hello hello bro and I got so excited that I got million and they changed
million so now I'm screwed I can't you need you need Pantheon million and Ezroll
I can't.
What the fuck is this?
Glove Chain?
I don't know if that's what you demand.
Tier Glove Chain.
Tier Chain Play-Round Glove.
Tier Glove Chain?
Tier Chain Glove.
I don't get it.
Is this still broken or no?
I don't get it.
Is this still broken or no?
Because they just nerfed it.
Well, honestly, it might have been so overduned.
I'm not thinking that, I'm not thinking that.
Which one's better?
Are they learnings?
And I get I get the role twice
I honestly I don't even mind the game scaling it's actually pretty good
Okay, there's sniper
Great it's this fucking
it's just a scouting party I'm tired it's a you gain one re-roll I'm tired my
My suit signal is terrible, man.
Oh, god.
I'm tired.
I think I'm going fast nine, but Vex got nerfed.
So I don't even know if fast nine's even good anymore.
But I don't really know what else I'm supposed to do.
I mean, I'm probably with the Hodge. Is that bad?
I don't know. Is that bad?
I don't know.
Is that bad?
I don't know.
Uh, okay.
I mean, I have Rogan.
Drone uplink.
Podge.
Wait, you know what I realize actually?
If it's scouting party and it rolls on.
Okay, and it rolls tier 2. Can't I just roll for misfits? Yes, I can. And GG.
Why does it look like I'm about to lose to a level 3 with... What? I'm surprised this
I don't fucking know. Maybe. I don't know.
Uhhh...
No scout, no pity.
Jax 2!
Yo!
How come this guy loses the first two rounds and then slams against me, man bro? Come on!
Come on!
Hello?
Jax 2?
We?
Okay, oh, I won. I mean, there goes. Alright.
Oh, do I even want to make you go here?
Hmm... Alright, alright, yeah.
Clap, clap, clap.
Alright, it's cool.
you will be
right side 2 atrox
I mean I'm at rest of the guaranteed I'm at whatever right now
I don't know what the atrox guaranteed
alright
I mean I if I can't go fast nine here I'll just step out
so hopefully I can go fast nine
hodge
Diana, Twisted Fate, Rek'Sai too.
What is this, Permasal for round?
Sunfire Caves, Scionic Anima.
I mean I can drop Rogue.
Honestly.
I mean Rogue's kinda good though.
I mean, it's not that Rogue is good, it's that, uh, the precision and what's it called
the six-pronged one, the fish rod.
But it also called it slings.
Did you solve the patch?
Great fucking question, Lucity, Lucity9?
No, man, I, I, I just, I, what?
It just came out, man.
Where do you rate this set so far?
I don't even know a single set in the top 10 sets of all time because we're all ass
I don't get it. Wait, wait, wait. What? They're so bad. Like, what can you use?
I'm ready.
Uh...
Uh... do I need anti-armor?
Do I need anti-armor?
I mean, so it's gargoyle.
I think I'd like to position it a little more.
And then I'll honestly end up in some part.
Alright, well, if I lose this round, GG.
If I lose this round, GG.
Who the fuck takes blood offering double BT slain? Hello?
I think I lost. I don't know how the fuck I'm doing this shit. He's double fucking BT.
What?
Bro, there's like no fucking way. How the fuck do I look? What? Double BT.
Are we? What?
Jesus Christ.
I can't.
Uh, Wrexside, Belveth, level, atrox, no road.
What's his uh...
Uh, we're gonna do this until we can't fast forward.
Alright, well, if I can't fast forward, GG.
GG. No facetime GG.
Gragas, a low.
And another low.
What?
I know you just got a reporter I guess, but...
I don't care, give a reporter a low.
Hintion, and...
I mean, I can't, it's not that good, but it's still good. It's Cheetah's fault, actually.
I'm not that good at this game, uh, Gwen, Trash, Trash, Abobo, I'm still like a 30, it's
fine.
I thought Karasol was coming back as well, what?
This set is the fucking worst shit!
It's the worst fucking shit!
Like what the fuck is me?
I feel embarrassed playing that shit!
It's so childish!
who the fuck assed? not me, buddy
what happens if you don't hit an econ augment?
I mean, it is what it is
I actually would prefer misfits
and then I get an econ augment later
uh, late game specialist with...
Can I get anything with uh, find your center? No. Twin Guardians. No. Oh, I have impotent roles. Pandora's items, twin guardians, group hug, late game specials. Like, late game? You gained 36 gold? Is that a lot?
I mean, that's decent, I guess.
Should I report to Bowden?
I think the Bowden's actually pretty nice.
It's like half Titan's, half Ginsu, half GS, half Alonso.
Alright.
All right
Did I cut my hair no I know
This is better than the previous set I mean I
Honestly, I mean no probably not actually unless it was really fun bad, but I think this set is equally as bad
I mean the thing is this set is bad, but it's over it's overheated is my take like the sets bad lots
That was bad every time it's bad
But this one is I
Mean it's pretty bad. I'd say a
Malachi
The bargain is due!
I'm fighting level 6
Kind of sad that so many TFT pros seem to dislike the game bowl
So I don't think there's a single fucking team. Oh wait TFT pro
I mean shit. I mean, I mean, I mean that's me. I mean you're right. That's me
But but yeah, I don't think there's a single fucking for that actually
enjoy playing this game
this game is fucking terrible
it is what it is
increase the champion capacity to 20% and decrease the server
this is good later
and I'll set the server at me, I just want the server
ShaxxTinoPike
as well as
MalkaiOBF
85
I don't know why you played that. Oh, no, I'm kidding. Wait, what is this actually doing?
Every other game in this genre is 30X worse. I mean, every- Holy shit. I mean, every
other game is just- it's just much worse, period. No cat.
20.
How do I get this Malkai out of my board?
I can actually just end with a Malkai plus Tahm Kench instead of- I don't really want
to use his Blessing at speed though, but I'm trying to save this for the fast engine.
I mean I guess I could just end with Kindred, like GS, and then I just hodge some A.
Is there a challenger other than Belves? I mean I'm not trying to play 4 fucking Marauder.
Okay honestly if Vex is nerfed, do I ever just play...
If Vex is nerfed, do I just play...
What the fuck?
I mean I could just play the fucking Nova like three. I just something fucking double tap
I mean I was debating I mean if I get a cracker that I'm kind of down to just buff the Kindred
It just like Belvedt Kindred, Akali, Diora, Yi, and I just don't play, but then he lost
his run and don't play the drops.
I think I'm fighting...
A Mastery too.
I...
kill... man...
I... grow...
Tom Kensh, Rexite, Kindred.
Did you watch HLEKT?
Unfortunately, yeah.
Okay, am I just committed to the Fast 9?
I mean, I have Gensu and then I have Tier BF. I mean, Tier can easily be front line.
I mean, I'm committed to Fast 9 for sure, but I just don't know if I'm playing...
Alright, I mean, let me just send this. I mean, I probably won't play it. I'm probably
sending it to the actual board. It's kind of expensive to level up.
Like, when can I even level and actually have gold to roll?
I could try playing with Graves' carry, into GS-hash double tap, GEE.
Also, that's a must-have on nerf, or a must-be nerf because the thing is that you can't
I can't even take in like two time people so it's like you don't even get them any of them.
Forgot.
Marauder.
Vastion.
Boosterfab to help me go 9.
LittleBuddy's at 9.
I mean honestly...
I mean Boosterfab is actually kind of good.
Little buddies is alright. Your ass. Is that good?
Something good? No breeze.
I can play the Bar-Ram-It's-Meat-C-Shit. Is that good?
Another recall you did, I think.
I'm going to use it. How much am I rolling there?
Yes.
No tech to want these bills.
I'm probably not playing part honestly.
Alright, how much is it a level?
I'm down to level and just send it because if I can find graves, I can play with a double
tap grade shield.
I'm fighting an Urgot 3.
The game just started, man.
Alright, GG.
It's Marston Greaves. I mean, I'm down. 62. Uh, I mean, it's probably normal every turn.
64 this turn
All right, maybe I suck one more
I don't I don't have enough money to just fucking send it
Like am I just open selling this like what am I open selling? I mean I could play Rammus, but surely I find a shed
I'm not
and I get 30 something gold
I'm playing Malphite
Am I good?
Like one two three four one two three four open cell
Hopefully I find a graze because I'm kind of trying to play this graze
But my plan is going to be so bad I have no problem with items. I didn't kill a single unit, man
I can't. I can't.
Dark Star plus one.
GG.
Zero combat. I mean, Lakey and Special is pretty good at my entire board of legendary.
I'm kind of hoping that I'll get some 5-costs that I can actually use.
After three rounds, get a free shop, re-roll.
After three fucking rounds, are we serious right now?
I mean, this gives me a front line, though.
and again, it gives me the fucking, the work or shit
I need to put my arms free
one, two, three, one, two, three
Okay, well it has legit zero upgrades.
I can't.
I mean it's Hodge good, G2G is Hodge.
Is that good enough?
I mean I have a precision, it's not bad.
And then a tier cloak BF sword.
And I can just uh...
I can...
What's the last BF item I can go on this thing here?
Did anyone know?
Is it just double GS, fuck it?
BV double GS be all right. I mean this is pretty good. I have a lot of tattoo as well
Your uh, I mean just I should not
Renew
Marston 25% chance to attack twice
I don't really want to lose a
Ram is fucking to right now. I have a fucking worthless ass. So no my boy. What is it? What do I get?
I
Mean blitz blitz who is blitz to that's pretty good mouth. I I'm saying
I'm doing hard over here to carry that you do blitzkring my stop in the blitzkring cover
Wait, okay, can someone give me the exact build?
It's, uh, uh, okay, so do I just keep going like triple tap into one?
this shit I mean it's not it's not your fault man
nice run oh wait I hit it oh wait oh what
man double time until you get the 80 per attack I don't know what it's called
all right thank you holy shit thank you you're so fucking some people here are
just no no I can't help you fucking problem
I'll get that man.
Like, BF plus... no, no, no, I... okay, okay, nice.
I mean, DB plus Amin. Alright, what I get. Anomaly is pretty good.
Alright, I just keep going double tap.
Another fucking breeze. I cannot.
And then what's this?
Gensu, DB, GS, Ahaj, Titans, and what's this, gain a 20%?
Uh, okay, I mean, I'm kind of down to just drop, drop, but I need to, I need to get one more turn.
What's this?
Oh shit, one roll, GG!
I can't!
What the fuck is this garbage?
For what?
Hello?
Excuse me?
I already hit all of these, man!
I honestly, I can play double grays, and I'm doing it, so...
I feel like it's the other way around.
Do I even care about the sub-tune of Duke's fucking game?
I am down to play a random jim there.
I'll play jim the moment.
How many new games are on?
Alright, did someone scout?
Is there a lot of dudes gone or not?
I didn't kill a single unit.
It's dead.
I'm getting the- what?
How are you stuck for- bro, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, okay, wait, it's
Soda OP?
Bro, I don't care about T-SR, man. Fuck you.
Okay, triple tap.
Alright, what do I get? Malkai 2?
Okay, well, if I had Malkai 2...
Wait, bro... No, that's not the AD one.
Wait, so it's... Oh, it's supposed to be Rev up?
Oh, I thought it was AD.
Oh!
Wait what? GG! GG!
Uh... Jin Paird Shen...
Oh, I can't give you this HP.
Aw, great! Look what I'm fighting, man. GG.
I'm fighting a fuckin' Ergoth 3, man.
And... in my whole ward is there.
In my whole ward, I mean...
What the f-
Oh fuck it's Brevup, LeMau, you motherfucker.
You motherfucker.
No, there's some of you motherfuckers.
Is this, is this, is this rage bait?
Well now there's a way to another turn, man.
Uh, I kinda wanna sell.
Oh, I'm gonna have to do it.
Uh, I might as well wait two turns
and then I just open sell.
I mean the moment this rolls something bad, I mean Gen 2 is not even a bad unit.
And then it's not like it changes my inner role, I mean I guess it kind of does.
I mean I guess Gen 2 doesn't matter, I'm done to just hold onto one of them.
But I could also just commit to having this as my frontline instead of this stupid ass
duty when fucking bullets rank.
I'm down, I have no items, I should have gone, I should have sold that last turn.
I'm just gonna double the gank already today, and then change the premise.
I mean, just double whatever the fuck seems kinda good.
Why can't I see my premise as I just...
Okay, I mean, this graze is a ton of blood actually.
But it's probably the simple thing.
It's Brevup, this one?
Alright.
Uh, what last time on Fiora?
Brevup plus is ADGG, so I just, you fucking, so now I'm
waiting for another fucking 7000 turns man, thanks man.
man. Fucking idiot.
Honestly, I'm probably just gonna stay on the Ramus, since Ramus is like pretty
healthy.
Wait, if it, if it attacks, I mean, this is a attacking tank right now.
I don't have I don't have the Breville plus I got you need the AE man
44th level.
I'm going to have to suck on him.
Nooo.
K.
I'm done with the sticks.
She's pissing me off.
The guy is just uh just sitting on that side with the Urgot 3. Fuck you, man.
I think my fears are just welcome to die instantly.
Okay, next turn I'm actually strong, yes?
I'm sure there's not one shot. I mean, this dude looks tanky as fuck, man.
It's one shot.
Low key.
I just played a random blitzcrank for an extra trade as well.
I mean we're gone and Jim's also good.
I also can just drop this idiot and this idiot.
But it has to be like a new 2 plus plus 2.
And also the moment the solo gives me another 1.
No, no.
No.
Revolve plus.
What?
Bro, this- I think I have to go Revolve plus plus, man.
I can play double what's it called
I mean, this is a bad beat like I my what's it called has
Like if I so no balls another fucking dog
I mean this is actually good, but I was gonna say if the Sona rolls one more dog shit, I'll uh...
I mean I get a full item, is that good? How much is Rast? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Redeemer is how much? I mean it's 12 armor, MR, and 12% attack speed.
Or is this better?
I think if I hit Blitz 2...
If I had boots, I kinda wanna itemize him.
I kinda wanna keep the Sona.
Let's get it.
And then I'll just replace it the moment Sona is here.
Okay.
Wait, what?
Wait, I think I gained AD.
Wait, where the fuck is the AD?
Wait, what?
Where's the AD, ya motherfucker?
Wait, what?
That fuck up?
Cause you picked the wrong one earlier!
You?
I think I should still do the the melee one just give me give a
Ehh?
Getting a 20% health shield?
Is that even good?
No.
All right, all right, I'll show this fucking useless I guess show my fucking new gears I give my entire board fucking the task
in what's it called?
I don't know more.
But getting a full item for Blitzwing is kinda nice.
Alright, nice.
Alright, gee, not really.
I can't.
Your garbage!
Otaga, what's with the hostility? I mean, yeah, you're right. You're right.
I'm tired. Alright, can someone send me the stats of uh, I mean I should probably do myself
what do you meta TFD? I've never used this site before. Alright, let me go see. Like
Is it data explorer?
What am I, okay, Xayah?
Three item.
Is this three item Xayah?
I don't get it.
Oh, okay.
And then how do I, how do I, how do you check?
Wait, where do you find the Stargazer in both?
Does that even know? I don't know.
It's also on package.tools?
Select filters.
3.90
I mean, this is just gonna be, wait actually let me just do, I mean there's not gonna be
enough stats right now though, gee gee.
I mean, okay, I mean this one's not gonna be able, I don't know why I clicked that one.
I'm tired.
There's no sample size bro.
How do I?
Oh, it is D.exha!
Oh, fuck.
I mean, that's not good.
Oh, okay.
Oh, what the fuck?
This is like fake though.
It's just a win streak thing.
I feel like I should have just agreed.
What, is it 3.9?
Okay, well it's not 100s.
I don't really want to go medallion.
The mountain.
3.9.
31 games.
Bro, there's no samples on this game.
I'm on p...
what holy shit i'm out i'm out this is embarrassing i'm out
bro i'm so lost
k3 ct wait when when does nfl start again bro i'm trying to watch some nfl man
Oh, I heated up some leftovers. I heated up the Chinese food leftovers. And then I heated
up the Chinese soup.
I can't eat it. If you're hungry, you can order something though.
How was that? It wasn't that good.
Alright, what did this give you time?
Bro just gave permission to eat breakfast.
Bro, I just said if she wanted to order food, she could.
Like, if anything, it's like a gig of green flag because the thing is, I don't want her to feel like she's not welcome to order food because I ate a lot.
because I ate leftovers.
I don't care if she orders food,
I don't care if she eats leftovers, see?
Like just because I ate leftovers
doesn't mean that she has to eat leftovers,
is what I was getting at.
Hello! Can this Q-pop, please?
So what do you care about? Not your money, that's for sure.
GD.
Wait, what?
Should I put it right? No, I just ate. I ate the leftover Chinese food in the soup.
And then I ate that it
But then anything else I
Don't remember
Huh did any poop on your rock now
Huh, you are screwed buddy. I've been your lobby at day 12 hours
Throw it you are fucking trash
What I get two one game eight free re oh
Well, I don't understand why I don't just click an econ augment and just fucking play a real calm
I don't get it.
The first one cost that I see, I just fucking... I just send it.
I don't get it.
What?
8 free re-rolls on 2-1?
Huh?
What the fuck?
The serpent.
Oh.
I mean you can't even play fucking timebreaker anymore.
What the fuck is this?
Ron
Rod love JG
I mean my just am I just ribbon to get I just played Cho'gath Cho'gath let's re-roll
Also is embarrassed
How do I see? And it's various. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Epoch, Mesa's Will, Rodglove, D.F. Glove, Salvage Bin, Pandora's Items, Wolven Magic, Reach for the Stars.
Serpent of each of the stars, Jack's three.
I only have one and then I can just go with Shogen JG.
I mean if I'm going with Shogen JG, what's up with what you been playing?
I mean this guy has worked away Caitlyn, I mean I'm shown a JD for sure, probably.
All right, if I natural a singular,
if I natural a singular like Liz or Jogat next turn,
and I'm just gonna play I mean I'll just go like show 3 list 3 and just play from there I don't know
I don't want to use all of those because I don't want to see much of that item.
I'm having bad luck.
I'm not going to be a champion.
Eat three reels.
Only fuck.
Let's go.
What is this magic?
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I probably not then but then is there like a two cost free role that can use Shogun JG?
I mean I can play Lulu, like the Milio Pampillion Lulu board.
Is that bad?
Is it bad?
It's actually unplayable?
I mean I have 1 Pantheon, 8 free rerolls, yes if you're interested, I mean it's Serpent
Lulu as well.
Is that that bad?
What is it like?
Licks.
What's the weak Licks?
I mean my opener for it actually seems pretty solid.
I'm gonna have a lot of items, but Yukon's like can't be bad.
Also it's Ferris, so it's even better I think.
Oh god echo with the Arbiter all and any guys all are responsible. She's so you too
All right
the next two costs you see in the shop will be...
that
i mean it's kinda i mean if i get pantheon or milio it's kinda good
pro
i'd rather just take the chain though
but if i get like a good unit it's actually good
Gragas, the other guy's there.
He got a TF from his fucking, bro, fuck you.
I can't.
I mean, Malkai's gonna be contested on the re-roll, and he already has two Malkais.
I think there's like a board that you can play that's like, a lousy three or some shit.
does someone know the board? it's like a lululu a laui? I mean I saw someone
playing it actually looked good but I forgot what it was and I'm not that I
forgot what it was I literally don't know what it is it was like
because I can't go mountain 3 and I still need some frontline a laui lulu oh
MF also got buffed as well right
What is it?
Oh?
Can someone help me?
What was the board?
He had a lousy and something for sure though.
I just forgot.
I just...
Yeah.
I mean he had those units for sure.
Jax, Rast.
A lousy, Victor.
Like, Mordekaiser, Alawi, Jax, Ordon, Panther, Lulu, Brawler, Rast.
No, no, no, man, no, never mind.
Okay, the reason...
The reason I'm trying to...
The reason I'm trying to play something else is because Malkai is contested and I'm not going to hit Jax 3.
but I remember he I remember oh it was it has to be like a lousy new new like
jacks or and then misfortune and that's not kind of it actually how many
1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 3, 5, before this Rumble Gator. Honestly? But then I'm going to build NTMR.
I mean, this is way better than... You know what, unit is complete dog shit?
It's, uh... The unit that's complete dog shit is, uh... is Maokai.
If you don't have Maokai 3 or, like, a hex for it from this unit, it doesn't do anything.
and then and then also like when you're contested now guy what the fuck is your
frontline a mouth guy that shit is complete ass but at least now if my
My frontline is in complete garbage.
And also, I'm actually not lost.
Uh, now with Gragas...
Uh, Miss Fortune? That's where he is.
I got a Quark. Is that good? A fucking Quarky?
uh physical damage shogun jg
i mean i'll find out for one more whale
Oh my god, how do we have one thing?
And now I'll just save this one.
I misspoke.
I need like more items right now.
Alright, I mean, two years of loss, that's okay.
Is this, is it looking alright?
Under the nir time breakers it's just trash now. I can eat or I mean I would play for sure.
Alright. Charged Transmitters, is that good?
No. Belt, is that good? No. I mean T-Building is pretty good. I think I'll be taking that one.
Two Shredder Nico, that's pretty good. 16.
This replicator of three replicators
Making for temporary for a task we
Have a belt. All right, how's the spot looking? Oh, great
I'm like, how many of the Void Staff are on screw?
