you
You
Hold on, hold on, I'm gonna get us all
Yo!
What?
Look at that rock spot
I'm gonna throw that rock
It's doing the beats like plop
Shall we let it
Take the protest, give it
What's up Daniel?
Sam, Alpha, Large, Dark, Jonah, Coco, Jacob with the sub, Kenny with the sub,
Polo with the sub, Shania with the sub, Josh, Big Roach!
It's a kind of Danny Malaya, Markiz, it's Ace, Bypass, Snowy, Little God of Slip!
I'm gonna be impressed, gotta get impressed with it.
Stop, stop, gotta get impressed with it.
Sonyan, did I just see someone type in the chat,
yeah, we hyper?
Or you call, did you just say the chat is hyper?
Sonyan, Sonyan.
First off, first off, I put showing time out today.
I don't know if you guys realized,
but I was actually gonna go live at two o'clock
and I look in my Twitter community
and the first thing I see is a Sunion
and then I saw Michael Jackson.
So I decided to actually wait to go live
in extra two hours.
Yep, yep, put him on foot down.
Put him on foot down.
Yep, what now?
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
What actually happened?
All right, I'm gonna tell you what actually happened.
I was dead ass, I was dead ass gonna go live.
At normal time today, but I I you know, I'm honest guy. I told y'all 20 20 26
I'm coming full honesty. No lying. I
Went to sleep. I took a little nap at at 130. All right. I took a little nap at 130 and
It was one of those naps
It was one of those naps were like I woke up at
at 2.30 and then I pressed stop on my alarm and I said hey Siri set an alarm for 3.30
and then I
Slipped to 3.30 and I was gonna go live at 3.30, but then I just kept pressing snooze over and over again all the way
And so four o'clock
So it was just one of those naps that was just very very hitting you know what I mean
It was it was hitting so I had to I had to keep pressing snooze and going back to sleep
That's fair, thank you.
I know we've all had those naps, especially when we're in a mode in our life where we're
working hard, producing content, really doing a lot of stuff every day.
I know we've all had those moods.
Can you wink for us?
And then here y'all go, talk about some winking, talk about some piggy piggy wink, wink, wink.
No, I'm not fucking looking for nobody.
I'm a grown ass man who's not doing shit.
So what's today's content?
The question of the day.
Question of the day, right there everybody.
What is today's content?
Let me tell you what today's content is.
Let me tell you what today's content is, all right?
Today's content.
I'm actually very excited to say this.
We have a special guest pulling up on stream in 30 minutes.
You guys might know him.
You might not know him.
If he gets the ball behind a three-point line,
it's almost always going in.
We're talking about NBA champion, unanimous MVP.
Stefan Curry is pulling up to the crib today.
That's right.
Stepping Curry's coming over in about 30 minutes.
He's gonna come kick it at the crib,
chill with me, we're gonna play some 2K,
and then we're gonna go play basketball
at 24 hour fitness.
Holy cap, all right, I'm lying.
I'm lying my ass off.
My content for the day is basically,
I'm gonna be on desktop,
and I might click a few links.
Probably gonna react to Twitter, Com, for a little bit.
Maybe watch a YouTube video.
then probably gonna go do some Baylash IRL around the house.
And then maybe go get food, not a bad shout, go get food.
And then after that, I'm gonna come back here
and I think just possibly I am thinking about doing
an all-in-path draw battle.
I'm thinking about right off the rip,
like I'm talking like 20K all in.
Like if I win, I win, if I lose, I lose.
I'm thinking about just doing it.
I don't think I'm just fucking doing it.
Oh, and the Spurs game is today,
so maybe if it's a closed game, we'll watch the fourth quarter.
Sounds like a good day, right?
Shitty ass content, paying them to plan nothing.
Yo, bro, yo, bro, yo, bro.
I've had planned streams almost every day this week.
I had a collab planned stream yesterday.
Day before that, I had another collab planned stream.
Day before that, I had a planned stream.
It's fine to do a non-planned stream every once in a while.
If I have three planned streams during the week
and the other four days are a bunch of mail-ish,
sounds like a good week to me.
Sounds like a good week to me.
I hope y'all know in the last week,
you know what, let me just pull this video up for you.
Just so you guys can be very, very appreciative
of what y'all really got going on over here.
Just so y'all can actually be appreciative.
One thing that thugs can't complain about is a lack of content.
Here's all the segments from just the last week.
Oh my god.
Tony Jefferson Collab
Dr. K Collab, not bad
Salt and Pepper
Valoran Tournament
Reactions, Vegas Trip
What's Pin, or what?
about what what's been hello my name is Lacey I get one guide as my profession
you're not getting one guy I'm proven I'm putting my foot down that's what I'm
doing I'm putting my foot down with this community and I'm really saying what
needs to be said because I'm done getting bitched around and treat it like a
fucking zoo animal
Little Vegas trip, meeting Levy on Bound, not bad.
Branderisk, playing, gambling and casinos, getting high, the biggest resource.
Wait, I'm starting to realize 99% of this content has either been getting high, eating
slash cooking food or gambling.
I might actually have a problem.
Terrible influence.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do not call me an influence.
I'm not an influencer.
I will say this all the time and I will stand on this 10 out of 10 times.
I am not an influencer.
Do not take influence from me.
I am an entertainer, okay?
There is a big difference between an entertainer and an influencer.
An influencer tries to influence their audience to do the things that they do.
If anything, I want to be an anti-influencer.
I want to be a big not, big not, do not do this sign.
