I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Hello?
I don't know what to do with it.
Hello?
What's up?
I mean I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be strong this guy, I mean if he doesn't jam last
whistler I'm pretty sure I'm going to win, actually I guess he has DR, 4% DR is that enough
to win?
I mean he's not even 7 last whistlers I'm lost man, he's just fucking, he knows
He knows he's going to win without sending losts from here.
Really?
Bro.
What the fuck?
Component quest.
Three components.
Bro, why can't I have this lost for a name?
What'd I get?
Truce.
Bro, fuck you.
Okay, well I just hit Scuttlecrab too, that's good.
Here's Malabi.
I am tangled.
I am currently tangled.
Ahhhhhhhhhh
This guy's rapid fire into the videos
I have ten gold
Everyone except Showmaker is ass on DK
I mean who won, who won bud? I mean I honestly went to sleep after they were down 0-2
and I gave up on them. And then I woke up and they reversed up again
I totally forgot why I'm here.
Wait, what the- oh, I have four rolls, oh shit.
Wait, what- wait, where's my component?
Oh wait, oh I'm pretty sure I get it on three more.
I heard him.
Oh.
Are you winning TPC tomorrow? Probably not, man.
Bro, it's just luck, man.
To win a TPC, you actually need to just get lucky.
Correct. I totally forgot why I'm here.
Uh...
I mean, I could just go adaptive play around Rod and just hold.
I could go...
I've seen one gold for every champion that you kill.
Oh, okay, GG.
Okay, GG.
GG, I can't.
Look at my items.
One gold for each kill.
Oh, do I win anyway?
I mean, I don't think I'd beat this guy if I don't...
Also, he's rapping with us.
Plus one, what the fuck?
Excuse me?
Oh great trait ladder and this guy's rapid plus one with the bottom. Where is this guy? I don't know, GG man.
Ah, also like I don't know if I want to contest the Velios because I could also just play like similar...
Guess I don't have...
Null play?
How many rounds did I win, is this my fifth?
I'm branching out with the Reforger.
I feel like Pantheon's is just good though.
Alright, now what?
I'm fucking broke.
I mean, I could play Sivir, Malphite, like, whatever it's called, but I don't have a what's it called.
Sivir and Nidalee.
I mean, is there a Sivir and Nidalee game, or player?
I mean, this guy has an Aphelios, and he has Eldor and plus one, so he's probably just playing Eldor and Aphelios.
This guy's also Rapid plus one.
With the Faun, I mean, he has a Sivir. I mean, he has a Rapid Sivir, man.
oh my gg
why does silver give you then?
i am fucking broke
yes i'm hitting the bro
oh
I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm just playing Sivirnirly.
I mean, I am for sure.
I have Shoujin Crown.
I mean, my frontline is going to be not that good, but that's okay.
And I already have the Brexite and the Sivirling.
And then if I don't find Malfight, I can play Set, but...
Do I still play Kog'Maw, even if I...
I mean, it's not like it's that bad for that. It's also in poker. Even if I've lost this
Wait, okay, yeah.
Uh...
It's that...
Wait.
Oh, yeah, I'm last big.
Bro...
There's a Sivir with a tear, man.
Hello?
I mean, he doesn't want tear.
Does this guy want tear?
Probably not.
Wait, I might actually get it.
No...
What?
How?
Wait, how?
Wait, who took this?
Oh, he's Silver Pear.
Wait, is he just playing Silver then?
No, no.
So, Aphelios?
I mean, he's Silver Pear.
Bro.
Okay.
Uh, I mean, I technically could play Sivir, Sivir-Ari.
Divide Sivir-Ari board into Lazarus or IE, Shogun Glove.
I can Shogun Adaptive Crown, play off of the Cloak for frontline as well.
I don't even know the board.
I'm not even going to pretend to know the board.
What is it?
I play a Yorick?
Yorick Vi?
I mean, yeah, I could just play a Thelios.
I said I'm broke.
I'm fucking broke.
Like Giga broke.
I mean, if I play 5 Rift Vs right now, I can see one shop.
I mean, that's not even working, man.
I don't know the board.
Like, okay, Yorick, Sett, Karma, Ari?
And then who's the last one?
Oh, I just have to play some dog shit until I find Ash.
Nice, man.
Also this guy is a cosmetic destiny investment strategy and this guy is cosmetic ticket rolling for days in the jail.
There's just two ways to test in jail.
I fucking can't.
Alright.
I don't know how much gold, so...
I'm gonna find the Malfight and the Rock.
I mean, am I just Sivir Nidalee then?
Except this loser... except this loser... has two Sivir.
Why?
Oh my, I don't get it.
Okay, I'm pretty sure I'm super niddling this game.
No cap.
I don't really want to move items too.
If I go this, Gargoyle, Crown Guard plus 1, and then I have Bow Belt Glove, I have Guard
Breaker Play around the fucking report bubble I get.
I mean it's probably step-ass or, and now I'm just making Guard Breaker.
I don't know if I'm making a Guard Breaker though.
Crown Guard, Guard Goyle, whatever, Shogen, and I just play off the belt.
Okay.
I'm fighting all in and I didn't kill a single unit and GD and GD all right
All right
How many traces the board even have actually a decent amount or no
Yeah, fuck it. I'm not even sure if I even did it correctly.
Uh, what am I missing?
I'm missing an enemy, and I call him out.
Alright, Gargoyle, Crown Guard, Steadfast, all this TG, this, into Lassizer, IE, Alchemist,
gear.
Wait, how many synergies is this?
Is this a lot of synergies or not?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, OH IT IS GIDDY GIDDY
wait, dude wait this board is fucking insane for brunt's real life
what the fuck I can't
I can't wait is this not AD nidalee
80 Nidalee? Wait, house is not 80 Nidalee. I don't get it. Wait. Tier BF, tier cloak,
30, 10 AD, and 10 AD. It shouldn't be 80, am I stupid? Wait, house is not 80. What?
If I use the remover here, does it swap it? No!
Okay, what okay, I'm gonna move this okay hello, how do I swap it wait doesn't this have the same amount of
80 and 8 no I guess not wait what I guess it's cuz you need all the skills of
an AD like its percentage base for AP's so it needs to be literally two to be
swap to AD. Oh my GG. Alright. GG. Wait, did I do a stupid AD really? Isn't the flat
I'm fucking last, big man.
This guy has a brick for a brain.
No.
Alright, well I got the... I mean I can go... I can go Stairs, but I can also go IE.
If I go Stairs, I play around Glove.
If I have IE, I play around Belt, I play around Stairs, for sure.
Alright.
Ah, yay!
And one more pocket.
oh fuck you man and one more arm okay I don't even know why I roll here cuz
what if I wanted these after fucking off the shit all right all right all right
Alright, wait, do you eat the Krug?
Uh, no, maybe not, because it's about 21.
And honestly, my fun is actually fine.
Oh, never mind.
Bro, Bronson Life on this board looks fucking nasty.
Wait, what is it?
The team game for 711.5 is 28 over on a mark.
J. J.
You lose a blaster value by eating a blaster?
Ohhhh...
True.
Alright!
The better question is where the fuck are the Nidalee?
My board is all one-star trash!
Okay, I guess if I do this, my Nidalee doesn't get aggroed that fast.
And then I can put like this over here
And then I'll put like this over here to walk over here
Sure
All right, do I have a roll?
Nope, I don't all right
And then I just go nine for a fucking tariff and it was not another synergy. Yes vanguard
Oh, hey, wait bronze for life and then this board is fucking nasty
No cap
Yeah, I don't think I'm going nine anytime soon. I mean, I've been rolling for a charm
every single time. Actually, no, I'm gonna be going for a charm. I'll be going for
fucking true zero. Fuck the charm. I mean, I'll be buying a charm for like, yeah, I'll
be choosing. I can't. Hello.
I mean my entire board I have it I'm up seven components
I'm up seven components
And my entire board has that like I mean you can't tell me this shit is it is not on a hundred zero
I'm gonna call it one but like whatever and what I get and what I get and I got
I'm a double Shoujin movie adaptive
uh Gensu, Archangel
Excuse me?
How?
I hit nothing!
I-
I fucking can't
I mean there's nothing wrong with these items. I'll just go TG fuck it.
It's... I'll go TG fuck it.
Isn't that even that useless? 3.1k health? I'm not sparing right. All right.
And then I'll move the adaptive here, third item here and GG.
Okay, well, if I had a single two star here doesn't this guy get completely fucked?
Except I don't have a fucking two star.
I
Can just make a fucking tg man. No one's making no dumb ass hodge the hodge. I mean lost anyway
Hand of justice bro, come on. All right
Hello
TV I
Don't even know why I mean whatever. Okay. Thank you
Okay, well now I'm just gonna roll into a trauma return after hitting this upgrade and then if I hit a Nidalee pair
I'll just be true zero again
He's still silver bear the fuck okay
So do you see I mean yeah GG like the way what okay, okay?
Is there a reason? I don't even have Nidalee fucking Pear, man. How? Wait, how?
Oh, how?
I'm Nidalee won!
You know, I can level for Taric. My board is actually, I mean, if I don't level for Taric, it's still a second, like, that's where he went.
It's not even good man.
I don't know how to do math.
If I sell four.
I lost the Camille Akali Rero.
Wait, they told me to Rero Orn.
Okay, I think I won this, even though my midway died instantly.
I don't think that it was- it was- er, not Orn.
They told me to Rero Raw Akali.
fucking wires all right you can re-roll either the keys are gone ready I'm
I'm gonna go Titans and it's on all right
So AP damage or not
Maybe I could just I should have some losses were here anyway
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT?
Shouldn't I be like one of them upgraded and then I can just go 9 for fucking the
thing like a pro
and it's not one the lobby for sure man what the fuck am I fighting flexible
soul awakening I mean I'm down for a second okay all right well this guy's
gonna kill these two I'm just gonna ff all right bet I mean this is a good
second dog ass game in
server 2 bug jam oh it's the game bug because last time I found this whisp
but like for the entire stage I just found this whisp I yeah one of all then
I don't even have item slots available anymore.
Like, I'm pretty sure of that Wisp, but if you see it once, you just see it always.
And this guy is flexible. Elder Wisp plus one, Roller Wisp plus one, Voker plus one, the Florida whatever.
He's getting another emblem, he's level nine, soul awakening, triple cock.
Like, how can this be his board triple combat? Isn't that fucking crazy that that's his board triple combat?
I mean, he won for sure, man.
I can't even, I can't even beat the fucking, like, it's 8-3 stars.
Wait, I can't even beat this guy.
Wait, if this guy wins out, then I'm screwed.
Then I'm going third.
Oh my god
But does he have 8-3? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8?
I'm pretty sure this guy's actually weaker than this guy though.
This guy is legit Thanos.
And he's about to get another emblem as well.
So, 8-3 starts as a fucking matter.
This board is too shit.
Okay, I'm actually done.
I'm not even, I mean, I guess I have the thingy.
What?
Ah, I don't even know if this is even better than that if I see.
Who's fighting who's fighting who I don't even know
Wait, yeah
I'm you got fucking fisting
8, 8 3 stars by the way 4 star KO, the guy is legit fucking Thanos.
Alright, I'm out, like I don't understand how, wait Loki you can win, no I fucking can man.
The guy just has, he's flexible level 9 true star everything, plus 30 emblems, he just
got Defender plus 1 for his entire board as well, Defender plus 1, Brawler plus 1,
Elderwood plus one, Banger plus one, and Boken plus one,
Fora plus one, level nine, 50 gold,
flexible, corrosion, and some other bullshit, man.
I like, like, he just 10, oh, the fucking eight three stars.
Ah.
Soul awakening.
Yeah, it's four stars. I mean, that's the goal a long
At K3 soju
What
Can you do this IRL ass 23 no
I don't get it, man.
Sivir Nidalee.
So you don't love me.
Alright.
So you don't love me, all right.
All right.
I mean, KT versus DK, like bro, it's DK again, man.
man this DK team looks so bad but KT are fucking awful like wait the KT 3-0
wait who did KT 3-0 oh they 3-0 DK no no no I'm not like no this KT team is
actually awful like I don't care they're legit awful like I'm not like
If effort wins a best of five against DK again, I don't know what to say.
What is this trundle build?
Wait, this build is fun as fuck.
You go Imperial mandate with Bantle pipes.
You just max E and just run around and just fucking bother them.
It's actually fun as fuck.
And then when people get HP, you just build one Bork and you actually do like 10k damage.
This Anivia game, hahaha. Wait, let me see my damage. I got outdamped by a Nautilus.
Bro, I tried to play this like, Mark's Mage on hit, fucking, Anivia, bro, that shit is ass.
No, that shit is fucking ass.
I went W max, on hit, Anivia, bro, nah, you don't do anything, this shit is ass.
It's so boring like I feel like I just win for free every game every single game is just
the top four for free if I actually give a fuck I cannot
I did not.
Those who follow me follow destiny.
I did not.
Alistar, Orn, Warwick, Kale, nothing, Chain, Orn, Alistar, Warwick, Kale, Kale, Kale,
Camille, Leona. Is it ever a tail game? It is Gold Opener as well. Who knows. I got
I don't like love
I mean, I'm not a big fan of D.C.
All right, I guess I got a bow
All right, am I uncompressed a kale
I mean, I don't want to go get you on me to kill that's what I'm gonna do
But I guess I could also go get two glasses for her and play the game
It is Gold Opener.
I'm slamming with...
I can also go Timeskip.
I mean, if I don't go Timeskip, I go Defender Defender and this goes to this.
I'm kind of like that shouldn't even do it.
Artifact and built.
I'm gonna have Alistar too.
Oh, oh, oh, there's Zyra. Oh fuck, I couldn't play Zyra.
Oh, I was, oh, oh, oh, fuck.
I'm gonna probably go, I mean, if I go last with first slam.
I kind of like the calm all instead of the Zyra
But I also don't really want to lose
What the fuck kale do
Okay, I mean surely I don't have to send Losses for it to win. My board is legit Thanos
Surely Kale 2 is good
And I just level for like any brawler and then it's probably a tensory
all right I mean I think I scouted and everyone looks really like if I can I can
probably actually just cap around like I mean if I tend to be here I can just go
nine minutes which one is right I'm looking at my spot it's just another
guaranteed top four I don't get it man not this shit is fucking boring I'm
I'm getting it fucking forward.
Nah, this shit, nah.
I'm getting Kale and Jock, Kale, please don't fuck you,
man, like no one's playing Kale from the spot.
Oh, my rage bait.
It's just fucking rage bait.
What the fuck, Kale?
What?
Kale?
How?
Who the fuck is playing Kale from the spot?
I already leveled.
I'm just gonna swirl on fucking, on zero gold,
like no, two star, two cost, shit.
And Miss Kale, three, probably,
like even if it's Kale, it's actually just bad.
If this, even, okay, if this is 2 star Kale for 6 gold, it's legit just bad.
You don't even want to buy that shield.
It's fucking ass.
I mean, I'd probably win this, right?
Or am I dumb?
I mean, he doesn't have a single item slot, man.
Aww.
No, no, no, I don't care.
Aww.
Why does it look not that good?
I mean I have kintu full stack, like there's no way.
There's actually no way.
Right?
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
I don't want to get set fast because I'm playing off kintu full, which is, uh...
I mean, no, it's not silver in Italy.
Wait, what?
I'm pretty sure I'm playing a felis this game.
I think silver in Italy is when you get more items.
Low-G.
I feel like Bravo Bag without items does stop, but I feel like Nibbley without items is absolutely nothing.
Bow chain.
Bow, Gensu, Bow, Glove chain.
What?
New mother fumberer.
Alright, I mean I probably just allows this to play around glove then.
Uhhhhhhh...
Would I make step-ass art if it's fight gift?
I could also just step-ass art and just sit on bow glove again.
And let's not do that.
I don't know about what makes it so fast.
I mean, I think I'll win this anyway.
What the fuck?
Why was it so close?
I mean, if I were to get a Malfight, I really don't want to make setbacks, because I could
I could also just play server the same with the mouse fight, but I can also just play
aphelios.
Alright, nice.
You're bored trash.
This is trash.
Kale 2, Alistar 2.
Alistar 2, Elderwood frontline with a ginsu backline is trash.
How can that...
What the fuck is a good board on stage 2 then?
No more boss boss bootcamp.
No, I got fucking eliminated on day two, man.
I was hard stuck diving for far too long.
What the fuck?
Do I can get any subs?
No, but honestly, I should not even sign up.
Like, I don't even feel good taking the subs, and then also...
I'm actually just robbing the spot.
I mean, the thing is, everyone's robbing the spot.
Like, we all know who's going to win.
Everyone? Everyone?
There should only need three players competing.
It's just...it's just...
Warwick, this is Alistar.
Uh, tier chain...belt chain tier glove?
What the fuck?
Bro, this Malfight is so expensive, man.
I cannot.
It's so expensive and now I'm 8.
I mean, this is one unit for this.
16th level.
I'm sorry, I run a Malfight.
I mean I probably should go like I just go Valor or Redemption, okay I mean I don't have
to slam.
Alright nice.
Alright I'm down to thinking item augment so I can actually make better items.
Come on man.
Give me one item augment in GG.
Item augment in GG.
I don't know if you want to play this.
All right.
Dumb a five.
Archwell ascension.
Champ delivery for econ. Two star three costs. Two star three costs. The five costs. One four costs.
I mean, it's two or three for sure, but...
Yeah, I'm on a street, fuck it.
Oh, open slot here.
What is it?
Alright, am I just Val?
Val, play around Glock Chain?
redemption player on belt sorry redemption player on globe chain I mean I
really don't want to make a step that's hard I'm pretty sure I'm a step that's
wrong I'm just insolent and I usually if I go if I had Sunfire if I had I mean
I'm gonna lose my streak soon and I mean this might already be a
fucking show that I'll lose the coven I mean this could easily be a step
past it man but I really have the mouth light and then I have last
whisperer with a glove so I really want to fucking IE I can't bro no oh
Oh wait, oh wait, attention, wait.
What?!
GG! GG!
I mean, it's a steadfast diff, man.
And now I just lost 30...
No, this... You know the stairs items with Jiro B?
This item is fucking OB.
It's 45 fucking AD, by the way.
RIKU POP DO!
Bro, you are fucking stupid. You are fucking stupid as much.
You have a 50% chance to get a free re-roll with each kill, but then I lose one gold.
So I'm basically paying 4 gold for this.
I'm paying 4 gold for this. Is that worth?
Let's say I kill 4. On average I get 2 rolls, which is 4 gold.
So I just have to kill 4 to break even. 4 to break even?
4 to break even?
No, I don't even think I kill I kill for it like I got average gambling is bad. It's actually bad
This Kale unit is so fucking dog shit.
I guess it has a last whisper but still.
I could have broke even.
Or I would have broke even on average, but I mean maybe I get all four rules, who knows.
I could actually go Primal plus one and play four Primal.
Loki.
Jay.
Quikimax, Quikimax, Quikimax, Quikimax, Quikimax, Quikimax.
Brother, just go Hunter.
I have a fucking, I have a glove.
If I get a BS or I'm going IE, you dumbass.
I cannot I cannot I can't forget the fuck off my board man
You have another what's it called?
I mean do I want a level here or not?
20 to level
But time is also like I'm no matter what they can eat on in two glasses or plus. All right. Well now I'm actually strong enough
No matter what I'm making for you, I'm sure.
Alright, I need to find the red side if I want to play Simmer.
I mean, if I have Simmer in my fight sure, then I'm just playing Simmer nearly again.
Alright, can I have the Simmer link?
I could have played it this turn though.
I mean, I would take set with Partial Ascension over a fucking 300.
Just read this 300 trade. Just read this shit.
Read this shit.
Just read.
What is the fucking difference?
I get to play a 30 AD fucking...
You can play a Tristana with a BS sword
or a fucking set frontline.
Like, what the fuck bro? No, that shit is ass.
I mean, I can play Tristana with this from now.
But uh, yeah.
I mean, you can play this.
Is that good?
No.
All right, all right, this comp just goes this place for like 3rd, there's none of all
in the 3rd.
If I can, if I, if I, if I high roll my roll down super hard I can go knight and recap
around Draven, drop the stupid ass, literally drop the stupid ass over and just cap around
Malphite, gnar.
I mean maybe I just play like the, the 4, 4 brawler package.
brawler package, draven, Ezreal, Kennen, I don't know. I mean I don't know if we're sure
draven is going to be able to kill her though. I mean it's not even, it's not even that
super falls off, it's more so nidalee falls off. Nidalee starting stage 5 because absolutely
nothing. You just watch her in one fight, she's fucking useless. Unless she has like
100 plus something. Eh? I can't! Alright, well I don't have a Rek'Sai and I have one
Malfit already and I guess I simply said I mean I don't have to roll that much.
Of course that should be pretty good.
I got an IE.
And Loki the cinder of the anti-heals. I'm paying too gold for a fucking rebel vest.
You know what I miss actually being able to buy the charm after the fight starts
Because then I can just get a bramble for next round you know I mean and then like I don't have to fucking worry about like all my roll down
I don't have to uh I
Mean it's good in one matchup. I'm gonna lose this anyway like it broke that guy's legit all in
Okay, I mean I'm funny this guy he bought the belt augment. Oh fuck you man
3 items here, Invoker, Alunni, I don't even know what to buy, because I don't really
have millions anyway. Don't augment this, bro, fuck you man. Bramble Dip, bro! I mean
if I fight this guy, he's a straight minus 30 old. 20Q, booster packs, I mean I kind
of like the items. Exclusive customization for a front item, don't cloak. I don't even
I'm playing on Bokeloak, Sentinel, Maokai Ivern.
I mean, I need a buy. Yeah, whatever. Okay, Maokai Bear.
I need a...
Okay, well, surely I'll play Malkai on my board right now.
And then I don't have a buy. I mean, the moment I find one buy,
I just pivot off of this trash. Also, I have to hold 9 gold on my bench somehow.
Hello?
I mean, I can't sell set. I mean, I guess I don't have to play fucking Gawd long in the game.
Am I just giving up on the Malphite, because I have Sentinel Pair?
And I don't have Rensai either.
But then I have to give up on...
I'm setting Sentinel Pair, Malchi Pair, Silver Pair, Zero Gold Set.
I'm only holding two like this dead unit one by I open sell the fucking elderwood at K through so do
At K through so do what?
Where is the stupid ass by man, excuse me
There's also Hecarim like I need a whole Hecarim as well. What the fuck how what the I mean
I mean I'm I mean I'm my bad. I upgraded Tristana to like my bad
I mean surely I'm about one damn buy and I could sell half of my fucking dumb ass board I
Can't I can't Hecarim Hecarim over this
And then I find
I mean, actually, I don't even know why I have the whole type of...
I mean, I don't have one Vi, and I'm just sitting here true zero.
This guy doesn't have a single Simmer, but he has two Nidalee.
I don't have a single Vi.
This Malkai isn't scaling for shit, man.
I mean, I should have upgraded the stupid ass Shresthana, man.
My board is so bad.
I was uh, draven?
I
Great man, I don't
Malfight is bad.
Daylux, does that do anything?
Okay, I found a Vi, that's pretty good.
Except not really, look at my frontline.
I'm sitting on five pairs!
I mean I can open sell this but I mean isn't it actually just unreasonable that this is my board?
This is my fucking board. Are we serious right now? I am sitting on five pairs
five
I have a set no synergy on my board
I mean okay the good news
The good news is I don't have um, I don't, like, I don't have Nidalee items because if I had Nidalee items this game, oh I would be fucking bitchin'.
I would be gigabitch.
Because I, like, if I had Nidalee items this game, I don't have a single fucking Nidalee. Holy shit.
No, no, no, it would have been, it would have been an instant bitch.
Nothing would change. Well, no, I would bitch more.
I would just bitch more.
Okay, a Moo Moo 2, fuck you.
I can play rock on over like heck room and then I can also just drop this I can also just play this plus
I mean I can also do this plus this
Or what's it called? I'm not looks pretty good to me. All right
Okay, super to that's pretty good
And then I have items for what's called eventually
All right
I mean, I'll have uninsured or Nidalee after her, so it's fine.
I'm gonna need something to roll for, I guess.
And it's dead instantly.
And how much does my mouth have?
90!
I've had...
Look at my board.
Just take a look at my board.
I fucking can't.
This board is fucking terrible, legit terrible.
or defensive items.
A loon, is that good?
Nope. Alright, rip these two. Is that good? I mean, this unit is not tanky, man. Get the fuck off my board. Fuck you.
Alright, and then I belt belt. I mean, if I go more...
I mean, no, I can't afford to go fucking...
Does this one have to even fight? No.
Xyra, 10, and then I just roll every turn for what's involved.
I mean I have to go for nearly items or I'm 8, but I think I might be 8 regardless.
I'm looking at my spot, this is looking very fucking shite.
My board is ass.
The 3 cost reroller has more fucking Nidalee than me.
I'm like, bro, oh my!
Wait, is there a 5-cost I can sell?
Alright, low key!
Low key!
My board is not even that bad, if I can hit Nidalee too.
Yeah.
Oh wait, oh literally there and Judy
This has looks weak but he has bodyguard training, so he's not actually that weak but maybe I can still win. I mean so far it's looking good, I think
I mean Tarragut adds a lot, I guess. Not really. I think I'm getting Kekul down by fucking Zyra plant.
Oh, I beat someone. I'm chance. Alright. Alright. Nidalee too. Okay, I strike this one turn, and then I get three item Nidalee, and I'm actually back, man.
I don't have a combat charm, but that's fine because I'm gonna hit really do here, okay?
Well not really, because now I don't have Nidalee item.
I fucking can't.
Also, I need to not call my backline.
Ash?
Oh, great. Hunter Nidalee 2. Hunter Nidalee 2, what the fuck do I have? It got two resets
211!
Awww.
Help him out man, his middly is bugged.
I will help him out actually.
I will be a good sport.
Oh nice, I'm happy with the 6.
Who is this?
I don't even know if you're going to read this.
Alright, whatever.
My job here is done then.
Bro, like how is this game so bad?
Oh wait, did I remove Remindedly? I don't think so. Wait, did I even remove Remindedly? No, I didn't. Wait, did I?
No, I didn't. Bro, I forgot. Oh my, I was too busy bitching, man.
Oh my, this game is so bad.
It's the only thing is after you upgrade Nidalee to two-star, you have to remove her and put items back on,
Or you you have an AD Nidalee with with three times the mana cost
I mean I should have upgraded Tristana
But my board was so close to stuff like one vibe my board was actually spiked and I'm rolling for like seven fucking frontline items
But yeah, I mean it wasn't my board actually like close to close to spike
Why you so chaos to try to hit me oh
No, listen I
I understand that it's rage bait
So I'm not like okay listen to the rage baiters fuck you so the people that actually of a honest way
Isn't this actually the play I address the rage baiters and then I like I don't clump them all together
So to the rage baiters fuck you and to the people that genuinely think it's a kale game
It doesn't matter how many fucking Kale's you have kale 3 doesn't do anything without orn 3 Zaya 3 rock on 3
in that other dumbass three, we own a three.
Yes, I had fucking five Kailes, who cares?
The front line is bulkshi.
I care.
No, Pop.
Bro, I'm in fucking masters, man.
I'm in Masters.
I think my LP times 10 and it's still lower than you.
Let me see.
Bro, there's some, you've changed.
You've changed, bud.
You're just gonna let,
you're just gonna let sensual Wagner ass like that?
Nah.
Nah, you've changed, bro.
Nah, you're washed.
Can you give me?
Check your game number.
Okay, what the thing is, I don't give a fuck if I got him.
Bro, I fucking got him, holy shit.
Last time I read a book, like a whole book or just like read a book?
Like the last time I read a whole book or the last time I read a book?
I actually downloaded Song of Fire and Ice on like a Kindle and I've read like maybe like 30 pages.
No, I actually did, man.
It took me like, it legit took me an hour to read like 30 pages and after I read like 10 pages, I just, I'm so tired.
Like I usually read 10 pages pass out and I did that for like three days
No, but no, no ad but that book is actually good. It's like it's like a house or dragon, but like
The storytelling is is a little it's like I don't even know how to explain it
I don't know what kind of job this is, but it's not like a normal book
I feel like it's kind of just like it like
Like, the sequence is not the same as the series, if that makes sense.
Okay, also, I have a question.
Wait, so, when you click trait ladder, have you bought form with it yet?
Because I've actually seen a lot of people bought form a trait ladder,
And I'm starting to think that the augment, yes the augment is broken, but I'm starting to think that like 8, you can actually go forward.
Because I see some good players actually go forward with the shit now.
Myself included.
1, 1, 1, 1, 8 are my scores.
Oh.
I mean my scores are just 5.
That's it.
I said to the true one and I overruled us eight trying to cash out the fucking 11 trees and then I looked and then I saw my cash out
I think I got like 15 gold and then I got the price
So that's what I know
I could have just taken the phone and won the game but instead I just kept rolling on eight because I thought that the 11th
Actually was an instant win and then I checked after and then and then it was not it was on
I mean I four rafters
is that good? 1, 2, 3, 4. What does 4 Robbery even do? 25% bonus damage. Is that good? Love
no cloak. Probably a natural to sell Rexxack Bear. It was definitely so easy for these two.
I am soo... Alright, well, I'm out. I have 50g. It's over. Love cold quilt. The
Holy quest lucky gloves. It doesn't even give a glove later
I'll get low key I take this and I just open for two gloves because I'm probably gonna open anyway low key
I mean, I don't really like flexible for the solution opener. I think I just go eight 100% of time and yeah
I can also upper mobility into one. Oh
Oh, it's all Priz?
Ooh!
Okay, I mean, it's not even bad then.
Okay, random 2-closing half-transfer to 3-closed.
Astana.
Okay, I'm down to just lose.
I'm down to just lose 3.
And then what do I play?
Okay, well if I win this round
Because like if it's not a party you can get jeweled lotus and you can get a radiant radiant relic or not relic
I think I won this round. All right. Am I just freaking just praying at a woman?
You can get you can get jeweled lotus and you can get
Maybe I should still try to lose. I did not roll. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Let me see if these
I don't even know what it's playing. Hunter's spryken. I'm kind of down to
I mean, okay, I mean, if it's a free win, I mean, okay, I'll send tg and if I win I win
I just won't level I mean like 2 streets make 20 I mean but if I lost this round then that's also fine
because I'm just making 20.
Reroll your shop with 2 cost champions.
I mean now if I lose I don't even think I'm gonna get the glove anyway.
Reroll your shop with 2 cost champions.
I think I'm going to be right.
I'm actually beat this guy.
I've always finally tried.
TG, belt cloak?
TG belt cloak.
Manamazine Leblanc 2.
I can't.
I mean some real players. Not really.
OOOOOOOOH!
Hello, can you help me? I'm either going 1st or 8th.
Can you give me some advice?
You don't have to win every fucking game.
You can- you can play for- if you're- you- if you think you're going 8th, just play for a 7th.
And then if you think you're going 7th, play for a 6th.
If you think you're going six if you think you're going bought for just play for the top four
Gini Gini three cost love I can't
What the fuck
Okay, what comp... wait, what comp abuses TG's the hardest?
Is it just executioners?
Like some elderwood executioner flex?
Into a 9 and just play TG's?
Probably executioners.
Alright.
So I just like TG like lucky gloves like
Okay, so I mean I should probably just hold a York I am holding work
Because I didn't even know like the TG and Ezreal I mean how much how much
What is this, Defender?
What is this, Inferno?
What is this, Ravager?
What is this?
If I double level, I'm making 40 next turn anyway.
Probably should have scouted my pool, I'm legit auto-piloting, and I feel like it's fine,
doesn't really matter.
I'm told from the old careful mode, and I have to play directly this turn.
I'm drinking a Celcius sparkling Fuji Apple Pair.
This shit is BOSS.
Hashtag HAD.
Bro, this guy just formed a need for 10 million gold.
What the fuck? He's coming in.
This guy won the game!
He is coming in with...
HUH?
Coming in 88 already?
He's just... wait...
Origin String?
We see if you have a brother plus one.
Origin String is through...
the Master G.
So I put all the utility
It's for player health game too low. Let me see if it makes a cut off. I mean I could play this
and get a one-shop.
I could play this
and get Covenant for a little bit of gold.
Actually, is this three gold?
Rengar, TG Rengar.
I don't know why it's so hard to play for no reason, I just don't think I've been...
It's just too good.
I don't really want to sell the Eurick.
I'm always playing that final board.
I'm going Void Staff, okay, so Zyra's gonna hold Void Staff,
and then I'm gonna TG every single fucking institution in the game.
Yay?
Yay.
I'm pretty sure I'm getting 1v5 by this shit.
Not pretty sure, I'm actually certain I am.
Who the fuck is killing that shit?
I've tried that, it's so shit.
I think it's you that is shit.
Respectfully.
You lost, I mean, yeah.
Baron's lair in this comp,
except I don't really want,
I mean, I guess I have boat glow.
Coronation, belt overflow.
I do have a lot of TGs, but then I'm like, I mean, Baron's there is actually not bad.
Hold the line, ass.
Oh, two of Lutus.
No, but the thing is with two of Lutus, it's already on...
I mean, it's still good.
It's still good, man.
And it's twice my Fortress Super Hunter right now.
All right, well, I need to win this round or I'm each.
How much if a unit has precision and you give it jeweled Lotus, how much crit damage do you gain? It's 10, right?
Additional precision grants 10% it's like what even additional
10 crit damage, that's pretty good. They're gonna have 100% crit
25% crit chance, let's say I play three
Let's say I play three
Where is it? Where? If I play 3 Executioner, I get 15% Critical Start Chance, and then
I get 15, 35, base, 25, 35, 40, 60, 60 base. Is that even a lot? 60 base crit chance?
I mean, I guess the items are favorite to...
Are the items favorite to roll a crit item on executioners?
Because I swear I get like really bad items.
Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!
What? Okay, never mind man! Who am I talking to?
Alright anyways, alright, what's the best last item I can hit?
I only have 2 TG? Is that good?
Okay, I don't even want to go fucking glove though.
I'd rather just finish the Gargoyle and the Playoff of Belt.
Gargoyle, Playoff of Belt, and then I can just...
So my Malphite has Gargoyle and my Zyra has Void Staff. Are my items not true Gigabits?
Or not? Are they actual true Gigabits?
Margoil, play around belt if I miss cannon I can just make a fucking anti-heal item
and then Voidstab, Xyra to give anti-marr to my entire board.
I just thought I'm gonna go 30g but it's not even better than just making the guard
oil for the metal plate and it's gone all right I guess I'll be going glove then
about chance I can't
I am so poor also. I'm giga-hybrid. I feel like my tank has been rolling TV 100% of the time
I'm a rather keep the York to all my board
Oh, I don't want to give AD though, but I'd rather keep the Yor-2 on my board because this is mainly just a buff on a new tree.
Alright.
I love Bulk Loak.
Excuse me?
Rengar too.
Hunter, Hellfire, Spryken, Rengar 2, 50 gold, 4 Rengars, Prismatic Ticket, 4-1, Rengar 3.
And I'm sitting here with level 740 gold.
It's basically break even unless I sell my entire fucking board right now
This is ravager defender
I mean what are all this
If I win the round I can just sell life, but I don't know if I win or shit, but I'm more fucking strong.
I am so bored.
into last whisper gambler blade I am fucking the rope I am fucking broke I'm
broke I'm broke level 740 I guess I have two roles that's an extra four-gold I
I guess.
I need to get to this board with my current setup.
I fucking can't.
This shit is 8.
Okay, at least I got a chain.
Two-star three-cost champions. Nice one, man.
What is this? Defender? Defender? Anti-heal?
And then what is this? Sack of unit?
I'm also a defender.
And I can Sack of unit. But then I have to move items onto
It'll sneak I'm gonna just drop these two. I mean, I guess I'm just gonna put this on this
Also, am I just going I can go beat you player on glove belt
Miss Casio two, but I'm probably gonna sell this anyway
I've never played this
All right, and then I belt BF glove cloak, I'm gonna go away one my board
I'm fighting you.
Leveling all in.
I can't.
This guy has a mouth fight too.
He has a mouth fight fucking too, with 20 gold left.
And I'm rolling for mouth fight.
Bro, nah, GG.
Nah, this is just a GG.
I'm looking at my spot, GG.
Commerce Core to hit my board.
I mean, I could go Bandit.
Bro, fuck it, Bandit Thieves!
No, fuck you, I'm Bandit Thieves!
Like, bro, no, fuck you!
All right, GG.
All right.
I'm not just a 5 out of 2 stars man, I'm pretty sure I just run him over.
Casio 2? Fuck it? Yeah, fuck it Casio 2.
I'm not gonna hit anything anyway.
And random Morgana on my board, and this plus this.
Uh, do I just play a Nidalee on my board?
And random Brambleback, fuck it.
And what is this?
Spellweaver, what is this? Ravager?
And how do I play this? What is this?
Nothing? Invoker? Alright, TG here with Jeweled Lotus, TG here for crit item, and TG here!
Gigi! Gigi! And?
And then a BF Cloak Play-Around, well, BF Play-Around Glove Cloak.
I don't need an TG, I'm probably just always gonna play Shunclust, like some garbage.
I mean, I probably won't play Malphite this game, because I've never met her yet.
I mean, I just have to find some two stars.
I have a Jewel Lotus with infinite teachings.
Anything that's two stars, I'm just going to win out.
I mean, this is pretty close considering I don't have a single upgrade, yes?
Like I wrote the L2.
That's the worst board I ever seen.
Well, just let me find some fucking two stars.
What's this?
A fucking Terracue, idiot.
Now what?
My board is still ass?
Don't think so, bud.
It's pretty ass.
How many tanks do I have?
Oh, it's out of there.
Okay.
I mean it's not even that bad.
Guys, listen. I have lucky gloves, band of thieves, jeweled lotus. TGs have a base 20% crit. Just wait. I just need to find some fucking two stars.
I just have to find some two stars. I mean, this guy's Malfight 2, Zyra 2, I mean, Seraka 1. And look what happened to him! Look what happened to him!
What happened? Malfight 2, Zyra 2 got run over by fucking this dog shit? Because my augments are fucking illegal!
I just, I mean I'm just sitting here, I will find some two stars eventually man, I will find some two stars eventually.
My entire board is good, five pebbles, what does pebble do?
Uh, Rift Beast plus Invoker and I, I put the thing on what?
Uh...
Can I even go for...
I'm pretty sure I'm going to run out of fucking slots because I'm going to get, actually I guess not, because I'm going to have items against the animas.
I mean, this wants to be canon and then I, I mean, I upgrade one of these and I can probably swap to Yorick plus Zyra, and then I actually have a two star for my backline, and then I can start dropping some dog shit.
Okay, I mean, Zyra too, I'm dropping something.
I'm dropping this stupid ass fucking disc, which means I can drop this, which is a defender, but that's fine, I can still hit this.
Cast 50 times, cast 50 times, cast 8 times, attack 50 times, and I'll just voidsap this, TG this.
I can also TG this Ira, and then voidsap...
Yeah, I should've done that.
Except this guy dies, but...
I mean, it looks like my board is ass, but it's actually insane.
Am I playing Marr?
No.
I kinda wanna hold the Ezreal as well.
Am I playing a Moomoo?
Have I hit a Moomoo 2 plus Yorick?
I'm playing that for sure.
I kinda wanna hold the Ezreal as well.
So I'm going to head to Ezreal 2 and play Ezreal 2 over Draven.
Ah, this is a fluke.
I kinda wanna hold the Seraph as well.
Well, it's kind of the same as Ezreal and I have to hold them on as well because I have Taric.
Oh, I need to play Zorak on my board right now, actually.
Oh, another TG.
This here.
I'll just run by this.
Okay, that thing paired.
A Lune. Is that good?
I mean, I could just say fuck the...
Oh wait, why don't I play this plus...
Alright, and I just don't play the fucking this idiot.
And I'm teaching these idiots.
I fucking can't.
I mean, I just need some two stars, my board's actually good.
The entire lobby is playing, what's it called by the way.
The entire lobby is playing Executioners, so that's probably why I cannot find a single
unit.
Another stupid ass gnar.
Fuck you.
Can I hold a lune then?
I mean I'm close, I just need to, I mean I hit Ezreal too, I TG Ezreal too, my board
is actually good.
Alright, deals 10,000 damage, deals 35,000 damage, 10,000 damage, 50 times, whatever.
Like I just play Ezreal over this, my board is actually good.
I mean this is a quality fucking sucks, it wants to be kended.
