I have a lot of items here, so I will go for this one.
Hello?
Oh no.
Hello!
I'm sorry.
Hello!
Oh no.
Let's go!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
just look just look at my emblems just take a look at my emblems I can't I can't
I'm lucky it's not even that good monkey yeah
Who, who, who even is the, who even is the best, who do I play, because I already have
I don't see it or a batch if I don't see it Voyager, Psionic, Anima, we need to report
right now what we got.
What are you recording?
I don't... what is this right yet?
People Nova?
Are you done recording?
Yeah I can play uh... I mean if I don't find...
I can play Nunu and I can hold uh Rammus.
Nunu? Rammus.
And honestly, I'm probably always gonna remember to hold, like...
Alright. GG.
GG.
I think there's three people trying to fight lost.
Hello?
Why am I lasting?
Hello?
There's three people trying to fight lost.
Am I just gonna, am I just gonna let it go because I, I'm pretty sure it's like not even,
like if there's two people it's not even worth trying to open, I'm just a little worried
about it, G, G, G.
Ha ha ha ha, holy shit, G, G.
And then they fight each other, I lose and I'm pretty sure I scam the anvils.
oh
hello
hello
I don't get it. Just look at my spot. I can't. How many places is that? Honestly, not even that much, because I'm pretty sure my board is gonna, like, save lives pretty fast.
I would say it's, like, it's probably, like, I actually don't know. Because I don't think my spot could ever be bad.
I don't get it. Wait, is Wemby out for the series? Wait, what? Wait, what? He's cooked!
He got con- How long does it take to, uh, heal from a concussion? But you- Can you
Did you just play through a concussion?
Or not?
No?
Okay, well I didn't know man
I mean you don't have to be so fucking disrespectful
No!
No! Bro fuck you man!
No!
Have you ever been KO'd? That shit fucks you up. No? Why the fuck would I get KO'd?
I think space repository needs three. I don't know, you tell us buddy.
Are you going to deposit today? Yes. I mean I've always deposit, I don't get it.
and
Like it climb the ladder on on the thing is okay teaming up
Like if I'm playing vertical surely this is good right I mean I feel like like surely this is good
Honestly is charge transfer broken on Nami because I feel like Nami over kills a lot or nah, yeah fuck it
5% Damage Amp?
Honestly, isn't Glast cannon just...
I mean...
I'm pretty sure this actually has to be good.
He's right.
5 space growth.
No brawler.
Rod, Glove.
Tier Glove Chain.
Haaah, it's just another first. I can't.
I can't.
I cannot.
Congrats for hitting two space emblems, that's so skillful. Oh thanks. Master Yi's
head beyond and that's really good. I can space grow some piece of garbage. Does this
even work on cast? I don't see if it even has a cast. Nova? Replicator? What is
What is this?
Space Grove?
Yee? Rogue?
Look, sexy spot, what happened?
Wait, how can you get hedge fund into late game specialist?
Sir, I don't think you're winning set score 100, but I guarantee you if I make it to Blitzcrank 1, Riven 2, Nami 2, it's over.
It doesn't matter how much gold you have on 9, because the emblems shit on the legendaries.
The legendaries are ass.
Like, he has every 2 star legendary game, I just load up with my fuckin' Blitzcrank 7th Space Grove, Nami 2, Riven 2, how can he compete?
How can he, please tell me, how can he compete?
How can he compete?
How can he compete?
He can't.
He can't.
Uh, okay.
Uh, okay.
So where is...
Rod, Cloak, Tier, Chain, Spark, Shogun, JG, Nami, Plus, One.
If I go JG, then I'm playing around Tier, Glove, and I can go Hodge, Space Grove, JG.
that I can just slam hodge.
Let's go.
Okay, spark.
And then honest, and then my tier sucks.
You're right.
Uh, one, two.
I'm probably just still going on a three.
I don't know if I'm going to kill two or whatever.
GG.
I
I slept like I slept like seven hours, and I was still tired and I was like, I'm like
and then I woke up and I was just about to start stream but then I passed out for another two hours
so I'm actually like well rested and then uh what do I have I have
okay JG okay space Grove JG hodge yes my tank is gonna have brawler spark plus one
it's gonna be either orn or the the or the space grove
Well you will actually be hit in rank 1 then you're gonna go beast mode today, exclamation.
There's a fucking love watcher in there, Jesus Christ, I hate it.
Wait, this, this, M1 actually looks good, or not.
Doesn't this actually look good?
It's actually, you can, you can see the damage and I have a fucking milio.
But what happens when that's not me too, because the entire board is dying, it's something I don't get.
I don't get it.
Alright, well now I just sac one.
He's one HP.
I cannot.
This should have said it very bad.
Okay, you're all so bad.
I mean, I don't have to tell you, man.
BS sword BS sword BS sword what?
What I had two reporters
Three reporters actually what the fuck gee I mean double shogun on Nami is really good
and then I just go double shogun plus one and
And should I reforge chain? Or am I just okay with no anti-heal? It's probably not lobby.
Yes, no, yes, yes, no, no, no. He's so lucky. He is so fucking lucky he is fighting me this turn.
If I have Nami to Riven to and I fight him next turn, he's dead. He's legit dead. I can't
So lucky man
fucking lucky I
It's 20 the level and then I'm rolling eight rolls for free plus 40 gold like
He's so lucky
I'll blink on on this is actually not even bad
I can't I can't
I can't!
Wait, when did I get this tier?
Shogun?
Tier tier tier?
Alright, I'll put this enough for these two years, it doesn't matter.
I don't get it.
Can I do this?
I mean am I hitting new me too?
This game probably not, right?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I'm not sure what our two free rolls was.
Two! I mean, one two is actually pretty good.
I mean, I need to play Ornn over this.
And then I can space grow that and tank that.
But I need Rammus two at least, man.
Okay, thank you. At least my tank...
At least my tank is no longer complete dog-shite.
And I can just brawl over like some pizza barge.
You got it, GG.
Okay, but I'm not even Riven Pear.
That's my roll deck on...
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Honestly, is it better to spread the Nami into Shoujo over here?
It probably is, right?
Like this unit actually drops a fucking nuke.
No, if I have Nami 2 Riven 2, this guy would get fucked.
Straight up fisted out the ass.
That's Setsuko.
But now I'm just one life man, I have nothing, my board is ass.
I don't got it I don't got it.
8-3 re-rolls with a bow.
What?
No ribbon.
No the thing.
Again.
I can't.
I can't.
8-3 rolls. 1, 2, 3, 4. Okay, I also don't have a Blitzcrank. Let me go for a stupid SDRG.
What are you at? I can go Nashor Tooth JG, Shogun Nashor Tooth JG. No, because I need
to save the bow and the belt. How many removers do I have? 3. Shogun Shogun is fine. A bow,
A belt?
A belt?
Boom.
Okay!
How many improvements are gone?
I'm curious.
One, two...
I can't scout.
Can you guys scout for me?
Wait, this guy has some as well. He has two as well.
I don't care about it.
Riven 2 in the game is over buddy, and it's over buddy.
Oh wee hee hee hee hee! 1, 2, 3, 4.
Brooooo.
I mean I don't want to use real rolls man.
I can't.
Also I have a question.
Where is the Blitzcrank?
Where is the Blitzcrank?
I mean the only thing that matters is Riven. I mean there's no reason to do anything else, but I think they're all gone, man.
One, two...
That guy had three four, I think. I don't know where he went. I don't know where he went.
your level 8 bud stop there you know the odds of level 4 and level 8 is nothing
there's not even a alright sorry the difference for forecast on level 8 and
level 9 there is no death there is no death it's 3% who the fuck cares not
BING!
A bow bow, belt deer, belt chain bow BF.
I mean the only thing that matters is Riven 2 and a Blitzcrank.
And if I don't hit, it is what it is. GG.
GG. I'm out of gold. GG.
GG.
GG.
I mean if I have Breven 2 I can actually kill Setsuko here man please I'll speak on
I need one blitzcrank, and the game is over.
One blitzcrank.
Holy shit, there's so much damage here.
70% damage here.
I mean, you already won the lobby, so I'm just trying to not die.
Is he dead?
Alright, that's two Romans back in the pool.
And...
And...
Zero L.P. when?
Jazz Lothay, thank you for the sum, alright?
GG, GG!
No, no, no, no!
Give me sense of go, give me sense of go!
Right, right this instance!
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Give me sense of go right now, give me sense of go right now.
go right now I will just fucking murder him please please please please please I was in
listen I was in jazz a lot to stream earlier and I was laughing that he was
zero LP and then he just goes huh I'm zero LP I don't care oh no no no I was
laughing at you zero LP I was laughing that he averaged a five at zero LP and
And he just goes, I don't care I'm 0LP, I told you guys, man.
When you're 0LP, it's just a tactical ball forward, like no one fucking cares.
Give me sets to go, give me sets to go.
I'll just end them. On the spot.
Guy is ass!
Okay, well honestly, maybe not.
If I had a Blitzcrank, I would win for sure.
Well, I don't have a Blitzcrank.
So where's the Blitzcrank?
I need Blitzcrank.
This guy has Blitzcrank 2 on 8, or he's only 9 now.
But he was level 8. Fucking scammer.
Oh yeah, you need three. You need one more.
Why am I playing Bell on Orn for Radiant?
Rage?
Bait! That's Rage Bait!
Oh, good, good.
was a serious question because an extra item is better than a radiant item I
would rather have two items than a fucking radiant item in a belt a belt a
fucking belt I mean I don't I don't need to double fucking I don't need
double
I mean honestly then I wanted to move here I'd rather just get another radiant
I'm sure they get a pink item.
I don't need to have it on.
And...
I think he calls pretty good.
Deflaw, Reign, Val, whatever the fuck this is.
GG! GG!
Like, if I had, let's prank this guy, he's dead!
He would be fucking dead!
No, no, no, this is just, this is unbelievable.
This is unbelievable, man. I can't.
My spark is dead.
And my mommy got what they called me.
He's so bad.
He's like, he lost to someone actually. He's so bad. Like, if I just had one Blitzcrank, he is dead, by the way.
He is dead. He would be dead.
They look definitely none of this deep!
Space Grove without Blitzcrank averages into sixes, man!
That one unit just one-shots their entire board!
It's so OP!
new skid roots. You ass!
I played really well this game. I'm not gonna lie.
I loaded in with a Timebreaker on 2-1.
I reforged my Primordian and Meeple, kept the Space Grove, and I got another Space Grove
and a Brawler.
GG.
GG.
Give me give me blitzcrank and this guy is just finished
I don't even know what item I want, man.
It's a blitz item.
I mean it was probably down on the blitz item.
I have one more roll watching to watch.
I need blitz pouring.
I mean, I kind of need more Ghana in this matchup, but honestly, how would you task
you to this idiot?
I mean, Arman and Mara is kind of good on whole board.
And right, 12, I mean, the task is to use a 12 Arman and Mara, or 5%.
Are these even going to cast?
Where is this stupid ass Blitzcrank, man?
I cannot!
I ate him how I just beat this guy and I just ate a sense ago and now I go third
this is not reasonable this is just not reasonable and I also don't have a blitz
crank
I mean the clone, I'm still going to lose to the clone man, I don't have a boots crank.
I ain't real, what, what the fuck is-
I BEAT HIM!
You know what? Let's actually watch. Let's watch the real fight.
Let's see what happens. Okay, honestly, this guy looks strong as fuck.
I would be mind blown if this guy loses actually. He's like mountain plus 30.
level 10 mountain plus 30
oh wait
All right, this is a good third bed nevermind
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Wait, hold on.
I have zero LP I don't care thank you, thank you, thank you, I have zero LP I don't care
care. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. When you are zero LP, you can go eight 20 times
in a row. Who cares? MMR is not real, man. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's just not
real. You have the same LP as me and have rank one in site and title because my true
Lp is not even close to whatever my LP is right now my true LP is 1.8 K your true LP is Emerald 2
If you're 1.5 K LP challenger MMR Lassa losing on 0 LP doesn't matter. Yes, he's right. He is fucking right
Check my LP
We have the exact same LP!
TWINZIES! SHUT THE FUCK UP, MY GOD!
Like a giant mic. This is Rage Maid.
It's actually... I mean, I got God in the middle, right? It's just Rage Maid.
Alright, whatever.
Rage Maid.
TWINZIES! Bro.
Alright, whatever.
I
Ordered Chick-fil-A for the third day in a row. I ate
Chipotle two days in a row and then I ate Chick-fil-A three days in a row GD GD sir
These these chicken tenders these chicken tenders from Chick-fil-A goddamn
God damn.
I haven't eaten in 25 hours, I'm trying to do a 72 hour fast.
Who asked?
Not me buddy.
What's more condescending?
Bud or buddy?
Bud, right?
me bud
fuck it I'm he watching from now on bro you've been he watching anyway I'm not
fucking stupid
I've died.
I've been to 180 degrees for the last-
Let me actually just sit up. I'm going to sit up for the rest of the stream.
I need to kill her though.
Why? Why the fuck did I play Jinx on my board?
Why did I upgrade my talent?
I hope I get some gold.
I mean I much rather hold anything but Jinx.
What the fuck?
I'm tired, man.
alter means that oh you just started have like more info like you don't want to play
too many games on your board
They're on your board.
Josh offers randomness.
What am I even playing this game?
These are fucking ass.
Miss Jinx too. I can't. Am I just going fast line?
But then the only I know I can make is like Staraff. And I probably have the street.
I don't even know why these other, why my ATRs are still in front of me.
He made a straf as well.
No.
No.
U.S.
Nice straf, buddy.
U.S.
I could also just play a
Bastion Marauder
It's not even better than just
I don't know if I'm going back to 3, but I'm probably not.
I strike on, on, on, on, uh, a lousy attack on that ad.
Don't be a foe.
Don't be a foe.
I could've also just went GS.
But then, I, I guarantee you if I send GS,
I'm gonna get baited into playing like fucking,
I don't even know what.
I would have gotten baited into playing like into corki
yeah and then I and then I don't win the round because I like GS sucks
I mean, I'm probably not even gonna play this.
I'm low key, low key this 4 can pass 9.
I 10th streak, sac stage 3, sac stage 4, and then 9 on 4 1, or 5 on 1.
Yeah, I'm probably losing on 3.5, but if I lose on 3.5, I don't know. I don't know how
I'm going to play. Okay, well I know what I'm going to play now. But I think the entire
lobby is playing the same thing. So if I take that, the entire lobby is going to play
I'm actually certain that if I take that, I'm gonna be second-weight contested.
This has also holding nami's.
I can't.
I actually can't.
Last time I took it, I just got 4-weight defensive, we just went 6-7-8-8.
That shit is ass.
It's actual ass.
Gragas, Nasus, Rek'Sai.
And then now I can just send last whisper.
And then now I can just send last Whiska, Maokai Victor.
I got 4 free reroll.
Okay am I just playing Victor then?
Wait, I can play Maokai, Maokai, or I got rerolled.
Wait!
Wait, wait, wait, what's the board?
I mean I don't think Sterax is that good on Ergot, but it's fine.
I mean I need a Collie Plano board eventually, good
Okay, it's Aurora
Maokai
Ergot do you play gala it's it's a brass
Rast a galeo
And easel
This is the board
Wait
What's the point of playing brass I don't get it
No A-Soul. A colleague is greater than A-Soul. Oh ho ho ho. I was about to say something doesn't look great.
And then you just back to Urgot.
So why was- why was the guy in my lobby- oh wait, what the- why wait, hold on.
Then why was the guy in my lobby holding A-Soul to-
You fucking piece of shit. What the fuck? I was playing Megan, I was like, oh yeah, like, I mean-
Oh my, he just had the fucking A-SOUL 2, no Metra sitting there to zero items, man, it's pissing me off.
Hello? Do I win this?
If I lose this round, I'm not going to be very happy.
Is my Sterak's prop yet?
I mean, that is good.
Isn't this spot actually insane for this comp?
I already have one Maokai, I think I have two Maokais, two Maokai, one Orua, one Orora.
I feel like the rest of the game is kind of expensive though, a roar holds the AP shit.
belt BF tier belt tier BS word shojin play around belt but then okay I need an item
I think I'm going to log in or I'm screwed.
I'm going to level Bastion, Marauder.
Should I just do some rolls? How are their boards living?
I think I'd be...
I'm pretty sure I beat this guy. I'm pretty sure I beat this guy as well.
Okay, I need some items though. I have no items. I don't even have 3 item orgots. I don't have a single tank item, and then I have one item or a...
Alright.
items I'm down for care package I mean care packages would be insane care
package care package to you our angel makeshift armor
crash that's dummy sir like big front line I mean some issues or thinking now
I don't know if that's fucking useless.
I think combat now, so it's not that.
Am I just taking Crash Test?
I mean, I can roll this and take Pilfer for Econ.
I'm gonna beat these two anyway, and I'm pretty sure I beat this guy anyway, fuck it.
Charge, transfer, is that good?
I'm not gonna say combat, fuck it.
I'm down, fuck it.
I'm not shit on all three.
Alright.
You stupid!
Wait, doesn't Urgot3 like Giga?
Yeah, I just don't come out to keep straight, but I was gonna beat him anyway so I was
actually okay with Pilfer.
But I don't, I don't, like if I'm playing a real comp, I don't need these fucking
stupidized dummies like actually.
Yeah, I think doesn't Urgot like Giga overkill?
I forgot to read this fucking one shot so I read it.
If it's not like I gave you things.
8% damage here.
Oh, there's an award of 3 also one shot.
I mean he's right.
I don't know what you're doing.
I don't know what you're doing.
I don't know what you're doing.
Wait where is the Voyager? Oh oh oh. I'll get out of here.
Alright, one charge for me.
Here you go. I don't know, my problem actually sucks.
uh it's pro renewable all right if I win this round I'm just gonna level here but
if I go in this round then I'm just gonna stop doing it
two five college champions I mean I I shit well now I have a big left
ah shit
oh the eternity we shall spend together
I fell on the right side
two ghosts
no I don't care I'm not taking my
low key there's nothing that bad if you make the like stage eight
all right something good please and
That's uh, that's really useful guys, gg.
That's really useful.
32, oh wait, oh wait, honestly I'm looking at this, this doesn't even look stronger,
I mean, if I win this round, which I am, because this guy's folding, I'm gonna let the miss turn for the double.
Also, I mean, this was stronger actually.
One, two, I have a Graves.
Okay, surely I just pivot onto this Graves.
And I just play Nova Graves.
I'm fighting level 60.
And then I have the shodun so I can go like the AP one.
Surely.
Alright, get the shit the fuck out of here, man, fuck you.
Alright, man, I'm gonna kill one more.
Alright.
Alright, and then I just go to the AP one where you just start stemming alts like a fucking beast
I don't know if Katelyn's like...
Wait, how? Where's my upgrade?
W-w-w-w-w-w-where's the upgrade?
Eh?
Oh, this is just, okay, I mean, it's probably turned into like, okay, and then I just level for ribbon
They just get time breakers.
Is it, even if you have a colleague in this precision ship, is it still IE?
Additional precision grants, 10% critical, is it still IE or no?
One of my items.
I mean I'm not just putting this on the board, but I can also just go guard breaker and get
80 later.
That sounds good.
But then I kill my belt.
But I can just start building a dual carry.
But then I also need some frontline.
I'm out of stairs so I'm kind of down to go for a dual carry anyway.
And then I have half like, Rullo, half, what, wait, I'm like, surely this crazy isn't gonna
suck, right?
I mean, I'm sagging the stage, so it's like, kinda fine.
Also, like, this charge transfer, so I can, huh, alright.
Looky, this thing is actually kinda, the 12v2 is not even that bad, I get an extra
life.
I mean, you just have to get to the solo awakening, belt overflow for more frontline.
Is this shit under tuned after 12%?
I kind of need some frontline though, I mean, BFL sucks.
After cold
I can make morello and a warmogs and then I just install
All right, it's gonna look shit, but I think after like seven upgrades this shit's about to drop a nuke
It's not important at all this turn
I'm ever playing for whatever it's called
And then honestly
I'm going to put a golly and now I just finished three tank items here and GG.
I didn't know it was coming down.
Just wait, just wait, just wait.
Alright, cool it!
Alright.
I'm ever playing this.
All right, now I have to wait two more turns. So after this one, after this one, I get one more upgrade.
And then I need like one more upgrade for a little bit more damage, and then it's GG or no.
And then I also need to get more frontline, and then it's a GG.
I mean this guy has a nomi to radiant nash or tooth. He hit the number one best item man. Oh my
Artifacted by burns of ash and evil
because I tightly do a perfect interval I can only do a perfect interval and I
can just drop these two or I guess it would be this one and this is more
for now. Two, three, six, come on six, come on four. Okay, that's actually acceptable.
I mean the rod is probably gonna be before us, but I guess I could go like
I mean, I have an Aurora too, like is Aurora 2 supposed to be bad or something?
Another space quote plus what man?
I mean, it's fine. Look, just look. I'm getting- I'm just getting rolls. Everyone calm down.
Genuine question, why are you going 9 here? Why would you roll on 80 here?
Please tell me what you're rolling for.
Malkai 2, that's it?
I'm gonna sit on 8, use all my gold to roll for Malkai 2.
Is this- is this Rage Maid?
How does this guy-
Golden Gamble?
I mean, I hit a Boi Kou's vision. I mean, no shit, I hit it. I mean, it's the only thing I can hit.
I don't even have enough money.
This Graves unit is so fucking bad.
I mean I hit the void coefficient though, look at this.
Like if I hit Graves too and I can upgrade my entire frontline, I can actually win out.
I mean, I get broadchain, warmogs, crownguard, frontline, and I get 12 gold, there's not even,
I don't know, fuck you.
I gotta get three items or...
Oh, I don't even have deal, nevermind.
Alright, this is good.
I'll pick this one.
So, we have 60 gold.
60 gold?
I have no gold, but I have no purple level.
It's not purple level with a level.
I have no purple.
Oh, I have no purple.
Okay.
But I...it's not purple with a level.
Wait, how?
Wait, how?
Am I just second one then?
Cause I don't have enough money.
All right, minus four, minus four, minus four.
No, no, no, no, minus four, minus four.
I mean, honestly, isn't this just my board?
Do I just play yee?
Minus four, minus four, don't laugh.
And then I can slowly pivot off.
Minus four.
It's this interval that's not perfect.
Oh my god, I can't.
Glove Belt, Glove Belt, Tear Cloak.
Oh, I'm fredded.
I mean, the board is actually not bad.
I just have to hit Graves 2, Maokai 2, and like TK 2 over hand beyond.
My entire board got what, I mean, I'm just like what I'm fighting in.
I'm fucking me!
I mean, it's fine, it's fine!
No, it's fine everyone. It's fine settle down. It's fine
Malkai do
I
Don't even have enough money to hit this shit
I don't get it just look at my board. I'm crazy one. That's well. Oh my god, and now I'm fighting radiant natural tooth
A belt of negative a million, well the screens actually doesn't even look that bad for Lootie.
I haven't won a single round.
I don't get it.
Fresh.
Oh my god, I cannot, I can't, I mean this guy is g1 man, surely I can beat g1 on level
All right, I can honestly, next time, if I load in on 2-1 with the graves, I still won't
by that shit. So fucking ass. I think the only time the unit is clickable is if you're
like hedge fund late game specialist and you 4-1 hit your entire board, stall with graves
on your board and don't itemize them until like stage 30? I mean, yes, my board is trash
because Graves makes it so I don't want to roll because Graves is going to be trash regardless
on stage 4. It has nothing to do with my final board. It's the fact that I have to
sit there and do nothing. If I just played Maokai Aurora Ergot re-roll, my board would
be way stronger for the entirety of stage 4? I don't know how to explain it. Just take
a step back and just look at what how grades changes your your your mid game if I if I don't
get baited by this grace I actually have value in rolling and why don't I just roll on seven
yes I pre-level to nine how much gold that I lose for is for gold going through the difference
of hitting grapes too? No man! I didn't even have a single pear!
What was the correct play?
You don't fucking hold this stupid ass Graves unit.
You just don't even bother.
You just acknowledge that the game is ass and you just sit there and press D. Because
also, I just want you guys to know this Radiant Nashor's Tooth item is fucking broken.
He golden- two people in the lobby golden gambles, right?
Actually, first of all, it gives the spat and these two idiots are just like, you know, I'm just gonna take the spat, I don't care, I'm space-groomed.
And they're just three-way contestants, I mean, they both hit Nami 2 anyway, right?
And then, and then get this, get this, ready?
You know what I actually just realized? Next time I'm just gonna five-way contest. I don't give a fuck. It just makes no sense.
I don't know why, like, I don't care. I mean, whatever. Maybe I'll hit, maybe I won't. It doesn't fucking matter.
Like, I don't hit, okay, whatever. I hit, okay, yay. That's good. It just, it doesn't matter how many times I hit, okay, yay. That's good.
It doesn't matter how many people are going to be testing you, and who dares.
You can't even play anything else.
But anyways, this radiant item is fucking broken.
It is just straight up broken.
And both of the Nami players who both hit Nami 2 by the way, both fucking rolled heads,
just finds radiant Nashor's tooth.
Oh my god.
How?
How
Well, it's both to to to
Um, the, the, the, this Graves unit?
Like, does anyone here genuinely believe that Graves is a good unit?
I, I would, I, I would love to hear some dates.
If you think the unit is good, please tell me how, like, I just don't
understand how the unit can be good.
You need to sit there and AFK for, it's like that fucking, the
Forge? Except instead of stacking stage 2, you're stacking stage 4 and 5.
He's good with aura farming. I need Riot Games to release the stats on aura farming.
I guarantee you he might be on par with Sona.
You fucking get grazed too? Nice man, let me just sit there and stow another fucking
seven rounds before he does something.
What happened to you saying yesterday you won't click dumb shit and actually play for LP?
I mean, I thought that if I grazed on 4-1, it would be fine.
But I mean, I can't make it to Graves 2, and then I just didn't have enough money to go 9.
So Loki, it's not actually Graves' fault.
Because honestly, I should have known that I wasn't rich enough to make it to Graves 2, and I should have just sold his ass.
But I guarantee you if I committed to Urgot, Aurora, whatever re-roll there
People are really close to work you could have played Graves on 3-7 by the way you could have perpa-scaled next day
You're not perpa-scaling shit the unit is ass
The unit is fucking ass
If you have five upgrades and Graves two he's good
But but then you and but then while you get to the graves do you just forget about every single fucking run you sacked
You just sack the entire game sacked of one life your AVP's in the fives
But if you hit graves to upgrade your entire board somehow make it the six upgrades
It was like see see
It was always graves. No it fucking wasn't
I just got bailed out
Can you stop talking
I need to change her a little bit, but we'll go to another spot in Hades.
Oh, good.
Oh.
Is this a Leona Timo re-roll?
The Paws Champ?
Leona?
Oh, it's also Verus Office Champion.
Maybe I just need the Shitter Goops.
I'm not sure if it's a boss champ.
I'm not sure if it's a boss champ.
There's a lot of nicks going though.
Oh, cheese.
Riot bait.
Varus, the rush.
Risky moves.
Expedition.
Kind of poor, so I actually have to open.
Alright, am I just playing mech then?
Oh no, I'm telling you, I'm pretty sure expedition to mech is actually bad.
No joke.
I mean, every time I see it, it just gets run over nowadays.
I know just just no just trust me. It's actually bad. I'm pretty sure the tech is is this radiant natural tooth
Mech without animal equals range bait. Oh wait, really? Oh, it's known. Wait, how behind am I then?
GG
GG
I thought expedition into Mech was broken
I was playing as finishing a mech and I was just sitting there laughing the entire time
at someone who was uh uh uh uh uh a re-rolling Vhagar and then he and then he just loads
up with Nashor Toof Vhagar and uh GG my my mech just got fucking one shot I think
the delta on that on that shirt to make our three hold on they are three three
items I think that's like sound GD GD I can I think I check it with a negative
1.2 or some garbage
Will you play with the goat car? Is he oh, yeah, I think we're doing like some fucking
It's it's a RTT team playing against the fucking League of Legends team in League of Legends
Bro, they're about to get fucking brailed and they don't even know settle the fuck down buddy
Okay. Okay. Another two calls I can, oh man. Have you ever met Zairu yet? No. Okay so wait
What was the play I don't get it
I'm trying to play this naturally to date is under the stats loaded yet. There's a site still down. Oh
It's not even that good it's only negative point seventy
I mean negative point seventy is pretty good man, but like from this site this site is ass
There's this guy that had a build in regionals with with like negative like three delta or some shit
Oh, I can just like they are are not being are
I think that's uplink.
