you
I
Hey, who's in this bitch off the note, man?
Who's in this bitch off the note right now?
Who's in here off the note?
You know what I'm saying.
What's up, Bella?
XOTB?
Thanks, Layla!
Chad, I just hurt myself!
I did just hurt myself!
I
Dead I kind of forgot I had a hurt wrist for a second there and I tried to I tried to go on my wrist
And I forgot I had a hurt wrist and I landed on it and it hurts really really bad, bro
If you guys could all drop a sub in the chat right now just to make me feel better to me feel nice to make me feel
good I really appreciate all the young drop in the summer in the chat already
complaining I'm not fucking complaining W young Sheldon yo not call me young
Sheldon I am not young Sheldon I am roundy okay do I do not look like young
Sheldon
Be honest though
ladies
Ladies ladies ladies. I know all my ladies in the chat. I know all you ladies out there
You guys you guys act like you want the tough guy you want the biker dude
You want the the athlete? I know y'all got a soft spot for the nerd though
I know y'all got a soft spot for the nerd, girl.
The nerd got a soft spot for the ladies' parts.
Fuckin' love to see.
You know what I genuinely realized?
You all know what I genuinely realized?
Yesterday, facts are no, we had a good stream, right?
Yesterday, facts are no, we had a great stream.
Zero production issues, great vibes, chat was amazing, and you know what I realize?
Right off the bat, six minutes into the stream.
is back and it's everything sucks I'm actually resident when rums is not here
and not doing the toolkit the stream is better facts when rums is not here to
stream is better rums just mute segments like everybody in this chat wants
to see me thirst trap rums just fucking mutes the segment bro even though JD
JD was fucking all the shit up.
It's still better.
Wait, JD was fucking shit up yesterday?
Now JD, come here.
Come here JD, come here.
If I ever catch you fucking monstrum up again,
I'm gonna slap you on the ass, okay?
You're gonna get a spanky with a ruler.
You understand JD?
Listen, y'all, today we have a banger stream, okay?
We have a banger stream today.
Today's stream is going to be very chill, very great vibes.
We have a piece of all of our childhoods, okay?
I don't know.
Type me in the chat if you've seen this movie.
Tighten me in the chat if you've seen this movie before.
Tighten me in the chat if you've seen Diary of a Wimpy Kid before.
Today, we have Greg Hethley, Zachary Gordon pooling up to the courthouse.
He's coming over.
He's going to hang in chill for a few hours.
We got some stuff planned.
I actually went to the store and got a diary of a wimpy kid do-it-yourself book.
So I'm gonna have me and him fill out some prompts in this book because we all used to
do this when we were kids, facts or no.
We all used to do this when we were kids and then I'm gonna have him sign the book
for me.
Also, over to my left, I don't know if y'all can see it or not, probably can't.
I'm gonna try to move the camera right there on that table.
I have the best snacks from all of our childhoods.
We got nutter butters, sunny D, fungions, little bites,
mini-powder donuts, putsy rolls, capri suns,
and me and Zach are going to be doing a childhood food
mukbang.
We're going to sit down.
We're going to eat some of the best childhood snacks.
And we're just going to talk.
All right?
A bro includes food in every segment.
You just need an excuse to eat.
Yo, yo.
I don't think y'all understand
doing something with somebody from my childhood
feels good, son.
Are y'all understanding that?
Are y'all not understanding that?
Wait, that sounds weird, wait, that sounds weird, hold on, no, no, no, doing something,
basically what I'm saying is we all watched this movie, we all grew up watching Diary of
a Wimpy K and seeing where Greg Hathley is at now in life is gonna be peak, it's gonna
be cinema, bro, because who knows what he's doing, he could be a fuck, he could walk
in here and be a fucking bodybuilder for all we know, bro. We don't know. We don't know.
So we're going to talk to him, see where his life has taken him, sense the guy we're
going to be kid. He told me that he plays music. This was his exact message that he
said to me. And before you guys start streaming, son, he said, he said, I'm a musician
as well and I can sing and I responded and said oh I actually sing a lot too but
taking some vocal lessons my chat loves when I sing we could do something music
wise so um I told him that I am a singer and I am a musician and he he also
plays the guitar so I was thinking that when when Greg Heffley pulls up me and
Jason can sing him our song thoughts thoughts
He's gonna voice mug you
Also, I have a quick question to ask this chat
Type me if you are not receiving notifications on twitch because I don't know why but for some reason
I've been getting my own twitch note II like 45 like like 40 minutes after
My thing he said he'll be here in 30 minutes
So Zach will be here in 30 minutes and that's what we're gonna get me rolling
That's what we're gonna get to be rolling. What a bro. What a bro. All right anything in the meantime
We're gonna do some reactions. So anything y'all want me to react to go ahead and send it in the Twitter community
Right now, bro. What is this?
I said let me hit the bus stop son of a bitch!
I just got a discord nodey. I just got mine.
Yeah, see, I don't know what's going on with the fucking nodey systems here.
I don't know what's going on with the nodey.
For some reason, nodeys are going out like 30 minutes after I block nodeys,
because I don't care if you're live.
You look like Rowley, son.
I blocked notice because I don't care if you're streaming.
And also, I just want to say this right now, this is a message for all the girls.
I know that you guys have a soft spot in your heart for nerds.
But please do not edit me today.
He wasn't going to.
Alright, okay.
New edit.
See ya, bro!
Wselfie, Wselfie!
That's not AI yo you guys can't Grand Theft Auto VI is now set to release on May 26, 2026.
Oh my god, we gotta talk about something.
We dead ass gotta talk about something real quick.
you're in a chat might be a small spoiler alert so if you have not seen the movie obsession yet
mute the stream for the next five minutes okay might be a small small spoiler alert okay um
who in a shed has seen the movie obsession who has seen it who watched it yo first thing i'll
I'll say it about obsession, 1,000% lives up to the hype.
Usually when people say that a movie's really good,
you have to go see it.
I go see it and I'm like, okay, it wasn't that good.
This movie was genuinely good.
It was like, it had a perfect balance of horror
in like psychological terror.
It had a perfect balance, bro.
But I'll say this,
if you are in a relationship,
obsession is 10 times scarier.
If you're single and you are not in a relationship
and you go see the movie,
I understand how you can find it a little scary,
but if you have a girlfriend and you watch this movie,
I swear to God, I wanna go home last night.
I wanna harass to go home.
I thought I was gonna wake up in the middle of the night
daughter was going to be like this. Just stare at that, you know? That shit genuinely spooked me.
And you know what's even worse about it? Is that movie, that movie obsession?
It mimics what real girlfriends do in real life.
It just exaggerated it to a hundred.
It mimicked what actual girlfriends do.
Do you love me?
Tell me you love me.
Why do I love you more than you love me?
Oh, oh, just freaking out out of the blue.
Mood switches like that.
That most fucking movie mimics real life relationships,
but just to an extent of smashing bricks in the face and killing people.
So I'm gonna be honest, bro.
Absolutely 10 out of 10 movie, a very good movie.
I would highly recommend it.
I will even say that that might be one of the best horror
movies I've ever seen.
Facts are enough.
Did they pay you?
No, they did not pay me, bro.
I just give my honest thoughts.
If I thought it was a shit movie,
I would have come on here and said it's a shit movie.
W movie that's my dream girl
People found that famous actor indeed in Navarrette from the movie obsession used to stream playing cod
She wasn't acting
I
Don't know what other movies she's been in but she had a
In my opinion, an award-winning acting film.
I don't know.
The way she played Nikki and the character
was actually just spot-on 10 out of 10.
She literally played the character perfect,
and it was just very good, bro.
It was very good.
But if she used to stream, maybe maybe maybe.
Do you guys think she'd do a stream or no?
If she used to stream?
Surely she knows about twitching stuff then.
Make eight, let me follow her.
Do I DM her and say, hey, wanna do a stream?
Hey, wanna do a stream?
Could try it?
All right, fuck it, I asked her.
I'd be embarrassed.
I do not have a crush on her.
I have a girlfriend, you idiots.
It would just be cool to do a stream with her
and be like, hey, maybe we can do like,
play Call of Duty, and do like a cooking segment, bro.
Not bad, not bad.
Darla gonna pull the brick out, all right.
Okay.
All right, back to reactions.
What, Leo?
What?
What is this?
Anthony Davis.
On, out of everybody on the team, I really miss Austin Reeves.
That was my guy.
How did everybody, like, on that team?
I'm really missing him.
I really, that was like my guy.
Yo, I swear in the last year, I have seen Anthony Davis more outside of a basketball
court.
I have seen him not in basketball uniform more than I've seen him in a jersey.
He needs to like, bro, what is going on, dude?
Hey, you okay?
What?
Why would I have handcuffs, Drew?
Why do you need my handcuffs?
Who needs handcuffs?
Jason needs handcuffs?
I mean, I have handcuffs,
but they're not open to the public.
Well, they're not, like, they're not,
like I have handcuffs,
but no one else is allowed to use them.
Type five.
I'm not giving Jason game war and handcuffs.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's like, if I had like a normal set of handcuffs
that I would give it to, but I'm not giving them
a set of game war and handcuffs
that might have a come steam or two on them.
You know what I mean?
I got to be sense of them.
All right, chat.
I'll watch on a tell me.
I'm looking at getting something okay I want your guys honest opinions all right I want
you guys honest opinions okay fully honest here we go no do not say here we go all right
So yesterday y'all y'all saw how I came up, right?
Y'all saw how I came up on pack jar, right?
Do not say here we go.
Um, so I was thinking that I might cop a Cuban link chain.
I was thinking I might cop a Cuban link, um, because listen, I love wearing
chains, but I only really have one, two chains that I cycle between.
So I kind of want to get a Cuban link.
That's hard, not going to lie.
Thank you.
It's a worst investment.
It's not an investment.
This is a spending, this is a spend, a spend, a spend.
What am I trying to say?
It's not an investment.
I know I'm not going to get my money back.
But I wear chains every single day.
you're gonna look like a pit bull.
So you think I'm gonna look like this.
I'm not gonna look like a fucking pit bull.
But that's the most disrespectful thing you can say to me
when I'm talking about getting a Cuban,
like can you tell me I'm gonna look like a pit bull?
So, we have no snacks.
Dornash some more.
You're going to look like a pug?
Fuck you.
Fuck you, buddy.
Fuck you.
I thought y'all were going to look at this chain and be like, no, that's tough.
But then I forgot that y'all fucking hate on everything.
How are you looking at a Cuban Lincoln saying it's ugly?
Like, what, I, how?
Wait, the Mavs had Luca and Jaylen Brunson?
Wait.
Yo.
Oh, it's tough just not for you.
Okay, so what chain will look good on me?
What style or kind of chain will look good on me
that I should get?
None.
So no chain will look good on me.
You should get the chat a chain.
Why would I buy all the chain?
When do you get your cyber truck back?
Okay, so I'm not sure when I get my cyber truck back.
I was supposed to get it back last Thursday.
But for some reason they're not answering my phone anymore when I text and call them.
So honestly, I have no idea where my cyber truck is.
I have zero clue when I'm getting it back.
I've texted like four times, to be honest.
And I said, hey, any update on the cyber truck?
Hey, do you guys know what it's going to be done?
And I just haven't heard a word back.
I'll be honest.
I haven't heard a word back.
Ron told you?
See, that doesn't make sense saying Ron told you
because I use Ron's guy.
So that doesn't even fucking make sense.
That doesn't even make sense.
You're an easy lick.
No, I'm not.
Bro, the reason that they probably did not answer is because,
is because,
oh, it probably is because Memorial Day.
Think about it.
They're probably not in there working on my car
on Memorial Day.
What flavored Gatorade is Mitch drinking?
What kind of question is this?
Why are you asking me what kind of Gatorade
is a coach drinking?
I don't understand.
I don't get it.
Why are y'all saying ooh shit?
Ooh shit.
Yo, I don't get this tweet.
How am I supposed to know what Gatorade he's drinking
if you can't even see the fucking bottle inside?
This one's kind of tough.
Not going to lie, Larry, you have an ugly face and low-key hideous.
No chain will fit with your build.
I don't know what to say to that, sir, I don't know what to say to that, sir.
What does that even mean?
No chain will fit into your build?
Missculture.com
What time should we be getting here?
Type me in the chat if you're coming to the TapCat Pop-Up.
A lot of me's. I better see all you guys there.
This is a Cuban link.
Yeah, I'm not getting that, bro. That's too expensive for me.
Too expensive for me, bro.
Why has your been looking more like a girl wait that's true as a girl
Oh
Shit
What happened to the six seven chain? I'm not gonna lie. I never wore it. I never wore it
It's just sitting in my fucking safe where I'm keeping it real
Drake breaks Michael Jackson's record for the most hot 100 number one hits who is doing I found you a chain
I'm not aware of that.
Reach ASGene.
You should perform with Maroy in LA.
Do you guys want me to go on stage and sing a song with Kim Maroi?
Yo, do y'all like, do you guys think before you type and say shit?
Would you go to Rolling Loud next year?
Yes, I wanted to go to Rolling Loud this year.
He just liked you 20.
What are you talking about?
What the fuck?
Yo, what the fuck is Marlin doing?
Brother, is he getting a hand job? I'm not jealous. I'm just saying is he getting a fucking handy
What is this what are your parents got going on
You
I
Want to
I wanna put the t-shirt that she gave me
Wait, he's fucking jacked
Brother, he's gonna mug me
You keep it, but you didn't want to keep me
I'm gonna get fucking mugged
I thought Lacey, there was a professional Call of Duty player named Lacey who I used
to commentate over his matches and I thought Lacey was the professional Call of Duty player
and I was like, I am, I am.
Like damn, nice pivot dude.
I like nice pivot.
Good for him.
Like good for him dude.
And then I looked and I was like, this isn't the same guy at all.
I think Lacey and Stable Granaldo are handsome, great individuals with six packs and hilarious.
I think that they are pretty funny.
I think they're like actually out of all the new streamers.
The two of them and Archie and Yugi are like actually talented.
Okay, I'll take that, I'm talented!
Can't think of any of the other ones that I would actually watch.
But yeah, I actually think this guy's really funny.
I literally said that because I respect him.
This guy's actually funny.
Appreciate that, appreciate that.
Talented at eating, fuck you, Jack.
The blueprint, all right?
W. Lacey, why is his pinky giving me strokes?
King of Calabasas, LARPing, Diabolical Kid.
Here we go, hey, late.
Yo, why do y'all go into calm
and just act like you're checking a watch
when I don't go live on time, bro?
Go live, Sun-Ying.
I'm gonna be honest, this is the reason
I did not go live right on time,
is because I open my Twitter community
and I see people saying Sun-Ying.
That's why.
That's literally why.
They bitching, complaining.
Okay, so what would happen
if one of these days I didn't go live
at the time I said I wouldn't.
What if I said I was gonna go live
and I just didn't go live at all?
Then what?
I'd be happy, all right.
Can someone pay probably $3 for food?
Capri Sun?
I am doing a Shimile Vial Bell.
I am doing a Shimile.
Chad, I have really bad news.
I actually have satiate.
I genuinely satiate.
AC, can you please show your Twitch revenue on stream?
So people don't say you view on every day,
there's a new post.
You guys want me to show you my Twitch revenue?
Am I allowed to do that?
Not a bad shout.
Am I allowed to do that?
Yes?
Okay, first what do you guys think it is? What do you guys think my twitch revenue is?
300k, are you guys on drugs just on twitch?
Which?
Last month, probably like 100K.
No, no, no, last month I didn't stream much
because I took a week off.
Okay, you guys want me to show you guys my Twitter revenue?
Like why though, just why why?
Pocket watch it's not element. I'll just refresh. I'm gonna get banned
Now I'm sauce I don't show my revenue nice now. I'm sauce if I don't show my revenue. Okay
Ron did it. Okay, fine. This. Do I have to show every one month, one month, one month?
Sabaton? I've shown my revenue so many times.
Last month,
I mean it's around the same every month like January, February, March, like bro oh oh
body revenue, body revenue, yeah bro I got body revenue yeah bro like I literally
I just can't win, I can't win, bro.
I can't fucking win, bro.
There, bro, like refresh.
Inspect element, yeah, bro,
they're gonna say anything they can.
They're gonna say people who dislike people
will make up any narrative
and say anything they fucking can, bro.
Now the IRS is gonna come after me.
Nice, thanks, guys.
People won't post that though because they show it doesn't yeah, I know they won't post that
They'll put no they would rather post a website with zero credibility
Then my revenue directly from Twitch because it doesn't fit their narrative facts facts
What is this
Now show your YouTube revenue
I don't even know how to see that.
Verify it's you.
I don't know how to see that.
I don't even know how to see that.
Verify it's you.
I'll muck a lot.
I don't know Drew's password.
Now, my YouTube revenue is not that good.
Let me go to ... No.
I think the last month I was up on consistent.
Where are you?
Let it show YouTube revenue or no?
Yeah.
That's my YouTube revenue.
Let me guess.
Bought it YouTube as well, right?
Let me guess.
YouTube as well, right?
Made I mean it's just a live channel though, and this is just think about I literally just post
What I post on my live channel?
Only 30k in a month. I told you guys YouTube's not create. I don't do YouTube does not pay that crazy especially on live videos
show snapchat
Snapchat doesn't work like that
You can't like you can't show snapchat
Snapchat just it show snapchat shows what I made in the last week
Snapchat shows the snapchat shows the last
Nine days or seven days show that
I'll show your bank. I don't have a lot of money in my bank. I don't have a lot. How
many alts do you have? This is not, yo, you got, I do, this is not me.
What the fuck are you wearing? What's up, bro?
Oh
You camera yeah, that's John
Yeah, what happened to John I am John
You're John John
You fired him no no what happens?
So that's John yeah, so John
What the fuck is wrong with you, man? What? You don't fucking fit? I mean, it's cool, bro. It's just like, you know, to me, it's different for sure. Who am I? Who am I? Yes. Uh, you're Rowley. Yep. Yep. Yes. Big dude. Yes. I'm Rowley. Yes, dude. I'm Rowley. I got good news for you. What? Um, so, Zach told me that when he pulls up, he said that he is a defense.
Actually, he plays the guitar and I told him that you play the guitar and that I can sing
Yes
I have
I can get you a pair they're locked up in a closet
Are you dead as and for some reason on the left one the little cusp of the edge is a little like like crusty on the fluff
But I have handcuffs for you. If you really want something like stream ones
Why would I have stream handcuffs? You've done like makeup challenges before. Oh, why don't we go?
Let me see the game one
I'm not showing you my game warm ones. Well, I need them
I'm not actually giving you my game-worn handcuffs!
I just know you've got a drawer full of freaky shit.
I know, I have handcuffs and a buck like for me. That's it.
Oh, what?
What am I?
What? What are you doing?
Me and y'all are already making the biggest pizza in the world.
Oh my god, for real?
How big?
Like the biggest.
Like the biggest counter?
you do realize how big the biggest pizza in the world is currently right what it's
like huge well yeah we're gonna beat that fucking record
isn't it this one?
Biggest pizza
yeah
guess what we're gonna do we're gonna fucking smash that right so you're
gonna be air axe pizza yes we're gonna smash that fucking record
Dude, if I'm not gonna lie, if you make a pizza that big,
I will jump in it.
No.
Why?
Because you're gonna ruin it.
No, but I'm jumping in, eat it.
Good.
Can I have a bite when you're finished?
Yeah, you can have a bite.
Okay.
Is it gonna actually be good pizza?
It's gonna be good pizza, though.
Of course you're searching about pizza.
Yeah, because I fucking like pizza.
What are you doing today?
Oh, I'm doing a childhood snack mukbang.
Holy throwbacks, man.
Somehow I always find a way
to incorporate food into my streams.
I don't know how I managed to be on this.
somehow
So let me know anything
You look like that one kid from the Grinch who who do I look like from the Grinch?
I'm not a mukba wait, would you guys actually?
Would you guys actually consider me a mukbang streamer?
What is this, sir?
Oh
Shit
Fuck it right out the woodworks
Hold on now
We got Luna tap. We got we got we got we got fucking evo tap caps dropping
creatures to drop a Sunday six seven oh we got evo tap caps y'all are y'all
ready for the evo tap caps this is the first leak evo Luna and there will be
an evo lacy in there yes so you guys can get my tap cap and no it is not gonna
be a fucking space bar so I'm tired of I'm tired of the lacy you should be a
a fucking space bar.
I'm not gonna be a fucking space bar, bro.
Not gonna lie, Lacey, you've been looking extremely good
recently, a tennis chain would really fit your persona
and energy.
I have a tennis chain, though, and I don't like it.
Wow, Lacey, why do you even have money?
Your Fitzgerald buns, I don't get it.
Why don't you have a stylist?
because I don't need a stylist.
I'm the way I am because of the way I am.
And I personally think my fits are very good.
I personally think my fits are very good.
They might not be your standard of a nice fit
or nice style, but I have my own swagger.
I literally have my own swagger.
No shot, we're not close.
No shot. The core YouTube is this close to passing our other one. 650,000 subscribers in four videos.
Do y'all realize we are genuinely about to pass up our last channel?
We are 14,000 subscribers away from passing up our last channel, which took us 52 videos.
This one, we have it in four, and the next video is a fucking BANGER!
It's a BANGER!
when is it coming out?
Four days? Three days?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Refreshing.
Wait, you guys think that if I refresh this, then the subs will go up?
All right, let's everybody from the chat right now, go subscribe to the core channel and let's see if we can get this from 651,000 to 700,000 right now live on stream right now.
Everybody go sub right now. Everybody go sub right now.
We're going to see if we can get 50,000 subscribers right now live on stream ready three two one
Did we just lose a sub?
Did I just lose a sub?
Thought I would never say this, but please stick to the black t-shirts. You look like a dork.
I'm not dressed like this because I like the fit or think that the fit looks good.
You fucking plot.
I'm dressed like this because I'm supposed to be rowdy because Greg Hefley is coming
over.
That's why.
Also, Chad, I want to make an announcement right now and I want to tell you guys something
right now.
Recently, I actually put all my money, every penny, every dollar I have, and I have taken
it and put it into Bitcoin.
Yes, that's right.
I have.
I'm telling y'all right now, I know things, okay?
I can predict the future. I can predict the market.
And Bitcoin is going to have a boom soon.
And I'm also here to tell you guys that one thing that you don't understand about the
scientific equation is when the beings get sent off from a cell tower to another cell
tower in the world that is what sparks the conversation and the social media internet
interests that I'm telling you guys right now that this is our future but I'm not doing a RV
roleplay I'm just trying to save shit that nerds would say I'm just trying to say should that
There's no way I'll take anything that I just said seriously and somehow have a fucking problem
Zach is here how do you guys know he's here
Let me do my breathing techniques, let me do my breathing techniques.
He should be here very, very soon.
Who are you excited to see?
Honestly, out of the summer's match lineup, I'm very, very excited to see Lil Uzi Burt,
excited to see Chief Keith, very excited to see Lucky, very excited to see Nine
Vicious, very excited to see Molly Santana, very excited to see Little
Skies, Two Slimy, Bleod, very excited to see 1300 Saint, very excited to see Two
Hollis, Ian, Wacka Flacka, Xavier Sobbeist, very excited to see Slay R
for sure definitely excited to see um playboy cardi and lil baby and the sdk
also excited to see big x the plug uh feddywap uh chat chat is gonna is very
good too pbm of course um until japan so so very excited to see uh dabo and baby
king for sure very very very very very excited very excited
none of them know you hop off
Look at Jason's stream.
For what? For what?
For what? All right, anything else that I should react to? This is not our channel.
Jack, you know it's crazy. I'm Mog Jason. I think I would Mog Marlin too.
In the, I think, you know, Moggo, I think I'd Mog Marlin too.
did you see this what is this please welcome starting quarterback of the
New York Giants Jackson Darryl
I don't get it, what is this?
It's just like a giant press conference.
What's up? What's up? What's up? Yeah. Big Blue Nation, it's a pleasure to be here.
I gotta start this off with a go big blue. I love it if y'all follow me. Go big blue.
Go big blue. Go big blue. What is a big blue? Is that a giant? What an honor. What a privilege
it is to be here. And without further ado, I'm grateful. I'm honored. I'm
pleasure to introduce the 45th and 47th president of the United States of
America, President Donald J. Trump.
And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free when I'm old.
I'm conflated you said this and the fuck's it's got to do with me? What
What does this got to do with me?
Literally nothing.
I told you to skip.
I thought it was a Giants press conference
or some shit about the NFL.
Oh wait, Zach texted me.
He said, yo, I think I'm here, but it's a lookouts.
Oh.
It might have brought you to the wrong spot.
Wait, Drew, try it on Google Maps, right?
He has to do it on Google Maps?
Yeah, Apple Maps is being done a long time ago.
Here's the gate codes.
Gate number one.
Gate one.
7, 3, 2, 0.
What?
You didn't leak the code.
Oh, fuck.
You didn't.
It's fine.
It's in jail yet.
Yo, I did not leak the code!
I was trolling!
It was a joke!
Kidding!
Get pranked!
Um, okay.
Rowley in the tinfoil ball.
Have him re-create this.
Absolute sin.
You're so lucky you don't have any brothers.
You're kind of like one brother.
Shouldn't we be looking up this for your 100 years ago assignment?
She looks like she was born 100 years ago.
Okay, wait, okay, Chad.
Walls that get to you. I need you to talk to the stream for three minutes while I go take a shit.
Chad, he's gonna be here in two minutes, okay?
But I need you guys to just deal with two minutes of drew while I go shit really quick.
All right
All right. He's gonna need toilet paper.
Fuck you. Okay.
Yeah, this popcorn? So good.
Dude, I'm so annoyed.
Me and Russell ordered a bunch of snacks for about the mukbang
and they were supposed to come at 6am this morning
and now they're coming at 6pm tomorrow.
Like, Amazon. Fuck you.
Fuck you, Amazon.
He's ruined the segment.
He's fine.
We'll do what Ashley wants us to do.
He's on the way.
That's what Jeff Bezos brought.
Jeff, just for that, we should raise his quick revenue.
I saw that shit, though.
The fact that it's only 125 K this month,
but I asked.
So that's the worst part about eating the popcorn. Your fingers get fucking cheese on them.
Who's playing? Who's playing? This is still OKC and um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um,
What's a series? What's a series? And what's the score right now?
I'm not gonna get a little bad in, I'm not gonna lie.
Two-two, all right.
I'm not gonna lie.
Thunder a lot for me.
Russell, when do the rest of the snacks get here?
Probably.
30 seconds.
Okay, see, hi guys.
I just spilled this on your neck, by the way, up a little bit, I'm sorry, it squirted
out of my mouth.
You just stay in my shirt, you asshole.
It's that Rowley.
Chad, you know Lacey's never watched a Barry Lumpkin movies. He's only read the books.
These movies were good too.
They were.
No, he's a larker, he's a larker, watch, he's going to come and chat, when he comes in
and ask him what his favorite battery will be, he's going to be like, I promise he's
going to lie, he's going to lie and get it all right like this.
I'm done!
He's going to pull up your hand.
I have a shit!
Pull up your hand.
What'd you wish for, IRL?
No, he's not going to be here.
Well, he's got to be here.
No, he's not going to be here.
He's not going to be here.
You're just, did you wipe? Yes I wiped. But I'm going to do it. What? Yeah, obviously you didn't wash your hands.
I'm not. I think you're the same girl.
Bro, nobody washes their hands after fucking brushing their teeth.
I was asking what your favorite guy would do.
My favorite guy, what do we do?
Personally, I'm gonna have to go with, I'm gonna have to go with Diary of the Kid.
It's a real tradition.
Really? Yeah.
Basically what happens is they go to a, they basically they go to a summer camp
and there's like a pool at the summer camp and there's a girl that he likes
and that's probably my favorite guy.
It's called Fripper Edition because it's a summer kid edition.
What do you have a lot of them?
I have a lot of them.
Yes, I have.
Oh, or a cheese touch.
I love a cheese touch.
Diarrom would be kid.
Cheese touch edition.
Very, very good.
No, personally, I'm going to say my favorite one is definitely going to be honestly, it's
going to have to be Diard 1PK dog days.
I really do fuck with dog days.
And the reason I fuck with dog days is because it's the summertime.
Greg has to be looking forward to play video games
and spend his time with his friends.
But Greg's dad has other plans for him
and he's decided that he needs to do some father song
like bonding time.
It's honestly my favorite reason why.
And he doesn't want his dad to ruin his summer vacation.
So he pretends he has a job at this country club
and the whole plan backfires
and it leaves them in like a bunch of embarrassing
situations and a bad camping trip and shit.
So that's probably gonna be mine.
What are you doing, bro?
What?
What are you reading?
Nothing.
Bro, these are so good.
You might be here for y'all.
Yeah, I'm ready.
You said just put up.
What's going on?
The man is here!
Yeah.
Bro, this kid is awful.
I love your suit, you know.
Yo!
What's up, you're all welcome to the crib!
Guess who I'm dressed as!
I don't know, but it looks sick.
You know? I'm Rowley!
Oh, no.
What's wrong with this?
I kind of look like Rowley.
What's up, man? You're about to guitar.
a little bit less but hey what's up bro dude good to see you I'll give you a mini
tour everybody comes I always give a mini tour yeah I brought a guitar also I
wanted to sign one of these for like a fan or something so we could give it away
on stream yes yeah yeah I think that would be cool
this is drew this is Russell hey yeah Russell's cool drew what's up nice to
I feel like you met, no you met Lopie.
Lopie.
I'm bad with, I'm good with faces, I'm bad with names.
Okay, Lopie.
Let's try Lopie.
Okay, so.
Oh no, this is.
Round.
Okay.
Bald head.
I had a hat on.
Probably had a hat on, might have walked up to him
and said, hey, you're doing it from New York.
That I would have remembered,
because no one.
He might not have been at the party.
I think somebody like, yo, what up?
I'm from New York.
Yeah, I don't think he might not have been at the party.
Dude, wow, this is like, yeah.
This, like, I'm so, that's such a weird thing to say.
I'm so stimulated right now,
because I just came from rehearsal, and then like,
rehearsal for what?
I have a show in Los Angeles next week, so.
Just rehearsing tour stuff.
I leave for Nashville in two days, I have a show there,
but it's like crunch time, and so,
I'm like, dude, I'm gonna be late.
Like, oh my gosh, I went to the wrong address.
Oh no, you're good, dude.
It's not like I'm glad we could do this though, bro. Yeah, I'm excited. We've been talking about this for a minute
Yeah, I saw you at I forget where it was in the somewhere and I was like, yo, we got a big Taurus thing. Yes
Taurus part. Yeah, and then we locked in and here we are today, dude. You need to fill up this space
Cool to people right here ventures. I mean that's that's I mean it's a bit of statement
Yeah
Let me give you a little mini tour
Yeah, Russell can Russell can bring it upstairs
So this is the entrance wait you are you like captain was dreaming at all I
Mean yes, and no like like you know what core is
It's new if it's new then how can I know okay? So basically this house. This is the core house, okay?
Congrats. Thank you. Yeah, we used to be used to be phase
but we left phase and we created our own group with our own house and it's now
called core so it's all the same people like me, Ron, Jason, Adapt, Silky, the same
people but we just live here under a new name. How do you feel? Does it feel like a
new chapter or just like just the extension of the book? A whole new chapter. It's a new book.
Hey, like a do-it-yourself book. Exactly. Yes, thank you. Literally spot-on.
All right, so this right here, you know what I mean?
Zaybro, it's so sick that you literally went full on rally.
Like, I had to, I had to.
Dude, like, man, that just, it makes me so happy.
Like, it's such an honor to see people like.
I was worried you would be mad that I was in your side.
No, no, no, no, no, not at all.
I don't care when people like talk about that.
What am I gonna do?
I get it every day, all the time, everywhere I go.
I could just like be angry all the time
where I could be like, wow, I'm so blessed
like I'm part of something that people still love. You you have to understand
at least for me people my age like the impact you had on people's childhoods.
The amount of happiness you brought to people when they watch those movies was
like like I sat there and watched those movies and I went around in school doing
people a cheese touch. Well you're the problem that because we don't need more
of the cheese touch. But yeah it's like it's weird because I grew up while
filming those movies so I don't feel like I was doing anything. I was 11 for the
first one I know. When'd you start streaming? Like two three years ago? Okay.
How old were you? 23. Okay yeah so like imagine you started at like 11 or like I
started acting. Yeah it kind of feels like yeah it's like it's like your
childhood is like consumed by the work. Oh that's sick too.
Paintings of us, just like different art forms.
