Hello?
Hello? Where did I buy my jacket? What jacket?
Wait, what?
Jacket?
What jacket?
Oh, this is a sweatshirt.
It's a I got it from a I just I just went on Twitter and I started begging a hundred these for free merch and they sent it to me I
Just I added a hundred these and I said I want merch
Because I think the merch looks nice, but I don't want to pay for it and they actually sent it to me
For free I came I
Oh
Man, I think I pre-move. I did pre-move a man. GG. I'm
I'm tired
I'm dark.
Rogue. He tracks.
I'm dark. I'm dark. I'm dark.
I don't even know how to say it.
Trash, Trash, I have Bruiser plus one and I definitely want to play Rogue as well.
Then there's Mekhaj.
I have a Chokeyat.
I mean, I could play this plus this for so much more than that, I'm not just by trying
this.
Is there a Bastion?
Alright, I mean, I'm probably just gonna play Brawler or Yee, or some shit, is that
shit good?
Brawler or Yee?
I mean, the problem is the psionic item is complete ass.
Every five seconds, game one, additional mana per second.
Is that good?
Who can I even put this on?
Every five seconds, I gain one.
Like, do I just put,
do I just put like a random like karma backline
or some shit?
Oh, yeah.
An ergot.
I mean, the problem with this is my front line
is so fucking bad.
I mean, I guess I can just,
I guess I'm gonna just do this, if you just call it.
Yo Ryzen, thank you for the subs. Appreciate you bro, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank God you're live bro, thanks.
Why is that when I join you the first thing I hear out of you is ass?
Who are you talking to buddy?
Aw man, I mean it's just so boring, I just 5 straight for free, I can't.
I cannot.
Can you turn 24 hours? I'm gonna stream actually until until Robin goes live. How about that? It is a
Yeah
He's like, oh no, no when he wakes up when he wakes up it goes live again. How about that see?
level 5 Megan 20 full streak Starex hodge brawler and I mean Greg is too
surely I make that right I don't really care about I mean if I've Greg is too
I got paired new trash trash trash and trash
Like I could play four brawler from my two rogue
We have the vitality thing
tier chain play around bow bow tier play around chain I mean I'm kind of cool
with just these being my my items but Titans is pretty good in Aurora I'm
beat see okay nothing but two rogue and nothing 12 to level like what is this
I can play four brawler plus honestly do I just say fuck rogue I'm kind of down
Like bro, I'm playing a stupid ass go out on my board. My front line is actually insane
And then I can just go bow plus a play around bow and then I just play
We're all are ye
This Talon is a fucking team.
Is he a good unit?
No.
But I'm gonna top 4 to top 4.
That's pretty good.
Nothing wrong with the top 4.
He's fucking right.
Top 4.
Fuck jake.
Top 4.
Misconnections gives me absolutely nothing.
Best friends, lunch, money, nope, nope, size matters.
Uh, 3600 health?
Best friends, teaming up gives me a component.
On a roll.
Urgot 2.
Bro, I got Urgot 2 anyway, man!
Hello!
I got fucking scammed!
I can't.
Bro, I was so excited!
Wait, what?
I'm probably just playing like Brawler Footline with a random kindred in the back, yay?
Brawler Footline, random kindred in the back.
I forgot to bring my arms to two shade, I'd rather literally play in the middle.
You played for top 4 in the spot, yeah?
I've hodged slammed in a fucking ginsu
in a brawler plus one
is that good?
like yeah i'm streaking but like i mean it doesn't matter like
this shit is like my shit is
it's garbage
don't get
mmm
galeo
ginsu
2 marauder
Two Marauder, two Nova with a Gintsu Ergot.
Like, let me figure out what the board is.
I mean, it's Maokai, Atrax, Akali for sure.
Because I have Hodge, and I have No Tread.
Alright, Atrax, Akali, Maokai, that's a lock.
Then I might as well just play...
Should I just play five Nova then?
Master Yi, Tom Kench, I mean, and then I need one more Bruiser, and then I just play
for 4 bruiser, and then I have plus 2, but water, I was gonna go ginsu kindred backline
carry. I don't get it. I don't get it. Ari, Soraka, I gain, and I get a chain. It's
chain good I got a belt it's felt good seven free re-rolls
I mean am I actually playing
peaky I don't get it I'm playing five Nova I mean honestly it probably actually
is 5 Nova.
Peaky.
Gensu.
Hodge.
Staraq.
Riven.
Delveth.
Pike.
I mean, I have this item just stuck here, but it's probably just going to go on Maokai,
honestly.
What is this, Marauder?
Riven.
I mean, I'm pretty sure going fast on it is just really bad.
No cap.
I mean, I could play... I mean, I really play in Rogue. I mean, I probably should play in
Rogue over, uh, something here. If I really play in Rogue, I don't get it. I mean, there's
There's no one going topside, I mean I can tell you that.
I'm pretty sure it's better to just roll for E2 and then the thing is just acknowledge
that my board is going to be S.
Oh nice, I think that's when I'm the most sure about going to die.
a Maokai over Brexite, HP on this. Honestly, I'm not as good as I was when I was giving me HP.
Which means I also don't have to play Akali.
I mean, I get, I get a...
I messaged a lot of armor on Amar, but I'm pretty sure the damage is nice.
Okay.
I bailed it.
I could also just go gints on Urgot and just carry this Urgot backline and then not carry
a low kindred.
Or carry a low kindred.
I mean that sounds way better actually.
Why does it look like I didn't kill a single- This guy is true zero!
Bro what?!
He is patient as a- Oh, got it.
Honestly, isn't it actually good that I lost my streak before neutrals?
Cuz this losing my street before neutrals
Just means that I'm not gonna get baited into going fast time for some dog shit, and then now I can just roll for you
He is fucking right. He's right. Oh
He's right
Cook hook chain bow chain something change
Ginsu titans cook cook play around rod have Merlo
I just want Sunfire right now. I'm just gonna afford to share what I get felt.
Oh, whoa, whoa, Red buff. That's pretty good.
Wait a minute, items are insane, man.
Red buff, Bramble, D-claw...
OHHHHH!
And then if I find one Nex, it's just a GED.
It's just a GED.
Does this even do AoE even without Nex?
Uh, whenever something fire blasts in the cone towards...
I can just play Yi 6 Ruiser, and that's just my board, great, Victor 2.
But I sold all my brawlers.
I mean, it's so much HP they just get stat checks, but if I can get a combat on here,
don't they all just get stat checks?
I mean, I'll just be their victor too, with a stupid-ass talent.
Alright, well, here comes the stat check.
Here comes the stat check.
Some AoE bullshit.
Baron's lair.
I mean, fuck, I don't need another tank item though.
Ah, fuck, I mean, it's still good.
But I really don't need a tank item.
Uh, whatever.
Bow.
D.
Rammage.
Whatever the fuck this is.
Just do two.
Alright.
Am I done rolling?
Is there any backline carry that can hold?
This shit?
I honestly think this unit's pretty good.
synergy, it is what it is. GD, GD. And then I'll just put one tank item over here as well.
Battle buddy crossbow don't tell me he has get to IE don't tell me he has radiant IE what the
This shit averages in the fucking once as a tier 2.
Like it's just, okay well I mean this is like one of the game for sure man I can't.
I cannot.
The stars are flying.
The bargain is due.
Where's my other brooder?
I mean, I'm just rolling until I hit, uh, E2, alright, and then I have this stupid
item over here.
What does this do?
Six brawler yeet, three marauder.
I mean, Akali is a spulker, which is actually pretty good.
I mean, if it's Rammus, I'll play that over that, but...
This board looks like hot ass!
I mean, you wouldn't be wrong. It is ass.
It is ass.
But the thing is, it's good enough to win some rounds.
And I saved HP early game, so it's not that ass.
I don't know, the Yi has more than enough damage, like this unit, if you just read the unit when he pops ult, you gain 70% AS.
Like the damage is there, for sure, cause I have Baron Slayer as well, I mean just look.
If you think it has no attack, you just look at its damage.
Like it's actually high, it's not even that bad.
It's just doesn't really matter trying to play this game out because this guy won the game for sure.
It's not even the raiding IE. Without raiding IE, this combo already averages in the once.
So it's like, at the end of the day, I'm just leveling for Shen, and I can probably eventually drop six...
uh, six bruiser for like all legendary, drop the four bruiser and play like four Marauder with Fiora.
So I would just drop, drop for Shen, Fiora, and I don't really care about Sionic.
And I also still don't have a TK.
And there's LadyBD, oh god.
I got one shot.
And my G is getting targeted.
I came in.
And I got fucking one shot.
RobinFF, I mean he probably just fought this and just realized that he's on a timer and he's just dead.
I need to drop out a 6th brawler eventually, but I don't have a...
I just don't have any damage.
I don't have the, what's it called.
I mean I couldn't go no Starax, I couldn't go no Starax, Gintsu Yi, and then Starax
this, honestly, because after watching that fight, where is my damage?
How come my Yi is not doing damage?
Fuck it.
and now I'll move stairs for now
like where was i damaging him
all right and i'm dropping this
like i can go like shen fiora drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop drop
i mean this fight I actually needed to do I'm screwed
radiant gargoyle on jacks golden gambles I cannot
I mean at least I have ginsu maybe maybe it's what I want
He also has ginsu, meitln.
Radiant Gargoyle.
Is this supposed to be Valim's?
I have Atrox, by the way.
Let's see.
Ah, nice!
Woohoo! Woohoo!
What the fuck is this?
I mean I just need, I just need, when can I level, two turns, and I think this guy's
gonna be my fool soon I have I have Barren's layer and I have what's it
called I have a truck it's fine it's fine I could also just sit here and just
roll for you three and just I mean I'm kind of down to just drop drop I'm just
looking at each piece of it's like whatever but it has to be like good
units. It has to be like Shen, Shen, Fiora plus a legendary. Yes?
He's in my pool! Excuse me!
I don't think my tank is on the correct side.
Believe it is not I just got to send it on
I beat someone all right, I suck one more and then I'm just gonna lowlintend it I
I could also even go like, what's the next psionic item, I would have to put a psionic
item on this.
I could actually just drop, drop, Sona, Sona Pike Gallio, and I don't really care about
What does the former router do?
Absolutely nothing.
3 Nova Rage bait pisses me off so much.
I mean, it should.
What's wrong with 3 Nova?
It gives me precision, shred, and healing.
I don't get it.
Well, what's the problem?
Hello?
They got one shot.
And now I lost the Corki.
Oh, my God.
I mean, anyone that's fighting this guy is just straight up ff-ing.
Radiant Garboid.
I mean, I have to play this for all in turn.
I have Vexed. I mean I'm down to play Vex on my board, that's no gap.
But honestly I don't even know if it's stronger to play...
Is it even stronger to drop?
I mean no, I'm not playing fucking Porta Sononic.
I mean I could also just drop Gragas for Sona.
Gragas for Sona.
And then open slot and I visit my board. I don't even know I sold the dude. Ah, great.
Wahoo! Wahoo!
I mean, my Vex is actually dropping a fucking nuke on him, low T.
I mean, nice try, Vex, that's not your fault.
It's not your fault that this team is so fucking dogged.
Nice try, Vex. Nice try.
I will not let you fall.
Let's end this.
Grieves 2.
I mean, Shen plus 1, I mean.
Shen plus no.
I think my G is getting hit by the AoE.
If my G were on that side, I can actually hit him.
I mean, the call is pretty good.
it's a what's it called? it's precision
I can drop precision because I do have what's it called but then now my heart is dead
I mean it's actually a lot of damage though
I mean, I'm dead I'm gonna go I'm gonna go third without a single unit on the board
I'm here to use the fight, but I'm pretty sure he's using his raiding barbell jacks.
like I just don't understand this interaction like how is this shit even
allowed how how is that shit even allowed I can't
When you have Nashor Toof on TF and you gain mana, you gain something from critting, just
because you have precision doesn't mean JG is bad on TF because at the end of the day
the JG still gets crit.
I'm gonna do the one item you need.
This is like the fact that this can be the average.
The fact that this can be the average,
when you have to lose streak for it,
it just means it's just, it's fucking ridiculous.
It's actually ridiculous
And I this is a filter of any any start level
This shit's ridiculous
Like let me exclude this what is Zaya 3's been right
76% and I'm doing any start level with battle bunny IE
It's it's legit just having a Zaya 300 cash out
Like bro what?
Does it does that like I it's a tier two weapon?
How I I don't know
How
Like, this animal weapon, they should just be balanced around you.
Like I'm down to increase, I'm down to increase the amount of animal you get on win, but then
you make it so the animal weapons can only go on the animal units to add some animal
re-roll into the meta.
Like re-roll Jinx, re-roll Aurora, re-roll Lowy Aurora, like stuff like that.
How are you allowed to just cash out after 5 rounds and be like, alright, bet!
I'm out!
And then just fucking take the weapon, take the animal weapon, and just put it on anything
else.
The fuck?
Like, I feel like this lioness lament or whatever the fuck the item's called is actually
like balanced on a lousy, but like you can just put it on a giga-take.
You have to lose 10 rounds. That's not even true. If you lose 5 rounds without annaba in and then you lose 5 more, you can cash out a 300 with annaba on 2-1 by losing 8 rounds. It might actually be less.
Oh, yeah, or like, I mean, making the weapons unreforged definitely helps.
That's also a good step in the right direction, but I would prefer if they just increase
like just to like somehow like encourage I think like jeans three like you know how the animal weapons have like
Like some animal weapons have certain abilities with the anima or or make it like bilge water where you can buy the weapons
Like that'd be fucking that'd be fucking wolf
Like you natural a lot of briars and you can buy the briar weapon you natural a lot of auroras
And you can play like a roar real and you can buy the aurora weapon and then you can't put it on other units
Otherwise, you're just gonna buy the crossbow every fucking time, man.
I can't.
K3 has such good ideas.
He just cashed out a 300, i.e. Zaya Battle Bundle.
I cannot.
I did not.
I'm tired.
Wait, hello?
Setsuko, are you here?
Did you do what I DMed you?
I'm retired. I'm cold 30 as well buddy cold 30, take 3 cold 30. I'm tired. Is anti-EO
I'm that's really that good. I see it. I mean you need at the hill and it's a good piece and it heals right or
Relic of AP rep up gives a task in
I can't be bad.
Bro, is someone's?
I need to fuckin' write that like when the queue time with the load screen is long
Sweet
I need to just write down everyone's name and then just find the common denominator and
just buy the load screen
This shit?
No good
This is the worst
Like having to wait 10 minutes
Uhhh
There is Yasuo, is this the Cho'Gath game?
it's prayer really I thought he upgraded his PC it's me malware matrix is this
good on Victor feeling physical damage to an enemy reduces the targets armor by
I saw Milka, I saw Milka play it.
Malware Matrix Victor.
That shit is just, it's actually unreal.
The other Victor guy in the lobby is just sitting there fuming.
How the fuck is this guy just testing Victor and he's just sitting there on stream right
mode. Just chuckle it away.
Cho'Gath?
Cho'Gath 2 Ezreal with Timebreaker.
I mean if there's one game that you play Cho'Gath 3 role, it has to be this game or no.
It's a bearish Yusuo and I have Timebreaker Ezreal Cho too on through one. Like please!
Okay, and I have Gargoyle and no no no I'm Cho'Gath. I don't give a fuck I'm Cho'Gath. I don't care. Don't care. I'm Cho'Gath.
No like this actually has it. Oh, oh, oh wait. Oh wait, no, no, it's actually fine.
I can just play Millie on my final board and just play. Wait, this is the game. This is actually the game.
Wait, let me just make sure I'm not confessing.
Okay, okay. Holy fuck! Genie! Genie!
Oh, Glove Rod.
Alright.
I don't really want to rexile my final board 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, if I win 1, 2, 3, 4,
Oh no.
Clap clap clap clap clap.
Great. None.
Thank god. I didn't add that.
I'm on the job.
Alright. I mean I'm pretty sure this has to be a good spot for Cho'Gath.
The bad beat is if it gives, oh no, that's Eve.
Alright, I can roll 1, 2, 1, 3, and G.
G!
And that's not even good, I need more Ezreal.
Uhhh, I mean I could also use the end with what's it called.
I mean if the if the Yasuo rolls permanent health or or cryogenic isn't my spot like
Legitally yes it is yes it is
These odds
for units. I use them both on the board. Nice. Timebreaker, if I have as real Mili on my board,
I probably want to just play 4 timebreaker. And then I want to play 4 Blader as well.
the top catch the top catch catch top catch and then I have let's see I mean
that was probably pretty good eventually never gin plus no one
And? Okay, I mean, that's actually good. It's half redemption as well. I mean, this could have been an edge rule.
GD, GD, GD. The cryogenic one might be better, but honestly, this is also good. I don't know which one's better. They're both probably, I mean, they're both what I'm saying.
All right. All right.
And an Urgot, a Diamond,
It's really bad because it means people have worked away and they don't want to run away.
It's not something bad because it means people have worked the way and then they don't make it a big board.
Shogen, GSBV, Shogen, the IE, Garsaur, GS, the last one is for IE.
Move of IE, GS, I mean about a 4 time breaker.
Shogen, IE, DB, Shogen, GS, IE, Shogen, Guard, IE.
last whisper i mean the last whisper sounds are bad today we just need to make it to the end
need to write
alright
as rule the bragos
but yeah i'm pretty sure this unit really wants shuriken
4% health 6ab 6ap
GG.
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, where's the way TF?
Where's the way TF and where's the way Teemo?
Oh, nice!
What the fuck?
That's already TF 3 out of the pool and some other bullshit out of the pool.
Bunch it! Bunch it!
lose lose lose win lose that's okay no problem oh man i only got one anvil though
get a chance kind of nice but i guess i can't really miss i mean the only way i
this is like another rod or something
Two free rolls rod tier gargoyle
No, no scouting over there, but I'm pretty sure this I actually won this game. My scores of the shit is just 888888
But I don't think this is an 8 I'm gonna be honest this this is legit impossible to go for
Oh, GG. No, no, no GG GG
I mean I'm just gonna roll until uh, because I don't have to go into a 3.
Okay, GG, GG.
And then now I just get infinite stacks, because now it goes from 18 per cast to 33 if he kills
it's 65.
GG, GG.
Uh, I mean I could just play a call you for a precision.
My final board is just this, plus a colleague, I'm done.
And then I can honestly hit Ezreal 3 anyway.
Bingo! Bingo!
Because it can just roll that fucking bearish shit that gives a...
You need Ezreal 3 in 14 days! You need to get fucking timed out!
Ezreal like what I'm gonna see here over five Ezreal's are we on fucking crack bro. That shit is just
This shit is just rage bait. Just fucking rage bait
Kahuna Huna I
Gained an extra 20 AD and AP I mean on the real comes that's pretty good
Kahuna Huna you have my bow. I'm not being those I think I just damaged
12th the level
I probably should have sacked you, actually.
Cause I, uh, I just don't matter.
Oh fuck, it matters.
I don't even have an extra unit to play.
I mean, it's fine.
There's sure that I find a fucking Mili-Yo eventually.
He's right.
I can also play Urgot over...
Oh, honestly?
Is it that I just don't play...
I just play, I just don't play Riven.
this game because what the fuck is for time we were doing without Ezreal 3. He's right.
So if I'm not playing Grimman and then the 3 is still good because it's a bruiser plus
this is already on my board so it's 25 AS. I have one open slot what is it?
your do Morgana do that too
Bingo! I need to find a milio and then I can put the fancy on for three times right
almost a down for a TK
also I'm kind of done so this because the only way I hit Ezreal 3 is if the
Varus hits what's it called
the shirin you guys
No GG.
GG.
This Cho'Gath is tankier than every single Cho'Gath I've had in my last two games.
Eh, fuck these guys.
Holy shit. This dude's a fucking beast.
It's not GG, man. Really?
Look at my spot. This isn't GG are we sure?
In a three-class of you in two roles and the BS or this is me and the kill and the boat and I can just play towards
And I don't want to be too hurt. I can play towards Vex plus a
Collie paired I can play towards like I just don't play riverrider for this origin. No, it's empty. I'll be changing it
It's empty here like it's empty here
They have changed I can prove it right now. What's this? What does that say guys?
What does that say?
What does that say
move, move, it moves, move, move
aww I got KX
should have eaten it to 1HP man
Noo, GG! 870 health! Bro, the other times I played this I died with this stupid ass
trog that's having like 500 health, man. Master Yi will be good.
That's a Sionic Yi. I could also play Yi plus, Yi plus Gragas, and then dual carry Yi
that's pretty good but I don't want to be gone. I'm not going to be gone, I'm not sure.
Because I mean the Ezreal 3 I don't really care. ABCD, the Kragas, and then I mean the
TK doesn't really matter that much. And then I can dual carry the...oh man, the Ona 3.
I mean, I can't, I know it's not open, but I can't swap.
I mean, this isn't a Cho'Gath dip. This is a straight up, my team has no fucking damage there.
My carry is a fucking last of a spot.
And that's it.
that's it this is the definition of a fake loss oh man now I'm automatic
vm3 man
okay never mind I'm probably playing Tomcatch man my mastery is actually good
though and I don't really want to play master you if I don't have Gragas and
there's no end playing Gragas about Tomcatch because why don't I just play
Pantheon if I'm really stuck on my board
24 to level, 4 brawler, a milio do, a gs, I mean if I go, what are my items, gs, I'm
I'm definitely carrying Jhin or Vex's late game, yes.
Are you a Kraken? Does Kraken do anything?
I'm not gonna Sanctiose this.
I'm not gonna Sanctiose this, I might as well take it.
I have bold quote glove to play around.
I mean all I know is if I make it to stage whatever it's just you need.
I mean it can't be IE but I'm stuck with bold vote when I'm anti-heal.
I already have Andy Hill.
To alert us with precision, sweet treats.
They had the fees on on what's it called that that sounds fucking broken.
On precision units as well. I mean, let me see. They are calling you to
dual carry. I mean, it's not this and it's not this.
Money month soon for
Malkai 2.
I'll find you one damage.
Pantheon paired.
I mean, you know, you know, what are the odds that you roll, like, what are the four costs
once year?
Like, you get one shitter dupe, you can get the five, like the one shitter dupe and five
shitter shitter shitter dupes.
Is there anything else that you can get?
for this a colleague has dropped a fucking nuke on his knee
you idiot it's a fucking any item this man
GG, GG, in the army!
GG.
Fuck you.
Can't be on 2.
Uhhh...
Bro, if I just slam that...
I kinda wanna go against it because I'm pretty sure I'm playing towards Vex.
Like, I'm playing Vex, Vex you can do it.
I think he's dead. They got one job.
I mean this is, it doesn't matter. Like this shit is fake. These rounds are fake. These rounds are fake. Yes?
Here it comes. The sugar dupes. GG. GG.
Aw man. Manor regen on...
On some backline unit. I get a rod.
Last Whisperer. Whatever the fuck that is. Alright. I can also just dual carry a random
ass Zaya too. Is there a Zaya player in this lobby? Because if not, I can level to 8 and
actually roll for some decent shit. My board is complete ass.
Oh wait, I don't think there's a single Zyoplayer. Alright, bet.
And then surely you find one Jhin or one Vex on your roll down, yes?
If I hit, uh, if I hit Riven 2, I'll just play Riven 2.
Why? Bro, this is a bad beat, man. It's BF, I mean, tier 2 BFL.
No, no, no, okay, listen, it looks like I'm going eight
Am I going eight? I mean this is just Victor three man. Is this a bad beat or no?
What is this?
Alright, this is my last loss.
Please tell me this guy is not an anti-heal. Oh, I think he doesn't have anti-heal, Loki.
I mean, here's no anti-heal, right?
How can he win? I don't get it. Who's killing my Chogat? He has to do 50,000 damage.
How can he win? Please tell me. He can't. He cannot.
Oh wait. Oh wait, he has to solo... Wait, he has to... Everyone has to solo attacks!
Oh my G.G.
Honestly, I'm kind of out of state to go. These items are fucking useless.
I can also play Jhin Riven and TG Riven, but I'm running out of road.
I can also play Fiora plus.
I mean let me see, is this hashing a thing now?
I don't know how bold this started, because I have to buy the units.
Alright, it is what it is.
I can go ginsu gs plus one
I can go ginsu gs qss
On the dude and the movie qss to fuel eventually
I can also go kraken or ginsu gs
So that's what we're just keep this and just go qss on and there's always qss honestly
I mean if I find a nester, I'm pretty sure, I mean if I find a nester, it's fine.
Like the problem is, like my tank is actually tanky, it's just the problem is, my carry is a fucking Ezreal 2 with a mill kill.
But it's fine, it's fine.
Nine rolls, surely I find some stuff here.
And then GG.
I play double gym until I find...
I'm not playing ribbon, I can tell you that.
I'm just forced to play double gym.
QSS on one of them, and then all...
Gintsu, Lasset, Spurge, ES.
I don't know how to play Morgana.
I mean, now my board is actually good, because I have some damage.
And the problem before is that the Jhin had no damage.
The, uh, the Cho'Gath is actually tanking. It's just my team is just fucking ass.
See? Like what happens when I actually get some fucking backline damage?
And the Cho'Gath isn't just sitting there tanking for my Ezreal to try to fucking carry this dumbass.
Oh well now I need to find the Jhin too.
And then I can play QSS Vex.
Honestly, do I even want to play Jin?
Or Vex?
I mean, isn't it just Fiora?
GG.
Ezreal 2, GG, GG.
QSS Fiora fighting this guy again man can I win
I
Know that's just kind of close. I mean, it's actually a bad beat. I'm just fighting it. It's a one-auto bit man
I mean, I just I think this is not a real loss
Oh my god, it's strong for a lobby for sure. I can't
It's like
Gin too
I'm just stuck with this, which is honestly fine.
was her IEGS. 2,800. I mean I finished that one out. My damage is actually 2 right now.
I mean it's stage 4 with no sound, no pivot, 20 AD here as well with 18% 20% it's over,
my front line is too tanky and now I actually have the damage
I was kind of serious though but
actually a fucking dumbass for it
I can give you ammo regen I guess
Z2.
TF4.
I feel it better if you didn't do anything, because the middle is actually flying, TG will go on a 3.7, because you know it's better if you didn't do anything.
It was a move this to this and that to that, GD.
What's it?
3.1.
Is that 2?
I mean this has to be a bad beat like who's beating this guy man tf4 said
I'm I'm shitting on this guy and he's space girl plus two with the fucking I don't
like bro if I fight this guy you think this guy can kill a single unit be honest
You genuinely think this piece of shit-ass board is killing a single fucking unit on my board?
No, man! This is- he's just look, man. Just look. I can't.
I can't.
I don't got it.
holy fuck
and the worst part is I lost the grey, this guy is fucking terrible man
Z2, Yay, Yay, Yay, Yay, Yay, Yay.
I don't know how I'm going to do this.
Hello? I'm tired. Hello, my streaming for today. Am I streaming?
Let's see, it's 6th, low key I can probably do like an 18 hour stream today and then I
just take tomorrow off to reset my sleep schedule.
Wait, when is this vitality like show match for League or like I have to play TFT in League
with the fucking League team man, I can't.
Not that I'm not looking forward to it, but Loki, I mean, wait, what?
Alright, anyways, who's talking to who again?
Not me!
Alright, G.D.
Alright, D.F.D.
Are you stringin' now?
No.
Are you stringing it now?
Hello?
That's it.
Jogat.
Hello?
Can these guys pop?
Oh, I'm not trying to give you any advice, but I would strongly recommend you just say
hello.
Hello?
I would strongly recommend you just sit out of the Knicks Hawks game.
That game is a legit Queensland.
No gap.
Like don't get me wrong, you can win by betting on a side, but it's not even worth it, like
if you hit, it's not like you did anything, it's just like you just fucking won the blank
look that shit is legit 50-50
bro this queue time
can you guys queue up someone queue up it's night
I played the color game.
I mean, I played and then I get harassed when I do the difficult one.
But it's actually hard.
Blue is purple something.
Yo, yo, yo!
I didn't have time man. I'm not stupid man.
I actually know that color. Like it's actually like a color
yellowish, whitish pastel.
I mean that's pretty good.
Tomorrow's the last of my words.
Oh like green, dark moss, something.
Fuck! I mean, it's not even that bad, man.
I mean, isn't this actually pretty solid?
I mean, thank you. Yes, it is pretty solid.
You just don't have time!
I
Was that pretty good if I want to play this one, but I just end the game with the owner Gary
I'm not playing that
I'm pretty sure it's fine because I can just end the game with Leona carry.
Or Leona tank.
I mean the huge action tank is fought.
And also, I don't know if...
Replication makeshift armor.
Replication bow is really good. Replication belt is really good.
But I remind you, useless traits are fucking useless. Replication bow or belt.
I cannot. I cannot.
I mean Rod's also okay.
I mean Declog's also good, but it'll be Clog Clog and then I have another Clog, which is not that good.
Uh, I'll probably...
I mean this has to cast one to unscrew.
I don't have a BS sword and then if I get, I mean it's not my first shirt, because if
I get a rod, rod, it's one rod for the bow and then it's one rod for the something else.
Is this actually going to cast when an Arbiter stands fit- Oh, wait, every time she ults,
you gain 48 health?
Isn't that insane?
Every turn I'm just guaranteed 48. Hell wait that actually is fucking insane. What the fuck?
And maybe this makes it so I can cast twice
I mean I I mean surely this is gonna cast twice right
It's definitely broken up to reroll Leona really I think I will just be going Leona too when I'm out
And then Rod is a half ginsu half like another item
And then I want to say the tear for redemption and then I need a redemption guard oil ginsu plus another rod item
Make sure that you cast once we're trying to be 20
You motherfucker you motherfucker minus 48 GG GG minus 48, but I'm gonna make it 20 like who cares
If I natural a bunch of Teemo's or Leona's I'll re-roll, but...
When I'm playing, I'm just playing, I'm just playing a, I'm just playing a block.
It's good.
It's a, it's the only one that's actually tanky as fuck.
And it's like, I don't have spreading roots, and it's a line to play.
It didn't cast a gate.
Alright, I'm playing something else.
I'm playing something else.
Never mind.
Never mind. He has Challenger Nova.
I mean, it's not too late. I can still get Sass, so that should not be too late.
With 48 HP, it's not better than getting two fucking rolls and losing golds because it's a fucking dumbass Mace 6.
Wait, maybe I reroll Timo plus the dude.
The Gumblings are pretty useless and I don't have what's called...
First message.
Why not echo for a chancellor of luck?
Oh!
Because it's not likely.
GG GG
GG but also like not only that like not only is it not likely it doesn't matter if it's like that's not the point
I mean I need a bow where I'm no bow. I'm out
Yeah, I'm taking like just think about the expected value. I don't understand you're taking a fucking glove here for a
a one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven a one and twelve to find the
Leblanc and even if it rolls out one and twelve it's not even better let's let's say it's
a that that Leblanc comes with a glove is that even good no it's it's it's no
I mean I kinda just want this Leona, right?
I kinda want Leona to go into stage 4.
Yeah, I get his base.
Oh nice, cast a once.
That should be it.
It's here about now.
It doesn't matter.
Her reduction is too good, I think.
I mean, if I get a chain, I'll make it.
I mean, it doesn't matter.
I think this is better.
But...
And honestly, if I get belt chain, I'm probably going to make...
Nah, probably a production chain.
So far.
But the way...
Is this win?
My front line is a little one-nothin'
Here, stream
And run
Wrap it on
Wrap it on, oh, chain, dear
I can give it a little bit more as well how much is it now 36 oh that's pretty good
I mean it's rabbitons for sure but honestly it's probably I mean it's probably not gargoyle
because I'm gonna be putting... I mean, Gargoyle's kinda good. No, no, no, I'm down for a redemption.
Gargoyle's kinda good. No, I'm down for a redemption. I'm down for a redemption. No, no, no, no, it's...
I mean, Gargoyle's way better right now, though, but I'm playing 4K for sure.
This is a 4-1 all in in GED.
Break that
That door is bench
Warlord's honor
And just give a little bit more damage to my entire board. I mean I kind of do need some combat. No, again. I
Mean it's not uplink and I don't really want bench. I mean benches trash and one of the time is also trash
Makes it will do trash and one
Five I don't even know what I'm looking for. What does it mean a pile of champions is that good?