Alright, that's okay.
I mean, I'm just blue shrinking and then I'll just three, five send it into a four, like
mid-stage force end and hopefully this comp is an ass or I believe I'm screwed
Tom catch replicator for replicator
I mean yeah, it has to be better than the default rule of order because the default rule of word is
You're playing through a trash. Pantheon's trash, Miliu's trash, TF's trash.
H1ce is actually not trash.
The Malkai, you can't really hit.
Honestly, I might actually just stack all the way into a wall.
I mean, it's probably actually stacking before a wall, man.
And just try to just send it.
I could also just level.
I just thought I should pretty good. I just need one more item.
Augment
Okay, 48 I suck two more. I'll be like 20 HP
If I love on sender, I don't even have money to actually to be sure my shit
And I'm sorry, but that I'm just gonna run over. All right. Well, hopefully I'm not a
What I get gain a fork up I
Mean the task to the dollar showed it is actually good. Oh
Oh, I have to take Varus, actually. With a cloak?
What? I mean, I have to take this. And then, honestly, maybe I just leveled into them.
I didn't find GG. I didn't find the new new... Alright, GG.
GG.
No.
Four replicator.
I mean, that means I probably just go spark.
Some part of spark.
Gargle some part of spark.
Yeah, but I don't really like gargle in some part of spark either.
Okay.
I'm actually gonna stack two more.
There's no reason not to.
What about magic?
All right.
Well, am I fucked?
Oh, am I fucked?
Am I fucked?
I mean I'm gonna have two shinner and he goes eight gold.
Like is it that bad?
I'm sure I can kill one more unit, you idiot.
Ah, nice. Ah, yeah, one more.
Um, that's fine. That's actually fine.
All right, no one cares if you win just beat Hellcat. Yeah, you're 14 days. Actually, I feel kind of bad
I'm bad, but Prolet fuck your points, man. Fuck your points. I
Flip chicken K on you and you play Lulu question mark. I mean, it's good man. It's actually good. Not really
I'm going to have two shirinikos, but the problem is I might actually have to play like
MF3 as my primary until Lulu later, because I don't have a singular fucking copy of Lulu.
And if that's the case, GG.
I mean, it's not one life.
I'm going to be like 30HP, which is easily like three lives, which is actually fine.
I need like even the money to put in my board.
I said 30 atk but I'm surprised I didn't get a single unit.
Actually I had like 1, 2, 3 and I got 5 minutes.
I got 2 minutes, still 3 lives.
I'm just guaranteed 3 lives.
And that's like 808 old.
Alright.
All right
Oh
I'm in the good news
Is I have a lot of Lulus.
Not really, but I do.
I mean, I'm probably going to default for sports after I'm going to default for sure.
I'm going to default for some part, right?
Is this farming anything?
Okay.
I mean, how's it looking?
I need any, I mean preferably Nunu, but if I can't find a Nunu, I need to find some idiot.
Alright, I just need to get it off.
Alright.
Alright
Bargoyle, Geek Law, No Val
Belt, Chain, and Void Staff. I mean that's pretty good, I'd say. How much money do I have?
Five, three...
I'm getting two shurikos, getting a component, playoff BF.
5, 2, 6, 5. I mean, I don't have to go for both frontline upgrades, because I only need like one tank and then both my carries obviously.
URF crashes, dummy's in a bow. I mean, it's not you and my bow, I mean, it's not that.
Charge transfer. If you get 8% damage amp, is that good? No. Is this good? No. I mean, I can roll this to just take this.
I'd always just take Portable Fortress for an extra item, but I'd rather just have 8% damage and fuck me.
I mean, I'm down to Rollins with like, Rastu probably.
Jack's 3.
MF.
A Lulu.
Another Lulu.
Yeah, one roll, fucking.
I mean, I can hit a...
Okay, next.
Alright, now it's 8k.
and hopefully this is strong enough. I mean this is not strong enough I don't know what to say.
I feel like my port is actually pretty good. Do I care about fucking orn3?
Nope. Minus 1. All right. And I would just AFK until, uh,
huh? Oh gee, gee. I'm blue one. My entire backline is dead.
I would love to know what the fuck it's supposed to do when I'm sitting here trying to upgrade
both of my fucking dairies.
I would love for someone to tell me.
What the fuck is Orin 3 doing?
Please tell me.
Absolutely fucking nothing!
Fucking nothing!
Alright, what do I get?
Rod?
Gigi?
I don't get it.
I mean I can't even...
I mean I'm not making gobbledyg for it.
I'm finding Zoe 3 with level 7 Zoe 3 on fucking 4-3, I'm pretty sure of course it's actually
there.
This guy's carrying, I don't even know what the fuck he's carrying.
Alright I just have to win one of these next...
Thank you, I'm not making no fucking cumbley, fuck you man, but I just need to win one of
these next two rounds and then I can actually roll.
And that's 4 costs you see and the shove will be 2 stars.
In 5 rounds, gain a...
Eh?
Is that good?
I mean whatever, I need to take Varus anyway, like I don't even know what I'm thinking.
What I mean, I don't find any so
And I can just sell it right for a little bit more money go broad into is what's it called
Please Stargazer
You do
This new degree
This orange three not really
I
Roll
All right, how's it looking I'll find a rest it's fun I
I wanted to just roll until I find what's it called.
I'm not for one to lose, so I've perfectly involved with Niko.
I'd rather Niko be the leader.
It's because I'm...
I... that's actually crazy.
I don't even know how to deal with this.
It's just that shit, man.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
On that one turn, before you use your Niko,
you want to just roll until you find one,
because if I find MF, then I can just
Niko the other one.
Or if I find Lulu, I Niko MF,
I find MF, I Niko Lulu.
and then I... it's not even that much stronger to just play misses.
I fucking brassed one of the five-center players.
Who cares?
But now I'm just stuck here just fucking rolling for a mess.
We are not stupid, bro. I mean, really?
Because I think there's a lot of people sitting there still don't even like it,
even when I explain it, they don't fucking understand.
I try to explain why the fuck you don't hold orange,
and somehow they don't understand that one either.
I don't even know how that's even possible.
Your falter is splitting terribly in front of you.
Honestly, how do I understand this?
I mean, it's not the wrong Gumbelig, Serac.
And then, the Gumbelig to...
Sorry, the Serac, I'll find that later.
I mean, just look. Look at this item.
It's 45 AD. It's 45 AD.
That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
And then, uh, and get this in three rounds.
Have I survived until then?
That's really, it is good! And in three rounds get this! I can move the Storak
To frontline and get a real item.
Ohhhh, crazy. Alright, I'm actually good.
A Laoi 3, MF3
I mean, I'm scouting here
Okay, nevermind. This guy looks strong as fuck. But aside from this guy, I'm pretty sure
I can't lose to anyone else I mean let me see the people I can't fight I mean I'm not losing to that
I'm not losing to that I'm not losing to that I don't think I lose to this I'm not sure though because this shit is pretty broken
but the Urga guy is really fucking strong
I'm sure they don't lose this one
I
Was it a lot of damage? Okay
What am I leveling for?
Is this something random bygoss?
Call it a day.
Oh, it's Serpent.
Brass 2, I get an item, that's a nice tool.
I don't know, that guy is so fucking strong.
I'm pretty sure I beat this guy for part of this, it actually didn't even matter.
I'm not a position milked at.
Can you shoot Gumball in close-up on him?
Change it yours and then stop snitching.
Eh, 4 hours.
Okay, if I'm starting with this, this is...
No, this is... like, bro.
Because I'm pretty sure this guy is like Ashish. Oh I guess he's Malkai 1, Aurora 1.
Uh, I should have given an idiot or something.
I could go like the...
I didn't know Nashor, Void, JG, Kinsu, Shogun, Gumblings, they're on the front.
I was hoping for... I actually was hoping for... I don't like Kinsu, it's basically Shogun.
I mean it's still good.
I was hoping for a, uh, what's it called, like a DV, or some shit, like an IE, not so
Was it sorry there? Oh, it's uh, it's uh, sorry. I mean, does it serve only buff? Oh, yeah.
Aw, great. Get your key.
I'm gonna put these guys this way.
I can't.
Oh, the evil eye was put in a good word.
I mean how much it has to do is pull one, ten?
I just got a level four of grass, call it a day.
Can you show it to the world?
Call down something, something to nearby enemies and remove ten members, something, something.
I can go JG and then voidsap someone else I can also go guardbreaker frozen and
feel good man. I feel like going voice up on Sona this Sona unit is f**king dumb s**t.
I can move some far to...
Alright, this looks pretty good.
I'm not really rolling for anything. I'd be rolling for like...
Like this voice staff item is actually broken, like if you were to just like look at the
stats of voice staff, it doesn't even feel good to move voice staff to someone else because
the item is just legit broken.
One manager has 35 AP, 15 AS, like isn't the item just straight broken, yes?
Oh, this guy's full streaking. He's way stronger than when I fought him last time. Well, that's
Oh, I bet. I can't.
I mean, this matchup, uh, Morgana's for sure better than...
So now...
I can't get
And it's not like it's not like a fluke without because the things I'm still too
live see like compare a lousy to malchai bro this
this Malkai unit is fucking ass.
The unit is so fucking not tanky, man.
And then you can just roll for, like,
if you hit Orn 3, you just go Orn 3.
If you hit a Laoi 3, you just go a Laoi 3
and call it a day.
No way you're going for both.
It doesn't even fucking matter which one you hit.
I mean, I think a Laoi's tanger is an Orn though.
Broken clock right twice a day, you're garbage.
All right.
Yeah, if I was playing Malkai, I think I would legit be dead on 4-2.
But I mean, to be fair, it's because there's an Urgot reroller, so it's like how the fuck
am I hitting...
And then also like if Master Yi's in meta, like I just don't understand how the fuck
you're supposed to hit Malkai 3.
You get the roll on 6 maybe it's like Pantheon Billio is what you play and you just re-roll Pantheon Billio and then you just level for like that board plus Rax.
Tomorrow is the last of my worlds.
I don't know.
I know for sure it's not Malkai Lulu though that shit doesn't do anything.
So to modify each level to cost 2 less, I guess reroll, like 1 cost reroll is a lot of work on this one.
What the fuck is level 3 next turn?
Oh wait are you always level 3 next turn?
Oh wait no you're always level 3.
Oh wait.
Wait.
Wait are you always level 3?
Wait.
Oh man.
I
Mean
So what are you hot what wait doesn't come to us here
wait how much is the level to four wait oh wait now it costs two less oh wait you're
right so I have a fucking panty on two man what the fuck does this do be a fraud trade
sector depending on too great what the fuck is this I can't
graze with a guard breaker
what is this replicator what is this the thingy
I'll just play some more backline.
What does Pandion do?
Does he have to do nothing?
No, I wanna hold this for sure.
I should probably hold this as well.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
It's Graves broken now?
I mean the reason my Graves popped off the previous game is not because Graves is for
sure better but the thing is it's like you still like okay the problem with aura farming
Graves is that if you don't have an opener by the time Graves you get the upgrades you're
just dead.
But also like you would think like yes Graves looked really good two games ago when
I played it but like my port was just good.
I had every fucking upgrade in the game level 10.
Like, I mean, the board was good.
I mean, it was like that in that minute.
Yeah.
The board was good.
Conductor.
Is that good?
I got a task for you.
I guess I can just play like 4 brawler frontline with like a good game.
I don't really want to roll that much on 8 if possible, but sometimes you just have to roll on 8.
How much attack is this? 15 AS? Is that good?
Because I could go Shepard with Narkin.
Alright, making 10, that's pretty good, 16th level, it's 12 after one more turn, well honestly,
I'm probably going to lose that streak.
I'm not making a single item, and I'm down to tier 2.
At combat start, Granda Ella, who died first in the previous combat, 450 based on...
After three rounds...
I love Cloak.
I mean, IE is probably still good, but I don't really want to Cloak.
Ah, this is pretty good.
We'll win more for nine.
Belvet Gwen Poppy.
Ah, I mean, it's not around IE.
Okay. IE Guardbreaker.
Okay, if I have IE Guardbreaker, then I just don't go Abilio for free rolls.
What is this?
Replicator?
What is this?
What does Replicator do?
16th level?
I mean, if I lose around it, it is.
I'm pretty sure I'm my favorite to lose.
I'm pretty sure I'm an open eye there.
I'm tired, man.
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, what the fuck? Wait, he gives-
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, I get two?
Okay, I mean, if I win with-
If I can win with three fucking time, whatever, GG.
GG.
What the fuck?
I mean it's so it's so what the fuck all right
I guess I'm just lucky because I hit Pantheon 2 and Milio 2, so it's like that's the only
the reason why it's good because I guess you get to play like a garbage all right
well I'm probably playing crazy okay IE guard okay my IE guard I'm kind of
going away it doesn't just really bad I wouldn't be surprised no matter what
items you still go to the fucking the
one I'll be passing one
no one ryan gains
for forger
oh I gotta consider a line
okay just look at what I've been told
gg
cragis 2
I'm a zero also go above just look at my spot. I think I'm gonna be a hundred street with a with a weaver in
Or not a weaver with or apartment
And then honestly my board's like pretty stable
I just I just find like four bruiser plus a trucks now Kai Akali for bruiser a trucks now Kai
trucks Akali
for bruiser
Bastion Greaves and then so on
I can't
What the fuck is this? Wait do I get three now or is it still two?
What
I'll call it even with great gadgets, because you just play Fiora.
I mean, I kind of just want a front-line change item.
I could also just go feed the planks for a little bit of an army van. It's actually pretty good now. I wanted to front-line them anyway.
Epic roll now, is that good?
I don't think this is fucking useless.
I'm just gonna split now.
Oh god.
I'm actually pretty good, because my grids have no army van.
I made something to get people less in garbage.
Alright.
24.
I'll level next turn.
I lose. My board is too good.
And then my pool is a 2 shield.
I'll level next turn, atroxed.
Okay, nevermind. This guy looks strong.
Two tanky maces three.
Worth the wait, maces into two tanky.
Bro.
Rage bait?
Like, isn't this the only guy I can lose to if I do lose?
I mean, I probably lost for sure. I'm looking at this fight.
This does not look very good for me.
Rage bait?
Is this- Is this-
I mean, I'm pretty sure I beat him until he hit the fucking two tanky as well, man.
This game is ass.
I mean, I fight him as soon as he's stronger.
Great, man.
GG.
And now I'm screwed.
It's, uh, 20 at a level.
Wait, did I get two rolls?
What the fuck?
Wait, this time-breaker shit is fucking broken!
Oh, wait.
Alright, bet.
I'm in.
Is it worth it?
I'm in.
Is it worth leveling out or not?
I'm actually pretty sure it's fine.
I
Hello?
I mean, Gensu, I.E. Guard.
Gensu? I.E. Guard?
Gensu? I.E. Guard? And then I just go Graze too?
And I just go Rev-Up with Gensu now?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Can you-
P-pengers are doing tight state call.
The fuck is this?
though. Like as long as I don't miss the Kali. But uh, also I need to sack like a little
bit on stage 4. I need to sit here and just wait for upgrades. Imagine this being the
I mean I sure hope a fucking Lillio 2, 3 item Gragas 2 with Gargoyle Sunfire can win some round here.
I think I'm going to be automatically speaking the rest of the game, that's where I'm going
40 to level.
Uh, okay.
Okay, well I'm probably dying on...
Another rod, a BS-word rod, a cloak of equal, a belt of equal, play around with something.
Aatrox, 20 level.
Gensu, i.e. drone, D-claw, Gargoyle, Sunfire, D-claw, I can go drone, Staraq, play off of the Rod, I can go Gumblaid, play off of Uninstaraq for sure.
I might actually reforge the Rod.
I'm not sure yet, bro.
Hit rock, hit that, that's really good, and then aggro'ate, ergot too, gg, oh damn it.
You think I can kill some units here?
If I kill these three I'm already happy.
If my following is asked, if my carry is desired, would you know anything?
Fuck it one more.
That's fine, I'm in 40 or less of yours.
How many poles that I get to?
All right, and at one turn I unlock this graze but I feel my board is still gonna be assed
So I have to just stack this stage and just pray
We're just kind of flying exclusive customization. I mean I can also just not play I call it as game
AD I mean cybernetic implant exclusive customization
10 gold is actually pretty good. 100 health, 15 AD, I gain a sword. Is that good? No? Yes?
I mean, 10 gold is pretty good. I mean, that's not that. It's not that. You are ash.
What's great? Rax.
Is it like a melee carry?
Is there a melee carry anywhere?
Anyone?
Can Graves get...
I'm trying to itemize Fiora, because I think Fiora is actually good.
But I mean, it just ain't every time it looks pretty good at all.
I mean, I can't really roll.
So I just have to sack more.
I'm just following the day.
I'm gonna be strong after...
Oh, nice. Good loss.
As long as it's awesome again.
I mean, listen.
This, uh, this Graves is gonna look bad
until it looks good.
Yes.
It's gonna look bad for, like, three more rounds.
And then, on 5-1, when I upgrade my board,
oh, it's just at 100-0.
No cap.
I can go Titan, Sterak's, I can go BT, play around the rod, probably BT then.
I just need a chain for taekwondo.
I'm not sure if he's putting this on us.
Go Nova Graves plus E. Yeah, let's just dual carry a fucking Master Yi, man.
But I'm going to be level 9 with a million fucking Nova.
Dual carry Master Yi.
Okay, Master Yi, GG!
Alright, old...
Re-ast.
I want this Rockaboon, not the fucking...
I just need a stall until I can get to the Breva, you know what I mean?
I think it takes 5 turns, but I'm pretty sure as soon as you get it, that mastery I was
playing ashram was broken.
Nooo K.
No K.
Alright, I need another colleague though.
Alright, I needed a Cauli though.
I mean, I'm just stacking the stage.
Titans, I could also just go...
My frontline is dead instantly. Holy fuck. I cannot.
I'm fighting on loss.
I mean, it's kind of fine.
Because I'm going to uh, I'm probably like guaranteed three lives that he was rocking on a healer fiora and then look at my rolls
How expensive is it? I'll have money for sure
All right, gee
I'm I'm three lives with infinite fucking golden I'm like if that's not GG, I don't know what the fuck is
right
What do you need?
You go you go double top into rub up
All right, new new blitzcrank rest graze Fiora a colleague already in there Shen
Praise Shen plus one.
Oh GG, GG. I'm three-lighted by the way, GG.
GG. Okay!
Four team roles basically pre-dealted nine not really I mean actually I am I can sell my entire board I can't
I'm taking chain plus whatever
Rev up plus and then I just need the last thing right
You can actually play Double Graves because they have benefits from the thingy, but I
can also just play random game.
I like Graves too, I mean.
Uhhh...Morgana...Sona...
And another Grace too. It actually gets stuff up really fast.
It's not like no one should be an idiot.
Okay, my frontline is complete dog-shiite.
Alright then, I'm out of the little ginsu-star SPT.
I'm going double-fucking-sump-fire-gate.
Cause this one also gets the upgrade, it's actually good.
Belt belt belt chain GD.
GD.
My frontline.
It's fine.
one more turn in gg yep don't worry as soon as i get the uh the one that gives ad on attack
gg oh yeah both of the grids get the upgrades so that should pretty good uh but ideally i could
get another frontline i mean no it that's the problem with the unit though it just takes
forever to scale but when it when it does scale just fucking wait buddy i mean i can play
ran a stew instead of I mean just wait buddy just wait just wait like yeah like
this is like but like it's actually not bad because both players get the just
wait I mean the game's over man just wait everyone just wait one one more
round I'm pretty sure I get the upgrade and it's just gg can you die from 17
No, I mean, I mean it's 18 because I have Seraph of it, but no, probably not.
And the problem with my frontline is, uh, it's fucking shen.
Is that good?
Probably not shen.
Uh...
This Nunu won all of it twice.
I mean, I would prefer to win this round, is all I'm gonna say.
And Gigi! Wait, what? Wait, how? I was told that I fucked up my build the previous time,
you motherfucker. I didn't fuck it. How do I get the ADB on attack? Rebel plus plus?
doesn't exist bro there's no AD on attack
AD on attack doesn't bro I got fucking
lied to then bro what fucking scammers
ah what the fuck ah great ice armor
okay so why the fuck
This shit is ass.
I mean last time I had Gensu GSVB and that shit was not ass.
But I thought it would be fine not to have VB because I thought you could gain AD on
attack.
But I can't gain AD.
What the fuck is this?
What?
You were a payer
Gintsu, G.S. I'm not trying to go fucking...
Storak, I don't have any BTs in front of me, I give you.
Guard, I eat together.
What's it called? Plus what's it called?
I mean, my word is actually good now.
Cause I was actually facing a lot of damage while I was like, well I have a fucking backline BT breaks.
And if I can survive until one more upgrade is just a GG.
He's right.
Wait, can't be what?
Only one brain is getting... wait, how?
Wait, no?
Oh, is that strong as that's fake?
Upgrade for... no, that's just fake.
It's actually fake.
Fuck it.
I'm gonna try this foggy.
I don't know what to do.
I mean that's crazy because they're both getting it, you fucking idiot.
I can't.
Great, I'm not gonna get it.
If they weren't getting the upgrades, they would just legit load in.
I think the one on the back is not getting upbrakes.
GG.
Okay, but I mean, what else was there to play?
I didn't kill a single unit.