And then I just have to upgrade some two star frontline and GG, but also I need
to wait for this idiot to die because he's holding 3 amumu, uh, 1, I mean, 10 if it
doesn't matter, a loony, bold, glove, cloak, okay, Sentinel 2, Maokai,
I mean, I could also just build anti-heal.
And then I could just play Malkai on my board.
Why is this paired together?
Alright, well I'm just waiting for this idiot to die.
Is he dead?
He needs one gold for every 12?
I'm in problem, he said his board is ass.
Why does it look like he has two units on his board?
Did he sell to upgrade and then... like he rapes soul?
I mean this is the Coven cash out.
Did he just rage sell?
Akali on board, I mean it's fine man, okay nice.
Now he's dead, and now I'm gonna resend it for some two stars in GG.
In GG.
I mean, anything works.
Okay, Soraka 2, Soraka 2, Morgana 2, Morgana 2, okay, I mean, I don't really want to
I mean it's just Ezreal over there said I'm done.
So I can get Executioner in.
Two Executioner in.
Level, level nine.
I cannot.
I mean I'm pretty sure my board is actually good though.
17 HP, but I can't really afford to lose.
I gotta lose a round of matches though.
I'm pretty sure my board is actually good.
I can't just roll over for this one.
I mean, this is a 50 gold, but...
I mean, ginsu, ginsu, how much?
How much damage am I draven doing?
I did 3k.
I mean, this is already better, but the problem is I kind of want to cash this out.
This is Ravager as well.
I mean my board is like... also, I'm a bit of a nutcracker still.
I mean Ezreal 2 over Draven, my board is actually good, but if I get like a Draven here...
Oh, I got a cannon. Okay, okay. My board's good. I just play cannon over, uh, what's it called? How many stats does this have?
I mean, this is my last loss because I'm actually strong after this fight and it's good that I fight this guy now, because I don't think I'm ever meeting him.
I do.
I still could swap back to a Moonoo.
This is easy to port. I do.
Do I have anti-armor?
I don't know if there's even a trial-liction.
My board doesn't have physical damage.
Even with cannon.
Alright.
Let's see your grade.
I'm just gonna play cannon.
Bro, fuck someone, man.
Alright.
I mean I don't really want to roll like is my board actually good or no
even sure there's still gonna be physical damage there's still gonna be physical
damage it's still good your entire board is going to be physical damage it's
way better than a fucking pink item what the fuck does a tank item do when I
have all this pink
Oh, okay, I mean ring card 3, bye bye bud, I can't do it.
It's a 4th, I guess.
Is it a 4th?
Is he dead or not?
No.
Too many things?
Sure.
Okay, I mean if I can level here for a 0, I mean if I survive this one turn my
my board is actually good. Like, okay, like, look, ready?
Like, the physical damage is not high, but I would take this, and how much physical
damage would they block? Physical damage blocked, 3,800, and that's it.
Okay, but I have to wait, it's way better than a fucking tank item, man.
Tank item, tank item, tank item, tank item, look at them, bro.
Manamazane? Nooo.
Nooo. I mean, he's 50 gold as well, that's good.
Good.
Manamazine, Dawn Core, Bravidons.
Is that not like Digothanos?
One more cast?
It didn't cast.
Psych?
Oh wait.
I can't!
I'm just gonna go back to the game.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I don't I don't I don't want to go take items. I can't you turn anything
I can TG Ezreal and then even try to Yorick and then, but we're out of my tower board.
Glope.
It didn't cast again!
Bro, it's my Morgana cast one more time to life!
I mean isn't this a good board?
Isn't this a good board?
This guy loaded into 4-1.
Listen, he loaded the 4-1 with Malfight 2, 20-old left on a 10th streak, and now he's level 10 with Baron's lair.
Yes? I mean, this guy just loaded in G8, Ginsu, Radiant, Ginsu, Witsen, Bi3, Kog3, Yi3, and then I don't know what happened here.
Oh, this guy's the Coven-cash-out. Coven-cash-out. Prismatic Destiny Belt, solo awakening, and look at his board.
Sedge 3, Scuttle Crab 3, Sivir 3, Kaelin 3, I mean just look at his 4, it's the J-fuckin' Thanos fan.
And then I, didn't I basically win this game, or no? Didn't I basically win this game?
I'm playing Malfight, my game plan was to play Malfight, and this guy loads in to 4-1 with 3 Malfights.
I basically started this game down 50 gold, because this guy just loaded in with Malfight too.
Let's let's see where the other mouth like players placed fifth and eighth
Mouth bite four way contested and
I am the only one that top four because this guy hit mouth like two one fucking four one a 30 gold left. All right
All right
All you did was Hyrule Augment synergy.
That's why I would never click TG if it weren't Prismatic Party.
If it's Prismatic Party, you are favored.
You are favored to hit one synergy, man.
Oh my god, there's Jeweled Lotus.
There's the Radiant TG.
There's the fucking Bandit, these Loki, there's Call of the Chaos.
There's also components that can also, there's min-backs that can roll infinite
loves as well like
You're playing the same cost since you start this set it's tragic
Let me see if this is rage-making real quick.
Oh, it is, 5.04pm.
No one cares, bro.
You are bad.
Yesterday at 7.44pm, he copy-pasted sets of those fucking messages, you have two top
fours in ten games, piped down a little guy, and then 4.29 on September 1st, relax,
bro, you are just E3.
September 1st, 3.48pm, so can you focus for real this game, please?
August 30th at 1.43am, bro, stop complaining, you win 10LP.
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Wasn't that actually a good fourth like it's fine and there's nothing wrong with the fourth
Why the fuck you playing Mandate on Trundle? Explain. Who the fuck does it? Wait, I feel
like Abraham Trundle plays Mandate Trundle like pretty often. Like Mandate in some
bandal pipes?
Emacs?
That's just what it's for!
Oh, it was changed? Well, I mean, if you get the pillar augment...
Oh, I did not have the pillar augment.
I'm Mandi, you have to stop yapping.
You know what that reminds me of?
This card is Gigaora.
get it in like mass rarity foreign mass rarity it just looks clean as fuck
solemn judgment bro doesn't this card just like even when this card wasn't in
meta I would play it just cuz I had a max rarity like people were like taking it
like out and in like randomly but I would still play it just because it just
It looks clean as fuck.
Holy fuck, you're a dork.
W LARG!
So, the solemn judgment is so fucking cool, man.
I'm both here though. I didn't really want to play it.
Am I ever playing Shen? Maybe. Am I in order?
Oh, not.
Tier Boat Player on Boat.
Extra buckles. I can go voidsap, warmog. Do you actually cash this out at a reasonable
base? Because I do have warmog's voidsap. I'm not a huge fan of leaping forward without
playing reroll. And I'm not playing reroll. Stage 4? I'm gonna make a warmog so I feel
it's fine I can't even take this is I'm not gonna find lost put in this juggernaut summoner
Okay, I mean, I just jammed Void for a long time, just flexed.
I mean, I'm flexing already Morgana, I'm flexing already Morgana, and Zyra's execution
reflects.
Okay.
So, my boi, let me get it out one time.
Why did you read that I mean what I was just ignore it
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
Oh.
If I lose this round, I'm going to be very sad.
Please, please.
I need this round win.
I need it.
Young Walden- Are we fucking serious?
Of course, man.
Young Wild and free level 5 and just jam all in.
Bro, oh my, this one round is worth 10 rounds, man.
Wait, maybe I can win.
I mean, I just have to kill this right now.
If it dies right now, I win.
No.
Okay, I mean, it's fine.
If I hit it wrong, I can't do exactly what I want.
Bro, you sus!
Yo, my bad!
I lower the 1 and 6!
Okay, I don't even know
how I'm getting ragebitted by that shit.
Bro! Like I just leveled up 1-6, man. My fault, I guess.
What?!
Bro! It's artifact!
Bro, you need to shut the fuck up.
Hmmmmmm...
I mean, this is Spellweaver. I could also play this, plus this.
I mean, Diana's pretty good at Void, but then I have to sell Karma.
This guy's Blossom already. Also, he's Slice of Life, and is he ever playing into, uh...
Are we morg?
Okay, can I just get a blossom in?
Awesome.
Next turn, so I can start getting some good charms.
And I have what?
What do I have?
Let me see.
I have a warmog and a void staff.
I can go gargoyle component.
This guy's brother plus one, bow, belt, cloak, JG slam,
3 cost tier. I can't really go wrong with 3 cost tier.
I don't really want to go bell down, I'm gonna get 2 spells.
3 cost tier. What is it on? What is it on a 3 cost? What is it Trist?
I mean, I could just stay in this level.
I'm going to beat this guy maybe, but I beat this guy probably.
Do I beat this guy level?
Do I beat this guy?
I mean, if I level, I should beat him.
That's all good.
Let me clean that stream, it's fine.
Okay, he just jammed all of his items.
I don't think I'm beating him for shit.
I didn't see that he could have put items on.
And now I'm completing.
Call me a D!
Yo, DQA, what are you playing?
Alright, as soon as you figure out if you're playing Executioners or already, let me know.
I'm too easy to start with a mess.
Alright.
W.
Column B.
Wait, wait, someone raided me?
Dennis?
Or no.
What is it?
Why didn't you get two first messages all of a sudden?
Playing whatever you are playing.
Alright, well I'm complete. I don't even want to buy this. I mean, I mean it ruins my interval and I pay 1 gold now, but then it helps me go 9 eventually I guess.
And maybe I'll get something else that gets me to be fucking.
But then I have to sell my pebbles. Bro, I'm not going to buy this.
I'm pretty sure I'm just always a... sorry mode this game, because I'm catching up belts,
I need one rod from Merlo, and then I have tier, and then one rod from Merlo and then
GD.
And I'm playing a less-infested line. I'm not trying to confess Malphite with this e-con.
NGE. NGE.
Ori is good, man. I mean, win-lose, win-lose, win-lose, win-lose, win-lose, win-lose, win-lose, win-lose. That's not even true, because sometimes if you lose, win-lose, win-lose, you get a better item.
Okay, I mean, Unara, that's pretty good.
But also, I should probably try to play this...
This is Spellweaver? What is this?
If I play Cosyx, I can play like 4 Spellweaver mid-game.
How many take downs does that Cosyx have?
How do you know?
You must be made in this.
Okay, Gargoyle, I could go Bravidon's.
I mean, if I go Archangel, I mean, is it actually Archangel playoff rod?
Yes.
I want, uh, what's it called?
I want one Rehlo.
I can also flex on a Malfi here easily.
Is this close?
22k?
22.7?
So it's like mid-stage 4?
Maybe like 4, like after 4, do I get it?
but it does speed up because I'm moving more units.
Is that even right?
Me, Executioners, I think. Alright, good.
I mean, I'd rather play, I'd rather play Arigir anyway
because I have Belt from Morello,
Belt for another frontline item.
Alright, you, you do not pivot off Executioners.
I will not be holding them out like.
Alright.
I might be...
I mean it's helping me like level now for gold 10 EXP
Golden dragon without the thing
I'm gonna have to go down
Or gold 10 EXP and then I get like this is like 40 flat
But I feel like seven is still better
50 now, and I can level earlier. It allows me to level on like 3-5, so I see better
shots. And it helps me to scale to 9 when I'm playing. Defender. And I can play 7 units,
then I can just start scaling into uh...
karma
karma pebbles
uh...
rug
aris
morcona sentinel
What's the plus one?
The Vanguard?
Holy shit. I actually killed some units here.
Wait, I just realized I'm on a 2-3.
Wait, I'm 80 HP?
My board is awful!
This is 80 HP?
I can't-
What the fuck?
Temporary Aegis of Dawn.
Of course man. Thanks for nothing.
Buddy you're in lobby with Bruce, is that bad?
Teemo.
Uh, what the- a mouth fight! A Zer2 mouth fight! What the fuck? Alright, well- can I
I killed one unit then?
38k, 75k to cash out.
Malphite with a gargoyle, play around belt, bow, gs, void.
What?
There's Nidalee
and a
I'm down to just finish the bar lawyer so I can start playing the Dambi.
Also, I think I got lied to. The fact that I slammed the warmogs and I'm like losing like some of my rounds
And even though my wins the fights are close. How is it only 38k? Isn't that kind of sad?
Isn't that like kind of low?
Adapter
Ravager, the Cosyx, 62 level
I'm never opening this
Isn't this kind of low?
This board is god-awful!
I mean, okay?
What do you want to do about it?
I mean, I have extra buckles catching up.
My items are going to be really good, so I don't even think my spot is bad.
Except this guy has a rock as well.
The entire lobby has...
I didn't kill a single unit again.
45k and I don't even catch out the belt I don't even catch out the belt for a
while. Oh my G G my spot is trash.
My board is trash. Game a copy of the first okay well surely there's a four
behind this one. Oh it's one gold.
Oh God, here's Casio Pia.
Oh God, he has Casio Pia!
Okay, okay, okay, Marcus first.
Okay, okay, it's fine.
I don't even want to sell my backlines, I'm already coming to this line.
Holy shit, there was a 4 cost behind it!
I'm back!
It's about to kill a single unit again.
55k? Like after losing the entire stage it's only at 55k? How man? Are you sure?
Are you sure this is...
Like, okay, hopefully I catch it off my 4-2 at least.
That's a burst of my self esteem.
Chameleon's alone in the row, gain, I mean I have Varelo, Tear, Cloak, and another War
Mog.
And that's how I want to go redemption play around belt, belt, no.
I'll just build this for now, from here.
Pebbles, trash, trash, all right, Slammin' Nexron is 36th level.
And I just send it to Zero Nexron and do you, and do you, and do you, all right.
I was a pretty good warm-up spell for belt, I mean I probably need to reforge a belt.
Please get demoted.
I mean jokes on you, you can't even get the modem. This guy's level 8 all in.
I mean I guess he was money hungry and Kingslayer so he actually makes all this money right.
Jokes on you.
He's so tentative and mistaken.
Honestly, I'm gonna have war, I think tentative damage will be taken.
So I get it on post 4 too, which is pretty good.
So I don't really have that many rounds to spare.
uh... okay i'm thirty thirty twenty-eight
loser pack ascension
i mean logie ascension with this much frontline i mean
i don't need sources of that
they were with power
I don't have
I don't have a morgue.
Look at my synergies.
Look, I didn't play karma.
I don't have a morgue.
So what happens when I don't find one morgue?
This is my morgue?
Wait, he needs to get a little bit more damage.
I mean this is okay, nice, okay, I mean this is just fucking broken man.
Alright morgue, morgue, morgue, morgue, please, I need a morgue, please.
I can't, I missed morgue on her?
I missed morgana and I don't have a sense of nil
Okay, I mean I guess this is my this is my morgana I guess and I just have a dead Diana on my board
I mean, I guess I can just play items on this
Alright, this is my board.
I can't.
I have two bubbles instead of two Aries.
I don't have a Morgue.
I mean, okay, if I have one Morgue and this is my frontline, is it an instant GG or
no?
Like, a sentient with archangel scaling?
But my board would actually be good.
I also don't have a single rock.
I don't get it. I mean, I can play Elune. No Blossom. No Morgue. Drop, drop, force, Spellweaver
with the loon primary I don't get it I don't get it brawler plus one
I mean am I just making brawler plus one?
Four spellweaver brawler plus one.
One roll, fuck it.
Another set.
I mean I could, I could greet it and not make the Brawler plus one, but uh, I mean there's
no am greeting, I'm just gonna go for Invoker plus 1 or 8.
Alright, I mean one more and then I just drop, drop, and then I recap around what's
it called, and low key I'm back, except I don't have a single Morgana.
Bro, fuck all this team.
Karma dude, bug jam.
Okay, I found a Borg, but now I don't have the what's it called, but I think it's still, I mean, it's still fine.
I mean, I drop, I mean, I drop Blossom as well. Bro, fuck Blossom, man.
I'll just play 4-1, Borg-R.
Void, Morello, adaptive, and I'll just arc this idiot. All right.
And then I just play, I just play Diana over this is my board.
I'm gonna find Diana again.
Alright, how's it looking?
I mean I just have to stall until the fucking, until the, the ascension and then my, my
I ended my loon, but I just watched out the entire board.
Jay!
I mean, that's pretty good.
All right.
And then now I just need a tier
for Invoker plus one.
Okay, already two?
I mean, that's pretty good.
And now I just need a Diana.
And then I also needed a Voker plus one.
And then I can also reforge the belt, I guess, but I mean, I probably should have just reforged
this belt like earlier.
This belt doesn't do anything.
I don't think, and then I get like GG plus.
BF Chain, tier?
No tier, you got me.
I mean, I could go spell weaver, but I just went for a spell weaver, EF chain glove, automatic
components component angle. I popped it before I hit the- oh, oh, oh, oh, there's actually
time. Spobie run this. Okay, Spobie run this, Boid Morello on this. I mean, I probably
adapt to be a Lune. Oh no, I should probably finish the DMCR. Alright. And now there's
JG this, I'm splitting my head in, so that's fine. Alright. And G-A-G. I feel like
the wincon of every fight is just gonna be this Archangel-ing the fucking The Ascension
Brock. And I'm dead as fuck. And it didn't even cast anyway. I mean, isn't that actually
a bad beat that I did in Ascension the fucking Ark into a proc? Like it actually has to be
a bad beat. I'm just gonna give it an arc. And then you don't want Force, Moe, or whatever.
I mean surely with Morgana 2, RE2 I have enough damage now.
He's right.
I have Ascension, Wormogs, Wormogs, Gargoyle, Void, Morello, Adaptive, Arc, JG and then
I mean GA here is not good but I mean it's Force but we were allune with Ascension.
Surely that's enough.
I mean this positioning is legit awful.
Don't I actually win this if my Morganna doesn't get killed?
This position is legit just awful.
My Morganna just died for free.
It went from the Krug and then my set was I think on the right and then it's out from my Morganna and...
Force, only to fill his blossom emerald and play better unit than fiddle.
No, no, no, no, I'm surprised, no the reason I lost is because the opportunity was awful.
I had to move my Murrano once to the right.
Like, what happened was the Krug exploded and then the Shiders ponded for like one second
and then my set was a little bit to the right and my Morgana was a little bit to the left.
Either my set was too to the right or my Morgana was too to the left and then what happened was
it aggroed onto my Morgana and then my Morgana died and my Morgana is actually an E-min.
I want to want that for sure, man. Also, I'm pretty sure I was supposed to just...
I mean this aluminum, it doesn't do anything, it's a problem.
If I don't give it a mana item, it doesn't do anything.
I also, you know what it actually was?
Since my frontline was actually good, it was actually...
Wait, did I have... I had Rock 2, right?
Did I have Rock 2 or no?
Oh wait, oh no, but the problem is I'm playing Forged Spellweaver.
No, okay, okay, the thing is, if I had...
Okay, wait, okay, let's say I don't have the Spellweaver and then I don't play Fiddlesticks.
Do I just... Okay, I could have all... Like, I mean, no, I'm not gonna play, like, a fucking... some idiot.
Okay, if I had Taric...
Listen.
If I had Taric...
I'd drop...
If I had Taric, I drop 4 Spellweaver and I just play 3 Spellweaver, nothing wrong with that.
And then I put the Alpha mark onto the fucking rock.
It ults twice guaranteed with just 4 mana gen for the Elune, and my Elune can actually ult a fight.
And then GG. And then GG.
Like my Elune with Ascension doesn't it just do like 7k damage for free?
But it just can't cast because it doesn't have a meta item.
But then I can't take a meta item off of Ariramif.
Also, it is a...it is a...it is a...what's it called?
I mean, I wouldn't eat anyway, but...
But you can't even get the motive. I'm not sure why I didn't fucking bitch that. Or like if people are sitting here, I actually like yesterday I had a setup where I had Giant and Mighty and I hit Rock 2 and then I put the mark on the Rock 2 because my frontline was already good.
And then
I'm tired
That's where the basic in your lobby is over for you
But anyways, in that setup I swear if you hit rock 2 and your rock can actually cast
twice, I'm pretty sure the thing on the rock is really underrated.
Like 4 mana gen, like I mean that's pretty good.
Well by setup I added mighty and then I had 3 item, I had no mana gen on RE and
And then I had three and a morgue, one item a loon, and three and a re in length of three
and a scene.
And I mean I won every single round and then I hit more three because I just sat on eight
and dumb ass.
I mean the set was actually good.
Anyways, alright.
I'm tired man.
This cup is fucked.
Oh my god.
I'm tired man this club is fucked I don't believe it, full chain, yes or gg, I'm fucked.
Also, I'm starting to think this extra Buckle Hogman is also ass.
So what's not ass?
Uh, probably should have owned this.
Not sure why I upgraded the Kazoozle first.
I might need to sell Yorick for...
Do I want to hold...?
Okay, I can go G8 into Yorick, and then just play Massive Unique.
If I'm not contested.
The Vanguard plus one.
Do I have a Vanguard?
How do I not have a Vanguard?
I can.
Oh wait, oh wait, this is a vanguard.
Ohhhh.
Alright.
Okay, if I do this, what, I'm cool with ginsu one.
I mean, my board, I mean, even I can't fall for this one.
Even I can't fall for this one.
This spot is look very good.
How?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How is this spot horrible?
Look at my spot.
Super Slug!
I know!
The only bug with Sunfire is that it doesn't do the initial fight proc.
It's still every 2 second cadence.
I mean I could be stare at play around Jane is that good
Is there an adapter can I play vanguard yee it's like I already made a f***ing sump
Barricade man. I have 2 E. I have 2 E. What's the Vanguarded E?
If this counts again, what the fuck was that grumb damage?
Okay, I mean, it didn't count again.
I just realized, why are you back in Maryland now, bro?
I only have to be in that god-awful Florida for six months for taxes, man.
Like, what do you think?
No one is sitting fucking Maryland, or Florida.
But Florida is ass.
That shit is ass.
Taxes.
I mean, it's not even...
Wait, what?
I mean, okay, am I playing E from this spot or is it just better to just but also my board. I mean, I'll fuck this
Jay
I'll just make like my board is it's not winning out. I after losing almost losing the romp one fuck you
Anyone with a fucking decent board arms crew. All right
There a hunter I can play
Nope.
Now he's got some free cashouts.
Is there anything in Maryland of relevance?
I mean Maryland is, okay you think Maryland is the middle of nowhere, but it isn't the
of nowhere but most of the um like some some places of Maryland are like all
cornfields and shit but there's a lot of like but like the Maryland that I mean
it's like all like there's so much boba there's like I mean it's just like all
Asian food and I mean I don't know about my I mean it's good
Do I even want to level here, I can make 20, do I beat anyone?
I just saw a causes too, what the fuck?
Okay well if I fight this guy, this guy has a silver with a shogun.
Alright I might as well just make 20 man.
And do I care about Hecarim too?
Maybe I fight someone I can beat anyway.
I don't really care about Hecarim too.
Maybe I do.
Do I care about Camille too?
I mean the thing is if I win this round, I don't really care because I can guarantee
they're...
He's right.
How am I streaking with this garbage?
I think I'm just hi-rolling in my matchmaking.
I'm just fighting people that are the only people I can beat.
My board is ass.
A mule mule.
Two, two, oh!
Plus three.
star. I mean maybe I can actually like play for or win this round and then not
play. Do I beat the causics if I play? I mean fuck it let's try it. I mean if I
I took out Coven and I win the round, I'm not going to be very happy, but I am done for
this fight streak.
This looks pretty promising, my Kintzu is scaled.
Alright, nice. I'm just not going to play GoFundame.
Alright, good to talk about it here. Alright.
Oh, should I fight for you?
Bro, I was going to sacrifice you whenever I wanted.
Alright, bet.
So full.
I can't.
What the fuck?
There's nothing.
A-a kraken for 12-world? I'm actually kinda down.
Like, this is like, actually the best time I've ever hit.
Alright, I'm in. 12-to-level.
Holy shit!
I mean, 12-to-level, I go to 30.
do i lose to i mean i might lose to the caudix
oh so far this i don't know if it's right i mean i there's no way this wraps right i do that
so i mean if i lose this round though after doing this position
i mean it's perfectly i don't know i mean okay it's fine
I mean, it's fine. I can just click an econ augment and then I can also just get fucking
cut back in for a little bit of gold. What the fuck? I mean, I would have won this if
my Caitlyn doesn't die, man. And I even position my movement. Just drop it over here, then
wrap it over here, and then GG. Wisp rebate. Misconnections. I mean, misconnection
is pretty good. I'm York, one fucking whatever they do, one instant, like whatever I'm
I don't deserve this do I want to swap items now how do I play Cassiopeia
I swapped. I don't play Casio of Ea. Yeah, fuck it! I should have swapped this onto this,
because I then have these another run on what's it called. Yeah, fuck it. I mean, I lose Hunter,
but I've been subtracting this ever. I need to go level 640. Also, probably level 4-3,
This guy's playing Aphelios as well.
Is that allowed?
For beat the 4-3?
Oh, shit.
Oh, that's pretty good.
I mean, he's got a 4-2.
Like, he's level 6-40 with that augment.
After 6 rounds, like, he already gained 3-3 cost champs.
a random one-class you own probably transforms I mean I mean if it takes this I guess it's
not even that bad and if it takes it's also not that bad
This is one move.
But I don't have to play this fucking cash out.
Alright.
I think this guy might also be playing...
I mean, maybe he pivots to, uh...
No, I think he will be playing the Vanguard.
Hello?
I think I'm three-way contested at Thelios.
I mean at least I mean I'm not even bored though. I'm coming in
Level 650 now with coming in and an extra but I think it's a perfect interval on 43
But then at 43, I'm not hitting a single unit. So I'm probably 42 joining them
I just can't even just kind of broke it.
I killed it five units with this dog shit. All right
The fuck? All right
vanguard
I might as well hold that. I'm last pick.
Glove to cause belt. I'm just gonna finish this for the things I done.
Or like, I only have, yeah, and then belt can also go into Breville back.
but uh I have to play Pog's game I could also play Xayah and Amicol.
How much is the level? Is it even expensive to level?
I lose... I mean that's really the 16th level.
Eh, I lose 2 gold and I probably lose 1 with 2 gold.
Cause I don't have to sell this.
This game I can hold Zyra, I hold the Ophelios.
I technically could play like Vanguard, Sibir, but I don't know how to play that.
How do you go Vanguard too?
I need a cog mount.
This Caitlyn unit?
It's Agrippongal, doesn't seem to be needed.
Wait, this Hecarim unit is actually good at spot.
I don't even know what Hecarim even does.
This has an appeal to us.
Alright, so when you lost...
Wait, isn't this unit actually pretty good?
But I don't get it.
This unit actually looks pretty solid.
I could have even tried to not play Cogmaw.
I could actually play like 6 Vanguard frontline if I'm not playing Cogmaw.
Like it's cloak useful.
I might as well wait one.
I mean if I'm 6 Vanguard...
Nah, I just don't know how to play Cosmo. I don't think I'm ever playing...
I'm pretty sure I'm just playing Six Vanguard.
Six Vanguard, Mama Bee Crafelios.
Six Vanguard, Brambleback on...
Vanguard on Brambleback? I'm her!
Can I kill... Can I kill... I need to kill like two units combined.
I mean, I'll definitely kill three units.
So if I don't find a rock, I'm gonna start bitching.
But I'm pretty sure I'm just playing this, I'm just playing Fly Vanguard with Bramble
back and just sticks vanguard. I'm pretty sure 6v3 is actually good but it's a little
because I even trod. I was actually going to call him on Zyra probably, but if I get
Zyra items I'm probably going to play, I can play rock on plus. Am I getting Zyra
items? I'm going to have adaptive I guess for Zyra. I could go adaptive for more
frontline even showed vanguard plus one random to cost you have
transforms into a DG cost right it's gonna just only Caitlyn
I mean tier cloak play around cloak but uh yeah I'm broke mama beat the
I'm catching up 4 gold as well, I think this guy, oh he's level 8 all in for a Felios and
I can see a single one. That's pretty good.
61? I'm not even 4. I mean if I have this under here, I'm never gonna hit it.
30 gold and that's a hard one to find
Terry I can't I'm gonna have to upgrade this for me
Rock on over what this I think we're missing in a lease the fuck my business is Vanguard
Who the fuck am I ban-guarding?
Diana.
I'm not playing- I'm not playing this, man.
I mean, I don't have enough phylios, but is that fine?
Like, is it my- if I find Diana, is my frontline actually
Also, I have to hit rock too or I have to use two moves.
What the fuck happened?
I don't have a single fucking brambleback either.
I can't.
What was what I did was it was tier chain, belt chain.
Even Trot over here.
I'm carrying a fucking Caitlyn, man.
I don't have a single Brevilleback or a Felios.
Oh my god.
I mean one of Phelios, one Brevilleback, my board is actually good man.
I don't get it.
I mean Rock 2, I'm pretty sure I win every round with fucking this dumbass.
I mean I could have also played Vi Silver this game, but I need Silver too.
Vi over this, Vanguard Vi into six Vanguard Simmer, yeah.
Oh wait, actually, wait, what's this?
I'm at this point, Draven, fuck this Helios.
And it's gone, fuck you.
All right, cool.
Oh my God.
Okay, the Phylios and the Sivir, I mean I don't have a bramble back.
I'm not even convinced this is even better.
I mean I'm just gonna play a Phylios over this and then Vanguard some...
I mean I'm not even convinced this is even better.
Is the Phylios one even better than K2 here?
I mean I guess I can make Ekon and hold.
I mean I want to hold the Sivir as well.
I mean didn't my K2 actually drop a fucking nuke last round?
No gremle back.
I mean if I sell now I can hold Sivir.
So it's actually, it's worth for sure.
But now I can't hold the Sivir and then I'm basically committed to Ophelios and
This has two affiliates as well. It's Rangbar 3.
Brambleback 2, Rangbar 3, Affilius Paired.
How? How?
I can't even tell, I mean I guess I don't care about a server, I'm just, Affilius won't hold a game, I have zero Brambleback, one Affilius.
I mean I actually have to, I have to hold the server on me.
Okay, okay. I mean I'll hold this, sell this, Affilius, this, this, found a Brambleback.
Now I'll just do this this.
My frontline.
I mean this is, what about my six vanguards?
Ah what the fuck.
And I'll hold this in her.
I mean surely this wins.
I'm not stupid.
Oh god.
Is this cause it's gonna just...
Oh, the alpha's on the correct one.
Okay, nice. I just scammed around.
Alright, hero power, I can't.
I mean, honestly, I wouldn't be so bad with anybody.
Like, my setup is actually good.
Ascension 6 Vanguard.
It's just, I don't have a single fucking...
I mean, I could sell this,
I have to hold the fucking what's it called pivot because it's Breville back to in three of Helios players like what the fuck I
Cannot I cannot I
Should have sold two stars and really know
Like I usually buy over this hunter over this and super to know I've worked fine, but uh, yeah now me
Because I want to go use
Yes, or here
Diana to a Phyllis paired I fuck you
All right and simmer
And the lease over this is just juggernaut trying to do it
All right vanguard
You have loved your belt adaptive bow
this even trout
Sunfire
Bf love
You have built your glove you felt your glove you felt your glove all right. I think my Sunfire adapted died into me
Who do I beat
Who the fuck do I beat
The mark is automatic man the mark is automatic just look just look I won't mark again and just look at who just look at who it marks I
Don't get it
It's been barking my my recipes the entire game
And that's the rumor changed it I just look at the fight start just look at the fight start
I'm pretty sure it actually prios is the highest amount of items like look look I didn't work it just look I
Don't have a fucking two-star
And then I hit Aphelios pair before my second server so I sold that and then I never hit Aphelios and now this is my spot
Rock 2
Hog chain
And one roll GG
Shimmer again.
What does this do?
At least I rocked too.
I mean, this guy looks so fucking weak.
Unless his cannon just scams my backline.
I feel like this guy's actually weak.
My school carry is dead, my carry is now in a Phyllis 1.
I'm pretending I'll hit it again and my backline is dead.
And I'm not a single B star.
And I'm seemingly carrying me through this one.
And I could have just held Sivir knowing that I'm never going to hit Phyllis.
But not really because I hit a Phyllis 2 before my second Sivir.
And then I feel like even if a lot of the fields are gone it's easier to hit something Sivir 2 than it is.
And I'm back to Sivir LV.
I mean after I see an aphelios pair I'm not gonna just sit there and lock and hold fucking
I'm just going to fucking roll and pray I hit.
Oh, god.
No, like, what actually clicked, though, like, I'm just only clicking Econ.
Like, if I see Econ, I'm just going to click Econ. This shit is pissing me off.
Like, I don't get it. Like, you can't...
Like, all the 4 costs are actually flexible, and I just have...
I just... I have zero gold. I...
It's...
Yes, when you have zero, you can't even hold sides.
And I'm back in that diamond lobby.
I think I'm fucked.
I mean it's cheaper levels, like surely if you win streak in tempo you can go 9 on
cheaper levels.
You use tempo for free, right?
I don't get it.
Also, Setsuko, can you DM me?
What do you think about Rift Beast, by the way?
I always see people do Woll's Rift Beast, but then, like, it just-
Like, when I play it, it just doesn't feel that good.
Like, I never- Oh, wait, I might play Rift Beast.
I mean, I never reached the Phantom spot. I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I mean, is this not a risky spot?
This sounds like a risky spot to me.
Verticality?
No, but like they're, they're, they're like banal sports without, without verticality
though.
Like they, they, they like load up with like a decent board without verticality.
Is that, is that reasonable?
I'm pretty sure I was leveling for uh, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14,
15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 20, 21, 22, 23, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 30,
One two three four five, bro. I don't want to lose econ and hold a fucking dumb ass telegram in
Oh, yeah, I don't have fun
IPM oh really?
Alright, GD, GD. GD, I'm back. God bless you.
Expedition and cheaper levels, oh, geez. Yeah, fuck it. I mean, I already made 10,
I'm pretty good.
GG.
What the hell? This is exciting!
GG.
Alright.
I mean, this fight is looking very good.
It was Econ opener, I decided to make 10 before fucking Augment Selection, and then I took Expedition with Econ opener, and I made more Econs, so it's basically double Econ opener.
Not really, but I made one at triple, but still.
Surely this one is pretty decent, also it's cheaper levels, so it's basically triple Econ opener.
And then now I'm just about to load up on the fucking radiant item. GG. Right?
I mean I'm just saying I sat at three costs in the two costs and I'm still making 10
And I'm probably making 20 next turn actually, and I'm actually playing aboard isn't this spot actually illegal
And they're so upset that the best API item in the game is blue buff is that true
Yes moves three player health game a champion a lesser champion
I mean I can play this and try to farm a rock and then I just don't care about Pebbles too but I actually care about Pebbles too and I care about what's it called to you and that's just my mid game.
I mean if I don't fight I just won't level then.
If I don't find 5 repeats I just won't level.
actually if I win this round
I'll just solve this idiot
cause I'm probably just gonna go for blue buff
I mean this spot is looking insane
Sack 3?
3, 2, 3.
Oh yeah, I have 5.
Yeah.
I'm not double-oling for 5, man. Who cares?
It's the same amount of fucking jobs.
What?
Alright, anyways.
And then if I lose the round, I just sell this for econ
and I just don't go to bottom. Who cares?
I'm gonna sit here and make econ.
And then I just flutter around the blue buff that I hit.
I have blue buff rod.
Oh nice, there's two tiers, there's two tiers that basically last game.
ApogChain.
Okay well this fight is actually the first, I two straight somehow.
All right, I mean it's looking pretty good for me
Level level five making 20
expedition
I don't think I killed a single unit.
I cannot.
That's okay.
I mean, I see a shop on 3-1.
Yeah, on 3-1, I see a shop, and then it's probably guaranteed to upgrade to level 2.
Energy and maybe I get a rock Zyra
I mean if it was one of these I'm screwed
But I guess I have I mean on average number one
I don't care if it was this so there's two bad hits three back two bad hits and
3 good hits. Bro it's one gold man, I'm not dropping none of them. Alright, I see one
shop and then I'm gonna swap Zyra.
I mean, it's looking pretty good.
Rock?
I mean, I could feed a two-star.
I'm pretty sure I want to just play...
I don't really want to feed a two-star.
I don't even know if I would upward this idiot.
I don't know, I wouldn't.
And I also don't, I kinda want to keep the call now.
Alright, Pebbles too.
Cinderella too.
This idiot
Zyra Kog'Maw and I don't frontline so honestly should I just go for one more shop then?
This is three brick beast, I mean I don't know fuck over beast
And I'll just make you gone fuck over beast
All right make make whatever it's called I just making JG slam
Radiant blue JG
I might as well wait one, because I'm pretty sure I'm clicking items here.
I don't care if I lose.
Alright, 18.
My spot looks like it 80 fees in the once.
Or no.
This spot is fucking insane.
Makin' 40, have a Zyra, on pace to cash out.
I'm close. I'm fucking close.
It was a really good game. It was a fucking good game.
Ezreal.
12th to level.
This is not actually good.
I don't want to keep the Ezreal.
Maybe.
Uh, okay.
Well, I'm pretty sure.
Alright, Bluebuff GG, Play-A-Round Chain.
Bluebuff GG, Play-A-Round Chain.
Okay, I mean, do I just go Gargoyle and I just put the Malfight in the bag?
But like, am I actually gonna hit Malfight this game?
Am I hitting Malfight?
Oh, who's this?
Very nice.
This is my one.
Ahhhh.
Casio, Pia, Fiddlestick.
Gained one gold for each unit that you kill.
Am I killing some of this board?
Probably.
York as well. I mean I just have to kill two. Surely I can kill two. I played bit over, over
what are the elders did push to I mean I'm fighting I decided seven units wait I mean
I killed them all this game is over no it's gonna be alright what do you wait
Wait, does this count?
Alright, do me.
I'm pretty sure I am playing George, plus uh...
No way he took the tower. I'm done trying to learn from this tree. Wait, what's wrong
with the tower? Is the tower bad?
Well, I don't get it.
Yes.
Uh...
I would have played Fatal Six.
I can't.
27 30 33
over Cogmaw's better than Shred, Defender's better than Shred.
I mean my frontline hits pretty shit, but I don't know if it'll actually contribute to the frontline very much.
Vi2, and in a tg roll the fucking warmog, G8, Ginsu, Brawler fucking... I can't.
Alright, after this one more turn, cash out expedition on 4-1, the perfect interval is
what?
Or, I mean, I'll figure it out, I might have to still 4-2 it, and other people are playing
I don't actually lose that much mobile TV and maybe I can beat this guy.
No, no, there's a lot of that.
All right, stop one more and G.G.
And we asked again, can you explain the decision to not take Rikimaru for early 5 costs, trying
to learn no shade, because fucking Zyra is going to be better than almost everything.
I'm never going to 2 star a fucking 5 cost, but you know what I can 2 star a fucking
Zyra.
There's probably like one scenario where it's better and it's like coming Lux for
some shit.
I'm rolling on 8, finding some 2 stars, and I can actually 2 star 4 costs, but I can't
2 star 5 costs.
a bow, a BF, a rod, radiant blue, if I go crown guard GS, finish 3 in 3 item, I got
a malca, I got a cannon, I got a fucking cannon, I can't, I should have played one
I mean, I could go GA, I could go Rabadon to the Radiant Blue, but then if I go that...
I mean, I'm down to just make...
I...
I ain't fucking...
I mean, I'm Radiant Blue, fuck.
But then now my items...
Like, I'm playing off of, like, what's my front item?
A fucking Gargoyle?
like I could have went crown guard GS play around but I mean radiant blue with
rabbit on that sounds pretty good man and now my front line is completely fucked
for the entire stage so I don't think this is right but at least I'm a radiant
at least I'm a rabbit on that's pretty good why am I so poor and then I mean
I have to go like this is half void staff and then I just go
I'm out of light don't mind me
Zyra, paired.
Good old two, a moomoo.
And Gigi.
Alright, hold the Gigi.
Draven?
Can I play Draven?
If I don't even have a Soraka.
Am I upgrading Ezreal too?
No.
If I go Crown Guard, like I go Crown Guard GS, Radiant Blue GSJG, is that fine?
Maybe, and I kill the other, but I'm a Kenan bro.
Can I still make 10?
I'll take this.
That's 50 times pro.
I can't.
I have no flash on this, take the fuck off on board man.
It's not actually a 5v5, so you basically have to use the roll, fuck that.
I can't.
Second big I'm not even mouth like paired. I have a bow no voice staff
Okay
I mean my items are fucking insane radiance blue JG rabbit on's
Void staff GA war mugs gargoyle
And I'm xyra paired to rock a paired if this like I mean surely I'm rolling like probably like around 20 gold here
I see like six shops surely I can find one fucking upgrade
Okay, thank you
fucking what's the fault he was at one and he has a cannon
As you're too deaf
My front line is ass.