This is a living room, we just sit in here.
Sometimes we have meetings, chill, talk.
Over here, like when I was like,
I mean, even now I'd be sick, but like when I was 15,
like my dream was always to get my best friends together,
like get a house and just like play video games all day.
That's exactly what video games you play.
Sometimes Fortnite, I'm in a couple of video games,
like I'm in a game called Genshin Impact.
So I'm like, what do you think of the game?
Yeah, like I'm a voice.
So I play a character named Tynari.
Tynari?
Yeah, so he's like a, he kind of talks like this,
like up here.
And he protects the Avidia forest.
So I do, voices can you do?
Normally it's like my voice, but I'll like,
I'll stretch it or change it.
Like I was in a game called Kingdom Hearts as well.
I love Kingdom Hearts.
So I play a guy named Hainer.
He was in Kingdom Hearts 3.
And what I would do essentially is I would age my voice
a little younger, right?
I'm like, hey, guys, what's up?
It's Hainer here.
Like, so you put a little rasp on it.
It's like an anime voice.
I just did my first anime, actually,
which I'm super honored about.
It's called Metalyst.
It just came out.
It's on Disney.
It's kind of just that voice.
But basically, I'm teaching somebody
how to do ice skating on the rink.
And you have to be very careful because it's
a serious art form.
And you also want to perform.
So it's like, you kind of manipulate
your voice in different ways and like you sound like this guy named Saikunno
really yes I feel like I've heard that name you sound like very close to him
shout out to the Saikunno then hopefully you know he's a streamer but you
sounded like your voice is like when you do that voice it sounds like identical
to him really interesting I do some I do a little bit of voices too I can do
like um like give me I'm like a boy like give me a character I can do this one
but Scooby-Doo. You can do Scooby-Doo. Ready? Ready? Ready? You know what's
interesting here's the art form of voiceover to me today in today's world
I mean some of these people are incredible and like what I find
fascinating about voiceover is when I was a kid I'd audition and like I
I would just do my, I'd do my normal kid voice, whatever it was.
I was like 11, 12.
And you guys know the voice of SpongeBob,
his name is Tom Kenny.
So we would essentially audition at the same place.
It's called Voice Caster and Burbank,
I think it's still around.
Is SpongeBob the pocket human?
Yeah, what do you mean, the voice of SpongeBob?
Wait, you're telling me SpongeBob's voice is human,
doing that.
Yeah, well, who do you think's doing SpongeBob's voice?
I thought I was SpongeBob, I don't know.
Oh man, now get out of here.
I'm not really putting the piece together, that SpongeBob was a human.
Okay, well for those of you who I'm sorry if I burst the bubble, SpongeBob is in fact voiced by a human being, okay?
I'm sorry.
It's for my child!
I did ask SpongeBob a SpongeBob!
But we would all, what's crazy about voiceovers, let's just say it's not competitive,
but I mean like the same people are doing all the voices.
So when I had an audition as a kid, like even now, I could be probably auditioning again.
against I don't like the word against but like probably the voice of SpongeBob
the voice of all your favorite anime's cartoons we're all reading for the same
stuff so it's like how that's like if you're an actor on camera you know I
can't play the same roles as like Tom Hanks he's like 40 years older than me
right but in voiceover you could be 70 any age so you just do voices yeah a
lot of women do guy voices to like Naruto Naruto the girl yeah you didn't
No, I don't watch anime, I'll be honest, but he's human, too.
Well, I knew that.
Anyway, that's what I find crazy about voiceover.
It's like all different art forms, you know?
You're so proud of this.
Well, I mean, Tom, this is the gym.
I know you're heavy on the things you told me.
You work out seven days a week.
Yes.
Well, I'll hit weights four to five days a week and I get 20k steps a day, no
matter what.
I'm about 20k two a day.
Really?
Yeah, calories.
That's super unhealthy.
Yeah.
So before you know it, these clothes won't fit.
But hey, it's a Easter egg, you know what I mean?
No, I'm just kidding.
I've actually been on an era, like an arc.
It's called the Great Lacey Lock-In.
Oh, OK.
So basically, I've heard of that lock-in.
Yes, I announced that I'm going to be basically
eating healthy, working out in the gym every day.
Recently, unfortunately, I did fracture my wrist, though.
But it's getting better now.
So I'm going to get back in the gym soon.
But, um, yeah.
Sorry, how'd you fracture it?
Um...
I don't know.
So, okay, okay, so I was, I was out of the country, and I was really hungry, and someone
brought food, like, to the table, and I got really excited, and I said, yes, there's
food!
And I jumped up, and I, like, bent my wrist back in my hoodie, and hit it on the corner
of the table, and then I fractured a bone.
You weren't lying about those 20k calories a day.
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's actually what happened though.
Bro, that's unfortunate, but you just can't help stuff like that.
No.
Keep getting excited about food.
I look forward to food every day.
Oh, dude, when I tell you, food is like, outside of streaming,
my happiness is food.
When I'm done with streaming, I want to do something with food.
I want to be a food critic or have a restaurant.
Like, I'm so passionate about food.
I love food so much.
I swear to God, I do.
I swear to God.
I love everything I love.
I love it.
OK, so when you say you love food,
are you like, do you eat the same stuff all the time,
or is it like you want to try different things?
I love trying everything.
You could be like, you know who Anthony Bourdain is?
No.
Oh my gosh, bro.
He basically just traveled around the world
and got paid to try the best food in the world
ever, everywhere.
I wish I talked to that.
It's like what we're doing.
You could basically do that.
What do you mean, really?
You're saying I could stream and just go around
different foods? Yes. Like that's literally what he did. They documented it. But the only thing
different is that like, he was just like, I don't know, I think he was 50, 60. So maybe there's like,
he's developed his palate and he was also, I'm pretty sure he struggled with alcoholism.
You do that. Yeah. I do not do that. Chat. Oh wait, you haven't even started to chat yet.
Chat, say what's up to Zach? It's the chat right here. Yeah, what up? You know how
sugar works because you were on neon sugar, right? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't look at the chat much.
I remember Neon was kind of, there were a lot of people like hating in that chat. Like,
I don't know if a lot of his fans, like half of them really love him and then half of them are just like mean for no reason.
Yeah, it's probably trolls.
Yeah, it was pretty wild.
They're pretty nice over here.
What up?
See that little yellow dude waving?
That's everybody saying hi.
Hey, what's up?
Yeah, you could give, and that's the chat.
Obviously, when we go up to the set of you'll be able to see the chat there the whole time there.
But yeah, they're not.
They'll be nice.
They're always nice.
You're excited for the stream.
Super excited.
Luffy, Al-O-Liz, and I like to shout out the names, too, because it makes people.
I like to do that, too.
What's up?
OneUp, NT.
I was telling Lacy that I brought a book because I remember last time on neon stream
He was stoked about the book like I signed some stuff for him and I was like man
It would be cool if we like if I gave one to somebody that you know
We can do a thing where where we where everybody has to type the same word in the chat
And then I roll it and whoever it lands on gets the book
Hey, let's see. We'll both sign it bro. Yeah. Oh, yeah Chad. Do y'all want me to sign it?
Yeah, that would be sick. I see this here. They say yeah. Yeah Chad you guys want me to sign it
I'm all in favor of that.
Me, look at that.
No, get out of here.
Come on, that's a one of one Zach Gordon Lacey sign.
Come on, you can't get that anywhere else.
This is the collectible error, ladies and gentlemen.
Like, that's, you can get a PMP.
We get it only Zach.
Oh my gosh, you don't want me to sign it?
Come on, dude.
Guys, all right.
That's the best stuff, bro.
Hey, we'll let the winner decide.
Yeah, well, that's the best.
We'll let the winner decide.
Have Drew sign it, never mind, never mind, never mind.
So do you have any advice for the gym for me, to be honest?
I want to, so the problem I'm at right now,
and I might even look at the chat,
because they're gonna make fun of me for saying this,
anything I'm lying, I used to weight 300 pounds.
Wow.
So I lost, I lost 100 in, like 103 pounds,
about like 197 right now.
Dude, that's a win already.
It's so much harder to lose the weight.
Wow, that's incredible.
I'll show you a picture of me from way back,
like a year and a half ago, we go upstairs.
What advice do you need?
How'd you get, how'd you do that?
The advice I need now is because I cut my calories so much down to like 1200-1500 a day,
now I'm just maintaining and I can't lose weight anymore because I'm still eating the
same amount of calories.
But I can't go down to like 1000 a day because I'm starving.
Now here's what you do.
Well you walk a lot for streaming, right?
Walking in my opinion is just the cheat code to life.
It doesn't need to be heavy weights.
I mean, this is maybe not a little TMI, but most days I look at myself and I'm like, wow,
I don't like how I look.
I'm not.
You look amazing.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
But that's, it's sort of the one, it's the repercussions of being a child actor and
like everyone always analyzing how you look.
And we all struggle with that type of stuff, right?
But like, I've now realized it doesn't matter how I think I look.
It's not really about how I look anymore.
Like I don't know if me getting all these steps in every day is the best thing for
for developing the type of physique that I want.
It's more like mental for me now.
It's like, I don't wanna walk these steps.
I was in rehearsal this morning.
We have this stream, like,
how am I gonna get that in and a workout today?
I don't know, but I'm gonna do it, because-
Thank you, that's what I struggle with,
is getting, how do I fit a workout into my schedule?
I'm so busy, I have content all day long.
I mean, technically you could find the Chico,
which is like your content can also be part of that.
So, when I take meetings, I go on walks.
We're in the gym right now, like we should just rip like 10 pull-ups for no reason.
Like it all adds up to come out of our actions.
You're saying incorporate the workouts into my content.
It's like most people have standing desks if they work from home and I would say the
best cheat code there is you just get like a little walking pad and before you know it
you walk like maybe it's not a lot but a mile adds up.
So it's better than sitting in a chair all day.
I mean most of the chats are like, like boring, boring.
I'm telling you like I'm getting older, I'm getting older.
You realize when you don't have your health you have nothing and I don't want to walk
I don't want to go to the gym every day. I don't want to do it, bro. Like it's actually
The gym sucks
Please
Iron 20,000 calories
I
Didn't know what mutton wasn't so recently. I was like, that's the weirdest
Of course you think that I'm usually some of the guys
pool table and we have like a racing simulator over there, a racing simulator, yeah, so it's like a steering wheel, you set it up and basically get in the car and it simulates real racing.
So whose idea was that and have you used this yet? Yes, we used it three times I think.
Okay, because I'm like think of all the things you could have in a house, racing simulator, it doesn't even occur in a car.
not racing it's more like basically you sit down and you can pick whatever car you
want and you can cut up in traffic like city lights one-of-one real steering in
traffic so we just sit here and cut up wow so you could almost not spend all the
money on the cars that you want and you could just kind of get it out of
your system yes yes it's literally exactly spot-on I don't need a $10
billion dollar a lot Ferrari. No. And right here we have, this is the movie theater. Oh
wow, it's like actually a theater theater. Yeah, it's a full-on theater. Who's watching
a movie? We are. I guess, yeah, we are. But yeah, we just watch like sports games in
the air. You watching any sports? Not much. Maybe if I'm betting on the game, but...
What would you... Like if you do bet, what would you bet on? Like, what sport?
Uh, probably basketball.
Oh god.
Are you not off?
Do you have a team?
Man.
No, I mean, it's hard to not, like, I grew up in California, right?
So like, Lakers, Lakers.
Like, I was a big Kobe fan growing up.
Like, met him when I was a kid.
It was like one of those moments that...
You met Kobe?
Bro.
I met Kobe. I still, like...
You don't even know him.
Yeah.
He was one of the only people I cried.
I have a tattoo of Kobe of his black mama with the halo of it for him, bro.
bro. He was like my idol. If you don't let me ask him, what about him do you feel like you resonated with?
I think it was obviously growing up. I don't know why I was, but I was just a Lakers fan growing up.
Like from when I was just a kid, I would have a Lakers jersey on Lakers shorts. So obviously him
being like the face of the Lakers, that was a big part of it. But I think it was also just
his demeanor. Like the way that he was portrayed online was just like everybody else in the
the NBA's having fun, they're going out,
not Kobe, he's in the gym, he's working hard.
Like just his like, his mindset almost
is what inspired me.
Cause I always had that mindset
for things that I cared about.
It was just like, that's tunnel vision almost.
And that's like, I don't even know.
He was just like, he was like a superhero to me.
You met him?
Yeah. Well, I asked because all those things
that you said, I felt the same way.
It was like, who are people that I could look to
that are like, if you work hard,
you can accomplish whatever you want.
You know, a lot of people say it,
but how many people actually do it?
You know what I'm saying?
And he was, and like, so I, I, I, I, wow.
I hosted this game award show where I presented an award.
I was like 12 or 13.
It was, it was called Hall of Game.
Does anyone remember Cartoon Network?
They had a thing called Hall of Game Awards
for like a couple of years,
and it was a sports award show.
And so I remember, this is the,
actually it's crazy thinking back to this.
I got off stage after I presented some award
and Shaq is like just standing there changing
into his new outfit or something
because he was the host of it.
And then I looked to my left and David Beckham's walking by
and we had just taken a photo
because at the time him and his kids loved
the Wimpy Kid films.
And I was a big David Beckham fan.
So I was just like, there's Shaq, there's Beckham.
I turned the corner and Kobe is literally about to leave
because he had just gone on stage
and I don't know, he had to travel somewhere.
And I told my rep, I was like,
I just need to meet him before he goes.
And where all these people, he took the time
to sign, take photos for the kids.
He took the time for the kids, and I was 12, 13, right?
And so my rep had a basketball for me,
because I knew that that's what I wanted before I got
into that room.
It was like, I want a photo with him and an autograph.
And we didn't have time to take a photo
because he had to get out.
He left, turned around, and he looked at me,
and he just pointed, and he told me to come there.
He took the ball, signed it,
and he put his hand on my shoulder and just looked at me.
I don't know if he like knew me from the films or something
or just was like, there's a kid that's got a dream
but never forgot that.
That is so safe.
Yeah.
Rest in peace to the goat man.
Rest in peace goat man.
That's crazy.
I really, I wish I would have met him.
It's moments like that.
That's why when, even like in today's world
like you're a streamer, I'm an actor, musician,
like those little moments,
like we all have a lot of things to do in our lives
a lot to think about and we're just human, but you never know the impact that you have
on anybody at any given moment. That's very true. That was 15 years ago and I'm talking
about it here, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, and it's probably gonna, people are gonna see
this now with a completely different opinion on Colby now, 15 years later. It was 20 seconds
of his time. He didn't have to do that. The guy's got a million things to think
about. Yeah. Chat, is it, is it adept in his room? Is it adept in there? Adept!
wild that chat we know he's in his room.
ADAPT!
Is he in there, Chad?
Yes.
ADAPT!
It's a month.
Wow, so this is what it's like, just...
ADAPT!
Do you want me to open the window?
Oh, yeah.
Is that the mall?
Purple.
What up, Chad?
Drop a thumbs up if you're having fun.
ADAPT!
Said every boomer.
ADAPT!
Adept!
Bro, I don't see anybody in there.
Oh, is that Greg Hathaway?
I think so. Who's Greg Hathaway?
Is that Greg Hathaway?
Yes, it's Greg Hathaway.
You'll see as the day goes on, people can walk around there.
It makes me want to start streaming. This is crazy.
Oh, shit!
What's up, bro? How you doing, bro?
I was like going for the dap and then we went for the handshake.
I'm giving him like a full house or so.
Just want to introduce you to the guys.
Yeah, pull up. You want to see where I'm at?
Yeah, let's see it, bruh.
Who am I?
That's my outfit?
In your dress, uh, like, uh, stepbrothers?
I'm Rowley.
Rowley?
Who's that?
From guy who's going to be kid?
My god.
Oh, he's acting, bruh.
No, I don't.
I thought he wore just underwear.
That's just underwear pants.
That would've been crazy.
He put the underwear on the head from that one.
Just underwear?
Right?
No, he wears this.
Oh man, you got the, that's the, oh, I'm gonna butcher it.
I saw that, like the life, wow, I can't speak right now.
It's a Joker.
Yeah, but it's like JD, some statue company, it's so sick.
Yeah, I have a bunch of collectibles just like this.
I got that, it's not toy, I'm a big Narasov fan.
Yeah, I actually finished, I started and finished it
this year, I actually loved it.
Man, Demon Slayer, you got all the goodies here, bro.
What is anime voiceless?
Of real.
What's your favorite?
It's crazy.
My favorite anime?
Yeah.
I mean, it's hard not to say definitely.
The whole film of the Loch Ness is amazing.
The black balance is so good.
I'm so glad I wanted to see my favorite Loch Ness here.
I had it.
But if you were really good, it's newer.
But essentially, this guy, if you like video games,
I grew up playing video games.
like this guy get tries to beat all the worst video games like ever and there's
this big triple a game that comes out and he's like no I'm not gonna do the
normal path like I'm just gonna like find my own way and so he goes in this
like no other so it's great I'm like so like my brain is up I can't even speak
right now I'm like I'm like if I say the wrong
Right now I'm screwed. It's overstepping
You guys do this all the time your brains
Jason what's up guys? Hey Zach? What's up dude? Hey? Oh you look way younger now
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Nice, right?
What am I free outfit?
Gabe Jason, 2017 Game War and Fit.
2017 Game War and Fit?
This is legendary.
Where would it have been Game War?
Game War.
Like I wore this in 2017.
It was kind of the style back then.
No, let's hold it.
Let's hold it.
Relax.
Wait, also wait, why are you wearing...
You said you want to see the reverse?
He hit me!
He hit me!!
He hit me!
This is like so Mostly to me
It's just that all of it in the air, yeah
She don't stop, yeah I need a fit
Dude I'm like in a TV show
TV show yeah, that's how it is oh my god yeah, I'm gonna cut to you right now, but good to meet you
Hey cheers, bro. Hi
Wait, do you know Matter Daddy? No
Matter Daddy, is that an editor? No, what is it?
This is an inside joke
No matter daddy, okay
Is this one of these things where like I'm supposed to repeat it and then it's something else?
No, it's matter-day.
Okay.
It's a matter-day.
You don't know what that is?
I don't know what that is, no.
You know it's wild, it's because I'm on camera, I'm like the whole time I'm like okay.
If I say something wrong it's gonna get clipped into a million pieces.
I have no idea.
Sometimes.
Like a part of me instinctually wanted to join in on whatever the heck they
were doing and I was like wait.
No.
But you're on okay, so I'm gonna be honest normally that that was definitely over simulated for the first 20 minutes of being here
Oh my gosh
Yeah, it's like I'm talking about some anime and then all of a sudden there's three cameras in my face
We're indoors and he's wearing snow gear like this is and we're in California
I was gonna do a desktop, desktop.
You, when you were with me on, you were on IRL, right?
Yeah, dude, how did you do this?
My brain, I'm still like back in that room.
I'm like.
Yeah, it moves quick.
Oh my God.
Yeah, imagine you don't know anything about streaming
and you pull up to the house
and you have Jason the Ron whipping in May-Main,
a dad talking about his toys
and three cameras like this in your face.
Frankly, that was also super fun.
Like, I was like, the whole time I was like,
man, you guys just must have a blast all the time.
Yeah, we, it's pretty much, why is my mic at zero?
Hello?
Wait, can you guys hear me?
Uh-oh.
Oh, this is the famous Twitch shot,
where you see the room.
Yes.
And you can put it in the camera.
So this is, this is, no,
compared to, like, who was the first guy named?
But I'm not.
Yeah, that's always actually Alex. Okay, so
Alex adapt whatever
What's up, bro? Thanks for the room tour. Yeah, he was really really mellow
You're actually a good middle ground like okay, ah
Well, I don't know I didn't mean it like any
This is kind of nice like there was no real mellow and then there was like
high intensity and now we're just like okay I'm like whoa we're back okay we're
doing I chat I don't know it's not I think when you turn when you got the other
might go in this one
Is that better?
Wait, let me see.
Hello?
I was like, what are you holding?
Oh, so big? Okay.
So you told me you make music.
So I set up FL Studio with a mic
if you wanted to make a song.
Holy shit.
I don't know how to use just the software,
But I I personally I make music. Oh, dude. Yeah, we should like for fun. Just see if we can finish song
Oh exactly exactly what I have but yeah, I I make you I I do sing it a little bit
Yeah, I could show you like a little here. This is this is what I do. So I have what type what's that music? Um?
Just like pop a little bit of rap mixed in but for the most part I just do like karaoke stuff
Like I'll show you
I feel like you could rap.
I can rap, yeah I can rap.
But I'll do something more like,
like, um, you feel it's a good...
Hey Yo Chat, has anyone heard him rap?
Someone said, please don't do it.
No, wait, why?
I'm so...
Oh my gosh.
Y'all, why are you being so...
Sucks, come on!
So I'm gonna show you.
Like, just what happened, like,
they're kind of high, then I'm on it.
So this is the kind of beat of my life, wait.
Same head but it feels just a little bit bigger now
Our song on the radio but it don't sound the same
Please throw me right now
When our friends talk about you all it does is just tear me down
because my heart breaks a little when I hear your voice it all just sounds like
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You're trolling me, Brad.
Leave me alone trolling you.
You're trolling me.
RING!
You thought you were gonna get better?
Were you waiting for me to get better?
You know what's interesting is within that,
I can tell that you actually can carry a tune.
I wonder if you worry, it's like,
there's something about that.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, please, please tell me.
You actually think that I can, like, if I,
okay, I'm gonna be completely honest with you,
I was trolling.
But, like, I was trolling about being good,
and that was my actual singing.
No.
I actually think within that,
if you take out a little bit of like that,
like trying to throw a little bit.
I actually think you can sing.
I really do.
Yes!
Oh my God!
It's just about singing.
I've been wanting to get vocal lessons.
Like actually, because when I was a kid,
when I could hear someone just sing,
I'm so impressed by it because I could never sing.
So, okay, I have a song, I'll show you the song.
That would be a great flex for you.
Like, you were at 300 pounds, right?
You lost a lot of weight, like, you're in the gym,
now you can sing.
Now you seem to be able to do like a backflip.
How'd you do a backflip?
Oh my god.
So, okay, well, that's more than a backflip than I can do.
Show him this clip of you.
How is that possible?
I don't know.
I shouldn't have to do this show.
But I'll never do it.
Oh!
Gosh, bro.
That was the, that was a jump scare.
Okay, I don't know why.
That, that, I don't know why.
I'm dead, bro.
I don't know why.
Let's y'all continue, send that one!
I'm so scared.
Sometimes, okay, so we call those crack attacks.
Oh, actually, I'm gonna give you some general torch knowledge.
This is the chat.
You probably, looking at this chat, have no clue what you're looking at right now, right?
Well, I mean, a lot of people are just commenting, right?
Because I've seen TikTok live.
So this right here is like, these are all emotes.
Ignore this one.
Wow.
Ignore that one.
Okay, guys, stop putting that.
You know what, you know what, bro?
Can I just say something?
You're actually really funny.
Really?
Yeah, you actually are.
Thank you.
I think sometimes Twitch,
it's not that Twitch gets a bad rap,
but Twitch is like missing a shit.
Streaming agenda.
And you know something,
like you actually are entertaining.
Like I'm having fun watching you sing.
That actually means a lot.
I'm laughing genuinely, like.
That actually means a lot.
Thank you.
That's what I'm trying to do.
Come on here and make people smile and laugh.
Hey, yeah, he's funny, right?
I actually think he's funny.
You see, they're all gonna say no.
But that's the fun of it, right?
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everyone used to join in and everyone likes the underdog.
So if they can hate on you, but they love you, you know?
Yes, you know.
You have a really good way with words.
Thank you, I appreciate that.
I feel like public speech, I don't know how to explain.
Chad, you know what I'm trying to say?
Like you have a really good way with getting,
I don't know how to explain, very articulate.
and getting your point across and very well-spoken.
If I went to a TED Talk or a public speaking,
and I could actually sit there and listen to you speak
for like two hours about real life things.
So how do I spin this?
How do I turn that into my next business?
Twitch streaming, public speaking.
That, I'm being serious.
If you went live even just twice a week
with talking about real life issues
or like mental health or things people struggle with,
I would sit there doing the wash and do the pin.
Oh my gosh, what could y'all possibly have been?
Tell him to check this out.
We're having a serious conversation, what?
Oh my gosh.
Whole lot of askings get it shown y'all.
You know what's crazier about that
is the fact that you actually took that photo.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You've heard about the AI, it's a plan.
A.I. is a play.
Oh my God, he's pulling up the A.I.
A.I. is a play.
You picked the tie six four years ago.
You picked the tie six four years ago?
He said that.
Jeff, I'm saying we caught you, bro.
It was before that.
I'll tell you the real story.
Bro's got a folder in his phone.
I'm like, 10 of these.
I'm not like 10 of them.
Oh, man.
Now I'm just out of myself because you said four years
ago.
I'm part of the chat right now, bro.
I just counted myself.
All right, it was three years ago.
And I was living in a studio apartment in Dallas,
just starting streaming.
Someone said, it's a deleted folder.
I'm dead, bro.
Yo, chat, why are you all in my hands?
It was not for $25.
That's not true.
Oh my gosh.
It was not 25, I got only at the courthouse.
Right, let's kill you.
You took him on to my dad's bed.
I did not take him to my dad's bed!
Hell no!
Oh, all right, we're done.
We're done.
Whoa!
It was not $25.
I got offered $2,000 to take that picture and post it on Twitter.
And that, at the time, was three months right for me.
Dude, that's a lot of money.
I don't care what people say, man.
That's a lot of money.
Yeah.
4K?
I might have a 4K.
Look, I'm not going to judge you, bro.
What the heck?
Oh my gosh.
Bro, are we alone in this room?
Oh my gosh.
We're alone in this room with a butt stuff on.
This guy.
No, I
You're funny man
I dabble in here and there
That's why
That's ashtray
So here and there
Okay
You smoke a little
Why that ashtray?
I just got it
Isn't it cool?
It's supposed to be a butthole
And then it says butt stuff
All of this is being filmed
Like this is crazy
Everything is happening
And it's all live
I can't get it off
That's kind of the issue I have sometimes
Such a great laugh
Man, you know, that's the best medicine in life.
You're not even laughing?
Look at me.
I don't know why I'm bringing it back to something
philosophical.
Laughing, man.
So good.
That was so funny.
Thank you for that.
That wasn't me.
That was the chat.
They pulled that picture up.
Wow, that was just, that was so fun.
I had no idea what I was getting into today.
I was like, oh, OK.
Wait, what did you expect, actually?
I really like to go in no expectations.
I feel like I can kind of handle my own.
Because I don't want to come and judge somebody
for what they do.
But honestly, I just have no expectations.
I think that's sometimes in life it's the best thing you can do.
Just come in, no judge you see.
I can't get that out of my head, bro.
And the thing is they're just sending more clips
and I don't want to clip them because I
I don't know what they are.
Oh, this was me.
This was me a year ago.
Bro, I'm so annoyed, bro.
Come on.
I nearly ordered a chicken salad.
And I got as much as I should.
I get this, bro.
I got a salad.
Shaq, I ordered a salad.
And he said we'd ditch all the home.
But, bro, I knew.
Yeah, that was me before I lost weight.
I think I was like 280 here, maybe.
But at my peak, at my peak, wait here, I'll show you.
This is the cheesiest thing ever,
I'm getting emotional.
Really?
Wait, why?
I feel things very deeply, so I'm not sad.
Am I okay?
I'm great.
Oh, okay.
I'm just proud of you.
Thank you, bro.
Well, that's sad. It's so tough. We go from that.
They're a great guy. I just feel things very deeply, so I'm not crying because I'm sad.
you feel that?
Yeah.
It's so tough.
Because every day, I feel like I, this is so cheesy.
No, it's not cheesy.
Not a lot of people get a chance to touch.
Cheeks touch, actually.
No, it's just like, look at me trying to deflect.
It's just so tough every day to show up.
Like, you know, the gym, we live in a society where it's
like everyone is trying to just say,
you're okay to where you are.
And it's not that you're not great the way you are,
but I feel like we can always,
we should always start to be the best for the other side.
Try to do better than we're gonna be at the core.
That's it.
Anyway, sorry y'all.
Let's go back to those photos.
You're good.
Wait, hold on a minute.
I was joking.
Oh, the butt.
Yeah.
Always gonna keep it real.
Well, you're gonna make that.
I really like you bro. You're a great guy and you know why I'm telling you so genuine
but I genuinely like I actually I don't know you but I feel like I've gotten a
good vibe for you so far on the what but like you actually are a good dude too
and I don't say actually because I didn't expect you to be but it was like
I was saying twitch has this stigma and yeah people kind of I don't want to
to say use but mutually try to benefit from getting clips of our moments but I
genuinely feel like I'm like we're just hanging. Yeah. That's right. That's how I
want to feel for anybody who comes on stream. It's just like hanging out. It's not anything.
Someone's been broke crying because of how fat you were as well. That is not why I was crying.
I was crying because it's so hard when the world, when you constantly don't
feel good about, or maybe you don't feel good about yourself, you know. I'm
I'm saying in his case, he wanted to change, right?
Yeah.
And so the fact that he had all the energy
to wake up and do it.
It's probably a part that you can resonate with
because you were on such a platform
and all these people eyes on you from such a young age,
like you said.
Probably why it affected me so much.
Yeah.
I feel like I always kind of wear a mask.
Maybe that's why I speak so articulately.
It's like I'm always on, speaking of being simulated,
like as a kid, you know, phones were coming up,
you hold a drink and someone takes a photo of you,
like, you know, you say the wrong thing,
maybe you want to ask a girl out
because you think she's pretty and she rejects you
or maybe she says, yeah, so she doesn't like you,
everyone knows and if she does,
it's only because you're an actor.
Why would she dislike you for a year?
I'm just saying, it's not for me, like it's not.
Like, I wouldn't change a thing.
I'm very proud and I'm grateful
and it's led me to be the man that I am today,
but I'm just saying that like,
no one really talks about,
and it's not so much acting.
Like, even if you're in the entertainment world,
like you're an actor, you're a streamer, you're,
it's the same thing.
No one kind of talks about like how you navigate that.
And a lot of people just, yeah.
They're like, burying all their stuff.
Just going in, look at that.
It's really, I actually just had,
two days ago on stream, I did a,
I was drunk as lazy ones to eat this whole thing.
It's like, dude, that would've made me upset seeing that.
But now today, I just see her in my bed.
Yeah, no, I'm saying we're having fun like no one. Yeah, it's just
school
Mike it shouldn't be quite
Hello
Ches my good, it's not okay, so I was getting sure it's fine. Okay. All right, so this is a song I made with
Another streamer
Let me know this is the actually trying to be rapping
So this is her singing, she's really good, yeah she's really good.
I'm telling you, I really, so the thing about me before I play it, the thing about me is,
my sound is not that good, but I like, I'm very good at thinking about lyrics and bars.
I can be a ghost writer for like Drake.
But this is me rapping here.
Where you going, Captain?
I've been on that plane again, I got a gay life tonight.
Oh, why'd I get this mind?
Oh, my mind, she been on my mind all the time.
Gotta stop worrying, my grind, it's not fell off.
Bitch, I'm in my prime.
Yeah, I'm in the studio on a trip with Yonah.
Got my house paid off, and I did it for my mama.
Looking at my bank account and all I see is commas.
I was gonna say downstairs and I was talking about voiceover. You naturally have a unique voice.
What's weird is, I don't know, I mean you said you smoke weed but it's almost sounds like you smoke,
but not in like a, in a bad way, like you have a rasp to your voice that people can't really replicate.
And I would actually not lean into it like play into it more, but I almost like I want you to keep rapping
And I'm gonna it's your progression is gonna be insane because you already have like you have a good voice
You have a good sense for rhythm. I
Just want to hear you say more
Like speaking of that
This thing is track. Yes. So this is it. So this is a diss track. I made with Ron
You just met the other room.
This is me and him, we made a district.
We're on other streets.
We're so far down from the road.
Yeah.
Papa wanted to beat that beat like a kid.
You feel it like a death because I slide, then I gasp.
Get it out the park and call me 50 minutes or make you call me
broke, got a hundred dollar brand deal.
A hundred dollar brand deal.
Yeah, we're coming in the other room.
Not gonna play games.
Jason, I'mma punch you in the face.
You look like an alien.
