you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
City, run the car Everybody needs you
Know you can't make everybody equal
Although you got Puku family You don't even got nobody
Being honest with you Read the like he's that for me
My whole body see through, transportation handmade
And I know it better than most people
I don't trust them any ways
You can't break the law with them
Get some good shit out of a calm knife
Shooters killing left and right
Working through your worst side
If I give my money back, you know I won't need you
Did I tell you?
I hope the sack is full up
I'm fucking or I'm fucked up
When I get that I ain't tryna keep you Can't keep up a conversation, can't nobody beat you
Why your eyes well up?
Did you call me from a seance? You were from a past life
Hope you're doing well, bro
I've been out here at first, always like that at first
Signal coming in and out
Hope you're doing well, bro
Everybody needs you
Everybody needs you
I need you, ooh, nani, nani
This feel like a quailude, no sleep in my body
Ain't no bitch in my body
New beginnings, new beginnings
Wake up high, the sun's going down
Now let's start today, but can't keep being late
Oh, you need the money, don't survive
Every night, every day, dropping baby off at home before my night
You know I can't hear nothing, spend the night on my yard
Want to see the runner, I wanna die, wanna feel it none
Keep the vibe, we have to flash
Throw the void, wanna see me broke down
She's the one God, she's dressed out, she puts every day
Shut the fuck up, I don't want your conversation
All of them never wanted us to be kids
Every dish
Every lash
Every dish
Every night
All of my life
There's nothing to all of my life
And wait for me
All of my life
I'll be there with you
I'll be there with you
I'll be there with you
All of my life
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Somebody's in front of me dying. I'm telling you there's some decent eyes to be
Oh, shit, oh, oh, I just ruined that, I totally fucked.
Oh, I'm gonna shit this is real.
Holy fuck, let's hold on.
Why don't we know about that one?
The Adamish, the Adamish, the Adamish,
the Adamish, the Adamish, the Adamish,
the Adamish, the Adamish, the Adamish, the Adamish.
God, fuck.
Okay, this is how you know me back,
because this is fucking sound, dude.
Hold on, I got it.
I got it. I got it. I
Still don't hear it. I still don't hit our work. I still don't hit our work
Check me. I hear me. I think what's the three?
Check me. I hear me. I think what's the three? Oh
My gosh, yeah, I'm just seeing this moment
Okay, hold on. Okay. My mic is loud
I'm sorry. This is the kind of next room. I don't know what to tell you buddy
I actually don't know what to tell you
Honestly, oh my god. I'm sweating already my Beijing my Beijing. Okay, hold on
Twitch chat
MGM
How are you guys doing? How are you guys doing today? Hold on YouTube chat calm down YouTube chat
We don't get to you YouTube chat. Okay, how the fuck did we go 20,000?
How the fuck did we go 20,000 subs before I was even on the God damn stream chat?
God damn!
Yo, okay, hold on.
Obvious is a little bit more right now, because it's Twitch chat and it's YouTube chat.
Now hold on, let me address Homebase and then we're going to introduce the next Homebase.
Is it low or no?
Are we good?
Okay, so...
Oh my God.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I feel it creeping up already. I feel myself getting it getting back into this goddamn
Tech I feel it creepin up. Holy fuck. I'm not as fuck. Holy fuck. I'm sweating too. Eww
God damn bro
Oh, bro. Oh my god. You fucking are already going away
You're sick on the way
Come on dude.
Hold on.
Here we go.
Yo, I know what.
Chat.
I don't understand.
I don't think I understand how happy I am currently.
Okay.
Twitch chat.
Spam twos real quick.
Whoo.
Twitch chat. Spam twos real quick.
Twos, twos, twos, twos.
2. Perfect. Alright.
YouTube chat. Hold on. Let me have a little
in-emission. Before we become one big family.
Okay? Because if we become one big family from the year now,
switch chat. This is your family.
YouTube chat. So we are one. We can't be on bullshit.
Okay? We actually have to look unified.
Okay? Actually. Alright? So look.
Wow, that's fast.
Wow.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Man, T.W.
Hey, twit.
Hey, MGM.
Ha ha ha ha.
Hey, MGM, you know.
You know what's gonna win it, all right?
You know what's gonna win it, huh?
Ha ha ha ha.
Okay, now, awesome real shit, though.
Awesome real shit.
MGM
Oh my god, I have two tracks now. Okay, but this is fine. How much? Oh my god, we're at 741,000 you
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this game?
Bro, oh my god. Okay. Listen
chap
I hope y'all been taking care of yourselves
YouTube stream, hold on, touch that real quick, calm down, YouTube stream, how y'all doing
man?
YouTube, this is my first stream on YouTube, you know, hold on let me see how much, I gotta
go to my channel, I gotta see how much Kakar is in there, okay cause I don't know, so for
for the first stream there's over 100k YouTube.
Wow.
Tap, we are now expanding the empire.
These are two castles merging into one.
Okay, first thing I wanna go ahead and say is this.
All right, no more mic, okay, I will.
Let me, oh, it's probably the game, game, my game.
How does it sound right now?
How does it sound right now, y'all?
How does it sound right now?
How does it sound right now?
How does it sound right now?
Is it good? Testing. Is it good?
Is it good?
USA scored?
W fucking USA.
W USA, game.
I don't know, I'm not about to hear it.
I'm not about to sit here and act like I've been watching
the goddamn football games, goddamn on.
Hey, hey!
What's up? I didn't watch the Portugal one.
We got down, it wasn't against goddamn on.
Casey, come on.
This is your one time we just watched it, game.
It was Portugal?
I'm not going to look at the chat.
It was Portugal versus who the niggas?
Spain yes, Portugal was a Spain. Yes, okay? It was Portugal was a Spain. Okay, so I
Watch that one and I watch the Brazilian one
They got locked out by England. It was kind of rough, but I'm not gonna sit here and act like you know
I'm a super I've been watching this because I have it. I have it. Okay now
Production if we can go ahead and remove the thumbnail from the YouTube one. I don't know why I still see it
I don't know why maybe it's a glitch. I don't know why okay
YouTube how you doing YouTube? I see you
Yo, uh, Simon, I'm looking right here. Yeah, I'm looking right here. So I see a twitch and I'm gonna see a YouTube
Yo Genesis was going on everybody from YouTube go ahead and subscribe. We're about to hit 15 minutes
You just like wait
Why haven't I been on YouTube?
My tweaking?
My tweaking?
What is it, y'all?
Understand nothing was done for me
So I'm gonna stop it at all
Won't you shit for ever, mind, ever, mind, ever mind
You should be shit down in the world
It's a negative, she don't want you for me
And I ain't need a time to talk
I won't you shit for ever, mind, ever mind
Last night ever, first night of greatest
Like a spring
You guys have done more than enough for me in September, okay?
You guys don't have to stop. All right guys
I'm very grateful for it
But you guys have done
Mr. TNT, thanks for the 10 gifted now. Oh my god. This is gonna be difficult because now
I gotta really pay attention game. Holy shit. Oh my god. Wait, hold on. Somebody's gifting in my youtube chat
I don't know how to do this. Oh my gosh. Hold on. This is hard. Okay. This is actually hard. I can't read the youtube chat
You too. I can't read y'all. Y'all get crazy. I can't read it though, but 50 million
Thank you so much guys. We're about to be about to reveal these students and professors right now
YouTube you guys are new here twitch. Everybody say anybody like and subscribe
YouTube guys are new here everybody like and subscribe sky Jackson with the 10 gifted
speaking of Jackson's Michael Jackson that movie was so peak bro I am now
friends with Prince Jackson bro I went to the premiere game and me here on now
I got his dopamine reset. He knew exactly who I was and anything though. I really bet like your father did an excellent job
In that movie. I do not care though. Jafar is so good
I still got it
I don't know what's going on with Recona.
Recona going through his own shit.
Arky, thanks for the motherfuckin' 20 get it.
Appreciate it.
Thank you to everybody.
Oh my god.
Okay, I'm stopped.
I'm gonna stop because now, because now I see what you're doing.
I shot it out when I shot it out
It makes I want to go more
Lacy this is a fucking 20 get the yo Lacy a AC a hit your AC hamstring. It's fucked game
It's like though, bro. It's like though, bro. Teddy's live. This is your bounce back game
You're a bounce back boat. You're gonna bounce back game made this one if I get this streamer's coin on this one
If I get it, you know, if I don't get to everybody get that I am so sorry
I think it's honestly gonna hold shit up. Okay. All right, YouTube
I'm pulling y'all up right here YouTube, okay
We hit 15 million everybody if you're in the YouTube chat, no Mike
This is a 50 gift a killer with the 50 gifted. I'll try part of my little brother y'all
I'll tell you this man. I'll try part of Kelo, bro. Honestly, bro. He actually be grinding, bro. Honestly, bro
Honestly, bro, Jay Sinko with the 100 gift ish out of the rain
But I'm gonna make you this for the 20 gift it
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Yo, all some new stuff. We're done. Okay. We are fucking done. We're done
Okay, we are fucking done. Stop getting. No one fucking get me.
Stop. Yo production, they said I'm riding on YouTube. What's going on?
Is that you now?
Production, they said I'm riding on YouTube. Come on.
I'm not having on Twitch.
Yo check, yo.
Yo, everybody is literally something right now. I don't know what to do turn game down, please. Oh my god, sonny
I am so happy sonny. I'm sonny. I am so
Fucking happy that you fucking
Commentators now one know why cuz the first major thing I want to do is twitch is take away that motherfucking badge
I want to go ahead and fucking back. That's what I'm gonna do
Holy fuck!
You're too bad for our land right now, game!
Okay?
Alright, Twitch, yell up right now.
I can't even say I'm antsy. Yo, this is not healthy.
Yo, I'm alive!
Whoa!
Oh my god!
Oh, fuck!
Hey, you're following YouTube!
How do we follow YouTube? Why are you arguing with the truth when it gets dead?
Anyways bro cuz cuz cuz it's a family right so one per one one platform can't get as much love as
150 gifted from Smitty goat, holy fuck. I bet yo, I can't I can't I can't read this I can't read this you listen
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna be very honest thing. I cannot read what's going on. Okay, I
Can read y'all get our back. Okay, YouTube is back. Okay, cool. I did not know it was gonna be this hectic
I apologize. Yeah, I'm a rookie game. It's my first day back game is my first day out here game. All right
All right now. Let's get to the fucking
You know, let's get let's get to the fucking
What do you call it the middle with the what's the middle called anyways, you okay somebody take away sunny badge
Honestly, like I might be gonna lie, bro. I'm tired of that. They go already
It's already been 28 minutes and I just can't stand this big a man. Who are we man?
Honestly, oh you two bounce back
You two is good up here only for our modest but too soon
Look at this chat. Oh, no, we're good. Yeah, look at this
Yeah, look at this
Yeah, look at this
Yeah, look at this
Yeah
Let's look at this y'all look at this
What is it to watch it right now
Btb never with the 20 get to appreciate it. No honestly
Hey listen, listen, okay?
Alright, I'm gonna say this one time and one time only, bro.
Okay?
If we mess up again, CB, you have to bring your black ass down here, okay?
And I have to smack you.
I'm gonna take it out on, I'm not gonna take it out on the tee.
I'ma take it on the auto on CB.
If we mess up one more time on YouTube,
CB, hop in your car and come to the house.
Locks on set, thanks for the one hearted gift.
Anyways, okay?
All right, we're back, we're back.
Hopefully that is it, hopefully we are back, okay?
Let's go ahead and get to the nitty gritty, all right?
First things first, we have upgraded the room, okay?
We have this angle, okay, I'm already fucking up, Smithy.
We have this angle, okay, which is not a locked angle.
This angle will be able, oh no, no, that's in this camera.
Okay, okay, this angle will be a much wider, you know,
capacity.
We got angle three, which is not a locked angle.
I will get to explain what this is in a second, okay?
It's my invention, I worked on this shit
How long okay?
Okay, it's my bag you feel me
Okay good
Shut up!
Not boys shit, man!
You know?
Not boys too, okay?
I'm just, I'm just showing,
what, what, you know, I'm just showing
what can happen, alright?
So, I literally have
a thing of my jig.
Okay, YouTube is my thing too, so I
have a thing of my jig now.
And yeah, alright?
Now, as you guys can see
my carpet is clean.
All right, I cleaned my carpet while I was going as well.
It's very clean right now.
It's how it looks, man.
You know, everything is clean.
My awards are now up.
OK?
Now you did it.
You sure?
Which part of it?
Big what, though?
There's no hard to get the gango.
It's clean, bro.
Everything is clean.
My rest is clean.
Everything is clean, bro.
My warrants are right here. I'm feeling pretty good. Okay
next
Okay, now we got now be flowing out
Next what else is new about this room? Um, I clean my desk
My desk is very clean now. You know, you guys won't be able to see it. Um, but my my desk is very clean now
Also, what did I miss? I miss Michael Jackson
What else I missed I miss I
Miss Michael Jackson with y'all Drake's album
album what else what does it I miss y'all the next fucking one
can't help convenience store right now any type of 24-hour store going to the
store right now and put your hand in the cash register for no reason you know
what else GCA six you can now pre you can now pre-order it now you can now
You can now pre-order, you can now pre-order.
You see it's six.
Spider-Man, cause I'm a day one.
Every band, ragged and Spider-Man supporter,
stay on that side.
All the niggas that say, oh, Batman with his ass.
P not being hulk.
All types of shit.
Niggas, I'm Spider-Man til I die.
That's how I feel.
I'm Spider-Man til I die.
If you feel a way, I don't care.
I'm Spider-Man til I die.
I don't give a fuck, man.
There's only two people.
Chad, I'ma be honest right here.
It's only two people that inspire the world,
that has heavy inspiration also in my personal life.
It's only two people.
Spider-Man and Michael Jackson.
Facts, can I get the facts?
Can I get the facts?
Spider-Man and Michael Jackson are the two people
that actually has very, very, very, a lot of inspiration
and like, well we also like match up
like capabilities I'm taking over the world like they can do that bro they are amazing people like
genuinely bro genuinely now all right I'm getting to the nitty-gritty y'all why oh what have I been
doing since I've been okay um nine months is a long time okay nine months is a super super super
super long time okay um honestly hold on hold on hey I'm probably wondering I see
everybody oh my god what would it take long so what would it take so long and
why would he do this and why would he do that and why would he just do both
honestly check after my 53 I genuinely needed to like hop into a reset uh when
I was uh after my 53 was over it was very like it was a toll so I had to you
get back into hibernation just to get my mom right but as I was doing that well
before my fifth on three I already know what to look at my clothes okay first
things first but as I was doing that okay um oh my gosh YouTube chat and uh
Twitch chat are complete two different personalities okay I think YouTube chat
might be younger than Twitch chat in a way both y'all niggas is young but you
May be a slightly younger, but it's okay though. It's okay. Yeah, we are one
We gotta be here. Please do not rage make me into certain things. Please. I'm not ready for game. I'm not game
I'm not me. All right. Um
Anyways, what I was gonna say, you know, my didn't you to check make sure you're just heavy. All right. Oh, yeah
I don't really she did pass away. RP. That was crazy. All right, so doing the nine months
I had to work on my clothes. You feel what I'm saying? I'm gonna be honest with y'all, bro
I've always been a firm believer in not half-assing anything.
Clothes is so different from streaming.
In order for me to build my foundation that I needed
to get this thing going,
I needed to focus on my clothes heavily, okay?
I needed to.
Now like, because it's been sending back in my mind
that I've been wanting to do it, that's why.
Like clothes has been sending I've been wanting to do it.
And I've gotten to fully build the foundation.
Okay, for VVET, okay?
And I am so happy.
I'll play it a real, real, real, real, real, real,
real, real, real, real, real,
like, feed it the right thing and build out this world.
Then I want the clothes to be and chat.
I, this is finished.
Okay?
Everything that I wanted to write in here is finished.
I'm probably wondering bro like oh my god, bro
What the fuck is this nigga think he is game like who the hell does he think he is chat?
The goal of this journal, this is journal one fucking. I'm gonna go ahead and say it right now. I don't care. This is journal one
slash
The first collection
Okay, now the reason why I
Was doing this and I written it
over the past months and putting all types of stuff in it and oh yeah I know how to sew now by the way y'all I know how to sew
Which is fucking we gotta do a sewing stream one day
Okay, you see that's I'm about to leak shit. Okay. All right. Whoa, that was crazy. Okay, um
The writing is done and the purpose behind this journal was for that every collection that now releases
My goal is to not go but I've been duplicating this journal for the first orders that come
in for the clothes.
But then this journal will show you the progress of building out the collection from scrap
to finish.
The overlays are, wait I don't even hear overlays.
Wait, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.
What is going on?
I don't even hear overlays.
chat build me oh I don't hear it is it muted now is it me is it muted boy I've
been hearing it the entire time okay it's okay it's okay chat it's okay it's
okay patience it is okay it's muted okay for 10 minutes wow so look guys I
worked on this so that I can make copies of it and duplicate the journal and
include it into the packaging of the first however many orders that come
through okay and these will be inside if you get a piece of clothing it will be
inside of there and you will be able to literally see how the journal is like
how the collection was made from scrap and I'm gonna do that for every major
collection that there is. Okay? This is now an archived naked. But the homegirls
that's what I get to appreciate it. But that was saying I really really really
really really wanted to do and I've probably built the best foundation for
it and I'm so happy to anybody who I'm sorry to anybody who uplifting me during
that time. I'm so happy to anybody who may have hated on me because honestly I
I have a hate wall now
If I see any guy in here hate, and his dog in here chat, then your ass is going to my hate wall
I fucking said it
Okay, that's back
If anybody do that game, I'll fuck you on the head
I don't care no more
I don't care game
Chase, deal with you with the goddamn gift hits
Appreciate it
Honestly, that's how I feel man
That's how I feel, bro.
