you
I
My life is like a ball game
Like I said I'm in the trap though
Pusso big, call it Super Bowl
Super Bowl, call the hoes
Get in the rules
Top flow lifestyle
Hunch on the post
Malone
I got a plan on my phone
You know what I'm on
Hunch on who dinner is gone
My mama calls me on TV
She says she done trained
Ever since we was, on our dream later
Ever since I was young, they said I will be nothing
I always say congratulations
I haven't been feeling you recently
It's you, it's you, it's you, it's you
It's you, it's you, it's you
You better stop it!
Hey, students and professors
Where you at? Where you at?
Streaming every day like Casanat, Casanat
Put my application in, trying to see if I'm accepted
Out my mailbox, guess how many times I check it like
Dang, my bag's already packed, I'm sad
I got SQ on my bag
Thank you Casanat, you better hide your bitch
Cause it's gonna be a shock attack
I'm reppin' 317, had to shout out the net
I hear my jiggle like they like
Damn, well it's dead
Walkin' through S.U.
Bans got it packed
I heard they doin' pranks
So you better watch your back
If I holler at your bitch
I don't know she hollerin' back
I'm in love with Reggie
Smokin' on S.U.P.
Reggie don't
And shoo, and shoo, and shoo, and shoo, and shoo, and shoo
Ring like flash and drive pods in the air
Vlogging in my dorm rooms, Wifi everywhere
PC, chip, T-Mobile on get
Free stream, I-R-L-A-Y-O, subs in the check
Take your ass to class, or it's gon' be built to ass
Headmaster, Casanet, putting streamers on the map
Rock and burgundy and yellow, if you lost and check your schedule
Try that shot, shit over here, might knock your ass out with my elbows
with my elbows
it's you
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
i know i thang your ass i ain't got it this school
you ain't got no goddamn jumps
they don't want me small no gas they scream at you
if you a creator
probably woulda got into you
i'm clicking with kaya that shit on like i'm calling
they hate i'm screaming you
but we already won
like bling
now we poppin shit
i'm saying
We are screaming you. We are screaming you.
I have been feeling you recently.
you
I'm going to be forced to take myself to the studio.
Jack!
Hey old scoundrel, what you cooking?
No, I ain't want to do this, but the boys stay looking for clips.
Why the fuck am I doing this?
I'm going to be forced to take myself to the studio.
Jack!
Hey old scoundrel, what you cooking?
No, I ain't want to do this, but the boys stay looking for clips.
Why the fuck my name thing on the temple I can tell I've been running this shit
For a combo of not no wrist nigga open this mouth and it's smell like piss
So many off lets go down the list funny Mike wanna diss nigga suck my dick
I'm gonna beat my Ike, I'm gonna beat my Ike
To a CC I'm shot in the ring Pick a side don't come in between
Me and my bro like Joray Scottie Why niggas wanna talk about Marty
Don't dab me I'm on every party bitch I put the fee in the bag
Get him go on the tickets and check Call me Johnny put them to the test
Rekabah nigga say we a chance, be be be careful you got a bet
If that booster them get to go brash, cookin' these words on my even I shot that big in the G-Shit
Make me get to go brash, I'm be doin' this shit with the rain when the diss meet don't eat it
I ain't gonna laugh!
Yes it's a booster see, I need a booster, I need a booster, I don't laugh, I need a booster
Do not laugh, I need a booster, okay?
Let me check it real quick, alright?
Mods, there's no alerts right, you cannot hear alerts
I do not want to hear any alerts, we gonna get right into this
Okay, we don't get right into this. Yeah, we don't get
Hold on, hold on, hold on. We got to get this overlay over, you know production
Production we're going right to and we ain't gonna do no long talking. I've been waiting. Boom. Honestly
It's been crazy. Um, sonny, how do you sound right now?
Sonny, how are we sounding right now? Sonny, how are we sounding right now?
Is we okay? Is we good?
How to sound right now, I know I'm late. I know I'm late, but it wasn't no I was actually early chat
I was actually early, bro. It's literally I
Gotta put some warnings out bro
Combined check okay, sunny. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. See like why does production decide to do this right now?
But like why do we decide to do this right now?
Now I gotta change all these not you know, bro
Oh, damn, how are you going to change all these overlays
on each screen though?
Now it says log into Twitch, GGs in the chat, y'all.
Everybody said GGs in the chat, bro.
This says log into Twitch.
Everybody say GGs in the chat, bro.
Like, come on, dude.
Really?
They really?
Really?
Look at this.
It says login with Twitch, bro.
Are you serious?
Why would we decided to use new things
I spark though
Y'all feel me check
You feel me okay, but look though. All right
Come on. Come on. Damn. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on my boy
Come on my boy. We got to do better. Come on bro. Lock in lock in lock in. Okay, check
I'm gonna explain what's been going on if you guys are locked right now say locked
Okay, I'm going to explain what is happening currently right now, bro. Check that you what do you mean check that you were what?
Okay, I'm gonna just act like I'm just
Oh my god, I just can't hold it in like I've been trying to like okay be patient
There's always gonna be something going on Daniel. It's that
Okay, relax. Relax. Kyle relax. We're just relax dude. Just relax
Daniel, I don't see I'm checking URL. There's nothing on this URL, brother
It's literally a fucking display of what I see on my end. It's the streaming university overlays
It does not have anything. How can I check this bro? Like come on
Check discord
What do you mean check discord? Okay, this new overlay. Okay, we're gonna check discord. We're gonna put this right here
Okay, hold on chat hold on hold on hold on we're gonna go right here
We're gonna put this discord right here. We'll put this overlay. Oh, we got angle. Ah, yeah, I love what we have in store
Okay
Nothing has happened to the chat
It's just blank. I typed in the URL. There's nothing on the chat now. What uh tech team tech team now what tech team?
What do I do now?
What do I do now y'all? It's blank. What do I do now guys?
This is amazing man, what do I do now tech team?
It's blank right now. It's currently blank. It's blank
What do I do now?
Refresh the child refreshing guys
Okay, I refreshed it. I refreshed it. What now tech team?
How about now tech team, what do we do now is it like a sizing thing is it not and it's
It's gonna be a certain size like what's going on right now
Final link. Okay, the detecting has sent me a final link guys. Hold on. They have sent me a final link guys. Hold on
Let's check it. Shall we let's check it. Okay?
Okay, let's go down real quick. I
Don't see a link Daniel. I did no link. It's just a great bar
Okay, there's a link now. Okay. I'm gonna try this one. Oh, it's good. It's good. It's good. Okay. It's good W's
I double in the chat. It's good
now
We'll see right here
Okay, YouTube is good. I know but Daniel, you know, okay, but this is what happens when we let CB
I mean see us a CB. Let's study new things. You know the animation. I want on it, bro
I want this shit to swing in. I want the chat to like swing in. I don't want this is like so like
Professional that the color is not even red and purple
Sonny, stop it, you're driving with my niggas, man!
Why don't we listen to Sonny, fuck Sonny, man?
Oh my god, I have a new overlay for you, dude.
It's way more smooth and sharper.
Anyways, I know you've been waiting, okay?
I want to go over some rules of child before we get to it, all right?
I'm going to say a warning, I'm going to put out a clean warning for y'all boys, okay?
is my warning for y'all. Anybody who decides to trespass campus, okay, I'm gonna, hold
on Daniel, make sure it's on, make, make sure it's on, it's updated on every scene. Daniel,
okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna give y'all a warning, okay, anybody who ends up
on campus that is not supposed to be on campus. I feel bad for you. I'm gonna warn you. Police
are here and this year is different from last year. Safety is first. Police is here and
I'm not talking about Phantom and Walton trespassing may result into arrest. Okay. I have something
worse. I know everybody's excited and stuff like that. Here's the worst thing. Streaming
university is happening every year if you end up breaking in for your own benefit it's over
like you're automatically on a list i have a team of people scouting on every platform right now
you will not be able to be on each university ever okay every thing is happening every year
but you will not be able to be on our university ever okay cut to 2026 before i head over there
I'm very proud of you. You know, I'm very proud of you
I'm so eager to meet a bunch of the new creators and I'm asking my my support base
Okay, I don't know if you guys are wondering and other people new and stuff like that
Please support the smaller creators on this campus. All right
Support everybody a general short, but please go to extra steps to support a fellow small creator
If you guys go to streaming university calm
Okay, if you go to streamer
university.com you can easily navigate you can easily navigate your way to any of
the students it is very simple okay it is very simple all the students are on
the website once you click them they can you can go to any one of them so all
All your information is on there on top of that.
As you guys know, merch is available now.
Everything is available now.
We're going to get this thing showing the road.
2026, this is your year.
Let's see what y'all got going on.
And, um, spare up the W's in the chat room,
the W's in the chat there, the W's.
I'm very excited to show y'all what will be going down.
Okay.
All right.
Hold on.
Is that, am I missing anything?
Am I missing anything?
Am I missing anything is that it are you guys ready to get this show on the road? Yeah
All right, this is like this is like this is like the craziest. This is like now they
have to perform students and professors now it is up to you guys to perform and do whatever
you want We're about to break down the rules open a ceremony and break down everything
Chat this is a 24-7 event. Yeah, I know I'm not going to be streaming 24-7. Yeah, I can expect two
That can expect two hours
Okay, every two hours every day to do updates some some days may be longer
Some days may be longer. Okay. We every question that everything I wonder in the chat
We will be addressing at the opening ceremony
Until then
You know what I'm a take your socks off go ahead grab your blanket go ahead grab your snacks
Get your family rub that feet together lay back chill relax and enjoy okay?
I love y'all so much. All right. I love y'all so much and look at yo see me see me get your get your dog
Yep, come here. Come here. Let's see be looking studious see me looking studious. Okay, boy
We see you have a Gucci belt. I gotta punch it. No, I gotta I gotta
No, but we see you. I got one Gucci belt. I'm showing it off. We see you have a Gucci belt. I'm showing it off. I'm showing it off. I have to. I have one Gucci belt. I gotta show it off, bro.
You got it. So, birthday at school, you talk. Hey, Jack. He not slick. That's what I'm gonna say. He not slick, boy. I put out my fit last night.
I gotta show the Gucci belt.
Mm-hmm.
Chow, what creators are you guys excited to see from 2026?
Oh, line up.
Which creators are you guys excited to see?
I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know what's gonna happen.
We're gonna see what's gonna happen.
Hold on.
Let me put mine right here.
Okay.
Keys.
Phone.
We down the water.
And let's get this showing a roll.
Are we here chat?
Chat let me know we all IRL hold on
Let me know we all IRL. I
Believe you're on IRL CB
We are on IRL CB
Hold on production the overlays are not on screen
Productions the overlays are not on screen production overlays are not on screen. Let's add chat. Let's add view count. Let's add
Goddamn whatever
Production, production, production, let's add it, good job production, good job production,
I like that out of you.
Okay, I believe, look, look, production, y'all got the old chat, y'all got the old chat on,
y'all got the old one on, how are you guys going to transfer that?
Old chatter on all the overlays, let's make sure that's done first, let's make sure we,
You know, it's YouTube and Twitch.
I don't know why we follow them,
Sonny's dumb request for a new chat.
Okay?
On all scenes.
Let me make sure everything is good, y'all.
Let me make sure everything is good.
I'm excited for y'all to see the campus.
I'm excited for y'all to see what is going on.
Who else is excited?
Spend me if you're excited.
I'm pumped.
I'm very ready.
Looked like a handsome possum in the suit.
What?
Why, how do I look like a possum?
I don't even look like a possum.
I look like a possum?
That's like the, no, right?
So what I look like?
I look like a rat.
I look like Dean Sinette.
Okay.
Sonny, Tech Team just said,
Sonny Link is ass.
I'm gonna leave ours for IRL.
Okay, it's leaking something, Dale.
Something is leaking, I believe.
I don't know what is it.
I don't know what's that leaking right there.
The tech team, I repeat,
the tech team just shitted on Sunny's request.
Sunny's not even on the tech team.
Fuck Sunny, man!
Damn, man!
You know, like, bro,
the rub gets,
ah, what's that called?
Leave mine, I think he can just run stuff.
You're not even on the team, you know?
Alright, yo son, like son, I ain't a lot.
It's between, I don't know who to smack more, bro.
Between you or me.
Yes, you or Sonny?
Yep, Sonny looking, I mean, uh, Cudi looking real studious.
Oh
F it's f it's fs it is fs it is fs. How is it fs?
Wait, is it effing hold on
I'm down miss our panicking, you know, I'm trying to calm down. Okay. Good. All right
All right. I wanted an Irophone, but it's saying f now
It says HDMI. Come on, come on guys. Is it good? Yes or no? It's lagging out here and there.
Okay, I was informed that there's really good Wi-Fi all over campus.
It's good. Okay, we're back. It's good
Well that's
All yeah, go come on you said what it's lagging again CB
Hold on. I'm trying to make sure it's good. Let's come on guys. Come on guys
Come on guys let's let's come on guys come on oh my god
It's saying it's good okay can we make sure everything is good guys
It's a good alright they're saying it's good hold on let me keep going let's
test it y'all patience is everything I learned patience okay
Kyle Black and Spock is the first comment I see wow really are you serious
look show around show around the campus you be show on the campus look how
beautiful this looks look out I ain't gonna lie this campus chat I don't
know I don't know this campus is insane y'all show them it's insane bro this
campus is really good it's really good bro it's looking really good it's looking
really good
It's looking really good.
Hi, it's about that time.
It's about that time.
All right.
This is right, 2026 is right in here and we're going to watch this back at the end but you
know like I'm just going to wish everybody good luck and they're going to see what happens.
If you are ready for 2026, say hell, yeah.
If you ready for ASKILL 2026, say hell, yeah.
And play that shit, play that shit, play that shit.
2026, make some fucking noise, y'all.
They were ready in that bitch.
Yeah!
I don't even think of this temple.
I can tell if you're money or shit.
We're a couple and I know this nigga.
Open this mouth and it's smell like piss.
So many of us go down the list.
Funny Mike, wanna diss like a son of a bitch.
Yeah!
Look at how I beat him up!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Hold the music. Hold the music.
Music
2026 make some fucking noise
Chat already good chat already good. I believe the chat is good. I'm not gonna lie to y'all. I
See a lot of good people in here bill so in the building
Okay
Y'all in the building
Okay, Shaz in the building you get in the building
Putty in Nevada!
Okay. All right, so listen I take enough enough for the time be trying to get y'all
Shaked to the streaming all right, so I'm very excited. You know, it's good to see everybody here
Jay shot nine. I see you wish I next act
Hi, I love your shit. I love it. Oh cute guns. What you at? I
See your stuff. You know what I mean? Let's get into this. Um
Open this ceremony though. All right
Let's get into it, we're going to be breaking out of rules and everything that's going on
for this year.
Let's go.
First off, welcome to 2026 Streaming University.
Let's go to the next slide.
Alright, so just informing everybody here, Streaming University has its own category,
okay?
Meaning that y'all should be under Streaming University so it's easy for the viewers to
to find where you guys are at.
It's on, it's on category on Twitch.
If you're streaming on YouTube, just do your thing.
You feel what I'm saying?
Let's go ahead and go to the next slide.
All right, here we go.
Pay attention.
Here are the rules of SU.
No filming in the bathrooms, okay?
No filming in the bathrooms, all right?
Do not go against TOS regardless of what platform
You're streaming on so whatever the rules are just try to stick with that as much as possible
Number one thing for me personally respecting others
No circumstances should we ever disrespect?
Anybody to a crazy extent for you know where the chemistry gets thrown off all right
Camera ops you guys are here
Not to make content, but to record the contents
Okay, I know a lot of students have chemistry with their camera.
Office which is fine, you know as long as you guys are just not you know in front of the camera too much
Just make sure y'all have their creators and y'all just do what y'all do, you know
No outside guests. If I catch anybody trying to do something with small side guests
It will lead into being expelled
Last year we didn't really expel nobody
Raqqa was like one of the only ones who got expelled.
I'm glad his dumb ass not here, okay?
But this will lead into expeling,
because this year is a little bit more serious,
and I'm not trying to stop y'all from grinding,
but if it has to go to that point,
it will go to that point, all right?
I got some water.
No discussing the location.
That is another thing that can lead to being expelled.
So far, y'all have been doing a great job.
I know there's some things you can't handle,
and stuff like that so you know that that just don't don't leak the location
right um do not this is one of the biggest issues last year I know how it
feels I know y'all want to say hi to people I understand that please do not
interact with the fans do not stop to take pictures all right do not do things
that's gonna hype them up because actually you're just enabling them to
keep messing things up and if the event gets messed up it's gonna be bad so try
to wait for a distance and try to just you know play it natural okay let's go
to the next slide
respect the campus first of all round of applause for the campus for land us use
this is here I think y'all gonna absolutely love it this campus is
insane all right and they literally are making sure y'all are all good and help
my as much as possible so shout out to the college for allowing us to do this okay.
No smoking!
Reg, you were planning on smoking?
Okay.
Alright.
No smoking or drinking on Lacey.
No.
No drinking.
No drinking, hey, if y'all want to see it gonna happen,
go ahead and smoke and drink.
All right?
Now here's the thing.
This is one thing that the past alumni did, okay?
No disrespecting the school name or logo, all right?
This is a more of a family or brotherhood,
or a brother and sisterhood, you feel what I'm saying?
One big family to be able to represent in the right way
and let's show out, all right?
Next slide, please.
There's some of you, a lot of you know about this,
But Scheming University now has an app.
Okay, there's an app on the app store
for y'all to communicate with each other,
look at announcements, see how the flow of day will be.
All right, you can talk to your professors,
you can talk to other students, it's its own app.
You guys are the only ones that have access on the app,
the public does not, all right?
Let's go ahead.
Curfew.
Yeah.
Hold on now, let me talk.
Let me talk, let me talk.
Okay, let me talk, all right, all right, hold on, wait, hold on, listen, listen, listen,
listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, curfew, they had curfew last year too.
Everyone must be back in your dorms by 11 p.m.
Now listen, you guys can mingle in the buildings, I don't care if y'all up till 5 a.m., whatever
y'all want to do.
door on the door. All right, just make sure y'all kind of aim the dorms and not
around the campus. Please, we're gonna be checking out every day to see who's
actually following that route. It's a safety precaution, all right? Yes, go
ahead. Next. So this is an example of some stuff that I've seen. Listen to me. I see
everything. Hold on, no, because y'all don't be believing me. I see everything
that happens on this campus. Thank you for stitching. Bill's old situation a little ass down.
All right. Here is an example from a student that the semester haven't even started yet.
This student CJ, CJ stand up for me. Where he at? Let's not, hold on, let's not be CJ, okay?
This student CJ said after curfew party tonight to start off the school year, you know the vibe.
Class of 2026, make sure Deans and that don't find out free until 12 p.m. After 12 p.m.
10 gift this ups
Be there or hear about it psa
I will be make I will be walking around campus with the flyer to promote it. Tell a friend and tell a friend. All right
So and listen and listen if y'all don't respect me
Charmy you feel what I'm saying? Charmy I see
Okay, sit your ass down.
Let's go to the next slide.
Let's not be a CJ, all right?
Only SU students and staff,
if you don't know someone, say something.
It's really important for safety to happen this year.
If you don't know somebody, look around,
try to man go see who's who.
If you don't know someone, say something.
We need to stick together and make sure
everyone is staying safe.
only SU students and staff should be on campus.
Okay, next one, safety.
All right, as you guys can see,
we have a very police and nice campus security
right here to our left.
All right, this is police security
and undercover officers are all around campus.
All right, the precinct is room 106
and the bookings room, if you get booked,
It's 104C and 105 in Mills Center.
Go to the next slide.
Let's go ahead and introduce the head captain
for Streaming University School Safety Center.
Hey, yo, how we feeling?
All right.
That's a fact.
So as you know, shout out to Dean Sanat.
You know what I'm saying? Make some noise for these and that real quick.
Alright, safety is the most important thing on campus, alright?
I have my safety officers here. We have a preset.
If anybody wants to snitch or rap, please raise your hand now.
Thank you. I will be seeing you soon.
Alright, put it down.
Alright, alright, listen up. Listen up for real.
If you act up, we will come get you, okay?
Listen, you might be first.
If you act up, we will come get you.
All right, we bring you down to bookings.
You'll be there for a little bit.
If your chat wanna buy you out,
we can talk something I don't know we figured out, all right?
Now, besides that, we got a lot of beautiful people here,
you understand, so I expect all of us to have fun,
Be safe, you know what I'm saying?
And enjoy Schrema University 2026, y'all.
Make some noise, let's do it.
Because partner and crime is Officer Walton.
Come show your face real quick.
These are the big two right here, all right?
How y'all doing? How y'all doing?
Everybody good?
Make some noise, make some noise, let's go, let's go.
Let's go ahead and go to the next slide, please.
All right, now this is important.
We are enforcing a new detention system.
I'm telling y'all, hold on, hold on.
The only way you get, this is your last warning
before being expelled.
If you cross, if it's good to have fun,
it's good to have fun and be good.
But if you keep crossing the boundary
of just doing crazy stuff
that is literally just ruining the event,
you will have to be going to the attention,
which is located in the library.
Not only that, your stream would automatically cut
to this flyer right here.
Not only that, if being your last warning,
you'll be set with a time of amount that you have to,
you have to be there, all right?
Do not cross lines, bro.
This is gonna be free time out the window.
Your viewers will know that you will be in the tension,
okay?
What happened, Bills up?
No, okay? Yeah, wait, we're getting into everything, alright? Go ahead.
Alright, here's the first quick event to ice break things, okay?
Stream Sniper, pay attention to these rules. Starting tomorrow, you all will be assigned a fellow student
that you need to tag live on stream with the prize for the winner.
you can only use water guns that we provided any author any any unauthorized
water guns will get you eliminated from the contest okay let's move on all
right so I calm down hold on we have a video for mr. Beats himself okay all
All right, here we go.
Everybody be quiet and listen to what Beast has to say.
How's it going, Schumer University?
I'm sure you guys are all learning tons of stuff.
You guys aren't doing anything stupid.
I'm sure everything is just going amazing.
Everyone's being respectful and cool and chill.
And to celebrate such an amazing experience,
you guys are having a Schumer University.
I hid 10 briefcases with $10,000 inside of each of them,
randomly throw out campus.
They're first come, first served.
You find a briefcase, you win the money inside, good luck.
Calm down, okay, hold on, relax.
Everybody sit, relax.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
Right?
No, no, no, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, relax.
Listen, listen, listen.
Calm down, all right?
As we said, throughout the semester,
there's 10 briefcases to find.
Two of them will be deployed each day.
You will get the announcement when they are deployed.
For right now, if, for night now,
the first briefcase is hidden.
If you have a yellow sticky note under your seats,
you have $110,000.
Oh!
We got it.
We got it!
Yuki has $110,000.
Wait, wait, wait, no, no, that's the cap.
Who got it?
Who that?
McQueen, that's you?
McQueen, you have one, wait, wait, wait.
McQueen has won $10,000 off Rift.
Okay?
McQueen has won $10,000 off Rift.
All right, calm down, guys, calm down.
Calm down.
Let's go to the next hour real quick. Hold on hold on calm down wait before we
get into this before we get into this I'm gonna warn y'all I'm gonna warn y'all
the next hold on the next briefcase hold on the next briefcase will be
deployed after dinner or during the dinner is at 7 p.m. you will get the
now speak. For now we have a message from Drake. Okay? Drake wanted to tell you
something. All right? Hold on calm down everybody be quiet.
2026 back for another year. Congratulations to everybody that got accepted. All the new
creators, all the veteran creators. Hope you guys make the most of this opportunity. Hope
you learned something. Hope you're able to teach each other things. And on behalf of
us at OVO, I left you something. Well actually I left you a few things in your room.
All right, so calm down.
All right, listen, all right, listen, guys, listen, guys, in everybody's rooms, Drake
sent out some gifts for y'all and store it in y'all rooms.
So when y'all get there,
and he just wanted to say that, I mentioned it.
Hey, yeah.
Okay, let's go to the next slide.
Now let's get into the university tour.
Pay attention, okay?
Y'all got to understand this at the back of y'all hands.
I'm pretty sure y'all will get maps and stuff,
so it's gonna be easy.
Let's go into the first slide.
All right.
So as you guys can see,
like this doesn't even do justice
on how big this campus is.
This is a really, really big campus, okay?
There's the Bailey Library,
there's a whole bunch of stuff located on here,
and we will hand it out.
Go ahead, next one.
The dorms, okay?
There are two student dorms.
One for, there's two student dorms this time, okay?
And there's one for security,
and there's one for camera people, okay?
Next one.
All right, there are, listen, there are confessional booths.
There is one in each dorm building, one in Miller and one in VZ, okay?
Now listen, take the confessional booths as an opportunity to just let it out.
Just talk your shit.
Somebody pissing you off, just talk your shit.
Just go ahead and let it out, okay?
Be messy.
Say to T, whatever y'all want to do, okay?
Just say it in the confessional booths, all right?
If y'all could do that without being like,
if y'all could duck off from your stream
and invent in there and not do a YR on stream,
it'll make everything special and you guys will find out why,
all right? Go ahead again.
All right.
Yes!
Lacey, come on, Lacey.
Come on, bro, okay?
Here are the meals, okay?
Meal times are listed on your schedule
and served buffet style, second floor.
I ain't gonna lie, it's a nice cafeteria, alright?
Next.
Alright, YouTube has a lounge, okay?
So this is also on the first floor, the Student Life and Technology Center.
It's kind of going to be the hub of everything.
YouTube, you got any questions?
We have real YouTube staff on standby.
If they got any questions, whether it's regarding some of your channels, whether it's regarding
any help with you today to provide and have y'all have fun.
It's actually pretty cool in there.
Next, janitors.
There are three janitors.
Listen to me.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Listen to me.
We're not saying this, okay?
There are three janitors.
If y'all need anything cleaned.
All right.
Y'all go ahead and reach out to them.
Let's go to the next one.
Chris, next door.
All right.
Come, Chris.
Callo and Devonte.
Come.
Show the next slide, please.
Devonte's in that.
Yup.
And next slide, please.
Callo, come on, come on.
These are the janitors, all right?
Yes.
Chris.
Chris used to be, you know, head of operations for the goddamn, you know, dean, but he'd
been doing a terrible job, so now that I'm the guy that's the janitor, all right?
Sorry, bro.
Where's Callo at?
All right.
Come on.
Listen to me when I say this.
If y'all need anything clean, y'all call them.
All right?
Go ahead, A.G. Suck.
Look, I'm here for y'all's service.
Just don't violate.
Marty, I seen you TikTok already.
You dirty ass insides, bro, please.
Let's keep it real.
Look, if y'all need any service and you wiping down,
anything y'all need, I'm here for y'all.
Okay?
Yes?
I'm just trying to get my job back.
I want to be a professor again.
So, y'all hold it down until...
I'm like, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, so y'all do y'all thing, bro.
If y'all need anything, just hit up Kello and Devante.
Oh, I was just saying, just don't be dirty.
You know, I know there's a lot of clean niggas here,
just don't be dirty, you know what I'm saying?
And I don't know what he talking about.
He already ready to be janitor and shit.
You know what I'm saying?
So he fit the package and shit, so yeah, we gonna lock in.
All right, give it a round of applause
for the janitors, y'all.
All right?
Next, we have a much better support tech room which is located on room 105 in the
Student Life and Technology Center. As you guys can see it's kind of going to be
the building just for everything you know tech related or anything you want to
do and all that stuff okay. Visit them for any streaming setup or tech related
questions. Anything going wrong you guys go straight to them. Next, what's that?
What am I looking at?
Welcome to Streamer University.
My name is Taylor with the Limited IRL
and we're excited to join you over the next few days
to make streaming on and off campus as seamless as possible.
We have started!
We made it to my bus!
We're delighted you've chosen Streamer University
as your trusted academic institution.
If it's your first time on IRL streaming,
you might be nervous. There's a lot you can't control.
Hey, don't worry. By the end of today,
you'll feel like a pro.
Streamer U.S. partnered with IRL Toolkit and TV Networks
to make streaming simple. And even better, it's already been set up for you. Everyone
have their stream reader phones?
Uh...
First of all, the streamer you. Tell me it's your phone.
If you install it on your stream reader phone, you'll find two apps. We'll start with TVU Go.
TVU Go is how you'll IRL stream when you're on and off campus.
TVU Go combines your phone's Wi-Fi and cellular data into one stronger connection. That means,
if one connection becomes weaker, your stream stays live.
The nerds figured it out, so you can just worry about clip farming.
Wait, so it's like if my main girl is busy, then I just have my side girl on standby?
No, Davey.
It would be like if you had both at the same time.
Wait, both?
Wait, really?
We're done!
Just like in life, when you're streaming, you might hit a few bumps.
Bitrate is how much video Davey you're sending.
Good connection?
Good bitrate.
Bad connection.
Basic.
We're ready to go live.
Open your TVU Go app and then hit the red button to start live streaming.
You can also use picture-in-picture or split-screen to see the front and back camera at the same time.
