I haven't been feeling you recently.
SU, SU, SU, SU, SU.
SU University.
What's up, you guys?
Stop it.
Hey, students and professors, where you at?
Where you at?
All streaming every day, like Casenac, Casenac,
with my application and trying to see if I'm accepted
out my mailbox, guess how many times I checked it like
Dang, my bag's already packed
I'm saying, I got S.U. on my bag
Come on, S.U. on my bag
Thank you, Cousinette
You better hide your beacuse it's gon' be a shock attack
I'm rippin' 317, had to shout out the net
I hit my jiggas late, they like, damn, what is that?
Walkin' through S.U.
Fans got it packed
I heard they doin' pranks
Some of you better watch your back
If I holler at you bitch, holler no she holler back
I'm in love with Reggie, smoking off the pack
Say Reggie though
S-O-S-O-S-O-S-O-S-O-S-O
Rain lights flashing, trap pots in the air
Locking in our dorm rooms, Wifi everywhere
PC, Chit, T-Mobile on the free stream
I-R-L-A-O, subs in the chat
Take your ass to class, oh it's gon' be up to ass
Hit a master class tonight, clean streamers on the map
Talking burgundy and yellow, if you gloss and check your schedule
Try that shot, shit over here, might knock your ass out with my elbow
ASSHOLE
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
I know one thing your ass ain't got at this school
Ain't got no goddamn jumps
They don't want me spawning on gas that's swimming you down
If you a creator, probably woulda got into me
Okay, and we're tired and shit on like I'm corner, then hey, don't scream at you, but we already wanna like dance
Now we spout the shit, I'm saying
We ain't scream at you, we ain't scream at you, we ain't scream at you
I haven't been feeling you recently
Showing myself, finding a way to stay out of the way
Holding me back, supposed to come right back
Parting myself while I'm all on the slate
I know you know
you
You
I
Check first of all, I don't want to waste any time. Yeah, I don't want to waste any time
But I just want to get you know a little
So, first number four, we get into this award ceremony.
I ain't gonna lie, bro.
Anything that you guys wanna do in life,
you guys can absolutely do it.
My voice is gone.
Hopefully I've got it for the ceremony.
But whatever y'all wanna do in this life, bro,
it is completely possible.
Like, completely possible, you feel what I'm saying?
I'ma thank them in a minute, but bro,
I'm so grateful for everybody who participated
in this from behind the scenes to the students and professors.
To the viewers, shout out to you, I lost my voice.
It's OK, though.
It's worth it.
Shime University started off as an idea,
and now it's an actual thing.
You feel what I'm saying?
It's an actual franchise now, bro.
It's amazing, bro, genuinely.
And bro, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm ready to get into the ceremony.
You guys are clearly going into the ceremony.
Here we go.
Listen, if you haven't,
if you all don't know what Shearing University ceremony is,
the closing ceremony is on my channel.
And then, which is why everybody's at it right now.
And then once this is over,
everybody's been allowed to spark.
DDG with the 50 gifted.
DDG, the alumni is still watching.
Shout out to the alumni, the alumni,
everybody at Pottersham University,
shout out to y'all in the ceremony.
We have a lot of great things
that we're gonna be talking about.
The ceremony is meant to shine light on those
in certain categories who did what they had to do,
who stood out in a way, you know,
roll with the 10, get to appreciate it.
And ZB Claude with the five, get to appreciate it.
Last year, last year, Energy just donated,
he's the VP of last year, 2025.
Funny Margot, that's the 50 gifted,
I appreciate you both genuinely.
My fucking voice is done, come on.
La la la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Okay, no award that gets handed out tonight,
dictates or determines who you are.
Let's get out the way.
King pick it, they sort of fit the gift.
No award that gets handed out tonight.
It dictates who you are.
Whether you get one or not, it is okay.
After the award show, I'm going to try to be present
with everybody on this campus.
Let's put down all the extra shit
and let's come together, bro.
I just have real conversations.
genuinely, bro, please
Let's just come together, bro. Siki GG with the 100 get it. Thank you. See you. She's appreciate it
But genuinely bro, I've had so much time from what's fun, but I'm gonna try my best, bro
I may not be able to sleep tonight, but I'm gonna try my best to really
Sit down with y'all bro, you know sit down with the smaller streamers
especially you feel me sit down with the bigger streamers to get real deep in
combo and you know come together bro because I'm so grateful now CB get
your dumbass in here now before I beat you up and the worst cameraman award goes to
yo don't think I don't know what to do shit bro you be farming you be farming
All right, you called me before you walk in and you had that teacher on God
Before you say I got before you were here. Say all right that's okay
Hey, I want you to say on God cap cap. There we go cap. Look. He formed hard eyes, bro
Like game come on game. It's the dean in the building. All right. Let's talk. Let's talk. Okay. Actually
How you feel to see me? I feel we're seeing the recipe 2026. I feel good the last night
I feel really good last night was crazy last night. It was fun. It's fine
No on the last night. Oh
How do I feel online? I'm ready to go home. You're not gonna lie
But you know right after this we have to yeah, all right. Yeah, all right
Yeah, I don't let me go talk about that. This is about some university. It's always all right. Oh
Look where oh look what ruling left on my desk
Oh
W. Runic me
W. Runic chance to all the alumni who came by who came by for the last 24 hours and everything
Hey, yeah, man. Let's get into this shit
Let me know what I'm all higher. I'll chat. Let me know what I'm switch. Let's get into this shit
Let me know what I'm all higher. I'll chat. Let me know what I'm switch
Let me know when I'm switched, not switched yet, okay, let me know.
Yo, production, hold on.
Bro.
To view count overlays on
All right
Let's add the overlays. Can we get can we get the chat overlay?
Can we get the YouTube and Twitch view count overlay and can we get I?
Guess the subscriber overlay you can that's no, that's all one that's the wrong one. That's not you to mean and twitch
Hold on, hold on, it's good.
Now I'm gonna get you over there, it's good.
Simba, why are you talking in here?
Why are you over there, game?
Simba, you might get a worst care man.
You care man for god damn, right?
Shit, you asking and I'm puzzle on module
because I asked Simba last night.
I said Simba, can I get a pancake?
He'll give me half the pancake game.
He'll give me half the pancake, bro.
Like what?
I'm waiting for the overlay to fix y'all. I'm waiting for the overlay to fix
I don't check
Come on
Come on waiting waiting me. Yeah. Who are you excited to see get in the war tonight? I want to see
Who are y'all excited to see getting the award tonight?