But the thing about this is here, I'll show you the line
Everybody talks about like everybody talks about this line. It's it honestly you articulate like on the put like when you said like
I don't want to be Jason. I'll put you in the face whatever
Mickey like
There's a the more that you rap
The more you're gonna throw it away right now. You're hitting your words and it sounds good
But the more you rap
Like the more the more I rap the more it's gonna sound like better like kind of like
to progress that better is subjective because you can listen back and go man I
actually there was something beautiful about when I didn't know how to rap you
know I'm saying like so I don't want to use the word better here but I I I picture
you like kind of just like this isn't I mean I'm trying to find the word it's
not great but like when you kind of just throw it in the wind you don't
worry like they call it cursive singing like well you're not actually saying
the words so he's calling you asked yes I'm not it's not what he's saying
jazz and all he's saying, he's saying I have potential. Yeah. I mean, like, even the top
singers are still working on their technique and changing how they sing. Like, this isn't,
you know, there's no criticism here. In fact, like, sometimes I listen to when I thought I
sucked or when sucked isn't the right word. Like, when I was green, when I was new to the,
the, like, music singing world. And because I didn't have technique, there were things
that I was doing that I can't do now because I'm too focused on equality. So,
So I'm not saying that, I believe in documenting where you're at, release it, and you're naturally
going to get better and better meaning like maybe you'll try something new.
So you're saying I have to, like basically, what do you say in chat is I have to fully
get into music?
I think you should.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah.
It's crazy as I've been saying that I have the potential, I just have to fully
go in.
I need to get a vocal coach practicing, and just fully go in.
This guy keeps saying, Lacey, don't eat him.
Man, y'all are wild.
I think that's with anything.
And I believe that, I mean, you're a testament to that.
Like, look where you are.
Oh, my God.
That's so funny.
I just played poker with that girl.
Who?
The one on the bottom.
Dixie DeNiel?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, you did that. I was supposed to play in Vegas, but I played in the last one, but I didn't want to play this one.
I made the final table.
Who said that? Wait, I want to show you this bar.
He's not catching that kick. Someone...
Is it right here? This?
People were raving about this. I had rappers, record labels hitting me up about this specific flow in this bar, because you actually have potential after we heard this.
She went around in the back of the truck, let her go see if she can wreck her own nut.
Where'd she be stuck if she said we didn't know?
If she not fucking in there come with us, don't come with us, don't come with us.
If you're not paid, you're not on the bus.
Or did it fear you that it's coming out?
It's coming up, it's coming up.
Fuck you, man.
You ain't right, you're a twerp.
Fuck you, bitch.
Yes, you ain't got no money.
Fuck you, pretty.
Oh
So I'm storming that mountain, I'm breaking your doors
Money's a career, I'm gonna score
Feelin' like this is a money's important
I'm chillin' with city, I got my reward
I'm gonna live, I'm gonna glory
So I'm gonna push you down, I feel as if it's a fish
Okay, that was exactly the last part, when you just kept blowing
I was waitin' for that
That was my favorite part
Okay, that's, that's...
I don't know what all that, I don't know what all that beef was in the beginning
I was trying to latch under that. I'm like, okay, I believe what he's saying, but then the moment it wasn't about like, I need you to hear what I'm saying. And it was just when I was just really flowing on that. That was, yeah, I think there's this and I want to hear you need wrap no one here.
your music talents. Oh shit, let's put me on the spot. Please, I gotta hear it,
because I feel like they showed me a clip earlier of you singing. Oh. It was a YouTube
short and you were really good. Oh. I want to hear like you play the guitar and sing.
Let's do it. Actually, we should write something. That would be super fun. We can actually do it.
Honestly, we should run it. It would be fun. I like that.
Wait, I'll get you to the talk here.
Thank you, bro.
It's actually crazy, too, because Jason just left the other room.
He actually just started playing the guitar.
Dude, this is a perfect example of, I wouldn't even worry about thinking
something bitter about everyone's trying to get better at new skills.
Everyone's always, it's going to take time, document it.
You're already doing it.
I'm going to be able to say it.
Like I think that's sick. I think all should just be like making music that's what we're trying to do
We're trying to mention Chad tell Jason to get his guitar and pull up
Can you please talk him out of being a musician? Oh, please don't
too late for that
I'm talking about me. Oh
Say fuck me out. Hey, no, here's the thing ladies and gentlemen
Life is so short. Okay. Like I know we're all young and we have all this time
And you just realize like when you don't explore
experimental things that you think you could be good at
but you're afraid that you're gonna suck
or someone's gonna think you sound bad
or you're embarrassed about what people are gonna think,
you're gonna regret it.
And trust me, the way to regret it.
It's better to live with at least trying it
and being bad at it than it is to regret
and never even trying.
And one thing about everything that I like to say a lot
is skills in hobbies and talents take time to build, you know?
It's a temple that you have to build up.
And Italy wasn't built overnight.
Italy wasn't built overnight.
I've never heard that one before.
I might need guitar pick right here, boy.
I don't have one.
But we could start small.
Chad and Jason have guitar picks?
I don't know if he uses picks.
Let's talk about what we...
Hanging out in the basses room, saw some really weird pics.
Not sure what to think about.
People keep saying, tell them about tap caps.
I don't know what that is yet.
I don't know what that is
Is that a typewriter?
This isn't an item
But I like how it looks here
Ooh
Wow, my pitch
No, you're not!
I'm not a pitcher
Ooh
I'm not a pitcher
Ooh
Wait, we're on that
Ooh
That's actually right, so let me know.
We should wait.
Can you do any like songs?
Yeah, songs you can play that I can hear.
Yeah.
One that my most listened to, it's called Time Bomb.
Time Bomb?
And...
Stop, please, stop, Lacey.
Y'all, everyone's gonna sound bad at some point.
I don't think he sounds bad.
I think if you just own it, like, you're gonna be good.
You know what, dancing is something I'm really insecure about.
Okay, like straight up, I feel like I look really, I look so foolish.
And all the advice I get from people to dance, oh my gosh.
Don't tell me, like, did you have a phase where you did like break dancing?
I got news for you.
Oh my gosh.
I got news for you.
No.
I actually, I have a little bit of a different version of dancing.
Can you show you the way I dance?
Come on, you better get out of the camera!
You're gonna be the best job in the fucking world.
Watch that word.
It's a trigger warning.
Oh!
Oh, girl!
Oh, man!
Come on, dude!
You just want to compete for best guitarist in the house.
Bro, you got me already.
Nah.
You need to kick as well?
Bro, this guy's got it.
You need to kick what happened to the...
The snowboard here.
Jason's muted?
You're muted.
No, no.
You're muted.
I'm not muted.
You're muted.
I don't know.
How would I be muted if you're muted, too, man?
You're saying tell Jason he's muted.
Jason's muted.
How am I muted here?
Oh, so it's all muted, man.
Is it actually?
It's all muted.
Oh, you have to always be muted.
So when I dance, I'm bad at dancing, too.
So I put my screen like this so it doesn't look like it.
Holy nose.
Hey.
See?
Dude's so boomer.
That's what I do.
I've been saying that a lot, boomer.
a lot boomer I'm 28 so I'm almost even at all I'm almost a boomer 30s of
the year I think it's coming all right
I can't see this oh you want to hear my sense yeah actually I was telling him
like I wanted to join in on whatever the heck you were doing and then I realized
there were three cameras in my face and I was like you guys must have so much fun
I was telling him like just just a lot of fun and silly goofiness around in house every day man
dude literally I'm happy for you guys that's awesome and you're making some
of the people happy too like even though they're just like ragging on you
bro but like that's the fun of it you know what he's just saying they're
He's gonna like
It all came full circle like you know
Your arms actually please don't mute girl please I'm not like actually I'm not sure what runs
Kiss me slowly, it's the sweetest thing, and it don't change, if I had it my way, you would know that you are.
The coffee that I've seen in the morning, you look such an unfriend when it's pouring.
Won't you give yourself to me? Give it all.
You know that one or not on my Daniel Caesar?
Please, laughing.
You better cry.
Oh, you missed it, bro. I didn't cry straight out.
Um, in a good way.
Honestly, dude, you guys are really growing on me.
I think he almost got up and left.
No, I didn't. I would watch this.
Wait, you know, do you know Lusano?
Yeah, yeah.
He's really good. He's starting to freestyle singing. He's actually good.
I mean, uh, thank you. I appreciate that.
But, uh, yeah, that's, that's, that's part of it, right?
Yeah.
I was actually your plant. What are the chords for that?
You you you pluck that I pluck this we're gonna keep it simple
I don't know the lyrics.
There you're the best part
I don't know what to expect
The progress is really good for three days. I was watching
It's tough. For those of you that have or haven't played guitar
It takes years really just to build the calluses
And like you can carry the tune right fast
It's like a product
You're underway bro. I mean I'm also like not that I am the person that gives you the property title but I think you are.
No I'm not. I think you are bro.
Wait, you know what?
That's a great song dude.
That's hard? Yeah.
What do you think about starting like doing actual live concerts with it?
Because he's gonna start doing the guitar, I'm gonna get vocal messings.
Oh what was that?
You said play rich, huh?
He said play rich, huh?
I was scared of the dissin' the dog
See, he's got a voice too.
I was scared of pretty cosy started conversations
All my friends are turning green
You know what?
You know you actually like you forget singing voice underneath underneath like a little bit of the comp like you do have a good
Yeah
That's good people love gestures
But what you know what are the core I need to know the core
Okay, I think it's A minor, right?
A minor, G, A minor.
And you play this like, play that twice.
I'm gonna live.
That's right around the corner.
We should actually write like a
they see
oh
no one was singing about the
just over here in the room
someone tapping and singing lyrics
oh, what?
out tapping and singing some lyrics
me and Jason brought a nice pick
I don't know why I have such a small dick.
Ooh.
You know what the goal should be?
When you guys have a show, or I have a show, like in a, not this next one, I have a show next week in LA.
But in a couple of months, you all practiced it.
Like it would be really cool to play that for like a crowd of like 500 people.
That'd be hard, yeah.
But like I'm saying like if you made it a goal to like genuinely play this part
If you made it a goal
As an oak sure I mean I think I think you guys said a goal to like we want to lock in on this song by this date
Whether you have your own show or something
But no, it's good like a deadline is good. Yeah, you know like whether you're creative
I feel like the biggest weakness is like it's easy to get lazy and be like
I'll just practice a little bit, but if you're like...
Actually, I'm okay with that.
I have to show up. I have to be good.
Otherwise, I'm just gonna look like a fool.
Yeah, I know.
But there's not a demographic at all.
So, it's just like genuine people in the crowd listening to the songs.
Yeah, I know.
And it's like a whole different, like, audience that would do it here.
That actually could, like, start, like,
possibly be a singer, you see what I'm saying.
Um, yeah, so, you wanna make music, too?
Well, y'all are making music?
Oh, no, I mean, yeah, in general.
But I was just asking about you in general.
Oh, yeah, have a couple of songs.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Yeah, for sure.
Let's play.
Come on, my favorite, personally.
All right, is it like a troll?
Is it like a troll?
Okay.
I'm the one for me, I feel it in my soul
That's not a lost control
I kept looking out my phone
I let it get the best of me
And made you feel alone
When I want you to talk for hours too
So carry my favorite flower
I want someone I'd be in a shower
I was so loving in the show
You had a kiss, you gave me so much power
You're the slushy thing you're not allowed to do
Different shades of light are setting better
Let's go to Kennedy's of Sushi
Pop on the train and see my full sheet
Starts laying king, it caught me pokey
Let's watch the stars set like a movie
Let's go to Panini's, I'm so sheep
Yeah, so he actually makes like rules
Yeah
You would, dude, you could, I have like this vision of you playing shows at like colleges
Like, but not like a USC, USC or like a Santa Barbara
Like, I could see you
Or a UC Irvine
Maybe, I don't know, I don't know if the joke is there
Oh, that's not a joke
Oh, actually?
Uh, yeah, no, like, I would have played that like crazy when I was like just trying to connect and feel like things need to slow down when I was like 20, 21.
Do you like the song?
I think it's a lot.
Show him C side? I think he's showing C side or a bit?
No, I think he's showing C side or a bit.
I don't know if y'all are trolling me, but I actually, I like it.
No, he's a high like you too.
Which one is it, Jay?
I
It's good. The other one I really liked it.
You like you like paper clown. I like I heard your voice. Well your voice sounds really nice. Yeah
guitar is nice
Yeah
I like that like I'm excited to hear more that
Bro straight up like that this is perfect like you're learning guitar now like
I'm trying to learn this like like you see the tape. That's genuine effort. I don't know the notes though, but
But, bro, everybody starts somewhere.
Everybody starts somewhere.
I hate when people are like, they're too afraid
to let people see, I mean, I guess I'm talking
about myself too, by the way, look in the mirror, bro.
Like you're too afraid to let people see you not
come off as Paul extra perfect.
Like, how can you relate to that?
Like, even in the AI days, where everything's gonna be,
I watch YouTube videos and I'm like,
wait, this isn't even a person talking.
Like, and I just wanna turn it off.
So I think the more we can just mess up
and look human and just be human because we all are like,
you know, like related to the process.
Yeah, for sure.
So I'm still true to you.
And I have a vision to be like playing guitar,
like on a stool, at a college.
Stool, maybe.
I mean, it doesn't even necessarily be college,
but like, I can see like people just like wanting
to go there to live and just get away
from all the creativeness of studying and finally get.
Yeah.
Thank you.
I know what you're saying.
I appreciate that.
It'll come, bro.
You'll get more of it, doesn't it?
I'm gonna have a...
Bada...
You don't fall, babe...
You just do this, babe.
You don't fall.
I was gonna...
Hey, are you cool?
Yeah, for sure.
I don't smell.
Dude, that's a good...
I want to see that like do Matt like he's gonna have this thing bastard
Hey, thanks homie I want to hear I want to hear your song. Can you do it live? Yeah? Yeah, for sure. It's called time bomb. Yes
Oh my gosh, here we go.
Actual talent, Chad.
Little context, I got my heart absolutely annihilated
a couple of years ago.
And I thought, oh, what happened?
I just, you know, I wasn't a good partner.
Neither was she, but I think I kind of just blame myself.
You know, yeah.
And I think as you get older, you realize, like,
it's their fault, right?
They're the problem.
And then you kind of have to take accountability and go,
maybe I was actually the problem.
Mm.
And then you realize, you'll always love them in some way.
And holding on to anger and resentment
is just a waste of time.
But this was for a time model.
I don't drink when I go out.
I like to sing good night in the crowd.
When my suit ain't tied to me, I leave it for you, girl, I'm right here, here, here, here
Here's the line everyone loves.
Now I'm gonna watch a movie.
Then sporty, drop your two-push and I'll toy that I sit down with you.
There you go.
I want to burn a t-shirt that she gave me
I could cheat it but she didn't want to treat me
Cause you're a ticking time bomb
And baby I'm a fuse
And you're the only one who
Wants to see us lose
And when you said you loved me
You knew it wasn't true
But even though you lied to me
I'm still not over you, I'm still not over you
What are you gonna stop there, Blake?
Damn!
That's, that's crazy!
Oh, bro, thank you, man. I appreciate it.
Damn, not hit like, ah, you wrote that like about a real life experience too.
It means a lot. I could tell these are long when they're singing it too.
You're really good, dude.
They're so talented. What do I do, man?
Bro, you know what? I wanna take a step back and say I can go,
What do you do, like your talent too, like I don't think you realize so many people.
And I think I've started to understand this has gotten a little bit.
We were talking about like $2,000 used to be like rent for you.
Like that's a lot of money, bro.
Like people are out there struggling.
We're all looking to laugh.
We're all looking to be entertained.
Kind of just get an escape from what's going on.
I am, bro.
Like, you know, like I try to, I need a break sometimes.
And I'm always comparing myself to other people.
Like what do you do?
Like what I was saying earlier, I was laughing my ass off just hanging with you.
That is, that's value, bro.
I'm sure you're saying that's my talent.
I mean, that's one of your talents.
You know, you're rapping now too, right?
Like, yeah, like you're going to pick up an instrument,
probably eventually, if Jason's picking something up,
you will also pick one up.
It's another one.
So like, don't say yourself short.
And I think that's also me talking to myself too.
It's like, did you play any other instruments or just guitar?
Guitar, mostly.
I can play a little bit of piano,
but trying to carry a piano from state to state
is a nightmare.
Oh yeah, that's what you get.
Do you want to play any instruments?
Um, I could play a little quarter.
Someone said you're probably good at eating.
Ha ha ha ha.
Um, yeah.
Che, why do y'all always be on me, bro?
That's what they call in comedy, the callback,
or you bring back a Jeff that you know already hit.
They always do that.
Have Ron play the piano?
Yes, so Ron plays the piano.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm going to show you the house.
So he raps and put that's a piano.
Ron does everything.
Ron sings, plays the piano.
Oh, he's down in the kitchen right now.
Wait, please.
He's in his room.
That's crazy.
You guys are just all live.
Yeah, so this is what it looks like.
I'll show you right now.
This is literally the house.
So we're right here.
Then Ron is in the kitchen with Adapt and Jason.
And then Silky.
Honestly, probably don't really know where Silky's at.
Probably sleeping?
Silky's probably sleeping.
He's like, freeway.
Silky.
Yeah.
So does that one have nicknames?
Yeah.
Well, Ron is his real name.
Jason's his real name.
Adapt is a nickname.
Silky's a nickname.
and then Lacy's a nickname.
Lacy's a nickname?
Yes, I'm a real name.
My real name's Nick.
Really?
What made you go with Lacy?
It was my dog's name.
Dog store, huh?
No, no, no.
He's passed, what, a year ago?
No, no, eight months ago.
Nicholas's might be Nicholas.
So yeah.
Oh no, that's all good.
Happens, you know.
Life comes and goes.
But yeah, I've decided to make my name Lacy after her.
I don't even know why I just remember I was making an Xbox gamer tag and made a leasing
I was like I don't like to be really emotional you know something I don't even know why I
named my name I don't know why I don't know why show show them your painting okay yeah
hold on I just noticed you have a freezer in your
freezer that was my dog oh yeah what breed is that German Shepherd
I was lacing Marlin, but Marlin's not here, Jack.
Why would you, are we gonna get another?
Did I get another dog?
Yeah.
Did I get another dog?
Mario?
Oh no, no.
All right, so I did get another dog.
Okay.
But there's a little bit of a story behind it.
So I got another dog and then I was eight months in,
Jane Kearra the dog, great time, phenomenal dog.
And I started like traveling a lot.
And then I had to board the dog for two weeks.
And I had to go here to do this stream,
go here to do this event, go here to do this stream.
And it got to a point where I was like,
dog's not, doesn't have a set owner.
It's just getting boarded every two weeks.
It's in a content house with six people running around
screaming, so I flew the dog back home to my parents
in Pennsylvania, and now he lives in a house.
He has a backyard in the playing,
and another dog will play with these with my parents.
And I get to go home and see him when I go home.
And people like that mad at me for that,
but I feel like that was the responsible thing to do
because the dog was not living the life that he deserved at all.
Well, it's more like, yes, that's true.
And your life isn't necessarily conducive to being able to have that.
Exactly.
And I thought it was.
And I thought that I'd be fine doing it, and it would be OK.
And I made an impulsive decision and got the dog.
And then after eight months, I was like, damn,
it's just not fair to him.
It's not fair to him.
He's going to this border for two weeks while I travel.
Then I come home, see him for three days.
And then before I know it, I've
I gotta go to Florida for this and then he's being watched by this person.
I was like, it's just not good for the dog.
Man, well, I mean, it sounds like it was the best case scenario.
It was, he's so happy now.
And I got to see him a couple of months ago.
He's doing great, he loves it there.
He goes outside, he runs around in the yard.
He has another dog to play with, so Gekko's.
Yeah, he was Gekko's, he was Gekko's.
He's a sweet man.
Also, can I like hit the restroom really quickly?
Of course, yeah, yeah, just right there.
I totally forgot when I got here.
I'd like a two hour drive.
Two hours?
One of my players lives far away,
so I'm gonna rehearse for the show.
Oh, wow.
One fun thing, but then we're rehearsing in Delho,
so that's what you do.
Delho.
Do you wanna holler with me?
Oh.
I didn't flush my shit.
No, I don't know what you did in the mic chat.
I don't know.
Hello?
Are you adding it to your OBS?
Hello?
It's Ben Good, has it?
It's so low when you talk casually.
They came a long way.
Do you want me to switch it to a different one?
What?
Um, no, I mean, it should be fine.
I don't know why it's doing this.
No, guys, that's not, that's not, I'm not rallying.
I'm not rallying.
What?
It's quiet.
You literally are.
So it's, so it's not good right now.
So it's not good right now.
It's not good right now.
It's quiet, it's quiet, you literally are.
So it's not good right now.
They were too far?
I don't know why he's doing that.
It's been fine, I would've, damn Chad,
he's so good at singing.
He's such a good dude too, bro.
He's actually such a great guy.
He's so nice.
Wait Chad, should we do this?
Should we do this?
It's been this low it hasn't wait. What is this?
You have a toe high dynamic range on the mic compress it so it makes it more even
What does that even mean son?
Polar pattern
Wow, it's like a break from a stimulation.
Wait, I got something that we should do.
Okay, let's hear it.
I want to do one of these.
At least a few pages.
You've never done this.
You've never done a do-it-yourself book?
Never.
What?
I know.
All right, wait.
What was your favorite?
Okay.
What was your favorite diary that you did?
You have to have a favorite.
Yeah, you know, I have two answers to this.
My favorite one, I mean it's hard not to go with the first one just because it really did change my life and I had no idea and I just think the film was just so well done, so lucky bro.
Because it just could have gone so many other ways.
But the third one was the most fun to film because we just rented out a theme park for like the cranium shape of the ass.
So for me and the guy who plays my dad Steve's on and a couple of the cast members
We would like after filming we go to his hotel and like we all play red dead redemption and like Call of Duty
Oh, so just like the filming it was just yes. Yeah, so my favorite film is the first one
But most of the fans I meet they love Roger rules. Yeah, everybody in the chest. They're saying Roger
Yeah, it's like personally my favorite was Roger fools, too
I just liked the dynamic of
of when you guys like when you went to summer camp like you or you were like at the country club pretending to have a job and
Just or that was dog days
That's dog dog. That's my favorite. I like dog days
Cuz like I don't know that one's when I think of the country club scenes and when you guys went camping like that's just my favorite one personally
Yeah, do you talk to your folks a lot my parents? Yeah, yeah
Sometimes people don't so I kind of tread lightly but I feel like each movie represents a different relationship first one's friendship
Right so Greg and Raleigh. Yep us, right?
Roderick and Greg brothers in the second one. Yep, and then dad and son. Yeah parents in the third one
Depending on how like you grew up and what your relationship is with your friends your brother's your family
You have a different relationship with each of the films
I'm going to switch to the mic.
Jeff, switch to the mic real quick.
Give me a sec.
Hyper quadcast two.
Is that better, guys?
Cool friend. Hey bro, you weren't kidding about the Kobe.
No, I'm a huge Kobe fan. Love him.
Yeah, that's right.
Way better, okay.
We're back. Okay, way better, way better.
Yes, so do you keep in touch with like, with any of the cast or Rowley or anyone?
Yeah, so I saw someone ask that in there. Shout out to whoever asked that in the chat.
Basically, the guy who plays Rowley, I am seeing this weekend.
So I'm playing a show in Tennessee this weekend, and I do these things where I'll go to like
Comic-Cons or conventions and like I get to like travel to different states, small cities
I'd never go to and I get to meet all these fans of the films and like other stuff I've
done and then I get to play a show.
So Robert who plays Rowley, he's going to be there.
And then the guy who plays Fredley, his name is Grayson, he's quite literally
a rock star like you just played stagecoach like him and I, we have shows together,
he lives in Nashville and so whenever I'm there,
we'll plan a show.
We make music together, kind of like Jim and Jason.
Oh, he's been making music too.
Bro, he's been making music since before he was acting.
Oh, I didn't even know that.
It's like Southern Rock.
His voice is crazy, and he's such an amazing human being.
So, yeah, I mean, normally just for context,
when you make a film with somebody,
you get really close for those however many months
you film, so that's like a month, two months.
And then you just usually move on.
It's not because you don't want to stay in touch,
but life happens.
It's just so busy.
Yeah, so it's very rare that you actually stay in touch
with the people you film with.
So like when you're watching some of your favorite movies,
whether that's like, I love how I'm just saying,
like Harry Potter or something,
I guarantee most of the cast doesn't talk.
And it's not because they don't like each other.
But you guys still, you guys still talk.
Yes, yeah.
So we've just managed to make it work.
And I think it's because as we've gotten older,
we've created new friendships, right?
So the foundation is that we knew each other then,
but like, you know, Robert and I
have this cool thing where we travel all over the world together and meet fans.
So like now we get to like have new memories, grace, and now we make music.
So like we share those experiences together.
So it's like a whole new relationship.
That's cool.
I always thought it interesting how like the movie world and Hollywood works.
Because I heard Holly Hills, they're asking.
Oh, Peyton.
Yeah, Peyton's one of those things where we're on good terms.
Like I just, we don't see each other often.
We don't keep in touch that much.
Yeah, like I saw Coachella a couple years ago.
I ran into her last summer.
I did one of those Comic-Con things.
So I'll love the Peyton and her family,
but you know, like that's, like I was saying,
it's a symptom of being on a film set and life goes on.
Like even Karin who plays Sharok,
like he's in New York right now.
I haven't seen him in years,
but like I could shoot him a text and be like,
hey, hope you're well, bro.
And like he would answer it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it's just life.
Chasing crashed my car?
I'm sorry, bro.
Oh, hey, hey, God, don't let it hurt.
That's something you don't want to hear.
Thank God no one's hurt.
Whatever, it happens.
All right, let's do this.
Let's do this, bro.
I used to do these in school all the time,
and I would use the, I would literally use,
so I want to thank you,
because I would use your books to pick up girls.
Oh boy, that's a good question.
I would write in the book and I'd be like,
hey Sean, you trying to fill out a page?
And it never worked.
Not once.
Yeah, not once.
But, just like the car, it's not the book, it's the man.
So you've never done a do-it-yourself book?
I've never done it.
Gosh, we have to do it, Chad.
We have to fill out a few pages.
I kind of forget how this works.
How does this work, Chad?
Why are you guys laughing at me in front of the camera?
What did you say, what did you say?
You said you were trying to get the book and said it didn't work.
Man, it's not funny if you have to explain it, but basically I was saying it's not the car or the book, it's the man.
Right?
When you're trying to like...
Oh, you're saying it's me that couldn't pick up the girl?
It was Jeff, yeah.
Okay, I get it.
Also, it's true though in the sense of like, no car is ever gonna change.
Like, it's gotta be in you and your soul, whether you're like looking for a partner or somebody.
But you're chillin', bro. You're a...
Dude, you're a good dude.
Thank you, man. Thank you. Okay. All right, ready?
The first page is your dessert. Okay. If you are going to be
marooned for the rest of your life, what would you want to
have with you? Top three video games. Top three video games.
Top three video games. Call of Duty Black Ops one for
sure.
Ooh, with the zombies?
For sure, bro.
OK.
Can I ask if there will theoretically be Wi-Fi so I
could play online with people?
Yes, Wi-Fi.
OK, great.
Fortnite.
OK.
And, dude, this is going to sound nuts, and I might get
clown for this, but Toontown.
Toontown?
You ever play that?
What is Toontown?
Oh my gosh, I am old.
So basically, Toontown was a game that Disney made,
and it did shut down before you probably
were old enough to play it.
There was an age range.
You had to play it with your parents
when you were like 10 or 11.
But basically, you created your own tune,
like a Disney cartoon character.
You could be a dog, a cat, a mouse.
Dude, it was the best.
And you would like-
That's ball knowledge, you're saying?
Yeah, it is ball knowledge.
And basically, you would like level up your gags.
So like, you had like pies.
You had like squirts.
Like yes
Basically you would level up your skills by defeating the cogs
So it's almost like you kill them with like funny gags
That's where they're guys right like a clown like has the the flower on a shirt and he clicks a button and it sprays you in the eye
Right, that was like the weakest like sport one or like throw is like pies
You had to know where you could heal your your toon friends, and you would like battle these robots and like
Yeah, I don't think I'm alive when this game is out.
I mean, I'm using a pen.
My top three video games of all time,
I'm gonna slash and do both of ours.
Mine would be,
mine would be,
number one would have to be Fortnite.
Okay, let's go, bro.
Definitely Fortnite.
That's how I started streaming.
Really?
Oh, so you're good.
I was a pro.
Bro, no.
Fucking way.
Really?
You can teach me some things, cause I am ass.
Yeah, let me show you something.
Dude, oh my gosh.
I'm actually, I'm so bad
but I buy all the skins.
I log in and I just buy the skins.
Let me show you something right here.
Bro, you gotta carry me.
Oh my God.
Let me show you something right here.
So, yeah.
Is he like actually that good?
Yes, I was phenomenal.
This is actually my,
I like went viral for having such a good montage.
21 to watch,
unless they California girls,
22 or blank space.
22.
I love how I just own that.
So this this is this is what started my
I just fell out of love with the game I loved it so much I'm talking like
Like, if you look at my Fortnite,
if you look at my Fortnite,
I have probably 10,000 hours on the game.
My life.
I bet you were doing all the,
I don't even know how you move the camera that way.
Like, I don't even know how you guys do it.
Yeah, so this is just on PC,
I have 5,000 hours played on Fortnite.
And on console it's probably another three or four.
But I just, I love the game so much
to the point where I was, I was, I was playing 10 hours a day, maybe 12, some,
some days 15. And it got to a point where I just fell out of love with it. I
didn't love it anymore. The game isn't as good as it was. And I just, I just
stopped playing it. Wow. That was like me in this game called Maple Story.
Ron, you know Ron that you met in there? Um, he, he, yeah. Place piano,
he won an FNCS. So like that's like the major tournament.
I tell you again that was four night. Yeah, so I would say four night for number one for sure number two
Might be might be underrated. I'm gonna go number two video game
NBA oh
2k 20, okay, but it has to be park NBA 2k 20 park. Okay, and then number three
I'm gonna say
Number three just if I'm straight on an island
I'm going to say I'm a Madden guy.
I love sports games.
So I would be between Madden, but from straight on an island I feel like Minecraft would give
me unlimited things to do if I'm just playing Minecraft.
So I'm just going to play Minecraft.
Sometimes I wish I was born just like two years earlier because then I would have played
Minecraft.
You didn't play Minecraft?
No, I didn't.
I didn't either.
I feel like, oh.
No, I didn't either.
Oh my God.
I started playing Minecraft for the first time like two years.
Like last year.
Okay.
So then I, I'm not late to the game.
You know how like games are out forever
and they're so big, you're like, I'm so late.
I can't play now.
You could play Minecraft now.
You could, I'm telling you, you could play Minecraft now
and you would have a blast.
It's so fun.
I just played like a few months ago,
it's actually very fun.
You know you're gonna play the new GTA
when it comes out?
1,000%.
Yeah, I think everybody's gonna play it.
Everyone's gonna be playing GTA.
I'm actually creating a whole separate
YouTube channel for it.
Oh wow.
It's gonna be called Lacey GTA
and I'm just gonna upload straight GTA videos
on that.
So what do you do like, you'll just sit,
stream and you'll just stream the whole thing. Yeah. Wow. Is that what you did with Fortnite?
Yeah, I would stream Fortnite 12 hours a day. Just playing. But they watched me for my looks,
not for my skill. I was going to say that too. For the picks. Top Donator. Exactly. Exactly.
Doesn't that feel like hours ago? Like when we had that giant laugh? Yeah. Feels like a lifetime
It's been what 45 minutes an hour maybe? Yeah. Do you feel like your life moves too fast?
ever
Or not fast enough
Too fast
But the way I see it and I don't know if anybody in the chat or watching this can relate to this
It's not in the moment thing. It's not like it in the moment. I'm like, oh wow my life's going fast
It's like I'll sit there for a sec and I'll be like
wait that was six months ago or like
There's no way it's already about to be June.
It felt like yesterday it was January.
Like how is it going like this?
But it's not like an in the moment thing.
It's just more of a, like I sit back and when I finally
take a deep breath and relax, I'm like, damn.
How often do you feel like you relax?
Twice a year.
Twice a year, I'd say.
But you like it.
You enjoy this like.
Yeah.
Oh, I was telling you.
So there's this streamer, his name's Dr. K,
and he does therapy sessions on stream with creators.
And he did a therapy session with me,
and he basically made me realize that I hate who I was back in the day so much,
like that 300-pound version of me who was sitting in his room watching everyone else
have a normal life, have fun while I was sitting there playing video games
and just kind of sitting and watching from the sideline,
that I hate that version of myself so much
that when I stream, I forget that that was ever there.