No G on my back!
Let's talk about IRL Toolkit, which is basically your control center slash video switcher.
To get started, open IRL Toolkit on your phone and log in using the information on your welcome card.
If this is your first time signing in, you'll need to connect your streaming platforms.
Next we can log in to Cloud OBS.
If you've already gone live in TVGO, you'll see that feed when you choose TVGO from the
scene list.
Then you just press Start Stream.
and in your live.
Wasn't that easy?
Remember, you'll need to set the title on your platform dashboard first.
When you're ready to end your stream, you can log back in and choose Stop Stream.
To switch to your dorm PC, you don't need to end your stream.
Just start your OBS feed and choose PC ingest from your scene list.
Ready to go back IRL?
You can switch back at any time by choosing TVU Go from your scene list.
Just make sure that you've started your stream in TVU Go.
To share your future with friends, customize your stream overlays and more,
check out the tutorials here and scan the QR code in your welcome key.
It sounds complicated, but it's actually pretty easy, right, David?
Yeah, it's super easy, you know, you just basically just, you know...
There's no stuttering on my bus.
Think of it this way.
You can stream on your desktop, switch to your phone, head outside, and your stream
won't end.
Your viewers will save with you the whole time.
It's really magical.
Plus, you can share your life stream with your friends.
IRL Toolkit powers hundreds of the world's biggest streamers every day, and we're really
excited to bring that same experience to you on a streaming course.
For those at home, you can sign up today at IRL Toolkit.com.
and that's IRL streaming.
Pretty easy, right?
Your welcome materials include a step-by-step setup guide,
along with everything you'll need to get started.
Could it make it to streamer you this year?
Download TVU Go and start streaming today.
Wait, I'm still gonna get college credits for this, right?
Hold on, everybody, we're hitting that SQ!
Round of applause for TVU Go.
Yeah.
Okay.
Go ahead and go to the next slide.
I'm pretty sure, I don't know if it's in this hit,
but you guys will also be having and keeping
your streaming phones just like last year,
with free service on it and all that other stuff, all right?
So y'all can be providing our phones,
streaming phones and everything.
What?
What's happening?
All right, here's the recording studio, okay?
Located in the Miller Quad Creative slash
Hudnley Shell Theater.
I believe this is where you can make music
and all type of stuff, right?
Yeah, so you wanna make music,
Whatever y'all want, y'all want to create an anthem,
go ahead and do your thing, all right?
Next.
Here is the pool and the gym.
Okay?
The Wellness and Athletic Center,
you guys can work out pool and the gym, all right?
Next.
Next slide.
All right, let's get into the events and the schedules,
okay?
Next, there's a pool party and listen, this is the only party I'm allowed for y'all,
alright?
Don't get too crazy, alright?
Thursday at 9pm, there is a pool party at the pool.
See, I want to mingle, y'all want to catch a vibe.
It is here, it's really crazy, it is fun.
Next.
Okay Thursday at 9 p.m. These are it's also a karaoke time
It's will be on y'all schedule. See how to know and mingle next
It's a talent show
Friday at 9 p.m. In the reason what's that word? I've been reading but I don't know what the fuck that mean
Recital
Recital recital hall next
Next, there's a spelling bee, Friday at 9 p.m. as well.
Next, now this is a good one, there is picture day, Friday from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m.
This is very important for the school album, right?
So the school yearbook is very important.
There is a fashion show for Streaming University Saturday at 3.45pm.
Next.
Homecoming is Saturday at 1.30pm.
Next.
All right, now let's get into the mystery alumni.
I want you to pay attention to this.
The mystery roster of Schemer University,
2025 alumni, will be revealed on stream early in the morning,
July 18th.
That is the same day for homecoming.
They will have the opportunity to invade campus
and stay overnight with y'all in their own personal dorm building as well.
All right. So it's, it's, it's going, we don't know who it is yet.
And it will be revealed July 18th. Let's go.
They have their own dorms and roommates as well. Keep it going.
Uniforms is located in y'all rooms. All right.
Now this is completely optional to wear,
but you need to wear uniform for picture day.
So save the uniform for picture day
so y'all can come and write and all that.
This is all of the collection that's in your room.
This is exclusive only to y'all.
Nobody else has this.
Nobody else has this, all right?
All right, next let's go ahead.
The SU merch is also available to the public online.
So if y'all wanna go ahead and have y'all own stuff,
Go ahead and copy the lines of viewers.
It is available, all right?
Yeah, I got some mercy.
Yeah.
Y'all don't have, uh-uh!
Y'all ain't got everything here.
No, y'all got somebody mobile here, all right?
Let's go next.
All right.
So, for class president, okay?
If y'all was paying attention,
I had said y'all had an assignment the moment I reveal y'all.
All right?
And only a select few people actually uploaded
their videos and stuff through thestreaminguniversity.com.
If you did not upload it, unfortunately,
you are not a part of this candidate list, OK?
So we selected five people that had really, really good
submissions, and we are about to watch it now, all right?
Let's go.
Hey, students, my name is Richard Brown, I'm from the U.S. president.
And you probably wonder why I'm at the zoo, because this is what it's going to be.
You're actually an elephant that represents the nosy snakes.
And I want you to learn from this.
We've all, you know, keep them to the side and don't tell them to get it each time.
It represents how much snowy the sheep have frozen.
But, you see that? No, it's not snowing.
So, I've been a bitch since you came on Eater.
We wrote down all the proportions, how we're going to serve them.
There will be a lot of birdies going on campus, but it's cool because they'll be taking the
stones and left us out of their dorms.
I know a few that's going to stream you, and I know it's going to be a real life, but
it needs to represent the hood in the kitchen.
We need them along the way, but every time I'm going to know what comes on my way.
The kitchen's going to be as soon as we go out, and then it's like 10 o'clock in the
and then you're going to go do it.
That's what it means to be a president for a pretty girl.
And we need to make things that we don't want to do.
We want to do the thing, try it out, and party.
What they need, we want the kids' part as from you.
We know kids are property, and I do.
Your future class president ain't scared to put grids.
This is the red top section.
There's going to be a lot of students who aren't reps,
but no bullying.
Y'all see the iron?
You bet.
We got this tonight.
As you see him, he's looking for that access to that music and that song please.
He's looking for that music and that song please.
And as we're just going to say, you want to see guys make a list.
Happy to forward, Drow.
Alright. Oh, by the way, quick update real quick.
There is a janitor button on the app too, so if you really need to come clean, click that button, alright?
Alright, let's go to the next slide.
My fellow students.
Yesterday, the Schremer University roster was announced.
And in less than 24 hours, I'm officially the first candidate to announce my campaign for class president of Streamer University.
Why? Because leaders don't wait. They lead. I believe in three simple things.
Making good content, chasing the bag, and staying messy.
People always ask, Crystal, do you really know how to handle people? Absolutely.
your ex doesn't miss you and he doesn't post you to draft girl think of
something new bitch you're the fucking shit at that I left inside of the toilet
and I didn't flush it because my parents I didn't want to wake them up in the
middle of the night bitch you are worthless
y'all could do that y'all know I had a long day see strong and clear
communication and zero hesitation under my administration wings thought for
breakfast, deodorant and gift baggies on campus, no skinny jeans, and all clips
need to be confronted. So this year please make the right decision. Vote for
Crystal because a real boss got to run the school.
That's pretty good. Let's go on to the next one. As a multi-talented content
creator I've never believed in staying in one land and as a former class
president I've always been a leader, a creator, and someone who brings ideas to
life. My creativity doesn't stop at just content. I know how to sew and put that
shit on. So if you need fashion advice or need me to fix that pair of pants, you
know, don't fit, then I'm here to help.
People have asked me why I should be class president.
Who's asking you that?
Everybody.
As your class president, I will be organizing the best activities and events
for students and faculty to connect because we came here to make memories
not just worry about our wifi.
Everybody else is coming, right?
It's not the time!
Ssss!
Community is very important to me.
I already started bringing the girls together in a group chat
and planning a slump party.
For educational purposes, of course.
I already have a bachelor's in interior design,
so I can make sure everybody's dorm is decorated
exactly how they want to be.
Every student will be getting a streamer-used survival bag.
Each bag will come with a portable charger,
Each bag will come with a portable charger, a planner for you to plan out your streams and your classes,
an unlimited card for you to use for DoorDash, Old Moon, and menstrual products for my ladies.
And also, everyone gets tone.
Because if you don't wear tone, you will be going home.
But the most important thing in this bag is my emotional support.
Well, we're still working on the bag size.
Sheer University isn't just about streaming.
It's about the people you meet, the connections you make,
and making sure that nobody leaves,
feeling like they miss their moment.
And that is why I came up with my campaign, CLS.
Where's I started for, you may ask?
Collaboration, leadership, and success.
And that's what all of you guys will have
if you vote for me.
I was the poster.
Clap it up for her, clap it up for her.
Let's go to the next candidate.
Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!
Hi everyone, My name is Jenna Mallet and I am waiting for class president for Strip University
in 2026.
Under the Jenna Mallet administration, when I become president, you are allowed to take
each others men. If he won, he is too fast.
Every bird has to go to sleep at 8 p.m. No birds can be out at night time, baby.
We don't want to hear about our chirp.
A limited chick belay. Everybody get chick belay.
Short people can be out as long as they want.
Young guy, no curfew, sneak out, pray, do whatever you want. Only short people.
And there will be a professional session after the end of each day.
So make sure you come to my room for your 101 professional.
And that is my rule list.
There cannot be anything..
even the Giants
Yes, it's fishing
It's fishing, but were tacking.
Let's give it a try!
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He.
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Go straight to your camp.
You better end up shorted
I'm gonna know what's going on all around campus. Also, I got a little fatty.
In closing, thank you for coming to my campaign. I hope this made you all want to vote for me, the Queen, Jena Malek.
Because y'all should be willing for nobody else.
Thank you.
Bye.
Jada! Jada! Jada! Jada!
you
I feel like that, I feel like that, you know, just, you know, the outfit give, everybody
in here give is giving Met Gala. I feel like, you know, I could put people in check. I can,
you know, up the water sky, up the water. And then I feel like I can also, you know,
give bitches advice, give them what they need to be gave, like, tell them if they, you know,
they stink, no shade. But yeah, that's why I think I should, you know, be the candidate.
And then any person in here that try each other,
bet you're gonna meet meek meek boo, so yeah.
Crystal, are you all right?
Crystal.
Clap it up for Crystal, y'all.
Hey, y'all.
So I feel like I should be class president
because y'all know Wardrobe
is using all them filters on his live, no shade.
But okay.
So yeah, we want like real bitches around, um, yeah.
And then I don't really know my other candidates like that,
but I just want to let y'all know that I promise like,
Winxed up every breakfast and Secret Doordash, no shade,
but yes, like.
Not Chick-fil-A, not, not, it's free Zaxby's
or all this stuff.
So Zaxby's, right?
Zaxby's.
Zaxby's, um, so yes.
Please vote for me, um, I love y'all.
Okay, bye y'all.
Okay.
Cool and shorty, where you at?
Clap it up for cool and shorty, y'all.
All right, come on.
Where am I scanning at?
Okay.
I spent that money back 25th.
All right, so y'all saw my video.
Y'all see me, y'all see my energy.
I should be class president
because all of y'all would be taken care of.
You already heard what I said,
especially for my ladies and also everybody else.
Tone, I have menstrual products.
I know y'all ladies be having all time
and I'm here for you, not only for the ladies,
I'm here for the men, I'm here for everybody.
So y'all should vote for me.
And also if you need fashion advice, sewing.
I already have my bachelor's degree, I'm here.
I've been class president before.
I know what I'm doing.
I'm not doing this for the funds, for the sh, and the giggles.
I'm here because I deserve to be class president.
Thank you.
Clap it up for her.
Alright, Jenna Malay, where you at?
Thank you.
So, yeah, you already know my name, Jenna Malay TV.
The Trinitophanal Ticks are right now.
They don't like my meme right now, but it's okay.
I could be the corny as motherfucka in a room.
But as I saw in bucket paint, I got the fattest.
I don't know what Wardrobe was talking about.
And Stimba Niggas is the longest motherfucka.
That's all I'm talking about, Stimba Niggas!
All right, but yeah, you already know fit check. Thank you fit coming every day. I need the flyest president. No shade
professionals. Yeah, what?
who?
What? Oh
Get your ass in the crowd come up for y'all
Okay, King Joe Joe you at come on come on come on come on come on
Come on
Let's hop on just hop on
Yo
What I do is I'm a man can't tell I'm checking in for the 305 man. What do you man? Hey listen listen listen class of 2026
I'm the real decent that that's not correct. That's me. It's me right here
But I'm gonna tell her right now if y'all vote for me today vote for me today
I'm gonna give y'all opportunity such as that you my office right after this game
Sit your ass down nigga
I'm doing tonight. All right
Those are your candidates, okay?
You guys can vote now on the website.
You guys can vote on the app and the results will be
sometime today on the website or revealed on it.
I'll reach out to whoever's the class president
and we'll go from there, all right?
Next slide.
This is how it looks on the app,
so you guys can do that right now, all right?
Next slide.
All right, classes are assigned and listed on your schedule.
Class attendance is mandatory.
If you don't go to class, there will be serious consequences.
All right?
Let's go to the next one.
And here are your professors.
Clap it up for your professors, y'all.
Let's go to the next one.
We got agent.
What we got?
What are you doing?
What are you doing this year?
What up, y'all?
How y'all feeling, man?
OK.
So, the professors, I've talked to all of them,
they put in a lot of work in their classes.
I know who you said classes mandatory.
We will kick you out if you don't shut the fuck up.
I mean that.
I'm gonna tell you, because if everybody's
the main character in their own stream,
but everybody's also here to learn, you feel me?
And so, as much as this is plenty of content,
let's learn some stuff.
You don't wanna be the person that came here
and had an opportunity and it fumbled a bag.
You wanna be the person that came here, met good people,
learned a bunch of stuff and left and took off,
you feel me?
So, let's make it productive and let's have a lot of fun.
I got I got so if you guys are my class I got a different class each time
and I say if you miss it you can just catch it catch the VOD afterwards but
there's gonna be one the content focus class one like money focus class and
then like one shark tank focus class where we like fund opportunities and
ideas and stuff come up for agent y'all when the professors come up just try to
let the people know what y'all teaching to all right next one we got dude Dennis
He got deep la duke
Climber up a duke y'all
What's going on y'all I
All right, so um, I'm teaching PE same thing as last year
please this year may she all come with a change of clothes may she all shower
before y'all come and participation just be ready to be active that's all I
asked and I see y'all in class man
All right, Senna, Senna, where you at?
Let's go Senna.
Here you go.
Hey y'all.
Are you excited?
Listen, yo, it's my first year at T-jun 2, but I'm doing networking and collecting
We're gonna throw in some fun stuff in there.
It'll be good, but also sending as agent.
You know, I want you all to learn something,
and I feel like it's something that really helped me.
So it'll be a vibe.
And if you cut up, bro, I got detention slips,
so don't fuck around, you know what I mean?
Thank you, center.
Let's go to the next slide.
The Susie Dragon.
What up, gang?
I'm the Susie Dragon.
I'll be teaching StreamTech 101.
So if you need tech help or advice,
some of these big shimmers,
they be gatekeeping some of this tech.
I'll be leaking all that in my class.
I'll be sure to show up.
Thank you.
Thank you, Sushi.
Let's go to the next slide.
Lordwig.
How y'all doing?
All right, here's the deal.
I'm taking my class very seriously.
Doors will be locked after five minutes.
You can see your ass to Dean Sinet,
if you are later than five minutes, that is a promise.
I'm also, I'm gonna announce this now,
I'm picking a few of my favorite students
who do the best to come to Streamer Games,
it's an event I'm doing in a month.
If you do well in my class, you will be there.
That's all I ask of you.
There will be homework every day, by the way.
Homework every day.
Thank you.
Let's go to the next.
Kaya Sinet.
Thank you, Kai, for the opportunity.
I am super excited to be working with you guys.
So I'm going to be having a cooking class.
You're going to be...
As you guys all know, I'm Kaia, okay?
I'm Kaia's twin sister, but yes, I'm going to be having a cooking class and it's going
to be for one hour.
I need you guys to respect the class.
Why?
Because all of you guys are streamers.
You need to learn how to be independent and learn how to cook for yourselves.
So please take the class seriously.
you want to be a clown I don't have I will kick you out that's it okay and he
told you you guys will be expelled clown class is not in Kaya's cooking class I
take my my career very seriously okay that's have fun thank you alright let's
go to the next slide bop ring
Hello, I am a Phil, but when Kai Sena calls you, you show up, right?
But don't worry, I have a presentation prepared for you.
I'm teaching Brand Elevation Beyond Streaming, okay?
So I'm gonna teach you how to be successful
after you've gained the luck, okay?
So I'm also, I'm gonna announce this now,
but Cutie Cinderella did help me with my presentation
and she said, you're, shush,
I know you're engaged to her, but be quiet.
The best eight students in my class
will have a table as Fumar Awards.
So, yeah, do your best, okay?
We're taking it seriously.
Thank you.
Thank you, Rick.
All right, let's get to the next one.
Cindy!
Hello everybody, I'm Cindy Gallup, I'm the founder and CEO of Make Love Not Pawn.
We are pro-sex, pro-porn, pro-knowing-the-difference.
And I want to just address two elephants in the room.
First, no, I'm not white.
I'm half-English, half-Malaysian-Chinese.
Shout out to my Asian streamers.
And number two, yes, I am very, very old.
I am 66.
I'm the oldest person at Streaming University.
I am the professor McGonigal of this faculty.
My background is brand building, marketing, and advertising.
I'm going to teach you how to build your personal brand,
how to attract the kind of brand partnerships you want
were tracked and how to make an absolute god I'm fucking shit ton of money and I'm also
obviously going to teach you to make love not porn.
See you in class.
All right, let's get to the next one.
Putty!
Come on, my boy.
Hey, look, Shrema University, so my name is Putty and I'm doing the class is clickbait
and trolling 101, you know what I mean?
I'm about to teach y'all a whole bunch of stuff.
Listen, fuck all that, my class gonna be the most lit,
most turnt, y'all can have the most fun in my class.
I want nothing but negativity in my class the whole time.
But hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Let me say some real shit though.
Last year, a lot of people came here,
people were still in the dorms, people came here,
they stopped streaming, they wasted this opportunity,
do not waste this opportunity.
One of my days is gonna be a very, very serious class.
I ain't cracking no jokes the whole day.
We're gonna get there, we're gonna learn.
Every day we're gonna learn something,
but one day is gonna be super, super that.
You know what I mean?
And yeah, last but not least, State Farm.
We're the camera.
I see what you do for everybody else.
My house just burned down.
If y'all could come and drop like 1,000, 5,000 subs.
Get your ass out.
Clap it up for Pudi, y'all.
Next one.
Adopt!
Clap it up for Adopt, yeah, clap it up for Adopt.
Yo, yo, SU-2026, so listen, I only got 50 minutes with each group, so I'm gonna try to make
the most with each group I got, but I'm gonna be teaching longevity, versatility, and the
ability to adapt, okay?
I think it's something really important and I've been doing this for a minute so if you
guys want to learn something about the game, pull up the class.
Alright, I'm going to see y'all.
Let's go on to the next one.
Lizzo!
That was going to list out.
What's up, Shrieman?
You know what?
Hello, bodymacha.
Hi, friend.
I'm here because somebody applied as me.
and actually wasn't me, but whoever you are,
you will be dealt with, but I'm glad I'm here.
This is my first year teaching, so I'm very excited.
There's lots of classes that are gonna teach you
about how to build your brand.
There's gonna be classes that teach you
how to make millions of fucking dollars, as she said.
But when that stream turns off,
who is gonna pour into you at the end of the day?
You.
You are entertainers.
I'm an entertainer, you're constantly on,
you're performing for hundreds or hundreds
of thousands of people all at once,
and at the end of the day, you have to fill your cup.
So, I am the queen of self-love.
My class is the art of self-love.
So if, what's your name?
You said you want only negativity in your class.
Poo-joo, poo-pootie, pootie, pootie.
Then I'm positivity in my class only.
I'll see you there.
Muah!
Let's go to the next one.
Your rage.
You got it, counselor.
Look, I'm here to guide you, niggaz.
Any streamers, stuck, don't know what the hell to do,
y'all getting bullied by someone,
even if your content is as simple as trying to find love,
Jeremiah, I will help you out in any way that I see fit.
Anything to say in my office, stays in my office.
All right, a student bullying you or some shit,
we on that ass, all right, we gonna figure it out together.
All right, there's a lot of mental shit
that go behind the stream of shit
that niggas don't think about, and I got y'all, so we good.
Thank you.
Rage's class is different from the others because he's like,
his office is available in there all the time.
So you feel like you got to see the guidance counselor go to Rage, all right?
Next, the club directors.
This year we're introducing clubs, okay?
That's one of the first ones.
Club, clubs will be once a day.
There's 15 members in each club.
working towards a final presentation.
All right, so while you guys are in your club,
you guys should be working together.
Y'all, they will announce what the presentations are
or it's in this slide, and it'll be a day
for all of you guys to show in front of the entire school
which I've been working on, okay?
Let's go to the next slide.
First one is Nick.
The fraternity.
Nick, where you at, come on.
How's it going, everyone?
Honestly, Kai, I'm surprised you let me do this, so thank you.
This is what I'm going to say.
Afrat is a brotherhood, a bond, a community.
Girls are also welcome.
We love our girls.
But we're talking about what?
Yes, studs.
We want everybody.
Everyone's welcome.
That's when I'll come.
There's a lot of rules here on campus though, no weed, no drinking, no partying.
I want to remind everyone this is an off-campus organization.
Join the frat.
Let's go to the next person, lethal shooter for the basketball team.
How you doing everybody?
Everybody, run and pause for Kai man, this is awesome.
First and foremost, you guys see me on my page training the top streamers, the top
celebrity, the top NBA, WMA players in the world.
Most importantly, when you come to my session,
like I was saying, I do this at a professional level.
So have fun, of course, being character,
but we're here to get better,
because he has a special surprise for you guys,
for everybody that's really good at basketball,
and just respect the basketball court,
because I'm here to help you,
and everybody wants to do some sick content
that he knows that I love to do by saying,
I understand now, I'm here for you guys.
I love you all.
Who ever makes it to the basketball team,
to the basketball team, you guys have a basketball game for a homecoming. Okay? So whoever make
it, make sure y'all get your hours in and make sure y'all go crazy. We gonna see who
y'all going against. We do not know yet. Next person, Markel.
How are you doing?
Hello, everybody.
I'm so excited to be here.
Obviously, I am not normally a streamer,
but I'm so excited to get into it and learn so much
from all my peers.
I met so many of you amazing people,
so I'm so thankful for Mr. Dean, I mean,
Kastanet for having us here.
I'm on my nerves.
Jesus take the wheel and guide the vessel.
But I'll be teaching stunts.
Nobody ain't telling me because we ain't got enough time
for that.
We'll be doing jumps and I'll be trying to prepare us a routine to perform as well.
So if you're coming to our class,
please just come willing and able and just be prepared because we're going to
have as much fun as possible and just be prepared and be ready.
Now the chair leading, the chair leading club and the basketball club,
you guys will display what you guys been doing during the basketball game.
The cheerleader performs halftime, okay?
And basketball, y'all got that's the only day.
All the clubs is on a different day, all right?
Next part, next slide.
Oliver Cannon is, he's not here right now,
his flight got delayed,
but he is a part of the film club.
He's the one that do all my trailers and everything.
He ain't gonna teach you about filming.
Y'all will have to present a short film on that day, okay?
Let's go to the next one.
Proto!
Clap it up for Proto.
What's good, everybody?
My name is Proto.
A lot of you guys don't know me.
He keeps me in a dungeon somewhere, doesn't want anybody to know who I am, but I am responsible
for giving the chat the ability to give 10 subs and train horns go on, or give 50 subs
and Ray J's baby oil pours all over Kai.
That was me, the moving bed, all of that, right?
year we're gonna build all of that make it a little bit more special maybe bombs
flamethrowers you know no you fucked up honestly you chose me anyway can't wait
to see in my club that is science and engineering okay next T. Payne
Where you at?
First and foremost, how y'all doing?
Without straight up though, man. The first thing I did want to say is thank you to Kai.
This is a huge opportunity for everybody in this room and everybody watching.
He's bringing together some shit that like nobody can really do right now and the fact that he has the ability to do it and do it.
It's just I mean that's amazing because there's a lot of motherfuckers that can do this shit and still won't because they
They keeping and they ain't hungry enough to do this shit. So first of all, thank you. I appreciate you bro
I will be directing musical arts our
Objective is to come up with a new theme song for Scream University
So hey
Also another elephant in the room on the second oldest my second oldest motherfucker here, okay?
I appreciate y'all having fun with that.
You can't call me Auk.
That's totally cool.
But let's make this motherfucking song, because me and the porn lady will fuck you up, alright?
We gonna make this shit right.
We gonna do this shit good.
Thank you for the opportunity again.
Let's make this goddamn song.
You feel me?
I got you.
Next, Marcus King, the debate club.
Come on, come on, come on.
I know y'all are ready to swim.
I ain't gonna lie.
Here you go, man.
Appreciate you, bro.
Chat fuck going on, man.
I was nervous at first whenever I got debate because I got to go up against, like, T-Pain.
sounds boring but I spent so long figuring out how to make debating one
another like actually entertaining and I want to make sure that the content is
gonna be good for Twitch and YouTube as well that's so saying some shit like
that maybe I understand the route that I'm going but I'm gonna make sure we're
going there it's gonna be good good content we're gonna have a blast man I
appreciate you for bringing me back to
Next person, Yana.
She's the club director of drama.
Don't get to see you.
Hey guys, how you doing?
Yeah.
Oh, you guys look so cute, but yeah, so I have lots of theater background and not only
will you be performing in front of your camera, yes, we are clip-forming, you're here to
clip farmper you better get them other f and clip farming we are gonna be here to
perform on a stage as well so I don't know if I y'all like to sing or dance or
tap dance and act so I want to teach you guys all of that and that's what I'm
going to show you thank you
Let's see the next person.
I just love puzzles.
Seems a lot of variant.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
My heart is literally just beating out of my chest right now.
But I am so thankful and so grateful to be here with all of you, too.
I'm not going to say where I fit at in age, oldest, middle oldest, and I ain't going to
even get into that part, but I have been a support and kind for just a long time.
And even when other folks were critical of him, I was in his DMs.
I was in all of his messages when a lot of people were talking about him going on this
other journey.
I'm just, I'm shaking y'all.
And but I was always leaving a reply, letting him know that I was there and trying to keep
him encouraged and not even knowing that he was seeing all of that from me.
But in the library, yeah, I mean, I am shaking, shaking.
In a library, I puzzle all the time, but the puzzles are really just a backdrop to who
I am and what I really offer my community and whoever will come into the, spend some
time with me in the library that I am a safe space and even though I'm shaking now that
when you guys are overwhelmed, I can be a place of calm.
I don't give advice, but I have lived through a lot of things, and I can help you all with
my lived experiences, right?
And just if you're just spilling down, it just all gets to be too much.
Just come by the library and come get this love, y'all.
And I just want to say, I've been, listen, I've been watching her for like two years,
like, like on free time.
She's doing her puzzles, having a good time.
So if you guys ever wonder what I can do at all times go to the library, sit down, sit
down, well, um, I just love puzzles and do puzzles with her, you know what I'm saying?
We got custom, she's an university puzzle as well too.
So it's gonna be fun.
Thank you so much.
I love you too.
All right, clap it up, clap it up, clap it up.
Let's go to the next one.
All right, before we get into this, okay, you, wait, hold on, you guys, wait, there's
15 students per club.
We went based off the analytics of what y'all wanted to do when y'all signed up and what
can best pitch out.
Y'all will find out what club you guys are in once y'all get your schedule, all right.
SQ2026 is partnering with YouTube, Crocs, Dell, Meta, Liquipel, PowerTech, Red Bull,
Zaxby's, Bees, One Night, ZipLine, Shopify, Fortnite, State Farm, Twitch, Tone, and gonna
need milk, alright?
So they got some fire surprises for you guys as well.
Let's go to the next.
Okay, we have Chapmobile, Young Thug set up with some fire stuff, this is from Young Thug.
He said, Chapmobile is the black card of phone service and the only company giving you exclusive
drops every month in the chat.
As the official carrier of the chat and of streaming university, they are giving a year
of service and exclusive drops access for SU for the students.
thugs laced us with the new phone service. Only on Chapmobile you can get
exclusive spider drops. Alright? Chapmobile will be doing key jobs for
whips every two to three months. Key job number one, that you can get you can
win spider and a chrome hearts Lamborghini Eurus. Okay? VIP experiences,
exclusives, backstage access for live nation urban shows and festivals, a
A trip to London gifted for the Nas and Roots show August 8th with Backstage Passes.
You know Shado'a Sanders switched to number two, but only in Chat Mobile.
