What'd I get?
Game 8 EAT, game any from end?
Oh, is that good?
I think it's pretty good.
Ah, I can just tell this is the first.
I know Pressman calls me the boy who cried forced, but I mean just look at my spot,
man.
I don't get it.
Guys, you know, you guys have been sitting there fucking harassing me, about being Diamond
or Emerald or whatever the fuck, and I actually just checked, did you know, or I don't know,
I checked yesterday night, but yesterday night I was rank 8.
Explain that to me.
Diamond 3 was rank 8.
That's not even bad, man.
Why am I getting flamed?
I thought I was like rank 100
Like just because set to go just because
This opens already masters doesn't mean that I'm behind
You can't compare yourself to the best
You're lower than the wing, okay, I mean that doesn't matter
So you're saying Setsuko is better than you? Yes, he is. I know it, you know it, everyone knows it.
He's better than you as well. I don't know what to tell you.
Also, I ordered Chipotle again, that fucking, that uh, cilantro live sauce?
God damn.
In this in this galaxy is legit broken. No cap
Like in in in this one it's just it's just
Love felt
Golden needle is that good? Yes
Aatrox, Akali, is this still my planter?
Yeah it is, GD.
Uh, Glove, Belt, I mean, you actually don't even...
The best thing about Akali is you don't even need or not Akali.
The best thing about Ziyah is you don't even need Gensu.
I wouldn't be surprised at Gensu is plus Delta on Ziyah.
I swear my side is way better without getting spooned.
Do this IRL peeking.
I mean, I'm pretty sure you probably won't get to this, by the end.
Uhhh... fuck.
I mean, Double Flies is actually kinda good, but the thing is that then I give up on Alters. Is that okay?
I feel like it's fine.
Or I could just go Partial Ascension and not throw my game.
Okay, I'm not going to just go Partial Ascension and not throw my game.
If there were any other, I would have taken it for sure though.
Three turns off?
So how many?
I want to make sure I have the Ultra Taxed out on, uh, on 4-1.
So-
What the?
You get altered so fast at later stages anyways.
Okay, well I'm not gonna survive there.
I mean, I need it on 4-1 and I'm screwed.
Can you tell the class about Brawler Master Yi tech?
That's good.
Brawler Master Yi?
Really?
I'll have to lose some gold.
Uh, am I losing that much gold?
One...
Can I even just sell for...
I have just one gold.
Pretty sure I need to, yeah, I need to get that anyway.
All right, how close is it? 36 out of 60? Three turns for 24?
Is that even possible? Let's say I kill... I'm pretty sure I'm only killing six. 24? No.
D3 soju holy yeah see dive into his high yellow man this is how on the game
All right 17 I probably won't have it on for one but I'll have it on for two probably
glove belt golden Niko Niko chain 10 exp I mean I really don't want a more
I don't really like that. Oh great. GG. No, no, no, no Zaya. GG.
Alright, I have Sunfire, Lasher, Glove, I have no fucking items whatsoever.
Graves?
What the fuck?
I'm taking Scaling Grease.
Oh my fucking god.
God is 3-1 how?
Oh my god.
And I'm like 1 HP.
And then this guy is cash out.
He's catching up 400.
GG.
12 to level
I am pretty sure I was supposed to roll
60 here no cap
I'm pretty sure if I see like two level Hops I'm probably going to see some good stuff.
Loki I can just go fast nigh.
Like I suck one more and then I just nigh, but I mean fast nigh doesn't even do it.
The only unit that I want to line up is Jhin, that's it.
Nunu!
Eh, should I hold Rammus?
I'm probably not playing NAR, BF, tier glove, BF, cloak, nothing, Stargazer, Wraths,
I just need one or the other Ha!
I didn't hit either with that much gold, I can't!
I can't!
Hmm, don't want to pull Blitzcrank.
I mean blitzing too is better than morticizer but I mean I didn't hit how how how I don't
know how how Kahuna who not fuck you man whatever you need TV this grease to
not really yay yay yay what who
Ahh...
The rageblade Ziya is not necessary, trust me. My scores on this comp is just non-stop first.
But uh...
It's probably not a first.
When this is my board, after saving the count.
Explain that to me. I can't.
Savings account?
I don't get it.
Shepard Ziya.
This is, I mean my board is insane.
I two-star everything, but like, I mean,
imagine I didn't get dropped to Golden Eko.
Is it my spot?
Fuck. Probably, man.
So you got saved. Not really. Okay, but honestly, I'm telling you
my scores on Zaya are fucking
Insane. This cop is legit broken. No, I'm like I am I am actually fucking certain that
Altered Zyra is broken. Don't know what sub. I can't.
Barry Osso with the tier one being subscribed for 34 months. Barry Osso says hi.
Thank you for the sub buddy. Oh great. I'm screwed. I mean I'm fighting I'm
I'm fighting a 400 charge cashout?
I'm fighting a 400 charge cashout. This is not...
400 charge cashout into mech. GG everybody.
The fact that I even killed the Galio is already a win.
No, it is broken.
I don't get it.
Take it easy.
I don't get it.
I don't have a single frontline item, I can't.
I have to put a tier on my Rammus for 100 health.
This is just sad.
Graves 2 level 9.
Oh my god.
I'm pretty sure this guy gets Brailed, though.
His Bravens are fucking ass.
QSS GSB D.D.
Where is the damage?
I can't even kill my sub-fire king.
US!
Look at the desire damage.
Honestly, it's probably because it's this.
And you just have infinite passive.
Well, the bad beat is if I fight...
Okay, it's 5-2 perfect, but Vex-2.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
If I had two more HP, my-my spot is actually good.
I just needed two more HP.
Because the problem is I'm always going to lose to this guy because it's the
cash out and then if I fight I just I he just spiked he just spiked to please
well for sure this is not the thing
U.S. I mean I'm just saying this guy had vexed to blitz to bar to more to and he lost to a
some firecane like just wait man just wait
I mean that's pretty good I will allow that one I mean I'm down to step one
look at my front line or my my my my my cybernetic implant man I mean every turn
is for the inner world to be sorry bro I don't have enough money I mean I can level
and go through the overvex one vex no the bad beat oh actually I don't think I
I'm fighting this turn, but then if I five two all in and then fight him on five two after losing five one
I'm just dead. I mean I have the sack one. I mean
I beat this guy
What the fuck is this garbage
Victor 3
Do I even play Vekstu?
Probably not.
Because I'm always on the front line at him.
I'm in low key Vekstu and I probably don't.
I don't have a single two star.
Or, I don't have a single star. I don't have a single front line either.
How is this motherfuckin...
How is this move just...
Hello?
Wait, he lost?
To who?
You're a star, son of a dog.
Make your fate.
Moki?
Maybe he lost my clone.
Moki.
Yeah, not really.
Yeah, not.
Oh, what the?
Wait, what the?
Am I dead? I mean, surely I can kill one fucking unit. One.
Wait?
No, no, it was actually close.
It was actually, my Xayah was about to recall the feathers, man.
It was actually close.
Oh, man, I can't, bro.
I refuse to go bramble vest.
I mean, if I fight.
If I fight this, Bramble's actually good, but I'm pretty sure I beat him anyway.
I don't care, I'm getting an item.
Don't care.
And what I get?
What is this?
I can go War Moms or another visage.
Alright, GG's.
This game's over.
I mean, I actually got my third frontline item.
Uh, is that strong? I mean, he's Graves 2, Vex 2, but his best item is his front line and his shit. His Graves items are turbo-chains.
And the Graves is dead.
Aaaaand?
GD!
That was actually kinda close.
Okay.
Okay, like this much of bramble isn't doing anything this much of bramble for sure doesn't do anything
Oh
I didn't move it to the left I didn't move it to the left GG GG and now I'm dead and now fuck and now I'm dead
Holy shit that he won't
Wait
Ah, GG, it's just another first.
Alright, and then now you have third gen, I know that's pretty good.
That was not thought-for-able, man.
It's legit not bop-formal, I mean I guess I have to lose to Dan, I'm all in the news
position for Dan and then there's no way. I mean I don't even think I lose to one of
us.
I wasn't joking when I said nothing stands in my way.
Please tell me
Shit that was kind of close
See and then now I just don't like to catch on I can actually just win the game
I guess my frontline is complete ass.
I'm fighting this guy so maybe I can win this round.
He looks pretty strong though.
Morgtu, Shendu, Blitz 2, Bramets 2, Vex 2.
Well he's kind of strong, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Hmm
Oh nice, I need to go up before the other person over there. That's pretty good
Surely that means something right?
Oh, got another one, Tom.
Okay.
Why does it look like I used-
No, the sniper cop is good.
It's actually good.
Just-
Look at his board!
Look at, just look at his board!
Let's, let's look at his board.
Yes, he's level 10.
And let's look at his board.
I have a Samira, a Jax, a Mordekite.
It's just a Rage rate.
It's just a rage rate.
I mean, what's this? What's this, buddy?
I mean, this is a good four. I mean, this two taking shit is broken. I lost to uh, I lost Ziya with this four.
That's how I knew it was broken.
I don't even know what I'm playing this game. I think I'm playing karma primary.
I played 9 Dark Star, well I played Xayah again.
The comp is actually good. The comp is actually good, yes.
Uhhh...
According to stats, Alter is the third best, we really?
Well, what's the best like not all the things is like it doesn't wait like did you can you filter the stats by?
by
By the Stargazer based on your playing Zaya
Like you can filter it like with Zaya 2 3 item and can you exclude Samira 3?
Hey
Wait, where wait, what site is this no ad?
What a meta TFT, put in Zaya 2-3 items, go to Trape and type Stargazer.
Okay, and then can you exclude Samira 3 for me?
The fuck happened to my game?
Do it yourself, nah.
Excludes a mirror three and then let me know the order is this serpent then bore then alter
This guy says these six people we can't see
Let me just show you what I look like, hold on.
This is how I sit.
It's kinda comfortable.
I'm 180 degrees.
Do you know Kcerado from Feria?
He sits like this in pro matches.
I don't even understand how.
He drops 30 every single game, and he just sits like this.
I
The altar jinx Caitlyn Boe Boe rod
Two out of three the altar
Right side to chemo paired Leona NAR big are
I don't even know what you're like, you're saying you're bad.
I hate clear mines, actually, it's completely trash.
Did I even want a level here?
Great, two tankies in here, that should be guaranteed forced. I can't.
I'm definitely playing either Zaya or the Rock. Make sure to armor with all the farm line.
I
Another Ziya give isn't Ziya actually exciting I don't get it
It goes three serpent to seven serpents of three board the six board the five board the five mountain the three altar
Who are you talking to?
Wait what
You. Are you stupid?
I mean, I'm probably not playing Diah here, right?
I don't know if I would ever swap my board, but I'm probably playing Leblanc, but my problem
with Leblanc?
Wait, does, like, no ad, but does meta QT have the stats for, uh, for, for Arbiter,
for Leblanc Arbiter?
does oh no that's not worth it that's like that would be legit broken
How come I'm so poor?
Patient study?
The problem is that people with the weak cake
No pivot against them
It's good on
It's good so good on
That he makes that that's an open
on on on on kaisa and there's two things in your nearly has a smear
Also, did they buff me, shit?
It was not 50 armor and a marble, but that I know for sure.
50 armor, 50 a marble?
Oh, it's 45?
Okay.
I mean, isn't this all been actually broken then?
you just play, you play four vanguards and all your vanguards are tanky as fuck
uh, gain a three cost and a two cost that shares the trade
gain a random move from any god and two gold
uh, I don't really want to change
gnar, atroc, meepsie
It's like I don't want to play with long though, but my head is really not that good.
Oh I get to see my armor.
Alright.
Here it is.
You're telling me I'm just playing Xayah with no altar?
What is this, Shepard plus?
I mean, I can start farming Leona 3, honestly, it was probably worth it.
For this fast line, Vex is not real.
I mean, the problem with Zayah is like, I'm actually certain that you need some stacks.
But the thing is, I can't really saw my board out, it's like too stable.
I mean, I can just play the block with a shit Arbiter and just try to finish this as fast as possible.
But, you know, if I make shit on like the Shepherd comps, it's just OP.
You get an extra this with extra 50 armor and MR.
every single vanguard that's a 50 armor and a mark except for like a main one
I'm playing AP for sure, it doesn't even matter what the orbiter is.
it just doesn't matter the meet see 16 to level misfortune I just look my
items Kim's new gee I legit this 16 to level
I pretty sure I'd be able to bug it.
I mean this game is a guarantee top 4 and it doesn't even matter that my arbitrary
two tank solo plate 21 gold guys just try to go fast tonight I'd rather get
booster factor in fucking 21 gold bronze for life ginsu GS GG I'm pretty
sure it was the 81 all right whatever what I get holy shit the fuck
Wait, I'm gonna have Leona 3 for free. Okay.
I'm too off basically, and I'm basically guaranteed to print it.
36th to level? I can't...
I don't know the Arbiter that I have is when Arbiter spends 50 mana you have a 12% chance
to gain a Leona but I feel like it's not even good.
But I mean the reason it's good is because I can just have Leona as my main tank.
Great I'm fighting Caitlyn 3.
Oh
Man it's a little different
I would alone for 30 for sure
desire to read what I'm gonna be on the
28th a level Shepard
I'm pretty sure you're always playing Blitzcrank.
Wait, when you have Leona 3, who do you drop?
Let's say I have Blitzcrank 2, Morta Kuzer 2, Nunu 2, and Alawi 2, who the fuck do
I drop?
14. Warwick's claw top.
Alright, do I just wait, yeah, honestly do I just wait 6 vanguards, fuck it?
If I'm the owner three with what's it called by action effects for it to be good
They have no damage in a copy of a three cost you own in two
If I if I take I get a belt and that gives me a tear
here. I mean I'm not just saying this one. And then I'll click there as I'm the last
one, fuck it. What are you at?
Well now I'm forced to click Verus on the last one.
I got uh, if five other players do the game for gold, I just got six gold.
That's it.
Or six HP and three gold.
But the reason it's bad, it's not, it's whatever, but the reason it's bad is because Thresh,
I'm basically forced to click left.
Oh, God.
I'm not trying to end with...
Damn, how did we get in here?
Still in Froden, though, I see. Bro, you can't even get Froden in your mates.
You're not even high enough to get Dan. I don't know what to tell you.
Stop fucking copping, pasting my messages, acting as a soldier, does the bee again makeshift
or not fuck you?
Question mark.
It gets it, man.
Like, that's why it's good.
But makeshift is actually good, because you just get infinite armor and MR on your front
line.
What is this?
Arbiter and conduit?
What is this?
I mean, I don't need more of that.
Lowkey?
I can just go fast side and I just don't roll a single time and this is my board
And I just have Timo as my main Gary like it's it's the block. Oh nice. I'm funny now. It's the block even that much better
Then Timo
I'm not even convinced that it is and it's not like I need new to why my friend is good
If I've never actually played 6 Vanguard before, but I'm pretty sure it's actually good if I'm playing Vex primary.
A new new?
Like 6 Vanguard Vex?
Okay, I think I'm getting pranked.
This fixed Vanguard does not look very good.
Like why don't I just drop a lousy and just play Sona?
I mean I guess I don't really care about me, or Shepard.
Hero rod, glove chain, tier.
What?
Shepard.
Yeah, like if I make shit, it's actually probably good.
I need anti-heal, but I also need anti-MR.
If I go Vow, I'm not even convinced Vow is even stronger than just, I mean it is for sure.
He says about a roll for the block, he doesn't even have a ginseng.
I'm not even sure.
Bow, half shiv, half morillo, and then close.
What is this guy even playing?
Okay, I'm pretty sure you're not even supposed to roll.
I- I'm looking at this Teemo. This Teemo looks the same thing as the LeBlanc, but I don't get it.
Second wind on what's it called you have my bow I'm gonna roar or two that's pretty good
Okay, well I mean definitely not
Okay, is it is it ever six Vanguard?
If I make arc that I'm stuck with if I go JG player on tier chain tier
Now just keep making sure over there
GG player on bow, but if I go that then I might not have anti-heal.
I'm pretty sure I can actually win rounds. You know what the shit I afford.
I think I just got my dude soloed by...
Great. He got soloed by a pipe.
by a pipe. Alright, clean air. I'm not that experienced. I'm kind of down to just iron
gold. If Timo looks complete trash. Leona, Aurora, BD, Tompkinsh. I mean, I gotta have
Tomcatch farm me a gold
So that's after the stage anyway
Gintsu GS JG
Okay, honestly, don't I just say fuck dark star and now I'm just play lowey
So then my board is just being no dark star
No Tomcatch the only three is Leona three no T-Mode
No Aurora, 1, 2, 3, 4, Oblitz Crank, Apex, Amici, Asona, I mean Jyn's actually not a bad unit and maybe like a Morgana and then I just can't play Bard.
Can I just play Morgana or Braves?
Probably not Braves.
I think he'll see me later.
Alright.
If- if this?
I mean I have to take left.
Eh?
In one lesser fight?
I need a bow and a belt.
I
Was that could have just went T-Moe 3 and just carry T-Moe 3 this game until Vex
I should have been such a
And I'm pretty sure Timo 3, I mean, I don't think Timo 3 is gonna kill Jax.
I have no anti-armor, no anti-heal, no anti-MR.
Oh, God.
Just look at my items.
Also, I'm going fast 9 and I don't even have any gold.
TomKentch 2.
I got nothing.
I don't I mean whatever it's fine
I'm not even rolling that much gold.
I mean I guess I'm catching up like 10 gold here, but I'm pretty sure I'm rolling like
I mean and then you can never beat this guy because he has
I mean this guy's bored
Also, I need to roll until I get a belt and a boat don't vote don't vote
If I don't, I... can't remember that.
If I don't find a singular Vex...
Oh, okay.
Alright, I'm not fucked.
What's more important? Anti-MR or anti... what's it called?
Let's crank.
I don't even want to TG, cause now, like, what if I roll over actually?
Bluebuck, Morillo? No anti-MR, is that fine?
How's it looking?
No, I've made sure second win, my frontline is actually 5.
Man, I'm pretty sure a lot of teeth actually are in here.
Okay, what I get.
Oh, a tougher item, that's pretty good.
Where is...
Where is... I'm pretty sure it's a re-roller, that's why I can't hit a lolly. I can't...
Morgana. Is that good?
I mean, my board's actually not even that. Right?
I just need the three words is like too much value and also it's a damage problem it's
I'm sure not a...
VICTOR 3!
The Yoda is straight broken.
Oh, I rolled a void staff! What the fuck?
JEEE
US!
Dude, WTF, you're actually cracked the set, 2% of your monsters can't do this, I'm so
glad I'm watching you, I'm learning so much.
Wait, GD!
Okay, I mean, whatever, that's pretty good, I mean, a 2 star is a 2 star, a bug chain.
And then now, all I need to do...
I just need to roll Void Staff one more time.
I just saw a...
Just not that guy, not that guy. He has a Radiant Item.
Oh, I need to find him. I don't even know if I need to find this guy.
Is someone with a... What the fuck is this, man?
Wait, I don't even know if this is the Radiant one.
But I guess I have one to give for sure.
Did I get Void? No, I mean, I don't even know.
This this this makes your second win this is carrying my board so fucking hard
Like if this were my board and items without make sure second wins I guarantee you I wouldn't win a single fucking round
But these guys are just getting fucked
I mean surely I get a sparkler or a voice app right?
I don't really have more frontline. I don't know if this is a good seed or anything.
Also, I could have rolled twice. Should I just roll twice to see if I was going to hit
next? I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm not doing that.
How did it just get one shot?
HOW ARE YOU- HA HA HA HA!
There has to be a bad beat.
I'm pretty sure it rolled a nine.
Some bullshit must have happened.
It must have.
I can't. I can't. I mean, I imagine about a gigabyte, because the thing is, I am open.
I can hit. I can, I can hit spark or void staff and my board is about 1v9. And then,
Nevermind, I got rid of one of the games.
Oh great, anima. I'm pretty sure I'm going forth by the way.
I don't beat this guy, and I don't beat this guy.
And this guy's...
Okay, the spark?
Boit staff?
Preferably Spark, honestly.
What the fuck is D-claw do, man?
I mean, I mean, it's good against...
Wow, this guy, dude.
I don't have anti-MR.
Wait, what? No. Wait?
But look at this Aurora damage.
This unit is actually broken, no cat, wait Voidstaff, I bet, alright but now I just need
to stall another 3 turns and then I can still use Voidstaff or Spark because I can just
go adaptive here and then spark over there.
Oh, oh, thank God, I thought the gun was about to just kill my...
Oh, shit.
How is this fight so close?
I mean, guess I don't have NTM-R?
Alright, no, I voice-sapped that round.
That was with voice-sapped.
Great. I didn't even get a combat zone off.
Alright, Aurora does damage based on your team as well.
So it's just good.
It's something, something, stored 10% of all damage they take, so it's just like 10% damage
you have.
Low D.
Alright.
Spark?
Boi staff.
And then for Spark, Spark Boi staff, Spark Boi staff.
I mean, you can't miss, then, G.D.
Oh!
On the inside, even good. Spark is better.
Because, uh, adapted to the trash from, uh,
not just the trash, I don't know, honestly.
Alright, I just have to win one of these next two rounds, and then I can level up to 10.
And then maybe I just hit Nunu two, and then you just level up to, like, Karma.
Maybe more Karma.
Okay.
My carry's all on the side, and that has to be pretty decent, right?
This is not even this better hit this round screw
Why does that second one value look
Nice
Oh, it's just another first.
US!
Shoujin?
What's it called?
Prayin' second.
I got a- I got a brem- HUH?!
I
Maybe if I put what's it called middle it has to not
I just realized I have my I rather have this I know I just lost
I could have put an item on here.
Oh my, and now I mean...
But I'm much rather than that and fucking what they call...
Than the Bremel Vest.
It's fine, I'll get the item back next time.
I'm pretty sure if I edge my tanks, it's actually impossible to lose.
9.8
Man this guy is ass. I can't!
I'm sure he's gonna get away with it.
I'm not sure.
I don't know what he wants to do.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
I only ride this 700-750km
It's coming out
No!
Come on!
Oh damn, your ass!
I mean it's all good.
Damn.
Ah.
I mean yeah, the scores are insane but that's because I'm not in your vlogs.
Like look what happens when I show up.
is just too much pressure.
Wait, also I'm starting to think Vex doesn't even need anti-MR.
Like if anti-MR is just fake, because like low-key if you just sit there and
attack the tank, you're gonna kill the baseline eventually. Low-key.
BG
You are terrible buddy
I
Mean let me let me actually go check
People harassed me for rank give me one second. Let me just let me just show you guys something
Diamond to 65 LP
It's ranked 11 is that even that bad no man, that's pretty good
That's pretty good.
Diamond two sixty-five, see?
And it's higher than precedent.
And that's all that matters.
That's trash. Imagine 10 people in front of you at the grocery store. Would you say you were close to the fry?
Well, no, but the thing is there's only like a hundred people in the grocery store at once
Yeah
Proper grocery stores can hold up to 25,000 customers.
I don't want to say you're wrong, but that doesn't sound right.
25,000? Wait. The thing is, I don't really know what 25,000 people look like. Like in
a store. You know those games where you like count the jelly beans? Or you try to count
the jelly beans, that shit is just an age.
Just imagine $25,000 and that's how much it is, oh thanks.
So I thought, I thought you said that you weren't going to end until diamond or 36 hours
and then I woke up and you're streamended.
And you were not diamond.
And I didn't sleep 36 hours.
Well, I'm actually close to rank one.
And this meta just clicked for me.
It's just straight up.
You just play the broken shit, and you let the player's omega high rolling play for win.
You just sit there and just farm your top 5's, and then if you have a spot to play
something broken, you play it.
What's the broken shit?
expedition into mech
Forged in strength into mech
Like like the good econ augments at the full open into any comp in the game
Victor 3
to take you Samira
And if you're not playing a spreading roots and if you're not playing one of those you just acknowledge that hey
Someone that Hyrule is going to win
I'm down to just get a fifth.
Like if seven players mode into the game with spreading roots on 2-1, right, and you can
go fifth, isn't that a win?
Yes it is.
You basically...
I mean, it is.
It's for sure.
I don't understand how you're supposed to compete.
I can't.
Pantheon, GG.
I'm making 10, and I just got a Pantheon.
One Ezreal, I full open GG.
I mean, it is what it is.
Good luck, everybody.
Have fun top 4'ing this game, because there's only three slots available in the
top 4.
Oh my god... where's the Ezreal?
Ezreal?
You see all various... you can actually play towards Mech in this galaxy as well.
Ezreal?
You're a rod Ezreal? Ezreal. Ezreal. Trick tree, upward mobility, they're both f**king,
I mean I think trick tree is legit just better. I wish it's opus one, no Ezreal GG. Time breakers
Oh actually I think I lost, which is not even bad.
I'm probably just gonna report to Impo.
Like I just report to Beeple and I just play around Space Groove, and what's it called?
Missed the anima.
Maybe I should go for an anima then.
I was gonna actually just report to right now for Impo.
that I might as well just pull on to a warthorn can I actually get a cash out
I'll open him this guy.
The thing is with Anima is that, or not Anima, the thing is with Traitory is part of the
value of Traitory is that you guarantee a strong board for the entirety of Stage 2 and
Stage 3.
But if I'm just sitting here opening for Anima, then I lose my streak, I'm just
going to go 8.
And then I'm screwed.
Bro Jezz, I think it hit, I mean it's probably on his augment.
Bro, it's his augment, you fucking idiot.
Shit.
I mean, Sniper's actually good. It's the Marauder that's fucking useless.
I can actually play Samira and then Sniper Nami and then Sniper Reroll, I mean it's actually good.
Like Stargazer Ziya, or Space Proof Ziya and then Sniper Nami.
And then you just reroll, or Sniper, and the board is actually nasty.
3 mana regen.
What the cloak?
Is cloak good?
I mean, 3 mana regen on a non-mage is insanely good.
Allow we.
Miss what's it called.
Kaisa, Atrox.
It doesn't really matter if I'm going to start playing a board soon.
And then I just reforged Marauder
And that's like a play it I mean I have anima
But it's
I mean, I fight this guy, I mean it's fine. I mean, I already have info when I'm playing.
That's actually the value, because now I know I'm playing towards- I mean, I actually
I'm keeping center for sure and then there's space group space group
Samira
Am I re-rolling or am I...
If I push, how do I push?
What's my board?
Samira?
Samira Nami?
Alright, I'm probably not gonna reroll.
2.2, I'm fucking out, fuck you!
Alright.
Oh wait, I'm pretty sure I can actually go for an animakash out.
if I just keep stacking I get 300 charge but that means I have to save my
for forger
sniper chosen plus one
if I stack three more I'm already a 400 300 okay wait
Is this just a Samur 3?
Glass Cannon?
Well, Blossom Lessons on you. Oh, that's pretty good, actually.
what the fuck oh I did I actually win
I would actually slam it, oh nice.
This game is fuckin' over.
I can't.
I mean I just get a 300 charge for free.
I have the econ to just 4-1 all in.
Load in the- GG.
GG.
And I'm gonna- I need to save the remover over for a little bit.
I'm trying to uh, uh, re-forge my weapon with its ass.
Well, I don't understand. Is this not just another first? I don't get it. I don't get it.
Well, you can't really miss, right?
Surely, right?
are they all free? No. Oh god. I'm pretty sure there's one here. My sugar's way too
I don't even need children. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want children.
The shit.
Sniper.
And it's probably just Shogun always.
Well, I don't know if this item's actually that good though.
Alright, I mean, this is my last boss, so I'm about to send in this turn.
I'm still too live.
I'm pretty sure this item is not that good, though.
Is this item actually good?
I mean it's probably good.
Oh I almost just...
Karma 2.
This is my board.
BT? Where the? What? Psionic. Do I keep this? I am lost. No, I'm not.
No
Also, I don't have a single Nami, but I'm forced based off with zero Nami
I'm pretty sure I can't lose though if I lose a round I'm pretty sure I'm screwed.
How do I get another space golden?
I mean, I guess I don't have to play this, then.
This is my board?
This is my board.
I don't have- I- I- I need to make a frontline item!
What the fuck am I doing?
I am lost!
I mean, I'm going to back off.
Why does my front line look so bad?
Alright.
I don't have a single num, but it's not like I can roll, right?
Surely not.
I mean it's not like I can roll.
Because I'm pretty sure if I go 9 here on 5-1 I can't lose the steam around, it's legit
impossible.
I just find one blistering, but I...
I have sniper karma.
Oh...
I have a 4 cost that you own.
I can go Yasuo or I can go Barris.
I'm not much of a reverse.
Next Jin TK.
Next.
It's even stronger to move items off of, uh, I probably is, but then I can shoot a
I don't know why I made bravadoons.
Why did I make bravadoons?
I made the wrong items man, what the fuck am I even making here?
Alright, well if I win this round the game's over, yes.
I don't even think I can sell this Galio Karma ever.
What is your hair?
Ahhhh!
I mean, is this Jhin and then Blitzcrank, but I feel like it's so inefficient to be playing
this Karma because I made an extra wrong item and I only have two Reforgers.
Aw, I'm an idiot.
And now I'm made.
So long as this bull remain, I'm kind of the other though. That's good enough. I don't know what that makes, but
I mean orange who is orange who surely I'm playing orange who or no I
Probably could drop drop
I mean I'm pretty sure I just need Nami but trying to go over no cap
Where's Blitzcrank?
I'm
I'm carrying
I'm just gonna move items here, and then I'm probably just gonna report and just go back off over here and report children
And that's a board I have items on a car
Oh, I probably should do that and then you forge Bravidon's
I should probably do that. My board is ass. I need Nami to and my board is actually good
I just built an extra backline item, or this game would not be scary at all.
This guy has knocked me through.
I can't.
I'm Space Grove Karmakary.
What the fuck is this?
My board is ass.
Game 5 for every second, I mean, like if I have Shogun, Sniper, Rabbidons for Amp, Shogun,
Sniper, Rabbidons, and then I just reforge Shogun.
Oh, actually no, I probably can just Rabbidons the Blitzcrank.
And then I just go Shogun Red Sniper? No? Cause I can just Sniper this Shogun Red?
I don't know, all I know is, hey I think this is one for Rammus 3!
I don't really want to go double Shogun cause I have the Meta-Hex.
I feel like the Meta-Hex is like double Shogun with Meta-Hex.
Is that good?
Hello!
This isn't weaker right I mean it's not legit though that any
I need to stop putting my Blitzcrank.
I need to stop putting my Blitzcrank as a tank.
I can't.
I found
Oh, thank you, buddy.
