oh
hello
What a beautiful tree this line.
Hold on to the trail.
I always find a weak spot.
I don't know what happened to my stomach, but I was just about to start stream last game.
And out of nowhere, I just went to the toilet and I took the fattest dump known to man.
I'm not even kidding, there was so much shit in the toilet that like it was like the
shit was like coming out of the water like if this is the water level it was like,
It was like started off solid, so the poop was- can you guys even see my- my- my-
Okay, so like this is the water level, yes?
Then the poop, like solid, started solid?
And then it just went like it was like a fucking ice cream- ice cream swirl to the top.
Jesus Christ, man, bro, that was the most I ever shot in my life.
Holy fuck.
I don't get it.
What the fuck happened? I don't get
Congrats dude. Well, I mean I mean that's why that's why I
That means you have digesting problems
Bro, okay. No, I mean I know I mean my stomach just died
What? Okay, just because you got sick like let's you got a cold right just because you got a cold does that mean
You're about to die. No, I mean just because my stomach hurt doesn't mean
Which is Jim double gargoyle, and I don't have anti armor and I came
Let's go about it hit masters, please lock into the bro
It is what it is, buddy.
It is what it is.
Man, did you watch the T1 game?
Uh, no.
I was on VFX plus 1.5 though, and I woke up to some good news, so that's the good news
For me I guess.
You motherfucker.
Actually, he's in a glove.
Wait, you admit you're bad, no?
Just because I am bad?
LGD should have won?
Wait, they lost? No, LGD won.
I was on LGD as well, bro. That was an LGD all in, man.
I thought you couldn't bet on... Oh no, no, like, I'm not actually on them. I was...
like hypothetically I'm beyond them
like if I were to if I were to go on a side I would want I would have went on
what's it called I don't really want to drop this because this is easy to be
older world but then I mean no matter what I'm making
econ here yes no matter what yeah just make that already wait test lost WTF what
so Joe what a solo test not gonna lie perhaps you were right you might be right
about that time you know time you and it's not the demon I mean talking about
this is good like he's good for sure but the best player for LGD is Bertol
for sure. That team before Burtle was complete horrendous trash. And then, no, I'm actually
a fucking tier 2 League of Legends expert. No cap. And then, this NIP team, they lost
to Assam so people thought they were shit. But I swear, FOTIC and Fengyue were just
gated by no it's like it's like uh wait hold on what I got you motherfucker I just
gave someone a gold it's like uh people think
people think Jiwoo is bad I guarantee you Jiwoo is bad yes but effort is
is fucking terrible. That guy is lit. He wasn't even performing in challenges. If you
watch, fuck up dude. If you watch challenges, I watch every single fucking challenges game.
If you, if you watch challenges, you would know that effort is fucking trash. Like it's
like, it's like, you don't even know, okay, no, Pays is a demon, but I was going to
say you don't even know it pays as a demon because he is carrier is the actual
demon but I mean he is a demon but like the better example is Diablo without
Kellen Jesus Christ Jesus Christ like no no like it's just it's I'm telling you
this Jibu guy is looking is looking very bad and Fenrir might not even be that
bad like how do you know it's not it's not a effort you don't buddy you
I got absolutely zero bonus orbs. Are we serious right now?
Are you serious? You know random teacher to coach him now. I'm pretty rich. What I get something good. I hope a fucking gromp, too
It's gromp to better than Zaya with this setup
How can I get it after I have a Kong now? No, I'm a Holly. Is that good?
Holly
I mean I'm on 4 loss so I don't really care if I lose.
Also I have tier rod chain, tier chain play around rod.
Alright let me stack one and see what I get.
The bonus loot.
Minus one.
I mean what if I hit something good man it's worth the risk.
It's like flipping a coin for $100 and then losing.
It's like, that's the worst analogy I was going to stop talking.
Bro can we just focus on TFT today?
I'm tired of being emerald with fucking hardwood stock man, it's pissing me off.
Alright.
Also, I woke up today with a sword throat.
I don't know if you guys can tell with my voice, but by fucking, I've been bitching for
fucking 36 hours straight, my fucking voices died.
Jeez, man.
Damage amp and task lead and one gold, is that even good?
I mean, it's not terrible.
I sound the same, really?
Advanced Loan.
I'm not taking Pilfer.
Oh, actually, makeshift armor.
Wait, does this benefit from makeshift or no?
Champions. Fuck you, man.
Champions.
They nerfed it, man.
I mean, it would be way too OP if it weren't just champions.
But I mean, it's not bad.
Okay, if that's the case, should I just reforge the tier then?
No, because I can probably dual-carry some...
Uh, probably just go... I mean, it's probably dual-carry backline in just one tank.
Just buy some front line units and call it.
I mean, is this not just Vanguard of Helios? It probably is, man.
This time, Master's for real? Yes.
Make sure it's Vanguard of Helios.
This guy has Invoker plus one, and has a fucking Middly, and a Morgana.
Aphelios, the Mama Beat, Aphelios, Zyra, Brambleback.
He need a temporary something potion.
Uh, what am I missing?
I mean, I just don't have last wizards, so my board is complete trash.
And it's Anti-Hill, like, what is this, Juggernaut?
I mean, it probably is a Juggernaut somewhere, I mean, it is.
Do I need Anti-Hill or not?
Kind of.
Yes, but I'm not gonna win with Arbus.
Okay!
I'm not gonna need Anti-Hill, but like, it doesn't even do anything.
I just looked at my boards and then I looked at their boards. How the fuck do I win?
That's seven crown guard question mark question mark question mark Louis 2 I fucking remember playing against you in a fucking
A-Ram like two years ago or like one year ago. Why the fuck did you turn into a hate watcher you piece of shit?
Or not hate watcher a fucking rage baiter
What the fuck is this? How did you just randomly just turn into a rage baiter as well like what?
Okay, so how come how?
Okay, okay, there's two wolves that's pretty good man
Why are you always bitchin'? I'm not. I'm not. Do you remember me, sir? No, I mean, I don't remember playing A-Ram, but you're dumbass.
There are plenty of K3 soju watchers that are not rage-vaders you you are
No
Okay, if makeshift worked
Wait riot games actually listen to feedback on summons and makeshift because imagine if makeshift worked on elderwood
Wouldn't that just be fucking broken?
Yes
Like they actually listened to feedback for the first time in their life, man. I cannot. I cannot.
It works on Giant and Mito? What do you mean? Oh, yeah, Giant and Mito, yeah, but like I feel like Mito is more OP than Giant and Mito.
Like the amount of HP and Mito is a tier two.
Alright well, well this is weird because I thought my spot was actually pretty good and
then out of nowhere I did win a single fucking round and then now my spot looks fucking terrible
which I don't really get because I thought my spot was pretty good and now I'm looking
at my spot and now it's looking like an 8, 45 HP and I'm playing towards Ophelios.
I've been here for ten years since you've dropped out of engineering college. How do you not recognize? I recognize your dumbass
I just don't recognize you from from something else, man. Okay. Also. I need some damage
I
Don't recognize you from a ram is what I meant. There's what I said, bro. No, don't fucking rage with me man
Okay, also this Zyre does no damage is mama beak one stronger than Zyre
8% attack speed?
I don't know.
Oh yeah, I guess I don't have summoner.
Visage, Titans, Chain, Shogun adapted.
How is this guy on a how is this guy 89 HP with this dark dog-ass board explain that shit to me
This guy's board is terrible
I mean, I guess I got a lot stronger. I got like three rabbit and I got defender and I got
All right, well
I mean I was rolling for a phylios ginsu last whisper DB and
And then I have tier rod chain makeshift vanguard front line
I'm not even that poor
Another rod of the earth sword I'm actually getting a lot of stuff with the club
Shojin Morello
I mean, that's pretty good, man.
Is there an execution on here?
Watch closely.
I'll play this for one turn.
and I just don't play I mean I should just use it a little bit this turn
Shoujin, Morello, and am I just going to chain clove, play around Rod? Probably.
Yeah it is. Alright. And next turn I'm about to send it for my board and Gigi.
And Gigi. I was hoping I could win this round with this Ezreal, but yeah
I'm sure there's a bit how many years I go none 34
Set to go rate. Did you go eighth again?
You didn't even rate man. When was the last time sensible rated anyone this guy is a clown. All right
When was the last time he rated anyone the guy it doesn't like anyone except for me of course anyways, I
Don't even like sorts of it
But I I only have
Who I miss it
Who the fuck am I missing my stupid
It's definitely not that I
Don't have xyver eyes what it's in my shot. I was gonna say I had my entire board. I'm stupid
I'm stupid. I had my entire board man. I had my entire work. I knew it
I was like how the fuck am I missing some bro? No, man. I have children bro on this and we could be Zyra man. Oh my no
No, no, I mean it doesn't even matter. Just look at this guy's board and look at my board every time I play this comp
I just go wait. Why do I keep playing this comp? Is this comp actually a real comp?
It was an S tier like fucking two days ago, and I don't think it's even an A tier anymore. Is this even a real comp?
I mean in my back okay, I mean I'm I'm actually certain that this is better but and then I'm
down to just uh yeah fucking this I'm in my back I don't have a single front line to
Sorry. This is my board. Yeah, what was walking?
This is my board. Are we serious right now? Are we serious right now?
My main tank is a rock on. Wait. Wait, is mama me broken?
not really really I mean that looks pretty good man I'm 28 feet okay there's a
Oh, oh wait wait one second
I'm back. I'm actually back. I mean a taric I can finally get rid of this fucking dog shit
And it ends the rabbit-ons and I have makeshift so it's not too bad. Yeah, yeah
Yeah.
Except I don't have a single fucking pair.
Oh!
I believe I am back, buddy.
6% I'm sure.
Yeah, one more fucking.
rambleback paired I mean I don't want to clump for I don't want to clump for a
how do I hold this should have just sell Diana's I sell her for him I mean
I don't want to come for anything to do it's my board actually did now for no
I mean this guy's not even weak by the way, okay, I'm 20 HP
Do you think Mace should be openly brought back built dip augment?
Oh, I don't know.
I mean, it's not even a Phelous.
A Phelous 2 isn't even my main upgrade.
I need to upgrade my fucking frontline.
A Looney.
My vanguard?
I mean, I could play a Loom plus 1, but not really because I can't.
I mean, Mace should be able to do some frontline.
I have...
After 8 seconds, no.
After eight seconds, no, also I should have bought a fucking better unit, shit.
Okay, that's actually a huge upgrade.
Let me pair this with this.
I was actually a huge upgrade.
Actually, I should have just paired with this.
I mean, it's an extra, like, it's an extra warm-up on my board basically. That's pretty good, man.
Also, I'm starting to think Mama Beak is fucking broke.
This even actually does damage!
What the fuck?
I mean, if I can hit the Rock 2, Hecarim 2, Aphelios 2, my board's actually good.
And then what's your level 9 on this board?
Is it just a Looney?
Is there anything else I can play?
Yeah, no shit.
I mean, that's a that's a okay. I should probably hold this as well. It's probably just drop
Nevermind.
You motherfuckers man.
Man up potion.
Does this grief my uh make shit?
I don't know, hopefully not.
Mabika is fucking terrible man. This shit is fucking terrible. Bro, okay, can I get a
Phelous too? Don't piss me off man. Okay, thank you. Okay, and then who do you put the...
Who do you put the thing on?
Who do you put the Marth on then?
I'm not putting on that, am I? I'm putting on this piece of shit?
A little bit of anti-heal?
I mean I have a few, I'm not putting on no fucking Sentinel. I can tell you that.
Usually I'm not, yeah, but I have, I have Masons, so I just, I do my Zarders games.
Oh, they use the other linty, I guess.
Okay, what's it called?
Ophelios is way better than Mama B. Holy shit. This is not even close, man.
What the fuck?
This unit is legit terrible.
Well, furious one is better.
I get invoker and nothing.
Do I even want to fucking, I mean, I don't know, that's just real combat.
Is this even good?
I lose mage check but I gain warmogs.
I mean, I guess it's good with this.
I mean I gained 20 MR, but I lose 50.
I think it's about to wrap up on my Zyra and I'm instant dead.
Oh, this is wrapping on Zyra for sure, man.
Hello?
I mean, it's wrapping for sure, because this unit got the fuck out the way.
hello I mean I actually could have won this round if my Zyra doesn't die man
Um, 8th... 16k damage?
Hello?
You garbage.
I mean, honestly, if you think about it, 7th place minus 6, that doesn't even matter.
And you fucking know it doesn't matter.
Also, hold on, let me go check this Aphelios... like, Aphelios fucking items.
Like, if I say Aphelios 4 ring, I get 3 items.
What the fuck are the items on this unit?
I've added Jolotus, Gensu, Dv, Dv, Laswhisper, Ie, Dv, Kraken, Kraken, Gensu, Gensu, Dv, Ie, Laswhisper, Gs, Kraken, Kraken, Redbuff, Dv, Laswhisper, Kraken, Ie, Gensu, Laswhisper, Dv, Gensu, Kraken, Dv, Kraken, Redbuff, Ie, Redbuff, Ie, Dv, Gensu, Ie, Gs.
Okay, so it just looks like a combination of Dv's, Gensu's, Laswhisper's,
in IEDB, Gintsu, last was your Kraken. It doesn't even matter, you just choose 3 and call it a day.
Okay, so I mean, okay, it wasn't even, okay.
Alright.
You know who I need to, okay, you know how I can just instantly fucking win the game?
Just just watch this shit, ready? This guy is the motherfucking goat.
88 I'm not really okay. I'm actually just gonna give me one second
Let's actually do some investing in see what's going on over here
All right, he played of a last whisper IEDD
I mean it doesn't matter if you do carry on this and then he had
Spell weaver
Oh sets goes in the game, what do you place? Oh, man, you went for fuck you. All right
Okay, yee yee bye
G8 Ginsu Flicker 3rd? This is a 3rd, really? I can't. I mean, full legendary Ginsu Kraken,
GS, Elder Blue, GSDB. I'm looking at his board. I am outclassed. I am legitimately outclassed.
Db, Db, Db, Zyra. Wait, this is the board that I played. It's like he went 3rd and I went 8th.
Wait, oh, I have to run an average in my big game. Hold on.
You are a streamer, it's fine, first message, following since January 28th, 2026.
That's how I know you're just rage-baiting, buddy.
If you have been following me for the last eight months, you would know I'm not just
a streamer.
professional player.
I don't get it man.
I don't get it.
I'm tired man.
Law piece.
GG.
I've been law piece low.
You've just started that botch.
In what fucking chat is that even remotely acceptable?
How do you just fucking load up in the Twitch chat and you just you just started that botch all caps
Like what the fuck bro? No, no, no, you know you got me man. No, that's just fucking rage bait
You got me
All right, can I take this
high-key OP that's what I was saying chosen of the Sun gold opener with
investments ready no in a two-star two-cost champion at level six in a random
item component at level nine gain a random Tuesday I mean am I making the
nine this game probably not zero gold opener fuck you I mean I'm not taking
this I'm not taking this I mean I don't really want to take I mean I
guess I can take hustler I can also take clear mind no yeah fuck it I
I mean, I have a Gargoyle at the same time. What'd I get?
I mean, there's no way I'm re-rolling, but...
Okay.
I mean, there's no way I'm re-rolling.
But I took birthday reunion to go five loss, I think.
This is legitimately the worst possible unit you can hit.
I am certain of it.
Like, ah, why the f***ing god, man.
This unit doesn't do anything.
he just reroll. Birthday reunion? Slow roll on 5. I don't even get... I... you're telling
me I don't even get the random component until stage 4? Like, bro. Like, surely I at least
get the random component. Defender. Vanguard. Is there a... Is there a rapid fire anywhere?
I'm here, you wanna beard?
Two juggernaut, no rapid fire, I can.
I appreciate Shen plus this is better, I need some fucking damage.
I honestly, this unit didn't look that bad.
Maybe it's fine.
Great.
I
Actually it doesn't even look that bad
We will survive I mean probably not it's a zero gold. It's not gold
Encounter and it's not go low
So I don't really know
Morgana I could play coven soon maybe I have these two I mean I probably don't lose my
treat though I mean I can also just ditch this kid I mean I'm not so on Kale too I'm not
I'm not playing this, you're a vanguard? Yes, what is this?
I mean, somehow this is a breeze for you, I don't know.
I don't lose that.
I mean, Kale did 1k, that's pretty good. No rocket fire, 1k.
If I can get like Shen 2, I can actually just play like 2 rocket fire, like this backline, and like Defender plus Shen 2.
do. My board is actually pretty good. Like Barris, Shen, Defender, or yeah, Verus, Shen, Defender.
Okay, I mean the Murals, the what's it called, it's gone. I mean I can just go Murala, Murana,
just always end with Murana.
Isn't Solar really good? Like Solid Top 4 at least? No. And even if it were good,
I have fucking birthday being you're not you're not winning a single fight man
Settle down. I mean I have I have coven if I want coven
And then I just I just like cat like lose streak or like mixed streak and that's I can actually win out
Do I keep this guy? No, what the fuck?
Vanguard how much damage they'll do
Okay, I'm this my board
Oh great spreading roots three item Camille giga I mean it's fine. I got in I got coming at the perfect time
I don't even know how I scan the three streets. Isn't that actually crazy this board three street one more cast
All right, that's not bad. It doesn't it doesn't stay
When Morgana dies, it doesn't say
Oh, I remember that's the old... ah, shit.
It's fine, whatever, man.
Alright.
If you lose and kill at least one enemy, gain one EXP.
I mean, surely I can kill one.
I just so...
I don't even know if I'm killing one. I can kill that unit.
You- can I kill a unit here?
I don't even know if I'm killing a unit.
wait oh nice okay that's pretty good happy part of anniversary that was
yesterday buddy you're late
Wait, where? Where are the cameos in the, uh, in the Cassiopeas? Cameo Cassiopea? Cameo
Hello Cassiopeia!
Hello?
Shoujin Player on Belt?
I mean, am I just playing a...
Morvana? What's it called? R.E.?
Middle-E?
What a beautiful dream.
I mean, we're gone is better later into the game.
Okay, so where's the computer pass the OPA?
I guess I have two rolls.
I can actually roll like even a free roll next turn.
I'm gonna roll on six-ups though.
I can also roll for like Vi.
I find a Vi, maybe I can farm like one component before I pivot off.
But I'm also broke as fuck. I'm level 540.
How?
Can you thank us for thanking you already?
What are you talking about?
What?
I mean it's just free rolls.
Well it's not really, but I have two free rolls.
Alright, Cassiopeia...
How do I get a belt?
And one free roll?
What the fuck? Wait, am I back?
Perhaps.
I mean I actually am I mean I just got I just got fucking infinite gold
What is it pebbles karma
What even is the board a plug set
Nice nice nice holy shit I'm back through unit loss entire board one star GD GD
Alright, I'm going to go over once with the whiz, it's free.
Alright, backhand it's uh, this dude.
Alright, I mean how's it looking?
I mean it's looking pretty good, buddy.
This whiz rebate is the juice.
I probably won't roll next turn though for it, but...
Do I lose this anyway?
Probably.
And that's an accidentally won. In which case it doesn't... that's actually fine because I get three kills for loss. That's pretty good, man.
Wait?
G!
I mean, it's looking pretty good, man.
Uh, I mean, does this pan if I want to go in Boker plus or something?
Uh, I mean does this pan if I want to go Invoker plus one?
Which I kind of do, but if I don't get pan I just go Rod, and if I don't get Rod, I just
go Glove, or Tear, but it's probably Rod.
Also, if I have, if I have what's it called, birthday reunion and this is my spot, like
I'm pretty sure I can just roll pretty wide, and just go knight and just full
capper on everything probably man this board plays one legendary is that good
you can drop karma for a loony
if I'm gonna win but this time going to lose if I decide I might actually I'm
I mean I'm kind of down to uh there's also maybe I can farm yeah I'm not farming shit
I'm going to win but it's fine, I get three per kill so this is a very easy set.
cover all right which one do I go for
cover mood all right I just go for 250 32 per loss attack 3
I go for 250 and a GD.
Alright.
And there's no way you can go higher, like it's not, like I don't even want to go for
250 low key.
And that's not true.
I mean, I'm definitely going to, I'm definitely going for, because I'm probably just going
to stack a little bit more.
the
I wish I could kill one more but it's fine 195
Like, okay, this is actually good.
This is actually good if I can TP through 9.
I brought a glove chain, play around bow.
It's not like this is going to scale my board right now, but I probably will chain, glove,
play around bow, grab it on.
I can probably roll relatively flexibly.
I'm probably not playing this one.
I'm definitely not.
I don't even want to roll though I'm kind of down to a
It says level 8 true zero and this is his word white. I mean he's forgotten it too, but this entire board is fucking trash man. Come on
I'm gonna have to suck one more 39
This board is trash, like it's actual trash.
18, I'm sure they can get one kill.
Can I just play two of them, come in?
4 and 8, huh?
Oh, I need to roll down.
She came to say hi, but I have to roll.
I mean how much more do I want to, can I play 2 Coven?
Probably.
Alright, and then I cash out, see what I cash out, and then GG.
Alright, I just need to kill one unit. Surely I can kill one unit.
One unit and GG.
I think I won. This guy's board looks terrible.
Oh, okay. Well, I guess I have to play coming for one more turn, then.
isn't bad I mean I could just fucking just send it this turn man
Casio P2 I mean it's no I'm I'm gonna cast you a few things okay well I don't
I don't really want to dig more after, after seeing this shop.
So I don't even know why I dig here.
Could I not just make 30 this turn and just sat one more turn?
Well, no, because I mean, I could have just hit some two star, man.
I mean, can I play this? It's wonderful.
I mean, I probably could, like, this was little sick.
I mean, every HP you save is worth something.
So maybe I have to play, I can play Zyra as well.
probably not
All right, this is my last loss all right to 50 cash out
All right, yeah, but it's fine. I can probably find something I
Mean if I don't get that it doesn't even matter
I mean I got a loom too, that's pretty good man.
But like my frontline is a new level of some dog shit.
I mean I'm probably playing a moomoo plus.
I mean I probably shouldn't try not to miss fiddle sticks and I also can't miss a moomoo
I guess.
I'm playing the loom with no front line whatsoever
Nivally too that's pretty good. I still don't have a single front line unit. I
Don't have a single front line unit
I don't have anti MR how man how
out. I don't have anti-MR. I actually missed. Okay, also I need an Amumu. Okay, do I even
play Apelios on my board? No, let me just make 10. Okay, Tittle sticks, TG, Shojin Rabidons.
I mean, I'd rather have this have double mana and then I just go...
Bruh...
I mean, I should have kind of like this.
I have to play Kog'maw on my board.
Like, what is this?
I don't have a single fucking 2 star frontline again, man.
Jesus Christ!
Oh, that's pretty good.
All right, save bow void staff void staff plus plus plus something
And I'm pretty sure I'm just dropping this in in in Morgana, but if I hit Morgana too
I mean it's mainly just it's mainly just a moomoo plus
a moomoo plus plus but if I hit him we're gonna to then what I just need to
open one front line unit also in front like this how many sets will have a 510
Holy shit, that's kinda good.
Also, yeah, wait, why is my... I am stupid, man. Holy shit.
Eh, I'm probably not putting this anywhere.
Okay, both here are clean prove.
Okay, how's it looking now I mean it's looking pretty good
If I grab it onto my loom, I can actually win this one.
I thought it was enough to one-shot anyway.
It's actually not enough to one-shot already.
It's a loom-fear one-shot, really?
That fuck is even a fucking shit.
I mean, one upgrade?
I- if I hit...
Okay, nice. I just wasted a remover for no reason.
Okay, blue buff adaptive. I mean surely this is the gigabit.
Surely this is the gigabit. Yes?
Blue buff adaptive rabidons. If this can't wash out the back line, I don't know what the fuck does.
This unit is trash. This guy has not lost a single round. How do I beat this guy? Wait,
Is he heroic?
Is this heroic or no?
Yes!
Bro, like!
Didn't I just get fucking scammed?
Didn't I actually get scammed?
Yes, it's f-
My board's actually good, I just find heroic.
Or it's not good, but I mean, it's fine.
My Nidalee is a zero synergy by the way, but it's just holding my items.
Legit zero zero synergy, not one.
How does a moon...
This a moon unit is so fucking bad. It is so fucking bad.
How?
you
How can Auri be better than Alune?
How can Alune 2 be worse than Auri 2?
How man, how can Alune 2 be worse than Morgana 2?
I mean, her fucking, her, her...
Also, does a mumu unit?
Is not, thank you.
My Idea blue buff adaptive rabbitons is dog shit.
Are we on fucking crack?
I will protect me from the other two men of Ravidons.
That's trash.
Holy shit.
I can't.
I fucking can't.
Oh my god.
I can't I fucking can't
I don't
I can't bury them all
I can't
I just don't want to keep them
I already have a small bow
Double Gromp
Your three?
Okay
6.0 average
It's good to learn buddy
Start explaining your decisions
Oh my god.
Chaincloak belt.
And Vagan.
Item extraction. It's a lot of single offensive items.
That's pretty good.
Wait, I don't get it.
I mean, it's actually good because my front line is good.
And then now I just sit here and just uh...
And just see what offensive items I get off of Krugs.
Make some Geekon with clear mind and then GG.
And then G.G.
What the fuck is this?
Leblanc 2, Elderwood, Leona 2.
Shoujin Glove.
And I'm just sitting here with a Gargoyle.
I don't get it.
How about you Gargoyle VN, yup?
Oh, champ, man.
Woohoo!
You didn't even print anything?
You don't see the print until after the fucking round ends, man.
Alright, you know what?
Let's actually see if you print anything.
He didn't print anything.
Uh, Juggernaut?
Um, I mean, honestly?
Oh yeah, actually, isn't it actually fine to just lose?
Yes?
But I kind of want to hold this cameo and I don't really want to sell this individually.
I kind of want to hold the Camille though because if I'm in the least castle P I can get coming in for a little bit
I mean it's not like I'm locking and I can't clear mind
Maybe it's worth it just hold it and then and then if I lose around I pre-level but then I lose to and I pre-level like who the fuck does that
Actually don't even mind losing
On one last time. There's no way about this actually
There's no way I would ever be leveled.
Isn't this actually just me missing the coin flip diff?
If I didn't miss the coin flip, I could just hold this coming up for free.
Because I missed the coin flip, I can't even hold it.
I don't want to miss that.
I don't want to sell my fucking dork to whatever they do.
Random 2 cost.
I mean I don't even want to lose the Caitlyn though, I mean I guess the Caitlyn doesn't
do anything.
One gold?
Yeah fuck it, whatever you get.
Casio Pia.
I mean that's actually kind of fine.
If that's the case, I mean do I really want to lose Econ?
I'm just 5 lossing probably.
And my height didn't even make 11, I cleared my min.
And like everyone actually looks strong, so I'm kind of down to just lose.
I mean I fought someone really weak here, but everyone else is really strong.
And I'll probably just spike on my change 4 in R6-3.
gargoyle belt? I mean the problem is I have gargoyle belt. I don't understand how I'm supposed to win streak with gargoyle belt. I mean if I do win streak with gargoyle belt, it's not gonna scale.
Cause I don't know what the fuck to go for. I mean I could go glove and flex. Or I could just hard force R.I.E.
Nashor's, Ravadon's, Voidstaff, Rod, JG. Okay, I'm probably playing... I mean, is it
Cosens with Bo? Can I just go to Caitlyn? No. But I'm probably just gonna sell for 30 anyway.
The entire lobby's playing AP, so I'll be playing some Aphelios.
I just like stage three around
Like Rod tier Nashor's rabbit on's
Morello
Voidstaff rod Voidstaff
JG shojin JG. I think I will be playing a Phelous a Phelous receiver. Yes
All right, the fuck is this man?
Maybe I can make the ash
I could have 5 loss if I scouted earlier
If I scouted earlier and saw everyone was this strong
I would have just uh, sold
But then I would have to sell backline
I mean I would just frontline
I would just frontline like Harry
But I feel like keeping the Yorks pretty good
Cause my stage 3 can actually play it
Just have one positive champion
I'm not losing that much gold, I'm making 30, then 40, and then 50.
I'm not even on 5-Lost, I don't even know why they even scouted.
And then I just roll for like a Phelous flex.
So there's no one playing Vanguard in this game because the entire fucking lobby is playing the what's it called?
That's not even bad. There's no like three losses in Dushuos is not even gold by the way
You get one gold for three losses. One gold and the only way it's more of old is to be like somehow get to a six loss
But you think this board's gonna six losses no fucking way
Alright, I mean this spot is looking pretty good I'd say, yes?
I mean it's pretty good, 40 gold, clear mind, my board is like if I get some items here
I can actually scale up the stage, whatever.
Gromp is adapter.
Okay, Boat? I- but I really don't want to play.
I mean, I really don't- I can't play AD. I actually- I- I- AD, I actually can't. The entire fucking lobby's AD.
So why the fuck would I vivid in? He's right.
Like making 40 and this is my board is my board even bad
No
I don't want to send red buff though, I need damage
My son breadcub I'm basically committed to server and I'm gonna pray I get damaged later
Yeah, it could be like last was for plus one
And I don't want to lose for no reason.
Okay, I mean it's fine.
Just Silver Flux.
I'm not the wrong bet.
I mean just look buddy.
Just look.
Earlier is an elegant poison. Let it seep in.
Just look.
Oh, stop stemming this shit, man.
Spreading roots and I can flex everything?
I mean, this one's actually good, because I feel like my items are super flexible.
Comet.
And this one for 3-2 spreading roots is actually good.
I got Flora, Fatalis and Juggernaut. I mean Juggernaut's good but Flora without the emblem is fucking trash.
But I guess it's like not bad for now.
I mean it's not terrible, I'm having an extra Juggernaut here.
I mean, I'll just put it on here for now.
It's not actually good, though, and then I just reforged the flora, eventually.
It's actually not good.
No, like it's actually not good.
I just sold it in.
It's not broken.
It's the fucking, it's the augment that's broken.
You get double the fucking, the, the management, man.
It's not good.
It's not actually good.
This shit is fucking trash.
This is the fake one, this is the fake flora.
I mean I could just play Fiddlesticks and just call it.
I actually don't even have to like risk it.
Like I could just play like Fiddlesticks, Fiddlesticks, Lilia, Tristana, Sivir, Vi.
And then I go Juggernaut on Vi, and then I just heal like my frontline, it's actually not bad.
And then that way I don't have to risk like not having any synergy at all.
Because I could just play like the four Juggernauts, and the base is just gonna be
Tristana Sivir, Tristana Vi, Sivir, Lillia, Giddlestick, and then I flex my backline.
And then I just play like two more Juggernauts which is like a Moo Moo.
Like ideally it's Maokai and then I just play Hennan on board.
And then I just level for Ashe.
I mean this board will actually win the game if I hit everything, but I don't
I don't think I'm gonna get everything I want to get.
So that's okay.
I mean, would you look at that.
The Yorick, the Yorick 2.
For the entirety of stage 4, or for the entirety of stage 3, just scales my board in a GG.
This is a fucking dumbass sentinel.
Does that do anything?
Not really.
There's a moomoo, okay, well I need, I'm last pick, how?
Actually educational, yes I'm always educational man.
Okay well I'm last pick, I don't even know how.
Okay but like, okay since I'm the only AD and AP player in the lobby, like I'm not
actually like guaranteed bows and DS swords.
I am man because I scouted because I fucking scouted
Flora fatalis champions harvest enemies on takedown
Adapter defender primal summoner blossom sprykin
Okay, hold on.
I also don't even care about Faye.
I mean, I'm playing Silver for sure though.
I don't really care about the Kennen, and I can actually flex out of...
I mean, this is the board, this one's actually good.
No cap.
Like I could play Jorak plus Zyra as well.
But I feel like the entire lobby is playing AP so I'm not going to hit this anyway.
I could play Jorak instead of one of the Juggernauts and then just play Zyra, Zyra duo.
Oh I could have played Pebbles, oops, I didn't play Camille over.
You're lowest 1 cost or 2 cost champion, stars up in combat.
If I sell this, I can get a 3 star York.
You're lowest 1 star 1 or 2 cost.
Except now, I have to play 3 units.
I don't even know if this is working.
I have to play 6 units.
And I'm fighting the full shrieker
Hello
Hello, I mean it's for sure strong and playing stupid as Timo one more man, but the fuck doesn't vogue or do
It died before Florida for Talisman and now me
No, I'm not.
I'm still four juggernaut.
There's three juggernauts.
What does this M-Move even do?
15 mana whenever a juggernaut dies
Wait juggernaut lily doesn't even sound that bad then all right
I don't think I'm hitting fire in this game I
Don't have us. Oh, thank you man. Thank you if I didn't hit this be a sword
I can't play the oh my two buckets one of the clear mine
for each other champion that survives game
I mean, this guy has a- this guy has a- bro, it's like an unnecessary risk, man.
I can't.
My board sucks.
Fuck adapter.
I mean, no matter what I'm playing this.
Then I have tier chain, play around belt.
I have to like use guard breaker or some shit.
Yeah, I don't think I killed a single unit.
I'm pretty sure I actually have to. I mean, I can't even play Kogla.
I'm not gonna have last whisper is the problem.
Can you even play Simba without last whisper?
I don't know.
I
Why don't I just try to go nine then
Like Manazine level 9
And I go for a duo carry what's it called? I mean these are all shit. What the fuck is this garbage every 30 tech?
These are all shit, okay, I mean if this is my board I might as well just go nine fuck it
And then I just go man, and then I just go nine I just play ash silver level nine with a manazine
Manazine ash
Man is in ash with seventy two oh
I four juggernaut. Oh shit
It doesn't matter just look my board just look at my board is my board killing a single unit. I don't think so buddy I
Think I could have killed a decent amount of units will be
Yeah, why did you so...
...work...
...so I don't even want to use other mirrors.
Alright, clear mind.
60 HP.
I'm already health potion.
I don't want to, uh...
If I go if I go if I use the okay, honestly, is it actually five views double mover cuz I'm gonna have more
Bro, I'm not I'm not winning anyway, man look at my board just take up just take a fucking look at my board man
I'm not winning shit
All right
Okay, I just don't play Faye and I play Alune and then I also don't have to play...