I mean isn't the entire lobby gonna do that though?
I mean I'm not taking that shit.
Alright wait.
Oh actually I can also just play Taisa if I see it.
I mean it's just whatever.
What do I get?
Am I just playing Taisa?
I can also play Big Doc.
I mean it's very...
my kaisa engine on it
I can only hold one side oh
shit
Shall I hold kaiser? Should I hold victor?
I'm this guy is the victor with the void staff. Okay. I'm not a kaiser
Is there a broken ring in this kaiser comp? because I'm pretty sure this mechline is fucking ass
stats explorer
this site is down man fuck fuck oh my bro please bro get the fuck off the site
everybody please I need the cider on screen hello
Let me make sure I'm not contested.
I think this guy is playing Kaisa.
Eh?
Anya's sugar Nico.
And then this guy has Uplink and a Victor, and the other guy has Voidsap and a Victor.
Okay, so what the fuck am I playing that for, oh, GG.
All right, I guess I'm just playing expedition mech,
GG, GG.
I mean, I'm done also playing GG.
I mean, by hand, PFL, I'm just gonna pivot into Victor too.
Like, it doesn't matter, it is what it is.
Now I feel like mech on like without you slow is like
It's it's actually
I mean, what about Samira 3?
But I kind of need to
I mean can I afford one two cost
I mean, I could open- oh wait!
Do you think it's stable on Dayguard 2?
I just go 7 meatball and print Dayguard 3.
I cash out with one life?
No?
Golden Niko.
Okay, well I'm kind of down to play Met.
I just got a Golden Niko from a blue orb.
Holy shit.
Alright.
Alright.
I need to make sure I lose though.
I think I'm fighting him. Oh God. And he opened for sure. And I didn't even full open. And now I'm screwing.
Oh actually? Oh nice. Wait, he didn't, he didn't bother full opening either. Oh nice. And now he doesn't get a 300.
I just saved the lobby. No problem, everybody. Hey, by the way, you were 600 LP by a sense ago and saved rank 1 in site?
Load! How far are you? Like, I don't know what to tell you. I, like, whatever. Anyways.
I mean that is good. That's actually a good thing. If you thought you could catch out at 300.
Uh...
On a roll, size matters for even more items.
I mean I'm kind of down.
Usually I would take money, but whatever. I'd go to Niko. You can't miss.
You legit cannot miss.
Don't care.
How can you miss?
I have golden eagle.
That's a 10 gold.
Okay, but I'm pretty sure this also doesn't catch out unless I actually have the uh...
And unless I actually have the uh...
Galio too.
Uh, yeah.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
GG.
Uh...
Alright. Alright. GG.
Oh, God. We're no God.
I'm not starting a 20 E tree. I'm probably starting like 16 E tree. What? I should not.
I should not be a little higher. I should not. It's probably like 18 E tree.
My god doesn't want peace.
20, 26.
26.
29.
And then I also have time breaker rolls.
I'm actually, the thing is though, I'm pretty sure if I hit, I mean isn't the game just
not like GG.
Because I, like this is way better than a tier 1, and this is also way better than a
tier 1 assuming you actually catch out.
So it's like I'm like actually pretty sure I'm just going to win out.
Like I'm way ahead of like tier 1 combat.
But I have 0-1 because I'm not taking even one, but I can't be good.
I can go 4, then 3, and then cash out 1 turn early, and I'm going to finish my vision by
getting super plugged in late.
Brother, you have like 2 gold!
Brother, you cash out gold!
And I also have more rolls here, and I also have gold and Niko.
Bro thinks he's winning out and then prismatic hits and he misses.
Okay, well that happens, that's just a bad beat.
I mean, we can all acknowledge it's a bad beat.
What's a golden Niko?
What's this? It's golden.
And it's an Niko, golden Niko.
Okay, the thing is, if you were a first-time TNT player, right?
And I said golden you go and you just look at the fucking screen. What do you think the golden you go is be honest? I
Don't understand I just don't understand
If you were a first-time fucking you haven't you haven't played a single video game in your life
In fact you came and see your monitor and I say golden you go where's the golden you go?
Where's the golden you go on the fucking screen?
It's just rage rate, it's just rage rate.
One cost human bottom right.
Alright, my bad.
Oh, 17-E tree. That's not even bad.
Alright, well, all of them out of each. GG's.
What do I get? A warmogs?
Dex barbara.
I'm not even rolling in the road
I can't
It's our ass leaves and it's GG guard breaker for sure
I've got this space time on last.
Where far?
Oh, what the fuck? All right.
Eh?
Alright, I mean I will allow that one, I believe.
Both here, Rod, Belt, oh it's healthy up for sure.
Oh, I'm getting a Wormons.
I should have given the Wormons a job if they see this problem.
Am I about to be one life?
I lost this round?
Eh?
Eh?
It's hypersomatic.
I don't have-
Thank you, thank you.
But I mean either way, I don't have-
This is my-
Ahahaha!
No!
No!
Oh!
Oh, uh...
I'll...
have it...
I'll...
have it...
This is my prismatic?
How can it just kill the...
the Urgot and then give me a Malkai?
Wait, how does this shit even work?
Did it not just kill the herbot?
Wasted Golden Niko, GG!
Actually, I would be dead.
Okay, but like, I have a question. Yes?
How did I lose 4-1?
I mean, I don't have Dalio too, but still.
Also, I- I- my prismatic?
I think I'm dead.
My prismatic?
It's not good.
I think I might be dead.
I need Fiora to roll.
All those wall items are complete trash on this unit.
I'm going to get gold, 60 to level, 60 to level, 60 to level, 60 to level, 60 to level,
I don't think I have the answer to that.
I don't think I have the answer to that.
I don't think you have the answer to that.
I guess he's just not a good guy.
I might as well just stack one for more money and then I know I mean it's actually a decent spike
Fiora
Okay, I just need to win a little bit and I can actually I can actually heal back up and I'm back
Alright, I killed 1.
How?
That's it?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
I'm always 1 inch in.
5.
10.
9.
10.
10.
10.
I can't spell it again.
I mean it's not bad in that one matchup and I haven't fought him yet.
Have I fought this guy recently?
I could fight him on 5-3, 1-4-9.
You can't, honestly I don't, it's pretty good.
Not a lot of it.
Alright.
All right
All right
I could go Guard Break over here and go Void JG Merlo, is that better?
Maybe I'll swap it if I get two items I think.
Like one more item, I'll swap.
Like one item for Jin, I can just go Guard plus one, and then just Void JG Merlo.
Yeah, it's not just the brubble, but it's completely helping me so much.
Alright, nice.
Alright.
Did I heal?
Wait, how am I only healing one? That's it?
Why does Erna not matter to one star? Because that six makes you get one team side anyway.
So you might as well... you might as well...
You might as well...
I think what I do is, if I just fight, who is this?
I honestly it's not even that bad
I would love to know how this is a bramble dip.
I would love to know how this is a bramble dip.
How can this be a bramble dip?
How?
How?
How?
When Spark already gives em up?
How?
Bro, it's not even good, man.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I'm just fucking bearish it on re-roll.
Look at the arbiter.
How are you just winning every round?
Where do you even get Leona 3 from?
I actually get bad beated by the prismatic
I think everything's always always...
Oh, not really, it's 50-10.
Uh, well, it's actually a fluke, it is.
If I hit Baron's lair, do I just win the game instantly?
Or any combat prismatic?
Yes?
No?
Yes?
Yes?
No?
Yes?
Yes?
No?
Yes?
Yes?
Yes?
Yes?
Yes?
Yes?
Yes?
Yes?
Yes?
Yes?
Yes?
Yes?
Yes?
Yes?
Also, I should just take the uh, like I just have to click Econ.
Even with Golden Wiko, why don't I just click Econ?
Hello.
I'm going to bring my beer back.
I'm like getting ready so I can go pee
Carva Pat kickstart crafty crafting items for Kale
Oh wait, GG, GG, GG everybody!
Oh, this is the guaranteed top 4.
This is actually guaranteed.
Bro, can a mod fucking start the fucking prediction?
This should be top 4.
I don't know what else to say, GG, GG.
Look at my spot.
I'll be right back. I need to eat.
Hello?
Actually is a good spot.
Yes man, the game is over.
Did I fight someone before you?
Did you get someone on the board last time?
Or no.
Or no
No, you're three
What's our it's altered I swear altered Ziya is actually okay
My scores okay, can can can everyone confirm that my scores on altered Ziya are like absolutely just fucking
one one one one one one one one one one
like anyone is there anyone with a credibility anyone that actually has
credibility in chat because I don't see anyone just honestly okay milk has
credibility yes every time I see you Ziya it's a good score that guy is the
the number one K3 hate watcher.
And even he.
No, I'm telling you, Alternatius is legit broken.
Does anyone else have a?
It's legit broken, it's actually broken.
Also, it's Kale that offers items
that have Crafted Caffe.
So I'm gonna have a lot of rolls.
This is a guarantee top three. I just looked your best unit is Zaya 2.37 in 19 games. Yes, Zaya is actually broken
I'm telling you I'm telling you Zaya is legit broken
Okay, but also a lot of them are probably Samira like some of the first are products in here but
Peaky. Peaky.
Do I even want to make Egon here?
Honestly, you know the play was actually, I should probably just use some rolls.
Eh, I mean I could scout and then decide whether I want to make rolls and use rolls or not.
Okay, it was definitely not use rolls.
I think the people I lose to, I'm about to get fucked.
But I'm kind of down to just not make Econ.
I mean, it's never going to be an Econ problem. It's just going to be a 4-2 all in.
And I'm going to have, let's say I make 5 items, it's 4-2 with 10 rolls, so it's 20 gold.
This is definitely not top 3 goal all in. I guarantee you this is top 3.
if you care even a little bit about your channel points I'm not even trying to
to like hype up my spot I mean what about now I mean that's I don't think I
beat this guy I should I beat him or like actually I don't know about beat him
These guys are just last second all in in top top three like look at this shit. It's just shameless
Holy fuck they just wait see this shop and now they just all in bro you guys are some losers
fucking losers but also the people that voted with the time that having like an extra minute
that is I'm not sending these items and I would for sure I bet 2k against you XOXO
alright call me crimson just wait I mean I call me crimson seven call me crimson
seven call me crimson seven oh I will be checking up on anybody not even so
you can fumble this spot. I think not even Emily can fumble this spot. It's
altar, five streak, crafted crafting so econ's never going to be a problem, bow
tier BF.
The only way I can fumble this spot is if I bet on myself bot ring and I just
Purposely throw like no joke. I would legit have been match-fixing to bot three this way about five
It's just not possible
Oh close your cloak BF GD
But I didn't wait to send that one. Do I want a level though? 60 to level? Probably.
and my items are fucking insane. Kraken, Sunfire, Adaptive, Play-A-Round, BF Sword. I have 4 out
of six piss for Nunu and then I have three out of six piss for Zyra. It's
altar and you play Rast against his ass. Or it's not ass but like you don't need it.
should that's and
And I
Think this is actually good on Master Yi kindred you will okay
I go plot armor on my board and also go I mean I can go once I don't really want
more econ plot armor our team victory I have a lot of hk on my board honestly
ribbon is that good
So I don't have a lot of HP right now, but uh it's fine.
You didn't ult a single fucking time? Are we serious right now? How?
Does your dad know you gamble? Yes.
He knows that I also gamble responsible so that's why he doesn't care
In fact, he's probably thinking he raised raised the fucking a little bitch because I just sit there and fucking poor me I
Gamble so little that even if I lose I don't even fucking care
I
At night my friend has been feeding me the dog shit on Dota 2
He's just sitting here like yo, these are cold hard locks lock that shit in just wake up to the fucking
The profit and I lock it in and I think I'm zero for like I'm one for like 11
Fucking piece of shit
Like a frog
And then I say so where's the apology and he says I can't apologize for a bad beat sir
We shot one this one not gonna apologize for a bad beat sir
Belt I'm not only one glow
and i i mean
okay i'm pretty sure i actually want i mean i don't really want
i mean i i have that thing though but i'm pretty sure i don't want the radiant item
actually i'm pretty i'm pretty sure i want to be the other one but
but i don't really want i don't want any of these
I mean just look can everyone just look at my spot jacks up I don't have a
forger to reforge the chain but what about for the chain to like I mean it
probably is for fortune always actually I mean adaptive Sunfire and then
Belkin even get back my name as well and I want it online I'm gonna go GS and
and play around, play around belled.
Gia's Kraken plus one.
Oh, nice.
I got a, what's it called?
I think I shrewd again.
I can't.
I think you wanna,
no, Rageblade isn't cause you play,
you play Rast and then also it's Altered.
My stats on Zyre are fucking illegal
I only have rageblade like half the time if you can if you can make a rageblade it makes sense to make a rageblade
You go for it like whatever, but do you need rageblade? No you what you need is a fucking kraken if you don't have kraken or db
Your zyad does not do damage. I
Know no kraken no db just fucking up the game
You you straight up your unit doesn't do damage
You're just sitting there attacking 5,000 times a second and nice man. It pulls back the feathers and
It's like you load up the summers rifting you build fucking ginsu first-time. How are you killing?
Well like you build like the fucking like the Kraken and then you build the fucking
I mean, that's actually what you build sometimes.
I can know what I should prefer to lose this one.
I don't even want to 4-1 it like, ever though, because even though it's perfect interval,
Cuz I kind of want people to roll if I don't hit I mean the things new to stream for them, but I get into
I need a
Okay, and I catch up all time for one
Which is like look at the HP on my board with altar
It's a after cities as Sarge's is empowered has gained an additional 20% health and 18% attack speed
And then you're also getting a taxi from brass and you're also getting a taxi from from like the base
And then you're also getting like no the pool like this alter shit. It's actually broken
Okay
Okay
All right crimson something seven where you have buddy. I got another chain great
I got a db Kraken step back of a G
Actually, I can also go guard breaker plus
I can go step-ass hard, Sunfire, Adaptive, Frontline, am I really just using all my removers
like this?
I just want to swap the Adaptive this time.
And step-ass for sure.
And then the belt is like pretty flexible because you can also get started if I climb.
most of the stirrup I find. It's always db, it's too good. Alright, cracked in db, gs.
Ah great, I'm finding them all in. I'm probably sure they'll win anyway.
I'm not even thinking I'm here, I'm always clicking
on that. Ah great, look who I'm playing. I used to armor cash out, this guy won the game,
I'm probably going to send him, send him all in that though. Obviously I can outcap this with db.
14 rolls.
Indiscriminate killer.
Duo-Q, do I want Duo-Q?
That's pretty good because you actually hit the backline.
That's cannon, fucking ass.
How come I don't have a single Nunu?
I didn't even roll. I have infinite rolls. Look at my back. I just sold a Rammus. I kind of want the Rammus as well.
GG, GG.
GG. Ten gold. I have one more roll.
What the fuck am I doing?
I- there's no- there's no way to- I mean it doesn't matter. I have so much GG.
But what the fuck am I doing?
I never play bordercauters without Blitzpair.
I don't even know why I'm keeping half my board on my board.
Paired, Paired, Blitz, new two.
Wait, do I really want to roll more?
Do I even care about Remus 2?
Do I even care about Remus 2?
I'm pretty sure 71...
Okay, why am I not rolling board?
77HP?
What do you mean by 77HP?
I actually pretty sure roll until...
I should've just rolled until even like senior 2, they're not real losses.
I mean 1 gin in the game's over.
But Rod Belt.
12 gold with Arby.
I mean, this is basically from the old- What about your Rating- Okay, why- why am I not
rolling for Zyotu?
What the fuck am I even doing?
Hello?
Like, I'm pretty sure I rolled twice if I don't- like, it's guaranteed to hit.
I mean, Jackson's also the Murmana of the Era.
I mean, you can't miss, man!
Another new new!
Mirror 2.
I mean there's no way you ever fucking make Econ.
How the fuck do I not have Xayah 2?
I have Xayah 2?
I can't find Xayah 2.
I can find a Nunu too, before Zaya too?
How?
How?
Like every single one of these rounds is just Zaya man, hello?
Thank you, but like I have already lost
How how am I not how am I sitting here with one gold with with that I for two
with that many free rolls and this is my board I can't I mean it's fine I'm
I'm still top three, but like, I'm, like, I,
ah!
And it's, it's not even under roll on four, whatever,
because the thing is I hit with true zero.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
You are such a huge bitch.
Holy hell!
How can you not bitch from this spot? I've rollin' for Azaya! It's like rollin' for Corky and Master Yi!
These units are ass!
Behold the righteous flame!
Radiant adaptive.
I can't.
Honestly, that's not even bad, a new, new.
Alright, I mean, now I just, I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm not going to lose a single
round, and then it's, I'm still going to win the game, it doesn't really matter.
I just, I just nine on, um, I just nine on, uh, four, er, er, er, er, er, five one.
There's no way I lose three rounds on the stage and I just die.
Or four rounds.
The only way I die is if I lose four rounds and I still have enough money to just go nine
on six one.
And you can't, you can't remove her.
It's going to be, it doesn't matter.
If it's on your bench, you can still get her on the bench.
No, it's a good item on Nudu, man. Nudu needs mana items, and it's a good item.
I mean, I just rotated this guy on 4-1! It's a bad beat! It's a bad beat!
Okay, I don't even know why I'm mentioned. The game's over. I guarantee you, I'm pretty sure I won the game actually.
My item distribution is way too good. Three items here.
I have three items here and then I can just go I just go Xayah item on carousel on 6-1. I just roll for
What's it called?
I mean that's the main way it is. I'm fighting the three-a-two animal cash out, and he rolled his Kalebleed, he rolled the Vagan Gargoyle, by the way,
And then I fight him on that exact interval. I mean it is what it is. It doesn't really matter.
I guarantee you, if I have Gen 2, this guy's about to get fucked.
Because on 6-1, I don't even need Gen 2.
On 6-1, I'm going to have three items in the mirror.
Just wait, just wait.
Just wait, just wait.
Just wait.
That was a full crown, man.
I'm fighting like some giga cap.
I think I'm about to lose 20k points here, mister.
No, you're fucking not, man.
Settle the fuck down.
I just fought a 300 animatash out
who rolled Rating Gargoyle.
Like, it's, it's, it's, I, it's just, I'm broke.
Like, as soon as I hit Zyre II, my board is insane.
It's just not, like, it's not slow and smooth.
I can beat that guy, though.
And then I'm about to get infinitely stronger on 6-1.
Make 20.
And I'm just, honestly, I might actually have the 6-2 it though.
uh it's perfect interval and then
well like right now my xiah has one or my my samir has one item
and look at its damage and i'm only gonna get stronger because i'm getting an
item here i'm getting an item here yes yes
radiant stirrack i need to uh cc this before the titans load off
I probably will.
The Jax CC?
Oh, it does, what the fuck?
I think my frontline got one shot.
I mean, that's what I developed about B.
I think he just...
I don't give a damn about Gensu, but I have to go GS, I want to go the other way here. Gensu, Kraken, GS.
Alright.
Sack 2 more.
I can fight this guy again?
Wait, I have no strength.
I just realized.
I have no anti-armor.
Excuse me?
Okay, so where's the last whisper hello?
throw come on if I fight this guy no that has to be some sort of bad beat let me
just fight this guy please and I save a life please please please and I'm
fighting his clone so I can avi I'm probably just gonna aviate him and I
I have no anti armor.
Oh, I can't.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I don't get it.
Like from my spot, how, wait, I don't understand how I can still be level 8 from the spot that
I had.
I just don't understand.
How is that even possible?
I'm not hitting movement.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
One Geno GD.
I mean, I can play Rastus.
I don't know.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
Is this going to walk up to Otogu there?
I mean, I have no one else to put up nothing on that side.
points, this has to be a bad beat. This actually has to be a bad beat. If you could wager whether
I make it to Jhin on 4-2 from that spot, I think the odds should genuinely be 95-5.
How the fuck am I true zero going into Treasure Dragon to hit Zaya too?
I don't get it.
That has to be a bad beat.
That actually has to be a bad beat.
oh
and then if I got another radiant not radiating adapt it myself also
I
Didn't bet on myself man. It was just straight up bro. It's a bad beat
If I if I were betting on myself
I would have just rolled and I just wouldn't have bought a single Nunu or Zaya or actually I wouldn't make it obvious
I would I mean I would probably just like try to roll slightly faster
And then just pretend like I missed a unit and then you know I shit my bad
Wait, okay, no, but no, okay, no, but seriously though, like, you can't, listen, if you got
your points fucked, just know that you made the correct bet, yes?
You made the correct bed, but you lost your you lost your your points. It's just it's actually unlucky like I don't understand I
Generally don't understand
How the fuck do I have to go true zero?
Sell my Morgana to put this to buy the Zaya too. I just don't understand
When I had crafted crafting
If it's the correct bet, why did they lose their points?
It's the definition of a bad beat
You were just
Refund my you know what honestly most the crimson guy thing
Crimson, well, what was the crimson guy's name?
Hey, it's my fucker out
pissing me off
Crimson something seven or something
Call me crimson seven
Bye-bye, buddy. Thanks for the points
I just don't get it.
The magic are tied with the pistons again?
Are the pistons ass?
I thought the pistons were actually good.
Everyone calls them a fake first seed but I'm pretty sure they're not even a fake first
seed.
That's what I thought.
like are the magic good or are the pistons bad because I thought the magic
after that the Wagner got hurt this team is ass
wait wait no I don't even think Kate matters
Like Lowkey, Cade isn't even their best player.
Lowkey.
No, during the regular season he was out for like infinite games and they just not stop
dropping nukes.
Like the team is still, is still like good without him.
I don't get it, I don't get it, I don't get it, I don't get it.
I'm actually just sitting here AFK.
I'm actually locked in. Starting now I'm locked in.
What's your team? I'm rooting for the Hawks.
If the Hawks don't win, I'm probably rooting for the Timberwolves.
But I... If the Timberwolves beat the Nuggets,
I just won't give another take.
Because I'm actually certain that the Timberwolves are not going to enough to beat the Nuggets.
But I actually disliked the Nuggets.
They threw away Westbrook.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Oh, shit, I'm doing it.
Are you MIT Westbrook?
No.
What is this fucking Q-Pyde?
I don't know what to do with it.
How is this even possible?
Is there anyone where the echo anomaly is broken on?
So, what is the anomaly called?
Oh, anomaly.
It's called anomaly.
And this site, okay, this tactic's not tool site.
I don't need to be disrespectful to you guys,
but why is your site so fucking laggy?
Excuse me, I'm trying to search up the fucking stats
and it just doesn't, I can't see anything, man.
By the time I get my stats, I'm already going to be dead.
I open into a comp and I'm trying to figure out
What the best radiant is and just seem to take five minutes to load by the time it loads already dead man
Get your shit together
Nope great man
What kind of a team will paired they are paired the owner paired
bro don't trash talk the site you'd be go three max about it that is just not
It's not true. You know it's not true.
Nice try on the rage rate. I can't get rage rate by the way. I'm not going to get rage rate by that fucking garbage.
Nice try buddy.
Let's finish this quickly.
GG. GG.
This is the top 3 guaranteed.
This is actually top 3 guaranteed.
It's ult'er again.
And I got an econ augment.
While I'm loot streaking with ult for anyway, and then I'm about to just fucking send it.
Oh, this is the top 3.
But this time, no, I know what happened actually. What happened was I didn't have last whisper.
I'm pretty sure if your Zyra, like even if your ult fucking sucks.
Like I'm pretty sure last whisper is way too OP on Zyra.
Like if you don't have last whisper on Zyra or Jin, I'm pretty sure your board actually sucks.
Like something didn't feel right that game.
I could also lose econ and bolt this,
because I'm probably playing around this for the next 6 years.
I think it just depends on the pool.
I'm gonna beat this guy.
But I guess I can make...
I guess I can make 20 next turn.
And I don't really care how I use it, honestly.
But I think if I win...
I think the people I beat, I beat anyway.
I guess I'll put in that. It's too expensive now, honey.
And GD.
Got the stuff.
Like, okay, this one?
I'll do it. What is it? Stotch prediction?
Start prediction, top 3.
I'll give it 1 minute.
So you can't see a level 5 shot.
I'm like, and this time the pale will be even better.
This is a guaranteed top 3.
I think.
I might say the last time, but...
Well, I feel like I'll...
The H3 legit doesn't matter.
matter because if your items are better you're also like you.
I love belt BS word.
I just need one bow.
One bow and GG.
One bow GG, one bow GG.
If he locks in, it's GG's.
Alright, I will lock in for you, Matt.
Don't worry.
This time, I won't just fucking AFK my roll down, I'll act-
But like, last time, it doesn't even matter that I AFK.
I didn't hit Ziya after selling my entire board,
selling my entire bench, and going true fucking zero,
and I didn't hit until Treasure Dragon.
How was that even- Wait, how was that even possible?
Oh great lose with lose man
You guys got God where did channel points go
Oh.
I need to go.
Holy shit.
Two-star one cost.
Where did the channel points go?
GD. GD. GD. Nah, GD. GD.
This time I actually have Last Whisperer. I'm not stupid. I actually built the Last Whisperer this time.
GD.
I forgot about anti-armor last time, and then something just did not feel right.
And now, and then I also got Timebreaker in.
And the automatic AC doesn't even matter because I've patient studied and then I'm just I'm just setting up a 4-1 all in
Holy shit. I mean, I would say the odds for this being the top three is probably like I
Mean it's probably like 50-50, but it's it's I it's guaranteed top five. I
If this is a bot three, I don't even know what to say
It's guaranteed top five, but I would say it's like a 50-50 on a top three
I mean, you can't even fuck this spot up with this guy, sniper plus one, okay, but the thing
is I'm going to be rolling like, he has backline blueprint sniper plus one.
So he's gonna test me, but the thing is I have patient study and timebreaker.
He doesn't have timebreaker or patient study, and he doesn't have a 5 win.
So I'm just gonna fucking send it on 4-1 and I use 3-2 card.
Okay.
Okay.
Level 850 gold, one side of 1 new new, no pairs on down, call me crimson.
You better fucking hope I top 5 this game, because if I bot 5, I'm actually getting
your ass.
It won't even be a timeout, it's just a straight game.
He's not remembering shit.
Is that LL Otaku or is that II Otaku?
LLOTAKU GG GG you better fucking help my top five
In fact you better hope I top four actually
You better hope I top four and in call me crimson you better hope I top five
I
Or
Bf glove
Bo
Glove belt Bo BF I
I'm not only like I need a diet, but I don't really like I
I mean, I'm kind of down for just GS, GSIE and call it a day, lots of GSIE, but if I
go DB, if I go DB Guardbreaker, play around Bow, no, I go, I mean, maybe I'll fight
someone to get this turn.
I guess I don't really care about this, honestly.
I don't really want to play around Bow this problem.
I can't.
I mean I can probably win if I slam but honestly I guess I get rolls and I'm
probably not gonna straight with this board my board fucking sucks.
I don't even think I would win. I'm just gonna leave the match for you.
I don't even think I would win, I'm just gonna leave the match for you.
Alright.
I don't care, I have to roll this, and I mean, damaging him on snipers cannot be good.
But I'm not taking electric truck wrong fuck
Now I couldn't you go well, I'm sorry lost I got I got a belt belt
Honestly, I'll just do this then, because I can just play frontline for the good glove.
I refuse to go IUGS, that sounds fucking terrible.
I lose, that's what I like to call an econ loss, I get two rolls and I get what's it called.
He's right, Riven, Triple Blink, Signed Warden.
I can level for brass next turn and then I just set up a 4-1 all in.
Alright, what do you think the ADP from this spot is?
I'm only just like guaranteed to the top 4.
Last item I can go red buff, kraken.
The bow makes it so I can play red buff, kraken, or kinsu, and then the glove means
I can go like dual carry, TG, steadfast heart.
I don't really want barbed break at all because I need another turn to go.
Electro wizard bottom right.
And the lower I am, the better because that means I'm getting anvil's and watch this,
Nunu or Xayah.
In fact, I hope I don't hit new Razziah.
LL Otaku call me Crimson.
I mean, I'm not taking Thresh.
All in. Just my style.
space scroll but he got a ribbon he got a new new I this game is ass
I mean, isn't this set, that's art.
Yes, and I just play off of the bow.
It can be red buff, it can be ginsu, but it's probably always red buff.
Rebel Phosphors or DD and then go...
This game is no-nass.