Thank you for the subs.
Save his name, Lord Black Dude.
All this for a thank you, buddy.
Nah!
Bro, no, no, no, Lord Black Dude, thank you so much for the fucking subs.
I'm just sitting here getting harassed! I can't!
My board is terrible!
Oh, my goodness...
It's actually terrible, my frontline sucks!
No time...
My frontline sucks?
I mean my border is actually good if I had Nami 2 instead of Karma, and then I get 300 Karma instead.
Okay, well that's not even good, because now I'm gonna get baited into rolling.
Never mind, I'm not.
I have more than enough mana regen because I have 3 mana regen from the thing as well.
I mean that's like 2 weeks if I do that.
just make sure my friend doesn't take first aggro so i can uh
just make sure my friend doesn't take first aggro so I can uh...
why does this look like I'm getting 5000 over? psych?
US!
Wait, this guy is...
Oh, holy shit, I'm gonna see him.
I don't know why I bought it.
Why did I...
Ah, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
Ah, shit.
I don't know.
What does G2 do?
I don't get it.
I don't know.
If you have Zyattu and Jintu, you would still prefer to itemize the Zyattu unit, it's fucking
ass.
It's yes.
Oh, so good.
I'm dying.
Like, no, it actually clicked, like, yeah, ready?
Let me just give you the Bible.
Honestly, there's one more that I was going to say, but I forgot, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I mean I don't understand it's just I don't understand how you can how you can bought three if you just sit there
And just let these guys win and if you don't get one of these
Nothing there's nothing wrong with the fish
There is nothing wrong with the fish
What did I have this game, tree tree?
What did I have this game?
I don't remember.
Oh, I mean, this is a well played first, I'm not even going to cap.
What did I have this game?
Savings account.
What did I have this game?
Oh wait, patience is a virtue.
What did I have this game?
Oh, calculated loss.
And then I got contested.
But I mean, fourth place is pretty good.
Two tanky, probably none of the above.
I dark star plus three I don't know what I had I don't remember these games anymore
another two tanky this is medallion tf like whatever I don't remember what I had I think
this whole district with with nothing uh i don't got it how can you bop for
oh god
is uh oh it's pure actually going to win low g
bro fuck vitality man
Let me see.
This is Q-type.
Hello?
Wait, I downloaded...
I downloaded, uh, New Genics, and then I instantly refunded that shit.
Or I played for like an hour, and the game is way too slow for me.
So I just, uh, requested a refund.
So I don't actually have the game.
It's just too slow for me.
Bro, it's fun. I was not having that much fun, I'm not gonna lie.
You know you can speed it up in settings, I did not know that.
I'm not going to talk to his mulldiver.
I offer many threats to tranquility.
I'm not going to talk to him.
I will follow this path until the end.
And look who has lower rank.
Alright.
I'm not gonna end until me and Setsuko are rank 1 and 2.
No cap.
I'm not even lying allow me
Let's finish this quickly altar prior I do get
I mean that's pretty good. I can just play uh... I probably should have done that. I'm going to get Annabelle. Honestly I don't think it's pretty good. I'm going to keep gold.
is it's not guaranteed to print gold the turn I mean it's probably is I have
oh gee gee oh gee I mean I'm pretty sure this this this is not even
If I just go this with gamblers and I just play towards.
I'm pretty sure this is like guaranteed to farm a gold though.
Darkgazer, Primordian.
Pretty sure it's more gold.
Every 4 seconds you have an 8% on 3 units.
If this doesn't give me 2 gold, I'm gonna report someone.
Did I get the gold or no?
No how we how I can we go in three gold that come in and we how
Wait, wait, I gotta go for sure.
Alright, Gini, this shit, I mean it is broken.
I'm aware it's broken.
three gold
GG GG GG GG GG
Stargazer I
I am but it's 453 HP that's pretty good and then I can just reforge these and I just
put out with the Vanguard.
Do I want to reforge Cloak?
Not even that good really?
Scionic Stair?
I need a P.
Honestly, it's not even that good.
I don't have a single enemy zone.
How?
Wait, ha!
Wait, how?
Wait.
Honestly, I'm kind of done to keep Stargazer, but then the problem is, I mean, it's basically
just free HP on a unit and that way I only have to report to one unit and I
just don't play condo it or do I just not care about three Arbiter
Throw fuck onto it, man.
I didn't even, uh, put the thing.
Alright, sure they get the gold here, right?
Wait, it's altar, right? I'm not stupid.
If I don't get gold here...
It's 39.4... Really? It's that low? Are you sure? Wait, is that math right?
Every four seconds you have an 8% no I'm pretty sure every single one of the
arbiters have have it procs three times I'm pretty sure like like every single
one oh no wait really no bow wait really
One to the truth.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, we're back.
Uh, tier, tier, cloak, cloak, cloak, tier, cloak, tier, report, jay?
Challenger plus one.
Is there a Stargazer challenger?
30%?
I mean, I could play like Atroc's Kindred, and then not have to build Thread.
So where's the atrox?
Well, I said decollageable one is.
And I said Decah, that's what one is.
And then I just play off a Bow Glove and I just go Challenger Zyah, like Atronx, Atronx
Kindred.
I'm probably still going to play 4 Stargator though, there's nothing wrong with 4 Stargator,
this is a free item. Jax?
I guess I could play like a better one than that, but I don't...
It doesn't really matter. Ziya?
And then I go D-claw, play around...
And then I have Vanguard plus one.
But I don't really want to make D-claw, because I kinda want to make Kraken.
I'm pretty sure it's just always Kraken.
And that's all of the bloke.
Alright.
Zyah, Aatrox, Tindred, ABCD.
And I'm probably always playing Brass plus a Bastion.
Or Vanguard.
I'll just go Mortar Kaiser in case I get the...
Oh, I heal? Oh, that is the same for me. GG.
Oh, GG. GG.
Oh yeah, there's no need for Jax to Jax's tanky as fuck. This unit is really good.
Does that increase the paint? No.
The unit is just good. It's a 3k health unit.
And then if I hit Shen 2, I'll play Shen 2, because I'm rather sure it's not even better than Jax 2 if you start getting their altar.
And then I just play like a Senorah origin.
Like, work's actually good. I just need to find a natron, so...
ADCD...
And then I have a BS sword, though.
And I have bang okay, honestly, I don't even have to play a vanguard
I could play like velvet plus plus and that way I can hold D on the roll down as well
And I can just go challenge her on that and just go
Stargazer for HP on D? Oh that sounds kind of good actually, and I just don't play
Mordekaiser, and then I don't play Brass, I just play Belt at D.
That doesn't give me gold. Are we serious right now? How? I can't. How?
Ahhhh. Okay, also if I don't get Atrox, my board sucks. But I can also just play this
I'm going to get a sport instead of a Belves plus Yi, but if I get Yi too, I feel like Yi too, with Vanguard, Stargazer or Challenger is just going to drop nukes.
Like for free.
And then I have Globcloak, BSward.
And then I just go kraken backline and then I just carry one unit.
I mean, it's so much HP.
Like Vanguard is HP.
Stargazer is like a free 500 health.
Yeah, with those emblems about the cloud, the cloud, the noose is about to drop.
XD!
Good one, soloist fucking idiot.
Where is this?
Oh, wait.
Okay, nice. I mean, the altar, like, look at this, look at this Ziya, or not that, look at this Diana HP with Stargazer. I mean, it's just infinite HP, no gap.
But I can also just play Rast plus something.
I can go DB, DB play around Globcloak, cracking DB plus 1.
I mean is it always DB?
Probably.
And then I have Vanguard, that plus Challenger.
And then I can just go Crown Guard, play around Glove Cloak, I can go...
Alright, I just fell for Cloak.
Kraken Guardbreaker, DB.
I have a 3-arm over here.
And then I'm about to just end the mess turn, in GD.
Okay, but if I don't find an Atron, I am screwed.
Hello!
Eight rocks?
I mean, how many traits bronze for life on the nods?
What does uh, Challenger whatever the fuck
Jack's 2 and the new new.
I don't have a Kindred.
And then I'm playing 5, what's it called?
I don't have a Kindred.
So I still don't have Shred.
Also, I don't have a Leona. Hello?
I don't have a Kindred.
Look at this Jack's HP! Just look! Just look! Everyone just take a look!
Oh, I shouldn't be playing Rammus on Lord.
Look at the Jax HP, how is this, like how is that,
four out of three, four out of, like it doesn't matter man.
What does Kindred look like?
Kindred?
I mean I guess I could just play this,
I shouldn't even care about what kindred that much honestly
One roll I can't I can't
I don't have a single two star
I don't even have Nunu 2. I'm pretty sure my entire board spikes off of Nunu 2. And
I don't have new to I guess I could have moved items I could just put items on Jax
It's what I should have done
I mean I should need the gold on screwed
Wait
Oh, oh, oh, GG GG everybody
I can bear nor this and just go beat you on there
I didn't just make my items, who cares.
GD.
My board is actually nasty.
I'm looking at this usually I play brassed but since I don't have brassed maybe I have
to put Challenger on my Zaya.
Your team gains 10% Challenger's gain bonus 10% attack speed when their target dies Challenger's
increase attack speed bonus by 50% so you get an extra 11. But then I don't have items so
for it.
Like I could move Stargazer elsewhere.
Then they go chow it in our, um, not now.
I won't drop the jacks if it's shenzi.
Look at my jacks.
Everyone just look at the jacks.
You cannot tell me this jacks isn't tanky as fuck.
It is!
This shit is broken.
This unit is broken.
Am I being rage rated?
Relax a little.
All will know us in time.
Like just look, my board is just solid.
I have a good tank.
I have good carries.
It's just solid.
My board is just solid.
And then now I just level and then just cap around Jhin and maybe I can drop Samira if it's like Morgana 2 or something.
I could also go like Shen 2 and then play like Crown Guard, Vanguard, Morgana 2.
But I'm probably just gonna stay with Belvedere because he's actually a pretty tanky.
Oh yeah, Fiora 2 over the stupid Athe.
I'm in.
As long as I can win a few rounds I can 9 on 5 1 and full cap
Hey, I got to do the drop LVS for Fiora. What the fuck is 3 challenge to do?
9 on 6 1 and UG
Ah, it's just another first. It is what it is.
I just have to win one more round.
It's kind of too even, Gord.
Shine once more before the end.
Alright, I need a beat.
What's with any army, any one?
I remain on track.
I don't get it.
not a new new
these are fucking ass
new new
Oh, I think my mastery is looking- Oh, oh, that's pretty good.
Good job, everybody.
I can play like Fiora too.
I mean I can also hit Blitz, like if I hit Blitz 2 I'll just play a random as Blitz 2.
I can play Jhin 2.
I can't like, play like 4 Vanguard, you can just drop the Bastions for Blitz.
more than 100 gym, no, this time it's not
this time it's not actual loss
for the full carries
it also has level 4 brass color today
level 4 brass color today
How many traits? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 traits.
I mean, I probably will always be playing Raph here, so much at that speed.
I honestly, this G is like fucking useless, I'm trying to just play 3 challenger, yeah?
Actually, this G is looking kinda good.
Okay, what the fuck does Delveth do? Fuck you, man.
What the fuck?
Alright, well I'll be keeping that thing.
I mean, I can drop this for this, but it has to be two-starred.
And then I can play, well honestly it doesn't even have to be 2-starred.
I'm pretty sure it should be, yeah.
And then I can also just say fuck, like one of the traits of playing Jhin over this.
And that's just my board.
Like, Shadow over Jax.
Where's Jax?
Jhin.
I killed all one shot.
I
Roticator for free. I mean that's pretty good
Another shit probably should I roll that one time it's not the win. Otherwise, I have to sell my my dude my shit is pretty good though
I'm not telling a single unit.
I
Can't I'm not killing a single unit
challenger btgs and I'll just stare at this surely that's enough at high speed
All right, evo rate. Wait, what? Oh, Jazzate, they know the rate. Press event was sitting
there jerking you off earlier. He was just saying like, yeah, like you couldn't pay
me a $20,000 to get the scores that Jazzate got on stream, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
He was just sitting there and you're the fuck, he was just sitting there just
admitting that you're 20 times better than him.
Okay, I want first.
But then I was telling him
that you're not actually skillful.
You just play all the broken shit.
Like this meta is, it's just not balanced.
It's not, it's just not balanced.
You just sit there and you just hard force
the textbook shit that's broken.
I don't get it.
I just don't understand you play safe you play safe when you don't high roll and when
When you high roll, you just donkey force for the first.
GG everybody.
I can't.
The trait tree makes the Ziya Noody look broken.
Oh
The wrong it was a second one
What are some end game boards because I can't figure out yet past four cost units?
Well, a lot of times that you would just stay on your on your carries.
Like if you're playing Zaya into Jin, I'm like almost certain that Zaya is stronger than
Jin.
I don't know.
Like don't get me wrong.
Jin 2 is really good, but I just, I don't know why I just Jin you know you damage.
You don't kill anything.
But I mean, Jhin is really good as a duo carry, and then if you're playing Leblanc, and you
sell Leblanc 2 for Vex 1, I'm pretty sure you're just weaker.
You just sit there and hold all the lenders on the bench, and you just slot them in one
by one.
Because most of the time, your board has two open slots, and on the two open slots,
you just slot in whatever you two star.
And it's pretty easy, because it's relatively sloshable.
I mean if five people get staining the cow you can probably win streak because they're
probably just gonna be sitting there trying to save.
Thank you.
Like I say like how can you not win but the thing is it's like I'm gonna say this now before people are like
Oh, but you said this shit is broken. How did you go eight then like when you click expedition your ADP is automatically in the threes
But your a3 is probably like 20 to 30 percent. I mean if you miss you're going eight like I mean it is what it is
But let's say you don't miss you go first man. Did you make a mistake? No, you just didn't hit
It's what I like to call it's a bad beat like it has nothing to do with your skill like when you open
I feel you there's when you open the only mistake that you could have made was maybe you weren't supposed to open that game
But like if you have expedition what you're supposed to just make zero gold the entire game and
What no man, you're just gonna open and you're gonna fucking if you hate you hit you don't hit your race
Spirit lost the map 1.
GG.
I have
900 dollars on spirit to win 4k. Let's go spirit.
Yay!
From this vitality team I can't.
Oh, I'm cold turkey.
Like, hypothetically, would you rather put,
would you rather risk $3100 to win $900?
or would you rather risk $900 to win $3,100? Hypothetically. Spirit against Vitality, B05.
But honestly, this vitality team...
Wait, Solace, if you all...
So let's just DM me on Discord.
Send?
The feat mix.
Wait, how long are Setsuko's Q times, by the way?
Like, how am I getting 7 minute Qs in Diamond?
What?
I don't get it.
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god.
Played on EU West bro I'm not interested in farming
fucking noobs.
You're reaching the vast.
If there's one region that's really fucking easy to ragebait, it's Europe.
I swear.
It's so fucking easy.
You just start you just start saying EUT you start saying EU food is trash
yeah EU sucks at League of Legends EU is ass at TFT how does that make you feel
body
And a hamburger and a health care. I mean the thing is I don't really care
That doesn't reach me it's when you start fucking talking shit about my tft ability that's when I get fucking rage-rated
What's that one game called with like the colors?
Where you like try to match the colors.
Dial.
Daily mode
GG!
Bro, everyone just focus on the PFT gameplay man.
Settle down
The fountain
Chain
I mean, I have from morning and that's pretty good, right?
Poppy, Liz, Cho'Gath, Pear, Talon, Pear, Vhagar, Rod, Chain.
Millio. Where's this fucking Ezreal? Kale and Thresh. Calculated.
lost okay no Ezreal are we serious
I'm not scared of playing LeBron.
I really doubt that.
What the fuck am I gonna play towards though cuz I can't play
It's Kaila Thresh.
That guy's full open.
This guy's Nova with Kraken.
Space Grove with Stargazer.
Alright, nice.
All I had to do was just dodge, uh, fighting, uh, since I go while I try to make my first like 20 and 30.
And as soon as I get to like 30 gold, it's not my street, it's not a huge deal.
I mean, I prefer to 5 loss, but it's not a huge deal.
Marauder? Marauder.
Bro, I genuinely, like, on my life I thought it was Maruder, but that's because, uh,
There's a grocery store near me called Maruders and I genuinely thought it was just Maruders, just spelled it.
And that's, I mean, it's fine because if there's a beat, I'd beat anyway.
Oh, no. Oh, no, it's not that. Because I mean, there's, I don't even know if that
That grocery store even exists anymore, but when I was a kid it existed.
Is there even such a thing as Macruder's nowadays or no?
Macruder's?
Is that even the store?
I'm pretty sure it is.
Oh, it's still like this.
Did they get blocked by like Trader Joe's or something?
Or no, I don't fuck it. No, never mind, but I think the place got like
Never mind. I don't fucking know. Never mind. Anyways, space group
Space group, what is this? Kale, Thresh, Mystery Loot, DF, Glove, Glove
I mean I really don't want Gloves Love but I really don't want to click Rush so I'll
just click this now so I don't have to click it I guess.
Am I- Am I- No. No. I- I feel like openin' to-
I feel like opening into the block is really bad though.
But I also don't really want to open into mech because I think mech in this galaxy is
I think it's legit only playable with artifacts, expedition, or Yusubo.
I think the moment you stop playing mech is the moment you climb.
That shit is ass.
It's actual ass.
Alright, let me see what the orbiter is.
When an enemy dies, gain 8 AP.
Spend 50 metagame AP.
Is that good?
I get like 16 AP, I mean it's not actually good, I'm trying to play towards...
Good on the league. The block has 40 mana. GG.
That's not even bad. I think I'd prefer to use this one though, but then I would have 2 and 1 instead of 1.
And then out of my calculated loss value, it was gone to shit. And now I'm probably 8.
Oh no, it's just uh, if the Arbiter is you spend 50 mana at the game 1680, i.e. your first
cast gets nothing.
So then it doesn't actually do anything until you cast 3 times.
Cause then you get the next cutoff.
Which is, that is straight off.
I have to cast 3 times for it to do something?
Yeah.
Okay.
But I don't know what else was to play.
A Milio?
A Lulu and Argot, I think it is.
A Vickta?
I think I just saw an Allawi too though.
This guy is Vickta too.
With Legion of Threats.
Okay
Nova plus two
Well played man. Yeah, well played this game
Nice spreading roots GGs. What a fucking joke
Am I just playing mech then?
Mech and then I just itemize Ergot as well.
Tricecta.
Jewel Lotus, 1 buff, 2 buff.
Luxury sub 1 buff 2 buff with a blue buff red buff and a champ dune
Okay, I mean I think I am playing that I mean I have to
Not that it's good, but Redbuck, GG, plus one, Guardbreaker, half Guard Oil, and then
I just golded Niko and I banged over Galio, one of them three, that's fine but...
I mean I probably died in the three star level.
16th level.
And that's how you just randomly hit 8-Soul-3, but man, I am lost, really?
Release all this with Dova plus 2?
Yeah, you're definitely lost.
Fuck you, man.
This game is terrible.
Oh, God.
Like, my mech is just gonna get run over by everyone with...
This game's a nade.
I mean, this game's just a nade.
I don't understand what I was supposed to do with this game.
Oh great, I didn't hit. Like how is this game on me?
How? How can this game be on me? It just cannot be. It cannot be.
It just cannot be on me. It really can't be.
I- I- my Augments are like my second Augment is shit.
I- I am forced to play towards mech because my Arbiter is shit.
I mean it is what it is. Like this game is just bad.
Oh wait.
Is that good?
I
Boyd red chain cloak
And I'm clunk look look look look look look
I mean it's half guard breaker but it's going to be boy guard jg blue red plus one
Look at the duo carry game here
If I have extra d items
And then I just don't play the Mordekaiser and I just play Pike, Pike-E, plus Karma.
Pike-E Karma.
Never mind.
I don't have a single E on him.
Okay, it's probably just water kinds of TK plus
Where's karma
53
I think my game is dead.
I- my items are on a fucking- I can't!
Bo- Bo- whatever the fuck?
That's probably TGD.
I think I lost any because my items are- are not- correct.
I lost the fight after all of it into true zero.
Oh GG. Oh GG. Oh GG.
URF, DuoQ?
I didn't even hit Karma 2. Is that acceptable?
Am I just making double- double JG?
Until I find...
No.
But I need a front-end item as well!
2RF, 2OQ
Strakas, Viricul or Patience?
Eh, I think Patience is better, instead of Zopi's hook.
But then the only problem is my arms are gonna be on Karma.
And then I just go for like step as hard plus I'm not supposed to be Gigi
I'm this my board
My board is trash I don't even have karma to
35 HP
I have a 300 carol 1 but I don't really want to roll because I kind of need to go 9.
And I also don't have a 3rd tank item and I probably should just go Sriracha's miracle
just for the third tank item
but I swear this item is legit broken
on Atoll
I think my mech is about to just get one shot
if this Kale draws me double
if it draws me a full tank item with two components
that can immediately go with my mech I'm fucking back
anything I will I will I'll even make a BT like it doesn't fucking matter I'll
send anything man please I should have just went through a miracle because it
like drugs miracle i just go red buff on easel and so
hello
what
i got what
oh great wasted golden eco and now i mean
Okay, oh, I mean that is good news for me
Oh, great, bigger three, man.
Is my whole board dead?
I have three items?
Not a car.
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god how is this allowed?
Oh god.
I have three items on a carnival.
Two lucky gloves to the Lotus, the Blanc, two...
I need to kill some more units or I'll meet.
I'm playing mech without...
Oh my, it's a...
I'll meet.
Oh wait, I'm not a I'm not a genie genie
Is this one away from printing?
Is this stronger or no?
I mean I can heal if I win around fuck.
Fuck.
Aw great, my mech is on the wrong side.
And I think this Riven is about to just wrap onto my...
I mean I'm playing mech man like this shit is so bad I don't even know how
they're there how do you nerf how do you kill mech and then not like even try to
I mean this is a B patch and you know what I should be thankful that they're
even trying to B-patch instead of just sitting there not patching anything but
like it throw this message like it wasn't even good it wasn't even good okay
I yeah here that's the problem let's just let's just kill the mech like a pro
if you can't even play the line there's no default level 8 you miss the
Arbiter you miss the plus one you miss the Stargazer what can you play?
What can you play?
You can't play Vex it's not a real board Vex is the high roll when you're already high rolling
There needs to be a default level 8 line man.
I don't get it.
My fuck warmed them all.
All right, let me, let me, let me, what is it called, dial?
Okay, I'm down to restart the first one like it's actually unfair because I was not I like I was not locked in
I'm not locked in
from
I mean that's not even bad, it's not even bad, like something purple, like a light cloudy
purple.
Ah, shit.
Oh, shit, it was like a pinkish purple.
I'm going to put it in the air.
Oh, that looks good.
No deep.
Oh, that looks good.
I think it was more purple no
I mean that's pretty good that's actually pretty good
I don't even know what color this is like this one's fucked I don't even know what color
I think it was more blue, I don't remember to call it fuck.
Is it a green or a blue?
I think it was like this.
Whatever.
It was not blue. It was green, man. Bro.
Whatever.
This is the same color.
Purple, but like...
Like a bubblegum purple?
Is that even a color?
I mean, it wasn't like pink, it was more purple.
Oh, that's pretty good.
I don't even know what this color is.
Like a blue something.
Like a sky blue, but not the darker.
Sky blue.
A sky blue, but this one is foggy.
I don't think it was that dark, though.
I'm pretty sure it was like...
How does this look?
This has to be rage made, no?
I mean, that's pretty good.
43, what's brutal?
Oh. How do I play?
What?
Wait, what?
I didn't even know it.
I've got this space time.
Soraka Ori.
Welcome back, the king of TFT.
Oh, thanks.
Thanks for the sub.
Seraka already
Here your belt
I probably don't really want to open.
BF gear belt, both BF gear.
What even is the line on combat story, I don't get it.
I don't know.
I mean, the thing is, if I go 8 this game, if I go 8 I only lose 25 LP, and if I go 1st I go 1st.
There's like no trait traits which is good I guess.
The line is probably the block honestly, but I just don't have a single bow.
Soraka Arie.
I am so poor.
I don't have...
What the wait, Mordekaiser?
I don't have Timebreaker?
I don't have Primordian?
This is just a BOP4 man.
Like when I don't have, when I don't get trait tree, I don't get it.
How can you play?
But surely the best line is LeBlanc, right?
Like it actually must be.
HP for Rangar is in the casket for the Blanc.
I mean, that's a casket.
Oh!
Wait!
I could also play Zyah, maybe.
Like Hunter Zyah?
Can someone check the stats of Hunter Zyah?
Is that good?
that it's shit but I feel like it's less shit with it's probably not that good
because I only have one that's not even true because dark 2 is actually pretty
pinky the frontline has to be good you also feel more on the low key space
group with comeback is basically 7 group.
Wait, you can play vertical space group without space group plus 1?
I thought that averaged in the 7s.
I'm going to use an empowered game more and heal 10%
I kind of do need money but whatever
I have time break right now it's good enough
What, what even is Soraka's Boon?
I don't even remember.
You heal one and then there's like the, like there's some defensive effect.
What was it?
Oh it gives HP to your whole board?
Um that's actually not bad.
HP on Vanguard.
I mean I'd rather have that than if I'm playing like, that's only if I'm playing
So what happens this game when I rip the arbiter and then the arbiter I can't play with long?
What the fuck is being planned?
It's fine if I find Vex, but let's say I roll on Ava, I don't find Vex.
When the Arbiter starts to drop Zoe and Leona without feeling bad.
I mean, I'm willing to drop Zoe and Leona even if the Arbiter is good.
Because it means that I found Blitzcrank or some other legendary.
Oh yeah, it's mainly the Leona. I don't really drop Zoe.
I drop Zoe if I hit Vex too though.
What even is good with this Star Geyser?
If not Zyra, it's just not playable.
It's just the right games.
The right games special.
GG.
Alright, well...
Riven, listen guys.
Riven is trash.
Riven is trash. The only time Riven is good is you have Darsaur plus one,
Space Crew plus one, or Meple plus one. If you're playing Riven Korky, Riven Nami,
or Riven anything without the plus one, your board is ass. The board is ass.
Sometimes you have to play what you get, no man.
You can't play what you get when you're lose-reaking because you need to start winning out.
It's LeBlanc if I can, but if I can't play LeBlanc then I think I'm a loser.
The Arbiter is not a decent Arbiter, I believe I'm a 3rd.
I mean, it's actually enough for a 300 charge if I actually can forward this, but...
I mean, no one's playing mech.
It's past me for who?
Each people who?
Big Doc.
Let's head back when you go, it's Big Doc.
Big Doc.
I see.
Really see.
Which Arbiter just any anything that helps with long so I could stabilize up the block because if I get a if I get a
combat Arbiter I'm gonna be like I actually cannot lose around starting starting for
one I don't think I'm killing them if I don't kill a single unit do I still
I'll catch up 600 by 300 I don't think so, I think I should have killed myself.
Because the 55, 50 plus 55 plus 60 plus 55 plus 70, oh it is, 50 plus 55 plus 60 plus
Oh, it is.
It actually is.
It's pretty rude to not just play off of that.
That's probably safer than missing the orbiter.
I mean, I got Stargazer and Animal Plus one.
Where's the Stargazers?
30% in 5 marks? Honestly?
Who's a good Stargazer holder?
I just placed some frontline Stargazer with Talon.
I'm kind of going to have to actually keep that one.
Like I play Riven with a...
Holy shit.
I still don't even know what the thing is.
I mean I guess I'll just play around.
I mean probably six anima doesn't do anything and the trait is complete trash.
How can you win a single round with five reverse mods on your board? Please tell me.
Think you can only win if you're playing iron. I
Wait what I think only if you're playing an iron can you win?
If I could be two lives
But I don't want to slam because I'm probably just going to play around whatever 4-costs
I get.
Oh nice.
I probably am going to be key-lised.
HV is also good here.
GD, this game's over.
This game is over for sure.
There's Zyos, so I'm kind of down to just commit.
But I'm pretty sure...
What even is the Lulu? Is it Anti-Deal?
Oh, it is Anti-Deal, so I don't have to build Anti-Deal if I just play Lulu on my board.
And now that I've started it, there's some default piece of shit.
Voyager. I just play Renna Voyager on my board. And I'm kind of down. And then you
also I don't even need kinsu on this one
because I have more than enough I just need Kraken
I mean I go DB last whisper plus one
What do you think I'm playing, Jax?
Hmm
Jax, Samira, Ziya
I could just play like a random karma
Lulu
If I don't play Mordekaiser it doesn't really matter and it's just like a random Bastion.
Okay, I mean I'm pretty sure I won the game and I can also hold like Ramus as well.
Field
Why does it look like I'm kind of poor
I can't even put it on the front line without losing the value of the thing.
Stargazer on this.
Bokeloak.
D.V.
Glass Wispy.
And I go Bokeloak, Jamey, Gear Jame, D.G.
D.G.
How can I lose a round? Please tell me.
Please tell me how I'm losing a single round here.
Someone let me know someone has to let me know how I'm losing a single fucking round. I can't I can't
Five Stargazer two sniper. I don't have Bastion
But I don't even have the roll
But also
I don't I don't really need it cuz I mean it's enough like who cares man okay but I mean I'm just gonna take this it's fine
if I lose it is what it is actually let me use my two three rolls G okay if I'm if I'm
I don't care about that, I undo as many as I announce for the karma dude, sure.
I get Stargazer karma, I guess.
This is my board.
No bastion, it's fine.
Oh no, I didn't care about anti-L because this Lulu wounds, so it's fine, but I don't...
Ana item is getting 20% max health every second until in a 1 equal to 3% of the holders max
health.
What three Voyager 5 what's it called?
I mean like for your character to hit man the unit is fucking trash
And then now I'm kind of down to build
This- this- this Stargazer pattern is trash!
Cause like what happens if they have like a melee carry on this side and it kills this side instantly?
I mean here it's fine.
But like it kills this instantly and then it's just gonna wrap on this side like-
I don't get it!
Does anyone know how I can lose a round?
I hit spreading roots and I actually got some emblems to play around.
And then I hit, so I hit spreading roots on 3-2 and then I had the anima, I didn't put
it here but I had the anima cash out.
Do I even need the gold?
Should I help me go 9?
I have amulet mentioned.
Morgana 2, Tom Kench, Graves.
Rast three
I was hoping for
I don't want to go get to though
I have a high self-powered
Uh-uh.
I don't get it, it's just another first.
it is what it is. Relax buddy he's 50 gold I think I could AFK and he'll never be able to outcap me.