I don't have to play Lillia.
I mean, it's either Alune, Kennen, or Tristana, it doesn't even matter.
I just flexed between Alune or Kennen, whichever one I hit, because it trades pretty good.
And then if I hit a loon too, maybe I just manage to hit a loon.
That's actually pretty good.
Yeah, I mean, Bronson Life on this is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Oh no, it's not actually that good.
Because Floor is going to be 2, and then also I'm going to play...
A belt.
A loon of belt.
And it's gone.
Okay, why do you bow or glove? Or I can't play the game?
I guess I can also flex Soraka, but I feel like the Soraka unit is complete trash.
And then I have bow, glove...
Oh, I'm not making even Trout, because I'm supposed to carry on him.
And if I miss, then I'll make even Trout. Like, you can't miss Cloak and F***ing Gloom, man. It's not even possible.
Triple Ori Shop. What the f***?
Is it the entire lobby AP by the way?
Yes?
Except they're not playing RE.
Oh, they're just not playing RE, but they are all AP.
I mean I could just play Ari, Manizane, Red buff, Manizane plus one.
Ari is basically a saloon, triple Ari shot, what the fuck?
That's the worst area of all time, holy fuck man.
This is just sad.
I mean, I killed some units, that's pretty good.
I think I farmed...
Holy shit, what'd I farm?
Two EXP.
Okay, I am gonna be too lies, but it's probably fine
I
This two years he makes it 57
11 to level? Oh, it's actually basically so perfect it rolls on neutrals.
Oh wait, yeah it is. Oh nice. I'll fuck him back.
This is also what I get. I got a re-roll. What the fuck?
That's kinda good. Yeah, I beat someone on two lives!
Wait, this game's over! Wait, this game's over then!
Excuse me?
It's not.
It's not perfect.
But I don't trust myself?
Okay, let me get this done first.
Oh, not that.
Oh, god.
I don't trust myself to do this roll down.
I don't even know what the fuck I'm even rolling for.
Ah, shit.
Alright, whatever, I don't care, I'm saving 4 gold. It is what it is. Hopefully I don't fuck up.
I just got a radiant refactor.
What the fuck?
Hello?
Okay, is it even that bad?
Except it's not a fucking once-aw-radiate.
And I definitely didn't do the roll down.
I didn't do the roll down.
And now me.
And I have...
I'm still two lives. It doesn't really matter. Five juggernauts. I'm gonna hit the board
in GD. If I hit a rod, I would just go... I would just go Rabadons and Raging Rabadons.
How do I only have one Sivir?
Should I have scouted the Sivirs?
Also, I'm not even playing, I don't even have a movie on the board. I don't have a single two star by the way.
I don't...
What the fuck is my front line?
How is this my front line?
This is zero gold by the way.
I can Manazine Ash and then Manazine Ash, Shogun, Scissor, Last Scissor, Manazine,
Shuljin? No, then I'll go Shuljin.
My board?
My board is fucking terrible.
I don't have a two star frontline!
I don't have an AMOMO either!
Okay, simmer two, I'm back!
Bro, fuck you man!
Okay, am I back?
Two guys.
I swear I didn't do anything.
I swear this Ash doesn't even do anything.
How's it looking?
I mean it.
It's mainly just I have my frontline doesn't die instantly.
Wait.
Okay, I mean, I'm pretty sure all of them are playing the movement.
That's probably why I can't find the movement too.
So I probably should have both whipped them on A-Con.
If people have a movement too, like, how do I want a movement?
I mean, did I get bailed out?
Because if I didn't hit Malkai too, I mean, I'm just dead as fuck.
I don't get it.
I'm not gonna go GS, I don't really want Shogun on, I don't really want Shogun on, on, on
Manizane.
It's, it's just gonna ult three times for free, and I'll just Shogun this for, for the thing
and then I'll just GS for for more damage. GS, GS Radiant DB Manazane. Three ult is all I need.
Yup.
My coat costs more than this whole damn place.
Yup.
I'm not doing that.
I'm not, I'm not an old.
Who the fuck was 4 of the Talos?
Alright, how's it looking?
How's it looking?
This Ash is fucking terrible.
Okay, should I put Radiant DB on Sivir and then carry Sivir and then put the Utili on Ash then?
I feel like Ash's AD scaling is not even good.
Yes.
Something doesn't look right. I mean, I like Manazine on Sivir though, or this.
But something just does not look right, man.
but I also don't like GS on on server that much but okay also it's amp on amp
I mean Shoujin with Manazine then I just rev up this and I'll last us through
this and GS this all right is this better hopefully man or I believe I am
screwed
No. Really?
I mean, I feel like Ashe doesn't even do damage.
I mean, this looks better to me.
And my Power Board's dead. I got a Loom.
Radiant children loomed.
Wait, if I had a loom and I go managing a loom, don't I just win the game instantly?
Now, pretty sure Manatee on Silver sucks and she's metalogued.
I mean, all I know is, it's not fast nine to play fucking Ash-Siver.
Because like, the problem is that board scales off your front line, and uh, yeah, I think
every single front line is gone.
I found one of Moomoo and that's it.
But I could have just rolled down,
upgraded, if I hit Lillia too, I just play around Lillia. If I hit a Moomoo too, I play around a Moomoo.
I hit Set 2, which I'm not going to hit, but if I hit Set 2, I play around Set.
Like, how in the fuck is my, am I pivoting into Maokai
with Zero Stax? How is that my frontline when I'm playing a fucking Hunter backline?
Oh my god.
Oh brother.
Ash. I have a Tristana on my board. I have Ash and a Tristana on my board. It's over.
It's fucking over.
Hello?
I have not taught for the game yet.
Okay, but that game, if I just roll on E, isn't my spot actually fine, not really?
I mean, I have no last whisper.
I mean, no, then I would just play like Kog'Maw.
I would have just played Cogmaw plus, I mean I probably would have just opened Reforged
Flora, and then I would have just played Juggernaut, and then I would have played Cogmaw, Sivir,
and then I would have topped 4 for sure.
I would have just played Cogmaw, Sivir, like I could have even played Middle-E, like I
mean it doesn't matter, like it doesn't matter, like nooo, nooo, man, nooo, if I
just roll on 8 back game? Is it my spot actually good? Yes, it is.
just just watch just fucking watch man throw it nah there's not going to be a
single buff we're starting out. I'm tired of this shit.
Master Yi. Is that good?
could be we'll start with Casio here
little six closets
your stills are in here
alright no no i'm locked in i'm locked in don't fucking piss me off man
I got a bow.
Bowbell.
I got a bow.
Bowbell.
I got a bow, bow belt, uh,
Awesome
There's two people Cassio Pia so I'm pretty sure there's gonna have fucking a coven for free
This guy has three coven already
roll
Okay, I mean my spot looks pretty good.
I actually, I can just make Gensu play around belt.
I need him to extract it.
I mean, I don't even like Gensu though.
late game scaling for econ item extraction with bow belt rod and then I have to play fucking
then I have to play this stupid ass vagal wretz on my board I mean give me wretz I too it's
not even bad.
Alright, I mean why not just extract the bell for now?
Kinsu slam?
And then now I just go straight to nine.
We're not really straight to nine, like I'm definitely going to be rolling, but don't
worry, don't worry, I'm actually locked in.
I will be rolling on eight.
Don't worry buddy, don't worry!
Rengar too?
You are a superior.
You are being marked.
Hello trees. Hello rock. Hello grass.
Spreading roots.
Great man.
Hunter sprykin.
Ok, Akali 2.
Ok, but now I just have this fucking extractor for no reason.
because I don't even want to extract any of these items hello
hello all right well I guess I'll be extracting the fucking the rest later
I mean the board looks pretty solid and then I level to five and then I extract next turn, yes?
I mean this looks pretty good, man. Yes, this looks pretty good. Can you extract on neutrals?
Oh, yeah, you can. It's not only player combat. All right, nice.
If I win the round, I can just sell karma.
You said the same thing last game.
You said this time, I've learned my lesson.
You just roll on 8, man.
Just roll on 8, upgrade your entire board because everything is actually pretty...
Like the 4 costs are legit better than the 5 costs unless you hit like a gig of critical
mass and the entire board is upgraded.
Like, what's the point of going fast 9 to play these dog ass legendaries?
If your entire fucking front, like if your entire board is upgraded, it's just straight up better.
Like, I don't get it.
Unless you have like every fucking two-star legendary, like it's not even stronger.
Alright, I have Warmog, Skinsu, Megan 20.
Isn't this spot looking pretty solid or not, yes?
I'm in Trashin' for Reckside 2, and then now...
I guess I thought Mark might have a loon too but he had radiant shojin man.
He had radiant fucking shojin.
Sigh the fuck bow.
Alright.
I mean it's looking pretty good.
I'm down to extract the glove.
In fact, I'm kind of down to extract two gloves or three gloves and just go TG on Brambleback
and just play towards the feelers from the spot.
I mean that's pretty good.
I'm just, I mean I'm playing a feelers like I want to, but.
Side the fuck bow.
You got me, man.
What is this gear?
So this is my second extraction, yes?
So I got a belt and a glove
Don't love don't love
Don't love
Uh... I mean I'm...
Wait, how many have I extracted so far?
Just one belt glove, right? That's it.
Double my game's same LP you're 40.
Okay, but I'm kinda scared cuz like, don't I want a TGE?
I mean, let me see who I fight.
Okay, I don't wanna fuck.
Hopefully...
I didn't do this and I lose.
lose. It is attacking my Yi first. How? How? Why does mine walk this way and
kids just walk straight to my fucking
I mean I'm down to extract one glove and then I'll just place the last one
It's a it's straps are belt ha ha ha ha what
I mean this is actually good. I mean it's glove glove bow glove and I want a bow. If
If this gives me another belt, I'm going to be very, very mad.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, bro.
I mean, I lowered the bell, but honestly it's actually better that I hit the bell then because
now I would just have a... what's it called?
Now I just have the item item.
Also, Mama Beacons for sure better than whatever the fuck this is.
Okay, I'm back.
Yes?
All right.
Holy fuck, man.
Glove, PG, just takes up one of the fucking...
I fucking can't, man.
Okay, isn't bossing lessons actually good in Vanguard's?
How many backlines do I run in Vanguard's 3 and I play 5?
150 HP, whole board.
150 HP.
Is that even better than stand?
I mean actually I'm pretty sure nothing's better than gold actually fuck you me man.
I am broke.
I'm not like I'm like my brawl gold is not that bad.
Is there a vibe?
Is there a Vi?
Okay. How's it looking?
How's it looking? It's looking good, buddy!
This is... this is backline really? GA? GA is backline...
How?
Is it my spot looking pretty solid this time? Surely this is this spot is good.
And there's a Malphite.
They have a 50% chance of getting a reload with each kill.
But it's not even strong enough for what is this, Ravager, AD, Nidalee.
I mean, this is sacking the unit.
I sacked that for...
I mean, I can play Akali and then sack this.
And I'll play Akali.
I'm not late, redemption, momma beat, into kraken, momma beat, zero synergy, okay, sure
Surely this spot is good.
I can't throw this one even if I wanted to.
Okay.
I'm going to just roll down from my board, and if I don't hit, I'm just gonna start
bitching because I feel like this spot is above average as fuck, and if I don't hit...
What the fuck am I missing?
Oh, Zyra.
I mean, actually, I'm not even playing the- I'm not even committed to the vanguard.
I need half-losses for her.
Because I- I realized that if I don't have- if I don't have-
Oh, actually, no, I'm pretty sure I am committed to this, because I want to tg my- my- my brambleback.
What if I don't get anti armor?
Easy.
Funny little level. I'm gonna call this a really big upgrade.
And I don't want to lose this round for no reason. How much does your mama beat you? Let me see.
2.4.
I'm just gonna pray I win man.
Alright.
At least now he calls it like, okay if I, if I don't hit like a good amount here, isn't
that actually unreasonable?
I'm 12 rolls.
Like, I, I, isn't that actually unreasonable or like, if I don't hit here, it's like
for sure unreasonably, yes?
Bro, shut!
Othelio Spice is just a combination of Last Whisper, Kraken, Gensu, D.D., I.E.
It does not matter, who cares.
Your lowest one...
Star, your lowest one cost or two cost?
Bro, I fucking- I mean I guess I just don't stack and I get a free 3 star Akali or what's it called?
I'm running out of removers here, man.
If I- if I-
I mean, I want to- if I get Akali- I mean, it's fine. I just don't want to remove the 3G, I mean, nearly fine.
I just don't stack.
Aw man, I win anyway man. Minus whatever the fuck.
Alright, look, look at the spot, look.
740, 4 string denutrials, 83 HP, Wormons visage, Ginsu kraken bow, 12-3 re-rolls.
If this is a bot 4, I don't know what the fuck to say.
What if you don't hit- I mean, then is that my fault?
Not really.
Bye.
Who didn't eco from a blue orb?
Last Whisperer!
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't fucking rage bait me.
Don't rage bait me.
I mean I could play Viper turn, I mean I don't have to play Call of MyEye there, what is
this?
Is it just adapter?
Also, I could go Staraq frontline.
I mean, I'm...
No, because I think I will click items.
And then I can go like Zyra duo.
And then like go for...
I don't really want to go Staraq, or I don't even want to go...
I don't even want to go Belt item here.
I have no armor at all.
What the fuck is this?
Warmog's visage.
This is the saddest shit ever.
Alright, well I didn't kill a single unit.
I'm gigastat checked. I cannot.
I paid a charm for this fight by the way.
I mean sportsman big rabbit. I mean my arms are already done. Okay, Gigi
Okay am I just going 9 then?
Probably I don't really want to roll anymore.
Alright.
I made the wrong item I mean it's mostly people all man. I made the wrong item. I'm fucking stupid
I meant to go shogun. I meant to go shogun. Oh my I made the wrong item and now I'm screwed
Like I make
Okay, look at my spot. How can you mess this one up? How can you mess this one up? You cannot you cannot
I'm not going straight tonight. I'm not even given seconds are good
But I mean like I could roll for like Bangor, but like my board's good, man
I'm 74 HP making 10 here 5 free rolls probably roll for a charm here and there just and then now I just go 9 and then I
How can this spot be bad? I got a golden I got a golden me go miss wasted golden me go
What am I even missing? I may have a dead Ash on my board. Also I don't think Shoujoon
there even does anything. Shoujoon on fucking the loon, this unit is so fucking bad. Alright.
Staying up here, paired.
Elder, Elder Dragon.
I can do second two.
TG.
I mean, I can actually Elder Dragon with, uh...
I just dropped this and I just TG the...
How do I just get gapped that hard?
I'm pretty sure I want to end with Rift Beast, he's actually a good Rift Beast TG, 4 rolls,
I got gapped by a fucking Tristana, how?
How?
Alright.
Bro, I had 4 free rolls, I could have just rolled 4 more times and then go then go.
But I'm 78 training, shoujin belt.
And look at my item quality, ginsu kraken, last was for warmogs, dekaw, visage, shoujin
Morello teaching how can you roll for charm I'm not buying that that's too
expensive I came
No one's doing that, no one's doing that, three more free rolls.
is on the truck side probably man the fuck is this
Alright.
Is this safe to say that this game is unbufferable?
4 Ravager and 9, said no one fucking ever man.
I don't know how many I'm gonna have.
I don't have a Zyra, it's kinda fine.
All right.
RE2 set 230 gold.
He hits staff smith and has three item Morgana as well.
Set 23 item Morgana, 23 item RE2, 3 item.
Nice man.
What the fuck are all these man?
I don't see what I'm doing.
62 level 56 and 1 burn staff one level automatic opponent. I should have bought the change easy
Heroic power on
I mean if I buy heroic power
This isn't bad, right?
Also, do I just remover this?
Because I'm pretty sure Hero Power on this is completely useless.
And that's not even true.
It's not like this is tanky.
It prioritizes a TG over a 2 star 4 cost?
No, no, no, that is not my fault.
That is actually not my fault.
That is fucking ridiculous.
How can it prioritize a TG 1 star over a 2 star 4 cost?
That is actually ridiculous.
And you guys know it's ridiculous.
Like that is not on me and you fucking know it.
Actually that is now whoever coded that shit is is just
That is horrendous. That is legit horrendous
I I I don't know how you can even begin to think that's my fault. What the fuck? No
What?
What
I
I've heard I
I am not sure how you can even begin to think that's my also also my heads are to my board session insane, but wow
Just wow
No, that is just just wow
What
4-2, Terak 2, Kennen 2. What the fuck? No, also I'm supposed to win this round 100%
that is the biggest scam of all time. This guy should be fucking one life and I should
Three lives like what the fuck?
So let me just middle this
It's actually a fucking scam man, I don't get it
How do I buy this?
I can't?
No, no, no.
Like, if anyone here actually thinks that's my fault, you need to just get fucking banned.
The coding is just straight up...
I lost the Tristana too.
The coating is fucking ridiculous.
WHAT?
A 2 star 4 cost with 3 items vs a 1 cost 4 cost with tg?
That's my fault.
Are we fucking serious?
Holy fuck man.
I don't get it.
I'm in this taric pair but there's already 17 pairs gone.
I don't get it.
That is our forge.
I don't get it, I'm in this taric pair, but there's already 17 parrots gone.
I don't get it, there's a forge.
I don't get it.
Also like I'm supposed to just fucking roll down until fucking, and I just use it on Brithbeast 2 or Aphelios 2, and it's probably guaranteed top 2.
So either way, this spot should never be like this, but...
No upgraded front lines. I mean, I don't know why I don't just roll on eight. I don't know why I don't just roll on eight
Children adapt and then I avoid that
And we can also I mean my front line is too shared like I actually have to do this
I don't have a single front line, but I could have just rolled on heat until like Breville back to and then Nico like
this too but like that doesn't even feel good I'm fighting I'm fighting Casio
3 am I dead
or is this match up pretty decent
Let's cast it again.
Didn't I just get scammed this game?
Like yes I should have rolled on 8.
Oh no, no no no! Like, no no no! No no no no!
In any other set, in any other set, I guarantee you, if it was heroic power, it would not eat the affiliates two or three items.
There is in no fucking world that the order of operations is the star level of being one star first.
In no fucking world.
I have a loon one,
Terec one,
Rift Beast one,
Aphelios two,
and Rift Beast one has a TG,
and it ate my Aphelios two.
What? It has nothing to do with the link. It legit- I don't even think it was linked
to the fucking Brambleback. It doesn't even matter. In no fucking world, even if it's
linked, even if it's Omega fucking Alpha Beasts, it does not matter. That shit does
not matter. In every single set, the order of operations has been the exact same. If there's a
tiebreaker, it is last in. But in this case, it should never even reach the tiebreaker.
And if you think otherwise, you are legit brain dead. I understand 90% of you guys are rage
beating, but the 10% of you that genuinely think that is acceptable, that that order of
operations is properly coded and is acceptable, it is absolutely fucking ridiculous.
How can a 4 cost with a TG
have Pryo over my 2 star with 3 items?
a 2 star 4 cost with 3 items vs a 1 cost 4 cost with a tg.
It is absolutely fucking ridiculous.
Let's not get started on the fact that when carousel shows up and you right click too
early, you can't move.
It is fucking ridiculous.
You, your little legend, does not show up to the carousel.
That has been a bug for a month.
Fucking ridiculous.
It doesn't get better than this.
How?
2KHP has 4 bars, so how much, how many bars?
If 2KHP has 4 bars and 3KHP has how many bars?
It is elementary proportions. It should be 6. It should be 6.
So why the fuck does 3KHP have 25 bars and 2KHP have 4 bars?
How?
He is fucking ridiculous!
I don't get it, I don't get it.
I get it, I get it.
Oh, I get it.
Oh, I fucking get it, buddy.
I mean, I could play it now, I just need more frontline.
Oh, I get it.
I didn't play Rek'Sai.
I am stupid.
How can you throw this one?
I would love to know how you can throw this one.
How is this one throwable?
I almost lost because of what's it called there.
How is this one throwable?
You know what's gonna happen actually?
There's gonna be a Casio Pia re-roller,
and there's gonna hold 13 Rammesses.
And then, what you look at that, I'm hard stuck fucking Rammess 1 for the whole game.
whole game what a fucking surprise man who could have fucking guessed then when
other people place your son on ah yeah no Casio Pia player you got it fuck you
man
refaid I didn't hold the fucking briefcase oh my fucking god or not the
at least that's the Cinderlink I mean I'm ever playing Kabugo anytime soon
break in I mean even I can't fuck this one up
It can be Timo as well.
I don't want to play ZyEye either.
The rock on, the...
No, it is absolutely fucking disgusting.
fucking disgusting that the fact that my my my my my no no no even I can't throw
this one
I mean it is absolutely fucking disgusting that my my what's this unit
called the bramble back can be eaten first no don't fucking rage baby man no
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that is just fucking disgusting.
Oh, great.
He front-line foundations Defender plus one.
What do you think he's going to fucking re-roll?
Rammus, you motherfucker!
Okay, also, is there someone with like Flora plus one or something?
It says Fiona, so he might hold Rammus as well.
Okay, at least there's no Flora for Talos plus one.
Okay, also like, should my kids be on my Marist, yes?
All right, okay, okay, let me just focus up man. What the fuck am I doing, man?
No, we roll just play Fae Ash. All right, I have Fae plus one and I have fucking Hunter plus one
I think it is just strictly better to just have fucking Ramus two cats of the Tristana to like what the fuck Fae Ash
I should have Niko on French Fagash.
Oh my god.
Oh, the Gumblings bomb, that's fine.
I mean, I kind of need to build random items.
Okay, never mind.
I mean, I use better than DV.
But what's it called is really good.
If I can somehow win this round without slamming, I mean, there's no way I'm gonna shit without slamming.
Actually, that's not even true.
There's fair
Right on Kabuko
I mean, maybe I can
Because it's probably I mean 30 ad and 18% on takedown
Because Gumbelade and last whisper are better and then I go with the last time eventually and then my IE is going to be on a fucking
Xyla one doesn't do anything. All right, like okay, can I actually throw this game? I don't think so buddy. I don't think so
just look just look I mean this might be in the IE fucking site of it this guy's
strong spot
and I'm not selling IE on me fuck that's one take down does that kind of take
down it does okay okay
Holy shit, this emblem is fucking broken!
I mean you kill some trash first and you just get infinity!
Oh, there's Hunter plus one, and it's not even better than fucking Rapid Fire.
uh... what is this
i mean krug is fucking OP
no gap
i'm gonna juggernaut for this unit
but what does this unit do
i'm gonna play hunter
let me see what the fight looks like
alright no matter what i mean if i just play this i just went around
I'm probably going to give it a 4th A and drop the frontline.
I just need a Rammus or a Tristana.
And now I just need Chain Cloak Rod Bow.
Chain Cloak, Rodbo, and GG.
Chain Cloak, Rodbo, GG.
Okay, URF, and I just play Fei Rengar.
Fei, what's it called, Rengar, except he has zero stats right now, but it's probably still fine.
Gargoyle, Last Whisper, Gumblaid, and then I get Bow Bow, Red buff, Sivir, and then
I get another fucking item for NG.
Alright.
Chain?
I can't bury them.
What?
I mean, I lose one goal if I play like this, please, please, please, come on, come on.
Oh, hee-hoo!
Wow!
What?
Okay, do I have a defender in here?
Yes.
And then what, and then what do I play?
Hunter?
That's not even bad.
I mean I need to kill the tier.
I mean maybe I can get herb scrap bag.
If I don't slam.
Yeah.
I don't know how to go close.
I'm always going bow.
If I don't get bow I go broad.
But if I don't get broad I just go some barrage.
Why does it look like I'm about to lose?
Right? How much do you need to know?
Also, I'm pretty sure I can just play Rengar over, uh, I could just play Rengar over, over Sivir, Loki.
If I naturally invent a Rengar.
Okay.
Oh, I mean, okay. Hear me out, I just don't play Silver because I have 100 plus 1, and then I just go Golden Dragon.
Is it actually good, or am I stupid?
Wait, but then who the fuck takes the Faye plus 1? No one?
I mean, okay, I'm gonna stay Silverplate.
I'll be the same. Alright.
Now Silverplate's also fucking broken here.
12th to level, my phaser is just a good unit. Elderwood, Elderwood, Defender, Hunter, Ginsu,
Vi, Brug, whatever the fuck this is.
Okay, why does that BF glove just sit in here, man?
just look you are so boring dude I have faith plus one like isn't face server
just do 10k damage yes also ladies moguls mill without gargoyle is that
even good if I had gargoyle I would actually think about it why did I not
kill. Okay, I got infinite takedowns. I appreciate the
Krug Countless takedowns as well, man. Yes, it does. It's a look at his AD.
Hello. I'm fed.
Two star Rammus. Six.
I mean you have to load all sometimes man you can't you can't always high roll
I'm losing farm
Nidalee
Nidalee Vi farm component now can suit a hunter on Nidalee. No
That was silver. I would actually farm gargoyle valve bf glove
How many Ramesses does his mother fucker have?
Where's his idiot?
Aw, great.
Defender.
Fucking loser.
Also, he has Forbidden Idol.
Is Ramess getting shield?
Yes.
He's paying for his plans.
I feel a thunderous thought.
I have no idea.
I mean, you just stack it.
It's just a free stat.
I have no idea I mean you just sack it. It's just a free set
I'll just put on why why
By all right
I mean I could have went like they buy and then go no cuz I'm gonna have gargoyle
What the fuck happened to my PC man?
Alright, here's uh...
There's two of them.
Excuse me.
And they're both gone.
I mean, I refuse to go fucking...
No, no, I refuse.
I can kill Bo-Rod, any offensive is offensive.
A Moomoo juggernaut.
I'll just build the third tank item.
I mean, my arms are fine.
BF Glove.
Uhh...
Can I play a Moomoo?
I mean, I know I don't care. I need losses or I'm completely and then I'll go to the
government. I'm probably start losing team anyway, because I'm going to load in with
like piece of our stuff but maybe this comp is so OP that it doesn't even matter
some questions you go seven on this spot hey there are no dumb questions buddy
I'm I appreciate that you're here to learn
And I don't even think it's stronger until until I fall like I full saw my 4-on-7
Without I mean it's stronger by JMI I
I'm just not better than this and then it's a better than elderwood then
probably
I guess what is going on with my PC man
I it's my PC about a blue screen
what the fuck is going on
not great
I don't think I can win this still.
Ah, there's actually no IE there.
My Varus arrow hit nothing.
Yeah, I don't think I'm winning shit.
I don't get it.
Wait, do you guys get this lag as well?
Still hasn't answered.
What?
What is this?
And then do you blue screen?
It's so laggy.
And my mouse is like bugging out.
Another Rammus, a Mama Beat, a Gumblade, a Belt, a Chain, a Sunfire.
Is Brable good in this lobby?
Holy shit, a silver.
Holy shit.
I mean, I should probably scout and see.
There's a lot of fucking AD.
Fuck the anti-healers later.
Alright, I need Last Whisperer, Anti-Heal, and then eventually I'll move, like, once
I just realized my Rammus doesn't even have Defender because I have no Lilia.
I can't.
I mean, I have 6 Rammus, 3 Trist, that's pretty good.
I source it, it's really good.
You got a grab bag?
I mean, there's no one taking 4 or grab it when I'm offered source it, no fucking third
item.
And what I get?
Gumbly BT.
Well, that's not good.
That is really bad, actually.
That is fucking terrible.
Can I get a reporter, please?
That is legit the worst possible items I could have gone.
Aphelios.
Is that good?
I have Gensu Gumbly Gumbly'd.
Gensu Gumbly Gumbly'd.
Alright, well, I'm gonna make some Egon again.
And one more old bucket.
I might have rolled a 40 every turn, but I find like a Vi or like one Ramiz I'm just gonna send it. I don't want you to need to go off.
Or I'm definitely not gonna shoot you though, but...
Heroic power!
Nice. This augment is very balanced by the way. It is very balanced. Good one Riot.
Fucking ridiculous man.
Look at this shit. Or not augment, this fucking, this charm. It's just an instant win. It's
just a legit brown instant win. I mean too bad when I talk about it. What? The fuck?
Oh heroic
I don't really I mean, okay, honestly should I just roll until
Can't even roll one more time yes
Some roll for bye. I'm a lot of men in both the 20
What the
It's...
I swear my fucking PC is about to just fucking break
Oh, I mean I just skimmed around I mean I'm down to just a aka on on on this board until
Until uh
Wait have you restarted faces?
Last time I closed my client on PVE because it was lagging.
I just blue screened.
And the boat's gone. The pod champ.
I mean it's fine. I just go Morello, get Antio out of the way. There is a Lillia with Glove, but I might not can't.
Or I'm fuckin' need. And then I save the Glove so I fade, Gumblade, Gensu, Gensu, Gumblade, whatever it's called.
Holy shit, okay. I mean I might as well just uh...
Faye, Morello, Gumblaid, Ginsu, Gumblaid, Last Whisperer, Faye, Morello, Last Whisperer,
then I Gumblaid, what the fuck do I do with this Gumblaid, I don't get it, anyone?
My swordsman, how can it just roll fucking Gumblaid BB?
It could have went DB, GS, IE...
What else is there?
I mean GA is better than fucking BT, because at least it's a fucking backline item.
Oh yeah, maybe I should just roll once every turn so I can get the fucking brain turn.
He's right.
But I mean this this role is so inefficient because I can't even swipe my board
I'm gonna have to go DV right?
It's Breville good in this lobby.
Oh fuck, I'm just crawling for sure.
Alright.
And then do I just go tier, tier glove half last whisper?
Last whisper on deer and then I just tier chain somebody.
And that's pretty good.
Alright, three off with Shrestana and GG.
I give you like it's what even is the best lesson is a GS
It's probably GS right I mean I can't go to this is here somewhere
My bullets are lost with spot
All right, well my items are fixed
Tier chain glove three off your chain glove three off
How can this be the experience on a 50A?
Okay, I didn't get a bow again, but it's fine.
Thank god, man. I was gonna start bitching again.
Alright, I might as well roll a charm, and 4 off, 3 off.
And then what's my next item?
I can play...
I don't even have a defender in this room, guys.
I don't have a single Lillia.
I'm sure they can find one, man.
This guy has Lillia too.
I need Motherfucker.
Motherfucker
Look at silver's damage for a silver's a fucking piece. I was gonna take Mowl's fucking mail and I don't think so buddy
I'm one-off you motherfucker.
How man?
How?
us this position is fucking terrible man what the fuck is this
I'm thankful to have even hit here
It's so fucking bad, this experience is so bad.
I mean, the Kraken is not even that much better than IE, there just go random ass fucking...
What the fuck do I even go?
A random cannon on my board?
I have a fucking Nasha Toof.
I mean, ideally I go like an AP, hold Morello, and then I go for a third item.
What's my next one?
330?
gather 13.
Cush lowl, thank you for the raid.
I am keeping the vibes very positive right now.
I think my PC is about to blue screen.
My 5080 is about to blue screen,
playing teamfight fucking tactics.
I'm a Nashor tooth.
Well 5090 is 5k man like why the fuck would you ever buy a 5090 I don't understand the
play team fight tactics.
Wait.
the fuck it's just a new the damage or what I bet it's so laggy though holy shit
if my stream if my stream crashes after this game it's cuz I blew streamed is all
I'm gonna say
This, this is exactly what happened on PBE.
This is, this is exactly what happened on PBE.
And then my, my, my, I just, it just, very good flake.
So isn't it Timo Morgana, give me the fucking Timo on this board man, like Timo Morgana
actually sounds kind of decent.
Timo.
I mean this shit is actually broken man.
and pixies I'm a natural tooth I'm ideally gonna get a better
I don't even trust like Ken into proc and rollo that often
This is about just dying in GG
My server is doing like too much damage for me not to want to move it
I mean I could go Zyra I feel like Zyra can proc it
at a reasonable base. No, the cannon's way better though.
I can go Shoujin, last whisper, IE. I can go... I mean, by a fake, there's no it's IE.
Shoujin, last whisper.
Alright, well, this dies instantly. I guess I can do this as well.
I don't know if I should do anything about it, it's not.
I can also play like a Philius Hunter
and then Marullo of Philius. This is pretty solid.
You get a new Hunter as well. What happened to my Rammus?
How would this guy 40 volt how I don't get it I don't get
Ash? Oh wait, I mean that's a pretty good holder man. I forgot about Ash. I mean I
I can play Teemo plus, no, I'm pretty sure I just level for a fucking some idiot.
I can also Valash.
And I have a matchup.
It's not as bad as this.
Alright.
Yeah, I'm just gonna play Dar.
Yeah, I'm just gonna play NAR.
Like, Lillia 2, NAR 2, GG, Hunter NAR 2, Hunter Starex NAR 2, I use my 70C on the
Okay, okay, even I do want to set up
What is 500 do absolutely fucking
What if I don't hit... No.
Is that your problem, Julian?
That's engine.
Even I can win with this setup. Even I can win. I'm high rolling so hard!
Uhhhhhh... wait...
BD, this guy's AP. I'm pretty sure I'm going to win anyway.
Oh man, I mean the thing is, Bramble is really good against that other guy, against this guy.
So I will wait.
Set, I'll just play 7-chill for now
I guess I can hold set there, but I feel like Hunter's Starras's Nars are already better than set, dude
And then I just take in the Breville against this guy in GD
In GD
I said it was dead.
How come this unit is just immune to Ori?
I don't get it.
Oh, it's faith healing?
It's that much?
I
Guys playing the words of old
He's playing Ash as well he hit ash to you fucking piece of shit man
I'm gonna try to come off your
TV
I don't even need to go down.
Is it going for some 30 star bullshit?
Like, Ari?
What does Ari look like?
How do I get a 0 gold one at this reach?
I don't even know why I'm holding this after these souls because now I can...
I think we have temporary tokens, yeah, good.
Hunter, Sterakz.
Rampolian Hanager.
Little IE for the other dude.