Head impaired.
You got me.
I
What's the fuck is this man, I don't
A moomoo too, is that good?
If I mouth my one, I'll probably just keep a moomoo here.
I mean, I like the thing is, I don't even know if it's even stronger, like is it actually even stronger to move items off mouthbites?
Bro, this a moomoo unit, it's pissing me to fuck off.
This guy is fucking dog.
Shit.
A move too is strong, I did get buffed!
Tier, cloak, BF, Shogun, play around Glove.
I actually, if I avoid stab, is it?
Like if I have Voidstaff, do I just keep items over here?
Or is it always carry Zyra?
Because I've been doing this and I don't know if it's better or not.
Sriracha did get buffs, but I don't know.
Like I could go with just Voidstaff like this, blue buff, Bravadon's Gg and just
shows me Sriracha.
But I feel like Voidstaff can, I guess it has GA, but it's fine.
Like I surround them like that bad.
Does anyone know?
Alright!
It's time to go with this show!
Can you tell me my items?
Nah!
Okay!
Wait, what?
Why?
Am I just rolling for Charmander turn and I see a Malfire to go 0 and whatever, fuck it.
I'm just playing for like a fucking 4th, it is what it is.
Alright, can you help me with my items?
Like, okay, so when I have Void Staff I usually just leave it on Zyra.
But if I don't have Void Staff I usually just carry Zyra instead.
But I don't know if that's right.
So if you know what's right, can you let me know?
Alright, can you DM me on Discord?
And then I won't change it this game.
Alright, DM me on Discord and I won't change it this game.
And then people won't know.
I didn't kill a single human.
Radiant I.E. Silver.
Bro, I don't know!
I mean, I thought you were the GOAT!
The greatest of all time doesn't know how to fucking distribute items! Jesus Christ!
Bro, you think LeBron James can't put the basketball in the hoop?
You are assed then!
Okay
I mean do I don't want to suck this then I
Mean I'm not even close fucking like surely this is taking here now
Surely 300 extra HP
Not your best rage bait, okay?
Well, can you do it should you know they should only actually know if like it's it's rock is like good or not
I mean, I'm looking at this Soraka, it looks pretty fucking good.
But I feel like when I put Voidstaff on cannon, sometimes it just doesn't hold the frontline,
and then, and then if I put Voidstaff on, on, on Soraka, like, the Xyroplanes don't even take the human side of Voidstaff.
All right, is there a Malphite?
One, two, three, four, five, I have six, there's four left.
The Rabadon's is gone, there's a TG.
I mean I could have went TG, but how much crit is this? I don't want to split blue
rabbitons and I also don't want to split JG off of the executioner, so bye.
But I also don't really like GS on Zyra.
uh...
she is here
one whole block
how much crit is gg35?
i mean i guess i'm gonna die with malphite
Am I strong in him?
Hopefully.
Oh, I didn't just, uh, I just got another ult off on my entire board.
I can't.
Did he dead?
Alright, that's two maplets back in the pool.
Is it worth it to eat a whole ass phyllis with a naked mouth by one?
I don't know.
I mean, I feel like if I do this, it's like pretty bad.
And I don't know if Phyllis even does anything.
And GD.
That's pretty good.
And GD.
This could have been a fucking disaster, Mike.
I mean now that it's to start what is it and now that it's to start at 1715 for only these two units
And then now that it's oh shit where to go where to go 30 and I'm doing this
How's it look
Okay, well this matchup's rock is for sure better because it's Rengar 3 E3 but yeah, I
don't think it matters. I don't think I killed the single E3. I don't get it. And then this
guy is stronger than me. I mean, he has Malphite too. I don't get it.
I'm just hard stocked.
Malfight won and my board is trashed.
Hyrule is just hard to go third in kindergarten below.
How can a game ever be Hyrule when you don't have Malfight 2?
How can a game be Hyrule when you don't have Malfight 2?
Please tell me.
All right, I mean I'll allow this one. I should probably eat the Amumu still though.
I have the Regi and a good item. Hopefully it doesn't radiant like some barricade or
something. Oh, radiant Gargoyle? Okay.
Bye, my bud. Bye, my bud.
How much does it give? Oh yeah, extra checks. It's probably a lot. I mean that's pretty good.
Oh it is some dog shit. I think this counts as like a one cost or something. Or maybe it's
Even like a zero cost 17 15 36 31 30 26
Well once we're charm, all right, that's actually wait is this benefit off traits?
uh 15 execution is what? 15? Oh it does
Except uh, I think I'm screwed
I don't even know what's going on. Am I winning? Am I winning? I mean I'm down to stay so I
can spot buy this one time. Just to see what it looks like. But then how do you voice
I'm staffing the...
But I don't have a third item because ideally it would have been Voidstaff here and then I go third item.
I need blue buff rabbitons, plus one.
I can also just go blue buff rabbitons and void.
And then showing GSJD, and that looks actually really good.
You see how the fight goes and how's it looking?
My power is dead.
That can't be good.
I mean in this it's Ira for sure it's Ira for sure you just leave the boy down
Zyra cuz it's like I mean you can't believe you don't want to voice out the
idiot and this is just I don't like I mean this was pretty good I'm excited
I was waving at the stupid ass drop. What the fuck is this?
What was my charm? It's matchup diff.
Wait, did I just fight this guy though?
Oh, are you in charm diff?
Wait, he had killers of red and what?
What was my charm? Was my charm good?
I am pretty sure I wanted that Vow.
Well what was my charm, Zyra vs Vi, Sheikin, and Sheen.
Oh!
I mean it's already good for even 2 units.
And that's what I want.
I mean it's 15% health here.
I mean I could put this.
All right, fucking hopefully bring her just just kill me off
My azeer oh fuck my azeer no GG
I mean isn't this tribe just legit broken 15% health 15% damage amp like this shit
is like I mean it has to be broken all right well I just have to try to get them
one more time I mean oh he didn't have a combat charm there oh shit and GD I
Uh, I mean it's actually fine.
Have I rolled twice? I have what? Six gold for a charm?
4% damage?
No, cause the damage, this is like, I only have like one unit for, no, fuck you, NGD!
Is he even- Oh, it's not even that. Alright.
I think this D might be wrapping onto my my backline momentarily the moment the GA procs
Okay, but isn't this actually in a hundred zero anyway the fights that like my xyra just died and just look at the fight man
It's it's actually it's actually I just charmed it them. I actually charmed it them twice like come on
Also, I'm starting to think I might just be Executioner's 20 out of 20.
The fact that I get Missed, Melted like that hard, okay I guess I had Radiant Blue, never
mind my items are actually too good, and I found a cannon.
Yeah, but the fact that like I'm that competitive against Rengar 3, Yi 3, level 9, being level
8D entire game is fucking crazy.
The Yi had a Gumbelig Rengar.
This line is ass attorney, you're just in the lottery bud. Yeah, keep thinking like that.
Keep trying to flex.
Keep doing that.
While you flex, I'll be fucking, I'll be putting the fucking, the mouth light in the bag.
Like, okay, the thing is, I, I, okay, so my, my read is that on the first cup, everyone is so bad.
Like, it doesn't matter if you can just, if you can just make zero mistakes, even if you're contesting, like high key.
If you make, like, if you play a line that you can't make mistakes on, you might as well just play that.
And then like when people actually get better like when you actually get better at the set then you can start actually playing like
Different you know I mean, but I feel like
Right now like isn't this that actually hard or am I like this upset that this set is is easier than set?
I'll be 60 for sure and then he said set 15 and 14 were harder
But I actually think this set is like
I'm not saying that just because I'm hard stuff masters
I'm hard stuff masters every single fucking set at the beginning of the season and I guarantee you I
I guarantee you in three weeks I'll be fucking 1.5k anyway, like it doesn't fucking matter.
But what I'm trying to say is that this set is like, it's actually, I think the current
iteration of AD plus is the most skill-expressive line in like four sets.
Yes!
But the problem is like you also have to remember to remove your Nidalee 2 in some
games.
Like is it losing one life because you don't remove your Nidalee 2 a huge deal?
Is it like not making the absolute strongest possible board when you're playing flexibly
and other people are just putting the fucking fries in the bag, a huge deal?
Like obviously you're not going to load into a four-way mouth-bite contest, but I feel
like making one mistake is like, is worth way more than the placements that you gain
from like playing good TFD.
But the person that puts the fries in the bag is going to outplace more often.
Like milk is the worst TFT player I have ever fucking seen.
When I Bob review milk, I legit just, I just have, I just, I'm about to have a brain aneurysm.
But then the thing is, he wins every game.
It's just, it's just, he just puts the fries in the bag in his hard forces of broken
shit 20 out of 20.
He doesn't care if he's six way contested and then, and then GG.
But like, but I feel like that play wins every game, I'm not sure what, okay, okay, but the
thing is, like what I'm trying to say is like that that play, especially early into the set,
like it actually is better.
No cat.
Like I'm sitting here trying to flex like 10 fucking different units on my roll down,
and then I'm like two, two fucking rounds behind because I suck.
But in like in two weeks I won't suck.
That's what I spent the entire fucking first week doing.
I could have just put my units in the planner and called it a day.
Like, it's not even cold.
I could have just put the units in the planner and just pressed E for my units and I guarantee
you I'd be 500 LP right now.
Probably even more.
But I mean, I'm not going to fucking do that.
But like, I mean, the tournament's tomorrow and I think I just realized that like,
the set is too hard and I feel like you lose more placements than just putting
the prize in your bag.
For the first tournament at least.
early game you just use player game and then and then if you don't think you can go
nine you just you just put the present back I mean I tried to play a game of
calling to me all throw it my my chat told me to re-roll rock on that should
even have a synergy I'm pretty sure I was supposed to re-roll fucking Orc man
they told me to re-roll fucking Rakan and I I'm just loading it with a
fucking rock on zero synergy and I was just sitting on some I can't sell
I mean it's fine
It's fine if I if I get like high roll
Kale game
Maybe I can listen to Johnny Stubbs grab Kate and reroll
I'll tell you a boulder
I got a bow all whole day long for sure, but I don't even know if it even works playing
This breaks even if I win one round.
Is there a...
No, I can't level this hard.
Oh nice.
Wait, yo, yo, stop slamming!
Am I gonna lose this if I don't slam it, or what?
I think so.
Minus one.
And now I'm broke! And now I'm fucking broke!
I can't!
Also, isn't it probably better than this fucking dog-ass...
...Ziya?
Oh my god...
What the fuck?
Master G...
...the heck, the rim?
The rock on?
And now I'm broke except not really because I get eight gold and whatever it's called.
I'm probably done to just wait, because I don't really care about my HP.
It actually doesn't matter.
I will see you on, uh...
On 4-1.
And I'm probably just flexing executioners.
I mean, I can also play Sivir this game.
That's if I go Glove, I'm probably going Cloak though.
And I have R'A'L'O.
But I feel I'm not doing it right now.
This one's already a guaranteed top, whatever.
I swear this shit is fucking broken.
Game 2 re-rolls when I lose 2 gold.
This is 2 raw gold.
I mean, he's pretty broken.
Not really.
Is there a Ravager?
How much of a dude do you have?
83
This is too expensive I can't
One that first round
This is also a future focus and similar although I'm pretty sure it's just like an already move on up
I mean, he's 20 in the old half
Half
I'm first to go cloak
First picked cloak
Hog chain
I mean, yeah, two-star fuckin' Sejuani, man.
Like, oh my god, I mean, it's fine.
It's not even that bad.
But yeah, I would probably get 20 gold right now as well.
No, it's all about this OP as fuck.
Your tactician loses 20 health, but after 5, you gain 3 4-cost champions and 8 gold.
Isn't this shit actually broken?
Every time I take it, I feel like my game is easy as fuck.
No, it is you have first pick on kerosel as well man
Ravager
Ravager and a Warwick couple of Holly
I mean every time I take this my game is actually easy as fuck. I mean I can make Muralo. I'm
not trying to lose. I think I lose this round and it's interesting. If I find a cannon
it is what it is. There's nothing wrong with Muralo and Dara. But also I can also
I'll just play towards already this game.
Alright, if I won this round,
if I played a Kali plus something,
Jim or I can actually win that fight and then I'm pretty sure I could have fought with this.
And then now me.
I gained 1 EXP for each enemy that dies.
I'm gonna have to kill 4 for it to be good.
Am I killing four there?
All right, well I have to kill four
I'm gonna for sure
And I'm gonna go one more
Oh
I'm I still want
Please please please
Okay, nice. I mean it's automatic. Yes, but that's fine. I mean I need torture probably
All right
Listen to do my own play Riffy's brother nods
All right well here comes something good
I probably do love
Boke love bow
I mean I can actually play server this game as well
Ezreal I got Morgana, Zyra, Lillia
What?
Magic?
Coming at you.
Is there an executioner?
I should have seen, but I'm pretty sure the fights are fierce.
I'm gonna do the Juggernaut, Morgana, Ezreal, can I sell them, will ya?
I don't think... I basically just bought insurance.
Is that even good?
How much did I pay for this garbage?
Oh, I paid one more. Oh wait.
Children's Lasses are clear on roll.
I have two synergies.
Alright, I mean I couldn't actually play a lot of stuff here.
Seraphim's staff, and I just play towards Shogun, but then Shogun last was for...
Tooster pack for gold? Do I need more gold? Not really.
class cannon in this comp but then I have a bow. Should I have a forged bow first then?
I mean that could be voice staff. Hmm I could also just go class cannon.
Class cannon. I can roll once.
Oh another executioner. Is there a summoner? Summoner?
And I'm probably just gonna go void staff and then go shogun last was right here.
What is this guy doing on my screen it's pissing me the fuck off man.
Okay I mean I'm probably just playing executioners and I'm just playing natural on my board.
was for Shogen Ezreal. I got Cosyx too man. Spellweaver, yes Spellweaver plus one and
has a Cosyx too. How? How?
What? Oh nice. Oh nice, nice, nice, nice.
This is just a summoner for this, what is Morana?
Fucking useless, what is Alistar?
Fucking useless.
And I have a bow for Void, Void, Morello, Arc, Last Whisper, Shoujin, please tell me
I win this, I mean this guy is 3 on me but like my frontline is actually good, I was
to 20 people in Gargoyle my backline is insane.
Alright, I mean that looks pretty good.
Plus stealing.
Azir better than Mama!
Okay, well I don't have a fucking Azir, man.
I mean, there's a Soraka. Do I care about Soraka? I usually wouldn't, but the thing is, I usually
wouldn't go for it because it's BF Sword, but the thing is I have an Ezreal, so it's
actually fine. And I'm definitely playing Ezreal this
I have BF. I mean I'm probably going to Shogun. I probably won't make GS though.
Azir.
Three Executioner.
Ari.
Velia.
Nidalee is what? Do I have a dafter on my board?
Pointing to level.
I'm probably not playing...
I'm playing 4 executioner, Zyra carry.
I'm sure they have 4 executioner.
Uhhh, Auri, Lilia, I mean she probably hold Lilia as well.
I'm not playing... I mean it's between selling one of these two.
And I'm probably not holding Auri because I have a...
All right, I have Ezreal, all right, BoBF, I'm about to be, like, I feel like this is
what my game looks like every single fucking time I have a Miss R3.
Oh, I bet this is what my game looks like every single fucking time I take this augment.
You just fucking jam your items on your units and then you just have a free stage
and then you're like pretty rich as well and you already have units of your four boss
Something something something something something something all right GG and you are ass
There is a fiddle stick
I mean I win this round I
Get six gold by the way six
And the Morgana is all to my entire board
Oh, I got four more.
Man, it's all of this.
Where's my gold?
Hello?
He's holding a mouth fight, man.
Hello? He's holding a mouth fight, man. He's flexing the mouth fight and the dude. Lunar Lux.
I mean, I could play Lunar Lux and just reinforce the last Whisperer. I mean, this Lunar Lux is, like, not that good though. High key.
I could also just play Vertical Lunar. I have the last Whisperer. Okay.
of
the
Okay, I just looked at my items though, I mean it's probably always a voice-off of
I don't think I'm ever playing that with uh...
I don't have a single- I mean I could go Rabidons but I don't have a single front-line item.
Excuse me?
My only front-line item is a fucking Gargoyle.
Is that acceptable?
A Gargoyle.
Oh I think I'll go Prongard actually.
I miss Prongard.
I can't.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha well that's not good.
I mean salvageman for items like guild seal, no ascension, plot armor, oh I don't, I just
I thought I was wrong with my items man
I just selling luck
Omumu
I hold Lillia
GD
I can't
Mark avoid a Morello
I can't
Boyd
Morello
GS
rabbit on
That is a forging a rod the front line. Oh fuck. I need to make front line items
Wait, did I make good I use my day is my cloak
Great, man. I got fucking one shot. Did I use my cloak on what?
On what?
Where where is it? Oh
Oh, it's on the Malfire already?
Okay.
I mean, I can't reinforce two rods, I mean, I don't even know my item distribution, okay,
so what could I do?
I don't even know my item distribution.
I mean, arc?
Am I just repeating myself?
I mean, arc?
Am I just reforging rods then?
I mean, I can just play off the belt, never mind.
I mean, rabbit on starting.
I'm splitting my items.
I just play off the belt.
Void Morillo, GS, Void Morillo, GS, Last Whisper, i.e., Pear, Pear, Pear, Pear, Pear.
It's dead instantly.
What the fuck happened?
I can't even hold this.
Oh my god.
I think I'll take out one shot.
There's a cannon, but I can just go chain poke.
Okay, this is my last one, but I don't think this is actually fine.
I just don't have...
I mean, I can also sell Ezreal too if I have a Chain, which I don't.
Wait, wait, how did I lose by the way?
Isn't my board actually good?
How am I losing this?
I mean, he is this due to and this due to, but still, my board is actually good.
I don't get it.
Did I lose this?
I mean now I have my front items done but a mooboo pair.
I mean maybe a mooboo too.
I mean I guess this is not like actually that much.
Why serve him then if you won't use it?
I mean it gave me an Archangel on Zybel for the entirety of stage 3 but the Naumir
is losing every round.
And my my fucking Ezreal got one shot. It's just fucking stupid. I spoke we were causing shit
I mean he's cause it's two on the two milliseconds of the game in
Wait no, I think I'm dead he's cause it's two on three two with I
Have not won around I'm just like it's actually broken. No gap
I mean, if he eats this, I'm insinate.
Oh, there's a Mumu 2 and Ezreal 2.
Alright, I'm just not playing Zyra this game, fuck it.
And then I have tier belt, what's it called?
and I can drop this for something better.
I need the void staff to play around it.
I mean, I don't need Morello.
I'll probably just go like...
I'm not gonna go late.
Excuse me?
What the fuck is this?
How am I just getting...
I didn't win a single round the entire stage with Malphite 2 Soraka 2.
I cannot.
I mean, I need to drop this- I mean, I need to move this here, but I'm full.
What?
How?
This is actually the first time- I mean, how?
I had cyber being tires I had cyber the entire stage and then I just upgraded the
yes real
oh god
love belt
rod coke
point staff
I'm addition is in a fucking instant win no doubt
I'm rolling for what a zero two
I'm rolling for a zero two. I guess I'm like a better Juggernaut Blackthorn. Wait, I can play Blackthorn over Juggernaut?
Oh shit! Oh shit!
If I go tier... broad, quote, quote. Yeah, fucking.
What is the last one, Lucio?
I'm gonna force the full D-Fall and maybe I can get a better item.
But I'm out of movers, I can't even swap these.
miss iraq miss iraq i could have had zyra too now
i mean i have so many stars bfglobglobglob
bfbfglobglobglobgelt
i mean i'm pretty sure this was actually good though
i mean this was a 12k
i'm pretty sure this was pretty good for it
I get
I mean this is probably not just not gonna burn it's for executioner what
Okay, I mean, I don't get it.
I mean, yes, like, for the first half, but still, like, Malfy 2 with two items with a
gargoyle and adaptive in a belt and then Soraka with three is like how am I losing every round?
I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't know. I don't get it.
I probably shouldn't be holding all this while I look at this as I kind of want the uh...
What is Blackhorn? It's 46%?
Is it actually a decent upgrade?
If he moves the Yi over here, it is what it is.
Or if he didn't.
Is this guy strong?
I mean, it's kind of with the what?
No.
Okay, I mean, TG is really good.
I'm really, really good.
And then now I'm kind of down to roll for a zero to because I'm pretty sure for block 202 is actually fucking 30 KL
Loki and GV and GV
And GV
Oh actually you can swap it again but I mean I should have scouted the fucking Ezreal player
Okay, surely I don't get my back in one shot, I spread out to the... not Ezreal to me.
Get the fuck away.
My Ezreal got one shot!
What the fuck!
Okay, doesn't matter.
This doesn't do anything either.
GV!
I mean, this doesn't do anything either.
They're all shit.
Oh, my GG.
I think there's two people with E3, by the way.
E3, E3, how?
How, man, how?
E3, E3.
I cannot.
I need something that can kill this guy, cause there's no way I'm slashing fucking E3.
And now I'm dead.
I can actually beat this guy, like he's legit Thanos, but I can actually beat him.
How can two people, how can they contest E3?
How can they contest the Yi and they just both hit Yi 3?
I don't get it.
And the head of tempo was wrong because this has level 850 and this has level 8.
I mean if I don't get wrapped up one round this game is actually top 4.
I mean my Ezreal is actually dropping a nuke.
Kenan, Soraka, Azir, Ezreal.
Oh, goodness.
If you don't get that lucky eighth though,
I mean, I could have also had Xyra too
on the initial world now.
I'm pretty sure I win every single round.
I want to play some Aphelios, Aphelios is so fun.
I'm stuck in Silver 2, every comp feels like dog shit.
Colorado or Georgia Tech tonight minus 6.5.
What is that?
College football?
Or is it being negative 6.5?
I don't fucking know.
But what is that?
What's 40 minutes that?
But what is that?
What sport even is that?
Pig ball.
Nope, tried every comp, every single S-sericomp, utter piss. Bro.
It's probably not the comp's fault. It's probably that you are trash.
oh fuck I just got DM'd by a tournament admin that I have to fucking I have to
hold on I need to sign this fucking agreement form and release form I can't
one sec
give the initial
give the initial every single
It won't let me go next.
You completed the next required field.
I can't sign it.
Oh my.
Okay.
Hold on.
I need to fill out this fucking form.
I got told to fill out an ASAP, but it doesn't work.
It just keeps on going next, and then I can't...
Ahhhh!
I can't bury him.
time skip belt bfo time skip i mean you can't really go wrong belt bfo what is this whatever
the fuck solo plate belt i mean time skip is too good i think i'll be time skipping
you're a vanguard belt bfo and i can and then i can just figure out what i want to go
I can play three ripbees.
I can play hack-n-plus these two.
And then I can uh, yeah fuck it.
And then I can kill this out.
Uh.
I agree, I agree, I understand, next game, what is your jacket size?
What resolution do you use for TNT?
Holy shit.
Okay it's done.
Wait but I don't understand why I can't sign this.
That is refresh.
I appreciate I have to fill it out again.
I do man
All right, well, I'm not looking at it. I'm not looking my child in the five minutes
It doesn't work!
Okay, hold on, let's message it.
Okay, it doesn't work the release form.
I fill everything out, and then I just get...
I just get...
and then I just get stuck on NEXT.
I refresh and sing and build out again, same thing.
Remember that if you have any issues, try propagating your age and not build rather than having it buzz with your baby.
No, it still doesn't work.
try copy-pacing in your agent that feels rather than fighting him
I mean I can try copy-pacing this as well
You need to complete this fucking I give up I give up I give up
Okay, I'm even scouting to see what people are playing omega rip these clear mind spreading
roots. I can't really go wrong with chain and I just flex. I can also go bow into no
because if I play silver how am I not first pick? I mean do I really want to go chain
first? I mean I guess I can flex my backline so it doesn't actually matter.
Alright. Ezreal! Uh, is that Elderwood? I mean, I'm level 6. Is there a Vanguard, Vanguard?
Is this Juggeron and Vanguard? I mean, I definitely want to play Ezreal on my board.
pretty good. And the daughter is me. Just making it on. I mean I don't even want to slam anything.
Because I don't want to see what I'm playing on neutral, yeah. I'll just make Tony. Okay.
This guy has elderwood spellweaver. Fuck you man. Bro how? How is spreading boots still
I'm not allowed to be in the game.
I mean honestly tomorrow, wait the tournament's tomorrow right?
Yes?
Okay tomorrow I'm down to just get spread in with half my games and then like a 10th
streak opener in the other half and then GG.
I will actually just drop a 40, 40 point A.
I'm at level 6, making 20.
You wouldn't convert, that's not even possible, man.
Set.
Two star one-cost champions.
What is this?
Juggernaut Vanguard, what is this?
Juggernaut, what is this?
Brawler, what is this?
What is this? Elderwood? I mean I just have to sap one. I'm pretty sure this game I can actually go past nine.
Don't get
I already have the Ezreal I have I already have this I just need to find one Alistar
I already have set Ezreal
Level 6 20 gold
I'm about to just jam all my items starting next turn
And I was gonna go straight to nine and you need
You can get a 10th street opener every game so this you are fucking dog
You were fucking you were fucking dodging
All right
BoBFChain, Unara, Leblanc, I can play 5 Elder, but I can also play Leblanc over this.
I'm starting to want to play 5 Blossom, what is this?
I mean is this Juggernaut?
Okay, I don't know why I'm playing Blossom. Why the fuck am I playing Blossom?
Oh, oh wait, this is Executioner. Oh, never mind.
Oh, oh, this is good, actually.
Alright, don't play the new over, right?
Okay, is this not actually a fast 9-game?
Shoujin, last whistle, play run...
What was this? Better than you pipe down, alright.
I mean if I go last whistle and play around bow chain belt, is that acceptable?
Okay, is this not just a silver game, shojin red buff?
And then I just don't make anything else and I play around bow chain glove.
I can also go shojin last whistle but then I'm committed.
Am I committing?
I'm going to go last whistle and then I'm stuck with- I mean I'm going to go
Let me just stack one and see what happens.
I think I'll click items.
And I'll click turn groups.
And I'll click.
This guy has a super niddle.
He time skips and had a super niddle.
Okay, I don't know if I want to play super niddle.
But then if I roll on E for fucking Ezreal, am I not E?
This guy is like pro.
He had it way earlier because he's already at 14 takedowns. Like what?
Hello?
Ascension in this comp, I have no frontline right now. Promise protection,
bronze for life, exclusive customization, nature's shelter, bro. Fuck you. Does that
give me stuff also to one zaya no that's fine okay you know it to I'm kind of
that just commit and just start playing the game it just finished in here on as
real okay I mean surely it's I just finish three on tank but then but then
what I do I'm gonna go red buff and I can also just play a fucking what's it
called
Is it DV or is it IE?
And I don't really want to make uh, what's it called?
And I'll just play and then I just make front line item. All right, and then I'll just play a problem on one board
I feel like if I make last one I'm stuck on full belt chain and how the fuck do I make a front line item?
I can't
Oh, belt chain.
I wouldn't be surprised if I is better.
How much creep is this, buddy?
40?
Glove belt? Glove chain belt?
3 free reals, pepperon 2.
Alright, I need a vanguard.
Nothing can hold me back.
What is this?
It's called Eva?
Vanguard.
Should I just drop Blossom? I mean, I don't really want to drop Blossom because...
Because I have three free reels. I can just roll for fucking Blossom from every turn.
I mean, this looks pretty good.
Shoji on red dv, step-ass, play around belt.
I'm gonna have two tank items next turn and I have a 300 carry, so I'm probably guaranteed
to win the next two rounds.
And I don't know how the fuck I'm going to die.
I think I'm gonna be rolling for fucking Ezreal.
I mean, I already know the skins in 8.
I'm gonna, like, bro, like, I could also just play towards Silver, but that guy's already Silvered Italy.
Like, what's gonna happen is I'm just gonna roll down on 8.
Even if I hit Ezreal 2, I'm just gonna go, oh yeah, time to go 9.
And then I go 9, and then, and then I'm dead.
But I should have just stayed on 8 and rolled for fucking Silver.
Oh wow, I got this? I mean, you should have got that for sure.
I mean, I don't want to like the thing is like I don't want to roll for fucking super nidalee from this
mod like this you anything I mean I can play this dude to with with ravager plus I have two
front-end items are that's pretty good I'm just a ravager I mean I did a block I need a roll
for an iron chance to get a roll okay well I'm definitely playing Ivern and I'm definitely
playing Blossom still I mean am I still playing Blossom I mean surely not if I
found an Ivern all right this game's over I can't but now I don't have Blossom
it's that good I mean I have to play Vanguard frontline
Alright, while I'm making the night, I'm gonna have like a fully stacked- Please tell me it's-
OOOH!
It's all the trees and mushrooms!
Alright, GG!
Trees and mushrooms, it's not the stupid ass rock in the fucking flowers.
So it's either like a giga high roll.
I can't!
That's a burst of my self esteem.
And then...
RE for Blossom next turn? I might as well roll once a turn.
I can sell a 2 star Hecarim this turn. Fuck it!
Fuck it!
And I move out of the set. Is he even that much weaker?
I mean I just got 5 million gold fuck you. I can't
I feel like it's not even that much weaker and then it's I just got fucking 16 gold. I got 14 gold net. I mean that's pretty good
So why is my duty dead incident?
It's easy that lose. I
Think my guy died in
I mean I'm fighting I'm fighting the fucking fiddle to three on Soraka man
I mean even if this is like a role like I'm on average
It's not it's even if this is a heckling to give on average. I get 14 fucking gold man
I get 14 fucking gold when I'm trying to go fast time. I get 14 goals 14 14 1 4 14
14 1 4 14. Alright. Well anyways, I don't give a fuck about blossom
I don't really care about vanguard, I probably need to play Kog'Maw this game.
I could play Fiddlestick and then not play Diana, Rod, Bells, I need to play Teng Nhaem,
Okay, we're not playing around the rod.
I mean, that's pretty good now, I don't have to look at this room.
Lots of mash.
Okay, well now, I might as well level,
then I just roll once we're trying my turn.
I mean, am I playing this? No.
I mean, should I just roll for like...
Isn't this actually, I just roll for Ash Silver,
instead of going fast side
or no
because I already have, I mean that's no
I mean I'm down to roll for like some 2 stars and then I'll evaluate
I mean this guy's level 8 all in, mouth fight 2, or a mouth fight Nidalee fucking Sivers
while I dive roll and he already has 2 Sivers.
And this is the fight with Shred Thunder.
I'm gonna have to play Claw now.
Water and Plant is setting, bro it's one fucking Managen man, it's fine.
Steel did steal and I commit to 9 fucking.
If it wasn't for that commit to 9, am I making it?
Perhaps!
I'm gonna happily call them all on my board on the screw.
Now I'm gonna start the next three so I just fucking send it here.
How do I play Kog'maw, my board? What is this?
My front line?
I cannot.
Am I ever playing Green Blossom?
I'm just playing off one last time probably and I just played for the end.
This is definitely too as well.
I mean good thing I did not re-roll for fucking silver.
But I think the entire lobby is playing silver.
And he's got another component I can't even.
Okay, he's playing for the seven.
Well, three rolls?
I mean, yes, I will.
But I just got blossoming
I'm gonna roll once we're drawn and you
Temporary in the whole the temporary indomitable
What is this Vanguard
This is awesome. I mean I definitely want to hold that because I'm probably going to
call him out. I'm going to hold that. I mean I don't really care about how to run
through that much. Alright, what kind of level? Any time soon?
I mean if I get last whisper I can drop this stupid ass off and call him out.
I mean if I level Nessar I lose 10 exp worth of value, but then if I don't level Nessar
I'm not going to win a single round. Also, I can't even level Nesshrut anyway. I just
have to play for one life. I can't. What is this? Uh, that boat in F1. I mean, there's
an Ash with it. The last one's fine. Okay, well that's not good for me. Alright, well
that's not good. I'm just a set, but it has a belt. It's half-guard breaker. Alright,
Well, that's not good, because I kind of wanted that last whisper, so I don't have to play
Cogmaw.
Alright, well I guess I'll play Cogmaw.
We sac 1, set 2, Ezreal 2.
Have to play Cogmaw.
I mean, I just leveled for this, and I just upgraded some units, and I'm pretty sure
I just won the game anyway.
One roll, GD.
40% perfect, that's my damage.
I mean, I have to sac 1, because it's a perfect interval, or not perfect, but again,
it's supposed to grow.
If I win this one round, isn't the game actually over or not?
Probably, man.
If I take a good loss, it's also probably over.
Ooh, I'm fighting a Master V3, Nidalee 2 on 7, even though Nidalee is 3-way contested
this game.
Nidalee is 3-way contested and he just loads up with Nidalee 2 on 7.
I can't.
Ah, that was almost a good loss.
I mean I technically can take like a 2 unit loss on this stage so...
And then now I get my last 10 EXP
And...
G!
Nuna and Lux
This dude too, Ivern paired
I can't even play this. And that's not gonna drop. I mean, I think Lunar loves to have zero items.
Alright, my board is actually pretty good. I'd be really surprised if I lose this round.
Isn't my board actual Thanos?
Set 2, Hecarim 2, level 9, Kog'Maw, 3 item, 3 item Ezreal, like I'm actual Thanos.
And then if I survive this round, I just go 9, but I'm already 9.
And then I just use my gold, hit like some two stars, and then GG.
If this guy had already 2, I think I would've been dead.
I mean, I can drop the Kog'Maw if I get any shred, which I probably will.
So I'm just gonna drop it now for Taric plus...
And then I can find a gnar.
And... Oh, also I need to hold this cannon.
For fuck's sake, man.
Alright.
Alright, get the fuck off my board. Fuck you and fuck you. There's no way I miss.
And let's just take some econ. And I can go gnar over to this.
I could if I hit Draven too. I'll just play Draven and drop the stupid ass Ash.
Fuck awesome. And...
And...
J!
No my god I'm too far, there's no hitting a booboo tube, let's fucking mouth out of this game.
Here's my board.
Let me just roll for these.
All 4 costs.
I'm sure they have some combat.
Trash.
Okay whatever the fuck do I fuck you.
Move items.
I think these four mugs sets us.
Don't cloak.
Eh?
And gee, this is my board.
I mean, is my board not, is my board actually bad?
I'm pretty sure my board is giga Thanos by the way, legit giga Thanos.
I just need like Ken into her ash too and GG.
Oh I could have been driven over ash, but I mean I feel like it's actually mean utility.
Ohhhh.
Okay.
Yes, this is 5-1 by the way, this is 5-1, people are probably still sitting there
fucking dumb, you're ruining the dumb ass.
I mean, all I need is combat, man.
Temporary emblem appear. I mean, is that executioner?
It- like, okay, I mean, let me just take out the fucking Elderwood,
and then let me just take out the Blossom.
Also, where the fuck is the gnar?
I can't.
I mean this guy's silver one or silver two with a BT mouth by one front line surely
And my front line is a terror to heck run to set to
Jay
And then I just make it to another item in the games over just wait a cat in two may I mean who knows
Maybe there's a tg on carousel and gg and gg
All right
I feel three I mean I might be two lives now except if I get three over here. That's just the fucking that's what I call bad
Fuck it. I just don't roll
I mean, nah, I should roll because if I hit it too soon, I'll probably sell one, alright.
And now I'll meet.
I mean, this guy's still level 8, donkey rolling every turn from outfight.
Meanwhile, I'm level 9, Terracid 2, Set 2, Ezreal 2, Ivern 2, whatever pair to get impaired.
and J.
See?
Alright, TG. If there's a TG on Ferrisal, the game is legit instantly over.
It is fucking instantly over.
GG, GG!
And...
This game's over.
I mean, just to cure my fucking... my cat.
I mean, yes, it's just over. It's just over.
And I just go this, this, this, alright.
It died before stunning his back, like man, you idiot.
You idiot.
I mean, it doesn't matter, it's already beyond the world.
I can't.
And watch this.
Next round?
Elderwood Luxe.
Dark Angel Gumblade on this, that's pretty good, I mean even Trout, Red buff.
Should I just give this HP? Maybe I'll give this Amp with this list.
And I'll have a tree here.
Alright, well I'm really close to winning the game.
And then if I get Elderwood Lux, I just play Elderwood Lux over here and just drop over here and give you.
I mean I just think ash is a better red buff spreader than fucking dumbass ivory.
I mean surely I can find one of Kenan 2 or fucking Nara 2 or Ash 2 when I've been denying the entire fucking stage
Hello
Read his ability
Okay
Thanks to our shield and 50 minute for six seconds
Then deal
adjacent to them after casting six times I mean is that actually better because it's
only adjacent to these units is that good but I feel like this just hits a whole war
3 Managing, and the Colonel Lux.
Ash 2, Kraken JG, and G. I can't.
Alright, I have a rod.
I don't know if I can get a two star or a combat arm.
I mean if I have archangel then I might have zero and whatever it's called.
I need 115% in past game.
I mean I'm the backline, I'm the backline too much stuff.
I mean, I just don't play a Tarp.
Miss R2.
I might have to go fucking combat.
Uhhh, brawn.
Weak!
As long as I have a combat Tarp every single turn, I'm pretty sure...
I mean, not pretty sure, I'm certain.
There's no way I can fucking lose.
The set was kinda close.
I mean, maybe it was a combat charm dip, who knows.
Buddy, you have a eunora on your board, okay? I mean, who cares, man?
Yes, I have a eunora on my board, but what about the rest of my board?
The rest of my board is all fucking upgraded.
Okay, okay, that's a fake win. Wait, isn't my board actually like unbeatable? Who the
fuck is beating this board the moment I got the TG?
It wasn't a second, it wasn't a second, it's just a fucking bug, man.
Ahhhh...
Oh, Firas, what the fuck are you selling, man?
This is a comparatively peaceful time.
At
the
lucky for Nixx is in the queue, bud, bro, this is the second day in a row that the team
that I'm rooting for is 0-2 when I give up on them and I go to sleep and I wake up and they reverse me.
I have not watched the team that I want to win a single fucking game.
If you're a DK, DK30, no gap.
Wrong!
Oh, I fucking hate defenders, but maybe I should be holding them.
Right, I swear the defenders are so bad.
Also, I have a GA.
So I kind of want to play E. I kind of want to play E. I use GA Warwickled items and just play towards E.
Is there any E players? Hopefully not.
Caitlyn.
I mean, I could just team building the Eve, it's a long run with Eve, it's already
I think this is the Gladiator.
Future Focus!
Quick Streets are Future Focus!
Probably Future Focus.
I'm pretty sure this shit is fucking broken.
It was...
It's a new game. It was a new game.
It was a fucking new game.
I mean I could still slam the GA and then just have this whole items and that just play
ah great I got a shield.
These items are fucking dog shit.
I mean I wouldn't have said anyway.
These items are some fucking dog shit.
I mean I just went towards the silver then.
Alright I was going to go like Shogun and then if there was like more like a more
flexible item for Aphelios. I would probably play towards Aphelios, but I'm probably playing
towards Thiver. But I can still play Aphelios if I get a Last Whisper, because I can just
show N'Zyra. Either way, this spot, it's just another first. I cannot. I cannot.
Six takedowns? How? Oh, does it count like the fucking, in my main musta- wait, how
do I have six takedowns? That means I can make ten if I just get two kills. Wait? Oh,
Oh, it started with three. Oh!
Oh!
I'm sure they can get two fucking kills here, man.
Nice.
That's one. Agro here, Agro here, G.
No!
This is three gold!
One off and now fucking broke chain
Rip the beast of roller what is this ravager?
I mean, can I hold this and make one two?
Oh wait, I have- oh, I can farm one gold, or two gold, and then I- oh fuck, I could've
actually held this.
Oh that's okay. The problem is I'm not sure anyway.
3.20.
I mean I'll just go cloak on Parasol, I'm just flexed.
If I get Last Whisperer I can play Aphelios, and if I don't get Last Whisperer I'm just
gonna play Malfight, what's it called.
The cloak is on a fucking one cost? Excuse me?
Alright fuck that, fuck that.
3 cost glove? Alright fuck.
If I don't get gargoyle then I'll probably play towards, I'll probably just play towards
affiliate Zyra with the glove. And if I get gargoyle I can still play middle. I mean no
matter what this spot is looking like a top whatever.
Oh brainguard sword? What, no more? Oh brainguard sword? I don't want to fucking, I don't
I don't want a G8 man, I don't know, a Master Yi?
It was a Master Yi game.
Make 20, what is this, Ravager?
