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Hello
I think we're three way contesting that GG GG expedition expedition expedition I can't
Wait, lowkey, can you open into Victor?
What's the best radiant item in Victor?
And in that way I'm not confessing Met.
Thoughts?
Like, expedition into Victor?
Is it a stats explorer victim?
Restart three items.
Builds.
Items.
Radiant.
I'll tell you that it's RadiantJJ.
I'm actually going to give you some examples of what I can see.
He's Regi and Boyd and then Regi and JG.
Eh?
Why Regi and Boyd?
What does that mean?
Is 75 AP two marriage on him?
Eh?
He sounded warm on himself.
What the fuck?
Bro!
I'm just gonna play mech and now I don't lose my streak. He's right
Nothing wrong with a simple mech game. Let me find him please. Bro. I have to fight this expedition man. I
I can't I can't like oh
He's seven natural to wait. He's pivoted. Holy shit. We're only two way contested
GD GD
How come my stream is frozen
Hello
Ahhhh...
Alright, I will be playing...
Some mech!
PogChamp!
Ergot?
TomKinch?
Nothing wrong?
Put the mech in.
I mean I'm probably just gonna quick Econ so I can just 4-1 all in. What's my X-Vision iron now?
I'm at 14. Why does this have some of Wormogs? Wait, is he not playing mech?
How? Wait, is he- wait, is he not playing mech? Wait? I mean why the fuck does he have a Wormogs land?
Like I don't even think he's mech.
Bro, what's a fucking Wormog?
Wait, I think this has one costume going, what the fuck?
He has a warmog.
Eh?
Wait, I don't get it.
Wait, what?
Am I missing something?
Uh, yeah, I'm playing.
Maybe I can cheat it one time early.
Probably not though.
Alright, nice.
Wait, does anyone know what this guy's playing?
I mean, this guy's playing Lissarule for sure, but like, what the fuck is this guy playing?
F U on about Lil' Puff!
Alright.
Well, I don't get it.
4-bomb, Sterak's, JG.
With a tier, no gargoyle.
I mean, I just need Econ.
I just have to hit my fucking...
I just have to hit my mech and I'm in.
Oh, is there anything good here?
I mean, 4-bomb's tier is pretty good.
I'm gonna go to the right.
All right.
Just look.
I'm at 25 here.
Level 6 making 50, Cyanidic plus 1, Nash's Barlow on a roll, what the fuck?
Wait, I think this guy's also going to hit 3.
What the fuck?
He's contested Liss.
He pivoted off of mech and he's contested Liss Revolve.
Alright, hold on, let me see where this guy is.
Oh, I think he might be like Riven Nami.
Alright, where should we then?
Hopefully not, every single Galio is out of the pool.
Or I believe I'm fucked.
Immorta Kaisa, Nar Paired, Pete Kaisa, 28, 28.
If I if I can upgrade it to cause I can actually get it one turn early, which is not even bad
Yeah, I should actually try to kill some units
I think uh if this guy goes bot 4, I genuinely don't think he'll pivot ever again in his life.
Cause his spot doesn't even look good.
Or I mean it's for sure not good.
But his spot looks terrible.
I don't think he's- alright whatever.
Alright, 38, 7-3 re-rolls, but then I'm stuck with Ari.
I mean, the Soraka's like, I'm gonna get to heal 1.
I mean, do I need 7 re-rolls?
14 gold?
I kinda need items though, no cap.
And it's maybe that I want to go Soraka.
Like 14 Holes is a lot, but oh great. I didn't hit. Like 14 Holes is a lot, but I kind of need the uh
I kind of want to I kind of want that HP deal because I I can probably heal the two guys
Misrubbing dude
28
Oh
No, no, no, no
28
Do I don't want
I'm probably not gonna win anyway
Rod love love belt I
Missed chain cloak again. I can't I miss change again man. Oh
Lakers or rockets, I don't care. I mean I'm not watching that shit-ass game. I don't care about other games.
The rockets win, they're not winning. The Lakers win, they're not winning. Who the fuck are you? You're just watching them. Who dares?
Two.
You're telling me no one broke your streak and then this guy had expedition he pivoted
to fucking this re-roll, this guy has expedition and he's playing ribbon nami, I think.
Actually he's holding on Urgot.
So maybe not.
And he's pretty rich.
If you catch him on this turn, and he has 7 free re-rolls.
See that's pretty rich.
Alright, well I'll be low on that turn and all in.
I will be true zero on that turn. GG.
What's my HP? 15, that's pretty good.
And
Double Fiora
How come I hold all this gold I mean that's not even good
that's actually not even good cuz I it's the only thing that's important is
Galeo and I'm out of rolls
I just got I just took another I can go
Where is this fucking item? Hello?
How come it goes to the...
Oh, but...
How come the item doesn't go to the fucking...
G! G!
Not really.
I mean, it's actually fine.
I have Titans, Gargoyle...
How come sometimes the item goes to the bottom?
And sometimes it doesn't.
I don't get it.
Like sometimes the item goes to...
What am I trying to make?
Am I playing Carla this game?
Wait, I didn't match someone.
Who did I not match?
There's a booster pack of more money. Oh, I remaned it as well.
I mean, it's not that. Reinforcement to dual bonus booster pack.
Whatever. Double combo.
I'm gonna get two.
I'm going to get two.
And I have Purin and the Waterlute in.
I mean, how do I play Karma on the board?
Anyone?
I can probably level in two turns.
How do I play Karma?
Like, if I have Fiora, do I drop Mordekaiser?
But the thing is I have 3 out of mech though, isn't that pretty good?
I have the Fury heals and I also have Seraka so I'm probably healing the 2 eyes.
Like I feel like really embargo, I feel like I should just heal the 2 eyes.
But I'm not going to Fury items for a long nice time.
And I kind of want to just make sure I can level on 5-1.
But I mean I'm kind of not just losing control because I didn't uh...
Yeah I think Condor would sort of not be there for me.
Morgana?
Like board?
No conduit?
For Voyager?
Is this actually stronger?
I think he gets a little bit more mana.
It's not good, but I don't have any skill, and then
I'll use this to get, hopefully, a void staff.
No, no, no.
I'm not dropping fewer. I don't want to be
getting more mana.
I don't want to be getting more mana.
No, no, no, I'm not dropping fewer, I don't give a fuck. No, I don't care.
No, I don't care. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm pretty sure my board...actually, this is probably the only guy I can lose to.
Oh, never mind. It's uh...the only guy I can lose to is probably this guy.
Wait, he's not even playing mech.
What the fuck?
Ha ha ha!
What?
Ahem!
Holy shit, it looks like a win streak!
Wait, why does it look like I'm getting Dumpster, I'm gonna say also it's a tradition, it's
kind of weak.
Alright, this is actually a close fight.
E-T-H-V and it's Rockaboo heals one, so I hope that can be two lives.
But if I lose the round, I'm probably still gonna be two lives, honestly.
On this stage at least.
Okay, well that's just boring.
Cause now, now I'm guaranteed.
I can't.
I can't I
Can't
Is uh, it's Jim better than Bordecai's or as well the stats I should really like Jim
I mean I'm a suspicion for for bow or tear no no no I mean BS sword that's fucking useless man 30 I
Mean I feel like Jin might be better than I don't have I don't avoid stuff I don't really need to heal anymore though
But I feel like it might be better than
You know like 10 10 that's armored MR probably is better than
I don't even know what this unit does.
I'm not gonna just drop Mordekaiser.
Is that even true?
I mean, okay, the thing is I'm playing it here because I don't have Voidstaff, but like
let's say I had Voidstaff, is Jhin better?
Does anyone know?
I mean, you guys don't know.
Well, I mean, you can probably just,
you can probably just like, just go check the stats.
I mean, I don't know how to do it.
All right, where's milk?
Milk!
Like, if I have Void Staff,
what is my, what is my board here?
Someone help me, someone help me.
EFF.
Someone help me.
it's bugged by the way second floor always before just back to the original
really? Oh! Oh! I think it's about a drop onto my useful. Oh, it's not. Oh, man, I lost
around I mean it's fine I'm strong you know next time I'm probably gonna be
too less anyway
hmm I mean I didn't get sparked I mean I'm not gonna just take this it's a
It's bow encode, you can't really miss a rodent here.
Okay, I'm not gonna just say fuck onto it, yes.
And here's my board, allowed.
Okay, well I did, I did hit nothing, and now I'm screwed.
I can go...
Oh, oops.
I can go, I mean I probably want to just itemize, I mean the thing is my Fiora is a voice staff,
a guard breaker, a JDG, a red buff.
I can go GES, I mean I rather itemize this.
This is my red buff holder.
I have a cloak.
A cloak.
And then if I hit if I hit a Morgana 2 I'll just put Morgana 2 over
And I can lose Tomcatch, and I can lose
I'm doing this in the best way possible
And it ran against the whole board
all right well I'll be zero every single term for the rest of the game
Gigi Gigi and something good something good
and that's not even bad Gigi Gigi
who am I dropping I was gonna say sell the TK
I can't. I can't. I'm going to do the software the moment I get uh
Bex two? No. Oh wait, I don't think he has anti-heal. Oh wait, he doesn't have anti-heal.
Oh wait. Oh wait, he doesn't. He said I still got fought. I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Should I just put Morgana over Fiora and see the matchups?
I mean it's only one matchup where...
I heal one that's fine.
Hello?
Nothing.
Just 3 pf3.
At least I have a lot of him.
But I have to kill him, right?
Okay, and I'm killing one more so that okay, hello
I mean I could go Gumball killing rainy and gargoyle hacking Gumball it I mean I mean karma to that's pretty good
Karma 2, Karma 2 is for sure better than nothing, Gen 1, I think.
Why am I even going? Why am I even going?
Don't know.
But honestly, the red buff is kinda nice on Gen 1 though.
Alright, well I'm at 13 HP, surely I'm not dead.
Is this guy strong? Oh, let me just fight this guy!
Is this guy strong?
I mean, I don't think he's that weak.
I mean this guy is fucking piss 13 LP limfow 12 hours bro fuck you man
Why does my neck look like it's dead why does it look like I'm dead I'm dead I don't get it
Wait, is Radiant Nashor broken?
Wait, I didn't even know I didn't look.
We're really?
That takes that tool stats explore natural tooth.
Actually, let me just check the baseline of items.
Can you explore if you have jeweled gauntlet on your board?
What is the item?
Like natural, I don't know how to do it.
Alright, let me just go to items. I mean, I guess I can do baseline of... I mean, I guess I can do that for that, whatever.
Radiant?
Nasher tooth.
Wait, what the fuck? Is this item actually broken?
Am I... am I behind?
behind? How? Wait, milk, how do you know this? Do you just not play in... You know what,
milk? You know what, milk? Your quota of 20 games just got downgraded to 15 games a day.
Good shit, buddy. I mean, honestly, if you're not playing 20 games a day, you're probably
just sitting here camping the stats. I didn't even know... I thought... Like, I knew Radiant
Bravanon's was overstatted but like what the fuck
Holy shit
20 AS 30 AP 40% crit base of 25 dual gauntlet is 100% crit so it's national
National 2 of JG plus what?
Maybe GES?
I mean I guess, I guess Mager hits back on him.
It's probably not GES.
I will follow this path until the end.
You would double mana, wouldn't you?
Models must succeed.
The guard is, like, the reason guard is good is,
is like, the amp is nice,
But I think a big reason why Guard is good is because it makes it so you get 100% correct in Magic 2.
But this combo already has 100% correct.
How can it be showed?
Is it just like a cutoff thing where you just auto once ult?
Oh
Oh, oh, yeah, why don't you go lower range of art you right? Why am I not even close?
I generally don't think the last time it matters.
I avoid it, it has to be good.
I mean the last time it legit doesn't matter.
You just have this combo with DD.
The DD.
The Mountain.
The DD.
I'm tired.
I'm still low here again.
I can't.
I'm still out here again. I can't. I can't. I actually myself is real. It's still hexes.
I'm about it. I'm about it. I'm about it.
I can also go farm the emblem and just fucking reforce it, but...
GG. GG.
Making Scaling with Mountain? I mean that has to be fucking broken.
Nooo! Keh!
GG!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Wait, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
I mean, this combo actually has to be broken though.
I have a broad chain player on blow.
I wouldn't this fight anyway, right?
Probably, yeah.
Bro, it's counting to three instead of just adding three.
Loan!
Oh, wait.
I just realized.
Wait.
I didn't run ads after the game.
Okay guys, the ads are gonna auto-play in like a minute.
I'm gonna just run ads now so you don't get it
in the middle of like an actual round, yes?
I forgot to run ads after the game
because I was too busy bitching on an after-tooth.
Hello?
Okay, sorry.
See ya, leaving, bro.
my god see ya leavein
uh broadchain glove
broad glove chain i mean i think i beat this anyway
wait soju what
didn't we get a message to cover the secret labs logo it's the only thing
showing wait really vitality are no longer sponsored by secret lab
we really
Bro, I'm too lazy, man.
Oh wait, oh, is it because, oh, is it because they're getting another chair sponsorship
or what's the reason not only at it?
Wait, this guy also has a mountain, or the thing.
Who is this?
Hellcat.
What did he have?
Wait, he got it on 2-1 as well!
And his timebreaker over and then...
Oh my god.
I can't.
His timebreaker as well.
I don't even want to slam the ground guard.
I feel like Rod is actually good and Chainsaw's also good.
Okay, if I win this round, should I just level up and lose the gold?
No, I don't beat this guy and I don't beat this guy.
I think I only fought the people that I beat.
I'm on the job.
There's a big round
Permanent
I mean, I actually don't mind permanent health on jacks, but I also don't mind this getting a belt in a chain. Oh
Everyone has mounted but I mean they don't have nothing in come on. This is really big
No, I
I mean, I think it must be another Jackson eat rocks another jacks. I don't mind getting each one jazz
But I mean, I really don't want another rod another rod
I mean I have crown guard I can also go crown guard play around chain guardbreaker slam
No, I mean I'm down to Cron guard a Sunfire and just finish all my items
Is there anything else I'm playing?
I mean I can actually probably beat
broadchain bulkchain
Let me see
I had to Cron guard this side I think
And I play off of the glove and yeah fuck it
This needs to mark everyone or I'm screwed.
Oh holy shit!
It just dipped!
Ah, GG, GG!
The game is over.
I'm course drinking with Mountain.
Hello?
Mountain Force Reak.
Wait, I saw your spot on 2-1. This is a Force Reak. I'm gonna- I fought open.
I fought open.
Okay, ready? Protect, scroll, Pitsy, Hellcat. Ready?
Protect, scroll, open.
Pitsy? I mean, he was open. I mean, he's still open.
And Hellcat.
I mean, he was- oh, wait, he hit Jax too.
And Emilia too. I mean, that's just a good beat.
Because, uh...
Yeah. Yeah. And then, and then what did I fight here? LC Abyss. Yeah. Oh nice, and I'm fighting another opener. And I don't think I beat, I did, oh actually no I beat this one, I didn't even level the 4. I mean he, he lost this guy last turn and then decides to stay level 4. Actually no, I think he's playing Regal. Nevermind, he's playing Regal.
Alright, hey, GG!
It's just a 5-streak, man.
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh, got it!
This is just...
Making scaling 5-streak with Mountain, GG.
I mean there's just nothing else to say.
Mountain.
And Jax too, fucking.
And Jax too.
I mean I can slam QSS and I can slam IE but I feel like what's better on that sniper?
IE or I mean I guess IE makes it so I can play what's it called.
I think IE might still be better than QSS, I feel like QSS is another gun, and then I can just go IE on a gym, starting around a gym.
What's the endboard look like? Is this the Zaya board and you just slot in every single
fucking legend in the game as you progress? As you get more and more mountain emblems,
you just start slotting out the trash. No, I'm hitting rank 1 today. If I don't hit
Rank 1 today, I'm out. I'm retired. Not really. Second win. Is that good?
True Lotus. Is that good? Pandora's Bench. Is that good? Little Buddies. Is that good?
Little Buddies is good later. Pandora's Bench? Bro, I fucking hate going for 3 star 4 cost.
That shit's so boring, man. Isn't it more fun to push levels and go for 3 star 4 cost?
And the second one is pretty good.
And yeah, cognitive overload.
No.
A colleague.
Two.
Thirty-two to level.
Uh, should I just use another remover?
I can't.
Do I beat this guy anyway?
I'm just fighting openers on openers.
What?
I don't even have to slam.
Just look what I'm fighting.
Oh yeah, no, stage four is ass.
Like the mountain stage four is really bad,
but like, I mean, when you have this much HP,
You kind of just sit stage 4 anyway, right?
Like, I'm probably gonna roll a little bit, and then I'm just gonna AFK.
And then I'm just gonna respite after my last Mountain Emblem.
Or not my last one, but like another Mountain Emblem.
I mean, that's not even bad.
A Lulu.
Dree, Nova.
I'm gonna drop Caitlyn too for...
Oh, I'm sorry, guys, there's what, 12 armor and MR.
12 armor and MR with 2nd wind.
But this is the task we go board.
And it's a and it's a fucking armor and a more us
All right
I don't even know if I wouldn't this anyway this guy has a 300 in Vegas or three I
Think I slant the rules
I mean, the second one is actually pretty good.
Wait?
Alright, here you have it.
Wait, he does not have 8 or 4.
30 is 500 LP ahead of you, just say it.
Ah...
Yeah, close, close. Size is close, close.
I rather have people than me.
Actually, I guess I'm gonna be answering that. Let's go.
Do I want to Sriracha go on Yusubo?
Probably not Yusubo.
Ah... Did I get something good?
No?
I mean I guess I'm not fake.
If you're not being a promo skill champ is boring, I mean you're not wrong.
I'm just gonna win.
Alright, do you call a crown lord Sunfire?
Oh god, actually.
I mean I guess I can use defensive items though.
This chain can can actually make some stuff. All right, what am I playing? I
Can hold ribbon I can hold every five cost. I just have to hold any Vanguard
Spreading boots
Like realistically, what do you think my ADP is from this spot?
I'm pretty sure it's in like the low threes.
Probably twos. Like what the fuck is this, man?
This spot, man.
Like when spots are like this, it's actually just too boring, man.
Sedge.
The stargazers are the same for everyone in the lobby, yeah.
But the stargazers are, you can only play from like really early stargazers.
I probably won't hold. I mean, I probably just want as many frontline units as possible.
Stargazer. Stargazer. Stargazer. Let me just hold this baseline. I mean, I probably should
just hold like any Vanguard. It doesn't really matter. Maybe I hold Rast, but I probably
would just slot in more Stargazers. I mean, I'm for sure holding Riven to Proliner. I
mean, I also don't mind slotting in like a Pantheon, because I'm stacking that stage
anyway. And then I can hold like all of the Bastions, and I can hold all of the Fire Brust.
the fuck am I fighting every four seconds all others need 21 permanent max health
I mean how that should kill the lot
what the fuck who's killing this
Stargazer plus one.
Oh, the little one is pretty bad because later, as the game goes later, maybe you just drop
all the trash.
Your late game board is going to have Jax, and that's it.
That's good.
I can play Ezreal with a bow is pretty good belt here tier bf belt bf bow bow belt tier
I mean I might as well just hold for one turn because I'm going to send in that turn.
Actually how many rooves do I have?
I have enough.
Declaw?
Sunfire?
40?
I mean it's kind of expensive.
40... I mean, it's kinda expensive. I kinda wanna roll until 1 Zyah.
Cause I can just play Ezreal Zyah and that's my board.
I East or I play around both here.
Also, what am I never gonna lose?
Oh yeah, I should have just played... I should have just played...
I got lucky I fought someone that's not even true and I lost anyway.
I didn't play GG, GG, minus, I mean...
I'm actually having a little bit more than...
I mean no one holds a Super Dazziah.
How much money am I rolling?
There's this perfect level, it's 28, 60, I'm not even rolling that much gold, but I guess I'm ribbon-paired.
Oh, Plot armor was second with GG, GG, GG everybody, GG.
Eh? Bro, it's not even good! I mean, I'm not rolling a single time anymore, like, there's no reason to.
Also, am I just ending the game with ribbon? Probably, I might as well just buzzing the sides of this.
But I'm not rolling fuck that. I'm important ass anyway
Ah
I've no uh, like even if I roll until Ziya my items are not even good. I'm done just like this
All right I
I don't get it. And now I just farm rolls. Nice comment. I mean, I won the game, man.
They game scaling second win plot armor. I won the game. I'm going to lose this stage
and all the hate watchers are going to sit there and think that I have a chance to bot
4. Oh, trust me, there is no fucking chance. I don't even need Nunu. Who cares? It's not
gonna be a problem issue when I have second win plot on but I don't even need
that shit and and like I you're telling me I can't find the Zaya to who the fuck
like jacks who is taking in if this is jacks with no basque on and then when I
level to nine what's this what's crank new new Shen Jin Zaya to and I just
started slowly dropping all the trash and then the and then I and then I just
Without 5-1, and if I make it to 6-1, which I will, J!
I don't need a new new!
I do not need new new!
I don't even need new new!
New new!
Oh god.
Wait, how many new new's are on? I need some new.
I need some new news.
Two.
Oh, there's actually no new news on.
All right, but yeah, I mean, it's like there's legit no reason to roll for
There's legit no reason to roll for Zion's. I mean tell me what my silence are gonna be
Well, I'm supposed to move items off of my brick and two. No, it's actually like the perfect time to just sit here and scale
All right, I think I won the game
dad I can't
oh man I won
I can't
he's 10 people soon really so why does it look like he's a late oh wait oh wait
Oh wait, he's gonna go for 90. Oh fuck. Wait, this guy won the game. Wait, what? Oh fuck!
Uh oh, and he has to be level 10, he has to be level 10. No, no, no, no, I'm not. I'm stupid.
Tier chain belt cloak. Belt cloak. Tier cloak, oh. I mean, the sun is actually good, but I'd rather have these items.
But the sun actually is nice.
LuLuMeetsyGragas.
Oh, cloak? I mean, it's always cracking.
I mean, let me figure out what my items are gonna be this game. Hold on.
I mean, Sterak's Stargazer plus one on this for sure.
Sterak's Stargazer plus one.
If I want to itemize Zaya, which I probably will.
If I go even shroud, I mean, I could go Sterak's even shroud, whatever the fuck,
IE player on bow tier and it's going to be tier on...
If I go bow glove, then I'm stuck with... I mean I'm not going to just kill these items.
I don't know if this is any legative uphairs.
Alright.
And then a tier bow...
Starax...
I think it'll see me in the mirror.
and now I'm just gonna do one more
come on man, it's on your back
Alright, I'll stack one more in GD. Second win, Soraka, Morgana, E-Trox.
No time to waste.
You see, nobody's doing anything.
I don't really want to use my removers, I don't have that many.
But I can easily put them on my board.
Uh...
I can't.
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god.
I think it's all bonus by 10%, but no, something's good.
It doesn't make any sense to play fucking Lulu in a T.F. on a ward.
It's fine. It's not a real loss, everybody.
It's not a real loss.
Also, Gixu's actually insane here,
because I have a... I have way too much red line.
Or I'm gonna have too much red line.
And it also allows me to flex Vex.
He's right.
I mean, it's actually fake.
I'm not losing a single round next turn.
Hey, Mr. Zan.
And whatever it can be better, Bow, BF, Shojin, DB, Kraken, I'm not getting this.
That means I'm stuff playing on Xayah, but that's fine.
Shen, Atroc, probably Shen, Morg, Xayah, Ezreal, whatever the fuck.
Four more rolls, Blitzcrank, Eurysthma.
It's time to roll in the galaxy.
I'm sure there's a lot of people playing this.
She's a death.
Blitzcrank, two more rolls, Morgana paired.
She's a death.
Zaya paired.
I mean, I can just sell the Stargazers.
This was our world first.
Zaya two.
Kraken, DB, Stargazer, Stargazer, IE.
This and tell me how I lose tell me right now. I'm losing. I
Can't wait. I don't have a new new wait. Where's the new new? I
Mean, it's fine if I lose I get two rolls. It's fine. Also, where's the gym?
And where's the new new?
Shinsa Oh fuck
I mean, this is a bad beat. I'm fighting two tanky man. My board's actually good
I'm just fighting two tanky like I mean the fact that I get three out here is already a fucking win and you know
Fuck you, bro. It's actually about what the fuck even is this?
No, no, no, I just have to survive until 6-1 in the game's over. Yes. Wait, hello
He's gonna have big R4 and he's gonna make it to 10
He won. No, no, no, I'm a I'm a
Two rolls. One. Two!
Wait, do I even care about, uh...
I mean, I actually need to get a fast food on the Sprood.
My front line, if I don't have this front line, just looks like a complete dog.
I don't have a new, new, or a gin!
Oh my god!
That's too main tank I can't
Do you know to I
Mean if I make it to six one I have eight stargazer with a good board
All right, hello
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I mean it doesn't matter. It actually doesn't you knew okay. I mean that's pretty good
I mean now my front line is no longer complete dog. It's just trash now and Jen
Okay, but now I mean in Morgana one doesn't do anything I'm kind of down to play like now that I have this I'm kind of down to play
uh
uh just any fucking dog i probably should just i should just tell the tf i'm pretty sure it's from
gondola
i'm important actually good
I
Am working is more for the the dark Lee not the not the damage
But 10% what's it called?
The last whisper I mean honestly, I think I would still take that over
Or if you didn't get a better item
I
Just ha ha ha ha gg
A, B, C, A. I could not... I could not... Oh wait, I want the game actually, never mind.
What am I saying? I mean, the fact that this is what the fight looks like against 2 tanky
the game, I don't even have the last emblem, and I'm guaranteed to strut into the last
emblem. I actually hope I lose this one, so the hate watchers give me... Oh man. I mean,
I beat 2 tanky, Samira 3, Orange 3, the game's over. The game's over, buddy. US. US, buddy.
G G
Stronger, I mean maybe because I match up this guy is a B
G and
Okay, I was one last loss for sure
I'm getting to the last emblem and this is my board Talon ribbon. I mean just look at the quality of my board
It's gonna be fucking nasty next to him
He's about to be 10 lethal. I mean this is not one of the game for sure. I'm going second at best
I didn't kill...
Oh god.
Wait, if I fight this guy next turn, I'm gonna get killed.
I mean this guy's dead too, this guy for sure, he's dead to this guy, and he's dead to this
guy, so I'm guaranteed top 4, but if I can dodge in one turn Loki, I can just scam a
second.
I'm fighting him and he has 10 people in
Huh?
I don't get it.
And Vigor 410 Meeple. If I fight someone else
It's like actually pretty close to 30s 10 people not really
My board is fucking nasty, I'm not losing to this I anymore I shit on everyone
16!
Ahhhh!
Hello?
How is the...how is the M1 doing? Not that I hope.
I'm in one season that I'll be great.
How's move doing?
Aw man.
I wanna play this, I wanna get into a spot where I can play this, uh, this comp.
This comp's kinda fun.
How would you hire me so hard?
You have e-trux?
e-trux3?
Hello, cheer up buddy.
Thanks.
Hello, I'm tired. I only slept six hours again.
KT is just too fond man.
Many paths to tranquility.
This guy is, holy shit, what did this guy do yesterday?
I forgot.
Let me actually go, oh, I'm just gonna,
I mean, I'm gonna see this guy.
He did something that was just a previous, I remember.
I
Take this out and then not
What is it? It's already kale
Deals 10 times, be it low.
Let's see where we got low.
Wait, I think I just got a uh, oh, I just got a pantheon!
GD!
I don't really want an early game one for them, I'm just gonna play this one for this and call it a day.
If I take combat, what am I playing?
It is the altar.
Comeback story of Pizaya?
Oh, that sounds broken.
That actually sounds broken.
I just need to find- oh, that sounds fucking broken, actually.
Alright, GG, GG.
Oh no, this is the first.
This is the first.
Last time I played Comeback story of Pizaya, what did I place?
I think I went first, huh?
Oh wait, this has Stargazer plus 1.
What?
Wait, I mean, Stargazer plus 1 on Alter doesn't even do anything.
I don't understand.
Oh, I guess it gets a little bit more stat.
It's not a little bit more stat.
Okay, well, if I don't get any Alter's,
If I don't get any altars, well I can't actually win though, and I think I'm going to actually
win because I have a comeback story.
I'm going to sell this, and then if I get an altar, like natural, it is what it is.
I just realized that charismatic opener means there's forge and strength, but I guess there's
only one in the lobby.
This is not really one of the games.
You know what? You can play Belvedere and you can play Aragon. It doesn't matter.
It's like negative .9 Deltan or not. I don't even know how.
Comeback, stored, a millio.
Also, I can't even play the Blum because I took an econ arbiter.
Ah, GG.
I think I'm forced to play Altar, and as I hit Kale-Ari.
I can't rich man's left ha ha ha ha I think I mean
Wait, I feel like combat story into LeBlanc is actually good though, like that's the only time I think it's actually good, but the problem is, I took an econ orbiter, is that okay?
I mean, maybe it's actually still okay.
Abobo in RE, I mean usually I like gold, but I don't think Abobo would play too much for any combo on play.
Two-star Ezreal in Ergot, Akaisa.
Alright, what can I play?
Let's come back to the story.
Target, luck?
I'm pretty sure you can also play like the Nova Fletchant, because all your melee carries
just run them over.
Keys?
Target, target, luck.
The first, the holder's first attack, and then it's 35 AS in 15 AD, I mean it's not even bad.
Why is this guy even opening?
He's not, it's not even gonna out open me, but what?
I'm not even sure.
Nice one, fucking idiot.
I can't.
Humanoid talking chair.
Alright, my spot's actually good. You know what? I'm gonna stop complaining and I'm gonna stop larvin.
I'm just sitting here pretending like my spot's bad to make myself look better when I go first.
I guarantee you if I get this 5 loss here, my spot's good. I don't even know why I'm pretending.