His rare limited-side rookie jersey number 12 is gifted for the chat.
So clap it up for Chat Mobile, y'all.
Let's do the next one.
All right. In all of y'all rooms, okay, there is some tone from our brothers from A&P, all right.
So they are, we are providing tones, providing robes, towels, slides,
tone products that's deodorant, lotion, lip balm, duffel bags.
They're going to make sure y'all good.
So make sure the hygiene is good.
Shout out to tone. Clap it up for tone.
Okay.
Next, Fortnite is involved this year.
Okay.
In honor of everybody's new best mates,
Fortnite Sprites. We've hidden 31 Sprites figures across campus. It's your mission to find them,
trade them, and steal them. Hold on to them, just like in game. The rules. Everything happens on
stream. If it is not filmed, it does not count. No searching after curfew, okay? No damage,
okay? No damage, destruction, or harm of people property, or the Sprites. One zero point Sprite.
You can only have one zero point sprite at the closing ceremonies trade barter steel give away the extra
But do it before the closing ceremonies
You must bring your two sprites to the closing ceremonies in one piece
One zero point plus one of the other variants. Okay. Now here is what they're doing. All right
They're giving you the opportunity
to if you win
They will offer whoever it is a $7,500 brand deal. Okay with epic games
Also your own custom for night in-game cosmetic
All right
Let's go to the next one
Red Bull
Cold Red Bull cans available across campus all week
Look out for the new flavors daily. Rebel support and shimmy you programming including basketball, dance, fitness, gaming and more.
Rebel give you wings to creators and ideas. Connect with us on site all week.
Alright, let's go to the next one.
one. Zaxby's, okay? They're bringing the sauce to Shreem and you from lunch and
dinner to late night Zax favorites in the dorm. Zaxby's is keeping students fed
from the first session to the final speech, first final stream. Don't leave
campus without rewards. Sign up for Zaxby rewards to score exclusive offers, earn
free food, and stay connected to everything Zaxby's has cooking next.
Next, let's go to the next one.
State Farm.
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is here.
I will be watching over the week and handing out good neighbor subs for those doing good
neighbor things.
So if you are being a good neighbor, expect a lot of subs coming your way.
Let's go to the next one.
Dell.
The XPS is crafted for you, dependable performance inspired by creators who show up and deliver
their best every day, premium design, power, portability, all day battery life, everything
you need in one machine from the classroom to the stream.
They also are gifting your free laptops as well.
Let's go to the next one.
Ray-Ban Meadows.
Okay?
Ray-Ban Meadows are being gifted to everybody here this year.
If you need help setting them up, visit the music studio on campus.
They can help with Meadow accounts here too.
Alright? Clap it up for Meadow, y'all.
Let's get to the next one.
Crocs.
Thank you to Crocs for making sure all the students get a pair.
You guys will have exclusive streaming university crocs just for y'all
All right, let's get it to the next one
zipline
Your phone will have will your phones all have the zipline drone delivery app
Lock in with your Google account and you can order cool stuff to anywhere on campus and a drone will fly to you
All right, so when I order whatever
Expect to see Jones in the Scotch deliver whatever it is. I've seen it. It's pretty cool next one
Milk, the official focus fuel of Streamer U,
nutrients to help you focus.
Shout out to Milk.
Next one. They're doing a $50,000 brand deal.
Milk is dropping a new YouTube series this fall,
where creators and real teachers team up to turn
classroom lessons into entertaining.
Hands on challenges for real life skills you actually care about.
One Streamer U student or staff member will get the chance to win a $50,000 brand deal
and be featured in an episode.
Post an audition video on TikTok or YouTube using hashtag Milk X Streamer U and tagging
at Gonna Need Milk to answer if you were a substitute teacher for a day.
How would you make class entertaining and relevant?
With Milk fueling the lesson, Winner Announced Live on Stream July 19th.
Go ahead and clap it up.
Rafa, are you asleep?
Wake up, nigga.
You asleep, nigga?
Wake up.
All right, let's go.
Next, I, LiquorPel, all right?
In the gift bags you've probably seen already, PowerTech
and LiquorPel made sure every student has what they need
to stay charged and stay streaming.
Find PowerTech at Walmart, chargers,
Portables whatever it is is all in that bag. Okay, let's go
What not visit the visit the break room and become a what not partner?
They will be live from campus on the what not platform daily. All right
Shopify keep an eye out for the exclusive drop Shopify is bringing to streamer you make sure you guys are paying attention
All right next one any questions? Oh
Fuck all right. What's your question?
And listen, you know, it's year two,
we're gonna expand and expand and expand.
But if you wanna do football, you can do football, all right?
Ain't no official team yet.
Yes.
No.
Lacey.
Well, food, this late night,
Zaxby spots we have to do,
there is also 24 seven cereal stations.
So if you guys want cereal or some real,
you know, collar stuff, there is that,
but there's a lot of options.
Jason.
You would know your roommates when you walk into that goddamn room.
Ron.
What's the new perpetrator you tell us?
Soon, soon, soon, soon.
Okay?
Rage.
Shower situation.
Some people have bathrooms, I might be wrong, have bathrooms in your dorm.
The dorms are a lot crazier this year.
And also, yeah, it's just public, it's college.
So it's public showers.
It's nice and clean though.
But make sure it's one by one that makes you have respect
everything, OK?
You see?
I don't have a question, so we'll get to that.
Stop blazing, gang.
I almost expelled you, gang.
No cap.
Yeah, you make some.
Blazing.
You got to find it, and I'm going to find out that you found it.
If you get robbed, I will see you live on stream.
If you feel like you got robbed, you got these boys right here.
All right?
J-Sot.
I bet he's got snacks, uh, okay, um, get in the hat yes, you will find out who your roommate
is once I have your schedule, Jada, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh,
you
I think to be crazy roommates for the alumni are also pre-selected as well.
I, you know, this is going to be crazy that day.
I'm not going to lie, but chat, I ain't going to lie, chat.
Everybody say W class of 2026.
At the end of the day, it is about them and their growth.
At the end of the day, I want them to go crazy and flourish.
You feel what I'm saying?
I'm excited to see what they got
and what they are going to offer.
All right?
And just know I see every fucking thing.
Check.
I need you all to snitch from me, okay?
Everybody just DM me every time
what's going on, just snitch, all right?
Cause y'all online, I know, I know.
So it's our online studio.
Y'all online students as well, all right?
All right.
You about to get into it?
I'm also gonna try to make this fast.
So, yeah.
All right, um, I think I'm right here.
I don't think he's staying here.
All right.
Let me know when we switch cameras.
We're gonna try to make this as fast as possible for y'all.
Everybody on YouTube also subscribe
and like to keep up what's going on.
If you on YouTube say yeah, if you on Twitch, say yeah.
Twitch, we are about to hit 21 million followers.
Okay?
Let's go ahead, Twitch, we are about to hit
21 million followers, bro.
So it's about to be crazy.
I ain't gonna lie, I love all of you guys, bro,
and it's up for the students to make sure
that this year is crazy, y'all.
How y'all enjoying yourself?
How y'all day going and everything, y'all?
I'm gonna need some more water.
Yeah, but just, come on,
The people are waiting, the people are waiting.
First person, first person we have to span them, okay?
All right.
DDG with the what, gift it?
I ain't gonna lie.
DDG, there you go glazing already, okay?
There you go glazing.
Shout out to my alumni, shout out to my valedictop, no, MVP.
Shout out to MVP, I'm streaming you.
Chow, who are y'all excited to watch, bro?
I ain't gonna lie, I don't know.
Who are y'all excited to watch, bro?
Who are y'all excited to watch?
Bro, I ain't gonna lie, I don't know, bro.
If you're on YouTube, go ahead and subscribe
and turn on notice to keep in touch
because there will be random moments
that I'm going to go live, okay?
There's gonna be random times where I go live
just so y'all upkeep with everything that's going on.
If you're on Twitch, hit that follow button and sub.
Shout out to all the subs that's going on right now.
Yo, ETH, shout out to you for the sub.
Kyoko, shout out for the prime.
All my primers, if you have prime,
you literally can sub up or it's gonna run out.
Prime will literally run out.
So this is the perfect opportunity to sub up
and use it for free.
It is completely free.
You feel me?
Oh my God, it's gonna be crazy, bro.
I ain't gonna lie.
I am really excited, bro.
I ain't gonna lie, we're gonna get through this fast because I know y'all excited, bro.
I know y'all excited to see that spark game.
Who y'all ready to watch?
I see people saying Yana.
I see people wearing war jokes.
Shout out to all the subs.
Oh my God, they going crazy.
Shout out to all of y'all, bro.
Oh my God.
W, W, sat.
Listen, kick your feet back, catch your snacks.
It's going to be a long week.
by saying Lacey Core, A and P, okay.
It's going to be a long week, y'all.
It's going to be a long week.
Billzo, all right, as soon as I hand them their schedules,
they are able to go live.
Like literally, as soon as I hand it off, they can go live.
Okay, one by one.
All right, who the first people?
You got them?
Okay, but I'm excited, bro.
I'm actually excited, bro.
Maddie, ring, T-Pain.
Shout out to all the sub chat.
There is no classes today.
There's no classes today.
So today is a ice breaking time for people to relax,
people to move in.
Today is moving day, bro.
So everybody relax, move in, have fun, okay?
So it's going to be crazy, bro.
Oh my God, y'all going crazy.
Chat, I ain't gonna lie, one time at a one time.
I love y'all.
I love y'all so much.
Everybody say I love you.
Everybody just say I love everybody, you know?
Shout out to the YouTube chat.
I love y'all so much.
This is year two of streaming university
and you guys are just literally like supporting, bro.
I've never seen this much support ever, bro.
And I really appreciate you all, bro.
I ain't going to lie, bro.
I'm excited to let y'all see what happened.
I love the spirits of everybody.
It feel like streaming is like very crazy right now.
It feel like streaming is literally so crazy right now,
bro.
I love y'all so much, bro.
Genuinely from the bottom of my heart.
I know everybody probably in my chat is not about my core,
but my core fan base.
But I have a lot of people that watch me on a daily,
no matter what, that go out their way to support other people.
And that's all it's about, bro.
I don't care about nothing else.
You feel me?
And that's all it's about, bro.
You feel me?
I ain't gonna lie.
Alumni day gonna be crazy.
You know what I'm saying?
They also will be staying on campus.
We don't know who it's gonna be yet.
They also got their own roommates.
They also got their own building.
You feel me?
We're gonna be able to see 2026 and 2025 clash.
We're gonna be able to see 2026 and 2035 clash.
It's going to be insane, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
We gonna see what happens, bro.
It's going to be insane.
We don't know who y'all think
gonna be the returning alumni?
Who do y'all think it's going to be?
What time does classes start?
You guys will all find out.
It's early, bro.
It's a real kind of schedule, chat.
Check, y'all getting content like from early,
like from the schedule side of things?
But they have to make breakfast early.
They have to get ready for lunch.
They have to go to class early, bro.
It's a very early start time.
It's very early, bro, honestly.
I love y'all, bro.
Everybody follow up, you about to hit 21.
You about to hit 21.
If you're on YouTube, go ahead and subscribe
and like and say done.
If you're on YouTube, subscribe, like and say done, y'all.
Let me see my YouTube chat.
Everybody in my YouTube chat say, yeah.
I should have both chats here.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, first person.
First person, let's go, Walton and Fennel.
You guys are safe here, come on, come on.
They all can come in this spot, yeah, come in, come in.
All right, listen, Fennel and Walton.
Make sure this is safe, bro.
I pay y'all top check money.
Can you make sure that happen?
Can you make sure this is safe tonight?
What?
They outside, we outside.
Okay, all right, back.
I got your police station. I got multiple rules in the bookings. If anybody's out of pocket, lock their ass up.
Let's go out of the way, sir. Please.
Okay, y'all later. Yeah, SGPD, y'all good. You have to go stream. Go stream. Go stream.
Phantom and Walton are now live. I'mma highlight.
Hey, y'all, it's Phantom PD! PD!
SGPD!
How's it going, y'all?
SGPD!
Fandom it can now go live and waltz in tune. Fandom and waltz in can now go live
SUPD is now full effect. Let's get the next people in place
SUPD is now in effect game it is going to be crazy bro
Bro, F U P D, chat, you didn't gonna get fired by me.
I trust them, bro.
I trust fandom at the one for the safety.
I trust them, gang.
I do, bro.
I do.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I genuinely do.
I ain't gonna lie.
It's anybody, bro, the chat looks like it's breaking, gang.
The chat looks like it's breaking, bro.
Let's go.
Bad boys are in the goddamn building.
The police is in the goddamn building.
Oh, he messed up my rug.
Let's get these thudas in, man.
Let's get these thudas in.
2026, we here, we've been waiting.
You've been waiting, bro.
We've actually been waiting.
Wow!
Oh, you're on the first day!
Stilky!
Yeah, I saw it on the first day!
Now, Stilky, move back.
Yeah, I got it.
I can trust you to really hold it down, all right?
Let me see the chat say chat.
Can we trust Stilky to hold it down?
I got your security glasses right here.
I bet.
All right, man, I'm on the phone.
I'm on the phone.
Would you switch?
What do I switch?
No, I'm cool.
I'm not switching.
All right, let's get this.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I see some crazy shit outside.
Niggas have weed and shit.
Who are we?
I was just smelling it and shit, I was smelling it and shit.
Hey, keep it telling me, keep it telling me.
But wait, because so.
This is not silky.
That's just dumb ass friend Lacey.
Yeah, let's make sure this is good, y'all.
I heard the club, right, right sir, right?
Yes.
Paternity, all, all campus.
Right.
So I mean, you can do all campus things.
No, I don't know why he said that.
There's no all campus shit.
What do you mean?
You cannot go all campus.
I don't know why he said that.
So you telling me that, if I was going to fry, I can't.
Go straight!
Yo, I'm the first thing a lot of
Go what? I got my eyes on you. Go
Wait, I get a rebel. Yes, you can get a rebel. It's awesome. It's a room suit. Oh, bro. Yes. I can take this freeze. Oh, no
Yo, we're the first thing a lot. Let's go. Why don't let you go. You guys in there. Let's go
Let's go
All right, so why are you bouncing on dick, why are you bouncing on dick, Lacey? Okay, Lacey listen, okay?
I understand it's unfortunate, but I know I'm so sorry, but we at streaming you we love, you know
Handed the table people, bro. We do and I just want to see you go play that's a nice chair
And um, you know, I know you wouldn't hold one of her position. It's okay
You can stitch on stitch or anybody stitch or anybody, okay?
And you might I might give you a new wheelchair with real like turboboosters on it. Okay. Oh god. I ain't gonna lie
here you go this is your schedule for your classes and everything you are not
able to go live yes thank you be yes sir oh my god I got my eyes on you don't
be wild okay oh man I feel bad for Lacey look at them oh my gosh fuck oh god
look at this oh my god all right all right yeah
Come on, he's wild and chat W.A.C. in the chat, W.A.C. in the chat bro, W.A.C. in the chat.
Yo, how you doing, Flocko?
What's good bro, Ski?
Good, good, good, good.
You ready to stream?
Huh?
I got my eyes on you, you ready to stream?
I'm ready bro, I'm ready.
I bet.
You ready?
Flocko?
You are not able to stream.
Have fun, do you promise you'll remain when you get there?
All right bro, Ski.
Be safe bro.
Thank you bro.
Sir W Flacco Chat, Oh Flacco on Twitch
Next yo make that process faster bro make it faster
Make it faster
Make it faster because I know my people feeling I know y'all ready chat
I know y'all I'm just a child on y'all side, but we won't wait it long enough the reason
I wish it forever because of safety precautions and stuff like that all right
I'm like, who are y'all waiting for to stream right now though?
Yugi!
How you doing, man?
Yugi, how you doing?
I'm excited to see your work.
I can trust you as a good student.
I'm ready.
No, I'm ready.
I'm telling you.
I'm going to be the last one to fall asleep.
Personal wake up.
Oh my, you're playing.
You're going to be taking showers, right?
Every time.
The thing about me, bro, is I'm going to take showers, but I'm not on stream.
You know I'm not on stream.
I like that.
Here you go, Yugi.
You are not able to spark.
Let's do it.
Search up Yugi!
Next!
Yugi can now stream.
Daaay!
What the hell is going on?
What the heck? I got a bomb!
I got a bomb!
I'll sign up for everything.
Okay, and drama musical art. Yeah, I found out for this old class because I'm gonna do the engineering
All of that. I will find out where you at on the app
Oh, whatever. Let me see cuz if you didn't put me on anything, let me see. No, I do like your nails, okay?
What they get me?
What I fell it's all right. I click it click. Okay. Fine. Listen. You say you're gonna snitch
Oh everybody. Tell me
Shut up.
They having a slumber party tonight.
Tonight, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Shut up, wait, wait, wait.
And you didn't hear this from fucking me.
Okay.
What are they having?
Oh, the girls are having fun.
They don't have a location yet.
Girls?
The darkened girl, Undauskin president,
the month of the skirt.
She's doing the party.
She's the one who's throwing the slumber party.
Oh, there's a darkened, darkened president,
the one that's running.
She's not coming to the president.
This is why I fuck with you.
Fuck with you.
Okay, so slumber party?
No location yet.
No location.
But all the girls is in the girl group chat
they try to have a slumber party.
You chat?
You don't know the girls yet or no?
I know all the girls.
OK, who in it?
Rez, DreamDoll, Queen, Skye, the girl, the president,
Chas, you got Jordyn, you got girls, every girl in here.
Can you tell me?
If you know, I'm going to do my research right now.
If you keep touching it, I'm going to show you
all the greats, good and shit like that.
Make sure you know what I'm saying?
No, no, no!
We got S.E. every year!
It's a live-out boom, man!
Live-out boom!
Get your shit!
I'm going to find information out right here.
Big Inc can now go live, y'all.
He can now go live, y'all.
He is now able to go live.
Okay?
W's in the chat.
Go on!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Damn!
Oh, my bad, my bad.
Fucking Josh.
How you feeling?
Hey, go swag, crazy, dude!
Thank you, bro.
You see the Kim Kim feeling?
You in swag?
All right, here we go.
Listen, I believe in you.
Go crazy.
You be staying in shit, right?
You got to work.
Oh, I should have brought it, bro.
You want me to get you one?
I got you.
I try to see what you do.
We do like this.
This is a fire spot to skateboard at, all right?
All right, there you go.
You're able to go live, do whatever you want.
Enjoy your time.
I will be picking tests for you.
Don't break any rules, bro.
I won't, I won't.
Look at that, Kim Krugman.
Air.
Shout out airy, man.
You said,
decent ass.
Are you ready?
I'm so ready.
Are you ready?
Keep that fucking forehead covered. Okay. All right. Here you go. Yo, I'm streaming 24-7. I'm not even stopping to use the bathroom
I got a diaper on Dean. I'm ready. You can't see my bathroom. I'm not going in the bathroom
I need a stream game. You gonna shake yourself if I got to I got to okay run it. All right, bro
Have a good time. Okay, you too, brother. What the fuck? Let's go. How the fuck does he have a diaper?
What the water see how many diaper
You know that.
Yes.
Hey listen, talk to me one thing.
I'm watching from there.
Okay.
You wanna say I'm showing off for the Theo Pha?
Yeah.
I'm gonna tell you what you mean.
No, no, no.
It's time to say you only showing up for the Theo Pha.
No, no, no.
Of course you represent it.
You're showing up for the world.
Yes.
For the, for the, for the world.
Okay.
Hey, I like your presentation for president.
Okay.
I like your presentation.
Thank you.
Okay.
Thank you.
presentation for president all right we'll see what we can do let me see
these keys okay we'll get there we'll get this okay here you go you can now
stream go crazy my boy
let's take the next person in oh yeah you gonna be a problem off Rick
You you what's up? What's your problem for wait? Hold on? Where's the camera?
It's everywhere production switch right there. Hey, my name is the mighty VA nice to meet you
What's your problem?
You are just too much
Bro, I try to give you a hug when you when you fucking accept. I was so I guess it got me up and guess what you did
What you fucking switch the screen to see this fucking guy? Okay?
You know what that's on me, bro. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry. I'm gonna tell you one thing
Hold on now. You better watch yourself whatever you say because that's just no not acceptable, bro
It was that a threat that
Is that a threat right you know we do have campus you okay? We have campus safety, bro
You will get your ass locked up. Let's see. They could try me
All right, bro. You can't uh the mighty be a go crazy, bro. Come here
What come here? Why you want to give me a hug because last time I tried to give you
Give me a hug, give me a hug.
Just don't, just don't, all right?
Hey, come on, bro, I'm gonna have to lock you up.
Don't, don't kiss me, don't kiss me.
Take it off, get off, move, move, get out!
Get your ass out!
Watch the way you speak to me, bro.
Get out!
Watch the way you speak to me.
Leave!
You can now go live.
What?
I can't go live?
No, you can go live, go live!
You can get out!
No, hey, bro, you ain't walking like that, man, man, man!
Never mind, see this?
I'm gonna see you. I'm gonna see you. No way. No, no, no, no, no, no.
You keep that same energy. I'm gonna see you.
Babe.
Yo.
Nothing. Nothing. I already laid a game. It's not open.
Marty. I know. I know. I know. I know. Relax. Let me introduce the people though.
Marty Tujati on everything. Marty, I'm watching you. No weed. No bottles.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Hey, yo.
In, in.
Marty, cannot go live.
I'm done tap dancing through the automated.
Fucking nigga.
Okay, now we're gonna get you off the campus.
All right, man, nigga.
Yo, swamp that shit.
Marty Tuhari can now go live, yeah.
Yeah
Casco, do you have Fiji shorts on right now, buddy?
What's up?
Hey, you know, I kind of follow that.
I follow that.
Hey, you see too, listen.
Please just follow all the rules, okay?
I'm not saying we're not.
Just please just do it, okay?
Casco, I just want to tell you this much.
Talk to me.
You know, at the end of the day?
Yeah.
Love the vivette shit?
Yeah.
Love that shit, man?
You haven't seen anything of it yet?
Yes, I have.
notebook okay you do love the journal the journal I'm not that's not more of a
local person so anyways okay I just want to tell you this what you're doing man
which camera is it it's everywhere I'm practicing for my shimmer university
editing like that it's like oh yeah okay look at this camera right here no no
no okay no look at it yeah okay okay that's kind of cringe you gotta you gotta
swag it like you don't know say yeah yeah go ahead go ahead yeah you know your
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, fix the rug.
All right, Haskell, you can now go live.
Okay, live.
I like Haskell, Chad.
All right, go ahead.
If you guys want to leave his whole stream,
watch my stream.
Yes, all right, let's go.
Peace!
Have fun.
I got my eyes on you, Haskell.
Don't disappoint me, bro.
And snitch, you can snitch.
Ain't in my loudest thing, nigga.
I never said you could, I never said you couldn't.
Bro, what is wrong?
I never, yo!
Chris!
What's the word, gang?
How you gonna be spending the gospel?
A Jesus Christ on a kid's peace.
You know we need that.
I ain't gonna lie, every single night,
y'all pull up to my Bible study session.
I love that.
And it's good.
I'ma pull up, I'ma pull up.
You have it every single night.
Every single night, I don't know the schedule for this,
so I'm trying to see where the perfect one is.
I'ma try to pop in.
Bro, that's what I'm here for.
All right, say less.
Let's get it right.
Hey, hey, hey, we all blessed.
Saddle Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ is king!
Yes, I'm saying it.
Have fun.
Jesus Christ is king.
So I'm talking about now, I appreciate you, let's do it.
I swear now, okay?
I'll give you a drink, hold on.
Okay, nigga.
Shout, we blessed, bro.
We're blessing.
We are literally blessed.
Ladies!
Hey!
Now listen, a lot of the time, I love your content,
but you also are a good person to talk to.
I feel like you're pushing the positivity limits, all right?
So go ahead.
It's ladies, right?
Yeah.
Thank you, yo, shout out to my flow,
Pino community, you feel me?
Okay, Pino in a different,
I guess Mr. Bull, you're reppin'.
All right?
Pino's like this, oh my God!
Have fun, bro, have fun, man.
Thank you, thank you, oh my fuck.
So we are here, y'all.
So we are here, gang.
We, like, we are here.
Check, say you was here.
If you was here, say I was here, you.
Hey!
Wait.
I like that.
Take your helmet off real quick
so I can really see your face.
I got you.
Yes, I like the DC.
DC.
See, I know you.
All right, listen, DC, okay?
I love the enthusiastic for football.
Unfortunately, we don't have it this year,
but we're gonna push for it, all right?
I'm watching you.
Have fun.
I love your application, too, by the way.
What, what's crazy?
What?
Duke Diggins picked me up.
He said, let's do a football game.
You know what's crazy?
You on Duke Digg.
Here.
Here you go.
Go stream.
All right?
He pretty tall.
You look good, man.
Have a nice day, gang.
For show, for show, for show.
Shout out, DC.
Shut up, y'all!
Yes, sir!
Can't you think of a name?
Hey, y'all!
I'm not your daddy, okay?
I'm not your daddy.
That's it!
And no party, no party.
Now you, now you and Rekha,
you with the, you cool with the Rekha nigga.
I don't want to hear none of that, bro.
Listen, no, that's just AI.
I'm not having a party, but listen.
No, no, we, no, we, we, we not doing that.
CJ, 2X, CJ.
All right, listen, listen.
I'm not having a party.
Nobody having a party.
Kellie talk to a party in your office,
went really and everybody doing it.
Yeah, yeah, hello. Yeah, we'll make trouble putting your office have niggas unlock the doors of it today tonight
What that's wrong saying listen? I said hold on bitch. Why am I a party everybody party? Okay?
I am a snake. I love that and you don't fuck with a car. No
I don't want to see his ass at all. I'm so happy to make it right here. Yeah, I'm so glad to all right
I bro go crazy before you go though. Yeah
You fast-forwarding to eating it. I mean this is a full right
All right, let me keep let me know keep let me never know who's doing anything. I got I got I bet
Okay, stay at home Raka might be stay at home or y'all need to stay home
Coco
You feel it
Listen, I don't see I don't see one of the Atlantic couldn't get in you cried go ahead and sit in there
Is it a blue, is it a blue tape right there?
Yeah.
All right, I don't see you crying.
So tell you didn't know you were deceptive.
I know.
I see how committed you are.
Aided and you didn't submit your president.
Think I'm alive.
I did, it was not fucking work.
I made, I look, I got the shirt on and everything.
Make my own rules.
Yes.
Okay, all right, listen.
I did, it didn't work.
You are able to now stream, okay?
Have fun, do your thing.
Okay.
And have fun.
Okay, thank you.
Can we get a picture of you?
Yeah, come on, I'll do it.
I
Have fun
If you see anything suspect, let me know no yeah, and since I wasn't able to get my thing like for president
Right, you need an assistant if you need anything. Okay. I got my ears to the street. Okay. All right. Let me know
All right. I say less. All right. I got I got to hear all snitch just make
All right. All right. I'm gonna trust you. Okay. All right. So the next person
Oh my god!
Ni hao ma!
I'm so...
Ni hao ma.
How do you say?
Ni hao ma.
Mandarin?
What does guo xia xiao mean?
Guo xia xiao.
Ray taught me that.
I don't know.
Sorry, I hadn't like that because I was talking to my uncle.
Wait!
What?
I got to get some cold food.
Let me see something.
Did I get to show you how cold?
OK, let me try that.
So hurt.
Yeah!
Hey!
No!
I don't know.
I'm like, hey, I'm excited to see what you've got.
Your brother said too, right?
Yeah, he said too.
I'm excited to see what you've got.
Thank you so much.
You say, hey, you know who did?
God did!
I'm a little bummed out about I didn't get a cameraman though.
OK, say again?
I'm gonna bone down and get a camera in there.
Yeah, you know why don't we look at your research, you know what I'm saying?
We look at that stuff and stuff, but you got it.
You don't worry. You got this. You got this, all right?
Thank you, thank you.
All right, for sure. Thank you, thank you.
I need one of them outfits to you, all right?
Oh, I got you.
All right, bet.
I want two.
All right, bet.
I'm gonna come.
I'm gonna wear you a cape.
Thank you.
I'm gonna come.
OK, split.
Split on that, motherfucker.
See ya.
Yeah.
Next.
Ka-
How we doing?
Remind to check your name.
It's cool. I mean cool butterfly. I was cool. Why butterfly ain't gotta go to ticket, right? Yes. Yes
I feel amazing. Remember the girl with the camera
How do you feel right now that you have a go to ticket?
Birthday
25 years, yo, cut that motherfucker.
And I'm here to bring the good if I age.
Of course.
Oh, yeah, you extrovert.
I'm here to show her back to you,
because I'm going to tell you what they told her.
Tell me everything.
Listen, I got you.
I'll see you on campus.
All right, bye.
Bye.
All right, it's OK.
Do your thing, girl.
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
Happy birthday.
Talk to me.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, wait, wait, wait, Chakra?
Chakra, come on!
Come on!
I know you're Chakra.
All right, let's go.
