000000003, "end": 32177.640000000003, "text": " What's my plus one?"}, {"start": 32177.640000000003, "end": 32178.640000000003, "text": " Oh, it was supposed to be..."}, {"start": 32178.640000000003, "end": 32179.640000000003, "text": " Ah, shit."}, {"start": 32179.64, "end": 32202.34, "text": " Where is this fucking Mordekaiser?"}, {"start": 32202.34, "end": 32203.34, "text": " Like what?"}, {"start": 32203.34, "end": 32204.34, "text": " Mordekaiser?"}, {"start": 32204.34, "end": 32206.34, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 32213.22, "end": 32215.22, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 32234.34, "end": 32244.78, "text": " What the fuck are these items?"}, {"start": 32244.78, "end": 32247.18, "text": " My board is actually nasty."}, {"start": 32247.18, "end": 32250.26, "text": " The board is actually nasty, if you know it."}, {"start": 32250.26, "end": 32253.82, "text": " I have 17 AS, 17 armor, MR, whole board."}, {"start": 32253.82, "end": 32258.9, "text": " I have little buddies."}, {"start": 32258.9, "end": 32267.9, "text": " I have three shitters buffing five non-shitters."}, {"start": 32267.9, "end": 32284.5, "text": " GG, GG, GG, GG, my items are actually good, GG, GG, my frontline is good and then I'm"}, {"start": 32284.5, "end": 32287.04, "text": " I'm about to get three items on what's it called here."}, {"start": 32287.04, "end": 32289.26, "text": " Oh, I believe it's a G.E."}, {"start": 32305.62, "end": 32308.34, "text": " But I don't understand why you would ever play the Meeples."}, {"start": 32308.34, "end": 32309.9, "text": " I mean, honestly, it's actually a good alternative"}, {"start": 32309.9, "end": 32311.18, "text": " if you're going fast on it because you're never"}, {"start": 32311.18, "end": 32312.5, "text": " gonna hit Noon."}, {"start": 32312.5, "end": 32313.42, "text": " Like, how can you hit Noon in two?"}, {"start": 32343.420000000002, "end": 32350.420000000002, "text": " How did I lose this?"}, {"start": 32350.420000000002, "end": 32351.420000000002, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 32351.420000000002, "end": 32359.420000000002, "text": " I'm not trying to go Shoujin Haji."}, {"start": 32359.420000000002, "end": 32367.420000000002, "text": " Shoujin Haji."}, {"start": 32367.420000000002, "end": 32369.420000000002, "text": " What's it called?"}, {"start": 32369.420000000002, "end": 32371.420000000002, "text": " You know, JG?"}, {"start": 32376.420000000002, "end": 32378.420000000002, "text": " Should I just roll for Jintu?"}, {"start": 32379.420000000002, "end": 32381.420000000002, "text": " I mean, surely I don't die."}, {"start": 32383.420000000002, "end": 32385.420000000002, "text": " Surely I don't die from 15."}, {"start": 32390.420000000002, "end": 32394.420000000002, "text": " Because I can actually level to 10. I have a patient study."}, {"start": 32397.420000000002, "end": 32400.08, "text": " No, the board is actually good. I'm pretty sure the guy I fought is insanely strong."}, {"start": 32400.08, "end": 32401.58, "text": " I mean, it's full-striking. Look at it, then."}, {"start": 32402.920000000002, "end": 32405.620000000003, "text": " I'm pretty sure the guy that I fought is insanely strong."}, {"start": 32406.22, "end": 32407.120000000003, "text": " I mean, this guy is..."}, {"start": 32410.72, "end": 32412.420000000002, "text": " I mean, this guy's Vex, too!"}, {"start": 32412.920000000002, "end": 32414.620000000003, "text": " The aura, too! Blitz, too!"}, {"start": 32415.920000000002, "end": 32417.22, "text": " I can't..."}, {"start": 32418.420000000002, "end": 32420.120000000003, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 32427.420000000002, "end": 32430.420000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 32452.420000000002, "end": 32456.420000000002, "text": " Oh! Holy shit! I almost just tossed the game! I almost just tossed the game! Holy fuck!"}, {"start": 32457.420000000002, "end": 32470.320000000003, "text": " I could have actually done it, because I wanted to put the TG with the Daptum on my"}, {"start": 32470.32, "end": 32472.32, "text": " or on my premise"}, {"start": 32484.0, "end": 32486.0, "text": " I was just through the game"}, {"start": 32488.88, "end": 32490.88, "text": " How did no one die"}, {"start": 32497.0, "end": 32499.0, "text": " How did no one die"}, {"start": 32560.32, "end": 32575.32, "text": " I'm pretty sure his spark is dying. He just stepped it when he was entire board first to fold."}, {"start": 32575.32, "end": 32579.32, "text": " I mean his spark is dead though, that's pretty good right?"}, {"start": 32580.32, "end": 32583.32, "text": " And Genie! Genie!"}, {"start": 32583.32, "end": 32586.32, "text": " Ah this is actually strong."}, {"start": 32620.32, "end": 32637.76, "text": " I'm pretty sure I have to learn the cure this way."}, {"start": 32637.760000000002, "end": 32658.06, "text": " wait oh that's too bad my body u.s. u.s."}, {"start": 32658.06, "end": 32675.82, "text": " I mean surely I'm not rolling for fucking gnar in this piece of shit like I can actually"}, {"start": 32675.82, "end": 32677.82, "text": " I'll see you at level soon."}, {"start": 32677.82, "end": 32679.82, "text": " No geek."}, {"start": 32683.82, "end": 32685.82, "text": " The teachers are pretty good."}, {"start": 32705.82, "end": 32730.2, "text": " My Fiora does not look like that."}, {"start": 32730.2, "end": 32734.2, "text": " When I play Fiora, my Fiora is fucking trash!"}, {"start": 32741.2, "end": 32743.2, "text": " I mean, I guess it sounds insane because he has..."}, {"start": 32760.2, "end": 32772.88, "text": " No way, I just lost a no emblem vertical Nova."}, {"start": 32772.88, "end": 32777.8, "text": " Is that real?"}, {"start": 32777.8, "end": 32780.4, "text": " The pissing is lost?"}, {"start": 32780.4, "end": 32783.4, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 32783.4, "end": 32789.72, "text": " Wait, the magic are actually good?"}, {"start": 32789.72, "end": 32802.04, "text": " Wait, like everyone says the pistons are a fake first seed, but like the pistons are"}, {"start": 32802.04, "end": 32813.24, "text": " actually good."}, {"start": 32813.24, "end": 32819.96, "text": " And the reason I know they're good is because the guy that's gigaprofitable that I tailed"}, {"start": 32819.96, "end": 32828.68, "text": " just nukes the pistons, the hawks, and the suns, non-stop, and he's up like seven mil"}, {"start": 32828.68, "end": 32831.6, "text": " on the NBA."}, {"start": 32831.6, "end": 32840.159999999996, "text": " So that's how I know those three teams have to be good."}, {"start": 32840.16, "end": 32846.08, "text": " down zero what yes but that no but like it's it's it's like relative to the relative to the odds"}, {"start": 32846.08, "end": 32857.280000000006, "text": " that they are given you know I mean but maybe his bottle is just bad for for playoff like like"}, {"start": 32857.280000000006, "end": 32870.08, "text": " playoff games you know who's the goat I was watching the hawks against the nicks yesterday"}, {"start": 32870.08, "end": 32877.08, "text": " It's Jaylen Johnson. That guy is actually the goat. No cat."}, {"start": 32881.08, "end": 32885.08, "text": " Who? Who?"}, {"start": 32888.08, "end": 32893.08, "text": " He played like ass. Okay, well, it doesn't matter. You can have bad games all the time. Who cares?"}, {"start": 32893.08, "end": 32895.08, "text": " The guy is like..."}, {"start": 32900.08, "end": 32906.72, "text": " Who? Yeah, very nice buddy. Who? Like, girl, fuck you. How old is this guy?"}, {"start": 32913.92, "end": 32922.96, "text": " He's 24? Like, in two years? Loki, Jaylen Johnson MVP, Loki. Who?"}, {"start": 32926.16, "end": 32926.880000000005, "text": " The medallion."}, {"start": 32930.08, "end": 32940.08, "text": " Let's finish this quickly."}, {"start": 32940.08, "end": 32946.08, "text": " Bawk!"}, {"start": 32946.08, "end": 32951.08, "text": " How many TF players are in this lobby?"}, {"start": 32951.08, "end": 32954.08, "text": " Why does the entire lobby look like they're trying to play TF?"}, {"start": 32954.08, "end": 32959.08, "text": " Bawk?"}, {"start": 32959.08, "end": 32961.08, "text": " I made sure this is pretty good here though."}, {"start": 32961.08, "end": 32963.08, "text": " Gragas."}, {"start": 32963.08, "end": 32965.08, "text": " Where is this fucking..."}, {"start": 32983.08, "end": 32985.08, "text": " Fuck it! Fuck it!"}, {"start": 32989.08, "end": 32998.200000000004, "text": " It's uh, no, fuck it, fuck it."}, {"start": 32998.200000000004, "end": 32999.200000000004, "text": " Why did I just do that?"}, {"start": 32999.200000000004, "end": 33000.200000000004, "text": " My opener's actually good."}, {"start": 33000.200000000004, "end": 33001.200000000004, "text": " I'm okay."}, {"start": 33001.200000000004, "end": 33002.200000000004, "text": " If any competitive player- Wait, I had ANABOT!"}, {"start": 33002.200000000004, "end": 33003.200000000004, "text": " What the fuck?!"}, {"start": 33003.200000000004, "end": 33004.200000000004, "text": " Okay, it's fine."}, {"start": 33004.200000000004, "end": 33015.36, "text": " If any competitive player saw what I just did, I think I'm gonna get paid."}, {"start": 33015.36, "end": 33022.36, "text": " But the thing is that if Yasuo hexes and rolls on Cryogenic, it's just a GG."}, {"start": 33022.36, "end": 33027.36, "text": " If he rolls Cryogenic and then I just play mech, I haven't played mech in so long."}, {"start": 33027.36, "end": 33032.36, "text": " I'm trying to play some mech."}, {"start": 33032.36, "end": 33036.36, "text": " I'm pretty sure I just fought an opener, so I don't mind just opening."}, {"start": 33036.36, "end": 33039.36, "text": " I think this guy is doing the same thing."}, {"start": 33039.36, "end": 33050.36, "text": " except he has timebreaker."}, {"start": 33050.36, "end": 33060.36, "text": " I mean at least I grew this tree, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 33060.36, "end": 33062.36, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 33069.92, "end": 33075.24, "text": " Bro, so Anima on 2-1, it's not even good. It's only good for farming tubers."}, {"start": 33075.520000000004, "end": 33080.48, "text": " The thing is with Anima on 2-1, it's actually worse than 5 lossing and then getting Anima on 3-1."}, {"start": 33080.48, "end": 33084.72, "text": " Because if you 5 loss Anima on 3-1, no matter what, you're catching on 300 on 4-1."}, {"start": 33084.72, "end": 33088.88, "text": " The thing is, if you play Anima on this stage, I fight this guy."}, {"start": 33088.88, "end": 33093.28, "text": " I I have three units on the board and he has to what happened to my street, buddy"}, {"start": 33093.399999999994, "end": 33098.799999999996, "text": " It doesn't matter you if you find lost into anim on 3-1 no matter what you're still in like 300 anim on"}, {"start": 33118.88, "end": 33137.56, "text": " You're telling me I'm contesting mech with Timebreaker?"}, {"start": 33137.56, "end": 33139.439999999995, "text": " I don't have Timebreaker."}, {"start": 33139.439999999995, "end": 33144.439999999995, "text": " Where's my Timebreaker?"}, {"start": 33144.44, "end": 33151.44, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 33151.44, "end": 33162.44, "text": " Isn't it nice to get the Maddie damage at 4?"}, {"start": 33162.44, "end": 33165.44, "text": " I mean it's not bad for mech."}, {"start": 33165.44, "end": 33175.72, "text": " It's Gargoyle and it's really good on A-Soul."}, {"start": 33175.72, "end": 33185.72, "text": " And then I don't have to build Anti-Heal, which is really good, it's basically two items."}, {"start": 33185.72, "end": 33201.72, "text": " Oh wait, it doesn't wound? Oh, it doesn't wound? GG. Oh no, no, it won't do it once."}, {"start": 33216.520000000004, "end": 33218.520000000004, "text": " How many people"}, {"start": 33221.200000000004, "end": 33223.200000000004, "text": " Are playing towards neck"}, {"start": 33225.56, "end": 33227.56, "text": " Because this guy's waiting for us with timebreaker"}, {"start": 33230.32, "end": 33232.32, "text": " Into mech probably"}, {"start": 33239.48, "end": 33241.48, "text": " Gold"}, {"start": 33245.72, "end": 33267.4, "text": " I mean I have anima again but I fight this guy Gigi I don't have time breaker"}, {"start": 33267.4, "end": 33289.1, "text": " please tell me he wins I think it's what I did even frontline my carries so I"}, {"start": 33289.1, "end": 33291.1, "text": " I think I actually won so I'm losing the handle."}, {"start": 33293.74, "end": 33295.74, "text": " I said this was a little too strong, I don't know."}, {"start": 33298.14, "end": 33298.64, "text": " Psych?"}, {"start": 33302.58, "end": 33303.7, "text": " Ah yeah, fuck it, kill one."}, {"start": 33303.7, "end": 33304.2, "text": " Genie."}, {"start": 33308.7, "end": 33311.2, "text": " I mean if I keep losing here, like I'm on 4 lost,"}, {"start": 33314.4, "end": 33315.6, "text": " it's 300 guaranteed."}, {"start": 33315.6, "end": 33317.9, "text": " But the problem is that this side opens on me."}, {"start": 33319.1, "end": 33321.1, "text": " An Uncontested Digga 8."}, {"start": 33340.54, "end": 33344.54, "text": " Oh, it doesn't matter what you do, because the thing is, if he opens, he's open, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 33344.54, "end": 33346.54, "text": " Like, if he's open..."}, {"start": 33346.54, "end": 33353.54, "text": " I'm going to win regardless and if he plays a board and I'm open I'm going to lose regardless"}, {"start": 33353.54, "end": 33369.54, "text": " if he decides to play 2 units what can I do?"}, {"start": 33369.54, "end": 33371.54, "text": " I mean..."}, {"start": 33387.54, "end": 33389.54, "text": " Loki, I can play... I can play Re-roll."}, {"start": 33389.54, "end": 33392.54, "text": " I can play Alawi Re-roll, or Alawi Aurora."}, {"start": 33393.54, "end": 33394.54, "text": " Loki."}, {"start": 33395.54, "end": 33398.54, "text": " I mean, I don't fight him until... I can't fight him until 2-2."}, {"start": 33429.54, "end": 33435.98, "text": " I don't contest mech and it's probably fine. I can also just gain gold and just play towards mech"}, {"start": 33437.98, "end": 33439.98, "text": " Instruct a companion"}, {"start": 33440.5, "end": 33443.12, "text": " Best friends, I mean I can just gain gold and play anything"}, {"start": 33446.82, "end": 33448.82, "text": " Shaving out the problem is"}, {"start": 33459.54, "end": 33461.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 33464.9, "end": 33468.94, "text": " Can sue shoujin animal plus one"}, {"start": 33485.340000000004, "end": 33488.36, "text": " I beat I lose them for sure but he's actually playing a board"}, {"start": 33489.54, "end": 33493.76, "text": " So I think I think I'll just commit to my comp I"}, {"start": 33499.5, "end": 33503.8, "text": " Think I'll just commit like if I if I see cryogenic on 3-5, I'm probably always make"}, {"start": 33505.28, "end": 33507.96, "text": " But if I don't see a good you sewer hacks, I'm probably just gonna play"}, {"start": 33508.5, "end": 33510.5, "text": " animal rule"}, {"start": 33512.22, "end": 33514.22, "text": " I'm sorry Aurora my shop as well"}, {"start": 33515.48, "end": 33518.22, "text": " Honestly, is this is not just animal re-roll regardless"}, {"start": 33519.54, "end": 33545.020000000004, "text": " I'm just not fighting him, is he open yet?"}, {"start": 33545.020000000004, "end": 33548.020000000004, "text": " Oh, he's not even open. He's actually playing aboard."}, {"start": 33548.020000000004, "end": 33552.020000000004, "text": " Slim guard breaker? What is he playing?"}, {"start": 33552.020000000004, "end": 33557.020000000004, "text": " Is he ever playing... Is he ever playing ropes? I think he is playing ropes."}, {"start": 33557.020000000004, "end": 33560.020000000004, "text": " He's Kaisa Vizorn?"}, {"start": 33590.020000000004, "end": 33619.82000000001, "text": " I can go Zonia's on the dude, that's pretty good and then that way I'm not scared of"}, {"start": 33619.82, "end": 33638.28, "text": " of uh, oh he's playing that for sure, oh no nice, then bow bow, I mean I'm pretty sure"}, {"start": 33638.28, "end": 33644.22, "text": " I'm crashing out at 300 as well, so is it not just a G.E.? Oh this game's over, this"}, {"start": 33644.22, "end": 33646.22, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 33646.22, "end": 33648.22, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 33674.22, "end": 33696.22, "text": " Look at the Tompkins just like not that useful anymore, he has effects I don't know."}, {"start": 33696.22, "end": 33699.22, "text": " This is the mech selector."}, {"start": 33709.22, "end": 33712.22, "text": " I also don't even have to heal so I'm probably always reporting above."}, {"start": 33726.22, "end": 33728.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 33742.06, "end": 33744.06, "text": " This is good enough"}, {"start": 33756.22, "end": 33761.22, "text": " I don't think this one's not good though, Loki."}, {"start": 33761.22, "end": 33766.22, "text": " The others are like, fuck, I just wanna forge it, fuck."}, {"start": 33776.22, "end": 33778.22, "text": " Next selector."}, {"start": 33786.22, "end": 33815.74, "text": " I feel like it's not actually good."}, {"start": 33815.74, "end": 33824.299999999996, "text": " Like should I just or forge it like it's actually not good because if you hit lioness or the"}, {"start": 33824.299999999996, "end": 33833.659999999996, "text": " other one don't you just instantly win the game or or or because I also have another"}, {"start": 33833.66, "end": 33853.94, "text": " I don't even have Galio here."}, {"start": 33853.94, "end": 33856.9, "text": " Staff Smith."}, {"start": 33856.9, "end": 33857.9, "text": " What reporter?"}, {"start": 33857.9, "end": 33874.5, "text": " I don't need more items. Ascension. I'm down. Galio 1 is the problem. Alright, let me see"}, {"start": 33874.5, "end": 33886.22, "text": " if I can... Watch this. Honestly, it's fine. 3 mana regen, 30 AP. I mean, that rainy"}, {"start": 33886.22, "end": 33889.22, "text": " I feel like it's fucking ass. It's legit ass."}, {"start": 33894.22, "end": 33896.22, "text": " Uh, okay, well I need..."}, {"start": 33896.22, "end": 33899.22, "text": " I need three star, what's it called, where I'm screwed."}, {"start": 33902.22, "end": 33905.22, "text": " I need two star, Galio, where I'm screwed."}, {"start": 33905.22, "end": 33907.22, "text": " This guy has..."}, {"start": 33910.22, "end": 33912.22, "text": " There's like zero Galio on me."}, {"start": 33946.22, "end": 33960.94, "text": " Re-manage on 30 AP 15 AS 1, manage on 35 on death or after"}, {"start": 33960.94, "end": 33968.82, "text": " It's always another A-Soul over Void, it's broken, alright, I mean the fucking goat has"}, {"start": 33968.82, "end": 33972.98, "text": " spoken gee I just place a remover GG"}, {"start": 33984.42, "end": 33991.62, "text": " okay I have a question where is Galio 2"}, {"start": 33998.82, "end": 34004.92, "text": " I have Cryogenic Hex on Dalio 1."}, {"start": 34004.92, "end": 34010.24, "text": " Also, it's actually a low roll, I ever forced twice and I didn't get Linus or the fucking"}, {"start": 34010.24, "end": 34011.24, "text": " Ice Armor."}, {"start": 34011.24, "end": 34012.24, "text": " Or whatever the fuck."}, {"start": 34012.24, "end": 34013.24, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 34013.24, "end": 34020.44, "text": " Actually, I heal 6, which is actually pretty good."}, {"start": 34020.44, "end": 34027.44, "text": " And then now, now I don't have to roll because even if I lose, I'm still 2 lives."}, {"start": 34027.44, "end": 34037.44, "text": " How do I not have a single Galio?"}, {"start": 34037.44, "end": 34043.44, "text": " I should probably hold this."}, {"start": 34043.44, "end": 34053.44, "text": " This guy's Nunu."}, {"start": 34053.44, "end": 34056.44, "text": " There's not a single Galio gone!"}, {"start": 34056.44, "end": 34058.44, "text": " OOOOOOHHHHH"}, {"start": 34060.94, "end": 34063.94, "text": " I'm down the hole cause I'm gonna cash this out and I'm just selling this piece of shit"}, {"start": 34065.64, "end": 34067.64, "text": " And I'm probably just gonna play Qoron or Mana"}, {"start": 34076.64, "end": 34078.64, "text": " Like 27HP I'm carrying, piece of ice"}, {"start": 34078.64, "end": 34080.64, "text": " Piece of ice, piece of ice"}, {"start": 34086.44, "end": 34093.44, "text": " No, no, no\u2026"}, {"start": 34093.44, "end": 34098.04, "text": " Cryogenic..."}, {"start": 34098.04, "end": 34108.94, "text": " No, no, mech is actually balanced."}, {"start": 34108.94, "end": 34112.12, "text": " It only looks broken."}, {"start": 34112.12, "end": 34116.240000000005, "text": " It only looks broken because of this cryogenic X."}, {"start": 34116.24, "end": 34120.24, "text": " I was actually going to play Alawi Re-roll."}, {"start": 34122.079999999994, "end": 34123.2, "text": " Or Alawi Aurora."}, {"start": 34123.84, "end": 34129.079999999994, "text": " But as soon as I see the cryogenic, I just get a free 10k health on my tank."}, {"start": 34129.08, "end": 34146.44, "text": " What is the Hex?"}, {"start": 34146.44, "end": 34152.0, "text": " It's the first time an ally in the Hex falls below 40 or they freeze for one second and"}, {"start": 34152.0, "end": 34154.0, "text": " 35% of the max health"}, {"start": 34161.38, "end": 34163.38, "text": " My galley one is basically galley with you right now"}, {"start": 34182.0, "end": 34184.0, "text": " Great"}, {"start": 34187.8, "end": 34189.8, "text": " Bo Bo to your belt"}, {"start": 34191.52, "end": 34196.52, "text": " Yeah, belt belt rod. No bobea felt up"}, {"start": 34201.08, "end": 34203.74, "text": " I mean, you can't really miss your right try to make this"}, {"start": 34203.74, "end": 34211.02, "text": " should I go uh should I go belt belt like war mongs over double gargoyle no"}, {"start": 34211.02, "end": 34214.34, "text": " I mean you do get a little bit more healing though but"}, {"start": 34214.34, "end": 34220.46, "text": " 56th level"}, {"start": 34220.46, "end": 34231.52, "text": " Like Loki isn't better than Staraq."}, {"start": 34231.52, "end": 34241.6, "text": " I have anti-heal man, I have anti-heal."}, {"start": 34241.6, "end": 34244.96, "text": " I've done this, I've done this swap it once I get like Fiora 2 or something."}, {"start": 34265.84, "end": 34268.159999999996, "text": " Why do you think it looked like you just got fucking one shot?"}, {"start": 34271.6, "end": 34283.6, "text": " Where is anti-heal? I have the fucking solar hacks man. It wounds. It wounds."}, {"start": 34283.6, "end": 34300.6, "text": " I probably won't win this single round this stage. And then I'm just 10."}, {"start": 34300.6, "end": 34306.6, "text": " I'm just 10 on 6-1. Assuming I like, just shoot a little bit more."}, {"start": 34309.1, "end": 34313.6, "text": " Oh no, I'm not 2 lives. I'm only 2 lives, like, on this stage, maybe."}, {"start": 34313.6, "end": 34316.6, "text": " But if I get Fjord in now, I can beat 2 lives next stage."}, {"start": 34330.6, "end": 34332.6, "text": " 40% max health shield"}, {"start": 34337.6, "end": 34339.6, "text": " lift up the ring"}, {"start": 34360.6, "end": 34375.4, "text": " I don't do the math, 500, 300, but I get a 40% and I gain 18% myself and also a card."}, {"start": 34375.4, "end": 34380.4, "text": " Honestly, it's a really stronger."}, {"start": 34380.4, "end": 34387.4, "text": " I don't know how much it deals with, it's not balanced."}, {"start": 34440.4, "end": 34468.520000000004, "text": " I think that was just too shill of an item I can go like boi GG plus one well actually"}, {"start": 34468.520000000004, "end": 34475.520000000004, "text": " though it's another for sure. I just wasn't like, voice that one."}, {"start": 34475.520000000004, "end": 34499.600000000006, "text": " like it's big big nerf mech but it's this cryogenic hex that makes it so fucking OP"}, {"start": 34499.6, "end": 34506.6, "text": " I can't. I can't. I can't."}, {"start": 34506.6, "end": 34514.6, "text": " Like this shit lowkey is ass."}, {"start": 34514.6, "end": 34525.6, "text": " I can go GA sterix plus one."}, {"start": 34525.6, "end": 34529.92, "text": " not even low tea like bro mech actually sucks"}, {"start": 34536.24, "end": 34539.2, "text": " okay so luna's"}, {"start": 34539.6, "end": 34542.24, "text": " increased the power of the hexes by 50%"}, {"start": 34542.24, "end": 34545.76, "text": " and i gained 12 gold"}, {"start": 34615.6, "end": 34617.6, "text": " I think it's not..."}, {"start": 34632.6, "end": 34634.6, "text": " Should I walk with Frank?"}, {"start": 34641.6, "end": 34643.6, "text": " Oh, there's a Shogun! Oh, fuck!"}, {"start": 34645.6, "end": 34672.6, "text": " How did I almost lose to Kaisa too?"}, {"start": 34672.6, "end": 34675.6, "text": " Oh, but I wanted to get it."}, {"start": 34762.6, "end": 34786.6, "text": " Also, the heart is way better than the car lock."}, {"start": 34786.6, "end": 34802.72, "text": " Why does this look like I got fucking one shot?"}, {"start": 34802.72, "end": 34804.72, "text": " What happened to my horn?"}, {"start": 34804.72, "end": 34805.72, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 34805.72, "end": 34806.72, "text": " Level 10?"}, {"start": 34806.72, "end": 34809.72, "text": " I got fucking one shot."}, {"start": 34809.72, "end": 34816.72, "text": " I don't fucking watch up."}, {"start": 34816.72, "end": 34819.72, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 34899.72, "end": 34918.72, "text": " Wait, how... Oh!"}, {"start": 34918.72, "end": 34920.72, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 34920.72, "end": 34925.72, "text": " Wait, how does he is so... His tank is also tankiest."}, {"start": 34925.72, "end": 34928.72, "text": " I mean, I guess he has Cryogenic on a fucking 7-point..."}, {"start": 34937.72, "end": 34938.72, "text": " Why does this fight look so good?"}, {"start": 34939.72, "end": 34941.72, "text": " Never mind, no it's not. Why does it look so bad?"}, {"start": 34941.72, "end": 34943.72, "text": " It just healed it to full."}, {"start": 34955.72, "end": 34984.72, "text": " I think I need like a mana item and then have Blitzcrank just toss the..."}, {"start": 34984.72, "end": 34987.72, "text": " I mean, I got an elder drag. Is that good?"}, {"start": 34991.72, "end": 34993.72, "text": " Man, I need to see if I get a..."}, {"start": 34997.72, "end": 35000.72, "text": " I didn't hear Blitz 2. Is there a mana item?"}, {"start": 35007.72, "end": 35009.72, "text": " Wait, oh wait, I have Golden Niko!"}, {"start": 35010.72, "end": 35013.72, "text": " The fuck, where did this come from? I don't know why."}, {"start": 35014.72, "end": 35019.72, "text": " GG. GG."}, {"start": 35025.72, "end": 35030.72, "text": " It didn't even ult once. You fucking piece of shit."}, {"start": 35044.72, "end": 35046.72, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 35050.72, "end": 35053.44, "text": " Yeah, oh, yeah, you can you can bug the fucking bro"}, {"start": 35053.44, "end": 35055.4, "text": " I'm not I'm not a fucking abuser man"}, {"start": 35055.4, "end": 35060.700000000004, "text": " You if you golden Nico the fucking drag or if you golden or if you can somehow clone the fucking drag"}, {"start": 35060.92, "end": 35063.880000000005, "text": " You basically get a giga elder dragon and you can itemize it"}, {"start": 35064.4, "end": 35071.04, "text": " Well, like bro, come on like that's not a win man. I mean I want a 1-4 sure that shit is it's just a straight one shot"}, {"start": 35071.04, "end": 35077.840000000004, "text": " It has like a base AD of like 900 and you can itemize it."}, {"start": 35077.840000000004, "end": 35082.96, "text": " That's not a bug it's intended. Really?"}, {"start": 35082.96, "end": 35094.0, "text": " Wait it's intended? So you're telling me I could have just golden and you could have"}, {"start": 35094.0, "end": 35105.2, "text": " just one thing you instantly. It's intended. Why is it intended?"}, {"start": 35109.76, "end": 35113.6, "text": " No, I don't think you understand. You basically, I think the I think the"}, {"start": 35113.6, "end": 35119.36, "text": " Shitter Elder Dragon that I got is only 300 AD, right? If you golden"}, {"start": 35119.36, "end": 35123.92, "text": " Nico it let me let me just tell you what it is that one you can't even itemize you"}, {"start": 35123.92, "end": 35128.92, "text": " can't even itemize the 381 the the one that's when you go to Nico or you barred"}, {"start": 35128.92, "end": 35137.72, "text": " clone it it has 900 base AD and you can put three items on it I don't think like"}, {"start": 35137.72, "end": 35142.76, "text": " that cannot be intended there's surely not man I just go starex GS it will"}, {"start": 35142.76, "end": 35147.520000000004, "text": " just walk up to the mouth I attack it three times and it's just straight"}, {"start": 35147.520000000004, "end": 35152.48, "text": " one shot that's intended I can just I can just play that unit on my board"}, {"start": 35155.600000000006, "end": 35158.96000000001, "text": " and and one auto tentate damage entire board gone"}, {"start": 35167.36, "end": 35172.32000000001, "text": " it's been known since PB they would have patched it buddy I mean they made it so you can't get it from"}, {"start": 35172.32, "end": 35180.56, "text": " from, from, before you could get it from Gilded Steel and you could get it from, like, DuoQ."