I got Malkai Gwent Victor.
Eh?
Victor, Braggis.
Alright, am I bottom out of DXV? Is there someone open?
Eh.
Yeah, yeah.
I think it's too much stronger. I must.
I think I might be able to actually get the cat's voice, oh that's pretty good, I see
one, I mean it's probably going to be some part of the game.
So the Arbiter is uh, when an Arbiter spends 50, wait, if I drop, if I drop Arbiter, does
it, does it keep the HP 13A?
Oh no, no, it definitely does not.
I think the stupid ass duo has actually ulted twice already.
This is a Leona 1. I'm sure they'll find a Leona 2 eventually, right?
I have to click right. I have a piece to go, uh...
Oh! Okay! I mean, I click right and Annie gives me the Sumpfire Cape.
Okay, oh great, something really stupid asshole, man.
Challenger Nova Vanguard, bro, fuck you.
Great.
Alright, Leona 2, Leona 2, come on, come on.
Just give me Leona 2.
Leona 2.
Mortarizer?
Oh, that's really good as well.
Let's take Leona 2.
Let's look at the HP on by Leona 1.
This shit is already tankier than Nunu 3.
Oh, the Arbiter is, when an Arbiter spends 50 mana, I gain 36 permanent health.
And it's going to have Redemption Sompire plus 1, and then it's also going to have Asher
30 health.
I mean, the unit is legit going to be unkillable.
delusional
What the it's just what to the what yo
What the fuck what is this pathing I
And then this Zoe is also gonna be a tank because she's just spamming cast right now look at the Zoe HP see
I mean maybe I just hit Zoe 3 who knows
There's so many no-word players, what the fuck?
I mean, this is just gonna be...
Oh, great, send me a charge.
This is just gonna be a 4...
Yeah, it's just a 4-2 all in.
Hold on, let me try.
I just 4-2 fucking send it.
Oh, great.
No, I have to fight this guy this turn man. I can't
Fiora Nova GS
I mean it's not like it matters just just look at my Leo and HV does this look normal
Who's killing the Zoe please tell me or not Zoe who's killing this view of it, please tell me
That's a Leona one.
Just wait.
Leona 2GD.
I mean my board is not even that bad.
I mean, my board is not even that bad.
I mean, this guy is rolling for...
36.
BF sword, Jesus.
I can go double redemption. I can go adaptive. If I go adaptive and I play around belt BF,
what about my anti-MR? What about my anti-MR? If I go belt BF and I play around tiered clove
for anti-MR I moved to Storak to some piece of shade I mean I might as well wait
because I might actually survive this here
but I need I need I need Void Staff or or or Spark for sure but I think I prefer
Void Staff but I can't really kill this
I can't really kill the, uh, oh man, I'm going to dash the dick, and that's what we ought to want, man.
I'm probably going to have to use all of these 4-1 spring rules, but it's not going to work out, man.
Alright.
You have my bow for a task feed and just finishes the voice staff.
Group hug, 10 armor, MR on the unit bed, Bronze or Mace is my command, whatever.
void staff and then might just go in I mean I'm kind of down to green declaw then
I still don't have Yona too
Okay, I mean surely I'm carrying how many rolls am I off of the thing I
Mean I'll just I'll just put this over here for now. Like I'm putting knives on here
But I'll move back a moment I hit the dude though
The moment I hit the owner do I'm out
oh great the fucking 300 charge cash out and now a mate man I can't I can actually
beat this out of the other two I mean I can't for sure actually maybe not I just
look at the setup it's looking fucking disgusting
I think it's only 3, actually a huge upgrade.
Allowing 2 will be only 2, more guys are 2, I mean it's not a big deal.
And I'm about to strike here, I have to click right.
I'm blessing a speech for the game.
But then now my items with this rod, I'm not trying to go completely on this, I'm like...
Okay, nice. I'm back. I'm actually back. And now I'm done rolling.
And then I just put this over here.
All right, this needs like a man item.
All right, am I just making strats for now?
Probably.
And I just go for like D-claw and I move the Sunfire over here, D-claw, and then D-claw
Alright, T-claw, I could move Sunfire.
This unit also wants to get out.
If I fight this, that's an 100-0.
Unless they wrap left somehow.
My Nunu- Oh god, this matchup is actually bad now, because my Nunu, I- oh god.
My Nunu is in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Oh! Oh!
in now in one life in now in one life
let's make them new C claw plus
what is this 1100 health and that's fucking useless I just need resistance 8% max health
I mean this is for sure I'm putting this on this for sure and then I'm putting
Decal on this for sure and I'm putting some Firestar, I mean Belt chain, I'm not for a chain item and we're robbing on.
This will bomb 3.
Come on, go E3.
What if I do 2 comment there?
Alright, nice.
What is this magic caster?
What does this do on casters?
For every 50 mana spent, the role is that it's fucking useless.
Okay.
I'm actually strong as fuck.
I wouldn't be mind blown if I lose a round.
My board is fucking nasty now.
Right?
Right that's still
I mean it's probably not as good though I think
Then you can just hit my entire board right here
I
Uh...
Now that I thought of doing it, I'm just breathing. It's fucking ass.
I don't have a single man on you what
How does this unit do way more damage than what they're called?
I probably want a bad item on this though.
How did my entire board just get fucked in one shot?
How?
I mean, I think we all know how, actually.
I think we all know how.
What are these spreading roots?
I mean actually it's only Chandra plus one and then Anima, you can have a cash out with
no.
So I actually don't know how.
I'm going for a fucking stupid ass Karma 2, hog chain.
I can fight Aesol 3.
Bro, just not the ESO3, please!
Is this the ESO3?
Nope.
It's the E to Cura.
Alright, nice.
Okay, okay, I mean, I'm not just dodging one more time man
And then it's
I literally think she's, I mean, I don't know how to check the thing, 6.5 and that's pretty good
I think that's actually better because I'd rather have this on the side because I want to I want to let CC this this corner like fucking as soon as the fight starts
oh my god that was a close one
i just dodged the ace all guy like is this a rigid beat i just dodged the ace all
But my board beat Vex 2, Nunu 2, Graves 2, Fiora 2.
But my board is actually good.
It's just, uh...
Oh, that's the next one?
No.
Oh, you upgraded- wait, really?
I'm pretty sure he had best 2 last time I played against him.
He upgraded after- okay, yeah, I should've just-
You know, I actually would have won this lobby if it's not just fucking playing the intercash
and I would have been doing the A-Soul for the week.
My board actually went in.
I'm in third place.
I mean, I'm not in a spot to deny.
I have to play my own game, I have to upgrade my shit.
Like what, I'm supposed to just go out of my way at fucking one life?
Oh yeah, don't worry, I'm safe, I'm safe.
Let's, let's hold the A-Files, I'm going eighth anyway, like for a fuck off, man.
But you can only play defense from a head.
If you're playing defense from behind, you're just, you're just fucking yourself.
What determines the placement of each of the types?
How about starting with more HP?
Oh, my goodness.
I think it's fine on Aesol because it's a specialist, but on Caster's unless it's like
double mana, or like a conduit with mana, or if you don't have anti-heal, like, throw it.
That shit does not do any- like, grab it on to Voidstaff and Zoe with that fucking- it doesn't do anything.
Okay.
Alright.
Spreading roots, please.
like to the guy that's saying that that it was vexed you and you just can't
comprehend how a board can beat vexed you it's almost as if like the augments and like the
setups matter like my setup is fucking disgusting like yes Leblanc is a cheaper unit than than vex
But my frontline is is legit disgusting that like even if Vex does more VPS
If your tank is tankier
It doesn't matter if your DPS does more VPS you know I mean
A unit does 500 damage per second versus the unit does a thousand damage per second
But if the frontline can like sustain it extra like like three times the amount of their frontline whose DPS is going to win
like, oh, yeah, like, what happens when the unit with more DPS
doesn't have uptime?
Oh, for...
Do you even see us, buddy?
Yes?
I'm dark.
It's like the only, the only reason I will, like, I'm, I'm actually gonna, like, try
today and it's not playing for fun is because there's genuinely like this always happens
every single time I'm just sitting there jerking off playing the dog I'm just sitting there trying
to throw my spot trying to go fast nine and then these these shit players are just giving me their
fucking emerald takes oh my god there's a reason you're emerald buddy
So I'm actually gonna climb so that when when these shitters fucking start start backseating
I
I can just fucking just end them
This streamer so me
No
No, I'm always good
I'm looking good.
What rank can we talk?
The fact that you even ask that question just means that you're low rank.
Because the thing is, if you were actually high rank, you would realize that the questions
that are being fucking asked are just legit trash.
If I load it and I play Cho'Gath, there's no misplay.
The only misplay is that I need to play something that's not fucking Cho'Gath.
There's no question.
The comp is assed.
Wow.
If you win this item and said no, it doesn't matter what item you win, the item is fucking,
or the, the cop is just trash.
The only question that can be asked is why the fuck are you playing Cho'Gath?
And the thing is, if you're paying attention, who the fuck is sitting here locking in the
fucking 20 out of 20 meta fucking broken shit at zero LP?
Not me.
Like bro, if you're zero LP, you're zero LP.
It doesn't fucking matter what you play, man.
I cannot.
I offer many paths to tranquility.
I already echo.
Tomorrow's the last of my words.
I'm tired.
No weep.
So gloves only
Surveys no theona t-mode primordian arbiter
space probe
meeple
Rastion
anima
Rogue. Dark Star. Brawler.
Chick-fil-A today? Sorry for my Emerald question!
Boat Run, Blood Float.
I
Gain as though he like be on it to you
Are people open?
I mean, it actually gives me a line.
AFK, I got a component, full run to your cloak glove.
I don't believe I'll be taking the key game.
Okay, I need to kill units though. Also, I need to level for this Twisted Fate, but I can't.
I don't know how to play strong this.
your club
and i was going straight to nine
what are the odds of getting leona
18% chance
I mean, it's sweet, I totally am, alright, cool.
Zoey, Meepsy, Bastion, Uhhhh, Tier-Qoak Play-Around Glove, QSS Play-Around Tier-Around
tier to your code player on the road
I'm pretty sure it just it's just the odds of you getting one it's just 18% on
every single one in the moment you hit one you can't hit another one
I don't even know if I beat this guy
it's uh... so like if I kill all four the chances of me not getting it is 0.78 to the four
So the chance of me, if I kill all four, the odds of not getting the Leona on each one, oh no, it's 18, so it's 8-2.
8-2, so it's 4.
The chance of not getting the Leona after killing four is 45.212%.
So I'm favorite to hit a Leona here.
Alright, thank you.
I mean, I would be fucking just sitting here yapping about bad feet if I didn't hit Leona there because I didn't hit one of the previous ones.
I only killed three last time, but I know I was still in the kitchen.
Oh, for good reason.
He's right.
What?
Are you sure it's multiplicative?
I mean, it's... wait, what? Does it not matter? I mean, it's just... it's in the math, it's just...
Okay, listen. If... if you can't get more than one Leona, it doesn't matter because all you have to do is calculate the odds of not hitting those.
Yes?
Isn't it just 0.18 times 4?
I mean, all I know is, all I know is, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's
I mean all I know is all I know is it just just think about it like intuitively
I mean I feel like the entire lot is going to be, I have no, no, okay, just, just think
about it dude, like ready, what is, okay, if, hold on, I need to figure out what the f**k
I'm pointing at.
Alright, think about it this way, if the Arbiter is, when an enemy dies you have an 18% chance
to gain a Leona.
Yes?
What are the odds you don't hit the Leona?
82% if there's four that die the odds of you not hitting the Leona is just point E2 to the fourth
I don't even know how
I don't know how you could like argue for any other math. I I genuinely don't know how you can argue for any of that
It's so straightforward. I
Think I think if this math is not straightforward
You are a bad teacher. You are correct. If an elementary schooler doesn't know this math, I would just be sitting there just playing this shit out of them.
It just, I can't. I cannot. It's just, I'm not gonna sit here and fucking, and just walk you through this fucking basic elementary math.
Like, how can there even be discussion on this shit? It's just 0.82 to the fourth. That's it. It's that simple.
simple you calculate it doesn't matter if you can't get more than one we want to
be you just calculate the opposite side point you to the fourth gg I don't get it
Where is the additive vocal unit? Who the fuck can't hear this?
Holy smokes!
I mean if I play more vanguards I can just get more AB.
Okay, well I don't have the owner 3, what's the plan?
Like what? Wait, what level of math is this by the way?
What do you think? Like is this just like probabilities?
Like when do you learn probabilities actually? I don't even know.
Like what is the math called?
I don't know.
Uh...
I mean it's not statistics because I feel like statistics, that's just like a fundamental
thing, it's just something you need to know going into statistics.
But I feel like you learned this shit way earlier.
I think.
Folding Niko.
Is that good?
There's another reality inside all of us.
Maybe not.
I'll just vanguard some frontline for now 16th to level vanguard ginsu gsjg holy shit
my items GG GG if I had a
class week like balloon I'd rather drop
out who's balloon
Milk equals Balloon.
Cognitive Overload Heavy is the Crown's Sphere Redemption Ascension on Vanguard and I deploy
six man lords I'm in I'm in oh man but now I want to play this plus and I also
need this
kind of lock is this bro that's crazy what what what do you see here what do
see here ah three fucking items for the block okay what do you see here three
items for the block I need to fight someone fucking weak oh great man I got
won the game. I don't get it. Not great. Fighting Yi with Nova and he has a Nova. And he just
got the spat-tash out and he has a Kindred. Wow. Nice one man. Nice one man. Okay. Wait
I killed like one, I think I killed, wait.
How did I get a Leona when I didn't even kill a unit?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Do the math, I mean, I don't get it.
I mean, that was enemy dying.
When an enemy dies, you have an 18% chance
to get a Leona.
Oh I killed one. I did? I thought I got 6-0. Oh I killed one? Oh. I don't have a single
frontline but I think I am playing six six six whatever the fuck and I just
don't play Zoe for six Vanguard
I'm pretty sure I can also just go Golden Weakle on, but I'm not even, how am I, I'm
Okay, I mean how the fuck am I getting a, uh,
Cosmic Research Sniper Marauder Dark Star?
Am I actually getting he has a Vex on set great. I mean I don't think I'm beating anyone so
I mean I'm for sure not I mean this is a 4-2 all-in and then I mean we know what it is
where I mean it's just a fucking scam you hit your head GG you don't hit you don't
it. This guy has a space for vermin. How? I'm actually just sending on his ass and I'm
still gonna pick you over. I don't know about that one, honestly.
You think I can I can cheat around?
I sure hope so.
That would be ideal and that I have I have perfect interval but I mean I'm probably still
going to for do it but that would be ideal.
Vex.
If you've got roads, 5 fares...
Can I fight someone a week?
Is this a week?
I mean, Risky moves level 720.
There's no way he's weak.
He's not weak.
He's great, man.
What's up, Soju?
Hello.
Aw, great.
Sup soju, hello!
Aw, great.
Aw, great. Rissy Booz is all in this turn, GG. Okay.
I mean, I have to talk one more. There's no way I'm rolling.
Aurora? Amici?
I mean, I might as well just play this for a while, return.
And I just don't play Zoe this game after I hit the Blank 2 or Rebex, but if I hit the
Blank 2 then I have to play, I mean honestly I don't even play the Blank or Rebex anyway,
the Blank 2, and then that way I can actually go for the base tower.
Robin, thank you for the great, Robin, I was gonna stream until you go live today, but
then I got too tired.
What's happening? What's happening? Go and like tomorrow.
GG.
GG. I'm fucked.
GG.
I-
GG.
I just don't- I'm just not building anti- whatever the fuck- as well.
I fucking cannot.
He did yeah, I don't need hearing more I have no anti-heal no anti-mr
Okay
Okay, no 41 and my I mean I'm actually fine except not really big grab bag
try back to the Pandora's items booster okay I'm not even getting just
I mean, it is what it is.
Oh, I found the Vec, that's pretty good.
That's not what I'm talking about, honestly.
Nathus is whatever the fuck this is.
I need a medic, is this 6 vanguard?
I just don't play karma, cause I go vanguard on this.
I mean let me roll until I get there.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
All right, I mean I have the ability, I think I have the ability to say support silence.
Okay.
Motherfucker.
This is our world first.
From this Riven 3 man, I'm in low key I could also just go Riven.
I could have just helped, no there's no impenetrable Riven, what the fuck am I saying, there's no impenetrable.
Wait, I saw impenetrable Riven in Nami's.
That Ziya Riven, I mean there's no impenetrable Riven.
What happened?
Oh yeah, that's your Ziya. Everyone hold Ziya.
Everyone holds higher
Everyone
And
I'm not going nine. I fuck that. I mean I'm just I am in a goal. I mean I'm just sending it
I have no anti-MR. I have no anti-MR. I have no anti-heal and I have no combat
on me because I took booster packs to just go for the 3-star offdomin. It is what it is, man.
What are people thinking?
Actually, I have two sort of vets, actually.
I
But I took
About 20 HP like is it even good
Riven bear
I can't, I can't.
I found three after finding one.
I might be dead next turn actually.
I am dead next turn.
I don't get it.
Bro, I miss music, whatever the fuck, six man.
I didn't see another one in all that gold.
Oh my god.
I mean, if I die, I die, it is what it is.
I'm gonna die, here's what we're doing.
Overgreepers.
I can't.
I mean, if I did that one shop didn't give me a Leblanc, I like there's no way it's not
plus EV descended for Leblanc.
Every forecast out of the pool, there's zero Leblancs.
There's zero Leblancs gone.
I have golden Nico on bench and I have four Leblancs and 80 gold.
Like you cannot tell me that's not plus EV.
Like, I mean, if I didn't see a Leblanc in that shop, then I would have just Nico Vex
level to nine man. I don't got it. I'm 100 LP below Emily Wayne.
Listen, that's not even true after an eight by the way. If listen,
if you're sitting there harassing me why don't why don't you replace me with Emily if
if if I'm if my true LP is 1k LP lower than Emily's please tell me hello that's up to go
lower LP than Keon I can't
God.
I feel it.
Oh, boy.
4, 4 LeBlanc, 80 gold, 0 LeBlancs out of the pool.
Like am I not favored to hit LeBlanc 3 there with gold and equal invention?
I feel like it's actually pretty likely.
There's like infinite Rivens, infinite Nunu, infinite WTF out of the pool and I only see
that shit
What's the golden ego nice one nice let's try let's run the big beat
Right big big big
I
Already Soraka
Please use indoor voice today when I'm that all right
Target locked off
One two three four five
One two three four five six seven
The medallion, TF, odd TF. No, let's finish this quickly.
Where is it, where is it? This?
one tier three thousand one jacks I don't think so buddy I don't think so buddy
like my board I've nothing to play hopefully I get something good or I'm
Scrooge. Patient study, solo plate trait sector. Ezreal. No Ezreal.
No Ezreal.
Also you only get 4 gold on the first round so I'm only getting 4 plus 2, so I'm at 26-28.
Oh man, maybe you can get 5 gold if you do that.
Alright.
Ezreal.
How does it not feel like his fucking ass?
That shit feels so bad to play.
you can't hold anything and then the thing is you just break even and I'm
I don't even know what I'm playing I mean I'm just open and then I'm just gonna pray
I hit something if I can't go fast I'm just gonna FF but I mean on 3-2 surely there's
like a line to play even so you can't screw this one up bro so you know the
spot's not good and you like a pro I need something to play I am nothing to
play I mean it's good if I get if I if I hit something but what if I don't hit
something wait I'm pretty sure it's insane anima 3 1 GG oh yeah but what if
What if I get opened on I don't know the last time I actually cashed out this animon 3-1. I just get fucking opened on
But they've legit just sit there and play zero, okay
I'm gonna leave that group to this guy, that's pretty good, right?
Look at this guy, you think this guy is going to play a single fucking unit on his board
for the next decade?
I mean, I should have hoped so, but he has tre- Honestly, fuck it!
The fact that he opened, I'm getting pissed.
I'm just gonna see what comp he plays and I'm just gonna contest the fuck.
Treasure Hunt.
experience his teammate.
We just take him out, fuck it.
I figure out what he's playing and then I'm just gonna fucking 3-5 send him.
In fact it's probably like a 3-3 send.
Because I have a lot of patience.
Don't know about that. Am I just committing to the fast line?
I like Rod more anyway. Maybe more people will get 1, 2, 3.
Early learnings lists.
Orpharming, what do you mean orpharm?
Where's the unit?
What unit is this?
I'm going to pretend I'm holding the anima but I'm just going to uh, let's try buddy.
I'm not fucking stupid.
Oh, God.
Oh, it's Bork.
Great.
I mean, it doesn't matter. The animal doesn't do anything if you win.
If you win, you can't cash out 300.
But yeah, bro, is this is like a brah
It's like a bright games is not competent. Yes, but the thing is if I win here and then I put enema on 3 1
You think you're catching out of 300? No, no, you're not man
for what?
rage bait
why do you call everything rage bait cuz it's rage bait
I didn't fight him did he sell yes fucking loser and now we both lost hold man fuck you
Okay, I mean if he if he rolls for anima, I'm just gonna open up a little fuck, but if he doesn't roll for anima
I'm gonna play my board. My board's not even that bad.
I mean, he touched it on me.
Diana, and I'm off to a forfer.
Alright, hopefully I get some uh, some re-rollouts.
Or not re-rollouts.
Hopefully I get.
get. Cosmic Restart? I don't even know, man. I don't get it. Can I get, can I get
spreading roots or Cosmic Restart or something? Slammin' I just commit to nine.
Oh
GD Gigi hop back GD GD what I get brawler arbiter
And I'm not the report or a brawler as well this is ass when I get something good challenger anima
Yeah, I don't have cash on the Panama, I mean the challenge is actually fine though, I key
boyager challenger okay I'm that works for me
and I already have pipe.
Oh nice.
It's not even a loss.
But no this is good.
Wait my slots insane.
Wait I'm back.
I actually have something to play.
GG.
I remember what was straight to nine.
I didn't see anything.
I'm almost straight tonight. I didn't see it's over, man
Could have couldn't have this but with 24 or 22 who?
I mean, I'm probably just playing Pyke plus, uh, Rod Chain, don't fucking do this.
Oh, sorry, save this image, great.
I'm just playing Rod Chain plus Pyke, Rod Chain.
Am I playing 5 Nova?
Boyager, Challenger, Kindred Duo, Five Nova, No.
I mean, maybe I should just after getting that. I mean, that's boring at this point.
I mean, I'm down to just open up a Forged Challenger.
And then that way I don't have to play the stupid ass Kindred.
But I can also just play like Kindred, Challenger Yi and just play like Pyke plus, and then I just
I'm just going to use this child as the evil python and it's actually good, no deep.
Bro, soju is a beast!
Oh, what?
I'm just going to have to do the entire stage, I could have actually
I actually caught out a...
gift challenger...
What am I carrying backline?
Am I just committed to a fast line for a Vex?
You can't go wrong with belt.
Should I have a forged challenger?
How rich am I? Can I go fast line?
I... I can't.
I'm just cashing out a 300.
I mean, I'm not supposed to open it.
I'm just great.
I have, like, a 130.
Oh, actually, yes, it's not too more.
I'm just gonna switch to your and I can click Soraka, wait did I click Soraka on this one?
I don't have one bad side to look at.
Galio Paired.
Like Karma, Morgana...
I'll play Rammus maybe.
Morgana Paired.
Challenger plus...
I want to end 9 for sure though
Honestly, I mean each rocks to it. I'm done rolling no cap or Gallio to
Okay, G2, Vex.
I'm pretty sure I need to keep rolling for sure though.
My board looks like a fucking joke.
Oh, Rod.
So, so.
And nothing.
Alright, how close do I have to die?
I'm gonna kill and nothing. Alright, how close am I to die?
Pipe to Galio, Magana paired.
I mean, I mean, you can still go Magana paired, Pipe, Pipe 2.
Or no. Crew pug, exclusive, whatever the fuck.
I mean, crew pug is actually pretty good, I mean.
Alright, am I 9?
I mean, it looks like I'm low, but I can just play Fiora and my board is not even bad.
Uh, Kraken, Group Hug, Kinsu, Jin, Morgana, 60th level, Renova, Kendrick.
Should I just open up a Forged Challenger?
No, because I made a fucking Kraken Slayer, man.
Fuck.
I mean, this is a good beat.
I think this guy right before he sends it.
I mean, Kinder 2 with Gensu Krakens is actually good.
And then I don't have to play Vex.
And I can just play like,
Invented Frontline with like three warriors in GD.
All right, 40.
Forge Krakens 2, honestly.
honestly no no no no I mean I have a group hug with uh 56 the level I mean
I'm just leveling that's right I mean I hope I win this round if I don't win
this round GG I'm close also I probably need to hold a bell bet because I'm
I'm pretty sure I'm playing Belved plus uh, plus uh, I wanna, I wanna get Fiora in, ADCD.
I just grew up like this, this is legit fucking nasty, no care.
And I just don't play best of games, I, I just run over.
24.
Wait, I just realized, isn't there a 3 under charge catch up in the pool, in the lobby?
Yes! GG! GG! I can't...
I mean, I have to take Soraka, for I believe I'm 8-5. 8-5.
I know whatever, Volga, whatever.
Soraka, and I just go... Anunu, Asona, Graves. Anunu, Bro, dude, fuck you, man.
Alright, and, oh man, I need to hold that actually, I'm pretty sure I don't need to play that.
I think with this group hug, 4 challenger, Fiora, Yi, group hug, level 9, former router,
3 voyager, these guys are about to get run-by-fucked down. Unkillable. Jiiiieee.
And fuck you. I probably should have liked that.
this craze to meet me to shen to bell bet I mean it's only good if I hit lots of
phone though why don't I pop this one great I'm fighting the cash out
And, bye bye buddy!
What's this?
He got ran the fuck down!
Group hugs!
Spreading brutes!
GG everybody!
I was going to eat, and guess what?
I hit spreading brutes, so I just get a line to play for free!
GG!
Thank you Riot!
Or I was probably 8 and then now I can hit gallio 2
Also did I miss kindred?
Did I not hold any kindreds I just realized I don't even have kindred paired I mean I got weaker for sure I
Don't even have kindred pair
GG
GG, I moved items GG.
But Vess is not going to be able to fucking spike.
GG.
Kraken, whatever the fuck.
Dallio paired.
A Belved.
A buddy in your...
Vex 2 plus...
...more.
Well, Petrox?
I don't have Petrox.
Wait, I didn't hold Shen?
I mean it's just Shen over over something and I can also just drop drop and then I sold it and now I'm in
I mean I don't really want to roll, I'm actually healing, alright I mean maybe I can level
for Shen. Reads two. Wait, what? Shen will reply. I mean, it's a third out of me. I think
I got one. It just walked up in one shot. I mean, I need a third out of my E, man. What
the fuck happened? What the fuck happened? My board died instantly. I mean this former
router is useless man. Like I can play Shen plus a legendary and then not heal through
fiora but I mean now I like I could I could play like Shen plus Vex over
fiora plus uh plus velvet okay how did my I think I just have to do this and not
read the fucking HP on this. See what happened was... okay. Because what happened was that
my Yi just died instantly, man. What the fuck was that? I'm fighting Victor 3. Is my Yi
dead instantly? I sure hope not. I do have two pugs. It's dead! It's dead!
I went 8th.
Wait, how am I supposed to change my board though?
I don't get it.
Like, how am I supposed to change my board?
I don't get it.
Like, I just don't play fewer bell vets for Shen plus Vets, but then the problem with
that? Oh wait, I don't play Kindred and then I don't build Kraken and then I just go...
I mean, surely I play Fjord to try to fucking heal an extra life.
I don't get it. Group hug into fucking into Victor, I can't.
I don't get it.
I mean it.
You see you in despair is kind of making me horny roll, set set to go like that.
What?
and
It's just so OP like you just if you just have it and you're not contested you're just guarantee top four
In fact you're probably guaranteed top three
Is there an Arbiter
What is it there's echo is there an arbiter no I need to hold that and I need to hold that
I'm tired
And I'll just open. Oh nice. I'm back. I'm actually back. Holy shit. GD. GD, everybody. GD.
I just have to survive until the boom, and I get Varus and GD.
Like, this is actually fine. But if I didn't have this Milio, isn't my spot actual ass?
Probably, but now that I have the milieu my spot can't even be bad
Yes, you're lucky noob
Is this shit still good? Hold on you have you get
You get 20 like let's say I'm level 8 I get 2 times 8 16 plus 10 26
26 armor, MR, hold, board, and then I have Barris- Wait, this shit actually has to be broken on Barris.
Alright, well, this is another one out then.
early learnings Timo to Leona to Timo no scout no pivot GFs fucking loser
move the roller
saving the count primordian vision of threes challenger
road plus one
big bang and
Not sure yet, but we're just freaking all right, so I'm guaranteed fun loss
And unless this guy decides to open
this has to die before it gets the car and all nice he's probably not gonna open
them all right maybe I can just cash out anima and just play something just went
out what do you play last game Spencer
never mind
question mark say it oh I don't need to say it you're about to get you're about
to get your fucking you're about to get white listen after dish soap invasion
moves qualifiers I know for sure people aren't gonna be scapegoating dish soap
and wasion is all I'm gonna say it's all I'm gonna say buddy you're about to get
fucking fisted by Fnixa. Pancheese. Sarah 20 out of 20 and I'm riveting. GG. GG.
Alright, what am I playing?
Bo-Cloak BF Sword.
I mean, I'm pretty sure you want to just play Van Lurks with Varus's spot guard training.
That's too much HP, man.
After three rounds, gain a 4-cost champion and a belt, but then I have to click Varus
on the next two.
Is there broken Echo ones?
Is the Divine Intervention the left one or the right one?
For Echo?
Which one is that one?
That's A-Soul.
Alright, I'll be taking this one then.
That's A-Soul?
Okay.
I mean that makes sense, it's Divine Intervention.
I get it that's echo that's echo if it gives me that's a fucking divide and
then I'm forced to take echo fuck you man no fuck you no no no wait wait is it
actually wait did you fuck me here wait no wait yes no no yes wait
I mean, I didn't go check, a little butted by, uh, Echo's divide intervention loot, you
You motherfucker! No, no, I got, I got God. No, no. I got God.
No, okay, so like the thing is, I, okay, so if I, by your training, I really want the Varus move, right?
For the HP. But the thing is, I, but the thing is, I kind of wanted the Echo one right now.
I didn't fight him right? I did fight him. Did he open? Hopefully not. Alright, nice.
He went on one round. Okay, um, but then, but then the thing is, I don't mind taking
the left one if it means that I have the opportunity, because the divided intervention
one is the one where if you're below 30 HP you just get a fucking, an orb. And, and
I kind of locked the orb. But the thing is, I mean, maybe, I mean, you know what? It's
could be maybe I just doesn't roll it who knows who knows Gigi Gigi Aurora Leona
Ezra maybe how rich am I I'm pretty sure I can also just play what's it called if
If I find a Briar, I think I will actually just level and roll.
Then I'm one jinx, one a laui.
I mean, surely it's not that expensive.
One jinx, one a laui.
And surely I'm not going to get an open on.
This time I open on the next one.
And that should be a fuck.
That's one round, man.
And...
Briar?
And...
Briar?
No Briar yet.
What is this?
Kindred.
Honestly?
I mean...
Is it...
Okay, honestly, bodyguard training on melees, it's not even bad, probably.
Okay.
Or am I just ditching this piece of shit?
Bro, this kindred unit is pissing the fuck off!
I don't even know my Arbiter though.
Okay, well I kind of need to see my Arbiter, but I'm pretty sure I can just win the game
with double combat with a good Arbiter and Leo and I'll...
No, the blog is trash, but it's not trash when you have bodyguard training like second
winged in some other bullshit, man.
They're not going to kill a unit.
And you just sit in the back like a fucking idiot and just keep attacking and it is...
No.
Steps to go.
If this Divine Intervention comes, no, no, no.
No.
Okay.
I mean, Rating and Gensuho, I just play Leblanc?
I believe that is allowed.
Except I don't even know my Arbiter, but I can also just play Sword of the Vex.
