I was confident, pretty confident.
Alright, so the points don't reset and then we play three games and they cut bot body.
And then we're going to play two more games, they're going to top 4, they're going to auto-qualify to day 3.
And then they're going to top bot 4, and you play two more games, and then they're going to top 4, they're going to play 8 players final all of you.
I probably had the average better than a 4.0, I probably had the average like high to raise.
Maybe even a little better, like, yeah, I probably had high to raise.
Oh, I need to join the, oh, shit.
You
you
I mean, I looked, I went to Haman.
I just want to show you guys my fucking results.
These are my fucking results.
For the last nine cups.
I went final lobby seven out of nine times.
just keep just keep calling me diamond heart stuck
just it just keep calling me heart stuck
I just fucking wait
okay isn't it kind of hard though 28 points the final lobby when
eh that's not even true it's a five point deficit right now
okay honestly I'm gonna just do the high three
...
All right.
you
I just looked at my lobby, wait how come I have dish soap and set to go again?
What the fuck?
Bro.
Ah.
GG man.
And dark nubs.
Look bro.
No, I'm not scared.
I'm right here.
I'm not scared, I'd rather just have to eat like the worst players.
Why would I play against good players when I can play against not as good players?
There can't be a lobby with 8k 30 zoos.
Sorry.
Yeah, nice one, man.
Uh-huh.
I might have played a solo queue after, probably not.
Bro, I played a little bit of solo queue after yesterday.
No, I was fucking miserable.
Like, no, no, no, that shit.
Like you get so burnt out from these games.
Like I legit cannot, like, it's too hard, man.
Let me see.
Is the Asian food in Germany good?
Okay, now I feel bad for talking German food when Universali is from Germany.
But German food is fucking ass.
Alright, I mean, someone has to say it.
It's ass, no cat.
I live in a village. Okay, honestly, that sounds pretty good then.
Like local food? I mean, local food has to be good.
I don't think it's like, yeah.
with these friends forever
Rengar 2 Causics 2, he's 5 Rengars.
three
I find them unworthy.
I should have started, you might have been able to win.
No, it's in the corner.
I need to play one of Brambleback or Nidalee or Furly Brambleback.
6 Rengars, Closix 2 with a Radiant engine, I'm strong as the Nully for sure, whatever
this guy.
I need this one, 4v1 if you're in.
I wouldn't have to get 5 gold plus 2, and I get 4 gold, so I'm still at 40.
That's what we got, nice man.
Six Rengars, level 7, 30 volts, six Rengars, $3, we're free, we'll play then.
You can go.
I was I don't think I'm gold to roll for them for us.
I'm not sure my spot is actually guaranteed, but I wonder if it's actually guaranteed or not.
No, I'm broke.
I like Diana plus a Vanguard, the Broke. Diana plus a Vanguard, Radiant TG on a random Vi.
Radiant TG on Middly. Vanguard, Dremelback.
that's actually good, but that is probably some of the executioners.
That's so poor though.
of
the
I mean I don't probably still like the like top 5 even with that loss, I think it's fine.
I'm pretty sure on average this board should 73.
I will open their eyes.
I think I have a safflborn.
Also my items, I have no fun on items.
Bow rod glow.
Belt belt belt belt belt belt belt.
of
the
of
the
I thought it was the second one.
I probably am playing a pecker on him.
I'm just too poor to play the game.
I have to move another round.
Which is like broke.
This guy's spot like broke.
I'm this is my this is my radiant yeah I think my game is fucked
I hold set. I have to play Diana. I have to buy a Mumu, but I have to hold set with the set paired and now I'm broke.
Warlord's Vow, I just have to move this here, this one.
Oh my god, if I just move this here, I'm pretty sure I can move that fight.
I'm just playing four fucking earth re-defender for frontline.
i'm sure this is taking
elder dragon too
It's a ravager
My board is fucking ass it is legit ass
How do I fix it? I can't
my board is fucking awful bro like I love that one round
and I'm too poor to hold the pairs and I could have like set to drop these stupid ass elderwoods
I mean this is easy my units are ass. Like it could be set to an Alistar over this and this.
All right I mean I have a Shen with fucking Defender like it could be Lilia too
because I've been fucking broke. And now I can't hold anything. For all I just had to take
her as my destiny. Like surely my game plan isn't revolving around me hitting
showing my gameplay isn't around me like tense reeking when that guy's in the lobby but now
I'm too poor to do anything I couldn't hold any of the fuck it like a
I can't move like I can't move. I'm too far man. Oh my gg man. Diana, Hecarim, Taric,
Reavangard. I can't even sell this because I have a fuck around the journey.
Lookerblade, what's it called, I'm dead as well.