Thank you, thank you.
Listen, are you ready, Anderson?
I love what you got going on.
Thank you so much.
Listen, go crazy on campus, have fun, and snitch, okay?
I'm representing for the TTSA Twitch.
Okay, so go crazy, here you go.
Thank you.
All right, be safe, all right?
Thank you.
Have fun.
Oh, I am.
Chak, everybody said, oh my god, you got to hold, you got to hold bunch of girls.
It's literally a even split.
Oh, also, I was trying to get Carter F.A. his visa.
I was working with him, and it was able to have him.
Talk to me!
How you doing?
Let's get with him.
Why everybody in your name real quick?
Hi, nice to meet you.
What's your name?
I'm Caternado.
Say it, say it, so they know!
I'm Caternado!
Caternado!
Yes, hi!
Hi!
Caternado.
Here you go.
Yes.
Have fun.
I love that outfit.
Thank you.
I have so much school spirit.
I'm ready to learn.
Okay, here you go.
Thank you so much for this opportunity.
Of course, don't be nervous, all right?
I'm not nervous.
I'm ready.
All right, I'm ready.
I'm ready!
Yes!
All right, have a nice day.
Bye!
Thank you, bye!
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Spongebob, look at that.
Next!
Cute guys, I ain't no lie.
You know what, actually, do you like your strings?
You do?
I love your best tops.
Say what, you like it.
No, no, you're actually really good at what you do.
I ain't no lie.
Shout out to Cube Guns, all right?
Thank you.
You know, originally when I came in here,
I had a list of demands like as president,
but I didn't even make it to the top five.
Did you submit it online?
I tried.
Hey, but it probably didn't go to me.
Okay, well, I demand a recount.
How about that?
We can't do that.
Cube Guns, we can't.
Why?
We can't.
Other presidents demand a recount.
I demand a recount.
Well, goddamn, I'm gonna see what I can do.
Okay, okay.
Now listen, you're able to go live.
Here you go, two guns, half-buck.
Thank you so much.
I'll be around camp in the wilderness
and make sure you snitch on everybody.
And well, we count.
Okay, y'all.
Don't forget.
All right.
All right, let's get to the next person.
Chay, how y'all feeling?
Y'all feeling good?
Chay, how y'all feeling?
Y'all feeling good?
Thank you, thank you, for letting me do it.
The judge was in the building.
Ha!
Ah!
That's what we do, I gotta get for you.
Okay, here you go.
Okay, you gotta get for me.
Yes!
Okay.
Another box with a little busted up.
Yo!
That's a few, there you go!
It's new!
What the?
How do you know Dalmatian?
How do you post it in your district?
Yeah, I wanted to dalmate.
Are you about to start?
Yeah!
Oh my God!
Tim McDawson!
Listen, I appreciate you.
I'm so excited for you to be here.
Go ahead, here's your stuff right here.
Have fun.
amazing and make sure to always snitch and let me know everything yes yes
wait come on come on now
wow I'm gonna fix it I'm gonna fix it hold on I'm gonna fix it okay you gotta
go like this okay twist it all right ready three two one there you go
Listen, I'm built with the tech. I know everything
Enjoyed you in your roommate, okay
Next
No, it's free
I'm so excited. We about to be on that track. You feel me popping my shit?
Rap in non-streaming ass bitch?
Dude, listen. Okay?
Yeah?
I don't expect you to be what? Don't be?
Because I'm not gonna say who!
Because they came in here and said, are you already?
Wait, nigga, it's this nigga today.
Dream?
That wasn't me.
I believe in you.
That wasn't me. I know you.
I haven't seen you since my stream.
How you been?
Congratulations on all the evidence that happened to you right now.
Shout out to babyzream.
You know the vibe.
Jeanne Dahl, tell me your Twitch.
Dream Dahl.
I'll put your girl stream Dahl, stop playing.
I'm not the one, thank you for giving my first,
my first time streaming.
Don't play with me.
Hey, hey, hey, don't forget your stuff, man.
Oh, sorry.
Giving looks, fuck the books, not joking.
Dream Dahl is in the building, y'all.
Yes, y'all know the pause.
Thank you, Pa.
You're able to stream now.
Yes, I am.
Fuck the girl.
Be safe.
Yes.
And Jeanne Dahl is able.
Oh, my goodness, gracious.
I was really loved what you did.
Your application and everything was so fire.
You saw it?
Yes, it was funny.
It was funny.
How was my impression of you?
Was it good?
No, it was really good.
I ain't gonna lie.
When you started making fun of the iron,
all this is and stuff, it was really good.
Yeah, I had to jump over.
Can I do that right now?
What?
Jump over.
You want to jump over my desk?
Yes.
Why?
Because that's what I did for the video.
No, we got to make sure everything is good
so you don't get expelled.
Yes, sir.
All right, go ahead and remind them of your stream name.
I am, I want a cinnamon roll.
I want a cinnamon roll.
She is not able to stream.
Wait, I'm not able to stream?
No, you're now.
Now.
I keep saying now, and people keep thinking it's not,
but you're able to stream.
Have fun, all right?
Pleasure to meet you. Yes, of course. I won't let you down. Be safe. Thank you. You too
Yes, W cinnamon roll man everybody say W cinnamon roll
Are you ready to stream I'm more than ready. Okay, I'll be seeing how active you be let me go ahead and get it
I'll be seeing how consistent you are. You really got a show up now. Oh, I am
Snitch on everybody. Okay, you go. I already got beef or something. You know what beef? Yeah, what?
Who you gonna be for it?
Who?
I'm gonna tell you.
Yeah.
The counselor.
The counselor?
You gonna be for rage?
Hold on, you're rage?
Yeah.
Why?
Just tell him.
Let him know.
Yeah, don't like each other?
No, just...
All right, all right, all right.
Tiana, all right.
I have some amazing time.
Thank you so much for the opportunity to be with everybody.
Of course.
I'm not letting you down.
Of course.
And I'm gonna go big.
All right, we're gonna see.
New York, forever.
Yeah!
Thank you.
All right, I fuck Tiana.
No, chat, chat is crazy, oh my God, Gio, Gio, now listen, we don't have conversations.
I know.
I'll be on your last broadcast streaming, you'll be streaming, but I want you to take
it to another level.
I've been.
All right, all right, let them know we're going to switch it, Gio.
Get you in Gio.
T is a dot or no no at T g I oh oh that's it have an amazing time thank you have fun
Thank you go crazy. I'll do it and snitch on there everybody
All right
What
Okay
I said, hi, man, Geo!
Hi, guys!
Hi, Geo.
Wow, Chad.
I ain't gonna lie, this is a W lineup.
Everybody say W lineup.
I ain't gonna lie, I'm excited to see
how they match up with the alumni.
Talk to me.
Don't come in here nervous now.
Don't come in here nervous.
Remind, remind everybody your name.
I'm Paybay.
Say it again.
I'm Paybay.
Paybay's in the building.
What's up, Chad?
All right, Paybay, have fun.
You are not able to stream.
You ready?
I'm so ready.
You're going.
I'm so ready.
I love you.
I love you too.
Thank you so much.
WPAY-BAY.
Come here, come here, come here.
What the fuck?
What's happening?
Something's happening.
What happened?
Where's the person you got?
He's at a party at 11 o'clock.
OK, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Bitch, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
OK, party at the curfew, OK?
W snitch!
You're coming for that!
My name is Sticky Nello, and I'm a pretty hot bellow.
And we suck at these things!
Ha ha ha! Couching!
I'll be the cringe of the craziest!
At my girl! And I'll recover and I'll also be client!
No! No! No!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What the f***? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't call me master.
Stop hi-kai!
I see your video yes on stocking Jason
What's that sound okay if
He reports to s. UPD. He could put a restraining order on your ass. Just be cool. Be calm, okay?
If you love them cool the old thing wait, that's you play that music. It's just my ambience. Oh, I'm sorry
That's W. Ambiance right there. Let me go ahead. Let me go ahead
All right, tell me your chat, tell me your Suki Mellow.
Yes, Suki Mellow.
Suki Mellow.
Here you go.
Thank you, bye.
Thank you.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Yeah, this lineup is kind of cr- your chat, this lineup is stacked, everybody's fam stacked.
This is a-
Queen!
Hey, would you watch it right now?
Huh?
Would you let me watch it?
Uh, I don't know.
I'm so happy to see you.
Thank you for having me, I'm really excited.
I'm so excited.
I can't wait.
I'm happy to see you in I want you to take off okay through the stream of stuff everybody love it
And I don't lie shout out to the family Queen
Anybody no, I'm gonna be a number one snitch. I can't wait. What somebody did stitch on you
Oh about what about a little student party going on. Oh, I don't know I didn't I didn't I didn't
Oh, let me see that motherfucker ring.
Yes.
That motherfucker ring night now, all right, all right.
Here you go, you're able to swing, Queen.
Queen, Naja.
Do I just leave?
Yeah.
Oh, okay, bye.
And go swing.
Okay.
Look at all the infos in there.
Okay, thank you.
All right, have fun.
Queen is in the building.
I repeat, Queen is in the building.
Hello.
Sky Jackson.
Are you ready?
I'm super ready.
Now listen.
Yes.
I'm going to see your AI.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay, talk to me.
I just said, you thought I did that for free.
I just got a paycheck at the time.
Okay, listen, listen.
So I don't do AI.
Listen, we know AI.
So when you leave here, I should see you real artistic a lot of stuff, okay?
I am.
Now listen, I know how bad you want to be a streamer and stuff like that.
You want to take a listen because that's the last time I spoke to you.
What happened last time, Scott?
I already told you what happened.
I just had a lot going on.
Okay, now you're good.
I had a baby my son is good. How are you doing? He's good. Okay, honey. Okay. Shout out grandma. Shout out, honey.
All right, here you go. You're able to stream, have fun, keep the phone, do whatever you want, and you'll find out who your roommate is when you get there.
All right, I'm nervous about that. I know. That's the mystique. That's good though. Everybody's scared up is good, all right? Go crazy.
All right, bye. Bye, guys.
It's you party every day, hey, just say, hey, just say,
but they keep on pulling me every.
Ha ha ha.
Give me the schedule.
Reem!
No!
You don't want to do it, I'm talking, you just want the schedule.
Hey, Reem, it's that time.
All right, you say you gonna snitch on Marty when you do anything like that.
You find out who your roommate is or you get there.
Okay?
You go.
Snitch.
Let me know everything I read my doctor's law. I bet go crazy read read not y'all
Rick I stopped working move game
REEM locks. Okay. W. Reem in the building
W. Reem in the building. Oh
My god, we're in so fine W. Reem. There's no way he's getting all this love right now
W. Reem. What y'all? Oh, yo, they going crazy over me. Suki got arrested already
If y'all want to see what's going on over there, it's on phantom stream
Jason the motherfucking weenie wasn't it? Are you ready? And listen listen you didn't get professor
But you got student and that was AI all right. Guess what guess what this ain't the last year. I've asked you are you ready?
I'm ready. All right. All right. You know who that
That's the wrong that's not no, it's not me. Why we can't take it? Okay? I'm not saying it to you. I'm excited. That's me
All right. God did. Oh, yeah. How do you feel? I'm excited
You know who did God did
Hey, you know, bro, thank you. Hey, go crazy. I'm going snitch snitch. Let me know
Jason the we
He is not ready to swing
city
You know, I used to drive a u-car. I pulled up whenever you call
No, don't let up. Yeah
Why the fuck do you have this outfit on again? Listen, dog dog dog dog dog?
Why do you have this outfit? I told you already, bro? Don't be afraid to be yourself
Don't be afraid of what people are saying. You've wore this outfit 50 times. It's literally I'm doing this for the pain
Your brother last year was MVP who he had to use a troublemaker to know but he just you sir
We don't fuck with him anymore. Oh, yeah, we don't fuck with that. Yeah
Quite like dog you are able to now string now listen you ain't gonna be doing no fight
Hopefully no
I left that over there over there over there. This is
It's done. Yeah. Okay. All right. Can I grab a red one? Of course you can go ahead, bro
Have fun you find out your roommate when you get in there, right?
You ain't do me bow. Did you who you ain't do me bow. Did you put the roommate go ahead, bro
You'll find out. Oh, you got a ninja to do. Why you got who I backpack on
For my kid. Yeah, I represent him. Yeah, I mean, all right
Not quite like Dub is ready to stream.
How you doing, Mr. Dean?
Sonat, how you doing?
Turn around.
Tunnel, do you want me to do a 360 for you?
Let me see your backpack.
You want me to-
Let me see your backpack, Canal.
Oh, my fucking god.
I'm just prepared for school, man.
So there's no weed in there?
Knowledge.
That's all that's in there.
I promise you, there's all this in there, no weed.
All right, let's get this stuff.
Cannell Joseph, Cannell Joseph, you're now able to stream.
Also, I be seeing your grind, I be seeing your thing.
I love it, okay?
Here you go.
And I seen the THC pin that you had told me about.
It's not here.
Nah, nah, nah.
Okay, I love that.
All right, no weed in that backpack.
No we won't.
I bet, you find out your roommate when you walk in there.
Yes sir.
Okay.
Have fun, Cannell.
She's like, it's so weak, what the fuck?
Why does he have so much zah in that backpack?
Tell ya, why does he have so much zah in that backpack, man?
Like, why?
Hello, hello, hello.
Oh my God!
I love your energy, thank you so much.
I love everything.
Wait, wait, wait, please don't get scared.
I just need to make sure this is real.
Sorry, I'm not crazy, I promise you.
Why don't you pack yourself?
Cause my dreams are too real sometimes,
so I just gotta make sure.
Okay, Benji, right?
Yeah.
Okay, how you feeling?
I'm feeling great, I'm just nervous right now.
Okay, alright, let's go, Benji.
You are now able to shrewd.
Thank you so much, thank you.
Here you go, you follow your roommate when you get there.
Okay, perfect.
Alright, so I can start my stream right now?
Huh?
I can start my stream.
Literally right now.
Okay, thank you.
Have fun.
Thank you.
I promise you I'm not crazy.
No, you're good.
I don't care, Benji.
Do your thing.
Okay.
Wrong way.
Yes.
Benji.
What's the name of this is shot? Hey, how you doing? She's a teacher's assistant amazing. How are you doing?
I'm good. I'm so excited to have you when I see you. It's a long time. I'm sorry. Yeah, here we go.
You get your you get your stuff soon. Okay. Wait, where's that? It's in the office. Okay.
So you're able to go live now.
I go live.
You're good.
Where my phone at?
It's bigger to you.
Yeah, you'll get it.
You'll get it.
Wait, so I gotta leave again?
Yeah, that's it.
Tell your Twitch.
Oh, oh my God.
Yes, Liz will be Twitching.
Everybody who's about to go live will be Twitching.
And you actually stream though.
No, I actually really do.
Exactly.
And she just started her Twitch account.
So tell us, tell us at the bottom.
Go ahead and say it.
Tamery.
Okay, Tamery, shout out to you.
Wait, what is the last part?
One, three, two, eight.
Period.
I mean, it's not a few classes.
Let me know.
And the students who's making all be tapping in with you
every day.
Oh, trust me.
I'm a snitch.
I don't get one of them packets.
No, you do.
You do.
Professors are different.
Professors get the active circle.
Okay.
If you want to get OVO shit, that's all I want to know.
No, you're good.
You're good.
Oh, you get OVO shit?
Do you want to get OVO shit?
Once you get OVO shit.
Get it!
Yes, you get it.
Bye!
W!
W, Sean Spade!
Wait, hold on.
Are professors different?
No, they just had the agreement from the tech room.
It's all there, it's all there.
So is this students or just?
All students, rare.
So no professors?
No.
Okay.
Professors in, wait, I ain't a lot.
Somebody informed little about that.
Her friend can't stream though.
I don't know why she, she cannot stream.
Ah!
Mr. Sinead!
First of all, first of all,
why do you have a VVET streaming university?
You know I had to put that shit on, bro.
You think I'm ever to drop this shit?
VVET?
Make my own you have a revet shimmy university collabs hoodie. You gotta understand. This is unreleased. Nobody's gonna have a nigga
We didn't make that what you mean? You said this to my house. No the fuck I did it
So this not the river bit. No you walking fake, but that's all I don't
Now listen, okay, what?
Your friend Mike who they fucking trouble you got me in some shit
You got my house blown up why I'm here. Hold on. Why am I hearing that you're throwing a party tonight, too?
Man, I don't know what the fuck they talking about. No, I'm not good
I'm into it with a lot of motherfuckers here because of you why because I've been getting into it with motherfuckers
I've been taking up for you, bro
How's that my fault?
Bruh, Doug want to fight me when I see that motherfucker. I might smack him in his head real shit
It's some problems in this campus, bro. It's cuz of you, but you like that you can't get a spell for that
I don't give a fuck motherfucker try me. I'm telling you it up. All right. Have a good day
You can now go live go live now. Are you like this shit? Don't I got a heart, but it's still fake
Hey, you're the last I can lay out though, you know, we can put some shit together
Think about it. Yeah
Next
Yo, Kyle, what's up?
Rispy!
How you doing?
How you feeling?
Is your mom in?
My mom's not here.
It's okay, my mom's not here.
Mom's in that home?
Shout out to my mom, where's the camera?
And listen, you've been trying to do stuff
for a very long time.
You see, I said it too, though.
You did, you did, I got you.
Now you're good.
You gonna be cool?
All right, Rispy, you can now go live
and do whatever you want.
I can't?
Yes, make it fun.
Thank you, Kyle.
Thank you, my God.
Fun!
W Rispy.
Bye, bye.
W. Rispy, y'all. Make sure we inform that little friend can't stream. I don't know what that was about.
Pudi, you're just all over the place. I ain't know how you look good, my boy!
What?
I fuck with the drip!
Tell me, it's different, like...
Alright, you are, okay, a professor.
Yeah.
Your stuff, is that, where is your stuff?
Tech, Tech Support.
It's Tech Support. All professor stuff, y'all, all stuff is all y'all stuff is there, but you are able to go live.
You can do it right now.
Have fun, PooTie.
So, wait, where you gonna be shooting at?
Huh?
Where you gonna be shooting at?
Oh, PooTie.
And Twitch, PooTie, P-O-U-D-I-I.
Okay.
And my second channel on YouTube, Lil L-I-L-P-O-U-D-I-I.
Okay.
Hi, brother.
Shout out to PooTie.
What's your A?
I have a fuck with the Fist.
Stay far from, I love you!
Hey, peace out you.
Make sure you teach these kids something fun.
No, I am.
Listen, I'm going for MVP.
Just watch.
I ain't saying I'm gonna watch.
Let's see what happens, all right?
Get your ass out, Pudi.
Bro, Silkie arrested, I bet.
We gonna make sure and take a note of that.
Somebody's already in custody, amazing.
Amazing.
Ah!
How you feeling, though?
To take your smoke certified.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
I bet, let's get ready.
Let's get him good.
I got hang of this.
You can, you can shoot him.
Right, huh right here. My you everywhere. You're everywhere. Anything is possible. I feel zero strings
Go to ticket winner. Go to ticket winner. You got my boy. Let's go accurate. I know you're watching
I don't have to act. I can act here. I know
Thank you
Let's go. Oh
My gosh, yeah, you gotta see what he got going on
How you feeling today, y'all, are y'all excited?
Marcus, you are, what's going on?
How you doing my boy?
Big club.
It's gonna be a good debate.
When I tell you I spent so long trying to figure out how to, because in my, bro, if
I just did break into the base, that you'll be born.
I'm keeping the base.
So I figured out I can cock it.
The best, excuse me?
How to make it entertaining.
Yes.
Okay, bet.
two partner two so I bet you try that guarantee I mark this king yes big club
director you can now stream your other stuff your other um is this room this
stuff too okay okay it's all too far but you can now stream now let me keep
these game you can keep it you can keep it on me so you good you okay
please you know me I bet well no all your stuff is already ready
I bet a professional club director has a whole different lot.
Then again, hard eyes.
What the fuck?
Y'all glazing?
Y'all are glazing.
Hard eyes, but not me.
Glaze me.
I could put you into my high club or sun.
Let's take a trip.
All right, find Jeremiah now, listen.
Come on out, take your shit ass down.
This ain't love violence.
I can put it on for chat.
Do whatever you want, all right.
Okay, all right, I'm glad to have you.
You gonna go crazy.
I'm excited to have you here.
Here you go, find Jeremiah.
You are not able to stream, have fun, do whatever you want.
I appreciate that, bro.
You find your roommate when you get to your room.
You got me, can you join me real quick?
A good one, I got a good one.
You gon' see.
You gon' see, good one.
All right, bro.
Love, love, chat.
It's been a hard on for Jeremiah, wow.
Yeah, they're crazy.
Get out!
Chai, I know as soon as I end, y'all gonna be showin' love.
Deep blood, new!
This weight doesn't go to that shit, guys.
Are you following me?
Hey, listen, you know the school,
one little official now.
You feel what I'm saying?
And we invited you back as a professor.
I appreciate it.
I did like it work, bro.
And I might actually raise your pay grade.
And Liz, I would never, I would go ask it,
but I'm glad you know who like presented it first.
Yes, and you know we're explaining it to sports.
So just make sure everybody's fit,
make sure everybody do their PE.
And just like last year, you'll come in,
let me know who's doing bad, I'm gonna get it fixed.
Okay, but first and foremost,
it's not really about,
it's really about you enforcing attendance.
I know you said it on stage, but they can actually do it.
Okay, so push attendance.
Like, not only push attendance,
Push, what's the word, come on now.
Cause this is the situation.
No.
Show up, show up.
No.
Participation.
Huh?
Participation?
Yes.
Okay, yes.
And participation.
What gets you a good grade would do that.
Yes.
Okay, back.
You ain't gonna be partying like that, right?
I ain't gonna catch you in the hallway.
You know I don't need to be partying.
All right, back.
Hey, look, we like you here at SU.
And we'll talk about, you know, after this year,
we might raise your pay a little bit.
We'll keep it to this.
All right, there's no passes today.
Today's moving in, process tomorrow, though.
Clash.
So I'm off.
Yeah, you are for the day.
I'm off for the day.
We all the students, say what's up, get to know them.
But it's not mandatory.
It's not mandatory.
It's coming in the opposite way.
I don't have to talk to them in the phone.
No, no, no.
Okay, good.
All right, well, I'll see you tomorrow.
I'll see you tomorrow.
No, I'll see you today, all right?
I'll see you around.
Maybe.
Are you gonna go get coffee sometime or something?
Huh?
Like coffee?
I'm gonna, I like sweet tea.
I don't drink coffee.
Oh Zach's got that sweet tea now. No, they do they do I get large sweet tea with extra ice. Okay. Yeah
Yeah, I begin now. They got all that they got everything chicken tenders everything. Oh
Oh, bitch that's not I mean I get a bitch that's not dip the tongue torch. Okay, then we're gonna try it out
I let me know anything. Hey, what's on the shit?
You know they got black ops to it just drops. So we gotta play that
moments this semester there's a reason oh yeah we don't like good all the time
from you like what do you mean I mean you know like you know they didn't ask
for that for me and you to have this room that's me you yes so like you
happen take all this shit off I'm talking about I don't know you do
You check.
Duke is not able to go live.
I know he's doing YouTube too.
Duke can go live.
He can do YouTube and everything, y'all.
Check.
If you guys have a king crown left to your name,
you are able to sub up for free.
Brayden, what are you playing?
Oh, no, not that.
I just got a notification I said.
Are you ready to stream?
Oh
You guys got rebels
Yo, yo, yo, it's hot fuck me
I'm gonna the whole reason why I'm here right now
It's cuz you don't say I'm people like oh you looks matter. Oh, you try to raise this and that mm-hmm, but this is my intention
Hmm, I'm gonna go to all the parties. Hmm. I'm rich all the bitches. I'm gonna smoke all the weed
I'm gonna drink all the drinks and I'm gonna snitch on everybody cuz I gotta make sure the weed is real
I'm gonna make sure that alcohol is real. I'm gonna make sure all the girls in here who are easy and going
I'm gonna bring it all the data and I'm gonna come back to I'm gonna hit the weed. I'm gonna hit that weed
I'm like, oh, it's real. It's real. I'm stitching. I'm stitching
You know who's my my man?
It's one of my little, Nick Maricina.
And he's gonna throw three off campus parties,
mad bottles, mad bottles.
No, he cannot throw off campus.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll stitch it bro, I'll stitch it bro.
I'm gonna be your snitcher because you know what?
Wait, birthday plans.
Hey, you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna do?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna extro your ass.
No, no, no, no.
I'm gonna extro your ass.
No, I'm gonna be snitching for you.
I'm gonna extro your ass.
Why?
Could you, you smoking?
You drinking?
No, no, no.
Shut the fuck up, come on.
Listen, I'm a secret agent.
You can now go live, Brady.
I'm a secret agent.
Here you go.
I'm a secret agent.
What is this right here?
Like a chocolate bar?
A schedule for classes, everything.
All right, Brady, turn.
Have a good day, bro.
This is everything.
Love you, bro.
We're gonna be running down.
I'm gonna switch on everybody.
I bet.
I'm gonna go with you, Brady.
There's a lot of stitches this year.
I hope you have any snitch.
I'll be the biggest snitch.
Love, bruh.
Next!
Come on in. Come on in. Kaya Sanat. Oh, this is a nice outfit. Thank you. Thank you. I
know a lot. Kaya, you got your stuff ready. Yes. All right. Kaya. Yes. What do you do?
What do you do with your cousin at? You two? Yes. All right. Okay. I bet. All right. I bet.
Kaya Sanat on everywhere. Make your ass support. What do you do? This is my twin sister, by the way.
It's my blood twin sister. What are you going to be doing? So I'm going to be having a cooking class.
And it's gonna be the students and I am gonna be hands-on with the cooking all right
I'm coming out there to eat. Okay. All right. All right. Be safe. Thank you. Be safe
Kaya's and that it's in the building chat. She is in the building
Let's go
Oh my god, I'm actually excited
I'm like looking at all the students right now and chat. I'm not gonna lie like I'm actually very very excited
And you, hey, I always see your support, you show?
You made it, my boy, are you ready?
I got something for you.
What you got?
My man heard I was getting in here.
Yeah.
He said something for you, go ahead.
What is this?
Open that up.
Who's from?
Who's this from?
Read the signature on the bottom.
Raw Wave!
That's not bad, right?
Raw Wave signed this?
That's for you, you took mine out.
This one's for me, that one's for you.
Hey, you know I was gonna pay that intro to you.
You already know. You should have.
I saw that.
We're gonna do it on the way out.
I see everything. Here you go.
Nah, I appreciate you.
Hey, Edu, I'm so excited.
Yo, shout out to Rob Wave.
Yeah, right?
Amazing, eh?
Mm-hmm.
Is that Albuquerque?
It might be.
He's gonna drop.
He didn't tell me.
Okay.
Hold on, hold on.
Shout out to Rob Wave.
We need him to ask you.
Yeah.
All right?
Here you go.
Have fun.
You can stream, you can do whatever you want.
Appreciate you.
All right, broski.
Be safe.
Yeah, you too.
Shout out to Raw Wave, Raw Wave, watch it.
Shout out to Raw Wave, bro.
Not genuinely, Cindy.
Hello, Dean.
I'm so happy you are back, Cindy.
I'm so happy you are back.
Right, not even half as happy as I am.
I am ecstatic to be here.
Thank you so, yeah, you make it feel like Hogwarts,
you know what I'm saying?
You make it, you make it for Cindy.
I love you so much.
Thank you so much.
You're able to do whatever you want.
Yes, you have your, they'll give you your room number,
everything else.
Fantastic.
Thank you so much. Thank you for having me back. I'm so happy, so thrilled. Let's go Cindy. Let's go Cindy. Let's go Cindy.
W Cindy, y'all. Fantastic.
W Cindy, bro.
W Cindy.
D-Snap!
Nice to meet you, sir. Nice to meet you, sir.
How you doing?
Good, how are you? What time is it?
What time? Is that a Richard Mlea?
It's the Choco Clock.
Shackle clock.
I'll give you a Shackle clock.
I have a Shackle clock for anything, sir.
Oh my god.
Thank you so much.
Appreciate it.
I'm gonna keep this.
Thanks for this opportunity.
Thank you for the gifts, bro.
Yes, sir.
I appreciate you.
Are you ready to go crazy?
Very excited.
I'm ready to get some luck in.
Ready to meet new people, collaborations.
I'm ready to shock the world.
All right, come on.
I heard your story, man.
Yes, sir.
I heard your story.
Go crazy.
Yes, sir.
Thank you.
You go.
Be safe.
You're not able to stream.
Do whatever you want.
Yes.
You want a snack?
Let's see what the fuck you got in that motherfucker. Hold on.
Dummies like a chip.
Let's see what you got in there.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
What's your favorite?
God bless you.
Shackle clock.
I like that. Go crazy.
See you, Shack. Bobo.
Shackle clock.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Good month, you know?
Professor of the Year!
Mr. Cena!
I told Duke.
What do you say?
