Hello?
What is this, my first lobby is the most stacked first lobby I've ever seen.
I have Dish soap, Wasion, and Setsuko.
You know there was a tier list before the tournament came out.
I'm ranked 5, Dish soap's ranked 1, Wasion's ranked 2, and Setsuko's ranked 3.
Nice name.
Yeah, that's definitely not fucking...
What?
How are you in top 10? Oh yeah, it's almost as if don't give the fuck about ladder.
Wait, let me ask Phoenix if he's inviting...
Thank you very much.
I don't know if I'll hold on to it.
Look at this lobby. I can't.
you
Hold on, I need to make sure there's sound.
I don't know if I've captured the sound of lead.
Thank you.
All right, um, okay, give me a sec.
Can you guys let me know if the sound is good?
Okay, when I get a game, I should probably try to figure it out.
No, no, no, it's when I'm in-game, because I'm on a new setup.
So I don't know if I captured any sound.
You guys can hear that, right?
At least this is a comparatively peaceful time.
Oh, there.
Alright.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh, come on!
Oh, damn! This is exciting!
Imagine! It's close to me!
I'm going to have four coven, that's four coven for sure, I don't know what you're
Oh, shut down this guy.
Solo leveling Rengar 2.
What?
He lost it for some of that?
The fuck?
Looks like the entire lobby is playing...
AP.
I mean, you said this wall, but I have a cast APA, but it's kind of fine.
I always find old people.
I
Don't know where to look
I'm pretty sure I'm leading those affiliates, if I had an AP, this guy can hold a malphite,
this guy can hold a malphite, this guy can hold a malphite, I'll just see what happens.
I knew that you were just in the shadows.
I think I'm going to register a AP then, but I think the entire lot is swinging AP.
This guy has a Xyra and a Malfoy, so I don't really want to play Executioners.
I think he's playing Cassiopeia too.
of
If my power goes out, it's just GG.
There's a silver, and the only...
I should probably just do silver.
There's a rock with a glove.
If the answer is gone, there's another with a tear.
God, it's so annoying.
It's pretty good.
But that needs two swords.
I didn't even know the shit even is this, the fault.
I should be adapting over here, but then it's silly, P.
I'm still repaired, and only repaired on Malfoy 1.
Other side of the jet is all in 0.
33.
Alright well, I rolled damage rolled.
I did a single two so I probably have to put this front line.
Also it's even tanky when I don't have...
I kind of do need that though.
I don't know if single board to hold on to him.
I mean this needs to be AD.
I don't know if server 2 or nearly 2, so uh, yeah.
I have to hold I just opened in early to I'm just going red buff
Into red by me into red guard
I mean this is technically anti-KOL, I guess, but...
And there's a nidalee with a cloak.
And it's gone.
I mean, I can drop, I don't even have rock 2, like if I had rock 2, I can just drop this
in this for taric plus one
you just uh... she just a d
i don't even know if this even changes my d
on this area
it's even a d
No, I have to use double or over here.
I don't know how this is going to be.
I have to remove her anyway because of the fucking bomb.
Alright, it's probably IE here then.
IE adaptive guard.
EGGS.
Probably last minute though.
Alright, well, my frontline is a one-star piece of shit though, I can't get it.
If I have Rock 2, I'm going to drop Taric.
If I have rot too, I just go taric plus something.
Like I start holding the sense now.
I mean set to overrex I
Well, unlucky.
I couldn't even hold the set on the initial roll down, because I need to hit 7 or 2 nearly too.
Like, a drop-drop...
for set plus...
taric, but it has to be like, it has to be like 2-starred.
I could also drop-drop for like, buy a moomoo too, but I'm not gonna do that too well.
of
a rock to
I'm just looking for any, uh, on my board.
finished third and I didn't even forge it out there.
and
and there's ash, but this is for fees for
I mean, if it rolls an AP item, I have one of those.
Oh, I can't.
Alright, at least that's from my backline.
I'm sorry, but it's my turn.
I mean, I mean, I mean, hold on, I mean, hold on,
oh my gosh
I mean I could
I'm I finally still last
I don't think I I was hoping I can survive but I have to just gamble
and
Well, I was actually one turn away from hitting Simmer, and my board is actually good.
Alright, well, GG. All lucky.
Ah, I'll get it, man. My bad. I didn't hit Malfi 2, and I rolled on 4-1. My bad.
Wait, be right back. I need to give... I need to give M2...
I mean, if I hit Malfi 2 here, I go guaranteed top 2, by the way.
Thank you.
Oh
Like
Like, if I have two, if I have one of Sivir 2 or Nidalee 2, I can actually flex my frontline.
But the fact is that I have 10 gold and I don't have Sivir 2 or Nidalee, and then I
rolled on 4-1 before these guys even rolled for Malfight.
And the guy that hit Malfight, it's the guy with 0 e-con augments.
This guy 4-2'd it, by the way.
Like, it's actually a joke.
It is genuinely a fucking joke.
Like how is this guy getting Malfight 2 first?
I legit can't hold other units until my carries are upgraded.
Because Malfight 1 is basically a 1.5 star fucking frontline.
But on my initial roll down, if I hit Malfight 2, I guarantee you this game is over.
I guarantee it.
Like it's just, this shit is just, it's not reasonable.
Like it's just, if I hit Malfight 2 on that initial roll down, it is just a top 2 lock.
It is a top 2 lock.
Like I, I don't know, I mean, and then the guy that has gold destiny into infinity protection
into trait tree hits Malfight 2 and I'm sitting here with patient study taking gold on 4-1
and I have one Malfight.
Oh my bad.
my bad and like I mean I was gonna play towards the filios I mean I didn't have
rock to either but I until later but I was gonna play towards the filios but
um then I got what is it called Broncho life and Broncho life is really good but
uh yeah I mean like you're trying to avoid the mouth I lottery because this
guy's mouth bite mouth bite mouth bite mouth bite and one of you guys are
probably Malfight. The guy that hit Casio 3 on 4, 1, 1, 8. Like, I mean, like, what
are you supposed to do against Malfight? What's tankier? Fiddle 3 or Malfight 2?
Like, I... I hit Malfight 2 this game, it's just a top 2. I don't hit Malfight 2, 6.
Like, I... Shit is just... Shit is just not reasonable. It's not reasonable. I mean, you
You can flex a phylios, but the thing is, either way, I didn't hit rock until 5-1.
So if I play a phylios, I mean, it's not like it fucking matters.
It is just...
I am mind-blowing.
How did this guy hit first?
It's set that bad compared to Malphur's internal?
Yes.
I mean, I hit set 2, but I couldn't hold it until after.
You notice how I hit set 2 instantly after I hit literally 2 and 0 or 2?
It's literally because no one wants that piece of shit.
You upgrade it.
I mean, in the AP board, you can actually hold Lillian too.
Like, that's actually not bad.
If you miss a Mumu too, so like, in the AP board, you're rolling for Lillia, a Mumu,
and in Sivir you're rolling for, I mean technically you could flex into, I have BFL so the only thing I can flex is set in
Malfight but obviously you can't, you don't even want to hold set until you have enough Econ, but I do not have enough Econ.
I mean I have almost 50 gold on 4-1 before all the Malfights are gone and GG, and GG.
Like oh my god and like I'm, if I have more gold to roll why don't I just, I already ended up just like a 4-1.
I'm not even convinced that set 2 is even better.
The only reason why set 2 is better than Malphite 1 is because Brexite is ass.
That's the only reason.
This unit is so broken.
Like it just, it does not make sense.
It does not make sense.
Oh, I mean, he hits Valkyrie too.
GG, I guess.
Yo, GG's.
So I guess, I guess, I mean, and Setsuko's actually going to win the lobby, I mean, he
naturaled, he naturaled Cosix 2 on Stage 3, and then, on Stage 3, and then just tempoed
off of that, and then it went 9 and played around full legendary.
Like, this is the setup that can actually beat, like, a cap.
2 on stage 3 bonus loot econ into a fast sign and now he's playing Kenan Kenan Ezreal.
This sort of is fucking nasty. Your board literally cannot be bad. Okay, I don't even
know where the fuck his thoughts is he came from, but your board literally cannot be bad
if your board has Ezreal 2 Kenan 2. This Kenan unit is fucking broken. Kenan is fucking
broken. No cat. When you play executioners, the difference of a cannon and no cannon on your board is
like a huge deal. 90% of the charity, watch what I'm saying, that's true. Like on tournament day,
like I think the people that are just sitting there just shitposting, or of the minority,
like no joke. Like it's like I don't think I don't think you understand how how egregious
the placement swing is by fighting by the mouth bite like I don't know I fight mouth bite this
game the game's over I guarantee you make it a 300 server and I'm probably honestly I probably go
third because I I mean let's say I hit mouth by two he doesn't mouth by two he's eight but then
I mean I don't think I'm ever out capping that skill and I mean this is what is fucking
He has a Kha'Zix 3 with 4 evolves Ezreal 2 really good items like this Starax item by the way is 45 AD.
How much is DV? I think DV is 55 AD but it has an amp.
Yeah it's 10 less AD and 10 less amp.
Well like obviously it kills the felon instead of another sword.
I mean it's not that, I was like look at his board.
I run 2 Ezreal 2, probably 3, like...
Yeah, the items are not good.
I don't think I got my first sword into, like...
Pretty like...
Or whatever.
That is even not it, cause I was gonna make it to the church, so...
But now play 2 is just a huge fucking gap the entire game.
I fucking can't.
Oh, I think Dan is at, uh, is he at a tournament?
That was honestly a masterclass from sensing, yep.
Hyrule equals masterclass.
Yeah.
I think there's 150 TPC games.
I think there's 150 TPC games and I think I have like an extra 50 TPC points since that's
a go.
I'm not saying since that's a go, it's not a go, but if you think I'm genuinely outclassed
by these shitters, it's crazy.
It is genuinely crazy.
Outclassed, but I'm number three global in TPC points.
The only people who love me are Wazion and YBY.
YBY has like four more points than me,
and Wazion has like four more points than me,
and Wazion has, and YBY has,
wait, Wazion has four more points than me,
and YBY has like 30 more points.
I mean, that's because YBY is a legit goat.
That guy is the fucking goat.
I, in every single fucking cup, YBY doesn't not top three.
That guy is him.
How the fuck did he do that? I mean, he's legit him. Like, he's just him. There's nothing else.
Bro. And also that region, like, his region is also difficult. Like, the players in his
region are actually strong. I mean, like, America is just as strong as APAC, but like,
it's not even a shit region.
That was the first game was really good. I didn't hit a mouth fight. I'm not g. That was the first to play a separate line.
It was really good. Look at my board.
I uh, I had one mouth fight and then I sold red side and mouth fight for uh
Red side and mouth fight for the dude and the dude
The guy with the note econ hit mouth fight too before the people with econ
And he taught dude while we double block board
Why don't you just fester front line to head yep 50
Like yeah, like the thing is I just like what did it actually be solved if they just removed wait hold on
Okay, what is it a zero they are?
Brexite, Warwick, all they have to do, no that's not true because if you remove
Brexite you know what people will be busting out in AD, they'd be busting out
the Warwick, it would just be Warwick Diana or Warwick Rambleback through
Ova Silver. That way you can stack something and end play an Alphite. Or right
now it's Brexite plus a Brawler, isn't Bruiser a Brawler? Right now it's Brexite
plus a Brawler but if they remove Brexite from the game instead of Brexite
brawler it would just be warwick plus ravager or I mean it's not fucking
bagar I can tell you that and it's not low-key you play bagar AP NID bagar
fiddlesticks lily a mouth fight AP NID cog maa
silver and that's the board like it's no it's just there's no excuse mouth like
is just fucking broken like it's just like it's just broken good luck oh thanks
like a problem just hitting mouth like two is just an instant GD that's severe
Oh, yeah, no, no, no, actually.
We have to restart client and re-log?
Wait.
All right, hold on.
We have to restart client after every game?
Oh, I fucking cannot.
I don't know which one.
I don't get it.
You know what unit is low key broken?
is uh is uh is more water low g
not even low g like i'm pretty sure she's just a kind of road
all right well i'm re logged where's the ignite
I actually don't even think the other tanks are that bad, they're pretty bad honestly.
Set is fine. Not really. I mean the problem with set is that he gets like kind of, his
entire kit kind of gets fucked by anti-heal. Like if they don't have anti-heal set, it's
taking his fuck. But the moment they have anti-heal, don't you just instantly lose like
Like, 1k HP.
Like, the moment they have anti-heal, your set is basically just starting to fight with like 1k less HP.
Tarrick, Malchite, fake tank. Malchite's for sure, fake tank.
And Tarrick is not a fake tank, but you still need raw 2.
And then also you need Tarrick 2.
Like, Tarrick 1 is... Don't get me wrong, Tarrick 1 is fucking insane.
But like, not really, like... Yeah, not really. You still need raw 2. You're putting items on raw 2.
They don't have anti-go though, so it's actually good, it's pretty thank you.
It is already good doing brokers to that check.
Oh shit, these were really...
I mean, RE is actually good. It just...
You just want to play it from like... I feel like...
Okay, I have two games of it in the last 50 games, and both games went well.
I'm pretty sure if you try to play RE from any spot that's like not Giga Premium is really bad.
But...
Like a Blossom opener with like a Morello slam, or like a JG slam, and then you get a Morello eventually.
Because the carry of the column is not even RE, it's just Morgana.
From Morgana there's so much damage and then
And then it's just like you kind of just like tempo with blossom
You just roll for blossom charms and then you can make it to 9 your level 9 board is actually good because you can actually drop like pebbles
You can drop like a bunch of trash and play like Lux, Ivern
Like what else? I mean, it's probably too far to go for the Kenan transition
But you could easily just drop like pebbles fuck the Rift Beast for like Ivan Lux
You can play a Loonover Karma as well, like there's just like, but like obviously it has to be two-starred
But I think like the comp from ahead is really good because you can just roll for set two, RE2, Morgana 2, hit at a reasonable pace
Because no one holds that dog shit
And then if you make it to 9 you can like just slide in whatever, just a random ass fucking cannon 2, no synergy is already good
There's something in your hair Lil bro. What?
What?
Oh what the, what the fuck there is? What is this?
What the fuck was that?
I was probably doing that on a searcher.
I wander the wilds in search of the lost.
I don't think I'll be playing an opener.
Let's see if we can get another one. I mean, it's cheaper levels.
Got 100 plus one.
It's cheaper levels though, it's just a kind of scam, I don't know why.
Well, there's one for one.
I don't know, it's not bad, I just don't have items anyway.
I'm a cheaper level of caretaker server, so we're going...
I mean, this has executioner plus one, this guy's playing towards malphite as well.
I don't really know what this guy's playing.
I'm not sure what he's saying.
At least I felt, at least I felt for sure.
I mean, I cannot flex everything. I should probably figure it out before first solo.
Uh, I suppose he loses something now. I mean, he's belt cloak BFBF, or he took BF, but he's
This is AD for sure, he says timescale with a gargoyle rod to reach mouth light, but
I remember this kale with...
...booster pat, or...
...truly loads.
So it's an unknown being of flux.
Buttered wine with a bold...
...doll.
Because nearly silver...
...accessed beech herbs.
Hmm.
This guy's items are fucking insane, gargoyle hunter bow, meanwhile I'm just sitting with
BF rod, logjamp man, logjamp.
I'm pretty sure this spot is already a guaranteed date.
The wazion is guaranteed to top 4.
Bargoyle Rod items are way better, but am I just confessing then?
Maybe I just have to contest that situation.
This guy has an ARRI.
This guy has 5 Blossom.
Haha!
Cluttered mine 5 Blossom.
Gargoyle, Gromp 2, Hunter, Bow.
2 star, 2 star, 2 star.
Alright, well, 1, 2, 3 are locked.
Maybe I can go 4th.
What the fuck?
Maybe I can go forth.
I can't bury them all.
Hmm, spatula?
I'm down. I was super for those slicks. There's so much
I'm not actually feeding the lobby, but there's also a lot of ADs, so...
I could play Yi, so I naturally want to Yi.
I don't know if others are sure about these items.
I have to make it seem like I have two rods.
There's a, I could play mid-ally plus what's it called.
Or drop it off the line, how many do you think that's fine.
I could just try to farm 1 from boleans.
It's kind of far.
I might end with a shield.
B2 IU plus 1.
I might end with a 7-9-9 of this game.
Because I can go...
Oh, a mouth fight.
two with a male fight. I can't.
Let's not do that.
I'm going to go buy Scuttlegrab on Phelios and play Italy, Italy on this game.
Go on this game
I don't know if I can play more for the team or not.
I'm sorry if I fall in love with you.
I think it's a front line though.
I'll kill you, sir.
Am I going to go QSS, Middle East? No.
I'm thinking I could put stuff up as well.
I don't even want them to show me.
I'm not fucking one job.
I'm sure fucking wrong.
I think I heard it.
I heard it.
We're at the beast.
Look at my problem.
I should probably just sell these.
I remember one of these.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's a ghost.
It's a little bit of a gray.
Okay.
I mean I need one of...
I mean, I can play this but then I the problem is
I mean, I can't even use these cuz oh
Also, I need to remove my nearly I'm pretty sure it's bug still. I know it's not I
Mean I just need one of a moomoo to or or the order the fucking dude to
Hello?
I mean, I could play Taric Drop, like Taric plus this, if I find the Moo Moo 2, so I
have to hold this, but I'm just sitting here, not meeting, like, I can't do anything.
I don't get it!
And I don't want to use a mark yet, because I might hit a movement too.
I'm not going to do it
I mean, I could have helped set and just drop drop and just play I mean, no
I'm
I mean, I'll allow it, I guess, whatever.
Did I hit something?
This guy took his 5 Blossom opener, went fast, died, and just died.
Holy shit.
What?
Alright.
No, no, no, no.
What?
Okay.
I mean, this is my board, and now I just go 9-4.
Let's see.
Okay, I mean, this is my board and I just go 9 for
Let's see something any Lux any
Are you there?
I thought I was in the RA, but he's still strong as well.
Blossom plus 2 Invoker, R-E, Twin Guardians.
I'm literally Thanos
Hey guys
and
my god we're from outside actually right
I killed the guy in the hill with walls
Nope.
of
I'll just play for a second with the pharaoh in the game.
I think we can try it anyway.
They're going to go cracking and just report to guard.
I just leveled on 6-1.
of
the
I don't even know who I can fight, also these Hunter fucking Elder Dragon 2, I think I'm
going third back man I gotta wait on this side that's pretty good
I
I mean if I fight wazion I'm about to go forth with this
set up but maybe I can beat him with leveling for a loon also this matchup
equals fucking useless
Ying Zheng is actually not bad.
I'm gonna kill the van to kill them.
I am about to go forth.
This melt fight is unkillable.
I said beat this up.
How?
And then I don't beat I don't beat I don't beat anyone a loon too. What the fuck is that do?
I'm gonna go show you show you the loon and don't care the stupid ass
No
I mean technically this fight shouldn't even be like that much of an 100-zero because at
least it takes time to... and it got stunned.
Alright that's pretty good.
But uh, too bad I didn't get a whole board in today.
Yeah, this is a 4.
I mean 1 and 3 are fucking locked.
I mean I said 1 and 2 were locked and this guy is supposed to go 3rd locked, but I don't
know how he threw that hard.
This guy's opener was Staraff on Camille and he just has like a perfect easy line to this.
Rengar probably on 2-5 and then this guy had Gargoyle Gromp 2 Hunter plus 1 with a bow.
Gargoyle bow Hunter plus 1, well no shit he went past 9.
if he was not a deathly giant and mighty? Like what the fuck?
Oh my, Rengar 3 server nearly reported.
Whatever man.
And then meanwhile, they can start with Chain Cloak Bow.
And meanwhile, I start with BF Rod Cloak.
BF Rod Cloak.
Which is natural mount by 2, I mean like that's like whatever.
The more agree you see is the Rengar 3.
Like how does he have this board with Rengar 3?
Well, no, Kayle should also win the game. He has fucking Gensu, Radiant, Rabadon's,
Wits' End. But I mean, he's floating him against Thanos and Thanos. If I hit like a frontline
unit earlier, I can maybe go 9 and try to pivot off of Middly and Sivir into Ezreal,
Kennen, Taric, and then I hit Taric too, and then I beat Wazion for sure and I can go
But I mean this move took me way too fucking long to hit and then uh
Yeah, I mean I'm no gold, but also like this guy
I mean I think my matchup into chaos really bad because we look never reset and then nearly also gets 1v1 by by Rengar
So like that's also a bad matchup and then I mean this is just legit Thanos like bro hunter elder dragon like
I'm beating this I'm beating this shit. No
But also on to one like like when you just scout on to one how
How did the guy have cluttered mind six streak or five streak? Cluttered mind five streak with
five blossom the entire fucking stage two and three. What the fuck? How? And he went eighth. Eighth.
Like, isn't he supposed to go top three guaranteed? Because like if you scouted on two one, you already
30 new waging and dish soap were 1, 2, 3, lost.
Like, I'm pretty sure that guy, like, between waging, dish soap, and that guy, it was just
1, 2, 3, lost, and the entire lobby's playing for 4th.
But then that guy died, so I basically, like, assuming that guy didn't troll, I go 5th this
game, and then who plays the bug me?
Uh, was it the KO player?
He goes 4th.
And then I go 5th, and then, like, the bot 3 again.
Like, what it should have been was, who went 7th?
Everyone's placement goes down one, and then the guy that went eighth goes to third, is how it should have been.
But, whatever.
I feel like rolling for Trump every round to late is not even by a ton.
That's exactly what you fucking do, man. It's 10 gold. It is 10 gold.
It's 10 gold ever going to be the difference of territory two? No.
And even if you hit territory two, does territory two even change these fights? No.
And? And?
And if a single fight is a charm dip and there's multiple rounds that are charm dip
It's already way more placements than the fucking 10 extra gold you have on nine like bro
You just roll every turn for charm
Unless you're unless you're like 90 HP and you're guaranteed to make it to the level nine
like win-out
Then then you could like if you're like let's say you 10 streak
Into a 4-2 hit your entire board with 10 hold left
And you legit can't upgrade like anything meaningful like it let's say even if you're like Diana pair fucking cockbear
Like then you're not gonna roll for charm, right?
But if you're going if you're just sitting there with like middle of the back and like yes, you can go nine with an extra 20 old
Is that like that 20 will gonna make this fuck no name fuck no that shit is useless
It is legit useless
Like one charm is already worth like more than the two star four costs on your entire board
I didn't give the re-log after every game.
Oh my god, I fucking can't believe it.
But yeah, if you have, like, if I had a Moomoo 2, in like 20, with like 20 gold left,
then yeah, I would go 9, and then, bro, I'm getting the fuck off, I'm getting the fuck off of Phelios Nidalee.