Why does it look like I didn't kill a single unit?
why does it look like I didn't kill a stupid you oh I can just IE ash but I
would have won this round I won anyway oh I'm gonna I you know I didn't know why
huh I mean it doesn't matter I was gonna win anyway because no matter what I
can just stop it so my bench and get a fucking third term also how okay
Is my stream going to crash? Hello?
Is my stream crashing?
No.
I'm surprised.
F. Bro, I wouldn't know if I blue screened, man.
If I blue screened, I'd be looking at a blue screen.
Bro.
It's just so unreal, man.
Even I can win, spreading Roots Fae.
I don't get it. How am I still emerald? Will you stream GTA 6? No. I already said that
That game is trash.
No, I knew what GTA, I used, I played GTA like, like once.
for like 30 minutes, like 10 years ago.
I think I played it on my phone, I think.
I think.
It was a kind of expensive.
Was there a phone game or no?
It was like 10 bucks or something.
LARP.
No, I did, man.
Oh my god.
Actually...
Is SA San Andreas?
I think I played that one.
How much was that?
Was that one good or bad?
Good.
Best one.
It was good.
Well, that's the one I played and it was fucking trash.
Wait, I don't get it. What do you do?
Okay, so like, okay, let's say I buy the game I load up, like what's my objective?
Consider your next move very carefully.
Look at the map and go to missions.
So like, how does the missions progress you? Like, what do you, like, like, when you finish the missions, like, well, what's the end game?
game. It's a story game. A fucking story game? Are we serious? Brother, you are not this
stupid. Okay, well, I mean, okay, like no rage bait. I mean, at the end of the day,
a story, like story game is just not for me. That's all it is. A story game, I mean,
That's why I say it's ass, because objectively it's fucking ass.
I mean, that's really great, but yeah.
Most games are story games?
Okay, well yes, well most of those games are fucking ass.
If I get Flora plus 1, I can play Magar as well.
Don't clump clump, great man.
My items are complete dog shit.
I cannot.
I mean, cry me a river and I just play what's it called?
Coven Acolyte.
2th edition health gain a cameo and a leaf in a Caitlyn I don't extraction
Wow
Didn't even sell this like it's a full cycle send it but uh, all right wow
All right, what do I play with this
Glove Belt Cloak.
You piece of shit, I was so close to throwing one more man.
Is this actually good by the way?
Cause like, I don't think you can ever even make it to...
The only way you make it to 365 is if you get like really good losses.
I mean maybe I can, but then I might like actually grief my five loss.
Like if I fight him do I just grief my five loss?
That's exactly how it works.
Okay, but like how can you even get there?
I don't understand.
And this guy I mean I was gonna win with me a one as well. I mean I'm probably not gonna pull open a lot of this
365
I'm not even kidding
This 365 cash out just seems like the biggest eight because of this fucking garbage as an engine
There's a two. There's one that gives a radiant item and bill
like like treasure chest and two full like like two annual treasure chest
another one that gives a radiant annual treasure chest another one gives a
radiant like you just sit there and just lag your ass off on one life nice
made
Who's for one cost straight beans?
I'm not gonna play strongest
I mean my board like it's gonna be people that are opening but I can actually kill you and it's gonna speak with that are not open
He is right
And then maybe I just natural a Morgana or a or a
600 is an instant win. I mean, how do you get there? I don't get it.
How? Like, I don't even understand. The last time I saw someone even get 365.
Like, how much longer are people even getting 650? I don't get it.
Oh, oh, they have like 7 coming or something?
Like, they find like a coven... coven lux?
Like I feel like isn't that like actually the only way?
I guess you can just like, just play on your board, take really good losses.
They take really good losses with 5 Coven.
And then you just like pivot into 5 Coven on stage 4 and you can actually cash out like
365.
I mean honestly I'm down, what's my LP?
I'm pretty sure I'm like 1 LP, who cares?
8 LP?
Alright, we'll all be going for 365.
Dope Cloak Glove.
Recost Tear.
So bad.
All right
All right, I'm just making 30 and
And the people that appear are just full open.
Dunter and the Solus.
I think this guy's legit full open.
And this guy, I mean this guy's not even bad.
Look at this, a Faithless one.
From where?
I didn't kill a single unit.
He has Wormog's Vissage.
Ah.
Wait?
On average, doesn't my board actually kill one unit a year?
Like at least.
Yes, my board's not even that bad.
Two Ravager, two Vanguard, Camille, two, but it's just...
time is too stacked
i mean i wanna want this remastered anyway
uh... i probably want to play Cogmeow as well
but like do i really want to lose gold here
to hold that strong is for no reason
probably not.
Oh great. Am I killing a unit again?
Maybe I should hold Kong Ma.
Cause I have like a mix of magic and physical and then pre-level.
And then if I pre-level maybe I just find Cassiopeia.
And that's just the entire game, maybe.
I pay one gold to have a chance to win the game instantly.
I'm kinda in.
Tier glove belt cloak, shitter Niko, it's minus two gold because I uh, because I got,
I don't really want to use it though.
for each ally alive after 18 seconds gain a re-roll.
18 seconds.
I mean, yes, I'm pretty sure my entire board will be alive.
No gap.
Am I pressing backline?
I don't even know what I'm playing yet.
Okay, this guy's in Voker plus one,
This guy is Fei, IE, Gensu, Red buff, Bo, I mean this guy's Aphelios, this guy's some AP shit probably, but he could probably plus everything.
Probably fast nines, Shoujin, Barullo, Gensu, VF.
I mean there's two Aphelios players, so I definitely don't want to play Aphelios.
I mean 18 seconds, I feel like my entire board is actually gonna be alive here.
We got this.
Wait?
No, I mean I got four, that's pretty good.
I mean I prefer to lose, but 80 stats right now.
I'd rather lose with 4-5-0 than any.
Alright.
I could roll.
Treat treat!
Cubbin plus 1 GG.
Inferno brawlers sprykin. Are you serious?
I might keep it brawler as well
I mean I feel like I should keep brawler it's so easy to just play a brawler on your board
But isn't it also easy to play an inferno on your board?
like inferno is actually good because I can always play a cannon what I get I got
sprykin on on on I mean rapid-fire is good because I can play a bear or something
board. But then what the fuck do I do with spriking? Do I even want to play spriking?
I'm a rabbit but it's really good
but I would go into your weight.
Oh nice.
Perfect.
Perfect loss.
I mean maybe I can ignite the shop who knows
Okay, I can play like NAR plus... what is the other sprite in Tristana?
NAR plus Tristana?
I mean, no matter what I'm playing, that's right.
Last Whisperer, Rapid Fire, and Burno's Ziver, and then I dual carry Athelios, which is
probably this, and I just go for a Bow on Parasol.
I got some of the warmogs adaptive 132 was that good
Collie instead of Diana?
Oh yeah.
I mean the bow is gone but I, I mean I could also go...
No.
I mean the frontline is gonna be super flexible.
Okay, I have gargoyle
Gargoyle belt here like I I just I just make any front line and call it a day
And then now I just go a duo carry on the back line and call it a crack in
And then I have rapid fire whatever the fuck whatever the fuck
Okay
All right, I'm not a level in role once for charm as well because I can take Casio Pia
Okay
What would mean a Collie over Diana bro what are you man?
Okay a night two shop slots 3% burn
Isn't it always cracking I don't want to hold it I mean I got put on Taylor but who cares I'm second anyway
All right I
Think I'm just randomly contesting Sivir and Aphelios players for fun
Okay, so where is the where is the Casio Piya anyone I mean I think I'm just gonna ditch
Sprayken
And mess I get like gnar plus I mean then I have to fucking play
Wait, where is where is
I have to play a fucking Tristana in a an Aramis
Okay, well, I don't even have I still don't have four coming in man
My board is ass!
That is a really good loss, winning or loss.
How can I get to 365 if I'm 50 HP with 180?
Oh my god.
Oh god, I can't.
2 rolls for free.
Holy shit.
These items are very bad.
Hunter.
Aphelios.
A Looney.
Hunter Ash.
and I can go rapid fire plus rapid fire inferno I'm gonna save this it's probably
I mean, it's always redemption.
Oh, I have a Reforger! I have a Reforger, and I'm spriking! Wait!
I mean, I need to not play a Looney.
Okay, holy shit, I still need two more turns to...
Isn't that sad?
I have to invest 7 gold to gain 10 EXP, but I have to roll on it, and fuck no, I'm not doing that.
I'm no idiot.
I mean, I could play a Lune.
This unit does not do anything but I don't really want to roll anymore.
Oh wait, it's not a little...
I'm acting rapid fire plus...
Blossom plus one, is that good?
Blossom on some idiot.
I mean I can play Krug plus...
I can play Vibe, no that's too much.
Am I close to catching out?
I mean after I catch out I'm pretty sure I'm actually strong.
Alright one more turn I can catch out.
One more turn I can catch out.
Oh my god, oops, sorry.
One more turn in GG.
Set.
I mean, I probably just play Sett plus a Brawler, a Moomoo plus Vi.
I don't have a Vi either.
Alright, I'm about to spike next turn, yes.
And then I'll just use this on probably Sivir this game.
Drop it, Fire Inferno.
I need to kill some units here, what the fuck is this, everything's left with one HP, you
dog game man.
Oh actually this is not even bad.
Oh I mean this is a 3 unit loss, that's not even bad, 24 that's easily 2 lives.
Alright.
I almost just clicked.
Shit!
Oh!
Okay, okay, alright, I thought I just walked into some idiot.
I mean, I don't even know if I'm even playing Diana for Lunar.
What the fuck does Lunar do?
I'm just looking for any front line up break.
Sure, well now I need, now I want Diana back.
Now I need Diana back.
I'm never playing, I should probably play Primal though.
I mean I'm actually about to win out.
i got the fucking the dude too so i don't even want to play this like this anymore
just make
i feel he was scared
like i couldn't play
and then i just played dian over this and this is my board and then i just try to go 9
i have a flickerblade on the dude
is that good? flickerblade simmer?
I mean it surely is good enough.
Then I have the last whisperer.
I'm gonna have the last whisperer this.
Cracking or what's it called?
Is I even good on silver?
No.
Is it good on what's it called?
No.
Or is I even good on silver?
I don't know.
Is my board good?
How do I play Vi?
Oh wait why don't I just ditch appeal these?
No?
Yes?
Bro, the SCU is actually good though, but I don't really want to hold this.
Invasion is good, it's free rapid fire.
It's actually good.
I mean if anything it was not, I'm not supposed to play NAR, but I don't play, no I mean
it's not even bad.
I mean it's not even bad I'm 24 with yeah like ideally it was like a move Vi over
and how many feelings is it on this is actually a pretty big spike there's a
lock on though but it's a huge spike on three items on the CD. I can also just level for a looming bullet.
Wow.
I
Blue buff is good rapid fire on some of these blossom on this ie
Into chain flow
I believe I have one out I believe the game is over I think it might be over I
Just love a little bit on board
Oh nice.
I mean I'm two lives.
Amumu or Varus and Viya9 gives, yeah, I mean it's just Amumu Varus, right?
I probably shouldn't even sell the Mumu for Egon.
Is what I shouldn't have...
Okay, also...
Oh, no.
I could like...
I mean, if I go Gintsu Kraken together...
Gintsu Kraken together...
Inferno...
Inferno is about 40 AS.
Why does it look like I didn't kill a single unit?
I didn't buy a charm, by the way.
How is my board this bad?
I mean, Hero Power is actually not even good here.
I have so many carries.
Am I just praying I don't die?
I mean, I could go like, I mean, Gintrash is not even good either, I mean, this is also
not good.
Okay, I mean that's pretty good, I mean, this is enough to level the next turn and hopefully
I'm not dead.
Oh wait, I have, oh fuck.
Alright, and then this is a, I mean, hopefully I'm not dead, because if I make it to
Nice one I just win the game.
How would I lose that round? What actually is that?
I guess I don't want to execute. Am I dead? I think I'm dead.
I'm dead! I'm about to go nine! What the fuck?
I am a greedy pig like if I okay wait hold on if I roll for a felios 2 I mean
this guy has a felios 2 well like if I have a felios 2 a mumu over Varus Vi
like if I can level Vi a mumu like don't I actually just win this game I'm
actually a fucking like a why am I just sitting here trying to go like
don't I actually win every single round just rolling on 8
I'm set paired
Aphelios paired and after I hit Aphelios 2
I just moved the the flicker blade to Aphelios 2 and I just win the game man
Oh my and then I go last whisper and I go ginsu crack and flicker on on Aphelios
And I just win the game man. Why the fuck am I going nine? I don't get oh
my god
So when I just win this game, okay, no, no, I'm back.
I think, I think I found the problem.
I know the problem.
Why the fuck am I just sitting here?
No, every single time I play solo queue I don't know why.
I just sit here and I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna go 9.
Why don't I just roll down- when have you seen me not roll down to true zero every single
fucking turn the entire game's starting for 2?
I'm just going 9, and then I lose every fight to Charmdiff.
I lose every fight to Charmdiff, and then I'm just sitting on one star or two items
on my carry.
How is this even allowed, man?
Oh my god.
Like don't I actually play the game well until I just greet to 9 and I just completely throw?
Like I feel like every single one of my spots are actually good until I decide to throw.
So what happens if I don't throw?
I just win every game then?
Or I just top 4 every game?
Oh, it clicked! It clicked! I will be true zero starting for- starting for two, I will be true zero until my entire board is upgraded, and it's just like a pro. What am I even doing, man? I don't get it. What the fuck am I even doing?
And then I'm just sitting there like coping that I think I can win the fight without a charm, and then I lose by like two units and it's just the biggest charm dip, and I just lose 20 HP for no reason.
I mean it is the problem I like every single game every single fucking game
It's the same reason I lose. I just I just I'm just died with 40 gold
How how is it allowed to die with 40 gold?
If I if I decide to actually like not care about winning the game and just playing for a solid placement every single game
I'm pretty sure every single one of these games have worked out for us
Legit every single one. Maybe like one fifth, but that's it
Can I get the floor of the talisman?
Actually, I don't have a rex eye.
I hope it's coming home.
Every single one of these users are not for us by the way, I'm not even kidding.
every single one.
Two sort of two costs and one gold, gained four re-rolls now.
Ah, this is pretty good.
And then I get two to your loss streak as soon as I click this one.
You got me.
Oh you fucking got me.
I mean you know what's actually good though?
You got me again.
Okay, it's fine.
Don't worry. I will be playing the game like a human this game.
Like, I'm actually locked in. I know you guys are probably tired of me bopping every game, because I don't think- Have I even topped board today yet?
I've won. That was pretty good. That wasn't even a real top four, man.
just not at all and I'm actually back I actually you know what let me actually
get up and do a mental reset
I said god damn I'm sick!
This Vhagar unit, 326 to 492, 300 plus adjacent. 40 minute. I mean this is Aelito.
Who's wrong? Is that wrong? My Aelito is not in this matchup is.
All right, where do I sell these things that I hit karma to I
Could just play towards it
I forgot to get up. I was gonna get an energy drink. Like I get this energy drink, we lock
the fuck in, no more fucking backseat berries, no more fucking haters, and then it's just
the top for every single fucking game. Then...
If you lose and kill one
Then I go straight to rank one and we just fucking shit talk sexico as a profession. I'm fucking in man
But how is how is that's gonna get away with this shit this guy is so bad
All right
I mean, I can go spriking.
I'm a five.
Excuse me?
Uh, what is this?
Juggernaut, Vanguard?
I won't throw. I will not throw. I will be sending it down to fucking zeros. I can't even go get my drinks. I need to do Karrasel, man.
I will not throw. I will just put the fries in the bag, play the strongest board. If I high roll, I can win. If I don't high roll, I can still top 4.
There's nothing wrong with the fucking top four, man.
All right, Rod, Void, nothing, Rod, Void, and nothing.
Void, Rod, nothing, the JG's gone.
I don't even want that, okay.
I mean, and then now I just always play
towards Morgana, because I have Void more or low.
What am I missing? Vanguard? Do I even want to play Vanguard?
I mean, I still have the stakes. I have to see if I win the round.
I need to sell this Leblanc if I lose, man.
And also, I don't even want to send them Rallos if the fight is a...
Because it could easily, like, nash his JG if I could go up low or something.
And then I'll build Antihill later, but...
I'll adjust this week back
Alright, hello?
The spot is looking amazing.
I think there was a fiddle stick in that shop.
Was there a fiddle stick?
Wait, what was in that shot? There was a fiddle, right? I got God. I have to buy- Do I even win
This is the strongest motherfucker I have ever seen.
Okay, that's dead. That's pretty good.
Alright, nice.
Alright, well now that I've sent Morello, you just put the fries in the bag.
You are gonna roll for Morgana, yes?
And the reason I don't like doing this is because I'm just sitting here egoing thinking
that I'm like I can just get away with this bullshit, but it's just not the case.
Any idiot just dog you're rolling for Morgana is going to climb.
And if I don't hit Morgana, we just acknowledge, hey, no tilting, it is what it is.
You set up your game well.
This game is set up well.
It's really good on Morgana. It is what it is. It's a fucking bad B and you move on you miss your entire roll down
And you go fifth. That's a good fit and we move on. All right, GG. I'm fucking back. Oh, I am back, buddy
Oh, I'm definitely bad these ends are kind of good I crazy larper I am back
I mean, when is it not fucking Gargoyle?
I can also play Soraka's Outer of the game, but if I find Ked in the mirror, it's kinda
dead, but I feel like the mirror is just good out in some places in the mirror.
Can I level here?
Why beat this guy?
Okay, it's fine, I'm fighting someone's weak, it's fine, I'm fighting someone weak.
Bro, also this fucking charm, like, blocking the shop slot, it's like, I feel like it's
so fucking stupid.
Like, I don't know, I feel like it's just stupid.
I don't know, I don't even know how you would fix it though.
Especially the ones where it's like if you buy it and rerolls your shop, so you just lose the shop, you know what I mean?
Oh GG, GG, I'm going fast time
I mean this is the the giga fast time spot like legit the giga
But I won't throw like this is actually not a throw
This is just an instant first.
Like this isn't even a throw.
This is straight up I won the game instantly.
Can you just use this, go 9 and then you just reforge it at 9?
If you have like infinite gold, you can just reforge it at 9 and that's actually just good
600 health 20% DR. I mean that's pretty good. I mean that might actually just be better
than like anything I can play. But it's just like it's just too strong right now
and then it also farmed me too much gold.
So why does it look like I lost?
Psych?
I can't!
It's dead.
Wait.
Holy shit, this one was kinda close. My board is crazy good.
This is just Juggernaut. I mean, what the fuck does Vanguard do?
And this is Juggernaut.
I have nothing else to play. I'm trying to play force while we were...
I mean, this is... I mean, in general, a man or two doesn't do anything.
If I win this round, it's just instant GG.
This guy's crugged too as well.
I think I lost.
I lost for sure. How the fuck do I fast nine then?
He's still saying fast knight I can't I
Don't get it
I mean I'm probably just playing some Malfoy board and there's Spittle Six plus what does
this do? Nothing? Okay can I actually go fast line still? I mean like if I play Malfoy
I can't even play Tenon or Illuni until 9. Oh and that's actually fine because I made
a roll on 8. And then I have Glove to play around as well.
I mean, if I don't hit Zyra, I also don't have to play Yorick, but if I don't hit Zyra,
I don't even want to play the game anymore.
I'll kill you as Ash.
I can also just play like Blossom9, Loopy.
I mean, Ash was pretty good, man.
And what is this?
Randomness.
My force is pretty good.
I think...
I don't see anyone playing this board.
What?
Yorick, I don't know if he's lost him.
How is he dead?
I don't know what was keeping him broken.
I would never see my items because maybe I could actually fast nine from the spot low
I'm really
Who am I missing?
What the fuck is my dash?
Okay, I have Glove Chain, Rod Glove, Play-Around-Bow.
Okay, I'm down to just play this board.
Allowed?
I mean, it's actually good.
And I just play off a little bow for natural tooth, and I don't try to do some fucking
bullshit.
I mean, I can also flex R.E. with this sentinel, but I feel like with this, this guy has a
a fucking... There's a fucking cannon, man! I don't know how much bull am I rolling here.
Good decent amount. I don't really care about the cannon alone, because it's not Smith!
All right, GD
And I found the cannon okay, so how come I'm zero old with with nothing
How come I'm zero gold?
I mean I should probably be playing four fucking, or what's it called?
I mean it's half middle two, random set, never mind not random set.
And then I go, I'll just GG this for now.
Should I have a forced spark?
What am I gonna miss?
Eh I'm not gonna miss what I get.
I fucking missed.
I mean Loki it's not that bad.
I mean, I need executioner some crit damage, that's pretty good.
Crit chance crit damage.
Yeah.
I'm gonna have to hold RE because I can just play RE2 on this board.
And then, if I play RE2 and I just don't play Zyra, I just don't play Zyra plus Yorick
and I play Kennen plus.
And I don't have to play a Lulun either.
I think that's fine.
Okay, mouth bite too.
Oh, what the fuck? Okay, um that sounds not very balanced, but okay.
Okay, I could go Kenin 2. Does Kenin 2 do anything?
Not really, but I mean I-
I'm in the demon is this unit
Unlocking and then I just try to go for one castle and I just use a shirney though
I'm just going now to two don't worry
Alright, I go belt, and if I don't get belt, I can't even deal with it.
I don't even have to play...
Okay, also, why the fuck do I have a Yorick on my board?
I have a fucking Yorick on my board.
Okay, well, my items are shit again.
And they didn't get better.
I fucking can't.
Well, I probably want to go for Alasus for Karrie as well.
Okay, Zyra too.
Ashe.
What is this, Executioner?
I lose Flora Fatalis?
Yeah, fuck it!
I mean, this is my board, it's not even bad.
I'm absolutely gonna carry this though
All right
This is my board how's it looking?
I just realized I'm carrying Zyra without summoner or 3 summoner.
Is that okay?
Oh you improved by 50%?
Oh, you improved by 50%?
I mean, that actually looks fine.
Alright, why don't I just do this?
And I just level for a loon?
This is my board?
I just don't play Yorick?
And I just level for a loonie?
For- for-
I mean the floor of the tower is buffing the, uh, the melt fight, it has to be Gigaflame.
My board would be insane if I had like an Archangel in the backline.
Because my frontline is legit unkillable.
I don't even know like some some matches I legit don't I would look at this fucking dealing man
Just look
But there's some matches around I'm sure I'm just going to lose
Cuz I get DPS checked
I'll belt belt BF I'm having another reporter fuck I just open and
forward to the ash. No.
Okay, I mean, if I hit Ash too, my board is actually gonna low-key.
Not really, because I feel like Ash without a mana item is fucking terrible.
Yeah.
How does this Merc wolf just jump over like that?
Are we serious?
Oh yeah, I can play Ezreal.
Wait, why don't I play Ezreal?
Okay, why don't I want to roll though?
Oh, why don't I just play Ezreal?
You're right!
I forgot that was a unit.
I mean Ezreal 2 is pretty good.
0-2 and then I go 3-0 to Kennen and then my level 9 I play...
Hey, what the? This guy has an Ezreal on his board, what the fuck?
My cannon ulted nothing, legit nothing.
Hello Soju, I'm back.
You're not welcome.
Wait, someone has a field of 3 who?
I mean it's not like I I mean okay well I mean that's fine it doesn't matter I
mean I like I would you look at this I see the HP and then I can still I can
still fucking top top three top two all right
yeah this ash fucking sucks I mean as was actually a good unit but I didn't
hold any edge was on my initial roll down which I probably should have given
than I had the IE. But I'm stupid. This guy has...
What was this? Oh, there's real...
Playing for top 2 in Emerald, I mean, what can you do? He has fucking a few of those 3, man.
What can I do?
And one Unirrosive is a low in Ezreal, and they're choosing over the whole game.
I mean, Ezreal over Ashe, I just level for a loom in front of this fucking whatever it's called.
He attuned, or not even attuned. What is this?
Oh, no, it is attuned.
Just wait. Just wait.
And there's an Archangel. Is that good?
I mean, that's really good, I mean, that's really good.
I'm just playing for a second, if I can like beat these guys consistently.
Solar Ash.
If I hit Ash too though, if I hit Ash, how can I even hit an aphelios here?
Archangel JG plus one, what's more mana gen?
And it died instantly, fuck you, man.
Alright, that's pretty good name.
Okay, I guess I'm just playing Ash on my board.
I'm gonna go with 3 Summoner.
I mean, no, we're still playing 3 Summoner.
And that's how I can go like, this plus- there's no way I'm playing 3 Blossom, what
the fuck is that?
Why am I even rolling for Charm?
I'm fighting the fucking 3 star of it.
Oh my god, I'm just wasting my fucking gold manly.
I think he polyborked his ability.
There's 10 elunes gone.
How can you polybork into a lune 3 when I have an elune?
That's probably just a Riot Games coding moment.
These ash items are very shit and Ash just needs to fucking manage it, but I...
temporary though so like I mean I could the thing is I was gonna move it's
temporary is the problem I'll just and now just do this all right what's better
are BT or or gunblade and I'll be I'll be
I like the selfish, not really.
Like, is this mouth like not doing anything?
Or is this mouth like not doing anything?
Like, don't I actually win this game?
If it weren't for this fuckin'
three yes yes yes yes yes and look what happens when I just roll on eight
and flex the board like a real human. Wow! It's like I got these shitters. Yes.
You're emerald. I'm emerald! Every single one of my... I'm not even kidding. Listen.
every single one of my fucking games today I'm telling you if I actually gave
a single fuck I'm pretty sure every single game was a top four legit every
single one
like isn't it just obvious like isn't my playstyle just so far off from what I
How I usually play that it's just obvious that I don't give a fuck
Can you give a fuck for your next three games just to prove your point of chat I mean yes, I I won't be rolling on eight
It's obvious you're stuck emerald it's obvious you're fucking tier two buddy
Like I don't know why I don't even know how you have the audacity to show your face
It's like Kuala Nu fucking showing up after getting two of my loud and just typing away. How is that even allowed?
Wait, he's playing right now. They're up 8-3 against G2. What fuck?
Bro, I hope he leaves this, so even when he shows up I can fucking harass him.
Let's go to the running master's blockade, it's still an unrolled larping like he's anywhere near the same level.
Genuinely impressive how someone can spend this much time playing and still make Emerald look like a permanent residence.
That's gonna move on from that ages ago and he's still trying to convince everyone that he belongs there.
You ask, if you were to ask Setsuko on his life what he thinks of me as a player,
I guarantee you he'll say that I'm the fucking goat.
Actually, I can't guarantee that because I don't think he will.
Wait, what? Alright.
Alright, not the goat, but he'll say that I'm good, like he'll say that I'm a fucking
elite player.
If you were to ask Dissoap on his fucking life, on whether I'm an elite player or not, it's
not even fucking close, man.
If you can't recognize that the games are legit thrown on purpose.
If you watch these games, a legit 70 IQ dumbass aren't doing the same plays that I'm doing.
I'm trying to throw, man.
It's like if your spot is set up well, you legit try to throw to keep it interesting.
You're probably top 100.
Your rage rate is so weak, because at the end of the day, you're just tier 2.
I'm not laughing at your comment, I'm just laughing at your audacity.
You're tier 2, just type it away. I don't understand.
I don't know.
It's just it's just so weird. You got outputs by crazy cat. You're in the same tier as Solis
That's the curse of being the goat playing for content looks like throne.
Even Magnus Carlson loses some chess games, but when he gives the fuck, he'll win.
What he does?
Because I was on the game that he lost.
It was like some Blitz chess or some shit.
It wasn't like classic chess or whatever the fuck it was category plays.
Ah, that was a beautiful dream in life.
I don't know, man. I mean, this is not 1400, man.
Emerald right now is the equivalent of fucking Grandmaster.
Alright, like, learn, like, Grandmaster and Chess.
Alright.
Why am I even holding this... what am I even doing?
I'm not even holding the right units.
Oh, actually, yeah, I am there in my... I need a rock on.
I don't even, I haven't even run what this champion even does.
Attaching a sleuth of charge at the target that last four seconds while active gaming.
Oh, that's why she has infinite range.
GG and GG.
100 plus one
I mean I got an execution of plus one from
I could make our break over on the board is so cheap.
Also I don't even know why I'm holding the fiddle stick but I could just hold these
I might be stupid, but I don't think I'm going to change the game that much, I'm probably
going to fight, I'm probably going to fight most of the time.
Like five loss so I can actually hit my board, wrench it out, what did he get, vanguard?
I hope he doesn't get the Malfi board or he's gonna fucking...
You can take this.
Holy shit, what?
Yeah it's currently out of budget can you say hi to me no?
Yeah your goat is trashed.
Bro come on, what?
Come on what?
What am I supposed to do here?
I'm just going to lose econ to play some fucking dog shit?
lose lose win lose lose zero fucking gold can't play the game like the
pro rage big rage big
You know, you know what I can actually do?
Oh, it's 55 Watch Street.
Can you say hello to me?
Hello.
Alright.
Um, I'm kind of down to play some Ezreal as well.
Can you, like, who do you executioner in Ezreal?
Oh, 8% of the max health.
Oh, Draven?
Executioner in Draven?
Can you make it?
I feel you need tempo for that.
And I don't have any tempo.
Alright, well I'm just going to pray that this guy doesn't hit.
If this guy hits meltlights, Soraka, Zyra, like those board, or those units, oh you get
it after 5 combos.
I was not even scout with a lot of these, with a lot of them.
I have the Averufusical Quilt.
Okay, there's another pan.
Does that do anything?
I mean I'm just gonna go pan for fun.
But I don't even know what the fuck this does.
I mean I can go executioner plus two,
but what the fuck does that do?
I can go, oh I can go invoker, executioner, Ari.
But why the fuck would you go invoker
and executioner on the same board?
Alright, well...
Go Vanguard or Brawler, stop trolling!
What?
Vanguard or Brawler?
What, execution?
I mean, like, doesn't this actually make the game interesting?
Like instead of just defaulting mouth fight. I can actually like I can actually like play some like weird board. Isn't that kind of fun?
Yeah, I could play like
Three elderwood for execution reflex fucking won't
Isn't that actually fun
Instead of just instead of just going chain here and just committing to the fucking executioners I rough
What's my LP at 36
Alright, I have the tech. I'm gonna see what this guy gets from Future Vogust, and then
I'm just going to play whatever the fuck he doesn't play.
Alright.
Ten hit.
Well like, can everyone, can everyone agree that if I just played towards Malfight, Xyra, Soraka here,
it's just the easiest fucking game, like any idiot can fucking roll for that board.
It's just so fucking easy!
I had executioner plus one bulk tier, like, or glove tier, or whatever the fuck I had.
Like, like, I, um, it's just too easy.
It's too easy and too boring.
It's too easy and too boring, I cannot.
But now I can actually, like, maybe, like, play some, like, unique board.
Yo!
Okay, I'm pretty sure I'm actually playing Ezreal on the team.
I mean I kind of want to suck one to see my augment, but like I could go executioner plus two
I don't know who the fuck I'm dual carrying
I mean what are the front lines I can play like Vanguard
Executioner of the wheels
executioner, roller, invoker, hunter, vanguard.
Oh!
No, no, I have it, I have it.
Thank you.
Please?
Okay.
No, no, I have it.
I actually have it.
It's Hunter Ezreal take down to an 18% AD or attack damage.
Hunter Ezreal executioner, Simmer.
Ezreal, Executioner, Sivir, and then if that's the case, I have Blue buff Belt Chain Play
Around the Glove, which is Last Whisperer.
This guy is ass.
When I win this game, just quit fucking typing to me.
After I win this game, you are not going to fucking type at all.
Why would I pay too much for this shit?
Elderwood. I mean if I get a fawn I'm just gonna go fawn but if I don't get a
fawn this guy has Blading Jewel Casio too oh my gosh
Oh
Like I could just go gargoyle on carousel and just play xyver what's it called?
Like I could just go yeah, I could just go cook on carousel go. I mean all I'm gonna play Malachi if I get a quote quote on mouth bite
but
If there's like an edge on carousel like especially with the bow, I'm coming back in
There's a set in a sor- there's a Soraka on a chain.
Is that good?
No.
Set with BF.
Is that good?
Yeah, fuck it.
I'm committed, fuck it.
No, just- just- just- just- just trust me.
No, just- just fucking- just fucking trust me.
the
And whatever.
I'm getting a community, I don't give a fuck.
Just trust me, just trust me buddy.
When I win this game...
I'm gonna have to force you because I'm too poor.
Okay, okay nice, okay, and now if I lose this next round I can just 4-1 and I just roll
for each ally to survive, gain one gold, Defender, I'm not playing Malphite, fuck you man.
Okay, so the base is always going to be Vi Ezreal.
Why did I sell Meltfly?
Can't I just play Meltfly?
I don't know because I made fucking what's it called, 5?
Isreal?
Sivir?
Heckelon plus a vanguard?
Alright, 17. Heckelon plus a vanguard?
Maybe like Danyena?
And then I need one more Elderwood. I mean it could be like Narset.
I mean it's probably Alistar plus...
and I can also just start holding Soraka.
You can see our Shen Yorick along.
I could have played Malphite, I've got a full what's it called.
Where's Vi?
I mean fuck it, I'll just go for components.
No.
I'm not gonna die.
Magic?
Come at me.
All the world.
whatsoever
I think I lost the round already
I should have won components because the thing is 8% vs 12% but still
like it's probably not even the execute
it's probably just like some attack speed
some attack speed garbage bro
I basically paid that for 7% of the execution, not even good man
Giant and mighty.
Rising items.
I'll hit.
Managing Ezreal.
Of course.
Okay, four Elderwood.
What is my front line? This is my front line? This is my front line.
Are we fucking serious?
And his double SQ is fucking trash, man.
I mean, if I can hit one of these three, my board's not even that bad.
Another Simmer.
So this is what I guess.
Okay.
Forge or Primal?
Or I shouldn't have to execute, man.
I can't even afford that.
I don't even...
Set whatever the fuck this is paired.
How? How?
I don't... I don't even have Ezreal paired!
I don't even have Ezreal paired. How? And this idiot just plays fucking mouth lights and it's going to win the game and I'm going 8th.