I genuinely want to see.
Who are you excited to see getting the award tonight?
Let me know.
Y'all know Max, Alyssa,
Wardrobe, come on, Bruce.
Come on, production, come on, production.
Chad, let me know when it's fixed.
Let me know where y'all see it.
It should be Twitch and it should be YouTube.
Right now, it's just you
I don't know why it does that
Hold on chat. We have to get this gets let it go
first
It's only you too. But wait. I'm away. I'm away. I'm away. I'm away
Damn damn what the fuck is that?
There you go. Do you need the link from my PC? Oh, hey. Hold on. How much in the link bro?
Okay, we're going to wait, go for it, uh-oh, does he need the link because I have it?
It's fine on YouTube?
No, we're going to wait, oh it's good on YouTube, why is it glitching on Twitch?
It's good on YouTube but glitching on Twitch that's weird
Everybody hold on hold on chat. It's getting fixed getting fixed chat is getting fixed
I'm watching on Twitch no glitch file size so everybody's a technician so everybody here is a technician
let me know when it's fixed y'all let me know when it's fixed y'all hold on we're gonna wait
we're gonna wait patience y'all patience oh also when I end the stream they will be able to stream y'all
Okay, so they're only in the National Student University.
He's not ended.
Tomorrow, it's gonna be ends.
Tomorrow morning, it's fixed.
It's not fixed.
Look, tomorrow morning, it ends.
But for me and you, Chad, listen.
For me and you, it ends today.
So after the ceremony, I'm gonna come back here
I'm gonna give you a big hug, okay?
I'm gonna give you guys a big, big, big, big, big, big, big hug.
All right?
So yeah, fun prop for the mafia and tonight.
So, can we, you know,
I wanna send you this link, bro, hold on, bro.
What's the English email?
Hold on, bro.
Chad, bear with me. Hold on.
Hold on.
We're having some technical difficulties.
It is our closing ceremony, and we're having some technical difficulties right now.
Kind of crazy. Kind of crazy, if you ask me.
Kind of crazy.
I guess I'll send it here. Send it here. Send it. Yo, gonna need milk with the honor
to get the W milk in the chat. W milk in the chat. Gonna need milk with the honor to get
the W milk in the chat the W milk in the chat y'all welcome on bro
gonna need milk with the 100 get this I'm ready to get into this
Oh my god, it shouldn't what?
No, that is weird. Oh chat is good on YouTube plans. What's up, bro?
This is taking a day. I'm gonna be just good on YouTube, but it's messed up on Twitch
That makes no sense
I don't even know. I don't even know what is like that with 21 minutes into the show.
Come on, please. Please, man. Corey with the tank. If the thing is so much, it's good.
Corey doesn't attend to appreciate it. I think no, it's not. Oh my God, bro.
I
Chat we're gonna make our way there production lock in no cuz I'm saying chat
I'm gonna go there and they go down to hop on like the production shit, bro
It's over game is over game fucking bros over game chat is over game my bad twitch
Twitch y'all gonna love on the screen bro. GG's in the chat bro. GG's in the fucking chat
G fucking G's in the chat, bro. Holy
Oh, no, hey, jeez, I'm gonna just go.
Oh.
Cutty, you ready to get an award?
Hey, Jack, if Cutty could get an award,
what would it be?
Oh, my gosh, the last, the last breath on this, y'all.
The last breath.
What?
Oh.
Oh, don't check it.
Here we go, y'all. Here we go. Here we go. Chad, are you guys ready? Chad, are you guys
Ready
All you guys ready if you was here spam you was here
Oh, no.
Hello, Finsale.
Holy!
Where'd I bike at?
Where's your mic?
Where's the mic?
Okay, okay, okay, class of 2026, so I got ready for the award ceremony.
Hi.
I think my voice got better.
I had some tea.
Damn.
Damn, that's what I see everybody literally here was the first day.
First of all, I want to say, give a big round of applause to you guys.
The five days went by so, so fast, like literally so fast.
So I'm just proud that everybody's here.
I'm happy from selecting out everybody's here.
And we're about to get into, you know, where's the certificate at, yeah?
Do we have it?
Right here?
Okay.
Let's go ahead and get this going.
Okay.
Let's get into the first slide, please.
Okay. I want to remind you guys, okay? There is a $50,000 brand deal from Milk, okay? They're
dropping a YouTube series this fall for creators and real teachers team up to turn classroom
lessons into entertaining hands-on challenges, all right? One streamer, you student or staff
member will get the chance to win a $50,000 brand deal.
So make sure you guys are on it.
Post an audition video on TikTok or YouTube
using hashtag milk, XMU, and tagging.
Going to need milk to answer.
If you were a substitute teacher for a day,
how would you make class entertaining and relevant
with milk fueling the lesson?
Let's keep going.
OK.
The Milk Award goes to Fine Jeremiah.
So you did it, and you won.
All right.
Congratulations to Jeremiah.
Hey, I'll go to the next one.
The Fortnite.
OK, for Fortnite, in honor of everybody's new best mates,
Fortnite Spikes, we've hidden 31 sprite figures
across campus. And it was your mission to find them, trade them, steal them or hold
on to them. Just like in game. Okay, let's go to the next slide. If you have a gold and
a non gold sprite, raise your hand. Okay, if you have a gold and both a non gold sprite,
I see Reem.
Okay, look, line up right here if you have it.
Line up right here if you have it.
Two, two, both of them.
Line up right there.
Rafael.
Reem.
Who else, who else?
Lacey, you have two?
Okay.
I
Production make sure we do camera and camera on picture picture on me. Okay. Come up here one by one Rafael prove that you have it oh
damn
Gold and a not gold one. Okay, Reem prove that you have it
Fuck me
Okay, do you have a gold one?
Is it in your door for real?
Okay, somebody somebody's a production somebody needs me. All right go to the next slide real quick
Okay, hold on you guys have won
the 7,500 brand deal and
You guys get to customize and put an item into fortnight
All right, stay far top 10 good neighbors, okay?
They probably, so we probably select this good neighbors to put out there for this
This is the last time I'm going to do this, call the ceremony, go ahead and go to the
next one.
David R.T.B.
Alright, that's a heart you give it to you.
Next.
Mada'ai.
Masha'a.
Heart to give it to you.
Next.
Say it out loud.
Heart to give it to you.
Next.
Pudgy.
Heart to give it to you.
Next.
Easy.
Heart to give it to you.
Next.
Pudgy.