Adapta.
Basically, my board is complete trash, but it's going to be good in one turn.
or two turns. Maybe I'm going to farm an extra two gold. You meet one of that guy and it
turns out he was right. What? Who? Make fun of who? Why did it look like I didn't kill
single unit. I mean guys the HP doesn't matter the HP actually doesn't matter
because we just watched this next round I'm just going to win out level 5 bacon
20 just wait just wait
and that's I got all AP items that I'm completely bothered about AP units.
two re-rolls, and I upgrade Kabukko to...
This is Ravager.
I mean, I can actually just play around Kabukko mid-game, though.
That should probably just lose a gold.
On the side of the sun.
Just accent the gear.
Can we get you to these?
Why does everyone look so strong?
Oh, this side's not strong.
Alright, nice.
Legion horn?
No.
Ten.
Eleven.
Slow.
We're off for two more.
Alright.
just look just look at my spot I I mean it's actually kind of hard to low roll I
can use I mean look at it no I don't really want already
Uh, what is this thing in fact for, AD and AS?
I should probably hold like a juggernaut in case I find a juggernaut.
Should probably keep the rapid fire, I don't know if I'm going to miss.
Should probably keep the defender in case I find the defender.
Alright, chain cloak... chain.
And...
Oh, okay.
Well, I guess I'll be playing Ophelia of Zyra this game.
I can't.
Is that a Vanguard?
Bro, is it crazy to get farm 2 gold here?
Not really.
Chain cloak, play around chain glove.
I mean, now I don't need that situation though.
2 gold?
I mean, I just giggled Hyrule, that hit all 3.
Uh, yeah.
I mean, even if I'm about like two of them, isn't this spot already like GD?
It didn't farm me at all.
Nope. I mean, yes, man.
It gives three 4 costs, eight gold.
So now my econ doesn't even shit.
12 gold or 9 gold guaranteed, and I see 3 3 costs, I mean that's pretty good, 3 3 costs,
I can also go class of 9 on this level, 3 3 costs, what I get Diana, that's really good,
Rengar is that good, uh, this is the Vanguard plus the thing, I mean surely, I'm on
two straight I don't just greet this two gold man bro he's all these three
take downs away
I mean I'll just I'll just level I'll just level that's turn let me make a 50
this turn and I'm doing the level breaking con this is one awful war three
I mean, that's fine. I need a bow anyway. It's fine. What the fuck? I'm just reading fucking war too, man.
Oh my god. I don't get it. 36 to level? I mean, I get too old.
Set. Do I have a brawler? Do I have a mana potion? 36.
I mean, I've farmed two golds, bro, it's not even worth it, man, but if I lose this round,
my spot is actually bad.
What if I lose this round?
And it's actually probably a fight dip on here.
All right.
Does it matter which one I play?
13?
13.
All right.
Okay.
Okay, well now I didn't really want to level because now I can't even buy this shit unless
I- Okay, I was hoping it doesn't cash out this turn.
Bro, I pay $4.7 and then I miss.
Then I have $30 gold next turn.
Bro, no no no, it's not a Rengar diff. It's not a Rengar diff. I'm playing Zoran in this idiot. I can't.
Unless you can get...
No, I'm not locking a level 7 job. No no no no, it's a level 7 job. No no no, not bad.
Not bad.
Level 7 shop, I feel like there's way better stuff you can hit.
And I can just sell this stupid ass Rengar for like Inferno, probably not Adapter unless
it's Nidalee.
I mean, Ravager if I hit Diana too, I mean, any summoner, it's only Shogen, but it's
It's not worth fucking tangoing me, fuck that.
I have the glasses here because I don't have a...
I'm gonna play Zyra this game.
Baylux, is that good?
What does Baylux do?
Heal the lowest percent ally for 18% of the ability damage.
Is that good?
I don't even know if this is better, I might as well roll once and try and block it, alright
Well, if I lose a single round, I'm- I'm- I mean...
I don't even know if this is better.
This looks better, this looks better. It's- it's dropping a fucking nuke on me.
Uh-oh.
I mean that's pretty good and it healed a little bit okay
That's what summer though
I mean I can see a charm
Okay well I'm not buying that
I'm in a cog maw, it's just invoker, is there something better?
What the fuck is this thing?
Alright, I'll set the chargers to be buffing the back line.
Alright.
I think I lost. I lost for sure man. This guy has a 300 fucking Teemo too. I lost. And
now I'm broke. I lost my 3, like I lost 1 gold plus I lost 3 gold again. And then now
Now I 4-2.
Oh my.
I mean I'm about to spike, man.
I'm about to spike.
The problem is my items were split.
I could also just show them in the fucking portfolios.
And then not split my items like an idiot.
Also this Lux fucking sucks.
Am I alive?
Is that good?
I mean this Lux just fucking sucks.
Get the fuck on board.
I mean it's not even that much worse.
Ah, I'm not fucking...
Alright.
After 18 seconds gain a roll, no. What if I lose the round?
I mean, I need some front line items. If I go Morello...
If I just running here, it could be front line. I could go like Val, Morello, play around.
My items are going to be split regardless, man. What the fuck?
I mean, I could go Crown Guard Redemption and then not play Anti-Heal.
Is that fine? No anti-heal? No? Alright, let's just do this.
Ohhhh! This does not look right either. I mean, if I don't get... No, I don't give a fuck.
If I don't get anti... I mean, if I don't get an item augment, like I refuse to go fucking... what's it called?
I have to finish two tank items. I'm not even some firepink.
Alright. If I don't get an item augment here, I'm just gonna FF the game. I'm just gonna FF.
I mean surely I have double econ, surely I can find one item augment and then GV.
Ohhhh.
I'm a regular sub farm, it's still going to be two tank items, it doesn't fucking matter.
And then I'm stuck with tier, I mean this is not even an item augment.
Dooku Pandora's Agents.
I don't have to fight over the two units.
Can't really roll with the reporter.
I got a Malachi- Oh, I got a Taric P.
Oh, and G.
And G.
She's gonna be over.
I can't.
Mama beak
Oh, little bit of trash, trash, trash
Excuse me?
My mama because zero items. I mean if that's the case I might as well just do this man
Desire a little bit more managing
I'm zero gold with with the no fucking two-star but honestly my side was actually good
My items like my items went from really bad to very good
Zyber paired affiliates paired Brock paired I cannot
I mean I don't have a single two-star man like what the fuck I
Guess I have one more roll if I drop my fucking if I sell my heckra month. Oh great. Oh
Wait, oh wait three three cost
Thank you man
Random for cause no
I probably won't upgrade the...
Can I even... Can I even hit?
No.
Okay, it's fine. I'm about to spike.
I'm about to spike.
The spike is coming. The spike is coming.
Warwick team, ramble back to me.
I mean, it's actually fine.
Okay, also, isn't this mana thing on Sentinels actually underrated when I have Zyra?
And I didn't kill a single unit.
And I'm on life.
And I'm 13 each week.
And I'm on life.
Also, I need to sell this in roll because I need to lock and nope, because I need
to know who I'm going items for.
I mean, I could just go bow and then flex, whichever one I hit first.
He's right.
What is there?
There's also a tear with a bloke, nope, and I'm 13 HP, that's easily too loud so that's fine.
Alright, 5 Osvoe and then now I know whoever I hit first, and I started the game with 1 Ophelios, 1 Zyra, 1 Rock,
Future Focus, Champ Delivery, Duo Q, roll down, and I don't have one of them upgraded.
I would have won all of these rounds, I'd be like 40 HP man, like oh my, I don't get it.
All right, I'll still have a Bremlak one.
No, I'm probably still top four. Just wait.
Just wait. Blossom. A loony.
I mean, what the hell did they do?
Okay, I fell to those two.
Is there an RE player in my pool? There's a E player.
Another E player.
Uh, Last Whisper.
I.E.
TV.
Barolo.
Void Staff.
J!
GG!
If I can hit Zyra too, it's an actual Insight.
If I can hit Zyra 2 it's an actual instant dvd.
Except I don't have a Brambleback 2.
And his Zyra is giga-scaled.
And I'm dead.
I don't know, I'm hitting Zyra too man.
I mean I don't have, I don't have Bramble back items which is a huge problem but I'm
surprised.
I guess I don't want to ramble back items.
But like, is it actually a problem to no ramble back items?
I mean, it is 2 items Zyra, so that's probably why it's so shit.
But I mean, if I can just hit fucking 2-star Zyra and I give it 3 items,
I'm pretty sure I'm going to win every single fucking round in save 4, by the way.
Wormog's Gargoyle, Val, Last Whisper, IE, BB.
I mean, my setup is actually good, man.
I have a Taric as well.
What did I fight here like it for me to get rodeo
He got 50 old by the fucking what what?
I felt the oats
What do you have the amount I do I mean mouth by two but he had a D claw
I don't know what I was doing.
Who can go triple combat nowadays?
It's not possible.
Like a pro.
And duo kill is not even an econ augment.
It's two components.
That's pretty good.
All right, well I don't think I'm hitting...
I mean, that's fucking insane.
Double affiliates, too.
And... Genie!
Oh, oh, oh!
And Judy and Judy
My board is actual fans
My front line is good my back line is really good
Huh, that's weird. This guy didn't kill a single unit. I can't! I can't! I mean, just wait.
It's getting better than Nasha's yet, because my father can probably sustain it. And then, like,
Gintsu probably, like, let's say, like, six seconds into the fight is already in general right now.
Like, Nasha's group, no JGE. That shit is ass. I can't. I mean, now I'm just going for,
for like gigatarm and gd
Fuck it
I'm not rolling twice again. Like I mean I roll twice. I'm not gonna find a better time
I mean one of all my task is pretty good man 16% attack speed. That's like 20k damage low key. All right
Mmm
This guy looks strong as fuck. I think he has a hack run 3. I'm fighting him. Oh wait that's
not hack run 3 the fuck. Your highest health unit goes to getting 750 health? Excuse me?
This guy's from in his ass!
Oh, I mean, the terrorist is living pretty well.
This cannon is just killing...
If he doesn't have the 750 HP, he's dead, man!
And oh my, also I don't know why I'm clumped on the left.
I should just go on the right, man.
And then, then, then, then, oh my God.
750 HP on a fucking, on a Val crown guard.
700, 750 HP on a Val crown guard
is the equivalent of 2K health.
I lost to Elderwood Ezreal Soraka duo.
Oh my God.
No, my port is actually good.
I mean, I'm gonna pramble back a little bit like my voice is actually good.
Ha ha ha ha.
How many subs to hard forced causes for all not I'm not playing fun
because I don't care bro there's a fun tournament for okay you know what board
is actually broken though is a I'm not gonna show another night but I'm pretty
sure it's actually broken
I'm going to let it close in my 4-4 to the chat.
How the fuck do you climb? I've never seen anything higher than a 5. The buffers are
tactical. The moment you're at 1LP, you just send the fast 8 and then you don't even lose
You lose zero.
I love you.
I just don't click future focused.
Cause I had the item handle and I can't really bridge.
I mean, I got bailed out.
But I feel like if I didn't hit those units, I'm pretty sure I was going to eat them.
You're in a-a-low.
Why does Kager keep calling you the rank 1 TFT player?
Because I think he thinks I'm an influencer.
And he thinks I'm a rank 1 influencer, but I mean, whatever, rank 1 is rank 1, man.
Alright.
I mean, I'm actually a professional player, like, I don't know.
I don't even throw it. Every time I ugly this stupid ass Leona, this idiot is not thinking.
Like am I like do I even bother holding the defenders? I swear this shit. Like the three
games that I have upgraded defenders my mid game just in Gigi instant Gigi
K.O. Game.
What is this?
I get 2, 1 cost, 1, 2, and 1, 3.
What is that?
2 plus 2 is 4 and 7.
This is 8 gold, but this isn't a chance, and the ESV is fading.
Oh, okay. I can't.
I mean, if the defenders are this upgraded surely, I mean, my spot just looks like an uncontested burst.
Legit, this spot, AVP's in the, I don't even know what.
Archangel for the game.
Jay!
Bro, okay, like this spot is legit unbought for it.
I have Archangel with an insane frontline.
Did you know that the champion under the charm isn't rolled until you click the charm so if
you level during the turn you should wait to click the charm.
What the fuck?
Did Laduck figure that out?
Like you just like started pre-leveling and eventually you get a 5 cost?
The fuck?
Or 4 cost?
I don't know.
We all knew that on PDG day 2.
Alright.
Sure man.
Alright.
I was ornune is not that tanky. What's tanky, Ornn or Leona? 460 shield, 70 armor that
the case over all the honestly think you actually
I could send double arc no
or two I mean my son don't work yeah let me start for sure but it's like then
I'm down something the Lord not really I have arc tier rod arc tier rod guard
I can't.
This charm is so OP, man.
It's literally so OP.
I just- I click one button and- and- and let's say I low roll like really hard and you actually
can't play around the unit, it's- it's just minus one, but if you high roll you just-
your entire mid game is just solved.
Like what?
How can your entire game just be played by clicking one button?
This should have to be done.
You can get that charm on 2-1 if you're pre-leveled, you can get it on level 3.
It's 5 gold to get a random 4 cost.
But lowkey, the dope we needed is like, it's kind of worked it, so, I'll allow
it.
Um, how do I go to go to Rabadon and just play around tier?
Actually, I guess if I have Archangel GG it's better.
Actually, I don't even know if that's true.
It's flat AP on flat AP, but the thing is it's like amp on rabbitons, it's like kinda broken.
But the executioner...
Oh!
I mean I just sac...
I can't... how much correct? 25?
I can't...
I don't really want to legal this, cause uh...
It's giving HP to these idiots.
But I don't want to use this.
It gives 150 HP to this, that's it.
Alright, I'm done with my Q.
This is going to be the executioner.
Inferno, spellweaver, I can play...
What's it called?
I can also just Niko the Shentu then.
Shentu swap items.
I should probably scout.
I mean, I can just start win streak, I mean, that's what I'm probably just gonna sell.
I don't really want to sell Vega Artido, oh, Gigi.
I mean, I'm done to suck this, it's the same strength and it's cheap.
How much gold do I have?
It must be dumb.
Jay.
I will hold that one this round around for you.
No, I'm not actually broke, I bought this, it's only because I can't make 20.
After 3 player combat, game 2 goes per fight 1.
I can't.
And now I'm 3 streak, Megan 20, he said I'm 2 gold banked, next turn I'm gonna have
a 5 plus 2 plus 1 is 8, so I'm guaranteed 30 as well, oh, oh hello Emmy, oh wait hold
but Emmy just whimpered at me.
Emmy, hold on.
Wait, I need to, I need to treat her out.
Emmy, hold on.
This is Rek'Sai 2.
another sherniko oh I'm done you're not even right I do it was not the same
you go I've bf rod I go shogen player on rod shogen arc jg six times you re-roll
the shop
okay I'm gonna show that with this round
Wait, oh no.
Okay.
Okay, the problem is, help, help!
And they hold on.
Do I need this guy because I need to, I need to Niko, I mean, I guess I should Niko anyway
I'm gonna hold Alistar right?
Is there anything else I can play if I don't hold Alistar?
This is Alistar over the Jhin 100-0
Are you guys losing? I think I lost. I lost. This unit is some fucking dog shit.
This this this Seraph unit is very short. Minus 2 gold is low.
All right, this Rezira is gonna work on 50-0, man. I can't get a row of consuming flora
I mean I can still play this even without
I'm gonna give me an item
Game three gold bronze for life. They're always grab bag
I mean I'm not thinking this okay just gold
Talk about to I can't
Okay, the thing is, I need to be here to pick up my gold.
Bro, I'm gonna sack one gold?
No!
Oh wait, oh she's just sitting here.
Wait, but now I feel bad.
I think she wants to go out.
I don't know if she's hungry or she wants to go out, but I can go take her...
She's been aggroing on the neighbors recently, so I have to put on the leash nowadays because
she's all grumpy and just aggroing on everyone.
But then I don't know where the leash is. Also, I didn't kill a single human.
Excuse me? How? What happened to my horde, man?
Okay, give me the two gold right now, man.
Hello?
I'm trying to make 50, man.
Okay.
All right, here we go.
Like, look at these defenders, I don't get it.
Hey, what's up?
He just got a bow on a fucking mouth fight.
I mean, do I have to go chronograph or frontline?
Probably.
I'm bugged.
That's too bad.
Wait, hey, stay!
Oh, no, I'm not the dog!
I love the- I mean- I mean, wait!
Bro, I had to bring her back in,
because another neighbor was walking their dog,
and then-
What a beautiful dream is life.
Told to level.
I'm getting fucking overstimulated, man.
Okay, I need to see if my shop is good or not.
Oh, I fucking overstimulated.
Like the first time I took her out, a neighbor walking their dog and then if I left her like
usually she's good to just do whatever she wants but sometimes she just goes to walk
on or like it goes in and barks at other all yeah also I didn't kill a single thing what is this
all right how is this my spot
can someone explain to me how this is my spot when I booster packed and I silver destiny three
gold and I made 20.
Oh, all right.
Holy shit, my items.
I cannot.
And Breville's good in this lobby, like, really good.
Sivir... I mean, what is this? 3 Flora? Oh, it's Defender. What is this? Just Summoner.
I mean, I'll just have these whole items, and then instant sell.
Wait, my items are legit perfect.
Perfect item, Malphite, Void Staff, Shoujin, Void, Arc.
I don't really like splitting these components at all.
Alright, hopefully I find a cannon so I can land the kill.
Alright, I am not even rolling that much gold, but I mean actually that's not even true
because I can open so like half of my garbage.
I mean I just have to go this, like it's actually, it's true that you don't have to go to this.
Alright.
I found one Malphite with Commerce Core and one copy of... wait, I can make 10 I guess.
This is my... what?
The fuck?
I have Commerce Core and he has Soraka too and... and what? I don't know, but I... what?
This is... this is... this is Booster Pack or Commerce Core?
This is Booster Pack, Commerce Core?
I can't...
Zero Cannon as well?
I mean Soraka too, that's pretty good I guess.
I have two reviewers and that's fine. I'm not even Zyberpaired, man.
Shuljin, Arc, JG, Voidstaff. I can't. I can't.
quite paired, Master Yi for- okay, but honestly his Yi items, he has a fucking ginsu QSS.
But I have no- I don't have a single two star. With commerce core, it's not this
mad. I mean, I would have won this if I had a single fucking two star as my frontline.
I mean, I just need two more casts on this fucking-
I had, I had, I also found, I also didn't find Kenin 2, this guy's Malfight 2, Malfight
2, Amumu 2, Soraka 2, and I have Commerce Core by the way, with it.
I mean, I could go Executioner plus one if I get a Glove, but I mean, it's an open Rod like he cares.
What the fuck is this?
And he has Expedition. I mean, it doesn't even matter. Even if he hits, I have more than enough Gold to hit.
I- I- Oh, great. Let's just lose the round for fun, then.
A PogChamp, man. A PogChamp.
I can't even- Bro, fuck is here, man. That's illegal.
Show that I'm kind of one of you
Amumu too
Also, if I don't have Kennen, I actually shouldn't attack Amumu. I don't I don't really like I'm a shed doesn't even anti-heal shit
I should have sucked the uh
But also if this were Zyra 2 instead of Soraka 2, then we're actually win
But I think without Zyra too my board is ass
The stronger unit is just the biggest fraud
You know who's not a fraud?
Zyra
Except I'm zero Zyra
I also don't have a cannon
I mean, what is this Laura plus I mean I could just play this over to this but then
it doesn't even do anything here.
I have zero items for it.
And I have voice out like it's our household voice out
Leaves rebel that one rock one
All right, so where's the Ken
At least I found the melt I do.
And Brevo's super good as much up, also doesn't feel like it's no damage, lost his room, I fucking can't.
I can't bury the moon.
Does he ever STF you?
This is hold the rock, and just send the mate.
except not really cuz he's 45 HP
I mean I might as well just hold it cuz I'm pretty sure I actually compete like if he doesn't hit rock team he's just dead
and I just get free placements
alright I'm gonna hold him this then
I'll hold my Zyrus
I mean he's putting out his board so it doesn't hold him anyway
alright
I'll just let those guys use my rolls now
oh
okay
I'm so raw
I don't have that executioner, I have 5 people in the world who are sure I can get something.
I'm out of the weaponry, didn't hit as well but it's fine.
I'm not even convinced that what's it called it's even better I'm in my board it looks
like fucking Thanos. Three item, three item, three item, so my prismatic is uh, it's a,
it's, it's, it's my prismatic. And then also I'm down a component because Iron Assets
is uh
okay I mean I don't know what the fuck this is but let's see
I mean I want voice up on here always
and I want mana on this always
and then mana on this always what spell we were in 2 mana whenever and I
and then I just go arc here, jg there
alright and that's pretty good
I mean it's not actually good because I lost a combat
but I mean I don't have remover for this shit so
I might as well put the belt on, and then they end up watching me.
Alright, I mean this is pretty good, I'll allow it.
This guy's Breville back one, surely I can beat this guy.
isn't guard better than jg no no no no no no
this fucking this item like bro just executioners just want them just just
want the fucking crit you get extra crit damage and even with the jg it's
only at 75% crit so what happens when it doesn't fucking create what happens
It doesn't work. It's just, you just don't, you don't, you don't want to ask the next turner.
And you need...
Oh...
I'm down for dramatic for his items on on this he are fucking horrendous
ginsu qss
RFC like oh actually only told the line oh
That's why he's freaking I was gonna say how's this I even fucking treat it
I'm there's a cannon with a crown guard
there's hunter okay I mean I just have to go nine here I'm nine in how many turns
actually base stats are GG not more crit what do you mean you're over stacking
amp actually base stats for GG not more you over
Also, I kinda like this sign that they will stick. I feel like I should move pretty good, but I'm a sensor guy, since we're not on...
This guy... got 100 plus 1, he's 100 plus 2, Miracle 3, Krug 3... What the fuck? Am I fighting?
I mean this is with a bramble vest against all AD.
I guess he's a pebble to late.
Wait?
I can't.
I think I fought clone.
I mean that's why.
Combat score.
If I did hit combat score this game I'm pretty sure I'm just unconfessivating.
No cap.
Hmm, what is this? 3 rolls for fun.
I have 2 or 6 more rolls, and GG.
Oh GG. Champions alone in the row.
I mean it's already good just for 2 DZ minutes.
And I'll just give it the backline.
I mean this shit is fucking broken.
I cannot cap
15% HP 15% amp I can't
Why does it look like my mouth like is dead in one millisecond my mouth like died before getting a single floor of rock
All right.
probably should have held the Ezreal, I mean I can hold the Gnar as well, but I can also
just play like, I'm probably not going to lunacy on this one either, 48, 48 to level,
I just put the whole cannon for now.
Adaptive cannon?
I got also a GG cannon.
What's your current?
GG adaptive, GG adaptive.
JJ adaptive, JJ adaptive, I'm just gonna go fuck that dude.
It gave me radiant fucking JJ, you...
That's my charm.
Actually, there's also a better charm, man.
This charm is fucking trash, especially because I have Archangel as well.
Also, if it rolls on Boutbite, it's not even gonna go.
What happened?
Alright.
Two marriage and then three...
I can't I do rumors I
Didn't move the fucking all right, I mean whatever sorry I did I didn't move the fucking I mean I don't
I didn't put the- I didn't put the third item. It's fine. It's fine. Eat out and die.
Hello? Can we stop attacking this Ira? Oh.
What is this fucking worthless ass old?
What is this worthless ass Kedenov, man?
It used the full prio- it used the prio full items, they changed it.
Oh, oh, so I- wait, did I put the the JG on on on on the board or on the bench?
I thought I just didn't do it.
Okay, well then that's just a Riot Games dip then. Alright.
But then my charm is... this is going to be a charm just like Double Kennen.
Oh god!
I mean I can play Taric, is Taric better?
Probably.
Except now I don't have a charm, a combat charm.
But I have Kennen too, that's pretty good.
What's the, uh, oh, oh wait, I need two mana regen on, oh wait, I need two mana
on my bike and my cannon didn't ult again. If my cannon ults one more time I win this
fight for sure man and now I'm dead and now I'm dead.
I mean, I'm fucking Converse Core, man.
Converse Core, Rengar, 3, Casio, 3, Rammus, 3, Lilia, 2, 3 item, 3 item, 3 item, 3 item, 3 item.
And I'm playing stupid ass.
If I hit at a reasonable pace, I probably can actually contest within this game.
I get three, I mean it's not like three in Soraka but maybe I find like Lux due or something.
Lux due or Lune due.
I don't fucking know.
The third deck game is pretty good, really.
I'm pretty sure my spot was good the entire game.
Oh, I'm better.
Hello?
I'm tired, man.
I thought you said that was the first in order for executioners to win out you
actually like I feel like the comp though the reason the calm is good is
because you just sit there and you're relatively strong and you just go zero
every time but like there's no fucking way like what is executioners
we rate without my coming cash out or like or something it's a problem the
The problem with the line is that Malfight is so contested, and Malfight is basically your entire board that if you don't click Econ, you won't hit your board.
And then because you're clicking Econ, your cap's lower and then you're not gonna win.
But obviously you can click triple combat and then also hit your entire board and then go 9 and recap and you're gonna fucking win.
It's a promise to her a good cop. I keep playing this shit and I swear it's ass. I mean I think it's good with Nidalee duo.
And that's a top 4 farmer as well because Nidalee late game does absolutely fucking nothing.
If you like 10 streak, roll down, hit at a reasonable pace and you can go 9 and recap around like
Kennen, Taric, Ezreal, Draven, Ivern, you drop Nidalee for Ezreal and then you play Kennen 2, Ivern 2, Lux 2, Ash 2 with Sivir, you can win.
But if you end the game with Sivir and Nidalee, you're not winning shit.
The comp doesn't even have mid, are you okay?
I think you might be the one that's not okay. I don't know what the fuck for you're playing on level 8
That doesn't play deadly duo unless you have like some gods that up
I I don't know who the fuck your silver boomerangs are fucking bouncing around and
Would you look at that? I killed nothing
You need some fucking single target so the boomerangs would just keep on
Who an NPC twin?
Bro.
Can you be more happy you have a Rengar? I mean this Rengar doesn't do anything.
I need the items or this Rengar like Ash doesn't do anything.
I have a bowlet, that's pretty good.
I just looked at the rest of my units. How is this acceptable?
How was this acceptable? This is good.
This is good.
I mean, it's fine. Bojane.
investment strategy and I just invest in the in the Rengar and then I just go
eat for free.
Fuck it. But then that means I commit to Rengar and do one.
Chosen of the Sun, nice one man.
I mean, what I ever do then, tournament, fuck no I wouldn't.
Do I even want to level here?
Warpath, solo leveling, bodyguard training, I mean I'd be- Holy shit!
What the fuck?
Okay, well I'll not be leveling, I'll just save my gold.
That charm is the biggest game because if I level there I don't make 40 or don't make
one.
It's basically just you click this to level instead of pressing after level.
Now why JG on the Executioner unit?
If you just go to Ezreal and you go to Soraka and you look at their best items, it's all
crit.
It's all crit.
I don't like okay the base crit of an executioner is a very low. It is very very low
It is 25 plus 15. It's 40. Yes. Now if I go to the executioners
Now if I go to the executioners if you read the trait
Something
Something something something gain precision and 15 you gain precision so you can crit
But then if you don't crit you don't gain the fucking you don't gain the fucking crit you know I mean like it's still good
It's 35 AP 35 great
Additionally enemies bleed for 30. Oh, it doesn't have to quit the bleed, but I mean it's still good
I thought that you needed to quit the bleed, but that's not even true
But I mean it's just if you think about JJ it's 35 AP is 35 crit
It's an item that gives 35 crit
In 35 AP and then also if you have if you have precision on a unit that already has precision
it's 10% crit damage. But if you give JG or IE to a unit with precision, it converts
like the double precision into 10% crit damage. So that's pretty good.
Do you think we're here to learn from you? Yes. Wrong! It's literally correct, man!
Aphelios with the bow.
WRONG!
Is this almost at 4 takedowns?
It's at 1 takedown?
Um, am I playing around with the affiliates then?
I mean I have bow chain...
Great man, I have bow chain...
Bow...what do I have? Bow chain? That's it?
Okay, pan here and I'm a felus for sure.
Rapid fire on, uh, on, on Brembleback, it's, it's pretty decent.
And it also attests me for, for some decent stuff.
Alright, there's no ban.
There's a 3 cost cloak if I want Kraken.
Kraken first item.
I don't really want to go against it because I don't have a sword.
I'll just go Kraken then, just fight around the Phylios.
I can also just not slam and attack Gargoyle, play off of O.
I'm pretty sure if I'm in a Phylios, I should just be making it to this item.
Let me just make sure I'm not like 7 way contested.
Defender plus one with a fucking rock
Choosing the sun to kale
Capital gains open so the leveling ring are where the items GS slam
Warpath Marlowe Diana
natural one talking to and
and
They're Vanguard
Oh, there's a Vanguard here.
I don't really want to sell this.
Also, should I just start winning?
I have to win.
Alright, it's one gold.
I mean, I guess I could also just wait.
But if I lose the next round, because I wait, then I'm out.
Oh, yeah, Zion's Fae.
Zion for Fae!
Hello!
Relax!
It's fine!
I mean, I have a what's it called to you?
This is Vanguard?
What is this?
What even is this?
Oh, Juggernaut.
Okay, am I a...
All right, guard boil slam or Kraken slam?
I mean, I'm kind of done to not slam.
Can I fight someone with, oh, 30 gold, 30 gold?
I mean, I'm 40 gold.
Ooh, okay, nice, nice, nice.
I mean, now I have perfect info.
But I really, like, I don't wanna lose this round
because I can actually win.
Like, I can just level to seven on four one
level to see some for a 3-1 and I'm I can probably just push my tree. Alright, I mean that's pretty good.
I mean this is a guaranteed aphelios like top 4. I am level 540 gold money hungry level 540
gold within aphelios my items are bow chain cloak I don't think it could get better than this.
It really can't.
I already have Ophelios Diana and my mid-game is not even bad.
Your two rock on two, both will change.
Alright?
Some good components here.
If I get Gensu, I need like swords.
If I don't get Gensu, it's fine.
I'm just going to go Kraken and then make some garbage frontline items and then...
Alright.
What'd I get?
Hog now.
Alright.
I'll get a sword.
Alright, I've got a sword and a- oh, double sword. I mean, I don't really want to go
DB Kraken. I'd rather just go DB, play around Bogu, and then Gargoyle. Oh! Oh-ho-ho!
Jay?
I don't care what give me the Taster to the city.
So I'd beat this guy if I don't buy this.
I'm pretty sure I do, right?
Alright, well, hopefully I can see the gold.
This is the strongest of the three.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I beat him.
I've caught Mal and he has legit no synergies.
Or actually he has synergies, right?
I mean, he carries a fucking Adaptive Rallocaster Thea and I have a fucking
a db low, gargoyle, synergy is really good, I have to caught me out
I'm back
I'm gonna just look at my spot
level 6
50
5-0
I think ginsu is bait on villas, ginsu is fine if you have like kraken or db
but if you just go ginsu i.e. and in like a fucking some other dog item
Your Ophelios does not do a single point of damage, like it's fine.
And also, Kitsu is really good on Stage 2, Stage 3.
Portable Forge.
I just need items.
Is Wits' End decent on Ophelios or not?
I can also just go Void Gauntlet for frontline.
I mean, it's a little bit of healing.
25 AS? No.
No.
Okay.
I mean, I can also go horizon focus on, yeah, let's not do that.
I mean, I'll see my horizon focus on the rock, but it doesn't do anything right now.
All right.
I mean, it's kind of low roll.
If I hit collector, the scene dash is instantly top two.
Probably actually better.
How much is all the 20?
Reforge it, no man, it's still fine.
It's fine, it's a fucking tank item, it's not a good tank item.
Like obviously I wanted, like Indomitable is better, I don't know if whole portion
is like that good.
Like I'm not saying it's good, but I'm not going fucking with Centaur Achilles,
I refuse.
And I had like a two-sword frontline tank and a fucking aphelios backline, anything that do-
Should I just farm like 10 gold for one turn?
Probably, man.
And maybe I can kill one unit.
I mean, that doesn't make it not obvious.
Okay, isn't this charm absurdly OP?
It's so much gold.
Did I win by accident?
He killed nothing!
I won!
I didn't bet my athelios!
So I just lost.
I mean, I win the round to save 10 HP.
Alright, surely I can kill one more.
Please kill one more.
I just lost, like, okay.
Okay, okay, I lose like four gold, or whatever,
but the problem, but then, oh, that is not good for me.
No, it's fine, it's fine,
because the thing is I save like 10 HP.
So I'm basically paying five gold for 10 HP.
It's fine, it's fine.
I mean, anyone else, I get 10 gold, man,
but I mean, I can actually kill them.
It's fine, I win the round.
Obviously I would rather lose,
but even if I win here, it's fine.
Obviously I would rather lose
by a low amount of units
And I gain like an extra like four or five gold.
What?
I need anti-heal.
I don't need a, okay.
I have red buff, dv, gargoyle, I don't know what to bring up.
And I just play a problem on the team.
Rock?
I can't.
I have 4 vanguard, what is this vanguard?
I have who do I pass here for this unit?
Alright, well then it was Horizon Focus man.
GG.
I actually miss horizon focus except they probably need to T-Ride them for a nice reason
50 gold, apelios, and rock. If this is a bot 4, I don't know what to say. How can this ever be a bot 4?
Any idiot can roll for these units man. It's legit impossible. 77 HP, level 740, level 750, extra 4's on basic level 790
790 and then on 4 1 I get an extra 7 gold and then I 4 2 roll 50 gold
What's this Diana 2 rock there? I can't and I don't get something to drink this shit is over man. I can't
I'm not gonna shred so I'm gonna just put this in plan over now
Isn't it isn't this one's just boring the chances of me buffing this is just straight zero
Just fucking come back in 10 minutes in for like 30 minutes
This shit is just oh, he's about to catch out 185 and then he has bodyguard training with epic roll down
This I probably is gonna win the game, but I can still go like I'm gonna guess my spot is like a third third place
But if I, if I like Hyrule enough, I could probably like outcap him and I just go 9 and
pivot to like full legendary.
Vanguard, frog, love, tier, belt, tier, belt.
Okay, well now I can play Zyra and just go last with spot.
I mean my items just just just fix themselves all again oh I forgot mama
beak
seven gold oh I mean that's pretty good what's better than this son
elderwood
Juggernaut.
Alright.
Why am I lying?
I'm never holding this because I have a...
Alright.
Aww.
It marked my affiliates. I'm not killing a single unit.
I mean, I got one roll, so I like basically build him in the fight, but I'm pretty sure, on average here, I would kill a lot more.
Except I didn't kill a single fucking unit, and Swordsmith.
Alright, here comes Swordsmith.
Swordsmith?
3 item Brambleback?
Swordsmith? GG, Swordsmith.
What the fuck, I'm not gonna bother you.
HA HA! I can't!
It gave me a Sheldon.
Where's the mama beat mama beat over by I mean I also just hide with the fuck out of my charm
I can't I mean it's kind of fun I mean DB Red buff last whisper GS am I just
going Shogun. The thing is, I kind of wish I hit one or the other, because then I can
uh, like then, like if I had Brambleback 2, or if I had Brambleback Pair, same, oh no,
I just get to save my removers. Save my robs! I mean, the thing is, let's say I hit
Brambleback 2, I would have reforged the tier, but I don't have Brambleback Pair.
So then I mean, maybe I just don't upgrade Hecarim this turn, but I mean, Hecarim
One too is actually good, it's four vanguard frontline.
So like I kinda wanna make the heck of a rim.
And then uh, yeah.
February War Logs, I'm not sure I'm going around.
I have one roll, I'm going to sell this.
Alright, I mean I'm not rolling anymore.
Okay, well I found Nidalee.
That guy's a E3.
I'm not- there's three-way contested Sivir Nidalee. So where are my aphelioses when there are three-way contested?
They are three fucking-way contested and I don't have a single copy of Zybra, Rebel Back, or Aptaleos.
How? I rolled plenty of gold. I rolled plenty. I mean you know what? I have rock too. That's pretty good.
Because the thing is, well not really, because I had rock paired before my roll down and I am four-way contested rock and
zero-way contested aphelios and xyra. I feel like it is pretty reasonable for me to expect to have xyra or aphelios too on my initial roll down.
Alright.
Well, someone does not have a silver.
Is it him?
Yes.
He just got silver two or no.
No silver paired.
I mean, there's an alunni with a rod, but I'm not even close to Zyra, too.
And I repaired what what a damn surprise
I don't even want to fucking move over this.
I'll just hold the loom because I don't really want to roll in bush 20 more, I'm just going
to go down for a loom.
Ah that's not true, I'll probably roll in for a trauma in a single turn because
I can also just hit a Phelous 2 and Breville back.
Also should I be doing this?
Yes.
Why the fuck is it on Breville back?
I didn't unclump my backline, I can't.
Alright, I mean I hit sword Smith man, so now I actually have items for my units and
one old GD.
A free roll, that's pretty good.
I mean if I'm going to choose hero post I might as well just send it now, alright.
And there's a brambleback.
And do I want to lock?
Probably.
I'm probably making it to a LUNA this game.
I was going to go through zero posts until I find a Phelios 2, so I might as well just send it now.
Is there anything other than a LUNA 9?
Let me see my setup.
Probably not.
I lose one job.
Actually, I guess it depends how many Bremelmats you've got.
If there's zero Bremelmats going on, I'm just going to roll some Bremelmats.
I'm just going to Bremel back to the final two points.
And I'm pretty sure there are zero ones.
though honestly I'm probably gonna natural it.
I mean I'm probably gonna natural it and then I don't want to hear a single fucking foggo
because I was expected to hit this gravel back to any lake.
Okay, honestly, how am I complaining when I have Zyra 2, Rock 2, Ophelios 2?
How am I complaining?
What the fuck, bro? I need to relax.
I'm 5-way contested on Rock and I hit Rock 2, yes I didn't hit Ophelios 2,
But it's actually better than I didn't hit an Aethelios 2 because like the rock is not gonna be hit, but...
I'm just really broken man, I'm really wanna roll, cause now I hit this dude who is low,
I mean I'll probably roll once for Charmage and mount on 6-1, yeah, alright I'm in.
Alright I can go default, double frontline, or I can just go, eh fuck it.
I'm gonna rob it on this is better than whatever it's called and yeah, fuck it what I get
What the fuck and then now I just go nine and since I'm TG
I'll just put this on here, and then I've double I'm gonna have double mana caster and then I'll just do a carry
I'll just do a carry fucking a loon xyra at nine and I can actually win this game
And I'll just leave the Sentinel like there's a rock on the Sentinel.
I can't!
I go 9, drop this idiot for what's it called.
Also the charms here, you can hit max HP, armor, MR, and it's just better scaling than
just fucking what's it called.
Also I might even get everything top top too.
That's what's really good though.
Who's still coming to our shop?
I mean surely I can beat them
because there's three way contesting.
Right?
I think I have bot charm and I lost.
Bot charm lost.
I mean it doesn't really matter.
probably one time I was burned.
What is this fucking...
What is going on, man?
I'm actually gonna go Vanguard.
You can't get Rift Beast, right?
What the fuck am I missing?
Alright.
3 rapid fire.
Okay, this fucking, this 10-engine is pissing me off man, I need to spread my back line.
The fuck?
Alright.
Coven was Evik?
Is he dead?
No.
3 item, 3 item, 3 item.
Is he level 9?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8?
He's level 9.
GG.
3 item, 3 item, 3 item, is he level 9? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8? He's level 9. GG.
There's a Draven. There's a... Wait. Oh wait.
Okay. An IE.
Okay. A loon there. Well, now I don't really want to roll. Because now I might as well just
get the charm next turn. But if this is a Charmed If, I'm breadbuffing this idiot.
I mean, I could last whisper this unit, I just wasted a remover, last whisper, IEDV,
last whisper, Shogun, GS, Rabadons, and then at 9 I just go Red buff on here and now I'm
The losses are right here.
It's up now. I don't have a charm. Is that okay?
What are you guys stemming is that why I'm lagging?
Stop spamming the shit bro. Hello, bro stop fucking spamming please man
corporate and ability power or managing
I'm not guaranteed a loon to and I might as well just put on this whatever
I'll fucking last this over here I
Could also go like red buff I got a little red buff last whisper
IE
Jesus
I'm not gonna leave this thingy over here, I'm gonna just send him over here.
Alright.
But that's losing it.
Bro!