Look at my bench! A fucking pair on every single- like my entire front-liners pair, man! Please!
Listen, the thing is, if I just took execution on plus one and played towards, uh, Malphite,
I just win the game for free. Yes
It's just too boring. It's too boring. I
Have an executioner plus one from a tier one. It would be instant GG man
It's just it's too boring like you just have to have fun when you can man
And that was one of those games where I can actually do like I can actually play something
If I just roll for Malphite, Soraka, Zyra, you're telling me I won't top 4 lagging,
are we serious right now?
Are you serious?
Like it?
Done or...
Probe?
Listen, wait, are we serious?
How can you look at that game and say I wasn't trying to throw?
I don't understand.
I'm legit trying to throw.
I mean, it's probably, I mean, if I go...
All right.
Starting now.
All right.
How about this?
I will show you a top three on fucking demand.
Watch this.
The next game, independent of anything that happened, the game hasn't started yet, I will, no matter what, I will actually make the most sound fucking decision, I will not get swayed, okay?
I will not get swayed, and I'll just show you, I can climb whatever the fuck I want, but if the game gives me the opportunity to have fun, why wouldn't I have fun? I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Alright, running an ad so it doesn't outrun the game and just watch.
Just watch.
I need a P and then GG.
you
You
Listen. Listen. Any fucking idiot can put the Malfight Zyra in the bag. Any fucking idiot
can put the Morgana Ari in the bag. But what idiot can play fucking Ezreal's Silver Duo?
you thank you the dopamine hit that you get from winning the game with Ezreal
silver is way better than top-4ing with some fucking aring more aring more
Ghana mouth-like Zyra man that shit it's just anyone can fucking play it man
Casio, Casio, two Casios, great man.
Alright, I'm losted, I'm actually losted in them.
Why can't you then just watch?
Just fucking watch you idiot.
Like I-I-I-I know that the thing is, I actually, I'm not even kidding, any, any decently,
like decent elo player watches my gameplay and they know I'm trying to throw.
It's the fucking hard stocks that are sitting there with no fucking analytical skills and
they just sit there and think that I give a fuck about this fucking solo queue rank.
Like just wait!
Just fucking no!
Just wait!
No no!
Unlocked in!
It's just when you're hard stuck emerald, well not even hard stuck, but when you're
emerald and you're so far behind, why don't you just sit here for a while and
have fun, man?
Like I don't get it, you're already in emerald.
You might as well just have some fun.
But like if you're close to rank one you might as well fucking push for it.
I don't get it!
Alright, nah, I'm locked. I'm locked. I'm actually locked in.
Don't fucking piss me off.
Oh, I mean, I know Gintu loves to play around that, but I can also go...
I
Don't actually win my spot
I'm playing to old for a fucking
I mean I can I can cheese one goal
All right, and then I just play a few of those bugs.
I don't even know what this unit even does.
I mean I'm really close to spiking no cap.
I mean I just upgraded like one front line unit.
I upgraded one front line unit and then I just played the upgraded front line plus this
fucking gig of back line.
And then I am willing to slam Redemption, but I might as well just chill.
Is this good?
Yes, it looks like I'm losing my rounds early, but it doesn't matter because my board will
scale into stage 3.
I guarantee you I'll be going into rolls with at least 60 HP.
Just fucking wait.
My board is really close to swiping.
I don't believe you.
I- okay, well-
Okay, well, I'm being just wait.
I just have to upgrade some- some- some shit.
Shen.
Chovered on to Vanguard.
8% AD.
Also, if there's spat on Karasol, I'm pretty sure I just instantly win the game, no cap.
This guy's cooking pot, a Hecarim, two Tristana, though.
Okay, well, I just need Yorick, too, and I'm back.
Okay, I took Insu and I think I'm gonna fight loss.
I mean it doesn't really matter that much, just wait.
Nevermind, GG.
Unless it gets taken instantly, which it's not.
I mean if you go Sword here, it's just an instant report.
Okay, I've come to the last sort of DV, I mean I have to go DV because BS Sword can literally only make fucking DV here, or I have no damage.
If I'm playing a few minutes, if I'm playing several you can go IE even like.
I don't know, that's not good.
Alright.
It's looking pretty good.
Is there a brawler?
Am I just 5 lossing here?
I mean, I think I have to.
Tristana too, what the fuck?
I think this might actually win anyway.
Oh, no, no, you didn't open
Don't worry
Just do not worry do not worry be happy
It's fine. Okay. I said I said a higher than 60 HP. I don't think that's gonna happen
But I'm not even kidding, my spot's not bad, it's actually not bad, my items are good.
I'm getting two boxes of DV player on fucking belts here, except my augment is fucking trash,
especially on a gold opener, so maybe I should have taken the...
I don't even know what.
I mean, okay, how about this, from this spot, if I go fifth, that's pretty good.
I'm playing Coven on 2-6, like, bro.
I mean, I'm not the cash-out, like, of really small cash-outs, the moment I, uh, find a
board.
It's fine, it's fine.
It's fine.
2-6 Coven, and it's not even 4 Coven, it's 3 Coven.
Mmm.
Yeah, I think this game might be an 8.
My spot looks very bad.
This looks terrible.
Huh?
What's up?
Yeah.
Oh, I got it.
My mom came to visit Emmy.
Huh?
Oh, okay.
Is it for Emmy?
Oh, yeah.
Well, is that for Emmy?
Oh, okay.
oh okay are you are you taking her are you taking her okay okay okay I will I will
yeah okay
hello I just looked at my items in my eve
Why am I playing common?
Like, can my board actually be pretty decent if I just held everything?
Like, I can play Vi on my board right now, and I can still play it right now.
I'm gonna have D.V. Shoujin...
I'm gonna have D.V. for sure, but then...
Like, how is this my board?
This guy is cooking potting the fucking mouth fight already.
What?
He took cooking pot on 2-1?
He's praying for a reforger so he can play B-plus-1?
And then he just finds a mouth fight.
Like, bro, okay.
Okay, well, I don't have a single frontline item.
Excuse me?
I mean, I'll show you some rollo on Zyra if I want that, but then I have to kill my belt.
Okay, big grab bag, I'm looking, I'm back.
Okay, I am back. Okay, I'm back.
Okay, I'm actually guaranteed top 4 with this.
I'm not guaranteed top 4, but my spots like Ashen pretty decent.
It's a declaw good in this lobby.
Bad.
Good.
Oh, he has, uh, he has even drowned.
Bad.
He has an aphelios already, bro.
Bad.
Good.
But like, not really.
Eh?
I mean, I guess it can only be adapted regardless, but it's not important.
I mean, is this even a loss?
I would say no.
I don't think so.
I don't think so, buddy.
This spot is not even bad anymore.
I thought it was doomed.
Morgana.
These 4-30 games do roll.
Morgana.
Is that good?
I could also play that like fucking set-
Instead of playing Ophelios,
you know what board is actually pretty decent?
Is the fucking Vi-
Like the Vi-set Yorick-
Instead I don't have any of the units and you just play Sivir Ari with this setup like Shogen Morello, Sivir primary, Loki and then I just go...
Yeah.
I didn't kill a single unit again.
Oh, actually I think I won. Do I even want to win? Not really. I mean I can also just
take this cash out and just dip. I think if I get like an Aphelios, a Sivir. Okay, first
pick, Aphelios, Sivir. There's a Malfight in the fucking whatever the fuck this is.
I'm kind of down to go this buff, and then I just play Zyra.
Mama Beak, Brambleback, Ophelios, Zyra, and I'm out.
Oh, okay.
Oh well, how's it looking now?
Would you look at the spot, buddy?
Would you look at the spot?
My spot is insane now!
50 HP, my items are actually good.
I'm showing them where my cash out of Cloak, I mean I just hide from my cash, I'm not
gonna lie.
Cause like the only way I can kill Cloak, this lobby is Chain.
And then I got a Chain.
And then I need it from him, and then I got a Chain.
I mean I can go here for Adaptive, but is Adaptive good?
No!
And now my items are like actually illegal
Whenever I tune in you a little chicken you never went to earlier what I mean I couldn't I I mean like wouldn't you take this spot over fucking
Trying to hard for some winch with nothing. Yes. All right talking to me buddy. All right
Well, I still covered it is that good no
And what is this for Vanguard
Okay, I might as well just...
If there was a brawler, I could play...
This is just a good unit.
Hello?
This guy is an Abelio, excuse me.
i mean i actually could hold set and pivot to uh...
i could actually pivot this to civer civer what's called with the set
i'm just gonna say i don't know if it was in
it's fine i have to play for one person anyway
but like it
Like should I? Like I mean maybe I'm a natural one but like I don't want to fuck it up.
Like what always happens is I want to pivot and then I make sense to pivot because this guy has no appeals.
But then I never hit the other side anyway and then it's just 8.
Like just wait. I mean 4-1-1-1 is not bad, it's actually not.
I mean I'm pretty sure I just hold the line I mean I can just hold set and then not play
like the center board. Diana.
Just kind of I nearly change.
Don't change the F. You have
change play around belt.
In a copy of the first champion to die.
Why don't you make sure these champions don't die?
I need this unit to die first so how do I do that yeah fuck it
I don't know if they're going to hook up.
Please tell me it's dying first.
I'm pretty sure if I have this I have to sell this to them.
Holy shit, and I won this round?
I can't. I can't. Look at my spot. Look at my spot. What? The fuck? Okay, whatever. What
the fuck are these? I got two ashes. I need a five cost or I can't play the game.
I coastbought one this whole damn place.
Lulia 2, is that good?
Excuse me?
I-
Alright, well I guess that's what we played this time.
What? I mean I don't play this.
I don't have a fucking aphelios.
This is my board.
And I have to play this because I don't have Terek or Loom.
And I have go good steel
But I'm pretty sure I have to play towards like I mean I might as well fucking
Don't have a singular what's it called man. How is this on me? I mean three boss doesn't do anything
How is this on me? I?
Don't have a singular of Helios zero zero a zero. I got the zero. I got the zero
Double-ash. I got the zero. I have zero of Helios zero
Zero of Helios? Zero Zybra? So I mean, okay, honestly, the Zero Zyra is fine because I'm
going to just play a random Ash on my board because I feel the kill. I could also just
play this backline. It's actually fine. Oh my, except not really because I have zero
fucking copies of of Sivir as well man. I have one Sivir zero affiliation. Jesus Christ man,
I can't. I missed no one nothing. Well I was quick.
Okay, I mean I'm just gonna play Sivir plus what's it called then. I'll play Sivir Ash Primary.
I pivot to Sivir Ash Primary I guess. Alright.
now I just go by Pogo yeah Pogo a Pogo I mean now I just put this work was by and
I'm done but I mean I feel it was I mean I mean I have to play this now because I
now I'm only going...
I'm going to just do this and not roll.
I'm supposed to be fine, bud.
I don't get it.
It doesn't go last season well and then...
It's prepared.
I have one remover.
I mean this is an instant round win, but don't I win- I don't care, I'm gonna win this anyway, yeah?
Anyway, I'm gonna win this round anyway. He's right. I'm gonna suede the pibbler for Leos.
Elderwood. Is that good?
Does this do anything? I don't even think this is even better than Justana.
Also, I could go like Gintsu Shoujin DV and then last was from Rolo on Silver, yeah?
Yeah, this is not even better than Justana, especially after I hit Sivir 2.
And that way I save my...
If I go Heroic, I have to have this on the ward, but then I don't want to use it on the
blue rig, because I probably want to go Shogun here, right?
Like Lassus or Morello on here, and then give to Shogun D.V.
Allowed.
Look at Elder Lux does.
2.5% is that good? Nah, no. Okay. I have four rolls. Let me get the fuck out of here.
I mean that bridge or vi is just straight up, for sq is just straight up better.
I mean let me see what items I get.
Please got automatic components.
Automatic components, what a fucking surprise man, who could have guessed?
okay and now I just now and now I'm done rolling
okay
I mean 30 HP the heck was on a fucking one-cost idiot
All right held out by ash 218 I would prefer I
Would prefer to just have a philius to and just go nine man like it doesn't matter it actually doesn't matter
Okay, not not really. I feel like this board is probably better, but like it just does not matter
It does not matter. It just does not matter
I
It's I get the boards that you win against are the boards that you win against if I had cyber to a philios, too
You can't tell me this is an exact same fucking outcome. Ah, he is right
Oh, it is elder one. What the fuck wait, what it doesn't give me east it gave elderwood
They gave me two elder one before one brick beast?
How does that even work?
GFT player vs Rekha, up to 2 inactive traits activate at the lowest level.
Oh, up to 2.
Oh, it's not lowest.
Oh, wait, what the fuck?
I bet.
I don't even have this.
Where's the action?
Block the horn.
Is that good?
Where's the action?
It's crazy. It's crazy. I roll on eight and the game is unbought-threeable. Like, I zero
silver or zero failures. It doesn't matter. You can't miss. You just roll on eight and
call it a day. You can't miss. Gargoyle, Gargoyle, Steadfast, Hard. I mean, I could go GA. I don't
know what to go no GA, man. No, I rolled on eight, but I was playing... I don't even
I don't know what I was playing that game, man.
I mean, I'm willing to play... I think I'm willing to play...
I mean, what does Faye do?
Nothing? I mean, I'm willing to play Aluni.
Instead of not really, I mean though, Alune's for sure better. What does 300 do? An extra 10% AD, that is fucking useless.
Like 300 here and I play Alune for the trade.
Perikope or Hecarim in Alune.
I totally forgot my on here.
Hevels equals Rift plus Invoker.
Yeah, I definitely want that on my board.
That is really impactful.
I don't know if this roll is going to hit Eric, again I can hit a Rune.
Awesome.
Is that good?
I was just Terakalune done.
He swaps sides, he swaps sides.
And then I fight the one and two.
Oh my, I should have just, oh my.
Now my Ash is dead, man.
Oh my.
And now my Ash is dead.
This is not a real loss. This is not a real loss. I'm pretty sure I'm going second anyway because this is what's happening in the game.
This guy has Krug 3 by 3, Yi 3 called 3. Does he have Krug 3?
Yes, I mean this guy's gonna win the game for sure. I'm going second regardless, don't worry.
And that's how I randomly...
It says Flickin' Nidalee.
I mean, this matchup, as long as I...
I think I'm gonna actually hug the side.
How many Ashets have I seen in the game?
Primal. Is that good? Another ash.
Okay, well in this matchup I'm pretty sure I lost regardless, yes?
I don't have Vy2, what the fuck?
Eh?
I mean it doesn't really matter man.
I think this guy you think is three ideas three item three item three item three
item and I'm playing fucking I don't even know what I'm playing
I mean it is attacking my main thing. That's pretty good, right?
I mean can you guys just I mean I'm not going to say if I roll this is a good second. This is a good second. Yes
Yes. Yes. Yes. You roll on 8, you flex your roll down, you just upgrade your fucking units,
and you just, and then, and then GG. Hailed out by Ash 2. I could have just hit a Phyllozhyra.
I roll AF, like how come I think the last five times I said I was going to top four,
I top four, and all five times, oh yeah, now you're just high rolled.
It's almost as if if you roll your gold, you're going to hit some units.
It's almost as if if you don't roll a single time and you die with 50 gold, you're not
I'm not going to hit your units.
I don't get it.
No, I'm starting now I'm actually locked in.
No, I'm sorry now. I'm actually locked in
You are very good at the games would you thanks I'm aware buddy. All right, also I'm gonna clean my room
Because my parents came to visit and they stole Emi, but then they were not happy with my
living conditions.
They were visibly upset that my room was a mess.
So I need to...
Okay, but like I'm actually motivated now because these motherfuckers in chat that are
They're just sitting here permahating.
I didn't approve these fuckers wrong.
Like this shit is just in a hundred zero, man.
I'm cleaning my room,
So I have to take off my cam, otherwise you guys are gonna see how dirty my room is.
And then I'm gonna get yelled at by you guys.
And I hate getting yelled at for my room being a messie.
Wait, you guys can see me?
How?
You can barely see me, you can't see shit, alright.
Oh, no, I can't ask you, though.
Oh, nope.
Yeah, I have like five leftover plates here that I need to bring over, but I, okay, I mean I'm done.
I'm just gonna wait for, I got the trash. W, son. They told me to clean my room and I cleaned it immediately.
W. Alright.
Alright, can this, can this Q-pop so I can go,
oh yeah, let me go, let me go take out the trash right now.
And then, yeah.
Hello?
How is this queue not popped?
Oh, all right, now that it accepts,
I can go put my dishes in the sink
and then my room is clean.
And you know what?
When my parents come back,
I'm gonna full screen the cam
and you guys can see their reaction in real time.
They are gonna be mind blown
that I actually threw away by trash.
They will not believe their fucking eyes.
Cause usually when they tell me to do something,
I do it like two months later.
Holy fuck man. I have to do two trips for the blades.
All right.
Oh!
Have you considered that maybe you are the trash?
I will not be fucking rage rated.
Everyone here knows I'm the fucking goat.
I'm not gonna let one fucking rage raider
ruin the vibes.
All right.
No, I'm locked in.
Let me, let me, let me, okay.
All right, I'm top-foring this game as well, yes?
All right, just wait.
I always find a weak spot.
Oh, it's me.
It's not a lot of folk.
I mean, where is Rodglove Cloak?
Rodglove Cloak Melt.
Change.
Change Cloak.
Carry them all.
Okay, is this Omega Rift Beast augment broken or no?
You guys know?
Like, I don't know how to play it though, it's a problem.
The thing is, it's like, I don't want to take this and bot 4 because I have no idea what
I'm doing.
It is.
It's OP AF.
It's Giga broken.
Okay.
It's Giga broken.
Okay, well you guys have to help me because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
Two re-rolls.
I mean, I always see people just go, uh, I didn't even select my, uh, actually it's
not automatically selected.
Is it automatically selected too?
Where is it?
I don't know, I don't know if it's the first one.
Oh, I have, oh, I have three coven.
I mean, is this even a good three coven spot though?
Because don't I want to just fucking play what's it called?
Yes.
Okay, and then, and then I, the only time I see it do well is when they just
carry every single fucking unit.
all three yeah you just go okay so you you need five you need five first we
send ASAP but then bro you can't be helped to be honest
okay listen
so when do you roll can you guys help me if I bought four it's on you guys but
Now I'm pretty sure this offense is the J.O.P. because I see people like 5 way contested shit.
Like when do you roll? Because like don't you also want 5 Rift Feast in?
Level 7.
You want 7 ASAP.
You just want the natural.
Okay.
So the moment I get 5 Rift Feast I just level for 5 Rift Feast?
5 Rift...
Those seven roll crud you go seven you want DNA sack
Everyone's helpful except for your dumb ass. That's you're the winner
I mean that is way too expensive I'm not buying that
I mean, what if there's like a three cost for this in there, watch this ten head fucking
tenant. Alright. That- no, that shit is ass. No, no, no, no. I know for sure that is ass.
It is way too expensive. But also the- the only time I see this comp do well is when
they have three items cinderlink, three item pebbles, and three item- and then like they
just randomly like scale until like three item purple three as well. Or some shit.
And then if they don't have multiple carries, I feel like it sucks, but that's the way I clicked it, because it was 5 I've been an opener.
And I go tear here.
How is the tear gone instantly?
How?
How the fuck is the tear taken? Oh, oh, that's how my it's just not on my side
It was a subtle crab with a tear man. Oh my god
So, so, so how is this broken?
I'm looking at my spot and I still don't understand how this is broken.
My spot looks horrendous.
This spot looks legit unbop- untop-forumble.
Like not- like not unbop- it's legit untop-forumble.
Alright, well surely I can natural some Brick Vests, some Brick Vests, soon.
Alright, if I don't natural a Merc Wolf, it just counts neutrals, right?
I need a gromp, a murk wolf, a Krug or a momma beak.
I mean it works on neutral so...
Alright nice.
Nice, okay I'm close to level 3 as well.
Alright, and I'll probably go pebbles three main carry. Alright
How's it looking except I have no pebbles items legit not one I
Can't oh I got a tier that's pretty good. Oh I got a rod that's also pretty good. Oh
Holy shit, gee gee gee gee gee
Fuck gee all right, I'm actually back
Okay I'm actually full back. Blue buff JG plus one.
I mean what if I get the Archangel augment?
Like if I get the Archangel augment, don't I just instantly win the game?
What? How is it? Is it on this?
Move her?
Is he already on this?
Did I already use it or not?
Archangel?
Here it comes.
Genius spotlight, 15% damage attack, I mean it attacks me, it's useless.
Jewel Lotus?
I mean don't you just want infinite items in this comp?
Or does Jewel Lotus good?
Like don't you actually just want infinite items? Or is True Lotus good? True Lotus?
I guess.
Alright.
And I'm three starting everything so...
Is there a...
Yes there is.
I don't really care if I lose this round, honestly.
Alright, boobuff, yes.
Boobuff, JG, plus 1.
Plus 1?
I mean, also I'm definitely duo-carrying Cinderlink.
Oh wait I have oh I have oh I have what's it called oh nice I have oh I should probably
okay I need to just I have I have I have salvage but don't worry I need to put three
items on my fucking I have salvage I have salvage I have salvage me I mean you put
three items on Sinoly for sure this Sinoly unit is a fucking demon legit demon but
uh my item allocation it was not correct because I can just remove her I'm fucking
stupid man I mean if I use bro I'm gonna have to use all my fucking removers
of the shit man. Except I can't even, okay honestly, cloak
get the fuck out of here what I get. I mean I don't even want DVI either man. And then
I have a belt. Gloved belt. Okay guard breaker, is guard breaker good or no? Oh okay bow
I mean it has to be good.
Okay so I just go glove on Carousel.
Don't worry, don't worry.
I won the game, I won the game.
Don't worry.
Not really.
Belt, belt.
Rabidon's better.
Bo-Rod.
If I go Rabidon's then I go...
Okay honestly, I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm just going to go grab it.
Okay, honestly, I'm down because then I can save the belt, and I kind of want to save
the belt.
Yes?
And then also this spikes my board right now.
Was it not too low?
I mean, you want three item cinderling, you want three item tank, you want three
item pebbles.
Like, all these units are fucking good.
Yeah, but if I go robinons I can save the belt so it's like definitely better than fucking
what they call it.
And also don't I want one more tier?
if I use okay I have three more removers is that fine I don't want to lose these two rounds
for no reason man I have okay so I have four removers total hmm yeah I don't want I mean
I can just commit my removers fine I mean similarly for me for sure one shogun and then I go
All right, so I have belt BF go BF BF BF belt BF
one belt
One belt. I mean doesn't my spot actually look pretty good. I
Just don't he's not right the tank ruggist for sure better, but I mean how do you know I don't just hit fucking the rock dude
It's free win
Unfortunately, yes. Yes, cinderling too.
Being 4 EXP if you lose, I mean do I even lose rounds?
It's scuttle crab and pebbles, yes? Not close.
Scuttle crab and pebbles, yes? Not close.
Quick fucking rage waiting me.
The reason Archangel is better than Rabbidon's is because of the fucking augment, man.
It's because of the fucking augment.
No one's building no fucking Archangel without the fucking augment.
Like, yeah.
Mark better on Krug?
Okay, I'm that- okay, I'll swap to Krug.
Wait, really?
I don't think I see anyone fucking do it, though.
Fuck no!
Okay, nice, man.
He probably does Krogg in like the fucking arty cop.
Alright, bow BF.
Belt BF.
gold glove what the fuck my items are shit
I'll just offer this for now but I don't have to dude
I was not even that bad. Also, Krug is taking here then fucking this idiot. I probably still
want a tier though, but if I go tier then my items are going to be not that good. I mean
this, I mean, okay, honestly does this even watch Toshin if you have a, if you don't,
You don't see ruins I maybe not so what how come I didn't kill a single unit
How come I didn't kill a single unit I mean if I use that then I'm stuck with what's it called?
I guess I'm gonna ramble back
I've got a warm-up.
That's pretty good.
I showed you how you last was for her and then I have BF cloakbow and I'll put item
I'm on pride for now I'm out of remorse though it's a problem
okay I'm rift v2 I mean I guess I can just go I don't want to go bt on the dude
Okay, so what happens if I lose another round? Am I 8th?
Okay, isn't actually the biggest upgrade this fucking Brambleback though? I'm pretty sure
Brevilleback is legit OP. No cap.
Like, in this, like, this Brevilleback is legit just 1v9. I mean, I can give him 3 enemies as well.
On God, the real carry.
In this comp, it's MarkWolf. I mean, I believe it. I got fucking roe over by that shit.
Instead of that, too.
Okay, if I can proc it one more time, I just win out, yes?
And then how do I get anti-healed with the bow?
I kinda wanna stay on the river because I hit...
I mean, I could've go BTE, play around a red buff.
Should I just commit my fucking elusive in?
I mean, I don't want to eluse by accident.
Oh yeah, I have no magic trick.
But what am I supposed to do about that?
I rolled an even trout.
I think I'll win this anyway, right?
Like BTE, play around a red buff, or a voicessap?
I mean, this is this
Cog Maw
Well, no, I don't even want items on on the dude
Megasurge will spark. Okay. I'm kind of down. It's not even close. Okay. Well, I got a belt and that's half anti-heal
That's half anti-heal
Is there anything good
I feel like anti-heal is better than spark.
Am I trying to make a spark?
Oh no, cinderling anti-heals!
Cinderling fucking anti-heals!
Oh my fucking...
Wait, do you need to select them though?
No?
Oh my...
Okay, well then I should have went spark, man.
Oh my fucking...
Okay, it's fine.
I mean, you can't miss.
Don't worry, you can't miss.
I can go like bow tier.
I could move.
I have one remover though.
If I actually had some HP to work with
I mean I'm kind of cool with these items though
I'm kind of down to just do this another RE2 and then I'll just salvage it later
And just I actually had two more lovers
Holy shit, I can't wait if I hit everything three-star
It like isn't it actually with instant first like if I hit mark will like one of like two of these three-star
I just instantly win what the fuck wait this cop is cool as fuck man. I'll play this I
Mean another cross that's pretty good man
I rolled a 40.
Yeah, one more roll, fuck it.
Yeah, one more roll.
Alright.
Rengar 3, Causix 3.
How?
Excuse me.
What?
No econ augment?
Rengar 3 causes 3.
On stage 4.
Like, bro, nah, that's just rage bait.
That's actual rage bait.
What is a Miracle Fist?
of
I mean, that looks pretty good to me.
I'm just gonna sell this, I'm not hitting this shit, man.
Why does it look like I didn't kill a single unit?
I mean, isn't this just a bad beat?
Like, isn't this shit fucking broken?
Also isn't it actually unreasonable that I don't have Bramble back to at least?
What the fuck does this do?
I mean I can use my last remover or not if I die, if I die, if I die it is what it is.
Because after I hit Mark Wolf 3, I move items and duty.
Loki.
There's no way it's Mark on cinder land Mark on cinder land
My pebble will legit turn useless.
Okay.
Wait, do I see a shot?
This turn or no?
Hello?
No?
If I consider I'm one turn smart to the fucking rock, three item merc wolf, I win the game, man.
Please, please.
What?!
How?!
What the fuck!
Wait, like, wait, like, if I have Brambleback 2, my horde's actually good, by the way.
my spark is dead
I mean, though, this comp, like, okay, the thing is though, like, if I actually, if you
click this augment, I was one turn.
If you click this augment with any fucking resemblance of frontline or, like, of tempo,
I'm pretty sure and you can like survive until...
Okay, but actually, isn't it actually insane that I don't have Brambleback 2?
I feel like when you see this many chops, the chance of you having Brambleback 2 is like really high.
And the thing is, Brambleback without 7 Rift Piece is like not that good, but with 7 Rift Piece it's actually crazy.
Yes?
No.
Listen.
That game?
I was, I was, I would have won that round as well if I just had Brambleback.
Bro, the carry is actual Brambleback.
No cat.
That unit?
No cat.
actual Breville back, no cat.
That unit in seven Rift Feast,
after you get enough stats,
just runs around and one shots everyone.
And if I just had Mirkwolf three,
don't I win that game as well?
I would have dumpstered that guy,
it was already a top four.
And yes, I was actually close.
I mean, it's like a what?
Like a my bad,
I didn't hit a single fucking Mirkwolf
the entire game, man.
You should have marked Cinderling and Pebbles.
There's more damage with that pole.
I- where- there's- okay, there's no way- never mind, never mind, never mind.
You have a trait that scales by surviving every five seconds and you want to just fucking
go double backline.
And then if you mark, it's not marked the fucking Krug, man.
The reason you think it's Mark Krug is because when it's the fucking Morgana Ari board, it's
sentinel, you play sentinel, Krug, and pebbles.
And I know for sure I'm not marking the fucking sentinel.
No, this shit's actually broken, man.
And it's actually pretty flexible because if you don't have, if you don't have pebbles
items you can just carry cinderlink and then eventually you'll get pebbles items.
If you have a good set of cinder links it's actually good, two guys can have insane mana
regen.
No, it's not broken when you don't hit.
It's just a critical mass comp.
If you were to go to the stats and you put those units, it's going to average in the fives.
But obviously if you have 6, 3 stars, it's going to average in the fucking 2s.
Like the baseline is not good, but it has potential, is the comp.
It's one of those cons where if you survive until 3 stars, it's like a double survivorship
bias because not only do you survive until the 3 stars, you also survive until you get
the items for the 3 stars.
It's not like you actually, it's not like it's a playable line, it's not broken, it's
just a playable line.
And in my spot it was not good because I had zero copies of everything.
I just said fuck.
And that's why I loaded up with a fucking 7 lost streak.
And nothing.
Like I did say if I bought for that game I said it's not my fault yes
I mean, I don't know how to play it, but like now that I know how to play it, I mean, the
comp is like playable.
I mean, it's not fucking broken.
Like that comp is only broken against noobs, like if you're a noob and you click it,
you think it's broken because the comp is easy as fuck.
But it's like, it's only broken if you actually have like the fucking units, man.
And I had no units.
This is, this, this is for sure the worst fucking onmen in the game.
I don't understand how you can play this garbage.
Anyone that thinks this is broken is complete fucking silver.
Bro, no, get the fuck out of here, man, that shit is ass.
Alright.
Eh?
Like light shield crows on a hard force, Cassiopeia.
I mean, Hellfire is only good with, uh, what's it called?
It's only good with, uh, Brawler E.
Or it's not actually good. Am I just playing Cassiopeia then?
I mean, I guess I can play flexibly. I mean, okay, why the fuck am I hard forcing Cassiope from this spot?
Like why don't I just click this and just play like some defender frontline and then call it a day
My items from Cassiopeia are shit
Let me tell you what it like what I would do because I'm trying to have fun
I just play fucking cat. I just say fuck. I'm gonna hard force Cassiopeia from this spot
How do you not go wait if you're playing Cassiopeia from this spot? Oh, no matter what I do. I'm going eight. I
Have no fucking fear no gumball ain't nothing and then I yeah
like whatever, light shield, press casket, and this has a defender plus one so I'm good.
Why don't I just play normal, just have this for tempo, and then I'm back.
Light shield, scales with armor and a mark, yes I will, I'm down to play like a copy of
of what's it called.
Like this game I might actually be able to play Lilia.
And then at the end of the day it's 55 armor, 55 MR.
How can that be bad?
Also like, is the Electrocord actually like pretty good in this meta because your backline
randomly just gets tickled down.
He is, he is right, he is right.
And now I don't have to sit here and just fall open like a dumbass.
Ah, pissing me off, man.
Oh, the blunt farmer too, that's pretty good.
How do I get the fender in?
And now that I, like, I understand that light shield crust, I don't even know who I'm even
try to explain this to you because like the thing is this is the I understand like I don't even know why
I'm even trying to be information is it called informational you like some of these motherfucking
haters don't even deserve the fucking the info informative like it's just it's just
like yes the stats will say
Yes, the stats will say that Light Shield Crush is good in Cassiopeia, but GG, like
if I make GG Boa, Cassiopeia is not even good.
Why don't I just play tempo and just play anything?
Like I don't get it.
Isn't it just a guaranteed top born instead of a senior?
Oh yeah, Rod, that's half complete, Boa, yeah, whatever, I kill Boa with Titans
on a non-fucking-biddlestick.
And what is this glove?
I don't even know what the fuck glove makes.
Yeah, like it probably is.
But if I just play the game like a fucking human
Sorry, please
If I just play the game like a human I will
Why are you mad cuz I'm just getting harassed for zero reason
I am sitting here trying to have fun and in doing so I'm getting harassed
it's
And like I I don't mind getting harassed going bought for like one game
But I've been getting harassed for 50 hours straight
I'm going to lock in starting now. I'm not even like I'm not even coping this time. I
Will be fucking locked in now like
Like I'm tired of this shit man. Some of these players are so fucking bad
And I don't mind getting shit-talked by people that are sitting there trying to rage bait
But some people are generally sitting there thinking I'm bad, and it's just pissing me the fuck off
It's not even it's not even pissing me off that I go bot for every game
I don't fucking care man. I legit do not care
But when some trash can is talking shit to me, that's when I start carrying it.
Yeah that's the problem.
But Biddlesticks is the giga-juice.
If it looks like BiteDiv, I'll even use this on this, not Gratifarari.
This guy's starting to go with no alies.
Oh, there's no alies.
I believe I will be putting the fries in the bag.
Instead of trying to flex this, I understand that this scales off the defenders, right?
And Oldenie would be like, yeah, let's play some fucking Lilia.
Let's try to fucking innovate and play some Lilia.
No thanks!
I think I'll be playing the Karma, the Pebbles, and I'll be putting the Morgana and Ari on the board.
Any fucking dumbass can play this shit, man.
No, like, I don't think you understand how easy this game is.
It's just, if you just sit there and just copy-paste the comms better than these shitters,
you are going to just win every game.
Why do you think I was the best quirky fucking quirky whatever fucking dog player in the server last set?
Anyone could have played quirky you could have played quirky could you have played quirky better than me fuck? No, you couldn't have
Fuck no
Like I I mean you just just wait buddy. I mean just wait
Just wait
How is this even allowed to be offered? I'm not entirely sure. I mean I will be putting
this comp in the bag.
uh...
uh... i mean no matter what you see i mean it's always a death of a new state
about
i got that the backline back and also
they see the government
That's probably the best for frontline.