I told Duke. I said, yo, Duke. I might raise your play grade.
Okay.
Guess what?
What do you say?
I was lying.
Okay.
I like you.
Okay, okay.
I like, you know why?
Tell me.
When people watch your class with this in person or online, you have the best info, bro.
Honestly, I really loved it.
And you are not able to stream, do whatever you want.
They raise?
Oh, um coming soon, you know, maybe after this semester
How would you get me right now? It's like, you know, it's low. Okay. All right. We don't do something
But hey, I'm gonna give you a pencil here. Okay. Yeah, take that. It's not sharpening. Okay. Take that. No, it's good
And I'm an append here. Okay. Have fun. All right. Thank you. No class is today. Remember no class today
Move in. Oh by the way
Duke is doing a pool party.
Oh my, right now?
Okay, Duke's doing a pool party right now?
Oh my gosh.
He's a professor.
Pool party today?
Hey, Feeeee!
Boy, how you doing?
Are you ready?
I'm ready, bro.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
I'm about to be back.
Hey, you look good, bro.
Oh, thank you, bro.
I appreciate it, dude.
Like, I'm trying to be in my, like, fitness.
Hey, you know, you know, 7 a.m.,
the gym is open to work out.
Oh, now I'm gonna be there, bro.
I'm gonna be the best classmate, best student.
And speaking of best classmate, bro.
Like a good classmate, Edward is there.
What are you doing?
Yeah.
Oh, it's OK.
OK.
I'm excited, bro.
I'm going to get you started, bro.
You try to be a good name for the video.
Like a good name for a good classmate, bro.
I'm excited.
All the blessings, everything's in here.
Everything's taken care of here.
Here you go.
Hey.
You know who did?
Oh
Oh my god, I am ready for this year game. I
Am ready. I am so ready
For this year my goddess counselor. Come on. Come on. What do you do? Hey, you know what it is
I think they handed you your stuff already scheduled stuff. They have not
Where's that? After this right after this cuz you're a professor. Okay. Yes, sir. So
You want a god niggas niggas need some diamonds? I'm in a game for like ten years
I mean it's the story I already know you know the game. Yeah, you know what it is. Hey
God these niggas bro listen up. You can't get mad. You got all these smells good as fuck
But listen no color
I miss you though.
I miss my dog.
I miss him.
I like him.
Come on bro.
Look, listen.
Come on.
Why?
Even if they come to me about the Huzz,
I gotta give him help.
Bro, that's fine.
Huzz is very thank you.
Huzz, that's very good.
I'm gonna guess the rules.
God, this is God's.
Bro, listen though, okay?
Fuck me.
You have two classes though.
What?
In the schedule.
Wait, what?
Yeah, you have two full classes in the schedule, okay?
But every time you at your own office, you're moving,
go ahead and talk to him.
Wait, I got my own office.
Yes.
I believe you have your own room
So you gonna be good right? I don't have shadows out with those stinky idea right? I don't know it's college
I learn color. It's hot. They're in college power. It's okay though. We're in college
You're right. You know, we don't be professors back. You know, it's not the last year of SU. You're right. So I'm gonna see
Let me see what you got John. Okay. All right
He can now go live, I repeat, rage, your rage gaming is now able to go live.
He is not able to go live.
Oh my.
Guys, look at that!
Oh my God.
Mark out my mic.
Oh my God.
Don't ask the fucking question.
You and your sister is amazing, bro.
I have a present for you.
What you got for me?
Hold on.
My mic kind of fell off, but it's okay.
It's okay, you can hold it.
I'm gonna put it on here.
We'll see you here.
Okay, wait.
I'm on my back, my back, my back.
God damn, wait, this ain't.
Give me a sec.
All right, okay.
My God.
This.
We got multiple people that can do basketball,
try to ask you.
What you got?
This is straight from China.
From China.
Oh my God, let me see it.
Oh my God.
Oh my gosh.
I'm not to expel you.
You brought a weapon on campus.
It's fake.
Oh.
Look.
Oh.
Okay, okay, okay.
Hey, no, I really appreciate this, bro.
Genuinely, bro.
And I gotta go to China, I wanna go to China, bro.
I'll take you.
I really want to go on a good tour.
Yes.
I do live here by go China every year. Oh my god, bro. Hey, I love you and your sister. Oh my sister was it for yeah
She's really good. And it's a you're not able to go live. Go crazy. I will see you all on campus the entire week
Okay, crazy. Can you worry?
Keep the phone. I will pitch. Okay. I know you and Ray made a short film. Okay, so
Me and you rush our for me and you rush our for so fuck Ray
Ray.
Ray can too.
I can, you know,
so who's going to be Jack and Chan?
I could be Jackie Chan.
No bro, Ray got to be Jack and Chan.
Or how about I train Ray?
No, it's not rush hour, it's club.
We should do global pursuit too.
I made a film, we have our own story line.
I'm so down.
I don't see the back foot.
Back foot, yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh, listen.
Did my sister tell you that Jackie Chan's my cousin
or cousin my uncle?
That can change your uncle, yes.
And then, do you watch Karate Kid,
the one with Janice Smith?
Yes.
Also the Asian kid beating up Janice Smith.
No, he wasn't.
That was me.
You was not beating up him.
No, you wasn't.
No, you wasn't, bro.
Search it up.
That's not you.
Search it up.
The one that you had the final battle with?
Yes.
That is not you.
I know how he looks, bro.
I watched that a thousand times in a row.
Search it up.
I was, that one I was looking for.
Search it up.
No, I, that's Kat, the chat saying Kat, bro.
Search it up.
All right, all right.
Listen, ghostly.
Okay, okay.
Okay, I'm so happy that you're here, bro. Thank you. Go crazy. All right. I'll catch you guy. All right, bro
Oh my god, Chad W's in the chat, bro
I'm so happy to see you Kai
You know I hate that meat mountain, right? Yes, well the meat mountain
Don't act, no, because if you don't remember and you made me eat it, I'm going to be pissed.
The larvas?
Yes, because you made me eat it for extra points.
You didn't even see it?
Oh, I was lying about that and I didn't even see it.
Okay.
Yo, how do I resign, Brooke?
Because, Ben, I'm over it.
No, no, it's okay.
Listen, I believe in you.
All right?
Okay.
Keep these students, bro.
I will.
Teach them.
I actually have like a real lesson to teach.
Okay.
And I've got a detention book.
That's how you're going to be snitched.
You're going to be snitched.
Oh, I'm going to snitch.
Come on.
I would never drink. I would never smoke. Oh my gosh, and I'm such a
I'm not gonna lie
See be out there cutting up to okay CB. Yeah. Yeah, go ahead and run him up
Go live you're able to go live go crazy go crazy
W. Send it in the chat y'all
W. Send it in the chat, bro
I'm watching your stream another day you said I look like a blob fish I did yeah
no no no no don't get the amnesia you sound like a blob fish you know what you
like me you know what you look like what an educated kangaroo nigga fuck you
nigga fuck you hey you want me the first thing I put my hands on cutting out
I don't give a fuck.
Get off me, get off me.
Get off me.
Listen, suburb, actually fuckin' hate you.
I despise you.
But guess what?
You made it.
Now, listen, all the way down the side,
you put the work,
you desert, I mean a lot of people,
you definitely deserved it this year.
I am not deserving of it, nigga.
You killed me shit, I already know.
I don't put it into work, nigga.
My bad, my bad, okay.
My bad, okay, my bad.
Okay, my bad.
Get my skin.
Okay, okay.
Oh yeah, go ahead.
Go live.
You're able to go live.
Bro, give me this shit.
Okay, damn, all right.
Niggas gon' get up with you guys.
Niggas gon' get, that's a threat.
I'll catch you without cutting.
Shit gon' get real muddy.
Niggas gon' get up with you guys.
You talkin' to see?
I ain't got nothing else to say.
I'ma see you on campus, dang.
Fuck you.
We out.
Valkyrie!
Hi!
Oh my God!
I can't believe I'm here.
Are you alright?
Is it hurt?
Yes.
It's okay, it's a little bit.
Great, great.
I ain't lying.
Hello.
Hi.
Yes.
I know.
Also for, I have to stand next to you if I flash you.
Stand right here?
Oh, right here.
Yes.
Hi.
Yes.
I know you the last minute, drive pick.
Okay, yeah.
Can we talk about that?
Okay, yeah.
First of all, I don't even know why you didn't go out
your way to, like, I don't know why you were scared
that you wasn't gonna be able to come.
I'm shy.
Okay, it's the IRL streaming.
It's like, I have control issues.
That's why I prefer to drive the car
I feel like when you're around a lot of people
that are IRL streaming, you're not driving the car.
You're like in a bomb and you're about to.
Oh, OK.
But no, it's different because I changed my perspective.
I got FOMO.
And I was like, I should have applied.
And then you called me?
And I called you.
You called me and was like, yes.
Yes?
I'll be there.
I'm so happy that you are here.
You don't even understand.
You are a professor.
Yes, I'm a professor.
So, guy, yo, teach.
Teach.
You've been in this for a minute.
11 years.
Oh my god.
Yeah, 11 years.
Oh my god.
Amazing.
I'm so excited for you, Valkyrie, tell me your name, where you're streaming at.
Okay, hello, I am Valkyrie, I've been streaming on Twitch and YouTube for 11 years.
Yeah, I'm teaching brand elevation beyond streaming because I feel like I've done a lot of things past streaming
and I feel like I can teach students how to maintain a successful career beyond the streams.
Yeah, you play one more thing. You're going to snitch on everybody to do the same bag.
I will!
Let's go!
I'm excited, go ahead, you can go stream now.
Now
I'm so excited bro
Talk to me come on in come on in I love your application. I love you. I love your personality. I love everything you gonna go crazy, right?
Yes, I'm gonna go crazy. I bet come on. We're telling you they find you we can they find you. Yes, I was Corey
I was touring everywhere just just yeah, I'm I was touring I was touring. Yes. So excited for you. Yes, so for the ladies
I am I'm here to learn. I'm here to make the shit shake. I bet. Yes. I'm from Ohio
But I live in Ohio and the God now. Oh
H
They said I go back at home. Okay. They did I heard it
Hey, laser later. I said laser laser beams. Bye
Cannell got weed. All right chat. That's it already can now got fucking weed
Oh my gosh, all ready?
I'm excited for you to be here.
I'm excited to be here.
I'm excited that you're excited that you're here.
This is maybe one of the best weeks of my life.
Really?
Yeah, I got to engage like two weeks ago.
Congratulations.
But now it's true for you.
It's like, it might be.
Oh my God.
You got your W, W, congratulations on everything.
Okay.
Little bit, you are a professor.
Yeah.
So did they tell you outside that you have this stuff outside?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you can now stream, but provide your scheduled professors
and stuff like this are different.
So y'all will get your stuff right now.
And yeah, you have your own room, I think,
and you can be good.
I've been working on it.
All right, you can stream right now, boy.
All right, what were you teaching again?
How to get lucky.
How to get, ooh.
Fire, all right.
I see you on campus.
Go crazy.
Is that mine?
No, no, no, it's not yours, it's not yours.
Be safe.
Pre-stretching.
Oh my god, low-biggest in the building, chat.
Lord Wigg is in the building, y'all.
Lord Wigg is in the building.
Yep, chat, please DM me, everything.
Let's bitch on everybody.
How you feeling?
Don't be shy now.
What?
I'm nervous.
No, don't be nervous, come on, come on, come on in.
Tell the people who you are, what's your name?
My name is Vanessa Cal, and I stink a little.
I mean, here's something.
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22.
Everything won't be all right if I can't pay my fucking dues.
Yeah.
Hey, you might be good for your anthem.
You gonna be in that studio?
Yeah, I'd love to.
OK, I don't know about you, but I really love SQ.
Everything will be all right if I can't pay my fucking dues.
Yeah.
What do you want to say?
I just wanted to know, like, why did you choose me?
I chose you in a while because you're different.
You're energy.
You're not shy to be yourself.
You're style.
You're personality.
You're fucking rock.
Thank you.
All right, be safe.
I got my eyes on you.
Got you.
Got my eyes on you too.
All right.
Later.
Later, skater.
This line up is stacked, bro.
Small creators to be good at something.
Go.
Attack.
My god.
Attack.
What is this, already?
All right, listen, you're a professor.
I expect you here, you ain't gonna be nothing crazy, right?
No, no, no, no, no, I'm here to teach.
I'm here to profess at 10 a.m.
All right, all right, say less.
There's no classes today, so you can move in,
you can go and stuff like that.
I believe you have your own rule,
because you're a professor.
Okay.
Hey, go crazy.
You guys got PS5s on campus?
Tryin' to be a two going, maybe?
No, that is not on campus.
I'm sorry, that ain't coming without a package.
Okay, I could get it.
If you can, yeah, you can play.
All right, say let's.
All right, all right, all right, that.
I'm gonna catch you.
He said, go scream right now.
Go spark that scream.
Say let it.
Oh my God, set W.
This is gonna be so fun, bro, to see everybody clash.
Talk to me, come on in.
You are Canadian, right?
I am Canadian.
Representing Canada, where can they watch you?
Where can they see you?
Oh, it's Sarah Farooza.
Okay, Sarah.
On everything, yeah.
Thank you so much for having me.
Are you ready?
I'm so ready.
Okay.
And I apologize for swearing when I like.
Don't apologize.
When you text me, I was just like really excited.
Don't apologize, all right?
You're good, have fun.
Thank you.
You're amazing.
Thank you.
And put on.
Thank you.
Sarah, it's in the building.
You can now go live.
I appreciate it.
Okay, you find out your roommate when you get there.
Thank, can I ask you?
Talk to me.
What do you think about like dating on campus?
Like is that?
That is not against the rules.
Okay.
If you want a date, go get you.
A little speed date?
Go and do whatever you want.
Okay, okay.
Go get a date.
Whatever you want it. All right. Well, so nice to meet you. Yes. Oh, nice to meet you too. Thank you again. I appreciate that
He says he's on day. He says you thought of day y'all
man
So now you do know
Now you do know, right?
Oh my God!
Y'all!
I love you!
Y'all, listen, Ayana.
What you want, bro?
Ayana, you are special.
You want to know why you are special?
Yeah, why?
You were in the shoes
of the small creators
last year.
And now you're here.
Check, bump back.
When we shot the film, I didn't tell you.
No, you surprised me.
Nana thought she was not going to come back.
And you have a yearly award dedicated after you.
Yeah.
All right?
Does she have a stuff?
Oh, you have your stuff at your arm.
They're going to give you all your stuff
because you are a club director.
Yeah.
All right?
So we're going to be expecting.
I'm going to let you see a play.
No, I'm so excited.
All right.
OK, but don't play with me now.
Because you know, I'm going to be the best in-club director
that you got, you know what I'm saying?
Not for real.
You know, if you get what I am saying.
No, I mean, I get what you are saying.
Are you going to make us another anthem or no?
Ooh, you know T-Painz said he got that.
I mean.
But you know, I'm gonna have to hop on that.
I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, let me look at your Instagram.
You can now go live.
Go crazy.
Okay, see you.
Bye, everybody.
See you later, twin.
Later, twin.
And snitch on everybody.
No, I'm a snitch bitch.
All right.
Go ahead and snitch.
Love you, Yana, man.
Yana is now live.
Yana J on everything I believe, or just Yana.
Talk to me, Shonix.
Talk to me.
Shonix in the building.
Now listen.
Yes.
I don't lie.
Congrats on all your success.
I love your YouTube videos.
I love everything you got going on.
Are you streaming?
No.
You're new to YouTube.
No, I'm streaming.
I'm streaming.
Are you streaming?
You're everything.
Perfect.
All right.
Shonix, here you go.
You can now go live.
You can now make content and go crazy.
You find out who your roommate is when you get there.
Thank you, thank you.
All right.
Be safe, all right, Shonix?
All right.
All right, be safe.
Thank you.
W's, W's, W's in the chat, y'all.
Oh, drive campus, drive campus.
Come here, okay.
Cause you're already on the channel.
Why am I in trouble?
First of all, why would you say this off campus activity?
I didn't, I just wanted to hire, I wanted to hire everyone out.
There's nothing happening off campus.
There's no off campus, no.
We can't get a little bus over, have a little fun.
No, you was the reason everybody went out last time.
I know, I just want to get you looking good
Oh, Kai's falling.
Listen, listen.
Okay.
This is the official facility.
I love how you say you're gonna evolve with girls soon.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
But you don't even know your 15 students yet.
Your 15 students yet.
I have no idea, I'm excited.
You gonna be safe and see them?
Represent us the right way.
Can I say one thing?
What?
I feel a little misunderstood.
Everyone's like, that guy's just a party guy.
He's throwing the parties.
No, I want to find these briefcases.
I want to find the money.
I want to get back to the new streamers, the students here.
All the pledges are gonna come together and do that.
I like that.
I like that right there.
And listen, if you keep doing good and you do that,
maybe I'll let you throw a party.
Maybe, just maybe.
Hey, I didn't hate you.
I said maybe.
Quick hug.
All right, come on, come on.
So good to see you.
I'm gonna prove you right.
All right, we're coming back next year.
All right, you let your stuff out.
They're gonna give you your stuff
because you're a club director,
so your stuff is not here currently.
But go crazy, you can go live.
Go crazy right now.
2026, baby.
2026, 2026.
2026 in the building.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, we're back.
We're back.
The hell?
Who?
What am I seeing outside my window right now?
Chris and N'Valte is cleaning right now.
What the hell?
Hey!
Christo!
Hey.
How you feeling?
Um...
I don't know why you look a little nervous.
You remember, right?
Yeah.
I know, I know.
I'm being nervous a little bit.
Hey, I'm so happy that you're here.
Thanks for meeting you.
I'm running for president too.
I don't know if it was all told or it...
Are you at any?
But check it.
Yes.
Is it all yet or no?
I mean, no.
The Rosaleta was showed, but it's not...
It's looking a little...
Have fun.
Don't worry about it.
Have fun.
is your stuff, Crystal, you are not able to go live.
Where were you, where you're shimming at right now?
Where you gonna shim?
Wait, I'm able to go live?
Yes, you can go.
Oh, I thought you said you're not.
No, okay, that's the third person I said that.
I'm gonna stop saying that.
Go live right now.
Okay, okay, thank you so much.
Yes, of course.
Okay, see you, bye.
Go fit, Crystal.
Okay, bye.
Bye.
W, Crystal.
That's no bagging there, dude.
All right.
W, Crystal, man, W, Crystal.
Where is he?
Oh, I'm gonna put on my uniform.
I'm gonna pop in. I'm gonna pop in.
I got this. I got this.
Also, oh boy, you're about to talk about this?
Yeah, why do you have to do that?
So this journal, okay, this journal will be used to write the names of people that continues to...
Right? You like this?
Undercover.
No, that's what I'm like, like, I'm like,
I'm like, God, I'm like,
you gotta got a dog, wallet,
and they literally, they literally,
they literally all over the place.
What are you gonna do?
It's like, Doug has to take a really bad shit,
like he has some literally shit in the toilet,
and he comes from the toilet,
and there's so, so much shit everywhere.
What are you gonna do when you come into that?
I got one, I got one.
So, well, he's away, right?
Yeah, in his little classes and shit.
I'm gonna use all the keys I got, right?
I'm gonna go in this room, right?
I'ma pull my motherfucking pants down my fucking self
around my motherfucking ankles.
That means, oh shit, look at his pants.
Boom, boom, roll my ass, all over the place.
Shit on that motherfucker, boom, boom, boom.
Then I say, I go to Dean's tonight,
turn his ass like, oh boy, this nigga is crazy.
This is the fifth time he did a good today.
So then we say, yo, he maybe don't need to be
at Chewing University, more like Chewing
or insane asylum, get the nigga out of here.
So yeah, we cool.
You are the janitor, you have to clean, not...
What's the pay rate?
Like, what's the, um...
If y'all do good, man.
Okay.
I might, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know.
What have y'all seen so far?
Oh, hope I said that.
I mean, look, we already marked the floor,
and here and everything.
Oh, shit, you know what I'm saying?
Ah!
All right?
Yes, we good.
One dollar for you, and one dollar for you.
I cleaned a little, I cleaned two of them.
Okay, let me go give you,
So 50 cents per joint.
Here you go, one dollar.
Hey, keep that, hey, keep doing good.
And as you keep climbing, we're gonna keep getting you paid.
Okay, all right, have a nice day, y'all.
W Devonte and Chris.
And I'm a fine fellow, thank you for watching.
Get the fuck out of my office.
Here, and stop, don't shit in nobody's shit.
All right.
I will, they have that button clean.
Don't slack, I'm gonna really pay y'all.
And maybe pay y'all on some subs.
Oh!
All right, get the cleaning.
Every toilet clean.
Excuse me, one more thing, go out.
Secure the guards, secure the guards.
Oh, we might need some security,
because a lot of people,
Danny, they're getting enough,
they're getting enough,
or something like that.
You know what we should call?
Phantom.
Woo!
Yeah!
Woo!
I'm gonna move!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Thank you, Dean.
Give me my job back when I meet it.
Yes.
I'm only doing this,
until I get my job back.
Okay, I'm only doing this,
until I get my job back.
All right.
Christmas door and the Vontages is next.
Can now stream.
Chris, next door and the Vontages is next.
Can now stream, y'all.
Mr. V'Best.
All right, all my seven asses.
Yeah, get it back.
Spin that money fast.
Jordan.
Yeah.
Are you excited?
What's up right there?
I'm really excited.
Oh, I just feel like people.
You know you do so much for people
and people don't ever do anything for you.
So this is, you know, humble beginning.
I can open it?
Absolutely, open it.
And also, here's the bottom.
Jordan, Jordan, Jordan.
Is this a rat?
I have to remind you where you came from, Kai.
Jordan, why did you give me a rat?
Because I have to remind you where you came from.
You're getting money now.
You don't understand.
So I have to remind you where you came from.
Remember that dirty-ass Bronx room you was in?
Wait, how did I get out?
You made it out.
You could pick them up.
But, you know, be careful and look what's here.
Okay, my bad.
Why did you bring me a rat?
This is for you, Kai.
This is a gift.
That'll do shit for you.
Okay, you want to know what I want you to do?
What?
All right, make this your pet for your room, okay?
I don't want this.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
This is for you.
This is only for you.
It got your name written all over,
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't give a, kiss it, be back, be back, be back.
And this is what?
This is the food for him to stay alive.
Keep my baby alive.
We're gonna call him Darnell.
Okay. Yeah.
I'm excited to be here.
I ain't never with the college.
Here you go, Jordan.
Yeah.
Have fun.
Mm-hmm.
When I handed this to you, you're not able to go live.
Okay.
You can love go live.
Do whatever you want.
Okay.
Now listen.
What?
somebody did say you throwing like a slumber party or some shit that's not
me yeah oh no no I don't even like who sent that I don't know somebody did
somebody wait wait wait wait wait wait wait somebody said that okay but um
that's what I heard all right you're able to stream yeah nobody names is there
don't you ain't gonna do no party enough right fucking no I bet I'm not doing no
party no no no no give my stuff back you must have back you must have a nice day
I will see you on the campus
Drake well Drake
So he left you a gift in your in your room. No a personal gift
What you what you open Drake his love
I would know I'm saying I'm gonna hit Drake up like Jordan, okay
Why does she give me a rat though? Like what am I supposed?
How you doing the last person give me a rat you ain't got no crazy stuff right now. Okay. All right here excited ready to mark out
Yes, I see how hard you go for this now. I am I even got a message program for the athletes
No games that's T right there
Markel prepare go crazy. You are a club director. So all your stuff will be at your room
Okay, give you everything have fun go crazy talk to the staff out there for your stuff
Put on remember half-time show basketball game. Yes, sir as you might be down as you might be up
We need to get the crowd up get the ladies going energy. Okay energy. Do you just want to do a backflip?
No, I oh I cheer for eight years. I just haven't tumbled in three or four years
So, clap that motherfucker, clap that motherfucker.
Taney, don't crazy, clap that motherfucker.
I got you, Taney.
Yes.
I'm gonna make you proud.
All right, be safe.
Yes, sir.
Markel, y'all, he is ready.
Markel is ready, y'all.
Yeah, yeah, nigga, I'm back.
Oh my.
First of all, first of all, let me fix your shit up.
First of all.
Okay, thank you, thank you.
One, all right, first thing first, let's get the business.
First of all, Cobb is good.
Yes, yes.
I don't care.
Ah, rich my phone.
Somebody stole my iPhone 17.
No in real life. I'm not I'm not quick on oh somebody that is no in real life
You my people my phone and I can't find my phone
Well somebody in this on this campus has my phone and I want my phone that okay now back to business
Okay, we
This is the color of you guys, this thing could have been record, I'ma call your legal
office to come pick you up.
That could have been law.
Season two, I need you to get it right.
Alright.
Did you smoke?
Did you?
We don't you?
Do you have weed?
We don't you smell like a lot of weed.
Nah, I see what happened was, I was vaping a little bit, but you know, one of the people
got weed on the campus.
Who?
They got weed and they got edibles on campus.
Who?
And they got vapes.
Who?
They got edibles on campus.
Who?
And they got vapes.
Who?
You can't prove anything I've been proved.
You're gonna have to give me a couple of subs
if you want that in some motherfucker.
Now give me all the shit I'm out of here.
Oh.
Like I.
Yeah.
Yo, why am I hearing people got hella stuff, bro?
Poto!
Kai, I'm not gonna lie to you.
Why?
I'm having PTSD.
Of what?
Did I ever tell you about the time I got bullied in school?
No.
It was the jocks, the fraternities and-
They believe you now?
But I'm just getting PCSD no calm down come down putt'll calm down. Okay. You are good
You can build everything you want you a professor. You cannot panic right now people need to learn from you
I know but it's like your club director. Okay, okay
If they do something or talk shit about me, you know, I have to retaliate right?
How are you gonna retaliate? You know, I know how to retire
No robots no flamethrowers. No automatic beds moving around
There's no way there's no way you did not give me for this to not do any of that when I did that no
Explosions no, I have to there's no proto without that and
Who better to test it on
Then the fraternity in the basketball team
You know I'm saying okay. All right get your niggler ass out of here the niggler get out get out
Yeah, you I forgot you with the niggler and Batman too, you know what fuck you car my bad. I quit okay?
No
Okay, I'm gonna make a public service announcement. Okay. I'm gonna make a public service announcement
It is all you that you know how to fucking lose your phone keep it in your fucking pocket
I'm gonna make a public service announcement to find it what kind of hold is it?
I phone 17 silver iPhone 17 silver and go talk to the panel go talk to the Phantom 2 Phantom could put out a search
I search for it, but go to the other two and talk to the other side of the level okay, but you can go make content now
Okay, iPhone silver
All right, bro
Come on in come on in
I'm really I'm great. Oh my god. Hi. Hi. I'm Kaylee. No, no me nervous
I'm a little bit there.
Okay, Kaylee, talk to me, tell me where they can find you.
Um, hashtag worldkaleigh, W-R-L-D-K-A-I-N-E-N.
Worldkaleigh is in the building.
Kaylee, you are not able to make content.
Go crazy, go stream, have fun.
Thank you!
Here you go, have fun.
Okay, bye.
Bye.
Is it okay?
Okay, sorry, I'll leave now.
Wait, wait, wait, no, wait!
No, I'll leave now, sorry.
Okay, bye.
Bye, bye.
I'll see you, I'll see you like sometime.
Yeah, yeah, we're friends.
Okay, yeah.
Okay, bye.
Bye.
three, two, three, three, okay, five, three, okay.
Oh!
Yeah!
I'm a little musty!
Oh!
Oh yeah, but you musty!
I'm a little musty, it's raining.
It's alright, fuck it, it's raining!
I'm a little musty!
It's raining right now!
I'm still nervous!
All right.
Wait, I'm so sorry.
You said that I recorded off the microwave?
Yes, because you're dumb.
You'll know who to get.
Okay, but why the hell did you,
okay, listen, good thing in your dorm,
you have PCs and everything.
Do I talk into this?
No you don't.
Oh!
It's in your microphone, it's in your
Okay
All right, listen Lonnie
Listen, I am so excited to see what you gonna bring to the table. I'm gonna bring it all
I'm gonna make sure you don't do anything bad on campus. Okay. Don't do nothing bad on campus
All right, you good. Where can they find you Lonnie? Tell them tell everybody
Why do not correct me I'm just Lenai
Lenai.
Lenai Liza.
Okay.
All right.
Lenai, Chad.
Her name is Lenai.
Not Lonnie.
It is Lenai.
Can you tell them to spam W's, please?
Yeah, Chad.
Everybody spam W, uh, Lenai.
Okay.
Um, her, her stuff is Lenai.
Aliza?
Yes.
All right.
Look, it is Lenai.
Aliza.
I don't know what she's doing behind me right now, but, um, I believe that she's going
to be a great student for 2026.
Okay.
Here you go.
Yeah.
Just leave it.
Just, just leave it.
Okay, just I don't know you all right shadow to you
I got you don't worry
Come here!