16th the level I came in 16th the level
If I have Radiant Gensu, I mean I don't know my Arbiter yet though.
I'm pretty sure Radiant Gensu will block though.
It's uh, I mean surely it's complete.
I mean it's not, oh no, surely it's complete with the body of our train.
He's right.
Did I win?
Oh shit.
Wait?
No.
GG. GG.
I mean, I'm not gonna just play towards that anyway. With bodyguard training, I mean...
Is there a challenger? I mean, I guess I don't care about challenger.
Plus, uh, what is this trash?
And what is this stat? And what is this trash?
And what is this? Mesa's Leona? And what is this? Pipe?
And what is this?
Can you try Kindred?
Radiant, Gensu, Gumbly, D.V.?
That's good.
And I just carry Kindred this game?
I mean, I do have two Kindreds.
Oh, I mean, you don't need challengers.
That was way too much.
Okay, how about this?
If my Arbiter is shit, I'll play Kindred.
Oh man, I lost.
Stop getting baited by him bro.
No no no, if this is the bite in prevention, this kindred will not be played.
Please stop the bite in prevention please.
Two five less champions, I'm gonna have to go first.
Honestly, Tomcatch, I'm out of Malkai and I sold my fucking...
Aw, great.
I didn't hit... I didn't hit anything.
Gigi.
Gigi?
I still don't know my orbiters.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, oh, oh.
Wait, I think... Wait, is that gonna get in a lousy?
No, I think I got an oar.
Or a lulu.
Oh, I got a smear, never mind.
Ah, whatever, fuck it.
Tier cloak, Kindred, Fiona, trash, trash, trash, make.
I still don't know my Arbiter, man!
Hello!
If I have Radiant Gensu Gumblade on the block, it's probably GS.
Let's see if I can get an APR with her.
That was not your watch.
Gumblade.
Radiant Gensu.
I don't even know why I'm looking at the stats, no matter what, I'm not playing the stupid
I'm asking this fucking man.
And Leblanc, and Leblanc builds items.
I have bodyguard training on vanguard.
It says it's Arc Enjoy.
So, for JG.
It's not JG, Arc Enjoy is JG.
I just want to use my move.
It doesn't matter if I go to the other side of the place.
Alright, I'm broke.
I think I can stack one more.
Okay, but honestly, if I stack one more and actually find here, I'm going to win the fuck
out.
Like, if I don't win out here, I will be mindful.
I still don't know my armament.
I'm using my remote over here.
Hey, I mean that doesn't really matter. I mean it's good for one turn. Maybe I've been honestly just stable to say like you
Then
Uh game the task lead when an enemy dies every four seconds
What?
Honestly gain armor at mr. Is that even that bad and you just go infinite?
Sunfire Rod, J.G. R.
No, no, no, just trust me.
I mean, obviously I'm going to try to play towards what's called...
I mean, Tinder's huge ass. It doesn't fucking matter.
This, this Kiddurid is complete trash. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Alright, 20. I mean, I have infinite money. I don't even know what I'm rolling for.
What does a lousy look like for either to put this pen earlier man?
Is there anything else?
Ah, probably not.
Karma.
What if I don't find a LeBlanc?
Karma
What if I don't find a little block
Okay, so we do
this is my board this is my board gg and I also don't have I don't have a
a fucking- chain, love chain. Love chain. It's dead. It's dead. This is my board. I
have one Leblanc.
I have one the block. No Mordekaiser.
Mordekaiser.
I have...
Gigi! Gigi! Gigi! Gigi!
I was a fuck over Zoe, but I mean Gigi. Gigi.
I have one!
I don't have anti-mars, is that okay, I mean no anti-mars is probably fine, I don't think
it's fine.
I just have to survive.
I don't have a single two-star.
I just have to survive.
I have one Nunu.
I have to survive until Varus and GG.
Wait, neonatory.
Wait, then X.
Wait.
Wait, GD! Wait, GD!
Wait, GD! GD! GD! Just like that, GD!
Except I probably still need to roll, because I kind of need like a lousy two and like...
Also, I should have sold the block, I should have moved it and then just...
What the fuck was this deal?
New pair, wait.
Everyone wait.
I mean if I die I die it is what it is yes yeah fuck it
Uh, don't play stuff
I'm sure I have a body or two to incomplete. I'm not that great
You
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
It's like on the roll down if I just have LeBlanc 2, Nunu 2, and Alawi 2 or like I don't
even need Nunu 2.
If I just have Alawi 2 and LeBlanc 2, don't I just win every fight?
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
No. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Well, I think I need more Chick-fil-A chicken strips.
is just too good man. Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A chicken strips.
How the, how the NBA games?
The Hawks will be... aw man I should have won on the Hawks man.
I set out cause of discipline. Badge. I can't.
Like guys, if I actually wanted to climb, when did I just win every game?
Alright, now watch this shit.
Nevermind, I was gonna go on stream mode and just hard force a fucking comp, and if they
want to contest it is what it is.
You guys know I'm a fucking Pivoter, man.
You know what's broken?
Bro.
You went bot 2 instead.
You know why spreading roots is broken on 2-1?
I think there's 10 reasons why it's more broken on 2-1 and not on 3-2.
I don't know what to do with it.
The righteous path begins with me.
Oh, God.
Worse than me.
When you have spreading roots on 2-1,
you have perfect info on how to play your stage 2,
you have perfect info on what items to make,
make. You have perfect info on whether you want to play for a forger. You have the most insane
fucking board for the entirety of stage two if you do want to win streak, assuming you hit your
emblems. You can lose streak into Reforged. You can lose streak with the econ ones. Your game
is guaranteed top four. The reason spreading roots is good on three two is because you have no game
plan and it gives you something to play. Like when you don't hit a good augment on two one,
That's when spreading roots is good on 3-2.
Because you can- oh, oh, geez.
I'm just gonna talk more, that's a lot.
But I- I mean, it's just- it's just-
Like, this- this timebreaker is like the-
It's the one out of like five bingo.
The next bingo is a good augment on 2-1.
And then the next bingo is like-
High-rolling, uh, like the god for- for- for your current spot.
And then the next part of the bingo is, I don't know.
Someone else not having anima or some bullshit.
Ah, fuck, something.
bingo bingo like I'll let you know whether this is a fucking bingo or not
like okay right now I have the B yes and then although you know if the eye is
here
and
And?
Expedition.
allow it. Victor drone uplink. Am I just playing Victor? What is the best item in Victor?
It's probably JG, right? I should have spoken to him.
That's Explorer Vita.
Three items... I guess I'll go three. I'll just go three items. Items Rage Inn.
It says it is Rage Inn's voice staff. No.
It's actually his voice staff. He can't have been 75 AP.
I can just voice out someone else.
I mean there's all those GS and JG.
Why is the JG down there?
I guess, oh I guess, oh I guess, if you have bronze for life.
I guess if you have bronze for life.
You get more, you get, no because I'm not, the GS's stats are insane.
I mean, is this real? Let me just go more simplified, let me just go more simplified.
Oh, so this is reading and wrapping on.
And then JG.
Reading and wrapping on, then JG, then ARC.
But reading and wrapping on, then GS.
Okay, it looks like it's reading and wrapping on.
Reading and wrapping on?
Why is it reading and wrapping on?
Okay.
Have you seen really no, I know decavus fucking broken
But I thought radio JG was broken
So there's just, okay, okay, let's just put the build on Victor and then it says it's
Radiant Rabadon, JG, Radiant Rabadon, JG, and I'll just walk away, alright.
Okay.
This game is, I mean, this is just, I don't even have to wait for the offense, it's just
bingo.
Oh, that's not even true actually, because if this were a Barris encounter, that's the
actual bingo.
Yes?
This is like a fake bingo.
This is just like, like three, like, I'm almost there, you know what I mean?
But if there were a Bears encounter, can you try RadiantDB Corky?
Bro, no, this is just Rage Man, this one.
Bro, fuck you, man.
Not at all, fuck you, fuck you.
Bro.
Wait, I can also go, uh, I mean, what if I can't get Ravirons? Then what?
Because I'm not gonna see you spam rods. I mean, I probably can't get Ravirons this game, honestly.
But it's another glove item. Just give me one second.
Let me see what the build is for raiding the Gingis.
If I have raiding JG, it says it's probably just going to come down, so you can go JG
you guard or you will. Expedition into, not sure. I'm sure this guy's not playing, he's
Hey
Bro do I have to open on his ass, but I kind of need I kind of need to pick it up
And I also wouldn't mind oh, I'm gonna be so poor if I
I have to open this is the worst.
I'm not even at bingo anymore.
I can't.
I don't care, I'm opening my guard to this play.
I mean, is this win actually?
Did I fight him?
No!
And now I'm just forced to open for the next decade, man!
GG!
I'm supposed to cash my expedition and win out with one life when there's a 500 charge
cash out I don't think so
Rod I mean if I have an extra glove I'm pretty sure I'm always just making fucking JJ
No, yeah, this is gonna be JJ guard breaker and then the tier can just go front line for a bit
I just know I'm ever going to fuck a broader on
Millio
All right
I just I checked it I checked it it's uh I checked the two builds it's a radio
rabbit on GS radio radio radio rabbit on GG plus whatever and then it's reading
I mean it still says it's really good I mean it's those animals I mean 3.74 isn't
pretty reasonable negative point for two delta
maybe I'm gonna fade this out of the playing unit
oh wait he got rid of anima
all right don't mind me then did he get rid of anima oh he's just full soul all
right nice holy shit he got scared off this guy's this guy's Victor he has a I
I mean he's probably pushing levels with victor too, but I mean he's gonna have victor and that's I mean I could also just play something else
Can I play mech on this? No, not I know I mean at least he's old so now now like you know what I mean
I mean if I get a victor on it, I'm just playing victor if I get econ maybe I can play mech
I just need Econ.
Corky!
Bro, I'm a fucking JJ, man!
A two star, one cost champion, one two, two, three cost champions, what makes me a one
chocolate roll?
Two, seven gold, one two star, so that's ten gold, one two cost twelve gold, two, three
cost sixteen, one-
Let me see
This guy's playing mech for sure though
Oh no, when you have expedition, you just need e-con
You can't just click triple-com and be like
I bet I'm hitting my more
The game doesn't work like that
I'm just sitting here with this amount of fucking
Like if you have expedition, unless you have like
A gold opener or like something like a look at the kale Eve. I mean I'm quick at items man
All right, I'm pretty sure I'm just Victor
I really I'm pretty sure this mech line is fucking trash, but the thing is this guy also has Victor
Where's this idiot?
But like surely he's pushing levels. I'm his IE slammed with I mean he's just pushing with three vectors
It's actually fine.
Like, this mech is just... I don't care. I'm not playing that shit. It's just fucking nice.
I mean this has played towards mech but I mean the thing is I do need to spike
earlier than later and I don't think I'm keeping the Victor 3. A 3 star wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait if this is Bagar I just instantly
win the game no joke. 38 bro I don't need I don't need that shit fuck it.
Nah fuck you fuck you GG. Also if it's like list I instantly win the game as well.
Oh man, I missed.
Like, like, Liss or Vhagar, this radiant Nashors?
No, no, no, just trust me, just trust me.
I'm Mech, I'm Mech.
And I can beat him.
I'm Mech, but I'm Mech, no.
I sold my Ezreal.
I didn't hit, what's it called?
I don't even want to report this.
There's another rod?
Guardbreaker GG plus a rod at him.
I don't have a gargoyle. I mean I'll find one eventually, it's fine. 24 and 24 plus 9, what is that?
Oh, I cash out this search. Gee, I got a bardo and a gravestone instead of I can't even read it, oh wait.
And then I could go arc with guard plus whatever.
Alright.
Vickda.
I could have just sold it.
Did he even cash out?
Dude.
Bro, he has to wait one to cash out.
Look at him.
Look at this guy.
He has to wait one to cash out, and then he took another item augment.
So what happens when I roll on neutrals and just hit both and he's just stuck with nothing?
Oh, he's fucked!
Wow, that's crazy!
Like, you actually have to cash out earlier, man.
And...
Like, I can hold Karma, I can hold...
I mean, bro, he clicked another...
Why would that open his head?
Bro, no, man.
Rage bait, rage bait.
Four free rolls.
One more free roll.
And I will be holding this, because I will be sending this motherfucker eight.
I remember he greaked me one time.
Fuck you, piece of shit.
I don't even know where I got.
No, this is the guy that fucking opened and then FF3-1 after he used 3-2 game and I went
7.
Fuck this guy man.
I'm losing the gold.
I don't care.
I don't get it.
Shen?
Great.
GG.
I didn't hit a titan's but alright this would look pretty stable to me I don't
have a tk though so is he not good oh yeah that's fine buddy thank you wait
He didn't even catch on expedition in time.
Bro, what?
Alright, this is just fucking great.
Is there another tank item other than Soraka?
What's the other one?
Thresh is good?
What?!
GG, I just threw the game.
GG.
I'm not forging man, it doesn't even forge into a fucking apotheotic or divine or whatever
the fuck
They fix it now does even if it does I don't care man bro fuck off if anything I'm a fortune archangel
you
Who I miss it
What I get
What are you yet?
Alright, and then now I just go...
But the, uh, since I've already had Archangel or whatever, uh, if I hit Soraka's miracle
and then move to the sub-fire and I'm more of a fucking insane couch.
At least 3 health, 2 star 4 cost.
The Kale encounter.
I'm kinda down for another rating.
High dates.
The money mac of the aura.
He's actually good at without no I mean my thoughts I've been not good
How much is it a level
60 and then next turn it's
If I win the round I have 49 plus 5 or plus 4
53
Plus 5
Wait, it's not plus 5. I win this plus 5. If I win the round I have 49 plus 5 plus 9. 49 plus 9, 48 plus 2
Wait am I? Am I fucking stupid?
I get 4 plus 5, right?
So that's 9, but it's 58 and I get 2.
Like I'm at 60, right?
I am pretty sure.
Okay, yeah.
I didn't want to lose.
I can actually farm the three lives and I farm the three lives and kill the two.
And I just realized, what if I get primate Shogun?
What if I get radiant Shogun?
I mean, honestly, it's fine. I'm sure they can find some of the whole radiant Shogun.
Right? Yup.
Oh
Wait, did the TF player just get like Gigabat beat in, or someone just hashed the TF3?
I mean, it's actually good if I hit Karma 2.
like if i hit common food is actually good
gin
is gin better than barred?
stars are dying
i mean it is what it is man
remove this
Like I know condo is fake, but it's condo is so fake that you just don't play it like it's this actually better
It's that fake
Yeah, but also Barclay's parking running.
And my radiant item is dead.
And my entire board is dead.
Okay, I'm actually strong now.
The problem is my TK is not upgraded and then it's just my right side is just dying instantly, man.
Like, the Mordekaiser is the thing, but it's not fake.
I mean, I'm actually strong. Radiant Shogun, how much is it from about 20 plus 25?
like look at look at my right side oh it walked I didn't walk like that
double radiant oh shit double radiant kindred and I have no I have a fucking
radiant children I killed the 14 that's pretty good and 2k2 here I think it's
next turn okay never mind I mean that's actually a huge upgrade
I'm just trying to heal to 1, I'm 14, like I feel like I'm guaranteed to last anyway.
But if I can heal a little bit, I could just...
Honestly, I'm never gonna get out of here, but I shouldn't even watch this.
You're just gonna do anything, cause I'm always with you here and then I go through and...
Alright, 16 HP, is that good?
Enough?
Probably.
Radiant Shoujin plus...
I can eventually move crown on here and I have a trio carry, but my frontline is just
This mech, it's too cool, man. FogChamp. FogChamp. I mean, I healed the 18. Fuck out of here. GG.
All right.
Bex2? Bex2? Radiant Gigi? I mean it doesn't have like any attack speed. Radiant Gargoyle, Radiant Gigi, but it has no attack speed.
That's good, right?
I think my whole board is dead.
Oh, good it.
Move on, okay, I can't.
Oh wait, yeah, I don't have, wait, I don't have Void Staff.
Or that other thing.
Wait, I don't have anti-MR, you're right!
I mean, I mean, that's fine, I mean, I just need to have to play Eroticator.
I mean, I just need to work all around with this and call it.
And...
And
This is all three
We're about to wait stop eating eating
GG GG
Where did you show John this unit? Is that good?
Doesn't this unit just get gigaminal off? I mean this unit is pretty good though.
He's right.
Alright.
Not even coming out of there.
That's way better than fucking the Mettys and Tireboards already.
What I get
I mean the show didn't have me still cast like I mean have you seen bar cast twice in 10 seconds. No, man
I mean still pretty good
Better than stupid ass karma as you did that
And
What I get
Great man
5.5 hours holy fuck 52 LP
I mean, this is the last fight, man.
I'm rolling for a stupid ass Jin.
Jinny!
I can't.
This Titan needs to proc before this goes off or I'm screwed.
this time I have a voice app, surely that means something right?
that
I
Was not even good it was radiant I got radiant shoulder man
I probably not supposed to make radio children because on the object it's that one in it did and I would be I
can't
I'm hungry
Alright, let me uh, let me bring my mouse with me. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go scavenge the kitchen
See you in the kitchen.
you
I found the I found the salad. I ordered a salad yesterday but I didn't see the water.
I got salad from Chick-a-Lay.
Tomorrow's the last of my wounds.
It has lettuce, tomatoes, chicken, some cheese.
And I think that's it actually, what the fuck?
No shit she didn't want to eat it?
Wait what?
What's wrong?
What?
Look out!
How the fuck did he accept Q if he was away?
The fuck?
Bro, I have a wireless mouse.
And you just bring it...
The wireless mouse...
To the kitchen.
Wait, I can actually play, uh...
Wait, am I just TF?
I have two jacks.
What is it?
Kale?
I mean, I also have Ezreal plus what's it called, but I have two Jax.
Bup-a-narr.
I can also just play Zyah and then not...
I mean, am I ever playing this on Goldover? No.
I'm just playing with one hand man. Alright, I'm Jax. I mean I'll just wait and see. I can just count and play anything. Or am I just committed?
I'm just playing Personatic Picket for sure, which I should have held the, I should have
That helped the, uh, what's it called?
Like, Whippersaw, I take it.
Uh, but that's okay.
I mean, it's Gold Overlord as well.
Atrox.
Twisted bait.
Uh, Caitlyn.
Oh, it's Serpent.
It's just broken.
It's fucking broken.
I think on Serpent though you might actually want to play 5 because you get less value
from playing, you get less value from like just going for a 3 star gun for no reason.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So maybe I just play towards 5 or no?
I mean probably.
I have 3 rolls on this stage.
move this round, I can not get him
uuuuuhhh, I don't know though
cause like, I would have to play some fucking dog
I mean, Nunu's not shit, and honestly Ziya's not shit either
he's right
Nunu? Ziya?
There's nothing to be five surfing, because it's five sermons actually given.
There's something, chart something.
What am I reading?
Okay, sorry.
I was thinking about my food.
I'm not going to lie.
40% bonus and 10% DR.
I mean, there's nothing for you.
Yeah, do I just play Korgi Milio?
Four fate weaver with Korgi Milio.
Is that actually good?
Yeah.
Yeah, do I just play Quirky Millio?
Four Fate Weaver?
With Quirky Millio?
Is that actually good?
Wait, is that actually a line?
Like I feel like I might still want to just play Gwen.
And then I just re-roll Gwen 2 or 3 and then this is my board.
ABCD
Because I'm pretty sure this is like I know this is only five people was better than playing the fucking new 2 plus
Five serpent plus
I'm kind of down for this
Before the strength and I mean it is what it is like I mean the good news is I'm playing a compact and spike really early
So, it's fine.
Nope.
It's fine.
Drop the tough guy act, bro.
I'm just sitting here admitting that I lost the game.
Like, I'm not even...
What are you even fucking on about, man?
Oh my god.
What the...
Uh, after eight rounds, gain a random artifact.
I mean, that gives me a bow, like a bow right now, honestly, that's not even bad.
Only because the items are good and I'm probably not getting a Reforger for the, uh, what's
it called, great.
I miss.
Alright, and then I just go five Serpent eventually and I might as well just roll for Glen, 8-Lin-2.
I have a I just want you guys to know it's gold opener with prismatic dick in GG GG
I mean you can't miss you actually can't miss the artifact name one artifact that
I can miss with please please I would love I would love to hear it name one you can't I'm gonna have one three
Jax three Caitlyn three
What's it called three you cannot miss legit cannot miss mood is probably good it is good
It has lettuce, cheese, tomato, black beans, corn, like these like tortillas, you know,
Black beans, corn, like these like tortilla strips, like add some crunch, chicken, and I put this like
a little bit of uh, it's called creamy salsa.
Okay, just eat the burger
I'm about to just send it here I mean I first got a ticket I'm pretty sure you should be willing to go like like legit zero
I should not why did why did that each of us not show why my plan or not the fuck it
Why did I make 1-2 this early?
Rod, Rod, Glove, Cloak, Chain, Cloak, Cloak.
I mean, I need some vertical items.
Also, I'm just making JD.
I'm just making JD.
How much do I roll?
Bro, okay.
Okay, I don't know why I made this.
RLT 20, one more roll.
Another Jax.
Excuse me.
Minus one.
One off a Talon.
Another Jax.
Partial Ascension, Reconbobulator, Glass Cannon.
Partial Ascension, what's good?
Glass Cannon, Partial Ascension.
Rollin' for days.
Misconnections, misconnections.
Rollin' for days is more than misconnections or no.
Yeah, I guess for sure.
I'm on the job.
Great.
What are you doing here?
Don't drop.
I still have infinite rolls.
I saw seven more rolls man, Jack's three with no uh, I'm actually just using these.
Also I'm just making JG, yep.
Alright and then now I just sit here and do nothing for the next decade.
Yeah, I just go like three starts higher this game or what?
You have to go JG.
Listen, when your attacks give an extra two mana when you crit,
what do you need? Crit chance, yes?
What does that say right there?
Hey, hey, hey, right there, the number of red, what does that say?
Well, it doesn't say anything. I mean, it's the crit indicator.
ever sent bugger
Eat free rolls Gigi
All right, how much of the level I keep
Am I going for a truck three not really I'm gonna work the bold
smart and cute why can't there be a girl soji I mean you can also just be into
men and milk
I wish what is with an ability grip
I guarantee you I mean Kylin probably won. I mean Kylin won for sure. Where's the other
fortune strength? Who's motherfucker?
The task feed with echo, BF, chain, I mean Ashley, Ash, and you just what's it called
army. Any Gargoyle or GG or GG.
And then let's go a little eat. I'm probably going to go for a 3 star 4 cost of the blue con, not gonna work.
bro, do you have a soap fucking pool?
I mean, I'm just leveling in two turns for this shit
Okay, just wait random artifact GG GG
2 mouth guys, I'm buying a red with red cash as well which is good.
Wait is Ludin's good on TS or is it better on K3?
I'm gonna just check.
I mean, I probably gotta play Nunu then, but it's uh, I mean, it's not even bad.
It's 20 armor, 20 MR, 2 mana, and 250.
And you know what?
This unit sucks.
It's not even that bad.
Oh wait, it strikes all... wait.
It strikes all nearby enemies?
The fuck?
Okay, I mean, I didn't even know that.
That only sounded like one unit.
That was only something Nunu was got, and that's pretty good.
I thought it was only something you know we got and that's very good
Did I go GS? Did I go GS and then I have tier globes something something?
32 to level 2D.
Uh, okay, what do I uh...
Is it better to go IE play around bow or is it better to GS play around glove?
Is IE bad on Kate? I mean, IE is probably bad on Kate.
Yeah, because it doesn't matter.
Usually the JG is only good because of uh...
But I do think the bow is sort of better because I can play around uh...
I'm gonna kill him
I guess I'm gonna set that's all he's got
All right
Eh
Okay, what's my level 8 then bro? I'm not gonna use my free roll. You can use it as a project.
I can hit brass too, and honestly. What else can I play next in? I'm just gonna use some free rolls.
I'm done rolling.
But I do have a first-mime ticket, so.
Uh, okay.
I still have five more free rolls.
I'm not playing 5-5 the thing.
I can just go like level from Malkai,
or just a random Nunu 2.
Malkai or random Nunu 2.
Call it a hit.
And then I just roll from Nunu 3.
One of Nunu 3, Malphite 3, or 4k3?
Or Nunu 3, Zyra 3, 4k3?
Wait, this matchmaking energy? I'm fighting him like, oh I guess nevermind.
Is that holding you do no, okay? Well, that's not as you know
This guy is a fucking psycho. He took this shit in a lobby with origin strength and I'm a catch out here
origin strength here
It's called having fun. How is it fun to just go uncontesting? That's fun. Fun, fun, fun!
You think he's got nothing to say to be honest?
Fuck no he's not!
I
Remain
Well, you want around
oh
Ben
It's a fucking full dee-claw
Hey, how?
What three-star am I hitting are the new kidding fuck bro fucking there yes
This big team, I fucking can't.
Alright, can someone scout for me and see what I'm going for?
Alright, I'm gonna eat my salad, and I'm gonna scout, and you guys let me know.
You guys let me know.
There's a rivet.
No, but he's throwing it, so he's gonna die soon.
Alright.
Corki. The cork stuff.
Okay.
One.
No.
Wait, what again?
What is that?
What the fuck?
What is this guy doing?
So this is not even crossbow.
Like this one is like, that probably was like Ashley playing me.
The crossbow I would have lost in two minutes.
I just got the best radio item in the game.
I mean, I'm kind of on the item I exist then, fuck it, and I just split items, like who cares?
I mean, actually, I mean, it's getting super sure with Radiant Asher too.
It's probably still GG, because I'm your friend.
And honestly, why do I just carry Talon then?
He's right, until I get a third item.
I mean, he's fucking right.
Where's the Desire guys?
I mean, he's not dying, that's the problem.
What? What the fuck are you doing? Runan TFT, get TFT out of your name. You are fucking
trash.
Respectfully.
how is it like how would you ever want to build shoujin here when you have
radiant nash or two you just need to attack it literally makes no sense I
don't know how you can't if you just look up the set I don't even have to look
of the sets it's not fucking gross how am I how is it not for the it's not
I'm not going to level this turn, it's fine, I'm not leveling this turn.
Is this guy going to die soon?
Is this guy going to the ribbon?
HUH?
I'm going to clean this galaxy from being dried out, I'd better wear my razor by force
I might as well just go nonononon.
I can't even go die because this loser is holding Zaya.
I think I'll show my dies I can go for Riven.
Oh my, how is that a thing?
A corky!
Yeah it is.
Oh it's probably just for the...
I mean, I kind of need anti-heal though, can I go nuke 3?
I mean, he died, what a surprise, is there a nuke where?
Is Shoma dead? No.
I should probably be holding 4th you know.
Riven 2, can't you heal? No!
I mean I probably can't hold that, I think it's not gonna work.
Oh I locked DFL.
Nami, Corky too, Nunu... I mean, I'm not just going Nunu, Corky and...
Okay. I mean, I'm not just going for these two.
Or else they all get stolen.
He's holding the Nami.
How are these so strong, what?
My board is getting one shot.
Are they pulling a Nami?
What does Nunu look like?
He has one new move. Do you saw the mommy? No.
Eh?
the
I mean, here's what's this one left legit one if it is shot
Is it actually in his shop is he streaming I mean even if I hit now I don't even think
I'm going to win.
Does- does Nidu Dori auto win with this shit?
I don't get it.
No.
I don't get it.
Also, this guy's board is not even capped.
That I think if I were to level 9 with Milana 2, and Blitz 2, I'm pretty sure I would have
just won anyway.
But I thought I needed it to cap against this.
Oh, god.
No, there's only one left because he had one, so it's pretty unlikely, honestly.
But that's what makes Golden Eagle fucking broken, man.
You just, you only need, like you can find one of the last two
instead of one of the last one, you know what I mean?
It was in my shop, idiot.
Bro.
Shoma is one of the nicest fucking people.
You, like, you at least try to make it fucking believable
to Ragevate, man.
it was in my shot time sir bro fuck off
off.
Oh man.
The Knicks are coming back.
I'm legit not on this game.
It's just that I like to hate watch the Knicks.
I like to hate watch the Knicks against bad teams, or not bad teams, but I like to hate
watch the Knicks against like non-contenders, and then I like to love watch the Knicks against
is the biggest flopper behind SGA. Bro. He's legit like 6-2. Doesn't he actually have to flop?
Let me see. How tall is this guy? She doesn't run some hunts. 6-2.
Like, if you're short and you're actually good in the NBA, are you just, like, are you
actually him?
Like, I don't get it.
Any fucking idiot that's eight feet tall can just sit under the rim and be defensive player
of the year.
I'm not saying Wemby doesn't deserve it because he does, but, like, I'm not saying Wemby is
isn't talented. There's like some NBA players that are legit ass. They can't. All you have to do
is you put the ball in the basket. When you're eight feet tall, then you need to see a fucking like
like a cam, like a video, like from their point of view.
You literally just, you put the ball in the basket
when you're nine feet tall.
Like, I don't get it.
So when someone is six feet tall,
like you actually have to be talented,
but you actually have to be good.
So that's why I don't care that he flops.
Like, bro, he's six too, man, who cares?
like I'm a huge fan of yoghich I'm a fan of yoghich but you can't tell me he's not
the biggest fucking flopper in the league that guy is legit 400 pounds he's getting
flung across the fucking the court by some idiot like bro that's a capo penis
Like, every- No, I like them by the way, but it's just sometimes you just watch the replay and you're just like, what the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
Oh yeah, I mean taller people are slower than that score rated, but I feel like it's still
more impressive for someone shorter than them being to like someone shorter dropping nukes
on average it's going to be way more talented than someone taller dropping nukes.
Or is that just not true?
I actually don't know actually
Wait Poppy 3, make up your game?
La Paz Jail?
That's why CP3 is the goal. I actually didn't watch basketball when CP3 was in his prime,
but all I know is, after he got kicked from, is it the Mavs? Was he on the Mavs? After
he got kicked from the Mavs, the Mavs actually started winning games, is all I'm going to
say. Oh, the Clippers. Oh, sorry, not the Mavs, the Clippers. Yeah, and this was before
the WDF.
Expedition. Is that good? Wait, I get Expedition Begar with the natural tooth.
Wait?
Pause, champ, pause champ, I'm pretty sure you just cash out this Vigor 3 and then GG,
the game's over GG.
Oh, let me make time to turn, but I think-
No, just trust me, just trust me, this shit is broken.
It's straight up ADP- wait, what's this?
Radiant Nashor 2, JG and what?
I think I checked before it doesn't matter they are three three item
Radiant Nashor
Radiant Nashor to George Gauntlet
It says it is guardbreaker guardbreak alright
Oh
What about if I
I have a partner not a one or something
I'll catch up actually
Can you read the augment you just you just have to sap 33 worth of gold and you get I?
Don't know how much gold you get some amount of gold you get two five costs and you get a radiant
Refactor and then and then radiant master to what is the best radiant energy if you were to guess I mean?
I mean no flat though if you can't follow these contest moves
I don't know what the telly man
It's a it's radiant master to and then you just click here and you go to the Delta on Vagar and
And the relative delta on neighbor is negative 0.83, I mean this unit will just pop open one shot the entire board
Okay, so where's the megas?
Cuz like I need
like after after you cash out you're gonna be pretty low so you kind of need
the vagar three like fast you can't just load up with vagar two and expect to
win a fucking round man I don't have time to print I need the vagar three but
maybe I'm natural so who knows if you suck at two sort of two causes of
how many spiders is I would assume 5. I don't know though. Yeah, it's just us, yeah. I mean
if I have like 7 vagars, I probably could print the last one, it's probably fine. Or
I can put like the last couple
Random boon and I just I just wouldn't get much it I'm kind of applicable and I guess
Alright, two shirinigos, please?
Two shirinigos?
What'd I get?
You know random- WHAT?!
But honestly, maybe I'm supposed to just ditch it anyway, but I mean honestly, I'm getting
even to go in my board is not even that bad.
I have two meatball in, I need meat seed for two Sheppard.
I got a fizz, that's honestly a lot better than-
And then I have an open slot here. What do I have? I have rogue? I have rogue, Nova?