Okay, I'm gonna start banning.
I'm gonna start banning.
Hello?
I'm in the fuck man, they know I'm not gonna ban anyone, man.
Bro, can you guys stop fucking spamming?
I didn't kill a single unit.
I- I don't know if I'm lagging because of the chat, STEM-ing is fucking...
I'm probably not.
Say, please, please.
Please stop STEM-ing.
Please stop STEM-ing. I would prefer not to lag.
Good boy.
Watch and learn.
Jay!
And then this also gives two, like, like, one cast.
Here you go, two mana gen!
Here you go!
And watch this to manage it
GD
I mean it's actually so fucking close man
Like I mean I had a better charm don't actually win actually what do they have I put in I don't know what it gave me
What the fuck did he even give me?
I'm out of heroin, but late here.
Uh, do I just scale or am I gonna throw the game?
I mean, don't I beat this guy as long as I don't clump my backline?
I'm gonna beat him anyway, I don't wanna fuck.
I'll put one atastere over here, fuck it.
As long as it's Kennen, doesn't just murder all three of my carries, like surely.
And I rolled warmog's D-claw here that has to do it.
How?
I mean, he has so much AOV damage that he doesn't even do anything.
And GG.
This charm is fucking dog shit.
It's legit dog shit.
GG.
There are marksman's attacks.
How many marksman do I have?
One?
I mean I have to buy something.
Oh my fucking god.
Alright, whatever.
I'm sure I don't lose significantly on stage 4.
I mean I just high rolled. I just high rolled. It's a fake win. Also, they 3-way contested
Nidalee so he couldn't recap. He got like contested by like 4 other players so he can't
and then roll look at Subran's item distribution.
Okay, nevermind.
I don't know, I actually will take a look.
Let's take a look.
Subran, who's Subran?
All right, let me see.
What is this unit in the back?
What is this?
What unit is that?
Sivir?
Holy fuck.
What the fuck?
Well, this is AP Nidalee for sure, yes.
So Shoujin, red, IE on this.
One JG on here, GSJG plus one here.
GSJG plus one, GA QSS JG.
GA QSS JG, and then GSJG plus, okay, Gumblade.
And then Shoujin, red, IE,
and then let's let go of her, I don't even fucking know.
What's left over? I don't know. I mean, just put the leftover trash on Ash. Okay, I mean...
Alright, yeah, alright. Wait, what? Alright.
Bro, Alun is so fucking cool.
I'm drinking the milk.
Dada is here.
Oh my god.
Holy shit, I hope that didn't perform.
I'm used to the diamond lobby tempo,
but now I actually have a fucking full master's plus lobby.
The fuck? It's my first time.
Those who follow me, follow just you.
It's the Frank Moe of master's, great man.
you can't even fucking you can't even like new but I mean this is not coming
on my board just spamming that garbage oh yeah I just realized I outclimbed
Frank bow he's hard stocked and he can't even snipe me anymore he's
probably sitting there fucking trying to snipe and then he's just getting his
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
I can't bury them all.
Give me the V-Gall back.
Not right there, Mike.
Do not give me the V-Gall back.
I thought he was going to sell the V-Gall one.
First message, 6-7.
Kill-a-Wall is me.
Kill-a-Wall is fucking Golgi.
Gone will legit dog walk his stupid ass
in three milliseconds if they were to fight. That guy is the most overrated piece of fucking
garbage no demand. Just wrong! Alright. You think stupid ass Killawa is swearing up with
in one shotting in two milliseconds? I don't think so bud.
I mean I don't really need Econ. I'm already rich as fuck. I made Econ, made Econ.
Okay.
Gained a two star two cost champion? No, I think that's the only way I lose my Econ.
I can't. I mean I couldn't go adaptive frontline.
I could also just go Archangel and play around Cloak. I mean Archangel is pretty good.
Let's go for Archangel with the step-ass arc. I just go for Gargoyle on Karate Cell, and then I just play some AP backline with the tank that is legit unkillable.
And J?
J.
And GG.
Oh, I would have leveled if...
Dude, I knew I had problems.
Also, wait, what he said to me was someone in my chat, oh, thank you.
Alright, someone in my chat said that the shop behind the charm is rolled based on after you crit the charm.
So, like, if you're ever in a spot where you can level, you should level.
I did not know that.
For what loser is going into a custom and just like leveling to like leveling to seven and just not stop doing that every single game
And then like not stop rolling for a charm every single turn like until like I mean I
Uh, is there a karma? I mean, I don't even mind getting the Blossom stuff in
I mean, honestly, it's not even bad if I just play...
I don't have one of the striking.
And I just don't make Egon for one turn.
Yeah, f**k it.
If I win this round, it's fine.
It's only one gold main.
Alright, now I'll hold this as it's useless to hold.
No sound? Oh. I was only one hold.
And I don't really, I actually want to play stronger, so I have a harder seal.
And then now I find something I can play spryken.
Maybe spryken, like, frontline is actually OP.
Wait, you know I can actually play T-Bowry roll this game?
Like, spryken heal frontline with Gargoyle's steadfast heart?
Then I strike and heal frontline and then I just have Archangel scaling in the back and I mean it actually sounds good
I just need a natural of 16 most. Oh, oh
Oh bad what I get
HP that's for sure the worst one
Nothing can hold me back.
Oh, a board?
That has to be good.
Gain a random 2-star 1-cost champion, I mean that's pretty good.
Your 2 is back.
I can also play...
Is it an Archangel Holder? No, it has to be Karma.
I can also just do this, and then... I mean, I'm at the saw-by-board now, and I just play Archangel Gromp with Yi,
but I don't even think... I don't know if Blossom is out of the level.
Alright.
I can't make 20.
If I have natural 5 Teemo's in like 2 Remus, I'll actually play Teemo reroll.
I mean, I actually have a game of this, but I think I had...
I don't remember what I had.
I think I had defender plus one.
I had stun plus 1, so I was able to play Defender Morgana, I think.
I actually won the game, but I also hit Blinding Jewel Morgana, so that's probably the big reason.
Blinding Jewel Morgana was a legit one we got.
I mean, I get this, I get this, it's an instant GD, no gap.
I'm pretty sure this Chainvest item is under-contested, by the way.
Like, Malphite with Bramble feels so fucking good, and then also, like, isn't Gargoyle just like the best side of the game?
And, like, I feel like I always get fucking chained in cloak. Like, isn't this shit actually under contested?
Or maybe I'm like overvaluing Gargoyle, but I fucking doubt it. Like, this shit just makes the game so easy to play.
Alright.
Wh-who's killing this Kabukko?
Who's killing this Kabukko I?
Heal I heal 10% max health every time this this idiot roars gargoyle set that start
G G
And bye bye haywatchers, it's just another top 4 man.
Oh, you got eliminated from boss boss bootcamp. I think I got eliminated on day three. It
It is what it is.
Oh, nice.
I mean, I can hit a 0-2. That's pretty good.
What is this, Brawler? What is this, a Vokra?
I don't want to suck something no
Oh truce all right a zero two with an archangel
I just don't understand how this is not a first.
Nice econ.
I mean that has to be rage bait.
I'm level 530 within a 0-2.
I mean that has to be, like it just has to be fucking rage bait.
How will we throw this one?
It's not a throw.
I'm actually not even throwing my games.
My game's placements are actually just based on how good my roll-down is nowadays and my roll-down is good
It's just a GG if my roll-down is bad. It's just a BG
I mean I give HV to these idiots. I mean I need to give amp to that which is actually good
What's it if one manager and eight amp 150 HV for whole line
The spell we've got, I'll pop him now.
A full chojin.
I cannot man.
I cannot.
For each ally champion live after 18 seconds in a re-roll.
I have to make 5 Holds for this.
Then I probably just don't stack this round.
I can also level and go to a 1 Roll, and it helps me win.
Then I make 30, make 30, when I can make 40, make 40.
But I lose 1 Roll, but I rather just have the wrong Roll.
And that's how it loses round, but I'm pretty sure I'm Thanos.
Like legit Giga Thanos.
Shoujin Ark Gargoyle Stepsass.
Any part of this room.
Yeah.
Alright.
Alright, six free rolls by the way.
So it looks like I'm poor, but I'm not actually four.
URF, cognitive overload, tons of stats.
URF, cognitive, I mean, these are all ass.
Uh, I mean, I feel like this is pretty good, this is fine still.
Low key is E3, game.
No.
I got Spriggan plus one and Florida Fatalis plus one.
I'm going to have Spraykin plus 2 then, try to feed Amp.
It's 30 AD and...
Okay, I have 5 Spraykins. Do I keep Flora for Dallas?
I'm going to just keep this. I'm probably going to report Spraykin later.
I'm going to just keep the Flora emblem, because I'm probably just always putting institutions in the spot.
Also why am I not playing...
Go, go, go, go, go.
Also, should I be playing...
Should I be playing Summoner?
What does 5 sprite need?
40? No, it's not bad.
I also see people go spriking on Malphite.
And it's just a free tank item. Low key.
It's plus Delta. I mean, I can just leave. I lost. I lost!
Kabukko to death. It's actually Kabukko to death.
Sell your board, gain six gold, and eight rolls. Bro, my board isn't... I know, I actually can't.
My board is too good man.
Uh, okay I can also just drop drop.
Okay I have Kabuko right here.
Is there an executioner?
Okay wait, if I play, if I want to play Spryken on Malphite.
What units do I have to play?
Rambus Vhagar?
How do you play it?
You have to play Remus?
I do have 4 at 1, but then I feel like a 0.
I mean I'm fighting a Master Yi too man.
I didn't get 2 sacks.
This is a 0, it fucking sucks man.
Excuse me?
I mean yes it's with items but it's a fucking a zero two man and it looks like
I'm poor I mean it's because I'm poor but I have six free rolls at least
Gensu Kraken? GS? No. No. I mean, I got a mouth fight as last pick. Holy shit. J?
I have to use all my removers, if I...
Fuck it. I'm down to try this. What? How do I- oh.
I have to use all my removers for this. Alright, I mean it's- it's how much it
This has me to this. 35? Surely.
Oh cool. Two more removers.
Is it looking good?
I could have just frightened this by the way.
This shit is ass.
I mean I don't have your- bro I- okay if I just frightened this I would-
This is zero unit with these items or ass!
If I just sprike in my fucking- if I just spri- okay, guys, listen.
I know spriking in Mouth Fight is insane, but I wanted to see if it was actually good because it's 50 AS and AD, but no, I will not be doing that again.
And now I can't even swap it for three turns, because, uh, and now I just threw my game.
Because now...
I don't have Executioner.
because now I can't move at this turn and then I also have to use another
remover here. Ooh! I'm in this turn? I should play this anyway. Not sure why I'm
playing three-spriking. But uh... yeah. I don't want to use both of my
removers to move it off of this. So I basically just threw the game. I
I should have an extra like 20 HP by the way.
Yeah.
Like this could easily be a Sprite and Malfight Dip as well.
That's not even my mushroom. I don't even have a team on the board.
Yeah.
I just tossed the game.
Well like I actually, like who knows, maybe it's better.
But now I just toss my game and now I'm completely screwed.
I'm not using all my rovers, fuck that.
And now I'm completely screwed.
Also, I don't know why I'm not stacking my Kabukko game.
But like, oh my gnaw, gnaw.
GG.
A pan.
I threw the game.
Waitstaff, Chain, Cloak, Void... I can't.
Ravager emblem?
In front of us, fine.
I mean, I still have to resprike him.
Also, I should probably just eat the goblins, okay?
Okay, and that floor battalus in the eid, and I just go void staff, use urno, show her an arc, and then I have how many rumors of that it's fun.
I know my spot's still run, but it could have been a lot better if I didn't fucking troll.
Stop giving him items! Bro, it's a fucking 2 star or 0. Why? I'm supposed to itemize
my fucking Bagar? Like, this guy's level 8 all in. He is level 8 all in. On 4-1. With
this much HP, like, bro, fuck you, man. I mean, what he has what? 1 Soraka, 1 Zyra,
Zero mouth bite like bro like surely you think that this how they just he's just all in. I don't get it
I don't get it
Plus cannon arcane victory
Last cannon. All right
And in
I mean, surely I'm making more go on it too.
Beetle sick.
Amumu.
G.
Okay.
How's it looking?
I'm zero with Zyra, but honestly, my background doesn't even look that bad.
I have two removers, so I can go, like, Inferno over here, Flora here, Ark Void.
Alright.
I'm sacking a fucking idiot one and I don't have to play Yorick at least.
I have to move over Shrine?
Oh, I should have not been playing Yorick.
Can I just go Executioner?
Okay, so how come I'm still Malfight One?
Anyone?
Three, four, low, low, low, low, low!
I mean what do you want me to do, man?
It's fine!
3, 4, low, low, low, low!
I don't have a single Malfight.
The Malfight that I found was the Malfight that I got from fucking whatever it's called.
Fuck you, man.
Is this a...
Oh, it's Defender?
I mean, I'm not even playing what's it called, man.
I mean, am I upgrading to 0-2? No.
I cannot.
Is there a vanguard? This is Defender. I mean, I can play Disp plus...
...Diana.
I might as well just get two Defender on the board.
Does Lunar do anything? I don't have a single Zybra!
I don't have a single Zybra!
I mean, I have to hold a Moo Moo.
Oh my god...
Great, I'm playing Flickerblade KO3.
I don't have a single Zyra on my roll down, I didn't find a single, I had six free rolls
banked up.
Six free rolls banked up.
Oh my god, what the fuck is this?
The mouth fight I got was on carousel.
If I didn't find that mouth fight on carousel, I would have zero fucking mouth fights right now.
Legit zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero.
I mean, I can go in Voker plus one. I can also go in Execution plus one.
I mean, I probably should go in Voker for my fucking stupid ass what's it called.
I'm bravonna too, I'm not even close.
Oh god...
Remanagen, Floor of the Talus, Arc, Void, Invoker, Shoujin, whatever it's called, Draven, Moor, Trash, Role, whatever.
Okay, at least I'm giving two service now and I'm not I'm never playing yorakumumu anymore
then I mean I guess I could do this no all right how's it looking how's it looking I can
drop for a mumu and then drop for Zyra and I drop something for your rake that I find
They said I'm not really terrible okay well what do you want me to do I found
nothing this guy has Xyra to Soraka to mouth I do my bad my bad I'm in the fights
actually close concerning what I'm fighting man see well you know that
win no deal if I I mean it's actually close if I had a zero to it if I did
here to I win this like I mean my board's not even that bad he's mouth
like to Zybra to Soraka to like
Also, why do I give this an amp?
Oh, but then my backline is, I can't even use that hex.
I have zero Zyra, and I found zero Malphite on my roll down, legit to zero, fuckin' zero.
Zero.
Zero, Malphite.
Taric 2 on 8.
Taric 2 on 8!
I don't even know why I'm holding these.
You think I'm hitting Zyra too from this spot?
I'm holding this. I'm rolling for the Soraka- Oh!
Oh!
I'm back!
I'm fucking back!
What a lot of the people here didn't even know I was here.
Oh! They just walked up and attacked my, uh, my Morgana instantly.
And my Morgana's dead.
A PogChamp. Malfight, 1-4-9 anyway.
I can't!
Oh, yeah, I think I can win this actually.
Oh, he said no one ever.
My bad.
Yo, my bad this game.
6-3 rolls, level 6 on 3, 2, or 4-2, 30 gold 6-3 rolls, spent every last drop of gold that I had and
And yeah, I saw zero mouth lights. My only mouth light was from carousel. I
Saw zero Zyra's as well nice zero Zyra zero mouth light. I
Mean that my board wasn't even that bad. I had I had Morgana like I mean
I mean I just bought a stupid ass Morgana made in Bokker plus one like I mean
It's not even that bad. It said on five one. Oh, that's weird. I still didn't find a single two star
I just played 30 minutes for that shit.
I find one fucking two star and my board is actually good.
I'm not even forcing 20 out of 20.
I have Inferno Flora.
I have Flora plus Inferno.
What else am I going to play?
I don't know.
I don't know what you...
How did I have no econ?
level 840 gold on 4-2 with the mouth fight already?
How is- and then I open sold the 0-2, I had 6 free rolls and 30 gold left.
So after si-
My bad, I guess I need level 8 of 1000 gold.
I guess I just need commerce for every game.
For that to be econ.
My bad.
Maybe I'll hit commerce for next time.
Oh my god, I had a mouth fight.
I saw 0.
If I don't hit mouth fight 2, that's fine.
I can hit Zyra 2.
If I don't hit Zyra 2, that's fine.
I can hit Soraka 2.
If I don't hit Soraka 2, that's fine.
I can hit Umumu 2.
If I don't hit Umumu 2, that's fine.
I can hit Livia 2 with a fucking Morgana 2.
And who the fuck cares?
Morgana holds my AP, fucking dumbass Livia holds my frontline.
Except I hit zero.
I have more to with no frontline.
Is that good?
Oh my god, it's just not reasonable, man. It's not reasonable.
I don't care about it. I don't care about it.
First message.
Hello, Mr. Soldier. Every time I watch you, you are bitching.
Can you explain? I'm not even fucking bitching.
It's it's actually unreal
Like I believe me I'm not trying to play the mouth right lottery in my last
Okay, let's see one two three four five. Okay. Let's see one mouth bite
Bring mouth like to my last seven games is that even like I'm not even I'm not even tunneling on a mouth bite
Except that game, why would I not play mouth bite? I have steadfast augment for HP and gargoyle. Like I will be playing the fucking mouth bite.
I had like sure I could have played like set plus Krug, but I have RE or not RE. I have inferno and I have... I don't know what.
Inferno Flora. That's pretty good. Okay, well I can come in 2-1. That's also pretty
good I will allow that one come into one I'm in Camille GD Camille GD
I am
Camille?
Camille GG?
Nooo
Nooooo
I'm not fucking rolling the casual is not worth even rolling on the first round of the
game that is an instant eight a legit instant eight this has come into one as well man
trade sectors solo plate three items trade sector for like by the time 40
gold but it is gold opener no encounter it's also called opener close to blossom
at least no I want items I mean items are okay but I'm not one time to lose
well I mean epoch I mean trade sector basically like a little this age
Invest in strategy. Anyone wants. Oh nice.
Alright.
I'm kinda down to actually win this round.
Did he get, he got hard bargain?
Holy shit. He won the game.
This guy also has coven 2-1-i game.
Yeah, fuck it.
You guys win this round?
Alright, well I'm fuzzing between Aphelios and Sivir Nidalee.
I mean, don't even bother contesting me.
No one can contest me.
I have the fucking gun.
I have trade sector?
Plus Coven 2-1.
How the fucking people contest me?
Please tell me.
If I get if I just get five we can test it into super failure, so this is like my open jam
I I don't know what the fuck I don't know what the fuck is going on
There Vanguard and this is the Vanguard this is their York. This is a hunter
That's that beard I
I just play Vanguard, Hunter, Reciproc, what are you doing?
Alright.
And before Miss Rolldown at 4-2, it's not, okay, also I'm probably 4-1ing this game,
but it's legit impossible.
I'm gonna have like 15 rolls banked, I'm making 20, and I'm cashing out Coven.
Okay, if I don't hit everything on my roll down here, please tell me it is a little
I mean you definitely can use a little vice-giver mash of videos something and just buy some juggernaut
some other two-star frontline and you have items from both and then...
yeah, that's like that, I got them.
I mean he's not opening and this guy has to recombin with a cast of Pia.
I mean, he's playing double, he's playing double whatever and he has a, uh, cameo or, uh, what's it called?
Wait, do I kill one here?
I'm gonna say maia, I live in under Rurian and I'm done with the second five blocks here.
Bow on Carousel.
60 charge all right well there's three people playing coven and only one person to win out
yeah I'm too cosbow that's pretty good there's another coven player so I'm contesting him
for a he has a golden Miko he has a golden Miko what did he go please tell
me he didn't go bow or like something was this what where is he this is him this
is a little legend where is this I think it is oh he went here so he's bringing
I'm going to think of it, alright.
Alright.
I mean,
I'm not fucking stupid man, I know you have,
wait, did he cash out his coming? Wait, did he cash out his coming?
And then now he's just open? No! No!
Oh no, he didn't. Okay, that's what I was about to say.
Relax, bud.
Like, ah, my...
Like, he can't out-open me, and then he's just...
So now I'm just forced to just sit here and open. I'm gonna open all the stage 3 as well.
Like, ahhhhhh.
Cause I kinda want this 5 loss. It's not like my board can kill units anyway.
And then this guy's also coming with hard bargains. He's gonna catch up a giga.
So then, I mean, one of us is going 8th.
And it's probably gonna be me.
Can I fight him please man?
How is he getting away with holding the Rek'Sai?
The Rek'Sai what's it called man?
How is he getting away with this shit?
He would have beat me at every single round of the stage and he just gets a free
35 lost and now he has actually the five lost econ
No, no, no, I don't care. I'm just gonna play this come on. I don't fuck. I'm fucking bad. What's my LP?
I don't know what's my LP. Oh what? I'm 63 so if I go 8 I actually lose LP, bro
No, but then oh
Wait, oh he has golden ego. Okay. Okay. All right. Nevermind. All right. I will not be contesting
He said I a trade sector so like it's worth way more than golden
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go on a two.
Can I play alpha with that?
I have a belt of gold, belt of BF.
Wait, he's sagging a BFsword? Oh, he's playing Nidalee Silver. He's playing Silver Nidalee.
Okay, he's 50 gold. Thank you, man! Like, how... Thank you! And he gave me a unit kill.
I mean, he's playing Silver Nidalee for sure, but like... I mean, I'm probably just playing
I have no items. I mean I don't even want to play super nearly myself because I don't
have shogun for it. I don't have red buff or shogun. So I'm probably always playing
I mean, full open aphelios when this guy has coven, cash out, this guy is also coven.
Alright, I need items from Amif.
Alright, I mean, this is just decent.
4, 1, 5.
Tile of Chance, more econ.
I mean, Loki is fine, because I actually saved as much as board.
And it's good.
Is there anything good here?
I mean this dude too is pretty good. Is there a vanguard? Yes. And then I have a
momma beat too. Is that good?
Okay I mean I just made it his last week and then I'm just gonna slam
according to... Okay well it's not actually good because I have no... I have
Infinite Econ? But I got no... no...
Oh, I don't wanna win. Is this gonna win?
I have Infinite Econ, but I have no items. This guy got magical 4 rods. Excuse me?
Honestly, like, is it actually fine to win? Is my board actually pretty decent? I'm not gonna win.
And I'm probably just going for like a 185. I mean, there's no way I can get 250 anyway.
If I win the rest of the stage, do I get one E?
Probably. Alright.
Level 740, creep to his streak.
Did he get Econ? Yes!
Oh my, I killed his fight, I killed his streak, and then he just gets an Econ augment!
Like, oh my god.
But I mean he's playing what's it called for sure. He's playing super nearly for sure. Actually maybe not.
I mean he is for sure. Except I don't have a single item.
I guess, oh wait I guess I cashed out Coven items.
Alright sorry. Alright, you know what I'm gonna stop complaining. I'm sorry. I complain a lot man.
Alright.
But isn't it actually pretty justified?
He legit was stronger than me for the entirety of that stage by the way.
For the entirety of that stage, he was stronger than me and he gets his 5 losses of neutrals.
Isn't that like a little unreasonable?
And then, and then, I mean, I didn't hit an item augment and then...
Well, actually this is a good loss.
One more pocket.
No.
Nope, I mean, 2-0 loss, that's pretty good.
I'm pretty sure this is 1-0-5.
Or is it?
I mean, if I win around, I hit a sad 1.
And I hit minimum rolls.
I don't even want Rod, but it's on a rock.
I kind of want Bow. Actually, Rod's fine.
Because I have...
Rod's actually fine.
Because I have IE and a BS sort of play around.
And then also, I don't even know if my Brambleback is going to, uh...
Eh, I probably will cash out some of my N'Zo.
I mean, I don't even know why I'm complaining, because I actually think my spot's not even that bad.
I mean, it's not good.
Because this guy has Golden Niko from a Bloorb.
Like, isn't this guy's spot way better than mine? He has Golden Niko from a Bloorb.
Ah...
Malovi3 game?
I might as well roll once for charm. Yeah, fuck it. Oh, okay
I mean, it's it I mean, it's always you too. I need kill this fucking rod and I would be up anyway
Alright, and then I probably will fork to it assuming actually if this guy's playing a Thelios, I will probably 4-1 if he a Thelios
No one's going no-bomb of each other
Okay, if I kill some and lose the next round
But then I might I can also just level and just play come home and turn and I still have enough econ to 4-1
Or I could just 4-2
But if this guy's playing up Elios, then I will for one. Is he playing up Elios? Gensu? Bo? Adaptive?
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean I can roll once or draw a buggy.
Ten rolls and a buggy. That's useless. Well, Ashley?
Do I need to play five coven for?
Or coven is if I lose I'm gonna kind of want to cash it out this certain mode
Yeah, fuck it and I'll just for one it this is also coven
And I think with this way three times six is 18 no if I win I still have to play woman for me
I mean, I'm gonna have 11 free rolls. I definitely have enough money to 4-1.
Everybody have mumbies dumbass too.
This is about Ravager.
I made sure I hold the stupid ass Diana in hyper room, am I playing Zyra this game?
Maybe.
250 you win next round.
I mean I could actually stack 2 for 250 fuck it.
Honestly fuck it why don't I just 250?
I told my castle pia
Wait if I get I mean okay two four losses is what 2550 and I also kill units
I eat even throughout Declaw. I'm gonna go Storak, but then my frontline is a fucking Declaw.
I could also go QSS. I mean shouldn't I actually uh, I mean I've done the discussion on Rol'Nessirn.
It's probably better, but if I kill a lot of units here somehow,
also I think he's doing what Phoenix is playing. He's getting super cracked in,
I mean, I think he's holding the server side wall.
Double 850 gold. I should go and try to deny.
I mean, if I kill a lot here, I can catch up to 250 of my bars, that's right.
I can also just roll for a Cassio Pia.
I mean, let's say it's 32.
What's 32 plus 7? 9? I have to kill Naram's catching up, fuck that.
I have to stack 2. When this guy's already going straight to 9, he's 50 fucking gold, level 850 gold.
With like a 30 gold bench and 5 billion lives, and you just sold a million and I don't know I will be fucking sending it
No, no, no, no, no, no
Ascension in this calm killing warbs is feeling within this calm is essentially this calm
I mean that damage as long as I get some
Okay, I got an item that's pretty good
That's a fun able carry gun.
A little bit of a fuck-diner, portfolio, Stylianna, Hecarim.
Who the fuck?
Hecarim do.
Taric.
Over who will he?
GD!
I can't.
My last whisperer, I mean it's probably IU anyway.
My last whisperer is this, and then I come from Zyra.
Except I sold the fucking Zyra.
I mean, I'm not close to splite!
I'm- what's it called?
I can open soul, call them all to you.
I found the Taric, which is really good.
But I should have just open sold the column on the moment I'm a shed did I know I had
a lot for no okay well I need some front items I don't know what how the fuck I'm gonna
If I go to the far away, I don't know.
Glow? No, it's not fine.
Two.
Okay, Breville back two.
Okay, well, I don't have this due to two-star somehow.
Excuse me?
And I have ascension with no, no, no, no, no.
I don't have rock too.
I have ascension without a single frontline item.
I cannot.
I mean at least I cashed out a full item, that's pretty good.
It's a Phoenix probably already won the lobby.
He's catching out 250, 50 gold, level 9 next turn, GG.
And Almef.
I mean I don't need anti-heal, fuck that.
What I need is a fucking warm-up on Almef.
Also I'm pretty sure every single rock is probably out of the pool.
I don't have it yet and the belt's gone and now I'm screwed. I
Have belt cloak
Pro I mean I have to go from on them. I mean I could also just go QSS. I
Can also use a double gargoyle. No
Bro fucking I mean is it okay?
Isn't it's a problem back basically a front line item and then I could just save the belt for warmogs
Like if this does more damage it heals more and it's basically a front line. Yes, bro
I'm not building the fucking business man. I don't know what I'm out. I don't fucking care. I'm out
Okay, nice
I mean, I could also reforge.
Nah.
I mean, it's fine.
It's fine.
Like, my fight is not even bad.
I found a Tarek.
Also, is there an Auri player in my pool?
Uh, there's a Kennen player.
Yeah, fuck it.
Fuck it.
I mean I just don't you guys know I'm this is my board and I I uh I'm up a full item
like this one full item is worth infinite so like it looks like I'm weak I'm not even
I mean, I can't afford to lose.
One free roll.
Oh.
Please please this is the fucking game. This is actually the game
It's that's wrong
Like beat this guy. I don't have anti-kill against him, but
This is the game I don't give a fuck do you do you
Okay, well this guy's now 0.1.
If I lose this round, not only do I lose a life, I also lose 3 million gold.
I can't!
I mean, that's pretty good.
And then now I survive here and I can actually get items.
USS IE gargoyle bells. I probably want to warm up my ultimate anti hill. I don't really know how I'm going to anti-lear
I'm gonna go Strat and go Molo and go Bogo Bogo Bogo
Well, no matter what I need three tank items. I don't have three tank items. I'm out. Oh
That's really good
Oh, I need to win this one. Oh, I need to win this one.
Oh, I need to win this one.
I don't really want to go Sunfire.
No, to Redemption, plus...
I mean, I mean, it's Anti-Alt and a Frontline item, and then I'll forge Rod and see what happens.
I think I'll go Suractive. Oh, okay.
I mean, I could go Wormog's GA.
Honestly, that might be better.
No, no, no. Let's just, let's distract this and I'll look distracted here and then we'll get up here.
Can I have a bow?
GG! GG! GG!
GG!
58?
56?
Oh, that's not bad.
Thea's already won the lobby, so I'm just playing for every place I can get.
Oh, I actually should hold all the fucking vanguards, because I can actually play 6 vanguards
in the same position.
I think I lost anyway, I'm sure that there's something better than fucking rock on him.
I'm 25 HP, he didn't just lose, to who?
Wait, is this guy Thanos?
What the fuck?
How did he lose?
Right now, that's Kenan.
I mean, the problem is I kind of need to roll for like a combat charm, I mean not
And this is useless.
I'll get a Looney.
There's also a Zyra, but I can't.
Your tank reflects- I mean, this is fucking useless, man.
Okay, I got a Looney.
I mean, I'm about to spike, man.
Yo!
I'm about to spike.
This guy just murdered Phoenix, so am I screwed?
dude
hey maybe she isn't that strong i don't know
yep maybe
oh ho ho ho
wait
I was salvager 10 items on bench dizzy so you just gave him a free life are you
serious now that has to be fucking rage bait
I was a dad to the double Gargoyle and so I got was on an on a diro
Yes, you just gave him a free life when I could have went third this game in now you got me now you fucking got me
A temporary warm on I have two rolls and this on them up
I mean, I could go Wormog's Gargoyle, Gargoyle, or another roover to this.
Yes.
Okay.
I mean, my frontline got way better.
Warmogs, Gargoyle, Gargoyle, level 9, Q at like legit true gigabits.
Gigabits, gigabits, gigabits.
I mean this guy has mid-league 1, man.
I can't.
This Brambleback unit is fucking broken.
10k damage.
Q assist.
GD.
I- now- now I don't have a charm.
I don't know how to fucking charm.
Bro, should I just?
Like, okay, can I actually kill him
if I have a charm and I just don't go
prepared to low key?
Low key.
Yeah, fuck it.
I didn't move my Zyra.
Please do not give it to Zyra.
Do not give it to Zyra.
Please, please, please, please, please.
It gave it to Zyra!
I can actually kill this guy. I would have killed him here. I actually want to kill them here, man. I would have killed him
What the?
I'm pretty sure my brambleback was backland as well, so I legit hit a 1 and 3 man.
No, fuck the turret too, fuck the turret too, fuck the turret too, fuck the turret too.
If I can kill this guy this turn, it's GG man, it's legit GG.
Oh, I just need a combat and I hate it and then I just have to move the cyber up. Oh, no
He was dead, he was fucking dead for sure, man
This guy is kinda strong though, Defender fucking Rengar 3?
Lol, my problem about this is dead.
I mean at least I ascended.
I think I'm dead anyway.
I mean this guy is fucking Thanos, man.
He's a shit Thanos.
I would have fucking killed the man, um, god damn it.
I mean there's three people, Coven caching outing, and I'm pretty sure Fenix is going
to lose to him, Loki.
Actually, I mean, Tendon is actually, I don't know, I don't know, maybe not.
Oh no, I mean, Cast Defender is good, but you need Defender plus one.
Like, I feel like, I mean, what's the base, let me see actually.
I mean, I see Rangor do it really well.
Like, if you have Casio, Pia, three items with Defender emblem, what is it average?
3.87? This is just a baseline. I just put Defender emblem and Casio with three items.
Like, obviously I put three-star Casio and three-star Rangor, like, I mean, it can't be bad.
Like 2.51, I mean, yeah.
But like, if you have Casio without Defender emblem, like, isn't she just S?
Like, how many plays do you mean?
Any with three items, six defender?
4.31? I mean, it's legit ass.
Like, the difference of a defender emblem and without a defender emblem?
Like, yeah, I mean, it's just...
Like, his carry wasn't even the fucking...
His Rangar was unkillable and was just one-turning my entire war.
So nerdy
I mean I feel like a feels is actually good, but uh
Who does defender emblem go on in cast calm Rengar
Why were you a teacher at streamer University bro, I don't buy but those like I feel like
Like that, like those type of streamers, like TFT streamers are a different breed than fucking any other streamer hiking.
I don't think a TFT streamer talks to any other streamer. Ever.
You aren't a man. If it gets it's up. Thank you.
Yeah, but it's like that streamer like those are like I'm talking about the streamers that go to streamer university
I feel like I don't watch anything like I actually don't know a
Streamer from super university could easily average like 50k years that I wouldn't even fucking know
I don't fucking know. When the fuck am I ever going to turn on streaming and not watch E4?
Why would I open up Twitch and not watch CS, Dota, League, TFT, or... I don't know, something.
bro said Dota, yeah I mean TL was actually pretty high
Speared against, uh, Aravimovu.
Ever not.
A paravision.
Yeah.
Is this a kale game?
Wait, it's Team Vision not Paravision?
It was Vision against Spirit?
Like Vision is Paravision, right?
No?
Oh it is.
Okay, yeah, I was about to say.
Because I was like, who the fuck?
Where did the team even come from?
Oh mega brick beats
Hunter plus one wait
I mean, surely I can kill one unit.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
I mean, hopefully this doesn't win.
I don't know why I send the Hunter Emblem immediately.
But I actually think,
J!
Yo!
I won.
I won!
What the fuck?
He just watched out of the hole board!
Okay, I mean, that's fine.
It's fine, it's fine.
I'm pretty sure the chance of the fight drinking here is actually very high
It's actually fine. It's actually fine. I'm pretty sure this underground room is legit OB. I mean it is
Okay, well I needed to find it on the wood for it to actually be. Also, is there a defender? Is there a defender anywhere?
Is there a defender?
I don't really want to make even trouble though, so I just have to start at one turn and then
I mean it looks bad and then you kill one unit and then you just gain infinite AD and you're one shot.
That's not a one shot. Did I level them loose? If I level them lost here, I'll leave.
Oh no, I have too much AD.
J?
The holder gains the 100th rate. Takedowns grant 18% AD. I can't.
And any Elderwood is a Tenshreek. Elderwood? Tenshreek?
I mean, the Vanguard, Executioner, this is Fae plus Juggernaut.
I mean, I could play Hunter on this and then not play... I just realized I'm not playing Rapid Fire.
I mean, is Hunter or Rengar better than- No, I mean, Rengar's just gonna die.
I just realized I'm not playing Rapid Fire.
Am I stupid?
Holy shit.
I wasn't playing Rapid Fire?
He's level five, man.
Oh, he's not.
He's not.
Bro.
I'm just gonna try to win.
And I lost I mean I refuse to make you try I'm gonna vlog I'm just gonna I refuse I refuse
And now I lost and now I lost
And now I lost
Bro even shroud it does like you're playing fucking mouth fight most of the time
And then if I go if I go even shroud like oh no and now I'm broke if I go even shroud my mouth
It's just gonna be dead man. It doesn't do anything
Congrats even trouble. They just no no no like no
Why not cracking because I'm playing the no no no it's not cracking man. I'm not building no fucking cracking hunter cracking
who?
Who hunter cracking?
Who?
Both of the bulls are gone as last peak
The belt is gone the belt is gone the belt is gone
I mean, I actually have to play this now, because I'm not trying to be- is there a defender?
I mean, I can play three elderwood, and then just play just the hunterwood this now.
I have to make this to farm.
Also, I don't even want- I mean, I guess I lost already, so I don't even have to
Slam last whisper, because I already lost.
Uh, Brother is...
I mean this unit is one of these that my problem comes to sustain it, it's just instant
I don't get it. Also, is it getting 8 big downs to this turn? 4, I need 4.
Uh, if I kill that instantly... Oh. I mean, what I can actually do...
Oh.
Even trying to, like, beat your item on TNT Academy. No, it's because...
It's because...
It's because, like, Gargoyle's 2 will be.
I mean like I could have made it to win the round and I think I lost. I mean I need one reset and this guy is too tanky.
Alright, well I may have to sell Rengar, I mean if I hit Rengar 2, that's just unlucky.
I mean I have to win, or I'm broke.
If I hit Rengar 2 next shop, fuck you.
I have the roll for... I mean, I just plan...
Let me see how many Malphite players there are in this lobby.
I got fast forward and run both the gash here.
That's far below the insuring.
I mean, so far there's not that many.
A 2 cost you own randomly transforms.
That's fey, what is this?
I'm going to just level up for defenders so I don't want to lose this.
And I'm going to just play this over this so that I don't really give a hold of that
mark.
And then if I lose around, okay.
Okay, so it's warmogs.
I could go Staraq, play around.
I
Warmogs ie I mean I might just suck me and didn't see I mean I must
I just play the cog now I
Mean the unit is like I mean if my front line is ass it uses this unit. It's fucking ass like it. I
Could have used Kale and Chalm and Polymorph and sold, no?
Okay, so what happens if Polymorph is one of my units on my board?
What's the plan?
I just, my spot gets much worse for one gold.
I'm just leveling for Shen and this is my board.
And biggin'.
Uplink.
Verticality.
Big grab bag is really good.
Oh, what the hell is on that GG?
How many takeouts is he at?
Four?
Fuck you.
Alright GG this game's over now. Oh
GG no GG GG
Warmogs gargoyle hold the wreckside level once Shen
J
G
I'm pretty sure if I can somehow make a last whisper
I can actually just end the game with Aphelios, but I also am probably just going to roll for
Silver, Silver noobly anyway. But I could also probably play like Hunter or Aphelios duo if I
just hit Aphelios 2 on the roll down. Also I should probably scout and see how many
Malphite players there are before I commit to this. But for now let me just put this in the
planner and also even hold set and use something like a rock
How much is that?
I broke even, it's nothing.
I mean this affiliate that makes this in my mid game is so good and I already had the Zyah
playing on Zyah Elderwood and now I have Ornn 2, Defender and my items are Gargoyle,
Wormon's, Belt.
Except the problem is I don't have a single Nidalee item, zero.
Zero Nidalee item.
That's fine, it has 100 plus 1, that's pretty good.
I mean, I didn't level for that.
Got the rest right here.
Like, basically this emblem, bro.
Take down Grant, 18% AD. Isn't that fucking OP?
Yes. You get one kill?
I'm pretty- like, it props on this by the way.
So I just got another- and watch, watch, watch!
His whole board is gone!
I can't
229 80 excuse me 229 80
I mean I was lost because I was on board his ass
Actually, but no that's not even true my board is pretty good wait what I almost lost this oh
I mean this guy's board is insane
Red buff Siffer, Ginsu, I.E., Red buff, Gargoyle, Wormog, Hunter, Nibbley, and I just played
the Kong Meow.
How can Tessitamai on, uh, Malphite this game?
I hope I'm not that confused.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Is this just Faye?
It's not worth reading one rule then.
Alright, Gintsu, Redbuff, IE.
On, on Sivir.
I mean, they have Truce.
We don't have truce. No, I can make a gold
Reforger here as well. I mean if you if you kill the first unit instantly you just like the fights are over
Who's your favorite CS team? Uh
Not not me that's for sure
Definitely not a spirit either
Probably not vitality either honestly, it's probably be
B?
Phyria?
Legacy?
Uh...
No, fuck Aurora.
Honestly, 9Z, 9Z!
No, it's 9Z, it's 9Z.