Heart to give it to you.
Next.
Easy.
Heart to give it to you.
Next.
Hard to get it soon.
Benji.
Hard to get it soon.
Markel.
Hard to get to you.
Alyssa?
Hard to get to you in next.
Jada?
Hard to get it soon.
Andre.
Hard to get it to you in next.
No. Now we are getting to the awards, okay? Can we please see what the next, the first
category is. Oh, are you doing it like that? Production, okay. Production, can I please
Look at that.
Hey, hey, hey.
Thank you.
All right.
Well, look.
Come on, McQueen.
The most improved one, okay?
Nice McQueen.
All right.
So, look.
McQueen.
Okay.
This award has been recognized by the faculty and community of streaming university for
outstanding achievement in delivering top tier knowledge,
patience, and leadership while making every stream
feel like a master class.
The most improved award goes to McQueen.
I just want to say thank you to CHI for creating such an amazing
place like streaming U and giving someone like me
the chance to showcase my talent on the biggest screen. I'm super grateful for
everyone I met here and I can't wait to see what we do all together and
collaborate and create more amazing content even after all this and I'm
just very grateful for this experience. I appreciate you guys so much and
I appreciate everybody hearing me.
Have it up on the green.
Here's John McQueen.
Okay, this next award, don't, don't, don't, let me, let me, let me
destroy it first, let me destroy it first.
Okay, yeah, don't, okay.
This next award is the Master of Mentorship has been recognized
by the faculty and community of Sheme University for outstanding achievement in delivering top-tier
knowledge, patience, and leadership while making every stream feel like a masterclass. The Master
of Mentorship Award goes to Agent Zero.
Appreciate it, man, how y'all doing, how y'all feeling today?
Yeah, I'm really proud of you guys, man.
I know what I came on here at the beginning.
I was super nervous on how I was going to go.
I had the luxury of being a professor in the last one as well.
And I'm really happy.
I feel like everyone took the job so serious.
Everyone had fun.
Everyone learned a bunch.
And you guys made my life as a professor very, very easy.
To everyone that came up for me with like real questions after classes, asking for advice,
learning from others.
Congratulations, you got exactly what you wanted out of the experience.
So I know everybody's really tired because we've been beating our ass trying to stream
as much as possible.
Kai, thank you for putting together such a marvelous event, and thank you for the honor
of this award.
Okay, this award is for the biggest flirt, has been recognized by the faculty and community
University for outstanding achievement and delivering top tip. Oh, this also the same thing. Okay.
The biggest flirt award goes to Suki Mello.
What's she at? Yeah, bring your ass up here.
Clap it up for her.
Hello, everybody. Thank you so much. My goal is always to make everyone feel loved as we
all like to feel appreciated and loved. So thank you so much for Kaisenat. I love you,
Kaisenat. I love everybody here. And thank you for this reward.
This award is engagement gurus, okay?
outside you know engaging a lot of people doing a lot of things. This next
award is awarded to the Streaming University Police Department, S.U.P.D.
Come on stage. They lost their job yesterday but come on come on.
Phantom Watson, come on.
Yo, as you can see, we got fucking fired.
It's Bonnie, our first female. Make some noise for Bonnie, man.
The first female S-U-P-D officer.
Yo, we had fun being at S.U.P.D. I definitely caught more than half the class of 2026 for
short facts.
And it was dope, you know what I mean?
So, yeah, any words for y'all?
Yo, hi, man.
Nice to see you, bro.
Please.
You kidnapped me last night.
Clap it up for S.U.P.D.
We'll talk about it tonight.
Safety.
talk about it tonight. Safety. Okay. This next award is to is for the most is the most
Honorable award.
This next award is to Isabella Grace.
Isabella Grace, come to the front, come to the front.
Wow, sorry, I lost my voice, I can't lie, when I came to Schumer University I was intimidated
because I'm the only UK streamer.
And can I just say as well, I was getting mad backlash back home.
They were telling me I didn't deserve it.
They said, why me?
And they said, oh, because she's already collabed with Kai.
That's why she got chosen.
But I think for me, this opportunity has really stretched me,
not just as a streamer, but as a person.
I think I came here wanting to connect with as many people as I can,
making W Clips, but also taking hold of every single advice
that any seasoned streamer can give me,
whether that's bigger creators or even my own professors.
And that's why for every lesson, you would just see me really focused
doing my homework, taking it all in, because I think for me,
We can always pump out content, but you always have to feed your mind.
Don't forget about intelligence,
because when we're consuming so much brain-raw, it's easy to become dumb.
But I just want to encourage you guys and all the future students
who are coming to Schumann University,
be uncomfortable,
know your boundaries,
earn respect,
make sure you treat every single creator with respect,
I'm not just a clip or a view, you know, and when you go to your lessons, please, please take it
seriously. I'd say lessons is where I draw the line for content. You know, genuinely, I came here
to learn. I came here to be the best streamer I could be for the UK. And listen, UK, we might not
I brought it home for World Cup, but we're bringing this home.
I love you guys.
All right, this is the Social Butterfly Award, presented to the individual who brings people
together, creates lasting connections, and makes everyone feel welcome.
Their positive energy, friendly personality, and ability to build community have made a
meaningful impact on those around them.
The Social Butterfly Award goes to Lenai.
Yes!
That's wonderful.
Hey!
Yes, Lenai!
Thank you so much, I don't know what to say, I'm nervous, I just want to say that it'll
always be my goal to be a dark skin girl who puts it all on for the dark skin girls.
I don't like drama. I don't like when you have to feel like you have to over-sensualize
yourself or do this or do that. I think that everybody should come with positivity, talk
to the smaller people, and please stop having egos. We are all the same.
Thank you so much.
All right, this next award is the Best Dressed Award, okay?
to the students who consistently brought style, confidence, style, confidence and creativity
to campus, whether in class or around their dorms or at campus events.
the best dressed award goes to Flippin Josh.
Damn, I love he was not expecting award.
This is crazy.
Thank y'all.
Fuck.
Yeah, I love y'all, thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
This is the best group award presented to the group
that exemplify the true spirit of St. University
through teamwork, collaboration, and school pride.
The best group of war goes to CORE.
Everybody, give a round of applause.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
We did it. We did it y'all. I'm gonna be honest, I think there can only be one person that
should take this speech.
I just want to give a huge shout out to Kai and the team and everybody at SU. To be honest,
we genuinely did not think that everybody here would be standing here and it's a blessing
that we were able to come into everybody's lives
and make everybody feel comfortable and special
and be able to collab with everybody as much as we could.