Like, I mean, he just, he just, he only sees one Phosphor, by the way, and he just sees Nunu.
He only sees, this guy has a Nunu as well!
AHH!
HOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOAH!
All of them know us.
One time.
I won't talk about transition at least I'm just gonna send tracer next turn and if I
don't hit the news I am just gonna FF it is what it is.
48 and you got a rivet all right if I win shot it's gonna be a departmental right now
It's 44, right?
Who's that patient?
44.
Alright, I catch up with the altar this turn.
Alright, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Ross 2.
Not prepared.
2.
3.
4.
Oh, I found the jist.
That's pretty good, right?
I am going to need to die around the screws and I don't have that much money for it.
Red buff for sure. Red buff. Warbond. Valve. Tier cloak. Tier belt. Tier cloak. Tier belt. Redemption. Tier cloak. Redemption. Tier cloak. Tier belt. Tier belt.
because I can go cracking over here and then wrap up over here eventually.
I mean I'm 20 gold and my board is fucking nasty.
But, but, I mean one copy of gold and then this guy is, I mean he's rolling next turn.
I mean I'm pretty sure I just have to just send it because the thing is he's about
roll and if he hits on screw
jeweled look hold the line does this
count as hold the line it does right
BFL one two three four
I'm rolling till I'm dying.
I'm here.
Thanks.
Borrow.
I'm part of that pretty good.
I mean, I hit some here too, that's also good.
nice I'm pretty sure it's four counts okay I don't have new pair but I'm pretty
sure it doesn't matter my following is actually is like giga cat and then and
then I mean I don't even need you to okay no I I'm pretty sure I need you
But I it's fine
But I can't roll like what the fuck am I rolling for like what the fuck I want to go for absolutely nothing. I can't
Did he hit
Yeah, that's gone.
And it went like, look, right?
I'm a board is actually nasty and my items are good warm-up steadfast visage
Blast is for DB whatever the fuck and then
This has good a diet with three minutes, but I mean I can't roll
All right, Bo
Bo
And I also have a tier I could actually do a carry bar because I come Jin and I don't have him
Boa
I mean I can't take Thresh in four rounds. I gained a completed and build and I but I get a rod
Okay, I mean that's fine that means I'm gonna do a carry what's it called this game
Here cloak play around broad I could also just go adaptive frontline and then war among someone else
Let me get a duo tank
Like
Warmog's viscid adaptive and instead I start some piece of shit. Nah fuck that
It's not even worth it. I pulled the line shortly. I gave my back on some stuff
It's barred doing damage
1.8
Bro don't have anomaly. It's over
Wait, who's Anomalyvied and good on?
It's good on Nunu, right?
Honestly, I just move adaptive and build the second tank.
That's actually pretty good.
And that way I don't have to fucking carry this piece of trash for fucking some demand.
Oh wait, but this barter is actually farting me infinite gold.
Did this guy just put three newbies back in the pool?
Okay, well if I hit barter too, I mean I'll be playing that one.
Hi, LLOTaku and Crimson, what are the fuck? Looks like you guys are safe.
And the people that are- you high rolled this game, buddy, really? I have no new one frontline. Surely you can hit Azhaya fucking too.
Like my spot was just good regardless. I had patient study with Vingin, like I'm going to hit man, I mean you actually have to.
I think I just beat this guy's board with anima cash out?
He's dead.
I just beat space group plus one with anima cash out.
Like you like no no no this last whisper item is legit broken.
It's legit broken.
No cat.
What's the star? What do you think?
If my Nunu is this big, what do you think it is?
Like, bro, is this just- is this an HV question?
It's- it's- it's actually just mostly HV.
Nope, it's really HV.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
Here we go!
I'm gonna wait to stand, but I'm cool with making a Gumbly plus Shady, and then I'm just cool with Bard because I'm Bard Barid.
But I don't mind building a dual carry.
I don't want warlords on that if I have the anomaly.
Hello, give me the treasure hunt or the care package.
That's what I get.
That has to be a trade.
I can go rabbitons IE, I can go Gumbly JD.
I mean if I'm doing this I should uh I should uh dual carry the uh I should just put adaptive
I'm about to take a spike.
Oh wait, what the- Alright, I forgot about this one!
Gini! Gini! Wait, what?
Holy fuck, I have two bits all over the place. I can't!
Uh, 36 to level.
One, two, three, four, five, six, and then I'm also leveling for Samira.
I mean GA Guard IE, last was for Redbub DD is more than on Tatsumid and then Trupas over here as well.
I'm pretty good in the first, I'm pretty good.
Graves 2.
Dex 2.
Daitenunu 1.
I mean, I'm not gonna go long, I'm not actually rich, I don't know anything.
Is there a steam on NiduGon, 1, 2, 3?
I mean, there's a NiduGon, I don't know who we want to roll.
I could also play like the gnar plus uh, like, Rammus and gnar play people.
Yeah, that's a good take.
I could also play Vex over this, but I'm gonna have to get him here.
I'm gonna have to go red buff Vex with...
red buff vets with like rabbitons, rabbitons, red buff, i mean r2 is pretty good
i love him a lot
that guy was down prosatic and god food relax sir
you ass
fuck
I mean I could go Blitz 2 over, no I can't, because I have a...
It's not even worth it to throw that smear, I'm certain smear actually does damage, it's
actually good man.
7 traits 17.5% of tasks be the whole board see I mean I'm new to one by the way Jim one new new one Shen one
What?
Wait, is Gion Jhin not a nice- someone hit a 3 star 4 cost please, colon left parenthesis?
No.
I
Says not even week, but I mean after I hit new new two, there's no way I can lose the thing possible
Where's your two I'm only nine or ten
I mean put new over here
I just got picked by his cloak.
What the fuck?
Like he lost.
Uh, I mean I could go adapt over here and then, is this barge you didn't actually do anything?
Oh, what the fuck, 10k damage?
Cause I could go like, Vex too.
Red buff, rabbitons, gunblade.
And I have enough of a new resource.
I'm pretty sure it's not going to be strong.
So many below.
Perfect
No
Oh
Saj
why why is this guy still in the game the game's over buddy just that I don't
I don't get it. Just ff. Double-core Vanishop GG.
I don't get it, actually. I don't get it.
How come this guy is still in the game?
I can't.
when she already fought
patient study alter to one my items were looking amazing how can I lose rounds I
can't I can't just look at my items mana item and not only
steadfast GA guard IE adaptive rabbit on gumbleed red bumps last was for
whatever the fuck and I even have items on this piece of shit you can't you can't lose you can't
hold the line shen entire backline sniper flat ad with ham
bro full cells my points came before then goes first with zaya yeah fuck you man
I mean, it's your fault for losing faith.
It is what it is.
Can you put a wallpaper on your desktop, please?
No.
The pros of he getting a first is a ten minutes no bitchin'.
The cons of the 20 minute giga-higo.
All right.
I'm dying.
I am dying.
I'm dying.
No heart, finds me.
Varus, Yasuo.
Bro, this Varus encounter is pissing me off.
I feel like this, like, re-rolling in Varus is so OP.
It's pissing me off, man.
Also, it's Yasuo.
Wait, isn't this actually a Cho'Gat game?
Because you can't miss.
You can hit Varus or Yasuo.
You actually can't miss.
like tier tier with chain or cloak I'm in
but I'm pretty sure you actually need like early learnings or something for the comp
dash to pop off. Also they should have shown you that stack on neutrals. It's kind of
I don't have a link that doesn't
I don't got it
I don't got it
This shop is so bad
I'm pretty sure I should have been making 10.
This shop?
What the fuck?
early learnings pocket
or it's treasure hunt better I mean early learnings is probably better honestly
Alright, surely this is not an 8th, right?
Can you stay locked in?
I am.
I am locked in.
No!
No!
Wait!
I don't know why I played Vargas.
Okay, Cho too.
That's pretty good.
I mean, the backline carry actually doesn't matter.
I think I got baited and I got raided.
I'm actually getting griefed by these motherfuckers saying it's Ezreal and you must play
Ezreal.
Because the one time I saw it pop off is they dual-carried Liss.
Bro, this Ezreal unit?
Wait, like, unless you natural Ezreal 3, what the fuck, like, doesn't your board, isn't your board just ass?
Like, your Ezreal takes way too long to scale, to scale, and you're just dead.
By the time you hit Ezreal 3, you just have no, no stack.
Alright, this guy's early learnings, hopefully he's not playing Joguiath. Alright, nice.
He's playing, uh, he's playing Teemo, Nasis.
Oh, great, spreading roots.
This guy's early learnings, TF, and, and what's it called. Alright, nice.
Okay, so there's three one-cost re-rollers. So like surely that helps me hit, right?
I can't. I cannot. What item do you want me to make? A fucking crown guard and I just lose gargoyle?
There's two items that you need. You need redemption and you need gargoyle. Redemption, gargoyle. No redemption, no gargoyle,
just leave the game. No redemption, no gargoyle, just leave the game.
Okay.
I'm not going to be able to hit, I'm going to have to go for any 3 star backline, like
chou3 frontline with Ezreal 3 is good, chou3 frontline with liss3 is good, low key you
You can probably go big or 3 as well, not really.
Alright, well, you can't miss. It's Verus and Yasuo.
It's Verus and Yasuo, yes?
Also, I see a 2 star 1 cost.
Alright, here it is.
I mean, sure, we have this one then.
How can you miss Varus and Yusuo?
I don't get it.
Wait, I don't get it.
Wait, how?
Wait, how?
I missed the item?
I got no tier, no cloak.
Then I missed the 1 cost Shiraniko's.
Then I missed the Cryogenic and Permanent HP.
Then I missed my 2 star 1 cost.
Like, what the f-
I can't. I can't.
Wait, how? How?
And then I didn't...
Yes, I miss stacking HV Yasuo, I miss Cryogenic Yasuo, I miss the item, and I miss- like
if that- if this doesn't tell- nah, you guys know what it is.
Whatever man, you know what it is.
Oh my god.
I mean this I'm getting two anvils I mean I can't pivot like there's no way I'm pivoting
I have early learnings and I feel like what can I even pivot into I don't have I don't
have a single uh and there's also two other one-class re-rollers there's uh there's uh
guy who's playing Nasus Teemo and he hit Nasus so now he's Nasus too or he's
six Nasus oh did he a Nasus? I don't know I don't know I mean the good news I'm
getting my angles but the bad news is uh yeah I gigamist
But honestly, he's 6-nace is 5-demo, like you just wait for them to roll, and then you
just cut, you just G.G.
And then G.G.
Okay, a gargoyle.
Okay, a gargoyle.
They really should let you stack this shit on the drills.
Okay.
All right, and just let them, let them, uh, let them roll.
I don't even care about losing this round, so I'm just waiting for the round start.
Alright, and now I roll GG.
Here it comes!
Here it comes everyone!
A Cho-Gi-At?
I'm never really going these.
And I'm not going Braggots, right?
Why do I not have a single Ezreal?
One more roll?
GD!
I just need items, but this is not an item, against loan, I don't really want Econ, I mean
it's not people's lanes.
Oh, that's actually pretty good, all right, I'm Ezreal 1, I mean it's fine because the
thing is the entire lobby, like look, ready?
This guy's TF reroll, this guy's Bay guard 3 probably eventually, and then this guy is...
And my items are insane. I have half crown guard, last whisper.
Just wait, just wait. Everyone just wait, everyone just wait.
What exactly are you playing? I'm playing Joghya.
How do you know this doesn't even give me 2 1-cost Nigos?
You play it wrong you don't lose how can I win streak please tell me I would love to know
what can I do I didn't hit my units like what I'm just sitting to go true fucking 0 for
for one extra stack nice man congrats we're back we're fucking back nice down five gold
every single fucking turn don't worry guys we got one extra stack let's just end the
game on level 5 bro just wait just wait next round I have early learning
side effects I'm about to scale how do you know I don't get to guess who will
cryogenic
one more I can't okay honestly should I just be holding the kaisa and like this
Ezreal just looks like a fucking moscow's like should I just be priveting them to
4 Dark Star. I don't think this Ezreal 3 is happening.
I mean, if I hit Kaisa 2, I hit Kaisa 2 again.
6 Chogath. Alright, I mean, this is my last slot, so I'm about to send the discern.
Cause like, I mean, if I don't hit Chogath 3 after the discern, I'm just gonna leave.
I double missed again. I double missed again. What the f-
And I missed again. Bro this is unreal. This is actually unreal.
What the fuck is this shit man? How is this even allowed?
Oh my fucking god.
Oh god.
I mean...
Okay, well I'm probably not going to roll because I'm not even close.
But I probably am going to go Kaisa plus Kaisa Riven or Darstar.
one roll one roll bro I missed list three man I could have just went list three the
So only was I gonna hold this since this guy's going with 3, but I actually found impenitent.
Oh, goddard.
Alright, it's fine.
I mean, I'm too far from this.
I'm just gonna go for...
I'm pretty sure I actually have to go for 3.
And I just roll into the 3.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm actually favorite to hit.
I'm pretty sure I'm actually favorite to hit. No joke.
Okay? Okay?
One roll, GD. Bro, I missed this dude three, man.
Okay.
And I'm not opening that.
Yeah, one more roll, fucking.
All right, chose three.
I mean, I have to go to three, like I literally have to.
Like I'm not allowed to go to four.
Or am I?
But I can also push it, just pray
that I get the shooter and he goes.
But I feel like my board is just gonna go eight.
I'm pretty sure I can't.
Like, if I have one more, I'm down.
And I just pray for the shirley to go through here.
I mean, I'm pretty sure that's actually my out.
I just pray for the shirley to go through there.
Is that allowed?
Yeah?
All right.
I mean, I fucking have to, man, or I'm eight.
Alright, how's it looking?
How's it looking?
I mean, I want you guys to know I have side effects, so I'm probably...
I just think, I mean, I should play Six Ruger for sure with side effects, yeah?
Which means I probably had to hold this super-off for a while.
Deal, heal...
Guilded, oh, oh, oh, Guilded Steel.
Kahuna, Huna.
Oh, Ascension? Okay. Okay.
Wait?
What the ewws?
Dark Star.
30 people left.
Okay.
I probably want to play...
Okay, and then I can actually level to 8.
I'm kind of down for this Malca, like trying to get to Nova in.
You know what I could play? I could play, uh...
I could play Kindred.
Kindred 3.
or future too with a Nova and I just play some random ass and I just heal
with Sun no like look at my augments are my augments actually nasty okay I mean
actually that's not even true early on this is even do anything
They got one shot and I don't have a carry.
I can't.
You are so noob bro.
Oh my god.
How did this open to anything? How did that open to anything?
I mean, I need the sugar needles or I'm screwed.
Why do I even upgrade the Millio?
I don't even change the fight at all.
I can't.
Surely I can beat someone with 50 gold.
Okay, I got a staff there.
Okay, I got a staff there.
Okay, I got another alcohol. That's pretty good.
Ascension.
All right.
One cost, one cost, please, please, please, one cost, one cost, one cost, one cost, please,
please, please, please, please, please.
Yes, yes.
Okay.
I'm not even eight.
I don't even think I'm dead eight.
I'm not dead eight.
I'm not dead eight.
I mean, I played for it.
Bro, it's not a bailout.
the previous two I gigamist the previous to what the fuck was that I did I missed
everything possible I missed eight times in a row like come on man
I it was just it's not a bailout
issues just I don't know how you can see the bailout
how do I get sniper in?
Is there a sniper?
Is there a sniper?
Four?
I have more gold, but I can also make Rek'Sai too.
But I'm probably gonna play 6 for all their pluss. I mean if I can find a Jhin it's just a G.E.
I'm fighting Ice Blast Armor.
Wait, this fight actually is pretty close.
Oh wait, he's got me on one.
Oh wait.
Sniper.
One?
1? 2? I mean I could play, I'm actually playing 6 Moogler for sure. And with a random sniper.
How's it looking?
Red side 2?
Bow?
I mean I just need items.
Wait I'm pretty sure I'm actually strong.
It's dead instantly.
My frontline is ass.
I...
I...
I'm pretty sure I'm actually strong.
I'm pretty sure I'm actually strong.
My frontline is ass.
I...
All who cross me will be made my targets.
I.E. cracking with the pass feed and I have the thingy that's good enough.
I mean it's supposed to be a pass or whatever, it's going to be the packet rate is what it
is.
Alright!
How's it looking?
One Jin GG, One Jin GG.
One Jin GG.
I mean, if I had Jhin, is my board actually pretty decent?
I think he's space roll plus one.
Is this my fault?
He's space roll plus one with...
Okay, good enough to wrap, thank god.
Weak?
you
I mean, this is worth the wait by the way, but don't think Cho'Gath 3 is good for a second.
That's worth the wait.
It's Cho'Gath 4.
Can this shit fucking load, please?
Bro, I just want you guys to know that my true LP, just like you cannot tell me this
is my true LP when just let me just show you something.
Let me just show you something.
Why is the site so fucking slow?
I will follow this path until the end.
Low?
I mean surely it will load by the time mutual starts.
I don't know what the fuck it's like, man.
I
Have given up
Do I'm an Ezreal
Oh, I know Ezreal... GG.
I give up, man.
I just want you guys to know, I think my Cho'Gath 3 scores are at 4-8s.
So if I just don't go 8 those games that I top 4 those games, my true OP is not
even close to what it is that, man.
Okay, I just need to stop playing Cho'Gath.
This shit is not even spotting.
The thing is the spot is so fucking doomed. It's just it's not even fun
No matter what like it's just it's not even a fucking a glimmer of hope shit is just ass I
Don't have
How do I not have Ezreal or or Marauder or not Marauder?
I'll just see what I hit challenger plus dark star
And then I just go challenger dark star I could just go
I
As long as you have half a brain you can just make a board
And it makes it so I want to play some like fast line. I mean I already know the board
I could also just go dark star plus one and play six dark star but I could also just
I can play like Pyke, Yi, Aatrox, Akali, Spellbeth, Kindred.
Plus like Tom Kench, or Galio. I guess it'd be Galio plus Kindred.
I can also just play vertical.
Our God is just a...
Is it Bruiser? Is he even Bruiser?
I mean, it's just any Marauder. Any Marauder can call it a day.
Do I want to have a Guru this?
I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm never playing this, honestly.
I should just challenge the frontline.
I'm just fighting openers on openers on openers on openers.
I could also just go even shroud.
I can also go QSS play around Belt.
And then if I go even try I just don't play Hrox and honestly I don't know if I want to
play Hrox.
Could I just play Galio play and just uplink some back on TV shit and call it a day?
I mean either way like how can you even plug this up?
Oh wait, oh I need to play Karma for Dark Star.
8 EXP acceleration hex on a backline carry with a mode.
8 EXP with a change.
I mean I probably have to play a backline hex, and then now I can just go crack in
backline.
I mean am I really playing Karma?
Like pipe Karma, and then I just don't play these two, and then I can play Karma
plus Abastion.
That seems way better.
What the fuck am I playing for in the Rally 4? Karma? Plus a Bastion. Any Bastion?
Where's Rambus? Oh, it doesn't support looking sane? Yes. If you don't think this board is insane, I don't know what to tell you, man.
I need anti-go anyway and I need to find items on me.
Whatever, it's not really a loss.
McCauley's happy long. A mortar guy. A Diana? A Pyke?
Oh, whatever the fuck this is? A Caitlyn? Is that good?
No. McCauley, is that good? It's Pyke. I mean Pyke comes back, Caitlyn never plays.
I might even play Millio.
25 AS.
Bro, does anyone think you can actually bot forward spreading roots?
It's genuinely not possible.
I can drone uplink my karma.
I can challenger my Master Yi and just give Master Yi the dog shit and I just play as much frontline as possible and then just carry Kindred with the text with the Kraken.
Like if this is like, yeah, I don't understand how you can say this word is bad because it's not, it's not like it's insane.
I'm about to just run everyone over.
GG.
Poor Dark Star.
Poor Dark Star.
Dark Star?
Poor Dark Star.
Kaisa Baird. I mean, I can also just play Kaisa fast, 9-6.
I can go glove belt, play around tier coat belt, and now I have frontline plus belt,
And then Guardbreaker back on with Kraken.
Aatrox, Jax, a Belt, that.
Guardbreaker, Kraken with the thingy.
Last side of the doesnt really matter, it's your full Belt.
And then I just get Eddie from that item, any anti-heal.
Aatrox, Pantheon, Pikehold, Akali, Aatrox, Baird.
All right, ADP from the spot?
What the fuck? Why does it look so strong?
Wait, you got Psionic Nova? What the fuck?
I have dark sword challenger
oh man I'm asking items are true carrying the tank karma and what the gold sword overflow
I go on this board, I go Sterak's EDV on Kaisa, and I have an extra BSR for whoever the fuck.
I mean that's actually the best answer to hit. GG. GG, sir.
Hold the line. All right, I'm back.
G?
12 to level.
What is this? Another challenger.
Dark Star, whatever the fuck, Guardbreaker, DV, Starrac, alright I have Starrac, Challenger,
plus one.
My frontline is non-existent.
I mean, I could just go Dark Star Yi.
It gives.
I mean, isn't that actually the best thing I could have hit?
Yes or yes?
This is this DB augment because now I have two items for each challenger
Starex plus one and then and then now I'm the other like if DB is the best
item on Kindred I have more than a task here I've cracked and guard breaker and
the hex see see
I do need some front line units though, preferably Shen, Shen with Yi, I'm pretty sure I just
run the board over.
And then I can play down as low, EVCD, Shen with Galio too, I'm kind of poor though.
I see but I don't see you getting top 4 with it, that's not even possible.
I don't think you understand the people that think that this board is going to be bad are
the same people or it's actually the reason why spreading roots is not going to get nerfed
or it's not nerfed because these guys are just sitting there with spreading roots and just
gets emblems that aren't the cookie cutter space girl plus one or voyager plus one and
they're just sitting there don't know what to do then guess what mate like bro you
It doesn't matter. As long as your board has a good frontline and some carries and you just put some emblems on them, your board is gonna be fucking good. It can't even be bad. It legit cannot be bad.
I kinda want the globe, but I kinda want the boat.
I kinda want the boat. I don't want the globe, but I also want the globe, but I can't.
I can't you will be Gragas when puppy
You could you could probably carry a Gwen if your emblems are I mean you already can
Gragas pike
Alright, I have to win one of the next two rounds or I'm going to be automatically EXP, I'm going to be mad.
I should probably just give this all the shit for now.
Like, look at my items. I have legit Gigabits Kindred, and I basically have Gigabits Eve.
Sterak's GS Challenger, and then I can even have Duel Carry items for Karma eventually
as well with a uplink plus one GG GG
ah gg i can't
I can't... I cannot... I can't...
This is really bop horrible guy spreading roots.
Just say that I just want you guys to know the people that are saying that this spot is
bad because they just don't understand the board.
You are the reason.
You are the reason why everyone is bitching.
This shit is broken.
You can play Kindred Caring.
It makes Kindred Caring look broken.
Oh my god.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm going to play Forbloser for a little bit.
I mean, if this is my board going into 4-1, I'm probably not even going to play
Timebreaker.
Am I really using another remover? No.
Yes. No. No. Yes. No. Nope.
BS sword, Jainspared, Morticizer.
Love chain, play around BS sword, be a glove, play around chain.
new new Ramas
I mean do I need anti-deal? Uh, Starax? Adaptive set? I mean I need another tanked item.
Uh, I'm not playing this. When I was playing, you knew I was going to go... nope.
In Orn? No.
Items are done.
GS, Starec plus 1 items are done. I mean his BSR is kinda dead actually.
But I don't really want to make double Starec.
Also I should probably just stack one, cause Perfumer was the one who turned.
You had PERFECT Master E items!
AHH!
Let's make GA, when I already have GS, Challenger, and Starec on E.
Let's just sit here and just keep on BTFOing my items and moving items to a fucking karma so I can get a GA on Yi.
Pump champ! Pump champ!
My main tank? Don't need that shit! Nope, don't need that. That shit's ass. Don't need that.
Don't care.
Bro, what? Rage bait? Rage bait?
Is this... Rage bait?
Rage bait?
I mean, how do you just need front line?
The quick one is kind of good.
I mean, how many traits is this?
Uh, uh, too many.
Yeah, I just need front line.
A plump catch.
I mean, I could play plump catch for a little bit.
I'm actually a tough one for sure, though.
I don't think I'm actually going to play Compash though.
I don't care if I hit E too or not, my main care is going to be Kindred.
I just need a tankless Kindred.
The Yi is just like there to be there.
Cryogenic Twin Guardian, my father can't even run.
Alright, it's 32 to level next turn.
Has some money to roll.
I'm losing to spreading roots and that's why I lost he has a nobo plus plus fucking
Scionic. How was that allowed by the way? I mean it doesn't really matter just wait.
I need one more front line at a time though, or I'm screwed.
Oh actually that gets rid of Anti-Hill which is really good.
But then I'm stuck with DB, but if they're not really Anti-Hill which is actually good.
Is there anyone I can DV?
Am I just duo carrying Akali?
I can't tell if...
I mean my board is actually good.
I can actually win.
I'm fighting spreading boots, man.
It's not real.
It's not a real loss.
I can't.
I mean three voyagers.
I could go Darkstar MF with DV.
And I just don't play 5 Voyager and then I don't really care about the drone up like for a bucket run up with me
And then now I can just go DV plus
Dark Star
DB Gigi Gigi
But if I hit if I hit
I mean this is a 300 charge cash out man.
Like this is a fluke.
I mean the fight's actually competitive considering I'm fighting a 300.
Guys I'm just sitting here fighting.
Oh my it's just it's actually just unlucky man.
It's unlucky.
It's unlucky.
actually unlucky. Like my board is actually good. It's actually good. It's actually good.
I can't.
Let me roll to, uh...
Okay.
Hello?
I'm tying.
What?
I mean, just look!
I'm not playing tight camera.
Honestly, I don't care about proper features.
How?
I can't. I can't. I can't.
Level 10. I am fighting level 10 with Kindred 1. I don't even have Kindred 2.
I don't even have, okay, I think I won.
Oh, I don't care.
Oh, no, I thought you were shooting in, fuck you.
Holy shit, this end up does so much damage.
I'll give you the easy way out.
Bro.
I mean, I need a frontline item though.
I mean, what I could do is I don't care about me, I mean, I actually do, I mean, I have to do this.
It's kinda good.
What?
I mean, I can play Fjord instead of what's it called.
How?
Is Shen better than Rammus too?
No.
Okay, I mean at least I hit my board, but now I don't have...
How many removers do I have?
Because I could go Sterak's over here.
I could go Sterak's over here for a board frontline and then go GSDV.
But if I do that, I'm out of removers and I'm stuck with steroids on my fucking tank.
I can't.
Oh, goodness.
Okay, I'm actually strong in two turns.
In two turns, I can get a three out of tank.
Like, the fact that I don't have a three out of tank is not good.
That is not good.
How did that hit my fucking you motherfucker if you don't win this shit
I mean, does this MF just show you that traits don't matter?
Cause Pyke is three voyager and uplink?
Well like, you can't tell, like I have an extra dv, like, well what the fuck is three
voyager?
This is way better than three boys with stupid ass pipe man. Yes. A trust is anti-arbor and a more no one is playing stupid ass
Shen and if you're getting rage made of my god, that's actually just
Nope, I'm fighting I ABC aid this guy. This is the 300 fucking charge cash out. Oh my god. I can't what the fuck
I
It's actually close I
I mean I can level I can level for pike I mean this is my board
I just level for pike and then I just drone up like this and
Then I mean I mean I mean that idea
I mean it's pretty good. I
I mean, it's not bad.
Rammus is not tanky.
When Rammus doesn't have what's it called, this unit is fucking ass.
Meepie.
I'm about to spike, just wait.
The spike is coming.
Next two.
I am not going to double down if I don't get a little fall trick, if I don't get a tank
I don't know what it is, what it is, color boil.
That's pretty good.
Okay, the thing is guys listen, my cash out, my cash out or my treasure dragon was all gold and I had to roll true zero again to upgrade my board, yes?
Yes, and even with that I'm still probably going top 4 and if I don't top 4 it's a top 5. Yes
No, Starex is only good on the mechs of the base HP is high, man
Okay, okay, good job everybody
All right, sac one more level for three voyager.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
No scout, no pivot. Am I screwed? I don't even start doing damage until...
until whatever amount of the time you need to fight.
It's all good.
Just keep talking shit, buddy. Just keep talking shit.
This is me missing my roll down, by the way.
