Hello?
Uh...
Ho-lay!
Oh, my stomach hurts.
I'm tired.
Well, my stomach actually hurts.
But I tried to take a dump earlier and I couldn't, I couldn't poop.
I don't get it.
Well, my stomach actually died.
Uh...Pampion, Rexai...
Cho-gat...
Two-star...
How much attack will it waste? 15%? Is that good?
Uh, Pantheon paired?
Darkstar? No.
Uh, I mean if I win this round, I'll probably never play this.
I mean surely there's something better that I can find than fucking worthless ass time revert.
because if I win I can just break. He's starting a little server.
I actually slept like 7 hours yesterday, but I woke up at midnight.
So my season rule is still fucked.
Yeah.
So this is not an EU friendly stream, really?
I mean, what is it, 7am?
7am in Europe?
Isn't that better than...
Oh, fuck you, man.
Boat Glove.
I
Bo glove
And I kept the team I kind of like shepherd
I'll just obviously I'll just say to me too
Pantheon paired glove bow
But I can just drop this idiot, but I need the team about
What is this conduit dark star I mean I can also just drop
What is this replicator replicator
I'm done.
I'm just allowing you and it's not very balanced.
I can't lie.
This guy has two items and I don't.
GG.
Is this a safe stream to fall asleep to, yeah?
Thank God you're on!
I'm getting rocked this patch!
Indeed help!
Don't get hurt!
I I mean I'm fighting a pantheon do I'm fighting a pantheon do in a three item list is great man
Jesus Jesus Jesus
I mean it's fine it doesn't really matter that much
I mean I can drop this and play vaygar and then my next thing is to see people
I'm as useless as people
I mean my items are a JG bow am I just playing with block this game?
Probably man 9,100 true damage or not true damage magic damage and get two more rods
and tapped into half whatever and have enough front items to support it okay okay meat
people people
How is it not we need what what are what are place?
Gigi, Lakers, Gigi. Bro, we should have sold, man. Bro, we sold the rockets when they
were up seven in the fourth you fucked us you were the one who told us to sell you're
like yeah fuck it I'm down bro fuck you man you grief me you grief me we could
have we could have been eating even better man
you brought it up first no this rocket seems fucking ass but I mean I was still
on them but I mean they are legit ass but I mean the Lakers might be ass ass.
Me too. I didn't even check what my Sheppard is or my Arbiter is. For each
interest you would gain if you re-rolled for what?
for each you have a 50% chance whatever fuck it what the fuck am I missing
uh bow belt glove glove cloak bow I mean guard breaker and then I play around
what's it called because I'm getting the fucking spark into but uh I mean this
It's kind of sus that I have to roll.
Like, is that actually good? I mean the other ones are complete ass!
Like I'm gonna be rolling down on 4-2 and 1, I'm just gonna- I'm stuck fucking making
50 to get a single fucking AP.
Are we serious right now? How is this even allowed?
Are we fucking serious?
Uhhh...
I mean, if I don't find a Me.D, it's fine, because I can find a boy here as well.
Let's just charge it in a zombie? Kind of. It's okay, not really. It's fucking terrible.
It's alright. Fucking terrible. Fucking terrible. Bro, no, fuck you. Alright. I mean, I don't
want portable forge. Construct a companion. Is that good? I mean, I can construct a
companion Leona 3. I mean, I don't want portable forge. Oh, spreading roots. I
I think I'll take that one.
Alright.
Did this take over a boarder?
Alright, I got Nova and Brawler.
But I have GG.
Alright, what am I dropping?
Like 12 for the whole...
I mean, I can just play a random Nova on my board for anti-MR.
I just play Hrox plus...
And then I just play a random Tomcatch.
But then the Brawler is...
I mean, I can just play a random fucking Malkai plus Hrox.
A random Malphite atrox?
All out?
Uh, how can you tell? Oh yeah, they have like a lot of melee carries, but like the thing is that they have like a range carry like Gensu, they have like Shogun JG.
You're not really like, you're not actually doing that much damage because the tank's actually going, like if you're, if you're, if your electric charge can hit their carry, I feel like it's actually...
Or they have like eight melee's. It's actually good.
Is that a one shot?
Oh!
GG! GG!
I mean if that didn't create that was just a reverse gg. See?
Shepard. Shepard. Okay, I mean what the fuck is my board? I mean I guess I just don't have to play Arbiter.
Awwwww.
Because Arbiter is a kind of ass.
But then I don't have any mana items. I have Rod Rod. I mean I was gonna play for sparkless.
I can also just reforge. I don't really want to reforge because the thing is I can just
play a Maokai on my board and call it a day. Like 4 Vanguard plus a Maokai. I mean I can
still go Sparcon, honestly. 4 Vanguard plus a Maokai. Bro, I just have to leave for
working stream later. I mean I will probably be live when you're up. My future is completely
I didn't kill a single unit. GG. GG. 26,322. Uh, okay, hold on. I mean, I don't have to play Leona, but I probably, I mean, I don't even have to play, I don't get it. I mean, I don't have to play Vortigaes, or I don't get it.
allowing a no no a no no no no
I guess I have a reforger game too golden as you create an item game a copy
BF cloak
I mean I can also just tip it to yee and just reforge the jg bucket brawler nova
meepie malware matrix I mean the meepie right now is actually not bad
Because I could just go like Ginsu, Guard plus a BF item.
Do I even have money to pivot to me?
And then I just reforge Meepi and JG.
Yeah.
But then I'm getting two more rods.
So I kinda wanna reforge another rod as well.
I have reforged a rod, BP, and JG.
But I don't get this, I don't get this rod until like a decade from now.
I don't get it.
I can also just reforge BP and call it an A. I mean I'm pretty sure this Master of EPIVIT is like legit impossible.
I...
Or it's like not good. I mean it's not that it's impossible, it's just not good.
I can also just play HROX and play Gragas Pike for... No.
I mean I feel like it's like too much RNG for no reason.
I don't know what my line is about doing, but I think no matter what my spot is like,
I mean if I can reforge right now and reforge the rod, I mean I'm so poor man, I don't get
it.
Why am I so poor?
Like I already have Meepsy Meepsy 2, I have Liss 2, I have the entire Vanguard set
I'm in a lousy, but if I try to sit here and just roll for like a truck I got all that fucking with master e
Master e
Well, I got the give-to already actually
Okay, I fuck it what I get
Shepard Titans, I mean it's not even bad. I can play like some fucking three shepherd bullshit
What three shepherd am I playing I can play like pike
for three shepherds
another rod chain
another BS sword how come I am so bored does anyone know why I'm broke as fuck
I can go Titans, Malor, Matrix, GA, whatever, the thingy.
I mean I don't have to play Hrox so I can just go even trout honestly and who the fuck
do I shuffle?
I can't shuffle that.
Great, I'm plugging in the SND Owens Nova, Jinsu, I'm not sure what that is.
Jinsu? I mean, I could just go even, Tron.
Am I actually playing Aatrox?
I'm sure that'd just play 5 Nova, right?
I am so poor, though, holy fuck.
Can I even play...
Oh, he fell down pretty deep.
With me lost?
I mean, I'm so poor.
Gold and gamble tiny but deadly.
Do I need items?
Honestly, I'm kind of poor.
I actually kind of need the money.
Okay.
Invested 40 gold.
It's basically what I'm going to be going on.
Rammus, Morgana, Jax, Horseshepper.
Is that good?
Mmmmmmm.
Am I playing the Aatrox?
I mean I probably am playing the Aatrox right.
And then I have Ginsu, whatever the fuck, plus then I just play off of the belt, which is half-barnbreaker.
But then, how do I get my Jewel Gary?
Uh, Shepa.
He beat me.
I am so bored.
This president guy is never sleep.
I mean, yeah, he's still assed.
Alright, dang it.
I'm getting run over by a fucking, I mean I guess out of the list carry, but the ideas are not very... which ones works.
They're equally as shield.
I'm making 10, I believe.
A lowey 2.
Shepard with meepsy.
Mouth eye.
Grass.
Sleeves.
Tom Tange
Is this a vanguard
Shepard I don't have a
Pro
Like fuck this you the man
I mean it's all in the garage. I need a kindred and my board is actually good. I
I am so poor I am so fucking poor I mean I'm never playing six whatever the fuck
also I should have made even truck so I don't have to play any trucks
yeah probably man
also how do I play brass on my board
Also like don't I want to call you as well cuz I have a guard breaker
This is just this is just sad
My board is ass. You cannot buy champions for two rounds. Bro. Are we serious? No? Oh my like
Okay karma 2 and a kindred
Morticizer, am I playing atrox?
I mean how do I play atrox? I don't get it. I mean this is my board. I mean it's actually good
And I'm not playing kindred
All right, more fighters too. It's not even bad
I just go 9 for Rast and then I just need E2 and then I mean I'm probably not
privning Kindred but I need to make I mean I probably need to play Hross
eventually though like what is this I mean if I can hit TK2 I can just drop
a Mortarizer and not play bad. Alright Mortar is not even bad.
The fuck is this board? I mean it's fine, I have three emeralds man. It's fine.
I'm not saying my board is good, cause it's not, but it's fine.
Ah great. Shepard, GA, Shogun, fucking me. I didn't kill a single unit man.
What the fuck is this, Barmage? Bro, fuck you.
What the fuck is this?
Kindred, Miss Kindred too.
How?
Like if I ditch-ditch and I just ditch Shepherd, but I mean, I can't right now.
My frontline is so bad.
We're all fucking to two-and.
Okay, you too.
All right, and then now I just try to go 9 for rest I mean I can I can easily pivot off of a
I mean I need to play a colleague for sure
How do I open two slots for a colleague and rest
Okay, malchite TK after after TK
Prince I go a colleague in in what's called yet. That's not good as fuck
I think he's starting here plus uh what they're called, uh it's not even that bad of a loss
this time.
Is it my Maokai friend?
Or my TK friend?
Yeah.
Maokai 2.
I mean, it's pretty to be in Bowkai.
Is that good?
I mean, this is good enough, it doesn't really matter.
Alright, what is actually good at T-Star, but...
I mean, can I roll?
And then what's my next in?
Like some legendary?
Alright, what is actually good?
I can also just drop base and level for Pyke and play Malchite plus Pyke for the item
this board is ass I think you're just bad what's wrong my board I mean I it was
too poor to make a board man I mean I can't just sit there and hold nothing
then how many the level like what I'm fighting Urgot 3 I melee carry against
Or not 3G, maybe.
GG.
I mean, my master, he just hits instantly one shot.
And he dead.
I can't.
If I'm opposite side, I can actually kill, like, two of the catapults, actually.
I mean, with how poor I was, like, isn't my board actually pretty solid for how poor I was?
Yes, man, it is.
You're just gonna sit there and roll for your fucking dumbass fucking Eatrox 1,
Kindred 1, and just be like, alright, bet.
That's my board. Hope it's good. When it's not.
I can spike next turn because I can level and drop this and play Malkyla's Pike.
I get three Voyager in.
I don't know if it's mad at me to hit this board.
So how can my board be good?
I mean it's not good.
And my Yi is dead.
Hello?
GG.
My Yi got fucking one shot because my colleague just walked up.
GG.
I can't.
I mean my board is good man it's actually good or it's not bad
I was assuming this was just terrible it's the only reason I lost is because my uh
I mean I can move three items to uh the bow guy
That seems pretty good
I think I'm going to get
back to you.
Uh, can you come with guard?
I know where my research takes me.
I mean, when I hit Vex 2, I'm just gonna play this.
It is actually good.
Nooo.
Okay.
Shuff!
My master uses Dash across the map and kills Gary.
I lose Dark Star and then I don't care the three warder, I mean that's way better on
you.
I can also play Jintu if I hit Jintu.
That's great
This is just dark star
I mean if I have if I blitz 2 plus vex 2 my board is actually good. Yes. I mean yes, he's right man
There's the Urgot 3, okay, at least it's one start
This is not weak though. 7 Shepherd, Nunu 2.
8% of the bond of the stars.
What?
I need to kill these fucking clones before they clone, man.
My mastery is dead. I'm dead as fuck.
I have a carry karma against 7 Shepherd fucking this yee-shit.
I'm dead. I got 50 health. I mean this is a good fork, yes? I was broke as fuck and I just have to make a fucking board
that is somewhat decent and
You know what? I mean that's pretty good. I mean I'm playing karma fucking mastery duo. Thank you
It's a good for I'm broke as fuck
I'm poor. Oh
good
Like, on my roll down, if I hit Kindred 2, Yi 2 immediately, and then I can just level
to 9 and recap around like Fiora 2, Shen 2, Atrox, like whatever, I mean no shit, like
no shit I want to do that.
But what happens when I have zero fucking gold?
You have to buy some fucking units, man.
Yeah, if I somehow made it to Blitz 2, Vex 2, I'm pretty sure I can actually win
that game.
No cat.
Sedge.
I'm sorry.
Who is Broke talking to?
Like, even if I went fifth that game?
Isn't that still a good fit?
Still a good fit.
Like my spot if you just screenshot at the spot on for two you cannot tell me that should average the top four
Like it does. I mean like I think on average in the fives and you don't want a four. I'm not very good. Yeah, thank you
All right. I'm dark
Yeah, I've been a leg of no I've been on the rockets by sold in the fourth quarter for I
gained
I bought in at like three to one unders and I sold as like three to one favorites, so I made
some
But they won it's actually a bad beat because the thing is the rocket section one and I sold it going to the board
Oh, yeah, but I'm tired
Rockets will win the series. I mean I was on the rockets this game, but I think I'll be on the Lakers game six
Lakers away probably they're probably gonna get like low 40 unders
Alright, that was a fast key.
Also, wait, what was Preston's spot on 2-1?
He had Stargazer plus 1 and he went 8th by the way.
GG.
This guy is ass.
I can't...
Spatula on 2-1, Stargazer plus 1.
Wait, what LPS-y?
I was laughing at him earlier, for being lower than me. He's still lower.
He's 536 LP, I fucking can't.
Ha ha ha.
68, 6888.
Holy shit.
Holy shit, G.G.
He's lower LP than me.
Why are you laughing when this is his bottom while this is your top?
Wait.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, Keven, are you in tier 1 this set?
I don't even remember.
I
Genuinely don't remember I want to know before I play
How, how, how, where, where do you even find him, but when they're shit?
I don't know is he uh wait it's human in tier one or no
No hahaha bro you are fucking ass buddy you are ass I fucking cannot you are trash
You are trash. I mean there's nothing else to say buddy. You talking to me? You talking to me, buddy?
20 minutes to lay I'm going to wait to see what I mean. I didn't know I mean I genuinely didn't know I
Fucking came
you have quote increase your current and mass player health by five I mean if
there's an opener spreading roots spreading roots I get way better at
the game I got a Dark Star Shepherd you get you just get a way better taking
I'm just running roots, I'm still taking 20.
I'm booring, booring!
If you get better at the game taking left,
why would you not take left?
I, I booring!
Bro, like it's just fucking,
this shit has to be rigged bait, man.
Hmm.
Like any fucking idiot can just be like,
I'm just gonna see her in full open like what the fuck
How is like how do you get better again? I don't I don't really understand. Primordium, Nipo, Vanguard, Stace Grove
I mean this one's easy as fuck you just play uh, I mean you just play Liss Karma, Meepie
And then you just put the rest of your board. I mean it's probably gonna be Ribbon, Karma
Karma, and then I just play Dark Star.
But I mean, it kind of just still happened that I hit these units though.
Uh, like Kaisa's just a good unit.
Mordekaiser's really good, and then now I can just play Nu Nu, because I have Shepard,
plus one.
And then I play Nu Nu, plus, plus one, ADCV Nu Nu, and then I have, like, what,
Uh, I mean, Rose is a good unit, and then...
I mean, I had to play Chulgaev until I find Jhin.
But, uh, I find Jhin, and obviously Jhin's really good.
I can also go like, Zyobloss.
I mean, it's Medallion.
Wait!
Do the Dark Star units count for Medallion?
Oh, fuck!
Wait!
Like, do the Dark Star circles count as 3 stars for Medallion?
Yes or no?
Does anyone know?
Yes, like does it actually or is it some fucking cappropinus?
Perhaps
Yes, I don't know. I don't know. Yes, like probably okay, so you know or not
Challenger marauder, let's finish this quickly
we know I mean it's it's for sure it's for sure Ziya overridden and I just
play three if it does count because if it does come I mean that's the gym
broken but then the problem with a dark star Ziya is I feel like it's not good
unless you have... unless you have a gym.
Check the duck video. Did he say something?
Oh, oh, he said he counts?
Yes.
Can't can someone just fucking help
Bug abuser it has been theorized to be so
The duck says you suck balls a good one, man
Yes, it does all right
because I would have to go Ziya
My level 9 board is actually nasty if it does count
This is full open
Okay well I mean if it does count it's actually broken, yeah
Because then you just don't play Cho'Gath, you don't play Riven
and you just play Ziya plus any fucking idiot
Stargazer, what is there?
I mean I'll just play a random fucking Jax
color today honestly it might just be Lulu. What is Lulu's battalion? Gold I think?
It's just like a random Lulu in color today. Oh it's Lulu's replicator actually.
No, no! Is that good?
I don't have Morticizer. And then what is this, Marauder?
And then if I can go 10 I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
Would you consider yourself more of a content creator or a tier 3 pro?
I mean there's no way a person would say that.
The pro is lower off even me, man.
How?
I should be out on the semi-dual list.
Okay, does someone actually have- can someone give me the 100-0 answer before I just sit
here and start holding all the fucking stargazers?
Does someone have the 100-0 answer?
Yes, it works.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you, man.
That's all I need.
Thank you.
Yes, it works.
Thank you.
Yes, man, it works.
If it doesn't ban Solus, alright, deal.
I mean, like, bro, what?
Okay, if it works, it works.
Alright.
Liss, Shepard, Shepard, Marauder, Primordian.
Uh, I mean, I need to find like one more upgrade and I can just, uh...
Jinx, BF Glove, Pier, BF Glove.
I showed you this.
Gold.
I mean, Goldusher.
Okay.
Does it actually work? I mean I hope so man!
I hope so! I mean my board is fucking disgusting if it works!
I can't! Another fucking new new!
I mean if it actually works my board is legit disgusting.
Challenger. Is there a challenger?
Barrauder?
Rammus?
Random Nunu?
Jax?
Challenger? Nova?
Uh, maybe I'm supposed to roll once here.
Sheffan.
This plus what's it called?
I mean, I'm probably supposed to just try to get rid of the primordial if possible.
I'm not supposed to start a dark sword in here.
I think I lost my tree.
G'd.
Noodoo, Paranth 5, not a Hyrule. I mean, it's actually not.
Like, what the fuck does Noodoo Paranth do for me?
Unless I hit Noodoo too.
I mean, he's fucking right, man.
Slammin' on those straights and I, Bronze for Life on...
6 stars, star...
It's not even Bronze. I mean, I have 5 Bronze straights.
Best friends, Electro-Charge,
Slammin' or Scambit.
I mean, I can go Stargazer plus 2, or, and then I can...
If I have to win them next round.
I mean, sure that would win this round, right?
If I lose this round, it's just a GG.
Uh, I mean, I can drop... I mean, 3.0 is not even bad, though.
Alright, well, if I lose this round, it's just a GG.
it's just a GG I I mean my board and then I'm an open slot which is gonna be
rest and I just don't play console this game but I really don't I can't make sure
I can make a tier change your clothes here
all right wait that's just BF right
Okay, well, I mean it's not even good. Where the fuck is the Mortificer?
I'm sure they have to like jinx plus something over something.
Like, where's the Mortificer? See? Where's the Meepie?
I show that I'm playing Jhin.
Shuffle. Shuffle.
Uh, task to be Rod Jhin.
Uh, cloak third tank item, rod, smoke.
I don't think it'll kill me anyway.
Man, can I also go spark and just do a gary?
Let me just make the spark so I get a boat that's pretty flexible.
This Jack's Pike.
4-2 send.
Hopefully I just natural a gin.
And GG.
I can't I can't more the Kaiser I mean that's pretty good I took that right side
I can't uh Dark Star on this idiot
How am I running low on removers already
I mean I'm not just a big spark, if I got a bow it's a bow item anyway.
Alright.
Where's the meepie?
So heavy.
I'm actually ridden
Is there a rogue? I'm out of a kaisa
Loki I'm coming down to roll on I can just roll I mean I probably want to roll a little bit actually
I mean level nine is just rest and I need to hit karma to like I hit karma Ziya and Jin
And I'll probably roll a little bit because I can also just hit kaisa to just have to be my older
I'm probably just gonna roll until I hit Akaisa, cuz I'm probably not gonna roll a single time here.
I'm just gonna need one Lulu, I need Lulu Brast and Akaisa, and then I'm just gonna level up with the 7 and the 8 and the 8.
Honestly, I wouldn't even mind just rolling on eight or seven because I can just carry kaisa too. There's no up binding the fucking j
I mean, he's right
And I just love him to play the exact word
I was there's legit no reason for all these
I mean I just need a kaiser
Kaiser and I
Mean I just need kaiser and Lulu that's it
All right, just feel okay. I mean I need one kaiser and then I love to eat and I stop rolling
DB guard breaker I
Skip kaiser I skip kaiser GG GG GG
I miss the dice. GG. I did put it in my planner because I sold it. Alright, that's my level 9 board.
But I mean, to get here, I'm not gonna... The only thing I'm rolling on 8-4, everybody have Newton, too.
The only thing I'm rolling on level 8-4 is, uh...
is, uh... something.
It's, uh... it's a gem, but I mean, I'm not gonna find a gem.
This is a customization called the chaos jewel Lotus with six stars are on it
Karen's layer
What is hi so quick
I mean now I need a uh wait I need a uh I don't really want to roll anymore I
I didn't I didn't I mean I don't want to roll anymore I can't I have a fucking
And I have a fucking Ezreal on my board.
Does this count with an Amian?
I have a fucking Ezreal on my board.
Oh my god.
I actually probably just don't rest.
Who's going to be 40?
I hit a Jhin on 7.
Like if I didn't troll and I held the Kaisa's, like I just hit one Kaisa and then I just
leveled a 7.6 Star so that's just my board.
But uh, yeah I took it out of the planner.
And I was only clicking Penry.
I think I can't be good for me.
I'm a fucking Ezreal on my board.
But I just go 9, Zaya, and then Lulu, and then Upgrade Brass is my board.
And I just upgrade Gintu at 9.
But ideally it would be Kaisa too, and then I have Open Slot here, and then yeah.
Alright, when the fuck am I going 9? Let me see.
I can probably just night on five five three mad on five three
one hour 40 shepherds three shepherds I mean it's free it's it's really free
Forty? Who?
He's ten people GG GG
10 people is bad. I mean, I'm not beating him. I mean, how can I get 10 dark star or 9 dark star? I can't. I
I mean if it's a if it's us two as the last all over forge over forge the the shepherd for the one outer of like
And then I have to go back by the chokie at but it's a legit one out. Also. I just realized I sold my fucking
I mean, I kind of need that at night
Also wait, I just realized I don't have a karma. Hey, I don't even have voyager in
It's Jhin broken?
Alright, Karma over Kaisa.
I mean I have a, I have a six star star AD with a Jeweled Lotus with Last Whisper Guard Breaker, like this has to be uncontested true base.
The fact that I have a Last Whisper Guard DB Jeweled Lotus and I don't even know how much AD I have.
It doesn't work, oh I didn't check.
So did it, so doesn't work did he check, bro fuck you Solace, no Solace, if this doesn't work you're getting fucking banned, bro fuck you, wait what?
I didn't hold anything else I I mean it doesn't work that I would probably just play like another legendary
I'm not holding anything in
Got one shot I can't
it does what we're all medallion with uh with the dark sir like these being three stars
I mean they are three star technically glove rod glove rod chain rod rod glove chain tier
Glove 20 gold. I mean, I don't need items
I mean, I guess I can check right now I
Kind of want to save the reporter though
60 to level
Does it count doesn't count
Oh, I mean it counts once. It doesn't count twice. So honestly it's still good. I mean
12% amp on this much AD is actually good. It just doesn't count twice. But that's okay.
with what's it called. I mean, this gets mana regen. I mean, it's still good. Like, bro,
it's still good. It's still... BANNED HIM ANYWAYS! It's still good, man. It counts once. That's
pretty good. Oh wait, it doesn't count. It doesn't count at all, you motherfucker. Bro,
I should have known the amount of people say yes, like I should have just fucking know the man.
I mean I guess it just means I don't have to play, I mean Talbot's in Ambit's still good though.
Clipped in the, wait, what, where?
Is it not an X?
It is.
do anything. You don't even gain HP. What is that supposed to do? I always wonder, are
you guys fucking stupid? Maybe, no, maybe it doesn't. Like bro, what? It has to be fucking
This shit has to be Rage-Rage!
Holy shi- I almost lost the-
Oh, my god.
This guy's full streaking his wall, man.
And this guy's 10 people.
I mean, it's still good though.
I mean, you got a corgi 3, I don't even know why I'm going for this.
Looked at it.
I'm not gonna play Darsaur, we're gonna do.
Start with the stupid ass noodle.
But why the fuck am I going for this again?
Shepard. Darkstar. Look, anti-heal.
I'm sorry, Lord. Great, I'm playing Tamiro 43. So it's just, I'm just gonna play Tamiro in Towa.
I was 43, the glimmer, 43. Because 43 is by far less than the other side of the fucking place.
That's crazy spreading roots one two three. What a fucking surprise. I'm gg
Right game strikes again
Crazy we cover the players get spraying roots just win for free
Gg I
King I
I uh, I think if I play against, I mean after this guy goes second, after this guy goes
second I'll just open reforged oh actually I need a chogat though and the
Kaiser I mean I can't like to just reforge you just pray I hit and it's a
ribbon wrapped and I just I think I just went there I just went there because
I lost to this they just rocked left my new new die instantly I thought they
I thought they nerfed the shit.
It just died instantly.
I mean, I can do this.
I also don't have anti-heal inside.
And then I'm about to fight this guy again.
What is this?
I should probably just start this then.
Alright, I mean I'm just rotating to him.
I basically just have to win this fight and I'm probably going for it, right?
But losing that one round is really bad.
I'm like what the fuck is this shit?
10 meatball.
Great command.
He got he got a hundred owed and then I think he's fighting my clone and I'm fighting president's real
So that but then the thing is I
Mean I'm fighting president's real what the fuck
What the fuck and
Then he's fighting my clone does my clone even work. He's fighting my clone. Then I'm fighting his real
So if he loses my clone and then I beat his real
I'm I I and then we're gonna fight presidents clone and one of us is fine presents real
We're both gonna lose so I mean all I have to do is just beat him next turn
And he has to lose my clone if he loses to my clone that I'm fucked
But I mean it is what it is
Okay, he lost my clone, now I'm fighting his real, GG, you ass, fuck you.
No, no, it doesn't matter because we're both fighting Presvint's clone, or we're both fighting Presvint, and the thing is, no matter what, he'll be lowered. It actually doesn't matter.
Also, I mean, I think this is the thing.
Also, if he swap right side, I'm gonna swap. He swap right side. Okay, well, honestly, his thing's over here, and there's no way he can just kill this thing. Surely not.
Like, the Nami actually has to be matched.
Or I don't think he has enough damage.
I am your salvation!
Also, Solace, you fucking piece of shit, man.
I mean, it's still good, like, they basically got it for free.
I mean, is Corky 3, Rammus 3, 10 people?
What?
How can I win? I can't.
It counts three starters and the hex. No, no, man.
Like, why the fuck would it being in the hex impact whether it's three starters?
Like, what the fuck does that even like, how do you even come up with this shit?
I don't understand.
How can you even come up with this shit?
Like if you're actually sitting there just rage baiting there, it's like bro you are like fucking rank one
There's just nothing else to say
It's just that you're actually too much of a professional I don't
relax it was a genuine question I mean that has to be
as well man
that I mean that actually must be right
six dark star dark star dark star plus one shepard plus one neapsy karma
list. I just don't get it. I don't get it. Gin on 7. Nuno 2 on 7. I can't get it. I can't get it.
3 3. 3 3.
I
Just send our sermon. I have no idea I think so I mean what like what does Ted Darcer do?
Does it just doesn't just kill the tower hoarding somewhere on that? I
Don't know. I mean he is corky free ramester. He's kind of evil
I mean, I actually find it funny that people think Setsuko is bad, it's- it's- bro, no,
it's- it's when- it's when the fucking, like, the shitter ass fucking tier 1.5 players,
It's just like, no, I'm not even trying to ego, but it's like when these fucking shitters
do well in one fucking cup, and then they start talking like they're fucking big, and
then they're just like, yeah, like, set to go to that guy's ass, I'm better than set
to go.
And then they get fucking relegated to tier two, the next fucking tournament.
It's just fucking laughable.
It's actually laughable.
Like holy fuck man.
How are you sitting there just talking shit when you barely even made it to
tier one and you can't even sustain tier one for more than one set. When the thing is, 10 players in
tier one don't even play TFT every set. So you basically just have to outperform five players.
I can't.
What's the point of sitting there and getting a name drop?
I mean, they don't even know I'm talking to them because their ego is so fucking inflated.
Like, it is what it is, man.
I just, I genuinely don't understand.
Like, how the fuck can you be stuck here to your entire fucking life?
Then you just fucking show up,
you get like top 10 in one fucking TPC,
and then now your ego's big AND demoted.
Like, bro, it's just rage rate, man.
And they're just sitting there rating sets for like a 6 out of 10 player, like, huh.
Bro.
Ha.
Dread.
Huh?
Oh my...
I don't get it.
They just ignore 10 sets in a row when they just get fucking mugged back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back
Set six all the way until set 17 back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back
You're getting fucking shit on and then oh, I'll play sense going dad that guy's a six out of ten player. What?
GG
No, no, you should talk set to go a lot though I mean yes I mean he's not he doesn't deserve
the glaze but he's also like he's not overrated.
the thing is like the moment like it's it's he's not overrated like you know
you don't people say like waging a dish over overrated because they like don't
perform one set like how is how it how are you like it the only reason you're
saying they're overrated is because they achieved so much like they're not
fucking overrated if they're they're fucking good players and just
because they they slumped for one fucking set in an RNG game oh yeah
this guy's overrated bro ah she's just pissing me off man
it's president the zeppa of tft not really bro zeppa is ass
I
Pressurement is incredibly skilled tomorrow's last
In a lesser do
What
I don't know what to do with it.
Oh great, he has an Urgot, so he's just committed to Urgot.
Fogchant, man.
Let's finish this quickly.
And the Dalian in this galaxy.
Fogchant, man.
Yay.
yeah lesser do you just forced to reroll how is this even allowed what the
fuck is this show as real with the share dupes
I mean, I'm not trying to play Cho'ez-Roll, this shit is fucking trash.
I think this comp averages in the fucking twelves, and you pop off one time, and you feed the
comp, it's good, and then you play it 10 more times, and you can go eight times in
a row.