This Rev up Braves is fucking ass.
It's legit ass.
Oh
I mean the basket that's pretty good
We're forming what I mean, it's not even it's not even grazed this fall honestly. I mean, I don't have new new two
and my frontline is a shit is that good I'm like tell me one mistake I made that
game well I don't get it well you can't even make a mistake the game just played
itself I'm in my bad but the unit that I played with ass I mean if I played
I didn't hit Fiora anyway. Who cares?
My Graves, the Graves that wasn't upgraded was still doing 10k damage a fight.
My front line is just a fucking Shen, man.
You know, this aura farming is actual trash.
Like, I don't know a single 5 class that's good.
You don't get it until 4-3.
I mean, that's not like, the thing is, it doesn't matter that guy didn't get it until 4-3.
But I feel like every single, like the legendaries are actually good.
But the problem is, it like forces your game plan to stack stage 4.
Because let's say you aura farming something good, like for example you aura farming Jhin, you still have to roll for Nunu's Aya.
It's not like Jhin is an amazing unit, don't get me wrong, I think Jhin, people say Jhin is asked, but Jhin is actually a good unit.
It's just that Jhin is better when you have the Nunu and the Aya.
So it's like you need to roll anyway.
Then roll on I mean yes, but if you roll on eight, it's not even better. They're just taking an
augment
That helps your first
three-fourths of the game and you can just make it to that two star anyway
You're just adding all of this variance for no fucking reason
There's so many good augments that accelerate your early mid game and there's there's no fucking way
It's like taking Warpath. There's no fucking way in a competent fucking lobby
You're ever going to get away
With just with having with nothing with fucking nothing if you if you cash it out on for two
It's good, but sacking that one extra round on four three is like it's actually impossible
Warpath is not nothing though
I mean yes, but like you get outscaled really fast
like there's no like there's no way one two-star two-thousand is like a 10 streak
unless you like Hyrule elsewhere and it's really hard to tell whether you're
gonna Hyrule elsewhere because there's no way your board on stage two gives you
perfect info on whether you're gonna streak or not like you can easily five
streak don't get me wrong but the moment it goes into stage three you're
not gonna win a single fucking round unless you Hyrule elsewhere
Yeah.
Come out and play.
What'd I get?
Start with two component animals?
Tomorrow's the last of my words.
What about the social issues?
Give one item, animal, two-star, four-cost, and four-...
I think even 2 star 5 cost, I'm pretty sure it would be fucking broken.
What?
You just cash out and just 2 star 5 cost, bro. What?
Because unlike aura farming, it at least gives you something like early game.
But I feel like aura farming early game is so fucking bad.
I want to try this, uh...
I sold my Leona pair by accident. How much does it cost to you? Calculated loss?
Oh! Taking this up buddy!
Hunters, is that good, Hunters?
Alright, what's the best past 9-com nowadays?
I mean, I just played Graves, but my Graves on the previous game actually felt good.
I don't get it.
I mean, I guess I had a DB.
Like, I'm pretty sure if you have Gintzoo on Graves, how necessary is DB?
Is it just like the entire fucking game?
It actually must be.
Because that Graves was dropping a fucking nuke.
There's no sample size.
There's no sample size. Let me go M0 plus.
All right. All right. All right. Component Anvil.
Alright, so why am I open on Component Anvil?
Don't know, saving to count, Vanguard plus one, Marauder...
What the fuck is this?
You know, Mordekaiser comes in Magic Fighter with a slowly growing aura that deals damage over time.
Is that good?
I don't know.
I need a millioke for the fucking rolls, trash game, I can't.
Same account with what's called...
Oh no, they changed it, you need a millioke.
I think they give you more though, but I'm also scared that this guy's going to use open.
And I really don't want to lose my strength.
I have to change this.
The main is the two is the attack speed, and three is the, yeah.
But if I get Milio, I think you get Morals, but it's a kind of scary, because this guy's
just not opening.
PSR, Echo, Thresh.
There's no Milio.
GG.
I can't.
Uh, I can play...
That is Marauder, no scout.
Lowkey!
I'm pretty sure you can play Samurai Roll without the fucking Minion.
Alawi, Jinx, Briar.
I mean, is Anima still broken?
What are the catch-ups for Anima?
You need 400?
I would have to get it right now, but...
I'm kinda scared.
I fought him here, though.
I mean, then I might as well just roll until Briar...
Let me go check the new Animal Loot.
The little buddybot updated.
Animal Loot is not yet something.
Uh, oh yeah.
Wait, the 300 is now 200.
What the fuck?
Wait, if I get it, is it still 400 or no?
Because they buffed it?
Did they buff it or no?
Like, did they buff the base?
No.
I don't remember.
No, it's still 400.
I'm gonna have to use my rolls until I get brighter on the floor.
Alright, thank you.
Alright, well, hopefully they're not open.
Because they changed it?
Because they changed it? So...
Wait, did they change it? Wait, hold on.
Can't beat patch notes.
Oh, that's double up here.
Bro.
Fucking rage bait, bro.
They changed it in double up.
The fuck?
Ahhhh.
No time to wait.
They'll have to get through me.
What the fuck is this?
All right
Okay, so how do I get this cash out then because now I have to lose 4 I have to lose 4 1 for 400
Oh my and then also is a battle buddy crossover nerf like it sounded like a
surely they changed it right like surely like there's no way they're like it's
the same shit right I mean I haven't read the patch notes they completely gut it
G8, some screw. It's what you're telling me. Some fuck.
So what you're telling me I'm fucked.
Okay, well I actually hope I get my anima grieved because, uh, I don't know what I'm
because uh I had to sack for one I think I'll be I'll be fucking dead and do I
want to money I mean if I'm gonna money to level straight to nine it's fine but
But I mean I cash out and then...
Trifecta.
Vampiric Vitality.
I mean I don't I'm not doing this fuck what
What what
What?
Alright, what am I even playing?
Okay, last time I was told that Vex is trash.
Is this true?
I'm pretty sure there's an Ergot in the lobby.
Wait, okay wait, if I lose until 4-1, can I win 4-1?
Is that allowed?
Like, if I win 4-1 with 3 anima in, does that cash out?
What?
No.
Okay.
There's two people full-sreaking, man.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm just mech, though.
I mean, I'm gonna do the math.
60 plus 65.
60 plus 65 plus 70 plus 150 345 no Apple is called for one all right well do you
I mean I was going searching on them I don't care
I mean I might just be dead I yeah and I can't wait to scale from Braves
because I'll be dead it is what it is
37. Sacked 2 more, then I sacked 4-1.
That's it, I'm guaranteed 2 lives, it's actually fine.
But this time, Doros' items is completely useless.
And then if I get a Grief, then GG.
I have to start on the 2, transform into...
WHAT?!
These guys just win the game for free, man!
at the start of every route so now I'm just gonna get scared by a three-star
jimmy's on the two-rate
what the fuck is this shit man for what
now I'm just gonna play the whole board this great unit did not look that good
Ginsu Gs Gs Gs Gs Gs Tg and then what did I say with chain I need to make some
Alright, I have to stack 2 more though. Am I dead?
Also I don't even know if I have enough money to go 9.
So I need a Neetrox.
I mean, the odds are all fucking ass.
Like, I don't get it.
I'm supposed to take Electro-Charge?
Vampiric Vitality?
That's good.
I mean I could have taken that I guess nice man I get some fucking army man but I get
the heal and who the fuck cares I'm either dead or I'm dead I didn't kill a single unit
I think I'm gonna be dead before deep
You knew to make them alive
I mean, I just have to kill some units and I'm chilling.
Do I have enough money to level?
Why does it change it?
300 is ass now.
You have to go 400.
If you don't go 400, what the fuck is the point?
I mean, from this spot, you just play perverse.
it is what it is
i didn't say it
i got a f**king dvd i didn't say it
i didn't
what is this
i mean if i die it is what it is
I can't believe we're forged though
I mean if I'm dead I'm dead. It doesn't matter. This anima will not be playing so very good.
I mean, do I have enough money to actually buy units though?
Not really.
Am I dead?
I hope not.
Oh no, I'm alive.
Okay, well I don't even think I have enough money to buy units.
I gained it.
What does Eatrox look like?
I'm out of gold.
I'm sure I played marauder 2 over something.
Alright, GGs.
G2DVGS.
And all these GGs, I'm an idiot.
I don't know, I mean, it's not that good, meh.
I should have a Nifo died, I just lost 3-1-1.
Now I go Zyah, Morgana 2, Ras 2, G.S.
I mean I don't have to play Atroc Shen and play Zyah plus 1, because I have this item
right.
But I mean I don't know why I would play anything else.
Ohhhh.
What are you, reading the field?
That felt close.
I have a colleague who I wanted, but I'm sure that plays out, yeah.
Wait, if this is a boon that makes it so I lose 5 HP, I'm just dead.
Surely you can't roll that one
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no honestly whatever it is
All right, well, hopefully I don't get fucked here what I get
Shen too is that good
I
Mean you can't really miss them. Oh if you heard you
Kindred 3! Oh nice! I mean whatever it is what it is. This fucking Galaxy by the
way they added this stupid ass fucking encounter that makes it so you you just
get Pandora's Bench and then they complained or they said on the on the
patch notes that they they wanted to get rid of three star four costs and then
they add this fucking encounter.
Wait, I know, this anima shit also doesn't seem very good.
I mean, oh no, it's actually good, I just don't think you can play it outside of anima
2.5.
Like, you can't do the anima 3.1 anymore, but also if they never like battle in cross
slow it's like
GA Titan BD
a GA, a Titans
a BD
Sunfire Gs
I mean, I don't really want there's no way like the thing is I actually might need let's do if I want to think about beating the
The kids are three
Who's the king of three fire is worth actually pretty bad
Yeah, I mean the vampire kinda killed it with two lives, but like that's not the point.
You're not gonna hit a 3 star 4 cost unless it rolls that stupid ass counter on the second
one.
Like, I mean, it is.
They just fucking load up and hit you with this garbage.
Pandora's seat at the start of every round champions on the on the two right most something something
Transfer like how are you? How are you allowed to post that they're trying to patch out?
3 star 4 costs and then they just fucking add that shit to the game like how how was that shit even allowed I?
I don't understand
They've been trying to patch this three star four costs for like 10 patches in a row by the way
I
why do you think every fast line board just plays hrox fucking the goalie? you get precision
whole board and you get anti-armor and marble board.
I mean I win every single fucking lobby, I mean there's no way I lose, but I mean I probably
will lose too soon, so it is what it is.
I might listen to the Urgot guy if I position like this though, but I'm trying to, I'm finding
the Kindred 3.
Maybe I can actually win though.
I don't, I don't know what Kindred 3 is that good.
Maybe.
Okay, I see, see, that's pretty good.
He got one job.
I don't know.
I got CCed, that's pretty good.
Y'all one shot.
Oh no, I'm dead.
Hey GG, great game.
I went this game until Riot Games adds Pandora C.
Not really sure how this is in the game, but okay.
I am actually mind blown that they added this shit.
Maybe I should read the patch notes and see what other garbage they added.
What's the- also the one that I played earlier today where you get the uh...
Where you get the uh, the eight rolls on level three? What? What the fuck is that?
Are we- are we serious?
What?
Holy shit!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Whichever Riot employee decided to fucking whoever came up with this and whoever actually
shipped it? Like genuinely? I need to, I need, like, you, like, please, it's just,
please, I don't know what to say. I don't even know how this is allowed. Is, is this,
Is this... is this Rage bait?
Holy shit, I got a thought!
What the fuck?
I mean, I should have called it on 3-5.
I was like, the moment I saw it, I was like, alright, nice.
Obviously, it's a standby 3-4 cost, even though I was by far the strongest and the lov-y.
There's nothing you can do man. It's just a fucking joke. Hold on like look
Economy power deflation three star four costs patch goals
This actually has to be rage made like it actually like
for them. That's been a goal for the last 10 patches. In fact, it just got B patched
as well. What? No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no! I'm actually serious. Usually, I'm joking
around about getting upset and shit but this is just I don't care that I go
six like it doesn't matter I just know in the next in like whenever it rolls
thrush the only thing I can think about is I'm just gonna put again the old
that's literally the only thing I can think about is I'm gonna sit there and
pray that it doesn't roll the stupid ass fucking Pandora's seat what the
fuck I'm not I'm not saying I don't really care whether like I mean I
I could have just not played anima, maybe I could have went to two lives, and it would have been five dozen. I think that's not the point.
The point is, it's not good for the game, and it's legit horrendous for the game.
It's fucking terrible. You're not even playing TFT, you're just playing fucking slots.
I might as well just fucking load up the fucking blackjack, like what is this garbage?
I'm just gonna sit there and just roll three star four costs, I'm gonna lose every single fucking round for the rest of the game.
Did you see the guy's board when he had Kindred 3? His front line was a fucking Maokai 1.
He's just sitting there with the most garbage board of all time just like
I'm gonna go for Kindred 3. It's just losing every fucking round. Oh, Kindred 3 gets on back. Like bro, what?
What kind of fucking board progression? What kind of TFT are you even fucking playing? It's actually a fucking joke.
How like and that's not even that's not even the worst part. The worst part is it's legit fucking rage bait.
How are you going to be sitting there trying to patch out 3 star 4 costs for 10 patches in a row and then have the audacity to add this fucking garbage?
And the thing is, that's not even the worst part. The worst of the worst part is that there are actually procedures for them to check whether this is going to be good for the game and it passed every single check.
It actually got shipped to live. How? How did this shit even make it to live?
Bro, what? No! How? No, how? Like, wait, what?
I mean, I guarantee you this shit's getting removed next patch.
The only way it's not removed is if they just start seeing these fucking streamers complaining,
and they just decide to be petting me like, haha, see?
Like, they said it was gonna be guaranteed removed and we're just not gonna remove it.
Haha!
I mean, nice, man.
This game is trash.
Like, I don't understand.
I might as well just load up the fucking blackjack like, pro.
Oh my, what the fuck?
What is this?
Wait, no, no, no, Ash, no.
Okay, sorry.
Okay, hold on.
Let me just, just listen.
You genuinely cannot.
Like, it's, I don't get it.
I've been playing this dog-ass game for a long-ass time.
Like it is what it is.
I'm just like, I still play because it's a good game.
Overall, it's a good game.
And when something bad happens in a game, it is tilting,
but overall it's still a fun experience.
But like the thing is, isn't it just like disrespectful
to try to patch out three star four costs,
even being vocal about, like they're vocal saying,
hey, we get the communities,
we get what you guys are complaining about,
We get that 3 star 4 costs are just, are running the lobby and it's not fun to just load it
because it's a 3 star 4 cost, it just have the game be matchmaking RNG and we're gonna
try to fix it.
And they, they release the B patch to try to fix it.
So how the fuck do they just add this Pandora seat to the game?
What?
Like it's just, it just makes it, it just, it just feels like they don't give a fuck.
Like they're just saying it like, it just makes it sound like they're saying they
understand the community but what it actually feels like is that some writer
just got fucked by a three star forecast and then it was like oh shit time to
move it from the game and then they don't even realize they just added it
back to the game like how no how how no no no how I can't and no no no no
No!
Bro!
What?
No.
What the fuck?
What?
I mean, if they don't v-patch this,
like, I mean, I don't know if there's gonna be a v-patch,
But if they don't just remove this shit from the game, I'm just gonna be sitting out until the tournament.
I'm not gonna bother playing this shit.
This shit is a waste of time.
How the fuck?
No, like, they legit do not give a fuck, man.
How? How? How? How?
Probably this is just...
No.
Oh, not so. Okay.
It didn't roll to rush.
I- I...
I need to go read the other encounters, actually.
Like, yeah.
I- I don't even care that there's egregious encounters.
It's just...
The fact that they- they- they- they- they fucking- nah, nah, let's finish this.
Just don't say it's your fault for fucking living through so four costs.
That's just such a fucking joke.
Actually, a fucking joke.
Alright, well I'm playing Teemo for sure, but uh, alright, let me actually just go ahead and go beat this patchman.
You- I mean, yeah, I'm done. I mean, I'm not- I feel like I'm not even being a bitch about it. Like, it's just straight up, it's 10 patches in a row, man.
I don't know. It's 10 patches in a row with the same fucking gold. At what point is it going to be...
Like, at what point are they held accountable for this shit?
I don't understand
Like how how like how out of touch can you be to even think about adding to this game?
And like surely someone that plays a game is just like wait a second. I don't think this is a good idea
There's none of that either. I got shipped alive. How?
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try and get out of here.
Oh my god.
Do I still want to use the three?
Not really.
I'm sure I'm over here.
Static shoe.
Flash, I don't care yet.
I mean, surely you're pivoting.
I mean, I'm going to go to a team over here.
I'm looking at a spot.
I really don't want to pivot over here.
Okay, I mean, this is fine.
What's wrong with this? There's literally nothing wrong. I mean, it's just a new encounter. Nice, pop-train
Game 1, both, you shouldn't put it at the end. That's fine
The maximum interest increase for 1. Like I'm thankful that they're trying to like add new content
And they're like and they're trying to like keep it like like keep it kind of fresh
You know what I mean? Like they're adding new stuff
But this is just an example
I can also just Nico and just go straight to 9.
And Nico allow me to.
If I win the next round I'll just Nico allow me to just go straight to 9.
but I mean that's not nearly as frustrating as this one I think they
just don't know how strong it is on that start right that ally he died
bomb tina
you don't have to look in a free re-roll next three will be three star
this is also frustrating as fuck you get pivoted into for fun
I don't know.
I would say you probably need to reach target four quarters in the rogue environment,
but it seems to keep you guys employed as well.
I have a 5 of the 1 of 4 Teemo's, I believe I'll be playing Teemo 3, don't care.
It's because, uh, I think Vex also got nerfed, so it's like, I, I'm not even convinced that Vex would be maybe still alive.
And like if I, I bet I'd surely go on bench, buy Leona's and board Demo's, who cares if you're Vexing?
It just doesn't matter like if he wants to sit there and enroll Teemo when I have this many hobbies
They're gonna do is really good though because you just play Voyager and Vanguard that have a lot of AP
I mean, I could also- I mean, I could play towards LeBlanc.
Oh, they changed Vanguard on them?
Oh, you only get 2 AP.
I mean, I'm pretty sure pushing is worse.
Is the block good?
I mean, I think pushing is better if the block is good.
But is the block actually good?
I mean, is Teemo actually good?
Uh, no, push and felt, so I'm really...
I have five Leona's in four, what's called?
Why am I getting question work being?
I have six of the owners shitting me go and four fucking demos and I'm getting question
work.
What?
4, 2, 1.
What are those times, also?
I can also just, like if I don't see a single Teemo, I can also just, uh, Nico this and just, you know, out.
That's the fuck right there.
One more beat.
Okay, I'm going to go for the Shurel.
I could go double Gensu with a Gold Belt Chain.
Uh, I can't even get from it. I can't even go for the Will.
I
Vango ginsu woods have
They will manage our ass I need a I needed guard oil and then I can flex around the ball
But now I'm just sitting here without a night of slam
and three off of Teemo. He pushed. He's playing towards the block. Why the fuck would I push, I don't get it. I mean he has static shiv but I have too many copies.
And I just play like six Vanguard Teemo with, hopefully I get a third item eventually. I mean my setup is insane actually.
Actually, bossing lessons on six-man guard front line in GD.
Yeah, bossing lessons is fucking insane in Mingo, for sure.
A lot of weak.
But I'm pretty sure I need to do a carry, because I think, like, demo kind of needs, uh...
I can no sound open it to actually pop off or like early learnings, but I mean make sure we
Boston lessons plus uh, spaces.
Alright, let's say I have six Vanguard, I get 12 AP, and then Voyager's another like,
and I'll move the vanguard on this one else eventually
I said there's arbor's ass the arbiter is uh like you gain you gain fucking AP
it's legit ass can I hold it but I guess I don't have to hold
I'm a little more of a visor and so he's pretty lit I guess.
You attack three times you gain AP.
The armor is fucking terrible.
Pretty sure I just want to play like, you know.
I don't even know.
All right, belt, glove, cloak.
Oh shit, this team has so much damage.
Bro, no, fuck this one.
someone else then new new I'm not really good all right
GD where the fuck are the new news or not the new news
Kinsu, Voidstaff, Sunfire, JG, play around and cloak.
I don't know, where is actually going to be nasty after I hit?
And then I just play like, Meesey instead of this and I play like Karma and just play
Voyagers.
And I just do a carry Voyagers this game.
So it's 5 Vanguard, Mortifiger, I mean I can also play Nami with Nami for 3.
Okay, so how come I'm not seeing a single Teemo in I don't know how much hope?
Hello? Hello?
One off of you now
One off of Timo
It's not uh, it's not it's not Bargol anymore because uh, I have bossing lessons so I'm just gonna be playing six frontliners
So if I'm playing six frontliners
All right, and I just played this plus Vanguard plus not me
I don't want to try to go to the caterer, but I mean basically it's not even bad
Or I could also just not care about, I mean, 36 were both a success.
Alright, and then...
How the- wait, I just realized, again...
How the fuck...
Are they allowed...
To put
Dress pad door seat in the game
I need a duel here man
Where's my dual carry?
I think she's nice though.
36 to level.
I really don't want to lose this round.
Should I beat everyone?
Hopefully.
Do you have Glove?
I actually need a dual carry.