Okay.
You're like my brother, same height, same same color.
My, ah!
Oh, my knee!
No, no, get the fuck out!
Okay.
Why does he hug into my armpit
and I'm not the same height as her?
I'm way taller.
Hello, hi!
Talk to me, come on in!
Oh, you can not!
Tell me what your name,
where do you go see you at, everything?
Hi, my name is Alyssa and I'm super excited.
Alyssa?
Alyssa.
I love your, you've been doing it for a minute now.
Yeah, for a while.
How long?
Like two years.
Well actually I did my first stream
when I was doing Among Us.
Wow, how did that go for you?
It was pretty good.
But how long have you been making content in general?
Oh, oh, like five years.
Exactly, it's been a minute.
I've been seeing your stuff.
Really?
Here you go.
Oh my gosh, thank you so much.
You can now go stream, make every content you want,
do whatever the hell you want, except throwing.
A party.
Yeah!
Yes, yes, yes!
I'm so really excited.
Okay, bye.
Bye!
Bye, Snatch.
Deen Snatch!
Bye, Deen Snatch.
Yes.
Is she walking in slow motion?
Okay, bye.
Did he just walk in slow motion?
I did.
Do you want to sit again?
No, get the hell out.
Okay, I'm going.
Yay!
Did she just walk in slow motion again?
Did she just aura farm?
Come on in, come on in, how you doin'?
Hello, hello, Kaxinac, hello.
Tell them where you can find me.
Where they can find me?
Summy?
Summy!
S-U-H-M-M-I-E, yes sir!
Summy, I am so excited to have you on this campus.
We at Shining University did believe in your content,
and we believe that you're gonna go over anything.
Yes sir!
Summy, here you go, this is all your stuff,
you find out your roommate when you get here,
you can keep this phone, you can go live right now.
Right fucking now?
Yes, right now.
You can go live right now.
Right fucking now?
Yes, why are you not live?
Sorry, dad.
Go live.
Sorry, dadda, sorry, dadda.
Thank you, dadda.
Dadda?
Thank you, dadda.
Did you just call me dadda?
Dadda!
Did she just call me dadda?
Did she?
Dadda?
Life President!
In-person application winner.
Why the hell you got the keys?
That was a cross-president.
Okay, listen.
Remind everybody where you can find you at,
what's your name?
Okay, cool as shawty, I'm on Twitch,
I'm on TikTok, Abnaya on Instagram.
Right.
Exactly.
Listen, you know the reason you're here,
cause you showed up.
Really?
You put that time in LA,
and you took that time.
First person in line.
Exactly, first person in the studio.
And you are now here.
And I'm now here.
Right, touch my face right here.
I gave you, you know how you fed me.
It's not a rat, right?
It's not a rat, you know how you fed me?
Cause I haven't eaten, I gave you a snack.
Oh my God, oh, I'm hooking right now.
Guys, where's the food?
No, dinner is at 7.
Dinner is at 7.
Nothing.
Hold on.
What's up?
Yes, shit.
Yes.
Oh my god.
Wait, hold on.
Let's just kind of ask.
Hey, you can keep that.
Let me try this one.
Yeah, I just kind of asked.
Yeah, let's kind of ask.
What is this?
Show mix, hold on.
Because you gave me show mix.
I hope that's good.
Is it good?
No, it's just ask, too.
Yeah, no, I like, um, yeah, let me know.
I like eating bananas, fruit.
Okay, okay.
Well, I'm going to keep this up.
Okay, thank you, thank you.
Yeah, yeah, here you go.
Here's the stuff you are not able to go live.
Okay, thank you.
Take this.
This is actual stuff.
All right.
Have a nice day.
Thank you.
Mmm.
PBNJ.
Oh, it's not bad.
Soft to me.
Ah, look at that.
Okay.
I see your application, hold on, I know you have a weird obsession with sleep bands, you
may have to remind me of your name.
Layla Simone.
Why do you have a- This is the official currency of Streamer University, so like, yes, 25,
know you get to skip the cafeteria line 50 they get their own clip with Kai you
okay I'm not mad at you enforcing that rule okay you just gotta everybody to
follow you yes can you help me all right they go they go they go they want you
get your own distance oh yeah okay we might need to go
custom streaming universities all right oh my god let's go ahead and get her
and stop you are not able to go live you're not able to have fun and you are
not able to go crazy I like Layla Simone listen up to you I can't go
Okay, it's up to you go crazy. Tell me about it one more time.
I'm a professional though, like tell them, lock in.
Oh, with the silly bands?
Yeah.
Okay, I'll let you know.
I'll pay to the, I'll, okay, just for you, hold on.
Okay.
I'll make that an official announcement, silly bands, okay?
Can't you love silly bands so much?
Thank you, thank you.
You need the silly bands sponsor.
That's what I'm saying, man.
What the hell?
They was in your comments today.
I'm like, I know y'all seen them.
All right, go crazy.
Play with some more.
Have fun.
All right, there you go.
Thank you, girl.
I love you.
All right.
Yeah, what is, okay, I ain't gonna lie,
I'm scared of this rat, bro.
It's an actual live rat in here.
Oh my God, where's the rat?
Oh my gosh, where the fuck is the rat?
Oh, it's right here.
Oh my gosh, I actually got scared.
It was in the corner.
I might get defeated, give me some food.
My boy!
Easy!
Hey boy!
Hey listen, listen, listen, come on in.
I know you've been waiting since last year.
Last year, yeah.
You gonna go crazy.
Hey, you already know.
Look, I want you to know this.
I ain't got no straps.
Amazing.
I ain't got no racks.
Fire.
I got everything you need for a bad bitch.
I'm gonna be that.
So I just want to know, I applied to be a professor.
So I don't know if you got me in the classes
that I want to be on,
but I want to be in the cheerleading squad.
You will find out on the app.
Okay.
It's based off analytics and what you can best do,
but I think you won't kill anything.
I'm a girl's girl. All right. Put me with the cheerleaders. All right easy. Oh, put me in it. What you got any advice advice give me some
Nothing here is guaranteed. Okay, but it's your time. Okay, you've been here for a minute. Come on
I'm thinking I'm pretty sure you're really good. So all right. You got to go crazy
I think it's just like my biggest advice. How do you go crazy 20 or seven? Okay, that's all right. I got some for you
You got for me
What you got for me? Ain't no rat ain't no rat and ain't no stress. I know
We keep some good stuff. Okay. Let me see listen. They'm gifts
This way hold on hold on. They come to what these basic as gives game
Where the camera that can you see right? No, they can see everything
Congratulations, oh my god
You just earned your chain
Chaining day chain and day. Oh my and it's actually like yeah, I put that shit on twin
Put that look look look put that shit on spin that home spin that oh my god
Have fun you find out who you remain is when you get there. Okay. All right. Go crazy. All right easy go crazy
Hey, you go crazy deep. All right. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Put my shitty. All right now. All right twin spin that shit
All right. Be safe. I got a nice cheap. Appreciate you. W gift chat. I love W gift. So that's it off
W gift
That's not a bad gift y'all. The Rackbook. Why would Jordan give me this Rackbook?
Like what am I... I just love puzzles. I'm sorry to have you wait for so long.
They brought me to the front of the library. Hey, I'm gonna find you in that
library. You gonna start your puzzles? Yes. You gonna puzzle with me? How are you so good for it?
I started puzzling. Shoot, as far back as I can remember,
like I remember being five and already doing puzzles.
It's so, like, I look up in there and sit down
and talk to you in puzzle two, all right?
Okay.
All right, so I go like, you, you are amazing, all right?
Go crazy, you're not able to go live.
They probably gonna give you your stuff
because you are in the library and you're above the students.
So they gonna make sure you use right out there.
But library's all yours and all that, all right?
There might be some kids that go to detention in there
to learn better, but they'll be there to learn, okay?
All right.
But that's it, that's it.
Thank you so much.
I'm so happy you're here.
Thank you, Kyle.
Yes, of course.
I just love coffee, y'all.
I gotta take one of these cars.
Take a pencil, yeah, take whatever you want.
What else we got?
Yeah, whatever you, a flyer right here.
Okay, here we go.
Yeah, all right.
Thank you, Kyle.
All right, bye.
W, Chad, W's.
W's, bro.
W's, y'all.
but tired of her.
Hi.
How you doing?
Good, how are you?
Are you ready?
Remind everybody your name?
Blazion Beauty Alexis.
Blazion Beauty Alexis is here.
With a green heart.
Okay, with a green heart.
Blazion Beauty Alexis, all right?
It is time for you to stand right here
with the blue tape, is that?
Oh, yeah.
It is time for you to go crazy, all right?
Make sure when I hand you this,
you can go live, you can make all the content you want.
You're gonna have a good time, okay?
And make sure you let me know
anybody who's deciding to throw anything.
Oh, yeah.
You ain't gonna do that.
I'm on that.
All right, but here you go.
Thank you, guys.
Have fun.
Blazion Beauty Alexis, y'all.
Tune in.
It's my first couple of Twitch streams, y'all.
Let's go.
Have fun.
Thank you.
All right.
Ooh.
Pull, not push.
Better one minute leave.
There you go.
Blazion Beauty Alexis.
High playing defense.
I'm not playing defense, gang.
What are you doing?
I'm not even playing.
How am I playing defense?
The Dean cannot mingle with no student.
Oh yeah, come on, bro.
What are y'all talking about?
What are y'all talking about, bro?
Billzone, Billzone.
I don't fucking know who's me, bro.
Billzone.
How the fuck you know who's me, dude?
Billzone.
Ha ha ha!
That's boiling the movie head ass nigga!
Ha ha ha ha!
Yo, got some nuts!
Billzone, you know what I mean?
Are you sure you 17?
Red Bull, it give me wings out.
You ready?
You're not 13 or 12.
No, I'm 17.
Okay.
All right.
Here you go.
All right.
Here you go.
That's my shit?
You are the 17-year-old that represents to see if we can have 17-year-olds here,
all right?
So you're putting up all the little nicks.
Just hold it.
You're good.
Okay.
Here you go.
All right.
You can now stream.
Go.
Get out.
No, no, no, no, no, no, give me my keys get out
While you're fucking sure
That he not 17, but I don't think he's seven. Yo, can we check it? Can we do a background check on bill though?
I don't think he's 17. I
Really don't give me do it back
Do we actually do a back roll and check on that?
Oh my God.
Hey!
That's good.
I'm excited to have you here.
You wasn't here last year, but I'm excited to be here.
What do I know?
That was it. We need an anthem, bro.
Listen, bro.
We need a string university anthem.
Can I get on the basketball team now?
Please, bro.
You will find out what your stuff is.
So I can do two clubs. Just one?
No, you gotta do one.
But look, we're gonna see what that is.
Well, look, though, Max, I want you to go crazy, okay?
Anthem?
I got you.
I mean, you can't go to the students.
The students are available at all times.
I got you.
So I need you to go crazy.
If you need me to jump on that, motherfucker, let me know.
No weed.
Huh?
No weed.
You know, it's college.
Max, you don't want on stream, have a time, oh five star, I'm done smoking now.
I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, oh, oh, oh, oh five star, I'm done smoking.
No smoking.
If I catch you smoking, Max, don't smoke.
I don't know what weed is.
All right, that's and snitch this on everybody. All right. If you need me on the track you let me know to charge for that boy
Do I charge you charge you want to pay you to snitch?
So if you got we've got we've lacy's fat keep going like I we chase a icon a lot lacy's fat
Oh another thing I've been hearing some rumors. Don't tell me you made me a roommates with wardrobe
We had to see you were crazy. No, no, no, no, no, no, listen, listen, listen, you have to go see who you raise
I don't know where the fuck you hit those roommates. Okay. Here you go. I'm gonna see you. All right. I'm gonna see you game
All right, buddy. Good backpack. Appreciate that. My clap. Let me know if you need me on the track. I bet
W max go live go live
What rumor is it that he's roommates or wardrobe?
So, what roommate is that?
What rumor is that?
Don't say chat, who's the captain?
Marlon!
Yes!
Hey, listen.
Pleasure, pleasure.
I'm so good with the happy hearing with the Y.
No, when I told you that way, we're expanding into sports.
We need somebody to build around.
So listen, you are that guy.
No fucking way.
I don't want to see what you got.
OK, and I'm expecting you to be really good, all right?
Here we go.
Marlon.
Oh my god.
Here's your stuff.
You can keep all of this.
Appreciate it, bro.
That's my fault, that's my fault.
I know, I know, I know.
Don't touch my teeth.
I thought I was going to do it.
By the way, I'm not going to do it.
I actually...
Yo listen, you're not stopping me.
Give me that, give me that, give me that.
Give me it, give me it.
Just ask me.
Listen, listen.
Can I say something?
Oh this rain, you can do your shit.
Oh my God, it's raining.
Oh, you can actually do your...
I'm not going to...
Bro, listen, I'm not grown-ass, man.
You talk about mugging and shit.
Sit your ass down, do your D-ing up.
Okay, I'm back.
I'm back.
All right, listen listen listen no come on just say I want people please
Are you all muggy?
Hey hey quiet up. Yeah, I'm out
All right, you said you could stream
Go see right now. Yes, sir
You said quiet down I think I don't know now
Wow, babe, I don't think what is on your shirt a koala beer
I look at that a lot you so I make sure I work today. So you call me a monkey. I
bet not here. Go crazy. Go stream. All right. Hey, good to see you man.
Good to see you. Go crazy. You shake the hand in the future battle in 2026. Okay.
Tell me. Okay. Why baby? Why baby? Come on, let's go. Cannell has alcohol, bro. I'm
I'm hearing so much stuff right now.
Like chat is raining out.
What's up gang?
Oh my God, you're drenched.
Yo, that's not some people in.
Scared.
Hey, I can't even prove voice.
Thanks for helping me again.
I got scared, you got the, you're watch, everything,
I listen, oh my God.
My jade is broke.
Sorry.
I'm so sorry to forward the word.
I'm sorry to start it right now, I'm so sorry.
Are you nervous right now?
You're making me nervous.
I'm not nervous.
You're not nervous?
Are you nervous?
I'm very nervous.
I went to four colleges and I did graduate.
Are you going to graduate here?
I'm planning on it.
Okay.
try hard that's what I'm a cheerleader that's what I applied for here you go
but you don't see what you're gonna see what it is all right all right be safe
brother thanks man oh my god he's tripped out you like you fuck with outfit I do
I'm pulling on your door later okay can I have that chain when I come up with
your door later I got it now yeah this is real you're cut to that do whatever
you want it's real though it's real though I know hold it down for me I'm gonna
get it okay yeah I was gonna say it's real cold so probably yeah I would
I'm good to meet all of you down there.
Thanks, though.
Okay.
Nice watch.
I'll be saved, yep.
I'll be saved.
All right.
I'll be saved.
All right.
Wait, one more thing really quick.
What?
The drinking and smoking thing.
Yeah, none of this happened.
If I catch you doing it, it's your act.
Oh, so it's a rehab treatment?
Yeah.
Is there an AA meeting?
You will come to my office if I catch you doing that.
Listen, I don't smoke or drink, but if you smell it, it wasn't me.
Okay, thank you so much.
Love you, Alfred, man.
You too, man.
Love you, bro.
W sketch, y'all.
I ain't gonna lie.
W sketch.
Dummy!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
You got the basketball on your fucking head?
You got all your, your, your, your,
let me see that motherfucker real quick.
All right, okay.
Oh, I like this.
Hey, listen.
We gon' find out if you on the basketball team or not.
We gon' see, we gon' see you, okay?
But why wouldn't I be though?
We gon' see!
I'm sayin' like.
Dummy!
Why wouldn't I be?
You are an athlete.
We need some star players at SU
where it's right into sports.
All right?
Go crazy.
You can have this right here. It's your schedule your roommate gets revealed in here and you can keep this phone
So here you go. Yes. Yes. Come on. Now. It's a game be safe. Yeah, where they get by if you tell them
Hey, they found me on twitch. Got me live. I mean
D. M. I how many I 3 a.m. I I
I bet that me man. I love y'all. I must be crazy. Hey, let's do it. All right, bro
Don't be down. Yeah, I know a lot
Dummy num.
Now I feel bad that it's raining.
Yo, God, please God stop, stop raining lower please.
Please let it stop raining lower please, please.
Oh my God.
J, C, D.
Look at this nigga.
You're very fine, nice to meet you.
Yo, I'm so sorry for the rain, bro.
Of course, of course, of course.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You know, you're a real one, I did it for you.
You know what I mean?
It's not community, but.
So do you like sports and shit?
Yes, I used to play ball.
OK, I bet, I bet.
So you know.
I need to be on that basketball team.
Listen, we're building around athletes.
We're going to see where you land in,
but we're building around athletes.
OK.
All right, all right.
Let me go crazy, all right?
Yeah.
Here's your stuff.
Here's your streaming phone.
You can keep it.
Your schedule.
Everything's in here.
Room ain't everything.
All right, you're going to be good on this campus, right?
OK, look.
If she looks, she took.
They better play in master defense.
I'm like.
Are you playing defense?
And offense defense?
You on offense.
Oh, yeah, offense.
KD.
I can't be with all of you.
All right, King.
Fuck.
All right, bro.
Be safe, gang.
I think if you say it, she looks like she's fucked.
Come on, then.
What you gonna be doing?
Be on one of our holes, is it?
Come on, man.
I'm excited.
Okay.
I'm serious.
Hey, I'm gonna be fine.
Talk to me.
Where can they find you?
You say what that?
Where can they find you?
Don't worry, Ollie.
All the best ones.
I'm still on the ball. Okay. All right. Listen. Listen. Here you go. Go through right now. Okay. You schedule
Don't lose your schedule. I won't schedule everything is on there. Don't get red protected from the rain. Have fun
Go crazy. Listen. Listen. Uh, the time that so you started today. You found it. I ain't funny yet
Wait, it's sorry today. Yeah, it's lunch right now. I mean, it's dinner right now. It is out somewhere
Okay, I need that nigga. Go find it. All right. All right, Tom. All right
All right
This is actually, I ain't gonna lie, hold on.
Come on, fuck it.
Mm-hmm.
Come on, fuck it.
Mm-hmm.
Come on, fuck it.
It ain't good, man.
$10,000!
We did it!
Rafael!
Let me make myself comfortable.
Shit. Now, listen.
No, please, please, please back home before you almost expelled you. Okay? She was back home
Listen to me. I see you sleeping in the auditorium. You ain't gonna sleep in class, right?
Fuck it, I'm gonna say I know you're gonna be on all the
Before I even got chosen
I need your help. I need your help wait what one second. What's it? I got you
Did you need my help it? I need this. What you face on me? Look what I needed this moment
Who are you face on the right way? I've been waiting to do this
Look what I'm with look what that is
Who is that?
You said why I'm calling you with Kai?
Who is that?
Listen, I just wanted to let you know
Why are you calling me with Kai right now?
I just wanted you to see I'm up now
My damn bitch!
She been friends with me for two years
Who she thinks she is? Tyler? Fuck her out of here!
There you go gang
Listen, hey wait
What was the Tyler joke?
That's my schedule. What would know what was it? Yeah, what was the sky? What was that time to come up?
I'm seeing type. I love you. Yeah, what was the time of joke? Yeah?
Go stream go stream go stream
Go stream. Oh, you know what one more thing what you remember when you picked me. It was a little glare
Yeah, I don't think you signed out. Don't keep over a so maybe they need to see my name somewhere
Okay, okay, okay. Well, I do have social anxiety
So I was really scared and you helped me get on my cumbersome and I had one goal
One goal streamer. I just I just wanted to hit 10,000 subs. I've never done that before
Get the fuck out Rafael Rafael solo. I love you Casey
They came in a bag. Holy fuck. We just asked for 10,000 subs. What?
You think we can just
I hear the Lorax
starting from the forest and I say let it grow, let it grow. I'm at streamers
university and I don't see a single tree so I say let it grow. Okay, how you doing
Lorax? Okay, here's yourself. Mr. Sinect. Okay, how you doing? How you doing?
Juicy Jacob everywhere, right? You good? Here you go.
You can now stream and have a lot of fucking fun
Yeah
Hey, listen crazy, I'm happy to see you
You know you are in person you're an in-person winner
Of course because you came in person you are not from university
What
Oh, like what's that?
Uh, it's litter!
It's litter!
Okay.
We can't have any more of that!
No, we can't.
So get those janitors!
Okay.
Move it!
Okay, my bad.
I'm sorry.
We're gonna make sure it happens.
Dang it!
Okay.
I'll see you later.
Okay, I'll see you around.
I'm proud!
Your mic is on your feet.
What?
Your mic.
Oh, baby.
Yeah.
Okay.
Bye!
Is this your video?
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
All right, fuck.
Fuck yeah.
I ain't gonna lie, chat, I ain't gonna lie.
The list all around for this year is actually so crazy.
No, I'm not really gonna give you a biscuit.
What the fuck, you gotta swear to me.
Look at me, my whole six-pack showing everything.
Yo, my bad, bro.
Hey, come on, let's get this, man.
You got us all waiting and shit, but dick me, though.
Dick me, dick me.
Yeah, you fuck with that?
Where you from?
Euron, Austria.
No, I don't fuck with that.
You're gonna hide some of our owners' files.
I've been here to some content,
not to learn zoos, and this is mine, it's ideas.
Yeah, I'm taking a shit over.
I'm telling you, bro, I'm not on content.
Oh my, where are you from?
Where are you from?
Austria, Euron.
Austria, yep, yep, here you go, here you go.
Oh, by the way, I got something to snitch.
What?
It's like that, see?
What?
So, Flaco throwing a party.
Yep, yep, yep, he's saying he's posting a flyer.
Flaco.
Okay, Flaco.
Flaco, and guess what?
What?
On my way here.
him in a Walmart. Tell me why he asked me where to buy a gel blaster. I was
about to buy a gel blaster. Oh my fucking god. I was buying gel blasters and then
Max asked me where to get one. I told him he's a 10 gift to tell me the location.
So he's selling gel blasters. Well I got one too and then he asked, oh you got one?
I see you're asking my office tomorrow. Get the fuck out of my office. What's in here?
No that's a rat. Can I see? Yeah. You want to take care of it? You want it? Yep. Okay
would you actually take care of it though? Um yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Listen, listen, listen, hold on.
Wait, there's two mouse senads.
Don't let it out though, oh god.
Say oh god, you're not gonna go,
you're gonna go like,
oh god, I'm gonna take care of it,
but let the people know.
No, no, actually, actually, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm not gonna risk that.
No, have a nice day.
All right, dick knee, all right.
Dick knee.
Okay, my bad.
Yeah, I'm not even gonna risk that, yeah.
You know, Maya would not like that.
Yeah, Maya, Maya wouldn't like that, yeah.
You're gonna keep.
Chad, should we keep this up as our pet?
Fuck it.
I'll put a pet camera and everything.
Bro, how you feeling me? I apologize for the rain. Sorry, bro. Yeah, you'll leave I apologize let it let everybody know
We can find you straight to the bank straight to the bank. I'm the golden ticket winner. How you feeling today?
I'm feeling good, bro. It's just I'm wet and everything bro. I'm the first any of your verse
I'm so sorry, bro. I'm so sorry for the rain, you know, I ain't listen. I told the Lord stop that it's not raining
I think it's slowing down now. I ain't gonna lie. Hey, you go straight to the bank
Thanks, man
Have fun and if you need them if you need a mental health therapist, you know, yeah, um stream university like, you know contact
You're rage, you know, you know, I can help him up with help you out with that. I tell you
I'm ready to get connected with him. All right. Thanks, man. All right, bro. Have a good day. I promise
I'll say I'll help you. I love you too, man. See you man.
Talk to me. Got a short respect. Yep. Go ahead. Yeah. Yeah. Talk to me. Are you ready? Yes, I'm ready. Are you ready, my boy? Of course I'm ready.
Here you go. Where can they find you?
I don't know millions on everywhere.
Don't eat the hot shit, but don't do it later.
Yeah, I don't want to see you dying and moving in.
I was ready to die for you.
What is the weird obsession with hot chips?
I don't know.
Okay, here you go.
Thank you.
Be safe, all right?
Me too.
Have a nice day.
Me too.
Mondo millions in the building, y'all.
The crowd's going wrong, crazy.
They won't run.
You know what, Ron?
Dean Sennac!
An absolute honor.
You want to know why I love you on this campus right now?
Why sir?
Because I know you're going to help everybody do their thing.
Yes I will.
And trust you, I will.
I'm going to help as many people as possible.
I'm going to be the most helpful person on campus.
Okay, let's get it right.
Let's keep it right.
Thank you very much.
I'm so sorry about the rain by the way.
It's all good.
Umbrella's hey that was me. Hey, you know that it that's about that's about it told your activity there
I am gonna be valid okay. All right. I speak it to existence. All right. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir
Thank you very much. Thanks for opportunities
W. Keembo. He's gonna be so helpful
Check Keem is going to be so helpful, bro
Yeah, yeah, get your dancing that yeah, get your Louisiana ass in here. Oh, he got a HHG chain. Oh fuck
I got extra. Oh, oh
Bob Reg
You already know how I'm coming, but I ain't gonna lie first off all due respect to do that thing you did
You fucked up for having me standing in a long gas line with a numerous amount of people that's trying to go to amazing school
That you set up so a lot of streamers could grow they craft and perfected in the amazing amount of time
Sinking off. I got a message from funny Mike not me funny Mike
Man fuck the nigga school nigga don't pick lit. Hello. Check my wife for that. Yeah
Yeah, listen to me, fuck a n***a school and a n***a gonna be pickin' up a lit darnail
up n***s.
Fuck a n***a school and a n***a gonna pick up a lit darnail, man.
I don't know, that's his word.
The tough funny mic guy said suck my dick, fuck him.
Damn!
Yeah, tell him, yeah, tell him.
Oh, damn, when it come to me, but it ain't damn when it come to me.
I'm gonna tell him.
Yeah, say, say, I said suck, say, say suck my dick.
Funny mic one of these n****s suck my dick.
He wrote the lyrics, fuck him, fuck him, fuck him.
I just told them.
Yeah, you only, come on.
But she did.
Hey, I appreciate you coming to Streaming University in 2026.
I know you're going to be bingling with a lot of students
to make sure that they are happy and they are doing
the right thing as students.
Because you are a student as well.
So here you go.
You are able to go live, gang.
Thank you.
Hey, represent HHG good, because right now
you all look gang affiliated.
Let's slow that down.
All right.
I don't know where that's coming from.
All right.
GJ6 is going to come out.
Now, you're everybody gang affiliated.
What?
But what's the rules on detention, though?
If you go into crazy detentions of bad thing, you don't want to be there. I don't want to be a bum sound like do you get a
One and like if you do something better, yes
No, no, I'm gonna call you my office. Don't be doing a baggy. I ain't gonna get the fuck out. You know, all right
Yeah, I did go
Yo, next so how you looking at it?
Lethal shooter
We're expanding into sports starting with basketball make sure these students are the next little brawn
Steph Curry, KD, we want everybody good.
Can you make that happen?
Anything you say I do.
All right, listen.
I got a question for you.
What's up?
Do you really want me to train them, train them,
or take it easy on them?
No, like, train them.
I want the best basketball team, bro.
I need to win.
We need to win.
Done.
Okay?
You know where homecoming is?
We need to win that drills.
You got like an hour and a half of them.
Train them.
Anything you say I do, coach.
All right, let's go.
All right, man.
I understand it now.
No, I understand it now.
Let's get it.
All right, man.
Let go! Let go of the building!
How y'all feeling? How y'all feeling? How y'all feeling?
Oh my gosh, I'm so in love. A fan of smoking weed.
What? How?
How?
Nia!
Listen, it was too much out there.
You know that? It's raining.
And I probably smell like cow nuts. It's too much going on outside.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I told God it's not raining.
I told him. So why he ain't listening?
He's blowing it down though. I was looking right there.
He's not. It's going higher. It's getting worse.
Oh, fuck. All right.
But you know what? I appreciate that.
You wish I did. I'm here.
Come on. Yeah, you are now able to go live do whatever you want. I was having a conflict you want. Okay. Here you go
You ain't gonna be doing the bullshit, right?
What say it again? You ain't gonna be doing the bullshit, right?
Okay, absolutely not. Okay. I came here to be focused. Uh-huh. Keep the little first most important foundation
and
You said it take what to be in
Detention what happened next after that if you do if you do an overly crazy stuff like it's cool
I hear now I might call you as my office, but if we got to go past the office, okay?
You can say everything down, you might be in there for a few hours.
I got a question. You got two other people.
Why?
I gotta take a shit. No, for real. No, actually, for real.
Okay, go to your room, go to your room, go to your room.
I'm sorry, my bad. I'm gonna get my... I just...
You got... It's a lot of stuff in this bag too.
Yeah, I appreciate that.
Thanks. I appreciate that.
I appreciate you a lot.
She gotta take a shit.
Why did... Well, every year, it rains, y'all.
Say, every year, it rains. I don't know why.
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck your dead hamster! Fuck my bed! Give me my shit!