Shit.
You won it with it yesterday?
I mean, yes, man.
That was my one fucking win, and my ADP is still in the 70s.
I
Shuffle
I mean I don't even know what I even have this for but I mean I'm not taking the other
trash that shit is complete dog.
I mean I can go Mipo Vhagar 3, I can go like Dark Star Kaisa, Kaisa 3, Dark Star Kaisa 3.
I might just make Darsar plus 1 and then push.
But is there anything I can re-roll with E. I mean maybe I can find some to re-roll, man.
I don't get it.
TF, early learning is so Ezreal.
I mean this is actually like a really good setup, actually there's no way it's not
I'm not sure if I'm going to win by the way.
Uhhh...
I'm not sure if I'm going to win by the way.
Medallion.
Medallion Lulu.
I'm not sure if I'm going to win by the way.
Medallion Lulu.
And nothing.
Hi, K.
Alright, well, hopefully I get like, Spurring Roots or something.
Because if I don't get Spurring Roots this game, I think I'm a...
It is what it is.
I mean I'm just I can't even come back because everyone's about to just hit their three starts on stage four
And I'm just loading with nothing and the thing is when if you're not re-rolling and there's like five
Re-rollers they're all going to hit on five one and then you're just loading with fucking nothing and gg
Primordian
Is there a primordian player?
Hopefully he says. Oh, he has this guy's primordian with this bro. No, no the fuck you're not
I think I'm not going to win a real Briar.
I can make Primordian plus one and Primordian and Colt eight bottom.
That's definitely not worth a stat.
Primordian plus one is not better than any fucking tier two combat.
That's why people don't take fucking Earth and Gold Premiers, but I mean I don't really
know what I'm gonna play, if I don't do that.
I don't get it.
Space Grove?
I don't think so.
I'm pretty sure I should have gasped.
After three rounds I gained a 4 cost champion with the belt.
I mean, I can heal 6 health, is that good?
I mean, I don't want to cloak.
Alright, I think I'll just see whatever 4 costs I get, and I'll just commit to the line,
GG.
Okay, I'm Primordian.
I can play like Primordian in a quality.
But I feel like Primordian plus one is like pretty bad.
No, no, no, it's good.
No, like Primordian plus one is good,
but it's not good for the URF.
Let's finish this quickly.
I can make Nova as well.
It's 15% ATK in 2 mana regen.
Let me just tap one and see what happens.
I mean I'm, I'm, I mean I, I have brighter three already.
I mean I, you can contest it if you like, man.
I mean I have a brighter fucking three, fuck you.
I mean it's, it's kinda raw.
I mean if I win that, it's actually fun.
I'm probably still getting two embills and I can just easily win three.
Offs with this Briar three.
I mean the thing is Primordian still wants to reroll though, because I need a Velveth three and then I need a fine Glen three.
I mean it's probably Primordian.
And then I can just play four Primordian, and then I just play Glen trio.
How can I make plus one rope?
With a spat.
I don't get it.
Cho'Gath.
sure but I could also go Nova but I'm pretty sure Primordian Gwen is actually
I got a TK.
I'm actually just gonna go Nova Briar 3.
I mean my items are so bad.
I'm kinda down to Sack 1.
I hope I win this round because I want to see what my ultimate is but then I should have lost the previous round because then I lost like 5 gold.
So let me see, he's getting too cracking, I mean he's pivoting to, he's pivoting to Kindred, so I'm actually on a different line.
I mean I'm pretty sure I'm just playing this.
And then I'll just play like there's nothing wrong with 4-parmortian, it's actually good.
It makes an on another 3-star.
But there's also just a good item.
but maybe I get like spreading roots and I can I can play something else
spreading roots bucket
spreading roots cheat, spreading roots cheat, trying me a river misfits, epic
roll down, high voltage, herb scabbard. I mean I can also just go fawn
I mean I'm down to just go for it.
I just looked at my items and I am I playing duo Gwen?
I can also go Primordium plus no unless there's something else I can make.
10 people.
Level 9 10 people.
No.
I
Didn't get a bow a single time I didn't get a bow a single time
GG GG I can't I cannot
What the fuck?
How?
Holy shit, okay. Good job everybody. How man? I don't get it.
I don't get it. What the fuck is this? I didn't get a bow a single time. Oh good
I'm pretty sure I need chain but I just reroll like I mean I'm pretty sure with the tier
rod I see people been rerolling the I see people be rerolling the the Gwen like
Doesn't that actually fuck?
Because they also nerf Kaisa.
But I see people rewinding Gwen Briar, uh, Belmett.
It actually fucks.
ADC...
And I have two Shrednikos, so I can just go Belmett 3.
Uh...
Uh, Gwen 3, and, uh...
Something 3.
Because I found a Kindred.
Alright, two shitternikos, two Akali's, Jey.
Is there a, uh, is there...
Do I have Gwed am I playing her? Yeah.
I mean I don't have to play 8 trials. I can also hold Kaisa, maybe I can just go Kaisa 3.
I mean if I hit Kaisa 3, I hit Kaisa 3. He's right.
Like fucking Jinx 3.
Jinx just got buffed as well man.
I can also do a carry of Kali 3. I have 5 of Kali.
I mean, I still, I'm probably just gonna go hard and do a parry call with him.
And then I still need a titan to where I believe I am.
Amaukai and E.Tross.
What the fuck is this?
Who is letting this...
His forgot unit?
JJ.
What are all talking about?
Okay, this one is not happening, yeah?
I'm just gonna Nico, uh, bell about to call you and just call it a day.
Yay?
Bell about three, uh, call me three and I'm out.
Re-est.
Velvet 3, Akali 3, uh, and then I'm just gonna push, calling it a day.
So where, where, where, where am I getting these cycles?
Nah, this solo frontline briar, you actually need like, it was okay with like, no stout, no pivot, and like, permanent HP.
But like, every time you see it, does it ever look like it pops off?
Because I've done it like, 10 times, and it's fucking TRASH!
That shit is fucking ass.
It just fucking just sits there and tasks are tanking and dies instantly.
Like, maybe it's different because Jax got nerfed and Leona got nerfed, but like...
Ah, man...
Don't get hurt, man.
Master Yi, one roll bucket, his Glen, and another not.
Rast, a drop, Rast, Diana, tier, another fucking tier, another tier.
I didn't hit bow again, I did not hit bow again.
What the fuck?
This has to be range bait man
I mean, is this just range bait like I don't understand
I might actually just go Kaisa 3 with uh, I'm gonna have to make anti-heal, I guess I'm
just gonna not go in Titans.
I mean I can go DB, no Titans, BT plus whatever it's called, and then I just hear Rod to
play around, and I can go like Hodge plus, uh, level 8, close 3, and my Briar doesn't
have a Titans.
Is that allowed?
I mean I didn't find a bow on five anvils five anvils zero bow how how man
How
Let's end this
C-Trox, Rast, Talbot
I'm gonna one-off a boat
Is there a Titans?
You fucking piece of shit! You fucking piece of shit! Fuck you!
Hodge guard breaker, B.B.
No Titans.
I pop five and bills I pop five and bills
My favorite or no, because all I know is, I, I, I, I, I, I, I pot three anvils, zero
bow.
Hahaha.
Oh my god.
My frontline is ass.
I honestly, like, would this be my frontline?
I actually have to solo-front in the Briar.
They said I'm solo-front in Briar with no titans.
Is that, is that acceptable?
acceptable? Probably not. Zero bow. I mean I have a bow, it has to be 20% but then I'm
stuck with the echo boom which honestly is not even bad. New new rest. I mean I need
chain and then I also do the upgrade B's and then I also give the echo boom on top gench 2
and then my board's actually good but the thing is by the time my board becomes good I'll be one
life and I rotate some high roll around me dead. My frontline is I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I-
I mean it actually has to be frontline right?
the problem the problem these fights is uh I mean if it dies it dies yes
like the fights are legit looking horrendous I can't I can't
nice and now I'm fighting I'm melee carry against Urgot 3 I mean at least it
That has a Sunfire Gave, I guess.
Maybe my entire board doesn't get one shot, right?
Right?
Nope, it got one shot.
I mean, I have a lot of these idiots.
Oh, nice.
All right, good job everybody.
Good job everybody.
But I also kinda need like anti-armor,
otherwise I'm stuck playing a fuckin' Atronk on my board.
Do I want Hrox on my board? Not really.
I need Kindred and I need...
I'm stuck playing the fucking Hrox, if I take TKG, at least.
I fucking...
Not there.
I can't...
I mean, Rast is just good.
Okay, I need...
I need Kindred, but I guess I just don't play Baskyon.
I just play Kindred.
A B C D...
Alright.
But if I get last whisper, I basically have open slot in a truck, but honestly
Titans and I go DB or hodge the Titans hodge over here
Stargazer plus
It's not like the saddest briar you've ever seen just look at this
Let's make some notes.
Oh, chain tier tier rot.
Does this even have any AP scaling?
Yeah, whatever, I can't really roll with it as much as this.
I mean this shit is so outscaled, like I mean I could have actually won rounds with this shit earlier but how do I have so many removers, what the fuck?
Does this you have good AP scaling
I mean, I can level for a Bastion
I mean, I probably won't solo frontline it
I'm over front lines not even that bad anymore. I
I mean, it's fine I'm worse than even that bad anymore
I mean, I'm fighting a fucking worthless aspects man
And now I have Titans
Well, that's crazy my brother can actually play the game man
I'm gonna keep the shield and healing fashion kind of good. Kindred?
Rogue is pretty good. I mean, honestly, isn't it just Challenger actually? I mean, that's not even better.
A whole board heal is pretty good.
I have Kintu. If I didn't have Kintu, I'd go Challenger for sure. Gargoyle, Gargoyle.
But I am bad at playing Kindred though. Well, I'm not playing no fucking dumb ass games.
I mean
I didn't even that even for me Tompkins
I mean, I can play like Dex over I
I mean hello a singular kindred or something. I mean I can play this over I mean that after watching that thing it's like
Okay, guys, I'm just not playing kindred then
I'm dead as fuck, man.
My Briar is one shot.
And my Briar is dead.
Yo, GG's.
Yeah, GG's.
The entire lobby just gets two fucking shitterdoops and just loading with three star fucking three
costs as soon as the regaining even starts.
And I'm just sitting here popping five animals and I don't get a single bow the entire game.
So when my board is supposed to spike on stage four, that's crazy because I didn't
win a single round on stage four because my items are just stuck, hodge, BT, fucking
And I lose by half a unit 10 times straight like bro. It's just fucking rage bait man
Also, what are these garbage ass encounters? How is this even an encounter in the game? I?
Don't understand. How are they adding this to the game? Oh my god? I
Got zero fucking bows the entire game
What is this bell beth?
Kraken GS
What is what is the mandatory item on Briar Titans?
Zero fucking bows the entire game
I have I popped five anvils
Five
This eight free re-rolls
Galaxy in this two like the eight free re-rolls is like actually like somewhat fair
Because the thing is you can use your rolls early to like spike your two star one costs and then you can still play tempo
But uh, yeah this double shitter need to do but I just don't understand.
You can't even, you don't even like, I mean you can, you can Niko early, I guess, and
then just try to temple off of that but why don't you just fucking, why don't you just
ahhhhh.
I've seen 8 free reels, prismatic ticket, 3, 3 stars by 2, 2, like, yeah wait, how
can you even offer prismatic ticket with 8 free reels?
What wait, what's the math by the way on every one free reroll on average? How many free rerolls do you get I?
Used to be able to do math. I don't know how to do math anymore
Because the thing is like you have to calculate like the average because it like chains
No, it's not x2 man because the thing is never mind man
and he's the thing is it's not limited to one free re-roll.
So it would be like, wait, what are the odds of a free,
it goes to two X?
Oh, it goes to two.
Oh, converted to X two.
Wait, what is it?
Is it 50% or 40%?
Oh, it's 45%?
Okay, so what is it like what is it what is it conversion on 45?
On hours you get two per one?
Like assuming it's 50.
Or is it one?
Wait, no it's two, it's 50% for two
and then it's 1.81 rolls per roll.
So you have eight three rolls,
But then it's additive to the eight right eight times one point eight one
One point eight one is fourteen point four eight plus eight
So on average you get twenty two point four rolls. Is that true?
Is that right
Let's see if you get eight three
Yes, I mean there's no way it's you you don't add the initial eight
If you don't add the initial 8, there's no way you only use that many rolls, that's a fucking cap.
1.81 times 8 plus 8. 22.4 rolls. Is that right?
Assuming 45% is 1.81.
Oh, that sounds right.
Why not just add the, that is a great question.
No, you add the eight because it's the initial eight.
You have eight guaranteed rolls.
Wait, there's no way one roll averages.
Wait, that means it's not even OP.
There's no way you only get 14 rolls, man.
Because that means on average you only get points something.
Bro, no, man.
I'm not talking about math.
If you think you're prismatic, 8 rolls gives 14 rolls.
Nice, man. I gained 6 rolls.
Bro, how is that even possible?
No, man. Does that even sound right?
No, no.
If you add the 8 for sure, man, like, bro...
Bro, whether the roles you can get make roles, yes, that's why it's 1.81 not 45%, man.
You add the 8 because you're guaranteed the initial 8, man.
If, listen, you don't have to do a single fucking millisecond of math, okay?
Just listen, just listen to this.
If I have 8 free re-rolls given to me and I have prismatic ticket, you're telling
me. On average, I'm only gonna roll 14 times. Are we on fucking crack? Does that even sound
right? Have you played prismatic ticket a single time? Most of the time you roll it the fuck
down and you're just like, wait a second, I'm still rolling? Because it's not, you
don't get six rolls, man! You act, no, because it can change. Yes, I did the fucking math
for that you fucking idiot. Oh my god, I understand that it can change. Oh my god, you tried to
talk to Twitch chat about Mac? And it's not even Ragebait. They're just genuinely fucking
stupid well you're not stupid you're just really bad at math I mean you could
be bad at math and not be stupid it's not the wrong with that so I'm sorry I
didn't mean I didn't mean to call you stupid but you are fucking terrible about
bro a 2.0 GPA a 2.7 in engineering means you're good at math because every
single fucking course it's just all math you don't do anything else
You would take a fucking 1.0 GPA...in Engine... no, I know you wouldn't!
You would take a 1.5 Engineering over, like, any fucking memorization major.
Like, 3.0.
Oh, back to destiny.
The altar.
Wait, is uh, is uh, three time breakers still, like, is it OP on stage three, or stage two?
Does it still give two on stage two or no?
It's back to normal.
actually good man bro I can take like a fucking math exam right now like I would
fucking ace that shit not really but I would ace like every fucking I'm pretty
sure okay no I wouldn't I just naturally no way I mean if I took the SCT's right
now I was gonna say that I could probably still give me a hundred but
I'm pretty sure there's like some bullshit that I that I won't be able to
I mean it's probably cardbreaker plus what's it called?
I'm a raga sentence math magician recognized by an immense and something something you get 14 points yes
you get 14.55 heroes you can round up the 15th yes but you add the initial eight because it was the
initial eight fucking given free re-rolls
Oh my god, there's no way you're only rolling 14 times.
You cannot, that cannot be your prismatic.
How the fuck are you taking-
So hard.
Bro, this new planner is pissing me off, man.
I'm tired.
If I win this round, it's just GG. It's not gonna last, fuck you.
And now I'm on...
Oh yeah, if you have Nova plus, you can just play Fat Nova.
What?
I mean I'm making 10 here, guard breaker, bow, nova plus 1, I know with some idiot.
Wait, how much HP is this? 200 HP, 20% crit?
I'm just gonna go with some idiot and then just carry a kingling.
I wonder if that no one got banned today yet.
See what happened.
What?
You know what it is? It's 3M ESD.
Honestly, it's just the EU teeth strikes again. It is what it is, man.
Your next two cost will be...
Will be two star. That's actually pretty good. Also, I kinda want the Marist one.
But it's mainly that I get a Rod.
Loki, K3, fuck it. And then I know where the K3.
And I just carry K3. And then I know what Korki. Wait?
Oh wait, it's 2-star 2 cost. Wait, what the fuck am I saying? Oh, never mind.
I mean, NovaKate's actually gonna be a lot of carries.
Gonna get to the entire board and...
8-trots re-roll.
I'm gonna have to buy this. I mean, that's actually pretty good, Gragas.
Let's wrap this up.
Let me just look at my spot.
Just look at my spot.
I cannot.
How is this even allowed?
Level 5, Makin' 20, Ginsu, Guardbreaker, Nova plus 1, Gragas 2, 3 timebreaker.
It's really six foot answer please five nine president if I'm five nine you're fucking five four
I don't know what to tell you man. Let me see if I can find this photo of me and president
So time for yours to make it more interesting
I'm trying to get harassed, but I'm gonna look at my spot
I'm gonna just Nova Yi for a little bit and then I just play Gintsu Guardbreaker Kindrode and then
Wait, did they did they change any of the marks on?
TFT patch notes
No, what?
Did they change Nova at all?
Wait, I didn't even know that they changed all this shit. I didn't even read the
pastimes yet. Well, I should probably read this.
Ezreal, Bob, Talon, Bob.
And, I don't know if they believe Samirah nerf, I think?
Alright, whatever, good enough.
Nova.
Fix the bug wherever, move the emerald while through the switch and it will allow...
I'm shouting to go to Heavens!
It could allow the strike or bonus to resist on that champion for an additional round if a new champion wasn't selected.
Okay, so that means the kidder one is still last.
I mean, I've built that.
I mean, Triple Diana, I mean, I'm kind of rich, but I would probably need, but the
thing is I'm on a amount of EXP.
If I weren't, fuck, because then I would just drop, drop, ah, shit.
And it's just not worth it, it's just not worth it, but maybe I get enough gold.
Here, here, glove, teal, here's your glove, teal, here's your glove.
I can go a hodge play around belt and then I just go Nova Hodge E and then I just primary
carry this.
I mean, I could go another guard break and play around in Sierra, but I probably will not be doing that.
I'm gonna go open this.
Go open this.
I mean, even with that sled, boys.
Bro, he said the deathly, man. Bro, fuck you, man.
But I mean, I would probably take items here.
and then I would put out the belt.
Hodge Nova plus one, Ginsu Guard plus one.
And then I would always say Gardens here.
Because it's double tier, so I'm not a 4v5 tier.
Honor roll, lineup, the team needs two armor and MR.
Isn't that pretty good?
Electrocharge, find your center, team it up.
This lineup good, the thing is my cap is Shen though, right?
Focus fire, that has to be good.
Starting 1080, that has to be good.
Caitlyn, whatever the fuck this is, gonna ergo it off.
Should I just drop this? No, I'm on a amount of ESP no matter what.
GG.
I mean, if I did some of win 4-1, I'd get plus 3, I guess.
What the fuck happened to my board?
Wait, I just realized it didn't focus fire OP on this comp.
You're playing Master Yi fucking Kindred and you just have 10 starting AD and then you
also have a backline Kindred carry.
I mean, yes, probably man.
28.
20 to level and my entire board is 80.
Two free rules level seven. Master Yi?
Is that playing for Yi as well? I think so man. He's G-A, G-S, fucking last whisper.
This guy has a Master Yi as well, oh no he's eating it, nevermind.
Oh fuck this Kindred damage, holy shit.
I'm not injured, uh, uh, Caitlyn.
Uh, gain a two-sword, two-pause, gain a four, I mean, this is actually two, but I want better, so...
I mean I want the bow regardless a bell bet than each rocks
It's tender one even better than K2 probably I'm not trying to play stupid as Millio unit is. Yes. What is this?
Drone uplink cyanic
Do I have a colleague for a crit?
I mean, I can drop it, I mean it's not really worth it to drop it, honestly, 20% crit, and
then stage 4.
Alright, and my items are actually insane.
I have Bow, Gensu Guard, Hodge Nova.
Gord Bro, boom.
Wait, how does this guy have a Zoe 3?
On 3-5.
I bet he got this fucking...
Oh, no.
Yeah, wait, what?
Hold on.
Wait, what?
I can't...
Alright.
All right, uh, perfect interval, next turn, which is at sac 1.
I'm not even 4.
It looks like I'm 4, but I have 8 gold here, 5 gold here, 5 gold here, 2 gold here, 1 gold
here, I have like 30 gold on my bench, or 4.
Can I fight the anima please?
They fight him. Oh nice nice. Is this a bond? No
Actually, I have no one plus one, I probably am.
Hello?
Introt 2, that's pretty good.
That's real.
Reast.
48.
I mean I can go Crown Guard, Wormogs, and then I just don't go Anti-Heal.
I mean, Anti-Heal I swear is not even good at this comp, Hikey.
Well no, it's good, but can I just Noval-Olly for Anti-Heal for a bit?
If I go, I mean it's both, I mean it's Kraken for sure, yeah.
I mean these are my three irons on the dude.
And then if I go, if I go Sunfire...
Some fire redemption. Is that good?
I mean, it's not terrible, actually. Not a lot of damage.
I can just make someone else. And I just put off the more besides Rod.
Hodg and Noble plus one.
Maybe I'll just have to watch my video.
I'm putting...
It's not gonna die much.
And five rolls, like I have a little bit of gold, which will load as charge transfer, malicious
demonetization, big grab bag for more items, salvage bin, tons of stats, do I need more
items?
Not really.
I don't even know what it is.
It's my game bugged?
Is my game bugged?
This is my board?
This is my board!
Zero yee!
GG, GG, GG, Nogamalkai?
This is my board?
Are we serious?
I don't have a single Yi. I'm playing Nova fucking Graves. I'm playing Nova Graves?
Nova Graves.
I'm gonna have to sell for 20. What the fuck is this?
I need some HP.
Also, let me just get rid of this and play this.
I mean I'll roll to uh, I mean I should probably roll to them up.
I don't even-
Zero Tom Kentsch?
No way.
How?
Is this even possible?
I'm not playing heat because I have shed. It doesn't do any more.
I don't have Maokai too.
I found one Kindred.
Zero Maokai, one Tom Kentsch, and I'm zero gold.
I mean, I have to hold this. I mean, I'm not probably not in Brace too, like it. For what?
And I guess it's my house. No, I can't even do five costs
In a rod
Nice
I mean six wall that's pretty good. There's a gold actually
alright
I'm at the glove
Alright
I don't even have Malchi to I don't even have Malchi to
How is that even possible, by the way?
How can that even be possible?
Yo Gigi, this is a great game I just played.
Yo, this is a wonderful game I just played.
Gigi's.
I had three time breakers since 2-1, and this can be my board on 4-2.
This can be my board on 4-2.
is actually fucking wild I don't really get it oh nice TK to keep it to you too
I mean doesn't fucking matter the fact that I don't see a single fucking one of
the three it's just it was just actually has to be like this shit is just it's
just fucking it's just it actually must be
I don't have a single coffee watching Bo Glove.
Oh, great, Malkai too.
I'm back.
Chain
QSS and then I'm stuck with the Morello, no broad chain. Nope a bow. Nope a club cloak and a faster intro out on them
I had... I've had...
I had Timebreaker since 2-1, and I can load in the 5-1 with my only upgrade being a Malkai 2.
Holy shit.
This game is complete dog.
I...
TFT.
Kaisa 3.
MF3.
Nunu 217.
Blue button.
That's pretty good.
This is so fucking bad.
I found a Moukai.
I found a fucking Moukai.
That's it.
A fucking Moukai.
In fact, I hatched the Maokai from Tomcatch.
I don't know what I'm saying, but I'm sorry about that.
Malkai.
A fucking Malkai.
That's it. A Malkai.
I think I could have left the game.
on 4-2, or I could have left the game on 4-1 and probably still play 6. Well, not really, but it's just, I would rather take a 7th,
leaving the game on 4-1, like my internet goes out and I just take the 7th and play whatever the fuck that is.
Like how, like the games where you just play for 20 minutes and then you just lower all the fucking bot 2 out of 100 fucking variants roll down,
Why not Xayah? Nice man, I'm playing snipers with Nova plus one and then my front line is on Baokai one
Upgrade Xayah two on roll down
Xayah Jin backline. Oh great Baokai like bro. It's how what how is that going to change anything? I just didn't hit
guy I fought on 4 already had Nunu too. Nice man, my bad I could put Nunu 1 on my board, great.
Or I could just not spend that 20 gold and just roll my gold down for fucking Kindredi. Like what?
Like how are you looking at a game where you just hit nothing on your roll down and instead
of just being like yeah this game is terrible you're just like yeah could have played this
instead.
Bro there's a reason you're fucking up rolled man.
It is what it is man.
If you roll down and you have items for this, it is what it is.
You just missed your units.
The game is not flexible.
What the fuck is this game?
Also, what are these fucking encounters?
How are you allowed to just give everyone 8 free rewolds on 2-1?
How are you allowed to give everyone Pandora's Bench?
How are you allowed to give everyone 2 Shitter Doops?
It's just like if you get 2 Shitter Doops and you drop an Ergot and you just call
like what are you supposed to do?
Like what is the lobby supposed to do?
Like who even came up with it?
Like the encounters, I'm actually down for the encounters,
but like it just bring the encounters back from the previous sets.
Like they're not even that, I mean I would rather play fucking,
it's not Garen anymore, like what is it?
The fucking three, the three emblems? Is it Rast?
I'd rather play the three emblems
than fucking the eight re-rolls or the two shitter dupes.
You start the game and you already know exactly how to play.
to play like it's just ah who is coming up with this shit yes the augments on
stage 3 is also trash you can't even commit to a cop because that's it you
make your items and then you don't hit the fucking
But what's wrong with reprinting the Jinx one, where you get a guaranteed augment on
2-1 and then they just accelerate the other augments?
Instead of 3-2 and instead of 4-2, you just get an augment earlier than 3-2 and you get
an augment earlier than 4-2.
Why the fuck is it just guaranteed to be on 3-1?
I don't get it.
You can't even choose your comp!
And if you choose your comp, nice man!
Come on, how's that?
They can't balance, yes they can't balance that one either
because the thing is,
sometimes you just get fucking garbage on late stage two.
But, it's, I don't even, like, honestly,
it might, maybe it is better on three ones.
I don't know, all I know is you can't even
choose your fucking comp.
Like, it's just, it, this shit is just,
it actually is rage-making.
There's just so many fucking changes in this patch
where I genuinely don't even think
Riot plays their game.
It's just how, man.
Like, if you just get feedback from any fucking player, they will just tell you why it's back.
I'm just, let's say I play, never mind.
I can't even see my bench, my water bottle is in the way, I just moved it.
Now I can slouch and actually see the bench.
PogChamp.
Love, Nacis, Muffy.
I mean, I kinda wanna see what I'll do before I decide to choose a line.
I mean, it's crazy how that works.
You usually often have to choose your line.
It's crazy. That's crazy.
You can play around the augment that you get, wow.
If this were the other one, I would just be forced to sell aside and just make 10.
And not even bother playing the game.
GG.
What is the Stargazer, I mean that's not what I'm checking, so I just wanted to check
the Stargazer real quick.
Is it 500 or by 10 loss?
Is 10 loss of 5?
Whatever.
No?
So how do you get 500 then?
I can't.
It's 12 loss?
So why the fuck did I quit this one then?
GG.
I can't.
Oh, 10 loss plus 5 win.
Oh, plus 1 win.
Wait, let me just do the math.
Alright, 25 plus 30 plus 35 plus 40 plus 45.
okay then it's plus 50 plus 55 plus 60 plus 65 plus 70 okay it's 475 so you
have to kill a total of 13 units yeah I don't know if you can open and kill 13
units is that even possible you can open and kill 13 I'm this guy's altar
So he's not open
I mean I I mean the problem I
Mean the moment I try to kill units
There's gonna be like art bet and then and then there's gonna front line there shit on screw
Yeah, fuck it. I'm killing one right here. Watch this
He just opened
He just opened and now I'm screwed
But I mean it's actually fine because it's too too and then I just go for a 400 anyway
It's okay. You can't get the 500, but it doesn't matter you get the 400 it is what it is
Wait, this is this is a 400 still right if I boost for the next whatever I mean it better be because if it's not a fault
Let me see 25
plus 45, plus 50, plus 55, plus 60.
It's 371.
GG, GG.
Okay, honestly, then it's fine,
because I can just win this round and then lose too.
And it's probably fine.
I mean, I'm not sure if I'm fine.
I'm gonna clean this galaxy for me and say out.
Hmm.
Also, maybe I can play like animal re-roll
and then I can just like slowly cash out the 500.
I assume I'm not dead, but I probably still need to lose streak.
Well, I would have to like win the round on...
I don't know if I'm going to allow you to use Aurora to test.
Oh you're right.
And?
Great.
Two tiny duplicators for fucking one cost re-roll.
Fallenchant, man. Nice!
Woohoo! When I play one Gossamer Roll, I don't get that shit.
This isn't going to have the fastest Vigor 4 of all time. I can't...
The game is not good.
In fact, it's terrible. In fact, I could have just calculated the loss, and probably...
I mean, it probably would not be winning the game for free. I didn't tell you that.
But yeah, I got a belt. I got another item. That's pretty good.
I don't even know what can even make the 300.
That's not even 50, but I cannot open.
Oh, I have to make it to 400 is the problem.
Does that mean I have to stack 4-1?
Oh yeah, it's bigger than 30, or is it smaller than 3?
Don't I have to stack 4-1 as well?
Yes?
This augment is fucking trash.
How is 10 loss?
Not even...
Oh!
10 losses, not even 500!
Haha, my GG!
GG!
Why did I pick it?
I thought 10 losses, surely 10 losses is 500, man, but it's not.
I don't get it.
And then the thing is, the cash out of Buddy, Crossbow, and also you don't get
a Reforger.
Okay, whatever.
Honestly, I'm down for this argument to be trash.
I'm probably gonna eat this game, but maybe I can food for first.
Who knows?
But yeah, it's probably me, I can't.
Uh, there's Thresh, I got one.
okay so it's 40 plus 45 plus 50 plus 55 plus 60 plus 123 if I lose the next five
rounds I'm only at 373
No, they changed it.
The 300 doesn't even give the animal weapons anymore.
Honestly though, players bitch when it's broken and they bitch when it's not good enough.
So honestly, sorry for vichin.
And you don't get over a forge anymore, so I have to just keep the weapon that I'm given.
And then I'm about to just load up and fight.
I mean if I if I if I get opened on the games over and I think this guy can
actually open for one turn but I'm pretty sure I can start playing the
board next turn but uh yeah it's not a free reroll anymore they change it you
need three that's not holding edge roll I sold the billio and look like the
I think it's not even rage rate, it's just like...
Oh my god...
The weapons are not good and you need 400 for it.
It's basically open.
Oh, Twin Guardians is insane for the mech.
Is there a Milio?
Hmm, second win, Legion 3's Shepard?
I mean, if he wants to open it, it's what it is, man.
I think I have to sap one more, though.
