you
You know I love you too, and every time I get something to cry, it makes me wanna move.
It makes me want to have fun, but it's something about this joint right here, this joint right here, it makes me want to...
Who's wrong with it?
It's been a long week, I put in my heart
It's gonna live on, but they don't come to kill the fries
So my life's gonna see when I'm with you
Let's see when I'm walking past the mirror
We don't trust through the night at a time when my life ain't worried
But if you're feeling, feeling like my head on straight
I got the vibe right, I ain't gonna let you kill it
We are bull and chains, my life, my life
Just buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
Bye bye bye bye bye bye
See I won't change my life
I'm not that good
When you're doing all those things that you wanna do
Get the best out of life, raise yourself to something new
Keep your head up
If you're near a convenience store right now, any type of 24-hour store, go into the store
right now and put your hand in the cash register.
Take what you want, take everything, take what you want, take what you want, take what
Take what you want, and then I'll change my numbers for you this night.
Alex and Anna, Alex and Anna.
Do you have any pride?
Well, that's what I'm talking about.
Happy Earths.
We are the Earths.
Let it go.
I'll be Earths.
We are the Earths.
I'll be Earths.
We are the Earths.
Let it go.
I'll be Earths.
We are the Earths.
I'll be Earths.
Bills is going to jail tonight!
EJ is going to jail tonight!
CJ is going to jail tonight!
Kendall is going to jail tonight!
Here are the list of students that I need to report to the main office.
The first person, Marlon. Everybody tell Marlon to go to the main office.
Yugi. Everybody tell Yugi to go to the main office.
Suki. Mello. Suki Mello. Everybody tell Suki Mello to come to the main office.
Runic everybody tell runic to come to the main office max and wardrobe
everybody tell max and wardrobe to come to the main office rip see everybody
tell rip see to come to the main office your production I don't know what my
The YouTube count is that I was right here. I'm gonna put it right here, okay?
Pooty come to the main office
Malia
Come to the main office
Lenai
Come to the main office
Bonnie
Come to the main office
Markel
Come to the main office
Maya, both of them, Maya Nicole and her roommate,
come to the main office.
CJ, Billzo and Kellow come to the main office.
Ciara come to the main office.
And Aisha come to the main office.
Ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen, how are we feeling it is officially day three of streaming universities chat?
How y'all feeling chat chat? How y'all feeling chat? How y'all feeling y'all? How y'all feeling? I'm a little hungry
I got e-zaxies y'all
W-zaxies in the chat. We need my zaxies coming in man
Let's get some zinus at the bottom. Ooh, what do we have today?
Okay, let me go ahead and uh, we can use this one right here
Yeah, thank you
Thank you so much
Thank you, that's me
Chat snow my lunch time is when I eat is when I'm here with a you know refuel and do what I gotta do
You feel what I'm saying chat first things first. I'm gonna go ahead and say something okay chat if you guys do not know
It is picture day today
That is why your boys have been ruled out. Okay chat
Yeah, here is what's going on today, okay?
Picture Day is today for the official 2026 yearbook.
So everybody, please make sure
at your favorite streamer or any streamers,
small, large, whatever, tell them all
to make sure to come appropriate.
Come appropriate, uniform.
Chat, what colors should we be wearing to picture day?
What colors should we be wearing to picture day?
What colors?
Let me see
No, why?
This is not red
This is maroon maroon and gold is what we wear
Why do you two chat saying
how does Shana's get robbed?
Listen, maroon and gold.
Maroon and gold.
Maroon and gold, okay?
Burgundy and gold.
I like that maroon type, okay?
Also, Dami and Devante as well.
Make sure Dami and Devonte gets here as well. I
Want to see Dami and the bottom on the Devonte and Chris
To fuck it. Tell all the janitors come here. Okay. Um,
Yes, make sure they hear bro. I don't know what the hell going on. All right, listen chat
Honestly today is picture day
Okay, then we have let me go over my announcements that we do have
Okay, basically I spam locked everybody's been locked. She I hear hear me on this. See I know what's going on
Okay, today is picture day. Please wear your uniforms and head to the gym at 3 p.m.
Picture day is in the gym. I
Repeat picture day is in the gym
If you're missing any uniform items, the gym has some available for temporary use
I repeat the gym have uniforms to be worn for picture day
So if you do not have uniforms in your dorm, we have some. Okay. All right. On top of that. Okay. Stream snipers have officially started. Check the app under the campus tab to see who you are assigned to assassinate.
There's a $5,000 prize for that. Okay. Check the app to see who you should assassinate. Stream snipers is going on and make sure you get it on stream.
Okay, next the talent show the talent show is at 9 p.m. Tonight
The talent show is at 9 p.m. Tonight
Okay, it is at 9 p.m. All right the spelling bee is also at 9 p.m. In lecture hall see
Prizes will be given for both activities
So if you want to go to talent show or if you want to go to spelling bee both things have prizes if you attend
So if you want to if you want to go
Let me know. Okay. Oh our head there
Do I'm locked down? I repeat
Do I'm locked down is at 11 p.m.
11 p.m. Is dorm locked down so that's all the gift there's also everybody show love right now
I really appreciate it now. Let's get into the facts
tomorrow at 12 30 Eastern no 130 Eastern the mystery lineup for the
alumni will be happening. I repeat, tomorrow for the mystery alumni reveal, it will be happening.
for those who do not know the alumni have their own dorms the alumni have their own
rooms the alumni are the graduating class of 2025 for the first time we will be
able to see the merge of two classes on one campus. And let me get something straight.
SUPD and I are aware that things might go overboard and we will be taking the proper
precautions if things get too escalated. For the first time in my career of 10 years at
at Schumer University, I actually might expel people as soon as they come on this campus.
Not only that, all because you are alumni does not mean that you can't have detention.
Tomorrow, since we are expecting for it to be a little rowdy, we'll be giving a minimum
of three-hour detention. Nothing below that. So if things get too out of hand, we'll
be giving a minimum of three-hour detention. If I catch anybody doing
anything unusual, that's your ass. Also tomorrow is homecoming. You will start to
notice the campus when we start transforming into streaming university
pride. Rep SU to your fullest extent. Alumni, I make something new guys, to come with SU pride,
feel strong pride. To those who have been selected, congratulations. We feel as if it will be nice for
you to return. Okay. Right now, there is an overnight stay for the alumni. But there's conspiracy
administration that we might have them stay an extended day to close out this event.
But in order for that to happen, we want to push one thing and one thing only.
Collabbing with small creators. Make the connects. We'll be monitoring how you big creators come in
from this class and class and last class and try to see how you guys can collaborate with
the small creators who may be needing more help. I will be heavily monitoring that.
And if shit is just fucking terrible and everything's going left and my school is burning down,
I could pack y'all shit up for one night and hit that motherfucking street. Okay. Now,
Yes, um, I'll post that soon now listen chat now listen. Okay. I am about to everybody go to my Twitter in my IG
Yeah, I'm about to see me alumni reveal tomorrow at 1 30 EST spam locked if you understand
and spam locked if you understand that's happening chat spam locked be there streamer university
selected alumni revealed tomorrow at 130 Eastern be there it's happening on my chat the alumni
will be reviewed one by one on my on my Twitch once they get revealed they are able to stream
I repeat once those people are revealed. They are able to stream. Okay
But they have to come to my office first get revealed and then they will be able to stream
So alumni, please please come prepared. I repeat, okay?
Alumni you guys have all the tech you guys have got nice room
I don't have all y'all like the little stuff. There's no there's no PC
So make sure I come in with whatever equipment y'all want
Y'all have a good nice room and I'm pretty sure a lot of y'all are grateful
Do everything that the current class have you guys do not have okay, which is like the little stuff the PCD equipment
And stuff like that, but we're making sure the internet and your dorms is pretty good and everything like that. Okay. Um, here y'all go
Here we go
Hold on give me one second chat. Give me one second everybody spam the Twitter spam and Twitter like please
Okay
Wasn't this here my bad. I just have to get this out the way my bad 130 Eastern
And boom
All right, they will be revealed here first chat at 1 30 p.m. Okay. All right
There you go. Yes, pin it pin it pin it okay next oh, let me get some sex please
He's gonna get some zacks, some zacks.
Um, let's send in the first person.
Send in the first student.
Um, look the fuck.
Come on in.
Sit down.
You
Move that
How are you doing?
That's peace. Yes. Here you go. I really do. Thank you so much
Okay, yo, this is the night everybody pin her twitch right now. Make sure you guys go follow her
Make sure you all pin kai's twitch and go follow him if you don't know who he is
Everybody, go ahead and pin her stuff.
Now listen, do you remember why I called you in here?
Why?
I was supposed to be in here.
Go ahead.
And I was not partying from this.
You were not partying?
I wasn't.
OK.
Who are the stitches?
The stitches, come on.
I mean, who's the people that you stitching on?