}, {"start": 35180.56, "end": 35185.0, "text": " And that shit on PvE was beyond broken."}, {"start": 35185.0, "end": 35191.0, "text": " Oh, that was a bug?"}, {"start": 35191.0, "end": 35195.88, "text": " Okay, so it's actually intended."}, {"start": 35195.88, "end": 35200.88, "text": " So I could have just won the game for free."}, {"start": 35200.88, "end": 35210.88, "text": " I don't got it."}, {"start": 35210.88, "end": 35222.88, "text": " It's so OP."}, {"start": 35222.88, "end": 35252.18, "text": " I'm tired."}, {"start": 35252.18, "end": 35254.18, "text": " How's the thought you would?"}, {"start": 35254.18, "end": 35256.18, "text": " Not good, I hope."}, {"start": 35269.18, "end": 35272.18, "text": " Fukuoka lost? TEC lost?"}, {"start": 35272.18, "end": 35274.18, "text": " I didn't fill out IG and DRX lost."}, {"start": 35274.18, "end": 35277.18, "text": " Just banned me. But I'm retired."}, {"start": 35282.18, "end": 35298.340000000004, "text": " No, I do watch MLB."}, {"start": 35298.340000000004, "end": 35301.86, "text": " I enjoy MLB."}, {"start": 35301.86, "end": 35305.86, "text": " Baseball?"}, {"start": 35305.86, "end": 35310.58, "text": " Baseball is actually a good sport."}, {"start": 35310.58, "end": 35312.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 35323.14, "end": 35325.14, "text": " Hope fake"}, {"start": 35334.94, "end": 35336.94, "text": " This queue time man on dark"}, {"start": 35340.58, "end": 35362.42, "text": " I can't I space C space a space and space T"}, {"start": 35362.42, "end": 35363.299999999996, "text": " Hey, Clay."}, {"start": 35364.299999999996, "end": 35367.06, "text": " Well, he's playing Rhoads with Mateshift?"}, {"start": 35369.299999999996, "end": 35370.86, "text": " How is this the lot?"}, {"start": 35371.82, "end": 35376.82, "text": " I think he's playing Rogue Reroll with Mateshift Armor."}, {"start": 35378.259999999995, "end": 35379.82, "text": " How can that be your line?"}, {"start": 35380.78, "end": 35382.18, "text": " You're gonna have items on your tank,"}, {"start": 35382.18, "end": 35383.299999999996, "text": " you're gonna have items on Fizz,"}, {"start": 35383.299999999996, "end": 35385.159999999996, "text": " you're gonna have item on Kaisa."}, {"start": 35385.159999999996, "end": 35390.159999999996, "text": " Your tier two is 50 armor and MR on four shooters."}, {"start": 35392.42, "end": 35398.42, "text": " I guess you play Shepard?"}, {"start": 35398.42, "end": 35403.42, "text": " Yeah, and then Ornn, if you hit Brass 3, Ornn is forced to lose."}, {"start": 35403.42, "end": 35405.42, "text": " I mean, I guess you get Shepard, I guess."}, {"start": 35405.42, "end": 35409.42, "text": " But I mean, there's no way that's the line, like, wait, what?"}, {"start": 35409.42, "end": 35413.42, "text": " Oh, Macean is really good into, like, Leblanc, because you can play 4 Vanguard and you play,"}, {"start": 35413.42, "end": 35418.42, "text": " and you only itemize one of them, and you only have, like, two backliners,"}, {"start": 35418.42, "end": 35420.42, "text": " and then you also have the shepherd."}, {"start": 35448.42, "end": 35451.619999999995, "text": " Dude, the 2x world champion that's in your lobby."}, {"start": 35451.619999999995, "end": 35453.82, "text": " Dude, there's somebody that's fucking ass."}, {"start": 35458.82, "end": 35460.82, "text": " Uh, it's basically better on Vanguard or Bastion Vanguard."}, {"start": 35460.82, "end": 35462.82, "text": " Since Bastion's already have Armored and Mar."}, {"start": 35462.82, "end": 35464.82, "text": " Vanguard doesn't have more effective HP."}, {"start": 35464.82, "end": 35466.82, "text": " Or not more effective HP."}, {"start": 35466.82, "end": 35470.82, "text": " Just like more flat HP, which is more effective HP with Armored and Mar."}, {"start": 35472.82, "end": 35474.82, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 35508.42, "end": 35535.979999999996, "text": " Look at my shop."}, {"start": 35535.98, "end": 35542.98, "text": " What the fuck is this Corvich?"}, {"start": 35565.98, "end": 35567.98, "text": " How can you even be offered this"}, {"start": 35595.98, "end": 35616.780000000006, "text": " I might play a I might play big R3"}, {"start": 35616.78, "end": 35623.78, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 35623.78, "end": 35628.78, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 35628.78, "end": 35640.78, "text": " What the fuck is wrong with my hair?"}, {"start": 35640.78, "end": 35645.78, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 35645.78, "end": 35652.78, "text": " She's sure looking through the camera."}, {"start": 35652.78, "end": 35663.78, "text": " Maybe that's just a roll once here."}, {"start": 35663.78, "end": 35671.78, "text": " Maybe that's just a roll once here."}, {"start": 35671.78, "end": 35678.78, "text": " I just use my rolls and I'll roll an extra and if I see like one more bearer."}, {"start": 35678.78, "end": 35684.78, "text": " I mean I'm nasus paired, poppy paired, and then I just play poppy 2, atrox, or I can play nasus 2, the only option."}, {"start": 35684.78, "end": 35687.78, "text": " I'm kind of not just using my rolls."}, {"start": 35687.78, "end": 35692.78, "text": " And then I just play towards vertical meeple."}, {"start": 35692.78, "end": 35703.78, "text": " And then I just go 7 meeple fastline."}, {"start": 35703.78, "end": 35708.78, "text": " Oh, they naced 2."}, {"start": 35708.78, "end": 35713.78, "text": " Another Vigor."}, {"start": 35713.78, "end": 35721.78, "text": " I mean, if you want to put it on the sofa, maybe she'll stay there."}, {"start": 35721.78, "end": 35723.78, "text": " The moment you leave it"}, {"start": 35731.78, "end": 35733.78, "text": " I mean my items are too shit"}, {"start": 35737.46, "end": 35742.02, "text": " Dark Star Arbiter people what?"}, {"start": 35751.78, "end": 35756.78, "text": " Look, she left!"}, {"start": 35756.78, "end": 35759.78, "text": " Wait, did you guys even see her on the... no?"}, {"start": 35759.78, "end": 35761.78, "text": " She left!"}, {"start": 35765.78, "end": 35770.78, "text": " The moment Sara leaves the room, she just turns around, sees that Sara's not there and she's out."}, {"start": 35770.78, "end": 35798.54, "text": " a true star 2 cost and if 5 other people gain 3 gold, eaveseraka."}, {"start": 35798.54, "end": 35805.82, "text": " I kind of want the HP because I'm pretty sure I'm going oh wait oh we did a lot"}, {"start": 35805.82, "end": 35813.74, "text": " of people so I didn't know because I kind of want the tier wait oh what the holy shit"}, {"start": 35818.54, "end": 35819.26, "text": " bye vagar"}, {"start": 35825.020000000004, "end": 35827.42, "text": " okay I mean I'm committed to vagar 3 there's no one not playing vr3"}, {"start": 35828.54, "end": 35833.54, "text": " Arbiter, Darkstar, Shepard?"}, {"start": 35833.54, "end": 35838.54, "text": " I'm gonna just make, I'm already lost around."}, {"start": 35838.54, "end": 35843.54, "text": " Betroth, Teemo."}, {"start": 35843.54, "end": 35848.54, "text": " Holy shit, I finally get to play something new!"}, {"start": 35848.54, "end": 35853.54, "text": " I finally get to play Vhagar 3!"}, {"start": 35858.54, "end": 35872.5, "text": " I feel like this comp is so conditional though."}, {"start": 35872.5, "end": 35880.82, "text": " Another gnar, a kaisa, or whatever that is."}, {"start": 35880.82, "end": 35882.62, "text": " i could play meeple actually"}, {"start": 35882.62, "end": 35889.62, "text": " did not care about vanguard"}, {"start": 35901.06, "end": 35902.02, "text": " that's good"}, {"start": 35902.02, "end": 35905.02, "text": " is twenty gold bad"}, {"start": 35905.020000000004, "end": 35907.020000000004, "text": " You're just fucking re-draining like whatever."}, {"start": 35907.020000000004, "end": 35909.020000000004, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 35921.020000000004, "end": 35923.020000000004, "text": " This is like the perfect setup."}, {"start": 35923.020000000004, "end": 35925.020000000004, "text": " It's Soraka so I can heal one."}, {"start": 35925.020000000004, "end": 35931.020000000004, "text": " I have five vagars so I can actually stabilize with vagars three like mid stage four."}, {"start": 35935.020000000004, "end": 35937.020000000004, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 35943.020000000004, "end": 35945.020000000004, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 35946.020000000004, "end": 35948.020000000004, "text": " Six Vagars?"}, {"start": 35955.020000000004, "end": 35958.020000000004, "text": " Oh, and then what else does it mean?"}, {"start": 35959.020000000004, "end": 35960.020000000004, "text": " Shuffle."}, {"start": 35965.020000000004, "end": 35969.060000000005, "text": " A rod is pretty good."}, {"start": 35969.060000000005, "end": 35974.54, "text": " Another poppy is really good."}, {"start": 35974.54, "end": 35980.340000000004, "text": " Oh wait, my items are really good, I have JG plus Apshode."}, {"start": 35980.340000000004, "end": 35982.340000000004, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 35982.340000000004, "end": 35985.340000000004, "text": " My items are insane."}, {"start": 35985.340000000004, "end": 35988.62, "text": " I just need a tier."}, {"start": 35988.62, "end": 35993.50000000001, "text": " I'm kind of poor though."}, {"start": 35993.5, "end": 35995.5, "text": " three meeple, two replicator."}, {"start": 36018.5, "end": 36021.5, "text": " I guarantee you this guy's hitting bronze for life. I guarantee it."}, {"start": 36023.5, "end": 36027.76, "text": " Legion of threes Voyager plus one with uplink"}, {"start": 36034.98, "end": 36038.32, "text": " How is that balanced wait"}, {"start": 36040.22, "end": 36042.82, "text": " It's a bit probably a BS or dish"}, {"start": 36053.5, "end": 36063.9, "text": " Did he hit BFL?"}, {"start": 36063.9, "end": 36064.9, "text": " He probably did."}, {"start": 36064.9, "end": 36071.26, "text": " I don't know how he did it because if you would have selected that should be insane."}, {"start": 36071.26, "end": 36075.02, "text": " Do recruit and I just go for three stars?"}, {"start": 36075.02, "end": 36076.02, "text": " Three star Corky?"}, {"start": 36076.02, "end": 36081.9, "text": " I'll actually need one, I never mind."}, {"start": 36081.9, "end": 36093.020000000004, "text": " the line in this comp and I just need money okay the best is basically a double win and I"}, {"start": 36093.020000000004, "end": 36102.42, "text": " already lost it's basically a double win because I already lost my streak and I"}, {"start": 36102.42, "end": 36106.26, "text": " don't mind stacking for what they're called and then also like you just"}, {"start": 36106.26, "end": 36110.1, "text": " It's 4-1 roll for 7 people and then you just farm InfiniGold."}, {"start": 36110.1, "end": 36114.420000000006, "text": " I'm pretty sure this is actually the best game I did it."}, {"start": 36114.420000000006, "end": 36115.420000000006, "text": " No cat."}, {"start": 36115.420000000006, "end": 36118.420000000006, "text": " I just need to comment on that as well, so no, 4-3."}, {"start": 36118.420000000006, "end": 36120.420000000006, "text": " Did he hit?"}, {"start": 36120.420000000006, "end": 36125.920000000006, "text": " How many did I miss?"}, {"start": 36125.920000000006, "end": 36130.26, "text": " So now I'm like on pace to level the 7."}, {"start": 36130.26, "end": 36135.26, "text": " At least one roll."}, {"start": 36135.26, "end": 36143.340000000004, "text": " I'm on pace to level to seven or level to eight on four one get seven people in the print big are three"}, {"start": 36161.740000000005, "end": 36163.740000000005, "text": " Is this morning good"}, {"start": 36165.26, "end": 36174.86, "text": " Cause I feel like I haven't seen this comp in like a hundred games."}, {"start": 36174.86, "end": 36178.86, "text": " So I'm starting to worry that like the comp is like bad."}, {"start": 36178.86, "end": 36179.86, "text": " But it used to be good."}, {"start": 36179.86, "end": 36181.86, "text": " I mean I used to do all of it."}, {"start": 36181.86, "end": 36186.26, "text": " But isn't this like the god setup actually?"}, {"start": 36186.26, "end": 36189.060000000005, "text": " Cause I can get seven people in."}, {"start": 36189.060000000005, "end": 36191.1, "text": " I'm not even that low."}, {"start": 36191.1, "end": 36197.5, "text": " And then it's also like you just go Soraka and heal, right?"}, {"start": 36197.5, "end": 36200.1, "text": " You mean in PvE vs Sick Duck?"}, {"start": 36200.1, "end": 36213.1, "text": " Like, is my spot actually bad?"}, {"start": 36213.1, "end": 36216.76, "text": " I know no brand is know what to call"}, {"start": 36226.72, "end": 36228.72, "text": " National to avoid JG"}, {"start": 36233.34, "end": 36235.34, "text": " Shuffle"}, {"start": 36238.939999999995, "end": 36240.939999999995, "text": " Because I could play like"}, {"start": 36243.1, "end": 36264.1, "text": " I mean I just play Ramus, Bard, Meepsy, Ramus, Bard, and I don't have to play Corky, I could just play Poppy, I mean Vagar, Bard, Meepsy, Ramus, Poppy. I don't play Shen, I mean honestly Shen would help me."}, {"start": 36273.1, "end": 36285.02, "text": " I'm looking at my spot this spot looks horrendous"}, {"start": 36303.1, "end": 36310.299999999996, "text": " Or Vega 3 is pretty good."}, {"start": 36310.299999999996, "end": 36312.299999999996, "text": " Meesey is pretty good."}, {"start": 36312.299999999996, "end": 36315.659999999996, "text": " Poppy is actually fine with Sh- and then Rammus."}, {"start": 36315.659999999996, "end": 36317.42, "text": " So I don't play, don't play."}, {"start": 36317.42, "end": 36327.299999999996, "text": " And then I have 5 open slots, which is probably going to be like-"}, {"start": 36327.299999999996, "end": 36329.299999999996, "text": " I mean I have 3 open slots."}, {"start": 36329.299999999996, "end": 36332.1, "text": " Oh wait, this is- oh wait, I have a gnar on my board."}, {"start": 36332.1, "end": 36334.1, "text": " I have 4 open slots."}, {"start": 36336.84, "end": 36338.84, "text": " Vanguard plus 2."}, {"start": 36338.84, "end": 36340.84, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 36343.1, "end": 36346.1, "text": " Okay, they changed the message. You actually need baby gold now."}, {"start": 36362.1, "end": 36372.56, "text": " I'm not trying to play Mordekaiser fucking Blitzcrank on my board, but low key like Mordekaiser,"}, {"start": 36372.56, "end": 36378.76, "text": " Blitzcrank, Karma, and then I just have any Legendary, whether it's gonna be, it means"}, {"start": 36378.76, "end": 36379.76, "text": " probably Morgana."}, {"start": 36379.76, "end": 36383.439999999995, "text": " Honestly this board doesn't look bad, honestly this board actually looks pretty good."}, {"start": 36383.44, "end": 36388.44, "text": " And then I just dual carry Vavar 3 with Vartu, and they just got one shot."}, {"start": 36394.94, "end": 36396.44, "text": " Oh wait, don't I need Sona?"}, {"start": 36396.44, "end": 36397.94, "text": " Wait, I don't have Replicator!"}, {"start": 36398.94, "end": 36400.94, "text": " Okay, honestly, do you even need Replicator?"}, {"start": 36400.94, "end": 36401.94, "text": " Yes?"}, {"start": 36413.44, "end": 36437.04, "text": " I mean I need some from my items I'm looking at my spot here 57 I'm pretty sure I really"}, {"start": 36437.04, "end": 36444.04, "text": " We want to play Voyager."}, {"start": 36497.04, "end": 36499.04, "text": " But I wanted to dance"}, {"start": 36501.24, "end": 36503.24, "text": " I'm one off of a guard three I"}, {"start": 36507.24, "end": 36511.8, "text": " Don't even know what I'm rolling for who am I missing for seven people I"}, {"start": 36515.520000000004, "end": 36521.16, "text": " Am lost GG GG GG who am I missing?"}, {"start": 36523.200000000004, "end": 36525.200000000004, "text": " Also, I need to go nine though"}, {"start": 36527.04, "end": 36544.88, "text": " I don't even have gnar how do I I mean okay the good news is I have a but beat"}, {"start": 36544.88, "end": 36553.44, "text": " something I am lost I need seven people in my plan I have never fucking played"}, {"start": 36553.44, "end": 36564.96, "text": " these units in my lifetime. Oh God! Oh there's a fizz and then I'm missing what? A gnar?"}, {"start": 36564.96, "end": 36578.12, "text": " What does gnar look like? Oh gnar, okay nice nice nice. Missed it! Oh! You don't even"}, {"start": 36578.12, "end": 36581.62, "text": " Get corky! The unit is ass!"}, {"start": 36583.62, "end": 36585.62, "text": " It's ass!"}, {"start": 36586.62, "end": 36588.12, "text": " It does not do anything."}, {"start": 36588.62, "end": 36590.62, "text": " I mean, a random blitzcrank too?"}, {"start": 36590.62, "end": 36591.62, "text": " Then I might as well just play..."}, {"start": 36591.62, "end": 36593.62, "text": " Then I might as well just hold the mortarcars wrong, good."}, {"start": 36608.12, "end": 36618.200000000004, "text": " I wasn't at least 3 people, because I think I have to stack 2 more."}, {"start": 36618.200000000004, "end": 36620.64, "text": " So you're telling me if I did win this round I'd be dead?"}, {"start": 36620.64, "end": 36622.240000000005, "text": " I'd like that to be good."}, {"start": 36622.240000000005, "end": 36623.240000000005, "text": " For me."}, {"start": 36623.240000000005, "end": 36635.600000000006, "text": " Oh gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee,"}, {"start": 36635.600000000006, "end": 36637.76, "text": " gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee,"}, {"start": 36637.76, "end": 36652.6, "text": " I don't play karma."}, {"start": 36652.6, "end": 36656.560000000005, "text": " I don't understand what my board is."}, {"start": 36656.560000000005, "end": 36658.04, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 36658.04, "end": 36666.96, "text": " I mean, I'm playing this for sure."}, {"start": 36666.96, "end": 36668.96, "text": " But then like, you're telling me I just don't play Meepsy?"}, {"start": 36669.96, "end": 36671.96, "text": " Do you ever drop down to 3 Meepsy?"}, {"start": 36674.96, "end": 36675.96, "text": " 2 in 100?"}, {"start": 36676.96, "end": 36679.96, "text": " And then that way I can play Shen over Poppy, and then I don't have to play Meepsy."}, {"start": 36682.96, "end": 36683.96, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 36684.96, "end": 36686.96, "text": " Cause that way I don't have to play Karma."}, {"start": 36689.96, "end": 36690.96, "text": " Shen, Morgana."}, {"start": 36691.96, "end": 36693.96, "text": " And then that way I can play this."}, {"start": 36696.96, "end": 36718.34, "text": " Okay, but I need- oh wait, that doesn't- oh, but then that's not even- why the fuck am I playing"}, {"start": 36718.34, "end": 36719.34, "text": " Sona then?"}, {"start": 36719.34, "end": 36722.979999999996, "text": " Oh, you couldn't pop me for the- you just got a gold."}, {"start": 36722.979999999996, "end": 36723.979999999996, "text": " That's pretty good."}, {"start": 36723.98, "end": 36726.98, "text": " Loki, I could actually go poppy 3 because I'm 3 turns off."}, {"start": 36728.98, "end": 36731.98, "text": " Trying to play that is just rage bait."}, {"start": 36731.98, "end": 36732.98, "text": " Oh, that is rage bait."}, {"start": 36741.98, "end": 36743.98, "text": " Wait, then what's the point of playing..."}, {"start": 36744.98, "end": 36746.98, "text": " Then what's the point of playing Stona?"}, {"start": 36748.98, "end": 36749.98, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 36749.98, "end": 36751.98, "text": " Because then I'm not playing Meepie."}, {"start": 36751.98, "end": 36758.700000000004, "text": " Okay, I'm pretty sure it's just poppy plus it's actually too good because I've borrowed it like okay"}, {"start": 36760.98, "end": 36762.98, "text": " And I just don't care about conduit"}, {"start": 36766.380000000005, "end": 36768.54, "text": " And I'm pretty sure I should be playing needy"}, {"start": 36770.86, "end": 36774.46000000001, "text": " And then random blitz rings actually pretty good. I'm still two lives. That's pretty good"}, {"start": 36774.46, "end": 36781.7, "text": " But more is kind of good the stars are good"}, {"start": 36787.7, "end": 36794.78, "text": " Yeah glove chain belt BF here, I mean I just need a problem as well from school"}, {"start": 36794.78, "end": 36801.78, "text": " I think this is good enough, but I'll get a frontline item later, bugger."}, {"start": 36801.78, "end": 36806.78, "text": " I have to above, it is what it is."}, {"start": 36806.78, "end": 36813.78, "text": " My god doesn't want these."}, {"start": 36813.78, "end": 36815.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 36821.26, "end": 36823.26, "text": " Should engage a lady"}, {"start": 36825.14, "end": 36827.14, "text": " So children on what's a color actually"}, {"start": 36832.659999999996, "end": 36834.659999999996, "text": " And then I have this dead unit"}, {"start": 36836.7, "end": 36838.7, "text": " I'm not just playing karma"}, {"start": 36838.700000000004, "end": 36845.700000000004, "text": " There's a, there's a mortar guy here."}, {"start": 36851.22, "end": 36855.020000000004, "text": " Okay, this is my board."}, {"start": 36855.020000000004, "end": 36856.780000000006, "text": " Fabricate."}, {"start": 36856.780000000006, "end": 36859.700000000004, "text": " This, I am lost. This is my board."}, {"start": 36859.700000000004, "end": 36865.340000000004, "text": " Are we serious?"}, {"start": 36865.340000000004, "end": 36867.840000000004, "text": " This is my board."}, {"start": 36867.840000000004, "end": 36869.36, "text": " I saw seven rolls by the way."}, {"start": 36870.96000000001, "end": 36873.14000000001, "text": " I went level nine with invested for this."}, {"start": 36875.420000000006, "end": 36877.780000000006, "text": " I didn't give Ramison item."}, {"start": 36877.780000000006, "end": 36878.62, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 36879.920000000006, "end": 36881.26, "text": " I would have won this round."}, {"start": 36882.780000000006, "end": 36886.200000000004, "text": " I, oh, I, no, no."}, {"start": 36886.200000000004, "end": 36888.420000000006, "text": " Wait, but it doesn't, I'm eighth anyway."}, {"start": 36888.420000000006, "end": 36890.64000000001, "text": " This is my board, how?"}, {"start": 36897.840000000004, "end": 36917.76, "text": " How could this be my board?"}, {"start": 36917.76, "end": 36935.12, "text": " lowkey this unit fox wait I wait what did I actually have one out I'm not even"}, {"start": 36935.12, "end": 36938.920000000006, "text": " giving it oh my fucking god wait wait what I actually have one out if I had"}, {"start": 36938.92, "end": 36955.78, "text": " that extra life my team doesn't know no no no no no no my bad my bad no this"}, {"start": 36955.78, "end": 36959.939999999995, "text": " shit is ass I see why this game was I see why this shit was not played in a"}, {"start": 36959.939999999995, "end": 36966.759999999995, "text": " hundred games this shit is ass I don't do damage my tank is not tanky my my"}, {"start": 36966.76, "end": 36968.76, "text": " My carry is not carrying!"}, {"start": 36968.76, "end": 36970.76, "text": " Who the fuck on my board does anything?"}, {"start": 36970.76, "end": 36975.76, "text": " Oh my god, this board is fucking assed!"}, {"start": 36975.76, "end": 36978.76, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 36978.76, "end": 36983.76, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 36983.76, "end": 36989.76, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 36989.76, "end": 36992.76, "text": " Meet the corgi."}, {"start": 36992.76, "end": 36995.76, "text": " Bro, it's not the fucking corgi."}, {"start": 36995.76, "end": 37001.36, "text": " I went nine with infinite gold and I ended with a puppy and a fucking meat see no voyager on my board"}, {"start": 37002.8, "end": 37005.44, "text": " That cannot be right"}, {"start": 37015.64, "end": 37017.8, "text": " Infinite gold level nine"}, {"start": 37021.240000000005, "end": 37023.240000000005, "text": " And I have a puppy on my board"}, {"start": 37025.76, "end": 37030.560000000005, "text": " I don't get it, I don't get it."}, {"start": 37038.96, "end": 37040.560000000005, "text": " My board is ass."}, {"start": 37042.36, "end": 37043.36, "text": " Come on, fuck."}, {"start": 37045.16, "end": 37046.16, "text": " Hey, oh, milk is here."}, {"start": 37048.96, "end": 37052.16, "text": " Um, oh, milk."}, {"start": 37055.76, "end": 37062.08, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 37062.08, "end": 37064.08, "text": " i think i'm going to recently"}, {"start": 37064.08, "end": 37066.08, "text": " you listen"}, {"start": 37066.08, "end": 37070.8, "text": " listening about the parker"}, {"start": 37070.8, "end": 37072.840000000004, "text": " every single day"}, {"start": 37072.840000000004, "end": 37076.4, "text": " every single day"}, {"start": 37076.4, "end": 37079.920000000006, "text": " you you have to play fifteen games"}, {"start": 37079.920000000006, "end": 37082.64, "text": " until until the qualifiers"}, {"start": 37082.64, "end": 37088.44, "text": " And for every single game that you don't play, 15 daily, you owe me $1,000."}, {"start": 37093.32, "end": 37095.96, "text": " But wait, I've been averaging 15 a day, really?"}, {"start": 37101.4, "end": 37102.24, "text": " Where's his motherfucker?"}, {"start": 37112.64, "end": 37121.64, "text": " You played 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. You played 9 games today."}, {"start": 37121.64, "end": 37125.64, "text": " Alright, you got my address. 76,000."}, {"start": 37132.64, "end": 37133.64, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 37139.64, "end": 37140.64, "text": " 6, 7."}, {"start": 37202.64, "end": 37204.64, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 37221.64, "end": 37222.64, "text": " Floppy."}, {"start": 37225.64, "end": 37227.64, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 37227.64, "end": 37237.159999999996, "text": " What are you even spamming?"}, {"start": 37237.159999999996, "end": 37240.96, "text": " These emotes are cat please."}, {"start": 37240.96, "end": 37252.88, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 37252.88, "end": 37257.88, "text": " Her boyfriend is a, do you guys know this Ergot one trick?"}, {"start": 37264.5, "end": 37267.32, "text": " Who's an Ergot one trick in LEC?"}, {"start": 37267.32, "end": 37269.159999999996, "text": " Or not LEC in Europe?"}, {"start": 37269.159999999996, "end": 37270.24, "text": " Or wait, is he even European?"}, {"start": 37270.24, "end": 37272.36, "text": " I don't even fucking know."}, {"start": 37272.36, "end": 37273.2, "text": " Quante?"}, {"start": 37273.2, "end": 37276.0, "text": " Oh, that sounds, it's that guy, it's that guy for sure."}, {"start": 37276.0, "end": 37287.28, "text": " that guy? Imagine being a ergot one trick. How do you just load up and just lock in the"}, {"start": 37287.28, "end": 37298.84, "text": " ergot? 20 out of 20. I can't. Oh wait. Oh he's here. Oh what the fuck? Oh, oh no not you."}, {"start": 37298.84, "end": 37305.16, "text": " Say it to my face. Oh oh no. Wait what? Oh there's nothing wrong with ergot. No that"}, {"start": 37305.16, "end": 37307.16, "text": " That sounds really cool."}, {"start": 37309.16, "end": 37311.16, "text": " No heart binds me."}, {"start": 37312.16, "end": 37313.16, "text": " Ergotten."}, {"start": 37313.16, "end": 37314.16, "text": " WOLKT!"}, {"start": 37315.16, "end": 37316.16, "text": " Ergotten."}, {"start": 37319.16, "end": 37324.16, "text": " No, I- I- I- You were on my For You page with the uh- on- on- on Twitter, the uh..."}, {"start": 37325.16, "end": 37329.16, "text": " Something- something bootcamping in Europe and you're like 1400 LP with like a fucking 70% win rate."}, {"start": 37330.16, "end": 37332.16, "text": " No, he's actually the goat? Okay, listen."}, {"start": 37332.16, "end": 37334.16, "text": " You're the fucking goat of Ergot?!"}, {"start": 37334.16, "end": 37336.16, "text": " But, like, come on, Ergot?"}, {"start": 37336.920000000006, "end": 37337.54, "text": " Alright, ok."}, {"start": 37337.54, "end": 37338.04, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 37338.62, "end": 37340.12, "text": " Pantheon, but, Gee."}, {"start": 37342.700000000004, "end": 37343.840000000004, "text": " R.E. Verus"}, {"start": 37344.68, "end": 37346.68, "text": " Pro-folded in half a second."}, {"start": 37348.36, "end": 37349.740000000005, "text": " So, Ergot."}, {"start": 37351.76, "end": 37352.700000000004, "text": " The mountain."