So I think I'm just going to be dead.
It's not actually open.
Errgot? ABCD?
Also I'm pretty sure you can play Pyke E if you have the item for it.
Or an item for it.
What is my psionic?
Drone uplinked. Honestly, I might actually hold that side.
I suppose it's actually good.
Maybe not the Yi, but I guess it just depends on the cash out, because sometimes you just get like an AD cash out.
I mean I could just take this. It might actually make you the 400. I mean I
If I suck three more and then I have to suck one more.
Ah, whatever.
It's what it is.
Stand.
If I stack 4-1, am I still 2 lives?
No.
I only gained 5 gold, man, or 5.
It's not really fucking payable.
Oh my god.
I think you actually have to be playing against players that are AFK.
Because if you full open, you don't have enough HP, if you don't full open...
If this doesn't roll...
I'm at quickly or not real but I'm pretty sure there's an or not real or in the lobby already
Actually, there isn't.
Why don't we just reload the robot then?
I'm down.
It's probably better than playing the stupid ass mix.
Oh
I mean for sure is that in place to get us back to our lock
I
Then I also have to lose for one
Gg I cannot
QSS, IE, GS.
And then I lose 4-1 and just- wait, do I have to lose 4-1?
I do, right?
60?
Yes?
Bro, this is- this shit is pathetic.
This is fucking pathetic.
What the fuck?
What the- I don't even have a Reforger, man.
I don't know what my research takes me.
Fiora.
Is that good?
Wait, Loki?
I just played this board.
But I can't make.
But I also need to play a Cauli.
I mean, I have to lose this next round around the screw.
I mean, I guess if I win, it doesn't matter, right? I'm still guaranteed.
Alright, well, I have to lose this round around the screw. I mean, 6 Urgot, that's pretty good.
I'd say, Galio too, that's really good.
Alright, you got one, man.
Uh, I could go D.V.
I'm sure that'll miss BF and the other one on the next one, right?
I mean, in case I miss...
Okay, nice.
See?
I mean, even if I win this round, it doesn't matter, right, like it actually doesn't matter.
Because the thing is, I'll guarantee you cash out, I still have anim on my board.
But if I, uh, I think I prefer to lose than to just mech him and spot my board from the
GG.
Wait, Loki?
Oh, okay.
I mean, it doesn't matter.
I'm guaranteed.
And I can actually cash out.
I can actually cash out here.
And then if I can cash out, and I heal to 21, see?
I mean, these are fucking ass.
I mean, I'm going to retribution, new recruit.
These are legit ass.
I mean, I can play to save a light, maybe.
Shit.
Aurora.
How did I not see a single what's it called synth?
I mean, I can mech.
Do I even want to mech it?
I mean, it's probably stronger than what you call it.
All right.
I did not see a single fucking ergot since.
I mean, I probably don't even mean- I mean, I don't care about motherfuckers, I'm
Oh, I could have won this round, man.
It was so close, and I'm still too honest, right?
Oh yeah.
Oh, nice.
Battle Bunny fucking crossbow.
does this even do anything?
move GS it's better
I mean, I mean, it has to be better because I have a GS over here.
Alright, and then Fjord can farm me lives.
Like, I farm one more life and then GD.
Alright, I'm just gonna go for it.
GD.
I can't.
It's six mech with a free fucking easel on my board.
I can also just play a gin on my board.
All right, I'm down to greed one more.
One more Fiora heal.
I mean, there's no way I lose.
There's actually no way I lose.
One more Fiora heal and then I can move items to this
that is level for brass and I just put this exact same board except yeah I mean
also what the fuck does Acil do? I mean Acil is probably still stronger than
fucking Aurora 1, but I don't really want to roll on 7 anymore.
You lose the mirror to who? I have Urgot 3, this shit is so fucking OP. Who can I
lose to? I game.
I'm down to just greet one more I mean who the fuck can I lose to man and then I can
be he won out yes man I won out I mean the game's over for sure but I mean I will not
be taking this off whenever again this shit is fucking trash this that's it's good I
mean if this that's it's good it's fucking broken because being is a 400 charge cash
out nowadays is not happening. What the? Where did this guy come from?
I mean, isn't this all an OP, the twin guardians?
Yeah.
I
Healed at 15 that's pretty good
All who cross me will be made my targets.
Bro, this is good enough, man.
Do I want to roll for Aurora 3?
And then level? Probably.
I'm pretty off.
But no matter what, I'm probably leveling this turn.
Rast 2.
Fuck the Fuura.
I can also go Maokai 3 as well
2 off
I'm gonna need a Vora 3 eventually though
DT plus
1 or DD
Am I just looking for no
Eh, yeah fuck it
Call the 40
A Maokai, fuck you
48th level, level Morgana and I'm done, and I have a fucking Sturrack.
I can even try out someone else and Sturrack this.
Oh yeah, actually, isn't it just Val, uh, isn't it just Val the, uh, Aurora?
I'm aura. How many rooms do I have 5?
And also level for more ass
All right
All right, I can't
Well played this game K3 parentheses joke
I mean believe me I will not be clicking this on whenever again
This shit is just fucking trash man.
Uhhhhhh, Shen, is that good?
A brotherly in soul, is that good?
No.
Oh god, also I'm tired man.
Do you believe I don't like, yeah probably, I mean, or not it's the J.O.P.
Graves too.
I can't.
They are four by one shot, I'm out of two lives that's pretty good, even three.
All right, all right, all right
is it good?
how much damage did Aurora do? 5.8? is that good?
It's not even big R4, oh this is the big R4, is this what Ashlee's trying to spoke?
Like is this one shot my dude?
Shogun Shogun JG.
We're starting to lose that son of a baby.
What?
I think my, my Ergot is dead.
It is dead.
What?
I mean, I'm still alive.
What the fuck?
I mean, I could just put a default min instead of trying to wrap.
That sounds better, because I, I can't even,
on this side. But I guess I could do this. That doesn't even wrap though. But then what
Does this target this no
But then like if it if it if one side's too weak gg
GG
50-60 level.
Alright, I'm fighting Big R4, right? No.
I mean, in this fight?
I'm not just trying to be phoned in, fuck it.
I'm pretty sure, like, or in this fight,
I'm pretty sure if I hug this out on me.
Cause it actually has a DPS, the one shot might rely on it.
Okay, this one's way better, what the fuck is this?
They said it's still good.
Am I fucked with the Vhagar 4?
Yes!
Stay fucked!
I mean the Vhagar 3, I just put a default maybe, yeah?
And I'll just put some trash over here so it doesn't wrap for fun.
And then I just go... G.
G.
GG.
Oh, but with the battle body cross, what was that?
Disaster.
The angle that the- the- the- the shit was-
The golden is not- it is not the best.
Okay, I mean, this is like dead.
dead. Oh God. Oh God. Am I fucked? What does 3-boyard do? An extra 6% amp? I mean 20% shield
on this unit or 5% and 5% hold word on it.
Alright.
I think my
Bro, it's vagar for not broken what the fight is by my board is dead in a millisecond
Anything 4 is broken, no.
I sat the entire game with hatching this chogat 4, the moment I hatched chogat 4 I died the
next turn.
That shit was not broken.
In fact it was terrible.
it was terrible. Oh wait they changed it? Oh they changed? Okay honestly I should
probably read the patch notes huh? I was actually flaming Dota players for not
reading the patch notes because they were locking in the fucking Leshrac at
at 43% win rate, locking in the gyro popter, locking in the fucking, this team Yandex bro,
they win a tournament with fucking Jekiro and like some other garbage, and then they just,
they just load it to the next tournament, a new patch hits, and they lock in the fucking 42%
win rate fucking idiot champs and expect to win the tournament, and they just lose every
single match as, as, as like, four to one overs. I mean, I printed the fuck out of,
like out of that tournament but but like I mean I don't mean for no pro read
these patch notes no joke okay honestly I wouldn't be the patch notes but I'm
too easy I can't
I'll read it by the Q's uh the Q's not pop the surfing
This head would learn moto, motocross, just, what's that, nope.
Jacks.
What's it be?
Right side too.
What's the beat right side to fire jacks am I am I playing Lulu?
I mean I just don't I don't know that you haven't I just I try to play Lulu I'm pretty
What is your Lulu's actually good?
Rod though, I mean he's not the one with marbles, he's also not the one with Nashor GG.
Worth the weight, Warlord on a Crimean River.
He's a tier of God, it's after your team spends, your team gains 1 minute after 3 seconds of time, increased to 3.
That's actually pretty good. Wait, what is it? It's Thresh and Baris.
Am I Lulu?
Oh, I'm Lulu. It's actually good. Maybe this is a better... and I get to roll once again.
Okay, I mean, I kind of like patient study more. But honestly, you can also just patient study into this.
If I natural, like... I mean, the board that I played last time, it was actually good.
I played uh, I got what I want for free man. I played
I mean I played this board it's actually good I
Mean people are sitting there talking shit, and then I didn't move a single round the entire fucking game
And I just went out from one each week
Or actually I was too live so it wasn't even a fluke.
I think I won with like 20 or 3.
You are trolling.
I mean not really.
I think if I natural like if the Varus rolls, if the Varus rolls 3 cost shops or like the
Varus rolls the shirinikos I'll just play Varus or I'll just play.
Dark Star plus one, I can't.
What?
What am I drinking?
A Celsius, a sparkling Fuji Apple hair.
Gee, I'm not even sure what it is.
I'm just a little bit of a fan.
What?
What am I drinking?
A Celsius, a sparkling Fuji Apple hair.
GG. GG. GG.
Alright.
All right, probably the last open rate.
All right, uh, if I can get three costs here, it's over.
The three cost shop, I don't even think you can get a shirt on stage two, right?
I just realized it can rule fucking Pandora's seat.
I mean, it can only roll on stage three.
They actually B patched it.
You can only get on stage three, at least, but...
Okay.
I mean, I mean, okay.
Which burns brighter.
Okay.
Can I get...
Surely I have one, two, three, four, five, five, three costs, five.
You can't miss.
Because if I don't get this,
I don't know what board I'm going to play.
Okay, Alawi.
Oh, MF, okay.
I'm gonna see if it's shining or not.
Is that shining?
Is that one shining?
No.
Oh, Genie, Genie!
GG. Uh, I mean I can actually go Morello, but I can also just go Rabadons and play off
of the belt frontline. I mean I pretty sure Rabadons is actually just an OP item. Nooo.
K. I mean it's not even good man. Patient studying the 3-cost 3-roll, that's not good.
Okay, you don't patient study into uh, there's that one set with like the fucking multi-strikers, you could, you could legit, hey, hey!
I think it's...
Alright, you could uh...
You can get you can take patient study and then re-roll the fucking two constant three costs cuz that cop was so fucking broken all you needed was the econ
but uh, yeah
No worry, okay, well then then sell them then fuck you mean no worry
It was like the comp was so over tuned you were allowed to take patient study into into
Akali T.F.
What kind of word did you miss?
Akali... Akali T.F.
Cassadin?
Holy shit!
Yeah, one angle
12th level belt chain rod rod
Here rabbit on belt belt chain belt here here here. I can go like Morello play around
Belt chain belt
Do I care about Merlo? Does this already anti-heal or no? No.
Do I win this fight?
Why does it look like I'm not winning this fight anyway? In fact, I didn't kill a single unit.
Yeah, I'm playing Lulu. I mean, I'm playing Lulu, Lulu, Lulu, MF. But I need, uh, I need some MF items as well, because my MF was actually dropping a nuke.
Soul Awakening Champ, Duke, win out. Am I making it to 9? Gain 6, whenever you...
Oh wait, oh wait, this is an AP unit.
Her AP unit.
Aw man, JJ.
Oh oh oh.
Radiant TJ don't think so.
What are some like radiant shogun is good radiant void staff radiant
The board is ass. Okay. Well, I'm losing a patient study. I won the game man
Let me just make sure I'm not going to test him on Lulu, I mean that guy is high 6-2,
he's like the animal on the street, this guy is, I'm not sure, this guy is Stargazer,
fucking loser.
He has for the karma, tree, tree, sniper.
I might die, something just landed in my eye or something.
What the fuck happened?
I'm built for what?
Do I want to keep built?
For what?
A DB. How about we start showing this sweet man some kindness? Perhaps.
I mean it's good for MF, but I don't have a singular MF. Like if I already have rabbit
on this. Shouldn't I just go for an AP or mana item while I lose? Like I already have
a Bravanon's made, but also that Lulu is way better than a Pyke. I mean, I'm always good
though. Alright, how about, oh wait, wait, if, if, can I slam the DB after I see my
three costs it might be I think so because like I didn't know there's not
just like a three cost and then now I'm up there and I can just
probably just gonna stop this here I think it's pretty good though
The stats on the ship.
Anu Nu.
He's only two.
I think I will level next turn.
blue buff good on on what's it called
on on on MF
how much how much does it get I'm not kind of what I don't know if this is my
radiant item
I'm down I'm down it cares would be a blue buff I'd rather just itemize myself
radiant first if anything I think I should just so we just remove the fucking
Who I'm missing, Arrest?
Alright, I mean honestly, isn't arriving off too good of an item?
And then I just go for Lost Whisperer plus Run item?
I mean I'm gonna eat it eventually. I mean it's probably the best AP I've even got.
Alright GG's, this game's over.
I can't.
Yeah for you not really I mean look at my spot I have actually have like no
allowance
yo what the fuck is hello oh why is he holding some boo-loos
I mean, I could go Ornn 3.
I mean, I know it's the first one I see.
If I see more Orns, I'll go Ornn.
If I see more Lulu, or if I see more Alawi, I'll go Alawi.
It doesn't really matter.
The last waspah.
I'd rather go more hardline first.
I want to get...
Samura Maokai, Genie.
A Lulu, a Diana,
a tier, a belt,
a tier, a tier, a tier, a tier.
A Jax,
and a Laowian MF.
Diana too, GD. Alright, also I should probably itemize this while I wait, because it's a 3-annoyance.
Alright, so we're doing this pretty ass, nothing more.
Alright, 5 Alloy, rolling 2, 2-star 3 cost, and then I just level for Akali for precision.
And it's over. If I make it, why am I yelling?
Alright, all I know is if I make it to Akali, isn't the game actually over?
I mean I get precision on elastos for radiant bd and I'm pretty sure that members watch
out the entire board.
You fucking piece of shit man and not one like man.
Great.
I mean, I'm kinda close to Ornn.
The moment this rolls into a lousy or Ornn, I'ma just fucking send it.
I have one more remover.
I mean, I'm kind of I don't want to lose everything to
38
Akali
Oh wait, I don't even have Nova.
Alright, let's fuck out of here then.
Oh yeah, honestly, doesn't that mean you just don't play Ornn and you just go Aatrox
Akali as the- and then you don't play Brass?
Like, isn't that actually the way better, Ornn?
That board is way better.
I lost to someone with 0 or 2 stars.
You just don't play Ornn, you don't play Ravski, you play Ahrefs or Karm.
I mean that actually sounds good as fuck.
Great man.
I'm approaching 1 life man.
Hello!
And it's not like I can roll, I don't have a...
Ah shit!
shit
I mean wait that sounds way better and then I just put a call you for precision
bro fuck the Malkai man a call you for precision
I mean it looks as if I'm playing a three cost re-roll without a single three star man.
What do you expect?
I'm playing three cost re-roll and I don't have a single three star.
What do you think is gonna happen?
I mean yeah.
roll
gg
i mean i can't take the fucking threshold or i mean
all right
I could have sold this one, aw shit.
Wait, why don't I just roll over?
Oh, you know, I don't even have... I could have played brass on my board, man.
I'm in here.
I sold my brass, too.
Why?
Or I could have at least used the gold, bruh.
I'm not playing any drugs.
Oh actually, yeah, I can I didn't buy it. I mean I actually can't
But I find a lot of
It didn't
A lulu is that good
Or is that good no
Atrox, I mean I don't believe Holly as well man
You motherfuckers.
I guess I'm just playing with one life.
I'm not on a match. I guess I'm just playing with one life, man.
I mean, I'm two off, three, three...
Hello?
Also, there's probably people going for three star four-paws,
and the thing is I can't even play defense on that shit, man.
Oh, god.
I mean there's a day for like whatever okay MF two of them MF you roll the fun controls
I have one off of Lulu, Blitzcrank, Lulu 3.
Bramble or set vest?
If I have Val, Bramble, AP, AD, like both, I'm gonna AP, AP, AD, AD, uh, okay.
I can roll this for uh...
Honestly, isn't it...
What does it call me?
It's a one star of Rast.
I get precision.
But I have voidsap. I think in this game, I have voidsap and what's it called.
So it's actually worse.
If I'm only getting precision, it should not work.
He's right.
I'm out of reporters. I can't...
I don't know. Lulu is actually broken. I just don't have a third item for her.
I can't.
Alright, well, I hit MF3 GG, the game's over, MF3 GG, MF3 GG!
Okay, I'm still alive. That's pretty good MF 3 gg
Lulu Lulu 3 3 I'm GG
MF no
Pro I mean I might as well go to zero this is like okay
Okay? Okay? I mean that's pretty good.
Instead of I still hold this and then maybe I roll first to be a colleague so I can still
get precision.
That's not even that bad.
Alright? A belt? I mean I will be keeping this one.
That's pretty good.
If I can survive until three of them lose, the game is beyond over, yes?
I can't.
I'm actually almost level 9 or level 8 and then as soon as I get this last item I just
without for sure.
Oh wait, oh I'm down, 4 Replicator, I mean that sounds fucking broken.
Wait that sounds Giga broken.
Oh wait, is that broken?
What does 4 Replicator even do?
22% strength?
Is that actually better?
because I feel like the attack speed is like super valuable, don't get it, is there a mana item?
No.
GG.
I can't.
12th to level.
What even are the replicators?
Replicator.
Pantheon, Liss.
I mean I would play Nami 2 plus, well it's not 45% because it's a flat amount.
Also the flat armor on a mardash is pretty good.
I'm down. Like, no Rats, too. I mean, let me roll some of them.
And I'd rather see Rats, too.
If I hit Nami, too, I'm in...
I guess I don't have an item for it.
I...
got 50.
What?
The stars are dying.
I can push enrass, it's actually good.
And then I can put like Shen over Bastion.
Where's that actually insane?
Alright, I mean this is Space Grove.
And then I can move like the last of us for a year and go for a third of him, or I can get a mana item for Lulu.
I mean I'm cutting down for a mana item. Okay.
My Lulu has a total of one mana regen.
Ging G.
One mana regen Lulu.
Is this AD?
I think I'm dead.
In fact, I know I'm dead.
Oh, god.
I went 8.
No, my board is actually, I mean, bro, this guy's board is insane, man.
He's playing fucking, what's it called, level 9 Darkstar plus 1,
3 item here, 3 item here, and has a Jhin as well, and his board is actually good.
I don't get it.
No, no, no, I don't get it.
I mean I played it earlier and it was like an uncontested first.
Well, I don't know what the difference. I mean the difference was my items that were way better.
Wait, wait, wait, where even is it?
Well, I mean they weren't even better. I mean I had Nasher, Jay-Z, Void, Gargoyle, Dequal, Sunfire, Shoujin, Gumbly, Genshin.
But I think you just play atrox.
Like okay the problem with the cup is that you need econ and you need items.
And then the thing is
I guess you don't need last whisper.
So I guess that you don't really have to play atrox because you don't actually need
You actually don't need to ask us for it.
Because MF, a lot of our damage is just hitting the back line.
But it's probably still good.
But I mean, I know for sure you want moid stuff.
Because you have Serpent?
I don't fucking know, man.
I don't get it.
I'm tired.
when is the when are the basketball games tomorrow
All right, I'm going to strip into the basketball games, all right, another 15 hours, it's light.
Thank you.
I can't play up hockey clears playoff fastball and it isn't close yeah, not really man
Bro fuck hockey man. That's what is so boring
Well, I feel like the playoff fastball is actually good
Hockey is the best. What do you mean? Is hockey a sport in Europe? Like is it like a popular sport in Europe?
I thought it was like a Canadian sport.
I guarantee you if I ask about basketball and fucking stupid ass hockey 12 hours from now
everyone's gonna say basketball bro it's just the EU fucking teeth are talking man
Is basketball big in Europe or not?
No.
Nah.
Like, okay, from an objective standpoint,
isn't basketball just a better sport than hockey?
I'm not even trying to like...
Like, I mean, objectively, it just is.
Like, I feel like if you're a kid and you want to pick up a sport,
you legit cannot pick up...
intuitive like you can't you just can't pick up hockey and be like I'm going to play some hockey
but I feel like any kid can just fucking pick up a fucking ball and play some basketball
you put the ball in the basket
like I understand like football is like a trash like or like American football is like I
understand the take that it's like it's a bad sport but I feel like basketball is just like
a like a clean like a nice clean sport to play
Like, anyone can fucking, it's super accessible, it's super obvious what the rules are, like,
and I feel like most of the time when a sport is easily accessible, it's just a better
sport.
That's all it is.
Like you could be like the biggest like archery fan, like that shit is not fucking accessible
for shit man.
It's a garbage ass sport, it's objectively just a garbage sport.
That's why Track and Field is the best sport, no.
That sport, even though it's easily accessible, the sport is just boring as fuck man.
You just, like the thing is, like another thing with sports is like I feel like
team sports are way more interesting than fucking, than individual sports.
I think tennis is like an example. I get so fucking bored watching tennis, man. I'm just sitting there just fucking bitch
Don't care
Like like a team team sports
Team sports that are easily accessible and the rules are obvious are just are like the best sports like that
That is like that's like the three fucking categories
for an S tier sport easily accessible
Rules are obvious and preferably like a team sport.
That's why rules are not obvious.
Well obviously like the stupid ass violations like take foul, like fucking three second,
all that garbage, like eight second back.
All of those rules are fucking stupid, but they're not stupid, but they're like not
obvious but at the end of the day you put the ball in the fucking basket to score
points like yeah isn't that obvious it's fault I don't get it how are you
always right I mean yes the takes are my takes are good man
hockey you put the puck in the net I mean yes but the thing is it's like not
It's not accessible. I feel like you literally have to grow a bridge to fucking even think about playing hockey like a professional hockey
But I feel like anyone can just pick up a ball and if you're good enough you you can easily like
Like you can know not easily like you probably still have to like put in the work, but like
You can you can still play basketball like I feel like
You have to be six foot five to be professional basketball, that's not even true
Bro, I could go pro and basketball if I wanted to even I can clear fucking stupid ass Evan Mobley that guy is ass
The hot hot hot hot what I mean, it's not raise me I
Mean it's not raise me I
I mean Evan Mobley, if you ever see this clip bro, I will fucking dumpster your entire
family in a one-on-one basketball, no cap.
Not really.
I mean I will not be showing up to that 1v1, I can tell you that.
I think you would lose to the Setsuko 1v1 in basketball for no man.
If I were to 1v1 Setsuko in basketball, it's the equivalent of like, I'm not saying I'm
LeBron James, but it's like LeBron James putting the ball in the basket against Reed Shepard.
He can't guard me, man!
I would bog your midget-fraud-ass!
You take sets of those weight, you multiply it by two.
How can he guard me?
The hunters.
Uh, okay, I probably should have held something there.
A Cho'Gath Ezreal?
Do they buff Huntress?
What am I even playing this game?
Ah, whatever, let's just make that on board, fuck it.
I've got this base time on lock.
I mean I really don't like their mind but I'm not really mind.
Uh, what am I playing?
Am I just playing, uh, like Vanguard or Blanc?
Oh
Rodbell
Another hard-handed a k-game where you jerk off or two stages and click D for top five
I mean, I feel like that's just not true
Nova plus one savings account with three fucking timebreaker piece of shit Vanguard plus one
One, Leona 2, Belveth 2, Cargoil, Static Ship Timo, is that broken?
I mean, probably it is then.
Jdj.
Alright.
This game's over.
I'm not really sure why I decided to make 10 on that turn, and now my game is kind
hard because I don't even think LeBlanc is good and then also I don't even think
ClearMind is good and then also I'm pretty sure if I put LeBlanc into the
stupid ass fucking Timo static shiv my entire board just dies instantly.
GG.
This guy is saving the count with three time breaker.
Alright. I just don't understand how this spot is not an ape.
I
Son of a two-zerf you cost I hope not man
I
Mean I have Aurora
I have felt that but what if I actually beat him
cosmic restart or three two uh spreading roots and i just played my game from there i think
if i don't get one of those augments i think i am fucked golden gala
I'm pretty good with the six that's pretty good I'm not even that poor
I mean surely this wins. He upgraded to the ATRs too. I mean surely it wins man.
He has ATRs too and I don't. Right? If I win this round GG.
I think I'm I think I'm about to win. I won for sure. This actually wins against
Aatrox too? I saw him up in the Aatrox and I was like, alright, bad.
Oh my G.G.
G.G.
Can I at least get two Envils?
Okay, it's fine.
Okay, if I can get two Envils here, I'm out.
It's fine.
I can probably actually scan 31. Is this guy strong?
Probably not.
I mean, I probably can actually scan through one because I'm level 6 and I'm getting two
handbills, but I don't really know what I'm playing so I can't even slam anything.
Like Hunter's Ziya?
That's playable?
Hunter's Ziya?
I mean, they get buffed.
You cannot clear my non-neutrals.
Braemus.
Is that good?
I mean, I'm just I'm gonna play my board depending on what I think I'm going to be
even know what the orbiter is. I mean I I mean I'm just I'm gonna play my board
depending on what I hit on. Oh great, you still have the fucking... fuck you. I'm
the yee brawlers like open into yee brawlers I'm pretty sure that averages
a fucking 9. You might as well just fucking stop playing me. And let's
I'm sorry to back the losing G.G.
Oh my...
Alright.
Cosmic restart?
Or spreading roots?
Or I am screwed?
I like, I need, I need like...
Something.
Magic roll slam and I go straight to nine.
Is that even enough gold?
Too tanky and do no. All right, I'll be going straight to nine then
Eight no
I'm not trying to play Vex, this Vex unit is trash.
But I don't really want to play, I mean, okay, if this is an 8th...
Okay, if this is an 8, I will never play Vex again, yes?
I mean, I'm actually pretty rich.
I have Sled and Clear Mind and I can play like Rammus and E.P. Bardo with Mordekaiser, Jin.
I can play like the Mordekaiser, but then I have to hook this.
I mean, Gragas too, Rek'Sai, Akali, what does Malkai do?
3 primordian
Man I could play the rest, but I could have won.
Alright, am I rich?
What the fuck is this board?
Holy shit. I mean this guy's the guy that re-combobbed.
What the fuck am I even fighting here?
It's never the Rammus board on my mama. I mean I'm in.
I did pop up with Rammus as my tank one time though.
And the unit actually seemed kind of tanky.
And it felt kind of good.
Alright, well I will be playing the Atronus at Golly.
And hopefully I hit Nudus with Blitzcrank.
And I needed 8 rocks.
5 free rerolls, a BF sword, ginsu GS, 5 free rerolls, and I'm not ginsu, I can also carry
I can also carry a Graves and I'm pretty sure you can also carry Jim Loki.
Primordian?
What is this?
No synergy?
I am I am broke
Like if I play Jin then I might as well just play then I might as well just play Jax plus
Okay, isn't Jin actually good like why don't I just play Jax
And just play like if I hit Jin to I just play Jin dude
But then I have to hold Jax, and I don't know if I'm holding Jax, but I also need an A-Tron.
Holy shit, I won this round? GG.
GG, GG. How the fuck am I winning rounds with this garbage? GG.
I
Was I'm a bad anymore
I'm done, just play as strong as my board, it's actually respectable if I just need this.
A call.
I mean, yeah, I mean, I'll find one eventually, it's fine.
I mean, just look man, 5 free rolls and I'm making 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 per turn.
I'm getting 7 gold a turn.
Just wait, just wait.
I'm down to just stack a little bit more
I mean, okay, it doesn't work on neutrals, but I mean I get seven bullet turn
So I just stack two and I just nine them probably on four three
But then I need the roll for a trucks as well, but honestly, I can just keep rasta my board
And yeah, I'm in level eight making 50 60
Jax, Zoe, Raths, Jax, a bow glove cloak, bow glove, cloak, bow glove, another Kindred and Yeeve.
Another Kindred. Okay, can I just play this board at 9? I don't get it.
Because my items are actually like for that, like I could go Bulk, Cloak, Lulk, Cloak, alright
I think I'm going fast time to play Master Yi, what's it called, I mean it's not even
bad. And I just play Bell Vets plus...
Eight! I mean my items are actually good if I do that.
Eight!
And if I hit Graves I'll play Graves. But if I don't hit Graves then...
Then
Also, I need an age rocks. Oh shit. Maybe I'm supposed to make glasses for them. The glasses are equal. Oh, that sounds better
Oh shit. I could have what last was her equal and
Then and then my items are I mean maces will on
What's my board looking like right now?
Have a fucking Brexite on my board man
Little buddies have the stats. I mean, that's really good
52 to level
5 free rolls, I'm not gonna send them.
5 free rolls here, grapes, peedee.
And I just tap around grapes.
Yee, Tom Kench.
Do I tap around that?
Well, probably not.
Eh?
Blitzcrank 2, is that good?
I mean, I have one more roll.
Should I even hold this?
Do I have a Blitzcrank item?
Because I can just pivot off my entire fucking board, except I'm probably actually playing
Gragas always.
Okay, no, no, no, I mean, it's actually not.
I mean, I should have just hold this early here.
It's definitely the one with the strong 44, but I mean, I got a Grease, so that's
pretty good.
I'm not even convinced of this good man.
One free roll.
I'm actually pretty close to swiping though.
Chance to attack twice.
I mean, if I hit Shen too, that's pretty good.
A Vex.
Is that good?
Nope.
A Jhin.
A Morgana.
A Gragas.
I have two fuckin' what's it called in.
A no synergy idiot.
And I don't have a single front- no, no, no, GG, GG.
I need Graves to run me.
GG, no, no, no, I am trolling, I'm trolling.
This is this is just a playbacks. This is just a playbacks like I just sat for two and then I just have an extra like fucking 10 gold and
then and then I
Littlebodies in this babycub is actually good
no cat
But I don't have D2 or kingdom 2
But I could have just sat one more and then just went not and then went nine and played
But now I'm like basically just praying I get grazed you or I'm screwed
If I don't hit Graves 2 here, what the fuck is the plan?
It's that I have zero Graves.
I don't get it.
So why the fuck?
Why don't I just play Vex, I don't get it.
I didn't hit Graves again.
I mean if I have Kindred 2, Yi 2, it's my boarder respectable.
I don't have Atroc, so I have to make Last Whisper as well, but I need Q.
I could have, if I had last whisperer plus declaw, isn't my board actually good?
Yes?
I can't.
G2 miss.
G2, Morgana.
I mean, my board's actually good.
I don't have an introx either I'm fighting Darsaur with a jib
I can't even have last whisper.