OK?
Ooh.
OK.
All right.
Also, there is hella, there's hella, hella videos on Cosmine
that is on the lease, and that has stayed on the lease
until I feel like I can't do it because I'm not ready for a niggas
to be on my dick again, OK?
All right.
It's just it's just personal videos of me reading of me in the gym and of me
Working on my clothes and shit like it's personal documentation
Okay, I wasn't lying. I'll be honest
The grapes are sour. Hey, I swear. I swear to you. I was not clip farming bro. I was not performing it
like the grapes are generally sour they like
And they taste good, you know what I'm saying, sour.
Yo, your mouth to start watering like awesome shit.
Like your mouth to start watering, watering, watering.
And act like greats does that for me, Gaze.
Like, that was really a genuine sour grape game, honestly.
Okay, all right, I'll be honest, y'all.
I gotta get serious for a little bit,
just for a tiny bit, okay?
I'm gonna get serious for a quick,
because morally, I think this is the right thing to do
to get some things off my chest, y'all.
All right, honestly, okay, so everybody calm down,
everybody just chill, just chill.
So sometimes we gotta have some serious moments
on this bitch and it's gonna be my last time addressing this
and I'm not gonna address it anymore, okay?
Cause I wanna do something I feel like
it's more than the right thing to do
and I just wanna get out the way
so it's off my consciousness, okay?
Well, four, about after, I left y'all, okay,
I said after I left y'all,
after I got off my Fiat three,
my, in December, you literally seen my relationship
literally explode in front of everybody on the internet.
And I hated it.
You wanna know why I hated it?
Because it was the way I reacted to the fact
The way I like to the way we have broken up was immature.
I'm honest.
I'm gonna be honest.
It was.
But I want to send a direct and straightforward apology
to Gigi because she was in the innocent space in bubble.
And all of these accusations that had came out
And all these goddamn narratives that came out, and everything that got goddamn jacked it up was just not true.
I literally, I literally don't like what I did was because I didn't have the time to defend her or defend her online and goddamn, you know, like, defend her name online.
That's how I regret it.
That's how I want to say I apologize right now because like, I don't know to this day, there's still fucking narratives that goddamn
She only got them $2 million, which is crazy.
Um, there was no, like, we had fell out because of personal reasons behind the scenes,
and then once that shit got damn happened, it was just, like, toxic as fuck
because she did not do anything outside of our relationship.
She did not do anything like that, and I did not come forward to address that.
The sources that it came from was goddamn crazy though like
Bo yasha the scene when when we fall out my phone was going up for all these goddamn
Random ass narratives that I'm seeing I'm like damn
You know and I eventually the internet played out how it played out
Which I don't like how it like kind of like happened in front of everybody and yeah
I want to come on here and say apology to her because you know at one point, you know
She was a best friend of me and I still got love for her even though we are not together and I don't you know
She she she probably gonna see this or something, but I'm not gonna say and act like you know
She wasn't saying close to me because she was
Okay, and I'm on maturity and I'm on positivity and
That is something that you guys will never see me do again. You know and I would never cross
cross my personal life with
with my online life, it just won't happen.
Then after that, I see more goddamn allegations, game.
Of shit with me and Brianna.
And just weird fucking stuff that was so weird, bro.
And yeah, like, I just have to say,
I gotta stop doing that, bro, please.
Stop doing that, bro.
Can we just stop all the weird narratives
that does get pinned on everybody around me,
it's just very unfortunate, bro, honestly.
It's just really, really annoying, gang.
And, you know, like, the way everything had guide to me
before everything broke apart was just like fucking crazy.
And the fact that I didn't step in to interfere
with any of that for nine months
because I wanted to unplug myself from the internet.
You probably wondering, why are you taking the time
to do it now?
It's because I knew that right now
would be the best time to do it, all right?
So, I need y'all to chill, okay, on everybody, all right?
From here on out, if you don't hear nothing coming out
my mouth about anything, do not believe it, gang.
I promise y'all, bro.
You know, if y'all don't hear anything coming out my mouth,
do not believe it.
If I don't confirm anything, do not believe it, gang.
Okay?
So, I'm definitely never gonna come to the internet
about shit, ever.
I'm just never ever ever ever ever ever doing that, okay?
But, yeah, I want to get that out of the way.
I have a list of things I kinda wanna talk about, okay?
Now, it is time, y'all.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
The first thing that I want to do before we get into anything is simply this.
Give me a fucking hug.
Everybody, no, no, no, no, no, give me a hug.
Give me a fucking hug.
Give me a hug.
Class of 2025, give me a fucking hug right now.
Everybody get up.
Everybody get up.
I don't know who watching, but get up.
So we need to go to the 50 get depreciated.
Everybody class of 2025, give me a hug.
Give me a hug.
And I'm gonna say give me a hug for a reason, okay?
You guys believed in an idea that at first everybody shitted on.
From the small creators to the big creators.
You guys believed in an idea that I had that a lot of people didn't really see the vision
for but yeah I did.
And I appreciate that.
And I'm just so thankful for those who was a part of it.
Cause right now I'm about to confirm something
that I'm pretty sure nobody was, didn't know about.
Shibuya University is happening every goddamn year.
So as long as I am alive,
as you will be happening,
2027, 2028, 2029, 20, I'm going,
and getting bigger and better every single time, okay, y'all?
Because honestly, y'all, I never knew
that this could be at this scale
and I really have an emotional spot
for just like pushing, just helping people, bro.
I've always been somebody who's just like,
just wanna get us together, bro.
Like, I just love where we all together.
Last year, I looked that over the course of days
and I see four days of just like greatness,
of just like people.
you
you
you
you
you
It's that time.
And let me kind of put y'all on game real quick, okay?
Oh my God, I got no responsibility cop.
Oh my God.
And then a really single game, like this is weird, game.
It's like, oh my God, yes, yes, 2023.
You give me my God, 2023, come back.
Yes, stop your honey shit, game.
Stop being a honey.
And that's what's wrong with you, game.
You always want to be a honey game.
You want goddamn girl content in two names of Duke Dennis?
That's what you want!
You want two names of Duke Dennis?
Really?
Duke's right.
Yo, some of my AMP Nick is not real shit, Nick.
I ain't a lot.
So let me go ahead and make something clear.
Okay?
What's happening?
What's happening?
Okay.
Smear the gold.
Thanks for the 100.
Get there.
Appreciate it, y'all.
Appreciate it.
This is the student board for class of 2026.
Okay.
Let me explain to y'all and break down to y'all
what is about to happen.
Okay.
First.
oh my god
y'all probably are wondering
what machine this is
this machine
will produce
the speed
of
20
26
okay
this machine
Well, not only it will produce and chunk out the 2026 students, not only that, it will
generate and give us a little insight on these students from small creator to big creator,
whatever it is. It would tell me a little insight, some facts, some background, whatever
it is. Um, Petit Blonde, thanks for the 50 Gifted Pre-Shiere. Now mods on YouTube and
switch chat. Last year, the students had exclusive merch. Okay? Last year, the students had exclusive
March. Paint the March website. This year everybody has the opportunity to cop whatever
merch that you guys want. Hold on, let me go ahead and um, you know, let me go ahead and
pull up a lot of stuff this is it's merch chat this one these are going to be
very very a lot of this is a piece I got personally but I just want to preview
something like that a little bit but you guys it's a crazy tracks but yeah it's
pinned okay but you guys will have the opportunity to start signing up for the
merch so in case you guys would like to go I'd never I haven't been much on
seven days in y'all I haven't been much from seven days in but here you guys go
Okay, you guys can put your emails and phone up so you guys can get alerted for when the merch drops
Okay, the merch will drop for it. It's a crazy good affordable collection chat. It is really good and well-priced
I'm not gonna lie like some good ass stuff. All right. You guys will see more of that on
Shipping University pages and stuff like that if you guys would like to go there put in the number and
Email so you guys can get alerted it will be up until now and they were probably gonna drop it in
in two days. I think we dropped the merchant like two days or something like that. I don't care. I'm
smalling it. I don't care. We haven't did this. We haven't did this since goddamn seven days in. I
got some real good ones. I'll make sure that you know it's already good and stuff like that. Whoever
wants merch, go ahead, go crazy. Student and professors, as you guys know though, you guys will
have exclusive things on campus for yourself. Okay. You guys will have exclusive merch, whatever
Who it is, who it is accepted.
You guys will have a piece that is different from the world.
Just like I did last year.
Okay, petite, blow my, what that 50 fucking gifted.
Appreciate it, but I'll, okay, I gotta stop doing that.
This nigga is heavily, like this nigga,
Rekha, blow them on, bro.
Like I keep, why am I doing that?
Petite, thanks for the 50 gifted, all right?
That ready?
Twitch chat, are you ready?
YouTube chat, are you ready?
Is anybody locked in?
Is anybody good?
Gather your family.
Gather the popcorn.
Gather whatever you gotta gather, man.
Gather whatever you gotta gather, man.
It's about that time.
Twitch chat or YouTube chat,
make sure you guys pin the creator.
Also, on the Shumming University website,
it will start updating every time somebody is revealed.
what somebody is revealed, your Twitch and your social media information will be on the
streaming university website.
So everybody, yes, pin the creator, Ty Lill, motherfucking James, this is a 50 get it.
That's for a 50 get it.
Hold on, let's go ahead and appreciate the 50 get it, okay?
All right, I want you guys to also know, gang, if you don't get accepted, it doesn't mean
anything, brothers and sisters, if you do not get accepted it is okay. You want to know why it's okay?
Because you are a person who loves to create. Nothing should defy you. Nothing at all. I will
tell you, last year it was way easier to select than to do this. Thank you for the one hundred
get to appreciate it. Thank you for the one hundred get to appreciate it. Make the first.
Thanks for the 50 gifted, appreciate it.
Okay, all right, I have y'all know.
Okay, no more, no more something.
Guys, come on, stop.
All right, Bonnie, stop.
Bonnie's the last one, seems like I did.
If I do not, I'm not to lock in.
If I don't, if I don't see your shit, it's over again.
Okay?
Let the games begin, bro.
Let the games begin.
Here we go, whistle up.
If you don't get in, it's okay.
I gotta refuse this, cause you know,
a lot of niggas about to hate me after this,
whether it's good or bad, whatever it is.
I think it's gonna go in the hay.
Okay, I can see the TikTok thing pieces already.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah, we don't get accepted.
We didn't get accepted.
Okay.
So yeah, here we go.
I'm nervous, bro.
I'm nervous because I want everybody to come, bro.
That's why I'm so nervous, King.
It's a lot that time!
Come on!
It's a lot that time!
It's about that town!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
It's about that town!
The park is a crime!
Hold your mouth once! Hold your feelings!
Oh shit!
Students have been selected.
Oh it got real. Oh my god it got real.
Oh my god it just got real.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
It just got real.
Nice and toasty.
Nice and toasty.
This is good.
Okay, I'm going to leave the first batch of students right here
because we will be revealing Red Bull with a goddamn honey gift.
100 gifted? RAPAAAALA with the 100 gifted. I'm gonna leave the student batch right
there and let it cool down. Okay? But...
We are introducing a new category today.
Streaming University has its professors!
It has people of plight from club directors!
It has the students!
But Streaming University does not have
A police department.
Now guess what?
You wanna throw parties?
You wanna sneak out late at night?
Okay, your ass is going to jail. Just like that.
And listen, this is why you don't expand the school a little bit.
Because now we will have a whole police department on campus for bad kids that want to be bad.
Okay?
You want to start strong?
You ready?
And the first reveal is...
PUMBO PUMBO
Wow!
!
See one is
Lead Police
of Streaming University in 2026
Okay, Phantom is lead police of Student University 2026.
Phantom has his own police department.
Okay?
Phantom, how you doing, Phantom?
How you doing, Phantom?
Yes, Phantom is the very first person of real for 2026.
We're starting off hot.
But you know, every sergeant needs AR, what do you call it?
it every sergeant what does a sergeant need every sergeant needs it's duo not
it's duo but what do soldiers need check and every every sergeant needs the
deputy the officer the partner in crime to make sure this shit get organized and
this shit goes through baby boys now that's what I want honey gifted and the
The second person, I forgot how to do it too, I can't do music like that, okay?
And the second person that is going to be police with FANOM will be Officer Walton.
I know Walter Schumann right now.
I know Walter.
Walter Goddard.
Yeah.
Yeah
I
Just realized we selected two big niggas
Officer Walton
Will be
campus police campus security everybody go follow him which I what I want you
to do is everybody please go follow the people okay everybody please go follow
the people okay go show love to them so you guys are up to date on the story
line for 2026 we got Phantom and Walton at the one they are running police
apartment for 2026. Okay, screenshot it. screenshot it. screenshot it. call of
kid. Thanks for the 50 get the appreciated screenshot it. screenshot it.
screenshot it. Okay. All right. screenshot it. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Now listen, now listen, now listen, now listen, now listen, now listen.
For anybody in my YouTube chat doing a negative, your mods are going to the...
Oh my god. Oh my god!
This is sick! Oh my god! Oh my god, this shit is good too!
Oh my god, yeah, yeah, I can't read that! Yeah, I cannot read that right now!
I wish I could read that.
I cannot, oh my God.
Before my decision, Angel, I'm in.
Kenzie, ah, damn it.
Okay, Chad, let's top it up for everybody.
Now listen, the whole Punish University
is for you guys to find new streamers, okay?
So if you don't know certain streamers,
you're at the wrong place, okay?
All right, everybody follow Walton, okay?
So that could be up to date.
They'll be he's holding down police department with um, Fennel.
Okay, let's stop!
Professors.
Oh my gosh, game.
As you guys can see, there's quite a few professors
on this list.
OK?
There's quite a few professors on this list.
OK?
So here we go.
All right?
Best of luck to everybody who's being revealed.
Show love to everybody who's being
Okay, here we go.
Oh, it feels so weird.
I ain't gonna allow for the new music angle watch hat.
It's the first three back angle.
No, no, no.
No, no, just for the first one.
Fuck it.
It may not mean nothing to y'all.
Understand nothing was done to me.
So I don't play this guy in the mall.
I don't play this guy in the mall.
Looks like an alarm
I want this shit forever mine
Never mind never mind
Shut your shit down in the wall
It's selling their girls you don't want it for me
And I ain't need a plan in the car
I want this shit forever mine
Never mind never mind
Put it back down!
Last name, Apple
First name, Gratis
Like a sprain ankle, boy ain't nothing to play with
Let me see agent, we're agent that, we're agent with agent, we're agent that.
Now listen, I'm gonna tell you why we call agent back, okay?
Wouldn't know why we called agent back?
Man, well, I live with the niggas, man.
They ain't a P.
They're like, come on!
It was my time, bro, honestly.
But now, all those aside,
Agent had an amazing class last year.
He was the best professor last year, in my opinion.
There are people at home taking notes, okay?
There are people at home taking notes, you know?
So far, that is, I guess you could say that's like,
you know, oh my God, wait, I think I messed up.
I actually think I messed up, guys.
Well, I'm going to reveal the janitors after these.
We'll have a little intermission, OK?
The next professor is.
this?
Oh my god, I wanna kill them all, go!
No, I don't want to hear!
No, no, no, no!
I
Know
I can't feel my fucking face I be too happy
Duke Dennis coming in at the two, okay?
At the three.
Whew.
I'm scared, oh my God, hold on.
Pin it, as soon as you see it.
Sina, Sina, Sina.
Sina!
Sina!
Where's the bag?
Sina!
Sina!
We need to get out of here!
We need to get out of here!
Everybody go ahead and follow Senna, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Kai, I'm not gonna lie, I have to go to the EO after this
because I'm so sick.
What the fuck?
Oh, she sparked while she was sick.
That's WC, that's that student university commitment.
She not damn sick and she still here you muck about it.
Okay?
So everybody, everybody, everybody.
Senna has a class, you know?
I'm actually happy that Senna is in this motherfucker.
Okay, next class.
And obviously on doing orientation,
like last year we were reviewing the classes
that's confirmed and everything like that.
Okay, next one.
Maya.
Now, Maya, Maya is awesome.
A professor.
Go ahead and pin her stuff, guys.
Go ahead and pin her stuff.
Maya is a really, really good professor.
She's not live currently.
But Maya does a lot of educational things on animals and nature and just a lot of stuff.
It's the last thing nigga?
Oh that's a nigga!
Oh I'm gonna say!
Whoa, what the fuck is that thing?
It's a little cursive, you know what I mean?
Rubble didn't want to get it!
But Maya, her application was amazing, you know?
She did it great, and yeah man, well deserved.
She's very educational with animals and stuff like that.
And all that and all that, okay?
The next person for Schumer University 2026 is the Sushi Dragon, fairly small creator,
Okay, but his application was really good this guy the Susie dragon is very very good
With tech y'all not even a small critter actually
the old three
The Susie dragon
Has a lot of crazy tech stuff he'd be doing but this guy is insane like this nigga
He's literally Tony start bro photos, but that
I don't know how he does it, bro.