Tall!
Yes, I am.
Bro, please!
I can't, I can't!
I can't!
Babe!
Thank you.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Here, I got it.
I'm sorry, that was my friend.
The fuck is wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
Hold on, I'll stick.
I'm looking for something.
Ready?
Oh my God! You almost messed up my clothes! For victory!
Get the fuck out of my office!
I'm dead ass!
I almost got shit spilled on me!
Sorry, come in.
Get the fuck out!
Are you down?
No!
Can I get that chicken?
No!
Yo, I just saved my fucking pants, game!
Yo, I almost- I own your game now, bro.
Nah, bro.
I almost bought it, I almost had it.
Next!
The next person in me.
They don't like me out there.
What's happening?
I don't know they just keep saying fuck the dean and something else.
Who?
A bunch of people.
You got a whole lot of people out there.
Okay.
Alright.
I gotta talk to you.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Go ahead and say your name.
Introduce yourself.
Guys, I am Marlia and I am here to switch on PooDee.
W. Marlia.
Let's go ahead and pin Marlia's twitch right there.
Everybody please follow her.
She's been doing amazing this entire semester.
You're on the state bar list.
All right, so tell me what's going on.
Okay, so Puddy has been spreading
nasty little rumor about me.
What he's saying?
So I was so-
Puddy, the professor.
Yes, Puddy, the professor.
The one who told me he wanna go,
he wanna get the best professor stuff
and get MVP and get everything.
The one who used to be claiming that.
He said that.
He wanna get that and towing everything.
Go ahead.
That's not happening after this.
What are you saying?
I was talking to someone else on campus, right?
And it was about my taste in music.
And I was showing these guys and granted what I listened to
is non-music to a lot of people.
And so, Puddy was there by, I called him over
so I can show him it as well.
He heard it, paused it immediately, told me it was ass.
That's fine, no problem.
He walks away and starts telling his stream
that he thinks I'm gonna shoot up the school
because of that.
And I confronted him about it.
I saw him later the day and I confronted him about it.
He told me no, we were a young man
and he starts telling her that I'm gonna shoot up the school.
So who?
Yona and his champs.
Wait, Yona?
Yeah, Yona, excuse me, Yona, I'm sorry.
I don't speak English, I'm sorry.
You talk about Yona like, oh, Yona the Collier.
Yes.
Okay, yes.
Yes.
So he told her that you were a school shooter.
Yes, because of the music I listened to.
What was that music you listened to?
Uptempo.
Me here, what's your favorite Uptempo song?
Well, can I show you the one that I showed him?
Yes, go ahead, what is it called?
It's called Greasy Unicorn.
Greasy unicorn by GPF and my GPF and
Yeah, just search that look about there's no way you go school sugar cuz you want to play this song
Wait greasy. I say you smell greasy wrong
Okay, greasy unicorn this this yeah, he gonna say you your school sugar cuz it is
Get out!
You want me to leave?
Get out.
Okay.
I'm so sorry, should I have warned you?
Get out, get out, get out.
Okay.
I just want you to know that I'm not going to do that, okay?
Get out.
Okay.
Hey, I'm sorry.
Get out.
Hey, I'm sorry.
Get out.
I'm sorry.
Get out.
Get out
There's no way she actually this is that what the fuck
Nets I wrote sooner. This is a tank it did
Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, I couldn't fucking wait I could not I
Could not wait
Check everybody this is Bonnie
This is Bonnie and we honest Bonnie has not been listening
What for the entire week?
I
First day I see her she kept running late at night at curfew. I'm like cool first day, you know cool
second day
always a suspicious
Today she set her videographer to go to class for her because she was too tired
How does that even make any sense
So no sending a videographer to class because you were too tired
Explain first of all, I'd like to address these points one at a time
The first thing that you said was I was running around late at night when in actuality
I was escorting students who were lost to their room. I was cat
I've seen you by yourself multiple times and run because I dropped them off at their door
Second of all, you said I was looking suspicious. I'm a weird profiling there
I don't hear a crime. I just hear looking suspicious
You kept going like this, ducking off like this.
Like somebody was like, you see the ghost, continue.
I was, and then third of all, and then third of all,
I didn't want chat to miss classes
because I know that people are watching,
they really wanna learn.
So I sent my cameraman because I couldn't make it
to the class, but I was technically there
because I was watching the whole time
and I was cramping.
Okay.
I was cramping.
Yeah, I was cramping.
Come here.
It's the only time I'm gonna allow somebody to talk.
How did that make you feel?
Go ahead.
So do you want me to explain what happened
or how it made you feel?
Everything.
Okay, so first she woke up, or she woke up late,
so I woke her up to get to class.
Then I got the permit ready.
She said she was about to get ready.
I had the permit set up and everything.
And then she said, I'm gonna go back to sleep,
go to the class for me.
And then I said, what if I get in trouble?
He said, it's okay.
I told you, so yeah.
How it made me feel, to be honest,
I got to meet Captain Elena, so it was good.
Yes, the next time you bring something, I'll put you on detention for 30 minutes.
Yes, come on.
Oh, it was covering.
Come on.
Can I just also say, I think it's like, wouldn't it be nice if there was a girl on the police
force because here's the thing, there's no female representation there at all.
Okay, listen, I agree.
And maybe use that in force.
I agree.
And I think if I was going to be like, look, I've made a lot of friends here.
Okay.
I know a lot about what's going on.
Yeah.
And I think if there's anyone who can really mediate, you know, it's me, I've dealt with
a lot.
I know, I know how things go.
What we over to my message. Yes, sir.
You want to be in the police force?
And I think I'm really good because not only the fast agile, you have a cop on how to keep it.
And also, I'm really good at it.
And I'll talk to them.
I know a lot of people on campus.
Right.
I have a specific word.
Here's your proposal.
I'm a sign right here.
I have a specific word.
Go ahead and show them the clip evidence.
See what they say.
It's not up to me, it's up to family.
Thank you.
Badness.
It's not up to me, it's up to family.
OK?
Clip evidence of my capabilities.
Huh?
Of my capabilities.
Clip evidence?
Or if it's.
Clip evidence of me saying, here you out on being a cop.
Okay, you ain't go mess around, right?
No, of course not.
The tension if you mess around.
Next.
That was Bonnie's stuff, people like that.
I don't know what, but she looked like Kim Possible.
Like she over here, you know?
Baby.
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down.
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down.
What up?
Sit down, sit down.
All right.
Yeah.
Now listen.
What?
You y'all know why y'all in here?
No, why are we in here?
Wait, I thought, wait, hold on.
It's the hand selection on who got,
did they come in here?
Yes, you are, you're on the list.
Why are you on my hand, there?
I think we're on a list.
We're on a list.
Okay.
The good list?
Yeah.
Now listen.
What?
You guys,
ask to join cheerleading.
Are you in here?
Yeah, we need that.
You seen us yesterday?
I'm talking about some weeks.
Straight, toe touch.
Dude, that's our biggest one.
I see y'all yesterday
That's cool and all but it's like did you like it? Did you go? No, I?
Okay, and
What you got going on? Can you tell what you got going on with? Oh?
My brother that he's so distracted to goddamn actually got him clean
Because he's been cleaning and he's still doing me at the same time
He told me he the only janitor still cleaning around here. So I don't know what you're talking about. He doesn't clean at all
I was cleaning with him. What are you talking about? He does not clean at all
Yeah, you know, I don't know but I told you what I was on when I got here. So can't say I ain't saying
All right, I know why it's me and Chinese team. Do you guys want to show them what you guys can do?
What the same time
All right, yeah, three two one
Okay
Marko does like you guys
You know we have a big listen really big huge huge games of all we ready
And
I'm thinking. Yeah. See you later.
You're like, no, no subs.
That was hard work.
Stay farm. Good neighbors come after this.
Stay farm. Like the real my life.
Yeah.
I'm trying for you too, but I forgot to bring you.
What's in the briefcase?
Where's that?
I had put it in there.
I thought it was 10 K.
Okay, baby.
I'll be safe.
All right.
W W's W cheerleaders.
Y'all I'm seeing Lacey get an attack.
Lacey is sneaking. Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Lacey is sticking out tonight to go on campus kind of will be girls and and get to go off campus.
I'm going to add up right now.
If Lacey speaks off, there is going
to be expulsion because being expelled or going off campus
in the safety hazard.
So they may not be going anywhere off campus.
Next.
Hi.
Jada.
I found something.
I think. The flower field.
We followed up in a flower field.
I followed this flower path and I went inside and there was a fountain.
And then, okay, I'm going to turn it into administration.
You thought you have a clip of finding this administration.
Okay, but what do you mean?
So confirm that I found it.
No, because I didn't announce any bags yet.
So I'm going to make sure maybe they just didn't find it.
Okay, I'm gonna make sure this is an official bag and if it is a
Okay, how the hell did you how are you like would you just already ready to check it?