And we just want to say thank you
for bringing your flourishing personalities.
Thank you.
This next award is the Class Clown Award presented to the student who kept the entire campus
laughing with their quick, unforgettable moments and larger-than-life personality, whether
in class, around the dorms, or during campus events. The Class Cloud Award goes to I Like
Haskell. Come on Haskell.
Keep it down, keep it down.
I would like to say I don't want to get emotional here,
but back at home, they were saying a lot of hurtful things.
They were calling me ugly.
They were calling me fat.
They were calling me gay.
And I got this word just to prove everyone wrong.
Thank you, guys.
This next award is the Rising Stars Award, presented to the students who have exceeded
expectations and emerged as one of the Shem University's brightest new talents through
Through dedication, creativity, remarkable growth, they made a lasting impression on both
their recognizes, uh, what the fuck, on both their peers and professors.
The rising stars of war goes to Marty and Reem.
What the fuck yo, what up bro, I'm gonna just say this now, okay, you are me and Marty
let me show you up every fucking day man like on boat without this shit, I'm gonna lie,
if it wasn't for me and Marty not being, cause it's never wanted to question me, I told
us I don't ever fucking quit, you heard, we're gonna sit together bro, we do everything
I don't give a fuck when nobody say a little word if y'all hate on us, I could suck a dick
No, no, no, I'm gonna be honest real. I love all y'all. Thank you car. I'm gonna be honest
I was in the streets car kept begging me to come to SU
But I don't know if it's for me keep telling me bro, Marty we need you. I asked you we need you we need you
I'm gonna go chill get off my dick, bro
I really appreciate him for convincing me to come.
I really met a lot of new people.
A lot of y'all are really funny.
And I big aunt, Tatum, just rambling I'm out.
But I don't know, that's good though.
Leigh, hey, but yeah, I'm gonna just say, I appreciate everybody.
I love y'all, you know what I'm saying?
I love the interactions.
Hopefully we can connect with each other.
But if shit don't go out, go y'all way and shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Indeed is also available.
We need policemen, we need doctors, we need engineers,
all that.
Reem, I really love your show, bro.
You really like, you brought me here.
Go.
Go ahead.
All right.
The next award is the Community Builder Award presented to the student who went above and
beyond to bring the streaming university community together through encouragement, inclusivity,
genuine support for others. They helped foster friendships, strengthen campus,
spirit, and create an environment where everyone felt they belonged. This award
recognizes the creator whose impact was measured not just by what they
accomplished but by the community they helped build. The community builder goes
to Stable Ronaldo.
I'm not going to lie, I didn't think I was going to win an award, so I want to say thank
you to anyone who, who's getting a phone call.
I want to say thank you to anyone who supports me, a big support to Kai, who said it.
Hey, I just want to say thank you also to Kai.
This event is obviously one of the craziest things that has happened in my career and
like I've been streaming for eight years and I couldn't have done it without your event
so I do appreciate it a lot and Cudi if you're out there man, I know you don't fuck with
me man but I just want to hug after graduation bro and I love y'all.
I love y'all man, thank you.
The next award is the most consistent streamer award presented to the student who demonstrated
exceptional dedication and consistency throughout streamer university from showing up every
day with professionalism to producing, engaging content, and maintaining a strong work ethic.
They set the standard for reliability and commitment.
This award recognizes the creator who proved that consistency is one of the greatest keys
to long-term success.
And its award goes to Juicy Jacob.
He was a new character every day.
What?
Okay.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, shout out to XSCA.
A-P-E-V-E-R-S-E, escape verse, cat in the hat, all right?
Hey, this award, we're both taking this home.
We both flew here together.
We both auditioned together.
It's a word duo, but wow,
I sincerely appreciate all of you guys.
Oh my goodness.
Wow.
Oh my God.
Wow.
Thank you.
Thank you, you have my utmost gratitude.
Dude, Jesus Christ loves you guys so much.
Oh my gosh.
And, dude, you're all made in God's great image.
Oh wait, you don't know what that means.
God put you all on earth for like a great purpose, dude.
He's got a great plan for your life.
So keep working hard, keep putting yourself
in positions to be blessed by God,
and you've done that already, and you are all so blessed.
And I'm so blessed to be blessed.
Oh, I just want to give myself a little hug.
Oh!
This next award is the biggest snitch award.
Presenting to the student is my favorite award.
Presenting to the student who's talent, personality, and...
Oh, oh yeah.
Presenting to the student who somehow always knew
that was somehow always knew what was happening on campus
and wasn't afraid to share it.
Whether or not the latest dorm drama,
exposing crazy shenanigans,
or keeping everyone in the loop.
They became streaming universities unofficial source
for all things on campus.
This award recognizes the creator
who always had the inside scoop.
This goes to Big Ants.
I smell like oh yeah motherfuckers know something don't do nothing around me
cuz I'm nosy okay I'm from New York City I'm from Harlem I'm very nosy I like
to look outside my window I like to see what's going on who's fucking who was
doing why that's just me okay I love all my ladies here shout out to my ladies
and the motherfuckin' Dillshead, niggas.
I like my niggas so much, I gotta do something.
I gotta do a little bit better.
I'm watching y'all.
Oh, y'all.
Oh, she'll be all right.
I'm really grateful.
Yes, I'm a snitch, but I'm the snitch.
And um, Kyle, I should come back next year.
You know, I think I should run like a little program here.
You know, a T program.
Hmm, we'll talk about it in the office.
Thank you, big game.
Glug, glug, boo!
This next award is the Hidden Gem Award presented to the student whose talent,
personality, and impact quietly exceeded everyone's expectations while they may
not have sought the spotlight, their authenticity, creativity, and
contributions left the lasting impression on the streaming university
community. This award recognizes a creator whose value became impossible to overlook.
So Wargozu Blazing in it.
Oh, shit.
Okay, look, I had this.
I manifested this, the past year for the speech,
every day this some Disney shit, okay?
I'm gonna say some Disney ass shit.
Fuck you, nigga.
But this is so crazy.
Kai, thank you so much for giving me this opportunity.
Thank you guys so much.
Meeting every one of you, this was really hard for me to do.
I'm a gamer streamer, so I was like,
this is my first IRL anything.
And I wanted to...
I wanted to ask everybody here, all the teachers,
All the teachers, all the students, their opinions on content and how they feel.
Oh my fucking god, I'm really standing right here.
