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Better luck next time."}, {"start": 266.26, "end": 273.68, "text": " Listen, bro. I mean, we can get right into it really. We can really get into"}, {"start": 273.68, "end": 275.16, "text": " anything you guys want to get into."}, {"start": 278.12, "end": 280.52, "text": " Still in London, I'm at this hotel."}, {"start": 280.52, "end": 282.28000000000003, "text": " Barely got an E-bit rate, but I found a way."}, {"start": 282.28000000000003, "end": 283.68, "text": " Tim, but thank you for the five gifted."}, {"start": 283.68, "end": 285.32, "text": " W pity gifted in a chat."}, {"start": 285.32, "end": 286.16, "text": " Huh, yes, good."}, {"start": 286.16, "end": 288.84000000000003, "text": " All right, I'll go with that."}, {"start": 288.84000000000003, "end": 290.08, "text": " W pity gifted in a chat."}, {"start": 290.08, "end": 292.28000000000003, "text": " W pity gifted, shout out to the pity gifted."}, {"start": 294.76, "end": 295.6, "text": " Now,"}, {"start": 297.4, "end": 299.8, "text": " I mean, let's just get into it all."}, {"start": 299.8, "end": 301.2, "text": " Let's just get into it all."}, {"start": 301.2, "end": 312.44, "text": " First things first, I don't know, this breaks my heart to say."}, {"start": 312.44, "end": 317.4, "text": " It actually really hurts my heart to say what I'm about to say right now."}, {"start": 317.4, "end": 324.0, "text": " The penalty kicks at the end of the charity match today, I was the last person."}, {"start": 324.0, "end": 327.4, "text": " I was given the fifth penalty kick."}, {"start": 327.40000000000003, "end": 337.50000000000006, "text": " I was supposed game on the line, entire charity match on the line, 100,000 live people, 1.5"}, {"start": 337.50000000000006, "end": 339.00000000000006, "text": " million viewers."}, {"start": 339.00000000000006, "end": 349.52000000000004, "text": " I was supposed to kick the final and fifth penalty kick and win the game for my team."}, {"start": 349.52000000000004, "end": 351.52000000000004, "text": " But it didn't even make it that far."}, {"start": 351.52, "end": 359.0, "text": " They didn't even make it that far."}, {"start": 359.0, "end": 369.71999999999997, "text": " The first two people missed their penalty kicks and everybody on their teammate theirs."}, {"start": 369.71999999999997, "end": 372.76, "text": " The fourth and fifth was adapt then me."}, {"start": 372.76, "end": 376.2, "text": " We were supposed to end it with a one-two punch."}, {"start": 376.2, "end": 379.32, "text": " Adapt was supposed to get the fourth and I was going to send it home with the fifth."}, {"start": 379.32, "end": 382.2, "text": " And I had my Sally and everything ready, bro."}, {"start": 382.2, "end": 384.04, "text": " I had my Sally and everything."}, {"start": 384.04, "end": 391.15999999999997, "text": " I was going to make that goal, make that final penalty kick, and I was going to turn around"}, {"start": 391.15999999999997, "end": 399.56, "text": " to 100,000 people and go like this."}, {"start": 399.56, "end": 409.12, "text": " I had it envisioned in my brain, envisioned in my head with everybody jumping on my back,"}, {"start": 409.12, "end": 410.92, "text": " He wins the game"}, {"start": 410.92, "end": 416.04, "text": " No, dude didn't even get a chance to kick a penalty didn't even get a chance to kick a penalty, dude"}, {"start": 416.72, "end": 419.44, "text": " It's actually heartbreaking. I"}, {"start": 421.32, "end": 426.2, "text": " Was I'm still so bummed out. I wish I would have got to kick that penalty"}, {"start": 426.2, "end": 429.96, "text": " I'm so confident. I would have made it all that pressure on the line. I would have made it"}, {"start": 429.96, "end": 432.6, "text": " Oh god, I would have made everything. I love I would have made it. I would have made it"}, {"start": 432.6, "end": 435.64, "text": " I know I would have made it. I know I would have"}, {"start": 439.12, "end": 447.92, "text": " What is this tweet, bro?"}, {"start": 447.92, "end": 448.92, "text": " What rogue?"}, {"start": 448.92, "end": 451.08, "text": " Like what could you possibly be sending right now?"}, {"start": 451.08, "end": 457.64, "text": " I'm genuinely curious what you could possibly be sending that you think I care about."}, {"start": 457.64, "end": 459.84000000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 459.84000000000003, "end": 461.84000000000003, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 464.72, "end": 466.00000000000006, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 466.00000000000006, "end": 470.00000000000006, "text": " But yeah, I was getting a little fucking protein in before the game"}, {"start": 470.40000000000003, "end": 476.56000000000006, "text": " Don't think this is this is not a bad thing getting a little protein in before the game is not a bad thing guys"}, {"start": 476.8, "end": 480.44000000000005, "text": " they had they had bowls with sirloin and"}, {"start": 481.08000000000004, "end": 487.02000000000004, "text": " And rice and beans there for a reason clearly it was meant for the players to eat in the in the players locker room"}, {"start": 487.02, "end": 493.29999999999995, "text": " Obviously I'm gonna indulge. I walked past a great smell at food bar. Obviously I'm gonna indulge and I'm gonna try it. What?"}, {"start": 497.06, "end": 499.06, "text": " Like obviously"}, {"start": 501.85999999999996, "end": 507.38, "text": " Now can we actually can we can we actually be honest here though like let's actually be honest"}, {"start": 509.5, "end": 514.9, "text": " Because I feel like y'all are hating just to hate just for just for like the fashion of it"}, {"start": 517.02, "end": 521.8199999999999, "text": " I didn't play that"}, {"start": 523.14, "end": 528.62, "text": " Like if we're actually sitting here and being honest with ourselves, I didn't play bad. I"}, {"start": 530.22, "end": 535.38, "text": " Didn't get much of a chance out there. I only played fucking 12 minutes out of 90"}, {"start": 535.38, "end": 538.5799999999999, "text": " I didn't get much of a chance and when I did play"}, {"start": 539.5799999999999, "end": 542.92, "text": " Nobody scored on me. I had I stopped"}, {"start": 542.92, "end": 547.92, "text": " I dropped what could have been a play that was a goal,"}, {"start": 547.92, "end": 551.12, "text": " and I got a touch and then kicked it to my teammate,"}, {"start": 551.12, "end": 555.42, "text": " and then that teammate kicked it to Marlon."}, {"start": 555.42, "end": 559.52, "text": " For my second ever football game, I didn't play bad."}, {"start": 559.52, "end": 561.42, "text": " Look at this, I'll show you how to clip, roll a clip."}, {"start": 561.42, "end": 562.74, "text": " Roll a clip."}, {"start": 564.02, "end": 566.12, "text": " Roll the clip, let me show y'all, let me show y'all."}, {"start": 566.12, "end": 568.7199999999999, "text": " Since you guys wanna sit here and act like I played so bad."}, {"start": 568.7199999999999, "end": 569.7199999999999, "text": " I didn't play bad."}, {"start": 569.72, "end": 572.76, "text": " for what I was given and the opportunities"}, {"start": 572.76, "end": 575.52, "text": " that was given to me, I did not play bad."}, {"start": 575.52, "end": 576.36, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 578.32, "end": 579.1600000000001, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 582.52, "end": 584.96, "text": " Nice Wi-Fi, W Wi-Fi, W Wi-Fi."}, {"start": 584.96, "end": 585.8000000000001, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 585.8000000000001, "end": 587.28, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 588.88, "end": 589.72, "text": " What's happening to me?"}, {"start": 589.72, "end": 591.0400000000001, "text": " Oh, up in the air."}, {"start": 591.0400000000001, "end": 593.6800000000001, "text": " This could have been a goal."}, {"start": 593.6800000000001, "end": 595.76, "text": " If I missed this right here, this is a goal."}, {"start": 595.76, "end": 598.08, "text": " Either Ron is scoring this or this guy's scoring it."}, {"start": 598.08, "end": 600.44, "text": " I can't tell who that is cause it's blurry."}, {"start": 600.44, "end": 602.12, "text": " But no, what does Lacey do?"}, 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619.9200000000001, "end": 620.9200000000001, "text": " Get from the field."}, {"start": 620.9200000000001, "end": 621.9200000000001, "text": " He's gonna be alive."