He's a tech wizard, bro, honestly.
He's a tech wizard.
And he's really good.
He's really good.
OK, so the sushi dragon, if you are seeing this,
welcome to the University of the Year 2026.
And this lineup is kind of crazy already.
But let's see who we got.
Three, two.
Oh my god.
Ludwig is also a professor.
This is a stacked lineup.
Ludwig is also a professor.
This is a stacked lineup.
No, okay. W. What are we gonna chat?
W Ludwig in the chat
Stop teasing
W what we gonna chat spam W's chat spam W spam W spam W spam W spam W spam W's spam W's do
I
You took your good
I believe you to be good. Oh
Oh my god, we have 300K on YouTube.
Go, there's 300,000 people on YouTube.
Yo, what's up, YouTube?
How y'all doing?
Welcome to MGM, you know?
I know it's been goddamn four years
and I've only streamed on Twitch,
but now we're on both, okay?
Twitch say how to YouTube, YouTube say how to Twitch.
Okay, we got a lot of weekend in the building.
Now,
second column, hold on now.
This is my twin sister, okay guys.
You guys have a class with her.
And if you guys are disrespectful in any shape or way or form, you're expelled instantly, okay?
But it creates, there's no logic to get depreciated, but it creates, there's no logic to get depreciated.
I appreciate it, but I don't want to forget it.
Kaya, she's a chef.
You guys could kind of put two and two together.
She's blinded.
She's ready to indulge in this.
She's ready to go crazy.
And, you know, she's more on, did I have a twitch?
She's more on the YouTube side.
She's more on the YouTube side, OK?
So Kaya's in that.
Yeah, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese fire.
Max!
Shout out to my sister.
Poo-dee is in the building, ladies and gentlemen.
I said Poo-dee is in the building!
Poo-dee is also a professor.
But this year is 2026.
Now, there's four spots left.
And I know a lot of y'all are shivering in y'all boots.
There's four spots left out of a lot of people
that applied for the professor role.
Oh, yeah, there's Pudies.
There's Pudies out right there, y'all.
Everybody, everybody go.
Everybody go show love.
OK, is he live right now or no?
Oh!
Yo! Fuck! Do this shit nigga! Fuck! Fuck! Do this shit nigga! Fuck! Yeah! Bitch! Fuck no! Fuck! Fuck! Do this shit nigga!
Hold on!
When did PooD get so sexy? Got it?
Paws, Casey!
Paws, bro!
What the fuck?
You gotta chill out, get...
No, you gotta don't be late! That's all I'm gonna say!
You gotta chill out.
What the fuck? The entry?
He said, if I don't get in, never streaming again.
Wow, we should have tested that, Jack.
32, what the hell?
Everybody follow PooDee so they can get some more
and stuff like this.
I don't know why this keeps going black on this screen,
but it's okay.
I'm going to fight through it.
Okay, next.
Pokemon is also a professor.
That's a big poll.
Pokemon is also a professor.
Holy crap!
That is a big poll.
Pokemon is also a professor.
Okay, here we go. Y'all know pokeman type in P. Okay. I go ahead and go ahead and pin it go ahead and pin it go ahead and pin it
Here we go
Yo, this this was stacked lineup
A DAPT is also a professor!
A DAPT goes to the front of it!
A DAPT is not live?
WHAT?!
A DAPT is also a professor!
Go ahead and pin a DAPT, okay?
Go ahead and pin a debt.
Okay, a debt to somebody who I've been watching
for a long time now.
And you know, I've always respected his stuff, you know?
And I'm really proud of how far he's come.
You know, he has came, I think it is.
You know, he, he, he, a debt is now an official professor.
Okay?
You got two more spots left ladies and gentlemen. Here we go. Class of 2026, how y'all feeling?
Lizzo is also a professor.
Lizzo!
The deep blue of my heart is the one that gets me.
Lizzo is also a professor.
Okay, if y'all don't know Lizzo be twitching she be streaming and
She sent me a application and bro. She is ready to bring something to the table
Shout out to Lizzo
Okay, now there is one more spot
Okay
There is one more spot to complete the class lineup of 2026 mode.
There is one more spot to complete it.
I don't even know who's in the spot.
I forget myself.
The order.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, we did put this person last.
We did put this person last, I shit.
Oh fuck it.
Damn, that's how you made this bitch, sir?
The fuck got into you?
It's my dad's house, Jack!
Woah, I'm this step by drill and I walk
I'm in a crush and in front of where I walk
I kick the bitch out of G to the walk
Yeah, I check on the beats and I walk
I slide, keep on sliding, walk
I'll just keep on dying, walk
Spin around, spin around, walk
Step down, step down, walk
Look at me and soff
Switching on me for speed low
Easy B collect, boss
Can't pay me to hit gloves
You bitch and her, she didn't talk
You get so much
Rage!
Gaming!
Your rage is not just a professor. He is your...
He is this year's guidance counselor.
Okay?
He is this year's...
WOLF RIGGLE! WOLF RIGGLE!
We fucking woke him, nigga!
We woke him! Oh shit! Fuck!
We woke him! We fucking woke him!
WOLF RIGGLE! WOLF RIGGLE!
You're fucked!
I fucking got your niggas!
I got your niggas!
Oh man!
I like her!
Fuck!
Let go of your rage gaming!
Let go of it!
PSA, PSA, PSA, PSA, PSA
I don't know what to say to it!
I don't know what to say to it!
I don't know what you're saying, yes?
Should I say it or should I just chill?
Okay, should I say it?
I look gonna say it, I ain't a lot.
I look gonna say it, I ain't a lot.
Let me check in with the team.
I ain't a lot.
Hello, Q?
Hold on, wait a minute, team, hold on, team, hold on.
Hanna?
Hanna?
Hanna, sir?
Hanna, I'm Charasi.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right.
Now, this is the official professor list.
If some of you apply to be in a certain category,
but didn't see your name in a certain category,
do not lose hope.
We have placed you in a different category
that we think is best for you.
Okay?
So this is the official
Streaming University Professor lineup.
Okay, here you go.
Take your pictures, take your pictures,
take your pictures, take your pictures,
take your pictures, take your pictures,
take your pictures.
Now time for the intermission.
Oh my God, yo chat, I really appreciate y'all, bro.
I've been showing y'all show too much love, man.
Hold on.
Hold on, I need...
Hold on, take a look at some water please!
Can I get some water for that shit?
Can I get some water now?
Oh shit, oh my God.
Yo, what am I should be doing that?
Rapples, they sort of got them, honey, get it.
Yo, what am I might be doing that though?
Like, on some like, rock wallet shit.
How are they doing today?
Yo, click in the mission, Twitch, how y'all doing?
Twitch, oh y'all okay, how was your day?
YouTube, how are you guys doing?
Are y'all okay?
How was that day?
How was that day switching YouTube?
I hope you guys are okay.
I hope you guys are real and lovely.
We haven't even got to the, you know?
Can I get some water please?
All right, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.
Say less, say less.
Got the first batch of students right here.
Hiya, hiya, nighties.
USA win or what?
Send out to your rage gaming, you know.
He's made the professor list.
Now, to the janitors.
Now, I'mma be real with y'all!
This is the first mop.
Okay?
All right?
I'mma be real with y'all, okay?
Now listen, last year I did not like the job that the janitors did.
I did it.
I'mma be honest, bro.
It was fucking ass.
It was ass.
It was everything all over the place, bro.
Everything was all over the place, bro.
Like niggas, niggas, niggas was not cleaning up for real.
This is beating up students, all types of shit.
That's a cap check.
That's a cap.
That's a cap.
People getting beat up.
Bro, I'm seeing all types.
I'm checking the Savannah's cameras.
They partying and all types of stuff, bro.
I did not like it.
So I'm going to assign this role
to certain individuals that need this shit spotless, bro.
Okay, like we need a clean campus this year, bro.
You know, the campus may or may not be a little bigger.
Campus may not, you know what I mean?
But look, calm down, calm down.
All right?
The first candidate
that will be cleaning the campus.
I'm gonna play a song for your ass, cuz I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not
celebrating.
I'm not celebrating the shit game.
Here we go.
That was the wrong button.
first janitor to clean up this goddamn campus my bad my bad i'm trying to find a song this is what
happens game this is what happens oh there we go
Oh
The first janitor that will be cleaning is...
It literally forced me to gain...
the body's to that
Bro, I'm not, all right, so listen, bro.
I was held hostage, bro.
I was held hostage, gang.
My mom literally forced me to involve one of my brother's
gang.
I had to involve one of them, check.
Genuinely, gang.
Literally forced me, gang.
So Devonte, I'm not lying, bro.
When I'm on the campus, I'm being snatched.
Everybody, I could go follow my brother.
Devonte's in that.
Okay, I'm so happy that he's actually ready.
He looked like he's ready.
He got the raid.
He got everything on.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, so Devonte, you are a janitor.
Next janitor.
That we have...
I tried to lie, my mom fucking forced me again.
Callo, you are a fucking janitor.
Why should I do this?
Who did this to her?
Your janitor.
Is this your ass, nigga?
So your janitor, clean my shit, nigga.
Clean it.
Clean it.
Callil, NYC.
You should have put Callil, NYC on this boy, but it's okay.
Callil, NYC.
Where is he?
Oh, he tasted the Callil, actually.
I did not know that.
I
Bro, they have what's that shit called chat. Well, they have buffs game they have buffs bro. They literally have buffs game
What the hell why is everybody's ball so chat unfortunately
The the person who birthed us like literally out of the same body has forced me to involve them and
And so I said, okay, they gon' clue my shit up.
Simple as that, I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
Okay?
Like, it's like, bro, what happened with Siblic?
My mom is calling me right now.
Yes, mom.
I cannot believe you.
What?
You know, he went from student to janitor.
Didn't we have a conversation?
Didn't we have a conversation?
Didn't I tell you to get everybody in Streamer University?
Yeah, but they're in it.
He just got to clean.
Wait, wait, wait.
You did good with Tyre.
You did good with the wrong thing,
because that's what you wanted.
But Keva was a streamer.
I'm about to come to the phone.
OK.
I tell you.
Mom, listen, mom, mom, listen.
Wow.
He could still stream with a gyneur?
Yes, he just got to clean shit up.
Okay, but he can still stream?
Yes, he can stream.
He just got to, remember, I didn't mean to curse.
Yeah, but he's not a student.
Okay, listen, mom.
He was a student last year.
Yeah.
He was a student last year,
but now he's a janitor,
so he could be closer to his older brother.
So now they can actually like work and do good.
Klonate can just clean up,
but you know, they can still stream.
But they know they're being a classroom.
Yeah, oh no, it's better, it's better, look,
they're not gonna be in the classroom,
but they'll be able to clean the classrooms.
Yo, that's Al, yo, that's Al.
Mom, you don't talk like it.
Stop trying to act like you're a chat talker game.
They wanna be janitors.
Yo, I was crying.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Kendall Dad called me.
Wait, he stopped calling me, I don't know what happened.
So there's no way that can change like to become a student mom. It's okay. They they said they will be anything
So they're gonna know that I never said that, Davonte said that.
Tell you what, I guess everything we spoke on that day, I cannot believe.
No, I don't get no fuck!
I'm listening, they are very disappointed.
They wanted to take care of us as a student.
I knew what they wanted him.
And last year, he was like, like, you know, no point.
Okay, okay, okay, his dad is calling, his dad is calling, his dad is calling.
Okay.
Hello?
Yo, Card.
Yeah, yo, speaker.
Yeah, you're a speaker.
Yeah, what up, man? Come on, man.
Cano? Geno?
You know, um, his grave isn't the best last year, you know?
So, uh, we got, we, you know...
So, you know, it's, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The reason why he's a geno though
is for the white, black soul, black soul
is more of a discipline, you know?
He has to have that discipline, you know?
His mom, his mom is falling out right now.
Yeah, his mom is falling out right now.
Yup, yup.
He won't be a good general, though.
All right, do what you're doing, bro.
All right.
All right.
The whole family?
Hello, ma?
Yeah, he's not involved.
Oh, God.
The whole family calling me?
Goddamn.
What is that?
What is that for?
Is that for God?
Is that for God?
Ma, stop!
What, stop calling me.
Hello?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, car!
What?
Why, why are you making this seem like
Devonta is bad, right...
It's not bad, it's not bad.
Hold on, I gotta get to the next janitor.
I gotta get to the next janitor.
Mom, if you call my phone all the time,
I'm gonna make you the janitor next.
I'm joking, it's a joke.
Hello, you gonna retry?
You gonna retry?
You gonna find a new janitor?
Get the janitor from last year with Devonte.
What's his name again?
Mom, that's Shana's way out, it's okay.
Mom, stop, stop, mom.
Mom, you, my mom, I'm the dean!
Mom, I'm the dean, I'm the dean!
I'm the dean, I'm the dean, no, I'm the dean.
No, you cannot come, I'm the dean, I'm the dean.
Look at what they want to tell me!
Look at what they want!
Why are you standing on fire without a body?
You're calling me?
Did you just call me?
Did you just call me?
My bad, it was people Ronaldo.
Okay, so, Kalo is gonna be a student or I'm going to be at Shema University Gates.
Mom, mom, mom, mom, it underdeans.
It's under K-9.
Mom, underdeans.
Oh, mom, look, look at the chat.
Look at the chat.
Okay, look at the chat, mom.
I'm Shema.
Wait, mom, mom, mom, okay, mom.
Okay, mom.
Okay, we know that.
Mom.
Mom, listen, okay?
Yes.
You look, look at mom, mom, wait, look at mom, we.
Mom, okay?
All right, listen to me.
I'm listening.
Yeah.
Look how much people in the chat want to be janitors.
Chat, if y'all would be accepted to the Schumi University
as a janitor, A.I. could stream.
How many of y'all want to be janitors?
Yes or no?
I'm in the telephone position.
I'm for tell us a student.
You're somebody that should answer their gender.
Ma, ma, ma, I, ma, I.
You had something to prove that.
No, me, me, okay, I, I, I, I'm out.
I got to get-
You don't even use your house.
Now, on this stream,
you've got to be hard for that position.
Ma, ma, please, there's people waiting to see their names,
please.
Okay, guys, guys, I'm sorry, guys,
but Kai, you just have to make a different decision
on that, that you want-
Mom, gender is not a bad thing.
Okay, thank you. All right. Have a good day mom. Yes
Yeah, he's gonna have a uniform
Okay, thank you mom
Okay, mom, thank you.
I'm here.
All right.
Yeah, he can have a janitor uniform on.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Get the mop, man, I don't fuck.
Hey, hey, I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a damn.
I don't fuck, I don't give a fuck.
Next.
Straight outta here.
Next.
You know?
Tell me one million, oh my God.
Tell me one million, oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Tell me one million, oh my God.
Now this person, I'm actually glad he's in the janitor department now.
because now he'll be able to really really show what he got you know so
if you are doing YouTube go ahead and like go ahead and subscribe MGM on
YouTube go ahead and like and subscribe everybody smash that like and subscribe
button if you want to go ahead and follow okay next dinner and I'm glad he
got a clean shit up cuz I don't give no fucks this is from the bottom of my
heart messing up every fucking time he won't be doing shit
One champion sound yeah, that's what we're about so happy
My mess it up boy
We don't care game
He got him up
He had the motion to
Chris actually is fucking terrible at his job as you guys can see in the trailers
He doesn't do shit, bro. He needs to mop shit up. Honestly. He needs to clean shit up
We don't give a fuck any ball. So it actually does fit his character. You feel me?
So I don't care. I really don't give a fuck
Go on, we ain't never seen them cleaners, Holly!
N***a, we got needs!
N***a, we got fucking needs!
We need some serious!
Oh, my fucking boobs!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
I'm getting pretty drunk, yeah!
Ain't no fucking way you just did this shit!
Chris, calm down!
Oh, my God!
Chris, calm down!
I'm getting fucking pretty!
I'm getting fucking pretty, N***a!
N***a, we got fucking nigga!
Last time I cleaned, Taurus!
Was in the bucket getting pissed!
Oh, my God!
Okay, Chris, calm down!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Just calm down!
Calm down, just calm down, okay calm down, Chris calm down, come, come, come, Chris come on.
Chris, a janitor is not a bad thing, game? Okay, yo okay, okay, okay, oh Chris, a janitor is not a bad thing.
Go stand up, go stand up, you're a janitor, nigga, that's what you're talking about!
You had to operate in the students to help me get these chits out to do a horrible job
You have to be gentle. Okay? Okay?
Would you rather be a Dean or would you rather be the niggas?
Okay, okay. Would you rather be a Dean?
Okay, listen. Would you rather be a Dean or the niggas will order keys in a room?
You know, talk to me loud.
Would you rather be a principal
to your, you had a key to your office
or would you rather have every key to your bag,
to every room, every place?
You know, you know, you know, I'm telling you.
You feel me, you know you'll be able to have
a key to every room.
Yes bro, you act like a gymnasium lunchman.
Everything, everything, Christmas, every key to your room.
Everybody fuck with the dinner bro. And guess what I'm gonna say ask him. Did I fuck with the dinner? Do I fuck with the dinner?
Do I fuck with the dinner?
They don't even say. They say no bro. That's the bottom of the barrel nigga.
Oh my god, that's the bottom of the ocean nigga.
But look back, 95% bro.
Okay look, you know why you're also gonna be in a dinner?
Because you fucked your balls, man.
You don't even have a say, bro.
ball. That's why. Look at the chat and say you want to be a god damn janitor. Say it.