But however they feel and what I learned from this experience is that yes, love runs the
world, but the whole thing we all fear is obviously fear.
I said that's not wrong.
But embrace fear.
If you didn't embrace fear, let me do your potential.
And that's what I kept pushing.
I kept pushing.
Even though I was scared, I kept pushing.
And the reason why this all works, because I'm standing right in front of you, Brian
and I just graduated from Streaming University in 2006.
This next award goes to the in-class duo presented to the pair who became inseparable
throughout Schema University, whether in class, around campus, or during every challenge,
their chemistry, teamwork, and unforgettable moments made them one of the most iconic
duels of the semester.
The award recognizes two creators whose friendship and collaboration became a defining part of
Schema University's experience.
This award goes to Alyssa and Fine Jeremiah.
Come on.
Thank you.
Do you want to go?
Okay.
Hi, guys.
Thank you so much.
This is crazy.
I honestly didn't expect to get this award, this is so awesome, and I had so much fun
at the streaming university, making new friends, meeting new people, and really pushing myself.
Shut up, hey, Meta killed this guy.
And then here, you got it.
I got the shower, and I heard someone sing us some whack-ass Rod Wave, and it was her,
and her energy is contagious, she's a very good friend now, and it was on to me all y'all,
I just want to say thank you all.
This next award is the Hearts of the Community Award presented to the person who embodied
the spirit of streaming university through compassion, positivity, and unwavering support
for others. Their kindness, encouragement, and genuine care help make campus feel like
home for everyone around them. This award recognizes the creator whose presence strengthened
the community and left a lasting impact on the class of 2026. I just love puzzles.
Thank you guys so much.
I have to thank my daughter. My daughter is my caregiver, Ms. Tiffany Chanel, and you
never see me outside without my daughter. She walked me up the stairs at the stream
awards and any puzzle competition, I only go outside once or twice a year and she's
always there with me. Kai, thank you so much for this opportunity. And I had 100,000 followers
and 60,000 subs and a significance of that with getting this award is that I only did that because
all of you came by and shared your communities with me every time someone came and sat in
a chair next to me. The followers went up and the subs went up and I love you guys. I appreciate
you so much and this. I noticed something about the posts and stuff everybody was making that
I posted about this a lot of times because I had an issue. I had to have my teeth pulled
And so I was a stand-up comedian and I just really, I like to laugh a lot and that I'm
always cupping my lips over my teeth, I'll put my hand over my mouth, but the subs that I got
and coming here with Kai, an MD motivator, giving me the $30,000 that I have enough money to pay
to have my teeth replaced, and I am so grateful for that.
Thank you.
Thank you all for that.
Thank you.
Yeah!
This next award is the Steady Growth Award,
presented to the student who demonstrated consistent growth
throughout their journey at Schimming University.
With each class challenge and opportunity,
They continue to improve their skills, build confidence, and elevate their craft.
This award recognizes the creator whose dedication to continuous improvement
made their progress impossible to ignore.
The study group award goes to Wardrobe Winters.
Yeah!
Go, Wardrobe!
Thank you so much.
Oh my God, sorry y'all.
I'm also suffering with the SU cough disease,
voice disease right now.
I wanna say thank you everybody in here,
everybody who I talk to, everybody online.
Thank you Sky, Max, thank y'all.
I appreciate every last one of you guys in the building.
And I mean, I wanna be here without,
like I always believe in like,
I feel like social media and if any of y'all,
Anybody viewers that's watching that want to be here next year,
I feel like posting and it's like a lottery.
Like, you know, you got to keep going to you, you know,
get that one post, that one post could really change your life.
And like just like that one ticket, that one post,
that one video, can always change your life.
So thank you so much for the opportunity and yeah, thank you.
This next award is the worst behavior award presented to the student who kept campus on
his toes with unforgettable antics, rule-bending moments in a tally for finding themselves
at the center of the chaos.
Whether they were causing harmless trouble
or creating the most talked about moments of the semester,
they made streaming university a lot more entertaining.
This award recognizes the creator
who truly kept everyone guessing.
The worst behavior award goes to Bills Out.
I'm really that terrible guys.
Yes.
Whoa.
You know, I just came up here.
I want to give you a little message.
You know, here's a message to the newborns waiting to breathe.
If you believe that you can achieve, just look at me.
Hey, Casanet, I love you, bro.
This next award is the Campus Icon Award,
presented to the person whose personality, presence,
and influence became, what the fuck does this say?
Synonymous, we're streaming university
through unforgettable moments, school spirit,
and lasting impact on the campus community.
They helped define the class of 2026 experience.
This award recognizes the creator whose legacy
will be remembered long after the semester comes to an end.
The campus icon award goes to your rage.
Applause
Yeah, first of all, thank you, Kai, for putting together the greatest streaming event of all
all the time. I don't care what nobody say. That's a fact. Coming into I ain't gonna lie.
Even though I am who I am, I was nervous coming into this thing because deep down, I'm against
our stream on heart. You feel me? But coming outside my comfort zone, me and all y'all
great creators, little and big, I want to do shit with y'all for years to come. And
thank you. Thank you. Any of y'all streamers can hit me up. We can do any type of content
this year, big or small again.
And I appreciate y'all for that.
I know that.
Damn.
The next award is the Best Roommates Award,
presented to the roommates who turned their dorm
into the ultimate home away from home.
Through friendship, teamwork, and countless unforgettable moments,
they created one of the strongest bonds on campus.
The award recognizes the duo whose chemistry, support for one another,
and shared experience made them the standout roommates of Streaming University.
The best roommates award goes to Wardrobe Winter and Pat Boymax.
yeah
First came here, you know
I'm not gonna lie out of feeling I was gonna get pair with Wardrobe. So he was telling me very well wardrobe
You're a wardrobe like ready like a kid crazy like I'm not gonna lie after the first day
I'm gonna keep it a buck. I'm talking to you
like
You a real friend, bro. You feel me like you're a real person
Wardrobe is only 17. You've been making content since he was 15 years old and it's 15. What?
Younger than it moving
Anyway, you feel me? He a grinder. He's super emotionally intelligent. He young, but he has a very promising future
I'm happy to call him. I just my roommate by my friend. I
Want to say
Thank you max, you know coming in here. I was like, oh girl. I don't know
But then I was like, you know what? I'm gonna just I'm gonna just do it
So, you know, I just walked up in there and
And I do, I do, I do, I really do want to say like it's been a long five days but like
you can make like less than friendships in just five days with like really strong connections.