I don't even have last whisper.
I don't even know why the fuck.
Like if I made last whisper de-claw, cause I don't have, like my spot's actually good
man.
Or if I just 4-3, like I'm pretty sure I actually could have won this game.
I could have, man. I just sat one more and I just played Vex and now this fucking dog shit.
Graves paired. Graves two, Yi two.
Graves two. Fuckful Marauder.
This is Challenger.
Kinger two.
Kinsu Kraken plus G.S.
My frontline is legit ass.
Kinsu Kraken.
G.S. and then I eventually drop out of Kindred plus one for Atrox plus one.
Allowed?
Brofux landed man.
I kinda need to save this river.
Like Kindred plus that gone for Atrox plus one.
And I can actually win this game.
Alright, I need Hrocks?
Rev up.
Is that good?
Yes?
Alright, Atrox?
Okay, can someone tell me where the fuck this stupid ass Atrox is?
If I don't find an Atrox,
I don't have Shred.
GG!
I'm gonna die if I don't uh, I wanna move the sunfire over but then I don't wanna use,
I guess it doesn't really matter.
Like, what? 8 rocks? My board's actually good, man.
Hello?
I don't have shred! I do not have shred!
I cannot!
Oh, my god.
My board's actually good! I just needed 8 rocks!
I don't get it.
Introx?
Yeah, like if I just build last one, that's where I get...
I mean, I probably still want the Introx though, honestly.
Introx?
How?
Like Morgana, two over this, Hross over this, my board is actually nasty.
I'm fighting an adaptive-adaptive, Bramblebust, Six Vanguard, and I don't have Shred.
I can play this?
If I just have one atrox, my board is actually good!
I don't have an atrox!
How do I not have a singular atrox?
Pro 10% odds is good man, I feel like it's pretty likely to hit 1 Etrox.
I mean I could have just went last, whisper, declaw, and then not, but then what the fuck
was my board?
Cause I hit Shen 2 with my only tank.
I mean it's probably you just like for this Graves unit, none at all.
I like like surely next is just better at that spot like what like Graves.
I mean Graze is actually good though, but I could have just made...
Can you see what she has? I mean what do I have? I know I have both love Cloak Cloak.
I mean I'll call the Graze, commit but it would just be Lasso's or Devault.
And it's not, it's not like, it's not, I mean that's just better. It's not that I missed the Atronx, it's that I don't even have to play the Atronx then.
But I'm pretty sure...
No?
I mean, I probably still played the Blitz.
Because I had...
No.
Oh, God.
I don't have any drugs.
My board is terrible.
Oh my god.
I'm just sitting there with no shred on two itemized AD units and I just load up against
the new new with adaptive bramble adaptive adaptive adaptive bramble and that fucking
idiot altered three times oh my god
you don't expect to hit exes for a cost you want a level seven with 10% yes you
do man you roll if you roll a lot you are expected to hit when you play almost
All three cost re-rolls have four costs in them, yes?
And how often do you
How do you like if you're playing rogues you want bramis and karma if you're playing Samira you want Nunu and
And Ziya if you're playing
It's just
The thing is the way you speak it's not even rage me. You are just terrible
I don't think you understand how odds work man
If you have like a 10% chance to die every time. Oh, yeah, like you can't expect to just not die like fuck it
Like just keep on fucking praying like you you have a 10% chance to die by shooting the bullet
But if you don't die you get a million dollars. Oh, yeah 10% that's nothing fuck it
I'm gonna just sit here and send it a thousand times, bro. That's not how odds work man. You're dead as fuck
Oh
Yeah, but it's not actually 10% but the thing is you're shooting a lot you're I mean
And then it's not even 10% because it's 10% per slot.
It's not like it's only 10% for a one cost.
Every single slot has a 10% for a 1 cost.
But I could have just like not made my items just make d-quals sit on both love and that's
half like gg if it doesn't matter and then I just sac 1 and I just wolf of x and I
I just play Nudu Blitz and I just play that board.
But then like, I mean, I don't find atrox,
like that's just about me.
Like it is what it is.
It's atrox that important.
When you play an AD comp,
what is the first side of the new build?
It's always lossless work.
If you don't have anti armor,
You legit cannot kill a single fucking unit.
I don't know what unit you're killing.
Like what unit can you even kill?
Absolutely fucking nothing, man.
You're fucked.
This stupid ass Nunu,
have you ever seen Nunu cast three dimes?
Well, I mean, I just saw it
because I didn't have anti armor.
My units were just sitting there
attacking the fucking Nunu for his entire life.
Oh, God.
Is Vex actually bad, or is it like still good?
What is Vex 2-3 items average?
Vex 2-3 items average is a 3.31.
What was the last patch?
Hey, it got better.
Wait, Vex is still good.
Wait, what?
You know what unit is a true Thanos Blitzcrank?
Uh-oh, Fiora. Oh, Fiora too.
My blitzcrank with like a bow bravadoons and I just give them all the leftover shit just does 10k damage. I
can
I mean it's not fake damage if you're playing if you're playing uh, oh don't get me wrong
I think your is actually broken, but but if you're playing best duo ability to damage is not fake
Cuz vice also like kind of spurs her damage
I think I'm getting demoted momentarily man.
Do I read the B patch? No. Too lazy.
Q time is so long, can we play anything else on the side? No.
Pro, alright.
Now just watch this.
I
Pink pale pale pink. I
Don't even know where pink is
What the I mean, that's not even bad. I mean that's seven point two nine. That's pretty good
All the navy blue ish something
I mean that's pretty good. Thank you. Yeah
Like a baby blue purplish
It's more
What the fuck is this color? Like a blueish-purplish? But like pale? I don't- this is not the right
shade.
Okay, let me tell you what the problem is.
The problem is, listen, listen, listen, listen, no, no, listen, listen, listen.
The problem is I need to, uh, I, okay, hold on, I need to just look at this and memorize
where everything is.
Don't hurry the fuck up, man.
Because I'm spending like a good two seconds.
Okay, so it starts at
like red, orange, yellow.
Oh, it's the rainbow.
Oh!
All right, GG, GG.
Okay, GG, GG.
Except I'm not even like,
I don't even know if I fucking rainbow that well.
Okay, so Voigy big like green so voigy like over here somewhere. Oh
I didn't even I don't remember what the colors look like. I was even looking at the color man. Oh wait. Oh, okay. Oh
I'm back
Like a green like a like a grassy green
Wait this is way better man.
Oh I don't know what color this is. Is it the greenish blue?
Like a purplish?
This is fucking doomed. This is fucking doomed.
Oh, like a gray?
I don't even know where that is.
Where the fuck even is this?
Like a purplish grayish?
Oh, it's green?
Oh.
But that's green.
Orange.
Orange is like reddish, sunset-ish.
This is not right.
Oh, GGG.
I was toggling the fucking second and third,
and then I just looked at the color,
and it was just fucking doomed, man.
Come on, Sam, let's play.
I think the tech is actually,
you have to make sure the left one is accurate.
Because I feel like the left one is not accurate.
No, it clicked. It actually clicked.
If the left one is not accurate,
It doesn't matter how accurate the second and third one is, no matter what the color is never gonna match.
I'm back. GG, GG.
It's the Serpent, it's the Serpent, I'm going to E over, let's finish this quickly.
I'm actually locked don't worry
Rodglove, Nasus.
Tier Rodglove.
Treasure Hunt.
Into what?
There's a lot of TF Rewards.
birthday reunion fast nine, contract killer, feed the flamethrower, I'm not taking that shit, T-move,
the vorticizer too, I mean it's probably like one of the better things I could do with it
now this T-move is actually broken
All right, and I just go past nine off of all more. I mean this game is over. I can't
I'm pretty sure it's probably better than I just don't play demo, but this is half of
Nothing.
That's his ass.
When they loaded in with one tank, isn't Teemo actually broken?
But uh, I think I still lost.
If I lose this round, I'm screwed.
GG.
US.
Uh, conduit?
Maybe.
Replicator.
Whatever it's called.
I mean, I can carry, uh, I want to sell this with you.
Oh, I'm not playing atrox.
I'm just gonna be playing vanguard front line and then just flexing the back line
It's probably gonna be so enough for vanguard plus
What is it again Russian easel is this unit still broken I sure hope not
I didn't kill a single unit.
It's pretty easy to get six tricks of space repounce twice
Maybe this this already like it attaches it out honestly just one list
They're not one believe I
Need to make you gone
I need like a Liss, is what, Dark Star?
A list is what? Shepard and Darkstar? And I just drop this stupid ass idiot for...
Uh, the Naces for like, Leona.
Or I just play...
There's no what's it called man, I can also play nope I cannot
Alright well, I hope I win this round, I can also play like Leona over this, and then
I better win this round. I don't beat this guy.
I mean I have to hold this because I need the I need the shepherd or I'm schooled.
So now I'm Leona or this.
Great. And now I don't make dirty.
That's fine, alright.
Win the fight with Gwent, not really, even if I do it's close, and not really, I don't
I think it's very close.
Arbiter Dark Star.
And the thing is, that can't be something you can't buy, but if I wanted, you guys would
make 30.
And 30's pretty good.
Dark Star Voyager.
Shuffle.
I mean, this is just conduit.
A bow, a tear, a bow belt, a tear, a nar, a nasher tooth, play around, alright, this,
4 Sheppard.
How do I play?
How do I get 5 traits in?
Conduit, Replicator?
Where's the Replicator's at?
I can't.
I can't get it, I can't play on level 5 for sure.
Bowl Belt.
Play around tier boat.
Oh no, the Gungotis doesn't count.
You can't go Gungotis.
And that's like a space probe over...
I can't...
Oh, it's just no Meepie with Liss plus one.
Attitude tier cloak
This over me pee plus
They are invaders ed and I just go towards GA invaders ed are we in
Yeah, fuck it
Can I just level up for a replicator?
Is this still bugged?
I don't think so.
Shoujin, Mashers, GG.
I kinda need a GA though, but also I need a save like Tier for Void, I'm just saving no items.
Shogun GA plus one, what even is the new first thing?
Shogun adapted, oh it's Shogun adapted.
I'm not even sure what adapted, it's Shogun adapted.
But if this doesn't roll into a GA, I'm screwed.
If I end the game without GA, it's just a GG.
Rogue.
I mean, honestly, can I just play two Rogue, and then is Rogue the same thing as GA?
I mean, it's slightly plus. It's plus 0.17.
and then I would have to, I would just play like, uh...
I don't really want to play a fucking dumbass criminal, I'm working.
Or like, uh, what is it? Panty on the generator?
No, is it Panty on the ring?
It's for no... talent? No?
Wait, it's weird?
It's authentically?
It actually procs twice?
Of course it's not in the unit.
Had to start tools.
Let me go to the previous patch.
Uh, Rogue and Blumzen.
It is Kegoplus though.
And GA is Kegon negative.
I'm pretty sure this shit is ass.
What did I get? What the fuck? I got impenetrable shit.
Replicator, Meepie, what is it, just conduit?
I probably should be performing this so...
Also I should probably be playing...
I have a Ramus, so I might actually just play like Ramus...
...re-me-pee.
And then I just play Fizz and I just roll game.
And I'm gonna kill a single unit.
I don't even get this head until 10 years from now.
Nah, this rope, get the fuck out of here.
I don't really like, nah.
But I kind of want to keep the glove.
Do I want to keep the glove?
No, I just want G8.
G?
Okay, Vanguard.
Okay, thank you.
Alright.
I don't know what the fuck I had before, that shit was pissing me the fuck off.
Oh, I didn't even notice this thing. That's not actually good anymore.
All right, and then now I just roll a little bit for like four. I could actually play six
Vanguard. Is Vanguard good on Zed? Because I could go GA and then just show to my backline.
hell no all right my bad hell no oh fuck you man
I didn't kill a single unit
Alright, I just 4-2, like slight roll on 4-2, and I just try to go 9 on- I mean I just need
one copy of Karma or Nami, preferably- I mean it doesn't even matter.
So that way I can hold items and then I just go chain?
GG.
Okay, and then I just need one copy of Karma or Nami and then I just play Zed with Shoujin, Adaptive GA, and then GG.
Alright, well, the game don't work. I can't.
I was probably should've waited to pop because it was like, don't I want the... what if I get a chain?
BF BF BF what the fuck
Me be shopping dark star replicator
I have G for sure and then I have reforged GV plus cloak and another forge of BF which is part of the day.
Should I save my reforger?
I think D plus fine.
I'll save one.
And then I have Shoujin, or the Shoujin naturally JD and then I'll get anti whatever I actually think there is.
Alright.
Now, beat me if you can't adapt.
There's one build on the bed.
There's one fucking build on the bed.
And it's GA Adaptive Children.
Or the unit is complete fucking dog shit.
There's one build.
One.
Little buddy said
I mean I just needed to go 9 40 now and 40 EXP I mean that's pretty good I'm down
another roll until one of NX, one karma.
Shogen GA
Is this for Vanguard? Yes.
And then Karma Vex.
Nashor's JG
Adaptive
J
Jay?
Uh, it's probably Rass for sure, I don't know if I'll move.
And then, uh, Lally paired, paired.
I can't!
And then now I just knight on, uh, bro this is a bad beat man!
I mean, if there's one unit that shits on the Zed, it's Urgot, man.
I mean, you can't tell that this is not a bad beat.
Like, I mean, Urgot just shits on Zed.
Like, it actually has the DPS to fucking kill it.
I mean, it's a bad beat. It's a bad beat.
It's a bad beat.
I mean, it doesn't matter. I just sacked three more.
I leveled to nine, four, four, Vanguard, Frontline, and GG.
And GG.
Uhhh... I mean, it's actually just like a 1-7.
There is one build, there is one build,
that is the only build adaptive, it's useless!
There is a one fucking build on Zed,
and it's GA Shogun Adaptive.
You can't build anything else.
You cannot build anything else.
You legit cannot build anything else.
The game will not let you.
Now they nerfed the Nerf brawler.
Or they didn't nerf it, it was just bug based.
It was bug based.
And my hits that too was just over man.
I'm just sitting here with no, uh, I have no anti-heal, I have no anti-MR, it's all good.
I mean, I just go 9, drop this for Blitzcrank. I mean, Brass is a good unit.
I need a...
I want another mana item here, but then I also wouldn't mind...
I mean, I just have no frontlines. I need Nunu.
I can go Blitzcrank. I could also just drop...
I don't know if they fixed Brawler. It's infinite negative Delta still. Oh, okay.
I mean, okay.
Braggings. GG. I can't...
All right, and then I have one more than GDs, is that two?
Bracks.
Now in the next three.
Now in the certain next three.
Now, 1, 2, 3. So I already got it right.
Is it better with this turn?
I have this thing as well, fuck it.
And I can actually just roll for 2-star Legendaries.
Foot strength 2. I don't think I can really do this game.
I think he's carrying nami and not karma.
Cause I think he's carrying nami.
My treasure is dying to me.
Maybe it's fine.
Is this building fine?
Every single dead is gone.
Okay, I mean it's whatever.
Like it's just like what happens when this is at two, man.
Like what happens when this is at two, thank you.
Let's end this for the high note.
I'm kind of not actually thinking,
kind of thinking I'm someone's gold.
Oh, this is good enough, whatever.
I think 22 and maybe 20.
And what I get.
Shen too, was that good?
I don't have to play this stupid ass fucking arbiter.
I don't have a single Zed.
I got a full item here.
I don't have to play four Vanguard either.
Galio 2, is that good?
I don't have a single two-star, GG.
Declaw, Sunfire, Spark, TG.
Okay, I don't have a Blitzcrank.
Paired, Paired, Morticizer,
and I can drop some idiot.
And then I carry the fucking one-star idiot in the back.
TG.
I don't have a T-Star.
I mean, it's fine.
or 18 mold. My shun is one time. Do not worry, do not worry. But I also could have just carried
so much. But why not just carry so much? Over this, this idiot. And then I just play...
I mean, this unit's not very good though.
Hello?
I mean, I can also play Meepie too over that.
Oh, okay, no one's carrying those soda, man.
Hello?
How I don't have a single two-star backline in
And now I'm, I'm forcing each beat.
Bro, Sona does not do anything man.
You might as well use the golden roll for this shit.
Hello?
My god doesn't want to piece.
Thanks, back on the controls.
It's time to conquer the galaxy.
Oh, but I want it to dance.
I did not hit!
I didn't hit two star what's it called this round? How is that even possible? How is this even possible man?
How is this even possible?
And it's dead instantly
How did I not hit Zed 2 this game?
How?
I leveled 9 with the infinite gold, I didn't even find a single new nu-
Then I'm one life I sell my Shen two and I still don't have a single how do I not have this how
How is that even possible?
How the fuck is that even possible?
What?
I am and then I cash out another 18 gold after being pre level to nine then I sold so into for another 14 gold. I also started with the Zed and I still don't have how can I end the game without know how can I end the game.
without that two there.
How is that even possible?
How?
I had, I was pre-leveled with 50 gold, then I got 18 gold, then I sold Shen 2, then I
sold Shen 2 for a 1 gold loss, I upgraded a fucking nothing, the only thing I upgraded
was Galeo. How is that game not alloral? I don't get it. I'm level nine with 70 gold
in three lives. 70 gold three lives.
I also cash out another 18 gold because the thing is it was when you drop a little 30 you get 18 gold
Like the game ADP going into 5-1 is a straight 2 and the fact that I can go 7th, it's just
It's actually insane. What the fuck is this roll down?
It's actually fucking insane, man.
How the fuck?
Come out and play.
What the fuck?
No heart binds me.
Wow.
check sona 2 sets and averaging the ones bro a sona 3 doesn't even average in the other
game you sucky you're fucking pissing me off so fucking annoying man like that shit
is how is this game not a low roll I don't understand like I like the you're sitting
they're trying to rage rate and it's just and that's pissing me off I don't care
whatever
I'm re-leveled to 9 and cash on another fucking 30 gold 18 gold plus another
fucking 2 star fucking 5 cost and I just sit there with nothing
I mean yeah I got rage rated but I mean it doesn't matter like who's the real
losers that guy's just fucking banned any anyone that unbans I mean I'll just
fucking on my dress like shit is so fucking cringe man
and then like earlier today to one three time breaker I rolled down the
The only upgrade I got was a Malchite!
WHAT?!
Bro...
What the fuck are these games?
drone uplink
Is there an Ezreal?
Challenger plus one. Is that good?
It's pretty good.
Is there a Leona?
I might actually be able to play Diana reroll because they did buff this unit.
I'm going to say a little one turn, like one liona, one what's it called.
If I get like an HP Arbiter I can play like reroll with Diana 3.
But I need a liona.
Honestly, they just like gigabuffed Diana, so maybe I should just play Diana anyway.
Let's finish this quickly.
Alright, any Ezreal, any Leona.
I should have helped the uh oops I should have helped the uh
I mean I just won't re-roll uh Diana it's fine
But honestly?
What is it every four seconds you have an 8% chance to gain three gold at combat end surely
I don't have to get through me.
I can't wait to see what bullshit happens in this game.
If I were trying to close one, I don't have to play Bell Lev.
Am I just playing uh...
I didn't get gold here.
How?
How did I not get gold here?
Also, I could have just won the...
Wait, how did I not get gold here?
It's a fucking tear?
Oh my god. I don't want this tear, man. I can't.
Oh my god.
If I just slammed that one round, I would have penciled it.
I just didn't slam.
Gee.
And now I'm smooth.
Uhhhh.
Okay, well, I'm pretty sure I'm going...
I just don't have to play Bell that.
I just play Kindred and that's it.
Which means I don't really want to get cracked.
I could go BT on Diana.
Bro, if I just slammed.
Because now my board is actually good.
And now I'm screwed.
that if I get a goal I can just make it on I mean I guess if I win I can just
sell the owner because I have more to
8% every four seconds every four seconds you can do it easily okay so now it's
a product twice and then now it costs three times so it'd be point nine two to
the third is the chance of not getting it now across four times all right let me
go do the math I didn't get it point nine two to the fourth is the chance of
not getting it
okay it's 71% okay never mind
bro it's not additive man stop with the fucking basically you were terrible at
math either either you're raging or you're terrible at math that's all it is
I'm not gonna bother and if you if you if you don't understand the math on it
don't care just keep it to yourself I couldn't feel us you're about a math
It is what it is
So me not see you Gigi
I can play this. Oh, this is Marauder on 2-3. Does that beat everyone anyway? I mean,
it's one last hole. Who cares? Let's see if we can even procs.
I could go GA now and just save that for later, okay.
If I didn't hit Master E I would have won, uh, something, some bar, probably.
Hit a proc.
Bro, of course it procs, but I don't have, alright, I don't have 3 hours, I just minus
a gold.
I'm not even bitching I mean I am but like bro
Oh I have more rolls? Oh fuck. Oh that's not good. It's fine. This is just good. I'm
just going to send it for... I don't have to play Bellbeth, right? I mean it's just
like atrox for sure, plus like some fucking Bastion idiot. I'm pretty poor, so that's
actually pretty good. I mean I don't have to play Bellbeth, so I don't have to play
stupid ass fucking robot like now like I don't have to play uh bell but if I if I hit if I hit
Fiora then I do want to play the bell bet bell bet because then I could easily just play four
but that's not even true I mean I'm not always keeping planter bell bet bell bet
a
Of course I don't get the gold that smoothly I put the day on in for one extra gold for fuck you
I mean if I could having I might as well hold bramis
I don't have to play Gragg in this game so I don't have to play Urgot, Shen Fiora,
I don't even have board and I just don't play Rammus for another E, a Malchi, a little
Malchi I guess.
Is this the noble board or is that the noble board so I need to find it.
Alright, well this game's gonna work.
Is this that good? I haven't played it yet.
It's really good.
Alright, in this spot, I don't even mind the Thresh encounter, low key.
That gives me a BS sword.
Well, I don't really want this, and she doesn't do anything, but oh, fuck you.
I do if I want it, what do I get? Oh, the more gold? Oh no, I mean it's like that
Okay, well if this if I knew I was gonna get this board with these items like Morello
I don't even want to roll. I mean I guess there's no reason not to roll because the
thing is my level 9 doesn't even do anything. My level 9 I roll for like Fiora 2 and Shen
2 but I mean by the time you make it to 9 you're probably hitting Shen 2 Fiora 2
for you anyway because that's the only fucking idiot ass fucking units that are
in the pool well not really I mean fastline fucking sucks also last game
how the fuck I just got reminded how okay I don't even sound like I'm
bitching and I'm white but genuinely how the fuck oh wait three gold oh that's
pretty good how the fuck did I not end with Zed to that game what like what in
the fuck? Bro. Ah, shit, it's just fucking range, babe.
But this game, I hit a Yi too for free. I don't have anti-armor, but it's okay.
Oh, the Arbiter is gold.
I mean, I'm just going to, uh, how often do you get a haircut?
Like once every like three months.
I'm too lazy.
I haven't had a haircut in a while, but, yeah.
I can't, bro.
Of course, bro.
Of course.
Of course, bro.
How long does Jax have E up for? What the fuck was that? It like waited for...
Uhhhhhhhhh. Like it waited for the G8 cleanse to go off and then it stunned it anyway.
And then I did an Analymy. It's not really. I mean I just stacked 142 GG.
Stock 142 GG I can go a voyager over
Wait, how wait did I get three gold there or no?
At the moment I sell the Diana you already know that's her is the
It's I'm getting too old
Kraken guardbreaker tier cloak player on bow
I'm going atras for sure
I mean I need one front line item I
Could go double Kraken player on glove and just go redemption frontline. Is that good tier cloak player on belt?
I have anti-heal already.
Tier-Qoak, play around Belt for Warmog.
No Bow-Qoak, Tier-Belt.
Belt to Tier-Bow-Qoak.
I'm not gonna slam,
because I could also just go QSS.
G-A-Q-S-S Challenger.
And then play around Bow-Cracking.
Let me see what I hit.
I have two golds.
I feel like if I go GA QSS Challenger it doesn't even matter if I use attacks, I have no range.
But I guess it's good on Fiora.
NOOOOO!
No, that's right, no that's a great rate.
Nope, don't care, great rate.
Great rate.
Kahuna, Huna?
I mean, Nunu too? Bro, I have- if it a gold, fuck you, man.
Am I playing Rast? No.
Alright, you too. That's pretty good.
I need to just fucking open sell. I have so much gold, no matter what.
I mean, you can't miss, man. Like, look how much gold I have. How can I miss?
I can't.
I need to just not fucking buy this garbage.
I have three rolls.
Like, I mean, if you're rolling festively with 40 gold, it is what it is, man.
Like, I need to just fucking open some entire board.
And if you miss, can everyone just acknowledge it's a fucking bad beat?
Thank you.
Like, I mean, what's the point of upgrading this stupid ass Nunu to?
Like, what the fuck is this supposed to do?
I might as well use my free roll, jeez.
And one roll for three. Bro, fuck you, man!
I hit nothing, GG!
I mean, I don't want to use any more rolls. I'm not trying to use money for this shit.
I just leveled for Shen, and my board is actually good.
Actually, Bastion might know, because I have little buddy.
And then I have one, two, three little buddy buffing...
I mean this is the board, plus shed.
One, two, three little buddy, buddy, buffing one, two, three, four, five, not little buddy.
See?
One ban JJDR, no man, nope.
How the fuck is that all my gold?
I, that, that was,
that was 20 rolls?
Okay, I mean it's fine.
I'm actually in a spot where the Thresh is actually
broken here, like he, how, how is that?
I
Honestly, I'm kind of not a little bit more I'm sitting on velvet pair a trucks pair a colleague pair kindred pair
I mean the fear pair. I'm never hitting
What is that what I get
Five one six, I mean that's pretty good
I mean can't miss
I'm pretty sure on average hitting the I mean it's pretty good I'm a 3M lingered but I it actually would have been good to
I'm gonna shoot Gigi Gigi talk to you Gigi. Oh
I mean that I mean that's really good. What the fuck are that? I'm just sure it's actually matter. I'm it Gigi. I
Can't
And then I just go nine
Okay, with these items, who takes what?
I'm never G on Fiora 2 for sure.
Why do you always play for Nova?
Because you can't fit anything else man, there's nothing better man.
Like I'm gonna not play fucking Shen so I can play a fucking stupid ass Caitlyn on
my board bro.
What?
Caitlyn?
Fuck no.
Caitlyn no?
I
It's pretty good
You'll get a component eventually.
I have five removers.
Alright, and then I'll just tg the dual carry until I find...
Alright, with this itemization, what items do I put on Fiora?
Probably not challenging, right?
Fiora...
Builds.
Re-items.
It says it's G.A.s, G.S.Hodge, G.A.Skerak, B.B.
I have this active.
Starex Titan BB, GA, Starex BB, GA, QSS Hodge, QSS Starex BB, GA, GS, QSS, GA, BB, Hodge.
Okay, so it's GA plus two.
I think this cracker isn't that good.
Is Guardbreaker good?
Is that a healing item?
I'll get a kill in that little wrench in there.
Hey, let's keep this teaching until they kill him.
Alright, I think the game is over everybody.
2. Is that good? What I get? 3 year olds? Nice half one. It's a 50 to 6 inch turn.
4 Marauder 3 challenger.
If I hit TK2 I can just do the 6 year old. I need to find that end though.
I'm kind of okay with just moving all 3Ms to Fjord and calling today.
I don't know if I'm gonna...
This guy's strong right now, but I guarantee you if I hit fewer to you in a Shen, this guy's about to get fucking 100 of them.
Like, I get three tank items, like, the guy's just gonna get up.
Okay.
Also, I can move more, I kinda can move more a little to you in Shen as well.
Check second fresh with what where?
All right, what'd I get?
What's for a second?
Four?
Second?
TK?
And I got...
What'd I even get?
Two free rolls, you need.
So I got your stages.
The top pinch must be the thing.
And one whole fucking...
I don't know if I'll fuck it, but I don't know if I'll just get a little buddy.
I'll win one.
Kate! No one is playing 5 fucking Nova, man! 5 Nova!
Oh, the Fiora 2 was with Tomcatch, I mean that doesn't really matter, the items are
so bad.
I could go GV and go for, oh I got an item here, what did I get?
Oh QSS, that's pretty good.
I mean I kind of want to finish on that item.
Actually, do you like the business lobby?
Yes-ish?
No?
Alright, I'll keep going.
How come she'll...
How?
I mean this red buff IE is actually good on this unit, girl.
Choundra on Eve and then now I'm TG this are we sure
GA QSS BD is this even good hey hey hey hey GG GG I did I just just sat there and
got juked man and I'm roll over here but it's supposed to be Merlo on Shen and I
moved the kingdom over there it was probably just TG I just took TV on
Ungean call it and I can just go for three or whatever it's called
Well, it's not that I didn't get man actually it might be I mean a problem actually I mean not
I mean I don't have a single front line at a man
Three what is that more gold where is it? How do I not have a single shed?
That's my morello holder man three re-rolls I
I mean, let me just move this over here now.
And then I want to move...
I don't have a shed!
I mean, then I'm gonna do this and go 3 times and go DV over here and then go for the third
item fucking Diora.
Like, I don't have a fucking shed, man.
How?
I mean, it's actually a huge swipe.
I'm playing melee carries with a cast on a shed.
Isn't that the fucking number one two giga? Yes
I didn't kill a single unit
How
Thank you
Well, I don't want another component in the fucking idiot
Alright, I have two removers.
I could go Morello on Chen and then go and just ditch this Yi as my carry.
And then I just, I mean I have three removers.
I'm gonna, I can remove her, remove her, or remove her, remove, no, because then I
have to, I want to teach it no, because then I have an extra no, pure, no, because
I need a challenger on this, no.
Okay, well I also need a front, I need like a bramble mess or something, man.
I just lost, I just lost the Egon again.
Alright, Bramble, okay. Thank you.
Oh, and I got a Shogun. Is that good?
Who the fuck do I Shogun-
Let me see my Brutal of Six.
I don't even think it'll do anything.
I mean I'm not gonna show it in the shine call or whatever.
But then I'll just two item, two item in.
Oh, god, it's dead instantly.
How is it?
What the fuck?
How?
Who do I beat?
What?
What
I mean I could go like I mean it's probably it's probably just shojin tinder and then
just go guard break on the dude.
But like is that actually good?
How it?
Wait I don't understand how I'm just moving every round.
Is my board that bad?
I can't beat anyone!
I mean, did I basically go first?
Of the five players that didn't reroll, I placed the best.
I genuinely don't understand how you're allowed to ever play 5 Nova, I just don't understand.
You can play on level 8 I guess, but if I'm level 9 with Shen, entire board like a pro.
What is 5 Nova's supposed to do?
Armor, MR, whole board, Shen for 2 Meleys.
Let's just let's play a fucking game on the board.
Top of the morning this fucker locked me on the stupid ass the Red Sox.
April 28th, 5.32pm, Toronto Tokyo, baseball, two out of two mandatory.
Let me tell you what was the mandatory ready.