It just look at my board it's fucking disgusting I even cash out this radiant field.
The board is just straight up disgusting.
I can also drop this piece of garbage for Blitzcrank because I don't really care about Dark Star.
I can go like Morgana too, Blitzcrank, Jhin and that's just my board.
I can also just, yeah, I can also play Shen.
This guy has a Fawn Stargazer.
I got this pretty good there.
There's three, three Voyagers like a Spike.
Two-Boi-Jer is like fucking useless.
I mean, you get an extra 6% Amp. That's pretty good.
And then now I heal one turn, so after a little bit I'm gonna have two lives as well.
I think this is good enough.
You can't really miss.
Alright, Bramble.
Now I have another tank as well, 56 to level.
What's 4, Voyager? And that's a 3%?
I'm pretty sure it's impossible for my board to lose, I'm just looking at my horde.
I would feel a lot better if I had one more 2 star.
Like, Jax, he was actually pretty good.
Lulutu was really good.
And then if I stop one more I can actually go for
I don't know what that was about sorry.
I'm probably never playing Bard, because I'm not playing Morticizer.
Also, I think Aurora is already better than Karma, but I'm not playing Morticizer.
Oh, never mind. I'm playing Jhin.
Jhin over Samira.
And then I just play like Morgana 2, if I hit Morgana 2, but I can also play Shentou, if I'm sure.
if I could just heal a little bit more so I can get to some life faster
The longboard would be stronger or weaker. It probably depends on the combat augment.
I mean it's probably weaker if you don't have... I mean if you have like Vex2 with like a defensive
I can just go fast down home board, I've already healed enough, good job.
I'm just going to start building gene items.
tf re-roll
two boots crank
my boots crank got fucking one shot
what happened
I guess, yeah, I'm gonna do a one try.
The heal from Soraka doesn't impact combat story, but the heal from...
what's it called, does.
Honestly, I'm kinda down... AP, AP...
And now I just level for Shen, drop this piece of shit for Jin.
We're gonna do gin to lotion
How can I move I can't
So this was an 8th venue hit spreading Ruthen and it became a first, not really, it was
probably a first reward list.
stars
I get to make you gone fucking
Didn't anyone tell you? The bad guy's never with.
I did get frontline shielding, but I can also go...
I can't this is another verse said
I think you cannot hide from me.
Spreading Roots.
I think if I start losing it doesn't even matter because I'll just be cashing out starting
I
Not starting with combat story
What the fuck what happened to my board you got one shot
There has to be a clone bug. There actually must be. No no no, there must be.
I could just leave Voyager here and then go for an item here.
I don't know the why he's actually going on it.
I'm pretty sure the clone doesn't have...
I know!
Okay, so why do you not have to be an idiot?
Great, and now I'm just stuck here waiting for the entire fucking game.
Yeah, I'm not first time bud, and I have to see you and wait for the combat
You can just ff and get out oh I'm too scared
I don't know how this is not nerfed.
I just, I don't understand.
Cosmic, holy, cosmic restart.
like I don't get it like I don't understand how you guys can test these guys like if these
These guys are actually good, they're already just guaranteed top 4, so there's basically
only one slot available.
I don't get it.
Bro, I'm telling you, Ziya's shoot is actually broken.
Ziya first, Ziya first, Ziya third, Ziya first, Ziya second, Ziya second, but the unit's actually good.
The Stargazer last game was Huntress. I'm pretty sure it's complete trash on Huntress.
The only reason it was playable is because I had a comeback story.
And I had a radiant field or whatever.
Oh god.
I'm tired, man.
I'm tired.
How was the fun, dude?
Not good, I hope.
I think he's still sleeping.
It's not fun when he's winning.
I don't like it.
Fun when he's winning? I don't like it!
Eh, yeah, you're 4 hours again.
Watch CSNQ, I don't think I'm allowed to. I think I have to ask for permission.
Are Spirit winning?
No.
Oh great, it's on Dust2 as well, GG.
Yeah, honestly, Spirit's pretty good as well.
I'm
What is this?
But you can V-roll?
I did not click this.
No wonder I lose every game.
Alright, one more first and then one more top four and then I can start trolling again.
Tomorrow's the last of my words.
Rush Echo.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
one Ezreal and another top 4.
Okay.
Give me.
Oh, god.
Hmm.
I did this slam I probably would be willing to do honestly saving the cap. No
I don't even want to justify
I'm pretty sure same sense
I mean, it's actually just a bad beat. There's no Ezreal. I can't.
This is also savings account.
How is he still not mastered? There's only three masters players.
Like what?
Or four?
Every single one of those games that I just rolled on eight if I top four, wouldn't I be 500 LP right now?
Yes
No, yes, yes
actually playing the board. Actually I'm kind of close. I'm making it 30 next turn regardless
but there's actually a lot of shitters. If this is boarded ass. If that's stadium, he
to the lock.
You have to your rod, rush, I go.
There goes the pipe.
Okay, if I get a victor
On this carousel, I might just play Victor.
Look at this NPC!
Ahhh, I'm tired man.
After three rounds, maybe the forecods can't...
And I have to play around with that forecods?
I
Like a arc I've arc Gumblade if I want to play Victor
No
But I'm pretty sure Victor is insanely good from this spot.
Let me do the math on saving the count.
I'm at 10, then I'm making 50, so it's 15, 21, then I'll be at the 29, so 4 times 28.
That bite him? No. But also, he greeted to play that and then...
And then he got away with it.
Playing the Vex combo with Meensie, that's the only way to throw.
Let's just sit here and go fast nine and not upgrade a single unit because I have zero fucking gold.
And the board loses to victor 3 anyway
20 21
So then I'll be 29 off so I have to make 70 this sort of I want to change it one turn earlier
I'm gonna be I some of the big 70
by the way I just don't know if I'm playing
I don't have a single victor, so I don't even know if I want to play...
I guess I'll know, because if I hit BFO, I'm always a victor.
And if I don't hit BFO, am I just contesting with Blanc?
Because I'm pretty sure this guy's the Blanc.
Actually, he made an Arcangel.
Wait, what?
Oh, are you playing... are you playing mech?
I mean this actually makes it so I have enough money to go 9.
And then I just play atrox to call me plus like all legendaries
I don't really like complete damage though, like atrox, Akali and I just play like Shen
I'm actually just one gold man, whatever.
Now this guy is open.
He's going to enemy cash out into a fast sign as well.
Great man, automatic AC for the rest of the game.
And that's like, it's about a cheese one wing.
But I don't think I'm cheating shit.
My board is terrible.
Alright.
Aatrox, Akali, 2, 5, that... bro I really don't want Thresh, but this is useless!
I'll already be level 9 a thousand gold!
I mean I can't go Thresh, if I go Thresh it's over. I can.
I mean it's fine because I'm probably gonna 4-2 all in anyway.
I mean, she hasn't managed to finish them right now.
And those are my three items for a while, and I just finished all my items and I don't
I don't have a build track that I have, what's it called?
I don't think I killed a single unit.
38.
I'm gonna start the game with 1 HP man, this is a fucking 8.
This is a fucking 8. If I can win...
Let's end this.
Aatrox Akali?
I mean, I have to stack one, or no.
Probably.
I just played meepsy plus like ramus meepsy plus okay nice nice nice oh wait
wait I thought this guy was open it looked like he was open and then his real
unit showed up and this guy is not open oh my it's just another rate
okay if I suck one and I get fuel in I guess I don't have to suck one I can
just all in on four one I don't they have enough I don't I for sure don't
have enough money I can't I can't buy my board
Ergot 2, maybe that's enough to win a round.
Like a 4 mech.
Or 3 mech for what do I get?
20 AD and AP.
I mean, I can just go Sterak's TG.
Alright, this is my last loss.
I can probably play Fiora on the board.
I mean, I probably just hold Nunu, honestly.
Okay, this is not even a bad loss.
Double gym, does that do anything?
I don't see the items.
Galio Rammus, Volgana, Jin, Asol, Antion, Puritou, Shen, and I'm not playing this for garbage.
What's it called, dude?
Gintsu, G.S.?
Brelo? I should probably just itemize this piece of shit.
It won't let me... oh, okay.
I mean, it's not at all...
I have 13 gold, it's doable, but...
I'm the music alio is like
But it has to be like
I need a blitzcrank for the new user and I just drop drop and say
fuck it, I'm sorry
seven rolls
I mean, I had to take echo.
A great piece.
5 plus already had me fucking piece of shit.
Fuck you.
Bro, I'm not in this trap, bro.
6 free rolls, 6 free rolls, 1 free roll, GG, GG, GG,
this
can you
I mean I just need Blitzcrank. One Blitzcrank in my board is actually good man.
Oh I'm good at it. 20.
I mean the econ is still looking good man.
I'm pretty sure Seto is also rolling for Vex, he is.
I didn't see a single Blitzcrank either, I can't.
I don't get it, how?
I don't get it.
I didn't see a single Blitzcrank.
I didn't see a single Blitzcrank or Vex.
How man?
How?
Oh my god.
What is that?
Where is this wall?
I was losing my life, it was really bad because that was really strong.
I can heal the two lives if I just win some rounds.
I need Vex 2 in the Blitzcrank, this gin unit and ass!
Let's make some news.
I think this is not even good until I hit the Vex 2.
I remember there was about eight.
my board sucks
He doesn't have Vex to yet either.
H.R.S. is Shred armor shred and MR shred whole board and then Akali is precision whole board.
The legendaries don't do anything because it's something they have items.
Like what the fuck does a grade 2 with 0 items do?
What the fuck does a barbed 2 with 0 items do? Absolutely nothing.
I hit this 0 every turn until you hit X.
Great man. You just hit X too.
Oh my god, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I
Bold infinite gold how
And then if I fight him, I'm gonna like I just eat that. Okay, it's fine
I just need to win some rounds so I can I can heal up the two lives and get into top four. Oh
Great, I fight him after he eats the next two I can't
Alright, if I beat Seth to go, I might as well just chill, because I think this is the
only guy I can lose to.
I'm going to try to get a little bit of the damage, but I'm going to try to get the damage.
I'm going to try to get the damage, but I'm going to try to get the damage.
Oh, he's dead with three vices back in the pool.
This voice tab is useless
Gensu Morello JG
Gensu Guard GG Gensu GS Morello
Alright, and now I just level 4... I don't even know what.
star sniper 1 2 3 4 5 trade
How trash 2.9 express me you are legit awful
I don't know.
I can probably stack two and then I can just guarantee roll
I'm
I'll kill a single unit.
Early learning's Baron's lair.
Alright, okay, I've got one shot.
of
I'm on tech.
Oh, God.
Baron layer level, I went forward.
Oh, God.
Tree, tree, Warpap, Cashile, Baron layer.
I mean just just know just know oh I forgot to add early learning I think I
already did add it actually
like it doesn't matter what your board is game is very imbalanced let the
high rollers win this is a how can you bought for oh it actually let me I
We're going to add Baron's lair
I just wanted to know, since it's a go ahead, it's not going to be in my history, next
two, greats two, everything two, and he went seven.
that to me buddy.
Now the legendaries are actually not good. Like they're legit not good.
You know what's good?
Econ and combat into the legendaries with combat.
He's right.
Are you higher ranked than K.P. Soju or did he pass you?
Let's see.
I think I got blocked.
Oh wait, did I get blocked?
oh no it's present the blocky
dive in too I can't
This Q-tine... this is the worst.
Hello, Pressur?
Can you unblock me?
Hello President, can you unblock me?
Oh no, Graves is an ass.
Graves is an actual trash.
Oh fuck that unit.
I did.
Okay, can you add me then?
You know what unit is actual trash?
It's Fiora.
Bro, this Fiora unit is fucking trash, man.
I had Fiora with 3 items and Master Yi with a Stargazer plus 1.
And my Fiora was getting outdamaged by Master Yi with 0 items.
Where's uh, it's milk playing.
Hello, press event, milk isn't playing.
I think he's watching C.S., alert.
Emerald One!
I learned...
First of it!
I'm messaging right now.
I don't even think he's watching CS.
Because I think Spirit got 3-0ed.
I put my money on a Magix.
Magix! GG. Magix. Oh my god. Did Magix drop higher than a 0.7 rating this time? Let me see. Results?
Oh wait, what the fuck? Magix was their second best performer.
Ah great, She-Roll, the fucking coin flipper. Coin flip, a .77. GG. I mean, Taneer is actually good, so I don't know how you drop a .3. And then Xothix is just known-ass. And then Magix is also known-ass. I don't get it.
But I'm tired.
But I'm saying if if I were to bet
Check Milk's TFD history where it's in.
Alright, you know what, let me count how many games he played today.
One, two, he played three games only.
No, no, no, I'm messaging him.
Nope.
at milk you have three games played today you are you you are 17 games away
from your daily quota. Alright.
No heart binds me.
There is Yeshua that will follow this path until the end.
Huntress.
Two more to go.
Ugh.
Allow me, Baird.
Ah, Billy-yo.
I actually probably haven't opened it though, so I don't know if I want to just...
I guess if I don't have a Slammable then like what can you do?
Like see this is the thing.
You would think that like hey I can level for Shepard and then level 5 is Vanguard.
But like I don't even know if it's correct to even hold this garbage when I can just
sell and just hold Ezreal and Milio.
I don't get it.
I don't understand why you would not play Timebreaker. It just does not make sense to me.
Ah... I...
Oh, okay.
Like, why don't I just play Timebreaker?
I mean, it's not like I'm slamming that.
Backline blueprint, Warpath, Oral farming, Contract, Kill-up.
Oral farming's ass. And what I get.
I kind of want to just lose then so I can reforge this shit and I'll just play off of
that.
Orphor is legit trash.
I don't even know a single legendary that's actually good for you to want to get it on
4-3.
You're forced to stack 4, 1, and 4, 2.
Like, your board is just, the initiative is just fresh.
And then you load up against someone with spreading roots.
I just lost 20.
I love you, it's fine though.
I might have to play...
Yeah, I have Challenger plus 1.
for free. I actually really need to hold 8 rocks, but I also kind of want to hold the
allowee because allowee means I can play Victor and I can play the Blanc, and allowee
is just like broken. That's playing Bayard 3. Graves is terrible, Morgana is probably
Probably the best one, Bard is probably fine, Fiora is not good, and I feel like there's
so many insta-looses.
Can I actually win?
That actually win.
Wow, Billy just don't really have a choice.
He's really the boss.
Oh, Billy-O?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Replication?
I think he's playing Bay guard 3 as well.
here to here to here to here this is also going for big R3 I mean this is open with
or farming he is animal with or farming guys
I need to make sure
this guy loses his strength
Alright, well the game starts as soon as I reforge the Challenger plus one.
Let's wrap this up.
Okay.
Oh.
Wait, what?
Fawcett?
Wait, what happened?
Wait, can Fawcett lose?
No way.
Okay.
No, no they didn't. Wait, were they close? No? Okay, I was about to say, bro, the 76ers
are fucking trash. That team, bro. No, you doughnut. Okay, never mind. This isn't magic.
I'm just saying people, I'm not saying there's match racing or anything, but people are
making new accounts and just putting 5 mil on the fucking, on the, what's it called, on, on the
business. That's all I'm gonna say. I, I don't know if there's some win training going on, I mean
probably not because it's a playoffs, but like low key the regular season, if you see someone
making new account and just drop a fucking hammer on one side, chances are it's either a fucking
match fix or, or, or that shit's in 100-0, but I'm pretty sure it's in 100-0 distance,
but I'm actually not doing it. I'm officially retired. I'm focusing on PFT.
Like all my life I'm not on this game. I'm not fucking like I'm not on this game.
All right.
All right, the holder gains a challenger trait on takedown, the holder next to the test.
Alright, well, this is the game.
No grief.
Oh, it's backline blueprints, but I'm pretty sure Challenger is the worst one.
I feel like there's so many good options, but I mean, Challenger has to be the worst
one.
I
Bell that
Vanguard I
Mean I can still play Victor even with even with Vanguard
I think you just play you just like three Vanguard and you just Vanguard like some garbage and call it a day
But that's only if I get
Let's go on
So I could also just play Vanguard on the Blanc which is really good.
Are you guaranteeing reporters?
No, no, no.
You're only guaranteeing your pot two.
If you're pot two, you're guaranteeing a reporter.
I think this is helping me when I'm going to play 242, what I get, HP. Alright, I'm coming back to ArchGee. This game's over. Oh, this game is fucking over. I can't!
Acceleration Hex.
Ahhhh.
It's just too boring.
Gintu Vanguard Moistap is already more than enough.
But I can kinda see the flexible.
If this doesn't give me a raw GG.
Fuck you!
So that means I probably should have just finished...
Ah, shit. I should have just finished Void Staff, man.
Now my items suck.
I mean, it skins it like Vanguard on the long, it's really good though. It's so much of that speed.
Buuuuut...
Ah, shit.
Hello?
I should have just finished Void and then...
Or I should have went like tier and then on this one I go bow so that means I'm one against two off,
But now I need a rod around screwed, but honestly, I'm like guaranteed a rod so it's probably fine
But I think
I'm not just playing towards the best way to probably be voting for the front line
This guy's playing towards the block for the thing is he's no econ whatsoever
And I'm probably gonna be one life, but it doesn't even matter. I have Vanguard plus one and I have 250 HP entire board
So I'm pretty sure I just won the game.
Assuming I don't get fucked here.
I-I just need...
It's legit awful I'm fucking me
I don't get it.
I'm pretty sure I just play six Vanguard and don't play all of them, but I don't know
Also, I just realized I haven't even seen my Arbiter yet.
She didn't even give me heat.
Let's see, let's see.
I mean, it's nothing to do with Boise. No matter what, I need Gensu first.
Like, if I don't hit Gensu, it's just FF.
And that's just that. If I don't find a Rock, it's just FF.
I'm still two lives. This guy has two new noobs. Great.
I mean, I just, I didn't see a single forecost. My bad. My bad. Like, what?
I mean, it's definitely my fault, I guess.
Okay, I found the best, it's fine.
I'm 5 Vanguard, but I mean it's not like I can roll anymore, one roll fuck.
fire board staff. Okay. Did I get a 7 at times? The block 2. Zero gold. Also he's
really, I mean it's fine. I mean the problem is, oh no this game is a
guarantee date. This guy 4-1 all in with less money than me and hit
everything anyway all right all right well guess I'll just roll and then
and hopefully I can hit new number two.
I mean it's probably because they just hit what's it called man.
Oh, god, I'm never hitting that to win.
I don't know how to do this, but I don't even know how to find a bloodstream, and the only thing that's pretty good is to use the ability.
Oh, good.
I don't even have a lousy dish.
The Arbiter is ass.
I don't think you can go into that though, because it's the one where, uh...
It's the one where you get armor and MR, and look at his HP, that's pretty high.
It double procs on every single vanguard at the start of combat, every single voyager
at the start of combat, and after it's 50%.
So it has 122 AP even when half my vanguard is even big damage.
Well I don't have...
Uhhh...
This fucking trash, man.
Three mana regen.
GG.
The verisense is pretty good.
But I kind of...
I kind of...
Oh, that's correct.
Wait?
I mean one of the loli two are new to our ports not even bad man
Also my Arbiter is trash but Loki maybe is going to it.
The entire lobby has two star duty man.
Are two star everything.
I mean the fore cost everyone hit and then I didn't see a single Nunu or a Leblanc
on the forecloth shop where someone with way less gold than me can just hit
oh i mean ends around with 140 ap that's pretty good name i don't get it i don't get it
i can't even find the lowy too bro who is pinging
Alright, where's not even bad, like 6 Vanguard with HP on whole board, Electro charge on
the entire frontline, it's not even bad.
My Arbiter is a...
You think this can go infinite?
When an enemy dies, all Arbiter's gain 18 armor and magic resist.
You think that can go infinite?
Who knows?
Surely I can beat someone with 50 gold.
What's his armada?
Uh, 20 cent are game dealing, I'm not sure I can beat this one.
A round doesn't even over, it's no setter in our base.
Dumblade is ass, man.
Have you guys played Dumblade on the Blunk?
It feels like it's not an item.
You could just kill them faster.
I can't.
Next two, Karma two.
Oh my god.
I could beat this guy, though.
I can beat this guy though.
Next two.
I'm sure it's not double D.U.
The goodness is that I have Vanguard around here, so uh, maybe I don't get one shot.
I got stunned by it, I don't even know what.
GG!
Wahoo!
Riot Games!
GD!
GD everybody!
Barus encounter!
The 4 cost shop!
Hey, GD, everybody, Baris encounter?
The four cost shop?
I'm the richest in the lobby, but it doesn't matter
because six new news are gone on 35.
How?
Like how is this even possible?
Six new news are gone.
How is that my fault?
Please tell me.
I don't understand.
How is that my fault?
I- it's not! It's just not!
Oh my- and then get this, ready? I checked my- I checked my- my Arbiter. Unlucky!
GG!
3-5-4-cause-shop-verus-encounter?
Nice. Congrats everybody. Congrats.
GG's. GG.
What a fucking joke man, I can't.
I can't.
Oh, boy.
Why do you always go lose streak?
Because it's broken!
Every single one of these games, I am self-30 HP at walls.
It is fucking broken.
It is just legit broken.
I went 8th not because of the loose streak.
It's because it's a bad beat.
You cannot tell me.
I just, I see a full shot before cost.
It was, it was Nami, Karma, Aisle, Aisle, Yi.
It was so fucking ass, I still remember all five units.
It was that trash.
Oh my god, and then I see two forecast from three five carousel no karma no new new no Leblanc my bad my bad
GG everybody
GG GG everybody
And get this
It's fine if I miss, but the problem is it was the various four-cost shops and the entire lobby
Just gets gifted seven new news without rolling a single time and get this and get this
That encounter is a one in three. It's a full RNG
So I thought quadruple bad beating oh
I
You've done no, yes
But like I feel like it's like that game
They'll have to get through me.
Like, how?
Listen, I understand that you want to sit there and rage bait, but you can, like, the best
rage bait?
I'm not saying that you should be saying this, but the best one is to just say, like, yeah,
like, maybe don't open Nick's door.
If you genuinely think opening has anything to do with that three-five bad beat, like,
how the fuck, how, like, where is, where are your eyes and where is your brain?
I- I- How is that your takeaway?
I can.
Look out!
Oh, God.
I'm not even re-dreading. It's just unreasonable.
What that shit is?
It's not racist.
Oh no it's fine.
Reach for the stars.
Feed the flames.
Medallion.
Price.
Oh
Gini Gini
Stargazer medallion Vanguard
If we were any other stargazer this game is over, but I think medallion is for sure the
worst one.
Because there's no way I'm rewilling from this spot.
My opener is too good.
And that's just like a three cost removal that I can play
No, but I'm just actually good with stargazer plus one
Vanguard with stargazer
I mean I could play what's it called right now, but I'm pretty sure my board should fight
through it.
So I don't know if I want to play, I mean I could just use it for, oh you know what it's
a bearish encounter, maybe I should get a 3 star 1 cost for a little bit more damage
here.
I mean that's what I like to call a good beat, like that's what can happen.
Like that can actually happen, and you know what I did well there?
Absolutely nothing.
nothing. I just got lucky. Just like last game, I got unlucky. Like what the fuck was that man?
game allies in empowered hexes game 12 oh wait honestly it's not even that bad
you just get 12% damage yeah but is that even that bad no
Can you stop clicking Gamble Augments and play TFT?
This is not a Gamble Augment, it's just legit broken.
I don't know where the Gamble is.
Where's the Gamble?
It doesn't matter what you get, you use it with the game.
Because at the end of the day, even if you can only use one emblem, okay nice, it
broke even with a T2, who cares?
Let's say you got like two trash ones, which I don't even know if there's two like primordian with no primordian on 2 1 and anima
No, anima on 2 1 you just sell your entire board open is reforged over for such it
and the only way you get fucked is if
The only way you get fucked is if the primordian goes into anima and the anima goes into primordian I
I think that that is legit the only way
5 free rerolls with a belt?
I mean, if I'm making a 3 star it's going to be a...
If I'm going for a 3 star it's going to be through the other one, where you get like
5 5-shears.
And then I'll probably go for something random 3 star again.
Honestly, but then I don't think my board is going to have a single 1 cost.
So I think I'm just going to...
I could play, I could just not play Jax.
Voyager plus one. I don't think I'd be that guy to remember this.
I could also just go Bambar...oh I could go...
I mean let me see what the...
I can go Leonid 3 with... I'm not quite the type of guy.
I could go Vanguard Riven with Nunu Talon and that's just my board.
Oh shit, I find a tree.
So it'd be like four Vanguard with Vanguard Riven and I flex the backline.
I could go like Allawi.
Allawi, Meetsie.
I mean, why don't I just place an eye on it?
Why don't I just wait until I die? I don't get it.
But the thing is, I...
What, too?
GG.
I could also just get a Reforger and just...
And just dip.
On the Stargazers.
I
Don't be a
Don't be a fraud
Please tell me oh, no, it's medallion. I mean, it's not even that low key. I mean some damn game. That's pretty good
Jax
I'm so
I don't even know if I want to report.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to play this. I'm calling it a day.
So I just play four Vanguard frontline? No. I think I'm going to be playing four.
But if I really slammed, I might as well just not play Jax and play 4, construct a companion
on...
I mean it's basically 6% damage and it's not even bad.
That's only if I get...
I mean, 6% damage and I'm running in the belt, fuck it.
Okay, should I just report Stargazer then?
And I can...
Does this even do anything?
Why is there no 5 without um?
Am I just playing a corky on my board?
I'm just playing a corky on my board
My team does not have a single item and I have a DB so there's a forge DB
I probably shouldn't have reforged it last turn. I also need to reforge the Stargate to a plus one.
I don't want to reforge the Rod, though. I probably shouldn't have reforged it last turn. I should have done it last turn. I'm actually trolling.
I don't play like a truck to Kali
I'm sure the team is gonna do something
but I give him a light up
5 free rolls
I don't even want to go in through though
I think I'd rather have Varus, always.
Am I just double removing because I want this rod I just I am an idiot no I'm an
idiot because I just realized I have to double remove again no I'm an idiot I
I'm an idiot.
Unless I want to sell one too. I'm an idiot. I'm out of removers.
Oh.
No, I don't want to reforge the talent. I want to reforge the Stargazer plus one as well. Oh
Oh my! I mean it's fine, I still have two more, right? Because I'm getting, I still have three.
But you can't put Stargazer on the Talon.
And I want to, and I need to just, I got one around, I need to just stop trolling.
I mean, it's just gonna be TF.
Oh
I go, what's better, Gintsu, Guardbreaker, Play-Around, Gintsu, Guardbreaker, Morillo.
I can also go dashers.
I don't need anti-heal, fuck that.
I'm running out of removers.
I mean, I'm not going to Merlo on this guy, I don't know what's wrong.
I don't even know what I'm rolling for.
I think I am fucked
I mean I can salvage the
let's pray for a vanguard craze
Vanguard, Starax, Gargoyle, Primordian on Sharkfarms with the HV, 4 feet, and the Miel and Centipurpy.
I'm rolling for a milio that's it
one two I mean I remember up three
three I'm pretty sure I need to play
Oh shit, I'm pretty sure I need to play atrox this game, and not play Grades, like it's
supposed to be atrox plus...
I mean my board is going to be good at level 9, but I have no shred, I have no anti-heal,
and I have no, and I have to go Varus or I'm screwed.
I have no anti-heal, no shred, no anti-hem, I have nothing, I got straight up nothing.
Oh my god.
But I can also just sell this at 9, and then I can go like Vanguard Graves too, that doesn't
even do anything.
on me
what the fuck is this
i was actually good later
should i check this ono
here's a dhp one
I mean, he's not healthy, why don't you just stack two more?
I mean, ideally, I'm just going to frontline this and then just give it- wait, I just frontline
it and I just give it to Staraq plus what's it called right?
If I'd be leo-ing that could have gone to some extra gold and rolls.
DB Spark.
I mean that's pretty good.
Is there a Milio? No.
I mean, it's fine. It's fine. I mean, the DV is not even good because I have a spark,
but I mean, there's no greats when it's strong in the room too. I can also just drop, drop.
I just don't have money I mean no matter what I make this is this spot is it's terrible
I'm not even kidding though if I help Millio on my roll down I don't even think my spot
What is that bad?
I have no anti-heal.
Jack's through it.
I'm rolling once, fasty on that's pretty good.
Fiora? Fiora Yi. Is that good?
Mili-Yoke. No, if I can, if I can even say, oh great I'm fighting Fiora. I'm by my
sack when I saved nine gold. That's not gonna be the difference of anything
man maybe I can save one HP and get a place
9 HP diff
I mean, honestly this gets the bonus as well, it's not even bad
Yeah, fuck it!
Wait?
Yeah, fuck it
There's also a shim in there
This brings the team into the trap.
This is the saddest crisis of all time, holy shit.
I don't know who I think.
Look at my board.
I can't.
I got anti-kill, that's pretty good.
I just realized
I can't even buy the Blitzkrieg because I upgraded my fucking what's it called
Also
I think I mean if I lose this run I'm dead so I think I need some pass.
My board is ass just look at my board
I mean they fold the fucking primordian.
I mean I could have just full opened and then re-rolled and then that way I'm not setting
my items and I just play towards Leblanc.
You know my game was probably a guaranteed top 4.
Like I can just ditch, I should just ditch the Stargazer instead of trying to use that
shit.
I'm like, wait why is there no like 5 Medallion or something?
I don't get it.
Or like, how come shouldn't Stargazers benefit more from the Damage Amp?
Because then in Medallion, what the fuck is the point of Stargazer plus one? I don't understand.
A unit with Stargazer and a unit without Stargazer is straight up no difference.
Like you know in the other ones the Stargazer gained more bonus, why is it different in Medallion?
I don't get it.
What the fuck is Stargazer?
Oh my god.
Thank you, he's right, thank you.
Trainwreck's father.
Also bro, I was playing Valorant with Goblin Songs, Phoenix, Sarah, and Prestavint, and
we ran into the five sack of prod, Subrosa's girlfriend, Trainwreck's, and some other, and
the entire time these guys are just sitting there accusing us of stream sniping.
What?
And I was just sitting there just getting fucking rage baited or what?
And how the fuck?
You think we're gonna sit there and stream snipe?
How?
How did I know?
Because they're just all chatting the entire game.
Crazy! Crazy how I hide my screen and we don't run into the stack anymore!
What?
Bro, that is rage bait.
That actually, holy fuck, I got God.
I never even fucking chatted, but I was just chatting away.
I was just like, holy fucking shit, how the fuck are you...
Oh my God!
And then after they were still convinced.