I just I just open sell a bellios which allows me to open sell the stupid ass mama beat and
Then I'm probably to keep the a mootoo and the the a mootoo. I keep the terror to I keep
The Diana I might keep with the aloon and then I pivot the aphelios mama beat in Italy into Ezreal Kenan
Plus again, I've been or a lux and then instead of stupid ass fucking up all yours
It's Draven instead of stupid ass Italy
It's Ezreal and then I put like leftover items on on Kenan do and then and then and then G
but like did I have enough gold for that? Fuck no! Fuck no!
What if you don't spawn level 9 where they're driven to you exactly? That's where the 10 gold doesn't make the diff man
Like you just stay you just stay with this fucking garbage and call it a day
And then like if I hit terror 2
Like okay, so what you mean it's like that let me just show you let's say I had an extra 30 gold or like not even 30
I think that's a 40 gold. So like let's say I hit a movement too because I was a movement pair for a long last time
I mean, I probably won't play. I mean, I probably just played bye
And then because I was playing bye, I might just keep Nidalee on my board and then since I'm playing AP duo
I'm probably keeping Cog
But then like the affiliates mom will be can easily just be drained and opens up a slot and then yes
I have some firecane, but like in turn all like this kind of unit is just OP as fuck
You don't have to play Ezreal, but I think I had yeah
I add mid early items on Ezreal, mid early on stage 3 there's absolutely nothing, or at stage 5 there's absolutely nothing.
So then I just go Ezreal cannon 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and then I have 2 open slots.
I mean this board is definitely better than whatever the fuck I was playing but I don't know how much gold.
And then did I hit, what did I hit? Let's say I hit Taric 2, then I can even drop the fucking Umumu Vi,
and if I drop the Umumu Vi I can drop mid early and let's say I go back to the Sentinel Rock 2
and then I just put an Ivern because I hit Ivern and maybe I hit a random ass Lux.
If I hit like in front of lots, I just go 5 and I'm going to bug it.
I ran on the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and then like Lux plus 1, I can play, like I can play
Hecarim, Hecarim over Sentinel plus NAR plus 1, plus NAR plus like Brawler.
I mean this board is just infinitely fucking better than playing stupid ass Othelios,
Mama Beacon in Nidalee.
Like if you just look at Nidalee on stage 4, doesn't she look OP as fuck?
And then the moment stage 5 hits, the unit is complete dog shit.
dog shit. It has nothing to do with her ID, like there's nothing wrong with IE on Nibbley.
It has Sterak's in a fucking, in something, a Shogun. Sterak's Shogun is like true Gigabit's.
Like yes, IE is not Gigabit's, but like who cares man, the unit fucking sucks. Starting,
starting, what's it called? Stage 4, stage 5? I mean look at the baseline of this dog
ass cop. The reason it averages at 4.62 is because it's filtering out all of the fucking,
I mean let me go Masters Plus. It's filtering, it's filtering out all of the fucking transitions
that you can do. That you don't have to play this shit. I mean you can also play a failure
singly. Maybe this is a little bit better. 4-1-5-5. Like yeah, I mean it's a 7% win rate.
But then like if I put in Ezreal 2 and Kennen 2 on my board, like the win rate is, is, is
just like infinite high. I was like, Kennen, Ezreal could just hold B fucking, or I'll
just go Ezreal Kennen. Like look at the fucking, is Ezreal actually a good unit? No! It's
It's just that this board, when you make it to Kennen 2 and 3 item, Ezreal 2 and 3 item,
the board is legit bannos.
Ezreal's broken with the deadly items on stage 4.
Like just look at this man.
I mean I don't even have to put, I don't even have to put fucking, I don't even have to
put any of this.
Like I'll just put these.
25% win rate.
Isn't that fucking crazy?
Ezreal's fucking terrible.
Yes, I'm aware.
But the cap of Ezreal is not terrible because you can just play like Taric, Sentinel, I mean
Maybe you end with a cogmall, like,
I mean, there's no sample size, but like,
like Taric, Ezreal, and like, what,
fuck it, Ivern, like, random ass Lux.
Like, just look at this win rate.
Like, the units are too good.
The units are too fucking good.
I'm just too poor.
40% win rate.
All right.
But I mean, that game, like, bro,
you know what pisses me off the most is when you,
What is the worst 3 components you could have?
I'm pretty sure it's actually BF Rod Cloak.
You legit?
Let's say you load in with 4 fucking 2 stars, you can't make anything.
What item are you going to make?
BF Rod Cloak.
I mean, okay, honestly, there's no way that's the worst because...
There's no way that's the worst because BF and Rod are kind of offensive.
Uh... I mean, like tier...
No, it's tier Cloak with upgrades that make it adaptive.
Like Cloak BF plus Cloak BF, Cloak BF, Cloak BF tier rod Cloak has few words, no that's
a dad to play rod and rod, you can just play AB.
It's BF rod Cloak for sure.
Like name one combination?
Where of three components where you can't make a single item.
Name one, other than BF rod Cloak.
I don't think there's a single one.
I mean, it has to be a BF rod plus one.
Belt, glove, oh, okay, belt, glove,
cloak is also pretty bad.
I mean, you can't get three of the same component,
but yeah, I guess chain, cloak, glove,
yeah, gargoyle, glove, that's really bad, man.
A gargoyle on stage two, damn, that,
now that is a, that's a disaster.
That's a fucking disaster. Holy shit. I have to make a guard oil? Damn.
I guess I made that. Like, bro, what?
BF Chain Belt? I mean, you go Sunfire and play around BF. You go Starax, play around.
What kind of a range made is that?
BF, it's either Glove Belt, Cloak.
But even Glove Belt, Cloak, is technically you can make QSS if you have, like, a Giga, like a Giga.
Opener.
Uh, and then you can just play towards Yi.
It's BF Rod, Cloak, and then it's Glove Belt, Cloak.
Part of the two.
You can't load in with two of the same components on stage two, man.
Sunfire is the only bug that the initial start of the combat, it's two second death, man.
Who the fuck cares?
Thank you.
Hello?
I need a pee.
you
Hello?
Why the fuck am I not paying or to see my FPS?
When you have 50 gold, you need to press control F three times for FPS to show.
Alright. Alright. Alright, four more games. Is there new lobbies?
All right.
All right
I think they're bringing on a bomber game or something
Well, yeah, I don't see how these are all hidden break or three I don't get it
I mean, it's pretty bad like I'm pretty sure on average this should have went like okay
if people didn't agree to see Hyrule like isn't this game on average like a third and then
like this game I'm gonna hit mouth like to isn't it like a top two top three there indeed
so mouth like to top two top three so on average my spot was like a fourth but then like it
like I I mean like whatever and then this game I'll get it
that's what averages like a six to seven in low platinum lobbies really you're
telling me if I put the baseline of a moomoo to a loon to a philius to a
in Italy too, it's going to print out a 6.5? Mentally all in on Gen.G, it's actually no
And then, that's a fact. It's a fact.
Have your predictions ever been correct?
I am now up 80K in the last month.
Last like not even last month, but I haven't been like two weeks
Big cap I mean on my fucking life
On my life my analytics a 80k in the last two months or a last month on
My life guess I'm dead then. Oh wait, that's weird. I'm still alive
I'm I don't want to show you proof because then you guys can find my profile fuck that
Oh, I bet 1.5 day a game, but I've been on a lot of stuff, I bet I'm like everything.
All right, hello.
Hello.
Who are you talking to? I'm not sure, actually.
Alright, well, there's four more games.
This is kind of fun, actually. Bro, I'm kind of excited.
But usually after the first TPC, I get like, I just get like motivated to actually start trying.
I guarantee you, after I go back to solo queue, I'm going to be winning every fucking game.
No joke. Or not winning every game, but I guarantee you I'm going to climb like 500 OP.
Oh no, he's starting to have fun. I mean, it's what happens every single time.
I just jerk off, and then after the first one, I'm motivated, and then GG. It's fucking over.
It's legit over.
And the thing is, I'm not even bad right now. Like, I guarantee you,
Like high-key, I'm about to make final lobby again, no joke.
But it's like, I feel like I'm more nervous now
than I've ever been only because my previous set was such a banger and
and I feel like no matter what I do, it's just gonna be a disappointment to my previous set.
So I don't really, I don't really know how to like it. Like I don't know how I'm supposed to...
How do I not feel like no matter what my result is, it's just going to be a disappointment?
I don't know.
just win worlds bro i'm not winning no worlds man
you genuinely like i think the odds of me winning the worlds before i quit tft is is legit i mean
it's legit sub five percent because he's giga washed bro you could play tft 24 hours a day
for the next year. You have a cheat where you don't have to fucking sleep. And I guarantee you
your world's win rate by the time you finally decide to quit is still sub-zero percent.
It's still sub-zero.
Same as you?
I mean, my world win rate is definitely not sub-zero, man, and it's higher than sub-1 for
sure.
Because like, let's say every set, okay, let's say every set, I have like, how many TPC players
are there?
20, 32?
Okay.
Assuming I'm in TPC every set, let's say every set, and let's say 10 people go to Worlds, 10 out of 32, which is like, what, like 30 something percent, like 35, wait, no, 30, 10 out of 30, it's like 31, whatever, 30 something percent.
Okay, low 30s, okay. I would say I have a 38.4% chance to make Worlds every set, okay?
So let's say I have a 38.4% to make worlds, and let's say I play 10 more sets.
And so let's just round up the four worlds appearances in 10 sets.
Okay, so four worlds appearances in 10 sets.
And of the, how many players for the worlds? 40 or 32?
Uh, 40? Okay.
And of the 40 players, let's say, I mean, I, okay, so one in 40 have 2.5% chance for each player, but obviously I've better than like the average fucking shitter that shows up, so let's say I have like a one in 25 to win.
So I have a 4% chance to win, so it's 0.96 to not win to the fourth. Alright, let's see.
I have an 8% chance to win worlds.
But in 10 sets.
Will K3SW win Worlds in the next 10 sets? Assuming he plays all 10 sets? And he's in TPC in all 10 sets? It would be a 92-8.
92-0? 8, yes.
That's not how odds work, bro. Skill matters, exactly. That's why I gave myself better odds, because skill matters.
Ahahaha!
You're reasoning is flawed.
I can't let him know
Okay, also, by the way, there's a severe thunderstorm warning in my area, and I don't think the client
shows everyone when someone DCs, so I think these guys will not be positing.
So yeah, I think I'm fucked.
If my tower goes out, these guys won't even know.
You are not beating Remy up by the way.
I mean, yeah, that guy's the fucking goat.
No, that guy is like, no, no, no.
I don't think you guys understand.
Like the shit that he does, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You guys don't even understand.
Like I could, like honestly,
I feel like it would be good content to just bot review,
like bot review games and just talk about
like all of the micro decisions that go into the game.
That guy is legit, no, that guy is fucking him.
Like, no, no, no. Like, the shit that he does, it's just like, you're just like, what?
And then, like, five rounds later, you just realize, like, what the fuck he's doing.
No, that guy is him. That guy's actually him.
Bro, he said he is watched.
We set up the overlay on stream, I mean, I tried.
It doesn't work.
They just added six players at six players, please send the overlay in stream.
Let's go 547 PM. Why doesn't work?
Big K3 soju 547 p.m. Same, but next a EPDF the same CDG Kai Wang might also doesn't work
I'm going to use this new ring to give a backup of the other ring, isn't it working?
All right, this one doesn't have any like personalized.
It's just not personalized for whatever, who cares?
Who cares?
Okay, wait, also, by the way, I'm sorry.
Like during tournament days,
I don't usually run the ads in between games
because I always forget.
So like I know that if you don't have Turbo
or you don't have Adblock
or you don't have Prime or Sub or whatever,
you guys are probably,
you guys are getting ads in the middle of the game, right?
Sorry.
Yes. Okay. Okay. Can I just run the ad right now then? And then hopefully it doesn't run
in the middle of the game? No. Alright. I mean, it might actually still do with though.
Uh, maybe not. I don't really know. But usually, I don't even know when this game is starting.
And let me, let me message this guy.
Oh, there.
What's my lobby? Is my lobby difficult again?
What do I have?
I have...aw, great.
I have Ty Lang, Dink Memes,
and Sencyco.
GG.
Oh, wait.
Can Sencyco get the fuck out of my lobby, please?
Can mods run ads here? I have no idea.
I don't think so, maybe.
I think the thing is, I can test, oh no, it's fine.
If it's not a tournament, I'm usually pretty good at it.
And then also, I'm not paying no mods, you don't have to do that shit.
I don't want you to think it's an obligation, bro.
Nah, just don't. Don't worry about it.
I have fun doing this no cap. No, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine
No, no, no, I because I don't even feel good having other people do my shit for free. I
Hate being in debt to people that should piss me off
If I owe someone 20 bucks like I want to pay them back like immediately it's just knowing I owe them 20 bucks
It's gonna it's just gonna just I just can't go to sleep
It's like, bro, we went to dinner in France, and me and Milk usually split the bill.
And then Milk got up in the middle of the meal, went to the fucking waiter and paid
for the meal.
Bro, fuck this guy, man.
It was like eight people did.
It was like me, the vitality, social media person.
I don't even know.
I don't remember.
It was like eight people and it was like $200 a person.
And then I was just like, all right, me and Mokun
just split it.
And then he just got up and just broke me.
Yeah, I got out Chinese.
Oh, ready?
That's what was pretty good though.
You're supposed to say you're going to the washroom and then go pay for it.
Bro said washroom.
Fucking washroom.
Bro, I'm not Canadian, bud.
The lavatory.
What?
Fuck you dumb American.
Okay, I'm starting to get a little bit of a headache.
Okay, I'm starting to see why I have so many hate watchers. Holy shit
Bro, this guy was actually really respectful and then I just hit it with the fuck you butt out of nowhere
And now he just replies with the
Fuck you dumb American. Holy shit. You're my bad Johnny
You're supposed to say you're going to the washroom and then go pay for it just just an innocent message
Alright, honestly, alright, whatever, my bad. That's actually on me.
Wait, what's the Canadian, like, how do I fling a Canadian?
Cause I usually say EU teeth, like how do I rage bait Canadians?
I say EU teeth.
Maple syrup.
I've never even heard of that.
I didn't get better than this.
I've never heard of that term. What the fuck?
I can't bury them all.
I get like a bull rock has to kill this game.
Yes, sir.
Come up one, two, seven.
Zaya.
Diana's Vanguard.
I'm just gonna hold the lease. I'm just gonna hold the lease.
I'll chain BF.
I can jeep around fel, I can stairs around chain, it's somewhere around BF.
Uh, not in times here, I've been cluttered.
the
But I probably won't send anything yet.
There's that gargoyle visage.
broad build from my foundation from Old Destiny, Valor plus one. I'm skipping to something.
You have to chain. There's so many Blackthorn players. I really don't want to play Blackthorn.
I really don't want to play you.
I'm just having a history.
Black Goon plus one.
There's Bull Rod Bell, he kind of flexed.
This guy's AP.
This guy is probably AP, but he can flex.
Gargoyle, Visage, Play around Gloves, Summoned Festival, Kano Festival, Earth Beast, and Shedding's Fire Earth Beast.
And the Black one to AP.
I'm going to go to 5, break in.
I don't know if I lost this one, my board is pretty close.
I could just go Shogun and flex, I go Shogun and I just flex chain belt.
There's only one Malfi guaranteed right now.
I don't really want to contest this one.
He's playing Malfight for sure with the Golden Niko, but I literally can't play Malfight.
This is Gargoyle, and he's probably playing AD because he made a visage.
This is kind of flexing.
This is playing Rock plus Sambleback.
back. No matter what I play, it's not going to be for sure. No matter what I play, it's
I think that's it. Alright, well that was not good for me.
So both on a one cost.
Okay, I managed to get a three cost BS ward.
That's what we love.
Like three cost BS ward is flex.
I feel like it was in silver again,
but like bro, why don't we want to play this shit, man?
I just want to play AP.
But this guy is Black Rampus since we can't even pivot.
This guy is Archangel.
It's gargoyle visage that you can also play it like for all...
I don't get it.
I'm tired of playing this dog-ass line.
I need to turn on that though.
I need to turn on this as well.
I got you found a Lillia in his first shop.
At least probably AP then, because he went tier.
Shogen player on chain tier.
just play towards AP, but it's four-way competitive. Three-way competitive. Three-way competitive.
Left Thorn, Archangel.
I mean, I'm playing for sure.
There's not much on this.
I don't know if I can just send this or not for this show.
I mean it's probably a high Easter Egg.
Even though I'm...
I'm gonna win this fight.
Honestly, we're just pretty close to strong.
Cash out 40. Cash out, what's it called? I mean, I go I, E, Staraq. I just play the game.
I bought a strong spell. Staraq, play around chain. I can also go Sampo if I want to be, yeah.
Staraq, play around chain.
I can go Shogen, Nidalee as well.
Choujin, Starak, with the BS or not the old.
I'm pretty sure it's actually insane though, at least it's unkillable.
I have BF glove BF pure cloak belt chain
Oh yeah, you can't go wrong with both.
He says, Epic rolled down into AP and he found a, uh, Serasa.
I can't.
If you're outchained, chaincloak, chaincloak, don't change your cloak, your cloak, shoujin,
I have a spot on the by.
Ready for me.
I can also play Sivir Nidalee and then play Malphite as well if I hit Malphite.
Level 740, cast 2, clog 2.
At least 2.
I'm rich as fuck.
I'm rich as fuck
Gargoyle, Visage, at least he played AP and he's playing Malphite, so I definitely want to play Malphite.
Alright, well, I'm definitely not playing Malphite.
77 plus 3 plus 5, 8.
and bull rod, garbwell, garbwell, shuljin, straq plus one
it's really not that hard, but I don't know
ah, great
I'm all in
and
I don't think she has something to do with either of them.
I'm full of BF.
It's usually never for them or I don't know these two on the board, but can I sell these?
It's supposed to be the fucking dude, but I guess I can also just flex over.
I'm at least two of the least two that's pretty good.
Is this even better than these two?
I mean, I can, now the thing is if I get servered too, I just don't play a failure in this game
and I just open the model B. I mean, ideally, I just try to go down here, but I roll, I roll
I don't want to return to Sherford Charm, and then if I find like a Philius Pair or
a Simper Pair or a Brambleback Pair, I probably don't send it until I find two Pairs.
And then I just go 9 off of...
Okay, I felt you too.
That buy too.
And then I have Glove, Cloak, Player on Bow.
I can also go with Brofucka again, see that.
I mean I could play Skullcrab over here and then I'd BF Glow, I mean it doesn't even, I don't think it's better actually.
I mean it's probably about Perz though.
And then I have IE play around blow, I can actually just tree up here this shit.
There's also one more frontline unit.
Chain float.
Chain.
Can you see the IE?
There, I just went on.
I subtle crab over this and then I charm this.
Cause this doesn't do anything.
I don't know how much damage there is with these two. Zero.
Except I probably want BOW.
Nope, BOW.
Now the hook here, that's what I'm going to say now.
I'm going to turn on the hook.
Now the gargoyle, gargoyle.
I'll turn on the hook, I'll turn on the hook.
I'm going to turn on the hook.
I think I have it for sure.
I mean, I'm down to just remove it and see what it is.
I think I have it for sure.
Oh, the truck here.
And then I have to find a new Kog'Maw because I'm going to open Soul Kog'Maw and level for
Zyra and just Tree of Carry Zyra. Except I don't know if this rock can sustain my front line.
I mean, maybe it can. I mean, I can also just drop this stupid ass Rithbeast instead of doing...
I could just drop this for this and play a real unit.
And then my final is Rod of the Climb.
And then I find a new card, well I guess.
I could also sell this for Rod of the Glove if I get a Rod.
Rod on Carousel, Nashor's.
I need that.
I need mana. I'm not sure if it's still hard. I'll have to last for a piece.
What's the repeat spawnest 1% burning and he'll probably have a 4% max health.
Is that good?
I mean I could just level for a stupid ass fucking this as well.
It's never playing this.
Probably not.
I don't know.
on all the
national's more low
on the side to the village
full belt
There's an alune. I mean, the Zyra too, that's pretty good.
There's an alune.
What?
Of course, the one try I can't fill in.
That's pretty good. That's actually really good.
Ready for each non-1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 trades. Holy shit. Have fun, man.
I don't think they're killing a single unit.
of
the
I'm gonna have a tier belt so I could build like a man item here.
I mean, there's actually nothing wrong with just going in after this. I can also just go blue off, play around.
to one star star up. I get called to. Marksman.
I'm not the ringies though, just um.
This is the machine.
This is a very bad one.
My brome's ass is hardly in burst.
If not.
I mean, Teric too, I just don't play...
I mean, what's the help?
I mean, Terry too, and I don't play...
I just play three fucking...
I can drop him middle-eat, plus...
I mean, I feel like my board is bent over.
If I just play one more fall down here
I'm wasting the time I got something to do
I have one more fall down here, I don't even miss
If you just aim
I just drop and also drop xyra 2 for a lune 2 chara 2 plus 4 vandvard
I'm a Territory I win, Hikey.
And I don't, I'm pretty sure I don't have to do anything.
I just go Territory over fucking stupid ass, a Loom 3 Vanguard, it is what it is.
Yeah, maybe not.
There's a little bit of a dude.
There it is.
This fucking Jesus.
And G.
I mean, I'm not, I'm probably not gonna die, but I'll just back this round and save the
I'm pretty sure there's a way to like find a new Shoujin, Shoujin IE like head in to Ezreal
two
because this should have asked
which being
I can play 4 Vanguard over stupid assed.
I have a daily 6.2, the Rift Beast is useless, 4 Vanguard, and I just don't have a feast.
I'm probably not.
I'm gonna shop for the little solar lights.
Two one-stars and then I'm gonna find that.
Let me make myself crystal clear.
Alright, I think I better find that.
I'm gonna put that unit.
I didn't even move items to my fucking... I didn't even move items to my fucking tariff.
Oh god, I mean these items on tariff is actually good man.
Hello?
Oh that is fine, the link actually went off.
Oh, I'm pretty sure I could win this if I had items on Taric, man.
Wait, I think he got Hand of Barric.
He got Hand of Barric!
Okay, I mean, this is not a Taric, this is a fucking Charm dip.
I mean, I should have moved items to Taric regardless.
But isn't this actually just a Hand of-
I actually saw like six Charms, and I don't hit Hand of Barric.
Like, what?
Oh, god.
I mean, even if I played four Vanguard over a lune two, it's it's the difference of four Vanguard and and what's it called and
Attuned and then I mean I the reason I didn't want to upper the alune is because I want to just roll for a charm
You had taric on care so I'm going to hit taric to on care like I'm gonna hit taric to anyway. I'm level 10
I'm level fucking dead
Like what? I mean I hit Terror 2 and what's this I lost anyway. Like it doesn't matter.
He hit Elder Dragon 2. Like I, oh yeah I threw when I lost 8 rounds in a row. What? What?