}, {"start": 621.9200000000001, "end": 622.9200000000001, "text": " That's the point."}, {"start": 622.9200000000001, "end": 623.9200000000001, "text": " That's the point."}, {"start": 623.9200000000001, "end": 624.9200000000001, "text": " That's the point."}, {"start": 624.92, "end": 628.5999999999999, "text": " Like guys, if we're being honest, I was only given,"}, {"start": 628.5999999999999, "end": 633.4399999999999, "text": " I was only given 12 minutes on the pitch."}, {"start": 635.0, "end": 637.12, "text": " I was not given much of an opportunity here"}, {"start": 637.12, "end": 638.8, "text": " to really do anything."}, {"start": 638.8, "end": 640.56, "text": " And when I was on the pitch,"}, {"start": 640.56, "end": 642.9799999999999, "text": " I stopped or could have had a goal"}, {"start": 642.9799999999999, "end": 647.24, "text": " and I had a pass to an assist"}, {"start": 647.24, "end": 650.92, "text": " and I'm not gonna lie, nobody scored when I was out there."}, {"start": 650.92, "end": 653.4, "text": " Facts, there was, I didn't let up a goal."}, {"start": 653.4, "end": 654.6, "text": " I low key play good."}, {"start": 654.6, "end": 656.24, "text": " And even at the end of the game,"}, {"start": 656.24, "end": 658.56, "text": " XQC came up to me and was like,"}, {"start": 658.56, "end": 660.1999999999999, "text": " I'm gonna be completely honest."}, {"start": 661.56, "end": 662.68, "text": " When you were out there,"}, {"start": 662.68, "end": 664.36, "text": " I was more comfortable in goal"}, {"start": 664.36, "end": 667.1999999999999, "text": " because you were actually playing good defense."}, {"start": 667.1999999999999, "end": 668.76, "text": " XQC literally told me that."}, {"start": 668.76, "end": 669.6, "text": " I put it on God."}, {"start": 669.6, "end": 671.4, "text": " Ask XQC, ask XQC."}, {"start": 671.4, "end": 673.24, "text": " I genuinely think,"}, {"start": 673.24, "end": 674.3199999999999, "text": " and I'm not being delusional,"}, {"start": 674.3199999999999, "end": 677.54, "text": " I genuinely think if I got more than 12 minutes,"}, {"start": 677.54, "end": 679.84, "text": " if I got 40, 50 minutes out there,"}, {"start": 679.84, "end": 681.52, "text": " I would have been man of the match."}, {"start": 681.52, "end": 688.52, "text": " We would have won the game."}, {"start": 688.52, "end": 698.52, "text": " That's son."}, {"start": 698.52, "end": 706.64, "text": " I'm not delusional for not knowing much about football in the knowledge of the football game."}, {"start": 706.64, "end": 709.48, "text": " I played really good."}, {"start": 709.48, "end": 711.76, "text": " I'm actually not bad."}, {"start": 711.76, "end": 713.6800000000001, "text": " Here are your stats."}, {"start": 721.88, "end": 722.84, "text": " I can sense."}, {"start": 722.84, "end": 724.28, "text": " How do I see my stats?"}, {"start": 729.76, "end": 732.36, "text": " Lacey, minutes played 60."}, {"start": 732.36, "end": 734.36, "text": " This literally just isn't true."}, {"start": 734.36, "end": 735.2, "text": " I don't even know."}, {"start": 735.2, "end": 738.24, "text": " I don't even know what."}, {"start": 738.24, "end": 751.5600000000001, "text": " I don't know if fucking font mob was watching the right game, but I did not play 60 minutes."}, {"start": 751.5600000000001, "end": 753.96, "text": " This is just not even true."}, {"start": 753.96, "end": 759.5600000000001, "text": " You guys know this isn't true."}, {"start": 759.5600000000001, "end": 768.16, "text": " So you're telling me in my 10 minutes of play time, I had two passes in one defensive"}, {"start": 768.16, "end": 774.4, "text": " of contribution, four touches, one clearance, one recovery."}, {"start": 774.4, "end": 778.4, "text": " These are not bad stats for playing 10 minutes out there."}, {"start": 778.4, "end": 781.28, "text": " This is not bad with a 6.2 rating."}, {"start": 785.68, "end": 790.04, "text": " At center back on the pitch for 10 minutes,"}, {"start": 790.04, "end": 793.68, "text": " these are not bad stats for my second time ever playing"}, {"start": 793.68, "end": 794.68, "text": " in a football match."}, {"start": 794.68, "end": 795.76, "text": " I don't care."}, {"start": 795.76, "end": 798.08, "text": " Guys, I know you guys are saying 60 minutes."}, {"start": 798.08, "end": 801.0, "text": " Did you watch the game or are y'all just watching the stream?"}, {"start": 801.0, "end": 802.2, "text": " Did y'all watch the game?"}, {"start": 803.2, "end": 805.84, "text": " I wasn't in the game the whole fucking time."}, {"start": 805.84, "end": 807.6, "text": " Maybe 60 minutes watched."}, {"start": 814.3199999999999, "end": 815.64, "text": " If you actually watched the game,"}, {"start": 815.64, "end": 818.48, "text": " you know I only got 12 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The very little time on the pitch that I got. 16.4 million view clip. The"}, {"start": 853.0, "end": 860.56, "text": " the highest viewed clip of the entire match, 16.4 million views, and the day's not even"}, {"start": 860.56, "end": 861.56, "text": " over."}, {"start": 861.56, "end": 862.56, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 862.56, "end": 863.56, "text": " Thanks for the talk."}, {"start": 863.5600000000001, "end": 865.5600000000001, "text": " Thanks, Tiktok."}, {"start": 880.5600000000001, "end": 886.5600000000001, "text": " I was out there, I really wanted to get a bicycle kick. I really wanted to. I really wanted to get a bicycle kick."}, {"start": 886.5600000000001, "end": 891.5600000000001, "text": " I was so confident that I could have completed it, but I just didn't get the chance. I didn't get the chance."}, {"start": 893.5600000000001, "end": 896.5600000000001, "text": " It's heartbreaking, bro. It's actually heartbreaking."}, {"start": 906.5600000000001, "end": 908.5600000000001, "text": " I was dead ass waiting for the attempt."}, {"start": 908.5600000000001, "end": 911.5600000000001, "text": " Yeah, but so I got put in that striker,"}, {"start": 911.5600000000001, "end": 914.5600000000001, "text": " but then I got taken out after a minute."}, {"start": 920.5600000000001, "end": 922.5600000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 923.5600000000001, "end": 926.6, "text": " When someone needs an estate agent, they're gonna search for one."}, {"start": 926.6, "end": 929.72, "text": " Google, Google Maps, ChatGPT, P-"}, {"start": 929.72, "end": 936.0400000000001, "text": " Lacey2026 Sidemen charity match highlights, and it's a minute long video."}, {"start": 936.0400000000001, "end": 937.32, "text": " My lines are-"}, {"start": 937.32, "end": 939.32, "text": " This could have been a YouTube short!"}, {"start": 942.6, "end": 943.8000000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 943.8000000000001, "end": 945.32, "text": " It's a good one."}, {"start": 945.32, "end": 946.6, "text": " Yeah, it's a good one."}, {"start": 946.6, "end": 947.6400000000001, "text": " It's a good one."}, {"start": 947.6400000000001, "end": 948.1200000000001, "text": " It's a good one."}, {"start": 948.1200000000001, "end": 948.6, "text": " It's a good one."}, {"start": 948.6, "end": 949.08, "text": " It's a good one."}, {"start": 949.08, "end": 949.6400000000001, "text": " It's a good one."}, {"start": 949.6400000000001, "end": 950.2800000000001, "text": " It's a good one."}, {"start": 950.2800000000001, "end": 950.7600000000001, "text": " It's a good one."}, {"start": 950.7600000000001, "end": 950.9200000000001, "text": " It's a good one."}, {"start": 950.9200000000001, "end": 951.1600000000001, "text": " It's a good one."}, {"start": 951.1600000000001, "end": 951.5600000000001, "text": " It's a good one."}, {"start": 951.5600000000001, "end": 953.5600000000001, "text": " Well, he's got to say good things about it."}, {"start": 953.5600000000001, "end": 955.5600000000001, "text": " Every one player I believe in the States,"}, {"start": 955.5600000000001, "end": 958.5600000000001, "text": " probably the best player in the church,"}, {"start": 958.5600000000001, "end": 959.5600000000001, "text": " is being taken off it."}, {"start": 959.5600000000001, "end": 962.5600000000001, "text": " Yeah, I mean, he's a 6'5 model."}, {"start": 962.5600000000001, "end": 965.5600000000001, "text": " He did he refers to him as the only guy on the team."}, {"start": 966.5600000000001, "end": 968.5600000000001, "text": " What did they just call him?"