I'm just sitting here pretending like my spot's bad.
Like after after I got this bow bow my spot is actually good
Hello, we were fortunate in the sniper plus one
I would have won for sure, because I have a comeback story, I would have lost the game
instantly.
Alright.
I mean, that is good.
I'm not a...
Alright.
Alright, this game is actually going to be interesting, I'm just going to be playing like...
I'm pretty sure when you have a Yi item on 2 and you have combat story, I'm actually
certain you can probably just play like 2 psionics for a little bit.
I actually ended the game with 2 psionic when I won the game, but which 2 should I play?
I can play Pyke plus Galio, I can play Gragas plus Malkai, but I probably just want to play
No cap, hopefully it didn't pull sell, cause if you pull sold, oh wait it's not even an eye.
Oh wait no this guy has stargazer plus 1, this guy always has center plus 1.
I'm down for cosmic restart.
And now I like it better just I have a forger as well cosmic restart one fucking time, please
GG GG
I mean low key the restart mission is even good
It's really good
it's not that good
I mean, I'm probably always playing, I mean, let me just make G.S. I don't really care if
I lose this round, honestly. I mean, I'm for sure playing melee carry, though, and I don't
really want to make an empty armor because I'm probably just going to play any cards.
For one, and I don't really want to go like AP back on carry because I have a... I mean,
I mean, that's actually not even an idea, because I don't even mind losing.
I'm on full loss, and I have combat story.
If I didn't have combat story, this game is illegally good.
Gragas.
Pantheon Gragas.
MMMM, R2? No.
Uh, everything said, Starex, QSS or something? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, every time I swear, every time I have QSS Starex, my Yi just drops a fucking nuke.
But, uh, but I mean, GS, I have an extra bogey up, so.
But yeah, no, I mean, he's not wrong. That shit feels so good.
I don't even know why.
Like my board is actually good, I'm just getting scammed by this fucking training dummy.
I killed zero.
And now I don't have timebreaker ring.
three re-rolls do I even need re-rolls I mean I don't know I mean I've already
in kale I mean with these tasks you'd have rather have already anyway
there's TK, Nunu
okay I'm pretty sure I need a trustee call me though because I really don't
want to build this anti armor but maybe I should just build it and then not care
But then that means I'm probably playing like a backline carry. I don't even want to play backline carry
What is each of us a colleague look like
Like Aurora to I'm sure that play I'm pretty sure I'm gonna win rounds though
So, if I play...
Okay, Loki, I'm kind of down to just build Kali, Aatrox, Yi, and then I need one backline
carry, which is honestly probably going to be Aurora.
I don't know if that's going to last for a while, so I'll talk to him.
The counter is not that great, so if I win, I'm just going to be on my ASC, and I'm like
pretty sure my board is going to win.
My board is kind of good.
If I win, I'm just going to be automatic this game, and I'm like pretty sure my board is
going to win.
My board is kind of good.
Oh wait, I can play this over this.
Oh fuck!
GG!
13 free rolls.
13 free rolls like atrox Akali I mean this game I'm for sure just playing I'm
gonna do it right now but then I'm gonna be on my VXP but what if I get I mean
honestly I shouldn't care about the automaton VXP because what if I lose
around. What about lose? Well, I don't even know what I'm going to lose. All right, Hroxacoli,
I'm probably just going to play Pyke, ABCD, Yi, Pyke, and go Random Master Rora, I can
I could also just play like a Galio.
I can plumb 10, I can play Galio, and I can also play...
It's an Automata USB. I could have actually saved 37.
And I'm probably going to cover up Fiora.
And then just any random Bastion.
I can also play like Maokai, plus I can also just not play this and just play Gragas, but I can also play, I mean I don't want to play Maokai actually, ABCD, and then I don't have to play Galio, I can play like a Bastion instead, assuming it's like Rammus 2 or something.
But then if I hit your legendary, it's probably just starting to fall over, love, love, love.
Xayah Corkin, Micta, I mean I should just hack one, I have so many handles, okay I build
Yi items which is going to be psionic plus gs plus
i'm not for qss
glove cloak raw chain
glove cloak qss and then i've showed it on on evora
showed you what the task speed and then i've glove glove and i just started building qj's
I can also just go step that's hard if I don't move over here, but then I can just go
like a... not everyone in check can...
Ah man I won the round, isn't this boring then?
I mean you don't need GNE.
I have combat story man.
My entire board has 10k health and I'm just sitting there with...
I'm building a fucking defensive item when my...
I can't there's no what plus what I'm not playing no fucking over plus one fuck that
Some fireboard no sword Smith to a lotus to a lot of time. I don't have to play a collie
Salute been sort Smith. I mean you can't go on sorts of it honestly. I got gs plus what's it called?
I'm not playing atras I need a I need a I need a I need a I need a I need a I need a
I mean I don't really want to roll anymore, but what's kind of good?
Like it's really good.
Except it shows it's fucking useless.
My board is actually nasty.
I mean I find it bigger like 3 minutes is a face loss. Also I need to fix my items.
I mean I don't think I better actually go to 1 strong.
Am I playing Sona? Nope. Am I playing Galio? Nope.
Am I playing these two? Nope.
I'll probably play around this eventually, but I just need to fix my items here.
I mean, is Shogun on this, Redbuff on this?
Does this proc on... probably.
QSSBD.
I mean, this is Voyager.
I mean, I guess I don't care about Voyager.
I don't even have a, I mean I just don't want to roll.
Like what the fuck am I rolling for?
I need anti, I need anti-arbor because I don't have atrox.
Like if I have atrox, isn't my board nasty?
Cause then I just drop,
like what atrox, my board is fucking disgusting.
Like it looks like my board is bad, but I'm telling you,
like if you think this board is bad, you don't play D&D.
Like I understand it's not your fucking test,
fucking abc fucking the tactics up to his trash my board is fucking insane
I mean I really want already because I want to the ad
And then I have tier rod
There's Fiora and a Jhin, and I don't really need Fiora. I'll probably actually just punch into this game.
Any trucks? No.
Where's the 80 trucks? I can't.
I mean, I can just ditch a Voyager. These items are a fucking ass.
He's one-off of Nunu three how
I mean I'm not going nine
I mean Bow is half what's it called
People hold some news please
I mean what a trust in TV like I mean just look at my board. I'm just shitting on everyone
Bro, he's gonna hit you do three man into the scandal lobby
What
Okay, I mean I mean probably just look at my board just just take a look back and
just look at the HP on my board and look at the upgrades and the items I have
like if my board was good regardless of this shit too man but I mean I don't
know what this round I'm not gonna lie but anyways okay where is the eight
Where is the atrox?
Also, can people start holding Nunu's?
We're just gonna let this guy hit Nunu 3 for 3, really?
Are we sure?
I mean, I guess I don't have to play atrox, I don't have to play Rammus.
I mean, this guy just has a fucking Brebel vest on a Laoi 3.
How am I killing this? Please tell me.
How am I killing this?
I don't got an atrox.
And now in one life.
And then this guy is one off of Nunu.
I can't.
I'm just gonna build us this room. I'm pretty sure it's on my board.
I can also just drop drop for fewer plus one.
I can play Graves? Nope.
I have a plus 1 open slot, baby.
What does Nudu look like?
Does this even work on what's it called?
I'm building a lot of this for anyway, so I don't even need this shit anymore.
I'm building a lot of this for, like, I have shed, I'm just gonna play this board.
I have Rammus too. QSS BT. I need a front line item. Not a fucking... I have one
reforger. I probably shouldn't be reforging this one. DB. I mean it should probably be
DB on... did he hit? He hit. I want HP. How? How? What? Wait, Double Surge is broken?
Oh it works GG GG
Maybe I can heal the three guys
I hit him for 0
Alright, let me get the DB on here for sure.
DB, GS, last with spot.
This works?
I just haven't done this with BT, my what's it called for now?
Aw, great, the new new is here!
Fuck you, man!
How do I find this?
Oh, get it.
Like, I- and then I fight him when he's just giving free-
I mean, I might as well just wait, I'm not killing anything for a while, isn't it?
What the fuck is this?!
I don't get it...
If you just survive with 1 HP, it just scams the entire lobby.
I don't even know how you can hit Nunu 3, it's not even possible.
Oh, shit.
And then someone died and I'm about to fight him.
What is this?
A component that hopefully no footprint, or no effects, shielding, red buff, GS.
Red buff, GS, another round, we're showing whatever. I think I'm about to get
wrapped on the right. Alright, fuck this unit. Fuck this unit. Fuck this unit.
I'm pretty sure it's wrapping right. It is not wrapping right. It is not wrapping right.
I actually just win the game and how can you hit Nudu 3?
I don't know, I don't know, and then I'm going to...
Let's make this memorable.
Surely I get a tank item, like an anonymous one.
Don't get a tank item.
I mean, you have to hit something, it's really impossible not to hit.
I mean I can go spark and she yes and nothing wrong with show me GD and GD
I mean it's not like Gargoyle even doesn't he who cares
Oh my god. My board is disgusting. Oh my god.
This guy didn't find a single union. Just look at their boards. They just, this guy got fucked.
My board is disgusting.
Oh my god.
Okay. No, no, no, look, I just have to not fight him
and I can go second.
But no, no, no, no.
If I a-b-c-a, this guy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Nope, nope, and GG.
Nope.
Forky three, where?
Spark ZZ Val says, this game really good, you are right, this game is really good.
This is a great game.
I shit on everyone in the fucking lobby.
they get run the fuck down.
It's somehow this guy can just hit Nunu three
at one HP.
I know there's nothing I actually there's nothing that kills me more like okay
like I don't really care because I'm zero LP anyway but like what pisses me off
like let me let me just tell you what just just just pisses me off like you
know on a serious note what pisses me off no I guarantee you this pisses set to
go off as well when a player has a really bad game plan it wins out with one
HP. When you win out with one HP, it means that you got fucking bailed out. When you
win out with five HP, it's not a bailout, because the thing is, you weren't guaranteed
to have that extra life. But the thing is, when you win out with one HP, it means that
one extra unit would have gleeful you. It's just like, it's just, you know they're bad
When they went out with 1 HP, it's just a fraudulent winout.
When you win out with 2 lives, when you win out with like 5 HP or more, that's an actual winout.
But when you win out with 1 HP, it's not that you played well.
It's that you just straight up...
You just got bailed out and you got lucky. You think this guy played well?
He was just sitting there losing every single fucking round with Zaya 2, Nunu 2.
And the only reason he won out is because he somehow hit Nunu 3.
Like, nice man, like nice, well played, you played really well this game.
If anyone, if any player could Bob review my game and Bob review his game and you genuinely
think that he played better TFT, put your money on it, put your money on it.
Because it's just a hundred zero.
That shit is a hundred zero.
I-I-I don't know how else-
JUST LOOK!
I am shitting on the entire lobby.
Oh, bother.
I don't bother.
No, no Golden Miko.
Eight new news.
The fact that you even sit there, your board is not upgraded?
No, no, no, no.
Listen, if you are 20 HP, all right, hold on, let me just, everyone, silence for 10 seconds
and let's reset.
And just try to keep an open mind, okay?
In 10 seconds.
In 10 seconds, try to keep an open mind.
Okay?
Reset, reset, hold on.
If you are 20 HP on stage 4 and you have 10 gold remaining, are you really ever going
to make a Nunu 2 on your bench without Golden Eagle. Let's say you scout around, even if
there are zero Nunu's out of the pool, you would never make Nunu 2 on your bench until
the rest of your board is upgraded because the odds that you hit Nunu 3 are so much
lower than the ADP that you would gain by upgrading your board earlier. It is actually
fucking egregious, that he is sitting there with a full board of trash.
Oh yeah, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did.
Bro, oh my fucking god, Jesus Christ.
And then there's actually just gold players, oh yeah, but he knew those three as 1HB.
He played better TNT than you.
No, he didn't, he is ass.
I honestly, he's not even ass.
The guy's actually not even a bad player, but the play that he made was ass.
Oh my god.
The placement is not indicative of the TFT that you played, man.
You're telling me I load up with spreading roots into like 3s Legion or a Legion of 3s into spreading roots,
roots and I go the most uncontested first I played well all right you know
what he played well you know what he played well all right he played well
just I expect the same consistency I expect the same consistency when I
high roll out my ass I don't want to hear a single oh you go build out nope I played well
I don't even know why I'm holding this the whole game I didn't even hold it miss Caitlyn 3
But I don't even know why I'm holding this trash.
I sold my, uh, what did I sell?
That's a Rek'Sai?
I can't.
What am I even doing?
I sold a, uh, uh, what's it called?
Why am I not just making tech? Why don't I just open?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
What is this there's offers champions Sunfire board prize fighter for farming legion of
I mean I can make Jax too, Shogun, natural-tooth JG, and so that probably won't make Shogun,
But I can just go for low-key.
It's Sona that bad.
Like, didn't Sona actually get both three patches in a row?
Stats explores Sona two-three item. Let me see what's going on up here.
Builds.
There's Choujin, Red buff, there's Nagekoo, JG, GS, Choujin, Void GS, Choujin, Void, Radodon,
Choujin, ArcG, Gnashers.
Do I want to upgrade this?
He's opening for a Mountain stat.
This guy's vision.
His Legion of threes, Stargazer and its mountain, his entire...
Well played, well played, GG!
Oh my god, what the fuck is this?
His entire board...
No, that's just really well played.
That's just really well played.
Two Gs.
Really well played by these guys.
Legion of three Stargazer with Mountain.
Yes, it should not be offered on Mountain.
You should be hired to Riot Games.
You are correct.
I believe you are correct.
I mean, maybe I can actually cheat an emblem.
So I kind of want to hold this, and I also want to hold this, and I also need to be throwing
like I'm I can probably actually oh maybe I should just open for this guy bro
off fuck I didn't even scout this guy man I'm probably I'm pretty sure I'm
supposed to open and then I fought him I mean this is my fault like it's this is
actually playing bad I actually just open because then now this guy's going to
win for free by the same time pretty sure I can actually start playing the board
You are so bad, you don't even know it's the correct decision to open here.
You just see Jax too, oh hee hee, Jax 2, Rik-D, Jax 2.
You don't even know that you're fucking ass, like it's just, like a problem.
Only reason to call me bad is because I'm saying it's a bad play, like...
you
I won the round.
Honestly, my board is not even that bad.
Okay, I'm going Nashor 2 Void Staff, but I'm pretty sure I need JG if I'm going that.
Where's the JG?
And then I'm probably just gonna play for psionic with like voyagers
Honestly, that actually sounds pretty decent
National tooth national tooth JG
National tooth JG
What are the psionics?
I can also just void stuff, Victor, but I probably want to play more frontline and I'm pretty
sure I want to play Master E, but I'm doing that.
If I have an extra Void Staff, because when I want the Uplink item on Sona, actually I'm
Christian is an awkward item on Sona, it's just ass.
The charismatic one is tough 0.8.
I should not be doing it.
I mean, it's been a victory though.
Probably.
It's not that bad.
All right, what's the plan if the holder is psionic they gain 22% increased healing
Okay, I'm pretty sure I'm not playing for psionic either
Because I don't want to put it on Gragas I mean the TK is not even a psionic so it's
Clue, I'm having a true psionic, so why don't I even play 4 psionic?
What's this?
Gold.
But I have aura farm.
I can't-
That's like gold orb?
I have oral farming I got
I mean I could play like Voyager, like Vanguard Frontline with Voyager, and then I get three
Shepard, and I just don't play Leblanc.
I mean, Soda Two's for sure better than Leblanc, just Leblanc he was ass.
But that's my tier two though.
And then also, I don't have half... Okay.
If I don't get Jeweled Lotus here, I'm pretty sure my game is fucked.
Hello!
Did you get spat from the Gold Orb? Oh, great. What did he get?
I think he got Dark Star, plus one.
And what did I get?
Gold.
Like, what did he fight?
spreading roots I don't even have a recorder
second wind on it whatever I'm sure timebreaker plus
plus challenger
I mean, I'm probably reforging the Challenger's Fat, no cap.
I don't want to reforge it now.
Do I have a reforged Timebreaker as well?
I could also just play like Yi Ribbon with Pantheon Gragas.
I've got to just reforge both.
And then if I don't get bailed out, I'm just gonna FF.
See on Marauder.
Okay, honestly, that's not even bad.
And I got a Rod.
Gwent 2.
Okay, I could probably just play like, and I got a Rod.
And I didn't get- Okay, I mean that means I'm playing Force Ionic and I just- I just
Okay, it's actually fine and I get free Marauder
You have bashing
Maybe I can get it all and also a forge work on shop there glove no
Don't change a four-class shop I can see what what four costs I even want to see
I mean I don't mind the bears, but no, the rod is not that useful.
I mean I can play Bastion Marauder.
Fastion Marauder, V with a random V for Psionic, V Karma Bear, Vino V, Vickda.
I can't make rabbitons, because I kind of need Jim G here on school.
Okay.
What a morcage on my board.
Okay.
And then I just need a JG, and then I catch up the Sona, and I play Yi Victor?
Oh, wait, no, I have a Kongi.
Yi Victor?
2 Baskion?
4 Bastion.
It's about to be automatically exp, but honestly I don't really care that much.
I randomly picked this guy.
I think I'd rather win the round and then just port to it.
What's my plus one? Dark Star? Nova?
It's definitely not Cho'Gath, holy fuck!
It's just a random new nuke. It was a new nuke.
It's definitely not Cho'Gath.
I mean I don't know how to play 4 Bastion now.
Bastion Marauder?
Spreading roots into Cosmic Restart, well played man.
Really well played from you.
I don't even know why I don't even want to play E.
I mean on four five I get I'm pretty sure I actually have to win for water on
screwed for Bastion
let me try a whole pipe
I think I actually have to win one round, because I don't even know if my board wins
out
and then I have open slot on double what's it called double moony is my open slot
And I have to go JG and I have to go Crown Guard and I build another Nasher Toof.
Crown Guard, JG, Nasher Toof, JG plus 1, drone uplink, Red Buff plus, I go double Nasher
Toof, JG and then put these items up here.
Okay, my board's not even that bad in one turn.
Low key.
I just have to survive one more turn and then I'm pretty sure I should play Forza Ionic.
Barren's layer, exclusive itemization, Barren's layer, I mean, Barren's layer on this frontline.
I mean, I don't need to know what's in my avidist and sweet treats, how many items do I have?
I'm actually having decent now, bro. Fuck it. Spare him, Slayer. Fuck!
So does Third Cast.
Yeah, fuck it! I mean, I need to think about it anyway, whatever.
And then how do I play Sona on my board?
Anyone?
Okay, I should probably roll until, uh...
Eh?
Okay, Nudu too.
Yeah, Genie.
Shepard.
Bramble Vest.
Funny who let us.
Alright, and then now I get Sona, and I just don't play Karma in this.
Okay.
Okay, but just to take you as well, I mean, bro, Rammus is a 12 over this piece of shit,
bro, fuck you.
Rammus, Liss, like, drop, drop, Victor Gragas.
Why am I playing Forcionic?
And he is... I mean, he is more outer, though.
Okay, it's 4th psionic, fuck it.
I need the 13th item anyway.
And who got more outer?
Alright.
alright
is it looking good?
oh oh, Sotomod! oh fuck!
it's a Sotomod dish!
I could have won this round!
ahhhhhh! yeah yeah yeah! now I'm fucked! I actually could have won this round!
oh my god
I can't
I need Pyke over Braggos and my board is actually good I think.
Wait, I kinda want the Varus one though, but I mean I heal six.
Bro healing six doesn't even do anything man, bro fuck you.
No healing six.
Fuck you.
Shit.
Is there a Pyke?
Is there a Pyke perhaps?
Like what? I'm supposed to roll until just a pike? Wait what the fuck was this? Wait how
do I get this? Why do I get so many units? Oh, oh, oh. Barlow. I mean whatever, I'm not
roll and fuck that.
More router.
Alright.
I mean, if I die, it is what it is.
It's just pipe over Gragas and then I can actually go legendary.
My board's actually good.
I just need like one more unit spot and a pipe.
Hey, my port is actually good.
Where is this fucking pike?
I really don't want to lose this round though.
Can I beat these guys if I roll?
I mean, I can beat this guy if I roll.
But I really don't want to roll.
Also, like, I don't really care, because I can play, I mean, honestly, it's fine, because I can just play fewer over this and drop this.
Because I need to get a third take out in here.
They're still only even doing more damage than Victor.
Yes.
Uhhhhhhh...
Like, I don't even have to play these two.
I don't even have what's called it, it doesn't even matter.
I'm fighting the stronger of the two, the other guy's mountain, by the way, the other guy is so fucking weak.
So long as this foe remains, I live.
I know where my research is taking me.
Need to...
What is this?
What is this? Just call into it?
I mean, honestly, my port is not even that bad, low key.
Oh
My board's actually good no cat
But my front line is now good how do I heal with Fiora
No, my board is actually good. This board is actually good. It's just only fun with one life.
I still don't know how much it's worth. I can't.
If I had an extra like 5 HP, this is the top 4. But I'm just gonna fight someone really strong on fuck.
I mean, I found a pipe. We gotta go in.
I can play pipe plus Voyager over...
I would just for sure rather than the brass is actually pretty solid
What is this stun
Yo, well played this game, man.
Well played this game.
Legion of threes in mountain.
Spreading roots full open into cosmic restart.
This game...
I mean, my board is actually strong.
If you genuinely think this board is weak,
you just don't play TFD.
The problem is, like, I died because I was weak for the entirety of Stage 4.
My board is actually good.
It just doesn't matter.
This, this, it just, wait, wait, how is Legion of Threes not disabled in mountains?
Like how how is that even possible?
How how is that even possible bro spreading roots it's broken on three two because you
can just play your entire game around it spreading roots or not three two two one spreading
roots on 3-2 doesn't it's not even broken it's still a good bailout but what the fuck does
bastion marauder do for me like nothing man oh my god it's 2-1 that it's broken because if you
have bad emblems you can just play your entire early game you know your exact items on what to
make and what comp you want to play towards if your emblems are shit you can just open and get
two reforgers? Like, oh my god.
Like, I genuinely think if they want to bounce spreading roots,
you just make it so 3-2, it doesn't give a reforger, and then on 2-1, they just don't offer it.
The fact that spreading roots can be offered on 2-1, it's just fucking laughable. And then,
not only that, the fact that Legion of Threes can be offered and mounted, that's also laughable.
Also, what's also laughable is that I can aura farm a fucking sona and someone with legion of threes with mountain on 2-1 can get dropped a spat from a gold orb on Krugs, and then my gold orb when I'm aura farming is more gold.
WHAT?!
I get given a 2-star legendary on 4-3! Nice man, my gold orb is more gold!
Is this, is that, is that just rage bait?
It, like, it actually has to be a rage bait.
It's just rage bait.
Whatever the fuck that's called.
The backlight went down a little bit, but it started to reach feet, reach feet, reach feet.
Roots full open for the Reforger into cosmic free start from. Oh my god. Spreading Roots.
Oh, dear.
Oh, so I know.
It's a mountain.
It's actually like a lot of things I can play and I have to hold one as real
If I get like spreading or if I get a no-sound open it I can easily think of that
Alright, I'm gonna always just tell you what I'm playing this game.
GG.
Thanks to Mation Silver, let me see.
I have the 40% chance to get fun.
They didn't force on Goldopener.
This is probably already better than what's it called timebreaker.
Is there a mountain? No.
Alright.
All right, it was a 4% chance to get fucked.
You are bronze, buddy.
Expedition open with Mountain on 2-1.
You are bronze.
You think Riot Games is incompetent, yes.
You are correct on that one.
They are not so incompetent that they can upgrade, they can get off of you that upgrade
augment and then give everyone a prismatic on 3d2 and you just get nothing like like
come on like at least be a little bit respectful of everyone in chat can wear a boba hat
I mean, I can actually, if I'm streaking here, I can actually go Guardbreaker and just play
Malkai Akali.
But I can also just hard force mech.
It's like, it's not even a hard force that I have, but what is it, it's Kale?
I can just go Kale and just play mech.
Or maybe I don't go Guardbreaker.
I mean, maybe I just play some Shivers.
This is like the first time I'm not opening the mech, though.
I mean honestly I could also play uh it's not even that bad this item I mean it's playable
if you hit victor 3 for free does victor have any broken ornitems?
I
Big dog three stars to the item
items for
Oh, it's a Cyprus focus
Also, it looks good with echoes echoes pages
It means it already.
Better together, bow to you.
I'm bowing.
I'm not taking that.
Road, tier, glove, belt, mortar, kaiser,
tell that they are.
If I go voice half, I'm probably,
I'm still gonna voice half a cawly
and then just not play this cawly too.
Diana.
Sniper.
Replicator primordium
Two primordium
I mean if I win this round I can sell like do I even want to play victor?
The thing is it can't be prismatic so I can't even get prismatic bfl. Maybe I just never played victor here. I'm fighting another opener
But I can get to your to be a fellow that's good
Someone else
Honestly
Okay, I think you have 10 doors whatever the fuck
Both your love belt am I just neck
Mr. Collie 3 again.
Maokai.
Can you go Maokai or Collie?
They said all one star or fuck the other.
What is this?
25% of fast feed?
Can I fight someone shit?
Do I even beat this guy?
No.
I get him. At least I'm the worst slamming. I'm losing for sure man. What the fuck is
this? Oh god. Nova? Question mark? Let's just drop my fucking Rek'Sai 2 for a Maokai
And then just drop my my my 25% speed for an Akali. We're definitely winning this fight man. I can't I can't it's all one-star trash
Actually, I think it would be drop it would be Maokai and I drop this for Akali for two fate weaver bug jam
I need a whole gnar.
Oh, no.
Making forge.
Here?
No.
The poly.
Another cloak.
I mean let me let me just see my own wins I
Yeah, I already lost it doesn't matter the fact that I'm just healthy is already a gig of steel
Alright, show me the good news.
Show me the good news.
I'm an Ashley Richards fuck though.
Let's land it and I just go straight to 9.
I'm kind of down, that actually sounds kind of good.
I'm gonna add some good news for me.
FFL, nope.
Alright, I'm going straight to 9, yeah?
Do you call it for sure?
7 on 3 too actually feels good.
It's actually a lot of gold.
But 7 on the other one feels like complete ass.
Tears, gloves, bow, BF. Tears, gloves, belt, BF. Tears, gloves, belt, BF. Play around bow,
tier. And then I have an ornitem for whoever the fuck I am. And then I just play Vex, Vex
duo with uh, what's the game here?
Clap clap clap clap
Make that
Mmmmm
I mean my slot actually goes good now
Anyone?
I mean is it my slot actually good now?
I have- I have really good items for the fast sign
I actually have the econ to support it and then I can just go double Soraka. No
I'm level 740 gold with a decent amount of HP
fast beyond replicator with decent amount of HP
wait he's going fast on his voice level 740 with slamming things you are
Why are you solo-following that three itemwrecks I what are you?
His ability does AoE, he's the last one to die anyway, man.
Why don't I actually get my fucking unit to get some efficiency on his ult?
Like the thing is, it's not even an arrangement, you're just ass.
She, my bad, she.
Hmm, I mean I kinda want the Soraka Boon though, and then I can just go Redbuffing, like you actually don't, it's not gonna be that much of my primary.
And then I can just play around Belt here. Diana, Jax, Briar.
I don't need the entity over here or anything. Leblanc. A Lulu too! Oh that's pretty good for me. I mean Jax too, that's also good for me.
I don't have to play this, I can see the remover.
And then I have Witsend for Vex, Cyprus Focus of Vex, Witsend for Vex, B-claw, Red buff,
I'm pretty sure this Lulu is strong enough for me to go 9 with a decent amount of HP for
that I had to make redemption here it didn't cast it's a redemption diff it's
a redemption diff GG GG well now I don't even want to make redemption anymore
I don't want to make redemption anymore, but I've already lost, but actually I don't mind
win because I won. I mean I don't think I beat anyone though. I mean I'm not beating
this guy regardless. Alright I can go like last damage item. Okay. If I can't make it
the fast nine what the fuck is the plan what's my HP 68
I mean this is a good loss actually all right 60 HP if I lose every single round
next stage am I dead yes
I
Know fucking back no bar oil is enough
I am kind of down I'm kind of down to just commit though. I'm not a loser
Oh, I got a ginsu. I mean that's the half of it. How many removers do I have?
A new nu? I mean I'm gonna get a mountain emblem, is that good?
Red buff, wit's end, and then I have tier chain, hodge, vow, declaw, play around.
I don't have that many removers though.
And whatever.
I mean, I'm just making a lot of noise here.
Tier chain, play around, vow, and then I have a hodge.
And then I just need to put hodge on someone that gets sold.
Eh, yeah, fuck it.
No, it looks like...
i mean i should have had to choose one round
because i was level seven i would have to choose one round because i'm in saraka
i guess like i mean i could technically nine but then i have no goal to roll
I mean, I just need money. How much is this, like, 20 gold?
Anything with money and GG?
Oh, GG, GG, GG, GG, GG!
GG, everybody, GG!
Am I just ending with Caitlyn 3 on my board?
I mean, it's even that bad!
Oh, I got a shiny Malkon!
I mean, I definitely play this.
No.
I mean, I just sacca...
I mean, I'm actually pretty healthy, and then it's also the thing.
Oh, I didn't even play the shiny one.
Should I stack one more 36?
I mean, I'm kinda gonna have to stack one more and then I'm just gonna level and open sell everything
And then I just cap around like let me just know when I'm dropping
I mean Jax I can play for a little bit until Shen
Malkai, it's probably Malkai time again, Akali, 1, 2, 3, 4
I can play Blitzcrank as well, and I just play all the Legendaries
And I'm probably having a pull next turn because I'm gonna have I'm gonna have 11 rolls on top of well
I actually won the game
GV GV
And guys it's to rock I just click Soraka here, and then I also play Fiora. So I'm basically like 60 HP right now
No, okay
These guys just playing this board and going nine. He has a new no two how?