Like how? How are you watching this fucking gameplay and did I not play this game fucking
well? Like I, I will, don't get me wrong. But like isn't it like if I hit Hand of Baron
He didn't hand the bear. Don't have his wings game.
Nidalee not on Lunar... Oh, yo, my bad.
7 AS 7 AP. Yo, my bad.
That's... That's... That's... That's the game.
You, if you played this game, you would have had Nidalee on LunarHex and you... You would have won.
I'm asked because you would have put Nidalee on LunarHex.
You would have sat there and fucking rolled down to some dog ass. I don't even know what board you're even rolling for.
You hit middly 2 for free? Oh, nah, I need Bramble back 2. I'm just gonna keep rolling.
Let's just roll for fucking Bramble back 2 only. I don't know how to play anything.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to just open sell middly. Open sell middly.
I mean, if I open cell Draven for Obtelios, or Draven, Draven, and then I don't play the
Rift, so Draven, Mama Beaked, but I fear that if I attack two, okay, if I attack two and
items, if he doesn't have Baron, do I win that fight?
Probably.
I mean, I rolled for, I rolled like a good amount of, how many charms did I see, like
six charms?
And all the charms are completely fucking useless.
They were legit fucking useless.
Like, what?
Gone, gone because I sold the Bravator garbage.
I keep this, no, but then, no, I don't want to lose Mami because I have three times I around this.
I think it's kind of good. This is also a D.R.B.A.R.B.O.R.D.
I mean, I have to keep hog.
I hear that if I just had Terracotta I'd just win.
But, uh, yeah.
I think I've seen Hand of Baron three times in 300 games.
That should have to be rare.
Does little buddybot have odds?
Wait, what does Taric do?
I hit Taric 2 and I got 10-0 anyway.
What the fuck does Taric 2 do?
Wait, what?
Why does Taric 2 even fucking matter?
I hit Taric 2 anyway and I got 10-0.
Even if I had items on Taric, it doesn't matter, I'm going to fucking lose.
Like, yes, my bad, I should have removed items, but I'm sitting there rolling for a charm
And I just saw 10 shit charms in a row.
Like what?
And then he just loads in hand-to-bearing.
What are the odds of hand-to-bearing, by the way?
It has to be low.
It actually has to be low.
How many games have you guys seen Hand of Baron?
Okay, let's say, in one out of, okay, let's say you played like,
like one out, like, I feel like I don't see this shit.
It's fucking broken.
I mean, what I should have done is I just don't upgrade the Elune,
because I don't give a fuck about the Elune, and then I move items to Taric,
and then I just sell the Elune and just play for Vanguard.
I sell the alune, I don't over the alune, I put items on taric, I play the stupid ass hecarim
and then I just fucking roll all my gold for a good charm.
What are some good charms? I can't even take the row one.
Because I have so many backline parries.
Uhhh...
Like two random wisps.
Like lightning storm, the fire arrows, the fire arrows, the lightning storm is probably
good though.
Like lightning storm, Hannah Barron, oh I have to restart my client, oh shit, that's
right.
Wait, what do you mean?
Is there like a site for the...
I don't know.
I'm the repair every time I restart.
Where do I see the Wisp database?
After eight seconds, I mean this is not good.
Oh, Trumbers is good.
How do I sort by cost?
What the fuck?
In knife? What the fuck?
Useless, useless, useless.
Slow burn, stunner, enemies.
I mean this is good, I would think this for sure.
I mean this is an instant take, this is fucking useless.
500, this is fucking useless.
every one second you'll 5% my self-sure damage and this is fine but it's
probably not that good honestly
they're high and fucking useless I mean I'll probably take this but I'm not that
happy I don't even know how much true images does and tremors is a fucking
insentate how is this four-fold and this is four-fold explain that shit to me
how is tremors four-fold and the stupidest rating that the nice is four
How is this 5v in this 4v?
What?
I mean, 2 random wisps I'm fucking in.
I mean, giant growth.
If I had low on gold, I'd probably take this and fucking fellowship.
Is this good? No?
I mean, it's probably okay.
I'll buff my backline, I guess.
Not really.
I'd probably take this, but it's not even good.
I'm fucking useless.
Precision damage, fucking useless.
I mean, honestly, I'd probably take this. 15, eh. I mean, I can only buff like two units, so it's like nothing even that good.
10% health and 10% damage, yeah. I mean, I would probably still take this as a Sack Lunar, but it's not that good.
I'm at level 10 and I have a Garboil. This is not that good.
This is, I mean, it's not even that good. You're all mad. There's actually a lot of shit charms, but like there's a lot of good charms as well.
useless useless useless gg good enough useless good enough useless probably
good enough I don't know if this is good enough I don't really know the damage on
this fucking amazing
fucking useless useless whatever I'm taking this for sure good enough probably
probably good enough but not really, probably good enough but not really fucking useless.
Stop saying I'm the useless one.
I mean, there's a lot of, like, you know that one fight
where I casted two random wisps
and I got 750 HP on my main tank
and then 30 HP per trait fielded?
Wasn't that just a gigabab beat from whoever I bought?
Holy shit!
I loaded it with like an extra 1.7K HP on my main tank.
What?
What the fuck, what was that?
Oh, oh, oh, this was on me.
Um, you roll past the Mars move, Mars, I'm throwing a buff in one unit, man.
Would I rather buff one unit or my entire fucking board?
I took that random one before and had my carry turn into a useless five cost.
Oh, shit.
Wait am I not supposed to play random list then?
I mean would my game even be over though?
Probably not.
Like in that spot I don't even think my game would be over.
I thought it was still good to learn those.
Nara.
What the fuck is going on?
I fucking hate the defenders then.
I'll just put on your marbles in the game.
Shoulder nod.
I don't know if people are strong and can't even cash us out.
first crown build a bug up a mobility
first round
I can't even take component ladder in this lobby or not component one of the parts.
I don't know what I'm doing.
What's that?
A bomb chain.
I mean, I'll probably just play Xynderling, or Sivir Nilly, but I think I'm happy with
the sixes.
If I can go like this, I will be ecstatic.
I think the other options I just go incinate.
Legit incinate.
I'm not trying to go red buff on fucking Cinderwing.
I'm not trying to go last whisper if I'm just gonna play Cogmaw.
I'm actually just playing tempo.
And just go rod and knock here.
I'm playing for Noddyth anyway.
Alright, that is what it is.
I mean I can just drop this idiot and just not sack and just play this and get some more
damage.
I have no damage.
And surely...
I got no damage.
I'm going to have to play, I actually have to play 3 or 2 East.
I'm going to build this trash.
I'm going to bring more paid.
It'll be sure it's really good for me.
too broad a front line
maybe this useful
I think I'll probably just sell
of
We need to start 2 costs. I mean I could just have worked the weight. I don't need some
fucking money.
I'm pretty sure I have to play...
And I just like to flex my frontliner on Juggernaut.
4 Juggernaut frontlines, cinderling plus 3, Scuttle Crab plus, Scuttle Crab, 4 Juggernauts,
Hunter.
Plus Silver Duo.
32 to level at least I have some damage now I need a cannon if I find a cannon my
by swan's on that.
Did I just play...
Drop, drop, items on a moomoo.
Then you can.
I can probably go 5th this game.
Maybe I can go 4th.
And if I hit Sivir 2, Nidalee 2, 1 millisecond to my roll down, I can go 2nd, maybe 3rd,
maybe 2nd.
Alright.
I'm in Juggernaut plus like Vi in 1 of Sivir, Malphite with a belt.
I cannot.
I did the juggernaut but then I have to sell the next two of these too, they're fine, yes, these are fucking trash.
I lose this, but I gain cog.
I think I have a problem.
Not really.
Not yes, oh, I lose for sure.
Even middle-eat.
What the fuck is forgery I want to do?
There's the Coggle of Rek'Sai, and there's the Bones too.
Ah, great. I fight the one in three that I lose.
Because he has a three on Nidalee.
Yay.
Actually, we?
Okay, I'm scaly.
Wait?
Okay.
Oh, it's a good thing I didn't take out a fucking VirtuBeast, because I would have lost for
sure.
I think 10 years to be.
I think I should hold a subtle crab.
I think this is a 4-1 support in the role, so if I win this round I can actually level.
Okay, I mean, this is just a 4-1s, and then I mean, I could stack one, but I have two
free rolls, and it's permanent in roll 4-1s.
So stack one, I basically only save fucking no gold.
But, hmm.
If I didn't 9-3 here, I'm pretty sure I'd give it 8.
Like Scuttlecraft, this is basically an open slot, never playing the Malphite, and then
And then this is the end that I hit Malphite to reap.
Go for Abbe.
I can go GS and then double Vinsu.
I'm signaling I'm rushing on my boots.
Malphite is really good.
How do I play?
Or Juggernot?
Or my dude?
Juggernot?
Oh shit, Juggernot?
Gs?
Gensu?
Okay, so now I just need Sivir. I mean, I can play Malkai over a Muro and put items on Vi.
No, I can't play that. But how do I play this?
Muro there.
I mean, surely I play Malkai.
Five Juggernaut. I can't drop Cognow.
Sivir over Caitlyn.
I'm not even playing the Rift Beast.
Oh, yeah, I was okay. I just don't play with you this game. Okay. I
Just don't play refused except
Where's my damage? I
Have hundred plus one
I have a hundred holder
Karen's lair is pretty good from the squad
Fuck the Ivern. Fuck this unit. Fuck this unit.
Alright. I just need...
I don't know, where's Ashley good? I just need a...
A Mubu 2. And if I don't hit a Mubu 2, I can stop holding on my Silver 2.
And then this is probably a 3rd.
I can probably actually go 3rd this game.
Which is a fucking Giga win.
All allowed.
I just don't play Rift Beast, or Juggernaut Frontline, I mean I could play...
I have bow rod chain, chain cloak, rod chain, and I play out bow chain.
I mean it's weaker for one turn but then I get to play three enemies from mine.
Alright well, I don't have a two-star tank.
I can't.
That's commerce board rolling for silver, that was my board, it's pretty good and I
I just go 9-4, some dog shit.
And I'm probably going the fucking fourth this game, maybe fifth.
Okay, I mean, okay, I mean, Sivir 2, bro, I 4-1, and this is my board, are we serious?
This is rock 4, man, I mean, I can put items on Vi.
I mean, it's probably is better. It's a fucking a little one-man
Hello, and Italy's fucking useless as well. This is my board
I don't get it treat ladder. I can't catch up on treat ladder fun cash out
My main thing is alive
And my main carry is a synergy
He's not even holding a mumu one two. He's a crackman a mumu three
Three a mumu
Raven
Draven 2 level 9 trait ladder.
I mean 1, 2 are locked.
So I'm probably 4th or 5th.
These guys are not losing a single fucking round.
I could have Ash 2, Kedin 2, a Mumu 3, and I'm probably still not winning a single round against these guys.
Like, bro, this trait ladder shit, it's just a fucking joke, man.
What a fucking joke.
I mean, I actually play tempo and I'm just sitting here rolling for my strongest board,
but yeah, trait ladder, trait ladder.
Can't lose, can't lose.
So these guys are 1-2 locked.
And I can't even find a Mumu 2.
Zero Mumu gone, or three Mumu gone.
There might be more now. Let's see. I'm holding a move inside. That's two. Zero.
One, four, four, four, four.
Over left. All right. By the time I hit a move with two, I probably won't move around. I cannot.
I'll go get him.
Alright, do I still have Ash to work out into?
Mmmmmm.
Ah fuck yeah.
I wanted it.
Man, I'm probably not going to see you regardless.
Oh Rod.
and I'm probably not gonna see you in the world, let's go Rod
let him to this idiot
Oh great, I got a little too, but I'm down a prismatic.
A bog chain.
Can't even beat R1.
And what a surprise, they didn't lose.
Lost some blocks.
No cost to transform to this, there's the beast Elder Dragon.
Nope, she didn't know.
Uh, I don't know, I'm just fine.
OVF, I know Redbubb, I have Baron's lair though.
Let's smash off.
I mean, if I hit two-sword silver, I can stop carrying this fucking cinderling, man.
What the fuck is this?
It's just even though I'm in the middle of a gym.
I can't even beat this pathetic ass forward.
I need YB!
Oh, what a surprise! They didn't lose again!
I can't.
No silver too.
No what's it called too.
I can't.
Treat ladder, treat ladder.
I mean this guy is probably gonna lose to everyone except I'm losing to this guy which
is really bad.
I mean he's level 9 Ashe to set to RE2, level 9 trait tree and I'm loading in with whatever
the fuck this is.
Who am I talking to?
Um, this guy's dead for sure, and this guy's probably dead, so I'm pretty sure I can go
for a kill soon.
Which, honestly, I'm pretty happy with it.
I'm dead in two, but they both won.
For this guy won?
Oh, he's fighting me.
And then this guy is dead, I mean if I fight them it's a gig of bad deed, because I'm pretty
sure I already fought these guys.
RYT Jaco in Black Sheep, all right, no silver, I'm moving Juggernaut plus two, six Juggernaut
from my north.
It's long.
I don't know if it's all the GS.
I don't know if it's all the brands there.
I can't.
I'm too shorty, I'm too GS.
Actually, it's both a combat honestly.
One more server.
I can't
All right, well, I can't fight dumb I know if I Phoenix I'm getting 50 old they haven't fought each other a single time and one two guaranteed
And then if they fight each other I'm gonna go fast what a surprise
and fighting each other so I'm going to but they don't fight each other they're both dead here
Blacksheep is alive by 1 HP.
And then now if I rotate into Blacksheep, oh I can't fight them, okay.
I don't even have silver 2.
I mean I'm probably just going to request this game, don't allow it, the only way to
I won?
How?
How the fuck did I win?
My board is fucking trash.
I was legit playing for a 5th, because 1-2 is already locked, and then my other options
give me a guaranteed 8th.
How the fuck?
Wait, what?
I mean I guess I got that augment that gives HP and I have Baron's lair, so I just whisp
them and he didn't have a combat list. I don't fucking know. What?
I mean this is a really good charm. Loki I can beat him with his charm.
The charm is fucking insane.
I mean if I can hit silver too my board is actually not even bad.
I don't know how to hit silver so I'm dead.
I miss overdue. I'm not really sure how.
Third is very wishful.
I mean whatever, I'll take a fourth. I'm pretty sure even if I went, I mean even if I go like sixth this game
I'm already like satisfied. Fifth, I'm giga satisfied. Fourth, I'm no longer depressed.
I scouted my spot on 2-1. Jesus Christ man. Jesus Christ.
How is trait ladder allowed to be in the game? Two trait ladders and my best option is build the fucking bud.
Bro, ah
Build the bud. Fuck you, man. Build the bud. You played that late game terribly. If I have
Sivir 2, Ash 2, Kedding 2, Maokai 2, maybe, maybe I can beat Cottontail. I can beat one
player. Let me just sit there and not roll a single time for three stages, make it to
my final board, load up against Trait Ladder, and get fucking 30-odd anyway. Nice. Yeah,
Well, no, let's play for win.
Build the bud.
We're winning this game.
Build the bud.
This was a level nine.
You inted how?
I, I, is your monitor on?
Genuinely, is your monitor on?
You are outtapping this.
I'm gonna go get some water
And just go ahead and look at my prismatic.
Look at my prismatic.
Look what my prismatic got me.
And then just take a look.
I'll be right back.
I'm going to get some water.
Just study this graph.
All right, all right.
Alright, is Buildabud ever beating this?
I could have every 2 star legendary in the game, and I'm going to get fucked.
Vaughn, full item, 2 components, he's up 5 components and a Vaughn on top of him going
full legendary as well because they cashed out 50 gold.
I mean usually you just take the 10, if you take the 10 and you just did, you're going to win anyway.
But you could have had 6 Juggernaut and just never die while your Cinder scales.
Overhawn?
My bad.
Oh, it's one of these.
One of them is primal.
What?
This is Vanguard?
What?
Oh, oh.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, it's one of these.
Oh, oh, oh, what the fuck?
You're telling me?
Not much.
No, I threw that game.
I am actually certain that I don't think,
I don't even think a robot could get higher than a fucking fourth that game.
No cap.
Why do you take trait ladder?
Because I didn't get offered it.
I load up.
Let's say I had Kennen 2, Ash 2, Maokai 2.
I can just recreate both of their boards.
One guy had Maokai 2, the other guy had Taric 2.
It's probably easiest box.
Some random ass lucks they had.
This guy probably had Taric Sentinel.
No, I think they're both playing Maokai and a Moo Moo.
I mean, yeah. No, don't worry. By the time the cinderling scales 30 seconds into the fight,
I think the Lux out damages my Cinderwing in one ult.
I don't think I...
I...
I can't.
6-4-2-4.
Deadlier Blades into Nidalee, Malphite 2-1, can it beat trait ladder?
Probably.
If you have...
I mean, it just depends how many lives a trait ladder catches out with, because they're
You're going to outscale you eventually, but you can kill them on like stage 5 maybe.
What's course we need for the last few games?
I'm pretty sure I'm already guaranteed into the next day.
I mean three top players in a row, like I'm pretty sure that's like legit guaranteed.
And that's that somehow just go like 88 but like obviously like the points of research are still want to
But the points of research are so under well, but
Like so today they cut body
And right now the columns at 13 and at 20, okay, I mean honestly 88 is kind of scary, but I mean I
I genuinely can't wait.
Can't invite. Oh no, no!
Robin, I'm Eeprod.
I know, I already, it's Eeprod.
All right, I'm going to go pee.
you
Just because it doesn't have waging sense in it, this stuff doesn't mean the lobby. These players are all good.
Robin, Camille, Chunington, Ty Wayne, these players are bad?
You literally call all players shit? No, I call half the players shit.
of
the
I just needed, I mean team was really good. I just used some frontline and I rolled five
back nine minutes. So I guess I'll be open again.
last to me
you can scope around
I'm gonna have Teemo too
I'm going to
I'm pretty sure I want to angle towards the game.
I mean, I can also collect her and just play Yi anyway and just collect a Rengar for gold.
Where's the other guy with the leaves?
Thunder plus one.
I think it's a good one for me, for sure, but I don't think it's very fabulous.
This is just a dafter.
It's kind of worth it.
Which is cool.
It's a strong swap though.
It's kind of slow, can't be bad even though it is...
I think I might have lost because it's attacking my Rengar immediately and it's dead, but that can't be good.
I'm not going to lose anyway but my Rengar could have killed two of you.
What the waging?
What the fuck?
Is that so good?
One thing's being pushed much longer.
That dies.
Are you being marked?
I mean it's collector, it says it's collector IE plus one, I don't make sense.
of
I'm pretty sure this takedown is the difference of me holding the shun or not.
and then yeah
I'm like, oh, insane on level five, but basically pre-level to six, making 20 ie collector bow
every morning saying if I could just commit to uh, you know, but I guess we're gonna be liking
I think it's useful, not really, is this useful?
No, this is, yes, rounder, little front hand, here, oh, no, I find them unworthy.
I'm beltier play around cloak is only gargoyle your belt your
He's got a good bear sheet.
I got nothing.
Tree tree.
First grab bag.
Is that for a forger?
No.
I can't even reload Rengar.
Baron's lair.
Tree tree.
Rangle back.
Spellweaver's spriking over wood.
All right. Well, that's all good.
I need someone to remember as well.
That's not even true.
i.e. collector, bow, cloak
this gets upgraded
I mean I'm playing silver for sure and I'm probably playing a brawl
brawler for sure I don't have to play ripfiece brawler's silver of ellios and I must play
by then.
I just finished the red blood first.
I mean, it actually can't be bad.
There's a little...
No, honestly, I should just finish the guard level first.
Like Ophelios, Sivir, I mean I could play Hunter Nidalee as well, but I can also just Hunter Ophelios.
Gonna play a brawler
Red buff
This thing is brawler, pretty round close
There's a fuckin' meltlight
I'm always playing Kog as well.
I might play Bramble Lock if I already have it.
I don't have to play
I don't have to play mom a
beat.
I'm a four is ass.
I also don't even have to play MamaBeat or Refeast, especially as S.
I just don't play MamaBeat this game.
And I just play one of Midori or Vibe with the Pogmaw, and I just roll for as much ground
as possible.
I'm just going to get baited by any of them.
I'm just going to be actually easy.
It's just, he got an RSC.
RSC
Ginsu
Brawl
Also, I'm broke as fuck
And this is rapid fire for now
And I'm gonna play rupees for now because I have this
I don't even have to play the Brambleback. I should probably play Diana, if I'm playing Brambleback.
I'm just 4.
We have Gargoyle QSS.
I mean, if I hit my units with like two amount of gold, my board is pretty good, yup.
Primal emblem, fuckin' useless.
Unfortunately, tier, Hunter, Collector...
Oh, she was nice.
An upgrade happened too.
I am fucking broke.
Rumbleback and Sivakade.
Clifter, IE, Red buff.
This Hunter, QSS.
And I'll sell these eventually.
Honestly, the board actually is pretty good considering how broke I am.
Considering how poor I am, my board is not even bad.
I can be one of the heckrums.
And so this heckrum is no synergy.
I have the silver paired and the nude paired.
And this is just a job or not for this
It's fucking useless
Vibed move items to this for one turn
I'm a horse not even that bad little thief. That's a bravenger
here or forge
They're on cloak
I mean, I'm actually pretty close to spiking. Yep
One of the dragon
I don't deserve to hit a frontline in this game, I'm so bored.
Alright, Brambleback 2, I could eventually drop out of the fucking idiot Rift Beast for
like a Felios Diana and that's just my board, I'm just gonna Felios with a bow is that good?
Not really.
I'm going to Phelios with Bow, and then I'm stuck playing by Stuttlecrab.
And then if I hit Set 2,
Rapid Fire, QSS, Hunter.
And it's bad with Sivir because you can't get the first reset.
I'm too ported to go for Nidalee.
The Krug is an idiot.
but it's probably just a phillis over this and I just play the game
and I don't know how the fuck this game is better for me than this
I mean there's a rock
does that do anything here?
nice view
Okay, I mean my board, if I had one more Fallen unit, it's not even bad, no key.
Nice.
Yeah.
That guy's flicker blade.
Who the fuck do I beat?
My frontline is ass!
Okay.
I'm gonna moon move over Scuttlecrab and it's okay.
I am broken apart.
Google...
Another affilius.
Okay, if I...
I'm not going to go Hunter, but now that it's this two-sword, QSS, Hunter, it's fine.
Alright.
Where do I meet?
This is actually strong, but yeah, I don't know how I'm gonna sail my board.
Clutch is better on, uh, what's his name?
Okay, it's better on Apilios, but then I have Kraken.
Now that I've Kraken...
Kraken Collector Red.
And then I split the IE on the Silver.
Kraken Collector Red. I can also drop the Fire...
Silver...
and the IE.
I'm gonna lose that, and it's probably better for sure.
I get it too, I'm only for a CROB 2.