}, {"start": 973.5600000000001, "end": 975.5600000000001, "text": " A 6'5 model?"}, {"start": 975.5600000000001, "end": 977.5600000000001, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 978.5600000000001, "end": 980.5600000000001, "text": " But this is Chuck Joseph football."}, {"start": 980.5600000000001, "end": 982.5600000000001, "text": " Are you looking to school here today?"}, {"start": 982.5600000000001, "end": 984.5600000000001, "text": " It'd be nice. I've just happened to be here."}, {"start": 984.5600000000001, "end": 987.5600000000001, "text": " I've been watching since the first one, but it's been insane."}, {"start": 987.5600000000001, "end": 989.5600000000001, "text": " The goal would be nice, yeah?"}, {"start": 989.5600000000001, "end": 993.5600000000001, "text": " Alright, let's go back to Steven and Spencer in the commentary box."}, {"start": 993.5600000000001, "end": 997.5600000000001, "text": " Here's a breakaway now for the sideman of you."}, {"start": 997.5600000000001, "end": 998.5600000000001, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 998.5600000000001, "end": 1000.5600000000001, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 1000.5600000000001, "end": 1002.5600000000001, "text": " It's so much of that pressure!"}, {"start": 1002.5600000000001, "end": 1004.5600000000001, "text": " It happens to me every time!"}, {"start": 1004.5600000000001, "end": 1007.5600000000001, "text": " He will have to make a game over a couple of seconds."}, {"start": 1007.5600000000001, "end": 1009.5600000000001, "text": " This is the ball, this is the ball."}, {"start": 1009.5600000000001, "end": 1011.0000000000001, "text": " There's a mistake in the middle, man."}, {"start": 1011.0000000000001, "end": 1011.84, "text": " Don't do that one."}, {"start": 1011.84, "end": 1013.32, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 1013.32, "end": 1014.4000000000001, "text": " There's a mistake in the middle."}, {"start": 1014.4000000000001, "end": 1016.0000000000001, "text": " This is the ball."}, {"start": 1016.0000000000001, "end": 1017.08, "text": " There's a mistake in the middle."}, {"start": 1017.08, "end": 1018.24, "text": " Gets the ball over the middle."}, {"start": 1018.24, "end": 1018.74, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 1018.74, "end": 1019.5600000000001, "text": " He's Marlon running."}, {"start": 1019.5600000000001, "end": 1020.5600000000001, "text": " This could have been another assist."}, {"start": 1020.5600000000001, "end": 1021.8000000000001, "text": " Do that one more."}, {"start": 1021.8000000000001, "end": 1022.3000000000001, "text": " Look at me."}, {"start": 1022.3000000000001, "end": 1024.64, "text": " Look at me load up."}, {"start": 1024.64, "end": 1026.1200000000001, "text": " Actual football IQ."}, {"start": 1026.1200000000001, "end": 1027.76, "text": " There's a mistake in the middle, man."}, {"start": 1027.76, "end": 1029.24, "text": " Put in slow motion for y'all so y'all can really"}, {"start": 1029.24, "end": 1030.24, "text": " see what happened here."}, {"start": 1033.24, "end": 1036.64, "text": " This is the ball."}, {"start": 1036.64, "end": 1037.66, "text": " I see it coming."}, {"start": 1037.66, "end": 1040.8000000000002, "text": " I see the whole field, I see the vision."}, {"start": 1040.8000000000002, "end": 1044.1200000000001, "text": " This is natural football ability to be able"}, {"start": 1044.1200000000001, "end": 1047.2800000000002, "text": " to have field vision and be able to make a play"}, {"start": 1047.2800000000002, "end": 1048.3600000000001, "text": " for my teammate."}, {"start": 1048.3600000000001, "end": 1049.8400000000001, "text": " Keep in mind, already made one play"}, {"start": 1049.8400000000001, "end": 1051.44, "text": " where I had a pass to an assist."}, {"start": 1052.96, "end": 1055.5600000000002, "text": " See the ball, I wind up, couldn't make self-portrait"}, {"start": 1055.5600000000002, "end": 1056.96, "text": " from here, but no, I'm not gonna do that."}, {"start": 1056.96, "end": 1059.5600000000002, "text": " I see Marlin, he has either an open goal here,"}, {"start": 1059.5600000000002, "end": 1062.16, "text": " he can either go here or he has his teammate over here."}, {"start": 1062.16, "end": 1064.24, "text": " Beautiful, massive ball."}, {"start": 1064.24, "end": 1066.24, "text": " I see..."}, {"start": 1066.24, "end": 1068.24, "text": " Great Pass!"}, {"start": 1068.24, "end": 1070.24, "text": " Great Pass! Thank you!"}, {"start": 1074.24, "end": 1076.24, "text": " That's the end of my highlights!"}, {"start": 1078.24, "end": 1080.24, "text": " It's taken the middle there."}, {"start": 1080.24, "end": 1082.24, "text": " Gotta do that when Marlowe's about."}, {"start": 1082.24, "end": 1084.24, "text": " I see Great Pass!"}, {"start": 1084.24, "end": 1086.24, "text": " This is Laces."}, {"start": 1086.24, "end": 1088.24, "text": " Chassis."}, {"start": 1088.24, "end": 1090.24, "text": " Alright, see you in my highlights apparently."}, {"start": 1094.24, "end": 1102.08, "text": " Your highlights for only two plays. I mean, yeah, dude, sometimes, you know, I"}, {"start": 1103.68, "end": 1105.84, "text": " Let's be honest. Let's be honest. I"}, {"start": 1107.04, "end": 1109.04, "text": " Played like a playmaker out there. I"}, {"start": 1109.76, "end": 1114.88, "text": " Played like a playmaker. I ran when I was out there. I did my job. I played defense. Nobody scored on me"}, {"start": 1114.88, "end": 1119.96, "text": " I made some nice passes, but can't do much with 12 minutes of play feel like I did feel like I held my own"}, {"start": 1119.96, "end": 1121.96, "text": " I really feel like I held my ground"}, {"start": 1121.96, "end": 1125.8, "text": " I really feel like I held my ground out there."}, {"start": 1125.8, "end": 1128.08, "text": " I really think I did."}, {"start": 1128.08, "end": 1131.08, "text": " Half of your highlights, is you getting subbed in?"}, {"start": 1151.96, "end": 1154.92, "text": " I'm down."}, {"start": 1154.92, "end": 1175.42, "text": " I talk wearing his Sidemen Cherry match medal, leaving out a private jet."}, {"start": 1175.42, "end": 1181.28, "text": " Shit, holy fuckin' aura, Billy."}, {"start": 1181.28, "end": 1186.56, "text": " aura, dude. Bro just got a private jet out of London. That's got to be at least 200 racks."}, {"start": 1186.56, "end": 1193.2, "text": " That's got to be at least 200 racks. Holy shit. Now, but can we actually, can we, can we, let's be"}, {"start": 1193.2, "end": 1199.68, "text": " out of all the, out of the guys. Okay. Let's rank the performances. Okay. Number one, I'm going to"}, {"start": 1199.68, "end": 1205.28, "text": " say obviously Marlon, right? He had a goal, played good defense out there, had some nice"}, {"start": 1205.28, "end": 1215.28, "text": " passes. I'm gonna say Marlin number one. Okay. Um, number two, I think I'm gonna say adapt."}, {"start": 1215.28, "end": 1219.52, "text": " Adapt played good center back. He played pretty good defense. He made some plays. Um,"}, {"start": 1221.76, "end": 1229.92, "text": " and yeah, number three might be a hot take. It's me. It's me. With the time I was given,"}, {"start": 1229.92, "end": 1233.84, "text": " the 12 minutes I had on the pitch, which was a fraction of what everybody else had,"}, {"start": 1233.84, "end": 1239.36, "text": " I made a defensive play, stopped a goal, had a pass to an assist, which led to a goal."}, {"start": 1241.12, "end": 1246.56, "text": " Right? With the 12 minutes I was given, I made a play. And we're talking about Ron and Jason over"}, {"start": 1246.56, "end": 1250.9599999999998, "text": " here. Y'all are saying, son, what did Ron and Jason do? Tell me what Ron and Jason did."}, {"start": 1252.32, "end": 1259.1999999999998, "text": " Jason faked an injury, then got a penalty kick and missed the penalty kick. Ron had a"}, {"start": 1259.2, "end": 1266.04, "text": " a fucking 30-foot offside wide open net goal and with it,"}, {"start": 1266.04, "end": 1267.8400000000001, "text": " Ron had a, or Jason had a tackle."}, {"start": 1271.2, "end": 1272.4, "text": " What are we talking about here?"}, {"start": 1275.4, "end": 1279.8400000000001, "text": " For the, for the time I was in the match, I played good."}, {"start": 1279.8400000000001, "end": 1280.56, "text": " Don't care."}, {"start": 1280.56, "end": 1281.6000000000001, "text": " Don't care."