Lookerblade with Baron's Blair, Nessie.
Oh no, like I just have to take the risk man.
Well then my board would actually be good if I streak, because then I could hold the
Moon, I would just play Set, Alistar, Brambleback, Nidalee, Vi, Vi, Amumu, Set.
But I'm too poor man, and now I'm dead man, I don't get it.
Oh, I don't get it.
My board would actually be insane. I'm just too poor.
Let's say I can hold the pairs. What would my board be in this game? I'd radio and TV.
It'd probably buy a Moo Moo.
Buy a Moo Moo. And then after that, I mean, like...
Honestly, after least my streak. Maybe I just had to commit to some fucking...
I don't even know what the f**k the re-roll line I would even commit to.
I didn't hit Brambleback, or I didn't hit Sentinel, but I hit a Taric, so it didn't hit Taric.
No, it'd be Hecarim.
It would have been like Hecarim.
Nidalee, Vi, Diana, those items on Brambleback.
Diana.
That is real.
And then a plus one. I probably probably I mean preferably it's I dropped Nidalee for Alistar and Naur.
Or Naur plus Naur plus Seth, but if I don't hit Naur then I just play
Nidalee plus
Plus stupid ass Morocco fucking. And then the moment I find Naur I play three elder. And then I can drop Hepburn for Taric as well.
Well like I mean I
I'm one of the non-fogs.
And now I'm seventh.
Yeah, I could also just not slam the tempo,
but I feel like my opener was really good.
Like, my opener was actually insane.
It's just nothing matches this shit.
So it's like, when I make Starax
and I play towards this like tempo line,
Like, what happens when I lose my streak, that's what it looks like.
Well, you can do anything you want off of 10 streak, but the thing is I did 10 streak.
In fact, I leveled and I operated like 10 fucking units on my board, and then I lost.
And then I bought these charms, I held the units, and then I load up to someone that natural rank R2 causics do.
But obviously I could have just put the fries in the bag and just fucking belt BF bow that's half...
Void staff, half belt item for the dude, and half like Shoujin.
But the thing is, like, bold BF belt into mouth light, I feel like that's not even good.
Bold BF belt, like, okay, bold can basically, Nashor Tooth is fucking terrible.
That item is just like, understated as fuck.
I mean, it's definitely makeable, but like, I wouldn't make it in that spot ever.
But anyways, like bold belt BF, if I, like, the only way I can kill BF, like, if I go GS,
If I go GS, then I mean BF, GS is also ass.
Tier is, like I need two tiers to make good items.
I need Shogun.
So like in the comp, Shogun and Void are like premium, yes.
And then Shogun and Void are premium,
then I need two tiers.
But then the thing is, if I need two tiers,
I don't even want to go for tier on Carousel
because Meltlight also really wants Gargoyle.
So then if I go Chain or Cloak on Carousel,
I'm forced to just sit there
make zero items for the entire for the entire stage I have the five loss in like
five losses when I have five like when I have operates it's just like it just feels
so bad and then and then if I go tear on carousel then I'm just gonna sit there
and make nothing and then I'm playing let's say I'm playing AD I'm shogun
play around bow belt or I'm voice that player on belt BF like is that good
shogun play around like what happens if my if my items get no fucking defensive
which I didn't get defensive items on Grubbs.
What's the game plan?
I'm just fogged?
Like, I just have to rip Prismatic Destiny.
Like, bro, the reason, I'm not even,
like the only reason I didn't rip Prismatic Destiny
down for 10 gold is because,
okay, well, I mean, Radiant TG of Tolik II
is actually insane for this stage,
but either way, the, in solo queue,
like two games ago, when I played my warmup games,
Look at, look at, he took and I just got scared, but like I need to just not be scared, man
I feel like I bother you that shit all the time and then and then like a lot of the times the
Consensus of like
When we bother you is that like if all the augments are bad where your spot is like
Not just like like unconditionally good. You just have to like point for it and
Actually, it's both looks I mean, it's fine like whatever
When I put on a little chest, like look at this.
He was playing a Camille, Camille, a Callie re-roll.
He averaged his anti-destiny.
And then he hit.
He hit, verticality, and just instantly FF.
But like, but like, bro, like one of the chances
I hit verticality.
like that's actually the only wait that's me yes man and then I should have just
coin flip demand oh my like I lose my streak the round that like it was Golden
Road and my five-street and I'm pretty sure I actually have enough money to hold
everything like okay if I did extra ten volt there I can actually hold like a
moomoo pair and then like flex my board in and out and then I would go like a
moomoo by like nearly with radiant EG and my board is like actually pretty
decent but like fuck man oh my no no I'm ass man like I'm too scared I'm a
bitch I'm actually a bitch I'm a fucking coward like I need to just work that
shit dude 10 gold is so good man I'm a fucking coward like if I get 10 gold
plus like any default combat is my spot insane but even if I don't get a
I'm doing bad with Maddox, I'm doing great too.