This is with me missing my roll down. It's all I'm gonna say. Fuck you.
you spreading roots spreading roots you can play anything it doesn't matter I'm
up to emblems I'm up to emblems
I love being a giant fan of the stars of mine.
What am I rolling for?
Honestly, this is pretty little cool.
I'm not even kidding though.
Is play even better than what they're called?
I think this is for sure better than three voyagers.
Oh!
Nashor two-flip underneath.
Nah, I can teach you to find mine, fucking.
Oh, I love the runes as well.
I'm not fighting the anime casual, but I'm pretty sure I can actually win this.
I might just be calling this though.
But that's why it was Nashor pretty close to me, I'm pretty sure I'm not.
We're gone off redeemer redeemer 12 AS 12 armor MR
I mean if I have karma too I think pike might be better.
Alright can I win?
Alright I think pike might be better.
Alright can I win?
I rolled GA, Crown Guard.
This is about to just agrotoggle onto my Yi... onto my Yi.
I'm just saying Nova plus uh...
then agrotoggle onto my Yi.
I don't even know why I'm still in this game.
I mean I can go GA and then GA's backline, I mean I'm not going GA Starax, fuck that.
Who am I fighting?
Honestly with this
I mean like just look ready let's let's actually just look at the lobby ready this guy is savings account
this guy spreading roots with Nova plus one the psionic plus one with ye2 on for two I'm spreading
routes and this is 300 annibal cash out I mean no scout no pivot in the prismatic
ticket hits entire board still goes bought for treat tree I don't know what
the fuck I mean he went fast and it doesn't matter he's like the thing is
it doesn't matter to level 10 because this guy's also level 10 or not this
this guy's also level 10 and then what it was this I have savings account BFL
into individual how did he bought four what the fuck wait how wait what all this
yeah but only a third I I hit nothing on my roll down I took gold on my treasure
dragon to hit my board and it's a top three I don't know what you want for
this game if this game doesn't show you that spreading roots is too strong I
I don't know what to tell you. The third place, never mind. You roll down for your board and you don't hit your board.
Do you expect the top three?
What? I don't get it.
I took 36 gold as my treasure dragon and then I hit on my last gold.
So I'm stuck level eight for the entire stage four with no three tank items.
I don't know what else, like what other indicator there has to be for you to
I genuinely don't know what else could have happened.
Unfortunately he is right for once.
It's like when I said golden Niko and this guy says what's a golden Niko?
It's just like bro, if you just used a singular fucking context clue or you could
If you could connect a single fucking dot, maybe I wouldn't get rage rated as hard, perhaps.
Is he in a bad mood, or is he always like this?
I will follow this path until the end.
No heart finds me.
I think K.B. Zodiac needs a new RM watch any givers.
Nope.
RM is ugly as fuck. If someone wants to give me a watch, I want a 52, 52, 5270J.
Just a look, man. I can't.
Just look at this watch.
Oh my god.
Also, there's a new release that I saw that looks insanely good, but the thing is it's
only 36mm.
Let me show you guys.
Let me see if you like this one.
Protect.
Conflictations.
2026 release.
Come on.
Let's finish this quickly.
Uh, where is it?
I could probably just go on the website.
Uh, just look at this one.
But it does look pretty good.
I can probably just go on the website.
Just look at this one.
But the problem is it's 36 millimeters.
So it's actually like 36 millimeters on my wrist.
I just move on the fucking thing.
It just looks not right.
I can't find it.
Why can't I find it?
What is there?
I mean, if I didn't die, it would have been open.
Wait, is it not on this light?
Oh no, it is.
Just look at this.
GG.
GG.
Millio Millio Gigi Gigi. I can't
Yes, so Varus
Gigi
GG. Are you pretending to be bad so you don't have to be high elo and have 20 minutes Q time?
Oh, maybe. Perhaps.
If I hit Cryogenic, I'm probably just gonna lock Aisle.
If I hit, uh, not sure. Ego Raid! Wait, where? I didn't see. I was too busy drooling
over these watches. Oh, Zilean Rape? Thank you, Zilean. Wait, Zilean, when are you going
live tomorrow? I'll host you back. I slept infinite. No tab. Is he even still here? I will
legit be live until you go, until you're up. I didn't sleep here because usually
when I when I hold someone I just I'm out
I don't think it's here when Wendy's waking up tomorrow
I don't even know what that is to cream brown 40 million for petr... I mean all I know is
perpetual calendar that's that's that's the giga.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Okay, I'm not trying to... I'm not trying to flex but I think I have this one.
I don't have this one but I have one that looks like it. I have the 5327j.
I mean it looks similar.
I have this one.
Well let me actually take a screenshot. I don't want to look at the show in price.
And let me go to pink.
And I have this one.
Anyways, G?
I'm tired.
Just look at my spot.
Just look at my spot.
I'm just saying cryogenic
Oh no I didn't buy it I bought it pre-owned I was on the waitlist for like a good year
and a half and then they offered me a pre-owned one and I was like 50% off.
Shit, I'm in.
She, G.
I.
Wait, but like,
doesn't that mean the entire lobby's playing towards it though?
I mean it doesn't really matter though right cause at the end of the day I have Timebreaker
and I have an Ornandmul and surely I just hit it.
Mmmm.
Expedition and he's just farming.
Uh, he's too.
What the fuck?
How?
How?
How?
Oh nice. I mean, the expedition lost its tree, which is insanely good.
Are you mech, sir? What do you think? I hate cryogenic!
with with the latent forge
I don't get it
What do you think i'm gonna play i don't know
What what what can i play i'm not trying to play super as a mortificator, but if you do not you hit something you hit something
all right
Can I find lost please?
May I find lost please?
Wait, wait?
GG.
And then I've grieved his streak.
You think he's playing mech?
Let me see.
no he took Varus oh nice this guy has a case he actually has buddy and he took
Varus I mean it's pretty obvious because if they took Cryogenic and then just
look at their items I oh fuck patience is a virtue wait who's here
But I don't get it. How do you see who's the zoos?
The expedition took... did everyone take? No, this guy took...
No, this guy took cryogenic. And I'm pretty sure he's just going to be playing met. GG.
I
Thought brassed
This guy has animal in animal in I don't think so buddy. I don't think so
But you know so let this guy cash out for free are we fucking serious right now
Bro, if he...
Hmm, I guess you will bear this, I actually need some items though.
I have, I legit don't have a single lighter.
I have Gargoyle Belt, that's it.
Gargoyle Belt.
Yeah, he has the animals on 4-1, but like,
I mean, just knowing my luck, sometimes you just miss.
Also, I mean, I have Gargoyle, so,
you know, you could actually just pivot right into
what's it called.
I mean, Wanderful is actually not bad.
But honestly, Radiant Infra-Met is also good.
I'd rather have a radiant than two what's it called?
I need some of these, I don't know if I'm going to be able to measure it.
Radiant Crackin' GG.
Can I fight this guy please? He got radiant, he got whatever it's called.
Is this guy back? Bro, I'm cryogenic and I have a latent forge, man.
Hello? Are we just going to let this guy...
If he dodges me the entire stage, I am going to be very mad.
I'm going to be very mad.
What the fuck?
I'm just sitting here.
I can actually save a little bit of HP, man.
Does this slot just not work?
Riven.
Radiant Adaptive, is that good?
Okay, honestly, why don't I just go and tie this out to wolves
and just put the comp in and then I'll just know.
Galio, or Mighty Mech, or God, or Rumiant.
I am Radiant.
That was nice, 10.
Radiant Adaptive is plus 0.38.
We'll not be taking that one.
Did I get him?
No?
Bro!
How?
I've been open the entire game.
Wait, I'm gonna...
Bro, I can't even kill, like I'm not even killing a single unit and then I'm gonna be
one life, man.
It doesn't really matter.
Wait, I think he absolutely won. Wait, no he didn't.
Wait. Wait, he absolutely won.
Oh! Oh, good shit, man.
Wait, he took hedge fund. Did he hedge fund into mech?
He is! He got hedge fund!
GG, GG.
Bro, I get the storm hex? I can't, I can't. I mean, I actually need this.
An arrow should not question its course.
Judy Judy
I'm sorry. It's good though, but I can't I can't I
Hope he greets the storm actually. Oh, he did he did all right
If I miss every single four costs here, I'm
It's just a bad thing. It's just a bad thing. Nope, just a bad thing.
How's ringing B equal?
It's Giga plus. Legit Giga.
I mean I guess it depends on the logi though, I'm pretty sure it's Giga.
Is Blading Jewel fine?
Nope, it's plus.
And I will be rolling all of these, don't fucking gear.
Broad glove belt?
No BS or anything.
I don't know what I'm going to just roll.
Radiant BV.
I mean the stats of Ogleswell are actually good.
Did I read this?
That's 1 up to 30, so 35 armor, 35 MR, and 8 health stacking up to 35 at 35, 300 base health,
35 plus, what's 35 out of 8?
3 times 8, 24, 200, come in.
And then I just need a BF sword and I need, I don't know what to do with my force, maybe
I don't want to keep it.
GG, what do I get?
Radiant JG.
I'm sure that I keep Radiant JG.
And I just gonna force this one.
Alright.
I mean, it's probably that one, like, the fucking, the golden dragon, whatever the fuck, Ogman.
But I mean, it's cryogenic hacks, and it is, I am still giving HP, like, you can't be bad.
Like, I know, I'm not stupid, man, but it's still good. Like, that's why I'm doing the math.
Otherwise, I would have just blindly used the fucking stats and said,
I said I was perfect dude.
It's okay.
I mean it's probably normal this time.
I'll probably just go roll to a 1A soul and call it a day and then I'll roll for the other
one when he is...
Does Radiant Guard Breaker even want a Jailer Guard, probably not.
Is this 100% crit?
Holy shit, that's not actually broken, fuck.
Can I go more low close?
I mean, I can just creep this guy.
Well, what if he starts creeping my...
What do you think is just griefing my shit?
I don't care man.
Nash or Tooth?
Great man.
mmmm, Ravadon's first
let's see if he'll...
I can't, and I'm just greeting this expedition guy, don't care, where is he?
Oh, don't care. He has A-Soul too. What the fuck?
Last Wispot. I don't know how to keep that.
Retribution. No. Radiant JG. No. Jewel Lotus. No. Sperren's Lair.
I mean, I'm probably down to roll for it.
I mean, do I have any physical damage? 5k.
Keep or no, should I just roll both? Honestly I'm not the roll both, I'm not, I just place a remover.
25% chance to attack twice. I don't know, if I'd ever got to I'd probably keep it.
I'm kinda healthy. I'm not gonna have to roll until one Acele next turn.
Because I'm gonna hatch the uh like maybe I just hatched the new two
Hedge fund golden
Radiant JG I can't is this I'm supposed to be bad
Well, no last one is good, but I need a third item for my a soul man, I'm sitting here carrying an a soul one
Like last one is good
I think I mean I'm pretty sure that's just OP. It's just 100% Chris.
Oh!
Bro, I'm just gonna go 9 fucking. Oh, that's pretty good.
Okay, so where's my last whisper?
He's holding the next Erasal. Loser alert! Loser alert!
So, that item actually has to be good.
Because it has a- it's just a hundred percent crit in one eye.
I knew it! I knew it! The moment my Galio died, I fucking knew!
Like, I just- it's just unreasonable, man! Please!
Oh my fucking god!
They just hit BFL!
Acceleration Hex.
Varus for HP.
Attack speed 5 tiny boots which I don't get it
This guy dies while I have my asyls back. I don't need the gold. I don't just have the HG on the board. Darren's lair
I
Actually going to
26 I
Don't even have a one cost
BT tier tier I need some anti-heal and I also need to anti-mr
He hit Galio do so he's not dying anytime soon
Hello?
He's here.
I also don't have candy on this matchup.
I think I have one life.
If you get it, no.
And he's holding the A-Soul.
Kraken Slayer.
And he's holding an S-R-A-Soul.
62 level.
I just pray he dies. I mean he doesn't die
If you dead
Baron's lair soul awakening
And now one light and he's alive.
I don't get it.
And now I'm made.
Okay.
One by here.
Miss, you are a dude.
You will never be tested.
You will never be tested.
You will never be tested.
I'm actually strong as fuck, yes?
No!
Yes!
Yes!
I mean, it's Karma 1, but it's fine. I'm actually strong for it.
I have Cryogenic.
And now I have anti-MR, anti-whatever the fuck.
Karma 2, please.
Okay, nice.
Jay!
Is my board actually good?
Wooohooooh my- okay honestly he leveled 8 but oh god I'm fighting VFL and he has list 3 as well man.
It's- it- it got one shot. It's dead. My mech is dead. It got fucking legit one shot through VFL.
This is a great game, great game everybody, great game, great game, great game, great
game, GG, GG, I don't get it, wait, okay hold on, can they, can they release a C patch
for BFL Victor. That shit? I don't understand. How is that even allowed? How is that even
love. I don't understand. I beat my Victor to Nami to beat level nine
Fiora to Tom Kench to bar to a soul to radiant gargoyle gallio to
No, it didn't yes, it did it was on stream
It just one shots it's so fucking OP
It's so OP like
And I'm just sitting there full wind streaking with Victor2 and Nami2 and these guys in chat
are just like, Nah, Riot's doing a really good job on balancing.
And they're just sitting there waiting until he fights a real board.
And then they're just sitting there waiting for me to fight the radiant gargoyle 300
anima cash out whatever the fuck he had and he just gets ran the fuck down.
He couldn't even kill my Allawi.
His entire board is just one shot.
Like, holy fuck, I just don't understand
how is this shit even allowed?
Nami 2, Victor 2.
Hold on.
Victor.
I have a Titan's GS Morello on a fuckin' list.
radians gargoyle mech echoes stopwatch guard jg nash or truth void staff jg anti heal
bfl vikta bfl vikta have fun everybody these guys definitely can play the game here they
they definitely could have played the game. It's so fucking broken. It's...
No heart binds me.
What's in here?
Two star Victor, two star Navi.
I don't think I can.
There's the...
The way you talk, maybe something right doesn't balance the game.
I mean you can actually play Victor with anything except for the AD items, it's just a lot worse.
If you have BFL, can you have the items, you can just play it, but it just doesn't matter.
Is this a Vhagar 3 game?
Nashor Toof, JG Nashor Toof?
JG Nashor Toof, Nashor Toof.
It's still really good, but it's not like beyond broken
I should have primordian for the econ actually. Like why am I even bother playing straight here?
I could have just opened a primordian for the econ
But I mean this board is not bad, but I'm what even is it like I'm pretty sure it's actually better to just
It's better to just sit here and open
Are not pretty sure like is my board actually decent? Yes, but the thing is it doesn't matter like you might as well
Just sit there and open like a dumbass
Actually, that's not even true. Never mind. My open is a little too good.
Oh, no. No, the thing is, you're just gonna hit the reformer. It doesn't matter.
And the thing is, listen guys, if URF is good into space growth,
if URF is good into space growth, right?
What happens when I get the tier for free and I also get an extra 450 health?
Explain that to me.
I can't
I mean this primordian, but I mean, I'll just get a reporter it's fine
Even I can't offer this one
Starting to think the balance team is not very good.
I didn't say that.
I love riding games.
I'm a fucking beast.
And my items are insane.
I have half Nashor Toof, GG Nashor Toof, Space Grove BT.
I mean, this is basically a warmogs 450 health like how much is a warmogs give nowadays?
Great, he's you are up in the space growth
I'm kind of willing to drop this for this plus this though, but I don't really want to drop
Or a farming Glenn
They're not going. Blitzcrank. That doesn't mean Blitzcrank.
We'll wait each time these items, and not that one, as we need to wait and test it.
I'm a critical guard breaker
Guard GG, but then I mean yes
What's the board with space for plus one five space for the space for
I can play Primordian with this, and then I can start farming some gold.
3 Primordian, 2 Space Grove, 2 Vanguard, a Milio, a Rek'Sai, US, and a BG and a Guard Breaker.
Guard Breaker is actually fine, but then items...
Like if I go to the bar, I actually need nashir to or shoujun to run me.
And then I'm chilling about it.
There's nami units without nashir or shoujun?
GG.
What's the plan?
plan is hold on okay ready panty on
I had your team on this pretty good all right panty okay honestly should I just
play three space for for one turn so I can try to so I can uh
So I can fight streak, hopefully.
I'm a beat this guy, probably.
With 3 space bro.
That's just not even true.
Ah, whatever.
Hopefully.
For a me.
I'm biting him.
He sent GS as well.
Fuck you.
I'm not pretty sure I win.
Alright, anyways.
Hopefully I win.
I need one more cast and it's going to work.
I lorled a 1 and 3 and it's also a Samira diff like I
Like the good news is I can go back to primordia and not care
This guy's urf into
I mean I'm not just gonna sit there and lose a gold for the fucking object and the thing
is that's also probably fight RNG man.
Belt chain, play around cloak.
I mean I'm pretty sure if I don't have- I mean it doesn't matter I'm gonna stack
one anyway but I'm second one regardless but but uh I need natural tooth but I
also need anti-heal all I know is if you don't have natural
tooth just ff this dummy that doesn't do damage so I have no matter what I'm not
I'm killing the stealth.
I'm not always taking items here.
I need itemized tank, ribbon, and another loot.
Tank, ribbon, and an army.
And this guy is URF.
I wouldn't even mind taking UF my bow here.
It's not even that bad.
It's pretty bad.
It's flat attachment on these units.
How is that a tier two by the way?
You have my bow.
I mean the AVP on it is probably insane.
You're only taking this from the top only now.
Beat your fate.
I need a ban on him.
Sword, Overflow, Curse, Crown, Jewel,
oh Jewel Lotus, I mean that isn't...
I mean it's not bad.
Hold the line on the frontline units.
No, I mean it's not that
Frontline item Baron's lair on I
Get a tank item and then I gain AP needy
I mean it's not even good I have a I have a fucking
It's not even good
Cause I already have JG.
Won't play it my man!
Thanks.
I mean look at this dummy, it's actually sad, you don't gain AD and AP unless you're in
the groove and you gain the groove on the cast and look, it's in the groove and now
it's out of the groove and it's still not casting.
It's not actually good, I need a Nashor 2 for a Shogun.
Oh the Baron's Lair is bad is because you're going flat E.
It's because of these units when you have 5 space bro, each second spent in the groove grants 5, whatever the fuck.
AD and AP, so you already gained the AP and AP, you might as well just want to crit all of it, I mean, this shit's broken.
It's just not that, like, it's just, I need a mana, I don't know who cares man.
Okay, honestly, I care, because I got a 2 straight.
Oh, god.
And let me see if the contestor hit where's the urf guy
Wait is this I play Nami? Oh no no no no
Where's urf?
He hit jewel Lotus. I mean he didn't hit an econ all day. He hit a rivet. He hit a fucking rivet
I mean, I hit a Nami, but with my items, I would prefer hitting the Nami probably, man.
It doesn't look that awesome.
Anyways, you can hold like Shed and Rammus, Tom Kench, like Tom Kench, Rammus, you can
I mean surely I find some units not those.
I mean I should probably hold Rammus.
It's new new.
Random emblem and I think I need the tier.
I'm happy with tier.
Because I want Varus and I also want...
I want Varus and I also want to get the tier because I need Shogun or Nashor 2 for it or if this Nami is completely useless.
Nope, get it.
Bitch! Bitch!
Wham!
Samuro?
A bell bet?
over maygar moron yeah the bruiser definitely helps my board not not having
a dual carry whoa 100 HP on morta geyser fuck jam fuck jam
extra 2k damage I think not let's just play a panty on
Tom Ketch, Samurai 2.
Jee!
How do I play Tom Ketch on my board?
I'm losing Replicator?
No.
I think it just wrapped.
GG.
GG.
For Mord?
How can that be the suggestion for Mordekaiser?
Oh my god.
My only two-star upgrade.
please like this shit has to be Rage B it just wrapped it just wrapped GG I
should have won this round
Alright, let me see what's going on where's this guy. Let's see, I'm here to go to his wall. He's driven paired. Oh my.
I also don't have a Gwent.
Tier tier rod.
I have National Troop and I have Shogun, but I can go Voidstaff, Shogun, Votier, Shogun Morello.
What the fuck?
Okay, I mean I think I'll be doing that one.
And then I can just move Guardbreaker to what's it called?
I'm gonna show you the relo.
Ooh, should I just guard IE my front line then?
I mean, should I split the crit items? Which one should I go? Guardbreaker or...
I'll go GG whatever.
GG. Look at my items, holy fuck.
GG, GG.
Like, now look at the Nami, it's actually in the groove.
Whereas like, if you don't have a bad item, it's just a GG.
Also, what the fuck am I even fighting?
Okay, well that guy has two nommies by the way.
I am rolling D-rolls all the way so I don't have a Glock.
Oh, that's good.
BluHah!
Blitz!
Blitzcrank!
Blitzcrank!
GED!
GED!
Do I even need a roll anymore then?
I don't even know why I prefer this shit.
I have a Void Staff, Space Grove, Gargoyle, Primordian, Gargoyle, BV.
I didn't move my items to my fucking boots crank, man.
Six Space Grove.
I farm here, and I just go for a Gled, and that's what I'm looking for.
If I move items here, I win for sure.
I am an idiot. I just lose a round for no reason, man.
I can't.
I mean, there's nothing I can do, guys, to roll, especially.
I'm going to roll first because I can just hatch something with DK.
Also I need a Gwen, like one Gwen is to choose you.
Because I don't have a place to get S.D.K.
One, two.
I mean, it's not even good.
I'm not nomi paired, and let me guess, the guy hit nomi too, oh wait, wait, wait, wait,
what does it look like?
Is this medallion?
No, it's mounted, so fuck.
Oh, good.
Is this medallion? No, it's Mounted, so fuck.
Oh, god...
I mean, I would have to play Tot... Like, for me to not have to play 7th Spacespray, I would have to play Tom Ketch plus...
But it's not even Tom Ketch 2. They showed me 7th Spacespray was better than fucking Tom Ketch 1 and some other fucking dog shite.
Nudu 1, Ketch 1.
That's better.
Well now I have Rammus 3, so I think I'll be playing the Rammus 3.
I 450 health
One more that's good enough for me and I
Can't really create this guy has Nami to he's oral farming Nami Morgana
I don't get it and he is we're gonna do as soon as I think I'm eight
I mean four free rolls one two three four
Hi from me.
Hello?
One roll.
What?
What?
I don't have a single two-star how I'm not even Nami paired I found this Nami on level
2, 3, oh I don't get it, oh wait, I can go GS over Morello on this, no, GS, Sheldon,
What's my h3 20 I have no frontline
Alright whatever, that's pretty handy.
Dark Star.
I didn't kill a single human.
I don't get it.
I mean, it's not even good.
Gargoyle Primordian BD. It's really good.
My frontline is a Gargoyle Primordian plus one.
What?!
You didn't realize it was possible the bot 2 was spreading her as keel and your thymine
I mean, it's Tom, it's Tom, what's it called for, for sure.
And then I have a future.
But it's weaker.
Like you can't tell me that TomKinch 1-NuNu1 is actually stronger though, but yeah, I should just hold it, because at least I can roll for fucking real things.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
wait it's not only 10% because you the space growth bonus scales off of the
start level of your space growths it's not actually 10% you you increase that
and then you gain the 10%
like I know for sure Tom Kench 1-2-1 is not stronger but the thing is it
doesn't matter if it's not stronger because the thing is I can roll for Tom
Kench 2 and then if I hit Tom Kench 2 I would just tank space growth Tom
and maybe I can even drop her in Loki. Not really, but like eventually maybe.
Yeah, it's just the easy to print, but like there's no fucking way, like if you genuinely think, like they're arguing that it's stronger though.
It's not stronger, there's no, like Nunu's never going to cast out one sort of no mana item.
But at least TK can print.
I don't got it.
I don't got it.
I don't got it.
I don't got it.
No
What you know what let me make myself feel better what what are those cute?
He is still dying.
Alright, honestly, it's fine.
The serpent.
I'm pretty sure I should be holding these guys real.
I just got punished for making list 2 when I could just hold the Ezreal and then I see Milio and now GG
and now GG
And now GG
And now I don't have time to break up and GG
And GG
And now I don't have time to break up
And GG
I'm not sure if it's good if I can play sympathetic, I mean maybe I could, I'm down for some direction.
3? What is that? Is that good? Can I play an Akali re-roll? I have 4. Is that good?
Is that good?
I mean it is Varus
No edge rule might as a colleague we roll you can be throwing the street plus night
I'm getting harassed by milk. I can't.
What even is Akali base? That's, I mean it's various. So Akali 3 is not even bad.
My entire port is gonna have infinite HP. Akali? Is this how you play Akali
I don't know, he set the fucking barrel from the wind.
Alright, build three items.
Crashing.
Builds.
Delta.
GA Hodge DV.
GA Hodge Guard Breaker.
GA Hodge IE.
GA Hodge Starrac.
GA Hodge Hodge.
I have bow belt.
I mean if I open what am I gonna play?
Where's the briar? Oh, I have it
Wait, can you reroll when on the board as well? I
Think I think you can right but then I wear my items. Oh good
Soju. Soju. I'm pretty sure this comp is unplayable without triple combat. Wait, really? I haven't
played it a single time. Bro, I'm 0LP. Who the fuck cares, man? No, just watch. He is
the honeymancer expert not really I haven't played this up a single time I
don't know a single fucking unit I don't even know the board what the fuck wait
what do you mean it's the board
I mean this maybe gives me some direction. I need some fucking direction around me.
Am I a guy? Like what? If I go 3 Prime Mordian, 3 Prime Mordian, 5 Nova, then how do I play
Gwent. I don't get it.
What'd I get? A three constant four gold.
This comp actually has good win rate though. Why do you need Gwent? I don't know. It's something to roll for.
I'm just getting flamed. I don't get it.
it. I don't get it. Do you go Briar 3 or no? I'm not winning this round. Yes. If you
You can't if natural okay, so is it just five primordian is it just five or five no, but three primordian as the cap
That's my board
So you're learning new cops this is your cotton and honey man sir I I have not
played I GG we are fucked GG have this position was pretty good to me
rex i3 as well fuck it okay but I'm pretty sure this is actually broken on
on what's it called
on on on this one he's the thing is I actually get run over by this calm
embarrassed
No, that's too belt that too
Like it when you have when it's Varus and you have
I don't have- Just trust me. No, no, no, just GG, GG. Everyone just settle the fuck down. Just wait, just wait.
3 star Briar, 3 star Akali, 3 star Belved, I'm about to load in with 10k health on my entire board with Maokai Nova.
These guys are going to get run down, except I don't have- I don't have a- I don't have no scouting open.
And that's usually what I get run down with.
I'll battle that.
I have bow bow.
I'm sure that I go for bell that 3 but I mean let me see how many bell let's go on.
I'd rather end my spell there first.
Alright, last loss.
If I have Bow-Bow, I actually have to go Bow-Bow to remain.
Fuck the Akali.
Akali needs GA though.
If I go GA, it's GA Guard Break, plus Bow-Bow.
I don't think so, buddy.
Does Bell-Bow need QSS?
Or can I just make Guard Break?
She is cracking now.
That's explored in Bellevue.
Do we start with the item cracking with Giant Slayer?
She is cracking because E is instant, is this?
She is cracking Gumbel.
G is Kraken GA. G is Kraken Hawk. G is Kraken Kraken. G is Kraken CSS. G is Kraken Guardbreaker.
And I don't need this chill. Alright.
Oh, it's not even that bad. It's pretty rules.
Am I- I have Kraken and GS slid.
I mean the Hyrule's are too high, like it's actually too high.
Shepard and Anima.
Maybe I just re-roll Jinx.
Or maybe I should wait, I mean let me just reforge your shit.
What do I get?
Glove Belt?
Reforge Belt?
Genie!
Genie!
Oh Primalian!
Time Breaker!
I mean now I don't have to play the stupid ass uh what's it called by me if it's restarted
I just play forward it's fine.
Glove built.
Uh and I can just play time breaker for now.
Uh wait what time breaker can I play?
Oh I can play um I mean I'm panicking on this game edge roll is the game really
in this mode I guess but I'll just play it for now I'm probably just gonna throw
this trash.
I thought it was kind of insane though.
WTF HOT.
What?
Holy shit.
What? Holy shit!
Uhhh, I'm out of time?
Not putting that
And my motherfucking ribbon I mean ribbons for sure better than oh shit. I can't oh
Fuck okay
Right like it if you hit briar three there's nothing wrong for primordial
I could also just go for a timebreaker, not play for Nova.