Yes, we spent all morning looking for the bag
Okay, all right. I'm gonna ask the administration. All right. Okay. Wait. Hold on. Where was it at? It was
over nearby
What is the clock?
The um place that we went to the auditorium
matter that the orientation the orientation okay yeah the flower field and everything hold on yeah
hold on
hold on hold on Jada
Yo, was there a hidden briefcase in the flower field by the fountain?
Okay, thank you so much
Thanks gonna be announced later. What? Yeah, what does that mean?
I mean you guys had that like yet to make
You want ten thousand dollars that ass I
Didn't even announce the bags that but you want ten thousand so I'm going to announce the next bag
Later today, I'm gonna hold the bag and I'm gonna know something later, but you want ten thousand just like thank you
Don't thank me thank myself. No
myself oh mr. B. yeah thank you mr. B. thank you so much okay I'm gonna be
gonna why okay thank you ten thousand just like that thank you see you later
be safe you too tell the next one in how the fuck is she finding already game
yo data make sure you make sure you send the clip to my phone send this into
my fun of you finally. Okay, I bet. All right.
They is feeding. Next.
Mark, how are we doing? Mark? He's been doing a great job with
the chair team talk to me, Mark. I'm just grateful to be here
this year team. We started off rocking, but a lot of girls
locked in and put in the effort. And I did have a couple people to snitch on. I favored
him so I could. And I was kind of disappointed because I was thinking that the other professors
are going to take their job. Seriously to me. I saw this young lady walking around white
claws and then Marcus had a party in his room last night. Oh yeah. And then. Wait, wait,
Marcus is a club. Yes. So he's not like talking with students. Yes. These are students going
in his room and then on top of that I go in the room they left the door unlocked, bottles,
beer, that's John who we have. Oh, cut water, don't hold it, oh my, and this is why, this
is, see the way you represent yourself is real streaming university aesthetic. You know,
we take our job very, very seriously. Every time I see you, you're never doing anything,
you're out the way, you're taking on job series. I see you on TikTok, I'll be the day,
interview with Dr. Day and I'm gonna say I really appreciate you. Okay tomorrow,
Markel, here's the big game halftime. I don't know if y'all coordinated a color
theme or whatever y'all want to do but tomorrow is the big game. Do not slip up halftime.
Yes sir. We need a great performance. We need a great show. Okay and I believe that you can do that.
Can you do that? Yes sir. We got a final practice today. We got to just finish out the routine but
we will provide a final show. Sounds good. All right. That's all I need. That's all I needed.
And you may or may not be on that state farm good neighborhoods.
All right. Yes. All right.
Yeah. I'm chat.
Also, homecoming is tomorrow.
The basketball game is also tomorrow.
The basketball game we streamed on my stream.
Everybody will be streaming.
But if you want the real crazy view of the basketball game,
it's going to be on my stream tomorrow as well.
So I actually streaming like, damn, I think I'm streaming like, damn.
twice tomorrow I'm streaming twice I'm streaming for the reveal and then I'm
streaming the basketball game what time hold on the basketball game is so yeah
right now
The basketball game is tomorrow at
Okay, homecoming starts at the basketball
Whoever that is hold on the basketball game is at
To this catch right here it says 430
430 the basketball game will be going on but check there is also a streaming
university fashion show at 345 345 and then we get into the basketball game
right after that so it's fashion show then it's basketball game okay both
events tomorrow along with homecoming along with alumni okay so it's a packed
Crazy day. All right, homecoming is all day tomorrow. Okay, so make sure y'all are good
I'm streaming twice tomorrow, which is to reveal and in the basketball game all that Eastern
I mean, those are all all right. Hold on. Those are not Eastern times. Those are
Those times are
That's those at T 45 so Eastern that's 445 and the basketball game is at 430 so the Eastern that's 530
Okay, just turn on notifications. Just follow up subscribe and turn on notifications. I'm central time. Yeah, I'm central nuts
Yogi
You have been one out. Okay. No, I have been I haven't even done anything. I've literally got everyone in my class
Okay, you have been on out. Okay on top of that
Um, I don't know necessarily what you be doing. I've been enjoying it. Honestly, I've been hanging and I've been getting bullied
Okay, but I've been playing. Oh, but like all the way all the all the all the students
But I'm like the bullies bully my role is to get bullied so other people don't get bullied
You know me that's my role and then I go through all my classes
I'll be learning I'll be taking notes and doing what I got to do. I haven't done anything bad
You be one of them. I'm not gonna lie yesterday. I was saying that what I just love puzzles and she spoke highly of you
She said, you banged on her door and then you came back and said, I apologize, it was
me and I'm not going to leave your room unless I get your PC fixed and up and running.
And she said you helped her with all her equipment and that is why today you may or may not be
on that state farm like a good neighbor list, okay?
I thought I got in trouble.
Keep being a good neighbor.
I will.
Keep being a good neighbor.
I will.
I'll keep being a good neighbor.
WUG in the chat WUG in the chat WUG in the chat
NEXT!
How are you doing Mr. Gantt?
Red!
Got so much respect for you.
Love this school.
You know why I told you I was here?
Yeah, because I had to tell you something for real.
I got to tell you about my roommate.
I didn't call you in here.
You're not going to tell me something.
I got to tell you something.
So what the fuck are you doing in here Red?
Quick, come on, come on.
I
When I'm gone right I just got up on my bed I put my stream on the PC engines why I kiss my roommate sniffing my bed
Okay, I know you should do
Actually, fuck your name. Yeah, no, no, no, I got no real shit
Like somebody sniffing my bed this creepsie like there's a weird
Who was it baby? I a nigga snitched in my bed game. Oh, he a crackhead. So like I ain't gonna lie
He cool up with him. Why is it nigga snitch my bed nigga got a sniffing fetish? Okay. Let me see how
They can sniff everybody see we see him go
Okay, let me see
Cuz think about it a nigga could have shit stains and they draws and got a now you so what if we
So reds, it's the same reds
You have to tell him that I did we wrestled in shit. No, not a wrestle of
Genuinely, I mean like heart to heart human to human human crackhead could they be all be water
He'd be like he bike butts and bang his head on a metal wall. Exactly. Yeah, you know, I'm well
You say you're a crackhead. Yes. No niggas got boo-boo for the energy game
We barely a jump nigga jumping doing cold wins issue game
You do you did give him a um a slap like I see that that was crazy. I made sure he was okay
Okay, that was an accident major. He was okay. Why are you looking at us? I did they go back phase. I just got him right before
I got a little bit above all right, but look look um
What you want a roommate changed? No, no, that's it
What do you do besides yelling at people and getting on people as an expel in people you ain't gonna help
with this when somebody's coming forward like what the fuck is you know you just
up your swag and trying to show niggas you want to hire a position of authority
to other niggas okay that's about to Dave y'all I will address him about yeah
like I don't gotta be no mention but like you would just turn something like
that are you going to confessionals and tell your problems mean you having that
right no because I ain't gonna know what I thought this was confessional no
What confession in the lounge in the student lounges? I ain't big I ain't gonna lie
I
Wasn't wanting like five years ago
So I ain't gonna lie
Do you gotta go tell the priest about some shit because it's best to go tell the priest in the confession
Doofenship that's a type of confession. You talking about it. No, oh you talking about like confession about students on campus
Yes, all right, babe. I ain't gonna be in too long. No
Everybody follow reds to funny on twitch it is pinned right now on the chat. Hey everybody
Hit that follow button.
Yes sir.
All right, ready?
Before I go, the girl, she a girl, she cool,
very cool personality.
I love what she do.
Before I leave though, the person that's coming after me,
I ain't gonna lie, gang.
Her bro do smell like shit.
Who her?
Yes, I ain't gonna lie.
That shit smell like bull balls.
Okay, tell her.
No disrespect though, cause like I ain't even telling.
I just waited to tell you to get too ready.
So you could get the whole little nose and shit up,
plan it off in any other various ways
by grabbing your nose or turning your head.
No look passes, looking up, down, you know.
Just let you know.
Okay, I better tell her.
You're a piece of gum too, I'm gonna let her sit here.
I appreciate you.
I think she gotta have a toast.
Okay, you want some biscuits?
I ain't gonna lie.
I'm straight.
I warm them bitches up late last night.
Oh, so you had a lot.
All right.
Yeah, I ain't gonna lie.
All right, all right, all right.
Check that.
Next!
Oh, fuck.
Hi, Kaysan.
How you doing?
I'm doing good.
I'm happy to see you.
Okay, talk to me, talk to me.
Okay, so, I don't really know why I'm here,
but like, I did what I have a question I wanted to ask you.
What?
I wanted to ask you something,
so you know, homecoming is coming and all.
I want to be my homecoming king!
Please, be my king.
Ah!
Aw, ladies and gentlemen,
the little girl is so cute.
The little girl is so cute.