So no shame if y'all got friends and y'all been friends for five days and y'all not really
like really, really friends, y'all might gotta work that out.
I don't know if y'all might got to do a little activity or something because girl, I don't even know what I'm talking about.
This next award is the school spirit award presented to the students who embodied the pride, enthusiasm, and energy of Schimming University.
Every single day, from chairing on their classmates
to fully embracing campus traditions,
creating their own merch, participating in challenges
and events, they inspire those around them
with their infectious excitement.
The award recognizes the creator who truly lived
and breathed streaming university experience.
school's for a word goes to Maya Nicole and the real Maya line.
Those are my athletes. Let's go, ladies.
Those are my athletes there.
I know that's right.
Oh, shit, you look weird up here.
Everybody watching?
OK, well, first I want to say thank you, Kai.
You feel me?
God is going to continue to bless you,
because you didn't bless so many people in this world.
You feel me?
Streamer, you?
Everybody here, y'all, like a million plus people apply.
And y'all, he chose us to be here.
So I just want to say, even after this, y'all, keep going.
You feel me?
Don't let it stop here.
I'm so grateful that me and her can be here together.
My dog, you know what I'm saying?
And we applied last year, and we did not get in last year
together, but we made it our business to keep going.
And we was like, next year, we're going to get in.
And two and we in.
We in?
Yeah.
OK.
Oh, my god, I'm nervous.
OK.
First thing I want to say is, God, thank you so much
for giving me this opportunity.
My name is Dmyne Nicole.
That's what I go by on all platforms.
So last year, I did audition last year.
I kind of gave this speech, Lizzo's class.
I did my audition and I've received a lot of negativity,
like, hey, you don't deserve it, all that.
And I'm gonna bring back this moment.
It was a time where I was at the mall
and a group of guys came up.
They were bullying me, like, you didn't make it
in my face, all this and that.
But I kept going and look, I'm here right now.
You feel me on here right now?
And I just want to say, Damaya, I'm very proud of you.
Me and this girl work our ass off all the time.
Like, we post so much.
And yes, thank you, Con.
Let's go, ladies!
Thank you.
Sure you do the best, you.
This next award is the prankster award.
presented to the student who mastered the art of mischief
and unforgettable surprises.
What was it?
Mischief and unforgettable surprises.
They have creativity, humor, and perfect timing.
They kept the campus laughing and made every day
a little bit more unpredictable.
This award recognizes the creator whose pranks
became some of the most memorable moments
of the Schimming University experience.
the President of the World goes to, Kinell Joseph.
Cheers and applause.
I just want to say I appreciate Kai
for bringing me apart.
I went to all three days and this also just shows that a-
damn, why am I stuttering?
But I just want to say that consistency is hard work and, you know, if you keep working
at something, it, you know, happens in real life.
So I appreciate it.
The next award is the best professor award presented to the professor who inspired, challenged
and empowered their students both inside and outside the classroom.
Through exceptional teaching, genuine mentorship, and a passion for helping
creators grow, they made a lasting impact on the streaming university experience.
This award recognizes the educator whose guidance and dedication left an unforgettable
Mark on the class of 2026, the best professor award goes to Ludwig.
First off, guys, can we give a big round of applause for Kai Sanat.
I was a little nervous to do this, Kyle.
I don't know if you remember, we had a call.
I told you, I'm too old for this.
Kyle said, what are you talking about?
You're never too old for anything.
You're 31.
And you guys weren't there.
So I said, you know what?
You're right.
And I did it.
And I'm very happy I did.
I did not think I would get as emotional as I've
been meeting each and every one of you.
It's been some of the best parts of my experience
talking to you guys who stayed after class, who were engaged, asking questions, it meant
a lot to me. So guys, thank you so much class of 26. You're amazing. I do got a couple things
kind of you don't mind. You know, Dell sponsored this event. You guys all got laptops, right?
Everyone got a laptop. Unfortunately, some hijinks have happened. Blazion, your laptop
got stolen, didn't it? Yeah, lucky for you. Alienware, they're part of Dell. They said
they're going to give you a dream set up.
I'm talking desktop, monitor, peripherals,
the whole non-Blasian you deserve it.
I'm sorry that happened to you,
but you need to be streaming with the best equipment.
You're a gamer and you need it.
I've also been teasing you guys with who
I'm going to invite to streamer games.
In event I'm doing next month,
I want a team to represent streamer you.
And I want streamers of all size,
people who try, people who really want to push themselves
in the space.
It's another step you can take.
I got your list, I got four streamers,
it's really hard to do.
So I'm gonna go through one by one.
First off, I think you guys have all experienced
help from this person.
He's one of the nicest people on this campus.
Mr. Keem, you're coming to Streamer Games.
Woo!
Yeah!
Next up, she was a bright spot in every class.
It was a pleasure having her.
She listened.
I think she's going to be a phenomenal streamer.
Fumi Bean, you are coming to Streamer Games.
I cried hugging this streamer after my class.
We had an emotional talk.
Kiara, please, you are coming to Streamer Games.
And finally, this is the only student who went to three of my four classes, Jason and
Ween, you are coming to Streamer Games.
Thank you guys so much, Professor Rallout.
I don't know if I want to say something.
Out of a lot of things that I pay attention to the most, I pay attention to the classes
on this campus and genuinely from a person that has a perspective by being at home and
watch it from home. You have put a lot of people on to game without them even
having to be here. And I do understand sometimes the Wi-Fi might not be the
best in the classes. When you could just focus real quick and just listen in a
lot of these people's classes, you're gonna leave with something that you
have learned brand new. So thank you, Lil' Wink, for doing all that work.
All right.
The next award is the best club director award presented to the club director who went above
and beyond to create an engaging, inspiring and unforgettable experience for their members
Through outstanding leadership, creativity, and dedication,
they built a club that encouraged growth, collaboration,
and lasting friendships.
This award recognizes the leader whose passion helped
make Schumer University an even more memorable experience
for the class of 2026, the best club director award goes
to Markel Washington.
Thank you guys so much. I am so grateful to be here. It has been an honor to be
beside so many of you amazing people and I want to thank my cheer team because
after speaking to a lot yeah cheerleader stand up because after speaking to a lot
of the other club directors it's amazing to see how all my athletes showed up
every day for practice and worked so hard because guys, if y'all only knew the effort
that I put into it with printing out my cheers, buying the pom-poms, and making the music,
I made a whole song for my cheer team because we were going to get copyrighted.
And I'm just so grateful for all of y'all who came and worked your asses off.