Wait, why don't I just play for a timebreaker?
I don't get it.
And then I can just timebreaker my Belved, it's infinite attack speed.
It's a fucking starting 65% AS, isn't that fucking broken?
Yes, it is broken.
I mean, I have to go there.
It burns brighter.
Oh yeah, I mean, I'm playing Hroser, sure. I'm not fucking stupid, buddy.
What happened to my panty on oh, I have to go
Club built
Tom can't over that does not care about this
timebreaker
I'm a little surprised prior paired mouth I'm out of back
so what's the board for board timebreaker with the tax feed and I just play as real
I'm pretty sure this item on on it's so much of that speed and I can do a carry
I
Have a briar three
I have a briar three that's pretty good. Okay. Well, I'm gonna try to do that's really good. Oh fuck you
I mean, if I hit Rek'Sai, that's also good.
But honestly, I'm pretty sure Mt.Tai is already better than Rek'Sai, but I just don't care.
But it's like a double-spike, because I get three stars there, and I also get three
stars on Varus.
And I also have Prevorty plus one, so I can just Prevorty and Spetzen in here.
Okay, I mean this spot is a guaranteed top
This game is is a strict guarantee first or top top whatever five Belvet five Akali
I can shield my tank. I'm sure that I'll play Kindred on my board eventually, it's pretty
challenging for the dude. And I have to hold... okay should I just not play... should I just
not go for Rek'Sai 3 then? Or is it actually worth?
When did I get Tomcat on my board? Oh no it's still good, it's Barys encounter
and it's a 4-prime already and it's scales, it's still scales. Like Rek'Sai 3 is
pretty good it's actually thank you okay I don't really care about the Akali
also this is probably gonna catch Akali anyway
I'm sure they identify this first okay that's real each rock low each rock and I just start
pushing and then this half uss that's probably giving oh okay I mean if this is not a guaranteed
top whatever I don't know what to say I'm fighting bringing Gargoyle fucking Galio
nice one off of the dude two items sweet treats on
even more HP
Okay, now what I mean I need to get I need to get a I need to get a mouth eye in also
Oh I kinda need Kindred. Is this stronger? Who are my time breakers?
Yes?
Okay why does my frontline look so bad?
I need Atrox in?
And I also wouldn't mind 4, I mean I guess 4 time breakers are kinda useless because I have a...
What the fuck happened?
I mean, I'm fighting...
I mean, this is a bad beat!
Wait, what, wait.
No, no, no, I'm telling you, the moment...
The moment I get there...
I'm pretty sure...
Riven 2, okay.
Let's end this.
I'll call E3.
Riven 2 with Stereo Fodge.
time breaker time breaker how's it looking
Why am I even playing 4x3?
Does anyone know why I'm even playing 4x3?
I don't even have timebreaker on my on my on my on my velvet anymore I'm gonna
have to go there and I sold my Rex I and I sold my Rex I and I sold my Rex I
and I have no tank because I sold my ruxi and now my tank is a f***ing pantheon
oops kinda soldy for I mean whatever this is a patch this who cares 56 to level and
I don't have tatland for 5 to thingies what the f*** is my frontline going to be
52 next turn at the level, Starax.
Wait, I don't understand how I'm supposed to get any frontline here.
Don't be a fluff.
Don't be a fluff.
I don't get it.
My frontline is just all these sugarcury.
Okay, honestly, is it actually fine?
Am I not about to win out soon?
Because I can just drop all this trash like this before I was going to play 4 Time Breaker because my items on Belvedere are going to be Time Breaker.
I don't have a Caitlyn now, 1 roll, 4 free, GG, I'm sure I play Malkai over something.
Timebreaker on 1, 2, I mean just Caitlyn over this and I just, or it's Caitlyn over this.
I'm not playing this shit.
I don't have to play this garbage.
Alright, where's not even that bad anymore?
But if I know it gives me anti-heal.
I mean I'm about a gig of spike because I have three three stars and it's Varus.
Yes?
Like the spike is fucking coming.
She is 50x weaker than Tan?
Oh wait really?
But don't I need anti-heal?
I was like like Caitlyn over uh, oh wait oh wait no I mean Riven 2 with the three
fucking briar it's not even bad all right I'll just roll for anti-heal fuck it
G and it's the win out
I mean I can go nope I'm not okay I'm just gonna roll for anti-heal
all right Gigi all right who's my tank
I'm just not the wrong class of spot.
Jeeeeya!
Aatrox shred?
Question!
It's still a good item!
It's still a good item!
Just because you have aatrox?
No, no, no!
There's no-
Do you see the shit I have to put up with?
Do you see the shit I have to put up with?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
There's nothing wrong with-
There's nothing wrong with Last Whisper.
There's nothing wrong with it.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't proc until-
And just reap the stats on the item.
I have Crit with a Collie.
I have 20 AD-
Or 20 AS.
15 AD? This doesn't even-
What, I was supposed to just reforge it and get a fucking static shiv?
Like, bro, this is just- it must-
Aw, great, I'm fighting 300 animatash out.
GG.
Oh wait.
Wow! It's crazy!
It got run over because it gets shredded before 6 seconds into the fight!
Oh ho ho!
And I also have precision.
And I also have precision.
What does this give?
Last whisper.
Or, oh wait, no, crit.
It gives 20% crit.
And it also gives 20 AS.
And it also gives 15 AD.
Oh ho ho!
Wow!
Wow!
Let's reforge.
Hold on, who has a component?
Does anyone have an open component?
No, it's just actually absurd that like the shit that these guys are coming up with,
it's not even rage bait.
It's just straight up US.
Oh, radiant gargoyle!
Let's just do no damage until now!
Bro, it's just it has it has to be rage bait man. It has to be right. I'm not doing damage anyway, man
Psych you ass. Oh, yeah. Yeah, what up?
But who are my time breakers? Time breakers 40% on one, two...
Alright, I'll swap when I get a ribbon third item. Allow? Third item ribbon I'm in.
It said that I might actually go third and... No, I'll probably go third. I probably want to go...
Uh, what's it called?
Because sometimes the Kindred just doesn't attack the thingy.
I mean, the value of 5 Nova is like, you get a... what's it called?
Eh?
It doesn't matter, this game's over.
I'm actually starting my one.
I'm just sitting here with a million gold, GG.
56, 52...
Can I level this turn?
Uhhh...
Look at us.
Uhhh...
52.
And GG.
And GG.
GG.
GG.
GG.
GG.
Katelyn's not even stronger than 4x timebreaker.
It does- what the fuck does Katelyn do?
I get to noble myokali nice, like a pro at it, fuck you man, I already have some
fire of k-
What is it?
What is it?
I'm just letting this in the cast.
What?
No, no, no.
One more round and it's GG, one more round and it's GG. No cap.
I can, I can actually, is there anything stronger than five? Like Shen too, for a cast of you?
Where's the shed?
My shed needs to be over here man.
Oh my, it's not going to attack.
I can't.
Oh great.
Am I screwed?
Oh great. Am I screwed?
Oh, bye my buddy. Bye my buddy. You ass.
GG, GG.
GG.
GG.
I mean the game is over, the game is over, like it's over for sure.
25% starting.
I'm sure this cost once.
Is this Dash even without a logo on it?
Okay, I can't provide though but doesn't do anything man it's straight up doesn't do anything
And beyond is bruiser for entire board
I think this guy is going for a new, new 3.
Actually, you know what?
I could probably go 9.
This guy is so healthy.
I'm pretty sure I'm not losing.
I don't know if it doesn't do anything.
Just read 3 time breakers.
It's the exact same thing.
You lose 5% attack speed to give this the fucking the Nova.
Or this piece of shit the Nova.
Who cares, man? I'd much rather have more frontline.
It's lost a re3 timebreaker!
Oh my god, the shit that I have to fucking put up with it's actually wild to read this.
And allies!
I will not be playing a newcomer ever again. This shit is just not working. Holy fuck.
Oh, we got it.
Oh, what is the Nunu in what?
Nudu and Zyra. Nudu and Zyra.
Oh, girl.
Oh, girl.
Okay, I'm gonna beat him about it.
I just didn't make sure he was in Nudu and Zyra.
here we go
this is our world first
and
I
What the fuck are these
What are you doing?
No.
Did he hit?
U.S. U.S.
It's a good deal.
I'm rolling for anti-heal and I can make last whisper on kindred with sunfire cape and
everyone's just spamming or not everyone but the fucking idiots are spamming question
Mark you have big drugs and date oh my god I thought people were rage beating but
it's just it's just oh my god I thought it was rage bait
The funder are up K3.
I don't care.
I'm retired.
I'm retired.
I'm back, where did he get that item from?
The prismatic one, which is even better for the infinite items for spreading routes as
well.
So I just loaded in with an entire board with Varus, 3 3 stars Varus, with Malkai Nova,
one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen twenty six components
And I hit the number the only artifact that has a reasonable negative Delta on Belved
On top of my items just randomly just becoming true this
Because it's already true this belt. I mean, this is legit number one true this velvet velvet
I mean, this is basically true this a golly. I mean, it's basically true this a golly or
Kindred and Trubas Riven. Also, I'm tired.
Oh god.
Also, you didn't want to build less, so it's weird, but we convinced him to just build it.
That's just rage bait.
Okay, why don't you change your lifestyle so you have more energy?
milk why don't you go to sleep instead of just sitting here fucking rage making me
or not even rage making this fucking shit posted
oh no I sleep in 15 minutes thank god good night
bug champ thank god hopefully I end before you wake up so I don't have to
I'm just praying I get tired before you wake up okay I'm actually locked in this
This is just sad, man. I'm getting shit-tucked by milk.
No, no, no, no, no, no. GG.
Medallion.
What is it it's it's medallion on various your school no no I don't care
I'm here
No, I'm here
Hey
Yeah contested you're so you're 500 LP. I'm zero. I don't give a fucking test me Gigi. I can't I
Lose it doesn't matter. I go from zero B to zero. What about you buddy?
All right, G.D.
This is some good news for me.
Is there an Ezreal?
Bro, come on man! I'm not clicking fucking bonk!
Bro, oh my, I'm just, oh god.
Alright, hopefully I'm not contested.
By the way, it's Medallion that you think I'm...
If I have 5 TFs on Medallion, you think I'm pyridine?
Fuck no, I'm not.
Fuck you.
And...
Aatrox.
Caitlyn.
TF.
Gwen.
Jaxa.
Raston 7.
Ooh, I missed it.
TF.
TF.
Raston 7, oh I missed it.
TF, TF, Jax, I mean it has to be Stargazer, TF just got it.
Alright, GG, GG.
I'm out of here to scout.
Surely I'm not going to touch a permissal.
Do you actually make a new planner every game?
Yes.
Oh.
I thought it was going to be caretakers out like Jax.
That were the case, GG.
Medallion.
You'll get this, ready? It's Medallion on Verus Yasuo. I fucking can't.
Ah, GG. It's like the two best re-roll fucking gods.
GG.
I mean, the team doesn't even matter.
I would much rather just start getting, I mean, not really, because Jax right now, I
miss 20.
And I'm not trying to miss 20.
I never rest.
What are these odds?
I mean, it's Medallion TF.
I don't get it.
Isn't it obvious what he's gonna place?
This is at 90-10.
Priced at 65-35.
Wait, really? I don't think this is ever a 90-10.
If this is a 90-10, I would be all in on 10.
I feel like this is like a 75-25.
I mean that actually is not actually good. I'm telling you it's not actually good. It's actually not good. You wouldn't much prefer to just get like talent.
Or to just get like Talon. Or a Jax. It's for sure not good.
It's actually not good. It's for sure not good.
Also, what's the hex for this one?
It's D.VallMid is Jax the Biggie, right?
It's actually not. Bro, I'm not even trying to lark. It's actually not good.
If you think this TF3 does anything, bro, I'm going to hit anyway.
You don't have Jax through your 8th, and the thing is you also want Talon 3, and you also want Kate 3, but the thing is now it kind of fucks my...
Oh yeah, I need to go check the Stargator before I start losing to the Stargator.
TFT has... Like it's actually not good. You want every 3 stars in the game.
So the thing is, there's no reason for me to roll a 4.
Like I'd probably just be soloing on 5 until like 1 Jax.
I'd probably just roll... Honestly, I'd probably just still roll a 4 until 1 Jax.
And then I'd just roll a 5. You would say it's okay to roll it.
It's actually bad. I'm not even kidding.
It's not bad. It's just not good.
You would rather have a talent.
But anyway, it's orcate. A talent orcate.
Obviously it's not bad.
Stargazer.
Alright, well I need a jacks or my game is 8.
And I don't have a single talent.
I hate.
He meant level 5 and 6 and just replaced the words with fail.
What?
I'm gonna roll until a jacks.
I mean, I need one Jax.
Wait, what? Wait.
I feel like Caitlyn 3 is so fucking important.
Caitlyn 3, Talon 3, the board fucking sucks.
Push it, it doesn't do anything.
What's wrong with Roman on 4? I don't get it.
I need more Talons and more Caitlyn.
How are, how are Emily on the, wait.
No, no, no, wait, I don't get it.
Wait, what?
How how the fuck I
Did just bad
Like you you need Caitlyn and Talon and then I'm just gonna roll on four until one Jackson then I'll push but I mean
Golden Niko I can't I mean that's that's a jacks that's pretty good
No fighting destiny
Highkey with TF it plays like already you roll on 5 nope it's medallion but don't care
GG
I'm rolling until a five or not a five I'm rolling until I'm rolling till a jack so like
it is what it is.
Chain, cloak, rod, wait what even is this big snatcher, snatcher, plus I didn't get
a cloak again, hello?
I mean there's nothing wrong with JG on this, don't care.
Where's Sheik, thank you man, it's already dead.
There's nothing wrong with JG on the thing, I'm making my edits, I'm-
stats are not even bad like if I don't have double nash or two there's nothing
wrong with getting critch chance I have precision but I have
constructive companion for K3
all right well now I'm leveling on six now rolling on six
Guys, if I have Nashor Tooth, I don't gain mana unless I crit, yes?
I understand that you get precision from Fateweba.
However, however, I won't be gaining mana from Nashor Tooth, it's fine, it's fine.
Hi, Kyle, is this even allowed?
Oh, I need to climb, man.
I need to start climbing.
These fucking shitters are pissing me off.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Wow that's crazy if I didn't make GG I would have lost this round as well that's crazy my
items are done.
Honestly I'm kind of not just rolling until like roll this turn.
Actually let me just scout.
I got the anima, do I beat this guy anyway?
Do I beat this guy if I don't?
I'm not the only one, one Caitlyn or what's it called?
Hello?
It's gonna have zero ends anyway.
I just don't want to lose my streak.
If I lose my streak here, that's the only reason I'm rolling.
If I fight this guy without HF3, I'm probably going to lose, man.
Except I might have lost anyway.
Did I lose anyway?
I lost anyway.
I lost anyway!
GG.
GG.
Guys, I'm not going to have items for these shitters for the next decade, man.
I'm done. I'm gonna I'm I'm I'm just gonna answer you never listen. It's not worth it. It's it's just a bad beat
It's just a bad beat
I would be on a 30 streak if I had that shop last turn.
Legit a 30 streak.
I can't.
I can't.
And I actually rolled due.
I can't.
It's the correct play.
I can keep my streak.
I mean, it's a bad beat. I rolled five times and the first one I saw was atrox.
I mean, it's just a bad beat.
But also, like, the difference between K3 and Talon 3, it's nothing. It's legit nothing.
It's gonna have zero items for the next decade.
The only reason you're going for the 3-star is for Medallion Amp.
And then, as you get later and later and later into the game, you can itemize them.
It doesn't fucking matter. I'm not gonna skip it. Who cares?
Let's finish this quickly
Hmm...
Alright, raft on my planner. And now you just sit there.
You just sit here and you just roll through 0 until Jax 3.
And if I'm close to Caitlyn or Talon I'll just, I'll just sit level 16 even longer.
And then if I make it to 5-1, which I will, it's just a guarantee first.
Because I'm going to have infinite HP on my entire board, the game's over buddy.
And get this.
When I get extra items, get this, get this, ready?
I can just itemize Gwen!
Oh ho ho!
God fucking dammit man.
Oh! You don't have to itemize Talon or Caitlyn!
You just itemize any three-star.
jump in and get this get this let's say my next shop is five jacks and four
Gwends get this I'm not gonna stay low level for Caitlyn and Talon I'm not
gonna keep rolling for Caitlyn and Talon. I can just push. Oh, but get this ready! Get
this! If I see a lot of Caitlyn's and Talon's, then I'll stay low level.
I mean that's my next like 20 shots is going to be...
And that's my national office like seven Caitlyn's I'm just going to double me for this drafts
and call it a day.
All staffs in this is insane.
I mean, all I need is items.
And I can get items too.
I'm on the job.
Crown guard.
JD.
Gargoyle, Crown guard,
Sunfire, and if I have that I might as well use the Sun to QSS.
JD?
and get this ready my board the moment it hits what's it called the moment it
It hits? What's it called?
Uh, Varus? GG. GG.
My entire board? 20k health.
It's over. It's over.
I mean the good beat here is if I just keep natural and Cait in, in what's it called?
Ah!
Question mark entrance?
Like Caitlyn and Talon are not doing that shit man, fuck you.
Like, oh my god, I can't.
I mean, that's just a bad beat, cause I'm...
I mean, that's just a bad beat.
Cause I am on a force reek, I'm just double me going and I'm out.
Honestly, you know what the good beat is here?
The Verus gives me the shittering egos, GG, GG, I might as well hold and lose Econ 1 turn.
I'm on a forestry, like, what, I'm supposed to just sit here and just jerk off and just
pray I go like, I'm just gonna stay- how are these guys spamming question mark?
No, no, set to go.
The thing is, what pisses me off is when bad players are just sitting there getting
called out and they just say, oh, they're just bait feeding, and they- bro, no, man,
you are fucking- like, it's just- you are just trying to-
TRASH!
Holy fuck.
GG, GG, watch this! GG, GG!
Aw man, I can't.
I can't.
Aw, god.
Minus a gold.
GG.
If it rolled the fucking shi- I would actually just TP an extra infinite amp.
Alright, but I'm just AFK, I'm going to be pushing levels.
I'm actually kind of down to hold these though.
I might actually, uh, is there a Maokai, I think there's a lot of them.
And I just go straight to nine
What's up, what's good on Gwen by the way, like what's a good last item for Gwen?
My hodge, I'm gonna have a belt
I'm in low key you can actually hit like one of these like I just moved one gold
But then I don't know which one to choose
I'm fighting him right before I spike so this is my last lesson you guys know
This is this is my last loss
I'm getting better it's next turn buddy
Well, that's actually good like I can explain about guys that kill my team for this
It's a belt belt bow cloak.
What's my little nine unit?
The random Morgana?
What's a good item here?
Is Nashor Toof good on this unit?
Bro, this is good enough, man.
GA Redemption.
That's good enough.
He's right.
52th level.
Geon Rogue, I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I cannot. I can't.
52th level.
53 HP.
Well my guy's actually a decent spike though. 52? I mean, if I could level over 10 I would.
What? Wait this guy's 500 charge cash out! He has two animal weapons!
What? No. Nope. I guess this is just a Caitlyn- this is just a Caitlyn 3 dip. Caitlyn 3 dip, everybody.
Should I just sat there and just jerked off level 5? We're outscaling this guy. GG, everybody.
Caitlyn 3.
on this side. Put the vote over here. Alright. Never bet, wait what was it top three? This
This is a guaranteed top 3. Wait what? That fight was actually competitive.
Was that fight not competitive?
I'm fighting a 500 charge dash out. You know what? Let's actually see him fight someone else. Yes?
Oh, that's weird. The mech is didn't even take a single point of damage yet.
This is spreading roots level 9 makeshift with Bardo too.
It's a 500 charge, he has ice armor and like it's not even my fault man. I shit on everyone.
Wait, this is the top three for sure. Let me rejuice. Bro, rage bait.
I quaking my tweet, now my thing mate. Bro, fuck you man. Like, oh my god,
he's a motherfucker, he's a motherfucker like that. Like that.
It was a rejuice as soon as he lost that round.
I mean, yes, if you actually played TFT, I mean, I lost to a 500 charge cashout.
No shit, man.
Like, it's just, like, this shit just has to be...
Ahhhhhhhhhh...
I can't get you, I can't get you, I can't get you.
Also, I would like, I would like an apology.
Uh, can I level anyway?
I'll please, I'm just gonna call this...
I would like an apology.
If they had tradition markers or TFT, we would be billionaires.
I mean, yes.
Not because of our knowledge, but because we were just being fucking match-facing every single game.
I didn't say.
Double Nashor 2.
Who the fuck takes the JG?
Who takes the JG?
Vorganna?
Alright, but anyways, it's uh...
I mean I actually got the mech like...
I mean look at the I mean this is actually a rejuice. This is a guarantee top three still because I don't I can't lose anyone else
It's not even possible like that shit is it's just a definition of a bad beat like what the fuck is I just ABC eight of nice, man
Oh, don't worry guys. Even three. Let's just be level five. Let's just be level five work work work. We're capping. We're capping GG
Also, I would like an apology from milk and and and Emily what the fuck is wrong with like I mean
I hit construct the companion so it was roll on five or six but before hitting
construct the companion what can someone tell me what the fuck is wrong with
rolling on four then slowly on five please tell me I it's like they're just
sitting there like I just adamant about being a fucking garbage ass in US
Where is my Jacks going?
Why does it look like-
It's not a rejuice.
It is not a rejuice.
What the fuck?
This is not a rejuice.
Holy shit.
GG, GG.
GG.
GG.
Okay, honestly, it's JG, like it actually must be JG, this shit is pissing me off.
This shit is not pretty enough.
My tf is doing no damage.
How kind. Morgana 2. QSS, JG, Gumblaid, GA, Sunfire, Vast.
Jhin 2, bar 2, where am I fuck?
Hello, do you need to ult, you idiot?
I mean, the spark is dead, that has to be the neutral meat.
And this is way better, if you have double national suits, if it doesn't, perdition
fast.
It was a rejuice, it was a rejuice.
It was a rejuice for sure actually holy fuck cuz I beat this guy guaranteed this guy's fucking piss
And then and then the thing is oh actually that's not strong
But I'm pretty sure
I am probably rotating to this guy it's a bad beat
Oh, yeah, I'm not and I'm not losing this shit. Wait, what are the taxes?
Cosmic HP permit HP
Mow guy a mouth guy mouth guy. Oh, I can go gin. No
I mean I'm pretty sure the problem before was I had double Nashor 2 and then it wasn't pretty
100% in time.
Like basically if it doesn't crit like don't you just like aren't the Nashor 2's just
completely useless.
He's right.
He's right.
It was a reduce.
It was a rejuice.
My work is not done.
I have voice out for earlier thinking, I mean.
I just, I just, I just skipped the malchite, that's the only thing I'm rolling for, man.
Eh?
Wait, there was a malchite in there, right?
That's the only thing I'm rolling for.
I can't...
I'm a low-key I could win, I'm not even kidding.
My board is insane.
Holy...
No, no, I'm not even kidding.
I'm pretty sure I can actually win.
Because this time I can void it as soon as the round starts.
I get the buff immediately.
I'm pretty sure I can actually win.
And my Jast has been scaling and I fixed my TF items.
See?
I'm pretty sure that was a good B-Soul.
Like there has to be some fight rngs bullshit like they actually know what there isn't
We're not really for a mouth I don't even know what mouth I look like
Is there a mouth guy?
Oh he's one off of both man, or he's two off of both
Oh god uh
Oh god uh
Galeo
I don't know if I'm going to miss one of my one left to do so.
If you were to just, ah, it's just a 500 charge, I just, what can you do, man?
What can you do?
But also, like, on a serious note, some people are probably here to learn, the moment, listen,
the general rule of thumb in TFD is, the worse your items look, the higher elo it is.
If you were to just take a screenshot of like a lobby, I could probably just tell what
elo it is based on the items.
Everyone in the lobby just has the fucking tactics dot tools fucking
Triple gigabits on every single fucking carry. I guarantee you it's low elo
The moment they fucking serve jam in the trash. That's how you know it's high elo
Let me see if you can actually search the stats on the most built item, you probably
actually can.
Let me just go to like, I mean, the Platinum is actually pretty high right now though.
Can you go lower than Plat?
No.
I mean it's 4.13, I mean and then it goes, I mean it's not even low though.
into gargoyle, there's actually no sample size for Master at the GM plus.
I mean the thing is Platinum is actually pretty high right now so you can't even actually
see the real, what's it called, that's like the least built item, craftable, blue buff.
And who the fuck making a blue buff?
Bramblefest.
I mean who the fuck making a bramblefest?
It was a biz item. I don't even know.
And I guess...
It doesn't even change.
I mean, some of these items are fucking ass... Wait, I'm surprised Laszlo's sort of solo though, because this is Laszlo's actually good.
I guess the comp sucks.
Oh, it's built even less.
Oh, I don't get it.
But also on TF...
I did this check, but I'm pretty sure on TF2 Fateweaver
Like this double Nashors without another crit item is just the Nashor-Tooth horrendous, Nashor-Tooth
This is Gumbel-E
Oh, Gumbel-E is negative Delta
It says business Nashors, Nashors, Ginseng, Nashors, Nashors, Rapidon, Nashors, Nashors,
Nashors.
Wait, triple Nashors TF sounds fucking broken, actually.
How many autos is that?
Like, three?
I was invited to dinner by a surgeon when he turned 30 in a couple months, so he decided
to finally learn some cooking skills.
Plantless to enjoy something, something, something, something.
Like, I'm pretty sure one of Jin's best items, it actually has to be Merolo.
More Revo. Never mind. It averaged a 4.14.
Eh, but if you put level 9, it's a 3.68.
But I think it's also throwing it to stats of people level 8.
Isn't Yasuo has actually fun
You know, it's not fun Varus bro this Varus god, I feel like it's just full on RNG
Like if you're playing a re-roll cop and they just give the re-rollers like especially if they're playing one cost rule
And they give the fucking one cost rule the one cost shooter noobs like bro, what if they're playing a three cost
We roll nice they're playing a four cost cop and then they just get the fucking four cost shop
They're playing a three cost cop and then they just get four fucking victors in their shop like pro
You're just sitting there as if all luck.
You're just sitting there braying.
And then on top of like you being forced to click Varus because it's just way too
like the combat that Varus offers is too much so it's like you're just forced to click
I mean, he's right. That should leave his fuck.
and
I don't know. I feel like it's not even good to play this. This time I won't troll. This
time I'll actually hold the Nudu in the DK or like a Rammus and then that way I actually
have a future with ComGench. No gap. Space growth. Space growth. Savings account.
Treasurer hunt. Leaking, scaling with a Gensu, URF, and the space growth was slammed already.
PogChain. I mean, it doesn't matter. What else am I gonna play? I don't know.
What else am I going to play?
Loki?
I could play, I could play, uh, like Stargazer, Samira?
I'm not from Nova Sox.
Don't play Nova, don't play Nova, that's your guess.
And like Darkstar is only good for destroying Leeds.
He's amazing, amazing so you can Dark Star plus uh, like Dark Star you can play any other fucking stat with it, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Nova dashes ass. It's legit trash, do not make no level.
Dashes on 8.
You would rather 3-way contest than play that garbage.
it's just it's just straight ass
space grove
I'm surely I don't need to hold that shit
I'm going to find like Nunu, TK, or, uh, any Pampinon.
Driven.
Driven.
Simple Nunu, TK, Vranis.
level five
storm has come with mommy I get a bold BF bold BF
Wait, maybe? Okay, if I have Nacis 3, and I hit Nami 2 Riven 2, surely I'm allowed to play 7th Space Groom.
Oh
This comes actually fun if you hi roll you just run everyone down this right has space for me BT before
I guess he's a briar too.
Am I natural?
I might actually just roll on 4 for an ASUS 3 and then just push.
Okay, can I just tell actually, because I feel like I'm going to get baited into holding
this shit.
But I guess like if I go ahead and hit Blitz, Nacis plus Nunu is actually good.
and then I can just play Naceous 2 as my, as not in the game, I don't have a whole team to pair up
uh so it's open to only getting one angle
I don't know what to watch the groovies.
Can you play some Millio re-roll? I think not!
BF cloak? Jesus Christ. He's out of her ass.
My god doesn't want peace!