}, {"start": 37353.82000000001, "end": 37355.5, "text": " Let's finish this quickly."}, {"start": 37355.72, "end": 37357.100000000006, "text": " MMMMMM!"}, {"start": 37357.1, "end": 37366.979999999996, "text": " What's the equivalent of Ergot in mid?"}, {"start": 37366.979999999996, "end": 37371.86, "text": " I would say Keanu, but I feel like Keanu is like mechanically difficult."}, {"start": 37371.86, "end": 37374.26, "text": " It's just like some loser champ."}, {"start": 37374.26, "end": 37375.26, "text": " Oh, Malzahar."}, {"start": 37375.26, "end": 37376.26, "text": " Oh yes, Malzahar."}, {"start": 37376.26, "end": 37377.26, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 37377.26, "end": 37379.26, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 37392.740000000005, "end": 37396.3, "text": " AUKSHOT! Bro, AUKSHOT mid players I fucking can't."}, {"start": 37397.3, "end": 37401.700000000004, "text": " Oh my god. I also, I also fist like a Nivea players, that's also cringe."}, {"start": 37407.26, "end": 37409.26, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 37416.86, "end": 37418.86, "text": " Your belt"}, {"start": 37434.22, "end": 37436.22, "text": " GDG"}, {"start": 37437.26, "end": 37444.840000000004, "text": " I mean, this is fun."}, {"start": 37444.840000000004, "end": 37445.840000000004, "text": " No Ezreal GG."}, {"start": 37445.840000000004, "end": 37446.840000000004, "text": " Oh, oh, Milio!"}, {"start": 37446.840000000004, "end": 37447.840000000004, "text": " Milio!"}, {"start": 37447.840000000004, "end": 37448.840000000004, "text": " Mordekaiser?"}, {"start": 37448.840000000004, "end": 37449.840000000004, "text": " Jinx?"}, {"start": 37449.840000000004, "end": 37460.840000000004, "text": " I mean, it's probably Mordekaiser or Milio, right?"}, {"start": 37460.840000000004, "end": 37470.840000000004, "text": " I mean, it's probably Mordekaiser Nileo, right? Like Vanguard with bigweaver or some shit?"}, {"start": 37470.840000000004, "end": 37483.840000000004, "text": " Like, wait, what is bigweaver?"}, {"start": 37483.840000000004, "end": 37503.600000000006, "text": " uh, isn't it just MilioPyComp and you three started Jinxed?"}, {"start": 37503.600000000006, "end": 37506.00000000001, "text": " No, no, no, fuck that, fuck that."}, {"start": 37506.00000000001, "end": 37510.380000000005, "text": " Well, I'm pretty sure you should actually just play around the carries, like I mean"}, {"start": 37510.38, "end": 37522.659999999996, "text": " I mean, Mordecai's are Milleo for sure, and then, uh, wait, isn't it just Mordecai's are"}, {"start": 37522.659999999996, "end": 37526.219999999994, "text": " Milleo, uh, TF?"}, {"start": 37526.219999999994, "end": 37527.219999999994, "text": " It's mounted."}, {"start": 37527.219999999994, "end": 37528.219999999994, "text": " Fuck this."}, {"start": 37528.219999999994, "end": 37529.219999999994, "text": " Let's finish this."}, {"start": 37529.219999999994, "end": 37530.219999999994, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 37530.219999999994, "end": 37531.219999999994, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 37531.219999999994, "end": 37532.219999999994, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 37532.219999999994, "end": 37533.219999999994, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 37533.22, "end": 37545.22, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 37545.22, "end": 37546.22, "text": " Amelio?"}, {"start": 37546.22, "end": 37547.22, "text": " Amorticaizer?"}, {"start": 37547.22, "end": 37562.22, "text": " Okay, well I need two big weavers for sure, so it's probably just going to be Corky eventually."}, {"start": 37562.22, "end": 37574.66, "text": " And then I need a vanguard which is probably just gonna be like a lousy or some shit"}, {"start": 37577.66, "end": 37583.42, "text": " Exalted adventure, I'm telling precedent. I mean is it the adult adventure actually good in 44 or no, I mean"}, {"start": 37592.22, "end": 37621.82, "text": " Okay, Loki, I play, uh, Fiona, Zoey, I play, uh,"}, {"start": 37621.82, "end": 37645.18, "text": " And then I just re-roll Zoe 3 as well."}, {"start": 37645.18, "end": 37651.659999999996, "text": " And then I just- honestly, why don't I just sell Milio then?"}, {"start": 37651.66, "end": 37658.66, "text": " So why don't I just go jinx it?"}, {"start": 37673.66, "end": 37675.66, "text": " I'm lost."}, {"start": 37678.66, "end": 37680.66, "text": " I'm lost."}, {"start": 37681.66, "end": 37703.780000000006, "text": " He just birthday president of Mordekaiser too"}, {"start": 37733.78, "end": 37735.78, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 37736.78, "end": 37738.78, "text": " No you're a mortifiner."}, {"start": 37745.78, "end": 37747.78, "text": " No you're a mortifiner."}, {"start": 37763.78, "end": 37780.9, "text": " It was Bordecai's Jinx. Bordecai's Jinx and I just played like Vanguard Challenger or"}, {"start": 37780.9, "end": 37784.42, "text": " some shit."}, {"start": 37784.42, "end": 37790.42, "text": " Yona with Diana. GG. GG."}, {"start": 37798.42, "end": 37805.42, "text": " These men, Jinx, Yona, Diana, Aurora. I mean, I already sold it."}, {"start": 37809.42, "end": 37812.42, "text": " I already sold all my Jinx, man. I mean, I have two, too."}, {"start": 37814.42, "end": 37817.42, "text": " And I have the caches out on 4 water on the screen."}, {"start": 37817.42, "end": 37820.42, "text": " And hopefully I just win out."}, {"start": 37824.42, "end": 37827.42, "text": " It's another race! This game's an 8."}, {"start": 37827.42, "end": 37831.42, "text": " I think it's actually fine if it's Stargazer and we're in fucking mountain."}, {"start": 37831.42, "end": 37832.42, "text": " But it's mountain."}, {"start": 37832.42, "end": 37834.42, "text": " So I can't even play TF."}, {"start": 37838.42, "end": 37842.42, "text": " So I should have just played Jeans plus Mordekaiser, because now I can't even connect."}, {"start": 37842.42, "end": 37867.42, "text": " Also, I could have went an econ orbiter for more rolls, but it did not play so well."}, {"start": 37867.42, "end": 37874.42, "text": " I don't got it."}, {"start": 37874.42, "end": 37885.42, "text": " Let's head back when he goes."}, {"start": 37885.42, "end": 37889.42, "text": " It's right now."}, {"start": 37889.42, "end": 37894.42, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 37894.42, "end": 37901.42, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 37901.42, "end": 37906.42, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 37906.42, "end": 37912.42, "text": " This."}, {"start": 37912.42, "end": 37915.42, "text": " Alawi."}, {"start": 37915.42, "end": 37920.42, "text": " This guy has a Zaya with Mountain."}, {"start": 37920.42, "end": 37935.979999999996, "text": " Like I could play Caitlyn plus Caitlyn mount high."}, {"start": 37935.979999999996, "end": 37936.979999999996, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 37936.979999999996, "end": 37946.979999999996, "text": " Like, oh wait, wait, what?"}, {"start": 37946.98, "end": 37964.740000000005, "text": " I don't want to play E.Trox."}, {"start": 37964.74, "end": 37966.74, "text": " Stomify, second wind."}, {"start": 37975.74, "end": 37977.74, "text": " Okay, do I actually want to play Eatrox then?"}, {"start": 37987.74, "end": 37989.74, "text": " And I'm not playing this."}, {"start": 37989.74, "end": 37997.979999999996, "text": " What are kinds of to this and they're not opening pantheon two more rolls one"}, {"start": 38001.579999999994, "end": 38003.579999999994, "text": " To"}, {"start": 38009.579999999994, "end": 38015.7, "text": " And if I'm playing a trust what's what's it called? Oh, I don't actually win. I think I'm"}, {"start": 38015.700000000004, "end": 38017.700000000004, "text": " No, there's no way"}, {"start": 38018.98, "end": 38020.98, "text": " I have two millions"}, {"start": 38022.22, "end": 38025.86000000001, "text": " What even is the best million? I'm pretty sure it's just children plus"}, {"start": 38032.58, "end": 38036.14000000001, "text": " Is is national to I want is national to even good"}, {"start": 38045.700000000004, "end": 38052.700000000004, "text": " Like I'm pretty sure you still want JD, no joke."}, {"start": 38052.700000000004, "end": 38059.700000000004, "text": " Oh, I need to hit..."}, {"start": 38059.700000000004, "end": 38074.700000000004, "text": " Like I'm pretty sure you still want Nashor 2 or JD, no cap."}, {"start": 38074.700000000004, "end": 38100.700000000004, "text": " I need to win a round though or I believe on the screen."}, {"start": 38100.700000000004, "end": 38115.3, "text": " I think I am screwed."}, {"start": 38115.3, "end": 38116.3, "text": " My board is ass."}, {"start": 38116.3, "end": 38117.3, "text": " Oh no, I have fateweaver."}, {"start": 38117.3, "end": 38123.26, "text": " But I have like no crits, so it's probably not even a problem."}, {"start": 38123.26, "end": 38130.26, "text": " I have four Mordekaiser 7-3 re-rolls."}, {"start": 38140.62, "end": 38147.62, "text": " I know it has precision but it doesn't have crit."}, {"start": 38147.62, "end": 38158.740000000005, "text": " my board is so fucking bad I don't understand I I don't understand bro if I"}, {"start": 38158.740000000005, "end": 38161.380000000005, "text": " went vanguard jinx I feel my board is actually good"}, {"start": 38161.38, "end": 38165.38, "text": " Cause I just played Diana. Also I kind of went Econ on Anu."}, {"start": 38167.38, "end": 38168.38, "text": " Who the fuck is he, man?"}, {"start": 38182.38, "end": 38184.38, "text": " How come I used all my rolls?"}, {"start": 38186.38, "end": 38188.38, "text": " And I don't have a single two star."}, {"start": 38189.38, "end": 38190.38, "text": " I have a Nami too."}, {"start": 38191.38, "end": 38210.259999999995, "text": " Okay, honestly, I'm probably just gonna re-roll."}, {"start": 38210.26, "end": 38212.26, "text": " I just put it off because I just play Nami"}, {"start": 38214.420000000006, "end": 38216.420000000006, "text": " That means I probably can build a spark"}, {"start": 38222.5, "end": 38224.5, "text": " Vanguard Nami"}, {"start": 38226.58, "end": 38234.14, "text": " How do I have I don't have a single copy of my stuff"}, {"start": 38240.26, "end": 38255.26, "text": " Okay, I'm down to just ditch this and just play Meepsy plus like Vanguard with Liz Nami."}, {"start": 38270.26, "end": 38297.26, "text": " Okay, but I need to hit Mordekaiser 3 and Millio 3 before I do that or I'm screwed."}, {"start": 38297.26, "end": 38304.26, "text": " I don't get it, that's all this takes."}, {"start": 38327.26, "end": 38355.740000000005, "text": " I have the sac one and then I just all the next turn."}, {"start": 38355.74, "end": 38360.74, "text": " Also, this Nashua Tooth is completely trashed."}, {"start": 38368.74, "end": 38371.74, "text": " I should probably report first."}, {"start": 38371.74, "end": 38373.74, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 38375.74, "end": 38377.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 38385.74, "end": 38399.979999999996, "text": " Okay, this is my last loss."}, {"start": 38399.979999999996, "end": 38400.979999999996, "text": " Here it comes!"}, {"start": 38400.979999999996, "end": 38406.88, "text": " Here it comes, everybody!"}, {"start": 38406.88, "end": 38409.34, "text": " I have two shirinikos."}, {"start": 38409.34, "end": 38414.74, "text": " Oh, I'm back, I'm actually back."}, {"start": 38414.74, "end": 38421.979999999996, "text": " I have four so I need four plus three seven so I need three copies total one"}, {"start": 38428.5, "end": 38430.5, "text": " How"}, {"start": 38440.42, "end": 38442.42, "text": " What"}, {"start": 38444.74, "end": 38446.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 38453.82, "end": 38455.82, "text": " Can't even level"}, {"start": 38458.42, "end": 38460.42, "text": " How"}, {"start": 38467.02, "end": 38469.02, "text": " How"}, {"start": 38474.74, "end": 38483.74, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 38483.74, "end": 38489.54, "text": " You know there's not a single Milio gun, I promise there's not a single Milio gun."}, {"start": 38489.54, "end": 38492.5, "text": " Who the fuck holds this piece of shit?"}, {"start": 38492.5, "end": 38499.5, "text": " Oh my!"}, {"start": 38499.5, "end": 38512.5, "text": " That's my catch out."}, {"start": 38512.5, "end": 38534.86, "text": " I mean, Bob it on to Brigitte broken."}, {"start": 38534.86, "end": 38539.46, "text": " Honestly, maybe I won."}, {"start": 38539.46, "end": 38541.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 38559.74, "end": 38562.26, "text": " Should have more money for sure I"}, {"start": 38562.979999999996, "end": 38565.34, "text": " Don't understand how this is even possible"}, {"start": 38565.340000000004, "end": 38572.340000000004, "text": " possible. On average, should I be level 8 here? I would have won that round for sure. I don't"}, {"start": 38572.340000000004, "end": 38587.340000000004, "text": " get it. I don't get it. I rolled 60 gold. I rolled 60 gold and didn't buy 80 gold. I"}, {"start": 38595.340000000004, "end": 38598.380000000005, "text": " Single unit how man how"}, {"start": 38621.340000000004, "end": 38623.340000000004, "text": " I mean my board is actually good"}, {"start": 38623.340000000004, "end": 38631.340000000004, "text": " but now I'm one life also this unit is fucking ass fuck you I rather have more"}, {"start": 38631.340000000004, "end": 38635.060000000005, "text": " mana than on what's it called"}, {"start": 38637.9, "end": 38641.9, "text": " I'd rather have it with a mana item"}, {"start": 38653.340000000004, "end": 38664.08, "text": " If I had one more life, I actually would this game"}, {"start": 38664.08, "end": 38684.08, "text": " One more life I actually would have won this game, I cannot."}, {"start": 38684.08, "end": 38710.08, "text": " If I go... should I go GG?"}, {"start": 38710.08, "end": 38734.36, "text": " Is that enough of Tatsumi?"}, {"start": 38734.36, "end": 38738.6, "text": " Is anything stronger to go JG?"}, {"start": 38738.6, "end": 38743.6, "text": " I feel like I won't have enough to ask me, but I won't cast."}, {"start": 38743.6, "end": 38745.6, "text": " And then I'll make."}, {"start": 38745.6, "end": 38746.6, "text": " Hey, QD."}, {"start": 38762.6, "end": 38764.6, "text": " I mean, like I can roll 1200 and do anything."}, {"start": 38764.6, "end": 38771.88, "text": " do anything this is gonna be tier chain plus tonight's reforges trash protector"}, {"start": 38771.88, "end": 38782.88, "text": " vow and then I just reforges for this I mean you can't miss if I miss it is what"}, {"start": 38782.88, "end": 38794.159999999996, "text": " it is. I can go... Oh, I might be missing. I mean, is that a... is this enough of a"}, {"start": 38794.159999999996, "end": 38809.56, "text": " fast speed? If I go... is this even better? Anyone? Because Void is 15 AS with Shoujin"}, {"start": 38809.56, "end": 38814.92, "text": " and one-man region I mean I've got to see it fight I hope I die actually I'm"}, {"start": 38814.92, "end": 38818.399999999994, "text": " already told that this game is fucking ass"}, {"start": 38818.4, "end": 38820.4, "text": " I"}, {"start": 38845.76, "end": 38847.76, "text": " Can't help"}, {"start": 38848.4, "end": 38853.4, "text": " I'm pretty sure Gigi's not good though."}, {"start": 38862.4, "end": 38865.4, "text": " A lot of teams not good bad and I can hit Karma Q, a lot of Q."}, {"start": 38865.4, "end": 38868.4, "text": " I didn't hit Karma Q, a lot of Q."}, {"start": 38868.4, "end": 38871.4, "text": " I should probably know."}, {"start": 38871.4, "end": 38874.4, "text": " Nami..."}, {"start": 38874.4, "end": 38880.4, "text": " I mean I'll just go regular round because there's no, well, uh, probably no stats."}, {"start": 38884.4, "end": 38886.4, "text": " It says it's GS void."}, {"start": 38886.4, "end": 38887.4, "text": " JG is Giga plus."}, {"start": 38887.4, "end": 38888.4, "text": " It's void."}, {"start": 38888.4, "end": 38889.4, "text": " It's void."}, {"start": 38889.4, "end": 38890.4, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 38890.4, "end": 38891.4, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 38898.4, "end": 38899.4, "text": " I'd rather just walk out."}, {"start": 38899.4, "end": 38901.4, "text": " I'm pretty sure it's overturning like crazy."}, {"start": 38901.4, "end": 38903.4, "text": " It is overturning like crazy."}, {"start": 38904.4, "end": 38906.4, "text": " Let's go for the good."}, {"start": 38924.4, "end": 38926.4, "text": " Me too is actually good."}, {"start": 38928.4, "end": 38930.4, "text": " Bye one. Bye game."}, {"start": 38934.4, "end": 38940.4, "text": " Camarillo, JG, Shogun, Ravadon's Void."}, {"start": 38944.4, "end": 38947.4, "text": " JG's better."}, {"start": 38947.4, "end": 38949.4, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 38949.4, "end": 38951.4, "text": " That's fucking hate JG."}, {"start": 38951.4, "end": 38953.4, "text": " Alright, fuck it."}, {"start": 38953.4, "end": 38955.4, "text": " I don't think I'm killing this ever."}, {"start": 38955.4, "end": 38958.4, "text": " Honestly, this matchup, JG has me better."}, {"start": 38958.4, "end": 38960.4, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 38960.4, "end": 38967.4, "text": " Because I actually need to damage the killback."}, {"start": 38967.4, "end": 38972.1, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 38972.1, "end": 38976.28, "text": " What does this average?"}, {"start": 38976.28, "end": 38980.0, "text": " I could have just taken Forge and Stripe and won the game for free."}, {"start": 38980.0, "end": 38986.48, "text": " Like this game is, why are you like, why do I even try to even like try to have fun?"}, {"start": 38986.48, "end": 38987.48, "text": " It's not fun."}, {"start": 38987.48, "end": 38989.8, "text": " I'm not even having fun."}, {"start": 38989.8, "end": 38994.48, "text": " It's just not balanced."}, {"start": 38994.48, "end": 38999.08, "text": " All of these are how can you b- You know I was offered that as well by the way."}, {"start": 38999.08, "end": 39001.200000000004, "text": " How can you not win?"}, {"start": 39001.200000000004, "end": 39010.08, "text": " There are 30 Oran items that are negative 50 Delta on mech."}, {"start": 39010.08, "end": 39011.560000000005, "text": " How can you not win?"}, {"start": 39011.560000000005, "end": 39013.04, "text": " Don't worry guys!"}, {"start": 39013.04, "end": 39017.68, "text": " Let's not nerf the interaction of any of the Oran items on mech."}, {"start": 39017.68, "end": 39028.68, "text": " Instead, let's just nerf mech to make it unplayable outside of Fortune Strength, Expedition, Cryogenic, and some other bullshit."}, {"start": 39028.68, "end": 39034.68, "text": " Have you played mech without those conditions?"}, {"start": 39034.68, "end": 39040.68, "text": " You don't win a single round."}, {"start": 39040.68, "end": 39051.54, "text": " You don't win a single round. If you win a round, basically, if you play mech outside of"}, {"start": 39051.54, "end": 39066.12, "text": " cryogenic expedition to play, and of a cash out, forging strength, and you win a"}, {"start": 39066.12, "end": 39071.8, "text": " around, just do yourself a favor and report yourself. It means that your elo is fucking"}, {"start": 39071.8, "end": 39079.32, "text": " pathetic. You can't end and Riot just decided to just kill mech. They just they just I can't."}, {"start": 39079.32, "end": 39080.600000000006, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 39086.600000000006, "end": 39091.8, "text": " Just mech when it was only broken under those conditions and it's still broken under those"}, {"start": 39091.8, "end": 39097.0, "text": " condition, they said now the comp's not even playable. Like what's this? Oh great, can't"}, {"start": 39097.0, "end": 39112.920000000006, "text": " play mech, no cryogenic. Gee. Gee. I can't. Fountain."}, {"start": 39112.920000000006, "end": 39117.44, "text": " After watching your 4-2 roll down, I feel like I'm about to get as lucky as fuck today."}, {"start": 39117.44, "end": 39119.44, "text": " Yeah, what the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 39119.44, "end": 39125.44, "text": " Wait, wait, no actually, I don't think I, I, I think in a hundred games you won't have a game like that, ever."}, {"start": 39126.44, "end": 39128.44, "text": " What the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 39132.44, "end": 39134.44, "text": " I did not click a unit."}, {"start": 39143.44, "end": 39144.44, "text": " Shepa."}, {"start": 39145.44, "end": 39146.44, "text": " Shepa."}, {"start": 39147.44, "end": 39154.44, "text": " I can play Teemo Nasis if I did."}, {"start": 39154.44, "end": 39167.28, "text": " Shepard."}, {"start": 39167.28, "end": 39172.28, "text": " I don't have a single wall."}, {"start": 39172.28, "end": 39174.28, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 39179.0, "end": 39181.0, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 39189.24, "end": 39191.24, "text": " Me both"}, {"start": 39202.28, "end": 39220.68, "text": " Alright, I mean I just need a econ, I have a fawn."}, {"start": 39220.68, "end": 39224.28, "text": " Low key, should I just reforge people?"}, {"start": 39224.28, "end": 39225.28, "text": " I'm cutting down."}, {"start": 39225.28, "end": 39231.28, "text": " Wait, also are you guaranteeing a reforger, isn't this shit broken?"}, {"start": 39231.28, "end": 39232.28, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 39232.28, "end": 39233.28, "text": " Wait, yeah!"}, {"start": 39233.28, "end": 39241.28, "text": " If you're guaranteed a fortune, isn't this actually broken?"}, {"start": 39241.28, "end": 39251.28, "text": " What if I get like primordium?"}, {"start": 39251.28, "end": 39272.68, "text": " I thought we weren't clicking the broken shit, oh I'll be clicking the broken shit."}, {"start": 39272.68, "end": 39274.68, "text": " I don't understand why he keeps losing."}, {"start": 39274.68, "end": 39275.68, "text": " This game is so easy."}, {"start": 39275.68, "end": 39278.0, "text": " I just go to TK Academy and play the S3 Golfs."}, {"start": 39278.0, "end": 39280.0, "text": " Can someone explain that he's so bad?"}, {"start": 39310.0, "end": 39332.0, "text": " honestly"}, {"start": 39332.0, "end": 39349.12, "text": " Can I actually just play a board and start with Shrieken after this round?"}, {"start": 39349.12, "end": 39355.52, "text": " I'm kind of down because there's so many openers in my pool, like I just get a 2 star 1 cost"}, {"start": 39355.520000000004, "end": 39363.840000000004, "text": " And I get a fawn, and I just play Atrox, Jax, Ezreal too, and I get a fawn."}, {"start": 39365.18000000001, "end": 39366.54, "text": " I can actually start winning."}, {"start": 39367.340000000004, "end": 39373.04, "text": " And I don't, I'm pretty sure I can, with the fawn, can I play Seven Meeple, plus Corky Riven, with Seven Meeple?"}, {"start": 39374.020000000004, "end": 39375.54, "text": " I mean, surely, I mean, I'm a fawn."}, {"start": 39376.12, "end": 39376.62, "text": " Oh nice."}, {"start": 39376.94, "end": 39377.50000000001, "text": " Thank you, buddy."}, {"start": 39415.520000000004, "end": 39416.520000000004, "text": " Meeple, fawn?"}, {"start": 39416.520000000004, "end": 39427.520000000004, "text": " And then it's not like I need money, I'm playing Ram's fucking dumbass horde here."}, {"start": 39457.520000000004, "end": 39480.840000000004, "text": " I'm up a fun in a meeple plus one then"}, {"start": 39487.520000000004, "end": 39494.520000000004, "text": " I don't even have..."}, {"start": 39507.240000000005, "end": 39512.76, "text": " Hope built via broad glove. Even shroud."}, {"start": 39512.76, "end": 39516.36, "text": " Can I find an opener please? Wait, isn't that playing people?"}, {"start": 39516.36, "end": 39520.16, "text": " I'm fighting an opener again. Exalted Adventure with..."}, {"start": 39520.76, "end": 39523.36, "text": " How does he get Meepsy Nar and I-"}, {"start": 39523.66, "end": 39526.46, "text": " He gets Meepsy Nar and I get..."}, {"start": 39528.26, "end": 39530.26, "text": " Bordekaiser Milio?"}, {"start": 39533.26, "end": 39534.46, "text": " And some other trash."}, {"start": 39536.16, "end": 39536.76, "text": " Jakes."}, {"start": 39537.16, "end": 39537.76, "text": " Pro."}, {"start": 39542.96, "end": 39544.76, "text": " Alright, well, that's not pretty good though."}, {"start": 39546.36, "end": 39568.12, "text": " I don't know what fizz or any of these garbage units look like and I'm pretty sure I'm level"}, {"start": 39568.12, "end": 39573.2, "text": " 8 is 9 units so I just play, I have to play 7 Nibble but it's Nibble and oh and I have"}, {"start": 39573.200000000004, "end": 39576.200000000004, "text": " I have a font, so I have 9 units, and I have... wait."}, {"start": 39579.200000000004, "end": 39581.200000000004, "text": " My board's actually gonna be good then."}, {"start": 39581.200000000004, "end": 39584.200000000004, "text": " Old gloves, no cloak."}, {"start": 39587.200000000004, "end": 39588.200000000004, "text": " Meepie."}, {"start": 39591.200000000004, "end": 39593.200000000004, "text": " Send me onto Meepie."}, {"start": 39603.200000000004, "end": 39632.200000000004, "text": " and"}, {"start": 39632.200000000004, "end": 39649.4, "text": " Wait, this spot is straight up a meagre."}, {"start": 39649.4, "end": 39659.04, "text": " Cause I probably am playing 7 meagre and then I just go no vagar and no some other shit."}, {"start": 39659.04, "end": 39662.04, "text": " How? How?"}, {"start": 39662.04, "end": 39675.04, "text": " I mean, second went on one more. What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 39675.04, "end": 39679.04, "text": " I think the problem is the damage."}, {"start": 39679.04, "end": 39683.04, "text": " That's pretty good here."}, {"start": 39683.04, "end": 39685.04, "text": " my god"}, {"start": 39697.92, "end": 39699.92, "text": " Never play that"}, {"start": 39705.28, "end": 39707.28, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 39710.520000000004, "end": 39712.520000000004, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 39713.04, "end": 39742.96, "text": " I mean it's probably Fizz, Meepsy, Poppy, Rammus, Corky, Bard, Riven, Milio, Milio, Riven,"}, {"start": 39742.96, "end": 39744.96, "text": " Ribbon?"}, {"start": 39744.96, "end": 39746.96, "text": " Ribbon?"}, {"start": 39746.96, "end": 39748.96, "text": " Big R."}, {"start": 39767.96, "end": 39769.96, "text": " 32 to level."}, {"start": 39769.96, "end": 39771.96, "text": " I'm losing quite one gold and not"}, {"start": 39772.659999999996, "end": 39778.26, "text": " Anyways, uh, so how many how many cells cuz like right now I can drop two of these right and I have nine minutes"}, {"start": 39778.34, "end": 39783.86, "text": " So let's say I find barred I can drop one two companies that eight so I plus one who's a plus one a"}, {"start": 39785.34, "end": 39787.34, "text": " Voyager any voyager"}, {"start": 39788.7, "end": 39796.12, "text": " Oh GD any voyager it's probably it's actually probably Aurora this Aurora unit is fucking broken"}, {"start": 39799.96, "end": 39824.72, "text": " Mr. Relu, to your chain, a full throttle on item, that's pretty good, a Pantheon, a"}, {"start": 39824.72, "end": 39826.72, "text": " We"}, {"start": 39854.72, "end": 39858.22, "text": " Just look at the spot. Just look."}, {"start": 39858.22, "end": 39866.22, "text": " And then I'm gonna have Riven, Corky as my duo, so there's no way that like this, and then all I need is damage, because I have infinite HP."}, {"start": 39866.22, "end": 39870.22, "text": " Isn't the spot kinda good? Perhaps."}, {"start": 39875.22, "end": 39877.22, "text": " 25% of that screen."}, {"start": 39877.22, "end": 39886.18, "text": " Yeah, my 2080 for tier one is insane."}, {"start": 39886.18, "end": 39888.58, "text": " Well, it's actually insane."}, {"start": 39888.58, "end": 39902.020000000004, "text": " And the flat 80 on Voyager Ampli, it has to be good."}, {"start": 39902.020000000004, "end": 39920.740000000005, "text": " three free rolls five people it's a top four spot GG first message I mean I'm"}, {"start": 39920.74, "end": 39922.979999999996, "text": " I'm not getting the moded."}, {"start": 39924.579999999994, "end": 39925.42, "text": " Hog change."}, {"start": 39935.979999999996, "end": 39937.18, "text": " My ability is not even stronger."}, {"start": 39937.18, "end": 39939.299999999996, "text": " I'm basically only healing my Poppy."}, {"start": 39939.299999999996, "end": 39941.86, "text": " But you get 25% attack speed for your entire board."}, {"start": 39946.7, "end": 39949.939999999995, "text": " Like 100 HP on Poppy is better than 25% attack speed"}, {"start": 39949.94, "end": 39956.26, "text": " my entire board are all we on crack and it's not even 12% of his end"}, {"start": 39965.54, "end": 39967.94, "text": " uh I think it's two of these players"}, {"start": 39967.94, "end": 39979.380000000005, "text": " How much money is at the level?"