Kitty, sit down.
Sit down!
I'm sorry!
I'm going inside.
How are you
You want the real answer good answer
21 21
21 years old
Okay, and that's like
You what that's the best thing you got that's a wash joke. I
Don't wanna go home come on you. I'm the dean if you're my students. Oh, maybe that's okay. Maybe you work at Jason
That's not real! That's propaganda, that's AI!
Okay, so, I'm Duke Dennis!
How about I ask you, and I just have to let your heart, even though I hurt her,
because you're my little sonnet, and I'll do whatever it takes to make you mine?
Jeez.
Is that a wrist shot?
Get up all of this.
Okay, bye.
Ooh!
I love you, Kai.
I'll be making my money.
Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's do something, please.
Next!
I'm not acceptable!
I'm acceptable!
Oh!
Guys, oh no!
Because I was lost last night!
I'm one of the assholes!
I miss all my classes today!
today. We got to talk about something.
Okay, let's talk about. Okay, let's talk. Let's talk. I'm so serious. We got to talk.
Talk to me. Dean, I'm so tired. I'm like my mood is like bad right now. You did everything
bad except how because it's more than just a walk. Okay. Did you get the new walk?
It's right here. I'm sorry. It's right here. Oh, supposedly this is the other the walk.
is this, but it's a new password.
So I don't know if that makes any change.
So that's my, that's my number.
Okay, I can see that one.
But my other issue is this.
Talk to me.
Okay.
I was lost up last night for Suburbe, baby.
Okay?
Suburbe.
The one I'm, the one I'm, the one I went to jail last night.
Yes!
FU's most wanted.
You said FU's sweetheart.
To jail last night.
Fanon Walton, officer Jordan,
blow whatever his name.
Yo, they came to get you.
Suburd put hot sauce all over me.
Okay, hold on.
Put them on this.
Okay, okay.
What do you do?
Stand right there.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What do you do?
Suburd, baby.
Yeah.
He put hot sauce all over me after I got out the shower.
Right.
Yes, he came up to me by my door and he had it right here.
And I said, don't do it.
Don't do it.
I have.
I just got out the shower.
He said, oh, okay.
And he did it and then run.
So I put it on the wall and they come and chase after me and literally locked me up and said I vandalized as you.
Okay.
I'm done.
I can't.
I'm tired.
I'm sad.
Like I couldn't.
Okay.
And what else?
Hot sauce and what?
Hot sauce, water.
He took, he stole my equipment.
Really?
He's all started from him stealing my equipment and your little janitor?
Right.
Devonte?
I called him to the office right now.
Exactly. I'm so overdue.
So, Burson, bothering me since the start.
I thought I was wrong to leave to get you.
How much jail time do I need?
How much jail time do I want to give him?
In this corner.
So, you want to...
So, you want him out the whole semester?
Yes. And we need to work together, Kai.
I need to be your new president. Right here.
We need to work together to take him down.
I'm telling you, I'm better than all your presidents.
I'm better than all your motherfucking presidents.
the first university class president.
Yes, I'm telling you.
Can't be somebody who cares.
I'm telling you right now.
Community of hard work and loyal entertaining
of voice for class.
All right, if he was class president,
what is something that she would do?
I would make sure the campus is clean.
Have you seen the hallways?
Nasty as fuck.
Nasty as hell, I'm so sorry.
So Burberry's calling.
What the fuck?
Hold on, answer.
Wait, oh shit.
Hello?
Why?
You know who this is, partner.
What?
You know who this is.
What the fuck is this?
I got on tape with it.
What was the nigga answering the phone?
This is Dean Sennett.
Daddy Dean, I just wanted to call him and say,
hey, love, I hope you have a good day.
I hope you're doing well.
I respect you as a wonderful lady.
I respect everything you got going on.
Um, um, hey, give me some good shit to say.
Give me some good shit to say.
He's full of shit.
Don't listen.
Give me the one for present.
We can work together to take him down.
I want the campus to explain.
I want the students to work together.
What is that?
What is on his head?
Fucking nasty ass sweat.
And McQueen needs to go too.
He needs to go and follow.
He needs to go and spawn.
I don't know what that is, but they need to go.
Okay?
I ain't trying to go to jail, Berb.
I'm looking forward to working with you.
Berb, I ain't trying to go to jail.
All right.
Hey, listen.
They even telling me?
Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna see what I can do to do it.
OK.
I might like them until, like, five hours today.
OK.
I'm telling you.
All right.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
You're welcome.
Add me to the camp.
All right.
I'm telling you.
I'll let you in.
Drink it right here.
Bye.
How you gonna go on here harassing the girls, bro?
You scared them away!
But you're literally scaring them away.
Who?
But everything is like this in the university. I don't even want to know how they was like in college, bro
Honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly, bro. Next
No
No, no, no, no, look is wait stay phone been a good neighbor show. Hi, bro
You've been big mother stay from sure real puts you to the motherfucking list nice
What's this?
Fuck the dean, we won't clean.
Who is this?
Look, oh, who is this?
No, no, no, no, no.
If you don't care for me.
The volunteer has the papers.
He's putting them.
Wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no.
What you gonna do?
What?
What are you saying?
Explain yourself.
What explanation?
Same outfit everything
He protested
My brother
It's fucked up, bro, hang on, bro.
So this is special, bro.
Hey, who better off making this school abandoned?
Come on, come on, it's going to cost a lot.
He is really stupid, bro.
Bro, bro, bro, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is one of the suspects right here, him.
This is where he is burying.
He's like he's five years old.
That's ruining.
That's one of the suspects.
Hey, I appreciate you telling me this is why you're not
listening.
Can I get to the custody, though?
Oh, what?
The custody oh
You want such a family that's a PD job. Thank you. You can't give me put it
My the top one step outside this one. Oh, you're trying to go out that way. It was fucking cute
I'm gonna get you out this way. Come on. Come on. Come on. Wait. I'm not done
Why do you move like that? I don't know
Staying in the walls and shit yo, why do you move like that?
I'm gonna protect the custody game
Can I leave from the back of the living room?
I'm gonna let you get to the good neighbor subs alright?
Keep doing that that's how you get the fucking shit off, kid
Come on and direct this shit bro
I fucked what you want bro
You want some good shit?
What?
Go ahead.
Oh, shit.
No pork?
Who's he?
No pork.
Okay.
You good?
Uh, it's a comfortable vehicle.
Hurry up, hurry up!
I bet next
No talk to me, talk to me, what's happening?
speed I'm happy to see you I'm gonna let us go let me just go down the
way I don't hear I don't say bro yeah you have genuinely been do this big in
there no what I missed
That
How do you get so recent?
It's bacon bacon
How to taste it I knew it I knew it
I promise you I ain't gonna say bacon in there bro, don't go. Damn my bad, buddy.
I had something in there bro. Oh my gosh. I don't think it's like any like fucking like
it's like my poor thing bro. Suffer a lot, suffer a lot.
Here, here. No. Oh my god. Okay. Oh, that's the second time you did that. You ain't anyways.
Yeah, what happened? Second time I did that. I won it was the first time.
Any you do with the agent one time. No, I
Don't think so. No. Yeah. Yeah. What's happening? He doing great. So top real good
Thank you. I was gonna come in I said say you want a good neighbor list so we won't get to you
Oh, that and um, that's it. Just keep doing you just keep being representative of what you do and keep
Sv. I'm not so right. That's it. That's it. Yeah. Thank you. I'll see you man. Yo, child. I love wristbeats actually a
Good
Good girl great. You're good student. You're gonna get great
Okay, okay, I'll see you. I'll see you. Bye. Bye. Catch you
Next I
Watch that
Come on. Come on. You too. Come here. Oh, you still got you too. Okay?
Come on. We're your class
What? Yes. Oh, you would have had it. It was a very good class. Did you hear about it?
Cool. Did you hear about my class? No, I didn't hear about it. I had a student complaint coming in here
I also heard about your games. I'm also hearing too much about your booty. You're just doing too fucking much, bro
And I think you need a reset
Jaili, I think you need a reset bro. I'll see chap. He you be watered. But go ahead
It's one of the best classes today. Okay, very serious very formal for informer and former and formal and formal very formidable
Yes, I did hear the accusations saying that about
Oh, something about a suspicious book bag or something from one of the people here.
Right.
You explain.
Um, they said, what did they say again?
Tell me what they said about the book bag.
I did something about a book bag or like I told a girl that she like,
Tell me what did she say again?
That like, yeah, whatever it is lying, whatever it is lying.
My class was good.
Wait.
School.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's called a school shooter. No, let me explain. It was a girl. Okay.