I think I'm supposed to keep Liss. I mean I also need, nah I can't. It's actually too expensive I can't.
Is uh, what's it called? Business Lobby? I probably need to change regardless.
Can I need to finish uh, three front front ends and then switch over to him?
I could also go GS, uh, and then voice-off my DLT.
But I, I just go C-Standard plus Void here.
Preferably uh, it's actually like a Roar 2 or something. Karma 2 or a Roar 2.
I don't really care about these things, Rogus.
Hold the line.
I mean, hold the line is actually good, but I only have one unit right now.
I'm buffing one unit, is that good?
I mean, it's really good later.
I mean, it's not going to run out, it's a problem, I don't know what it is yet.
Bro, this could have been, uh, this could have been, is it a better Sheppard?
I don't need more frontline, man, you fucking piece of shit.
If I got if I got the backline one the game is over, but uh
Shepard, I'm not gonna play Leblanc I guess I just have no I just have no frontline or no damage. I can't
If I can get like Archangel, I mean I kind of have the future to play Macy and I play...
Imagine I rolled the backline one. Isn't the game just over?
GG
The game would actually just be over. My front line is fucking nasty.
GG
I should have AP, I mean I don't have Voyagers, it's an ultimate.
Announce the world.
GG
DSR
My prismatic is more front line when I have six vanguard with boxing whatever that's what
My prismatic is legit nothing.
Gee, gee.
Gee, no, like, it looks like I'm doing okay right now, but I guarantee you on me.
I...
Yeah...
I mean, I can drop these two for five Sheppard.
But it has to be like, really nice.
Yeah, full health.
Okay, I mean I can just drop Nacis and Morticizer for a little bit more like more damage.
I can go Vanguard, Riven, no synergy.
I drop drop
Voyager
Vanguard ribbon with BT. I mean I just need some damage man
Okay drop drop to space probe and then I drop Mordekaiser to for like
Oh no, I mean I'm gonna be rolling on A for sure, but...
Why not ban our team? It's trash. It doesn't look like the AP is getting down.
It's fucking trash.
Oh nice, and a Batashite.
He's 500 charge by the way. He's pretty good on all weapons.
I mean, I'm guaranteed A. I'm actually guaranteed A.
I mean, this is like... Okay, this is called chaos.
I mean, the other armors were also just as bad.
The moment I got this, it's just intriguing.
I'm down a prismatic.
what's wrong with you okay oh no I'm down but I mean what six man are just
fucking worthless
like this is my only carry that's it
I mean if I drop the four I mean it doesn't really do anything either like
If I drop the four I have I have no items yet, so it actually has to be like if I hit like ribbon two I
Play like room for something
I need some
Look at team, we're just sitting here attacking the Tompkins with B-Ball.
I'm not on a charismatic way, because this is Baron's lair, my game special is on it.
Just look what it's worth. I can't go there.
Behold the righteous flame!
I go where my research leads.
I'm not going to pull my hat.
I go where my research leads me.
All right, do I have damage now?
I want to play fizz or to want to play rest.
Allow me to, is that good?
This is my board, GG, GG.
I'm in low key, it's not even that bad.
I got a little bit more damage in.
If I could somehow just get to ribbon 2 randomly.
Okay, I mean that's not even that I mean if I get ribbon two like my poor sign of that
But I'm zero old I
Can play Nami it's not me good. I
Mean, this is technically open slot, but like I don't really need rogue. It's this room. It's taking its fuck
But I'm gonna have ribbons taking his fun. I thought it's taking his fuck
Arbiter rogue
All right
Who do I beat who do I beat I've written how how could even if it's four trades it's eight
armor and MR on all of these HPs.
I think if anything, it would just be like, Riven over...
Okay, what is this guy playing?
What is this? Is he playing vertical Voyager with a fucking Kaisa?
What in the fuck?
Alright, well, I mean, that's just really pretty cool.
Leblanc. Gwent.
For Sheppard. I mean, Voyager is actually good.
I mean, I'm down for Karma. Karma?
Okay, Karma, and then I play, I mean, I play three Voyagers, so I actually have some damage. Yeah?
Hello. And then, I mean, now my board actually has some damage, you know?
three three three Voyager except I probably need like Aurora to ribbon to
I mean okay ribbon to my board is actually good yes or it's like five look
I don't really need Rhoads, but I guess I'll probably save his Bander from living to the
last king.
I think I just about, I mean I'm not spreading loops, I'm just calling it a mission.
Hello?
Spreading loops.
What do you call the chaos, EXP or something?
I mean, one kaisen, my ward is actually good.
And not really, it's not like where we do everything.
I feel like if this unit dies, it's already dead.
Like, if it actually dies, it means my whole front line's dead.
That's what I meant.
I don't think I have the single target to, uh...
Actually, this light looks...
I can't. Holy shit, I toported out of his medic. I don't know. I mean, the drop six
Vanguard was actually good. Yes, like broke. No, I like this this damage. I got nothing. I got no fucking damage
I can't
I can also just play a random ass next with the
With avoids the ass. I mean, it's not a boarder. Does that even?
Probably
I'm going to drop that asking them for the good news for me, right?
I can't. I just can't have someone. My board is fucking trash. Legit trash.
You should do a catch phrase when you knock out one of your rivals like this, so...
I get robed. Honestly, how much energy do I have back here?
I mean if I can level to nine Blitzcrank over over like new new one Blitzcrank to level nine Blitz to
Karma to my board is actually much
But it and brass tea
My board is complete ass. I'm just looking his uh
He's 500 charge cash out man. I don't get it
I can't
He's even victor three
Yes, say something like see you later. Okay. I just saw the see you later alligator. No
I
This is a good third. Yeah, he's right my board was complete ass
Like if I if that called the chaos I'm not sounding or why I took all the chaos
Because I feel like a lot of the call the chaos is really good my spot
But I mean I'm not taking egg and I don't know what the other one was
They hold a lot feels terrible though, I'm basically buffing one unit. I mean I guess I would I
Mean it busts like more units later into the game, but
It does feel better
I'm tired. What time is it? 10am?
I just got reminded.
Ah, you know what, let's actually spread positivity.
I'm not even, I won't even complain about this rush.
You just pray that it doesn't roll thrush.
Nothing wrong with Pandora's Sea. That should be really fun.
Heretics or foot? I'm gonna bet based on what you say.
Well, no, I'm not gonna say anything. I don't want to get blamed for, uh, for, uh, yeah.
I mean, here, how about I message...
uh...
I mean, I-I-I know what side I would take, but I don't want to-I don't want to say what side I would take.
Nah, I won't blame you if you predict correctly. I'll gift a band.
No, no, no. It's not worth it.
Bro, no man, because even if, you know, because the thing is someone out there is gonna be like,
oh, so just on this?
I'm on this!
And then they're just gonna start fucking, that's why I don't say anything until after
the end of the hour.
Because I don't want people to be like, oh, I mean, it can't hurt, I mean, so just
been on this, bro, I'm just a fucking, I'm just a blind, bro, in darts, man.
Oh, great.
This guy is a professional raider, bro.
I forgot about this.
Bro, the Marlins lost bottom of the ninth, and then they get four to one odds again,
and then they win.
And then I wasn't on them, bro.
Bro, fuck these stupid ass Marlins, man.
oh my god they lose bottom of the fucking knife against the dumb ass dodgers and
the next day they beat the Dodgers 4 to 100s and I'm not on them fuck you fuck
you I can't
Dodgers are your dad pipe down tomorrow's the last
I have I think there's a turn I think there's a TPC stargazer come on the
I don't fucking know it's so funny how you hate this game you have really no choice but
to keep playing and entertaining us because your gambling addiction keeps you perpetually
in debt.
I could lose every single fucking day for the next year, assuming I lose one bet per day,
and I would still be unhappy, but I would still be fine.
I would not be very happy, though.
Weird flex.
No, I'm just responsible.
I can't throw.
Why do I have a mountain kite on my board?
Please don't get punished.
I can't.
Shepard.
Uh...
I mean, aren't I a shepherd? Is that good?
Malkai? Is that good?
Rod Belt?
Are you gonna be the next Stewie? Wait, no, no, okay, wait, also, wait, how? Wait, I don't understand, wait.
Listen, I don't even know if this is true, but if it is true with what Stewie did with the skins,
how is he actually sitting there scamming skins when I feel like he was like, I don't get it.
It's just so interesting to me.
He's responsible because he's only thrown away a small amount.
Wait, what?
Who?
Alright, what am I going on?
I'm not thinking that.
What's the weight?
Is that good?
Broad belt tier.
Quirk.
Cosmetic ticket.
Into what?
I don't even know what I'm- oh fuck, I'm running out of time.
I don't even know what I'm- oh fuck I'm running out of time.
Ah yeah fuck it!
I- I ran out of time so I couldn't even-
GG! GG! GG!
GG GG!
Oh shit! GG!
Oh GG!
We also- I ran out of time. Wait what was that?
Was that good? I- I-
It was already blinking and I saw like 10 lines of text.
So I couldn't read it in time, man.
Chrismatic Primordian.
Is that good?
Oh wait.
Wait, Timebreaker only gives...
Yo!
It only gives one role for playing three timebreaker on stage two?
Bro.
Nah, that just raged me, bro.
But it gives two, it gives two roles though.
Okay, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna play my strong word then.
I'm just gonna play my strong word then.
Ah, great.
This guy's also combat story.
Great.
Okay, also, what do I even combat story into?
Aww.
I mean it has to be Zaya or or or or or or or or or or Degendert drone up Lee all right
I think I'll be playing Degendert or or not just Lee here wait wait because he had drone
I don't know what he has.
He's so hard you're using catch rates on him and he's trying hard.
Like what catch rates is that? I'm not saying no fucking
see a later alligator.
I can't be on.
See you later, alligator.
For what?
Anyways.
I mean, if he's going for Anima, I'm just gonna open.
I mean, otherwise I'm just gonna be dead.
I should have fun with him now, especially that.
he gets enema on carousel
also what does he even play?
alright
you know what, actually I'm just gonna open the stream
to explain
but now the problem is
with this 3 timebringer shit he's like
he actually doesn't even lose gold here
he definitely loses gold cause like the streak and shit
but
What the fuck is this shit?
Like usually you would just lose a gold here because you wouldn't be able to win the second
round.
I got two golds, that's pretty good.
I got a rod.
I mean this, I don't even believe.
That was in the head steal.
I mean it's the boar.
Maybe I just like play Zyra with a bunch of attacks.
Wait, no no no wait, but the thing is...
I feel like I should be taking the one that gives me money from this spot rather than a silver hex.
Okay, but the thing is though...
Oh, I guess I can play Leona actually.
Oh, come back to where the Leona is back.
Or not Leona.
I mean, I guess I can never got.
Yeah, that's good.
Oh!
Did he hit... Did he hit...
I think I just give up on anima then no the thing is so I okay I mean I kind of
like I feel like there's only three lines you can play I mean I think this
always actually good you can play okay you can play
you can play Leblanc with vanguard because Leblanc scales up with a task
speed and then vanguard's scale off of HP so that's a good line. You play Master Yi
Kindred because both Kindred and Yi scale off of the task speed and you're
playing a bunch of frontline units that scale off of HP so that's a good line.
And then you can also play...
Zyad.
But I don't know if Zyad and board is that good, but it's probably fine.
It's fine for sure. Like Zyad, like Zyad have a stronger frontline and then also the
the Cyberseal of the Dyspeed, but I feel like this one's actually pretty good.
Uh, I kind of have to open this round, and the next stage, I think I get, if I lose the
round, I get two rolls, so I kind of want to just keep moving, he's right, but I kind
of have to see what my Arbiter is, because if my Arbiter is bad, I'm just, I, I'm
not playing level 1, fuck that shit.
I don't want 3DXP man, I'd rather just get 2 rolls.
What the fuck does 3DXP do?
My interval is already perfect on 4-1.
See?
And I don't want to play Master Yi because I have a... well I mean I also have this thing.
I have like the Solar Rex but also I mean that's actually not even bad in the end.
But usually you can just play Gragas with Yi but the two is drone fucking uplink.
Do I want drone uplink?
No.
I'm not doing well.
Oh, actually, I don't really think they're playing right now, actually. Never mind.
My Gold Orb? Give me Gold, bro. It's GG. GG.
I can't.
Uh...
What?
I mean, I can go Leona 3, I guess.
Like, Leona 3 as my tank.
That's pretty good.
This guy has Azhaya.
He's brawler fucking sniper Zaya.
Oh my, oh god.
Oh god.
Okay, I mean I guess I can just go like Archangel, so I can probably still play it, because I
just don't know what else I want to play.
I mean I can play primary karma with a shoujin, and just print the leonitory, I mean that
sounds like a play, instead of trying to build a stupid ass fucking Archangel.
I'll slam it, I'll just go straight to 9 GG.
Am I going straight to 9, can I even go straight to 9 from the spot?
Low key?
Don't care.
Never mind, never mind, I do care.
Oh wait, side effects.
Maybe 50% of the healing.
I mean, that's pretty good.
I mean, I'll be taking that.
Because I have a lot of HP.
Alright.
Re-ast.
Solar Hex?
Okay, I just primarily carry Karma.
Allowed.
Sun defense and stretch. I mean, yes, but I have
I have plumbab story, so it's actually a lot more HP.
So I just want a little bit more damage.
But I don't think 7 can go fast like ever.
20th level
Drone up like
I mean I'm not gonna lose a single round starting and also I don't have to build and he was at this thing
Okay, should I just carry primary carry karma? Is that is that allowed?
Primary carry karma GD
I might as well see which one I hit, but I mean I'm pretty sure if I have to hit both.
Actually, whatever I want to just carry Nami, list Nami, with a random Leblanc, I mean I
I mean, I kind of want to play the long of my board, so like this doesn't really matter, which one I need to play.
Uh, Leona? I mean, Leona's gonna be my main tank, that's pretty good.
After I hit Leona 3.
Stormhex, is that good? 2-5 cost champions, is that good?
The first time it was hit within a- that's something, something...
It is not yet the time.
And I can play like, okay I mean it's karma, I mean karma for sure.
You want a Mordekaiser, a Lowy, Nunu, Muti, Karma, Leblanc.
long like it's so far this they're just like a roar or some shit storm hex
maybe I can play like pike
Wait, I can play like Pyke?
I sold my victory, but I'm pretty sure I can play like Pyke victory for another item.
I need some carrying items for me. Let me just get this first.
I don't need Nancy alright.
Alright.
How's it looking?
Is it looking good or not?
I mean, I would say this is looking pretty good.
BAD!
YOU DEAD!
LOOK AT MY ROLES!
JUST WAIT!
Yes, it's looking good, my items are good, I'm gonna get some frontline items going.
ROKER OF THE THARBO!
JUST FUCKING WAIT!
JUST WAIT!
Aww...
I mean I'd rather actually lose, I mean I'm pretty sure I'd rather lose, but I'm pretty
sure I can play like, I don't play this idiot, oh no this is Shepard.
I mean I need to hold a list in case, oh wait I could play Sona, wait I need a Sona then,
Cause I could play Soda Pike
And then this is my board, it's actually good
Ah shit, how do I get that?
I mean I'm still 3 lives, it doesn't even fucking matter
Or like, by 3 lives I mean 2
So I mean that actually kinda doesn't matter, shit
I mean it's fine
Actually do I need this? Not really. Where's Liz?
Alright how close am I to Leona 3? I mean I'm pretty close.
Except it's gonna be hard to print because for each interesting wood game
GG GG and now I'm screwed I can
It's criminal right now, that's pretty good
Aurora to LeBlanc the blog to
All right, I need a allowee, a allowee, all right, I was aboard, I'm 5 what's it called,
Also, can I even print the, what's called, this turn?
I need, I need, you can't go, I can actually print this shit.
Fiona?
Alright, I don't think I started with the ping, though.
First crab rag, new recruit.
Is that good?
spatula
one book to book
invested
it's pretty good
i want to go
up on galeo
are you agree
Hello?
I mean, I'm not Niko, I don't give a fuck.
Like, fuck that. If I die, I die. It is what it is.
Also, I should probably be taking that idiot.
This one's Nunu 2.
I mean, I want Nunu 2 and I want Karma 2.
Cause I think if I bow it, that is just, uh...
Wait!
I don't get a golden Niko?!
What the? GG GG!
This shit is ass! Where's my golden eco?
Oh okay, so they want to make it so you get less 3 star 4 costs.
Oh that's weird, they just add Pandora's fucking Bench to the fucking game.
A GG. Pandora's Bench. GG. Fuck you. Fuck you.
I mean this is, this is, this Carver's a straight nuke dropper man.
Okay, Carver too.
Uh, I mean, I'm not the store roll.
I already have to do 3. Does this list do anything? No. Okay, more to counter 2, and that's pretty good.
I mean, I'm down to just, uh, I don't want to keep rolling off that. How many removers do I have?
I mean, this is valid useless.
Alright, the board is actually good. I'm anti-heal here, this is fucking useless.
Karma 2.
I mean, my board's nasty, just look, man.
316 health, 31% to pass me from my entire board, and then I heal some HP.
C.
See.
Wait.
Wait, it's 5 Paramas.
He's holding some of my new moves, man.
I mean, this will block his fucking music, though.
After 5, I gained...
What?
After 5 rounds, I gained...
I mean, this will block his fucking music, though.
After 5, I gained...
What?
After 5 rounds, I gained...
What?
After 5 rounds, I gained...
I mean, is the Blanc, how much is the Blanc, the thing is right now the Blanc is, I mean,
how much is Rast, it's 10 AS, which is whatever, 10 armor, MR, whole warden, that's pretty
good.
but i mean this is a block
this is one of the sparking
and i can put this over here
but i do want to play three
how much did it do?
three points, i mean this is uh...
3 Wooden Sugars I'm carrying this, and I want probably like a GES eventually.
I don't know how much damage you can kill this E.
I feel like anti-heal from the bottom of the hill.
I got one shot.
Alright, give me a shot.
Alright, if I can level for brass my board is nasty.
I love overrassed.
Get some front-line arms going.
See you later, alligator.
That shit can't be real, man.
All right, what's it do to the Raps 1 and Raps 2, let me see, 2.9, I think that's pretty
bad.
All right, well, I win one round here in GG.
I just have to survive until three items in GG.
I would rather actually go 3 tank items first.
The Vex just stubbed his E, I mean that's pretty good.
Except I think it's brapping my backline.
And now 1 life.
It brapped my backline.
HOW!?
Okay, it's fine. Am I still 2 lives?
Low E.
Okay, that's two lives. That's two lives. Fuck you. That's two lives. Don't care.
I mean, I'm pretty sure this is like, actually, like, one of the best I can get.
Like, Spark is actually good, and then G.S. is good.
Like, Spark is still a front line enemy, yeah? And then, I mean, I need gold, and then, like, what else am I gonna get?
I mean, this is pretty good.
And I told is really good because I can actually level 100 earlier and I can go GS and then swap and then go
Avoid this into this
Mashers GS. All right
Okay 58 all right, it's 56 next turn surely. I'm not dead
Is there another arbiter that could also just sell this
Is there another Arbiter? No I can't I don't know what to do with him.
Alright.
My frontline? Ah shit.
Bro no, I need a Lally too as well.
Like Lally is actually a huge upgrade but I need to level.
If I can level for Ratscheety.
Level for Ratscheety.
Please, please, please, is someone not strong?
Is that strong?
New new two, Blitz two.
Darkstar plus one, Timebreaker plus six.
I think I'm dead.
Psych?
And I won, I was just gonna throw it.
GG.
I mean this is like a game from that story.
If I can survive until, like now, if I can just survive until like even a Laoi 2, Rast 2,
if I survive until here, it's GG.
Yes?
Cause I'll have three out of the tank.
And then I just hit a Laoi 2.
look at that with augments I mean I mean I'm pretty sure this uh this combat
solution is nothing else okay
okay
I know new
Yorah?
Replace the block dude?
How much damage does the block do?
2.1
How does it size attack?
1, 2, 3, 4, you will be destroyed.
one two three four all right uh i kind of i kind of moved my my units so now it's like
less likely to wrap because before it like went here and then wrapped that way but i i moved it so
I think I got stunned by the X. I can't...
What? I'm strong as fuck.
I
Because I'm sloppy no kind of it's alright
No, bro, should I get a real fucking thing that'll fuck you man?
25 armor in 30 armor and a mar
I don't know how to go Staraq.
I'm a double mana Leona.
Is that good?
Not really.
Alright, well now I just have to strike two turns and I just make it to, uh...
Can you do two?
Rex, do you need me?
Am I dead?
Why does this fight look not that good?
Psych?
I'm listening.
I feel like when you have combat stories, you actually survive.
Isn't it just G.E.?
What makes the board good?
Oh, it's just HP with vanguard.
Side effects with HP.
I don't know.
I don't know if the board is good.
I don't get it.
I'm gonna play Sona instead of this stupid asshole block.
2-1-8. I don't know who's a trade player, but it's a trade player.
G. G.
And then I can play Pyke or Rest.
I don't even mind meets you, too. Actually, what even is it, drone uplink?
Yeah, I guess not.
Why the fuck did I sell the...
Why the fuck did I sell the, uh... the meets you there?
It's giving entire board armor at MR when I have a bunch of extra HP.
Oh, it's Cryogenic.
I could play Pike. I don't want to lose a word too.
I get drone uplink.