Is there a site that shows the Omnids?
On stage 2?
On stage 3?
I have no idea.
Curse Crown, low key Curse Crown, I think I can teleport this game.
I mean, Curse Crown has a lot of combat, right?
And I have a lot of open slots, like I'm pretty sure I would teleport this game with Curse
Crown.
And then, I mean, the problem is, I'm gonna always lose, I'm probably gonna lose in this
though.
Like, first start into this is probably a pretty guy, but you don't stat check for
shit.
Cause like, I'm not gonna run through his frontline and then he has quickly seekers
of Baron's lair.
Like, this could have been me, by the way.
I could have taken Prismatic Destiny into Baron's lair.
Like, I mean, isn't that actually just like a good simulation, like I just do a
one, like I just see who has, according to Prismatic Destiny, it just needs a random,
and he ran the Baron Slayer and then, and then, oh my, like, imagine, imagine I get 10 gold and Baron Slayer there.
Don't I actually win the game?
Okay, well not win the game, but like, don't I actually intally top 4?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But then I lose my streak, I have 30 gold while I roll down, so like, as soon as I see one pair,
I'm forced to commit to that side.
I could have also... no, I mean there's no way I'm opening after making Starax.
But like, I mean I had three Blossom and then I could have just sold my entire board and just play three Blossom and open on stage two for Econ.
And then just greed the items and go for Chain and then not care about making GS.
But like, I... like, isn't my board like... okay, if I streak here, my board is actually good.
Like, wasn't my fight actually competitive against Dishsus Lord, and his board was not even bad, like, oh, good.
When he threw his head, it was actually only like two bad ones, wait, what are the two? Verticality and what?
Is there a...
Like, low-key? Verticality isn't even that bad. Low-key.
and I just play is there an elderwood that's not NAR that can hold these
items low key
but it wasn't elderwood that's not NAR
Uh, AD Hecarim?
No, okay, I mean, I mean, either way, I shouldn't be scared.
I feel like there's so many augments.
I can't just play for the fucking 5% chance.
Like, like, if there's a 5% chance I go bot, too, and then there's like a fucking...
Oh, I need to restart my client.
Oh, shit.
No, GG, man.
No.
No, like no if I just click one button. I'm pretty sure I gained like five placements or four placements. No
No, hello, can you guys not call me washed?
Like okay, but like isn't isn't my line session there actually better than just putting the fucking fries in the mouth
like, isn't Malphite with both BF Belt legit terrible with upgrades?
Like, isn't that actually fucking terrible?
Bold Belt BF?
No Econ opener.
That's good.
Bold Belt BF.
I'm never gonna be able to tempo around Bold Belt BF and play towards AP executioners.
By what item am I gonna go for on Karazil to actually spike my Horde and not coinfoot
my game on Krugs? Like, if I go tier or chain, isn't my entire game can just get completely
fucked by Krugs? Also, if I hit rabbitfire plus one, or 100 plus one, that game's over
I think Ravager and Executioner are really not that good.
No, it's uh, I think you play, oh wait.
Wait, you play 3 in the same lobby?
Wait, what even are the backline?
Cause I know you can hit Ravager cause I hit that and it was just GG.
I don't get it.
And now I'm broke
Or not broke and now I'm dead. I'm not dead, but now I'm fucked. I'm not even fucked
I mean, I just have to do well like the next couple games were like
Oh, I mean, I guess slow we were also pretty bad, but if I have rapid fire 100 it's just instant G
Don't be a bow with slow weaver. I mean honestly with they'll be a bow. It's what we are probably make stairs anyway
They just play off of both. I
I mean, I could have also just made Starax and played towards AP anyway.
But I mean, I had Yi with Last Whisperer and what's it called, and just Starax and
Malphite, and we moved Starax to some AD eventually, but Tristana Hunter, Tristana Hunter, Tristana
Hunter.
But how do I see all options?
options. I don't even think that I don't need to say a lot of them in database.
H3. Ooh!
Alright. I mean, I saw like it doesn't matter what I see. Let's just go through all of them.
Wait, you can't even hit this. Oh, you can. Okay. GG.
GG. GG.
I can probably figure something out. So probably it's fine. Yes. Ah, shit.
I mean low key. I mean, honestly with
items maybe it's fine yeah honestly yeah that's fine whatever fucking I mean
coordination is fine Chris Brown I'm pretty sure I can get away with it as
well oh shit we're in this one. JadaMoney insane insane okay yeah hold the line
this this augment by the way like ever since they changed the champions only
doesn't this augment need a buff so okay what happened last set is people were
They were playing the fucking Nifzee.