On the emo side. But she had a book bag. I know who you're talking about. Yes, you
take the music and you call the school. I didn't call her school shooter. I said, if
you feel anything, I want to make sure I'm friends with you early. Okay. So I'll be okay.
anything the only ones you'd be friends with first day of school you know
instead of talking to the battle you talk you get them out the way first okay
there's my second time sitting here I'm hearing too much complaints I'm seeing
too much stuff so I think you need a 30 minute detention I had a good class today
I had a good class from day one that's what you fucked up that game
we had a good class day one you keep telling me you're tricking the class to
battles to become into detention. We look me up in class. So listen to me. I'm gonna
say you to detention, but I'm not gonna turn off your stream. No. Here's what I want
you to do. I want you to go mingle in that library with puzzles. I sit down
there with her for 30 minutes, genuinely, and take that ass down. If I catch you
not in that, if I click on her stream and you're not there. I'm there. Last thing.
what you put out a bounty for thousands of cells really saw them first no no no
I'll give you what it's about the hunter check is about the hunter life
oh he's there no about the about the other day
I brought him here I brought them here so I would like a thousand subs but I
would also like to be promoted to a police officer undercover undercover a
A bad list on the cover. Okay. You want me to put several you go to
Officer fanum and make the request I can't fan up with me handcuffs yesterday. We thought I stole his
I stole I stole his paintball gun when he was asleep
This was the reason yourself now. Now. We actually might actually put your whole screen everything on the tension
No, no, no, that's what you have to do. No, we're gonna do we go we go find putty's name. No
We're going to find putty stream right now. I I personally
Could you did that to ruin it game? Did you see my class?
Oh
Okay, we're good
Okay, come on. Come watch your soul go into detention
No
Puddy I've been doing good
Ask puzzles. No, no, let me just do puzzles. Let me just do puzzles
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yes, this is not even working. My thing is not even working
Alright, you don't see that with puzzles. Yes, but also a dog ship with much
You don't deserve a thousand
Know there's no
He don't know he does not deserve you do not deserve a thousand gift
Professor act like a fucking hooligan
My class today was great.
He keeps saying today, today, today, today, today, today,
today, today, we're having a yesterday, yesterday,
yesterday, yesterday, yesterday, yesterday, yesterday,
yesterday, yesterday.
Get out.
Let me get my phone.
Get a Red Bull and go to Puzzles.
All right, but listen, can I please just get 1,000?
Just get 1,000, what?
Get out!
I'm not saying that.
And get ready for picture day.
I
Put it back to multi-cam put it back to multi-cam
Terrible necks
Yo
Woonik
How you doing? I'm doing good as I look
Hey, I heard I heard I saw some sense so what saucy Santana
I heard something else about you. That was really bad, bro
Somebody came in here complaining about you and coach on camera. Oh, I ain't gonna say who that's not feelin worried about
You look that for a picture date. Oh, yeah, you're cackies though, but they gave me an extra large angle lab
I'll put a belt on oh what I have you from over there. So hopefully you be able to find something like that
You like all right since chat be honest
Since you got caught in here the first time that you're TVU. Yeah, thank you so much, bro
I ain't gonna lie. You really can't do for you. Okay. Since you were not since you got caught the first time
I haven't heard that much bad things. So check. I'm gonna give her the benefit of the doubt. Yes. All right
I heard I love Marty told me about some other shit. Okay, Marty and show me some other shit
Okay, I've seen some silly you walking the type of shit or that whatever bullshit you want stopping now
I have you on a bit under the good neighborhoods. I got a lot of proof that a lot of people been fucking up
I really turn to your snitch. I got a lot of shit on people, bro
I don't even want to see it you don't want to see it. No, but guess what?
I'm gonna put you on the good and able list because you have to be an improvement
Yes, if you want to be on it more keep good at it. I'm gonna do good
I ain't gonna lie got a lot of problems with people in my hallway
Blitz. Oh keep messing up the hallway. We got a he poured hot sauce on my bed
You the second pussy took my heart so slow like he's fucking up sub suburbator, right?
Causing problems too, bro. I ain't gonna lie. He keep messing with me every time I go to sleep. He's knocking on my door
Okay, listen suburb baby has been doing great. He's been calling me
But he was saying there's no way he's acting up right now Lacey. He should he pee the whole be good neighborhood
Let's see what he's doing
But he's a fucking problem
But let me tell you brother Lacey is tripping look at this shit. He was doing
Lacey did that he tp'd the whole neighborhood
Then look at this wait a learn destroyed the hallways. She sprayed a bomb. I'm telling you you think I'm playing
Oh my gosh, she she sprayed a ball with sauce
Come on man. Yo people out of land
I
Am the I'm the one put here in jail last night. I put her ass
What is she doing? I don't know. She's in there. Look the last one right here
Blitz over pouring hot sauce on my bed
It's this shit. Okay. I'm supposed to sleep at night. I don't have no covers no blankets me and my roommate are traumatized I
Need therapy bro dig your rage never in his room to talk. I need to talk to your rage, bro
What's going on with it? Yeah, he needs to I don't know what rage going. He's my friend of
25 years he needs to hurry up and goddamn stream bro. I need guidance. Okay. Okay. Yeah, it's it bro your age
He always at the parties. I we got it. We all make sure everything detention. I got you. Thank you, bro
Thank you so much
Next!
Go to picture name!
Pull up E2
Me
No thing one and thing to
Max you can ask you that's the real quick max right over there. Yes, sir
Of course you can leave that there
You have one if you give you all you got one, but grab that still right there max and bring it up here
Check yes, this is wardrobe and max. Thank you for putting their churches check
Yes
Thank you giving a cold chicken
Bring the seat in my trouble. Yeah, not in trouble for real
It's bull like are you guys okay cuz you guys been sneaking and been on mission
I see you guys in the bushes, cutting, passing.
You guys been meaning to do something to the campus, bro.
And what is going on?
OK, so I'm going to have to take this one.
Let's just follow.
So basically, I was told to do the party.
Hey, what I told you about that solution, sugar?
I'm going.
So I was hosting a party.
And Jason and we've been friends for 22 years.
And we were trying to escape off.
I told Max, I said, hey, Max, can you please, please, please just let me sneak in into the
game to Jason help.
So we had to sneak enough to get Jason out.
I was the leader and, you know, and he was the following.
Oh, I don't know why you, oh, bitch, it's his fault, it's his fault, because I don't
know why you trying to do all that.
No shade, like, he's doing the most.
It was his fault.
He the one who did it.
I thought it was a party.
In another dorm, I came up there, cut the year security.
He was tight, tight, tight.
Now I'm like, so are you gonna tell me where we going?
Where we going?
What we doing?
He didn't tell me until he caught the security caught Jason.
So then I, I mean caught, what's the name?
I don't even know, girl.
I don't even know.
Like it's just far too much.
Max, go ahead and say a story.
He's talking a lot and he's lying.
Let me tell you, I'm gonna break it down very simple.
My boy Jason got locked up,
even though he had a great event, mega fucking.
I'm gonna go there.
I threw a wig on, you know what I'm saying?
One of my, you know what I mean?
Little one, two, little old piece.
I guess that inspired this nigga Wardrobe.
He started coming down and talking about,
I'm trying to come to with his little ginger wig.
I think it's his mom, Yana.
I don't know why he's stealing his mom wigs.
Anyways, listen, right?
Now I thought of wig on like Wardrobe.
If you're gonna be sloppy nigga, don't come with me
because we can't be tripping, but I'm trying to save my nigga.
He like,
why don't you come down,
why don't you come down, why don't you come stay there?
I'm so,
I'm like, I'm not cool.
That's not, excuse me.
Let me just say something before he says it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
He did not tell, he did not,
he did not tell me until it was too late.
How are you gonna tell somebody when it's too late?
It was too late.
I'm standing there looking dumb, looking slow.
Girl, cross-eyed it with, like, girl.
And then I couldn't even get no freaking lace blue
with the drone, so both of our laces were stuck up.
They came off.
Keep going, keep going, tell your safe.
And let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just, let's just.
You know, he had a wig on, you know,
and he got there, cut his thumb in the backside,
and he was like, yo bro, I don't like me,
I ended up here, this one weird,
and I'm gonna make sure it got in the partial.
And then we started walking away, saw a opening,
I'm not going to be spending the money, you know,
got to the door, and you try to break this down,
but you're at a security, five fat, and naked.
All I got to say to y'all is just calm down.
You know, after the curfew, don't sneak out.
Somebody in jail, don't go.
You was also to me in there for like two hours,
hour and a half, maybe, an hour,
and I came out and get you.
Come on, buddy, don't you know
what I see you in jail game?
And you ain't student athlete.
But about take away the PT
Yeah, you was gonna have me to
Yes, you are happy to cuz you're in that that both got a big time of all
Do not want to do the half time show. Let me know. Absolutely. Do you not want to do it?