So I want to anti-influence y'all to not do what I do.
I'm an entertainer.
I want to entertain you guys, okay?
I'm not an influencer.
So basically a jester.
Like, here's a perfect example.
A perfect example is, if tomorrow I tweeted out,
hey guys, I started in OnlyFans,
here's my first video,
stableRenaldo fucking me in the ass.
And I posted that.
Hopefully you guys were not influenced by that video,
but you were entertained by it.
You see what I'm saying?
I'm not saying that I am dropping only fans like that.
I'm not saying I'm gonna drop that.
I'm just saying that's what I'm talking about.
That's what I would watch that.
I don't want you, I'm not doing that.
I'm not dropping only fans of me getting fucked.
I'm just saying I would not be entertained.
I would be aroused.
Guys, I'll have you know for I just saw someone say like you know wrongs wrongs got a great
size dick so we're not going for that I was getting to the thread also guys cue the music
Today is the 28th, which means in two more days, the Lacy Thug's Twitter community will
be deleted from the planet forever.
We've had our ups and downs, man.
Some might say we could win the award for best reformed community.
You know, we went from a hundred K member community who everybody hated toxicity to not really
caring about what anybody else is doing except us.
But that all comes to an end in two days, bro.
So let me ask you all the question.
Let me ask you all the question.
Where do you guys want to migrate to?
Do you guys want me to make a Reddit or do you want to go discord?
Are you going to allow him to speak about core like that?
I feel like it worked out for the best in both ways, right?
Faze doesn't have to pay $7 million for us anymore a year,
our own organization, without paying $7 million a year.
There you go.
There you have it.
Was that so hard to say, Lacey?
Is that so hard to say wrong?
Anybody else watching or part of this holding?
And was that so inherently hard to say?
The one thing that you got wrong here in this clip, Lacey,
is that it worked out best for everybody.
It didn't.
We lost entirely on this exchange.
We essentially set up a group as a content group.
We basically ceded core, phased basically ceded core.
We funded and founded the entire operation.
And like Matthew just said, Lacey just acknowledged,
pumped $7 million a year into marketing them
and establishing their careers as a group,
paying for things like the house, the production, et cetera.
I will give Lacey credit in this clip.
Will we pay for things that we shouldn't have been paying for?
Absolutely.
We're interests not properly aligned in the beginning?
Absolutely, again, I'll take full credit for that
and that going wrong.
I just thought, again, in good faith,
we did something and it worked.
Nobody would want it, you know,
we gotta fuck that when we figure out
to make this work.
I'm fucking retarded.
Facts, bro.
Thank you for making my career.
Thank you.
Facts, bro.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
Means a lot.
Actually, it means a lot.
Can this end now?
Can it end now?
the whole fucking, can it end now, bro?
I guess I was an average in seven to 8,000 viewers before,
I guess.
Either way, bro, appreciate everybody, man.
Definitely changed, changed.
And I will say the main thing, you know what?
You know what?
The main thing I will say is,
the main thing I will say is,
be fine dude, this one right here.
What I will say is,
thank you for introducing me to people that I know
will be my brothers forever and my friends forever
in my life that I will give the credit for
because I wouldn't have met Ron,
I wouldn't have met Jason and Silky and Max and Adapt and Quezon and been as close with
them as I was.
So that's the good that came out of it for me.
I wouldn't have met all these people.
So I thank you so much for planting the seed.
seeds plants and great seeds planted but let's just move on man just move on
okay you're a fake demon sure bro I'm a fake demon yep I'm a fake demon cuz I
don't want to keep keep this fucking reoccurring cycle of being talked about
every week for the rest of my life bro yeah I'm a fake demon for that you're
There's a fucking moron rogue.
FNCS Summit Week, wait, what is this?
What is this?
Oh, it's the land?
Doors open, wait, I wanna go!
Wait, I wanna go, where is it?
It's in Germany?
Never mind.
Are you going to be watching these?
All right.
So here's my question.
Is this an FNCS?
So if Klicks wins, he gets an FNCS win.
or no? Oh my god. Alright, I'm gonna be honest. I'll watch, I'll watch the finals if Klicks
is in the finals. If Klicks makes finals, which he definitely will, I'll watch finals.
Is there a chance he wins? Like, is he one of the favorites to win or no? He's conned?
Oh
Shit, I mean, who's he gone by it's not anybody good right it's probably some fucking shitter
Con by Peterbot, well all right
You lose your entire life savings and the dealer says this
Yeah, go back to your nine to five, bitch, that's like it.
What the fuck?
Can you do this?
How to play?
Listen to a snippet and guess the song.
Hip hop.
Wait.
Wait!
That sounds familiar.
Tell me.
What do you want me to do?
You just have to play it.
I don't know.
I just want to play it.
I don't know.
Deli, Deli by Ice-Mice.
Wait, why is it yellow?
Why is it yellow?
It's munch?
Okay, well, now you guys just fucking ruined it for me, bro.
Now I know what the answer is.
You assholes.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god!
In New York!
Oh my god, what is that song called?
In New York!
Concrete Jungle Butt Dreams are made of!
Impersona Mind.
Bang.
What?
Wait.
Oh my god.
It's by Biggie Smalls.
I don't even know that's how you spell his name, bro.
LARP?
Why are you all saying Son?
Yo, can you all stop spoiling the fucking song for me?
Wait.
Can y'all stop spoiling the socks?
Alright, I'm closing chat.
I'm closing chat.
Fuck you, I'm gonna get this first try.