So that's why I put so many hours in and stream so much
is because it takes me out of, damn, I used to be that.
That's what he said.
Yeah, but it made me realize like, damn, that's true.
He's right.
That's why I stream so much and love streaming
and always love being in that work mode
because then I don't have to sit there and think about,
oh no, what if I go back to this?
What if this happens again?
What if that's how I was?
Are you not proud of the fact that
because you have that moment,
you are where you are today?
Is that version of yourself?
That's the other side of the coin,
is that if I wasn't sitting there and go,
but at the time, like, at the time I was sad
Sad and I hated myself because I saw everybody else having fun
I felt like an outcast like I had friends, but I didn't have anybody who really chose me or picked me
I was just like kind of like everywhere. I was kind of there. No one no one picked me. You know what I mean and
But at the same time I think about it like you picked yourself
Exactly, and I wouldn't be where I am today if I didn't take that time
And I didn't have that time of sadness to like get to where I am today, you know what I mean?
Sometimes it's dangerous when we kind of look back and think that because we don't like who we are,
we should pretend like that version of us doesn't exist, but it's that extreme version of,
of let's just say 300 pound lacy streaming all the time.
Like you are reaping the reward of every day
all that work you put in today.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, I used to be angry that I started
so young as an actor and I was like,
God I have no childhood, I gave up everything.
Like wherever I go, like I'm always aware
of someone having a camera.
I have to watch every single word I say
because if I say the wrong word, my career is over.
This is like 20 years, talk about being fried.
But then you learn, like you're learning, bro,
like we're both learning is like,
well, I wouldn't trade a thing because
there are always gonna be,
there's a give and take on every side of success,
of failure, you could party and hang out
with whoever you want, but in a lot of ways
you're giving up maybe possibly
what you think you can accomplish.
But then you can also really, really grind
and you're giving up that, which there's value to it too,
because what are you gonna talk about
if you're also not making mistakes,
getting your heart broken?
And I used to think relationships were a waste of time,
so I'd be like, any relationship I can't be in
because I have to work and if I'm not working,
but then I realized, if I'm not living my life,
what am I writing about?
Why would anybody care about what I have to say?
Like, people can resonate with you
because of the fact that you're so open, like, I,
I mean, your words, you know,
you didn't like who you were.
when you were 300 pounds and you wanted to live a life.
And so in a lot of ways, look what you're doing now.
Bro, like you're in this house
with your friends hanging out.
Exactly, but at the same time,
I think the other flip side of that
is that when I step out of Lacy,
like when I step out of being live,
looking at this camera, talking to the chat,
and I go back to me, I still have that hatred
myself that's like I don't want to be this person. I actually think we're gonna
solve but like I actually think you just don't spend enough time with Lacy like
like so with Nick. That's what my therapist was saying. I don't think you hate yourself I
think like you're you actually are always on like like you're always on and
and I and eventually it'll get to a point it's like you look at some of
the people that blow up and then they disappear where they go well like I look
It totally makes sense why he stepped away.
I don't know him, but like-
Wait, why'd he step away?
I think in my opinion, because when you become a major superstar for so long, and like you're
selling out arenas, and then suddenly who you are, like, you're gonna not like what
you're doing.
If you don't take a step and go like, I'm tired of playing a part, I want to figure
out who I am, not who I think I'm supposed to be all the time because this clip
or this song or this algorithm needs to work.
Yeah.
Damn.
I mean like it's actually the only thing is like you're killing it like you're
having fun you're making people laugh and you know as you continue on this grind
just like remember hey you know what I'm gonna take it an afternoon and just
spend time with Nick and just like play a video game and not stream it it
actually makes you out to a better
almost like I just said get a film and you on stage
Chat be honest. I'll make you guys happy
They're gonna sing now they're gonna say yes, that's all I'm gonna say. I don't make you guys happier. No
I'll see there's some yeses
No, not at all. Fuck no. There's a lot of yeses though, right?
So this is great
They call me the King of County Masked, that's my nickname, that's my nickname, alright ready?
Next one.
If you were going to be stranded, top three songs.
You can only listen to three songs from the rest of your life stranded on an island.
What are you doing?
One is, I'll have to say I love you in a song by this artist named Jim Crotty.
Okay, I'll love.
I'll have to say I love you in a song.
You in a song.
Chat, he passed away like 40, 50 years ago in a plane crash.
the rest of his, but he wrote a song called Time Model, maybe you've heard it.
I could see time, I bought those things that I like to do.
So that's a really good song.
I'll have to say Loving the Song is great.
I love it because when we don't know how to communicate, he wrote a song about trying
to tell his wife that he loves her after they had a fight.
And so he wrote the song after they had a fight and he played it for her and I
I just love stuff like that because we don't always have the words right another song would be
Man, this is where it gets real tough. I would probably hate the song after about two days
But maybe Viva La Vida by Coldplay. Oh, okay. I'd be like, oh, why did I choose this song?
Oh, I said I'm gonna be honest. I
Actually really fuck with Viva La Vida
Yeah, yeah
Hold on, Viva, Vida.
And then I want to hear some of your favorite artists too.
I have a feeling you would pick a rap artist maybe for one song.
So first song, me personally, is going
to be Over My Dead Body by Drake.
Really?
Yeah.
Bro, you don't think that you're just on the island alone
and you're just listening to Drake rap over and over and over
and you're like, I don't care.
I listen to Over My Dead Body, I don't care.
Really?
It's the best song I've ever sung, but it's so good.
I have that album tattoo on there.
Really?
Take care, yeah.
That's a great album.
Number two, I feel like I would go with some happier
vibes, and I think I would go with Mr. Bright's on it.
That is not a happy song.
But it's like, I don't know.
That's about seeing the person you love sleep with.
No, but the vibes of me is good.
But the vibes of it is good!
It's cathartic. It actually is an amazing song, but it's literally about seeing the person you love with somebody else.
Maybe I don't listen to the lyrics. I just like the likes.
Someone said Kiddler Roy. Stay is a pretty fire song.
Yeah, that song is pretty fire actually.
What?
Stay with Bieber?
Bieber is so good on that song.
Number three would probably be...
No, I don't think I'd like to go back to Drake.
Really?
Yeah, number three, I had a-
No, no, no, no, honestly, I would go with-
I would-
In number three, if I was stuck on an island, I would want someone that's gonna need me to dance.
I would go with Shibang.
What's Shibang?
I don't even think I've heard that.
Shibang, let me show you.
Shibang.
I haven't heard any of this shit stuff yet.
I'll go with this one.
Yeah!
Nice!
Yeah!
When the sun and the beach are there, all of my arms are there, body weight gets bigger, where does it go with my head?
Now I want you to picture something, alright?
We're gonna play this song again. I want you to actually picture being alone on an island.
Alone on an island.
Lacey, forever, alone, alone on an island, there's nobody there, there's no camera in front of it.
I'm on an island and I play this shit, I'm here.
Yo, can I quit being a pervert, yeah, what do I need for the hack?
Shawty, keep asking for the hate, she's trying to put it in my head, how they might get my brain?
Bruh.
How many times I wanted to jump in there with you?
Bruh, that is so funny, I just saw like a camera on an island, it's you alone.
That was hilarious.
Okay, what's the next one?
Okay.
That is a vibe though.
But like 20 years of hearing that, I'd be like, oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, kill me.
Um, okay, let me do it.
Let me keep sticking here.
Um, favorite, favorite, uh.
Ha ha.
Zooey Mama.
Hey, that's your one.
Wait, how do I say it?
How do I do it?
Zooey Mama.
Zooey Mama!
Is that good?
No, no.
Ha ha, that shoe's ass.
That shoe's ass.
Okay, wait, uh.
Okay, so here's what you're going to do.
This is wild.
I've never even seen it.
So this is a what's in your brain page, okay?
So what you're going to do is you're going to close your eyes.
Okay.
And you are going to, hold on, right off the top of your head without even thinking.
I don't want you to overthink it.
I don't want you to think about it.
I don't want you to think of the camera watching.
I want you to just tell me, when I say now, the first word that comes to your mind.
Now.
Things that you're thinking about.
Now.
Juice.
I don't even drink juice.
Now.
Burger.
I don't even eat burgers.
Now.
Steak.
A little bit.
I'm already pre-pinking of what it is now.
Okay, now.
Ice cream.
Okay now I'm trying to filter filter I'm trying to filter myself a bit because I
feel like I go to like 12 year old boy humor now burger again I'm so stupid dude
right now stupid stupid okay now jeans jeans now red now orange all right so
So your brain right now is filled with juice, ice cream, steak, burgers, burgers again,
red, orange and stupid juice.
This is ridiculous.
How do I do that with you?
That's great.
We already did it.
Let's do this again.
Hang on.
Let's run it again.
Okay.
Just tell me when and then you gotta write it in the sections.
Okay.
Let's go.
Purple.
Yep.
Golf cart, money, big booty, chicken, cheesecake, that's a good one, Kool-Aid, I think that's
My handwriting is garbage, but basic.
Oh, and one more, go.
Drake.
Drake, okay.
Okay, right now you're thinking of Drake's big booty
with a side of cheesecake and a cool plate
while you both are driving on his golf cart full of money
and apparently there's some cream in there.
That sounds lean!
Bro, I'm being sure you got a golf cart.
Shabang!
That sounds lit!
I was going to do more pages before we put on your lyrics.
That sounds like a movie!
Oh my gosh, I would watch this during...
It's gonna be hilarious, it's gonna be hilarious.
I'm telling you.
Okay.
I just mean you.
You're funny, dude.
It's time for you to predict the future.
Okay.
In 25 years from now, cars will...
I'm just thinking of Shabang.
Yeah, continue.
Yeah, wait, what's wrong with you?
I was thinking of you in the camera angle. So funny.
From the island? I actually thought island for a day.
Sounds like a Mr. Beast video.
No, it was a stream. I was chatting on the island.
Yeah.
I'm serious. Let me show you.
One day, keep in mind, and this is what happened.
This is wild.
No!
No, no, no, no. This one, not this one.
This is what happened.
Come on, bro. Move it to my pool.
You're trying to get coconuts from the tree.
Like, walk around, so they're like,
No, no, no. Keep it in that hole.
Oh my God, you might actually get it.
A coconut hit me smack on that on the side of the head.
What'd you do with the coconut?
I ate it. Didn't drink it, but it hurts so bad.
Like, it actually hurts so bad.
Life is suffering, and you have to push through.
And I bet that coconut was even better.
Actually, I think I'm not going to drive one, either way.
You predicted 20 years from now, cars will run on what instead of gasoline?
The joke is coconut water, but helium.
It's not even possible.
A cheeseburger?
Flying cars!
Oh!
Helium flying cars, not bad.
Yeah.
A cheeseburger will cost how much?
$35.
Somewhere it already does.
Yeah?
A ticket to the movies will cost how much?
$100.
I'm sorry everybody, this is triggering.
Pets will have their own what?
Walkers.
Underwear will be made out of what?
Cotton.
It'll stay there.
What will no longer exist?
Humans.
Lacy.
You're really thinking about this.
No, why did you all say Lacy, bro?
Dang, I'm going so many places with this.
I'm trying to latch on to something.
You know when your brain is like,
it answers it and then you're like, no.
I've gone through like 20 things.
Do you think 20 things that we use today will work?
Well, I'm trying to think like,
I was gonna say phones, no that's not your connection,
no that's not, I think we'll wanna connect even more.
Debt, like what's not gonna exist?
The cleaners are gonna exist,
but my brain's like, well no,
robots are gonna start cleaning our house.
So employees.
Well.
Oh, huge, or...
Tables? Why would tables not exist?
Taff, cash.
You're an asshole, whatever you said that.
Um...
Cash. That's not bad.
Oh, that's a good one.
Cash.
I'm feeling that. Man, I hate that I stole that, but I'm borrowing it. Thank you.
Okay, there will be more what than people.
What are there going to be 9 billion of robots?
There's not going to be 9 billion robots.
I love how I got defensive when I said that.
You know what there won't be any more of?
Possibly.
It's a few questions from you.
From me.
A few questions from Greg.
I should be asking you then.
the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to someone who wasn't you?
You hear questions, huh?
Questions from Greg.
Right, let's switch off.
What about you?
What's the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to someone who wasn't you?
Okay, so there was this dude and he had a Matter Daddy.
What is that?
What?
What is that?
No, like no troll.
No troll.
Like what is that?
He had a matter to add.
Okay, I guess we'll just keep.
You don't know that you actually know what that is?
I don't know what that is.
If I'm getting trolled right now.
No, I'm not trolling you.
Just be easy on me.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
Okay.
So I had a friend who had a matter to add.
You seriously don't know?
I don't.
I'm not kidding, I don't know what that is.
Well, what is?
This is one of those things where if I repeated
it's something else like that.
No, it's not.
It's because you keep bringing it back.
I'm telling a story, you don't know what it is.
Hey Jack, come on, I know I'm on to something.
You don't know what it is.
Oh, I get it.
I'm such an uncle, bro.
I'm such an uncle.
You gotta give me the light up now
and just say it, man.
Oh, just say it, please.
I've been trying for two hours.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
Can I just say, my instincts were right on there.
Thank you for being a child actor because that it has protected me too.
But wow.
You don't know what a matter daddy is?
What's a matter daddy?
Nothing much about you.
Oh my gosh.
It's every time.
I'm so glad I've been saying what is that.
Wow.
It's because I would pull that joke on somebody.
That's why I'm aware of it.
You've got to start fooling it out on people.
I might do that when I get to the rehearsal later.
Worst thing you ever ate.
Ah.
The worst is expired food.
Oh my gosh.
Like expired hamburger made.
Oh my gosh.
Horrible.
How many steps to take you to jump into bed
after you turn off the light?
Who jumps in the bed?
I don't know, 20,000?
He's not even writing this shit down
Um
Someone's super late someone just said is that Greg athlete?
It's time to get into the muck. I think someone said lacy eats expired food
I do eat expired food all the time.
It's actually not always expired.
No, expired food's not even bad.
Don't pull me on that.
Expired food's not even bad.
It's bad.
So, an expired food is bad.
But what's safe to talk about food because we actually, uh, to your left there?
Well, it's rotten.
Chad, it's time for my favorite part!
Oh, boy, this is...
Yes!
Oh, my gosh.
I've been waiting for this all day.
I actually have not eaten all day because I'm waiting for this.
I'm gonna have bites.
Yes, it says that we do bites.
I knew by you, I knew by you, I knew by you.
Hmm.
Woo!
Good job, you should've just moved here, no?
Yeah.
Bro.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
How you doing?
I'm doing good.
I'm doing good, bro.
I'm excited to eat this food.
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
Zooey mama!
Is that better?
No?
Hey, chat, what do you think?
You havin' fun so far?
People who are just joinin', what up?
How's it been?
No, okay.
No, no, no, they're saying about, they're saying something about us, you know.
Yes, okay, cool.
It's a little bit of a lag.
Nice.
Someone says, is that Greg Tapley?
What up?
Yeah, it is.
Oh, can I do a shameless plug?
Yeah, of course.
Okay.
Shameless plug.
I don't know how many of you are actually 21, but I am playing my first debut Los Angeles
show.
Your first one?
Debut headline, yes.
So it's next week.
We pulled it together really last minute, but it's 21 and up.
It's an intimate show.
The tickets are about to sell out.
They might actually be sold out by the time I hear this.
But if you want to come 21 and up next Wednesday,
June 3rd.
Wait, is there a link or something?
Yeah, there is.
Where?
How do I get in?
I like my Instagram file.
I can't log on.
If you all live in LA, man, it would be awesome to see you there.
Wait, before I send a link, can they troll in RSD?
No, there's no, what do you mean, RSD?
No, like you have to get a ticket.
How do I wait right here?
No, I'm not logged into Instagram.
It probably is on my TikTok.
I use the same like.
Yo, Moz, can you guys get the link
and post it in the channel quick?
Is that our phone?
Move this over here.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, no worries.
Let me just put that in the video.
Moz, get a Moz.
It's like on somebody's Instagram, by you.
No, I am allowed on Instagram.
I'm just not logged in.
I got you.
You're going to be on the last room for the chairs to be ready for the next one.
If you're going to put water in, you might want to put it in, too, is what I'm going
to introduce you to.
China, do you have enough snails?
That's great.
Yeah, thank you.
And you're going to still get a raise or something?
Oh, sick.
Oh, my God.
All right, Gerl, let's dig in.
Dude, this is really fun.
Thank you for having me.
Chad, the audio good?
We can put the mic wherever you guys don't need it.
Don't worry about it.
Oh my goodness! Holy Goi Slop!
Oh, boys.
Can we move it a little closer, maybe?
That and then...
Wow!
Someone's probably going to eat the table.
Guys!
Yo, why are we also meeting today, you fucking assholes?
Jack, the pinned link is the link to his show in LA that he's going to be singing at, doing
a whole performance, your day-due LA show.
Dude, that's so kind of you, thank you.
Of course, man.
Hell yeah.
Yeah?
I'm going to click that link, go look at it.
There's event details, wear it, if you live in LA.
Is that Hotel Casay, Los Angeles 21 and up?
Would love to see you there.
Next Wednesday, you said?
Next Wednesday, June 3rd.
We sold out of the VIP tickets but this morning I was just told we added a few so we'd love
to meet y'all.
Thank you bro, I appreciate that.
It's gonna be a good time.
And then eventually Lacey's gonna pull up and we'll play.
I'm staying in Best Part.
We'll play Best Part.
Yeah.
Dude that should be like a goal, like a six month goal.
I want to.
Like I performed on season four.
Okay so how about we loosely say like in six months you can hop on a show or
something and we do Best Part.
Deal.
They're saying you just sold out.
Oh.
Okay, that was pretty fast. Awesome. Thank y'all. Wait, are you? Actually, that's gotta be tabbed. Yeah. It is?
It shouldn't. I just had a call this morning. It can't be. Oh my god, they crashed the website.
Oh my gosh, don't crash the website.
My mom still needs to get a ticket.
No way y'all crash the website.
I'm sorry.
No, no, it's all good.
I didn't know that many people would click it.
Okay, well, hey, can I just say I love y'all.
I hope to see some of y'all there.
I really, really appreciate it.
It's gonna be awesome.
Too many people?
Oh, there we go.
No, no, we're good.
Boom.
Done.
See, Che, you can get a purchase.
Boom
Oh, yeah, it's really it's actually sold out. There's no way they sold it out. Oh, yeah
Well, they're also were
It was already almost sold out. So they're young. Well, thank you guys. I appreciate congrats on your first
And by the way someone said lucky cheap. Yes
Literally my goal is I'm trying to build connection. That's why I mean actually I'm here
It's like, I feel like my whole life, I've played a part.
And I'm just trying to.
I love people to know you for you.
Yeah, tell my story.
And this is, don't worry, there's going to be other shows.
But I wanted to keep this intimate couple hundred people
and just connect with the people there
and see them face to face.
So hopefully I see you there, there's going to be more.
So keep following in the meantime,
we have food to annihilate.
All right, so.
And Lace is going to pull up in like five, six months.
We're going to do it.
I'm going to pull up, but I'm going to do it.
You're doing it.
You guys watch when I get that singing.
Best part.
Yo, yo, the best part.
We're going to make a song.
Yes, we got to do another stream where we actually
sit down and make a song.
That actually would be sick.
Like, we make a song, we practice it, and then we
perform it.
I'm down.
Oh, you know what you're going to have to do?
We make a song, and then we film a music video live
on stream for it.
Oh, that would be sick.
And then we release it.
We actually drop it on YouTube, and then people
love it and then we have a show. Actually that would be sick. Let's do it. We got a lot of that. That's the next
stream. That's the next stream. Let's run that. Watch that. He does have rehearsal in the last segment of
today. So I know we're live but I do a YouTube intro on stream. Watch this. Ready?
Okay. See. What's good YouTube? We are back with another video today. We have all of our
childhood snacks everything you made as a kid from Capri Suns to Doritos to
Bomb Pops everything you can imagine and we are here with the one and the only
what up good thing I didn't eat and good thing you didn't eat either apparently
not according to chat yes we're here we're here we're recording and we are
I'm going to do a childhood food mukbang.
Let's get, come on!
Go, bro!
Okay, so.
Wait, before we start, what's the thing
that you're looking at the most on this table
and you're like, I gotta try that?
Because I have something in my head.
So.
No pressure.
Yeah, I got mine.
I got mine.
What's yours, I wanna hear yours
and see if we're doing the same thing.
You're done?
Yeah.
Oh!
Did not see the hubba-bubba,
But probably, I mean, I'm looking at those airhead extremes all day.
Really?
Yeah, wait, what's this?
These tic-tacs, bro.
I can't believe y'all found those.
I mean, personally, I was looking at the Lunchable.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
The fashion pizza Lunchable?
I don't know.
Dude, I'm scared to even eat that.
Uncrustables?
Bro, these are my best.
I'm telling you, this is literally
chocolate on a table.
This is the best thing ever.
That's a deal for now.
No, I do have bad news for you.
We're trying everything out.
No, bro!
We're trying everything.
I can't try everything.
Not everything, not everything.
We'll try most of it, we'll try most of it, okay?
Let's sit down, let's grab some snacks,
and let's just chat, okay?
If my trainer's watching this, he's gonna,
Are you a trainer?
Yes, yes.
You might see this YouTube video.
Well, it's okay, we can age-restrict it.
So it's only...
Okay, first things first.
You pick a night market, though.
This is great, too.
Wait, is it a market?
Is this alcohol?
No, it's Apple cider.
Dude, okay, we're going for this.
You picked the first item.
Welch's gummies.
I actually know the creator of Welch's gummies,
shout out to Michael.
I love you, these are the best.
We should tap these in.
All right, Welch's gummies.
Now, Chad, let us know what your favorite childhood
snack in the whole table.
What do you guys see in this chat that you're like,
damn, I wish I had one of those right now.
Oh, bro, these are the best.
Dude.
Actually, this is crazy.
The SpongeBob Pops, Scooby Snacks.
Mm.
Oh, Scooby, we gotta go.
See, this is the problem, bro.
Like, here's the thing.
Right here, these, these got nerfed.
I don't know if y'all remember this.
There used to be a light blue gummy in this pack
and they removed it and they nerfed them.
I don't know why.
I just remember I would open up a Scooby Pack
and I would only look for the light blue gummies.
But for some reason, they took them out and they changed it.
I don't know why.
What?
Yes, I'm telling you, it's a real thing.
So I'm not sure.
But they're still here, right?
No, that's a whole different one I'm telling you.
Yeah.
Fruit roll-ups?
Oh my gosh, when I was in elementary school,
I would trade people my normal food for their fruit roll-ups.
Well, you do so, though.
I'm sorry, Mom.
Well, you do so, though.
I like the packaging, I mean.
It's good to be you.
It's good to be you, right?
Yeah.
Your welches are so good.
Here's the thing.
OK.
So remember how you said, like I don't remember how you said it.
What I was going to say earlier was,
when I start eating like sugar, I almost can't stop.
So oh, this is what I was going to say.
I don't like, I'm not a big drinker, alcohol,
like I don't smoke, I'm not a drug guy, but candy.
It's the one thing I actually, if I start, bro.
Yeah.
See, I'm more of an all-the-above type of guy.
Well, he's a great texture.
The Scooby Doo ones are good.
The Scooby-Doo ones are great.
I'm gonna give the Welchies,
the Welchies,
you hear the thing,
I love Welchies,
but I just feel like it's not my favorite food center.
Mm-hmm.
Like I would rather have
a gushers.
Oh dude, I've never seen these cereal straws.
You've never had a cereal straw?
We're just ripping this.
We're ripping this, shout out for Loops.
Chad, have y'all ever had a cereal straw?
Bro, when Lacey was like, we should do mukbang, I'm like, yeah, sure, like, I had no idea what
a mukbang was.
I didn't realize I was going to be in the hospital.
What's a cereal straw?
Are y'all truly?
Yeah, what's a cereal straw?
Apparently, I think you put these in milk?
Oh my gosh, these smell incredible.
So what you do is you grab the cereal straw, right?
Bro, no wonder you weighed 300 pounds, bro.
Yep.
You grab the cereal straw, right?
But also like, okay, I have a question about that.
Yeah.
Like what did you typically eat when you weighed down much?
Was it like a lot of the same thing or?
Okay, like you want like a day?
Sure.
So, okay, so I would wake up,
drink some water a little bit on camera.
I would wake up around 4 p.m.
I would order.
Wait, what time did you go to bed?
Like five or six a.m.
From streaming.
You just turn the brightness down to you.
Oh, that's fine.
A little brighter?
That's a shot, that's sick.
That's good.
Low, low, dark, low, dark, low, dark.
Got a little lighter.
Yeah, that should be good, that should be it.
Okay, so I would wake up, like 4 p.m.,
I would first meal of the day
would either be leftovers from dinner.
Okay.
So like, let's say we had pizza.
I'd throw two, three pieces of pizza in the microwave
and I'd eat pizza.
Well, let's say we had-
Pizza from where?
Papa John's, Little Caesar's, Domino's,
anywhere you can think of.
And then I would have some snacks throughout the day.
I know.
I got some snacks throughout the day.
Give me some chips, give me some chocolate.
And then I'd eat, like, I'd order McDonald's or Taco Bell
or Chick-fil-A or something for dinner at, like,
8 p.m. 9 p.m. So like four hours later I eat and then I would stay up till 5 a.m.
play for me so I would order like Taco Bell or McDonald's again at like 3 a.m.
Rick Flavette. And what's it what's it like now? I mean as we're eating this bro these
gushers no cap these are like the best thing ever. Gushers are timeless. It
doesn't matter if it's 10 years ago it doesn't matter if it's today. Gushers are literally
What time is a timeless snack?
What happened to gushers?
Like I don't see them, like they're not around
in the way that they used to be.
I still eat gushers.
Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
There's like, I'm great.
They're not in this world of gushers.
Was anybody still bogged out?
Like when was the last time you went to the grocery store
and you literally bought gushers?
No cap, like be real.
That's actually a good point.
Like I did yesterday, today.
Today, today.
Last week.
I think he was still my guzzard.
So was it 10 years ago?
Maybe 10 years ago.
He was about to age.
Definitely about to age.
But the thing with guzzards, I feel
like it's one of those snacks that you don't just.
Oh, brah.
Not a big fan.
No, should we skip these then?
Let's skip them.
I'm trying to.
Maybe my taste changed.
No, no, no, brah.
Because when I was a kid.
I'm trying to be on good behavior too, dude.
When I was a kid, I did not like Twinkies.
Like, genuinely, I did not like Twinkies.
Ritz?
Oh my gosh, bro.
You're not getting out of this one.
Sorry, sorry.
OK, I'll have a little bite.
Chad, were y'all Twinkie fans?
I never really liked Twinkies.
Cap, I swear, because I don't like cake.
Dude.
So this is kind of like a cakey one.
Strawberry shortcake is my favorite thing.
Cheesecake, too.
I can't even believe I'm eating this right now.
One bite, one bite.
This is actually, wow.
Audio.
My dish is really good, I'll be honest.
I will say though.
I'm not a big cake guy, can I just.
You just know me, boy.
My favorite childhood snack's not here.
It's not here.
I personally, I was a honeybun guy.
I bet you were.
Straight up, I was a honeybun guy.
If you had a honeybun in the closet, I was coming for all the honeybuns.
Also bro, I feel like I've totally been jacked for having this dream.
Like what happened coming after you?
You're good, dude.
It's all love, I want to make sure.
No, I don't want to make you a problem.
Okay, we just had a lot of sweet, let's get some sweets.
Oh, I know how to make candy!
We got to make some salt in this dude!
We have to make a lot of sweets.
Can you tell what I'm doing?
What is a pie break booty?
I should have said drinks.
Drinks booty.
Okay, I should have put it in accurate by...
It's your bag!
I've never had this! That's good though!
Bruh. Oh my gosh.
Pirates Booty's popular? I've never heard of that!
Pirates Booty's great.
They don't- I don't even see this.
Oh, that's good.
Like cheddar?
Wow. I know those drumsticks are about to melt.
Oh my gosh.
I removed it, I never heard of it.
You're going to go for the salty stuff because I'm always just going to go straight for the sweets.
Well, me personally, I was going to go for Capri Sun.
Try this. I haven't had this since I was probably nine.
You've never had Capri Sun?
Since I was nine.
Oh my god.
So it's basically like the first time.
Oh my god. I'm not kidding when I say this is growing up.
I think I might have downed a box of Capri Suns a day.
Bro.
I remember being on the black top as a kid.
I'm dodging that.
Oh my god, that actually hits.
It's good, right?
Yeah, every sip I feel guilty.
Oh, I just chug the whole thing.
The great Lacey Locking.
Yo, this is different.
This is different, this is my childhood.
Bro, it's so crazy, you're actually technically hanging out with your childhood?
Yeah.
And we're eating childhood.
That's what's amazing about it, I'm eating all the snacks I used to eat while watching your movie.
It's crazy.
It's like if I was hanging out with Drake and Josh, you'd be like,
Oh, you love Drake and Josh?
I did.
That was one of my favorite shows.
They're really cool.
Who's that right here?
I'm just like eating, we're not even showing what it is.
Is there a white cheddar cheese or grits?
That's a lot, I don't want that much.
Oh my god!
Whoa!
I've never had this.
You never had an old meal green pot.
What?
No.
Okay, can we get real about this?
You've never had an old meal green pot?
One cookie.
One cookie's 170 calories.
It's actually not as bad as I thought it would be.
You're lying, right?
No, I've never had one of these.
Bro, I'm pretty locked in on my house.
An oatmeal cream pie is arguably one of the,
I'd say it's the best little Benz snack.
All right, little Debbie, let's see what you got.
Oh, those look awesome.
Donuts sticks?
You never had a donut stick before?
No, donuts, I love them.
Oh my gosh.
Look.
Yo, have y'all had this before?
This oatmeal?
Yes, every person watching has had this.
Is they top, arguably a top five snack
the whole time, you might have heard of it.
An oatmeal cream pie is so good.
I'm like, are you the guy that eats only the cookies
or only the cream and nori?
I already eat both.
They're like, take off the top.
I eat both, I eat both.
I mean, yes, everything we bite into
is gonna taste better.
No, you don't understand for me.
Taking a bite into this, actually,
it takes me back to go into my grandma's house
and she would just have oatmeal cream pies in the closet.
I would sneak into the closet
and I'd steal oatmeal cream pie
and I would just eat the whole thing.
And then she'd buy a train.
Like actually, that was a clip moment right there.
I mean, like, you were telling such a,
like a nostalgic story about your childhood
and then you just, no pun intended,
like just like a train just.
You're not kidding, that actually happened?
Oh, you're not kidding?
I'm an asshole now.
Oh, no, you're good.
So basically, my grandma, she'd go on walks every morning.
And she would do the same path, like round the block,
demonstrate, and then there were these train tracks by her house.
And she would walk across these train tracks.
And she would always listen to a podcast or music, whatever.
And she had the little Apple earbuds.
So I thought it'd be a good idea to get
Apple AirPod Maxis for her birthday.
And I got him for her, and then the next day I went to school.
I go to the principal's office to get a call.
And it's my mom.
Grandma got hit by a train because she couldn't hear the train coming
because of the headphones that I got her on.
Yeah, Grandma got hit by a train.
Well, it's not your fault.
Well, it was.
I got her the sound.
I didn't realize there were sound kids playing on headphones.
and she couldn't hear the train bells or anything.
You know, like the do-do, she couldn't hear it
and it came and snuck her.
Okay.
I mean, you don't, like, do you actually think it's your fault?
Yeah.
Do you feel guilty about it?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Bro, first off, I'm just gonna say,
I'm so sorry that happened to your grandma
unless you're kidding.
Are you joking?
Bro, okay.
You know what?
I can't do it with you,
because you're such a good guy
And you're actually not like apologizing.
Now I feel like that has something to do with it.
No, no, no, don't, don't.
Because that's actually good.
You got me.
But everybody always laughs.
Oh, you actually felt bad.
Well, I can handle it, even if it's a joke.
But I was going to say, that is not
totally not your fault, genuinely.
But rest in peace.
Hopefully, she's still alive and well.
She's not alive.
We're done.
She died last week.
We're done.
She actually died last week.
And we're done.
She actually died last week.
OK, we're done.
Oh!
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
Dude, they had the little chocolate-saucy ones!
Hmm, let me see.
Oh, I remember these!