}, {"start": 39979.380000000005, "end": 39987.62, "text": " I mean it's perfectly normal in that turn."}, {"start": 39987.62, "end": 39989.340000000004, "text": " Hopefully maybe I can just win 4-1."}, {"start": 39989.340000000004, "end": 39998.04, "text": " If I can win 4-1, it's perfect."}, {"start": 39998.04, "end": 40002.66, "text": " I can also just keep panting on 2."}, {"start": 40002.66, "end": 40003.66, "text": " DV's really good."}, {"start": 40003.66, "end": 40012.020000000004, "text": " If I can somehow win next round, it's perfect."}, {"start": 40012.020000000004, "end": 40013.020000000004, "text": " DV's really good."}, {"start": 40013.020000000004, "end": 40014.020000000004, "text": " I can also go GS."}, {"start": 40014.020000000004, "end": 40021.020000000004, "text": " If I go GS, I can play around BF Chain."}, {"start": 40021.020000000004, "end": 40024.020000000004, "text": " But DV is like fucking insane."}, {"start": 40024.020000000004, "end": 40026.020000000004, "text": " And then Bo is not even bad."}, {"start": 40026.020000000004, "end": 40029.020000000004, "text": " And then Chain, I need to end on the front line anyway."}, {"start": 40029.020000000004, "end": 40038.020000000004, "text": " He's right."}, {"start": 40038.020000000004, "end": 40039.020000000004, "text": " Oh nice."}, {"start": 40039.020000000004, "end": 40041.020000000004, "text": " Wait, this is a giga good beat."}, {"start": 40041.020000000004, "end": 40043.72, "text": " I'm fighting him right before he- he- he sends it."}, {"start": 40044.72, "end": 40046.020000000004, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 40055.82000000001, "end": 40057.22, "text": " Two Rammus?"}, {"start": 40057.22, "end": 40059.020000000004, "text": " That doesn't matter, honestly."}, {"start": 40059.020000000004, "end": 40063.520000000004, "text": " If there's eight Nunu's gone, if- if- if four people in the lobby can hit Nunu two,"}, {"start": 40063.520000000004, "end": 40065.520000000004, "text": " I can find the fucking Rammus too, man."}, {"start": 40071.020000000004, "end": 40082.420000000006, "text": " 8% damage amp. I mean this is fucking useless though. Reinforcement? Honestly that's pretty"}, {"start": 40082.420000000006, "end": 40090.82000000001, "text": " good. I mean these are all shit combats I don't want to merge. I don't have a corky"}, {"start": 40090.82, "end": 40109.26, "text": " I don't want to roll anymore, but I just don't have ramming."}, {"start": 40109.26, "end": 40114.82, "text": " Can I even play ribbon?"}, {"start": 40114.82, "end": 40127.7, "text": " front line. Maybe I just go for poppy 3. I just front poppy 3. Alright, and now I just go 9."}, {"start": 40127.700000000004, "end": 40142.9, "text": " I mean it's not like my board is going to be given or less, I don't have a third tank"}, {"start": 40142.9, "end": 40149.9, "text": " and i don't have uh..."}, {"start": 40162.28, "end": 40166.28, "text": " and i go morello on what's it called"}, {"start": 40166.28, "end": 40167.44, "text": " corky"}, {"start": 40167.44, "end": 40170.64, "text": " maybe i can just go corky three"}, {"start": 40170.64, "end": 40171.64, "text": " Look at my frontline."}, {"start": 40178.32, "end": 40179.52, "text": " I mean, it's not that I want to roll."}, {"start": 40179.52, "end": 40181.34, "text": " I mean, my board is ass."}, {"start": 40185.26, "end": 40187.22, "text": " But it's gonna be good in three turns."}, {"start": 40217.22, "end": 40219.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 40222.26, "end": 40224.26, "text": " Mean two more rounds, it's fine"}, {"start": 40230.26, "end": 40234.22, "text": " He's also got a big in the ugly look broken he has me be in in Narvan"}, {"start": 40242.66, "end": 40244.9, "text": " I can't get a third item still"}, {"start": 40244.9, "end": 40250.74, "text": " Ah, it's fine, it's fine."}, {"start": 40250.74, "end": 40253.74, "text": " Kragas pipe."}, {"start": 40253.74, "end": 40257.54, "text": " I mean, I said to, I'm telling you, I'm telling you I'm winning out, I'm winning out."}, {"start": 40257.54, "end": 40264.020000000004, "text": " If I hit Radiant Morillo, I'm out."}, {"start": 40264.020000000004, "end": 40273.020000000004, "text": " But I'm actually about a gig of spike."}, {"start": 40273.020000000004, "end": 40300.020000000004, "text": " 18 pog. Where? My frontline is a popping. I'm fighting him as soon as he sends it."}, {"start": 40300.020000000004, "end": 40304.66, "text": " great it just dropped for free and now my corgi's dead it can't even move out of the corner"}, {"start": 40330.020000000004, "end": 40337.020000000004, "text": " It's probably that way over there."}, {"start": 40360.020000000004, "end": 40362.020000000004, "text": " Now the problem is I can easily fight..."}, {"start": 40382.020000000004, "end": 40384.020000000004, "text": " Alright, I'm still, uh, I'm still devised."}, {"start": 40384.020000000004, "end": 40386.020000000004, "text": " I'm still devised. That's pretty good."}, {"start": 40386.020000000004, "end": 40394.020000000004, "text": " How can we go 9 with 2 upgrade? Even if I upgrade to my entire board, it doesn't do anything."}, {"start": 40394.020000000004, "end": 40400.020000000004, "text": " Look at my items. Just look at my items. Straight up will not do anything."}, {"start": 40408.020000000004, "end": 40410.020000000004, "text": " Bringing the last one is especially really good."}, {"start": 40416.020000000004, "end": 40432.9, "text": " I'm gonna show you how to find one Bramis."}, {"start": 40432.9, "end": 40434.9, "text": " I need a bard."}, {"start": 40449.4, "end": 40451.4, "text": " This is my board."}, {"start": 40454.9, "end": 40459.9, "text": " This is my board. I can carry this. I can take this for now, I guess, for one turn."}, {"start": 40459.9, "end": 40473.98, "text": " Of course I fight him I mean what did I say on for what this fucking shit I think"}, {"start": 40473.98, "end": 40480.98, "text": " Oh yeah, I beat him anyway."}, {"start": 40503.98, "end": 40529.46000000001, "text": " I need to roll for a one cost to print."}, {"start": 40529.46000000001, "end": 40532.32, "text": " But what's the point of rolling if I don't have a three item tank and I don't have a"}, {"start": 40532.32, "end": 40538.56, "text": " three of them Gary I don't get it"}, {"start": 40538.56, "end": 40543.159999999996, "text": " bro it doesn't matter I could have three star corki I'm not winning a single"}, {"start": 40543.159999999996, "end": 40547.08, "text": " fucking round but you might as well sack"}, {"start": 40549.6, "end": 40554.12, "text": " but this is not it this is not even a greedy fast nine it's just straight up"}, {"start": 40554.12, "end": 40558.159999999996, "text": " you must fast nine I I have a two item corki and a two item what's it called"}, {"start": 40558.16, "end": 40559.16, "text": " You must!"}, {"start": 40567.16, "end": 40569.16, "text": " Okay, so where's the Rammus?"}, {"start": 40588.16, "end": 40599.16, "text": " Okay, at least he's Vex 1, but he rolled a Raging Bramble against me, I can't resist the beam."}, {"start": 40604.16, "end": 40607.16, "text": " Fuck, it's so deep. It doesn't take any damage."}, {"start": 40610.16, "end": 40611.16, "text": " They cast."}, {"start": 40618.16, "end": 40625.16, "text": " How are we letting this idiot cast? How, you motherfucker? How? How?"}, {"start": 40625.16, "end": 40627.16, "text": " Oh, good."}, {"start": 40648.16, "end": 40673.16, "text": " Also should probably be moving crown guard to that unit."}, {"start": 40733.16, "end": 40759.16, "text": " I don't have him, I don't have him."}, {"start": 40759.16, "end": 40772.5, "text": " It's just straight up pathetic."}, {"start": 40772.5, "end": 40776.920000000006, "text": " This balancing from fortune strength, it's so fucking pathetic."}, {"start": 40776.920000000006, "end": 40783.700000000004, "text": " I don't know, it's actually disrespectful that they nerfed mech."}, {"start": 40783.700000000004, "end": 40785.200000000004, "text": " It's genuinely disrespectful."}, {"start": 40785.200000000004, "end": 40789.520000000004, "text": " Oh, no, let me see, what a nerf,"}, {"start": 40789.520000000004, "end": 40791.520000000004, "text": " I think they totally tend to set home."}, {"start": 40800.86000000001, "end": 40805.48, "text": " This right here, they just admitted"}, {"start": 40805.48, "end": 40806.68000000001, "text": " they don't play the game."}, {"start": 40808.200000000004, "end": 40809.8, "text": " It wasn't even good."}, {"start": 40809.8, "end": 40811.54, "text": " It was not even good."}, {"start": 40812.740000000005, "end": 40814.48, "text": " It was, it was playable."}, {"start": 40815.200000000004, "end": 40821.200000000004, "text": " It was playable. Was it broken? Fuck no! Fuck no, it wasn't!"}, {"start": 40825.200000000004, "end": 40833.200000000004, "text": " And they nerfed this. I can't. It's just when you have..."}, {"start": 40875.200000000004, "end": 40884.8, "text": " Can they just disable fortune strength until they fix it?"}, {"start": 40884.8, "end": 40887.200000000004, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 40887.200000000004, "end": 40892.68000000001, "text": " How is this shit even allowed to be in the game?"}, {"start": 40892.68000000001, "end": 40894.08, "text": " Look at the baseline."}, {"start": 40894.08, "end": 40896.04, "text": " It's just trash."}, {"start": 40896.04, "end": 40899.240000000005, "text": " And then, or just look at the deltas."}, {"start": 40899.240000000005, "end": 40900.240000000005, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 40900.24, "end": 40901.74, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 40901.74, "end": 40902.579999999994, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 40930.24, "end": 40932.299999999996, "text": " you"}, {"start": 40960.24, "end": 40983.32, "text": " If an item has a delta of, let's say, 0.3, it's uncontested the best item on that unit."}, {"start": 40983.32, "end": 40986.479999999996, "text": " 0.3 delta is already insane."}, {"start": 40986.479999999996, "end": 40989.22, "text": " So why the fuck?"}, {"start": 40989.22, "end": 40996.3, "text": " Are there this many orn items and get this and get this guys get this ready?"}, {"start": 40996.3, "end": 41006.98, "text": " When you lose streak, when you lose streak, you guarantee two reforgers."}, {"start": 41006.98, "end": 41011.58, "text": " How can you miss?"}, {"start": 41011.58, "end": 41013.98, "text": " How can you miss?"}, {"start": 41013.98, "end": 41014.98, "text": " You can't."}, {"start": 41014.98, "end": 41026.36, "text": " You have this many to hit I would say the cutoff is probably like I'm gonna say I"}, {"start": 41026.36, "end": 41030.700000000004, "text": " I I don't want Kappa juice I'm cool with the turtle pad I'm cool as"}, {"start": 41030.700000000004, "end": 41043.46000000001, "text": " zonius I'm cool with all of these items yes you can only miss these"}, {"start": 41044.98, "end": 41060.740000000005, "text": " You can hit all of these and then when you miss, you just reforge."}, {"start": 41060.740000000005, "end": 41062.740000000005, "text": " You just reforge."}, {"start": 41062.740000000005, "end": 41068.740000000005, "text": " You have two reforgers and get this."}, {"start": 41068.740000000005, "end": 41074.94, "text": " Let's say you miss and then you reforge, then you miss, then you reforge, then you"}, {"start": 41074.94, "end": 41085.700000000004, "text": " You still have three items that are Giga negative belt I can't."}, {"start": 41085.700000000004, "end": 41088.66, "text": " Don't worry guys."}, {"start": 41088.66, "end": 41090.94, "text": " Don't worry, we nerfed the mech."}, {"start": 41090.94, "end": 41092.44, "text": " We nerfed it."}, {"start": 41092.44, "end": 41100.98, "text": " It wasn't even good outside of Cryogenic and the broken shit."}, {"start": 41100.98, "end": 41123.62, "text": " How is this force in string shit even allowed?"}, {"start": 41123.62, "end": 41131.920000000006, "text": " I genuinely think a silver player can compete in a Challenger Lobby if they click Fortune Strength."}, {"start": 41133.82, "end": 41136.12, "text": " I can teach my dad how to play."}, {"start": 41138.22, "end": 41144.82, "text": " If my dad loads into 2-1 with Timebreaker in Fortune Strength, he can win a Challenger Lobby."}, {"start": 41145.520000000004, "end": 41146.72, "text": " First time TFT."}, {"start": 41146.72, "end": 41153.74, "text": " You just you just put on the tactics not tools look at the Delta's just put some items on"}, {"start": 41157.24, "end": 41161.78, "text": " It's so broken and if you don't hit Gallio do"}, {"start": 41162.66, "end": 41168.36, "text": " It doesn't matter. You're not top for a challenger player is not gonna top for a silver player is not gonna top for you missed"}, {"start": 41168.36, "end": 41170.36, "text": " It is what it is"}, {"start": 41176.72, "end": 41183.72, "text": " No heart binds me."}, {"start": 41183.72, "end": 41192.72, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 41192.72, "end": 41199.72, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 41199.72, "end": 41203.72, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 41203.72, "end": 41205.72, "text": " It's so OP."}, {"start": 41207.18, "end": 41209.18, "text": " It's so fucking OP."}, {"start": 41210.06, "end": 41212.06, "text": " Forged in strength."}, {"start": 41225.36, "end": 41227.36, "text": " I just want to play some chogas."}, {"start": 41233.72, "end": 41245.72, "text": " It's balanced because you are at one life."}, {"start": 41245.72, "end": 41250.78, "text": " Well, you're probably at two lives, and the thing is it's not very balanced because you're"}, {"start": 41250.78, "end": 41258.16, "text": " not going to lose a round."}, {"start": 41258.16, "end": 41259.16, "text": " How can you lose a round?"}, {"start": 41259.16, "end": 41261.16, "text": " Oh, here are your items."}, {"start": 41283.16, "end": 41285.16, "text": " Here are up four ore items."}, {"start": 41289.16, "end": 41302.8, "text": " I wouldn't even be tilted if it weren't for this fucking solo plate chokie app."}, {"start": 41302.8, "end": 41305.600000000006, "text": " I'm down, I'm down."}, {"start": 41305.600000000006, "end": 41306.600000000006, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 41306.600000000006, "end": 41310.880000000005, "text": " I mean there is patient study though."}, {"start": 41310.880000000005, "end": 41312.880000000005, "text": " Eh, who cares?"}, {"start": 41312.88, "end": 41327.04, "text": " Oh, this guy has two Cho'Gaths."}, {"start": 41327.04, "end": 41332.28, "text": " And then if I don't natural any, should I just commit?"}, {"start": 41332.28, "end": 41338.759999999995, "text": " I'm not gonna just commit, fuck it."}, {"start": 41338.76, "end": 41340.76, "text": " I just need a tier for Giga."}, {"start": 41354.920000000006, "end": 41358.920000000006, "text": " I mean, after I set the crown guard, I don't think I can play Max."}, {"start": 41359.72, "end": 41361.72, "text": " Because my enemies are huge."}, {"start": 41368.76, "end": 41373.76, "text": " One KS KS. Wait."}, {"start": 41373.76, "end": 41378.76, "text": " I don't think you can get it."}, {"start": 41378.76, "end": 41383.76, "text": " No time to waste."}, {"start": 41383.76, "end": 41388.76, "text": " Now he sold the Chogat, that's pretty, oh great, Chog2."}, {"start": 41388.76, "end": 41417.880000000005, "text": " now he sold it to God that's pretty oh great oh too"}, {"start": 41417.88, "end": 41422.88, "text": " I think I'm just forced to play back, but I made a crumb guard."}, {"start": 41422.88, "end": 41441.64, "text": " I mean, crumb guard isn't even bad, it's just that I need the rod."}, {"start": 41441.64, "end": 41447.64, "text": " I don't understand where my ace will end up. I killed a rod for a frontline item. GG."}, {"start": 41461.64, "end": 41468.64, "text": " I'm not forcing the fucking contested chogath re-roll. That shit is an uncompressed eighth."}, {"start": 41471.64, "end": 41494.479999999996, "text": " I mean if I can get an early Cho'Gath 2, health on cast 18, health on kill 35, if I can get"}, {"start": 41494.479999999996, "end": 41499.12, "text": " an early Cho'Gath 2, I can actually, maybe I can just end the game with Cho'Gath and"}, {"start": 41499.12, "end": 41504.280000000006, "text": " play for dark star for dark star trogath on bench I mean that actually sounds"}, {"start": 41504.280000000006, "end": 41508.280000000006, "text": " good but I need I need to find the show guys like now because I mean it is"}, {"start": 41508.280000000006, "end": 41512.12, "text": " so that's gonna farm infinite if I've created trogath on stage to really I"}, {"start": 41512.12, "end": 41515.64, "text": " mean it actually is a good thing"}, {"start": 41575.64, "end": 41586.32, "text": " except I killed my rod"}, {"start": 41588.08, "end": 41605.42, "text": " I mean solo play Malachi actually sounds broken I lost anyway I"}, {"start": 41605.42, "end": 41607.42, "text": " I mean, I didn't mean that sometimes."}, {"start": 41612.14, "end": 41614.14, "text": " And it is serpent."}, {"start": 41618.22, "end": 41620.22, "text": " I'll take everyone else here."}, {"start": 41622.38, "end": 41624.38, "text": " I'll go back, my item's not one."}, {"start": 41625.58, "end": 41628.08, "text": " Okay, I mean, I'm pivoting for sure. There's no way I'm not pivoting."}, {"start": 41635.42, "end": 41652.42, "text": " I think you pivoted, but the thing is it doesn't matter, there's no end playing this shit,"}, {"start": 41652.42, "end": 41654.42, "text": " after making the war logs."}, {"start": 41663.7, "end": 41665.7, "text": " Am I just... Am I just uh..."}, {"start": 41670.28, "end": 41672.28, "text": " I'm pretty sure I just lose this."}, {"start": 41672.979999999996, "end": 41674.979999999996, "text": " It's a down of a single item."}, {"start": 41682.42, "end": 41684.42, "text": " Oh my god..."}, {"start": 41689.42, "end": 41691.42, "text": " Just look at my spot."}, {"start": 41692.42, "end": 41695.42, "text": " No, Lulu's actually broken if you hit, but..."}, {"start": 41696.42, "end": 41698.42, "text": " Oh wait, wait, my spot's insane now."}, {"start": 41699.42, "end": 41701.42, "text": " What the ee on this?"}, {"start": 41705.42, "end": 41707.42, "text": " Wait, my spot's actually insane."}, {"start": 41712.42, "end": 41742.22, "text": " Oh, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 41742.22, "end": 41745.020000000004, "text": " Oh, ho-ho GG GG"}, {"start": 41745.020000000004, "end": 41768.94, "text": " What if I thought no one knew?"}, {"start": 41768.94, "end": 41773.18000000001, "text": " So my board is actually good and then the problem was I didn't get anvil's but I just"}, {"start": 41773.18, "end": 41775.18, "text": " I'm not gonna drop the best side I could get anyway."}, {"start": 41776.68, "end": 41778.68, "text": " What even is Rulous thing?"}, {"start": 41784.18, "end": 41786.18, "text": " Oh, I have a fucking Malkai on my ward."}, {"start": 41790.18, "end": 41793.18, "text": " Well, like, my Fly is actually good, because I can just play this Chogat for a while."}, {"start": 41796.18, "end": 41798.18, "text": " And then I also solo-played on Malkai in the same way again."}, {"start": 41803.18, "end": 41819.42, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 41819.42, "end": 41820.42, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 41820.42, "end": 41821.42, "text": " Reverse GG."}, {"start": 41821.42, "end": 41827.18, "text": " Oh, I don't remember our forger though."}, {"start": 41827.18, "end": 41832.38, "text": " Is it still good?"}, {"start": 41832.38, "end": 41837.38, "text": " The problem is that I have Shogun's land."}, {"start": 41837.38, "end": 41841.88, "text": " I mean, I'm not clicking those to play fucking with me."}, {"start": 41841.88, "end": 41845.88, "text": " I got Primordian and Arbiter, GG."}, {"start": 41859.38, "end": 41861.88, "text": " One free roll."}, {"start": 41862.38, "end": 41874.18, "text": " I think I actually need to open for this Reforger, but I don't think I can get that low, I didn't"}, {"start": 41874.18, "end": 41879.18, "text": " even set my items."}, {"start": 41879.18, "end": 41888.1, "text": " I just get the owner of three, okay now I'm screwed."}, {"start": 41888.1, "end": 41899.54, "text": " Now my spot is 8."}, {"start": 41899.54, "end": 41900.7, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 41900.7, "end": 41905.1, "text": " I need to reforge these fucking anvils."}, {"start": 41905.1, "end": 41906.1, "text": " Can I get to..."}, {"start": 41906.1, "end": 41923.1, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 41923.1, "end": 41942.1, "text": " I mean, the reason my spot turned bad though is because I have slow play."}, {"start": 41942.1, "end": 41948.42, "text": " The reason my spot turned bad, I mean, don't I actually, can I actually get to this HB?"}, {"start": 41948.42, "end": 41949.42, "text": " No."}, {"start": 41949.42, "end": 41954.6, "text": " The reason my spot turned bad though, is because I low rolled. I hit Arbiter and fucking Primordian."}, {"start": 41955.34, "end": 41957.1, "text": " These two are trash!"}, {"start": 41958.72, "end": 41961.34, "text": " What if I don't hit these? I instantly win the game!"}, {"start": 41962.2, "end": 41963.759999999995, "text": " And it's not like I want to click..."}, {"start": 41964.159999999996, "end": 41965.5, "text": " ...fucking, what's it called..."}, {"start": 41966.54, "end": 41970.08, "text": " ...glass cannon and some other trash to play Luluri roll, like this shit is ass!"}, {"start": 41970.9, "end": 41973.32, "text": " I clicked those, I'm probably going 6 that best."}, {"start": 41973.88, "end": 41975.54, "text": " But here I can actually win the game!"}, {"start": 41979.42, "end": 41982.22, "text": " It's just I hit the two worst possible levels."}, {"start": 42002.939999999995, "end": 42007.9, "text": " The only thing worse is instead of Arbiter I get Anima."}, {"start": 42007.9, "end": 42014.64, "text": " That's that's straight up the only possible there's one combination. That's worse like it's actually a bad beat man"}, {"start": 42019.18, "end": 42021.380000000005, "text": " There's one combo that's worse one"}, {"start": 42024.58, "end": 42026.58, "text": " One combo is worse one I"}, {"start": 42031.18, "end": 42033.18, "text": " Don't think I can get below"}, {"start": 42037.9, "end": 42051.1, "text": " I mean I think what I do is I just sack and try to get below this guy and pray this guy"}, {"start": 42051.1, "end": 42052.1, "text": " wins too."}, {"start": 42052.1, "end": 42062.62, "text": " And if I can't sack below 52 and I don't get a 4-jump, I'm just going to throw up."}, {"start": 42062.62, "end": 42063.62, "text": " I mean it's not worth playing."}, {"start": 42063.62, "end": 42066.060000000005, "text": " I mean I got the second worst combo."}, {"start": 42066.06, "end": 42086.5, "text": " I think he lost around so I can't even get a reporter so why am I in this game"}, {"start": 42096.06, "end": 42098.06, "text": " It's..."}, {"start": 42098.06, "end": 42103.06, "text": " I go where my research takes me."}, {"start": 42103.06, "end": 42108.06, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 42108.06, "end": 42114.06, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 42114.06, "end": 42119.06, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 42119.06, "end": 42124.06, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 42124.06, "end": 42136.22, "text": " Like the people that are hindsight and say, why would you do it?"}, {"start": 42136.22, "end": 42141.36, "text": " My spot, my ADP playing Lulu with those augments that I was offered is a straight six."}, {"start": 42141.36, "end": 42145.579999999994, "text": " My ADP clicking Cosmic Restore is in the threes."}, {"start": 42145.579999999994, "end": 42146.86, "text": " Why would I not click it?"}, {"start": 42146.86, "end": 42149.34, "text": " I got the second worst combo."}, {"start": 42149.34, "end": 42151.46, "text": " Like how, man?"}, {"start": 42151.46, "end": 42158.46, "text": " How is this even allowed?"}, {"start": 42158.46, "end": 42163.46, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 42163.46, "end": 42170.46, "text": " Am I going the only three?"}, {"start": 42170.46, "end": 42171.46, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 42171.46, "end": 42174.46, "text": " No time to waste."}, {"start": 42174.46, "end": 42175.46, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 42175.46, "end": 42179.46, "text": " Can I get a reforger?"}, {"start": 42179.46, "end": 42182.46, "text": " Worst combo is Primordium with Anima. That should have been a G.E."}, {"start": 42183.46, "end": 42186.46, "text": " Primordium and Anima is an instant G.E."}, {"start": 42189.46, "end": 42191.46, "text": " Oh, a Reforger! Wait, wait, wait, wait!"}, {"start": 42192.46, "end": 42195.46, "text": " Let's head back where you go. Get straight ahead."}, {"start": 42195.46, "end": 42202.46, "text": " No."}, {"start": 42208.94, "end": 42215.94, "text": " Nova Stargazer. Stargazer on Serpent."}, {"start": 42215.94, "end": 42229.82, "text": " GD. GD, GD, GD."}, {"start": 42229.82, "end": 42233.96, "text": " All right!"}, {"start": 42233.96, "end": 42235.020000000004, "text": " GD, GD."}, {"start": 42235.020000000004, "end": 42243.520000000004, "text": " Uh, I need an atronk, so."}, {"start": 42243.520000000004, "end": 42244.8, "text": " I mean, would you look at that?"}, {"start": 42244.8, "end": 42246.240000000005, "text": " Now I just win the game."}, {"start": 42246.240000000005, "end": 42247.44, "text": " Would you look at that?"}, {"start": 42256.920000000006, "end": 42258.920000000006, "text": " It's not really, because I..."}, {"start": 42273.520000000004, "end": 42293.560000000005, "text": " What does Atrox look like?"}, {"start": 42293.560000000005, "end": 42297.68000000001, "text": " I need an Atrox or I'm screwed."}, {"start": 42297.68, "end": 42299.68, "text": " I also wouldn't mind the talent."}, {"start": 42305.56, "end": 42311.56, "text": " I shoulda played- I just missed a Zyre! I need a Zyre! I JUST SKIPED A ZYRE! WHAT THE-"}, {"start": 42315.42, "end": 42315.92, "text": " GD"}, {"start": 42318.52, "end": 42319.8, "text": " I just skipped Zyre, GD."}, {"start": 42320.48, "end": 42323.48, "text": " Okay, but I mean it doesn't matter, I don't need that, because I'm just gonna be on my knees."}, {"start": 42327.68, "end": 42336.2, "text": " What does Talon and what's it called the play?"}, {"start": 42336.2, "end": 42338.2, "text": " Okay, let's hold on."}, {"start": 42338.2, "end": 42339.2, "text": " Talon?"}, {"start": 42339.2, "end": 42340.2, "text": " Atrox?"}, {"start": 42340.2, "end": 42341.2, "text": " Talon?"}, {"start": 42341.2, "end": 42342.2, "text": " Zaya."}, {"start": 42342.2, "end": 42344.2, "text": " I can still win!"}, {"start": 42344.2, "end": 42346.2, "text": " I can still win!"}, {"start": 42346.2, "end": 42348.44, "text": " Don't worry."}, {"start": 42348.44, "end": 42351.64, "text": " Don't worry."}, {"start": 42351.64, "end": 42353.64, "text": " What does Atrox look like?"}, {"start": 42353.64, "end": 42354.64, "text": " Atrox."}, {"start": 42354.64, "end": 42368.3, "text": " And now what does..."}, {"start": 42368.3, "end": 42370.24, "text": " What does aatrox look like?"}, {"start": 42370.24, "end": 42371.24, "text": " Or..."}, {"start": 42371.24, "end": 42372.24, "text": " Or..."}, {"start": 42372.24, "end": 42376.92, "text": " How do I play..."}, {"start": 42376.92, "end": 42377.92, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 42377.92, "end": 42378.92, "text": " I'm 5 stargator."}, {"start": 42378.92, "end": 42379.92, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 42379.92, "end": 42384.44, "text": " I'm sure it's better than vanguard, I don't even know that's true."}, {"start": 42384.44, "end": 42386.840000000004, "text": " Tier-coke-bo-coke-tier."}, {"start": 42393.08, "end": 42395.16, "text": " Like Talon over Mordekaiser, and I just don't play..."}, {"start": 42397.16, "end": 42400.200000000004, "text": " Talon over Mordekaiser, and I just don't play... I mean, maybe I just don't play Lingu."}, {"start": 42403.8, "end": 42409.72, "text": " Okay, if I didn't sell... Wait, okay, hold on. If I didn't skip the what's it called,"}, {"start": 42409.72, "end": 42410.840000000004, "text": " what if I have won this game?"}, {"start": 42414.44, "end": 42418.600000000006, "text": " I mean, I'm not going to move through."}, {"start": 42418.600000000006, "end": 42420.48, "text": " If I did, like, if I did Xayah 2, Nunu 2,"}, {"start": 42420.48, "end": 42421.840000000004, "text": " don't I actually win this game?"}, {"start": 42421.840000000004, "end": 42422.68, "text": " Low key."}, {"start": 42434.16, "end": 42435.64, "text": " I mean, maybe I just hit it."