Okay
I
Love
Can't make no promise a your dorm listen, there's a no ring on my finger. I just ain't no promise
I get a have a nice day give it to picture day. Yeah, come on
I got everybody going like that attention. No, you're okay. It's not my birthday by the way
I just wanted to get some sympathy
But if it is your birthday soon, you can have it
Thank you. He's calling. I need this
Max
this year. Hey. Hi Benji. I'm not in trouble. I have a request. What? I was going to ask
if you guys have a grill on campus because I want to do a kanatana. What's a kanatana?
Grilled meat. Okay, what? You need to see any type of grill? Yeah, any type of grill. Okay.
Can I door dash meat too or like I need that? Yeah, but you're trying to be careful. You're
Just trying to make sure it's good.
I'm a trustee. Can I trust you, Benji?
Yes.
You have another problem, so I'm going to trust you today.
Thank you so much.
OK.
That's all.
So it's approved?
So I'll be at your bonita.
What is it called?
What?
What is it called?
Canada Saba.
Oh, I'll be at your canada saba.
Yeah, I'll give you extra meat.
OK.
So is that a?
Yeah.
How will I know about the courage?
I will let you know.
OK.
Thank you.
All right.
Thank you.
OK.
Bye.
Next!
It's 2026, like, okay? Like, I feel like the diversity of 2026 is...
Like, everybody, personalities...
Clap it up for my favorite student athlete, y'all.
What's up there? What's up there right there?
Marlon!
Yeah.
It's okay?
It's a word, dude.
Marlon, how you doing? Everybody, this is Marlon, okay?
Ah, the pleasure, the pleasure.
Alright, Marlon, listen.
Tomorrow, what's tomorrow, man?
Yo, tomorrow is the biggest game of basketball.
The first one in history, matter of fact.
Yes.
Stream university, man.
Yes, first one in history, first basketball in history.
I need you out there, dropping buckets.
Okay.
me real deal buckets so what should I would like what do you think the game
is gonna be consistent of you know what you mean like you think it's gonna be a
big game for me I got to go so I think not just for you but for the entire team
not for me for me it is why you have to be a team oh for real are you on some
like who's gonna build some ball shit like you about to just like I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be rolling ball don't do that but you're a lead bro oh listen you're
Like you gotta be joy you gotta be joy Bolton, bro. I am true, but that's what I feel I you know
I feel like that we got the same number in line away number three here was number three
Okay, just make sure you walk in you
Performing you do I could leave you some motivation to like get rest. I like that. Okay rest tonight
Don't be up all night game rest tonight. All right. Okay. Okay. Get food in my morning. Oh, yeah
I'm putting your system. It's your protein. It's your anything you need wake up
Make sure you get the potassium from the bananas. Well, I like that. So I don't cramp up exactly drink your water. Okay now listen
So you say go to bed early tonight. Yes?
Let's talk deli say there's a billion in school and in billion lot of people. Yes, and I'm saying I'm trying to lead by example
Okay, so by leading by example, I got to shut that shit down. Okay. All right. That's
I'm good with it. Okay. I said
Okay, I said, all right. All right. That's it. Anything else?
I mean, that's it. Now. And also I know a lot like I'm in class, but I'm not doing no homework or nothing
I am the basketball star. So we're good, right?
I said we're good. I mean
You don't have to have good grades bro. We just did us a championship. Okay. We're gonna make sure it's all good in gpa system
Everything's gonna be good. Just go out there
I check.
I need to start.
I need a start man.
I need this.
It's going to be a interesting game.
Genuinely.
Next!
next
So pink sit down
Chat so pink, okay. Yes, so pink was the person that we was a raid
Yes, guys, I was lagging so bad, but he wasn't double didn't get to next person. Yes, after this, we're gonna rate her today. I'm gonna say you are a small kid on Twitch and she's growing chat. So tell them about your stuff that you do and your experience. So as you will be your favorite room about us.
I see you.
Um, well, my favorite moment was the pool party, even though I was lagging.
It was just so fun to just be everybody creating and, you know, getting in there, getting up.
But, you know, meeting, I don't know a lot of consequences like back at home.
So I'm having so much fun like connecting with people that actually do what I do.
Like so much fun.
Everybody please go follow.
So pink.
Her link is right there.
Follow her.
I don't want to, I don't want to hold you too much because you got to go to picture
day.
I have one question. Do you think like it's a good thing I would get holes in this? Yeah, you get the house
Push it. So you will get the house. That's a lot of time up. You will get the house. Thank you
Oh, and my roommate. I thought she was supposed to have a meeting too. Who's she yet? She didn't come
He couldn't find sir. Oh shit. Oh shit. All right. Tell her I said I'll talk to her later. Okay. I'm so sorry
Thank you so much. Wait, hold on. What's all tell you roommates name my roommate?
So it's cool. It's shawty. She's running for it. Shawty running for class first guys
W W
In the boat. I bet it close that back door. Yeah, I bet
Oomee
But she's gonna close that door next
She's gonna close it back
Look at Haskell, next!
Come on.
Fuck the deed, we won't plead, fuck the deed, we won't plead, fuck the deed, we won't plead,
fuck the deed, we won't plead.
I don't know, bro.
Do you see what the fuck is going on?
No.
Yo, do you see what the fuck is going on?
Look at the ally!
Yo, we have been mistreated under the...
Look at this shit, bro!
A dollar?
What happened, bro?
A dollar?
Okay, what happened, bro?
Dang.
We walk outside.
Look, look, look.
They think we're 24-7 guys.
They think we're freaking means.
Why the fuck you didn't give us sips?
Listen, listen, listen.
I
Just sit in a room to 105 can you come clean come clean my shit no camera man behind him
He's doing it for the love of the game word
My money money money and and rain my the Clover boys, you know them. I'm honest my mom is calling. Oh shoot
Yes, ma
Yes, I'm in on this conversation
I'm letting you know I'm looking and I'm waiting for everything to be said and I'm over here on the next side of town
Just waiting to book my ticket. So Kai handle the situation properly
Badass students
I get grabbed up by your badass through suburb nigga. He told me go clean go clean
I need a crash, everybody's gonna go clean, we'll treat it like maids, you'll go maybe
and ruin this, I'll go clean my bed up, go fix my bed, oh the queen's not in there,
just send her to the fuck queen, go up and do a feather and a piece of dust under her
and fuck, what are you, why are you in a relationship with that?
Why are you talking, oh yeah, you was, oh yeah, you were in a relationship with my two students.
When we go to the S.U.P.D. and say yo, hey bro, this person has bullied me, hey, this
is Bob-B-Bot, oh guess what, they say yo, we're gonna take care of it in the morning,
don't get another call back for the next two weeks.
It's like we're not human.
I
Say we just walking. Yeah, we don't never really we know in the neighborhood
Niggas is jumping me books like what's going on? Okay, listen. I just sign up for this
Are we talking to you or
I'm like yo, I'm not gonna just go up there. He goes in the office. I walk through the door. I
Nigga says hey you a bitch nigga. I'm just walking just turn up to you. I'm like, oh, I'm human
I grab on I don't come up. Say both don't come here fucking bitch. I'm a janitor nigga
I'm calling that shit cut it come out
I get the fuck back with all that fucking nonsense nigga and Chris you always bring this extra shit
I say he just called me a bitch
He said no I don't give a fuck about that could grab my shit and then push me out to my fucking life
And we can't do that back
I mean I mean part of it. I mean part of it. I mean part of it. You don't know what it's like to be gendered again
You guys know?
What are we doing?
Listen, okay, obviously it sounds like you guys been having a lot of time and shit, and I'm making right to you
All right. All right. I will upgrade your page at $2 a night
Don't touch my desk
You see that our door they broke the door in our room. Yep
$2 respect $2
We talked to the guidance counselor for help. All right
I'll guide us in a white direction
The fuck are we talking about we was a guy in the right direction
Okay
For the rest of semester
You guys are no longer
For the rest of the semester
You guys are now students
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
All right, listen.
Well, this shit can't be that hard, man.
So do it, then.
Go play the game.
So how about, so yeah, that's a clean, that what?
And you can do it.
You can do it!
You can take my student badge and put it back in the jar.
And I can do it!
Y'all be expelled.
So deal.
Deal.
And now, do it!
Deal, that's cool.
Y'all will be expelled.
Check my hands.
Check, yes or no?
Check, deal or no deal?
I
Today
How about you listen listen listen listen my in the cold be you begin your best moments are not in the cold
But now listen though, okay, I
What am I hearing? What the fuck am I hearing?
Listen today today's I'll be on your stream and I'll pull up out some fun
They will agree on a time and now and I will be there and I'm going to clean
Okay, and I want to show you how easy it is to clean. Okay, and after I'm going to expel you niggas
Okay
Go to every student
Chat and say
There are no longer any janitors the janitors no longer clean
CJ Bilzo
Okay at some point I'm gonna everybody know CJ Bilzo
No, there's no way.
Who was CJ?
Billzo and Kello.
Cj Billzo and Cello all the hot sauce bandits, you're not going to a hard core detention
today.
Go ahead and go take your picks.