Or wait, is it Nifzee?
What was that shit even called?
Wait, what was, oh, the Shepard.
What was that guy, what was it, Bia.
They were playing Bia and then they were just getting,
getting fucking like a free stat.
So they kept nerfing the shit.
And then, and then they nerfed it.
They not stopped nerfing it.
And then they changed it this set to champions
and then didn't buff the fucking numbers.
Excuse me?
of
new film,
I have a nice one here, if you have one, you can do it.
I don't know what this song is about.
And the problem is, uh, oh, two of them, two of them, what the fuck?
What's ending up in this funny thing?
of
5th streak expedition, natural buckle of 2-3 items, perfect item actually.
I always find a weak spot.
It's still red buff.
Red buff stacks.
Where are our children?
I know, just because we talked to the others in the way, but...
I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna go for it.
I need the beatdown.
I'm going to test it sooner in Italy.
There might just be some gone anyway, but that's okay.
This will be
Before the sergeant can
Okay. Alright, I'm fucking chillin'. High key.
Shogun, Starex, Red buff.
Gargoyle, Val, Steadfast.
And it looks like I'm poor, but I actually have a lot of money.
I have to hold Kog'Maw, Nidalee, Vi, Silver, I mean with these items and I can play Nidalee
of the real steel kind of not really
I don't see anything.
Oh, it's always 5. I don't think we fucking...
The fuck? I didn't even see this.
The fuck is this?
I think we should catch up.
Anyone else wanna troll?
of
are we fucking serious? I'm broke. Well honestly I'm pretty close to spanking though. I just
I played mid-lee...
What's it called, this game?
I didn't drop, like, I probably forged over on front line to find something.
I have triple combat, or double combat.
I need a fucking coughball here.
I have a pretty good piece of armor for this one, I'm closer to that for this too.
Okay, I just need a combo over this and then slowly pivot off of this shape.
I was actually good
So what's the cause
Where is the cog now
I
fucking ravager plus one and I can move the IE then if I don't get, okay well I definitely
don't want that one.
I could play Terak over, but I really don't want to. And I could also just go even for out.
No. Yes. No. I'm not into it. I'm gonna rock to you on it.
All right. Cognal? I just like Cognal over this one. We're just going Cognal?
Oh Cognal. End of the list too. I can't.
Okay, one, one problem. I mean, I wrote the trouble to turn one problem and my board
this fucking crazy. He just hit E3. He legit just hit E3. Also he has heroic power E3.
Like this has to be the biggest, okay, honestly maybe it's fine. I'm probably gonna lose anyway
and you know what, maybe I kill some extra units. But Loki, I'm pretty sure I can actually
He decided no, no, no, no gold
Yeah, nah, nah, that's a cold like bro. He just fucking hit man. Fuck you
Fucking she rolled power five golden. He's still yeet. Were you fucking my rage bait, man?
My board is fucking disgusting
Well, so I fucking lose to honestly, this guy's probably
discussion as well. Can I even play? Can I even pick the rock this game? Probably not.
I would have to drop this plus this for Taric plus Rock too, for this plus this. Probably not.
I'm going to use the So-Cog.
I'm going to hold the Rock.
I'm going to drop drop for Diana first, but I need to move too.
and I'm also really prepared
no problem
that's just a problem
there's one actually
there's one that's strong on that one
hold on
I'm not going to go fucking...
I think I'll build out my gun. Pete didn't put his eye on me, so we fought.
This one's from the bottom.
This matchup is so 100-0 that I can win this with this fucking positioning.
This is the most subhuman fucking position I've ever seen in my life.
And I can win this round.
No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm ass.
Like, I didn't even bother scouting even though it's like the most important thing.
Bro, no GG, GG.
I don't fuck.
No, GG.
No, just GG.
Fuck you.
Okay, well, should I hold this rock then?
Bro, I mean I'm so far from the Rockwells Diana because I have Lillia too.
I can't.
My board is fucking terrible.
I don't need you.
Okay, I mean I'm starting on the fucking trash, except he's uh, multiple.
I mean I'll put the seed, that's where you're in.
Best case scenario. 13, lost.
And I lose to this guy and I beat Dish Sove.
So I'm like, as long as I don't get fucking BG'd,
if I Dish Sove I'm fourth here in D I guess. That's pretty good.
I'm fighting this guy.
Okay, and he's probably, and knowing my luck, he's probably fighting clone.
Okay, I mean, I am starting weak side. That's pretty good.