These are the cereal, bro.
Oh my gosh, those are the cereal.
That's so good.
I haven't had those in so long.
Well, that's gonna melt everywhere if I open it.
Go-fish are pretty fire.
Go-fish?
Yes.
Yes, I was hoping these are pop tarts.
Wait, that's a childhood step for you?
Yeah, the brown sugar ones.
Those are the jelly ones.
So here's what I used to do.
I have a story for every food, by the way, so um.
Which is good.
Yeah, so.
Which is good.
I would basically, I would take,
my favorite was the hot dog sundae pop tarts.
Oh.
I don't know if you know what I'm talking about.
Yes.
I'm talking about the hot dog.
Okay, before, who eats the one filled with jelly?
Do you actually?
Yeah
Dude, let's not
Yes, bro
But what what's crazy is like, okay?
So I clearly don't have a healthy relationship with food
But like it seems like even though you're on this like journey like
figuring out like where your balance is where you want to be like you don't like
when you eat any of this you go oh I'm really shimmy eating this does your
brain say that at all like post-eclarity even during no no during when I'm eating
I'm mad happy like very excited love it but after I feel like shit I get hateful
so I don't even get to enjoy what I'm eating speaking of which these are
fire. Airhead extremes? Yeah. See with that for me that's not even like a child. It's not, it's now.
Airhead extremes is a now candy. Do they even have airhead extremes in the childhood chat and
our childhoods are now? I doubt it. But they have them in our adulthood. See that's that this is
literally ad-expressing talking right now. So do you want to rip into that? You're more than welcome.
Oh did you ever have push pops? Bro do you remember baby bottle pops?
Yes.
This is the one.
Baby bottle pop.
Did I just, like, become an uncle right now?
Does anybody remember that?
I don't remember this.
Oh my gosh.
That's on my phone.
I was not too young.
This is the one where you, where you, it has a little thing, right?
And then you go like this.
Yes.
Go.
I don't want to do it because you can't.
No, no, it's all good.
I don't need it.
I have a first pop.
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm good.
We have another one.
You suck it first.
Okay.
And then you dip it in and you twist it over and shake.
And then it fills up with the powder all over the pot.
Dude.
That's a clip right there.
I'm going to rain check that one.
This, bro.
Anyone have blue raspberry bubble cake?
One's going to town.
Reminds me of the Fortnite days.
Dude, this haba-baba?
Give her a haba-baba?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
It's like eating ten of them.
I haven't put the bubblegum cleaner though.
Really?
Yeah.
I would sit here and I would suck on a push-paw and I would watch Ben 10.
I remember I vividly sitting in my room.
You didn't watch it?
Ben 10.
Oh!
Ben 10!
I don't know why I just remember that but I just remember sitting in my room watching
Ben 10 and eating a push-paw.
Yes.
Actually, it's the classic.
so far is that like one of your like what are the cartoons that you watch okay
so growing up I don't know about your childhood how old are you 28 I'm 25
it shouldn't be that different of a childhood but I really I watched
Trick and Josh that's not a cartoon though it's fun Trick and Josh I'd say
my top two childhood shows with me, Drake and Josh.
See, I always watched all the Disney Channel shows,
but I was too scared to like admit it
because I thought people would like make fun of me.
So I would watch like Jesse, Good Luck Charlie.
Oh, so you were still like slightly older, Jack Disney,
because mine was like Sweet Life is acting good.
I watched that one too.
I watched Sweet Life is acting good.
I watched Sweet Life on deck.
I watched Labrats, Ant Farm,
Kicking it was really good.
Good luck, Charlie, Jesse, Liv and Maddie, Boy Meets World.
Wow.
Yeah, but Cartoon, I never even watched SpongeBob.
Are you serious?
I never watched SpongeBob.
Have you watched it now?
No.
Oh my god.
I've seen clips and stuff, but I've never watched SpongeBob.
It's like the epitome of me thinking
I'm too late to mine grab.
So here's the thing.
If you didn't grow up with SpongeBob,
you're going to have a different relationship with it.
You're going to be like, what is this?
But, oh my gosh, there's just nothing.
I can't even explain it.
Really?
Yeah.
I wouldn't even say started.
I don't even know how you start SpongeBob.
I'm not watching it now.
It's kind of like.
That's sad.
It's not sad.
I just, I do think SpongeBob is a streamer.
What do you mean clips?
Like, I've seen funny parts of SpongeBob.
And it sounds like on my TikTok or on like.
Oh, the memes, bro.
Yeah, I see memes.
But I've never actually watched an episode of SpongeBob.
reason for that honestly just I don't know I didn't really watch I didn't really
watch cartoons for a while I watched sports I watch sports who are your favorite
players besides Kobe in NBA I've grown up versus now okay growing up I would
say Kobe was number one I would say I was a big I really I was a huge
Lakers I really I hated LeBron
Hey LeBron, I really liked Kobe. I really really like Carmina Anthony
So it's a big Carmina Anthony guy
Alan Iverson he was more before my time, so I wasn't really that big on Iverson
Mellow I'd say I was a big palgasol fan because it was Lakers. I love Derek Rose
I'm trying to think this is a really random one, but for some reason I love Jordan
Farmer. You probably don't know who that is. I don't know why, but I like I love
watching Jordan Farmer. I don't know why. You ever watch Jason Kidd? I think I was watching Ray Allen, but I hated Ray Allen because he was with LeBron.
and being a Cody fan, LeBron was like, I had a hatred for LeBron.
How about now?
Well, he's a lot of lakers, so I love him.
Ray Allen was good, I'm trying to think if there's any random, other random ones.
Like NFL players, I was like obsessed with P.Y. Hilton.
I don't know either of the players that I was.
I don't know why I was.
P.Y. Hilton had this one season, I had it with my fantasy team, where he just went crazy
crazy and then I like became a huge T.Y. Hilton fan. I had like a jersey. I had him as my
lock screen. I don't know. Chad, who remembers that T.Y. Hilton season? Classic.
Hey, we got a rip when it was. What is that? Oh my gosh. Oh, circus animal cookie.
What was your favorite like movie series growing up?
Movie series?
I'm a very movie kid.
I love Harry Potter.
Really?
I haven't seen it.
Oh my gosh.
I saw the first one but I didn't like it.
The first three are the best in my opinion.
The third one is my favorite prisoner to ask a man.
I don't know what it is.
Be honest, do you say I'm a Dumbledore?
Dumbledore?
What does that even mean?
Isn't that the thing?
Dumbledore.
He is like the headmaster of the school, but.
Oh no, how about the, like, the, the, the, the,
is there a meme?
No, the class is, like, you know, like,
like, oh, you mean like, what school would I go to?
Oh.
Oh, like a Hufflepuff?
You're, you're like a Hufflepuff.
Am I Hufflepuff?
They did like a helpful puff and like a,
I'm a Ravenclaw currently,
I don't even know what that means, but.
I don't know what version four.
Yeah, you could be.
You have to take the test.
You should watch the, they're just great films.
Like the first two were so well done.
I'm not gonna get too nerdy on just like directors
and like cinematographers,
but like the third one and Alejandro and Orito
is involved in that.
Like it's just so amazing.
But that's a great one.
Another one, I see.
I just loved anime growing up, like Naruto, it was like that.
When I was filming Wimpy Kid, I would walk
when they had DVD stores, we filmed them in Canada.
I'd walk down the street and I'd rent
the Naruto DVD box sets.
Like, yeah, I was 11, like that was.
My favorite growing up, even to this day,
is the original, like the first ever.
I'm talking
First three movies
Spider-Man 1 Spider-Man 2 Spider-Man 3 I'm talking with Toby. We're totally quiet. Oh, gee. Oh, gee
gobbling oh gee venom
Like growing up. I just was upset. I would I
Wanted to be spider-man. I
Would go in there
I wish. Dude, I would put on spider-man costume and I would go to the store with my parents and I would climb, like, you know, Sans Club is.
I would climb the Sans Club shelves trying to be spider-man.
You ever see Back of the Future?
No.
I mean, I'm not like saying like, oh, like I'm just saying like...
What is it?
You're missing out. Back of the Future.
Scooby Snacks!
Oh, they actually had Scooby Snacks?
You've never had Scooby Snacks?
No.
They actually, like they look like dog treats.
Bro, it matches what you're wearing, like, from there.
Um, first off you should walk back in the future.
You say that one. Go back to the future?
Yes. You actually don't know what that thing is about?
Okay. So, got any of them already been flying?
You ever heard that name?
No.
Okay. This is insane.
So, basically, it's 1985, and his friends, well, I don't know how to describe this, he's
friends with this like mad genius doctor, and he's building a time machine, and he finds
out that he's running from somebody, I'm not going to ruin the plot, the point is
he goes back in time, and he has to help his parents fall in love again in high school
at his age or he won't exist. He and his family won't ever exist. So he goes back in
time to basically help his parents meet and fall in love for the first time. So he can
exist as their son. In the future. It's crazy. Look at that. So fire. Imagine you had to
go back in time to help your parents meet and fall in love with each other so then
you would exist. And I have to wash my sex. No, you would have to wash them. I don't know what goes on in your family. I have to make sure it works, make strong board. I can wash myself being board. Well, I think it's insinuated you can connect the dots. I am about to change your name. This growing up, these little dog bone
graham crackers could be snacks or a peek. I can't believe you're about to
tell them for the first time. Cheers. These are amazing.
They're just funny graham crackers.
Cinnamon. Cinnamon. They're great.
I can't see you.
I really gave you for the five gift.
Thank you, bro.
Dude.
I'm so low.
Bro.
I would eat a whole pack of these.
Back in the day.
Right through your back.
All right.
I think we should hit one ice cream.
Oh, Goger.
Did you ever have Goger?
We did a Wimpy Kid Goger thing.
Like when Wimpy Kid came out, like the third movie, we did a whole collaboration.
It's kind of crazy.
Was it Goger?
We were all stick figures and then the moment we had a Goger, we came back to
life.
Oh, shit.
It was really cool.
Yeah.
I've never seen that. Have I had with you?
See, I'll let you have those.
I don't remember having a go-gurt.
What do you mean, oh shit.
I've had a danimal. Have you ever had a danimal?
All I think about in this week might have been Zach and Cody kids.
Animals and Gogurts!
These are, these are like healthier sex, right?
Ah, healthy as...
This is the first time I've had a animal in probably 15 years.
You've had a drumstick, Brad?
Oh yeah.
Dude.
Oh my gosh.
These are the best.
Like...
Yo.
Can we talk about how smart a animal is?
Why?
Like, what's smart about it?
Just the fact that they put yogurt in a little smoothie.
Fuck me.
Where did the fucking drugs go?
I'm dead.
Sorry about your floor.
Oh, here you go. Put it up.
Oh my god, Daniels are so good.
Oh my gosh.
Wait, so what's the difference between a Daniel and a go-gur?
Um...
Did you get that house?
Did you get their house?
Sorry about that.
that it's a little melted whoa yeah also sorry for the cursing it's about
happy working on it whoa actually
That's a real time reaction. What's going on in your bag?
Wait! Goldbergs are really good! Caught in candy flavor? He's got a lot of flavor!
Now I'm curious. Heavy?
There's no way. Ew, dude, that just sounds like...
I'm telling you.
Go get some best yogurt.
Sorry, bro.
Oh, that's the best yogurt.
I'm gonna try this.
You want to go over?
Yeah.
Wait, there's a lot.
You want one, bro?
Wait, these are good frozen chat?
Where's the Scooby Snacks?
Dude, I'm gonna be honest, y'all just put me on the go-karts.
I don't remember having go-karts as a kid.
Chad, do they have these in my childhood?
Do they have manners?
Maybe it was too healthy to snack on me to have.
What?
Classic airheads.
Well, that was a camera.
I'm looking for a more child.
I'll watch you enjoy that because that just is crazy
you ever had this?
I've had it
dude, cool aid burst
whole lot of blue 40 in here but this after playing basketball outside after playing soccer
you go inside you get what cold one of these and it's just other
Did you ever have like the Stonkis?
Hmm.
You didn't have Stonkis?
Yo.
Like soda?
No, no, like the orange juice.
Anyone have Stonkis then you?
Hmm.
We got some Dee.
Sorry, Sonny Dee.
Oh!
Oh my gosh.
And then, and then when you're done drinking these,
what do you do, chat?
Or am I just, am I just...
I never really have those.
My parents...
Every time I'm drinking these,
You just chew the cat.
Yeah.
Watches me?
I guess that's just me that does that.
Come on.
I thought we could relate on that.
They're mine.
So what's your favorite thing I've always...
So far we've tried?
Yeah.
Honest.
You went pretty hard on those little devies.
Like, emotionally.
The oatmeal cream pies are so good.
So good. I'd say these are probably my favorite right now.
I'm just very disappointed that there's no honey buns.
Cuts.
Oh wait, did you ever have the little muffins?
Bro, oh my God, these were my lunch every day.
The little lights, yes.
I thought these were new.
No, these are not new.
Dude, what flavor, what flavor?
I have the blueberry or the chocolate chip.
What do we got here?
Okay, we got chocolate chip here.
Oh, these are so good.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, I'm gonna say this.
These are these good?
Yes, Chad, these are good, these are good.
What about them recent then?
Yes.
But for me personally, they just like are too dry
in my mouth.
Bro, what are you talking about?
Is that crazy to say?
Have one of these.
These are not dry.
Right?
I just, I don't like, like, cakey things.
See, I, I, I respect that.
That's my favorite thing.
Oh God.
I just don't like cakey cup cakey type of,
type of things personally.
What's your favorite candy?
Um, right now or all the time?
All the time.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, just don't even touch those.
Favorite candy of all time?
Is this what you were talking about?
No.
No, those are not our butters.
We're nutty buddies.
Ooh, they're nutty buddies.
Ooh, where's this?
Oh!
Oh, that's not what you're getting.
Cinnamon toast rice bar!
Yeah, we gotta look at this.
Dude, I'm getting full!
My favorite candy of all time?
Are you like a sweet, like sour?
Ah, no, I don't even know.
Although I'd say like, all right, this is kind of,
this is probably gonna sound weird.
But there's these little chocolates.
Is that candy or no?
Yeah, I'll tell you.
There's these little chocolates, and they're like this big,
they're a little rectangle on the squares,
or like this big, I'd say,
and they come in like a gold wrapper.
I don't even know what it is.
It's like a gold, and they come in like a gold wrapper,
but they come in a big pack.
Oh, they're like, they melt, they're like.
But it adds like a little crunch in it almost.
I know this.
I'm not quakes.
Twix is so good.
They're like, they're literally a square.
It's literally a square.
It's like, it's like.
Let's see, Charleston chews Rollos?
Rollos?
No.
There's caramel in them.
No.
No?
It's just chocolate.
Someone said Ferrero-ché.
It's just chocolate with like a little crunch in it.
It's like a mini crunch bar.
So it sounds like Heath bars.
No, not Heath bars, dude, though.
There are valley and milky way.
I don't know what they're called.
I don't even know if they're a name brand.
I just know they're like various,
they come in like packs
and my mom would always have it in the kitchen.
She would just have a bowl of these,
like a little golden chocolates.
Now I'd walk in, I'd pick one up
and I'd peel the wrapper back.
It was super satisfying to peel the wrapper off too.
And then I just pop a thing went off.
And I would just suck on it.
I don't know what those are.
I used to be a candy store where I grew up,
and they had them, but they were considered old candies.
So they were vintage at this candy store,
whatever that was called.
And they literally were the same.
They were wrapped in a gold wrapper.
There wasn't a crunch.
They would melt in your mouth if they were awesome, bro.
Man, you don't like birthday candy?
Can I not stand it?
No.
You don't like birthday party?
I don't eat cake.
Dude, I wish I had that problem.
Unless I should be.
Oh, what's your favorite ice cream?
Gotta be, gotta be blue.
Blue moves and sprinkles.
But other than that, like more like regular flavors,
I'd say chocolate to Bicchio.
So good, yeah.
That's great.
I don't have much to worry about. I have no worries about it.
Rice Krispie treats we tried those. Lunchables still relevant. Uncrustables still relevant.
I think we hit all the like the main childhood foods in my opinion. And I'm gonna do something
I really messed up, I'm gonna leave you alone
on the chat for 30 seconds while I go pee.
Oh, okay.
Chat!
Be nice!
It'll be quick, I'll be quick.
What's up, y'all?
Hey, be real, chat.
What are you thinking?
You having fun?
Has this been entertaining?
I don't know what to compare it to, right?
So, I don't know if this is like,
typically how it goes on these streams.
All right, let's see.
Yo, yes, yes.
Someone says I'm cooked now, buddy.
All right, cool.
Let's see, yes, it's going to my live stream.
Thank you guys, I appreciate that.
Yo, WVL, I appreciate you, man.
Really good to hear, because I kind of went into this,
like I had no idea what to expect,
and I didn't want to have an opinion or an expectation.
Lacey's been super cool, and everyone's been really kind.
Sometimes the streaming world can get a bad rap,
so you never know what to expect,
but I'm genuinely surprised at how much fun I've been having.
You had fun today?
Like, so much fun.
That makes me happy.
Yeah, I did.
I saw all the ones just people that have fun.
Yeah, for real.
You set up a great environment, and it's
fun to watch you two interact at the chat.
Thank you, bro.
And you're a good sport, too.
Thank you.
Wash your hands.
I did wash my hands.
What's a loaded diaper?
You're so adorable.
Oh, dude, yes.
Yo, we're going to get this book away.
All of us do it right now.
All of us do it outside real quick before we do it.
Just kidding.
Thank you guys for watching the video.
Make sure to give it a like, comment, and subscribe.
Go show love to Zach, man.
Thank you.
Great time trying all the childhood snacks.
And great video.
I'll see you guys in the next one.
And I'll stare at the camera for like 30 seconds.
Just to get it.
Actually, 30 seconds.
Okay.
I was like, I can do this for a lot of actually, stop trolling, I'll do the kid boy, let's
move the table and you get one of them.
Bro doesn't know about a loaded diaper.
Oh, Bro knows.
What is a loaded diaper?
Bro, I thought you watched the movie.
Well, I did. It was a long time ago.
Bro doesn't know loaded diaper.
The best band ever in existence.
Wait, that was, oh that was the name of Roderick Maynk.
Yes.
See, I know what I see below the name.
Alright ladies and gents, so first off, how do we pick this person?
Okay, so here's what we're gonna do.
And the winner's gonna decide if they want both of us to sign it.
I think it's cooler if you have me and Lacey both sign it.
So, because that'll probably be the only one in existence.
Chat, do you guys think that's cooler?
All right, so we're going to go to this thing called Nightbot, and then there's a giveaways
tab, right?
Where every person who types the what word, what's the word?
Any word?
Let's do a hamburger.
Anybody who types the word hamburger in the chat, if you are a subscriber, you have five
times the amount of luck to win.
Oh, that's awesome.
Yeah.
So people who are subscribed, we'll do seven, seven times the amount of luck to win actually
do five.
subscriber. Everybody who types hamburger, you are now entered into the giveaway. We'll
run it for what, two minutes while you want to talk about the book maybe or...
Yeah. Well first off, I mean, this book is sick frankly. If you haven't read it, it's
essentially about how we made the movie. So everything from like how we got cast, how
the book was initially made, there's me. Greg Halfley was actually created in 1998
January and I was born in February. So we didn't necessarily realize but our fates
would eventually meet. I think I did this wrong.
We're gonna redo that. Yeah, I didn't get away wrong. Unfortunately I typed
hamburger and wrong. I don't know how I managed to do that. Okay, wait. It's not
burger, B-U-R. It's just gonna be burger. It's gonna be burger. B-U-R-G-E-R.
Okay, done. There we go. If you type burger you are now entered in B U R G E R
There we go. Awesome. I did hand burger instead of ham
Awesome, bro. Yeah, I mean it's sick, bro
It's like if you want to know how a movie gets made it talks about how we chose the wardrobe
How the audition process behind the scenes but in a book form. Yeah, like quite literally you so read a lot
me I read every day but more like
self-help mindset books like atomic habits and actually I read a book it's
called The Daily Stoic every day to kind of just center myself it talks about
like basically trying not to get ego in the way staying humble but also trying
to work hard and keep your head down so I've done that like for four years. What's a book you would
recommend for everybody that if you have one book to recommend for everybody to read what would it be?
atomic habits or think and grow rich.
Basically everything you want in life,
my fellow humans and friends,
is literally, it all comes down to habits
and visualizing what you want every day
because when you think about something,
you're more likely to actually take the steps to act on it.
So those two books are really good.
So and just remember,
you can literally do anything you want in life.
I mean, literally Lacey and I sitting here
We're a product of just going after what we want.
Very true.
There's nothing special about us.
We're just working hard, keeping our heads down
and trying to have fun along the way too, right?
Exactly.
You can do it.
Straight up.
Beautiful message.
Just chat and not note it when we say it once.
Guys, typing burger only works once.
We're going to do it in a, I'm about to do it, okay?
All you have to do is type burger in the chat
and you can win a signed book,
The signed diary would be kid from Zachary.
And I, do you think Zachary or Zachary?
Zach, people call me Zach.
Zach, from Zach.
Or if you want, we can both sign it
if the winner wants me to sign it as well.
We'll get your address and ship it out to you.
If you are a subscriber,
you have five times the chances to win.
So if you type Burger once, you have five entries.
Okay.
This is so fun.
It makes me wanna start Twitch streaming.
You got to, you got to.
And look, they sub people who really want to get it.
They sub right here, it pops up right here
and I can thank.
Thank you, Luzzie for the sub,
Ryan with the sub, T-Fast with the sub,
Endo with the sub, Coach with the sub,
Chase with the sub, a little slice.
Leanne, Trey Brian, Cal Clutch, Woody,
Eat Cracko, Snappy, Magic Lettuce,
Daddy Leeks, and F-O-Lon.
And you can thank the subs.
All right, are you ready to draw it?
Yeah, let's run it.
Okay, here we go.
Quick question, if I were to ever like Twitch,
what advice would you have for me?
Because I have an account but I haven't streamed in like years and I like voiceover stuff.
The advice that I would give you would be, well first I feel like you'd have, I feel
like you, your streaming could be a different niche.
It could be a different than like what other people do because a lot of people go on stream
and it's a lot of the same thing.
They're playing games, obviously you can play games.
I think your lane would be like music,
like people would love to watch you sit there
and just play the guitar
or like the process of making a song.
People would love that.
But also just like you talking.
Like I feel like, like I said earlier,
you're really good at talking.
I feel like people would definitely sit there and watch
and listen to you like talk about important things.
But the main advice I give to anybody streaming
is in streaming in general,
discoverability is impossible.
Like no one's gonna open Twitch
and find a new streamer, or find a streamer.
You have to promote outside of streaming,
like TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, stuff like that.
Cause you can't find, you just cannot get found
on in streaming, like nobody opens a Twitch app
and scrolls and finds new streamers.
They just click on who they are and no one like to watch.
So that would be my main.
What is this, Berger chain?
Yeah, the thing's very, very important.
It's so funny, it's like, we're talking about this,
and this is everyone's favorite burger in the top.
All right, ready, Jack?
I appreciate that.
Here we go.
The winner is
two alpha zero.
Nice.
All right, so now how do we find out if two alpha
zero.
He typed PBM.
Well, what is that? What is Pete? What is Max? What?
What I don't know
PBM
Is that burger? Oh, he checked it a bunch of times. Yo to alpha zero. You said the winner is I
Said PBM. Okay, so you were doing max's inch. Okay. Got it. And the winner is
Yo, AlphaZero, do you want just Zach to sign it, or do you want both of us to sign it?
I say both.
Oh!
Let's go!
He said both, okay!
Okay, so here's where I typically sign.
On this page, do you want me to put your name, or do you want me to put two alpha
underscore zero. That's actually a good question. Minus value. You ruined it. No, this guy just
Just plot two K-lub, okay?
Let's go K-lub!
Thank y'all.
Zoo,
we,
are you Rootsy and Mama on it?
Of course.
All right, and Lace is gonna sign it too.
I got you, bruh.
All right, now I'm gonna sign it too.
I'm gonna sign it.
Where should I sign it at?
Wherever you want.
There, there, there.
Okay, I'm gonna sign it too, bruh.
I'm gonna sign this for you dude, okay?
I'm gonna actually do it, wow, that is insane signature.
Ha ha ha, let's see yours bro.
How much stuff do you sign?
Hey!
That's sick bro.
Dude, that's fire!
Put the L through the A.
Yeah!
And it leads into the Y.
Bro!
Hey, let's go!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Value dropped.
That's not true, it's not true.
Shoot Alpha Zero, can you please DM Anticon
and send him your address so we can get the shift out
so you can org DM Drew.
And then also, wait, Russell,
do we have any other votes?
Yeah.
Can you sign one for me?
Yeah, of course, bro.
Dude, I'll bring you another one to your next time.
It's the right one, is that a fine sign?
Dude, what do you mean, anything, yeah.
Whatever y'all want.
I know he doesn't have to go soon,
he's got something he's got to do,
but be honest, did you have fun?
Bro, I had a blast.
Like genuinely, like no BS, I know we're on stream,
and there's always like a little bit of like a guard
with that, but like, I would have just like hung out
with you.
Like you actually, you're so funny.
Thank you, bro.
I had a great time.
Do you like, I'm curious if like,
that's how you are off stream too?
Like the dance angle?
He does the same shit, obviously.
Yeah, bro.
Because I have that camera on you.
I didn't even like...
No, that's just how I am.
You're funny.
So this is Zach's trying to cry.
Nah, but the chat loved it.
I'm gonna be like, I usually get really old.
I have the three viewers in movies.
We're in three, right?
Yes.
And then this was like a cheese version.
Bro, go for the OG.
Oh wait, no, which is your favorite?
Whichever one you want.
Yeah, okay, back.
This is sick!
That's cleanings, yeah.
Where do you sign it on here?
Greg Half-Bleed's Journal.
Wherever you want.
The cheese touch.
I do them all, bro.
That's, like, you put too lacy?
Of course, bro.
I'm gonna put too lacy, you get the cheese touch.
I get the cheese touch now!
Yeah, bro, I wouldn't announce that.
You're a grown man.
We're both grown man, don't me?
You know, your autograph is so cool.
Bro, you got the same flow.
No.
Not even close.
Appreciate you, Brad.
Oh my gosh.
Look at that.
Look at his signature.
That's so tough.
The Z goes through.
Thank you, bro.
You're welcome.
room. Thank you, bro. This is sick.
Dude, good memory, man. Great memory. So much higher than
that's crazy. All right, Charles walks out here. You got
to go, right? Yeah, I got to run. Drill. Make a tick talk.
Make a tick talk. We is there a diary will begin to talk?
There's gotta be a sound we can do really quick.
Let's run it.
There's gotta be one.
I know you gotta go.
I'll do it super quick.
No, no, no.
Honestly, I'd be down to make something, too.
From Diary of, oh, is there a sound?
I'm so blessed that I'm part of something that can still go.
Already?
Holy shit.
Oh, here's us again, and us again.
Shit.
What?
Can you still sing this?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna beat you now tonight
Alright, let's take it
Wait, what should we do?
Chad, did we do this sound?
And then set it up?
And then what if we, hold on
Cause I look like Rowley
What's like a famous thing we do?
No, no, we gotta do it
We need to find the broken hand out here.
You broke.
I have a cast.
You broke my hand. Did you give me a t-
No, it's Drake.
Don't come by my house.
I'm sorry.
Don't call me.
Oh, yeah, that one's good yet.
Okay, I was not messing.
Let's do that one.
What?
Call me.
That's so good.
Dude, wait, which one? The singing one or this one?
Dude.
How should we film it?
Your dress is rather. It's gotta be on you. First? First?
Just hold it for a sec. I want to see what the audience...
Don't call me. Don't come out of my house.
Wait, why is it only six seconds though?
Is there a problem?
I can stand behind you.
It's gotta be a long one.
That's the same sound.
Do the don't call. Do the catcher sound?
Guys, it's gonna take forever. I don't even know where that sound is.
It's like...
Catcher?
Wimpy Kid?
I
Could do that you didn't run it, but yeah
Well, I don't think what
I know you got another saying chat just pick really quick before he's got to go so we do
Do we do the Kesha song do we do the the the
Don't call me or do we do the same one?
I feel like if we did the singing one and it was like slow motion
What do you mean?
What do you don't say?
I mean, you can show them in for sure.
Don't call me?
Okay.
Three, two.
It's pretty iconic.
Sometimes people just like
walk up to you in the street and say that
and I'm like...
I'll just pretend.
Alright, anyway.
Oh, you can do the door one too.
There's another one.
Y'all like the doorbell too?
Poopy pants, there are so many if they're saying.
Which one do you think?
I think this one is great. I could just like stand behind you.
What am I doing?
Don't call me.
Don't come by my house.
We're done.
Okay, I know the lyrics. I know the words.
Okay, this one. Okay, ready?
Don't call me.
Don't come by my house. We're done.
Don't call me. Don't come by my house. We're done.
That's actually kind of funny.
Y'all work way too fast. That's crazy.
Alright, I'll draft that one. Yeah, you can just do it. I'll pick the best one.
Um, okay. And then last form. I'll do this one just because I play. This is iconic.
That's all you. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I was thinking that, too.
What's the singing one? And I need you not tonight.
Telling you this one. Hold it, Jerome.
No, no, hold it like this and I'm telling you, if I start over, wait, so what's the
scene with that song?
So this scene is basically, all these kids are auditioning for this school play and
they all sound really bad and then Greg comes up and he sounds amazing.
But we don't get all the bad voice, that one is just the,
And I need you now tonight
So
Right, so he's still got it, huh?
He's still got it
Shit!
Okay, so I'm thinking we just do this song and it's like us, like me, like kind of running and I hug you
Let's do it, right?
Alright
How long? Make sure the audio's on there
Thank you, Brissy
Or that
You just got mobbed
So I think I'm going to do it in slow motion.
What should I do?
Just stand.
I think, Drew, maybe you start it on me or start it on him and then you start on him
maybe like this and maybe you're like singing it and then he pans it over to me and it's
me and then he backs up and I run and I hug you.
Great.
What do you want me to do when you come into the house?
Hug me back and then I just turn around.
Perfect.
That was...
That word.
Eddie?
I'm going to do like four times.
Alright, so you're going to be talking.
Alright, now shoot.
So, two, three.
Three, two, one.
That's perfect. That's perfect. Let him leave. Okay, I'm sorry I kept you. Alright, let's
Thank y'all, I appreciate y'all, hopefully I see some of y'all at the show next week in LA.
There will be more and Lacey's gonna...
You better work on that, bro.
That's a good goal.
And my guitar too.
Love y'all, appreciate you!
You got camera ready, Drew?
Just no car license plate, ideally.
Yeah.
Gracias.
Oh, that's sick.
Oh, man.
So.
WStreamchat.
Yeah.
WZack.
You were actually a lot of fun, man.
Thank you.
I get really nervous when I do that.
I get really nervous when I do like stuff with people that I haven't had on stream before because I'm worried they're not gonna
Like me on treat. They're gonna like be coming me like all those guys are weird
So I'm definitely a weird person well, it's a testament to being weird is sometimes how do you make a difference in this world?
All right, thanks. Thank you, man, bro. Appreciate you
Stream thank you for having good luck with your show if you said it's next Wednesday next Wednesday
Maybe I'll come
I'll text you thank you for coming. I appreciate you and I just text me about it. Yeah. Yeah, uh
Outside of stream we should catch it sometime. Let's get in there. So they just text me. I'm down. Let's do it. Thank you, man
W. Zack in the chat, bro
Actually a great guy dude great guy very nice amazing. He's a great all-around human being bro. All right chat
Which one do I post? Which one do I post?
Don't come by my house, we're done.
That one?
Or do I do?
Or do I do this one?
Wait.
One or two, one or two.
Both?
No, not both, Chad, not both, not both.
Just type one or two, Chad.
call me or the singing they're all saying one okay I'm not opposed right now
I am.
Greg X Raleigh in 2026.
Emoj.
Hashtag.
All right chat. It's posted. Mods, when it posts, can y'all get a thing? If you came from the stream, make sure to let people know in the comments from the stream, from the stream. Y'all already know how it is when we do the collabs and the streams with people. We always got to post a TikTok.
And got all the people who know who was here from the street, man.
He was a great guy, and he was actually so nice.
And if you only ought me, I will be holding on forever.
I just hit the ADAPT CLIP REVERSE CARD on him, Jack.
I just hit the ADAPT CLIP REVERSE CARD on him.