Mmmmmm...
That's the two sort of damages I can't...
Did they buff this item?
Why does this item look so broken?
Are you hungry? Oh, I could eat. I mean, I could just heat up the Taco Bell breakfast.
Uh, what am I missing? Spellweaver?
I'm missing Ari.
Cimmer.
Nashers, Nashers.
But now I have GS.
And I kind of want to I mean there's no way I don't go nashers nashers, but if I go nashers nashers and I play off of the BF
I mean there's no way I don't go nashers nashers
It's actually because then I could go GS nashers JG and then play off of the belt
Or I could try to
No, bro. GS on Ari, I think it's legit banable and then also not doing this is also legit banable. He's right, man.
I mean, he's right.
And if this, if these are my items, I think I might actually not play Morgana and I play...
Oh! And then I flex into Ari's Sivir duo. Oh!
When you play the game like a fucking human, you can top four with anything.
How many subs to disconnect with Wi-Fi? 500 subs? I'm out of here.
My Wi-Fi is gone. Anyone? Don't give because I'm not I'm scabbing your dumb ass.
Hello? One cast, come on! What the? This is a fucking use the stupid ability
Power Booster Diff.
Being 4 EXP if you lose.
I was not a single unit that would be a Sword Diff, I can tell you that.
I mean, isn't it actually just a Play-Siver Diff?
Like if I just play Siver and just don't care about Brawler, don't actually do that round.
that round I beat everyone and I farm more
when I actually win that round like probably why the fuck am I playing
why am I playing a fucking brawl around people in the silver on my board
what's even the board does anyone know the board I have not played this board
in in forever like so it's set by Yorick
when you don't have brawler right probably then you just pray you find the
Nash
And then any brawler
All right
I played a sport all the time. Yeah, I just didn't know we're gonna ones better
But it's probably not better if you don't have a morello
If you don't have morello and I already have a server already, but if you're on brawler like I
I mean, I'm a pretty good dual-climber, the shodan's kinda good.
And then now I'm 2 out of 6, perfect item, 4 out of 6, J.
I'll get in to you eventually, don't worry.
Hmm... Hunter...
What is this? Defender, but I don't have...
Okay, I have a question.
If I played Sivir, like, isn't this just like...
I mean, I'm not gonna say it, because then you guys are gonna call me ass.
If I played Sivir here and I won this round, my spot is way better.
Like my spot from here is not even that good.
Cause I lost my streak and I invested so much into my board.
So I'm broke as fuck.
And now I'm broke.
And now I'm weak.
But if I won that round, which I should have...
Like I should have won that round.
And if I did win that round, my spot's really good.
But since I lost, now my slots aren't that good.
I mean, it's still good. It's still really good.
But I mean, what happens if I just miss every single R E, no demand?
I mean, I'm paying one gold temporary item.
Champion on your team.
Target marked.
Oh, that's where the team is at.
Okay, if I get a Morello, I can still pivot back to the Sentinel version, yes.
Yes.
Yes
Master before I sleep the map
Like look at my spot it's perfectly fucking set up this spot is an uncontested giga force
Yes
yes I should be on a tensor here but I am actually kind of poor I think I have
the four five it or if I was willing to use this also you don't have to play
I mean five blossom it's okay I guess we don't have ashes don't play five
awesome I am so poor hello if I four five rovers that are he love yes I got a
ring bar to you piece of shit and I guess I'm not that for anymore at least
Morgana
pebbles I'm I still completely though I mean I guess I can flex it roll down
except it's kind of hard actually there's I'm not even fleshed it all
I have I have fucking BF glove. I have BF glove. Am I actually flexing the roll down? No Morello?
No Morello, I'm trying to flex the roll down. Fucking cat.
Does that even charge me to playing 5 fucking and what's the goal?
I can actually I can I can buy Ezreal and then actually if I hit Ezreal too I don't
have to roll. He's right. Just wait, just wait. I mean, don't I just go explosive growth
and just go 9? Yeah, fuck it. I mean, I don't really want to roll and I'm too healthy. I
I mean I actually got offered the outlet.
Oh, oh my parents are here!
Oh, oh they can see that I uh...
They can see that I uh...
Oh, I did the dishes.
Ten head.
Also why don't I sell the uh... what's it called?
Uh, what do I even want to play here?
Why did I sell the Rengar 2?
Was the Rengar doing damage?
It did 1.6?
I mean that's not even bad!
Aw great.
Flickerblade G.
I mean it's fine.
I mean now it's just fine.
I mean it's just not just...
They're in the sink with my...
Hold on, I need to let them know.
Cause they need like for sure loss hold.
I guarantee you, they don't expect me to clean my room, so I need to let them know that I cleaned it, they're gonna be so fucking surprised. Just wait, buddy.
Just fucking wait.
Explosive growth.
Ari, Zyra.
Zyra, Morgana.
How do I play Blossom? I don't really want to drop my older woods, and I don't want to
drop my defenders. Also, how many Aries are gone? I don't want to play that series,
2.
It's not like Blossom does anything.
Why did this RE do no damage?
3 spellweaver, 2 Blossom.
Shoulda didn't kill some units here, right?
I got zero rolls?
Do you want the Curry Bento place? I'm down.
I got zero rolls and I knew, I, how much did I pay for that?
A lot.
Okay, also this game I'm pretty sure I have to play Cogmaw.
Cause I have, I have armor and MR with no, what's it called?
Don't I actually have to play Cogmaw?
Or I'm screwed?
What the fuck? It's not on my side, man. It's not on my side, bro.
Let me make myself crystal clear.
I can probably just drop that's brawler defender
Taric is Vanguard
I mean no matter what my board is gonna be shit
It's just whether my board is is is
acceptable or not
And I'm pretty sure I will be playing called. I mean it's probably morello
Shogen IE morello, and I just play Kog'maw
I call on my board this game.
I said I am broke.
Even with this, I'm broke.
This unit was out.
What's it called?
Also, I don't have a single set.
Oh!
Look!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I was telling you that you wouldn't believe it.
Wait, look, do you see my dad?
Look, he's cheesing.
Wait, why are you smiling?
Are you surprised that I watched?
I claimed it.
Yeah, see?
I told you guys.
He doesn't believe in me.
Okay.
Oh, I'm streaming.
Yeah.
Oh, he said hello.
W Dad.
2 next 2 rolls this round field the last combat I mean I'm pretty sure this is
actually good okay yeah that's what I said I mean I'm pretty sure this is
broken because it like the thing is it takes him the forecast odds into an
account like it's legit oh no that shit's okay no it takes it takes four
costs in into account is why and then and then like if you're if you're
level 8, like you're gonna see a lot of 4s and then you just guaranteed. Like you're legit guaranteed.
Okay.
I mean, it looks like I'm broke, but I'm looking at my EXP, I'm almost 9.
No, the Arita's damage is just, I don't have like a dual carry, but the dual carry's coming.
I don't know why but I may be an idiot.
I
Reblossom
All right set to that's pretty good in my front line is no longer complete dog shit
This front line is look very shite and I probably need to play
He's just playing the fucking better version if only I had these items
You piece of shit. I mean he's one life. I'm not I mean, I'm really close to spiking
It's a it's a loon over karma and I play ash and my board is actually insane. Don't care
I'm not gonna paint
I mean am I not close to spiking?
I can play a random moomoo too as well over the stupid asterisk
and then if I find one ash is my board not good
I just play Ash over Ivern, Ash over Ivern, and a Loon over Karma, and then I can also
play a Mumu 2 over Taric.
And my board will actually spike.
I mean, this matchup is legit unwinnable.
I have no single target.
Hello?
Oh yeah, I can gnar over Frog.
I mean my board is actually not bad. I mean it's close. I mean the I just wait. It's close
Hello
That's like the one fucking I
Mean I don't care about losing to that shouldn't do anything
That's pretty good
No or two
Is that good zero synergy no or two is that good
I mean, I just need one Ash and my board is actually good.
Isn't it a little unreasonable?
I don't have a single Ash.
Perhaps?
Perhaps, yes!
One Ash, my board is good.
One Ash.
Oh, oh.
Okay, but do I have the one on Crown Guard?
Yes.
Hello!
There's also a Staraq, but I mean, the Ash is just, I just dropped a stupid
And then now I get a tune on my board 4-3 and I just adaptive backline and then I adaptive Marlowe ash and now my boards
Actually insane if this could have been my board the entire like the beginning of the stage man
Like yes now my board is good. Just wait. Just wait. Just look ready ready
Actually shot it doesn't matter again. I mean the crown or like I need to get the fuck off of this
I mean tears I have to play I'm gonna get the fuck out of here and
And you
I mean, I can play Maokai too over what's it called as well.
And that's pretty good.
I mean, I don't have to go to execute, but I feel like there's nothing else to play.
And then I adapt to Merlo Ash, this Elune unit is complete with Dog Shite.
And then, oh, I need to play, oh, I need to, oh, it's Diana, it's just Diana over, uh...
It's Diana over to fucking execute.
I'm trolling. I don't have fucking Vanguard in for my my two-star man, but I have to play Kog'maw because I'm playing AD and AP.
This actually looks really good though.
That's the problem. I have to take the Kog'maw attack.
Like if I don't go, if I don't go Kog'maw,
how much, how much damage did it block? I mean it blocked that much. Oh wait, how do I check block?
I don't know but I mean I no matter what like there's no way I play the
execute if I have
if this is my board
I mean, it's looking pretty good, man.
Heroic power!
heroic power what the fuck wait
this has to be the world's biggest joke what the
I can go Blossom on this and buff these two over. I mean, I hold this for sure.
Because if I find the Kong now, or not Kong now, if I find even one of Anti-Armor or Anti-MR, I'm in.
Even one.
If I get Anti-Armor, I'm in.
Anti-MR, I'm in. Preferably last was for Void Staff. I don't know about Spark or even Trout.
Like, Spark, even Trout, is that actually good?
No.
Wait, that's a Blossom! Oh, that ch-
I didn't know that's how it worked. I missed the dude too.
Did I get a hit? No. All right, well never mind.
What the fuck do I go? Blue buff? Adapted blue? Then I might as well just carry this stupid ass fucking alune.
All right.
I mean, I fucking hate this game at all.
I mean, that's not an aluminum deck by the way, it's even fucking soft, don't care, also
What is wrong with my...
I don't even know why I'm holding this trash.
Out of the three one-stars?
I mean, I could carry Ash, but I feel like this Ash didn't fucking suck.
I mean I guess in this matchup no, but then I'm stuck wait. There's an ash too. There's an ash too
There's an ash too, I could have just thought that this turned in
But I suppose ash you didn't
Put items on her other than like fucking red buff and mask was where she just feel
What the fuck was that what the fuck was that
This oh, I didn't know was this
Deal 5% true damage
Every what deals 7 that's pretty good every 7 I mean surely this match of ashes that are
So we're just tickles
What the fuck happened to my front line?
On Nidalee it's just execute, but that's pretty good.
There's Bramble, but there's also Vanguard, I mean, I'd rather just go Vanguard.
Alright, what are the Vanguard's?
That is a trash that's trash as well how do I not have a single band hard
I bet you play the game like a fucking human and even when you get scammed by hero power
you can still cap your board.
Like it's, I don't, I can't stress this enough.
If I gave a fuck you're telling me I can't climb.
It's actually unreasonable man.
Oh god.
What's the bailout this game?
the bailout this game I I sold my rocks because I realized I don't have more
elo and then I natural the silver so why don't I just carry silver this game
why don't I just do a carry silver this game like it's just it's no man it's
just when you use your fucking brain and don't commit to a comp on 2-1 for no
reason like like this game why the fuck would I ever play this re-roll
comp when I have zero copies of every single fucking unit. Do I really expect to do well
this game? No. This game, I could have just played Mouth like Soraka Zyra, but I decided
to play Executioner of Sivir, Managing the Hunter fucking Ezreal. Can you explain how
I expect to top 4 this game? Like, how can I even, like, what? This game, I'm
I'm a greedy fucking pig.
I could have won this game if I just rolled on eight
for a few years, too.
But for some reason I decided to just go nine.
Like, bro, what?
I mean, this is a good fit.
I hit absolutely fucking nothing on my roll down.
A fifth place, that's pretty good, man.
I mean, I know something's not right,
considering I have four upgraded units.
I mean, I went fast nine for no reason.
The reason you know, I mean,
how you know I went fast nine for no reason.
My only upgraded units are five costs.
I don't have a single upgrade on my board.
It's like, I'm not even trying to play the game, man.
I, like, if I just sit here and roll on eight
and just play the damn game,
don't I just win the game for free?
No, I'm not admitting that I'm bad.
I'm just, I legit am trying to play poorly
because if I actually lock in, it'd be too boring.
But until now, because I,
it's like past the breaking point, man.
I'm just getting harassed.
So now, alright, after I top three,
after I top three this next game,
people are just gonna come up with some other
bullshit ass excuse on how I got lucky
and how I got bailed out again.
But also, yeah, I think if you don't have anti-armor anti-MR, you actually have to play
or you legit just do zero damage. I cannot.
It's so weird these chatters disrespect you so often. You've proved yourself to be one of the best so many times it just doesn't make sense.
Yes. I'm aware.
No, I'm not it now. I'm tired of being hard stuck.
You think I'm worse than fucking JPC or Shanghai? If you were to ask them if they think they're
better than me? They're gonna say fuck no! Even they would say fuck no! They are aware
that I'm sitting here trying to lose!
Ask them, I will! JPC and Shanghai, on your life, do you think you're a better player
than me no ego all right this chat is so bad you can't even read it it just gets
cut no this this engine is fucking
no your life is spared thank you yes they are aware that it's they just know
I'm trolling man!
Okay now, after I go...
Alright.
Now?
Can I go back to just fucking playing as real?
I don't get it!
Who am I even talking to?
It's just...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, fuck the Ezreal!
I'm locked in.
No, no, no, no, no, let me just...
Okay, let me speedrun the masters.
This guy might be the Elon Musk pretending to be good because he's rich.
I don't even know what the fuck that means.
Alright, all I know is, let me just go to Masters and then I'll start trolling.
Alright, here you go.
Just wait.
Don't fucking piss me off.
Yo, JPC and Shanghai, God bless you guys.
I'm actually surprised they didn't just fucking...
In fact, I'm surprised they even read the chat.
Like how do you even how do you even see the chat?
up gain gain a number of free oh GD not GG this work the way shit is not balanced at
all it is just legit not balanced I cannot except it's like relatively balanced here
because I don't have uh...
I don't have uh... no, it's good, it's good.
I don't think you understand how much tempo this shit gives.
No, no, no, this augment is legit broken.
It doesn't even matter if you lose like one round
because it's just legitimately broken.
Like, no, no, this one, this shit is legit broken.
It's impossible to bot forward. It's just like on my spot on stage three.
Okay, I mean ideally I could win this round.
Okay, well I lost this round.
Ah, shit.
Hello?
No, it's legit broken though.
You just, you just, you get Timo 3
and then get this.
For the rest of the game, not only do you have a T-Mot 3 on your board,
nothing can hold me back.
Not only do you have a T-Mot 3 on your board,
you also get too old for the rest of the game.
Alright, hello? I need to win some rounds.
I bought the fucking...
Wait, how come I can't see the charm?
No, it's...
It's the only way you throw is you decide to go for a four star. That shit is fucking trash man
It doesn't do anything do not go for the four star and you're killing as long as you do not go with the four star
You are killing
Well, I need to fight someone weak man
Can you turn your team over to a target dummy? I am eight
I am 8. I click the risky thing and I 1-0 rounds.
I mean I could go spryken, but it probably has to be like the blue go plus 1.
And then I can also play like Baris plus.
I'm probably just leveling for Pebbles.
I'm not holding the garbage.
Wait, did I not click it?
Did I click risky? I did, right?
So I won zero rounds.
GG, man.
Yeah, it doesn't really matter.
Like, don't worry, what is this?
What do I get?
Tectition, is that good?
Why are you winning Xerions of the Temple?
It's not actually Temple until you get the three star, man.
After you get the three star, that's when the Temple comes in, you fucking idiot.
I mean, I can go Spriggan plus one.
What does five Spriggan do?
What the fuck do I, why do I go stat?
Why did I go fat?
If I lose this round, I'm probably going to open, but...
I didn't go Invoker plus one, or I can go...
I mean, I just go Invoker plus one.
But if I get tiered, I'm not making that item.
Okay, honestly, if I win this round, let me see, if this guy's weak.
I don't even mind.
What do I do with uh...
I need one more turn for Teemo 3.
Okay, what do I do with Spat?
Can someone help?
I just go Invoker and call it Invoker
But then I have to kill a tier Spraykin, I mean I'm pretty sure Spraykin needs to
re-roll and you don't want to put Spraykin on the backline.
They're spiking you to needs like the sad which is not gaining.
Am I playing?
No.
What is this?
I'll start too.
Nothing can hold me back.
I mean, I got the tier if I wanted poker plus one.
And then this is where the tempo comes in, you motherfucker.
And, I'm going straight to 9, GV.
And it's a straight to 9.
The game's over, buddy.
After I get this Teemo 3 and I scale off this Teemo 3, I just get too bold to turn to the
rest of the game.
How is this, how is this balanced?
It's not.
It's legitimately not.
I mean I lose who cares.
Six loss, it is what it is.
Who cares?
this game is officially over after a champion dies spawning copy of them
something being three free rewolds what I mean this game is officially over it's
it's legit just over no cat in fact I won't even level here I'm gonna go
Gumbly player on rod and I probably will go Gumbly that way I can play around
around rod this DSR is completely useless I'm gonna be playing probably five in
Volker set Krug Sentinel and I think five how do I play five in Volker Morgana
Sentinel. They play Pebbles or not. Teemo 3.
Do I care about spriking? I have to play a gnar and a...
What? Why do I lose every round? How come I didn't kill a single unit?
I mean I'm level 5, like wouldn't I have won this round if I leveled? Yes, but does that matter? No?
Cause like I have to level and I have to fucking go to 2-1, or I can just lose, make 2 gold from not breaking econ, and then make another 3 gold, plus 5.
That's plus 5, buddy.
You know, random 2-3 guys, I mean on average, I mean you might lose one gold, who cares? What'd I get?
And plus 2.
I could play like Alistar.
I could play Kabuko, Narr, Teemo, Alistar, Narr.
Why am I trying to play Spriggan again?
Okay, what is Striken even do?
15 AS, and then the BFF Dancers granting...
But then I have to play some complete dog shit.
I don't want a BF sword, but I'll go in any way.
It is what it is.
But I probably won't make double gunblade.
Sprite.
Oh, two golds, don't mind me.
And you think this is expensive because you're at 30 gold?
Are you actually at 30 gold gear?
No.
Wait, how? Okay.
Wait, how often do you get this 33 AD? I don't get it.
No, because I think you go straight to 40 because you get too gold.
Like, I'm making 5 plus 3 plus 2.
Because I get the steamo.
Merc Walls 3.
He has Curse Crown. Excuse me?
Okay, I mean, I can probably just like pay attention.
Okay, so it starts at 95, yes?
Because I have to play, I have to play like, I mean, I'm playing one dead unit.
It's not even that bad.
1-10.
So it's...
is fucking trash. Like 15 seconds into the fight I gained 1 tenth of a fucking item I
guess. Is that good? It starts at, wait why? But it shouldn't. It shouldn't gain 33, why
Why is it game 15? I don't get it.
Why is it game 15?
Oh, it's based on the amount of... Oh, it's not star level.
Oh, okay, this shit is trash then. Fucking rage bait.
It's just rage bait.
It's right in your bronze here. Yeah, you got me man
All right three arms, that's pretty good
Spraykin defender is that good
I mean I'm just trying to go straight to 9.
Can I have Rod BF?
Do I cap it on NAR?
What does Sprite can do on NAR?
Is Sprite can go to NAR or not?
I mean I'm on this but I'm pretty sure I can play 3 elder easily.
Sprite can NAR.
15% damage amp, 15% attack speed for a 3 star and that's pretty good 25% damage amp, whole board
on the entire battle.
Wait that's way better.
What the fuck is this garbage then?
I have Gumbly.
Rage bait.
Let's spray- I'm not bothered to do that.
I
You think I'm poor but I already have my entire carry setup
Just look, just look.
I mean, this is a spriking.
Is there a blossom I can play?
Why did I not swap items to, why are my items on Alistar?
Am I bronze?
Probably man.
I mean, if I'm playing Nar, right?
If I'm playing... If I'm playing...
If I'm playing Set Nar...
Eh...
I mean, I kinda want to stare at it.
But if I'm playing set NAR, don't I just play Kabuko Alistar Ezreal Ken and know that board is trash?
But then if I'm playing NAR, then why don't I just play, hopefully I win this.
I play Hecarim Taric as well, and then play NAR Alistar.
What is this spell weaver?
Like if I have set to, then why not just play Alistar Kabukko Nard?
Am I winning this?
Yeah, I don't think I'm winning, I can't.
Minus 8 gold.
I mean, I don't think I lose to anyone else though, like isn't this actually a horrendous
beat?
I just lost for no reason.
Guys, it's just terrible sentiment.
I mean, heck, I'm over...
No?
Okay, I mean, okay, I don't even know why I'm even thinking about clicking this.
Like, I just played Two Strikes, there's nothing wrong with that, man.
Actually, I guess I could go Spraykin plus one for free Spraykin.
A whole lot of genes of Spraykin tree.
Sentinel Diana of Lune Parry.
Oh there's a carver for Blossom.
What the fuck does Blossom do, man?
60, 62 level.
This turn.
Like if I get a gnar, I mean I definitely want to cab around gnar this game.
Is this Daru or this? I go striking plus one.
I'm probably not playing Umbra Ligh there.
I think it's just a lune at 9 now, I'm done.
Is this 60th level or did I farm?
60th level, this turn, stack one, perfect new one, that's turn.
I have five free rolls though.
51.
I mean I can't even make that I have blossom plus one infertile plus one am I just making
blossom plus one and I'm going void step anyway I'm not the wrong with that
I just level for a I just level for a loon. Oh, I just wouldn't the game with this
I
Was that I can play a pebbles over Pogba off, but that's it and that's how you do better
And what the fucking bad beat is this hello?
Bro come on man you fucking piece of shit mushroom, bro
What
I mean legit does not matter
Like I mean, okay, NAR a loon over Morgana NAR over Alistar
Starax on NAR and then I go invoker a loon eventually and I mean I just wouldn't
I mean, I have two free rolls, I'm just gonna roll for Charm in return.
Does WORT THE WAIT look remotely balanced?
It's not.
just not. I'm still getting too old to turn. I might have a free roll for this. If I lose
this round, I mean, I kind of want to probably roll my board though. I'll just save my rover.
I'm going to swap items to Taric next turn because I want the Staraq elsewhere and then
also I can go like Rabadon's Morello Gumblade on and then get this leftover trash or Steemo
actually good.
And because Steemo actually looks like it has a lot of Simulatari here.
Or it's Mulanidago.
Hey, I'll set the team up as far as we can be honest, I can do that.
We're gonna fake damage, and so is Timo.
Hello?
How come it's looking like another first?
I can't.
It's just looking like another first, buddy.
Also it's probably actually just a third backline item, because I don't think I'm
I mean we're gone as we're gone a lot or no
legit zero awesome luck is that good
Alright.
Holy shit.
This glass cannon double-gumblade?
I can't.
Oh, Bagar for Karma and I don't play- Oh, I'm not gonna end it's a Lune for Karma.
I think I'm gonna die.
Oh, thank you.
Amy!
Let's see.
Yeah she's doing a lot better.
But I think she gets picked out, she's so calm.
Let me figure that out.
Alright, alright.
Oh my god, that's a cute dog, that's facts.
Okay, I don't know the...
Am I going to go TV?
No.
Also, I could go...
Oh, yeah, hold on, give me one sec.
I mean, I want adaptive...
I lost? I don't have a single loom. I actually lost this fight, so I'm going to go back.
I mean, I don't have an alune man. I do not have a loon. I can also use a loon too
I mean I might as well roll for like any tank to put in
Sure.
And then maybe I find an Elune.
Alright.
I mean, one Elune, I actually just went out for sure.
Yes?
One Elune.
I mean, it's the biggest spike ever, man.
What the f- how am I not winning a single round?
I mean isn't this the biggest of Loondat as well?
Excuse me?
What the fuck?
Is this wrong?
Let me make myself crystal clear.
I
Oh, Gigi.
Gigi?
of
the
I
Have a double Starax
This guy looks strong. Oh, he's always verticality fucking vertical rift bees 3m 3m 3m 3m 3m 3m 3m 3m
I keep forgetting this issue
I just missed the thing I was rolling for man.
I just missed the thing I was rolling for.
I ju- Oh my fucking god, I'm only rolling for this rock, man. I mean, it doesn't matter. This rock doesn't do anything to me.
What is going on?
Am I winning?
Why does it look like my entire board's dead?
What?!
How?!
It's- it's fucking the- okay, it's Bernacality, Rift Beast, and he made it to fucking Elder
Dragon 3 item, 3 item here, 3 item here, 3 item here, 3 item here, 3 item- like do I
expect to win by stupid ass Timo as my fucking prismatic?
No man.
Like- oh my.
The Timo for the- I mean yes it probably is, but I don't know what.
No idiot.
the guy that took fucking merc wolf the guy that took wait also wait yeah isn't
hunter elder like beyond broken
because that that emblem on takedown you gain 18% 80 and in that elder just
kills all the trash
I got a vento box. Yeah, I'm not ending until it matters. I'm locked in now. There's...
I can't really see it's a it's like beef curry rice. What is this?
I think this is pork belly.
Spicy pork belly.
Some chicken, like fried chicken, like popcorn, popcorn chicken, pickled radish, pickled bean
throats in like a cucumber salad, G. He's diamond now Paul. Yes.
just wait
how much was it probably like
i mean food in the u.s. is really expensive
so
you guys are going to save it's expensive
it i mean it
twenty dollars
but the thing is you have to understand
that the cost of living in the US is higher,
and then the salaries on average are higher as well.
Everything is just expensive.
So if you live here, on average, your salary
is going to be higher.
And on average, the food's going to be more expensive.
What even is the average US salary nowadays?
The average annual salary in the United States is roughly $64,000 to $79,000 USD.
That is actually fucking wild.
What the fuck?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, the comedian okay. Yeah, that's it that number is way too high. There's no way
What the fuck that means everyone's rich
I mean, it's uh, it's what's it called?
Look, 60K?
Bro, no, no, no, no, no, don't, no, don't rage with me right now.
No, no, no, no, no.
Look at me!
Look how cool I am!
60K is not- it is!
It is!
Bro, 60K USD is fucking crazy.
Relative to the rest of the world.
actually crazy wait I'm the one I'm trying to say as us it's just expensive
that's all I'm trying to say that's all I'm trying to say man I'm not trying to
Oh my fucking god, I don't even know what I'm holding and then I need to hold up.
No. Yeah sure, road to the world, but who the fuck cares? I'm saying people that are saying
$25 is expensive.
I don't want to actually win though.
Excuse me, if I don't kill one unit here, I'm going to be very very mad, wait?
Okay okay, I'm back, I'm back.
I mean, it's shopping spree on this galaxy, but I mean, wait, I mean, people would trade
ladder, don't they just win for free?
I don't get it.
I just thought, oh, wait, don't, don't, no, no, no, my parents told me to clean
I will uh I'll do them after stream
I'm gonna lose a gold
If I don't win
I'll do them off the stream. Don't worry about them. Oh, I'll actually do them
LBF. No, that's a w. I would be doing them after stream in that's a w
I brought over like three trips worth of dishes
Wait, what's the, uh, what's the fast line- Oh, I think everyone's gonna be playing me.
It's a problem.
I'll always find a weak spot.
Alright, well the problem is, Prismatic Destiny work the way, are you fucking serious?
Trait Ladder?
I don't even know what all of this volume has, and then Trait Ladder, like, bro!
I don't understand how this is not about for
Like, how is it not about the wrong guy?
I am locked in.
It's just straight up, these guys are cheating.
Trait ladder, trait ladder.
Work the weight, work the weight of the prismatic destiny like bro.
It's just straight cheats.
And I feel like my line here to play towards Ezreal is actually really good, but the problem
is the trade ladder players play towards Ezreal.
That's like the only reason the Ezreal stats are not horrendous.
It's because the trade ladder players play towards it.
It's legit the only reason.
I don't know why this is backlined.
I don't know why students are doing the dishes after this game. Oh, I will not be doing that.
I don't even know how to move this camera. I mean, I can't. I mean, I literally can't.
Like, if there weren't straight ladder in this lobby, I would just go straight to 9 and play towards Ezreal.
But, uh, yeah, I can't.
Two gold to heal, five player health, sure.
I might actually roll a little bit.
unlike soon for the interroll.
The only way is every time I level,
I gain rolls equal to my level.
So when I level the six, I'll be at 17 rolls banked.
And then when I level the seven, I get seven rolls.
I level the eight, I get eight rolls.
I mean, it's just a lot of gold.
And it also gives us six gold.
But it's nowhere near as broken as straight ladder bro. This straight ladder shit is like it's actually ridiculous
It's right he was company. I fucking can't man. I legit can
No, that's the uh you just like play crazy you keep packing up shit
And then you flash out and you pivot at 9. It just gives you infinite gold.
I think I'm playing like silver duo with someone I mean I have to play
call them on this game probably no matter what it's this great where's the work
the way what did you work the way work the way to 20 I mean onto this on that
good but it's still like good this is a free three-star take for the rest of the
I mean, what else are you going to do with Shoujin IE?
You actually have to play it.
I mean, it's not like I want to play it, but I think I must.
But isn't this set actually good?
I feel like there's so much flexibility as long as you don't play stupid.
TREAT TREAT G.G.
It's just this engine is just like fucking awful.
I mean this brawler, I can go blossom as well.
I could go executioner. I mean executioner is actually probably fine, because I can just play...
And then I'm going for Ezreal as well.
I think Brawler is probably fighting as well.
I mean, this isn't just an Ezreal game and I just reroll Blossom.
Lunar.
Okay, I mean Lunar is also really flexible as well.
Let's see if my roovers, it's kinda hard.
I feel like it's like pretty easy to flex, I just roll down, except I've shown in IE,
so I could play Ashe.
I'm going to have an infinite goal to roll on the legit infinite.
Rammus, is that good?
Do I have a Defender?
Inferno?
I mean, I said I don't care about this.
I don't really want to use my removers, it's the problem.
And I'm pretty sure I want to keep a Moomoo on my board.
Don't worry, it looks bad, but 3-1, I don't think I'm going to lose a single round.
The Shoujin IE BS-1 means I can actually play around...
I can actually play around Ezreal, but I'm pretty sure I have to call him on this game.
I'm not even close to last place for a- oh, man, I'm 4-1, I'm not losing, I'm not
really one.
What is healing my board so much?
I don't have so much healing.
Oh nice, perfect loss, one unit loss. I mean that's pretty good man.
I feel like Lunar sucks.
Okay, uh, okay, let's see. I mean, I'm probably just playing like three brawler frontline
I mean, I could play Alistar plus gnar. Ezreal, Alistar, and gnar
Plus one frontline. If I hit set, I'll play set, but I don't really care that much
And then if I don't hit that, I can play like bi-siver and mumu
Mumu, Kennen, siver
I can play Kennen as well, I need a level.
And then I can also play like, I can also flex like Lunar's as well, so I can probably
hold the Felios and I can also play like a Felios Verus.
Don't worry.
I mean no matter what, I look at my rolls.
Just look at my rolls.
Maybe I don't play Cobblestone on this game.
Like I said I want more and I'm about to load in with like the most Thanos board
wall time. I could hold set as well. I could hold Krug. I should probably roll pretty narrow
because I have so many rolls. I should just use my rolls. I can play Diana plus a Vanguard.
I can play Brambleback as well.
Like, I mean, you can actually roll for anything, so why am I even using the Plammer?
Okay, why did I do that?
No! I mean, I might as well just leave the Plammer up and then just...
I mean, all I know is I need one of Ezreal's Simmer.
I just play around Ezreal's Simmer, yes?
I just think this really matters, I save HP, I have more than enough money to roll, because
I can sell my entire board, my board is worth like infinity gold, I mean all I do is have
a fucking ramus too on my board, that's how you know I have infinity gold.
I mean I need to make sure I hold Alistar, I feel like I'm going to miss Alistar if
I don't.
Also, I should have just kept it in Planner, I don't even know what the fuck I'm rolling
for.
I don't know why I'm pretending like I know how to roll for this shit, because I don't.
Oh, sorry.
Last Whisperer.
I have another bow.
I said I am money to walls, I definitely do not.
So
Okay, I mean my board is pretty good. Oh, I have 26 rolls remaining
26 rolls remaining I
Mean my board is fucking insane. It's just a
I mean the thing is I'm pretty sure all the trait ladder players are playing for
Ezreal 3. I could just go for Ezreal 3 but all the trait ladder players are
playing for it so they're just gonna hold it. But I mean I guess I'll just hold on to it.
The coronation is pretty good.
That's not even good.
I'm gonna have to sell set pair
Bro, this is me off in
I'm rolling for one
Should I just go for I mean I might as well just go all right nice. I know what is this coronation?
I mean isn't it looking pretty good?
Alright, board's pretty solid.
And I'll probably just roll for environmental.
Not really.
Yes, man.
Like this set's actually good, man.
You can actually...
I just realized I'm not even silver fucking paired.
How I have 17 free fucking rolls and I go like how much how should I roll like a good amount? I don't I would wait
I'm gonna use the free rolls to what happens
Middle East silver paired all right fucking of a nice
It gave me a D-claw. You must be fucking joking. I mean, I just leveled for Elderwood.
I leveled for Elderwood. Like, I mean, it's just gnar, it's gnar over this and I just
play some like a loonie
an ash or something
I lost to the fucking pebbles?
NO!
HOW?
I mean that's set 2, but like this set 2 doesn't even do anything.