}, {"start": 42435.64, "end": 42437.560000000005, "text": " Man, I'm pretty sure I need to play Mordekaiser though."}, {"start": 42437.560000000005, "end": 42440.16, "text": " I just don't play Lulu, and I have one open slot."}, {"start": 42442.48, "end": 42444.4, "text": " Hopefully it's not Riven."}, {"start": 42444.4, "end": 42446.4, "text": " But Hodge is actually pretty good. Can I go Hodge? I use it either."}, {"start": 42459.9, "end": 42460.4, "text": " Diah."}, {"start": 42464.9, "end": 42467.4, "text": " Another Nova. I can also just play this for what's it called."}, {"start": 42471.9, "end": 42472.4, "text": " Bard."}, {"start": 42474.4, "end": 42492.4, "text": " All right, our board is actually pretty good low key"}, {"start": 42492.4, "end": 42494.4, "text": " I could have pulled two more times"}, {"start": 42503.92, "end": 42505.92, "text": " and I'm guaranteed to hurt"}, {"start": 42510.4, "end": 42512.4, "text": " What is that? It's all we could even do"}, {"start": 42512.4, "end": 42514.4, "text": " F***ing nice"}, {"start": 42514.4, "end": 42516.4, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 42522.4, "end": 42543.4, "text": " How did I not hit?"}, {"start": 42543.4, "end": 42562.92, "text": " How did I not hit, what's it called, man?"}, {"start": 42562.92, "end": 42566.0, "text": " I need Nunu 2 where I'm at."}, {"start": 42566.0, "end": 42568.200000000004, "text": " That's a lock."}, {"start": 42568.200000000004, "end": 42571.200000000004, "text": " If I don't hit Nudu 2, I am fucked."}, {"start": 42571.200000000004, "end": 42577.200000000004, "text": " It's actually farmed me infinite gold."}, {"start": 42577.200000000004, "end": 42582.200000000004, "text": " Alright, Nudu 2, please!"}, {"start": 42582.200000000004, "end": 42584.200000000004, "text": " Please, please!"}, {"start": 42584.200000000004, "end": 42586.200000000004, "text": " I mean, ribbon 2 is ribbon 2."}, {"start": 42586.200000000004, "end": 42588.200000000004, "text": " I just need a frontliner."}, {"start": 42588.200000000004, "end": 42589.200000000004, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 42589.200000000004, "end": 42591.200000000004, "text": " It just..."}, {"start": 42591.200000000004, "end": 42595.200000000004, "text": " All who cross me will be made my targets."}, {"start": 42595.200000000004, "end": 42602.200000000004, "text": " I mean this is good enough, whatever."}, {"start": 42602.200000000004, "end": 42607.44, "text": " I mean this doesn't even do anything."}, {"start": 42607.44, "end": 42621.12, "text": " If I hit Zaya 2, I mean it's blitz better than Riven 2, 3 vanguard."}, {"start": 42621.12, "end": 42623.12, "text": " I really think that should be pretty good."}, {"start": 42637.12, "end": 42645.12, "text": " I just need Nunu 2 and my board is actually good. They're probably all gone. How many are gone? Zero, one, two, three."}, {"start": 42645.12, "end": 42649.08, "text": " I can't. One, two, three, four, five."}, {"start": 42649.08, "end": 42650.72, "text": " I have six, seven."}, {"start": 42653.8, "end": 42655.600000000006, "text": " There's three left in the pool."}, {"start": 42657.4, "end": 42658.240000000005, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 42665.920000000006, "end": 42666.76, "text": " Nunu two."}, {"start": 42669.72, "end": 42672.16, "text": " If I hit Nunu two, this game is over."}, {"start": 42672.16, "end": 42674.16, "text": " I don't think I can lose to anyone."}, {"start": 42675.12, "end": 42690.560000000005, "text": " server is so fucking strong and I'm not even playing bed units because I have"}, {"start": 42690.56, "end": 42692.56, "text": " Stargazer plus 2."}, {"start": 42698.56, "end": 42699.56, "text": " GG!"}, {"start": 42709.56, "end": 42711.56, "text": " This guy's too new new."}, {"start": 42713.56, "end": 42715.56, "text": " The room is actually good though."}, {"start": 42715.56, "end": 42719.56, "text": " It's tanky and it's doing 5k damage, even if it's zero item."}, {"start": 42720.56, "end": 42722.56, "text": " I need anti-MR, right?"}, {"start": 42722.56, "end": 42727.56, "text": " If I can get a spark going, my board is actually nasty."}, {"start": 42727.56, "end": 42731.56, "text": " I mean, I probably should go and spark instead if I can do it, actually."}, {"start": 42731.56, "end": 42733.56, "text": " I'm a good prep in trying to get though."}, {"start": 42750.56, "end": 42757.24, "text": " Oh, I'm atrox. Oh, you're right"}, {"start": 42769.079999999994, "end": 42771.079999999994, "text": " I mean"}, {"start": 42772.119999999995, "end": 42774.22, "text": " Gee I'm gonna give it over"}, {"start": 42775.32, "end": 42779.299999999996, "text": " Cosmic restart Gigi to emblems. I mean I'm gonna just opus fuck man"}, {"start": 42780.56, "end": 42791.72, "text": " like if I hit on the initial one oh it's just a gg I would I would have"}, {"start": 42791.72, "end": 42795.159999999996, "text": " perfect info on what items to make out perfect info on what board to make I"}, {"start": 42795.159999999996, "end": 42801.68, "text": " would have perfect info on everything and and I would be able to play the"}, {"start": 42801.68, "end": 42812.6, "text": " strong as possible board I could play my strongest board oh that's a good beat"}, {"start": 42812.6, "end": 42816.840000000004, "text": " if I had new new one here I would have lost this round"}, {"start": 42816.840000000004, "end": 42823.840000000004, "text": " It's serving actually it's the best one."}, {"start": 42823.840000000004, "end": 42838.840000000004, "text": " Oh, I have VTROX, guys I have VTROX."}, {"start": 42838.840000000004, "end": 42846.920000000006, "text": " Oh, I have atrox, guys, I have atrox."}, {"start": 42846.920000000006, "end": 42849.68, "text": " I'm trying to go for a ribbon item."}, {"start": 42849.68, "end": 42856.600000000006, "text": " Because it's not a, it's not a backline problem, it's a, I have no frontline."}, {"start": 42856.600000000006, "end": 42868.76, "text": " I use anti-roll shit, obviously, you can turn it anyway."}, {"start": 42868.76, "end": 42872.76, "text": " shreds up at the first six seconds I just need any form I know them I think"}, {"start": 42872.76, "end": 42876.36, "text": " this room in his mother crap on my back line"}, {"start": 42876.36, "end": 42878.36, "text": " Uh, excuse me?"}, {"start": 42881.36, "end": 42882.36, "text": " Excuse me?"}, {"start": 42883.36, "end": 42886.36, "text": " Oh, it doesn't matter. I have to wait in the garage."}, {"start": 42897.36, "end": 42898.36, "text": " Just look at this shit, man."}, {"start": 42899.36, "end": 42901.36, "text": " How- how are emblems balanced?"}, {"start": 42902.36, "end": 42903.36, "text": " They're not."}, {"start": 42904.36, "end": 42905.36, "text": " They're not."}, {"start": 42906.36, "end": 42919.56, "text": " They're not balanced and there's still people that genuinely think oh yeah"}, {"start": 42919.56, "end": 42926.28, "text": " because you hit Primordian and Arbiter what you could can be restart bro like"}, {"start": 42926.28, "end": 42931.64, "text": " it's just if you have a 95% chance to win the lottery and you play and you"}, {"start": 42931.64, "end": 42938.64, "text": " lose? Are you not supposed to play? I don't get it."}, {"start": 42968.64, "end": 42978.56, "text": " the shitters I need Lulu Talon and TF because when I level I just drop this"}, {"start": 42978.56, "end": 42984.0, "text": " piece of garbage the fuck this is you legit nothing"}, {"start": 42985.36, "end": 42989.24, "text": " I'm kind of down to this roll on a"}, {"start": 42989.24, "end": 42999.24, "text": " Talon, TF, and Lulu. I mean, I just need Lulu in one..."}, {"start": 43006.24, "end": 43009.24, "text": " Oh, I should never mind. I will not be rolling on E."}, {"start": 43011.24, "end": 43013.24, "text": " Because I think I'll be leveling for this."}, {"start": 43013.24, "end": 43033.119999999995, "text": " Wait, does this mean that I can actually itemize it?"}, {"start": 43033.119999999995, "end": 43034.119999999995, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 43034.119999999995, "end": 43035.119999999995, "text": " GG!"}, {"start": 43035.119999999995, "end": 43040.119999999995, "text": " Oh my, my remover's gone!"}, {"start": 43070.12, "end": 43077.12, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 43100.12, "end": 43126.12, "text": " I knew it. I was about to say, how is this Victor 2 computer? Which one is BFL? Chrismatic."}, {"start": 43126.12, "end": 43128.12, "text": " Cosmatic"}, {"start": 43134.94, "end": 43141.14, "text": " Back to with I don't know what I'm holding for a truck steal"}, {"start": 43150.520000000004, "end": 43152.520000000004, "text": " I have a question"}, {"start": 43152.520000000004, "end": 43159.520000000004, "text": " Why is this guy still in the game?"}, {"start": 43175.880000000005, "end": 43180.880000000005, "text": " Why does it look like..."}, {"start": 43180.88, "end": 43189.219999999994, "text": " What oh spreading roots gg everybody gg"}, {"start": 43189.219999999994, "end": 43198.32, "text": " I don't have removers other than I can move the bramble I can get a bramble vest"}, {"start": 43198.32, "end": 43224.32, "text": " I'm pretty sure the only chance I have is somehow this is better."}, {"start": 43224.32, "end": 43250.32, "text": " I mean it's stronger for sure man look at the fight oh"}, {"start": 43250.32, "end": 43252.32, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 43257.04, "end": 43259.04, "text": " We use our ass"}, {"start": 43267.84, "end": 43272.8, "text": " I I'm not just praying I win this round. I'm not going for Lulu too man"}, {"start": 43280.32, "end": 43290.32, "text": " You're a two?"}, {"start": 43290.32, "end": 43297.32, "text": " No."}, {"start": 43297.32, "end": 43327.18, "text": " What did he have spreading roots?"}, {"start": 43327.18, "end": 43345.54, "text": " what did I have? Cosmic restart. What did the rest of the lobby have? Not these. Oh, actually,"}, {"start": 43345.54, "end": 43347.98, "text": " I think third place at BFL Victor."}, {"start": 43375.54, "end": 43405.24, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 43405.24, "end": 43411.56, "text": " His spreading roots was OP for the entirety of last set."}, {"start": 43411.56, "end": 43415.079999999994, "text": " And emblems weren't even that good last set."}, {"start": 43415.079999999994, "end": 43422.4, "text": " In this set, the emblems are actually good."}, {"start": 43422.4, "end": 43424.04, "text": " How come spreading roots isn't nerfed?"}, {"start": 43435.24, "end": 43437.24, "text": " What what's the reason?"}, {"start": 43467.24, "end": 43486.119999999995, "text": " He just wakes up and the first thing he does is message me, spirit you bet on spirit raffle."}, {"start": 43486.12, "end": 43510.96, "text": " And he's the one who got me on Spirit."}, {"start": 43510.96, "end": 43514.96, "text": " Did you watch any CS at all? You knew it was a 3-0 for Vitality, man?"}, {"start": 43514.96, "end": 43516.96, "text": " Yall are just not smart."}, {"start": 43516.96, "end": 43518.96, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 43520.96, "end": 43523.96, "text": " Who did Vitality lose to?"}, {"start": 43523.96, "end": 43527.96, "text": " Because they were in the losers' bracket? I forgot."}, {"start": 43530.96, "end": 43532.96, "text": " The Falcons."}, {"start": 43532.96, "end": 43535.96, "text": " You could..."}, {"start": 43535.96, "end": 43552.96, "text": " You could bet on vitality over spirit five times, win all five times, and if you bet on vitality against Falcons, you would be down money."}, {"start": 43552.96, "end": 43559.96, "text": " Holy shit, the Giga-Overs won?"}, {"start": 43559.96, "end": 43562.479999999996, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 43562.479999999996, "end": 43564.56, "text": " The Giga-Overs won?"}, {"start": 43564.56, "end": 43566.52, "text": " The Thunder beat the Wizards?"}, {"start": 43566.52, "end": 43569.08, "text": " Why would you bet on the Wizards?"}, {"start": 43569.08, "end": 43570.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 43570.08, "end": 43575.96, "text": " They're Giga-Overs for a reason, man!"}, {"start": 43575.96, "end": 43577.96, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 43581.4, "end": 43583.4, "text": " I can't"}, {"start": 43590.12, "end": 43592.12, "text": " I can't"}, {"start": 43600.76, "end": 43602.76, "text": " No, I am retired"}, {"start": 43605.96, "end": 43620.36, "text": " I actually am a professional CS watcher. I'm not even kidding. Give me any team in tier 60."}, {"start": 43620.36, "end": 43628.32, "text": " I can give you all five players on the roster, no joke. I will be watching the fucking Sinners"}, {"start": 43628.32, "end": 43629.32, "text": " against g2"}, {"start": 43633.12, "end": 43634.52, "text": " i'll be watching hot 2"}, {"start": 43635.02, "end": 43635.62, "text": " against"}, {"start": 43636.22, "end": 43637.62, "text": " against the fucking sinners"}, {"start": 43638.42, "end": 43640.32, "text": " i'll be watching legacy against"}, {"start": 43640.52, "end": 43641.62, "text": " the red knids"}, {"start": 43642.32, "end": 43643.12, "text": " wild"}, {"start": 43643.12, "end": 43644.72, "text": " oh i was actually on wildcard"}, {"start": 43644.92, "end": 43646.32, "text": " i was on wildcard against"}, {"start": 43647.42, "end": 43648.92, "text": " oh no i wasn't on them but"}, {"start": 43649.82, "end": 43651.32, "text": " if i were if i were on them"}, {"start": 43655.22, "end": 43658.22, "text": " i mean paravision is my favorite team and also that's not a fucking tier 70 team"}, {"start": 43658.32, "end": 43665.04, "text": " man my favorite player on 90 is max my favorite player on on on pervision is"}, {"start": 43665.04, "end": 43671.56, "text": " probably belchanock that guy no belchanock is actually the moon"}, {"start": 43674.0, "end": 43677.0, "text": " belchanock"}, {"start": 43688.32, "end": 43692.32, "text": " Who was Zwei even on before? Was he on Spirit?"}, {"start": 43692.32, "end": 43694.32, "text": " Was he on Zwei? I don't know."}, {"start": 43694.32, "end": 43697.32, "text": " No heart binds me."}, {"start": 43698.32, "end": 43704.32, "text": " I just remember he would just be dropping a generational 0.7 rating,"}, {"start": 43704.32, "end": 43708.32, "text": " and the entire Twitch chat is just standing Zwei."}, {"start": 43708.32, "end": 43710.32, "text": " Sedge."}, {"start": 43711.32, "end": 43717.32, "text": " But then he gets picked up by Paravision and now he's actually a nuke dropper."}, {"start": 43718.32, "end": 43723.32, "text": " Oh,"}, {"start": 43723.32, "end": 43728.32, "text": " Oh,"}, {"start": 43728.32, "end": 43733.32, "text": " Oh,"}, {"start": 43733.32, "end": 43738.32, "text": " Oh,"}, {"start": 43738.32, "end": 43743.32, "text": " Oh,"}, {"start": 43743.32, "end": 43753.32, "text": " I just hit master's already so I can go to sleep."}, {"start": 43753.32, "end": 43758.32, "text": " Oh,"}, {"start": 43758.32, "end": 43763.32, "text": " Oh,"}, {"start": 43763.32, "end": 43767.32, "text": " Oh,"}, {"start": 43767.32, "end": 43772.32, "text": " Oh,"}, {"start": 43772.32, "end": 43777.32, "text": " Oh,"}, {"start": 43777.32, "end": 43781.32, "text": " Oh,"}, {"start": 43781.32, "end": 43782.32, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 43782.32, "end": 43788.9, "text": " Alright, honestly, that just started using the broken shield."}, {"start": 43788.9, "end": 43792.92, "text": " It's just pissing me off, man."}, {"start": 43792.92, "end": 43794.92, "text": " Okay, right back."}, {"start": 43806.92, "end": 43808.92, "text": " No fighting destiny."}, {"start": 43822.92, "end": 43824.92, "text": " No time to waste."}, {"start": 43838.92, "end": 43843.92, "text": " I mean, this is pretty good. I wouldn't say this is spreading roots good, but it's pretty good. All allowed."}, {"start": 43843.92, "end": 43872.479999999996, "text": " I'm gonna probably try to stabilize off of the two star one cost that I get"}, {"start": 43872.48, "end": 43889.48, "text": " Oh, there's obviously a good economy. You don't need to, you don't actually need to get to the $5,000."}, {"start": 43889.48, "end": 43897.48, "text": " At the end of the day, just compare it to the Slam. You know Slam doesn't even give you a component anymore."}, {"start": 43897.48, "end": 43899.100000000006, "text": " It just gives you three gold."}, {"start": 43899.100000000006, "end": 43900.4, "text": " So this is the same thing as Slammon,"}, {"start": 43900.4, "end": 43902.16, "text": " it's if you lose the three gold early game,"}, {"start": 43902.16, "end": 43903.880000000005, "text": " but then now if you do make it to the five cost,"}, {"start": 43903.880000000005, "end": 43905.600000000006, "text": " you get an extra 12% health and 12% attachment"}, {"start": 43905.600000000006, "end": 43906.920000000006, "text": " to all your five cost."}, {"start": 43906.920000000006, "end": 43908.560000000005, "text": " I mean, yes, it's broken."}, {"start": 43910.16, "end": 43911.0, "text": " It's broken."}, {"start": 43913.04, "end": 43913.880000000005, "text": " Check."}, {"start": 43913.880000000005, "end": 43915.32, "text": " Oh man with a lamp, come and throw."}, {"start": 43915.32, "end": 43916.32, "text": " More of a guy either."}, {"start": 43919.32, "end": 43920.64000000001, "text": " You won't make it though, okay?"}, {"start": 43920.64000000001, "end": 43921.840000000004, "text": " Who cares?"}, {"start": 43921.840000000004, "end": 43923.200000000004, "text": " It doesn't matter."}, {"start": 43923.200000000004, "end": 43926.280000000006, "text": " It's still, it still breaks even,"}, {"start": 43926.28, "end": 43930.44, "text": " It's- it's- it's way ba- compare this to the fucking bloodthirster on it!"}, {"start": 43932.799999999996, "end": 43934.64, "text": " Just compare it to the bloodthirster on it!"}, {"start": 43936.36, "end": 43936.86, "text": " Eh?"}, {"start": 43944.6, "end": 43946.6, "text": " How- like how was that shit even in the game?"}, {"start": 43956.28, "end": 43963.28, "text": " I don't see what's going on here."}, {"start": 43986.28, "end": 43993.28, "text": " I'll go back to my room and see what I can do."}, {"start": 43993.28, "end": 43996.28, "text": " Warpath full streak."}, {"start": 44016.28, "end": 44020.0, "text": " You think I can just cheese?"}, {"start": 44025.72, "end": 44029.6, "text": " No, this is actually, this actually just looks like a wintery."}, {"start": 44029.6, "end": 44034.04, "text": " He has two sugar ass poppies and he's just letting me sit here and attack for free."}, {"start": 44034.04, "end": 44036.52, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 44041.0, "end": 44044.64, "text": " Even my Leona's attacking me."}, {"start": 44046.28, "end": 44053.28, "text": " I mean, I really want to click bears and I really don't want to click bears, but I"}, {"start": 44076.28, "end": 44081.28, "text": " I don't really want to click- I mean I don't want to click that shit and I don't want to be a sword combat."}, {"start": 44081.28, "end": 44085.28, "text": " I'm more a Kaiser. I'm in the Yelp than 8 drops."}, {"start": 44085.28, "end": 44089.28, "text": " Alright. There's actually a lot of boons that just instantly win you the game."}, {"start": 44089.28, "end": 44093.28, "text": " Like the Golden Remover with infinite reforges is insanely good."}, {"start": 44093.28, "end": 44096.28, "text": " GD. What have you got?"}, {"start": 44096.28, "end": 44099.28, "text": " Seven Golden Reforges? Oh that's really good."}, {"start": 44099.28, "end": 44102.28, "text": " Oh what the fuck? Wait that's insane."}, {"start": 44102.28, "end": 44105.28, "text": " GD."}, {"start": 44105.28, "end": 44112.619999999995, "text": " Gg I mean I think that over over the other garbage any day"}, {"start": 44118.84, "end": 44120.84, "text": " What am I playing though"}, {"start": 44132.84, "end": 44134.84, "text": " What awkward"}, {"start": 44135.28, "end": 44137.28, "text": " Oh yeah, well that's just ass."}, {"start": 44137.28, "end": 44140.28, "text": " Bullglove felt here."}, {"start": 44146.78, "end": 44148.28, "text": " Surely, I get two rolls here."}, {"start": 44148.28, "end": 44151.28, "text": " I mean, nice."}, {"start": 44151.28, "end": 44152.28, "text": " About to say."}, {"start": 44152.28, "end": 44154.28, "text": " I feel like my units are actually attacking a lot."}, {"start": 44154.28, "end": 44156.28, "text": " Finish this quickly."}, {"start": 44158.28, "end": 44160.28, "text": " Rattles!"}, {"start": 44195.28, "end": 44201.28, "text": " Michael, it's me, your plumber. Can you please stop shitting my right hand all the time? I don't want to have you."}, {"start": 44202.28, "end": 44208.28, "text": " This fucking plumber charged me 300 fucking dollars to unclog my toilet. I still can't believe it."}, {"start": 44209.28, "end": 44210.28, "text": " I can't believe it."}, {"start": 44216.28, "end": 44220.28, "text": " And you paid? I mean, I felt bad because he drove like an hour and a half."}, {"start": 44221.28, "end": 44223.28, "text": " I just googled plumber near me."}, {"start": 44225.28, "end": 44230.2, "text": " but he drove he drove an hour and a half so I was just like you know whatever"}, {"start": 44230.2, "end": 44235.64, "text": " fucking I'm not gonna decline the service and just and just and have him"}, {"start": 44235.64, "end": 44240.56, "text": " drive an hour and I was at that point it's a sister circle"}, {"start": 44255.28, "end": 44277.84, "text": " Wait, no, I've unclogged like 100 toilets, like 100, like 100 times."}, {"start": 44277.84, "end": 44284.24, "text": " It's just for some reason this one time, I couldn't unclog it, I don't know why."}, {"start": 44284.24, "end": 44292.72, "text": " just I no matter what I did I couldn't do anything okay okay if I get the econ"}, {"start": 44292.72, "end": 44294.72, "text": " I'm pretty sure I can do this fast side."}, {"start": 44322.72, "end": 44347.72, "text": " I mean, I'm probably, I mean, I'm just trying to play towards the backs, but..."}, {"start": 44347.72, "end": 44373.72, "text": " 4, 2, 3, what'd I get, well that's pretty good actually."}, {"start": 44373.72, "end": 44383.72, "text": " Oh no, I just need money, which I got."}, {"start": 44383.72, "end": 44396.72, "text": " Am I playing this?"}, {"start": 44396.72, "end": 44398.72, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 44398.72, "end": 44401.72, "text": " 20 bill level."}, {"start": 44401.72, "end": 44411.72, "text": " I'm pretty sure I just go fast on this game, yes."}, {"start": 44411.72, "end": 44424.0, "text": " And I'm not playing atrox before it's a gold."}, {"start": 44424.0, "end": 44425.0, "text": " I just need a bow."}, {"start": 44425.0, "end": 44441.64, "text": " I'm just gonna 4-1 roll until 2-star everything and then I'm just going to 9 on 5-1 and just"}, {"start": 44471.64, "end": 44500.04, "text": " I mean honestly if I play on this stage though I can get..."}, {"start": 44500.04, "end": 44507.04, "text": " If I am making it to 9 this game, why does it look like I'm not even close to 9?"}, {"start": 44507.04, "end": 44510.04, "text": " Because I'm not."}, {"start": 44530.04, "end": 44532.04, "text": " That is really fucking good."}, {"start": 44533.96, "end": 44535.96, "text": " Except there's a two tanky player in the lobby."}, {"start": 44538.6, "end": 44540.6, "text": " I miss Nunu and Tan the block."}, {"start": 44557.48, "end": 44559.48, "text": " My god doesn't want peace."}, {"start": 44590.04, "end": 44601.04, "text": " 49? I don't think I can 9 until 5-1. This game is fucked. Should I just FF? This game's"}, {"start": 44601.04, "end": 44604.8, "text": " looking doomed. I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm going to load up against the Samurai and just"}, {"start": 44604.8, "end": 44615.8, "text": " lose anyway. I mean, honestly I killed a lot of Samurais here. Oh, nice."}, {"start": 44615.8, "end": 44617.8, "text": " I"}, {"start": 44620.44, "end": 44625.280000000006, "text": " To the loss is actually fine 41"}, {"start": 44642.880000000005, "end": 44644.880000000005, "text": " I think I'm screwed"}, {"start": 44645.8, "end": 44653.600000000006, "text": " I can also hold Galio on the roll down as well."}, {"start": 44653.600000000006, "end": 44655.600000000006, "text": " Maybe I just stack one more and I can get another econ."}, {"start": 44655.600000000006, "end": 44658.36, "text": " No, but I'm pretty sure if that happens, I'm not even going to win a single run."}, {"start": 44658.36, "end": 44659.36, "text": " I actually need combat."}, {"start": 44659.36, "end": 44660.36, "text": " Or I'm screwed."}, {"start": 44660.36, "end": 44662.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 44681.4, "end": 44684.92, "text": " Get a lot of time on a body that's fine. It's still the board is still stable spot"}, {"start": 44684.92, "end": 44694.159999999996, "text": " And I mean I had the wrong agents the thing is the only thing that like I level 9 the most important thing is new new 2"}, {"start": 44694.159999999996, "end": 44697.1, "text": " If you don't have new new 2 your board at level 9 no matter what it ass"}, {"start": 44698.42, "end": 44702.259999999995, "text": " You could have like Morgana 2 fjorda 2 everything fucking do if you don't have new new gg"}, {"start": 44714.92, "end": 44723.72, "text": " I miss orange six you know pair"}, {"start": 44730.36, "end": 44732.36, "text": " A lot of free rolls"}, {"start": 44744.92, "end": 44762.52, "text": " It's not even on what's it called."}, {"start": 44762.52, "end": 44763.52, "text": " Vex!"}, {"start": 44763.520000000004, "end": 44765.520000000004, "text": " I"}, {"start": 44775.36, "end": 44777.36, "text": " Into whatever the fuck"}, {"start": 44778.32000000001, "end": 44779.840000000004, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 44779.840000000004, "end": 44785.82000000001, "text": " I'm pretty sure I need to roll until a new to though because I mean if I don't get new to what the fuck is the game plan"}, {"start": 44793.520000000004, "end": 44816.520000000004, "text": " I don't know if I'm going to die soon though."}, {"start": 44816.520000000004, "end": 44837.48, "text": " I actually need the g2 non-tank 5 costs if you field- I mean I need the items, I need"}, {"start": 44837.48, "end": 44839.48, "text": " Fuckin' I even got this fucking shit."}, {"start": 44841.48, "end": 44843.48, "text": " I think you're a 2 anyway, is that good?"}, {"start": 44853.48, "end": 44855.48, "text": " Allow me to..."}, {"start": 44862.48, "end": 44865.48, "text": " I mean, I have to roll until... No no no, I'm not rolling, I don't wanna fuck."}, {"start": 44867.48, "end": 44876.96000000001, "text": " I'm done rolling."}, {"start": 44876.96000000001, "end": 44879.48, "text": " I can actually 9 soon."}, {"start": 44879.48, "end": 44882.8, "text": " Should I just make war logs?"}, {"start": 44882.8, "end": 44883.8, "text": " Fuck anti-heal."}, {"start": 44883.8, "end": 44888.8, "text": " I think the gravestone is like, it's kind of fucking useless."}, {"start": 44888.8, "end": 44894.8, "text": " I'm not going to graze on this ever, fuck you."}, {"start": 44894.8, "end": 44909.520000000004, "text": " All right, what's my HP? 32?"}, {"start": 44909.520000000004, "end": 44916.68, "text": " The Graves unit is ass, man. It doesn't do anything. The unit is so bad. I think if"}, {"start": 44916.68, "end": 44923.08, "text": " you could hit Graves to this turn, I'm pretty sure that's a bad thing. The unit is legit"}, {"start": 44923.08, "end": 44945.08, "text": " trash. I mean this doesn't do anything. I just don't want to roll. I'm pretty sure I should"}, {"start": 44945.08, "end": 44961.08, "text": " like a random ass what's it called on my board what's my HP 33"}, {"start": 44961.08, "end": 44963.08, "text": " Oh, you just didn't have to do two."}, {"start": 44974.08, "end": 44975.08, "text": " Oh, he revives his..."}, {"start": 44976.08, "end": 44977.08, "text": " Meatball and Shepard."}, {"start": 44981.08, "end": 44982.08, "text": " This guy has a kinsu on his..."}, {"start": 44984.08, "end": 44985.08, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 44986.08, "end": 44987.08, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 44987.08, "end": 44988.08, "text": " HA!"}, {"start": 44990.48, "end": 44991.98, "text": " He's against what is..."}, {"start": 44995.48, "end": 44996.68, "text": " I mean, I have to go Varus."}, {"start": 45001.78, "end": 45003.08, "text": " I might just not have anything to kill."}, {"start": 45003.08, "end": 45004.08, "text": " It is what it is."}, {"start": 45004.98, "end": 45006.18, "text": " Not sure he got me, I must."}, {"start": 45010.08, "end": 45011.98, "text": " Bro, if I can win one more round..."}, {"start": 45015.08, "end": 45016.68, "text": " I mean, I need a moment to lose a round."}, {"start": 45017.08, "end": 45019.08, "text": " I mean, actually, the Nibel didn't do anything. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 45020.08, "end": 45022.08, "text": " I mean, this is also useless."