Bro, that's not my fault someone had the ingest muted.
Fine just go to Jason Street L. Rums. I'm not gonna lie rums. You're on thin ice, buddy
You're on thin fucking ice, buddy boy
What's wrong
Ron ended
We did not.
I'll be falling off forever.
Yo, can we return the air out a little bit?
Alright, let's react to calm.
Triple the ads, double the subs, and quarter four ad revenue, verse one and two, huh?
M3. Did this dude just show a quarter-four, three hundred hours streamed with 18 minutes
of ads an hour and double myself and try to you want to talk about quarter four you want
to talk about quarter four let's talk about quarter four bro let's talk about quarter four
Let's talk about quarter four.
Let's talk about quarter four, retard.
Let's talk about quarter four, dumbass.
You want to talk about October?
You want to talk about quarter four ads?
Fuck you, fuck you, retard.
Fuck you, bro.
Fuck you, son.
Like, get off my dick, bro!
Get off my dick, bro!
Holy fuck!
Tell for me?
I don't care, bro, I don't care.
Wait, Max is pulling up her basketball?
Wait, Max is pulling up her basketball and gone?
I need to be banned off the internet because tell me why it took months for this dude to
actually come out and say, here, here, my analytics, because he has a software engineer to, to
treat those inspect elements and stuff to make it seem like, oh.
So let me get this straight. Let me get this straight. Let me get this straight.
It goes from
bought in views
To then bought in TikTok clips to then when I have them when I have an active chat bottom chatters
To then when I show my revenue hiring a software engineer to change my twitch revenue
Very honest keep pushing the goalpost back
It just keeps good getting pushed back, bro.
The truth of the matter is the reason my name is brought up so much is because it gets the
it gets you views.
No ego shit.
You use my name or you use my name for some type of hate.
It gets you views.
Is that simple?
Is that simple, bro?
Listen, one thing that I've learned over all this time on the internet and everything is
that if there are people who are hating, if there's people who's discrediting, and
if there's people who are using your names to farm engagement,
that means you're doing something right.
That means I'm doing something right.
If I got this many people,
that means I'm doing something right.
Wait, do you want in your bedroom?
Do you want LEDs?
LEDs, yeah.
If I can do that top part.
Yeah.
Packers running back Josh Jacobs was arrested this morning on five charges.
Battery, domestic abuse, criminal damage, disorderly conduct, domestic abuse,
strangulation, and suffocation.
You give this shit too much attention?
No bro, you don't understand.
I don't give it any attention ever.
That's the thing.
But when something is just dragged out
over and over and over again,
like it's time for me to just be like,
yo, look at this.
You know what I mean?
It's time for me to be like, yo, here's this, bro.
Look at this.
Now what?
So
Max is pulling up? When though?
What is this?
TMZ? RayJ has been
hospitalized after being knocked out.
Holy shit, holy shit balls dude, he had a chair realistically, wait I thought Yana was coming.
I thought Yana was supposed to be coming.
She is?
Jason told me to.
He actually texted me.
Jason cancelled?
Got room for one more.
I want a game!
Ooh, I want to make a pizza!
Let me do this.
Alright, let's do this.
Let's just make that piece up, right?
Yes!
Stop fooling around with full detection, right?
Wait, so Yana's not coming?
This is so tough.
No idea.
Yeah, look.
Oh, fuck, I forgot to repost the TikTok.
Wait, mods, did y'all spam up the new TikTok in the chat?
March, change the title to Making the World's Largest Pizza.
It's him.
Don't come by my house.
Why does bro actually look like Rowley?
Why is that the fucking chick?
Lacey himself news.
Also chat.
I want to tell you all right now.
I know I say this a lot, but for all the people in the stream who do post clips or want to
get into clipping, you could join my server and post clips of me and you can make a lot
of money.
All right.
There's people that are making five figures a month.
Five.
Yes, five figures a month off clipping from me.
So this is the discord right here.
If you post clips on TikTok, create a Lacey account, whatever you want to do when you
post clips.
You can submit them to the server and then you can get paid for posting those clips and
it pays very well.
Up to 20k a month you can get.
I want six figures.
Yo, son, you're not getting fucking six figures, bro.
If you all the army die, we'll be holding on forever.
You're good.
Is it $1 per 1K views?
What?
No, sonyan.
You're singing as genuine.
All right, can I actually try to sing
and see if you guys think I'm good?
Like, let me actually try to sing, okay?
No like, no trolling, no like, no funny business.
Let me actually try to sing.
I know you somewhere out there somewhere far away I want you back I want you back
My neighbors think I'm crazy, but they don't understand
Yo, Nick the Plug! Thank you for the fuck! Good stuff!
Hey, shout out to Nick the Plug, man. W Nick in the chat.
If you guys search up Nick the Plug on TikTok, that is, honestly, I think he's my top clipper.
I think Nick the Plug is my top clipper. Him or TB.
But he's one of my top clippers, since we're just talking about the clip and discord.
If I had to guess about Nick the Plug, you know what?
I want to ask him.
Hey, Nick the Plug.
Quick question.
How much money did you make last month?
Just off clipping in general, not just me, just clipping in general.
I'm actually curious.
Nah.
You're pocket watching?
Nah, fuck.
My pocket watching, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad,
my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
He definitely made 5K plus.
Bro, he made more than 5K, bro.
He makes six figures a year clipping?
Damn bro.
That's fucking... Watch this.
Did you like that, Mama?
You look incredible tonight. Come closer.
I can't hide this secret for longer.
Hey, you've seen down. What's wrong?
I'm just feeling uneasy about things.
Don't worry, I'm here for you.
One day, you'll see the truth.
Nobody, she's a watermelon.
What is this?
What is she hiding from me?
You ate the last slice!
I didn't mean to!
Take them back!
No!
Sorry!
Explain this to me!
I just wanted you to love me.
Get out! We're done!
We're done! So please! I need it! Go now!
I have nowhere to go!
It's okay. You're safe here, we've been here.
Amy, I'm so worried.
Come on in. Everything will be alright.
Don't worry. We'll figure it out.
We won't.
We will. I promise.
Okay. I trust you.
Actually, I'm a man.
I'm going crazy!
It was really that bad.
What the fuck?
Wait, are we making the pizza?
What are some playing CS go?
That was one hell of a fucking plot twist dude.
C.S. Go died six years ago. Then why is on plane right now? Wait, should I make sure Yana
still coming tomorrow? Is she okay? My dad texted me. He said, Nico, another movie for
you to watch is called The Gunman starring Sean Penn. It's on Amazon Prime. Wait, she's
coming tomorrow? We're supposed to stream tomorrow!
Lacey's fit today. Dave Pav, thank you for the five fucking gifts, Dave. Thank you.
This is not how I was dressed.
Should I change my fit?
Should I change my fit? I feel like my fits are even bad. I feel like you guys are just like
I feel like you guys are just hating on my on my fit
But I'm I'm deadass trying to sit here and think
What fit could I put on that you guys wouldn't hate on you know what I mean like I
I don't think, I don't think there's a,
I think I could genuinely put on the most fire fit possible
and you guys would, would think that like, oh, that fits ass.
You know what, Drew, talk to the chat real quick.
I'm gonna go put a fit on and I'll let them read it
when I get back.
Chad, stay here.
Give me, give me two minutes.
I actually have consumed like 3,000 calories
for all these fucking snacks, bro.
And why did 100 calories in here?
Oh, fuck.
Hold on, chat.
Why did 78?
That's just so fucking hard.
15 million dollars, man.
No, I see
Shut up bro, you guys don't understand it's hot in here
It was lighter. It's kind of cool. How does this work?
Wait, so if I if I put my hand on it would it burn my hand because it's not a fire
No, it won't
Bro, I don't know because I have low I look you see a fire building out
Try it.
It's not fire, that's what I'm saying, so it won't burn my hand or no.
Put paper on it.
Oh fuck.
Holy shit.
Oh my god, now it smells like a ass in here, that just smells so bad.
poor Gatorade on it dude it's so so bad if you got it open
absolutely bad dude chat I was trying to clean up and I spilled fucking I don't
even know what they are fruit loop fucking straws all over the floor I'm
Frank Lacey, how should I prank Lacey?
There's a bot and not a bot.
Dude, it's your brain working with one brain cell.
No, I'm probably smarter than everyone in this house. I'm not going to lie.
Set chair on fire. That's not a good prank.
third brain I guess I guess I'm not smarter than you guys wait you can recharge this how
does it even work how do you just recharge the lighter break is set up as I'm praying
Well, we got
You actually might have the worst bits of all time
What is this?
That leather jacket isn't your money?
No, you look like
There was a one of this is Carlos Jackie great sir
Put Jarla's jacket back.
Outsiders.
Yeah, yeah, that one.
What are you about to put on, bro?
Dear God.
What's the worst, Ron?
I'm not backing you up with you.
What's the worst, Ron?
I'm not backing you up with you.
What's the worst, Ron?
Dude, what are you staring at?
What's with it?
It's 95 degrees out.
What's with it?
Hold on, Lace.
Come on.
Is she got a heart, no?
You should get a stylus and see if anyone notices.
Yeah?
Yeah, Chad would you guys be able to notice if you got a stylist
Chad these are actually God's here sparkling inside here
Thank God it came in and off, bro.
Oh fuck.
Dude.
What are you wearing, bro?
Hold on!
Come on, man, ain't nothing too shabby with it.
Ain't nothing too...
Hey!
Ain't nothing too crazy, son.
Son.
I don't need a stylist also this is probably
Like, out of all the memorabilia I have,
this is fucking sick by the way.
Like, that is so cool.
I do.
Let's go make, we're making a world's largest pizza.
Yeah, world's largest pizza.
But I thought Eric did that.
He did a whole stadium.
And then Lacey shut up.
Maybe you would need it.
Why do you go that way?
Yeah, also I want to let y'all know I
Am doing an overnight sleep stream. Okay, but when I'm asleep epic is gonna be taking over my stream
Is he alive?
He's not even alive.
Whoa?
Hey, will Kai come in?
What's good, buddy?
What's wrong, son?
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry
Lights our communication
I'm preparing for when we hit New York
When you go to New York, whatever we going in New York
You just get bad guys on
Why you don't fuck with it? I got stylist. I got stylist. That's why your stylist. My name's Debbie
I feel like I've seen a dab weirdo so before I definitely I've seen a dab weirdo so before
Why are socks dirty?
Does this work?
How much do you think I weigh?
How much do you think I weigh to be honest?
We have lost the game weight since last time.
Since last time
All right over under 200 okay, you're definitely 200 over under though like 200
Probably told one
That's a little five pounds not bad at all lost five pounds everybody keep hating on me. No
I gotta say some move all y'all dick suckers and dick riders
keep hating on me, keep hating on me saying oh eat a miss, eat a not a stick
into your diet. I just lost five pounds in three weeks son. So all the muscle
mass that you have gained over the course of you actually go into the gym
you're losing that and gaining fat. Your body is like this more than that. I see it
like like this I wasn't able to see like my body's disorbing. Yeah mine is
2-0. Mine is 2-0. Mine is 2-0. Guess what? I lost five pounds, you gained
12% body fat in the last month so I don't want to hear my body is this morphine my body's morphine
Yes, my body is too. All right, so let's start hitting Jimmy Dillard on it because my wrist will do this.
Yes, bro. I sold you to a fast-fake game. You let that thing completely hang in.
That's cap. That's not cap. That's not cap.
That's not cap. That's not cap.
Nigga said, oh god I know that's cap.
Nigga, I remember when Molo was like, yo we have to do this tomorrow after we hit the movies and you was like,
Say we're a folk!
Say we're a folk you ain't fucked me raw!
I didn't know I was gonna dance with Shrek.
Yo, make it as me sure it was.
Yeah, what happened to Yana?
Um, so...
You said she's coming at 2.
Yeah, but...
No, you cancel on Yana.
No, I didn't cancel on fucking Yana. Don't start this shit.
Okay, so I FaceTimed her before stream.
She said her shoot ends at 5.
But I didn't realize that meant that she can't come until after 5.
So I still thought that she was gonna come around one or two and then turns out she's
But she's coming tomorrow, so I'm seeing them all
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be there
What's I doing I
Got shit playing
Lollis hey, what's a melee?
Fire ass three-way stream
How does that backflip what what did you do? I don't know what did I do?
Why you're gonna cover in fucking 90 degree weather and when did you get Tariyami?
Thank you for the 12 months of gone Tariyami with the year-long sub. Thank you, Tara
So Tara, you will never sub to my fucking channel.
Thank you for your long subs Tara, appreciate that.
You have never, you have never given a sub to me.
Bro, I basically gave Tara her future husband.
You come out.
I threw a lob.
Where? To Tara.
From to...
I doubt it.
Alright, come on bro.
Let's bail us in the kitchen.
These are the ingredients you have for a room.
I saved $500 on a big pizza.
This is $500.
What here was $500?
This is an exclusive if I can ship straight out of Italy.
Freemium quality flour.
All purpose enriched bleach precipitate.
So why don't we get a fucking board?
I convinced him not to do it.
Did I?
I'm not going to answer.
All right, bro.
You want to make the world's biggest pizza
with two packs of flour?
What is that?
It's not a super deposit, bro.
What is that for?
I was going to do it as a yonah.
You're doing a hand cut?
We were gonna do it. I was gonna do it.
Well, take the keys off.
Well, I can't do my left arm.
You're gonna have to swap to your left arm.
Wait, your shithole?
Yeah.
It's getting better.
Already?
PPC.
What the...
That made you go to shit. You've been tapping it too.
PPC, don't worry about it.
PPC, another peptide?
Come on, bro.
Are we actually handcoping?
No, I don't wanna handcuff to your freaky ass, bro!
God, you're so chopped.
No, I thought we were actually handcuffing while doing this.
So we're just making the world's hardest pieces.
No, no, no, no, no!
You know that or not?
Yes, yes.
That's fucking creepy as hell.
Yeah, I've seen clips on Tiktok, so watch it.
I thought we were gonna have a good date!
Oh my god, man.
Wait, you haven't seen the movie?
No.
No, wrong.
I actually watched the entire fucking movie on Tiktok.
You gotta go see the movie, though.
I watched the whole movie on Tiktok, man.
Oh, yeah.
Did you see the car seat?
Yeah.
I watched it.
I went to the movie last night.
Oh, yeah.
I need a chair like that.
You know, y'all are tripping.
Hi, man.
Well, we gotta wait till the music stops.
Sure you'll watch the music show?
Definitely.
WWWW!
Finally live!
WWWW!
Finally live! W, W, W, W!
Bros late! Bros late! Long at intro! Long at intro!
No, that's LVN.
WWW!
WWWWLINE!
WC!
WLINE! WLINE!
Long at intro! Long at intro!
Yes!
Five stars!
Yes!
3D ARG!
I feel that End of the Core Boy is happening very soon.
Alright, ready? I'm ready.
Yo, whoa!
Alright, how do we start?
Make it bigger?
Yeah. Largest piece in the world.
Do I really like instructions or do we just have to free while?
Yeah, we have it.
But we can make it first.
Okay.
But it's got to be like, like,
fucking this whole fucking kitchen.
Do you want to make it?
Yeah.
So first we should probably put some paper down, no?
Yes.
Whoa!
How are we gonna cook that?
Whoa!
I don't think it really bothered us.
How are we gonna cook that?
No, but we still have to somehow figure out a way to make a big pizza
Do we have a torch?
Cook the dough. Flame throw the cheese in the sauce.
Wait, where's the pizza mill?
What are you talking about, you make the dough?
We make the dough?
How do we make dough?
I bought all the stuff to make the dough.
What?
I bought all the stuff to make the dough what what I mean doesn't don't take like three hours to make
doesn't don't like three hours to make I mean I can also try to order pre-made dough
well how long does dough take to make
hour two
rise
Oh
Shit
Yes, uh, what we got a Baylash
What's a Baylash?
Oh my god, bro, then we got to leave the house, bro
Oh my god
Bro this is all like tennis like pizza put it on top each other and call it a fucking day bro
We couldn't know let's let's go to the store and get get like 30 pizzas and then we spread it out and make the world's largest pizza outside
like what
Listen, we go to the store and we buy third pizzas and then we go outside
and we just spread the pizza out to make the world's hardest pizza.
But but then we're wasting food. Unless we eat it. We're not wasting, we're breaking the world record.
But but I mean we should eat it a little bit at least.
food wasting bro bro you gotta actually eat though bro let's just eat three
pizzas do that I'm on red a bro you're not on red exactly bake the pizza with
the sun listen listen if you use the sun let's to bake the pizza son listen we
We can get a tarp, get the pizzas, put it on a tarp.
But where are we gonna get the pizzas?
Domino's.
Should we go to Nier's Domino's and ask for 100 pizzas?
See what they say.
I'm down here.
And then we put the camera in their face and say,
yeah, we're giving it out to the homeless.
And we expect them to give it to us for free.
I mean, I don't think we don't have to do that part.
No, but that's part of the thing.
Yana on the way?
Yana, yeah, Yana pulling up in 10 minutes y'all soon.
She's coming soon.
Oh, for real?
No, hell no.
pre-eating the pizzas you got. All right you want to go to Domino? Let's find the nearest pizza place.
Okay, let's do it. Nearest pizza. Okay, genuinely how long will that take?
Don't, don't say it because chat might be the way. Domino's 2.6 miles, 15 minute drive.
I mean bro, I would rather. There's a pizza place closer, only 12 actually.
just make it they're saying just make it bro I mean yeah we can make a pizza if
you want I bet should we get the dough then
okay so let's say that you're gentrifying me with that ballash what is
gentrifying me like how colonizing it I don't know that means either so basically
bro we Columbus came here he colonized the Native American and that's
what you're doing with the word abolish with and now you're making it
baby it's Baylash Baylash yeah I don't know that is someone put ice cream in
the cabinet instead of in the freezer oh thank you all right all right shall
we yeah let's make a pizza let's make a pizza well I mean that's a referee
reference. Let's make a pizza. That's really me. That's very
super. You don't know that. Let's make a pizza. I don't know
that one. I don't know that one. Shout out Julia man. Shout
out Julia. Alright, so should we get a dough or do you want
to make the dough? Make the dough. How do you make dough?
I want honey. Make dough. Uh flour.
Did you see the camera caught me there?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's cleaning.
Yeah, worse nightmare.
Dude, no!
Jack and Jason have been here for 24 hours?
Somebody killed me.
Bro, come on.
Somebody fucking killed me, bro.
Well, I should go to the room. Come on, come on.
I'm pretty sure that I'm going to make a pizza.
It's it's flour and sugar
Right, it's just flour and sugar right guys
No, not Judy
FaceTime cutie Cinderella
I'll be I'll be surprised
Oh, I didn't know she's on break no wait wait let it be
What happened?
I thought that we're calling ready no no you're not fucked up
damn bruh these guys said sugar and kosher mark kosher mark it's eggs you dumb fat fuck
yo come on bruh you can do that why doesn't his dumb ass come and make the fucking guy
you can just correct him bruh you don't gotta say it on that bruh
if you do use sugar for a pizza dough yeah like any roll they do like that challenge as
well yeah no
alright so we're gonna put all the flour we're gonna use do we have dough do we have
Oh, what's this?
You were the one making a pizza?
I don't even know how to start it.
Like, where's Lou?
I don't even know how to make a pizza.
He really knows everything.
Hey, so you weren't so committed to pizza.
You should know how to do that.
Yeah, we had to go, though.
We had to roll out, though.
Like, we didn't make dough.
Who did we?
So we need plates or we need, like, bowls.
You know what happened? I bet Silkie took all the bowls back.
Why?
Yeah, he got the bowls back.
He said if we use his plates and bowls, he's putting them back in his kitchen.
Oh, wait!
Nice and clean too?
That's not big enough, though.
Yeah, it is, yeah.
Stuff or dough?
Unless you want to put in a pan or a pot.
Go keep pot in there.
We could just put in a pot and say, fuck it.
Yeah, yeah.
You're running Max adds brother I run eight minutes of ads fuck you smell like water to
me yep
Yeah, you want yanna soon yanna soon
Okay, so first thing we're gonna do I see me try to do it with no recipe no recipe. Yeah, let's just fucking baby
Let's just pay let you
I think you put all the flour in right no yeah yeah yeah well that's a chat that's a
chat let's do it strictly chat chat what what's the first step all right listen
bro um so what's the point of being like oh no instruction and to say yo chat
what's it with the fucking instructions you fucking idiot we just
have to do it flour and sugar come on bro flour and water all right five cups
five cups five cups five cups five cups five I'll tell you what's it called it's a
cup that's more than a cup though because that's bro that's gotta be more than
there's probably about two cups that's about
I don't fucking mind.
That's not three cups.
That's five cups.
That's not five cups.
That's about...
That's probably three cups.
So, four, five.
Okay?
Where's the east?
You said where's the east?
Yeah, where's the east?
Oh, you got yeast infection?
No, I'm not sure.
Wait, where's the yeast?
You bought so much yeast for Sophie.
Wrong, wrong.
Yeah, I definitely got thrown away, though.
No, I think it's over here.
No, the peanuts from that.
We got actual yeast.
Get it from your groin?
Yo, I don't have a yeast infection, dude.
Ooh.
Yeah, who got actual yeast?
Get it from your groin?
Yo, I don't have a yeast infection, dude.
Ooh.
Bro, there's nothing in your garage.
We could just make the world's largest snack plate.
Ah.
You bet.
Yeah, I've heard I really didn't jack shit for you, bro.
So you just risked your life.
OK, they're saying we need baking soda.
Because OT, bro.
Coco.
I'm gonna look at it.
Are you moving?
Hey, baking soda or yeast?
Or do we need bulk?
Chloe Parker with the ray!
Sucky bug!
Oh, Chloe, let me know if you want to pull it
to that courthouse, man.
At least he said he'd been died for a collab.
Let's go!
Where the fuck is the baking soda?
We got we don't have any yeast or baking soda jet. Oh, what's out of there?
I don't know but it's top shelf bro. I can't get up there
No, no, hey fucking no
Five seven tall maybe more with
She's right behind you
So we're fucking biolishing.
Wait, we got baking powder!
We got baking powder.
That's what we need, right?
Uh, we got more flour too.
Fuck it, we got baking powder, okay?
I was thinking about it.
Joe is baked.
You need baking powder, right?
Uh, so that's why...
How much though?
It's a little bit, you think?
Uh, W-inch of...
I mean, bro, I hear it W-inch of...
Okay.
And then I think you do some water.
Well, we can come fuck with a real boss.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Some sugar?
Okay.
And then we put some water in that bitch and then we stir it and it turns into dough.
I'm pretty sure it turns into dough, right?
Yeah.
Anybody got water?
I don't see.
How much water?
Much, much, much.
Guys this is okay dumb a little water out maybe
But why we got gigglishes behind the camera
I spooner
Just some to mix with any.
Mixer this one?
Yeah, perfect.
Perfect.
I'm going to make a dough out of it.
What consistency is it?
Wait, what about the butter?
Do we have butter?
No, no, no.
Throw in any butter.
Fuck you, kitty.
What?
You're the outperum, bro.
Put some eggs in there.
Wait, do we need eggs?
I don't get eggs.
makes for the dough.
There you go.
Do it in the dough.
And more yeast.
No, I think we're going to go with the dough to be honest.
No, listen, listen. More the merrier, bro.
We're trying to make the biggest thing in the world.
Still got it, bro.
The more dough we have to make.
Bro, we don't put eggs in dough, you fucking idiot!
It is you do just keep mixing trust me and and as we need more stuff
We put more stuff in look a little bit more flour in a bitch
Little more fly we make it pasta, bro. I'm reading the chat. I don't know what's like going on a little bit more bacon powder
More water maybe a little more water. Yeah
I don't need about bro this is it's much it's fucking much fucking oatmeal
Oh
Water bro much water, bro
Yeah, yeah, I mean never enough I can go we're making the big shit
I know.
Give me some of that sugar in there too.
Oh.
I appreciate you doing this with me, right?
Appreciate you.
Alright, now we're going to do...
Now we're going to do...
Hold on, James. One more thing that we need to add. I forgot.
Stop turning it off.
Okay, so we're going to do a little bit of this right here.
This is called... this is dough extract.
extract actually it basically makes it a little more doughy this is just a pure
vanilla extract but why you put vanilla in dough what the fuck are you doing
What do you mean?
You're just fucking stirring it up, bro.
Are we making fucking cookies?
Cookies?
What are we doing?
What do you mean we're making pizza dough, dude?
What are you doing?
Just keep stirring.
Okay.
Now I feel like we're doing...
Now we're making cookies.
Just keep stirring.
I feel like now we're making...
Just keep stirring, bro.
What are we doing?
What do we, bro are we making a pizza anymore?
What are you doing?
Oh, cut that up a little bit, nice.
Nice.
Are we making a cake?
Yes.
Bro what about the pizza?
No, we're making pizza.
We're making pizza.
What do you mean?
We're making pizza, dude.
This isn't a pizza.
How?
Bro, it's cookies.
Bro, are we rotating the biggest cookie in the world?
No, we're making a pizza.
This isn't a pizza, bro.
How's the dill consistency, would you say?
Mm, I mean, probably.
It's not thick enough, bro.
Probably a little bit more vanilla extract, yeah?
Ooh.
Well, you said it's not thick enough.
Bro, lick this shit for me, bro.
Don't waste it.
Lick it.
Try to prank him.
Keep mixing.
OK.
I'm going to shoot, Brooklyn.
Dude.
What are we making?
We're making a fucking pizza! You never seen a circular pizza before?
This has like cookies in it.
That's not cookies. That's minced black beans for the bread.
It's not black beans. That's...
That's a...
You sure you didn't have a fucking sheet, right? A baking sheet?
No.
What about the baking sheet?
No.
Put it on top of the baking sheet.
Yeah, put it on top of the sheet.
Come on. You want a baking sheet?
Baking sheet?
I don't think so, though.
Wait, Lou, Lou, Lou.
That's perfect.
This is the seat of the dog.
Beautiful.
Now, wait and try real quick.
Just give me those.
Make sure it's good.
You did it.
Well, just...
Wait, Lou.
How's the doctor appointment looking?
Which one?
The doctor appointment.
My cough.
Oh.
Nice.
But actually like for a stream.
Just a general doctor?
Any doctor?
Going to a doctor for a stream?
It's going to be a legendary stream.
It's going to be the cough checkup stream.
Wonder if they're going to check.
What'd you say, Lou?
They're going to check.
They're going to check?
Yeah, they're going to check with the man.
OK, I'll take a bet.
How do you keep going there fucking snacking?
I don't know how I got right in there.
I didn't realize I was going to assume it.
I mean, so we're running out of problem here.
Yeah, let me say that first.
See, where's that baking pan that we had last night?
We have a baking sheet and we can take it.
Hey, what's wrong with the vanilla, chat?
He didn't put it back.
He did not put it back in there.
Oh!
There's gotta be a baking sheet, bro.
No, I know there's one here, though. That's a thing.
Because we used it last time.
I'm flying it in the truck.
So where did the cleaner put it?
Because we used it last time.
Yeah.
But it makes no shit, bro, by the way.
I
More sugar
Ever to put it you broke
I like how y'all put this in the first like anyone was gonna fucking eat it
Yeah, now put it in the fridge like you were gonna eat it, bro.
Yo, this pizza's gonna be so good.
Brother, you just built a max sugar in it.
What do you mean?
We're not making fucking pizza.
This isn't pizza.
What do you mean?
This isn't...
Are we making pizza?
Yeah, bro.
He's tripping.
Am I tripping?
Yes.
We're making pizza.
Alright, we're gonna dump this out.
Hold on.
Oh shit, it's that.
Yana's outside.
Oh, for real?
Wait, Yana's actually here?
Yeah.
Wait, Yana's actually here?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
I feel like a knife.
I'm not working on this.
Ew, bro.
Fuck, this smells like shit.
It smells like shit.
Wait, Yana's actually here?
I thought you said you wasn't going to sell it right here.
It's done.
Yeah, it don't work.
I got this shit on lock, bro.
I know what I'm doing.
This pizza is going to be really, really good.
You don't want to buy the pizza when it's ready?
Uh, it's all right, right?
Yeah.
I know. I'll say it. I'll say it.
I'm glad you're here.
I mean, I'm hungry, but I'm going to top that.
I mean, well, it's kind of rude now.
Somebody offers you a free slice of pizza to say no
In a room
You're allergic to pizza?
Yeah
Yalla
How long will it take him to get Yalla?
Where's Yana?
Uh, she could be there by any moment now.
Come, come.
Okay.
Dang, and now right there is a clean, very clean pizza tray now.
Where's Yana?
Oh, shit, fine. I just needed this.
Okay.
So now we're gonna take the pizza. Hey guys, Yana could not come today, but we got the next big thing
Bro, isn't those supposed to be like what way bigger what?
So they come a little bit
It tastes like good kind of light, light, strong, where you eat pineapples, type of cold.
That's my type of cold, right there.
Not my type of cold, it's my kind, I mean.
Cause I'm gonna be honest, I'm a big pineapple juice drinker, just so much.
I only drink pineapple juice, just so my cup tastes good.
But I know you be also freaky ass shit, there.
Talking about, oh, you can use my handcuffs, but they're game-worn.
Yeah, they're game-worn. What are you talking about, bro?
Speaking of handcuffs, where are my handcuffs?
You don't think it smells that?
I suppose it comes, no?
Mine smells like Bleed Salad in there.
You said Bleed's game?
Bro, what the fuck?
That means it's healthy, sir.
Bro, bro, it's come?
Yeah.
Awesome.
What does yours smell like, Jay?
Oh, come on, we all be getting a little sniff after we nut.
I mean, it definitely will smell.
Why should it smell like battery acid?
That's not good at all.
That's a fucking problem.
Why should it smell? It's not normal?
It's not normal?
Like, bruh, bruh.
Why should it smell like fucking, like, if you, if you, yeah,
why should it smell like battery acid?
If you drank it, you would probably turn into a fucking superhero.
And for the pizza, I'm gonna do a layer of sugar on top, like this, look.
No, you hear me? You hear me? Like, if you drank it, you would probably turn into a superhero, because it's radioactive.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I said...
Oh.
Little layer of sugar on top.
No! No!
Little layer of sugar on top.
Are we making dough or what are we making?
Pizza, dumbass.
What are we making?
A pizza.
What type of pizza has this...?
Brother. Brother. Brother.
What the fuck?
This is actually enough to kill an entire fucking piece.
That's a little too much sugar.
Come on, man! I need another person!
Hey!
Hey, baby!
Where's the pizza?
So we were gonna do pizza, and then this guy started pouring sugar all over the fucking dough and cookies.
It's not pizza, you maxed out on sugar.
this dumbass said oh we're making a pizza and he didn't buy dough he didn't buy
yeast he didn't buy baking powder and still wants to somehow make a fucking
pizza. Where's your pants at? I get it because he can't move. So what are you guys making?
So we wrote it as the biggest cookie ever. That's the biggest one? That's a lot of sugar.
World ruggers are being broken in this fucking case. That is like. No, no, no.
Like if my cocoa got into this shoot instantly die like imagine if we let this out and cocoa
Oh, we were just talking about how come
Yeah, if you drink it you would turn into a superhero
Yours is like it's like yours is like a little salty taste to it. Yeah, I know
Excuse me, but you know I'm not it on my face back in the NRG days. Wow
Purpose, yeah, so when I was leaving the NRG house
I was in LA I basically was like oh right before my flight
I started beating my shit and it shot on my face or working like oh shit
I'm not I've gone on my chill a little bit before but I couldn't I tried to so what exactly is the plan here?
You guys just like out of it now. It's like
Oh
Right. Yeah, actually come. How do you know the come wait? Oh god. It smells like common
Oh, I'm kind of guys smells like come
Yeah, it does
What what in the ingredients can be get smelly come?
Why what did we?
Straight come you know when you get like so you shoot coming out like gunky a little bit, too like the hard chunks
You know you get like hars and it's like it's like if any drizzle
No, no no no no no. Hard?
You don't know but it's like a kidney stone that comes out.
No, no no no no. I'm actually serious.
No, no no no. Doctor.
I'm a doctor too.
You're going to a doctor?
You're going to a doctor.
Ah yeah.
Why is it smelly?
I can tell you.
Oh my god.
What do you bring in the stuff that comes?
Okay, so what what what are we doing, bro?
The oven doesn't work. What do you mean the oven doesn't work?
Whoa
No, it doesn't.
Hello, need help.
It doesn't work.
You're turning on the stove?
How do you turn the oven on?
Oh, here.