How?
He's... he's piggy-goblin, you know, too?
I have Shiny Malkai, though. I mean, it could be worse, I guess.
Bro, I mean, Blitzcrank is really important, but this Nunu 2 unit is the legit carry.
I would take Nunu 2 with no Blitzcrank, then fuckin' no Nunu 2, but what if I take this
and I don't hit a Nunu 2, and then I might as well just have the Blitzcrank.
Vex 2 in one roll I can't.
I should not take that up until later.
Euro over this for now.
I mean I have to play these two for now.
I'm no- I'm no- I'm no- I'm no- I'm no- I'm no-
and I just hit everything. GG, GG. I want the game for sure. I mean, it doesn't even matter.
Starax, Hodge, a warmog, and I just go in with P.R.S.S. or something.
Look at my items. They're actually 2-1.
I'm gonna hold this.
I saw several.
Mmm, can I sell Murana?
Shen 2. Is Shen 2 even tanger than you knew one? One more roll to you. I mean probably.
I'm Shirley, right?
It's a Shen too.
Oh, I sold my shiny Maokai.
I mean, if you have Warbond's D-claw, that would surely it's tanky.
Yes?
Cluck-cluck-deer-cluck!
I mean, this is gonna have to take, like, whatever.
I can just get the third cure item later.
Where is this fucking...
I don't have Nunu 2!
I don't get it.
I only have two of the boobooers, so I would probably swap out Mr. Morse.
I can surely vici-cast, adaptive.
It has a buff for this, and that's pretty good, and I'm just gonna move the declaw to another tank and just go to them here for the first time.
I don't even want to roll anymore because no, I mean, this is not a real upgrade though,
so not.
I mean, I also have slams, so...
I should probably tell him how many Nunu's he got, but like, I'm done rolling on Nunu
for sure.
This guy has an extra Nunu.
How many Nunu's is he at?
He's at Nunu Paired.
I mean, I'm still repair.
is yet. You got new paired? I mean I'm door-paired, I'll be rolled. What I get. Stunned, that's
fucking useless. And you're out of here. Good luck. And GG. Okay. I only have one- I
guess it doesn't even fucking matter, fuck you. Because then I can save my room. And then
I can itemize this and then move on and spot the Fiora when I get it.
Move right.
Move all hodge, adaptive, and start Fiora.
And then now I don't have the full single time.
G.
How often does this swap?
I mean it's one gold for info on what it is.
If I win this round I'm actually going to lose the econ because there's actually some
Econ one, so it's like the gold one and there's also the EXP one that I'll play origin because now I win this round
I'm guaranteed to make it to 10 and I make it to 10 I'm guaranteed to do or two and I'm guaranteed Zona and Jhin and then I can also
Yeah, and then GG
I bet it's just another first
Expedition. Radiant cracking. Expedition.
Come on, go. I think I lost. I lost for sure, man.
Oh, I don't get it. Bro, I'm just gonna lose a golden hold. Like, it's fine.
And now there's why I'm doing that. I can go double-storack, fuck that.
Oh god, I miss new new to why I came in.
I can move red buff over here and just go JG over here.
Can you see what's JG?
Or I can go another...
I do have a precision, it doesn't matter. I'm not gonna fucking red buff on my main carry.
Should I just roll until Fiora 2?
Bro, am I actually weaker than these guys?
Holy shit.
Oh.
There's a kite.
What the?
Oh.
Bye, everybody.
US.
Oh
Holy everybody US
When I don't know I'm rolling more because I'm probably guaranteed
If I win this round, I'm basically guaranteed 0-9.
And then I can also just move items onto... I mean honestly, what's been kind of nice?
One D-Quality on each side. I mean, I just looked at the people that I could fight. These guys are fucking piss weak.
GG. GG.
U.S.
I need to actually just slid my entire board though, but I have gym 2 and let's do it.
just on my entire board again.
I
What's not even good my items I'm out of removers to fix my items like it's actually not even good
No, no, no.
Two?
Get in there, and can you walk some stuff?
Bro, I'm going to just itemize my back on Jerry.
I know I have a colleague, but it still gets extra credit.
And I'm cool with just leaving my items on there, and just itemizing three item all.
And bad, I'm pretty sure this is a selfie or just put Stara Fudger.
I mean, I am.
And I have a follow. I mean, it's still pretty damage, it doesn't matter. It's still good.
I have, I have aatrox.
Aatrox.
Ally damage, 30% shredded, some of his enemies.
I didn't kill a single unit.
He's sage, what's it called mountain man, I'm gonna say what I call fake loss.
It's actually a steric bitch, like if I just stare at my gym he would be dead.
He would be dead, but.
Oh my god, holy shit.
26.
1 over Fiora.
I'm pretty sure my tanks are too tanky.
It takes way too much time, okay.
My-my-do died instantly.
Excuse me?
HUH?!
I think it actually has to start on my blitz frame.
Cause it wasted-
I have a question who played better TFT I don't get it I don't understand how can a tier one be giving a radiant
How can a tier one be given, how can a tier one give a radiant item? How?
What was my tier one?
I don't remember
Oh, I'm not even that bad
Not really it's pretty bad
of
I'm tired.
You know what I deserve, I believe?
I deserve some Chick-fil-A again.
You know what?
Open up your your your food delivery app and let's order some chick-fil-a
No way
Can I just play a nice relaxing game of TF?
What caviar and lobster please serves this shit
Thank you, buddy.
U.S.
Can I just TF?
I don't give a fuck. I'm not playing anything else. Love you.
I think there was one guy that had a chance to play TF though, I think.
I'm uncontested.
Alright, I'm down to set up the first three, get the one cost, two star one cost and a
GD.
What even is a TF best item?
I usually build random bullshit on him and it always works out.
I should probably go check.
Who's it?
3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, I don't know.
Okay, so it's a bunch of natural troops.
There's a Gwen.
Let's do it.
I need a fight like one of them.
Oh man, nice.
Okay, I'm guaranteed the 2 star 1 cost.
Okay, and...
Uh, Rast.
And then you just, uh, I think I won the game.
It's also, I just want you guys to know, it's Barris, by the way.
It's Barris.
I guarantee you, if I make it to 5-1 with more than one life, it's 1st.
Because then my early learning scales, I proc the Barris, and then I'm probably gonna have
Jax 3 like devastating defeat.
Okay.
Wait, how is a natural, natural, I don't know how I'm getting that, but how is a natural
natural GS?
Natural, natural RAPIDON, natural, natural Guardbreaker, natural GSJG, natural, natural
Archangel, natural guard. Why are there so many natures on the scene?
In fact, but I didn't even know that.
Natural, natural GS, natural, natural, rapid on.
I don't really try to let you drop three.
It's like the one I don't care about.
Make 30.
Natural.
He went 3 last game, I mean Expedition on Kale and they both hit Radiant, Victor 3, Radiant,
3 in JG. One proc.
I also laurel the bearish one.
that could have just given me two shittered egos
i can't i'm down for natural 2 i mentioned before to bf
honestly i'm down for natural nash's draven ons
i don't know how to get that but
I mean it doesn't matter, this seems like a Guarantee Top 2.5.
Early learnings?
Like, okay, early learnings on the Dallion, what does that average by the way?
You get, let's say you have like 40% damage amp?
40% damage amp on flat like 40 AP.
How can these guys play the game?
They can't.
My TF late game is going to walk up to a Nunu, or not even walk up, it's just gonna pull a card and the Nunu 2 is just gonna get one shot.
GG. I can't.
This shit's not balanced, except I didn't natural a single copy of Atroc's Talon, TF, or gate. Not one. Or Jax. How?
And then I also miss on the Varus.
You know what I actually, I actually, something just clicked.
For every little amount that you lower roll, you can also hire.
Because like, even though I missed the 2 star 1 cost, even though I missed the Varus, didn't
When I hit early learnings, I'm not contested, and it's medallion.
So it's like I'm high rolling my spot, but I'm also low rolling here.
But on average, I think my spot is still good.
So it's like, why am I pitch?
I don't know.
Like, this spot is still fine, except I'm one away from two animals.
Great man.
One roll of GGs.
Why is it a Malkai mark?
Oh it's not.
I don't get it.
Where are my units?
I can't.
Let's finish this quickly.
Can I only roll one more?
I don't really care about 1-3 that much.
I'm 1-1 with Caitlyn.
Eh.
Nah.
I want to do Lossy Gears.
You okay with that end of anyway and this looks pretty good.
This looks pretty good I'd say.
I will allow this one.
He's about to hit auto roll then regret everything.
Not really.
If I see on a roll, I will not bitch.
That's great news.
I mean, I'm still going to get infinite fucking gold for a tier one, man.
Oh, I mean, it's not even good.
I just wasted all my fucking gold, man.
I don't get it.
I'm just not going to...
I should actually still get as fucked.
U.S.J.
I mean, I definitely don't want to run.
I mean, I definitely don't want to roll this turn because I don't even know what Caitlyn prepped.
I mean, I just got infinite gold.
Infinite!
Because this is going to get me another 4, 2, 4, 8 gold.
This is going to get me another 2 gold on top of making every interval on top of...
I mean, this is ass-like, yeah.
I mean, I could go JG, but I could also just go natural 2 guard breaker plus a rod item.
I mean, I'm down to just greed. I'm, uh...
I'm seeing two components here.
And the JG sets are fine. There's nothing wrong with JG on on
on
Fate weaver it's fine
But I mean it doesn't matter like my board is ass and I might as well just sack two more and I just get hurt damn
I won the game like I'm certain I won the game. I am
certain
The game is over everybody the game is over
Ahhhh.
But I put 20 cells on it, fuck no, but it's probably a top 4.
one, two, I'll get it, uh, honestly, I'm kind of down to go to 40 because I kind of want
Jax too.
One roll GD.
Oh, I don't get it, because if I hit a TF or a Talon, I can roll four more, or two
more times and then two more times, and then if I hit Jax, then I can actually win because
I won the previous round.
round why don't I want to go to 30? I don't know that and all right you know
this can drop wait can can the 3-2 various strawberry sugar he goes with
the really sugar ones or no
or is it only on 4-2? oh okay okay I mean I'm down for that one I lower the first
one I got like the fucking three cost garbage
really important uh like there's nobody in the bitch
okay i mean i'm only looking for the fucking jacks that's it
jacks two maybe like one more copy and i'm down to push
Oh yeah, I also have the talent though.
Mmm, 16 to level. I mean, I need Jax 3. I'm gonna get any one if I get...
And then I can just achieve the next two rolls.
Alright.
I don't know why I can give Tiny News up 4-2, but not 3-2. I mean, they give you 5, so it's like...
Yeah
No, it kind of just lets you restart the 5 costs. I mean if they gave you 5 on 3 too, then I
No, I think I would legit quit
Then I would just have no faith
Like if on 3 5 they just gives like the one cost we were 5 fucking like these like bro, that can't be real
Oh, why did I roll it's not like I can it's not like if I'm triple fucking TF in one shot man
Oh my I mean honestly look at my border who can I lose to my items are insane I
perfect item perfect item who the fuck I lose to please tell me
holy this is mastery and it's probably fine still unless it wraps down and then last
augment I just need I just need items in the game don't worry
what does banalion do? it's every 3-star you have you just get damn damn
but I just need uh, I just need jacks
when's better than milio?
yeah
milio
milio?
Come it through!
You really want 4- wait, really?
I don't even think- when the fuck is this TF real ever make it to level 8?
You just sit here like a fucking dumbass for Jax 3.
This is your absolution.
Doing it.
Old man with a lamp coming through.
Doing it.
Need me to hold back?
I mean, I could just de-go and just start pushing.
I don't even know what that's worked in. I might as well go for two.
Sounds like the talk is over.
I'm in D-claw.
It's Gumbelink better than Arc.
Oh, actually it's Gumbelink for sure. There's no way it's Arc.
Because I have early runnings, fuck you.
And the stats of Arc are from the Seraphim, whatever the fuck it's called.
I'm fighting a Vex.
I can't.
I get too much value for getting talent 3 as well, it's just so much damage ramp and
it's just a good unit.
But I probably won't go for a truck, so if I don't natural any.
I just need items.
My killing items is also good.
I have gumbleed, I'm a second disaster.
I got 2 free rolls, I don't know if I can use them.
Maybe I can talent them and then I can...
Alright, honestly?
I'm gonna just go for the mall fuck it.
What the fuck does all of them do for me?
Absolutely nothing for us.
And then I can still get a Gwen 3 this game.
And now I just level up to 7 and play Arrest.
And then I'll just AP on 7.
Tell me what the level 8 is!
Please tell me what the...
I used 20 gold?
Please tell me what the level 8 is!
Please tell me, please tell me.
I would love to know what unit offers more than having a Gwen 3 with more damage.
Please tell me.
Name one.
It doesn't do anything.
do anything. It's ass! It's ass! Morgana! Millio! Korky! Bro, it doesn't do anything!
That shit is ass! It doesn't do anything. I have a shared ego. It's a bearish. Chances
are I can get even more damage, Amp. On top of more three stars. It doesn't do anything.
obviously I'm not going to stay level six I used a total of 20 gold is 20 gold
going to be the difference of me going level nine in Morgana 2 no no and I can
Despite my board right now
You make more gold by just being stronger
Also, if I make it to, uh, what's it called the game's over, yeah?
Because my early learning is still stacking, and then it's also barest, I'm about to just
get infinite fucking HP.
Who do I lose to?
I can!
Wait.
let's let's play million zero item to buff my keylin 3 with zero item and a
fucking corki zero item and date and date
two free rolls GD and GD if I if I find the Gwen I'm probably gonna go for
when three but if I don't find Gwen I'm uh do I want to make it was free it was
free it was free rolls it was free rolls because I hit brass pair of hobbies
I'm gonna send it. The breast is actually pretty big.
I'm not making a hodge, fuck that.
I have an activity bar, so I'm gonna have to keep an HP on everyone.
Yes, Gwent 3 is a fucking demon.
Not only is Gwent 3 a demon, it also gives Damage Amp to my entire board.
Like, it's a sign.
I can't, I can't.
Honestly, I'm probably just gonna stay level 7 to roll.
I would take Gwen 3 with 7% damage and have whole board on early learnings over a fucking
Morgana 2, a little deep.
Probably not.
But that's not the point.
Even though Morgana 2 is probably stronger, it's not stronger until you make it to Morgana
2.
How many turns of Gwen 3 am I going to have?
Ah, the entire fucking game, you idiot.
I actually the good beat here is if I hit a bunch of rest if I hit a bunch of
rest I can also go rastery that's the good beat
How? How? I know! How?
I don't care this.
is this good enough? Look, I can itemize Kate. Nothing wrong with last whisper, man.
I don't want to report to this shit until I get a...
Actually, I'll just double GS.
How close am I?
Oh, actually it's GS on what's it called.
That can't be good.
It's not...
Huh?
How I didn't see us
Jay oh, yeah, I also should I be itemizing sure I've itemized a Gwen actually
All right
How much damage I'm at and now I get to play the entire game with
51% damage amp on
38 AP 80 GG
I just want you to know, that's a Vex 2.
That's a Vex 2.
Bye bye, buddy.
And I'm getting 280 in AP every turn.
That's a Vex 2.
And get this, I can still get 3 items.
Caitlyn. GG. Morgana, Milio, Korky. Morgana, Milio, Korky. Korky, Korky, Korky, Korky,
Korky, Korky. I can't. Holy shit. I don't know how much HP it is, but it has to be a
Those level A for Morgana, I mean yes I will be, I probably will be going level A for
Morgana, you're not wrong. But it's not worth it. I would much prefer just
spike my board now, so it's like ahhh.
Does this shit, okay also this Caitlyn unit, what the fuck is this damage?
What? The fuck?
I just saw a 2k crit and I know for sure that wasn't that was a stupid ass new new
I'm also down to this level for a mouth guy and I just healed with a virus as well I
Could actually just move I know but if I'm not sure see that I kind of want the guard breaker and the gumbly this like
Like half of the value of gumbly this video the man region
I think it was just a good beat.
It doesn't work, but his...
...lockholes have 10k health.
Are we sure it doesn't work?
This guy's just blatantly bug-abusing!
It doesn't work, really?
10k health!
I
can't get too slow.
I can watch out for them.
like a lot like QSS last was for guard breaker, DB, I feel like it's not enough to task people.
I don't really want these items.
I mean, he was like, not that good, 55, that's not bad, and is this supposed to have 8.5?
No?
I mean, bro, he's bugging music for sure, man!
Because all the A3 goes down, but the things don't update.
too by the way we're gonna cookie million bro fuck you man range bait
I mean, this is how much HP you're supposed to have.
And that's it, updates.
Yeah, that's how much it's supposed to have.
Oh, I mean, if it's Serpent, I wouldn't be rolling for the three stars.
But like, Medallion, you just sit there...
can this guy just have health?
Is he rolling for Karma 3?
Yes!
What does Karma look like?
What else is he rolling for?
Karma 1.
He's 2 off!
Hello!
How did this wrap?
I'm going to go here and carve him in.
I mean if he sells everything I'm going to win with our stuff.
I can probably beat Karma 3 if he sells everything.
This medallion tf early learnings it's just not reasonable it's actually not reasonable
50% damage amp on 50 AD and AP whole board from
Oh, it's just rage rate.
You know that one augment that you would gain AD and AP when you were lower, bop board?
What was it called?
Oh, remember?
Oh, yeah, scoreboard scrapper.
Scoreboard scrapper into jeweled lotus.
Oh my god.
That combo, it would just one shot their entire board.
You just crit off a flat AD and AP.
It's the same shit.
Damage Amp on flat AD and AP, GG.
I'm not getting raid rated.
Early learnings, uncontested TF and medallion.
Ship must average in the once.
Thank you.
Like, okay, you know, you know, I actually, I was actually, I was thinking about it yesterday.
The reason, the thing is, I sit here and complain all the fucking time about how imbalanced
the shit is, but I think, like, the set objectively is worse than previous sets in terms of, like,
just like, like, mechanic and all this stuff, but I'm actually enjoying this patch because
When I hit the Hyrule shit, it's fun as fuck.
Like I feel like there's so much, like,
there's so much Exodia with like the animal weapons,
with the emblems, with just like a bunch of like
fucking bullshass interactions that just make like,
make your board just straight up fucking broken.
But it's also just super frustrating to play
because when other people hit the broken shit,
I just get mad.
I think like a really big fix is if they make it, like I'm pretty sure they need them, like
if they can somehow make Nami a unit without space growth plus one, I'm pretty sure the
sets actually saved because the reason I think a big, like one of the best items for
early in midgame on previous iterations is Shoujin.
Like being able to streak around Shoujin and actually flexing the Shoujin into whatever
forecast that you want to play is good.
But the problem right now is Shoujin doesn't flex into shit.
It doesn't, the item doesn't do anything.
And I feel like Shoujin is just a good item around midgame and nice man, you can put it
on bar two.
It doesn't do anything on Corky.
You can't even play Nami.
You can't play Karma Primary.
So like, why would I sit here, if I have tier BF, why would I do anything but open?
Why would I make Shoujin and just fuck my game?
When I can just make 10, make 20, and then just, and just BF is half GS, tier is half
like, frontline and half, half Void staff.
Why am I fucking my game over and making a Shoujin?
I have list two with the Shogun?
Hmm, I think not.
Because even if I make it to barb two, it's not even that good.
I can't even fl- what, I'm supposed to fucking win eight rounds and pivot into Shogun quirky?
What the fuck does that do?
I'm supposed to win eight rounds and play Shogun into Karva primary, play Nami, into
non-Space Grove plus one Nami primary?
No!
The shit is ass!
I'm just going to open.
But if they can somehow make Karma, I mean Karma is actually not bad, but if they can somehow make Nami playable without Space Grove plus one or Nami playable without Blitzcrank, it's you can actually start playing midgames.
But the fact that the entire tier BF opener gets completely nullified, it's just, I can't.
Also, I forgot to order my food.
I'm hungry.
Should I just order Chick-fil-A again?
Bro those chick play fries were good as fuck.
The board.
I'm tired. I need an order. Alright, I'm gonna stop yapping and let me just order some food. I'm hungry.
I'm gonna get a chicken strips meal instead.
The chicken strips from Chick-fil-A are so fucking good. And that's no cat.
Uh, what else should I order?
Uh, it's a four, a popping, gnar, Timo, Deona, cloak, paired, probably won't hold.
Alright, I'm tired.
Here, close.
Rod.
What? Why you tell me I can make it that? I don't fucking know, I can't.
Okay.
Okay, well I don't have time weaver and I don't have primordium and I don't have a good
I did it hit an emblem. I didn't even order my Chick-fil-A, man. Hold on.
Was there a bastion?
Open neck. What's this? It's not you two unplayable.
Well, I want to order Sarah
What's something that you would eat when she wakes up? Like salad?
Is the sandwich still good?
No, she likes salad we probably salad right?
But the salad was actually good
Wait, do they not sell the salad anymore?
Oh
Okay, Vhagar 3 game?
What even is Vhagar 3 this?
I mean it's really a natural 2 for sure but the stats on that are like, legional though.
But let me see.
It's like it's natural, natural, changing.
Do I have that?
Nope.
Chick-fil-a two days in a row come on man. What's wrong with that?
I'm trying to re-close shop on a 4-closed.
Okay I mean, I, I, no, no, no, just, no, no, no.
If I hit, I mean I feel like I can play anything with this boat.
And, but the problem is I have to click various in the next year.
I literally couldn't hit anything.
Okay, I didn't want that one though.
I mean honestly it's not bad for this Voyager for now.
I mean I'm gonna need to avoid stuff regardless of what I play
Two stars two star
Well, I think the anime guy how I did wait what the fuck how
My board was trash. All right. My board wasn't even have that I didn't even order. Okay
I'm about to get a hook up when you can get fries.
What?
I can't, that's just fucking me.
And
I
It's ordered GG
Gensu Arbiter is great. I
what time is it? it's 4.54pm
what? I woke up and I ate like oats
oh I actually haven't had colvers in forever
Okay, if I just play ZEC, because I have Tom Kench as well, I think if I get a chain,
oh I'm getting two angles, and I have a latent forge, okay I'm pretty sure I'm just like,
I just must play mech, I mean what, I can play mech or I can play big or 3, which one
Which one do you think I'm going to play?
Probably not a big or a 3 man.
And...
Nar...
And...
Nothing?
Okay.
I might as well just see all of them, right?
Nami?
Ergot?
I'm never playing that but I'm not gonna make anything yet cuz I'm gonna I guess it's already
stronger than that but then I have to pop the anvil and I don't really want to pop the anvil I'm just
gonna suck one and then if I get anything related to mech I'm just gonna
but I could I could get like Earth's uh Earth's Gambit or the first fold and
then I can actually play space for plus one
I could get like cosmic restart I don't even know cosmic restart would be even
good from the squad because I really have Tom pinch and I have galeo what
what I ordered I ordered chicken strips I got a salad I got inside of fries in a
coke bro bro it's too fun man I don't go fuck I've ever afforded as well who the
fuck cares I'm selling gal you can't what the no no I can't I can't like okay
can I just start climbing can I just start climbing like why the fuck would
I why would why would you ever think this what I have TK farming five hold on
No, no, no, this is rage rate, this is rage rate.
I can't, I can't.
Nope, nope, rage rate, rage rate.
Nope, rage rate.
No, I can't, I actually can't.
No, it's too good.
I already have my attack.
And then in one turn, I'm getting Fykel from here as well,
man, no, no, no, no, no.
I can't, I can't.
I can't.
I don't really want to go into your first, but if I, this, I, this guy is not real.
Any time I would do it.
But this time I cannot.
I cannot.
But also I just love, why am I so poor?
I have a question. If I want to play Met, is Eve better or is Varus better? Or does it
not matter?
Three gold.
3 gold, jeez.
Like the thing is, I know you lose value, but you lose some units, but I feel like...
He was definitely better bro, learn the boons!
His Chick-fil-A needs to come faster so I don't want to fucking read that fucking shit.
This guy's ex-fishing into mech and he has a galeo.
I think he's booster practice.
He's cashing out at 300. Hopefully this guy wins. I think he better wins. I'm not getting a forecost.
GG. GG. And this guy's probably gonna get Galio Bear. And now I'm just...
I mean, I'm not taking steamroll, that's how woven P-Dog, this guy's in my pool.
Oh wait, do I get my item right now?
When do I even get the item?
Oh, eight clear compants.
Oh, that's pretty good.
And...
I mean, Arley's aura on Acil is really good.
Okay.
I'm pretty sure it's his best item Loki.
Is it?
I'm pretty sure.
If it's not this one, it's Echo's Patience.
Marauder?
I don't really want to make Marauder because I kind of need more prominent items.
But why is this good on A-Soul? I don't get it.
I guess it's just 4 mana regen, 20 AP, and it just...
Like, how come it's... Oh, I mean, it does move around, but...
Like, it's all... I don't know.
Oh, I guess it's like, you don't have the middle your... Oh, it's like, you don't have the middle your carry.
And then...
Oh, also I can go work on three this game.
But fuck when I get... I don't know.
I'm hungry, I need to know how hungry.
Oh!
I'm a fucking beast!
He got another Gallio from his fucking... this piece of shit, man.
He got another Gallio from the... from the forecost drop.
Hey!
This has holding Gallio!
Bro, come on, man!
He's rolling first!
Okay!
I am actually certain that Aurora is better than Karma.
This Aurora unit is fucking broken.
Every single time I just play a random Aurora on my board, this unit just drops the fattest
nuke.
Aurora.
Like, look, you don't even care, I'm pretty sure you don't even need nasal too.
Aurora 2 is already good enough.
I'm probably actually gonna need to list, so I can be strong for one turn.
Meeksy, 4 Voyager, A-Soul.
Like you just busted damage on your entire board as well.
And then it's not like the primary carry Karla is even good anyway.
And then the...
I need, I need like any form on that end.
Uh, Starax plus, Starax plus two, Starax plus one, Sunfire, JG, I can voice have someone
else, JG this.
Let me get something good, I hope.
Another shenaniko.
What is this?
I'm going to use Aurora 2 and I'm going to use Aurora 3.
Oh!
Wait, I can actually just Aurora 3 this game.
Aurora 3, duo carry.
Starrac.
I mean, it's Sunfire for sure.
I mean, I need Anti-O first of all.
And then I'm going to use Reforging Cloak.
Because I can technically just go...
Okay, and I'll just move the Sunfire to someone eventually and I can go like
I mean, I'm probably just gonna go do a carry Aurora in this game, don't care.
And...
Void, Void plus two on Aurora.
Brabonons, whatever the fuck.
Bro, this...
Hey! Hey!
I could come on man
He's 300 keep holding them keep holding them. I just keep holding them
I'm just gonna hit anyway, right
I mean, I would be actually surprised if Morgana is even better than playing, playing, playing,
playing I would actually mind but it's better than or it's just OB man did he
hit no he has a really insult to broken he says keep holding it doesn't even
matter man he's a really insult to with Gallio
it just ascended it just wasted no no no it's it's it's the Morgana's better it
just it just altered nothing and now I'm me
although I don't want to roll because this can just hatch me the allele
should I just carry carry Morgana I mean I'm probably actually gonna go like
Try to go hodge over here
Also, I kind of need to make money
I'm not gonna see it one turn. What is this four mana regen?
I mean, I have
Four mana regen
I mean, this is just a bad beat I'm fighting orn 3 I'm fighting orn 3 some era 3
I mean, it's not, it has nothing.
I could have ASOL 2, Galio 4, and I could have still lose this one, man.
That was more useless, though.
I'm swapping back.
I mean, the random completed item lowkey is good, and I don't really want Felden, I don't
like whatever.
I probably went around with it, I don't know what to do with it.
The TK doesn't farm me?
The Galio too?
I am fucked.
Oh!
I'm back!
And I got a Bramble nest!
US!
I mean I don't even have to roll.
I mean, Breville actually sucks though.
Uh, amp?
I mean, it's probably Spoke Crit on a Voyager, yeah?
Spoke Crit on Voyager?
And I just go Void Staff?
Oh ho ho ho!
Okay!
Gee!
My board is actually nasty
He has five Asils. I think this is really bad. I just don't mind if I need to play this game.
Oh, good.
Oh, good. How is this expedition ship even balanced? It's not. It's not.
Oh, good.
I mean, I'll play Aesol if I can find one, except I didn't find one.
And it's not like I'm rolling, like I'm rolling for an Aesol, like, no, fuck no, I'm not doing
that.
I didn't do anything.
I'm not hitting an Aesol, too.
Wait, my board's actually good.
The problem is, I just fought the Riot Games Expedition.
Yes, yes, yes, someone kill him off, please!
He has five Aurelian soul!
Do you tip your delivery person?
Yes!
What kind of a question is this, man?
I'm actually a good person.
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, Jesus, pretty good,
all of this one.
GA Morgana, I'm in.
Oh, God, oh,
G.A. a rabidon, an adaptive, and a sunfire and a tear.
No offense, but you don't look like you did.
You don't even mean that.
I am the least chief motherfucker.
I am cheap to everything except for camping.
Don't get.
Oh wait, I guess?
Oh fuck, I guess.
What's it called?
Lucky item chest.
Uh, I mean, it's Adaptive Iron's ass.
No?
Okay.
G.S.
Allowed.
Bro, I don't need healing on this fucking unit, man.
Okay.
I'm not gonna just kill the front line. He's right.
I have a rebel vest against.
And?
G3! G3!
He hit galeo too. He's definitely not dying
We're gonna complete trash man I
Don't get it. I don't have a single a soul. I mean just going on rolling for one a soul man
I didn't find a single one and he's no way he's dying because he gets wrapped.
Five Asals.
I don't even know why he didn't go in for Asals.
I could not.