Hmm, space for a BT
And then playing around Bogle of BF
I mean, it's always BT actually, I need to assort
Alright, well, hopefully I can get some items, but I also need some money
I'm broke
I have Bogle of BF
Half Nashor tooth JG, but I can also just go half Shogun plus
Oh, BF Glove.
Lucky Gloves, why spending mid-maxed for Reforgers?
Lucky Gloves for TV on no one?
Curse Crown, no. Why spending?
No.
Hold the line on this.
Okay, I mean, it's actually good for Reforgers. It's actually fine.
Three Reforgers.
Ango, Shogen, Shiv.
Shogen, what steps are we going?
I'm probably going to go show your boy Barolo and just have that build.
Is there a shepherd?
Bait Weaver.
How come I'm so poor by the way?
I mean, this is a...
When I could go Barolo and just go red buff and then just start building frontline.
How come I'm so poor?
And now I'm fighting him so I should have this fight.
I'm going to have Dexterity, and then I've Beltblocks.
What's the best item on Riven after BT if I have BT?
Can someone check for me?
GABT.
Edge of Night BT?
It's Edge of Night BT.
Really?
Riven?
Oh, what eels.
Time break. I'm not broke at all. I actually need to.
Uh...
She needs a skate school.
Bloodthirster.
It's Vanguard, it's Bravidons, and I'm not gonna have that.
GS, DT, QSS, Cheetah, these guys are fucking, they're all skinned.
Actually, he has no, alright, GS, QSS, Seraph,
I think it doesn't really matter, it's just something I didn't call it today.
She's just raging in.
Alright.
I am so poor.
I am so fucking poor holy fuck they came scaling to win out I mean I got one out for sure man
I was on the wrong with Titans, Titans BG. Let me just check real quick. I don't know if that's a fine.
Okay? Where's the contestant? Where's this guy? What did he hit? He hit trait tree. Nova Bastion, Timebreaker? What the fuck?
Great, I didn't hit.
32 to level.
Titan's BT, I mean honestly the glove. Shoujin void red, Titan's BT space grove.
TG's actually good on Blitzcrank, he might hit TG.
But I'm kinda down to see if I get a belt fight.
No, I mean I'm losing anyway, who cares.
I don't get it.
How am I so poor?
Vista.
I'm 42 HP and these are the six rolls and I'm broke.
I need to win a round.
Can I win this next round so I have perfect interval?
And then also I'm pretty sure there's someone that's about a giga win out.
Yes, he's 300 charge cash out.
Okay
16th level
All right, I
Need to fight. I don't even beat this guy. I don't beat this guy. I'm just a little 730 because fucking dirt piss poor
You think I'm gonna beat this guy?
Why not? Oh, oh. Sure.
I mean, this guy has a 3-in-1-2.
And I'm pairing a Milio with an Ezreal.
I don't have the econ to 4-1, so I have to sack until 1 life.
And then this guy is cashing out at 300.
I mean I have to stop one more, I don't have enough money.
I don't care there.
I don't care there.
I mean I guess I can just level this shirt so I don't just die then
I'm not for sure sure to make that because I don't have that on my rolls so why the
why the fuck did I make that?
I mean, I found a ribbon, that's pretty good, right?
I said I don't have a what's-a-called
why the fuck did I make that?
I.T.
I didn't B.T. Chorgin
at least I have time to catch I guess
maybe I should have sacked one life but I think this guy is in the lobby so if I
sacked one life I'm not just dead he's then I'm then I the moment I've already
seen that guy twice I'm just dead I don't get it charge transfer I mean the
I think what I'm pretty sure my out here is to actually just hit
I mean group hug on on this has to be good on the space world. No, I'm pretty sure my out is just in let's break
I'm not even kidding. I didn't hit blitzcrank
I didn't hit blitzcrank
Okay, I hit an army that's pretty good
Alright, what am I missing? A Bastion? Is there any Bastions? I mean I know for sure it's not great.
Bastion? Bastion. Okay.
Okay, so where's the Blitzcrank?
I'm f-
I mean at least I'm still 2 lives.
It's like kind of close, I guess I mean it's like relatively close I guess
At least I'm still too live so maybe I can go six
Long chain
Tommy bear two rolls you need
It's not like I can sell anyway, it seems like it's good.
Alright.
No, just one more I'd lock if I hit, I didn't hit it, I'm not looking at it.
No, no.
Bro, slam rod!
My bad, man! But I fight the 300 charge catch-out, it's a raw dish!
Like, oh my god...
Okay, I mean, here, my Tomkens is about to farm me the dupe.
I mean, roll for perfect info because I could just, uh...
I can block him and then I can maybe get the other one, but not really.
I can't.
The tax feed on the thing is actually good.
I mean it's actually good, I'm down.
Can I just go open it?
Did he hit?
Where's the other guy? I mean this guy's just going 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
He didn't even roll yet!
I should not pick that up. Can I pick this up without picking up the other one?
I hit neither, man.
How?
I mean, he just rolled.
He found zero Nami, zero Riven.
I found neither.
One whole full stats bit.
I found neither.
This here is actually probably the number of stats, I mean I'm one like now.
I found neither, I don't care.
Alright, and then my Tom Kancho also didn't fucking farm.
I mean at least this guy is dead I guess, it's called Jam.
Two rolls, one, two, one, two.
Oh...
I'm not playing Fastion for my only tank?
Oh...
Oh
It's not like Space Grows Fat is even good without Blitzcrank.
Let me just show you what Nami looks like without...
If you have Nami 2 or 3 item, let's just do the slow step up.
blitz and exclude space scroll plus one it averages it averages a 5.01 with a
4.7 whatever the fuck and this is a knobby two with three item by the way so
now if I add this it's a 4.76 without blitz rank and then now if I add
space scroll but exclude blitz crank what is that average let me see this is a
Nami 2-3 item. Let's just go any and exclude Blitzcrank. And then I'll put a ribbon because I'm not fucking stupid.
The baseline for this comp without without
Blitzcrank?
Wait, there has to be another comp by the way. There actually for sure is another comp that uses Nami that uh,
it's probably that that like fucking the
list list or whatever to reach up or like
Just look is this supposed to be good?
This is the baseline without Blitzcrank. Is that good?
That's good.
That's the baseline without Blitzcrank.
Terrible filtering!
I have space probe emblem on Ribbon and I excluded Victor and no Blitzcrank.
What else could I filter?
I didn't hit Ribbon too.
Alright, let's go Nami, 2, 3 item. Nice!
Nice!
The entire- like the comp sucks without Blitzcrank, man!
Ribbon, 2, 3 item!
Wait, is this bug? There's no way it's this bad.
This actually has to be bugged.
Wait, what? No, this has to be bugged. There's actually no way.
Like, there's no way it's that, like, 8.3... Well, you just do the math. 8.3k games with
Blitzcrank, 3.49, and then with Alph Blitzcrank, there's 1.3k games, 8.3, and then it went
from like three, honestly I probably can't.
Wait, what?
Wait, is this bug?
There's no way the Sensor of that bad
was bringing two nomenclities, it's not even possible.
["The Sensor of That Bad"]
Let's finish this quickly.
Slashing bars with people, yes,
I'm saying it's not stable like it or it's not it's not that it's not stable like it's stable for sure
But like you're not just just because you have space for plus one doesn't your you I just sold my my what's going on
Just because you have space for plus one doesn't mean you're guaranteed to win out like it's it
Let's crank is so broken
He must be engagement mating
If you hit you go nine and hit blitz I mean yet
But I'm saying that like no because people are saying that oh, yeah, like I can't believe you bought for the space for a plus one
I mean I'm one life. I didn't hit either. Okay. I mean yeah, I bought for I mean it is what it is
So it's actually surfed, it attacks a thousand times.
I'm pretty sure you need to do so this could be good, but maybe that's not even true.
I'll try not to try it, I'm not taking that one if I'm actually scared.
Well maybe this unit actually attacks a lot.
This unit actually attacks a lot.
I mean I'm playing Dio for sure, in surfing.
Does this unit attack?
finish this quickly and then if I hit I kind of want to hit this kahuna-huna if
I can if I can hit kahuna-huna I'm down to play that like mastery kindred I
swear that shit is broken every time I run to mastery kindred with kahuna-huna
My entire board is diving
No, I was hoping that this counts as like a million attacks
Last time Zaya, I mean yes, I played the wrong cop man. I played it with Zaya
But I think if you hit, you just, I'm pretty sure it's good with a Yi-Gi-Nerd, use one shot
We'll get it.
It's basically so I have a half red buff or a full red buff if I want it and then I've
lost with stuff.
But the problem is I don't think I procket enough.
I'll just score it.
Hmm...
Taloncurt doesn't count towards the crit of an item.
Oh, like the bleed. Oh, I think it's just not from abilities.
But last time I took this it took forever to cash out.
But maybe I can like play around Taloncurt mid-game or something.
I think it's actually good.
8 trucks 2, challenger.
Is there a Bastion?
I'm not trying to sell this.
I mean, I can move up to here though.
It's a bit strong, I'm trying to do that.
I'm not playing this.
Try to double level, honestly.
And the one Bastion, I'm actually pretty strong.
Is that good?
123 attacks on 2-3?
Is that good?
Is this guy dumb?
Why can't he say Nace's correctly?
Should he kill Okameo?
Stasis correctly, Shaquille, Okameel.
In a random 1 star 4 cost champion, I mean I'm kind of down to these houses.
And I really don't want to take the rush anyway later.
And change the line.
Alright.
I mean maybe I just find Xayah right now, GG.
Wait, isn't this actually bad because the lobby can just hit Nunu or Xayah?
No this shit is ass. Bro, I can just get scammed.
Hello? Nunu? Zaya?
Tom Kinch. Is that good?
I mean it's pretty good actually. Wait what? Okay. I mean that's pretty good.
It's some freehold eventually.
Let me see what people hit.
What did he get? Nami. What did he get?
Resh? Thresh? What did he get?
Some garbage when he's old. What did he get?
Some garbage when he's old.
What did he get? Some garbage.
Oh, karma. What did he get?
Surely the space core plus one didn't...
Uh, oh, I'm leaving Nami here.
Alright. I probably wanted to send Lanyard or something.
I'm not just playing Challengers on Stationery.
190 attacks in 4 rounds, but you're going to get more units on the board.
Maokai, whatever the fuck.
I mean, I can just not play this, because this unit like, stuns itself.
He's right.
But then I can play Akali with Marauder.
I hope I win this round.
I'm not going to mislead you guys.
Okay, honestly, is it not pretty respectable, 259 attacks?
Is that respectable or no?
Okay, but you know what is respectable?
Is my tier one giving three votes?
But that's insane.
That's insane.
But uh...
That was my gold orb. That was my gold orb.
My gold orb was all gold.
My gold orb was all gold.
If I got a spat, I could just go Stargazer plus one and play Five Serpent.
GG.
GG.
I mean, I don't even need item augment, and then I have a half-last whispaw, so I don't
need the cloak, and then I have another bow, and I want to make a half a breadmuff
eventually.
A bow, bow.
Horn, rest, jinx.
I mean, Jin's too. That's pretty good, man.
I mean, it's not that, and it's not this.
I mean, I get another BS word, AD on...
And my front line is...
Side effects.
Galio Mordecai.
Gallio Morticaizer. A Gallio? I mean, DB's really good, and then I have... I can go last with Spock, so I already have three arms then, and I have Red Buffer with the other dude.
Oh, I know, I only have two balls.
A Velvet Morticaizer, Horn Paired, Jax.
It's the top six game, right? I mean, is it my spot? Actually, it's the same. Assuming I'm not contested.
Hey, booster pack of Briar 3? And he's eating Briar 3.
Shogun, Uba, Oli, and Redbox with that.
Gs, Bo. I'm pretty sure this guy's playing easy.
I'm giving him 20 so it's 40. I doubt it.
It's pretty cool.
Oh, isn't my spot actually pretty good?
Yes. It's actually good.
How's it looking?
Oh, see?
It doesn't matter, I don't need more hodging, unless I have legend, maybe then, if I have
411.
Serpent Sia on double on Kegel combat, like double Kegel combat.
You know your ass, right?
I'm just going to stop talking about my spot, it's just pissing me off.
It's like, if you don't believe my spot is good, I don't even know who I'm trying to
convince, man.
Who am I even talking to?
I genuinely don't know.
Like, who am I trying to convince that my spot is actually good?
Who am I talking to?
Like, is my spot actually good?
Like, isn't my spot actually good?
Like, really good?
In a random 2-star...
2-star 3 cost?
I don't even want that, I kind of want the bow.
I bet I can just build the last whisper, right now.
Bellbeth Jinx, do I have Bellbeth there?
Ohhhh!
I mean, now, now how's the spot? And then I didn't click the previous ones and now I can... see?
What I get and gain a random receive for 40 I mean that's not even that's pretty bad
How am I already running out of removers
He's gonna just so...
Oh no, no one's...
My god doesn't want peace!
I mean I'm actually like bro I just fought two I just fought two and I'm just loading
in with Zaya to new to and GG buddy and GG buddy I'm a choices of Bastion oh nice and
And I'm fighting him, oh wait, this is cash not too long, I mean, either way, I don't know.
My items are our last Whisperer DV Kraken, and I have a rep, holy shit, this takes forever.
I mean, I guess these guys are piss weak.
What the fuck am I getting in this red ball?
What?
I'm actually playing the board for the entirety of the game.
I mean, you know what, if you can cash this out on 4-1, this would be fucking
broken.
You just have three, you just load up to 4-1 with three extra components.
I think not buddy.
But I'm not gonna play TK for two more turns though, or one more turn.
Yeah, like if you have like a T-Mobile Gensu,
and like just like a fucking Leona 3, you can probably just cash out with me like really fast.
I mean I'm playing three challengers, like that's pretty good.
Except they're like fake challengers because they are a BS order.
I don't need... actually that's not even true.
Okay, but I do need some front line items.
Like, I can't just go...
I have three reforges.
I'm not just a reforger full item.
Let's see what I get.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I think G is actually good on the dual-carrier gameplay.
Let me see if I hit G.
I think if I hit G, I'll just keep going.
But if I don't hit... That's not even true.
I don't want to smear off.
It's actually strong. It's actually strong. I mean it's a good item. Alright, last loss.
Here it comes. I'm not on the whole initiative.
What's it at seven?
Hi.
Hi.
Kahuna-Huna into...
Hmmmm...
...Bot armor.
Healing orbs, is that good?
A new new?
Rammus, new new?
I missed the do3.
I don't have a single copy!
I mean, I'm not going to upgrade that it's getting off my port next turn.
Oh, I just found my first one.
I
Mean the cargo, which is not even bad what I
I don't even think this can hatch me a uh I don't even think this can hatch me a what's
it called oh nice and I think I had I thought I could
But I mean I guess I can't.
Okay how many of us are called the lon?
I'm putting a tank item?
I don't have a jet. I can't yet.
How many meters are gone?
One, two.
I'm surprised that I could hatch a 4 cost when I played 3 rounds of it on stage.
What's it called?
I didn't play 2 gone, but I played 3 rounds of it on stage.
What's it called?
The engine is good.
The engine is actually good.
What do I have?
I'm catching it out soon.
I'll probably roll for Nudu too after I catch up the red buff.
And then I just spike all at once.
I was actually just infinite damage.
Let's look at this unit.
Uh...
Oh, nice. And I still have another reporter.
I mean, I don't care. I'm not taking pressure for a fucking thing.
And...
Rebel good.
No, no, no, yes.
No, oh god.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Bro, miss a mirror 3 game.
Guard Breaker, I mean that's pretty good.
Bro, we're 4 to Shane, yeah I don't give a fuck.
GD, GD!
Ah, that's pretty good.
And then I just go for uh, some fire or...
Oh, actually I don't even need some fire, I'm getting a red buff.
Ah, I don't want to sell some special.
Honestly, my board is actually pretty stable.
Is that a Blitzcrank 2?
Surely, I tagged a thousand times.
Surely, I tagged a thousand times.
That fight lasted an hour.
Okay, nice.
I don't know how to make it work.
Why did I remover my Samira?
Why did I remover my Samira?
I just GG.
GG.
And then now if I'm Jin, I can't sell Samira too.
I mean, Red buff Kraken for sure.
Oh, my god.
I mean, this unit's fucking broken.
See?
I didn't Nunu 2 though.
Like on that roll down, if I hit one Xayah 2 or Nunu 2 and then I hatched the other one,
it was just a GG.
It was just a GG.
But now this is not a GG.
But I mean, I don't really want to roll anymore.
I'll get a third take on eventually, who cares?
and I just sell this piece of shit.
I can also sell this, but.
Cause there's no way I'm ever going down to Jaffard.
60, okay, I can level in two turns.
What size is it?
It's Serpent.
No Gensuzaiya, I can't!
Bro, I'm actually piss weak, man.
I need, if I can get a third tank item
with this as my backline GG,
I have healing orbs and I just heal this
and I just need like a vow or like something.
Honestly, if that's hard, it's actually kind of crazy
because I mean, you just,
not so I've healed before.
Just something.
I'm not even strong.
I'm strong after I hit third tank item.
Like it's actually really bad
I don't have a third pink item going into Clive 1, but I'm not gonna pass up on-
Jeeeyyyy
What the fuck is going on?
Alright, and then I sap one more, I'm just level 2, 0, I find 1, Genjiiiiii Jeeeey
I mean, 5 Serpent is actually already better than...
I mean, this actually happens to you with Bard, dude, absolutely fucking fucking fucking...
I can also play 4 Vanguard.
I mean, anything's better than Bard.
But if I hit bar two
Surely gnar over some mirror for what?
This people shit doesn't do anything
Gnar from no one's playing no fucking gnar man. This unit is getting the fuck off my board at the moment. I can't
Bring me pull basically you're playing three people on your board
Doesn't it just mean that your main tank is gonna be a fucking ramus and not a new move
But I hit the new new two and then now I'm never gonna go items here because I'm always gonna go out in here
What is it? Oh, I will be taking that one.
Jin, I will be taking that one.
J? And then now I'm going to get another remover?
Honestly, should I just lock this?
because the thing is I actually don't mind playing,
I mean there's no way I'm locking someone,
he's just doing it.
But I could actually hold this.
No I can't, I'm just dead.
I'm not rolling again.
I'm not rolling again.
I'm not rolling again.
I'm not rolling again.
I don't think I didn't see it. This motherfucker was holding one of my uh
This motherfucker was holding one of my zaius fucking loser
I can go ten fucked arcs are gin to blitz to shen to Morgana to Gigi
I don't think I'm killing a single unit. I'm not from
And now I'm killing orbs and some dogs US
What I get I mean honestly, that's pretty good
I can't. I can't.
GG. GG.
I want to learn, but this is the gameplay that I watch embarrassing. I'm out.
Yup.
Yup.
Warlord's honor
Resol
Wait, I don't think he has anti-heal. How is my healing so much? Oh wait, oh no he does
No, no, no, no, no
Yes
He's spacerone plus one.
Um, Morgana's kinda good.
And I'm automatic EXP.
I'll get the fuck off my board.
Alright, Shen doesn't really do anything if I'm playing all melee.
Honestly, Rammus is probably way better than Shen.
Is he melee carry?
I guess he kinda is.
I mean he has blitz too. I mean I'm leveling for a 4 sniper, fuck that.
And...
56, I mean I suck 1 and then it should be 2 to level. Hopefully he doesn't find blitz for 2. He is looking to...
I mean level 10 man WTF why is I as so strong when soju plays it cuz I only play on serpent
alter and whatever the fuck fast head I'm at loss for sure man like this board
average in the 30s we're not not thoroughly really good I can have
I'm watching for our music.
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
No, Ziya's actually good, man.
I'm sorry.
All right, I'm gonna go get the moats.
you
The righteous path begins with me.
So hard, finds me.
Hello?
Is there a maze like these overnight oats?
It's oats, yogurt, I think a little bit of milk.
There's strawberries and blueberries.
But this one's the blueberry one.
chia seeds.
Bro, this shit is good as fuck.
it's like it's like a better cereal almost
I have a little center of gravity.
Jogadge, Jogadge.
No time to waste.
I'll stay every day.
It is various I do have half redemption half a gargoyle
I was fuzzing.
I was fuzzing.
Is this second pretty good?
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
GG, I can't.
How much armor am I?
How does, wait, how does trait tree give a reforger, buddy?
Artcrack!
I can't it's just a guarantee top three
And you somehow lose a trait tree I swear to God I don't want to hear you bitch anymore
There's nothing to do with winning or losing the game.
It has to do with your ADP after taking it.
The ADP, the moment you click, trait trait is in the threes.
The win rate is probably not...
You know the win rate of this is is legit like probably 60% or some shit Wow
you threw the game you can't outcom someone with 30 or items
Congrats like it I like what how the fuck it's broken not because it wins a lot
but it's broken because it's just too much you can play anything and you have
you have too much tempo I just I just run everyone over
I
Have vanguards, I don't have to play that
Matt for whatever the fuck your vanguard I
Can just drop the road
I'm just like the one round that I'm like suddenly weak. Do I beat this guy?
Yeah, bro, yeah, you just draw Chogat. I mean, I'm not playing no dumbass fucking Chogat. I'm a boring type of guy.
But I mean, I don't have to play Pantheon, but I mean a lot of times like you just start on the moly honestly.
And I guarantee you, this guy won the lobby, like just look, this guy won the lobby, like
I mean, and then I'm probably top five guaranteed Graeus top five guaranteed be as like how
It's just like we me and Grae just just win streak early mid game
I'm pretty sure your winter is much higher clip alert bud really
Wind share frozen wind shit wait really I don't think I've ever seen this lose even I can win out of this shit
For last, bud? Bro, stop calling me bud. It's pissing me off.
Maybe low rolls he can't. You get given two reforgers. You can't.
i can play brawler
oh i already have brawler
can i beat this guy?
he's slamming everything in, fuck you
i think he lost to uh, this guy
Don't say don't say no.
My hands are actually the nash of tooth blood.
Hello?
Why does this look completely fucked?
Wait?
Why does this look completely fucked?
And I don't make 30.
GG.
I
Mean I got scared if he doesn't have the only honestly I might still lose even if you lose this
What's the plan bud I'm level 5 30 with a strong-ass board I am but I
Let me just go quote front line with a tier half shogun on karma.
It's there, oh it's a baronaut.
Man, it's probably usually for people to go to home.
Aw, great.
Can you hear us? We are contacting you through your hair.
I can also play like Darksarnami.
I don't have to Darksarnami.
I can branching out for another
Debra Forger, no, Finder Center on frontline, Stan United.
How many traits am I playing?
Probably a decent amount, right?
Yeah, but the Dark Star AD, what is that?
I got 45, I didn't like, a little bit more.
Partial Ascension or Exiles?
Eh, I don't think it's a problem.
How do I play Pantheon?
Am I playing Pantheon on my board ever?
Cause I could just end with Cho'Gi-A.
Adaptive Guard GG.
I think I've lost any of them, I did, in fact I didn't kill a single unit, I need to heal
a little speed.
Am I bop only?
I mean this guy's guaranteed top 4, this guy's guaranteed top 5, this guy's guaranteed top
Brawler.
God damn it. Does this proc on everything?
I don't know.
Did it? I don't know.
Why does it look like I'm not killing a super unit again?
Alright. Alright. So why am I so poor? Only two golds? What happened today?
Oh my god. I mean HP on the Dark Star has to be good and it's half, half anti-heal.
Alright, I'm down for...not these.
Fuck.
I was down for a Victor or an MF and I didn't legal that shit.
Preferably Victor.
Kaisha.
What is this?
Can I play Brass on my board?
3 4 oh that's pretty good actually what is this just this shit item I kind of
want to actually no no and
Hold that, and US, and chain, and Sylas not play Sylas, no, no, no, no, and...
Oh I can play like Yi, because that is actually good.
Can't I just play Victor or Yi?
Oh it's a good beat.
But then how do I play
No, yes, maybe brawler yee brawler yee with with that item plus one, I
Mean it doesn't matter man the game's over. Oh
No, it is written like you you want ribbon, but like you can hold other stuff this guy's it here
How many level 20
I
Kailh what
It's better the one so good oh, it's label
I'm so poor wait how am I so poor I don't think I'm anti-heal
I guess I lost my stream before the controls, and this is a good ascension, I mean maybe
I can win this one right?
Okay.
Okay.
Kaisa.
Kaisa.
Kaisa.
Kaisa.
Kaisa.
Kaisa.
Kaisa.
Kaisa.
Kaisa.
Kaisa.
Kaisa.
Kaisa.
Kaisa.
Kaisa.
Kaisa.
Kaisa.
Kaisa too pike. I mean I can play pike with with Victor
Victor Kaisa duo prime so for though
I need karma karma list over this I just like six stars are just my board. I mean it's not even bad
I have no amputee you I mean I need one car but though I have amputee you
like I just drop this piece of shit I just play miss plus uh what's it called
What does three con do a deal?
That's a two-marry, Jim?
What does this do?
Nothing?
Why don't you play for a week?
I'm stupid.
This guy has a gym.
If I had that dream, you wouldn't go away.
And now I'm screwed.
Why are you sacking two more?
I'm like so far from sacking my board.
This guy won't let me get any.
Little buddies.
Delicious.
This fits plot armor on all this HP items
My plot armor this much HP I'm in
How much is it level?
28
That's one karma GG
This paired whatever the fuck this is
Kaisa paired Victor paired
Victor paired I mean I'm done rolling the moment I hit
Oh, nice.
And then I can't even swap items until later, but I need to get one more tank item.
I think I just put the Enhanced Dark Star.
I think I just put the Enhanced Dark Star.
I'm not joking at all.
Oh wait, oh wait, did I?
Maybe not.
And now I just go nine.
The treat tree special.
Your board is just good throughout the entire game.
G. G.
I can't.
And there's a ribbon.
I mean, if I go ribbon over this and I don't play pike
No, I mean it's not even good my room runs harassed
Am I even tapping around dark star ribbon this game
Great, I don't have anti-gill, man, it's all guys' game.
I don't really want to roll, I mean I'll roll if I get karma too.
Honestly, I might just end the game with Cho'Gath.
This Cho'Gath has 729 stacks, and that's pretty good.
I mean this is about the addition, this Gargoyle augment with Gambler's Blade.
this gargoyle augment with gambler's blade like bro i mean it actually has to be a bad beat
oh oh this is good they're very nice except it's not actually good because now i still have no
anti-heal it's a giga bad beat
i mean it's fine i can just nico like i mean i'm probably actually just gonna end the
it's not even like it's not even bad pipe victor not the wrong that and then I
can just Nico
the chain
Dan guard war mugs like pikey was like do whatever it is and
I just put the wrong item on my fucking
How many moves I have two more
I'm just another wrong victor he's right
What?
Darkstar plus one with the gin.
Loser alert!
I'll get it.
I'm not gonna try to darkstar this and see how it goes.
I mean I'm fighting this and I don't have anti-heal, am I screwed?
But he forces strength into this comp, I mean honestly that's probably just as broken in.
He has three items on his entire bu-
He even has a Zonja's on fucking Kindred.
I can't...
I can't...
Wow, that's crazy! He cashed out! He cashed out and didn't lose a round for the
rest of the game! Oh, god, I can go Beltchain, Gumblaid. I can also go Rod Belt GA.
I mean, if I go Gumbly, Rod, Delta, D, F, Chain, I mean, I don't really want Gumbly,
I don't have anti-armor or anti-MR, I can't do it.
Radiant Shogun with a Blitzcrank.
The Blitzcrank is looking even better.
Great, man.
Wait?
No.
Like, imagine he doesn't hit a Blitzcrank.
Doesn't he just go 8?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, God, uh...
There are two removers?
Can you bug abuse? No.
I'm not a loser.
Throw your tickets, Chugat!
Okay, well, I mean, I can't even swap it. I can't roll.
There's nothing to roll for.
Oh great. Oh great. 300 charge cash out.
Maybe battle-budding it for a lot instead of... I'd still love to deal with it.
WHAT THE-
I mean, it's permanent. I mean, I can't even roll. I'm not even rolling for anything.
Who do I beat? I don't beat anyone. I need this stupid ass gin over list and then I just
level into place of legendary and we're not even back
role on funny right before he's three of my car was banned if I can anyone else
He's dead. He's dead for his trash.
I don't know. Can't he armor?
I mean, if he fights anyone else, he's just dead, man.
Oh, God.
I mean, this guy's dead, so I'm already guaranteed top four.
It doesn't even matter.
I might as well wait for him to die and then just wait for perfect interval.
He's right.