Hello?
Random allowing?
I mean this unit's real good.
Please, please, please, please.
Yes!
Okay, honestly, I'm like pretty healthy though.
I'm pretty sure I can actually print this Vigor 3.
It's actually fine.
I just have to click Econ on the next one.
I'll have a rest.
Another fucking BF sword, man. Fuck you.
Oh, the boon was, I just, uh, just don't worry about it, man.
I mean, is it always BT?
Probably.
Is GS good on this unit?
Let me see, it's plus 0.21.
Oh, Shogun is, uh, 3.23, actually.
What the fuck?
I mean, it's probably always BT, though.
probably always BT though, I mean it is.
How much is it to...
And I have a BS word.
I'm sure I've found one Bay guard, yes?
Just one, one Bay guard.
One?
One Bay guard.
Holy shit, I'm actually winning some rounds.
I'm not catching up with 1 HP, I think.
Big grab bag, uh, Sunfire, I mean, I need Econ, like not this fucking bullshit, man.
Oh, oh, oh, I need that, I need that.
First Gambit, I can go Meeple, Sid, no, I mean, who the fuck cares?
I can hold this, meet C, over Fizz, and then I just level up for this, and then I just play...
and...
Alright.
And then now I can level up to 8 on 4-1.
You are so broke!
I have explosive growth!
I have I'm due for I'm due for another 21 EXP and then this also forms me another a million gold
And then now I have the HP I guarantee you I won this game bro
No, this is range bait like no no no and then now I have the econ to just roll for seven VP and then I just I
just uh I
Just print big R3 a GG a
GG
Like I have the HB and then honestly they got to is not even that bad
But I'm not gonna say it's gonna win every game or every round
But like this this econ is all I need and then I'm hashed over to the stats of shogun radiant natural JG are really good
Ready radiant Nashor JG Vagar
And then and then I mean the best one is guard breaker, but I mean that's not realistic
So then I mean I love the S word and I mean 26% one rate 25 1 6% one week. That's pretty good man. Fuck you
And
But I would I would I would wait I just realized I need to I need to hatch some vagars though. Oh
No, I need I need two vagars or I'm screwed
I'm just 86 HP here. I'm just sitting here 86.
I mean if I find a Bard I guess I can just play the shit on Bench for a turn to hash the fourth one, but I need to find two.
Oh god.
Yeah, I need to find two. Oh god. What is it? Fresh Soraka. I mean I kind of want the Soraka, not the super ass Thresh.
All right, Busting the Side is pretty good.
Chain, is this a tier, both?
All right.
Nothing, Jay.
They are, they are, they are, they are.
Hopping.
16th level.
Wait.
I have a question.
What happens if I can't get the fourth Vhagar?
How do I print Vhagar?
I can't.
I need a bard as well.
Aw man, look at that loss.
We are Nard 2, man.
Can't see a bard, I.E. Nard 2.
I
Mean I guess I can play like karma
Like Karma Vagar or Karma Nami?
What's the board?
Honestly, I'll just play that.
What is it?
No, it's actually good.
This regular natural item is legit broken.
It actually doesn't matter.
The item is just straight broken, man.
Morta Kaiser, Meepsy.
I mean, anything is better than me sitting and jerking off fucking
carbon, beta, or 3 for 7 turns for 25% of a piece of garbage, but it doesn't even do any damage.
Who am I missing?
What- what even is the board? Does anyone know? I don't know.
Oh rest and then what's the last unit?
Oh gallio.
Oh no, I mean the Vigor is not even working.
I'm so far off.
It's just straight up not worth it.
Galeo.
Oh, OK.
This is your answer.
I got a bardo.
It was what they called.
I mean, not really.
I still have to sit there and print like a complete dumbass.
I'm playing Jhin on my board? I mean I can play random Jhin on my board. Radiant Nashor
Tooth? I'm just rolling for, I'm stacking 1, I'm just rolling for what's it called. I
probably should be playing Bart on my board. What's the best last item on Karma? Ornami.
It's actually illegal to talk to the party stage, it says it's a voice staff, I don't
know what it says, or GS, I don't know what it says, or chosen.
I'm not mean to you while I'm there.
I'm just not around this for I was gonna go karma carry but
oh dear something size belt chain be the guard will
about a jane of a d you will carry a jay
jay
I mean, I'm pretty sure I mean just look at this item a hundred percent clear with these items
That's balance
This board looks like some hot ass
Huh?
Really? I mean that's weird
What happened?
Huh?
What happened?
Noodle to Nami to do for this
For like I mean this is me for in what's it called man? I mean, what do you want me to do?
What do you want me to do? I don't know you
What do you want me to do? I mean, this is I'm not gonna lose Shepard
I'm probably gonna love over Jin and then I just dropped this for like
I
Honestly
I mean, it's not even that bad because I have a
It's because I don't have karma.
One karma in GG, yes?
Listen, I have- I- look, just wait- okay, I mean am I supposed to roll for a karma then?
Hey Michael, Blitzcrank?
Okay, I mean I'm supposed to be for sure, because I'm certain that I'm supposed to try
to play towards 5, like with this Nami and no karma, I should be playing towards 5, what
the hell.
And then I don't really care about Replicator or Meeple because...
Okay, and then how do I play...
I'm not a role until I find
Where's the uh
Where's the uh, I I mean no is this stronger no
No
Trash for what fuck you Jin and fuck you 20
I mean, I can still level in two turns, but I'm pretty sure I want to be playing 3-spades
build for the- HOW?!
My radiant national tube is dead, man!
Okay, surely I can find one karma?
Like, is it one karma just to make my entire board good?
I don't get it.
Thank you, handboy.
And I just go, uh, thank you.
What the fuck is this shit?
I can't.
And I don't really care about uh, three what's it going for.
What the fuck?
How is this even allowed?
I can't find one Harmo, really?
Except now it's a one-star idiot.
Three Dark Star.
It's fine.
I said, now it's a one-star idiot.
Three Dark Star. It's fine. It's fine.
Usually you don't play four Vanguard, but it's fine.
There's no way you're going anymore.
I can find basics over that, and that's it.
Well, honestly, three Dark Stars is like whatever.
It's the five of us. Space Rover's broken because it gives you AP and AP.
I
Mean I want to go shodra on this but then the problem is
This unit is dead at the same time. Is that okay perhaps
He's seven galleos
60 to level
Okay, well it's not like I can roll for
It's not like I can roll for fucking anything I mean my board
I'm good
Like I go naces over this I
Need to hold the maces
That's right decent and I just level for three three voyager and then I try to go
I'm pretty sure Carmen's better than not me without size
Oh nice, he's holding me in the A-Gallio.
That is good news for me.
Oh no, I don't hear it, but it's good. I mean, it's just good.
You start the fight with a little bit more attack speed. It's not terrible, I guess.
I'm gonna hold this.
I
Not like big tough big the two big the two with a shoddy duty
No, what other quick three boy under big tough
Oh so
I mean, if I fight him next turn, he's actually fucked.
I mean, I get an extra 6% damage amp on a Radiant Nashor 2, but also I'm about to gig
a spike, because if I hit Blitz 2, and then I can move items, I get an actual tank gun
and not this fucking BD.
I get, like, a lot of these things, man.
Oh, stop looking at the traits!
Just stop looking at the traits!
Everyone stop looking at the traits!
Fuck the traits!
You can't roll! My board is good! You can't roll! Like, I mean, well, I'm supposed to save your Dumbledore Karma too. I don't think so, buddy. No.
Alright. And now I just AFK. And then I just wait until some loser dies or I get lower.
Let's see. This guy has one karma. This guy has three karma. Loser alert!
This guy has three. No wonder I couldn't see a single karma. What the fuck is- I mean, what the lobby for sure? I just scouted. These guys' boards are ass.
I could play like bar two as well, but I don't even have to carry this idiot.
three doors are too space for two anima look at these guys are getting
fucking fisted left and right who cares just wait
See and now the darts are fucked
I'm pretty sure this karma actually does a lot of damage.
3.7.
And that would only go double BD.
How many rooves do I have?
4?
Yeah, that's enough.
I didn't have Blitz too, I'll swap the BD.
But Blitz won BD.
Alright, now what?
1, 2, 3, uh, I mean Rast is for sure better than, uh, Aurora.
Rast!
I'm fighting someone with no items off.
That's a good beat.
Just look at this unit!
Or it's not even this unit, it's this item, it's Radiant Nasher too!
the
300 health 30 AP 20 AS 40% crit 25 base crit 35 with 40 plus 25 is 65 plus 35 100% crit
and then you gain eight mana per auto was like basically double Shoshun and 100% crit
with jewel gauntlet and then this is one mana regen 15 as as well j
you're a dude. Kindred dude.
Second win. No. How?
Oh my.
I should probably hold RAS, the RAS is better than what's it called, ADC, okay.
One two three karma, one two three karma, one karma, four karma, four karma.
I was gonna roll cause I hit Nunu two I can go BK adaptive JD Nunu.
And that's pretty good as well. I think I'll allow that one.
Brast! Brast!
Eh?
adaptive, a JG, another shoujin, and now I can go shoujin around here because I don't
really care.
But now if I avoid some over here it's guaranteed to cast.
Jay?
Jay!
G.G.
I believe.
the game's over. Okay. Okay. And now I'm going to level for another Voyager. I'm going to
over for sure man. Just look at my board. Do you think? One, two, three, four, five,
six straight okay so where are the car bus
What how much is it right now, please? Why is it permanent at all right now?
Radiant Nashor Blitz, I have three space scrolls. Why the fuck would I put radiant Nashor tube on a melee unit?
Like bro, it's not even fucking I
Raptors winning little bro, really wait
No, they're only up six man, bro. Don't don't say that yet, man, but I'm cultured
Radiant Nasher too.
Is Nashor stronger than Radiant?
Oh wait, actually, don't want to just want to farm on him, actually.
No.
Yes.
I'll be AD, or Morgz.
Let me see what I get.
Oh, actually, I'm about to go another JG with Mace's Will.
Mace's Will.
JG.
Shogun, JG.
Mace's Will.
80% crit.
80, something, something, 85% crit.
crit and I suck one more which is going to be 50
52
Level 10
And
All right about one more castle
I lost
Well, I'd rather actually win this round and then not be one life, but am I going to hit Karma 2 in this one as well?
probably man
52 I mean even if I don't I think Voyager is enough that I'm guaranteed to hit
Is there a Voyager? Voyager? Voyager? Voyager. Seems pretty good. Voyager? Voyager
Karma Voyager? Voyager
Nasus? Voyager? Voyager? Let's break. Voyager? Morgana Good? No.
But I'd rather be two lives going through the next stage instead of one.
I know it's fun to stupid-ass Galio.
what okay I need to not put I need to just put it in the full corner and now
one life man okay it's fine the moment I hit karma to you tell me I can move the
sing around no sir no sir
I'm guaranteed karma I'm at 20 gold and then I'm rolling the five plus two plus
one five five plus two plus one what is that eight I'm at 20 wait five plus
20 plus 5 plus 2 plus 1, 28.
I mean, I'm guaranteed.
Vex 2 over 3 Voyager.
I'm in. Equals that fast, CD.
Alright, it's fine because even if it kills this shit-side, I'm pretty sure if I tuck
this year, it can never go this way. It doesn't have to go up this way. Perhaps.
UAS. I can't. Bro, just FF, man. Oh, wait. Is he close to me? Oh, he's here. Oh, shit.
He's 1040!
Hello?
No?
I'm gonna start bitching why is my unit dead why does it look
How...
Bro, when I play Fiora...
It never looks like this.
Why?
wait okay I actually need I actually need to look at the look at the box I need
to see what the fuck is going what did he know what did he know what did he know
va and and what are his arguments I mean when you are at and now I would like
to rock it and that's pretty good did he actually know what he or no that's where
What's with this shit's ass?
What's with no one?
I can't see.
Alright, I didn't open the mouth guy.
Okay, yeah, okay, that's what I was thinking.
So why does he have a no-bamble on it?
Nah, this guy's ass.
But yeah, this Nova emblem got fucking nerfed way too hard.
No, no, you just don't put the Nova emblem on E.
I was saying, listen, I'm not trying to give gambling advice, but you guys, but people are just like, oh, this is free money on the mix.
Bro, the Hawks are good. They have Jalen Johnson, the future MVP.
Like I sat out because I was scared. I'm not saying that it was like an a hundred zero, like you're stupid for betting on the mix.
But that shit is not free money. It's just a coin flip.
like it just sit out man like it's like I don't even it's like the first Hawks
game like playoff home Hawks game like I you don't know if they're gonna drop a
nuke or there's gonna choke it's just a coin flip like why don't you just see
your fucking bets for things that are like actually like you feel like you
have edge but that is that should like is it not a coin flip I don't get it
Jorkin, Edgy.
Let me see how the the raptors are doing. Wait! GG GG GG
But I'm full Turkey
All right
Holy shit, I can get promoted to GM tonight. I'm at a I'm at 170 LP
I only need an extra 29 LP. I can finally make it to GM and then
And honestly once I see the GM border, I might actually get some motivation and just and drop the fucking nuke
All right, all right
Sometimes
I'm dark.
What is the last time I had a cove, like a month ago?
Maybe like 2-3 weeks ago actually?
Maybe like a month actually?
No, maybe like 2 weeks.
Oops, alright.
I'm actually walking.
Broke myself.
Something, something mud-brown greenish.
Did I get it?
Bro, okay, no, that is a- Bro, come on, the thing popped, I can't even fucking- I can't
even play the game, man.
No, no, no, it's a re- No.
What the f- Dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, purple.
Fuck.
Bro, I- No, it was this up and it was actually a perfect, man.
I will follow this path until the end.
something yellowish something what the f**k is this color i don't know that's pretty good
i don't even know what this color is pinkish bubblegumish purplish
No, no, no, no.
Wait, so he was talking about the Raptors all day and they hit?
Is Soju the goat?
Bro, I'm cold turkey, sir.
The President might be awake.
Millio?
A truck?
Two?
A millio?
A meepsy?
A morticizer?
A puppy?
alter
I mean I have this but
don't I need
I mean I don't know what I'm playing
is the thing
I don't get it
Malware Matrix, GG.
GG.
Sold my primordians.
GG again.
Okay, I'm kind of down for altar.
Spray roots, spray roots, fuck spray roots.
Contract killer.
What is Malware Matrix?
Is that the broken one?
Malware Matrix, Malware Matrix.
No, no, it's the Psyops one that's good
Backline blueprint, okay
Legion of threes or or backline blueprint
Probably vision of threes and
GG GG
I can't I can't
So why did we sell, that's a great question, I don't know, but either way, it doesn't really
matter honestly.
But the previous guy, Nova, like he Nova the Maokai which I think is correct and then,
And then he decided to keep the Nova Emblem on Yi on stage 7.
But then I lost anyway, explain that to me.
No, yes, but he had extra items for...
No, you emblem the Yi, but if you can get an extra item, you just get a real item for
Yi and then...
and then you know but you because you don't know what the novice fat anymore
you just rock
If you don't know what the novice fat anymore, what is the what is the point?
I don't get it. You're telling hold on
You're telling me
200 hp and 20% crit
It's better than a Yi item because I mean I guess it's an extra 150 health and 12%
capacity so honestly it's like actually pretty good but I don't think he had Legion of Threes
though.
It's the thing.
Wait did he have Legion of Threes?
No I don't think so.
No he didn't.
He had like some, he had Slice of Life, Earth, and oh he had URF but I mean that's a man
I'm not gonna reach him in my little bit of time.
I honestly, I'm not gonna drop this fucking thing.
The router.
How do I get a more more front-mine I can't
I wouldn't say anyway yes I'm looking some harsh but uh
But the uh oh wait oh yeah like when you when you play when you play no but
something something something two allies based on something it's your entire
It's your entire board, man. It's your entire board. It's all I'm gonna say. It's your entire board.
Okay.
I can play 3 Premordian.
People, seriously, hey, watch this guy.
I can't- you are the boss, sir.
Oh, shit, the raptors.
See?
Trink Quest! I mean I will allow that one.
It's also a bow and I know Hodge, Tear, Glove, Bow, Leona, Akali, Atrox.
Akali is Nova plus what's it called? This is Primordian plus and then what is this?
challenger. Atrox paired Akali, Marauder, Brawler. Caitlyn is completely fucking useless. Not really.
I mean this is just Nova. But then this is already...
Time... Star... Fateweaver. Marauder.
I mean I can level I can just level I will not I will not be doing that
I mean I'm not the level for okay I don't even know why I sold the call even but yeah I will not be doing that
Okay, if I win this round, can I level and make...oh, it's 60 to level next turn.
No, it has to be player combat.
I'm winning this, right?
I don't know why I'm not saying hard.
How much do you usually comment through the page here or something, something, something?
I got the yoke, and eight rocks, 16th level, I'm a leveling for sure.
Do I even beat that guy?
but I'm not going Nova Ergonary role all right I mean surely I win this one
he doesn't have anti-heal I'm pretty sure my belt that's just goes into it and
that's a fucking stupid
And watch this something good something good something good
I honestly wait that's really good GD GD
Holy shit, and that is a fortune later. I just go fast line for free
I'm gonna try to roll for uh
Let's have more router
Rock Rocks old
Is there a primordian? I don't know why I put my primordian on this. I mean, it's more better
But the thing is this is I'd rather just have more fun
He's right
How do I get a collie?
We know what all right
And now I just farm I just farm a golden turn this can't be real man this can't be real
Just look at my spot. Even Fenixa can convert this one.
Well, this guy's too tanky.
Turning roots with, uh, what's it called?
I mean, that's not actually good, because the thing is my board is already, I can't
Even fit plus one on this board unless I want to know why I'm cracking plus hodge
Warlord honor. It's that good
20 armor mr on flat. I
Mean it's actually not good. It's actually not good. I mean, I guess I have two reforger's but then I have to report my primordial
Nova plus two, I mean that's pretty good
32 to level all right I mean surely I know but I mean I'm not the Nova mouth
guide who do I anime 250 health Nova plus two all right so what do I who do I
not have to play I mean I don't want to report if I'm gonna report to the
primordial I mean I really don't have to take a fucking meat mmm
I can not.
Six Nova.
Uh, okay, well I have to play Atronix and I have to play Akali, yes?
They're actually good.
And then Maokai, I guess I don't have to play Maokai Kench.
And then I just anomaly the Nova this game.
And then I just play...
But Maokai Kench are actually good though, these units are actually good.
Okay, I guess I'm just playing Six Nova.
Nothing wrong with that.
But let me see, let me just drop...
I mean, the Folliger is not even stronger than, uh...
Last time I was trying to drop aatrox.
I know, but Shen is the best unit in the game.
And the thing is, if I drop Maokai in fucking Tomcatch for Morgana 2, it's not even stronger.
Just for Forge 1.
Oh wait, yeah, why don't I use my forge?
No, not I why did I even click spreading roots? I don't understand
I'm going to drop came in later man
Guys the came in right now is still giving my board 20% as I
No, no, this like no you guys have to apologize. Please apologize. It's actually ridiculous
Nice man, let's just drop Caitlyn for a fucking Bastion when I can just get my entire board fucking 24.
Like bro, what? Rage bait? Rage bait?
But anyways, uh...
I mean, can't just say this, you just play Belveth for a former router with, uh...
I mean, you have to play a colleague because you need precision, it's really good.
Uh...
Okay, I'm just gonna report it over and then just pray
That I get because there's nothing stronger like I don't know why you wouldn't want to play mouth by time tension user is good
I mean
So why the fuck that I could spread roots does anyone know like this is like this very roots
It's good on comps like for example if I had like dark star plus one. That's what makes spreading roots good
Yes. Because you can actually slot, but this board is just, you can't slot anything in.
It's just, your board is your board. You can't even slot anything.
I- what? I'm supposed to drop- I'm supposed to drop, uh, Shred Whole Board. I'm supposed to drop
Precision Whole Board. I'm supposed to drop Heal Whole Board. I'm supposed to drop Bruiser Whole
board I'm supposed to drop the challenger whole board I'm so what no the board is
done your board is your board it's done okay anyways who the fuck like a truck
a bell there oh yeah honestly I can actually just keep to priority and it's
not even bad it spawns the fucking swindlings
Because I'm playing Falgath anyway.
Anyways, I'm just putting on some people's shares and it's a little bit of HP.
There's too many ways to lower off.
Allow me?
You picked the quest, hello?
Okay, but it's still good.
Oh wait, I have Legion of Threes, it's still good. These are still Giga items.
It doesn't even matter.
GD, GD.
Talking to anybody?
You talking to anybody?
A Mal'Gai?
A Dom'Gench?
A Gindred?
A Yi?
But yeah, the support is just gonna have 6 mil left, but there's nothing wrong with that
because you don't want to lose the traits on anything.
But anyways, I'm done, I mean, I'm done to actually keep Brown already in, and honestly,
I guess like late game, I could drop Malkai and...
I could drop Malkai and Kenshin for Nunu and...
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Nunu and Blitzcrank.
Holy shit, I'm going fast now.
I'm in GA Hodge plus one.
Gonna have Gensu Kraken.
Gensu Kraken, I'll just hodge this for now and I'll just go over this for now and watch this before it's what I get.
Okay, this is fucking useless though. This is for sure useless, bro. Fuck you.
And Gini! Gini!
Brawler plus one. Is that useful?
I mean, that's actually useful at 10.
Because then I can just play Tom Kinch at 10.
What the- I'm fighting Samira 3 on- on 4-1.
I'm fighting some here!
How many traits is this BFL?
Three Marauder, I'm gonna have two Primordian, I'm gonna have two Brawler.
One, two, three, four, five.
Five traits.
Yeah, it is not BFL.
Oh, there's tiny bit deadly. That's pretty good.
Baron's lair is fucking useless.
I mean, tiny bit deadly on all these melee heros, I mean.
Bet! Is that good?
I'm running low on removalists.
Okay, I mean I want this game for sure, the stun, this stun should be kinda nice.
I'm pretty sure I just don't play Vex and I just don't play Malchi and instead of playing
Malkai I just play Tomcatch for Bruiser and I just play it by someone board in the corner
and there's another word.
G.
Yeah but the heal is also pretty good.
E.
Master E.
3 more Router.
6 Nova.
Master E.
I mean I'm running, I don't have enough removers man, I only have 2 more removers.
I mean, this is the lock, yes?
And then it's GA Fiora, ideally, and then it's probably Brawler Yi, ideally, so I need
one Remover here.
This is sold.
And then I have to use a Remover here, so I actually can't use any more Removers on
the screen.
Is that a Blitz 2? He has Blitz 2 on 8!
I mean, it's pretty good on you, just one shot them.
It's also pretty good on Fiora.
I mean I have a... I got two rounds of things, so this is a uh...
It's a uh... buy... buy...
Isn't Wrexite overcatch more damage?
No!
What's more damage is having a frontline that isn't Tom fucking catch!
Oh, oh, oh, no, no, no!
That isn't fucking Wrexite!
What?
Wrexite?
It's just gonna be like this.
And I'm just gonna put either what's his name.
I'm putting either Yi too or Fiora in there.
And I just open sell this one.
And I just nine on...
I'm fighting another Nami too, man.
I'm just trying to call it a bad beat.
I'm not even a bad loss considering, uh, he's not saying a single Fiora.
Honestly, I can just open cell and then save or remove her.
Alright, after this one I have to set up one more.
I think, because it's 56 is perfect.
Yeah, after this I set up one more.
Alright.
brawler, yi, nova on some pieces of shit. I don't know how many items I have though.
Cause this guy has an imbi- yeah I don't know how I'm gonna position it like this.
I mean it's gonna be like this when I get shen foot.
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah.
Okay, sorry.
I mean it's not like it matters, like I'm just loading it.
Like I have a- just look at my fucking board.
My board is trash!
I won!
I can't!
I don't know, I'm not selling any trucks to you, this evens actually good.
Or like it's taking...
Enough.
No more than I'm gonna finish this quickly.
A glove glove, bow glove, belt glove, I don't even know what I'm rolling for.
Belt belt, tier, cloak, glove, cloak, QSS, GA, QSS, Hodge.
I mean that hasn't good enough, man.
I just have a single from, I don't even know what it is.
QSS and that is Warmogs.
I don't know, not Hodge.
QSS, GA, QSS.
And now I'm just Warmogs my tank.
Alright, if this will shed, alright, here, man.
Honestly, this position is actually way better.
I don't know why, uh...
And...
How'd you even win around? I mean, I have Legion of Threes, every single one of my Elmlands
gain 150 health and 12% attack speed, and then I have this stupid ass stun shit in the corner.
And then this unit is just running around just stunning their carries and they're just
Run the fuck down the tiny bit that we do need.
Okay, if I'm not playing Malkai, who do I know?
I mean, I guess there's nobody that can have one.
If I'm not playing Malkai...
Who's right?
I mean, it's not a real loss.
Alright.
I mean, I'm no good at this and then honestly, why'd you go in...
Kraken?
G8 QSS Hodge?
Primordium on me?
I'm not sure.
And then I have...
Oh, I'm missing.
A shed.
I don't have a shed.
Okay.
I don't have a shed. Okay.
No, I have Nova plus two, so I can itemize the Yi while still giving it the Nova effect, if that makes sense.
but I should probably be knowing this and now I'm out of removus was there a
bassion yeah fuck you then don't care I'm never gonna have on this shit also I
probably don't move with this as well okay so where is the the shit
Wow, this board is some ass. Not really.
And I only have two removalers. I didn't kill a single unit. This board is fucking ass.
I mean, my frontline, I have no Shen, and my frontline is a nothing.
39.
I have no- oh fuck, wait.
I can't even, uh, I have a poppy on my board.
I mean, like, I, I don't know.
I mean, take 8 trust.
I mean, I have nothing, man.
Like, one shence spikes my board so hard.
I mean, I can't even afford it, man.
Great. I'm fighting the dank memes and playing fucking...
He hit Blitz 2 on 8. Well played, man.
F***ing idiot.
He just rolled on 8, Riven 2, Nami 2, Nunu 2, Blitz 2 on 8.
Yes, he's level 9 right now, but he had this board on 4-2.
He had Blitz 2 on 4-2, man.
Oh my god.
Oh, that's pretty good.
Okay, I'm still TK1.
I don't even know why I'm rolling.
I can use a remover for... no.
I can't.
One month of Vow.
Two years ago.
And then I itemized her too.
Okay, TK2, Wormog's Val, G8 QSS Hodge on this unit bounce, then I move the Brawler over
here and then I was a cracker over here is I can just crack in there I'm out of
removers I only have a 3
I'm bringing the shell that's no all right
Surely I can find this stupid ass TK2 this unit is true. How do I not have TK2 man?
I don't have a single two star frontliner.
I cannot.
Did it hatch any something?
No.
How?
I mean I sold one of them.
I don't have Tom Kinch too, I can't find a single Tom Kinch!
How?
And then I lose the tyrant. No, it's not a tyrant as I lost it like if I just have tk to it. How man, how?
Also wait, how wait wait how how how wait how
She rolled up how?
She has blitz two on eight
I don't get it.
Did the rappers win?
Yes?
Alright, thank you.
Honestly, I'm happy.
I'm happy.
To you.
I
Bro you play a typical R&D trash game, that's how honestly you might be right
I'm sorry.
It's the only tank and it's complaining pro I it doesn't matter like the thing is I get to change my items and not feeling
I'm running out of removers and then I was out of gold that I could just roll for the rest of my board
I it is unreasonable that I end without my tank like it is I
Level nine with an extra I survived extra like five turns that I rolled another 30 gold
And then there are zero top catches not I feel like you were going to hit this top catch a hundred percent of time
It's a lot of it
Okay
Ah.
I'm GM, buddy.
Baker L.
Am I not a good influence, actually,
because I got Dan.
and press of it to go on the Raptors
And the Raptors one see
Bro fuck the Cavaliers, you know who's ass Evan Mobley that guy
Rash
That guy is fucking ass man like I refuse to believe a
40 year old James Harding
Fucking trash ass DotAvinMitchell and fucking Evan Mobley is winning the single fucking game. Bro, this is straight up Raptors in 6. No cap.
GG.
I mean Ingram is more ass, but I feel like the entire Raptors roster is actually good.
Like, aside from James Harden and Donovan Mitchell, who the fuck do the calves even have nowadays?
Because it's not MMO, I can tell you that.
I mean the calves can clear, but it's not a fucking, it's not a 70-30 man, like, nah, meh.
Alright.
Who has the shit PC?
I haven't touched a basketball in like 10 years.
But I mean I actually watched a lot of basketball.
I watched like half of the regular season games.
I think I actually, I'm not actually paying attention to the sport, but I think I genuinely
have more watched hours than anyone in this chat. Because who the fuck watches the regular
season NBA? Please tell me.
Me. I don't think anyone watches that garbage.
The boar.
Let's finish this quickly.
What the?
I call you bear.
I felt like a million.
A million.
Jay.
Ah, man.
Man.
Ugh.
I'm dired.
Is there a Rek'Sai?
No.
Is there a Twisted Fate? Yes.
I mean, am I actually going to win rounds here?
I mean, I think I...
What am I even playing towards?
Wait, anima, whatever the fuck, the anima commander.
Excuse me.
Do what, dude?
I mean, I could also just play this, uh, no, I don't really want to play Parmolian.
But I don't really want to play Corky Riven either.
One, two, three, four, five.
Also, like, do I really want to be opening when there's the side in the lobby?
This has Primordian Timebreaker.
This has Legion of Three Cyanic.
You're telling me I'm playing Corky Dumbass fuckin' Riven? Are we fuckin' serious?
G.
Who even likes watching basketball at all?
What do you mean it's a repenting running back and forth every 10 to 30 seconds?
Rather watch a hamster on a wheel.
E.U.T.
Fresh, you see, whoa.
What is the augment, uh, infinity protection?
I mean, every time I take this and I play into Rivencorky, I go the most uncontested fucking
age.
Oh wait, wait, why don't I just play BigDuck?
And I just put this garbage on some idiot.
Wait, I'm back.
I mean, you know what the BigDuck frontline is?
It is an entire line of garbage.
And then you just, you just buff them all.
And then Triforce on, what's his name, it's not even bad.
Triforce on, on a lousy, I mean, it is what it is.
Let me see if there's any Victor players.
Actually this guy's psionic, so he, I mean he's probably pushing with psionic plus one.
Unless he's stupid, he decides to just play Victor.
But, uh, I don't think that's what you're sure of.
And what is this guy playing?
I don't know, what is that playing? Challenger plus one?
Is that not even Loot's Reakin'? What is that playing?
Not sure. Probably not Micta. I mean, I hope this guy's not playing.
And what is it? Spreading Loots, Primordial, and Timebreaker?
Alright.
Oh, I can go permanent max health with...
I'm gonna have belt change, BF here, BF.
I permanent max health on...
I don't know how we if they give you an allow that's just about me
I'm gonna
Prime corky ribbon spot my guy what you doing?
That comp is trash the comp is just trash
What you doing? What'd I get? Your next shop contains all three.
I forgot reroll with tryports and then I just stack my entire augment.
Oh my god, three gold, that's pretty good.
Yeah, I think I'll just be playing, I mean, I'll hold it, I know, I think I'll just be
playing Raker here.
I don't know if I ever want to play Ergot with five units on my board, or six units
on my board.
And then I can't even front line my Ergon or just gonna be dead instantly and then I'll be try forcing absolutely nothing
Same as account anima
Kaisa too
Bro, I mean, I'm probably going to win, but if I win, I think it's actually fine.
Actually, he has Kaisa too, surely.
I don't think it's all in a single time.
Oh, actually, I got a full auto.
Anyone?
My Victor just wiped his entire board, and we let this idiot cast again.
Excuse me.
GD! GD! GD!
GD!
Wait, what? Why is the grandma so weak?
I can't.
I'm just trying to...
Uhhh... Pantheon, Ezreal, Leapstein, Mordekaiser, Vickda, Alawi...
I mean, I complain about this comp being broken all the time, but isn't this comp actually fun as fuck to play?
It's so satisfying.
Like, Vickda just one-shotting their entire board.
I mean, I personally, this is my favorite top, it's just fun as fuck.