I'm not waiting in this fucking way! No, I'm speaking for the people!
There's like 50 fucking people! I'm giving my fucking shit!
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Look what I just told my grouchette!
Get Ron in!
We're cutting it! You're not here, bro! You're not sick!
Fuck your baby! Fuck your baby!
Okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry, here, here!
Okay, I'm sorry, Ron, I'm done, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay, here you go. I'm sorry.
And tell anybody else that's my bad,
that's not happening, oh, okay.
Hey, you better fucking ready to be too obvious.
Not happening, buddy.
What the hell?
What is wrong, Ron?
I don't, I actually don't know.
How you doing?
Are you, I'm so sorry for everything to be ready on you.
It's not your fault, but I am pretty soaked.
Okay, I'm so sorry.
I want anybody with your socials to make sure that you can be familiar with and find you.
I'm looking there?
Everywhere.
Okay.
I'm Aisha Sophie.
Okay.
I'm Aisha Sophie.
I'm so sorry for the rain.
I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
No worries.
Thank you so much.
Aisha, have a great time.
I have a question.
Yes.
A couple questions.
What?
Are you gay or straight?
I'm straight.
You're straight?
Yes.
Do you think everyone else would think that?
Yes.
Thanks so much. Hey, I haven't answered them. I need to show you later. Okay. Yes. Yeah, I'll make sure I'll make sure I come by
Amazing. Okay. All right
Hey, English or Spanish
Baby you got something in you know
She ruined the joke yeah
And she ruined the joke bro. She I put the same first
Come on
I ain't going. I ain't going. I'm so sorry. I ain't go. KT3. Yes.
How's it going? Yes. You knew for a whole year that I was coming. Yes. Where'd I go to?
You want the actual golden ticket? You want everything I love. You said that
you were going to send. We'll make it. We'll make it. We'll make it. We'll make it.
Okay. Here you go. I'm so happy to see you. I've been going crazy. Thank you.
Everybody said you can go. You can go. You can go. You can go. You can go.
Some people I have to remind the name, but I know everybody here and I'm gonna get to learn with y'all.
Please take this too much. Alright, Dean, I want to do support.
Aiko, right? Aiko!
Aiko. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to yell.
No, you good, you good. I need to get it right.
Right, so that means I get a pass if I bring my DJ board out or something.
You can bring your DJ board out.
Okay, say let's, say let's, say let's.
Thank you so much. Appreciate you.
I promise you, bro, we should let people in, like, can we let as many people in?
Hello?
How you doing?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
Dude, I'm squeezing my ass cheeks out there and just ripping down it.
It isn't soaking.
No, I'm so sorry.
I didn't even know it was going to rain today.
I'm going to get you right, so you go to your dorm and be nice and warm and get all
your stuff here.
Malia, right?
Tell everybody, Marlee, I want everything?
Yes, okay.
Say bye.
Bye, thank you.
Thank you.
So if you have to see outside of it,
we're trying to let everybody in as possible, bro.
Like, genuinely.
Hey, can I start streaming now?
Huh?
Can I start streaming now?
Thank you.
Yes.
Yeah, all right.
Start streaming.
Huh, try to let some people in the building.
Building, building, please.
So they are not getting wet.
Please let people in the building so they're not getting wet.
Hey, come on, bro, please, please, please.
I'm so sorry, I feel so bad, bro.
I feel so bad, Chad.
I feel so bad.
I'm actually trying.
Chad, we're trying, we are trying, we are trying.
Oh, shit.
I'm not gonna say hey.
Okay, I'm bad.
I'm sorry for the rain. I know we open the ring
I'm sorry, I did not know you're right. I just told people to let people in cuz like it's crazy
I know I know you know you got to deal with that, right?
I'm telling them right now. I'm telling them right now. Come on. Come on
What is it?
It's sharkin' allowed on campus.
What's sharkin' mean?
Sharkin' because I already got my eyes on a few people.
I'm just trying to say it.
Is sharkin' illegal?
Is it allowed on campus?
Is it illegal?
Is it allowed?
I'm asking, is it illegal?
No.
So what the fuck do you mean?
I'm gonna tell them next year.
You can talk to whoever you want.
All right, man.
But books first, right?
Huh?
Book school first?
Books last.
Get the fuck out.
Oh, get out.
Right now?
Yes, get out.
Right now.
I'm gonna tell them.
That is nice.
That is a good outfit.
And it got wet.
30 seconds later, yeah
Nice to meet you all. All right. All right, Maya
Yeah, I feel bad, bro
Sarah Safari hello, are you ready? I'm so ready. All right, so listen
I didn't explain it in the auditorium, but the gym is open at 7 a.m.
Oh, I know you love the gym
I'll be in there go there 7 a.m. And it is a she university trainer. So if you want to get you put a guy
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll train him. Yeah, okay. Change him. All right. Here you go
You're scheduled. Here's everything for you. You're so excited. Thanks. I have a nice day. Appreciate you. I
W Sarah
I did the rain flowing down though, I think the rain is flowing now
I got you, I got you, I got you.
All right, okay, I wanted to bring your present
because I'm so thankful.
What that is?
Okay, this is a hoodie and sweat set.
This is from my brand.
I literally, I like, looked your size up,
so hope it's your size, but I'm so thankful.
Thank you so much for this.
I've been getting gifts all day.
I'm here to rep my female athletes.
I play softball, so I joined to be the cheer team,
so hopefully, I'm gonna be the spotlight.
I can do some flips now.
You do like a backflip?
Yeah.
Let me see some.
Oh, okay.
Okay, do not break your neck.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
If you don't want to do it, then you have to start on it.
Don't do it.
I mean.
Okay, go, I mean, up to you.
Okay, wait.
Please don't hurt yourself.
Oh my God!
Holy shit!
That's like five people that can do a backflip.
Yeah, backflip, I'm ready.
Yo!
But, I'm repping Memphis.
Okay, I'm from Memphis, so.
Memphis in the fountain.
Yup, Memphis is building.
Memphis is building.
All right, be safe.
Also, wait, I gotta say something.
I'm biggest snitch right here.
We were outside.
fireworks like crack this is before the rain happened but I heard it like
going off I heard music okay and then I heard screams this before the rain
started um I heard some parties a young stripping told you but um CJ he he told
me before he's printing out flyers and he's giving him out he's still good
he's still gonna give him out so thank you so much
Remind everybody your name.
I'm Tatum Bittick.
Tatum.
And Tatum Bittick.
Tatum Bittick.
Bittick.
Because you said it.
Oh, yeah.
What's your name?
Tatum Bittick.
That's me.
Tatum Bittick.
All right.
Tatum Bittick.
Also.
I don't call you TB.
Hey, people do call me that.
I'm TB.
People call me that.
TB.
OK.
All right.
Hey, straight A's too.
Straight A's do it.
Bye bye.
Let it TB.
Everybody say T-B.
Y'all come on, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cut it.
ZB.
Oh, tell them let some people in.
Tell them let some students, like, in the lobby.
They getting soaked out there, bro.
Let some people outside in, bro.
That's not, that's not, that's not, I'm so sorry.
Am I in trouble?
Yeah, no, I don't want y'all getting away.
How are you doing?
I'm soaking.
I was dancing in the rain.
I'm so sorry.
No, it's okay.
I'm so excited.
Here you go.
Hello.
No.
Tell everybody.
Yes.
Tell everybody they can find you.
What?
Tell everybody they can find you.
What's your name?
Stream name?
Oh, okay.
I'm Alzami.
You find me on Twitch, TikTok, Twitter, everything.
But mostly Twitch.
I'm a streamer.
And do you remember me from my song?
The
You
Go stream you are good. I can go stream. Yes. I love to stream. Okay. Go stream right now
Okay, okay, okay. Bye. High five. I'm gonna see you later, okay?
One more please. Remember, dinner's coming. Dinner's coming right now.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yes, I'm sorry. Okay, bye. Bye. Yes.
I can't believe it. Bye.
Alright, wait. Can I call you zombie? What? Can I call you zombie?
You're gonna say zombie. Alright, thank you.
Alright, thank you. Sorry, can I see that?
Alright. Alright, zombie.
Zombie.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
How you doing? I'm good.
I want to say I apologize sitting up with my right there. I apologize for having you standing in the rain
I'm so sorry. I did not know, you know, I didn't know about that. I'm so sorry
My birthday
Jay mommy
Oh, how the fuck is that?
How I pronounce it?
J Mommy Zero.
Zero.
Oh, okay.
J Mommy Zero.
I'm gonna call you J.
J is fine.
Yeah, yeah, no, that's fine.
Yeah, J is fine.
All right, J.
All right.
Yes, give me the phone.
Y'all tomorrow at J Mommy Zero.
Zero, yes.
J-A-Y-M-O-M-M-Y Zero.
Yes.
So you don't go stream, have fun,
you find out who you really are.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
And you gonna make up for this?
My birthday, y'all friend?
Like, um.
We might send you Zach to your room tonight.
Yeah.
Zach, this is fine.
Right.
Bye-bye.
Right.
Boom, everybody is soaked, bro.
Come on, Gene.
That's fucked up, Gene.
What's up?
Jada Bunny, Jada Bunny, Jada Bunny, Jada Bunny, Jada Bunny.
What do I stand right here, bouquet?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my God, I'm the Valsion.
Thank you.
Let me go up right there.
Yeah.
I'm so sorry for the rain.
Guess what? Because I brought an umbrella. I came prepared. Because I looked at the weather.
And...
Oh my God!
Yeah!
Please!
That is what happened!
Very minimum!
Did you bring a skateboard?
Huh?
No, I didn't bring anything.
Okay, there's another skater on the camera. I know you like a skateboard.
I'm trying to see if I can get some skateboards in here.
Okay?
Please, thank you.
All right? Jada buddy! Jada, where you gonna be at?
Where am I gonna be at?
Yeah, where you gonna be streaming and making talks with that?
In my...
No!
Where? Like, socials?
Oh, YouTube.
YouTube!
There's a camera!
See, everywhere.
YouTube!
Jada buddy!
J-A-I-D-A-B-U-N-N-I.
Jada, buddy, here you go.
Have fun.
I'm gonna see you today, all right?
Yes.
See you later, thank you.
All right, Jada.
Bye.
W Jada in the building.
Hi, guys.
Barney!
I'm so sorry for having you stay in the rain.
I'm so sorry.
No, no, no, no, no, I'm so grateful for the opportunity.
And I just wanted to let you know,
I'm super excited to make friends.
I'm kind of nervous.
gonna be good but yeah I'm gonna part I'm not gonna part about what not the party
to there's no party tonight there's no party but what though oh but there was
like like two people in line actually they said that they were going to like
um they were gonna like put pin something on me they said that they were
gonna pin that I was selling gun gun who I think it's named Guapo Guapo and then
raw dog moon they said that they're gonna pin the fact that I was selling guns
and I was selling and I'm gonna sell water balloons, but I'm not gonna sell any gun.
Okay, so we should be on the honor roll this year.
All right, Bet, 2026. All right, come on. Yes, sir.
Let me get you ready, right? Let me get you good. Bonnie, here's your stream.
Thank you. Go crazy. Have an amazing time. Yes.
Bye. Bye. W. Bonnie. Bonnie's so nice.
One next one. Okay. Come on in. I'm so sorry for having you be in the rain. I apologize.
It's okay. Thank you. Okay. I'll talk to you here.
So, anybody where they could find you?
I'm Malik underscore zero four.
Malik underscore zero four?
Hey, are you ready?
I'm so ready. I'm so ready to get sent.
You sure?
Yes, I'm so ready.
There you go.
This is how ready I am.
Have a nice time.
You got in there to split on that motherfucker.
I better be on the chair team.
Why am I doing split today?
Someone else did that?
Yeah.
Like two other people.
Have fun though, all right?
Thank you.
I'm fine.
He's split on that motherfucker.
Yo.
Lacey getting bullied by Suburban.
RB, you ain't that. You ain't that. You ain't that.
You deserve to be here.
You are an in-person application winner.
I am.
I see your reaction. You asleep?
I was. I'm gonna be up for class.
How you feeling now, though?
I'm loving it. Let me get you right. I also have something for you because you know this this I don't change my life
I feel like maybe it'll change yours. Oh, no, uh, we can't
You know
Because you got Zach's please helping out
So you know what I'm gonna
Give me the pocket phones.
And I'm going to tell you right now, I'm up to no good.
I'm warning you right now.
Thank you, thank you!
Yeah, up to no good.
I'm up to no good.
This is going to be a long, bro.
This is going to be a long semester chat.
This is going to be a really, really long semester game.
Like actually bro, I'm not even gonna lie to me.
Chai, is this gonna be a,
boy Chai, is this gonna be a crazy campus this week?
Hi, Kyle.
How you doing?
Hi.
Come sit right here.
Are you ready?
I am.
All right, tell everybody where they can find you at.
Key Cosmic, on my Twitch, you are a saint.
Where's the camera?
Everywhere, just say it out loud, they gonna know.
Hey, yeah, Key Cosmic, I'm from Brooklyn, New York.
Brooklyn, New York.
I want a model, I want a model.
I can't sing.
Here's something right now.
Yeah, right now.
You can't say you can sing and not sing.
I can't sing.
Let me hear something.
What do you want to hear?
Anything.
Shine bright like a diamond.
Go.
Come on.
Shine bright.
So shine bright.
Tonight.
You and I.
We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky.
There you go.
Have fun.
Go crazy.
I'm sorry for the rain.
Thank you.
I'm sorry for the rain.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for the rain by the way. I don't know it's okay. Okay. It's okay. All right. Have fun. Bye. Bye. Bye
Amazing chat amazing
It's so much personalities, bro
Sushi, yo, I'm so excited. Yo, look at this setup, bro
Hey, you were a dire man, right?
Go pro.
First of all, thank you for having me.
Bro.
Can't wait to teach the kids.
Hey, I cannot wait to see your class, bro.
I'm definitely going to talk.
Oh, it's going to be a walk.
I drove 24 hours.
What the heck?
With the shrug load of the best tech on Twitter.
Yes, sir.
I'll get away.
All right, go crazy.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Have fun.
You made that yourself?
Yep, this is all custom made.
Sush Tech, baby.
What up, Jack?
What the heck, bro?
Go crazy, have fun.
The Sushy Dragon.
Say yes to the game for them.
Sushy Dragon.
The Sushy Dragon.
I'll call you sushi, okay?
Yeah, yeah.
All right, bet, all right, all right, have a nice day.
Are you gonna give me some stuff out there
because you are a professor?
Yep.
And then classes are tomorrow.
Yep, can't wait.
Help all the students, bro.
What's that?
Help all the students.
I will.
Help me too, because my production goddamn needs.
Yeah, I got you, I got you.
Yeah.
Go.
Light!
I made it, but I'm not gonna lie, come over here.
I was in the rain.
Okay, I was sweating, I was hot, my hair not done, no more, I'm tight.
I'm sorry.
Not gonna lie, great lineup.
I ain't gonna lie, it's great lineup, like, or line up.
Not great, great like, lineup.
People, like, great people.
I know, I think you did a great job.
You know what, I don't like it.
The personalities is so like everybody's just vibrate everybody got the own aesthetic like it's no like you know
I'm saying right. Are you ready for SU? Am I ready? I've been ready since last year. Okay. This is your phone. You can keep this
Thank you roommate will be revealed when you go in there. Okay, so your schedule and everything have fun
Don't be fucking around. Okay. We're doing that's my party list that they was
Stitching on people. No, I was actually trying to
I was trying to shut it out. You know, I'm gonna come to you. I'm gonna tell you some stuff that you know
So let's see what you and my you know, like
Like
Exactly we got to read the bitch is what we got the weed
Bottles and we got lay the sense the sense he not attacking me. It's cool though. He's not jagging. It's cool
Oh, it's giving he helping me. No, dude. There's a campus. No
It's a great
Oh, that's what you-
That is so great.
I don't know.
I'm gonna go stealing.
Here you go.
Be safe, be great, and don't be-
And I'm gonna come and I'm gonna snitch.
Tell me everything.
You know?
Because when I tell you everything,
give me a PC, you know what I'm saying?
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
I'm gonna be strong.
I'm ready.
You're ready.
I'm gonna let you down.
Like that.
Let it out.
Don't let me down.
I'm gonna meet, meet, meet, meet, meet, meet that ass over, I'm gonna meet, meet, meet, meet.
That's my dance, dance, dance, but I gotta dance, dance, dance.
Yeah, I knew you.
Yeah, you know, because thank you for the opportunity, you know, like it's cool and all.
Uh-huh.
What?
You meet with the Rekhaa nigga.
Who?
Who Rekhaa?
You don't know that nigga.
No, I don't.
Rekhaa?
No, I don't.
That don't even don't ring the bell though.
You don't know that nigga.
You know what, do you ring the bell?
What?
Oh, hold up. Wait. Oh, sorry, you can't hear it.
Thank you so much for the opportunity, boo.
I'll show you how much I appreciate your truth
I'll show you how much dedicated to you
I'll show you how much of what I'll ever be to you
I'll show you how much I've got your world very good
I'll show you how much I'm much of my spirit
Mother chick, I'm too official and I don't even know what I want
That's why I'm talking to you
And I said you know that
That's why I'm talking to you
And I'm popping this thing back
Drop, drop, drop, jumping this thing back
This is from the time
I was all over the world
And I'm talking to you
Okay, okay, watch out, calm down
Pause it, pause it
And I want to say thank you
And chase that star that you love
And I want to say
Reen told me he got a big crush on you
You gotta be a crush on you.
Go!
That name don't ring it out either.
I don't know them, them, like who's that little,
who don't like, I don't even know them niggas.
Oh, you don't even know them niggas?
No, I don't, who is you?
I'm caught.
Oh, okay.
Wait, who's me?
What that, what that mean?
Dean, Dean, Dean Sena.
Yeah, Dean.
And also, who the?
Romanoodle backpack is crazy.
Roger, what the fuck you got going on?
Just in case you don't know Boo,
I wanna for class.
Okay, all right, president, okay, all right.
Okay, we'll be looking at it.
Yeah, thank you so much.
Okay, what are we gonna be good, right?
You ain't gonna be fucking around?
No, no, I'm not.
All right, hey listen, hey listen,
you gonna be streaming, right?
Yeah, I am.
If the service is good, cause you know,
it is good, it is good.
I'm wet, like, oh, I'm not shooting.
If it's not good, we gotta text it for it,
but it is.
Everything is set up on the phone, go crazy.
A lot of people was asking for you, and yeah.
Really?
Okay, thank you so much.
You know, hey, can I take something from here?
Yes, you can take a pencil.
In the flyer.
Okay, all right.
Okay, wait, hold on now. Oh, yeah, take one of these. Yeah, there you go. Yeah.
All right. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Huh. Yeah, just make sure you get your schedule. Don't lose your schedule.
I'm not. Thank you. Okay. All right.
Be safe, Wardrobe. I will.
Wardrobe went to everywhere, right? Huh? Wardrobe went to everywhere.
Wardrobe went to everywhere.
All right. All right. All right. Let's do it right now. All right, Wardrobe. Period.
That was a crazy performance. W Wardrobe in the chat, y'all. W Wardrobe in the chat.
What the fuck?
Yo.
Hey, I didn't know what's going to rain.
My girl been stringing for an hour and a half, y'all.
What the fuck?
Clarence, L.Y.C.
Hey, listen, everything has its own reason.
You're going to be good, again.
You're going to be my bad, bro.
My bad.
You're good.
My bad.
Clarence, it is that time, my boy.
Time to suit up and boot up, my boy.
Let's do it.
Hey, you ain't going to be fucking around crazy.
You're not going to be throwing parties and all that.
I promise.
Alright, alright, you been there super soon, you and Queen.
So you're gonna cold everything now.
I'm gonna like, I'm gonna oversee everything.
I got you.
Okay, here you go, Clarence.
Alright, have fun.
Say less.
Alright, bro.
Yo, bro.
Don't lose your schedule.
I didn't get a, what's that, how the club's working?
Oh, you're gonna automatically see it in your app
when you come to your sign too.
I hope you make out with me.
You gonna see.
You know I will.
I'm gonna see.
Clarence, W Clarence, the rat.
I mean, the rat is good.
The rat is good.
I might have to put some food on it.
Drummer, drum.
Oh, you bought your drums?
Did you bring your drums?
Did I bring drums?
I don't know where the hell we're gonna be!
Huh?
I don't know where to go!
Jumper, how you doing?
The last time I see you was Mafetan3.
Yes.
And now you are here.
Dude, I'm so stoked.
Be great.
Talk to all the students.
You mean go crazy.
All right?
Dude, do you want me to set up in your room?
Or?
You can set up anywhere on campus.
You got your drums?
You can sit outside when the sun rising,
you can intro your stuff with it,
you know what I'm saying, go crazy.
Okay, but I know you need to,
I know when I'm subbing, get this coming,
you'll be a little loud.
Come on, bro, people gotta go to sleep.
If you get too crazy, I'm coming to your-
Dude, I have one skill, which is like keeping you awake
and keeping everybody awake,
you don't want me to do that?
No, if you're doing it too much,
you're gonna have to come to my office, okay?
Whoever you're fucking with, man, I feel bad for them.
Holy shit.
I
That's a W
That's a W. I've got a few months to this left, but I ain't gonna lie bro chat. I ain't gonna lie
Yeah
Hey, now listen, I did it. You ain't gonna abandon right, huh? No, I'm a really I bet I told her you gotta fire me for me to quit
You know, you know, you know, it's crazy. Yo, yo Ray talked to me about he was like, hey
He he he love you love you love what you got going on. He loves you
Oh, yeah, come on
Yeah, I reckon they find you Joe oh why and Lg o why and Lg o here
I'm gonna waste your time. Oh, no go go go. I love you. I love you. I love you
I love you bro. I love you game. I love you game
Hey, don't be fucking around on my campus. I love you buddy. I love you my daddy
Love you, my daddy?
Did he just say love you, my daddy?
Did you hear that ass?
Did I heard that, right?
Suburb, just what they said?
Suburb clowning.
Suburb fry your shit?
Suburb just said fuck you?
Oh my God.
Yo, I knew he was going to be a problem, bro.
I knew Suburb was going to be a fucking problem game.
I fucking knew it gang.
I fucking knew who was going to be a problem gang.
I fucking knew it bro.
I fuck, keep snitching, keep snitching.
Y'all tell me everything bro.
I fucking knew it bro.
I fucking, let me go ahead.
Hold on.
I knew it bro.
They robbing people?
What?
Bro.
Agent throwing a party?
Now what's the hell is going on with his own...
Rule 1. How you feeling?
Hungry.
Okay, dinner's right now. Let's get him good. Let's get him right.
But you better have the food at it.
There's batteries everywhere. There's late night cereal.
And the cafeteria is during dinner right now.
I am trying to hear all that right now.
I don't want to waste your time. I know.
And I'm basketball?
Everything. You gonna find out on your app.
If I'm not, who would get fucked up?
Suburb baby. Fuck him up.
Fuck him up.
No Dean Sinat.
No, no, not me.
Dean Sinat.
No.
Okay, Rula, no, no, no.
I'm just letting you know.
Stream right now, Rula.
Stream right now.
Stream right now, Rula.
Chat, chat.
Facts or not.
This lineup is crazy.
Facts or no.
I don't know, I think we cooked up all around, like,
bro, I'm not gonna lie, this is a stacked, stacked.
Davis!
Hey!
Hold on!
I like this outfit. Thank you, man. You go live on the page
Okay, you're the shoes. Okay. I have a big ass office, man
So you ain't gonna be fucking around on my campus. He's gonna be good. What no no fireworks. No fireworks. They're nice
Yeah, I'm gonna respect this like both like I'm gonna respect this game. Okay. I like that. I don't get David
I don't want to waste your time. Oh, please don't here you go. I want a street
My bag is on the street
Yeah, I need to fix though. Yeah, I got to see you here. I got you.
I got you. W. Davis. Thank you for it. Thank you. Thank you. Yes. Later, game.
Yeah, let's be a deputy. A deputy. A deputy.
Ha! W. Davis. Don't y'all do not be a chocolate maker, bro. I know how you get.
What the fuck are you talking about? I know how you get, game. How old am I?
You're literally 26. Exactly. Okay, all right. All right.
All right
All right, they fight it
Bro's fucking reading outside
Bro, this is wet bro Larry Larry come on. No nigga. It's raining. Okay. My bad. What oh, bro
Oh, you came as a whole mother. No Nick. No the car game. You know me can't share it bro. Okay
Why are you playing around?
It's three pounds
It's a one it's a one in his name. I feel a crash game. No, no, no, bro. Oh my legs hurt. I was not planning on taking a shower
Okay, I'm wet
Here you go. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Ronnie. No, no, no, no, no. I need answers. I need answers
I don't know I was way to sign that game. I did it. It's not big enough
Why you have a gun on your head game. So we're not here. Yeah, shut up. Okay, like that. Not here
We wet you want your wet soup okay? What you not playing with you boy? Okay? What you need bro?
I need everything give me something give me something right now. Give me something bro. How do you know?
Hurry up. Yeah, okay?
Hurry up. I tell him what I could watch you at yes
Give me something bro. Tell him what I could watch you at only Larry King. They go by more you too bad
My god, I think my money gonna rob. Give me something. Okay. Hurry up. Give me something. Give me something
I see a hundred. That's a big ball. Yeah, I'm gonna give you more than that. Come on
Here's about
Oh
Yo, what the fuck
Yes
Give me your gun give me the strap nigga
Get the fuck on my open boy. I'll tell you what get on my office
Take your cashier, like, have an ass out of my phone.
You see him?
Get the fuck out.
I got it.
I'm gonna see you later.
I forgot I'm the dean.
I'm, bro, I'm literally the dean, dean.
Pudgy, pudgy, pudgy, pudgy.
What the fuck are you smiling for?
Okay, my bad.
My bad.
Bro, I'm in a ring.
You got me fucking walking.
Bro, don't walk.
Okay.
Why you got everything so fast on each other?
Okay, I'm sorry, Dean.
It's a big campus, bro.
No, it is a big campus.
They tell me I can't get in the car.
So none of that in my back fucked up.
Then the mic is under your neck. They don't matter. Okay, my bad
You gonna get you gonna get me set up. You said it's gonna be a lot of love
That's a lot of streamers. They're gonna teach me, you know, I'm new to streaming
I'm gonna teach you. I want you to teach me you the one getting the bag is you I don't want to learn from them
No, thank you back to oh, no, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna be like you
You individually so come slow
Yeah, all right, I'm sorry. Hey listen Zach's fees
Everything around let me know what anything you need didn't happen right now. You can't miss that
We're done now.
Get in the cafeteria!
You might even want to get in my bag.
Okay!
Alright guys, have a good day, dude!
You might need to start a football team, bro.
Not like Jamie.
We actually might have to start a football team, bro.
Act me, though.
Now we go real long back.
Oh yeah!
Yeah!
Coach is nerd!
Oh yeah!
Oh, yeah!
All right, take your cat in the hat-ass.
Okay, well, let's get him right.
Let's get him right.
What's going on?
Get me right.
Let's get first?
Yes.
Have an amazing time.
As you know, I applied to be the mascot.
Of course, you could be whatever you want.
If you're gonna be a mascot,
we won't see how good it is.
I got some stuff for you,
but I've got some stuff.
I got about three luggage full of stuff
that you would love to see.
Let me see it.
Oh, you gotta see it.
Have a nice day, big.
All right, cool.
Oh, yeah!
Oh
My god, oh my god, I don't lie. This nigga is crazy, man. Oh my god
I'm gonna fuck you bitch, you're gonna make me miss my lunch.
Okay, but we have Zaxus and everything,
like Simi and everything.
I didn't mean it, it wasn't me.
The process gotta be just faster, you know?
I'm trying to make sure it's good, Davion.
All right?
And Davion, I don't see you reenacting me and you meeting.
And I'm tired of you like these weird stories
where people fucking you and shit and then stopping.
That's not the point.
What you talking about?
But I got a question what my best friend see Duke Dennis. He just got pregnant. What I do
You do little booty turn that shit around smash his booty
And look that shit
Alright, come on get him out of here. All right, Dave. Yeah, I'm not done. What I love you
Opportunity I love you gang. Hey, go down. Why are you gonna kiss me bro?
I'm gonna talk about you my shit talk around to me. I'm gonna see your bitch has and I'm gonna spell and I mean that bitch
That Davion TV he body goes crazy I repeat Davion TV chat W86,000 songs
bruh
Guys I'm not running!
I'm so sorry it's raining cats and bulldogs outside
I'm sorry bruh
It's okay but you know I mean helping everybody helping me
Okay I'm not going to say $55 what be?
I got five pieces at home
Can I say?
Kai please like help me out bro
Not at all
Wait, I may need to use you.
Yeah, for what?
Um, like, so, like, we need to use as a decoy to lure people,
be like, hey, yeah, we got weed over here.
Come, if you bring me weed, I'll suck your dick.
And then after, I pop out.
All right?
We're gonna do that.