}, {"start": 1281.6000000000001, "end": 1284.0, "text": " And I really do hope next year, next year,"}, {"start": 1284.0, "end": 1287.56, "text": " I really pray and hope that I get invited again."}, {"start": 1287.56, "end": 1290.0, "text": " Then I'm telling y'all, I'm gonna train."}, {"start": 1290.0, "end": 1292.44, "text": " I'm actually going to take the time"}, {"start": 1292.44, "end": 1295.1599999999999, "text": " and I'm going to train three to six months"}, {"start": 1295.1599999999999, "end": 1299.8, "text": " before the match and I'm gonna score next year."}, {"start": 1301.2, "end": 1302.2, "text": " I'm gonna score next year."}, {"start": 1302.2, "end": 1304.2, "text": " I'm actually gonna take it very, very serious."}, {"start": 1304.2, "end": 1305.96, "text": " I'm not trolling, I'm not joking around."}, {"start": 1305.96, "end": 1308.1599999999999, "text": " I'm actually gonna take it very, very serious."}, {"start": 1309.52, "end": 1311.32, "text": " And yeah, yeah, I'm really going to."}, {"start": 1311.32, "end": 1312.9199999999998, "text": " Like I'm really, really going to."}, {"start": 1316.12, "end": 1317.48, "text": " You said that last year,"}, {"start": 1317.48, "end": 1323.88, "text": " doesn't even make sense. I wasn't even invited last year. This was my first year. And I think,"}, {"start": 1324.68, "end": 1330.3600000000001, "text": " I think, I don't care what anybody says, y'all can make fun of me, y'all can say son, whatever you"}, {"start": 1330.3600000000001, "end": 1338.92, "text": " want. Looking at my experience, how, how much time I have on a football pitch with a football in"}, {"start": 1338.92, "end": 1352.8000000000002, "text": " my by my feet. I have potential. I actually have potential. For the experience I have and"}, {"start": 1352.8000000000002, "end": 1358.64, "text": " the zero training, I have potential. And I'm going to be honest, I really think that next"}, {"start": 1358.64, "end": 1362.2, "text": " year I need to I need to make the effort and I need to try to play goalie. I think I got"}, {"start": 1362.2, "end": 1365.2, "text": " to play goalie next year because I have hands. I have reflexes. I have the heart."}, {"start": 1365.2, "end": 1368.64, "text": " I really think that I got to play goalie next year."}, {"start": 1368.64, "end": 1372.0800000000002, "text": " So next year, you might see me trying to play goalie"}, {"start": 1372.0800000000002, "end": 1372.8400000000001, "text": " in a cherry match."}, {"start": 1376.28, "end": 1377.68, "text": " You have a big ass nose."}, {"start": 1385.32, "end": 1386.68, "text": " You got carried?"}, {"start": 1386.68, "end": 1390.56, "text": " Yo, Muda, Muda, brother, how are you even in my chat?"}, {"start": 1390.56, "end": 1395.0, "text": " You got banned off every video game on planet Earth."}, {"start": 1395.0, "end": 1397.68, "text": " Why are you, yo, Luna, you quite literally"}, {"start": 1397.68, "end": 1400.48, "text": " got banned off every video game"}, {"start": 1400.48, "end": 1402.44, "text": " for cheating in every video game."}, {"start": 1405.48, "end": 1407.18, "text": " Talk about I got carried."}, {"start": 1408.0, "end": 1409.88, "text": " You couldn't even step on the pitch"}, {"start": 1409.88, "end": 1413.84, "text": " because there's no DMA in aimbot in real life."}, {"start": 1417.52, "end": 1419.24, "text": " And I should have been between that Valorant tournament,"}, {"start": 1419.24, "end": 1420.68, "text": " you dirty cheater."}, {"start": 1425.0, "end": 1432.0, "text": " What would have been your goal celebration?"}, {"start": 1432.0, "end": 1435.0, "text": " Y'all actually want to know what my goal celebration was?"}, {"start": 1435.0, "end": 1436.0, "text": " Go ahead, call it cringe."}, {"start": 1436.0, "end": 1437.0, "text": " This is what it was going to be."}, {"start": 1437.0, "end": 1438.0, "text": " This is what it was going to be."}, {"start": 1438.0, "end": 1440.0, "text": " So imagine I scored the goal, right?"}, {"start": 1440.0, "end": 1448.0, "text": " I would have ran over to the corner of where everybody was at, like this, and then I"}, {"start": 1448.0, "end": 1453.0, "text": " would have went like this, looked in my hands, and started slinging webs."}, {"start": 1453.0, "end": 1455.0, "text": " And sort of sling it sling it webs"}, {"start": 1465.88, "end": 1470.06, "text": " Son oh hell nah pinned what's pinned bro?"}, {"start": 1472.64, "end": 1475.9, "text": " Yes, there is in your on reddo which is DMA"}, {"start": 1475.9, "end": 1487.9, "text": " day. You embarrassed us. I, okay, I, I get the trolling, but I just don't think you guys"}, {"start": 1487.9, "end": 1494.3400000000001, "text": " actually believe that. I, I get the trolling, but like you got it. If you actually have"}, {"start": 1494.3400000000001, "end": 1503.02, "text": " a brain, you got to admit I was not given a chance. I was not, I literally was not"}, {"start": 1503.02, "end": 1512.1399999999999, "text": " given a chance like I get it if I if I was Ron or Jason and I went out there and played"}, {"start": 1512.1399999999999, "end": 1519.34, "text": " 40 minutes and put up a fucking donut stat line I understand that okay like they're crumbs"}, {"start": 1519.34, "end": 1527.42, "text": " when it comes to this football shit but I played 12 I played 12 minutes and I was playing"}, {"start": 1527.42, "end": 1539.9, "text": " center back I don't know dude I don't know and you know it's also crazy is I"}, {"start": 1539.9, "end": 1546.1000000000001, "text": " wasn't even I wasn't even like tired or anything I know only you played better"}, {"start": 1546.1000000000001, "end": 1551.22, "text": " than a real Madrid pro player by the way but oh god"}, {"start": 1557.42, "end": 1567.6200000000001, "text": " So, let me open it."}, {"start": 1567.6200000000001, "end": 1573.5, "text": " Eduardo Camavinga, 5.3 midfielder."}, {"start": 1573.5, "end": 1578.02, "text": " Lacey, 6.2 rating midfielder."}, {"start": 1578.02, "end": 1579.02, "text": " This is what I'm saying."}, {"start": 1579.02, "end": 1586.38, "text": " I'm out here getting a better player rating than real Madrid professional footballers."}, {"start": 1586.38, "end": 1587.98, "text": " I have potential in this."}, {"start": 1587.98, "end": 1589.8200000000002, "text": " I have potential in this sport."}, {"start": 1589.8200000000002, "end": 1591.22, "text": " Just give me time to cook."}, {"start": 1591.22, "end": 1592.0600000000002, "text": " Give me time to cook."}, {"start": 1592.0600000000002, "end": 1593.2600000000002, "text": " I'm so serious."}, {"start": 1593.2600000000002, "end": 1594.1000000000001, "text": " Give me time."}, {"start": 1607.98, "end": 1610.3400000000001, "text": " What is that pick of your face?"}, {"start": 1610.3400000000001, "end": 1611.18, "text": " I don't know, dude."}, {"start": 1611.18, "end": 1612.5800000000002, "text": " I didn't fucking make it."}, {"start": 1616.38, "end": 1619.38, "text": " react to Ron and Jason's highlights?"}, {"start": 1619.38, "end": 1620.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1623.38, "end": 1624.38, "text": " Zero."}, {"start": 1624.38, "end": 1626.38, "text": " That's actually a drone of him."}, {"start": 1626.38, "end": 1629.38, "text": " Kicking off the old-time one."}, {"start": 1629.38, "end": 1631.38, "text": " So close!"}, {"start": 1631.38, "end": 1633.38, "text": " Those aren't even their highlights!"}, {"start": 1633.38, "end": 1635.38, "text": " I don't know what they mean about it, I mean..."}, {"start": 1635.38, "end": 1638.38, "text": " Well, I mean, if they don't need Joe Anifle, they don't need any more of his..."}, {"start": 1638.38, "end": 1641.38, "text": " Those aren't even their highlights!"}, {"start": 1646.38, "end": 1653.38, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 1653.38, "end": 1655.38, "text": " Fire pick from the game."}, {"start": 1655.38, "end": 1656.38, "text": " Yeah, I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 1656.38, "end": 1659.38, "text": " This picture right here might be top three."}, {"start": 1659.38, "end": 1661.38, "text": " This picture is so tough."}, {"start": 1661.38, "end": 1666.38, "text": " Tell me this picture is not tough."}, {"start": 1666.38, "end": 1672.38, "text": " And you know what's even crazier is that I guarantee"}, {"start": 1672.38, "end": 1678.94, "text": " Because me and Marlin created this celebration during the game, you're going to see actual"}, {"start": 1678.94, "end": 1685.1000000000001, "text": " football players in like the actual pros start doing this Selly right here."