I think it's better for sure.
now so even though my frontline is ass I legit have infinite damage but yeah I
don't know how I'm supposed to change my frontline here I think I would have to
drop I mean it's probably I have to build last whisper and I can drop
common for one more phone unit it would be like terrify or something or like
rock to but I can't hold them too far I can use this and what is tarot on the HB
I'm fighting a Malphite first. Okay, at least I'm probably reaching over here, right?
I need to be front-loaded, now I can really use two reeds, three strongest, one, two,
I have no red buff and I have no card maw.
Okay, whatever.
Maybe it's still fine.
Maybe it's still fine
I definitely killed the first unit first
I mean I have no red buff
I had no red buff, no cogmaw.
It's actually scary as fuck.
I have no anti armor, no anti heal.
I mean I wouldn't beat this guy even without this, but I don't even know if I even got
stronger by the way.
Holy shit.
There's Primo plus one, there's also Vanguard plus one.
I can also go and item her backline.
Okay, I mean, okay.
My tank is a Vi by the way. It's a fucking Vi.
I cannot, man.
Uh, okay.
That's pretty good, he needs to re-unbend his walk and honestly no robbing from his walk.
He did not swap.
Okay, I have so much damage to Malthic Dive-ins.
I lost anyway.
OK.
I'm dead as fuck this guy is fucking Thanos and it doesn't help them my my
I just have to kill one more unit and I go forth man.
Bro, like I actually salvaged my spot man.
Fuck.
Like I should have just only positioned for,
I should have just only positioned for this guy
to kill as many units as possible.
Like this matchup is unwinnable,
but if I can kill one more unit, I win this time right there.
And it was how core I was, like for all the way,
I wanna play, okay, if I just hit a Yi artifact,
Like, it's just an instant to talk to, man.
Legit instant.
But instead, he hits the Yi artifact.
And now look at his spot, man.
Any idiot can just reroll by fucking, by Yi, man.
Ah, fuck.
No, no.
No.
Bro, I actually salvaged this into a powerful, man.
Fuck.
But like, fuck, man.
I actually lost, fuck.
No.
Oh
Like what cuz I had six HP here three
So he killed like one for like I just have to kill one more unit and if I position like a human or opposition
I mean all I have to do is just recognize that like chances are one of them are going to die
And I just have to like position away where I'm not even trying to win the fight. I'm never beating this guy
I'm never beating
I mean, I can beat this guy maybe, and I'm never beating this guy, and honestly, I don't think my matchup into Kale is terrible.
The only one that I can actually beat is...
I can beat this guy if I kill something instantly.
I mean, he's all a 9 now, so I'm probably going to lose. Was this the defender guide?
Uh...
I mean, this matchup was legit unwinnable. It's just straight up unwinnable.
And then I think this guy is, okay, I think he had Sunfire on his Malfoy before.
I mean, I can actually beat this guy maybe, but not really. Okay.
And then I never beat Robin, I never beat the Cassio Bia guy.
But I can, I can kill units and all I have to do is just kill units because I'm probably dead.
I'm probably dead, I kill units and just pray that one of these two lose and one of them did lose,
but I didn't kill enough units because I'm stupid.
stupid. I positioned to try to win, but I shouldn't even try to win from that spot.
Aw man. Aw, good. Aw, good. Aw, it's already in. Aw, man. Wasn't that game actually a top
4? Fuck! Bro, I hate losing placements to fucking bad play, man. Like, when I lose placements
and not hitting mouth like it is what it is but like that game tonight like I
shouldn't have gone for it that game fuck man
ah oh god I am ass oh my god I am fucking ass
Oh my god, who's actually a Ford?
Oh my god.
Oh, yeah.
I think your level 7 was troll as well.
Oh, when you have Collector and Rengar on your board?
God forbid I lose 2 gold.
Oh, bro, you killed your econ, you lost two of them!
What?
If I just killed one extra unit, I'd get all my gold back!
Oh, I'm closing out for 24 points.
I mean I feel like not one game did I get like a good fucking stage 2 opener.
Like have I gotten a single fucking upgraded stage, upgrade stage 2?
No, I'm just loading the stage 2 every single game with a fucking leota 1 and some dog shit man.
And then that game I had Yi with a BF bow and if I just get RFC, Wits end, or flicker blade,
Don't I just click one button, and I'm instantly top two?
Legit- one click of a button I'm top two, one click.
One click.
One click of a button.
I'm top two, one click.
Even if it's contested, it doesn't even fucking matter, like...
Like, it is just like, it's so weird, man.
I also had a braindoller man. I had a braindoller as well, I can't.
This could have been mean.
I'm pretty sure I would want that fight anyway, but that shit is actually broken.
I honestly, this second win.
I think we rolled Warbog's Bramble here.
That's really good.
Is a Mumu rolled Warbog's Bramble?
What is he playing on his board?
Why does he have a Eumara on his board?
Or Blossom? What happened to his fiddle stick?
I guess it's 4 plus 1, but he's stacking a Yorick?
Blossom.
Or Executioner.
Blossom.
I mean, that is fine. I don't know what else we can play, but I don't know. Wait, he has 4 plus 1, so he's not playing Fiddlesticks.
Okay, I mean, if he can level for Kennen 2 plus 1... Oh! Wait, he has Blackboard Lux, wait?
Why? I think he went in for Quitter. I mean, I wanted to Quitter at Hellios, but then it hits in there.
Like the other one was not that good though. Like I could go attack speed but it's so back loaded.
And basically it's larger on the thing than you think it was there.
Now I was just gonna play the Holy Ghost.
Like I could go HP but like that one's like so back loaded.
Like the item I'm never going to pull is from that spot and then the attack speed is so back loaded.
But it's probably still attack speed.
I mean if I knew I was sitting server 2 first it's attack speed for sure right?
But like if I hit Aphelios too, then I mean, they don't even have the same units.
He's level 10, what do you play?
Oh, Blackthorn?
Wait, and then now he's stacking a Mu too?
Wait, is he stronger now?
Is T.V. on someone?
Uh, like Loki?
I mean, this mouth blink was unkillable.
It's taking the Z forever.
It's dead.
This could have been me, man.
I had a Master Yi and Portable Forge.
Oh, yeah, I'm guaranteed.
And if I go 8-10 I'm still guaranteed 2, but like, pro...
But like, I mean, pro, no, I should, I should not, don't kill me man, I should win 4th that game, but fuck you.
No, no...
No...
Also you had Timo 2 on 2-1, hello?
Oh yeah, Timo with a bow BF.
And I have no fucking brawlers to support the Timo.
I'm never going to be playing around fucking sprykin.
BoBF, my frontline with Teemo is Leona fucking Chin.
Woohoo!
When I have Rengar and Yi with BoBF, who the fuck is making Teemo do?
I- what?
Oh, god.
I'm in the top half of a 32-player tournament.
I'm WASHED! You're WASHED! You didn't go first! You're WASHED!
Ah, it's good to see wigwog at 13 points. This guy was in my chat talking shit.
Slash, use your wigwog. And now I'm UNTILTED.
Don't you worry, you will see precedent soon, and I don't mean in GM, you will suffer
and then upset max tier 1.
It's just another tournament, another fucking gap.
The K3 mob, it's all good.
Except I should be at 25 points here, man.
Fuck you man.
No I'm tilted, I can't look at that.
If I look at that I'm gonna get fucking tilted.
Alright.
There's a one more game and I'm probably gonna play some solo queue after I
did this kind of fun like okay the thing is tournament is fun because it's
competitive but I much it's so much more fun just bitching for 20 hours straight
And then range meeting you guys you guys raise reading me back bro fuck it bro fuck TFT man
I I I don't want to fuck it sit here and sweat man. I'm just trying to fucking. I'm just trying to play some TFT
It's just a lax. I mean, I don't care if I go eat, but here I go fucking fuck more. I'm depressed and now I'm depressed
Can you play until casual every day buddy in your contract is there a is there LCK today?
Okay, OCK's schedule.
Is it a GenGHLD today?
Let's see.
Oh, it is.
Ooh.
I mean, I don't really care who wins,
but I know what's that all beyond.
And I don't wanna advertise anything,
So I'm not gonna say don't tell me in fact, I'm retired.
All right.
What's the de-gaming mode?
De-gaming mode.
Question mark.
Wait, is Emmy doing okay?
She was whimpering at me earlier.
I mean, I don't know, is this still on the internet?
And now I'm depressed.
What the fuck is this?
Jay Jaguar
What's the gamble for today? I cannot. Well, I'm actually trying to rob him. I need to
focus on TFT, man. I suck. Oh, good. Oh, and also the first game, I'm pretty sure, like,
There's like something, like, oh, get it.
Cool place.
I'm at 24.
I should be at 25.
Oh, get it.
I mean, it's fine.
No matter what, I'm in day two,
and then I'll pick up the slack tomorrow.
It's top 24 move on.
And right now the cutoff is at 18.
So unless everyone here goes first,
I mean, it's not possible.
But I'm down to end on, let me end on a top two.
So I get two.
Let's see top two is what seven points. All right, let's get the 31 points 31 points
And then I'm in a good spot to get final lobby and I'm back. All right
All right
Focus please
I'm tired.
I slept a total of like 4 hours yesterday.
I stayed up to watch DK.
But you're gonna go first this game.
I hope so, man.
I hope so.
I don't get it.
All right, last game.
What does he need?
I don't, I, guys, okay, listen.
I don't, okay, hold on, listen, okay, here, okay.
Are there new viewers here?
Because I actually recognize a lot of you guys.
Well, honestly, there's probably people
that are new to DFD, or like coming back
and don't know the format.
All right, so day one of these tournaments
is always 32 players play in the bot 8K cut.
So you see this red line?
This red line is like the bot 8K cut.
So then tomorrow, we're gonna play three games.
We play three games, and then the bot,
oh, they changed it to three, they said, what the fuck?
Okay, okay, so, and then, so tomorrow there's 24 players,
and then you play three games,
and then the bot eight get cut again,
then you play two more games,
and then bot four and top four,
bot four get cut, top four auto-qualified
for the final lobby,
and then there's eight players left,
and then they play two games, and then, and then you eat.
All right, all right.
What is the explanation I've ever heard, really?
What else can I say?
All right, can I get some a good opener? I feel like good opener in this galaxy is so
Master Yi.
I can't even type.
Okay, why do I need to frontline you? I need a gorg.
Also, Yi without Artifact is kinda mid, but...
Gold opener is actually a scam, because other people probably didn't hit their shit.
Probably gonna hit units, or like hit a Yi or something.
And then there's Kassiopeia, Kassiopeia, Kog'Maw.
Chinko Boe, Chinko Terran Boe.
Backline Blueprint, you're gonna take your favorite Slammin' Backline Blueprint, where I get...
I got the Ravager plus one, that is fucking Jesus.
Y'all rick, beautiful dream, it's blue eyes.
I'm old, Blossom in.
I mean, I can play Diana.
I mean, do I just play, like, Ravager with...
I mean, I could also just play the fucking Hecron Diana, though, except it's not that good without...
Also, these items are shit.
Which is what probably happened to it.
I mean, why do I just play this game, then, and just try to figure it out?
Just search for NaughtyEth again.
Probably, I missed BSWord as well.
I don't even know what the problem is with the play with ravager.
I'm just trying to fastime.
Ravager.
Ravager for Ravager.
Ravager.
Lover of Niana.
Blossom next turn.
Vanguard plus what's it called.
I'm gonna level down last. I cannot.
That's the actual gig of that beat.
I mean, I just don't know what I'm going to play with Ravager plus one.
Ravager plus one.
The holder gains a Ravager tree to gain 3%.
Obviously I just flexed a random ass morgana on my board. No Diana
Like ravager morgana with the red buff tonight, just play the game
Probably
And I just roll for rock ravager morgana
What is for ravager do?
Level five
I can go Ravager plus 2.
for the cloak.
It's not a one-cost though.
I mean it keeps it getting easy I guess but I put one on both.
And it's not actually good.
Like one ravager on Brambleback and one ravager. No, no not Brambleback. One ravager on...
I think I'm going to go Nidalee, Nidalee Apheleos, I can also go Brafen plus one, that's pretty good though, who am I talking to?
I'm going to go after Invoker, Blossom, let's do this, let's see what we need, Executioner.
I could also just go rapid fire and then just play nidalee plus...
hmmm...
That's the...
hmmm...
Okay.
Okay, Ravager plus 2 or Rapid plus 1?
I'm gonna apply Makin' 20, Blossom Charm next turn.
I can't hold first.
I'm gonna hold Cog, 2-0-P.
I have red buff play around gloves that highest level two cost and forms into a three cost
Ravager Rengar. Ravager Rengar.
Can I find someone open please? I have a two street here.
Is that open?
Yeah, I'm here.
I'm bored of that falls like crazy.
I'm gonna go to the other side
It's trans-fog
It's also trans-fog
I think I saw it
I mean I'm like uncontested on the line, at least.
I just thought it would be very bad.
Automatic and pointy. I mean I go rapid plus one at all.
Rapid plus one, play around, love, love.
I'm sort of one cause chance.
Up to the whole.
Uhhh, this is kind of cheap.
I'm sort of one cause chance.
I mean, I could also just go last whisper and then not have to build.
No.
I mean, it's probably rapid plus one, honestly.
Rapid plus one.
I just pray I don't die this age even when my board is complete dog shit.
I think I would rather need a Hunter plus 1. Epic roll down. I'm kind of poor. I'm actually
kind of for uh
null fight
executioner defender
I can play Sprite and Rengar, but I don't have a- I mean, it's probably just Sack the
Coven.
I might Sack into Sprite as well, but I need another Rapporteur on Scrooge.
My board is ass.
Oh, the height is so high though.
I could have kept a Fender for a guaranteed.
I mean Luna's pretty good I guess.
I have a melt fight but I can't even play this game.
I mean I can play Coven right now I guess.
This human is not taking without...
What is this?
This is my board.
I mean, okay, I don't know what the fuck was to do with Coven.
Nah, this shit is fucked, man.
My items are terrible.
I mean, I probably just go IU and play the game, but if I go strike and Rengar on Mief,
Lunar Revolve, bro, it was epic roll down.
I didn't take epic roll down and now Mief.
And now Mief.
But, I mean, if I hit anything decent, I also can reforge my Ravager, it's actually good
this fuck man and now me there's a mouth over the belt what the fuck does that do I mean I'm
pretty sure it's just rapid plus one and I just go IE and I just play I play around the Luna
Okay, I mean at least I have a setup I guess.
I just have a free lunar plus one and that's it.
I'm not even using...
Huh.
Alright, well that's not good.
I think I am fucked.
What a beautiful dream is live.
There's the action.
I always find a weak spot.
I'm pretty good.
If I do this...
I didn't put Covenant on.
I'm just going to unit with that Covenant.
I can also just make the last...
this okay I mean it's fine I've come cash out am I getting 85 guaranteed no I just ditched
I could get two more cashouts.
I
Man this is one guy
I would have fun for
I catch up one more 40 so I'm not even that forward
Alright, honestly 50 ADHP? It's not even that bad. I'm making 50 again. I'm catching another four of old.
There's a Nidalee so I could play...
I don't even have to play Mama Beak again. Probably always playing Brawl back. I could play Nidalee, but then...
I didn't really know how to play I didn't play Pog anyway, I'm serious, I'm a back sentinel, I'm not that good at playing somewhere.
Reforger? No Reforger, I can't.
Stara's Glove Chain.
Fucking useless.
I'm fighting all in.
I have two dead emblems.
I cannot.
Getting a reforger like here would be like a huge deal, though, because if I get a reforger
now, I know what to roll for.
If I get it like later, I'm not going to be able to roll, or I'm not going to be able
to find the units.
I'm 44 each be like
Invested I just get my board
There's probably a whole rock until I find...
Who the fuck was Sterak?
Sterak, Rapid Fire, Red Eye, E...
Who the fuck was I, Spraykin?
I mean, it's definitely just a Mulu plus Naukai at my frontline.
I mean, I'm actually really close to spiking. I need one more damage item.
Alright, board is actually good.
I don't have to play this.
What the rock fuck the what's it called I just play to ravager to Vanguard okay, I play
middly randomly with with by by by a moomoo maybe I play for juggernaut
I don't know why I'm holding this.
Okay, Nidalee 2 with Rapid, plus 1, and then Gargoyle, this, and then Vi is Executioner
with Nidalee.
and I have coven plus one, zero plus one.
I mean surely I put these, these, I have two removers and that's fine, 20 armor, 20 MRs,
that's good enough, alright G. Alright, and then now I just need to find some items and
I'm back.
Alright, fuck the Malkai.
Never anymore, P.O.
Okay.
I mean, my board is not even bad.
Like, honestly, this Breville backfucking sucks.
Uh, it's just, ah, shit. Like, now that I hit Nidalee 2, like, now I want to rock back.
Just rock 2 over Breville back, my board's good.
But after hitting the Moon 2, like, I don't really want to roll for...
5 cost BF sword, is that good?
I mean, I'll just play Ivern.
Ivern on the board, no Breville back, and I just try to go 9 on this board.
A Mu Mu 2 by Middly, Adapter. This is just a fucking 5-boomer bot, and then I just try to nine.
Okay, I mean, this looks fine. One more for Charm.
What is Brownleaf doing? He has no items. He's not gonna have any extra lessons in the game.
Uh, okay, I probably shouldn't bleed stones.
Uh, also should I just blue this for now?
Probably.
Okay, then.
I'm full plump.
Against a radiant.
Okay.
This is my tank item, 20 armor, 20 MR.
Oh my god.
This is my carry item, a fucking rapid fire plus one.
Oh my god.
Alright, it gives AMP, and this gives armor and MR, but not really, because it gives like
a total of two armor and MR.
That is not even worth positioning poorly for, because it might just wrap.
Okay, I just level for more front line.
I mean, it's Taric.
I just level for Taric with my board.
My board is actually good.
We've killed him now, but my board is actually good, man.
Okay, it's about to be a really good though.
Oh my fucking god, I fought this guy twice.
Oh wait, no, I didn't. The other guy hit Malfrey, this guy hit Malfrey 2 as well.
I didn't decide also hit Malfrey 2 or not.
Yes?
Oh my fucking god, I mean, the board's actually good.
Oh, god, uh...
I mean, it's gonna be really good though.
Managing...
...Ravager's useless.
Alright.
I just need...
Oh, I said I put Luthor on, what's it called?
Especially if he's in a...
Oh, that much is very interesting.
I'm good on him.
I mean, I could go Blue buff.
Blue buff plus one.
Kraken.
I'm Paul Mal.
Kraken, Blue buff.
I got him for Forger.
I have to go blue buff, blue buff plus one, Kraken, I have Palmao, Kraken blue buff, I've got a reforger.
Kraken, I've got Juggernaut and Ravager, that's actually pretty good.
Okay, and then I just leveled for four juggernaut.
I can also drop Ivan for four juggernaut right now, that's better for sure, I only got a
third tank item.
I'm fighting Malfight 2 again.
Hello?
So how do I fight Malfight 2 with the Malfight 2?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Am I cutting the level though?
I mean that's useless. I need to go for a combat term though.
It's also Vanguard I guess.
What the fuck happened to my front line?
I didn't even play rock.
I'm actually so close to nine but I can't level to nine but I can't roll I mean if
If I die, I die. I refuse. I die, I die. It is what it is.
I mean, I'm dying for this, but I need to go nine.
I could sap this.
I mean, it's going to be better than scope or...
Alright, fuck it.
And I'm leveling four...
I mean, if I could start one turn, my port is actually good.
Okay, because now I can get a combat charm and, okay nice, okay, top five guaranteed.
I can actually win this game, like, I mean, if I lost this round then it is what it is,
but I can actually win this.
Okay, there's a TG, there's a GA, a loon.
Okay, no, no, I need a fucking phoenix.
What the fuck do you mean?
Okay, third tank item, that's good.
And,
J.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, wait.
Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, I'm dead as fuck.
I mean, this guy's consuming for a giant and mighty fiddle.
Oh, he's not fiddle three yet.
But he's one of them fiddle three, but...
Oh, not GG, not GG, man.
Oh, not GG.
I can get Executioner in one of them Boker or I mean I don't know how to do it for them.
And that's why I can play like Defender, and what the fuck does Executioner do, Defender
is very good.
I don't even know who I can fight.
I can't.
I know who I can fight.
I'm dead as fuck, man.
And the one trade I didn't get is Defender.
Roll.
I'm actually going to be really strong man.
I don't get it, I'm dead as fuck.
Besides, if he hit Fiddle 3 this turn man, he's legit Thanos.
I'm actually close to winning out, this guy's legit Thanos.
On the second strongest in the lobby, I win this lobby, he doesn't have Giant and Mighty Fiddle 3, fucking Rammus 3 and Cast 3 man.
No, it was close.
Like after I got the reforger, it wasn't my spot actually good.
Like I can actually win this game.
I can win this game, man.
You had Orbs sitting there a whole- wait, really?
Where?
You had an Orbs stuck top left.
What?
Was it a Glorma or was it a Grey Orb?
Oh, it's great. Okay, whatever. Oh, good. Alright, how many points am I at?
Oh, no. Like, this game is so close. Like, wasn't my board actually decent for, like,
how, like, for what emblems I had? And my prismatic is, okay, honestly, my, okay, never mind.
I just realized my prismatic. Okay, my board's actually good. It's just that the problem is
My prismatic is fucking invested, but if I didn't take invested like I'm not just dead. I was so poor
Invested with zero like with zero fucking front-loaded stat and the board is not even bad man
All right, how many points did I get I got?
Four so I'm at 28. Oh, I'm the same amount of points it sets ago. I mean that's pretty good, man
All right
Alright. Alright. Alright.
Maybe you out, bud. Even if I'm with 8th back game, I was guaranteed in.
Bro, it's just fucking rage bait.
Maybe you out, bud. How, man? How can you not go a single bot too, and then, and then...
Oh, yeah, now you're out.
What?
Oh.
Oh, god.
I play 16th. I'm at 20 points, which is probably like...
What place is 28?
Like, probably like, top...
It's probably like 16th.
Oh, that's okay.
I mean, okay. Like, the thing is though, like...
If I can get one good AP opener, isn't my game just GG?
I didn't get to play a single game of mouth fight, man.
Can I just get a spot where everyone in the lobby scouts me and they're just like, oh
shit, this guy's mouth fight, and then they get fucking BTF old off to play stupid ass
aphelios?
Bro, I don't want to play aphelios silver, man, I'm trying to play Xyra mouth fight.
But when I scout around and someone has like gargoyle plus like fucking rod and then has a full upgraded frontline
And has like a mouth plate on stage three like what I'm supposed to just sit there. Yeah, now I'm out by this well
Like bro, I'm just gonna send myself a it's not good man
I don't know what 28 points when you guys think I'm a hard stuff D3 I mean I mean shit
you think a diamond 3 player is getting 28 points I don't think so but I'm not saying
My 28 points is not good by the way, but I've made final lobby like multiple times coming in from 28 points
So it's actually fine
But ideally like I'm at like 30 30 points right now
Bad
Wait, I'm just back. You in for day 2 at KDVS? Hope so.