I know they were expecting us to do a stomp and shake or just do some sideline cheers.
And I have to tip my hats off to all you amazing ladies and gentlemen who helped us out.
because the sky was the limit and guys I just got to let y'all know we did reach it and we did touch it.
Thank you guys so much for all your effort and thank you for everybody else who supported the cheer team
and hopefully it's many more years to come. Thank you so much and thank you Mr. Costinat
for opening the apartment up for creator directors and letting us and allowing us to use the space
in the facility to expand and streaming you and I hope it continues to grow. Thank you guys so much.
Bitch we are!
Ah!
The next award is Best In Room Content.
Presented to the students who turned their dorm room into one of the most entertaining spaces on campus.
Through creativity, consistency, and engaging content.
They proved the great ideas don't require a big stage.
This award recognized the creator who made the most of their space and
delivered some of Streaming University's most memorable in-room moments.
The best in-room content goes to Chris Gone Crazy and Real Knee Alive.
Both y'all.
Wow, man.
My whole reasoning, first off, my name is Chris Don Crazy, this is my girlfriend, The
Real Nia Love.
My whole entire reasoning for even applying and trying to be here was literally to spread
the love of Jesus Christ, man, like literally.
I just genuinely, I don't want to save anyone, I don't want to force anything on anyone.
I genuinely just wanted to plan a seed and use it, my platform and this opportunity to
do so because he called me to do that.
I didn't want to be the most entertaining.
I wasn't trying to have the most numbers, the views, the money, it never mattered.
I genuinely wanted this to be a really, really big moment for me to talk to all the content
creators that have something going on within themselves, and so I can create a safe space
for them to be vulnerable and express themselves, because as content creators, we hold it all
in, and we need people to understand, to be able to be there to help us.
Production, can y'all move the podium, please, really quickly?
Yeah.
So, you know, it's just...
I just wanted to say, um...
Nia.
Nia Jackson.
You changed my life.
Before we say, I will tell her to bring me back to her
That's the chance I'll be asked for
Whoa, what the hell?
I don't think I'll be able to say
Will you marry me?
Yes, what the hell?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
That's the chance I'll be asked for
Have you been away? No!
If anything was to be promised
I would tell you beneath that dinner
That's the truth, I'll tell you
Leave me out, babe
Have you been away?
Kai bro, can you come in real quick?
She loves y'all by the way.
She loves y'all bro.
This was her personal request for her proposal, man, for sure.
I just want to thank Kai, bro, because he literally helped me out with this whole thing,
planning this whole thing.
I already, you know, I've been through so much, man.
Like God took away so much stuff for me to literally be at this spot right here, man.
Like I didn't even believe in him for so many years, bro.
I still was gaining following and gaining a big fan base, bro
And I didn't have I was doing all the wrong things of the world, bro
And he did all that and allowed me to still gain such a big following and such a big influence for this very moment
Right here so that I can influence all of the people that watched me while I was in the world
So they can see a real-life testimony that you can change and it's never too late to change for Jesus Christ
And I just want to thank Conn bro because he allowed me to get this opportunity to do
so and he helped me bring these guys out man and this is crazy and he helped me with the
ring man.
He helped me with everything bro.
Like I really appreciate you.
And yeah I've been here, I've been here with my artist, congratulations.
Snap it up for them y'all.
Yeah!
And yeah, I've been here. I've been here about all this.
Yeah. Congratulations. Step it up for them, y'all.
Yeah!
Thank you.
Oh, my gosh.
I
She ain't that
The next award is
You're going to get it.
All right.
The next award is the MVP award presented
to the students who best exemplified excellence
throughout their journey at streaming university,
through outstanding creativity, leadership, consistency,
and a commitment to creating an entertaining storyline.
They set the standard both inside and outside the classroom.
This award recognizing the creators whose impact,
performance and dedication made the most valuable player
of the class of 2026, the MVP award goes to Suburb Baby.
baby
I'm not them walking before you not been working shit.
Before I came in here, you know,
I saw a couple of tiktoks saying, you know,
suburb makes skits, all these shit scripted.
It can never be a live streamer.
Fuck you nigga, oh no.
That's all I really gotta say.
But now I'm some real shit,
and Kyle, I appreciate you my nigga for believing in me.
I wanna say, man, anything you want to do in life,
you just keep going, never give up.
And man, fuck everybody don't believe in you man.
Yeah!
Let's go, guys!
Yeah!
Let's go, guys!
MVP, MVP, MVP, MVP, MVP, MVP, MVP, MVP!
All right.
This is the final award of the night.
This is the valedictorian award presented by Dell.
Presented by Dell, this honor recognizes
a student who exemplified the very best of Schimming
University through exceptional academic engagement,
creativity, leadership, professionalism,
and an unravering commitment to grow.
They consistently set the standard for excellence.
This award celebrates the creator
whose dedication and achievements earned them
the distinction of addictorian for the class of 2026.
In addition to this recognition,
the receiving person will also receive
an official Dell brand deal in recognition
of their outstanding performance and potential.
The baddictorian of Shimi University, 2026 is Mr. Keen.
Yeah!
The first thing I want to say is every single one of us,
we made it here because we worked hard.
And I hope that no matter what happened today,
and no matter what happened this week,
that we could all still be grateful
because we have so much to be grateful for in life.
And I just really want to say thank you to God.
I want to say thank you to my family,
my supporters, my community,
because they remind me just to be true to myself
every single day.
And I want to especially say thank you to StreamerU,
The staff, especially Kai, my classmates,
thank you for believing in me.
Thank you for trusting me, like with your communities,
like I don't take it for granted
when I show up in front of your camera
and y'all talk to me, okay?
It means a lot to me.
And I just wanted to say that I really wanted to do my best
to set an example of what I believe Streaming University
and what Kai represents in the streaming industry.
And the thing that I wanted to say
you
You
I'm a class and you want to hear me?
Assess it on trains
Assess who you was when I dreamed it all
Ever since I was young they said I wouldn't be nothing
Now they always say congratulations
I'm so fucked up for the case times
They never did that to me, my son
People hate and say the change of look we made at it
Now we're made out of
Have it up for y'all sounds real quick
Clap it up for y'all sounds real quick
Let's go on to this next one is there miss miss bigot
Well, oh, yes, perfect
so
This is the year two of streaming University and
And I wanted to share with you guys what's next for it.
Shenmue University is an idea that I had in my head that is now the entire world.
And the reality that I realize is just way bigger than me.