}, {"start": 1685.1000000000001, "end": 1689.94, "text": " I'm telling y'all, because of this picture, you're going to see, you're going to see"}, {"start": 1689.94, "end": 1693.3400000000001, "text": " Ronaldo, you're going to see Messi, you're going to see LaMiglia Mall, you're going"}, {"start": 1693.3400000000001, "end": 1697.8200000000002, "text": " to see all these pro players, these top players in the world, start doing this celebration"}, {"start": 1697.8200000000002, "end": 1698.8200000000002, "text": " after goals."}, {"start": 1698.8200000000002, "end": 1700.46, "text": " Mark my words, watch, it's going to happen."}, {"start": 1700.46, "end": 1702.46, "text": " There's gonna be a picture circulates online"}, {"start": 1702.46, "end": 1705.54, "text": " where it's gonna be pro players doing this celebration"}, {"start": 1705.54, "end": 1708.18, "text": " because we created this and did this at the match."}, {"start": 1708.18, "end": 1710.88, "text": " I'm telling you, go ahead and doubt me, watch."}, {"start": 1710.88, "end": 1711.72, "text": " Watch."}, {"start": 1713.78, "end": 1715.1000000000001, "text": " Is that W Bates chat?"}, {"start": 1715.1000000000001, "end": 1716.58, "text": " Chat, is that W Rage Bates?"}, {"start": 1719.3, "end": 1720.66, "text": " Is that W Rage Bates?"}, {"start": 1721.66, "end": 1723.8600000000001, "text": " And now someone's gonna like post that clip"}, {"start": 1723.8600000000001, "end": 1726.18, "text": " if all the football fans are gonna be like,"}, {"start": 1726.18, "end": 1728.88, "text": " Wow, they did not make this."}, {"start": 1728.88, "end": 1731.18, "text": " LaMine Amal already did this."}, {"start": 1731.18, "end": 1732.98, "text": " Look, I can see the chat already getting mad."}, {"start": 1735.5800000000002, "end": 1737.18, "text": " You already got copied."}, {"start": 1740.18, "end": 1741.88, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 1742.88, "end": 1743.88, "text": " You're trolling."}, {"start": 1745.68, "end": 1746.68, "text": " You're trolling."}, {"start": 1751.5800000000002, "end": 1753.18, "text": " So you're telling me"}, {"start": 1756.18, "end": 1763.88, "text": " That they already copied me and Marlin Lameen you more already copied us. They had a game right after ours today"}, {"start": 1766.14, "end": 1770.74, "text": " That's crazy. Hey that ww influence w influence, bro"}, {"start": 1771.6200000000001, "end": 1775.8200000000002, "text": " This is that's that's really good influence shot. I like bro my celebration"}, {"start": 1775.8200000000002, "end": 1780.5, "text": " I don't care if any footballers use it anybody's welcome to use the celebration. It's tough anybody can use it"}, {"start": 1786.18, "end": 1793.18, "text": " I'm going to send Barca fans to your DMs."}, {"start": 1793.18, "end": 1797.98, "text": " Alright, let's go to, oh wait, I don't even think I can open the Twittercom because I'm"}, {"start": 1797.98, "end": 1798.98, "text": " not logged in."}, {"start": 1798.98, "end": 1807.46, "text": " Can someone send me a tweet in the Twittercom?"}, {"start": 1807.46, "end": 1809.66, "text": " Shall I watch the match highlights?"}, {"start": 1809.66, "end": 1810.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1810.66, "end": 1813.78, "text": " Jason DeWine, 4.7 rating."}, {"start": 1813.78, "end": 1835.78, "text": " 60 minutes played, zero goals, zero assists, zero chances created, one missed penalty, one big chances missed, two defensive contributions, one tackle, one clearance."}, {"start": 1843.78, "end": 1854.98, "text": " Here's the call line, let me look, let me look, let me look, is it going to let me look"}, {"start": 1854.98, "end": 1855.98, "text": " through it?"}, {"start": 1855.98, "end": 1858.98, "text": " Even if I'm not sight."}, {"start": 1858.98, "end": 1871.94, "text": " I don't feel like signing in."}, {"start": 1871.94, "end": 1872.94, "text": " Chew silky."}, {"start": 1872.94, "end": 1873.94, "text": " Like, too."}, {"start": 1873.94, "end": 1881.94, "text": " There's no way y'all photoshop silky in."}, {"start": 1881.94, "end": 1900.46, "text": " Wait, are there side men charity match highlights?"}, {"start": 1900.46, "end": 1902.46, "text": " Here we go. Here we go."}, {"start": 1909.46, "end": 1913.46, "text": " Better, better version than this. What the fuck is this music?"}, {"start": 1923.46, "end": 1924.46, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1924.46, "end": 1925.46, "text": " Bro, I'm getting edged!"}, {"start": 1925.46, "end": 1926.46, "text": " It's fart tennis."}, {"start": 1926.46, "end": 1928.46, "text": " You feel a fart coming on,"}, {"start": 1928.46, "end": 1934.54, "text": " but you have to still have bums touching up clothes to clothes so it's things"}, {"start": 1934.54, "end": 1939.26, "text": " waves naked in the can see I think that right boys energy it has been a few"}, {"start": 1939.26, "end": 1943.8600000000001, "text": " fallen outs in the dressing room this mainly just a precedent this year"}, {"start": 1943.8600000000001, "end": 1950.22, "text": " expectation to the grass this is the soft with that penalty say you guys are"}, {"start": 1950.22, "end": 1953.8600000000001, "text": " going to sign it so get this one of them regardless it was on the other side"}, {"start": 1953.8600000000001, "end": 1960.46, "text": " of the pitch it looks like JJ what kind of lower it goes gonna get something away"}, {"start": 1960.46, "end": 1968.7400000000002, "text": " here for the sideman and we are looking for that's foolish still a chance it"}, {"start": 1968.7400000000002, "end": 1973.94, "text": " well much I might take one in the face that's not the stuff I'm kicked in a"}, {"start": 1973.94, "end": 1977.14, "text": " face normal game you're not being allowed to wear that kind of jetties is"}, {"start": 1977.14, "end": 1980.7400000000002, "text": " audio good the plan is to carry when I do both on this right side dead you"}, {"start": 1980.74, "end": 1987.74, "text": " I mean, you don't need Joe Ranoff to get away from me."}, {"start": 1987.74, "end": 1988.74, "text": " That's a shot."}, {"start": 1988.74, "end": 1989.74, "text": " Ooh, lovely guy."}, {"start": 1989.74, "end": 1990.74, "text": " That's a shot."}, {"start": 1990.74, "end": 1991.74, "text": " That's a shot."}, {"start": 1991.74, "end": 1995.86, "text": " By the way, this was not off-sides."}, {"start": 1995.86, "end": 2003.86, "text": " Maybe I don't know football, but am I trippin' or was this not off-sides?"}, {"start": 2003.8600000000001, "end": 2018.46, "text": " It was it. Yeah, that's what I thought because I don't know how the exact rules work"}, {"start": 2018.46, "end": 2024.0200000000002, "text": " but when the ball was kicked he was in his own half, right? Isn't that how it works?"}, {"start": 2024.0200000000002, "end": 2029.8600000000001, "text": " Like look when the ball's getting kicked he's still in his own half."}, {"start": 2033.8600000000001, "end": 2051.2200000000003, "text": " Like that should have been a goal."}, {"start": 2051.2200000000003, "end": 2054.86, "text": " I mean, wow, bro."}, {"start": 2054.86, "end": 2056.1400000000003, "text": " Whose fault is this?"}, {"start": 2056.1400000000003, "end": 2058.54, "text": " Because I first I know this was my fault."}, {"start": 2058.54, "end": 2060.78, "text": " Oh, it's Deji."}, {"start": 2060.78, "end": 2062.1800000000003, "text": " What is Deji doing?"}, {"start": 2062.18, "end": 2065.8399999999997, "text": " Oh, Deji, what, Deji, what the fuck are you doing here?"}, {"start": 2068.8999999999996, "end": 2071.0, "text": " What is this position he's in?"}, {"start": 2078.3999999999996, "end": 2080.8999999999996, "text": " It's your fault, okay?"}, {"start": 2080.8999999999996, "end": 2082.14, "text": " So we hit, so we hit the straighter,"}, {"start": 2082.14, "end": 2082.98, "text": " we hit the straighter."}, {"start": 2082.98, "end": 2083.8199999999997, "text": " Here we go, that's cool."}, {"start": 2083.8199999999997, "end": 2088.58, "text": " We have three, four defenders and a goalie in the box."}, {"start": 2088.58, "end": 2090.7, "text": " My guy, I'm guarding."}, {"start": 2090.7, "end": 2099.46, "text": " Ball goes over his head, clearly it's impossible for either of us to touch that ball, unless we are fucking like 11 foot tall."