Not fun to go against, okay? Well, I'm not playing against Victor, I'm playing it myself.
NPC take, I'm sure.
But you can play without drone for sure, it's just not as good, I mean, it's playable for sure.
It's just like the reason drone is the best is that it's like more stable on me or more stable on two stars
But I mean still good don't change love to your rod
Don't change love to your rod both the year voice the app and
rod
GD
Alright, if I win this round, I need to start actually playing the game.
Who are we going to play for? Let's try, uh, Alawi.
I mean, it still gives my entire frontline HP, and it still gives Alawi some armor.
MR starting mana, HP, AP.
I mean, that's pretty good.
It's not, it's not Agatha because this VFL is like, whatever, like yeah, like this is
actually whatever.
I mean, after I win one more round, I'm just gonna drop this fucking garbage, I'm gonna
The tier 2 is good, don't get me wrong, but it's not fucking broken.
It's just good.
Like it's still really good, but it's not broken.
It's the prismatic one, that's just the GG.
How can you bot...
Bro, the tier 2 bronze for life is not...
I saw Emily play Alter...
Wait, Emily, are you here?
I'm not even trying to disrespect you, but I mean, just like...
Okay, it's just like, just like for like a learning, a learning in the future.
quiet hasn't or approach at 40 okay anyway listen when you have snipers amp on
amp is almost never good it's just like you're it's like why like what's the point
of getting amp on snipers I don't get you like well I just don't get I saw
I thought he was like playing like Korky duo or some shit and then also he's probably in a spot where you can go like fast
Not into play towards bar because what happens if you don't hit bar
But like the thing is if you take a second win plot on which is also a really good combo
You get the sniper amp because your front line stays. I also had Korky do your quirky
Didn't have a single fucking item for the entirety of stage four and you're losing every single round where you took second
When you would have won every single round I can't
Okay, Colt of the parentheses.
Oh, sorry.
Alright, this, uh, I need to fight some opener, man.
I won one round and then now I'm just eight.
Attacks me, but I really don't want this bow wound.
But I also don't want BS or anything.
I'm trying to cash out this...
If I actually load all these little eye-dolling, man, for a quicker gap, and allow me to watch
I'm gonna fight this I can win I mean I'm down to not level 30% of tasks on this
or I can just throw a task feed on Nami and do a Nami eventually I mean it can't
Alright. Can I fight this guy please? I can actually cash out the team. No. How is it
I just need to win that one round, like I need to win one round and it's actually another,
it's a free perp interval and then I need to fight this guy, bro please, I need to fight
Oh no I need a 3 star everything though so it's like
get. Oh nice, it's a good beat. It's a good beat. I mean I lose my, I mean it's a poor
shit. But the bad beat is this guy is cashing out a, oh wait that was not, wait, wait the
That amazing beat is I fight this guy on 4-1 while he's still trying to cash out 300.
Hello.
I mean, I'm down for that one.
And I'm actually pretty much just like 8-8 rolls, pre-roll to 7 next turn.
not me I mean I didn't do anything
and now I'm pre-leveled to 7
Excuse me?
How come it looks like I didn't buy a single unit in my last 50 shots?
Graves, allow you to...
Mordekaiser paired, Meepsy paired, Pipe paired.
Mordekaiser, one more roll.
Grass sells something.
I need a frontline item, but I also need...
I'll just go arc.
Honestly, should I just report this BF?
I should report this BF first, man. I need a frontline item.
What do I get?
Is there a chain?
Okay, Baron's lair on this board.
I do recruit Mesa so I can play Nami right now.
Is that better?
I'm an Archangel amp with lair.
I mean, I get two, I get 5% amp.
Like, if I take this and I'm not stable,
no, I mean, it's fine, surely I'm stable.
With this on my board and I have brass on my board surely this is stable. I'm not stupid, right? I already have the mommy as well
surely
I'm gonna roll a little bit more because I can I can hit me to
GD
Like surely this is stable I get the point not be with it with the voice out and but if this is not stable
I'm going age and I probably should have taken parents, but I don't even have a 13
Yeah, I get a golden link though, which is a good way to end one of Rascal and I'll include you.
Alright, that's fine.
Alright.
Actually, never mind. I think I just rotated into like a fucking... What did I even play? What did I even play?
What, he's playing Corki. Wait, six Corkis?
Alright, I mean I hit meepsy 2, so now I'm just done with it.
And now I just sac 2.
I mean the problem is like, what's my next hit?
Uhhh, like, um, Morgana.
Oh, Morgana.
Or something.
Hello.
Can you guys hold corkies?
If these guys don't hold corkies, GG.
He's too off.
This is the 300 charge cash out.
Bro, this is a bad beat.
This is- he just cashed out last turn, man.
It's actually a bad beat.
And the fight's actually close.
Manor regen on...
Aw man, now I want these swapped.
I mean, I have to do it to take this, but now I want these swapped.
Can you corner Victor and get away with it?
Because then I'd rather have a task beat on this than mana regen on this.
I mean let me see how it looks one round.
I mean it's fine as long as I don't hug this corner.
Like as long as I don't hug here it should be fine I mean it's still way higher value
because I know because they don't have that many melees it's only gonna it's not gonna
hit this but it's actually fine because it's hitting me a lot.
Yeah but then it went left.
I'm not just not good.
I want the- I want the- wait, why don't I just put- why don't I just put the big door
over here?
I am fucking stupid.
I can just go double middle.
Bro, I could have just went double middle.
I'm gonna just do...
Okay.
Why do I have a total...
a Ford Victor I'm fighting the other cash out what the fuck hello wait
I'm not me going to Corky if he hits, I probably fuck that man.
He has to find the last two with his pathetic amount of gold.
Oh, I can level for another boy, but it's not even worth all of it.
Did he hit?
He hit ribbon three he hit ribbon three
And I'm just sitting here holding the corky tg tg
I don't know which one to sell. Which one? Okay nice.
My god doesn't walk even.
Honestly it's probably, like I have Arcane to summon it, it was actually just Neeko that
one. It was Neeko that way.
Oh actually this guy is four to make this.
So this Victor unit holy shit
He's so cool
I am not even convinced that losing an item here.
I heal, drain 195, health drain, scale down, so Krongrind is really good.
I can move Sunfire.
What if my Sunfire unit just dies instantly?
Oh wait, actually, wait, Triforce is ash!
It doesn't even start with the...
...man anymore.
Wait, what?
They took away the Triforce starting mana?
This shit sucks!
It's 300 health, 30 AP, 30 armor, oh that's still pretty good.
30 armor, 30 MR, 300 health, okay I mean that's still pretty good.
Holy shit I'm just not fighting the ribbon guy ever.
But I mean I don't lose to anyone so it doesn't matter I'm still guaranteed top 2.
He's fucking right.
He's right.
2 time in a row up up.
Don't care.
Yaaaayy.
Holy shit, Victor shits on Zed.
The Zed is just sitting there trying to make clones.
And yeah, I just watched shots from all.
Yeah.
Big da.
Alright, I just leveled up for four Voyager.
Can I beat ribbon three?
attack damage 300 shield 1200 damage a thousand weight damage two thousand low
key I get cramble vest instead of like
I just lost an old low key
low key low key because he's stuck in this corner. I mean he has a long story to over
but like I mean I just deny a little long story and I like I lose 2.5 amp to gain 6 amp
and more shields, but come on man.
And...
Wait?
I'm looking at three gloves.
I mean that's crazy. After this 8th, I said as soon as I want to climb, I can climb.
what's this? 1, 2, 2, 3, 2. Just wait. Grandmaster.
Oh no I can't because my hexes do three mana regen and then it attacks me on Nami, like
it's actually too good, I think, but also not really because I don't, I don't even know
if the rogue even proc.
Like I think if it didn't have a radiant item maybe I have a chance, not really.
Maybe.
Do I have a chance?
Maybe.
I am fucking tired, I'm fucking tired.
You know, I, okay, honestly, if I become a tick, I'm not even tired.
I'm not tired at all.
I said eight hours yesterday.
What the fuck?
even tire. In fact, yesterday I wasn't tired either. I just wanted to go watch
watch LCK. Wait, what? I didn't say that. Wait, what?
Alright, I just need to state this LP for the next 3 and a half hours and I'll be GM.
I need to go P or not P, but I need to P and I'm going to get some immigrant.
Played on Zillian to watch LCK.
When is a...
Wait, let me just message Robin.
When is he going live?
When is he going live tomorrow?
You're right.
you
Oh, cool.
you
Hello?
Is Motherfucker just bought a table just to put a pot on?
Oh
Oh, no, no, no, no, there was a oh, no, there was a tree on it or a plant and
Honestly, I'm even aware of what I didn't even I didn't know to go on
No, it was real. It was a plan.
Ah, it's just so boring, man. Like, if I actually lock in, isn't every game I play
Like if I actually lock in isn't every game just a two-point X. I don't get it shit is just it's just boring
Like how how can the hate watchers even eat shit is boring
And usually when I say that it just it's just a fucking this is found out
But surely I try to keep it up so I can at least make it to GM
let's finish this quickly
rushing
I got a bow.
Gigi, Gigi, Gigi.
Alter, bow tier, Gigi.
Alright, hopefully no one else has alters so I'm un-contested on the line.
I feel like soji 80p's a two yes the board is broken I don't understand how
people aren't playing side GG I mean the game's over I don't understand how
people don't play Zayac. It's actually... is it Gold Opener or no? No. It's it's
legit it's legit just OP. I don't get it.
The altar is... oh actually wait someone has Forge and Strength. No I'm pretty sure
I can actually outcap-
I mean low-key you can actually outcap force and strength great this guy's gnar hopefully he doesn't play towards like fucking
alter buck you
But I'm pretty sure you can actually outcap force and strength
I mean it's altar with comeback story I have infinite attack speed infinite HP even more HP
I got all I need and then I already have cracking like there's no way you ever like if you build
ginsu listen if you build ginsu with comeback story and altar what the fuck you like popping
Oh, yeah, nice. It's Kinsu guys punk champ bro. What is that just reach me?
Whoa rod from that shit what
I mean, there's two people open.
I mean, there's three people open, honestly, I should just, I should have read this and
moved it cold.
And just make 10, make 10, make 10, make 10, 20, 30, and then I just port to it anyway.
I'm down.
Can you say why it's wrong instead of being mean?
Oh, it's just you have infinite attack speed.
Like the general rule of thumb for items is you just want attack speed with a flat.
And then if you want, I mean, attack speed with a flat in an amp, yeah.
Like you, you, like this already gives attack speed, Alter also gives attack speed and you're
just sitting there building more attack speed and like it's fine, like it's actually fine
If you have a, like, if you natural the rod, but if I, if I pop an anvil, there is no fucking way it is ever correct to sit there and finish the ginsu instead of going for more bows.
Because the best as I is always gonna be like cracking red buff, last whisper, more crackings, shit like that, you know what I mean?
But if you, if you go out of your way to kill the bow that you naturaled with the rod that you chose, that has to be really sweet.
I mean, it must be.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Like, let's say you natural rod and then you can just make like, Vow, playoff, cloak, Kinsu, that's fine. You can make it.
There's nothing wrong with, like, attacking or attacking, like, it doesn't matter.
But, I mean, you can't...
It doesn't matter, like, the item is not good. The item is just not good.
Or no, it's good. But it's not that good.
And I don't really want to slam anything because I don't have getting Ambles so I kind of wanted to make sure
Mr. Lou, this is gonna be a full-loss whisper
I'm the chances of me getting ideas also good
I'm gonna hit pause from no man. The only problem with doing this is that I have to take the rush
But yeah to cause plus sugar do is there an Ezreal TF3
I win, I have BF Gloves here, Boat here, BF, and then the board is always the same, it's
just Jax?
I mean you can hold BF if you want, Jax, honestly BF is probably better than BF, BF here without
space for his unit is fucking dog shit.
I don't believe again how bad was TF in the spot, I mean I have combat story, I don't
like I come at 35 units instead of me is that right I mean it's probably still
you're probably still thought for but I'm pretty sure this game plan is legit
eight or not a legit force
but I'm not sure anything else is fine you just go show me but but I mean I'm
pretty sure this I should it's fucking broken
Okay
Rast
You hold Samira like an upgrade Samira to I'm pretty sure Samira to is the legit truth
This unit is fucking broken. It's you just so much damage. Where's rest rest
Nunu Ziya like any fucking random ass Bastion
and you'll find something, you can play Ornn, you can play, you can find, and then you can also hold Naur, you can be Sniper if you're probably good enough, Ornn, and you have to miss the 5 costs, that's not that stupid, right?
Yeah, if you hit Bard, you play Bard, you hit Morgana, you play Morgana, it's just the
core is just going to be any random bastion in like this shape, it doesn't matter man.
and roll the fate weaver
Sheppard
not just massive sheppard making deacon
maybe I just get like
some eagled in the shitterniko
that would be a problem
I'm getting one animal
It's actually impossible to do the same drill, so my entire board game, the amount of combat
this is, it doesn't look like a lot, but it's, what is this?
A full item that's really good.
I should go for the one better.
I
Mean if I hit BFL with combat story, oh, I will be full pivoting to Vicka so I'm just not gonna bother
Yeah, augmented power, this is guaranteed.
Oh, there's a guaranteed cosmetic, I'll take that one.
Like Baron's lair is an instant wind.
Dummify with no altar.
I'll just get gold, second wind, Judy.
Yes.
This game is over.
Let's go.
I have a tier tier, so how good is that? Not that good.
I have two tiers to play around.
After I beat this guy...
Turn into your gold cloak.
I could just go red buff, play off of the DV, and then go... I mean, I actually would rather go Kraken, play around. I mean, I'm pretty sure it's just always Kraken.
Like, no Kraken, just GG.
But I can make actually red buff adaptive right now.
Red buff adaptive...
I don't really care if I want to lose, honestly.
I don't really care what I lose. So I will be just jamming the Kraken. Don't care.
Tier is a half-vow, half redemption, half whatever the fuck, and then BS sort of tap
every item in the game and both have ever in the game. I have come back story
second wind it's guaranteed to be gold and what's something good plot armor
no just yes or makes every other game both means every other game if I don't
if I don't load in with three items what's it called omate and it's like
early you don't even care if you lose man I've come back story and the more I
lose the higher chance I get this I get this anvil and then also just it just
it doesn't matter if you want to lose and you legit if you lose that's a good
thing if you win that's a good thing it doesn't matter when you win you lose
except now that I want this round I better win one of these next two rounds
or I'm gonna be fucking mad
and that's the problem
Without taking Thresh here.
I mean this is actually good, so I don't know how to complain about this.
But now I got a Rod.
But that's why you just go Boke.
Because now at least I can make Gensu.
But I mean I have to go Gensu because Rod, how the fuck can you ever kill Rod, you can't.
That's the problem.
Like other than ginsu how can you how can you kill rod you legit can't
Crown guard, okay, then how do I kill the tears in your motherfucker? Is this rage bait?
spirit visage oh my god it's fine it's fine
if you get given the ginsu you can just make it's fine i'm not going on my way to
oh man this is too boring just look at my spot
I'm not just winning this round then because I don't really want to be on the amount of
EXP but I'm probably going to play on 4-1.
Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
Should I just go to Jackson?
No.
I think I should probably be in 4-3.
I don't know what to do with these.
No, I think I should pretty good in forwarding, I don't know what to do with these rounds, I think it's close.
4 favor, 45 out of 15.
I mean if I lose it, then you don't know.
I think I prefer to win.
I'm just gonna open and win this one.
60
So on a diet you
You just a birthday birthday president a zaya to
I go double crackin plus I also do GS Val
If I go Adaptive and Playoff of, I mean I don't really want to send GS, I mean it's Adaptive
for sure, Gargoyle Adaptive, Flisval, but I think I'm going to wait one, because I much
rather have Red Buff for last Whisper.
There's only two turns and the chances of this giving a glum or a bow is a nightmare.
But uh, yeah this guy's birthday presented?
A Ziya too.
Great man, that's just three Ziyas out of the pool for no reason.
From just straight luck.
This game is fucking trash.
Nah these augments not.
It's just fucking trash, like how, like how is this a lab?
Oh, god.
Honestly, it's perfect in one turn.
I am 48 HP.
What happened to it?
This guy has 1 new new, this guy has 3 Zyos, 0 new new so that's pretty good.
I will, I will fit to try.
No joke.
Man, actually he's pretty strong, he has his twin guardian on mech, or psionic, and I'm
pretty sure I shit on him honestly.
That's for sure, it's actually good at fighting them out.
And...
It's rolling a good amount.
And then here, with the amount of gold that I'm rolling, if I don't see a single Zyah, if I don't hit a good amount here, is that really my fault?
Not really, I mean, I...
And he's over.
Who the fuck are you shooting at? Please tell me.
I'm not even joking when I said, nothing can do.
I need to render one star and lose one, I'm not happy to lose.
Also, I'm getting Eve's Lune, which is uh...
one new new that's three new who's gone double Morgana is that good
I mean I'm pretty sure I need damage, no care.
Also I don't really want to, I mean it has to be stronger because it's double mana but
this Shen unit is legit the truth.
If I lose one, I'll roll, but I'm pretty sure I'm not going to lose.
I don't have anti-kill though, but I also don't have- like you do too in the games over,
yes?
I second wind whatever the fuck I get from it.
If I hit Morgana too, I'm gonna play it, so...
Honestly?
How many dudes are we on?
I'm not the goal, because I can hit...
Okay, after I hit this, I can just level up with this and actually play this.
But it's not actually good, but yeah, it's not that good.
Uh, okay, I mean, if that didn't be good.
There's no F-double brass.
Flat armor and MR on this amount of HP, that's different.
I mean I'm fighting a Forge in Strength with a, uh, this guy's gonna do the two.
I'm fighting Forge in Strength?
I mean this is what I call it the bad beat, it's just Forge in Strength, no one's bouncing
the fucking game, man.
I mean it's fine.
I don't understand how you can lose a single round after you cash out, I mean you legit
can't.
It's so fucking broken.
All right, well, I'm just going to run just for the new new 68 and one turn
All right, and I just don't know where James my board if I don't hit a new new to it's fine
Like it looks like that fight was was not close and I got shit on but I'm pretty sure
Holy shit six more out of five
That's too
Nunu to great man
This guy has a new new and that guy's also has a new new
I don't get it. That's too great. Let's do a level 10. I mean, I was gonna find it strong
Haha, you win none of them.
Really?
I mean that's, we're not just being level 10.
You fucking piece of shit.
I mean, it's just jitto for Bard, and this is my board, but hopefully I can find a new one eventually.
You wanna keep Bard dropped somewhere? For what? A zero-witted fucking Bard? Oh fuck no, man.
No, Blitz is not good. It's not good. Oh great, I'm fighting, but did I just fight
this guy? I don't get it. I, I, ABA this guy. But Loki has to win because this time I have
anti-heal. I fought him last time without anti-heal. But I legit ABA this motherfucker.
Great, I lost, like I just, I fought him, it's an APA, like bro, this matchmaking is
fucking trash, like how man, oh god, two more mana, oh god, I mean it's just like the fact
that that's close by the way, the fact that that fight is close, you think I can lose
these fights? Okay, honestly, this set looks pretty strong.
I mean, this guy gets fisted.
Why is this guy even holding a new, new... Oh, he's playing Stargator.
Like isn't the ABA actually unreasonable as fuck
Like what the fuck is that
How I just fought that motherfucker I
This is a guaranteed top two or early is it actually no the guys to help it
No, it is a Guaranteed Top 2! I just ABA them!
I can't. I can't.
Who's in my pool? I don't even know!
Oh! Oh, oh, oh!
Coming there, uh...
I'm inside T-Fall, let me talk to it.
Nice.
Let's get in there and do awesome stuff.
Judy is in the door. I mean, who found me, too?
Who found me, too? I need a lot of people to jump in.
Look at my board.
He didn't kill a single unit.
Yes, it was Nunu one the entire time.
Wait, bro, is your mo- are I muted?
Am I muted?
What do you think I'm bitching about this for the last 30 years, man?
I'm just sitting here, the bitch to bitch, no.
Bro, it's just- oh wait, oh no, oh wait, actually no, I wasn't even bitching about the Nunu
too, because it's like, I feel like my board is pretty stable anyway.
I mean this time he just gets fucked, like I actually, he has brawler.
I mean as long as I put this like over here and then I put this here, it shouldn't make sure he does the corner right.
Blue J! Did he message this recently or did I DC?
Blue J!
Why does it look like I'm getting fucked?
Oh my f- and then I shit- no, no, no, no, the fact that my board can't outcap fortune
This game is ass! It's just ass! This fortune strength augment is so broken!
It's so... He caches out at 40 HP and he's 39 HP, right?
Wow! Wow!
Temple better so he doesn't get to late game.
Making being 3-5, he cashed out on 3-5 and didn't lose a single round for the rest of the game.
You had to kill him for 108 rounds!
Like, bro, it's so OP!
It's- they buffed every single fucking orn item, they nerfed almost all of the prismatics, and then you just leave the shit in the game.
I can't.
How the next patch I guarantee you this shit is gonna get the fattest fucking
I guarantee it like it's just it's the stats of this augment in
Diamond plus right now is in the twos and
Then when an augment Stargazer TTV bro, I
I fucking hope
And then your back line background is just a picture of Lux. I fucking can't man, bro. Oh my god
Okay, anyways
how
Like when something when something averages in the twos
It's fucking broken like what even when an augment averages in the threes it's broken
Yes, so how is this augment averaging in the twos when it's a if a lose streak?
A lose streak augment is averaging in the twos?
Is that broken?
Yes or no?
Yes, because on average you're going to win out.
I feel like a lose streak augment on average should never win out.
It's just, it should be a risk.
But where is the risk when on average you win out?
Oh ho!
There is no risk.
just broken it's just broken
And I just ABA the cash out.
Yes, I played him three times.
I played him three times in six rounds.
How is that even possible?
Oh.
Did the uh, the Hawks win?
What are the, the nix is?
Oh, the fuzz was a one point game.
Was this a good game?
I mean, I, I, that was a stupid question.
Josh Hart went 1 for 9, played 40 minutes, and scored 2 points.
What?
Holy shit.
Oh, I mean, this was actually a bad B. Okay, never mind, the Hawks are ass.
I mean, it's actually a bad B. The Hawks shot 40% from 3, whereas the
Nix shot 28% from 3. And they lost by 1.
Oh, I guess, never mind, the Hawks shot 70% from 3, and now, okay, never mind, it's
I mean, it's kind of bad, maybe.
So where's McCall Bridges, where?
20 minutes, 0, I mean, that's not even that bad.
You're doing 0 for 3.
Nevermind, he went negative 26. What the fuck happened over here?
Is he just legit AFK?
You are a definitional buff score watcher.
I mean, I'm playing TFT, man. I can't watch the game.
But I feel like if a team shoots 20% from 3,
Whereas the other team shoots 40% from 3 and the team with 20% from 3 loses by 1.
Chances are it's a bad V. Like I feel like it's a bad V.
I'm not even on the game and in fact I'm a Hawks fan.
But like I feel like it's like, bro they shot 20% man.
I'm a Hawks fan and I feel like, bro if the other team is shooting 20% and your team is
shooting 40% I am a Hawksman their odds are always good since when because
every time they load up they just they're just giggle under us and they just
always win
so now a Hawksman and then I started watching some of their games and this
Jailin Jaws guy it's the fucking ghost the fucking stupid ass 70 year old McCallum
In that other idiot fucking or not the other a Jalen Johnson. He actually looks like he low key looks like Sarah's brother low key
Wait wait, have you wait said to go have you seen John before have you seen Sarah's brother before?
You remember what John looks like doesn't he kind of look like Jalen Johnson low key like an agent Jalen Johnson
people not really people people
people surfing I mean I can actually play what's it called website yeah
Oh
Shit patients of worship also opus fuck oh shit
I think if there's no tf flair
like if i actually gave a fuck i mean no i did no tf where i don't care i lose one gold
and hold the tf or Ezreal then i lose then i get the hold atronst is that good
I mean, I'm kind of not just playing TF, honestly, and I just don't hold that, because who the
fuck cares.
I think I'll only buy TF and Jax.
TF, Jax, and Talon.
But honestly, I might not even hold Talon, because I think on average, two shops nets
you more than one unit, I'm pretty sure.
Oh shit, oh shit, maybe I can get I mean one more free role then maybe I can get a
Gaze up
This serpent
All right, and rest
Or not stargazer time-breaker
All right. Well, this is gonna go work
GG's. I can't.
My tier 1 already breaks even. I got to roll twice. I feel like rolling twice on level
3 without losing gold is already good. Yes. I'm not losing the fucking hold of stupid
would ask that one. I mean, maybe even if we're mountain, I'd probably win.
I'm not confessing, right? All right, well, what do you think my ADT
is from the spot? I don't get it. Like, the game...
What?
Fishin' is ass with no giga augment.
How can- how is TF ass?
I just ran the entire lobby with- with- with prismatic ticket circuit.
Like I- and I- isn't- isn't patience is a virtue?
Basically a tier one prismatic ticket?
Yes?
Aw man, it's actually bad.
I'm uh- I'm terrific.
perfect. So I can't get a feasible goss. I mean the only downside is I can't hold the talent
but it's like it's not even mounted so I'm not even moving the knowledge out. I mean obviously
talent is actually pretty good though. I'm in T3, Jestery, and then I use push. Uhhh Aurelian
soul. Am I making it to 40? I think it's about the same.
My sphere of influence grows.
GG.
It's the only unit that matters, Jax 3.
No Jax 3, I don't think you can win a single fucking round if you don't have Jax 3.
Wait, I just realized how the fuck am I getting this anvil?
That is not that good, just make it right away.
If you just go TF33 item and you just go to the builds, I think there's a Nashor's
through the first 30 pages.
I think what I'll do is I'll just use my 3 rolls on a run on 4 and then I'll just wait
5 plus 2 plus 1?
Oh yeah.
Oh, I need to win this round. I'm out of the game.
I need to win this round, or Gigi.
I win this round, it's just Gigi.
Because then I go straight to 40, and then I skip straight to 50.
Please, I must win this round.
I actually must win this one.
Okay, you know what, take this.
Oh, fuck.
Bro, please, please, please.
This one round makes it so I can cash on my anvil.
I'm fighting the strongest of the three.
This is not looking good.
Okay honestly it's fine it can just get it can just drop me six gold but like the
thing is you're guaranteed two gold and I would have made 30 and I want once I'll
get 39 gold and I'm at 41 and then I'm at 50 and then I get four gold and an
Oh my god my items are ass
I'm going to use the free rolls on this stage.
Why is Pantheon?
Three rolls.
One.
Two.
Three.
Tier chain, tier, tier chain, bow, cloak, tier, and what's it called to play around?
I get a, uh, I'm starting into the serpent, it's really good.
I mean my spot's still, my spot's straight up in the ones by the way, not really, it's
in the, it's in like the high tunes probably, and the spot is straight up illegal.
I mean, if I get components I can see when the game, if I get gold it's okay, not really.
I mean, honestly, see the flints were, some part even that bad.
I mean, I feel like on average this is way better.
I mean I get, I think on average this is better.
The only problem is I can't salvage bin without a, well that's pretty good.
Glove chain, Glove tier. I mean I can't salvage bin without, oh actually I guess I can go
Glove chain, Glove tier, Fiverr Boomer's, Hodge with that. I'm not going on TV, I'm not going on TV either.
And the next turn I'm getting the thing and then I can just remover and probably use some
rolls I guess.
Alright, what do I have?
I have tier, tier glove glove chain, tier glove glove chain, or tier glove glove chain,
tier glove glove chain, tier glove glove chain, it's on a surface.
I mean it has to be good, I mean it gives crit chance, would not sure too, like for
I mean, it doesn't matter. I'm solid. It's your glove glove chain
One for all I feel that
I am too old liking it.
Here, glove, glove, change.
There's no cloak.
Here, glove, glove,
glove, glove,
there's no cloak.
I can go Archangel, Nashor, too.
Aurora, too.
I need a cloak.
I would probably buy Talon enrolled, but I don't even know, like when I buy Talon, I'm
not sure.
But I'm not buying no fucking dumbass Caitlyn, bro, fuck this unit, man.
quest. Do you have a reforger? I mean, on average, am I- I mean, do you think I have a reforger?
And I have...
I guess I can cash it out, but my board is my board, it's fine, it's fine, I got this.
What'd I get?
Oh wait, and GG, see, I mean on average I feel like it's much worse.
I
Nasher to gargoyle
real
Nothing wrong with it with what's it called?
I mean honestly I kind of like ending the conditions, especially with it.
And I have a glove to play around.
How much clear is this? 80?
Also I should probably just roll until another talent.
Gwen.
Let's finish this. Let's go fucking around.
What the?
Let's not finish this quickly.
And I'll just wait for the next wave.
80 HP who cares I mean I just get too gold to turn it by if I don't see a unit I mean
this patience is a virtue like how much gold have I gotten from patients in the virtual
a lot, a lot, because I got to roll a lot on level like 4 without even losing D.Con.
And then I'm just, and then I, I mean it's a lot, I mean it's actually a lot, 5 tries.
Also I should probably just level the 6 of roll now.
I mean I'm 2 off the talent, 1 off of what's it called.
I don't know, I'm just going to keep these items here, I'll just keep them.
Yep, cool.
I'll go up the road, I'll go QG, and also just itemize the enemies.
A rod.
I can go rod, go up, go up, go up, go up, go up, go up, go up, go up, go up, go up.
But then I might have Nashor too, because it's not even good to move the JG over.
Okay, but I'm pretty sure the talent three is actually good man. I can't and now I'm
out of rest. And then also Gwent three is also good like I don't have enough damage
a BED, a BED, a BF sword.
I guess I can just go like, keep you here.
I'm sure he's BED this for now.
I mean, the broad glove is like, fucking useless.
What?
Okay.
I guess- okay, is it actually Billy or Corky?
Lilio-Corky.
Because I don't have Glen-3 BFL.
Amp on, like, how many traits is this?
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Sword-Smith, I mean, I don't even have any units.
Who's the fact?
Lilio-Corky Riven.
Lilio-Corky.
over who
I'm not buying that 32th level
rest
Kill him or it is good, I mean it is, but I mean it's also good to just fucking just shit on them.
Damn a giant.
I'm kind of down to just play Nunu Zaya.
Nunu 2 Zaya.
And I just say fuck it.
This guy has Nunu 2 and Zaya 2.
Alright, never mind.
Five serve is kind of good.
Oh no, oh wait, nevermind, I have a lot of what's it called.
I don't have a single two star man.
That is a pretty good loss considering I'm fighting new new two's eye of the...
I'm probably gonna level nester and enroll until...
and then I have BF, cloak, rod, glove.
loved. But I could have won that round if I used the Forge of Rod. But honestly, don't
know how I've problem-arded the F-cloak. Like, Riven? How many traces Riven, Corky, and
Milio? Riven, so you never place Corky? It's so sad. I mean, yes, the unit is ass!
look up corky corky you need is just trash
you fucking idiot bro it's fine every single one of these rounds it's just a
talent you did. Like, should I should I just roll for for talent three and then low health quest?
Fresh? No, I'm definitely not. Nope, broad, glove. Oh yeah, no anti-heal. Two-cloth, Gwenn.
Oh, another count. I'm gonna level up and inroll for the rest, for sure, and I probably should just roll by now, let's hold on.
3, 3 to roll.
Shit.
One roll, GG.
Alright, I should probably roll until...
Okay, honestly, should I just level up for the new mosaic and play 5 Serpent and just call it a day? No rest.
Is that fine Rod belt and I have EF boat?
I mean I lose, I lose uh, oh wait I lose, what do I lose? I lose 5 list and I stop dying.
Braindians of Gargoyle Echoed, Kinshens.
I mean 5-7 I should go for it.
I
Got one off of talent
And then the Gwen I mean talent okay talent three listen talent three plus
Okay, Talon 3 level drop fight. Wait, let me read 5 Serpent. You get 10% DR and 40%
but I mean I'm down. I mean if I can hit two stars. But I need Talon 3. If I don't have
I'm not gonna hit Nudu too, man.
Do you have a Zazz without 4 Fate?
No, no, man.
No one even plays 4 Fate, Weaver.