I because they're all on stream remote so I don't know I mean I don't know who the fuck they are and then after I went in and they're
All just sitting there. They're just sitting there complaining about stream sniping. It's fucking cringe
It is and then the Rose and Joins call. He's like, oh shit. It's so true. Oh
My and then he was basically vouching for us that we're not gonna be fucking stream sniping man who the
We just play ballerina
But anyways, that's just a side story that happened like a month ago or something.
Oh, I'm good at it.
No.
You know what's cringe?
When I tune into a Valorant streamer, I'm not saying stream sniping doesn't happen, but I feel like a lot of times, if you play bad, it's not stream sniping, you just play bad.
Like, I don't get it, like they're just sitting there hard-stucked fucking immortal 3 and just
accusing every possible fucking mishap to be stream sniping.
And I'm just sitting there, how is that stream sniping?
Wow!
He spanned the smoke?
Ho!
Damn!
Guess I mean, I can't do that!
What the fuck?
Oh my...
I'm not saying, I'm not saying Prod doesn't get stream sniped, cause I actually, I mean
and some of the shit that happens to them,
that shit's egregious.
Like some of the shit that actually happens is egregious.
But like if you're sitting in a smoke and you get spam,
how is that stream sniped?
Like if your late lurk just randomly gets hard cleared,
that's probably a stream snipe.
But I feel like if you're complaining about stream snipe,
because they're holding, like they're on an off angle
and you walked into an off angle
and got your head taken off,
that's not stream snipe.
Maybe next time you don't fucking, you don't walk into it and just, I don't, I don't fucking know.
Valorant players complain more than TFD players. Yes, man.
Uh...
Wait, hold on.
Let me... I haven't showed you...
My, uh...
My...
My clip...
The monthly best clip of my life.
Gigi, sir.
Gigi! Gigi!
Who the fuck is this guy?
Damn.
Let me see if there's a let me have some let me see if I have some recent clips.
Probably not.
tomorrow's the last of my words. Nope, not that.
Bro, Killjoy is so fun to play.
I just realized bro, I need to play some ballerin actually kj that champ
Goddamn
It's so fun I don't even know why
I have one play with KJ. I play Pearl and I put my turn on top of that box at the bottom
of art and then in the moment the bot makes the noise I just sleep and then get
this be adjusted be adjusted next time you you you put this you put the bot
there at the same place and instead of swinging off of that you just you just
sit close art with a nova Gigi Gigi man kids once fuck that's my only play
Early Learning's Money, Hungry, Tear Glove, Kale, Echo.
learnings into Ezreal Re-roll?
It is Kale for I- oh shit.
I'm pretty sure it's because we lost a lobby, I can't.
Okay.
So what happens if I don't find...
Okay, nice.
I'm gonna move into the charge, it's really important.
Because I can roll once on three.
What happens if the trap doesn't give me Cho'Gath and Ezreal?
I'm just eight.
Also, what even is the most important item in this column?
I mean, don't worry about the stats, since that's our fake.
These are the stats, but the thing is that's not with early learnings, like Gargoyle plus
of this ish and then shogunite is good one roll gg on the one show gap I mean I
And I can gain a roll but then I lose.
Do you care about Ruxi3?
Probably not, right?
You have your items?
And then what even is the board?
Is it just vertical...
Trodo stacks on cats not just kill? Wait, really?
Oh, what the fuck? GG! GG!
Wait, what?
Uh, oh yeah, what's what's the board?
Can someone help me like is this just vertical bruiser plus or is it
And it's four timebreaker four timebreaker. It's vertical timeblower
It's four timebreaker, please four brawler four timebreaker, okay
Alright, well this is the game right here, this is actually the game.
I just need items, so don't get items on me.
This is the end, genie!
My lord!
Hello?
I'm going to beat him a little bit, let's talk to him.
I can't be on two.
One more.
Great, and then I love to guess I'm going to fight this guy.
Okay, can I pivot?
But what the fuck am I even pivoting into?
I'm sure I'm not fighting that guy
Oh, no.
This guy's re-rolling, uh, I don't understand how this can be my board.
Oh, I can, oh I can pivot into Milio T.F., and I, I, I, I just sac early lorries, I mean
it's still combat.
Or, I'm not Milio T.F., uh, Milio, Milio Lululu, Pantheon, with three Pantheon.
I mean, I don't have a single copy of, of Cho'Gath or Ezreal.
That's fine.
I already rolled like three times I have I've gotten a total of
Okay, I mean that's not even bad.
I'm pretty sure you need Gargoyle or Zed.
And then I have Bow Bow, Tear of Glove.
I mean I also pretty sure you need Redemption or Zed.
Alright.
I mean this doesn't even look bad.
BFL cut electric charge is electric charge good in chugat or should I just
go for a turn item
I can go aegis of dust for an item for 70 mr 400 HP that's pretty good I see that
item and let me drop this Gragas all right I mean it's actually looks pretty good
which will get so I even go can't be on three I mean I actually have some
copies. How does damage MP good on this build? Oh, I don't get it. You're not even healing
the fucking Jogas. Oh my god. Okay. Well, I'm pretty sure after, like, I'm pretty sure
This is gonna be actually broken if I hit it at a reasonable pace.
I think.
One goal. Okay?
I mean I am hitting at a reasonable pace.
That's pretty good. I had two copies, two copies, and now I'm at six copies, five copies.
6 copies, 5 copies, and yeah.
Why does he look so strong?
Also, I didn't even know Chogat only gains HP if he casts.
What the fuck?
He doesn't even need to, uh...
He doesn't even need to kill the unit, I don't know that.
If I go 8, I only lose 25 LP. Who the fuck cares?
Tom Ketch. I mean that has me pretty good, right?
Alright, if I lose the Nesraun and I see one more Chogan, I'm just going to send him to
like it
So why do I have three Ezreal's total?
Can this hatch Ezreal?
Oh, I don't even- I got it-
Ah, shit.
Wait, you can hatch Ezreal too, though? Really?
Hold on.
I mean I'm actually pretty strong also this this one is really good because now I'm back to uh even
automatically even in a meta vhs game
honestly
I'm kind of out of breath right now
Alright, well I'm about to send it and then I'm gonna get Milio 3 and it's gonna have
items.
It's gonna be Red buff Milio with IUDF plus 3 and then it's Kale so I'm gonna have
items.
And then if I make it to a Briven plus a Jhin, I'm pretty sure yours win out.
Right.
Bow.
Bell.
Bo?
Bel?
I mean I can go National 2 GA plus
Bo, Bel, DF
Let me roll to uh, 40
Okay Ezreal 3 that's pretty good it's the gigalwiss
I'm sorry I'm too curious
Rob plus what's it called
How is it just dead instantly?
I'm just saying Dan's Cho'Gath was way tankier than whatever the fuck that was.
Wait, what?
URF.
Milio?
Okay, I'm one off, and that's pretty good.
I can actually go salvage mid and reforge, not really, I mean it's not...
Darth Star's fat is broken.
Side effects.
Yeah, let me just take URF for a plus one, and that's not even a plus one because I don't even have to be S.A.
Okay, how do I get anti-armor?
Well, I'll get it eventually, right?
Wait, how do you even make a Dark Star Spat?
Yes, Lord.
I think I'm losing to Zoe too, Gale.
But I'm like, I'm actually scaling.
Wait, no, no, no, I'm telling you?
Oh, I'm about to win out.
This is actually a guarantee first.
No, no, no, no.
This looks like an eighth, but this is actually a guarantee first.
Two rolls for free.
One
Two, okay water the one of old past
Also, how do I even get six I mean next turn I can I can get oh
Shit, I think I just lost with Zoe to
That's what
Oh, I'm actually getting a ceiling though, okay
I'm pretty sure I should be playing the fucking a truss on my board or no
like how are like malchai atrox like how the fuck are you are you supposed to get antie
i will bring justice to this like like like you play malchai plus
you play malchai plus atrox and then that way you can
I mean, I have to just hit this.
What is atrox?
I mean, I don't even think I can play it though.
28?
I have to level this wall, man.
Hello!
Okay, nice.
And now I just level through this with something to speak.
GG.
Rodglove, play around Cloak.
Happy event, Road.
Am I playing time? Whatever the fuck? No?
Die, too.
It's actually close actually close
I have no anti-MR.
Okay if I can survive, because I can go even shroud, last item Ezreal moved the natural
tooth over here.
If I can survive and I get a radiant item, I'm pretty sure I actually went out.
No, no, please, please, please.
I'm actually about to win out.
Please, please, please.
Okay, surely I can beat Victor too, right?
It's not that no shred at all.
Oh, here's some anti-heal.
Okay, okay
And then I just need a ribbon in GG
I mean that's pretty good
Radiant GG
I mean, that means I should just carry this piece of shit and just give give that
all the items. And then 56 to level. I have two free rolls for a ribbon.
Because I can just sell this piece of shit. Now watch this. Just watch this shit.
GG!
I got two Bastion and that's pretty good, but I can play like Riven plus, uh,
Riven plus Jhin, like a sniper.
Because if someone doesn't even do anything, I don't know if they do anything either.
It's actually close like if I found a ribbon, I actually win this game
I don't care that.
Low key.
Bro, you guys are saying demoted as if it's even a bad thing. Listen.
Listen.
When you go eight, how much LP do you lose?
probably like 50. How much LP did I just lose? I don't know I do I really have
to spell this out for you guys? How much LP did I just lose? 25. So how much LP
did I gain? 25. How much LP like or what place gains 25 LP? Probably like a 2.5.
What did I just place? 2.5.
So I really have to spell it out. I don't get it.
That's not how it works. That's literally how it works.
I think I've gained 500 LPM Master's, don't worry solace I'm coming.
No every single set I'm telling you it's just without fail.
The moment I hit Master's, oh I will be sitting there for a good week.
You're back.
you
I just peed for two minutes straight.
These fucking pants, these fucking pants that I bought don't have like a zipper, so you actually have to like take off your fucking pants just to pee.
I don't get it. I mean, they're $15.
That's most pants? Wait, really?
Wait, really? I feel like most pants that I buy always have like a zipper.
Yes?
Really?
No, like actually, wait, really?
Yes.
Most pants?
oh wait honestly you're right it's just I think these pens are like more tight so
then you have to like you can't like pull
oh dear
of
I'm not here to learn about your peeing routine please focus on the game bro you literally
got the modded vid lecture like we need something something something I want to gain.
If I'm shameless I can just click this as instantly mean is there an Ezreal no.
Oh I didn't even check the jacks but I don't think it matters.
There's all the jacks that started there.
Do I even want to win?
I probably should have scouted it, because what if someone else has?
Oh wait, oh what the fuck?
If I rob so many times but only they have the money is it like he gained 50% of his net worth because he would have lost all his money
but only half. I mean yeah, I know
because it's actually kind of like a good beat because you could have taken it all
But I mean you being happy and yeah, I basically gained half
I
Haven't uh, I haven't placed lower than a top two playing this home. It's just so broken
I don't know
It's just so broken.
I have any time to find the time to do the...
Just wondering what's your address.
Yeah, good one, man.
Is there no phone line?
How? Okay, how do I not have a single Ezreal?
How is that even possible?
Like one Ezreal and GG man.
Great, and now I fight a non-opener.
The ultimate is too tanky.
You just uh, I mean I need to find Dekon on stage 3 for sure.
You just get uh, both of your Orans gain extra HP, and both of your Sumir's gain extra HP.
But like it's only good if it's gone because you actually benefit from playing double smear up, whereas I feel like other classes don't really benefit that much, so I'm playing double that one.
I don't know what to do with this one.
Six gold? That's pretty good.
What's the other one? Swarovka?
Kaisa.
Well, all I know is that you need Choujin, and then you need Las Wispah.
And then the other ones don't really matter that much.
How?
How is there no entry?
Is there... Do I have dual front line at least?
No.
I know shogun about that shogun last whisper last time doesn't matter
you can go IEDBGS I'm pretty sure you can even get away with
Okay, probably not.
Should've not just remembered that something's fucking off there.
I'm just down 8 gold.
Oh, great. Ezreal.
And guess who I'm gonna fight next turn?
Just guess.
I mean this guy's open this guy's open I and then I fight this I mean I shouldn't
care about being on a lot of the xp
but I might just fight this guy oh no it's okay I'm gonna say that I can just
like this guy
I'm not sure if this single symbol, what the fuck is this, man?
Oh, God.
Double Pantheon.
Double Ezreal.
Double Ezreal, I'm probably not going to be able to kill me yet.
I mean it's actually fine.
Lose, win, lose, lose, lose.
I think the most broken object is still bitching.
Honestly you're right.
How am I bitching here?
All of this action that was broken along in the game.
I remember I don't want to make double whiffle them.
I just need some BS swords and then I don't like D-claw, I think D-claw is really good.
Alright, don't tell Preston when I'm playing this.
Like basically we agreed to not play the fucking known broken shit, so we can actually practice
the game.
But this shit is just straight up used win for free, I just won for free.
Advanced load.
Gold gold.
gold and that's a pretty low chance for it to roll
oh actually warlords honor
How many units on my final board do I have right now?
Just a ward, that's it.
I'm pretty sure my board should be stable with this on 2 star 2 star.
Oh, the single ward.
I think it...
Yeah, it's missed for sure that was a 4-1, but...
Uplink?
Victor 2?
Calculated loss?
Bronze for life.
I
How the I mean, no the thing is if I declaw my order, I'm pretty sure I just show them
Broadchain, Shogun, Laska's Prime.
Ooh, shot.
Oh, that was about the same. I could win this. I mean, I would prefer to win, but it's alright.
7 free re-rolls in a tier, the bow is useless, but I kinda want, I mean I just need to go.
Like it's actually pretty important that I find a Nunu or a Zyagaer, like no Nunu no
I was actually so fucking bad.
30 to level 28 next turn.
I kind of just level next turn and just roll for some units.
So I get an extra turn in.
I don't know if I want to get one extra roll.
Nice.
but not hitting a uh...
an orn or a zyra or a nu nu is fucking annoying, the 4 dash is kinda hard
10 free rolls
basically level 750
57? alright gg, you can go where
This was our world first.
Four free rolls.
Two free rolls. One free roll. I can't.
This is my board.
This is my board. I have one horn.
I have one Ornn, one Samira in 20 Gold of Rolls.
Am I double first pick? No, I'm only getting one Anvil.
I'm trying to... one more so I can hatch like a nice.
That way I can start feeding the boulders.
I mean preferably I could feed another Samira but I don't know.
Alright, I need to roll until 1 Samira or I'm screwing with it.
Samira, please.
I mean, I guess technically I could play...
I kinda want to feed the other one though, like right now, but I...
I can't.
I can just play an aces.
But I feel like I don't have enough damage, because I'm a dvd.
to your player on chain, have some Bargade.
Oh wait, I just rolled a full-time Bargade.
How come it looks like I have three Seniors?
Guys, did this repeat?
Did I say this every fucking time?
You would rather have two full items
than one Radiant and one item, man.
like already is not worth two fucking items especially when it's finishing
basically the third set
glass cannon for more what's it called swordsmith little buddies
for all I need econ man
swordsman is actually fine because I have uh...
I have three item over here
Alright, not really, I'm on 2, 2, 2, uh, is that what I think, Jeff's deal?
Okay!
Hello!
I have...
A total...
A 3 Samira!
Oh, I don't get it.
Honestly, there's a lot of 3-costs for those, because this guy's Aurora, Allawi, the other guy's Allawi, Victor.
So I can just, I can just sit here and afk for this stage. My board's like relatively stable.
I am fighting a 2-star Mech, and I don't have anti-heal.
I mean, this is what I like to call a bad beat, man.
Oh, god.
I mean, that's just a bad beat.
I'm pretty sure I actually need double- I mean, I'm pretty sure I need double-signal
up.
One roll, and then I can start beating it now.
What the fuck is this Nacer doing?
Straight up nothing.
It's looking like an 8th, honestly, LOL. I'm pretty sure this is a 1st, by the way.
I'm not even kidding. If I hit Samira 3 on 4, which I'm like, low-key
favorite to hit, because every single Aurora, every single Lowy, every single Rast and
every single victor is out of the pool. I'm pretty sure it's actually the first.
8-3 re-rolls, but this gives me, um, I kinda just need the gold, though.
Uh, I kinda just need the gold, but I kinda need some anti-heal, also it's Bremo-good,
no, no, yes, yes, yes, no, no.
Korky!
8-3 rolls, Gini!
1...
2...
3...
4...
5...
6...
1-1-1-3!
I'll probably roll a few more to be able to do as well.
Okay, I'll roll to 30...
I don't even want to make a Sunfire Gate or I don't even want to make Grandma. I mean I'm making Grandma for sure.
Oh holy shit that was a game actually I'll be kind of fast.
I need to QSS.
Oh my god.
I slump, ramble for loot.
I mean, it's fine. It was actually a good loss.
I'll probably Sotilize.
Two of us in Murrow.
Double Vex. I'm pretty sure I'm just Vexing one.
And then post whatever the fuck
I think I should just carry.
Okay, I think I won the game, Sedge.
I don't need to be able to fucking get in that's too good to pass up on
I
How?
Oh my god.
How?
I don't really like last whisper on Zaya because it doesn't even hit the same units.
But I think after I get three items Zyra I'll move Shoujin GSDB and then I'll last
with this Samira and then I'll still have three items Zyra, yeah?
Allowed.
All right.
GD's done.
I think I won the game.
I can't.
That second wind just fucked my entire board.
I need a blitzcrank and I also need some anti-heal and I also need I can go
Move items to 2nd Samira and your 780.
How am I moving items off of this?
How?
Next two, and I'm a Radiant Bramble Mist.
Oh, God.
I think I'm one life. I'm one HP. I need Naces or I'm screwed. I can go IE. I'm not cutting
Maybe anti-heal, I'm sure I can find anti-heal, or I can find what they're called, oh, we're
all nice.
But then I'm probably going to move the Lasso Search to this later, and that's all I'm going
to go two items and split the Zaya.
I need to not die or I mean
What
Here's a QSS
I'm dead!
I...
Wait, it is a guaranteed first.
Like, if I am clicking that much econ
on every single possible thing I click econ,
How? Am I still level 7? Like it's not even my fault.
I had to go tr- I was too off of Samira with 70 gold.
This augment is so OOP. It is! This is a bad beat!
It's a bad beat.
Oh my god.
The shit is so OP, my scores with some murals, hold on, time to stop tools, players.
I mean, this is space groove.
This is Ziya.
I mean, two.
One.
One, one, one, like it's actually a bad beat.
It is.
I clicked every single possible econ augment, every single, every possible like re-roll,
I clicked it and I even ended with R-Ree on a level 7 board.
The level 8 for this board is actually good. You can get 3 space growth.
Yes, the advanced loan is 30 gold, that's not a difference.
You cannot sit there?
But, okay, wait, actually, if you actually think advanced loan would have actually helped
me hit earlier, it doesn't even do anything.
There was three other re-rollers, three cost re-rollers.
The fact that I roll on 5-1 is actually good.
30 gold means I could have just rolled more on 4-1.
But it doesn't change anything, then.
How am I not going to take an insane combat augment it's it's snipers have an amp and I'm taking flat ad on amp
No, it's not safe to unmute
Bro.
Like my scores, like I just showed you,
I have four firsts in a second.
My scores are one, one, one, one, two.
One plus one plus one plus one plus two plus five.
11 divided by six.
Oh great, now I'm A-V-P of 1.8.
My bad, that's, no I guess you go one fifth
and it's just an eight.
I like it, bro.
How can you even argue I clicked a re-roll that I clicked
that I think I clicked more gold or re-rolls and that I had 60 gold rolling for two Samira's
when Aurora 3 is out of the pool I have 12 orns
Allowee 3 is out of the pool, and Victa 3 is out of the pool. Where the fuck are the
Samiras I cannot?
I was invited to dinner by the video return of 30 and a couple of months so he decided
to find and learn some cooking skills.
Plan was to enjoy his fresh vegetable soup and then play some board games.
When he gave all 7 of us food pudding, all 5 of us started having bombos, abiding, and after, something, something, and for all...
How is that?
You know, I started the game with the Samira as well. How the fuck?
And then I rolled 20 gold on 3, 6, and I saw 1 orn, 1 Samira. How?
genuinely how I don't know and then I got perfectly full when if I can just
survive. Two more turns I just win the game man. Who am I rooting for? I mean I want,
I want the wolves or the nuggets to win. But they're probably not gonna win, Zedj.
I don't let me go see if I can find the bracket and the bracket
I mean this is a thunder and four or five I mean this is a legit coin for the low key
the Lakers can win.
I mean I don't want the first game but like low key they can win.
I mean this is probably a nugget to 5 or 6, low key to trouble is to win, but if I were to guess it's probably first and 6
But the low key to trouble is going to actually win. I think they got stopped the first game, but that's taking this
I mean the pistons, it's pistons in 4 or 5, but this magic thing is fucking ass. Low key to perhaps it's going to win
But it's probably thousand 6
Low key to Hawks can win, but it's probably Nixon like
No, honestly? I wouldn't even be surprised if the Hawks win
Like fuck it, like they lost the first game so it's probably less likely
But Loki the Hawks can win, and the 76ers have no fucking chance, that's a 4-0, like this 76ers seem ass
Double war, apparently not, Ezreal?
Like, every time I watch the Hawks play, I swear the Hawks are actually good.
Hell, Bologna, if you think the Treblizers can beat the Spurs, they can!
No, the Treblizers are actually good!
No, they can't!
I'm not saying the spurs are bad, the spurs are really good, but I, no, like, if it weren't the trailblazers against like the magic, bro, that shit is a fucking, it's just a GG.
It's just a GG.
The boar.
The big bang.
Stick the TFT, little bro!
Yeah.
Nice.
What I get?
Rope.
I'm pretty sure Ropelso is actually going to win, but I don't want to win.
The stats on Rogue Corky are actually nasty, but also, you can also just uh, reload.
There's actually a lot of good rogues.
And also does the board just play like 17 free costs?
Like, is there a- is there a- hold on let me see.
Cause you can play like fizz?
Oran?
Brast?
I mean usually you play Rammus plus uh what's it called? Like Rammus plus uh I think is it karma?
Kaisa?
Oh why don't I just reroll I don't get it.
I mean I'm already playing four to three costs. That seems pretty decent.
Wait!
Hey!
What the?
Like, if this were...
Like, I'm pretty sure I should just be playing...
If I have Legion of Threes, I should play the Reroll, and he has Backline, whatever the fuck.
Shouldn't he be playing towards Horky?
Yes!
Because my board is going to be insanely strong. Like, it's not even win-training.
It's actually just, like, it's better for it. Like, if I wanna contest, cause it's- it's my best...
Like, it's- I mean, that's how it should be.
That's how I mean it I mean if I if I see a fizz or or kaiser here I'm coming
there on the road.
I will.
Okay, I'm coming in. I don't know if I'm going to.
If he doesn't know how to play a...
Wait, he's also world plus one.
HUH?!
Alright, I'm just a reforger shit.
I'm not, because I'm not even, if I want to push up, I don't want to 3 way contest
for him either.
He's right.
Nevermind.
I'm out.
Like, if I push up, I'm 3 way contesting for him, if I re-roll, I'm not going to
hit shit.
And I'm already on three loss and I have time break for it. I can actually play anything
But the only thing is if it rolls primordian
Or some or some dog shit
I
Would just have to wait until the next the next one that's like kind of annoying
I'm probably just going to report this, uh, rogue emblem.
And I have tier tier cloak cloak to the F
For the tier
Just pretty good honestly
Call Victor always savings account
Sionic. I mean I just play some 4 Sionic Flex. So I play Yi, Victor, Duo, and I just play some random ass bullshit ass frontline. I can call it a day.
What even are the best items on on the four psionic mastery
I should probably know
I mean it's GA plus two for sure.
I mean it's GA plus two.
GA plus two, GA plus two, GA plus two.
Scionic Z with GA shoulder.
I mean, I can't even put an item on him.
Feed the flings on Vincere.
Kill her, if you please.
And 8 HP, it's never bad.
It's always good to be able to kill you, never bad.
Alright.
I don't have GA.
Excuse me?
I don't get it I don't get it
And I just go fast time for psionic
Oh I guarantee you this is the first or like it's not a first for my spot is actually good
It doesn't look like it's good, but it's actually good.
Just trust me, it's actually good.
Oh, fuck, I'm worthless once I called in.
How much HP is this?
300 HP?
I mean it's more...
...more damage I didn't know.
Ah, shit.
It might eat!
the
If I don't get Master Yi, I am 8.
Tier cloak.
And then I play off of the BF sword.
Okay, what even is my board?
I'm pretty sure I just play-
Stop laughing man, I'm pretty sure my spot is actually good.
If I win this round, I'm probably gonna roll until I make the 2, because I can also roll for like, Gragas.
And then, if I win this round, then it actually makes me roll.
What if I do 2?
What does Gragas look like?
Oh my god, it doesn't work, please.
Oh, I forgot to, I'm done rolling, there's nothing really more.
I mean, I'm kind of down to try to win this round.
Two star, two star.
Ruffleteater plus Dark Star.
If I win this round, I save infinite.
No cap
7th show is amazing T-Y for recommending that. Oh, no problem, buddy. Oh, nice
Take some HP, get some automatic EXP, and I still have a lot of gold to roll.
It's 28, oh I guess it doesn't really matter because I think it's not Slammin'.
It's gonna be 28 to level regardless, but I have a decent amount to roll.
I should probably hold Gragas, I can hold like Nunu, Tomcatch.
I need one front line up between these three, and it doesn't really matter which one.
I also need to hold Yi
And I also, I mean Nunu is probably the best one. I can also play the Lowy Wisp
Rod, Glove
I just got infinite ult
I mean I might as well roll into a 1D and then level, okay I'm done, I'm lowing, I can probably level...
I'm five-time on it
What I'm playing
I don't have orders fucking massive
I'm fighting a ribbon to
I mean, this isn't a city that doesn't matter.
30.
Gilded Steel and I play off of that.
You're a plus bet karma plus put spring
And this is probably the one I drop on a case.
Call me two.
Galio for more frontline.
I have one Vanguard in.
Two Vanguard don't have to play this.
I'm probably playing Blitzcrank.
I can play Graves.
Psionic Rage?
I feel like it's too slow, I'll be dead.
And I need Anti-Geal. Re-Voyager for Psionic.
But maybe I actually need Psionic Rage to win out.
But I feel like this item's actually better on me though.
Eh, that's not even true.
I probably should just... I mean, I'm pretty sure I actually would if I just survived.
Another psionic.
I don't have to play...
I mean, these units are all good.
I'm not playing this.
You're a pair how do I play?
How do I play soda without dropping plate because I want to play three boys are for sure I'm not dropping Victor. I
Guess I just don't play Victor
But I'm pretty sure this drone up like it's infinite damage
I mean the thing is not bad right like the things
It just my entire board is dead. I got one shot.
I'm actually good. I'm pretty sure Nudity is way better than what's it called though. I'm so close to just giga-spiking, no cat.
You know, if you're is a marauder. Marauder.
I'm not even yee-paired, I just realized.
Oh my god, my front line is a fucking...
I mean, it's not like Blitzcrank's even tanky.
I also don't even mind just dropping this and saying fuck it, Conductor.
I'm not even Yi-paired.
Just look at my frontline, man!
I mean, Blitzcrank is not even tanky.
Oh, god...
I mean you know what sounds broken though is if I make it to uh if I make it to that
that one yee or not yee that that one graves with just you'll see you'll see when you
I mean, I take this one and then I go...
Can I get 300 HP? That's pretty good.
I have one.
If I have two stars my board is insane.
I'm so fucking bad man.
I mean I'm down to just take it, I have no anti-heal, no problem.
Radiant Titans, I mean if I hit GG, that's three gold I can't.
I just need to hit you two when I win the game.
I didn't take the...
I'm out of removers.
I don't have Master Yi.
I don't even want to move items.
Like if I move Gensu over here, I don't know, whatever, I'll just keep the TG over here.
I kind of want to save the removers so I can move these items back.
I can move the Titans back here if I hit E2, because I'm pretty sure if I hit E2
it's over.
This needs two more turns!
It's just another rate.
I just realized I don't have anti armor either thank god I rolled even trout
No, I can't I can't because I'm done to move items but no I can't
I think I'm dead
I don't know why I even bid it.
Why do I even bid it?
I wouldn't even be surprised if Rogue is bugged on quirky.
The stats on Rogue quirky are fucking absurd.
Oh, god.
It's a negative point three eight delta.
You just played 35 games in a row.
What did he end at?
He's still Emerald II?
Oh my god.
Let me actually see how many games Milk has played, this guy is pissing me off.
This guy promised that he was going to start playing TFT, and he still has not played a
single game of TFT.
The cons from this guy and every scrim is, oh, hold on guys, I'm lost.
And then we're like, okay, so stop watching CS.
And he's like, don't worry, when the set starts, I'm locked in.
And that's crazy.
Oh, he actually has 5 gamesplay today, that's not even that bad a little bit.
Alright, let me go yell at him again.
Hello, you need 15 board games before you can sleep.
I don't get it.
Let me see how many games he has.
How many games do I have?
Since he has 91 games.
I have 100 games.
Press event has 104 games.
What did I say? 65?
I
Top word
I'm not even hard stuck D243 LP is the equivalent of
that's pretty good. is SGA fraud.
not really. No hard finds me.
The dude scored 25 points from shooting 17 free throws?
Okay, I mean that's actually outrageous, but I mean either way, like either way it's
like the guy's a loser but they actually can't guard him like I mean I mean he's
just gonna it's like anyone can do it but he's the best at it like I mean he's
just a loser so there's nothing wrong with that
Kragas, Victor.
Do I even want to play a board?
It's a medallion.
Every time I try playing a board, I just go in.
Rod Chain BSOARD.
Be a Chain Rod.
Does this give items?
and flashback. Carve a path with a DS sword. Higher chance to be prismatic. I'm about to
I'll just take this and open oh, oh, oh, okay. GG
I mean if I if I hit bronzer life I can just play Victor without
So, uh, with this item as well, and then I'll just, like, I can just go Victor 2 and push.
Rose says, GD, every game it has gone 4, 8, 6, I mean, my opener was, like, really bad.
I feel like I was going 8, but then, like, this shit is trash.
It's actual trash.
As we should silver, you have, let's say it's like 37 to 62%, I mean it's not actually
skilled that way, but nah, it's not good, it's just not good, it hit rolls silver and
then it gets upgraded to a gold, like nice man, nice.
And then I think like you can actually miss the prismatic, like some prismatics
are not even better than a tier 1 on 2-1 and then a tier 2, you know what I mean?