}, {"start": 2109.46, "end": 2111.7, "text": " I just don't think that's my fault. I don't think that's my fault."}, {"start": 2120.7, "end": 2135.4199999999996, "text": " Wow, y'all look alike. What is that shot? Can we talk about this shot? Brother!"}, {"start": 2135.4199999999996, "end": 2147.4199999999996, "text": " Toby is actually him. Toby is so good. Toby's actually like very, very good. Look at this"}, {"start": 2147.42, "end": 2159.5, "text": " shocked looking from this angle he kicks it like sideways with his he kicks it"}, {"start": 2159.5, "end": 2171.06, "text": " like sideways and it's just unsavable look at this"}, {"start": 2171.06, "end": 2175.72, "text": " She's such a doubt when I saw that bro. I was shocked. I was like"}, {"start": 2177.02, "end": 2183.1, "text": " There's my my play tomorrow. You know nice little play there. They didn't show my highlight, but it's fine"}, {"start": 2184.2999999999997, "end": 2186.7999999999997, "text": " They didn't show my highlight in there for some reason I"}, {"start": 2193.7799999999997, "end": 2195.7799999999997, "text": " Mean brother"}, {"start": 2201.06, "end": 2213.06, "text": " How is it even possible?"}, {"start": 2231.06, "end": 2238.02, "text": " Oh my God. Oh my God. Like"}, {"start": 2238.02, "end": 2240.2, "text": " these I'm sorry but these are"}, {"start": 2240.2, "end": 2241.7, "text": " goals that Lacey is scoring"}, {"start": 2241.7, "end": 2244.2, "text": " bro."}, {"start": 2261.06, "end": 2273.46, "text": " what is that what the fuck is this the fact that they even tried to give Jason"}, {"start": 2273.46, "end": 2290.1, "text": " a make-a-wish penalty kick is beyond me but then he just misses it I don't even"}, {"start": 2290.1, "end": 2295.54, "text": " know how to explain what can y'all explain to me if football terms will happen here please?"}, {"start": 2295.54, "end": 2299.54, "text": " What the fuck was this?"}, {"start": 2299.54, "end": 2303.98, "text": " XQC just trying to punt the ball up in the air?"}, {"start": 2303.98, "end": 2304.98, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 2304.98, "end": 2309.98, "text": " And then it goes through his legs!"}, {"start": 2309.98, "end": 2311.98, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2331.02, "end": 2333.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2335.98, "end": 2337.98, "text": " I don't know how to go"}, {"start": 2339.98, "end": 2356.58, "text": " I didn't get in the game it after after the 20-minute mark. I didn't even go back in the game"}, {"start": 2357.42, "end": 2362.38, "text": " So yeah, the rest of these highlights if you want lacy highlights, it's gonna be me sitting on a fucking bench"}, {"start": 2363.94, "end": 2365.86, "text": " clapping"}, {"start": 2365.86, "end": 2372.54, "text": " Once it hit the second half once I got taken out the game in the first half. These are what my highlights consisted of"}, {"start": 2374.92, "end": 2376.92, "text": " Ten sets of claps"}, {"start": 2377.28, "end": 2378.78, "text": " five sets of"}, {"start": 2378.78, "end": 2380.78, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 2381.46, "end": 2383.46, "text": " In a few waves to the crowd"}, {"start": 2383.46, "end": 2396.66, "text": " I was so happy when I saw Jinxie scored. I'll tell you guys, bro, Jinxie was so locked in,"}, {"start": 2396.66, "end": 2401.66, "text": " you could tell he wanted to score so bad. I was so happy when Jinxie scored."}, {"start": 2401.66, "end": 2409.66, "text": " This one goes in! Italian Pax! Max's debut! And it's a story!"}, {"start": 2411.66, "end": 2413.66, "text": " Oh my god, why would I love to be that bad?"}, {"start": 2415.66, "end": 2418.66, "text": " Are you watching it on TikTok? I like to air it."}, {"start": 2419.66, "end": 2421.66, "text": " Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him!"}, {"start": 2421.66, "end": 2423.66, "text": " How are you that ass?"}, {"start": 2426.66, "end": 2429.66, "text": " Here we go, Chazza. He's gonna shut on you, right, Viss?"}, {"start": 2429.66, "end": 2434.66, "text": " still alive here. She's attacked."}, {"start": 2434.66, "end": 2437.66, "text": " X didn't even have that bad of a-"}, {"start": 2437.66, "end": 2439.66, "text": " Among a lot, X didn't play that bad."}, {"start": 2439.66, "end": 2441.66, "text": " X looked kinda good."}, {"start": 2441.66, "end": 2443.66, "text": " Hey, hey."}, {"start": 2449.66, "end": 2452.66, "text": " Did he play bad chat on my trip in?"}, {"start": 2452.66, "end": 2459.66, "text": " How the fuck did he do that?"}, {"start": 2482.66, "end": 2487.12, "text": " And then you go to the end chat you go to the end it's penalty kicks at the end, right?"}, {"start": 2500.06, "end": 2502.06, "text": " I do"}, {"start": 2504.06, "end": 2506.7, "text": " So I tell me to watch my highlights, bro, you got"}, {"start": 2507.14, "end": 2512.14, "text": " All right, so this is what really just like this really just makes me so sad, bro"}, {"start": 2512.66, "end": 2516.3399999999997, "text": " Cuz I want I want to show y'all how locked and I want to show you how locked and I was"}, {"start": 2520.54, "end": 2522.54, "text": " Look how locked and I was chat"}, {"start": 2526.14, "end": 2528.14, "text": " In another life I"}, {"start": 2529.8199999999997, "end": 2533.54, "text": " Was standing there in front of a hundred thousand people"}, {"start": 2534.94, "end": 2539.18, "text": " Meditating with my eyes closed because my coach came up and said Lacey"}, {"start": 2539.18, "end": 2544.5, "text": " you're the last penalty kick. My coach came up and said when the game's on the"}, {"start": 2544.5, "end": 2552.2599999999998, "text": " line, the fate of the universe, we want Lacey kicking that final penalty kick and"}, {"start": 2552.2599999999998, "end": 2556.62, "text": " that meant the world to me. After only getting 12 minutes out there, my coach"}, {"start": 2556.62, "end": 2561.8999999999996, "text": " coming up and believing in me to go out and kick the final penalty kick to"}, {"start": 2561.9, "end": 2571.06, "text": " win the game? I was locked in. And then this happened."}, {"start": 2571.06, "end": 2573.6600000000003, "text": " This may have been different."}, {"start": 2573.6600000000003, "end": 2586.1800000000003, "text": " My team couldn't even, I didn't even get a chance to go out there and kick a penalty."}, {"start": 2586.18, "end": 2600.72, "text": " I didn't even get a chance to do it."}, {"start": 2600.72, "end": 2602.7, "text": " I'm gonna think about this moment forever, bro."}, {"start": 2602.7, "end": 2604.02, "text": " You can see a tear coming down my face."}, {"start": 2604.02, "end": 2605.02, "text": " I was crying."}, {"start": 2605.02, "end": 2606.02, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 2606.02, "end": 2607.02, "text": " There's a tear right here."}, {"start": 2607.02, "end": 2608.02, "text": " It's dead ass a tear."}, {"start": 2608.02, "end": 2609.02, "text": " I don't know if y'all can see it because of my webcam."}, {"start": 2609.02, "end": 2610.02, "text": " Let me see it."}, {"start": 2610.02, "end": 2613.02, "text": " There's a tear right here."}, {"start": 2613.02, "end": 2622.22, "text": " I thought I was going to send my team home with a victory with a last penalty kick."}, {"start": 2622.22, "end": 2625.02, "text": " But it just didn't get there."}, {"start": 2625.02, "end": 2636.3, "text": " It didn't get there."}, {"start": 2636.3, "end": 2638.34, "text": " That's called sweat."}, {"start": 2638.34, "end": 2640.62, "text": " Sweat from what, dumb fuck?"}, {"start": 2640.62, "end": 2642.58, "text": " What do you mean that's called sweat?"}, {"start": 2642.58, "end": 2644.58, "text": " I PLAYED FOR 12 MINUTES!"}, {"start": 2645.38, "end": 2646.38, "text": " WHAT SWEAT?!"}, {"start": 2648.88, "end": 2650.08, "text": " Talk about sweat!"}, {"start": 2652.88, "end": 2654.58, "text": " I- It's not possible to sweat!"}, {"start": 2655.08, "end": 2656.88, "text": " From sitting on a fucking bench!"}, {"start": 2665.68, "end": 2666.7799999999997, "text": " Red-a sweats."}, {"start": 2667.98, "end": 2668.98, "text": " Food sweats."