I want to tell you guys to lead up.
Check your phone.
Yeah, I'll be going to detention.
I don't care. You hot sauce bandits
But what do you need attention, bro? I'm sitting here cleaning
Everybody to every student janitors are now students janitors are now students. They have no respect
Janitors are now students, bro. All right
Next
She's fucking crazy. Yeah, it's deal this fucking is this is fucking crazy. Yeah
Like everybody's hot cells banded
I'm gonna be trying to take a shower nigga y'all call me damn yo what happened to my
life though hold on merm where's my fuck what happened to me
what's your name talk to me talk to me talk to me talk to me talk to me how's your legs
doing I was doing better man you didn't come help but by the way it gives you some time
Okay, what's that is? Oh, yeah
No, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna be honest, bro. What's up? What's up? You are a menace game
What you mean? You are a menace, bro
Well, yes, you have game you are a menace everybody keep complaining that dummy or the girls
Everybody I'm seeing cliffs. You're choking people. You're doing everything game. Come on. That's not true
Okay, so first of all see this is it's the same thing I just fighting with us. Hey, this is same thing
I told you yesterday. It's not me
People are stuck. Who'd I fight?
Hello people, bro. I thought one person
Exactly. So don't ask me who you thought
You never take accountability
We ever doing shaking I keep seeing you you fucking around. I'm like a bro
I ain't a lot bro the team the team the team the basketball team, bro
Before you said you about to say niggas picked on me someone through vinegar mustard and water you drown tello
He threw shit in my camera man's eyes. I thought y'all said cameras off limits
He could have blinded him bro. Hey, y'all don't have no medics. I was in the cabin trip
You don't report nothing to me, but you don't say hey Dean. This is going on. I don't pass you hella times
I don't I don't hear nothing
I'm just seeing stuff. You gotta be starting it. Everything, dude.
Why are you up, man?
You damn near be bullying your niggas.
You brawl like it's hell.
You strong as fuck.
Like God damn, dude.
Hey, hey, look at him.
Hey, look at him.
He just, he just started.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, me?
Damn, bro.
And I keep getting a warning.
After warning.
After warning, nigga.
All right, put my fucking foot down.
It's an organization.
It's a real life school.
You get real degrees, real bachelor degrees, bro.
You could really put this on your resume that you've been here, yeah?
It's a real fucking organization.
The students here are bad.
See?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
The students here, they're troublemakers.
Cog, Cog, Cog, Cog.
Niggas, I'm snitching, I'm snitching.
I'm snitching, I'm snitching.
Niggas, you're couging the basketball team, nigga.
Cog, nigga!
We don't even need your ad!
We got Max!
Niggas, we got Clarence!
Niggas, we got Moe, nigga!
Sit on that fucking bench, nigga!
I
Fuck
you
You
Listen, I believe in you dummy and now you finished game
Get out game get out. I believe in him so much
shit. Get out. You want my wires? Get out.
I believe I believe in Damien so much bro. Not genuinely chat. I believe in Damien so much. 35%
of subs die on 35% of five plus get the chat
That's crazy chat. I'm a lot. I believe them dummy, bro
And obviously I would want Domino. I would want Domino to play bro. Obviously, bro
But I ain't gonna lie bro. Dami is not showing he is like, you know, I'm saying
And as Dean bro, we got to put limits on shit. So as of right now, he's benched
No minutes. I have to go over the things a little shooter, but Dami is bench
Y'all go watch Dami too to see if you're doing anything stupid
You understand me
Because it's ridiculous, it's a real organization, bro
And we still gonna win
And you know what it is I think everybody's just being bad all day
Everybody's gonna be bad and the other students are getting influenced to do bad and bad and bad and bad
He never talked one of like me do good and good and good and good and good
Everybody get influenced in the wrong spot, bro. It's a bunch of thugs
A bunch of thugs, bro
I'm tired of it. I'm actually tired of it game. I'm tired of it, bro. You hear that?
Y'all hear that? Now, with all that negativity, there also has to be positivity, y'all. Okay?
So now State Farm State Farm is here here are the good neighbors for State Farm
hold on where is my he took my list oh did he take my state for this bro
I was going to give it to you, Chad.
Chad, who in the state probably was that I was going to give it to?
Who in the state probably was that I was going to give it to?
Yo, yo, yo.
Who that?
I'm a miracle.
My fault.
What the fuck?
Yo.
my fault what the fuck yo so that season I said good night to that 2x
season I said good night fuck is he talking on the gun
fuck is he talking about this one is blue pulled red bull on his shit and you
know what he tried to do to me? he tried to come, go hot sauce red bull on my bed
whole time it's Ron's bed that's the rule for you bitch ass nigga
I'm gonna make the floor in the girl, we'll make the floor in the girl, I said 20k, I said 20k, oh my god.
Let me let me let y'all understand the context of this the Sun is rising the Sun is then you can tell it's rising
This is what's going on is first thoughts y'all
First thoughts by the way of what am I gonna do today and it's that y'all see how negative that is
Y'all understand how negative that is bro
Everybody everybody everybody hold on
Who was the good the good neighbors, huh? Who's the good name if you said my right?
Stay farm
Let's go ahead and give money a hundred gifted stay for
What are you doing?
We're fighting back in the truck.
He finessed me.
I'm just looking at the outside.
I just know you're on it.
You're getting so weird.
I'm not gonna back my ass.
I'm just looking at the back of the truck.
Hey, Ray, you're about to take a bullshit?
I'm just gonna show you.
It's not him.
You can take a picture like this?
You're going just like this.
And then you're gonna get hung up, right?
Oh shit, who's shooting at them?
Who's that?
Come on.
Silky!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Come on.
So you got the bang on your back?
I'm gonna try to get some of that.
What the fuck are you doing?
It's starting to get funny.
I'mma load up.
Somebody open my bag and I can hold my bag in your name.
Go on and read the ingest.
You're just getting jungle nigga.
Oh!
Get it!
Back to getting a breath.
Get it!
Actually, let's take them out of here.
No!
Whoa!
Stay off the fuck!
No, stay off!
I'll just come on the rack.
Yo!
Oh my god.
Why am I still on the fucking yard?
Stay far!
Yo, you good?
You good?
Yo, stay far with the hundred fucking get there!
Yo, stay far!
I really appreciate you.
I've been helping people out, like a good neighbor.
What's going on in here?
Huh?
What happened?
Yo, come on, how you doing?
doing everything everything was going good if you ask me
they say cause watch me cuz I'm just give to me no tell him I've seen
everything tell him I've seen everything
I'm not actually fucking reading your money.
Where?
I just want to go back.
Can't you read that?
I want to see you see me.
They said console to drill.
No, no, no, no.
No, me to read.
What do you mean?
What?
Oh, the monitor.
Monitor?
Oh, that one got the monitor.
OK, I'm going to handle it on.
You see, it's OK.
This is a little crazy.
OK, hopefully we have a good example of a good neighbor.
Stay fun.
The next good neighbor is Yugi.
Right? He's good.
The next good neighbor is Yugi. Yes, sir!
You see?
Yugi 2x.
Thank you, State Farm.
Who are the next one?
I told him that sit off stream
The next one is Markel yo W club director chat
W club bar at the young
Markel is the next one
Give him a hundred gifted right now, bro
W club director. He does not know W, bro
100k a hundred gifted right now, bro
I
Had to get the mistake from
Let me get that file of buying
W mark out bro. Who else is it chat runic?
Unique wait why wait why yes
It's okay, I get he got the last TV you a still haven't
How you still got how you still haven't take issues shall we
Everybody hit a hundred K subs.
Runic TV Live gets a hundred gifts a chance.
Who else?
Who else did I have?
Hold on.
Get Runic right.
Runic with a hundred gifts a y'all.
He actually improved.
Get Runic right.
They found ruining TV live is his name get him right. I'm how to get into ruining TV live
Thank you. Stay for your time. I say W State Farm. They always doing good. Who else chat?
Get modern right
It's me joint!
Okay, it's just me joint.
Get monoling, I'm honey gifted.
Um...
It's just me joint.
Be proud of what I said I get it.
Okay, off the mount, off the mount.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Lacy, I'm a goal, and I'ma get the jaded up.
Stay bone with the honey gifted.
Gifted, in the car.
Wow.
You're a higher than me, you're a higher than me, you're a higher than me.
I'm a, I'm a, I'm, I'm, what?
Nothing but fucking nice to you.
I don't give a fuck.
I go out my straight back and then I open the door.
Make it I got nothing to do with me, nigga.
And I just got nothing to do with you.
I'm high back.
Yo, you got the key?
You got the key?
Who got the key?
You got the key?
You're not general.
You're a motherfucker.
He's a fucking student.
He's a general.
What?
I was gonna ask my team, you gave us to that, you're making gender?
Fuck these homies up, man.
You're cleaning everything, nigga.