CEDGS.
Bro.
Fuck you, man. I don't know if you're trying to rave fate, but in case you are, fuck you.
Alright. Bro, no, man, I don't care, man.
Like, okay, the thing is, I guarantee you, listen, you guys think Setsuko's the go-right?
Do you guys think set goes to go?
Yes?
We have the same amount of points.
I'm telling you, this set, it is like, okay, in the previous set when I just put the corki
in the bag, even then, it is legit impossible to play perfect TFT.
It is fucking impossible.
There is no such thing as perfect TFT.
Legit no such thing.
And this set is actually hard as fuck.
Like isn't this set like the roll downs are actually flexible and then you kind of just like one of those like plus in and out
like around your items and and in your front line that you actually hit like the trade-off is actually good
Like this set is like it's so easy. Are you hungry? Oh, can I get ice cream the frozen yogurt?
Be like it's so easy
to to look horrendous on
this set because the thing is
It's like, it's, it's, it's, it's actually hard.
Like, isn't this shit actually hard?
Like, I'm not even trying to, I'm not even trying to like,
make excuses like, oh yeah, like,
the only reason it's hard is because you're ass.
Like, are, are other streamers looking like,
like, like really lost sometimes?
Like, it's not even that they're lost,
it's like that it's not fully optimized.
Like, it's like, there's, there can always be
a slight optimization to make it better.
No, I mean, that's just, you don't, you don't understand.
Like, you just don't know.
Like you genuinely just don't know, like you don't even know what can make you like what can optimize it.
That's the problem, but like it's like you finish your roll down and you could easily
like and then like you like like okay in every 10 shop roll down I guarantee you
you can play a hundred fucking games.
Okay, obviously if you have 30 minutes to play it, you probably can make like a new perfect like like board.
But given that you have 30 seconds, anyone can roll for their board, but I guarantee you you will never be ending up in 100 roll downs, you will never be ending up in a fully optimized board.
I guarantee it.
It's legit.
It's like, bro, like after you finish your roll down, you could have done something else different.
And then like the moment you see set pair, okay
Well now I need to hold like Krug and then the moment you see like two nidalee
And then you have one of ellioms now you need to hold like probably by and maybe shuttle grab and then the thing is like on your
Rolldown you're probably not even thinking about holding it
But after you finish your turn and you assign your items you realize like oh shit. I kind of want buy on my final board here
I kind of want to upgrade this and then you just not holding a buy pair could easily be a fight dip on on one of the
Naw naw naw, no, like it's actually,
no, this set's actually hard, man,
like it's actually impossible to play perfect.
I'm telling you, like no, it's actually hard.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's actually hard, man.
It's like that game, like,
would you guys have sold Rock-Pair
after hitting a move too?
You wanna just sat there and tell him,
I need rock! I need fucking rock!
No you fucking don't! I have rapid fire plus one.
I don't have to play mama beak and then I get nidalee two.
Like I'm nidalee paired and I don't have fucking...
I don't need to play fucking brambleback because I can just play nidalee.
And then I just play nidalee plus vi plus...
Yeah, nidalee plus vi and then I play a moomoo and then I can just try to...
Like it's actually hard man.
Like you can just open sell the fucking rock and then not play the stupid ass rock and then like...
Nah, it's actually hard.
I'm so good. I'm so good.
You're gonna be falling for it.
This looks pretty good.
Okay, where are my openers like this?
Where are my openers like this in tournament? Fuck you, man. Fuck you!
Like look I just jammed but like I mean if it looks close I mean even if I win like two rounds it's just guaranteed top whatever pop something
I mean Archangel will disobey her on me
just look at my spot man it's just I look at my spot I'm already guaranteed top
three man like oh my where the fuck are these openers I don't get it Archangel
slam play around bells when I have a least two for my fucking kickstart I have
infinite tempo my stage two is good my stage three is gonna be good I have
Archangel scaling on infinite frontline make ten here level next turn and then
Oh no, GG. Bro, this is an instant top two.
And then now I just put the mouth bite in the bag.
Does Kickstarter always give you a two star?
What do you mean?
What does that even mean?
Stretch! It comes to me!
This guy looks like fucking giga Thanos, I will not be leveling.
Oh, I don't get it.
Oh, you still have a turning ability? Oh, sure, thank you.
I'm gonna drop this mortgage.
Did he make it out? What do you think? Have I gotten day one a single fucking time? No man, it's impossible.
My playstyle in Tournament is too...
Like, it's like...
My playstyle in Tournament, it's legit...
No, ever since TPC came out,
I have not gone day one to single time.
It's legit impossible, man.
You legit have to laurel so fucking hard.
Like, no, no, no, no.
It's legit impossible.
Like, if my spot loads horrendous,
I can probably still go to tier six.
The only time I go, I mean, for a while.
Okay, I'm looking at my spot now after putting this down my spots not even good and now okay never mind
I'm back. All right, never mind. It's fucking good again. I'm back
It's argumental good on a lease it's actually pretty good, but then I have to commit a remover onto this unit
You can do I want to commit a remover on this
Let me see
Probably
Alright, I can just saw that make 20.
I can also hold closets and try to win rounds.
Honestly, closets fair.
What does this AP skill have?
That's pretty good.
135 AP skill a lot.
What's his AP skill in this game?
That's pretty good. 135 AP skill a lot.
Oh shit, we arching down this unit is actually kinda crazy.
His feeding is good, or bad feeding is good. I don't know, uh...
I kind of want to bring this round of arcades on this.
I, uh...
I don't know why feeding has so... what the?
Why is there so much feeding slander? Is a real question.
I can't...
Belt? I mean, it's probably because I talk shit to him about him all the time, but... yeah.
Uhhh...
Hello K3, we have the same points today.
Bro, no, set to go, I'm ass.
Wait, okay, wait, set to go. Like, you lost placements for sure, right?
Like, you, like, I'm not, like, I'm not saying you didn't low roll,
but like, you lost placements for sure, right?
Like, isn't this set actually hard?
I don't get it!
Like, bro, I'm like starting to think that TFT is actually difficult.
Miss Caution, Stu, I can't.
I don't know, I just want to say, you really come for fun and died on stage 4.
Okay, well I mean that's your fault.
I don't know, I don't know.
I am level 530 gold cameos 2, at least 2.
I can't.
What the fuck am I fighting?
Warwick 2, GA, Kraken, Elderwood, 30 upgrades, Wrangler on board.
Oh wait, where's the tracker?
Masters.
90LP.
I can't.
I mean this spot's pretty good.
I have Arc, Glove, Belt, and then I just flex around like whatever.
I mean I could make it and save the gold, or I could just get the two rolls and maybe
I could play Blossom mid game.
I could play Blossom mid game and just roll over and Blossom.
What is this?
Happy?
What the fuck is this noise?
Oh, oh, is it the Frozen Yoruba machine?
Oh, it might be the Frozen Yoruba machine.
Oh, by the way, no ad.
The ninja creamy that shit is a fucking giga steal.
That shit you just get some yogurt, you freeze that shit and then you just use the ninja
creamy and just fucking scroll that and it's literally better than frozen yogurt you buy
in store, no ad.
It's loud as fuck though, it is loud as fuck.
I wake Emmy and Sarah in the morning for the frozen door sometimes, but like, no, it's not a spot like it
It's pretty good
So where are my openers like this in tournament look at my spot just take a look just take a look is my spot not
Guaranteed top four legit guaranteed every single game. I'm just sitting there like just bitch of my ass off because I'm just like man
my spot is ass. Who gay ears? Who gay ears? Okay never mind. My spot is not even good.
I have a fucking- I mean I've got also just 4x4 genarch Angel. And you play towards AD.
And just go straff IE. Can you explain why your spot is good? Me noob. I'm level 5, 40
gold coming in, full operated board, jean, 4 coming in, 4 coming in, oh my.
Why were you trying to get so fucking hard?
I don't know, look!
Like look at this opener!
Just look!
I mean, post, post, what's it called, I'm probably just going to slam my items.
I mean I don't really care if I lose a split, after I see my augment here I'm just going
to just come into a comp.
I mean I should probably stall it, I'm like too lazy then.
He's got a silver, he's got a barbreaker, even shroud, shogun, defender, into db, i.e.
I mean, I could put on Cassiopeia and then also do I want to kill
I mean, I have the thing coming back.
Arc, Arc, Chain.
I mean, it's probably always a barbreaker, honestly.
Where is my little legend going?
And then I play around and go, what is my little legend doing?
Alright, this shit looks like ass.
I thought that it would be a 1v9, but it got one shot.
I mean, isn't it actually a bad beat?
This guy's called Mall 2.
I mean, it's not like Casio does anything,
but this guy is fucking called Mall 2 with a fucking Sunfire key.
I mean, it's actually just a bad beat.
He actually has the backline.
I'm pretty sure I can actually take through Sunfire most of the time.
But I'm kind of down to just breathe because I'm sitting on a coven.
Can I just play for a cloak?
I'm probably going to help the coven, oh man.
Alright, when do I get my component?
Why do I solo frontline? That's a great question.
Honestly, my spot doesn't even look good anymore.
These guys look strong in the spot.
Okay, well I will be putting the Malphite in the bag, and if I don't hit Malphite, I'm just gonna survive.
I mean, look at my spot, I think I'll be putting the Malphite.
Yay? Alright.
Hopefully I hit, because that was our bitchin'.
The Mastai, the Lilia...
Oh god, I mean is it another bad beat?
This guy's just ramping up the...
It got what? Bro, no, it's actually a bad beat again man.
This guy just has fucking Soraka.
I mean how it works, call down three additional stars at each.
It's the only thing that gets...
Wait, oh, is it?
What do I have, Chain Cloak?
I mean, it's always close. I don't even know why it's not close. It's close, right? There's a Malphite. And that's a Malphite gone. And Disratch has got a Malphite. And Shodan Lanzasar and Gizubibi. And IE. And G.A. Kraken. And Defender. And, honestly, there's not even playing Malphite. And it's gone. The guy that wants Malphite gone, Malphite didn't help me.
kill the stupid ass sword
why not wait until I have so many components that it doesn't even matter I'm guaranteed
to find something
the amount of components that I have
I mean do I ever want to go shogun?
Should I just do this by my word right now though?
I have arc arc.
I have arc oil, arc arc.
I just found a malefite man.
I mean you didn't even have a gargoyle playing malefite bro.
Oh my I'm not finding a single fucking mouth I can't I mean I can hit a moomoo do that's pretty good a
moomoo
to
That's your cut. Oh, how's everyone has your cut?
Hello
No, thank you. Okay, hold on give me a sec.
Badge.
You're one star champions dropped one gold on death.
Yeah, fuck it.
Okay, uh, okay, while I'm portuing, rolling for the board.
Wait, is this close to 185?
Wait, what's the next one?
185?
Okay, I got it. I didn't go triple arc, but that's not even good. I- I'm going to lose.
I'm- I need to put down my fucking ice cream, man. I'm going to fucking lose. Oh, there's
no way. Abelise. Abelise. Okay.
I don't know if you got the 4-1, I have the 4-2 and just going to them. Because I'm probably
I'm never hitting Malphite this game.
What is this?
I am lost.
What is this?
I mean, okay.
Also, I just realized.
Oh, okay, let me see that, okay.
It's probably just JG guard always together.
And then I played two carries.
JG guard, Chojun guard, JG, arc, arc plus one.
Whatever, Fortress of Love then.
I mean, I actually, I probably have to go adaptive
for frontline, and I just Fortress of Love.
I probably should have waited to roll.
I might have double-adapted further until I hit.
I'd beat someone.
I'm just gonna stack a one to roll as well.
Okay, well, I mean, I'm like six-way contested,
so that can't be good for me.
I should have always one adapted.
I can also go Lucky Gloves,
because I've ever forged.
Ah, fuck it.
I don't have a single Soraka.
I mean, I have Lilia too, I guess, and I'm gonna sack this idiot, because I have nothing else to do.
I don't have a single Soraka, I can't. I mean, Arc, Arc, Bucket. Arc, Arc, JG, Bucket.
Gargoyle, Adaptive. I mean, I have to go double Adaptive when I'm front-line to the ass.
And then I have Guard, JG, JG Guard, JG, and then what, I don't even have a Soraka.
This is my board. This is my board.
Alright, well, I don't have Malphite 2, and even if I hit Malphite 2, I think my Velenon's are so fucking mad.
And my entire board's about one charge.
I took Prismatic, what's it called?
Commerce Core rolled all my gold, and I didn't hit Malphite 2.
And I also didn't find a single Soronka.
Zyra too.
I'm gonna have a fuckin' elune, Arc, Arc, Arc, Arc, Gargoyle, Adaptive with Arc Arc.
I mean, don't I have to build anti-heal this game or no?
Don't I have to build anti-heal?
Yes, so I fucked up.
I don't have, uh, I don't have Kenny.
Hmm.
Also, how the fuck do I build? I mean, I can go Morello here and then I go Steadfast.
But the problem is...
I don't have Void Staff, I mean at least I hit Zyra.
I didn't have Malfight too, but I hit Zyra, that's pretty good, I have 3 rolls next turn.
This guy wants the Malfight with Chain, because it has a Chain on it.
There's a cannon I just built.
Okay, okay, at least, okay, at least he, okay.
Okay, okay.
Morello on an inferno unit!
I don't even have fucking inferno in!
Do I?
No!
I don't want cannon!
Alright.
Yeah, fuck it.
What's it called, too?
Bittlestick, too?
I can't.
TG over here, Sactis, a Gargoyle, Adaptive, Sedfast, a Bramble, a Morello, I can't.
And then I have an open BF. I mean, I'm just fine, but and I eventually move the adaptive to backline
But yeah, I mean I took commerce core and it seems to me like this guy hit a cannon
And mouth I do
And my a movement to with three items lost to a mouth I would do items. Oh, actually low D
No. Oh, that's weird. No guard will melt bite. Just can't die. My bad. No guard will, by the way.
Saraka fared. A bug chance. Never a TG. Whatever we're going to do is. Yay! Yay! Maybe next time I can hit
mouth bite. I don't even have Soraka to. Maybe next time I will hit mouth bite.
Better luck next time. Getting your upgrade easier. And you know what? Maybe
next time I can hit... I can hit... uh, what's it called? A cannon on the roll
down, so I don't have to build the fucking Morillo. Mmm, that would be great as well
actually hmm okay you know my bad better luck next game I had more than
not go to hit.
Amumu!
There was a Kettiedon carousel!
Stop crying!
Oh yeah.
I definitely should have jammed the Marello.
So when I find the cannon, God forbid I have double anti-heal.
Okay, my bad.
I
Can't break man
I mean I have to go spark rate
I was just gonna say, now I'm just gonna say, now I'm just gonna say, now I'm just gonna say,
You will go down further.
What works beneath this well?
Let me give you a hug.
What a beautiful tree.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and I have 7, 8, so there's 2 left.
If I had Malphite 2 on 42, I'd have a 950 here, probably instead of, oh yeah, I'm back.
Too bad I'm probably dead next turn.
I'm level 8 and this is not charismatic.
I don't even know what the fuck this does.
headbast, cart, dee-claw, spark, and what?
Cumbleed Redemption.
Alright.
Claw Jam.
I went dee-claw against AD.
Oh, that can't be good.
And what a surprise, I'm outscaled.
I missed Malfight, so now I can't go 9.
Yo, that was a fun game.
Maybe next time I can hit Malphite too, in just 5 plates with Swing.
My bad.
I did not force contested.
If you saw that I didn't slam any of my items on 3-2, I'm definitely going to make Archangel
with that opener, at least 2 backline with Archangel, and then if you saw my, and then
on 3-2 I scouted, I'm like, hmm, I don't really want to contest the Malphite, but then I looked
at my other options, I have no choice.
I have no choice.
That was really fun.
This Malphite unit is really good for the game.
Alright, so where's the key patch?
How did this mouth bite unit survive the de-gash?
You only play mouth bite every game when other players use it as well as you lose.
I really don't know why you were bitching.
tournament I played Malphite once in six games. I wouldn't even be surprised if I'm one of the least
Malphite players in the fucking server. It's just this game when you play AP you need a fucking
Malphite. When you play AP, Malphite with Florida Fatalis is broken. It is fucking broken.
If you're playing silver and you hit mouth by two, I mean great. I'll play mouth by two
But you can also hold other stuff sometimes, but when you're playing AP
You have to hold the mouth bite
Because Lilia to a mootoo is a much weaker
Than mouth by two it is a much weaker that if you have a mouth bite pair
It is unless you are 90 HP, unless you are really healthy and you can make it to 9
It is much better to just sit there and press D
until mouth bite to
In other comps such as silver when you're not playing flora fatalis
The reason the mouth bite is not as broken is because you don't have the max HP scaling
So when you roll down if you upgrade everything you can hold other outs such as buy a moomoo
that I played, such as Diana Rock 2 that I played in tournaments.
But when you have a mouth bite pair in low amount of gold, even if there are 8 rocks
or not rocks, even if there's 8 mouth bites out of the pool, it is legit better to just
sit there and press D because the unit is much tankier than his alternatives.
And when you are playing AP, a Mumu, you don't have that many flex slots because Azir is very good.
You are playing Zyra as your main carry, which Azir is a fucking, is a fucking, the guy that sacks the Black Thorn and a summoner to give Zyra damage amp.
And in doing so, you can play Malfight, and then you play Azir with the Soraka that gives you Flora Fatalis with the Fiddlestick.
You can set the Fiddlestick, give HP, and now you heal Max HP on a unit with 6k health.
However, when you are playing Sivir, it is acceptable not to play Malfight sometimes, which I do very often.
I had one game of Malfight in tournament with five games of Aphelion's Silver Flex.
It might actually be six games, but the reason you can pit it off of Malfight in Silver
is because Wrexside is dog shit.
You don't play Fiddlestick in Silver.
You don't even want to play the dumbass Wrexside because you can play Set
and you can play gnar.
But when you play AP, there is no such thing as flex play when you are playing from behind.
When you are playing from ahead and you have 90 HP and infinite gold and you can make it
to 9, that's when you can sit on the emu and milia and the rounds that you lose that are
melt by dip is going to be compensated by you rolling flexibly and making it to 9 with
more gold in recapping around Taric or Malkai.
But if you can't make it to Taric or Malkai, you must.
You must just sit there and roll for the fucking mouth bite.
If you miss the mouth bite, it is what it is.
You missed, you missed, you missed, that you missed.
It is what it is, you missed.
Yes, does that make sense now?
No, you're trolling! You're the way you played the deck!
I have a double fucking orc angel!
I will be playing the fucking Mouth Fight!
I could be seven-way contestant!
I don't give a fuck!
Because the thing is, if I'm Mouth Fight One,
they're probably Mouth Fight One as well!
Like, it is what it is!
I mean, not everyone can hit Mouth Fight Two, man!
Oh
All right my ice cream is getting
You can't mouth by two and lost though. Yes
Rolling true zero for two stages straight to hit Malchite
To hit mouth it at one loss that's definitely a difference of that. There's definitely no dip of that and in hitting at
In hitting at a on board to on the initial world down definitely no dip and
Gigi this game's over
Spraykin ravager
Am I just playing like wrangler hardfors
I mean, I think it's like I already have the ginsu so usually I would play flexibly, but since I have the ginsu
Uh, this is inferno
I mean, you don't even want ginsu on sprykin, but I guess I can play I can play tristana duo and just real tristana
I
I'm not a lot though I
Tenton not like playing reroll so I actually don't even know the board
So that's why I can figure it out now. That's pretty good. I
Mean if I a strike in plus one it's strike and bring bar and then since I've given sue
Oh man I lost this and since I have ginsu I probably I mean I'm enough items to
distribute trip trio carry. Where was this interning? I don't know. Rengar Trist
Rock on Sivir, Rengar Trist, Rengar Trist, Rock on, Rengar Trist, Rengar Trist, Rengar
Trist, I don't get it.
Wait, Rengar Trist, Rock on Sivir Vibe, now wait and then what?
I don't get it.
I mean, I could probably put in the plan if I figured it out, but also, a Sprite Inn without FaZe is not even OP.
Also, does Ravager do anything to my comp?
The thing is, I don't even want to reforge it because at the end of the day, isn't Ravager technically a Ranger item?
Even if I don't have Ravager in, isn't it technically a Ranger item?
Oh, there it is.
Okay, I don't know where it went, it's dead.
It's like 20 armor, 20 MR, AD, AP, and then you gain amp on heal.
So even if you don't have a ravager, it's still pretty good.
Rammus.
Scouting party.
I should probably ditch two of the ravagers.
and then, can I just mate?
I need to make some economy
I'm playing pretty costly role
I want two lost anyway
um, okay
hold on, let me put this ice cream away
Uh, where's Spraykin?
BBCV?
Alright, Rammus, Tristana, and you don't play, you just play 3Spraykin?
Yay or nay?
Alright, one more round, fuck.
Oh man, I just told you, I told you earlier, oh no.
Okay, so Rammus, Tristana, Rengar?
what? Lillia? I mean, I don't even want GA. Wait, there's a, there's a Tristana. I mean,
I'm kind of down to carry this stupid-ass Tristana. I'm definitely going to Trio carry.
So these are my three re-rolls, and then Lillia for shares and for defender, and I already
re-spriken and it wasn't another one ravager
Do I do I do I want to play to ravager? Oh
I can
There's fey hunter
Okay, I mean it's probably Vice ever right ABCD okay, and then and then rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on
rock on
And then this is a sprykin and juggernaut. Oh
Wait, this looks good as fuck
Wait, this looks like I'm about to instantly win the game, and then I just I just put I got okay
Keep ravager. Yay or nay. Isn't this item fucking insane actually?
20 AD, 20 AP, 20 armor, 20 MR, 3% damage and per health, like it's actually the same.
Alright, and then I just don't play Ravager.
Alright.
I mean, if I can't fake, like if it gives me fake emblem, the game's just instantly over.
But uh...
I mean, I can level for Diana.
I mean, maybe I can also just re-roll.
I mean, actually, why don't I just play Diana instead of Rakan?
Yeah, wait, why not just with Diane instead of Recon?
Oh yeah, let's do that.
The Causix?
The Merc Wolf?
The Causix?
Juggernaut!
My main tank is gonna be Rammus!
What the fuck do you mean Juggernaut?
I don't even lose faith, I have Tristana and Lilia!
Juggernaut?
No...
Though you feel a little bad clicking spreading roots, not really, also I need to win this
game where I'm 8th.
Around.
Oh nice.
Okay so where is the Tristana?
Excuse me, or not Tristana?
Hey, this guy's Tristana paired, hello?
Okay, where is my Rengar?
This guy has a Defender plus one, I mean maybe, hopefully he rerolls a Causix.
Also, I'm pretty sure Spriggan Rengar is bad, right?
I'm not dumb.