Oh, Snoop Dogg.
on the motherfucking PINP.
I don't know this song.
Oh, it's on a rock.
That's why, bro.
That's why I'm doing so fucking bad.
I don't even know who to fuck.
What is the Rolling Stone?
I don't even know what that is.
Give me a hip hop.
Wait, you can only do one a day?
And y'all ruined it?
All right, what's this one?
Oh, I don't get this.
Spelling bee.
I'm good at spelling.
Easy.
What?
Background.
I'm good at spelling on God, I am actually good at spelling on Muck, I'm not trolling.
I'm not looking at chat.
Vinyl is a type of plastic material, or a record made from it used to play music.
BANG!
Rendezvous.
They agreed to meet at a Rendezvous point outside the city at dawn.
What? There's no V in rendezvous?
Rendezvous.
What?
Rendezvous is a pre-arranged meeting at a particular time and place.
Parquet.
Parquet?
Parquet is a type of flooring made from small blocks of wood arranged in a geometric pattern.
Never heard of parquet before. Give it a go, though.
What?
Oh, there's a bro, what?
He said parquet, not parquet.
It's a silent T. Wait, rendezvous has a Z. My fucking rendezvous.
more or less, what is that? Which has more searches, Twitter or YouTube? Definitely YouTube.
Has Bula or Disney, a thousand percent Disney, very many people search Disney to go there?
facts. Okay, Disney or FedEx? You know how many people are probably tracking a package on the daily?
Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, I'm good at this game. Rihanna or FedEx? I feel like there's more people
searching Rihanna's music up then there is searching up FedEx. Rihanna or air
pollution? Definitely Rihanna. What nerd is sitting down searching air pollution?
Air pollution or Harrison Ford? I mean definitely Harrison Ford. No one is
in their search and air pollution. Not bad! Who has more Spotify streams? Lil Nas X or
or the police?
I've never heard of the police.
I'm gonna go to Nas X.
Holy shit.
The police or Hauser?
He has like one super viral song, bro.
Yup, I knew it.
Never heard of him, Hauser for sure. What does it fucking add?
Is he even a human?
Brakeens or Jess Applespeen?
I mean him for sure.
Him or whisk definitely whiz
Four for five not bad movie ratings Avengers
I guess tick tick boom is a better movie than Avengers fuck out of here bro a beauty and the beast
Definitely Avengers. Oh
my god, yes
Beauty and the beast are Indiana Jones Indiana Jones
What is 2012?
I've never heard of this movie.
No way this movie has a better rating than Indiana Jones.
That's cat.
Yeah, see, dog shit ass movie.
Brian definitely this whatever the fuck these are never seen either of these movies
Yeah, I'm actually a jeep a
Vincent van Gogh or a patek Philippe wristwatch
Bro don't these paintings go for like millions definitely this
40 million
You're telling me someone's going to pay over $11 million for a dead shark cap?
Oh my god.
A black lotus magic gathering card?
Nobody can...what is this?
It's an ancient artifact?
That's a max win.
But this chat just gets it wrong for me, bro.
The world's most expensive milkshake.
I get some milkshakes, $3 million.
I know my Abraham Lincoln's gloves, definitely these.
Okay, what trivia, I'm really gonna trivia.
I'm really gonna trivia.
Did it take longer to build the Colosseum
Or days it takes to moon the earth orbits earth.
Wait, days it takes the moon.
Oh, definitely years to move to Coliseum.
Oh, fuck.
10 years to 27 days.
What is a Magna Carta?
Supermills Tom Brady appeared in, it's this one, he only appeared in like 12, I think.
The Taj Mahal definitely only took like five years to build the Taj Mahal.
21 years to build a Taj Mahal. Degree Celsius at which water boils. 32 degrees Celsius.
Thank you very much. Told you I'm good with trivia. I told you I'm good with trivia. Y'all
believe me I told you guys I'm good with trivia I'm good with trivia don't believe me don't believe
me whatever you want to do try this a Drake music quiz okay hold on a minute hold on a minute hold
on a minute no no no no because we got to talk about this real quick we got to talk about this
because I'm not good with the names of songs. All right? So I don't want to see
anybody saying LARP when it comes to names of songs. I'm not good with names,
but I will know the songs word for word. That's a fact. No, it's not LARP because
if I was LARPing then I would be sitting here saying I know every song name. I
I don't know every song name.
I just play the music and listen to it.
Start the clip.
["Spring the Spring"]
Oh, she will.
["Spring the Spring"]
It's easy, it's easy, it's easy, it's easy, it's easy, it's easy.
["Spring the Spring"]
One dance.
Two to two.
It's not a long one.
Watch me go ten for ten.
["Spring the Spring"]
Not your proof.
Three for three.
Watch me go ten for ten.
Which one?
And line C
I can't listen to this for a second on the song!
I
Surely they have a harder one than this
Surely there's a harder one than this
I'mma be honest, because I'm not a larper, I'mma tell y'all right now, that shit, that
shit was all those mainstream songs.
Because I'm not a larper, I'mma tell y'all straight up, that was all mainstream songs.
Now, that was the mickey.
I mean they just played hits.
If they have a quiz like this worth classics, I'll still go 10 for 10 facts.
I'll still go 10 for 10.
Part two.
Not doing another favorite food fucking 1v1 bro.
Here's some more Baylash.
What?
Humans can't reliably recall colors.
This is a simple game to see how good or bad you are at it.
show you five colors then you'll try and recreate them. Single player. Pink. Pink. Starburst
Starburst pink. Starburst pink. Starburst pink. Starburst pink. Starburst pink. Starburst pink.