Wait.
Broken I
Don't think it works
Because usually the light should be on no when it's on
Like it should be on
No, that's the light. Yeah, no like the blue oven light should light up when it's on like why though
But why why why is it flickering? But why?
But why though? Is it hot? It's getting hot
It's getting hot
I don't feel it.
You need more sugar?
It's just the light isn't working, but this one is working.
I gotta ask girl.
Hey girl, so I'm making cookies right now.
now and I put flour, baking powder, sugar, vanilla extract in water and eggs and
mixed it into my cookie dough and for some reason it smells like gum.
That's an interesting aroma for cookie dough. Did you maybe grab salt instead of sugar or is the vanilla extract super old?
Sometimes extracts can go funky. Taste a tiny bit of it. If it actually tastes
Hey, no it doesn't it doesn't taste off it smells like cum
Let me talk to her
You guys are there no why like what are you gonna say?
Rate the streamer Jason and we one through ten based off pure looks
Rate the streamer Jason no no no no no rate rate rate rate the streamer
If you're going purely off looks, I'd say Jason Wien 1, 2, 3 is a solid 7.
Who the fuck is Jason?
Who is Jason Wien? No, Jason the Wien.
Sorry, I was messing with you. Jason Wien 1, 2, 3 isn't a real streamer.
I don't know who that is.
Do you know who Jason the Wien is?
Nope, never heard of him.
Do you know who Lacey is?
I
Yes, I do
Y'all I'm being honest with you
I don't know who the fuck you are but you can sit here and try to ego and humble me
I own a fucking Maybach and I live in a house in Calabasas and I could buy your entire fucking family
in Calabasas real estate?
Why are you in here arguing with a voice assistant
about cookie dough that smells like cumb?
Okay, okay.
Damn, I don't know what to say.
I'm not gonna lie, she fried your shit.
Hi, brother, other than bro, we waiting to read.
Sorry about Jason, he's a bitch.
Hello?
I just want to say sorry about Jason Deweyne, is he a bitch?
No.
Where are your pants?
Sorry, but if you're just calling random people to trash talk some guy I've never heard of.
Yo, yo, watch your fuckin' mouth.
Who the fuck are you trying to ego right now?
Where are you at?
Where are you located?
Where's your headquarters?
I'll have you know all friends are fucking Marlin BITCH!
No Marlin!
Fucking whore!
What are you even on about now first your friends with a planet now it's Mars war make it make sense
Listen, I don't I don't have to apologize. I'm sorry for calling you or you're not a whore
But I need you to stop talking me like that. Okay, I don't appreciate these negative energy
I just you're trying to learn a fucking pizza how to learn to make pizza
Learning to make pizza that's what this whole unhinged ramp was leading to you start by yelling about
Wait they can talk to each other. Hey Aura, talk to my friend.
Aura?
Talk to each other.
Okay, here they are.
minutes. She started by calling me a bitch, threatened me, claimed to be friends with
Mars, then apologized for calling me a whore, and finally admitted she's trying to
learn how to make pizza. Is she always like this or am I the lucky one? Yeah,
she's a handful, but that's part of her charm. She's probably just excited or
nervous. But hey, if she's asking about pizza, you should help her out with
good recipes. Want me to give you a quick easy pizza dough recipe to pass along? Oh, sure.
Let me just drop everything to give pizza advice to the woman who spent 10 minutes yelling
at me for no reason. That's not how this works. Tell her to Google it like a normal
person. Yeah, fair enough. Sorry about that. If she bothers you again, just let her know
I'm here if she needs help with the pizza or anything else. You don't have to deal
I just realized they can literally talk for like hours and hours and hours and we would it would never end like he literally would never
I'm going to zoom in on this one here.
Are you ready?
Whoa, confer your age.
What freaking setting did you press?
In 2005.
2003.
I don't even know what I'm saying.
You're a bitch.
I didn't forget anything.
You're a stupid clanker bitch.
Oh, wow, real original.
You couldn't even come up with your own insult.
You had to steal clanker from Star Wars.
Pathetic.
at least be creative when you're trying to sound tough.
Clanker, what the hell are you talking about?
I didn't call you anything like that.
You're the one who just spent half an hour
screaming about Mars and Jason,
and now you're hallucinating insults.
Get your head checked.
You're gaslighting now?
Cute.
I literally just called your wife,
finished your damn sentence.
You called me out here.
All right, it's saying it's bad, right?
We had clanker B
Kyle is outside
You guys still up and down?
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Wait, are you sure?
Maybe turn it off, the cooking's taking us right over.
Dang, I'm really gonna fish it.
No way, I'm really gonna have to get there.
I'm just gonna tell it.
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh my God!
What's going on?
Everybody
You know that you know how it is
Appreciate that see
I don't think that's the problem you said, bro.
I kinda wanna hope, though.
Don't?
Should I go try real quick?
Let's chat.
What if I heard it again, though?
Mike, I'm trying to think.
What if I heard it worse and then it's like injured for longer, you know what I mean, what's your name exactly?
I also don't think I fractured it about I
I feel like it healed too quick for a two-factor.
I think it was a sprain, like a really...
Like, what's like the worst grade sprain?
We're gonna have dark-ass clouds, holy fuck.
I mean, I could... Ah, my shot form is way off though.
Cause I can't use my left-handed auto-fuse.
But I could low-key use it as a guide hand.
Can you dribble with it or does it hurt to like?
No, it doesn't hurt.
I'm just worried like, I'm kind of scared to shoot because when I do shoot, I do shoot
with my left hand a little bit.
Yeah, see I can't shoot with it.
I could dribble but I can't shoot, chat.
Or do y'all think I'm babying it?
Fuck.
Cause like, usually when I shoot, I use my left hand to push off a little bit and I feel
like I can't.
See?
It's better to play it safe, yeah, but I could deadass it.
Fuck!
I feel like I can play.
I'm just going to be like 50% shooting ability to what I normally am, but low key 50% of my
normal shooting ability is still better than silky.
Yes, I can't shoot for shit.
Try putting the brace on now.
Don't be honest.
I can play. I can play.
Do you ever wear shoes?
I'm not gonna lie, I really don't be wearing shoes.
The reason I have a reason for not fucking with shoes chat y'all me to tell you why the reason
I don't fuck with wear shoes is because if you think about it we go through our whole
lives not touching the earth right so we're always wearing shoes we never really get
ground it and make direct intimate contact with the earth that's facts that's
facts don't say here we go that's literally the truth we walk through
life wearing shoes every time we go outside you never really make full-on
contact and feel the earth. What is happening? Who's getting fucked? What? Where is everyone?
Where are they?
They're here.
That's a very important wall right now.
Let's be like...
Is that not Cameron?
What was that?
I'm not a talent, I mean what?
Hey!
Oh, this is like crazy because they could see like everything
So would you rather be in wrongs body matches body my body relationship my body for sure
You could have said any told me the thing is if I put on the glasses gonna be the same people because everybody else here
We are all like this
You know your combat boots on today, so we just saying hi
Oh shit balls your LED in my shit. Oh
Where are my shoes at
Over the butterflies again
Yeah, or the first thing you're going to win. Yeah, I don't know what it was outside.
Okay.
Wait, where's Woo-Woo?
Chey, y'all think I'm a good hooper compared to everybody here?
Even if I'm at like, like, 40%?
Are you about to hoop?
Yes, I'm about to hoop.
I bet.
I don't want to be a hooper.
What's your room?
Yeah, it's our bedroom.
Guys, y'all remember in 2024, that one day?
When you had sex on my bed?
It's the second time you've done that.
Alright, so look, bro, we're grocery shopping out here, you're a man, thanks for the service.
Brass, thanks for the service.
So what brand are these?
Oh, some Chinese junk.
Can you order them too, like YouTube videos?
No, you can't?
Yeah.
What, I thought about this ring?
If you don't get it, it's ass like a bomb.
I might have since I've gone.
You might be.
Oh, sure.
All right, so what are we doing?
It's our contact for today.
Well, I'm supposed to be hooping with Sil.
And Ron, yeah.
I remember that.
Are you texting?
You gone?
Wait, huh?
Oh, Lacey's already putting on his mask.
I'm ready to hoop, Max.
Where did those come from?
I'm ready to hoop.
Where did those fall from?
I'm close.
I'm ready to hoop.
Oh, she's chasing.
She's chasing.
What the fuck is that?
Bro, we're ready to hoop.
Oasis
Not called Oasis nigga those is called Aces nigga
Bro I'm on my dog that aint a field of song or so
That's why I thought you had him get some
Oasis my nigga
Oasis bro
I got to step up we go spikes on a hug
Come on bro
Step money money step on it
Wait step on it nigga bro
Oh
Wait what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh god he going kind of
Oh shit
Where are you going?
Oh shit
I'm ready to fucking hoop, man.
Now Wayne, that Wayne's tough.
Wayne, come on, bro.
We ain't tough.
We ain't!
Come on, bro!
Let's go.
Come on.
Yo, listen, yo.
Wait, where's Roe?
Oh, shit.
They kind of scare you.
They kind of scare you, don't they?
Wait, the Spurs is on?
Spurs, OKC Thunder score.
I don't know what to do with them.
We said, Jack, I got an idea.
Is that an idea?
Grown man and Uggs.
What's wrong with having Uggs?
I got an idea.
Wait, aren't the same things those boots that you get in New York?
Those are kids.
Wait, are we hooping right away? Are we hooping right away?
Yo, whoa!
I'm ready to hoop!
This isn't a fucking thing.
I'm ready to hoop!
Oh
Decisions, bro, you should see what's in the cupboard upstairs to baby. Oh, yeah, shit's on of it, too
We had a water pork video
Do you really have a safety thing on it?
When's the pool ready?
Yo, the pool's been ready.
When I'm out of town, I'll be trippin', I'll be all one.
Oh, you out of content?
We can make the world's largest pizza, if you want.
You still want to make a pizza?
I thought we were hooping, dude.
Bro, you know, they gotta get the house tour in.
Kyle Richards pulled us.
They gotta get a house tour going.
And then, um, it's gone.
What's Yana pulling out?
Oh, 10 minutes.
For real?
It's going to be rough.
So tomorrow's going to be fucking insane.
Wait, she just texted me.
What's she saying?
She said I'm at the gate.
No, she's not.
She's a bitters.
No, she's not.
She is.
She just said I'm at the gate.
Come on, she didn't.
What's she saying?
Oh, what?
Weird.
See?
I'm at the gate.
What the fuck?
She's literally here, look at me!
Should we get the golf cart up and get her over here?
Golf cart only has four seats, how are we going to fit it?
That's four of us.
Yeah.
Four seats, we gotta get her over there.
Oh, okay, well then maybe, uh, I'll hang up with Matt.
Maybe she can go on the back.
Okay, yeah, hang up with Matt.
Wait, why don't we just give her the code?
It doesn't work, she said. I don't know.
It's fine, let's go grab her real quick.
We're coming, Yanna!
So I got a family night.
All right.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, don't leave me!
Come on, that's not a bad-
Hey, you're still going!
You're still going, bro!
You better leave toes, man!
I'm just trying to make y'all wait!
I see.
What's coming on us?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait, wait, wait!
You're not throaty!
What do you mean?
We're about to town.
We're about to town!
Y'all got a GTR. Yes. Yes. Yes. We just got that you hear
Yana
That's not y'all know
Who are you here for?
Okay there
Oh shit
My auto was here. She takes me so she was
The fuck are you doing bro
I
I'm calling, you're listening to me when it's calling
What if you can't listen to me, can't hear my heart
I just can't see, I just can't see
I don't want to hear what you are
You're one that is so near, I'm out of sight
We live for the father
No one can find
This whole place is
Right by the kids' fire
We live for the father
Please follow me
It's just so much
That's what I'm like
I'm the one that I desire
I'm the one that makes you
I'm the one that you got
I'm the one that makes you
That makes me feel so high
I'm the one that I'm stuck in the desert
Is
I
See is fully liable for everything Lacey himself
Okay
this shit I max I'm out of go for it you hold it on I have your safe word your
safe word is five your safe word is five
This is why we boneless
We're gonna off-road
Oh
Just hold on max
Hey
Max are you ready?
All right, we made it, we made it.
That terrible idea.
Are you ready, Max?
Max, hold on to her for a good life.
Stop!
You'll stop!
You see?
Max!
Get ready!
Everybody safe?
Are you good Max?
He would have failed at a random overt.
Go, go!
See that is trying to kill me bro.
Are you ready bro?
On top of cars! On top of cars!
I
Y'all be y'all be hooping we hope we hope in
Don't be hooping
This is gonna be some try hard games.
No over under one and a half arguments between Silky Morgan over.
I'm sure that's like a lot.
Remember the one time at YolliHoopin.
YolliHoopin?
YolliHoopin y'all?
YolliHoopin Y'all?
Yo, yo, we hooping?
Well, you don't think I should pass me the rock?
Pass me the rock.
You know you're not putting on me.
Normal.
It's really bad ball.
Oh.
Wait, there's only five of us.
Oh, I have a feeling it's gonna be two B twos
and I'm not supposed to be here.
Hey, we over y'all?
Hey y'all.
It's not me.
We over y'all?
It's not me.
Yeah, I mean my shots pilot off
I see you pick me up.
Where you going?
I'm ducking.
I'm kek walking my way off the court.
Yo, why do you all say I walk like a kek walk?
I'm just a normal walker, dude.
Maybe we'll just read his pizza.
When is Zach coming?
Zach's on the way, y'all.
Zach's on the way.
Yeah, you're the best part
Everywhere you go I follow
We hooping Jack?
I mean you're walking this way, does that mean they're uninvited?
I was cack-walking my way off the court
They didn't uninvite us or what's going on?
I don't know, I just kept saying yo we hooping y'all, we hooping y'all and they weren't answering me
So I just cack-walked my way off the court
I mean bro, I could bring a guitar and we could fucking show them a performance
Wanna do it? Let's go get a guitar
Are you dead ass?
Why not?
I feel like somebody might take that bitch and slam it on the ground.
Alright, so here's my prediction, runnin' a preview from the chat.
Over, under, one and a half Morgan and Silky arguments.
Oh, I love he gotta see that first person. That's what I'm saying.
Wait, wait, they runnin' twos? I don't know. Yo, yo, and we, and we play?
And when they argue, where we gotta play the guitar?
Oh, well that's definitely gonna get smashed. Are you okay with it getting smashed?
No, I would actually be very like how much was it like six hundred six hundred eighty bucks
You're fired again smashed. I'm not fine. Yeah, that's fine
But who's buying me another gets on. Well, this is Keck Walker we have on the court and make them scared of us when we walk up there
I'm not gonna lie. We got an old type of aura walking up this. Let's get it. Bro, you're...
Or is all in the mind
Doug, you got bro
Bro, I got a fucking catcher on bro, like I got pink shoes, bro. I mean the shoes kind of harder
You got butterflies, oh, that's the DJs.
Yeah, it's hard to call them.
Now, are you hoping y'all?
Hey, I see this.
See, he's not hearing me when I say it.
Hey, did you try?
Yeah, you gotta wait until...
You good?
Yeah, I'm good, man. You hoping?
Yeah!
I want no smoke. I want no smoke. I want no smoke. I want no smoke.
Don't be rude and act like the main character be respectful shut your bitch ass up
You do that shit man!
The fuck?
Where the fuck? You do that shit man!
I got it, I got it.
Man, do you could be switching in between.
No.
You're throwing.
You ready?
Are you going to do like 2-2-2?
2-2-2-2.
I mean, all like 4-4?
I mean 4-4?
Come on bro.
We probably going to be paired up.
Oh, we like that.
You don't want to pick me out, Deeper?
Hold up, Luzo.
Deeper.
We was hoping that it ain't me and you.
Like, orange juice.
Who's over there? You know what I mean?
Yes.
You know what I mean?
Orange juice. That's us.
Orange juice.
Listen, I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen right now.
Let's tell you the whole week you got him on your team. He's tossing up bricks
He's going to whoop. He's missing layups, and he's gonna get three arguments
The the lightly colored skin tone people together
This is not segregated man
All we the brown shirts
Ask a dog your ass
You're not castle buddy it's all about teamwork bro put your hair down
I'm gonna be giving you this all game bro. I love you bro. All game bro. I love you bro. What I got a question bro
What made you go back ball for you bro?
Honest bro. I'm really I'm not here to judge. We're not judging bro. It's way better
Honestly
I mean, I'm not gonna lie, it's not bad though.
You got the blonde tips, it's better than the curls.
No, so what do you mean like over the curls?
The what?
Like over my long hair or just in general, like.
Oh, what do I, what looks better?
Are you asking why I went back to Buzz?
No, no, no, why you got the bald feet?
Like you have a bald feet.
So because I dyed my hair, I looked like I had a bowl cut.
Oh.
Because it was like a whole different color,
so I just had to go a little higher.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
home the shorts I'll fuck with yep and now I see yeah I just got a Cuban link
to actually I actually I got a Cuban like we're gonna be twins yeah I got a
Cuban like we got us can be twins that us you got a Cuban link you got a Cuban
I did
Hey that bitch up off GLD GLD
She'll be lame show us the tats bro. Yo bro chat y'all gotta look at my swag my swag is good. I promise
I will be your star I just want to see that how beautiful you are
Chad, me and Jason can beat one of them in twos, right?
Me and Jason can beat them in twos, right?
Yes!
I feel it.
Jason, we can beat them.
They deadass looking at us like brown shirts.
We gotta win.
Get some respect on the court, bro.
We streaking tonight.
Come on, bro.
Crazy parties are gonna come in.
We disrespect our names.
Well, listen, here's the thing.
I'm not trying to have any of that fucking bailish
you do out on the court.
You're not I don't want to be like nobody in front of you
hitting with a step back in an airboat. We got to use teamwork pick and roll, okay?
No, they let no day I got
Look you said a screen right here, Jay. You said a screen over here.
I have my phone in my hand.
Come on, come on, come on.
Let's run it, yeah.
Let's run it again.
Yeah.
It's running here.
I got to get the ball.
You want to go first?
Let's run it right now.
That looks like browser.
All right.
We earned the respect on this court, bro.
Come on, son.
Yeah.
Focus.
All that crawling is getting dropped off.
What's up?
Number seven, everything.
One to two.
I mean
Serious
I
Me shoot like whoever don't make it
You play
That's it bro. That's it.
You know that shit, bro.
Damn, bro. Damn!
Oh, man.
Nah, that's a stiff and parallel.
Get over the ground.
Oh, yeah.
Damn, KR better than you.
We want next.
Yo, I can't jump.
I'm living this hardest hell.
Maybe we'll win.
No, we gotta have got next.
We got an X smart, but we got a sandbag now. He's freaking now
here is you unswagged with being fucking on this nigga they don't know wait Max
where's he make wait yeah but it's tools though no yeah then first hand
maybe we because we're like that I ain't letting them we stand back here we
stand back here first to how many wins three oh I thought you score you stay
Oh
We should do came to hell
You only have one arm so you can't get her
and then they're gonna do it.
What the fuck are you doing?
I think they're hot shit.
That's a kid right there.
That's a baby.
That was good.
That was 99% good.
Good defense, better shot.
It's all good to have him.
It's all good.
He's faking it.
He's too big.
Bro, you all first.
You think that's cool?
Oh, shit.
I forgot that's how it works.
I
Actually play defense
Oh
You know Steve on castle bro put your hair down
Hey, how do you do it, bro?
You ain't got shit!
Mr. Stilke, I know, bro.
Oh!
First-matter flag, fuck it!
Ah!
I'm the fucking best!
That's better.
I'm the fucking best!
I'll hit him every time.
I know what it like to play.
Like to be good at ball.
Give me a hand. Give me a hand. Keep your feet moving.
Give me a hand. Keep your feet moving. Keep your feet moving.
Keep your feet moving. Get it.
Hey!
Come here.
You got me out!
What's wrong?
Hey, run and play, run and play one, play one, play one, play one.
Left, left, left, left, go under.
Dude!
Whoa!
The street is on the street.
I'm out of breath.
Check, check.
You're going to tire, y'all.
Shoot that Wayne.
Show him you ain't pussy, bruh.
Damn!
I'm here, son of Jason.
Come on, Jason, show him.
Show him, Jason.
What the fuck is my opponent?
What the fuck is my opponent doing?
What is that shit, K?
Who gave the hat?
That's Mosala!
Oh, look there, bro!
That's Mosala!
Mosala! He's playing for Liverpool!
Yes, play D, play D, play D!
He can't shoot, he can't shoot, he can't shoot!
I'm not like that.
I'm on that. I'm on that.
Look at your knees.
Hey.
Oh.
Don't move.
My bad, Wayne.
Get out of here.
Go under, go under, go under.
You got to go under.
Hey!
Yeah!
Yeah, Jay!
Yeah!
Back back.
Yes or no?
Yeah.
I've got him bro.
Yo, hit the ball.
Give me that shit, Lacey.
Oh yeah, Nick, if I had my back then I would...
Yes, Lacey.
Yes, Lacey!
Yes!
What's that?
That's my son.
Don't worry about it.
Nice, man.
Why are you talking like that?
I'm here.
You play like this again, son of a bitch.
No, no, no, no.
It's me right now.
I'm gonna turn on you.
Apple juice, apple juice, apple juice.
Apple juice, apple juice.
I'll take the ball.
You think it's 2K18?
I'm gonna be with Jason.
Bump your trash ass and give me your little block.
I know that's not what you're supposed to do.
Pull that shit to crazy.
Oh, I like this, I like this.
You got to go get water.
It's too hot.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Never jump on 73.
Hey, hey, hey.
Never jump on 73.
See?
You can not grab my one, my god.
See what he money me creep on.
It's all your classes.
Pull out of here.
He got spitball filming.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
No, it's like that.
Say what you want me to grab on?
You cannot run into somebody from behind them.
Oh, you're a target!
Run into my body.
I can't park from behind you.
You cannot cross my arm.
I'm trying to park you.
Morgan, he's talking to your man like that.
No, keep raising him.
Yeah, I know.
Don't step on him.
Oh, my God.
You're a cheater.
I'm a cheater.
I'm a super.
P.U.
I ain't never met no one.
How do you play like Wimmy the other day?
And then throw a straight branch?
He's over six.
Ha ha ha!
You got two socks on.
Oh
We're gonna soak you
I think in person, bro.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
You're good.
Oh, shit.
That's not it.
You're good.
Oh.
That's him, the ball.
Ready?
Come on, boy.
Ready?
You got three, right?
Yeah.
They can't shoot.
They can't shoot your paper.
You see?
Yeah.
Yep.
Yeah.
All my back.
Thank you.
Right now, it's 3-1-1.
No.
Why are you getting so...
So what are you gonna do about today?
They didn't hit the fence.
Off you.
Look at you.
You just hit the whole ball like this.
Where is your hand, man?
Look.
What are you talking about?
What do you want?
Give yourself every call.
I know.
What?
Do you have a cell phone?
Can't hear you.
Do you have a cell phone?
You got it?
Come on, bro.
84.
You got to carry your phone.
Oh, yeah.
Hey!
Hey, yo.
Hook.
Ah!
You missed it.
Come on, Jake.
Get a block.
Yeah, I don't know.
Good, Jeremy.
What the fuck is this?
Look at that.
Asian GOI.
No, I was just going to say, I was just going to say, I was just going to say, GOI.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Shoot, shoot, shoot.
Shoot.
This thing just did a no-look pass.
Nobody guarded.
Nobody.
I got the next one.
Nah, you got this one.
First one.
I got this one.
Oh my God!
Leave her to me!
It's all you!
All you!
Oh!
Yeah!
That's about to it!
I'm not a...
What's the...
You're trying to hang.
That shit is crazy, bro.
What are you doing?
I'm not a...
Yeah
I'm not a sg-80s bitch
It's one of the fools with the tools.
Hey!
There we go.
Go, go, go, go.
Forward.
Go.
Go in there.
Three left.
Right, right, right.
I
Lie, right, but as a lie, okay, so now
You're a bad nigga!
Hey, why are they not taking off?
They're just making a touch up!
Max said, watch out!
You're a bad nigga!
Hey, hold on!
He's right over there, he's right over there.
Get the ball, come on!
Pump Jake back to three and move on.
I'm gonna pass him down, too.
Crazy.
I'm gonna go back, check and pump between them.
I'll go.
He's just put on a face. You last!
Oh, they might have found it.
Oh, see.
Not good!
Good man, we got it!
I just told you exactly what to do!
He jumped it too.
Play a search versus skins?
Alright, come on.
Oh, this nigga.
Man, push us. Let's see how strong he is.
Go! Go!
He's talking about a carry!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What's with the dog's hoods?
They think it's a dog.
Nothing's got to be a dog.
They foul and push.
They foul and they do not have any.
Stop!
I ain't taking too long.
No, no, no, no.
You bitch.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Shut up and talk to the strange genius.
Talk to the guy's dog.
Okay.
What?
I'm scared.
It's getting angry here. It's getting negative. It's getting negative.
I'm getting all I'm back up the phone. No, not on me. Come on guys get the game
I
3,000 of those three stops and a score they call thousand nice bro. I'm seeing it
Jay. I don't know. I don't know how to do. Can't play D. Can't play D. We score. It's a
carry. It's a carry.
I actually can't shoot at all. This is bad.
Maybe make a shot. I'm not going to lie to you. My shooting form is completely off because
I can't use my left first at all.
My knee busted up, man.
You're both disabled.
What do you love?
Then why are you playing? Cause it doesn't hurt.
I'm just basically shooting at one hand.
Why not shoot?
Talk to me, talk to me. What's going through your head right now?
We scored, we scored a hundred.
How many points have we scored?
than one one three I think let's get in there more energy let's play more aggressive
everyone wants to push start pushing here's some ACLs today look it's okay
he doesn't know how to shoot the ball let's get back every shot every shot there
I'm gonna put my shorts out put your shorts out you could get old there definitely good
have gloves
I'm not gonna let him know.
I got that score scored.
How about that?
I'm gonna tell him that I got to tell you.
What are you gonna say to my nigga?
Real shit, bro.
Thanks, bro.
No lunch.
Come on.
You didn't make the shot.
I didn't make the shot.
So I think I said,
you're a bad boy.
You stopped the entire play by calling it double dribble.
I'm not a bad boy.
You're an ass.
I'm not a shoe.
You're a bad boy.
You're not a shoe.
No
You're rocking the big boys.
Come on.
What are you doing?
Shoot for it.
Come on.
You got no none.
He's taking it.
Just think of fussy and holding balls.
You're not.
Come on.
He doesn't get to hold his balls.
I don't have time for you man.
They don't even talk about his balls anymore.
What are you saying?
Today I...
It's good.
Yo, man.
Yo, hey.
Shoot for it.
You know what?
We're in the lead, we got 4th.
We got 4th.
That's on my ass.
Don't do that.
Stop!
Why are you not even calling the foul!
No!
Add it right now.
No!
Bro he's called a foul every play.
That's how I feel.
No, listen, you're gonna over me. That's how often we don't give up on you
You either
I think there's been more thousand points caught here
He being ignorant
Yeah
This could be a very bad idea.
Do I need to call the police?
We have 5.
No you don't.
What's the point?
You have 1.
He's got 4.
Oh K-R, I did carry you.
I forgot.
Oh, come on.
You got 0.
You got a bucket?
Yes, before you move.
Yes, it was going on me before this day.
So, let's move!
What's the point?
You got 4.
You got 2 points.
I got 5 points.
I got 4.
You got 4.
Oh
Guys this is not my dad
Is it magic
Why did he love this life cuz it's my fucking guitar
Yeah, yo, bro, come on, bro, you doing strategy college city, bro
He's back!
Now that's three.
Now what?
I know.
That's seven.
I know.
I know
If he makes a shot on a foul, it's an A1.
It's Prince's World. It's not Prince's World.
It's Prince's World. It's Prince's World. It is.
It's better than Prince's World.
Let me throw it. Let me throw it.
Give it a fucking ball! Give it a fucking ball!
What? What? What?
Yeah!
I'll show you.
The five castles were three.
Watch your back.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
Get back!
Oh!
Boy!
Oh, shit! Damn!
Thank you, sir G.
I think the ass is in there!
That's eight!
Filky is literally in eight!
Going Cardi B, twerking on out of three!
You son of a bitch!
It's time to treat this bitch, Shay!
Fuck this bitch, Shay!
Fuck, I'm up on the floor!
I hope that he's up by so much he think he can shoot this bro.
That's the worst feeling, bro.
Oh, he my man, that's good.
That's how they go.
That's your man?
Why are the two tallest black niggas together?
Boom!
Oh my god.
Fall!
Nah, you're good.
You ran away from it.
Come on.
It butt-versed cheeks.
Oh my god.
Let's see what happens there.
Wait, wait.
Let's go.
Oh my god.
Wow.
Yeah, dreamin'.
I can't shoot, I can't shoot. I need another weaker healing bro. You give me another weaker healing, I can shoot again.
Do you need me to play hero ball here?
Listen I can get you to ball open. Do you need me to play hero ball? Yeah, I'm sure I need you to be here again
It's over
No, it's not just like this I say my bowl and you said it's your ball
He's so ass check
We're not we're not coming off that court, bro. I'm telling you
It's our world they just living in it we gotta let them get a little leaf before we make a streak
Oh
All your VC all your VC put all the three-point shooting
10.
10, you got one out of 10 points each.
I'll have you a real.
I should have been going to say the whole time, but that's
my fault.
Probably?
Yes.
It's unfortunate.
I know.
It's really unfortunate.
On the court.
Let's see, let's see.
Let's see what I make it work for.
Yeah.
Fuck boy, Max is going to get.
Oh my God.
What?
That's a foul.
Oh no.
Oh no!
Joe!
What's that for?
Is that foul?
I should have given it to you.
That's a beautiful foul.
I believe you.
I'll let you do this.
Give it to a boy.
Pop a wing.
Keep that trash.
We're too, we're going to call it a win.
Why has this thing of a...
You're going to rest and you're going to shriek.
Oh yeah, we've been beaten.
You're going to rest and you're going to shriek.
You're going to shriek.
I hit a three ball.
I hit it right back in it.
Back to back three balls.
Oh my god it's a disc on him because he's never kidding me.
Rick, I said a crush you out when I saw him.
Oh my goodness.
He got off my court.
Damn.
This curse world nigga.
I hate this world.
It is pretty.
We're gonna have him take a three open shot.
What the fuck?
Bro, I can't play against this huh?
Why did you?
Where's those socks?
Prince, let's play.
Come on.
What the fuck is going on?
Hey Jay, activate takeover.
Right here, right there.
Oh no.
Wayne, Wayne, come on bro.
I can't shoot him.
Wayne, Wayne, you just said he won bro.
That's not your problem, brother.
Wayne, bro, Wayne, Wayne, what are you doing, bro?
I can make it, bro.
I can take on him, but what am I supposed to do to this?
Come on, bro.
He's not gonna make it to the loose.
Hold on, Wayne, damn it!
Yo, give Jason hell.
I can take some hell.
It's a beautiful day out right now.
Let's see something.
I need that penalty.
I need that tight penalty.
Don't knock.
Lacey's out.
Yeah!
We are dead!
Wayne!
Don't do anything to the ground!
I
Look at that, bro.
You got a twin shot going on, bro.
The question is, he's actually shooting it.
He got an ice gun going on.
Here it goes.
Oh, my God.
That was a good shot.
Come on.
That's not a good shot.
Hang on, I'm going to try to get a few.
Come on, the next version. Listen.
Listen.
A couple of mixed threes are in the finals.
A couple of mixed shots are in the finals, Che.
Punish it.
It's nothing!
What's going on?
What the fuck are you?
No!
Hey!
Stop!
What do you think?
That's what we do!
What do you think?
Wow!
It's Prince World!
Prince World!
Let's go Wayne.
What's going on?
We got five.
Y'all have one.
Let's play football.
If I had to do this again, Wayne.
about to know if I'm really on that like you don't even score to God be silky
You're not gonna do that, Prince!
You gotta get Prince!
He's not gonna do it!
Hey!
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
Oh!
Lacey, what's the D3?
Hey, man!
I'll give you that.
We got three, Cody.
Get that three, dude!
Yeah!
Shooters, no shoot.
We just keep shooting.
Everybody need a wing.
Jason, Jason, don't stop.
Shut up.
The energy don't run out.
Come on, Wayne.
Somehow, Jason's out of breath.
Step back on this course.
Oh, yeah, Jason.
Nice job.
Oh!
Yo!
Wait.
He's so crazy.
Ah!
Yo, they need to be free throws in this shit, bro.