I mean, he's dead for sure.
sure is that board is ass I mean I remember on stage two I said this
guy's going to win out and this guy's already guaranteed top whatever this
shit's fucking broken look at the one two three it said I might be actually going
forth because this guy's gonna go for I mean he's animal cash out so I guess
pro what if my coat wins this round I'm screwed
I'm not sure that he's dead right, his board is fucking trashed.
He won.
He won.
Wait?
He's not even dead man.
This guy died.
Oh my.
I needed this fucker to die.
He has my Corvus!
I'm gonna have to do this.
Who the fuck do I GA?
Who the fuck do I GA?
Anyone? I'm not even giving this a thing.
I guess this is what matters.
The Cho'Gath is tanky, man. The Cho'Gath is actually tanky. Look. 1191 bonus health, which also benefits these stupid ass black holes.
I scouted on 2-1, and I complained about the augment in balance. Yes? This guy is just winning the game, like, I mean, he doesn't win the game for free, but like, his board is just always good.
This guy just has 3 million ORN items!
I have trait traits, so my force is gonna be good throughout the entire game.
I mean, Grail 1-6, that's just the US.
And then, I mean, the 3rd or the next one went...
Oh fuck, wait, I need to go pick up my shit.
Oh fuck.
I just lost a decon.
You rickus.
I
Guard IE whatever the fuck this is the G this piece of shit and
TG I have more rules. I'm just sitting here fucking. I can't even see my screen man
Let me see if I was gonna hit
Wait you wet
That's dark sir what's it called is better I dark sir warrants for sure better. Oh god. Can I get a roar back?
I mean I can also play this.
I love a robo-gen.
Bro, it's not weaker man, I already have the three things.
The fuck was Victor doing? He's zeroing a piece of shit.
No conduit for fuck- for what, Mordekaiser?
I can't.
I think that is the reason.
What?
How? My victory doesn't even do damage. It doesn't- I get three Voyager. How can- how can it be a victory dish? How can it be a victory dish?
I don't even have... it's...
HA HA HA HA!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
I scouted on 2-1, and I perfectly predicted 1-2-3, yes?
The augment in balance is egregious.
I saw the augments on 2-1.
It's fucking egregious.
I have been following you since rank 1.
Oh wait!
First message, following since January 8th, 2024.
I can't.
I can't.
arm bog
all the balance is bad but it's in the unit of the same process
so it was a lot of things really the one theory
i mean yes
but every single comment game is basically gated by all
URF GG. Oh GG. URF?
I'm bouncing I can just open through the reforger and I'm gonna free emblem and I just play off of that. I'm in. But I'm also down for URF.
I mean that's pretty good, especially in the mountain as well, I'll allow it.
I mean, I'm probably air playing Mountain this game, hold out.
That's not even true. The thing is I could easily go for it, but this is a if I if I make it to stage six
It's just gonna be first. No gap
Make 20 or you dumb AF. You know you could probably make 20 here and you're still dumb
one day fuck you Romeo Sean please thank you buddy thank you for the subs
time to motherfucker out five cells
I just have my worse you either you either went out of your glee it is what
it is
this one line is not looking very good.
Can I beat this guy?
Or is he too strong?
Carly let he dog.
Carly woo, Carlyle the dog.
2, 3.
Carlyle.
That's actually a good dog name.
If I had a guy dog, I would name it Bart.
Isn't that actually a good name, Bart?
It's a straight fucking gigachat.
Bart!
Two-sword, two-cost, lose one health.
Are you with tier?
I don't even know if I want AD, or do I want DR?
Where is this fucking piece of shit?
AD, Attaspy, DR, I mean I probably want AD.
AD and AD.
I mean, Jigs, Fizz, Two-Serve TF, Fizz, Two-Serve TF.
Wait, maybe I get TF3.
Wait?
Wait?
I got this. I mean it's not even worth the gold, man.
Rogue, I think I'm just trying to find the words for Talon, Paired,
Baygard, Garbage,
I don't get it.
Wait, this guy is also mounted.
You think he's going to reforge?
I hope so.
No, he's not even getting a reforger.
But what did he get it in?
My comms are in his 4.
Well surely he's not playing mountain-like.
Lose, win, lose, win.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I said I was gonna stream until Robin wakes up when I'm not gonna play Gwen then
then Kaisa I feel it's a little bit more frontline than
Did it rob and radio? Yeah. Another lie. What a surprise. I mean, when did he start stream
today? I mean, I slept 10 hours yesterday. This is the first time I slept.
What's the mountain blue effect studying them and dealing additional to gain
He rated me a two days in a row, so I feel bad.
I woke up today at like noon, and then I woke up at noon, then I took a nap.
For like I slept six hours, and then I slept like eight hours, and then I woke up and
I pass out for another like two hours so I'm actually well rested today.
He's right.
And... a Jogiette.
A Cloak? A Deer Cloak?
Why the fuck do I have?
Why the fuck do I have a, uh, a Cho'Gath on my board?
Why do I have a Cho'Gath on my board?
Ah, minus one man, minus one roll, I couldn't just play.
Are you hungry?
I made some turkey.
Oh, I just ate some oats.
Tripecta.
BFL.
Radiant Rascal.
Baron's lair on this.
I mean, I'm not sure.
Scout. Uh, Baron's lair on this. I mean, I'm not taking those, I can tell you that.
How much health do I have on my board? Is there a basket on? Yeah. I, uh, I could probably
hit it up later. My board is trash. I mean, surely this is better than- do I have enough
I don't know if I'm going to remember boards or this, I mean this isn't going to be a game.
They give me 12 armor and a marra on a bug gear.
I'll uh, I mean that means I should probably be taking E for DR if I have Baron's lair.
But I don't really like taking the E.
Oh, okay, wait, how did your climb go?
Weaver Marauder
How much is the level? 12?
Probably should have just kept the time we were in the mountain.
They just stacked the stage. I just lost like 8 gold.
Is it ever pandora? No, by the time you fucking print a single 1 unit already, my board, I'm committed.
I win anyway.
I was just worried about being on an ASV when I'm pretty sure I have enough money to just pull one anyway
But I'm playing Mountain so it's like I don't need that much gold because it's pretty flexible
I mean it's not that flexible with any vermin in
Or how many
Like I'm just gonna be playing vermin for sure
Isn't it Pandora's for 9 Dark Star?
It says set to those mom
Bro that's how you know he's rage waiting man
Just look at his fucking IGN
Let's twitch IGN
This fucking rage waiting
I mean I'm kind of like a TV and also if I hit like TF or some other idiot
If I hit TF or, uh, I mean, Redside 2 is pretty good, actually, clever, Bruiser.
I am running kind of low on removers I mean I don't want to sell though I could go get
I didn't see it, I kind of want lots of sort first though.
What?
I mean, now my front is actually good.
Or it's not good, right?
8 shots of coli gone for gragas plus what?
Fuck the uh, what's it called that lose the router? What is three-star user do I get 1280 and AP?
It's part of the wrong for one, but I don't know what I'm wanting
Also, do I ever want to sell this Cho'Gath or this Rek'Sai?
This Rek'Sai looks tinkiest fuck!
Holy shit!
like can I just go fast and hide and I just stack this entire stage low g
Okay, I mean, don't I just win the game anyway if I just don't die?
I don't even know how much I can roll though.
My board is not even bad.
Oh, love.
I was probably gonna go, why am I not going solo?
No, I'm solo, what's on that?
Okay, shit ass.
Another role to play Zyra.
Okay, Zyra.
Can I play Lulu?
Rogue. My Kraken's not even on the Zaya. I can't.
Last Whisperer, DFBF. I mean that's fine.
Then I'm gonna have to use two removers again.
Nice.
Tier of Blood Rod before the Reforger.
Focus Fire. Baron's Layer.
Bando Thieves.
Clan of the Ladder.
Honestly?
Is...
You get 5 AD and AP. Let's say I have 8 Mountain Bro. I'm just gonna take this as something I can fuck you.
and I'm not cracking over here right fucking am I really using two removers
or the shit
and whatever
and who I wrote some idiot
I can't and it was my level nine rods here love
T.D. Judy
I'm a board sucks, but I mean I don't want to roll
This rest act is actually pretty big
No! It was so close! You fucking idiot, man! It's so close! One more auto, it just fucking says- it just- GG!
Oh my GG!
I'm sorry, I'm not on me.
What is this, Bastion? What is this? Fucking useless? What is this, Bastion?
I mean I don't I just need to survive. I have Baron's lair.
what a fucking beast bro this wreck site is one me the game
I'm I really want Eve though I really I don't want 80 and AP I'm gonna have to
this one. Um, maybe I just get a gym. What is Baron's lair? Uh, eight seconds. You get
some stuff. Gym? I can't. Tier rod? I mean the role is not even bad because I can just
play a stargazer on ribbon and just have around ribbon sometimes I just keep
the road I can actually cover on this as well I mean in two turns I win the
game yes I just need as much frontline as possible I need like like new new
2, 2, plus...
I don't really need this.
I don't know, but...
This is how the fights are supposed to go.
Like, I mean, these are just how the fights are supposed to go.
I mean, just wait.
I just have to deal with it.
See, we can't victory-reload.
5 million gold.
I mean if I hit isn't the game over I can just drop drop eventually I'm
catching out here as well
I'm getting another Stargazer plus one tier rod I don't beat that guy
This is Zaya 2, Nunu 2.
The same account, Zaya 2, Nunu 2.
Korki 2. And I fight him right before I spike.
Great, man. Bramus 2. Nunu 2.
And I'm just about to spike. GG.
I have what's my HP? 31 is fine.
I thought it was not even... perfect.
Charizard, what are you, a gold?
Rod, cloak, cloak, tier, cloak.
52 to 11.
Sona.
Does that do anything?
So what are you doing with that, do you want anything?
Stargazer, so what are you doing fucking?
I mean, I have a full item for this, but you can't even be that bad.
What about my frontline?
What about my front line?
Full report rabbitons.
GD GD!
What the fuck is this thing?
7 star Gaze-a.
Okay, show me this unit does something, right?
I don't have a single Nunu.
I don't have a single Nunu.
Okay, I'm still three lives.
I mean, if I make it to 6-1 GG, yes.
What happens?
What happens next turn when I lose my front line item?
Oh, I'm gonna find a new new.
I'm perfectly healed, unless I kill one more.
Guys.
Guys.
Like, listen, it looks bad.
I roll on eight on me.
I go fast nine on me.
I don't get it.
No, it looks bad.
I don't know what to say, man, I don't know what to say, man, I don't know what to say,
What did I actually close to spiking?
If I can just hit Nunu 2, don't I actually win the game?
like Nunu 2 plus Blitzcrank over Wreckside, Tom Kensh,
and don't I actually just win the game?
Except I had to go from zero Nunu's to three.
Oh, I've got it.
Oh, I've got it.
I'm tired.
Hello?
Do you, does anyone know what time Robin wakes up?
Did you see Ludort Dagger? Wait, what? The game was close? No? The Suns outscored the Thunder
by 10 in the fourth quarter and still lost by 13. What Ludort dagger? You mean a Ludort
3? Yeah, what?
Or was this Ludort in the chat? The fuck? How can someone be glazing Ludort?
I mean Westbrook? Never mind. Ask Dish soap about Westbrook. Ask him what he thinks about
the goat. He was sitting there calling him an ass. And I'm just saying, when your money
is on Westbrook? GG. He always delivers. No cap. That's the fuckin' goat.
Question mark lamal. I mean, you know it, I know it, we all know it.
How does the fucking go-
Change.
Bro, can I just high roll please?
Alright, like, what's a high roll slot?
Westrick and Dennis Schroeder. I don't think Schroeder is on the Kings anymore. He went to uh, I forgot.
But that guy, I mean I don't really care about him honestly.
I'm gonna be old? Do I have an Ezreal?
I got to hold on to this one here, I think that's getting pretty good out of 4-0's range.
Ezreal.
Bastion. Is Bastion good? Should I put the food in the fridge and leave it out? Oh,
you can leave it out. I'm probably going to go eat it in like, in like a couple
hours. I am broke. I mean, I have no items to make, I'm not
supposed to be man from years. I mean, I'm not the key bastion. I can just play H.R.O.U.S.
What's the good Bastion. I'm gonna play the Fridge Beads. I feel like you're gonna forget.
Okay, I'm down. And I can just microwave it. I probably won't forget, honestly.
Nova, QSS slam.
I can just check the stats a lot, but it's probably the same, honestly.
Morgana, Bloodscrape, Fiora.
I
Was a tear globe chain, what is it Soraka go
I could also just reforge it.
two forging strength
I feel like Bastion's like good enough though
like what if I reforge it into primordian and I can't reforge it again
like if I have two reforges I'm down
but I think I'm gonna beat both of these
because they're both like two units
like I am not reforging
fuck you
nice try buddy
I don't think I saw you top 4 a single fucking game.
What the fuck happened?
I just look over and it's just, it's just, I think your best place it was at 6.
You cursed me. No, I think you're just bad.
I didn't say it.
Gloved to your chain.
For you are asking you flamed your friends. I mean that is just not true
Show yeah, too
Do I even want a level what am I looking for again, so I want to play this show got to probably
Okay am I just playing Meeple?
I'm at 1 anyway, okay.
And now I can pre-level then.
Meeple with Bastion Riven, 5 Meeple, Bastion Riven and my plus 1 is just gonna be like
just random that way honestly that sounds pretty good I mean that sounds
pretty good from this one don't get me bull and maybe I'm gonna corgi through
this game
I'm not going to make you assess because I'm pretty sure my board is like too stable if
I just play towards like Poppy, Fizz, Rammus, I mean I'll see what it ends up like and I
I just play a random Voyager, I have 9 units, because I have a Vaan, and I have a Bastion
plus 1, and I can Bastion for a free item, but my due died instantly.
But it just walked up and died instantly.
I think I lost, with Master E. Oh, nevermind, nice, and I just have a single item in.
Alright, uh wait what is it?
Miss Pampion Deal.
What's the item?
Oh actually it's malware matrix, never mind.
I'm kind of down to just play Master E then.
Cause now I have two items for E for free, and I can just play some bullshit back on it.
Oh, oh, oh fuck.
All right, sorry man. No, I lost an average of point two gold man. I think I lost point two gold. It's fine
I would remember your name and shout it to all the heavens.
Uh, wait, what, what, like, if I want to play this board, what else do I play?
I got another tier. GG.
And I guess we can just show one then.
But it's probably the best run here.
I'm just gonna play this one, honestly.
It's actually too good.
What is this?
It's plot armor, last whisper, Mesa's will, bow glove to your glove, I don't, not playing
a collie though, clockwork accelerator, plus cannon on one unit, Mesa's will, plot armor
on I mean honestly part of our people each thing I'm in
Depeon to jacks
Before this over here some fire I know I have about the dude but I'm just playing uh
And then so I'm gonna have Bastion
I need to hold this poppy though
I mean surely one poppy comes back
But who else am I missing? A random Voyager? And then what? What board do I even play?
What is my board? I don't play this game, but it's like 100 games, a milio, and then
a random Voyager, and then a random basketball. Oh, they should play themselves. It comes
If I can't find a single Poppy, that's just it is what it is.
I mean, I should probably hold like an Orn, and I can hold that.
I mean, obviously it's Shen, if I can find Shen.
But I can't find Shen.
I mean, honestly, Jax is also taking his fuck.
Wait, I'm missing a unit for sure.
Cause this is...
Oh oh, Voyager, any Voyager.
Okay, I mean I'm pretty sure it's actually Aurora, this unit is fucking broken.
But I can also hold like Karma, Pyke, all this shit.
And then if I hit Bard, I can just not play Fizz, cause I don't have to play Bastion Riven, I can play Bastion on like a bunch of shit.
But either way, this Master Yi is just like, and if I hit Master Yi on my roll down, I'm probably going to go straight to 9.
this mastery is a fucking demon like if I hit mastery to in like some other
upgrade it's just a straight to nine
two five cost champions with echo I mean Soraka with thought armor echo with but
Now I got another tier.
Okay, I'm kind of down to not play.
Oh, honestly, blue buff on Korky is actually good.
Okay.
Blue buff last was sort of plus one.
Bastion.
I have no items.
Rammus!
Rammus!
Bro, it's not even good, man.
This is an open slot, but 20% of the time it's not even bad.
How much does it level? 28? Is it perfect or what? No.
I can also just play Master Yi plus Pyke and just don't play murder.
Master Yi even without a router is probably the same so I just have to roll for one or
In fact, I'm pretty sure Mastery is already better than Riven, but that doesn't give me the thing you know.
From the nerls.
I mean, I won the game, man. I'm full streaking so I can actually make up for the combat like this game is over.
You need to walk around or you will get blood clot.
Okay. Okay. What is this?
I mean, I'm using the remover here, are we sure?
I'm definitely not sure.
What is this?
Am I just going past 9?
I mean, my board doesn't even look bad.
In fact, it looks good.
I'm just gonna play 4 Bastion plus Fiora. Bastion Fiora, I might just play 2 Psionic with Voyager.
What is that? Is that a nice kind of grid?
What do you even mind playing, like,
Aatrox, a colleague for Nova?
And I can also play Poppy for 2 people, 3 people.
Ezreal. Aurora.
Bo-Chin Glok.
A Bo-Bo-Chin Glok.
Aurora.
56th level. It's kind of expensive though.
52 next rank level.
Raw chain bow cloak.
Gargoyle bow bow.
Chain cloak, rabbitons, player on bow.
I'm going fast now, as soon as I make this fucking rabbitons, he's right.
That is to put up the bow for like GS or some shit, oh great.
Is this actually a fast time?
I'm not like pranking myself, right?
What the fuck is this E?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, I mean this is just a forging strength all in. It's just a bad E.
I'm pretty sure I need like an econ augment.
After six player combats, I got three PGs anyway.
This can go fast, nine, are we sure?
No.
Alright, Ram is 2 in a rivet.
4, what's it called?
Gargoyle TG?
I don't have enough money to roll, I have no money.
I can go psionic over some piece of garbage.
Over who?
Over who?
Over who? A 3G?
One, two,
Karma hold, Jizz, Aurora hold.
And there's no one going past that sign.
Not holding this.
Really, I see no Jizz.
Honestly, I don't even care about Karma.
I think I need an economy if I wanted to go fast line I mean not I think what's gonna happen is I'm gonna go
9 I'm gonna roll once I'm just there
I mean I can actually hold pipe
So what the fuck is Robin on here? Oh it's actually on this.
Alright who am I TGing? Alright, then I have a bow.
Uh, Milio 2 no diff. Alright, nice.
I mean the board actually looks pretty good. I just need to hit the 2 starters but I'm just waiting to lose.
So I can uh, get real rolls.
Or not real rolls, like fake rolls.
Like, if I can hit Fizz too, it's actually a huge dip.
And no dip.
And I have a photo player run.
Holy shit! I didn't go fast nine, that's pretty good!
Maybe I'm out of eight.
Finding permanently increased Soraka belt tier, bow tier, belt, bow, belt, attack speed.
Belt tier.
I mean I'm not taking this ass you fuck that
Millio two or
Corky pair I'll be rolling
His pair
I
See there's not holding this shit, not opening this ribbon to
Tier belt adaptive
GD I can
We have another role here
I don't think we're going to be doing a single unit.
What do I have?
I have EQ ridden, but I don't have anti-MR.
I didn't kill a single unit.
2 free rolls? 1? 2. Ok, core P2. Bro, like the thing is though these units actually matter.
Like I have, I would have, like these units actually matter. I'm actually strong now but
I mean I can't roll but these like the fizz especially actually matters and it's not like I'm rolling though, I mean I can't
And then it's Soraka
I'd say BS sword, preferably BS sword and the last bit of an item.
I like it's just cheaper than that we owe.
I'll replace the item later.
I could have go like TG frontline and then start holding this or karma
I go honestly it's even that week I mean Aurora 2 with Archangel and then I drop this move TG to like need C2
if I hit need C2 and
Then I just go like adaptive
Adaptive arc and then I get a third take on earth their real item here and my board is actually good
But I mean I can't really roll. I think there's a fizzy roller. There is
There's one off, f**king loser.
But I don't really want to lose to Pyke yet.
I probably won't lose to Yukon to hold, but hopefully I win the round.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm favorite to win the round.
My board is actually good.
Eh.
I guess my TG is like, my Prismatic is a TG on Aatrox, a TG on Pyke, and a TG on Fist 1.
If this were Fist 2, my board is actually good.
This Nunu just shit on my entire board 3 million dives.
Try this easy kind of hold.
Yes, I'm not gonna ghost my head.
Is he dead?
Oh nice, it's a rope right, that's three fizzes and four.
One?
I mean, I'm really regarded. Okay, nice.
Okay, I'm actually strong.
No, I actually am. I actually am. I mean, it's probably a TG out here. I don't know why I keep
some of the fun out here. It's not my prismatic, it's fucking ass. My prismatic is TGs on some
dog shit. Why does it look like I'm not killing a single unit?
I lost a Jinx Revolver.
GG!
GG!
What?
Archangel?
I am just using every single one of my removers for fun.
I cannot.
I mean it's actually good though because it's a fake weaver and then I just have to move I just have to save one remover for this one
I mean I can't roll I'm not rolling for anything
I have level for Rast and this is my board. I mean it's actually good
No, I'm not even weak man
What the fuck?
Bro, what the fuck is what is this?
It's so oh my this for I'm not even weak. It's just fortune strength is beyond broken. I
Don't get it. Oh
Wow what a surprise
What a surprise.
Oh, yay.
Oh, nice.
Insue, Static, Shiv, Zoniaz.
Oh, okay.
Donkort doesn't do anything.
And Dorrel, just look at his board quite- I don't- how can you lose a round?
I don't-
No, I mean I would beat the Jigsaw Roll with this board man.
I actually dumps through this guy.
Like if I fight the Jigsaw Roller I will shit on him now, I mean I'm guaranteed top 5,
I'm pretty sure.
Or top 4.
No gap.
Like this guy's board is trash.
I mean we're all just taking turns getting fucked.
I had six free rolls, barred, four free rolls, GG, I can't- I mean, okay, I'm fighting this
guy or this guy?
And I can actually beat both of them, yes?
Like, I mean, I can!
This guy's more like, I guarantee you I win this one!
Oh, actually, he's Exalted Adventure, never mind.
Oh, but I'm pretty sure I beat this guy.
But I'm putting the Exalted Adventure instead.
I'm sure I can beat him now, right?
I guess I'm going anti-MR, but, like, my board actually got upgraded, so that was...
I think, like, where's my map at?
Why does it look like I'm dead to the clone?
I'm dead to the clone.
Eh?
I mean, it's, okay, listen, guys, it's Exalted Adventure and 1-2 already locked, yes?
Like, if 1-2 are locked, didn't I basically go third this game?
Like how would I like no actually how is this force and strength shit even allow you get four or items and you just
Reforge them like you your board is just gonna be illegal no matter what
What are you golden adventure jinx jacks
Like what a surprise they cash out and they're just running around just shitting on the entire fucking lobby for fun
Don't worry guys
It's a risk you're gonna be below 40 HP
Don't worry. You have a limited amount of lives. Don't worry. Oh
Oh that's weird they can't lose a fucking round cuz they have four or the items four
How can you lose a...
How can you bot six?
How can you bot six?
I don't get it.
You are up 4 orn items.
Your board could have Timo 2 primary and you're probably still going to win every single fucking
round.
I can't.
Because get this, when you put 3 items on Timo because you're up 4 orn items, you're
still going to have a duo carry. Living Forge compared to Forge in strength. And get this.
When you lose to cash out the Forge in strength, the game gives you two reforges.
What? You can't miss! You cannot miss!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You can't miss.
Horses for the string.
four, three, four, three, four, three, two, one, go.
Oh, God, how is, and how is, and then fortune strength, it's Soraka, so they just heal
an extra life. If you find Fiora on your roll down, you can heal an extra life as well.
You can also cash out Soraka's fucking miracle and just heal even more. And then the thing
is you can have primary Teemo carry and still have like a competent Trio Quadruple carry
Because you're just up 7 fucking items.
Oh...
Oh...
Listen.
Can we all agree that fortune strength is not balanced?
If the players are competent, it is not balanced at all.
Like, if I get force and strength, it just fucking just wakes it, like, it's just...
The board can look like complete shit, and you're just taught to use speedrun that shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
It doesn't matter how bad the board is.
It's just a force.
Try to knock me down.
I have a low standard of gravity.
You would get fifth place in max.
I really don't feel so, man.
In fact, I know I won't.
Oh, good.
I'm a Spencer one a sponsor one the lobby with I mean it was the guard boy
If I go heart of steel, can I actually streak or no, but it is gold over so I think I lost a lot worse
And I get to roll once I mean front line foundation or heart of steel
I don't know where the problem is right now though.
Mord?
Catalan?
I'll find the front line.
Is there a vanguard or a bastion?
Alright.
Yasuo.
And then I'll just flex whatever.
Eh, maybe I just kinda lost into the past nine.
Jack, can someone give me a sub on my iPad and getting Giga ads?
What?
What am I even playing?
I don't know.
I didn't buy it. I bought it. I bought it.
Right side fair.
Am I winning this round?
Wait, I can... oh, if I had my phone on me. Wait, I can just go check. I can go pee. No, that's... that's doing the most.
I can just wait 5 seconds. I can leave it here, and then I just open my phone to see if it...
to see if I was going to win...
while I pee, and then I just let go of the mouse to sell the fucking list if, uh...
Well that's like...
...quite a waste.
That's pretty smart low-key. Thank you. I'm aware
In fact, I'm gonna do it right now
T! T!
What the fuck are these garbage?
Okay, I'm going past 9.
I can hear myself!
The fuck?
Oh, it's on my phone, I think.
Oh, it is.
Oh, wait, what?
Do you hear how stupid it sounds? Nope.
Well, I don't even know if it's stronger on Ragnarok, no really.
I probably do.
Do that gargoyle.
Honestly, I can probably actually play mech if I play some complete moves.
Gee.
I'm pretty sure I can do this fast nine. If I win this round on level 540 on a 5-streak, I just keep clicking R.
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna sleep, we're not sleep.
Ah, it's just a five streak, and I'm actually rich.
I can just AFK, and I'm just going straight to nine, and my frontline can't be bad, because
I have this.
And then now I'm just going uncompensive first even so you can't throw this one people leave
I can't I just I just keep clicking already and I just I just go straight to nine duty
I'm fast enough by even stronger to hold him back.
Shoujin?
Play around tier.
What is the fastest I can carry with children?
Let's go.
Uh, how much is this gear?
I get 6-8, I mean, I don't know, I just have...
No, but I really have fake weebop.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is still better.
Great.
I mean, I mean the thing is like I need to find grace early though
Do I need a slam here? So if you don't slam I won't slam
If you don't find grace can you play Sona?
wait actually wait I can't wait wait wait I'm pretty sure wait I can yeah I can
it's the bio it's the bio matter preserver low-key cuz I HP with no no I
actually can I came
I can't see we thank you buddy I was gonna give me infinite reforger so I can just fucking make some some real
Thank you for the sub or not sub. Thank you for the raid. I can't
Bastion
I'm gonna just start reporting these tears
Bow bow tear reforge
Love cloak
and I mean surely I make some some tempo items if I lose this round because I
didn't make it fast enough I'm going to be nice all right it's just gonna be red
buff I mean don't worry I'll have enough items don't worry no no it's just good
items on TF like attack speed and shogun and now I have anti-heal just wait
just wait bastion marauder
Oh
I'm lovely for sure I don't know boy
Challenger clodwood
Sure whatever man
I probably should have kept up the what's it called QSS plus Redbomb and I can also just
QSS for what's it called
You give any medicine I just did yeah, I get eight rod glove you see will cryogenic hex
I'm going straight to 9 man, I'm not all in a single time.
I don't get it.
Gragas?
Or Zod?
What is this?
I'm going fast, I think it's already 1-8.
The items are good on TF because it's crit chance on a fate meaver, it's a tax feed with
children, it's fine and I have anti-heal, it's fine.
And then I just 9 on 5-1, the thing is, can I even outcap this guy, probably.
I mean I don't have some faith that I'm gonna have to have
Rebraller for no one
I don't need this
Does cryogenic proc before this thing
But honestly I feel like early game
I need to play Pantheon, bro, I should have sold this Ezreal man, because I'm pretty sure
I should be playing Lee the thing, dumbass.
I'm fighting a Nami 2 on 7.
He's playing Victor Reroll with Bronze for life and he has Nami 2.