I'm starting real. His backline is pumped man. Excuse me? Excuse me?
That's the only reason he won, man. He clumped his backline and just lost the fight for free
when Ari's in this pool and he...
I... Dish soap's board is so bad! It's so bad! His board is so bad!
I fight- I fight Dish soap, it's just at 100-0, man!
Like, my positioning, I started on the set and I sa- he- if he just doesn't clump his backline, isn't he just dead?
What? My board is fine!
And then if this guy fights the Alune guy, he's dead. If he fights the G guy, he's dead. I could have went third this game, by the way
But instead
He just clumped his backline against Morgana already. How?
How are you know that? Okay, if I only have one guy in my pool, right? If I have one guy in my pool
Like I'm pretty sure he has a low amount of players in his pool. How is he clumping his backline against Morgana?
Morgana, Ari. Morgana, Ari, clump backline.
Brother, he have Yi in his pool. Yeah, there's just too much of a disadvantage clumping your backline
or spreading out your backline against Yi. That's going to make the fight diff.
What no don't worry lunar don't worry we got lunar we're getting like not my entire board gets hit by Morgana and arty
It's all good
7 a.s. 7 a.p.
Pog fucking champ man. Pog fucking champ. Why doesn't he just move a moomoo back a little bit?
Like what? He's a moomoo's lunar. Or why doesn't he just also it shouldn't the lunar be on Zyra anyway?
Oh, he's probably- oh he's out of removers. Oh
nice
Did he clump his backline or he clumped his backline against he oh that's weird
I mean, that's really weird. He got a thousand out anyway. What a damn surprise
Like bro, what and then I an additional was dead. Oh, actually, I couldn't have on dirt
And then I can't beat this guy and then
Oh, fuck, he's such a wanker.
And then, I mean, he went artifact.
He got the fucking Wisp.
That gives you an artifact, and then you hit Witsend.
And then you hit Witsend.
GG, I guess. That's how the game looks. You can't fucking beat this shit.
Just look at this Master Yi, man. Just look at this shit.
It is... it doesn't... like, it's a hell of a... just look at this shit, man. It's so fucking insane, so we should...
What the fuck? Everyone just gets one shot.
And then, the moment it gets aggroed, it doesn't even get damaged.
Oh, god, man...
Artifact Yee.
Like bro, how is this guy clumping against Ari Morgana?
Bro, when Bishop loaded up, he was probably just jumping with joy.
Like what the fuck?
How are you just clumping?
I mean, how the fuck are you just, you're Ari Morthana in his entire back line.
He has a loom to die to AoE.
How can a two star legendary, how bad, like it's, that's even, okay, that's even more
egregious than my Nidalee not starting on, on a swishy, because the thing is at the
at the end of the day they can just swap their tank to be strong side.
But the thing is they can't do anything about a backline that's spread with Morgana and
are we?
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhh
what the fuck
oh god
we are are my nidalee affiliates
what the fuck am I saying
I suppose the nidalee affiliates are 5
I mean, this game should have been at top four.
This game should have also been at top four.
I just threw, I threw this game based on,
what did I throw?
I forgot.
Five, five, five, two, four.
And then what the fuck is this game?
Oh, I wrote for a mouth bite.
I mean, look at my frontline.
That's how you know I miss mouth bite.
Like, they're actually good.
But like, also like yesterday's games
were actually hard as fuck.
There is like, the games,
the games are really easy when you go into
the 4-2 roll down with 90 HP, because then you can actually just go straight for 9, but
then the problem is, when you're fucking 50 HP, you're just sitting there just going for
4th. I mean 4th place is pretty good, man.
Oh yeah, there's, I think there's, I mean thank God they changed the format and there's
one more game. Like, bro, no, I can win the next game, man. Like, no. No. Like,
I mean, I just not scanned one place with men.
Oh wait.
Wait, there's not another game?
Wait, what?
They eliminated after it's the Squershiep wrong?
Wait, what?
Why the fuck did my name read it out?
You motherfucker, hold on, let me go read the rulebook.
Where is the rulebook?
I don't get it. Where's the rulebook? Burning father? No. No.
where's the rulebook burning father no no no no no no no no no where do you what
do you find this shit oh oh oh I think I see the format now we want for that oh
TV closer to day one format okay day two format
They, too, for that, will compete in two games.
Hey?
It's two games?
Without one placement, have swung me?
No, I'm not even close.
What are you swapping for shit if anything? It's a good beat
Wait, what the fuck is this thing? Oh
Okay
Yeah, wait, what the fuck wait, okay. No, I got fucking baby fight bro
Like look what okay, but please explain to me how this row is still here surely some fucking some admin
I could have caught on it was just like oh
Oh, maybe you were supposed to just delete this and move all of this to the left one.