Fuck these homies.
You can't do that.
Fuck these homies up.
You can't do that.
Where the fuck?
Yo, hanga-la, yo, hanga-la, bro.
Yo, yo!
Oh!
I'm going to shoot you.
W1honey.
Bro, I can hear you.
Yo, just stop telling me cars are watching, nigga.
What did I say in my song?
I don't care if it's in front of the dean, nigga.
The fuck I don't care, nigga.
I care.
Nobody can put up my body, nigga.
It's my shit.
I see you.
Stop shooting the version.
over this door, look up, over this fucking door, look up.
Not playing.
Silky's gonna be the first person
to have a hybrid punishment.
We gonna lock his ass up
and we gonna put him on detention.
Two hours.
Silky gets two hour detention.
He gonna be locked up and I can't even see him.
Silky's gonna be locked up and I can't even see him.
He'll get the full package word to we won't put that shit on his entire screen. Don't worry about it
Don't get you silky
Silky, I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. Who is next? Let's see
He needs yo, he needs ah
He needs a hundred get it on a good thing. I'll stay calm
I want to get them right now
So let's be it's good. This kid is a good kid on the way. I want to get the state farm
I want to get the right now
How many others is old chat
I'm gonna get it. How many others are those line
How many do we do so far
Thank you
I now
Chat let's go through together and go to some smaller streamers
Let's give her some give some you how to get it stay fun give some you how to get it
Give some you how to get it
Let's give some you how to get it
Let's get some of y'all and get dead.
Hey, how we feeling, how we feeling, how we feeling, how we feeling?
How we feeling about this?
Mmm, yes sir.
How's my outfit?
Hold on.
Mara is calling me.
Hello?
You're kind, bro. Hey, I'm gonna get a pussy, don't be like,
D, D, D, D, we're gonna get a pussy.
Oh, no, tell, tell, are we ready?
You wanna tell Suki that he is going to be locked up
and we're gonna put, we're gonna put the attention screen.
Tell, tell Suki he's gonna be two hour detention.
It's about to pop one issue right now.
Suki, please!
Please, please, please, please, please,
what's the winner, what's the winner?
Okay, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't call me, call Phantom.
Let's fucking go. Yes, sir. W fucking save our manager. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Let's do Bolita. Yeah, but I see an example picture. Get a hundred gifted to Bolita. I
forgot I had. Oh, give a hundred gifted to Bolita. I'm so sorry. Wipe it off, please.
I'm sorry
Let me put this down here and not doing who's next chat
You want to put it right here
My your way
All right, so why you're doing that who's next simple right? I'm gonna shooting like from your chest up
Mm-hmm to be a regular like your book photo
I'm smiling one a little personality one that would do a lot to an angle. I think I'm gonna do two people
I mean, I think I want to I think I got two more people on
Okay
well
Let's do easy easy on a gift it is doing it easy
They do a honey it's easy
I'm trying to get to the get to the do a hundred get it too easy. Yeah, the gym
I ain't got service y'all to reach that fuck
Do a hundred get it too easy
I
Damn
Do a hundred gifted to easy they're gay everybody's gay here not enough
And check me out do one more spin that shit. Hey, God
How's it going man?
How's everything nothing that the suspicious going on over here game, okay, I play some games with everybody, but I
Haven't got enough most part
Yeah, no most gate. Oh W-10 card with the 10 getty. Thank you so much D. I appreciate you man
We gotta have a talk man. I really want to be I really want to have fun and do some games game
It's a hard to get it from state farm. It's like it's hard
So I would love for you to participate in somebody games swing. I'd be fun as fuck. I got some championship rings
I'm trying to give up and one new blaze
What the hell
Yeah, I know blazian bro. He's a great dude y'all. Yo switch. I mean, uh, stay fun
Let's go ahead and get them a hundred get it. Yeah, child alive, bro
I know I know blazian bro. He's a small streamer and Odyssey, bro
He's a good dude, bro. Jay Lee, bro. He's a good dude, bro. I've met him
Yes, bro
Oh, he's in the oh, he's in the shower
W blaze here bro.
100 gifted bro.
W is the chat frame, chat, W's.
W blaze here.
What's going on W's check straight W's. I see what I see what dog doing. What is dog doing?
Okay
I
Just kicked out Michael
Now he where the fuck I know that's weird game. I love that. You're so weird
Now be with us fucking but you can go Michael Jackson in now, bro. Oh, I was your fucking is
Are you fucking stupid you just kick out Michael Jackson
Do you just kick out you just kick out Michael Jackson himself
Chat I'm not gonna lie
Chats
It is picture day. I'm about to head over to the gym to make sure picture day is going good and when it's smooth
Tomorrow is homecoming home is not no product homecoming is not gonna be also no formal shit
No, it's a whole thing to where they're celebrating streaming University
Okay, so there's gonna be a lot of cool stuff on campus that I cannot say
Also, what is tomorrow y'all? Here it is
the mystery
alumni reveal
happens at 1.30 Eastern the mystery selected alumni reveal happens at 1.30
Eastern who do I think is returning now who do y'all think is returning it what
happened it will happen on this stream tomorrow at 1.30 Eastern now it will
happen on this stream 130 once they get announced they can go stream I repeat
once they get announced they can go stream
all right I want to say everybody who has followed we just hit 21 million
followers I appreciate everybody who has followed you guys are amazing you guys
That's our amazing chat.
I'm gonna repeat what's going on tomorrow.
Tomorrow, we have mystery alumni at 130 Eastern,
1230 Central that we have.
Hold on, I hear it.
What?
Hold on.
So that's 12 30 for me. Yeah, that is 12 30 for me. Okay 130. Okay. 130 Eastern 12 30
1230th century, 130 Eastern 1230th century alumni. Okay. Next, we have
Homecoming, the official homecoming and a celebration of homecoming. It's starting at
one o'clock and it's going all the way to three thirty. Okay, then we have the fashion
show. Streaming University fashion show is starting at three forty five central. Okay.
then we have the basketball game. The basketball game is happening at 430 Central, 530 Eastern, 430
Central 530 Eastern. So if you want the professional crazy POV, that will be me streaming it. I
believe that I will be streaming the reveal and I will be streaming the basketball game,
but it'll be two different streams. So early day stream and then later day streams. I have two
streams. Other than that, I love you guys so much. You guys are amazing. Put your seat
belts on. Put everything on. And we're gonna see what happens tomorrow. Yeah. And without
further ado, everybody go go go watch everybody stream. Welcome to day three WSU and don't
Mr. Reveal, yeah. Okay.
All right.
Be safe.
Everybody hold on.
Got a soap pink.
Show her love, y'all.
Show her love.
Go to our stream.
Show her love, y'all.
What you cooking?
No, I ain't wanna do this, but the boys they looking for clips.
Why the fuck my name they on the temple?
So I love this shit
For a combo and not no risk
Nigga open this muff and it's small like piss
So many I've left go down the list
Yo my love, yo, I suck my dick
What the fuck is the mic?
Only mic that I know so the finna
I pity mic and my beating like ike
So it's PC, I'm sly to my room
Because I don't come in between
Me and my bro like Jordan Scott
If I want to talk about money, don't doubt it
I come on, you a body bitch
I put the V in the vet
Get him ball in the tickets and check
C'mon me Johnny, put them to the test
For a combo and I still get ass
Your evocation and you don't wanna step back
Y'all have 42 hours bro
I'll see y'all tomorrow
Every single disc
I'll show you what I'm gonna do
I'll see y'all tomorrow y'all
To take myself to the studio
Do not
Mess it
130
Eastern
Damn Scout what you cooking
No I ain't wanna do this
But them boys they looking for clips
I can tell I been runnin' this shit
For a combo and not no risk, nigga
Open this mouth and it's my life piss
So many I off, let's go down the list
Money Mike, wanna diss, nigga, suck my dick
What the fuck is a mic?
Only mic that I know for the stream
Caps be a mic and my beat'em like Ike
So it's PC, I'm slotting a ring
Pick a side, don't come in between
Me and my bro like Jota and Scotty
Why niggas want to talk about money?
Don't dab me, I'm on everyone body, bitch
I put the V in the vet
Get him going, let's take his a check
C'mon Johnny, put them to the test
But God, but nigga, say we a test
Your evikation and you got them facts
If that boost that I'm gasping for breath
Cookin' these boys I'm not even a chad J
Banging this shit, makin' me that
Wow, I'm big thawin' niggas brutal
Raywin' a disney, go eat a noodle
Beam the death straight through niggas brutal
If you throw a lot, I'm thawin' conjure
The water fuckin' might chain dirty
We're callin' a jumpy, he dirty
And the times I be overly sturdy
You're not accepted cause you're not worthy
And they still wanna talk about hamster
Niggas what? Fuck that bitch
Big get a catch for a picture of a camera
I'm sittin' out, I got a breath for the bliss