Oh, is even trout, isn't, oh, is even trout not even, oh my god, I'm sure I don't lose
it.
His even trout and his Sunfire, oh actually the Sunfire already crossed on it.
Oh
It's more broken
Oh
have a bramble vest against the ATB bramble item
gg
wait
gg gg
Wait, is he actually dead?
Oh, he or not?
No.
I mean this one one thing is also ass I mean I can go a soul over mouth by a
colleague like is it even stronger to lose this Aurora though I mean I guess
6 seconds not bad, right?
I mean, this is ass.
Well, I'm probably not going to move on, because the road is actually looking over the corner.
He's uh... what does this stay?
How nice it does.
I
Holy shit, I was like how am I losing to Victor too? Oh, I know how I actually know how I see it
I see why I lost
GG
You are ass
Zero asals and you got out please you are terrible buddy you ass
It's probably stronger, I look at the damage, some is not looking right, and also this item
is too good on A-Soul.
There's a Zed 2.
Oh, and the bramble is actually good in this.
Oh, this is good as well, actually. Wait.
Like, isn't this actually a good fourth?
I didn't find a single fucking AISL and I still went forth.
I mean, I thought we're gonna too, but like, for this we're gonna have to do anything.
I outplayed someone with a 300 charge cashout, radiant, gargoyle, expedition, galio, 2, 8.
I mean, how did he even die?
Who did he lose to?
Oh, is that 2?
Oh.
Yeah, also like he's just sitting there rolling for A-SOUL 3
when you can just sell, make Econ and go 9.
Like I don't get it.
I don't understand how your one life was zero gold
and you're just sitting there holding two A-SOULs,
losing 10 every single round.
It just makes no sense.
Again, it broke.
And he's just sitting there like grieving me,
but like am I really,
even if he didn't hold a single A-SOUL,
am I really going to sit there
and roll down for A-SOUL too when my entire board is upgraded?
Like, what the fuck?
I'm not even going to roll for A-SOUL regardless, man.
I'm supposed to just sit there and just,
the spike from A-SOUL or from Aurora II to Galio
or from A-SOUL II is like, it's big,
but it's not so big that I can just go from zero A-SOUL
to three and it just, you know what I mean?
Question mark.
My food almost here.
Heading to you, Gigi.
He's playing or not playing to win, they're playing to make you lose weight. I don't even think so though.
I think he might have actually just thought that he was going to win anyway, but like that's just not true.
His board is fucking trash.
Or it's not trash.
I
Tip on on door dash deliveries, I always tip $4
No, no matter no matter what what the what the price of the meal is I'm giving $4. I don't bear
That's it oh
What? Wait, it's 4BAD?
My Chick-fil-A is 20 bucks and I'm tipping it on 4BUS, it has nothing.
I have this conversation every single fucking time it comes up.
Listen, I'm actually certain I'm correct on this one.
And if you think I'm a bad person because I don't take percentage based on fucking
Dornash fuck you listen
If I go out and eat I will tip them 20% that's my flat
I don't I don't even care how the service could be fucking terrible
The food can be trash. I don't care. I'm still gonna tip 20% they're busting their ass out there fucking the
Bro like that jobs not easy. Yes, but I feel like when you go pick up food
It doesn't matter how much food you're picking up if I order an extra burrito
I'm supposed to pay an extra $2 because they picked up one extra burrito. Are we are we fucking serious? I
Ordered like a fucking a seafood boil, so it's like $60 instead of chick-fil-a, which is $20
It's because you had to you had to lift an extra like half a pound. I have to tip you with extra ten dollars pro what?
Are there are there any food delivery of people in chat here like when you see like let's say you're picking up
$60 worth of food and they tip $4. Are you offended?
Yeah
Is the rule of thumb wait, what's the rule of thumb wait? No seriously
You tip $1 per mile is the rule of thumb oh
Wait, I'm gonna start doing that
Wait, that's actually like that's smart. That's actually smart depending on where you order you tip $1 per month
Wait, that's that's actually smart. Holy shit
Because like sometimes I feel bad like ordering from a restaurant. That's like eight miles away
That is stupid. Wait, really? No, that's smart. Wait, what? I would tip like 50 cents every order, then. Okay?
Well, yeah, that's because you're a cheap-ass little rat. But I'm saying that, like, I live in the suburbs.
So, like, every restaurant's gonna be like 5 miles plus. But if you live in the city, like, obviously that's stupid.
Honestly, but you are a rat like I'm not I'm not like I I'm not calling you stupid anymore
But I but you are a rat, but by the way
If you live in the city it should just be a flat flat amount whatever you decided to flat them out
It should be a flat amount, but if you live in the suburbs
I actually think that's actually kind of smart depending on how far the restaurant is you tip a dollar per mile
That's actually a fucking good take like that's it like a genuine a good take yes
If you live in the middle of nowhere, you tip based on how far they have to drive, if
you live in the city you just tip a flat amount and call it a day.
You decide what the flat amount is, I mean I'm not gonna judge you, I don't care.
Your driver might care, but I mean I'm not gonna care.
Oh, wait, it's mountain.
Every time it rolls mountain, I never get TF, I'm tired, throne uplink.
I never get killed for it, or talent.
Of course.
No talent, what a surprise.
What a surprise.
I don't really want to make though, because I'm pretty sure I can actually put nothing in it's worth more than making 10 here.
A Zoe? A Jinx up?
I don't think I'm gonna make it here.
Alright, Talon?
What do you have for more evils, the more you should take?
Really? That's how it works?
So Jeff, basically you just tip in a million dollars?
Am I contested?
Wait, low-key I just go poppin' three, double poppin' three.
I mean, my items are so ass.
There's a Talon.
Like I don't level here and I just re-roll Talon 3 or Poppy 3, Poppy 2, 5 Meeple, Vhagar
3.
I mean let me see one round but it's usually actually pretty good.
If I see one more poppy or vaycar on me, I mean just look at my items, rod, tear, belt,
I mean I'm not taking those other dog ass options, but it's also useful hex, which makes it even
better.
I
Last loss
I'm there's the TF
No Ezreal all right, I mean with that
I'm out
It's also in the mountain, like it's actually kinda good, I don't even have the reportage
of shit.
How are you playing 2 taking the mountain?
Oh, I'm just playing Samira.
I'm pretty sure the mountain is the best one you can hit, but you just get the mountain
on everyone.
He's...
Right.
Alright, Jax, Orn, Samira, Anu-Nu, Bazaia, and then I can just hold Macy's in that other
I mean the problem is my items are so bad though.
skier of the tit culture and paid to work with a little wage stupid americans
kewin even if you're Canadian you are also stupid as fuck man i don't know what to tell you
also don't they tip in canada as well or no
yes i'm stupid too oh i don't think that's the reason you're stupid nobody
don't tear rod all right I need it okay it's you slow and it's all right I
just need gold I don't even think I would take I just need gold though
Oh wait, what the fuck, T-E-R-S?
Well, I'm not taking that.
But wait, what?
Is there a, uh, no?
Look, Penny Andrews spot. What happened?
Is that- Wait, he just got-
He just got the permanent HP on Cho'Gath!
I won the previous round.
I mean my board is actually good.
I'm pretty sure this board is like stable for a long ass time.
I mean belt tier, I need to save the tier.
I mean the rod is completely dead.
I mean rod is crown guard, except I don't even like crown guard on a horn.
I mean, I don't like Morello on the dude.
I don't like...
What? Is there anything else I can play? My items are legit awful!
Oh, Pandora? No, but Pandora's is not even good.
I also, like, the problems I need, you need money.
If you don't have money, you're just gonna go wait.
I
Tier belt rod cloak
Talon
To if I had this last one I would have won. I mean my board is actually gonna win like every single round
Awwwwwwwwwwwww
Is there anything I can play?
Wait, I can bust up that
that two tanky Victor
Victor Fizz Fizz
Mordekaiser, Allawi Allawi
Allawi Allawi Mordekaiser Fizz Fizz Victor Kaisa
That shit was actually good
I
Know my items are so bad
I think it's a bottle or
I'm like, I'm maybe I'm okay. I'm supposed to just pull open like I don't know why I need to play
Like the problem with playing. Oh, no, I have mountain like I need to play a board and everyone's open
I
Maybe I just get build up a bit or I actually depend on us here on this food
Also, I probably pass on
All right, I
To take he
I just don't play the sniper for my Samira and Jesus.
Love cloak.
pretty good. And the rest of my items are ass.
He was here the whole time last week and he gave us a bit of not money but business tips
like you should make gradually manager so people don't scam like I'm about to do. He
then asked where the restroom was because the bees begin to fuck him up and he went
to the restroom and he dined and dashed through the window. I mean yeah he's a known rat.
I
Get some money, that's pretty good. I'm just always people all
All right, oh
Man, it doesn't be holding through some errors though
Alright, I need pen doors or something man, someone help me.
Because right now I only have D-claw and then I have half nothing.
Oh, Care Package is pretty good.
Salvage bin, Stargazer.
This also gives a lot of reforges, no gap.
I got a BS sword as well, that's really good.
Alright, I'm back.
I'm actually back.
Cho'Gath 3 with second wind.
Victor 2 with double-shared Niko.
What?
I'm pretty sure my fucking ass is dead I mean you need children or teeth and then
You need last whisper or it's 8th.
And then honestly, should I just build Morillo?
Broad? Like what can I do with Broad Belt?
I should just build with this then.
But I feel like Morillo on the second smear doesn't even feel good.
You know it feels good, Sunfiregate.
Like Morillo's second smear before building Warped Online.
I mean, my items are actually saved though.
I got kinda lucky.
I got a shurikou, and I got a B.F.S. sword.
I probably won't make more of them yet, because I'm going to see Enamble next turn.
What I'm playing, I'm just playing Samira or I don't have a single Samira, or Ord.
I can just put a mountain on my Samira, the emblem gives 15 AD and AP and then it also
gives an extra, so it'll be 27 AD and AP, that's not even that bad, it'll be.
And then I can just swap it later.
Pivot into a fast-sait, why?
I'm gonna pivot off the most broken cop in the game, the place of dog shit.
I think I would rather have Ornn 2, Sabira 2, Ornn 1, Sabira 1, than play some fucking dog.
And...
The storm hex. I mean I got a belt. Is that good? I mean if I got a belt then I'm making
brawl for sure because I can still play around the belt. Is there an orn? No. I can't make
fucking warbong and playoff broad that I'm not the FF. I'm a low key. Morello, Morello,
I mean Warbong's D-Claw is actually insane.
But I'm pretty sure not having anti-heal is abandonable events. Abandonable,
That's probably fine.
Banable. Banable.
Probably going to the Banable.
And Banable.
Alright, I need a bow.
And...
I need a bow and something.
I have a question.
How come I haven't natural a single copy of Orn or Samira the entire game?
How is that even possible?
Wait, how is that even possible actually?
What the fuck?
Hello?
Oh
I'm gonna sell the bigger before he gets mad so he doesn't hold my shit. I won't hold his
See it's a team game
Yeah, no one told them to stop. What's the play good? Is it balance? 2-1? Oh, it doesn't matter.
But what? You're playing severe or arduous. This shit has a baseline average in the low 3s.
And if you hit 3-star, it averages in the 1s. Oh, wait, no, no, I think it averages in the low 2s.
That's pretty good
Three free rolls pre-load the seven. I'm not even poor anymore 56 HP. I'm guaranteed to make the stage four or five
And or
Another orange a Samira
Any drops a Ziya, I'm as I have in San Diego
Orn Orn
Ziya
Samira
Choujin equal.
G.
I don't even know why, bro.
Oh, another Samira. That's pretty good.
And then it's the fucking care package,
or maybe I need another Shunminiko, folks.
Oh, another Shunminiko. That's what I'd like to see.
And what's this last one? It's for GD.
And GD. And GD.
Okay, it's a mirror too. And then I have what? This?
I can play double jacks for now, fuck it. Morgana, double jacks.
Morgana, double jacks. Morgana, double jacks. Double jacks, double jacks.
Declaw.
Morello, Belt Chain, Glove Chain, BSWord, GG, GG.
I'm actually gonna go Guardbreaker and then not have...
No, I need to maximize... Oh shit, I need to...
I need to maximize the chances of either getting a...
Oh wait, no, GS is the same build as...
I'm not gonna just put that for now. Also...
I'm fighting all in man legit all in to sure he goes five or I need
I
What do I even need
Loki I could play double morgana
I mean I'm quite another role until another one do or at least another I mean I don't
I'm not taking past this man fuck you also I need a new new and Shoujin last whisper
a gs
Victor 3
The game just started man. It doesn't matter. I'm still three lives and I I mean it's actually good
I'm fighting victor 3 here because that that means there's more Samira's and orange for me
Except I haven't seen a single ordin 30 gold probably more actually five ordin four Samira to share an ego
Okay, another one
Until double Samira to and then I'll just wait for one turn another Morgana
Also, I need one new new where my board out. Okay. Nice and then post I'm just gonna send it
Also, why don't I just put this on here for a rating item?
Is that even better?
For space groove is 12%- I mean, top of the house that's pretty good.
Alright.
I'm 4-1-2-3-4-5-6.
I am 4 copies off.
That's 30 gold, 4 copies off, is that enough?
I mean, Ari probably isn't gonna give stuff.
It's fine. Oh great, new, new fucking 2 man.
I have nothing.
I have no new, new...
I mean, I'm fighting a little Blanc 2 and a new, new 2 man.
Is this even that bad of a loss?
23
Okay, a free up here's not it doesn't matter
Eight free rolls I can actually hit here I can actually hit I
If I there's a guy with Victor three men come on
Also my chick I just feels I think my chick filet has been sitting outside
For a good like it I don't even know how long
Gigi, Gigi!
Alright, this game is over.
I can't!
Soraka's Miracle?
Oh, yeah.
3, with 2nd win. This is even better. Just look at my setup.
And I'm still like 7000 lives.
And I'm also getting another care package, but honestly like getting us the mirror to move out of here is kind of nice
It's not true here, let me see oh it was it's been here for 20 minutes arrived 525 p.m. Yeah
Hello?
Ah, that's good enough. Please, my lady. And then maybe I can level next turn.
Howdy, Rurus 3.
Hopefully, I don't get that shit, a cash out that gives, uh,
I don't get that shit, actually, I think it's not a full item.
Oh nice.
I think I'm getting another mountain plus one, so I'll be at six mountain.
12% of the time, it's easy.
I thought he was too good or whatever.
Now, the die-o-she doesn't do anything about damage. I'm just gonna, like, I don't care what the fuck I should.
It's Morgana. This is Morgana 3.
Alright, and now I just AFK until level 9, and if I somehow lose a round, then maybe
I roll until Zyatt 2, but I really don't want to roll until Zyatt 2 until this guy dies.
Because he's also holding 3 Nunu.
But if I can somehow go 9 Blitzcrank and then just play double Nunu, and then I also get
another what's it called
the new doesn't cause it is what it is. I don't know.
And, if you dead? No.
This 3 Ezreal 3.
Level 9 Ascension.
The Ascension's scary.
I
Rolled raging deep on I think it sparkles it
To tanky GG. Oh, he's dead
I don't want to roll I it's Ari's
But also, I'm gonna have no one to put the mountains back on, so I kind of...
I kind of need to level, actually.
You can't even put mountains on, like... I mean, I obviously can't even put them on there.
But I would have to take out double orn if I want to actually use the 7th Mountain.
So I'm just now just not in the level, and I'm just in the level.
And I'm just playing like Mountain Jane or some shit.
And I probably won't play the one in the new.
And then, uh, you know, GD.
And then I get 7th Mountain, with, uh...
Hopefully, I don't lose, because then it feels like I want to roll.
Please, Jax, it's shit, I...
I mean, it doesn't even matter. I think I won this game like a fucking whole stage ago.
I don't even know why I'm not eating my triple A.
If I win this round the game is for sure over because I got my emblem on on on 62
against the mission.
Damage QSS.
Oh, I ordered a solid Bracero.
But that's when she's sleeping.
How much magic damage did my team do?
Like none?
I mean, there's nothing wrong with red buff for attack speed, that's right.
I'm about to fucking dig a spike.
Cause I can get a blitzcrank.
This is my last option, sure.
I'm probably not playing double because I need to play
I don't know just play mountain
6% DR
Hello?
He's pricked it!
Hello!
Oh it won't work, it won't work
If you put double Blitz and you put Stargazer on both, it doesn't register too.
I mean, I have enough removers. I'll show you next round, man.
It's been like that for... I don't even know how long.
Double, new, and drop jack. It's not even stronger. Why would I lose vertical? Like...
Oh, oh, no.
Here. Ready?
Alright, I was at 7, right? Ready?
Fuck you, man.
the
Oh, can you print a copy? Probably.
Did you do the Golden Echo? No.
I mean, surely he can't hit. I think you've already printed one recently, surely.
I mean, there's nothing wrong with that in the last one, so we're bugging.
I
Did he hit
Oh, he sold
I wasn't joking, but that's nothing.
Bro, this two tanky augment, it doesn't even matter what your items are.
I mean, I got kind of bailed out this game.
I got dropped like Chereniko and BSWord
and Chereniko plus something.
But like when you hit the board,
I don't understand how you're supposed to lose.
I just don't get it.
How can you lose?
You can't.
During level seven is seven space,
oh no, not three space group.
Three space group, literally doesn't do anything.
It's seven space group, that's good.
I mean, it's it's just good that it gives a.
The Chick-fil-A sauce and the Polynesian sauce.
Let me see my camera. Just look, just look.
Oh no, I didn't eat my chicken yet.
No, the chicken strips from the chicken strips from Chick-fil-A are so fucking good.
I feel like the chicken tenders from every fast food is just trash after you try to Chick-fil-A one.
I can't justify not getting a sandwich why don't you get a sandwich and just get chicken
tenders on the side because I feel like sometimes you get a sandwich and you're still hungry.
Trust me.
Just trust me.
This is not an ad by the way.
If you have a Chick-fil-A near you, and you haven't tried their chicken strips,
and that's not your Chick-fil-A, or better yet, right now,
just order or go pick up the chicken strips.
And if you don't like them, just fucking ban me.
Just fucking report me.
Like this shit...
Like relative to like McDonald's chicken nuggets, if the baseline for chicken nuggets is like
Wendy's nuggets are like a four out of 10 McDonald's nuggets are like a six out of 10.
These are like a legit 9.5 out of 10.
Honestly, it might... No, no, no. The chicken was good because I've been eating without the sauce.
But with the sauce, you get Chick-fil-A sauce and you get Polynesian sauce.
Come out and play.
Tomorrow's the last of my words.
I'm not going to be able to get through this.
Nice one, man.
I'm not even enjoying the food, I'm just trying to eat it outside the closet and watch my
hands.
Every time I eat food, I just do whatever I fucking need.
I just ate four chicken strips in like a minute.
Honestly, you know those speed eaters?
Low key, I could be a fast speed eater.
I'm pretty sure I could eat a Chipotle burrito in like 20 seconds.
Okay, probably not.
Probably not 20.
I could either pretty fast
Now that one's not even good you actually just get open on
I'm playing Brokely Roam.
as nsob every game and then doesn't take the end of it I can't that's really big
that's really big that's really big you can only catch that shit out in gold no
joke who the fuck is an open you're telling no one in your lobby I think
only in gold are players playing timebreaker in trying to kill units you
just sit there and open you just sit there and open you just play your stupid
I'm playing infinity protection into all the frontliners in Kaisa, and then I'm just going to put it on Fizz.
It doesn't actually sound pretty good.
I'm going to play with one finger, because I can't do it really.
Let me go watch my hands, and then we can hit rank one.
Loki just cut the two in the shop.
Did that beat?
I'll talk to you later.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to be way too cool.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
This side might be the worst they've ever released, then don't play.
Then don't play.
Rage bait.
Is that our reporter?
You don't have to play.
You don't have to play
What even is the board I haven't played this real shit in so long
I mean it's easy or anything
That you'll get
Like isn't this board like the problem with this board is the cap is high but I feel like your mid game is terrible
How do you get three items for for fizz three items for orn and then three items for kaisa? How's that even possible?
No, but the thing is, it's like, if you get items, if you get items, how do you hit the
resource. Sixers in five. Wait, did the sisters win? Wait, when did this last goal today? No.
Abramus! What the fuck? I mean, that's pretty good. I mean, the Abramus doesn't really do
anything though. There's legit no diff between Abramus and Poppy. Like, straight up no diff.
Like if I couldn't if I couldn't make 20 here, I would have just sell this no joke
I mean it's not gonna be on my board for another decade. I'm just my board like my board. It didn't kind of good
Well, if you use it why this is I mean you it's just an item for fizz it's an item for fizz and I play one two three four five
Or not not poppy. I play five frontliners and it's an item on this
Like the problem the problem with this calm is it's straight up
Like, free cost free roll meets infinite money, yes?
And then especially this comp, when this three is good,
Kaisa three is good, and Ornn three is good.
Or like, your tank is good.
If you go items, you're not gonna have gold,
if you go gold, you're not gonna have items,
like, you need that, and then it's also a fizz item.
That's pretty good.
But I'm pretty sure this is like the best possible
over you can have.
Three prime ordean, Cho'Gath, Kaisa,
and then that actually has to be.
This is probably the best over for this comp.
But uh, hopefully I'm not randomly contested. That would not be good.
I think the Dark Star guy is gonna hold three Kaisers down.
But like when you actually get to the final board, this board is fucking broke.
Alright, challenger, 16th level, Marauder.
Surely I didn't level the moves, right?
Oh, what the fuck?
Wait, I didn't even know I got this one.
Eh?
I need a space scroll.
Wait, honestly, why don't I just pivot then?
And I just pivot around my envelope
I'm not taking these nevermind. I think I'm still not getting these rolls
This is rogue plus this is
This is challenger plus
How this is dark star plus dark star plus
How do I get this envelope
I need Gwen, and I just drop... it's just Gwen over Briar, and I'm done.
And it's probably like some... is there a challenger thingy, y'know?
Tree, tree.
He got rolled to Bastion Stargate.
On the board.
What the f-?
He's playing TF Rero, and he got the BORER BASTION!
How is it? Wait, how is that even possible?
Wait, what?
Nova, Marauder?
Challenger Nova.
primordian challenger, maces. I'm pretty sure I'm still playing kaisa with hedge fund
and it's actually good. I just hit my tower board with it. I just sat at the stage anyway.
So you just play T everyone and hit all three of them. How is that even possible?
How do I even see my cash out?
I mean, Fizz is pretty good.
Rogue, Space Grove, Replicator with Liss, no Jinx, I mean, I'm taking Fizz.
I'm playing real for sure.
And I'm just gonna pray that the emblem, I'm just gonna pray that the emblem is good.
If the emblem's not good, it is what it is.
This doesn't work.
Okay, I mean, I could just catch it out on level 7 easily.
because I can just play this with vanguard and it's already done.
Or I can play like, I mean I'm pretty sure the natural board already catches it out.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, anything it does.
Yeah, yeah, I'm not actually losing 2 more so I can just catch out, I can get the recorder.
And then I also get better items.
And then I just win out.
I
Just just just say they're reach me say no throw it no no no
I'm 50 HP. What the fuck is this?
I'm pretty sure on like 4 or 2 I'm about to just load in with restart everything.
Space Grove Sniper
I'm gonna roll, I'm gonna start early next turn. I mean I'm just chilling, I'm farming the remover and I'm farming the two components because I need IE and I need a mana item.
What was this Kaisa again? It's last was her IE plus 1. Was it blue buff or was it chill?
I don't even go to IE for this, I don't even go to WC, but I'm kind of doing this now.
Oh I think it's no mana actually.
Oh it's Chia's that's it's RIE.
Oh yeah it's no mana.
Alright, this cash is out.
Wait, do you have to play it on a player combat?
In a player combat?
What the fuck?
Okay, well, I mean, then I should probably just roll for my board then.
But what happens if I don't find karma?
I'm sure they're gonna find one karma.
Can I even catch it up without karma?
With this board?
Oh, karma.
Alright.
And then I catch it out, then I have Sunfire, plus...
I mean, I need IE.
I mean, I'm probably going DV always.
Sunfire, cloak, chain, tier.
BF, tier, chain.
I didn't hit IE.
I can't.
I think it's fine.
And I'm probably going to use my torture now with my emblems.
All right.
I mean, it's just free, it's just free, wait that's insane, wait that's actually insane.
lessons on because it gives a good AP that's pretty good and then it also
benefits from also two reporters are what am I going for tier chain cloak
tier chain chain reports G what I get tier cloak tier to do to do to do to do
fear and what I get I'm in Hodges pretty good and then I just go for a close item see
But it starts the fight with like what's a cold because I have this triple shoot
It shields six minutes
Yeah, we howl have four crisis
What the fuck I
Mean this guy broke this guy is legit cheating man
This is not, look how he treat, treat!
Why am I even trolling? It's not like I'm going true zero this turn.
Okay, he's playing TF-Rero, right?
He's playing, where is he?
He's playing TF-Rero?
He has Jax, TF-Katelyn, and that's Stargazer?
Rogue?
Bastion.
Okay, I mean I'm rolling I'm rolling this one for sure. I mean I have 70 gold surely I can find three ornans and four kaisas, yes?
No, it's fine. I'm about to win out. I'm actually about to win out.
This comp is ass. This comp is just straight ass.
The tax feed on... I'm gonna have to go echo.
The problem is, like, this board is just never good until you have 3 star legit everything.
So is the comp actually good? No.
I can't.
Like, if your comp's only good at 3 star everything, that's how you know the comp is ass.
I miss a rash.
Rash-3.
I didn't hit!
I can't.
How?
I have hedge fund!
I have how do I start the game with two Kaisas?
How the fuck do I have a total of-
Thank you.
Yes, I should hold Kaisa.
I'd like to throw it.
Okay.
Thank you, yes, I should hold guys, I'd like to throw it.
How is this even possible?
I don't get it.
Wait, let's rune to my next item.
One more roll, then I can sell.
I mean, the Darksword probably has three, but that's it, man.
I don't understand.
How the fuck is this even possible?
Where's the Dark Starlight? How many does he have? Where is he? Where is his motherfucker?
How is this even possible?
Is there even a Dark Starlight? There isn't!
I don't get it. I don't get it.
Wait, what?!
I
Nice man, I
Don't know how you can possibly miss. How can you miss the seat? How how?
How how?
I need Kaisa 3 man.
I didn't hit Kaisa 3.
I can't.
I
Was I'm doing get
Game 3 per LA 20 armor 20. I'm are that's pretty good. I
can
I
Have I want you guys to know I
I have hedge fund and I didn't hit kaisa 3, how?
How?
I don't know, I don't know!
I started the game with two Kaisers by the way.
My board is actually good if I have Kaisers 3.
It's dead.
How is this my fault?
How is this my fault? I don't get it.
Yeah.
How?
Oh
I have hedge fund I have I have hedge fund I have hedge fund
It's not a single class of gone, not a single class of gone.
The dark star plus one guy wasn't even playing six stars star
Oh
Okay, they sold you four fits after really three digital for shake bro
There was a three cost and set one shake-o that was so broken that you could you could top four with shake-o one
Oh
It was set three. Oh set three I rolled a hundred gold
For one shake-o I can't even pull up the clip. I'm not gonna know fuck that and I just I didn't see a single one
I didn't see a single one one copy of the three cost. I just asked it was a tournament game
I
In fact, I think it was my own orings tournament and I just said fuck this. I'm out. I'm not playing that shit
Like no no no like a holy holy fuck no no no that is just how is that
Wait how I mean guess I'm complaining about variants in a variance game, but like how man how
No, no, no not watching don't care no
nope. nope. nope. nope. nope. nope. nope. nope. I wanted to have a look. how? I started
the game with two Kyso's. and I hit Fizz 3 before my fifth Kyso. I saw a ninth Fizz
before two crisis I that has to be a bad beat like it actually has to be a bad
beat man
shouldn't have made ras three buddy you shouldn't type
oh god
how is that my fault?
I love you, so where did she fly, boss?
How?
Alright, wait, actually, wait, honestly though, I have a question.
How did I have hedge fund?
And not end the game because...
Wait, how?
Wait, what?
Oh my god.
it's the fucking mountain this shit is ass you just if you just lose streak with
mountain you just were ford to rumble
I don't have it, BF Chain.
I'm dark, I'm dark.
Is someone a mountain?
Open not.
Jacks.
Rod BF Chain Gwyn.
Rod BF chain Gwen rod BF chain Gwen various echo
GD GD I
Didn't look at the one on the left side
Star star Gazer star Gazer
I need a talent.
You can check the other Arbiter combos after you click the left part.
What do you mean?
What does that mean?
you can check like you're not locked into the left one oh oh to see which one oh
oh yeah oh yeah oh wait oh is the other one better I'm just gonna go leo to three
as my as my as my do take this game yeah it's not that need I need I need I need
I need a I need a talent it's gonna be so delayed this fucking stargazer man
ah bro no cuz I'm like if you're wrong you're not even guaranteed to hit I need
check no I can't I can I mean I already have one like it's I'm already ahead of
tempo like it's actually fine
what does this guy have when an Arbiter feels damaged 10 times they
gain 10 man out he's actually playing for the tuber what are the odds for
I have 4, 4 times 12.
Alright, well, they don't give me the, uh, the owner, I'm just gonna say it's about the,
cause it is.
Cause I gotta hit the owner, but I didn't.
I could have won the lottery, but I didn't.
And...
I mean, it's fine. I get it on 4-3 instead. It's a little delayed, but it's still good.
Ahhhh, it's just the first. My tank's always gonna be good, because I'm just gonna have
a Leona 3-4 free, and then I just have a high chance of just farming an extra 1 gold
a turn. So I basically have my start, my spreading
roots is basically going to net me a Leona 3. It's gonna give me on average 1 gold a
turn. Not really, it's gonna be on average, like,
Or not on average, but it's gonna net like an expected 0.6 something per turn, and then...