}, {"start": 45031.380000000005, "end": 45033.380000000005, "text": " What is this? Dark Star and..."}, {"start": 45047.08, "end": 45049.560000000005, "text": " Conduit doesn't do anything, and what's it called doesn't do anything."}, {"start": 45051.48, "end": 45052.28, "text": " Dark Star."}, {"start": 45053.880000000005, "end": 45054.380000000005, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 45055.380000000005, "end": 45058.48, "text": " If I lose this round, I have to just go 0, but hopefully I win."}, {"start": 45058.880000000005, "end": 45059.98, "text": " I don't think I'm winning shit."}, {"start": 45060.98, "end": 45063.28, "text": " This is the one-two with the fucking Galathe over the line."}, {"start": 45064.48, "end": 45065.78, "text": " Am I winning a single round here?"}, {"start": 45067.28, "end": 45069.28, "text": " I mean, if you're a Raps, I can win."}, {"start": 45070.78, "end": 45071.78, "text": " I don't have any idea."}, {"start": 45072.18, "end": 45074.58, "text": " I mean, I'm not trying to go one-life, man. I'm about to descend it."}, {"start": 45104.58, "end": 45106.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 45113.700000000004, "end": 45115.700000000004, "text": " Don't play karma"}, {"start": 45120.1, "end": 45122.1, "text": " There's a 2nd eco"}, {"start": 45125.54, "end": 45127.46, "text": " I'm trying to put a stone on my board I"}, {"start": 45130.5, "end": 45132.5, "text": " Disguise brass three"}, {"start": 45134.58, "end": 45142.26, "text": " I didn't kill a single unit anyway, I mean it's actually good that I fight him now but"}, {"start": 45142.26, "end": 45147.22, "text": " it's bad that I didn't kill a single unit because now the problem is I have to win like five"}, {"start": 45147.22, "end": 45150.62, "text": " rounds to heal all life."}, {"start": 45150.62, "end": 45151.62, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 45151.62, "end": 45165.62, "text": " No anti-heal? I mean I have to take this."}, {"start": 45165.62, "end": 45171.62, "text": " Mastery, Bard, another Blitzcrank, so it's really good."}, {"start": 45171.62, "end": 45182.060000000005, "text": " I'm not playing easy. What is this? What was the sound of that again? Oh, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 45201.62, "end": 45203.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 45222.62, "end": 45224.62, "text": " This you two actually thoughts man"}, {"start": 45227.560000000005, "end": 45229.560000000005, "text": " No, it actually Fox"}, {"start": 45231.62, "end": 45239.62, "text": " I can't roll"}, {"start": 45253.62, "end": 45259.060000000005, "text": " I mean I can't hold this like I mean the boy I'm fucking blocking and then buying it like"}, {"start": 45259.06, "end": 45261.06, "text": " Are you serious right now? Fuck you, man."}, {"start": 45261.06, "end": 45263.06, "text": " Alright. Hello!"}, {"start": 45266.42, "end": 45268.06, "text": " Vex2 and GG."}, {"start": 45268.06, "end": 45270.06, "text": " Nunu2, Vex2 and GG."}, {"start": 45271.46, "end": 45274.46, "text": " GG! Okay, not really. I need Nunu2 and it's GG."}, {"start": 45274.46, "end": 45290.76, "text": " I'm a new dude too, my Fronlin can actually sustain my what's it called and then if I"}, {"start": 45290.76, "end": 45293.520000000004, "text": " I can win like two more rounds, I can actually heal to another life."}, {"start": 45304.560000000005, "end": 45306.32, "text": " Warpath, he didn't even catch out Warpath."}, {"start": 45307.76, "end": 45310.560000000005, "text": " He's level 9 with Braves 2 so far, this Braves is crazy."}, {"start": 45312.560000000005, "end": 45315.16, "text": " I mean, I'm playing Fiora, it's not that much better honestly."}, {"start": 45315.16, "end": 45316.16, "text": " My Fiora is dead instantly."}, {"start": 45317.16, "end": 45318.16, "text": " Gee, gee..."}, {"start": 45318.76, "end": 45319.36, "text": " Sike?"}, {"start": 45319.36, "end": 45321.36, "text": " Who's playing a fucking Braves?"}, {"start": 45321.36, "end": 45322.36, "text": " Nice one, man."}, {"start": 45322.36, "end": 45324.36, "text": " Braves 2, don't worry, 3 upgrades!"}, {"start": 45324.36, "end": 45325.36, "text": " And..."}, {"start": 45325.36, "end": 45327.36, "text": " Can't even kill Nunu 1."}, {"start": 45327.36, "end": 45329.36, "text": " That unit is broken."}, {"start": 45329.36, "end": 45331.36, "text": " That unit is fucking broken."}, {"start": 45344.36, "end": 45345.36, "text": " Eh?"}, {"start": 45345.36, "end": 45347.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 45348.840000000004, "end": 45350.840000000004, "text": " Kind of want the psionic I don't know"}, {"start": 45375.36, "end": 45386.36, "text": " I don't think I have anti-heal, because there's no scout, no pivot, jastly, what is it, it's medallion."}, {"start": 45386.36, "end": 45388.36, "text": " Am I screwed?"}, {"start": 45395.36, "end": 45400.36, "text": " Oh no, I'm not. Just in time for the new move."}, {"start": 45405.36, "end": 45410.36, "text": " All who cross me will be made my targets."}, {"start": 45410.36, "end": 45414.36, "text": " I mean BT's good but things like Ambigl, which is actually pretty good, really good."}, {"start": 45414.36, "end": 45415.36, "text": " Ambigl?"}, {"start": 45415.36, "end": 45418.36, "text": " GD, GD, GD, GD."}, {"start": 45429.36, "end": 45432.36, "text": " Okay, if I win this round I actually win the game."}, {"start": 45435.36, "end": 45445.36, "text": " Cause then I can, I toggle back into a combat thingy and I can probably actually go level"}, {"start": 45445.36, "end": 45446.36, "text": " 10."}, {"start": 45446.36, "end": 45447.36, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 45447.36, "end": 45461.36, "text": " That has to be positive, it actually has to be positive."}, {"start": 45461.36, "end": 45489.020000000004, "text": " I mean it's not even good because now"}, {"start": 45489.020000000004, "end": 45508.82000000001, "text": " Now, because I already have anti-MR, 10% whatever the fuck, the tax feed and AD."}, {"start": 45508.82000000001, "end": 45513.82000000001, "text": " This guy looks strong as fuck."}, {"start": 45513.82000000001, "end": 45516.62, "text": " Hopefully I don't bite him."}, {"start": 45516.62, "end": 45518.62, "text": " I'm sure that beat this right, he's playing fucking Teemo Gary"}, {"start": 45518.62, "end": 45520.62, "text": " Oh, that actually is early lorries"}, {"start": 45521.62, "end": 45523.62, "text": " But the chill is nice"}, {"start": 45523.62, "end": 45526.62, "text": " I mean, it's not actually a bad beat, like, if any, I mean, it's still good"}, {"start": 45546.62, "end": 45558.9, "text": " I think I'm actually kind of close to level 10, but surely I don't get 4-0ed."}, {"start": 45558.9, "end": 45563.66, "text": " If I get 4-0ed I'm dead, because I'm not rolling, and there's no way."}, {"start": 45563.66, "end": 45575.22, "text": " I can actually level for like Sheppard, which is actually like pretty decent, Sheppard."}, {"start": 45575.22, "end": 45577.22, "text": " I guess I can also level up with a conduit."}, {"start": 45585.22, "end": 45587.22, "text": " I can also level up with a gym."}, {"start": 45589.22, "end": 45591.22, "text": " 24 to level."}, {"start": 45591.22, "end": 45604.42, "text": " Ah, I'm still a lobbyist here."}, {"start": 45604.42, "end": 45607.42, "text": " Is there a Shepplett?"}, {"start": 45607.42, "end": 45609.42, "text": " Dark Star."}, {"start": 45609.42, "end": 45611.42, "text": " Shepplett."}, {"start": 45611.42, "end": 45621.020000000004, "text": " I don't know if this is the strongest in the lobby for sure, man."}, {"start": 45621.020000000004, "end": 45626.020000000004, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 45626.020000000004, "end": 45633.020000000004, "text": " Oh, this position is pretty much really so close."}, {"start": 45638.020000000004, "end": 45640.020000000004, "text": " No one shot."}, {"start": 45640.020000000004, "end": 45642.020000000004, "text": " Okay, I got another ult off."}, {"start": 45642.020000000004, "end": 45645.020000000004, "text": " I killed enough, even if I lose."}, {"start": 45645.020000000004, "end": 45656.020000000004, "text": " This guy is actually strong as fuck, alright, this is gonna go in, if I'm stronger than this guy, I'm stronger, like I won the game for sure."}, {"start": 45663.020000000004, "end": 45665.020000000004, "text": " I won the game for sure if I have this."}, {"start": 45668.020000000004, "end": 45670.020000000004, "text": " Let me see, I'm pretty sure she's actually better."}, {"start": 45670.020000000004, "end": 45689.54, "text": " I'm not pretty sure that I'm certain."}, {"start": 45689.54, "end": 45692.50000000001, "text": " I can fight this guy as well?"}, {"start": 45692.50000000001, "end": 45694.340000000004, "text": " I didn't even know I could fight this guy!"}, {"start": 45694.340000000004, "end": 45697.340000000004, "text": " I mean, okay, it doesn't matter, like, the position's probably still fine."}, {"start": 45703.340000000004, "end": 45705.340000000004, "text": " Except I killed my Fiora off instantly."}, {"start": 45706.340000000004, "end": 45709.340000000004, "text": " No scout, no kill it on 60."}, {"start": 45715.340000000004, "end": 45719.340000000004, "text": " I mean, the only reason I've lost this is because I killed my Fiora off is, no, no, this is fake."}, {"start": 45719.340000000004, "end": 45723.340000000004, "text": " No, no, no, if I position, like, I'll f- wait, actually, do I even win this?"}, {"start": 45724.340000000004, "end": 45732.54, "text": " I mean I would have won that round for sure, no cap, but I don't even know if I actually"}, {"start": 45732.54, "end": 45738.380000000005, "text": " win because no Seattle no pivot and medallion has to be beyond broken."}, {"start": 45738.380000000005, "end": 45754.3, "text": " Entire board 22% health, 33 AD, 33 AP."}, {"start": 45754.3, "end": 45759.3, "text": " So this time I'm on Nunu's same side as Fiora, maybe."}, {"start": 45763.94, "end": 45765.14, "text": " But Medallion damage amp?"}, {"start": 45765.14, "end": 45769.48, "text": " Like, bro, how much damage amp do you have?"}, {"start": 45769.48, "end": 45771.32, "text": " He has 44% damage amp."}, {"start": 45773.380000000005, "end": 45774.22, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 45777.780000000006, "end": 45779.060000000005, "text": " Okay, I mean that looks pretty good."}, {"start": 45779.060000000005, "end": 45780.62, "text": " My Fiora didn't die instantly."}, {"start": 45784.3, "end": 45786.3, "text": " I need combat, combat, combat!"}, {"start": 45786.3, "end": 45788.3, "text": " GG, GG."}, {"start": 45789.3, "end": 45791.3, "text": " Conqueror good enough?"}, {"start": 45791.3, "end": 45793.3, "text": " Or should I go for a mana item?"}, {"start": 45796.3, "end": 45799.3, "text": " I'm sure there's a mana item or a fucking..."}, {"start": 45799.3, "end": 45802.3, "text": " Ah, Conqueror's bad, I think it's pretty good, it's pretty good."}, {"start": 45844.3, "end": 45851.3, "text": " I mean this is just an undeserved first, it's just straight up undeserved, I can't, bro"}, {"start": 45851.3, "end": 45856.26, "text": " the reason I was clicking the shepherds is because what if I don't find a jinn, what"}, {"start": 45856.26, "end": 45861.020000000004, "text": " if I find a jinn, why don't I play jinn over a stupid ass beea in whatever the fuck his"}, {"start": 45861.020000000004, "end": 45862.700000000004, "text": " name is, like bro come on man."}, {"start": 45874.3, "end": 45881.3, "text": " Oh, I'm so good."}, {"start": 45881.3, "end": 45896.3, "text": " Oh, I'm so good."}, {"start": 45896.3, "end": 45913.200000000004, "text": " I mean I just high rolled if I didn't hit if I didn't hit Vex on the initial roll down"}, {"start": 45913.200000000004, "end": 45915.200000000004, "text": " I'm not just a"}, {"start": 45924.14000000001, "end": 45929.12, "text": " The NBA finals no who won"}, {"start": 45930.98, "end": 45934.58, "text": " Spurs one magic I can't believe the magic actually one whole shit"}, {"start": 45943.200000000004, "end": 45954.200000000004, "text": " Can I go to sleep umpire?"}, {"start": 45954.200000000004, "end": 45956.200000000004, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 45956.200000000004, "end": 45980.200000000004, "text": " I"}, {"start": 45980.200000000004, "end": 45985.76, "text": " I declined boxbox bootcamp because I didn't I was I was gonna like sweat for 44"}, {"start": 45987.16, "end": 45989.520000000004, "text": " But then set to go sign up anyway"}, {"start": 45992.920000000006, "end": 45994.920000000006, "text": " So now I'm just sitting here by myself"}, {"start": 46006.48, "end": 46008.48, "text": " Where even is it right now?"}, {"start": 46010.200000000004, "end": 46017.200000000004, "text": " No, if you sign up or not no flame, I just woke up from a nap."}, {"start": 46040.200000000004, "end": 46057.96000000001, "text": " I'm tired."}, {"start": 46070.200000000004, "end": 46076.200000000004, "text": " I died. I died."}, {"start": 46100.200000000004, "end": 46125.200000000004, "text": " What is this queue time?"}, {"start": 46125.200000000004, "end": 46126.200000000004, "text": " Yo can you unblock me?"}, {"start": 46126.200000000004, "end": 46127.200000000004, "text": " It's been three sets."}, {"start": 46127.200000000004, "end": 46128.200000000004, "text": " Wait what?"}, {"start": 46128.200000000004, "end": 46131.200000000004, "text": " Wait, what? I have you blocked?"}, {"start": 46151.200000000004, "end": 46154.200000000004, "text": " I didn't expect that you just blocked me."}, {"start": 46154.200000000004, "end": 46155.200000000004, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 46158.200000000004, "end": 46177.72, "text": " Hello? Where are you going, sweet?"}, {"start": 46177.72, "end": 46179.00000000001, "text": " What's the play tonight, sir?"}, {"start": 46179.0, "end": 46181.0, "text": " Did he actually say that?"}, {"start": 46181.0, "end": 46184.0, "text": " Slash you, you're set to go."}, {"start": 46184.0, "end": 46186.0, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, DM you."}, {"start": 46190.0, "end": 46192.0, "text": " No, no, this is actually 100-0."}, {"start": 46192.0, "end": 46209.16, "text": " Hey admins to take out Citadel so you wouldn't get open called by me so shameless."}, {"start": 46209.16, "end": 46213.68, "text": " Bro Phoenix is, how is it me that took them out?"}, {"start": 46213.68, "end": 46216.36, "text": " They just didn't sign up."}, {"start": 46216.36, "end": 46224.66, "text": " I don't even think Citadel are scapegoating me, but there are people that genuinely are"}, {"start": 46224.66, "end": 46231.66, "text": " scapegoating me, and they're just sitting there saying like, oh yeah, like X-Day, TNT"}, {"start": 46231.66, "end": 46235.78, "text": " players can't read X-Day."}, {"start": 46235.78, "end": 46239.58, "text": " That just fuck off."}, {"start": 46239.58, "end": 46240.58, "text": " Fuck off."}, {"start": 46240.58, "end": 46251.66, "text": " The first thing, the first thing the Google Doc says, it says sign the form and make sure"}, {"start": 46251.66, "end": 46255.740000000005, "text": " you sign the Google Doc."}, {"start": 46255.740000000005, "end": 46262.740000000005, "text": " I feel like when there's hundreds of thousands of dollars on the line, surely you can fucking"}, {"start": 46262.74, "end": 46264.7, "text": " You can read that shit."}, {"start": 46264.7, "end": 46266.34, "text": " And it's not even that."}, {"start": 46270.259999999995, "end": 46274.06, "text": " No, no, no, I'm not gonna say anything, like whatever."}, {"start": 46278.06, "end": 46281.659999999996, "text": " You know there was 60 teams that signed up for APAC"}, {"start": 46281.659999999996, "end": 46285.34, "text": " and 59 teams signed to Google Doc."}, {"start": 46285.34, "end": 46290.34, "text": " One team, one team out of 60 didn't sign to Google Doc."}, {"start": 46290.340000000004, "end": 46294.340000000004, "text": " Didn't sign the Google Doc. One out of 60."}, {"start": 46296.840000000004, "end": 46299.340000000004, "text": " And somehow I..."}, {"start": 46304.840000000004, "end": 46308.340000000004, "text": " I'd rather die than sub to this moron."}, {"start": 46320.340000000004, "end": 46322.340000000004, "text": " I didn't say that really."}, {"start": 46331.340000000004, "end": 46335.340000000004, "text": " Also, can you unban- can you unban Sarah from your chat?"}, {"start": 46336.340000000004, "end": 46343.340000000004, "text": " You know what, since you banned Sarah, I can't even chat on my phone. I have to like go on VPN, or I have to go on..."}, {"start": 46343.340000000004, "end": 46346.340000000004, "text": " Uh, or I have to turn off a wifi."}, {"start": 46346.340000000004, "end": 46348.340000000004, "text": " Or I legit cannot fucking chat."}, {"start": 46350.340000000004, "end": 46357.340000000004, "text": " if it sends the message and then no one can see it"}, {"start": 46374.8, "end": 46379.200000000004, "text": " I mean this is the best one for sure"}, {"start": 46379.200000000004, "end": 46381.200000000004, "text": " I'm pretty sure this is the best Arbiter, don't get it."}, {"start": 46384.4, "end": 46385.200000000004, "text": " Don't get it."}, {"start": 46388.8, "end": 46390.00000000001, "text": " No Rod, GG."}, {"start": 46391.200000000004, "end": 46392.00000000001, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 46392.200000000004, "end": 46393.00000000001, "text": " No Rocks."}, {"start": 46394.8, "end": 46397.00000000001, "text": " I mean, if I take this one, don't get Rod into the GG."}, {"start": 46399.4, "end": 46400.200000000004, "text": " Puppy."}, {"start": 46404.8, "end": 46407.200000000004, "text": " I mean, either way, I'm taking this one, nothing not trashed Rods."}, {"start": 46408.200000000004, "end": 46409.00000000001, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 46409.200000000004, "end": 46433.280000000006, "text": " I don't care if I lose just look at my spot look at this arbiter"}, {"start": 46439.200000000004, "end": 46444.200000000004, "text": " The Zoe just does 50k damage for fun."}, {"start": 46444.200000000004, "end": 46449.200000000004, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 46459.200000000004, "end": 46464.200000000004, "text": " I mean my board can actually buy 3 because I love the buy and I just find..."}, {"start": 46469.200000000004, "end": 46471.200000000004, "text": " I"}, {"start": 46477.64000000001, "end": 46479.64000000001, "text": " Am so poor"}, {"start": 46487.72, "end": 46489.72, "text": " I"}, {"start": 46490.96000000001, "end": 46497.16, "text": " Know no, it can't buy street with my natural like one upgrade if I naturally like one upgrade and then"}, {"start": 46499.200000000004, "end": 46504.3, "text": " And then I just fight some shitters and that level to five I could just play like two Vanguard Zoe"}, {"start": 46504.8, "end": 46507.04, "text": " To bruiser and my board was actually good"}, {"start": 46507.880000000005, "end": 46509.880000000005, "text": " but"}, {"start": 46512.560000000005, "end": 46518.58, "text": " But I mean and then now I'm fighting someone that slammed all three items Shoujin GS Sunfire great man"}, {"start": 46520.240000000005, "end": 46522.240000000005, "text": " I mean, it's fine. You'd rather fight them now"}, {"start": 46522.24, "end": 46524.24, "text": " This is actually strong"}, {"start": 46528.24, "end": 46530.24, "text": " Oh my board is not even bad"}, {"start": 46536.92, "end": 46540.32, "text": " Is that permanent 8 8 AP that stats what do you think?"}, {"start": 46544.84, "end": 46547.439999999995, "text": " What I'm gonna stack a hundred AP every single round"}, {"start": 46552.24, "end": 46567.06, "text": " I mean I'm probably always clicking already here so I'm kind of down to uh I mean the"}, {"start": 46567.06, "end": 46577.439999999995, "text": " chances of it rolling ADXV is not even low so I'm done to just not pre-level the gears."}, {"start": 46577.439999999995, "end": 46580.4, "text": " It wasn't innocent I mean just look how much it stacks."}, {"start": 46580.4, "end": 46584.200000000004, "text": " Like it starts with, I mean it's not like the side damage of this board is so fucking trash."}, {"start": 46584.200000000004, "end": 46585.200000000004, "text": " But like just look, ready?"}, {"start": 46587.200000000004, "end": 46589.4, "text": " Like one ult, now I'm pretty sure it stacks once already."}, {"start": 46592.4, "end": 46592.9, "text": " 18."}, {"start": 46594.1, "end": 46596.1, "text": " So in this sugar ass fight, they're already stacked twice."}, {"start": 46596.700000000004, "end": 46598.700000000004, "text": " Like what, you're supposed to just get 30 AP every single round?"}, {"start": 46600.4, "end": 46602.9, "text": " And then late game it's even more like that, so that's not right."}, {"start": 46605.700000000004, "end": 46608.0, "text": " I think even if it's stacked like 5 AP around it'd be broken."}, {"start": 46610.4, "end": 46614.36, "text": " Oh, see it's a good beat"}, {"start": 46620.880000000005, "end": 46622.880000000005, "text": " I mean that's what I think old game dollars see"}, {"start": 46640.4, "end": 46657.24, "text": " like imagine I just bought two shares is it my board actually good now yes"}, {"start": 46670.4, "end": 46674.0, "text": " I should have sold this mortal kaijuan and moved items so I can hold brexit plus milio"}, {"start": 46674.0, "end": 46676.0, "text": " because I can play pandion plus milio"}, {"start": 46676.72, "end": 46677.76, "text": " and now I'm screwed"}, {"start": 46678.32, "end": 46679.68, "text": " I guess I don't hold this"}, {"start": 46679.68, "end": 46681.200000000004, "text": " I guess I don't hold brexit"}, {"start": 46695.6, "end": 46698.48, "text": " I'm pretty sure this arbiter is the one that makes the block actually good"}, {"start": 46700.4, "end": 46702.4, "text": " Is there a Pantheon?"}, {"start": 46711.4, "end": 46713.4, "text": " Maybe it's where those are open."}, {"start": 46713.4, "end": 46715.4, "text": " Uhhhhhhh"}, {"start": 46730.4, "end": 46737.32, "text": " I mean it is a five straight but that's what my board is good with that. I mean I just bought all the openers"}, {"start": 46744.08, "end": 46746.96, "text": " All right, I need a mission I need a scout it's not like I'm in it"}, {"start": 46746.96, "end": 46752.14, "text": " There's no reason to I can scout now and see how many long players are there or I can keep I can leave it as a surprise"}, {"start": 46753.68, "end": 46755.68, "text": " Surprise your four-way contested"}, {"start": 46760.4, "end": 46768.44, "text": " I mean, I can't I'm not playing anything else. I don't even fuck it. I just look my look my spot the best over in the game"}, {"start": 46769.560000000005, "end": 46774.020000000004, "text": " But this is my opener like I I don't know what else like a one-on-one with play"}, {"start": 46779.0, "end": 46784.28, "text": " Okay, okay, okay"}, {"start": 46787.64, "end": 46789.64, "text": " I mean, you spend the hyphens"}, {"start": 46790.4, "end": 46800.68, "text": " okay okay okay holy shit I'm zero-way contested but I'm seven way contested"}, {"start": 46800.68, "end": 46804.200000000004, "text": " for new new that's okay"}, {"start": 46806.64, "end": 46810.200000000004, "text": " golden Nico is that good"}, {"start": 46810.200000000004, "end": 46819.200000000004, "text": " Master E."}, {"start": 46819.200000000004, "end": 46826.200000000004, "text": " I'm Morty."}, {"start": 46826.200000000004, "end": 46836.200000000004, "text": " Master E."}, {"start": 46836.200000000004, "end": 46840.200000000004, "text": " Tear, Glove, Glove. What the fuck are these items?"}, {"start": 46845.700000000004, "end": 46849.200000000004, "text": " I'm not trying to go Gumbly, I'm trying to kill one of these gloves."}, {"start": 46849.200000000004, "end": 46854.200000000004, "text": " I don't even know that, but I could also just go Shojin if it means I'm buy-tricking."}, {"start": 46854.200000000004, "end": 46859.200000000004, "text": " I wouldn't say anyway, but I can't get more items."}, {"start": 46860.200000000004, "end": 46863.200000000004, "text": " Is Hodge acceptable?"}, {"start": 46863.200000000004, "end": 46867.3, "text": " No, cuz I'm a dead BF sword. I mean I guess I can go cheese the rack"}, {"start": 46871.64000000001, "end": 46873.64000000001, "text": " All right, I guess we're just seeing all three components"}, {"start": 46875.72, "end": 46877.72, "text": " They can't build TV"}, {"start": 46878.08, "end": 46883.44, "text": " You 100% cannot build TV unless you have like your tank set up in your flexible setup. You're carrying set up"}, {"start": 46883.96000000001, "end": 46885.96000000001, "text": " Also complete that"}, {"start": 46886.44, "end": 46888.44, "text": " It ass"}, {"start": 46888.44, "end": 46892.16, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 46892.16, "end": 46894.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 46894.66, "end": 46910.08, "text": " Bro, should I just roll the middle?"}, {"start": 46910.08, "end": 46911.08, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 46911.08, "end": 46913.920000000006, "text": " Like the 1 and 3 are so bad though."}, {"start": 46913.920000000006, "end": 46915.920000000006, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 46915.920000000006, "end": 46916.920000000006, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 46916.92, "end": 46918.92, "text": " Oh, I bet."}, {"start": 46918.92, "end": 46920.92, "text": " Zoe too, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 46920.92, "end": 46922.92, "text": " I will allow it."}, {"start": 46936.92, "end": 46940.92, "text": " I mean, if it gave me like shit, shit units, then I'd be sad."}, {"start": 46940.92, "end": 46942.92, "text": " But the units have..."}, {"start": 46942.92, "end": 46945.92, "text": " Wait, also it's a bad beat. I didn't get a single, uh, I didn't get a single Shiny."}, {"start": 46946.92, "end": 46963.92, "text": " Yeah, there's definitely not shite."}, {"start": 46963.92, "end": 46980.24, "text": " Holy shit, I can go Zoe 3! Wait, if I didn't shoot or deco my Mordekaiser, I could've actually"}, {"start": 46980.24, "end": 47006.2, "text": " one's only three. Fuck. Ten AS, ten armor, and more. Three, three four-costs. Vanguard,"}, {"start": 47006.200000000004, "end": 47009.600000000006, "text": " Vanguard, Gimsu, BF, what do you mean is he's not down here?"}, {"start": 47009.600000000006, "end": 47011.600000000006, "text": " I mean he's going inside right, surely?"}, {"start": 47011.600000000006, "end": 47015.600000000006, "text": " I'm getting kind of scared when he's holding up, he's holding up a nuke."}, {"start": 47023.600000000006, "end": 47026.600000000006, "text": " Alright, if I hit Zoe3, I actually win this game."}, {"start": 47026.600000000006, "end": 47028.600000000006, "text": " They should have just fucking rolled me."}, {"start": 47036.200000000004, "end": 47041.200000000004, "text": " But I know this is the best arbor in the game because when I was only 2-0, I was just like 68 damage."}, {"start": 47050.200000000004, "end": 47054.200000000004, "text": " 10 EAT for more of the old random boon with a BS sword and nothing matches."}, {"start": 47054.200000000004, "end": 47075.200000000004, "text": " I have a fucking BS on hand."}, {"start": 47075.200000000004, "end": 47078.200000000004, "text": " I mean, someone has to kill the fucking... someone has to kill the fucking rod."}, {"start": 47078.200000000004, "end": 47085.200000000004, "text": " Then there's probably the Gumbelid, I guess."}, {"start": 47085.200000000004, "end": 47091.200000000004, "text": " And then it's probably step-ass heart, and then half void or probably void."}, {"start": 47091.200000000004, "end": 47098.200000000004, "text": " And then if I get chained, it's just step-assed, and then..."}, {"start": 47104.200000000004, "end": 47107.200000000004, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 47108.200000000004, "end": 47112.200000000004, "text": " What is this guy playing?"}, {"start": 47112.200000000004, "end": 47114.200000000004, "text": " He's GA on guard breakers?"}, {"start": 47114.200000000004, "end": 47118.200000000004, "text": " What the fuck are these guys' items?"}, {"start": 47118.200000000004, "end": 47128.200000000004, "text": " Gets you over here, guard breaker over here, GA on..."}, {"start": 47128.200000000004, "end": 47130.200000000004, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 47138.200000000004, "end": 47144.9, "text": " If I win this round, I'm probably just gonna hold in on 4-1, before all the new news are"}, {"start": 47144.9, "end": 47145.9, "text": " gone."}, {"start": 47145.9, "end": 47146.9, "text": " Like what is this guy even doing?"}, {"start": 47146.9, "end": 47149.16, "text": " Cargoyle over here to..."}, {"start": 47149.16, "end": 47150.66, "text": " Bro what?"}, {"start": 47150.66, "end": 47155.12, "text": " No no no no no no!"