I don't know where the fuck people are getting this idea to play Corky fucking Billy on the
board.
Like, bro.
No, man.
No, no.
what
On team the academy it says four feet weba no no no don't do that
tier bf cloak rod i mean any chain i mean bf cloak i mean i don't even know what this is but i'm buying this
The team gains 15 ad and ap on
I mean, I don't want to lose my rolls, man.
I could go glove. I mean, I have broad glove. I mean, it's
Rullo here for sure. And I can go TV guardbreaker. But then if I
remove the broad glove I go ie plus but that's not even better and I think this
guy has a diet you know
I was not a lot I'm getting dirty over here. Okay
And that's how to die though
I'm sure they'll find something man, can I find Talon 3 please?
Nami too, is that good?
No.
You think Kaiwing can die here?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
5 space scrolls with what's it called.
He's Maokai's 3 odd bench.
I fucking hate it.
Oh nice he's dead, okay
Do I have enough money to hit okay? I mean if I could just I'm out of the room
GG I mean I'm pretty much actually broken it is
I
Would look at xia 1 damage 6.68 damage hug me buddy
I
Was what's it called the TV guard break up
I mean I could go Marilla on someone else not really I'm rolling this is pretty good I
I can either go mana item, aw man.
I'm not gonna block.
I can also try to go three item on this.
I mean, blue buff on Talon's pretty good.
And these items are shit.
And now you start itemizing Talon.
I'm down.
Tear, glove, glove.
Oh, I can go actually I could go
I think I'll get the genie with Andrew Lee.
Is Jin better than Five Serpent?
Who's up in the hole, huh? Who's up in the tunnel, man?
I think I lost anyway.
I'm on each game.
And now one life.
In now one life.
I don't know why I'm not buying you considering a card plaker plus what's it called?
I
Never forge the nope
Oh for now he is a three-star
I can take the emblem and try to cap higher, I mean that's it, my scores on TF are legit
in the do's but like this guy all of all the boards are so close and they all
just have like Voyager plus one the mech player has Voyager plus one with
an anima or radiant gargoyle that guy's an anima cash out victor three
brass three every single other fight is just straight up just like a one fucking
my my TS scores are actually insane like it doesn't matter man like it's
just it's just a bad thing like it's I I don't take the fucking I mean I can try
to outcap them with with the fucking the quest I guess
but every single round it's just it's actually just I don't I needed to
report the rod and get three items
Because those two rounds on stage four like I should just win those
It's not like this board does anything later, they're not medallion
Check fate weaver stats, the only thing you're checking is whether the board makes it to
level 8 or not. I don't know what to tell you man. I don't think I've seen a single fucking player
above Emerald play Thor Fateweaver.
But to be fair it's because the best one is Medallion and there's no reason to push levels
ever when you can just sit on six and roll for one three,
jacks three, and then push levels and just play Rast.
Because you would take the fucking Gwen 3 plus Rast over any possible fucking minute outside of 43.
We are just a place for fate no he fucking doesn't no one above emerald place for fate his tfd academy website
They don't even update that shit man
It's good against fucking news. It's good for news. If you have no idea what you're doing that. It's actually a good baseline
It's my down, I mean.
I'm actually putting Talon, I'm gonna click a little bit.
I'm gonna hold Ezreal, I'm also gonna hold this.
I'm not even gonna wobb bring this, it will be useless this time.
I'm not even selling Ezreal.
Ezreal, Wobb, and Trunks.
I'm gonna have to hold this for me.
I'm just stopping and going.
I mean I also need a hold this somehow, but I can't.
If I go clutter, what am I even playing towards?
Am I just playing, uh, Nose God No Climbing Demo? It is your school hex.
And already well.
It's burning roots pretty.
I mean, I can also seemingly count to anything, but I'm pretty sure those sound open if it's
actually good.
Eh, I'm at any risk for no reason.
Rod Beltier, whoop.
I can't seem to be counting to you.
It was a demo.
Victor.
Captain.
Save in the cap.
Can't be on whatever it's called.
It was, it was Nasis.
It was Nasis, Teemo, No Scout, man.
What the fuck?
I can't.
What the fuck?
GG.
You trash, deserved.
Okay, sure, man.
Whatever.
Deserved.
You trash.
You trash deserved okay sure man deserved you trash for fuck you man
I'm not mad at him, he's got a free streak.
Doesn't even look.
I probably might have to hand him off.
That's fine.
Alright, what am I playing with saving the count?
Last nine?
Probably.
Probably, I'm just gonna 4-1 all in and just go straight to 9.
Oh, I can also play road pretty well.
If there's no road players.
I have one Kaisa.
He says Captain Alas, I'm not sure.
Uh, it says Bill Scout Ezreal Cho'Gath.
It says Spreading Roots and Vanguard, uh, Anima.
Oh, that sounds like a good.
The, uh, the 3 cost reroll, like, this savings account into 3 cost reroll is fucking broken.
It's just, like, it's just too much money.
too much money. But the problem with fast nine, if I slammed a belt it would have cast it once.
The problem with fast nine is that sometimes you just die, and then you're reached.
But you know what's OP is when you have every three star in the game. Stop winning! Why?
I
I'm still a fortune-taker ass you are ass
Ari, Yasuo
A piece for yourself percent and you burn over the duration, can't be on Timo
I mean if I burn over the duration, I don't need to make that fucking dog like him
I mean the moon is still pretty good, it's not like a one-shots.
What?
You timed out the guy typing paragraphs.
What are you doing?
uh with solar attacks you don't yeah you don't
all right it's a wrong game nothing wrong with that
and i don't have to worry about anti-heal
What if you just end up by VHP? Who cares?
What the fuck, man?
How? Oh, God.
Warm, hyso, wrast, abarma. Who cares?
I go where my razor juice.
Wait, also, what's stopping people from holding Aurora on their rolldown
and going Aurora 3 as well.
I mean, I know what's stopping you, it costs 7 million fucking gold.
But you know what I have? 7 million gold.
I mean, this game is a guaranteed top, whatever.
I have...
It's lose, win, win, win, lose.
I mean, pro.
I think I
I'm not gonna bother playing this anymore
Cuz uh
Cuz uh, I could probably just go on the 33 and I make 40
Odd you see okay. Okay. Who came here?
I have anti-healed here, so I don't have to worry about anti-healed.
And it's just basically like 18% extra damage. It's not even bad. Is it on takedown or is it on? Yeah, I'll take that
That's pretty good. And then
Stop waiting, what are you doing?
Bro, fuck you man
Wait, holy shit, I'm gonna have a million health
One turn is perfect, group hug on frontline units, I guess we have BFsword, a group hug
on a bunch of HP front line and I'm not playing... how many front leg units am I playing? Sheppard?
Am I even playing Sheppard? No. I mean it's not Thunder Satz, it's not Epic F***ing Rolldowns.
Eat the flames. It's not that. Bro, this is not good man. I don't even want this shit.
JDJ. JDJ. I mean it's actually pretty good on 3 stars but this shit is f***ing useless right now.
Legit useless
12th the level is perfect staff one
Okay
I'm about to load in or three brass. Okay, probably not brass three because there's a victory roller
But I'm gonna have kaisa three fizz three brass three on two one three one four one
Replication what's it called full streaking into complete stargazer shepherd with a new new
You know he is on his feet, yes, I'm aware man, thank you.
I'm sorry.
Great man, wait, wait.
Not wait, not wait.
I mean it is 12 to level but now it's 2 to census so now I can't.
I'm not trying to lose 2 gold.
Well is it 2 gold?
Yeah it's 2 gold.
That probably is lowing for a motorcyler.
How many games did no play today?
Not enough.
I can catch on two turns, because it's 7 plus 7 plus 7, or wait, so what's 4 times 7?
Or 3 times, wait, 34?
Oh, we know it's not, I have to catch on 3 turns, I can't do that.
Just look at the spot.
Honestly, isn't Art Rogue's actually fun?
I feel like Kaisa is so fucking cool.
Bro, they should have just reprinted the Kaisa that gets the stacks.
Actually, I guess not.
I feel like the stacking shit is cool, but not really, because you can't really click.
At least this one, you can lose into it.
i mean i can stun them with
i kinda want to be a sword
morta kaiser lulu catered
you like what you see, gorg feet
Honestly, how much damage is the magic?
None.
Nevermind.
I was gonna say that since I do some magic damage, I can go sparkbug.
this for sure not worth it's level 720
yeah honestly I could just go Aurora 3 and then just level for Darkstar. Thoughts?
and then instead of carrying this stupid ass biz I'll just put items on Aurora
instead wait is it is it 70s look at shit oh yeah yeah
I mean I think Aurora is way tankier than fucking stupid ass and then also this hex
I kind of want middle or I think
Great
Caitlyn three talent three item here gargoyle vows solo plate jacks on medallion
Okay, honestly, is this even worth the money?
It's gonna be 20 something gold, man.
Probably not.
Where's my gold?
Oh, oh, I get it next year.
Bro, this shit is not worth it.
fuck you, man.
And yeah, one roll for fun. Don't know why I rolled.
What am I doing?
Well, that's my nest in.
And I said play it.
Dipper.
Chain.
I got a Niko. That's pretty good.
Oh, chain. Something broke.
I don't have what's it called but it's kind of fine I don't have the other thing is there
4, 4, what's it called, 4 orn, what's it called, 54, 1 rast, soul awakening, I mean it's not invested, I mean it's probably, I mean I think soul awakening is rast, golden gambled, phantom thieves, I don't know anymore.
I don't even have Rastu.
I don't have a single karma either.
Karma 3.
I have two off.
Eh?
I don't have a single karma for the brass fucking stuff and then I also don't have
Nice. Ice armor. Ice armor.
With the fucking hexes.
Oh, I don't get it.
I'm probably just gonna send it. Hopefully I can find one farmer.
I mean, if I had Rammus too, I would have instant Niko just hit it, man, but I mean, it's a
TG crit.
I
Sure Nico I didn't hit this three one off the board or two off I guess and whether this is so are you
I'm pretty sure if I have 3-star on Ornn and 3-star on Spades, don't I actually win that fight?
So I'm gonna buddy to level for Jin any time soon.
Not really.
GG.
GG. Not really.
BELT ORD! BELT ORD!
Rainier item is better than fucking the three full items!
XD!
Fucking idiot. Wait, what?
Time to do that.
I
also like how how
shop
last was a couple is pretty good what is this
Do you call B to E last whisper plus whatever adapt it plus whatever
But I can I can just level for ribbon and just TV ribbon as well, that's my board and I just like this guy
Is that strong?
Where's that?
That did just something to that.
I mean, that prisoner should be actually broken now.
I should have already been working on that.
I don't even know what these are.
All right.
I'm hungry.
Hey, cutie.
I feel like Gargoyle is worse, because I have group hog anyway.
And it's getting you extra 30 armor and MR, and also the shielding is kinda nice.
Alright.
How much is the level?
What kind of level is it?
I need to level through this fucking ribbon and then start swapping the QDs over.
Oh, I have a boon.
The boon.
Boon.
What the fuck is this?
This Talon just stuns and I just can't move?
What the stupid ass fucking...
Shit is so broken man.
I can't move.
Like, my Kaisa attack once it's like...
Oh my god, this fucking TF Medallion shit is so cringe.
When kind of level?
Kraken, Redbuff, DB, Blubuff, whatever it's called.
Blubuff, Kinshu, whatever the fuck.
Alright, well, if I can level for Rammus 2, Riven 2, I'm pretty sure I just run everyone the fuck over.
This guy's Samira 3, no scout, no pivot, Ezreal 3, Malkai 3.
On Cryogenic Eggs.
This guy is Ice Armor and I'm all melee clumped.
Oh.
This fucking stupid ass Kaisa.
I can't move.
Alright.
Peaky.
Alright.
Am I close to leveling here?
Like, I have five rolls just sitting here, man.
Hello.
40 to level? No, I can level next turn.
Even shroud, blue buff guard is good, Kraken, JG is fine, and then this side is also fine.
Cryo, Genenkex, oh god this guy looks strong as fuck.
And I don't even think I beat this guy. So who the fuck do I beat?
Oh great, I'm fighting the Ice Armor, man.
Oh my fucking god.
I'm pretty sure I can actually beat this guy if I had a...
If I had a level for it.
But I think he's too strong.
Yes.
Oh, I actually killed him somehow.
How do I even play this Victor 3 and I'm full clumped with group hug
Who is letting the tuner cast again, man?
Wait! US!
Gym for Eroticator?
Gintsu Crown?
I
Boy staff of red buff blue buff kraken
All right a
Radicator I mean surely this isn't that broken
What do you think this is the orbiter?
What do you mean orbiter deals damage?
Like is it actually that'll deal no weight right?
I'm strong in this for sure right?
Right?
And then I mean this guy can't lose
to be cashed on animal weapon. Okay, all I need to do... what do I need to do?
like karma to like Britain to is better than Jim one and then I mean surely I don't ABCA
it's not right. I mean that's karma too I guess. Yay. Bug game. Not even sure why I'm
I can see double ribbon choppers, right?
Blue buff Kraken, GA, Crown, Nashor 2, DD, Blue buff Kraken, GA, Even Troud, Nashor 2, DD, Blue buff Kraken, and Blue buff is pretty good.
What the fuck am I doing here?
No, I have I have this room shit, man
Great, I can't move
This medallion TS is so fucking broken
I don't get it, and this guy just fought some trashcan, I'm pretty sure.
It's so broken, medallion tf, like I just don't understand.
He's just level 60 entire game, just one-shotting everyone.
Your entire board just gets 50% damage amp.
This guy catches out a 300 animal weapon, I mean this guy just loads in with 3 star fucking
everything, loads in with it, it's just a bad beat.
Oh my god.
these games are not real games. Oh my god. It's just not real games. How is this
medallion tf even allowed to be in the game? I don't get it. I just don't get it.
Like medallion tf? Don't you just get a free like a fucking idiot can play that
shit.
No, I had Serpent.
Medallion TF cannot lose a single round.
It's not even possible.
You just load up with 50% damage amp.
Look at pro.
You're jacking the 7K damage.
Jack 7K damage, Italian 20K damage,
one fucking TF card, 50K damage,
entire board, 50% damage amp.
Oh, fuck it.
I'm sorry.
Like actually tired or capping what do you think?
Also this anima fucking shit, this anima cash out shit is pissing me off as well.
And then also I haven't seen spreading roots in a good minute.
Honestly, I haven't even shown the Google talk in too long.
I mean, hey, I updated it.
How can you bot three?
I mean, I went like an uncompressed fit.
I mean, the rest of the lobby is a fucking no your shit, man.
I don't get it.
How can you bot six?
I mean, you can't.
You're guaranteed top two.
Spreading roots.
You can't bot three.
I mean, this is spring roots to one, by the way, like the three to one is still good, but
it's not fucking broken.
Calculated loss.
How can you bot three to tanky bot three?
Honestly, you can probably bot whatever.
i mean will be dismissed but i mean
uh... and i think but but six
how can you
drop your brain about that
and about five people picked up a six
you know how you bought for the virtue
and record to one the cause of restart three hundred
I'm getting promoted buddy see
all right
How is Emily above me in rank she's not I think she got demoted to her true lp
He's getting too much hate for no reason.
His team is ass, his coach is ass.
And he's just getting scapegoated.
I haven't watched a single fucking basketball game,
no, I haven't watched the Lakers or Rockets.
But if I were to guess,
I feel like he's gonna get scapegoated.
My name's Alperin2, WTF?
Who asked?
Thoughts on Guangdong Tigers?
Who the fuck is that?
That's on Guangdong Tigers. Who the fuck is that? What team is that?
The Guangdong Tigers. The Chinese basketball association.
I'm not watching that shit. I can tell you that.
Also, this Kaolin counter is also pissing me off.
Are you just sitting there praying that your radiant item is good, and that's just your
entire placement?
Yes.
Almost all the fights after that is just whether your radiant item is good, unless you're
like, giga ahead.
It's the medallion
Someone with a tf opener just wins the game for free
The only game the only team okay
Perhaps. Is there an Ezreal?
Ezreal? I mean, I'm probably not playing Medallion honestly.
Oh no, I need to hold this, uh, move the yo.
I
Because other learnings it's a medallion nice man. I wonder who won this game
And I'm no other choice
one, two, three, four, five, six, what's more important, Nathis or Leona, it's the okay,
I don't even know why I asked.
I'm pretty sure you need gargoyle, wait, wait, that's pretty good.
I
Win the first round it's fine, but I'm probably gonna lose anyway. It doesn't matter. This is urf
This guy is I mean the doubt this medallion Tf shit is so broken. I
I oh wait nice. I think it's contested. Oh nice. Good shit. Good shit
But Pandora's bench wait
This guy's Pandora's bench. Is he playing?
I mean the fact that he's not rolling the team. I mean the fact is not really bad
Wait, I think he's playing wait. I think I'm contested team. Oh, wait, I'm rolling this wait what?
No, so what the fuck am I gonna play then?
I mean, I'm he's not he's for sure not gonna three-way contest fucking what's it called
Maybe I just hold poppy I just go for big artery and I just carry a big are this game
Every four seconds
If I got an HV Arbiter, do you think he's pivoting?
Where's the guy that I thought was gonna contest?
I mean he's holding Hrox.
Oh wait, he's rolling in Stevo.
Oh nice!
There's just three, oh no, he pivoted it off, he pivoted the fuck off.
Alright, nice.
Alright, I don't even know the board. Is it just 4 Vanguard eventually? Like Zoe for
Arbiter, Fiona, Nasis? Leblanc eventually? Do you just drop Zoe eventually? Or I don't
what is this pocket week great man fuck you that's my oh my fucking god it was
the other one just praying it up all eventually man
I mean I got some get some mold
bored
allowing a list
Let's finish this quickly.
Okay, I mean, I'm kind of down to go for a 3 star here, but I'm not gonna make the
reverse.
I mean, I need to find a 1 cost, and then I also need a cloak.
Also, don't I need to open this round?
Don't I actually need to lose this round?
This over Zoe for shepherd. Okay. Well, I want the fucking Leona HP man
I didn't see our okay, then then then just fucking wait before you type man
How do you just sit there and just type the first thing that comes to your fucking- never mind man and...
Okay, well, I'm broke and what kind of comes back eventually I mean I kind of do care about
I think if I have a ruins, but I need them
I need a cloak here like I'm pretty sure no gargoyle on the owner is just an effect. Yes
I mean rod is also pretty good. Oh, and I said no I'm back
I
Fuck it we can bother you what I get
I mean that's actually pretty solid
I actually got a lot. What the fuck? I don't bet. I mean this is looking good. Six copies,
five copies. Yeah. My items are actually insane. I have half GS and then a half of Redemption.
This is looking solid as fuck.
Gee.
And I need econ or items.
Just infinite stuff.
Baron's layer on early learnings is a lot worse, but an item is an item.
I can go gump.
No, I mean, it's not this.
I mean, it's not that.
I mean, it's not hold the line.
All right, I'll be taking this one.
Gee.
And what I get?
An adaptive fucking helmet.
Are we serious right now?
How are we getting an adaptive helmet and calling it a fucking tank item?
Adaptive helmet.
Fuck you.
I don't get it.
How do they call this a tank item?
Okay, honestly with Baron's lair, I'm down for gunblade.
Yes?
I mean, I have early learnings and Baron's lair.
What the fuck does that mean?
I'm kind of down for this healing motherfucker
It's just a bad beat again man. Wait, is this the worst one you adapted? Yes. Why does he bitch? Because I got the worst tank item
Like this isn't even a tank item. What the fuck is this? It's dead!
Well, I mean this guy's bored. I mean this guy is just, well, I mean he took this and just sent every fucking item on command man
Boy, you the guarder, JG, Lassler, DB, whatever the fuck.
How is it not a thing?
I mean, it is a thing, but it's for sure the worst one, man.
Oh, but you can get the intro?
Oh.
Alright.
It does never, I mean, I have what's it called though, I have Baron's Lair and early learnings,
which is like more than enough.
yet
animal street
katelyn three
three we all know who's alert
another tf player
this has to be on us
I don't care what's OE to honestly
So that's easy to hit this three nevermind
Yeah, every four seconds I gained 14 from your area. It's not actually good, but
All right, I mean kale surely I hit something I mean, I'm just gonna make every fucking item known to man belt BF belt BF
I can go double gargoyle.
Gargoyle and then adaptive backline eventually Kaisa Narkarma karma
I mean gargoyle is a pretty good item man. It was a really good item. I think
And I have bell for an deal eventually
But I can also go Sunfire
But the thing is I kind of need spark and then that way I can go like GF spark
And what I get and nothing and nothing and nothing a border Kaiser
What a guy do you what are all fucking
All right, I have the tech you just you just carry this fucking idiot and then just have this one so longer
14 per 4, that's pretty good, J.
Kinsu, gamblers, whatever the fuck.
And he has a Leona too.
And I don't know as far.
As far as I can actually think of the Leona, until...
until I get a little bit more, uh, it's getting, and, and, where are my units?
Five Naces, five Lists.
I didn't see a single Teemo in the last decade.
Ah
GG I got nothing I got nothing
This guy's three Temos one Leona
This guy's a TF whatever the fuck real or this guy's three Leona
I mean doesn't matter say every single TF is out of the pool man. Come on. Come on. Oh
Great
Okay, but like look at this Teemo's damage with Baron's lair early learning this Teemo is just one-shotting them at Teemo
What the it's gone and you're dead as well. Bye. Bye like bro
Just wait like if I can somehow make it it's a level 8
Don't I just shit on everyone? They're boards or just they're fucked
I'm pretty sure Milner3 is fucking good.
Like really good.
BFBFBFBFBF another BSR?
Okay thank god I got a reflection.
Okay, I need Milner3 for sure.
Or is Nasus 3 enough?
I mean I'm pretty sure I have to push after Nasus 3.
Okay.
If I don't see a single Milner.
But I'm pretty sure Milner3 is fucking good.
Like really good.
BFBFBFBF another BSR?
BF BF BF another BS okay thank god I got a reporter
look at this B
Miss list three
My god doesn't want
Bro fuck this is out of development get the fuck out of here you idiot
I mean I can go shiv first.
Ah, nah, I'm going.
I'm going to not fuck that.
And then I just- no way I miss a fucking rod or a bow on pale.
Yes, it's not even possible.
Fuck you.
I believe the game is over.
3 vanguard, rolling for days, stand united, team enough.
One component and two random three costs, stand united, I mean it's not stand united.
Hard to little sentient on this, and I just rolled with a fucking one shot, bossing lesons,
no.
Wait, how much is it at level?
Does anyone know 30 something?
Does this make it so I have enough to level this turn?
Or is Partial Ascension actually a 20% amp on...
I mean, 20% amp is kinda good though.
I mean, it's pretty good, fuck it.
I mean, it was enough to level,
well, I don't even know how I'm leveled.
I never, yes.
It's a two star.
I mean, it's Partial Ascension with,
I mean, it's just flat, flat AD and AP,
AD and AP, and then I get amp.
But I just need to survive until I can go,
so now I can go voice out.
I mean, there's no way you miss boat and rot on tail,
I'm always clicking KO here if I miss both and Rod I mean that's what you know what it is. You know what the fuck it is
I'm kind of not doing a gfamp on all this buddy
Just look at this team damage. Have you seen a jacks die that fast ever?
It's just a fucking nuke dropper. GG GG. GG. GG.
Uh, I mean I could level for Alawi and just keep my streak.
I'm just gonna do cashouts.
Do I beat this guy if I level for Alawi? Probably, man.
Hopefully, man. 32th level? I mean, it can be constant.
And G.
What is this?
Uh, Nami is next in?
Great, I'm fighting the cash out. Loki has to win.
I'm pretty sure I can actually win this.
My board is disgusting.
And I'm actually certain I can outcast this guy.
Like, I'm fighting him without anti-MR right now.
So what happens when I get anti-mr?
And then also
It killed my t-moment, bro. It killed my t-moment. It's a bad thing like what the fuck is this and then if he had anti-mr
He's just fucked and then next time I fight him. I'm gonna have an actual 28
Wasn't even close
How is this not close?
I will bring justice to this world, no matter the cost.
I can't.
I mean it's fine, I'll just get it on Treasure Dragon, it's fine.
like gs with uh with with with flat ade like
and
i mean i can go stracke and play around cloak or i go bt and play around
I'm just gonna go start cuz I need to go what's called I
Want to I want to be able to see you like better items
Here oh
Wait, oh fuck radiant star and now there's no way
one two three four five six and then bring it some fires like okay, it's still fun like sure I
Honestly, very sad is not even bad. No, because half the value
All right, we'll hold that on this rack.
And then if you make it to 9, you just drop...
You just drop Nami for Blitzcrank 6 Vanguard, yes?
and then you just fucking they just can't kill anything oh wait this board is
fucking broken I can't I'm sorry it's not even that bad because the declaw sucks
bro you can't remove man it doesn't work it counts as your your item or whatever
There's level 610 playing what? Oh, may have a dequel on this matchup.
I mean, bow, tear, I'm digging this.
J!
Bro, Raid of War 1 is actually probably the worst one I'm not even getting.
This item is actually bad.
Like, flat health on flat health, Arbiter.
Is that supposed to be good?
Nope.
No, sir, it's not.
Is that supposed to be good?
Nope.
It's not.
but I mean it's better than Starak I guess it's percent get double yes it's
percent of their fucking base your motherfucker
oh
she'll be based on I mean yes I mean that's true I guess you get that you get
the shield you have more shields so I guess it's fine I guess yeah right now
the radian Sarac is not that much HP it's just a radian Sarac it has 90-80
like the value of radian Sarac is no longer in the shield but it's in the
straight-up flat 80 but I mean it's still fine
space grow plus two nomi to ribbon to pk to let's break on eight
G.G.
G.A.
Holy shit, it's just... look at the one auto-
I think my-
I mean it actually is a one auto one kill, but not really when this guy just-
the fact- okay, no, the thing is, usually when you load up against this shit,
I just want you guys to know, your board is gone in 5 seconds.
Who am I going to lose to, by the way, if that's the fight?
I would love to know who the fuck I'm losing to.
Also, what I also realized is what the fuck are people playing Nami for?
Isn't it always Rast on 8?
What the fuck does Nami do?
Please tell me.
It's 3 space rope?
For what?
It doesn't do anything.
Replicator?
For who?
It's RAS for sure, man. This is just... It must be Rage V. Alright.
My chemo is dead.
It got one shot.
Oh, shit.
My my other unit is dead as well
I'm actually about to lose the tank Caitlyn cuz they just killed my what the fucking bad beat is this
Medallion TF GG GG bro this shit is fucking rich man. Nah, I mean
48 48 the level I can suck one of them. That's her
It's just a medallion TF like a fuck man also hit Baron's lair on medallion TF. In fact, I think they're two-way contested as well
Okay, I mean I kind of position I put it in the corner
I didn't put in the corner and it seems like that the
Talon was prioritizing corner units
I think.
I hope.
See?
I guess Nami's better cause you can dual carry Nami.
Oh that makes sense.
I mean I can go Chrome Guard on...
No?
I mean it's not Rabbidon.
That doesn't do anything.
What the fuck is this?
I don't want any of these.
Can I get the JG back? Was there a JG earlier?
Oh my fucking god, JG.
My problem is ass.
Just look.
44 AD and AP.
Five per second.
Oh, sorry.
I'm at one of the meta item.
I didn't want to fucking another whatever the fuck this is.
I need a meta item, man.
Ah, great, Medallion TF, oh actually I think I'm Medallion TF Bob Ward, oh he did, U.S.
What's this space scroll plus two with a blitzcrank?
Nashor's void, JG, GADP void.
I mean, this is this town just killed me last time.
You might even fight this guy.
You need gum blade on Teemo.
Let's do this instead of killing them. Let's just try to let's just deal with you
I got one shot what the fuck is Gumbly doing?
It's just dead.
Wait?
US!
I mean, I can go rafts at 9, but I can also level for...
It's not working.
I'm just gonna be sitting here, pressing D for Nami.
I'm pretty sure it would have been better if I had bloodstaff, I fucked up.
I'm just fucking here leaving the children, I'm terrible to kill at all and I don't die
at all.
Yeah, we're definitely going to be doing that one game.
I lost to the clone.
My Q is still alive.
GG.
Wow.
Medallion PF won again?
Wow.
What a fucking surprise.
It's just a fucking joke.
Like, I don't know, how is this medallion
should even still allowed?
I don't get it.
Your entire board dies instantly
and your tank is a fucking legendary.
You can find a legendary tank on six.
Oh my God.
And he was contested, by the way.
It went one five contested.
1-5 contested.
Is that even good?
When you can test the comp, and it averages a three?
Yes!
Hello?
Is there a B patch coming?
TFT Academy, it's rated C tier.
Really?
No, it's not, it's A.
Wait, they put Ziya's Stargamer at S?
How?
I've never seen anyone play this.
Bro, I'm pretty sure these fuckers at TNT Academy just watch me play and they're just
like, wait, this Ziya shit looks fucking broken even so do the averaging of two, let's just
move it to S. I have not seen, I rarely see anyone play Ziya, but I'm telling you this
shit is actually good.
I mean I'm pretty sure Zaya should be A, Jerome Victor easily S, this fucking band barred
Vex, 9, no, I mean I would say this is probably an A comp and I would say this is like a S-com.
This is, I don't know what the fucking cap of penis this is, this is easily an S. Kids,
this is easily a B, this is easily an S, this is a minus, Darkstar plus one, easily, yes
A is probably good.
Voyager, crap, who the fuck said that?
Carrier, 8 Pro, fuck you.
I mean B is probably good for this, I mean this is probably good, the Blancon is probably
good, Nova Marauder is probably fine.
Nami flex is as easy as C, Vanguard, Teemo's fine, Korky Riven, B-minus, Aurora, Victor,
and B is probably fine, B is probably fine, Yi, Riven, Flex, just take this comp out, Vanguard,
Zoe, I'd probably give this a B-minus, Lulu, Rero just take this comp out, Ezreal, Chou just take
take this comp out. And...
Well, no, I mean, I feel like I played B comps all the fucking time.
Like, you can easily top 4 with B comps, but like, you actually need like the god setup to win.
I mean, I just played Teemo, it's a B comp for sure, and I went 3rd.
But I had a really good setup.
No hard finds me.
Can you say, explain all the comps?
Alright, space mode plus 1 or unplayable.
This shit is easily A because you literally have to hit everything.
You you tense rate backstage for win the game drone victor you low key don't need him a BFL makes it so you definitely don't need to fucking
Giga weapon, but you probably want a weapon that you can kind of put on your back line or frontline
But you don't want the fucking the the matrix or the fucking the other dollar trash. I mean, sorry guys or alters really good
Serpents really good. I
Without that on comment on it's a really good don't fucking bother playing great to thank you or an orange Samira Samira jacks new news
I did not be down.
I have a little-
Samira, Samira, Ornn, Ornn, Jax, Nunu, Ziya.
This comment's not that good.
I mean, this is just T1, Medallion, plus whatever the fuck.
I mean, Primordial is in Primordial, Reroll, Darsaur, plus one.
That's just friend and root feed and Rofi.
Ah.
Oh.
Great.
It's Medallion again.
PogChamp, whoever just gets gifted the fucking-
and it's on various champions.
Whoever just gets gifted a fucking Augment that makes it so they can't get contested, fucking TF, Caitlyn, whatever.
GG. Wahoo!
Oh god.
Can I play it?
Huh?
I'm not I'm not playing off the talent and it has to be TF and Jack's
I was not actually good, the problem with what's it called is, what's the problem?
Even if you find a 3 star Caitlyn, a 3 star TF in Medallion, it's actually worse because
you actually need to sit there and just roll for everything. If this were like serpent it's slightly
better because you can you can actually start pushing levels with like with the three star you
know what I mean but you can't push levels with medallion like it doesn't do anything you're just
gonna sit there and fucking roll so like please tell me what that's supposed to do absolutely
holy bad take okay I'm okay okay bad take I'm still good let's let's uh let's just see how
how medallion goes when I work the way to fucking TF and I'm just sitting my
my tier two is to just sit there and and play
I'm pretty sure I'm uncompressed at the victor, uncompressed at the victor.