Say it, man. Hey, and I might just throw in like an underwater or some shit. Best nigga
to clean type shit. Best nigga to clean type shit.
Yeah, yeah, bro.
Yeah, I'm gonna be on the door.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, get your ass out of here, gang.
Good shit.
Make sure you have a jumper.
Make sure you fold up.
Tell her in the bar to y'all.
Y'all ain't talkin' to goddamn group chat or some shit.
Uh-huh.
Put it down with that idea.
Thank you so much for opportunity, bro.
For sure.
For sure, gang.
You're the best, bro.
You're the best.
That was pretty awkward.
Now we got three.
We invested into the into the into the janitor department.
So now we have three.
So now we get actually cleaning because two last year was crazy.
now we got three game so that's good right what's next janitors are a wrap
clap it up for your janitors game clap it up for your janitors all right that is
all the janitors the next category is
club directors
Okay?
This is a new category!
And straight to you!
Okay?
This is a new category!
And it's true by now!
Okay!
Last year, there was only classes and students, professors, whatever it is.
But this year, at the university, we have invested into club directors, meaning that
after the class, after a long day of class, you get to your dorm, you unpack.
You will have on a daily a cool club to look forward to.
Basketball team, goddamn science slash engineering club,
goddamn cheerleading club.
And yeah, there's a lot of clubs out there, you know?
So, let's see who the club directors are.
Oh my God, came a little, uh-huh.
The first from peeking the first club director
Is
Head of the fraternity, Nick Nezyanina, I don't know how to fuck to say that last name.
But this guy is now the head and club director of the fraternity.
Can we please pin him up on top of the chat?
Oh my god. Oh my god. I love you. I love you. I'm gonna show you a little bit of what
What Nick does?
I don't know if you'll remember, but he is goddamn insane.
Okay?
You ready?
HOT! HOT! HOT!
This is what Nick does!
Nothing! Nothing here!
Yeah! Yeah!
Fuck the gun!
Fuckin' the same, buddy!
That's a classic video.
I'm missing that video of S.A.W. using the fuckin' chat, dude.
Um, yeah, Nick...
He...
Nick, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Now Nick, do not throw any parties on any of that shit.
Alright, Nick?
Do not throw any parties on any of that shit.
Nick is pinned on the top of the pin make sure you guys go ahead and y'all um follow Nick
okay make sure y'all follow Nick
no parties Nick no fucking parties next co-director is
Basketball team, let those shooters, I understand it now, we'll be playing out through the channels,
we'll be getting out ready and we'll be lacing out up.
Lethal shooter is now leading the basketball team.
So you gotta understand it.
You gotta understand it.
You know, and I think the basketball team
gonna be really, really happy, you know?
I think, I think, I think, I think, I think.
Now listen, to anybody that's on the basketball team,
make sure you make the fucking school look good, okay?
We're not a D3, we're not a goddamn D2.
We're D1, okay?
FGV University is D1.
We are now incorporating real sports, okay?
Here we go.
The next club director is...
Cheerleading is led by Markel Washington.
Okay? The charity team is led by Markel Washington. Okay? Oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, I love Markel.
Yeah, they love Markel. The charity team is led by Markel Washington. Okay? So, give me a S.
Give me a S, give me a E, give me a T, give me a R, give me an E, give me an A, give me an M, okay?
Next!
Club Director is...
Oh my fucking god.
The film club led by Oliver Cannon and Gibson Hazard.
Now you guys are probably wondering who those guys are.
Okay?
The film club is led by these guys.
These are the guys I work with hand on hand
to come up with these great trailers.
It's Jimmy University.
It's good to be back.
Where's everybody at?
What's up?
These cool films, okay?
I am giving y'all the people that I use, okay?
So y'all can be hand on hand with them.
You know, they're really good at marketing.
They're good at a lot of stuff, okay?
Gibson Hazard and Oliver are the directors of the film club. Now, here's what I will say.
They have helped me on every on every trailer sets. Mopiaton 2, I think. They did Mopiaton 2,
Mopiaton 3. What else did they do? We did a lot. Shimmer University. Every show that you guys
probably seen in the last two years, like, we've been locked in. So you guys will be able to see
hand-on-hand on like how things are developed, how the shot is, um, and stuff like that. No,
Co-Bennett was Batman. Co-Bennett was Batman. Um, well, I think that's gonna be a fun one though.
That's gonna be a fun one. There's a lot of good ones to pick. Next club director is...
science slash engineering with PROTO.
Now PROTO is a close friend of mine who has made the remote control goddamn bed, who's
made the automatic stuff that put me through hell during Mafia 3 who also have made a lot
of the battle bots, everything. So he will be teaching you guys how to not only do science
but to engineer. Proto is a tech guy, honestly, chat. He's also the one who created, he's
also the one that created this, the machine that generates you guys. So he will be taking
lead in that club. Alright? W. Proto. Some of you guys probably seen him last year on
campus and shit. Okay? The next person who is a club director is
Musical Arts with the one and only T-MOTHERFUCKIN' PAIN.
Musical Arts!
Red T!
Hey!
Is C-Bass ready?
Ha ha!
Experiment!
C-Bass!
We'll be good!
Musical Arts!
I broke up with my girl last night so I went to the club
If anybody loves music, or anybody loves a studio, if anybody wanna make songs, you know we had an SU Anthem
We had an SU Anthem last year.
So those who like motherfucking rapping and going crazy,
T-Pain will be there to book their studio session
for you to go crazy, all right?
If you are in his club, okay?
Here we go.
Second to last.
Here we go.
The next club director is...
The debate club with Marcus King
Now Marcus go ahead and pin Marcus King. Go ahead and pin Marcus, please. I'll type it in
Okay, Marcus King. He's not live. Okay. I think he's with agent though. Is he with agent?
Yeah!
Oh!
Yeah!
Thank you!
Go ahead and pin Marcus King, okay?
Um, yo, he got them love.
When I tell you this guy be on screen,
just hyper fixating on topics and doing a bunch of stuff,
it was great, you know?
The bait team has been revealed, the musical arts team has been revealed, the sides and
engineering club has been revealed, the film club has been revealed, the cheerleading club
has been revealed, the basketball team has been revealed, and the fraternity has been
revealed.
Okay?
Now, this is this one last one.
Before we get to the real dance, I would like to present something.
This is the Streamer University Scholarship Full Ride into another semester.
Last year we had to go through a lot of different people.
We had to look through a lot of different creators.
And this scholarship is awarded to a creator who has came into Streamer University.
university, small, it was able to develop and maintain what they, the, the, the,
nor idea or the, or the, or the, or the attention they got and was able to expand it and was
able to, god damn, take it to the moon because my goal last year was to have one
person's life change and this person has been put in belt to fucking ass like
every goddamn day like like I ain't gonna lie this person I'm proud I'm proud
um this person has took in a throne every time when there's something that
comes up about oh my god they need somebody who went to shimmy University
and left. A different person. And this would be something that is incorporated every single
year to so to my small creators. I'm watching y'all extra. Okay. All right. I'm proud of
y'all. You guys came in and those who left and maintained whatever you guys maintained.
Shout out to y'all and every year we'll be making this award for a small creator who
...will be able to come in and leave and go crazy.
Alright?
So without further ado...
Give it up!
I haven't been feeling you recently.
SU!
SU, SHU, SHU, SHU, SHU!
SHU, SHU, SHU, SHU, SHU!
SHU, SHU, SHU, SHU, SHU!
SHU, SHU, SHU, SHU, SHU, SHU!
SHU, SHU, SHU, SHU, SHU!
What you better stop it?
Hey, students and professors, where you at, where you at, bro?
Yana, Yana, Yana, Yana, Yana, come up to the front, Yana.
Yana, come to the front.
Yana, come to the front.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I told you, bro! I fucking told you, bro!
It's me! Every time!
No! It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me!
No, I told you!
What's up, bro?
KCC, we love you!
We love you!
We love you!
That's me!
That's me!
Bro, Yana came with to stream with you.
If y'all look at her lord,
Yana came with to stream with you.
With a small amount of fucking viewers game.
She wasn't even like, paired up with a big roommate.
She wasn't really in the spotlight too much not for real like she was walking around with Tim's and George's and
um, she left streamer you and
She was streaming on a ps4 game. She was so committed. She was shooting on the ps4
Then when she left streaming let's do the ps4
She got to upgrade and do different things to expand her into a whole number level
Which I think in my opinion is crazy
And then after you know, I was like, yo, let me get a present this scholarship for you, Yana, because
Whenever somebody asked me
Who who came with the streaming you small and let's be what who's like this different after and it's and it's Yana, bro
Like Yana is a fucking drinks like how what the fuck so
Yana's a great all-around creator and everybody say congratulations to Yana
she has got a scholarship to a full ride.
Now, Yana, here is something that you do not know.
Okay?
Coming back to the club directors,
Yana, since you have a full scholarship,
we thought it would be a big opportunity
for you to lead.
the drama club which is theater okay
It's not.
Drama Club!
Drama Club!
We're ready!
We're ready!
We're ready!
We're ready!
We're ready!
We're ready!
So, she will be doing
the drama club.
Shout out to Yana.
I want to note before we get to these names
that is
very important that you guys try to keep going, keep going,
because you never know.
You might get a scholarship.
W, W New Future, W New Future, New Feature.
Everybody say W, fuck, New Feature, god damn, New Feature.
Now check.
We do have a unlockable side character for Shime University.
I know you're like, oh my God.
You're like, what is happening?
Like, there's so much new stuff.
There is an unlockable side character question for you.
Okay.
Now this is a little bit, you know, wholesome to me.
This right here is wholesome to me right here
because I've been watching this person
for about like two years, game, like, genuinely.
And it's so crazy because this person,
okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
This person didn't apply, y'all.
This person didn't apply.
So it was actually an opportunity on the table
just for this person.
This person has no clue.
If they would like to come,
They have wide open arms, okay?
There's a streamer who recently just tweeted like,
I'm so happy about Shreeming University.
And they said that they didn't feel like
they had a spot to do at Shreeming University.
As bad as they wanted to go,
they felt as if they didn't have a spot
to be at Shreeming University.
So they were like, they don't know if they can go,
they don't know where they will fit in,
and all types of stuff.
And I actually watched this person as a small, small creator.
And she goes by the name of I Just Love Puzzles.
She will be the life of this creature.
Now, she probably wondering, hold on,
librarian, what you mean?
We have created custom streaming university puzzles
for her to do on campus 24-7, guys.
Okay, so if she would be in the wild there,
we doing her puzzles.
So grandma, if you wanna come down
to goddamn streaming university, you can, bro.
Look how wholesome she is, Shaq.
Look at this person.
Everybody go to her, okay?
Cause I've been watching, bro, no, no, no, no, no.
I've been watching her, bro.
Look how wholesome she is, bro.
You know, bro, she sits here and does puzzles, literally.
But you see them or not?
Bro, she sits here and does puzzles, bro, all day.
I'm not actually coming together.
I see y'all.
All day.
So if you were a student on campus,
yo, Zach, yo, Zach, it's for the 200 gift, appreciate it.
Bro, she sits here and does puzzles all day, bro.
She'd be in her own world and stuff like that.
So if you would like to stop by, I Just Love Puzzles on campus while she's in the library,
guys, you guys can go do that, okay?
Ladies and gentlemen
We got the generals, we got the club directors, we got the professors, the scholarship out
the way everything it is now time for the students y'all okay now listen I'm
going to reiterate bro I want to say something okay if you do not get in it
is okay game this shit don't revolve around you know you know I don't I don't
I don't just revolve around anything, you know?
If you don't get in, you don't get in.
But if you do, congratulations.
I love you guys.
And we are going to really, really, really
lock in with this.
Also, first, streaming university
is designed to help the discoverability of streamers
who put belt to ass year after year after year.
And it's hard selecting this limited amount
because I wish everybody can just go.
No chill guilt, that's what a 50 gift is.
I wish anybody can go.
Petite Blah model, that's what a 50 gift is.
And yeah, there is in-person application people
on this goddamn board.
As a hectic as in person application was
People have got selected from there
You know, I sat there for nine hours in each city hoping to talk to everybody but some of it showing on others, you know, and I'm
in person
And online, okay, so what there is a in person application
I will be able to call it out. So don't worry. I'll let y'all know. But, prayer emojis in the chat?
Let's get this thing going. Oh, it's getting late. Hold on. Prayer emojis, prayer emojis. Let's get
this thing going. Okay now, if you guys are paying attention to the Mafia 3 universe,
you would know who these first five students are. There were Mafia 3, there was a golden
ticket feature to where those random people can get selected to come. So if you guys remember
Sheme Yu, the first five people are going in tickets. So let's see who those people are.
Okay, hold on.
I see the first stolen ticket, who's won a spot.
Here we go.
Hold on.
There you go.
Streamer you
You to be out good you to have fun. Yeah, good
You to this good. Yeah, all the blockin. Yeah, all of the very locked in
Okay, it should be good
Welcome to the university class of 2026 on the course
The first golden ticket of streaming University
26, it's McQueen Live.
McQueen Live.
McQueen Live.
Hello, McQueen.
I know your last one you knew you made it in
because of my 5th 9-3.
But W. McQueen in the goddamn chat.
He is a golden ticket student that won back in my field.
Why wait, hold on, you can't even view his channel.
Is this a miscellaneous on Twitch?
God damn!
The second golden ticket winner
is
Aiko Official.
Day one for Mafia Time 3, Golden's Tickets.
Alright?
Can you put her stuff?
Is she live?
I don't see her live.
Oh, she is live.
Aww!
Aiko, how you doing?
so you are caught up to date on what is going on.
N-D-M, Echo Nation, N-D-N-O.
What's that echo?
Oh, that's an echo. That's an echo.
That's an echo, okay?
McQueen Live and Echo.
The third golden ticket is...
Oh, by the way, State Farm will be gifting a lot of students on the board.
They will randomly gift a lot of creators and students on the board.
So if you can review it and State Farm comes in, just know.
Okay?
What the hell?
Students on the board, you go right up your head.
That's fucking cool!
He can sit on that!
Slow certified, low-dating ticket winner from Mafia 3, man.
Congratulations, dude. Congratulations, man.
I hope you are happy, dude.
Next!
All right, four golden tickets.
Straight to the bank.
You are in SU.
You are in SU.
Straight to the bank.
You are in SU.
All right, go to ticket winner.
All right, next and the final go to ticket winner.
Cool butterfly, what's for wise?
you are in SU cool butterfly before wise you are in SU wish yet
What? Oh yeah, we gotta get you a whole new set up. Oh hell no. Oh hell no. We gotta get her a whole new set up. What the fuck? Why she sound like that?
And now, that is all of the golden tickets. No!
No!
Ah, the numbers are final.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Now it's both of top.
Guys!
It's both of top.
It's how to say everybody who's been gifted.
It's how to say everybody who's done everything.
I love y'all.
Here we go.
Here we go. The first person.
Um, I'm on some shit right now.
Now I do what I want. Now I do what I want.
Now I do what I want. Now I do what I want.
Now I do what I want. Now I do what I want.
No, I do what I want
No, I do what I want
No, I do what I want
No, I do what I want
Everybody know I'm better
I'm better
No matter
I'm better
Now a gentleman
I've been watching that cake for a minute
You're proud, Davion! You are in Stuartman University!
Davion! You are in Stuartman University!
Davion, you are in Streaming University!
Davion, you are in Streaming University!
Where is he?
Where is he?
Okay, alright.
He's having a...
It's a lion!
Tablo!
Where is he?
Where is he?
Okay, alright.
Okay, alright.
Alright, Davion.
Where is he?
Where is he?
All right, Davey on Davey on you are a visually
Extreme review
Okay, music is too loud. Okay, I'm gonna chill out
Okay
The next person who was it as you
Should I put this top yeah
The next person who is in SU, is it focused?
I don't know, wanna get...
Three!
Two!
I was Tory!
I was Tory!
Welcome to SU!
I was Tory!
You're in Streamer University!
Sonny going crazy, this shit.
Tori!
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Congratulations Tori!
What happened to her stream?
Pull the horn.
Wah!
Wah!
What the f...
Aah!
Tell me, tell me!
I've got to get the hell out of here.
Yeah!
I'm done!
You're out of here!
I'm done!
You're out of here!
You're out of here!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
How much time, y'all?
Oh my god, this is so I know a lot bro. I know a lot bro. This is so I'm just so happy like bro
Like baby husband
Oh, yeah
Okay, here we go the next person that we are revealing
But shouldn't a university is
Office Drummer!
Office Drummer!
Go ahead and pin them!
Office Drummer!
Welcome to Streamer University Office Drummer!
You're not even alive!
You're not even alive!
Open the door!
You are in streaming university.
Okay?
Alright.
The next person is...
Mr. Keem!
Mr. Keem, how are you doing, Keem?
You are now in streaming university.
Okay, Keem?
Let's go Kai!
Hey, don't come back!
Welcome back my boy!
You better not come back!
My boy!
Let's go Kai!
Let's go Kai!
I'm not gonna let you down, bro!
I'm not gonna let you down, Kai!
I'm not gonna let you down, bro!
I'm not gonna let you down, Kai!
Oh, GG's.
Let you down, boy!
Don't let me down, nigga!
pin mr. Keem please. Hey listen if I need help with tech or anything go to that
nigga. He a student. Maybe you need help on the answers and all types of shit go to
that nigga then. Honestly I ain't gonna lie. Okay? Why am I saying that as a dean? Hold on.