If anything, it would just be overrassed.
I don't have that many synergies, right?
I only have four without this vision.
What is that?
I get 4, 4 Voyager and then I get Drone Uplink and I can dual carry Aurora 3.
That's 2.
Magana.
Sona.
Nunu 2.
I'm just going to wait for the wrong Nunu. It's a fucking double mana.
A Karma. A Blitzcrank.
How do I play Blitzcrank?
But I wanted to say this!
I'm not even sure about this.
I should have went for a problem at him.
Oh, should I almost get it? Oh, but I need to guess.
I can't.
This game's over.
Yeah, it's uh, it's, let's do it really well with me for sure, but I can't control for these units.
It's not expensive.
He's a death.
Oh, this has to work.
I'm not sure.
This is what we're going to do.
I feel like GS is a... not a good... it's probably still HP right now, from them there's 2 of the HP. I'll take that one from the rest of the room.
I can spot the swan there probably.
Nice, he did.
Alright.
This guy is strong as fuck.
I like pretty strong strong as well.
No, get it.
I have a new dude with two mana items.
Okay, it's not even close.
My project has not even gone on yet.
up bro just look at this guy's board what the fuck is this shit this guy's
board is fucking ass
what how was this guy his board is so bad
My proud genic hex hasn't even gone off yet.
He's dead.
It's probably not a frontline problem.
Like if I have Leona 3, you need to.
It's never a frontline problem. It's just, you just want to kill him.
Oh, good.
He went first on mouth
Also this game was a guarantee first until I got Riot games
Very cool Riot
I am time.
You're still saying your favorite TV show is Rugrats?
What? No?
Wait, I think I did watch that show though. Let me see what it looks like.
Okay, I watched the show for sure.
Wait, what's that one show?
It was like, it's like a space show?
And there was like, the guy's name was like Hacker or some shit.
What is that show called?
I watched that as a kid.
No, no, no, it's it's like some Oh cyberchase yeah, I watched that as a kid
Cyberchase was this show good?
I don't remember.
i watched this
uh... well said i watched i watched
dragon tales and i watched a bunch of them
sandwiches
it explains a lot, wait, dragon tales is kinda lit
Oh yeah, I also watched Top and Jerry.
I mean, Edd and Eddie was like...
I would watch it if there's nothing else to watch.
But I think the number one prior was always SpongeBob.
After SpongeBob...
I'll like see what's on like Disney like some sometimes I'll watch like sweet life
but I
Mean I think I kind of like Tom and Jerry as well
Oh, it's only one one was kind of fucking lit don't get a fairly odd person's okay. Oh
Oh, I watched Purge a little bit, but that shit got like, it was like too scary for me
when I was a kid.
Purge the Cowardly Doll.
It would like only play at like 10 p.m.
And then it's like all dark and shit.
Oh my god.
Alright, well, I hope my opener is good, because I can drop gold.
I'm just gonna play Gigi.
I'm just playing Gigi Android, right?
Hopefully, the drone is good.
Alright, target locks, I mean, that's pretty good.
Nice.
Oh, and I'm 3-primordian, GG.
GG. I cannot.
All right, well, I think I'm guaranteed that board then. I have a Challenger plus one and Marauder plus one and
then I just Marauder the Kindred for
some AD
Wait, does that only get it on kill, or does it take down on kill from this moment's fucking
trash?
What?
I'm on the job.
The Router Challenger.
Oh, I also don't have to play each round. Spreading fruits.
Statements account.
I can't get reforger's anymore, I'm pretty sure saving account is way too broken, not
pretty sure, I'm actually starting this way too broken, but did this get nerfed, I mean
I probably did but it's still a piece of fun.
Eatrox 2 is all bad.
About where?
What is this? Oh this is 200 HP now, what the fuck?
Do you always play Eatrox? Yes.
boring! I mean the thing is you like okay the thing is I'll be 100% happy with spreading
roots but the thing is my board's like kind of done. Like I already know my board. It's
So I'm just playing, what's it called?
I'm just playing, like there's no way I'm not playing Challenger Marauder.
And then all I need is money to roll for TK2, Kindred2, and G2, yeah?
But like, I think if I take spreading routes, I mean like before, they made it
So like before if you were last two how many people are playing yee? What the?
Brawler, IE, Sniper, this side Brawler with Nova
Dark Star, Voyager, Meeple
Gensu, Brawler, whatever Stargazer plus it's Mountain
But you would get a Reforger, but now you get a Reforger
So it's like nice and I really like I really know why he's not bored of playing. I have uh, I have uh
What do I have?
Just who do you talk to? You talk to me buddy? Anyways, what I get?
Why is he mad?
Alright, uh, okay, well I'm playing Adross for sure, what do I have?
Brawler Marauder, uh, I mean, Gragas for sure, Amaukai, Urgot, Atamkianch, Mastiki,
Kindred.
That's too challenging. I don't even need to play Belved. Oh, but I'm playing Belved
because I want former order. Belved. And I just roll for the sword. Oh wait. Oh wait.
Oh no, I play it all the time. Wait, then I don't have to play Ergal because I don't
have to play level for Shen. That looks pretty good to me. A, B, C, D, but how do I play Fiora?
Two tiny duplicators. That's good. That's pretty good. I'm not going to be lost though.
I
Fell best to what the fuck okay
What I'm not like too is that good
probably not, I was for sure not
I would be losing way too much
I can't yet
alright, I need, let's see
hmmm
alright
no one's locking this fucking car again
it doesn't do anything man, who cares
Okay, if I win this round, though, it's still not worth it, I mean, you actually can.
It's- you just can't.
It's too fucking expensive.
I mean, I'll hold onto to it, though.
I don't want to lose this.
I'll hold on to you
You lose a same as coming to say go to 70 so you're losing losing 40
You're losing 40 50 60 and 70
For what a mouth I fucking do
It's that supposed to be good
I'm losing 50 fucking gold and then it probably actually catches out one turn later
a bog chain a bog chain wait also wait why don't I just play velvet 3 if I get
velvet 3 for free I don't get it I'll just hold this like I hatched one more
belt that's like I'm pretty sure Tom Kench I mean a velvet 3 with the
Wait, then I might as well not play Gragas in Maokai, and I play Akali in Fiora.
Or, sorry, Belvedere in Fiora, and I just don't play these two dog units.
No?
I mean, that's only good if I have Belvedere, and I have a Fiora.
Okay, well, not making a big deal.
So like if I upgraded the Maokai, I'd be making 20, then I'd be struggling to make 30, and then I'd be making
30, 40, but now I make 30, then 40, then 50, and now that's what I'm making 16, isn't it?
Like I- Is Maokai 2 on my board worth fucking 20 gold?
Is that worth 20 fucking gold?
NO!
IT'S NOT!
T, B, F.
Oh, now it's fun!
I think the PSR is actually flexible, but the tier is not.
But I mean I like surely I just make the GS
QSS
I heard this is actually really good, I can go GS Marauder, target Syops or whatever the fuck, but I can also go QSS plus...
QSS Challenger plus 1.
4th brother, hold the line and try Vector, Gragas, Soul Awakening. Is that good?
Hold the line, no. Sweet treats? I mean sweet treats has to be good.
I
Have no giant and mighty no
I'm a little 16
All right 23 plus five five plus six plus seven what is that five?
plus six is 11
34 plus seven 14
Then I can't I can't I
I can go flicker blade on on on kindred flicker blade gs plus the target side side ops
but isn't it is it a marauder
Oh wait, wait, no my items?
Nah, I mean it's not that for sure.
It's also just like a order now.
I just, uh, I just want, uh, Marauder, I just want GS I can, I'll just go, uh, Marauder,
the thingy clicker plus, how much is 4 Marauder?
How much is this item 25
All right, GG. Just look at my spot.
Oh wait, this game is always also- Oh, what the fuck? It's 20 base AD. Wait, this shit's
kind of good wait 20 wait 20 plus it's 60 it's basically like a shittier like a
slightly shittier dvd and then that is 20 wait wait my my kid is about to drop
the fattest fucking nuke
What kind of weird ass was this? I mean I just want my right side to get as much AOE as possible and call it a day.
For his belt, that is a fucking piece.
I'm saving the count full streak.
Okay, Jay.
And I'm patching out in three turns.
And I'm gonna send it on neutral so these fucking losers...
Oh, I don't know who's playing the one side. No one wants to send a check.
I really do not want
I'm not one of the various people I'm not
I'm not fucking stupid
Do you have any trucks?
Do you have any coli?
If I lose a round, I'm not making 70, and that's just a gg.
6 plus 7 is what? 13? I don't know, missed. I think I lost. Why does this fight look
Sike? Holy shit, this bubble is a beast!
I can't...
Alright, I need ATR for quality though.
This guy is NOVA plus 2.
What the fuck?
Wait, am I even contested?
This guy has a Mastery and a Kindred.
He has a Mastery and Kindred on 6th!
Fuck you, man!
Like a pro! Nah!
And this guy is... I mean, he's so good at red buff, but he also has...
What is this guy even... Oh, oh, he is...
I mean, I'm pretty sure I should just forward to it.
I'm like too healthy, and it's also too much gold, so you make an extra 70.
You make 70 and you make 70 again.
Okay, I'm unfortunately not for sure after getting the first one.
What the fuck am I fighting?
Nova plus two?
I mean, hit tree-tree, and he has every level that works.
Oh my god, I cannot.
I'll savor this.
Okay, I'm kind of done the 4-1-it.
It's not even that expensive.
It's- it's- I mean it's actually not even that expensive.
Actually, maybe I can just go 9, I can just roll on 9.
I mean, I would have to stack like 3 rounds, and I'm not even convinced that's not even
good.
I'm going for just Fiora and Shen, but I don't even think I can play Fiora on my
board.
I like that this is actually one actually.
Uh, Rod Chain, Bow Belt.
It's just, I feel like if I roll here, I'm going to be rolling to true zero.
It's actually still a lot of roll. It's 5 plus 7.
And I'm going to just die on 5-1.
And next turn I'm not going to stop rolling until I hit Tongue-Tench-2, V2, Kindred-2, and DG.
DFL how many traits? Not enough.
Vampiric Vitality, dual Q, bronzer, life, heal and whatnot will probably sing me good.
I don't have a I don't have a I don't have a fucking
I'm only at how about at 30 gold?
What's not just at 100?
I'm gonna hit E2, but I have one Kindred.
I mean, now I definitely can't go any more.
Okay, I need a level for rest.
No, but I also need a level for shit.
Yeah, I mean, 23-year-olds is not that much.
So I guess it's like pretty reasonable.
I don't even need Fjord, I mean this board is going to win the lobby if I can just, if
If I have Shen 2 and...
If I have Shen 2...
If I have Shen 2 and Brass 2, I'm pretty sure I'll just drop it.
I mean, it's not that my board is good, it's not that my arms are good, but my arms are also good.
What is this?
Belt BF.
Boat.
Boat Boat BF.
Belt BF Boat.
Yep, Belt Boat.
Aw, aw shit.
I'm like, aw shit.
Bro, I don't want the echo boom though, man.
Uh, didn't, actually, didn't Varus just get nerfed?
Just, yes.
I think.
Dude, where's the inverse, or no?
Hey, it must've! I mean, it was opious fuck!
No, no, it must've! It must've!
No, don't gare! I mean, it must've!
Did it? I hope so!
I mean, this is too good on this, because I have Flicker Blade.
And then I don't- I mean, this Choundry is completely doggy.
And then Starras is also really good.
She says Starras, she asks. I'm in.
Uh, how many triggers are there on?
I mean, I can't roll anymore, but what is that kinda good?
Nice, 300s, 3 es. Fuck you man. How man, how? Oh good, how? You need GA bro! You need to
stop fucking typing. If I had a GA I would put it on the E. Do I have a GA? I do not.
But instead I have a well itemized- everything else.
That's pretty good.
I mean that's crazy.
I have no GA and it's the last thing to die.
That's fucking crazy.
Crazy how that works.
And then the one fight where it gets killed, GA-GIF, GA-GIF!
Ah!
Oh, how many levels?
60 in one turn?
If I sat two more, I actually have... I mean, but like let's say I do find Akali 2.
Or let's say I find... I mean, I just have to drop the dragon so you know that my friend is ass. How do I even play Fiora? I don't get it.
Oh, great. Me too. Plus, uh, plus fucking Kimber too, man. And I'm lonely with one star everything.
Hello?
I don't get it. GG.
G.A. diff! G.A. diff!
Surely it's not that he's zero fucking gold with two star everything man
All right, if I have fewer or two how do I even play that shit
I mean, I could just drop Gryce, which also opens up Fiora, but how does the level, I
I'm not as long as you see the whole
I mean I could start leveling up the grace
And play graze on my board that's exactly another game
I
No one's playing this I didn't find a single unit. I did not find a single unit
I have a fucking GS on bench, but I mean I can't drop the dragon. I also didn't find a single Fiora
Am I playing Jin?
I'm gonna rent a gym too. I can't be bad. I don't have a wish then.
I'm gonna rent a gym too. I don't have a gym too. I don't have a gym.
I don't have a gym to use. I don't have gym to use.
I mean I'm kindred one man. I didn't find a single kindred.
Like how is this even allowed man?
Hello?
With how much money I rolled like how?
I rolled another fucking 40 gold on 9!
Yeah, this is definitely a GA death. We're definitely killing this, guys.
What?
Oh, god.
I mean, Jinjoo.
Another Kindred.
All of them know us in time.
30 AS. Is that good? No.
Flickerblade, Marauder, plus whatever the font.
Alright, well, I'm one star everything.
PogChain. A PogChain.
I don't have a single two star.
It's probably actually, I mean after I hit Kindred 2, I can just take the items off of me, right?
I can just go double GS.
I don't know where I'll run this game, it's fucking wrong.
There it is.
Ah, this is just my board, I mean it's actually good.
Gintu is Gintu.
I mean, Shen's pretty good, but I mean I don't see a single Shen.
I can actually Kindreds.
I can just go challenger on Eve and just fix my items that way.
Great.
No can be killed again, fuck you man.
Ah, sorry.
Okay, let's say I hitched them to you.
What do I do?
What can I do?
Nothing.
I'm going to drop this and...
here it's actually really good but uh yeah it just got killed instantly because he like
went here and then he walked up and then now he's over here excuse me and now I'm screwed
all right I mean that's some that's some what's it called by the two
do you have atrox seals? no I mean that's three kidneys back in the bowl
I have three removers.
A flag of G and E. I don't know what I'm gonna look like with.
Hello?
How?
Okay, I mean it's GS
GA over here
QSS over here
Strat over here
Marauder over here
And then I go this and GS on there
J
I was actually nasty now. No, okay
All right. Well, I mean I feel like I should have hit this board ten years ago and then I could be level nine here with
With what's it called? Which shit?
But uh
Yeah
Also, it was probably one GS over here, and Psyops up here.
Is Psyops actually good on Jhin?
How much AD is this, 6-60 basically?
Is Psyops good on Jhin?
Because the thing is Flickerblade with AS is really good, like starting AS.
So, is it actually better?
I'm not for one amp item.
And then that way this is also just an amp.
And I just want a lot of time to like, be me or some shit.
Or something.
Alright.
This guy looks strong as fuck.
I hate him.
My entire board is dead instantly.
Soraka's miracle on Cho'Gath!
Oh no, this isn't GEDF.
Doesn't this have to be like the number one Giga?
I don't get it.
The first two times I hold a dross, I'll think it's it.
20% of the time...
I just don't understand what five dollars does I I don't even like I don't even know I don't understand
Level for Ratswap was actually good.
This guy is a Voyager of Dorps, he's Dorps are plus 2, Voyager is 4 and more fun.
Why the fuck?
Why the fuck would anyone ever go the fucking triple tap when you can go that shit?
My board died in one second.
Hello?
and
I'm so proud of you, so do you.
Emily, did you, uh, uh, get the buy for, for the cup?
Or are you, are you playing?
Holy shit.
The level of competition in tier two is so fucking low that Emily Wang can get a buy.
Jesus Christ.
is actually wild what the fuck I'm higher LP than you buddy okay well this is not
my true LP all right would you like to wager first the one gay you want to lose
this bet for the 10th time in a row
I won this bet once, no, the only time you won was whether I can hit like 1600 or something.
And then I just stopped playing.
It was first at $1,300 and I won, really?
And I felt bad in game...in...what?
Are we sure that happened?
Why?
Because the sweater was like 1.5K.
And then,
why would,
no, you lost.
No, you lost.
And then I felt bad and I said,
just get me the sweater instead.
No.
I mean if you want to wait into one day let me know but I'd rather wait into an
LP that you can't can't actually get to like just put like 1100 or something
I got I got this one I don't even know where it went it's somewhere in Maryland
It's actually cute.
The quality of Fuji is so fucking ass.
I got this one.
It didn't kind of cute.
Holy fuck, that is ugly!
I
Mean it's not worth the money. That's for sure, but I mean I would say it's ugly
Okay
Yes, it is cute, but ain't worth the price. Thank you. I mean that's a good thing I agree
First, the 1200, no the thing is I don't even want to wager, it's like not even interesting.
I genuinely, I'm not trying to, I'm not calling you broke, but I don't think you can wager
I'm not sure if I should give him a fuck.
He just called me bad and broke and old.
I mean, yeah.
It is what it is.
Alright. Let me see. Alright, I'm going to stream until the Raptors. Until the Raptors
The
You said till the next game yesterday at vitality what they say and then you're
gonna watch LEC right said no one fuck it ever wait wait it's a it's LEC wait
when is LEC playing LEC schedule wait what is my tally playing or something I
I mean, even if Vitality are playing, I'm probably not going to be watching, but let me see.
But who's- wait, who's even playing? Wait, what's it is, is it 29?
I- we actually played League with the Vitality team, bro, the Vitality people?
The Vitality League team are so fucking extroverted.
It's so weird.
Oh, there's no games. Wait, what?
Wait, what's it is, is it 29? No matches scheduled for today? I mean, that's a cap of weakness because...
Oh, oh, is it- oh, oh, wait, what is it called? Is it a tournament going on or something?
Question mark. Question mark, question mark, question mark man. Wait, who is this? Wait,
who is this other guy? Do I know you or no? Is this Yuli or no? Who is this? Maybe. Okay.
Okay, okay, then I'm chilling. All right, just don't report me, GD.
Wait, when do... Wait, no, I was told... Wait, is there like an LEC tournament going on right now or something?
Or like, it's like some tournament and then my tally was telling me they didn't get invited.
I don't understand how you can be like one of the higher seats and not get... Oh, it's EWCQL? Oh.
No, I thought it was like some other tournament or something.
because I don't think they said it was either a sequel
or was it?
I don't remember it.
The road trip, what's a road trip, what's that?
They almost lost to a tier 2 team yesterday by the way, who?
What team? Who against who?
Vitality? Oh.
Oh, that's not good.
What team?
Did I also random tier 2 freshmen? Wait, which team?
I might actually know, because I was actually like...
Like watching some tier 6 fucking LEC.
Yeah, Solary. Those guys are actually nasty.
They're like the fucking king of tier 3. No cat.
It's like Solary are nasty in tier 3.
The Gallians.
Something unstruct, spandau or whatever the fuck.
Bro, I actually know these teams.
There's French Flare, which is a Natty Nats team.
There's...
Uhhhhhhh...
What else is there?
There's like unicorns of love sexy addition, those guys are complete fucking ass.
I watched one game from them, holy shit, I just...
I will not be watching them again.
Uhhh...
Wait, dude, actually no ball. I mean, yeah, I was actually watching tier 7, man.
Name three players, I can't. I mean, I know the teams, though.
I can't even name one player, man.
What the fuck is this shit?
What am I playing?
Or any of these even good? What the fuck is this shit?
Am I just playing uh... what's it called?
I'm putting a full open.
Am I just playing LeFonk?
Is uh, Zonia's ribbon any good? Probably not since Rogue.
I mean, you guys can't, I love League of Legends. See?
You can't pull that fucking unswitterful, the fuck, spandown team out your ass, man.
Like, it actually proves that I fucking, I watched that garbage. See?
Where the fuck are these units?
Who's your favorite player on our LEC team?
Shepard. Shepard.
I've sold the dumbass list on Kingdom.
Okay. It's whoever was on my team.
I think it's Fleshy, I think.
Was he on my team?
I mean, I know the entire team, I'm some humanoid, fleshy, knacknaco, and, and, uh, oh, I learned it's lincis.
See? It's lincis, not lincis.
I, I actually, uh, was scrolling my, my, my Reddit, like, maybe a week ago, and they're saying something like, who is...
I forgot what it was, it was like something like, who's the best player or some shit.
That's how you said God paying you's gift? What does that mean?
In an extra copy of the champion and to roll
What does that mean?
And and and then the top comment the top comment was
Not a not humanoid that's for sure. It was like something like who's like the best I
Forgot what it was nevermind, but they were just playing human for no reason man
No, but when I did what like when I do watch I'll you see the um
Um, the only, the only Azir that looks decent is Humanoid.
I'm not, I'm like, I'm not even trying to cat.
I mean, I think that champion is just legit trash.
I never see that champion do well.
But I'm pretty sure it's because that champion is just fucking dog.
Holy fuck, you're so broke.
It does well in LCK. I don't even think that's true.
Unless it is.
I mean, it might do well if it's like, if it's like Faker is here.
I mean, I appreciate I saw Faker is here lose like three times in a row.