You want?
I'll get it.
Not bad! Not bad!
A nine? Wait, what is it out of? Out of ten? Is it out of ten?
Okay, next. Black. Oh, oh, uh, like ten? Okay.
Oh no. Lighter than that. It's like that a little bit. Maybe a little bit on this end.
Okay, not good, not good, not good, okay, green apple, green apple, green apple, a little
lighter like that. That's pretty fucking close, Chad. Chad, y'all got to admit I'm actually
good at this. Like y'all got to admit I'm actually a smart guy. Okay, that's like maroon. Like
like a maroon, like a maroon.
Wait, I don't remember if it was dark or not.
I'm gonna fuck off this game, bro.
Send me back into reactions. Send me back into fucking reactions.
Maroud, final message for the Lacy Thug's Twitter gong, okay?
What's up, Lacy and the community?
This is the final message for Lacy's community.
I'm gonna say thank you to Lacy and everyone for helping me.
And those of you who are haters to Lacy, shut the fuck up.
Thanks.
And I don't care how much you don't get on this post.
Also, WC, if you didn't see my other post,
I do have something really important to tell you.
Okay.
If you're up for another VC Club.
Gotcha, bro.
I got you, bro.
Fuck it.
Fuck it, dudes.
We run it with Epic.
Should we run it with Epic Chat?
Want to pay less?
Got my games.
But I just want to say thank you, mostly to you, WC,
for being a W friend to me.
Of course, man.
And for inspiring me.
you will always be a genuine person in my heart and if you have me do you want to talk to you
you got my games. I felt. Wow. What's up? Inspirational. Oh wow he already DMed me. He already DMed me.
Call him up for a little VC chat maybe see what's going on see what's probably with the boy Epic.
I
Pick you there hold on brother hold on man
You're good
Well, I also got it go live real quick. Oh, what are you going live on?
It's all I have one K followers. Oh wow congrats dude
Thanks, man
All right, anyway, so I won't pretty first. Oh, how do you get anyone my days?
Yeah, it's been going pretty good man pretty good can't complain. What about you?
That's all right. Yeah, um, I saw one. I saw the reaction from like you and Yona. Thank you. Oh
with Yona. Yeah
Also, and I'm very sorry about the Twitter community shutdown, honestly, it's just a bunch of bullshit, in my opinion.
You have anything you want to say to Twitter about that?
Yeah, maybe don't delete the Twitter community because a lot of students have put their hard work into it, and you know, doing that will just downgrade them.
Wow. Wow. Wow, I mean...
Oh, sorry, go ahead.
No, that's just facts, that's just facts, it's facts.
It really is, it really is.
Wait, so, I don't know what they're saying.
Ask about, you have a fiance?
Oh, that's his version.
Yeah, that's, that was a big issue.
What happened?
So basically, we broke up,
and because I found out she was doing two K dollars
on my account so she tried to take me first.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How old are you?
Eighteen.
And how old is she?
Eighteen, we're both the same age.
Hmm, how'd you guys meet?
Ah, I'm not high school.
Oh, and how did you propose to her?
Ah, well I mean, we were supposed to talk about it,
but then I found out when I got told to Russian
that she was doing money for my account.
So what was she doing?
She was going on your bank and just sending money?
Yeah, pretty much.
And I mean, I tried talking to her first about it,
but then she just started trying to fight me on it,
physically.
But she tried to hit you?
Yep, and I fought back.
What do you mean by that?
I'm a drop hitter.
Hey, welcome back. She was the one who did it first. Not me.
Well, you dropped, you dropped, kicked your fiancé?
Hey, look bro, she was the one that came at me first. Not the other way around.
Wait, so what do you mean drop kicked her? Like you like jumped in the air and kicked in like, like a WWE drop kick?
I don't know, something like that. I knocked out one for her too.
Yeah, but honestly, and this is why I'm trusting you nowadays.
So you're not even looking for a new fiance?
Um, I may, but I'm working on a new process, but this ain't my first reveal about this
thing.
I don't do nothing.
What do you mean?
What happened?
What else happened?
Uh, well, I mean, with mom, well, I'm pretty sure it was my 20th ex-girlfriend.
The same kind of situation happened.
How many ex-girlfriends do you have?
You're too many to count.
Okay, ladies, man.
All right.
Wait, so what happened with your 20th ex-girlfriend?
Uh, well, I should say, um, she tried to brain me about my teacher and, well, I may or may not try to turn her into a locker.
Wait, she framed you?
Yeah, I mean, I got suspended from my own middle school if that's the word.
Okay, all right, I mean interesting so you just be like you know, it's not good to like like you shouldn't be the hitting women, right?
Okay
All right, well, I mean listen I would I would stand against hitting women off
That's how I tell you shouldn't you know you should just just maybe leave the situation instead of responding with violence
Okay, well, yeah, so what were they like what happened were there any like you got in trouble or anything with with your fiance or no
No, I mean she ran out of the door and gave me a needle cleaner, so...
And I was like, screw you, too.
And then I just got done there.
Then you haven't talked to her since?
No, and I watched her on all my social media.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
But also, starting tomorrow though, I am going to be a one-man band.
What does that mean? A one-man band?
So basically, I had replaced some of the things, but tomorrow, once I get out of school for the final day, this is a terrible dismissal.
I am getting a smart instrument that I can play Chinese instruments on, piano, drums.
Wait, what grade are you in?