}, {"start": 2672.58, "end": 2674.58, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2680.5, "end": 2684.42, "text": " Didn't even get a chance didn't even get a chance to do that didn't even get a chance to go for another bicycle kick"}, {"start": 2684.92, "end": 2692.1, "text": " And the worst part is I proved myself the day before I literally hit a fucking crazy ass top top post mentioned"}, {"start": 2692.1, "end": 2706.18, "text": " Can you do a month of streams where you are being serious like the golf stream one of my"}, {"start": 2706.18, "end": 2710.2999999999997, "text": " favorite streams this year because you weren't trolling you were being yourself"}, {"start": 2710.3, "end": 2717.3, "text": " Brother, I didn't troll. I didn't play. What do you mean, don't you..."}, {"start": 2727.3, "end": 2730.3, "text": " When did I troll today?"}, {"start": 2740.3, "end": 2745.3, "text": " You trolled by not practicing."}, {"start": 2745.82, "end": 2747.94, "text": " Yeah, maybe because I have a job."}, {"start": 2748.9, "end": 2750.0600000000004, "text": " Like what?"}, {"start": 2750.0600000000004, "end": 2752.3, "text": " Maybe because I have a fucking job to do"}, {"start": 2752.3, "end": 2754.34, "text": " and I have to work every day."}, {"start": 2754.34, "end": 2756.5, "text": " And if I don't stream for one day,"}, {"start": 2756.5, "end": 2758.54, "text": " I have 10 people in my DMs"}, {"start": 2758.54, "end": 2760.7000000000003, "text": " and 15 people in my Twitter community"}, {"start": 2760.7000000000003, "end": 2763.38, "text": " and 100 people in my chat telling me I'm a part timer"}, {"start": 2763.38, "end": 2765.0600000000004, "text": " and then I lost my hunger"}, {"start": 2765.0600000000004, "end": 2768.6200000000003, "text": " and that I deserve to fall off and kill myself"}, {"start": 2768.62, "end": 2772.2, "text": " I didn't stream one day. Yeah. Sorry, dude. Sorry, bro"}, {"start": 2773.3599999999997, "end": 2775.3599999999997, "text": " My bad"}, {"start": 2780.5, "end": 2783.94, "text": " I don't I don't I don't know what you think I I don't know what you think I trolled I"}, {"start": 2784.7, "end": 2786.7, "text": " actually tried and"}, {"start": 2786.74, "end": 2791.62, "text": " I played good today. So fuck you buddy. How's that sound shove it up yours?"}, {"start": 2794.1, "end": 2796.1, "text": " It could be worse"}, {"start": 2798.62, "end": 2803.8599999999997, "text": " Biggest regret pick from the draft."}, {"start": 2803.8599999999997, "end": 2804.8599999999997, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 2804.8599999999997, "end": 2807.62, "text": " I don't have one because that would be unsportsmanlike."}, {"start": 2807.62, "end": 2810.06, "text": " I think everyone on the team is going to do that bit."}, {"start": 2810.06, "end": 2812.8599999999997, "text": " Same around but we didn't actually pick him."}, {"start": 2812.8599999999997, "end": 2815.42, "text": " He just got forced onto our team."}, {"start": 2815.42, "end": 2816.42, "text": " Biggest regret."}, {"start": 2816.42, "end": 2817.42, "text": " It's fair."}, {"start": 2817.42, "end": 2818.42, "text": " It's fair."}, {"start": 2818.42, "end": 2819.42, "text": " It's fair."}, {"start": 2819.42, "end": 2820.42, "text": " It's fair."}, {"start": 2820.42, "end": 2821.42, "text": " It's fair."}, {"start": 2821.42, "end": 2822.42, "text": " It's fair."}, {"start": 2822.42, "end": 2823.42, "text": " It's fair."}, {"start": 2823.42, "end": 2824.42, "text": " It's fair."}, {"start": 2824.42, "end": 2825.42, "text": " It's fair."}, {"start": 2825.42, "end": 2826.42, "text": " It's fair."}, {"start": 2826.42, "end": 2827.42, "text": " It's fair."}, {"start": 2827.42, "end": 2828.42, "text": " It's fair."}, {"start": 2828.42, "end": 2850.42, "text": " Let's start our golf arc now. Please enough with playing sports that require an ACL. I"}, {"start": 2850.42, "end": 2858.78, "text": " I mean you guys are just fucking haters."}, {"start": 2858.78, "end": 2861.1, "text": " So here's the thing though for the golf shit."}, {"start": 2861.1, "end": 2863.78, "text": " I think the golf is going to be a YouTube series."}, {"start": 2863.78, "end": 2870.86, "text": " I think AT The Tea has more longevity as a YouTube series than it does as a stream series."}, {"start": 2870.86, "end": 2873.06, "text": " That's what I was thinking."}, {"start": 2873.06, "end": 2879.34, "text": " So I might do AT The Tea as a YouTube series and I do have a confirmed first desk for"}, {"start": 2879.34, "end": 2888.3, "text": " at the T it's gonna it's gonna be the video is gonna be dropped probably sometime in early May"}, {"start": 2889.98, "end": 2893.7400000000002, "text": " it's gonna be a new YouTube series I'm not gonna stream it because I want the channel to"}, {"start": 2893.7400000000002, "end": 2899.9, "text": " live beyond streaming and have like a long I want to create a whole different audience on that"}, {"start": 2899.9, "end": 2905.82, "text": " channel of people who love golf outside of my streaming the first guest that I'm gonna have on"}, {"start": 2905.82, "end": 2912.46, "text": " at the tee is going to be Reggie Bush. I'm gonna go to San Diego and film at the tee with him and"}, {"start": 2912.46, "end": 2916.7000000000003, "text": " that video is gonna drop early May on the channel. So Reggie Bush is the first guest,"}, {"start": 2918.2200000000003, "end": 2923.82, "text": " NFL legend, one of the best running backs in the history of the sport. So I'm super excited to"}, {"start": 2923.82, "end": 2928.78, "text": " get to play around a golf with him and interview him and talk about football, golf, whatever it is."}, {"start": 2928.78, "end": 2935.78, "text": " Um, so, yeah, so you're gonna stream less."}, {"start": 2935.78, "end": 2937.78, "text": " Yes, but I'm gonna stream less."}, {"start": 2937.78, "end": 2944.78, "text": " Yes, every couple weeks I might take a day off so I could film a YouTube video and do something off-street."}, {"start": 2944.78, "end": 2945.78, "text": " Go cry about it."}, {"start": 2945.78, "end": 2946.78, "text": " Touch some fucking grass."}, {"start": 2946.78, "end": 2948.78, "text": " or touch some fucking grass."}, {"start": 2966.0800000000004, "end": 2968.0800000000004, "text": " Little bit of water, not a bad shot there, huh?"}, {"start": 2969.6800000000003, "end": 2972.48, "text": " Seen a lot of Link skin posted right now. Fuck. Hold on."}, {"start": 2976.78, "end": 2981.78, "text": " This is important, uh, see how important this is."}, {"start": 2981.78, "end": 2987.78, "text": " I was gonna surprise me the most today was Jason the Wien."}, {"start": 2987.78, "end": 2988.78, "text": " That was good."}, {"start": 2988.78, "end": 2992.78, "text": " Apart from Jason, probably Chazza, but I wouldn't really say he surprised me, because I knew..."}, {"start": 2992.78, "end": 2995.78, "text": " You mean you're having trouble playing his video?"}, {"start": 2995.78, "end": 2997.78, "text": " Fuck you, Tiktok."}, {"start": 2997.78, "end": 2998.78, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 2998.78, "end": 3016.5400000000004, "text": " Check this out."}, {"start": 3016.5400000000004, "end": 3020.5400000000004, "text": " The goat pulled up to the game."}, {"start": 3020.54, "end": 3022.54, "text": " Is this R.N.?"}, {"start": 3038.54, "end": 3040.54, "text": " Son..."}, {"start": 3042.54, "end": 3044.54, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3050.54, "end": 3052.54, "text": " Like, it's-"}, {"start": 3052.54, "end": 3054.54, "text": " Marlin's come on."}, {"start": 3054.54, "end": 3056.54, "text": " Marlin's come on by Dinksy."}, {"start": 3056.54, "end": 3059.54, "text": " Yo, can we start a trend on TikTok?"}, {"start": 3059.54, "end": 3060.54, "text": " Hear me out."}, {"start": 3060.54, "end": 3063.54, "text": " Can we please start a trend on TikTok?"}, {"start": 3063.54, "end": 3067.54, "text": " Where everybody, anytime someone else,"}, {"start": 3067.54, "end": 3069.54, "text": " can be a friend of mine."}, {"start": 3069.54, "end": 3071.54, "text": " And if you don't like me,"}, {"start": 3071.54, "end": 3073.54, "text": " you can't be a friend of mine."}, {"start": 3073.54, "end": 3075.54, "text": " And if you don't like me,"}, {"start": 3075.54, "end": 3077.54, "text": " you can't be a friend of mine."