Also I have fuckin- I have bow bow bow bow bow bow bow.
I have I mean I don't want to make red buff. I mean actually you know what even if I inferno, there's nothing wrong with red buff
Like it's actually fine
I'm playing around gloves
I mean this unit is way tankier
I'll just do this, I'm just not the wrong guy above even with inferno and I just play
off of glove and that way I'm just going to get him in crown guard, one roll, I just wasted
my my reforger or not reforger my remover because I could have just done that.
Oh, another component.
A bald champ, set fast heart.
I'll allow that one.
I need to go 9 and roll, but I'm kind of down to just roll for her charm.
Just look.
Like the set's actually good.
The engine is just disgusting.
He's right.
Heroic?
I mean this is actually bad.
What a fucker.
Okay, and then now, level for NAR.
I'll sell this at 9.
And then I'm gonna save my rolls and when I go 9 I have free rolls as well
I'll take step 15 is more fun than this set. No, what was even set 15? I don't remember like isn't this board like
Like, I feel like you can actually flex everything.
As long as your board is upgraded and your items are somewhat acceptable, you can actually
flex in this set.
Oh, fruits, fruits, fuck the fruits, man.
Alright.
over a Krug and then an Asher and a Loon at 9 and isn't my board actually good yes
I don't even know which one's the tiger.
Hello?
Which one's the tiger?
I mean, I'm gonna buy it regardless, but...
I mean it's still plus 7% that's pretty good.
He's going through the fucking...
I mean I just played Run Glow.
I don't even know what it's called, it's the Golden X.
I can't man.
I mean it's perfect on a one turn. I can actually just sell this because I'm gonna have so many rolls
He's eclipsing, does that do anything?
Eclipse?
I run too!
Okay, a cliff fucking sucks.
That shit does not do anything. Oh every three seconds your lowest HR at 3.5 seconds your lowest HP unit just gets fucked
I mean legit doesn't do anything. Okay. Also, I'm gonna sell this. It's no I don't find an arm and look how much money
I'm rolling I
Am out of gold I
Am a fucking dumb ass
Do I even want to lock the Ash?
I don't even care about Ash too much.
I was already established.
I just leveled to get weaker.
I just leveled to get weaker and I just lost like 9 gold.
I mean this guy looks like legit Thanos.
What the fuck?
What am I even fighting here?
Flexible?
He flexibled Persomatic Destiny Earth Scrabbag!
I mean, this guy won the lobby, that's a fucking lock.
The trade line is actually dying.
What the fuck?
Bro, Prisman... You know Prisman at Destiny is 10 gold, by the way, and then you get like...
Bro, I'm just getting farmed.
How much?
Not too easy to look.
I mean I just need one gnar. I don't really care about ash too. I mean it's just gnar plus a loon over Diana and I'm done. I mean I could have open sold what's it called.
I can also play terror 2 if I hit terror 2. I mean it's ash paired now and it's like basically free.
into last whisper I mean I can also just get rid of the silver
no lunar I mean that's fine
Should I carry Ash instead?
I feel like Ash is not even better than what's it called.
It's better than this for sure.
And then I go Executioner plus.
I'm in.
I'll just lose some dog shit.
Nice.
It's more of us pretty solid.
It's actually solid.
I'm telling you, it's solid.
It's just Traitlighter is legit Thanos.
Like it's actually solid.
He's just straight by her in stand-o-sand!
Hello? I have 12 free rolls.
You're a gnar? Blossom Lux?
How do I not have a loony?
I'm playing 3 fucking what's it called man?
I'm playing... I don't have... I don't have the fucking gnar.
I can't even afford it.
I'm 9 out of 10. I mean, okay, listen.
I fucked up, but I just rotated!
I fucked this!
Listen, I messed up, but the thing is, I'm going to lose this round anyway.
I'm going to lose this round anyway, and I'm going to lose this round anyway.
And like, it doesn't even matter, like, just look at their board, it's just legit giga Thanos.
It just straight up doesn't matter.
I mean, you can't even say I didn't play this game well.
Like, yes, I threw the game here.
I didn't even throw the game, by the way.
I messed up.
I messed up here.
That's it.
I didn't even throw the game, because my placement would not have changed.
I guarantee you if I sac one and then I level here, my placement does not change.
It does not change.
Look.
Flexible, prismatic destiny into Earth's crab bag.
It's not close by the way.
And then trait ladder, prismatic destiny for Ekon and gets a combat augment.
Look at his board.
Let's actually stay and watch a fight between these two.
Let's just stay and watch a fight.
It's just status against status.
And then you just look at this fight and then you look at my dog ass fucking Ezreal
Sivir duo.
You can't do anything.
I mean, hopefully they fight each other because I'm not gonna stay for two fucking fights, but just look
Just look one two three four five five fucking emblems on
Level nine fifty gold full strength, but is this guy not there?
They're not okay, actually it's actually perfect. We get to watch them play against this garbage-ass board
This guy is 27 HP. Let's just watch the fight.
I, in fact, I don't even know what's going on right now.
Because this engine is so fucking dog shit, I can't understand who is...
What is going on?
All I know is, I know for sure TP is going to win.
That is a lock.
Ah, that's weird. He won with 50 gold.
Oh, and that's weird. This guy won as well.
Alright, let's actually watch, okay, let's see who I think is actually stronger.
Uhhh...
Sack the Triple Gargoyle...
Invoker Nashor's JG...
Lunar Void Moro...
Shogun's Guard JG...
TG, GS Lasso's for a DB...
I'm pretty sure this guy's stronger.
This guy's stronger for sure.
Cuz I think his Illumina will cast first is this I think
He's fighting the dog shit man, and no I'm out. I'm fucking out
But I actually before I leave let's just watch this let's actually watch this fight
Let's see if this fight is close
Huh
Huh he got 50 over it as well, huh?
D-Pay lost as well! It's just trait ladder! It's trait ladder! It's not reasonable!
This Riot Games company, this fucking trait ladder, how are...
You play 2 traits, 1 gold, then 3 traits, 3 gold, then 4 traits, 6 gold, then 5 traits component,
Component then six traits either nine gold or three three costs or or or or ten gold
Then you play seven traits eight gold three components
Then you play eight traits and you get a full item and will two bluers then you play nine traits three five
Boss two gold. Oh, yeah, here you go fun. Yeah, what the fun? Let's get eleven traits in here
You go 18 gold and let's just get more four costs more lucky item more items and oh
Now that I cashed out these now
Now, let me just go play a real board and win the game for free.
Nice, man.
A Prismatic is just sitting there just giving you infinite tempo, 30 items, 5,000 gold.
Like, what are you supposed to do?
How are you supposed to play?
I mean, I don't want to say I know how to play it.
I don't know.
I haven't been offered it a single time and I haven't been playing it on PBE.
I haven't been, I have not played a single game with PBE.
All I know is, people have been complaining about trait ladder on PBE, the entirety of
PBE.
It is so OP.
But I've never played it yet.
But I know for sure it's OP because it just wins out every fucking lobby.
I don't get it.
14 Trigs is hard to get.
You're not even playing for 14 Trigs.
You just cash out.
You cash out like 12 trade and you're out.
You cash out one more than the font and you're out.
And it's so easy to play this.
Biddle 6 is already 3.
Biddle 6 plus Defender.
already free flora and use play some stupid ass spell weaver. And what's this?
A loon? Spell weaver? And then now with the loon, you get Lunar as well. And then Lunar
with Diana is free Vanguard with literally anyone. And what's this? Diana's a
a ramager so then you can just play like the rock that gives Vanguard and it gives
no no no I know how to play it no no matter what you're gonna win the game as
long as you build around fiddlesticks you just instantly win the game oh good
Oh
Prismatic opener
No, I don't hope I don't get trait ladder because I don't want to embarrass myself. I don't know how to play it. I just know it's broken
it's like it's like I'm like but I'm pretty sure even if I play it super
suboptimally I'm still going to win the game like it doesn't even matter
Yeah, that is has the top bro. It's so easy man. You just play your game
Alright, I mean I'm actually kinda down.
I'm down for a trait ladder.
Yes?
And?
BF Tier of the World?
I don't have a single back on Karrick
because I decided to make Titan like a dumbass.
I mean, I don't want these to accidentally not die.
If I go Nashors, the thing is I already have Shogun as the problem.
Is Nashors still the best reading item for AD?
Yes.
yes all right I mean I mean but then I need a jg is a problem and then what's
the best last item
Gumbly better Gumbly all right is it a guard or actually I don't even know if
it's double double correct because it's already isn't already enough
I'm round it off
I mean that was BS where it's kinda useless though
I can't
I don't even know why I'm loving it as it doesn't even does anything
is it is it good what's up is it good on who's the best natural baby in nature
for me waiting to match her to the stats are even good on it says it's
Kha'Zix. A loony.
I mean, already stats is negative, it's plus 0.21.
I guess it means that you did make it to a loony.
You didn't make it to a loony too.
It's not Soraka. Soraka's plus 1.2, or Soraka's complete trash.
That unit is legit terrible.
Okay, straight up awful
No, it's not good on cast either man, it's legit the stats say this item is not good on literally anyone
I
Dems the button holder it says it's it. I mean this is 11 sample size
This is 19 sample size. I think you just you just leave it on you just leave it on Ari and call it a day
And you can make it to be a loon cap you just cap around the loon
But you just play you play Ari and you hit a loon to you you put on a loon, but if I let's say I have
Let me go to the platform, it's probably something hard to wrap.
I totally forgot why I'm here.
Invoker emblem.
Executioner emblem.
I mean, it's probably Rabbidons plus JD.
Okay.
Alright, well, if I don't get...
If I don't get...
Oh, actually, wait, I can go Executioner already.
Is that good? I mean I was told that was good. I'm, I'm lost big.
Okay. Is executioner good? Wait, let me check the stats.
Oh wait, it says it's Boker. It's good.
Oh, it is.
It says execution is also good.
Why does it say to go...
Why is it...
I mean why don't I just go and vote for it instead of executioner?
Okay, but I need a BF sword, right?
Or I need a glove, right?
Or I need a rod, or I'm screwed.
Okay, I'm looking at my spot.
I think I won the game.
No, it's bugged.
What?
What do you mean?
Is it my aria about to drop the fattest fucking nuke?
Radiant, Nashor's, Invoker, and if I find one Elune I'm pretty sure I can just carry
I was like falling in the ass. No, I mean, yes it is man. The Malphite have a Malphite frontline. No
Well, I got manager as well. Okay
I'm in two star
One manager
I want to save the Miko for... I'm not much useless.
You know, I always put this in my planner and then I never just put the fries in the
bag.
But maybe this time I'll just commit
I got the real one, so why not just wait for it, why the fuck am I losing this unholded
this garbage? I don't know. What am I doing? Like if I even vogue her plus one, surely
I just play this board. What am I missing?
I can't bury them all, I'm staying up, I'm staying up, maybe I'm tired man, I've always
I don't even know how to do that.
I mean, I'm never playing DF.
Glove is good.
It just gives me a glove that's really bad.
That's what I get.
That's half void, really?
What about my frontline items and what about everything else?
I need two rods. I need one rod for Merelo, one rod for JGE, and I could just play Cogmire
It's not a lord, it's not a deep.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
This spot looks terrible.
I don't have a rod.
I mean that gives a lot of uh, radiant relics, verticality, and it gives a lot of reporters.
I just need to fix my items here.
Oh nice, I got a rod.
I have to go JG first.
I mean, Bow is Void, Glove, Belt is Frontline Item, Belt is Anti-Heal, Chain is...
I can also go Steppas Hard, except I have 5 Reforgers.
Oops.
Okay, I can go Warmogs, but then I kill my...
And the Bow is flexible around...
I mean, I need to just make some more out of that one.
I'm not trying to die.
I didn't take mid-max to greed.
Alright. And then now, I go Redbub or Void.
My Auri is about to be dropping the fattest nuke.
Miss Radiant GG, bro, look at-
Look at my- If I go Radiant here, no- No Radiant is saving my ass.
My items would be horrendous.
Just wait.
This guy has fucking Casio Pia 2. Casio Pia 2.
I gained one gold for each enemy that dies.
I mean the problem with that is I have to 4-2 this game regardless so I have to
kill four. I have to kill four for this to be good. Do I kill four here? No.
They killed your four here, maybe bro. I'm gonna risk it man. I'm not a loser
I'm not do I kill four here
Wait, if I kill six, that's actually bad.
If I kill five, I'm gonna be tilted.
Okay, nice.
I killed four.
That's actually perfect.
Because then I can still fortuit.
All right.
I mean, I probably should have avoided that first, because Chain could easily be some
part of the lowkey.
Is there an RE? No, there's a- oh wait.
Okay, I'm in a Morgana with a bow. That's pretty good, man.
So that's Red buff. And then if I don't get Voidstaff, I just go the Kog'Maw, but I'm pretty sure I should just try to get Voidstaff.
I can also just reforge the bows until Voidstaff are there. No, I'm just gonna finish the-
All right
Voker and Nashor's Nashor's JG for this unit is so bad, man
It's like terrible. Oh wait
Do I just not play Spellweaver, or what does this do?
Okay, I have pebbles.
I'm in look at my spot.
Making 40.
I could have farm, I could have greeted and played and farm one component.
Well I don't even know if this one component works like you, but I'm actually good.
I just need one front line item, one...
Nothing can close me back.
Okay, I need... Void?
Enough front line item.
One gold for this shit.
Hello?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, and ten.
Wait, can I just play these and just play a Cogmaw and this is my board?
What does Diana do?
Oh, it's Vanguard.
What does 5 Invoker do?
Well, if I don't hit the rock too, like, what if I just play Cogmaw?
I don't get it.
Also, can I just play...
I mean, I could Invoker in Italy and just try to go 9.
I mean, it's actually doable if I upgrade other stuff.
Like if I upgrade Nidalee with like way better frontline, this evens actually a beaming.
Am I going to go spark bramble?
I feel like that's fine.
I'll move the spark to someone else eventually.
Alright.
Even so, you can't screw this one up.
I mean, you're right.
I'm just gonna send it.
But if I hit Nidalee 2, I can play Nidalee 2 for a little bit.
And then I can also hold like Vi and Mumu.
I mean, it's like, it's like kinda flexible.
I mean, it's not like Nidalee's bad, like look at this dude, he's a fucking beast.
It's nowhere near as good as ours, okay, I'm not gonna lie, I'm pretty sure watching
this fight, I wouldn't be surprised if RE1 is better than Nidalee too, like watching
this fight.
Like wouldn't RE1 just one-shot his entire board?
I don't get it.
Last cannon for for backline amp
Until I buy one
Excuse me. I hit Nidalee fucking dumbass, too.
Before a singular... what's it called? You piece of shit!
Five invokers? This is just... this is little shit, nothing.
Sure.
I don't have a single Auri, man!
I still have the roll for front line, because my front line is in good crash.
I mean there's nothing wrong with this, like I'm just gonna go 9 I guess.
I mean, okay it's already 1 better than Nidalee 2, yes or no?
yes no no I mean I've never played this is this Ari another Morgana
Oh, we're going to do that.
I can't.
I'll go.
I mean, I still have to roll for one copy of whatever, whatever frontline.
Also, I'm kind of down to.
I mean now I'm rolling for one upgrade but I don't even think- I guess probably not
It's not even worth it for me to roll.
Because now...
If I hit... like it's not actually two pairs.
No, like if this were a real pair, it's roll for sure.
But that's not a real pair.
Because, uh...
I can't play Diana on this board.
Because I have to play Claude Maul because I'm in Italy.
It's either a real pair. I can't.
Wait?
I'm not- okay.
I-
I mean, I can go another and vote for plus one.
I mean like, if I hit, if I hit rock 2, is it even stronger?
Oh yes!
Cause I have a fucking dead karma on my board man!
Let's roll for sure.
Except I have to hold, okay nice, I'm down.
I mean, this is a dead unit, but I don't really want to sell the Karamor.
Alright.
I mean, it's looking pretty good.
And now I'm just going to cap around Invoker or Lunas, Invoker already, but now I'm just
I mean I'm fighting fucking ah
Ahhhh.
What the fuck?
Like how?
Alright. I go 9.
Ori.
Aluni, drop the stupid ass blossom, Ori, Aluni...
What's what?
Derek.
And GG.
What the fuck?
HOW?!
What the fuck is this?!
Excuse me!
How does he have a 4 star gromp before the game even started?
He prismatic destiny, prismatic ticket playing bricknest.
The lowest water to us to start, I just got scanned.
Actually, I mean there's no reason to go 9 actually.
Is there a single ore gone?
There's not a single ore gone!
Okay well there's no reason to go nine.
I mean there's legit not even a single ore gone.
Well, I don't care if I've lost them.
I didn't hit.
Are we on crack?
I mean it's already better man.
How can I not hit by the way?
Every Soraka is a- I mean this is already better than fucking dumbass in Italy.
How is- every single copy is out of the pool?
Every copy! Oh, Managen. I mean, I'm sorry.
Every- I don't think I have another cast. It's not one minute.
Every single Soraka? Isn't it actually absurd that I don't have RE2 here?
This is not Managen, Dipman. It's not close.
Yay! Yay!
Wahoo!
This guy has Soraka 3, by the way, with Zero Egon!
I mean, can't delivery, I guess.
Like, how, man, how?
I'm fighting him!
There were zero Aries out of the pool.
I rolled down, played mid-nitrally for the entire stage, won almost every single round,
resend, and I'm true zero.
Like how is this...
And he's just sitting here with Soraka 3 on 4-5.
Soraka out of the pool and I still can't even hit this game is legit trash. This game is just trash
Also, I should probably fish for a
I'm sure they can find a better item and that better item like a what's it called item?
This item sucks without JD
I'm not gonna find more past this. I need a roll for a move on item
This game is fucking trash. It is legitimately trash
Oh my fucking god.
Draven 2, Kennen 2, Maokai 2.
Don't worry about me.
I just hit my first R.
Don't worry about me.
I mean honestly this is pretty close considering I'm fucking level 8 on 5-3.
in a fucking double-brismatic lobby?
Like, is this actually my fault?
Like, I don't understand.
I saved HP with the Nidalee, then I resend it,
and I'm truced hero with none of my board upgraded.
Like, I don't get it.
I'm the only army player!
How?
How can Soraka 3 be out of the pool?
I resend with Ari Pair and I end without Ari too.
How?
of
.
He has Soraka 3 on 4-3 before I found my first army.
How is that possible?
He had two gold dupes from PvE.
Nice.
Well played man, because there was no gold orb in that galaxy.
He just got two golden Nikos?
who let this emerald player in with waging the dish soap?
I'm diamond. That's pretty good man.
The vision is trash man. Just calm down.
Of Coven Aco Light.
I mean I'll be taking this.
Not really sure why.
Lose 3 components, gain an artifact and build.
I mean, is there even a four class comp that's broken with artifact animals or no? Not really.
I'm trying to down I'm not gonna one unit
No there isn't man all the all the deltas on the fucking the not real shit
Alright, I mean how much does 4 get? Nothing? I need a Morgana.
All of the deltas are on like the fucking, like what is it, Cassiopeia? There's Master
Yi? There's... I don't really know.
Blinding jewel on Morgana is gigabits. Okay. What about my other three components?
And what about losing two gold on fucking stage two to fucking pray I get a blighting jewel for the Morgana?
I'll never hit
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I'm nervous to open, I'm never going to be weaker than the people that are actually open
and I'm also never going to be stronger than the people that are not open
this guy's open arm is fucking illegal
Well actually I guess I'll die one.
I feel like this augment also fucking sucks.
Like I don't like I feel like you healing like 6 HP is that even the difference I mean
I'm 4 Comments so it's kind of different plus is it ever like how have you seen anyone
I don't ever get anything higher than 250.
I don't get it.
Lose four player health, gain two gold.
I don't, how is it even possible?
Yes, me, how?
I mean, how?
Technical gets more than 200 all the time.
Well, yeah, everyone gets 250.
If you have it on two one, you can cash out 250.
But how the fuck do you make it to 365?
I mean, I have four coven on two one.
Like I don't even, I don't understand how.
You need that coven lux or like coven
from like spreading roots or some shit.
I don't get it.
Don't tell him.
Bro, you don't even know yourself, man.
Like, ah, like, that's cool.
You are the stupidest motherfucker known to man.
Not really.
But, yeah, I probably, like, who?
Okay, cold enough for her to see
I mean I'm already at 60 that's really good. I mean maybe I just naturally come we're gonna next shop or something man
What does Pan do?
I just play towards Executioners, cash out into Executioners, I have Boat here which
is fine.
Can you make, I mean you can't make Club and Plus one, right?
I can also play Invoker plus one, but if I play Invoker plus one I'm playing with Bokelaw, is that good?
But if I make execution I'm playing around Bote here which is way better.
This guy's coming.
Oh, see, it might change.
I don't think I killed a single unit.
I can't.
Okay, so can someone explain to me how you can ever get to 365?
You legit have to like have 4 coven in on stage 2 and just kill like 3 and lose around
every single round until 4 or 2.
Ask AI what it says.
I'm not trying to drain the oceans buddy
We got to save the oceans
Azure little stick
What am I missing
I have not killed a single unit yet I cannot do this spiraling after wicking
every arty while opponents hit Soraka 3 on 43 still reaching a frismatic destiny
in cool luck as legit trash. I mean yes man. I forgot about my food. I keep it
into the side.
So how's his ultimate good?
I'm sitting here?
With the exact same?
If I go this, I go in Voker, I go in Voker, JG, plus poke, poke.
Invoker, JG, play off a bow cloak, half void, red, and then half cloak item.
I'm not going to play that as well.
I do have the Golem.
If I go Executioner, I have Tier-Rive Void Staff play around Broad Cloak.
I'm there both of them.
I mean, everything really matters which one I play.
Actually, I'm pretty sure Executions are better because you can itemize Zyra and Soraka instead
of...
But when you reach level 8, you gain 20 Shabri rules or you get 28 gold, which is how much?
twenty eight or forty
okay this is a special pia
this is plain not sure
this is into i.e
this is
uh... not some fire slam with natural or gamblers
I'm fucking even playing, what the fuck?
Executioner plus one, spreading roots!
QSS Morello, executioner brawler.
I mean, am I just playing RE then?
Is this an RE game?
Is this guy's executioner plus one
and no one else is playing RE?
I mean, I'm not gonna lie,
I don't really want to play RE after what happened
asking what the fuck was actually this fucking little legend I who what it wasn't
what was that I think it's the arena type of the little legend
I don't see why I got on Carousel, but even if there's a stat, is that even good?
Let's say I go Invoker.
Am I going Invoker?
Okay, Zyra, Soraka, Malphite with Chain, I'm an executioner.
Anything else?
Any other unit?
I'm playing Auri.
Locked.
That's a fucking lock.
Alright.
What's this?
This guy has a Tristana 2.
He has a fucking Tristana 2 with Gensu Collector!
Bro, no!
No, that is rage bait!
I don't even know where the fuck he got this Hunter emblem from.
He farmed so much gold that he probably just bought it from the fucking- oh my, he just
bought it from the Armory, man.
Oh my god, how...
Okay set with a rod.
Okay, I will be playing the R-Ree.
Let me out.
Yes!
All right
Who am I missing we're gonna
Another rock. Does that do anything? Nope. This unit is legit terrible. I mean I could
I'm gonna go Invoker, Jait, and I need to save...
Wait, my items are pretty good.
I don't know the last time I killed a single unit.
I have not played, I have not killed a single unit in like, 25 per loss.
I have to sac 4-1, oh my fucking god!
I've had 4 covenants to one man!
25 I have to kill like legit
I have a question. I have a question. How is this augment good by the way? How can you
ever get to 365. You can just have Coven on 2-1 and get to 250 anyway.
Yeah, natural my entire ward. What the fuck? Well, it's not even good. If I had this last
I would have cashed it out and I could have just all in this turn
What the fuck
I mean, I guarantee you just a one the lobby like this board is the most illegal thing I've ever seen
I mean my items are fucking crazy
crazy because I can cash out the front line. He's right. GG. One.
rock. I mean I can just catch up the frontline items.
I'm still guaranteed two lives, that's pretty good.
Alright.
Coming what's it called I need items
It was what you call
Double mana
I didn't sell my fucking I didn't sell my fucking I didn't sell my fucking I didn't
so my oh my gosh I mean it doesn't really matter my board is legit nanos this guy's
still with power I mean I would win this I could probably win this round if I
hadn't
hello I mean he's dead all right I mean I use all my roles and I have one
army how
I mean, I have open slot here, but, like, I might as well do this as well.
I mean, I can play a Looney over Ori, Invoker this.
Okay, honestly, this actually lets fine them.
Now I'll just change to this.
3-3 rolls. I mean that's pretty good man. Also I think I got the worst cash out. How
do I only get 3 components? Are you supposed to get 4 components? I got 3 components is
Is that right?
You aren't supposed to get shit, 250?
It's not supposed to get shit?
Also, I'm pretty sure there has to be a Murvana player.
So the chance of me hitting Murvana 3 is like, legit zero.
Oh no, there actually isn't.
Okay, so how come I have nothing?
I might have to go for that one here.
But I also can't even go 9, I have 3 rolls.
Morgana. Another Morgana. I don't even have set to, how is that even possible?
This is the most zero value jeweled lotus I've ever seen in my life.
How do I not have set to I don't want to use real roles man
I'm
Unconfested are you dog-ass game? I cannot also think this guy won the game for sure if this guy like if I lose around
Am I not just dead?
And that's I can actually outcap him and just go nine. I mean after winning this round, maybe I can
But I need to like I'm pretty sure I am the only army player man, please please
Excuse me
I'm this guy's set to man, but here's one already, but I mean he is set to I don't even want to roll anymore
But if I lose around on me, then I have to roll man
Wait
Okay, isn't there something where you like pay you pay zero gold to get you pay
Hello, like wait how much hold is that one?
Of course, what a fucking surprise, you trash game.
You fucking trash game.
I sell my arty because it's not paired and now I can see 30 fucking arty's in a row.
You fucking dog shit ass game.
I cannot.
Golden Niko?
How does he move that around?
I'm gonna survive another round cause this shit is fucking broken.
I mean, RE1. I can adapt it backline and go...
Okay, I mean, that's pretty good.
Alright, hopefully no one has any Morgana.
He has a Morgana. He found one.
Oh fuck you man. How much gold does this do? My Morgana is dead. I lost with fucking...
Oh I don't even have the HP to fucking spare. There's one Morgana left in the pool.
I
Great set
My main tank is a fucking sentinel fuck you man.
This radiant tg rolled radiant and nash or radiant rabidons.
WHAT?
I see zero copies of Ari.
I found fucking dumbass rock 2 before set 2, which is fine, but then I end the game with
no set 2, then I'm like, I'm true zero, I sell my Ari to upgrade my board, next shop
Ari, next shop Ari, next shop Ari, like what the fuck is this?
If I just hit Ari 2 and I don't get it, and then I'm just like okay, well why the
the fuck would I go for Murgada 3? I can just go straight to 9 and recap on 9 around
the loon too and I can actually win this game man. What the fuck is this game?
Also, you cannot tell me otherwise that that augment is complete dog shit.
I don't understand.
If you can't win, like cashing out 250 isn't a guaranteed win without a fucking
being down at tier 2, how the fuck are you supposed to win out being down at tier 2?
That augment is legit trash.
How much, wait how much do you heal?
40?
So you skip 40, then you skip like 80 something, then you skip 130 something, and you skip
180 something.
You heal 8 HP!
That's your tier 2.
Those who follow me, follow destiny.
When someone can just have the fucking units already.
You can heal 8 HP, 8.
That's my tier 2, I'm healing 8 HP.
Yes, it gives Coven 2-1.
Or, or, you can just have Coven 2-1 for free.
Put spreading roots or something.
Oh, don't cry. Stumbling is how we learn to walk.
Oh, God.
Can I get one game of Vhagar reroll?
Can I just hit Consuming Flores one time?
Flora of the Dallas, please.
I don't get it.
Sarah, 20 out of 20 is Masters and I'm Diamond 4.
What?
The fuck?
Free your spirit.
How?
Free your spirit how
Forger, okay, can I get flora fatalis, please?
Hello? Omega Rift Vs from this spot. How many Rift Vs do I have? Zero.
Is there any broken Infinity Protection comp?
I don't know who cares let's let's let's find out
Execution and plus one even I can't mess this one up
I don't really want to sack anything, you know.
I will not be playing the Ezreal. Don't worry.
I still have the S-O-N-O-R-V in my S-O-N-V.
I want Executioner's I-R-O. I need Voidstaff, and then the BS-O-R-V is kind of useless, because then you keep losing.
Like a master to play around BF sword.
Okay, I need a guard rail though.
I mean there's no reason to make you thawn.
Alright, let me sit up.
Like my board's actually really close to spiking.
I can spike really easily here.
get. Well let me just make 20 next turn. Is BS sort of like trash? Like what can I
even do with BS sort other than show you? And no matter what I'm going to gargoyle
component here I mean I might as well I don't know how I mean I guess I mean I
guess I can it's probably worth it I mean it's worth it for sure let's get a
boat but even if I get a boat okay I got a rod that's fine I was I was actually
hoping I get a chain or a cloak so I know which one to go for and I just
Let's finish the bar boil.
And that's where we're going.
I mean, I could sack.
No.
Alright.
Alright, I need a chain, and I could just go Nashor-tooth.
I need the moment I win I'm going to send Nashors.
Who do I mark in risk with these at chat?
Who doesn't chat instead of me?
You have to put a unit on the flood thing, no you don't.
weaker fucking sec if you're sacking one unit when you only have four units on
your board
I sack my unit to give 150 HP like what the fuck
two cost shame two cost cloak
I mean, I have to go for Gargoyle Component.
Okay, I mean this comp legit plays itself.
Even I can't mess this one up.
This comp, I mean there's some flexibility you can do with R-E and some random backline
units, but I don't get it, I mean it actually plays itself.
You never win, because you're scared little boy.
I'm just...
You got me, man.
Now you got me.
I mean, this guy's open.
This guy's time skip level 6.
How can you have LeBlanc 2 with time skip?
Level 6 30 LeBlanc 2.
How?
I mean, I could actually, I mean, I already lost to this guy.
I only beat one person in the entire lobby.
Is it allowed for me to not open here?
Is it actually allowed for me to not open?
When the entire lobby looks like legit Thanos?
Like if I win here, don't I need to go 8th?
I hear this every single fucking set when I go 10 eighths in a row at 0 LP.
I don't want to sell this Vhagar 2. I can't.
Please tell me this loses. Please tell me this loses. Please tell me this loses.
I have a Vhagar 2 on my board.
Aziris? I what? Why am I playing Vhagar? I mean the Vhagar is actually good because I
need something the whole time to come. Oh my gosh. Okay, as long as I win 2-1 it's fine.
vision strong? He's five streaking! Oh my god! Oh my god. This is like, this, I'm just
I'm gonna hold this for me entire-
I got a chain instead of a quote, fuck you.
So why did I keep this?
Now it's probably fine.
Am I just going natural 2?
I don't even want to make anything. I mean, no, I'm probably just making step-by-step
with barbed-oil. I mean, I have to go natural 2 for no.
Or no.
No? No?
Oh great and now I go back to losing.
Level 640.
What?
Oh okay okay.
Oh actually this blue buff?
No the red buff fucking.
I mean, I can play three, three times.
Okay, actually, isn't it actually fine?
Cause, I mean, okay, my spot was, okay, wait, okay, let's say, per, per, for each ally that shares a trait with them.
So let's say I have like, Zyra as my main Gary, it's Executioner, so that's, it's like a little bit of armor, MR.
It's Elder Ezreal.
Elderwood.
But the units are so bad.
The units are legit so bad.
But I guess I get a lot of armor and MR.
Okay, it's actually fine.
Okay, and then I have Executor.
And then who's the best Executor plus one Holder?
three
Okay, vertical, elder, Ezreal primary, which means I go last whisper, plus two.
This game is fucking doomed.
You know if I didn't win that round before Neutro was holding this stupid ass Vhagar?
My spot is actually fine.
But now that I won that round, I'm just down 10 gold for fun.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, I'm back, I'm back.
I'm actually back.
Okay, but isn't...
Would an elderwood be way better than fucking Executioner?
Yes?
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my fucking god, now I'm schooled, man, oh my god.
I mean, I don't know, I feel like the chances of me winning out is actually pretty decent.
I always find a weak spot.
My co-cost was just holdin' in place.
Or no. I mean, I don't even know why I still have coven in.
I mean, I don't really want to go... what's it called?
Like, I don't understand, like, is it my tank going to be a non-elderwood?
I guess I would just take Hecarim then.
What is the plan this game?
How is this line good by the way?
What did I even lose?
I lost my fucking Alistar.
I don't even know why I clicked that.
I'm gonna be honest.
Get one more
Wait why wait why is this good?
Wait what wait why is this good again?
I'm like I'm actually certain my spot was better if I just play mouth like fucking Zyra
My tank isn't like there's not a single good like what the fuck is this
Whoever I execution plus what doesn't even benefit from the fucking verticality what the fuck
My tank? If I just play Malfight, I benefit from Blackthorne plus... I mean the tank doesn't
even matter because it has full Gargoyle. My backline all gains... Executioner, Elder
Dragon vertical fucking vertical fucking rift beast executioner rift beast is that good
i i don't even okay i'm just gonna suck the one like i just pray i survive
I mean there's no way I'm winning out for wanting it because my board is complete trash.
I just looked at my items, Jesus Christ.
I should probably just do that, so I'm gonna hit that drill too anyway.
Hey, maybe I can win this round.
Alright, do not worry everybody!
I'm fucking chained.
I have to go fucking master chiefs.
I mean, I guess I'm gonna lose this anyway
All right, don't worry
Don't worry
Verticality I'm on my main tank wants to be a fucking taric I guess
Or not taric a fucking a heck room
Double verticality. Surely that's broken. I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to be offered this and you're not supposed to be able to be offered this.
Mr. Dootoo.
Ezreal too.
Nar?
I mean, that's pretty good, right?