So it's like, yeah, it's not that good.
I love most of our city troops, they're using it all wrapped up with the metting, the
trinerism.
Expedition.
Great name.
But that's a tier 1.
Expedition, tier 1.
Great name.
Imagine expedition into like slandered for for econ. I mean I would take that
Over some of the prismatics, obviously some of the prismaticism is like a general feeling
If I hit like Baron's lair, that's an instant win.
If I hit, like all of the econ prismatic are just bad because the problem is an econ prismatic
Click on 3-2 is the equivalent?
It's probably worse than just clicking an econ on 2-1 into a tier 2 econ on 3-2.
Who am I even talking to?
That's probably playing towards Leblanc with extra HP on the Vanguard.
Echo and Varus.
GG.
I can't.
GG.
I mean this is actually over.
I mean, this is actually over.
Divine intervention.
Because now, like, when I catch out, it's impossible to lose.
How can I lose?
How many people clicked this?
He clicked it.
Like, he clicked it.
He clicked it.
He clicked it
Is there a briar
What
Oh god man.
My god, I think so.
I mean, it doesn't matter.
As long as you get Anima in on 3-1, you can still catch on 300 if you actually want to
plant loss.
It doesn't really matter that much, but...
Archangel JG Uplink, Victor 2 on 2-5.
I mean if he opens up me my game is over.
No cap.
And he got away with it.
He played this many units?
I could have fought him ended his streak
4 victor's shitter cowman.
It let me guess he's going to hit bronze for life.
What are you guys spamming?
He's an Arbiter so he's playing towards the Blanc.
I'm pretty sure this guy's also playing towards the Blanc.
So what the fuck am I playing?
And I think I absolutely won.
Cuz I didn't pull open.
Why did I open?
I mean I scouted this guy and I was gonna lose to him.
But uh, I think I actually won.
So I believe my game is over.
Unless I actually didn't lose.
Oh wait.
Oh it's not over.
Alright.
I'm back.
Let's go.
Oh, okay, I mean, Roloper's mad at me and I got Baron's lair.
Oh.
I'm pretty sure I can just BFL into Victor 2.
No, no, no, that's kind of boring.
I'm pretty sure I can just go Baron's lair and play anything.
Bro, I'm pretty sure I can just BFL into Victor 2.
Or no.
Is that actually better?
And whatever it's a cash-out, I'm gonna just play for first through the fuck-gears.
Don't care.
Expedition.
I think from mech.
Expedition
Into mech
GG. Oh, it's just after 8 seconds of combat, your team gains 5% every second for the rest of combat. I mean, it's pretty good.
I think I should just do like 4, 3, 4 way contest LeBlanc, no joke.
I mean, maybe he's pivoting. Oh, he's sent BB. It's only a two-way offensive long.
GG. GG. GG, everybody.
Is that this guy's also playing the Leblanc?
I need to take Varus, because I need HP.
I need the Varus food.
Or I'll make... Oh, Leblanc. GG.
GG.
It's just the uncontested first won't play man. Oh, thanks
Oh wait, I think he's pivoting to- wait, what's his armor?
Wait, is he playing?
Oh no, I mean, he's probably not going to pivot.
I mean, this is like the one time where I think Gumbelade is actually good, because all I have to do is stall and I just win the game.
After 8 seconds, you just gain 5 AP and AP every single round for the rest of the game, for the rest of the whatever, of 1 HP off.
Okay, that sucks how
I don't actually want to lose this one, I mean it doesn't really matter if I win or lose.
Like if I win, I win.
If I lose, I lose.
Cause I can just 4-2 with them.
Maybe that's not worth it, and I should just 4-1 all in, I probably should just 4-1 all
in.
It's probably not worth it for 42 this game.
I hope that loses anyway.
GG, GG, wait.
WHOA!
GG, GG!
G
Where's my catch up even a gold well, that's pretty good
I just think Tomcatch do front line. No. So why did I not see a single copy of any?
Oh man. I found more guys with two I guess.
I didn't find a
on this layer. I mean I could just roll until the block 2 but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't
be able to grab a dual Q, portable forge. I didn't even get 8 feet to my board it's
over. Damage jam? Damage is pretty good.
I mean, am I really with the world with just the Blanc?
The zero of Blanc's gone.
How do you can't miss?
You can miss. You can miss.
Oh
How man Victor three
How
I'm gonna hit the important one I guess
Baron's layers look at this you perma scale
But how I need one man, how?
Carla too
I found the Leblanc from the thing. There's a total of zero Leblancs on! How?! How?! How?!
I mean, I have to take Varus or I'll make 5 Tiny Champion Visitors, I mean, that's
pretty good actually.
Oh no, no.
Fucking useless.
Hello.
Thank you. I thought the pizza should have came.
I mean it's still good yes I'm making 10 and Simon has had but it would be a lot better
No, if I had one more life, my spot is illegal.
But also it's Verus.
So I'm pretty sure I won the game.
I'm pretty sure the moment I select the boom, I won the game.
Because Barrask is HP to all the Vanguards and GG.
And GG.
What are they thinking?
Are they close to something?
Hopefully not.
What are they thinking?
Are they close to something?
Hopefully not.
I mean I'm scouting around, who the fuck do I lose to?
This game's over.
This is the shit over.
Holy shit.
I mean it doesn't matter.
He's what's it called one.
I need a hold.
Honestly, shit is easy.
You kind of hold this.
I lost anyway, honestly I'm still too light, now I'm on the lock.
If that guy hits A-SOUL 2, I am fucked.
Oh, I am fucked.
Well, Bremmel's so bad that I'm probably just gonna reforge this in two turns.
I mean, I can't. It's too expensive.
I'm not rolling for one thing, man.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Alright
And now I can level for 3 moisture and DVD
But I'm pretty sure
I'm pretty sure I'm looking at this
Now my tolerance actually is good
56 to level
I have the sac 2 and I can actually level.
You do not need TREG, you don't need TREG.
You just stall for fucking 10 seconds
and the fight's over.
It does not matter, just wait.
This doesn't kill my...
Just look at the AP, just look.
Everyone just look who is this who is the same this shit? No
My Zoe worthless ass to zero item
4.3
Karma to zero item 3.1 a bar no
That's really good
I mean barred bar was your item is gonna do like 5k damage
Did he hit asl2? Where is he?
He hit asl2gg.
Oh god.
Wait, if I fight that guy, I'm dead as fuck.
Also, I'm fighting this and I don't have, uh, I don't have shred.
But I'm pretty sure this guy is physically...
He's still combat.
Hoo, hoo, hoo.
Carb, Carb-2's
Baron's lair.
I key
Voyager for amp or pressure part actually is infinite damage
The 3rd Voyager is kinda good 6% amp
I'm pretty sure this is actually infinite damage
Great, he just hit a lousy 3.
Charge transfer?
That actually sounds a little bit easy.
I've had that fish for what's it called.
No shut no problem. Who might fight? Oh, I didn't know who I'm
one. I mean, probably didn't do anything. Bramble's really
good at problems with doing anything.
I'm fighting this guy GG and this has the highest single target
Rage is the best, fuck it.
Radiant Gargoyle and I don't have Shred. I need to kill one more Unirom day.
Oh no, it's actually dead.
I'm not dead, it's fine.
I don't even know how this is even allowed, the explanation. How the fuck is that shit allowed? I don't get it.
Oh, great.
I'm pretty sure I do see my sword though.
Oh, it's not too changing though.
Like, how is expedition allowed by the way?
I don't know, I don't know!
Oh, that's good.
Just a hee, and then hee, portable forge is the best mech item.
Isn't that...
That's a tier one.
That's a tier one
I have a pramble vest. That's our main thing.
This is the way damage hole we fought. I don't want this board to walk up.
I mean, Loki, I can win!
I mean, this matchup, I need Singletargo for sure.
I had to hit, like...
I mean, I just had to kill...
I mean, I just had to kill-
I mean, I have anti-MR. That's pretty good, right?
It's dead instantly.
I'm pretty sure it was hard to get full in both, nevermind I'm dead anyway.
I don't get it, I went third.
Oh, God.
That was unfun and unfair.
Yes.
You just get a Radiant item.
What does Radiant Gargoyle?
Oh, it's not even that good, it's a 3.79, I believe it's not even that good, well I mean,
but then you have the, okay, so like that, like this is the stats of Mighty Mech, by
the way, our complete ass, like the stats of three item Mighty Mech, with just like
regular gargoyle this unit is trash but let me add the reliant soul and you go to items and look at the
delta of what's gone in this is just a cash out this addition is fucking broken this anime cash
out is also broken I mean this one is like low-key balanced I mean this cash out I mean the 300
animals just you know be uh I mean the radiant gargoyle is the best and then let me go let me
go to victor oh or not Victor let me go to a soul oh so he has a negative 0.83 delta item
a negative 0.57 delta item and then a negative 0.7 delta item like how? How can you compete?
How can you compete?
Only 15% fire in a line dealing physical damage equal to 50%
Steel 8 from all, I mean this shit sounds so OP on Galio, what the fuck?
I didn't even realize it was that OP, that sounds like a new level of OP
Let me read this one, I mean it's 400 base, oh I'm tired, I'm still Diamond Duke, how?
Yeah, that's right.
Weren't you one game off of Master Six things ago?
Yeah.
Aren't you approaching 40?
I'm tired.
I will follow this path until the end.
Tomorrow's the last of my words.
I'm tired.
Sometimes I wonder if Soju is a real person.
No, I'm probably, okay, low-key. I'm tired.
But I'm actually like kind of motivated to climb.
I'm telling you they're like the pisses are throwing in the first half and then that people and then they're allowing people to buy in
to the pistons that better odds and then that's when the wind trade occurs.
There's this one guy that I tailed. He just he just dropped the fucking nuke on the nets.
They were down 30 going into the fourth quarter and then and the nets lost.
Explain that to me.
I can't it's just a win trade. Oh
No, no, no the pisses know the pisses were up 30
No, no the pisses were up 30. He was on the nets at like one to ten odds
In the in the in the nets were down 30 going to the fourth in the next one
Tell me that's not a win trade the guy moved it like no, no this this this the league is just
I swear I'm sullen and Ezreal GG
oh wait for a different meaning I can actually make it to 10
I'm rich as fuck I sold my Ezreal GG
Gwen too I mean that's actually pretty okay
I have a Briar
I mean, Gwen?
I mean, I'm pretty sure Gwen's actually good.
It's not my fault, it's off.
I'm making 20 and I got a TG.
Another rogue.
This quickly.
An ATrocks, I should definitely hold that.
Bell Vets, should I hold that?
Or should I hold Milio?
I'm rather hopeful with that.
I mean it's a full low low opener, I made 20, making 30.
I'm pretty sure if I see one more econ augment, I can just 9 on 4, 3, or 4, 2.
And I'm not even poor.
Because I can just play 8 trucks of cauli and then just slot in the first legendary
I see.
But if it's like some trash legendary then I'm screwed.
Another rogue.
Four rogue.
Atroc's hold.
Well one the previous around I'm pretty sure the people I beat I beat anyway
But honestly, I don't even buy double-leveling here, okay, but if I if I
This is actually a good unit 40 AD AP whole board
Show me 40.
Show that I find one atrox, right?
No one's re-rolling Fizz?
Kaisa Fizz with after three runs in a 4 cost champion.
Jax, Vayne, Zoe, okay, well I need the atrox back, well there is atrox because the atrox
is actually final word let's finish this quickly I'm losing 1580 and AP
there's a kaisa as well
it's kind of expensive i can't run just hold down there
Wait, wait, is this game over?
I am level 5 making 40 with a Gwent 2.
I am going the fastest fucking 9.
And then if you just play H.R.O.N.S. or Kali, you can just slot in any legendary that you see.
But I probably need...
I mean, it probably is weaker, but who cares?
Because I'm kind of bad at the play, what's it called, my port of stocks.
Like, if I fight anyone that's actually strong, I'm gonna lose.
If I have HP on that, should I just end the game with Riven then?
is there another rogue that's decent? like kaisa? or should I just not get baited by cyber
I mean I can also end the game with Rast and that way I'm not giving each week a fucking
Atrox and I can just play Brast as my front line and I can just play 5 Rogue, yes or 4 Rogue.
And I already have an Atrox, I'm not playing Jax, I might play Meade Seed, I'm pretty sure
I should always be tapping around back so
BFL level 9.
I need some, I need any econ in GD.
Alright, I mean BFL is fine.
Alright, which means I'm probably going to end with Rast.
Like Atrox, Meepsy,
Mordekaiser,
Akali,
Fiora?
I mean the problem is this board doesn't doesn't play Rastow
Unless I can go 10.
Can I go 10?
Probably not.
Who's the carry of my entire corridor?
There's gonna be a fucking one-shot.
entire quarter there's gonna be a fucking one-shot you don't even need Vex
I need an Akali though.
Okay, when can I even go 9 though?
I need an econ, I just needed any econ, it was just GG.
Come on, bro.
I'm broke.
Come on, bro.
Also, I don't even have to play this exact board. I can also just play like
As long as I have like five synergies, it's already pretty good. 50% damage in
Two 5-5 champions
And a chain
Chain cold player on Bo-Rod
Victor, Gragas
I just need to win one round.
where my research takes me.
And then I go rod, try to sneak in too.
Nope.
Okay, I won this round.
Okay, I'm kind of down to just always end around Nunu.
Because this Nunu is actually tanky, yes.
And I just don't like, let's try to get this, let's try to get low key to fraud.
Like, if I have it this early, I'm kind of down.
My god doesn't want peace.
I'm never playing a loli plus this.
A new new Mordekaiser which means I can play, I guess I'm a half of a Mordekaiser then.
I guess I don't have to play atrox to call you either
what the fuck am I gonna play? I'm not playing any game
I'm pretty sure the atronauts are calling you so fucking efficient.
I mean the bros are also so efficient right now.
I can also just play like Hronk's full shen and not play that.
I'm not playing this shen.
I mean it sounds like I'm wrong.
Not playing that.
52 to level.
Bulls rod.
Shield.
Gloves.
I mean there's no way I'm building a single fucking time.
Alright I mean I can also just go double TG and just commit.
I'm down, I'm down.
Yes, I'm down.
What the fuck are these TGs?
Cause then I just play Atrocic Holly always.
And then I do that Boat Rod tier, which is that I can always itemize Vex, I guess.
Why does this guy have like a 7 milli items?
Spreading Roots.
Oh, god.
I don't get it.
Lucky gloves!
JEEE!
What the fuck is this shop?
I am gonna have absolutely look at my my bronzer like value, but I mean it's kind of fine
And I didn't even play H.R.O.S. with Akali for sure though.
Lucky gloves without precision?
I think this game is over.
Okay.
Lucky gloves with precision from Akali,
Akali, what's it called?
I mean, I should probably just play it always.
He plays Vex to Shem2, that doesn't matter.
This game's over.
I'm pretty sure I will win on one star everything.
Okay.
I can't.
Let's do an echo.
Yeah, that's the one that hits like some research hit.
Oh, holy shit, it changes items based on...
I don't know that.
actually happen with this
to roll
64 to level I mean I might as well just
That's two with the radiant rabbitons. That's fine. Oh, I don't know. I don't know if this is fine
What the fuck
This is fine I mean it's permanent everyone one turn
Which is that if I don't if I six one I'm not even saving gold I might as well just nine on four whatever it's called
and four rounds gain a complete amount of Angel.
I mean, the Sun-Heads is actually good.
And it gives me a, uh...
uh, 12-volt later.
Starting to echo one.
12-volt is pretty good.
I'll sign a report to Tier, then.
I won the game. I won the game. I won the game. I'm just stacking one more. I'm just stacking
one more. I can get the orange. GG. GG everybody. Okay. GG everybody. Every time I go that without
like the thing I feel like it's just always bad I'm not this start all right
I said one more I get a two-star five-clock sensor yes it's perfect
interval so you might as well just level and sit
And I could also just make 51 for it, I mean it's only a difference of like 4 gold from Dorival.
And...
And 60 to level.
And...
Are you a little mature?
Who's our gym?
Five free rolls
One free roll
I mean that's not even bad movie
Let me just make a gun real quick.
I can't have a karma tune, nope.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
My frontline is so fucking bad.
Should I just open cell gym 2?
My frontline is so fucking bad.
It's BFL fucking sucks now.
I'll give you the easy way out.
Here, glove, rod, glove, and another valve.
I ain't got another TG. Just rollin' to another TG fuck.
Brabidon's JG. I mean it's not even good.
I'm just down an item, but I feel like I'm not hitting the x2 with the f**kers.
Shen.
I need Nudu to run me.
This doesn't even do anything.
I'm losing all of my f**king- oh wait, Nudu too.
Shen.
I don't have a single two-star I
Don't even have a single fiora
How
I mean that's just even do anything
I just go TG
That's 4 traits
I don't have a single Fiora
And the Fiora is really good because I can start healing
you ever sell jhin man the youth actually good it has this hex as well I need
fiora over vex but I also don't mind Morgana too but I don't think I can lock
this I could have I could have open sold with fiora
I should have just open sold with that, honestly.
I mean, 3.8, that's pretty good.
Bro, can I actually lock this?
I mean, it's actually good. This, uh, Christian's doing 8-0 damage.
Like, this is the Blitz 1, 4.4.
It's just one Fiora over this?
I don't know about it.
How much more is the life?
Four?
But I mean, honestly, it's not even that bad.
I don't know.
My board sucks.
No, I don't need more, but more than two is fucking insane.
I
Don't need more but more to his fucking insane the unit is just look I
Could have had fiora on my board for the last seven million decades, and I would be two lives here, but instead of one life. I
I cannot
What's the cheapest one not that one
Last Whisper Titans, fuck you.
I just need one two-star man please I've been sitting here I don't have a single two-star
about one.
Do you roll?
Oh.
Bro I can't sell graves.
We're gonna two rolled.
Oh, shit. Which one's better? If you have to choose one, which one's better?
All right, if I can hit Graves too, it's just a GG.
I don't get it.
Alright, I take rings 2 and it's GG, yes?
I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what
That is probably the best I'm ever gonna hit.
Okay.
My graze has six butt shot with choke.
It's dead instantly.
No, it's not. It's still alive.
And I hid you in it. It's like a blessing.
I'm sure we ought to lose to this one I'm not selling more on a fuck that like I'm sure we'll lose
What can I actually lose this one?
I would have to get 5-0 to die, but I'm pretty sure I don't even lose this one.
And if I do lose, I don't think I'm getting 5-0.
Okay, and now I'm guaranteed first because the thing is even if I lose this next round it doesn't even matter
Because now I'm 19 atree so I think I think it's 7-0 to die
and then I get another I get another graze upgrade next time
I just need a faster first cast.
Attacks, travel, and additional heads of pierce enemies are reducing.
Oh, I've never even seen this.
This is good.
I mean, surely it's better than that trash.
I mean, I just need a first cast.
I mean, I just need the first cast.
Is this subpar or actually, is this my subpar that just wanted to die instantly?
Also, I need to just not read the attack speed.
Because I think what's happening is my craze is attacking this, and then it's casting first, and then it's a fucking 8.
He's right.
I mean I'm pretty sure my new to attack or ulti first or no.
Why does it look like it doesn't matter?
It's just a bad beat.
It's a bad beat.
Look at that.
He has, he has some breathing to rabbit on to on Vex.
It's a bad beat and you know it.
Oh my god.
I don't got it.
Holy shit, it's 3LP with like a gigabuffer.
8th is 1st or 8th is like a giga 1st
7th is like a second
6th is a third and 5th is like a 4.7
for this grace unit is also so fucking bad.
Like the thing is with Graves, he's actually OP with the, I'm pretty sure he's OP with
be doing a little bit more or no. It's the unit. It's not the unit. It's you. I mean,
okay, I just went second. Yes. I just went second with Braves. This unit averages a
4.64 it takes forever for him to break even on a regular five cost and
Even when you get that many upgrades, it's not even an instant win. This unit is ass
Like the unit is just I feel like if you have graves to with a GAGS
I'm not saying gintsu is this on graves, but like
bro, I
I had him on my board for two whole fucking stages. I had choke, buckshot, plus three, the assault one, so that's already five,
something like leeching one, and, and, and like this ballistic shit. So it's a very, it's seven fucking upgrades,
which is one turn, two turns, three turns, four, five turns, six, seven turns, eight, nine turns, plus three more turns.
I had Graves on my board for 12 rounds.
12 rounds!
And you're telling me he's not just running around and one-shotting everyone?
A Graves with 12 rounds?
Why are you co-pilot, edge, and window store pinning on password?
I don't know. I don't even know how to unpin it.
Too leafy. I get it.
Ahhhh...
gonna fucking ban your ass bro fuck you man you or s limbao bro fuck off just
sitting there just the rage rate isn't even good
it's just a zero to ten rage rate on zero to ten
lordles must succeed
Yeah, he was a doing a yeah pork chop cup
I'm at 0 all the way up here man. Who cares?
You don't even check the board, or not the board though, to start using that.
Kinda nice.
Chobillette.
I just sold- Wait, did I sell a Talon?
Wait, did I sell a Talon?
I'm pretty sure I get like a jacks pair I can actually play.
I'm pretty sure I had brother display push.
Go cloak play around belt.
Patient study and then I just open until
front line foundation.
Varus Soraka.
Advanced loan.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
I'm kind of like I'll lose one gold in his hold.
I'm pretty sure I'm just playing Xayah in this game, yes?
Didn't click Emblem of it?
Oh no, that one's not that good.
Loki.
The frontline one I feel like it's not that good.
But wasn't that you actually have like damage and like even flex the backliner better, I think?
So boring!
How is Zyka boring?
Oh, bad.
How is Zyka boring?
I feel like Zyka is actually exciting.
Is there a Talon?
No.
It is drone uplink if I want bow, bow, cloak.
He's just studying through a 3 cost re-roll.
Honestly it's not bad if it's battle B, which it might be.
And I'm like not contested at all, except I'm not going to hit a low e3.
I feel like patients fighting for that can't be used for the line. That sounds legit awful.
I kind of want to try playing this through 4.
What do you think is the board?
Can someone go and meta TFT and then put Zyot 2, 3 item, exclude Samira 3, then you add
the Stargazer to be 4 and tell me what, and then exclude Stargazer plus 1?
And then, and then, and then, and then, and then what, what is the ADP?
Like, like, how many board are you supposed to play?
Oh, oh no, I don't want the ADP.
I want, I want to know how many board you're supposed to play.
You can't be serious.
Oh, I'm serious!
Like, which ones are you even supposed to play?
Are you not supposed to just drop it out of all of them?
I mean, Nudu Jax for sure.
Nudu Jax, I am for sure, but like...
Is playing a Lulu really worth it?
I mean 6% health is actually not bad.
Never top 4.
I was told that Zyna is actually good.
Oh yeah, I think you're supposed to just play 6 until you like full cap.
I want Ferris, but I also want Soraka.
I mean, I can heal.
Like, do I even want to heal?
But I really don't want to see three gods.
Fuck that.
What does a three god do for me?
Oh nice.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
One, two, three, four, three.
Can I get gold?
Wait!
last whisper and i think i'm going right back to losing gg
Okay, so why did I just open then?
Oh
Please tell me this guy has a giga open.
Or not giga open.
Do I win this?
Hopefully not.
Yes!
And I kill one.
Oh this guy got bad beating.
Oh he actually got bad beating.
Yes, and I kill one. Oh, this guy got bad beated. Oh, he actually got bad beated. Alright, bet.
And I 5 loss. That's pretty good. And I have Jax too, so I can start winning whatever I
I want and I get two emblems five lost 82 HP GG GG I can't
Does he do random positioning early game limbao limao question mark first message
Honestly, I'm pretty sure a big reason why board is good is because the positioning
if the hexes are just good.
Like I'm looking at the positioning of these hexes, are these hexes actually just good?
I'm not actually gonna send this one yet because I'm pretty sure I'm always taking item on in here.
There's a bear and some seraka, I just need items.
So they get like big grab bag, GG.
I want boba!
Boba!
You order.
I'm down.
There's no boba here.
Oh really?
I think I want GG.
I don't even mind losing this one.
Now I get one gold, I guess.
Band of thieves, TGs on a bunch of legendary.
Retribution.
Why spending?
Band of thieves.
I get a radiant TG, or I can get two sugar TGs.
I'm not going to sugar TGs.
Wait, should I just play 8 drops of Collie then?
No, I was not supposed to be on this.
Zaya?
No!
GG.
I can't.
Morello plus what's it called?
I didn't even move items to uhh...
What the fuck are these items?
Excuse me?
What the fuck are these?
I just saved for game 2.
How much gold do I get for a turn 2?
Holy shit.
That's kinda good.
20 to level. Where are the stars?
rod belt. Wait, is this not like the fastest fucking 9 of all time? If I win the round,
I gain 2 gold if I lose the round.
I gain 3 gold.
You will lose every round on stage 4.
That doesn't matter.
Who cares?
There's a chain and a tier.
I don't want the Ferris one though, I think.
Or Rammus.
I mean, I can get Samira too with the QD, that's pretty good.
Three gold.
She doesn't force the tier.
Titans bow, Titans bow.
I am running low on removers.
I kinda want to keep the tier, because there's actually a lot of the tier items where I've
I'm not sleeping until you go rank 1.
How many nights sleep list am I going?
Oh, not many.
I'm pretty sure I'm ending this stream rank 1.
Because after this first, I'm just one first away from masters and then after that, I'll
So I'm just gonna a second wind proc into another fucking um okay.
My god doesn't watch peace.
Where?
Okay, well the problem is, I think if you don't roll on 4-1, how do you hit Nunu 2?
Oh great, he has a Nunu with a Vanguard plus 1, fucking piece of shit.
This has Vanguard plus 2 with a Nunu.
Okay, honestly, I'm pretty sure Jax is a little kind of a pain in the ass.
And it's a good thing I'm fighting him right before he turns into a fucking hero.
Last one's for a rod.
Nami, Alululu, Nami, I'm not playing Alawi too, if I hit a Nunu, Alawi too is not bad.
I'm not playing Nami. I'm not just level for Nunu or Lulu and just not doing anything.
Cause I can also just hit it off of...
Rod, Rod.
I'm going to play around tier chain, tier cloak, reforged rod, J. I'm going to play around
I'm going to rather play around chain for half anti heal but then I don't know how I'm getting my third die item.
Now that I'm making a fake half anti heal.
No fucking way. I think I'm about to lose. Oh, GG. Oh, GG. Just look. I got 2 gold from
the patient study and- and just wait, just wait. Ready? Oh, GG.
G.S. Kraken, okay.
Warbog's Bramble, I mean that's also good.
Oh, G.G.
You are F.
You have my bow, salvage bin for
BFL.
I mean, BFL is actually pretty good.
It's pretty easy to play.
I mean, damage up on, that can't be good.
There's no way to get to play Damage Amp on Snipers, and I'm always playing Zyra this
game.
This is like no value right now, but it's fine.
Cause I can just slot in every single fucking Legendary game, and my core is just going
to be Jax, Zyra, and probably Morticaizer.
In fact, I can find a Morticaizer.
I can play gnar as well and just play gnar, jacks, bramis
and then that way like I don't need to know I just need one
Ziya Jin and then what's my plus one?
I just play brassed
I mean, it's probably just any legendary I find.
If I find, if it's stuck with Rast, it's stuck with Rast, but I'm pretty sure it's any legendary,
it doesn't even matter.
I can just play random blitzcrank, nothing wrong with 3 vanguard.
I can play Morgana, but I do need a Morticizer, I don't know how I'm going to use a Morticizer.
I have 3 TGs, so my TGs would go on like, I'd beat someone, oh wait, this guy's 3 Tgo's.
Graves?
Bro, fuck Graves!
No, that unit, no, no, no, if I have the 5-1, bro, fuck Graves.
I can't.
Oh wait, low-key, talent 3.
Oh wait.
Wait, I don't have a, wait, there's not a single thing.
But I can go Aatrox 3.
I'm taking Varus for sure, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, this is anti-heal, but it's fine.
Aatrox 3, and I just end with...
I can also end with a random TF3 if I find one TF.
I actually don't mind ending with Talon, though.
Okay, honestly, is this a fast 10?
Like, I'm looking at my gold, and I'm rolling for a fucking site.
It's not like I'm hitting Nudu 2 anyway.
He's right!
I just need one Rast.
Okay, I don't have enough money to buy my units, never mind.
I need a bow and a belt.
I'm pretty sure I actually need to play pretty greedy on this because if I don't get a bow,
I don't have enough damage.
If I don't get a belt, I don't have anything to heal.
Okay, it is definitely not a fast 10. What the fuck am I saying?
Miss Hrock3.
You don't care. I mean, I don't care what people are basically.
Alright, I just roll until Bow Belt.
SGA1 MVP. Wait, how come last time they didn't announce the MVP until like after the finals?
But then this time they announced it earlier. Wait, I don't get it. I don't get it. Okay,
if I don't find Bordecai's there
I mean I guess I'm just like, let's rank and not play Dark Star
but then I need Comfort and I'm not going to work right here
I didn't kill a single unit
I cannot
I mean I'm pre-leveled to 9 man
Bow Belt
Oh, close.
Oh, belt.
Okay, but if I don't find the border Kaiser, is it my border actual trash?
The stars are mine.
What does mortiflige want to look like?
I just realized I don't have
Okay, I was about to say, I don't have Zaya too, how is that even possible?
I don't have Mordekaiser.
What's my plus one?
Oh, it was supposed to be...
Ah, shit.
Where is this fucking Mordekaiser?
Like what?
Mordekaiser?
Oh
What the fuck are these items?
My board is actually nasty.
The board is actually nasty, if you know it.
I have 17 AS, 17 armor, MR, whole board.
I have little buddies.
I have three shitters buffing five non-shitters.
GG, GG, GG, GG, my items are actually good, GG, GG, my frontline is good and then I'm
I'm about to get three items on what's it called here.
Oh, I believe it's a G.E.
But I don't understand why you would ever play the Meeples.
I mean, honestly, it's actually a good alternative
if you're going fast on it because you're never
gonna hit Noon.
Like, how can you hit Noon in two?
How did I lose this?
How?
I'm not trying to go Shoujin Haji.
Shoujin Haji.
What's it called?
You know, JG?
Should I just roll for Jintu?
I mean, surely I don't die.
Surely I don't die from 15.
Because I can actually level to 10. I have a patient study.
No, the board is actually good. I'm pretty sure the guy I fought is insanely strong.
I mean, it's full-striking. Look at it, then.
I'm pretty sure the guy that I fought is insanely strong.