The Royals over the Athletics and the Red Sox against the Blue Jays.
are mint. Oh wait, this is actually a bad B. What the fuck? Wait, 9 hits to 10 and they're
trailing by 7? For what? No, that has to- I mean that's a bad B. Wait, what? Okay,
Waterville, this is a bad B. How can you- how can you have the same amount of- you
You can have the same amount of hits and trail by 7.
That's like someone rolling the same amount of gold as you and they did just find 3 star
fucking Ziya before you find your first Ziya.
Same amount of hits trailing by 7.
Holy shit.
Yeah, it means they didn't get the clutch hit.
No, I mean, yes, but like that clutch hit isn't anything to do with skills.
It's just RNG, man.
It's just RNG.
sometimes you'll hit the ball and then I don't know, I don't even know when the qualifiers
are.
Wait, when even are the qualifiers?
Don't know, don't care.
I've been starting now.
I think I'm just gonna reroll everything how much money did you lose on the leakers tonight boss? I
I was on the rockets you motherfucker. Fuck you. For fuck the leakers man.
But I bitched out. Me and Sentigo sold our rockets position at the start of the fort.
When the rockets were off seven edge, I didn't the wrong it's one anyway, sadge
I'm a bitch
All right
I
All right
I'm sorry man
I don't even know what I'm playing I
I can reroll Cho'Gath Ezreal with no info on, I mean no, okay I actually think Cho'Gath Ezreal is good.
It's just, I didn't even need to early learn to no scare.
Horde's not good.
But I don't even see Augment until 3-1, so it's just terrible.
I don't have a leona. Is there a prior?
Yes, this encounter is terrible man, you don't even have info on what to play
Let's the encounter it's a you know you get you get the august on 313233
Great this is anima 2 1
Oh my fucking god
It's on open please. Oh wait, but no one probably probably no one has a lose three documents. He's open for free man
All right, that's okay
It's the bore
I mean I am like I'm actually certain like one cost re-roll is actual trash it's only
If you have early learnings, no scout, no pivot.
Treasure Hunt?
Like it's just not good man, you don't beat anyone.
Like your units are so bad.
Like the entire game is you can choose your game plan around Augment on 2-1, yes?
But then this encounter, you don't get it until 3-1 man.
I don't get it. I don't get it.
My board is terrible.
The board. Nesa's paired, Liz's paired. Timo, Meepsy, Shepard.
do you prefer early learnings or no scout? probably learnings, but it's because no scouts got nerfed
but also like any game board can easily like kind of like go people if not really, but they kind of can
I mean you can't miss nope don't care and if I miss I I
I'm going to win this, right?
I mean Aurora is actually a good unit, but Katz is also a good unit.
Nasus pike aurora replicator shepherd
I'm going to win this right
I'm gonna win this right I'm fighting the other level five who took steamroll
Like if I dodge him I can just level the six man, and I have one more turn to upgrade my board hello
like this has to be a bad beat it is I'm just sitting on seven pairs I dodge it
for one turn and then I can just hit I don't want to take Soraka but it doesn't
do anything. Does T-Mult 2 do anything? Yeah, probably, I mean, better than Prisa.
I actually covered a lot of damage, don't worry about me.
Oh, the fucking Seraph use 6 HP and a Belt, man. Do I even want the heal? No, man.
Oh wait, actually, wait, you know what I can do then? WAIT? WAIT?
I mean, it's actually good. It's actually good. I lose this round. Wait, GG GG and now I get two anvils see
See agree. That's unlucky. I mean, yes, I mean, it's unlucky, but now it is. I mean, it's actually fine because now I'm getting two anvils
Wait
Hi, nice. I mean it's a good beat. It's not even a good beat. See, that means it's well-placed.
You just recognize you open and now you get two anvils. That's pretty good. For me.
Well, your boon is still too gold, yes. But the thing is, it was a chain instead of a belt, and Soraka heals.
I how much buddy would you pay for two angles you would pay a lot you would pay way more than six fucking health man
And you also get the two world initially see
Thank you. You would pay a lot of gold when you're this rich and then and then
I think nerfed on a roll, but honestly, is this not a Zoe Morta Kaiser re-roll?
Is it actually good?
On a roll Zoe Morta.
I can also go and Dumbify with...
Am I rich enough for Dumbify?
I'm in Simon Good.
I'm kind of down.
Do I have a list on my previous board?
Yes.
I'm gonna nerf it, but it's still good.
Let's get maces on the board
Oh
I mean I need a glove I didn't hit the glove
G I didn't love you
G
G G G wait what I didn't go up. Okay. Well now what?
If I go boy staff no
I'll go to you for half a week, I'm not for that, I mean it needs it like you have to
re-roll you actually need to use it for your school.
So it's going to be National Tube JG Voids DS.
Is there anything else you can re-roll?
I mean isn't it just this exact board actually like the Biona, Zoe, Binder Center, oh bossing lessons on this comp is really good.
It's really good. I mean, Miss Connections, then it gives me Biona too, and it gives me gold.
Nah, Basilas is way too good. Come here.
I'm not they're all little bit
Or bad waterfront mine
What roll GD how man, I mean I need to roll until
Oh, okay, okay, and then I'm gonna roll a little more
for the block.
Shit or need go, I'm not on four loss,
but the moment I win, I could just roll until Zoe do.
Is that good?
I roll until Zoe do.
No, I mean we are so bored.
What is it?
I'm just playing, it's just Zoey Mordekaiser reroll.
I have fucking shared me go on bench with Boxing Lesson, or not without a roll.
It's good.
I mean, it's good as fuck.
Zoey, Leona, Mordekaiser, Amici, you know, allow Lee.
I mean I'm on five loss, I'm just not gonna roll.
How many trades is his board? Not that many, right? But I also got nerfed, right?
Curtis Crown? I'm in. He gained 1 Mastery, he's got 4 1 cost champions. He gained 1 4 cost champions.
I'm exactly good for shepherd I'm down to roll until that's a free role I'm not
the role that is only two I'm not gonna play brass but I can also play I'm a
list of its list to you I'm pretty sure I don't I can't lose anyone it's not
possible.
Uh, a lousy,
a karma,
a Leblanc,
a Mordekaiser, a Zoe, a Nunu,
Nunu,
and a Rask.
Alright.
My entire board gains DR and then and then I have bossing lessons on my entire board like no, it's GD, GD, GD.
There's honorable only, wait what? It only works once per turn? No! Wait, what, they nerfed like that? Wait, what?
No.
Uh, GG, play around, show them for another item and then have a chain.
I mean, I mean, basically it's actually fake because I, I mean, I'm not gonna stop at
least.
I get to your
I might as well roll until no
I mean how many trades is this?
This is Dark Star and that's it.
One, two, three, four, five.
Why is my gargoyle in the middle of the fucking nowhere?
Oh wait I can play, yeah I can play, uh, this, instead of these people, one turn, oh shit.
I don't even have Voyager, right?
Well, actually, isn't Voyager pretty better than me?
I'm going double mana, that didn't work.
Okay, so why do I have a total of...
Why do I have a total...
Okay, thank yous.
I mean, is that Voyager already better than Rass for now?
If it's not too strong, one roll, fuck it.
Uh, I make 40, I mean there's no way, I'm gonna send an extra and there's no way I don't
hit Rastio.
He's right.
If I can just get karma, this is a GG.
Also my Zoe items are fucking trashed, like I need a GG.
I don't think I killed a single unit.
I'm not killing- I just gotta send it on, and I don't have a single unit.
Holy shit!
One freehold, GG.
Oh wait, oh I get two animals!
Oh!
See?
I mean that's pretty good.
Okay, but 39 is two lives.
But the problem is, yeah, I mean I have to hit this turtle, I'm sweet, and I hit his
OE, that's why you guys don't have to roll for free.
I got the JG, I'll take the NTMR, and I'll take the NTVR, that's GG.
should we go on bench
To I'm out of gold
Can I make?
No.
I have to- oh wait I have to make 20 actually.
I mean I need a level for Karma, 24 to level.
If I lose this round it's just GD.
I didn't hit.
I went bell because it's half Morello, half White Staff, or half what's it called?
Morello in Sunfire, and then...
I mean, I guess Bo is half...
Half red, half void, I guess.
Okay, I mean, surely I can hit this at a reasonable pace.
Okay, I'm one-born if I draw.
If I need a level for this...
Okay, all right, when can I level 24 to level?
I don't have anti anti heal or anti MR and I don't know if I can survive until I get it
I can't.
I'm just sitting here attacking a Decal be entire fight. You basket on plus one.
I just missed. I, I have belt and I missed.
Like I just missed a belt it how man how
Like it's just an anti-heal anti-mortif and I should be two lives man
No anti-heal no anti-mortif
oh great, far boil and I have niger
no anti-kill, no anti-MR, GG
I
That's really good
I'm blitzkrieg is also really good GG GG GG everybody GG
G
I have double gargoyle with eight broadliners.
Boxing lessons double quadruple gargoyle.
I can't.
I'm a board's actually nasty entire board is gaining
17 as 17 armor mr. Boston lessons first round
I just need to survive until voice that and I survived the voice after you
In before no, that's not
I can't, I can't, the Arbiter is every four seconds, all Arbiter is being 14 AP.
I just need a tier.
What does this unit even do by the way?
What does, what's from even, every two seconds call down a bolt on the highest health nearby
enemy that deals summon a disco ball at the largest comp of enemies then not
something something they crash down and something something
okay I have anti-heal that's pretty good I mean if I don't have anti-heal here I
don't know what I'm doing but now my board is actually in the stuff
G! And I survive until I get this voice down?
GG. GG. GG.
Wait, party and all?
What do you mean? Wait, what? Oh, fuck you, man.
I go where my research takes me I mean, Nashor, Nashor, JG and then I mean I can
Shogen Void Karma or Shogen Void Blitzcrank? Is this Blitzcrank going to stay alive?
Yeah, I don't know if one fucking space girl is very good. All right, well GG's, this game's over.
Look at my items. Nashor, Nashor, GG, Shogen Void, Gargoyle, Gargoyle, I mean it's not like Gargoyle,
Gargoyle, Gargoyle, Sunfire is good but I mean that's not the point.
that's not the point buddy and then now if I can just survive level to eat
whenever and then I roll for karma to the blunt to Aurora to and GG and GG
What even is these things?
10 VR, 3 star, 3 star, psych?
Don't care!
You dead!
I mean this game is a first man, it's just another first.
Whoa!
What happened?
Whoa!
See?
Alright, well now I just have the AFK.
I AFK for two more turns.
more turns level to eight on six one and GG and GG I mean this time I'm fighting
him I mean he's Ramas one but this time I'm fighting him when I actually have
anti-heal and anti-MR yes except I'm I'm not even anti-MRing this am I anti-MRing
it I'm out it doesn't even matter the court is gonna be dead next gas man my
frontline is all full HP. You ass! I can't.
Alright.
He top 4's Satch. I'm about to win, man.
If I can just survive, three more turns, the game is over.
I just need three rounds, three rounds, three, three, three, three, three.
Three?
All right, all right, two more
I mean surely there's a better item than fucking blue buff man don't fuck blue buff man I'm
definitely like arching or something arching go fuck I just okay all right three and I'm
Maybe
Honestly, maybe I just level next turn. I mean it's 48 at one turn, right?
Like 52? 48? Yeah, 28. I can just level for a roar next turn.
And then if I make it to Karma 2, it begins over for sure.
You dead really why does it look like he didn't kill a single fucking unit you dead I
Can't
Well, I won't even be able to serve
Oh, he's not dead, I know
One roll for...
I don't think I know why I rolled. I mean it's pretty roll-ed, but I'm gonna play Galio. Let's see how Galio good
I don't know, that was really trash
I just got a three-pointer in I believe the game is over, buddy
Just look at this pathetic ass board, bro. The board is so bad. I
I don't even think this my armor doesn't even work on clone by the way, and he's still lost
I mean, it's a good beat.
It's first crime repair of referring to your haircut good one man, huh?
Not gonna lie this game was a good one now.
I see why you are challenger for like how could I go belt and it's half more low half
half voice or half role will have some bar cave and I just get neither I got fucking neither
how how can you go first and still be tilted no because the line selection was actually
good, but like isn't it actually low roll? I forced the two anvils on stage two
after taking steamroll and losing the next round and then and then and then I
get two more anvils and I guarantee you if I just die and go eighth there
doesn't be like bro you are terrible you are so fucking bad I see why you're
hard stuff blah blah blah blah but it's just straight up like aren't you
favorite to hit one of chain or rod there? Yes you are you are Giga
favorite to hit one of them but then I just lose like I lose a round on stage
four for no fucking reason because I don't have anti heal or anti-mr and if
I had anti heal or anti-mr I would have won or I mean I guess it was anti-heal
why are you getting mad at imaginary rage rate? No because it's just it's
just I can't I mean honestly that's actually fine because then maybe you can go
fast tonight but now this one you like legit can't
I can't re-roll at all. This encounter is also last.
Oh god, this encounter also fucking sucks, man.
If they rage rated me, if I lost, I would be tilted so I'm tilted now.
I mean, that's not what I said.
Wait, what?
Like, I know it!
No, this is rage rate.
Did you read the B patch? No man! Stop fucking asking! I'm too lazy to read the B patch!
I like skimmed over it like a bit ago, but I forgot what it was.
A Belviet.
A Briar.
An Ergot.
He trucks Leona, Liz. He trucks.
I need a, uh, I need a Briar in GD.
Briar in GD. Briar in GD.
Briar GD. Briar? G?
J. J. J. J.
Great, I get no scout, no pivot when it's fucking each level costs two EXP less to level, man.
Great, man. Great. Great.
Is there a Briar? Briar?
I mean I'm not trying to play uh I'm not trying to play uh re-roll in in in in cheaper levels
You're just gonna get run the fuck over and it's over.
Also, I'm pretty sure this Heartsteal should... like, is this shit actually broken?
I feel like this set, it's hard to find an actual Frontliner.
But this Heartsteal one, like, your front is actually tanky.
I am pretty sure this Briar is 1v3.
Wait?
Holy...
I'd rather lose some stacks than fucking farm on my correct side or something, because I'd rather just bring a pipe and clean one stack of the hard switches.
Step fast, Sunfire, Play around, we're on.
Alright, well, I'll be trying to go 9 this game, and if I can't go 9, G.
Rek'Sai 2.
Is there a Bastion?
I'm gonna Rek'Sai 10 here than this idiot.
All right, this is fast time
How much do you do you save you say to see you save
two four six eight
Wait a little three little to four two five five
Wait, why don't I just do bad times do four five six seven eight nine twelve, but you only say twelve
that good
this I took this how are you allowed to click this in this they buffed it I mean
they thought because it was ass I need this peanut colada man peanut colada
He's a lot. No GG! No, no no no no no no no. No GG GG. GG. GG. GG. GG. GG.
Oh. Oh.
Why GG? I mean this gives infinite HP and I just, I just get cryogenic.
I have only how is it not GG? It's the real question
G
Pro says GG for the most basic of synergies really I mean how is it not GG?
Look look at this unit's HP. Who is killing this?
I want your kalana. Casper you fucking held my cat arenas and Rakan to fucking piece of shit
Bro put your fucking bitch in man. Fuck you
Anyways, GG.
Who's killing this again? Anyone?
Who's killing this?
Look, I'm ready.
Eh?
This is killable?
I
Can't
Calm down, bro. You're lucky. He has no anti-heal super cool from 34
Nice woman. He trucks a colleague or got where is this fucking briar?
I mean more damage actually
What, like, what can I play?
A Challenger?
The fucking Diana that I just sold?
I don't think the crowd jammed even one off yet, I mean it for sure was not.
Like isn't this augunt actually insane?
Yes?
I don't really want to play Bastion, I just need more damage.
Alright, well hopefully I get some good items, or I'm also weak.
It kinda looks, but I'm curious how it looks late game. Bro, it's gonna be tanky as fuck, man.
Just wait, just wait, just wait, just wait, just wait, uh, belt EF, Amaukii,
I mean I can go another step that's hard, is that good?
Briar.
I'm going to carry a I'm going to carry Fiora and
Fiora and and and it never is not another stuff I can't like I had any other
carries and why it was wrong. Isn't this the fucking what's it called Biff? I just do a carry Fiora
and then I can also GA the if I hit Graves if I hit Graves I play Graves
so I hit Fiora I play Fiora and then I have open rods so I can do a carry
but I mean you can't play anything else man. Honestly Electrocharge provides the items man.
I mean it's pretty good in this fight. It's okay. And it's good. It's pretty good actually.
Now he sees the desire. It's useless. And it's good.
I'd rather just street to a fast end.
Let me start Mission Pup you can grow that good
Just look
lowkey with this hex i can actually end with maokai i'm pretty sure my maokai can have
like 10k health no get but is it worth making 50? 32? 32 level? oh it's too expensive i can't
I think I would still rather play Munu plus uh, just look at this spot man.
GG, GG.
This red side hasn't died a single fucking time.
Yes, it doesn't even have a guard oil and it has a sunfire cape.
Yes.
I'm looking and uh, yeah not good.
I mean, it's not good for the heat watchers, but it's good for me
GG. What is this, Marauder?
Hero Mortarizer will beat you. I mean yes on stage four probably, but not later
What am I supposed to do?
acceleration hex 30% gg a shots already two star jinx bow rod guard gg
I mean I don't have to play, let me see this, let me see this.
Alright, well where's the Akali? Anyone?
I'm tired man.
I'm so healthy man.
Wait, what the fuck, 4-chounder is actually a huge spike.
What the fuck?
What was 4-chounder this good?
Or not good, but like this much stat.
Alright, I mean, I win this round and it's just GG, I mean it actually is.
Cuz I just sat the next stage and I just go 9 on, huh?
His ult already propped?
Do new Ziya Ziya!
Hello?
Oh yeah, wait, is that a boost?
No, I need to win, no, I need to win, please!
No!
I fight this guy any other round that I win, man!
What the f**king bad move!
Oh my god...
Why is he tossing me a bad beat?
Like if he doesn't have Ultra Cash, I wouldn't for sure.
If I had one colleague, I also wouldn't for sure.
I mean it's just a bad beat but I actually needed that gold.
Oh great.
A bow?
A rod?
Is this AD or AP, AD?
I mean I'm trying to carry Vex though.
I'm not trying to carry this stupid-ass kindred this unit is fucking terrible man
Okay, but can I actually even go I'm pretty sure I'm forced to play I mean I'm too poor now I
Can't even I mean I'm forced to play whatever the fuck it's called
Gg okay, let me okay, let me see if I get an econ augment
Bro vests is ass after nurse carried marksman grace and no great no no no no no no that's right
Trust me, if you just look at the stats, best stats got better because there's nothing else to play.
These people are sitting there trying to play the stupid ass gravest bro.
I mean I got it to pop off once, but it's because of- no, no, no, that shit is ass.
It just takes way too fucking long to spike in the GG.
I mean my items, I could go Ginsu, Guard, Kraken.
I mean invested I just skip the nine
Gensu guard rabidons
Can Sue Guard Rabbidon's GA plus a bow?
Did he count?
Yes.
He has Radiant Field Lioness Lament.
And I'm just going to start spamping.
Yeah whatever.
Hopefully he fucks up.
Not really, I mean he won the game anyway.
I mean, I could have of course the bow
I can go BT on front line right now and go rabbit on
And then just get the last third and eventually I can't see a card rabbit on this GAD plus one
Let's see a little bit of history
I mean, this is not even a bad loss. I'm down for this magic
I'm I have fucking invested. Yes
Master you master you ruin it
I would have to go G8, Gensu, Guard on...
What the fuck is going on?
How many Nudu's are gone by the way?
Zero?
I mean, a lousy 2, a lousy, mean garbage.
He might hold minions eventually. I think this guy has a lot of minions, right?
One minion actually.
56, 62 level.
I mean, I sat 2 war, but then the problem is I can rotate into this guy and then I'm just screwed.
Game 3 mana regen is that good? No.
And a BF sword.
A Collie 2?
He's so lucky man, I'm stacking one more than G.E.E.
Like are these real losses?
I don't think so man.
Ah shit.
The thing is, if I fight this guy, I'm getting a thousand gold, and I'm just dead.
But I mean, I have to stack one more, man.
Let me see if this is an Econ one.
Econ? J?
I mean, that is an Econ one.
What is this, Marauder?
Ann Challenger?
What is this, Brawler?
All right, I just open sell my entire board except for a truck's on the calling next turn
And and shit yeah, fuck it. I'm just gonna
And wrap it on and JG and
JG
Great man. Okay. Honestly. This is actually a good beat not really cuz I just rotate into this guy faster after he kills other people
I just rotate into him, but the good beat is holy shit. We're got three as well. Oh my oh
Okay, but the good deed is that I bite him and he has mech so I actually killed an extra unit
I guess but this guy died and then now I can I can ABC a this guy
GG
I mean, I'm kind of down for natural two plus I mean, this is good enough. I'm not gonna read this shit
I just open telling all the shit yep I
I mean surely you you hit something here awesome. I shouldn't even plan or no
I mean it is all five costs it is right
From it's new new three men
But the dude
Morgana Shen that's like race
I don't know why the fuck I don't have a single fucking what's what's the thing
exp by the fuck I up with that minus one I mean it's fine set fast g a bt against
you rabbit on the natural over here and then guardbreaker Sunfire D claw and then
minus one gg a bd obviously a good beat for this guy or I mean for me I guess
and then I have g in one or two drops do why do I have one banks I don't get it
I don't get it
I'll die if I don't even tend to my...
You just affect.
5-3.
6.
I might as well see what it is.
I get a full item.
That's actually a good leader.
I mean it's actually probably better already right now.
Okay, if it's gintu, I mean, it's for sure not that much gintu, so I guess I'll just
go with white.
Alright, I have a fuckin' blitzpair.
I can't- Okay, well, he's out of my pool for now, but it's not gonna have items anyway,
I'm probably going to play some shit I haven't called it a day.
Why does it look like?
Holy shit, I almost lost to this fucking garbage.
Alright!
That's two. Hello. That's two.
Miss Puts two.
It's time to come in and see.
And then I'm gonna take the dance.
And then this guy's in my pool and let me guess.
Just let me guess.
Oh
Okay, well it's not even good because I'm up
It's not fine it's not fine hello I just got run over by
I'll give you the easy way out.
I don't even want to boop items here.
Sure.
Let's do one more wash list.
I can't.
Oh great, look who I'm fighting man.
I'm basically ABCD item which is not even that low.
What's this fucking useless man fucking shit?
I'm dying.
2G.
Out of my-
2G.
I mean, I can Nashor 2 some day, dude.
I have 2 Reboobas.
I mean, if it's Vex 2, I'm done with Nashor, just go for the Giga.
I can Nashor just 2 this fucking day, dude.
2G, good luck.
Alright.
I mean, who do I lose to? Please tell me.
Who do I lose to again? Who do I lose to again?
No one! No one! G3! G3!
He's like, but the problem is the moment I fight this guy I'm just dead, man.
I mean it's not possible, my board is fucking insane.
I actually hit the Vex too, for the first time.
What?
Oh shit, I almost lost!
I
Re-assed
Into guard whatever I can go
Well as long as it doesn't wrap I mean it's not gonna wrap right there's no way
I hope it doesn't wrap, or I'm screwed.
The green's just...
Okay guys, the thing is, I want you guys to understand that even if it doesn't wrap,
this fight is unwindable.
It's legitimately unwindable.
Just look at it set up.
No, no, no, no, just look at the setup.
My board died a little too.
You think my Fiora could wall-e one these grays ever?
No, man.
Just look at his fucking setup.
One, two, three, four, five, six upgrades.
And just look, man.
Psionic, spreading roots, three emblems.
What do they have?
Nova, Marauder, Psionic, Tiny Vedadly on all melee.
So like, throw, it doesn't matter.
What do I have?
Fucking dumbass invested, man.
Oh, God.
My frontline just dies instantly.
He kills one unit and it just dashes and kills everything instantly.
I mean, what do you want me to do?
This Vex unit is fucking trash.
But also, this fucking Marksman Graves.
This on hit, like, Attack Speed Graves is fucking trash.
No care.
You know what's actually good?
QSS.
And you play the melee one.
I'm dead.
And the order of the Seaboon is really fun.
That's just fun to smoke.
Bob-Champ, and the order of the Seaboon.
The Bob-Champ.
I'm sure they hold this somehow, I don't know what it means.
Advanced loan, feed the flames, Soraka Thresh, 20 gold, late game scaling, I run it back.
I don't know if he advanced loan.
Legion of threes is that good?
Probably.
Rope plus one.
Is that good?
I'm pretty sure this road court is actually broken.
No, okay
You didn't get any rolls
Rogue belt back. Yeah, that's not really good
but I don't have a primordium. I could re-roll the taisa with legion of threes, but...
Let me just see what I hit on the Carousel.
It's also Soraka Dresch.
I don't really want to commit my items until...
But doesn't the board actually have a lot of free boss?
The reason I don't really like that line is because you're legit roguing nothing.
Yeah, you get the stats, but you're roguing like...
What do you even roguing?
What the brass?
Oh, I guess it would be Rokarma. Oh, Rokarma.
That actually sounds pretty good.
Alright, I'm done.
Do I just get like 60 BS swords? No.
I didn't hit a glove so that's okay.
All right, I'm in.
The Kaiser Alawi, that line is outdated.
The Kaiser Alawi line is better, what's that?
What's Kaiser Alawi, what's that?
Kaiser Alawi, more the Kaiser.
Kaiser, what's the board?
I said a lauy, moosey, karma, four darsar, something, something, set, tfp, what's that?
What could it be?
A tear and a cloak.
What the fuck, wait, what, you didn't get that?
I didn't get that.
Right, I didn't get it.
And then what do you re-roll?
How do I find-
I find
Check the stats bro that now that's retreat
Holy fuck, that's a re-treat.
What the fuck?
Oh, I got a free re-roll.
Pocket Recon Bomb, is that good?
I mean, I find the 2-star at 2 cost eventually.
And then, uh...
I mean, I'm Legion of Threes, and then I can play Meepsy...
Okay, bro, no, please tell me you're joking, actually.
What the fuck?
Hello?
How?
Don't talk it, you don't know!
You're-
I don't have the edge roll. I didn't get a roll, GD.
I can make 40 but I can also hold these too.
And then just pre-level.
I'm pretty sure I'm sacking the next stage as well.
So I kind of need Ezreal and then also I'm gonna be sacking until like one life.
I mean I get two anvils.
Alright, well if I don't get a Kaisa soon I think I'm screwed.
I need to find a stupid-ass Ezreal so I don't even know why I'm free though, but that's not even true.
If I don't find these three cause soon, I'm pretty sure I'm fucked.
At least I'm getting two anvils, that's pretty good.
Alright!
Yeah, should I just pivot to Broke Corky then?
I don't get it.
I don't have a single fucking unit.
Pocket Recon Bobbie later.
Pocket Recon Bobbie.
Bob
Yeah, yeah, both
I'm out guy and I'm over God
And bill Bell
Hi tough. I mean that's pretty good for me
I'm pretty sure real cork is just like a shirt of worse than mine
I could also just wait on this one I mean I could just jam the show jim
It's not terrible.
The Jamshodion, I mean, it's close to here. Jamshodion, play around, uh, no.
I mean, tier is, like, actually okay on tiers, if you have, like,
I'll be saying, Rogue-Corky gave you, you bought four. Okay, great, man, thanks.
I mean, thanks for letting me know. I, I, I level and play fucking Rogue-Corky, I, I think I'm H.
I think I'm uncompressed in Giga H.
I'm H.
Sweet treat.
Radiant Rascal on...on...
Oh, why spending?
Well, that's kinda good.
I basically get to roll and get infinite gold.
I mean, it's not sweet treats, fuck that. Pandora's items.
Okay, honestly though, I can just say level 7 and I'm pretty sure there's radiant on on kaisa. It's just usually
And I just say level 7. I'm done. I mean I'm pushing levels for one man
Is radiant gumbly good?
I mean you get 40
You get a 40
I
Said it's reading I
Reading complete is oh negative point five six. Yeah, I feel like I'm not five loss anyway repairs
Radiant Sunfire, I mean I'm not taking that
What is this, Dark Star plus Conduit?
Conduit the Dark Star.
I'm just playing that for, what's it called?
I'm not gonna force that then.
Okay.
What should I go for?
Like, what am I saving then?
Okay, if I win this round.
I mean, it says I want Radiant IE, Radiant Guardbreaker, Radiant GS, Radiant Last Whisperer, Radiant
DD, and then it's Radiant Gumbler.
I mean, surely.
No?
I'm just sitting here with- I fucking can't.
Look, there's so much he mauled you, what the f-
Nice man, well played, f-ing idiot.
Raging blue is not even bad, oh it's bad, oh it's bad, oh it's bad.
the money back
i'm kinda down to just drop this zoe plus whatever now
radiant morillo
a bell that's here or whatever the fuck
and then fizz needs uh... what's called items
let me check this lobby
It says like, kinda both? Holy shit, so far... AD...
Like, basically AD, AP, AD, AD...
I might as well just play this, I have nothing else to play.
Aw, I mean, but I am kinda down to go for this items.
What's my A316?
It's not even a bad loss considering I'm just sitting here. I got a roll.
Can this roll? Is this something good? Please?
Or I believe I'm fucked.
I mean, if it rolls into the ring in Gumball, I'll keep it now. It says it's the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 necessary.
I got raided Sunfire again. What? Okay, well I can just go Nunu 2 as my frontline.
If I hit Nunu 2. Hello? Well this has to roll into- oh my fucking god, this has to roll
I get a roll? No? Alright. Hello? Hello? Am I screwed? Radiant warmog? I mean, Radiant,
I don't care, I mean I'm waiting for Kaisa for sure.
Cause the thing is...
Oh, Radiant Kaisa is legit OP.
Yeah.
And I could save another glove.
I could just wreak above the shit.
Okay, I mean I'm just gonna keep this now, whatever.
There's only 5 Radiant Ones, but I did what it is.
to get a belt bow belt glove why do I have one copy
But it's 40 AD 2 mana regen, that's pretty good.
Why do I have one copy of Fizz?
I...
K!
Riven...
I have three Kaisa's GG. Partial Ascension, Finder Center, Miss Connections, Twin Guardians,
is that good? No. Finder Center, no. Second Wind, Partial Ascension, second Wind. Second
I mean...
I mean, the partital side is kinda good.
Kaisa, Giz, Riven...
I mean...
another Kaisa...
a Reast...
a Fist of Kiran...
and next in is... what's it called?
I mean, it just goes infinite with Radiant Gumblin and you just pop hold and...
I just need a chain, and I need a Tysa 3, and then Fizz 3, and then I also wouldn't mind
Oran 3.
This guy has 50 fucking gold, I don't even know why he's still level 7.
I mean, surely you could level to 8 man, like how the fuck can you take invested and
be level 7 on 14?