It's so much that it has to be Spriggan Rengar, I mean, it actually has to be bad.
I'll even filter it to be Spriggan.
Okay, it's legit awful.
Uh, uh, okay, I mean, it's Ravager plus one.
Rengar!
Jay!
I
J a J
Okay, it it's five sprykin bro. It's not no fucking five sprykin man. Put your yapping
Can see about quote here here
Spraykin Rengar
I'm using all my removals, some averageers, sprykin.
I mean ideally it's, I mean it's probably, where's my sprykin, I mean I'm probably just
gonna get into this then and then I belt BFT or Qoq, belt BFT or Qoq.
I mean I can just jam all my items, that's pretty good, I just have to play tempo here.
Uh, do I like Adaptive though?
Mmm, I'm not the same I remember.
I'm in.
And GD.
Alright.
What is this, Defender, with this?
This guy looks like fucking Thanos.
Against anyone else, I gain infinite.
Oh, I'm good.
I'm back in the cell, why?
It's not no fucking five sprykin man
What's the name off the side what is that hello at K3 soju what?
Hello at K3 soju I'm out of her for you so I didn't grab back a slightly better
That doors items are fine. Miss connections for econ for autumn
Oh, man, I just forgot about this.
Brain Gar.
Alas, Wispa?
Jay?
Bro, no, it's too boring, man.
Watch my board.
You got a two-star rock in the cannon.
Watch my board, bro, fuck you, man.
Get a two-star three-cost.
I'm just going to pre-level, actually if this gets, uh, okay, and then what do I go for
on Karatzel?
I'm actually probably going to, uh, ram beside him before finishing Tristana items.
I mean, ideally I was going to go for Lasso's for first, but after hitting Lasso's for already,
what's the plan?
I'm just attacking this, it's just, holy shit.
the fastest attacking no ginsu Rengar overseeing.
Okay, we're on a 10 and then if the holder is riding with BFF gain another 30 so it's
40, 40 plus...
And then what's striking with it?
40 plus 15, what's 40 plus 15?
55?
That's it?
That looks way better than 55 though, I don't get it.
Alright, whatever.
Alright, BF belt and Rengar 2GD.
2-star 2 cost champion.
No.
What's Terrible Roar, what's that?
Healing, 55% is more than red, yeah, but like, I mean I guess like Ginseng's kind of bad,
like 55% is like, how long into a fight of Ginseng.
It's a 10 base, that's 4 times or minus 10, 45, 7 times, like 7 seconds you have to fight,
but the thing is it's like you already lost 7 seconds in a long time.
This shit is not balanced.
And now just AFK.
I'm not gonna test it, right?
Okay, surely this guy plays Defender Causix?
Yes?
Alright.
He plays Defender Causix, and then I play Sprite and Rengar?
Okay, I can just go Anciol component.
And then, and then...
Mmm.
I just realized I don't have faith I need a lily up
Oh
I mean surely two starters better than Diana one and the way is this defender
Okay, I'm getting zero face tax.
That's fine, I'm going to be treacherous.
Like, isn't this game actually just over?
Or no?
Like, I don't get it.
I can't.
Wait, wait.
Hello?
No
How are you still eating that? Oh, no, it's like it's like an ice cream soup now
You
Okay, so where's the Rengar 2, man?
Ravager's Sprite in plus 1.
Okay, does anyone think this game is not a top 4?
Like a guaranteed top 3?
Gintsu?
Like, look at my items!
Adaptive Belt, Gintsu...
Eh!
I...
Oh!
I...
I pumped.
Oh, shit.
Alright, spryken at 3 item Rengar, 4 out of 6 True Biss, True Biss, 3 out of 6 True Biss.
G. Okay, I need 1 Lilio though.
Alright, I need 1 Lilio, or I'm screwed.
Truebis or just bis? I mean this is not even truebis, this is just bis. I mean truebis is probably... you can tag this actual session.
Okay, also let me make sure I'm not contested on Rengar. If this loser is playing Rengar I'm gonna be fucking pissed man.
Okay, you go Cossack's, I'll go Rengar. Alright, good job. Thank you, what, poo? Alright.
I mean the stats of a defender Rengar are better than the stats of defender Kha'Zix.
But the stats of Kha'Zix3 are better than the stats of Rengar 2.
I got a golden Neko, I got bad beaded.
I got a fucking bad beaded.
golden eagle on playing three cost free roll fuck you man
What
This is my board post roll down I don't have a lily up. I mean I could have played five sprikes instead
I don't have a lily up. I mean belt chain glove cloak
Finish the anti-heal cloak and I play off of the glove. I don't have a lily up. No
Also, there's a 5-0-2 I should have held the 5-spry can just play 5-spry can from the game. Oh shit
This guy pivoted to Rengar. Oh, oh, no, he did. Yo, yo, sell the Rengar man, please
I need Rengar 3 or on main man. I already told my chat I was guaranteed top 4, please
Oh, oh, thank you, buddy.
All right.
All right, maybe the top four is still guaranteed.
All right, thank you.
Hello?
Why?
Whoa-ho!
Okay.
Well, okay, I definitely am supposed to hold something
when I don't find a portable forge.
I mean, there's not even that many broken,
like one of my iron stair accidents,
I mean that's not even good, but I mean it's better than these.
I mean I can roll twice for it and I just stay with plot armor.
I mean it's not actually good because where does my Starax go?
Now where?
There's probably something that's broken.
I just don't know what it is.
Is there something broken?
Ah whatever.
When the sprite can is active gain a second BFF that is 35% gain?
Is this good?
I mean surely this is good.
And then I just play 5 sprite gain.
Alright, who do I put the primary one on?
Which was the good one?
Two-star, three-star, like a bucket?
I didn't buy it anyway.
Okay, but it's fine.
The chances of that fucking...
I mean, I should have bought that for sure.
Ah, shit.
And now I'm screwed.
Kittle over Hecarim?
Oh, I'm not playing Defender.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, so it's probably...
Oh, fuck.
Oh, so it's probably Vhagar plus...
Vhagar plus...
Plus middle sticks?
Is this shit good?
I don't even know what this meat is,
but while the spike in is active,
gain a second of DFF.
Yeah, I don't have Fayette.
I don't have the Lillia.
Aw...aww...
And I also don't have Hunter, and I can't even play Hunter because I clicked this shit.
I should have held the fiddlestick.
Okay, I found the Sivir, not one.
I found the Sivir, I mean...
Do I play Diana?
Alright, Vi too.
Diana? Rengar? Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. I can't!
Okay, there's only one more. Okay, I couldn't buy something. Okay, but okay,
also why? I just realized, why am I playing 5-Spraykin? I thought I needed
5 spryken to activate the fucking...
I thought I needed 5 spryken to activate the second BFF.
You don't even need 5 spryken!
So why the fuck did I pivot off of whatever bo-
Also, it is for sure not this. What is this garbage?
While spryken...
That is 35% as powerful game as Timo...
I'm down and off.
I am down a fucking augment.
I mean, I have a quick Rengar, but there's a strike in NAR.
Bro, fuck the Rengar. It's an IE as well.
Bro, it's an IE as well, man, and it's on NAR.
And it's on NAR.
And then I just play, and then now I just play 5th strike in.
Yo, sucks!
I mean, now I can just play 5th strike in with a,
because now it's Kabuko and NAR, it's not even a dead unit.
No, no, now it's not a dead unit.
It's actually good.
It's finished IE here,
and then like before, like 5th strike, it's not to play a T-mo.
play a T-Moe, but now I get to play a fucking Kabuko and a what's it called, and an R, so
it's actually good. Alright. And then I'll hit it eventually, it's fine.
Ah, whatever, this one's around, it's all good.
Okay, and then what does this do?
Double Remus? I don't even think I have Defender Red.
Do I have the Fenderin? Oh, it'll stick.
This is my board? So why do I have a Diana in for Ravager? I can just ditch Ravager as well.
Are you hungry? I'm gonna check this very- I am- oh, I'm gonna eat it later.
But that sounds boss. No, Ravager's still a really good emblem. Just read the traits. Read the stats of this emblem.
I mean, it's still- it's still good.
Okay, I mean doesn't this Nard look good? I mean it has a TG so it doesn't look good usually.
Uh, okay, well uh...
Uh, I uh...
Oh so this is like going for Ramus 3? Hopefully not man.
It's 3.
Alright fuck it.
I mean what is this? Is it just Ravager?
I mean this is Hunter?
I miss Sivir 2, man.
But I mean it doesn't even do anything, it's a fucking once already.
This is Ravager? I mean Ravager is not even bad.
You know I don't have Fey in, I don't have a Lilia and I don't have a single stack of Fey.
I mean, this Rengar looks like a demon still.
All right, I mean I have it with Golden Niko, but I mean surely I'm just going to send
true zero next turn.
Do I even want it with Charm?
What does Lilia look like?
Yeah, I'm just going to roll in neutral.
What's with Charm?
What does Lilia look like?
Bro, I missed Lilia?
Cristana, Nubia? Oh, I mean, I don't even want to see the charm. I look like no
old who dares man oh rod
Decap to JG and I just want you guys to know I still don't have Faggot or Hunter.
Bro, I mean, is it an unbelievable I don't have a single Lillio?
I got hit by two fucking stuntings in a row, man.
My Grandmas is dead instantly.
I don't have Trist 2 or 3.
I don't have Lilia, I don't have Trist 3.
What the fuck do I have?
I got nothing.
What the fuck do I have?
I don't have Lilia, I don't have a single Lilia?
I mean, that's Lilia 2 right here.
What is this defender?
I mean this is just Ravager, I mean Ravager is pretty good man.
I'm sure they can find some shit Ravager.
I thought of Lilia.
I mean how do I play Ravager then?
I mean that's pretty good.
I mean I lose, what do I lose?
What trait do I lose?
I lose 10% Omni-Damp and 12% bonus damage, I lose 50%
I mean surely I have a 2 star coming soon right?
How come I don't have a three star?
You don't need fiddle, okay, well I have zero gold, I formed gold from Rengar!
I sold the fucking Diana and I found the thing, I just have zero gold.
I'll sell it next turn, I had zero gold!
Oh wait, oh I can just play Rammus, another Rammus too.
That's my board. Remus 2. Okay, uh...
Uh, I mean it's a 5 cost, okay.
Or it's a 9 of 5 plus the 3 star.
Move the Sunfire to some idiot. Alright, hello?
Watch this, save it, move it, and G.
Should I be sprykiting the Ramus, or is it just as is?
I'm pretty sure it's like pretty good. Like if Tristana doesn't have this, I'm pretty sure Tristana doesn't do no damage.
Or no.
But then like this is pretty tanky. I mean, honestly, it doesn't ranger my tank.
Yeah, fuck the Rammus, man. I mean, I need some damage from him.
And it's dead.
And I didn't kill someone
Lighting jewel lightning jewel Casio Pia. Oh, yeah
Okay, nice. All right, am I not am I not Thanos now or what low key?
It's not the fucking what's it called my ward.
I mean I for sure beat Casio now.
I'm pretty sure I'm giga Thanos.
It's not that camp level, I don't have, I mean they don't matter, I don't play any
Ravager? I mean, I'm just gonna hold the blue now.
I mean, I am Gigaphanos. No one can kill my units.
J?
Bro, that fight was close and he had Blading Jewel Castiel Pio.
Wasn't that fight really close considering he's Blading Jewel Castiel Pio 3 and I had
no Chessana 3?
But now that I have Tristana 3, like I actually have a dual carry, yes it was close, no it was close man, bro, oh my god, no.
What does it mean G? Like GG, GG. GG the game's over GG.
Uh, I mean I could play Nidalee plus Sivir, and I just, and then there's my ward.
Alright.
Uhhhh...
I mean the stats of QSS Rengar are really good.
QSS?
Allow?
I'm sorry I should've played a cheaper manager.
Okay.
36 to level?
I mean this is Vanguard?
I don't know if I'm going to level low cap, whatever is what it is.
Yeah, fucking whatever.
Alright, what can I play?
Bob-Champ!
A Bob-Champ!
I mean, it's definitely for sure.
It's uh, it's free, like what is it? It's Hunter plus
plus Primal plus
What's a dapper? Do I even have a dapper on board?
Uh, can you right click the, oh yeah.
51? What is this?
Why does it look like he's not a knock? Oh, excuse me.
70?
Okay, well this guy, do I keep this guy?
Wait, this is not even, oh wait.
Adapter?
Wait, I thought this was a Ravager, this isn't even a Ravager!
What the fuck is a Ravager then?
Okay, it was 7 sprykin man, bro, oh my I'm stupid!
Oh fuck!
It was, it was, it was, it's actually 7 sprykin.
And 100%?
Oh wait.
And 100% what does that even mean 20% of the population?
I mean, Buxomanias actually never mind.
Uh, oh.
Brevilleback.
Over Diana.
There's a gnar with a belt?
What does this make?
A blackthorn emblem?
I can even trot anyway?
Yeah, fuck it.
And then I can also just play Ash and then I play...
And then what is this?
And then I'll just Morillo, Sarah's, even trot, Sunfire.
And then what is this?
And then I'll just Morillo, Sarah's, even trot, Sunfire.
even shrugged some bar
yeah fuck it
although I'm not dead
ah he's gonna swap fuck it
he didn't swap
Why does this look like I'm getting a thousand over?
90% I'm dead I died for 15.
Okay but I have to beat him fucking 10 times in a row like for a little bit of setup man.
What do you think this casu- oh he's so bad don't even fucking say it don't even fucking
Like, what do you think this guy's fucking emblems even average?
A turtle-packed lighting jewel.
What?
I mean, does Rengar even have good emblems?
I mean, even if Rengar has good emblems, you actually have to be gigabrons to go portable
forge there.
Legit gigabrons.
Unless it's like negative 1.2 delta or some shit.
I had Storak, Spryken, and whatever the fuck.
And Bravager.
Like what, I was just gonna stare at my Bravagers,
oh there you go, that's your tank item,
and Bell is fucking useless now.
Oh yeah, fuck that, I mean, let me see Rengar.
Nice man, this is really good.
negative point two two
when master he has
well
I'm tired.
Hello? Can I flake?
Like, how about I flake and then I just rest for the tournament?
I only stop four hours.
No, you promised 24 hours.
When the fuck did I promise 24 hours?
I don't even know why I'm even playing more TFT right now.
Contract says until casual.
You play double anti-heal and then wonder why you lose.
How bronze are you?
Yup.
The double anti-heal is the reason I lost that.
My NAR 1 had a better item, maybe I could have won that one.
Blinding Jewel?
Oh, God.
Wait, wait, didn't he have Defender Plus 1 as well?
He had Blight and Jewel Defender plus one, and then Eternal Hacked.
How is that even possible actually?
Wait, what the fuck?
Defender plus one into...
Ah...
Wrong.
Wait, he had Light Shield Press as well?
Oh, the Ornn...
Oh...
Ohhhh.
Oh.
Oh, he natural, oh no, he natural, oh yeah, he had a natural horde and three on stage two.
Don't wonder he had so many artifacts.
He probably cashed out two artifacts, he's playing six defender.
Bro.
Okay, I mean that's just, I mean that's just, it is what it is, man.
Okay, I want to play a game of Pembliss.
I have not played a game of Brithbeast, and I don't know how to play it.
So I should probably go on how to play it.
Alright, well, I don't know how to play it.
Alright.
I'm just Alistair and Ornn. Do I care about...
You need to natural like six tuples on two three.
I mean, that's definitely not true.
You just need tempo with Brithbeast in.
Okay, why just look at my items?
URF, Legion of Threes.
Okay, honestly, is that Legion of Threes good and with me?
Okay, Legion of Threes and I play fucking Mama Beat 3 role.
Wait?
I'm gonna take those, I might as well take this, I'm a crook.
Brawler plus one, I mean that's pretty good actually.
Except I have a club.
Okay, I mean I'll put in the Rift Beast.
Wait, isn't this actually the game for Mama Beak?
I have Brawler plus one.
Brawler plus one, Legion of Threes.
No, just trust me, just trust me.
And I am, okay, what's, what's, oh thank you buddy.
Alright, what's uh, what's gigabiz?
Give me one sec.
Uh, wait, what, what do I play again?
Uh, Mama Beat 3.
restart re-item seven brick piece okay it says ginsu kraken plus one okay it
I said ginsu, kraken, gumbly, all right?
Contested?
By who?
So why did I not make Econ?
Oh my.
No.
Okay, uh, I mean, did I, okay, maybe I can play something like Elderwood fucks this game,
Puget.
I mean, did I just put this game on again?
Alright, this game is over on again.
No, I'm not playing no fucking Master Yi.
Bro, any idiot can sit there and press D for Master Yi.
I know my Master E scores, have I ever docked on first with Master E?
I mean this game I probably won't because the thing is I only play it with Artifact.
Actually no, I played one game without Artifact and I didn't want to port it.
But I mean every time you have Artifact it's just an instant win.
But like, but it doesn't really matter.
Like don't I just wait just wait
Maybe I can I can bust out the fast time this game
Bro it was a momma beat gay man
If you filter in Rengar, it's RFC, but I think the stats might say Flicker is better.
But it's just RFC, GF, QSS, and that Yi is legit fanos.
Is that unit actually good?
Mamba. I don't fucking know.
I feel like if I were not contested, isn't this spot actually good?
I have Brawler plus one, so I can just Brawler some idiot.
Probably the Scuttle Crab.
And then I just go Mamba, begot Ginsu, have Kraken.
And then I Legion of three attacks me.
I don't know. I mean, it sounds pretty good to me.
Should I just try to play towards, um...
I don't really know what I'm playing. What the fuck am I even playing here?
Because I really don't want to play...
I mean, I'm not playing no Master Yi.
Did he cause BS word?
I mean, is it Boer VS?
Yeah, it's gonna be BS.
I'm just gonna try to fastline. And if I die, I'm just gonna enter him. All right.
It's just a win-win. Eight equals I'm out.
See ya! No, it's fine, man. Legion of 3 is fast, then? Are you stupid? No.
Who is standing okay? Is it this guy playing Yi?
Legion of threes juggernaut plus one. Oh, is he pivoting? I mean, I'm playing yeet. I don't fucking care. Or not yeet.
Well, I'm not playing yeet. Well, I don't want to play yeet.
I'm just gonna play like it influx and just try to fucking learn the game.
Instead of fucking sit here and just play yeet. Bro, no, it's not fucking master yeet. That shit is too boring.
I mean, I would say if I did play Yi from this spot, it's just a guaranteed top, whatever.
Because I think, I think, that's a good pivot.
I mean, pivot for sure, man. Gargoyle, Belt, Hecarim, do.
Wait, is he not going fast time? I think he is going fast time.
Okay. Okay. So, do I just play Yi then?
I add two turret of loss or you can five loss into neutrals.
I don't really want to play you.
Let's see, I have Brawler plus one.
I have Brawler, Belt, DF, Cloak.
I could probably play like some like, like, like, like, like, like, Modana.
There's probably some decent amount of free costs that I can play.
Like I mean, the free costs are just like basically 4 costs.
I'm not re-rolling, I'm just gonna like end with my, okay, like Cogmaw's on my final
board.
I mean, I have Cognoles on my board, I can play, like, Cognoles, Diana, the Vanguard plus...
I should try to hold this.
See? What the fuck is this? See?
What the fuck?
I'm not playing he what do you learn? Please tell me what you learn from playing he I I'll wait I'll wait
What do we learn from playing he what do we learn? Absolutely fucking nothing absolutely nothing like a bro. No man. It's just
What a beautiful journey this is live.
Like, isn't it...isn't it way more rewarding to cook up a board that's not just the fuckin'
units in the bag in Presby?
Like, I'm pretty sure my spot, I can go first here?
No.
Well, then you shouldn't be playing TFD.
Genuinely.
If you don't enjoy flexing your board and top-foring with it, I don't think TFT is the game for you.
If you are sitting there copping and enjoying copy-pacing a fucking build and pressing D for the units for your fucking 10 LP,
no wonder you, your ass. Respectfully.
I mean I'm probably playing some Cogmaw shit and I mean you can never go wrong with the
gargoyle and I'm holy shit oh I mean I'm on six loss my mother was keep losing
okay and then this game I just roll for
Morgana I mean I just I just wrote them upgrades I'm pretty sure I just go
Merleau always Merleau always
okay okay just trust just trust I mean that's not actually been gargoyle
Brawler plus one and I have tier Merlo tier BF broad glove and I have a guard of oil and I have Legion of three
So I can just play a cog meow on my board and then I might just play like
By with nidalee because I'm playing cog meow
And then I just do a carry Morgana knit to nine and I just sell me to Morgana and then I just capped into
Fucking the nuts to a loon to Ivan to
something to
Wait, this is looking like a fucking first wait
he said respectfully yes man like respectfully like if you enjoy what kind
of psychopath is just sitting there enjoying copy-pacing like I get like
having fun climbing but like when you're in a spot where you can win the game
don't you want to like when you're in a spot where you can do something else and
win like don't you want to do something else to win and not just pretty deep like
a fucking dumbass just fucking wait man when this yo when this pops off just say
hide the fucking YouTube buddy! All right. All right. All right. Uh, if it doesn't get
No, if it doesn't, I'm out. I'm gonna sleep.
A guard oil.
It's probably always Shoujin, honestly.
And then I have Rod Glove.
Shoujin's brother.
And then I have Rod Glove.
And then I go to Crown Guard.
Can I go for brawler frontline maybe and then I cash out items so I'm just gonna be biggest wrong
How do I not feel a single unit
Just wait my spot is good man. Okay. There's a pan. What does that do?
What does that do?
Oh, there's a set, so I kind of want to go with the set.
It'd be like Invoker plus one with Morgana, but I kind of want to set.
Set with B.S. Sword and I'm just playing like Nidalee Morgana.
Nidalee Morgana 9.
Brawler, Sugarnaut.
It's fun, it's nice.
Frog.
Malfight.
Shindun.
16th level.
I'm playing Alistar.
I mean, I can play Alistar.
I think Diana.
I don't really I didn't really make a board though so it's like after if I cash
out here this turn I don't even think I can play a lord I have nothing my board
is an ass
I'm pretty sure I'm fortune in this game regardless.
I am fucking broke.
Legit broke.
I don't really want to lose that many though.
I mean who the fuck would be anyway.
I might as well sack two then.
Okay, I'm pretty sure I'm playing like Cogmaw, like it's Cogmaw and Morgana.
Like Diana.
Rock.
Set, Krug.
Instead, I don't have to place...
I mean, is it Fort Roller, Morgana, Cogmaw, Nidalee?
Nidalee?
This Fort is ass.
GG.
GG, I'm fucked.
Oh, GG, I'm fucked.
Okay, I mean okay the new plan is I'm just gonna roll in some two stars.
I have infinite gold, I'm catching out here, I get 4 EXP for my stupid ass charm, and then
I stack one more, I'm 30 HP.
I mean surely I can win with an extra full item.