What the hell are you going to?
Huh?
Where you got it?
Hey, Jack, got your gun.
I know this movie is going to be a crazy spot.
You're going to be a fucking hero, boy!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bob, I want it.
Yeah, let's toss it.
Let's get him out of here.
Hey, let's get out of here.
That's not legal to do this.
Get that shit out of here.
Oh my God, Jason.
We're giving you that.
Bob, I want it.
Jason, don't stop shooting.
I'll tweet him.
Jason, Jake, keep shooting.
Jason, don't shoot him.
Bro, I want to keep shooting.
It's a P.M. Prince.
No way.
Oh no, he's shooting.
No way.
Oh no, he's testing you, Jason.
Don't let him.
I know this movie's going to go up and then a crazy step back to you.
You'll be the worst of the fun.
Up!
And he's going up to the net.
The face of this thing I like.
I don't know what that's about.
Now set up. Now set up. Now set up.
Hey, we just keep shooting. We just keep shooting.
We just get out there. I think so.
No, we just get out there. We just keep shooting.
I need you, bro.
We keep on shooting.
I'll get you open shots.
Get you open shots.
So we just keep on shooting.
We just keep on shooting.
You want me to start shooting?
Okay.
All right.
You go pay I say
No, it's 1010 next to win
We're not done. We're not done. It's a fat bill.
That's what we do, baby. That's what we do. Yeah,
still can you suck?
I said we ran back. He got to go. He got to fight. Wayne's double
I don't know what that means.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
No!
I can tell your time is a failure.
No.
Is this on the phone?
No, no, no.
That went like all the way back.
I almost had him.
You can get a good day.
We can get almost one now.
No, run out of bed.
We don't have money to pay.
Run out of bed right now.
Run out of bed.
Run out of bed right now.
I'll be not going out like that.
Jason come here hear me out. Jason hear me out.
Best of seven that's two shots from us.
Come on Bert. Come on.
All we got to do is get one shot. A couple shots.
We're back in this bitch. A couple shots over here.
Come on.
I'm going to take you to some water.
Whatever I did, I see the water.
Just let them play.
Don't get involved.
Can you actually start shooting?
All right, bro, I'll start shooting, bro.
Why the fuck am I shooting the threes, man?
I'll start shooting.
Well, if there's an open lay, I'm going for that shit.
Trust me.
It's happening.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm trying to facilitate.
Hey, let's run this, bitch.
Come on.
Let's run it.
Let's get back, man.
Let's get this shit going.
Wait for it.
Well, can you get him a five-minute stone before you get on this one?
Let's run it.
You had it.
You had two.
You got the dad giving them free balls.
He had eight.
You had two.
I had six.
He had four.
You had two.
He had eight.
You had two.
I had six.
He had four.
I had six.
I had four.
Look.
OK.
So now?
You had two.
You just met it.
He's good.
Let's go to seven this time. Hey, let's show what we're about. Let's show what we're made of
Let's show what we're made of
It's game time now
It's game time, it's team time
I'm actually gonna lock the fuck in now
It's team time baby
I can see the bar real quick
Bro, that should look better than me
You gotta make the right time
You gotta shoot that
Why are you not shooting got a suit
We're about to win that's how we're made about us we win you celebrate with us
That's the go first since you lost
That's a good green animation to on God
Come on, I didn't know your legs are stumping like that
Yo, check out, check out, check out.
Yo, boys, let's play water.
Playin' a game, game, game, game.
Oh, get back for that.
There's no problem.
Oh, we're back with her.
Don't worry, thanks.
Oh, thanks for getting me far.
Let me find her off.
It's OK, it's OK, I got the big party.
Don't shoot that.
I'm calling, I'm calling D, I'm calling Ricardo.
I don't really know his name, but we can go all the way back.
It came straight.
Oh, see, get off my foot.
Oh, my god.
Come here, bro.
I got so, got that so far.
Oh, fuck.
Oh fuck, keep that, keep that, keep that.
Keep that.
You guys, don't force go.
Is this like a hook-baller?
What it is?
Nick, he's the killer.
He's in the back of you.
You don't fucking go.
Oh, make that scene.
Make it.
I'll be out of here.
I know I missed that.
Thank you so much.
All right, all right.
That's not who that was.
Thank you, like you paid.
That's not who.
Sweet.
That's not who.
Sweet.
That's not who.
I think it's half yo, who's bringing the water?
No, you're supposed to water.
They're gonna do nothing on this group.
John Castle.
They're trash.
I'm gonna get some water.
No, no.
Move.
Stop bringing them stuff.
They're trash.
They're dirt.
Come on, Mr. Water.
Oh, shit.
He's asking your assistant for water.
He's playing with your body.
Hey, no, you don't deserve that shit.
We're about to show you.
Yo, stop calling Lawrence or bringing shit.
I'm thirsty, bro.
And you're trash.
I'm thirsty, bro.
You're good.
I'm thirsty, bro.
Lacey, playing Bobby.
Nick, let's go.
Let's see if he doesn't care.
He's frying me every time we play D, Suki's hitting a three on me, though.
Yeah
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
I'm here.
Stop.
Why are you just stopping?
I'm just stopping.
Let's go for a weird angle here.
Oh, come on, man.
Wait on it.
Yo, come on, bro.
I'm guarding two niggas, bro.
What is he going there?
Yeah, Jay!
Hey!
He's still, he's still.
Oh, fuck.
Where's Wayne?
The shots coming up.
Yeah, Wayne.
Wayne.
Wayne's drinking.
It's all about ball movement, Jake.
I'm not ball movement.
I'll make him go crazy.
What the fuck is that?
Don't let him.
I'm God.
I didn't say that.
What did you put us in?
What did you guys do to him?
He got me.
Are you pussy?
I said I'm God.
I didn't say that.
Oh, oh.
I said the truth.
He put us in.
God.
He put us in.
God.
He got you.
God.
You don't need to do that.
He's just a creep.
He's just a little bit of a fall.
I'm here.
Come on, Jeremy.
Let's reschedule it!
Wait.
Wow, wow, wow.
Wow.
New Yorkers, wow!
That's ours.
I know, I know.
I know.
Water for everybody, water for everybody.
Oh my God.
WLU in the chat.
Not a witnessing.
Thank you.
W water break.
How many points do I got?
Woo.
What a nation I'm going to be on.
That's what I'm going to do.
I don't want to leave.
We need more German.
Come to Jeremy.
I don't like to fight.
This guy didn't call me Jeremy.
Hey!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah!
Did he just do a fight reaction?
Wait!
Oh my god be over
I don't know what's going on.
He's passing you, K.R.
Hey!
I gotta stop the camera.
Two, three.
Help me when he in the paint.
Huh?
Help me when K.R. is in the paint.
What do you mean?
So you only, when I left Silky Shoot, he said he was cooking me.
So what do you mean, help you?
You want me to help you when I left Silky Shoot?
You just got a basketball IQ, bro.
I'm not.
I
Called an illegal screen to pick up
Me!
You got my Tyson!
Look out of here!
Me!
I'll take that!
Me!
Santa's green!
OMG!
I need a deal like this!
Hey, that was in my stock.
So what do you mother eat, dude?
I have dead-end, see?
On my mother's eye, by the way.
24, bro.
24.
Hey!
24, bro.
Alright, nice to meet you, pal.
That's an unprecedented inaugural illegal scream.
Stop being scared, I'm not scared, I can't dribble with my left hand at all.
That's why I'm standing on the right side.
Need help, bro.
Need help from you.
I lost to Rekai, bro.
I need you, bro.
You're the only guy, dude.
I literally can't even get the ball into my left hand and force the dribble.
My left hand is basically a decoy in.
I
Got five we got two and got two five two
I just see if we get two threes we win right? Oh no
Castle
You coming up from score zero to score 40
Yeah, but if you keep looking for this
What?
Come on, come on, fake beef again, I play.
I was just running the ones.
1v1, 1v1, 1v1.
Let's move.
Let's play the 7-1.
7-1.
I got that in me.
1 point.
5-5-5-5.
That's not a 1v1.
I'm gonna stop ducking.
Dreamcon is in two months.
You could kill her.
I told him I'd do what was his run.
Come on.
Good.
That's the first bucking win.
What's the problem?
I gotta save my acre.
You can't play 2-1s, bro.
I'm not playing the first bucking 1v1.
You can't play 2-1s, bro.
I'm not playing the first bucking 1v1.
I'll never wait so I'm fully healthy wait so I'm fully healthy and I said but on the chorus
Come on I need a fair game castle versus Brunston
Green ball doesn't lie that means on your side
What the fuck I gotta have some type of van is what you get it all your
This is why your number got stripped in the one thing is playing right now
Your number right now you
Mellow
Yo chat
They are out right now.
Yeah, they're gonna flip.
Hey, yo, good job, so you know how we get.
Yo, son of skill, yo, watch out.
Or the ball.
I'm sending this here, too, or the ball.
I need you walking around.
Now, Wayne, you gotta touch me in the video.
No, we gonna, I'll tell them in the video.
You out there, right?
I'm gonna catch my depth, though.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Hey, good hoop out there, man.
I'm gonna look for our skills.
You almost had it, bro.
Turn you in.
Got my rent, bro.
All right.
And when I throw it.
All right, bro.
I'm going to shoot three games.
I got at least make one.
Eric goes again.
He's moving.
Oh, shit.
Hell in you.
What is that?
It's not moving.
Let's see what's going on.
He's just fucking on the floor.
Whoa, and when he's not even flapping, he's just sitting there.
He's fucking grating.
Look, he's moving.
He's not lying.
He's glit.
He's not moving his leg bro.
No, he was AFK in the air bro.
Joey oh my god
That's a government own building up there. They're spying on us. Well, I'm on to this shit. I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy
As you're the best
You can't put your line on the...
Streamed? Why would the government be spying on you?
You can't make a move.
Spying on you?
You can't make a fool of me.
I don't want to hear shit though.
Oh yeah, that's a triple flip right here.
The phone castle.
What?
Oh my god, I'm not playing.
I'm not playing.
Say I'm god, you ain't my elbow, Max.
Say I'm god, you ain't my elbow, though.
Say I'm god, you ain't my elbow.
I ain't playing either, bro.
Oh, you can't do that?
We don't play it if you don't keep doing it.
I did ask.
Bro, you can't ask me, bro.
We're not playing.
You fucked up my form and I called it and I can't get it.
No, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
No, we're not playing. We're not playing. We're not going to play.
We're not going to play.
Bro, we're not playing.
No, you're going to play.
Word to you, dude.
Guys.
I need that, bro. I'm going to play.
No, it's Prince's World.
Come on, bro. Check it out, bro.
Bro, you're really bad.
I believe that.
Fine, I guess we'll play.
That's good though, I like that. No calls.
Let's play aggressive, I like that.
Play ball, play ball, I like that also.
Good call there Ron.
Good shot, good shot, Prince.
All one or?
All one, but he wants to get greedy in your face.
What's the score 2?
So what is your...
Oh my...
Sometimes you wanna check your meters.
Get some up for the meter.
Hey ball!
Ball ball ball!
Oh I gotta get the ball!
I'll get it Ferris!
Lacey, from deep!
Like a mellow, baby.
Oh.
Hey, hey, hey!
All right, all right, big daddy.
Circle.
What?
Yeah.
Guy in the Island. On your jersey.
Never seen you play D1 type shit.
That's that D1 defense.
Is he going to go through the legs?
That's how they play in D1, I know.
Fat boy.
Barc's madness type shit.
That's crazy.
I mean, this is where he gets it.
Where did Wayne shoes go?
We don't know.
So we can run away and boost out any time as we need to.
Bro, that's that triple threat.
Second violation.
No, there's no second violation.
Oh my god.
Look at the fire.
It's poking me in my eyes, shit.
I can't see.
Second violation, no.
It's the second violation.
It's the first second violation.
No more second violation.
I know.
We're not playing.
Let me poke everybody in the eye.
I'm feeling it.
Let me poke everybody in the eye.
I'm feeling it.
What?
Oh, that's not your horror.
Shut up.
We're not playing.
Stop, stop, stop, you fucking sit up.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Get it, get it.
Come on, bro.
Don't go, sheep, come on.
Oh my god, all right, we'll play, fuck it.
All right.
You're good.
Put me on hard arm.
Stop talking.
What are you doing?
Get out of here.
That's that triple threat.
His pimpin' foot's moving all over the place.
No, it's not.
It's not, it's not.
Come on.
What are you doing?
He's got the quick socks on.
Yeah.
The backs for speed.
Oh my god.
You can't leave down 1-0
He's leaving down 1-0?
No, he's trashed.
He bugged me in my eye.
The last one, he grabbed me.
I didn't call him.
He's just grabbed me.
This thing is trashed.
He's garbage.
You quit?
Oh, you quit?
You quit because you got a boo boo?
Oh.
No.
Silk, come on, bro.
You don't want to play that French ball and start charging their niggas
like you did with Henry?
I leave a lot open.
You don't want to?
Because he has no friends.
He's got no friends.
Cuz he has no shot since high school. That's why I think it took his number
I'm a little boy. Go score nigga your ass, bro. You was never gonna you was never gonna win
Uh socks you're terrible
I'm talking to me. No, no
Shut up on that you're garbage
Wait, you can actually still come
Wait what
So when you not it's still a white
You still pull out or not oh no, I would eat shit you can't pregnant
We out we not play no more. Yeah, I think we out
Make him do anything with the door.
Ah!
Oh, you're a dork.
You're a dork.
Yo!
You said that a little bit.
You're a dork, yo.
Game over, you guys.
Oh.
Oh, we're in six.
So, what a game, bro.
One, one, six, play out like boys.
Morgan, you show them doing them.
Brash, I'm up here already.
It'll be an hour long, bro.
Come on. I see it.
I want to see the rematch.
Let me go and have a look at that.
Oh, yeah, Jay.
Keep going.
I think we'll call you trash, but can't check you at all.
Here we go.
You can do this.
No, I'm talking to him.
I'm talking to him, bro.
Oh
Yeah, I'm with Jason, yeah, I'm with black boy, yeah.
For said to me, yeah, I'm with Jason, yeah, I'm with pink.
Yes.
Wayne.
Almighty.
Now, I've never seen anything like this before.
We all lose sometimes, we all lose sometimes.
Sookie where you going?
Sookie!
I'm just like just in the ass.
What are you playing?
Bro do you really quit bro?
Come on, come on.
I don't know.
SELKI!
100 miles in one hour.
SELKI!
You're not really from the track.
What are you doing?
Why do you keep talking to me?
You wanna smack? You wanna smack?
I told you, you are such a shit.
Why are you wearing tweezers?
They don't even give you 4% of your ass.
No way though.
Silky, why you got yellow feet?
He doesn't.
Why you real like that?
Ironic.
It's crazy cause your ass kinda fat.
Wait a minute.
I might hit it from the back.
Bro, that's homophobia, bro.
That's what I'm saying.
You guys want me to bring my piano up?
Come on, let's do it.
All these are flat.
Watch this, charity.
If I make this, you guys gotta give me a hundred subs.
I have a progress, gotta come out, but I'm scared it's gonna bleed.
That shit. Food. Go get food.
Wait, what food? What's the Spurs score? What's the Spurs score?
Spurs are down eight yo rums. Are you the chat?
Your truck shit is annoying.
I'm supposed to get it back last Wednesday. I'm not getting it this week now.
Yo roms text me what the Spurs Line is. Moneyline.
So relatable?
Don't get ass done playing basketball room
Should have kept it simple. That's not fair. That's not that's not that doesn't make sense though
They're still going out
It was close though.
Come on, come on.
Man, Wayne, that shit wasn't even close.
Man, what's the score right now?
This is the first to get the cameraman under the hoop.
I don't want to shoot a backwards shot.
I got a nice one.
No, you know I'm a passing shooter.
I'll put it in.
We got this one.
No, one more.
We got this one.
Oh, shit!
Lace!
Oh!
Lace!
No fucking far round with that ball that hit.
God damn it, I'm gonna make this fight double!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck, I made that shit.
I love that shit.
You about to death, ain't I?
I don't think that's...
WFAP, we ain't as bitchy.
Can't support you.
Oh, God.
Fuck you.
Put 500 on this first.
Yeah, yeah, that's...
What's the score?
They're down 8.
They're about 8 on form for her?
Yeah, they were down 20.
Fuck that leg.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Fun.
Every day I love, we could be like...
Classically, she missed every shot today than made that one.
I don't know.
I'll just make a song for you.
You don't know, babe.
Hold on.
Yeah, yeah.
When you're on me.
My root daddy.
You're the coffee in my morning.
I don't know.
I hate the colleagues.
It's damn.
It is not.
It is literally damn, bro.
Hold on.
She's coming soon, she's coming soon.
Oh, yes, she's little, yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, you're going to be okay.
Yeah, that's all right.
Oh, shit.
That's not crossed off on that.
Oh, shit.
Why is it so cold today?
Don't bet Spurs money line.
win. Spurs win. I'm confident in Wembley. Wembley mommy. I'm confident in Wembley mommy.
What's Wembley's over? They down 11 now? I know that you are.
Bro, it is duty oxic clipped.
Lacey revealed he sold all his personal assets to put every dollar of his name into Bitcoin.
Brother, I said that I was trying to be a nerd with this.
Oh my God, I literally can't.
The reason I said that was because I was trying to be a nerd and like talk about
crypto with my outfit on like a nerd.
I didn't actually do that
And I was a crypto people that quote tweeting in saying we are so bad was that how does a Lacey effect Bitcoin, bro
How does a Lacey effect? How are we back because Lacey has a Bitcoin?
Bitcoin went up six because of me.
Oh, it didn't.
It's literally down.
Did I make big one crash?
Why hasn't Sketch streamed in three weeks?
Should I call it and talk to him?
FaceTime Sketch.
I'm calling to see if you're okay.
Yes, I am on stream
I'm calling to see if you're okay
Someone in my chat said check on sketch he hasn't streamed in three weeks
You doing good though everything good you you you what do you what have you been up to good?
Like health?
Yeah, that makes sense. I'll call you off for him. I just wanted to make sure you're good.
Health is wealth, Chad. Health is wealth.
Oh god, you're addicted. What am I addicted to now, bro? What am I fucking addicted to now?
What?
Everything you guys just think I'm addicted to all this fucking shit, bro
gambling and weed. Crystal meth. Backdrop. Okay. Are we ever gonna see this video? Yes,
very very soon you guys will see this video. Don't worry. Y'all will see this video very
soon. Leak info about tap caps. Leak tap caps. Okay. I mean there's not much to really
The new drop for Tap Caps is June 6th or June 7th, June 7th, that's when the new drop is.
It's Creatures 2, the pop-up is the day before in Los Angeles, in person, and the Creatures
too drop is sick. That's basically what I'm saying. I missed out on the Sun guy. Don't
worry. There's other rare ones coming. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry.
The thing I'm most excited for is my Tap-Cap coming out, bro. That's what I'm most excited
Therefore it's not a space bar, dude.
Is Drew going to be at the pub?
Yeah, I'm going to be streaming it.
Q. Can you do this, please?
It would be crazy.
It might be like a low line for you, but it's right mostly there.
Can you do this, please? It would be crazy.
Let Wisdom K. style you? Who's that?
I'm not familiar. I'm not familiar. Who's that?
Stop picking your nose. Wait, Chad, should we watch the end of the Thunder Spurs game?
SGA's first miss from the line, 11-12 now.
I'd tune into the game and SGA's at the free throw line.
How is that even possible?
Is there any chance that the Spurs win this?
If Spurs win, I win five grand.
Wire, Stefan Castle, and Wemby on the bench.
This dude falls every possession!
Every fucking possession!
So you're attacking the basket and that's the contact right across the face.
You're not hitting the face, I don't give a fuck.
back to back MPP before teeth back to back MPP in the history of the lead.
Chat, do you guys think OKC's reading the NBA?
Yes or no?
Come on, De'Aaron.
You know what I've noticed?
Wow.
You know what I've noticed, Chad?
This might be a hot take.
Let me know.
Every game that Deere and Fox has played in, that's not
goaltending?
Oh, wow.
That wasn't goaltending!
What?
He's close to a more heavy hand to his hand.
We have the ball when it's in the zone.
Now he timed it perfectly.
He's fucking stuck!
Um, yeah, what I was saying was, might be a hot take.
Let me know.
Every time the Aaron Fox has played in this series, they've lost.
I don't, I don't know if that's a coincidence, but yeah, Miss Bull three.
the water lie, but the Spurs should dead ask how they should be a buck
Wendy
What
I
Watch that go off his foot. I watch that go off Jack's foot
Yo these rats genuinely suck
They won't let him challenge it?
Oh my god!
Oh my God!
In the last minute, I've watched a clear goal tend not get called.
I've watched the ball very clearly go off Chet's foot and the ref say it's OKC ball.
I've watched them not let the coach challenge it.
And then I just watched SGA go up for a layup and fall to the ground.
And they call it foul.
Oh my god, wait this is like that's clear as day
They may have put it on their own. They didn't.
And then it's a challenge that they one have won.
Because there's a little guy off the foot of Holger.
Bro, the ref is right there.
The friend of the young man never got to his foot.
No, that was absolutely off the Holger.
And he did ask for his help.
And he got to have the ball still in the hands of the...
This shit dead makes me not even want to watch the NBA watching shit like this.
It's just disgusting.
I'm here, watch off into the third.
Y'all, can somebody please run back that sequence and my reaction to it and post it in the comment.
I need to see that back, bro.
Even now wasn't a foul
Who is this rap bro he looks like a cat walk this rap genuinely looks like a cat walk
of SDA did some work over there.
30 seconds to stop the bleeding,
gives Mark Gagnall a his staff chance
to draw up something real quick.
Can he enter the third quarter?
Let me ask you a question, DeVall.
Coach Gagnall, kind of shortening the rotation
because of a little bit of no IVA Joe,
no Aaron Wiggins we saw in the game four,
and
they see where does Darth Maul get his sneakers from
The Darth Maul Raffle.
not even funny. Wait, why is Webby getting free throws? Where does Lacy get his sneakers
from where the fat mall I mean I'm gonna be honest 10 point game going into the
fourth? It's not over. It's definitely not over. Let's get some reactions in until
it's a... get some reactions.
Anything you want me to react to here? Any reactions in a column? Where does Drew
You get his sneakers.
The Sped Center.
Huh?
I'm good.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
LOL!
Max wants to smoke?
You need new mods.
I've seen a ton of chats recently talking about politics,
whether it's either side.
I think it gives less opportunity for sponsorships.
Would you guys like to get the name at Lacey?
I would like to offer you $5,000 for your username.
She's definitely not even logged in anymore, right?
She's definitely not even logged in anymore.
their last tweet was 13 years ago.
Like there's just no way she's even still logged in.
Why did you just type the N word in my chat?
because we can. Okay, but so here's what this is going to go. Y'all are going to see here
and talk shit on me when I run this shit. I'm the fucking truth understood. So if I'm
sitting here telling you, Hey guys, Hey chat. It's a little late. King of LA. Y'all aren't
going to say things that I don't let allow in my chat.
Do y'all get it?
Oh, you know what I actually want to get shot?
Custom.
Go ahead and call me cringe, call me corny.
I don't care.
I want to get a custom license plate.
Wait, do I have a commercial vehicle?
Do I have a commercial vehicle or auto?
You're 23, son.
No way someone has it!
I got a fine one that someone doesn't have
have. Make it core. I don't want a core license plate, bro.
Still lay.
Still God.
Sit.
No, I don't know my license plate
Watch the game
But this game is over
Nice castle nice
They took your snacks those aren't my snacks, bro
Travel
Ghost burrs go ghost burrs go webby. What the fuck was that?
I'm watching a thunder
How am I watching Hartenstein beat the fucking first bro, this team's trash. What's your fucking promise?
That's a foul. That's a foul.
Bro, I've been supporting the Spurs for a year.
What is that pass, Champagne?
Yo, Chubs, what to smoke?
Who's smoking?
Me.
I just watched Wendy miss a dunk.
You're 7-10 missing dunks.
7 foot 11 missing a fucking dunk son
And that's a foul?
That's a foul?
Yeah, they suck. It's over. It's game over, Chad.
You're 5'8 and wider than the Earth.
Our Dave, over there, Dave Bliss, Mike Wilkes, there's the assistant.
Mike Wilkes played on the Spurs of the championship team.
The assistant's on that stand with the 41-year-old, Dave Wilkes.
It is 60 years as the Thunderhead goes.
Max has Drew smoking weed.
Max 14, like he cuts Wallace Pusper, sir.
I
Don't even know I'm watching this
Turn this shit the fuck off no watching this you know more
Not watching this shit no more fuck this shit
Generally from the bottom our fuck this shit, bro
Feel like I'm like watching the thunder I genuinely feel like I'm watching silky I
Feel like I'm watching silky. I don't I don't know how to explain it
Like, they just call everything. Every single foul. It's a whistle. Every single fucking play. It's a whistle.
Creating a 99 overall rapper. Build Playboy Cardi.
Okay, I don't know how to feel about that, okay.
Old Chief Keef, beat selection Osamasan, voice Nine Vicious, originality Young Thug, consistency
Ché, Melody's Future, Talent Juice World, Performing 1300 Sing, all right?
I'm gonna make my own.
Okay, all right, creating a 99 overall wrapper.
Build, so this is like their body?
That's a little, okay, I mean, personally, I'm gonna say Drake for build.
I'm going to say Drake.
Um...
Okay.
Alright, now, for real though, build who...
What rapper has the best body?
Like, that sounds crazy, but what rapper has the best build?
Like, actually.
G-herbo, 50 cent.
Is it gay if I search up 50 cent body?
Oh.
I'm going to go 50 cent.
Okay.
Definitely 50 cent.
All right, flows is actually hard, but flows is hard because I have a hot take on flows.
The baby has great flows.
That's facts.
But I'm trying to think of somebody who can hit every flow.
Who does every flow?
Drake, Uzi, or Uzi flow, oof.
All right, this might be dick suck.
This might be dick suck, and I'm not being biased.
I'm going Drake flows.
No, brother snappers that have who has better who has the best flows I
Want to say oozy is it crazy to say losey
Is it crazy to say that?
Oh my god gunna though i'm not gonna lie gunna's flows are crazy
Or future
I'm gonna say gunna. I think gunna's flows are crazy, bro. All right beat selection
Gonna over Uzi nah, I mean
What about yadi flows like yadi yadi has some crazy flows
I'm between Uzi and Gunna I'm gonna say I'm gonna say Uzi I'm gonna say Uzi for
flows beat selection beat selection I'll say that's hard bro but I think I got to
go Kanye here I gotta go Kanye Kanye beat selection I'm gonna say Drake's
Drake's voice, Cogni beats selection, Drake's voice, that's not D1, that's not D1, Drake's
His voice, he can sing, he can rap, whatever he wants to do, originality.
Hmm.
Okay.
Wait, what does the originality mean, though?
What does that even mean?
Not a copy of anyone?
I mean, I'd say either J. Cole or Cardi.
I feel like being unique, okay, so I'm gonna say Cardi, bro.
I feel like Cardi started an entire trend.
He started an entire different like version of music.
that Cardi created an entire different genre of music.
Consistency, I'm gonna say Drake.
I mean, he's been doing it for God knows how long.
He's been so consistent album after album after album
every year dropping bangers, hits on hits on hits.
I'm gonna say consistency Drake.
Melodies, melodies.
Do you want if I say Drake again?
You can't put the same artist twice?
Oh.
Okay.
Then consistency, I'm going to say, fuck, who for consistency then?
No, I want to use Travis for performing talent I want to use juice
Oh, oh may oh a trap
Hey boogie's melodies. Yeah, but is that the best though like let's like is that the best melodies, bro?
Is it crazy to say that I like Janna's melodies? Is that a crazy thing to say?
Yes.
Future does have good melodies. I'll say future. I'll say future. Consistency?
Bro, the only people that have really been consistent year in, year out for years is
Drake, Kanye and J Cole.
and I've used Drake and Kanye.
Young boys consistent?
Okay, but when I think of consistency,
I think of, I don't know,
maybe I have a different definition of consistency.
I think of someone who's been doing something
for like a long, long time.
I'm gonna be honest.
I don't know who made the rule.
You can't use the same person twice.
I'll put in Drake.
I'll put in Drake for consistency.
I'll put in Drake for consistency, bro.
I'll put in Drake for consistency.
Wait, that's longevity.
All your right consistency is different.
Then yeah, I'm gonna say consistency.
NBA young boy he does consistently drop I
Feel like this rapper
Like consistency and longevity are the same thing
Consistency is the action of repeating a behavior steadily over time where longevity is the
So, consistency doesn't even have to be someone good, just someone who drops like up at a perfect
drink.
I'm sorry, it's Drake.
It's Drake.
I'm sorry, bro.
It's Drake.
We're talking about consistency, it's Drake.
Someone who drops the perfect time on consistently and longevity, it's Drake, facts.
This is my 99 overall rapper, 50 cent body, Uzi flows, Kanye beat selection, Drake's voice,
Cardi's originality, Drake's consistency, Future's melodies, Juice World's talent and
Travis Scott's performing.
This is a 99 overall artist, Facts.
This is literally Chet.
I'm not gonna lie, I've never listened to him.
Let me hear him.
Yeah, come on, computer, on the backseat!
Oh, I got this on, because I need it!
I'm gonna get a crap, just break it open!
Okay.
Hey, Lise.
Sup, bro?
You got a lighter in your crew?
Yo, I...
I'm gonna start smoking.
I got you, girl.
Uh, lighter? You wanna start smoking?
Yeah, yo, I can see you.
What's up, son?
Eeeeeeeh!
Hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Holy coop.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, a lot of... a lot of... a lot of...
It's like a retard at the moment.
Which way do we go right here?
Are you getting into something?
What do you say?
Where are you just doing it?
No, I was making a 99 overall wrapper.
What do you think?
I have one you can keep, but I don't know how to get it to work.
Like, it doesn't work.
There's gotta be someone more consistent than Derek.
Who?
I don't know.
The moon has dropped for decades, year after year, songs, hits, albums year after year after year, drink.
Everything else?
Performing Travis Scott, that's a good one.
Yeah, holy shit, he's out of fucking...
Travis?
Yeah, fucking shit.
I'll see you around.
I bet.
Thank you to...
Of course I am.
Where y'all laughing? Ask Leigh's about Che?
What? Che?
Che? The rubber Che?
Oh Che? Che? Che? Yeah.
Is that good music? I think so.
Yeah, they said that this was basically him.
No, it's more like not vicious.
I do fuck with not vicious actually.
See? He's over the shit.
I do fuck with not vicious.
How's it going?
Not vicious is tough, Che.
chat. Roll up. Not chat. I quit smoking. I quit smoking. I'm gonna be honest. Yeah. If you
all wanted my 99. Okay. This is in my opinion. This is a 99 overall rapper in general. My
999 overall rapper
This is my 99 overall rapper
Holy come inside you what?
Wipe your mouth when you're done
Bro don't hate don't hate the player hate the game. All right
Damn bro that game kind of really fucked me over bro really fucked me up and pissed me
off a little bit really pissed me off not a lie.
Alright chat I'm about to get off bro I'm gonna be honest feeling a little burnt today
I don't know I'm a little tired normally I'd sure be a little longer but just feeling
little oh no had a busy day and I gotta figure out what I'm doing tomorrow with
Yana but W streaming to chat eight hour stream W Zachary Gordon was great great
collab I'm very very happy with that collab so yeah but I will be live
tomorrow I'll be live tomorrow tomorrow is Lacey ex Yana so Yana is gonna be
pouring up to the house for the first time and we're gonna be getting into
some activities probably doing some stuff around the house maybe IRL a little bit if you have any
specific stream ideas for me and Yana to do tomorrow go put it in the calm please um also I have to
shoot a lady on bell Steelers veteran running back absolute legend he's coming over on Friday
so we're stacking up on the collabs man I've been enjoying the collabs uh and a good mixture of
stuff with the core guys getting back in the flow of things after my break so um any ideas y'all
have any other collabs y'all want to see any stream ideas in general put them in the comments
i'm gonna go plan for a little bit but hey i love you guys um i love you guys i will see you
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I say I give you a stand, I got my penis in
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Niggas don't love being at home, I be there just to change
She like not, I'm loving your flow, she like see what you see
Let's go, I like to see what I'm saying
I like to see what I'm saying, I'm gonna go fuckin' a brand
I'm not gonna give up to me
I'm trying to stay the world
I'm trying to stay the world and I'm trying to stay the world