Bro, I thought they changed the format.
Even Phoenix was like, oh yeah, we're playing 11 games or we're playing 7 games tomorrow.
And I was like, yeah, what the fuck, they changed the format.
They didn't change shit.
They just fucked up the call.
Oh wait.
Wait, I think we can play 3 games.
Otherwise there's no way I would get invited.
Wait, what?
But then the Rupal literally says...
Are you sure that I'm supposed to be in this lobby?
Sometimes, I mean, Phoenix is here, though.
Something's not right, because look here.
Day one format, day two.
Players are initially something, something.
Oh wait, oh, oh, wait, wait, the 24.
Oh, oh, I didn't read the set, oh, I didn't read the set.
Holy shit, all right, man.
The 24 remaining players competed in one game
with 0.23, oh, okay, okay, nevermind.
Okay, there is one.
Okay, I'm stupid, man.
All right, my bad.
Oh fuck.
Oh my bad.
Oh, okay, we are playing longer game.
So, okay, but then why is it, why is it redded out, man?
Okay, also I need like a top, like two, or I'm booked.
Like, what are, what the fuck is this distribution?
Why is there a three point gap between 17 and 16?
The fuck?
All right, well, I need the Hyrule or Mace.
I'm not even kidding. I'm pretty sure it's like I don't want to be a loser, but it's actually favorable for them to just cut it off here
He's the thing is there's a high chance
I'm not gonna make it to the next 16 cutoff and 17 points for qualifier points is not even bad
Like 17 for a qualifier points is actually pretty decent
I will protect you from the ever darkness
I'm even like playing
I'm a full district of the chance about winning out of the Euro
Okay, wait, I mean this doesn't my size my chance of winning out but uh, I
Probably still need like a good augment if I want to lose
It's pretty ass
for sure. I'll take you to any day.
clear mind gg I'm back I mean not really and it just helps me roll down I'm
just gonna play executioners
actually I'm not executioners and if I miss nullified it is what it is I have
have no decision to make in this game.
My heart plus one, share all of them,
and the worst beast,
Dark Angel all of them, into...
I mean, look at my spot. I have the gun. If I miss, my bad, I guess.
This is what it is. Where is this idiot?
Alright, my first executioner game of the tournament. Hopefully I hit.
Alright, well, I just want you guys to know, if I miss here, you guys can't even fucking... you guys can't say nothing.
I mean, I just missed. Any fucking idiot can just sit here and put the fucking mouth fight in the bag.
Hope I hit a mouth fight. I'm not pivoting pure rod, giga econ, coven.
I can't.
Like it's not this guy to pivot, I'm not pivoting, fuck you.
And...
I'm saving swords, so he's probably not convincing me.
Cause I have the gun.
And this guy is not sure.
Nothing can hold me back.
That's the situation.
Oh, he wants chain inside of my side, man.
No, that's not what I supposed to do.
Chain's way better, though.
I have a rod in the cronger.
I mean, if one dies, it's already good.
I'm pretty blind over here.
of
the
Pre-level to 6, with clear mind for this entire stage, some of it extra 15 gold, I definitely
of econ to 4-1, I cash out a 185, I send it, I hit Malphite 2, I'm instantly top 2. If
I don't hit Malphite 2, GG. I'm lucky. Alright.
I guess I don't really care if I lose, I'm only the way 1.
I don't even know what's the kind of 2 I'm in now.
That was a fair match with you, I'll say.
I think we're all down, and it's like a sage.
No, I'm catching up with bonus anyway.
When bonus is used, it's infinite gold.
That's not even true.
I'm coming though.
I can just clear line. Alright, well I have the giga gun. So if I don't hit mouth like
to this game, I don't know what to say.
I don't know where that is all of this land.
And then I clear mine to nine I just recap.
of
They forget to run 67 per loss 60 per loss. I get 250
I would need a Morgana
If I suck to my 250 I would need a Morgana my level and roll for more on the next turn I get 250 casual and zero
I'm pretty normal. 48.
And I also have to lose.
I'm pretty good to charge.
I'm pretty sure I'm doing it on the front.
60. We have 250.
Actually, I guess I win, I also get cash out.
I'm not going to do this all the way around, I'm just going to carry a couple of mobs.
What are you going to deal with?
Is it armor or something?
I can ban everyone.
Let's talk about where I go for a frigid.
I kill a lot then lost, I think I would push one into it.
I mean, I have to, I fuck, like, hitting Soraka 2 is not only Soraka 2, it also allows me to self-head in Clear Mine.
Portable Forge, Braunschirmite,
Kill Morgz,
Heroic Grab Bag,
Portable Forge,
I'll go back to the lab, just a little bit.