}, {"start": 3077.54, "end": 3079.54, "text": " And if you don't like me,"}, {"start": 3079.54, "end": 3086.64, "text": " Anytime someone steps in frame with me you guys put a mug bar over their face and make me mug them"}, {"start": 3089.9, "end": 3094.98, "text": " Come on let it'll be funny. It'll be funny like a little joke. It'll be funny guys, please"}, {"start": 3096.22, "end": 3099.08, "text": " No, oh brother. No"}, {"start": 3100.42, "end": 3102.3, "text": " No, no, no, but think about how I think about it"}, {"start": 3102.3, "end": 3106.62, "text": " It could be funny like imagine how mad people would get if they keep scrolling there for you page and every other"}, {"start": 3106.62, "end": 3112.2999999999997, "text": " TikTok was just like imagine if nobody could could come on screen with me without getting"}, {"start": 3113.2599999999998, "end": 3116.38, "text": " mobbed. I'm a loser. I'm 23."}, {"start": 3122.14, "end": 3123.66, "text": " I'm 23, bro."}, {"start": 3128.06, "end": 3134.2999999999997, "text": " 23 years old right now. I just had a realization. 23 years old asking people to post"}, {"start": 3134.3, "end": 3163.2200000000003, "text": " videos of me mogging hello who's that guest services"}, {"start": 3163.2200000000003, "end": 3166.7200000000003, "text": " is coming to the door."}, {"start": 3193.2200000000003, "end": 3206.94, "text": " Okay, I got an official noise complaint from the hotel, apparently I'm being loud or something."}, {"start": 3206.94, "end": 3210.5800000000004, "text": " I don't think I'm being loud, I think I'm talking at a very normal pace."}, {"start": 3210.5800000000004, "end": 3214.26, "text": " But whatever."}, {"start": 3214.26, "end": 3215.26, "text": " Noise complaint."}, {"start": 3215.26, "end": 3218.46, "text": " How did I get a noise complaint?"}, {"start": 3218.46, "end": 3220.46, "text": " I'm talking in a normal tone!"}, {"start": 3231.58, "end": 3233.58, "text": " Oh, because the door's open?"}, {"start": 3236.7400000000002, "end": 3238.7400000000002, "text": " You just screamed that?"}, {"start": 3244.98, "end": 3246.98, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 3246.98, "end": 3251.32, "text": " Those of the Americans the chance of having no idea here. I am so I'm just gonna introduce myself"}, {"start": 3251.94, "end": 3253.94, "text": " I know he is Ben"}, {"start": 3254.42, "end": 3256.9, "text": " It's Ben. I know who he is"}, {"start": 3264.54, "end": 3266.54, "text": " Those of the Americans the chance of"}, {"start": 3266.54, "end": 3273.54, "text": " Oh, his name's not Ben."}, {"start": 3273.54, "end": 3279.54, "text": " With fake names."}, {"start": 3279.54, "end": 3281.54, "text": " Sorry, I was just gonna say hello."}, {"start": 3281.54, "end": 3282.54, "text": " Ben, I'm Ben."}, {"start": 3282.54, "end": 3283.54, "text": " I'm Ben."}, {"start": 3283.54, "end": 3284.54, "text": " I'm Ben."}, {"start": 3284.54, "end": 3285.54, "text": " I'm Ben."}, {"start": 3285.54, "end": 3286.54, "text": " I'm Ben."}, {"start": 3286.54, "end": 3287.54, "text": " I'm Ben."}, {"start": 3287.54, "end": 3288.54, "text": " I'm Ben."}, {"start": 3288.54, "end": 3289.54, "text": " I'm Ben."}, {"start": 3289.54, "end": 3290.54, "text": " Oh my god, I did dirty."}, {"start": 3290.54, "end": 3291.54, "text": " I did thought his name was Ben."}, {"start": 3291.54, "end": 3292.54, "text": " I did thought his name was Ben."}, {"start": 3292.54, "end": 3293.54, "text": " Oh, I'm Ben."}, {"start": 3293.54, "end": 3294.54, "text": " I'm Ben."}, {"start": 3294.54, "end": 3298.5, "text": " I'm on a streak of L's"}, {"start": 3303.38, "end": 3310.88, "text": " This is urgent age restricted nice you're trying to send me porn you're a fucking freak"}, {"start": 3324.54, "end": 3328.38, "text": " What's the plan for the next couple of days?"}, {"start": 3328.38, "end": 3334.38, "text": " Well, right now, I just wanted to go live, talk to you all a little bit about the charity"}, {"start": 3334.38, "end": 3336.94, "text": " match, let y'all know my thoughts."}, {"start": 3336.94, "end": 3341.66, "text": " But final thoughts on the charity match, shout out to the side men, bro."}, {"start": 3341.66, "end": 3346.22, "text": " I really, really do appreciate the invite and meant a lot, and it was very surreal"}, {"start": 3346.22, "end": 3352.7, "text": " being able to go out in front of 100,000 people and be on that pitch and see all"}, {"start": 3352.7000000000003, "end": 3357.1800000000003, "text": " the fans and hear people scream in my name. So thank you to the Sidemen for"}, {"start": 3357.1800000000003, "end": 3361.6600000000003, "text": " inviting me. Thank you to all the fans out there who act the game and cheering for"}, {"start": 3361.6600000000003, "end": 3365.7400000000002, "text": " me. The size are a bunch of signs. There was this one group of girls and I put"}, {"start": 3365.7400000000002, "end": 3369.86, "text": " this on God. Ten girls holding a sign that said, Lacey, take your shirt off."}, {"start": 3369.86, "end": 3375.5000000000005, "text": " Hand on the Bible. You can ask Marlin, Marlin saw it too. But yeah, really good"}, {"start": 3375.5000000000005, "end": 3380.1000000000004, "text": " opportunity and I am a little upset. Not upset. I'm a little down"}, {"start": 3380.1, "end": 3385.46, "text": " because I did only get 12 minutes and I didn't get to do the penalty kick but it"}, {"start": 3385.46, "end": 3389.7, "text": " happens bro and I'm gonna practice and hopefully God willing leave the sidemen"}, {"start": 3389.7, "end": 3393.9, "text": " invite me back next year and I'll be back and I'll be better and play a"}, {"start": 3393.9, "end": 3400.7, "text": " little bit more and get a bigger chance out there but yeah it's a lot of fun"}, {"start": 3400.7, "end": 3405.46, "text": " had a lot of fun and to y'all I know the streams this week have been a"}, {"start": 3405.46, "end": 3409.7799999999997, "text": " little shorter they've been like four to six hours I took one day off but"}, {"start": 3409.78, "end": 3414.7400000000002, "text": " You guys got to understand I'm on completely different time zone like right now. I'm so tired"}, {"start": 3415.34, "end": 3417.5, "text": " And the time zones just fuck everything up"}, {"start": 3417.5, "end": 3423.94, "text": " And there's also not much to do in London and there's been like dinners and practices with the Sidemen shoots"}, {"start": 3425.0600000000004, "end": 3427.0600000000004, "text": " But yeah, so"}, {"start": 3427.86, "end": 3434.2200000000003, "text": " I'm gonna get off. I'm gonna go to bed tomorrow. I'll be live in London. I'm gonna be doing a stream of Deji tomorrow"}, {"start": 3434.2200000000003, "end": 3440.6600000000003, "text": " It's I don't know what exactly it's gonna be it's probably gonna be some sort of IRL"}, {"start": 3440.6600000000003, "end": 3445.0800000000004, "text": " But it's gonna be me and Deji doing a stream so I'm excited for that and then"}, {"start": 3446.5400000000004, "end": 3451.1000000000004, "text": " Over the course of the next few days. I told y'all from the beginning. I have a lot of YouTube videos"}, {"start": 3451.1000000000004, "end": 3457.78, "text": " I'm shooting one with with KSI. I'm shooting one with the Sidemen and then another one with Nico. So"}, {"start": 3459.34, "end": 3462.7400000000002, "text": " Streams are gonna be while I'm in London probably shorter streams"}, {"start": 3462.7400000000002, "end": 3465.46, "text": " probably gonna get a desktop in the next few days,"}, {"start": 3465.46, "end": 3467.86, "text": " but I'm gonna try to still go live during the day,"}, {"start": 3467.86, "end": 3469.5400000000004, "text": " depending on how long the shoots take."}, {"start": 3469.5400000000004, "end": 3472.6600000000003, "text": " But I'll keep you guys updated on my snap in the Twittercom."}, {"start": 3472.6600000000003, "end": 3474.42, "text": " So make sure you join that."}, {"start": 3474.42, "end": 3478.38, "text": " And yeah, follow Lacey updates for updates and everything."}, {"start": 3481.1800000000003, "end": 3483.3, "text": " Indiana's pretty much all I got."}, {"start": 3483.3, "end": 3487.1800000000003, "text": " But I love y'all."}, {"start": 3487.1800000000003, "end": 3489.5400000000004, "text": " And back in LA soon, back to normal schedule,"}, {"start": 3489.5400000000004, "end": 3490.6200000000003, "text": " very, very soon, okay?"}, {"start": 3490.62, "end": 3492.96, "text": " very, very soon back to normal schedule."}, {"start": 3492.96, "end": 3493.7999999999997, "text": " I'll see y'all soon, bro."}, {"start": 3493.7999999999997, "end": 3496.18, "text": " I'm going to bed and stream tomorrow with Deji."}, {"start": 3496.18, "end": 3497.02, "text": " Peace."}]}