I'm gonna be going into a super senior next year for four more years wait you're
going to high school for four more years than you're 18 yes I'm gonna be a
super senior four why the like what's the reason well with my health issues
there are these support systems that will help me with the future of my life
and if I do this year then a lot of them will not be okay oh that's good
Congratulations on getting into the super senior class.
Thanks.
And also, William Horne, for real quick though, what's your favorite instrument though so I can check if it's on the arc?
I'm a big guitar guy.
What version of guitar?
Electric.
Oh yeah, that's on there.
Okay, wait, wait, so you, I remember like two weeks ago,
you told me you were going into your singing arc.
Oh, well, you know what, there was a lot of issues
with the past two instruments that I got,
so I don't replace those two,
but this one, I can actually create my own songs with AI
and I can play them.
Oh, AI, okay, cool, wait,
so you can't play anything right now?
Like I wanna hear.
I don't want to right now,
but I do have my watcher's boots to.
Yeah, let me hear the electric flute, let me hear it.
All right, get in my mic, I've got the pull up.
By the way guys, can we get a W. Lacey in the chat
for being a kind hearted person to this meeting?
Facts, I actually think everybody's just gonna
be W. Lacey in the chat.
Here it is, here's my electric flute.
Okay, let me hear it.
All right, well there's actually a different,
like, someone looked like a different one,
things I could play on this one.
So like,
Then there's also this one as well I didn't know you actually knew how to play yeah also
by the way you know how you check these on spamming the while on the white speed lap yeah
Yes you need I mean. Who? It wasn't me. I mean singer bro. You want proof? You made the
Y speed left. Well I need to show you proof. Hold up. Wait I want bro so go to
TikTok and search up I show speed KSI. K tries to sing. Search that up and you'll see
Okay, you're not lying.
No. Fair enough.
Wait, so you said you had something you wanted to talk to me about to join the boys' club.
What was it? Is there some specific or?
Well, I mean, I just want to say, bro, if you ever need someone in a life
who I talked to about this whole community, getting laid, then you got my name.
Oh, no, I'm honestly fine. I'm fine with it.
I'm fine with it. It's not like it's like a family member pass or anything. It's not out of the world.
By the way, also, I did talk to my parents. Unfortunately, I cannot join, but however, I do have other ideas.
Join what?
Well, remember when you invited for the seventh member?
Oh, to join cool or?
Yeah, but I do have other plans, though.
Yeah.
So if you guys have any stream ideas that you want to do, just send them to me and I can plan them out so they can work.
What do you mean?
So let's say if you want a specific kind of IRL screen and you don't know how to plan it out, just send the idea to me and I can help it.
So you want to be my creative director?
Pretty much, yeah.
Okay, so, I mean, I could interview you right now
for my creative director if you want.
Sure, let's do it.
Okay, I want to go live in an hour
and I have nothing planned.
What stream should I do?
Well, I mean, since you are living in a new area,
you may explore the outside of the area
to see what kind of things you can find
for you to do more IRL streams about.
Okay, okay.
All right, okay now I need a big event plan. Give me a good event idea like a huge event
So you want me to throw a party with with Ziggy rums
Jabers snowy
I mean, it's just an idea.
It's an idea.
So basically you want me to throw out a Twitter community party.
I mean, invite my entire Twitter community over to the courthouse for a party.
Don't include the haters. They can go off.
Okay. All right. You're two for two on ideas. You got a third idea?
Alright, let's say I want to do a travel stream. Where should I travel to?
Honestly, I would probably have to say travel to Hershey, Pennsylvania because the Hershey Charcoal World Tour, trust me, that place is full of stuff you can get to use for your streams. That place is loaded.
So out of everybody in the world, out of everywhere in the world you can actually travel to Pennsylvania for a stream?
No, Hershey, Pennsylvania.
Okay, what about a different country?
Honestly, I mean I don't know if you already have enough but I am a big fan of AI technology, so I'm trying to maybe a good option because if you want to learn more about the future of tech, you can go there.
Okay, alright. I actually have a stream planned tomorrow so maybe you can help with this plan in the stream right now.
Sure.
So tomorrow I have Levy on Bell coming over. He's a former Steelers running back and
You know how people do like brovers bros on on games. We're gonna do a IRL brovers bro
So we're gonna 1v1 and IRL stuff. Oh
Very well, so what do you think we should 1v1 in?
Well, I mean since he is a Steelers
former life member
So I so I made you like what make you like football like you know I mean because she I'm gonna one be one leave me on
melon football
Why me the other skewer number so to be fair
To be fair all right
She is a huge
Stewards fan. She's addicted to them. I did okay. Wow. Does she know any of the players?
um
I don't know if he actually does, but I don't really ask, but I mean, since he is a former
Steelers member, the obvious choice is football.
Wait, so your mom, like, she's like good friends and hangs out with some Steelers players?
Well, I mean, she knew a few of when she lived in Pittsburgh with her grandparents.
Oh, shit, okay.
But I don't know though, if you need any help with the streaming thing, you can be able to do it.
Okay, and how much do you want to get paid a month to be a creative director?
I don't need money, I'll do it for free.
Okay, so why can't you join Core?
I talked to Marlin and Ron and they both said they were like, yeah we want Epic to join Core.
well see I got well with my health issues it's complicated because I have to do my
remontane infusions once a month what's that it's basically a butterfly needle in
my arm for four hours oh no I'm sorry bro yeah so my life is a bit complicated and
that's why I unfortunately can't I mean I would love to
Not for sure, but 100% I understand, man, 100%.