}, {"start": 47155.12, "end": 47174.880000000005, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 47174.880000000005, "end": 47180.44, "text": " Wait, I think he's playing- Oh no, he's just ditching Stargazer."}, {"start": 47180.44, "end": 47183.44, "text": " I'm pretty sure he's playing Leona."}, {"start": 47183.44, "end": 47188.0, "text": " wait if I don't win this round I have to for three it but then every new new is"}, {"start": 47188.0, "end": 47190.880000000005, "text": " gonna be out of the pool man"}, {"start": 47192.64, "end": 47196.64, "text": " no"}, {"start": 47197.48, "end": 47200.48, "text": " no"}, {"start": 47200.48, "end": 47213.98, "text": " I mean, I should probably actually sack two though, because then I have more money to roll"}, {"start": 47213.98, "end": 47214.98, "text": " for Zoe."}, {"start": 47214.98, "end": 47224.280000000006, "text": " I mean, this guy's holding Nunu for sure, but they're contested on that shit."}, {"start": 47224.280000000006, "end": 47227.280000000006, "text": " I mean, that guy's playing mech."}, {"start": 47227.280000000006, "end": 47230.280000000006, "text": " Honestly, I don't think there's that many people even holding Nunu."}, {"start": 47230.28, "end": 47232.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 47242.56, "end": 47244.56, "text": " Need a spark"}, {"start": 47260.28, "end": 47276.88, "text": " Okay, uh, TG on... I'll just see who this one is for now, who cares."}, {"start": 47276.88, "end": 47281.44, "text": " And then I can just go... I mean, it's probably not children."}, {"start": 47281.44, "end": 47288.88, "text": " I mean, I probably don't want love, because I actually don't mind making children."}, {"start": 47288.88, "end": 47290.88, "text": " and then now I can just go front guard"}, {"start": 47290.88, "end": 47292.88, "text": " it's a bit better already"}, {"start": 47292.88, "end": 47294.88, "text": " and then"}, {"start": 47294.88, "end": 47296.88, "text": " do I care what Galio do?"}, {"start": 47300.88, "end": 47302.88, "text": " can I make front guard actually win this round?"}, {"start": 47302.88, "end": 47304.88, "text": " I'm a one off of the dude"}, {"start": 47306.88, "end": 47308.88, "text": " and then I have BF, rod, chain"}, {"start": 47310.88, "end": 47312.88, "text": " make 20"}, {"start": 47314.88, "end": 47316.88, "text": " climb the ladder, earth, exiles on band guards"}, {"start": 47318.88, "end": 47340.84, "text": " Cybernetic implants, oh fuck you, Jirni, Cologne, Cypher's probably in there, okay?"}, {"start": 47340.84, "end": 47345.719999999994, "text": " I'm pretty sure I can just Niko Nudu and just go 9, yes, yes, I mean no one give"}, {"start": 47345.72, "end": 47350.72, "text": " the fuck about this stupid ass little walkie-talkie. You're right. He's right."}, {"start": 47350.72, "end": 47356.72, "text": " I don't have all the singles on G.D.s. I'm the only three."}, {"start": 47356.72, "end": 47358.72, "text": " J."}, {"start": 47362.72, "end": 47366.72, "text": " I should probably itemize that unit though."}, {"start": 47375.72, "end": 47382.72, "text": " the"}, {"start": 47382.72, "end": 47383.4, "text": " jg"}, {"start": 47383.4, "end": 47385.880000000005, "text": " jg void plus"}, {"start": 47385.880000000005, "end": 47389.880000000005, "text": " gumbly"}, {"start": 47389.880000000005, "end": 47392.880000000005, "text": " jg void gumbly"}, {"start": 47392.880000000005, "end": 47399.880000000005, "text": " jg void gumbly"}, {"start": 47405.72, "end": 47412.72, "text": " I mean, it doesn't matter. You're guaranteed the blog. This unit is fucking ass."}, {"start": 47435.72, "end": 47437.72, "text": " Radiant gargoyle"}, {"start": 47451.72, "end": 47459.520000000004, "text": " Expedition oh my god. Oh no watch up my my uh my zoe you ass"}, {"start": 47460.700000000004, "end": 47464.46, "text": " No, this zoe unit is actually broken. I just natural to zoe through this game"}, {"start": 47465.72, "end": 47467.72, "text": " I"}, {"start": 47495.72, "end": 47497.72, "text": " The Blonkin Shop?"}, {"start": 47497.72, "end": 47502.72, "text": " I mean it's playing the movie we rule."}, {"start": 47502.72, "end": 47507.72, "text": " How many removers do I have?"}, {"start": 47507.72, "end": 47515.72, "text": " I mean I'm probably always going to commit the TG onto the Lally anyway."}, {"start": 47515.72, "end": 47522.72, "text": " It says I probably need one TG if I hit like Morgana do, and then I also need a saver."}, {"start": 47522.72, "end": 47525.840000000004, "text": " I'm probably just gonna keep because this belt could easily be guardbreaker"}, {"start": 47527.840000000004, "end": 47533.3, "text": " And then I just roll until a frontline item plus like a GS like bow plus finish frontline item"}, {"start": 47538.28, "end": 47544.54, "text": " The arbiter is when enough arbiter deals damage 10 times a game totally peed but every time the zoe cast"}, {"start": 47544.54, "end": 47546.54, "text": " You can basically use game like"}, {"start": 47549.48, "end": 47551.48, "text": " It's way better than the attract one"}, {"start": 47552.72, "end": 47554.72, "text": " Look at this Zoe damage."}, {"start": 47562.72, "end": 47564.72, "text": " I naturaled this shit."}, {"start": 47571.72, "end": 47575.72, "text": " The moment I hit Zoe 3, like new 2v3s are already giga stable."}, {"start": 47576.72, "end": 47578.72, "text": " And it's about to be even more stable."}, {"start": 47578.72, "end": 47580.72, "text": " Because I'm about to get..."}, {"start": 47582.72, "end": 47594.92, "text": " I'm kind of got like tier plus a belt item I also want to my tier tier because I'm pretty"}, {"start": 47594.92, "end": 47601.0, "text": " sure Shogen is really good or like just a mana item on this Arbiter."}, {"start": 47601.0, "end": 47603.0, "text": " You knew too!"}, {"start": 47604.0, "end": 47606.0, "text": " Space Grove plus one?"}, {"start": 47617.0, "end": 47619.0, "text": " I think he's dead."}, {"start": 47631.0, "end": 47650.68, "text": " I mean I could go GS plus like GS plus spark I mean isn't that actually fine"}, {"start": 47650.68, "end": 47657.68, "text": " I'm gonna have boy button gears."}, {"start": 47657.68, "end": 47659.68, "text": " Eh, it's good enough, whatever."}, {"start": 47659.68, "end": 47661.68, "text": " I don't want to spend more gold."}, {"start": 47661.68, "end": 47665.68, "text": " She's just way too good here."}, {"start": 47665.68, "end": 47668.68, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 47668.68, "end": 47674.68, "text": " Mmmmmm."}, {"start": 47674.68, "end": 47679.68, "text": " GG or Gumblyd on the block."}, {"start": 47679.68, "end": 47690.68, "text": " I'll have long two, obviously, but it's probably JG, right, because if I go Gumblade over here I can just go like middle, what's it called."}, {"start": 47690.68, "end": 47691.68, "text": " He's right."}, {"start": 47702.68, "end": 47703.68, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 47703.68, "end": 47705.68, "text": " I didn't just open my door."}, {"start": 47705.68, "end": 47707.68, "text": " Oh, honey."}, {"start": 47707.68, "end": 47708.68, "text": " Come on, honey."}, {"start": 47726.68, "end": 47728.68, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 47728.68, "end": 47729.68, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 47735.68, "end": 47747.16, "text": " One hour ago you said Gumblade, Trash on the Lock, make a decision already."}, {"start": 47747.16, "end": 47764.4, "text": " I had extra swords, God forbid I make some fucking items, and I tried to kill the swords."}, {"start": 47764.4, "end": 47768.92, "text": " I would much rather have Gensu GS Rabbidons every game."}, {"start": 47768.92, "end": 47772.880000000005, "text": " That's Bo-Rod Bo-VF Rod Rod."}, {"start": 47772.88, "end": 47779.88, "text": " Oh great, expedition radiant gargoyle GG."}, {"start": 47779.88, "end": 47788.88, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god."}, {"start": 47788.88, "end": 47804.88, "text": " I'm looking at this fight is for sure reading about what I'm just reading about."}, {"start": 47804.88, "end": 47805.88, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 47805.88, "end": 47811.88, "text": " I don't want to read your page."}, {"start": 47811.88, "end": 47812.88, "text": " 40 to the level."}, {"start": 47812.88, "end": 47817.88, "text": " I'm done with that one more."}, {"start": 47817.88, "end": 47822.759999999995, "text": " next turn it's 36 next turn because I'm already 36 I'll be at like 60 something"}, {"start": 47822.759999999995, "end": 47825.88, "text": " gold and then I'll have three items so it's actually gigavalue would have a"}, {"start": 47825.88, "end": 47829.96, "text": " blonde too and then I mean 40 gold if I don't have a blonde too that's that's"}, {"start": 47829.96, "end": 47832.439999999995, "text": " unbelievable"}, {"start": 47833.24, "end": 47836.92, "text": " how does that die he's so strong"}, {"start": 47839.24, "end": 47842.439999999995, "text": " there's no will plus two"}, {"start": 47847.88, "end": 47850.88, "text": " I'm like, you can pass it again."}, {"start": 47853.88, "end": 47855.88, "text": " I'm gonna kill some of you."}, {"start": 47856.88, "end": 47858.88, "text": " And it's 50 gears."}, {"start": 47858.88, "end": 47859.88, "text": " 44."}, {"start": 47860.88, "end": 47861.88, "text": " I'm just loving for Rora."}, {"start": 47861.88, "end": 47863.88, "text": " Pretty later, it's pretty good."}, {"start": 47863.88, "end": 47868.88, "text": " And then I'll drop the- I wanna drop down to 2 Arbiter if I have, let's see what I think."}, {"start": 47871.88, "end": 47873.88, "text": " I can go Nashor, Tube, JG."}, {"start": 47873.88, "end": 47876.88, "text": " Nashor, Tube, JG together, and I'm just gonna go over here."}, {"start": 47877.88, "end": 47887.88, "text": " I'm not sure you can't miss."}, {"start": 47917.88, "end": 47943.88, "text": " I would drop the auto for Blitzcrank every time, but I mean I was only 3 so I'm kind of down the way until Blitz 2."}, {"start": 47947.88, "end": 47965.88, "text": " Wait, does this shepherd?"}, {"start": 47995.88, "end": 48008.079999999994, "text": " How come when I play Corky Riven, it's not nearly as strong?"}, {"start": 48008.079999999994, "end": 48018.159999999996, "text": " Okay, honestly I just look at his auto-step life."}, {"start": 48018.159999999996, "end": 48021.88, "text": " I mean his tier 1 is giving me 3 BF Swords, also he's level 9 with tons of stats and"}, {"start": 48021.88, "end": 48022.88, "text": " he has dual lotus."}, {"start": 48022.88, "end": 48024.88, "text": " I mean, he's actually strong as fuck."}, {"start": 48031.88, "end": 48033.88, "text": " How much is 2 Arbiter? I probably gave him an E."}, {"start": 48036.88, "end": 48038.88, "text": " Honestly, is Blitz 2 even stronger?"}, {"start": 48040.88, "end": 48042.88, "text": " Is Blitz 2 even stronger than..."}, {"start": 48044.88, "end": 48046.88, "text": " than the Yoda when I have the Zoey 3?"}, {"start": 48052.88, "end": 48054.88, "text": " I"}, {"start": 48058.2, "end": 48060.36, "text": " Mean I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be fighting this guy"}, {"start": 48062.64, "end": 48064.64, "text": " So I might as well go bramble and just bill for him"}, {"start": 48064.64, "end": 48070.64, "text": " I don't see it on the bench. I only want to move her."}, {"start": 48078.64, "end": 48084.64, "text": " Oh no, Blitz is busted by Zoe 3. I mean Zoe 3 has to be good."}, {"start": 48094.64, "end": 48111.76, "text": " I mean, I only lost this because I don't have Bramble Slam, or I don't have an actual item."}, {"start": 48111.76, "end": 48116.56, "text": " I could have killed him off, and then I think this guy's losing as well, man."}, {"start": 48116.56, "end": 48117.56, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 48117.56, "end": 48122.659999999996, "text": " Okay, I'm actually kinda scared because now, if I go Bramble against this matchup"}, {"start": 48122.66, "end": 48125.66, "text": " And then this guy doesn't beat this guy, and then this guy..."}, {"start": 48126.9, "end": 48129.66, "text": " And then I'm stuck with a bramble on this, and then GG."}, {"start": 48145.82000000001, "end": 48147.98, "text": " I guess I can go like Sona and drop, no?"}, {"start": 48149.700000000004, "end": 48151.86, "text": " I don't care, I'm gonna beat this guy, I don't wanna fuck."}, {"start": 48152.66, "end": 48158.16, "text": " Oh wait, why don't I just move this fork anyway?"}, {"start": 48158.16, "end": 48161.840000000004, "text": " No, but then the thing is this guy might stay alive and then I don't want Bramble's"}, {"start": 48161.840000000004, "end": 48167.16, "text": " tongue on it."}, {"start": 48167.16, "end": 48168.36, "text": " This is another Bramble dip."}, {"start": 48168.36, "end": 48172.04, "text": " I just sacked another life, man."}, {"start": 48172.04, "end": 48175.280000000006, "text": " He's alive."}, {"start": 48175.280000000006, "end": 48177.4, "text": " I just sacked another life."}, {"start": 48177.4, "end": 48183.4, "text": " I mean I'm fighting this guy now, so Breville sucks."}, {"start": 48191.4, "end": 48194.4, "text": " And then this matchup I can go middle, I'm pretty sure I'll kill him."}, {"start": 48195.4, "end": 48199.4, "text": " There's no way I die, I have to get 4-0. If I get 4-0, that is what it is."}, {"start": 48199.4, "end": 48206.74, "text": " And I'm pretty sure he's fighting- I'm fighting clone guarantee."}, {"start": 48206.74, "end": 48210.98, "text": " And surely some shit doesn't work on the clone, and then he's fighting real this time so"}, {"start": 48210.98, "end": 48228.12, "text": " maybe he loses."}, {"start": 48228.12, "end": 48229.98, "text": " My Morgana didn't cast."}, {"start": 48232.420000000006, "end": 48233.86, "text": " I'm dead!"}, {"start": 48233.86, "end": 48236.200000000004, "text": " I went third!"}, {"start": 48236.200000000004, "end": 48238.3, "text": " I could've killed this guy off!"}, {"start": 48238.3, "end": 48241.4, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 48241.4, "end": 48243.420000000006, "text": " I could've killed him off,"}, {"start": 48243.420000000006, "end": 48245.5, "text": " and I would've went guaranteed top two."}, {"start": 48247.46, "end": 48248.96, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 48253.58, "end": 48255.54, "text": " I got 10 for a third."}, {"start": 48258.12, "end": 48268.12, "text": " I'll get it."}, {"start": 48268.12, "end": 48278.12, "text": " I'll get it."}, {"start": 48278.12, "end": 48285.12, "text": " I'm going to go to bed."}, {"start": 48308.12, "end": 48318.12, "text": " I will follow this pack until the end."}, {"start": 48318.12, "end": 48327.12, "text": " I just set the screenshot of the board that I fought on stage 3 and Cessigun just replied"}, {"start": 48327.12, "end": 48328.12, "text": " dot dot dot."}, {"start": 48358.12, "end": 48360.12, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 48360.12, "end": 48362.12, "text": " Brush is too- wait, Loki?"}, {"start": 48362.12, "end": 48372.12, "text": " You know what's broken on this galaxy is, uh, it's Cho'Gath Ezreal."}, {"start": 48372.12, "end": 48384.12, "text": " Like, if you roll something, like, something like this, your suitcases are actually broken."}, {"start": 48414.12, "end": 48424.12, "text": " I mean it's Arbiter fucking sucks though, but..."}, {"start": 48424.12, "end": 48426.12, "text": " I'm just trying to wait."}, {"start": 48439.12, "end": 48442.12, "text": " Shepard Arbiter. I mean, this Arbiter fucking sucks, though, but..."}, {"start": 48444.12, "end": 48446.12, "text": " Shepard."}, {"start": 48448.12, "end": 48451.12, "text": " What was the Arbiter that I'd selected again?"}, {"start": 48454.12, "end": 48458.12, "text": " When an Arbiter deals damage, 10 times they gain Attack Speed."}, {"start": 48458.12, "end": 48460.12, "text": " Is this broken on anything?"}, {"start": 48466.12, "end": 48469.12, "text": " 10 instances of damage gives Attack Speed."}, {"start": 48477.12, "end": 48479.12, "text": " Oh, Arbiter Vex?"}, {"start": 48479.12, "end": 48481.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 48488.280000000006, "end": 48493.840000000004, "text": " Wait Arbiter Vex sounds fucking broken actually it's so much of that"}, {"start": 48499.48, "end": 48505.96, "text": " Is there is there anything else with a lot of instances of damage, oh, maybe like talent"}, {"start": 48509.12, "end": 48511.12, "text": " Have something good?"}, {"start": 48511.12, "end": 48513.12, "text": " Rek'Sai?"}, {"start": 48513.12, "end": 48515.12, "text": " Kill?"}, {"start": 48515.12, "end": 48517.12, "text": " Oh, Graves?"}, {"start": 48517.12, "end": 48519.12, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 48519.12, "end": 48521.12, "text": " Wait, the butt shot Graves sounds fucking broken."}, {"start": 48523.12, "end": 48525.12, "text": " But why don't I just play Vex?"}, {"start": 48525.12, "end": 48527.12, "text": " Cause I have Shepard."}, {"start": 48535.12, "end": 48537.12, "text": " I might lose the round, I lose the round."}, {"start": 48537.12, "end": 48557.68, "text": " Well honestly if you have like an early graze you just go like vertical buckshot with QSS."}, {"start": 48557.68, "end": 48567.68, "text": " I don't think you need to attack that fast if you can't do it with me."}, {"start": 48567.68, "end": 48568.68, "text": " Shepard."}, {"start": 48568.68, "end": 48569.68, "text": " Friar too."}, {"start": 48569.68, "end": 48578.68, "text": " I mean, you're just too afraid."}, {"start": 48608.68, "end": 48628.58, "text": " I hope it was cryogenic and he's smart enough to realize that he should be playing towards"}, {"start": 48628.58, "end": 48629.58, "text": " mech."}, {"start": 48629.58, "end": 48630.58, "text": " Cosmic types."}, {"start": 48630.58, "end": 48631.58, "text": " Or the gloves."}, {"start": 48661.58, "end": 48668.58, "text": " I'm at one the previous round."}, {"start": 48668.58, "end": 48678.58, "text": " Honestly, I'm pretty sure I just beat everyone anyway."}, {"start": 48678.58, "end": 48685.58, "text": " But I don't really want to, like, leona."}, {"start": 48685.58, "end": 48695.58, "text": " Okay, if I fight this guy, I'm down to try to strengthen the vehicles."}, {"start": 48695.58, "end": 48697.58, "text": " And just sell the Parlorians next turn."}, {"start": 48697.58, "end": 48704.58, "text": " I mean, that's not even bad."}, {"start": 48704.58, "end": 48710.58, "text": " And then I just make 20 next turn."}, {"start": 48710.58, "end": 48713.060000000005, "text": " I mean, it's my last run apart for Nian, so hopefully I get..."}, {"start": 48718.9, "end": 48719.4, "text": " No."}, {"start": 48722.26, "end": 48722.76, "text": " Shepard."}, {"start": 48727.5, "end": 48728.0, "text": " Shepard."}, {"start": 48732.66, "end": 48733.54, "text": " Is there a Vanguard?"}, {"start": 48740.58, "end": 48757.58, "text": " Just look at my spot."}, {"start": 48757.58, "end": 48759.22, "text": " Wait, low-key?"}, {"start": 48759.22, "end": 48762.14, "text": " Can you get away with no gintu?"}, {"start": 48762.14, "end": 48765.3, "text": " and an Arbiter deals damage 10 times, they gain 8% attack speed."}, {"start": 48782.5, "end": 48784.0, "text": " Also, I should probably give H3 to MPC."}, {"start": 48784.0, "end": 48786.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 48791.44, "end": 48798.72, "text": " Don't I mean the owners for sure. I'm doing a yeah, I mean it was probably not on my phone award. I can also play seven Shepherd"}, {"start": 48810.56, "end": 48812.56, "text": " It's actually doing"}, {"start": 48814.0, "end": 48826.24, "text": " what the fuck are these items I mean if I'm like seven shepherd into it's a"}, {"start": 48826.24, "end": 48829.68, "text": " bard carry it's actually good"}, {"start": 48829.68, "end": 48834.68, "text": " Is there a vanguard?"}, {"start": 48834.68, "end": 48839.68, "text": " Wait, is he even barred away?"}, {"start": 48839.68, "end": 48844.68, "text": " Who is it?"}, {"start": 48844.68, "end": 48849.68, "text": " 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6."}, {"start": 48849.68, "end": 48854.68, "text": " No, it's actually good."}, {"start": 48854.68, "end": 48856.68, "text": " I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 48856.68, "end": 48874.28, "text": " That way I can actually essentially do the, and then I just play Bartholme, and Bartholme"}, {"start": 48874.28, "end": 48884.36, "text": " just watch out for the entire board."}, {"start": 48884.36, "end": 48889.92, "text": " I think I slammed and lost anyway."}, {"start": 48889.92, "end": 48894.96, "text": " I just slammed Shogen JG and lost anyway."}, {"start": 48894.96, "end": 48898.28, "text": " My tan."}, {"start": 48898.28, "end": 48903.32, "text": " Partial Ascension, lineup."}, {"start": 48903.32, "end": 48910.32, "text": " I wonder what if I just did this, but..."}, {"start": 48920.32, "end": 48923.12, "text": " I mean, if I'm actually playing vertical..."}, {"start": 48923.12, "end": 48926.72, "text": " I thought I was going to charge off if I'm playing vertical."}, {"start": 48926.72, "end": 48928.12, "text": " I need to grab bagged."}, {"start": 48928.12, "end": 48930.32, "text": " Second wave."}, {"start": 48930.32, "end": 48941.32, "text": " I am fucking broke."}, {"start": 48941.32, "end": 48952.32, "text": " Whatever, this is where you go on who cares."}, {"start": 48952.32, "end": 48962.32, "text": " Shogun GG, Sheppard plus one."}, {"start": 48962.32, "end": 48972.32, "text": " The whole team is Sheppard on Casper in 12%?"}, {"start": 48972.32, "end": 48982.32, "text": " I don't know what the sign on it."}, {"start": 48982.32, "end": 48992.32, "text": " I don't know what the sign on it."}, {"start": 49022.32, "end": 49029.84, "text": " do I not play if I want to play shepherd five shepherd do I just not play Zoe if I"}, {"start": 49029.84, "end": 49039.24, "text": " want to play shepherd I can play like five shepherd for Vanguard but if I but"}, {"start": 49039.24, "end": 49049.159999999996, "text": " I'm pretty sure I just drop for Vanguard if I find if I find Sona and then I"}, {"start": 49049.16, "end": 49052.16, "text": " I just play a loli2 plus a new new 2. A loli2, new new 2?"}, {"start": 49059.5, "end": 49061.0, "text": " Wait, this has to be good actually."}, {"start": 49065.04, "end": 49066.16, "text": " Wait, this actually has to be good."}, {"start": 49068.54, "end": 49069.66, "text": " Wait, there's a lblanc and a loli."}, {"start": 49071.26, "end": 49072.060000000005, "text": " I mean, it's probably a lblanc."}, {"start": 49075.18, "end": 49076.560000000005, "text": " I mean, it is a lblanc for sure. Fuck my tan."}, {"start": 49076.56, "end": 49083.18, "text": " Okay, uh, wait, it actually has to be good you just you just put some mana unit"}, {"start": 49095.799999999996, "end": 49097.799999999996, "text": " In the corner"}, {"start": 49101.2, "end": 49103.2, "text": " Well, I'll probably put it"}, {"start": 49106.56, "end": 49109.159999999996, "text": " Okay, I mean I'll use it later, I think."}, {"start": 49114.56, "end": 49117.36, "text": " I put this one here and then my Kinsu carries in the corner."}, {"start": 49117.36, "end": 49120.36, "text": " But then eventually it's going to be a Shepard unit with a..."}, {"start": 49120.36, "end": 49122.36, "text": " You just give mana to this position."}, {"start": 49123.36, "end": 49125.36, "text": " Now the Kinsu holder is going to be over here"}, {"start": 49125.36, "end": 49127.36, "text": " and the Shepard piece of garbage fucking Manabot"}, {"start": 49127.36, "end": 49130.36, "text": " is going to be over here just giving mana to Bea and Dayan."}, {"start": 49131.36, "end": 49133.36, "text": " And this unit is just going to cast a million times"}, {"start": 49133.36, "end": 49135.36, "text": " and just give my entire board 5 million AP GG."}, {"start": 49136.56, "end": 49137.56, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 49151.56, "end": 49154.56, "text": " And then every time I cast it just gives my entire board 20 AP."}, {"start": 49155.56, "end": 49156.56, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 49157.56, "end": 49159.56, "text": " Oh, missed the d6."}, {"start": 49159.56, "end": 49167.68, "text": " I mean you don't even need ginsu man my Arbiter is, when an Arbiter deals damage 10 times it"}, {"start": 49167.68, "end": 49170.96, "text": " doesn't matter who cares."}, {"start": 49170.96, "end": 49180.0, "text": " Now I'm pretty sure this guy gets griefed when you, when you uh, when you swap with"}, {"start": 49180.0, "end": 49181.0, "text": " a 7."}, {"start": 49181.0, "end": 49188.799999999996, "text": " Unless it's still being made."}, {"start": 49188.8, "end": 49192.96000000001, "text": " Like when you swap at the 7, does it lose its stacks?"}, {"start": 49196.880000000005, "end": 49200.16, "text": " Cause that's what it was with that one Summon Tree, like way back."}, {"start": 49205.600000000006, "end": 49206.8, "text": " Oh that was the only one."}, {"start": 49206.8, "end": 49222.880000000005, "text": " and the thing is it's like the moment you you you the moment you you remove her"}, {"start": 49222.880000000005, "end": 49225.880000000005, "text": " this and it drops down to five if you're losing the sex anyway it should"}, {"start": 49225.880000000005, "end": 49245.32000000001, "text": " I just realized I didn't even have I didn't even have I'm actually probably"}, {"start": 49245.32000000001, "end": 49249.36000000001, "text": " gonna play five shepherd and I just don't play Zoe and then I just play"}, {"start": 49249.36, "end": 49266.82, "text": " Shepard Karma. Shepard Karma with, uh, Shogun Arbiter, and then Boi JG. Oh, holy shit. I'm"}, {"start": 49266.82, "end": 49269.82, "text": " I'm gigahyroling! I got a full Sunfire Gate!"}, {"start": 49285.82, "end": 49289.82, "text": " Surely the Savings Account guy didn't play towards Leblanc, right?"}, {"start": 49291.82, "end": 49293.82, "text": " NUNO TOO?!"}, {"start": 49293.82, "end": 49298.26, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 49298.26, "end": 49312.74, "text": " That's my best unit."}, {"start": 49312.74, "end": 49316.3, "text": " What are some shepherds that are missing?"}, {"start": 49316.3, "end": 49325.98, "text": " Make sure to hold Sona."}, {"start": 49325.98, "end": 49328.14, "text": " I'm the Attacier on this Leblanc is not even bad."}, {"start": 49328.14, "end": 49329.14, "text": " No joke."}, {"start": 49329.14, "end": 49332.54, "text": " Like that's actually pretty respectful considering no Gensu."}, {"start": 49332.54, "end": 49338.54, "text": " I didn't kill a single unit."}, {"start": 49338.54, "end": 49363.1, "text": " And Nunu 2 is gone."}, {"start": 49363.1, "end": 49368.7, "text": " fireboard glass cannon on backline and the tool loads already have a jg arcane"}, {"start": 49368.7, "end": 49375.659999999996, "text": " victory honestly that's a pretty good second wind I'm actually kind of down"}, {"start": 49375.66, "end": 49377.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 49389.380000000005, "end": 49396.14000000001, "text": " Breathe Shepherd breeze the block to I don't have a single car though"}, {"start": 49405.66, "end": 49408.060000000005, "text": " Also, my allowee is one-star. I also have a team on my board."}, {"start": 49409.26, "end": 49411.82000000001, "text": " BoiJG, Shogun, whatever the fuck this is."}, {"start": 49412.94, "end": 49416.060000000005, "text": " Oh, god... I mean, probably there's no QSS or something."}, {"start": 49419.98, "end": 49421.340000000004, "text": " I don't have a single Nunu."}, {"start": 49428.46000000001, "end": 49430.700000000004, "text": " Wait, is this gonna be a karma or whatever what they call it?"}, {"start": 49432.14000000001, "end": 49433.5, "text": " Oh, oh, there's a Nunu in here!"}, {"start": 49433.5, "end": 49440.5, "text": " I've been looking at this damage, it's actually respectable!"}, {"start": 49440.5, "end": 49465.5, "text": " How many removers do I have?"}, {"start": 49465.5, "end": 49484.7, "text": " No, no, 250 gold I make some pasta on them"}, {"start": 49495.5, "end": 49501.98, "text": " Okay, if I find one karma, isn't my board actually good?"}, {"start": 49501.98, "end": 49505.94, "text": " Because I can just drop Mordekaiser for this game."}, {"start": 49505.94, "end": 49509.34, "text": " I just drop Mordekaiser for karma."}, {"start": 49509.34, "end": 49512.74, "text": " It's actually good, and then I just go Shoshin, Arbiter, Shepard, Karma."}, {"start": 49512.74, "end": 49516.82, "text": " But it's not like I can roll anymore."}, {"start": 49516.82, "end": 49518.82, "text": " Storm eggs."}, {"start": 49518.82, "end": 49520.82, "text": " Mystery loot."}, {"start": 49520.82, "end": 49527.82, "text": " So I have two used to those here."}, {"start": 49527.82, "end": 49532.82, "text": " Karma?"}, {"start": 49546.82, "end": 49549.82, "text": " Glove?"