And I am guaranteed first. GG. GG everybody.
Bearers. Bingo. Savings account?
That's like, honestly that's probably like BI or Bingo because it's fucking, it's really good.
And then, oh wait, what's this?
Uh, oh, Timebreaker. Okay.
And then what's this?
Draw an uplink.
And then what's this?
Barriss's champions?
And what's this?
I'm not contested.
Bingo!
It's a fucking GIGABINGO!
GG, GG, I mean this is a legit GIGABINGO.
What the fuck?
Alright.
I can't.
This game's over.
Bingo! Bingo! What are my scores with Victor? Have you seen me ever even bought 6 with Victor?
No, man! Just look at my spot! It's illegal! It's legit illegal! I have savings account!
I mean I can heal, eat, and then give me a chain, I can go see, I mean defaults are really
there, I mean this will be a warning to the rest, and bingo, bingo, I mean the big that
doesn't even matter, like it actually doesn't, because I'm going to be 3-5 all in any way
and if anything it means that I can't even full open, and I'm trying to full open here,
go. You just want to be as low as possible so you just get the items because like if
you hit the board with the items, who do you lose to?
Allowee. I mean I can play anima with a, is there a briar? But I'm not sacking all the
way until what's it called? I don't even need that shit. Can I make? What if it's too shittiest
even if I can play? I would have to, I would have to sack the entirety of stage 5, which
Which honestly is kind of fine if no one else is opening.
Is anyone open?
I'm pretty sure I just win this game if I don't go to the channel 1, but I'm not even
kidding.
I'm pretty sure this 300 end of a shit is actually bad for my start.
don't get because I can just 35 send it and I guess I could just sock to and
then wait for the cash out but then like I I'm like on my board like I'm
looking my board is actually good so do please stroke it the setsy what
I mean, it's just always me, Claude.
It's really good.
I mean, I hit the Aurora, and it comes back.
Bro!
Okay, fuck it.
Like, fuck man, like, I'm just gonna be one like, I mean, it's fine, it's actually
But I'm like pretty sure I could have just uh, I need to save my beforeers.
And then I, I mean I already checked previously that no one's open.
I mean the 3-1 animus 500, it doesn't matter.
Like, the 300 doesn't really matter.
All you need is 300 and GG, but I'm playing Victor for sure.
There's no way I'm not playing Victor this game.
It's just a game, I'm just curious.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Invader Zed.
8% damage amp, solo plate, killfire, charge, transfer, I mean, yo.
Maybe I can actually kill some units.
He looks like he's playing the board.
And then...
G.
I mean, it's a bit of a de-ball for sure.
It's always not de-ball.
It's always voice-off here.
And then it's, uh...
I mean, I just need to be sure I'm two lives.
As long as...
I mean, I lose this, right?
As long as I'm two lives, GG.
And killing one here is already guaranteed two lives.
oh hello all right okay i mean okay it's not guaranteed i just need to kill like
two more units like maybe maybe even one more
and then if they open it is what like if they decide to open on me it is what it is man
I can actually kill some stuff over here, Loki.
Like our Rektai's over here.
It's over here now.
Never mind.
It's over here.
Oh no, it's finally my turn.
Is it open?
No.
Alright, I need to kill one unit or I'll meet
Not really I mean it doesn't matter that you guys it doesn't matter what your HP is after I catch out
I'm not gonna single fucking around man. I don't fuck down 37. Let's say I get
Minus 12 minus 12. What's my retreat 12?
It's probably first
You can just heal with this as well, it's not really felt here, both here, both.
I mean here I'm probably going to take Soraka, he's actually pretty good.
GG.
Bro the game's over man, it's a 300 anime cash out and then if someone decides to just
open, it's fine.
Because I'm still gonna win the game. It means it means that I save a life and I'm
just gonna load with Victor 3 anyway with the combat augment. Yes?
You have one Victor buddy? Yes I also have a million fucking goals. I'm about to
load in to 4-1 with Victor 3. If you genuinely think this is- you know my first from this spot
is legit? I think the chances I go first from this spot is probably-
I'm pretty sure it's like higher than 60%. I'm not even joking. It's- if you can't see this
winrate being absurd, I'm not even trying to cope. It's fucking insanely high.
Savings account with the combat augment and cashing out 300. I mean I have to kill one unit here and then it's 60%
I killed one G, it's 60%
Like as long as I'm two lives, like the only way it's not 60% is if I'm not two lives
If I can kill like one more unit next round, it's...
He's right, thank you, I'm aware I'm right
You're ass! Press it! Instead of calling me ass, why don't you be thanking me on the fucking Raptors?
Thank you buddy
You're not asked big bro, I can't
I
Decides level 5 so I've already killed you this time this game's over this game is just a certified fucking lock
Gg gg
How did he throw this open or throw it? It's over the game is over 15 HP. Ah
Ah, it's over. It's over. I can't. I can't 300 charge anima cash out. I mean the only way it's not over is if I just have no weapon.
I mean, I would actually reinforce the battle buddy crossbow because I think my win rate is legit higher with anything else.
And the game's over. I can't. I can't.
Look at my gold just look at my goal
I can't.
Here, here, rod, glove, belt, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here,
Voidstaff, JG,
Clear, Reforge, Chain Cloak, Chain, Reforge, Rod.
Clear, Rod.
Oh, oh, oh.
J!
I mean, I'm too off of this.
And I'm too off, I mean, I should have just sent the Jury over here, but it doesn't matter. Look at my board.
I'm off fucking a million items. My items are fucking perfect. I have this item here.
I'm in the game with over buddy.
Oh, God.
GG.
I'm 60 gold. It's actually not even good.
Like, I could have just 3-5 all then. B-45 HP and it was a guaranteed top 2.
But I mean, I just played... I didn't... why did I not sell this?
Why did I not sell this? I can't.
Uplink, tool lotus. Uplink, tool lotus. Uplink, tool lotus.
Tool lotus? Uplink, tool lotus. Uplink, uplink, uplink, uplink.
Little buddies. Kill the seal. Uplink.
And...
I mean, I'm I'm I'll actually stop holding on this to have more do yes
Hello how how how
How and now I'm zero gold I was one off man for 50 million gold
Oh my god, how how and then I would stop going on list 2 as well
I don't even have list 2 how how how I don't know I don't know
I'm not going for this anymore
I also don't have a single Nami.
You just cannot lose a life here.
If you lose a life here, the game's over, man.
Also, I've not seen a single Nami.
I can't.
Also, I'm pretty sure Wormon's is not good, actually.
How much armor does that thing have?
I don't have a mommy.
I'm feeling it.
I don't think I need HG if it's in my tank, it's never going to hit the backline if he's
I'm pretty sure this unit just kills his entire board.
I don't even know what this does actually.
Every 15% max health lost, fire, crescent, projectiles, something, something, something.
I would literally, I legit have to heal like 20 turns for a 3 better, so honestly I probably
shouldn't have so embarrassed.
Like 15 is too large a guarantee, the only way this makes a difference is it gives me
a life on stage 4, or stage 5.
Okay, how come I don't have a single Nami?
Also, aren't people just gonna go to 3 star 4, cause let's see what's going on over here.
The order to kill more.
This guy has 2 tankies to mirror ward, I'm just helping this guy.
Also, I have a D-claw.
Wait, I can actually dive through this guy.
What the fuck?
Ah, shit.
Ah shit, because I have D-claw on my-on my-
Ah shit.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I can actually die to this guy.
There's so much damage.
Also, I can die to this guy for sure.
If he expects to.
Eh.
I mean, I need Nami. I actually need Nami.
Wait, how? Wait.
It's actually insane in that entire roll down. I didn't see a single Nami.
Is it me or KBXRG who is actually good at the game plus handsome?
Okay, I mean yes, but how the fuck did I not see a single fucking knob?
But how much gold I rolled?
What the fuck?
Wow!
What the fuck?
Boom boom boom.
48 to level.
Oh great. Samira3 has Red buff, has anti-heal, his items are fucking illegal. Nunu2 even
shroud bow adaptive Red buff Shoujin, i.e. I'm dead for sure, or I'm not dead but I
lose to him for sure. But even then it's still a top board, doesn't even fucking matter.
Okay, I actually win this game is if I win this game is if it's us two and I have perfect info
I just start spamming the remover on the declaw and then I move this like I get gravel over here
I will shit on it. I mean, I just need gravel mess
Hey spot, but not the stupid ass declaw
You said you would win. I mean, yes, I will win. I can outcap, you know, 2-10 is Samira has a 60% win rate when you hit 1, 2, and whatever the fuck 2 as well.
But I will still win. It doesn't matter. But I mean, I need to remove this D-claw, though. This D-claw is trash.
But I need the D-claw.
I
Mean it's still resist like not really it steals
That's what is complete trash
What?
I don't know, it's not like it matters, I think, like surely this can well be won this, right?
Yeah, you just site my Nami, you know, Nami 1, but like, whatever, okay, but I'm certain
I lose this, I'm actually certain I lose this fight, man.
Yo, yo!
It is zero Nami's on I'm gonna know this one
And now to the huge upgrade I can't roll man. No, I actually
One whole
I can't even fight this guy so why do I roll again?
I can't even fight the uh, ah fuck.
I think he fought my clone.
I can't even fight him.
I was only one-on-one though.
I'm gonna show them my b**chers not dead.
Like how broken is that?
I was only one on the wrong level.
I'm gonna show them my bitch is not dead.
Like, how broken is that?
I think my...
How broken is Medallion?
And now one life.
Where? How do I not have Nami? How? I- I've seen people hit Nami 2 on 6 with how much
gold I rolled like bro and he's in my pool and he's in my pool and he's in my
pool I'm fighting him maybe there's like a bug or something wrong that like bro
this too tanky shit I mean that last fight it's just a
not me to get and that's I go second with not me to by the way yes I mean it's
not even close
Oh, this doesn't even look close actually.
Is this a home dip?
Why does this not look close?
Actually, never mind. I'm not doing any damage.
I'm dead. I'm dead for sure.
Actually, it's not hard to get this kill.
Okay, never mind. I'm not doing anything.
Okay. Okay, I mean, look at, not only one damage, man.
I don't get it. I don't get it.
Is this my game bugged?
Wait, is my game actually bugged?
I think I have seen like 300 shops this game.
Look at Nami what, oh great this guy just hit Nami 2, nice man.
How?
He wrote no gold!
The one cost re-roller hit Nami 2 before me.
How?
Like a pro
Oh, that's a million fucking old man
Oh man, nice, they're just full streaking, they just didn't fight each other, I don't
get it the amount of gold that I rolled wait no actually how this has to be a
one in like honestly you know what I actually learned I'm just gonna stop
I'm just gonna stop saying games are guaranteed top whatever's because how
like the fact that you can sit there and roll 200 shops and see here with one
Nami that's actually fucking wild and nothing is guaranteed legit nothing is guaranteed
Nothing
I need a mad item on speed.
Which side?
This side?
I don't get it.
Okay, honestly?
Oh, no, he has last whistle as well now, man.
Wow.
I can actually win this is not my thing, you know, yeah, and I'm obviously gonna be dead next round
And GG, I'm dead
Honestly, it's not even a not even a not even thing there, this shit is so fucking joking
And I went fit
Because he fought some trash can, he fought the team over roller, and there's two people full streaking
Medallion TF
To take Isamira
What a fucking joke man, I don't get it. I don't get it.
I mean the wind share on two taking Samira?
when you hit the board what is it 26% 3.08 and yet new new two with an even
trout three item two star three item blitz crank let's see let's see any
sticky gold by the way ah yay this is definitely playable for me like bro I
I don't get it man. Oh my god. I can't even fight wait. Okay. Wait. I don't know. No, no, no, can everyone just sit there
Can everyone?
The last allowing
Cost me 80 gold and if that doesn't cost me 80 gold, I could have nine done on
On probably like five whatever I didn't see a single fucking Navi, so I'm just stuck here rolling on it like bro
It's just not reasonable. I don't get it
It's 70 gold for one allowee and the thing is I if I just found the allowee over there
I can also go rast three like
Wow
This game is dog!
Also medallion TF? Wait, how is medallion TF still in the game? I just don't get it!
Every single game you just can't run the fuck down by medallion tf you can't do anything
The jacks is unkillable the tf is the best fucking
The best Terry in the game the talent is legit giga broken like how can you do anything?
I'm so sure of it.
I'm so sorry about that.
I'm tired.
But Nick's off.
Phoenix is still dying.
GG.
It's Friday.
Alright, I'm going to stream.
Oh, I don't know.
I thought the games were going to start earlier.
Oh today's Friday. Oh, oh, oh, oh
I think it's... I think it's... I think it's...
Mordor's must succeed. The things will have been.
You will know your place.
Bob J. Bob J.
I've got this space-time on lock.
Oh cool, Legion 3's big bang.
Calculated loss into a fast 9?
Bro, Legion 3's so broken man.
How they calculated loss into a fast 9 is also broken.
I have fucking the thingy on 2-1. Allowed.
All right, well, who's gonna go over? Hi, gang. What is it? Soraka, A-Soul. Oh, fuck. I mean, I already know the bad beat.
The bad beat? It rolls fucking the stupid ass A-Soul offers rewarding quests, and
then it rolls the one where it gives you a...
The emblem and then somebody hits. Oh great. You are at he's already set it up for it. Oh, great spatter spreading roots
Sniper space Grove. Oh, that's me. You just play a Samira on your board. Nice. He's got dropped a full Samira about
Are you hundred? Oh, no, I uh, what I mean. Oh, right. API a big shit place out I
Am so bored
Can you play the game, please? I am playing the game.
I mean, this is how you play the game off the board. I don't get it.
I have calculated loss with time break.
GG.
And now I'll be going straight to nine.
Two star everything. GG.
Uh, okay, well, I kind of want to make sure...
Like, what's a board that I can cash out?
I mean Ezreal is, is what, I've been, I've been my level 5, I just play, my level 4 I've played Fateweaver, my level, I mean I'm, I'm pretty sure I'm getting the uh, the what's it called, I mean it's probably choked out the list for some reason, there's also Primordian, I mean, am I just opening, well I'm pretty sure I have to just open for this in the end of a player, great man, I mean I was gonna open until I just died, and I'm not letting this guy hand me cash out for free, oh great.
Jax too.
Over it.
Wait?
What the typewriter do? I haven't played this set yet. When you lose, you need a roll.
Bunking.
When you won.
all right just don't give me the dog quest
I don't want to risk getting opened on, but he can easily just open.
Braggis is Sionic, and Mutual is Replicator, and Arbiter is Canine. Mutual and then Sionic, and then Arbiter and then Conduit, and then Guard Star, and then Guard.
Will this ever stop? Probably gonna do some random math. This is not the light, it gets kinda boring.
Just not the emblems that I win games. Just not the emblems. Just not the emblems.
oh that's good that's good for me I can also heal eat hell but I I'm kind of down
for a moment
Alright, well this game's averse, whatcha playin' buddy, fast nine, 2-2-1 everything,
GG.
They'll have to get through me.
Chewy, Chewy.
Holy fuck.
Chewy.
All right, could I uh fight this iron-o?
I mean, I'm ridged, fuck.
Oh, god.
Rod belt cloak.
Level 450.
I'm going the fastest fucking nine of all time.
Holy shit.
GG.
Okay, can I fight this guy? This is not acceptable, man.
How come this guy's allowed to just sit here and just cash out this fucking animal weapon?
It's pissing me off. Hello?
Can I fight him?
He's actually playing as strong as board as well, that's what pisses me off the most.
Did I fight him?
No, he's just playing as strong as board and just getting away with it.
How?
He's actually killing units.
He just killed it!
F**k!
Dodge me the whole stage, man!
My god doesn't want peace.
Is this like complete about everything? No.
I want the animal myself, but then what if he just opens harder and then I'm straight?
Is there a jinx or a briar?
No.
Alright, I'm just opening until I fight him.
I'm here to roar too, but now I kinda want to anima.
Maybe I should just roll then.
Maybe I should get my own animal weapon.
I probably should have, I mean I should have for sure.
But then again, you just...
I mean here's a roar too, so I can even open up.
No.
I should have.
Did I fight him?
No.
Bro.
Oh, is he fighting a shooter?
Yes!
Bro, Slam!
No!
He slammed all his items!
How, man?
Bro, like, what the fuck is this?
Focus on yourself!
I am!
Because if I'm gonna win out with one life,
I can't have this guy just cash out a fucking battle-buddy crossbow or I'm screwed
No, no
I mean, am I actually gonna be able to cash out a weapon for myself
I should have done it last time then.
Okay, it's fine. Hello? Okay, nice. I mean, it's actually not that good. I actually have
to sack an extra round, fuck. So how do I do it by sacking the extra round? I don't know
if I can, I think I'll be fucking dead.
Could be one. I mean, I guess I can heal with Soraka and I can heal again.
If I can get like 12 HP, but even with 12 HP, I think I'm still gonna be one life.
I lose this, I lose this, I lose this, but I mean they open and I need to see if I can
be more than one like after healing 12. Other than that I just see some shit catch out and I just...
Fuck, I should have just rolled a 4-1 then.
Is there a rocket deal?
No.
I don't get it.
Wait, how do I cash out without dying?
Does anyone know?
Wait, 41?
I sacked 3 more.
I'll be one life.
And then I just pray I survive.
All right.
I'm sure that I don't fight...
Wait, is he gonna get a 300 anyway?
Yes.
Oh, I'm actually killing some stuff.
Alright, good shit.
Good shit, everybody.
31?
I mean, I just want to be like more than like half of life, you know what I mean?
And then I can probably just kill the last one off.
I mean, do I actually need 8 trucks?
A collie that I didn't hold?
Sniper plus 2 with space roll, but am I just gonna die to him? Surely not.
I think I won, I think I won, but honestly it's like if I win it's actually a good thing,
low key, because then I don't have to actually wait, I won though, okay but honestly it's
actually fine, because now I can actually go 9, yes, like I don't get the 300 end weapon
But now I save a life. No, it's actually a good thing. It's actually a good thing. I'm not even getting
I'm this is fine. I
Was end the game with Aurora 2. Okay
What are the fuck Aurora 2
Am I rich enough to go fast 9?
Am I just like 4 man, more frontline then?
I mean kind of. I mean the board is actually pretty good already.
But just as a board 2, I would be mindful of at least 4-1.
What am I even rolling for?
Alright, chain cloak, rod tier, chain, rod, df, ginsu, ravenon, gumbly, chain tier, chain,
cloak, chain, I didn't hit a crown lord, or what's it called, gg.
I have 14 more rolls.
I cannot.
Never play miss. I mean I can actually pivot to that easily. I just need any trucks. But
I can also just play like two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two,
Second Wing Ascension, I'm kind of down for Ascension with Galio, Perid, Urgot, Starfstar,
Akali's useless, and a ribbon is Riven, Shepard, two Vanguard.
Alright, can I level up in one turn?
I've never played with block on my board.
Team 2, Bravlon's.
In 3 turns.
I mean I actually have 14 free rolls.
No cat.
And I'm probably, okay honestly I'm probably not even playing with Colleen this game.
I'm not playing this.
I mean it's probably just going to be Aurora, Galio,
Nunu
I already have Nunu too Blitzcrank, Galio, Aurora, oh wait that's not Galio
Oh great
Okay that was Bumbley I'm kinda down for Vex, Morgana, Jin
I mean, I probably want to play actually like atrox to call these Shen Fiora effects.
I mean, it doesn't matter.
I should probably put atrox in the planet though because I'm pretty sure it's actually
good.
Okay.
68.
60 to level next turn.
All right.
I think I'll be all in next turn, okay.
Do I have enough money?
No.
Yes.
No.
14.
14, 14 rolls, I've opened 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4, no, but I don't think I can sack 2 more around then.
Why is he going Aurora 3? He's going Aurora Victor. I'm just holding...
I'm fighting. He's true zero.
He cashed out a 300 charge.
And he's fighting me right before I send it. Fuck, a piece of shit.
The pipe just won him the round, I'm pretty sure my Aurora, well he would be dead man
if my Aurora stayed alive.
His pipe just, just, he would be dead man, the pipe, I mean it doesn't matter, I'm gonna
I'll count the fuck out of this guy, though, you're putting me in a manner of being full.
My sphere of influence grows.
I mean, I don't even have to play Aurora Galio.
Shut up.
And I can't lose, it's actually possible.
Can you see Ravadon, Gumblade, Arite, I'm here, QG.
Karma. Two.
You trash.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I want to pivot into this, though.
Does that mean I upgrade Karma or not?
What?!
I mean at least my fuel is still alive.
I'm pretty sure I just dropped the fucking Galio plus what's-of-all-dimensionally, so
honestly it's even worth the upgrade.
I just lost the light for no reason.
This is a karma 2-d.
I mean it doesn't matter.
Bro, no it's upgrading the shit man.
Okay, if you're a 2 or a colleague 2, fuck you, and yeah, no one cares about this item.
And I sold my Atrox.
I sold my Atrox.
Alright, whatever.
I have 1 Vex.
I cannot.
I don't even know why I make karma do
Actually, I guess this item is 15 AP, 10% health
Okay
Why do I have one dex?
I don't know how to roll
Why do I currently still have one dex?
Anyone know?
10% health for CDP
I have one dex
I
And this is the best that I got from the thing and I already rolled like I don't even know how much gold because I had infinite fucking walls from the thingy
I can't go
Robo here Robo Robo rod here rod
Here Robo Bo Bo Bo tier
Oh tier Bo rod
Obviously spine and whatever
Okay, mom about playing this stuff. I think that's a colleague actually not really
hold a
I mean, it's not the wrong voice staff, but there's something wrong with staff.
more amp here and tear
I can I can go a titan's gum blade on on your two and the two DJ
and then give to you to grab it on
Look what I'm fighting I
Mean he's really wonderful
Okay, where the fuck are my two stars?
I didn't see a single Vex, by the way.
I just wanted to know I did not see a single Vex.
Not one.
I can't.
Okay.
I mean, it's not even, like, bro, the fact that I even have to sit here and wait for
this is already low, bro, man.
is low roll. Like the amount of gold that I rolled, I'm like guaranteed to hit the
better. I don't have Blitz 2, Shen 2, and it's also a bad beat. Also I need to go
Ginsu, Ginsu, Rabadons, Titans, Gumbly, plus 1, TG, Jin, or Blitzcrank, but I'll
I'll swap on 3rd item to Yorah.
Which I'm getting in the car.
STUFFFOO!
Bro! How is it not low roll? Please tell me!
Wait, how is it not low roll? I don't get it.
Wait, the item is good. I mean, what am I looking for?
Like, it's 10% amin and it shoots some fucking garbage. It's not even bad.
This is a fucking tier 2 weapon.
tier 1 weapon, this weapon is ass. You're gonna f**k over 4G into another ass weapon.
It's like the f**king briar garbage. Wait, Loki is the briar garbage even bad?
You're not f**king, let me see what I get. F**k. F**k it, f**k it, what I get.
3 mana regen, 1080. Every 30 mana spent, fire a barrage of 4 rockets, stealing 30% physical damage.
Is that good?
It's really good.
I'm about to get 20 gold in something.
I can't do items.
I'll take a bar out of here.
I'll take a bar.
I am lost, but it's for sure, I mean I can actually just do a carry this, but I'm pretty
sure it's Gensu Gensu, Gensu Gensu Rabadon, wait Gensu, Gensu Gensu Rabadon, Titan's Gumbly
guard breaker trash ass whatever the fuck this is
there's no way I'm going to fucking use this
I need to die this time I can just kill him faster
actually he'll a lot it's not that useless okay honestly it's not that useless
Okay, you know what is useless is this fucking titans on what's it called I mean my my two item blitzcrank 11k damage gg
And then I'll just put this Naked Fiora until I get real items and then I can just level
for, should I play Morgana or should I just play Karma, Karma Galio for Voyager, Shul
I mean, I don't need to buy something to do with it.
I can't.
These items are fun!
Okay.
One, two, three, four.
two three four five I can also just level for Rastad called it today 80 AP hold
ward
oh I'm down I'm down for that
ensue GS I mean five synergies 80 AP hold ward roll fuck ward right
one, two, three, four, five.
I can also hold Zyra right?
I'll play Zyra too with this.
Adaptive JG.
Adaptive JG with War Logs.
I think it's just uh, Warwog's Nunu and the Sunfire Shaman Caller, okay?
I just need to get the fuck out of something.
I think it's too big blitz is actual this wait really okay no rage bait I mean I
don't know who was with a shit spark plus what's it called I mean then I just
won't swap these items yeah I mean this kids want fucking little this idiot
doesn't do anything. Crown guard Titans and I'll just guard breaker like this is a rage
me right
I
Looks pretty good to me
Oh, yeah, GM, hey!
actually winning that one round and going 200 cash I would save the game because everyone
knows you could have sat until 300 and died into a 5 minute bitch monologue.
Bro I want Chinese food.
I'm like craving some like black black bean like clams.
It's like Ginger Scallion Losser GG, GG, wait no it's not like legit Blackbeard
What is it? What is it? What is it? What did they call it?
Black bean...
Clam. Black bean sauce clam.
This is what it looks like. Black bean...
Clam.
And the beef.
I didn't find it as a realistic play. It's a funny story.
It's like...
It's like some...
It's like some starchy...
pro...
It's like a starchy like...
like, like, salty sauce.
Oh my god.
You eat this over rice?
Gee, gee.
Looks ass!
EW!
Fuckin' E.U.P.
And then,
B-Bongy?
B-Bongong?
Bongia?
And then look at this one
Is that not lost sir
I can't.
Oh my god.
Florida has none of this.
I'm tired.
Chinese food, mom's French food. I mean you would be correct
Like authentic Chinese food that shit actually honestly like the fake Chinese food is also good
But you can only eat that like once every two months, but authentic Chinese food is legit
the best
But a panda express fucks every like two months
It's just like the things with Asian food is that the like Asian like Asian cuisine has like way better vegetables
than like Western cuisine and it's not close like especially Korean food like
Korean vegetables like the food like the vegetables in Korean cuisine is just
the game that shit is good as fuck but personally I think like the flavor in
Chinese cuisine is better but but like the probably I'm not saying that
French was bad it's just that like the best like the best of the vegetables
just like good vegetables G G
the fountain I mean at least it's not the medallion
I'm trying to play some primordium, that's just kinda fun.
Like a good mushroom in like a salty sauce over rice.
Fucking cunt.
I have nothing
Expedition I mean I'm not I'm not taking that trash. I can tell you that
Biomatter preserver
Expedition another Aurora
It's a this time. I have no econ to pair with it
Isn't that kind of a problem?
Oh, I guess I have two vagars.
Oh, I can go with the vagar thing.
It's actually a good thing.
And I'll hold this.
Okay, but I need to have like four fucking vagars.
And then I have half natural, two cap, JG.
What is it?
Thresh, Soraka.
Tiny, uh, Bonk.
Kinsu with whatever the fuck that is.
Orn 2 with nothing? Patience is a virtue? Is he open? Yes. This guy has Timebreaker with
Milleo. This guy is slightly magical with a spatula and just open Jam Space Grove plus
one GG. And what do you get? I don't know. I don't get it. I don't get it. I forgot Aurora
Kika spot at K3, so do you know it's not man
Have a argument you sat 33 gold
I don't even want to play mech because you know when mech gets completely dumpstered by
space 4 plus 1 unless you're like giga capped but usually mech just gets fucked.
If I can find two vagars, I'm just gonna, I'm, I'm, I'm for sure gonna play, uh, I think I, wait, what the fuck, I, I, I, I didn't drop, and I, I lost, I, I'm nice, I, I'm gonna, I mean, if I can find two vagars, I can put vagars three, I'm pretty sure they should still be.
Well, I need four vagars, like, you need four vagars, at the minimum. Preferably more, because he's gonna be sitting there with a fucking vagars, your primary Gary.
is it uh it's stretched to rocker
bro i mean i i i make 20 and then i can try to make 30 i mean i'm not gonna make 20 and then i
don't make 30 but i'm pretty sure i'm supposed to just i'm pretty sure i'm supposed to just not make
i'm pretty sure i'm not even supposed to make 20 here lowkey because it's always like one
cut off of not being able to fucking cash out one turn earlier and you can't cash out a 4-1 are you
I mean, you get to heal me.
His Brass Briar.
Okay.
I mean here I'm for sure going to be great he has anima in with patience in the virtue
How?
Great.
And then now I have to like, oh my fucking god, I can just sell...
No, because I have to use three consoles, and then now...
Wait, Loki, I can still lose, Loki.
No, there's no way to allow a 1v3, man.
Oh, butter.
GG.
I mean, I didn't stack last round, so then the problem is...
I can't cash out until 4-1.
Should I put this brat on my board?
No.
BFT or not, Cloak, Aurora, Grinkoz?
3, popping?
I'm still fine.
Alright, I need to find 2, 2 of it.
I'm like actually certain as long as he doesn't cash out Bunny, Bunny, whatever the fuck, Crossbow.
I'm actually certain I can shoot him.
it like this big are three for oh no just trust me it's broken it's actually
broken as long as he doesn't get buddy buddy crossbow because I'm not beating
that but I can actually beat like lioness lamenting like the other part of
it
yeah or auto-fix it doesn't matter even if you don't pick up the words it just
automatically picks up and it will instantly go overboard if you don't pick
up I don't know when they changed it but I mean it's like that the F tier belt
book and I'll say it's big and I'll meet
Uh, what's that? I'm at 15, so I need 15 plus...
I have... another sword? Oh my god.
Wait, wait, I can try this radiant DV, Corky.
That, uh, that, that, that, uh...
That uh
That what is it actually
I mean it's negative point two six, and then let me see what the base would be
I'm going to have to last whisper, last whisper to the Lord, or last whisper to the GS.
Last whisper, GSDV.
Can you just one-shot them?
Alright, let me see what I'm going to get, because that too is the Lord that I'm no longer in.
Last whisper to GSDV, and then your board just gets fucking moved.
From a hundred zero.
And GG.
I'm broke I need some econ I need some fucking econ if this doesn't give me econ
I always get I always get champs I always get two three okay that has to be like high chance of champs and or no
okay thank you
I mean that's really good also why why don't I even level
NAR, like can I also go big R3 as well?
Why did I just level up?
Uh, if I, if I, how much is this, 8?
What's 8 plus 8? 16.
16 plus what?
36, I sapped 1, I mean I can just sell.
I mean honestly I can just keep the Jax due for my good game and I can just cash out.
Oh good, I cash out a turn early.
And I just go radiant BV
But then I'm going radiant BV. Why don't I just keep the Urgot
Wait, why don't I just play Aurora Urgot
What's the best radio on this board?
Aurora, Urgot, Malchi.
Oh no, it's ringing.
I mean, ringing just...
No, it says it's ringing IEGS.
Like, which one should I trust?
Guard IEGS.
Which one do I trust?
I mean, this is with precision, by the way, but like...
I play Akali anyway but...
Bro, I could have played Korki though.
I'm trying to play it, but it should come too.
It's not kind of lit.
Akali, Malkai...
And then I need Akali, wait, what is it? Akali, Ergot, Mecht, whatever the fuck this is, GS.
Am I gonna just get fucking one shot?
Rast, Malkai, Malkai, Malkai, Rast, and who else?
Who's the last one?
Aurora. Okay. And then I'm down to eat the uh, okay I'm pretty sure I need a last whisper
but I'm also pretty sure I need a gargoyle and I go malchize my main tank yes. No no
No, you don't make this one, you don't make this one.
But I just have nothing to play.
And then I just go Radiant GS.
And then I just put size on the, on the Mao guy.
And then, let me see Radiant GS, let me put that in the planer.
And then it says it's QSS and then it says it's Strikers.
She is Strikers QSS.
Jim Morgana.
I'm not even rich.
I do a lot of research taking.
Okay, I mean if I don't get keep a set on my
Let's go
Oh, I missed it. Brass?
I'm sure they're gonna find a Maokai too, right?
Excuse me?
What?
I mean, I need
I need
I mean, I'm probably just going to go IE that sign in. How does that sound?
I need to wait for the thing to come through.
This is PB, Strikers. IE is 3.12 and that's pretty good.
can I go double GS? Surely it's not double GS. It's just a forge. I didn't even play, okay I need econ on me.