And then, I also have this Stargazer emblem ahead of time.
Not only that, it just gives me an entire line to play, because now I have Stargazer early instead of Stargazer later into the game.
G!
Am I contested? Nope.
Sa-Bow, bud! You sound like a dumbass! Sa-Bow, bud! An arrow.
Setsuko, you're just not a good person. I mean, it is what it is. Fuck you.
Wait! It has to be a bad beat! Where's my Leona?
I mean now I'm getting three armoured and that has to be done bro took star
level instead of 40% wait isn't this higher than 40% though or no
Are we?
Sa-Bow, bud!
I'll hit the leona 3 eventually, who cares.
Are you a fucking moron?
Not really.
No, this set's actually good, because everything is so broken, every game you just try to play
some broken shit.
In this game, I hit one of the broken shit.
See?
Checks!
Checks up!
Wait, let me get one though.
Is that even good?
I get one?
Jax!
Jaxa!
Well, let me get one, though.
Is that even good?
I get one?
Wait, is it an extra 12%?
Eh, yeah, I thought so.
Still weird.
Uh, if I get a Lulu...
I mean, do I really want to lose Egon for it?
Probably not.
I don't really care.
I mean, I already know my games...
I mean, I already know one of the games.
I just sit here and do nothing for the next decade.
I'll see you on, uh, I mean, I just stacked stage four and then I guarantee you on stage five, I will not lose a single fucking round.
J?
No, no, no, no, no!
No!
I don't get it.
My mountain's too translate though, but I mean it doesn't matter since it's over.
My mountain's too translate though, but I mean it doesn't matter, since it's over.
Reforger, I'm not going to reforge the armor or later you'll be in.
Am I- I don't know if there's just gaga.
This.
GG.
I can't.
I have one more forager.
Do I even want to report to the other team?
I don't know.
I have one reforger. Do I even want to reforge the Arbiter? I'll probably reforge it on Stage 7.
Caitlyn 16th level. Can I make Yvonne?
I can only make 50 if I win and 5 removers.
Yeah, you probably do have a higher chance of being able to, but if I don't hit, it's
like whatever.
I'd rather just give a trait to my tf, I think Warlord's Honor Mace's Will, I.E.E., whatever
the fuck, side effects, when an ally gets healed they deal 1st or 4%
Kintsu is so fake for Zyah, ah!
Good one, chatter!
Let's just build nothing then!
Let's just sit here and not make Kintsu crackin' when it's a good item!
It's just not necessary, it doesn't mean it's fucking bad!
Like, ah, nah, I got stung by the ascension on both sides of the station.
Alright.
We're gonna get Samira, Alulu, 12 armor and MR.
I'm going to have a fucking HP on my board.
Alright, well, if I lose this restaurant, I'm not going to be very happy.
I am not...
Okay, please, please, please, please, please, please, please. Save me the Calcunic restart.
Go, go, go, go.
No.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I can actually beat this guy.
This guy, this guy, this guy is like, his frontline is so bad.
Alright, I did it for the Leona again, man!
Ahhhh!
I don't know.
Well...
Passed by 20, a 4.
Come on, come on, come on!
Something good!
something good something good I can use a lot of for costs like actually every
single one except for like galeo like all the mech shit I don't want I don't
want karma either there's karma here which is I'm not gonna hit it here
he's actually pretty good
I mean, he's actually a big upgrade.
24.
And I didn't move on this here anyway.
I just love to beat this side. Okay, surely me on a me on a me on a me on a me on a me on a
Okay, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm pretty sure Urgot is better than something.
And I just play backline Urgot with what does 6 star user do?
12% attack speed?
I mean, King or just for sure, but errrr, I just don't even have Chalder in.
I mean, surely if I get too cracking it's better than...
Do I have Nova?
like Shirley this unit's not that bad and I've built the F
I didn't farm Leona here, are we?
If it's not farming Leona it's too gold, I could have made Econ then!
fucking piece of shit as I mean I'm still down to not reinforce the armor for a
little bit though I mean it's it's still like on average one goal to turn in
no law over something a rest in eight rocks a vanguard six target is what
12% of that speed I lose 12% of that speed but I gain shred and bastion I mean
I'll be doing that.
All right.
Moukai, not playing this shit.
Hold onto this garbage.
I hold onto this.
No, do not display vertical.
And what's this?
Nope, US.
And you trash as well.
All right.
Something good, please.
A jacks.
A chain.
Hints of Kraken DB.
Even Trout, Crown Guard, BB.
How much does Stargazer give?
It gives, uh...
Like, eventually it's gonna give the 12% health, some durability, some armor, MR, and that's
I'll probably just pull it on an item.
But I just want to give you some magic and know what I'm going to do with the thing.
Alright, how much do I roll in here?
Probably until 1, do you know?
Loki, is this strong enough to just go 9?
Nah, I'm sitting on Jack's Bear, that's pretty good.
I can't use my forager though, cause I'm probably a forager in the long run anyway.
Exclusive customization,
Abandal leaves,
the Lucky Glove,
Tiny Bit Deadly,
Attack Speed on everything.
I mean, I don't need more items, right?
3 tank, 3 item.
Hold the line,
4 frontline slots, fuck you.
And not that.
BFL.
I mean, how many traits is my Final 4 gonna have?
Probably a decent amount.
Honestly.
I have a fucking I have a fucking I don't even know what I have
But I don't really want to roll more because I can just go 9 with BFL.
I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
I'm pretty sure I want to play...
Oh, I can play this with the roll.
I'm trying to play uh...
No I need to roll into one Zyra. One Zyra is actually too big.
I mean no, one Zyra is too big of a spike. I don't want to close.
I'm sure that I can find one fucking dumbass Zyra, right?
I can just play Ezreal.
I can drop Hrendara. I just need to do anything. Fuck you.
Alright, and then I can play Talon over this, and then I can play Stargazer over here, and then I have to play that, and then I can play Stargazer over somewhere, over...sure.
And then I just go Gensu, Kraken, Adebe, and what's this? US, hold, and two starters, it's too much expensive, and 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
I mean that's pretty good!
So how come when I- how come when I have- ahhh!
When I get oraphoremic, I get Sona, and this I get Blitzcrank fuckin' 2!
I mean it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, the issues are fake, how many Nunu's are gone,
that's what's gonna matter.
Cuz it's your new god, I mean one new new over over what's it called in the morning good?
Five cost shop I really have every quick bears
After three after three rounds no
Zero actually down zero yes one
three, four, five,
Bona four.
Two free rolls, one.
Let's finish this quickly.
Two.
I mean, I can go Nasis three.
It's not even that shit.
Alright, well, I don't really want to roll because I can die in three turns.
It's at the Xyla 1.
Oh, boy.
I'm selling Nudur at 9, I mean I'm not playing Nudur on my final board man, you need his
ass.
I mean, except it probably will actually be final board here, let me assign it to them.
And one?
I don't want to use the second roll after hitting the gen, seven stargazers, what, 6% DR?
Is that even better than 6% DR or Bastion?
I mean, it's probably Bastion.
Rage bait?
Oh wait, oh, I have- oh, I have BFL!
Oh, fuck!
It's rage bait, it's-
Kaisa 3!
No econ augment! So how come the last game- Wait, wait, hold on.
Wait, so how come the last game I have hedge fund and I have nothing?
I have still two lives, it doesn't even matter.
There's what the sentient did you.
Man, yeah, whatever.
Oh, god...
I mean, I actually have to roll to the diet too, but this guy is one life with two newnoos.
And this guy has three ribbons like I might as well just stock one more man
Rod Rod Glove Glove. I'm probably gonna keep Arbiter for the thingy.
I'm actually about to win out. 60 to level.
I have the Sack 2.
I just need to wait for these fuckers to die and then I can actually roll.
And then 2 turns I'm about to spike.
Here, Glove Rod Glove. That's pretty good.
It's like I'm fighting one of them and I'm important to Ashley good I just probably won't
desire to man.
Hopefully I kill some more units so I'm not just one life.
Okay, one of them died, one of them died. Okay, nice.
You might be the only one who thinks, wait, what thinks what's good?
I
Hit
How do I not have Zaya
Wait, what?
How?
How
How am I true zero one two three four five? I'm the Dark Star Replicator. Give me a list.
Give me a list, GG. Okay, now stop crying LeMau. Oh yeah, let's not take into account every single fucking
round I lose because I don't have Zaya too. Let's take that into account actually. Let's just not
I just I just load up with absolutely fucking nothing the entire game
Don't worry by the way because you hit at one like
GG
I just I can't I can't
There are zero Ziya's gone zero and I can't hit the Ziya to
I don't know how J.J. is not even bad, is there a mana item I can go, I mean I can go
Starax? Yeah, fuck it. How bad is this? Does this unit actually do no damage?
I feel like Nunu is going to cast a Vardimus, it's no bad item, if it's Nunu cast twice
it is what it is.
And also I probably need to give...
How do I...
Let's see.
Like should I just hot-jig you my fucking dumbass Lulu?
No, no, that was a fluke.
That was a fluke.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, that's pretty good, Darsaur replicator.
This time I gave Shed some of the taxis.
Is it looking good?
Wow, that's sad.
It's a lulu one man.
Was Nace's due damage?
Wait, isn't that actually sad how little damage it does?
Oh, Lulu too, Lulu too, that's good.
I mean I feel like he's in a capsule, he's in a melee.
Nobody's strong as fuck man.
I've got to actually go 3 on my here, it's not even bad.
I'm going to have to guard, hodge, I mean 1-9 I'm sure.
Alright, whatever, fuck it.
Surely it's not that bad.
If I die, I die.
5.6 that's pretty good
Wait, I just realized, how can you cash out, I mean it's 11-3-year-olds, but I'm pretty
sure he had Animated and already been to the Cosmic Leastarts.
How did he even hit Blitzcrank 2 when there was an Oral Farming Blitzcrank 2?
So how can you hit Kaisei 3 faster than me?
Theantkaisa3 faster than me with 0 econ augment.
I have hedge fund.
I don't get it.
Not everything in life is about wealth.
Also, as Mountain asks, how come my board is so bad?
And like here I actually made it to the cap and I still lost.
If you were to compare Bronze for life with 5 traits, it's already better than most of
the fucking combat fuzmatics and I had seven before I went to eat.
Oh my god.
I don't got it.
How is five traits?
If six traits BFL is broken, five is just trash?
If six is broken, five is just randomly trash.
trash I lose three armor and mr. No, no, no, that's it. Holy fuck, man. You took
broads for life. You don't have you don't have six treats. Well, this is just it.
This is a waste. What a waste. Oh my god.
Oh fuck, man. I think any god of a god of the work break or not work on how to
work. Six is fine, but not broken. All right. Nice try right. Nice try right employee.
I didn't even know that the mountain stats are ass.
I should probably look at the stats.
It's a critical mass top.
I mean yes, but the thing is, every time I play it, the stage 4, even if you hit everything,
Your port is so fucking bad.
Oh, God.
Like, if I hit Nudu 2 and Zaya 2, isn't that actually fine?
I'm fine.
Oh, I'm tired.
Hmm. Hmm.
I'm tired.
I'm dying.
I'm raiding in fields.
I'm sorry.
I wonder if Darth Doofus is going to play a single unit on his board this game.
Probably not.
We are lower LP than Emily. Lock in. Wait, really? Let me go check. Oh, whoa, whoa, chest.
She's 10 LP.
10.
Your true LP is Emerald 2.
And then what is Emily's true LP, please tell me.
If mine is Emerald too, please let me know.
Challenger.
Alright.
He says it's good.
How about you just team up with Emily then?
If my true LP is Emerald and hers is Challenger.
Let's finish this quickly.
Is there an Ezreal?
No.
Don't be jealous just because I'm better than you, you're approaching 40, settle the
fuck down.
I can't.
Welp, tear a cloak.
Ezreal.
Do you have any other phrase you used?
No, not really
Graves bro, great is not even good thing
I'm kind of down to a four vanguard with graze and I just go to AP build, I don't have the
AP build like the mana build.
Shoujin?
Last Wispah?
Plus what?
I mean that was actually OP.
Is this still IE even with the uh, even with uh, I mean it just takes forever, it just
takes forever to upgrade it.
You need to cash out with like, you need five turns to get it and then you also probably
need like more upgrades for a dash or only nine.
Is there a vanguard?
No?
Arvador?
Vanguard?
Wait, is that something to like the Shogunjo?
It says it's Shogun BBIE still.
I mean, if that's a really, like, guardbreaker, that's gonna be, you made it to stage 30.
And you probably, like, have, like, the double upgrade when you have my precision and the other one.
It's, like, sick. It actually hates this fucking Shogun.
It doesn't have to take too long to get going.
Oh, good.
I'm good.
Is there a vanguard?
I'm at atrox 2 now.
Uh, plus this plus a colony.
I mean, I could just play this and just play Nova.
I'm down to put the melee build if I have a...
I don't have to play trust, I guess.
Yeah, it's Garza playing a unit, but what the fuck?
Holy shit, he's actually playing units.
I mean, he's doing fast science as well.
Ah, great.
I think I only bought Openers.
Alright, I have Belt Belt Bow Cloak Tier.
Belt Belt Bow Cloak Tier.
Okay, honestly?
Bro, no one's going this stupid ass fucking Shogun build if I have no more front lines.
If I go Shogun build with no more front lines, what the fuck is going to be my front line?
Alright, if I have Last Whisperer plus a deer or plus a bow, I don't know, wouldn't this?
I don't understand anything anyway.
Alright, Last Whisperer GS plus what?
I probably don't even need that much money to see him, but maybe the people I beat, I
I lose two, I lose two, and I beat.
Ah, sports team.
Role up wing.
This is the first time I'm going to start the game with more than 20 issues with Orpharming,
but I don't think that's true.
Because I think starting that stage I'm just gonna lose out here on the bottom.
Do you have a chart of best comps?
Oh I don't, but my friend said to go duds, he was thinking about starting a YouTube channel.
All right, never mind.
Uh, GS player on belt.
I mean ribbon I'm back and then I can also like ribbon mason so I need to go go back and find the
what's it like the idiots
All right GS last whisper plus what?
QSS GS losses or QSS
Finally, some DFT.
I just need Econ.
Low key, I can play like...
Is there more than one Shurikastion or is there only one?
I don't really want Hux.
But I don't really want South, I mean my others are fine.
I gain a Shoujin on Zed and I cap around... I mean I don't want this.
I gain a Shoujin now and I get a Zed with the G.A.
No.
You must! Okay.
Oh fuck. I clicked the wrong one. I can't.
No man, I already have no G.A.
How can you play this game without G.A.? Please tell me.
How can you play without G.A.?
How can you play Zed without GA?
You are fucking shite!
How can you play without GA? I'm not even low, I don't have anbils.
Tyra's magic, putting this one on his back. Wait, really? The seventy sisters can beat the Celtics?
Bro, it's the first quarter, man!
Oh my f... He scores one bucket, bro, he's putting this shit on his back. Like, bro...
Is this rage bait?
Wait, what does 3-Rogue do?
Nothing.
Why am I not playing Caitlyn?
Wait, is this space?
Oh, it exists.
No, it's not.
Alright.
Go.
Ah.
Can you make a low-key Twitter account and let me know so I can tell you slips?
Trust me, you don't want to tell me.
I'm just a blind man throwing darts.
This is the healthiest I've ever been with aura farming.
I'm pretty sure I'm actually going to be able to scale my Graves this game.
GG. GG.
I have a bow, 12, petition health, 8, 8.
I mean, I actually would prefer getting R-E though.
I don't really want the health.
I need R-E or a mage.
No R-E, GG.
I think the Exodia Graves, like late game,
It's the one where you you have donkour with mana in a shogun that graze you just sit in the in the in the back
And you just all every auto it's fucking broken
But I mean I'm not playing this game
But it's actually broken
Another second one I am like
Also, I'm bored doesn't even spike until
Like a wind pod stream
He's got a fucking scan it was like a gig a second wind and it is how to mark the holy shot on this one
TV
All right, I mean I just need to get a I just need to get timebreaker in on 4-1 because I'm probably gonna sack
Until I get my grace timebreaker
I'm 96 HP with aura farming, this shit is just too boring man.
Zed would have been so cool since aegi attic pair of 26.
I would have lost probably every single one of these rounds with 50 HP.
I would just be 50 HP for fun.
Why?
Why? No GA? Just look at the second wind value. Just look at the shit, man.
if I if I have like half GA component I'm in is there a space growth or not space
is there no just give me this fucking timebreaker man because I'm pretty sure I
also need to roll a little bit on a my front line is just gonna get run the
fuck over timebreaker timebreaker
Wait, how is Gensu when I just sit in the back, like an idiot?
Is there a timebreaker?
I mean, Hodge is also insanely good with uh, with a colony on my board.
How about this Rogue plus?
I mean, too much damage.
But I kinda wanna...
I'm kinda down to try the right build, fuck it.
Yeah, fuck it.
so why don't you attack twice
and then maybe this bastard is just whinning around probably
yeah I don't know if it's whining around
I'll see if Tom can shoot him
I only have three items. I mean, Radiant TG is that good? Golden Gamble is that good?
I mean, I get a Radiant, but I also want to buy two Radiant. I'm trying to invite you
to set the wind up, man. I'm trying to set the wind up, so if you burn Slayer with...
I don't have a kid, too. One more second wind. What's my frontline?
I'm pretty sure I don't have to roll a single time with this mount guy actually.
Is my board actually good?
I just level for, uh, I just level for Graves as soon as I get it, and then I just stack
this stage while I upgrade my, uh, my Graves.
And then I'm gonna lose every single fucking round, but that's because I'm sitting here
upgrading my Graves, and then after my Graves is upgraded, I'm just gonna level to 9, and
I'm just gonna win out, and GG.
You're so broke!
Okay, I mean just look, just wait one second you fucking idiot!
Just wait, just wait.
Look, just look what happens. Just take a look. Take a look. Take a look at this.
GDV! GDV!
Does this have healing right now? What's its hex range for?
Gintsu, last wizard, GS.
It's over for the scissors, DJ Edgegum is hurt.
I don't care.
I mean, no, I mean, I don't like, I like them as a player, but I don't care about the game,
man.
I'm locking the TFT.
I'm officially retired.
Wait, this backline Gensu graze with this frontline doesn't even look bad, guess?
I mean, I lost this round, but that's not Graze's fault.
He doesn't have a single fucking upgrade.
Zero.
Not one.
My frontline is a Maokai with no brawler.
No, Paulie, it's retired, nope!
And... I mean 12-goal is pretty good.
Uh, okay, I'm out of time, that's also really good.
I can also go Gragas, and I can... I kinda wanna get rid of this stupid ass, uh...
Actually, the Nova Strike is not even bad.
Where is this?
When does it proc?
Six seconds, and I just get a second win?
About game?
I mean, I've already have a colleague.
Chance to attack twice.
I'm down.
Fuck it.
I mean, I've never played Master E. I mean, I'm down to play Master E, too.
How many removers do I have?
Three more?
That's it?
No.
I'm probably, I'm trying to move lots of stuff to someone else and I'm probably just gonna
drop, I mean I'm probably gonna drop a truck as well.
And I can just keep lots of stuff in there.
But this actually looks good.
What the fuck?
Wait, this looks, wait!
This crate actually looks good!
Hello?
Forcing
What they keep painting what happened?
Attacks send two fragments to attach reduced
30%
plus one ranging 10 AD
Wait what is it?
High key double tap into triple tap. What's the- what's- what's triple tap? What's that? I mean, I'll- I mean, I'll listen to you. What is it?
Double tap into triple tap. What's triple tap?
3x
Okay
I mean my front line is in no-kai one, man. The second one's not even a block
Actually, just stunned the entire board and no, no, it's a Malkai one man
I can go like double GS and then I can QSS my frontline. I'm down down
What's triple tap 18% chance to attack thrice is that good?
It's a rebel up what the fuck is rebel I've never even taken away. How do you know this this tree?
How do you even know this tree who the fuck tastes this one?
I'm sacking
QSS.
My frontline is a Maokai 1 still, but every turn it's 56 because I'm already.
I've seen this graze mugged me twice, but he had Gigafrontline, yeah this is not Gigafrontline,
But it will be Giga frontline momentarily, because I can drop everything.
I'm probably just going to keep Maokai, but I can drop Atrox, but I probably might just
play Atrox anyway.
Gen 2.
Gin, Pair, Fiora... I can't drop that until I get...
I... not even gonna play that one. Okay, Malkai too. Am I back? I'm stuck with his board until...
I mean, it's not even... I mean, it's not even that bad anymore.
He said I'm fighting the cash out
No, this oh, I mean I'm gonna sell I mean I need to play
22
Okay, what is it? What is it brevup game 8% that's good
But I have a ginsu
Bro don't fuck you I have a ginsu man fuck you
All right, how's it looking I'm fighting to take you what's it called
All right, I have two more removers.
My second win didn't proc again.
I cannot.
Read Revup Plus.
How do I read it?
I don't get it.
I don't- wait, how do I read it?
Rev-up plus. Game 5 for each attack against a-
HUH?!
WAIT, I NEED REV-UP PLUS?!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
I mean, the second wind valley is insane.
I'm getting my entire board new.
I mean, I wouldn't have even made it to the Rev-up plus anyway, man.
I'm just dead
I don't care man.
Look, if you're gonna update me on Gizmo, I'm gonna update you on Gizmo, and I'm gonna
Sixers 10-0-1, I don't care man, like if you're gonna update me on games at least update
me.
They 10-0 ran and they're still down 5, bro, the Sixers will be lucky to even win half a
game man.
Bro, they're so bad, they're so fucking bad.
God, Gracie could greed items and auto win with Caster Graves, wants to win instead of
lose streaking so slams items, L, E, ghost, and no, no, Gracie is a really good unit.
just an amazing unit. Better player is only playing around my head and he
actually still averages a 4.7. This unit is really fucking good. Amazing. Amazing.
Amazing.
I'm tired
No, I don't like you for a line. It's not even that bad
I'm tired.
I'm probably going to stream until the DRX game.
rx against KT my fucking networked is on DRX no cap if this misses GG
GG
KT win KT bro fuck KT man Peter what team is uh is is Peter on nowadays
Ari and echo
Talon this quickly is there an Ezreal I can't even see cuz my my chick play drink is blocking half my screen
All right, let me sit up and I can't see anything
Echo on Caitlyn equals broken she a specialist
What does the echo want you to do for
I will remember your name, and shout it to the heavens.
Caretaker's ally, Ari and Echo. Kickstart.
Bunk!
Like this tier one, like I can't even click these. Honestly, lunch money low key.
No, my opener is ass.
But I'm pretty sure lunch money...
Okay, these guys' ports are actually good.
Where I get?
NAR 3.
Is that good?
NAR 3.
I don't have an Ezreal.
don't have an Ezreal. I don't have an Ezreal. Or a Poppy. Why don't I have a Poppy? Yeah,
you may not have a Poppy. Every fifth attack, launch, returning to the target, that travels
two hexes. It meets the type of healing per second. What's the best, uh, that means it
has to get into, right? If I want to go Nara 3. I mean, I can actually go Nara 3 because
I can just print it out.
Puppy? Ezreal?
Wait, is NAR that bad? Or, I suppose it's Dishes, idiot. NAR. Three items. Three, oh, holy shit,
this, oh, this looks bad. Oh, oh, this is, this is fucking terrible. Holy shit. The moment
you put three items on NAR, it just instantly skip to the 5th.
That's real.
But that thing is dark.
I can't even slouch man, I just drink, actually I just move my drink.
What's XGG?
What's that?
every single one of these openers just get a gig of lute orb
I can't.
Again.
I can't.
It's usually just gold.
Maybe it's like item sometimes.
Talon, Pike,
Briar,
Talon.
You're all ass.
A loli? Malkai?
What the?
Oh, oh, oh, let's go to the uh, okay.
Alright.
I'm playing Baygore 3, my favorite.
I'm not gonna stamp Bluebuff though, since it's water from another second mate.
Are you trying to use?
Nope, I'm not.
In fact, I'm trying to win.
Larfin with the gnar, I will be selling this piece of shit.
One, two, three, four, five.
Anima?
Open?
Oh, uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Open? I am on a two-win. What the fuck am I animating?
I have to open all the way until stage eight to even think about, like, bro.
Ah, my fucking god.
Yeah, yeah.
What's the item? HP?
I got some blue buff, I can actually win this round, but I don't even like blue buff, it's like half shogun half shiv, and then it's also half ult upon items.
But I probably can actually win this round with blue buff.
I would have won for sure, but we can still win.
I need one more ult.
I lost.
I'm this is a blue buff this man I can't there's too much good stuff I can
make
all right also a blue buff sucks like the item were actually good I
would make it but the item sucks and I can't make like half the like it was
It was boobuff. It was boobuff. GG.
I don't understand the set bro it's so bad then don't play how many times
to have that then don't play I don't care if you think it's bad I like the set
just don't play I hope I get an item augment because I'm kind of done this
while items I really don't like I know like blue ball player on chain and then
rod but then like blew up a guard that sounds straight up awful spreading roots
ever a forger I mean it gets me a reporter I guess
yeah fucking Nardo 3 I got psionic and bambard
I mean, I'm not going to ask for that speed.
I need the Gragas.
He's even stronger than playing Syonic and Vanguard.
Like I could just play, yeah I could just play Victor and I don't play, what's the other
Another
allowing Mordekaiser.
And I just don't play Gnami, and I just play 4 psionic.
But then I just have a vanguard plus one.
Is it, or I could re-roll?
Like, do I want to just push, or am I just...
I guess I just don't play Rast.
I mean, I'm kind of down for me.
I don't play Rast, and I just play 4 psionic, 4 vanguard.
But that sounds good as fuck, actually.
Well, what's the point of playing Liss?
I can play any Shepard.
So I'm open slot there as well.
And then if I find Sona, I basically have an open slot.
I can also just stay 7 and re-roll for Victor 3, except I don't have a single Victor, so do I want to do that?
No.
Also, I have BFT or Chain, Vanguard, Scionic.
This, Meepsy...
I
Found a Victor pipe
Okay, so this is for Vanguard, and then I want to play Sona if possible.
How many Traces is this?
It's probably already strong enough to play, like, who lens do...
I mean, it's probably tier-chain, I lost.
I've lost.
Like, do I really want to play...
What if I do it around me?
I can also play Blitzcrank.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I still want to play Wrath on my board, though.
And then I can...
But I also would... No, no, I need to play, like, Master D.
Or, Orabragas.
And then I can also flex Tumkinch, because I can play like Gragas plus DK, and then not play this, and then I play Sona as roll.
What is Gragas? ABCD...
Gragas.
And then I can also play like...
I mean, I technically could just hold Nami on the roll down and not play...
I'm pretty sure that it's not my strongest board anymore, I'm not playing this, 52, I might
have to stop one, but I probably would just play Rass, it's still a lot of trades, can't
be on scale, I'm gonna have an extra AP carry though with these items, Loki I just play a
I have random ass fucking mastery on my board and it was a really fun game.
Honestly, don't I just re-roll Victor 3? I have two victors now.
I'm sorry.
Cyanic plus that Vanguard. Let me see my augment.
I'm in the fast side, it's not even gonna be strong in the victory though, is the thing.
My level 9 is, like, I get an open slot with Sona, but like, I think it just depends what
I get here
I mean I could go try effective but I
Clockwork accelerate or portable forge
I just wasted a fucking ESP, lovely.
GG, GG.
I mean, I'm definitely playing this dude too.
I have a fucking pankey out of my board.
I mean, I need Victor too.
I don't even have victor 2.
I can't.
Chain, glove, poke.
Chain, poke.
I don't have victor 2, but I'm pretty sure I can actually play ramvex later.
And I'm pretty sure I can play karma as well.
Oh great, we got him here.
I don't even have a lousy 2.
I should have stayed on 7.
Why the fuck do I even level up to 8 ever?
What's the point of level 8?
I mean, I did not just miss Victor,
because when I hit Victor, I'm done just double.
Brawler with Gragas, Pention.
I hit Mastery 6.
I didn't find a single victor.
Shepard, Alawi, 1-2. I can't sell Nami too. My board is ass. My board is ass. I open sell
Raz. I mean I can't roll anymore. My board is done. I'm just gonna sell Raz plus 1. No,
this is just a roll. This is a roll for victory. It doesn't matter. I go 9 here. I go 8, roll
Roll for my dual carry? Like for what man? Like just look at my board, man. I don't get it.
I don't get it. I just tossed the game.
I can just roll for victory 3 and call it a day. It's not like I'm skimming to 9 ever.
I have to roll infinite. So why don't I just roll on 7?
Yeah, I don't know why I even think about it, bro. Like why would you ever go fast 9 when you would just sit here and press D like a dumbass?
I don't get it. Also, this unit doesn't do anything.
Oh, God.
I mean, I might as well go and hide now. I can't. Except my frontline is a one-star piece of shit.
I'm going to play this at 9th problem gargoyle on this GD I can't
Like even if I go fast nine and let's say I go fast nine and I hit blitz two and I hit blitz two
morgota two is that even stronger than just sitting here and rolling for victor three no it's not
I
Could hit everything and it's still weaker
I don't
If I get Sona, I can just drop Gragas, and then I can also drop this.
I mean, if I can find that, I'm actually not even that weak.
Like not only, like sure if I have Jhin 2, Vex 2, Morgana 2, Blitz 2, Nudu 2, level 9,
to it's stronger I mean no shit man but I'm pretty sure I could have won like half of these rounds
and I'd be at 60 HP and then on 5-1 I would have victor 3 and then I can go 9 anyway I can't
I can't
and then I'm probably just going to drop mmm I can't drop conduit but now I have these
fucking items. Now like I was gonna go, I was gonna go these items on Blitzcrank. Shit.
What is this, Shepard? And it's not even Voyager. I was gonna go these items on Blitzcrank.