Don't go to shit.
Don't go to shit.
Don't go to shit.
I'm wild again.
What am I doing?
Lock in game.
Set the rules of the tempo.
Next.
We have,
uh-oh, this is an in-person exception.
Meaning this person is in SU
Because I seen them in person perform,
and I was like, that's the one.
This next person who was in streaming university,
it's Juicy.jaco.
I believe he applied for them to be a mascot too.
You can do whatever the fuck you want, Gabe.
You wanna be a mascot, fuck it.
Juicy Jacob, you are now in streaming university.
Oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm growing it.
Oh, I'm growing it.
What?
Hey, bro, it's so crazy.
If I didn't see you in person,
you wouldn't be on this board,
but congratulations, you are an in-person application.
Exception, shout out to you.
Okay?
The last person on the first column!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, chat!
Oh my god!
I forgot!
Fuck!
I forgot!
The facts!
Yo, what the fuck?
I'm slow as shit.
Holy fuck.
Wow.
Okay, who are you holding?
Juicy Jacob.
One, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Ten.
Oh my god!
God you are completely for God's hold on y'all I go a lot oh this may this may
take a lot of time to do
oh my god come on bro
hey the juicy Jacob he was at an important auditions in LA known for
And just enough as different characters
also does content about his Christian faith.
Was the Lorax at LA auditions, okay?
Jake Future, thanks for the 50 gifted, appreciate it.
All right?
The next person
is
the real
Maya
live.
Go ahead and pin it, go ahead and pin it,
go ahead and pin it, go ahead and pin it,
go ahead and pin it, go ahead and pin it.
Go ahead and pin it, go ahead and pin it.
The real Maya live is she live right now?
We about to see she is not live right now.
The real Maya, she was literally streaming three hours ago
and she's literally missing it right now.
Wow, Maya, really Maya, wow.
But let's see about Maya.
Let's see an interesting fact about Maya.
Chad, these are our facts we have to put together.
Um, production, I believe that y'all got this wrong because it don't say her name, but I'm
gonna trust it.
They say a whole different name right here, but it says Maya is out of it, but I'm gonna
trust it, okay?
Maya lives in Texas.
She's primarily a TikTok and YouTube creator, and she been making content since she was
a kid.
Oh, she a tiktok live. Come on, chat. You see? Probably a tiktok.
Okay. All right, all right, all right. She probably can't live.
She probably can't live right now. Okay.
Next.
Ooh.
This is a good one.
I like this one.
Okay, chat.
This is a good one.
Shit, he motherfucking had me going crazy!
Haha, I'll go broke.
But I ain't been feeling it lately
They say it like it's gonna be clever
Can't keep me from looking so crazy
I heard that!
Let's find out!
Queen!
Nija!
Queen, Queen, Queen, Queen
Queen, Nija
Queen, you are now
in Streamer University
Congratulations to Queen Nigel. To Queen Nigel. She is now, is she Nigerian or some shit?
Niger? She might be Nigerian. I ain't no more gay Queen Nigelian. Belle your queen.
One facts about Queen, okay, here we go.
Queen Nigel, she's from Michigan.
She's been making content for over a decade.
She has over a billion streams on her music
and she almost dropped out of high school her senior year,
y'all, damn, damn, okay?
The next person is Kiera Santay.
Okay?
Kiera Santay.
You are in.
She's from Brooklyn NYC. She's primarily a TikTok and Instagram creator. She plays a
a lot of horror games on stream.
W. Chiara.
Chiara Sente.
W. Chiara.
Next.
The next student for Scheme University
2026 is
fucking Josh with a V. Can y'all see from there, Chuck?
I think Josh. My bad, I didn't mean to curse.
I think Josh. Do we have his pin? Do we have his pin?
Do we have his pin? Okay, let's go ahead and see his goddamn fun facts.
Epic Josh from Bakersfield, California.
He's 18 years old. He just made the cut.
He's primarily a TikTok and Instagram creator.
And he is also a skater.
Okay? He's a skater. He loves to skate, y'all.
He loves to skate.
Oh, he's gonna kick! He's gonna kick!
Hold on.
Oh, I don't think he, oh, he's a kick,
he's a kick shimmy, he's a kick shimmy.
Okay, first kick shimmy, wow.
All right.
Next one.
The next student is...
This is what it is.
Tiana Musara.
Don't worry about it.
Tiana Musara.
Tiana Musara.
My Saara!
Uh oh.
clothes off
No! Don't!!
NO趣RIH!
You are fucking lying.
Your fucking lying.
YOU ARE FUCKING LIFE.
Your fucking lying.
Your fucking lying.
You are fucking lying.
Your fucking lying.
Socialists on appear
OUCH!
NO!
Not at all!
Thank you Clara.
Thank you Clara.
temat bull
take that
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
What have you done?
What have you done?
Tiana is in!
W. Tiana. W. Tiana.
Everybody show love to Tiana.
Musara.
Okay?
Musara.
Next!
Hold on.
The next person.
Oh wait, FumpFax. Did we have FumpFax on? Hold on, what's this? This is not numbered.
Oh, yes. Nope. Did I lose her fucking mail? Um, check. Did I lose her mail? Oh no, she's
right here. Okay. FumpFax is about Tiana. She's from NYC originally, but she relocated
to Florida. Started making content over seven years ago. She does fitness, health, IRI,
gaming content on Twitch.
The next person up is Moki M-O-O-K-I-E.
Moody! Moody! You are in Stuemer University!
No! No! It's a fucking way! It's a fucking way! No!
What the fuck I do? What the fuck I do?
Fuck you! What the fuck I do?
No!
God!
No!
God!
What the fuck I do?
Oh my God!
God, I love you.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for everything.
What the fuck I do?
What the fuck I do?
Oh my God!
Sorry, sorry.
Thank you.
I'll be...
Monkey!
She's from Canada.
It's where I'm on the building.
W
Monkey she's from Canada Toronto on the Builder
primarily a
League of Legends streamer
She's been streaming for over two years guys
She's been streaming for over two years
Next
Let's go ahead and do it, you know.
Honestly, I do not support this person's artwork, nor do I support, I don't support this person's abuse on something that is forbidden from Schumer University, and this person be violent when it comes to, you know, abusing this.
But now, he, um, the threat to me wildin', okay?
And I don't condone it.
But let's see what this person has.
Let's see what she, let's see what this person has.
["Hang In There, Song of Life"]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Can't you just stay?
Can't you just stay?
It feels like a ploy
I don't even say it, can't even just say it, can't even just say it
Put the keys on to me, I bring my sweater, can't even just say it
Now Scott
You better not be using the AI
Okay?
And look at this, her banner AI, her start as soon as AI
Man, what the? She be on chat
God, you sick?
I'm not doing it, by the way, in her slot
Because she was awesome, but her application was crazy though.
Skye Jackson, welcome to streaming university.
We will be teaching you how to not use AI.
OK?
All right?
All right.
Ws, initials.
Wow.
This is about to start getting happy, y'all.
It's about to start getting crazy, y'all.
It's about to start getting crazy, you guys.
The next,
let me see her goddamn fun facts.
It better be AI and his motherfuckers.
Fucking Skyjax.
From NYC, started her career as a child actress,
started streaming three years ago,
was on my way down one fun fact.
I think she was.
Next up!
Suki mellow.
Suki mellow.
Suki mellow.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my God!
No fucking way!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
No fucking way!
Dad!
What the fuck did you do?
Oh my God!
What the fuck?!
Dad!
Dad!
Oh my God!
Dad!
Dad!
No fucking way!
Dad!
Dad!
Dad!
Dad!
Oh, my mom's walking.
Thank you, God!
I'll be the best anime hero in the stream right now!
Meow!
Meow!
She needs help, don't worry about it.
Ha ha ha ha.
Hey, hey, hey, could you move?
Oh, shh, oh, shh, hey.
My bad.
Shout out to Suki Melo.
Shout out to Suki Melo.
Shout out to Suki Melo.
Shout out to Suki Melo.
Here's some fun facts about Tsukimelo.
Okay, I ain't gonna lie, I ain't gonna lie.
These small creators, they hungry chat.
I ain't gonna lie, we really evaluated the small creators
and I'm not gonna lie chat.
They are very hungry, okay?
She's from Texas.
She's she's four times a week for a year straight,
both desktop and IRL.
She's also a cosplayer.
Believe all that freaky goddamn cosplay
and ask it at home, okay?
Be a cosplayer, but I hope people be cosplaying
and be the freaky type.
Like, how, no, do it for the real culture.
Because you know what I'm saying?
You know, like, you know, like,
you make sure your cosplay really, you know, go crazy.
I'm looking forward to your cosplay.
I'm looking forward to your cosplay, Suki.
Okay, next.
Benji Chavez. Benji Chavez. Benji Chavez. Benji Chavez. Welcome to S.U.
Oh
Benji, congratulations!
Welcome to ASU 2026.
Okay.
The next person that we have...
Hold on, bump back, you see, I know I was forgetting something, I'm sorry, Benji, I'm
sorry, Benji, I'm sorry, Benji, I'm sorry, Benji, hold on, Mexican, he started as a TikTok
live streamer, used to stream from his roof, what?
And he's offered to be Kai's personal Spanish translator on campus.
So you want to teach me a different language.
Bet.
Span is translator, okay, bet.
Okay, so you want to translate a lot of stuff.
Okay, here we go.
The next person
for SU
is
sketch.
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He's not even loud right now.
Dubbing sketch.
Okay?
Next!
We have...
Maya Nicole Live!
Maya Nicole Live!
Maya Nicole live! She is in it! Is she streaming?
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Holy shit!
Hey, that's what it's all about, y'all.
Aw, look at all the-
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, my mama!
What?
Let's read these fun facts, y'all.
Oh, shit, I shit apt.
It's all right.
You know, we're going to make sure you have some Wi-Fi on campus.
So don't worry about that.
All right.
Maya Nicole.
Made content says she was a kid.
She recently paid off her mother's money.
She recently paid off her mother's mortgage.
Okay?
Primarily the school slash kids content.
That's fire.
WWW Myanna Co.
And the last name for streaming university 2026 second column
is
Rizzy underscore streams. He is an in-person application
Viliant! Rizzy underscore streams. Because you went to in-person, you were able to get in.
in okay let's go ahead and pin it let's go ahead and pin it can we pin it can we pin it here we go
and he's not live fucking great god damn great god damn great he went to in person applications
and he was pretty good he was pretty good yeah he was pretty good hold on let me let me take
Let me take some time in the chat real quick.
Let me see who y'all, who would y'all um,
who would y'all want to be in,
who y'all think is on this board?
I wanna see something real quick.
Who y'all think is on this board?
In the meantime, I'm gonna read this out.
Oh, I know what this is!
She, she was wild.
I know, not a he, my bad.
She from NYC, she a stud.
You might know her as Pitbull,
She's a could have been love season two wow
That's what it's one of it's one of oh
Let me see hold on
Yeah, everybody you too. Let me see. I think it's on this board. Oh
It's a lot of new people
Mariah the one doesn't attend get it
Damn the FC I'm like new names
I'm seeing names. Oh
Damn, that must be people that apply who spend their shit.
Hey, I don't blame y'all.
Alright, who next?
Oh, that's a good one.
This is a good one.
The next person who is at St. Louis University is RUNIK TV W RUNIK W RUNIK!
Hold on. Put him down. Let me see him. Pin it. Pin it. Pin it.
Runic.
Oh my God.
No!
No!
No!
No!
I made a movie here!
But, I'm not!
What the fuck boy what the hell all right runic let's hear your fun facts runic is from Louisiana
Well, Runic is a cancer survivor.
That's a beautiful girl.
Runic survived cancer.
He's been making content for almost a decade.
He said he's going to be breaking all the rules.
Boy, what?
Let's go ahead and expel this thing up.
Nah, we gonna take it back right now.
We gonna take that shit back right now.
Runic, you off the fucking list.
Talk about you going to God.
Yeah, I didn't see this.
Said he's going to be breaking all the rules.
Fuck!
Fuck it.
It's alright.
It's alright.
Runic will talk.
Okay?
Runic will talk.
Runic will talk.
Runic will talk.
Runic will talk.
Runic will talk.
Okay. Stream test, stream test. Twitch, how are we doing? Spam Ws are good. YouTube, how are we doing? Spam Ws are good.
Runic really is shitting you, bro. That's honestly insane. That's a great, great, cool pick.
Okay. Let me go. This is an in-person application variance, okay? Because this person came in person,
Moreno won't listen to ten get this because the person came in person
Yeah, they are
And if they think
I
Like
Haskell
Haskell come to the front come to the front
Haskell come to the front Haskell Haskell come to the front go ahead and pin it
What the fuck what is he doing cool cool cool cool I don't even give a fucking shit
What the fuck, what is he doing?
Cool, cool, cool, I don't even get fuckin' shit.
I don't get, what the fuck, what is he doing?
Cool, cool, cool, I don't even get fuckin' shit.
Guys, now I just wanna say thank you for the opportunity
and I'm really appreciative of this opportunity.
Thank you, I will be attending Schumer University soon.
W fucking Haskell. W Haskell in the chat.
I need that rose! Thanks for the 25, get that I need that rose.
I don't know about that. Thanks for the 25.
W Haskell in the chat, y'all.
Let's see his fun facts.
He's from Texas!
and making content since he was in the fifth grade.
He probably made, he primarily makes TikTok,
Instagram and YouTube content.
He was at LA for in-person applications.
And that is why he was selected.
Okay.
24 names have been revealed.
It is now time
to get into the next set of names okay here we go y'all here we go hold on okay
here we go y'all are y'all ready here we go all right this next batch
Come on.
This next guy.
You should go ahead and pop some c'mon and grab a stool.
The boy's not gonna be able to get 50.
All the numbers are fine on me. No t-shirts. No vinyl.
You're not about to make me rich like Lionel's room.
Y'all, what's up with you?
Production. Calm on.
Okay. What?
Oh, it's late.
Okay, I'm gonna do this
Oh my God, this is so fucking awkward.
My fucking Dingo Dog is not working.
Holy fuck, classic.
Classic kind of action.
I'll fucking course, dude.
What the fuck happened?
My Dingo Dog is not working.
Oh
Chat classic it's all right. I'm glad to go
It was like go blow the dust in your past go blow the dust in your past
What was the year that they say it's last cuz I don't remember it going like that
I don't remember one word in your raps. I don't know nothing about you and I'm chance
Here we go y'all if you think you on this small fucking let's say me
just say me bro like appreciate all the subs appreciate all the follows appreciate
all the hold on hold on hold on hold on cuz I think YouTube is going crazy if you
are new to YouTube go ahead and like and sub up y'all go ahead and like and
subscribe oh my god you're at 15.1 million
bro YouTube shout out to y'all
bro YouTube bro my subscribers went up 100,000 game
I'm at bro I went up bro what the fuck
W YouTube and W twitch chat we went up 40,000 subs 43,000 subs so far bro I'm
15.1 million on YouTube
What's my first YouTube stream?
W every but uncle earth what the fuck does that mean?
W everybody Marina W. Oh my god. I can't even read that that boy could gain a big day so much
Her name is set up to you cable. I'll tell you brought my YouTube bow. What the hell?
If you are new on YouTube go ahead and like and subscribe
I should have been on YouTube
YouTube, give me a hug, give me a hug!
Shout out to Twitch and YouTube, shout out to the entire empire, shout out to everybody
in this chat right now, bro, W. Okay, here we go, here we go, the next name is here,
Here we go.
The next student who was revealed
is Jimmy University, 2026, is...
Eva Zura.
Zura. Eva Zura. Eva Zura. She's not live. Eva is not live. W. Eva. Eva Zura. Pin Eva Zura. Pin Eva Zura.
Ava Azura is now in student university.
Fun facts about Ava.
Okay.
Ava is from South Florida.
She mixes gaming, IRL, and just chatting content on Twitch.
Also used to play cosplay.
W Ava Azura.
Everybody say W Ava in the chat, okay.
W. Ava. Okay. Here it is. Next.
Ah. Hold on. The next person for Shime-Rosehi-Chokuni-Six is...
The mighty B.A.
Set out to the mighty B.A.
The mighty B.A.
Go ahead and pin it. Go ahead and pin it.
Why don't I put out the fun facts?
The mighty B.A.
No, that is not her stuff.
I don't know if the person is streaming.
Hold on, hold on!
What, what the?
Wake up nigga!
What the fuck is going on?
Wake up nigga, you're in!
Really?
Wake up nigga, you're in!
Chug!
Wake up nigga, you're in!
Wake up nigga, you're in!
Um...
Oh Chosito!
Thanks for the 100!
Get this!
Oh Chug!
I need to talk to you.
No, you have no option.
Kaisen, I talk to you personally, okay?
I need to talk to you. Yes you come here. Why is that?
Stay right here, brother. Stay right here. Okay. No, look
cut
Can I listen to me right now?
Listen to me. Can I please just give you a e-hug come here. I want you to come close
Yes, give me a hug. Okay. No, come on. Okay, three two one. Just give me a hug. All right
Yo, okay, you see you see you see
You fucking see?
You see?
Small creator whose application caught our attention.
Okay?
He got 15 million user on his SU application on TikTok.
He lives in Canada.
How do you miss the girls from Canada?
Even the Canadian makers, man.
Fuck!
Yo, did no stacks.