Yes, surely.
I'm up a full item.
They said my board is going to be legit terrible.
I'm going to have to cycle more, if I play these.
Does that even do anything?
AD, AP, AP, Rangar's free, holy shit.
I'm not sure.
VP.
Aphelios.
It's probably all these crown guards.
And then I'll probably go Steadfast as well, and I'll probably run both of you.
Let me see what I hit.
I don't have the Blink Hogmall, if I build last Whisper.
And I'm looking at these.
Alright, it's my last loss.
Paired 30 HP got 40 XP here
I don't know what I'm making fiddle to, I'll just make this game.
Yeah I guess I'm just playing simp or two this game.
I'm gonna play a stupid ass with this.
Or execute.
Middly, do I play Middly this game?
I am screwed.
Rabinon's Morello,
Shogun, Last Whisper, Gargoyle,
Brawler, BF, Crown,
I.E. Fuck it, Reforged, Bow, plus Chain, and Gigi, what'd I get, and Bramble.
Okay, is my board not actually close to spiking?
Oh, I didn't move I.E. over here. Oh, shit, it's actually close.
If I hit Set 2, my board's actually insane.
Set 2, Noodley 2, I'm fighting Vanguard 3.
Wait.
Wait, okay, okay, hold champs. I almost trolled, because if I had IE here, I could have won this round.
But I won, but it's fine.
Okay, it's fine, it's fine.
Alright, and then I do double gargoyle, and then I can probably set up a duo kink.
And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then just wait, just wait.
Okay, Rift Beast, is that good?
I'm a dianatou with this, and I just don't play this.
And then this is fucking useless.
And then let me move this.
And what I get, something good.
And something good.
A forecast, no.
And GG.
How do I turn this into, I'm playing four brawler frontline, my Nidalee isn't even AD right
now.
My Nidalee is not even AD.
My Nidalee is not AD.
Also, I'm not even playing a Hunter, but Morgana is actually OP.
I'm actually close, like 2-star, like okay, am I not favored to hit set 2-tier?
Am I not actually favored to hit set 2-tier?
Like bro, I was set paired going into the roll down, I'd win this with set 2 man!
No, please, set 2 I actually win this.
Okay, also I'm pretty sure Vrog has to be over something.
And I just don't play- Okay, I'm playing fucking Krug and Alistar on my board.
Oh, I could have won this even without this dog-dog shit.
Okay, well, there's the set too, but it has a chain on it.
Bro, no, I don't give a fuck, man!
There's also a Nidalee with a...
I... I mean, sure.
Cracking the last whisper, I.E.
I mean, it gives me Nidalee too, and I can just move.
Is Shoujin Nidalee enough to change it to AD, or do you need one damage item, like AD item?
No.
Okay.
So how do I change it to AD then?
I can't.
I have to lose the IE.
Okay, well I guess that's fine.
Okay, also why the fuck am I holding onto...
Okay, actually...
God, God.
Roller...
TF.
I have to go crack and last whisper then?
I mean my items didn't even change, I had these items!
I had these items!
I mean I have Rolo here, and then I grab it on.
Okay, crack and shojin, that's a combo.
I have to go crack and last whisper then?
I mean my items didn't even change, I had these items!
Kraken Shogun. That's a combo.
I mean, Port is actually really close to slacking.
I mean, it's supposed to be just me drop this for... what?
Okay, I'm back, I'm back.
Cause now I just drop, drop Diana, this plus one.
I mean I have a plus one, what's the plus one that I can play?
Like a Hunter?
There's also a Taric.
And this is a Voker.
What the fuck does a Voker do?
I'll just play a random whatever the fuck this is.
I mean I might as well just play a random this.
And then I just roll once for Charmin duty.
Is there a Hunter that I can play or...
And then I mean the Diane is fucking useless
Like legit useless. I have a fucking wordless Diana my board, but I'm nothing the boy
And that's how I can somehow play for four brawler, but I'm pretty sure I need to clean Morgana
And I could drop cog mall, but the thing is with cog mall is my mom like I'm pretty sure of a Ghana's legit top EPS
Okay, I mean, I can just drop Morgana and play four brawler, but I don't think four brawler
does anything.
I mean, I probably just have to play a hunter, but my items on Sivir are so dog shit it's
pissing me the fuck off.
Is there a hunter here?
No, I don't really want to roll.
Hunter? Is there a hunter? No. Hunter? No. I mean, I just robbed this idiot for a hunter.
And then I just try to go nine off of this. Okay. I mean, if I can go nine, I can win out.
Um, that's a hunter. That's pretty good. Not really. I just looked at my... I just re-looked at my, uh, server items and I want FF again.
Alright, I'm not that fast.
I'm just not rolling for charm here.
I mean, surely I'm rolling for charm.
There's no Star Act.
I can't.
Titans plus a belt item.
Guardbreaker on...
Alright, whatever.
Hold on, go nine.
Oh, I didn't know we actually was coming through.
I don't know if he actually was comfortable.
I'm fighting this without a charm, by the way.
And also, I'm not even rolling for Milano 2.
Is that allowed?
I just need to go back to my charm.
I mean, I just have this, like, win 2, though.
I mean, it's 56 this turn, so I mean, I don't have enough money this turn,
but I just have to win 2 and I can win 9.
And then I just go 9 for, like...
I mean, I don't think I can win with one of this.
I also kind of need morgana 2 but also I kind of need a sacked 2. I mean I'm sacked 2 for sure but
also I'm just sitting here jerking off not rolling I mean ash over this level to nine
I have three items on a fucking morgana one
I cannot. I just saw a Master Yi 3 in my pool, and I'm playing Morgana fucking
Sivir Nidalee trio. Who's killing that shit?
My Nidalee aggored onto the Malfight first.
I actually could have won this with Marana too.
I cannot.
I'm just sitting here not rolling, trying to go 9.
Okay, what are, tremors on me.
Alright, I'm going 9.
Hopefully I'm not dead.
I can also drop, drop for like, gnar, gnar.
And then, ideally, I can just swap for like, gnar,
I accept I'm zero old.
All right, well, hold on a minute.
Someone help.
I have three items.
Oh, that's not good.
I currently have three items.
I don't have a lot of one, and I'm not rolling.
Why?
Okay, well, he's E2, that's pretty good.
And I'm fighting Ghost.
Oh yeah, actually my middly is, just brambles is actually shit not this guy.
I still lose.
Hello.
Okay.
What the fuck are you doing this man?
Okay, top six.
That's pretty good I guess.
Okay, I'll have IE Guard.
I'm gonna have Kraken IE Guard when Last Whisper, Guard Breaker, Blossom, Blossom Paired, Primal plus 1, Leveled, Vi, Kennen, Flora, Blossom, G.S., or Wormog, and Ivern with a Master Cove.
Yeah, fuck it, Primal. And I need a Vi, and I just play 4 fucking Primal.
Alright, well fuck the more pair man.
Alright, well if I don't find a Vi, what's the plan?
Okay there's a Vi, GV.
Except not really, I think I'm still here.
I don't even know what the fuck starts stacked.
Oh these idiots?
250 health.
Alright, should I just go healing then?
I mean, I actually have a lot of HP, of course it's Attack Speed, but Attack Speed, oh no it's Attack Speed for sure, I don't think I'm gonna say healing.
Fuck you, man.
Alright, oh also it was probably Remover, I mean the Titan's IE, I only need two Removers, Remover, Remover.
Actually I guess it's fine because I actually have Attack Speed now.
I mean, isn't my board actually pretty decent though?
I mean, this guy's level 9 Swordsmith of Phelios 2 at 9 with Draven 2.
It's actually decent.
Like, if I have Morgue 2 this game, I... and I can go 9, then my board is actually pretty
good.
Oh, that was kinda fun.
What a wonder if you took pan and make second brawler.
I mean, I actually almost won Loki.
I mean, I could have played Master Yi.
Very fun, man.
My bad.
What happens when a Master Yi needs one trick, loads into the tournament, and they can't Master Yi need fucking one trick?
I think some of these players got fucking exposed, not going to add anyone.
Master Yi.
I'm tired.
Assetting scores.
Oh, I didn't even see.
How am I doing?
Am I doing well?
16.
I was not even about 20 points.
How am I doing? How am I doing well? 16? I was only about 28 points. Okay, so tomorrow
we play three games and then they cut bottom, whatever. Bro, I could have had like 31 points
today. Badge. What are you blinking? No. I was going to.
I'm tired.
You are Mr. Retired, please you are doctor that hurts the watch, then don't watch, I
was in the vanguards, like bro you're not, like okay some rage rate is funny, but like
Like I get you're trying to rage bait but like, you are a loser.
Is his rage bait?
Is just him sitting there just sending fucking hate comments.
I'm re-biting him!
You are a certified fucking dumbass.
I guarantee you, you are fucking stupid.
I mean, it worked, but I mean, it is what it is.
Like, I mean, at the end of the day,
I know this guy is fucking dumb.
Like, and I mean to attack your character.
You are legit fucking stupid, genuinely.
I know you are fucking stupid.
And that's a fucking fact.
That's a fact.
How stupid?
Very stupid.
I mean he's just, he's not even, like some of the rage rate is actually funny, but then
some rage rate it's just like, like if you said that to anyone that isn't like chronically
online, they would just whip out their Glock and you get shot on the spot, in America at
at least. Like, bro.
What the fuck?
Bro, I don't want to play Coven because like, okay, the thing is when I take a Coven, like, okay, I can show you guys a free win.
I mean, I can show you a free win.
Instead of coming, it's actually not even broken.
Like I think the Loot Street Traits prior to this one is legit, like it makes coming
look like a joke.
But it's still good.
Like don't get me wrong, I'm still going to win the game.
game. That's all that I'm worried about. I'm a full gold opener with Coven. Gingine.
And then if I get like a Loot Streak augment here, it's just an instant Gingine. I'm gonna
to sell this in preparation for a timescale.
Like you just sit there and cash out, put the fries in the bag and do your top four.
Yeah fuck it.
I'm just gonna...
Yeah fuck it.
And do your top four.
And I'm taking it out for now. I know what the cash out of you. I'm just
What oh is that even good
I hit the fender hunter
The Leo
If I lose, I have insurance. If I win, I don't have insurance, but it doesn't really matter.
I'm too strong. I want to win. I'm trying to win here, man. I want to win.
And then now I just play I mean now my econ is insane if I lose I gain Coven stacks if I win I win
And then now I just cash out into like some fucking super fast 9 and GG. I mean ideally I can go into Hunter
Hunter elder drag for a hunter elder dragon is actually would be
But if my spot turns like really bad and I'm forced to play around middle lane then I'll
just open middle lane.
But I'm pretty sure my spot can't even turn bad here.
Oh, one minute of loss.
I can't.
I probably just end the game with Lillia.
So what's my final board if I have two defenders of Defender Hunter?
So it's always Sivir and it's always Lilia.
All right, Sivir, and Lilia.
I mean, I could play Nidalee big game, but I can just play like Vi as well.
And then one of Maokai or Mumu.
Let's just say I had low rolled and let's just play Kennen.
And I'm going to hit guaranteed.
And then let's just play Rock with Carrick and then Elderdragon.
And then I can also sell the Kedin.
Like I can drop the Mulu for Malachi.
And then I drop the Kedin for Ivern.
I mean, this game's old, man.
I mean, you just build around these three.
Oh, yeah.
GG.
J. J. Level 420 Gold Coven in Lillia Defender Hunter and I just got 4 fucking what's it
called?
The 4 Coven.
And I have Hunter Rengar.
Okay, honestly, is my board not actually good if I just drop the fucking Coven?
Alright, I mean the moment I lose a round I'm just gonna drop the sh**, because I win more by just going 9 in the early game.
Like my board is actually insane. Millie, Rengar, Hunter, Rengar farms the same amount of gold, because when I play Coven I'm just gonna win this, win this, win this.
Well, I need to catch up this 40 because I refuse to let this 40 go to here.
Unless like the blobby is really strong, I mean I fought this guy, can I get some R too?
What does the fender do?
I can also just keep pushing and not play the Hunter Rengar, honestly.
After losing this round, I always just click holy shit.
I have pan, does that do anything?
I'm pretty sure I have Hunter.
What does this do?
What, what even is that, is it, is it primal?
I mean, I, I, I thought it was going to go IE Hunter together.
I can probably actually sustain.
I can also Defender this, I'm using a Boomer for this.
Yeah, fuck it.
I mean, I actually wouldn't even mind winning this round.
I make 30, that's pretty good.
Not everyone in chat can wear a Bopa hat.
Hey, Mr. Sergiu, you're a pretty cool guy.
Thanks.
Hog champ.
Oh man, I lost. Can I kill one more at least? Not two more. I'm sure there are two more.
Ah, I'm getting three. I should wait Loki. I mean, I'm at 85 charge. I'm probably catching
250 this game for sure
Well, I don't want to roll though man, I think I'm getting I think I'm getting worse at the game
Just sitting here just greeting nine every game
What am I even doing I like I mean I could just sit here and roll on eight and just win the game instantly no cat
Instead of trying to cap around like the giga
All right, why don't I just do that then
Prove it I
Mean I can prove it. I mean yeah, wait what I really have the lily. I just roll for some fucking some silver
Plus like one like either nimbly or buy with the juggernaut in a dual carry and then someone to hold the hunter emblem and I just keep rolling I
Feel like you make it through the gig of rolling on eight still. Yeah, exactly
But then the it's not as fun
Well, I'm only on eight for sure
But I mean it's not as fun because then it's just like you don't get the adrenaline of one life
I can hold hunter of ellios hunter something and and and and then and then and
I'm 91 charge. I am 91 charge. Alright, I'll play the game. Let me just show you guys
a fucking master class. This is a guaranteed top 2 if I gave a fuck.
No, no, no. Alright. Just fucking wait. I mean, it's like a legit guaranteed top 2.
I don't want to say guaranteed ever because sometimes you just like low roll and you're
fucked but like I don't think you can low roll in this spot.
I think if you don't top 2, top 3 from this spot, you're probably playing poorly.
My items are fucking terrible though, that's why I don't even play them, we both need Alice,
just five minutes and someone ended up watching the entire thing like it's
bulled that down. At this point, I'm not a viewer, I'm unpaid staff, school emoji.
Twin Guardians, how much fun am I gonna play?
I should have even upgraded this at least too.
I am bronze.
You're a defender, who cares?
You just lose the fucking trade you just put on front of me, man.
I am bronze.
I shouldn't have upped it to be at least two because I could have just went rock on two
plus Lulia, and I just lost a gold.
I am legit bronze.
Fuck.
Bro, I lost a gold man, and now I'm screwed.
Oh, god.
I lost a gold.
Also, wait.
Isn't it the Wisp for sure?
Bro, I didn't even know it was reroll subscription.
Also wait, isn't it the wisp for sure? I didn't even know it was reroll subscription. Bro, what the fuck?
I could have just gotten like fucking 2 gold to turn man.
I didn't know it was reroll sub. Oh my no.
No.
And now I'm fucked. You suck, bro.
Middle.
This is the Fender Hunter.
Yeah, fuck this unit.
I'm just going to cash out 185 when I'm out.
Whatever that is.
I have BF Rod Cloak. Hunter Minowheel.
9 free rolls, 3 cost carousel, you got me, my gargoyle is a lot less value because I have
I mean if I go Morello first, kill the rod and play around BF Cloak, I can also just
make this to Rack.
Okay, let's say I make Staraq, I'm playing off Rod Cloak, and if I go Morello, I'm playing
off of BF Cloak.
I mean I kind of wanted to finish the third item man.
Also why is this?
I mean now that I have this not Defendered, why does it always Defender this?
Alright, why am I cashing this out?
I probably have to play Kong Miao, I'll call Miao, I need to leave, I need to leave, ah!
I think I have to kill one more to cash it out.
I don't actually not even mind just winning this round
probably
Probably.
Go 250.
I mean, why don't I just cash out and 4-2, slight roll?
I'm pretty sure I'm uncontested on my line, so it's gigavalue to 4-2 this game.
AP, AP, AP, Void of Rabidons.
I mean, this has a Thelios, but he might play a Thelios-Bravo back.
like the nearly will be contested I guess. Oh that guy's Kale and this guy's Kasey Obita.
So it's just like no matter what I want to roll in 4-2. Because I can actually just hit my entire board for 3.
This unit just got one shot. Alright fuck it I just go 250 then.
I mean the thing is that we're gonna go to 250 I would have just sold.
Alright, what of, uh, oh yeah, oh nice, okay.
Okay, I got Bow Rod, I'm sure that I can play against him, Gary.
Uh, is it always against you?
I might as well wait because I can't report to Rod and go for red buff.
And then I stack one, roll for some frontline plus some stuff.
Miss Caitlyn 3.
Okay, I'm going to go red buff.
What the fuck? Bro, okay.
I mean, it's always Cronkorn, it's always red buff.
I might as well wait to... I only have two reporters, Frock.
Should I wait till number 4?
I don't even know if it was Rod.
Okay, I mean, it's always Red Buff, and I don't really like GS, but honestly, I don't
even mind Gensu Red Buff, and then I just play off of BF Broke.
Or I can just report as a Rod, bro, fuck Gensu, man, fuck you.
And GG, what I get?
Okay, I mean, I can do a little gargoyle with this, and then do I really want to make
I don't know what they're making that for, I mean it may be a solo GS, I don't think it's a double IE
If I can 2 star or 3 star 3 star, oh I can't, I'm not building Kraken on 100 man
I mean I don't have to make it to Ash plus, I dropped Middly and Sivir for Ash, but I could also just end the game with
I would have won this, I know I probably wouldn't have.
I'm not trying to pay you.
Okay, Breville back to you, I'm in.
I'm done.
Bro, fuck the Nidalee, fuck the- alright, how do I get a- okay, this over something.
All right, Rift Beast, Hunter, Starrac, IE...
All right, and now I just go 9.
I don't have Bravager in.
I probably, I mean I need one Diana, fuck. I probably missed a Diana, huh?
I mean, I'm pretty sure this can actually scam around and I just, I just wreak havoc not in duty.
I still have nine free rolls, but I could also just save them.
Okay, I need to roll, man. I need to roll. I need to fucking roll. I need one Diana, my board is actually good.
Mercful for Ver- Oh. Oh! Oh! Okay.
All right, well, that is it. I don't need to roll but it's not important actual ass
Like okay, okay, it's not explosive man. I should have just rolled it the fuck down to 018
But now I'm now a mate
And now I'm a
Didn't roll to zero or I'm inside even zero like I
I-
I don't even have to roll the Zilean. Why don't I just take a combat augment?
Roll up the fuck down. How can I lose a single round?
How- How can I lose a single round?
I can't.
Roll now? No, I already committed, man.
I took- I took explosive rolls. I'm not fucking rolling when I'm 14 out of 68.
Fuck that!
I mean I mean my board is not like that good but I mean I have nine rolls and
like I mean I'm guaranteed to make a nine. But like if the lobbyist was I'm
normally strong I would have died. Like if somehow I just get 10 oh 10 oh 10 oh
10 oh 10 oh 10 oh 10 oh I'm just dead. I have to roll a little bit because I have to
uproot something the whole mounter and it's actually really good that I don't
have to play around by mid early because now I can just like easily swap. I mean I'm
I'm probably just like just playing around like okay what is it like I have to play Cogniow I don't even have Cogniow
So why don't I make I don't even have Cogniow bro. No
I'm there's an affiliates with glove, but I don't even want to play affiliates on my board
But
I mean that makes it so I don't have to play fucking Cogniow
So I kind of want to do go I do want to go for a last whisper
What what is this even a fucking synergy
So why the fuck did I go for a failure some characters, so this shit's not even a fucking synergy I
I could have just went, there was a five cost glove.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
I mean, I can roll once for charm.
Okay.
I, I lost Twin Guardian, I meant to put-
Okay, at least I got Cobblestone, he just has all these brambles.
This shit is fucking broken man.
I mean, I just reset off some dog shit and use that one shot.
I'll give him 100 and Ezreal as well, Loki.
This is what, rupees for this.
I mean, I'm probably just gonna stay on, I mean, I'm gonna play Diana, just drop rupees
eventually and read this.
Heal 4% I mean it's not actually good because I have to play this dog shit and then what's my other
beast that I'm playing?
Oh that was not even bad.
Am I actually playing Narveless? What's it called?
I mean, this guy's giga-strel is against fucking Rewold.
He doesn't get a single reset and just look at his damage.
It's just pathetic.
That shit is pathetic.
I mean, it's fine.
because I already know I'm gonna get lost.
I might as well just not get lost, okay?
I gotta get Bota now.
I'm not even trying.
I don't know if I'm dead in the stream.
Poppin' Lux.
I sold my Danganas. I just lost my Ravager. I can't.
Crombard, Ardoyle, Eden Troud, Redbuff, GS, and...
I just lost my uh, my Ravager though.
Gage.
I lost this round?
I can lose?
I lost this round?
How?
My board- I mean yes I don't have Ravager!
I mean I took out Rift Vs. What's it called but I'm trying to pivot to...
I can lose this round?
I mean, I guess my Rift Beast got fucking toggled on?
Or no.
Alright, what does Ravager look like?
Bro, I need a- I mean, there's Diana.
Am I just playing four fucking-
Okay, well, I don't have a Rift Beast, or what's it called?
I mean, Ravager, no, I mean, I don't have Ravager here.
Blackthorn on what's it called?
Sack of fucking idiot.
HV whole board.
My board sucks!
I can play this over over something my board fucking sucks
My board is ass. I mean, I'm trying to play fucking Scuttle Crab
Hello
I mean it's three man or that's that's a ravager
I mean it was supposed to just keep Scuttle Crab and not Scuttle Crab
But I mean I'm supposed to just try to drop this shit and some other dog shit like it's just elder dragon
I'm dead! It's just dropped. Okay listen, isn't it a little unreasonable though that I didn't see a single Elder Dragon?
Like if I just kept them work wolf I would have won both of these rounds by the way.
But like all I want to do is just sell Diane. All I want to do here is just sell Diane.
All I want to do here is sell the fucking that dude and the Diana and just play elder dragon and one starts already better
I'm gonna go to open so I I mean I didn't I mean the thing is if I just okay listen if I just roll on eight
I would have won that game for sure. Yes
Like I just don't think it's most of growth and I just roll for two star frontline and two star carry
I wouldn't I want one for sure but it was like a guaranteed top two because I would have to stay much more in sleep
But I mean I'm trying to know like
No, okay, listen if I just kept the Merc Wolf if I just kept the Merc Wolf I
Actually would win both of those rounds. Yes, and
Then all I had to do is stay on the bramble back in the Merc Wolf until I hit
until I hit, oh yeah, also I mean I could have just went IE.
But either way, okay.
And then, and then, in the moment I find Elder Dragon,
I can just sell Bramble back
in the Diana that I was playing for Ravager.
I sold the, so now I don't have Rift Beast.