So how do I do it?
I drop four Vanguard?
I'm back.
I can go move items to Rod Chain, BF Chain.
And then I just my forge a BF.
And then I just go like Archangel G.S.
Taking something to level.
And I'm just like...
Just look, just look at my squad.
Just look.
How the fuck am I making tonight in this game?
Please tell me how I'm making tonight.
Please tell me.
I mean, I made it tonight, but like, not really, man.
I have three items on a fucking
Denami is back denami is back
Uh, JG, I mean, I'm pretty sure it's actually just Pog on this even, okay.
And this is my board.
Pog champ, level 9, guys.
I don't get it.
I don't even know why I even think about even trying to flex anything.
I just sit there and roll for Victor 3. That's, I mean, it's my fault.
Zero Victor's? Who cares? You're just gonna sit there and press D.
Who cares?
I mean, if I can find Sona...
Now I need to go find Blitzcrank back.
And then now I can play Blitzcrank over this.
So like if I made it to 9 with this board, Soda 2, NaGi 2, Blitz 2, I mean it's stronger.
But uh yeah too bad I'm dead.
That's unfortunate.
Medallion TF, you just sat there and pressed D.
No, this is my fault.
This is my fault.
What am I doing?
What am I, I mean, no shit, it's my fault.
What am I even doing?
Like the moment you even try to play the game,
like yes, yes, it's my fault.
But it's just the game is so straightforward.
The moment you try to do anything
That's even slightly off meta.
You just got Giga punished.
I have Psionic and Vanguard.
I will be sitting there next time.
I will be committing to my board on 2-1.
Bass9 from Morgana, 2, Jin, 2, Blitz, 2,
whatever the fuck 2.
Oh, this guy has Expedition.
You lost anyway, GG.
Let's just sack! To lose anyway!
Aw, I don't get it.
I mean, I do get it, man.
The Sixers are winning, K3.
Really?
Holy shit, the Sixers are up? How?
See you at zero soon. Oh, I promise I will not fall for a single game. This game actually
just it just clicked after experiencing a game like this. Holy shit. I am back. Holy
shit. I am back. I don't think you understand. Like does this like you know the game where
I had medallion tf and you're sitting there thinking like oh maybe I should go maybe I should go fast nine
And play like Morgana to Jin to Vex do
Or you can just sit there and press D like a fucking dumbass and hit when to brass to
Hrox three or one three Hrox three and you win the game anyway the guy level nine with blitz to Vex to
Graves to Jin to Morgana to
didn't kill a single unit on my board. If your cop is broken, it's broken. It doesn't
It doesn't matter how expensive it is!
Oh, I'm good at it.
I'm good at it.
Wait, the queues are faster today. Yes, the people caught up.
Even your masters!
like I will just show you I will not buff or a single game starting now I I
I can guarantee you I can commit to my comp on 2-1 and I'll top for every game.
No cap.
There won't be a single bot 4, not one.
Zero.
I'm fucking edge-wrong on the fuck of you.
And I mean it's actually a bad beat because
and anima doesn't even do anything early.
Even if I have anima on 2-1, it doesn't even matter.
You're just gonna get griefed.
You just play timebreaker anyway.
Who the fuck cares?
What the fuck does anima do?
Oh, that's right.
Fucking nothing.
Absolutely nothing. It's gonna get griefed.
But the thing is, let's say I 5 loss, and then I play Anima on 3-1.
Oh, what's this? 300 anyway, GD!
Alright, can't.
Okay, honestly, if no one opens all of the golf with that one.
I mean, I'm not clicking this shit. I don't even have the scout.
I like just look at my like like why even think about even clicking that shit?
All of those left to average in the fucking 12s. I'm not clicking those so I'm just gonna click this
And you know what if five people are open they're open. It is what it is
Like it's just the game is bad like it don't even don't even try thinking about doing anything else and
Well, hopefully I lose. Good luck everybody. Good luck everyone. GG GG
And now I'm just gonna open get a 300 charge and just play any fucking board I want if I get if I get if I get
Battle Bunny crossbow, I'll play Zaya and if I get if I get anything else I'll play mech
GG game solve GG
Not do nothing else. I hope I I hope people open or the game is too difficult or or the or sorry not too though
Or the game is too easy
Fast nine for every three-star legendary in the game. I think not. I think not. I think not
That's how you throw you just sit there you put the fries in the fucking bag
The game is straightforward as fuck probably because I have 300 fucking games later already
But I'm not bitching
What the fuck are you on about dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot?
Weren't the way Ezreal, Legion of Threes, dot dot dot dot dot dot, Soraka Eve, I,
K. Rod Glove. I mean, it's actually bad that I fought that guy. I want to be as low as possible so I can get this before I do.
Yo, slam me up on him! Slam me up on him! On this one, man! I might actually kill this unit. I mean, I am.
Did I actually win?
I think I won! How is a Laulia 3 cost?
Um, okay, honestly it's fine. I made 20. That's pretty good.
I just don't understand how this unit is a 3 cost.
And then this guy's full open.
Alright, it doesn't matter. As long as you cash out a 300, that's all that matters.
Must I pull up the stats?
A battle buddy crossbow, a tier 2 weapon by the way, averages in the ones with a 60% win rate.
A 60% win rate on a 300 charge cash out I can't.
Also, I never, I never double, I never do this double scene planner, but honestly,
I never do this double team planner, but I'm actually gonna do it this time because I just want to show you how easy this game can be.
How do I make a new one?
I don't get it.
You are something else.
Oh, do I have to put like a unit on it or something?
Why is there only Zed on this one?
Oh, oh wait, oh wait, oh wait, is this like a unlock or something?
Oh, oh, what the fuck?
Alright.
Alright, let's build the uh, so if I cash out into anything, if I cash out into Crossbow, I'll play...
So let's go, have I cashed out to this one?
Oh, oh, it's this, oh, I'm stupid, okay, sorry.
Bro, okay, whatever, Jax, Mordekaiser, Rast, Samira, let's see, Anulu, Xayah, maybe Oramis,
maybe Immacational Orn, and so this is Team Planner number one.
What else
And then let's make this one
And then this one's going to be
Uh
I mean you can play like morta kaiser i'm the default but you probably gotta find some legendary. Honestly
Ergot, this, this, this, Tom Kench, and you just slot in the Legendary to museum, alright.
And then, you just choose one, depending on your cash out, and GG, and GG, and GG, and
GG, and 20 points at half, I don't care.
I'm not getting over forger, man.
Oh!
I'm 1 HP too healthy.
I don't get it.
All right, all right, all right, and hit our gods, that's not terrible.
Can you go for 400? Let me just show you guys something.
Let me just show you.
The difference between 300 and 400.
Do I even need to show you?
There's literally, there's not a single fucking diff.
It doesn't matter. There's no diff.
Tier 2 weapon?
Tier 2 weapon.
At 500 you get two tier 2 weapons.
Like, it doesn't even matter. You get an extra gold, like, who cares? 500 is big dip, but like...
I think the only... If you can make it to 400, you can go for it, but it's mainly because you hold 300 and your 300 charge fucking sucks.
If your re-enterage fucking sucks, and you can make it to 400 with like two lives remaining, then you might as well just refresh it.
I mean here I can go is it uplink I mean low key you can BFL into into Victor if
if there's no Victor players and I don't think there are but I can also just epic
roll down and nah I mean I'm like I'm I mean I didn't even see epic roll down
all right bet I'll be taking that cuz I'm just gonna reroll for mecca the other
thing Gigi
He didn't open, right?
I'm not gonna semi-amble though, because I mean, the Asian literally doesn't matter.
I just want to see what my catch-out is.
Alright, two more, and I see the 300, but the thing is I might actually go for 400, because I don't have a recorder.
And I might get a recorder, but I'm just gonna have to stack 4-1. And stacking 4-1 is not that good.
I had a 300 yesterday and it was kinda lame, it's probably because you chose the wrong
cop.
That's probably why it was lame.
You did not play the right cop.
No disrespect though.
The items themselves are not broken, it's the items like in combo with certain items
that makes it broken.
There's only two comps, honestly.
You just choose one of these to mech,
or zaya, mech or zaya, mech or zaya.
The problem with me going to 400 here
is I have to I would have the sack until 42 and it's just like not worth it I'm
ready to take the risk I'd rather save a life than take the risk of
then take the risk of like losing a national life
I mean it's not a mech player, I mean this one never.
anime is broken but good players play it not you little bro okay if I talk
for this game what are you gonna say these are things this is my ultimate you
can you can easily just get animal on 3-1 anyway
lucky
Alright, hopefully I get a weapon.
I mean the three that I want, this guy has two galleos.
How?
Okay, well, anyway, the ones that I want, I mean, Loki, I could play Zaya, it's Fountain.
Fountain Zaya.
I mean, I know I need the battle, whatever the fuck.
I mean, it doesn't matter, honestly, I'm, I don't know what I'm buying here.
Yeah, I would have to stack two more, and I, if I stack two more, I mean, honestly it's
not even that bad.
But then I don't know which combo I want to play
Crossbow I mean this is good into mech like this one's actually finding to mech and I just play mech from the spot
All right, whatever that would on the stack too
And then now I just go here and G
This is probably the 3rd best one, I mean it's still good though.
Cyclone is BAD!
All right, why don't you just check the stats? It's negative like 26 or some shit.
Cyclones is bad!
I'm not just gonna reforge it and then just get fucking annihilator or some garbage man.
I have 23 rolls.
Miss Nunu too this time.
Graves.
The machine is ready.
You are not interested.
He's a death.
The world is my beast.
Where's my easel?
Leave her face.
Karma 2.
How come I did not see a single man?
I have three rolls left by the way.
I...
Okay.
I have a cure on my voice roll though.
I have 3 rolls left.
Golden Gamble.
Retribution.
Baron's Lair. Bronze for life. Baron's Lair.
2 rolls. 1 roll.
I solved 1 Gallio!
Last Whisper. I mean, it's actually good.
I mean, I could drop this for a Fiora, but 28.
I should have just sold the last turn.
I find another Galio, and it's not a pharmacy, and one turn.
I don't even have a soul paired with epic roll down.
Oh wait, I have, oh fuck, I have, I have psychotic, oh fuck.
I built, I built voids that.
I can't.
I mean, it's fine. I mean, it dies anyway, and then it's backline.
But...
How do I ha-
I have epic roll down!
And I have two galleos in one easel! How is that even possible, man?
What the fuck is this?
Hello?
Okay, allow, it's up on A-Soul 1.
Are items on Karma better than...
That guy has the D3.
What is this guy doing?
Are items on karma better than, uh, Aisle, if I set a natural tooth?
You were roll- oh no, could you not get repeat, but also like, I don't even want to roll anymore.
I'm willing to roll for Aisle, Pair, on the next Tompenshin.
Uh, I think...
15, 20, 23, dealing 150 damage to any 4 second skill, 10% increase damage to something, something, something.
I mean, on average here, shouldn't I have Asil do?
Yes.
I cannot.
If they take Eve and get Aesol, you're being held hostage.
No.
I don't think anyone got the A-Soul.
35 AP what so buddy so where I mean he's playing reroll man he's playing
Reroll fucking Ergot. Malkai. What? What? It just, it just killed my entire board.
It's not even meched when I hatch it in one turn but that's if I
I don't understand how I can have epic roll down.
I roll got neutrals and I have one A-Soul.
I say people click expedition, load up to level 8 with 10 gold and just A-Soul 2 Galio
my augment I have I have two econ augments basically to be stuck with
I have epic roll now I should be level 9 right now with everything man
I mean, if I don't need this fucking, my losses are in 7-1?
7 corki?
Okay, too late.
Ribbon 3!
Oh my god.
I mean that doesn't even matter, like how?
I mean if I rotate into ribbon 3 it's fuck yes, but I don't understand how you can say
I even did anything wrong this game.
I have epic roll down, I have epic roll down, epic roll down.
I could be level 9 with another fucking legendary on my board right now on average and I wouldn't
have lost any of the rounds I should be 30 HP right here but instead I'm 17 HP level 8.
So not only am I down at an entire level, I'm also down...
2 tankies, I'm gonna kill it.
2 tankies, 2 tankies, 2 tankies, 2 tankies.
2 tankies, 2 tankies.
2 tankies.
Wait, you can get offered? Wait, you can get offered 2 tankies on 3 too?
Holy shit.
What did you get?
Stargainter plus one?
In this matchup, it cannot be good.
Last time, this need just one shot my entire board.
And my entire board is dead again.
GG.
Kahuna, Guna.
I'm G.
That has to be the line honestly.
And he fought a clone.
Yo, good game everybody.
Good game everybody.
Epic roll down by the way.
Epic roll down.
And that doesn't even matter, like a for a 40 or 20 volt
like 20 rolls on eight like I don't think you understand how many rolls 20 rolls on eight is because
Usually like let's say you level to eight with 50 gold
If you level to eight with 50 gold, and you're like, oh shit. I'm so rich. I'm rolling 50 gold
You're not rolling that much gold because you have to buy the units. I'm legit and rolling 20 real rolls. I
It's like like these 20 rolls is worth it's way more than you think
it's the equivalent of like leveling to eight with like like like 80 gold 80 to 90
gold like that it's not the equivalent of leveling to eight with like with 50
gold like level a 50 gold is already good enough but it's it's it's way more
because you don't even have to fucking you don't spend money on the rolls and you
Nice choice, how would you...
Oh, thanks.
I don't think I'm going to be able to do that.
You know your place
Like does that make sense like
No, actually though like for like the newer players, I'm not even trying to rage bait
I'm not even trying to like I'm not even trying to like just sit here and complain
I don't think you understand how illegal it is
Like, if you're level 8 with 50 gold and you roll down, if you actually just go and watch
the bot of how many shops you actually saw, I guarantee you it's not even close to 20.
Unless you're at 100 something gold, you 100% did not see more than 20 shops, and it's
not close.
Unless you somehow just didn't buy a single fucking unit in any of your shops.
But then at that point, like, you're like...
If you, if you were to just count how many...
I mean, this game on 4-2, or whenever I roll down,
let's count how many shots I roll and how much gold I have.
Yes?
How much gold I start with and how many rolls I act, like, how many shots I actually saw.
Because I guarantee you it's not a lot.
Nah!
Oh my god...
No, it's because people think that it wasn't a low roll.
Like how can you have-
No, my bad.
No.
I've got this space time on lock.
Oh, my god.
I've got this space time on lock I'm not clicking those I can tell you that
I don't care. I don't care.
I'm pretty sure though you can actually play in Serpent, I'm pretty sure you can actually
play 5 Serpent.
Is this just crit orgy?
Actually I guess my galio might be 10 years attacking burst.
And then I'm attacking the fucking GG.
GG.
And now I'm plusc, and GG.
And GG.
Well I'm not actually bugged but like I would prefer to lose, unless that's how I win the
next round.
But I'm pretty sure you can actually play Stargazer Serpent, it's actually good.
Don't get, don't get.
You can play like Dark Star Nami or Serpent Nami but it's probably like you just play Serpent Riven, but if you play Serpent Riven you're just going to be playing, you're just going to be contesting Riven anyway.
Because this guy's URF and he's playing either space grove or he's trying to space grove.
Why he's so upset about the shuttle? Really the most orange part of this game.
I get that it's frustrating to low roll but it happens. High rolling to low rolling is part of the game.
Okay, thanks.
This is the Stargazer or Space Grove?
Serpent.
Doing it.
This is the Space Grove that's a Stargazer.
that's a stargager
I don't think I'm getting the reporter or the end goals, GED.
nobody not like that I should ask you got enough to wait you are
all right I mean whatever I cash out I'll probably just play some copper on
that garbage call it a day
I said I'm not getting another afforded because these guys just opened
I mean, at least I'm even out of BXP now, that's pretty good I guess.
A bug chain.
Nova, Bastion, Brawler.
I can drop Timebreaker for one turn to cash it out.
I mean, did I just win the game?
with this, uh, with this A-SOUL, probably.
And that's like, lower with some bullshit, but...
Hold on, that doesn't happen.
Ezreal, Time Weaver...
Alright.
I need a Fate Weaver replicator.
a brawler, I mean I guess I'll play Ergot, plus an Akali, so I just need to, can I play
Gwyn as well?
I'm not like Gwen or something?
Psionic Voyager.
Gwen.
Stargazer.
I mean, I need to catch this out, I wanna catch this out so I can figure out what I wanna
play.
Like, no.
Like no...
I'm a dirt nock, it's just RNG.
Chogat is lit.
Is that enough?
Yeah.
Do I even need to level to play it?
I'm not gonna just lose one gold so I can just hold because I'm pretty sure Gwen is like I want to hold
this I want to hold ergot I guess I don't have to hold this but Akali I probably want to hold
And show me the good news!
Okay, I should have won it, I can't, I know it's good, I want more 4, I want more 4.
Alright.
We have got 3 scrolled.
Alright that's actually really good, uh okay I want what's it called items, I'm probably
going space Grove I could also go Vanguard on the dude and I can just go
BT.
I mean surely I get one from on item.
and then a voice staff is really good half half whatever it's called voice staff
GG here GG GG
I don't have to go show them GG GG
AHHHHHHH
Isn't the spot kinda boring?
Hmm, don't think so
Space Grove.
Appentheon.
Sea Ribbon.
ABCD.
Uh, and I can hold Mewmoo as well, I guess.
You know what? I've seen your epic roll down. Bro, I have Timebreaker in and I have Pervidential 4-1.
this guy's money hungry with space girl plus one what is this guy space girl
plus one I mean I can't even I have to just sack the four golden and roll of
equals they're all gonna be on I mean it's not even that it's mainly just
whoever hits blitzcrank first you hit blitzcrank first I only see one for
or cost.
I just need gold.
I'm gonna quickly double-acle.
I'm gonna do the red matter.
And I missed.
Samira. Millield.
And I missed.
And then I guess.
I feel like that's a lot of shielding, probably nothing to be honest with.
The only problem is that I farmed an automatic EXP, so am I really going to stack one?
I don't think I have enough money to send it on neutral, so if I need the 5 gold and I need the 4 gold, I actually need the 9 gold.
But if these guys have econ, then I can't...
I mean, this side doesn't have econ, so if he wants to send it on 4 gold or on neutral, so you get it.
But at the same time, this side kind of has econ, and I have 4, I have 7 free rolls here.
Honestly, I'm just gonna say fuck it. No, I can't I have no money I can't I
Won't even be able to like roll. I I roll three times and I'm out of gold
I don't think he can actually roll that, like if he decides to roll a neutral, I don't think he actually has that much gold.
And I don't think Malola has that much gold either. Or maybe they do. But I don't think they do.
Well, I mean, I mean...
I mean, I can't. I roll once I'm out of gold.
It's a it's permanent role because I got to from a time breaker
I mean, he's level 7, he's also level 7.
That's right.
I'm guessing 3 gold.
Except I didn't see a single, I didn't see a single ribbon.
I don't get it.
Space Grove on, I didn't see a single ribbon.
I have items on what's it called.
I didn't see a single Riven.
I don't get it.
Where the fuck is it?
I don't have one Riven.
And I also don't have an Asus.
But honestly I found the Blitzcrank, so maybe I'm stable without it.
I'm rolling until never mind no I'm not I mean I'm pretty sure the sports actually stable I don't even need ribbon low-key
It's alive one mommy, but I mean my tea taken farm it for me
Club tier club chain warmogs Dan guard
Oh nice, not me too! Hog Champ!
Riven 2, nice! My bad!
I didn't see a single fucking copy and I rolled on 4-1 like it didn't even level to 8 man
Assuming this stupid-ass Tom Kench can hatch me, assuming this dumb-ass Tom Kench can hatch me a uh,
uh, a Nami, uh, my board's actually insane.
Cause the thing is, like, I found the Blitzcrank, and that's all that matters.
Like, this Blitzcrank unit is worth, like, ribbon four.
I don't give a fuck if EU ranked it- aww great I missed again man!
I can't. Like, what the fuck?
This fucking carousel shit is so fucking stupid.
I don't understand how?
Like, they just, they can just hit and I can't?
Alright, good, I'm back.
the unit just takes too long but you're too low and then the unit just takes way too
fucking long to actually like get good and then by the time you actually steal you're
I'm already dead, like this shit is just trash.
Oh no, he's playing Victor, so I mean, he wants Nami eventually.
I mean, he has three Nami's, he reinforced him into Nami,
which means he waited until 4-2 to roll.
This guy's playing Victor, so I mean, he has, so that's, uh, and then this guy has one, so there's six.
I have 7-8 and he's holding a Nami, so there's one ribbon left, or one Nami left.
But if this guy dies, honestly, I might not even roll, because maybe my Tom can just farm me.
He's...
And if I just hit Nami 200, it's winning me.
Like if I hit Nami 2 and go 9, I would just win the game.
I mean just look at this, look at this rhythm, this doesn't even look balanced.
It has 170-80.
I'm pretty sure the Shen shield prompts the Vanguard 5 times already.
He's right.
I mean he's not dead, but...
Congratulations.
You have earned my credit card.
I mean I probably do want 3 items though.
Uh, actually this is fine. Is this from an AP or AD?
Was it- is that-
AP?
Oh, quick.
Oh, there's actually a lot of gold. I'll take it.
Also, does this even do anything? I start with 15 AD and AP.
All Grubians start into something... something...
I each... grant... eh, yeah, whatever.
Don't care!
I'm not taking 15 man. Fuck you
Reforged quote or felt I kind of want I can be card player and redemption is pretty good though
Alright
Alright 60 52 if I lose the round I can level and hopefully this guy dies
Urbot 3
Ergot 3...
Okay, I'm biting him. He has a Ergot. I mean, this guy's kiss-y.
Does he have anti-heal? He doesn't have anti-heal! I can't!
Wait, my Nami's dead. What? I'm dead! My Nami got one shot by Gwen!
I can't. I can't. Hello? I love it for sure.
Alright, well if this guy dies, I just win the game.
There's one left, unless he's sold, oh there's two left.
I mean, if I can survive this plus one turn, I win the game, yes?
I'm dead.
Because if one more turn...
In one more turn, I get 22 gold and a full amble.
I'm back to 0-LP.
I mean, he hit Reinforcement, man.
He just Reinforcemented Nami.
And then I rolled all that gold and saw Nothin'.
Well honestly, I should just go Stargazer.
Like Vanguard plus Stargazer, isn't that actually good?
And then I can just go Vanguard ribbon anyway and just go Vanguard ribbon with Stargazer
Zaya yes and that way I'm not three-way contesting it said that I mean
space group is so much better but you know what's better playing on a
contestant
Oh
I'm back to zero
6666.
Hey, you just play like when you hit first place.
Let's actually review the first place.
Two tanky Samira.
Medallion Early Learnings TF.
I cashed out a 200 charge if that means anything into Rogue Corky, although it's spreading
roots and I hit Rogue plus 2.
Space Grove plus 1.
Space Grove plus 2.
Basically if you high roll, you win.
If you lower all, you don't win.
I am, I'm done, I'm done.
Hello?
May I, may I, may I, may I take it easy today so I can, so I can just rest up?
I did not sleep very long, buddy.
No.
Oh.
9 PM.
Bro, it's good to leave, man.
Can I start high rolling?
Seventh Dive in Lobby, surely you can top forward.
Look at the names of the players in the lobby.
It's just, Diving right now is challenger last season.
Like, how?
The people that are saying that should are just self-reporting.
You see the world champ at Masters!
Is this actually Masters?
No!
Alright.
Starting now, I'm not going to get rage rated easily and you guys stop rage rating.
I will read every comment with respect.
Gordon Kainstar is free LP, no?
No, it is not.
It is too expensive.
You cannot hold it.
He tried it on me now.
I have a little sense of breath.
Was that respectful enough?
Emily way better I don't think so
The
Cutsicle is cuter than you, maybe.
I am zero LP everybody just let me just play the Victor just let me play the Victor
I'm zero LP.
Okay, honestly, if I get contested, I'll just FF.
It doesn't even fucking matter. I'm zero LP.
But I'm pretty sure I will not be interested.
I mean, I have shit in ego. What is this right thing?
Should we just vote?
I'm going to try to get a little bit of a fight, arrest, and then I'm going to miss him.
Oh, you know what you can also play?
If you natural enough Samira, you can also just push level 8 and just play Samira 3.
I played that line once and it actually felt broken.
I just I just played I just played Zaya on Serpent with Samira 3. My Samira 3 is just dropping 10k damage
But it was it was the 23k into a win
Okay, but I didn't find I didn't find primordian timebreaker
He has... I think Sinonix plus 1 is whatever, but still good.
Sinonix plus 1 and I have... King Builder.
I would rather find a timebreaker than Victor probably and they're not, but they're chain
a
Foreclosed and the lose health fresh
Arrest a mouth guy
Why play Victor with those items my items are good. I have half gs and I just need to broaden the glove
My arms are good
And get this when you lose strength you get two anvils so you can just pop the anvil then you have perfect items
I mean at least I'm using the thing but I'm pretty sure open
I mean, and then I just 4-1 it, it's actually fine.
But don't I actually want to lose one more?
So I can guarantee the anvil's?
Yes?
No!
And then he's going to lose, and now I'm going to be lower so I'm only getting one-
I just have to dodge it one turn
Okay, I mean I'm still gonna open though because actually I don't even need to open no, yes
I can actually beat... I mean, if I lose to him, so he has...
Okay, honestly, he has a CC 6% chance to fight either me or this guy.
And honestly, if I fight him and he opens it, it is what it is.
But if I lose to him...
Okay, it's fine.
It's fine, it's fine.
Come on, come on, come on.
And then he opened!
Like, what is this matchmaking? I fucked this guy last turn, he would not be getting the two anvils, like...
I mean, at least I got the two streak, it's fine.
But like, bro, is this not a bad beat? I don't understand, now I only get one anvil, man.
And I don't get a reforter, so I basically lost three anvils.
If this is not the definition of a bad beat, I don't know what the fuck is.
at least I found the allowee that's pretty good
I mean my spot's still pretty good because my port is not even not even bad
And I want a two streak.
And I'm going to natural a lot of Lulu, I can actually take the Lulu with me.
Rod, belt.
I mean, getting a Rod is pretty good.
Allowee is really good.
I will allow that one.
And GD!
I mean, that's pretty good.
I'm actually willing to use a Shreddy to go and just streak this entire stage, but
Do some investigating real quick. I'm gonna beat this guy. I can probably beat him with the dude too
Allow me and I just level for an aces. I'm down
And I'm so need for this
And I saw one more and what I get
Bow BF rod glove belt chain
Rod cloak bo BF
What about my last item
I just, I just, I just uh, what's it called?
Level to five for this motherfucker.
I have rastery too, since I'm from now.
I'm gonna just make 40 make 50.
If I can't hit rastery, it is whether it is, I'm gonna hit it quickly or I'll make it.
Alright.
I mean, look at my spot.
Is my spot actually good?
How is this spot buff horrible?
Please tell me.
Please tell me how this is buff horrible.
Please tell me. It's not. It's not.
HAHAHAHA! GEDE! GEDE!
I can't! I can't! Riot Games, yo, I'm the fucking best!
I am the fucking best. Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Wha-? Wow.
You are still going bot 4. Hellooo.
But honestly, with this spot, it's like, if I wanted, like a lot of times from this spot, it's actually pluscd to just push levels.
And I just get Victor 2 and I just push levels, because I'm just gonna win every single fucking round until, because you spike way too hard with Nami.
So it's like, it's not actually that good.
Like, obviously if you hit BFL and you just, and you can just go Victor 3 for free, it's fucking broken.
Ah, great, a big nut.
But like, Nami adds two fucking synergies, so like leveling for Nami is already a guaranteed
top 2 top 3.
So it's not actually good, man.
If the last augment isn't an econ augment to help me hit Vickr 3 faster, then it's just
I mean, you're forced to just...
So it's actually not even going backwards. Does that make sense?
Like, if Nami... like, it, like, spliced my board that hard, it's not even, it's not even good.
You need to hit some motherfucking right.
You can roll on 8!
I mean, yes, I will roll on 8. For Naughty 2, Victor 2, all that stuff too, and I'm out.
And then you just, you just guarantee a top 4, but like, but like, I'm happy with the top 4. No.
I'm 0-0-0-B. But the thing is, it's like, this guy has an expedition, so it's pretty...
The thing is, let me tell you, let me tell you the two things. I can, I can sit here and play for first.
And then what's gonna happen is I'm going to lose to the expedition echo whatever the fuck
And then I'm gonna get tilted and then play for first next game and go 8 for free
And then I'm gonna be promised a zero LB or I can just take the top two top three here and then slow instead you win
So the race and I can start climbing out of zero all these
I
Big dog
What is that two victors
I'm gonna roll until...
What upgrade, fuck it.
Is that an upgrade?
Probably.
Reshepad.
Oh, I don't have a lot more.
2, 2 star victas?
Where?
Eh?
Okay well I mean I always push at levels for sure, but I wanted to roll a little bit because
it's so easy to spot on board.
But if I have to sell the psionic.
Oh nice, I mean it's actually a roll game.
I'm actually rolling. Fuck you.
I mean, I'm definitely not rolling.
Because, uh...
But I do need Victor, too, though.
This extra item is way too good.
I do need victor 2, but I also wouldn't mind the nomi.
And surely I can find, this guy has 3 victors, this guy has 3 victors.
It's fine, still probably top 2 top 3, but it's not even good.
6ers 102 something something
I don't care I don't care
I can play five shepherd
What the fuck
Wait, I can play this for one turn and I just fight you all in sure they can find two victors on me
And I can just roll for like brass to more do
Honestly, I might use one free roll on seven
Yeah, fuck it.
A lot of we, maybe it's a lot of we forgot it.
Rod belted BF.
Tier, belt dealer.
Severer forger.
I mean I don't mind Nami too, but...