And that's why I push to do it every single time.
And I did say that I am going to be doing this event for every single year until I don't know what happens
You feel the same?
So I wanted to announce something that I'm super excited for with you guys
And that is Streamer University
2027 will be taking place in Europe
We'll be taking place in Europe.
Okay, do we have the slide?
Okay.
So, to everybody out there,
Streaming University next year is going overseas
and will be held in Europe.
Now, listen.
That doesn't mean if you're from the U.S.,
you're not able to go.
Any US creator that wants to be a part of this every time is a great time to see two different continents literally collide on one campus.
And with that being said, I have another announcement.
Next year for 2027, the alumni of Class of 2025 and the alumni of Class of 2026 will be
able to, the selected alumni, selected, will be able to participate full time next year
in Europe.
Okay, so what does that mean that means shit y'all got to get built to ask still we will
be watching we will really really be watching and I would love to see amazing USA creators
collaborate with amazing European creators and I'm very excited because this is now the
the first step into making this for not just the US,
but for the entire world and seeing culture's class.
So I want to leave off on a good note.
I want to say thank each and every one of y'all
from the bottom of my heart for coming to this event for me.
A lot of y'all did not have to show up.
You feel what I'm saying?
But you guys still went out there.
You guys still do y'all things.
And I've been watching y'all the entire week.
And I'm proud of every single one of y'all, genuinely.
Y'all are very hungry individuals.
And nobody knows what's gonna happen when we leave here,
but all y'all can do is be consistent and keep growing.
And most importantly, take the connections out of here
and put that in the world world.
Connect, y'all have a help tonight.
Y'all should be going together and connecting,
exchanging info, phone numbers, social medias,
and everything. Build something that's worth laughing forever. Thank you guys so much. And that is
Sheme University 2026. But also know after this, you guys are now allowed to go live. Don't be
wild. Please don't be wild. But last night, connect genuinely. You guys are able to go live and have a nice day.
in the place where this place was.
Nobody make you feel like you were.
You don't know you should go.
You just look for someone to make you more old-time.
You don't know.
Who made this planet feel like home?
It's us first time the doors closing.
So far beyond our lock and troll.
Use that good sauce or else you're broken
So much better when you're waiting
Forever in a day
It's all I've got
Put it together in a break
About the energy it takes
And it's all set
I know I know I know I know I know I know
Can I, can I, can I, can I know
Yeah, I've never snipped, I've never fought
I try to tell you about a better life than I've fought
It's been a while, keep it safe, it's in the ball
Blind for it, keep it going until we hit a fall
Never gonna do the motions, I'm just trying to lay your body down slowly
We can only go up, we can only go up
Shacky I hear me!
I'm back. All right. Listen, y'all. Okay. Can we clear the whole way? Please clear the
whole ways. Listen, y'all. Okay. They started packing up already. Okay. Let me see y'all
sign, bro. Genuinely, genuinely, genuinely, genuinely. I love y'all. How do you feel about
Europe? How do you feel about Europe? How do you feel about Europe? I'm not gonna lie.
about to get crazy, bro, genuinely. I love you guys so much, bro. We're going to Europe
next year. And I think it's gonna be crazy, bro. I think it's gonna be insane. Sleep schedule
might be a little crazy for a lot of y'all, but it's worth it. It is really worth it out.
It is really worth it. I don't have to stay up a little bit longer. We're gonna start
be sparking from a little bit earlier, whatever it is,
it gives the opportunity for European creators
to now be more focused on Epic as a bucket.
If you are from America, okay?
If you guys are from America,
we still have the opportunity.
The goal for next year is to see cultures just clash.
You feel what I'm saying?
Now it's gonna be really crazy for real, bro.
It's going to be crazy and for the years after that, who knows, it may be whatever is that chat, we're locked in. Will you fly us out? Yes.
You know, university is all inclusive. Come on. Come on. Okay. Um, I really appreciate you guys.
genuinely. Okay, just know that I do. Okay, I do appreciate you guys. Two years of nonstop support.
I do appreciate it. And yeah, I heard alumni of 2025 and selected alumni selected up 2025 selected alumni of 2026 will be able to participate full time, not just today.
And however we figured that out we'll figure it out, but it will be crazy, bro
and I'm about to take my time and you know, like with each other bond with these students on my campus
and
Yeah, so if you want to go to shimmy University next year make sure you have your passport buddy
Unless you live in Europe if you're from America, but want to go make sure you get that motherfucking passport. Okay?
Make sure you do
All right, um, and yeah, bro
Appreciate y'all you got so much. Oh
Behind the scenes and a big big video of behind the scenes of shooting University
We'll drop from the moment that we started discussing it to the moment now
Okay, if I do a job in two days, I will drop on the 21st
And yeah
And they can just say mafia down for mafia down three was the last one
But y'all I appreciate all the subs I
Appreciate everything
Yes, me and speed got something whipping up y'all
Me and speed got something whipping up just for you guys
For speed game and for the mafia
We got child items for speed game in the mafia
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I'm just being silly, I answer the door, like, what's with the Martin?
Nigga, do we have a problem, had a feck Marlin?
This ain't me to fuck us, I'll be this ass pray, I'll be the charges
No daddy don't play, not when it comes to their daughters
Don't do no yoga, don't do Pilates, Jeff like Piana will stick to karate
I pray your body's, drink more like mine, and not like your mommy's
Don't do no yoga, don't do Pilates, Jeff like Piana will stick to karate
I pray your bodies, drink more like mine And not like your mommies, just being salty
But niggas is nuts, and I am a nigga, I know what they want
I pray that you don't get it all at once Curves under your dress, I know it's pervs
All on the net, all in the comments You wanna vomit, that's your baby
You love her to death, now she cookin' class And hangin' with friends, you break the glass
And say it again, she can't comprehend the dangers she in
If you with her ass, she movin' with him But he with her ass, you go through it again
But how you the devil rebuke in the sin, let's pray we can put this behind us
I swear that these times is the wildest, she get the scars, they service reminders
Bloods sit on the pajamas, but yesterday is dead, yeah
Moment of silence, neck should be off the callus, and then at the altar
Cause she know that niggas is savage, niggas is monsters, niggas is pimps
niggas is plays to niggas that daughters niggas is pips niggas is plays to niggas that daughters
don't you go up in the air your mama be wary of it was all part of the story even the scary
I'm saying it like I want to do it I like Nikki ah man I promise I'ma turn it to a monster
but no manages. I don't know how he's saying it.