Thanks for the fine, get depreciated.
Yo, who from here?
Who from here is from Canada?
Okay, I want to know that.
The next person...
Oh my God.
I already know this person will be causing a fucking havoc now.
Oh my God.
I already know this person will be causing a havoc.
GG's in the chat
Bad gist of flip-flops, some tags
Cut, girl
Jordan Lucas
is in Struber
University
2026
Oh, God
Uh-oh
F*** your ass!
F*** your ass!
F*** your ass!
Oh, I can get there!
F*** your ass!
I can't f*** it, I'm a d***!
We love you boys!
Baby, baby, baby!
Stop, you fucking...
You all the fuck, come on out!
And W Jodurn Lucas, huh?
W Jodurn Lucas.
Hey guys, if you haven't seen your name, don't worry guys.
Who that at?
Chris, what the?
What is in your hand?
Come here.
It's my drug, brother.
I know what I'm talking about, bro.
Get your black ass up, I want to pee.
Get your black ass up, I want to pee.
Get your black ass up, I want to pee.
Genuinely.
And this is why you clean this shit up right now.
Get your get your ass around please
Here's some fun facts about Jordan y'all here's some fun facts about Jordan y'all
Here's some fun fact about Jordan Lucas
Jordan Lucas is from California
I'm on YouTube!
I'm on YouTube!
The YouTube empire is down!
Wait, are we?
Wait, YouTube are you out here?
I'm talking about Jordan.
YouTube is here.
Why did he just go away though?
I don't know.
Guys, production, YouTube?
Guys?
Yo, everybody, yo, is YouTube here?
Oh, YouTube is still here.
Refresh overlay, okay.
Wait, is it hard for you to name the phone?
Oh yeah, is this better?
Is this better, guys?
For mobile users?
Okay, that's better. Okay. All my mobile users tapping real quick. Okay. Mobile. Okay, y'all good. Okay.
All right. Here y'all go. Here's some fun facts about, um, yeah, Jordan Lucas. Okay. Jordan is from
California. She has appeared in multiple shows and movies and she's primarily an IRL streamer.
Okay, we're chopping this down. Right.
Oh, this person came out swinging with a sheet. I ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna lie. This person
the camera with the application. Swing it! Who y'all think it is, though? Who y'all think
it is, though? Who y'all think it is? Who y'all think it is, y'all?
I might be too strong, I don't compromise
Overdose, no confidence
Started not to give a fuck and stop hearing the consequences
Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments
Way too long, I'm so in and out of consciousness
And they saying I'm back, I don't really sweat
I just take my time without this shit, I still believe in that
I had someone tell me I fell off, who I needed that
And they wanna see me pick up where I lead it at
I know I exaggerated things, now I gotta rise up
I'm acting in my shirt cuz I'm
Wrong channel guys come on production come on guys wrong fucking channel
That's not a shrink.
Donnie!
Did he just start?
Did he just not shrink?
Donnie!
Did he just start?
Donnie, what the hell are you doing?
Donnie, skip the intro!
What is, what is he doing?
Dami, what the hell was that?
Dami, what the hell was that, bro?
What, Dami, what the hell was that, you mean?
What the hell?
He just thought of the stream as he was announced.
What time is it?
Oh my bad, my condolences, y'all, yo, it's way as full.
Yo, my bad, let me get you to the wrong number, yo, my bad, y'all, hold on, hold on.
I ain't a lot, we might have to skip on a batch, there you go.
Belly, he's a life-changing American streamer, a creator from Georgia, known for his stay
pure mindset, bringing positivity to Shami University campus, okay, holy shit.
The next student is Angel Crack You.
Angel Crack Me?
What the fuck?
Angel Crack Me?
What?
Yo, these pains, bro?
Hold on, let me fasten the mods.
Angel Crack You.
Angel Crack you!
Kai!
What the fuck?
Kai!
How you doing Angel?
Kai!
Yo Kai, thank you so much!
Yo production, it's still not fixed!
I'm motherfucking lost!
Please, why?
You're motherfucking lost, Angel!
Yo!
Kai! Oh my god!
Yo!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
How you doin' Angel?
I love you bruh.
I'm phonein' Greg.
I'm phonein' Greg. She...
What that is?
She said I'm phonein' Greg.
What is that?
I don't know how to shout a rap shit, but what that is though?
Yo, what is wrong with this view count bro come on
Box chef and it's what I tend to get depreciated. Okay
All right, yo, I gotta get through these list. I ain't gonna lie niggas. Oh
Intercracted primarily a gamer streamer coming from in the noise. Oh, she's
Forming a noise said if she gets accepted, she will finally get a new wig well shorty go get a new wig
Here we go three two one Taylor Jasmine Taylor Jasmine Taylor Jasmine Taylor Jasmine
Welcome to SU 2026 Taylor Jasmine
W.T.J.A.S.M.I.N.W.W.W.W.W.W.W.W.W.S.
facts about her. She's from Georgia. She's been making content for a decade. Singer and a streamer
was at the in person auditions in Atlanta. They'll be using the goddamn chat. Follow her to make
sure that you are updated with streaming. Okay. The next person is an in person
application variant, okay?
Because he was in person, they're on the Swiss
and I found something that was pretty cool, right?
Real underscore big ant.
W's in the chat for real underscore big ant.
W's, W's, W's, W's, W's.
W's, W's, W's, W's, W's.
Oh the mom on the live chat!
I can't breathe!
The mom on the live!
W mama chat!
I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
Yo do y'all want to skip the full facts?
But they're shit cool though like they're machine cool but I ain't gonna lie this is t-
you
you
you
you
you
You
in the chat. Wait, hold on, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I think my chats are delayed. Chat real quick, spam 2. Okay, it's not delayed.
What's that about Silky? Silky is from Brooklyn, New York. He's a former NBA 2K comp stage
player he has over one million followers on twitch and he is in that group core
okay W's okay YouTube and twitch y'all are good thank you so much okay
production niggas is blowing my down how the hell is this not working okay
We gonna skip pump backs, okay
Yo, yo, yo, come on bro come on bro come on, bro
Like what's the what's the problem do
Yeah, we all wanted to skip pump backs and the machine. Okay, cuz it's taking up a little time
yo, um
Refresh they say PWL
It's still not there oh my fucking god, dude, it's still not there
It's not working
Wait does it take time to load in chat or I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be automatic
Yo, look at y'all child. Yo, I ain't gonna lie a lot of people
Is showing love to you today today the favorite shimmers. That's crazy. Yeah, we're gonna get to this list
I'm not gonna do this list. I'm not to I'm not to speed time up. I know it's late. I'm so sorry, but I ain't gonna lie
No, but I'm done. I'm done like doing a fun backstab. I I'm sorry guys
Yo, what's the word?
There we go, we got it working, it's working!
WTech in the chat, WTech in the chat, it is working.
It is working.
Look at this, holy shit.
All right.
It's out to YouTube, it's out to Twitch.
Okay.
The next person that is making it into streaming university is
Escape Burbs, another in-person application, vary it!
Escape Burbs says he was in person, you know?
He made it in!
He had a really good in-person application, y'all.
Okay?
He had a really good in-person application y'all. Is he live right now?
I think he is. He made it in!
He had a really good in-person application y'all.
Okay? He is a...we got a lot of cosplayers in here.
We have a lot of cosplayers in here. Holy shit.
Come a coffee with the tank if you appreciate it.
Alright? Next!
Oh, this is a good one.
This is a good one.
I like this one.
I like this one.
Next!
The next person in Pursuit University, sorry, 26, is...
Yusuf 7N. Yusuf 7N. Yusuf 7N.
Yusuf is N.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You sit is in here, gentlemen.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
We all are going to go.
We're going to go.
We're going to go.
We're going to go.
Max.
Are you good?
Right.
The next university, 2026, students is Alina Mainl.
Alina Mainl.
Congratulations.
Oh, my God.
Congratulations.
Congratulations!
Oh my God.
Ahhhhh!
Ahhhhh!
Ahhhhh!
Ahhhhh!
Ahhhhh!
Ahhhhh!
Ahhhhh!
Ahhhhh!
Ahhhhh!
Ahhhhh!
No way!
Help me live, Nina-Man!
oh my gosh you did a split game holy yo check jump we are watching from right now y'all
Oh, who is this?
Okay.
Three, two, one.
The next student is...
Stan Lehmann!
Her brother!
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Wait here for it.
Everybody show love everybody show love man
everybody show love yo what are these
automated as messages game the first
siblings to be at your university. Alina Meng and Stanley Meng. W Mengs. W fucking Mengs.
Okay, next!
Ooh, hold on.
Ooh!
Oh, shit!
Hold on, let me see this person screaming.
Of course, they're fucking nuts.
Hold on, now.
Let me go ahead and get,
Let me go ahead and introduce him pretty good
Let me go ahead and introduce him
Let me go ahead and introduce him
I just see what kind of face he looks
Yo! I just see what kind of face
I'm so glad I'm a back Dancer
Man, it's so hard, that you don't bother this
The whole match is giggin' much and tested
Get a rest again until they get the message
I feel the pressure under more screltry
And what I do is more stupid
B-
It is officially a full squad of AMP in this motherfucking shit.
BBL man himself.
So Davis is officially that we gathered all the infinity stones
for AMP.
And we are all about to be on the same campus.
Oh my, oh, the London, oh, you can't up right now.
Like Europe is up right now.
Oh, Europe, oh, Europe is at the advantage.
They just getting a day start.
This is why YouTube is good, chat.
It's why YouTube is good, because now people
are waking up to have YouTube.
So, Ethiopia in the building.
Okay, here we go.
Okay.
Here we go.
The next person
accepted, Davis is in the building chat.
The next person accepted
is
M-m-m-morye?
M-M-m-m-morye?
You, you-you, you, you, you, you.
What?
What the fuck the fuck are you doing here?
What the fuck are you doing here?
W's in the chat y'all.
W's in the chat.
W's in the chat.
W's in the chat.
W's in the chat.
Barlia, congratulations to you.
You are now issuing your university chat.
switch. M a R L E A makes you guys follow all these streamers so that you guys can stay
true on their Lord for SU. Next, we have the next stupid, I say stupid, student, the next
Students of Streaming University,
2026 is
Amber Tyson.
Amber Tyson.
Ah!
Oh my fucking no!
No fucking way!
No fucking way!
No fucking way!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Is he gonna cry?
Oh my fucking god!
You fucking fucking cry!
Ambitation.
Fuck you fucking!
Oh my god!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
listen I remember I was I was I was goddamn recorded myself reading and a
few months ago I stumbled I stumbled on her twitch she was reading by herself
in a park and then after I see her come to in person applications and she like
cried because he didn't get to go to in person applications in Atlanta so she
like cried and she was streaming every fucking day.
No, she streams every day.
It's actually crazy.
So that's amortizing, okay?
My bad, I gotta hurry.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Okay, all right, all right.
Next person is...
Edward Kessa.
Edward Kessa.
Shout out to Ed Ward, guess what?
Oh my God!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
You know who did it?
You know who did it?
Alright.
Okay, so, set up to you, W.Edward, next person.
Who's the girl on?
The next person is...
Clarence NYC, we officially have the first couple on campus.
on campus. Clearance NYC. Oh my god we're the first couple on campus!
The first official couple on campus, wow, for 2026, beautiful, beautiful family, beautiful
beautiful family beautiful family beautiful family the next person for
for Schumer University 2026, is...
Aisha Sophie.
Aisha Sophie.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my god!
I saw something!
No!
No!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Wow!
Wow!
Next!
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Why do I need to read?
Next, WISFs, Aisha.
Three, two, one.
Andrei!
Jamie, Jamie Helsen!
Andrei, Jamie Helsen.
Is he live right now?
It's Andrei, Jamie Helsen.
Andrei, Jamie Helsen.
Andrei, 3,000.
No, I didn't say that, boy.
I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said,
No, I didn't say that boy. I said I J. I'm legit. Is this him? Oh, it is
You look familiar
You look hella familiar
You look very, very familiar, not as even alive.
Next!
We have a good one on our hands, check.
We have a good one, okay?
We have a good one on our hands.
We have a good one on our hands, bro.
Okay?
Ah
Here we go
The next one is
To X CJ
To X CJ is he live
Is he live?
To ex CJ is he live no, he's not he's not live
To ex CJ W the next student is
It's Lila Simone TV, I repeat, Lila!
What the fuck is that?
What the?
What the?
My God!
My God!
Lala Simone TV!
God, okay, finally.
Holy shit, what the fuck?
That shit was about to blow up, y'all.
Next, I'm trying to walk through these.
I'm sorry, sorry.
Three, two, one, the next student is...
G-O-G-O-G-O.
Beat your G-O!
is now in SU.
Is she fucking alive or what?
She is live.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Um
Her application was really good. I don't think bowl. She submitted an application on goddamn on
The website thing oh shit was fine. I didn't go to you
Next we have
Bonnie is in the building I repeat Bonnie come to the front Bonnie come to the front
What the fuck is she doing?
Bonnie!
No, son!
No way! There's no way! There's no way!
There's no way! There's no way!
There's no way!
There's no way!
There's no way!
Bonnie!
Bonnie!
Thank you!
Oh my god, it's real!
It is real.
Hi!
W Bonnie in the chat.
W Bonnie in the chat.
W Bonnie.
Next!
The next student for Schumer University is Tatum
Big Tick or Bite Tick. Tate him. Big Tick. She's not streaming. Okay. Tate him Big Tick
is not streaming currently. Tate him Big Tick. I wish y'all a little bit of her. Here's Tate
him Big Tick. Tate him Big Tick. There we go. That is Tate him Big Tick y'all. Okay. W.
and take them to the next.
Next!
We have...
MOLIN!
MOLIN!
MOLIN!
MOLIN!
MOLIN!
WON'T YOU PUT ON!
WON'T YOU PUT ON!
WON'T YOU PUT ON!
NOOOOOOO!
I said it, I said it, do you think you're magenegos?
No?
Do you think you're magenegos?
Sin, Sin City was a mafia, Angels like ya, Sin City was a mafia, Angels like ya,
Mocky shit Mark. Let me see you mark!
Let me see you mark!
Holy fuck!
Let me see you mark!
I don't even fuck your real life.
Hey Mark, Mocky shit.
Let me see you mark!
Hey Mocky shit!
Come on Mark!
Yo, come on bro!
I'm not fucking sat there right now!
And I'll still mark you, Mark!
Fuck!
AAAAAAAAGH!
Fuckin' up the tusset
I don't know why this shit got me lazy, hey now, can't you represent my day?
Okay.
I ain't gonna lie, I'm out of, I'm out of out of you, I'm just saying game.
Mona, I'm just saying I'm actually out of out of you game.
Triceps is their game
You know how I mean sit that ass down who won that check
Do a poem of old chats modern or me don't do a poem of old chats don't pull me you to Antwitch
me I'm only
Do a poll, do a poll right now, y'all.
Everybody vote.
Everybody vote.
Holy shit.
Yo, holy shit.
Holy shit, Marlon, you lost, bro.
How are we looking at, okay, I'm winning in the tush chat.
How are we looking at you two?
Oh my God.
Oh my gosh.
Is it?
Everybody vote.
Oh my gosh, they said I won game!
Everybody vote, holy shit.
Where's the poll, do a poll.
Do a poll and then we'll check.
Holy shit.
Holy shit, you too, you too, you too, do a poll.
I ain't gonna lie, Mola.
You gotta watch out for me, bro.
I been eating my protein.
I been goddamn working out.
Yeah, yo, yo, yeah.
Come on, game.
You can't listen to me talk and go tell my story
It don't work like that when you love somebody
My old flex is my new flex now and we're working on it
And that's why I need all the energy that you bring to me
to me my last girl would tell me apart but she never want to split a team with me
oh youtube youtube youtube youtube youtube
hold on let's see the youtube chat
that's why i really where's the poll
sunny the poll not there holy shit all right i gotta hurry i gotta hurry i'm
sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry game i'm sorry game
I'll bet it my attributes game.
I'm sorry.
All right, I love.
Congratulations to Marlon.
Marlon, the reason why I didn't accept you
as a gym teacher is because I understand
that we have like sports this year.
So yeah, we're gonna build a foundation around you.
We just need the attributes that you can offer
to show me you, you know?
So yeah, sorry.
All right, here we go.
My back.
Three, two,
One
I want a cinnamon roll
I repeat I
want oh
Well, they live they're not live. I want to cinnamon roll you have one I repeat
I want to cinnamon roll you have one you have one I want to cinnamon roll you have one
I'll speak okay. I want a cinnamon roll you have one
Oh, I got a zoom in
there we go and there we go all right here we go next
Ready, three, two, they call me Leigh.
They call me Leigh.
She wants to hear it.
What is she saying?
She in the club?
She in the club?
What the fuck?
What is she doing?
Um...
They call me lame!
Oh
Okay, move it on move it on move it on move it on move it on
What the fuck did this nigga put check IG oh was dummy telling his strength, bro
Dummy
This nigga dummy had a trailer?
This nigga dummy killed yo this nigga dummy had a trailer for when he got accepted chat
This nigga was so confident
No, you're gonna try hard
Here they try hard!
Yo, here they try hard again. Yo, they hungry chat. I don't know why they are hungry.
What the hell is happening?
They call me late has been accepted next
Jada Malay TV Jada Malay Jada Malay TV
No, you guys are not gonna be.
No, you guys are not gonna be.
No, you guys are not gonna be.