But like, if it's like someone, if it's like a tier one team against like the shit team.
Then like, I mean, I guess it'll win.
but it's not I don't think it's I don't think it's the champ it's the fucking no
I'm actually a League of Legends fucking draft fucking expert
because I be as of the odds every four seconds
Like I can just see the odds.
Yeah.
Good luck in your game, see you everyone!
Holy cat!
No, when Kajal says this team is cooking or whatever, or like, listen, this is no
shade but when Kajal says that a team is cooking like he's knowledgeable as fuck
don't get me wrong but sometimes they'll say that like your team's draft is
cooking and then you just look at the odds and you just see the odds fucking
plumbing and it's just like bro they're not cooking shit man like I mean I would
take the market like it's over over any like anything else I mean it's just
it just like when money is on the line like it's I mean you can't fucking
live on that shit but anyways also I thought I was going eighth but is my
spot actually insane isn't it kind of also this the ad they changed his planner
thing now that you like whenever you open this on a new game starts you have
to like actually click into it you just notice that because I never do that
like I never make more than one plan I just have one answer please but now I
I'll have to like add an extra, an extra click.
It's kind of pissing me off, don't eat.
Mortar Kaiser.
I'm gonna have to kill the stupid ass BS sword.
And that's gonna get like, sparkless.
It's actually fine because that's a small one.
Deona, Mordekaiser, Meepie.
I've lost.
Zoe.
I'm just fighting open on open on open on open
This echoes patients over to your size is and also what he has it is so dope bro
All right, honestly, like it doesn't matter beats the bees even if it's damage over time. It's still damaged
I it's not a damage over time skills
Multiplicably with damage over time. It's just it's gonna be a flat whatever the damage over time damage is going to be
It's all it is but the reason it's good on silly
The reason it's good on Zoe is because there's an Arbiter that makes it so like on instances of damage, so it changes their damage to tics, and then there's an Arbiter that benefits from tic damage.
Yeah
I just want to put on there with
Two-star two-star
Wait, it's animal what the fuck wait, maybe I can catch up like a shit item. I mean the shit I'm sorry even that shit
Like, on 100 charges, not even that bad.
Uh, because it's the only burn that counts as a Philly damage.
Oh yeah.
It doesn't work with, like, Morello, like, yeah, but like, like, there's Arbiters where
it's like, on every 10 instances of damage, or I don't know what the...
It's basically, I don't know what the Arbiter is called, it's exactly, but it's basically
on 10 instances of damage, you gain AP, you gain mana.
It's OP on the mana one to do, just sit there and spamcast.
The Echo's patience, like, but like, that's why it's good.
It's not because of the damage over time, it's because of the damage over time scaling with Arbiter is what makes it good, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
But like, it's not like it's better on Zoe or, it's not like it's better on Teemo or whatever.
I'm tired.
I need this Pina Claw to no cap.
So that's on the timebreaker change? Uh, it's okay. I mean it's definitely good.
I think it's probably over 2-none stage, the burrito.
I feel like when the lobbies are open, you're getting rewarded a little too hard.
This guy has Darkstar plus one with a ribbon already.
nice one man thank you if that is all one more time lookie I could have
probably not I don't whatever since animal loss I guess
what even is this shit why the fuck would anyone call what is this garbage
Wait, but I want Varus though.
I mean, I'm clicking that, but like I don't even want Ace all twice.
What is this?
Hello?
Uh, I mean, the only thing that's kind of nice, I mean, you can hit me if you can,
but you can't hit me.
And I don't even want to win.
I'll rather lose.
Okay.
Uh, is this gonna cash out?
Cause I actually don't even mind this item.
Okay.
Is this going to cash out because I actually don't even mind this this item
it I need to lose like I need to lose like one of the next two rounds
have a belt
okay I mean if I win this round and then I win the next one and then I lose
one does that cash out no gee gee what's this
What the fuck I can't oh it did oh I mean
It's still good. Oh, no, I got never charged. I mean 10
Like what a little bit like a little bit off the armor and a mar and then a little bit off the attache
I mean, it doesn't really matter and I was the problem frontline and then I'm happy to go and believe and then I can give
Vankard's extra armor tomorrow. I can also get my tower for more damage. Yeah, I can't
Okay, if I win this round
Okay, I'm not gonna just ditch this animal. I mean, I can also just stack three.
I'm not even rich.
I mean, I'm not stacking...
I'm gonna stack three with TK.
And I just don't play Zoe
I like I 4-5 it
For 100 charge
Honestly it's kind of 5
I don't think I'm ever getting the 2-1 noodle
Am I getting the noodle?
Another reality inside all of it
Maybe not you
I mean I'm kind of 4
I mean I'm gonna spell 4-5 it
Okay can I cash out another
I don't want to use the reporterer because I just I can just start to build on a dual
Gary I think this guy is playing oh oh holy shit I mean that's not good for me
all right
Let's catch on to 400 and then it's out of line.
Big grab bag, staff Smith, I don't need more items.
I just want combat.
And more items for who?
I guess I can adapt it back, I'm not thinking of staff Smith.
I'm thinking of that.
Reinforcement for a new new two or the blonde two.
Do I need items?
Not really.
Maybe the fours be with you. For fuck you, man.
I might have done a normal damage to him.
I'll do a carnage, whatever.
I don't really want to roll anymore.
I'll do a carnage, I have a Voyager, plus one.
Should have just more damage.
And I'll just stack two.
And I'll just reset it on 4-5.
I just left the wrong Naga Converture.
I don't think the problem is that I'm going to get an issue, because a lot of teams already eat the same thing as Unity.
And then, like, you're telling me you can't find fuckin' the fuck?
This Unity is trash.
Legit trash.
But I'm just stacking while I catch up the stupid anima.
Alright, nice. I cashed it out and then I'm done with this role.
But I just keep on coming to my board though.
Um, it's actually good.
Bro, I mean, isn't this item actually good?
And also, it gave me an allowee too, that's pretty good.
It's fucking, it's free mana regen for my karma too.
I mean, that's pretty good, man.
A Vex, a DK, a Riven, a Nu Nu, a Nu Nu Bear.
I don't have to play that for one turn, I don't have a war to die for, I have a surely best
one that's still better than...
I mean I'll probably stop rolling the moment I find the Vanguard.
I'm fighting a Maokai 3, the Arbiter is every 4 seconds you gain 15 AP, and that's actually
kind of good, was it one of those?
That's right, alright, I'm gonna have a top catch on my board, actually I'm pretty sure
the block dash is better, 7.1 over, the next 4 costs you see in the shot will be
After rolling the shot 15 times, gain 2 Component Amgills.
Is that good?
Star Cross Upgrade.
Is that good?
2 Component Amgills.
I mean, I'm not gonna say this one's gold.
Okay.
Tom Pinch.
I didn't even get to sell the TK.
I think if I sell the TK...
Wait, do I have to buy this one?
I do, right?
Yes, okay.
Oh, I don't really want to roll anymore. Isn't my board actually stable as fuck?
I don't get it.
I mean, I'm one star, but like, who cares?
Do I have a mini-2? Yes. Do I have a mini-2? No.
But also, I can just play Vex too and then just play Sonoranus.
Every 4 seconds, all armor is going to be 15 AP.
150 AP? I'm not sure. See?
And I have the Sonya, so it's guaranteed to survive. See?
Or no, 2.
Don't care.
I can't.
11 gold auto won't play feast.
Okay well the other one is out of the world 15 times.
This car, no these 100 charge casheats are actually,
read this, it's actually good.
Every five seconds this item loses 3 AP and gains 1 and again that's not even bad.
Like isn't that pretty fucking decent?
You just get a little bit more mana regen.
I mean it takes time to get full mana regen but it's actually like,
I mean I got it for free man.
It's ass.
I got it for free!
It's free!
Instead of like a 20, like let's say an item with a $20 bill, bro. I just got $5 off the ground. Like that's pretty fucking good, man.
It's, it's straight up free!
Bro, I just got rogue karma and then it's swapped and killed the guy, I could have won, fuck you.
I don't get it.
Two chain boltcloak, two chain boltcloak, two chain boltcloak, two chain boltcloak, two chain boltcloak, two chain boltcloak.
Let's break
All right, well, that's the case then uh
Arbiter conduit
Voyager
Stolen over this
Is that a Rast?
60 to level, I have to stack 3.
I'm getting 3 items, a GD.
I don't have 3 rovers.
It's probably solo'ed to go.
My entire board died in one move.
What the fuck happened?
Excuse me?
This item sucks!
They changed it!
Magic Fighter?
Fighters against 10% Omni-Bam, is that good?
I mean, it's fine.
Jhin?
I mean, I probably still want to level in one turn though.
I just level up for Roram Ballad or Voyager.
And I should 3% Amp, is that good?
I mean, I want to carry Leona too, but I don't really want to roll on a...
I mean, three turns I'm getting, I'm getting 18 gold.
So it's like, it looks like I'm fucked.
Where is this?
What?
Oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, one more turn I get, I get, I get some more.
See?
My Zona's proc to what?
How?
It didn't cast.
GG.
Oh, cow.
Great man.
GG.
Also, I should have held that last.
I mean g2 is actually pretty decent.
I missed g2, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg, gg,
I mean it looks like I have 4 but I'm gonna get 3 items or I'm gonna get 20
I'm gonna get 18 gold. I'm sure they're not die.
Level 9.
Accenture.
My frontline is a fucking allow.
Hello? My board is trash. I can't.
Yes
I just realized I don't have a I don't have armor right okay fuck you
I just lost a little bit of an ODE.
Huh?
Hello?
I could have just played Sona.
I upgraded my Leblanc too.
I don't have Arbor so I don't even want to play Leblanc.
Who do I beat?
This Vex unit is ass! Bro I should have just rolled on six.
I mean that's Dark Star? I mean if I have G and I can sell this and move items back.
I mean I guess I don't really care about Dark Star.
I need to carry something, that's not that fucking feature.
Okay
I'm actually like this back student unless you have that students. Oh gosh, I need to uh, I
Need to just roll on the eat and just play with walk for this. I think it is so ass
I mean look like this is I mean just look at look what happens when I have the block on my board man
Bro, fuck Vex. I mean, Vex 2 is probably better though, but...
Bro, fuck Vex 10. No, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Weaker, bro!
The moment I move items to Vex or the Blongo, I'm already strongly at...
How can it be we are great? And Miss Vex 2, not really, but I mean maybe.
And I'm about to spike even harder, because I can move a Voyager here, and then go 3 and then Blitzcrank.
Buddy, what's rank 2? I mean, no one cares what Dark Star man shits ass, and the brass is like pretty good. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 3. That's pretty good.
I'm not gonna mind holding this just make 20.
I was gonna move my arms, but they're not...
Is that strong?
You fucking piece of shit, man. I don't even know why I'm rolling.
Okay, I mean if I have Blitz too, and I can go like adaptive hodge, grab it on Blitz.
I mean how would I even do it? Oh, I guess I can bounce with this.
And see if it bounces, and if it doesn't bounce then I have a mover, but then I have to sell
All I know is that I just stayed on...
What the fuck happened? My entire board is dead and...
Wait?
Also that six was supposed to be a first.
I think I'll ride games. I'm gonna look at the quality of my board.
Thresh is benched. GG. I came.
I'm hungry. I'm on Chick-fil-A.
Challenger on day 74th of the set bro that's not what's important man like
everyone everyone knows my true I'm probably no no like it's not even
really like listen for the people that are here thinking that I actually
It actually sucks. Everyone knows my true LP is not fucking 500. It's not 400, whatever the fuck I was sitting at.
If I actually gave a fuck, I would climb infinite, man.
Setsuko would not team up with a fucking idiot.
See?
Well, you want to play as well?
I'm down.
Uh, yeah.
Uh, yeah, wait, do you, can you get some chicken strips as well and then can you, do you want
to split it?
I don't want all of them because then I'm going to get, uh, Big Back Dawn.
Big Back.
What's the meta?
I don't know, I don't know what I'm playing, what am I playing?
I played some fucking worthless ass Kinderdee
I played some Neonin 3 level 9 Vex
but my board is just nasty
I played some worthless ass Timo re-roll
I mean I won the game, I went fast nine, won the game
but I mean I got scammed by fucking Brian Gaines
Orapharming I will never take again
Lulu re-roll
Graves, fast nine Graves
Oh, this is yesterday. I forgot.
I don't get it.
L2P Lelouch bans Zee Brogson. What? What do you say?
Slash Udo Zee Brogson.
Zero messages. He's just banned.
Wait, what?
I think someone's going to let me trust you, man.
All right.
How many chicken strips?
Six.
I don't want to like absurd amount
Or is this six or is it four four? Oh, it's four
I don't know what the fuck milk is playing with this board actually looks good
Pantheon, Kench, Ezreal, Mordekaiser, Nunu...
Wait, this board actually looks good!
What the fuck?
Wait, this board actually looks nasty!
Four Vanguard?
And they changed two time breakers, so it gives a tax feed.
Jin?
Pro has an Ezreal one?
Oh wait, oh you're right.
Yeah, I just think the problem is Jin carry or Jin solo can't do anything.
Let's do it to anybody else
I guess he did
I mean it actually looks pretty good though. I mean it would be better as you just drop the fucking stupid as panty on Ezreal and TK
For nar jacks ramus Ziya, they just put the Ziya board
What the fuck is this guy doing like a lowee
This board is trash!
I mean, the synergies look nice.
Timebreaker, space group, sniper, conduit, brawler, darkstar, vanguard.
I mean, the synergies look pretty good.
Quenbury.
Your view of Quenbury.
All right
Well, this guy only re-rolls. What is this shit?
Belle vet
Leona Timo
Primordian Primordian
TF
True tanky but didn't hit Victor pipe
What the fuck is...oh, psionic plus one?
Are you actually cracked through?
Like give me the number crunch.
What's my true LP?
Thank you.
What is this queue time?
Hello?
What are we going to drink one?
1387.
Lucky Academy, clear the ladder on me? Yeah, probably, because they're fucking waiting in the dish soap.
Yeah, and Vitality has Soji. Nice, man.
Bro, if- okay, not at all. I'm tired of this fucking shit, not at all. I'm- I'm- I'm actually locked in. I'm just gonna start locking in. This is just- like, it's just- holy fucking shit, man.
I'm just sitting here, consistently playing the trash. Like, what happens when I only play the good stuff?
You play Shepard and Voyager four times today.
I mean, yes, and now I average at 3.1 instead of the usual 5.x.
Wow, what a surprise.
I actually played the game.
now my scores are good like it bro it's just
oh my untrue and then it's a bearish offers champions bro
I can't play what the fuck
ah great brush
will you be watching Arsenal versus at Fetico Madrid no
All right, am I a little gay at?
I'm a little gay at.
I mean, this, uh, this unit just got bought, and I, I don't think it's that bad.
No game.
Fuck.
I'm out of time.
Sympathetic influence.
Is that good?
I played I played MF earlier today and it actually felt like pretty decent
I've got this this time on life.
Is S-edition buffed?
Or nerfed?
Nertical.
I mean it's gold over there though.
So is it fine?
The Victa.
It's Victus still good.
Like, it's legit trash.
I mean, I'll just put this in here for now.
Let me try.
I have this at 2 stats, explore, and victory.
3 stars, 3 items.
Holy shit, what was the last patch?
Holy fuck this unit is ass!
It went from a 3.7 to a 4.4 to 3 stars to 3 items.
holy shit all right well I will not be quick in that what you didn't pick up
I mean I can play
this is actually show that that's real I mean it is
I have 5 free rolls.
How many more do I have?
3.
Hello?
GD I found one a bolt
GG
GG I
Can't
I mean, it's fine. I mean, it's not like it matters if you're not playing a really let's say you're not playing a real line
They're not spiking until for do but it doesn't matter. I mean, I'm I'm playing this line for
I'm gonna play this one for sure. I get a radiant item in I can't
And it's also Varus, but it actually has to be good
Okay, hold on
Stats Explorer Ezreal a Jogay at
Restarted 3 item
I'm still gonna previous that
Previous match that's I mean this is this combo from a 4.99 to a 4.5, but I feel like this setup is actually really nice
I'm gonna go to previous set so I can get more sample size to see what this is
It says it's a radiant visage or radiant IE on Ezreal
It seems like radiant...
I mean radiant visage is good and radiant IE is good
They're both really good
But the stats favor radiant IE
So I think I'll be trying to make IE if possible.
Uh, here...
Wait, if I go reading IE, what's my next- the next time-
The next time-
The next time you select God, Pengu, Diff, Dean, and extra copy...
What is- what does that even mean? I- I don't even understand what that means!
What the fuck does this even mean?
Because the thing is I didn't click it the first time and then it gave me the same one
All right
What the
Oh, the champ that you pick.
Oh!
Oh, okay, okay.
I mean, I don't really want, I mean, I don't want another cloak, because it's just gargoyle
and it's just half proud of art, and then that's half redemption.
Uh, Urgot?
Oh, that makes sense.
But I mean, I didn't hit the B.
But I mean, I need to click various because I want the HB.
But I mean I didn't hit the B. But I mean I need to click Varus because I want the HB.
Alright.
Uh.
Okay.
And then you play, you play a 4 or 4, whatever it's called, right, because you need Ezreal.
I
Got a one previous hot man. Oh
This is too expensive for now, I can't...
Uh...
Oh, I lose two gold from paying you. Oh, fuck!
Wait, you're right! I just lost the gold, man!
No, fuck you, man! Fuck you!
GG. Wait, what is this?
I used 8 rolls on 2-1, by the way, and I found a total of...
I can't even roll that much because I've been spending all my gold for this edition.
I need chain belt chain
BF
About
And another chain well, that's where we got the fuck
the bones like okay
It's only the spike on three when you get sex and I just quit your picture don't care
What role do you
I
Should have you cast one more time
If you just ask one more time, I mean this guy actually hit
The owner three endless three and that's crazy. He's how like this is I I used eight rolls on three by the way
I used 16 rolls on three. I came
I'm gonna have a fucking radiant item man surely that means something I'm getting a
fucking radiant item yes
I mean, exclusive customization is insanely good, and I'm half-belled, uplink, kilfer,
How many stats do we have?
Does he actually have a decent amount of stats?
13?
That's not even bad.
Alright, if I bring an IE, do I need Shogun?
Bring an IE?
Crap.
Alright, and then it says Shogun, and then it says GS.
And then you just pump up one chunk of the entire board, GG.
Alright, nice.
I'm not a one-gosh read-holder, long champ man, what about me?
The entire fucking lobby just, we start everything
and I'm just loaded in with absolutely fucking nuts.
I cannot, I cannot.
Also, doesn't it actually have to be Atrox plus Maokai?
Like, oh wait, I don't get it.
Like it actually has to be.
Cause Cho'Gath actually does magic damage
and you can't build last whisper.
You need to win streak with this comp.
I, you can't always win streak man, you can't.
The comp went from 4.9 to 4.5. It's actually good. Just wait. Just wait.
One more genie.
Oh. Hello, Ami.
Okay, how come I have not killed a single unit in the last decade?
Excuse me?
The next three cards you see in the shop will be two stars. I mean, who cares? I mean, I just need to take various...
I mean, Riven's really good.
Okay.
Isn't that really good?
I hit.
A boggain.
See?
What's 25 plus E?
Is that 33 perfectly?
I'm rolling until uh, Cho3 here.
Another ribbon.
Heh?
Am I getting something to do to get free rolls?
Am I just spike on pervy nervel?
They even have mouth on my board. No
All right, Gigi Gigi everybody Gigi J
These are these shops are not free man
I got a vex and a shed I mean it's reading IE for sure and an anvil
Hello every single one cost is out of the boy a fucking piece of shit. I can't
I'm getting two angles probably.
Honestly, honestly, I'm just gonna put the trucks.
Alright, and then now I just need, I mean look at this Ezreal damage.
What the?
Excuse me?
GG, GG, GG.
GG, GG.
GG. GG. GG. GG. What the fuck? This unit's a fucking beast!
Radiant? I.E.? No, GG. GG. And I'm farming 3 all the turn.
Just wait. Azhaya, Amaukai, Achen. And I just leveled for some idiot.
I mean, I need Sniper, probably.
But I also need Forbuser.
I'm automatically XPGV.
Am I getting two angles?
Okay, I need a Gargoyle or this unit is trash.
Yes?
Gargoyle, please.
Or not Gargoyle, for denture.
Belt?
A belt?
a belt? I can't.
no belt or you motherfucker.
how?
Okay, and this lovely default is actually pretty good.
And I'll just go for a fucking half-break, half-break, half-break, half-break.
I mean, I'm pretty sure you really want redemption, but...
it didn't even... both again.
This... Ezreal does no damage.
I mean this guy has a jack streak and I'm loading it with nothing not at all it
doesn't matter it doesn't matter it does matter when the fuck am I getting anti
He'll mount it.
I don't need items to the thing. I have something to do with it.
I mean, I can make...
I mean, I don't have anything to do with it.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
GG! GG!
Uhhh...let me read 4x Rager. Antimers gained an additional 50% of task speed.
I mean, it's not even the ATK is so big.
The users are terrible.
Alright, am I close to leveling?
I mean, the moment I get a GS...
Okay, I need Morello and GS, yes?
Last was for Morello, Jin.
No, no, I'm actually about to win out! I'm actually about to win out, yes?
No cap!