Yeah, I'm not gonna roll a little bit, because these Shiroblades don't even matter, or they
actually don't even matter.
One more half of Pusar, because I'm gonna be enough to find one Nami.
I didn't see a single victor.
Or a rast.
I can't.
I mean, it's probably chosen because it's probably two coming out of me.
And then I brought both belts.
It was not chosen. It would probably go another G.S.
Roll twice on what's it called.
I don't have a single victor, by the way.
And then I fight this guy as soon as he all in's.
You would notice it's kind of oh it just seems like a game.
Oh I found a victor and brass 2 and now I'm at some level.
I should have found one nami.
God doesn't want peace.
I mean now I'm sure that I can find another victor.
But even if I don't find another victor, it's fine.
Except not really.
I'm carrying a victor one, I can't.
And I actually spent a lot of my gold.
I mean, if I have meta items, I'd rather just not trade here, Jorah, until I get this last
item.
I'm telling you, I hit bigger two, I won't lose a single round, man.
I didn't hit bigger two, I rolled a lot of gold on seven, man.
Did I roll a lot of gold on 7 this game, yes or yes?
I did roll a lot of gold on 7.
I just needed two victors.
But I mean, at least I hit Mordekaiser 2, Pike 2, Rast 2, like all that stuff.
Like I played well.
I actually had to upgrade the fucking Mordekaiser, Pike, Rast, all this trash, and then I also,
this is my main carry, and I just did not find a single fucking victor.
Zero.
I got zero victors zero victor zero victor this guy has three big this okay
I mean it doesn't matter like a I can find one more man surely
This is the fight when I have Victor one so what happens if I had Victor two here
I would just this I would have gotten feasted. I'm here already got fisted
I really don't want brush I get a completed item and I get a rabid on big tough
Who the fuck I lose to?
Just tell me who I lose to.
No, no, no, just wait.
Oh, two-star victor, I can't.
Just wait.
Just look what happens next fight.
These guys are about to get to run the fuck down.
I mean, this is just a bad beat, because he has cold chaos.
And, uh, yeah.
And he got golden egg, and I got jewel bonus when I had bow belt.
And...
Oh.
What happened to your board, buddy?
What happened?
Riot Games happened!
20% damage amp?
32 armor and more?
Entire board!
Wait till you fight a real board!
Okay!
Is this a real board?
Wait, he hit Bronze for life on... huh?
Fucking Hybrolar?
What the fuck?
He hit it on...
I mean, this is Zaya 1.
He's about to get faceted.
Oh wait, honestly, I'm pretty sure I can actually beat this guy.
I'm not even kidding.
I actually hope I fight this guy.
I'm down to fight him because the other two are... the fights are not gonna be close.
Give me the expedition.
I'm actually pretty sure I can beat this guy.
Okay, who the fuck am I kidding, I'm not beating this guy for shit.
Bro, what?
Okay, never mind.
Do not give me hints.
There's no way I'm winning.
And...
Oh!
Your whole board's gone!
Unlucky!
I'm lucky
You don't even serve a two-guard.
Show me thy devotion.
I mean, I just wanted to de-walk and I got it, the Titan is kind of dead, but it is what
it is.
Who can I Titans?
Does Pike do anything?
Who can I type this?
Does Pyke do anything?
No spoilers.
Wait for it.
Don't tell him.
Don't tell him what.
Alright, so what am I fighting a real board again?
You said wait until you fight a real, I mean this guy's board is real, he has a bronze
for life.
But the thing is I have Nami too and he doesn't and also my itemization is way better.
I wouldn't even I mean he's not even weak though, it's pretty loose.
Is he forced on Sonic?
Can I have him go on now?
I guess this guy's board is not real either.
I can't.
Alright, I guess uh, I guess the next guy's board is not real either.
And I guess the next guy's board is not real either.
And then I guess that the next guy's board is also not real hold
Loki I could beat him. I'm not even kidding if he if he's not level nine I can actually beat him
Expedition is this a real board? Yes or no?
Expedition perfect type of a soul anti heal anti MR radium garden. This is a real board. Yes. All right
Come on, come on, come on, let me fight, let me fight, fuck.
All right, all right, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Please, please, Riot Games inbouncing, please, please.
Like, their board is broken, but like,
the game is so imbalanced,
I might still be able to win, Loki.
I can't, I can't.
Riot Games, GG, I can't.
Like, how is this even allowed?
How is, is that, okay, I guess this guy's board
also isn't real.
Like, oh my, how, I mean, I guess his board
also isn't real, so whose board is real then?
Like, when I load up against a three star four cost,
I guess?
All right, maybe these guys' boards are real,
Not really, just look at their boards compared to the one I just fought!
Oh, it's a top four!
Wahoo!
Oh, it's a top four!
Wahoo!
Alright, let's see. This guy's BFL, this guy's Baron's lair, and this guy's expedition.
I don't even think the lobby had a chance to play the game.
Here we go!
Oh man, he's level 9 and I'm just sitting here AFKing.
This fight is not looking very good for me.
I can tell you that.
If I just love him for a war he was dead man
I didn't know I was gonna fight him I should have loved for sure because it's not like I'm gonna be rolling for a war too. That's it
He would be dead
Then I would have went first
And I probably still wouldn't first that one these items are gonna be fixed in time and let's see you somehow gets a jg for carbon 2
I lose BFL value, but I don't think it matters because I think 3 Voyager, I get an extra
6% Amp and an extra whatever shielding, but I lose 2.5, but I gain 6, and then I lose
some armor but I gained shielding.
Ravadons with amp, amp.
Hopefully I can level up to 9 for more.
I don't think it's a roll for it if I'm scared.
This board does not cap high at all. This guy is expedition on mech. I don't know.
How long was the shield bust?
long enough
I don't think it's from value
I think it's looking pretty good
yo gg's everyone
I'm the fuck I'm a fucking bill over I I mean I'm just saying when you go first
When you go first
It has nothing to do with high rolling has nothing to do with flukes. It just means you played well
I played really well this game
I just adjusted a bit because the thing is if you get like saving the account, you get
spreading routes, you get countered or lost, and four people in the lobby just have a trait
tree to take a BFL. How did the Celtics lose to the 76ers?
Sixers are better. Wait, do the 70s Sixers have a lot of fans?
And like, does everyone just hate watching the Celtics?
Wait, why?
Why do people hate watching the Celtics?
What's the reason?
I only started watching basketball again like two years ago.
Like, what's the lore on Boston?
Everyone hates Boston.
Boston sports are hated.
Wait, what?
Well, that explains all terrible takes.
Listen, in two years from now, when Jalen Johnson wins MVP, I need an apology from fucking everybody.
It's not Rageblade.
Jalen Johnson is horrible, Limbao.
What if he stays mid?
He's not going to stay mid.
He's not even mid to begin with.
He's good.
Wait, he's actually the goal.
Wait, I'm telling you, if McCollum just retires next year, I guarantee you this Jalen
Johnson guy is about to just drop 30 every game. He will ADP 35 points for
game. No cat. No cat.
It's not rage me. It's not rage me. It's it's not rage me. It's it's actually not.
You know what, starting next season, I'm gonna be a Hawks fan.
I'm gonna watch every single Hawks game.
I actually like the Hawks.
I just wasn't a fan of Trey young, and then as soon as he got traded out, I just realized
like I kind of like this thing like what you're just gonna sit there and rule for the fucking
Thunder, fuck a loser.
If you're a Thunder fan,
they've been 0.5 for the last 40 years.
Yes, just wait until Jalen Johnson gets into his prime.
He will be turning the entire franchise around.
He's the future fucking MVP.
2nd best player after Westbrook, thank you. Just wait, just wait.
I wasn't even a fan of Westbrook when he was on the Thunder, and he was actually in his prime.
Prime. I was a fan of Westbrook after watching him play on the Nuggets, and then he gets
scapegoated by that shit-ass org. Honestly, why am I even a Nuggets fan? How are they
scapegoating? It's not Rage bait! It's not Rage bait! How is a player getting paid?
I think on the Nuggets, his salary was like, was it like 6 mil? It was like some egregiously
low number in the NBA he was he was getting paid fucking pennies for what he was worth
and they're in the nuggets fan were sitting there we're just flaming westbrook for for
for airballing every three but i mean like bro he's i i no no like i i no no no no no no no no
No, no, no, no.
No.
Sir Westbrook.
The fuck?
If the NBA players could vote for who has the most val- like which team is getting the
most value contract, I'm pretty sure more than half the players are going to be putting
Westbrook.
No joke.
He is getting paid 4 mil a year on the Kings! How?
Wait, how? Wait, how?
Wait, how is he getting paid 4 mil a year on the Kings?
Like, like, no, obviously, obviously excluding rookie contracts.
Like, if you were to exclude rookie contracts, like, I'm pretty, like, his, his shit is a pretty
shit, like. Bro, I will, I will pay him to play in my backyard if he's worked that, that little.
Okay, okay
Okay, I
Should probably be holding the wreck side
I have to open the dice.
I can't even play Mountain.
URF.
Really? Two URFs? Yes.
What is it? Fresh berries.
Early learnings... Hey, can I play DF?
No.
Wait, URF on Mountain? I can't.
I mean why why bother even playing aboard I'm good
I'm just gonna open into it into any combo I want
any combo I want. Where do I play? Why the fuck do I take? What the fuck do I even play?
It is Barrett so I'm probably going to get a lot of...
I don't know if I'm playing Samir because it's Mountain. Am I just playing Kaisa?
Is it a Chax?
Wait, what did Asa say?
Wait, he went first-last game?
Yes!
Asa, have you been playing TFT?
The augment balance is fucking egregious.
The guy had radiant gargoyle neck with guardbreaker JG at those patients.
And he got run over by my Nami 2 Victor 2.
The fight wasn't even close.
And if I were the mech player, they're gonna somehow say that I misplayed.
They're just gonna fucking make up some bullshit about how I misplayed and I'm bad.
But the victor player, me, just clicked the bronze for life, and I just won the game instantly.
Wait, is it, wait, wasn't there like an MF Victor board?
What was that board?
I'm kind of down to play that one.
That was kind of fun.
Wait, what was it?
MF Victor?
Anima.
I met Victor it's the other one but ass
just do Aurora Victor fries in the back I didn't even I didn't know that I'm not
I didn't even know that was a board.
Wait, what? What's the board?
Heh?
Wait, what?
I've never played that one.
Aurora Urgot Malkai Rerole.
What?
Oh my it's a bad beat I got the fucking tiny duplicators what the fuck does this do man
GG
I don't have to click there or something
Which burns brighter?
What is this?
Fire of Retribution
With the Heart's Light
Uhhh Brass?
Mordekaiser?
Wait is there one with MF?
Cause I have two MFs
Wait, is there one with MF, because I have two MFs?
Wait, this board doesn't even run- Wait, am I missing something?
Why does it look like this board doesn't even run-
8 trucks or not or not this MFU is fucking ass I can't
Yeah, I'm doing so I got a little bit more. I'm kind of down to just get anima
I'm pretty sure no one else is opening I just get anime in on 3 1 and I just get a 3-incher cash out
And then I'll just play around that. Yeah
It's not worth it, I'm not going to say anything like that, it's just not worth it anyways,
Okay, there's a jinx.
Okay, I'm done to play this board.
Wait, but my psionic item is complete trash.
Victor Aurora.
What? Why don't I just play Rhoads?
I'm not gonna hold this anyway.
This, my sciatic item is, I'm pretty sure it's a Malware Matrix.
Alright, I'm just gonna play Rose. Is that allowed?
And then I'm probably just gonna level and roll for Anima on 3-1 and just stack the entire stage.
Cause I'm pretty sure I'm solo a bit or not.
But I thought it was right on me.
Like 5-3 rolls.
I don't even know the board me see
Kaisa, Disrast, Karma, Mammoth is in the board.
I mean, he probably won't.
And this is like when Anima is just straight up broken.
Bro, what?
How are you bro wanting this spot?
How is that even possible?
Big me?
Hey, big me?
I get a 300 charge cash!
Big me?
Three rolls in one go is not worth a 300 charge cash.
So how is it?
Make that make sense.
I can't.
It's based on your streak.
Why did this guy roll WTF?
No luck!
Pro.
5% damage on the whole board.
He's like that bad.
I hope that can be two lives but I'm scared that this guy is like two weeks.
Oh yeah, it's 300 for sure. You don't have to kill a single unit you're making into 300.
I mean, I kinda wanna kill some units though.
Okay, I'm fighting them now.
Alright, nice.
can kill one unit. I mean it's broken on Zaya, it's so broken on Zaya that am I
just like pivoting my entire board and I just play Zaya with Mountain? Honestly it
It is. It actually is.
I mean I have I'm gonna have two reforges I'm kind of done just for frontline one
I mean, they gave me a ribbon and another kaisa.
I mean, it's probably just gonna be an easy redemption anyway.
Am I gonna be one life? Hopefully not.
I mean, it's fine. It's actually fine. I'm pretty sure I'm actually gonna win out.
Except I know I didn't kill single unit because I got the perfect fucking cash out.
And- and- oh god.
Oh god. I think I'm one life. I mean, I'm still two lives on stage three. That's what matters.
Someone take him out! I'm playing Kaisa Reroll! Is that good? After I cash out? Well let
just clear my bed just pissing me off
Alright, you think I can kill some units?
I mean the battle bunny thing doesn't even do anything because I always slam the...
I didn't kill a single unit.
What's my HP?
I got one, I got one.
Is that good?
All right, honestly low key I think a 4 to 1 0 on stage 4
what is ordnable play?
grandis too
I mean I'm pretty sure I won't lose a single round
grandis whatever it's called
I don't have a karma.
Is there any Voyager I can play?
What's a Voyager?
Voyager, Voyager.
I mean, I can't lose.
I actually can't.
I don't have what's it called.
I
Tear cloak rod belt, I don't have I you get I can't
And I'll get I eventually I just move the Marilla to what's it go
How can someone I didn't see a single glove man, I don't get it
Sweet treats exclusive I'm out of some items
Jewel Lotus
items
Hi, century to all the board
How okay, how are these my items?
No, I eat again
Okay, I mean, it's fine.
Am I going rastery?
I don't have a single karma, I cannot.
I know, I'm still 2 lives though, probably.
I mean, at least the good news is I tier 1, I mean actually, hold on, that should go to Silver.
Bro, it was gonna roll prismatic, like, it's 100% prismatic, it's not even a high roll, it's guaranteed.
Fuck this dog-ass game, I can't...
Alright.
Bro, it's too expensive, I can't hold this. I'm just gonna go Ornn 3, Fizz 3, and that's good enough for me.
I mean, it was 10% prismatic! Rage?
Bait!
Rage bait!
Where the fuck is the karma?
I I feel like I've rolled enough gold for me to see one singular karma, but I mean, I don't even want to roll anymore
He's on two lives, I'm two lives on this stage unless I somehow just get like 17,000 owed
And then I just wanted enough money so I can hit this three and or three going into five one
I'm not still two lives on this stage a hundred percent. I don't get it. Also, how do I not have a single IE?
But now I don't even want to go IE because I don't want to go GF over here
I mean, I have to go, actually I don't even have to go there, gain any random boon from
any god and I get, and five gold.
I mean, if I get anything that loses HP, it's a fucking disaster, that's just a fucking
disaster.
I think.
Oh, a karma, that's really good.
Because then, then I'm forced to just go true 0 for the rest of the stage, but now I can just sit and do nothing.
He's right.
Wait, Loki?
Like, fuck it, I just tried to heal? Like, what is this? Is this- is this-
Like, if I can heal one turn, is it better than anything else?
I can't, I actually can.
I'm gonna be dead, I can't.
It's like too much weaker.
I mean, I have a Dark Star on Kaisa 3, I can't actually do it.
I think I'm just okay with being one life, because I think I might lose my streak, it's a disaster.
It's actually too much weaker.
This is the difference between you and Ro- I mean, the cap's gonna be the exact same.
It's just, uh...
It's just whether or not there are gonna be two lives with the cap or not.
One more life equals one more turn you agree except it's not even one more life
I think on this is I'm only gonna feel like what?
Yeah one roll I'm making 50 for sure if I if I can't hit
This three or in three with with two shirinikos. I am going to be very upset
Are you hungry?
I ordered a salad from Chick-fil-A, and I ordered Chick-fil-A for myself like 5 hours ago.
But I could eat.
Why isn't he rolling? Thanks for the question.
I'm going to assume that it's not rage bait.
The reason you don't need to roll here is because if I lose a round here, it doesn't matter.
I'm going to be alive.
But if I lose a round on 5-1, I'm dead.
So I'm just, I just need to make sure I have enough gold to hit Ornn 3 and the other fucking dudes, the other people she is.
But if you're rage baiting, fuck you then.
Also, I'm about a gigabyte, it's gonna be bearish encounter as well.
I mean I'm technically two lives on stage four or stage five I mean I'm kind of down to
three items no cap like I'm gonna hit with the gold I don't know fuck actually I guess
this is IE and I can just GS and carry it not fizz and then is IE important?
No
Mr. Mirror 6, do I have both or am I one off?
I cannot I cannot
I mean it's not even good.
I'm one like, if I had an extra 2 HP this game is over, can I get the Fiora back?
I also need to be able to level.
Biora!
Oh the fear can help me heal but I can't play for another two turns though.
Nunu 2.
Leblanc 2.
The animatron radiant I doubt it, but if it can that'd be fucking good.
This item looks really balanced.
Is it perp general?
I'm not rolling over.
What the fuck? He's playing a taxi shit. Holy shit.
I mean, that's that's Carlos back in the pool.
uh...
i'll see if you're gonna do anything at this point that i'm not going to be
with the two lives
And this guy had two Karmus, so I didn't zero Karmus on him.
So I'm just going to be dumb and send the other Karmus off.
Also, I should probably try to hold...
in case he just randomly hits.
So, honestly, he might.
There's like, four streets.
I mean, if he hits two stars, that's just a bad thing.
Because it's like everyone's dead.
I
Oh,
Hello, hold hold hold
I actually throw it is other guy rolling at all
GG
He's one off of of Gallio 3
If he could not hold anything. Hello? He's a little dead.
Can you hold some stuff please? I think I'm dead!
I'm dead! It doesn't even matter!
Alright, let's, okay, listen, I played, I guess I just played bad.
Let's just see, uh, let's just see what he did to deserve this victory.
Ah, it seems to me like this is the guy that had TF3 on 2.5 because it gave two shittered
egos and he got a 2 star 1 cost so he got 5 TFs from 2.5 carousel by just lose streaking.
He had Mountain on 2.1 with URF and it's Mountain so his entire board gets URF.
GG everybody.
I don't know how URF, in Threes, Threes a company, or whatever the fuck, Threes a legion, is in Mountain.
I don't know. I genuinely cannot understand it.
I, it's just every single game, if you, when you lose, every game when you lose, you just scout who won the lobby,
you know it's some exodia shit.
I won with Victor 2, Nami 2, what do you think I hit?
What is Mountain?
It's every five rounds that you field stargazer and you get another stargazer emblem.
So you just sit there and your entire board has stargazer emblem.
Your entire board has extra mana regen.
On top of it, on top of it giving you a spat so you get, like how is URF not the same?
Disabled in Mountain, please tell me.
Wait, what the fuck, that's broken, why is that in the game?
Great question.
That is a great fucking question.
I'm wondering the exact same thing.
I need a P. What does URF do then so that everyone gets the L and it has it?
No, okay.
So it accelerates your Stargazer plus one and not only that, it makes it so anyone that's
holding a spat item just gains mana regen and wait what else does it gain is it is it just mana
regen or is it something more it's something more right as you're in anything holding the spat
it's mana regen and as but it's mainly it also accelerates the mountain and I feel like when
you have Stargazer plus 4, your board is fucking insane.
you
Hello? Can I go to sleep?
I'm tired.
I'm on my sofa.
I can't even see chat because my monitor is expanded much better.
Wait, can you see me?
You
I'm on the sofa, this is kind of comfortable, don't care.
Okay.
Oh
I will follow the best path until the end.
I am fucking tired. I believe I'll be sleeping after this one.
I won't be sleeping for a long time.
Bro, Philly just beat Boston.
I'm pretty sure they won an hour ago.
I don't know what delay you're on.
I'm not sure though.
Stop being an ass.
I'm not.
I'm just saying.
What?
I was shot in the...
What is it?
What is it? Yasuo Baris.
Linking, scaling, Yasuo Baris.
Cluttered mind, Linking, scaling.
Can I find an opener so I can farm an old please?
URF.
What's what's print? What's that?
Print.
Oh primordian. Oh. Alright, well, if I fight a shitter.
Let's finish this quickly.
I don't know what to do with myself anymore. I just want to be able to be with you. I
and be with you and be from this Phoenix guy. I don't know.
He just gets on his phone and he just keeps on pressing the fucking button on the left
and it just keeps on and it just keeps going until it's the uh
let's go
until like it just like the auto like the auto uh the auto uh what is it called like the recommended
like the recommended text like you know like when you when you type something and it'll just like
it'll give you like three suggestions on what the next word will be and you just keep on pressing
the left one is what what theme says I don't know why I didn't kill a single unit
He's your teammate, I'm riveting.
I still can't get over it man.
I still can't, for a sense it was not very nice man.
What did he say?
Oh wait, no, it's when you were sharing with us who your team was, and Sensors just sitting there just laughing his ass off.
Wait, what?
If I lose, I'm just going to hold the pre-level.
Because I can actually hold the entry as well.
You were laughing with him. I mean, yeah.
And so was Preston, I mean.
Please make EU servers come back, please talk to Mort Dog.
How the fuck is EU like actually though?
How is EU ranked always down?
It's just straight up, always down.
Malkai in shop, and I can just feed Malkai for the rest of the game, Malkai, fuck it.
Like, this is where Shoujin is good.
You can go like, if you could slam Shoujin here and not feel like you're just throwing
the game.
I mean, I guess I can go Shoujin and play around Vex.
Or not Vex.
Uh, Graves.
Am I making it to Graves?
I, I know, what if I don't buy Graves?
I'm just stuck playing a fucking Barrow.
I mean, I would have won this round though.
So honestly, it was probably worth it to play Sheldon.
Actually, never mind. I'm pretty sure I can just end the game vertical bore. And just
end the game with Jax. No joke. Then I never go shogun.
Like the level 9 board for Zaya is actually good.
You can play Bartle, you can play Jhin, Nunu's your main tank.
I'm gonna have an infinite HP Jax, so it doesn't even wrap.
Narvar Rammus.
Actually, there's also a Maokai here, though. I can just start feeding Maokai HP.
And then I can play... I mean, I guess it just depends on my items.
Yeah, I guess it just depends on the items.
If I if I get like no, that's not even true
Like if I were actually trying I would just roll an ape for Ziya, so I'm gonna get like a bow here
But what happens if I don't get anything like this
What?
The fuck
What the fuck I'm not even trying to end it with no guys
quickly. Co-cloak DRBF. Ace old Jacks, Akali. Is this Stargazer rare? I don't think so.
8 to level
Akali paired
I'm not playing this I'm pretty sure I can uh
I might as well chill one
I need items here or I'm fucked my items are fucking you not good
I am officially retired cold turkey sir
I mean I just need items I mean tiny second doesn't do anything any items
items? I can! I mean, it's fine. I can get items on the last one. And if I don't...
Oh, well now I can guarantee go...
I mean surely this is better than playing Lulu.
I mean Loki this one's not like this one's actually not...
Oh nice, I'm finding it open.
Oh, he left what happened? Hey, what happened to your teammate buddy? He couldn't handle the fucking pressure
I lose all the possible gold if you win. I'm not winning shit, man. My board is so bad
But I could go like the nar ramus
Pro, I actually missed Jax's 3.
16th level.
Uhhh...
Like, I could actually play, um...
Like, the... What's the board? Jax?
Nard, Jhin, Bard, Blitzcrank, Zaya, Yunu, Rammus.
Who am I missing?
I mean, it's probably not Blitzcrank, it's probably Vorticell's I'm playing Bard over, but then the thing is I can't play Blitzcrank. That's why I didn't play that.
Holy shelt's still sleeping.
GG.
I mean, this Jax has so much HP that it's already going to be stronger than any fucking Jax has to take.
30% of the task speed with a bow on me.
Oh, on me.
Zaya duo with Jyn.
Oh, but I need Barretz though.
Ah, shit.
I mean, no, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's actually fine.
I need a bow or a main.
Good.
Servers on maintenance, question mark?
Bro, it's during Europe, man.
Your servers are always on maintenance.
Settle down.
item and this is a uh i mean i i don't even want to make these items but it's a
collie great but if this is my
marauder a lulu a malchi
oh you can't make gs you actually can like the abyss too good and build a
superman if i move my streak it doesn't really matter because i'm probably
You know forming four gold a turn by the way actually probably more
Like look look just look you want what
Minus of a doob or I can't grow actually treat tree free first.
I mean it's URF with treat tree man.
Also what happened to your teammate where do you go?
Hello? Phoenix!
Wait, the, the, the, the, what's it called, one?
I'm actually surprised that the, uh, the 76ers in the...
Holy shit, they actually won.
I know, I'm saying the Trubbers is legit can win against the Spurs, and I think the,
the Raptors can actually win against the Cavs, but I thought the 76ers were gonna get fucking 4-1 at, at best.
And I thought the the Timberwolves are gonna get two games at best, so I'm actually surprised that
Like wait, I don't understand how the Timberwolves can beat the fucking Nuggets, I don't get it
I just don't get
They could still get four what I mean
Yeah, but like I thought they were gonna take both games at home and then they can like the cheese of wind
I mean I'd have to just play this and just go straight to that yes
Okay, my reforging Belter tier probably here. Well, I might as well wait one because I might I might get some like animal bullshit
I mean, I'm just sitting here just uh, farming some rolls, so when I go 9 it's really efficient
to roll.
I think I won again.
It's not even good.
It's really good.
I farm 2 gold, I keep my streak so it's another 3 gold, and then I farm 2 gold here, another
3 gold here, 2 gold here, and then 2 gold from boar.
I mean, I never go tons of stats, but Loki, this is a ton of stats.
I'm gonna be level 9 with a- oh wait.
It is not tons of stats, it is not tons of stats.
I need items around me.
Oh no, no!
Here we go!
I mean, it's probably weaker, but it's-
How many removers do I have?
Oh, nice!
This guy's still AFK.
Like, what are the legendaries that I can play?
I'm still win streak.
And now I have 5 stargazers, so I'm gaining...
Holy shit, I get 4 gold, plus 3, plus...
Holy... I am going fast 10. I am going fast 10. What the fuck is this?
I got 2 gold, 3 gold...
I'm probably not going to win the round if I don't know.
Last one's for DV.
I mean, Chain is actually useless.
I can actually play around some late. I don't even know if I'm on items.
And then now, I think Bell is also useless.
Okay, well, I'm definitely playing some like AP, random AP unit.
Here, well, I mean, it doesn't really do anything, I want to just chill.
I don't have a Mortar Kaiser, but I actually lost a round.
Let's search Hamtube and Fight Bold.
I mean, this is actually really good with, uh...
It's really good with a gym
It just sums the whole board and my jacks to my jacks HP
I'm going straight to 10.
Why why would I ever roll here? I can't
Do I know do I want to hold a rest
I mean I don't really need a mortifizer because I'm probably just going to play Blitzcrank.
I'm definitely playing Shen.
I'm not playing this stupid ass unit.
A Nu Nu, a Jax, a Shen, and then Morgana for sure, like a random sona.
Yeah, yeah vets as well and
One two three four five five three
And I probably will play a rest if I can find a rest
Five traits it's more than enough. I don't need I'm not gonna mind you sure anyone anyway
Radiant field. I mean his personality is invested. I have 30% of task speed.
Tier tier rod rod.
And it's Morgana unit is 2S.
And trust me, you never want to put items on Morgana, that unit is 2S.
We're gonna actually OP.
It's OP.
My force is in your face.
Val.
A blue buff?
I could go blue buff GA, but then it would be GA blue buff on Morgana, and then it would be Kinsu on Vex.
I mean, I guess I would go GA Vex and then blue buff some piece of shit, and call it a day.
Alright, how many more rounds am I sacking? Do I have enough money to send it?
I have 6 rolls, 40 to level, it's 36 next turn, cause I need Nunu 2, I need...
I think I just suck 2 more.
But then if I suck 2 more, I might as well suck 3 more.
I mean 32 to level and have a free rolls
16 next turn. One more. One more and I'm in. Last loss. Last loss, GG. 53, because I'm also healing to a turn.
And let me just open cell 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Zaya feels weak. I'm Zaya 1?
New, new one frontline. I haven't rolled a single time.
It's not boss horrible. It's genuinely not.
I'm rolling 50 gold. I have 10 free rolls, by the way.
I still have three more rolls.
I'll give you the easy way out.
I don't really care about, uh, I don't really care about Darkstar, I don't really care
I don't know what you're doing.
I'm not trying to just play a better unit.
I mean, I'm probably just gonna go Kraken.
I have two removers to swap.
Kraken?
Gensu, Gensu GA?
Kraken lassoes or DD?
But I can also just carry the gym.
It is poor and I have what's a goal so I'm kind of down to carry the gym.
Thank you.
He's either severe or due.
Is that broken?
How much damage did Zaya do?
15k?
Okay, I'm about to not carry the Jhin.
Allowed?
I mean, I have Kraken, so that's why I don't really want to, but I do have the thingy.
I mean, it doesn't need the fucking thingy.
I'm sure we double track it's better on a double concealer.
I mean, Zaya has more than enough fast speed, I have Kraken plus, I have Kraken plus 30%
AS, but it's more because it has the Yasuo thingy, Kraken last whisper, I don't know
I don't know how much it has to do with it, but it's a lot.
I can also move GA too.
I think I'm a lot of magic damage. Not even that low.
Honestly, I might just remake.
I could probably remake the Sona and move the GA blue buff to Morgana.