}, {"start": 49550.82, "end": 49558.68, "text": " I actually wouldn't mind making Q with this."}, {"start": 49558.68, "end": 49559.68, "text": " How many cameras are gone man?"}, {"start": 49559.68, "end": 49562.12, "text": " Let me just check."}, {"start": 49562.12, "end": 49563.62, "text": " Zero?"}, {"start": 49563.62, "end": 49564.62, "text": " Zero?"}, {"start": 49564.62, "end": 49565.62, "text": " One?"}, {"start": 49565.62, "end": 49566.62, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 49566.62, "end": 49567.62, "text": " I'm fighting him!"}, {"start": 49567.62, "end": 49568.62, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 49568.62, "end": 49569.62, "text": " I mean this has to be a bad beat."}, {"start": 49569.62, "end": 49570.62, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 49570.62, "end": 49571.62, "text": " I'm fighting him!"}, {"start": 49571.62, "end": 49572.62, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 49572.62, "end": 49573.62, "text": " I mean this has to be a bad beat."}, {"start": 49573.62, "end": 49574.62, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 49574.62, "end": 49575.62, "text": " I mean this has to be a bad beat."}, {"start": 49575.62, "end": 49576.62, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 49576.62, "end": 49601.380000000005, "text": " Also, I actually just been rolling until karma."}, {"start": 49601.380000000005, "end": 49603.26, "text": " What the fuck is this man?"}, {"start": 49603.26, "end": 49604.26, "text": " Give me karma."}, {"start": 49604.26, "end": 49611.18, "text": " It's just a GG a lot we choose also a GG. Okay a lot we choose I'm done rolling for sure"}, {"start": 49614.66, "end": 49616.66, "text": " How many removers do I have"}, {"start": 49618.380000000005, "end": 49620.380000000005, "text": " I mean surely I can find one bow"}, {"start": 49621.94, "end": 49623.94, "text": " And"}, {"start": 49623.98, "end": 49625.98, "text": " One roll fucking"}, {"start": 49627.18, "end": 49628.380000000005, "text": " I"}, {"start": 49628.380000000005, "end": 49630.82, "text": " Have it's gonna be Shogen Arbiter"}, {"start": 49630.82, "end": 49642.94, "text": " Shoujin Arbiter plus what's it called and then I just go ginsu over here"}, {"start": 49642.94, "end": 49671.94, "text": " I don't really want to roll though because I don't really care about needing to."}, {"start": 49671.94, "end": 49701.28, "text": " I'm sure that if I had one karma I don't really want to roll though oh thank you"}, {"start": 49701.28, "end": 49705.28, "text": " It's like a, it's like a shrimp. There's spinach peas, shrimp."}, {"start": 49720.88, "end": 49723.68, "text": " Okay, if I lose a round I'll roll for a karma, yes."}, {"start": 49731.28, "end": 49750.06, "text": " This guy has 2."}, {"start": 49750.06, "end": 49778.06, "text": " This guy has three."}, {"start": 49778.06, "end": 49779.06, "text": " Are you dead?"}, {"start": 49780.56, "end": 49781.56, "text": " What did they treat you?"}, {"start": 49782.36, "end": 49783.36, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 49784.659999999996, "end": 49785.659999999996, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 49800.96, "end": 49804.46, "text": " I have three items on a fucking Lissandra"}, {"start": 49804.46, "end": 49805.96, "text": " without replicator."}, {"start": 49808.06, "end": 49833.5, "text": " Surely, you can find another frontliner to play than fucking Nunu when it's 7 weight"}, {"start": 49833.5, "end": 49854.5, "text": " can test it. You motherfucker. Oh god. I mean this guy's about to die, I think he has three"}, {"start": 49854.5, "end": 49867.4, "text": " So I might as well wait for him to die because I can just go karma over this and I level for"}, {"start": 49867.4, "end": 49873.9, "text": " like something as well."}, {"start": 49873.9, "end": 49899.9, "text": " it's the promo each VHACS"}, {"start": 49899.9, "end": 49924.9, "text": " I'll give you the easy way out."}, {"start": 49929.9, "end": 49951.5, "text": " I lose Dark Star, is that okay?"}, {"start": 49951.5, "end": 49955.5, "text": " I have invoices for sure, sure, I don't know if the fuck this is our rich fucking name."}, {"start": 49955.5, "end": 49958.3, "text": " That's basically my karma. Just no dark shore. It's fine."}, {"start": 49960.38, "end": 49961.38, "text": " Shepard."}, {"start": 49964.02, "end": 49965.02, "text": " Aw, great."}, {"start": 49971.74, "end": 49974.74, "text": " This idiot will try and get him to cast a single time. Are we serious right now?"}, {"start": 49974.74, "end": 49990.82, "text": " Okay nice he's dead, but I mean I might as well just suck one more of it"}, {"start": 50004.74, "end": 50018.479999999996, "text": " And then I can maybe I can actually hit blitz right to fuck"}, {"start": 50018.479999999996, "end": 50033.32, "text": " I mean specs one but he's new to graves to fiora to shen to blitz paired and I'm carrying"}, {"start": 50033.32, "end": 50035.32, "text": " the fucking Attach Me to Arbiter Leblanc."}, {"start": 50039.32, "end": 50041.32, "text": " That was insane second one value."}, {"start": 50052.32, "end": 50054.32, "text": " And then I'm gonna- wait, oh, he died."}, {"start": 50054.32, "end": 50055.32, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 50063.32, "end": 50068.32, "text": " Is it perfect on all this turn is it 24 next turn"}, {"start": 50071.72, "end": 50073.72, "text": " 44"}, {"start": 50075.36, "end": 50077.36, "text": " 44 plus"}, {"start": 50081.0, "end": 50085.76, "text": " I mean it's just this plus karma plus morgana ABCD"}, {"start": 50091.04, "end": 50093.04, "text": " And I guess I could hold so no"}, {"start": 50123.32, "end": 50138.52, "text": " I'm not even shepherding the my shit is not upgraded Gigi Gigi Gigi Gigi"}, {"start": 50153.32, "end": 50158.32, "text": " What happened to my board?"}, {"start": 50158.32, "end": 50160.32, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 50160.32, "end": 50180.32, "text": " spread."}, {"start": 50180.32, "end": 50184.32, "text": " spreading roots when"}, {"start": 50184.32, "end": 50186.32, "text": " I don't even know"}, {"start": 50188.04, "end": 50193.94, "text": " It's not a five-shutter diff man my board died in one second my frontline"}, {"start": 50195.44, "end": 50199.82, "text": " This new to unit is pissing me the fuck off"}, {"start": 50201.48, "end": 50205.14, "text": " Your entire board is new to two"}, {"start": 50206.4, "end": 50211.9, "text": " In every fucking comp your entire board is new to two"}, {"start": 50214.32, "end": 50220.38, "text": " If you go fast nine and you have Morgana to Fiora to"}, {"start": 50222.18, "end": 50224.34, "text": " Shen to"}, {"start": 50224.34, "end": 50226.659999999996, "text": " everything to blitz to"}, {"start": 50228.46, "end": 50232.4, "text": " Everything to but you don't have new to what the fuck is the plan?"}, {"start": 50233.4, "end": 50236.5, "text": " What the fuck is the plan your front line dies in one millisecond?"}, {"start": 50236.5, "end": 50245.5, "text": " The problem with Rammus is Rammus is not tanky unless you play the stupid ass Meeksy or not"}, {"start": 50245.5, "end": 50246.5, "text": " Meeksy, Meeple."}, {"start": 50246.5, "end": 50256.5, "text": " And then if you're playing Meeple, you're probably playing, you know, is so OP, man."}, {"start": 50256.5, "end": 50257.5, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 50257.5, "end": 50266.02, "text": " Like, you can play Rammus with no Meeple, or if you have to play Meeple, you have"}, {"start": 50266.020000000004, "end": 50271.50000000001, "text": " the place of dog shit. Shogun is like the last item you make if you're going fast nine."}, {"start": 50271.50000000001, "end": 50284.54, "text": " And Bart, and then get this, you can play Malkai Tomcatch. What? What? Or you can play"}, {"start": 50284.54, "end": 50289.54, "text": " Nunu and Blitzcrank stunned their entire board twice."}, {"start": 50314.54, "end": 50344.16, "text": " I'm just sitting there with no nu nu the entire game."}, {"start": 50344.16, "end": 50346.16, "text": " pasta, go to Spock."}, {"start": 50374.16, "end": 50376.16, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 50376.16, "end": 50378.16, "text": " It's 2 AM."}, {"start": 50378.16, "end": 50380.16, "text": " Can I go to sleep?"}, {"start": 50404.16, "end": 50431.68, "text": " If I bought four of this, I'm out."}, {"start": 50431.68, "end": 50433.68, "text": " Is there any Dota starting?"}, {"start": 50441.68, "end": 50443.68, "text": " What about Lee?"}, {"start": 50443.68, "end": 50445.68, "text": " IGDLG?"}, {"start": 50445.68, "end": 50447.68, "text": " What about CS?"}, {"start": 50447.68, "end": 50449.68, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 50451.68, "end": 50453.68, "text": " TL against BG?"}, {"start": 50453.68, "end": 50455.68, "text": " T-Spirited against Gamreligion?"}, {"start": 50457.68, "end": 50459.68, "text": " It's Shuring vs. Saur?"}, {"start": 50461.68, "end": 50476.68, "text": " and"}, {"start": 50476.68, "end": 50489.68, "text": " and"}, {"start": 50489.68, "end": 50500.36, "text": " If you guys haven't, if you guys don't, I mean I only have like 5 games played of Dota,"}, {"start": 50500.36, "end": 50509.92, "text": " but if you've never watched Dota, you should honestly give Dota a chance."}, {"start": 50509.92, "end": 50512.76, "text": " Dota is actually fun as fuck to watch."}, {"start": 50512.76, "end": 50513.76, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 50513.76, "end": 50514.76, "text": " No thanks."}, {"start": 50514.76, "end": 50515.76, "text": " Bye bye."}, {"start": 50515.76, "end": 50516.76, "text": " Bye bye."}, {"start": 50516.76, "end": 50517.76, "text": " Bye bye."}, {"start": 50517.76, "end": 50518.76, "text": " Bye bye."}, {"start": 50518.76, "end": 50526.520000000004, "text": " It's actually a good game to watch"}, {"start": 50534.64, "end": 50539.3, "text": " Like the cool thing about Dota is I feel like the champs actually have like a role"}, {"start": 50539.8, "end": 50543.58, "text": " Like me or legends nowadays everyone every champion has the same fucking game"}, {"start": 50544.76, "end": 50546.76, "text": " They just have like some mobility"}, {"start": 50546.76, "end": 50551.62, "text": " some like probably some like auto reset some like a we some single target and"}, {"start": 50551.62, "end": 50556.0, "text": " just call it a day like but I feel like in Dota like every every champ actually"}, {"start": 50556.0, "end": 50564.66, "text": " you're not every champ like a lot just have like a like a like a whatever man"}, {"start": 50576.76, "end": 50594.520000000004, "text": " You never finish your arguments, bro."}, {"start": 50594.520000000004, "end": 50603.240000000005, "text": " You know, this has made League a lot more enjoyable, oh yeah."}, {"start": 50603.24, "end": 50611.2, "text": " But I think the problem with League nowadays is that I feel like Dragons are 2-0-p and"}, {"start": 50611.2, "end": 50614.6, "text": " every single game it's just like you just sit there and you just like slowly accumulate"}, {"start": 50614.6, "end": 50620.119999999995, "text": " Leads and then most of the time it's just like the team that gets the 4 Dragons can"}, {"start": 50620.119999999995, "end": 50621.68, "text": " actually close the game."}, {"start": 50621.68, "end": 50626.119999999995, "text": " But like when Autocon was a thing, like yes it was a lot of coin flip and RNG, but"}, {"start": 50626.119999999995, "end": 50629.24, "text": " at least it was like you could throw the game, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 50629.24, "end": 50632.759999999995, "text": " Now it's just like okay they lost the fight but it doesn't really matter that much"}, {"start": 50632.76, "end": 50637.200000000004, "text": " because they can't they can't end and they're not gonna like pressure soul and"}, {"start": 50637.200000000004, "end": 50644.72, "text": " then you're just sitting there like it just you're just AFK waiting I can't"}, {"start": 50644.72, "end": 50667.16, "text": " But I will say that in Dota, what I think is really lame, is I don't really play- I never"}, {"start": 50667.16, "end": 50673.48, "text": " play the game, but what's lame for me is like mid to late game- oh, it's a chill game,"}, {"start": 50673.48, "end": 50674.5, "text": " It's actually a joke."}, {"start": 50674.5, "end": 50678.9, "text": " Mid to late game, they just sit there and pop the fucking..."}, {"start": 50681.5, "end": 50687.5, "text": " They pop like this smoke, where you go invisible,"}, {"start": 50687.5, "end": 50690.780000000006, "text": " and you just run around and pray you can just gank someone."}, {"start": 50690.780000000006, "end": 50692.82, "text": " Like what the fuck is that shit?"}, {"start": 50692.82, "end": 50696.22, "text": " A whole team invades and you just run around and just pray."}, {"start": 50696.22, "end": 50697.82, "text": " Like, for fuck you, man."}, {"start": 50703.48, "end": 50708.48, "text": " Wait, this is a choking for chirp."}, {"start": 50708.48, "end": 50714.48, "text": " Cause it's a, it's your sewer hex?"}, {"start": 50714.48, "end": 50725.48, "text": " It is only under map lead, bro."}, {"start": 50725.48, "end": 50754.520000000004, "text": " I mean if I actually gave a fuck I'm pretty sure I should be taking savings count and"}, {"start": 50754.520000000004, "end": 50763.36, "text": " to fuck off this garbage I mean I do give a fuck actually oh well honestly it's"}, {"start": 50763.36, "end": 50765.72, "text": " you too well"}, {"start": 50775.600000000006, "end": 50781.200000000004, "text": " if I don't roll there's so many things you know"}, {"start": 50784.520000000004, "end": 50792.98, "text": " if I don't roll cryogenic if I don't roll cryogenic or that other shit I'm"}, {"start": 50792.98, "end": 50795.82000000001, "text": " gonna be very bad"}, {"start": 50795.82, "end": 50808.82, "text": " or permanent HP"}, {"start": 50808.82, "end": 50814.82, "text": " you idiot, you didn't cast, I came"}, {"start": 50814.82, "end": 50821.82, "text": " 3 men is still good on Ezreal sir, where the fuck is my Ezreal?"}, {"start": 50821.82, "end": 50823.82, "text": " I don't have a single one, man."}, {"start": 50831.82, "end": 50833.82, "text": " In fact, this game..."}, {"start": 50835.82, "end": 50837.82, "text": " I think I'm playing, I'm playing list 3."}, {"start": 50839.82, "end": 50841.82, "text": " J...J!"}, {"start": 50843.82, "end": 50845.82, "text": " I mean, I'm an Ezreal, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 50851.82, "end": 50875.5, "text": " I have an Ezreal because of what's it called."}, {"start": 50875.5, "end": 50879.5, "text": " No, the comp's actually good if you hit at a reasonable base."}, {"start": 50905.5, "end": 50915.5, "text": " I mean, do I even want to go for a what's-a-call 3?"}, {"start": 50915.5, "end": 50919.5, "text": " I mean, am I supposed to roll once for info?"}, {"start": 50919.5, "end": 50925.5, "text": " And I won my previous round, fuck it."}, {"start": 50925.5, "end": 50941.98, "text": " I mean, I did win my previous round, and I think I lost again."}, {"start": 50941.98, "end": 50942.98, "text": " Okay, it's fine."}, {"start": 50942.98, "end": 50957.22, "text": " I don't really want to commit to... am I going to eat?"}, {"start": 50957.22, "end": 50960.100000000006, "text": " I just realized I'm also playing without early learnings."}, {"start": 50960.100000000006, "end": 50964.58, "text": " What items do you want to show?"}, {"start": 50964.58, "end": 50970.100000000006, "text": " You need a... you need Guard of Loyal... uh, Redemption, plus whatever."}, {"start": 50970.1, "end": 50975.1, "text": " 2 star 1 cost in GG."}, {"start": 50975.1, "end": 50980.1, "text": " Metal regen."}, {"start": 50980.1, "end": 50983.1, "text": " And I missed."}, {"start": 50983.1, "end": 50988.1, "text": " I could have just went to savings account."}, {"start": 50992.1, "end": 50997.1, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 50997.1, "end": 50999.1, "text": " There's no reason to think it I"}, {"start": 51004.78, "end": 51007.18, "text": " Didn't find a single Ezreal in the last decade"}, {"start": 51015.7, "end": 51018.7, "text": " I'm probably not gonna semi though, cuz I'm not convinced"}, {"start": 51018.700000000004, "end": 51035.700000000004, "text": " Can I make an econ? I didn't do the math. Oh, okay. Okay, I'm pretty sure there's always"}, {"start": 51035.700000000004, "end": 51046.98, "text": " without you then. Nope. I could have went savings account. I mean, honestly, it's not even that"}, {"start": 51046.98, "end": 51055.94, "text": " good though, because the problem is... It didn't roll cryogenic order, but each"}, {"start": 51055.94, "end": 51078.44, "text": " should be one anyway like it doesn't even matter this was sorry no savings is"}, {"start": 51078.44, "end": 51087.520000000004, "text": " broken but I'm bored man I can't I can't I cannot play another game of savings"}, {"start": 51087.520000000004, "end": 51091.28, "text": " account like I need to play this show gas no it's actually good here though like"}, {"start": 51091.28, "end": 51099.28, "text": " Like, in Gisgo, if it rolls Cryogenic, if it rolls Cryogenic or..."}, {"start": 51109.28, "end": 51113.28, "text": " Or permanent HP, it's actually good."}, {"start": 51117.28, "end": 51118.28, "text": " But I did it."}, {"start": 51119.28, "end": 51120.28, "text": " And now I'm fucked."}, {"start": 51121.28, "end": 51123.28, "text": " I"}, {"start": 51141.7, "end": 51143.7, "text": " Was billy'll look like"}, {"start": 51151.28, "end": 51156.06, "text": " Also, I'm pretty sure I should be holding atrox."}, {"start": 51156.06, "end": 51158.5, "text": " Last time I didn't hold atrox, I think I got pranked."}, {"start": 51158.5, "end": 51168.46, "text": " The singer told me to play fucking, and I just had no anti armor, no anti armor, nothing."}, {"start": 51168.46, "end": 51175.46, "text": " I'm pretty sure I should be holding any trucks."}, {"start": 51175.46, "end": 51204.46, "text": " Okay, I'm one of a togay ass."}, {"start": 51204.46, "end": 51210.9, "text": " I'm pretty sure I'm just rolling. I'm pretty sure I'm not going for a fucking"}, {"start": 51211.54, "end": 51213.54, "text": " GD"}, {"start": 51218.86, "end": 51220.86, "text": " I'm pretty sure I'm not going for Ezreal 3 though"}, {"start": 51222.34, "end": 51228.299999999996, "text": " But shouldn't I just roll until I hit like am I really going for Ezreal 3 from this spot if I'm one off and"}, {"start": 51234.46, "end": 51259.46, "text": " I'm not actually pretty good at speed items."}, {"start": 51289.46, "end": 51294.46, "text": " I could go rug up and I should just finish three items."}, {"start": 51294.46, "end": 51303.86, "text": " I'm not a key friend of Warlong's though, but I can just go IE Guard Breaker."}, {"start": 51303.86, "end": 51307.74, "text": " And I'm committed to Ezreal 3."}, {"start": 51307.74, "end": 51308.74, "text": " And I don't have a single-"}, {"start": 51308.74, "end": 51318.74, "text": " I don't think my Ezreal has a single stack."}, {"start": 51318.74, "end": 51324.24, "text": " And I have four Ezreal's."}, {"start": 51324.24, "end": 51332.74, "text": " I have four Ezreal's total."}, {"start": 51332.74, "end": 51333.74, "text": " I'm going to sleep."}, {"start": 51333.74, "end": 51336.18, "text": " I don't know what I'm doing."}, {"start": 51336.18, "end": 51344.38, "text": " I'm just sitting here trying to throw."}, {"start": 51344.38, "end": 51347.02, "text": " I mean there's no way I'm sitting here rolling for five Ezreal's."}, {"start": 51347.020000000004, "end": 51350.86, "text": " I can tell you that I just play towards six star star"}, {"start": 51364.420000000006, "end": 51370.060000000005, "text": " Or like or like I said to with a ribbon and I just play towards like gin"}, {"start": 51377.020000000004, "end": 51380.72, "text": " I mean, I'm just saying if it rolls cryogenic"}, {"start": 51381.22, "end": 51386.08, "text": " Can you even roll max HP on 35? I don't think so. I mean if it rolls cryogenic, I'm actually full back"}, {"start": 51387.420000000006, "end": 51391.880000000005, "text": " Because a 3-2 chogat is actually pretty solid. It gets like a hundred something each return. Oh"}, {"start": 51394.36, "end": 51396.36, "text": " You can"}, {"start": 51403.48, "end": 51405.48, "text": " I'm 44 HP"}, {"start": 51407.020000000004, "end": 51429.020000000004, "text": " It is not yet the time to die."}, {"start": 51429.020000000004, "end": 51442.14000000001, "text": " I mean, mana regen and task speed, probably just going to go like a task speed on Kaisa"}, {"start": 51442.14000000001, "end": 51447.22, "text": " Jhin or whatever, and then mana regen and karma, and I just do a very karma."}, {"start": 51447.22, "end": 51449.22, "text": " I mean, it's not even that bad, low-key."}, {"start": 51459.020000000004, "end": 51472.96000000001, "text": " I can still roll cryogenic on on what's it called and I'm just playing for dark star"}, {"start": 51472.96, "end": 51479.96, "text": " It's okay, there's no one playing that role in this game."}, {"start": 51479.96, "end": 51482.96, "text": " It's the whole set anyway."}, {"start": 51482.96, "end": 51497.96, "text": " I mean, if I hit him, am I back?"}, {"start": 51497.96, "end": 51499.96, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 51499.96, "end": 51504.56, "text": " Okay, I mean just look I'm actually getting some sacks"}, {"start": 51512.32, "end": 51514.32, "text": " And I have four rolls"}, {"start": 51529.96, "end": 51535.08, "text": " If I'm not kind of bored like I'm beyond for"}, {"start": 51540.2, "end": 51542.56, "text": " Like for dark star for bruiser"}, {"start": 51544.56, "end": 51546.56, "text": " Kaisa karma"}, {"start": 51553.159999999996, "end": 51557.56, "text": " If I get like a sentient, I mean it's actually getting a lot of the HP like I"}, {"start": 51557.56, "end": 51566.38, "text": " I mean, this is tankier than a lot of stuff."}, {"start": 51566.38, "end": 51573.7, "text": " A cryogenic on 4 or 5 games over."}, {"start": 51573.7, "end": 51578.299999999996, "text": " Gintsu, Gintsu, Ravadons, making scale and wand overflow, I think you'll see, you know,"}, {"start": 51578.299999999996, "end": 51583.34, "text": " I lost to someone with, like, no, no, no, like, if, if I get cryogenic, I'm actually"}, {"start": 51583.34, "end": 51584.34, "text": " back."}, {"start": 51584.340000000004, "end": 51586.340000000004, "text": " I"}, {"start": 51606.780000000006, "end": 51611.22, "text": " Drop Kaisa Karva"}, {"start": 51614.340000000004, "end": 51620.340000000004, "text": " karma to this"}, {"start": 51620.340000000004, "end": 51627.340000000004, "text": " I've got this space time on lock"}, {"start": 51627.340000000004, "end": 51631.340000000004, "text": " I don't know what the hell this is"}, {"start": 51631.340000000004, "end": 51636.340000000004, "text": " what does this look like"}, {"start": 51666.340000000004, "end": 51685.740000000005, "text": " I mean, it actually is looking pretty tanky, OP, instead of fighting the Samira one with"}, {"start": 51685.740000000005, "end": 51686.740000000005, "text": " an Archangel."}, {"start": 51746.74, "end": 51755.46, "text": " Legit nuts. Also, I don't know why I pop this. I probably want to last whisper, but I might actually just play atrox on my board"}, {"start": 51755.46, "end": 51781.46, "text": " I can't even beat Nunu, I found Nunu 16."}, {"start": 51781.46, "end": 51788.46, "text": " What's true?"}, {"start": 51803.86, "end": 51810.86, "text": " Rolls-Flocker ribbon."}, {"start": 51811.46, "end": 51815.46, "text": " I don't even know why I'm playing Dark Star."}, {"start": 51815.46, "end": 51818.46, "text": " Why am I playing Dark Star again?"}, {"start": 51818.46, "end": 51821.46, "text": " Merlo, Guardbreaker, Bow?"}, {"start": 51821.46, "end": 51823.46, "text": " I.E. GG."}, {"start": 51823.46, "end": 51826.46, "text": " I have an Ezreal on my board."}, {"start": 51826.46, "end": 51829.46, "text": " I have an Ezreal on my board."}, {"start": 51829.46, "end": 51832.46, "text": " I mean, I'm actually, I'm actually spiked."}, {"start": 51832.46, "end": 51835.46, "text": " Like Cryogenic here, I'm fullback."}, {"start": 51835.46, "end": 51837.46, "text": " I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 51841.46, "end": 51843.46, "text": " time to save the reed"}, {"start": 51855.46, "end": 51857.46, "text": " rod with cryogenic, I'm back"}, {"start": 51868.46, "end": 51870.46, "text": " that's two I'm actually at"}, {"start": 51871.46, "end": 51873.46, "text": " That's two, I'm actually back!"}, {"start": 51897.46, "end": 51899.46, "text": " Bro, I'm down to just ditch the fucking..."}, {"start": 51901.46, "end": 51915.46, "text": " open Sona. I mean I'm pretty sure I should be ditching 8 rocks. No cap."}, {"start": 51915.46, "end": 51917.46, "text": " He has ginsu and I don't."}, {"start": 51917.46, "end": 51922.46, "text": " I need a ginsu or I'll leave him there."}, {"start": 51922.46, "end": 51926.46, "text": " If I kill one more I'm alive."}, {"start": 51926.46, "end": 51933.46, "text": " I need a ginsu or I'll leave him there."}, {"start": 51933.46, "end": 51939.46, "text": " I need a ginsu or I'll leave him there."}, {"start": 51939.46, "end": 51940.58, "text": " Or a blue line day."}, {"start": 51943.299999999996, "end": 51944.659999999996, "text": " If I kill one more I'm alive."}, {"start": 51945.299999999996, "end": 51949.22, "text": " I have this choked head that's actually tanky! I just don't have any backline damage!"}, {"start": 51951.38, "end": 51953.62, "text": " I mean if I had, if I had, what's the goal, I should have won this round."}, {"start": 51957.22, "end": 51958.02, "text": " Tom Kenshi."}, {"start": 51958.02, "end": 51959.22, "text": " WERWEE! Tom Kenshi! WERWEE!"}, {"start": 51959.22, "end": 51960.659999999996, "text": " MEX DOO! FUCK IT! MEX DOO! FUCK!"}, {"start": 51960.979999999996, "end": 51963.94, "text": " Oh, GG. I'm fucked."}, {"start": 51965.14, "end": 51966.34, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 51969.46, "end": 51971.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 51986.34, "end": 51990.84, "text": " Just pray that I hit again to honey if I don't hit again to hear I'm dead"}, {"start": 51999.46, "end": 52003.46, "text": " I'm playing... I'm playing..."}, {"start": 52003.46, "end": 52007.46, "text": " I'm playing 4-3-"}, {"start": 52007.46, "end": 52011.46, "text": " Here's 3 cuts."}, {"start": 52023.46, "end": 52027.46, "text": " What am I even doing?"}, {"start": 52029.46, "end": 52031.46, "text": " I'm not even trying to win"}, {"start": 52033.54, "end": 52036.1, "text": " If this guy did an FF I would have won 8 for sure"}, {"start": 52036.1, "end": 52062.88, "text": " Chogat, you know I could have just taken, you know I was offered savings account?"}, {"start": 52062.880000000005, "end": 52066.72, "text": " I would have won the game for free. I saw 30 new news on my roll down."}, {"start": 52068.00000000001, "end": 52070.560000000005, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 52074.72, "end": 52078.00000000001, "text": " I mean, I just got bored, man. It's too boring."}, {"start": 52092.880000000005, "end": 52113.22, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 52113.22, "end": 52114.420000000006, "text": " No, no, no, bot four."}, {"start": 52114.420000000006, "end": 52117.82000000001, "text": " Uh, this is a bad beat."}, {"start": 52117.82000000001, "end": 52119.32000000001, "text": " No, no, no, bot four."}, {"start": 52119.32000000001, "end": 52121.32000000001, "text": " Oh wait, mech."}, {"start": 52121.32000000001, "end": 52122.72, "text": " Mech top two."}, {"start": 52122.72, "end": 52123.520000000004, "text": " Oh no noo!"}, {"start": 52124.32, "end": 52125.12, "text": " Oh no noo!"}, {"start": 52125.92, "end": 52126.42, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 52126.42, "end": 52126.92, "text": " No noo!"}, {"start": 52132.32, "end": 52133.520000000004, "text": " What even is my front line?"}, {"start": 52135.42, "end": 52136.82, "text": " Fucking dumbass mighty mech."}, {"start": 52146.020000000004, "end": 52148.020000000004, "text": " Why didn't I just take savings account?"}, {"start": 52148.020000000004, "end": 52149.62, "text": " And I would've just been masters already."}, {"start": 52152.72, "end": 52162.18, "text": " Honestly, I don't really wanna play. I'm just bored. I'm just sitting here trying to fucking"}, {"start": 52162.18, "end": 52172.6, "text": " throw, man. I'm out. I'm not even trying to fucking climb anymore, man. I'm just bored."}, {"start": 52172.6, "end": 52182.68, "text": " Alright. Jay? Maybe tomorrow I'll start playing. Like, if I'm busting out, I roll the past"}, {"start": 52182.68, "end": 52192.28, "text": " savings account to hard-force Cho'Gath re-roll. No, no, no, I'm out. GD, I'm out. Fuck you, I'm out."}, {"start": 52195.28, "end": 52198.4, "text": " Okay, bye bye everybody. You ass."}]}