I always root for them, but too bad they're kind of losing a lot.
6-fold for redemption. Ezreal. I mean, they'll give you 100 Ezreal as well. And it's kind of expensive though.
I mean, it's kind of expensive. Also, like, am I even contested on server this game? Gensu Yi, Gensu Kraken,
Uh, Nashor too?
This guy's playing RE, Morvana I think.
He has a Morvana and an R as well, but fuck.
I think he's just playing Aphelios.
He's flexing between Aphelios and Silver.
And this guy's playing Malphite.
And this guy's playing maybe Malphite as well.
I mean, I couldn't just play this board.
Like, I don't have to hit Nidalee.
Cause like, look at this Aphelios.
He actually does a lot of damage,
damage. It's another loss. Also losing is not really bad. Like really really bad. And
now I'm 8th. I am level 740 gold in an econ portal. And now I'm 8th. It's 52 this turn.
I mean am I just forgerying it?
Cause I could also just, I mean the thing is set is also contested.
So I can't even just only roll for set either.
I don't get it.
I'm broke.
Gold? No, it just gave items.
Okay well I need some gold.
That gave no, no, no, I got no gold.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I mean 10 EXP, 58, 52th level, oh just.
I mean this makes it so it's 40 level this turn but I mean I just 4-3 at this game then.
Is there a Shogun?
I mean I cut out this little last whisperer, I mean I might not always play in calm while in this game.
You can see red buff IE.
Like GS with uh...
I mean GS Hunter, GS Hunter plus one, like Shoujin has to go TG, but I could also just go, I mean it probably isn't TG.
I mean I'm pretty sure I have to force through this game, yeah?
I'm still gonna play Kog'maw, so...
But then I'm letting them roll for Malphite first, but I'm looking to do it.
Alright, I won this round, that's pretty good.
I probably will be going to TG though.
I'm too poor man.
I guess I also don't have to play, I mean Lucky Gloves with TG, 1 buff, 2 buff, I already
have red buff in the thingy, Celestial Blessing fucking useless.
I mean Lucky Gloves with the TG to slam already.
I mean who the fuck am I TG'd on?
I mean, do I really want money monsoon? Seven gold a turn, like...
I have a... I can... I can... no? Fuck that.
Alright, who is this barge going on?
I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm not hitting Malfight, so I can actually just put this on any tank I hit.
So now I can actually roll pretty wide.
I can buy every single frontline tank.
Nothing.
My... my... this is my... this is my TG right now.
I mean, this is probably my Shogun on Garasil, Shogun GS, uh, what's it called?
it's only actually like 14 mold on my mission roll down
I need to play Shen plus once it's cold
let's see how many Malphite are gone
this guy has Malphite 2 affiliates too
he's putting Malphite affiliates
I face the one guy.
Oh sorry, I'm running notes.
What?
Okay well if I don't hit this exact four though.
24 to level.
Why is he still on my door?
Oh, what the?
Okay, well, I don't have a saber.
Hey, why don't I have a Sivir?
I don't have a fuckin' Sivir.
I don't have one Sivir.
Zero.
TG on Vetch.
I have zero Sivir.
How?
I'm not even contested on Sivir, by the way.
Executioners, executioners, aphelios, there's not a single silver player. Zero, zero.
If I just tg my stupid, any idiot, I win this round. There's not a single silver player,
and now I'm zero gold, so I can't even hold the amumu. There's not a single
single-siver player. Not one. Not one. Zero s- executioners? Executioners? I mean, three
malphite, two malphite? Oh my- and this guy's holding a malphite? Okay, at least it's a
fucking middle-year. I don't have a single-siver. I don't have a single fucking
Zero. I don't have a single silver. How? Zero. Zero silver.
I mean that just proves how unfortunate like how unreasonable it is that I didn't find a single
silver that like it doesn't just prove that it's just unfortunate yes yes yes yes yes like the fact
that I I know it's just unfortunate like it actually is unfortunate also this has to be
nearly as worse matchup because the thing is nibbling needs one reset but it's hard to get
One reset because he's playing all Revo and I mean any other match of this guy's gets 50 old. Oh, he might still get 50 new
Huh, all right, sorry revision
Look, it's not even broke
Zero silver see no silver. I can't
Every single mouth right out of the pool
Nidalee to and look at this
45 mana and when you play 80 niddly make sure you remember to fucking
Remover after you upgrade to change his man change her dumbass mana to 20
This fucking game like how is that even allowed?
And it's like the difference of the entire unit your unit is either complete trash or actually playable like a how man
Oh, yeah, also, I think you said the scout and have be on the weak side. All right
this guy has what the fuck mouth by 2 tg a moomoo 2 is because a moomoo has a
g8 and then now it's just aggro
wait follow up
it's dead it got killed by Zyra
I didn't kill a single unit
50 gold, by the way, 50 gold.
Call the chaos 3TGs playing Executioners, roll down on 4-1 and hit Malfight 2, 50 gold
left.
Well played, man.
You the fucking goat?
You the fucking goat, that's why you're tier 2.
That amount of luck, still tier 2.
I mean, I can.
Alright.
Uh, let's see.
Let's see.
I mean, this game I actually could have held, like, no, it's not even good, man.
Like I feel like Malphite won, I mean Amumu is also just as contesting this has also Malphite too
So there's already six Malphite on and then I'm pretty sure the Aphelios guy is also playing Malphite
Or did he sell it? No, he's playing Rock
I mean this is broken
I mean I can play Lilia too
Over and I and I don't play and I have this drop drop drop
Well, I don't even think it's even better man. All right, what is there? I have a tier rod
tier rod
What the fuck do I do with my items?
My Charm! Oh my! Was my Malfight at least solo frontline? Or no? Was my Malfight at least solo frontline?
I mean, okay, whatever. I don't know how bad it is.
And maybe Lillia 2 is better and I just drop
Crog the Rek'Sai
Crog Rek'Sai for Rammus Lillia 2 and I have open Sona Malphite
But and I drop this for like Lillia and I put a Rammus in my frontline. I'm hitting the Rammus frontline.
I also should I just sell this for
This over here, frog, also it's double shoujin, hunter, shoujin, shoujin, this is my fucking
art.
Okay, surely I don't mind if I fucking call them all.
This is my charm.
This is bisnit.
It's legit one out of the cast.
It's fucking broken.
my frontline and it's dead. Okay, I'm pretty sure I briefed my charm because what happened is it
killed this and then the aggro ran onto my nimblee. And yeah, that can't be good for me.
Malfight 2. For all I should have won this round if I don't buy this stupid ass charming
I just rolled for a new charm.
But it is not hitting the Malfight.
Malfight 2 is in.
Never click the tank, never take Zagrow?
I mean, yeah, probably.
Is that good?
I mean, whatever, I'll buy something, man.
All right.
I mean the only game is, the only thing is I can play Scuttle Crab over Wrexci and I
don't play these and I play like a Moomoo 2.
But isn't a Moomoo 2 just as contested like I don't get it?
Like wow nice.
What? Congrats man. I get to play what's it called to.
A Pog Jam. Every executioner is holding a movement as well man.
Ah, it's just rage bait man, it's just rage bait.
I mean, I couldn't play like Bramus Lillia Tristana, Bramus Lillia Tristana plus like
a Sprite in that is an ass.
There's a TG, perfect side one.
Is there a Malfight 2 maybe?
A Malfight 2 perhaps?
I'm just gonna go gold, fuck it.
5-5's cracking.
Is there even a single mouse like that in the pool by the way?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, I have 7, 8.
Oh, there's 2 left and I can also go rock.
Okay.
Okay, I mean, I can rock too and I'd rather just teach you the...
Also, I'm beating a f***ing Krog one, I just realized.
Okay, I mean, I can rock too, that's pretty good.
Maybe I'll go this.
And worst f***ing, what's it called, of all time.
I mean, I could have gone redbuck here and then just...
Kraken?
Kraken I.E.?
I mean, I don't know, the execute...
It's probably worth it though, like Gensu Kraken and then Red Blood GFJG is actually pretty good.
Alright, that's the other one for sure, man.
Fuck the institute.
And my Nulu is dead.
And I'm dead.
And it's Kraken Diff.
And it's actually Kraken Diff.
And it's Kraken Diff.
And it's actually Kraken Diff.
I would have won this round. I would have won this round for sure if I'd cracked it, man.
And it's a fucking six-placement swing, man. No, no.
I would have won this round with cracking, and I actually could have won...
I could have won, like, fourth probably.
Like, I don't get it. Like, how... Wait, okay. Hold on.
This Malfight Champ is not acceptable, by the way. It is actually not acceptable.
acceptable. How is this unit uncontested the most fucking unkillable shit of all time?
Your entire placement playing a Malfight comp is just whether you hit Malfight 2 on
8 or not. Like, it's actually ridiculous. Oh my god. Like, just compare Lilia with
Malphite. Compare Lillia with Malphite.
Roam, in seeing Storm, is it hitting you yet?
Where? When?
Like I could have rolled for...
For, I mean like Skull, like Skull.
And then like, the thing is like Lillia is probably
the worst out of the Amumu, and then if you go Lillia,
Like, I feel like you can roll for Lilia in...
In...
Like if I'm playing...
If I'm playing Sivir Nidalee...
Sivir Nidalee Cogmaw, I have the...
Let's say I hold Lilia.
But I'm mouth-like paired, and I'm just like,
All right, you know what, let's hold 8 gold on bench
and I'll hold Lilia paired as well.
I'm not even convinced that it's even worth
the 12 gold when you can just roll for mouth-like 2 anyway.
Oh yeah, but that lobby there was a set player as well.
So it's like, I mean, if I'm mouth-like paired, like, I...
Oh wait, I think the storm is hitting because Emmie came to uh, yeah like on the initial
run I can hold set and and and then I just play set plus no Malphite and no Rexide but
then but I don't know.
Severe Thunderstorm work, lot?
Oh shit.
Oh no I can't, I saw one set but what I'm trying to say is like when you don't have
you can't even like people are saying to like be flexible but like the moment you
have all the moment you have mouth like pair like you can't even you can't even
use your gold to hold every side because every single round that you load
up without a fucking like I mean also I didn't get a single server by the way
so I can't even hold anything like if I get server to
Like if I can't even hold sides because I'm just going to load it with a Phelous Cury
so I can hold the set pivot and I don't think so but like oh my and I mean I mean my bad
I got 100 plus one and then I'm supposed to just try to play towards.
I can't. I can't. Oh no, she's scared of the thunder.
Sadge. I can't.
You can't even hold the side, man. And this epic roll down for this Malfight comp, you
just have to gig a gun. And then sometimes when you miss, you're just depressed the
entire game. I don't get it. I hit Malfight 2 there, don't I just speed her on the
top too?
I'm just multiplayer for the entire game, so instead I'm just fucking broke.
I don't even know why I have to go this way.
I can also play like this, plus this.
I don't know how good...
I don't know how good Mama Bee is, though.
I don't get it, form paired, pebbles, cloak, oh it is Gigafundering, oh gosh, my power
is voting out for sure by the way.
Alright, hopefully the power goes out right now.
Alright, the power is out, and GG the power is out, and the power is out, and the power
is out.
I mean that one requires me to full open and I don't know if I want to full open.
Alright, I mean I have patient study and my board is not even that bad and I don't mind
lose winning.
But let me give, let me give Emi to Cera.
Well I should probably hold this Ziya somehow and maybe not, this unit is kind of ass.
Hello?
Uh...
I'm gonna do a patient study.
Maybe I can go past that and see him.
I'm gonna do a patient study. Maybe I can go past that in this game.
I'm gonna have bow, I have bow cloak. I don't really want to go...
I mean, isn't this spot like I can actually play anything? I should just see what people are playing.
This guy's 4 plus 1. Backline, this guy's Hunter so he's probably super nidalee.
So once super nidalee, this guy's Redemption player on chain bow.
He's probably trying to play like, I mean he does have a shuriken because of maybe he's playing Kaelin.
No D.
This guy is slamming with a shojin.
This guy is...
This phone? Is that me?
I mean I don't really fucking know.
I mean you can also play Kaelin maybe.
He's level 3.
This guy is time skipping to with a chain in the moe.
past a random wisp what I get 40 XP I came fuck all right
cause it's
cog now I mean can I actually go fast time from the spot bro my spot looks
kind of good those are two really good losses I mean this looks like a fast
time to meet I bro I'm just thinking about it knowing my luck what's gonna
happen I just sit here sack the entire game and as soon as I'm about to fucking
level transition my powers gonna go out and then I just wasted fucking 20 minutes
I mean I'm just saying my powers going out for sure man but the uh oh your dog
No, if I don't hold the dog, she'll start whimpering and she's scared of the Thunder, man.
And she can tell when the Thunderstorm is about to come.
And I just checked.
And yeah, I said severe Thunderstorm warning.
Yeah.
Bow on 1 cost 1.
Oh wait, there's a bow over there.
Alright.
I mean if I'm playing fast time towards Draven, I mean it's not even fast time because you need to be able to roll for like Ezreal or something.
I just do carry something, but...
I mean I'll just go blow and I just won't send it yet.
Who did I fight?
Open?
This guy's Juggernaut, Spellweaver...
Fishbones...
Is that Coven?
No.
The hunter no
Okay
Vanguard
Caitlyn paired and our juggernaut
I'm gonna lose my streak anyways, so who cares
I mean I could just put the affiliates in the bag, what?
I wouldn't be surprised if I could actually die from this dog.
I look unbelievably rich.
Level 5 making 20 patient study already pumped this much, 85 HP, we're actually a one
trick pony!
I literally just played something else!
Too bad I didn't hit meltbite too!
Why is 4 dangards brawler juggernaut not played this set compared?
I mean the juggernaut just uh, why would you play 4 juggernaut?
I mean, this is like, okay.
I mean, I'll just find one other one.
Why would you play four Juggernaut
when you can play,
ah, great, it was behind the thing.
When you can just play Malfight.
Why would you play four Defender
when you can just play Malfight?
And then the only combat
doesn't really connect Malfight with like like Rexai, like Rexai with Sivir, Fiddle, or Azir with Executioners, is that you play 4 Vanguard.
But the 4 Vanguard are actually good, like Taric is good, Hecarim is good, Diana is good, and Rok is good.
So it's like, yeah, but the problem with the Juggernauts is the Juggernauts are legit and dull shit.
I mean, Amumu is fine, but it's contested anyway.
Malkai is good, but like, it's not actually good because you need like a secondary gank.
Like, if you ever have three-eyed Malkai with zero sacks, that unit is squishier than, like...
It's legit squishier than Rammus.
So, yeah.
What the fuck?
Alright.
You literally said Diana Hecarim was useless yesterday, well that's probably because my
main tank was a Hecarim.
But when your main tank is a Rock 2 and then you hit Hecarim 2, Hecarim 2 is actually a
fucking beast.
Alright, well, I just lived up to my items.
I cannot.
I mean, this is what's it called?
This guy has a Kraken Slammed.
I mean he's probably playing Aphelios, or maybe he's playing...
What are good Aphelioses? It's not Phalaeus.
It's Last Whisperer, if you don't want to play Cogmaw.
I'm just gonna play for whatever.
There's always Wormogs, probably.
And...
I mean, probably.
And then I'll just play off of Tier Quilt Blow.
I mean, let me see... Let me see what, uh...
Oh no.
Okay, this is my last game for sure
because Emmy is barking and Sarah's sleeping
and I need to make sure she's not like, scared.
I mean, I just put her on the ground.
Oh no, Emmy!
Emmy!
No, but also, I think my power's about to go out.
Bro, I'm telling you, in Maryland,
Okay, spreading roof, cheaty.
And now I just play around whatever I spreading roof.
Okay, I hit Blackthorne and Blossom.
Is that good?
I mean, I mean, I mean, no, wait.
I mean, what are these shops, by the way?
Uh, I mean, if I want to go...
I mean, honestly, I can play Vhagar with...
Bro, I'm not just a forge, so I actually have some info.
Yeah, fuck it, what'd I get?
Primal plus one, Ravager.
Okay, am I just playing four, four, four, four, four Primal?
I
That is Robert or little
Okay, certainly.
Alright.
Bravager release angle.
No.
Wait, this is what I'm contesting?
Who?
Picklesucker?
He's Hunter plus one with...
I mean, whatever.
I have patient study, I don't care.
I'm contesting who's pickle sucker. He's hunter plus one with I mean whatever I have I patient study. I don't care
In one gold for every champion that you kill I'm I killin stuff
Vanguard ravager rapid fire
I'm a kind of want to play this
Whatever, I'm sure they I can kill some units
Also, I don't really want to make this, because tier gloves are actually super freemium.
I don't think I'm killing a single unit.
And I didn't play Coven this turn, I just lost 2 gold.
I didn't not kill a single unit, alright, well that cannot be good for me.
Where's Primal? I have to play Codemon this game because I don't really want to build the
last whisperer. And then I just play any, preferably a Lulu, but I can probably hold
some stuff. There's a Rock and a Belt. There's also a Vi, but I'm just going to build
combat and okay nice okay I got it on the moon that's pretty good gargoyle
I warm on gargoyle moon maybe I can actually hit the moon with this game
uh like any any what's it called any hunter but it doesn't matter which one
they're all good or they're all okay and then plus two I mean I'll just
plus it I mean I'm pretty sure that the tech is to hold the rock on because
So you can play like 4 Juggernaut plus Vanguard and that's your board.
Loki.
Also do I even want to play this?
And then if I hit rock 2 I can just play that.
Alright, well I have Ravager plus 1.
Am I even rich here?
I mean this is, I can get 4 gold.
I'm stacking 2.
No.
Like I can also play like, I can also play like Shen, Lilia plus Hunter, but honestly I'm Mike because I don't have anti-Heliod.
Like Shen, Lilia, where's Lilia?
And then plus a Hunter, probably Tristana, and then I just don't care about Pay for Ash, I mean I'll probably just play this ward.
That's what it's pretty good.
And also the whole Melchai, I don't think I'm that rich to hold like everything.
everything. No ravager. I mean it doesn't matter the trait it's still fine. It's 20 AD,
20 AP, 3% damage amp per 300 health and then, and then, well let me read ravager, let me
read this. 12% bonus damage, 10% omni-vamp. Honestly, ravager is pretty good. Loki it's
not even bad. But I mean I just don't play Tristana then. I don't get it. I
I mean, I can play, I mean, I'm not playing for a con on my board, and I have to play a Diana.
I can also primal, I mean, that means I can just open, I can also roll for Brevo back.
I mean, I'm not playing, I'm not playing no fucking Diana, if I don't have Rock 2.
If I have Rock 2, I'm down to play Diana.
But if I don't have Rock 2, I'm not playing no fucking Diana.
If I have Taric, I'll, I'll allow Diana.
So let me hold one Diana.
And I have tier gloves, both tier gloves.
It is bro, no no no, the storm, no GG, GG.
My internet, or not my internet, my power is going to go out.
As soon as I'm about to roll down, please don't do this to me.
I want to at least roll for the fucking board, man.
Oh yeah, I could play a random Akali.
Akali is a quadruple synergy and I just don't hold this when I'm always on Ion's Lily.
But then I just don't play Tristana.
I mean it is, I mean I guess if I don't play Lilia then I can play this.
And I don't have to go Nantial especially.
Lilia, I can play Shen Lilia as well.
What is this Ravager? What is this Rapid?
Dish cog? I mean yeah, I could I mean I'll see. Let me see my items.
I feel like killing a bow and a glove just to make it last this round. I can just play Commonwealth. It's like not that worth.
Oh gosh. It just keeps on thundering.
I mean I can go blue buff on unziver and then I have Belt. I mean I have Shoujin.
What are my items though?
I might as well suck one.
I mean if I go, I mean it's always Shogun, and then I'm probably going to have an anti-kill this game.
If I go blue buff, IE, play around bow belt, and then I just don't go, like blue buff IE, play around bow belt.
If I go Shoujin then I'm stuck with, I just jammed the Redemption, Redemption, Frontline, Shoujin.
Alright, and I play off of Boke Love, and then if I hit this entire board, I would just think last was worth.
Yake, Yake.
And then who do I primal?
Ash, if I hit Ash, please internet, don't go out man, don't go out.
It's a severe fucking thunderstorm warning man.
Also how come I'm...
Execute, execute. Of course, of course there's a mouth fight when...
Okay, I'm gonna show that I make Aphelios 2.
Zero synergy Aphelios 2 Primal.
I don't have a fucking what's it called.
And I just make Last Whisperer this game.
Alright.
Last Whisperer.
Ravager on this, this Shoujin BS Ward.
Alright, I need a Sivir, or I'm screwed, I just dropped this idiot, and I'll just play
a problem with dumbass affiliates.
I mean it's actually fine, it's gonna have 35 AS, I feel it's too half a week better
than fucking...
Throw!
What the...
Bro, is anyone from...
I mean I just don't have a Sivir man.
Is anyone from Maryland or what's it called?
Or Virginia?
What the fuck is going on?
I mean there's a Draven.
I can play Draven.
I ran out of Draven.
Coven?
No.
I don't have a fucking siever, man!
Draven paired?
Yeah, fuck you then!
What the fuck?
What's that?
Alright, what's the attack speed?
Attack speed?
Alright, GG.
Alright, this last one's for this.
I mean, if I hit Draven 2, I'm just going to drop something for Primal Draven 2.
I mean, the board actually looks pretty good, and then I'll just be at how many
of the Rovers do I have?
30?
Alright.
I mean, I'm first pick on Karasail, so I just need to hit Diddly 2 and Silver 2,
but where's actually good?
A severe thunderstorm warning remains in effect until midnight EDT, something, something,
oh wait that's in 10 minutes.
Oh that means it's probably almost done then.
I call it on board, I mean it's fine.
It's free ravager, I mean I have zero items to, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's
What's it called too also? I just wanted us to know how come the one game I
The one game I don't roll for mouth fight. I just see mouth fight for in my shop
I missed the mouth fight for like it's just not reasonable man mouth like mouth fight and the one game
I'm not playing mouth right here. You know mouth like three like I'm playing a fucking Billy on my board man
Alright, well I'm gonna roll down if I don't hit like I was only pulling Trayvon for this
one turn, one gold for uh, cause if it's Trayvon on Karasol I just don't play this dogshin.
But uh, low G, no.
Yeah, whatever, probably.
I'm gonna stall this GD.
I don't even know what I'm pulling Godmoss.
How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How?
I was so rich I can end my roll down without Sivir 2 or Nidalee 2. How? I-
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.
What the fuck? I mean he's Nidalee 2 but he's Hunter of Filial.
I mean at least he is the feelers can't kill my this and it's it's it's full cap
sacks I mean well that's crazy about a single two-star I would have won this
round. Like, is this reasonable? How much food did I roll?
I'll kill you.
Let me make myself.
How?
HOW?
I mean I sold the Phelios to the moment I hit Paris here
and then I rolled down and hit nothing.
And then I held Draven 2 or Draven Pay for 100 because if there's a Draven on Carousel
I just go Draven 2 and drop this and just play Primal Draven.
And what's a Simran do? You have no Simran's!
Really? Why don't I just remove the items and just itemize my Simran then?
Shoujin is not a- Shoujin is not a Scythe, you know me?
Are- are you stupid?
Like, I don't have a single two-star man.
I should have hit.
I should be 40 HP at least.
Hit, and I should be 9 already.
Oh, great, the classic.
The classic.
A pog jam a pog jam I hit on neutrals. Oh, oh, okay. It just like her I can't I
Don't have silver. I don't even have silver paired. I was love
Oh my bad, I mean I just didn't have enough for this game
My bad
This is too weird to have to pick those.
Yo, my bad, this game.
My bad, this game.
My bad.
Yo, my bad, this game.
I mean, should I just go with red buff anyway? Even if I'm in for no. I mean, I could go
cracking. I mean, no one's building no fucking cracking.
Alright.
I mean, I can drop- I can drop Shen in Lillia for-
I'm probably close to one, this line is actually for sure good.
The fact that I'm somewhat competitive with one star of both is crazy.
I guess my items are really good and I also have cybernetic and I also have spreading
roots.
I could drop Shed and Aliyah because it's not even paired.
I'm kind of scared to sell this for Shed and then I know what to get.
If I had Ivern, I can just drop this in this.
So Ivern plus one.
I could drop this, whatever the win.
And I have one roll GD.
Nah, this is not real. It's actually just not real.
Going for the HPE.
How much damage did it just do?
I'm trying to land.
This is actually not real. It is actually not real.
I don't know what to say.
I just go to my 4-2.
Just go to my 4-2 and look how much of a land.
Just go to the 4-2 and just take the fucking buff.
It is actually crazy.
You need to re-bog'chant, man.
I would have won this round if I had a single upgrade.
Alright, I need to hit these or I'm dead.
This game is complete adoption.
It's actual adoption.
It is legit adoption.
I
downgraded my Trist. I'm downgrading my Lillia. I downgraded my Vi. And somehow
Now I still don't have either two-starred.
If I hit one of them two-starred, I wouldn't have downgraded, and I would have Lillia two,
Tristana two, one of these two-starred, and it's my board not actually insane.
Like it, like I, like what?
I, what?
What the fuck?
Yo, my bad. My bad this game. Not really, really. These fights are competitive as fuck
considering I'm in an entire stage behind tempo. I am patient studied by the way. Yo, my bad.
Yo, that was really fun. That was a great game I just played. Great fucking game I
I just played.
Holy shit.
I think the Thunderstorm is gone.
Is it?
Expire at midnight.
Bro, it's gonna be thundering for the entirety.
Uh oh.
All right, whatever.
Also, there's two Malphite players, and yeah, it's pretty easy, because with the one game
I don't play Malphite, I only see Malphite when I roll down.
I can't even.
I really don't know what to say about that game.
That is fucking wild.
Holy shit.
What the fuck was that?
How can I downgrade my Lillia and Tristana, resend it and have Nidor upgraded?
I mean I could have 4-1'd it, but I'm one way contested.
Like nice man.
And then even if I 4-1'd all in, I don't even feel good jamming all my items there
because I'm one away from Augment and then on my roll down I kind of know what I want
hold. Whether I want to make Antioh, whether I want to play Cogmaw, like I, I mean it's
not even good, man. And then the previous game, I rolled down, zero sippers gone, I
rolled 50 gold and I still don't have a single sipper. How?
Malfight one stuck the whole game.
Two games in a row.
I'm playing Malfight as my main tank, don't hit Malfight too.
Then I play Silver and Nidalee as my main carry, I roll more than enough gold this time,
and don't hit either.
I don't know.
I honestly I have an idea why don't I just stop bitching I'm just gonna play now fight every single game and just
And just you know what?
If a TPC player wants to contest now fight with me, that's fine. What of us will hit one of us won't I don't fucking care
I've had enough of this shit man. Because the thing is let's say I play another line
You just don't hit your carry all the time. I mean who cares alright?
I mean if I'm not if I'm not like temporary king
I'm just gonna fucking I'm gonna put the fries in the bag and and you know what if I don't hit now fight too
Let's say I hit Malfight 2. They just instantly get sent fucking 8.
I'm just gonna join in on the lottery fuck this shit, man.
If I don't play Malfight, they hit Malfight 2 for free.
How? How can I end that game without Silver 2 Nidalee 2? How? Genuinely how? There could be 6
Sivers gone and 6 Nidalees gone on going into 4-2 and there weren't by the way. Let's say there were
I guarantee you, you're still favorite to hit one of Simmer 2 or nearly two.
I guarantee it.
The amount of gold that I had that game is fucking crazy.
Like, oh my god.
Oh my god.
I don't care.
You tell your friends that you need to get up and choose with a colleague on Mailcom
so I know what's this and where to put units, climb into gold.
I don't care. I'm just mouth wide every game. It actually clicked. I'm not just loading to
the tournament with my IGN mouth light. That way they don't even have to fucking scout
I'm tired of not ruling for a mouth bite and just loading them against a mouth bite too.
Nah, fuck you.
Also this elder would open a fucking sucks unless you hire like something back on Gary
Thank you for this I unit
All right, well, I'm two out of three I can I know something richly system will be
But yes, we're probably gonna hold
I can't hold in the collie as well, collie.
I mean, I don't even think G is even good.
On...
Df Chain rod.
Oh, great. That's good, sorry about that.
I mean, I could just go shopping spree and just take all the meltlights out of the pool.
Can I play as an opener?
I mean, honestly, Fortin's trained into...
Brawler, Juggernaut...
What's the weight of what?
He's in...
Ah, whatever, my opener sucks.
Okay, Mitten's is good on...
No, totally. That is sore mastery. Or I would use one of these. Items. Last 30. Emerald plus.
It says it is. It's not bad. It's negative delta. That's pretty good, man. Yeah. Alright.
I mean, is there anyone else I can play? All I know is I have this augment with, I mean,
I'm lose streaking with, with what? I'm lose streaking with fortune strength and I have
to your lost streak am I not winning this game guaranteed I think I won the game I can not
I think I actually think I'm about winning
this guy has Seekers Armguard with living forge what do you play Seekers Armguard into
I don't even know it's still it's still fun doing man you're not open right
anyone open
they're gonna cheat the blossom sacks radiant blue all right let me see yeah
first round probably in the gale
is the bitch is good on nearly let me see nearly no is fucking awful what about
I mean it's okay on Rengar as well but let's say I go Mythens B, what are the items?
If I have Mythens, it's a Mythens Flicker Blade as an instant win. Mythens RFC is also good. Mythens Wood's End is also good. Mythens GS, and if I don't have an GSGA, Mythens GSGA.
I mean, do I even want to hold a foreghost ever here?
Probably not.
Not going to lose Econ.
Uh, five Caitlyn, work away Caitlyn.
This guy's showing me how to play around tier component quest.
Oh!
My power just slipped away.
Excuse me!
My power is a slicker.
RE3 Blossom question mark?
I mean I won't even lose Egon to hold that shit, man.
Alright.
GSGA.
Okay, I mean, okay, here's the plan.
I, I, BF?
I go BF here?
I guess I could also go bow.
Because that way I can kill...
I mean, okay, wait, hold on.
If I want to play, is it BF or bow?
I want to play a few of those flanks.
I mean they're both really good.
Uh...
Try to just hire costs.
It doesn't really matter.
Is there a Yi?
No.
I'm down for a three cause bow.
I'm in.
I'm gonna get bowed and just go BF.
Alright, and I just don't slam.
And then I'll see if I naturally Yi.
I'll see if there's a few of those players.
If there's no a few of those players, I can also just play a few of those.
Bro is prefiring the flake bro my power is actually flickering then it's a severe
thunderstorm warning severe thunderstorm warning
it's not I don't hear any thunder I might my power is flicker though okay you
think I can cheese this I'm this is Caitlyn I mean I mean I'm gonna do this
and make it look like I'm just selling my tower board.
No backup generators in 2026.
I mean, if my power goes out, oh, I will not be coming back,
even if the power goes out or back.
Believe me.
Mitten's.
I'm in Mitten's GAGS.
I have 5 out of 6 true brisky.
If I hit Witt's end, RFC or Flicker, it's an instant win, legit instant win, instant.
And then if I hit like a default from that, I can still play Yi because GA, Mitten's GS is also good.
But, and then if I hit like, I don't know, like Collector, I can also just play Abelius.
I mean, that's not really good, because I mean, on 2-1, then I have Hyrule.
I found the Luster Charm.
Like it's one gold for, it's one gold for,
that is literally, okay?
F, what, what happened?
Am I shooting guy?
Hello?
Big F, no, no F.
Big F. F. Bro, fuck you, man!
This has 50 gold. Did he full-sell?
Oh, my God. I tried to pull a fast one on him, but he full-sells. You were fucking dog shit, man.
You were a legit dog.
Vitton's Yi is not even good.
I have...
It's negative Delta!
Is that bad?
Like how?
Wow!
It's not Flickerblade that's negative, like a negative fucking 1.5 Delta, which basically
means the game is bugged.
If something is negative 1. whatever Delta, it basically means the game is bugged,
so it's not bugged, it's just imbalanced.
Like...
It's literally good, it's just not broken.
All right, I mean my spot actually looks pretty solid.
I'm rich as fuck, 7 loss into neutrals, and?
And?
So I'm still fusting the fields in E. Maybe I can find a E soon.
Unless I'm contested.
Chain Chain Mittens. Chain Chain Mittens. Chain Chain Mittens. A Bow Bow. A Rod Rod. Crown
Guard always. The highest Star Level 2 cost for Water on the 2 star man. What I get Diana?
What happened to my Blossom?
Alright, well I'm done just not slam.
It's probably always Crown Guard.
I say I want to play Aphelios. I have Crown Guard, Red buff, play around Rod Chain, VF.
I don't really want to go double Crown Guard. That is not my run.
Am I even playing Rengar this game? If I find a Rengar? No, I'm probably going to play the old Hong Kong model. 57.
8! First time message. My spot's not even bad, man.
Man, no, please don't feel this man. You'll see edgs. Fuck you man, bro. Fuck you. All right
Branch it out and I figured out
I'm just giving a forger is pretty good
I mean I spell weaver plus one and I can just reforge the mittens and I just play towards mouth fight and
Just make sure these guys can't play the game. I
I mean, how many multiplayer players are there?
I mean, G2IE, Radiant Blue, Guard, I mean, I have the Giga Gun.
This is Shoujin Shoujin, Gargoyle, Declop, Roller.
I mean, I'm just saying, I have the Giga Gun.
I don't even have the Giga Gun. I'm kind of broke.
Oh, I would just need a cloak.
57.
I mean, I'll just wait for the next cash out.
It doesn't really matter.
Fortune-Strength.
This Shogen JG has a mini-magnum specialist, full-streakened somehow, still.
I mean I would have to, I would have to, before I was going to go bow, like if I find a, if
I don't find a cannon then I kind of want, there's nothing wrong with red buff as well.
Alright.
I mean, I'll probably go cloak, cause I don't actually need GS.
I'll just go cloak.
No blossom.
Yeah, fuck this.
All right.
This has to be an A.
I'm just streaking for Econ, and I'm cashing out, and I'm going to win out.
And I'm going to win out.
So when's the win out?
Oh, maybe after I spend my gold.
I haven't spent my fucking gold yet, man.
Just fucking wait, just fucking wait.
I can kinda see what's on Parasol as well, but...
Okay, I mean, I cash out here.
Am I actually playing Yi?
I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose the next two anyway.
My board?
I mean, it's fine.
I lose two.
I can also neutralize, and I can just 4-1 it.
I mean, there's nobody who's going fucking D-claw.
I can tell you that.
I mean, I'm Malphite.
I'll be playing the mouth like go declaw go declaw see how the game goes out. Yeah, fuck you bud
All right, I'll be playing the mouth like I didn't I think I'm going to just reforge the components
I'm like kind of far from the
Who I'm missing
What missing
I got fish bones and I should pretty good on the unit, but I got a TG cash out as long
How do I play a board that doesn't stop?
Sure, whatever.
Alright, chain cloak.
Imagine forging the mittens plus fish bones.
And a bow.
I'm trying to report to BFN.
Yeeeaaah, fuck it.
Alright, in dominant, Flickerblade!
Okay, well now I have fucking, what's it called, man?
Who's a good Flickerblade holder, Azir?
Well, I now don't even want to play Yi, because I already have Spellweaver plus one.
And my items are actually good.
Just wait.
Oh, just wait.
There's nothing wrong with Azir.
I can also play Flickerblade of Velios.
I have Spellweaver plus one, what the fuck are you saying?
Alright.
Don't worry.
You think I'm going to win a single round starting 4-1 or are you think I'm going to lose a single round starting 4-1? Be honest.
This is damn it, it was just Ravager. I mean, whatever, TG on some idiot.
Yeah, whatever. And then I just go and try to always round guard.
Okay, and then I have I mean it could be red buff and I could probably just go
Gargoyle crown guard
I've chained. Oh, it was not always hard. It was GA plus. Oh shit. It was G warmogs
I'm starting always GS honestly, and then I have broad belt belt and
I mean I also just do a thing. I mean it doesn't matter. It's my last loss
Don't worry. Hopefully I don't get like 30 over here so I can actually fill some units
Because if I don't hit Tenon, I'm probably gonna build...
Okay, if I win this round, which I think I won, I don't even think I'm gonna money for
4-1.
Eh, but if I don't 4-1, I'm dead anyway.
Actually wait?
Oh no.
Alright, and I have Bow, Rod, Belt, Belt.
4-2 is more fun. I'm in low key by natural some units I can 4-2 with. I mean I'm kind of poor.
Am I close to a board? It'll stick to this. What is this just summoner but I don't even have
summoner in any way. I'm in low key I can I can actually win.
And 4-2 with it. But I don't I'm pretty sure I just win with all one stars here.
I just need to not be one life.
I mean, I actually don't even mind the flickerbillies here, I feel like it's actually fine.
Oh, what the fuck, it's gold, son.
I don't have a moon.
This is my spot.
Triple Nidalee!
I mean, I'd be surprised if I lose this thing around, isn't my board actually good?
I can report you're full Ormaw, so I'll get...
This is...
Here's a noop dropper.
Triple Nidalee.
I mean, I could also go Flickr in Italy, Henry, but I feel like this is here's not even bad.
I mean, I don't really need more items, but what the fuck are these?
Alright. I don't have a single copy. More Nittalys, more rocks. My first Soraka. I mean,
I'm pretty sure I can play RE plus... Alright, fuck it. I'm pretty sure I can play, like,
drop this horsefowl weaver is my board I'm in the stronger doesn't do anything
actually like an executioner in no okay another by second mouth like punch it
man void staff
Adaptive, Guardbreaker, TV, I don't know if we're shamed.
I have Bokeholt, great man.
Pongard, Bleed Red.
I mean I have one Malphite?
I mean isn't this a Zer actually a good dropper?
This guy looks like a fucking demon.
Okay, okay, I mean if I just got a mouth like to is my board not just in like giga Thanos
It is and I just dropped this dumb ass a looney for a cannon
What and then it's not Soraka paired, but like I mean I for what all in
R. E
I mean, I need to be rolling this
Okay, Malfight 2. Okay, well now I have Soraka 1 and whatever dude 1, and then I have Bow Cloak here if I if I
I'm 3 spell we were, I mean what can I play? What can I play? What can I play?
Nothing.
At least I hit Malfight 2. That's pretty good.
Lilia.
For what? Defender? Oh, that's actually pretty good. I mean, is Lilia, is Defender even better than a toon?
doing 7% DR, 12 armor MR?
Is that actually even better than 7% DR?
I fucking doubt it.
This unit has this much armor and MR.
It's not even fucking close actually.
This guy's a Zer2, Soraka2, or Soraka2, Zyra2.
And would you look at that?
He didn't kill a single unit,
because I just have item, item, item, item, item,
Items all over the place.
Even my stupid asses here is dropping a fucking nuke.
Is there a cannon? Wait!
Oh wait, except it has a fucking chain vest.
You itemed all over him. I mean, yes, man. It's fucking broken.
Titans is here. Is that good? Titans is here over JG, fuck it.
I mean, doesn't he actually have a lot of taskfeeds, and then he'll actually cast,
like, like, High Heal. I mean, the JG, and then I have JG Guard over here, which is
pretty good. Oh shit, you are a fucking genius actually. I can't. It's like, you stupid as
fuck. And one ol' genie. You motherfucker. I mean, it's actually kinda smart. I'm sure
this process pretty fast. And I just open bloke to play around and then I do this, and
jate. Jate! And now I have open cloak. What does cloak do? Oh shit, I'm running out of
items lots. Uh, oh. Yeah. I mean, it's probably, recently. I mean, it's my board not actual
I'm still two lives, so I think Darth Vader is trying to go fast nine. Even if he goes fast nine, my board is like actually really good.
See? I said, what do you want now?
I said, what do you want now?
Like bro, look at my board, it's fucking insane.
Look what happens when you hit the mouth fight too.
Judy!
Honestly, I should probably hold the Lilia as well, huh?
But I should probably hold the Lilia now because I don't even need to play a move wherever.
And then I just stack the Fiddlesticks and then I just play the Lilia too because I'm
going to have Cloak.
Say I'm gonna have extra items, but I mean I'm not holding Lillia to pay her for if I don't hit these units.
Holy shit this is bigger. I could not!
Alright, and I'm still two lives by the way.
Soraka paired, Zyver paired.
I am Soraka paired, Zyver paired.
It's also Gold sub.
You can't miss.
You cannot miss.
not miss I got more items brawl that has to be a bad beat man my eye what the
What the fuck is this? What does this do?
I'm not going to kill you.
I got it.
I think I'm gonna...
I still do not have a single two-star.