I'm not sure what exactly this is going on.
I could just sell Soraka on the 9 but I'm pretty sure there's a legit 0 Soraka spawn.
if I sell Soraka I have to sell Penen
but I kinda wanna roll for Soraka
then go 9 and clear line
then I'm just willing to sell
Penen, oh here's 3 Sorakas
I thought I didn't hit Soraka
I mean I could also just sell
for there's no way I'm selling man
my level 9 is just Soraka 2
what's a fucking idiot
what's an alune
let's fuck clear line
I'm about to re-enter, I'll go.
I'm going to sit here and not clearminding, I can't, I mean it's a rocket too, I just
I'll tell Canon.
Is there a Canon? No.
The fuck? I just swapped over here.
The fuck?
I mean, it's whether I'm on a
I just roll a charm in turn.
I mean if I sell sell I can actually go 9 for a drill.
Which is honestly.
I'm going to be here in 9 on 5.5.
I got an elder dragon too.
I'm fighting him.
It's a normal Gimpsons to rack.
Honestly, I think he doesn't have...
Wait, is he an anti-heal?
Wait, he doesn't have anti-heal.
That kind of isn't dead.
Yeah, I think he's an alumni.
Sacrifice with killing was kind of good
On my moment
Cash out to give me two cookies two components or one moment. He's furious
oh that's turn I can actually level this guy is so fucking strong I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose to this guy and then this guy to my pool this has also strong as fuck whatever I mean I have to just pray don't
I just have no combat yeah fucking
I think I might be dead from 18.
I'm dead from 18.
I didn't kill a single unit.
I'm dead from 18.
I mean, I was my next one for a loot, but it's not like it matters, like look at, like,
bro.
Look at this, he's coming cash out, Vanguard plus two, Hunter middle, I don't even know
the fuck that radio in the blue buff? A radio in DV from where? From where? I went six. Like
a pro. Like tell me where I could go wrong this game, please tell me. Like is this cash
out real by the way? How is this shit even allowed? Wait hold on. Is this cash out
even better than the fucking than the 185 like what like don't I just don't I
actually just kill that guy and I'm three lives if I just have any other
cash out hold on let me go check
okay 185 is what full item full item two components 10 gold full item 8 gold
full item blue orb. Full item, full item 12 gold. Full item anvil through like this. I mean
okay the lux is you know that's four components or an anvil or an anvil component full item full
item. Like don't I just like I would have a full item for the entirety of the stage and I ended
with automatic components so it's the big like isn't like isn't this actually 20% of the instant
GG and then I go 9 hit 10 and 2 and I just win the game.
This is legit the only fuck, if I killed more units I would have like what the fuck is this?
Full item full item, aw great, Morgana too, Morgana, oh if I'm playing, if I'm playing
Coven let me cash out, let me cash out and then play Morgana on my board, what?
But I'm going to cash out and play Morgana, no, four components, three components, four
components, four components, and this is three components, but it's an orn and bill.
It's an orn and bill.
12 gold is 12 gold.
When you are, if you cash out 250, yes, when you cash out 250, the chances are you
You are on a 10 fucking loss and if you are on a 10 loss, what does that mean?
Not only did you invest into your board, so you're making 10, then 20, then 30, then 40,
then 50, you're also lose streaking.
So you have more than enough money.
I have more.
What the fuck?
This cash out is the equivalent of a fucking 185.
I could have, I could have just straight up just cashed out a 185 and even sent it
on 3-7 if I wanted to see which one I probably wouldn't.
But honestly, I would have just played a new board.
I would have just dropped every single clubbing unit,
just rolled for any default frontline
and just carried the Zyra up.
And my board was actually pretty competitive for that round.
And if I lose, I lose.
It is what it is.
How?
I mean, even then, I'm not even convinced
that I'm going to beat...
I mean, I can probably beat this guy eventually,
But I'm not even convinced that I'm going to beat this guy.
Like this guy's board is like,
bro, just look at his board.
He's Rock 2, 4 Vanguard.
Vanguard plus 2.
Fucking Vanguard, Morgano, Red, Arc, Shogun, Starax, Hunter,
Gargoyle, Crown Guard, Visage, Blue Buck.
He had so many items, he had to put items
on fucking, on cinderling.
On fucking cinderling.
Like, I mean, I, what?
What?
I don't get it.
I mean, at the end of the day, like, bro, okay,
okay, today's games, like this game,
I could have put the fries in the bag.
I could have just put the fries in the bag in this game
instead of playing plus, but I guarantee you
my line selection was correct if I wasn't asked.
And if I just, if I clicked for Zematic Destiny, I'm pretty sure my spot was actually good.