Oh, there's the last one. So I'm getting... I don't know what.
I don't think it matters, I'm going to keep going.
Okay, it probably matters if you hit Samira 3.
no scout no benefit
we're gonna three
I don't get it, no more of them.
How much damage were we going to do, 5.1, that's not even that bad of a key.
I thought that was the HP shield one.
why is this guy got 30 out?
bro it's fake man
It's fake.
Uh-oh.
But could I even put this on?
This game played itself. You are not good. Really? You would have played the same way
I did? You are ass. I can't. Why does it look like my entire board is dead into me? Okay,
I'm pretty sure the moment I get this D-claw... Okay, I'm pretty sure it's the moment I get
this D-claw? Wait, is my level to 9? Huh? Hello? Okay. I didn't roll a combat one. Am I
Am I screwed?
I didn't get a combat one.
I think I'm fucked.
I can also remake Morgana. Wait, if I get another one, do I see a different one? No.
He's level nine now, great game.
Why does it look like I didn't kill Steve again?
I just sold my blitzkaha GG that's the first one I sold GG GG GG GG I just holy shit holy
no no that's just a GG that's just a GG the first one I sold was the one that I
one of the three stars.
I beat 7-2, no scout, no pivot, fuck you.
No stop no bit.
I'm going to be using Tracer with 5 Bloods.
Oh, it's just that like 5 Traces with Rast is already like better than anything.
Like the problem is, Legendaries don't really do anything, like even though Rast is only
25 trades. Legendaries with zero items don't do anything. Like a fiora 2 over the wrast
doesn't do anything with it. I mean there's no way I can itemize her. You know what I
mean? Yeah. Bro, you played a soda with gold mod. Oh wait. Oh you're right. Oh fuck, but
You're right. I could have played double blitzcrank, too.
Oh, yay. It's the mountain. GG. Wahoo!
Oh
Can't wait for threes Legion with Mountain 2 1 or urf with Mountain 2 1 to just win the game for free
about that
About that
Where's my jacks where's my Israel
Oh, yeah.
I
Kitey thank you for the raid because you have
No
Oh great, URF, does he have Stargazer?
He's talon off, no.
Ego rate, I didn't even ego it!
Oh, he made space for plus one.
Look at Emily, my fortress drop.
Look at Emily Wingfuck GG bro, what happened?
What happened?
Six?
Well played, another emblem strikes again with that opener.
I can't wait to see how much energy grows in this one.
Oh wait, it's thrown up. I'm just going to pick that.
Alright, I need to wash my board.
Pick that.
I mean, I will say though, the one good thing about this set though, is I don't know what
they changed, but Rabbidons feels like an actual item to set.
I feel like last set, when I built Rabbidons, I'm just sitting there just getting mad.
Like, I'm going double rod to not do anything.
But I feel like this set, when I build Rabbidons, I'm actually like happy, like super happy.
What's a BN or a GOT?
What is that?
Timebreaker does not re-roll, does not help with the gold spent towards the chest, okay?
it it helps me get to my three-star no the end brass over attention no bruiser
or Malachi, or bot?
Rast over attention, no bruiser.
Oh, I had to hold that shit.
You guys need to see me holding a bunch.
Also a lot of enemies are gone, so why just playing rogues?
Alright, let me see.
Maokai?
Wait, this is what that one guy played.
And hold all my shit.
And hold on my shit
Like what's the most important ergot items this QSS actually good on ergot isn't he like a task you bought
I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna play Rogue and Call of Duty.
I think this is it.
Two of those I think you get fucked by new news.
Alright, if I see a bunch, I'm down.
Like a bunch of what?
Like a Malkai?
Okay, Malkai of Warra or God.
I mean he's just gonna open he's not fucking stupid and I'm just playing towards roads
Can I fight him?
Yes?
Like this is just not reasonable.
It's just not reasonable, man.
I-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I mean I'm playing Rogue so I like to talk to the god.
My items are so good.
Wait!
Aurora Urgot!
Where are you?
I'm coming in, I'm coming in.
How's it, it's good.
Thank you.
I'm coming in.
All right, hold on, let me go copy paste this board.
I mean, I can probably keep it up,
but I'm just gonna copy paste it, hold on, ready?
Did I just sell my timebreaker?
Gee, I did.
Might as well roll.
Wait, I got a spat!
What the fuck?!
Wait, that means half the people in the lobby got URS.
I can play like Darkstar or Fizz?
I can play, oh if I hit BFL I'm just gonna play Victor, but...
I mean I can't take blood and gloves, I mean if I roll this am I going to take mid max
Okay, can I just play rogues and call it a day?
Or am I playing victor and making voyager?
I mean, I feel like voyager, I mean, I feel like victor with these items is not even good.
Okay, bro, I have a spat, man.
I was actually willing to play it.
No, guys, I was willing to play it, but then I got dropped a spat.
Like, is that actually my fault? It's actually a bad beat.
Nova, bro, I'm not going fucking Nova spat. That shit is complete garbage.
Nova.
Bro, fuck you, man.
Nova, but I- What?
Wait, who can I not play for 4 Dark Star?
Oh, do I just not play Rast?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, or 8 Rast?
What Dark Star do I even play?
Am I even playing the right board?
7 Chest is 50-50 for Fawn.
Oh.
Oh, no, I know, but I mean, I need to roll on 7 though.
I'm just trying to space roll with plus 3, oh my god.
I mean, rogue emblem isn't good, I mean, who the fuck am I rogue embleming?
No one. But at least the Darsaur plus 1 is an item for...
At least Darsaur plus 1 is an item for...
Uh...
6.
Oh, random emblem.
Bro, the people that clicked URF just won the game for free, man.
Vanguard plus two.
It's like I just sold Victor.
And I just played Mordekaiser on my board.
Alright.
time to break
i mean bancoron on what the game thinks has to be good
and then it's probably just darts or if it is
and i just play brass on E
hello i mean i would say my slots pretty good
Oh, you played Poppy, so you should have damage.
Are we 8? No, man, I have treasure hunt!
Don't worry, the treasure is gonna be hunted, just wait.
So, can I play Sona?
Orn.
Niti, Orn.
Five Fizz, is that good?
Trit Trit, Voyager, Rogue, Sunfire, Spark, Niti.
Oh nice, I'm back to even ESP. I lose my 3, but it's fine.
Like if I win, I win, I lose, I lose. Who cares?
Alright, let me cash this out and then...
I just need karma over what's it called and my board is actually good.
I just need Ipinapia.
Another smash.
I got all gold
G what I get a TG and that's fine
I don't have a Dark Star emblem.
I don't have the dude, but it's fine.
Vanguard, last whisper.
Holy shit, I actually have IE up my dude this time.
It's the first time.
I've been on gigabits.
And then who do I morillo?
Karma?
Eventually?
And then who do I morello karma eventually? What's my HP looking like?
Not good
And am I actually going grass three?
No, maybe I'm a deacon. No, what's my HP 25? I mean, it's fine. Surely I find one karma, right?
It's not blue buff. It's
Glass cannon on... I mean, I have that. I can glass cannon one unit. I guess two units?
Fuck no, man. Surely I can find one karma, right?
I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
I don't have a single karma, I can't.
Also I didn't even see a single fucking...
i didn't see
I mean, that's fine, I guess.
There's three.
Yay.
Two off of what's it called.
too often what's it called a tg i don't have a single for my item i don't have a single
Like how is this my roll down? I have that much gold and this is my board?
My I don't think I'm ever in the war honestly. I just build the stage 4 plus 3 and they probably pull board on the roll down
Honestly, is it even better than... yes?
You can knock my champions for two rounds?
Are we fucking serious right now?
I can't take Thresh!
Oh my!
Just kill me.
You know I hope I die.
I mean, if I take the left one, I'm dead anyway, man.
I hope I die, man.
Oh, God.
What the fuck is this?
I can't.
Oh, actually, I'm 22 HP, and then I'm 24.
Oh!
How many orn's are there on?
One?
Two, three, four?
I mean, I can actually get it.
Can you even re-roll?
You would spend gold and it doesn't give you anything?
Is that a thing?
It doesn't let you roll.
Oh, oh, holy shit.
Oh.
Great.
Great, I'm fighting Emily as soon as she goes level 9.
Surely I can kill some more units.
Oh nice, oh wait, wait, it's actually good for me then, because now I get the E boon
and then also, also I get to roll with treasure hunt.
See? It's a good beat! It's a good beat!
Can these motherfuckers sell their Orans, please?
I need Oran 3 or my frontline is trash!
Also, is uh, is, is, is...
Is Eradicator better than...
Oh no, because the shield gives a lot of AP to Fizz as well.
It's 9% Amp, and it gives a lot.
I have 13 HP.
And let me see. Yeah, if I get cracked, that's a disaster.
Alright, it's Eve. Oh, I take one extra damage because of Eve.
Oh, I could have waited for the cash out. Oh, fuck. Oh, that sounds good. I mean, it's fine, whatever.
Alright, waited for the charger hunt, and now I'm just sending...
If I can level for- I- no, I'm- I'm fucked. My frontline is so wet.
Who do I draw? What item do I draw?
I don't have a single- I mean, I had to sell this. I'm not hitting this shit, man.
I- My frontline is non-existent. Oh, great, Ornn. It's the same one, man.
Okay, I mean, it's Darkstar over here for sure. Eve's instinct over here. How much-
15% OmniBamp?
Which one?
I don't really want to vanguard my backline or I don't really want to beat my backline
15% damage I'm on a robe
I have how do I have a radiant wait how do I have a radiant item
Oh, oh, it's orange passive. Oh, oh, oh, oh
I mean with the amount of gold like my board's actually good the amount of the amount of gold that I rolled I
Just don't have a three star frontline
Yeah, I don't even have ramus to I mean I wanted the sassawing level for brass and I'm actually back like it. Oh
I've placed lower than someone that loads in with Leona 3, Vanguard, and Gensu.
Wow!
What a surprise!
I don't even...
The entire lobby is just sitting there with Space Grove Plus 6.
I don't get it, like every time, well listen, when I don't high roll, it sounds like I'm
I'm just gonna eat.
I don't get it, this is fucking sucks, every fucking time I lose, I feel like you just
lose to some bullshit. And then when I win, I won because it's a bullshit. But Loki, it's not fun.
I mean my take is I don't I don't mean to disrespect Kanye but I feel like most of
This is the music that's fuckin' ass.
Question mark.
But it sounds actually good.
Okay, good. There's actually a lot of his rights.
Especially recently.
Also the weekend, the weekend used to be good and then I don't know what the fuck happened
but his music like is just ass.
I don't know what the fuck happened but that's just a objective.
I don't know what happened to him.
I think he's just not making too much money.
He's not giving a fuck.
Well, let me, let me...
Who's my favorite weekend song?
When was the song even released?
2011 holy shit, I'm old
Wait, when is 2011?
Holy shit, 2011 is 15 years ago
So, I graduated high school 15 years ago, or wait, wait, no, I didn't, wait, when did
I even graduate?
2016?
2014?
Wait, wait, I definitely ended up, I was 14, 17, 20, I think I graduated in 2015, actually,
Or 26
Music oh god
No 29 man
No, it was a massive scene.
My feelings are broken.
Hello?
I'm sorry.
The owner too.
The bull war.
I'm tired bro. I actually have not been sleeping
What is there a prior no
I'm tired
Friar? Slammin' Portable Forge? Soraka, Kale? Slammin' on 2-1-1, I'm good.
Oh my fucking god.
Wait, which one is better?
On A-SOUL?
Echo?
Ari?
Ari? Echo.
Which one?
Hurry, hurry!
I mean, they're both like, Ari is better in the stats.
I mean, this one's like, more flexible, no fucking.
You can play a Victa as well and then also I'm pretty sure what did the stats say for
it to be?
Already better than the stats but Echo Patience feels better.
What do the um...
Is there anyone else that...
C'mon.
Let me just go check.
A reliant soul.
Three items built.
It says...
Ariora is negative 0.38
and EchoPatience is negative 0.47.
Bro, nice fucking try man.
It's not even better than the stats.
Give me the stalker.
Alright, but let me see, but I'm pretty sure, oh, oh, I can actually look for that echo
or the Zoey fucking Purva- Purva-Tas.
If I see it.
Wait?
Which one is it?
It's like 10 instances of damage you gain mana.
Is that what it is?
and you just cast a million times is it uh is it OP on is it on oh oh is it is
it still OP on like 10 instances of damage you you gaining P or is it like you
really want that one or like or you just can't play it without it and I'm
about this is what it is old like I feel like it still has to be good right
Yeah, I mean I'm pretty sure the mana has to be busted. Like legit busted.
Mana is greater than- well no fucking shit!
If my unit just cast a million times a second, no shit is better.
But what if I don't hit it?
No, it's mana- oh!
Ahahahahaha!
Is this rage bait? Is this rage bait?
No shit man, I'm not fucking dumb.
It's 50 mana spent to gain mana.
What?
Wait, what?
What?
I'm gonna just...
What?
I'm going to just...
Okay, so how it works is the instances of damage, it procs.
Like, you know how it bleeds over two seconds?
It just keeps procing instances of damage and you just start jenning infinite mana.
It's like blading tool.
But the thing is, the Morello does not even proc.
I cannot.
1 2 3 4 5 6
Holy shit.
Also is this so, like, you just push levels with it, is this still OP?
Like Zoe 2 push levels, is that still OP?
It probably is, right?
Assuming your frontline is way better.
Like is Zoe 2 with like Nunu 2 and everything is already like fucking insane?
Because Zoe 2 is 0, I don't already does like 7k damage if your frontline can sustain it.
No...
K.
No, I don't know the armor yet, I mean I'll see, because if I don't hit the good armor,
I'm just gonna play mehb.
Wait, he's actually killing units, right?
Oh, nice.
I still need two of the devs to win out, check over, no you don't.
The stats don't...
Hey?
What the fuck are these tanks?
I mean I'm pretty sure this is already enough to just fucking streak me through a fast man.
I'm not even kidding.
I can just play with Blanc.
I'm actually certain that I can just go 9 with this on 2-star
and then I just leave this on my 2-star Zoe and it's just 30k damage.
Because Zoe with no items already doing 50k damage.
Is there a vanguard?
There's one more, who cares?
There's always Sunfire Cave.
It's not saying it's Nashor's JG if I actually want to carry Zoe.
Zoe 2 better than LeBlanc 2.
Bro, look at this unit's AP.
Holy fuck.
Just wait.
Is Zoe 2?
Oh, I'm about to win with Zoe 2.
Oh, just wait.
Just wait.
I just need some pro laning to sustain it.
Like, be honest, have you seen Zoey 2 do 7k damage with 0 items?
Yes.
So what happens when you actually give it some items?
I should have.
I just shouldn't have made the intro.
I should have just Ervscambit, Arbiter.
I mean, it's not this.
Ervscambit, and I just, I can go, I mean, 6-Wolf is actually pretty good.
Does this do anything?
I can make Voyager plus 1 frontline for more damage, Amp.
I had to kill the component
Soraka's miracle Ari's aura, I mean I go double double easel
I'm gonna go from that I'm fucking I
I want to play the Zoe. I'm gonna see if it is. Oh, she's good. I mean, I'm pretty sure it is
Shepard
I said I'm opening with double warm item allowee allowee the long
I should have just went for 5th Zoe and then itemize Zoe, then itemize the block.
This is looking like an uncontested first K3, beautiful TFT true.
I'm waiting because I might get like full on there or so.
44. And I lost my streak.
full belt
changing
natural tooth
jg
bro
Should I just play met that guy already has a new new
Okay, no, no, I'm in I'm in
I don't really like Nashor, oh wait, oh wait, it is for sure.
belt hold to you I have to make voice at first and then I'll make the national
tooth if it's uh what's it called if I get if I can get a JG and I just for
I don't want to live in G.G.
Yes?
But yeah, if you have the mana one, you can just go G.G. Guardbreaker with it and you
just go infinite.
I might as well run first.
No, the whatever it's called, you can't look at the stats because I don't have the right
arbiter.
I don't have the broken arbiter.
G.G.
I don't have the I don't have the manager on Arbiter one. I have the fake one.
The broken one is like the manager on damage whatever the fuck.
That's why I'm just pushing Warpath 27 gold Warpath
I need Bangor plus one. I mean I'm gonna be rolling even if I roll.
I'm inside of the loss.
It's a Zoe with shit items, it's my Zoe with the Blanc items and it's Zoe 1, just fucking
wait man.
And now it's permanent roll, 56, 9 free rolls.
I just need 1 Leblanc and GG, oh nice.
I mean I just need 1 Leblanc and GG.
5 more free rolls.
Not one new so my front lines already good and wait, I don't I need Zoe to actually
Another boat
I just realized I don't have
I mean just look at my items except it's it's only one I fucking can't man, please
I don't have those do my board is illegal though
Yeah, I'll actually take your own grab back
Look at Zoe 1 damage, look.
Just wait, just wait.
Zoe 2 is about to just drop the fattest fucking nuke.
16 rolls now and 3...
I mean, I actually need this now or I'm dead.
So we do.
Leblanc paired, what's it called, paired?
3 more rolls.
Alright, Nunu 2, that's pretty good.
But I mean this is my prismatic so like I'm about to fall off a fucking cliff
Hold the chaos 64 ESP that's a prismatic
One, two, three.
I can't.
I don't want to use real rolls though.
Can you show?
Oh yeah.
No, this armor is not even the broken one, man.
The broken one is when you deal damage 10 times, you gain mana.
You will just sit there and spam 5 million times a second.
This one's not even good.
But I mean, it's a lot of AP, just like, I mean, it's a lot of AP skills, but like...
Like, it's still, like, no, it's not trust me.
It's not nearly as broken as the other one.
The other one, you just sit there and just spam ult.
I'd rather go Soraka anyway, if I'm playing Vanguard for clients, and then I give each
me the Soraka's Miracle, Karma too.
I'm just gonna use my free rolls, I'm not gonna use like, uh, real money.
One, two, three.
Oh, good.
2, 3.
Karma 2 and Echo is greater than Zoe 2. Rage?
Great.
That Victor just one shot my... one shot me through the fucking the miracle.
It just one shot me... it just my Nunu died twice. What the fuck?
One, two, three!
Kaiser III, fizz, 3-oran, 3.
I can not and I healed two from Soraka's miracle and I'm about to heal one every turn.
I will not let you.
Gigi and I just do Gary.
I mean, this is gonna not bring me in.
Oh, the long two. That's pretty good.
Those things underestimate me.
And I have a lot of issue on my front line.
I mean, that's pretty good.
Okay, now what now what?
What is this board?
board. I mean this board it doesn't have but the frontline is a Nunu one so it's just a
I don't think he even caught my Throg of Mero.
They did it.
Alright, what the fuck is this trash this guy is looking kind of strong double radiant orn
One, two, three, four, five, six, but honestly, I feel like people are underleveling for rass
on this board game.
Six traits.
I can also play 3 Voyager and that's just 6% Amp, but this would be 12 AS and
12 armor MR and all the like I mean I'm much rather play that what
Who the fuck do I beat who do I beat I
Mean this is the strongest in the lobby he's three-star everything
They didn't got him.
And then when I have Hedge Fund I can't even hit.
I don't get it.
I have the AP one.
I'm not going to roll, there's nothing to roll for. I'm just going to Econ up, pray I survive.
And then I will be
And then I will be using these free rolls for for for three star and call it a day
If I die I die this is where it is
Oh shit, the top 4 already bet.
Scam the top 4 so lucky bro, fuck you man.
Alright, maybe I can hit uh, brass 2.
three rolls triple ribbon chop like it
okay if I have these items on Zully I'll play I'm willing to play Poppy too over
or I'm willing to play Blitzcrank too over I'll be one of for sure my dad
Why does this fight look like I'm level up on it?
I mean, it's level 10 of it.
My prismatic is a fucking guy who's got a lot of his own.
You are actually trash
Yeah, like after I click that prismatic, I'm basically just allowing myself a 4th is good.
Just spike immediately and just get a 4th.
I'm tired.
Why does it feel like every game I play is an actual coinflip?
I mean, it actually is half the time.
There's so much OP shit, I mean, the coinflip happens in augments.
The skill is minimizing or getting placements.
I mean, that's just always TFT.
It's just getting placements when you don't Hyrule.
And then converting,
like it's just gaining placements when you do Hyrule.
But you need to know how to Hyrule.
But you need to know what to do after you Hyrule,
you know what I mean?
And you also need to know when you did Hyrule.
Hello.
I'm tired.
I'm tired
Oh, oh
All right, next spot for I'm out. Yeah
I just I streamed 11 hours you said you stream until DRX KT. Yes, but I'm tired
I'm tired.
I've just gotten here, Sage!
Why do you talk so weird?
I am?
First message, following since April 21st, 2026.
Oh, I didn't even know that the Lakers are still playing right now.
Oh, holy shit, the Lakers are up again.
Holy shit, they play so late.
I mean, I guess I'm East Coast.
Good night, Big Mike!
No, how many games did you play today?
Did you, did you, did you meet your quota of 20?
Because I think yesterday you owe me 17k.
I mean, yeah, in two days he should be playing 40 games and he only played 23.
The fuck?
He left.
Hello, chest.
Milka is actually so good at just abuting broken shit.
This guy just watches CS on his second monitor, on his third monitor, who will just have the stats open, and he'll just fucking copy and paste all the broken shit and just play it better than everyone else.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Alright, that would be 27k then.
You won't play 10 games today, where?
If it's so easy, then why are you 4.3?
I didn't say it was easy.
When did I say it was easy?
You can have tactic stat tools on one monitor, you can have CS on the second monitor, are
you going to outplace milk, playing the broken shit, probably not.
The guy sent a screenshot of him contesting a victor player with malware matrix.
And he went like, I don't even know what he placed, like he all I know is he outplaced
the guy.
And he's just sitting there just chuckling to himself, saying that he outplaced him.
Like bro, he does not give a fuck man.
He hit Bronze for life, saw his item was that garbage and will play it anyway.
How do I...
I guess I can just manually scroll up.
This is making my head hurt, I can't find it.
I can't find it I can't find it I'm too lady double war
I want to play a game I'm tired
I'm gonna put you in a bill that Rod chain show us a broken cock TY
Okay, I mean let me hit some broken augusts, then.
Here you go, sir.
He didn't even hit BFL.
Item, grab bag, Electro-Charge-
If I saw a middle spot, I'd be so mad.
Same, and he's just sitting there chuckling himself like an idiot.
I don't have an Ezreal.
I sold my uh, what's it called?
I don't have an Ezreal.
If I do, I was going to get time break with no Ezreal.
I would have just taken savings of cap.
Ezreal?
That's real
I don't even care about anima. It's just gonna get griefed anyway. We're at the weight wreck sigh
No, you wouldn't I mean honestly, you're right. I wouldn't
Chocolate a lost full open GG
Nice bro, I could have fought this like this her man
And Emma timebreaker
Unbelieveable.
URF into space growth plus one.
These guys are all open, though I can't even get the cash out.
This is the worst.
Uh, Barriss, R.A., 3 costs a U, own 5 free re-rolls.
What kind of weapon am I going to be playing?
Am I a timebreaker?
I mean, the HP is so fucking insane.
I mean I'm done we stick there some pressures are so big Diana Chogat is
I might get a little bit of a closure probably I mean he's just full open yes
Yes!
Shit's so fucking cringe, man.
Calculated loss in the full open.
No time to waste.
Shit's so fucking cringe.
I wonder if he absolutely tries to open, and then I'm screwed.
If he loses this round, and I don't get the double anvil, I'm going to be not happy.
Okay, nice, he didn't open.
Pretty sure he's supposed to open though.
Cause like, he should know that I haven't fought this guy yet.
Okay, it's actually fine.
like if I don't get there, like if I don't get there for her, it's just a GDG.
And then now I can actually start playing the board, that should be pretty good.
No...
K.
Why do we not open? Bro, it's solo queue, man. I would much rather just play my own spot and grief him for no reason.
Hell no, man. No one cash out anything.
I mean if he if he puts an anima, I will be I will be making sure he's not cashed out or anything
I'm gonna wait one. Don't worry
The board Lulu
Time break
You're gonna owe me your right yo he put it in my yo someone open someone open please someone open
someone has to open but like my board is actually not even bad I have four time
Timebreaker with Cho'Gath too, Liss?
Wait, Pismatic taking it? I have to play LuLu re-roll with 3 star or everything, I'm in.
Actually, let me report this animal real quick.
I have so many rolls already.
Chain Cloak, BF, Pier, Rod...
GD! GD!
Oh wait, oh, Nova!
I mean, wait, holy shit!
Alright, bet! GD!
Wait, what is Lulu 3's best item, Demon?
Lulu?
It's not even Shodan.
It says it's Shodan Shodan JJ, Shodan Rabadon JJ, Shodan Arc JJ, GS9, Shodan
Art JG, GSNature's JG. Is JG just a bug item?
Why is there no rabbit on the ship?
I get the board.
No tier!
I cannot!
It's it's you look up at the stats of double national JG you're gonna you're gonna go ahead and ban your ass or ban yourself
I think no fling
I need a time breaker for 8 trucks, a twisted bait, a pantheon, a pantheon, a little yo,
I'm out guy, a Lulu, I mean Rassadate right?
And then what's the last one?
Jazz.
Uh, I might as well suck one more.
I mean eight gold, but I get a chain.
And then that one gives me a cloak.
But chain could be half some part of it and cloak is half
Three out of two Nova, it's just a free fucking what's it called man?
It's just free the Nova spec gives
Allies deal 10% stack and bonus true damage. That's pretty good. That's pretty good
And I have prismatic ticket with five rolls already.
I'm about to just moan in Malkai 3, Lulu 3, Lulu Sacks.
Lulu Sacks.
It doesn't suck when you hit 3-star everything in 1 millisecond, man.
He's cashing out on 300, buddy, man.
I mean, I can only fight him for one turn, man.
I have too much too much gold
Lulu plus TF
I mean if I fight him it is what it is that's just a bad beat
I'm not going for 3 star on this, I might as well go for 3 star on Nillio, I'm not going
for 3 star on this, if I lose I lose, who the fuck cares, I'm trying to break her in and
I just tree.
And...
Oh actually no, I think I prefer to win this one, I guess it doesn't really matter, it
got wrapped.
Also, I'm pretty sure this radiant natural item is legit broken.
And human allies.
I would not lose against these gears.
And four more free rolls.
Nova timebreaker.
Great man
How do I still like I kind of want to over pantheon 3 and millio 3 I
Still
I'm losing a gold. If I don't hit that, I won't be able to hit that much.
Nashor 2 plus 1.
Miss Vex 6.
He hit anyway.
Mmm, I mean I cut it in the end of your army
And then I hear I just don't actually do that to you and I honestly that's probably
Oh look who I fight look who I fight
Look who I fight
On four one after he catches out at ten life all in like this game is just ass
It wow nice man. This is this is a really fair fight. This is a really fair fight. I
I don't get it. I don't get it. Is this a fair fight? I don't think so. This is a fair fight. Not really.
Vampiric for damage and effort for healing reduction.
Glass Cannon on backline. Boxing lessons. Glass Cannon, Vampiric, forge a friend. Climb the ladder.
glass cannon 60% damage amps one off of jacks 3
millio three jacks three I'm probably gonna roll until I hit
All right, I mean if this loses it is what it is
Let me uh
I should probably be putting this on not whatever the fuck is on I
Need to make sure I can level for rest with the thing with the mount guy three. I'm at board is actually nasty
Okay, okay
25% full board
I mean I have enough remover to this shit
Honestly, do I have enough removers to use the time to remove on that as well? Fuck it. I still have three more.
Eh, yeah, fuck it.
And...
I'm pretty sure I actually won the Leo 3.
What is even healing my backline?
Oh, it's this one right?
RENOVA, I CAN'T EAT!
I mean I have to go Barris.
I mean I must.
I mean the A3 Rules is insane, but I mean I have to go Barris.
If I don't get better, I'm just gonna get banned.
Alright.
I'll roll to third.
Actually, I'm probably, okay, nice.
Okay, well I don't really want to roll anymore.
I can't.
I do need Malkai 3 though.
This guy has a lot of galleos.
I'm sure that I find one Rast.
I have Eatrox man.
I got Eatrox.
40 or 30 I mean I mean I'm just gonna send it to zero here
I think Pantheon or I think Malkai is squishier than Jax.
I mean surely with the various moon it's not the case
Show you natural GG. If I go, like if I go, what's it called, natural, I mean every time
I don't have, I only have one remover, man.
GG, I only have one remover.
GG.
I have Atrox, guys.
I have Atrox.
I'm not a fortune, it's fine.
It's a one-hour.
Well, honestly, I might as well.
But then I have to use my remover.
I'm probably gonna move to Sunfire to Jax
and get a real third item.
So that's like, not even that third.
I need to level for this atrox or I'm screwed.
It!
What?!
I need to level for this Racer is screwed up I can't level I just had to I just had
the position like this and it was fine and then now guess who I'm gonna fight guess who
I'm fighting
Not have the comfort level here. I don't get it
He died.
I don't know if Lulu is playable on board.
I'm gonna be honest.
This shit looks ass.
I hope they lose.
It's Talun Riven, not TF Milio.
Oh, wait, that sounds way better.
Oh, no, but this game I have, I have million three though.
the compass asks Lulu spreads too much of her damage. Also, I'm pretty sure Jax3 is way
tanger than Malkai3 unless you have like one of those hexes. Because this shit is something's not
right. That shit does it's not, hey. Oh god. Hello? May I flake?
May I flake?
I am tired as fuck.
I'm dark
All right, I'm gonna send you guys to the fuck and I'm pretty sure he's gonna stream until DRX as well
J? I mean that was a good climb. I climbed 60 LP today in 12 hours. That's pretty good.
GG. Actually I don't even know what LP I started at. But what LP did I even start at?