Group hug or team victory tripe facto on how many units? I mean I need econ on screw event.
Okay, okay, yeah, I'm just gonna report your shit. Fuck you. GDGD
TV or oh what the I bet
Okay, well now I just need some I also need
Okay, how do I get anti-Armor?
I'll get it eventually.
Alright, well hold that and lose the round, because I'm sitting here, I'm sitting here.
Wait, how did it, I have three Maokai's.
How did it cost me that much to find one Maokai?
I.E. is a must, I have precision, and I.E. is acceptable, it's not a fuckin' proof.
I'm pretty sure this shit I restarted just one chance for an Entire will work out, except
I have double tier 2 E-con so I'm not sure I had to click booster fucking pack, did
at least get shiny ergot no I sold my entire booster pack great man
three mouth guy I don't know if i'm hitting mouth guy three what happened what are they here
wait he's six gingers
oh this matchup is the fuck bro when they load up with this garbage look at this
Gigi Gigi like throw when they load up with five melees
yeah when they load up with five melees this is a fucking one job except uh i think i lost
Alright. Hello. Hello.
I mean, I could go Guardbreaker or Force. No.
I mean, it's just an even trout and then some glove item.
call it today what is this Vex Soma? No. Bro, how? Hello, Kindred!
I mean is Aatrox stronger than, wait how much is Rast give? Redeemer. 10 armor and MR? How,
Wait, why do people play Rast?
You know this unit is fucking ATTASCY locked?
Why do people play Rast when you have an AP?
Oh wait, what?
Oh yeah.
Am I stupid?
Wait, what?
I mean, I guess it's one, oh, I guess it's two-star.
And it's something else to roll for.
I mean, I'm ATTASCY locked, I'm like.
Wait, wait, wait, pause, always, Rock.
I mean, there's no way it's better
than not having fucking anti-R.
I mean, let's say I'm not into this
without anti-R or anti-MR.
Who the fuck do I need? Please tell me.
Who the fuck is killing this, uh, this, uh, this Rammus?
Not me!
I don't even think I killed it anyway.
Wait? I mean, just say it, just say it.
It's a fuckin' what's-a-called diff and it's not close. Look at this.
This is post-shred, by the way!
You're telling me some fuckin' 10% garbage-ass attack and doin' nothin' there?
No.
Okay, also, I'm pretty sure I actually have to go for, like, some research or a mind.
Stronger? Yeah, your name.
Two-star is
12.5. Let me see. Does this have a tank? Yes.
Yes. Yes.
Okay, but I
have six Ergot's three Maokai.
This is just a GG man. My front row is a Maokai too.
And it's one Jock and it's about to ascend the mine ass.
My front line is a Malkai too man!
I need evening shroud, cloak and items for...
I was one off for 10 years ago man!
This actually must be rage bait.
This must be rage bait.
How?
How? I have expedition to Castle, I started with three Auroras and three Urgot's and then...
I took booster pack and magic roll for even more gold. I mean the magic roll is the reason I sleep the calm. I found an infinite end.
I mean this magic was good at least it's just like what if they have Maly's doesn't the Urgot just fuck with one shot their entire family yes
Imagine I had malchi three how
I started with 3 ergot from magic roll, expedition cash out boosts her back for even more gold,
I've been one off of Ergot for 50 gold!
Oh my god...
This guy cashed out battle buddy crossbow.
Nice one man, let's watch this fight.
I mean, it's actually, the aim is actually terrible.
But it's actually looking pretty balanced, no need.
I
Okay, you know what I'm pretty sure actually makes this comp good.
Let me figure it out. Let me think.
I'm pretty sure you actually know I mean no you would just find it but I was like no
Or not ergo 3 I need I need a
a Maokai 3 or like my frontline is suck. I mean this fight look at this he's all
melee is watching. GG! GG! No GG. GG. Holy fucking shit.
When they lock in the melee dodges, I fucking can't.
Yeah, maybe I can find Malkai and go to the shop, we won't be here.
I'll get you a man item, GD.
What are you, Malkai?
Malkai 3 is fake.
Your main tank?
Your only tank, actually?
Not being 3-star can be fake?
How is that even a take?
Bro, what?
You're only fucking dank!
I mean, if I get Galio too, I can move items to Galio too and mech him.
I'm never gonna...
Oh, great! Battle Bunny crossbow, I'm fucked, man.
JD, on game.
Low key?
Maybe this Ergot is so broken I need to watch out for the tower front line.
That's a tier two weapon by the way.
That's a tier two weapon.
Gee, gee.
Tier two weapon.
Wahoo!
It's a fucking mouth-eye.
I think I already crossed the C.A.
It's a fucking one-shot.
And fire my buddy, US!
Space from plus one, US!
Fire my buddy!
I don't know if I have Malachi 3, I can know because Nunu is pinkiest fuck, man.
Yeah, usually Urgot just one-shots everything.
I don't like winning top 4s.
I'm deserved 4s.
Bro, I didn't find a single little copy, man.
I.E.
but the IE stats better than what's it called? I don't know, should I check?
it says IE is 3.12pv is 3.23
GG
I lost the fucking Corky, how?
What the fuck is Milio to Rekorky? What the fuck?
Oh, oh, oh.
I didn't buy a single fucking unit and then I re-send another 50 gold after treasure dragon and what's this I
Didn't buy a single unit again
I want...
A-Trux.
I want...
A-T-T-A-T-A-T-A-T-A-T.
Clans.
That road is actually good though.
Kaisa!
Okay, I mean I can just push those. I can either play Prybordian with Broga Kali or Rogue Velveth, but I can also play...
I can also Reforge, and then I can also play Bro... Broke Korky is actually broken, but I can also play...
I mean, I can play Rogue Primordian, except I don't have a single Briar, and I'm pretty
sure Briar 3 is actually good.
So, honestly, why don't I just fucking push?
Why don't I just push, and just play Rogue for 3?
I mean, he's Legion of 3, so I mean, he already, okay.
Legion of 3's Rogue plus 1? Isn't that like, isn't that like illegally broken?
I don't get it. Legion of 3's Rogue plus 1, you just have all 3 costs on your board.
The fuck?
I
Want to open open not open
Yeah, I mean I am the chances. I mean I was actually a 50% chance to make
No joke, I'm not 50% but actually it's higher than 50% because I think it's higher as well.
That's a CC 6% chance to make 30%, okay.
Jay?
Jay!
No, but I'm telling you this Rogue-Corky is actually broken.
Like, can you guys confirm that last time I played Rogue-Corky it was just a fucking loop dropper?
But then the only problem is I'm not gonna be able to reforge this probably already.
Honestly, it's kinda fine.
And I don't really want to sell Talon with my board, but I can play Talon if I want to die.
A Papi?
Amici? Amilio?
What's good about Corgi Rogue? I don't know. I actually don't know.
I hope most people take it and then...
I actually don't know. It's just...
I mean, it might just be like the flat AD and AP, or like the AP has AP ceiling. I don't know.
I don't know but also like the cleanse is good but also gives an item and then it gives it's basically allows you to itemize ribbon as well
I mean, it's like it's something the toll VDT fucking matters
Brawler is there a brawler?
Alright, uh, sorry, wait, what's my board?
Uh, Briven, ABCD, Biz, Rammus.
I can play Voyager, but I can also play an extra, I mean, a Ghoststroke 1580 and 80.
I mean I would rather just have fucking am.
Karma kaisa.
Holy shit I think I got one again.
I mean, okay, you can't lie, I don't know why, like Korky is way misfucked, yes?
But for some reason, I think role of the Korky is actually cool.
I don't know.
I don't know why, I mean it's just...
I like Korky!
Alright, you might...
Corki is so cool!
Really?
I like Corki!
I think Corki is letting us fuck.
But, uh...
But, but the Roe Corki...
Holy shit, but Talon is a fucking genius.
That's so loose
But uh
Oh, I forgot
Korky is cool, man. Really? That unit doesn't do damage. I don't understand how Korky can
ever be cool when this unit doesn't do a single point of fucking damage. But for some reason,
like low key, wait. Okay, you know what? Whenever you can't explain why the stats say something
It just means it's fun.
I wouldn't even be surprised if it's just straight fun down 4D.
I don't know why.
But it probably is.
Not about the damage, kid.
Okay, well, popping.
2.
Gwen, I can go 4 road.
16th level.
Midi.
Akali.
I mean, I can play...
I have a bow. I don't really want to go red buff. I don't really want to go whirlwind.
I had to go land the door, I was screwed.
Last I sort of rogue the red buff and then this is half Tom Ward.
And then I go, let me see.
And then I move the red buff to ribbon eventually, if I hit a QG 4G items.
Honestly, I feel like Rope 4G is mainly just like my best suit.
I would just look at my spot.
QG buddy?
What is Rope's fat?
It's gonna give me 25, 80, and 80 on the view.
Wait, how many traits is my board?
One, two, three, four, five, holy shit!
Wait, this trait, it's seven traits!
I mean, it's gonna be a four different priority, though.
And it doesn't matter, it's seven traits.
Something vandal thieves.
From seven traits, vandal thieves, ribbon.
No, no, no, it's seven trades, I don't give a fuck.
Malkai two?
Holy shit, I have my endgame tank.
Let's go.
32 to level.
GG.
Legion, and then he hits Dark Star plus one.
Oh, I think he reforged the rope.
I'm not even playing.
I think it's rope.
It's ropey bad bad.
So what, I'll just play rope or something?
Oh yeah.
Alright, well, either way, it's looking good for me.
I think you won the game though.
He has Dark Star plus 1, Vastion plus 1.
not great, he's guaranteed top 4 man
jinx, holy shit, how should you jinx?
20 at a level, I'm gonna know this
uh, 4 rolled, but I can also play...
I can also play precision, and I can play scan united
I need some front line items
Bro, is Halid not broken?
Like this, you did just so much damage.
This comp is about to cook.
I'm so excited, LOL.
You were the same guy saying Malkai 3 is fake.
Bro, it actually has to be your first time bugging your first time player or something,
man.
gain a random 2-star 3-cost champion, lose 3 titan health, or I permanently bless...
I mean, 350 HP on the dude is no joke, and I think tier is actually way better than love.
I need some frontline items, or I am screwed. Or I'm screwed.
Alright. I need Rammus and I need Rammus with...
Oh man. Rammus?
I'm so excited. Bug jam.
I can shred MR, is that good?
No, not really.
Wait, this is only seven traits because I'm playing Kaisa, man. It's only six traits. I got fucking scammed.
I mean, it's still good.
Zaya, two tanky, and then hit Zaya.
And I'm fighting him after he leveled to 7 and sent it to fucking true zero.
Okay, Talon is broken.
Talon is legit broken.
What the fuck?
Akali too, like Kaisa is fine. Cryer too is pretty good. The Blanc is fucking worthless.
Okay, if I win this round, I would actually prefer to lose this round, I think.
Because this game is getting a little too easy.
But if I win this round, there's just no insight. I'm just guaranteed top 4.
But if I lose this round and then I get really bad matchmaking on stage 4,
then I can still, I can still bot 4, you know what I mean?
But if I win this round, it's just over.
Oh, shoot.
Is that a juice?
Is that a soap?
Oh, I missed.
Okay, nice.
Alright, GG then.
I can't.
Bro, this talent unit?
Oh, my.
I can hold Aurora Gallio as well. I'm pretty sure I would never upgrade Aurora without
a single item primordian front line
that's the mighty mess
i'm dying
I don't have a single front line item. I mean Aurora 2, what is this Bastion? What is this 3 Rogue? And then 2 Primordial? I mean 3 Primordial you spawn more.
I'm sure that I don't upgrade this before this turn. In fact I'm probably gonna find Karma 2, no cap.
Okay, I have tier cloak
If I go BF cloak rabbitons, and I have no frontline item
I mean, I'm not winning anyway, bro. I'm fighting 300 charge cash out
Pod fucking champ man. Gallio 2 300 charge cash out a pumpkin a pumpkin bro like
I'm pretty sure I just want combat down, I'm pretty rich and I'm going for fucking
dogmas.
Little buddies, ADAP, 1, 2, 3 buffing, 1, 2, 3, 4, oh that's pretty good honestly.
Oh, hey, don't I feel very nice.
Uh, okay, this is my board.
I'm just rolling for this board, right?
I'm not sleeping.
It's karma too.
I mean, Primordium for frontline, HP, like Rove on miss, Last Whisperer, Red buff, I mean, surely I itemize this.
Tear, Cloak, and then Rabbidon's Gumblade plus Rabbidon's Rabbidon's Gumblade, I mean, I'm not gonna go Gumblade so I can go Primord.
Alright.
I didn't kill a smoothies.
I don't get it.
Alright, how much damage does this karma do?
Bro, get the fuck off my board, bro!
What?!
I mean, I'm paired paired, man!
Alright, thank you.
Alright, if I don't care about those stupid ass fucking Galio 2, I don't even know why the fuck I...
Why did I even upgrade the question is...
Why did I even upgrade Karma 2 on my roll now?
Great question.
That's a great fucking question. Who knows?
My frontline items are trash.
My frontline is a Primordian emblem?
and a uh and an adaptive helmet
Riven?
5 Galio with Golden Niko.
Okay, why of 1 man?
Can someone hold this shit?
I mean I just sold one actually.
I'm just going to Starax to ribbon eventually Starax, Gumblade, Ribbon, I also kind of want
to move bread buff to someone else, there's no way, I kind of want some like a real yeh
And APR is even better than this one, better.
I mean, here you'd rather have AD.
Bro, you need real items for Corky.
I mean, yes, I'm aware.
But I also need real items for my fucking tank.
You can't just load it with...
This is my tank item of 450 health.
I think I can load it with Radiant DD.
I'm going to lose every fucking round.
The fight starts, my tank is dead, and my whole board's gone.
Bro.
I mean, here I actually have no damage, but I think it's not even like too important.
I mean, I'm just fighting along the line, fucking saving account.
Mmm, hmm, hmm.
No, you're a really good man.
Saving account into restart mission.
Are we fucking serious?
Again, bro.
How is that?
Saving account, you full open- Oh, here you go, the seven star everything for you.
Here you go.
This guy has three revins. I'm also using my three rolls. I might get revins later.
And then I have another rod
How is my tank squisher than Rod Chain to your Rod?
Rod Chain to your Chain.
Two free rolls.
Five Force coming in.
I mean I can't upgrade this until hit.
Well now I want the karma back, see if I can use it.
See if I can use it.
See if I can use it to shoot it.
Uh, Adaptive, I'll go with Starax.
Broadchain to your chain.
I mean, broadchain to your chain for sure, yes.
Now my items are actually good.
Alright, well, because my chain doesn't have a frontward even,
for a bit, it is what it is.
I'll call chain.
And then honestly I'm kind of down to just go red buff. How many carvers are gone? I mean, honestly, it's not that bad anymore.
I mean, it's still better like this. I'll still pretend though. But on what's it called, I can go Karma 2, move red buff to Karma, and then go for 3rd real item on Corky.
I mean now that I have a ribbon
Holy shit
Now that I have a ribbon my word is actually good
I just didn't have a fucking tool here
I was playing primary carry corki with a fucking
Oh the word is actually good
I mean I can make 10 in turn, by this way.
And then ideally, like if I can make it to 6-1, I'll be level 9, and I can just play
like some piece of shit, but it doesn't really matter, but I'm gonna be so good.
Cause I'm gonna have 3 out of 10, cause I'm getting 2 out of 10, right?
I'm gonna have 3 out of 10, Brett Bup here.
Oh wait, no I'm not.
Oh fuck, I need to start with those 6-5, because then I'll have 3 of them tank, stairs, gumball plus 1, red buff over here, with adaptive over here, and then...
Fuck.
No, I gotta, I mean, die 10 years ago, man.
What the fuck happened to my entire ward?
This Darsar should have died, no damage. 12k damage, just to let her do 3.
I don't know if it's gonna be 3 rolls, but my level is not gonna do anything.
I mean, one more turn, I'm actually strong, yes?
Like just wait until, like, this attachment is fucking useless.
This is already 20% of the attachment, and I also have little buddies.
I just move red buff over here, and then I actually have like a real fucking, my team's
actually good.
That guy's little buddy is plus what's it called?
Oh, great.
Oh, great. And this has Nunu, and he's Nunu 1-Bex-1, surely. He's full 3-2.
I think I'm going fit I'm sure they're going to damage item 1, maybe I hit random 3 kills
I didn't hit a damage item I can go shogun, shogun bro I'd rather FF than go fucking shogun
I mean, at least my Rammus is actually tanky, with the Brim and Raph.
Okay, honestly, if I win this fight, I'm guaranteed.
Holy, nice.
I mean, would you look at that, my Rammus is actually tanky now.
Alright, I'm actually guaranteed that for now, that's pretty good.
Do you want sweet potato? I'm down.
Wait, he sold it. Wait, I can actually go Rammus 3. I'm 2 off. 3 off. 3 off, 3 off.
But honestly, I can actually level up in 2 turns as well.
But I mean, I'm not losing that much gold. I'm not losing...
Like, I naturally won, I'm just gonna fucking... The thing is, I'm actually so close to 9.
But if I natural one on it...
Okay, this time I actually have a 3-in-1 tank, but this guy looks strong as fuck.
Oh, good.
I mean, I leveled not, I can just put a double fucking double double...
so much fun nasty I'm gonna start
plus like a nice man man nice one
fucking well played you fucking idiot
savings account restart vision fuck you
I cannot
One two, no
Like how's that even allowed by the way you're just open making making ten making twenty making thirty making forty making fifty
Oh, here you go here. You go restart mission three start your entire board and what's this you level out with a fucking 50 HP like pro
12 armor, MR, whole ward, and then there's 20, J's, armor 2, damage item, bloodlake is pretty good, nice.
I'm actually pretty strong he's vexed you he's vexed you
vexed you knew who to barred to and I got a fucking corky as my primary Gary
wait my my ribbon is wait wait yes you are ass buddy you are fucking trash I
I can't!
I mean that's just full luck, that was nothing to do with skill, that's just all I got.
Hello?
The water room floor? Double rush up? J?
Thank you.
Oh shit, I didn't even position it. Ah, whatever. Oh, I'm dead anyway. It's too
Thank you, KD.
Two chances of merit, very good.
Wait, actually, wait, wait, he's inside.
Wait.
I lost anyway, all right.
Nice.
Oh, I'm good.
Oh, Emmy!
Emmy.
Ever since the new set came out, I'm spending almost no time with any batch.
I mean I'm just saying there has not been a single bot 3 in the last I don't know how
long.
throw every game it's just a little too easy.
Now I said bot three.
I think she's turning, I think she's turning 10 this year actually.
Wait, what?
I'm darned.
Uh, can I go to sleep?
Oh, I will go in.
This is a free talk board.
I'm eating a super dail.
Who asked, bud?
I mean, someone literally asked.
You said 48 hours or challenge it 1200 LP. Yep, definitely done with that one man.
What's president's right now, what?
lower than underscore underscore underscore underscore gg
i mean yeah gg i mean yeah us
worthy he blocked me
i think i messaged him what did i even rage me in there i forgot i definitely raged me
with something. And then he's blocking it to me. If you had to choose three watches to get for free
right now, what would they be? The Vacheron, like Ultra Thin Perpetual in Burgundy, that's one.
The 5270J from Patek, which is like the, it's like a chronograph for Perpetual, but that one is
Honestly, that one's a little too clunky.
I don't know. I feel like...
I'm at the point where I already got the watches that I want,
and then I'm just kind of waiting for a new release that I like.
But like nothing they did not but well let me show you the let me show you the ultra thin
I
Can
That's nice, it's shit AP better AP is for sure not better
Bro AP is ass. You know the worst AP watch is like the fucking every single iteration of the Royal Oak except for the perpetual in the skeleton.
Like I am willing to debate.
Like bro, like and the thing is I can't afford the fucking perpetual or the skeleton. That's just like 250k man like bro.
But the like the
Hi medallion
Oh, don't upload I can play that. I mean, I'm not gonna play that one
Well, I mean I can but it's like it's that responsible. No fuck though. I'm not I'm not wearing 250k on my watch are not my watch
I'm my wrist. I'm not fucking stupid
You would you would leave if you have a 250k watch
I'm pretty sure you would need at least ten million dollars for you to comfortably afford it
I mean you can comfortably afford it at like five mil, but it's like bro. Are you is it is that responsible? No, it's not
I can't
When the armor spends 50 mana gain 24
I was actually fine, but I kind of need
Okay, hold on wait bro, it's medallion man. This game is not good. GG
Go about to your
All right, let me go let me go reach me. Let me bring him over
And then let me bring this guy over and then let me bring this guy over
All right, let's see what we get ready it's a surprise surprise what I get
Arbiter Shepard G
GG GG
I mean, I just heal 36 permanent max health as soon as the round starts, I can't.
Or before the game even starts.
Alright.
I can't.
I mean, it's not even good, I need Arbiter on like an actual fucking tank that I'm gonna
play, man.
Ah, spreading brute strikes again.
A pump? Shit!
I mean, I'm never playing this. Never playing this.
Shepa.
I need- I need to find the unit that I actually want to play on my board, you know what I mean? Like, allow you or- or- or- or mortifize it or something.
Oh, the Arbiter is uh, when an Arbiter spends 50 mana they gain 36 permanent max health and get this, ready?
And get this.
Now I can just get rid of the stupid ass Zoe.
Geeeee!
Oh yeah, I can play B.C.
Permanent, yeah, but it's not permanent you remove the fucking, so like I'm trying to find a unit that I can actually end on my board.
Mordekaiser.
Oh, what else is there?
Oh man, I lost.
And I lost.
And now I'm screwed.
Emmy's turning 12 this year by the way, not 10.
Wait, Emmy is so old.
Oh no.
Sedge.
I mean, this is about being the tankiest Nace's known to man.
Do I care what these two are?
Nope.
I don't.
GG. I don't...
Alright, it's actually a good cutoff as well because that means one cast is two procs.
So every time this... every time I need to see ults basically, I'm gaining 72 health.
Is that not a GG?
I am not bought three to a single game and I don't know how long I said bought three bought three
Shepard. Just look. Just look.
Okay, honestly, I need to put Leona on the left side and then Meesee on the right side.
And then that way, I don't think my meme season is going to ult again.
Wait?
Hold on.
YES!
Alright.
I'm eating...
Sweet potato.
I don't want to absolutely lose to- it's not working.
I'm playing stupid ass football like this game. I don't even need new or I'm out. I want one new new but
Can you play 7 Chepit?
Probably not, because I have Leona with Orbiter.
Is it a sweet potato?
Is it a vegetable, right?
Wait, sweet potato?
What is it?
Is it vegetable? It's carbs.
Yeah, it's a fruit. Okay, I don't know what the fuck it is. All I know is this shit's good as fuck.
Are you rave baiting? Nope, I'm not.
Great man my items are complete trash great
Hello
I'm not even that poor I mean I have arc honestly I would I would take arc over
boy here like always like I don't even need like you don't need anti-mr when
your frontline is going to be two gigatanks but I need a like it looks
like I'm bored but bro I'm playing the block man the block this unit I don't
I don't think there will be a single Blanc on, and then like, Nunu 2 there's literally no death.
My Leona's gonna have 30k health, and my Nipsy's gonna have another 20k health.
So let's go, and Lobby, Gigi playing for a second, that's great, he got fucking cleared just two bill of seconds ago.
Okay.
I mean, I think electric charge is good with a lot of melees.
Shogun Morillo, not really, no, not really, no, not really.
Wait, oh, no, it's my killer hero.
No, not really, no, not really.
Yeah, not really.
I don't need more of these, I just need to not lose.
I watched this ready? 16, 16 gold, GG. GG, GG!
Bro, no!
Let's finish this quickly.
Oh, god.
Oh, boy.
It's still 12 gold. That's fine. I mean, I'd prefer 16 gold.
But 12 gold is pretty good. I can level make the decent sort of 50 gold, and then I can level to 8, and, and, no.
Climb in with guaranteed 15, you chose 12 resisting, are you dumb?
Listen, you fucking idiot. This is a 4-2 anyway, man.
The thing is with that one, it's not actually, like the 3-XP doesn't do anything.
It's not the same. It's just not the same, because it's, it doesn't change the interval.
Don't actually get the gold, but if I actually get the gold oh my like I know not even with that amount
It's not like I can four wanted man. Like I'm not stupid
I'm on God
Dark Star conduit
What is this voyager dark star
all right what's my what's my board even
Fiona always it's too tanky like I mean I
have to meet see I mean I'm getting
Bangor or Arbiter on me see for sure
this unit already like look at my me see
like is this normal for a fucking like
it does this look like a one-star BC no
but honestly if I want to scale I can
This guy has a fucking Diana too! In a red side 3!
Oh my...
Oh you can't, you can't remove her, you can't remove her then you see, you're not allowed to.
Because you just lose all your stacks.
Who's in my pool?
I mean, I don't mind the boat, but I don't think I'm gonna make a voice staff
They kind of want to go
I can also play like the shepherds.
20 in a low.
I mean, I'm making gargoyle for sure.
Well, I don't really want to make...
Four Arbors... No, I dropped this only eventually, man.
Like, bro, you just keep it in the planner and you just drop it.
I'm not stupid.
Ah! The Arbors you've gained, Max, Max, is this Medallion?
This guy won the game! Early learnings, Medallion!
Oh my fucking god.
But I don't really want to go... Great, I got one shot.
I don't know what the voiceapp is because I'd rather have a GS plus an Archangel with my frontline.
No, anti-heal, you don't need anti-heal man.
When you play LeBlanc, I feel like LeBlanc is one of those champs that you actually don't need anti-heal because it's just all single-target.
Like obviously later into the game when you have more duo carries and you no longer only single-target, it's like you need it.
But you can't go out of your way to build a fucking red buff.
Or your 8.
I can play Genomibord, Dark Star instead of Carmen don't play Voyager, I mean I'm for sure playing Genomibord, like you've seen it's kinda good.
I don't have to play Zoe, I can just play some idiot shepherd.
But I also don't have to play Carmen, don't play Voyager, but that's fine, I'm not that
good.
I mean it's probably just going to be one of the shepherds, ABC, wow these are all trash,
this.
I guess I don't have to play...
I mean, I got like 2 armor and play...
Great, now I'm fighting...
Now I'm fighting early learnings T-Mote 3.
I mean, this has to be a bad beat.
a bad beat like these guys probably just fight when they were weak here and my board can
somehow be 61 each week on average going into whatever this stage was with whatever
I think on average, I'm at like 70 HP.
This actually must be a bad beat.
I mean, I'm down for Earl of Long. That's pretty good.
That was pretty good.
Natural one, you don't react to that. I mean, it's not even good.
Yeah, I...
Here, G...
Yeah, G.S.
Five shepherd.
I mean, if I go Voidstaff plus...
What the fuck is this shit? I mean, it's Valve for sure.
and then you get rid of shepherd and I just shivered some idiot
I mean it's just first for sure I need a but then if I go boys have it's out of
damage like it has to be our angel I go if I go if I go void no I mean it has to
arc or what's it called? I mean it has to be arc. I'm pretty sure Void is not
enough damage. Don't get. Don't get.
I'm fighting two tanks in the middle on 4-1. That also has to be about the...
like you can use some distance. I'm fighting... and then I fight... I fought...
Wait, I thought early learnings one cost me roll into early learnings one cost me roll into
4-1 to take Isamira like this has to be a bad beat man. It like it is. I mean some are more. It's pretty good
Get anti-heal whole board. I mean, it's not this. It's not I mean second-winded also good
Like even more front line. I mean you think you didn't know it's not really
He's ready.
I don't want my research data.
Mission 3.
I actually, Mission 2.
You need to go!
What the f-
You're in this little place.
Okay, I even sold one by the way, Sheppard.
Three mana regen?
That's pretty good.
Alright, well, I mean, it's definitely not a damage problem anymore.
I can tell you that.
Five Sheppard, four Vanguard, three Dark Star.
I need a Karva.
I mean, I could have just found like Nunu 2 in LeBlanc 2, man, it's like, whatever, man,
it is what it is.
I got one shot.
I mean, this is five shepherd. Okay. I don't know why I'm playing five shepherd again.
Why am I playing five shepherd? The medallion. I get a little bit of frontline. I mean, three
Arbiter for more front line to Shepard. I mean a lousy is better than what's it called?
Mordekaiser is what? Dark Star?
This is actually good because I can put this over...
How much is my board actually? And I just level 4. How much is Starly's area?
I think I'm going E for Jintu. I think I'm going E. My board is AS.
completed items, you know, random completed items, and I lose 5 health, you got finished
by jhin, haha bro you are a fucking idiot, like a bro, if I had Leblanc here, I don't
think I would have killed a single unit in my lifetime man, if anything I got saved by
the jhin, like bro, this is fucking rage rate man, oh my god.
I don't have a single two-star.
Nashor Toof.
Where does that end up here?
I don't know what to make of IE, but I need to make a lot of this work.
I'm sitting on four pairs.
I mean I can level 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. I mean I can also just level for...
Wait, I don't have Voyager in. Wait, it's Voyager over Stargazer for sure.
Where are the voyagers at hello, I don't have a single karma
But karma and then I can play
Like if I go Karma and then I go Allawi over this, I can drop Zoe as well.
Like Allawi over this, and then I'm open slot here.
Yes?
Allawi?
And then it doesn't matter if you jump on the 2 Arbiter because it doesn't do anything,
you know what I mean?
It doesn't scale any harder.
don't lose HP, when you cast right now you gain 36, when you cast later you gain 33, so I mean...
But I need Karma, and then I can't stay on the farm to play anything, so I lost.
But you're talking to your ass special.
The Medallion is really fucking balanced.
Early learning's Medallion, that's really fucking balanced.
Cool, very cool, right?
right I just lost to a jacks to with a gen 2 it just doesn't matter it's so fucking OB
Oh
That's shepherd right now and then I can just roll a lowee. I mean now you know what
Okay, I mean I'm born is actually good now
it's a drama too sorry into GS last whisper why did I not I didn't I don't
have my fucking three shepard I don't have my three shepard in GG GG I lost my
three shepard I'm finding big for three
with this engine. My homeowner's dead.
I mean, this is not a Shepard 5, man. It's just Victor 3 in fucking savings account.
Drone uplink, Victor 3. And when do you think he's spiked, by the way?
When do you think he's spiked? If he's 6 HP. Just guess.
Guess when he's spiked. Just guess.
My god doesn't want peace.
I'm just stuck rolling on a... I mean, if I could level up her Razz, my board's actually
good. Oh, great. Two tanky, whatever the fuck it's called. GD. GD. Vex two. GD. The
This is what's called Iron Man.
Oh my god.
That's 2 level 9.
That's 2 level 9, gym 2, 8.
It's just not real.
I mean, picked her three.
Oh, is it a bit or just...
Oh, God.
Like, it's not actually good, like, bro.
Okay, hold on, listen.
Two tanky Samira, yes?
Two tanky Samira.
That's not bought for in 20 fucking games.
Early learnings Timo, early learnings Medallion,
like bro, early learnings Medallion Tf is just an 1000 zero.
I mean, set to a dispatch line and play towards Vex.
This, listen, someone with savings account
into drone uplink can bot four.
Someone with savings account and drone uplink
into Victor three, allowing three went six.
Yes?
They say just scouted the lobby, solved the fucking injustice, and just said fuck this
I'm out!
And he just FF'd.
I mean this guy is just playing Rogue, I don't think he can even kites a 3, like it's just
I don't get it!
Who missed this game?
No one!
How do I see the demo?
How do I copy the demo?
How many years does it look like that?
I don't know if it's garbage.
I don't know. I'm tired, man.
Hello?
I'm tired.
Hello?
Can I sleep?
Yeah.
Hello? May I sleep? May I sleep? You deserve to sleep. You're right. Yay? Alright, I'm
gonna go host Sarah and I'm gonna go play with, uh, play with Emmy. I think she's, uh,
she's playing for the, the boss boss bootcamp. Okay, actually, let me see. I wasn't going
to sweat for the bus last weekend actually wait tomorrow i think they're doing EWC qualifiers
so i'll be i'll be uh love watching the vlog gg
all right bye bye