I mean, this guy is...
I mean, this guy's Vex, too!
The aura, too! Blitz, too!
I can't...
What the fuck?
What?
Oh! Holy shit! I almost just tossed the game! I almost just tossed the game! Holy fuck!
I could have actually done it, because I wanted to put the TG with the Daptum on my
or on my premise
I was just through the game
How did no one die
I'm pretty sure his spark is dying. He just stepped it when he was entire board first to fold.
I mean his spark is dead though, that's pretty good right?
And Genie! Genie!
Ah this is actually strong.
I'm pretty sure I have to learn the cure this way.
wait oh that's too bad my body u.s. u.s.
I mean surely I'm not rolling for fucking gnar in this piece of shit like I can actually
I'll see you at level soon.
No geek.
The teachers are pretty good.
My Fiora does not look like that.
When I play Fiora, my Fiora is fucking trash!
I mean, I guess it sounds insane because he has...
No way, I just lost a no emblem vertical Nova.
Is that real?
The pissing is lost?
Holy shit!
Wait, the magic are actually good?
Wait, like everyone says the pistons are a fake first seed, but like the pistons are
actually good.
And the reason I know they're good is because the guy that's gigaprofitable that I tailed
just nukes the pistons, the hawks, and the suns, non-stop, and he's up like seven mil
on the NBA.
So that's how I know those three teams have to be good.
down zero what yes but that no but like it's it's it's like relative to the relative to the odds
that they are given you know I mean but maybe his bottle is just bad for for playoff like like
playoff games you know who's the goat I was watching the hawks against the nicks yesterday
It's Jaylen Johnson. That guy is actually the goat. No cat.
Who? Who?
He played like ass. Okay, well, it doesn't matter. You can have bad games all the time. Who cares?
The guy is like...
Who? Yeah, very nice buddy. Who? Like, girl, fuck you. How old is this guy?
He's 24? Like, in two years? Loki, Jaylen Johnson MVP, Loki. Who?
The medallion.
Let's finish this quickly.
Bawk!
How many TF players are in this lobby?
Why does the entire lobby look like they're trying to play TF?
Bawk?
I made sure this is pretty good here though.
Gragas.
Where is this fucking...
Fuck it! Fuck it!
It's uh, no, fuck it, fuck it.
Why did I just do that?
My opener's actually good.
I'm okay.
If any competitive player- Wait, I had ANABOT!
What the fuck?!
Okay, it's fine.
If any competitive player saw what I just did, I think I'm gonna get paid.
But the thing is that if Yasuo hexes and rolls on Cryogenic, it's just a GG.
If he rolls Cryogenic and then I just play mech, I haven't played mech in so long.
I'm trying to play some mech.
I'm pretty sure I just fought an opener, so I don't mind just opening.
I think this guy is doing the same thing.
except he has timebreaker.
I mean at least I grew this tree, that's pretty good.
Oh, god.
Bro, so Anima on 2-1, it's not even good. It's only good for farming tubers.
The thing is with Anima on 2-1, it's actually worse than 5 lossing and then getting Anima on 3-1.
Because if you 5 loss Anima on 3-1, no matter what, you're catching on 300 on 4-1.
The thing is, if you play Anima on this stage, I fight this guy.
I I have three units on the board and he has to what happened to my street, buddy
It doesn't matter you if you find lost into anim on 3-1 no matter what you're still in like 300 anim on
You're telling me I'm contesting mech with Timebreaker?
I don't have Timebreaker.
Where's my Timebreaker?
Oh my god.
Isn't it nice to get the Maddie damage at 4?
I mean it's not bad for mech.
It's Gargoyle and it's really good on A-Soul.
And then I don't have to build Anti-Heal, which is really good, it's basically two items.
Oh wait, it doesn't wound? Oh, it doesn't wound? GG. Oh no, no, it won't do it once.
How many people
Are playing towards neck
Because this guy's waiting for us with timebreaker
Into mech probably
Gold
I mean I have anima again but I fight this guy Gigi I don't have time breaker
please tell me he wins I think it's what I did even frontline my carries so I
I think I actually won so I'm losing the handle.
I said this was a little too strong, I don't know.
Psych?
Ah yeah, fuck it, kill one.
Genie.
I mean if I keep losing here, like I'm on 4 lost,
it's 300 guaranteed.
But the problem is that this side opens on me.
An Uncontested Digga 8.
Oh, it doesn't matter what you do, because the thing is, if he opens, he's open, you know what I mean?
Like, if he's open...
I'm going to win regardless and if he plays a board and I'm open I'm going to lose regardless
if he decides to play 2 units what can I do?
I mean...
Loki, I can play... I can play Re-roll.
I can play Alawi Re-roll, or Alawi Aurora.
Loki.
I mean, I don't fight him until... I can't fight him until 2-2.
I don't contest mech and it's probably fine. I can also just gain gold and just play towards mech
Instruct a companion
Best friends, I mean I can just gain gold and play anything
Shaving out the problem is
I
Can sue shoujin animal plus one
I beat I lose them for sure but he's actually playing a board
So I think I think I'll just commit to my comp I
Think I'll just commit like if I if I see cryogenic on 3-5, I'm probably always make
But if I don't see a good you sewer hacks, I'm probably just gonna play
animal rule
I'm sorry Aurora my shop as well
Honestly, is this is not just animal re-roll regardless
I'm just not fighting him, is he open yet?
Oh, he's not even open. He's actually playing aboard.
Slim guard breaker? What is he playing?
Is he ever playing... Is he ever playing ropes? I think he is playing ropes.
He's Kaisa Vizorn?
I can go Zonia's on the dude, that's pretty good and then that way I'm not scared of
of uh, oh he's playing that for sure, oh no nice, then bow bow, I mean I'm pretty sure
I'm crashing out at 300 as well, so is it not just a G.E.? Oh this game's over, this
Let's go.
GG.
Look at the Tompkins just like not that useful anymore, he has effects I don't know.
This is the mech selector.
I also don't even have to heal so I'm probably always reporting above.
I
This is good enough
I don't think this one's not good though, Loki.
The others are like, fuck, I just wanna forge it, fuck.
Next selector.
I feel like it's not actually good.
Like should I just or forge it like it's actually not good because if you hit lioness or the
other one don't you just instantly win the game or or or because I also have another
I don't even have Galio here.
Staff Smith.
What reporter?
I don't need more items. Ascension. I'm down. Galio 1 is the problem. Alright, let me see
if I can... Watch this. Honestly, it's fine. 3 mana regen, 30 AP. I mean, that rainy
I feel like it's fucking ass. It's legit ass.
Uh, okay, well I need...
I need three star, what's it called, where I'm screwed.
I need two star, Galio, where I'm screwed.
This guy has...
There's like zero Galio on me.
Re-manage on 30 AP 15 AS 1, manage on 35 on death or after
It's always another A-Soul over Void, it's broken, alright, I mean the fucking goat has
spoken gee I just place a remover GG
okay I have a question where is Galio 2
I have Cryogenic Hex on Dalio 1.
Also, it's actually a low roll, I ever forced twice and I didn't get Linus or the fucking
Ice Armor.
Or whatever the fuck.
Oh god.
Actually, I heal 6, which is actually pretty good.
And then now, now I don't have to roll because even if I lose, I'm still 2 lives.
How do I not have a single Galio?
I should probably hold this.
This guy's Nunu.
There's not a single Galio gone!
OOOOOOHHHHH
I'm down the hole cause I'm gonna cash this out and I'm just selling this piece of shit
And I'm probably just gonna play Qoron or Mana
Like 27HP I'm carrying, piece of ice
Piece of ice, piece of ice
No, no, no…
Cryogenic...
No, no, mech is actually balanced.
It only looks broken.
It only looks broken because of this cryogenic X.
I was actually going to play Alawi Re-roll.
Or Alawi Aurora.
But as soon as I see the cryogenic, I just get a free 10k health on my tank.
What is the Hex?
It's the first time an ally in the Hex falls below 40 or they freeze for one second and
35% of the max health
My galley one is basically galley with you right now
Great
Bo Bo to your belt
Yeah, belt belt rod. No bobea felt up
I mean, you can't really miss your right try to make this
should I go uh should I go belt belt like war mongs over double gargoyle no
I mean you do get a little bit more healing though but
56th level
Like Loki isn't better than Staraq.
I have anti-heal man, I have anti-heal.
I've done this, I've done this swap it once I get like Fiora 2 or something.
Why do you think it looked like you just got fucking one shot?
Where is anti-heal? I have the fucking solar hacks man. It wounds. It wounds.
I probably won't win this single round this stage. And then I'm just 10.
I'm just 10 on 6-1. Assuming I like, just shoot a little bit more.
Oh no, I'm not 2 lives. I'm only 2 lives, like, on this stage, maybe.
But if I get Fjord in now, I can beat 2 lives next stage.
40% max health shield
lift up the ring
I don't do the math, 500, 300, but I get a 40% and I gain 18% myself and also a card.
Honestly, it's a really stronger.
I don't know how much it deals with, it's not balanced.
I think that was just too shill of an item I can go like boi GG plus one well actually
though it's another for sure. I just wasn't like, voice that one.
like it's big big nerf mech but it's this cryogenic hex that makes it so fucking OP
I can't. I can't. I can't.
Like this shit lowkey is ass.
I can go GA sterix plus one.
not even low tea like bro mech actually sucks
okay so luna's
increased the power of the hexes by 50%
and i gained 12 gold
I think it's not...
Should I walk with Frank?
Oh, there's a Shogun! Oh, fuck!
How did I almost lose to Kaisa too?
Oh, but I wanted to get it.
Also, the heart is way better than the car lock.
Why does this look like I got fucking one shot?
What happened to my horn?
Huh?
Level 10?
I got fucking one shot.
I don't fucking watch up.
I'm dead.
Wait, how... Oh!
I don't get it.
Wait, how does he is so... His tank is also tankiest.
I mean, I guess he has Cryogenic on a fucking 7-point...
Why does this fight look so good?
Never mind, no it's not. Why does it look so bad?
It just healed it to full.
I think I need like a mana item and then have Blitzcrank just toss the...
I mean, I got an elder drag. Is that good?
Man, I need to see if I get a...
I didn't hear Blitz 2. Is there a mana item?
Wait, oh wait, I have Golden Niko!
The fuck, where did this come from? I don't know why.
GG. GG.
It didn't even ult once. You fucking piece of shit.
Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, you can you can bug the fucking bro
I'm not I'm not a fucking abuser man
You if you golden Nico the fucking drag or if you golden or if you can somehow clone the fucking drag
You basically get a giga elder dragon and you can itemize it
Well, like bro, come on like that's not a win man. I mean I want a 1-4 sure that shit is it's just a straight one shot
It has like a base AD of like 900 and you can itemize it.
That's not a bug it's intended. Really?
Wait it's intended? So you're telling me I could have just golden and you could have
just one thing you instantly. It's intended. Why is it intended?
No, I don't think you understand. You basically, I think the I think the
Shitter Elder Dragon that I got is only 300 AD, right? If you golden
Nico it let me let me just tell you what it is that one you can't even itemize you
can't even itemize the 381 the the one that's when you go to Nico or you barred
clone it it has 900 base AD and you can put three items on it I don't think like
that cannot be intended there's surely not man I just go starex GS it will
just walk up to the mouth I attack it three times and it's just straight
one shot that's intended I can just I can just play that unit on my board
and and one auto tentate damage entire board gone
it's been known since PB they would have patched it buddy I mean they made it so you can't get it from
from, from, before you could get it from Gilded Steel and you could get it from, like, DuoQ.
And that shit on PvE was beyond broken.
Oh, that was a bug?
Okay, so it's actually intended.
So I could have just won the game for free.
I don't got it.
It's so OP.
I'm tired.
How's the thought you would?
Not good, I hope.
Fukuoka lost? TEC lost?
I didn't fill out IG and DRX lost.
Just banned me. But I'm retired.
No, I do watch MLB.
I enjoy MLB.
Baseball?
Baseball is actually a good sport.
I
Hope fake
This queue time man on dark
I can't I space C space a space and space T
Hey, Clay.
Well, he's playing Rhoads with Mateshift?
How is this the lot?
I think he's playing Rogue Reroll with Mateshift Armor.
How can that be your line?
You're gonna have items on your tank,
you're gonna have items on Fizz,
you're gonna have item on Kaisa.
Your tier two is 50 armor and MR on four shooters.
I guess you play Shepard?
Yeah, and then Ornn, if you hit Brass 3, Ornn is forced to lose.
I mean, I guess you get Shepard, I guess.
But I mean, there's no way that's the line, like, wait, what?
Oh, Macean is really good into, like, Leblanc, because you can play 4 Vanguard and you play,
and you only itemize one of them, and you only have, like, two backliners,
and then you also have the shepherd.
Dude, the 2x world champion that's in your lobby.
Dude, there's somebody that's fucking ass.
Uh, it's basically better on Vanguard or Bastion Vanguard.
Since Bastion's already have Armored and Mar.
Vanguard doesn't have more effective HP.
Or not more effective HP.
Just like more flat HP, which is more effective HP with Armored and Mar.
Oh, god.
Look at my shop.
What the fuck is this Corvich?
How can you even be offered this
I might play a I might play big R3
I'm ready.
What the fuck is wrong with my hair?
Hello?
She's sure looking through the camera.
Maybe that's just a roll once here.
I just use my rolls and I'll roll an extra and if I see like one more bearer.
I mean I'm nasus paired, poppy paired, and then I just play poppy 2, atrox, or I can play nasus 2, the only option.
I'm kind of not just using my rolls.
And then I just play towards vertical meeple.
And then I just go 7 meeple fastline.
Oh, they naced 2.
Another Vigor.
I mean, if you want to put it on the sofa, maybe she'll stay there.
The moment you leave it
I mean my items are too shit
Dark Star Arbiter people what?
Look, she left!
Wait, did you guys even see her on the... no?
She left!
The moment Sara leaves the room, she just turns around, sees that Sara's not there and she's out.
a true star 2 cost and if 5 other people gain 3 gold, eaveseraka.
I kind of want the HP because I'm pretty sure I'm going oh wait oh we did a lot
of people so I didn't know because I kind of want the tier wait oh what the holy shit
bye vagar
okay I mean I'm committed to vagar 3 there's no one not playing vr3
Arbiter, Darkstar, Shepard?
I'm gonna just make, I'm already lost around.
Betroth, Teemo.
Holy shit, I finally get to play something new!
I finally get to play Vhagar 3!
I feel like this comp is so conditional though.
Another gnar, a kaisa, or whatever that is.
i could play meeple actually
did not care about vanguard
that's good
is twenty gold bad
You're just fucking re-draining like whatever.
I'm sorry.
This is like the perfect setup.
It's Soraka so I can heal one.
I have five vagars so I can actually stabilize with vagars three like mid stage four.
Holy shit!
What the fuck?
Six Vagars?
Oh, and then what else does it mean?
Shuffle.
A rod is pretty good.
Another poppy is really good.
Oh wait, my items are really good, I have JG plus Apshode.
The fuck?
My items are insane.
I just need a tier.
I'm kind of poor though.
three meeple, two replicator.
I guarantee you this guy's hitting bronze for life. I guarantee it.
Legion of threes Voyager plus one with uplink
How is that balanced wait
It's a bit probably a BS or dish
Did he hit BFL?
He probably did.
I don't know how he did it because if you would have selected that should be insane.
Do recruit and I just go for three stars?
Three star Corky?
I'll actually need one, I never mind.
the line in this comp and I just need money okay the best is basically a double win and I
already lost it's basically a double win because I already lost my streak and I
don't mind stacking for what they're called and then also like you just
It's 4-1 roll for 7 people and then you just farm InfiniGold.
I'm pretty sure this is actually the best game I did it.
No cat.
I just need to comment on that as well, so no, 4-3.
Did he hit?
How many did I miss?
So now I'm like on pace to level the 7.
At least one roll.
I'm on pace to level to seven or level to eight on four one get seven people in the print big are three
Is this morning good
Cause I feel like I haven't seen this comp in like a hundred games.
So I'm starting to worry that like the comp is like bad.
But it used to be good.
I mean I used to do all of it.
But isn't this like the god setup actually?
Cause I can get seven people in.
I'm not even that low.
And then it's also like you just go Soraka and heal, right?
You mean in PvE vs Sick Duck?
Like, is my spot actually bad?
I know no brand is know what to call
National to avoid JG
Shuffle
Because I could play like
I mean I just play Ramus, Bard, Meepsy, Ramus, Bard, and I don't have to play Corky, I could just play Poppy, I mean Vagar, Bard, Meepsy, Ramus, Poppy. I don't play Shen, I mean honestly Shen would help me.
I'm looking at my spot this spot looks horrendous
Or Vega 3 is pretty good.
Meesey is pretty good.
Poppy is actually fine with Sh- and then Rammus.
So I don't play, don't play.
And then I have 5 open slots, which is probably going to be like-
I mean I have 3 open slots.
Oh wait, this is- oh wait, I have a gnar on my board.
I have 4 open slots.
Vanguard plus 2.
I can't.
Okay, they changed the message. You actually need baby gold now.
I'm not trying to play Mordekaiser fucking Blitzcrank on my board, but low key like Mordekaiser,
Blitzcrank, Karma, and then I just have any Legendary, whether it's gonna be, it means
probably Morgana.
Honestly this board doesn't look bad, honestly this board actually looks pretty good.
And then I just dual carry Vavar 3 with Vartu, and they just got one shot.
Oh wait, don't I need Sona?
Wait, I don't have Replicator!
Okay, honestly, do you even need Replicator?
Yes?
I mean I need some from my items I'm looking at my spot here 57 I'm pretty sure I really
We want to play Voyager.
But I wanted to dance
I'm one off of a guard three I
Don't even know what I'm rolling for who am I missing for seven people I
Am lost GG GG GG who am I missing?
Also, I need to go nine though
I don't even have gnar how do I I mean okay the good news is I have a but beat
something I am lost I need seven people in my plan I have never fucking played
these units in my lifetime. Oh God! Oh there's a fizz and then I'm missing what? A gnar?
What does gnar look like? Oh gnar, okay nice nice nice. Missed it! Oh! You don't even
Get corky! The unit is ass!
It's ass!
It does not do anything.
I mean, a random blitzcrank too?
Then I might as well just play...
Then I might as well just hold the mortarcars wrong, good.
I wasn't at least 3 people, because I think I have to stack 2 more.
So you're telling me if I did win this round I'd be dead?
I'd like that to be good.
For me.
Oh gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee,
gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee, gee,
I don't play karma.
I don't understand what my board is.
Hello?
I mean, I'm playing this for sure.
But then like, you're telling me I just don't play Meepsy?
Do you ever drop down to 3 Meepsy?
2 in 100?
And then that way I can play Shen over Poppy, and then I don't have to play Meepsy.
Oh yeah.
Cause that way I don't have to play Karma.
Shen, Morgana.
And then that way I can play this.
Okay, but I need- oh wait, that doesn't- oh, but then that's not even- why the fuck am I playing
Sona then?
Oh, you couldn't pop me for the- you just got a gold.
That's pretty good.
Loki, I could actually go poppy 3 because I'm 3 turns off.
Trying to play that is just rage bait.
Oh, that is rage bait.
Wait, then what's the point of playing...
Then what's the point of playing Stona?
Wait, what?
Because then I'm not playing Meepie.
Okay, I'm pretty sure it's just poppy plus it's actually too good because I've borrowed it like okay
And I just don't care about conduit
And I'm pretty sure I should be playing needy
And then random blitz rings actually pretty good. I'm still two lives. That's pretty good
But more is kind of good the stars are good
Yeah glove chain belt BF here, I mean I just need a problem as well from school
I think this is good enough, but I'll get a frontline item later, bugger.
I have to above, it is what it is.
My god doesn't want these.
I
Should engage a lady
So children on what's a color actually
And then I have this dead unit
I'm not just playing karma
There's a, there's a mortar guy here.
Okay, this is my board.
Fabricate.
This, I am lost. This is my board.
Are we serious?
This is my board.
I saw seven rolls by the way.
I went level nine with invested for this.
I didn't give Ramison item.
Oh!
I would have won this round.
I, oh, I, no, no.
Wait, but it doesn't, I'm eighth anyway.
This is my board, how?
How could this be my board?
lowkey this unit fox wait I wait what did I actually have one out I'm not even
giving it oh my fucking god wait wait what I actually have one out if I had
that extra life my team doesn't know no no no no no no my bad my bad no this
shit is ass I see why this game was I see why this shit was not played in a
hundred games this shit is ass I don't do damage my tank is not tanky my my
My carry is not carrying!
Who the fuck on my board does anything?
Oh my god, this board is fucking assed!
I don't get it.
Hello?
Meet the corgi.
Bro, it's not the fucking corgi.
I went nine with infinite gold and I ended with a puppy and a fucking meat see no voyager on my board
That cannot be right
Infinite gold level nine
And I have a puppy on my board
I don't get it, I don't get it.
My board is ass.
Come on, fuck.
Hey, oh, milk is here.
Um, oh, milk.
uh...
i think i'm going to recently
you listen
listening about the parker
every single day
you you have to play fifteen games
until until the qualifiers
And for every single game that you don't play, 15 daily, you owe me $1,000.
But wait, I've been averaging 15 a day, really?
Where's his motherfucker?
You played 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. You played 9 games today.
Alright, you got my address. 76,000.
Hello?
6, 7.
Oh, God.
Floppy.
Oh, God.
What are you even spamming?
These emotes are cat please.
Oh my god.
Her boyfriend is a, do you guys know this Ergot one trick?
Who's an Ergot one trick in LEC?
Or not LEC in Europe?
Or wait, is he even European?
I don't even fucking know.
Quante?
Oh, that sounds, it's that guy, it's that guy for sure.
that guy? Imagine being a ergot one trick. How do you just load up and just lock in the
ergot? 20 out of 20. I can't. Oh wait. Oh he's here. Oh what the fuck? Oh, oh no not you.
Say it to my face. Oh oh no. Wait what? Oh there's nothing wrong with ergot. No that
That sounds really cool.
No heart binds me.
Ergotten.
WOLKT!
Ergotten.
No, I- I- I- You were on my For You page with the uh- on- on- on Twitter, the uh...
Something- something bootcamping in Europe and you're like 1400 LP with like a fucking 70% win rate.
No, he's actually the goat? Okay, listen.
You're the fucking goat of Ergot?!
But, like, come on, Ergot?
Alright, ok.
Oh!
Pantheon, but, Gee.
R.E. Verus
Pro-folded in half a second.
So, Ergot.
The mountain.
Let's finish this quickly.
MMMMMM!
What's the equivalent of Ergot in mid?
I would say Keanu, but I feel like Keanu is like mechanically difficult.
It's just like some loser champ.
Oh, Malzahar.
Oh yes, Malzahar.
Oh my god.
AUKSHOT! Bro, AUKSHOT mid players I fucking can't.
Oh my god. I also, I also fist like a Nivea players, that's also cringe.
Oh
Your belt
GDG
I mean, this is fun.
No Ezreal GG.
Oh, oh, Milio!
Milio!
Mordekaiser?
Jinx?
I mean, it's probably Mordekaiser or Milio, right?
I mean, it's probably Mordekaiser Nileo, right? Like Vanguard with bigweaver or some shit?
Like, wait, what is bigweaver?
uh, isn't it just MilioPyComp and you three started Jinxed?
No, no, no, fuck that, fuck that.
Well, I'm pretty sure you should actually just play around the carries, like I mean
I mean, Mordecai's are Milleo for sure, and then, uh, wait, isn't it just Mordecai's are
Milleo, uh, TF?
It's mounted.
Fuck this.
Let's finish this.
Oh my god!
I don't get it.
Amelio?
Amorticaizer?
Okay, well I need two big weavers for sure, so it's probably just going to be Corky eventually.
And then I need a vanguard which is probably just gonna be like a lousy or some shit
Exalted adventure, I'm telling precedent. I mean is it the adult adventure actually good in 44 or no, I mean
Okay, Loki, I play, uh, Fiona, Zoey, I play, uh,
And then I just re-roll Zoe 3 as well.
And then I just- honestly, why don't I just sell Milio then?
So why don't I just go jinx it?
I'm lost.
He just birthday president of Mordekaiser too
What the fuck?
No you're a mortifiner.
It was Bordecai's Jinx. Bordecai's Jinx and I just played like Vanguard Challenger or
some shit.
Yona with Diana. GG. GG.
These men, Jinx, Yona, Diana, Aurora. I mean, I already sold it.
I already sold all my Jinx, man. I mean, I have two, too.
And I have the caches out on 4 water on the screen.
And hopefully I just win out.
It's another race! This game's an 8.
I think it's actually fine if it's Stargazer and we're in fucking mountain.
But it's mountain.
So I can't even play TF.
So I should have just played Jeans plus Mordekaiser, because now I can't even connect.
Also, I could have went an econ orbiter for more rolls, but it did not play so well.
I don't got it.
Let's head back when he goes.
It's right now.
Let's go.
Hello.
This.
Alawi.
This guy has a Zaya with Mountain.
Like I could play Caitlyn plus Caitlyn mount high.
I don't get it.
Like, oh wait, wait, what?
I don't want to play E.Trox.
Stomify, second wind.
Okay, do I actually want to play Eatrox then?
And I'm not playing this.
What are kinds of to this and they're not opening pantheon two more rolls one
To
And if I'm playing a trust what's what's it called? Oh, I don't actually win. I think I'm
No, there's no way
I have two millions
What even is the best million? I'm pretty sure it's just children plus
Is is national to I want is national to even good
Like I'm pretty sure you still want JD, no joke.
Oh, I need to hit...
Like I'm pretty sure you still want Nashor 2 or JD, no cap.
I need to win a round though or I believe on the screen.
I think I am screwed.
My board is ass.
Oh no, I have fateweaver.
But I have like no crits, so it's probably not even a problem.
I have four Mordekaiser 7-3 re-rolls.
I know it has precision but it doesn't have crit.
my board is so fucking bad I don't understand I I don't understand bro if I
went vanguard jinx I feel my board is actually good
Cause I just played Diana. Also I kind of went Econ on Anu.
Who the fuck is he, man?
How come I used all my rolls?
And I don't have a single two star.
I have a Nami too.
Okay, honestly, I'm probably just gonna re-roll.
I just put it off because I just play Nami
That means I probably can build a spark
Vanguard Nami
How do I have I don't have a single copy of my stuff
Okay, I'm down to just ditch this and just play Meepsy plus like Vanguard with Liz Nami.
Okay, but I need to hit Mordekaiser 3 and Millio 3 before I do that or I'm screwed.
I don't get it, that's all this takes.
I have the sac one and then I just all the next turn.
Also, this Nashua Tooth is completely trashed.
I should probably report first.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Okay, this is my last loss.
Here it comes!
Here it comes, everybody!
I have two shirinikos.
Oh, I'm back, I'm actually back.
I have four so I need four plus three seven so I need three copies total one
How
What
I
Can't even level
How
What the fuck?
You know there's not a single Milio gun, I promise there's not a single Milio gun.
Who the fuck holds this piece of shit?
Oh my!
That's my catch out.
I mean, Bob it on to Brigitte broken.
Honestly, maybe I won.
I
Should have more money for sure I
Don't understand how this is even possible
possible. On average, should I be level 8 here? I would have won that round for sure. I don't
get it. I don't get it. I rolled 60 gold. I rolled 60 gold and didn't buy 80 gold. I
Single unit how man how
I mean my board is actually good
but now I'm one life also this unit is fucking ass fuck you I rather have more
mana than on what's it called
I'd rather have it with a mana item
If I had one more life, I actually would this game
One more life I actually would have won this game, I cannot.
If I go... should I go GG?
Is that enough of Tatsumi?
Is anything stronger to go JG?
I feel like I won't have enough to ask me, but I won't cast.
And then I'll make.
Hey, QD.
I mean, like I can roll 1200 and do anything.
do anything this is gonna be tier chain plus tonight's reforges trash protector
vow and then I just reforges for this I mean you can't miss if I miss it is what
it is. I can go... Oh, I might be missing. I mean, is that a... is this enough of a
fast speed? If I go... is this even better? Anyone? Because Void is 15 AS with Shoujin
and one-man region I mean I've got to see it fight I hope I die actually I'm
already told that this game is fucking ass
I
Can't help
I'm pretty sure Gigi's not good though.
A lot of teams not good bad and I can hit Karma Q, a lot of Q.
I didn't hit Karma Q, a lot of Q.
I should probably know.
Nami...
I mean I'll just go regular round because there's no, well, uh, probably no stats.
It says it's GS void.
JG is Giga plus.
It's void.
GG.
I'd rather just walk out.
I'm pretty sure it's overturning like crazy.
It is overturning like crazy.
Let's go for the good.
Me too is actually good.
Bye one. Bye game.
Camarillo, JG, Shogun, Ravadon's Void.
JG's better.
Really?
That's fucking hate JG.
Alright, fuck it.
I don't think I'm killing this ever.
Honestly, this matchup, JG has me better.
Yes.
Because I actually need to damage the killback.
What?
What does this average?
I could have just taken Forge and Stripe and won the game for free.
Like this game is, why are you like, why do I even try to even like try to have fun?
It's not fun.
I'm not even having fun.
It's just not balanced.
All of these are how can you b- You know I was offered that as well by the way.
How can you not win?
There are 30 Oran items that are negative 50 Delta on mech.
How can you not win?
Don't worry guys!
Let's not nerf the interaction of any of the Oran items on mech.
Instead, let's just nerf mech to make it unplayable outside of Fortune Strength, Expedition, Cryogenic, and some other bullshit.
Have you played mech without those conditions?
You don't win a single round.
You don't win a single round. If you win a round, basically, if you play mech outside of
cryogenic expedition to play, and of a cash out, forging strength, and you win a
around, just do yourself a favor and report yourself. It means that your elo is fucking
pathetic. You can't end and Riot just decided to just kill mech. They just they just I can't.
I can't.
Just mech when it was only broken under those conditions and it's still broken under those
condition, they said now the comp's not even playable. Like what's this? Oh great, can't
play mech, no cryogenic. Gee. Gee. I can't. Fountain.
After watching your 4-2 roll down, I feel like I'm about to get as lucky as fuck today.
Yeah, what the fuck was that?
Wait, wait, no actually, I don't think I, I, I think in a hundred games you won't have a game like that, ever.
What the fuck was that?
I did not click a unit.
Shepa.
I can play Teemo Nasis if I did.
Shepard.
I don't have a single wall.
I don't know
What?
Me both
Alright, I mean I just need a econ, I have a fawn.