Who am I missing?
Worn over...
Then what the fuck is my tank?
This is my board?
And my tank is gonna be Alistar?
I mean, I don't have to play this, but like, I'm pretty sure...
If I hit two-star...
I mean, don't I just need items?
Okay, I'm pretty sure this game's bugged, by the way.
You're not supposed to be able to hit double verticality.
I'm actually surfing.
I'm a legit circuit.
Said you're not supposed to be allowed to do this.
Or no.
I'm pretty sure it's cause I hit Presidious Destiny.
Solar.
I do my own dirty work.
Fuck it.
Ah, fuck it.
what the fuck is this man I don't have a fucking I don't even have a heck room
kill
What the fuck do I do with Poe?
I have to go GS Ezreal? Is that playable?
What is that bow make?
Infernal Emblem.
I'm actually going Nashor Tooth. It's heck of a pair and that's pretty good.
Oh my god.
I mean it's actually fine. It's basically a mana item. I have infinite AD already.
How much AD is this actually?
Seven elderwood is what?
3.5 plus 2
So 2 5.5 times
Times 7
What is that like 40 40 something 40?
And now I hit the set to you must be fucking joking me you must be joking
Okay, Hecarim 2.
I just...
Sorry.
So what the fuck is that thing then?
Should I just sell my set for Ophelia's 1 then?
Sorry, sorry, minus of a mover, sorry.
Like, if I can make it to 9 for Diana of Helios, don't I just win this game?
I actually win this game!
If I can make it to Diana of Helios, the game is actually over.
No cap.
You know, like, this is with double verticality, by the way.
I-
Like, no, this- no, like-
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I- okay, even with the verticality on Pismatic fucking Destiny or whatever the fuck it's called.
Don't I still just play Malfight?
I- I don't get- what the fuck am I- what-
I- I am- wow! I get an extra 5 AD!
But now my carry is fucking Ezreal, my tank is Hecarim, and I have my duo carry as a fucking gnar.
What?!
I can just sac a couple fucking AP and AD.
Oh my god.
He's so lucky he can't demote, bro.
Ten sets in a row, I'm always just hard stuff, Plat or Diamond or Emerald or whatever.
And then one month later, I'm just one KLB.
Top 10.
It's just, it's not going to matter.
It's just, it's just, it's just not going to matter.
LP is not going to matter, man, because everyone stops playing that.
That's not the reason, buddy.
dumb as fuck. You, sir? Or ma'am? Probably, sir? Or stupid as fuck? I'm not a sexist.
You're just stupid.
I swear this Casio comp was out.
Oh
Without an emblem wait did they disable flora for talus emblem i have not seen that emblem ever
In like in a long time
He's still thinking problems. Did they disable it?
The fuck?
No, i'm playing him right now
I'm at gym please watch any for me okay is she is she here oh yes here she's in the
hallway I think she's looking for you
Glove, Rod, Glove, Cloak.
Expedition.
Yeah, fuck it.
Oh, I got a fiddle stick.
Okay, what is the best radiant item in this line?
Let me exclude a floral fatalis emblem, Casio, Biddle, Surely this is going to die, right?
It says it's a radiant archangel and it's not close all right and there's archangel
here and I have okay let's say I go archangel then what?
I mean that's a lock. Yes, it's complete then what?
And it says it is Shogun. I thought blue buff was better. Why does Shogun suck so much better?
The fuck? It's like way better. I don't get it.
I mean I need to suck at three costs.
Oh, or 2 cost.
Should I just stack the Shendon?
Eh, I'll stack one, because I don't think it'll look fun.
Blue buff is better.
Oh, it is much worse.
In fact, it's not close.
It's lower sample size, and it's lower in the sets, which I don't really know
why.
Alright, when am I making my first gold?
Okay, shouldn't I just be sacking the Rammus? Yes?
Like, what the fuck is this? No one gives no fuck about Rammus 3, like it...
I'm just holding 3 gold on my board when I'm just making 0 gold the entire game.
Fuck no man.
Bro, it's because I took that thing that gave me a Casio Pia.
Oh my...
A belt.
I'm starting to think.
I know for sure.
I was not supposed to click that fucking game and extra copy of a unit.
I am going to be zero gold the entire game.
Hello!
Like, yes it gives me a Casio Pia but it doesn't even do anything, I'm just zero gold the whole
game!
And I paid too gold for this Casio Pia to just have it sit on bench the entire game!
Like even if I hit Casio 2, it's not even good, like you prefer not to hit Casio 2,
don't get. There's a Fiddlesticks but there's the BS where it's gone, you motherfucker. I
mean I can go Fiddlesticks too. No, no, no, fuck that. All I know is if I don't get
Gumbly on me, I'm not trying to get even more poor. Like what the fuck is this man?
All right.
Can I make 10?
Am I making my first 10 perhaps?
open their eyes
okay like i i i actually need to take ten like what the fuck is this shit man
if I don't make 10 here I'm 8. This board is not winning shit. I have to hold Ornn though.
I don't really give a fuck about Rammus 3. I mean there's no way you're taking Expedition
and going for Rammus 3. I think you would legit... it's like worse than Silver. Okay.
two star one cost champions and I'm pretty sure with how many one costs with how many
one costs that I fed and two costs that I fed I'm pretty sure I I don't even cash it out on four one
eat out of 33 I feed three here
Diana
I'm at 11 I'm at 11 so I need I need 22
I need 20 feet
No, this augment is broken. It's it's just that you don't hit econ on 32 or you're just a
Like this all that's actually broken, but you have to hit econ or it has to be like an econ opener
and it was not an econ opener so I thought you're supposed to you weren't
supposed to start until you have 20 gold or something fuck no man when you cash
out your your shit stage 5
but like if I didn't go for this one Cassiopeia I would be at 20 gold here
yes I mean yes man like I paid too gold to get another Cassiopeia which is fine
like two gold for Casio is good but then the problem is you just have this
Cassiopeia just sitting on your bench the entire game and that's an extra like
seven million okay also I got a rod now I mean the stats I say I have the
gigabits I mean I spark belt look at my items everyone just that's pretty good
one star changing truck
wait
I'm not guaranteed to get all the time.
I'm actually back!
No, no!
This actually just saved me!
Holy shit!
I'm back!
Jeeeeee!
Someone can open at this round.
At least please tell me you killed this one at least.
Please tell me you killed this one.
Alright, thank you, thank you. That's allowed.
Okay, honestly, I got two. That's pretty good.
What the fuck is this, man?!
Anyone else I form an extra three?!
Okay, well, honestly, I win the round and I lose, I lose the gold, but it's fine. It's actually fine.
Okay, it's fine.
I can go Pilfer. I mean, there's no way I go forge. I already have three items.
I go Slam and just for EXP.
I mean, or I can go Pilfer.
I go for two.
It's hard to kill for this shit is ass.
I'm back.
I am full back, by the way.
I'm actually full back.
I mean if I didn't hit this, am I not just full ape?
But now I am like...
Wasn't I just 8-1 millisecond ago, and now I'm full back?
Let me read this.
I think 13-0 now, then 7-0 at the start of every stage.
20 gold and I like true gigabits all over the place.
Now this is games that guarantee first.
I think even the, like, I genuinely don't think you can even throw this spot.
I think that's too casually to fuck you.
You actually can't throw this spot.
It was 8 average, now it's 7.67.
It was probably like a 4.5 average.
And now it's like a fucking straight 2.
22 here and then after this round, let's say I can get 3, then I'm at 25, then after this
round I'm at 28, then after this round I'm at 31.
Oh wait, oh wait.
And the worst case, okay, so I just need to feed one 4 cost one time.
4 costs one time. I'm level 5. 9 hours streaming only 2 top 1s, that's pretty good.
I mean, at least it's a foreclose with a cloak.
I'd see the worst name.
I am still level 5.
What the fuck?
Alright, 27?
27?
30?
33?
How are you climbing with nearly negative ADP?
I get this question a lot actually.
The reason you can climb with negative ADP is because the moment you see your 10 LP,
you just send the swiftest fucking 8th known to man.
Because it doesn't matter.
You can't get demoted.
It just doesn't matter.
I'm currently still level 5.
I kinda need to hold this, but I don't want to lose Eton.
I'm holding this at 3 cost.
And the worst case I can just sell money, I'm a nice, I'm a nice, I'm a nice, I'm a nice.
Okay and then now I lose 1 gold, because I don't really want to sell my Leona 2,
I'll just pretty well lose one release this time I'm pretty lovely I am fucking
broke I'm fucking broke I can't okay this fucker cells casting a few
I'm pretty sure I'm going to win every single round with just Cassio 2, but Radiant and
Archangel's stats are fucking insane.
Also, isn't this just a 4-2?
Actually I don't even level up to 7 next turn.
And I just saved 9 gold.
He's right.
What's the idea I'm in your third arm and just it's just some I don't know something
I mean, I'll know when I see it.
I'm kind of down the stack once.
61 is like really healthy for expedition.
I mean, I don't really want to go deep law.
I got an ash in the something.
I'm just gonna pre-level, okay I can go, and I really don't like, I don't like, I don't
And I really don't like, I really don't like D-Claw on a fucking, what's it called?
Okay, I have BF Cloak, I'll get Anti-Oventually.
I'm pretty sure Radiant Archangel is just like Legitopee.
The stats, usually like Radiant items, I feel like the stats are not that good.
But it's negative 0.6.
Isn't that crazy?
I won staying level 6.
GG.
I'm gonna roll pretty deep cuz I kind of want to do the detail like 40 until I find like a really or something
Or defender
I mean group hope when I'm playing basky on the glass game is pretty good, but I'm only buffing one unit
I'm not even group log
Hey
Am I going for a man is three
There shouldn't do
Okay, well I'm a Lillia, but I have six fucking Rammus.
Is that good?
Okay, I'm going for some Barricade.
My Augment box is one unit.
Is this allowed?
I mean, I guess if they bossed one mean it basically bossed my front line
It doesn't send it on my ass. I just find whatever
Alright, well, can I find the Lillia, please?
If I don't find the Lillia, I'm gonna roll to 20.
How much damage is Draven doing?
Alright I'm done rolling.
How come I have three Cassiopeia?
I have three Cassiopeia and I am buffing one unit
with glass cannon.
Oh my god.
How many casters are on zero?
A lead, zero, legit zero, man.
I can't.
Oh my god.
Oh god.
When this is turned into a first, I don't know, man.
I mean, I found zero Lilia.
I would win every single one of these rounds
if I had one Lilia.
So I, and then I fortuited and I got a win
because I won 4-1 anyway.
I see zero fucking Lilia.
Zero Lilia.
So I'm just sitting here playing forward defender.
Oh my God.
I cannot.
Is the belt gone?
We'll be a long time before you sleep good luck though I go sleep good night bro I'm
not playing till fucking masters man this is I cannot man
I
Really I eat gold there all the lilies are out of the pool. No
Hello
What the fuck? When other people play this comp, they have Lillia on 5.
I don't... you know, if I have 1 Villia, I would win every single one of these rounds.
Legit every single one of these rounds.
And I'd be at 60 HP, just AFK and then Sorrel Infra-Cast 3.
I don't have one!
I've been rolling until Charm, please.
Yay.
And then I'm gonna fight someone that's actually strong.
And I'm just gonna lose anyway.
Okay, this has not strong, he's already 2, or already 1, and there's no way he can kill
my fucker.
I have 6th defender frontline with a reading art gumbly, shit is 100-0 man, legit 100-0.
The difference between 4 and 6th defender, just look at this shit, just look at this
shit.
Why does it look like I lost?
How is my already dead?
Or my Cassiopeia?
How do I have three Cassiopeias?
There is not a single Casio Pia gone.
Legit not one.
Hello?
I started the game with two Casio Pias on 2-1.
I had two Casio on 2-1.
I missed anti-heal.
What a fucking surprise man, who could have guessed?
Who could have guessed?
If I hit Casio 3, I win for sure, man.
Hello.
Hello?
I'm not dead right?
I have more gold, let's see what I get. I want to pay it. I should have just rolled in between the button rolls man.
I'm alive, but I could have won this round.
I'm stupid.
Oh, it doesn't matter, GG, this game's over.
It rolled automatically, man.
I mean, I could have cycled, I mean, I was tried to cycle in, but I should have cycled
in starting fucking first round.
But then I was worried that I was going to get three rolls without gold remaining,
but I could have just rolled into three.
I won for sure, this game's over, man.
It's a fucking lock.
I don't even know why I've rolled because now I have to fucking roll for charm.
Tear cloak, EF chain.
Okay, I mean it's not much better, but it's better than nothing.
All right.
J.
This game is a fucking wrap. This game is a fucking wrap.
Oh, if I go anti, I could go tear, no belt, but I go tear, it doesn't really matter though.
I'm gonna stun firekeep.
No.
Fuck you man.
Oh, good.
Isn't this even actually tanky, though?
I'm gonna level up for Soraka for another four of Fatalis.
I don't know how to do this.
A Looney too?
Lighting Jewel Morgana against Defenders?
No?
Like this guy is not strong by the way, he just has a Loom 2 on 8.
I feel he's legit not strong.
What's about Defender MRA? 114? That is not good for me.
94?
I am dead as fuck. My units have no...
Oh nice, I still won. Oh wait, did I?
Oh, okay, I still win. Holy shit.
I mean, it's Charmed Death, buddy.
Okay, this one is fucking trash.
I dodge, and I should have just rolled for a better one then.
This is also trash.
I mean it's better than that one.
Dodging for 6 seconds is the equivalent of a fucking 10 damage.
Do I even have the damage to beat this guy?
Because he has ascension on backlight.
Wait, I'm pretty sure I'm going to mark this dude.
Look for a blade and this.
I am dead as fuck.
It ascended.
He hit?
of
I had two Cassiopeia on two one.
And I ended my roll down with 3 Casio Pia total.
What the fuck?
On average there, and then the Casio Pia doesn't even matter by the way.
If you don't hit Cassiopeia, surely it means you hit Lillia.
Yes?
If I hit one Lillia, I would have won.
I would have saved 30 HP on stage.
Oh, no, I need to go find Emmy.
I'm gonna go play with Emmy.
This shit is pissing me off, man.
Hey.
She was upstairs on the stairs just staring at the front door waiting for Sarah to come
Come back.
Veg.
You can see her?
Sometimes like, no, she doesn't eat her medicine unless you cook her like straight up like
She won't even eat like frisket, she won't even eat chicken sometimes, she won't eat salmon.
She legit has to...
Oh my god, I'm fucking diamond 4 still man.
I'm gonna call now with the cheer.
I'm tired, man.
Can I get one fucking game of Fatala Simplum so I can play Vero Vagar?
Wait.
Horn game?
Bro, I have fucking clothes here man
I'm just gonna hold this, I don't even know why I'm holding a sword right now.
Oh, I think I know how. Why? I mean, I can just pet doors with my items and just play
Kale. Kale game? I think this guy is Kale, man. Oh, my, you motherfucker.
They're diced and coins are luckier, it is re-roll.
Uh oh, okay.
Bro, my orb in this spot is not even bad, man.
But I mean, there's no way.
This guy is playing for sure and then I have to hit everything.
I don't get it.
Okay, am I just hard-forcing Master Yi?
It is Rero's sub.
Actually, wait, why don't I just play...
This guy has a Master E over here.
But I'm pretty...
I mean, I can also...
Maybe I can go Oran 3 and just cash out...
Oran 3 and then I cash out into Cassiopeia.
And then I have double Oran items.
But I...
How many Oran do I have?
Four?
That's it?
What do you do I have?
I have five.
What the fuck am I, I'm one of them, I'm one of our, I'm two of them, let me see.
I mean he's a pro, I look at him.
What do you think this guy's playing?
But I will go orn three.
Yes?
I mean I just play Cassiopeia and I just play double ward in GG.
The Ziya 3 doesn't do anything!
The Ziya 3 does not do anything!
What the fuck does the Ziya 3 do?
Look, you need 5 3 stars and you can't just contest it.
Why don't I just go Oran 3, cash out the latent forge?
Oran 3, cash out latent forge and I just play Cassiopeia.
I don't get it.
three and I just cash out the Casio Pia and I just cash out the Casio Pia.
Oh, oh.
Is that still here? Oh, oh. It's in the hallway.
Okay, nice.
If you don't have an artifact, okay, I mean I'm pretty sure every single iteration of
Kassu Pia needs Gumblade. That's like non-negotiable. What do you think is Kassu Pia's best or items?
Okay, it says it's Blighting, then Light Shield Crest, wait it says
Talisman's Ascension on Thrill6 is good.
Can I even do anything with this Thrill6?
There's no Rod.
What can you even do with spat in this column?
Why the fuck did I just take it?
There's no Rod.
There's no Rod anyway.
The only component I want.
All right, am I just pivoting then?
I mean, I'm pretty sure I have to.
I mean, I'm certain I have to.
I'll just let this run out and see what happens.
I guess, I mean, I don't have to, but like...
Spellweaver plus 1, 4 Spellweaver.
4 Defender, 4 Invoker.
I mean the problem in Voker cast is you have to play you have to play 6 defender for it
to be like actually good.
I mean you could roll on 7 go 4 defender but I have Orm paired.
I'm gonna have to pass two if I want it.
I played an Orn 2 on my board.
I have an Orn 2 on my board.
Let me just run out of... Okay.
Alright, can I pivot?
I can go like QSS.
Is there a G player?
I mean, I'm pretty sure someone had G and then he just got a pan.
So he's probably playing...
Am I just G?
I don't get it.
Why the fuck did I- I mean it's not even my fault, there were zero rods and I need like seven rods!
You better bring it.
Hello.
I don't think there's a yee player.
Okay, there's no yee player.
Alright, I'm yee.
I don't have a belt, but I have QSS.
I'm looking at these items I know for sure I'm not playing oh man I have
I mean it actually has to be look at my items
Also, if you have brawler plus one, what do you drop to play four brawler?
Does anyone know?
I don't get it.
I think it's no Yorick until late.
I don't like any of these.
I don't even like healing orbs.
I don't care I'm rolling.
I mean I guess I'm playing brawler plus one.
Okay.
Why am I so bored?
On a six loss.
How is this even possible?
What is your Q?
Blossom?
Wait, you don't play Blossom?
What is your Q? Blossom? Wait, you don't play Blossom?
Which unit can I even drop in here?
Oh, if I go double fly, how do I hit my board, man? How? How?
You just level to 8 for- no, there's no way!
How much- how much stat does Blossom 3 Blossom give?
12%?
AD and AP plus Chuggernaut?
But if Summoner...
It's not even Summoner.
No man, like, no way, you just don't play fucking Dory, you're right!
What a beautiful dream, it's live.
Alright.
12 AD and AP, are we serious? I mean, the Blossom things are like, sure, I guess.
Alright, and then I just level for Yorick or Blossom, I mean no with them, I don't
want to level for like any unit.
Alright.
So why am I hard forcing Yi again?
I mean, I, I, no, no, I was gonna, wait, my cast, okay, can you guys confirm that
My casios fault was good until that carousel just gave zero rods
Like my casios was actually crazy
And then it just gave you a rods and then and then now it's just complete shit. I
Don't get it. I mean I'm gonna for one only
It doesn't really matter no matter why I'm for two or for one
I am a woman so possessed.
Okay. If I... If I miss... Should I just wait to? And then if I miss I just enter in.
They called me jolly.
Oh!
Because that way I don't get bogals mail and I don't get...
Okay, what's the most OP one?
Hold on, give me one sec.
I'm invited, I just went out.
Yes, Master E.
3 star, 3 items, items, 1, look brawler, first one, it says it's Hellfire hatchet, no shit.
Okay, it's Hellfire hatchet, wit's end, RFC, Titanic Hydra, Flicker Blade.
All right, just wait.
All right, here it comes!
Let's say I have Hellfire Hatchet, it says the bis is GA?
No.
Ginsu?
Okay, Ginsu or GA.
If I have which end the bis is Ginsu?
If I have RFC, the vices, ginsu.
If I have Titanic Hydra, the vices, tinsu.
Alright, well, here it goes!
Why do I have zero copies of Master Yi?
I have one copy of Master Yi.
I just, it just made me a fucking...
And I don't have Gensu.
I just don't play Yorick and I just play some idiot.
How how okay you do I don't have a set I mean I hit RSE that's pretty good
I don't know what I'm getting to I'll just send GS for now cuz I can just put it to backline
And I need to save this bow I mean I guess it's fine
Okay, so how come I have one Master Yi?
I
Starts with this really good
Pug one I mean I can't even roll
Am I just going to double IE no
I mean I guess it doesn't literally shop at all three costs, I mean I just don't play
what's it called.
Should I go buy three?
I'm gonna have to go buy Warfrog 3
Okay, also do I actually have to go Gensu? Because shouldn't I just go like
I mean I can't there's no way I mean I need to go front my back
Why the fuck why would you ever go Gensu here?
RFC GS
plus one
And then now I just go step by step on Garisol and if I get a Gensu eventually I get a Gensu
It is what it is
But I lose a single one of these rounds on me
enemy
I mean there's no way I'm playing I'm going for body three because I can't even
play York until 9.
And honestly I mean Alcer2 is not even bad. I'm gonna hit middle E2.
This is V-roll sub by the way.
I lost with all my items left again.
I get that I'm hard-forcing, but even with me hard-forcing, aren't these roll-downs
like actually ridiculous aren't they actually ridiculous there's no chain
what the fuck oh my
What? Oh no. Wasion with the raid. I'm going another 8. Hello?
I mean I can go AD this.
I don't get it, I mean if I die I die, it is what it is man.
Primal emblem.
RE2.
Morgana 2, set 2.
I just want you guys to know it's fucking Reroll sub.
It is reroll sub and I have 4 masteries total.
What the fuck is this?
Like listen guys, I understand.
I'm hard forcing for no reason.
I get it.
I fucking get it.
But isn't it a little unreasonable?
My cast spot is good.
And then zero rod.
And then I send my items so I can finish my third tank item on the thing.
And then there's no chain either. No rod into no chain. It's reroll sub and I have four yeas
No, I get that I'm hard-forcing but that doesn't change the fact that these it's fucking egregious. What the fuck?
All right, well
You guys probably watch Legion for good gameplay
Just watch
When I locked the fucking it's just GG. It's just GG
Like did anyone even fucking think for a second I was going to talk for a single game
When I'm at when I when I get promoted to diamond for bro, you can't get demoted from the tier and it's not like
MMR exists
It just does not matter, but it does not exist.
does exist or no?
Alright, I mean I'm gonna start actually playing the game now, alright.
I'm gonna actually start playing the game now, and you're just gonna see the most uncontested
top 4 of all time.
I will be putting the Morgana already in the bag, I will be putting the Malfight in
the bag, I'll be putting the fucking spreading roots in the bag, instead of just sitting
You're hard forcing on 2-1 for no reason.
The Cassiopeia was not a force.
My spot was actually good for it.
Except the problem is, the first carousel is zero rod and I need two rods so I don't want to play it anymore.
I mean, I went for a fucking pan. I don't really know why I went pan.
I mean, it's actually fine. I take pan and I just pivot into executioners.
But then I won't be able to flick a reload, shit.
Very carefully.
I want to play some Kale man.
lower LP than I'm a cutie pie and touch it please side out or I'm playing more
Oh, I don't know what's wrong with you.
You could only be in the trees.
What is that?
Am I actually lower than I'm a cutie pie?
You're not the sun of the sky.
Really?
What's his LP?
What?
I
Buy warrens surely I can find orange brief all right, I'll be holding this
my elo is so low that this guy is just sitting on my board because it's his
first time playing with me Jesus Christ
I mean if I actually care about winning I just go patient study here.
Do I care about winning?
Yeah I do care about winning.
Fuck you guys.
Wait what?
Where did I get?
I mean, surely I can find another copy, I mean I don't even know why I'm holding Baris
too.
I mean I have patient study and I can just play the game.
Oh, thanks buddy, I know this.
And I think I will be putting the R-E in the bag.
Nothing wrong with that.
Gun to your head, name one player in your game.
Buy Chuck.
Lie one name.
Lee, Lee, Mackles, Pinky, C?
I mean, I can't.
I don't recognize a single fucking name though.
Holy shit.
All right, well.
Spreading roots.
Says Warpath with God over.
I don't get it is this just another bot 4 then I hope not
Five plus two plus one I'm at 29 gold great man
I will be putting the Ari in the bag but I feel like full open into Ari is not even
good.
Oh wait no I'm...
I can't do that I mean my spot is actually insane
that guy gave me true swungold and that one gold is like worth like three gold he basically
He didn't spend me 3 gold.
I'm going to win out I am going to win out just wait
What's the plan I mean just make some ink on it's fine
I mean tier is uh I only need one tier though not even first big the three
guys rod is gone though okay I'm out of the tears I I mean I'm just I just chill
Until camera out of focus my camera
What is wrong with this garbage ass camera
I don't get it
without a single item slant. Oh, you showed you, never mind. But didn't this guy already
win the game? I don't get it. What the fuck? Oh my...
Hmm.
I mean, it's time to have a thing.
Ah.
Comparison is a thief of joy.
What does that even mean?
World's finals lobby to D4 final lobby the falloff is crazy replies
That's what happens when you play a set that makes you actually use brain
I can just put the already in the bag like I don't get it
of
Can this even beat this?
I mean I'm pretty sure this guy is really fucking weak.
to the game are you supposed to be put the units on the board bro you're not new to the
fucking game small dick rich bro I'm not fucking stupid man all right
right here BF Rod belt clothes
I mean, it's probably just Gargoyle, Shogun, Morello, and then I just play the game from
there.
Well, let me stack one because I might get spreading roots.
Like, I mean, the out here is if I hit spreading roots I'm instantly back.
But not really though because I'm pretty sure this guy already won the game.
He's Warpath, his board is actually good.
620 the warpath is bored is fucking crazy and then I can't
hello
I mean items are just OP as fuck, okay well now I'm just pitting to AD, that's a lock.
Watch closely.
Why am I pumping this round?
All right, I'm gonna hit him with the special.
The Sivir- No, my spawn is actually good.
I mean, I'm just like, aphelios, like, aphelios plus something.
You won't.
I can also play Sivir with Shogen BV.
But I can also play like...
This is actually a good loss.
But my spawn is actually good.
No, my spawn is actually good.
No cap!
Like I actually have some direction now.
I can play like Sivir, I mean I just have to roll for any frontline in GV, I'm back.
and I'm rich as fuck
nothing can hold me back
I curl a more on on this idiot but my board on 41 is going to be legit and it's just
Fuckin' wait, buddy.
Just wait.
Spreading roots. Fuck you.
And as long as I don't troll...
I mean, this is another good loss.
Wait.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's another good loss.
I'm probably still gonna be three lives.
If I play Sivir, I probably need to hold a Vi.
If I play Aphelios, I probably need to hold...
I can play like Zyra or Yorick.
Mama Beak.
I probably won't play Yorick, but I can play Mama Beak for sure.
Alright, I'm just gonna make it look like I want...
The Zyra? The Zyra's just not on my side you motherfuckers!
It's just not on my side! Like there was a Zyra with a belt!
I can just play Zyra with fuckin' Mamma Beak, and then play Aphelios,
and then I just have Shogun Morillo Zyra, but it's just not on my side! Like what the fuck?
Oh my god, I could have had a fuckin' Zyra, man.
Why did he even go belt?
What the fuck?
W-
Silver?
I know what lurks in the shadows.
Is there a hunter?
I didn't hold the fucking Decaylin I got punished.
We're not holding the Decaylin.
Is there a defender?
Is there an Ezreal?
Is there a- is there anything?
Is there anything to hold?
I mean, no matter what, I'm 4-2, but, like, I mean, I was also showing a dvd to for sure.
That's real...
Oh, wait, this is... Wait, no, this is Defender Flows.
I mean, this is another good loss.
This is another good loss, yes?
Just wait, bud.
Why don't I just play three fucking whatever it's called?
But have I played Vi Zyra?
Just wait.
I mean at least he lost his...
I'm gonna lowkey this might be too strong I'm gonna win but that's okay I
mean I should probably also hold like Mama be Zyra I'm actually one copy of
Mama be which I already have and then I might as well hold Diana which I
already am holding
I'm fucking dead wherever the fuck that is great of course I fight the war
pack guy before I send it to 0 and then I just fight and then now he just gets a
free fucking 3 million HP rage bait a rage bait and then if I'm playing I might
as well play like Morgana Cogmaw as well I mean it doesn't matter I'm average
just fuck. I won. I mean that's actually fine because I mean it's like it's like
whatever. Oh yeah I should, well I'm only 33 but that's actually fine. I'm 3 lives
and then this guy doesn't get a warpath off of me. So fuck you man. All right
that's pretty good.
Alright, I'm pre-leveled, I mean also I need to make sure I hold like a momos, like a filios,
I probably won't hold Ezreal, probably won't hold Malfi, I can hold Zed, but I'm gonna
Okay, I mean this board is good enough.
I have a Vanguard, yes.
How do I get a Phelous in?
I have the Drawing.
Alright.
I'm important to get a 4-1 Thanos for no cap
I'm probably gonna roll until oh man, give me a vibe
All right, I'm just gonna roll until
Until what
One of silver to our failures to itemize it and I just trying to nine on five one in G
I'm gonna get 3-4 guys and we're gonna have to roll then.
Okay, I gotta feel you this too, is that good?
I mean, I'm pretty sure I don't have to roll a single time.
Do I have a charm?
I don't have a roll on for a charm.
Okay.
Okay, I have a guy.
I was probably supposed to roll, but I think I got away with it.
I just realized, I don't even have anti- I don't even have rapid fire rate.
This is the saddest affilius I have ever seen.
They did the same damage as my Sivir with a fucking...
I mean this is like fake damage though, high key.
What the fuck, I just natural-ed everything.
Do I have execution on him?
I mean I have execution on a gear.
If I want to drop Naur Alistar.
And then Shoujin, last whisper to D.B.
But I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I don't have, I mean Shoujin, D.B.
Last whisper, morellow D.B.
Alright, this looks actually good.
I'm pretty sure my board is no longer complete shit.
And what the fuck is 3-0 gonna do?
Alright, nice.
I don't bet.
But I probably do want to pivot into Alistar, whatever it's called.
But I'm pretty sure I'm playing...
And I have T-R, Lasso's from Rolo.
Gnar...
I mean, there's this.
I mean, I have to go for an item while I'm screwed.
I mean no matter what I'm gonna go nine and play like play some better units
What is this? Invoker?
I mean, isn't it just that Philly was gone for a Looney?
I sold my- why did I- why did I not play Soraka over his ear?
What?
Alright, if I win this next round, it's actual GG.
You ever think about what you're doing, or you just click randomly units for fun?
I mean if I have Ezreal with Shogun VVDV, but I don't know understand how I'm supposed to
play I mean I do I just drop drop drop Alistar NAR Alistar NAR Alune Kennen
what about what don't I just level for Kennen I just don't play Alistar NAR
I'm pretty sure I'm not playing this at least like I can just play Kennen 2
A loon over this.
Ash 2.
What?
What in the fucking scam is this?
How?
This is his first round.
It just- it just fucking just jumped-
He's one turn away from catching up with Warpath.
I mean I can also play like Hecarim plus 48 to level, it's 44 next turn.
I mean one cat in my board is actually good.
Also I can just not play fucking Diana, whatever it's called.
Like this Ophelios Diana is also useless.
He picks Predator.
Cannon.
And then I'm Ash paired, and Moomoo paired, and I'm never playing this.
Philly was paired.
Okay, also wasn't it supposed to be...
Well-filled.
Also, shouldn't I have built one last whisper over here?
I just gotta send it on.
How much crit does he...
He has 40 crit.
That's 40 crates.
I... there's too many utility shooters.
What do I play over this?
Another fucking what's it called?
Okay, well now I'm sitting on fucking- I'll just be double-climbed.
I can tell you the movement's not doing shit.
But also I'm pretty sure I was supposed to swap this.
I was supposed to swap last whisperer.
I was supposed to swap- I was supposed to have one TV on here and then one last
right here and I just do a dual carry these two and my board's actually good.
Bro I got fucking scanned by the wrap. I should be 30 HP with like three lives.
I don't get it.
Reforecast.
Faye.
I don't even think I was supposed to buy this.
This is too hard.
I mean, it's not even too hard.
It's just...
Oops.
I
Rather have a combat charm
Whenever others have a combat charm, yes
I'm fighting heroic power
What the fuck this no this I
I just got scammed again! What the fuck is this? Heroic Power Rammus 3, Biddle 3? That's his only 3!
What is this fucking...
This charm is so fucking stupid it is it is fucking ridiculous man it's actually
ridiculous why how are you even allowed it's just the biggest scam you just had
you have three giga units oh nice man congrats you sack the or you sack the
a fucking shed. What? My board is actually insane. Lunar.
are. I mean if I find one of, if I find cannon two it's an instant GE. No cap. I find cannon
it's instant GD.
This has Malvae 2, Zyra 2, Soraka 2.
He got fished.
It's the world's biggest scam, man.
I cannot.
I have to fucking...
I have to do this?
I mean that's fine.
Fuck the ash.
Fuck the ash 15% amper by two carries. I mean that's for
Okay, I mean his main thing is an orb surely I can kill a main tank or
Okay, holy shit, I'm gonna beat the world power.
Okay, what the fuck?
No, this, no, no, no, this, that charm is, you know, they actually did a good job balancing
the charms.
Like, but that charm is actually fucking ridiculous.
I don't, I don't understand how you, it's five gold for an instant win.
I cannot! I cannot either man! You lost the fucking G2! Again! What a fucking surprise
buddy! And you still have the audacity to fucking show your face over here! I cannot!
I cannot. I cannot as well, man.
I cannot.
I mean, I could have just go Guardbreaker over here.
I'm pretty sure I should just carry this.
I mean, ideally I moved the last one over here and I moved Guardbreaker over here.
But I've originally seen it's actually good
Oh, I already have a bug here, but I mean, is there even an item better than a bug later?
That's pretty good, I'm 60
My board is actually good man. My board is actually good. It's just straight up the biggest
people fucking scam. I got wrapped into heroic power. I could be like three lives with like
with infinite more gold, but now I'm just broke.