Everybody get in the reaction.
I think they are totally...
No, they swarming in the chat.
They're gonna be cold.
They're gonna be cold.
They're gonna be bad.
They're gonna be sick.
You guys...
You can't...
Up!
W, W, W, W, W, W, W, W, W, W, W, W, W.
OK, ready?
We have one.
Here we go.
They're crying as you need.
Here we go.
Three, two, one.
The next person is the 7th Assuming University 2026.
Yes!
Delicious.
Shaz delicious
Shaz delicious
Oh my god, no!
You're fucking lying!
What the fuck?
What the fuck, King?
Alright, keep going, keep going, keep going!
Come out on the hits!
The next student of Community University,
twenty-twenty-six, is...
Jay Mommy Yo!
Jay Mommy Oh!
No, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, no actually, no actually.
Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
What the fuck?
Oh my goodness!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, continue, continue, continue, continue, continue, continue.
The next person for Jimmy University 2026 is...
Stop me! Stop me!
Summy!
Summy!
S-U-H-M-M-I-E.
Summy!
S-U-H-M-M-I-E.
S-U-H-M-M-I-E.
S-U-H-M-M-I-E.
I can't even hear her.
Next, next.
I can't even hear her.
Summy.
Wow, this is a girl stacked ass.
It's like a suit like God damn, like what the fuck?
Stacked ass girl, girl, ow.
Hold on, who this?
Okay, this is a impersonal application variant.
Here we go.
Three, wait, hold on.
Wait, yeah.
Three, two, one.
Not Bilzo!
Not Bilzo!
I'm out!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
What?
Yeah, yeah, I said I was going to fix it.
You're going to have to get some things.
I'm going to put it in the toilet.
I ain't gonna lie, he been busting ass, he really been grinding bro, he really been
He's been grinding, bro.
Bro!
Listen, Billzo, you are 17 years old,
but I have been seeing your content,
and you have been fucking putting belt to ass.
When I say this kid is good, bro, I ain't gonna lie,
chat, back to me, bro.
He been grinding, chat.
Bro, this guy been grinding, man.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
He's been gone.
So, uh, we're going to have to, um, take a permission slip from you.
Okay?
We got to take a permission slip from you from your parents.
Get your parents on the phone.
All right?
Here we go.
Oh, my gosh.
I love my foot.
The next person.
The next person.
The next person is Kiara, please.
Kiara, please.
She is not streaming.
She's not streaming, Chad.
This is Kiara, please.
She's not streaming, okay?
Here we go.
Here we go. W-K-I-R, please, okay?
Next!
I need everybody to sing with me!
Okay?
I need... I got to pee. I got to pee.
I have to pee.
I have to fucking pee.
Oh, my God, I have to pee.
Okay, hold on.
Can you hear me? I'm in the alipop with you.
Crap, spam 2 if you can hear me through the phone.
Say 2 if you can hear me through the phone.
Say 2 if you can hear me through the fucking mic, nigga.
It's about that time, nigga.
Sing it with me, buddy.
I'm out of paper trying to go home
All of my days I spend on you
There are no diamonds and no destroyer
And I don't really care about you
Yeah, I...
Safer!
You don't remember?
No, no, no!
Sure, but you're not here next to me
You say it's too late to make...
We're not in a ball!
We're not in a ball!
Oh
Let me go wrong cuz he been blowing my phone ever since I've been fucking gone and I've been purposely
Ignoring run because I've been ignoring everybody
because
You know, I know who's gonna be in also on the old Mike
Hey, run! Run! That's what I've been ignoring, bro. Okay?
You ignored all my calls on my taste?
Yeah, yeah.
Because I'm getting... I'm getting rejected?
No, no, because you're getting... Okay, bye.
He just know how to ruin a fucking temple.
We're not even talking about be that right now nigga. We're talking about you getting your spot at SU
But yes stable Ronaldo is now in SU. Okay
Okay
Next person
Who is in SU?
It's
What?
What?
Dog!
Moon!
Dog!
Dog!
Moon!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Okay, how we sounding how we sounding how we sounding how we sounding Mike is good
I lowered it Mike is good. I lowered it. How we sounding? How we sounding?
Holy crap. Oh, are we selling good better copy that?
The next person to be selected
Into shimmy university
It's
I don't know if you can see that, it says Raphael Solo Live, sorry, it's like the middle.
RAPA YALSOLO LAB!
RAPA YALSOLO LAB!
Congratulations!
You have made it to Schumer University.
I don't even know, yo, man, he's dead in the middle.
Like I can't even put on, that's the light.
There we go.
Raphael solo live.
There you go, bro.
Congratulations, you're going to Streaming University, 2026.
W, okay?
Next.
Who did this?
All right, next, we have...
One lives, one!
One lives, one!
They're not streaming.
Okay, next, next, next, next, next.
One lives, one!
Stand up to you!
Yo, what's up with this light chat?
What did I do about this so I slanted a little bit? Can y'all read it now oh?
My gosh
This is a problem
Okay, I'm gonna turn off the I'm gonna turn it off damn that those spots aren't like
you
you
you
you
you
You
You niggas
No, no, no, no, no, okay
All right, that's quite like it, look.
Buckel Gratz University, university, S-226, okay?
The next person that we have is...
have is
Cater Nado!
Cater Nado.
No
D.C. the designer.
I repeat, D.C. the designer.
He's shit with a black... please connect a video source.
Wow.
Wow.
That's insane.
Alright.
Next.
That's insane.
Alright.
Next!
We have...
Rispy another young buck. He's been grinding hella hard
I don't know if he's shaming on YouTube right now. I don't know if he's shaming on Twitch
Rispy you've been grinding hella hard
Rispy you are in streaming University
At you
Okay?
Ya'll want me to turn it up?
Ya'll want me to turn it up?
Okay I'mma turn it up, okay, alright.
Let's turn it up.
Okay cool cool cool cool cool cool.
I'll turn it up, I'll turn it up.
I'll turn it up, I'll turn it up.
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you for joining us today.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
2020-26.
Pudgy is in Schimming University, 2020-26.
Next!
We have
Fummy Bean! Fummy Bean, Fummy Bean, Fummy Bean, Fummy Bean!
W Fumie Bean
Fumie Bean
W Fumie Bean
The next student after he was born in 2026
Fuck it, let's turn it up there
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it
Fuck it, fuck it
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Seven in a mornin' they can fight off the heat
They be tippin' back to me
Goin' by the week, cryin'
They the thirties in my trees
Keep a treachery, thunder can't call
If you want me in, I can see
If I'm getting below the waist, plus in rain
I don't need it, but they only can only take me back
Let me stay, and I won't get the jack
If you dig it, let me see
I'm havin' every night
I'm a missin' it, missin' it
She's a-
Bitch, let me see
No one's over, I'm a-
Me, me, me, me, me
álarte
me, me, me, me
what you
what you
ha
W. Andrew!
W. Andrew!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
W. Wardrum red as a
Next, the next streamer for Streaming University is...
World Kiley. World Kiley. World Kiley.
I got it! I got it!
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my fucking god!
I need to react to getting into college like this!
College!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my god, thank you god!
Thank you
W's. W's. I love this. I love this. Next. Who is the good one? This is actually a good one. Next we have
I repeat Sarah Safari
I repeat Sarah Safari
No, she's not live.
Sarah Safari is in streaming university.
Sarah Safari is in streamer university.
Next.
You have the in-person application because you came in person, you were really good.
Cool? It's showy.
cool it shawty cool it shawty
hey and person was really good
hey and person application was really fucking good chat
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Somebody just said, I don't know many of these people on the board.
Well god damn, shit, oh!
What the fuck?
Well, well god, it's for us to come together.
Now her input to application was really fucking good.
That's the fucking point of streaming university chat.
Oh my God.
Bear with me.
W Coolit Shoddy.
Her in-person, her energy, her vibe in person was really good.
Shout out to her.
Next, who we got?
Who we got?
is what is what is what is what is what it is what it is niggas again hey
damn you got a couple of these niggas the next student is flaco another
The Dominican nigga!
Flacco!
He said it's one of the E form.
The next one is...
It's Flacco.
W Flacco, Flacco. Holy shit it's loud as fuck in there. Max!
We have an international student chat.
We have our first, because there is some international students, we have our first international student
which means this student is coming from a different country.
Okay, this student is coming from a different country.
All right, y'all thought y'all wasn't involved, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tell me the fuck up, man.
The next person!
New Yorkers, last class, not everybody goes on really fast
Shiro
Down the stairs, right there
Shiro
Hey, hello
To go powerful to do something
This is not the truth
I'm sick of doing that
But you're not without me doubtin' me doubtin'
My mom is a brilliant doctor
I don't confide in you
I don't confide in you
Oh
Yeah, okay
This nigga in Nigeria, but get this nigga to America ASAP
Nigeria is officially in the building!
Run it run it run it run it run!
Go go go!
Nigeria is officially in the building chat.
Nigeria is officially in the building.
Okay?
Got it!
Okay?
Next, we have A2 Guapo.
A2 Guapo.
A2 Guapo.
W... W...
Next, we have, ah honey, Chris underscore gone underscore crazy, Chris underscore gone
underscore crazy, Chris underscore gone, Chris gone crazy, we have a Chris gone crazy, I
I don't know, is he lost?
I don't know where to put it in the gap.
We got crystal crazy right here.
Okay, we got crystal crazy right there.
All right, here we go.
Next, we have three, two, one.
King Jojo. King Jojo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go.
We in!
We in!
Dead!
Let's fucking go!
Let's go!
Let's fucking go!
Oh, I'm not thinking of paying!
Chris going crazy right here.
Chris going crazy!
Don't do that!
Look at my boy!
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Kissed all crazy!
W. King Jojo!
W.
Next!
Oh
Jason, the winner!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Hey yo, hey a fucking yo dude. All right
Next
We have
Blazing beauty Alexis
this
blazing
beauty
alexis
blazing
beauty
beauty
is she even live? I don't fucking know dude
blazing beauty
alexis
hold on
Next, we have, this might be a shocker.
Why you no Geo?
Why you no Geo?
Yeah, whoa, what's up nuts?
You're not getting a shot.
A shot?
That would be AGT bad news.
J-
That was a good shot, y'all!
WGLO.
WGLO. WGLO.
Next, we have...
Oh!
BIT! BIT!
Oh shit, chat.
I ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna lie.
I ain't gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
It's my serenity.
Oh, a smile is something special
A ring is something real
What?
So wild and special not
You're so hidden in a shelly time
And a riddle in my
Got to read the precious bottle
Like the youngest page of my
FIGHTING!
Oh, a smile is something special
I'm fighting!
Don't!
Hide!
Too hard cannot take a girl's breath
Yeah!
Stop it, man.
What the...
Two hundred is not for taking niggas bitches.
Two hundred is better!
What the fuck!
What the fuck?!
It's my time motherfucker!
Come on nigga!
Come on!
Come on nigga!
I don't want any time to talk to you, I don't want any time to talk to you, I'm sorry.
I think I'm sorry.
He's definitely, he's definitely a Rakan variant.
100% he'd be a Rakan, he'd be a Rakan ago, right?
He'd be the Rakan.
Let me see Rakan face real quick.
Yeah, he'd be the Rakan ago, right?
He'd be the Rakan.
Let me see Rakan face real quick.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Nah, you don't get what I'm saying.
Where's the aluminum?
Shut up, Megan.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Why are they all bald?
Like, why are they all bald, game?
Yo, that ain't even so funny.
Why are they all bald?
Why are they all bald, game?
Why are they all bald, game?
Oh.
The next person that we have is...
Barrio Boe, bro.
Crystal Lizaguire!
Crystal?
Oh, no.
Crystal?
I
Isn't one guy wait. I don't think she's live. Okay. She's not live. She's not live. She's not live. Oh, she'll kick. Oh, she'll quick
She'll kick
hold on
I've already work is he's a bomb
Okay, Crystal is there.
Next, we have Malik underscore O4.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
for Malik Malik Malik
Malik all right
Next, we have, I like this one, I like it, I like this one, I like this one, I like this one.
The next person is Yogi2x. Congratulations.
Yogi2x.
WUGEE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAT
WUGEE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAT
WUGEE IN THE CHAT
3, 2, 1, my bad, my bad, if that was the right, the wrong way to pronounce it, but
sell it oh my bad if I pronounce it wrong oh she don't even know yet she don't know yet
No, no, no!
It's your heart!
Send it over to my bed!
Oh, the moon in your heart!
It's your heart!
Aww!
No!
No!
No!
I said, no!
No! No!
No! I'm so in love!
Yep, you're welcome.
Here we go!
We gonna, no, thank yourself.
The next person is,
ah, fuck.
I pray for some of y'all,
I pray for the guys that's on this lineup.
Ultimate defense on this one, okay?
Like, ultimate defense, okay?
King 68th the great King 68th the great
This tall ass nigga, I know, I know, I know, I don't try, I don't try.
This tall ass nigga, this tall, this tall guy, damn strong guy, this tall, I'm tired of niggas
gang, I'm tired of niggas gang, but yeah, he got in, yup.
Alright, here we go!
King68 the Great!
Shout out to you!
University of the game.
The next person is...
Cute guns!
Cute guns!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
W.
Oh my god.
Shoutouts to you bruh.
Give it a go.
Give it a go.
Give it a go.
Oh wow.
Cute guns.
What is this? How many people is this set? We got demo rolls. We're coming. We're knocking this out
I'm sorry. Yeah, I know happy. I sleep. Oh my ass. I apologize man. I apologize, but just me it'll be worth it
Yeah, just me it'll be worth it. Okay?
All right
Next person is
Okay, hold on.
Hold on.
The real Nia love!
The real Nia love.
The real Nia love come to the front.
What is her?
Okay.
Perfect, you gotta switch.
The real...
The real Nia...
The real Nia love.
The real Nia love come to the front.
the second official couple on campus by the way maybe um you guys queen clearance
could go get some goddamn coffee the next one oh this is a okay alright guys now
please don't be wild last year it was hovering on somebody room last year
Please do not do that this year. Okay. There was bothering Indian all types of shit. Please. Let's not
Do it this year. Okay. All niggas
Relax
It was too much you feel me
The next student
That will be in streaming University 2026
It's
DreamDoll. DreamDoll. Her fucking application surprised the shit out of me. She turned it
DreamDoll is now on Streaming University. DreamDoll will be on Streamer University.
Okay, W Jimbo in the fucking chat, dude.
Next.
Jimbo is instrumental.
Next.
Mando millions.
Mando millions.
I don't know her, I don't know their stuff.
stuff I don't know their stuff what time is it we are like chat YouTube YouTube
and and and chat what time it is we are like
okay here we go oh my god the stat list
Mandal Billions! Is he still him?
Okay, he's not. I don't even know.
Next.
Oh, it's a good one.
It's a good one.
Next we have...
She's not even at her desktop.
Lonnie, Aliza!
She's not even at her desktop.
Lonnie, Aliza!
What was that?
I'm leaving!
Oh my god!
What the f**k?!
What the f**k?!
Oh my god!
I'm scared to f**k out of me!
What the f**k?!
Oh my god, bro, oh my god, game.
What the fuck, Lonnie?
I don't know how to say your name, but what the fuck, bro?
It's like she came out of nowhere, game.
But she came out, she's scared the fuck out of me, game.
What the fuck?
Next!
We have...
Jay Shock 9-9!
Jay Shock 9-9!
Please don't scream.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Jingle Died?
What?
No.
Jingle Died?!
What is that dream dog?
Oh my God!
She just posted 8 hours ago and she's dead!
Oh!
Oh damn this is awkward.
Oh my God.
Chat, I'm talking...
Chat.
I'm talking about this dream dog.
This is the dream though, I'm talking about chat
Yo, bro, come on, bro. Lock it game not like lock in
That's a jay shock nine nine
Jay shock
Yes, you
Yes, yes, yes, you're in
Yes, you're in.
J-Shock99, you are in. Congratulations, bro. Great application. Shout out to you. I heard the story and everything. Shout out to you, bro.
Okay, you ready for the next person?
For the next person,
We have...
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey.
Lacey, Lacey.
WAC WAC WAC
W Lacey W Lacey W Lacey and Lacey is in a goddamn wheelchair
right now so I don't like we can make it work too.
It's alright.
Don't worry.
You could be in the hall moderate.
You could be in the hall.
Yeah.
You can just yeah type shit.
You got to move them all fucking to a game.
All right, the next one that we have is
Sarah Farugia.
Sarah Farugia.
Fucking workers, I absolutely don't fuck workers.
Oh my God, I'm actually throwing up.
Oh my God, I actually feel sick.
Oh my god, there's actually no fucking way to open it again!
Oh my god, I'm actually gonna-
Toronto in the building again!
Right after fucking Lacy too!
I'm actually gonna break!
Oh my god, I'm actually gonna fucking break it now!
Toronto in the building again!
Oh my god, there's-
Toronto is in the building once again.
Okay.
The next person is Reg2Funny.
Reg2Funny.
I got you I got you I got you I got you I got you big
red soup bunny is in the building next we have an in-person application
winners as it was in person poke me with the 100 gifted the professor I will
see you on campus pokey w pokey man in the chat w pokey man
I'm not gonna do a recap of everybody at the end.
Next, we have...
So Pink!
So Pink!
Wake up, So Pink!
Sophia! Sophia!
to you.
you
you
you
you
you
Fucking w easy
Wwe easy the next person
That we have
I'm sorry
Empire
W Rula
Why does he say he's shooed me but he's not?