100%.
But if you guys are up for more discord segments, I'm down.
OK, I mean, yeah, I mean, I'm always up for a good discord
segment.
But yeah, I'm always down for a good discord segment.
You're a very, very nice guy.
He loves sitting here talking to you,
love hearing all these stories.
You're a fool of stories.
Thank you.
All right, full of ways.
I'll let you get back to stream though.
Like I said, I'm always here if you're for a club with you, Juan, or any of the others.
Okay. Yeah, I mean, for sure. Wait, they're asking about you punching metal? What are y'all talking about, bro?
Yes, I do punch metal.
What do you mean you punch metal?
Well, I mean, I can... wait, Juan, Alexa, what is the level?
I would go IRL right now, but thing is though, you'll have to watch my TikTok because my
iPad in one way will work with Wi-Fi.
Okay.
Wait, I don't understand.
What are you going to go do IRL?
Well, I'm going to prove that.
You're going to go IRL.
Well, I'm gonna prove that punch metal.
You're gonna go IRL and punch metal?
To prove it.
Well, what if you hurt yourself?
Dude, bro, I already did it today.
You just be waking up and punching metal?
Yup, pretty much.
Okay, um, well, yeah, I mean, I mean, I don't I don't think you should punch metal
I think you know as them I get you. What's the point of punching metal? What do you do? What's the point of it?
Well, I mean it does help me give me some strength to work more on this
Okay, oh, so like it's like your way of working out you just be punching metal. Yeah pretty much
All right, okay, um
Um, yeah, dude, I mean, yeah, I mean, I don't think you should go punch metal, but um
I don't know though. I just want to say thank you for giving me inspiration
I inspire you? Yes
Every creator I've met is fun. Okay. How do I inspire you in what ways?
Well, I mean one you are always kind of hearted you always give me hope to do more
I actually want to do with the ears and you just give me some hope I need for me to keep on going wow
Wow, that's actually amazing
Wow, and also bro, I mean that with every word on my heart and soul. Hey, you know what man?
Generally, I generally appreciate you bro. Thank you. Thank you. And you know what epic?
You're welcome any time to come to the courier house
All right, bro. Also, wait, also, um, and I am pretty pretty new guys here at basketball
right now. I'm not gonna leave you yet, but I am sorry.
Okay, are you gonna send it to my PO box when it's done?
Um, yeah, um, wait, is it like an updated PO box or?
Yeah, yeah, there's a new PO box. You just type Exclamation Mark PO and you can get the
address. You can send me anything there. Um, you could also Amazon things there, whatever
you want to do you know what I mean got it and I'll also be sending some stuff
for Marlin as well like he's still a surfer poster oh Marlin will love that
yeah I mean I can show you what it looks like right now yeah let me see it let me
see I'm gonna grab a water real quick but let me see it all right bro I'm gonna
That's my first teaching, if I pull up.
It's our broadcast.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now I'm going to find the box.
Hey Chad, don't worry, we got one more person
we're calling on Discord after this, don't worry, Chad.
Make a world, make a world.
There we go.
All right, so then I'm going to steal this, sir.
Oh yeah, it's on my phone, on the call.
Alright, I just gotta pull this up, okay.
Bro, I hate wins verification thing.
This always and always wins.
Oh, you be watching Kick Epic?
What streamers you watch?
Um, I mean, I don't think I'll just brand them.
I mean, I get requests to do collabs.
Blame them. Hold on.
Oh, there we go.
Alright, so, this is the...
It's a silver server due force.
Oh wow that's really cool and right down there in the bottom right corner you can see
Silver Surfer.
Oh that's, Martin's going to like that a lot.
That's really cool.
Oh yeah and do you want to see what I'm praying for Ron?
Yeah yeah let me see.
Alright, let me pull up here, Ganger helmet, 3D model, images, and I'm praying in a Pokemon Power Ranger Ganger helmet.
Wooo!
Wow, that's actually cool. How long does it take to 3D print that stuff?
Also, I'm also going to print a mask for his cat, too, if he wants.
What you're going to do what?
I'm going to print a mask.
You're going to do what?
There's a gamer mask for his cat, if he wants.
You're going to get a mask for his cat.
You know what?
Ron actually, I was talking to Ron last night.
He told me he's been looking for a mask for his cat.
For Burger.
Oh, well, I mean, if he wants to ask him, then I could print that out for him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You would love that.
Oh, also, I see what Toby McGuire's fireman in the background.
Love Toby McGuire's fireman.
Wait, why do you have a VPN on?
Oh, yeah, that's because I got hacked on some of my accounts.
And that's not good.
Also, so do you want to see one of my three pretty helmets that is related to that?
Yeah, oh, it's already ready?
Well, no, I still got to make those ones, but I'm saying, wait, have you watched Spider-Man 3?
Do you have anything that you've 3D printed yet that I could see?
Yep, but real quick though, have you watched Spider-Man 3?
Yes, I've seen every Spider-Man.
Alright, good, because they recognize what each side means.
Alright.
Alright, and they recognize both sides?
I do, yeah, it's the red Spider-Man and that's the black Spider-Man when he got overtaken by the Venom.
Ian, I can also wear this.
No, you cannot.
Yup, and the lenses come off too.
And you 3D printed that?
Yup.
Really?
Oh, that's sick.
Wait, can I see the inside like the back inside sure wow dude
That's actually a really cool thing to 3d print that's really cool
Also, I also wait. Do you know ghost writer?