Like, I guarantee you from this spot, if I tried to play towards Malfight, it would just, it would be 7th rate.
I, I, that is a fact.
Belt, BF, bow.
If any fucking real player, if any competitive player wants to debate me on, on whether you should just put the Malfight in the bag,
I won't even bother showing up to the debate.
Because the thing is, it just means you're bad, and you don't know how to play anything else.
It, I, you're just bad.
And then this game, if bra bra bra who just fucking...
He... he... he loads up against Ari Morgana and just clumps his Alune 2 in... in something too.
Well, I don't even know... what was his size?
It was Zyra 2, he natural'd an Alune 2 on 8, was about to...
Like, was should've, like, probably would've been, like, in a really good spot to actually convert.
But too bad, he was also probably 8th if he didn't hit Alune 2 because I almost beat him.
I've lost my one unit and all he has to do is not pump his backline into Arrimorganna and then on this last game,
but I'm not saying that I played perfect because, okay, honestly, I mean, I know I didn't play perfect, but not only that, this set, it's not that I'm fucking washed, it's that this set is actually difficult.
I am actually certain, if you watch other players, they are making as many egregious mistakes as I am.
It's not even, the set is hard as fuck, your roll down, every fucking roll down, is straight up.
And then also the positioning on Bramble back in Nidalee is just a fucking coin flip.
And then also, it is like mandatory that you play tempo, it is mandatory that you play your absolute strongest.
Because someone that has like the god fucking setup, aka artifact, is going to run you the fuck over.
Someone in the lobby is going to hit artifact, yes?
And someone in the lobby is going to hit some other fucking bullshit, and they're just going to win for free.
It is mandatory that you play strongest.
Okay, but anyways, I'm gonna send you guys to digital.
Oh, by the way, there's a tournament next weekend, it's a 4v4 tournament, and okay, guys, listen,
I don't want you guys to call me a sellout, and you can say L fucking streamer all you want,
but I actually declined, I don't stream for the money, I decline all fucking kick, TikTok,
YouTube, all that fucking garbage ass sponsorships that makes me want to,
to, like, that make me have to play on a platform outside of Twitch.
But the thing is, this 44 tournament, like, it's okay.
So it's going to be a 44 tournament, but the caveat is that I'm going to be,
all of the participants are going to be streaming on kick, but it's an 100K event.
The winner gets 40K, and then it trickles down, and the teams are super competitive.
I chose the teams.
The teams are going to be, let me see.
Wait, where did I even send it?
Okay, team one is Malala, Ripple, D-Pay, and Weijun.
Team two is Darthnub, Basel, Phillip, and Degree.
Team three is Bintum, SCSC, Crazy Moving, Sangyup.
I mean, wait, actually, isn't it?
Okay, Weijun wasn't even, see,
Darthnub was Fanatic, that team is T1.
Dehwad, Dehseh, Gobastor, and Raikko was Godlike.
Mous was Og, Kubikson, Travis Seawatt, and Wet Jungler.
And then my team, Milka Tired.
So it's me, Setsuko, Prestonman, and Bishope.
And then Citadel is Bink Memes,
Robin Song's, Kai Lang, and Marcel P.
And then ISG is, or actually, I don't think it's ISG.
I think, I don't know if there's sign.
It's Cambie Lee, Trudington, Mike Hell, and JD Zelinsky.
All right, so I mean, it's just gonna be,
it's gonna be an eight team event.
100K prize pool, but anyways.
We're not fucking eight man. I have dish soap. He can just fucking boost my ass. Alright, I'm out.
Bro, oh yeah, I mean we're gonna be streaming with comms as well.
But I guarantee you our comms are gonna be fucking dog shit, because not only are we not streaming for this event,
we're also, uh, we're also, uh, uh, I mean also the set is hard.
Bro, even Setsuko was saying, where are my fucking, no, where is this shit?
He was saying that, he was literally fucking messaging me this morning, look, look, lemau,
I mean I guess, bro, GG, this shit is too hard, even your fucking goat is saying this
set is hard as fuck.
Yeah, 1K LP is fucking washed.
Like this set is the most difficult TFT has been in a long-ass time like it actually has been man
Yes, no, it is a good thing but like I like no it is a good thing
But that's what makes this set so fun like isn't this set actually fun because you can't just fucking like you actually have to play
Your main game I feel like tempo has never felt so good because you're level eight
Like you actually have to roll on eight, but you can't just like and cheese on your fast line from nothing
Like people are actually too strong. Oh good. Okay, also, okay
Okay, seven out of nine final lobby by the way now it's seven out of ten like that's still pretty good man
Fuck you. I'm not washed. Fuck you. All right