I can't.
So when I get items here, who the fuck is taking the item?
Go 9!
I'm definitely not going 9 when I'm sitting on- alright, nice.
I mean I've run 1-2-3 on duty, oh that's pretty good.
I can probably 9 on... I mean I can put items on Yorick.
I mean now my board is actually good.
I could go, I mean I want RedBull Boy together, and I want a Guard JG together.
I mean I could spell we were this and then adapt it to this.
I don't even know if that's even that much better.
I mean...
This Malphite unit is legit fucking disgusting.
It is fucking disgusting.
I don't get it like how can you like how is this unit even allowed? It's just your entire like if I didn't
I'll play to what we're off place this game
I mean I get mana HP in the stuff in the stuff is that even worth it
Or fucking your right remote no
Looney, okay. Hi Tino if he's in my pool. Yeah, fuck it. I'm using my pool
Okay, I'm fighting him
I mean this is the game because if I kill him before he hits I
Don't know what I'm looking here just ask you that's it
I can't. I mean even the world champ goes fast nine and dies. Why is that? Cause fast
nine is fucking ass. That shit is fucking ass. The main tank is squishy with an alpha.
You might as well roll an A for an alpha. Like I don't get it. By the time you go
I'm going to go 9 just 10 miles away out of the pool half on me unless you have like
two star fucking terror two star fucking...
No.
The tg's gone.
I mean do I have physical damage or not?
It's on.
I can also go blue up and move the...
Nah these aren't just fine.
Should I even roll for charm?
I mean, what am I loving for, like a stupid ass, like anything?
I don't know, anyway.
I could actually just roll for a charm here.
But I'd probably be deciding whether to use elder 2 or canon 2.
Soraka's our item I'm you you need void red in here the only thing that you can swap it's like slow weaver and
I don't want JJ guard the other there's nothing wrong with JJ on executioner. I don't know where the fuck like it
Nah, I mean if this way, I mean, you know, I'm sorry, man. You're not even trying to rage wait. I'm sorry
It's just a JJ. There's nothing wrong with you on execution. It's just don't even think about like oh this
Equate like who the fuck cares man?
I'm funny. This is no no time
What kind does he have?
The champions are in trouble basically, I should probably.
I mean I can play any defender, does that have to be Lilia?
But Lilia 2 stacking items is actually pretty decent I think.
Or like Lilia 2, I stack Lilia 2 instead.
But then I have items on a fucking Yorick.
This guy is 5 Elderwood, the Gigacap.
Isn't that strong?
I mean this matchup should I go deep wall on my on a mouth bite probably
He's not the analyst, could die one other way, now fight!
I can't, he's one life now.
I guess he is a dust god match.
I mean like Decal over here, and I don't go crown guard, but I feel like crown guard is
fucking good.
I mean I don't, I mean Decal, I mean it's fine, Decal on the runes up.
Defender and Blossom
I'm gonna gold
All right, what am I looking for I have defender and blossom and then oh honestly, okay, I just did this
Okay, and then I save my gold and then next turn I roll for a blossom charm a gig of blossom charm a G
gate
I guess I just win anyway it is what it is mouth bite I don't get it why don't
You just mouth like every game. I don't get it man mouth like lottery winner Gigi like if I if I don't play now
Like other people hit mouth like like for this game is fucking dog man. Oh, but also this game is not even mouth like this game is just uh
This game is just uh like lose streak with that one charm with with uh fortune strength
See a little thing and then branching out gives a fucking reporter
So if your comp doesn't like match you just use a forge
No, it was, it was one gold, add one lose streak to your, like one loss to your streak,
so that you six streak into neutrals.
It's like an actually 10 gold.
just high rolled really? Soraka won Zyra, won for the entirety of Stage 4 as high rolled?
Alright. My bad.
It's Malkai 2 better than Malkai 2 with no stacks bro, it's better than Malkai 2 with
stacks.
Unless Malkai has 2k stacks, Malkai is just straight up better.
You are just wrong.
Oh my god.
What?
I don't know what your mid game tempo is for Malachi to have stacks.
I don't know how the fuck you are rolling for Malphite
and be like, yeah, I think I'm gonna cap her on Malachi in this game.
That just doesn't happen.
You're either gonna play in Malphite or you're going like fast at it and just playing Malachi.
Or you play like Malkai with like, with like Vi, and then like play some fucking...
Nah, I am not...
Nah.
You had 18 items, any form would win.
I mean, that's just not true.
I don't, I don't think that...
Nevermind.
Bro, I want some taquitos from 7-Eleven.
The same 7-Eleven worker, when I went to 7-Eleven as a kid to buy NX, it was the same owner
as the current guy working there like 20 years later.
Isn't that crazy?
He fucking recognized me.
And I went in at like 4am.
I mean that guy is a fucking hard worker.
He's there at like 3pm and he's there at 4am.
Who asked?
Alright.
No, he didn't recognize me as a streamer.
He doesn't watch no fucking TFT or Twitch man.
He just recognized me because I've been there ever since I was a kid man.
I can't bury them all.
You get recognized often? No, man. No.
No, he's like a 70-year-old fucking grandpa, man.
I actually didn't hit Blossom when I was young.
I can't.
Age-shaming. No.
No, I'm saying he recognized me as the kid that would always come by.
I feel like Asians just all play video games, like I feel like an Asian just like a 90% chance to play video games, no cap.
It might be higher actually.
I have a lesion of threes with Yi. I can also go frontline foundation. A lesion of threes
with these two is an instant fucking big game to win, man. I can go URF and for what? I mean
this is just broken, man. I got ravager plus one. Is ravager Yi good? I can re-roll
heck from Diana. Thoughts?
Nothing can hold me back.
I mean this shit is just broken. I mean no matter what, I mean am I just playing E?
This guy has Portable Forge with the Indominable.
This Portable Forge with whatever the fuck that is.
This guy's hodge type into one, he's not playing no yee because I'm yee.
Have fun, man. Also my raptors should just be on here regardless.
Uh, okay, should I just reforge this? I mean, just give it a stat as well.
Like, isn't there like a Diana yee? Diana yee, Hecarim.
Elise reroll! Why don't you reroll Elise?
I mean, this is Ravager, but like, okay, Shadows don't forge this, but Loki, isn't there actually
like a hecarim Diana okay am I
The fact that I won this round is fucking crazy.
Fuck this unit, fuck Lawson.
Fuck this unit.
Fuck it Diana.
I mean, should have been played Diana on my board when I have...
And it was...
Vravage or Elise, fuck it, Vravage or Elise. One time.
I just Trio carry every... I mean this gives me units.
I mean, I can also just ravage with this, like, roll with it.
I mean, my entire board is gaining 150 health and 12% attack speed.
That can't be balanced.
Like, look at this board.
Simon, this is a fucking piss, man.
Right here.
Alright, I'm at half the board, ready?
Con ball, fuck the Elise, hecka rim, rabbit or Rengar, and then I just build off of this,
now what?
Plus two, GG, plus two, which two?
Two vanguards, and GG?
Two vanguards and GG.
I'm last pick how also my contested knee.
Invoker?
Should have just rolled once for Charm Bucket.
Nope.
Is there anything to play?
Nope.
Oh, there's an Elise.
I mean, no matter what, I'm making the QSS Bucket.
I mean, I think of it as natural.
Are you hungry? I can eat, but I'm down to eat after, after I end.
Arc. I mean this guy is Gensu Hodge Titans. Oh, I think he will play Gensu Hodge Titans.
I mean I don't care, I'm confessing. I'm like, bro, what? You think I give a fuck?
Like usually, alright. I will be, uh, I will be confessing you're dumbass.
I mean my spot is legit unbought-for-able legit unbought-for-able all right Vanguard
I'm sure that I don't get this 120 health when I can do this now.
And then now I just need to heckle him.
My board is legit Thanos.
Oh I go Cossacks instead of Rengar.
OHHHHHHHHH!
Holy shit this board GG!
And I didn't any manguard. I'll just play stupid as Elise.
GG!
My board is going to have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 3 costs.
I mean, if he wants to play that, I will be contested to Yi.
I'm just gonna hold Yi's on bench and then just carry Diana.
Uh, uh, uh, Econ?
Oh, yeah.
Chain Cloak?
I mean, I don't really want Gintu if I can just ravager the fucking team and call it
an A.
Uh, I mean, Warmong's Gargoyle.
I could also go Morello.
If I go WarMawls, play off of Rod, and I just don't go Anti-Deal, I mean I feel like that's too much of a minion.
And then Rod for Gensu, if I want to go like...
Is G8 Gensu good?
Is G8 Gensu QSS even good on Diana?
I don't even, what even is a Diana item?
I don't even fucking know.
Rose said Diana, I mean yes!
TG, why not itemize Rengar instead?
That is a great question.
Why don't I just play Yi Rengar duo and then just contest this guy?
I mean this guy's spot is also illegal.
He has Starex, Hodge, level 650 gold.
10 doors bench.
I don't have a single two star.
And this is my board I just leveled for Rengar.
Yay.
Why not just tempo into Malphite because when I restart everything, my board is fucking
Thanos.
You want to re-roll if you can.
My spot this game, I loaded in with Master Yi and Kog'Maw and then I got offered a Legion
of Therese.
Even if this is not a board, if you tend streak, you legit can play anything.
I'm not willing for a charm, it's too expensive, and I can't.
Did I blew this guy off? I mean, what the fuck are his items?
I mean surely he's not contesting me when I have Pandora's or whatever the fuck.
I don't... Oh, is he playing... Is he playing the Furious? Well, I don't really know who he's playing. All I know is, uh...
How about contesting me, bud?
You have been surely World War II? No, man. I need the gold because you can vote for 2 star 3 costs.
costs but if I lose 40 here I'm never going to get a 2 star 3 cost it's not
even boss infarms just fucking wait man just fucking wait I will roll for a
charm starting these two turns I roll here make 30 then I get and I roll
again and I have to make 30 again like for over no fuck you I'm a back
Attack damage. I'm not gonna go ADE. Is this even ADE if I...
I mean, it doesn't really matter.
I'm playing call-on from Argus, who the fuck cares?
No, where's your Akali? Where?
Akali? Do I even have infernal?
Master Yi with a bow.
Alright, you know what? I actually hope he goes master Yi with bow here.
I mean, yeah. I actually hope he can test me. Fuck you!
I mean, do I even want to...
Fuck it.
I might as well roll for my front line.
Hopefully I don't...
Oh, shit.
Hopefully I don't lose.
Also, zeppin not robbing around, whatever the fuck that is.
If I lose, cause I didn't slam, I'm going to be very sad.
Before I decide to get one item, or one, whatever the fuck.
Yeah, this spot...
He's looking very illegal once her charm and GD.
I've run at low on removers already.
I mean I have Rengar 2 on bench.
I mean surely I don't need anti-I actually need it.
I have a Rengar 2-1 bench.
But that guy has Warmoth's Guard of Oil.
This guy also has Guard of Oil.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I win anyway.
If I lose this round, that's just about to be...
I should have rolled once for...
Oh, there. Nice.
I don't know what 2-3 I can get in.
Bro, I'm not leveling this turn man, I level this turn, I'm just gonna be fucking tangled
with the whole game and fuck that.
Alright.
I can't.
Vision of threes when I had Cogmo, what's it called?
I just hit rock two, so now I can start only focusing on rolling three guys.
Yeah.
But like even if that doesn't even happen like look at my spot like you legit can play
any fucking reroll you want when you have like a like I mean I'm down to the spoon that
spot every game man this shit is fucking broken just look at my spot I cannot it's
just an instant GG an instant GG oh a fucking red buff I'm in
I tried to just reinforce the tier, but no, it's easy to go down here.
I think my master is going to hit instantly and then he just went straight to my cog
What?
It doesn't matter I still want to stay man
He's almost 730. Oh, he is contesting why didn't he not go?
he uncares all that what
I already have one that's enough Swordsmith G
Swordsmith G
I mean I don't want to buy that, GA, G. I mean I don't want to buy that, roll roll roll,
third third, second two, I mean I could go, but if I hit three, sorry then I just remove
over all three and I just put all the shit out of them.
Alright, out of tier.
Alright, I have four Hecarim, four Diana, two Kog'Maw, four Yi, and I'm probably just
going to go Rengar three.
Let's see how he's looking.
Three Kog'Maw, four whatever the fuck.
Alright.
But you sent AD. For what?
I don't get it. Just look man.
Just look at the spots.
I mean if I weren't contested I can go Cog3 as well.
But honestly if I'm gonna die and then I can troll for fucking U3 anyway.
I don't know what the fuck he's doing.
Ah shit.
I mean fuck Diana 3 man.
I don't know why I sold it instead of rolling for it.
I am- oh yeah actually.
I
Oh, is the facehands still... oh shit.
Alright, where is...
One around?
Where is my Cogmaw 2?
Cogmaw 2?
I mean, I just are cat now.
I'm kind of down to go ginsu, ginsu on Rengar as well.
Ginsu, uh, Ravager on Rengar.
And then I'll just, I mean, I'm just carrying a fucking IE cog now.
And what off of, I mean, I might as well just,
this is my last remover.
Is that the blue item's back?
I mean...
I could have rolled once.
How's it still- Oh fuck it, should I just buy this?
What's my next inn?
Like fuck it, I just buy this.
Fuck it!
Probably not.
What- Wait, what's my next inn?
I'm fighting this clone man, I would have skipped the overvast.
I can't.
I will open their eyes.
Not saying you need a badge, yes I have two so fucking three cost a badge man.
Let me just make the ring on three forms more old.
I might as well go Cog3 after, but then I might as well go Diana 3 as well.
Yeah, fuck it, let's just go for everything.
I mean, I can go Hecarim 3, Cog3, Diana 3.
My leveling for Nilly is not even better than just going for like 2 more 3 stars, I'll probably actually have items.
I'm pretty sure I already won the game, like my board is 2 manos.
How is he winning rounds with this garbage?
Is it alias 3?
Rainbow.
Okay I mean I have to just give up on Diana then.
Okay, okay.
Um, should I actually roll for Eric?
Should I roll for like two star Ramus?
I found a Hecarim.
FUCK!
Okay, it's fine, it's fine.
I'm gonna have Rengar, it's fine.
How is he winning rounds? I don't get it. How?
Another heck of a...
I will open their eyes.
One roll GD.
And one roll.
Okay, so how do I do this?
How do I do this?
I mean, do I just sell a Kog'Maw then?
I rolled a 10, how about that?
But I kinda wanna roll for Toronto, you heard.
Master Yi, I mean I don't really care about Master Yi, because...
Okay, I guess I'll just go Zero, fuck it.
Alright.
But these guys can just roll into it.
Alright, Hecarim 3, I should have just went 0 last turn then.
Cause then I could have held, oh no I can't, no matter why this is a matter, oh I could
have held more, no.
I charm, I mean should I just roll for a 0-2, alright next is a 0-2.
And honestly I might as well hold this guy in case he didn't hit my 3, he hit my 3.
Sold his, what's it called?
Also, is this even stronger by the way?
I mean, surely it's stronger, it's fucking, what's it called?
It's Legion of Threes as well.
Let me read this.
50 armor, 50 MR, and then it's towards 500,
so you're 85.
And then you get
saturation 1.75.
That's quite fine.
Look at this callbound damage.
Do I even want to roll for charm?
Also, why am I even going and holding and rolling for 3 stars?
I guess I can also go Diana 3.
And then I just force the Ies.
I might as well go Diana 3 in the middle to do.
Last resort, fuck you.
Step that's hard, I mean that's good enough then.
Another one more rumor
All right, I'll just set that's hard
Doesn't even react is that oh Derek. Oh shit. It's fine. It's fine
Surely the taric or the stupid ass like whatever falls below the hell and then it heals it anyway, he's right
I mean I might as well just roll fucking two stars, and just roll for a try to destroy.
of your most treat I mean I can't even hit this why the fuck my whole division
garbage why the fuck I'm holding cog now items are fine alright that is level
for some stupid ass really the pairs of anything why the fuck am I holding
fucking cog mouth all right cause it's paired paired by cause it's paired and
one off and I just go to read them what's it called I mean the only
If I lose this fight, the only reason I'm going to lose this fight is because my position is legit subdued.
Like, I'm not going to fucking lose this shit, man.
This shit is not a real loss.
Like, I killed my Cogmaw instantly, I probably pulled my G's instantly.
It's legit subdued.
Like, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
I mean, it doesn't really matter. It's just my HP, man. Who the fuck cares?
Alright.
I mean, my paired...
I'm going to level anyway, I'm probably just over-traumatic turn.
I mean the position is just so human, if my position wasn't just FF, just FF, you're
lost bud.
Wait, he has three, he has eight, three stars?
Wait, what?
Wait.
Wait, no?
Why don't I see a four star then?
I can't live with the C-Star.
I just suddenly de-fuck it.
Where the fuck?
What the?
How does it just not move and just cast onto my...
Oh, good.
I mean, it's not even worth.
Oh, this...this rock...oh, oh, middle!
Guys, guys, it's three adapter.
It's like, it's 10 AD and AP for this idiot even better than another rock with four fucking
Vanguard, to be honest.
No, probably not.
It does not matter.
It doesn't fucking matter.
Alright.
How is my Yi just getting gapped so hard?
I don't get it.
So little luck, too.
Alright, what's that averse? I'll get it.
Legion of threes, Legion of threes when I had G8 to slam on a Yi and a cockball. On 2-1, didn't I just win this game?
Didn't I actually just win this game on 2-1?
And I'm just saying, I'm just saying
You have tactics.toolers would have just sat there and reforged the ravager, I mean wasn't the game actually is over?
You literally can reroll anything, my entire board has infinite HP and AS.
Region of the Ruins.
I mean this game is this reasonable?
I was 4-2-70 gold and I ended the game on 5-5 without Nidalee 2 or Silver 2.
It's actually not reasonable.
And, yo, my bad, missed the mouth fight lottery.
My fault.
And, oh, yo, my bad, missed the mouth fight lottery.
My bad.
What a fucking joke, man.
Why are you mad that you win?
Because it's because people don't understand that, like,
Like when you low roll, no one is is sympathetic when when I low roll and then
when I high roll they just say I'm lucky and it's pissing me off.
How can I be 4-2-70 gold and I see and I end the game without silver 2
literally too. It's because you are too handsome. Like if my spot is bad and then my roll down
goes bad, that's fine. Then like I probably could have done something mid game for my
spot to not be bad, yes? But I feel like, like myself as a player, I actually play my
early mid game well. And then the thing is, the games, the most tilting games are the games
where your game is looking really good, and then, and then you just get hit with the
fucking, roll 80 gold and see zero units, and then, and then you're safe. And then,
and then, like this game, like I, like wasn't my spot fucking insane? The fact that
I don't I end this game without silver to nil to with how much gold I had and I still went six like
It's just fucking rage rate
It's actually just rage rate
Your program at this is the game bro you used to be so likeable
You hit similar to a new game of war and still went six honestly
That's a fucking 10 out of 10 rage bait. I know what you're getting at. We know what we know what's not too
Sorry, I know I know exactly where you're gonna. It's no
Nice try bud
If you use your logic this game is all an RNG, no skill issue, right, no?
The game is luck.
There's a reason your hard stuck ass is still hard stuck.
I mean, there's a reason.
I saw this one.
I was seeing it.
I was dumping the morning.
Let me see if I can find it.
It's clearly a complete key of key.
I don't have...
I can't find it.
I mean the problem is I have to log into my account but I don't know how, but I don't know my login.
I can't find it. I'm gonna try it.
Don't let anyone get you down, man. This is the funnest streaming experience. I was watching Cecily yesterday and that guy is so high LP.
It took like 10 minutes in queue between games. We appreciate you sacring your LP for the viewers.
Are you going to do the hot tub stream like you promised, nope?
Wait, what are we going to keep?
Can you explain why Setsuko won't be able to find a lobby?
That's not even true.
I'm pretty sure he was a final lobby that literally lost that.
Like, Setsuko is for sure the fucking goat, but like, I'm telling you, rank actually doesn't
fucking matter, man.
Like, no one is sitting there sweating their ass off in fucking rank.
Ever since the creation of TPC, no one gives a fuck about rank.
If they gave a fuck about rank, Weijin and Gysop would be permafuckin' rank 1, 2,
3.
Weijin just don't Setsuko.
They're like, they're so in ways that are consistently like top 10.
I mean, they don't even care.
They're just playing for fun.
They already are, they're not.
Bro, you haven't seen the fucking old, the old fucking,
they wouldn't let anyone.
They would all be fucking 1900.
Yeah, I don't know what it was for though.
Coat, coat, coat, coat, coat.
Yeah...
Anyway, what piece of game?
What piece?
I should have hoped it could go on this way.
I was holding the brick beast.
Launching.
It had been free and the shaming called me.
I entered and ran in free solitude.
I was on the board two fanats, but keeps ranging.
and shot misses. Generic AI, maimings and stakes.
Alright.
Bored, Yorker.
I don't want to sell the demo.
The demo's kinda good.
The demo's kinda good, man.
The demo's Yorker.
I mean, time skip.
You want spam egg sausage plus veggie, subway, or Popeyes?
I definitely do not want subway.
That's a fact.
Uh, Popeyes, Loki.
Eh.
I've never spammed an egg, that's what I'm trying to learn.
Spray, brutes!
I can't!
I got black one plus blossom. I don't have a reforger though. Oh, shit.
Alright, do I just play black one this game then?
I'm probably not going to win my board as AS.
And then I just play Yorick plus Ari, but then I mean usually it's Yorick, Ari, but
then I play Zaynar.
Like usually it's Zaynar.
I mean I guess I just don't have to play a Zyrr.
I mean I guess I just don't have to play a Zerr.
Huh.
What the fuck is the board wave, hold on.
Cause like, Black One plus one, you just play four Black Roots with the Vanguard and a Zerr.
But I guess I can just play Malfight and nothing.
And I just don't play a stupid ass Zerr.
But a Zerr is Summoner, so I just don't roll for Zyra.
That doesn't sound right.
I mean that definitely doesn't sound right.
player in North America put some respect on the name. Bro, last set, you are two-time
champion such as Animus, and you are better than the name you mentioned. Why are you so
humble? I'm not paint chatter. Bro, I am, I'm not even joking. I am a top tier player.
It's just, I'm not gonna sit here and say that I'm better than set to go in
dished open wazion, because they actually care about fucking winning. I just sit here,
I mean if I do well I do well man it is what it is.
But last set I mean uh never a game for oh what the what I get a mumeo what the fuck
what the fuck
I mean, is that good?
Are you running at 4?
Yeah, probably like a couple of games.
Can you force it to be a 4 cost if you buy Bench?
Oh!
You just leave one slot open so it has to be a 4?
Wait, did it just appear on my Bench?
I don't remember I think I didn't pick this up right I'm just a movement looks pretty good
hmm it's just being four gold of random champions no but I'm saying if you keep it if you keep
Maybe it has to be a 4-close if you keep...
Yeah.
I mean, I think I won the game.
I hit spreading roots.
I just need to hit this five more times tomorrow.
Or I guess this is not turning into six more times tomorrow.
I hit that shit six more times tomorrow.
GG.
It's over.
I mean, I could also go Blossom plus 2.
Is that good?
Blossom plus 2?
Don't mind me.
I mean, I'm just gonna play the old board.
I just stack the stupid ass door and I'm gonna play standard.
I can't.
Except it's not even good because I'm stacking my fucking...
I mean, I can play 5 boss in big game. I just need a... what, E? E? Nah.
Bro, should I... I mean, I just played towards 11 boss'n. What is this, Blackthorn? I can also Blackthorn plus 2.
Does a 6th Blackthorn actually sound kind of fun? What would my board be if I played 6th Blackthorn?
I guess I can wait.
Uh, come on.
I was here in my fight, obviously.
Now I have to play stupid as a Rek'Sai Vigor.
Yeah, that was about to be the same as in the mid-summer night.
Alright, hopefully this will block.
I'm not even playing the block.
11 Blossoms surely alright you think in tournament I'm gonna be playing 11 Blossom
no I'll be joining the fucking lottery half on everybody alright 0 won for 2 BXB
I'm actively black one plus two. Is that good?
What if it's check me it will not be checkmate bud. I'm not making to the final lobby
And I actually honestly I would I'm pretty sure I will like to be making final lobby no cap
Bro this meta is so easy man. Like no it actually clicked. I'm fucking back
I'm just playing Blossom. I'm not gonna lose this one, I didn't even fuck it.
Okay, so I just played Vaegar up before then.
But if I'm playing Vaegar, then why do I play Ori?
Why the fuck would I make Blossom plus 2?
Just for the list? Oh.
I'm sure they did something better to make.
Than fucking Blossom plus 2.
Because if I'm playing Vhagar for Blackthorne, why don't I just go Blackthorne plus 2?
I can just go Blackthorne plus 2 and just play a Zero Malphite and I get a full item
for someone.
I mean let me just see my item distribution.
It just depends if I want to kill the fucking belt or the rod.
Actually, if I had Yorick...
Wait, I don't have a Yorick?
Bro, I could have 5 blossoms for the entirety of stage 3, man!
Oh my gosh, where the fuck is the Yorick?
Tier BF, Bay Lunar, Blackthorn Melvite.
I mean, am I even strong?
I mean, it's too old, I'm missing too old.
Oh!
Bro!
Bro, Teemo too? He can slam items as well? Rengar, oh my... No... No...
Oh, it's always Shoshun?
And it's whether I want to kill the Rot or the...
And it's whether I want to kill the... This is the one guy I might... I know he's saying it too, you know.
I mean I just go gargoyle and I can, if I can, if I can go Blossom plus 2, play around
the belt.
I don't really want to do that.
I kind of want to play around the rod.
And I could just go Blackthorn plus 2 for each one of my tower board.
It's actually fine.
And then I just play this here, Belfine, and play the game.
Unless it's Blackthorn is broken.
But then I have to play Bagar and fucking Brexite on the board.
And I can just play around the rod, but I can also get a blossom.
What the fuck is this garbage?
Sword overflow.
I mean, I could just sword overflow and glance real.
I mean, I want items and not this fucking, like, what?
Nesting angles, artifact and a component.
I mean, this is what's it called.
I can go in Dominable, I can go Donkor.
Is Donkor good on any of these backline units?
Swaraka?
Donkor Swaraka?
I'm going to go gym after I make food now I was up to you there's no there's no gargoyle
I just want more tier, I'll grab it on.
I mean, I can't really go wrong with grabbing on.
I can also go with JG.
I mean, grab it on is way better than JG.
Also, I probably should be winning rounds if I just did this earlier, but I'm a legit
AFK.
Sorry.
I'm not going to fucking crown guard, man.
That that is reserved for the guard oil. I refuse to go anything but fucking crown guard
And I would want to start about just leave the fucking bravo. I was on the jade
So rock I cannot
Oh, who do I Blackthorn?
What the?
I mean, I'm just not Blackthorne'ing this turn?
I mean, this is definitely not right.
Bro, I am legit trolling, man.
Oh my, I just used all my removers for fun, man.
This shit is broken. This shit is fucking broken.
I mean I have three executioner, I just leveled for Vhagar, and I did a Cloak on Karate Cell.
Guys, this is not indicative of my skill. I'm legit sitting here AFK. If you think
this is the level of play that I'm fucking busting out in a tournament, like come on
Man, I wouldn't I'd be up to remove hers. I I'm pretty sure I mean I would have won the previous round as well
Like I just I mean
No, it's just rage bait man. All right, what is there? I
Only have two rumors left. I guess three but like there's not a lot
Also, if you have Donkord do you want Shogen to ramp up the Donkord faster or do you want?
I just got a motor oil I lost how what happened I didn't even press anything my fucking camera just
I don't know how much HP it's giving.
Where is this?
It gives 13% health?
I can also give 2 mana gems.
No, I'm popping nothing.
I have 3 free rolls, I should have rolled for a charm here.
Okay, this shit looks fucking broken though.
Hunter Verkle?
Also, how can Tetsunite this lobby?
I don't think I really have the money to for- I mean I have the money to for do, but
I don't really want to force you to do anything.
Everything's going to be fine.
Where's your Yorick? I don't know!
Yorick? Oh, there it is!
Alright, man. I mean, I'm paying one more for this one.
Is this an executioner?
What is this? Spell Liva?
Executioner?
Yorick, Azir Fiddlestick, Malphite, Zyra, Soraka, Amumu, Tenon.
Although you have the knowledge and skills to be the best, all these 5 and 6 that you practice and rank will easily develop bad habits. That's why you don't win worlds.
Wait, okay I'm pretty sure blue buff, okay there's no one getting blue buff this game
because my team is probably alligating the void staff, but I feel like blue buff would
be better because you just sit there and don't even have the auto.
You get flora procs, you get flora procs with blue buff gen and donkhor, and then it just goes infinite.
But the shogun makes it so it's like you have to actually auto between, which is like, whatever, doesn't matter.
Oh, the sad thing is this shogun is much better. Oh really?
I mean, it's probably because, I wouldn't be surprised if it's because of...
Is it ever because the tier being allocated to Voidstaff on Zyra is this fucking piss?
I don't know.
Okay.
All right.
What were we?
It's playing towards Malphite probably, he has like no gold, this guy is, well I'm not
sure, this guy already has a Malphite, in fact he has 2 Malphites on 7.
He has 2 Malphites on 7, nice one man, congrats, and this guy has a Malphite as well.
Now you guys are really fucking talented, fuck you.
Oh my god, this skin is so bald.
Oh, man.
I have a fucking rakan on my board. Why do I have a rakan on my board?
They just all have no fight.
I cannot.
I mean, the thing is I can hit a movement too as well, it's just the same shit.
I'm sure that I can find one fucking copy of this shit.
I'm 3 black to 1. I just stole my 3rd black to 1. I can't. I feel my bad this game. I mean if I'm
10 so I don't have to make more low I guess. And I just go IE and I just carry this. I feel my bad
this game. I stole 4 black to 1 though. My bad. My bad. I can't.
Maybe next time I'll hit a mouth fight I mean I just not play oh great mouth
like to Vanguard mouth like to explain Vanguard's and mouth like to I took
rolling for days and I didn't hit. Better luck next time. My bad. Also I probably should
have held RE instead of Ezreal because I forgot that I had Blossom plus one. Ah shit I had
to hold RE. Ah shit. It should have been RE over about white. My spot's not even
But I haven't made the IE
Okay, I mean that's pretty good
That's what's useless. I mean it's supposed to be already over. I'm three Blackthorn
I mean honestly my board is actually pretty good. I
I don't even have the place to ira i don't even have i don't have like i didn't
not only did i not hit a single mouth bite i didn't hit soraka too
like what a fucking joke like what an actual fucking joke
my bad
Saw zero mouth light better the next time
More blackboard in
And play what fucking vague R is here on my board vague R is here
I'm fucking last fake.
I need a third tank item, but I don't really want a mate.
And it's gone.
What a damn surprise.
I cannot.
not.
I don't know if I should have built it down anyway, but whatever.
At least as a moomoo is pretty tanky, but this game is so fucking bad.
It's actually crazy.
This Malphite shit is so fucking cringe.
My bad, this game.
Let's say I hit a Malphite, a Zeroth, and a Zeroth, and a Zeroth, and a Zeroth, and
A male fight a zero male fight, and I just don't play
I mean hopefully I can hit Soraka too so I can actually go nine and I probably just don't play Zyra and
And I can just play for like mouth bite plus a zero on nine and my board is legit Thanos
But uh, yeah
Also, I just realized don't I want to play a cog mouth
Is it actually mandatory to play cog mouth over the fucking you know give me a cog mouth?
The fuck is this?
I have Ezreal in no shrimp or anti
Give me the fucking cog mom in ABCD
This is real 3, I mean there's a cauldron, that's pretty good.
Oh, another mouth fight too!
Yo, my bad!
My bad, guys!
At least I got the Cogmaw in just some time, but I actually wouldn't have strong.
This game would be a guarantee first if I hit even one mouth fight.
I'd be like 30 gold richer, because I wouldn't just stop rolling.
Actually, that's not even true.
I would probably just send zero until fucking Sarka too.
This game is so fucking dog, man.
like it nah nah nah he's not even he's not even using it like I mean if I hit I
I I mean if I hit spark I actually don't want to call them all
I'm a natural tooth was a rod
Okay, I mean I think I'm just ending the game with Gogg now.
I mean, is this National 2 plus Gumbelid or something?
National 2 plus Gumbelid or a Crown Guard?
I can go GS, I'm not going to go fucking Marullo.
Alright.
Which I'm probably, I'm probably never playing Desire of this game then.
Which is I'm never playing this then.
And GG, and GG.
A mouth fight!
How could I even play a mouth fight this game?
Can I hit a mouth fight too this game, you think?
I mean I can't I have to play called mama board. I mean it's too late. I I already committed to this board. I
Can't even fucking go for a mouth wide anymore
All jane I
Could go uh
Oh great, I could go shogun on show if it was just shogun on our Nashors on on what's it called for a little more for it
And I just showed an Ezreal
Another AP I mean
This game is so fucking bad, man, like it.
I mean, it is my fault, like it.
I mean, I should have RE2 here, and then I wouldn't even donk where RE.
Donk where RE sounds fucking terrible.
So I don't even think it changes the fight.
So we're off to Hog Jam.
And fuck you.
And yeah, whatever.
Karma 3, Hog Jam.
My last reverse is fine.
I mean if I play this game optimally I should be like 45 HP here
I'm probably still going third just cuz I hit spreading roots
But imagine this roll down if I didn't hit spreading roots
It's just instant GG
Nashor's, Donkour, Rabadon, Ashoujin, Blossom, also I saved my room last turn I would have a...
Ah, I just fine-sit the game
Oh, this guy's playing out of the middle of the screen.
If he just needs to move, he's gonna put the exact same items back.
like this game is not good man like I even like I even played the fucking I
even played the Ezreal Pivot and then now that I have no anti MR and no anti
whatever the fuck I just make a play a cogmall like I mean yes I didn't play
well because I didn't hold the Ori and then like I played two throws of trash
on board too but it's like bro like I it's like not even worth even trying to
fucking play these shit-ass games out because it's like well congrats the
game's dog shit. Some dumbass idiot that is complete trash of the game is going
through this fucking top four because they just hit Malfight 2 on their fucking
roll down. They just double hit Malfight 2 and I didn't see a single one.
Congrats. And by the time I hit Malfight I already committed to Ezreal 2
on stage 4. I have to make something and then I make the fucking Ezreal with
IE and then oh well now and now oh great Malfight. How can I
play Malfight anymore? I already made an IE I can't even play Zyra anymore.
like nah shit it's just some fucking rage play man
alright now my bad my front line is a fucking a moomoo
my bad my bad
like does that make sense though?
like you buy other stuff and then you just itemize them and then
and then by the time you hit the fucking unit it's already too late
I already itemized Ezreal instead of fucking Zyra
If I didn't, I know Ezreal, I can just play Zyra plus Malfight and then just play the stupid ass, I don't even know what.
Alright, well...
I don't even know what the fuck I want.
Voidstaff and I can drop Cog.
For what?
Zyra, that is... that is... that is... that I didn't hold to roll for this, these idiots?
Wahoo!
A wahoo!
Your highest star level 4 cost?
What?
If I had more HP, maybe it's fine, but I'll get him.
and my drill and I'm done.
Wahoo!
And it's a bear.
But I mean, I just played this game poorly.
I could have easily taught for this game if I gave it a single fuck.
I mean, this matchup is fucking sucks.
Oh no, I mean, I would've won Browns on stage, like I would've won 4-2 probably, and then
I also would've itemized differently, because if I knew, like if I remembered that I had
Blossom, I would've probably itemized Ori, which means I can still clear it back to
I mean this map was pretty good, but I still would have been able to pivot to the map by Zyra, but I mean like as late as I decided, like because I didn't hold R-E and then I hit Ezreal, I decided to unmask Ezreal so I can't pivot back to Ezra, but like whatever.
I mean I know what to do wrong. It is what it is man. And I'm lucky. Defender plus one, that's 3, Rengar is 3. You know GG's everybody, didn't see a single fucking mouse slice.
So I'm forced to play this fucking dog shit and salvage a placement but I could have won
for free.
What a fucking joke.
Two other people?
Three way can test mouth bite?
I don't see a single one.
They see mouth bite two mouth bite two.
GG.
And uh, yeah, I mean, am I bad I guess.
That's really fun.
Like don't get me wrong, like spreading was a solo B, that even, I mean if I played optimally
which I should have, like I've known Cease optimally, I mean I do have an excuse, bro,
I couldn't fucking care less about these fucking games.
Oh, I lost 10 LP instead of game 10 LP.
Who, who the fuck cares?
Like it doesn't matter, it's just,
what the fuck is this shit, man?
How is it just, how the fuck is it just
if you hit Malfight 2 your game is just GG?
What is this unit?
If I had Malfight 2, that game,
You think I don't just go fast 10?
You think it's not just fast 10?
Why do you bitch so much if you don't care?
I don't care about the fucking placement.
I care about the quality of the game.
I am not bitching because I lost fucking LP.
If I gave a fuck about LP, I wouldn't be diving for zero LP for the entire week.
I care because the quality of the game is fucking dog shit.
It is legit dog shit.
This Malfight unit is so broken.
He is so broken.
You can win games if you get the God Spot.
I loaded up with Legion of Threes, Cog and Yee on 2-1.
So now I just buffed my Cog and my Yee for the entirety of Stage 2 and Stage 3, and I
just used that tempo for 3 stars.
And oh!
Oh!
I won the lottery!
And by the way, hitting Mouthbite is double winning the lottery!
Because the thing is, you don't have to scramble and make some fucking dog shit ass
It's semi tank and you can just spend more gold and just commit to rolling for for any
backline and after you hit any backline is going to work and then you save gold
you don't have to overroll and you just go straight to nine and I mean this game
I mean I didn't play mouth light but I I mean on my roll that I saw 30 mouth
lines but you know I didn't hit server to middly to you my bad and oh what's
this no mouth like you my bad and I mean in third place I didn't play
Malphite on my board, but it's fine. I'm playing fucking Rock of Helios, whatever you go carry, like it is what it is, and no Malphite.
My bad! I mean, a Helios, I mean, I probably just Hyrule this game. Malphite 2 into a 3rd, that's pretty good. I mean, I played Dumbass of Helios, I played, I mean, I just Winstreet early game, and I, I, I took explosive growth in one life.
That's fine. I played around Taric 2, Kennen 2, Ezreal 2. I mean, this game was just Hyrule probably. I mean, I probably Hyrule somewhere for me to fucking end the game with Taric and fucking Kennen 2.
I mean, I must have Hyrule. There's no way I didn't Hyrule.
You like, if you end, if you make it, if you make it to Ezreal 2, Kennen 2, Tarrot 2,
is it, is it that I played well? I mean, I probably did play fine.
But most of the time when you are, when you are put in a spot like that, you probably just Hyrule'd.
The entire game as you Hyrule!
The entire game is you're just Hyrule, you just, you just pray you Hyrule.
And if me and you get the same level of role, I guarantee you you will be fucking gapped
if I gave it fuck.
You will be legit gapped.
I mean, there's nothing I can do if you load up with a fuckin' Mouthbite 2 on 4-1.
I'm fucked! I'm gacked!
Congrats! Congrats! You hit Mouthbite 2! Congrats!
Oh my god...
Is this a Rift Beast game?
I haven't played Rift Beast in forever.
I'm trying to play some Rift Beast.
All right, all right.
I think I'm playing some Rift Beast.
Rift Beast.
Oh, man, this is exciting.
Maybe I can play a game of Caitlyn.
Maybe I can play a game of Caitlyn, uh, uh, Caitlyn Scuttle Brown.
I just lost my silver to the ranger, the broken ass, and he rang out with me having 10 brickpeas, and he's dead, don't even play the wrong game.
How is this your belt? I play perfect and loses.
Yeah, you're playing perfect.
Perfect TFT definitely exists.
It definitely exists.
Love Belt Cloak.
Nature's Shelter.
bonus gift I have some coven I might just a time skip in Zachary
cuz I'm gonna start to be any way they might spot an instant fucking force it's
a quick looking some coven probably I can't
I'm out of your care if I win or lose, I'm down in the same I'm with Movers.
Alright, now what?
Why did Broke take time to skate?
Solace, you're tier two, bud.
This TBC bout to be a clown PS stuff.
Oh, trust me, trust me Robin. The better players are sitting there probably thinking,
oh yeah, like I'm not gonna contest mouth fight.
Cause all the noobs are gonna hit mouth fight.
You do that, bud. I hope you don't play mouth fight.