Okay, Ezreal, the reason you want to take that is because of the drones.
That's not even all of his damage is just straight up his ability.
The drones don't do damage, it's because you pop all the GGs.
I mean, I just got plus 4, look.
See?
Oh, yeah, it was that other rock eye for a turn, but...
I just need a... as soon as I get...
I have to play some hero over this return.
I might level this turn anyway.
If I win, I can.
Okay, it's a...
I mean, if I can survive until 5-1, I'm pretty sure I won out.
Yes.
Because all I need is last whisper over here. I go GS Ezreal so GS Ezreal last whisper on on Jin
Last whisper Jin GS Ezreal and the morrow Jin and I just went out
He's fucking right. He's right GG
GG
Get some stats some more stats for Cho'Gath I get the various encounter HP
GG
Oh JJ I cannot 40 40 48. I mean I have to hold
No, I just guarantee I can level next round
All right, be ever belt be ever belt G be ever belt in a lesser champ tube and by both
of
okay so now i'm gonna be a sword and then and then
today
I have some free rolls, right?
One.
Two.
Fiora.
Hold that one this round.
If you were a...
Hold that win this round.
If I lose this round, it is what it is.
I'm a pressure picker to crash.
This is a picker with bronzer like by the way.
Look at this Ezreal damage.
Aw man, didn't jack.
And I'm farming 4 gold after I win.
I don't have a Tomcatch, which is kind of annoying, but also I don't have Ezreal too, or I don't have Riven too.
And I'm pretty sure Riven too is actually good.
I mean I feel like the Satsang Ezreal actually doesn't matter.
Like it actually doesn't. Like you get, you get every 8 takedowns you get, a fucking 37 per cast.
Like who the fuck cares? Like all the damage just comes from him just doing damage.
Otherwise, I wouldn't be good.
Cause I don't think the drones can create.
Unless the guy put up a big amount of damage.
Okay.
And...
I mean this is my last lost 4-sherp.
The moment I get GS, it's about to just watch out for the entire family.
And my Chou got the scaling and I'm getting and I'm getting nurse.
Oh GD.
GD.
And four gold.
GD.
I gained.
Oh looks like the drone's in for it.
Oh maybe that's why the IE is good.
I don't care.
Marauder, Nova, T-Rub, I mean I don't need any sword.
Bro, and then I'm stuck with a Morillo.
Bro, I don't care.
Surely you can get something, man.
Alright, I'm out.
Oh my god, I'm going to make some idiot.
Alright.
Jay?
I'm- I am fucking nasty.
I have number one true base on Ezreal, I have no redemption show gap, I mean that's fine, it is what it is.
Alright, I mean if I can get Tom Kendrick or... what's the last unit I play?
What?
I don't know if it's Isaiah, or like some five cost or something.
Gigi, Gigi.
Holy fuck.
Nah, Gigi.
I can't.
I mean I can level for uh, for Rogue for a zero item fucking ribbon.
Honestly though, I'm done for a tg, just give me the tg man, fuck you.
tg?
Because if somebody is that deep, it's just one-time's part of the world.
You're dropping s-
Who is untieing this motherfucker out?
Hold on already, guys.
Where is this Tom Kensha?
I don't know if I beat the Talon guy. I think everyone else is pretty weak though. Oh, great.
I'm finding the Talon guy. Like, who else can I lose to by the way? I don't think anyone.
If there's one person I lose to, it's this guy. But I don't think the Talon, I mean the
Talon is just jumping on my Ezreal yet. And the Jyn's dead. Okay, nevermind, he got fucking
one shot. Bro, their boards just die instantly. Hello. I'm with the stats don't lie. The
The set said Rean I.E. on Israel and the general B.
Wait, what the fuck?
I don't even think I'm leveling for uh, I don't think I'm leveling for a while.
What the fuck happened to my whole board?
Time breakers gain an additional 50%.
I mean I guess timebreakers are kind of useless and it's not really, it's not actually useless.
I don't have a single fucking Tomcatch.
I already have a vision.
Probably useless.
But I'm just going to take care of her.
I mean, it's definitely not useless considering I only have 1 unit of damage.
Is Samira better than Zyra?
Yes.
But what am I good at Zyra to?
No, I'm not hanging out to I'm on basically three levels a little mine with the impenetrable role
And I just like this was I up the tongue bench and if I had died to I just play that and G I was pretty good
I'm dying to you with losses for Merlo
What the fuck are these items?
Are we serious?
I mean I'd rather just have-
Alright, I'll just go for a later.
Fuck this shit.
I'd rather have boobos than fucking gints you, the AD would probably brace even that like,
your AD.
Okay, but I'm pretty sure in this matchup, I mean, this is actually pretty sure I need,
I mean, I guess I can just dual carry frontline.
Cause I think Crawford is too good on this unit.
But also, let me read 3 Sniper.
Let me read Dark, whatever the fuck.
I mean, it's Jintu, it's actually kind of good.
Okay, nice. I mean, I got away from the Blitzcrank side. That has to be good, right?
Oh no, I mean, there's no way you're ever dropping Milio. There's no fucking way, man.
Like, I have one unit of damage. It's 50 ASP for- for- for- for-
Because the damage that you notify is not even better than the damage that you can just dish out.
whatever whatever damage you nullify by by having Morgana in isn't even more
than the damage that you just do by just killing their fucking board
that's what I think that is also better
if I didn't have gintu I'd probably have Morgana over Diana but if it's gintu
I'm legit to you, and this is me doing absolutely nothing.
Hopefully this Talon doesn't jump on my Ezreal, or I'm dead as fuck.
I think it was just like the game, like I think this board actually, it's like a lot
easier to scale with this board now because they changed Timebreaker.
It just gives more roles on stage 3.
It gives more roles on stage 3 and it gives, and then after you hit, assuming you actually
have items for Cho'Gath and items for Ezreal, even if you don't have like that many stacks
on Ezreal and that many stacks on Cho'Gath, your board is not even bad.
And then it's like easier to scale because you gain 4 per win.
But what happens is, if you lose, like after you hit, if you lose, you just FF because
you don't get EXP, you get rolls.
at that point you just FF
Yeah, the Kong got like gigabots they fucked Shogat they fucked Ezreal
They fucked
What's bot, I mean it's probably just like Cho'Gath 2 Ezreal 2 opener and you can hit
Cho'3 Ezreal 3 at a reasonable pace.
But I'm pretty sure the items on Ezreal are not negotiable.
I'm pretty sure you need Trojan IE or the unit that has no damage.
And then you need Gargoyle Redemption.
He says I didn't have Redemption in that game.
But I'm pretty sure you need one Gargoyle at least.
Because you basically only have one Brawl Liner.
Yeah.
can you play the ujens while in queue that gave his ass
I refunded it
I got my $25 back
L
mortals must have seen the beans
big L
that will follow the whole pattern
I'll
Big L
I'm gonna appear on 3132 and 33 I mean surely someone can't just get or farming on 3-1
I
Chugged about that
The altar
Oh, it is a target lock sign-ups.
the altar they said I don't have
I mean I kind of want to play Ziya with altar but I don't have a I don't have a
Jacks
What you know is rank one 1400 yeah, this break one is not inbound
broad belt play around cloak one two three four five six seven eight if I win
nine
so I even want a level probably not I can't I'm not I'm not making any of these
items are fucking terrible man this is the worst I really want to make even
You know
Gragas paired Talon paired
I know I usually get you get always on 3 1 3 2 and 3 3 I'm broke
I think I'm open into Master Yi.
GG.
Wait, I don't understand what I was supposed to play though.
Like I have no opener and then I basically have to just wait, like I'm just gonna pray
that my augments are good.
Bro, this encounter sucks.
Can be at least like, I'm down for them to just bring back the previous one, where
you at least get the fucking augment on 2-1 and then the other ones are swapped.
Let's say I want to play towards Master E, but then I don't hit like a fucking Master E augment, okay?
Then what? Let's say I want to play towards the block and then I don't, I don't hit
Okay, then what? Like I don't get it. This shit is ass!
Like I feel like you get rewarded for high-rolling your board on this one
because this is like all you have to do is just save HP
by high-rolling your board and then you can, you get like, you get more flexibility and what you want to play
maybe he's got more lives to work with but like yeah but what this is this is ass I can't
Wait, this guy's fucking the Trinity, man.
I don't get it.
I'm sure they can kill this one.
Thank you.
313233.
Great, man.
That's how the game works.
Go back to FPS and you'll probably trash a fucking first-person shooter as well. Fuck you
We should play
WTF I can't
Mean ten percent and thirty five percent mass held every round. I mean, I kind of need this ball
I'm just gonna put the game
Oh
Wait, you wait it doesn't auto pick it up. I thought it auto picks it up nowadays
It doesn't GG GG I can
I'm just going back to doing that
I think they've patched it, I can't.
I don't actually want to lose, probably.
I need to find the new bride.
Okay, but I'm pretty pro. This new planner is pissing me off.
You have to actually click it, and then I just get jumpscared every single time.
Uh...
I'll save her then.
uh
Let's finish this quickly.
Uhhh...
Who the fuck am I missing on here?
How do I play Fort Moro?
Oh, I guess, wait, I guess Fort Moro doesn't even do anything.
Where's Kinder?
Hello?
Oh, okay. Hold on.
Oh, I play a colleague. Wait, then, wait, how do I play the board, then?
But who do I not play on 8? I don't get it.
I'm lost.
Oh, you use don't play 8 trucks? Oh, so you have to build last whisper.
Oh
Take the leg Gigi
I'm not first big GG
Gigi treat tree Gigi I'm back
All right, I was going doctor again, and they just gave me a full line to play
Probably fortune
I might as well wait for my next login film
Wait, this guy got Darsaur as well!
And he got HP thingy with Darsaur.
Bro, what?
He's brawler Darsaur timebreaker, bro, fuck you.
I mean, honestly, yeah, I see him.
GG. I mean, it's actually too good. I think I did nerf it slightly, but I have so much
I just went 6 star to star with like 5 traits?
NGG. NGG. 5 traits? How many traits?
It might actually be more.
I mean I have Void Staff.
I need to build like 1 Gary.
I mean I can play Road Karma.
I mean it's probably Road Karma.
And I need to build, I mean I need anti-heal but I also need, I'll just go BF, let me see
what's up.
Alright, I have brawler with Cho'Gath, I have rogue with Kaisa and I have Darkstar with
6 hours are and then I just play like new new ribbon
As financial growth healing orb so for magic roll
You are at I'm not gonna go Darsar plus two is that good. I mean I gained mana regen on
I
Can go for dark star I mean I can also go nine dark star exactly
But I'm pretty sure you need a...
I'm just gonna void moro then.
Void moro rogue.
That's just how my items work out.
I'm not gonna roll for Kaisa.
Okay, but then the thing is, I think you need three, right?
Alright, what am I gonna play then?
Goodbye, Dark Shark plus two.
I think that guy sort of still does stuff on the way down.
It's probably- I mean I just don't play this one, cause I probably just play Kaisa.
I'm gonna decide shit has to be good when I have six our star
Everyone's really good our star ribbon. I don't have a single ribbon item, so I'm not gonna make our world
I'm a brawler as well, is that good?
My Choga has no longer had, uh, what's it called?
I'm starting here with 1A3.
The thing is, I don't even have any gold,
because I don't have a, I don't have a timebreaker for rolls.
Also, is 3 rogues still a bronze trait?
But it's not then GG.
No.
I
Was on for me
I got a list that's pretty good
I'm done with primary one return I actually need to have no money
That's actually a good unit though, I guess I'm a half of it in
I mean, there's actually nothing wrong with just playing 7-Dark Star.
Okay.
I don't even think there's a- what is 7- what is 7- what is 7- you get 80, you gain
45, 80, 80, 80?
I mean I'm playing Voyager for sure, I mean ideally it's like Meepie plus, but you get
infinite mana regen, so I should probably be dart-swording some good stuff.
Gwenn.
Culp, culp.
How does it do?
Carva over what oh?
Change you up close. I didn't get a BS word
All right, I'm gonna go to go
So, uh, D claw bramble, I guess.
I can't even die in C.
Uh, what's on the side?
Now we know how many traits we have.
Four.
What the fuck?
Four rogue.
I mean, four traits is not that bad in low D.
Not really.
That's fucking terrible.
8% amp?
That is legit awful.
I mean, I haven't had any entertainment that bad, not really. It's pretty bad. I mean,
on a loli, a loli 2 I'm not rolling yet. Do I have whisk too? Do I even need this?
what the fuck is this? I think I should probably just follow this for a while, HP.
Start from Manner region, wait I just follow this. I'm karma one. I can't. I'm pink togeath.
Now the browser is not even that bad. It's actually not. I mean it's 4 Rogue and it's Animal for 2% Amp. It is what it is.
But I'm pretty sure, I mean I should probably be trying to drop this when I can. And I just play like space scroll plus something.
Like a random bookspark or something.
Like how? I don't have a Siebel to-
I think it's this can easily play towards like shepard at 9 or something but that's
only if I drop that.
I mean this guy has Nunu 2, Zyra 2, Hazard Jin and I'm loading with dog shit.
Like is this a, and it's 40 gold by the way.
I mean it's 40 thinking.
Like what about me man?
I'm just sitting here, I don't have a single two star.
I don't get it.
I don't have a single two star.
I have Chogat.
Oh my God.
I mean then then I can drop this as well, okay dude it's good but there's nothing else to do with what I've been told.
I have 4 traits, is that good?
I have 3 tank items on a fucking medium.
I don't I don't have to play ribbon and I play for Vanguard. No, I need I'd rather have this is playing I
Don't have a
Single-to-star not one I don't have a single-to-star I
Cannot I don't get it
Wait, this guy's level 5.
Okay, how is this guy not FF'd?
It's the real question.
I should probably hold that.
Oh, boy.
How is he not FF'd?
Oh, no.
Where?
Oh no!
Where?
like I can drop kaisa for for Jin and then I play Ezreal over...
I mean I don't have... I mean I need cover too.
And I'm still two lives which is good, but...
I mean lowly is not bad.
Hey, why am I holding a lot of that bitch?
I mean I don't know.
What am I even going for? Like a BC or something?
Karma 2? Karma 1? No diff! Yup!
Surely it's no diff. Surely! When I have three items on it. Yup, no diff. Fuck you man.
Driven 2, is that good?
Aurora 2, that's really good.
Okay, thank you. Holy shit. If I did hit this, I would just have to be able to. I thought
this was good. I mean, stupid as a damage, I mean, also the unit's just good. It's
just a good unit. I mean, time breaker helps me go 9, but like, yes. I can go last
WSPA on on on on
I mean like gin gin over kaisa level Ezreal my work is actually good
I hope I'm not dead.
Alright, I'm in Chick-fil-A.
Come here.
I don't have a commotion to log in right now.
Log is better, Jen, so basically it's 30.
And I'm not running in Chick-fil-A.
Really?
I see.
I mean, it's just a lot of AD in APs.
And then URF is giving two mana regen, so it's basically like enough, I mean it's four
mana regen, which is basically a boobop.
Assuming you don't have like one point on the gun.
Alright, board's actually good. I mean, it's actually good.
Good luck fighting Ezreal. I mean, I don't have to play Ezreal.
I can just level for like a fucking sub-idiot, like a raster sub-chance.
Call it an A.
Ezreal's in G2.
He hit Nunu 2, Zaya 2, 50 gold left on 4-2.
Meanwhile, I'm sitting here rolling true zero for the entire stage.
My boon I had to go 30 fucking gold to just hit a fucking karma 2.
Fuck you.
I mean, if I win this one round, if I win this one round, I'm actually full back because
Then I get a 3 and I'm rivin. I'm pretty sure rivin is actually doing damage. I mean it is.
I don't think I have enough damage to fill with me.
Do I?
I don't think so. Also it just...
NO NO!
I don't know how this dummy...
Just...
That's a bad beat.
You guys know it's a bad beat.
I mean either way it doesn't look better.
I mean like there's no way I can fill this shit anyway.
But that shit has to be a bad beat. I don't like...
How did that dummy even appear to the right? Do you see that shit?
How did the W just randomly just like TP to the right and it just blocked it?
What the fuck was that?
Yeah, I mean I'm not aware anyway, but I mean that's what happens when you throw a 1-6, that's pretty good.
Oh, man.
I mean if I roll down to true zero and I don't see a single fucking two star I don't understand
how yours is top four I mean it is what it is I hit karma two on my last fucking gold
after taking 30 gold from Thresh or not Thresh whatever the fuck that shit's called.
What do you want to do? I don't care.
Bro, your LL team is playing. I don't fucking dare.
Europe is fucking ass at League.
Oh but also I know for sure NA is trash because I was actually talking to them
and I was like we did like a 5v5 like League of Legends match with the LEC team and then
they asked like something something and then I was basically saying that set to go play
during the odd season these masters right now and then and then they were
basically just struggling saying that NA masters is complete fucking dog shit and
if the pros are saying that NA is complete fucking trash I'm pretty sure
NA is fucking giga trash because I think LECs are like Europe pros are also
trash but okay well like if trash thinks NA is trash that means NA is
Let's get a good trash.
What about Leona?
as a we
Am I ever playing a broke chip filet is so damn good
R in your solo.
How is that t-ash?
I mean do I have a choice?
Look at my options.
Ezreal.
T-ash.
Like HB.
Crowdgen is also good.
Also, Medrigin is probably good.
Also, Tatsum is probably good.
What the fuck is planning man?
What the fuck am I doing?
Bro, I'm like the worst planner.
Unit putter of all time. I just get so lost. I don't know why though. Like why do I just get so lost?
I don't even know like wait what?
Let's finish this quickly.
I mean there's Briar, can I make?
The thing is though I can make 20
I mean it's probably worth it cuz I can I can just
Like you're on a drugs not really
All right
You pretend to be stupid or if he actually dumb, I'm not actually dumb. I mean, I feel like
pretty reasonable. I'm not in a role, but I'm
I can actually beat this guy if I just upgrade like one thing talent or tm
Oh man, I could use a real role
do I beat this guy? I mean, probably. Who am I fighting? I mean, I don't beat this every
I don't think I do, I doubt it.
I honestly don't think this is a tier 2 deck.
I mean, it's only not.
Alright.
Permanent HP.
I mean, I was the one the only reason I'm playing the sewers was your sewer heads because you
would hit that and you would hit cryogenic like I mean, I mean, see, I mean, I played
for my Alex.
He's fucking Europeans with their teeth.
Don't have chicken for the eye fucking can.
I can.
Well honestly I just realized don't I need to open next round and make sure I lose
Yeah what the fuck am I missing here?
Are you gonna wait?
I lost HP on my duty card. Also I'm pretty sure the way I positioned him, I was going to beat the side anyway.
I'm just sitting here eating my Q4A. It's actually minus 35 I think, cause I think they just dropped it.
I want to I want to make sure I give this and though just like if there's some losers
and I don't get an end though and I win I'm pretty sure I gave this the gen over I need
at least one end though like there's no possible way I'm alive so I'm not gonna end though
How many TS do I have?
I'm not this bad, you're destiny.
That's it.
These are my items.
Need me to hold back.
Holy.
No chain no belt GZ
Another all chosen
What all GZ
I mean I probably won't make red buff though, because I think I'd rather go like natural tube GS.
I mean I actually need GS. Everyone just has their fucking gigatang, just solo fucking people mid, fuck you man.
Oh my...
I mean the good news is I have a lot of Jax, so honestly it's not too bad.
The bad news is my items are fucking horrendous.
I'm sitting on bow bow cloak. No guard oil. No nasher tooth. No
Bow bow cloak. What the f- no, no, no. Okay, I need an item on the normies. Come on, come on. Like no item on the GG
Okay, that's fine, I guess. At least I got a half a night on it.
If that didn't roll that, I'm out. I'm legit just out.
I guess, I mean, I don't know what I'm gonna do. It's legit unplayable.
Alright, five Atrox, five TF, five Jax, four Talon.
Okay, also, in five Serpent level eight TF, what board do you play?
Exclude stargazer emblem. Exclude...
Uh, Serpent?
Uh...
W-what? W-what? W-what?
Is it- is it Millilcourt? He- like, what is it?
Oh-oh-oh, fuck!
I mean, I wanted to be like, oh, shit, I don't have any guns, so...
What board is it?
Bro, you, you're wrong with me!
Okay, honestly, if I'm GS, and I kinda wanna just go, uh, red buff,
and then just go for a chain on Karate Cell,
and I guess I could go other GS on another unit,
and then go, like, natural 2, and...
Ah, God, seriously.
Uh, can I close anything?
No, no.
Uhhh, no, I'm pretty sure I need to make red buff.
I think I would always be face offensive here.
But what if I just get like a BF on...
Is it, is it, is it not a Ziya new?
Or is it always Millio fucking dumbass Corky?
Because the thing is like, I think Ziya without Cybers is also good.
And then also...
What's it called?
What was I saying?
I forgot.
What was I saying again?
Oh, oh, like Millio Korky?
Like, is it ever Nunu Zaya?
Or is it always...
Or is it always, like, I swear this Millio Korky without, like,
no sound, no pivot, it's not that good.
But I guess it's kind of hard to find a new one.
Great.
Cryogenic Hex when I have this fucking HP 1, man. Fuck you.
Oh, God, uh...
Oh, God, I mean, 8-Bow is actually fine.
And hopefully more people can get it, because it's...