That is the fucking rage rate.
I mean just look, just look at Kaisa, man, okay.
I just have to survive?
I have zero orn, I have no econ.
I
Imagine a lot of 40
Can I can I even buy anything my role
Five Kaisa's I need or in three and then also I have three of them days
Oh
You're not saying I don't hit aren't these items was rode better on working. No, man
Great. I'm fighting fucking the talcalae the loss of gallium to whatever the fuck to I don't have a single fucking store, man
I mean, I have to take this rock and one, and the size is kinda nice though.
Oh yeah.
I'm Ramboose?
That's pretty good.
I mean, that was good.
It's two mana regen and 48, like how can that be bad?
I mean, they can't be.
Oh, god, I don't know what kind of spot I'm on.
I was trying to see if I wanted to play Rammus 2 as my main thing.
I didn't get Rammage to do and I can't really more all right. I have zero copies
of anything
Wait, I want a route.
J!
Alright.
I mean, if I lose this round, I'm just gonna sell this, right?
I have- my frontline item is gargoyle, that's it.
How can you go for 3x different 3-costs, start 3-costs with no Econ? That's a great question.
That's a great question.
I- I don't know how I'm hitting this shit.
I mean, I'll just sell Wraths for 30, I mean, that's pretty good.
And then maybe it just gives me 30 fucking gold.
Uhhhhhhh...
Okay, well, I mean, this has to be a good beat. He's- he's- he's one of them with Kali 3.
And I rolled a Bramble Vest, I mean that's also good, right?
Okay.
No.
Gee, gee.
No, no, no, if I hit, if I hit Kaisa 3 the game's over.
I have partial ascension, 20% amp on, on this?
You just, it's just gonna sit there and watch out the entire board.
Yo, what the fuck, I went to sleep in this morning and he's playing question mark first message.
April 30th, 2026
Oh, it's your first...
I mean, I think it was smart for a frontline to just call it a day.
I mean, how much magic damage?
How... I can't even see my fucking...
I mean, I don't really care. I'd rather have an actual fucking tank item, not this fucking bullshit, man.
Like, any... any... okay, nice. Oh, that's perfect.
Andy gives me 10 gold. GG.
Do I even want to roll? I might as well... Okay, nice, nice, nice, that's actually pretty good.
One roll, I hit that.
And...
Alright, and then now I heal, and then as the moment I'm 1HP, I'ma just fucking send it.
Actually, I'm probably gonna stack until I lose one, and then I'm gonna roll to like 30.
And then if I hit one kaisa, I'm just gonna go true zero.
But...
TFT Academy says Shogun is a must-on kind of-
How can Shogun be a-
How can you gain 10 mana?
How is that even-
How?
How can you gain 10 mana on takedown and then want to build a fucking mana item?
Aw, great, man.
Okay, I mean, it's actually good, he's 50 gold.
So maybe he's weak.
except they just look at the shit and line up on all this HP I think he's like
five more years or six more years
yes
I mean there's there's just look look look I would I have to fuck it like look just look
I mean I have to fucking I can't just secure it I mean I already rolled it once but if it goes into 4-1
I don't have a third item. I'm already dead man. I already have last one already have IE so it's less good
But obviously if I got like guard breaker DV or GSG but I mean I mean I can and I'm gonna be dead
It's fine
Like let's say let's say the Delta
Let's say the Delta is like the average placement is 0.2 if I lose 4-1 when I could have won 4-1 with an item slam
It's already on me
And this is really bad cuz I got the deal
I mean I'm healing to 15 I guess.
Alright, well...
It's a brass tune here, it's a brass tune here.
But how the fuck?
How?
We how?
I will not let you fall.
I mean, I'm pretty sure this fight is in 100-0, I'm not going to lie.
This can't kill Kaisa and the moment I ascend the Kaisa DPS is too high.
No gap.
And I think I'm dead.
Nice end.
I mean that's just a Ram is too rough to ditch.
I was at 50 gold.
I rolled down. I had to sell Rammus too. I had to sell Rast too. I had to sell Karma
Pear. I had to sell Fizz too. Fizz, Fizz. And I barely hit. Like, oh my...
8 what a fucking tier two econ augment is supposed to give me a hundred gold I
it is 5 5 it is 5 5 and I greened 50 gold for another three turns on top of
me selling my
I'm tired
One more day till screams my man. Don't be sad wait wait we have scrims when
May 1st
Gg what's our the scrims do I have to show up
230 est
probably. I mean, with how much Pressman taught shit about my level of play, I mean, how about
we have Emily wing something for me? All right, why not just both not show up? I mean,
you don't show up first, you tell Pressman you refuse to show up. And then I'll just
be like, I mean, shit, I mean, might as well. I mean, if you, like, if you,
I mean, we can all play in 3v4.
Oh, God.
I'm tired.
What is this Q time?
Low key, Emily better than Senzigo, but Senzigo is greater than K3 digits.
Yup.
and the keyword is fucking low-key man that's why i knew it was gonna destroy the bigger
beat in the internet every hour it made it to the ball four every new single he draws
is in a frustrating as a manager is it my singing is it the lyrics manager of life
It's just a bad beat.
Ugh.
Oh.
I'm ranked 23.
Is that even bad?
I mean, don't look at rank 1 LP.
But I mean, is rank 23 even bad?
No.
That's pretty good, man.
I have a good feeling this is the year we win.
the year we win. I sure hope so, man. Too bad your teammate is hard stuck 500 LP. GG.
No, but like no joke though. This is gonna sound like, like okay, obviously I like
my true LP is not 500 LP and this is gonna sound like fucking cope. But you
You know what the fucking juice of 44 is?
It's when you can top four with the complete dog comb.
Like what's like a dog comb?
Like what's a comb that's complete fucking trash?
And like, no, the best part is
when the comb has no future.
When the comb has absolutely no fucking level nine
Your only job is to sit there and press D on A like a complete dumbass.
Like Corky Riven.
Yes, yes.
Basically, if you top 4 with Corky fucking dumbass Riven, in fact, if you go 5th place with Corky Riven in a 4v4 game, you basically won the game.
You, you, it is better to go 5th with Corky Riven than to go first with anything else.
Like, I mean, there's not that many cops to play, man, and then re-roll is a lot worse, and then...
And then, and then, on your roll down, you can't just three way contest Nunu, you're
sitting there holding fucking dumbass Corky Ribbon and Nune, and Rammus, and you still
go fit, and get this, your comp has no future, and you just press D like a dumbass, straight
to zero every single turn, you have 30 gold, and the only upgrade you don't have is
a fucking meepsy 2, I don't fucking care, I will be true fucking zero, I don't
care how inefficient it is.
If someone were to watch gameplay where you have Corky 2, Remus 2, Ribbon 2, and you're
just sitting there pressing D for a Meepsy 2-0 item, I think you're going to get reformed.
But I mean, your comp is ass.
It's ass.
And you don't have a future anyway.
Who cares?
Wait. Wait.
Wait?
No!
You...
Okay.
I don't know.
The tech is you wait for them to roll.
Okay.
Wait.
because you wait for them to roll in case they have bonkers of shit.
Is this the TF in medallion?
I have two jacks!
Two jacks!
Patience, branching out, expedition, Ezreal...
Wait, I'm uncompressed, GG.
What's a good augment that I can hit with augmented power?
If I'm playing...
Wait.
I mean, why don't I just play Bay guard 3?
Bro fuck Jax man.
Fuck you.
Pandora's items.
No, that's right.
Let's find Lululee Roll in the Dallion.
Oh, sure, I got one, and that's pretty good.
I'm going to get Primordian, who knows.
It's good. Why do you need equal to all of zero zero nine?
GG.
My eyes are open.
The router IE? Is that good? Expedition of the Night Season of the Pantheon of the East.
I'm tired.
I
Get belt belt
20 money 30 gold
But honestly, it's just gold opener. I think no one that takes it
No one took it. I could have just one person took it and he just got a gold for free. Fuck you
I mean honestly Bobo is pretty good though a truck
Okay.
Uh, the player's not even on, man.
Uh, they should have buffed blue, red button on this set.
What's that?
Alright, why do I have a total of 4 Vaegars?
Bro, I could have just kept the Leona and just printed Leona 3.
This is Marauder, Primordian.
I'm surely, like surely can't open harder than I can.
I think I'm too strong.
I think I just won the round instead of selling my board because I wanted to hold Anima.
I wanted to hold anima and I just tossed the gates.
Why am I still in this game?
Is the real question.
Why am I still in this game?
Honestly, I can actually probably streak, don't get it, because I have Vhagar 2 to play around.
Vhagar, what does this do?
What does that do?
Nothing?
I'll let it probably.
I mean, as long as I can streak, it's fine.
But if I can't streak here, it's just really...
I need a meepsy
Poppy
Poppy too, there's no meepsy or no meepo
I'm going to come in with Galaxy going inside out.
20 to level.
I'm going to face the King of Level.
All right, and now I'm fighting level six I'm fighting a Belkai to level six
I have two items set up on big R2 and a poppy 2 frontline with...
I mean, it's a 50% chance to get fucked.
Oh my god, oh yeah, more vagars. I mean that's pretty good.
Tom Kench.
Is there another replicator I can play?
Oh, Shady Leona, is that good?
Horn, Toppy, Meepie...
Okay, I mean, it's actually fun. You actually need to be fun.
But all you need is the econ because I could just play 7 people on 4-1 and start printing.
Lulu too.
GG.
That was fun.
And back to losing.
And now me.
You're 2 hours or 18 gold.
And back to losing the knowledge your two hours are 18 gold. Thanks
You can have any idea of what you're playing if you can't figure out what I'm playing from this spot
Just do everyone a favor in the lobby and don't even bother scouting.
How the fuck are you looking at this?
What?
What is this demon playing?
What?
It's like looking at 1 plus 1 and you don't know the answer.
The fucking you can get a million dollars 1 plus 1 and you're just sitting there.
I don't know.
It's just I didn't kill a single unit on fucking 8
I mean, I have Wormon's Gargoyle.
I didn't hit again.
If I go Sunfire, then I play around half a double natural 2.
I mean it's not as well as I will but usually what I was very good and then I
have a spark some fire spark Nashor to natural to natural to
I should probably hold like a list I guess I could just take hand beyond half
half nash or two half I mean if I if I didn't win that one round I mean no I
would be dead also with my Sunfire over here man also why the fuck am I fighting
level 720 volts with an econ augment I mean I'm fighting a fucking and then I
I augmented powered a fucking booster pack.
I mean at least I got a Vigor I guess,
but I'm pretty sure I still wanna play Seven People.
I mean I have to when I'm screwed.
I guess I can hold Nami and Liss.
Where's Liss?
A, B, C, D, and then I can also hold Nami, I guess.
Not really.
I mean, I can also just play like a random ounce of ribbon on my board if I want to play with
ribbon.
I mean, I'm probably not playing this, but I can play this with Tom Kensha when I play
with a ribbon.
Did you see a ribbon?
Alright, belt.
Alright, half nash or two.
I mean, it's actually good.
I mean, my items are actually insane.
So that's the good news.
Like, Nashor, Nashor, JG, I mean that's pretty good.
Alright, if this doesn't hit JG, I'm gonna hit JG, I'm gonna hit JG, I'm gonna hit JG.
Okay, and I'm TK paired.
I mean, I lose my streak, but it's fine as long as I hit 7 equal, or if I don't hit 7 equal, I just find one Vayne more.
And then now I'm still, I'm still 3 lives. It's actually fine. See?
isn't this 4 lives? uh, actually, I mean it's 4 lives if I get good losses on stage 3
but it's probably 3 lives. probably like 2, 2 loss, like 1 loss on stage 3 into 1 loss
I don't have a, uh, what's it called?
Oh, nice.
I mean...
Well, I'm not playing this game.
Okay.
I don't have, I mean, I could go, uh...
Alright.
Alright, G.D. G.D. G.D. G.D. I'm who the fuck do I lose to for this entire stage?
Please tell me, who do I lose to? That's right. That's right. That's right.
Absolutely fucking no one. My board is good, man. I mean, it's fucking insane, man. I mean, my items are...
Okay.
Hmm.
Little buddies.
Climb the ladder.
Vertical Meeple.
Just climb the ladder. Good.
No.
Oh!
Is this close to upgrading?
Oh!
Okay.
Jay.
Okay.
Look at my board buddy.
Yay.
I don't think I have the single target to kill this Briar.
And the Briar just killed my entire board.
I don't want to roll for Rammus too, man.
I should probably sell this before it gives me the fucking, oh my god.
I don't lose, man. My board is actually good.
Kori, Osuna, the Sheppard.
Just gold.
Alright, Tomkens 2. I mean, I can't roll anymore, man.
I can't.
What is this? Sheppard?
I don't even have Liss.
Or I don't have, uh...
Yeah, I don't have Liss.
But then I also can't even drop it because of what's the problem?
I mean this is my board.
I mean I can play this plus pike and then get three and then get- I should probably check what the sign on sign is.
Oh wait, oh, this is actually good. And I just don't play-
I should probably hold this.
Oh no, this is already a 4 even though I can't get it.
A Blitzcrank?
A Jhin?
Jhin?
Blitzcrank?
Jhin.
Blitzcrank?
Jhin.
Jhin?
Blitzcrank.
Alright, the thing is that Soraka, so if I win this next round I can actually be another
2 lives.
And there is this here.
I could play this plus a...
What does 3 meeple do?
Cuz I could also just drop the stupid ass poppy ramus
For pike
Let's drop this
I will legit have no future
I want to move this to ramus and then I play and then I drop this and I put this
over that
And then I can play Sona
I mean drop drop
For this Sona
And I just play Jizz
But it has to have Rammus too and my board is fucking bad, but it has to have Rammus too
Although they're not even close up
Heepo. I'm just as strong as I am right now.
I can drop drop on Rammus too and then play List Sona and then I level for Jin.
My board is legit disgusting.
But I need Rammus too man. It's what I like to call a bad thing.
Rammus? What is Jin? I mean this is a good unit.
Jhin's actually just a good unit.
Is it really worth driving TK2 and you hit Ramastee? Fuck yeah.
This top-catch unit is not a real tank.
This unit is fucking ass. Like just look man, it's dead.
A Wormon's D-Golf Submarine is dead instantly. And now in one life, man.
GG.
It's just dead and like this unit is not tanky.
But I mean I don't really want to roll though. I'm not rolling for enough.
If Remus is actually taking 5 people, who the fuck goes 5 people fucking TJ paint?
What the fuck?
What is that?
Abardo.
10 volts plus whatever it's called.
Nami.
Sona, Morgana, Pantheon. Sona too, is that good? Biometer, drop 2 gold.
I mean, I honestly, it's not even that bad.
And I can also play Kaisa at our apartment instead of Jhin.
I can, what I can do is I can just, I don't know, warm up is not this for sure.
And then if it's an AP matchup, I'll just swap accordingly.
I'm this guy's ADC, okay two gold that's pretty good man, good job Zona.
okay I mean another two gold that's pretty good as well and and and and and okay
I mean I got a lot of gold please please please please please please please please
I am about to win out man please ten gold I'm ten gold Ramus to GD what
Yeah, I want to know why I did that.
Rammus? Okay, Pikeshoe, that's pretty good.
And yeah, fuck, I can't do anything, dude.
And I can't do...
No.
Uh, I mean, this Vhagar unit is kind of good.
I don't really like Nashors.
Nah, Vhagar's too good. I can't.
I... nope.
I should probably see it though. I mean, I probably should just commit both rulers though.
is that strong I this is I have zero ramus I mean if I have ramus do I
actually went out I just I just gotta send it on
One more cast in GG. Alright. What'd I get? A karma. I mean that's pretty good.
Rammus? A karma? Whatever the fuck this is? 20% attack twice? Rammus!
SHITTLE?
Bro, it's one turn away, man.
Surely that could hit something here.
I didn't hit. GD. I think I just got weaker.
Oh fuck, how much, man.
The Rammus is actually a G. I think.
Why is my Rammus dead instantly?
It has a radiant IE.
This guy is strong as fuck, by the way.
When I had Radiant I.E., didn't this guy get fucked?
Like legit 100-0?
Like when I had Radiant I.E. as real, I legit one shot them instantly.
Like this is a bad beat.
Like my frontline is actually good, man.
It's actually good.
I replaced the stupid STK for Shepard plus another Voyager, which is even more...
Just wait.
And...
Eh...
Nah, fuck the blue buff.
Don't care.
And Karma 2.
Don't care.
And...
I mean I can go shogun and then voidsap this but do I really want to voidsap this no
I feel like it hits more units like this oh yeah also should I just frontline someone
I don't do damage not really
Why is my Ramus dead instantly?
I guess we would have a tank item instead of like if I buy a preserver, like if I buy
a preserver I kind of want the TK.
The fact that you got 3rd in that spot is crazy, yes, thank you, thank you.
i'm bryor against mages is a legit bad d. it's the definition of a fucking bad d.
this primordian re-roll is pissing me off.
Yeah, I just realized, isn't D-claw fucking trash?
The last patch, it was actually good, but isn't D-claw just like, why do I keep building
D-claw?
This item is terrible!
You get one shot by Ergot, you get one shot by Ergot, you get one shot by Ergot,
Primordian, you get one shot by Kaisa, you get one shot by Zaya, you get one shot by Jhin,
you get one shot by Ezreal, you get one shot by...
What are you supposed to build from Cloak's in an AP comp?
I don't know, something, Gargoyle?
I don't know.
I mean, no, it's my Corky, man, the produce Corky.
Corky!
Bro, no one's getting a one-shot by fucking dumbass Corky because no one plays that piece of garbage.
Corky!
He's actually good.
Really?
Bro, I am genuinely learning a lot from you.
Oh, you know what?
I appreciate that.
Thank you for letting me know.
I'll give you a sub, buddy.
$5.99 plus $0.36 in tax. No problem, buddy.
Or like, not no problem. Thank you.
Complete purchase and...
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Oh, I have to use Apple Pay. My fucking credit card is declined.
All right, never mind. Sorry.
Not too lazy.
Pro is broke. True.
K3 Scammer.
like just look if you have oran 3 kaisa 3 and you have a 3 item biz what do you know
what this means it means the game is bad like it when there's no way when you roll this
much gold on level 7 you don't find one of ramus 2 or karma 2 and there's no way you
don't find Wraths 2, but the fact that I'm just loading in with 1 star Ramas, 1 star
Karma, and 1 star Wraths, what does that mean?
I had to sell this fucking garbage to Upredition, and there was actually infinite fights that
was just Wraths 2 dip, man.
There was one fight where I lost my 1 HP Wraths 2 dip, there was another fight where
I lost my fucking 1 unit, and that's a Ramas 2 dip.
How can you hit nothing?
I'm dark
I'll be right back. I'm gonna get some ice.
What?
No, I brought a water thing, but I want it iced.
Watch that I believe? Yeah, it's actually kind of nasty.
Wait, can you guys see on camera that this is, that it's kind of dirty?
I think I spilled some Chipotle on this one.
I, I have a wireless mouse.
Wow.
You can click.
You will know your place.
Bro, I need to uh, you're hooding musty as hell, sir. Don't care!
All right, well, it's so musty why don't you buy me a new one then? Oh great. This is a great encounter, man.
Pog Jane.
Bro, I need to stand up more when I play.
I feel like I like forgot to get up. I feel like I've been sitting on that chair
for the last six hours and I haven't, I haven't moved.
Oh, I have a standing desk.
GG, GG, GG, GG.
Let's finish this quickly.
sit down you were making the ancients
I mean I'm for sure putting tempo so that's the case and that's on a real and
I don't think so, because I'm not going to get one of the broken autos, there's no autos.
Alright, this is not a spot to re-level autos, I don't know what the fuck it is.
Alright, I'm sorry, Gigi.
Alright.
Gigi.
I'm just looking for Lulu, because if I can get Lulu on my board, I get 2 Gold for
win.
Gigi.
Yeah having direction on this portal GG. I mean yeah I would agree.
Bro has one glove called Xi. I mean it's it's more so I'm just streaking around all the all the board units and then the idea
What the fuck that is DC what the fuck was that? Hello?
Well, can you hear me? You are a great player, so you don't listen to the haters. Can anyone hear me?
The fuck?
Small F. Wait, was it the server or was it me?
you just look at my spot man all right Lulu new new or Ziya Lulu new new Ziya
Lulu? Great, man. I found Mastery Lee.
I imagine he's kind of good, honestly.
Unless you don't really give this legit fucking broken.
But I don't have TF2, it's not that broken.
Bro, this could have been Nunu or Zaya, and that'd be falling too old a turn.
And then if I find a Lulu on top of the Nunu and Zaya, I'd be falling four gold a turn.
It would just be a GG.
Oh, legit GG.
Wait, this guy's Zaya.
The fuck he has a Lulu?
Can I afford this?
Like, you get this as soon as the round ends or something happens.
Do I get it right now?
I mean, this guy Ziya as well though, but I don't think I care.
I mean, let me see what this is.
Okay, now.
Yeah, like missing first time to hold this, you know, on my board, or like that, I'm
not going to be playing for the next-
Game 2 reforges now in one at the start of whatever you use a reforger game to
hold.
The fuck?
the fuck
Okay, well, I mean that's pretty good because I want I mean I want the bow as well man. All right
Okay, I
Mean this is really good if you're winstriking because your items are gonna just be bad
And then if your items and now my items are gonna be good
Like if you're like this this account is actually terrible for the game like it's really good
I feel like it's pretty bad for the game, because I'm like winstriking, and now it's just like a winharder, you know what I mean?
All the trash items, I'm just gonna sit here and spam the uh...
The uh... the uh...
The Reforge.
F.
Wait, I'm lagging?
Is it actually me?
really? is anyone not lagging or no? not lagging? oh it's probably just it's probably like a
It's such a reason shit that GD.
I have Xio for sure.
Rast?
I guess I can hold birbing as well on the roll down.
and also hold like ramus on the roll now I guess.
I guess that's full streaking? I didn't lose, right?
GG.
It's just so boring, man. Like, isn't this game just fucking over?
Look at my spot!
Level 5 making 40?
I think I'm double pumped?
I just need a Lulu?
Oh, board is like not that good, but if you win streak it's good.
Because you get more money for winning.
And you get more money for winning.
And then also I can get even more gold because of the boarders.
Rod, Belt, Belt, Chain, Rod, I don't know why they use these Reforgers yet though, I mean what's wrong with my items?
You gain a Giant's Belt and after 3600 health, does Warmog's Nunu 2, does Warmog's Nunu 2 with Vertical Boar attach that out?
No.
Twin Guardians.
That's really good.
Hey, Trog.
Beltchain, play around rod.
I don't really want to use these reforges.
I want to save the report just for like some dog items, but I feel like these items aren't even dog
Yeah, I'm getting I can get like six old
What even are dog items I mean they're gonna be dog items like after
After a little bit, but it's not gonna be bad for now. I
Mean I just have lasses of Sunfire for now
Take mid-max for gold. Honestly, I'm kinda down. It's so many reporters.
Wait, is it disabled actually? You can't get mid-max for this one?
I mean, you'd get way too... I mean, BFL's not bad.
If I play three Stargazer...
Jewel of Lotus... I mean, I don't really want Jewel of Lotus.
I mean, I'd go Lucky Gloves and Reforgedies for DGs.
I feel pretty good hold the line that's good. No sweet treats. I mean it's be able actually good
Cuz I kind of want to play vertical stargazer and it's only for we got both that got nerfed actually
Oh, fuck you. Oh, jeez. Jeez. Jeez. Oh
I can just print infinite gold, how can you even be offered this one?
Loki had just reforged the cloak so I could make Econ.
I mean, it's too late, because I didn't...
You know, on every single neutral,
for every component you get, you get more reporters
because the golden remover just makes it
so you just get infinite reporters.
How are you even allowed this?
Okay, so now you don't need that
something stupid as you do.
Baron's lair went out to new recruit.
Baron's lair on Twin Guardian frontline, I mean, I'm in.
and then you can just reforge the fucking tank item if it's bad.
I belt overflow warmog, I mean...
Wait, didn't they nerf this?
That's still good.
It's D-Con, goodness lobby. No, no, yes.
Kind of, no, no, you know.
Last Whisperer, BS-word, Red Buff, Rod, GG, Tier, Hodge, Hello?
A Giant Slayer.
GG.
I don't have another fucking- I mean I'm getting 60 more recorders.
And Johnson is actually the leader, it's fine.
I mean just look how much gold I'm printing.
The fuck?
I can't-
And I'm getting another 5 gold.
I'm level 740 gold on 3-3.
game 2 go the next time you create an item gain a copy
gain a copy of one of the components at random
like blue buff and then I just restart reporting the gears
I mean I'm done to take this and just always click kill as the thing
I mean there's more components to kill
what it is. Is that a briar? Two? A collie? A bard? A Samira? I mean I'm just sort of
I'm gonna try to forge the blue buff.
Don't care.
Mmm...
I mean, it's not actually farming gold right now, though.
But I'm probably actually playing gnar plus what's it called.
I'm not playing mission.
I think this is probably better because I have a fucking 3 on what's it called.
I'll probably play bard and gnar plus whatever it's called.
Samira, Raiast.
I mean, tier is actually good, I really want one tier in a flurry, I don't even know what
it is.
I have Baron's lair with a Sunfire Cape as my only tank item.
Diora!
My only tank item is a fucking tier, or a Sunfire, but the bait.
I
Call you do you get 8% health instead
I mean I didn't hold nor Rammus. Where's NAR?
They already have the bar go I don't really want to keep the
Where's Rammus?
Oh, he's already in here.
Great.
He has BellBat3 on 5, man!
But yeah, how are you even allowed to be offered mid maximum?
I don't get it.
Oh wait, I just don't get it.
What the fuck?
I've already farmed like 20 fucking gold!
I mean I could play Kindred 2 as my main carry and then play any challenger and then just
uses to go nine
i'm pretty healthy
i do need like a challenger though
four star user
I don't have time to keep this.
And then I just report this to you.
Is cold good?
Nope.
I'm not gonna do this anymore.
Is tier good?
Nope.
Is it rod good?
I mean it's not bad.
If I get a...
Just look man.
Just look.
I- I'm just printing?
Nope.
on my board
I don't want to sell Ross to
The rocks there
Ah, great. Tomcachedu.
Kindred actually does damage.
The, uh, okay.
This Kindred, you know what I realize?
This Kintu item on Kindred has to be bad.
Like I'm looking at this Kindred damage.
My Kindred actually does damage.
but it usually does not
all right
on the main items are way too good
I have broad.
I have to roll a shot 15 times, gain 2 component and build, you guys good?
I can go Kraken Kraken, Kraken Kraken, G.S. and then go, oh I can also go Gensu plus, and then play around Gensu plus...
Mordekaiser, Jinx, Fizz.
I just realized, my Nunu doesn't even have Vanguard.
What?
I mean what I can do is just not play this.
I just don't place this, and then that way I can get Van Gogh from my frontline.
How am I even streaking here?
Kinsu, Kraken, DV, G.S.
WEAKER!
I mean, bro, I'm pretty sure I'm just fighting complete fucking trash cans.
Like, what did I even fight here?
I'm just looking at this board, man.
WEAKER!
Oh, I need one Nard, though.
But I also need Nunu, too, and I need...
1-1-2-1-2-1-2-2-1-2-1-2-1-2-2- 1-2-12
Huh?
I'm actually poor as fuck. I mean, I also need one NAR.
Where I can't roll. Stream lagging? Am I lagging?
Oh, this restaurant's fuck is Nunu 2, man. I mean, I'm a rating card breaker.
Oh, what the fuck did he find this- Oh, not sure what's up.
Oh, my eyes can't...
Oh, god. Is that a low release? Not really.
He's gonna have braves too.
I can outcap this?
Didn't he say I already win the game?
He just hit grapes.
He's the number one Giga.
I can't.
That's pretty good.
It's an item for what you call Nara.
Rammus, Mordekaiser, Aetros.
I mean, if I don't hit, you know what it is.
What am I missing?
A genie.
What am I missing, Jim?
This is our world, first.
Two stars at night.
Okay, so I don't have to start the dude
Ginsu cracking last whisper
DB
GS
Blue buff I should probably probably I mean I'll just put this on this for now. I have one reporter. That's it. I
Don't have a single to stop. I don't have a single to stop
I mean I can't even play this because I have 3 and a fucking bardo.
Uh, I can move items to uh, I mean even if it's mana item, it'll probably cast.
I mean what I can do is do this, and then that way my Nunu's guaranteed to cast, yeah.
Assuming he doesn't just get fucking Wuncha like some bullshit.
Alright, and now I just go 10.
4, like some idiots.
But I'm pretty sure this guy won the lobby man.
He is... He luxuri- When I luxuri-self, I get fucking Sona.
When he luxuri-self, he gets a fucking Graves.
And then he wins the Golden Gamble and gets a Radiant Guard Breaker.
And now he just has a 30 Upgrade fucking Graves and...
I don't get it. I don't get it.
I can't...
How come he gets that? I get a fucking... I got Sona.
Or a fucking farm
I would rather just go more front line at Baron's lair I just have to survive I have one
and also I'm kind of down to the report this eventually.
Wormogs, this,
Battle of the Sunfire, I mean man,
this is gonna be a warm enough,
and now he's from on this.
Jee.
This is a wrap, right?
I would say the losing route is important for this game.
Hello?
I wasn't joking when I said nothing stands in my way.
piloted game soju oh thanks thank you I mean I would have to agree on that one
I'm kind of just I just never click front line because I rather just move
adaptive over here and then just go for a third item barred and then like no
like not going through anything I just have parents layer I have two good
tanks and gd
two good tanks and gd
This guy's braze has...
Did not just roll a knife or do two gyms into the dome man, you're gonna hit anyway.
I have 70 HP.
I mean, I'll try to kidnap the dragon, man.
I need to stall a little bit.
Okay, I don't want to cast a melee probably.
so we have enough damage to actually launch on it
did i get it?
no
i can't
I'll probably move adaptive over here.
I could go Vex too with Gintsu GS plus 1.
one off of TK3. Hello? How is no one playing any defense on this TK? Hello? I mean, I
Fuck I could have ah shit
I mean I can't even go for new news because this guy has new news
And I might as well roll for both
I can roll for Rammus and Nunu, but honestly I might as well just go Tyned and then roll
on Ternauts.
He's one Shani, three Greys.
That's so much gold.
I just should just watch out my entire fucking board.
I mean, he's dead, the moment he rotates into him again.
I'll just roll on ten odds.
I can go like Ramus 3, I can go Bar 3, Gin 3.
What, if I have this much gold?
If you have this much fucking gold, you-
I can't- I mean I can't even roll right now, and this guy has- this guy has fucking do-do too.
But like, you can't just roll for only one unit, you're not gonna hit shit.
The legendary odds go from 15% to- I don't even know what.
It's some high enough though.
Man, if we put this fucker to die.