Rula?
Is there an underscore or no?
It's saying he's shooed me but he's not.
I don't know.
Rula, you're in.
W Rula.
Rula is in.
Next, we have...
Sierra spray good see era see era spray
What happened to her mic, Ging?
What happened to her mic?
She's muted.
Oh, shit!
What happened to her mic, Ging?
Oh, my God.
The next person is...
Bonita!
Bonita!
Oh my god.
Jamaica?
Oh my god.
Jamaica.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Max.
Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's get activated, let's get activated, let's get activated.
Let's get activated.
I need that money that part of respect
I'm the damn money that part of respect
David!
Let's beat him up, kill him up, deal with him
REEEV!
I'm gonna be making me
NUX!
If I didn't fight you, I could eat you
Eat you, we make a movie
I'm gonna be making you
REEV!
NUX!
REEV!
NUX!
HAHAHAHA
GET IT SIR!
I
Remus in the building I repeat Remus in the building I
Repeat Remus in the fucking building goddamn I ain't gonna study it a minute
Why is everybody bored?
Like I'm genuinely confused.
My bad.
Next person
is
Madai
Shackle.
Madai.
Shakel. She's not on arm.
Next is...
Oh, what the fuck?
Ayo, zombie!
Ayo, zombie.
No!
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
No!
I have a song!
You're a girl, you're a girl, girl!
Oh my god, she can do it too, what the fuck?
She can really do it too.
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it!
Fire.
Next...
We have...
Braiding!
Braiding!
Braiding!
Oh, he mugged me!
The next person is, we came to the end now,
Alyssa!
E11.
Tell me, cut.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
No way!
Oh my god!
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Goddamn!
Goddamn!
Next!
We gots.
Find Jeremiah!
Oh my fucking god!
Yep.
All my colors, they're going to have to play some defense or not, nigga, too.
This Jeremiah ass, nigga.
Find Jeremiah!
Oh, we got some Argos on this one.
Jeremiah, find, is he live right now?
Find...
Jeremiah, he's not live right now.
Find Jeremiah.
next we have an international streamer coming all the way from the UK coming
All the way from the UK!
UK is in the building!
Okay second international student by the way second international student by the way
Okay? We are down to the final list. Okay? We are down to the final list. Okay? Here we go.
Prayer is in the chat real quick, let's go ahead and pray every trick in the chat, go
ahead pray, get your prayer hands going, prayer hands going, prayer hands going, we're down
to the final list. This is when good becomes fucking great. You hear me? This is when at
the moment when you feel like it's all over, at the moment when you genuinely feel like
it is all over. God comes and helps you. Okay? The next person. Canella Joseph. Canella
joseph
joseph
joseph
how late is he?
what are you doing?
Let's go! Let's go!
Canal, Joseph, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 people left.
Here we go.
The next person on this list is Blasian!
Oh, Blasian?
Blasian?
Is it Blasian?
Fucking way.
Holy fuck, no fucking way.
No, I fucking made it.
I fucking made it.
Bro, bro, what's, am I fucking tripping?
Am I tripping?
No, okay, I gotta say something, Kyle.
I gotta say something, Kyle.
Oh my God, I've been going through heartbreak.
Okay, I've been going through my heart,
your symptoms have been fucked.
I gotta say this right now.
Say it!
Because you're watching me right now.
Please regulate your nervous system.
Please embrace your inner time
because no matter what you do,
we can fucking create a race in life like you are.
I have 10 out of 10 views.
I'm not following this stuff.
I'm never ever aware.
I have so much that, but I kept going.
I kept going.
shit that happened in my life all the time I kept going I kept going no matter
what now I'm a streamer filmmaker one of the first people in my fucking life
I've been screaming manifesting is every fucking day and I made that shit I made
that shit I made that shit W Arke and Wacky had a baby holy fuck
next we have do you want to know me
Jada Bunny.
Jada Bunny.
Jada Bunny.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Jada Bunny.
Okay.
Is she right by now?
What's up?
I know.
How are you to be so dope?
Jada Bunny.
Next, we have...
No me! No weep me! No me! She's praying. No me! No weep me!
No! No, no, no, you're lying! You're lying! Oh my gosh! Thank you Jesus! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
W. W. W. We have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven people left, y'all. Seven people
left. Seven spots. Let's see what happens. Three, two, one.
Don't boy Ali dope boy Ali
Don't boy Ali you are in you are in
Next!
Uh-oh, it's getting real, y'all.
SAKU SHOOTER!
SAKU SHOOTER!
SAKU SHOOTER!
Next we have...
I don't know.
Next we have...
Five squats, yeah?
Okay, only Larry King.
What the fuck happens to him?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is in space, kid?
Four spot slots.
One board, one ear.
Next, we have...
You boy, well!
You boy, well!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
A small jail!
What the fuck? Where the fuck did a small jail come from?
Next. Next.
Pay. Bay.
Pay. Bay.
She's not live. It's another girl. She's not live.
Jack, we are down to two more spots.
We are down to two more spots.
Okay, doing a little recap, club directors are here, we have Nick, we have Lito Shudder,
we have Marco Walter, we have Oliver Cannon and Gibson Hazard, we have Proto, we have
T-Pain, we have Marcus King, and we have Yana, okay?
your professors. We have agents Duke Dennis, Senna, Maya Higa, the Susie Dragon, Ludwig,
Kiasinat, Pudi, Pokimane, Adapth, Lizzo, and your reigning as your guidance counselor.
Yellen Ace with the 100, get that, appreciate it! You have Phantom and Walton as your officers.
I'm going to recap all of this soon.
I'll make sure y'all take ask me shots
or whatever y'all wanna do, okay?
Because I'm gonna recap, I'm gonna get everybody,
I'm gonna get everybody.
All right.
Hearts is beating.
Hearts is fucking beating, bro.
Hearts is beating, heart is beating, yeah?
Okay, two more spots left, one opportunity, you know?
The next person is Wabbe World.
Wabbe World.
Yeah.
We are down to one last person.
We are down to one less person, okay?
All right, we have roughly,
now we have not a lot of people in here.
If you guys are new, hit the like button,
hit the subscribe button.
If you're on YouTube,
say done when you like and subscribe.
If you're on Twitch and you're followed, say locked in.
Okay? Say a lot. This comes down to one final person. This comes down to one final person.
Okay, so that's it everybody who apply
Okay
Here we go
Wow
I'm gonna use
Ah
RUNNING BACK!
This person
God damn did everything it could have took them
to get into SU
This person
put belt to ass
the entire time
My eyes is on you!
My eyes is on you!
You're not the fuck around for my campus!
Don't fuck around on my campus, man!
First name greatest, like a spring ankle, boy ain't nothing to play with
Superb!
But thanks to all the haters, I'm gonna be my lets on a first name basis
In the city faded off the ground, Nino
She and six, she got more flats, we know
Swimming in the money, coming by me, Nino
Fouls at the club, you know I'm full, chemo
You've got to give it to him, bro.
You got to give it to him he
He literally has been everywhere he's followed me everywhere, okay
What the fuck
Now we have congratulations to everybody on the Class of 2026 board, fresh new students,
fresh new faces, and um, yeah.
Now, we do have some announcements.
Okay, we do have some announcements.
All right, so, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, so, this is Class of 2026, official students,
and what is going to happen is, by the fact, let me get, let me, I need all students to
listen everybody okay everybody who got accepted I need you guys to listen these
These are general announcements, okay?
These are general announcements, okay?
Here we go.
Okay.
Also, I wanna go ahead and say,
Also, I want to go ahead and say, everybody say,
W State Farm to go on almost every goddamn student
and show everybody they could love.
State Farm is helping me with these events.
State Farm is helping me.
And I'm so happy that they are.
So everybody say W State Farm in the chat.
Say W State Farm in the chat right now, OK?
Until then, we have some announcements for the students.
who was accepted.
Here we go.
Okay, here we go.
Students of 2020, of 2026 janitors, campus police,
professors, club directors, everybody who's been announced
today, all right?
All accepted participants, check your emails for communication from admission.
You will receive your email through your student portal login link via email.
I mean, they will receive their student portal login, okay?
So everybody who is a student, you will get your login to B.O.C.M.E. University and will
literally be able to be on the website, okay?
You guys already have an assignment due.
All students, you already have an assignment due and will continue getting assignments
starting from now.
You guys have assignments starting now, so check your emails.
This year, we will have a class president.
If you think you would make a good class president, we want to see your presidential campaigns starting now.
So if you feel like you should be a class president, or you feel like you can have some say so on campus
Please start your campaigns
Right now
Okay
Log into the portal for more information on that
Also, we will notify you about your cameraman request this week
We will notify you guys about your cameraman requests this week
You can't have your auntie come and god damn be okay with me you cannot have your god damn your mom be okay
Whoever you were told to be on that application
We're going to heavily review it and make sure they have some type of
background with actually being your cameraman, okay, I
Professors and club directors
My team will reach out to you
to finalize the curriculum soon, okay?
So club directors and professors, they reach out.
All right, pay attention, be prepared,
look at email for all updates.
I might go out there and reach out on some DM shit
just to update you, okay?
But!
for the selected alumni from 2025.
I know I was panicking!
Go out there!
Alumni for 2025!
You can watch it real quick.
The alumni for 2025.
Let me be specific.
It is a mystery roster of alumni who is selected.
Okay?
It is a mystery.
You will hear from Streaming University.
The viewers will not know.
Okay?
We're going to have a nice little icing on top.
On top.
The viewers will not know you were here from Schimler University that's all I got
to say that's all I got to say okay
y'all get together try to figure out what does that mean but you will see
what it means soon other than that let me get a fucking w and no motherfucking
chat let me get a fucking W in the mother fucking chat all jokes aside chat it's
been nine long months man it's been nine long months okay and we are here the
biggest thing for me to you guys the real tiana my soda thank you so much
The biggest thing for me guys that I wanted to goddamn communicate with my core community who is MGM on YouTube and Twitch
Is communication, okay?
My biggest key after be a go for nine months is a communication thing with you guys, all right
So I'm gonna communicate heavy with you guys you guys get to join the discord
Okay, India thanks for the 100 get there
You gotta need to join the discord and be ready okay everybody to the end of
core yo what's the what's the discord what's the discord
well now let me go ahead and we go ahead and all how can I like share this
wait how can I share this discord y'all invite to server nope server tag server
setting server I don't know how to do this oh everybody join the discord
Locks on set this with a goddamn 50 gifted everybody join the discord, okay?
Everybody join the discord
Everybody join the discord where these niggas going bro. Oh my god, where they going?
Where they going?
thugs outside the house that's coming up the driveway as we speak there's like a
couple thugs outside please make sure these thugs do not step foot on the
property please thank you security security please say sure it is
breached
wait what if he actually thinks he's like real thugs
if you got accepted and you would have pulled off and not accepted you're going home
Yo!
Wow!
Yo!
What the hell do you feel like, bro?
The fucking Mido viewers not gonna know it's a mystery.
Here we go, I'm gonna jump over the key.
What the fuck is mystery?
It's a mystery. I like it.
I hate selecting.
I love Mido's place.
I'm gonna miss the reef.
I had to say that.
These sport-ass niggas chat and about them.
These sport-ass motherfucking niggas, that's their problem.
fucking niggas that's their problem it's about class of 2026 that's about last
year yeah anyways this is about students well I'm actually scared game
I don't actually scare game.
Like what they mean game?
I'm actually scared.
I'm actually scared, yeah.
Yo, make sure to talk a lot, bro.
Please make sure to dog-on-bot, King.
How feet?
No, he's not gonna let the name of feet.
He's got to accept it already.
Go down the block.
Oh, my God.
Watch out.
Watch out, you got to accept it. Move.
Yo, Reem, what the fuck are you doing, bro?
You got accept to get the fuck get down the block
Which one is Tyler Ingers? Why are you here?
It's the first one, bro
Yo yo yo let's get off security and act the numbers down, okay?
Alright, I'm gonna know, I'm ignoring this, okay?
I don't know what they're doing, I don't know what they're planning on doing
Okay, they gotta turn it on and go home though, come on
Let's have some respect for the class of 2026, shall we?
Man, that's the chat, that's the mob, bro!
Class of 2026!
This little nigga is so bad. Why is he like this game?
There's something actually wrong with him. I think he's actually like, you know, like there's something, you know?
You gonna shoot us? You gonna shoot us?
I'm protecting myself. I don't know you.
You don't know me?
What you mean?
Talil? Rekha?
Yes?
Who are you?
Rekha!
I can't see anything.
I'm not even gonna let you go.
Don't let him over. Do not let him over.
No.
I ain't trying to rob him, take my stuff at all times.
I'm not even thinking of the car.
I'm not trying to shoot no one.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Why not?
No, no, no, no.
Don't, don't, don't, don't.
Don't, don't, don't, don't.
Don't jump over the car.
You all right, man? You all right, man?
Don't let me shoot you, brother.
You gonna shoot us?
Shoot us?
I don't care. I do life and care.
Yeah, fuck the state of you.
He said don't let me shoot.
Come on, let's go. Who's that?
They got a bussupra?
Come on, let's go.
Hold on. I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
Hold on. I'm gonna go.
Wait, 70.
So what are you gonna do?
We didn't get something.
We didn't get something to come here and get it.
We didn't get nothing.
Look, that's why we coming over.
We didn't get nothing.
He said we're good.
I swear to God, bro.
Y'all better go ahead and call cops, bro.
They said we're good, though.
Listen, brother.
Go ahead and call the cops, bro.
He said we're literally good.
Don't, no, he did not say that.
Call the cops, bro.
No, no, I'm not.
I'm not scared of anything.
My dad would shoot all them asses.
No, I'm gonna shoot your ass.
I'm gonna put these on my two-bed shirt.
You gonna shoot him?
Go.
Get off the property, man.
Hey, get off the property.
Move, move, move, move, move, move.
No, move, move, move, move.
What?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What's the secret?
I don't fucking care.
Is that me?
You didn't go in the fucking door?
Where the fuck did I hear that?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You didn't go in the back door and you said me to go in the back door.
You didn't go in the back door, bruh?
Get me a shoe, bo.
Hey, come.
Get up.
I got it.
Move.
Move.
Move!
Move, move, move!
No, please.
Move!
Move!
Ah!
Wait, it's not happening.
Auto esado, no?
Get out!
Get off, that's all I know, get off!
Oh, Joe, okay, okay.
Wait, come, come, get out.
Everybody, sit down!
Put the wheel on!
Get down!
Ah, stop!
Put the wheel on!
Get down!
Put the wheel on the ground!
Please!
Oh!
Breathe me!
I'm so happy you're a little ass not going anywhere.
Flawed bitch!
Hey, buddy.
You too, get the girl down!
I'm gonna fuck you!
Get out, go, get out!
Get out!
Get out!
We can move, we can move, we can move, we can move.
Look at our, we can move, we can move, we can move, we can move, we can move.
What's up with you?
Come on, get down!
Come on, get down!
Come on, get down!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
I miss you!
What?
What's up?
I got you, too, on the music side.
That was it.
What's you, you know?
What's up with you?
Oh, let's go, let's go, let's go.
No, man.
I'm 27 years old, you know.
Yeah, I stopped being a gang of kind.
What the fuck is you doing, gang?
What the fuck is you doing, gang?
What the fuck is you doing, gang?
Fuck!
And guess what?
Look at this.
What have you said?
you
you
you
you
you
Beautiful. Beautiful. Yes, Yana had a four ride scholarship right here. Last year, every
year we're going to choose a small creator who was able to maintain the attention they
gave from the university and get a scholarship. Now listen, okay? As I said, not all alumni,
Selected alumni, stay tuned, okay?
You will know what you're selected, okay?
It's gonna be good, because word, you know?
Yeah, all right?
Damn, chat.
It's the real, oh, one of the things I wanna say
is communication.
I think between me and the mafia,
after nine months, communication is the strongest thing
that we can have, okay?
We want to get back his on the train, right?
So we got to get this shit back on the rails.
Personally, I'm thinking in my head
to make sure I get one desktop out for you guys, maybe,
before the event.
That is not 100%, OK?
That's just the heart of me that's like, I've got to bomb
my negative type shit.
You feel me?
I'm braided, that's what I'm trying to get to appreciate it.
And yeah, bro, honestly, I love each and every one of y'all.
If you're not on this list, if you're not a part of it,
if you end up making it, I want to tell y'all
that this does not dictate shit.
This is an idea that I just wanted
to do for the community on a yearly basis.
And hopefully, you guys enjoy it this year.
Y'all know how I do.
I leave it up to the creators to make it what it is.
and I feel like this is the people who are going to go crazy.
Y'all will have assignments starting now.
As you guys know, the president position is open.
And yeah, bro, I fucking love y'all, bro.
Dates are announcing soon to the public.
To these students, y'all be able to get it.
Please do not leak.
If you leak, you have a risk of,
if you leak anything, I'm not gonna lie,
you have a risk of not being able to go, unfortunately.
Okay?
Obviously, on all platforms, when it's announced,
the dates are announced,
but students, professors, whoever it is,
I'll be able to find out what's going on,
what's getting leaked or not.
You will have a chance of just not going, all right?
This year also, expels are very, very, very serious this year.
And yeah, I just want all of you guys to have amazing time
And you know like this is a yearly event that I want to keep going and um, we have a lot more to announce
Yeah, I don't even know okay, so
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