Low key, should I just reforge people?
I'm cutting down.
Wait, also are you guaranteeing a reforger, isn't this shit broken?
Wait.
Wait, yeah!
If you're guaranteed a fortune, isn't this actually broken?
What if I get like primordium?
I thought we weren't clicking the broken shit, oh I'll be clicking the broken shit.
I don't understand why he keeps losing.
This game is so easy.
I just go to TK Academy and play the S3 Golfs.
Can someone explain that he's so bad?
honestly
Can I actually just play a board and start with Shrieken after this round?
I'm kind of down because there's so many openers in my pool, like I just get a 2 star 1 cost
And I get a fawn, and I just play Atrox, Jax, Ezreal too, and I get a fawn.
I can actually start winning.
And I don't, I'm pretty sure I can, with the fawn, can I play Seven Meeple, plus Corky Riven, with Seven Meeple?
I mean, surely, I mean, I'm a fawn.
Oh nice.
Thank you, buddy.
Meeple, fawn?
And then it's not like I need money, I'm playing Ram's fucking dumbass horde here.
I'm up a fun in a meeple plus one then
I don't even have...
Hope built via broad glove. Even shroud.
Can I find an opener please? Wait, isn't that playing people?
I'm fighting an opener again. Exalted Adventure with...
How does he get Meepsy Nar and I-
He gets Meepsy Nar and I get...
Bordekaiser Milio?
And some other trash.
Jakes.
Pro.
Alright, well, that's not pretty good though.
I don't know what fizz or any of these garbage units look like and I'm pretty sure I'm level
8 is 9 units so I just play, I have to play 7 Nibble but it's Nibble and oh and I have
I have a font, so I have 9 units, and I have... wait.
My board's actually gonna be good then.
Old gloves, no cloak.
Meepie.
Send me onto Meepie.
and
Wait, this spot is straight up a meagre.
Cause I probably am playing 7 meagre and then I just go no vagar and no some other shit.
How? How?
I mean, second went on one more. What the fuck is that?
I think the problem is the damage.
That's pretty good here.
my god
Never play that
All right
I mean it's probably Fizz, Meepsy, Poppy, Rammus, Corky, Bard, Riven, Milio, Milio, Riven,
Ribbon?
Big R.
32 to level.
I'm losing quite one gold and not
Anyways, uh, so how many how many cells cuz like right now I can drop two of these right and I have nine minutes
So let's say I find barred I can drop one two companies that eight so I plus one who's a plus one a
Voyager any voyager
Oh GD any voyager it's probably it's actually probably Aurora this Aurora unit is fucking broken
Mr. Relu, to your chain, a full throttle on item, that's pretty good, a Pantheon, a
We
Just look at the spot. Just look.
And then I'm gonna have Riven, Corky as my duo, so there's no way that like this, and then all I need is damage, because I have infinite HP.
Isn't the spot kinda good? Perhaps.
25% of that screen.
Yeah, my 2080 for tier one is insane.
Well, it's actually insane.
And the flat 80 on Voyager Ampli, it has to be good.
three free rolls five people it's a top four spot GG first message I mean I'm
I'm not getting the moded.
Hog change.
My ability is not even stronger.
I'm basically only healing my Poppy.
But you get 25% attack speed for your entire board.
Like 100 HP on Poppy is better than 25% attack speed
my entire board are all we on crack and it's not even 12% of his end
uh I think it's two of these players
How much money is at the level?
I mean it's perfectly normal in that turn.
Hopefully maybe I can just win 4-1.
If I can win 4-1, it's perfect.
I can also just keep panting on 2.
DV's really good.
If I can somehow win next round, it's perfect.
DV's really good.
I can also go GS.
If I go GS, I can play around BF Chain.
But DV is like fucking insane.
And then Bo is not even bad.
And then Chain, I need to end on the front line anyway.
He's right.
Oh nice.
Wait, this is a giga good beat.
I'm fighting him right before he- he- he sends it.
Holy shit.
Two Rammus?
That doesn't matter, honestly.
If there's eight Nunu's gone, if- if- if four people in the lobby can hit Nunu two,
I can find the fucking Rammus too, man.
8% damage amp. I mean this is fucking useless though. Reinforcement? Honestly that's pretty
good. I mean these are all shit combats I don't want to merge. I don't have a corky
I don't want to roll anymore, but I just don't have ramming.
Can I even play ribbon?
front line. Maybe I just go for poppy 3. I just front poppy 3. Alright, and now I just go 9.
I mean it's not like my board is going to be given or less, I don't have a third tank
and i don't have uh...
and i go morello on what's it called
corky
maybe i can just go corky three
Look at my frontline.
I mean, it's not that I want to roll.
I mean, my board is ass.
But it's gonna be good in three turns.
I
Mean two more rounds, it's fine
He's also got a big in the ugly look broken he has me be in in Narvan
I can't get a third item still
Ah, it's fine, it's fine.
Kragas pipe.
I mean, I said to, I'm telling you, I'm telling you I'm winning out, I'm winning out.
If I hit Radiant Morillo, I'm out.
But I'm actually about a gig of spike.
18 pog. Where? My frontline is a popping. I'm fighting him as soon as he sends it.
great it just dropped for free and now my corgi's dead it can't even move out of the corner
It's probably that way over there.
Now the problem is I can easily fight...
Alright, I'm still, uh, I'm still devised.
I'm still devised. That's pretty good.
How can we go 9 with 2 upgrade? Even if I upgrade to my entire board, it doesn't do anything.
Look at my items. Just look at my items. Straight up will not do anything.
Bringing the last one is especially really good.
I'm gonna show you how to find one Bramis.
I need a bard.
This is my board.
This is my board. I can carry this. I can take this for now, I guess, for one turn.
Of course I fight him I mean what did I say on for what this fucking shit I think
Oh yeah, I beat him anyway.
I need to roll for a one cost to print.
But what's the point of rolling if I don't have a three item tank and I don't have a
three of them Gary I don't get it
bro it doesn't matter I could have three star corki I'm not winning a single
fucking round but you might as well sack
but this is not it this is not even a greedy fast nine it's just straight up
you must fast nine I I have a two item corki and a two item what's it called
You must!
Okay, so where's the Rammus?
Okay, at least he's Vex 1, but he rolled a Raging Bramble against me, I can't resist the beam.
Fuck, it's so deep. It doesn't take any damage.
They cast.
How are we letting this idiot cast? How, you motherfucker? How? How?
Oh, good.
Also should probably be moving crown guard to that unit.
I don't have him, I don't have him.
It's just straight up pathetic.
This balancing from fortune strength, it's so fucking pathetic.
I don't know, it's actually disrespectful that they nerfed mech.
It's genuinely disrespectful.
Oh, no, let me see, what a nerf,
I think they totally tend to set home.
This right here, they just admitted
they don't play the game.
It wasn't even good.
It was not even good.
It was, it was playable.
It was playable. Was it broken? Fuck no! Fuck no, it wasn't!
And they nerfed this. I can't. It's just when you have...
Can they just disable fortune strength until they fix it?
I don't get it.
How is this shit even allowed to be in the game?
Look at the baseline.
It's just trash.
And then, or just look at the deltas.
What?
Ah!
What?
you
If an item has a delta of, let's say, 0.3, it's uncontested the best item on that unit.
0.3 delta is already insane.
So why the fuck?
Are there this many orn items and get this and get this guys get this ready?
When you lose streak, when you lose streak, you guarantee two reforgers.
How can you miss?
You can't.
You have this many to hit I would say the cutoff is probably like I'm gonna say I
I I don't want Kappa juice I'm cool with the turtle pad I'm cool as
zonius I'm cool with all of these items yes you can only miss these
You can hit all of these and then when you miss, you just reforge.
You just reforge.
You have two reforgers and get this.
Let's say you miss and then you reforge, then you miss, then you reforge, then you
You still have three items that are Giga negative belt I can't.
Don't worry guys.
Don't worry, we nerfed the mech.
We nerfed it.
It wasn't even good outside of Cryogenic and the broken shit.
How is this force in string shit even allowed?
I genuinely think a silver player can compete in a Challenger Lobby if they click Fortune Strength.
I can teach my dad how to play.
If my dad loads into 2-1 with Timebreaker in Fortune Strength, he can win a Challenger Lobby.
First time TFT.
You just you just put on the tactics not tools look at the Delta's just put some items on
It's so broken and if you don't hit Gallio do
It doesn't matter. You're not top for a challenger player is not gonna top for a silver player is not gonna top for you missed
It is what it is
No heart binds me.
I don't get it.
Hello?
I can't.
It's so OP.
It's so fucking OP.
Forged in strength.
I just want to play some chogas.
It's balanced because you are at one life.
Well, you're probably at two lives, and the thing is it's not very balanced because you're
not going to lose a round.
How can you lose a round?
Oh, here are your items.
Here are up four ore items.
I wouldn't even be tilted if it weren't for this fucking solo plate chokie app.
I'm down, I'm down.
Fuck.
I mean there is patient study though.
Eh, who cares?
Oh, this guy has two Cho'Gaths.
And then if I don't natural any, should I just commit?
I'm not gonna just commit, fuck it.
I just need a tier for Giga.
I mean, after I set the crown guard, I don't think I can play Max.
Because my enemies are huge.
One KS KS. Wait.
I don't think you can get it.
No time to waste.
Now he sold the Chogat, that's pretty, oh great, Chog2.
now he sold it to God that's pretty oh great oh too
I think I'm just forced to play back, but I made a crumb guard.
I mean, crumb guard isn't even bad, it's just that I need the rod.
I don't understand where my ace will end up. I killed a rod for a frontline item. GG.
I'm not forcing the fucking contested chogath re-roll. That shit is an uncompressed eighth.
I mean if I can get an early Cho'Gath 2, health on cast 18, health on kill 35, if I can get
an early Cho'Gath 2, I can actually, maybe I can just end the game with Cho'Gath and
play for dark star for dark star trogath on bench I mean that actually sounds
good but I need I need to find the show guys like now because I mean it is
so that's gonna farm infinite if I've created trogath on stage to really I
mean it actually is a good thing
except I killed my rod
I mean solo play Malachi actually sounds broken I lost anyway I
I mean, I didn't mean that sometimes.
And it is serpent.
I'll take everyone else here.
I'll go back, my item's not one.
Okay, I mean, I'm pivoting for sure. There's no way I'm not pivoting.
I think you pivoted, but the thing is it doesn't matter, there's no end playing this shit,
after making the war logs.
Am I just... Am I just uh...
I'm pretty sure I just lose this.
It's a down of a single item.
Oh my god...
Just look at my spot.
No, Lulu's actually broken if you hit, but...
Oh wait, wait, my spot's insane now.
What the ee on this?
Wait, my spot's actually insane.
Oh, that's pretty good.
Oh, ho-ho GG GG
What if I thought no one knew?
So my board is actually good and then the problem was I didn't get anvil's but I just
I'm not gonna drop the best side I could get anyway.
What even is Rulous thing?
Oh, I have a fucking Malkai on my ward.
Well, like, my Fly is actually good, because I can just play this Chogat for a while.
And then I also solo-played on Malkai in the same way again.
GG.
Never mind.
Reverse GG.
Oh, I don't remember our forger though.
Is it still good?
The problem is that I have Shogun's land.
I mean, I'm not clicking those to play fucking with me.
I got Primordian and Arbiter, GG.
One free roll.
I think I actually need to open for this Reforger, but I don't think I can get that low, I didn't
even set my items.
I just get the owner of three, okay now I'm screwed.
Now my spot is 8.
How?
I need to reforge these fucking anvils.
Can I get to...
I don't get it.
I mean, the reason my spot turned bad though is because I have slow play.
The reason my spot turned bad, I mean, don't I actually, can I actually get to this HB?
No.
The reason my spot turned bad though, is because I low rolled. I hit Arbiter and fucking Primordian.
These two are trash!
What if I don't hit these? I instantly win the game!
And it's not like I want to click...
...fucking, what's it called...
...glass cannon and some other trash to play Luluri roll, like this shit is ass!
I clicked those, I'm probably going 6 that best.
But here I can actually win the game!
It's just I hit the two worst possible levels.
The only thing worse is instead of Arbiter I get Anima.
That's that's straight up the only possible there's one combination. That's worse like it's actually a bad beat man
There's one combo that's worse one
One combo is worse one I
Don't think I can get below
I mean I think what I do is I just sack and try to get below this guy and pray this guy
wins too.
And if I can't sack below 52 and I don't get a 4-jump, I'm just going to throw up.
I mean it's not worth playing.
I mean I got the second worst combo.
I think he lost around so I can't even get a reporter so why am I in this game
It's...
I go where my research takes me.
I don't get it.
Like the people that are hindsight and say, why would you do it?
My spot, my ADP playing Lulu with those augments that I was offered is a straight six.
My ADP clicking Cosmic Restore is in the threes.
Why would I not click it?
I got the second worst combo.
Like how, man?
How is this even allowed?
Hello?
Am I going the only three?
Maybe.
No time to waste.
Oh.
Can I get a reforger?
Worst combo is Primordium with Anima. That should have been a G.E.
Primordium and Anima is an instant G.E.
Oh, a Reforger! Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Let's head back where you go. Get straight ahead.
No.
Nova Stargazer. Stargazer on Serpent.
GD. GD, GD, GD.
All right!
GD, GD.
Uh, I need an atronk, so.
I mean, would you look at that?
Now I just win the game.
Would you look at that?
It's not really, because I...
What does Atrox look like?
I need an Atrox or I'm screwed.
I also wouldn't mind the talent.
I shoulda played- I just missed a Zyre! I need a Zyre! I JUST SKIPED A ZYRE! WHAT THE-
GD
I just skipped Zyre, GD.
Okay, but I mean it doesn't matter, I don't need that, because I'm just gonna be on my knees.
What does Talon and what's it called the play?
Okay, let's hold on.
Talon?
Atrox?
Talon?
Zaya.
I can still win!
Don't worry.
What does Atrox look like?
Atrox.
And now what does...
What does aatrox look like?
Or...
How do I play...
I can't.
I'm 5 stargator.
I can't.
I'm sure it's better than vanguard, I don't even know that's true.
Tier-coke-bo-coke-tier.
Like Talon over Mordekaiser, and I just don't play...
Talon over Mordekaiser, and I just don't play... I mean, maybe I just don't play Lingu.
Okay, if I didn't sell... Wait, okay, hold on. If I didn't skip the what's it called,
what if I have won this game?
I mean, I'm not going to move through.
If I did, like, if I did Xayah 2, Nunu 2,
don't I actually win this game?
Low key.
I mean, maybe I just hit it.
Man, I'm pretty sure I need to play Mordekaiser though.
I just don't play Lulu, and I have one open slot.
Hopefully it's not Riven.
But Hodge is actually pretty good. Can I go Hodge? I use it either.
Diah.
Another Nova. I can also just play this for what's it called.
Bard.
All right, our board is actually pretty good low key
I could have pulled two more times
and I'm guaranteed to hurt
What is that? It's all we could even do
F***ing nice
Nice
How did I not hit?
How did I not hit, what's it called, man?
I need Nunu 2 where I'm at.
That's a lock.
If I don't hit Nudu 2, I am fucked.
It's actually farmed me infinite gold.
Alright, Nudu 2, please!
Please, please!
I mean, ribbon 2 is ribbon 2.
I just need a frontliner.
What the fuck?
It just...
All who cross me will be made my targets.
I mean this is good enough, whatever.
I mean this doesn't even do anything.
If I hit Zaya 2, I mean it's blitz better than Riven 2, 3 vanguard.
I really think that should be pretty good.
I just need Nunu 2 and my board is actually good. They're probably all gone. How many are gone? Zero, one, two, three.
I can't. One, two, three, four, five.
I have six, seven.
There's three left in the pool.
Oh, God.
Nunu two.
If I hit Nunu two, this game is over.
I don't think I can lose to anyone.
server is so fucking strong and I'm not even playing bed units because I have
Stargazer plus 2.
GG!
This guy's too new new.
The room is actually good though.
It's tanky and it's doing 5k damage, even if it's zero item.
I need anti-MR, right?
If I can get a spark going, my board is actually nasty.
I mean, I probably should go and spark instead if I can do it, actually.
I'm a good prep in trying to get though.
Oh, I'm atrox. Oh, you're right
I mean
Gee I'm gonna give it over
Cosmic restart Gigi to emblems. I mean I'm gonna just opus fuck man
like if I hit on the initial one oh it's just a gg I would I would have
perfect info on what items to make out perfect info on what board to make I
would have perfect info on everything and and I would be able to play the
strong as possible board I could play my strongest board oh that's a good beat
if I had new new one here I would have lost this round
It's serving actually it's the best one.
Oh, I have VTROX, guys I have VTROX.
Oh, I have atrox, guys, I have atrox.
I'm trying to go for a ribbon item.
Because it's not a, it's not a backline problem, it's a, I have no frontline.
I use anti-roll shit, obviously, you can turn it anyway.
shreds up at the first six seconds I just need any form I know them I think
this room in his mother crap on my back line
Uh, excuse me?
Excuse me?
Oh, it doesn't matter. I have to wait in the garage.
Just look at this shit, man.
How- how are emblems balanced?
They're not.
They're not balanced and there's still people that genuinely think oh yeah
because you hit Primordian and Arbiter what you could can be restart bro like
it's just if you have a 95% chance to win the lottery and you play and you
lose? Are you not supposed to play? I don't get it.
the shitters I need Lulu Talon and TF because when I level I just drop this
piece of garbage the fuck this is you legit nothing
I'm kind of down to this roll on a
Talon, TF, and Lulu. I mean, I just need Lulu in one...
Oh, I should never mind. I will not be rolling on E.
Because I think I'll be leveling for this.
Wait, does this mean that I can actually itemize it?
No?
GG!
Oh my, my remover's gone!
I don't get it.
I knew it. I was about to say, how is this Victor 2 computer? Which one is BFL? Chrismatic.
Cosmatic
Back to with I don't know what I'm holding for a truck steal
I have a question
Why is this guy still in the game?
Why does it look like...
What oh spreading roots gg everybody gg
I don't have removers other than I can move the bramble I can get a bramble vest
I'm pretty sure the only chance I have is somehow this is better.
I mean it's stronger for sure man look at the fight oh
Oh
We use our ass
I I'm not just praying I win this round. I'm not going for Lulu too man
You're a two?
No.
What did he have spreading roots?
what did I have? Cosmic restart. What did the rest of the lobby have? Not these. Oh, actually,
I think third place at BFL Victor.
Wait.
His spreading roots was OP for the entirety of last set.
And emblems weren't even that good last set.
In this set, the emblems are actually good.
How come spreading roots isn't nerfed?
What what's the reason?
He just wakes up and the first thing he does is message me, spirit you bet on spirit raffle.
And he's the one who got me on Spirit.
Did you watch any CS at all? You knew it was a 3-0 for Vitality, man?
Yall are just not smart.
Ah!
Who did Vitality lose to?
Because they were in the losers' bracket? I forgot.
The Falcons.
You could...
You could bet on vitality over spirit five times, win all five times, and if you bet on vitality against Falcons, you would be down money.
Holy shit, the Giga-Overs won?
Wow!
The Giga-Overs won?
The Thunder beat the Wizards?
Why would you bet on the Wizards?
What?
They're Giga-Overs for a reason, man!
Oh my god
I can't
No, I am retired
I actually am a professional CS watcher. I'm not even kidding. Give me any team in tier 60.
I can give you all five players on the roster, no joke. I will be watching the fucking Sinners
against g2
i'll be watching hot 2
against
against the fucking sinners
i'll be watching legacy against
the red knids
wild
oh i was actually on wildcard
i was on wildcard against
oh no i wasn't on them but
if i were if i were on them
i mean paravision is my favorite team and also that's not a fucking tier 70 team
man my favorite player on 90 is max my favorite player on on on pervision is
probably belchanock that guy no belchanock is actually the moon
belchanock
Who was Zwei even on before? Was he on Spirit?
Was he on Zwei? I don't know.
No heart binds me.
I just remember he would just be dropping a generational 0.7 rating,
and the entire Twitch chat is just standing Zwei.
Sedge.
But then he gets picked up by Paravision and now he's actually a nuke dropper.
Oh,
I just hit master's already so I can go to sleep.
Oh,
GG.
Alright, honestly, that just started using the broken shield.
It's just pissing me off, man.
Okay, right back.
No fighting destiny.
No time to waste.
I mean, this is pretty good. I wouldn't say this is spreading roots good, but it's pretty good. All allowed.
I'm gonna probably try to stabilize off of the two star one cost that I get
Oh, there's obviously a good economy. You don't need to, you don't actually need to get to the $5,000.
At the end of the day, just compare it to the Slam. You know Slam doesn't even give you a component anymore.
It just gives you three gold.
So this is the same thing as Slammon,
it's if you lose the three gold early game,
but then now if you do make it to the five cost,
you get an extra 12% health and 12% attachment
to all your five cost.
I mean, yes, it's broken.
It's broken.
Check.
Oh man with a lamp, come and throw.
More of a guy either.
You won't make it though, okay?
Who cares?
It doesn't matter.
It's still, it still breaks even,
It's- it's- it's way ba- compare this to the fucking bloodthirster on it!
Just compare it to the bloodthirster on it!
Eh?
How- like how was that shit even in the game?
I don't see what's going on here.
I'll go back to my room and see what I can do.
Warpath full streak.
You think I can just cheese?
No, this is actually, this actually just looks like a wintery.
He has two sugar ass poppies and he's just letting me sit here and attack for free.
The fuck?
Even my Leona's attacking me.
I mean, I really want to click bears and I really don't want to click bears, but I
I don't really want to click- I mean I don't want to click that shit and I don't want to be a sword combat.
I'm more a Kaiser. I'm in the Yelp than 8 drops.
Alright. There's actually a lot of boons that just instantly win you the game.
Like the Golden Remover with infinite reforges is insanely good.
GD. What have you got?
Seven Golden Reforges? Oh that's really good.
Oh what the fuck? Wait that's insane.
GD.
Gg I mean I think that over over the other garbage any day
What am I playing though
What awkward
Oh yeah, well that's just ass.
Bullglove felt here.
Surely, I get two rolls here.
I mean, nice.
About to say.
I feel like my units are actually attacking a lot.
Finish this quickly.
Rattles!
Michael, it's me, your plumber. Can you please stop shitting my right hand all the time? I don't want to have you.
This fucking plumber charged me 300 fucking dollars to unclog my toilet. I still can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
And you paid? I mean, I felt bad because he drove like an hour and a half.
I just googled plumber near me.
but he drove he drove an hour and a half so I was just like you know whatever
fucking I'm not gonna decline the service and just and just and have him
drive an hour and I was at that point it's a sister circle
Wait, no, I've unclogged like 100 toilets, like 100, like 100 times.
It's just for some reason this one time, I couldn't unclog it, I don't know why.
just I no matter what I did I couldn't do anything okay okay if I get the econ
I'm pretty sure I can do this fast side.
I mean, I'm probably, I mean, I'm just trying to play towards the backs, but...
4, 2, 3, what'd I get, well that's pretty good actually.
Oh no, I just need money, which I got.
Am I playing this?
Nope.
20 bill level.
I'm pretty sure I just go fast on this game, yes.
And I'm not playing atrox before it's a gold.
I just need a bow.
I'm just gonna 4-1 roll until 2-star everything and then I'm just going to 9 on 5-1 and just
I mean honestly if I play on this stage though I can get...
If I am making it to 9 this game, why does it look like I'm not even close to 9?
Because I'm not.
That is really fucking good.
Except there's a two tanky player in the lobby.
I miss Nunu and Tan the block.
My god doesn't want peace.
49? I don't think I can 9 until 5-1. This game is fucked. Should I just FF? This game's
looking doomed. I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm going to load up against the Samurai and just
lose anyway. I mean, honestly I killed a lot of Samurais here. Oh, nice.
I
To the loss is actually fine 41
I think I'm screwed
I can also hold Galio on the roll down as well.
Maybe I just stack one more and I can get another econ.
No, but I'm pretty sure if that happens, I'm not even going to win a single run.
I actually need combat.
Or I'm screwed.
I
Get a lot of time on a body that's fine. It's still the board is still stable spot
And I mean I had the wrong agents the thing is the only thing that like I level 9 the most important thing is new new 2
If you don't have new new 2 your board at level 9 no matter what it ass
You could have like Morgana 2 fjorda 2 everything fucking do if you don't have new new gg
I miss orange six you know pair
A lot of free rolls
It's not even on what's it called.
Vex!
I
Into whatever the fuck
Yes
I'm pretty sure I need to roll until a new to though because I mean if I don't get new to what the fuck is the game plan
I don't know if I'm going to die soon though.
I actually need the g2 non-tank 5 costs if you field- I mean I need the items, I need
Fuckin' I even got this fucking shit.
I think you're a 2 anyway, is that good?
Allow me to...
I mean, I have to roll until... No no no, I'm not rolling, I don't wanna fuck.
I'm done rolling.
I can actually 9 soon.
Should I just make war logs?
Fuck anti-heal.
I think the gravestone is like, it's kind of fucking useless.
I'm not going to graze on this ever, fuck you.
All right, what's my HP? 32?
The Graves unit is ass, man. It doesn't do anything. The unit is so bad. I think if
you could hit Graves to this turn, I'm pretty sure that's a bad thing. The unit is legit
trash. I mean this doesn't do anything. I just don't want to roll. I'm pretty sure I should
like a random ass what's it called on my board what's my HP 33
Oh, you just didn't have to do two.
Oh, he revives his...
Meatball and Shepard.
This guy has a kinsu on his...
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
HA!
He's against what is...
I mean, I have to go Varus.
I might just not have anything to kill.
It is what it is.
Not sure he got me, I must.
Bro, if I can win one more round...
I mean, I need a moment to lose a round.
I mean, actually, the Nibel didn't do anything. What the fuck?
I mean, this is also useless.
What is this? Dark Star and...
Conduit doesn't do anything, and what's it called doesn't do anything.
Dark Star.
Alright.
If I lose this round, I have to just go 0, but hopefully I win.
I don't think I'm winning shit.
This is the one-two with the fucking Galathe over the line.
Am I winning a single round here?
I mean, if you're a Raps, I can win.
I don't have any idea.
I mean, I'm not trying to go one-life, man. I'm about to descend it.
I
Don't play karma
There's a 2nd eco
I'm trying to put a stone on my board I
Disguise brass three
I didn't kill a single unit anyway, I mean it's actually good that I fight him now but
it's bad that I didn't kill a single unit because now the problem is I have to win like five
rounds to heal all life.
GG.
No anti-heal? I mean I have to take this.
Mastery, Bard, another Blitzcrank, so it's really good.
I'm not playing easy. What is this? What was the sound of that again? Oh, that's pretty good.
I
This you two actually thoughts man
No, it actually Fox
I can't roll
I mean I can't hold this like I mean the boy I'm fucking blocking and then buying it like
Are you serious right now? Fuck you, man.
Alright. Hello!
Vex2 and GG.
Nunu2, Vex2 and GG.
GG! Okay, not really. I need Nunu2 and it's GG.
I'm a new dude too, my Fronlin can actually sustain my what's it called and then if I
I can win like two more rounds, I can actually heal to another life.
Warpath, he didn't even catch out Warpath.
He's level 9 with Braves 2 so far, this Braves is crazy.
I mean, I'm playing Fiora, it's not that much better honestly.
My Fiora is dead instantly.
Gee, gee...
Sike?
Who's playing a fucking Braves?
Nice one, man.
Braves 2, don't worry, 3 upgrades!
And...
Can't even kill Nunu 1.
That unit is broken.
That unit is fucking broken.
Eh?
I
Kind of want the psionic I don't know
I don't think I have anti-heal, because there's no scout, no pivot, jastly, what is it, it's medallion.
Am I screwed?
Oh no, I'm not. Just in time for the new move.
All who cross me will be made my targets.
I mean BT's good but things like Ambigl, which is actually pretty good, really good.
Ambigl?
GD, GD, GD, GD.
Okay, if I win this round I actually win the game.
Cause then I can, I toggle back into a combat thingy and I can probably actually go level
10.
Wait!
That has to be positive, it actually has to be positive.
I mean it's not even good because now
Now, because I already have anti-MR, 10% whatever the fuck, the tax feed and AD.
This guy looks strong as fuck.
Hopefully I don't bite him.
I'm sure that beat this right, he's playing fucking Teemo Gary
Oh, that actually is early lorries
But the chill is nice
I mean, it's not actually a bad beat, like, if any, I mean, it's still good
I think I'm actually kind of close to level 10, but surely I don't get 4-0ed.
If I get 4-0ed I'm dead, because I'm not rolling, and there's no way.
I can actually level for like Sheppard, which is actually like pretty decent, Sheppard.
I guess I can also level up with a conduit.
I can also level up with a gym.
24 to level.
Ah, I'm still a lobbyist here.
Is there a Shepplett?
Dark Star.
Shepplett.
I don't know if this is the strongest in the lobby for sure, man.
Oh my god.
Oh, this position is pretty much really so close.
No one shot.
Okay, I got another ult off.
I killed enough, even if I lose.
This guy is actually strong as fuck, alright, this is gonna go in, if I'm stronger than this guy, I'm stronger, like I won the game for sure.
I won the game for sure if I have this.
Let me see, I'm pretty sure she's actually better.
I'm not pretty sure that I'm certain.
I can fight this guy as well?
I didn't even know I could fight this guy!
I mean, okay, it doesn't matter, like, the position's probably still fine.
Except I killed my Fiora off instantly.
No scout, no kill it on 60.
I mean, the only reason I've lost this is because I killed my Fiora off is, no, no, this is fake.
No, no, no, if I position, like, I'll f- wait, actually, do I even win this?
I mean I would have won that round for sure, no cap, but I don't even know if I actually
win because no Seattle no pivot and medallion has to be beyond broken.
Entire board 22% health, 33 AD, 33 AP.
So this time I'm on Nunu's same side as Fiora, maybe.
But Medallion damage amp?
Like, bro, how much damage amp do you have?
He has 44% damage amp.
Huh?
Okay, I mean that looks pretty good.
My Fiora didn't die instantly.
I need combat, combat, combat!
GG, GG.
Conqueror good enough?
Or should I go for a mana item?
I'm sure there's a mana item or a fucking...
Ah, Conqueror's bad, I think it's pretty good, it's pretty good.
I mean this is just an undeserved first, it's just straight up undeserved, I can't, bro
the reason I was clicking the shepherds is because what if I don't find a jinn, what
if I find a jinn, why don't I play jinn over a stupid ass beea in whatever the fuck his
name is, like bro come on man.