And then I just, I just, two for one,
because Elder's two units, and then GG,
isn't the game over?
Hunter, Sterak, IE, I'm actually gonna make IE
in just two of Gary, no, two of Gary's, no.
Holy shit! Oh no, now I just look like a noob.
But like, okay, but at the end of the day, isn't it actually unreasonable? Like, I didn't even bother thinking about what my board would be if I didn't hit Elder Dragon.
But like, isn't it actually unreasonable to not see an Elder? Isn't that a little unreasonable?
No, really?
Like I just play drop, drop, elder, hunter elder and I make I instead of stupid as TG
and I move out of the here, and then GD.
Oh
First message you ass
And now I look like a new
Can you actually get some LP for once?
I mean, for all... like, no... I just... I had 20 rolls, I had 20 rolls...
Okay, listen, I had 20 rolls and I clicked explosive growth.
I had 20 fucking rolls and I clicked explosive growth.
Am I not 9 anyway if I just stabilize my board and just win that stage for free?
And then I probably would have won every single round until stage 6 anyway.
Oh no no no no no no hello hello hello hello
set to go digital you guys just forget
about that game
I think they left. They gave up on me. Oh wait, oh he's still here, Colt and Dee. We are fucked.
Oh yeah, there's a, oh yeah, a Disop is our new 404 teammate. Can you test six juggernaut
Apelios I saw it on Twitter. Oh, what's the build? Like ginsu kraken kraken or ginsu kraken IE maybe
Wait, okay, so six juggernaut
Apelios mama beak
Wait, okay, six juggernaut Apelios mama beak
Six juggernaut Apelios mama beak. Wait, is that even like shuttlefrab?
Wait, okay, isn't it broken with Juggernaut plus one, actually?
Because you Juggernaut the...
You Juggernaut the rock, and then you Alpha mark the Scuttle Crab.
And then you just play Giga of Thelios, Six Juggernaut, Mama Beak, Juggernaut on the rock.
Wait, I mean, that sounds good.
And then you just rip-fist the fucking Scuttle Crab, and then use the only minute.
I mean, that sounds pretty good, actually.
Wait one second.
I don't get it, I mean you know what I'm thankful man, at least that's a good one,
They still did not give up on me.
Hog chain.
They did. No.
Also, is it even worth learning this cameo with Holly Kong?
I played one game of it and I never want to play it again.
It's getting buffed a lot on PvE.
I mean, might as well just buy a ticket and just play some Kale.
I mean, I haven't played Kale in a minute.
I mean, wait, why don't I just play Camille, or Camille Callie this game?
We're at the weak kale, wait that's perfect, that's actually perfect.
Alright, I'm in.
Alright.
Two traits in Voker.
Uh, Defender plus, I, I, I, oh shit I didn't even put it in my, oh fuck I didn't even put
I didn't even catch on the tool with this round man. Oh my, I was-
Bro, I could have just catch on with this man. Oh my, I could have catch on with this as well. Oh my, okay
It's fine. I'm gonna just catch on the next round. It doesn't matter. You're gonna be gated by levels anyway. It's fine. Alright
How many trait ladders in the bottom? Let's see. Oh great trait ladder. I can't.
It's fine. It doesn't matter. You're gonna be gated by what's it called anyway, man. Relax.
Relax. And I'm not pulling up the- okay, I mean I actually wanted a rep of this because uh,
I have one game so far I went there, but I won't roll. Is it both or good? It's probably fine.
Alright, Fade Juggernauts, and then next turn I just play like...
Oh
Shrissana good faith hunter
Man I karma to in boker plus one there in a boker the rapid fire
I mean surely I can make some items I mean if I have in boker surely it's voice staff, but I've no AP holder
Is, is Invoker like, how do you cash out this Invoker one?
Is there like a site that you can just cheat or not?
I mean, I play team over sprykin, I can play, oh I mean this is for sure a cop.
Okay, I mean I found an invoker, but I mean this is just Flora of Fatalis plus one, and
I can just play this.
And I can just level for invoker.
Also this is Defender, this is Faye.
I'm trying to pivot over now.
Cause I can drop, drop, drop for Rammus, oh and I don't have, what's it called?
I'm having invoker here.
Four of Fatalis is three, Meris is four.
I'm sure that I can find an AP fucking holder.
Which is these.
This is a mocha.
I'm gonna play that.
I am lost.
Is there a quarter that you play around?
Can someone just give me the rundown so I don't have to load up this website?
Like, I can easily cash these out, but then I'm worried that I'm gonna get stuck up at the...
Like, is this just always Fiddlestick?
I mean, I'm guessing it's always Fiddlestick, right?
In Cosmics, if you can?
Like, do you need Cosmics to cash it out or not?
Just use the website!
Bro, fuck the website, man.
No.
So, you need closets?
Or no?
Oh, you don't.
Okay, okay.
So, it's fine.
Oh, like, is there any, like, it's always Fiddlesticks, though, right?
Like, isn't this like unit 2.0b?
Defenders, Svelteber, Flora?
I mean, surely it's 2.0b.
Okay.
Surely it's 2-0-p.
I mean, this is Spraykin with, is it Invoker Spraykin? Yes.
I'm pretty sure I can play Rammus Tristan and Teemo somehow.
I can also just play Invoker.
I mean, I'm at 4-trade. Like, how can I get 5-trade next turn?
I probably go for a Marlowe, I always remember going on my board.
Like is it okay to stop one then?
I don't get it.
I mean how do I get four?
I have a million gold on bench, but it's fine because I catch up so much gold.
Okay, so one Teemo and I play Rammus, Tristana.
Like, that sounds right.
Okay, there's a Causix.
Like, this is just Faye. This is Faye as well.
And then this is Invoker. I mean, I should probably start evolving this Causix.
And then I played Teemo over this, it's already another trait, and then Kha'Zix can evolve
into Spellweaver.
What are you evolving into?
It's probably not Spellweaver though, right?
What do you evolve Kha'Zix into?
Who am I talking to?
Oh, Bravager.
Oh, and then you play, what, Diana, I'm guessing?
Also, should I try to find Loss?
That doesn't really matter.
and start flushing. And instead of running around like he went out of a...
I'm not sure they have a bind like any of these, right?
Akali.
probably is what adapter and formal
and there's a demo but I have to play it in
They Hunter Spell Weba.
What is this?
Sprayken?
A Spell Weba.
What is this?
Should I play this?
Should I play Vanguard?
Should I play Vhagar?
Alright.
I mean that sounds pretty good to me.
Alright, now what?
One,
Two,
Three,
Four,
Five,
Six.
So I'm already six out of whatever.
Do I hold Tristana or not?
I'm lost.
I mean either way it's looking pretty good so far.
Trist over Teemo,
and
then Diana plus Rock.
I mean, after this evolves, I should probably come over the board.
I'm looking at this augment.
This looks very broken.
I am level 7 out of 8 takedowns, 6 out of 5, oh I will just click.
Oh, rod of BF sword, invested to just start pushing non-stop.
All right, it'll stick to you now just you don't hear this breaking
I mean doesn't make it like a little too easy though. I mean I'm five out of six right block the one
Uh, okay, well I'm already seven out of six so now this is gonna evolve into
Uh, you said Ravager, is there anything else I can play?
Or is there just always Ravager?
The level 6 I can play, okay hold on, I'm actually probably just planning it out.
I'm at 7 traits, let's say I evolve this into Ravager, and then I play Diana, how many
traits is that?
But why don't I go Execution and I just need one Azir?
One Azir or Warwick and then I know what the along with me.
Or I could just choose one.
I mean I'm kind of just choosing Azir because I can just roll a little bit on 7.
I can level in two turns, it perfectly catches it out.
Executioner, and then I just go with Zer, which is...
Wait, is that even summoner?
I don't have...
I mean, I'd Blossom, Juggernaut.
Thumbs down.
Alright, well, either way.
Okay, so now I can catch out seven,
and then next turn I'm gonna level and play...
If I play Yorick over Rek'Sai, I get Executioner and then I have how many traits.
But how do I catch up the last one?
Because Yorick is Executioner plus...
You know, Akali...
No, there's infinite. I feel like there's infinite, though.
Seven traits. I haven't Bofra plus someone with Spritekin.
I mean, there's a pan. That makes it easy as fuck. Low key.
And it's on the closet, I'm last pick.
Okay.
I mean there's an Azir and it has a Morello, that's pretty good.
Wait, how do I cash out 10?
I am lost.
Bro, I should have just used the website, man.
I don't even know what the condition is, like, I, alright, I'm gonna go back and use the
the website. Can someone make the site? Okay, there's another colleague. Because like, okay,
so this is what I was doing. So I was gonna do wreck site and then I just leveled for
summoner. So this is my board right now. How far is this? How many traits is this? Oh wait,
this is nine traits. Oh wait. Oh, okay. Oh wait, I have 10. I have 10. I just catch up
or not oh okay okay okay okay so what the fuck is this Blackthorn and
executioner oh okay this is this is nine okay and then I just don't even care
about tend to it okay and also what form I've been playing like some were gone
board I just need any juggernaut I mean you don't even need 13 cash out you just
like I didn't I mean I'm getting kind of low so I'm just gonna fucking I'm gonna
cash out rolling on for two and then I just win the game rolling on it because
I just cashed out I don't even know how much shit
Okay, a Juggernaut, GD. What is this? A full item. I cannot. I can go Val, I can go
Rabadons. Let's go Rabadons, fucking it. Like, surely, oh wait, I have a full VF to
put around. Okay, let's get a front line item, actually. No, but Rabadons is kind of broken,
though. No, no, no, let's get a front line item. No, no, no, no, Rabadons is broken. No,
no, no, no, no, let me get a front line item. Okay, and then now I'm at 9, and then next
I level cash out the font and then just set it on 42 and GD oh
Okay, so like how does the website work you just like plug in what emblem you got and it tells you the exact word you want to play
Yeah, what I mean isn't that just like it that isn't this shit just broken because any idiot can just
Isn't that just cheating?
I mean, yeah, but I mean like it, I'm pretty sure it's like pretty easy to figure out the
moment you just plug in, like if you plug in Fiddle and Cosyx onto your board, isn't it
like pretty easy to figure out?
You got an Elder Dragon, Kennen, and a Narr.
Am I playing Elder Dragon this game?
I mean, I can play Narr this for sure.
Okay, and then you can't catch on on neutral, right?
Let's play our combat.
Okay.
I have voice so I don't have to play Kog'Maw.
Alright let's catch up the fawn and then I'm just gonna fucking send it.
Am I even playing this board?
What am I even playing on my board?
Maybe I play vice ever.
Let me just get this in first.
Like a moomoo.
Is this 10 traits?
Yes.
Alright, what am I open selling?
My entire board?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
And I just jam in as much high quality units as possible.
You need to lock the hell in!
I mean just wait, I'm cashing out the fog man!
Oh yeah, I should probably make some problem items.
Is that a bogey, is that something, something, something, I don't know, just wait.
Sack 2 go 9, no, I'm going to win out here man, it's over.
I'm too live, GG.
yes
rock rock to where the fuck is the more God
real fucking man
real fucking as well I
I don't have it. Sorry. I don't have it in the planner. Oh
God, I
I don't have morgana in the platter. That's why I can't see it man. I need morgana or I'm eighth
No, no, no
Bro like am I like if I had morgana like am I not like guaranteed to
Why don't I just put morgana in my planner before I roll and I would have won this game
instantly.
And now I'm won like because I'm bronze.
I should have morgana on my board.
Why don't I just put it in my planner?
I'm bronze.
Hello?
I would have won this game instantly, man.
And now I'm forced to roll cause I'm stupid.
Morgana!
I don't care if I die, I die.
Like I should've won that round, I should've been 9 and 1 turn man.
No.
NO!
NOOO!
MY DEAD!
I think I'm dead.
I didn't roll with...
Guys, this game was over.
I just had to put the Murgana in the planner
and the game was over.
Wait, wasn't this game actually over
if I just fucking put the Murgana in the planner?
Just upgrade all the floor costs?
Guys, okay.
Let me, okay, can I give you an excuse?
Can I give you guys an excuse?
The reason I had the ego to not roll
with Morgana in the planner
is because I feel like when I roll down
for a Filio, Sivir, Nidalee, Dapboard,
I'm like pretty flexible and upgrading my frontline
so I actually don't need the planner.
But the thing is, after playing 150 games
in a row of not playing Morgana Ari,
I legit can't see Morgana.
I legit cannot see Morgana.
If, like the thing is, if I just put Morgana in the planner,
this soap is regretting joining your ass, man.
No, listen, listen.
Guys, can, is that, is that like valid excuse?
Is that a valid excuse or no?
Like, I, listen, listen.
How can you roll down
If you play 3,000 games of TFT, rolling with the planner,
just try playing the game without the planner.
Roll down without the planner,
especially for a unit that you haven't played this set.
It's very bad.
It is very bad.
The unit just does not exist, yes.
Like, no, no, no, guys, please, please.
No, no, no, we need to forget about this one.
we need to forget about this one we used to roll without plan of road what
happened no we need to forget about this one you should be ashamed stfu no we
need no guys we need to forget about this one no we actually must if we
don't forget about this one I'm gonna be depressed you I bro I I but no like no
we need to forget about it like bro like oh no no like all I had to do before
my roll down was just click this and then it was just over and then I was
always like I had to go to so I was gonna play fiddle fiddle Lillia and then
Nars like we said and then I've already put the blossom and my poor
I would have won this game, man. All I had to do was put the shit in the Flammer.
It was this R-E, Ashe, I think I hit rock Q, and I had a blue D.A. too.
What else did I have? Morgana too is an instant win.
I just had to come up the board in the Flammer with the V over plus one, and the game was over, man.
I think I had Sentinels, so I didn't have to find any.
Except I had Nars, so I placed Sett, and then I had Ashe, which is Blossom, plus these three.
And then, oh, I fiddle stick and then I'm rolling and then I basically only have two of them. I have one open slot
Which was I can just play I'm not playing hand guard
I mean, it's just like what did I get?
Fuck a random cannon. I'm pretty sure I had a cast. Random ass cannon.
I had marbles, I don't even need the, and this is not the word. And then I just go 9. Like this board just wins every single fucking round.
But instead I
I didn't play Ashe, I think I played a Mumu and I stunned off myself because of the Morgana's.
All I had to do was put in the planter to look at the synergies and be like, alright, best, this is my board.
I had Invoker plus one, Invoker items on Auri, and then I just roll down and hit all of my frontline.
I'm pretty sure I could have hit Morgana too as well, and I have Auri too and I just win the game for free.
No guys, no, no, no. Guys, no, like in down and all. I'm down and on and on and on. The thing is, I cannot play right now.
Like after after playing the tournament, I need to not stream because I think people are starting to think I'm ass
I'm back to zero B. People are starting to think I'm fucking ass
Like the thing is if you just look at this level of play versus the games versus the level of play
When I play in tournament, it's actually just night and day like that game. Listen like yes
I looked like a straight gold player. I probably looked worse than gold probably
Probably worse than silver honestly
But if all I did was just open the damn planner and drop the ego like I do in every damn game
Oh, I mean no without planner is part of the skill. No, it's fucking not
You the planner is there for a fucking reason just drop the damn ego and put the fucking units
Into the planner and then when you roll down you see this little mark on them. Oh, I need to buy this
I need to buy this shit and then you just click put that shit on your board and I had boy de Morello
I had adaptive JG
something, adaptive JG invoker on the dude, and then all I have to do is just put the
units onto the board and then I have infinite gold.
Okay, okay, but the thing is, if I get trait ladder in tournaments, I guarantee you all
convert.
I guarantee it.
I will be busted out the calculator, the fucking website that just tells you what units to
play and then I'm going to see what my items are, see what my plus one is, and I'm going
to put the units into the planner. I'm going to put my units into the planner and I will
win the game for, I don't know, wait, what even is the trait letter, trait letter website,
TFT, let me see, traitlatter.com, is it this?
What do you mean stage one, what does that even mean?
How do you exclude... is this like ass?
Use data TFT.
This one is ass.
All right, let me see.
What's data TFT?
I remember to use it like...
Set 18 trait lag.
This?
What do I do?
Invoker emblem?
Conditions change.
Recalculate.
now what? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, this is 9 units? No. I mean, I only need 10 traits.
They're not only need 10 traits.
How do I put population 8?
What?
Change population to 8.
And there's no way.
I think they're excluding Cosmics or...
Oh, Recalculate.
Oh, oh, well this is bad because I mean I have to find an elune, I have to find what the fuck is this board.
I don't want to roll for the 10, I mean, okay, how do I, I mean, am I add Cossacks onto it?
Assuming you have one Cossack, it's probably easiest fuck, honestly.
Because that shit, when I played it, it was easiest fuck.
Wait, what more did I play?
Well, there's legit infinite.
For this Causity, there's legit OP.
Okay, I mean, the bottom line is, I'm pretty sure you just...
It's almost... Is it just almost always Fiddlesticks, Causics?
Oh wait, this game, it's not even Fiddlesticks.
Wait, what?
You can... Wait, where's Fiddlestick?
Maybe CD...
Okay, isn't this actually broken?
Like, let's say early game, I had a pebbles, like, let's say I had early game pebbles as my item, as my carry.
And then, and then I didn't find causes. Is there a level, and then you just go sit here and...
Holy shit!
And this is my item holder, and then...
Yo, this is broken!
What the fuck?!
There's this many boards?!
Oh, this is nine traits.
Oh, I mean, surely you can pivot off the, okay, okay.
I mean, surely you can pivot off the pebbles eventually.
I mean, okay, let's say you don't find Cosyx.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, let's say I don't find Cosyx.
Like what are some units that you do with Rengar or just Rival?
I mean, I'm not finding, okay, let me exclude.
How do I exclude?
I don't get it.
What is Broke even talking about? But how do I exclude like five costs?
Oh
But this is four and five costs. Yeah, fucking
What's taking so long bro? Hurry up man.
What do you mean? There's a 5 cost right here. What the fuck do you mean?
You fucking scammer.
Okay but the thing is with this board is like are you just gonna die?
Who the fuck is your carry mid game?
Like this board is legit terrible. Like the boards that are good
are the ones, I mean that's why I think Kha'Zix just makes the game an instant burst.
Except I had Kha'zix and I went 8.
Does Kha'zix and I hold your items?
I mean, I guess Kha'zix and I can also hold your items.
And there seems to be a lot of units, like a lot of boards with Kha'zix and then like it seems like you want to hold Rakan, like Rakan Akali.
Rakan Akali Kha'zix is a package and then Kha'zix Fiddle with the Lillia is also a package.
Okay, now this shit is broken.
You can also go Shenmuelea with Inferno, I mean honestly it's not like pretty obvious though,
it's what defender has another trade, that's a two trade.
What the fuck is this board, they don't, what is this unit, a meal?
What the fuck is this garbage, well this is a nine trade.
Turn off the 4 slash 5 class filter.
That?
Roast select causing streets.
Wait, wasn't this my board?
Wait, this is literally my board!
Yo, what the fuck?
Except I didn't play this and I played a Juggernaut.
Oh, it's because I selected...
Wait, I didn't even... Oh, I selected Invoker.
So this is Invoker plus what, what, this Vanguard?
With Rock on? Oh, no, I didn't play Rock on.
Oh, it's because I didn't select...
Oh!
The Causix isn't even upgraded!
Yeah, I was gonna say like wait what okay, so now you have oh
So you can go cause it's execution or no no okay, and then you just and then you just see right here's roll for your
But no no guys. No listen
All right fuck fuck the hate watchers at set to go and at dish soap do not lose faith in me do not lose faith in me
This will not happen in a real game
It fucking clicked on back. I will be dropping the ego and putting the units into the planner
Yo, we need to hold that we need to hold set. They're about a like a he this guy set paired
Isn't trade tracker and 44 kind of hard. Yeah, I mean usually when the game's hard
I just say I mean the calm is our calm is just uh, you know my games hard. I'm not common this game
I don't give a fuck, but if I went out I'm gonna win out
That's actually they're calm and actually went out like no cap
I mean sometimes are actually just hard and you can't you can't sit there and like like sometimes you load into two one
Your game is so easy
You can just spend the entire time fucking scouting and spend the entire like if I load in with a Godspot
And I'm just sitting there playing fucking dumbass quirky. I will just be spending the entire game just scouting around
But like when you're when you have a trait ladder like isn't it actually like like you actually have to play the game
Like and then then you don't you don't have time to scout you don't have time to like know what to hold
And then like, the thing is if you don't hold one of the units, it's not a big deal, like as long as you convert your spot, that's all that matters.
Like it's not worth you risking throwing your spot to try to grief one of their sets.
Like who the fuck cares? You just play your damn game.
And then like, and then I had that game I avoid Morello, so oh what's this? If I avoid Morello, I will be putting the Morgana in the planner.
If I have Invoker boss one, what's in the planner? Rock.
What do I have? Me game? The Fiddlestick.
What's a good spellweaver with the Fiddlestick?
Ari and what's this Ari can hold in Bocher and then what's this I have a I have a fucking
We
You're not in key on all that bro, I can't play after a tournament man
I actually can't take you seriously. It's like after after playing tournament. Aren't you just like giga burnt out?
Or like like like after playing a day of tournament
Like, for me at least, I am burnt out as fuck.
Like, the six games of tournament is worth like 50 games of solo queue, no joke.
And like, I just can't even take solo queue seriously, like I'm not gonna sit here and
try to squeeze out placements in a fucking solo queue game, I'm just gonna steep the
8th.
But like, starting Monday or starting whatever, like, I mean, assuming, like, let's say, I
mean, let's say I don't make a lot of lobby, and then, I mean, starting Monday, I will
be taking solo queue seriously.
But I definitely like cannot take so long seriously after a fucking tournament day.
It's legit impossible.
And I'm not just like a fucking L competitor and L fucking, I don't even know what it's
called.
It's legit impossible.
It is fucking draining, man.
Like no, like no joke, it is fucking draining.
I can't.
No, no, no, it's too draining, man.
WCOP.
No, it is, man.
Bro, ask any tournament player.
Like six games of tournament is worth like a hundred games.
Like after your tournament games, like I don't know how I even, how do I even have the energy
to sit here and get fucking rage rated for another five hours like how the fuck am I still how am
I still playing tft right now that is fucking crazy actually bro I might be the fucking goat
like how the fuck am I nah nah nah
you are oh really you think so all right vet I mean I I think I would agree
All right, all right, bro, these last two games are so,
no, no, no, no, guys, listen.
If there's any VOD watchers,
they probably already closed the fucking VOD 20 minutes ago
when I started this dumb ass rant.
But anyways, in case there are VOD watchers,
fuck you, master borough, what do you mean?
All right, in case there are fucking VOD watchers,
What was I going to say? These last two games broke. No. I'm like legit. No. Holy shit.
No. These games were 1-1 by the way. These games were legit 1-1. No, no, no, no. No, no,
I need to get out of that. I'm getting tilted.