I can't do so, dude. Bro, your board is actually good. I'm aware, man!
Oh, I'm aware, buddy!
I mean, this shit is fucking broken as well. I can't.
I don't have a single two-star.
How is he winning and still complaining because I almost got fucking people scammed?
There's really a team now as well.
This guy is so fucking strong man.
Is this the one where you cash out AP?
3? I mean I'm pretty sure I just scanned him with Charm. There's no fucking way I'm stronger
than this guy. If this is what the fight looks like with the Charm that I got, I am fucked.
Also, I don't even know why I- 10% slow-introduce your shield with 20%!
Is that good?
Oh yeah, let me swap these.
Sorry!
And yeah, fuck it, random swap. I don't even know why I'm still positional with this.
I think he got what I had.
Ahahaha! GG! Oh no, GG! Just when I was talking about fucking the balance of the fucking charms.
Nooooooo!
As soon I was just talking about the balance of the drums, I was just talking about it.
33 for a second. I think my MMR is actually fucked.
Oh man, you were positive?
Sajj.
Holy shit, negative 28th, I mean I don't want to be disrespectful so I'm not going to say
anything, sorry.
I just wanted to, I was just hoping that koala was negative, Sajj.
You're basically negative.
You fucking lost, man.
His wrist got injured, didn't ask bud.
Wait, let me show you.
Wait, let me see how I find it.
It's my best clip from four years ago.
Where is it?
I don't know where it is.
Alright, I can't find it.
I tried.
Wait.
I can't find it.
decent clip and foot I don't know I don't know how to find it I can't find
Never mind, I'm too lazy. Don't get it.
Two ESP cheaper levels.
Yee Krug. Oh nice, I get dropped Yee Krug when it's cheaper levels.
PogChamp, man.
While I'm sitting there re-rolling for Yi and Grug, they're just loading with Two-Star
Not everything.
PogChain.
Look at all these lazy trees.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm tired
May I go to sleep
three
love. So, both love chain-cloak vs. war.
Patient study again. Amen. Oh, amen. And begin.
I mean here I actually have the units to support my backline.
like isn't simmer actually cool I feel like I feel like simmer is the coolest unit in
the game. No. That's wrong, it's just an execute, unless you find it really early. If you find
really early. You can farm component. But I feel like, I feel like Silver is so flexible.
That's what makes her cool. Like it doesn't, like your dual carries don't actually matter.
You just fucking play some like the only thing that matters is by juggernaut server. That's it
Who dares?
Can I play ravager?
I mean it is paired, but I don't really want to lose the e-coms
I probably want to hold hunters because this unit these units are ass
And I'll just sell
I mean I think if you're playing Sivir, your final board, like it's just, I mean last game
I played like Kennen plus Executioner duo because I had Ezreal items, but it was like,
I think I played Vi Sivir, Vi Sivir a Mumu Kennen, Vi Sivir a Mumu Kennen, Vi Sivir
a mumu, ken and ash. Plus four. But you can also play like, let's say you you find maokai
and you don't find ken and you can play like maokai plus maokai, no ken and then just like
play like alune, diana, karrick, like ari. It's just like whatever your duo here it
I feel like Sivir just holds all the fucking garbage really well.
If you lose and kill one, I have to lose though, and then I have to kill one.
I mean I lose to everyone, except for this guy.
I swear.
This game pranks me.
Do not fucking prank me.
Not this guy, please.
I don't think this counts, so I have to kill this.
Here's a gunblade.
I don't think I have enough damage to kill this.
Because this stupid ass game, him sacrificing this unit just doesn't count.
He's spreading roots.
Oh my fucking god.
I mean it doesn't count man.
Oh my, myness of art.
Oh my god.
Mouthlight on 4, he got the fucking charm that gives you a random...
What?
I mean I can go I can go hunter plus one I mean I can't I can't reroll all the
stats are gone instantly and look what I'm left with I'm looking at the dog
She
It's always shogun
Shogun last with the server is fucking broken but
Horn, Rek'Sai, Gargoyle, Shogun, Last Whisperer,
What's this?
An abeasion of 3s?
Oh, that does not sound very balanced.
Okay, 1.
Let's give it my last round and then I'm actually back.
Can I go to sleep?
A random 2-star 2 cost champion, please.
something that can use shogunasus or please
oh that's actually fine
incredibly expensive
I don't want to make 30 this round
this can also use shogunasus or so I don't want to sell that but I have to hold this
I'm not having any fun
I have to sell my Cinderling, but I just have to pray I find this guy has a fucking Bramble
back.
I should have sold my Kabukko, I should have sold my Kabukko, I can just play some dog.
as a fucking brambleback and then when I play rift rift re-roll and I say that
it's unreasonable that I ended the game without brambleback too and this guy
just loads up first shot brambleback like it's just
I need a shorter lashes or older
Okay, now I just need, now I just need an Elderwood.
Missed Unara too.
Love Chain.
B.S.Word.
Mean 10 EXP for 7 gold for minus 1.
Is there an Elderwood?
Is there an Adapter?
I have a fucking whatever this isn't on my board.
What are you playing from just I like I'm just flexing I mean it's different for sure
this game because I shouldn't have lost this right.
Uh, I can also play like a Phelous Loon.
I'm now just playing the board for mid-game.
I also have two front-line Shogun Losses or IE on a backline.
I mean, the board's pretty good.
Is Gintsu server ass?
Uh, I mean, I think Gintsu's is a really bad item.
The problem with Gintsu is you legit need flat AD.
So you need like both Rod, then you need like DFBF,
and then you also need both Love.
And then you're killing one both for Gintsu,
and then you need like, like, you need Gintsu Kraken or Gintsu DV.
and then also like with that set we also need last whisper which is just like
infinite of the same fucking component. Is that good? Nope.
Verticality vertical fucking elder but like that idiot said.
Yeah.
Keep all play around chain open slot
How is there no elderwood, but I can't roll I'm only on a one-way
I don't even know this is even stronger though, but then I have to sell my I mean it's not I didn't do anything
I don't want to I can't sell my the block if I lose
The Blanc-less...oh I should definitely hold though.
Alright it's better for sure actually.
These are pretty bad but it's not a common thing, adapter.
All two-star two-cost champions.
Six gold for this shit?
Are we serious?
I'm not in the mood.
Hell no.
20 to level.
Me or Ravager.
It's technically only one gold you can sell, no, it re-rolls the shop and then you have
to buy the fucking... you have to buy the 2-class, what do you mean it's one gold?
It's six gold to even see the shop, then you have to buy it to... nah, you got me,
again.
Double-bill.
It's just Triple Spat again?
Fawn?
Oh, he slammed?
I don't know.
Fawn?
It's just real Triple Spat in the Triple Spat.
What the fuck?
Ironbunch just got a Malfight with a Fawn when he's playing it.
When he's playing it- Oh my god.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck?
He's got a Fawn with a Gargoyle.
Diver 2, is there an Adapter?
Adapter?
He's got a fawn with a gargoyle.
Dipper 2, is there an adapter?
Posit, surrender, executioner.
Alright. I'm tired, man.
What time is it? It's 1 AM?
Alright!
All right
All right, I have yeah, I have to do the off fuck I have to do the dishes no
No
Bro this called my unit is actually broken. What the fuck is this called my damage? I
I mean isn't this damage actually like really respectable, respectable?
I'm tired man, it's 626 am quite early in the morning, I'm low, I'm tired, I gain a random
component.
This guy is Crug 2 Warmonger's Gargoyle, Gimsu, i.e. Vaughn.
Alright, well I will not be clicking that one.
Alright, I mean I just roll for as much frontline as possible.
I'm pretty sure I'm just losing my streak here, I could've played, oh shit, I could've
played Fiddle Overlight, the last Karma.
This guy has a Malphite as well, Baron's Lair Malphite.
Three item, three item, a PogChamp, a PogChamp.
Wait, is Sprite here?
Wait, is Sprite in Malfight like a known...
I could win this.
If I go, is Sprite in Malfight like a known...
I just lost a component, man.
I won this.
The fuck?
Sprite in Malfight.
I
Was no reason to
This is Defender I could choose a Lulia
Sunfire of a forged chain duo carry some idiot and what I get I mean I can go GS
And I just do here some idiots I just buy some units here
I mean it's the same thing I'm just playing I just make sure I hold viens ever
After 15 seconds game 2, hello 15, holy shit I just gained like
I mean I could have gone 9 because it's less of a speed but like that's not even good
man it's like it's like the world's biggest throw because your final board is always silver here
and your final board is yeah no i'm not stupid 34 cost focus fire
component i don't need a component
afelios xyra arie
magic coming at you every five seconds you're champions okay well i mean i'm done rolling now
And now I just go 9.
I might be stupid.
I'm not even stupid.
I feel like my- like is it actually fine to stop?
Like is my board actually good or acceptable?
Yeah, I would say so.
I mean, I'm not strong enough but it's like who cares I'm 86 HP and I'm patient study
And then I can also flex into this plus a loon at 9 as well if I want GS losses or IE I
Didn't kill a single unit, but I mean I legit have to go like true zero to be stronger or I could just go 9 is over
Legendaries, I mean, he's fucking right, man
I patient study but I don't want to just ditch patient study and then I can just
go on and roll for all of this is not a throw how was this a throw how can this
be a throw look at my spot how can this be a throw I am rich as fuck man I am
rich as fuck how can this be a throw I can also play like the fucking the
the the the the the the the the the the the elder will level 9 board
but I feel like that board is like not actually like I mean they're all like all the boards are okay
can you even go 9? I can go 9 right now if I want to
prelo! I mean look at my spot it's not even greedy man
a prelo!
I mean, it's legitimately not even greedy.
I legit have to fucking roll like a million gold to even keep up at all.
I just need to buy infinite frontline.
Holy shit, I just took...
I don't get it.
i don't get it
the server is gone
i might as well go tg like glove for tg
he's right
i'm pretty sure all the moobos are gone because these players are all playing the same shit
this guy has two cannons on eight as well
I cannot.
Alright.
Am I close to level 9?
Kind of.
Hmmmmm....
Brambleback I'm Agatigi Brambleback this guy's frontline
is a fucking elite
What?
Why does he have a Horizon Focus Morgana?
I beat someone.
No.
What?
What the fuck is this guy playing?
Horizon Focus Morgana for what?
Oh my god.
I mean, I could play Lilia Fiddlesticks if I hit Lilia too, I guess.
Like Lilia, Vice, Sivir.
I mean, then I- I know.
Oh, it's because I didn't run ads.
I mean, I can't, how can I polish the game?
Also, is this spriking fucking Malphite, like, known broken?
What the fuck is this?
I can't kill a single unit.
I can mouthfuck.
I-I-
I'm just gonna level now.
I don't trust myself
Nar Lunar all right, do I play Lunar Lunar Lux?
My friend Lillia no
Rod love lots of Lux
50 gold still.
Baylux.
Infernal Lux.
Loki?
No
What I
Sell zero Terek I saw zero Terek zero
How zero Terek zero Malkai
Zero Terek zero Malkai zero
That's all I'm rolling for that's why I went fast nine
No, I have silver too, I guess. Zero Ash, zero silver, or not zero silver. Zero Malkai, zero Taric.
Like, I-
HOW?
Nar.
I am going fucking 8.
I am going fucking 8th.
Zero Ash? Zero Taric?
How is this even possible, man?
I have Baron's lair! I have Baron's lair!
Zero Ash? Zero Taric? Zero! Zero!
Like, how, man? How?
I wrote more than enough gold!
Did I not roll more than enough gold here?
Multi-Pair.
Oh great, Terra comes in after I'm already dead.
Except not really.
I don't have a single two-star man.
Zero zero I mean I need terror to over this this dog. I
Don't have Ken into I don't have mouth. I do I don't have terror to I went fast nine with zero two-star legendaries
Is that reasonable level nine was zero two-star legendaries
Is this reasonable I
I lost the level 8.
Did I not roll enough gold this game or am I stupid?
Like I didn't roll enough gold this game, are we on crack?
For a...
Yay!
Top 4 league pro, what?
Yay, Kedin 2.
A PogChamp.
What a fucking joke this game is.
It's actually crazy.
What the fuck?
Except now I'm just one life for zero reason.
I can't.
And now my Maokai, instead of actually 60 stacks, I was 9-3 rounds ago with 50 gold!
More, because I rolled, I rolled, and then I still was at 60 man.
Oh my god, and my board is complete dog shit.
Gigi, Robin, how come when I played fucking Rift Scuttle, whatever the fuck, I didn't
I ended the game. I saw like five shops rolled a thousand gold on seven and I ended the game without bramble back to explain
That shit to me
And you just load up level five your first shot. Oh, here you go bramble back
bro and nah
nah
I don't get it.
I have zero ash.
One Maokai, zero Taric.
Lead of Legends Schedule Who's playing tonight?
Is there a game tonight?
I don't see K's schedule.
Oh, it's KT versus DK.
I mean, I'm just saying this is a 3-0.
Effort is too shit.
Like it's just a 3-0.
This Effort guy is, like, oh my god.
Also, I mean, Jiwu isn't better, but like, I mean, effort is not gonna enough hate.
Jiwu is not the problem.
Listen, if you have effort as your support, then you sub in Palu, and then you rotate from aiming to Fenrir to Jiwu, and all three ADs are shit.
Surely, at some point, it's not just the 80 that shit.
Yes, effort is under-hated.
He is legit ass.
He is actually ass.
I'm not saying Ji Wu is good or amazing.
Well, like people are dogging on Jiwu, but like, bro, no, this Effort guy, I think you, bro, you subbed me in for Effort, I'm not even kidding, we actually have a chance to win the series. Low key.
But I know for sure if you load up with fucking Effort, it's just a zero, but he's getting gapped by, by everyone.
In Challengers as well, bro, I've seen this all the time, bro, Effort is, is suck.
You were dug around on faker last night and look what happened. They won. I
I was on I was on fear X 1.5
it covered
They they
Bfx brought t1 to gain five as one to eight unders
That's a win
When you're eight to one overs and you you have to sweat a game five
That's a win for T1 or fucking trash
No, this is the bro low like this this is the worlds that they don't even make worlds
No gap give me DK against T1
That shit is a 3-1 or a 3-0 like a nonarronarron this is no look no dare
No DK this season is legit demonic no cat
He one can make worlds without winning another series
Wait, are they already locked worlds?
They just need HLE to win.
To win what?
Hey, what?
I don't get it.
Like, win the entire thing, or?
I don't get it.
Like with the entire thing or...
I don't even know what I'm holding. I just fell asleep. What's going on?
Expedition because it's fun. Bro, this Expedition augment...
I mean, it's kind of fun though.
all right well if I don't get an econ augment on me again
rod cloak BS word what do you think is the best radio item in the game I mean
It's probably something for the real comm.
Items?
Radiant?
It says it's radiant, even shall radiant adaptive? Who's the best radiant adaptive holder?
I mean, it's probably paired with something, honestly.
There's a Warwick too, with the flunk.
What's the best radiant item in the game?
I have BF Cloak Rod.
Uh, BF Cloak Rod.
And I can't even open
Adaptive art that's it isn't it is radiant art ass you know, I mean the problem like it's I'm just gonna die
I don't really know. I don't know what to play.
If you win the next player combat, gain 2 gold.
Well that's crazy because I don't think I'll be winning.
Uhhh...
I'm tired man.
I'm celebrating my 6 year mod anniversaries.
Happy 6 year soji at K3 Soju!
Didn't damn some has been a moderator for 6 years exclamation mark.
Bug Champ man! Bug Champ!
Happy six years of free labor. Yeah, I heard that other streamers actually pay their fucking mods. That is actually crazy
Reconst here
Wait we're not getting paid bro on my fucking life you're not getting a pain
In your life time either
Bro like for these mods don't do anything man. This chat is just all rage bait
Alright, does anyone know what I'm playing?
I mean, I could play Radiant Arcane Joe Cassiopeia, I mean, I actually could.
I think this guy might be playing Cassiopeia.
He's rolling three costs.
Oh yeah, he is.
I mean, I'll just see my items.
If I do play R.E., items, radiant?
Why is radiant adaptive so OP on R.E.?
I don't get it.
Is it because it's paired with something?
These stats are absurd.
It's paired with Radiant Adaptive...
Radiant Adaptive... Executioner...
Is this like a catch-out or something?
Game 2 EXP...
It's bringing an adaptive of a cash out.
Like how why the fuck are the stats so absurd?
I don't get it.
Is he throwing no
Hello?
My marcov is dead instantly.
I mean I don't think I've seen anyone die to these neutrals.
I don't even know if it's possible to even die for this shit.
Is it actually possible?
This shit is fucking terrible.
Okay, well I don't know if I want to play Auri anymore.
I have like, I have Gensu, is Gensu good on Aphelios or not?
Aphelios.
It says his best is Rating and GS.
Is that a cash out?
Reading Kraken is also good, but the stats say it's reading GS for sure.
Bosses with Kraken GS?
Maybe it's just OP.
21 gold
Oh, I don't know if you got the 4-1 in I mean it's perfect around 4-1
I mean this game is a realistic for me to hit radiant
Why did I close the tab? I was looking at the sets here man.
Oh the Cessarinian IE are also real. Why are the Cessarinian IE good?
I'm... I'm confused.
This guy is washed.
I mean, bro, I'm opening anyway.
I might as well just look at the stats.
I mean, this game, I'm probably like realistically I can go like Gintu D. V. Lasso's for her.
And I don't have to build N.T.O.
Cause I can just go Rift Beast.
How did you go from best in the world to this?
I mean, if you want to say, I mean, shit, you want to say I was best in the
world before I'm in all right
like what I'm at BFBF so I think I think if I get an aphelios I just commit
This is going to be a problem to cash out. Probably not.
But it's perfect on a 4-1.
This is an adaptive lightning duel.
I think I actually killed a unit here. I killed one. I mean, that's pretty good.
I mean, expedition is cool as fuck, man.
just wait isn't expedition actually exciting he never reads my message wait
what a I think the I think blue buff is the best ad to GS AP the blue buff
He's locked all right.
He never reads my messages.
I'm reading right now, bud.
Ooh.
Okay, you said it's GS.
But if I go GS this game?
Bud?
Oh yeah, I don't even know why you said that
because you didn't even call me bud.
Oh my bad.
Okay, if I go GS,
Like surely it's not Radiant GS this game.
Like surely this game is like Radiant, like something.
27, 30, 33, DB maybe. I don't know boss. Motherfuckin... sorry. I mean I had to kill one of the
I mean whatever, I mean it's always db, I'm just proud of this, what's this, okay I need
a 3 cost next turn around to school, should I just lose a golden pre-level, I mean that's
a pretty good loss man, I mean I'm just saying, I mean Corgi with dp they didn't
change the item all right just wait like whose blue orb is this I mean I
don't think this is mine man this is his yeah he has the anvil look oh you idiot
there's a fucking war for you man
Oh thank god, that's a good beat.
Alright, perfect interval is 4-1.
Reef solar.
Mama beat of Helios Sentinel.
I mean I can actually flex like other random shit like I don't have to play force at them all I just had to buy one front line upgrade
who am I missing? I never know who I'm even missing. Oh, Zyra. I don't have a clue who
Alright, what's my HP? 15? That's pretty good. Don't worry, it looks like I'm poor.
looks like I'm poor. Which I am, but I mean at least it's perfect interval. Also I beat
this, right? I mean I don't think I've seen people lose to this either.
I don't really want to make brawls because I can just go what's it called.
I can still play the fuckin' that idiot, The Rift of Beast, but I mean, what else am I gonna make? I don't get it.
Group hug, max build, URF.
Why do I not have a single fucking two star?
In fact I'm not even close to two star.
This is my board?
How?
I wish I just build that anyway.
I- How?
Like I- I got this aphelios off of carousel man!
This is what I got off of carousel!
I got how I I found it one rock oh great and after I
I-I-
And after I win the round? Now!
After I win the round? Now they give me the fucking-
I'm just going to roll in.
And now I'm just one life or no reason.
front line.
I know for sure Expedition into Ophelios is not the fucking- is there an Alun on Carousel?
Does that even do anything?
No there isn't.
But I know for sure this line is not right.
Like what the fuck is this?
I'm Expedition full open to play Ophelios?
Like bro what?
What?
Oh my- also like wait how is that even possible by the way?
I rolled on 4-1 and I don't have Rock 2.
I found one rock with zero affiliates.
And I end the game with one rock.
One brambleback.
Hello?
All right, can I take the day off?
I take the day off and then tomorrow when I wake up, I 24 hour, how about that?
Like 11 hours stream isn't that pretty good?
No passion left bro.
It's hard to start playing the game when I just go eat every single game.
Because then it's like even if I go first here it's not even like it's not gonna spark
anything man.
I'm probably just gonna go 8th again, I'm going straight back to fucking, you can't be demoted from this tier.
Like it's just, it's just, you have to start the day
well
to, to, to keep the momentum.
But if you just spend the entire day just fucking trolling,
like it's hard to, it's hard to
like flip the switch, 13 hours in, 10 hours, 12, 11 hours in.
Get one top 4 so it's not 0LB.
Like why does it matter if it's 0 LP or not like I mean I don't care I'm gonna be sleeping the exact same amount
I didn't promise 24 hour streams but I'm pretty sure tomorrow I can actually 24 hour
Like that's a fucking locked
No, I have passion.
Are you in the horse racing?
No.
Doesn't get better than this.
What are the good openers mean?
I couldn't tell you.
Every game, no matter what I do, it's just a bop more.
no matter what it's possible
I mean this is a good opener I mean this opener is like actually good but like it's like the
The reason it's not good is because it's boring.
Like I'm gonna be bored.
I mean look at my spot.
You like look at this spot, how can you even bot for?
You can bot for from this spot?
Really?
I mean I can if I go quick streaks
You gain twice as much streaks for our soldier one and lost drinks
And look he's not that bad
Yeah, I mean that's a pretty good. I'm pretty sure from the spot
I mean I win this round I just double level for a
I win this round I just double level for Elderwood and then I'm pretty sure I'm
like guaranteed like a fucking tense streak don't care
Huh?
Bay plus one?
I just have to win this one fucking round.
Which is like, I mean I probably did win.
I mean I'm cracking DS ward.
Alright.
Alright, like this game, let me tell you what's gonna happen.
I'm going to fucking win streak like crazy, have like 90 HP going to stage 4, decide to
sac, go 9, roll, all the fucking frontline is out of the pool, I can never up on a frontline
and then I just die and then I'm gonna enter.
Or I can just roll on EAT and I'm just guaranteed top 4, legit guaranteed.
Why is everyone so strong?
This is kind of cool. I can't lie.
The augment, it's just you gain twice as much progress.
Wait, so that means if you lose, you automatically gain a gold, right? Because you're just on two loss.
And then if you win, you're automatically gaining extra gold as well.
Like if you lose win, lose win, lose win, you just not get a gold, right?
Probably I mean, I mean, you just be on a two loss or two win guaranteed
All right, I mean that's I mean that's pretty good. That's not how it works really super cool frog 34 than how does it work then?
Please enlighten me I
Mean a lot of fucking six trees right now
So now I just gain 3 gold.
That's pretty good.
3 gold worth of random champs.
these four play don't need to be old
pan, kraken, BF sword
I mean, I still don't even know why the stats of IE are good on aphelios.
I don't like, like just because his stupid ass alt explosion can crit, like why, like
Oh wait, is that like most of his DPS or something?
I don't get it.
Is most of his DPS just the uh, I'll talk out of the way to the slam because I think that could be like last
Also, you know what's also a bait? This fucking Vanguard Aphelios board. I swear the shit is ass.
You know what's actually good? Verus? Like you just play a random Verus on your board for anti-heal.
Varus a Mumu, Apelios, Vi, Sivir, and then as much of it as possible. No cap.
No cap.
And it also lets the spin before the alt crit, which is...
Wait, that can't crit. If you don't have IE.
It's bugged by Unara's set 16.
Oh, what? So that means Ivy's like actually good.
It doesn't mean it's actually good, then.
Is there a defender?
Please, I need this win. I actually need this win.
if I don't win this round I don't give a fuck I mean it's a hundred HP who
cares hey yeah fucking I mean I got away from the gargoyle first I mean all I
know is if I lose this round I'm on me
I just wasted an entire ult.
Okay, I'm back.
Is there a Vi?
I mean Kraken's not even good on Vi, or Sivir.
But if I can get a Vi right now, I can farm components and just pay them to a Philius.
Why?
Is Silver already better than Barris?
I mean, it is for sure, but I lose Barris.
It doesn't really matter. I mean, this unit is OP as fuck.
How did that guy just dodge me, by the way?
I can't.
What's op on this stage?
Okay, I need.
I need a Vi and I can start farming some components.
They'll buy it again.
What a surprise.
of
What does one provide, no, now it's a 2-4.
Because I can also just like, I mean I don't have to find the components, I can just put
that cute one.
But that one's just like, it like, it like extends your advantage.
level 650 I need a guess of water I'll be right back
Am I going to get rolled with each kill?
Who cares?
I don't know where the water is, but I just went to the kitchen, and I got a little
I don't know where the water is, but I just went to the kitchen and I just saw a mountain
of plates.
I have to do the fucking dishes after stream man.
Oh my fucking god man.
I cleaned my room.
And uh, yeah.
What?
The fuck?
What?
The fuck?
Last pick of Phelios with Bo-bro, these guys feel bad for me.
They just straight up feel bad for me now.
Holy shit. I'll do it for $500. Nope. Nice try, bud.
Uncaught BF.
No.
Like you're saying this part can't crit.
If you don't have IE, I did not know that.
Oh, we have no water.
Oh yeah, when did we look for it?
One gold for each champion that you kill.
I feel like it was pretty strong.
Alright well, hopefully I win this round.
Aw fuck.
I mean I'm pretty sure, I mean he's Diana too, Vanguard this dude too.
Well, like, wouldn't he actually be strong with his Ravidons on Diana?
I don't think I killed a single unit, actually.
I...
...killed nothing.
Oh, my...
Oh, shit.
Oh wait, you know what? I gained a gold because I'm on instant loosery. I mean that's pretty
good.
Okay.
I'm at the front line of the fucking dumbass horn. How much has he... 15 days? Yeah.
I mean, it's not like I'm poor. I have five rolls, basically three level to eight.
I'm gonna play Krug plus Zed.
I can go double-cracking and just play Cognmama Ward. Nevermind, I'm going Last Whisperer.
I can go Last Whisperer, Sivir.
Double-cracking of Helios.
I really play uh, what is this?
Did I go red buff?
I'm at could go, I could go red buff, gargoyle, vow, adaptive playoff of glove.
Actually hold on let me see, cause I can just play Cog'n on my board.
no but every of this I really have this though so why the fuck do I still call
mom a Gordon
I'm trying to get the fuck off the problem
also I'm pretty sure I don't have to roll like a single time okay
I mean, I probably won't roll a little bit though.
Okay, what do you mean I don't have to roll at the end of the run?
I definitely have to roll.
I'm gonna get a comma on my board.
Looster Pack 0-9.
Guilted Steel 2, 5-cost.
I mean, this is actually pretty good.
QLQ is also pretty good for taking opponents.
A full dv, a mango shodown player on bf, a looney, ivern, liver too, what the fuck.
Very these loaves.
Lunar loss, what the fuck.
I mean this is rapid fire, this is useless.
I don't know, what's the point of, of this then?
If I have the Lune and the Lux.
Defender.
Oh, I need to play the Lune on my board, what the fuck am I doing?
Trash, trash.
I probably want to play Ivern as well.
I don't play Ivern on my board I don't think I can actually because I can't even show them
Ivern.
Alright, I can sell Silver too because I'm not playing Vi.
It was red buff, man. It was just red buff, and I just play off of Glove. But now my items are...
Also, what if I can't hit...
What the fuck is in my lantern, man? Get the fuck out of here.
Okay, Diana too. Okay, get the fuck out of here.
I just have a last whisper.
I mean this is rapid fire and then this is the fender for my two star frontline not by
Nat cell cell this is vanguard this is the fender oh it's oh oh shit and then PS word
I I mean the problem like if my board is actually insane by the way if I had a phylios
My board is actually insane, but I don't have aphelios too.
And then I'm pretty sure this other idiot just pitted...
I don't even know how the fuck there can even be an aphelios player in the lobby
when I got aphelios with both last pick.
Yes?
Like how did I get aphelios with both last pick?
And I didn't find a single aphelios.
How?
A Loon?
There's like 34 costs and the only four costs that's not on this carousel is aphelios.
What?
I mean half in Rolo I guess. What the fuck is this?
I mean, I have to roll and like I I mean what the fuck am I going 9 for it's real to I
Mean I might as well go nine now because I don't really want to roll anymore now. I
Mean I'll roll if I hit I mean the problem is the only way the only way I can drop drop
Drop is if I hit like
Set 2? I mean there's the rock 2. I mean there's a rock but like if I don't hit rock now can I ever hit rock?
No, this guy's rolling for rock.
This guy, I mean he's not and this guy has rock, rock. Like you can't even hit this shit!
Why does this guy not have a single item slender? Is it bugged?
I mean surely it's bugged. Where the fuck are his items?
I'm fighting someone with zero items, what the fuck is this, a ghost bug?
Replace Ornn and Rammus with actual tanks, maybe?
Okay, I mean I rolled, and I didn't see a single copy, and now I'm actually kind of
close to that, so why don't I just go nine?
Like, how is this on me?
I legit am sitting here like actually flexing my board because the only fucking upgrade
I have is Rammus.
Like, how is that on me? I-I don't get it!
The-the only fucking upper I have is Rammus.
How-how?
Two defenders.
We had Sivir! Yeah, that's-that's definitely gonna do something, man.
a fucking simmer
Like imagine my board imagine my board
If I had a Phelios too, I actually roll it a decent amount of gold
Imagine my board if I don't have to go on my way and find the new front line. I don't get it man
And I'm pretty sure I mean I could play like I could drop these eventually like I can drop
Drop for real tank
But I might actually just play like I mean it was set to set to gnar
And I was actually good and then like Tariq, I mean I don't have to play nor either I'm not gonna play something. I
Don't I got nothing I
Can't be a be a broad chain belt
I'm going to play around Naur for sure. 58? Ah, 6 gold, fuck it. How's my frontline?
Of course, it gives me a fucking cinderlink. If I go Gumbly backline in Sunfire for another
tank item or I can go GA and then I mean Brella is way better than Sunfire and I'll just GHE's
and just play towards NAR. Well good. I mean I'm gonna lose anyway I don't know why I
fucking bought this shit. I mean you can just heal it at the last second.
That's pretty good.
Okay, two you're in a loss that's pretty good man. All right
23 gold five gold fuck you
Thank you, man
I forgot that I could...
You're both chaining, chaining...
And I just go like GS.
I mean that looks pretty good.
Alright.
I mean it doesn't help that my front line I'm not hitting rock 2 I might as well just
make 10.
is a fucking Rammus
I mean I can start scaling the uh
I mean I can hold set
I'm just a legit nothing. I can start holding this. I mean I can start scaling this I guess
Maybe I can somehow hit bramble this dude too when I'm back
Oh
It's actually high I
Mean that was pretty close actually in my front line where a fucking Ramis
There's a there's a taric. I mean I can't even I can't even drop the elderwood
backline. I'm pretty sure I'm ending the game with elderwood this game. I mean I
could go ginsu. It was probably not ginsu. It was probably just set pair. It
just pray I can go set plus NAR set NAR plus one
that is the one thing I can't hit man NAR okay I don't even know why I'm
holding onto this what is this vanguard what is this defender I don't even have I
mean I can't I can't sell defender I'm never gonna play mouth I I didn't even I
didn't even fucking stop the kimchi want to hear in glasses for this all right I
mean set to and I can actually play the game yes also if I'm five lunar why
Why the fuck did I go ginsu?
5 Lunar Ginsu?
That's weaker!
Like, bro, oh my...
How can my frontline still be?
What the fuck how what like I just like how is this even possible my front line is a fucking
Bram is the entire game also. Why don't I even go ginsu this shit is so bad? I
Had 36 as as as as and I went on fucking ginsu like oh
My god, I could have one set pair man
If I went set pair my spots actually good
I mean every single one of these fights is just I don't have a two-star frontline
And then now I only see malchis after I saw the one malchis that I had like I don't care
I mean if I miss Wow great
Great and then now I just realized I also don't have a single tariff. I also don't have a single tariff
Like I just lost the entire stage because I don't have a two star frontline
Like a pro at how am I one life here? It's just so just oh my
How can you possibly be one life here? I don't get
I don't- I- I- I trolled. I trolled. I- I trolled. I legit greeped. I greeped. I greeped. It's a datto over here so don't over here.
Or I guess I mean, I guess I have this getting mad at so I'm not really but now I have the upgrade front line
I just I just sold the adaptive because I'm stupid. I mean I just trolled. I'm like, I just can't play the game
Like it's just how I lose every single one of my lives. I
Lose every single one of my lives because I'm just stuck on a fucking Rammus
Like how is this even? I mean it's hot like this is a terrible top four. How man? My spot is insane
It's actually insane
I have a fucking Rammus!
This guy's re-rolling rock. This guy's re-rolling rock.
So what? I'm supposed to hold the rock? And then on my initial roll-down, I see zero and moomoo, so I can't even play a moomoo by.
Like, it's just...
Also, I want you to know that I ended the game with zero Terex.
Zero Terex.
The amount of gold that I rolled, I ended the game without seeing a single Terex in
my shop.
Why? Like, what did I go 9 for? What did I go 9 for?
What did I go 9 for?
To hit Aphelios 2? That's it?
You can hit Nart 2? I can hit Maokai 2? I can hit Teric 2?
Like, how is there just nothing?
And also like a loon tooth doesn't even do anything. This unit is fucking trash
Like it's like in this setup, but then the fucking the lux is way more valuable than the it's how I
Just need to find one copy of either tarot to set to I mean, I'm never hitting rock to because this guy's rock to
It's another guy's rock to rock to rock to but that doesn't matter because I can hit tarot to I can hit