Rick, can they find you at?
Um.
Your boy will.
Yeah, no boy will.
Yeah, right.
You go.
Appreciate it.
All right.
See you, Chad.
Fuck you.
Yo, yo, yo.
Have a nice semester, bro.
You too.
Love you, Kai.
Yo boy will!
How you doing raw dark moon?
Hey listen, I'm sorry for the rain bro.
I'm trying to tell everybody here.
Hey, I'm just happy to be here.
Hey listen, I see you outside the ATL auditions.
I was watching, I know, I know, I know.
I'm actually a crowd.
I see you trying so hard.
I went to LA, I camped out, I went to Atlanta.
There's no I was watching you the entire yeah, all right, we're all done one is in the building
I see you trying to know actually I think like you're amazing theater, bro
And you're gonna go crazy make sure you have connections with everybody small big whatever it is
Have it amazing. Wait, hold on you try to pin something on Bonnie Bonnie told me about you
Yeah, we ain't gonna pin on her. What about he said she's like you gonna pin like something like a like a bad thing on her
She was nervous. She's kind of scared. What she say you say your name. So go to her. I actually about that
She says I'm out yeah, she says I'm out. Hey listen people usually come in raw dog movie. You can call me Connor Connor
Yeah, why the fuck would I call you Connor? Oh your name? You can call me right now. Okay. I'm gonna call you
Connor. Oh, yeah, but you like my name. No, I'm gonna go you bro. I'm gonna call you raw dog moon
Raw dog moon, bro, I got you. Hey, you look like you've been to Jim. Yeah, I was in seven again
Jim at 7 a.m. The trainers in there. It is open early in the morning. We want to go work out. It is there
Okay, let's do it. All right, bro. You saw yeah. Yes. I saw you bro
Oh my god, I love you. Oh my gosh, I love you. Oh
Yo, let people see me
See me love more people in bro like in the actual, but I'm so sorry you're right, bro. Oh, you're good. Oh
Hello
Okay, don't worry
Yeah, I know
Where can they find you where can they see I get um, huh?
Twitch what's your name? Oh AJ?
Hey
Can't get a photo with you
And I'll see you go hey have an amazing semester up taking you hug or come let me go let it in you all wet
Okay, all right shit. All right. All right. Have a nice day games. Go crazy. Go crazy
Oliver okay explain to the people what's happening bro. They space to the people club director Oliver can explain to them facts
Gonna make us you a movie. How would you what you got planned? Oh, what's your club? It's a surprise?
I will my club is bow. Yes, we're gonna make right teaching. I'm gonna make films. Yeah
Because obviously we make the trailer.
Yeah, both back to Oliver.
How's people, a bunch of my trailers,
we go back and forth.
He helps me with coming up with all my trailers
and everything like that.
And we've been smashing it.
So every trailer you have been seeing
has been Oliver and Gibson.
Gibson on the way?
Gibson is TVD.
Okay, okay, I bet.
I bet.
W. Oliver.
All right, Bruce Lee.
Okay, so.
All right.
You just got here?
Yeah, I just got here.
Straight off the jet.
All right, Bruce Lee, see you soon.
Later.
W. Oliver, gang.
I
Demand me and him you like my co-director, bro. Like I leave that right then he co-direct everything
Then you service I appreciate you, but you got out there man. You got a bigger. You is sharp man. I appreciate that
Hey, hey, I appreciate you. You the first mother now
Appreciate you brother. Hey man. Listen. This don't want to know the ass-o-turk multi multi-talented multi-faceted West Coast player
Okay, with that motherfucking pristine program,
and God, listen, we about to turn this shit
into Pimba University.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
If you do that, I'm gonna choose on a P.
Bitch, I feel like I'm dreaming.
McQueen, McQueen, McQueen, if you do that,
I'm going to expel you.
Damn, why?
You're not doing no Pimba.
What you mean?
You wanna be with the Hex and shit like that, okay, cool.
Okay, okay.
No Pimba.
No, what you mean?
What you mean?
What's wrong?
Hey, we be like, played him?
No, nigga, I'm just saying, I'm having a confidence thing,
I'm having a program.
OK, all right, I mean, shit, if it ain't no crazy shit,
you know, here's your phone, here's your schedule, here's
everything you got to get.
Where's this key?
Oh, they got it?
All right, they got it.
They got it.
I'll talk to you.
All right, listen, man, you've got a great show.
I appreciate you.
J-U-D, J-U-D, J-U-D, J-U-D.
We want to go crazy.
That's right, let's go crazy.
Have you been to gym?
Yeah, I'm going to go.
Gym open at 7 AM.
So if you want to go over there and work out in the morning,
you can.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm okay. I'm sorry. You they want you are running for class president, right? Yeah. Did they find out what class president is or no? No, I don't think so. Okay. The results will come soon. Where can they find you and where can they see you? Um, everybody follow me at JNMLA TV everywhere. The baddest. Okay. Oh, and tell them it's not how you know me. Listen, okay. I'm gonna teach you the first rule of Shibidhi University, okay?
Do not mention haters, okay?
Because that's what they're gonna watch for goddess.
They're gonna see everything with goddess.
All right, just be you.
Do not feed into the hate.
That is all psychological, okay?
Make sure you just be you.
Don't let anybody shut you down.
Don't be this motivated and nothing like that.
You are pure.
So here's your stuff, okay?
All right, go crazy.
I'm gonna talk to Javier.
Thank you!
W.
They see just their hair.
Her hair smell like straight flat iron.
Yo, she just did that motherfucker.
Bonita!
They're coming from Jamaica, you said?
You from Jamaica, right?
My parents, yes.
Okay, that mean you from Jamaica.
Yeah, that mean you from Jamaica.
See, I can't take some ox'ta rice out of beans, everything.
I'll watch you.
You know, you be consistent with your shit, all right?
Here you go, I'm sorry for the rain,
I'm sorry for having you without you.
Oh, you had a soaking wet.
No, I swear to God, I'm sorry.
You see my hair?
I did not know, I did not know.
I'm so close.
We're gonna jump you.
I'm sorry, Bonita.
That's okay.
Alright, be safe, have fun, we have a long week ahead of us.
Where's the camera?
I want to say hi to you.
Everyone, everyone.
Hey, Chad.
Bye, yo.
Let the Bonita...
Pull, pull, not push.
Oh my gosh.
I wish I could just literally snap a finger and everybody can see.
Okay, hold on.
I don't know how to pronounce your name.
Say it, everyone.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let's get our phone, let's get our phone, let's get our phone.
Let me, let me, let me ask me to pronounce it, okay?
Let's walk.
Yeah, come in, come in, come in.
Hi
Sella aloo no, okay?
Silly aloo that's really close. Okay, silly silly. Oh Lou. Oh my god
Silly all the love don't take your name that is you silly. I'm a cold
My name you gonna be silly. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right, but I shouldn't just change. I'm excited
I'm excited huh? I shouldn't just change it to silly. I just leave it. I
I mean, no, like I think if you and people who's gonna have to learn how to do it, you know what I'm saying
But if you want to take this suddenly you can but
hold on
Oh fuck. Yeah, silly
Say what I'm silly Olu silly. Oh, oh
Oh, okay, silly. Hey yourself. Thank you. Be safe. Have fun
Well, you had a dog with you, right?
But I see that, he's so adorable.
He eats cardboard and underwear.
All right, be safe.
Well, that's the best.
Suki Robin people, but what is happening?
It's like, doctor, how you doing, yeah?
Isabel Grace, how you feeling all the way from the UK?
The only one from the UK.
You're representing the UK.
No, no fun, no fun.
You have all the UK among them, you're representing.
So here you go.
Wait, wait, man, I need advice from you.
But what?
Can I just say that I love you so much, you've inspired me.
Can I just, I need advice for a couple of minutes.
All right, for some of you.
Oh, yes.
I'm about to start.
All right, cool.
You got me there.
Yes.
And I started this new brand called Velvet.
Can I show you my design?
So there's one called a Wi-Fi address,
which is basically fashion meets connection.
So, people need to stay connected these days.
Oh, why are fine shirts?
Okay, what else do you have here?
What the fuck?
The invisible pocket.
The pocket's not actually there,
but it just shows that, you know,
everything that you're looking for is right in front of you,
even when you miss it.
What?
What is this hands hoodie?
Hands hoodie is of the culture,
because hands does catch up on big beans,
and big beans is from the UK.
And I bought my own.
And what is this streamer jacket?
Oh, so the streamer jacket,
I thought that maybe you can like help me design that.
So basically there's like a pocket for like a pool,
charger and then a pocket for a tripod
and then there's like, you know, stuff where you could
put like cable management and like a stuff like...
Okay, hey listen, I mean it seems like
you have a vision here.
But what do you think about the name of Velvet?
Velvet, it's ass, it's ass.
It's so ass.
What does Velvet mean?
It's about the feeling.
It's about going against the grain.
And sometimes it's not about following the trend,
Oh my god, you are fucking bloody wanker. You're fucking bloody wanker. Here you go. Here you go. Hey, have fun
You're representing no no money money
Because you ought to make sure that you can represent the UK rock
All right, so how was the last year and now you're nervous? Yeah
Okay, all right. All right. Be safe
Be safe.
My bad, I'm sorry.
Be safe.
Okay, have fun.
Have fun.
Why am I seeing Raqqai?
Oh, shaz!
Oh my God, you bought me Spider-Man.
Spider-Man releases July 31st.
I'm the biggest Spider-Man fan.
Shut up, Tom.
I appreciate you.
I'm sorry for having you away for so long.
My eyes are soaked in wet.
Shaz, I'm so sorry.
It's cool.
I'm thankful to be here.
It's wrong to the fucking building.
That makes your shazes right.
Shaz, I'm so sorry.
Bro, hold on.
Give me a hug, bro.
Come on, come on, come on.
I got you, Shaz.
Don't even worry about it.
I got you, okay?
I appreciate you so much.
Here you go.
Here's your streaming phone.
Go crazy.
Put it up for the towns.
You might have missed dinner,
but there's hot luck, food,
and everything around, all right?
You're a born nigga.
I teach you how to fuck your mate off the hood nigga.
Okay that's what, okay.
Listen, listen, listen.
Yeah, hopefully you can launch that from here
and then apply it.
Hopefully, even though because look,
you have rats, I got roaches, so.
Wait, I have a rat right here.
Get the fuck out of here, y'all bro.
Wait, what?
Oh, let me hold it.
You want to take care of it?
I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to,
I don't want to disturb you.
There's a rat?
Yeah.
I, oh my God.
Somebody gave it to me.
Oh my God, you're dirty as fuck.
We buff on our bronze.
No, no, no. That'd mean we dirty, you dirty.
All right. Okay. Oh my God.
Yo stop, Shaa.
Shaa, stop.
Shaa. Stop.
Put it back!
Put it back.
Wait.
Okay, put it back.
Put it back.
It's going to get released.
Hold it.
That's your baby.
Oh wait, it's not that bad though.
It's not.
It's not the opposite.
You and I must make amends.
We must bring salvation back.
Oh, Mike's here.
Just call my name and I'll be there.
You know, Michael Jackson made a song for his family.
So you want it?
I actually do want to keep it.
I ain't gonna lie.
Keep it?
See, you not saying I don't want it.
Yeah, all right.
I'm going to get two ques, and I'll let you know.
I'm going to take care of it.
I might kill it.
You might what?
Get your door, explore and ask the fuck out of here.
Yo, what the fuck?
What the hell?
Bye, I love you guys.
Yo, protect that fucking spider me.
I will, I will, I got it right here, no worries.
Bye.
Oh my God, I'ma call him Ben, I'ma call him Ben.
Oh my God, you look like a demon lechist.
Wait, you look like a demon lechist.
Don't look at my walk, I'm butt legged and not me.
My bad, I'm so sorry, I'm over it.
Hey, Angel cracked you.
Oh my god, you're so little.
I'm little.
No, no, no, no.
I saw you're so big, like, oh my god.
What that mean?
Now you are, kind of.
OK, all right.
Angel Crackdue, it's an interesting name, behavior.
Thank you.
Yeah, what inspired your name, Angel Crackdue?
OK, Fortnite.
Oh, oh, and Crackdue.
Yeah, everybody making it all.
Yeah, it's about some session.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's not a crime.
Be safe.
You probably know who Angel Crackdue is.
Thank you so much, and I love you, and I'm a big fan.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.
Be safe, you have fun.
It's gonna be a long week.
Okay.
All right, now.
Ain't you packing?
Bye.
They stole wardrobe stuff.
What the hell?
Who stole it?
What?
Oh, girl.
I don't know why I'm seeing Raqqa on campus.
They stole wardrobe stuff.
What is going on, bro?
Is this the principal?
Come on!
Get it right, get it right.
I don't like to paint,
so you got something for me, right?
Listen.
So, Liv.
Listen.
Everybody giving you gifts, giving you snacks,
and I'll stare into your eyes for two fucking days, Kai!
Okay.
Ah!
It is for you.
This is for me?
Put it in your bedroom.
Put it in your bathroom.
Stare at it every fucking day.
It's gonna go right here.
Put it right here.
Wait.
Oh, it got wet outside.
Yes.
That should go to my pants.
Kai, you haven't fucked up.
My hair's straight, baby.
We don't do this on the islands.
What is your...
Where you going, Shimo?
What's your name or everything?
Let's let it go.
L-U-H-L-I-V-1.
Okay.
L-U-H-L-I-V-1. I'm so sorry you can't see now, okay?
Thank you, Kai. Give me a hug!
Later. Bye!
Be safe, okay?
Okay!
All right, next.
Jake!
Oh my God! Sierra!
Sierra, it's been a long last time.
Mafia time.
What, by the way?
And we're gonna have a dance battle this time.
And if I win, if I win, if I win, if I win,
I'm throwing a party, I can throw a party.
If, if, if, if, if, if, if I win a dance battle,
then I can throw a party.
Now, I don't like parties.
But, but, but it's fun though.
Like, you know you love to dance.
I mean, you got no party.
I don't like to squeeze.
You know, I don't like to party.
I don't like a big party.
I like to party.
Okay, what about a smoke?
I like a vibe.
Yeah, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's,
what about books?
Let's talk about books.
Let's talk about flowers.
Let's go to the, let's talk, who's sour?
Get her shit.
Sierra, get your, get your ass out of here.
So if I win, I'll say.
Yeah, okay, we gon' see, we gon' see.
Be safe, okay?
Holy shit, man, holy fucking shit.
Yo, this lineup is actually.
They gon' be in there, fuck that, boy.
Let's go!
Hold on!
You don't, hold on.
We'll put this right here.
Time for that now.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm just gonna tell you something.
Hold on, hold on.
Okay!
Ma!
Yeah!
Ma!
Hey Ma!
Don't stop!
Okay!
We are here, I am here!
I'm not a lot boy. You got my top a little hard. I can't angle out. I'm disappointed fail. How are you disappointed?
Yeah, I'm a cold worker. Just been in here. They came two hours ago. So I'm saying I'm not what they want
I'm not what you on I'm trying to get
I'm paying you. I'm paying you. I'm paying you clean my shit up. They telling me you splackin
What is this? You looking up a festival?
But my foot my foot. It's a little bit late. I'm gonna get tucked in but okay
You don't hear it. I don't even fucking talk to you.
You know what I'm saying? Like don't say it. Yes.
Why they go on hard eyes crazy?
I look better than games.
Come on, game, it's a sexy day today.
I bet, listen.
I need my shit cleaned.
No party, they told me you're going
to go on a party tonight.
No, no, no, who said that?
Your coworkers.
Who?
Your coworkers, Chris and Devonte.
They sent out through the party?
Yes.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
All right, let's get up.
Oh, oh, no, you're good.
I bet you can stream.
You don't have a student center, so you can stream.
Right now, go spark up and have fun.
Say no more, dude.
All right, bro.
Make sure this is good, you're a speaker.
Don't forget that, my boy.
You wanna clean, you wanna clean right now, right?
Right now.
All right, all right, ready?
All right, hey, make sure it's squeaky clean.
Squeaky clean, yeah, I see the move.
Okay, all right.
Damn, y'all glazing.
Bro, y'all are glazing, bro.
Where's all the hard eyes for me?
All right, chat three, two, one.
Spam hard eyes now, for me.
Hi, oh my God.
Go!
Oh my God.
I loved your application.
Hold on, let me see your name.
Okay.
I know it, Chiara please.
Yeah.
Oh wait, I'm also coming here.
Yes, yes.
Yo, I loved your application.
Oh my God, I love the style.
I love it.
Oh my God, it's fucking good.
Wait, wait, wait, I was gonna bring you an apple,
but I didn't have one.
Okay, let me see.
So I have a banana.
Oh, no, no, it's wrong.
You know what's crazy?
I was asking for a banana yesterday, today,
and I never got one, but I'm gonna try it.
Hold on, let me see all the taste, though.
I'm a little scared.
Oh, ooh.
Is it good?
Ooh.
Ah.
Uh-huh.
Okay. Spicy.
Spicy.
Is that right?
I got it right.
You love my application.
I did. You did really good.
I don't know what club you in.
We're gonna see.
Here you go.
Here's your stuff.
Have fun. Have an amazing time.
And go crazy. I'm sorry for the rain and everything.
I'm so sorry, but we're gonna get through it.
Be safe.
All right
W. Kiarra in the building, yeah
Oh my god, I think I'm gonna learn some bananas. Oh my god
What you got
Can you hit the Michael Jackson?
That's how you started, that's how you started.
Rick and they find you.
What is your name?
Tell everybody.
There is a lot of new watcher right now.
Hello, hello.
My name is Mookie.
You're for the energy.
Kai, I got a Red Bull.
Okay, yo.
I know you like Red Bull too.
Okay, and you like classes, right?
I do.
You like books?
I love classes.
We like, I'm here to learn.
I'm here to learn, Kai.
Up high, now I know.
I got Valkyrie earlier.
I'm like, she's so sweet.
I've been ready to learn about her.
Yo, make a lot of friends.
You already know.
Where you from?
I'm from Toronto.
Toronto in the middle, man.
We're wrapping up the six.
Hey, Drake, Drake left out some stuff.
I saw that, I saw that.
I'm gonna wrap it.
Be safe.
It's nice to meet you.
Thank you, bye.
W Mookie, man.
Amazing.
See you.
Yes.
Next, we got four more students to check.
We got three more people left.
Ava!
Oh, there's a lot!
I've been waiting for a long time.
Yes, you've been waiting for a long time.
How you doing?
I'm great.
Great, great, great.
Fun fact, Ava, I watch your streams a lot.
You don't ever, like, you be gaming.
You be gaming.
Can you still put me in the back of the line?
OK.
I'm sorry.
OK, listen, I didn't have no control, rain, cold, great,
It's okay because we have a full week ahead of us. I ain't gonna be partying
I think I missed dinner though. You're gonna eat these dogs.
What do you want? What do you want? What do you want?
You want this? Yeah, sure.
Here you go.
Wait, do you actually have a rat? Yeah, I do.
Can I see it?
Wait, you like animals? Yeah.
Here you go, look. Wait, have you picked it up yet?
Yeah, I did. Oh, he's so cute. Can I touch it?
Yeah. Oh my god.
Wait, so like...
Oh, he's so cute.
Wait, he's tiny.
Why everybody like him?
Because he's adorable.
So I do think I should keep it as a school pet. Yeah, you should make a little cage or something. How about you make me a cage?
Okay, why don't you touch it? I might make this a school pet. Okay. Do you have a name for him?
Huh? You have a name for him? Ben. I'll call him Ben. You wanna know why?
Because Michael Jackson called his his mice Ben.
So yeah, I'm basically glazing Mike. I don't care though, but I think it's gonna be good. I hear your stuff
I'm so sorry. I have a gift for you though. Yes, you know, you're on like day one. We're all on day one
Okay, okay, hold on
Maybe you can put on your desk
We're all right. You know, you can't forget your roots either out of all photos. I didn't want you to forget
That's a good photo. That's you
You can put it on your desk right there next to Ben.
I'm going to put it on this side.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
You know what?
I'm going to be grateful.
I'm going to put it right here.
I'm going to be grateful.
Exactly.
All right.
Give your phone.
Go stream.
Thank you.
We're going to tune in.
Okay.
I'm so sorry for the rain and everything.
Not genuinely.
Genuinely.
I'm so sorry.
Okay.
All right.
Be safe.
Bye-bye.
Tell them all.
Chet, did I keep the mic as a school pet?
Oh my God, what are you doing?
Oh my gosh, that's so easy.
I have to have you wait so long.
No, you're totally fine.
Let's get it right.
Do you remember me?
Yeah, Naomi, right?
Yes.
Where do you remember me from?
Did you see my application?
I follow you on Twitch.
I get to your application on YouTube.
But you don't know why you're following me.
Huh?
You don't know why you're following me.
No, I've been following you for a minute.
OK.
For a long last time.
So the reason is because I'm like.
When are we first in the right?
Yes.
When?
years ago. You clicked on my stream. Okay. You're watching the hot tub section. Okay.
Great. Like I was watching this on our stream. Yes. You're watching. You're doing a horny
viewers POV. Yes. Yes. You don't remember this? Okay. Anyways, my mom used my mom was
trying to be funny. So she put me in that category. I didn't do it. Oh, you wasn't in
No, no, no. So she was like, oh, yeah.
This is when I want to go see why Twitch
hasn't even pulled hot stuff.
Yes. Yes. And then he clicked on my street.
Yeah.
And I won V2'd you and Phantom and Cod.
You beat us?
Yes. Yes, that was me. That was me.
You're the one that...
Yes! That was me.
Do you have a gate?
Yeah, the BIPC you did. We had to run it back.
Yes.
Won't be run.
I brought my controller.
Okay, back. So we're going to...
You two?
No, no, no.
We're both gonna have one.
You beat me in Thanos.
Yes!
Okay.
Oh my god, this is crazy.
I do remember.
You do?
Yes, I have a video up on YouTube on it.
You do?
Yes, it was me, Thanos vs. you.
Yes, quick-stopping.
I told you, I have a song.
I told you it's over, hella shit.
I don't know.
You're being really nice, but yeah.
Oh no, I gotta get back.
I'm so sorry.
Okay, go stream, have fun, I'm sorry for the rain.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for being here.
Genuine.
Who did?
God damn!
Bye, thank you so much.
Wardrobe got robbed.
Bro, what is happening?
Yo, why is it like Gotham out there right now, dude?
Why does it seem like it's Gotham out there again?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
T-Pain, T-Pain, T-Pain.
How you doing?
Okay, listen, we need to do stop by the office real quick.
Let's explain it to everybody.
This just seems like a lot.
It just seems like.
I know, I know, I know.
I'm hearing that she wanna make a school anthem
and I hope it is really good.
I know it's gonna be really good.
I hope it's good too, man.
Is up to the tools to make it come to life.
Look, I'm gonna give them all the tools they need.
Now, what they do with those tools,
I really can't control.
Okay, and let me know if we need me to be on the track.
Okay, let me know if we need me to say something to a-
I'd rather not, I've heard you, right?
You know, it's one of them things that I did.
You know, if we have like a spot later,
and if there's like one of the joints that's like,
we like that, but it's missing like one thing,
then we'll call you in, like a secret weapon.
Okay, I feel like it's cheating if you want to okay. All right, so I won't be on it. Yeah
I won't be on it. I'll be there to listen. Okay. Yeah, I appreciate you be here as you know, you're gonna go crazy with your club
I know you're gonna go crazy with everything. Mm-hmm. I'm excited. Thank you. Thank you for not kicking me out in the first 10 minutes
Oh, yeah, I'm not I'm not you follow the rules right? Yep. Yep, sure. Oh
Yeah
I'm expecting you to be having everybody party and stuff like that's not even I don't know I'd hear old enough for me to even
You know, so yeah, thank you so much. Yeah. Yeah. All right. If you do if somebody do come around like 40 years old like around that area
Just come just come holler at me. Okay. I got you. I got you
You keeping this after or yes, I'm keeping it. You can't take it
You know, but in your you already got stuff in your room. No, I'm gonna bring it to my whole. I don't think you know
I'm gonna take it tomorrow. I mean we live in the same you can't fly with this though is what I'm saying
No, I'm gonna pack it in my suitcase
See you then get out. All right. Hey look man if we got a spot on the song. I'm gonna call you
Let me know we here never do we got ahead of us, bro. I don't think I don't believe that. Thank you
Thank you for that. Thank you for our footage. All right. Yes. Yeah, sure. Yep
Who's next
What?
You gotta let people know.
What?
You really wanted to come last year.
I really wanted to come last year, but I'm here.
But you're here now.
And I'm grateful.
Let me tell you something, bro.
I stood outside.
It was a tornado outside.
The wind was blowing so hard.
It almost blew me straight into the niggas, bro.
I ain't no library.
It almost blew me straight into the niggas.
What's going on with you about brother?
See, look.
He called me.
I ain't no lie.
He called me.
A brother called me.
He called me.
he called me a brother called me he was like hey like I'm on that so I was like
shit fuck you look good I don't want to see you guys tell him to go clean go
clean no look that's another thing I was gonna tell you look I'm gonna be
everywhere where the generator at I'm there so if he cleaned in you clean it
I'm cleaning too. If he jump off a bridge, I'm going to miss him.
No, no, no. We don't want you to do that.
Too far. Yeah, too far.
All right.
Too far. Here you go. Congratulations.
I appreciate it.
You deserve to be here. Half one.
Thank you.
All right. No party, all right?
Hey, no party.
I'm going to meet you at somebody's party. I got you.
I love that.
To the next version, then I love it. All right.
All right.
Oh, shit. What the fuck?
Silly. Please, Sikua Epic Awesome Enemy Music.
Kaisen at the Sun, you really wights to be a little silly baka, don't you?
Saving the best for last.
I've come to save you.
Me?
Don't you forget the mowgli.
The Alpha's on the way.
Oh
Do you need medical attention, are you okay? Oh, oh
Okay, so I'm gonna see me on campus. It's right you bastard
So you go like this.
Yeah.
Okay, so do it again.
So you go handshake.
It goes this?
Yeah.
Okay, switch up.
To us.
Okay, all right, babe.
All right.
Listen, let's get her right.
I'm so sorry I can't have you say it in the way.
Oh, good.
I'm sorry that you are here.
Okay.
Let everybody know where you fit to be.
Who I am?
No, yeah.
Where are you going to be streaming at?
Where am I going to be streaming at?
Go now.
Okay.
No, yeah, what we won't be streaming that where I'm gonna be showing up your name your name
Everybody she's the last one so listen everybody go to her chat and go show her some love right now. Do me be I'm so excited to be here
Have really enjoyed it. Okay, seriously. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much
I'm gonna time. Thank you. Is it nobody out to you on the last one. All right. You say the best
Let's relax.
That's a nice move, let's relax.
All right, let's switch to desktop real quick.
Let's switch to desktop.
Let's switch to desktop real quick.
Max, what the fuck are you doing?
I don't have no PC.
I don't got no jacobo, I don't got shit for it.
What happened to your PC?
It's not there, nigga.
They stealing PCs?
Are they stealing PCs?
Max, this is the day one, bro.
Listen, bro.
What happened?
I need to walk with you back anyway.
Oh, that's how you...
You gotta make this shit up, bro.
Okay, um, you a little below the height.
How?
Let me see a walk.
All right.
Keep walking?
No, walk that way.
What?
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay, now walk this way, walk this way now.
Like, keep walking.
Walk, walk, walk.
Yeah, yeah.
Get you and the CB looking ass looking the fuck out of here.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, don't let nobody in my office at this time! Get him out!
Okay. Alright, let's go to desktop, chat. Let me know when I'm on desktop.
Chat, let me know when I'm on desktop. Am I on desktop? Am I on desktop, y'all?
Am I on desktop? Am I on desktop? Am I on desktop?
Chat, I love you guys so much. Everybody spam W line up.
line up everybody spam w line up I I love you guys so much at we so love
everybody
I will see you tomorrow
everybody everybody go to streamer university if you want to see everybody
Streaming everywhere
I want to say I love y'all so much bro
W226, y'all we thanks for the 10 gift, we appreciate you.
I genuinely love you so much, production.
Let me start getting the cameras going, okay?
Set up my back, I'm going to be looking at
what everybody's doing.
I love y'all so much, Shay.
They robbed wardrobe, y'all are getting robbed.
What the fuck?
I love everybody.
Everybody, go show love to everybody.
I am ending stream now.
Everybody, go show love to everybody.
And I love y'all, bro.
Thank you.
I
Go show love to everybody out there
I know my mouth is so dry right now. I don't even know what's happening anymore, bro. I don't even know what's happened anymore, bro
genuinely
I'm done talking. I love y'all. I'll see y'all. I'm gonna just end it. I'm gonna just end it
Don't watch go support. Don't support the small creators. Don't support everybody y'all
Don't you go up in a hurry, your mom will be worried, oh it was all part of the story, even the scary
nights, thank you for all of the party, you will be remembered, oh thank you to all of the
heroes of the night.
Who are you, who are you?
you
Thank you.
you