I mean, I have to go fast on it. If I don't go fast on it, I'll make it.
I don't have...
I don't have Time Weaver to sack the stage.
I
Know it's already like I mean I'm just gonna click already it's fine
And then even if I click you slow it's still 12. I mean I don't really want to roll like I'm not rolling for I
game I
Need time we worry, so I need to sacra stage
32 to level. I don't care, I'm going 9. I'm not going single-time on this bug. I can
go Crown Guard. I mean, I can just make double-step fast, fuck it, for more HP, but this is
not right
QSS, Steras, and I play around Rod Quilk
I mean it's actually fine
not great
treat treat
I mean I can actually end the game with Naka, I'm not even getting it
my carry
is a piece of shit
I mean, it's actually tanky. It's cryogenic with the extra HP.
But preferably, I can get Timebreaker so I can actually roll a 9. Yeah.
GG. GG.
Okay, but I need Timebreaker, man. I mean, I want the game. I want the game. I just have to stage.
I can just use some free roll, I mean, fuck, I let that one edge roll, because I could just play, aw, shit.
Red buff, Rabadon's plus one.
Nah, I'm gonna get too much on the way.
I can also just reforge the Shogun, Hiki.
QSS, Sterakz, Red buff, Bravadons plus one.
Should I just reforge Shogun?
I'm not gonna have a trio carried, probably.
This guy's about to catch out in two turns.
And I don't have a prismatic.
But this guy doesn't have Gargoyle on his met.
This guy's got a catch out in two turns.
And I don't have a prismatic.
But this guy doesn't have gargoyle on his neck.
Oh wait, I think I...
I mean, he's got a catch on regardless.
I lost something.
Okay, ribbon.
I mean, I have precision anyway.
How do I play ribbon?
Oh fuck it, TF man, he's right here.
I thought it was going to be a game where you were past 95.
I mean, look at this unit, isn't it actually thanky?
Am I gonna be, am I gonna be two lives?
Am I stuck two more, am I two lives?
I'm just gonna end it with Malkai Tompkins for sure, this unit is too tanky.
And I need Ari for...
I don't really want Pantheon too.
And I have to play Atrox. I mean, is Atrox Shen?
Honestly, why don't I just send it right now?
Seven rolls
Why did I just why don't I just why why don't I just send it this turn I have I had 60 gold
What I have 60 gold to roll if I just send it right now
And I have yes, and then I get to sit I'm stupid I just go 10
Do I have enough money
to upgrade everything? No? Because I have to buy all my units, man?
32? I mean, I'm still going to be 2 lives. I'm not going fast 10. I'm not going fast 10. I'm still going to be 2 lives.
Okay, well, honestly, is it not worth it to just send it? I mean, am I going to hit everything?
I'm pretty sure I hit everything, I just win the game, yes?
And then I just lose with this. I mean I'm still too much guaranteed, it actually doesn't matter.
Like, surely, I just hit everything.
Like, I'm gonna, like with this amount of gold, I'm Fiora 2, Morgana 2, Jhin 2...
I mean, I could play Blitz...
I could play Blitz 2 if I hit Nunu, but I have to play Atrox, I'm probably playing this
in a Malchite.
I mean I don't have to play Malchite, Tom Kench, but I can also play Nunu plus Blitzcrank if
I hit Blitzcrank.
Am I holding anything else?
Vex?
Vex?
I'm so too...
I mean I am too alive, but these guys are bronze for life. I can't...
I think I have to hit V2 for it to be better as it plays, I don't think so.
I'm not even vexed there I'm not even fiora paired
who the fuck I mean it's red buff rabbitons
sterax I would just qss I mean arc
BT I mean honestly BT is fine BT QSS and GG I'm not even paired how am I not
I am back spared. How do I not have Bex 2? I- HOW?!
What?
What?
Is this Rage-Mate?
Yeah, fuck it.
Is this Rage bait?
Is this- is this just Rage bait?
I didn't hit!
I mean it's supposed to be QSSBT, Starrac on- on this, and then- and then I just go
Red buff? Arc? Rabidons? Un-un-un-un...
I don't get it...
I don't get it...
Look how! I-
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The only units I hit are the ones I don't have items for.
QSS, Starax, BT, Fiora 2, Redbuff, Arch, Rabbidons, Vex.
And my Maokai is tanky as fuck, it has Cryogenic, Double Step, that's not from the Augment,
and it has a 20k health.
then it just I how we how we were we and I'm not
The tank items on TK are not even stronger. It's not even close to stronger. I
didn't even find Nunu Pear! Oh my god, my mouth it has a passive of 50% more bonus
HP on Cryogenic Hex and double step as far augment. How the fuck is this even
pause. I have my items. I would have QSS, Starax, BT, on Fiora 2. I would have Redbuff,
Archangel, Ravadons on a fucking Vex 2. And my frontline can sit there and go infinite.
How am I sitting there without a single two star? My only two star is a Blitzcrank with
no new new and a gym with a fucking red buff
Starrack because I didn't find fewer of
Becks how does he know cryogenic drugs
Hacker have 50% HP that's rage bait
It's just blatant rage bait.
How?
Wait, how?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
I basically leveled to 9 with 130 gold, with how many rolls I banked.
How?
How?
You had 4 Nova early, you just needed Kindred or Sniper Damage.
I don't get it. I don't get it.
I would talk to you from your spot. I don't get it.
I have 130 plus gold to roll on 9.
And I have 130 plus gold to roll on 9.
And I roll down and you're telling me I don't upgrade gin to blitz to until I find vets in only two units
So what happens after I hit vets and what's it called?
I just I just have a level 9 130 gold to just sit there with two upgrades. What like I just low rolled
How is this even possible? Oh?
Oh, great, I think TD's here to rage bait.
This guy, this motherfucker has put me on the fucking dog shit on Dota.
For the last fucking week, I end streaming and he goes, yo, this is a cold hard block.
Just wake up to the fucking profit.
And I just wake up to the, I hit one bet in the last 15, man.
Let me see.
Oh, great!
Blue Jays!
Let me see if the Blue Jays hit.
They probably lost, man. Let me see.
Did they lose?
Yup, they lost. What a fuckin' surprise.
Thank God I was streaming.
So I didn't fuckin' place my order
for the dumbass blue gaze.
Bro, ah.
I can't.
Wait, bro, no point.
But like, starting with a victor
isn't actually good into a victor.
No cap.
No cat.
Little dork guaranteed even soju can't throw this.
I don't got it.
I can't.
Level 9, 130 gold two-wise.
No two stars.
I can't.
Thank you.
What? Parmortian? Do I have a Cho'Gath?
A Collie?
Whatever the fuck this is. Mesa's, Cho'Gath's, here.
Can I get an Ezreal?
Varus Yusoul.
Ezreal?
Oh, you're honestly floating tears is pretty good and then I can also just do a carry
Nami and just push all those for free because it's way better than tier one.
Good for something.
I'm just playing this stupid dog-ass fucking whatever the car
And then if I if someone wants to contest me so be it it doesn't fucking matter because I think it's my tier one is worth 7 million tears
I am guaranteed even even if I get to even I get contested it doesn't even matter
I'll just level 8 and click not a duo. I'll have all of six tears
Bro this game no either way though. No, it's not
Nine hundred
I can't... I can't... I can't... I can't...
Honestly, if I win this round, I'm probably just going to drop Pandorian.
And maybe one more turn, but I can't play my board, so I'm not even going to put in
12 o'clock.
1, 2, 3, 4, and I just play Victor, and then it gives me Voyager plus Conduit plus Darkstar plus nothing.
Clulk.
Uh, Mort is actually going to level 5. I just natural my entire board basically.
Because now I have, do I have Shepard? I do have Shepard.
And thus I want to just win this, I mean let me see, open, basically open.
basically open
Zoe to I mean I can actually beat him and I'm probably gonna lose this one, but that's
Shepa Shepa
Oh nice another full open and the next turn I various plus you so
I
Wouldn't be all right, and the next one I'm just gonna I'm just gonna level it and sell this fucking dog shit and then make 10
I don't
Straight ignore me, Sedge.
I just can't play Quake.
This pike's stronger than...
Another who's Liss?
Liss 2 is Liss 2, man.
Okay, I get it.
How can I throw this one?
Anyone?
How are we throwing this one?
Like, after I hit Bronze for Light Chrismatic on 3-5, how can I throw this one?
I
Greeted three primordian for two one two two and two three and then I fought
And then I fought all the openers and then as soon as I leveled to five I fight a real board. How can I throw this one? I came
I came
This comp without BFLsauce, bro.
BFL just makes it so you can just win without Victor 3.
Like, Victor 3 is still good, man.
Oh, damn it.
I'm natural in everything.
I mean, my contested, I hope not.
I hope not.
I don't think so.
I think they saw my spot and they're just like, holy shit, we're just gonna run and play Victor, not like I bet.
16 to level. I mean it's actually too big of a spike. I just leveled as 7 later. And
I don't even need to anti-heal this game.
GG.
And here comes the bronze for life.
GG.
GG.
Oh nice, I'm fighting level 6.
Bye bye buddy.
I mean it's not even good, I have a D-claw against full AD.
If there's one time I can lose it's just like...
Victor. Victor isn't an only bird no wound no sir wound 33% wounds I came
woman for days second wind teaming up
I'm probably just gonna go for three star I don't think I need second one to
keep shirking no get
honestly should I just roll but now then yes it's like too enough yeah cuz I
don't really want to roll for three stars here
alright I don't know if we're like I don't really care what more to
Also, S-Mission Silver-Silver, let me see.
Okay, I mean, I'm hitting BFL, GG.
I'll just go and see if I need to roll.
Honestly, I mean, it's not even good.
I just realized because I have these extra tiers, let's say I fight Nami because you
They don't play Nami on 7, and then now that I took rolling for days, like now that I took
rolling for days, I like, I'm like basically committed to going for Victor 3, otherwise like
I'm down a combat element, like I'm pretty sure, I mean if this is a 44, it's actually
way better to just take second win and just level 8 and just play Nami 3, or not
I have roll on 7, but what the fuck, I didn't even do this?
Yeah, I can just drop Rast, but Rast is fucking broken in.
I kind of like these two of them, but I kind of like that one, but I really don't want
that one.
And I'm done just like now.
What is there?
Is there anything good?
Nope.
good no there's only good if I hit a lot of three am I hitting a lot of three this game
maybe honestly maybe holy shit it's just a natural unit in every single one of my shops
I cannot
Holy fuck.
Okay.
The Alawi 2 is the thing that guarantees that I 5th streak, but I mean, there's no way I
can lose, actually.
I don't really do that.
Declare, Val, Anti-Heal, Cryogenic, Alawi 3.
I mean, if I have these, if I have these hexes, I think I'll be rolling for the restart.
He deserves this spot he rolled once. Yeah!
I, I use one of my rolls. In fact, did I roll twice? Is this even 11 or 10? I don't think it's 10 now.
Wait, did this used to give 11? Is this worth?
10.
I don't know where to go, but that's not even possible.
If I level next turn, and I roll until Allawi 2, I could straight up lead the game, and
I'm pretty sure I'm top five.
Okay.
This Victor, you meant the Hype King.
Ah.
This is like the three-time nerfed Victor.
You got nerfed three patches in a row.
Victor.
I'm just gonna open and remove.
If I don't hit a lobby 2 next to it, I mean I'm rolling to a lobby 2.
And if I don't hit it, it is what it is.
Hello, we do and I need a rest.
Uh, belt belt tier chain, Val, Warmogs, D-claw, Val, and then I just report chain, Val needs
I can't.
I mean, Joolotis allows me to make natchi-tube.
It's still good.
Tons of stats, no sunfire board crashes, dummies, electro charge.
That's still good.
Vickda!
Yeah, one more.
I can't.
I can't.
I cannot.
Where do you see the crit damage?
What's the unit's base crit damage?
140%?
The fuck?
Attack, hit the target and all?
This is his cash out?
I mean, it isn't the 300 animal cash out for sure.
Oh, good.
all right I mean I just go for Victor 3 hit Victor 3 hopefully I can hit a lot we
three and then his pusher for Nami and my board is done. I can go natural two plus a tier item, dual
carry Nami. You don't need Brons for life for the board to be good. It's just if you don't have
Brons for life you need victor three or you don't even need victor three to help for honestly.
If you have enough tempo like if I wanted to just push and level to eight on four two
In this level for Nami
Also, wait, where are my tears?
Was that a bad beat? Like, how the fuck it?
I'm pretty sure I was like one-off
I mean, it must have been a bad beat
Cause when I checked it, it said 6500
Tear to tear to tear to tear
No shred, no hand heal, this is just, uh, alright.
Mmm, aw man, I could have my Lisp 3.
Aw man, I sold my Lisp.
I'm not the Shiro Niko, that's really good for me.
Aw man, this Lisp 3.
I sold, well I should have just held onto it, man.
I'll find one, it's fine.
Did he give a Nashor tooth as well?
One two three four five big doc
But it's not me to all play a little rush for sure
Honestly, it's probably strong in the moment of history as well
Just wait, just wait, two more, or one more round.
Surely I'm hitting a lot of E3, right?
I'm gonna have two, I'm two of them victors.
Also is this stronger to uh
Let me see what how much is I'm losing I'm losing 15 AS 15 armor MR, but I gained
Man
70? Who? Okay. Master Yi. Master Yi. Also there's a Rammus.
I'm actually going for just gold. I don't need any items or anything.
Tier chain belt? No. Tier rod quote quote quote. That's a good amount.
JG, arc, void, blue, nash or two? Whatever the fuck.
Fee claw. JG.
Mortar Kaiser 30. No.
I'm too off too off too off
I'm not going to say sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
How?
Oh, nice.
I'll fight two Elamis eventually, surely. I think this was the rogue player? No.
No.
Wait, he has 7?
This is the road player.
Bro, is this guy gonna die?
I mean, I mean, I'm not rolling. There's no way I'm fucking rolling. I'm not even 2 years old.
Oh, he has 7.
I mean, I won this game.
I just need- This guy has 3 alive, we fucking loser.
I need to move more units over on this side.
Look over this.
I mean I can't roll bro someone stop a man I mean I guess I can roll twice one more I
could have rolled I could have just I should have said to the true zero year as soon as
I like I rolled a 30 and I find one fucking allowee I do the true zero I mean I just
level for Nami on fight 61 and GV
but this is for you and I fucking can't
did he dead
How who how how yo hello
I mean if I'm cryogenic should I go vices over Val?
Probably.
Or not not vices over Val.
Like vices over fucking Val dude.
Did he hit?
Nope, you're dead.
You AS.
U.S. I can't.
Oh yeah, actually he can't kill this, and he kills this super lot.
I bet GD!
is uh what's stronger list three or not me do I swear this list unit is an
actual fucking beast
like 641 without replicator
Yeah, it's probably not me honestly, it's just a better blue look for our Loidcaster as well.
I don't know what he's doing, how did he die?
Do I want Void Staff on Nami?
Doesn't Nami actually do a lot of damage?
Now how do I spread this?
Someone help me.
Does Liss spread Void Staff well?
I don't even know what Liss is ability to use.
I know it does, but like...
They hit two units.
And they hit one unit.
I'm pretty sure I should be voice-talking my, uh, what they're called.
Two units.
Two units.
It was voice-talking.
But a lot of them were boobless.
Two units.
Well, they said it's kind of strong actually, but the guy died 10 years, I killed him, he's over here.
Towards the current target dealing to the first right after hitting the other, or it's one of the divers that's dealing to nearby targets.
Okay, so right now that's an anti-mord.
Is the anti-mord in this?
I mean, surely it is, because it has a beef on it, and then we all watch out for it.
Okay.
Ah.
I
Make this so broken even so I mean yeah, these guys were saying that it was BFL
The BFL is so OP in this calm that Victor 2 can win a loli to Victor 2 can win
But I mean if you have this like I mean I cannot I cannot
5 Meeple 2 Timebreaker, no Riven.
I don't think I'm attacking anymore.
Really good game.
Thanks.
All.
I mean I was gonna do a long stream but I'm kind of tired.
I was going to give the dogs the medicine after stream.
What time is it?
4 AM?
I mean if I can just, let me see what LCK days are today.
I think I'll be screaming actually, don't remind me, bro.
That's just a re-treatment.
Okay, do this.
BRO.
Like, I feel like LCK is actually fun to watch.
Or like, League is fun to watch when it's like, like, you don't know who's gonna win.
Like, I'm not saying that a BRO can't win, and...
Nomechim, or is it Nomechim or DNS?
The Supas can't win?
But like, it's just like not likely.
chances are you're just gonna be tweeting into some fucking bullshit
no all caps no
Wait, is Victor good this season?
No.
I swear every time I see Victor, he's just up like 40 CS.
in LPL at least. Leblanc is OP, oh that is just, that is a capital penis. Because the
moment Leblanc is locked, the odds, I'm not saying I'm gambling but the odds just swing
in the opposite direction. That champ is fucking ass. The moment they lock Ash Seraphine,
the odds just giga go up. Or like giga go down for you, you know what I mean? Or like,
Probably I mean the odds like the odds you wouldn't go up like the chance of you winning like the market never mind
I
Can't
Know some better things. Yeah, I actually know the fucking the God trios
Thanks to gambling not that I'm gambling but
Lulu, eunara, zin Zhao, that's an 100-0.
Pantheon, Ryze, Jace, that's an 100-0.
Nami, Korki, always goes up, that's an 100-0.
When they lock Vi in their mid laner and they have like single target CC, the team with Vi just gets fucked. That's an 100-0.
I don't know do you watch your lec vitality game dope I think I've watched like one I don't
I really like watching LEC. This shit's kinda boring.
The players are too ass.
They are number one at the moment, though. Who, Vitality?
Don't care.
The mountain bro every time I put his mouth to China's a week. All right, maybe this time. I'll just I'll just report
Wait, did he say vitality league is bad? No. Oh, I just said I don't care that they're first
Don't care
Be a cook
Are we collabing with them in two days buddy?
Okay.
I mean the question wasn't, I don't, it's not that I don't care about them as humans,
it's just I don't care about LEC.
I'm not gonna go out of my way, wake up, send an alarm and then watch the fucking
LEC bro what? Rage bait? Rage bait?
I've got this base time on lock.
Varus Kale.
Is this- is this- is this big bang-augnment broken?
What am I, a VF chain cloak and no rod?
Malware matrix, oh I'm good.
What the fuck am I going?
Are people open?
There's two spreading roots.
Eh, whatever.
Fuck it.
What'd I get?
whatever fucking what I get
let's end this
I'll call E2
E trucks
how the fuck am I going 9 or 8?
or 9?
I
Haven't a call
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, I just make, I make 10.
This lobby looks strong as fuck.
Who the fuck do I beat?
Varus Kale.
My augment is a TG.
I mean, I'd be willing to play, I mean, I would have clicked it with nothing if I had
a fucking item.
But my look at this, is that acceptable?
Malware matrix AD Meeple?
AD Meepsy?
That's playable?
Spreading Roots, Animal Primordium
Oh wait, I can, we will, oh wait, I can, we will pike in, oh wait, pike, meaty, ragas.
I don't even think this item is good on pike though.
Is it?
Oh, man.
I'm looking at my slot.
How do I knock away?
Can someone help me?
Look at my spot if this is pathetic.
How am I scamming a 9?
Wait, this guy is Anima. Wait, how is this guy- how? Wait, he dodged me and- wait, how?
You can always use the last resort. What's the last resort? I just fucking entering?
Oh, but this has also had him, though.
I can't.
Bro, can this guy please fight Karim or me?
How is he dodging two openers?
Please explain.
How?
How long?
How long?
Oh, wow.
I- I- Wait, how?
Please, please, please, please, please.
...please, please, please, please, please, please, please
Please?
Yeah...
Okay!
What the fuck is Kirum doing?!
What oh my god how
What are you what how are we letting
I've got this space time on lock.
I mean I'm not doing myself man.
I think I'm going to need to.
Like this is his board on stage four.
Surely you don't care.
Aww like come on and then he's just gonna lose to look one light now this guy's gonna
catch out a 500 and use it up for free I can't wait I mean it doesn't even matter he's
still making the 300 man if he took him out here I could have taken him out again
man you motherfucker and he's still at 300 but it's actually fine because if you're
300 cash out the business are all good. It's actually like you can win. I mean you can win for sure
But like it throw
That is actually bad
You just let him cash out for free
GD I'm back. I actually have a board to play GD dark star Marauder
I'm not sure.
Roller is probably good enough.
I need.
On the locs spreading roots is good for the game
Wait, is Titan's BT Riven AP Riven?
It is, right?
Like if it's 50-50, it's AP, right?
Yeah, okay, nice.
I don't even know if my 4th can actually contest, but I don't have to play campion.
I mean
One in a lot that's pretty good
And I just for one all in no cat I probably want to click bear itself
for the HP
An arrow should not question
I feel like Pantheon plus the blonde Caitlyn.
I was kind of hoping for uh, I was kind of hoping for uh, ah shit.
I mean I'm probably stuck in the rhythm, no care.
I'm going BQ, that'll probably need Titans, and then Glove Glove, Glove Belt Chain, and
make another QB.
I don't want to have to go, stop, stop it.
Alright, I really hope I can win this next round, so I'm not automatically in sleep.
But I am probably going to slam everything.
What the fuck this is?
Am I making a second TG? TG, Kaiser, TG?
What the fuck are my items?
I probably should have seen if I hit.
I don't need I don't need Titans. What the fuck am I saying? I'm down to just make sure I can hit
Like I'm just go AD ribbon, I don't have to go fucking AP
Love all right, well in this round
And I'm getting two more animals
No Gg
I mean, one turn away from that thing, also, I technically could hold Pantheon, but I'm
I'm going to win right?
My god doesn't want peace.
I don't even know what the fuck my board is.
What can I drop?
47 HP?
I mean, I need to find some fucking... some two stars.
I don't know, two sort of ice, I guess.
8 rolls, nice and drew, Karma, Vex, Karma, Miss, of course, Karma 2, I mean I have to
play that problem in front of me, I don't have a Mordekaiser, I mean surely I don't
I don't have the role if this is my fucking...
Like if this is my board, sure they don't have the role.
I need to die, you know.
Alright.
Oh nice, it's a good beat.
Second win on Darkstar.
This too, and I get rolls.
I mean I...
Roll.
Bro... can I find the fucking Mordekaiser, please?
I can't.
I don't have a singular Mordekaiser.
I'm just rolling for Mordekaiser, that's it.
I cannot.
you motherfuckers.
I don't have one Mordekaiser, not one.
Like if I just had one Mordekaiser, I could have just nived on 6-1 and I cannot lose a
round because there's a 300 turn.
I just need one.
I'm pretty sure the Zoey guy is a fucking re-rollin' Mordekaiser.
I mean I just need one man just to win, no she has two!
I need one!
It's so good.
It's Vanguard for my th- I can't.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
My entire board is fucking one-starred.
I don't have a single two-starred.
Even my Cho'Gath is not two-starred.
Even though that was possible.
Alright, well, if it's a ribbon too diff, it is what it is.
Alright well, if it's a ribbon too diff, it is what it is.
Bro, this gives me, fuck, this gives me JG.
it's fine it's fine I don't think it's fine I don't really want to roll and I
I actually need to strage you if I want to keep going.
Hopefully I don't load my radiant item or I'm not going to be happy.
I meant to put Sampara on this unit, G.G.
Ah, I guess it's whatever.
Victor 3. Victor? Wait? JEEE!
Bro, how many revins are gone, man? I can't roll. I cannot. I can't.
If I lose a life though, I'm screwed.
One?
No, I don't care, I'm not rolling, I have a two star five cost coming, I don't care.
If I lose this round, it is what it is.
Radiant BP, nope.
Alright.
I mean it's not even bad if I can find Jin. I mean it's actually good. You'd actually
get a lot of damage. It's fine. Bro I have to roll until ribbon man. Like if I don't
hit ribbon 2 with these items, I'm just screwing. Okay ribbon 2. Can I play Bootscrank?
I mean I'm not willing for these, like if I do this, it's fine.
Let me put one in over, let's TG, what do I get?
I don't really want bro. I probably should though just remove the fucking the voice out or the brawler
I just low rolled. Wait what? I mean imagine I get a third item from my gaisa. I'm supposed
to reforge a fucking- I'm supposed to- it's valuable to have a- how long is there a single
person question marking. It's valuable to have a TG on a fucking Bordecai's or one?
When I could have had a chance to get an item for fucking Kaisa? I don't get it.
Rage bait?
Rage bait?
Radiant, Lasmus for IE, Kaisa too? Mmm, yeah nah. Let's just go fucking TG on
of Mordekaiser 1. Oh wow, that's crazy! 7k damage! Wow!
Oh, got it. Oh, got it.
Because Spark is a tank item, just read it. It's 255 health, 35 MR, that's pretty good.
I can't. I can't.
I need to be able to level for this fucking...
I mean, if I die, I die, it is what it is.
I could level next turn.
Is it 52?
48?
Can I even level next turn?
Is it 48 next turn?
I don't think so.
No, it's still 52.
GG. GG. Gen 2. Zaya 2. Gen 2 on 8. Gen 2 on 8. I mean, at least we got Breville over here.
I mean I can level and if it's bad
I
Mean it is what it is. All right, let me see what I can get what can I play brawler? I'm at brawler plus one
What can I play?
I mean, it's definitely not that
3 Voyager that's pretty good.
Alright and then now I just win this round, get Jin, Remover, Jin on that and GG, and
GG everybody.
Wait, U.S.!
How do I even play Jhin on my board actually?
I don't get it.
I would have to find a new tank.
I actually hope I don't hit Jhin, so I don't have to think about it.
by nice
because i mean i would play it over uh... over mordekaiser
but then i would need to
I mean I guess I have to do tank, I can use the mortar cannon plus sonar
I mean I don't even have to take it
I mean it's just no scout, it's no scout, no pivot into TF
Just look, I mean like whatever this is a good third
Like you guys know this is a good third
I had to open the fucking Grievous Anima and Kermit's fucking just decides
Decides to just not open and then forces me to go fucking true zero and then I'm just like Mike my
ADP on 2-1 was in the sixes
It might have actually been worse
I got bailed out by spreading roots, no gap.
Like if I don't hit spreading roots there, don't I just average in the 8?
Or like the 7th?
Even the spreading roots, my spot was so abysmal that I think my spot still averaged
in the fives probably.
How are people still playing this dog shit set?
Oh, I don't know, maybe because you think the set is dog shit, doesn't mean other people
think the set is dog shit, and I'm just gonna bang your ass bro, these guys are just so
fucking stupid man.
It's just like they go out of their way to talk shit, it's just so fucking cringe.
Like is that not cringe by the way?
It's the equivalent of people that don't play CS, or the people that don't play Valorant,
and they're just like, they go to Valorant streams?
How the fuck are you playing Valorant instead of CS?
What?
Bro, just because you enjoy it, it doesn't matter if it's true or not.
It doesn't matter.
That's not the point.
The thing is, that's your opinion.
They probably like Valorant more than CS.
Why are you going out of your way and just no one fucking cares about your opinion, man?
It's the same thing.
It's like Valorant players going to CS streams and saying, why the fuck are you playing CS
instead of Valorant?
It doesn't matter.
The point is, your opinion, no one fucking cares.
I can't.
If you don't want to play VALORANT, then don't play it.
If you think basketball is an ass sport, then don't watch it.
No one is forcing you to do anything.
If you don't want to pay your taxes, then don't pay it!
If you want to risk going to jail, that's on you! I don't fucking care!
If you want to risk it for the biscuit, just do it! I don't fucking care, man!
Don't ask me!
I'm tired.
May I go to sleep?
No.
No.
Why?
No.
No.
No.
Alright.
If I sleep now, I'll do a long stream tomorrow.
Is that allowed?
I'm tired.
I can't.
I'm tired.
No.
Yes.
All right, GD, GD.
I'm out, GD, GD.
No! No! No! No! No! No! Bro, I'll stream long tomorrow, man! I'm tired!
Like, okay, wait. Like, I feel like sleeping- oh wait, hold on. Is this right, by the way?
Like, sleeping 8 hours is different than like sleeping 6 hours waking up and then passing
out for another hour and a half. Like, I woke up after 6 hours, I was still tired,
I just ate some Chick-fil-A and passed out again. But I'm still tired! I slept
I'm still tired
All right, yeah, it is different. Okay, that's what I would say. Yeah, I'm still tired. I'm good. All right. I'm out