Ah, shit. I uh, I've come for no reason. I lost a gold.
You know, I'll be level.
I can't even roll because his motherfucker has 3 new noob.
I'm not a battle house viewer.
If you're fighting, uh, I'll reinforce the adaptive river, I mean 6-0.
I'm gonna talk as if like, oh wow it's the tech, time to reforge, it's 6 gold, bomb
I can crawl, it's just fucking rage rate, man, it's a legitimate rage rate.
Gintu, Murana.
Now I just choose one side after I hit.
after i hit ramus nunu am i actually able to go for a 3 star?
which side?
i mean it's probably one of these
and the 4 gods are 40, 25
did i just sell a ramus?
oh oh oh it's right here
i have 4 ramus 4 nunu
I'm just gonna wrap this up.
This is actually not me, I didn't place any defense whatsoever.
I
What can I sell I still know the dragon
Oh, we have a story. Is that good? Oh, I need Jim. I need Jim back. I don't have Jim.
I don't have Jim. Do I even win?
How much magic damage is he doing?
I don't even know what the fuck I'm faster blue buff cast.
Does he even have armor scaling?
Oh yeah, it does.
Oh, I will keep him in the- I will keep him back.
GG, GG.
I can't.
Rammus looks 20 times better than fucking dumbass Tomcatch.
I can't.
Okay.
How can min max be enabled with that boon? I don't know.
I think I farmed like 50 fucking gold for min max on top of getting perfect items with
the golden remover.
So I'm just swapping all this garbage all over the place.
I don't know.
Yes, I'm gonna hit 2k obvious this was a world champ. I get it. We can the other than see the cob of corn and just a few things didn't think so buddy
and
What is food, guesser?
What am I, so how do I guess this?
Uh, pig's head, blood, large tongue, skin?
How?
How the fuck was with the guesses? I don't fucking know.
Uh, pig blood.
Cinnamon clothes.
Cinnamon clothes nutmeg.
Uh, pine nuts.
Brazen, scarlet.
Pig's head.
Blood. Pig blood. Pig blood.
How am I supposed to guess this? I don't get it.
Pig blood is actually good, but I've never had this dish. I've never seen this before.
Can I just cheat? Does anyone know?
No, I mean I'm never gonna guess it. I don't even know where to start Scotland or Poland
What?
Eh, wait, warm?
Oh, oh, here's your warm.
Romania.
No.
Wales.
No.
Spain.
No.
You are so, I'm just a copy-pasted, it's Portugal.
What is this? Burroldo? Oh, Italy. I mean, I'm gonna pass on this one. GG. This is Asian as fuck.
Uh... How are she... What are trodders? What is that? Is that wheat?
What?
Pardon me?
Tomatoes?
Salt butter, base, cardamom, do-
What?
I mean this...
I don't...
Cold! GG!
What?
It's to the west I don't even know where Thailand is I'm not gonna lie.
I mean I'm pretty sure like the oranges isn't it Asian for sure?
Fuck it. I'm just gonna put like China or some shit. Fuck it. No!
I give up!
Egypt.
Oh. I did not know that.
I mean, this actually looks pretty good.
What the fuck is this?
Korea.
Wait, I'm cheating.
Ah, shit.
Wait, really?
I mean, this actually looks pretty good as well.
I give up.
Uh, this dish?
Over rice?
GG.
It's uh, it's intestine, came blood, and like some pickled like vegetables and you
just put it over rice.
oh gee gee gee gee
that shit is good as fuck
no cat
bro quick look at the fucking eut man it's actually good i mean it doesn't look good but it's good
Twisted fate. I mean someone could have easily found like a lulu or some other garbage and just get mounted in for free
And I don't have mounted in
On
I would remember your name and shout it to the animals.
Treasure Hunt and I re-roll some garbage.
What would I re-roll? I'm not a treasure hunt, so...
I mean, I could also just fight loss.
I mean, I said I would never take this again, because last time I got opened on.
But if you don't get opened on...
I mean he has Legion of Threes though, but I mean there's no reason for me to open.
I mean I can just treasure hunt and just play anything.
Yeah?
I'm pretty sure this open is just OP.
No gap.
I just don't want to play though.
You can't play big stuff.
Oh nice, he's also open.
Is this trying to anime cash out?
there's two openers I mean surely this guy doesn't just dodge me and the other
opener 20 times in a row right surely surely again a lot something something
stage six from then unlock something something spend 60 early learnings with
chogat whatever it's called. Wait he's 3?
Chogat, Brexite.
He's got no pivot but I'm pretty sure this guy's trying to play chogat.
Did I fight him?
How?
Mountain Lulu plus Horizon Focus.
Bro, let's just stop looking at him, man.
I mean, this guy's brawler plus one.
You can't really hit her, God, it's a problem.
Velvet.
I mean, he actually played a board, so it's only me that's open now.
I mean, okay, honestly, you can't even get to 500, so I don't even care, man.
I'm just gonna play my game.
Don't care.
Who's the worst unit of these?
Probably, I mean, either the best one, Belved.
I can also just play Belved and just play Primordian.
Solo frontline Belved.
I'm pretty sure I use this because he has vision of threes on a lowy and what's it called?
Yeah, nice.
I'm just for sure.
But I feel like it's contested.
This is EPOT.
Okay, I mean, you can't get to 500, so...
And honestly, I don't think you can get to 400.
Unless you decide to lose like every single run for the rest of the game.
But what the fuck am I playing?
Am I just playing Broads with Treadorunt?
Is Treadorunt buffed?
Or no.
It's bossed?
No, it's mountain guys, it's fucking mountain.
Oh wait, you got bossed?
I have the chance of getting the spat.
It's not too long.
Okay, well the problem is, I mean it's not worth catching one gold if I accidentally win.
Whatever, I need to buy Lost Euronate.
Oh yeah, it's a good beat.
Fuck you.
But I lost the potentially 2 gold, but I think if I win my game is actually a win.
Also what's the new board?
I mean, fuck that stupid ass dark star board, because the thing is I'm going to have so
many items this game, and then you get the artifact anvil on 33, so I just play the
All right ABCD, Poppy, Meebsie,
Uh,
Allawi,
Giz, Kaisa, Rast, Orn, KarmaRamis
Wait it's not even Meebsie, but what the fuck am I, I mean I don't play Poppy, but what the fuck am I, listen
What the fuck am I playing extra? I don't play Allawi
If I hit Riven, how do I play Riven?
I mean, the thing is, listen, I have Treasure Hunt, I have Treasure Hunt, and it's Artified
I am going to load in with three item or three three item
Kaisa three and three and infantry these guys are about to get run the fuck down
I am 50 gold on two six five zero fifty fifty gold fifty and
Then I'm probably just gonna always click econ and three two as well like I and then I just three five seven
Maybe I actually play ergot, but I feel like the problem with ergot
is that the brawler guy is gonna be holding ergot this guy could hold ergot but no probably not
whether they're in steam or leona this guy's brawler I mean he's holding ergot for sure
this guy's midi
late game scaling with pantheon
I mean I actually could play Urgot.
Oh actually I don't know, I just look at my items, my items for Urgot are fucking ass.
I can't.
I
Mean I actually can't I have like Nashor to like I I mean I have no BS or is that I mean I can
No one's playing Victor. You know, Victor? Three items went from like a three-point something like a mid-three to a mid-four.
It lost an entire placement, which basically means that the comp is completely dead.
Good. Wait, what? Wait, I actually enjoyed Victor. That was like one of my favorite comps. That shit was cool as fuck.
It was so satisfying.
Uh, DUMB-UP-I? I mean, I don't know, I just need money.
I mean, I can also go items. I mean, how many items does Shredder Hong give?
I'm pretty sure the Fizz cap is actually way higher with these items, like it is.
I just uh, in two turns I'm going to descend it.
Bold, built, broad, glove, and I'll probably save this one.
I mean, it's gigabit, like it's for sure gigabit.
I don't have a singular fucking, uh, BS word.
And you need QSS and then you want like IEDDGS stuff like that.
Hey, that was a good beat, 3 to the loss, that's not even bad.
I mean I just need Econ, I just need a hit, I just need a hit, 4 to 3, Fizz 3, and Kaisa
3, and I just want the game.
And GG, and GG, and GG, and GG.
Seeker's Armguard on Fizz, I'm in.
I mean it's not fucking, this is garbage ass.
Oh that's pretty good, I'll allow that one.
I mean I have a Gigafiz, legit Gigafiz.
And then now I just need, I mean this is half-last Wispah?
Uhhh, 51.
I don't really want to roll that much though, because I'm like actually certain I went
out. The moment I win, I'm gonna keep winning. Okay, I think I won. Okay, I'm gonna, I'm
gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna roll next turn.
Bow, Shitter, Niko, Treasure, Hunts, and then I cash out. I have three treasures
to cash out. Is this game not over? I can't!
Oh, the eternity we shall spend together.
I mean, I guess it kinda helps me, but like, I'm pretty sure someone's just gonna have a 3 star 4 cost,
I mean I can't I can't I have to fucking die. I'm gonna be buried no money nothing in our game
You know
I can't roll anymore or I believe I'm weak.
I'm a rast, a lis, a kali, an urgot, and a fucking whiless aurora.
I mean I'm sitting on so much gold on my bench. I cannot.
And I have bow bow. I need a glove when I'm screwed.
Alright.
Uh, honestly, holding the parents isn't really a thing.
I'd much rather just leave them alone.
Uh, the Spaniard's Bench is actually terrible.
These guys are just gonna 3 star 4 costs, and I'm gonna be 1 HP, and I'm just gonna die, again.
And I need to have enough gold so I can actually catch up to the HS.
This, this augment is actually fucking pathetic. This is where I gained some information, man.
I can't.
Victor Malkai.
Isn't that what I rolled? I rolled Diana, and Malkai, the Diana rolled into fucking Malkai, and the Malkai rolled into Victor.
I'm gonna have to stack one, man.
Uh, I can lose Akali and...
I actually had the econ to hit but they just like I had the econ to hit everything anyway
And now I just add this RNG and the rest of the lobby just...
I mean, I can't even roll. I could have just rolled for my board and then just stabilized, but now I'm forced to upgrade these 2-star 3 costs.
Like, it's just... shit's so fucking cringe, man.
My spot was insane!
Can you make a rogue plus one?
Who the fuck do I rogue plus one?
I just rolled my tank back anyway
I just have 20 gold on a bench and I just has not rolled into two starts because I want to glass decade
Oh great a fucking org bug-champ man. I'm back
16 3 real no, I don't care. I'd rather go with fucking 8 I legit would rather go
I can actually play Jhin and play Red Buff Jhin.
And then I have IE, Last Whisperer, IE plus 1.
I mean I could go with National Tooth, but I kind of need some frontline items while
I'm screwed.
Do I want Gumbelid?
I need a Redbuff to fucking the kaiser for now.
Alright well, I am sitting here with...
A Kraken Slayer.
I mean, I'm not double me doing that.
A QSS.
QSS Nashor, no.
I need a road frog, that's pretty good. Too bad I don't have a single three star.
GG everybody. GG everybody.
I have three Kaisers by the way.
I mean my bad, Pandora's Bench didn't roll into my three costs and everyone was just
loading with every two star four cost in the game.
Has this rolled into a single unit?
No, it rolled into an orb.
A fucking orb.
An orb.
Oh he's dead.
Oh that's pretty good I guess.
Oh, he's dead. Oh, that's pretty good, I guess.
Ah, maybe I just get bailed out by this.
Not really.
A fucking award.
My golden reward, that's pretty good, I guess.
The moment it's a fucking one-star it just rolls into the thing.
plug plug and chant man
Yeah, that was a great game I just played, GG's.
Thank you, everybody.
They know it's a problem.
Let me give you what this analogy is.
tasked it's the science fair and you're tasked with building like a fucking
aerodynamic car or some shit like with like a fucking paper or whatever the
fuck it's called and the product that you made you spent 50 hours on your
product and the product that you made was complete fucking dog shit but you
still show up with that product because you spent 50 hours on it is what this
is. They recognize that this shit is fucking dog. And instead of her moving it completely,
they're just like, yeah, I think we're just gonna move it to stage three only.
I don't understand.
I'm just sitting here praying
that my two star three cost roll into Fizz,
Ornn, and Kaisa, and it just never did.
It rolled into a fucking Ornn.
That's it.
And I need the gold.
And then everyone that is ahead
can just sit there and jerk off
and just get a two star four cost four free
and get this.
When they're sitting with a lot of health, they can, now, even if I hit Fizz 3, Ornn 3, whatever, Kaisa 3, it doesn't even matter.
It just straight up doesn't matter.
Because on stage 5, they're gonna have a 3 star 4 cost.
GG. I guess I'm just dead.
Bro, like, it's just, like, bro, it's shit, it's a fucking joke, man.
I don't even understand how this is even allowed.
I genuinely don't understand how it's allowed.
They, like, the thing is, they know it's a problem, because if they didn't think it was a problem, they wouldn't fucking be patching.
They B-patched it on the day of the fucking release.
And because they put their fucking 30 seconds into coding this fucking garbage,
they're just like, alright, bet.
We're just gonna, like, I mean, it's a problem, but don't let whatever fuck it.
We're just gonna leave it on stage 3, whatever.
Don't even get me started on the encounter where it just gives everyone two fucking shirinikos.
Don't even get me started on the encounter where everyone just loads the two one with
eight rolls.
What?
The encounters of the previous sets weren't even that bad.
What is this?
It reminds me of that set, like the encounter set, not like the galaxy set.
It was like, you level, like you're playing, like you're playing Lootstreak and you 3-5
send it for a re-roll.
And then as soon as you send it on 3-6, it just rolls Kozics.
A ball!
X-Dame!
Now it costs...
One less gold to level up!
So now you just sat there and used all your gold and now they just go straight to nine.
GG.
My bad!
GG's!
And then there's people in Twitch that's saying,
Bro, you should've, you, you, you, you solved the encounter, you should've waited.
You should've waited, maybe like, I mean, how do you like, it was causix, how, how did you know it wasn't causix?
Bro, that is just...
Let me just sit there and stack my entire game for the off chance that it rolls causix, for the one and fifty chance that it rolls causix.
GG's.
It's actually unreal like and then they realized that that encounter was complete dog and they changed it
But I don't understand how like
Missed what's it called man you are at
Stargazer altar, I mean it is a mountain I would instantly won the game
I'm not even coming to the fence, I don't even do anything.
You are so boring
Legion of threes
Alter
I'm gonna have
the thing is, Calculated Lost
The thing is, Calculated Lost is an augmented re-roll, and Calculated Lost is like, you
usually can't really...
Do I even bother explaining?
Because I'm just going to get fucking rage baited on.
Do I even bother...?
Oh, no.
I'm about to just take him to a fucking re-roll.
This guy has calculated lost in the woods at home.
Nice, he's three fucking timebreaker.
There's like, a lot of times when you take calculated lost, there's like this awkwardly middle ground where you have a lot of econ,
but you don't have enough gold to actually go nine.
But the thing is, if I have scouting party, I can basically guarantee the nine. You know what I mean?
Cause I can just roll for an econ.
Also, this guy is getting away with playing 3-primordy.
Fucking piece of shit.
I'm good.
I'm good at MissedAnima.
I mean, I can't even cash it out because of, uh, because of, uh, I mean, I get the
The thing is, the moment he sees that I have Briar, he's just gonna fucking, he's just gonna sell.
And then I can't even cash it out.
The moment he sees that I have Anima, he's just gonna sell.
Like, I don't get it.
Wrong guy.
I can't.
We'll just look at that, he's open.
Okay.
But the thing is if he opens and I open, we both get killed a lot, so they're both getting
more rolled.
There's one guy high rolled 3, 3, whatever the fuck, and the other guy high rolled.
Ah, J.J.
Well I play stage 2 a lot, I actually do win.
He has three time breakers in.
GG.
Let's go.
a truck
Can I just fight this guy because the thing is if he gets if he gets a five loss here
He's had primordial for the first half of the stage and now he's time-breaker and he can just go fast
Now we're playing the exact same fucking units like please man. Like can I just fight this guy like how was he allowed to just sit here and greet?
Thank you. Thank you Riot. Your games, your games really fun. But even, even then, it's like it.
And then this time I'm holding the age rocks. But also like if I have to click double Econ fast, I feel you actually just get out, out, it's only it on.
You need something something Bro gets lucky and still bitches Wow Wow Wow
I'm not bitching man
What?
They'll have to get through me.
What?
I could cash out like a 200 charge anima if I want to use my rolls for it do I want
I'm not sure that looks fucking pissing.
It's not really working man.
You don't even catch all 400.
You cash out fucking the stupid ass like briars, whatever the fuck.
You cash out...
The fucking allowing tentacle, the Aurora guiding hex, and some other fucking dog shit.
What's the last one?
The fucking rockets war.
Bro...
What?
Rockets war.
Fuck is that?
The end of D is level 9, that's pretty good.
Tree Tree is also really good.
Invested, double, no no Tree Tree is too good I can't.
I mean now I just know what to play.
I mean I can't play Stargazer, I mean Vanguard is actually good.
What about Time Breaker?
Just play a random ass Time Breaker?
I mean I'm not playing Sarge because it's the thingy, I'm not playing that, and GD, what
are you guys doing?
I got Animal Force One.
Can I get another Reforger?
I mean I got a Dark Star, that's pretty good.
Can I get another Reforger please?
Dark Star, Dark Star.
I mean, I can play, I can play, uh, I have Brite, right?
I mean, I can just catch up like the shitter item, yeah?
There's nothing wrong with catching up with the shitter item, right?
Shit.
I mean, the 100 cost shitter items are not even that bad.
No cat.
I cash out like two shitter items, what is that, 60?
60, 65, 70, what is that?
I think he'll kill some units, right?
I just have to kill one of the three of us.
I mean, I'm done, it's always worth a go, I'm gonna put them in the tier.
Alright, nice.
Or is it worth reading, like, what's better, two-share weapons or not?
Little buddybot.
Game six, efficient health.
That's pretty good.
game 6 efficient health.
I didn't hit GD.
At 200 you can get like the rocket swarm, the fucking, whatever the fuck that is.
Is it 200 better or is...
I mean 200 surely is better.
I mean the difference between 200 and 300 is legit nothing, it's legit nothing.
The Altar...
Is that open? Baron's lair? Not really.
I have Darkstar plus one.
I kind of want to go 9 though, but I'm down to roll like a little bit.
How much money is it to go 9?
Sparkling prototype, fuck you.
Alright, 70.
Do I have enough money to go 9?
Oh no, I'm not actually 2 lives, because it's Soraka. I just have to survive.
I'm, I, like, what? I...
I kind of know, kind of.
I mean, Loki I do.
Not really.
Because I kind of want to take a combat.
But I, like, the thing is, like, 1 gins fights my port so fucking hard.
I think he's open. He does not have a single thing slammed.
Oh wait, oh he's slamming right now. Oh nice. Thank you.
Thank you buddy. Well he has tree tree, mooboo, noba.
I mean not really, I didn't kill a single unit man.
What was this? I got one.
19. Okay, I'm pretty sure I don't have an econ because I'd rather just take the combat
anyway. And just pray.
I mean, is that good enough and now I just go 9?
Like, I could actually probably win this round.
No gap.
I mean, is it wrong to just go 9?
I mean, I suck 1 and then go 9.
Alright, we're not even that bad.
If I lose this round, it's what I like to call badby.
I want an anti-armor but I have a fucking pocket on my Mortar, is that good?
Three anima.
Alright, my Mortar is not even that man.
I don't know what damage I have to do with that.
Tight, prior, miss, Mortar fighter.
I'm going to money to actually buy my units, I need to receive them.
And then I have 8 rolls, I mean I just level up, I just need 1 gin in my port to actually
stable
Ampliant are stars I'm in
We're gonna do I mean that's pretty good
I don't think that's no Ramas no Milana
I don't know.
Oh, a jhin.
Shoot.
And I'm on something here, I have a fucking, what's it called on my board.
My frontline is whatever the fuck that is.
I mean, I'm actually about to win out.
No gap.
Why does it look like my Jhin is about to die already?
Okay, I need like Blitzcrank and like Nunu, and I'm also one life which cannot be good.
but also I could play, like I don't have to play three Shephard.
I mean, I could play four Vanguard Frontline.
I mean, I'm not playing that. I'm just a maces. Is that good?
Four Vanguard. Four Vanguard Frontline.
I was zero synergy idiot.
GG. This is my board. I don't have a single two star.
It was Ronnie. What the fuck is this guy doing?
He's level 10 and this is his board. He has 40 volts of hole.
I can play Sniper and play, uh, I mean, Sniper and it's like...
I mean, I just need Frontline. My Fountain is so fucking bad.
I'm kind of down for this, just to be on board.
What, is it an altar?
To lose one partition, how?
Two random 1-star 5-clogs and a cloak.
I mean my front line right now is a fucking dumbass morgana. Hello, gin, okay?
Like I can drop drop and then not play shepherd, I mean that's fine, but like I've done this to play I can't
Fail though. I mean I feel my board is like pretty stable though. I
Need uh, I
I don't know what I need something something
Shepard I mean a lot with you is pretty good
Quite the pair karma to that's pretty good
Rockets work. I mean, honestly, I might as well just put this here then. And that's not
thank you enough. If I get like one more tank item, I'm in.
everything to I mean even kaisa to like all you can take more kinds of you I'll
even take more the kinds of you I mean I can go to Dorsal Riven skill no
And that's how I want to drop, drop, and then drop, drop, no, chin too.
Mortarized or Paired.
Every 30 mana spent, fire, this item is fucking dog shit.
Three mana regen, okay I mean I need to move, I need to move this, I mean it's a three
three mana regen item, that's not even bad.
Hello?
He has six forties by the way.
I also don't have a new new or a blitzcrank.
Where is new new blitzcrank?
New new?
Let's crank. I kind of need anti-armor as well though, but I also need, I think a
double IE, 10 gold. I mean double IE is actually pretty good, not even
low key like high key. So what does the gold do? This is pretty good. I'll take this. What
am I rolling for? Nothing? Can I go 9? Can I go 10? I guess I'm rolling for, no, no,
I'm rolling for at least a new door of blitz. Okay, one blitz crank. Three mana regen.
Double IE. Bramble Declaw on a fucking allowed Lee. That's my tank. I can't. I have
I have a fucking trollgat on my board
Darkstar Vanguard
Bramble D. Glaw
How do I fix it? I can't
Darkstone is IA too
This is level 9 30 gold. I mean if I had new new 2 my board is actually good
zero quirky do do I know I'm not in that I
more to kind of do it to him for a little bit whatever and one or more to
not from I'm kind of down to just pray I go nine because I can actually nine I
can actually ten on six one but like more to actually big upgrade so I'll
and then like if I find a blistering I'm just going to zero and then I find a new new
I'm pretty sure the new one is better than what's new, I'm just going to zero.
Is that strong?
Stona, Shepard.
Okay, Nunu? I mean, I'm down to roll. Okay, I'm down to roll. Bro! No one cares, man! I'm done! Nah! Don't care!
Nunu one's not tastin'. And I'm not rollin' for fuckin' Blitz 2 Zero item, man. Fuck you.
Yeah, nah. I mean, you can't die. I mean, I hit Mordekaiser 2, which is already good.
Nunu 2.
Worst for never, I'm on a 6th Street!
Except I might be dead here, because this guy...
Actually has an upgrade to his unit.
And my tank is, uh, dead.
My dad.
Sike.
Hello, I have the lead, but I want to watch you die, please hurry up, what happens if
I win out, buddy?
Fucking piece of shit.
A dvd.
I kinda need a front line item.
Do I need a front line item?
Probably.
I mean, voice out is pretty good.
Nah, fuck you.
and warmog a warmog warmog
this is a good message is that good i can go double bramble best i could i can
bramble my uh my morgana for a little bit more frontline
ab ab i'll i'll i'll go message if uh
I'm sure I'm not dead right?
I mean he's me, I mean he's me, but 20 times stronger, he's like just lucky it's Darkstar,
Gensu, GS, Wormons, even throughout Gargoyle, TJ this fucking idiot, Alter, how does he
play in Brawler?
Oh, Brawler with Cho'Gi-Ak?
What is that?
Shoujin?
I mean Shoujin, is that good?
No.
I mean it's a place is pretty good. I mean that guy's getting like if there's a not another Dark Star in the lobby
Don't I just wouldn't be yes, man
Thanks now I can leave
I
Talon guy would take you out. No, man the talent on stage three doesn't do anything
Or not stage three, oh, no, no talent's actually it's fucking broken
I'm tired. I mean, yeah, I'm tired, man.
No, talent on stage 5 is legit. Like, it's stage 5, onward talent legit doesn't do anything.
That unit just does nothing.
Oh, wait, also, yeah, didn't talent just get nerfed, actually?
Oh, good.
I'm sorry for nine hours. I
Hello?
When do the...
The...
The NBA game start?
There's a lot of people who are
watching this.
And I'm not the only one who
has a lot of
questions about this.
I'm going to give you a
little bit of a
break.
I'm going to give you a
little bit of a break.
I'm going to give you a
little bit of a break.
I'm going to give you a
I will stream for another 9 hours.
Why do I even do this to myself, this fucking TFD game is pissing me to fuck off.
Five, coming in.
The righteous path begins with me.
Tomorrow's the last of my words.
Because it's your job.
Well, I cannot fully stream this actually.
Like, okay, the thing is, like, I think if you're grinding, like, Twitch, just sitting there just, like, streaming as your job.
Like, that shit is just innate.
Is that even enjoyable?
I feel like you stream because you have fun.
I feel like if you're streaming as a source of income, you're not even having fun.
I feel like there's a lot more stuff to do that's more fulfilling than spoken like a
written...
What?
There's a lot of things that you can do to, uh...
Oh, I mean, you can have both for sure.
But I feel like if you're just miserable and you're just streaming just to make money and you're not even having fun playing your game,
probably just do something else. Like, that shit is a neat.
Really, there it takes.
No, I mean, I enjoy TFT and I enjoy streaming.
I mean, I don't enjoy some games, but overall, the game's pretty fun, man.
Overall, TNT is a great game.
But some games, this shit is fucking complete ass.
They got three.
Which one do you have?
What if you should raid Shadow Legends?
I mean, I mean, I'm down.
If they give me a sponsor, I mean, I'm down to raid Shadow Legends.
I mean, raid Shadow Legends, whatever it's called.
I mean, that game is boring as fuck, but I mean, it's the amount of money that you made from that.
I mean, I mean, it's a boring spot, though.
But I am down to get sponsored.
It's not that boring.
Low-key?
No one ever.
Cold sub.
I didn't know this was in the game.
We're back
Okay, maybe two I mean that's pretty good, but I need a
Rod belt play around chain belt chain player on rod
I mean the problem with uh with Sunfire and I have me be to I actually must do
Oh great, this is me be
All right, well I need to find
Okay, these this pipe just killed my entire board
Oh nice!
I mean, there's no way I lost. Wait, isn't this unit actually broken really, game?
I mean, that looked pretty fucking good to me.
Is there a meeple?
Oh, I need a sneeze.
HIT SHOE!
A lulu?
Bless you.
Oh, thanks!
Say, rolled once?
The fuck?
He's gonna just self-report it that he rolled once.
once I guess oh yes you don't make 10 and getting an early cho too is actually
good I mean he's making 10 for sure but then what if he misses 20
I guess you're like an early cho too actually goes a long way.
Is there a meep?
Nope.
GG.
What the fuck is this?
Dish soap in lobby already playing for a second.
Bro, this one's getting bogged all night.
Or no.
Sympathetic implant.
Yeah, sure. I mean, yeah.
20 gold, that's good.
4.4. I mean, that, I mean...
Here's what it is.
I
Bro
Yeah, later out here
And
4.4 big nose Gg
Thanks. All right. Well where is I
I mean one fucking meeple and my board is insane any poppy, nar, fizz, corky, rammus
hello
Hello
This rex I do
Honestly, I would even openly depend on you. I mean I would but the things I can level
Hello
Zaya is that good people
Shepard
Shepha.
My god, doesn't work.
Huntress.
This guy actually looks strong as fuck.
Hello?
I'm pretty sure I'm stronger though.
He has no anti-heal and this unit is actually good.
And he got one shot, but it's fine.
It's actually bad, he actually killed a lot, I mean he killed one unit, which is a lot.
I mean, I can level for a Replicator and I can level again for Sheffield.
I mean, it's not even worth it.
I need to make 20 here, then make 30, because I get neutral from them.
If I win this one round, it's just GG.
If I lose this round, it's reverse GG.
I'm fighting the strongest in the lobby.
GG, GG.
And it wrapped.
Am I cashing out 25 I mean I just forced the place out of this game then so I can still
cash out
i mean if i can't cash out if i win all five rounds i'm pretty sure it's 80
I can't, I can't really level it, it's too expensive, it's like the thing is that you just push levels and you go true zero just to keep your streak, and you don't even win.
You just puzzle one shot money, and you're not even going to win, you're just gonna go fucking eight.
Because the moment you lose one fuck around you're eight.
I'm making 30, level 6 making 30, that's not bad.
Chrismatic Tigger to Jeweled Lotus, mid max, 4 components, Bando Thieves, if I go Bando
Thieves then I go fast 9 and then I play, I mean the thing is this fights my board
way, way harder right now, no gap.
I'm pretty sure I'm just playing this game, okay?
I mean, I'm not going to read in front of an item, and if it's no, I'm not taking
Radiant DV or Radiant Lasso, so what's better?
Reading DV, right?
I'm pretty sure reading DV is actually an OP item.
Ah, this is actually just OP.
Like, it's just OP.
Okay.
All right, am I just playing Zaya? Yup.
A baby?
A new-new?
I don't have to play this to be a normal version.
Jacks? Why is it all the item is just...
I mean, it's a hundred ten-one item?
A hundred ten-a-d and twenty percent AM. This item is fucking nasty.
But I just want to spike like now.
Like, Greg lost?
What was the item again?
Ah, shit.
I'm pretty sure it's a sympathetic influence.
So I'm pretty sure it's a complete dog.
I mean, radiant items on Zyra is not good.
Like, I mean, radiant items on non-Kaisa, like non-three stars.
Like the delta of radiant items is almost always giga...
When you are rerolling, items matter, yes?
Because you basically only have one carry.
But like, you can get away with shit items when you're not rerolling, but that's why
the Delta of Radiant items on every fucking reroll comp is just like the fucking absolute
giga.
Like, Radiant item on Urgot, Radiant item on Kaisa, Radiant item on...
I don't even know what.
Like, what else is there?
I don't fucking know something.
or just negative or plus belt on like literally everything oh yeah like Ezreal 3 I don't know if it's not good on
Bell Veth though
And like mech is basically like a real confidence two units you look like a yee re-roll player
I did how would you play Mastery re-roll like that
I mean, I'm kind of down with complaints about the thing you need, but I do need, uh...
wait can I uh can I can I cash this out if I win the next two oh wait 80 minus 58 was that 22
OOOOOOOH!