Cause I'll be rolling for mouth fight.
If I hit mouth fight, I will win the game.
Like, the more people that don't want to roll for mouth fight, the better.
The better, because I will be rolling for Mouthlight.
I mean obviously my high-rolling, I know how to play the high-roll spots, but I mean if I don't high-roll, I mean I will play Mouthlight.
Like this is no-
Is Mouthlight even good?
Ah, a unit that blocks 30k damage and heals the foal on one takedown is bad?
Oh!
Mouthlight 2 or Mouthlight 2?
The 2-star 5 cost or the 2-star 4 cost?
Oh!
Yo, I see a Mouthlight on my roll down!
That's pivots a fucking four juggernaut!
Said no one ever!
Said no one fucking ever!
Like a- oh my god.
Mo-Kee though, the four- can you do this IRL ass toy?
I mean Mo-Kee though, the four juggernaut pivot is actually nasty if you're playing Sivirvi.
If you're playing Simmer Vi, and you have...
And you find a Malkai, and you itemize Vi too for a bit, and you play Vi, a Moo Moo.
Not really! You're still contesting every single execution player for a Moo Moo!
It's not actually nasty unless you have a Moo Moo too!
But if you have a Moo Moo too, you basically have Malkai too!
Aw, my god.
So, why did you complain? Lucky TFT. Quit trying to fucking rage rate me, man. Alright, last
whisper. Avoid staff. Shogun Ravager. Backline Foundation. Rapid Fires. This guy's a Pelios.
This guy's ginsu zonius plus one this guy's coming I'm trying to lose streak and then this guy's children with a brawler
So what am I doing? I don't know
I mean, I don't really want to contest the fellios this has lots of series public with Ezreal class 9
What's that show didn't I mean this is a pose for sure
You can come
Not really
This guy's playing blood belt here. Not sure
I mean like from this spot since I'm not high-rolling
What do you think I'm playing this game?
I'm either playing I mean I could play a fellos for the thing is it's like this guy has rabbit plus one
So I don't really want to test that
And I don't want to go chain here because my other components are blood belt
So I think I'll just go like
Oh, and I'll keep it flexible
If I go rod it's basically all these executioners
And I don't know even though that's good, I mean I might just dual contest the Felios and I can also play Sivir technically
Yeah
But I can I can play Sivir or Felios and then I can still play execution or something
It could just be Nashor 2. It could just be Nashor 2 plus
Half gargoyle half glow item. I mean I'll just see my items on Crags. It doesn't fucking matter man. This game is complete dog shit
When are you going to address a BBL accusation? The prohibition is just a range bait. I never said that.
Oh. I mean, I found an Ezreal, so I'm probably just always playing AD this game.
Uh... Do I have an Executioner?
No. Do I have Elderwood? No.
So what the fuck do I have then?
I might as well lose to the streak, I'm bored of the ass.
Surely Ezreal doesn't kill this entire board, alright nice, and I can defense 5 loss, fuck
you bud, alright.
And then, because I don't want to make last whisper in command, because I feel like
Last whisperer. I'm committed to fast time and I don't think it's a fast time and then I mean would you look at this
I played this game pretty well so far. Yes bow. I kid. I can keep executioner open. I can keep a failure so open
It I I saw I six loss I stopped I stopped myself from mystery game
He lost I actually set up the game well this game is set up well if you can't if you can't see that
I don't know what the fuck to tell you this game is set up well
Yes, all right, and then now I can play a failure. I can two-way contest of failures
I can resk out, maybe I can play Executioners, I can play, I mean, I mean something, I can play...
Oh! I can play Malfight! I will be playing the fucking Malfight!
Alright, I'm Malfight then! Alright!
And then I went Bowl so I can flex Executioners as well. See?
This is a 30 gold munk up.
Did he sacked?
No?
Alright.
But like, like even if I didn't hit this mouth bite, is my game actually set up well?
Like it's my spot to actually find.
Like it would have been really bad if I let this guy get the 5 loss and then I went
by accident.
Like I don't make 30 and then I went by accident, my spot is terrible man.
Because the thing is I'm gonna open and then this guy has infinite gold so he's
probably going to win out. But now that this guy's not guaranteed to win out and now I have
5 loss and I have a lot more of gold, I can actually play the game. Also, I don't want
to send items, that's why I'm going to 5 loss. Wow, there's a lot of good decisions that
go into this fucking dog guy's game. Alright. And then now, oh, what's this? I can just
play fucking stupid as coming for a little bit of time because I want to lose anyway
and then wait 1 because I can go spreading Roots and Recommit. And then, I mean,
it's like the micro decisions that are not verbalized. Like, I don't think you
understand how much these shit players are gapped. Like, I genuinely... Can you repeat that? No,
Dissel, you know I'm right. I don't think these shitters know how hard they are absolutely
fucking gapped in TFT. The game is actually skill, but it's not skill when it's mouth
bite. I mean, it is skill. Like, I mean, you can still set up your game. Like, I guarantee you,
I know how to play, like, cons outside of mouth bite more than your dog ass. Well, not you,
They're so but everyone else like the amount of decisions that are made that are my okay, whatever anyways, all right
all right
But when some dog trash can fucking loads in it hits mouth like two out of out of his ass well
I mean congrats man you could go I
Mean I'm pretty sure I'm playing a server this game
Yeah, I mean I'm pretty sure I'm playing so this game. I mean I bow bow
Oh, I mean, if I really wanted the Hard Force AP,
I could go like Nashor Throop, GS, play around Gluck Gluck.
But that does not sound that good.
In fact, that sounds awesome.
A guy who plays one comp, 1,000 S is greater than a guy
who plays 1,000 comps one time.
I mean, that's true,
except what if you play three comps 500 times?
I mean, I like, whatever.
Then you'd be D4.
All right, you got me, then.
What is your F2 from this spot?
I could go Primal plus one, technically.
Oh, oh, oh, gee. I'm so wrong, mate. I'm so wrong. I played this earlier today. It has seven traits.
It's not that I need a Wrexai and a...
and a...
And a... and a Cinderlink. How do I get Rek'Sai and a Cinderlink?
Two traits? Are you dummy? No, I mean, I don't even... the thing is, I didn't even know that
this was good until today. Was this common knowledge that Bronze for Life is broken
in the shit. I mean I won the game on one star everything man. Like is this common knowledge?
I mean I just fucking put that shit in the planner. I spent 20 seconds putting it in
the planner and I'm like oh shit. It has seven traits. Yes. Oh. Alright. Well I mean
it's fucking broken. I mean it's not going to be broken if I don't find the cinder
If I don't find the cinder lane in this game it's fucked.
And the right side.
And then they kind of like chase away from the flexibility that you're not allowed to
uh, uh, I don't know, I don't know, where the fuck is this crug?
The Cog-Mow, the Krug, the Sibba, and get this, just don't lose placements.
And then the Rock.
How many traits is this? Let me see.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. See? I played the game. I knew it was 7 traits. See? I told you guys I played the game man.
Alright, 41, that's pretty good. And what I get?
Ah, yeah, fuck it. Chain with Malphite. Let me just show you the fucking, the true amount of skill that involves in this dog-ass game.
Chain on Malphite, Gigi!
Uh, what is it, Diana? Ah, that's okay. I mean, 3 costs, that's better than 2 costs, and it's definitely better than 1 cost.
Plus, let's say this chain was only on a 1 cost. Plus 2, whatever.
Like if there was a mouth fight with like a fucking rod, I wouldn't even want to take it,
except I would take it.
Okay, but also, what happens if I don't hit Rek'Sai in Cinderlink?
Is there any board I can play?
I can play like Krug plus Set plus...
I just don't play Rift Beast.
I play Set over Krug and then I just don't play Rift Beast.
Is that only Rift Beast?
Oh, it's only one trait, but it's also kind of expensive.
But I don't really want to pay for it.
Do I cash this out if I, uh...
Oh, nice.
Alright.
I don't even mind sacking one more anyway.
the beat down
oh listen to this so he has some good advice if you miss an early red site xdd
what I mean I'll hit man another chain that's fine hunter emblem I mean I could
go hunter nearly that's 15 mold bro should I just oh wait actually I lose a
trade right but it's it's it's pretty good though I know I can't
Bro that's sweet spencer man, I lose a trade, fuck me man.
Also I don't even know why I'm still playing this, I'm probably gonna make a bullet for that.
But I also don't even care if I'm lost.
Alright.
Bruh!
IT'S OOP!
HEHEH IT'S OOP!
What happens when I don't hit mouth fight 2?
That's OP?
I loaded no mouth fight 2, that's OP?
I-I-It's fict-I-It's an extra 10 gold man, that could be the difference of mouth fight 2 which is the entire game.
I do not need hunter-simmer or hunter-niddley to win this game.
I win this game.
By just hitting.
Or I don't win, but like I'll probably guarantee that 4 if I hit it, except I don't have
a rex-eye.
Is that okay?
Like if there's like an alternative rift beast that I can play that's even like remotely
I mean, I'm level 8.
That's pretty good, man.
Zyra, Cynderling...
Which one is it?
What is it?
I need to buy anything that sacks anything. Oh god, I didn't buy anything. I didn't buy anything that sacks.
Oh that can't be good. Oh I also can't kill... ah shit. I mean hopefully I don't lose this round.
Because I also can't kill this tier. Is this just setback start? I guess I can go guard breaker.
If I go guard breaker valve, I win anyway. I didn't buy anything that doesn't sack.
Oops, sorry. Alright, so what happens if I don't have Rek'Sai? I just don't play Brawler.
I just don't play Brawler.
Hodge in Italy bro, no one building no fucking hodge in Italy man. I just don't go Brawler.
And I just, okay, I mean, sure.
I also need to get some items for this Nidalee, or I'll make it.
Okay, that's pretty good. The mega-victory is fucking good.
I found the rest of us for them. Also I just realized I didn't even hit Malfoy too.
I'll give you. I mean I don't have the dootoo but that's fine. Also I could have saved.
I mean gargoyle, gargoyle. I mean I hit Nidalee too so I guess I don't have to roll.
I used it on the fucking I am an idiot. I am a fucking idiot. I am a legit idiot. I mean,
am I just carrying this then? I didn't change it to AD. I mean, I could just go Gensu Red
and then honestly, I could just IE Hodge. And if I go Hodge, I'm stuck on Null. If
I go Guardbreaker, I'm stuck on... I'm stuck on Glove Chain Player on Belt here.
I'm gonna have to make something man. I have to make something. Oh
My I'm an idiot my items would have been so good man. Now. I'm stuck with a silver two-item two-item
I'm an idiot
I mean my board is insane though. It doesn't even matter. I'll probably fix my own eventually
I mean the problem with this is now after I swap my items to Guard IE on Sivir, I swap
my items to Guard IE on Sivir.
Oh also don't have to fucking remove her, oh no I already removed her, okay.
The champion gains a temporary item.
I mean I'm down.
Okay.
Then I don't have to roll.
Alright.
Is Edunite Bud right now?
What do you need?
For what?
Alright, well.
I don't have a server or two, but uh, man, my items, what would I have?
Oh, oh, oh.
I would have an item that's not a fucking ginsu and I could just go ginsu red buff to IE and then I'm not forced to make built tiered, built tiered glove chain.
I could just go, built tiered glove chain, built tiered glove chain.
I mean it's probably just, I mean it actually has to be about right, tiered chain and then player on glove belt.
And the irons are fine, I would just have not ginsu.
I would have three of them here, yes, yes.
But instead I'm stupid.
And now I'm completely 8th.
I don't even know why I went here, I didn't even think about my distribution, hold on.
Ginsu, I mean I can go shoujin guard IE here and then ginsu run.
I honestly shogen, farai is fine.
Alright, and then I just go kinsui red plus one.
Alright.
How many silver is there on?
And this guy has three nidalees, zero silver.
I think there's zero silver gone for once you need.
You want to buy this?
33% dodge, and no kind of, and not really.
Or do I want to buy this?
I don't know.
I mean I can see a shop behind the edge here Alright, not long for the fucking WTG player
Also does the crud bonus even work on the initial break?
No right?
I mean, isn't it still good though?
Because I mean, it breaks it instantly, so I mean, it's still fine.
But the initial break doesn't work with the other ones, so it's kinda fine.
Like, they're just gonna hit by AoE before the lava dies anyway.
Oh, that's weird. He spent the entire fight killing my fucking Malmite.
Three graphs in order, bottom right.
I don't even know what this timeout does, because I'm probably ending soon.
All right.
30 gold.
How many stivers are gone?
Let's see.
Zero.
I can hold an aphelios and I see it maybe.
And zero, and zero, and zero.
All right.
Well, oh wait.
Oh, it's...
Oh.
Wait.
Wait one second.
Wait? Wait one second. You motherfucker. You motherfucker.
What's better on Nidalee? Blue buff or adaptive? If you had to choose one. It's probably blue
buff, right? I don't even know, I'm not going fucking, I mean blue buff is basically the
replacement for ginsu but I have a fucking ginsu
adaptive I mean I don't mind like boob up here but then who the fuck tastes the
ginsu or like I mean yeah I don't know I whatever nice and I can that's pretty
them. What the fuck? Alright, well, there are zero servers gone. There are zero servers
gone. Alright, thank you. I'm excited, but I still have to roll for charm. And my knight
is just a fucking taric. And if I can go like the problem is like it's actually like,
I mean it's high cap because like it's good that my level seven, but I feel like
I can't even recap like it and drop the middle. Unless there's actually like a board.
I mean there probably is a board where I can drop Nidalee
but uh...
I'm too bad
so yeah
see what it is
and on a amount of component
I should have bought the full item instead
I mean I didn't know I mean I probably didn't know man
alright
I mean, I can also go Last Whisper and then just say call him while it's not enough.
Okay, I mean surely Last Whisper is better than fucking dumbass Titan, sorry.
Maybe I get an item augment.
That's weird.
I hit Malfi too.
That's weird.
I guess I just win for free, I guess.
Like, bro, nah, no, Rage bait.
It's just Rage bait.
52.
What can I play?
Vanguard and GG.
Oh, wait, okay, I'm pretty sure I can fix my items here somehow.
How many swords do I have?
I mean, it's Red buff for sure.
How many swords do I have?
I have one sword to your belt.
Oh, God!
How many swords do I have?
I have to kill this.
I mean, I'm...
Have I got a Shoujin Hodge?
I just greased my items!
I JUST GREEFED MY ITEMS!
NOW I HAVE TO WAIT AN ENTIRE FUCKING-
I JUST GREEFED MY ITEMS!
OH MY-
And now- and would you look at that, I lost immediately.
I mean, this is- this is wrapped, it's the only reason I lost, actually.
I just greefed my items.
So- cause I made- I killed my-
EH?
YOU WERE SO BAD!
Fro- oh my, I should've just kept the items, but I was actually fine, man.
No, and now on me.
And now on me.
Waterheads.
Let me make myself crystal clear.
And what will he?
I grieved my items, I can.
Look at my fucking items on this unit.
I have a Shogun and a Hodge.
I have a Shogun and a Hodge, man.
Oh my god.
I am stupid.
I killed my BS sword to make a Shogun when I had to make
Blue Buff this game.
Like, don't get me wrong, Shogun nearly is good, but
like, bro, it should be Blue Buff IE plus 1, man.
I mean, at least I got a Val off of Malphite.
And I get my item back.
I feel like Val on Malphite fucking sucks.
That's just what BlueBull is for this game.
And then I'm pretty sure I'll just keep, like, oh no, I'm actually good.
Is there a...
Should I just go JG?
I mean, is it that I actually swapped to AP Nidalee?
Is it that I actually swapped to AP Nidalee?
Shoujin Red IE, Ginsuha JG.
No, it is, it actually is.
Bro, Nidalee's actually, no, it actually is.
And then I can swap back.
No, it actually is.
Like this one actually is.
No, it actually is bro. No it is. Alright. I'm not bronze, but
Alright ginsu, hodge, jg
Alright, doesn't this just look way better and then I'll swap back to ad nidalee and then I'll just go back to rev buff
Shoujin hodge i.e. If I can get ad but now look at my distribution
Like you know how you know how vow is is worse than then war mods on on malphite
You know how that's the case
It's almost as if because I made the vow and you know how shoujin is better than
grubuff. It's almost as if if I had grubuff I would no it's actually better
it's not close I'm playing
this hunter nidalee
no no it's better it's not close it's actually not close of the
I just fucked up my items. I just fucked up my items. Listen if I didn't fuck my items
It would should be boobuff guard IE and then I just start building some dual tank items
But like now that I there was no fucking option
Well, I'm supposed to go shogun hodge hodge is shogun hodge hodge actually better than just going get to hodge
Jg shogun red last whisper don't think so bud. All right
Is this good?
Bro, this is terrible man.
Oh god, I'm dead.
Oh, I'm dead.
If I fight the yee guy, I am dead as fuck.
Okay, I didn't fight him.
I mean, I lost the life for no reason, man.
Wait, this guy has the loony, too, though.
And they got one shot by AP Nidalee because...
Because... Don't think I didn't see your message, Dinkmeans.
Do you see now? This itemization has to be better. It has to be.
I'm supposed to go Shoujin Hodge BT AD Nidalee. It doesn't do damage!
And then now watch this. Watch this. Now I get an IE.
Now I get an IE, and I Ramuba.
And I go Gensu Red buff Last Whisper.
And then I swap back to AD Nidalee with Shoujin Hodge IE.
I mean, he's three out of Bangor, three of them E, three of them E. Like, I'm not dead.
It's fuck.
I don't get it.
Like, the moment I fight him, I mean, I shouldn't go second this game hundreds of times.
I went and creeped my items.
But I fucked my items.
AP did mod's E on the locs.
Two onesaw champions.
I mean I can upgrade...
No, there's nothing on my turret.
Oh that's good.
I'm at angle GS and swap.
Pocket?
Is this even...
Okay I was about to say.
Is this even AP?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Alright.
Gensu, Red buff, last whisper.
And fuck it.
Weaker!
What happened to my mouth? How is my mouth like dead?
I think this might actually be me because I feel like AD Nidalee doesn't scale to stage
four or stage five and three stage six and I feel like AP Nidalee actually scales but
you know what doesn't scale?
It's AD Nidalee low key.
Alright I'm coming back in.
Let me see if I can hit a turret.
I mean I'm pretty sure, I mean I'm not fucking squaring up against those with AD, and I just
don't go hodge this time.
Alright, and yeah fuck it.
I'm at 80, I can throw this fucking 80, literally fucking sucks like game man.
No cap.
Why does it look like I'm getting 1v1'd?
by a fucking...
Hello?
It's not, no, it's not, this guy's just stronger than I am then.
Like, I mean, maybe it is weaker, maybe it's not.
All I know is for sure, if I load up against this with AD Nidalee,
do I have a fucking chance?
Do I have a fucking chance?
Fuck no!
It's going to walk up the fucking auto cue. Oh great animation cancel pop pop camp animation cancel energy G your day
It's DKKK today, yeah.
He's spun a wheel and really made your items all the way around the league.
You would have better animations if you did that game.
But other than that, well played, buddy.
That's not even true.
My animation was fine.
I actually salvaged it.
I just fucked up my item grab bag or whatever the fuck it's called.
I mean, after I salvaged my items for the shit.
But like, wasn't Blue Buff Guard,
i.e. Ginsu, Lasters, or Rebuff fine?
Like, I actually salvaged it, it was fine.
Like, I mean, the setup was good.
But yeah, and then I salvaged it,
and then I was stuck with Shogun Hodgevao.
Like, doesn't that just explain to you
that this is fake?
Like, Vow is bad on Malfight,
but the Vow made it so I was able
to build something else.
And then, oh wait, that's not even true.
It wasn't even that.
It was mainly the, oh yeah, the Valve made it
so I could build Guardbreaker instead of War Mods.
And then the Blue buff made it so I could build IE
instead of Shogun.
So Shogun is better than Blue buff,
but I was able to make IE because of it.
And then Val, and then War Mods is better than Val,
but I was able to make Guardbreaker because of it.
So like, I mean, that's why items are fake.
Like they're actually fake.
As long as you allocate three fucking items like efficiently,
it doesn't fucking matter,
because the overall quality of your board
is worth way more than the overall quality of one unit.
And that is fucking facts.
See?
I mean, did you see what happened
when I made Chogen instead of the sword?
I used my sword on Shogun and now I'm just stuck with no IE.
It's just GG.
My middle is fucking ass.
You much rather have Shogun fucking,
or you much rather have Boobuff IE
than fucking Shogun Hodge.
Ah.
All right.
I'm dying.
All right
All right, what when came to us online wait, I need to place my orders though my orders for my menu contacts
Let me see... the game real quick.
You hear 64 overs?
I'm trying to DK all in man.
But I can't because I'm shooting.
I can't.
KT will stun the bro, I am not putting a single fucking dollar on effort, KT effort.
KT fucking effort.
Fuck you.
Listen, if you think KT owns DK, that's how I know DK is going to win.
The odds literally say DK are 2-1-overs.
If you think they're favorites, that means you have like a fucking 40% edge, which is... that's not right.
I guarantee you don't.
Hi, hi, oh my, I'm just playing another game, hi, king.
Why do you think you have such a unique personal language and vocabulary?
I don't talk to anyone.
All I do is just sit here and bitch at my computer screen for 18 hours a day.
My speech, I don't even know what my fuck, my speech function is completely new.
If I try to interact with any normal human being, it's just GG.
That's sad AF.
Well, not really.
I can actually give a decent like, throw it, no, like, no, like, no, I mean, my singing
is actually fine, like, but like, I don't know, I mean, I just, I just keep echoing
with myself for like fucking 16 hours a day, because I'm like, well, well, well,
well, well, well, like, I don't get it, all right.
Yeah, this is really awesome. What do you think fuck? No, man. Who am I talking to?
Keeper levels
I'm tired
Also my hands are frozen
Alright, what am I playing this game?
Uh, I'm at a good place, maybe.
So, game?
Losing with Malf 2 is like losing with a 14.4k gold lead.
That's not even true, actually. Malfight doesn't even win the game that often.
Like, Malfight is just fucking broken mid game.
It's like when you draft, like, buy in.
Like, congrats, you won the game.
And then when I'm in late game, when Vi uses a completely fucking one-shot and what's it called as completely fucking useless.
And Vi is completely fucking useless.
Ah, shit, I'm not even gonna die myself.
Or how to hold this?
I am, I was just waiting for one fucking...
I have a fucking blue orb on the bench.
For board.
Is this a full-goal, opener?
On cheaper levels?
Holy shit, it is.
And doors, items.
I mean, am I ever playing Rip Beast this game?
I mean, I probably should not have sold my Hecarim.
Oh, fuck.
I mean, I kind of mentally committed to Red Seas because I kind of want to hard force the shit
and see how it goes.
You're going to catch up on items.
It doesn't even know about the Cosmic Executioner attack.
Plus one spell plus Executioner for free.
That's good.
Oh shit.
I played that earlier, my Cosmic Executioner is completely useless.
But I think if you have like TG it's probably good.
I think I just ended up selling it.
It's a new farmer, XDD, nice.
Bro, can you just let me fucking rip beast in bees?
Yo, what the fuck?
All right, hold on.
Gracie, can you play a Felios?
I want a rep of Unconfested Rick Beast, please.
All right.
I mean, you can just play a Felios, man.
I mean, yes, Starras play it on Glove.
Am I just playing, am I just heading to a valiolusen?
This guy has...
roll...
I don't know, I mean I'm not trying to play like I know I refuse I don't want to get a
I don't want to get a rep of Unconfessive, I don't want to get a rep of Confessive Refeast.
That shit?
Nah.
I wanted to try Rewrilling on 7 for Krug 3 and Molo B3.
Nice augment!
I mean it's 7 gold!
It's already an augment!
It's 7 gold and I'm instantly out of there.
I mean the reason I want to play Aphelios is because Virtees can farm me fucking Brock
and Brambleback.
That's why I kind of want to play towards Aphelios.
But yeah, I never actually farm these fucking Bramblebacks.
Or and also a few videos actually forms the fuck out of mouth bite one bro when mouth bite one loads up against a felios
And probably it's just a straight one shot, and then honestly you can outcap mouth by two as well easily
Okay, okay
Also who the fuck even is is alpha right now
Alright let me sit up, yeah it's item heavy but I can just click item augments next.
And if I don't get item augments I get more econ, I'm just gonna go fast on.
I mean it's cheaper than ESV, I'm level 540.
That's full open, future focused.
Okay well I mean I'm just gonna let him play the Rift Beast.
I mean, the good news is he didn't find a Brambleback or a... or a Rock.
Also, these 500 feasts are like actual bulk shit.
I'll probably be selling this momentarily.
I'm pretty sure I see a shop here, yes.
Level 5, I think it's like 8% per slot.
So it's like 60% per slot to have either something or something the rock or or the bravo back
That's actually like decent odds or no, I guess it's not even per slot
All right bet and Jay
And he I mean I mean I'm the same I
I I mean I mean just I mean look he's probably sees that I have a five brick
beast and he's probably just thinking oh no way he sells Jay be open nope didn't
get him let me find him I could have ended his game you motherfucker his game
would have been fucking ended his game would have been ended oh my it doesn't
matter I'm still gonna see enough shots so I see two more shots but I would
have ended his game and I would have taken the fight loss you motherfucker
You are so lucky you are so fucking lucky for these rupees or ass man
It doesn't fucking matter like yeah, I'm my board is ass
It's going to be ass and then it works on on the what's it called pretty gold
I mean I get to see a big be shop. I get to see a fucking big be shop. He is so lucky man
He is so lucky. I cannot I cannot
I could have just ended his fucking game. I could have ended his game.
No. No.
A bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow? A bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow?
I can't!
Brockmared!
Zyra? Zyra's Soraka?
you'll sell the fucking affilials man what the fuck is this hello
all right rock bear
hey with my accident
I think so how did my board win
My board what? Oh no, no, no. Okay, okay. If I set up Revavash or what? That's actually kinda sad.
I'm probably gonna start playing Strongest now.
Verticality, bro, it was a Ritbis game, man. I mean, Loki could still be a- No, I sold all my shitters.
It was a fuckin' Ritbis game, GG.
Okay, well, also I need- I didn't see where I'm completely doomed.
I'm basically just fine. I have the general ambossing item.
And then I can just carry, like, when not my board is legit, then it's...
I love a sugar-repeat.
20 at a level.
I might as well just play Not Strongest for one return.
Jorgen. Alright.
I mean then I might as well just make the Kraken, red buff Kraken.
I'm trying to skill to the right, and I mean it's fine, I'll make sure if so then.
Red buff Kraken, and then I have to play the Cog Miao this game.
And this one looks pretty solid. I'll allow it, a Cog Miao.
Let's see, Apelios? The Rock?
I mean I could play Zyra but...
What was something missing? Like Hacker of Diana? Diana? Hacker of Ribbon? The Brambleback?
And the 7-0's aren't even that good.
Ooh! 3 unit loss! I mean, I'll allow it! 3 unit loss! My econ is very good. Alright, well that is very bad.
I lose one gold to play 7 for the beast.
I mean I could also play uh...
I could also put it on his, I mean it's probably better.
I should have solo fought on it though.
but actually dies
and if it's over here I should just fart this
this guy is a beast for real
on god gromp might be better than this unit some ass
you did not just say gromp
gromp?
like i mean
gromp?
gromp is, i mean i get it, mom of thee can be ass
i don't doubt that
But you know what's complete ass?
Is Grom.
There's no Apheleos.
Holy shit, I almost just...
I almost just walked into something.
What the fuck?
All right.
There's no, I mean, I have Young Wild and Free
and there's no Rock, Apheleos, or Brambleback.
There was a Simmer in Italy, man.
Okay, also the the shitter vanguards actually matter because I have uh, I have young I'm not young I'm free
I have the thing I need to actually make sure I have for these guys
If I don't upgrade these guys, I'm actually screwed. I
Thought that was a taric man. Oh my that was instant GG
It was that was not a taric but who might miss a mama beak
No now fight no
I mean I could drop drop for NAR or is the game so imbalanced or is it like
surely the game's not so imbalanced that this is I mean they've been nerfed seven
with beast yeah fucking
I'm going to get to play Gnar and Cogmaw, but maybe the game is so imbalanced.
Is my Gnar doing anything?
Is this trait you just must play 7?
I think I would have won this with 7. I'm gonna be honest. Alright, well I think it is that announced.
I'm pretty sure I would have won this with 7. I cannot.
No, no brawler for whole board and I get to play at 5 cost to play a fucking no synergy,
no synergy and I don't play anti armor.
What?
Really?
All right.
I'm in last fight?
All right, whatever.
Sure.
I'm in last fight.
Alright, whatever.
Sure.
44.
Kale 3, how is he Kale 3 without a single other one star?
Yeah, I'm starting to think it is way stronger and it's not even fucking close, he just never drops 7.
I fucking can't.
Alright, my ball.
I also I guess I also have makeshift but my my pebbles did the same damage as my
mom will be. Oh this mom will be unit is very bad. I missed.
Uh, 28, it's 24, perfectly normal next turn.
Perfectly normal next turn, I mean, I probably don't even upgrade this because I need to
get my board.
Let me just hold the mouth light.
I should have saved my removal though, not bad.
alright tier cloak probably for fraud and I got another tier before the
mansion as well what I did I go far quicker I even
I'm gonna get a DSR.
I mean I made sure my fire is not even that bad.
Bro you have Mace's armor.
in before no item all before to get on the start bitchin again
okay see i mean you have to get items eventually in
alright this is a really good one though so
and let's actually hold them out as well
uh... red buff
kraken
and it's actually prospector a lot more readily
as opposed to but then also i don't even want to be
and
what
Oh, fuck you man one roll i'm willing to sell
Oh, fuck
Also, I should probably see if there's a uh
Should I see if there's an awry player in my lobby in my pool? There's a Morgana
All right, I mean I could go bti here
Ah, but then I lose the fucking... I lose the makeshift.
Hmm.
Manamazane Morgana.
Am I screwed?
No.
A Louie?
Oh, I can't hold this a Louie.
against these guys
I mean I can comp again
I mean red buff kraken, dvg and then dvg guard i.e
red buff kraken, red buff kraken plus one
guard i.e has to be together
BT has to be the other
Honestly, I'm starting to think guard breaker even without IE is fine on this unit. She is like perma uptime
She actually attacks. I guess I have a lot of attack speed though
I don't know
Oh, I'm picking. Oh, I'm coming. And a five cost VF sword?
I can't.
And all right, so where is my aphelios too?
Okay, okay, there's zero aphelios players. All right.
Alright, alright, alright, up Elios and GG!
I mean, I can say my removal was never done by items.
It's uh, it was Red Bull Prakken together and it was DV, right?
Red Bull Prakken DV and then it was BP, Red Bull Prakken DV, it was IE, uh, I could go Starras QSS
instead of...
Oh, let's do that, actually.
And GG. And...
And let's alpha mark this...
Wait, what did I have? BF cloak for BT?
What was it gonna be before?
Oh, it's gonna be BT...
BTDB, it was gonna be RedBug Kraken, DB here, and then it was gonna be BT Guardbreaker, i.e.
But now instead of BT Guardbreaker, it's WHAT THE FUCK, YO, THESE GUYS JUST DITCHED MY- THEY
JUST DITCHED!
That's the one time I can't buy men.
I mean I'm legit Thanos.
I have makeshift on Hecarim 2, Tarek AoE shielding, Diana 2.
You can't tell me I'm not 1v9 here.
I mean I am.
My board is fucking insane.
Also, do I need a knock-lump?
That's fine.
Okay, well, I mean, I don't have a Phelous too, but it's fine.
That means I should find it.
I'm not gonna put it in here.
Also, I actually have the decision effect.
No, watch it, shit.
No, I have to solve.
So, to my Malfight or my Breville, I can never get fucking targeted.
I have to giga-solve.
Nah, nah, nah, just look at the shit.
Okay, so not really.
So what if my right side wraps here and then now my fucking, my, my bramble back is in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Cause like you can put it here and then have it like wrap this way.
I don't know.
But uh, yeah, I don't know if it was that way.
You do that and then you just go, I mean, how much does Lunar Datsunin, let me see, 7 AD and 7, 7 AS, 7 AD, fuck that.
Also, I should probably stop clumping.
Against, especially against, like, if I just, like, put it over here...
Doesn't it just...
Always walk here?
I don't know, but go.
Rod chain, roll...
Eh?
If I don't hit a Phelous 2 here when 0 or 1, I'm gonna start bitching again, man.
Actually, fuck the Phelous 2.
Actually, never mind.
Not fuck the Phelous 2.
How is this guy here to hear before this guy can even go here?
This everything I mean yes, man. I mean this spot is insane
We don't actually know how come this guy moves so fast
Ravagers no
I don't want to clump for the fucking...
Like how? Okay, no, no, okay, did you see that? By the way, it went from...
Oh, I don't know where it's more to went, but it's right side was like...
I'm just gonna start peaking. It's a good transition. I can't even ping, alright.
All right, the key to getting killed by I come to my back line my cock maul
Boom.
Okay, it's fine.
The bravado ulted.
Okay, okay, it's fine.
It is not fine.
It's fine.
Except it was almost not.
I also realized, I didn't buy it.
I didn't vote for a charm this round.
I am stupid.
Holy shit.
Bro, if I lost this round because I didn't buy a charm, I would have lost it.
Okay.
didn't buy a charm that is unacceptable I mean this is not even better than I mean
I don't want to fucking I mean this is not even better like I am I have made
shift and I don't want to fucking I'm single
is that good I mean I'm pretty sure I'm
not the company I don't want to roll
more. That cannot be good.
Didn't see what's in Gambler's way.
What a lunar effect.
I can't. I mean, a charm is a charm.
How will we get to 9? I'm still 9 on 6-1!
And if I can't 9 on 6-1, I'll 9 on 6-2.
I'd rather make it to stage 6 than just sit here and not roll for a fucking charm.
Losing one life is worth like 10 placements.
In this fucking set. But you actually have to.
But you actually have to.
Unless you're like a thousand fucking gold.
Oh, oh, I'm picking! Oh, fuck!
PG? I mean, PG? Yeah, fuck the PG.
I mean I'm not going to fuck with a loon. I mean don't care about no a loon too is it's never castin
All right, I'm about as cheesy like bramble beak or or cock now
because I don't really want to lose a
Make shift
All right one roll and what I get
And what I get who will guard breaker that's
All right, and then do I have enough money to level yes, I do
And so yes, I'm not gonna hit a loon through this game, but does that matter?
Nope.
I don't have a single fucking item.
Okay, I mean, I'm killing the stupid-ass Fiddlesticks first, that's pretty good, K-R-Free reset.
Oh, nice!
And now the Brevilleback attacks the cannon and Bada Bada Bada Bada!
Phoenix you are terrible! I cannot!
And...
I can't!
I mean I just got bailed out by Swordsmith. Swordsmith is actually just the best all you can hit.
Up to 2, I get Adapter in one of Summoner, I might as well buy Summoner.
Can I hold this pair with insta-level?
Can someone do that for me?
Okay, if I win the round I'm guaranteed, but let's say I lose the round, do I still have enough to level?
Because technically I could TG it.
Okay, hold on, it's 48, 46, it's 44 to level.
So let's say I lose a round, it's 5 plus...
Ah, I'm too lazy, man!
I'm too lazy!
I mean, I should probably do it though, because it's probably good to just get practice.
5 plus 2 plus...
It's 44 to level, so I'll be 22 rolled off.
17, 5 plus 2 plus...
Or 5 plus 1, actually.
I mean, if I win, it's easy, because it's guaranteed.
There's no way it's not, like, down to you.
Ah, yeah, probably.
But if I lose the round and I buy this, I lose one gold plus three gold plus another three gold, so I lose seven gold total because I have no streak of the neutrals.
So whatever gold I end up with, it's just minus seven.
Unless this initial four gold makes the cutoff of plus 11, like...
Because now I get one gold, so I have an additional four gold.
So if it's 4 plus 11, so if I add 15 and it makes an extra interval, then I have to
lose another gold.
Okay, it is.
Because I would be, oh wait, no it's not.
Wait, I would be down four?
No, it's not, it's not.
because there would be 23 versus 27.
Oh, there's only seven gold.
Whatever gold I have, it's minus seven.
All right.
What if I sell the Alunus plus six?
I'm not having enough.
I'm not sure we're not having enough.
Oh, I'll let this actually go here.
Uh.
So it's just minus seven.
I mean I wouldn't have enough but if I sold I don't even like this because
I mean I can go rabbitons plus
I mean I could teach you this this turn how many rule seven I ain't gonna wrap
I mean I guess I actually brought this
This even proc
No, probably not
And then my highest gap is that move adaptive, show-tune adaptive
Also, I'm plump for all of you
Hello
So that I should have- oh
Alright
I'm gonna beat this guy
He is Lux with, uh, Inferno
I have one more fucking useless, and G.
I mean, this matchup, I mean, Wyrmoth's D-claw, I mean, that's better than Misha, for sure.
I'm gonna make it look like I'm swapping to this side, but then I just hit him with the...
I mean, he's probably gonna swap sides, too. He's not stooping.
So I guess I'll just put this here.
Alright.
Alright, he didn't, so I mean, okay, my, my, my, this is in the middle of fucking nowhere.
I lost for sure.
Why, why the fuck is my, why is my Bramble back in the middle of fucking nowhere?
Can I even beat this guy?
I mean, if my Bramble back is, is well positioned, maybe I can.
1320?
Yeah, I don't think I can.
Ivern 2, Maokai 2, Infernal Lux 2...
I mean, I had it over a God Charm.
Aww, I mean...
I can move, no.
All right, this is fucking useless. I could have a loon too.
Your team game is too managin. At least my brambleback is not gonna die this time.
That's good. How's it looking? Okay, really good terragold. TerraQ.
What happened to my fillies? They got one shot. I can't. This is what Territory Loons do, man.
Oh, god. I mean, I'm just saying if Pings existed, I could have pinged him and maybe you would have died.
But I mean, this is a good second. Like, would you look at that?
But I mean, the line selection was good.
I ate lost, rolled on 4-1, hit rock 2, pivoted off a rift beast, I mean this game, I mean hey,
I mean I fucked up my items but it doesn't really matter. Oh I mean no mouth bite unlucky
and no mouth bite and did mouth bite and third and no mouth bite and mouth bite and
mouth bite and didn't hit mouth bite and I mean honestly I you can actually wing it
without mouth bite so I don't know why I'm even bitching about mouth bite.
One more. No, I'm out. I'm tired as fuck. I'm tired as fuck.
All right. All right. All right.
I need a tournament tomorrow at 4 p.m. I think.
Uh, yeah, but I mean, I probably will not be bitchin' in the middle of my tournament.
I'll actually be fine with you, don't worry. I'm not fuckin' stupid.
I mean, I don't know if there's, like, I don't know if TNT is even getting any new audiences,
but if you're a new viewer of mine, I know this last week, I've just been sittin' here just fuckin' jerkin' off, just trolling,
but I guarantee you, I guarantee you if I do poorly tomorrow, it's because I got unlucky.
I'm not even getting it, like I know for sure I'm better than these players, and it's not even an ego, these players are legit awful, like the quality of TPC, like the quality of players in TPC are legit awful, like how these players are legit awful, and the thing is, I'm telling you, if anything, like tier 2 is literally better than tier 1, because tier 2 players give a fuck about playing the game.
I swear there's already like 10 players that haven't even played a game of the set and they're just loading in our bet
Have the place of DFT
Have the place of DFT. Hope it like a hope this goes well like a bro. It's like nah
All right
All right, I'm a host Toddy. He's a fellow TPC player. I'm not saying this guy's awful by the way
It's just I mean he's just shooting right now. I'm surprised he's still shooting actually shouldn't be sleeping super for the cup
I mean it's in it's in the constant 13 hours, so probably wake up around like 2 p.m
And then just play like a couple games off-stream and then yeah, and then I'll probably play some slow queue after just start bitching again
I mean it's actually really fun. It's essentially good. This set is good as fuck like I feel like
Like charms being the game actually adds like more big game and then also like yes mouth
I just fucking agree just right now, but I mean you can you can you can play the game without mouth
I like this game was a top four even though I didn't see a single mouth like
If I actually tried to play the game, but I legit was too busy just bitching instead of
actually salvaging my spot because it's like, I mean, I couldn't care less, whatever.
And then this game, if I 4-1'd, I probably would've top-4'd even without my flight.
It doesn't really matter.
I mean, this game, I mean, this game, I don't think I could've top-4'd without
my flight.
But anyways, fuck you, don't care, you bad, alright.