Ghost rider. He's the he's the dude who rides the motorcycle right with the flames. Yeah, yeah
I made a mask like a latex mask
You made a late a latex mask? Yeah, how'd you do that? Let me see
So does he buy in the sugars did he make them
But to show you because one of them is actually a big teach item
So this is the ghost writer mask I'm talking about that I made.
You made that?
Yep.
Out of what?
Um, I've had this thing for a while, I don't even remember.
But, so I geoliked Marvel comic books.
Um, I love Marvel, I'm not a big comic book guy.
Oh, well, I got the origin of the vision.
Comic.
The origin of the villain comic.
No, vision.
Vision.
Oh, that's cool.
And then, Horm, I was gonna fix my DC Sains because trust me, your chat is gonna laugh at this.
Oh, they're gonna laugh? Hold on, let me see.
Oh
Shit
Jason oh Jason would like oh you could you could 3d print Jason a guitar
But, wait, a guitar actually makes sense, because he's been using that, that makes more sense now.
Yeah, or maybe some, um, some, he likes guitar picks, he also likes boxing.
Oh, I get to earn all kinds of styles for that. In fact, I can even print a pick with his name on it.
I'm sure he'd love that. I'm sure he'd love that. And ADAPT, ADAPT likes the flash.
Oh cool because I'm actually thinking about pretty on a zoom like the cows oh
yeah me serious is zoom is tough yeah I mean honestly though I like yeah but on
although we see I was still working on those and I will send you updates on all
of them okay all right and yeah but have a great day we see Alexa got my
All right, all right epic well it
I mean, I just can't compete with that or I just can't compete with that I just can't compete with that dude I
Literally just can't compete with that but yeah, y'all know what happens on LARP days
Or on on non-ten days, bro
Give Dean a little call.
Why are y'all saying oh no no no Dean?
Yo, what's up, Dean?
Just saying what's up checking in bro
I appreciate it. I'm not gonna lie, it's the least expected, because I haven't talked to you guys in a while, so I'm done.
El Ego?
El Ego, what? No, I'm just saying, like, I haven't talked to you in a while.
What happened?
Nothing.
Um, so you want to-
What happened?
No, I was- you want to turn your camera on?
Oh, yeah, I'm just playing a game right now, my friend.
Oh, what have you been up to, bro?
I'm just playing a game, trying to get out of the debt that I've been from gambling.
I learned my lesson, though.
I just don't gamble.
Wait, you're playing a game to get out of debt?
No, I'm playing a game.
I'm playing a game, my friend, but I've been trying to get out of debt, like, realistically.
How much debt are you in?
I thought we talked about this dude
What's a what how be honest with me Dean hello
Goodbye
Wait, wait, so they threatened you yes, wait, but like you like know them like like in person they threatened you
Also, they threatened you on discord
Okay, okay, wait, so
Me
I thought you were in the game.
Where are you at?
Don't say it too fast.
Chad, do I ask him how his weight loss journey's going?
He's the follow-up thing.
Yeah, I went for it.
I did the follow-up thing.
Is this him?
I'm gonna be able to follow him.
Close up.
Bye-bye.
Wait, so how's like the last time we talked,
you told me you were gonna lock it on a weight loss
and how's that going?
Yeah, it's each of the market.
You know, he doesn't let me order anymore.
She gets me on one of my orders, so yeah, it's good.
You've been eating healthy, losing weight?
Yep.
I'm currently sitting at, like, 220.
OK.
It's pretty good.
What are you trying to get down to?
I'm trying to get to, like, 170, 160.
Oh, all right.
I believe in you.
I actually do believe in you.
I really do.
Yeah.
KG?
I appreciate it.
I'm a young man.
Now, but I just wanted to check in and see who was good,
see how you were doing, making sure you're all good.
Cause I told you I would check in with you.
Cause last time you told me that you were, you were,
you were gambling still.
Yeah, I was gambling.
I hit a couple of match swings, but I just like,
I got a hook and I was like, I don't know how to do that.
My dad had to get involved.
It was that, bro.
All your dad found out you were gambling?
Yeah, he got kicked at the guy and told him
he knows like X-Folder cops and military
cause he used to be in the military.
and told him that this guy, if he gets on Friday new,
I'm gonna talk to him and we'll have the police out there
and we'll ask him, because he's telling me about some stuff,
so I just don't wanna get involved with it.
That's good.
So you haven't given one in a while, right?
You're not doing any more?
No, this one guy, Sterling, has been helping me,
actually, with it.
His name's Sterling, I remember what I told you.
He's giving me advice about it and telling me
I'm not doing it and helping me out with it.
Sterling?
Yeah, Sterling, Sterling.
How do you and a hoop count them?
How old is he?
He's like 19.
No, not 19, 18.
He's just helping me with the...
Okay.
All right.
Well, amen.
Just wanted to...
I actually, you're busy playing your games.
Just wanted to see what was going on if you were doing good and stuff.
Oh, I'm not busy at all.
Actually, I'm just...
No, I'm telling you.
But, yeah, I appreciate it, bro.
I really do appreciate it.
If you're checking out.
Also, how's it going wrong in all those guys? I heard about the bill on the Wi-Fi revenue.
The what?
I heard about the Wi-Fi bill. It was posted all over the internet.
All the Wi-Fi bill? I mean, yeah, that wasn't a real bill. That was just a ChadGPT bill that they sent in pay.
Also, you know about the internet and stuff.