I mean, it's actually probably great.
Oh, actually, this is Zaya.
I mean, Loki is kind of likely, though.
I mean, I'm kind of down to play 5-Serve, but I'm pretty sure 5-Serve...
So actually, they didn't nerf 5-server they did, right?
I don't think so, that looks pretty...
...but Talon.
Uh...
...for...
I'm not really one more cost me.
Okay.
I'm actually just making red buff from this thing.
Alright, now I just play that, plus uh, doodoo.
What's the plus one if I'm playing doodoo?
1, 2, 3, 4.
Honestly, it might still be brass.
And then I'm just gonna go red buff here and just go like, to your frontline, eventually.
I don't see my Korgi doing any damage if I don't have a hello hello
I
Visa found the jacks. I'm not gonna find talent 3. I don't think I have two of those
I'm on a streak I
Sort of actually
I just don't know like what's one of the league. I mean, I might not have talent 3
A force energy rest
What a old GD.
Where?
Is this Jax?
I started the game with 5 Jax,
and I still have 5 Jaxed.
Explain that to me. Yeah, fuck it.
Wait, what the?
I mean, it's not even good. I can't even play this.
And now I just lost the gold.
GG.
What the fuck is this, GD?
Chain?
Oh, but I, I didn't even know.
Okay.
I'm on the job.
Let's finish this quickly.
I mean, I'm one off of a jazz.
Alright, thank you.
32 to level, I mean it's a bad beat, I can't roll with a shard.
Also, it's just always gargoyle, and then...
I'm not trying to go Gumbly.
It was... oh no, I mean it has to be, because I need to get to the front line.
I want Gumbly.
Why does it look like I didn't kill a single fucking unit cuz I did it
Cuz I didn't
My Ziya did more damage
I'm getting five out. Let's call them now
Jhin and money, belt overflow, one of a thousand watches, GD, I might as well roll, one more
roll GD.
I
Mean now this company this complete trash I
Mean it's not bad on I mean I can just go natural tooth. I think it'll gumbleed red buff on talent, but it has to be talent
Talon 3, Red buff Gumblade, Shoujin, GS, Nashor Tooth, and then what am I loving for?
Like a random gin, a random Blitzcrank?
Or a virgin deal.
This board sucks!
I can't!
I'm not going to use real low, but I can also just level up for a random rest.
I can level up for a rest, Blitzcrank or Jhin.
Rast Blitzcrank Jhin, Rast Blitzcrank Jhin, Morgana.
Okay, well I'm pretty sure I need Nashor too because actually it's doing some respectable
damage.
It's not even bad.
Ah, great. He hit the fucking and then hit radiant titans.
Bro, okay, I mean it doesn't have healing yet, which is actually...
I think it actually struggles to kill Miss Lelajax.
But this is so fucking good.
We should have rolled two teams.
Two nines.
Oh
It has it has to be good
Hey, I guess we're built I
Get clubbed by a guard breaker. I'm gonna bring it all so good. I've no uh, what's it called?
Meepsy Victor
Samira
I don't even know what I'm looking at here. All right. All right, where's this talent hello?
Oh
Three-roll gd talent gg it's not even good. I miss me
Acceleration hex that's really good
Well now I probably want to lower for road right
probably I level for rogue but if I hit Zaya too I level for Cypher
alright, he's gonna drop, hopefully not
with Tia, I mean it's actually good, wait what is this Tia, it's good for sure
it shows you with the attack speed, I mean it has to be good
So he saw me play it with Rayden IE and then he plays it with this fucking dog shit set
up and he didn't kill a single IK.
President tried to copy your cock but he sucks.
True.
He's pretty bad.
You
this jacks needs a fucking raise holy shit
3 removers.
Wait, my talent only did 5 points. Is that kinda sad?
I thought it was way better.
I'm pretty sure my unit is usually way too much damage.
I'm level 52.
I just saw all three of these
We're both IE
To removers so I can I can found time for one more time, but Zaya to 300 the national demon
It's a serpent
Oh no, it's supposed to... I have Serpent.
Is this Caitlyn unit?
Look, my mother's fucking ass.
This guy's 90 HP.
What happened to my entire board?
It's Timo just broken.
Who about Kraken's pretty good?
I don't know about Kraken.
I don't think it can be bad.
Alright, let's have one more in duty.
I've been like running over, I've been getting run over by Timo like a lot.
Honestly, it's probably just this, HP on me right now, he also hit it really early.
I mean this is the nerf one but I don't get it. Who the fuck do I beat?
This is not a big deal so now I don't beat the Briar either.
Alright. Is my board actually good?
I mean, this guy's board is like a standard board.
He's level 9 pure 2, E2, TK2, I mean he's kindred 1, but I mean look, he got fucking
shit on.
But I mean, when you load up against fucking battle buddy crossbow, whatever the fuck that
is, I'm fucked, I think I'm going 4th, I mean I am going 4th, I mean my board
is like decent but it's just these guys are are fucking for what and my cash out
he's not losing I'm gonna go JJ and just go guard breaker over here I surely
It is a better idea to go
G
G a morello, I'm adding this even as a way better also a holder
No, no anima they changed it so timebreaker like people are less open now because timebreaker is it's nerve
So it's like people are allowed to open.
I mean, GS11 is really good against this guy.
Because he, uh...
Uh, I mean, that's not a tank.
But it's still the problem.
I can't.
I mean, if it's Serpent, it's for sure 5 Serpent, by the way.
Like, I feel like that was actually good, but you know what's not good?
Fucking the stupid ass ribbon.
Like, starting like 5-1 this Talon unit does not do anything.
She- he just walks up,
autos the tank,
jumps onto another tank, and he's dead.
Like, bro, fuck this unit, man.
Like, that's what- and then ribbon also doesn't do anything.
Like, bro, fuck ribbon.
But early game Talons don't be as fuck.
That's no gap.
I mean there's only like two tanks, and then it just starts jumping on the back line, there's one drop to the back line, but...
Like as soon as people have like eight or nine units on their board, this Talon unit is complete dog.
I mean I'm pretty sure this is just a bad beat.
While the MDS Firearms has a team that's in the group, this is a purple in the group.
Because I only have one fucking tank.
Like that, I mean it's a legit bad beat.
my my my jacks is tanky but it's not tanky when I load with a section
What a shock a tank is less tanky against the GS wow
This is rage bait it's not the giant slayer man. It's just like Timo's kid. Oh, no, I'm already childhood. It's not the reset
I have to
I'm tired I
am tired I'm
tired I'm
tired. What's under the
reference plate? 7 30 p.m.
GG
Honestly, I don't even know if I want to go into the roaches this game.
Because I'm retired obviously but I'm trying to sit out today.
Does broad have what it takes for a deep playoff run?
Bro, they're against the Thunder next.
It's just GG man.
Fuck that stupid ass team.
Alex fucking cruiser dumbass piece of shit for fuck that guy.
The reason Donchich will be back, it doesn't fucking matter.
Also, I don't even know if Donchich is coming back for that series.
But it doesn't even fucking matter, bro.
It's not even fair.
The fucking bench of the Thunder can probably win a best of seven against the fucking Lakers.
Like, I don't understand how the fuck the Thunder even have this team.
It's like, how, man?
Like, it's just not fair.
How the fuck are every single bench player on the Thunder competent?
How is that fair?
Oh, Garret.
I guarantee rockets reverse sweep, really?
I don't know the last time a team reverse swept a 3-0.
I think it's like,
oh, it's never?
I thought that was only the stat in the finals.
Oh, it's in every single playoff.
It's a 159-0.
I mean like the thing is what like in four games sample size I mean obviously it's 3-1 now but
but I'm just gonna go by the 3-0 because it was 3-0
let's say let's say the Lakers somehow fluke the 3-0
it like kind of discounts dumb just being the better team but like even if they
are the worst team I feel like in basketball one person just has an
on-day and GG and GG you're fucked what happens when fucking the stupid ass
dozo move just drops 43 on your ass what are you supposed to do how how can
you how can you win fucking paint fucking Prichard that piece of shit when I
was on the fucking 76ers just decides to shoot a thousand percent from three what
can you do what the fucking you do this fucking
edge comb piece of garbage is zero percent from three Prichard off the bench drop
70 points GG oh my no but that guy's actually to go I'm like I don't think
I think he's actually a piece of shit he doesn't even know, but, but uh, oh wait, I think I'm playing what's it called, Reedroll.
Uh...
I mean, do I wanna go Yo-Nuh, or, I mean, do I want to be a real Mordekaiser, actually?
They don't have a real Morticizer.
Holy shit.
I have Morticizer 3s.
No way, no way.
Geeeee.
Oh wait.
Wait, I can also just go fast line with...
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm pretty sure it's actually a watery roll.
No, no, no, no, GG, GG, GG!
What the f-
Eh?
I can't!
I mean, I don't have the broken arbiter, but I'm pretty sure-
I mean, this shit's still broken.
I just don't have the broken arbiter.
But it's- I mean, it's still broken this fuck.
How can I lose a round?
I can't.
I need I need a cheer item
What does it do it's a total ability damage is increased by 40% but it's dealt over two seconds in set I
Mean I legit I guarantee you I won't lose a single round for the first ten rounds. It's not even possible. So we damage is fucking nasty
But uh if I had the Arbiter where it's like you you deal 10 inches of damage you gain mana
for this, jeez.
I have...
Is it Varus?
No.
Great man. It's a bad beat.
What's the board like, Leona?
I mean, isn't it just the exact same board?
They said you just reroll more than Zoe, and then you push.
And then the thing is by the time you level to 8, there will only be the blocks in the pool, so you would just hit the block 3 for free.
Or the block 3 for free.
You probably will not hit a single minion, but that's great.
With Loki, you can go for Vanguard, Diana, Jinx, Zoe, and you re-roll Zoe and Jinx, Loki.
I know where my research takes me.
I mean that doesn't even sound better than just playing the block playlist. All right, sorry. Yeah, okay.
I honestly though if you have six copies if you have three copies of more than three copies of Zoe I don't even want to reroll.
But it's like if I reroll Zoe 3 do I win?
Like does he actually win without the fucking orbiter or does he just get like outscaled?
Because if it gets outscaled, I'm probably going to level 4 for the block.
And then...
What?
What does 30 gold do?
Who the fuck would cook that?
You can get two components or three gold.
What?
Who the fuck would cook that one?
Wait, wait, does that give an item?
Did he give an item?
Oh, actually, I guess I guess it gives an item, so maybe it's fine.
Wait, did he give an item?
I mean I don't understand who the fuck would ever click it, did anyone click it?
I mean that's crazy.
Okay, oh this guy clicked it.
What the fuck?
Fucking idiot.
Ah great.
I guess I can do an attribute.
I mean it's probably not as good as Shuriken but it's fine.
An item, an item.
But it actually feels worse to re-roll Zoe when you hit Leona 2 or Mordekaiser 2 than
we do.
Because the reason it feels worse to re-roll it is because if you want to roll for Mordekaiser
Like usually you roll on 3-2 for Bordekaiser and Zoe,
and then you're too poor to level to 8,
but when you natural both of them, you actually don't want to roll.
Because if you natural both of them,
your board is just stable without rolling,
and you actually reach enough to just go 9.
Is there anyone else that this shit has been on?
What is this shit called?
Echo's patience.
Other than Acil and Victor, no.
Alright, I'll just see what my ultimate is.
Holy shit, I actually tried to be informative, but I'm not getting a chance.
But I'm not getting accused of being a dumbass like when your scores are good like when the scores are good
People actually sit there and listen. It's fucking crazy
Like I give my take you like, huh? Like if my scores were a 5.x they'd just be like, what the fuck would you not be wrong?
You have three murder codes or three do we?
Bro, and then you just like if you were to go like take a step back and just think about it
Like it's like you just
another ball about gene about gene about gene
I guess I'll just see my argument.
If I get an augment where I can...
I don't know what augment I would even take because I don't even know if I would take
the shitter these days.
Shuiwa Vitality is playing vets a dock in pay.
But what does Vitality say?
Crazy.
What's crazy is Vitality is fucking playing your city here just shitposting.
That's fucking crazy, you're reporting.
Ranchin' out.
Restart mission.
The tower.
I mean I'm just gonna click this and see if I'm re-rolling or not.
Rogue plus one is that good? I mean I have two reforger's
Uh, I mean Rogue's actually just good, but like I mean I just play a random ribbon. I just play a random ribbon on my board
And I just play random Ezreal for 50% AS
I don't even know if I'm gonna roll it on.
The thing is though, I actually, and I don't think we're in the exact good though.
For fucks sake man, you fuckin' idiot.
I'll just say level 6 is one return, and then if I natural immortalize your Azalea, I'll think about it.
Arbiter.
Is that good?
When an Arbiter spends 50 mana to gain 12% attack speed.
Okay, well now, I mean now I'm pushing for sure.
Okay, it's a re- why the fuck would it be a re-roll?
Wait, it's actually- wait, it's actually Arbiter Jinx.
Loki, Loki.
Arbiter Jinx with Diane- no, that's- that's- wait, what?
No, wait why don't I just push those for Arbiter Vex?
Rage bait?
What the, this guy has 3 fucking ZoE!
I would have won this round if I just leveled.
I didn't level because I was debating rerolling.
But this guy has 3 ZoE.
Bro, I didn't level man.
Oh my fucking god.
Okay, gee I mean I would want to give instantly by just
For Zoe I just need
Can you can you play a soul without
He has a Vex where no
Can you play a soul without three back
Who would I have ever re-rolling if I have Steve Roll?
I need to just win the rounds.
Are we supposed to pick these guys up?
Who is Bill?
Like effects like no one else the task you don't next
I think I just played a soul my poor with no neck
Fiora is gonna be off
I mean, I guess I do need some of that speed
I mean I'm just going to level up for Raston and just go 9, if I win this round it's just
Which I probably will if my board is fucking nasty.
I can't. This is also a reason why I'm not really on it.
Your board is doomed.
How? My board is fucking illegal.
I think, I mean, the only reason I lost was because I stayed level 6.
But I think this guy took steamroll and then lost the next round.
U.S.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
I mean that is, I'm always just gonna only level 4, uh, the rest.
Okay, four Vanguard frontline, and I'm just gonna play a random ass A-Soul, A-Soul the
block of X. I mean, it's actually good. Like, Echo's patience and A-Soul is actually good.
I mean, or I could just stack the item. Oh, honestly, I can just fucking, I can just
and I'm out. I just reported I'm out.
My god doesn't want peace.
Oh there's no way I'm rolling a single time I've already...
I mean if I get an 80 artifact isn't that fine?
I mean yes, it is fine.
all right hold that one this round cause I can just play I can just play red of grace
but this item is like just bad it's legit only good on 3 units it's good on mech acele
it's good on Zoe and it's good on Victor it's not a single fucking union where the
shit's going on. I cannot. I'll probably report you. I'm 5'1". I don't really like leaking
units. I don't know. No! No! GG! GG!
I can't.
I mean, you get a little bit more H2 without a loose shuffling.
What does Replicator do?
Okay.
I mean, I'm just sacking, uh, all right, well, I just play...
I just play a Blitzcrank, the new new?
The Blitzcrank, the new new?
Should I just wear Forge Arbiter as well then?
Because I don't really want to play Leona.
The Blitzcrank, the new new?
Where's new new?
Oh man I think I lost my uh, nevermind.
I can also just end the game with Zoey, just I just end with three out of Zoey, fuck.
I'm going to clean the galaxy from the inside out.
Wait, honestly, isn't this item good on Blitzcrank?
Yes.
Like, it's actually probably fine on Blitzcrank.
The moment the fight starts, you just pop all in the entire board, I mean, it has to
be good.
I mean, yes.
Wait, what are the stats of this?
I mean, it has to be good.
What are those?
What are those end goals?
Echo stations?
What are those stats on Blitz?
There's no devs, probably.
It's negative point six three. Okay. I'm not reporting that fuck
At combat start game a random completed item. I mean I'll be thinking about what GG GG
I can't. I might as well just upgrade this. Another gargoyle. I don't really want that.
And then I reforged that plus Arbiter, reforged Gargoyle plus Arbiter, and I'm just not playing
Atroc Shen this game.
Who am I missing?
Raz, Blitz, Nunu?
How many treats is this?
Two? That's it?
I mean it's still not even bad.
Oh man, I lost my...
What the fuck?
Holy shit!
Uh, uh, oh, I don't have Vex.
And I can probably just sub out one of them for whatever this role would do, yeah?
Also, I probably don't play Fiora this game.
Because I'm not... unless I play Akali 8 drugs.
But I probably don't want to play the Call of Eternals today, I actually have to explore it, it's not even a problem though.
It's uh, this Zoe, or not Zoe?
This fucking Teemo comp is pissing me off, no gap.
The guns are watching.
Psionic.
That's pretty good.
Three psionic and I got a Staraq.
I kind of want a healing
All right, how much how many of the level
Don't have money
To actually spike. Yes, I just click every five-cost mode of man
Everybody have horde kaiser
Alright, who do I psionic?
3-in-HP, that's pretty good.
Malor Matrix, that's pretty good.
Echo Stopwatch on Blitzcrank.
I mean, JG, Starrac, Attack twice.
Is my natural tooth is? Really? That's my board?
DT in a TV. Why does it let me kill a single unit?
What happened? Is my board ass?
Holy fuck this looks ass! I mean not really, I mean I'm pretty sure this puzzle is really
fucking strong or no. My board is actually bad, no way.
I don't believe it.
I mean, if I don't hit Nudu 2...
If I don't hit Nudu 2...
I'm stuck with...
I don't get it malware matrix echoes patience
natural to fucking I
Am stuck with a lally on my board man, I don't get it
Also this doesn't even have a
All right, my word is actually something else.
There's nothing wrong with Rats, man.
It's HP, I have misfits.
It's still insane.
Even if it has, even if it's three traits,
it's HP for my whole board.
Ah, quit your fucking bitch.
Quit your bitch.
I mean, the word is actually good.
It's actually good.
I mean, once I get two stars, it's really good.
See?
Let me see what it does. It's 7 armor and MR, 7 AS, and it's...
See?
Yeah, because a lot of Jhin's kit is like this, this damage, like the single party.
Instead of the AoE.
The Nashor Toof Jhin. I came.
Holy shit these items, next two I mean that's pretty good, but I'm telling you we're gonna have to log.
3 item tank, tg, sterax, bt, psionic, red buff, whatever the fuck.
I don't know actually that's pretty decent of that so it's acceptable.
I mean the problem is Disaborded with the Logi.
He's uh...
Yee.
He's a desk.
Satch.
I mean I could just play Yee over to Sona.
moment the moment I get like something bad honestly Marauder doesn't do anything
bro fuck Marauder
alright well hold on I don't fight yourself because uh that's an instant fucking age
legit it's an age is this your soap oh great what a fucking surprise man
a oh wait oh wait I didn't fight him oh I didn't fight him for a while no
I was just about to get you, sorry.
But uh, yeah.
I mean he's a fucking giga-animal-cash-out guy.
I don't know if anyone's here.
I'm not.
I don't get it.
Who the fuck is this?
Not me.
See ya later, alligator.
I'm tired, man
I'm darn
Trees, is that good?
I mean anything is better than a stupid-ass Fiora, but if I hit Fiora 2 then I mean that's pretty good
Bro, by the time this scales it's already the game's already dead, man
But honestly like this Fiora also sucks like it actually sucks
But if I hit Fiora 2 it doesn't suck
Now we're matrixed.
Oh, what the fuck human industry are doing, GS?
It's hard for me.
Who the fuck do I put up?
It was this on this, GD.
I can also just nash her through this.
What the fuck happened to my front line?
How was my Nunu 2 just dead instantly?
Bro, this backstreet unit is so fucking dog shit.
The unit is so bad.
Oh, god.
What is this 300 health and...
I don't get it.
Oh
My board is complete trash. I don't get it
Who the fuck do I beat?
I don't get it
I mean, the board is actually good, I think, but Vex wasn't so assed.
Like I have all this like fucking random ass bullshit, no but I mean my frontline also
sucks though.
But I don't know how to face it.
How can my frontline be bad, if I have Viscous?
440 each, I mean this is the only game where the moment has shot man.
The enemy on the early game is still broken.
But it's only broken because maybe it was a very bad loss.
I don't get it.
Who is unbending JJ Dior? Please tell me.
And your man.
Who keeps unbending this guy?
Hello?
I'm fired.
Hello? May I go to sleep? I'm tired. Like, okay, here's the deal. If I sleep right now,
Now, I'll stream as soon as I wake up, and then tomorrow, I'll actually stream.
I'm tired.
I'm out.
GDs, I'm out.
I'm tired.
I can't.
Bro, seven hours.
Bro, the only reason I didn't stream earlier today is because I was waiting for the
new patch.
The new patch, like the service didn't go long until like a little bit after seven.
I've been up since like fucking 12 a.m. Man. I'm tired. I can't I'm sorry
Low cat stream, I mean it no my suit is a little actually fixed I
Cuz tomorrow, okay, let's say I wake up at like 11 a.m. Or
11 p.m
Well, I'm probably not gonna see like four. So let's say I see me at four and wake up at like 12
I'll stream as soon as I wake up. Yes
And I won't even put money on the Raptors or against the calves
So that way, I don't wake up to watch the game.
And then I'll just wake up whenever I wake up.
And then, and then I'll just, uh, and then do you.
See?
I'm up.