No no no no no no no!
I win these next two rounds, Gigi! Gigi! Gigi!
Please please please!
Yo, let me fight some trash can.
WAH!
Wait, this has to be Gigabiz.
What is the-
Wait!
Isn't this like, absolute Gigabiz?
This has to be his best idea, man! What the fuck?!
bro it's a bad beat man I could have cashed off this stage but I have to stack
one and then if I cash out I don't have to roll a single time man
we got lose
I don't have anti armor it was ready to last this work
Okay, I mean it's fine. I mean I just had to win one round. Oh wait, no? I have to know
that was like a terrible win. I have to like 14 over them, man. 14? You have to give the
six older ass all right I mean it's fine I'll just for two roll it's fine
oh wait is this seven oh wait I don't know I'm darn
I'm gonna have to tackle him though.
Rod chain and then play around bowcloth, half loss for half, what's it called, scorn, what
is this, bucy?
I'm gonna have to sell out the carry though, for what I'm doing for now, karma, diana,
trash, trash, trash, trash, trash, trash, trash, trash, trash, trash, trash, trash,
I don't have enough money to actually hit my board.
I'm probably open selling VFC next turn.
Kraken? I mean look at my items. They're done man.
I just need even Shroud of Elasticseer preferably to last this time.
So that's 50 gold? Surely that's good news for me.
Yo yo yo yo yo yo! Wait, this guy looks strong as fuck.
I mean, the provision looks really good though, because he's starting my main thing.
Wait, he might actually not kill...
I think I'm like really close.
I mean, it's fine. I'm guaranteed one turn.
Yes?
I mean, winning this round is already a good news.
But I'm not actually looking for it.
I mean, I could have moved with a 1-0.
Oh, nice.
Ascension with Gumblaid and Radiant DV.
Best friends, clockwork, swordsmith, ascension, poppy teal, is that good?
Zaya, she'll just go past it. Zaya, teal.
Why does my front line look like it got 30 times worse cuz it did I didn't
Valentine how to hold this I mean I just in one round in the games over
I should have something to do with that.
J!
Okay, actually I need a rest though.
Okay.
But I need a rest.
And I guarantee you want to lobby. That delta is not beatable.
Kindred 2 greys a fucking random ass graze on my board
Samira
Shen over Rammus kindred dude don't do anything
I've ever any cash out. So I don't really care about catching out. I
Mean I've done to just lose around
you'll get I
Kind of need a rest
How did this not get executed what though wait is this bug how
How the fuck did Xayah not get executed, that's a cap-up penis. Bro, what?
Morticizer 2?
8% is like 70% the 70 HP. Oh wait, really? Oh, okay.
I don't know what I'm looking for. I'll just go cracking the elastics with someone eventually.
Do I even want to play Rastus game? I mean, I definitely don't want to play, if I'm
crazy, I definitely want to play Shadow of My Board, which is I'm never playing
I mean, my frontline looks like a fucking piece of giga shit, but it's kind of fine.
I need like Brass 2, Jhin, Brass 2.
Grace is fine.
Jhin, Brass 2.
Brass 2.
I don't have my frontline just yet.
Okay, maybe I should have rolled for Nunu 2.
74 HP, I can.
Oh no, the Rammus plus what's it called build?
That's like the gigalocab.
You're playing fucking Rammus and fucking Bard.
And then you have to build bar items which I don't have but I have no front line so honestly I probably should keep the ramms
I don't have a single fucking front line
Or unit
I mean it's supposed to be this into the the grab booster and you just fucking just start dissing around
One shot and everyone
I mean this is my front line man I
Also need a rest
And then I also need a marauder too or something.
Nice two. How many new new marauders?
Actually there's like not, wait there's like, wait this guy's also Rammus too. What the fuck?
This guy's one new new. Wait I'm about to hit new to two this game.
Nice man. This looks really fair.
What the fuck is this Donkhor? Like how? Nah! And then he has a Jhin on 8 with 40 gold!
The Re-Roller has a Jhin on 8 with 40 gold left. Like, Donkhor with...
What is another item, nah I'm down for glove it into the item, it sounds really nice, like
I was about to say, there's no fucking way, grab boost stuff, alright, I think I have
Let's get the sack two more.
With this being my frontline.
GG.
But I mean, I'm sacking...
I mean I decide to, I'm too poor.
You say I should have a strong spot.
My frontline is this, I just realized I have Ascension as well.
This actually is just banable man.
I can level and play four Vanguard frontline. It's not even bad if I have to explain. I
just play like Jin. Like Jin. Four Vanguard frontline with Ascension. I'm not going
hodge fucking what's it called like fuck that
Vex to blitz to new new paired
40 levels next turn
I might ever play for vanguard hotline. I'm actually good. I feel like brass is actually good though. We're fast
ABCD
Look at this race. Fucking beat him.
Holy shit, I beat him. This is a good beat! This is a good beat!
No, no! And now there's no noos in the pool.
I'm hoping I can hit Rastu.
I'm walking, I don't want to walk.
Rastu is actually huge.
No cap.
Can I get two?
I mean, I can crack in someone else and go GS, I mean that sounds, no I need a frontline.
I'm just something wrong with Kraken. I don't really want to go. I'm kind of down for another pink item.
Yay. I could also just go GS and then...
No, no, no, cause I'm solving these items when I hit...
Ah, I did like a met item here. Like, it is what it is.
Okay, I could go Radiant DV here.
Yeah, I have a section as wide, but I can go RadiantDB.
My frontline is ass.
But I mean, I don't need to task me because like look at Shen, like when Shen pops ult
my grave is just fucking dead.
Like look at the task me, it's actually good.
And it's one jump.
Like RadiantDB and then Kraken this is what I could do, but I need a, I need, I mean
I could actually just swap it right now.
Nunu 2.
That's what I could do, but I need a I need I mean I could I could actually just suffer right now new to
And I'm pretty sure my crazy just one shot everything or no
I'm pretty sure I need to make it to the precision the precision grace and then that's the actual bunch of and not really
I don't mind children either
I'm sitting with new new to man
I mean I want choke but I also want...
I mean I have no troubles.
Oh I knew it too GG GG.
No no watch this watch this.
GG.
Oh, I should probably move on here.
Oh, great!
Is this even holding this?
Yeah.
I don't...
I can't kill a single unit.
How can he lose? Oh yes, he's lost to someone. 19k damage.
Okay, how do I get QSS? I can't. QSS Hodge DV.
Alright, in one more turn, I unlock the precision and it's about in this one shot.
What is this? What the fuck? What, what, what, what?
I mean, I need a- I need a- uh, what's it called?
A gin?
Zero gin?
I cannot?
I cannot
All right, where I
Can go more healing and I'm pretty sure I just want to show them yeah, like 10% on the van
How much do you need that? I mean I already had 22%
I mean I can gain a shield a shield or or I'm just killing them faster. Fuck you, Jim
Alright, I have four buckshots with uh, with uh, with Chote.
I mean it's gonna be a fucking one shot, yeah?
And your whole board is gone! Fuck you! I think. I hope. Or I'm screwed.
What?! What the fuck happened?!
It got one shot! I mean my front line is a fucking... I don't even know what man!
I don't get it...
Shen 2?
I can't...
And now I'm fighting this guy.
I mean this matchup the deep law is I mean, it's fine
All right, watch this watch this J
Have to reset off of this though, but at least I have two assesses time
You dead, okay
And I got one shot
125 big balance. How is this even my fault, man? I don't get it, like, just look at
this fucking balancing. Just look. Just look.
And he's level 840 gold on stage 4 with the Jig.
Just look.
Like, let's just go, let's look at the regular items and just see what the best delta is.
Nice.
The regular items?
The absolute best cell that you can have is negative 0.38.
So why the fuck?
Let me see what Ergot's delta is for his best item.
This is just when it's not restarted.
Is it Prouder's Quall or some shit?
I don't know if that used to be broken.
RFCD? Oh, that's crazy. It's just all the orn items.
What a fucking surprise, man.
A PogChain.
I just probably just need to give it another gig of carry with no sample size.
How can it be balanced?
Just auto-ult, auto-ult, auto-ult.
And every time Ezreal ults, it's a 1.5k damage fucking nuke.
This one cost is just pumping out 1.5k damage a second.
Actually, it's less than a second because it's for a dawnbreaker.
or not dawn break time timebreaker
I mean I'm not flaking until the the NBA games, wait did they play 3 at the same time?
7, 8, 9, 30.
Bro, I don't know about making it, man.
Hey there little buddy, you crash.
Thanks.
Yeah, the internet eight hours, but I'm not even that tired
All right, I'm gonna play connection thank you. I haven't played connections in forever
I'm gonna close chat, so I don't get cheap
their check mark true tick our alarm tyrannosaurus cross your
shock time shake her disturbed Tesla J. J. a book
There check mark take I don't know what I'm gonna know your means or her
It's probably some bullshit man.
Shake?
Check, true, tick, cross, shock.
Shock.
Tesla?
Shock?
I don't get it.
Alarm?
Alarm, shock?
Disturb?
the tick
The shake shake shock alarm disturb where's the tick over shake but why does she not sound right?
like alarm shock
The disturb the shake the tick fucking
It was a little shake with a shake up a nerve
take
our time our tick
check check her I mean it's all this fucking weird shit there cross mark
what the Tesla coil Tesla Tyrannosaurus our tick what the fuck is it
your what time her what I don't get it
Tyrannosaurus?
Tick.
Hour.
Check.
Cross.
Your.
Her.
True.
The time.
Tick, time, hour.
The thing to do with time?
No, there's time here, man.
Hour.
hour, there, your, her, there, hourly, hour, I don't even know what this is called but
fuck it, GG, GG, homophones of possessive, possessive, I mean hour, like hour, her,
There oh see I mean that's pretty good. I'm sure they can do this one then time check
Mark
Check oh it's like to check off cross out
Dick
Gigi Gigi Gigi I mean I don't know the fuck this is Tesla true
What he might stand for
Do you do you wait what where was that what was the last one?
What like a team
come out
And a T-Rex. And a Tesla like T for like the car.
Okay, that is some garbage.
I can't.
Tesla has a unit, I'm ass.
That's a unit? A Tesla?
I only know like Tesla Coil and the Tesla Decor.
What? T. The Tesla.
Like a 3T MRI. T.
You're not talking to me again, you're not talking to me right now.
Hey, maybe I can play a primordian game. Wait?
Primordian. Look at my opener.
I hope people come scout and they're sitting there thinking they can confess their shit.
I have five Briar, five Belvet.
or five briar in primordial on 2-1 have fun confessing man. I mean you king.
Let's finish this quickly.
So Rocko plus...
I mean I can go ban the thieves on some idiots, no, electric charge, iron assets, a jacksa,
Huntress more gold a puppy
Do I want to play I could go vocal glove
I'm pretty sure briar is still in same with the though. I mean yeah, I mean it is
I'm at five briars early
I don't see this fucking roguin, nope yeah.
Why not GSQSS, you don't carry this stupid ass Belved, I mean you put leftover trash on
Belved but the priority units actually will be, nope yeah, it's like you don't play that
fucking garbage we re-roll a colleague out anymore you just use the briar and then you'll end
friend morning
you can also re-roll Gwen as well another
another rex guy
he did right idiots this comp is briar carry Malabella yo
Sherlock EUS. This is why people say EUT buddy. Like you don't have to be so disrespectful about it. They didn't know
They didn't know but I mean no it's because like if you like if I had the bell that to win like two briars
I mean yeah, I would go I would just itemize my fucking belt that but I'm going to hit this briar three and two bills
ABCD
Uh, isn't QSS genius better on Yi lately?
Follow me since December 9th, 2020.
Yi?
Primordian Master Yi?
What?
Rage bait?
That's an experienced rage baiter.
Okay, honestly, if you're rage baiting, you are...
That is fucking insane what you just did.
He sets up, like, the perfect rage bait.
Following for like two years doesn't say and then first first message just comes with that. Holy fuck, man
Wait, there's no way. No, there's no way
That's actually no, no, I don't believe it
It's too perfect
And then the thing is it's like the best possible thing you can say
But honestly, if you're being serious, I didn't mean to disrespect you, but yeah, you don't play Master E.
Like the reason it's called Primordium is because you carry the Primordians.
Not serious, I'm GM modding for Rageblade. Yeah, you can get fucking banned first.
Bro, I want the fucking chain!
Oh wait what the fuck I mean a lot of people didn't want that one nice I have
uh how many briars seven I don't get it
mis-tightens probably yep good one man I mean that one's just too obvious US and
Uh, I mean, I kind of, I'm kind of on the roll on six.
I mean, there's no reason to roll on four.
I have seven briars.
This guy has Diana two.
What the fuck?
Diana two, G.A. Starrac.
Oh, he just, oh, oh, you, you, you need to leave him out there.
Diana two, great man.
Welcome to Hog Jam.
Oh, the last one was good, but what's it called is way better, like no titans, if I have BT
no titans just in FF.
And what I get, friar patch, I can just play atras for a little bit.
It's not terrible
I can hold Tomcatcher home out guy, but I kind of want to just I kind of want to just roll in six
I mean I have five fucking briars
Or sorry eight briars
like all of you
You can't miss
What is this spatula and a component
I don't get it prior I don't even have to play to the role that all right
I'm tired.
Honestly, you're the rage rate game.
You make me angry just by opening your stream.
It's just wham wham wham every game, bitchin'.
Even when you win, I can't this, I can't that.
What can you actually do?
Nice, man.
Nice.
EUT.
BT Boat.
I had to make sure I wasn't still asleep.
Oh my god, he's finally challenger
I mean, I don't even mind rerolling Gwen 3
But let me let me wait one and see what I hit as my augment. I mean, I guess you don't need Staraq. I
Could go like half. I mean, I can reroll Gwen 3, like it's actually good
but
Let me let me see what I get first
That's my augment. I think I'll always take items here
item or like a we combat
I mean, is Arcane's victory even bad?
I mean, I'm not thinking you have my ball on the 12th.
I mean, I can go Sunfire Board, I can go Arcane, I mean, I'd rather roll on the C1.
I have to take fucking Sunfire Board, are we fucking serious right now?
KG, KG.
I mean, the good news is I don't have to worry about anti-heal.
So that's the good news I guess.
I mean tier glove play around. I don't know, it's pretty harsh then.
It's not bad, it's actually not bad. You don't have to worry about any deal.
All right, I just need a belt and then I'm probably I mean if I hit a lot of Gwen's all real
All right halfs to rack
I'm not a roll until I don't get to a kill, but I'd rather go in Glen 3.
For the solo frontline, I'm actually like EUS, don't don't care, I'm not fucking with you.
Because EUS in here is pissing me off working late, okay.
This fucking solo frontline, they're doing a friar, no Starrac.
Earlier today, I had no typing, you're a question mark, why aren't you solo frontline
in your friar?
Even if you have no scout, no pivot, fucking Starrac, solo frontline friar, it just
fucking sits there, attacks the tank, and it's dead.
Bro, fuck you, man.
I mean I'm down to like front line it like semi like semi-front line it and then have it take aggro
But you I mean no no no you cannot or it's a or it's a
I mean honestly it's not even bad for my vlog because I'm high rolling but like this shit
should not ever be in the game. It's just a fucking joke.
Like, yeah.
But I am kind of high rolling, so it's kind of fine.
I've never won any drugs, seriously.
In fact, I don't even know if I'm playing any drugs on my board.
Like I'll put this here and then it is good enough.
The problem is it has to aggro toggle onto this.
uh... needed to cost here
it's lost
how do you have a lot of them are
more low
but i don't know
Is this I'm rolling for Belved3? Hello? Excuse me.
No.
Wait, yes.
Wait, yeah.
I think he's going for Belved3. What the fuck is this?
Why?
I mean, I can just go Rek'Sai, and, uh...
Like, instead of Belved3, I just go, uh...
I mean, I'm not gonna roll until I find the Tomcatch.
I'm gonna play Nessage as well.
I mean, I kind of want to level for this.
I'm not gonna roll until I find another Tomcatch though.
Okay, I can't roll anymore.
Now I don't even have Bench these.
I don't want to sell Razz.
But I don't want to.
I mean I'm trying to find a one-cost so I can fucking roll that shit.
My board died instantly.
But I'm pretty sure I can just go Kaisa 3.
Am I gonna have items?
I mean I still need a Kali 3 though.
A Kali 3 is also good.
Brexite, like Brexite 3 is really good.
Uh, 28 to level, but I kinda want to level for, uh, this dude.
And then I don't have to play this if I get less of a spuff.
Tia's scared.
I'm done to go 7 though.
Oh, my frontline is complete dog though.
I cannot.
Do I go Maokai 3?
I don't want to roll too much though.
I want this nice six dark star.
I need a dark star plus one.
He's a six dark star, how?
Sight effects, what off of the dude?
Salvage bin, heal and orb?
Cart!
No no no no no no.
This guy's not getting me on this stupid ass fucking baseball ever again, bro.
Fuck baseball, man.
I- I'm 0 for fucking 50, and then they'll fuck you.
Nope, don't gare.
But an ally's heal be-
It's heal and orb good?
I mean, I can heal off of this, it's actually good, fuck healing orbs.
And then the problem with healing orbs is that it heals it too much.
And then it has no attack speed.
Alright, I'm kind of about to roll and then drop, oh shit.
Okay, I just don't care about that guy.
But I'm probably gonna re-roll some other stuff.
I mean I have side effects so I'll be going to restart a legit whole board.
The kid doesn't do anything. I have a what's-it-goal.
I mean, if I have hodge, do I want- I mean, I guess I could just hodge a kaisa and call it.
So I guess I don't care about calling it that much.
But I probably should go brass three.
Because then it's way pinker than the fucking brexite key name.
Or the brexite key to the item.
Another darsaur, bro, this bryo- okay, isn't bryo legit broken?
Like, like, Briar has to be broken.
It's a fucking one cost!
And it's just sitting here just shitting on everything, spotting in front of these dumbass
dummies and then...
And then, and then...
Okay, can I actually hit Kaisa 3?
Like, if this guy is 3 Kaisa, this loser also has 2 Kaisa.
I can't even hit Kaisa 3 if I want it to, man.
Great.
GG.
I mean, a 1 off of Rast 3, is that good?
I'm kind of down to just roll 2 costs then.
Because I can go Akali 3, Bell by 3 skill. It's actually pretty doable. After I hit that, then I'll level.
Okay, Rast 3, I'm done leveling. I can't level anymore. I'm not in the problem of beating that.
And now I just push.
Okay, also- Ah, shit, this was for Rast.
If I have Rast 3, I'm actually kind of okay with solo frontline, or not like solo frontline,
but like dual solo frontline, because after it toggles off of prior, it has to go on...
I can't.
Uh, how close am I to- I mean, I'm kind of done to actually roll a little bit.
I don't want to roll too much though, but I'm done to roll a little bit.
Okay, Belleveth, I mean, I'm not going for that to restart, all right, nice, I'm gonna
roll at least one two star, you know what I mean?
All right, and then I'll do some position like this for some reason, and then now, what
do you want to do for lunch?
Oh, it's up to you.
I'm cool with whatever, and then now it has to aggro toggle onto, okay, I mean
It's aggro's ugly.
He's dead, isn't he anyway?
Oh no, especially when he's dead.
Except my brass is on the wrong side.
And now it's dead.
And now my home board is dead.
And now I'm fucked.
Except it spawned a bunch of trash.
GD, GD!
I can't!
Bro, he gives that response every time.
I mean, hey, yeah, it's up to you.
Oh, yeah, I actually fell back.
Uh, Gumblyd?
I mean, I kind of want some problem items.
Rod chain, Rod belt, nope.
Rod cloak, Deer, Deer.
Honestly, this is pretty good.
I mean, isn't Spark actually good, because I have this fucking side effect string?
Yeah, fuck it.
All right, I'll just go about this for now, okay?
I mean, I have side effects, it's not even that bad, but I think I'm going to go for
a little bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a
bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of
It's not even that bad all right all the garbage on that side and then the brass can cover that side
So this will walk up and then it will look like this
All right
Okay, well it got it got fucking one shot instant G
I mean actually it's getting a lot of DPS off.
I mean it's dead but...
I mean there it is.
I got a lot of... it doesn't mind my whole board strategy.
Why are you trying so hard that units fight for you?
It's auto battle.
that three
Holly
a rivet
so much children
does this
do anything
I want I want to wait somewhat for my name I mean
But I'm like worried that it's like I mean it has to die like I mean you you need the
Datsuit for every one person missing health you gain three point so you need to do damage
first yes like it has to I mean this is a good beat now now it's attacking this side
but now it's just sitting here with a purple fucking I don't know how it's a Datsuit
I mean I died after my brass die man and then you spawn all this fucking garbage
I don't know if I can dogshot a first one man, it's not a first one.
You want to tell me I'm done?
Just wait, just wait.
More Zona.
16 for a wall.
I have a fucking hodge on my idiot.
How many moves do I have?
I
Don't want to last that though. I need a gin and I need what I need
Just roll to a five-cost
I mean surely you find a five-cost momentarily right
The only thing that matters finding is I'm legit gig out of here.
What the fuck?
Who do I beat?
It is.
Gen?
What's been telling you to frontline and now you are front-lining it I mean no
No.
I'm not only going to get my two stars, but I'm probably going to have to call you anyway.
Why does it look like this video just died?
I mean, how is my entire board just dead?
Like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's not that brighter as shit, I mean, brighter
Obviously falls off if you don't have like those have no pivot, but I legit am sitting here. It's just fighting dark star into dark star
It's a dark star. It's a dark star
Also, it is not far this shit doesn't have any fucking it's just all dark star man. Oh
Yeah, I can't even roll for this
It is only dark star
I
Don't get it when I can't even roll man
If I die I die what does our brother he's been going with these six man guard I fucking hold on
who do I beat? who the fuck do I beat? hello? I don't get it.
actually one of the dorsal guys died the vanguard vanguard
I mean, am I playing Kindred on my board?
Oh fuck you, no one cares what you.
Research for God's GD.
GD.
I'm having a real item now, but my entire board is dead instantly.
I mean, he hit Kahuna, Huna on the head.
Like, it's not, it's just a fight, just one.
I didn't win a single round.
You know, if there were augment stats, you could, listen,
I know it sounds like I'm completing all the fucking time,
But if there were augment stats...
The damage is unholy.
How broken it is.
The Reborns just die in one auto.
That just didn't jigg a cp.
It's actually dead.
Oh, you lost.
You can lose with Kahuna, Khuna, fucking Kindred, Kindred, that's his first loss.
What is this guy's board?
What the fuck is this?
Okay, I mean, look at his, he sticks Vanguard Blitz 2, TG, 3 item, just look at his front
like, man, it's, it's, I have a question.
No, Primordian is fucking broken.
It's actually broken.
It's just not broken when the entire lobby is high rolling, man.
And then I can't even go Kaisa 3 with the fucking bench because there's two Dark Star players
holding 7 fucking kaiser
...
I'm tired.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!
Not Thresh.
Pop-Champman.
No one's guys flicking that noon on a Thursday.
mean I'm not except I am tired all right can I go to sleep I'm tired
fresh Eve the board
Can you play some nasty game?
That guy's cool as fuck.
The boar.
Kalin paired, Achokyath, Liss, Rod Cloak.
All right, I think the moment I go ETH, I'll just end.
How about that?
But I won't just go ETH on purpose.
The Vickda.
Okay, maybe this time I tried the expedition fucking radiant nashir tooth. Wait, did they nerf radiant nashirs?
Recently?
No.
I can't I could have played on my board actually.
I don't even know what I'm opening for.
What am I even playing?
It's the boar.
The boar Ziya.
What even are some good radiant items that I can play?
You know what's actually broken?
It's opening into a radiant IE ergot.
I played that earlier bro.
What was so fucking OP?
This guy has a Kinsu and a Sunflower with S-Edition.
He's probably going towards DIA as well.
How about...
Maybe just Master Yi?
Oh, I'm good.
That is for...
I don't want to contest Zyra, like opening the Zyra on the open floor. That's good.
Oh. Oh. GG.
great now I'm fighting open okay but but can someone tell me what the fuck I'm
plane. There's three expeditions. Now, Frigidae's ult is complete dog's shite. I'm not pretty
like I'm I'm certain but it's I mean it's playable if you hit
I mean that's pretty good cuz I just won and then I can just the play okay I
Should I just wait or a lot I mean I found an ergot might as well got her lot or got her lot or got her lot
her lot
I'm a sense giggle like radio 90 no get
What if I do too
I'm just going to be automatic EXP, is there another opener?
I'm actually going to speed this, fuck it.
I mean, I kind of want to agree with this EXP though.
I need, there's no BS sword.
I mean I'll get VF sort of eventually. It is what it is.
But I need QSS, now I need another glove and another VF.
And then I want another VF for GS.
So how the fuck am I getting 3 VF wards?
GG.
Last game GG, nope. I mean, I'm pretty sure it's just a Legitopee. It is. Alright, where
There's it! Akali, Amaukai, Rast, Ergot, Agaleo, Aurora, Gintsu Guard, Expedition into
not sure. Rod Jane Jane, Boobuf, GG, Ginsu BF. I'm not confessing GG. GG.
And this guy, oh nice, and now I get two anvils. I- no I don't. GG. Wait. GG. I'm
GG. I'm running in fucking solo, fuck you man.
Do I even want to feed this right now?
I can also just play just standard mech.
The items for it, what's it called, are pretty bad.
16, 19.
Let me see what my augment is, because I don't even know how much money to hit.
I am fucking broke. I am broke broke
Alright, let me see.
I do have QSS half IE, QSS half IE, and if I get B, I can play that.
But I can also just play Aisle, but I'm pretty sure this Vexured is like S. But if I get
like an or an item I'm kind of down to play mech if I don't get or an item I'm
kind of down to play I I don't I don't even know what
or mech mech mech and burglar
I
No one's playing radiant item on fucking the man for a fuck you and what I get and herb scambit dark star plus one
Exiles crash that's dummies
But I'm probably going to lose the round
7th into mech. Alright, I'm playing mech. I mean, I must. I don't even know why I pumped
here I mean JG guard breaker and then I'm a bow in a tier I'm met I mean I'm
met for sure and I actually have the money to hit report I mean I just need
the economy no way you ego myself match thank you for the fucking sub man thank
you
Clicking.
Nice addition check. It's a 26 after this turn.
Well, they're not just herbs in the Voyager with extra annual throw, you cannot go Expedition.
They just serve that expedition, but even before the nerf, you cannot go Expedition
into another combat augment.
You are going fucking ape.
How is this shit even allowed man?
What the- and then this guy is just like- oh my great man.
And then he is just playing towards mech and now he's just guaranteed even though he has
no econ.
How?
He has absolutely no econ, man.
How does it even work?
Oh, great.
He found an A-Soul.
Great, man.
He took...
How can you take Expedition into a potty whether...
And then he just hits...
And then he just hits Pandora's seat.
But now it doesn't even matter to me. Econ, I just got scammed.
Like, it's just, it's so unreal.
It's actually unreal, this fucking company.
But it's just, how are you allowed to do that?
I
I mean, I'd rather cash out this turn and I'll just roll this.
because I want to roll before him. If I don't find another karma it is what it is. I don't
even know what I leveled. I got E-Piss and I just built this trash. He said that he's
I don't just need to uh, E-con probably.
But I for sure want to roll before him.
This thing has legit no E-con man. Fuck you.
52 to level. Is it perfect this turn?
My par is actually good.
Why is it, is it just Parma on here then?
I mean, I have four rollers.
Tom Kensh.
I wouldn't say.
Like, surely this is rolling when it's visually there, right?
This is rolling when it's visually there right? I'm not fucking stupid right?
yo gg's everybody
adaption i'll just go for a pelton and i'll move the gun potentially
i mean i don't even care about the stupid ass karma
And it wrapped and I died.
It wrapped and I died.
GG.
And now I can't.
Oh, don't worry guys.
I just have to hold eight gold on bench and just fucking pray.
And just sit here and fucking pray.
Like, it's just... this is fucking unreal, man.
Yay!
I mean, I hit.
What did I do well in this game?
I mean, he has no Econ and he hit.
Like, how?
How? How?
I don't know. How can you even fucking hit? He has absolutely no econ.
All will know us in time.
I don't think you under- And then he has silver mirror dawn!
I don't think you understand how illegal it is to take Expedition into Apotheon.
No, it's-
Ah, ah, nah, nah.
This company is so fucking incompetent.
This is actually my boy.
I don't understand how the fuck you're allowed to offer this.
It's just like-
I mean, it's crazy. Expedition into an E-Con argument.
Oh, it's crazy.
oh crazy how that works because you actually need the money to go eat but
for him it doesn't matter because oh geez
This is just fucking rage bait, man. It's legit rage bait.
I'm down to roll it because the thing is Tom Kensh will just farm me A-Soul to next turn.
I need to anti-heal his roll.
Bring in Nashor too, so I mean I don't know what to fold.
Oh nice, they're just going to go over 3-4 costs.
Oh nice, hit A-SOUL 2 with absolutely 0 fucking econ augments.
Hog fucking champ, man.
Now I'm forced to take Thresh for the sunfire cape.
Borrowed.
Zero econ augment? Ah, here you go. A-Soul 2, Galio 2. Here you go. In fact, he has 4 A-Souls.
I don't think you- you know he would have been dead on 4-1?
Oh, he has 5 Asils.
He would be dead on 4-1.
How are you allowed to click Expedition and not have an Econ often?
I don't get it.
I genuinely don't understand.
I have Slammon and I barely roll.
I mean I'm still going to lose to him. He has a fucking silver mirror on man.
This game is so fucking unreal man.
Nah nah, this game nah nah.
Nah.
Hello?
Well, that didn't get offered, Econ, Econ's fully... okay, maybe he didn't get offered
Econ, but either way, the point is, HOW IS THIS IN THE FUCKING GAME?!
No, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done after this one, I'm just gonna leave, this is a waste
of fucking time.
I don't even know why I fucking play this shit, it's so fucking boring man.
You can't play the fucking game!
You're not even, like, you're just sitting here and signing up for fucking bingo!
Like, how is this shit even fucking allowed?
It's just...
my god.
I don't get it.
How the fuck is...
Ahh!!
Yakamaka.
...
I didn't mean to do that.
if you don't understand why I'm pissed the game is like this fucking encounter it's not
It's just un-fucking-real, this company, it's un-fucking-real.
I usually don't get genuinely upset, but it's just how are they releasing this shit?
No, I don't even get upset, I'm just sitting there just fucking joking around, but I'm
not even joking this time.
I don't know how the fuck this is released!
It's time for talking over.
I do this channel after a while.
That Vex 2 on 8.
I wonder where he got this Vex 2 on 8 from.
I wonder!
Yo, GGs!
GGs!
Thank you very much.