Oh, I'm so good.
I mean I just high rolled if I didn't hit if I didn't hit Vex on the initial roll down
I'm not just a
The NBA finals no who won
Spurs one magic I can't believe the magic actually one whole shit
Can I go to sleep umpire?
Oh
I
I declined boxbox bootcamp because I didn't I was I was gonna like sweat for 44
But then set to go sign up anyway
So now I'm just sitting here by myself
Where even is it right now?
No, if you sign up or not no flame, I just woke up from a nap.
I'm tired.
I died. I died.
What is this queue time?
Yo can you unblock me?
It's been three sets.
Wait what?
Wait, what? I have you blocked?
I didn't expect that you just blocked me.
Really?
Hello? Where are you going, sweet?
What's the play tonight, sir?
Did he actually say that?
Slash you, you're set to go.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, DM you.
No, no, this is actually 100-0.
Hey admins to take out Citadel so you wouldn't get open called by me so shameless.
Bro Phoenix is, how is it me that took them out?
They just didn't sign up.
I don't even think Citadel are scapegoating me, but there are people that genuinely are
scapegoating me, and they're just sitting there saying like, oh yeah, like X-Day, TNT
players can't read X-Day.
That just fuck off.
Fuck off.
The first thing, the first thing the Google Doc says, it says sign the form and make sure
you sign the Google Doc.
I feel like when there's hundreds of thousands of dollars on the line, surely you can fucking
You can read that shit.
And it's not even that.
No, no, no, I'm not gonna say anything, like whatever.
You know there was 60 teams that signed up for APAC
and 59 teams signed to Google Doc.
One team, one team out of 60 didn't sign to Google Doc.
Didn't sign the Google Doc. One out of 60.
And somehow I...
I'd rather die than sub to this moron.
I didn't say that really.
Also, can you unban- can you unban Sarah from your chat?
You know what, since you banned Sarah, I can't even chat on my phone. I have to like go on VPN, or I have to go on...
Uh, or I have to turn off a wifi.
Or I legit cannot fucking chat.
if it sends the message and then no one can see it
I mean this is the best one for sure
I'm pretty sure this is the best Arbiter, don't get it.
Don't get it.
No Rod, GG.
GG.
No Rocks.
I mean, if I take this one, don't get Rod into the GG.
Puppy.
I mean, either way, I'm taking this one, nothing not trashed Rods.
GG.
I don't care if I lose just look at my spot look at this arbiter
The Zoe just does 50k damage for fun.
What the fuck?
I mean my board can actually buy 3 because I love the buy and I just find...
I
Am so poor
I
Know no, it can't buy street with my natural like one upgrade if I naturally like one upgrade and then
And then I just fight some shitters and that level to five I could just play like two Vanguard Zoe
To bruiser and my board was actually good
but
But I mean and then now I'm fighting someone that slammed all three items Shoujin GS Sunfire great man
I mean, it's fine. You'd rather fight them now
This is actually strong
Oh my board is not even bad
Is that permanent 8 8 AP that stats what do you think?
What I'm gonna stack a hundred AP every single round
I mean I'm probably always clicking already here so I'm kind of down to uh I mean the
chances of it rolling ADXV is not even low so I'm done to just not pre-level the gears.
It wasn't innocent I mean just look how much it stacks.
Like it starts with, I mean it's not like the side damage of this board is so fucking trash.
But like just look, ready?
Like one ult, now I'm pretty sure it stacks once already.
18.
So in this sugar ass fight, they're already stacked twice.
Like what, you're supposed to just get 30 AP every single round?
And then late game it's even more like that, so that's not right.
I think even if it's stacked like 5 AP around it'd be broken.
Oh, see it's a good beat
I mean that's what I think old game dollars see
like imagine I just bought two shares is it my board actually good now yes
I should have sold this mortal kaijuan and moved items so I can hold brexit plus milio
because I can play pandion plus milio
and now I'm screwed
I guess I don't hold this
I guess I don't hold brexit
I'm pretty sure this arbiter is the one that makes the block actually good
Is there a Pantheon?
Maybe it's where those are open.
Uhhhhhhh
I mean it is a five straight but that's what my board is good with that. I mean I just bought all the openers
All right, I need a mission I need a scout it's not like I'm in it
There's no reason to I can scout now and see how many long players are there or I can keep I can leave it as a surprise
Surprise your four-way contested
I mean, I can't I'm not playing anything else. I don't even fuck it. I just look my look my spot the best over in the game
But this is my opener like I I don't know what else like a one-on-one with play
Okay, okay, okay
I mean, you spend the hyphens
okay okay okay holy shit I'm zero-way contested but I'm seven way contested
for new new that's okay
golden Nico is that good
Master E.
I'm Morty.
Master E.
Tear, Glove, Glove. What the fuck are these items?
I'm not trying to go Gumbly, I'm trying to kill one of these gloves.
I don't even know that, but I could also just go Shojin if it means I'm buy-tricking.
I wouldn't say anyway, but I can't get more items.
Is Hodge acceptable?
No, cuz I'm a dead BF sword. I mean I guess I can go cheese the rack
All right, I guess we're just seeing all three components
They can't build TV
You 100% cannot build TV unless you have like your tank set up in your flexible setup. You're carrying set up
Also complete that
It ass
What?
Bro, should I just roll the middle?
I can't.
Like the 1 and 3 are so bad though.
I can't.
Oh!
Oh, I bet.
Zoe too, that's pretty good.
I will allow it.
I mean, if it gave me like shit, shit units, then I'd be sad.
But the units have...
Wait, also it's a bad beat. I didn't get a single, uh, I didn't get a single Shiny.
Yeah, there's definitely not shite.
Holy shit, I can go Zoe 3! Wait, if I didn't shoot or deco my Mordekaiser, I could've actually
one's only three. Fuck. Ten AS, ten armor, and more. Three, three four-costs. Vanguard,
Vanguard, Gimsu, BF, what do you mean is he's not down here?
I mean he's going inside right, surely?
I'm getting kind of scared when he's holding up, he's holding up a nuke.
Alright, if I hit Zoe3, I actually win this game.
They should have just fucking rolled me.
But I know this is the best arbor in the game because when I was only 2-0, I was just like 68 damage.
10 EAT for more of the old random boon with a BS sword and nothing matches.
I have a fucking BS on hand.
I mean, someone has to kill the fucking... someone has to kill the fucking rod.
Then there's probably the Gumbelid, I guess.
And then it's probably step-ass heart, and then half void or probably void.
And then if I get chained, it's just step-assed, and then...
What the fuck is this?
What is this guy playing?
He's GA on guard breakers?
What the fuck are these guys' items?
Gets you over here, guard breaker over here, GA on...
What the fuck?
If I win this round, I'm probably just gonna hold in on 4-1, before all the new news are
gone.
Like what is this guy even doing?
Cargoyle over here to...
Bro what?
No no no no no no!
What the fuck?
Wait, I think he's playing- Oh no, he's just ditching Stargazer.
I'm pretty sure he's playing Leona.
wait if I don't win this round I have to for three it but then every new new is
gonna be out of the pool man
no
I mean, I should probably actually sack two though, because then I have more money to roll
for Zoe.
I mean, this guy's holding Nunu for sure, but they're contested on that shit.
I mean, that guy's playing mech.
Honestly, I don't think there's that many people even holding Nunu.
I
Need a spark
Okay, uh, TG on... I'll just see who this one is for now, who cares.
And then I can just go... I mean, it's probably not children.
I mean, I probably don't want love, because I actually don't mind making children.
and then now I can just go front guard
it's a bit better already
and then
do I care what Galio do?
can I make front guard actually win this round?
I'm a one off of the dude
and then I have BF, rod, chain
make 20
climb the ladder, earth, exiles on band guards
Cybernetic implants, oh fuck you, Jirni, Cologne, Cypher's probably in there, okay?
I'm pretty sure I can just Niko Nudu and just go 9, yes, yes, I mean no one give
the fuck about this stupid ass little walkie-talkie. You're right. He's right.
I don't have all the singles on G.D.s. I'm the only three.
J.
I should probably itemize that unit though.
the
jg
jg void plus
gumbly
jg void gumbly
I mean, it doesn't matter. You're guaranteed the blog. This unit is fucking ass.
Radiant gargoyle
Expedition oh my god. Oh no watch up my my uh my zoe you ass
No, this zoe unit is actually broken. I just natural to zoe through this game
I
The Blonkin Shop?
I mean it's playing the movie we rule.
How many removers do I have?
I mean I'm probably always going to commit the TG onto the Lally anyway.
It says I probably need one TG if I hit like Morgana do, and then I also need a saver.
I'm probably just gonna keep because this belt could easily be guardbreaker
And then I just roll until a frontline item plus like a GS like bow plus finish frontline item
The arbiter is when enough arbiter deals damage 10 times a game totally peed but every time the zoe cast
You can basically use game like
It's way better than the attract one
Look at this Zoe damage.
I naturaled this shit.
The moment I hit Zoe 3, like new 2v3s are already giga stable.
And it's about to be even more stable.
Because I'm about to get...
I'm kind of got like tier plus a belt item I also want to my tier tier because I'm pretty
sure Shogen is really good or like just a mana item on this Arbiter.
You knew too!
Space Grove plus one?
I think he's dead.
I mean I could go GS plus like GS plus spark I mean isn't that actually fine
I'm gonna have boy button gears.
Eh, it's good enough, whatever.
I don't want to spend more gold.
She's just way too good here.
Alright.
Mmmmmm.
GG or Gumblyd on the block.
I'll have long two, obviously, but it's probably JG, right, because if I go Gumblade over here I can just go like middle, what's it called.
He's right.
What the?
I didn't just open my door.
Oh, honey.
Come on, honey.
What are you doing?
One hour ago you said Gumblade, Trash on the Lock, make a decision already.
I had extra swords, God forbid I make some fucking items, and I tried to kill the swords.
I would much rather have Gensu GS Rabbidons every game.
That's Bo-Rod Bo-VF Rod Rod.
Oh great, expedition radiant gargoyle GG.
Oh my god, oh my god.
I'm looking at this fight is for sure reading about what I'm just reading about.
Oh.
I don't want to read your page.
40 to the level.
I'm done with that one more.
next turn it's 36 next turn because I'm already 36 I'll be at like 60 something
gold and then I'll have three items so it's actually gigavalue would have a
blonde too and then I mean 40 gold if I don't have a blonde too that's that's
unbelievable
how does that die he's so strong
there's no will plus two
I'm like, you can pass it again.
I'm gonna kill some of you.
And it's 50 gears.
44.
I'm just loving for Rora.
Pretty later, it's pretty good.
And then I'll drop the- I wanna drop down to 2 Arbiter if I have, let's see what I think.
I can go Nashor, Tube, JG.
Nashor, Tube, JG together, and I'm just gonna go over here.
I'm not sure you can't miss.
I would drop the auto for Blitzcrank every time, but I mean I was only 3 so I'm kind of down the way until Blitz 2.
Wait, does this shepherd?
How come when I play Corky Riven, it's not nearly as strong?
Okay, honestly I just look at his auto-step life.
I mean his tier 1 is giving me 3 BF Swords, also he's level 9 with tons of stats and
he has dual lotus.
I mean, he's actually strong as fuck.
How much is 2 Arbiter? I probably gave him an E.
Honestly, is Blitz 2 even stronger?
Is Blitz 2 even stronger than...
than the Yoda when I have the Zoey 3?
I
Mean I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be fighting this guy
So I might as well go bramble and just bill for him
I don't see it on the bench. I only want to move her.
Oh no, Blitz is busted by Zoe 3. I mean Zoe 3 has to be good.
I mean, I only lost this because I don't have Bramble Slam, or I don't have an actual item.
I could have killed him off, and then I think this guy's losing as well, man.
Hello?
Okay, I'm actually kinda scared because now, if I go Bramble against this matchup
And then this guy doesn't beat this guy, and then this guy...
And then I'm stuck with a bramble on this, and then GG.
I guess I can go like Sona and drop, no?
I don't care, I'm gonna beat this guy, I don't wanna fuck.
Oh wait, why don't I just move this fork anyway?
No, but then the thing is this guy might stay alive and then I don't want Bramble's
tongue on it.
This is another Bramble dip.
I just sacked another life, man.
He's alive.
I just sacked another life.
I mean I'm fighting this guy now, so Breville sucks.
And then this matchup I can go middle, I'm pretty sure I'll kill him.
There's no way I die, I have to get 4-0. If I get 4-0, that is what it is.
And I'm pretty sure he's fighting- I'm fighting clone guarantee.
And surely some shit doesn't work on the clone, and then he's fighting real this time so
maybe he loses.
My Morgana didn't cast.
I'm dead!
I went third!
I could've killed this guy off!
Oh my God!
I could've killed him off,
and I would've went guaranteed top two.
I don't get it.
I got 10 for a third.
I'll get it.
I'm going to go to bed.
I will follow this pack until the end.
I just set the screenshot of the board that I fought on stage 3 and Cessigun just replied
dot dot dot.
What is it?
Brush is too- wait, Loki?
You know what's broken on this galaxy is, uh, it's Cho'Gath Ezreal.
Like, if you roll something, like, something like this, your suitcases are actually broken.
I mean it's Arbiter fucking sucks though, but...
I'm just trying to wait.
Shepard Arbiter. I mean, this Arbiter fucking sucks, though, but...
Shepard.
What was the Arbiter that I'd selected again?
When an Arbiter deals damage, 10 times they gain Attack Speed.
Is this broken on anything?
10 instances of damage gives Attack Speed.
Oh, Arbiter Vex?
Oh
Wait Arbiter Vex sounds fucking broken actually it's so much of that
Is there is there anything else with a lot of instances of damage, oh, maybe like talent
Have something good?
Rek'Sai?
Kill?
Oh, Graves?
Wait!
Wait, the butt shot Graves sounds fucking broken.
But why don't I just play Vex?
Cause I have Shepard.
I might lose the round, I lose the round.
Well honestly if you have like an early graze you just go like vertical buckshot with QSS.
I don't think you need to attack that fast if you can't do it with me.
Shepard.
Friar too.
I mean, you're just too afraid.
I hope it was cryogenic and he's smart enough to realize that he should be playing towards
mech.
Cosmic types.
Or the gloves.
I'm at one the previous round.
Honestly, I'm pretty sure I just beat everyone anyway.
But I don't really want to, like, leona.
Okay, if I fight this guy, I'm down to try to strengthen the vehicles.
And just sell the Parlorians next turn.
I mean, that's not even bad.
And then I just make 20 next turn.
I mean, it's my last run apart for Nian, so hopefully I get...
No.
Shepard.
Is there a Vanguard?
Just look at my spot.
Wait, low-key?
Can you get away with no gintu?
and an Arbiter deals damage 10 times, they gain 8% attack speed.
Also, I should probably give H3 to MPC.
I
Don't I mean the owners for sure. I'm doing a yeah, I mean it was probably not on my phone award. I can also play seven Shepherd
It's actually doing
what the fuck are these items I mean if I'm like seven shepherd into it's a
bard carry it's actually good
Is there a vanguard?
Wait, is he even barred away?
Who is it?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
No, it's actually good.
I'm not even kidding.
That way I can actually essentially do the, and then I just play Bartholme, and Bartholme
just watch out for the entire board.
I think I slammed and lost anyway.
I just slammed Shogen JG and lost anyway.
My tan.
Partial Ascension, lineup.
I wonder what if I just did this, but...
I mean, if I'm actually playing vertical...
I thought I was going to charge off if I'm playing vertical.
I need to grab bagged.
Second wave.
I am fucking broke.
Whatever, this is where you go on who cares.
Shogun GG, Sheppard plus one.
The whole team is Sheppard on Casper in 12%?
I don't know what the sign on it.
do I not play if I want to play shepherd five shepherd do I just not play Zoe if I
want to play shepherd I can play like five shepherd for Vanguard but if I but
I'm pretty sure I just drop for Vanguard if I find if I find Sona and then I
I just play a loli2 plus a new new 2. A loli2, new new 2?
Wait, this has to be good actually.
Wait, this actually has to be good.
Wait, there's a lblanc and a loli.
I mean, it's probably a lblanc.
I mean, it is a lblanc for sure. Fuck my tan.
Okay, uh, wait, it actually has to be good you just you just put some mana unit
In the corner
Well, I'll probably put it
Okay, I mean I'll use it later, I think.
I put this one here and then my Kinsu carries in the corner.
But then eventually it's going to be a Shepard unit with a...
You just give mana to this position.
Now the Kinsu holder is going to be over here
and the Shepard piece of garbage fucking Manabot
is going to be over here just giving mana to Bea and Dayan.
And this unit is just going to cast a million times
and just give my entire board 5 million AP GG.
GG.
And then every time I cast it just gives my entire board 20 AP.
See?
Oh, missed the d6.
I mean you don't even need ginsu man my Arbiter is, when an Arbiter deals damage 10 times it
doesn't matter who cares.
Now I'm pretty sure this guy gets griefed when you, when you uh, when you swap with
a 7.
Unless it's still being made.
Like when you swap at the 7, does it lose its stacks?
Cause that's what it was with that one Summon Tree, like way back.
Oh that was the only one.
and the thing is it's like the moment you you you the moment you you remove her
this and it drops down to five if you're losing the sex anyway it should
I just realized I didn't even have I didn't even have I'm actually probably
gonna play five shepherd and I just don't play Zoe and then I just play
Shepard Karma. Shepard Karma with, uh, Shogun Arbiter, and then Boi JG. Oh, holy shit. I'm
I'm gigahyroling! I got a full Sunfire Gate!
Surely the Savings Account guy didn't play towards Leblanc, right?
NUNO TOO?!
I can't.
That's my best unit.
What are some shepherds that are missing?
Make sure to hold Sona.
I'm the Attacier on this Leblanc is not even bad.
No joke.
Like that's actually pretty respectful considering no Gensu.
I didn't kill a single unit.
And Nunu 2 is gone.
fireboard glass cannon on backline and the tool loads already have a jg arcane
victory honestly that's a pretty good second wind I'm actually kind of down
I
Breathe Shepherd breeze the block to I don't have a single car though
Also, my allowee is one-star. I also have a team on my board.
BoiJG, Shogun, whatever the fuck this is.
Oh, god... I mean, probably there's no QSS or something.
I don't have a single Nunu.
Wait, is this gonna be a karma or whatever what they call it?
Oh, oh, there's a Nunu in here!
I've been looking at this damage, it's actually respectable!
How many removers do I have?
No, no, 250 gold I make some pasta on them
Okay, if I find one karma, isn't my board actually good?
Because I can just drop Mordekaiser for this game.
I just drop Mordekaiser for karma.
It's actually good, and then I just go Shoshin, Arbiter, Shepard, Karma.
But it's not like I can roll anymore.
Storm eggs.
Mystery loot.
So I have two used to those here.
Karma?
Glove?
I actually wouldn't mind making Q with this.
How many cameras are gone man?
Let me just check.
Zero?
One?
Holy shit!
I'm fighting him!
What the fuck?
I mean this has to be a bad beat.
What the fuck?
I'm fighting him!
What the fuck?
I mean this has to be a bad beat.
What the fuck?
I mean this has to be a bad beat.
What the fuck?
Also, I actually just been rolling until karma.
What the fuck is this man?
Give me karma.
It's just a GG a lot we choose also a GG. Okay a lot we choose I'm done rolling for sure
How many removers do I have
I mean surely I can find one bow
And
One roll fucking
I
Have it's gonna be Shogen Arbiter
Shoujin Arbiter plus what's it called and then I just go ginsu over here
I don't really want to roll though because I don't really care about needing to.
I'm sure that if I had one karma I don't really want to roll though oh thank you
It's like a, it's like a shrimp. There's spinach peas, shrimp.
Okay, if I lose a round I'll roll for a karma, yes.
This guy has 2.
This guy has three.
Are you dead?
What did they treat you?
No?
Hello?
I have three items on a fucking Lissandra
without replicator.
Surely, you can find another frontliner to play than fucking Nunu when it's 7 weight
can test it. You motherfucker. Oh god. I mean this guy's about to die, I think he has three
So I might as well wait for him to die because I can just go karma over this and I level for
like something as well.
it's the promo each VHACS
I'll give you the easy way out.
I lose Dark Star, is that okay?
I have invoices for sure, sure, I don't know if the fuck this is our rich fucking name.
That's basically my karma. Just no dark shore. It's fine.
Shepard.
Aw, great.
This idiot will try and get him to cast a single time. Are we serious right now?
Okay nice he's dead, but I mean I might as well just suck one more of it
And then I can maybe I can actually hit blitz right to fuck
I mean specs one but he's new to graves to fiora to shen to blitz paired and I'm carrying
the fucking Attach Me to Arbiter Leblanc.
That was insane second one value.
And then I'm gonna- wait, oh, he died.
The fuck?
Is it perfect on all this turn is it 24 next turn
44
44 plus
I mean it's just this plus karma plus morgana ABCD
And I guess I could hold so no
I'm not even shepherding the my shit is not upgraded Gigi Gigi Gigi Gigi
What happened to my board?
How?
spread.
spreading roots when
I don't even know
It's not a five-shutter diff man my board died in one second my frontline
This new to unit is pissing me the fuck off
Your entire board is new to two
In every fucking comp your entire board is new to two
If you go fast nine and you have Morgana to Fiora to
Shen to
everything to blitz to
Everything to but you don't have new to what the fuck is the plan?
What the fuck is the plan your front line dies in one millisecond?
The problem with Rammus is Rammus is not tanky unless you play the stupid ass Meeksy or not
Meeksy, Meeple.
And then if you're playing Meeple, you're probably playing, you know, is so OP, man.
Ah!
Like, you can play Rammus with no Meeple, or if you have to play Meeple, you have
the place of dog shit. Shogun is like the last item you make if you're going fast nine.
And Bart, and then get this, you can play Malkai Tomcatch. What? What? Or you can play
Nunu and Blitzcrank stunned their entire board twice.
I'm just sitting there with no nu nu the entire game.
pasta, go to Spock.
Hello?
It's 2 AM.
Can I go to sleep?
If I bought four of this, I'm out.
Is there any Dota starting?
What about Lee?
IGDLG?
What about CS?
Nope.
TL against BG?
T-Spirited against Gamreligion?
It's Shuring vs. Saur?
and
If you guys haven't, if you guys don't, I mean I only have like 5 games played of Dota,
but if you've never watched Dota, you should honestly give Dota a chance.
Dota is actually fun as fuck to watch.
Nope.
No thanks.
Bye bye.
It's actually a good game to watch
Like the cool thing about Dota is I feel like the champs actually have like a role
Like me or legends nowadays everyone every champion has the same fucking game
They just have like some mobility
some like probably some like auto reset some like a we some single target and
just call it a day like but I feel like in Dota like every every champ actually
you're not every champ like a lot just have like a like a like a whatever man
You never finish your arguments, bro.
You know, this has made League a lot more enjoyable, oh yeah.
But I think the problem with League nowadays is that I feel like Dragons are 2-0-p and
every single game it's just like you just sit there and you just like slowly accumulate
Leads and then most of the time it's just like the team that gets the 4 Dragons can
actually close the game.
But like when Autocon was a thing, like yes it was a lot of coin flip and RNG, but
at least it was like you could throw the game, you know what I mean?
Now it's just like okay they lost the fight but it doesn't really matter that much
because they can't they can't end and they're not gonna like pressure soul and
then you're just sitting there like it just you're just AFK waiting I can't
But I will say that in Dota, what I think is really lame, is I don't really play- I never
play the game, but what's lame for me is like mid to late game- oh, it's a chill game,
It's actually a joke.
Mid to late game, they just sit there and pop the fucking...
They pop like this smoke, where you go invisible,
and you just run around and pray you can just gank someone.
Like what the fuck is that shit?
A whole team invades and you just run around and just pray.
Like, for fuck you, man.
Wait, this is a choking for chirp.
Cause it's a, it's your sewer hex?
It is only under map lead, bro.
I mean if I actually gave a fuck I'm pretty sure I should be taking savings count and
to fuck off this garbage I mean I do give a fuck actually oh well honestly it's
you too well
if I don't roll there's so many things you know
if I don't roll cryogenic if I don't roll cryogenic or that other shit I'm
gonna be very bad
or permanent HP
you idiot, you didn't cast, I came
3 men is still good on Ezreal sir, where the fuck is my Ezreal?
I don't have a single one, man.
In fact, this game...
I think I'm playing, I'm playing list 3.
J...J!
I mean, I'm an Ezreal, that's pretty good.
I have an Ezreal because of what's it called.
No, the comp's actually good if you hit at a reasonable base.
I mean, do I even want to go for a what's-a-call 3?
I mean, am I supposed to roll once for info?
And I won my previous round, fuck it.
I mean, I did win my previous round, and I think I lost again.
Okay, it's fine.
I don't really want to commit to... am I going to eat?
I just realized I'm also playing without early learnings.
What items do you want to show?
You need a... you need Guard of Loyal... uh, Redemption, plus whatever.
2 star 1 cost in GG.
Metal regen.
And I missed.
I could have just went to savings account.
I don't get it.
There's no reason to think it I
Didn't find a single Ezreal in the last decade
I'm probably not gonna semi though, cuz I'm not convinced
Can I make an econ? I didn't do the math. Oh, okay. Okay, I'm pretty sure there's always
without you then. Nope. I could have went savings account. I mean, honestly, it's not even that
good though, because the problem is... It didn't roll cryogenic order, but each
should be one anyway like it doesn't even matter this was sorry no savings is
broken but I'm bored man I can't I can't I cannot play another game of savings
account like I need to play this show gas no it's actually good here though like
Like, in Gisgo, if it rolls Cryogenic, if it rolls Cryogenic or...
Or permanent HP, it's actually good.
But I did it.
And now I'm fucked.
I
Was billy'll look like
Also, I'm pretty sure I should be holding atrox.
Last time I didn't hold atrox, I think I got pranked.
The singer told me to play fucking, and I just had no anti armor, no anti armor, nothing.
I'm pretty sure I should be holding any trucks.
Okay, I'm one of a togay ass.
I'm pretty sure I'm just rolling. I'm pretty sure I'm not going for a fucking
GD
I'm pretty sure I'm not going for Ezreal 3 though
But shouldn't I just roll until I hit like am I really going for Ezreal 3 from this spot if I'm one off and
I'm not actually pretty good at speed items.
I could go rug up and I should just finish three items.
I'm not a key friend of Warlong's though, but I can just go IE Guard Breaker.
And I'm committed to Ezreal 3.
And I don't have a single-
I don't think my Ezreal has a single stack.
And I have four Ezreal's.
I have four Ezreal's total.
I'm going to sleep.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm just sitting here trying to throw.
I mean there's no way I'm sitting here rolling for five Ezreal's.
I can tell you that I just play towards six star star
Or like or like I said to with a ribbon and I just play towards like gin
I mean, I'm just saying if it rolls cryogenic
Can you even roll max HP on 35? I don't think so. I mean if it rolls cryogenic, I'm actually full back
Because a 3-2 chogat is actually pretty solid. It gets like a hundred something each return. Oh
You can
I'm 44 HP
It is not yet the time to die.
I mean, mana regen and task speed, probably just going to go like a task speed on Kaisa
Jhin or whatever, and then mana regen and karma, and I just do a very karma.
I mean, it's not even that bad, low-key.
I can still roll cryogenic on on what's it called and I'm just playing for dark star
It's okay, there's no one playing that role in this game.
It's the whole set anyway.
I mean, if I hit him, am I back?
Yes.
Okay, I mean just look I'm actually getting some sacks
And I have four rolls
If I'm not kind of bored like I'm beyond for
Like for dark star for bruiser
Kaisa karma
If I get like a sentient, I mean it's actually getting a lot of the HP like I
I mean, this is tankier than a lot of stuff.
A cryogenic on 4 or 5 games over.
Gintsu, Gintsu, Ravadons, making scale and wand overflow, I think you'll see, you know,
I lost to someone with, like, no, no, no, like, if, if I get cryogenic, I'm actually
back.
I
Drop Kaisa Karva
karma to this
I've got this space time on lock
I don't know what the hell this is
what does this look like
I mean, it actually is looking pretty tanky, OP, instead of fighting the Samira one with
an Archangel.
Legit nuts. Also, I don't know why I pop this. I probably want to last whisper, but I might actually just play atrox on my board
I can't even beat Nunu, I found Nunu 16.
What's true?
Rolls-Flocker ribbon.
I don't even know why I'm playing Dark Star.
Why am I playing Dark Star again?
Merlo, Guardbreaker, Bow?
I.E. GG.
I have an Ezreal on my board.
I mean, I'm actually, I'm actually spiked.
Like Cryogenic here, I'm fullback.
I'm not even kidding.
time to save the reed
rod with cryogenic, I'm back
that's two I'm actually at
That's two, I'm actually back!
Bro, I'm down to just ditch the fucking...
open Sona. I mean I'm pretty sure I should be ditching 8 rocks. No cap.
He has ginsu and I don't.
I need a ginsu or I'll leave him there.
If I kill one more I'm alive.
I need a ginsu or I'll leave him there.
Or a blue line day.
If I kill one more I'm alive.
I have this choked head that's actually tanky! I just don't have any backline damage!
I mean if I had, if I had, what's the goal, I should have won this round.
Tom Kenshi.
WERWEE! Tom Kenshi! WERWEE!
MEX DOO! FUCK IT! MEX DOO! FUCK!
Oh, GG. I'm fucked.
I can't.
I
Just pray that I hit again to honey if I don't hit again to hear I'm dead
I'm playing... I'm playing...
I'm playing 4-3-
Here's 3 cuts.
What am I even doing?
I'm not even trying to win
If this guy did an FF I would have won 8 for sure
Chogat, you know I could have just taken, you know I was offered savings account?
I would have won the game for free. I saw 30 new news on my roll down.
Oh my god.
I mean, I just got bored, man. It's too boring.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, bot four.
Uh, this is a bad beat.
No, no, no, bot four.
Oh wait, mech.
Mech top two.
Oh no noo!
Oh!
No noo!
What even is my front line?
Fucking dumbass mighty mech.
Why didn't I just take savings account?
And I would've just been masters already.
Honestly, I don't really wanna play. I'm just bored. I'm just sitting here trying to fucking
throw, man. I'm out. I'm not even trying to fucking climb anymore, man. I'm just bored.
Alright. Jay? Maybe tomorrow I'll start playing. Like, if I'm busting out, I roll the past
savings account to hard-force Cho'Gath re-roll. No, no, no, I'm out. GD, I'm out. Fuck you, I'm out.
Okay, bye bye everybody. You ass.