Yes, they have to put in they have to drill it in that's why it costs so much and plus it's in the county area
But you guys are all the way up the mountain. That's why there's not that much water
You're going to be gone. You're going to be gone. Oh
I should probably present it to the Wi-Fi company that now that you say it makes sense. Okay. Well, hey, bro
Listen, just want to check in make sure you were doing good. Keep keep up the good work Dean
Appreciate it. I appreciate it. I really do appreciate it
Like you call me and make sure you're okay make sure I'm okay. I really do appreciate that of course man
I you have a good one, bro
Dean out oh
My gosh
now what what do you mean now what the fuck do you mean now what I haven't even
reacted to the calm yet I haven't even done reactions yet what do you mean now
what
still doing reacts yes I'm gonna be honest I'm actually getting mad hungry
Congrats, Lacey. We support you. I like boys as a friend. I have a lot of boyfriends.
Is that a hundred other donation? Wait, is that real? How do I see if this is real?
I don't like bull bro. I don't I'm not
Congrats on the new shirt lacy. You finally went shopping look at this. This would be a cool stream
I
Haven't found a lot
What
What is that
Is it a shark thing?
Wow!
First night back to you!
Let's go!
Teeth on teeth on teeth!
That is amazing!
That's a dinosaur tooth.
Wait, dinosaurs were real?
Put it on God.
Alright, this might be...
Wait, are people gonna get mad if I give my opinion on this?
Is this something that people could actually get mad about?
Yes? How?
How hate threat income and listen all I'm gonna say is and this is just my opinion
look at this thing dude it's an uneducated opinion no it's not the way that I personally
am, I have trouble believing in things that I haven't seen. Maybe other people can relate
to me with that. And yes, it is an opinion, but I have trouble believing things existed
or that there are or were things that I can't see or have never seen in person. If that
make sense. And I'm going to be completely honest. I thought dinosaurs was just a movie.
I thought Jurassic Park was just a made up movie. I didn't know that dinosaurs actually
existed back in the day so you're telling me this thing was actually running around one day
that's cool i'm gonna be honest that's actually cool that's sick wait what happened
what happened
The Big Bang?
What happened to dinosaurs?
Now, there has been lots of debate about exactly what killed the dinosaurs.
Since the 1980s.
Did you not go to school?
Yo, my school did not teach me about dinosaurs.
I just believed the main culprit was an asteroid from the far reaches of maybe you guys were
lucky enough to learn about dinosaurs in school but my school was a serious was a very serious
Catholic school, a private Catholic school. We did not have a dinosaur class.
Bro went to a holy school. Yeah, I went to Catholic school and I swear to God, we
did not learn about dinosaurs.
the size of Mount Everest and on a collision course with Earth.
What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that?
Since the 1980s, scientists have believed the main culprit was an asteroid.
from the far reaches of the solar system, the size of man Everest.
Okay, might be another dumb question and yes, I'm uneducated and I'm admitting it, okay,
I'm admitting it.
How does an asteroid be made?
How does the asteroid be made?
Broken parts from other planets, okay.
And on a collision course with Earth.
Oh no.
So this could happen again?
An extraordinary claim requires some extraordinary evidence, so let's be clear.
What the fuck is this guy?
A small wide asteroid crashed into the planet, unleashing the power of a billion nuclear weapons
is an extraordinary claim.
So where is the evidence?
Where is the smoking gun?
Well, I'm sat in it.
This is called a cenote.
It's a word that comes from one of the Mayan languages.
It now can-
I don't care.
I want to see how the asteroid hit the earth.
When I superimpose the cenotes, you see there's an enormous number of them.
The landscape is completely freckled, but then look again in more detail.
You see this here? There's an arc of these geological features running across here,
and it'd be completely arc.
Who just called me wasted nut? Fuck you.
I'll tell you.
And then...
It brought the reign of the dinosaurs to a crushing end.
So, how did dinosaurs be, how were dinosaurs created?
My god, dude, that's so cool. Bro, but like, bro, it's just hard for me and I know
I know, you guys can call me dumb for this,
whatever you want, but I know there's other people out there
who, like the way I have such a hard time believing
in things that I cannot see.
Like I have such a hard time believing in things
that there's no actual real footage of in the past.
Like that, I have such a hard time believing in that stuff.
I feel like I have to see it or see that it actually existed
order to believe it. Fossils? Yes, I know there's fossils, but bro, they could make fossils.
Alright, here's a serious question I have.
Do you guys think there's a chance that in an undiscovered part of the earth there's
still a dinosaur out there?
Maybe in like the Amazon rainforest? Maybe there's like dinosaurs or something?
The loss annihilates everything within its reach. So then where are they?
Stable Raid. Ron Raid.
He's not even live.
How am I going to staple rated?
He's not even live.
He offline rated you?
know he did it. Jinxie stream? Jinxie's not even live either. Wait. What? He did a short
stream you missed it. Tim the Tapman raid. Alright I'm just getting trolled now. I'm
literally just getting trolled. Bro I'm trying to educate myself! I'm trying to educate myself!
Earthquakes and tsunami tear across the planet. Bro okay. This, you're telling me this didn't
blow up the earth? And then it begins to rain. It was genuine wasted potential, a waste of
effort making you. That's gotta be like the worst, like that's the most fucked up thing
you could say to someone bro. Not your turn. The scorching hot water. So it was raining
hot water. So the whole earth was on fire.
Light from the asteroid and the bedroll, it has struck.
So wouldn't it have killed all living creatures then?
Wouldn't it have killed all living, okay, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out.
If an asteroid genuinely came down and struck the earth, and wiped all dinosaurs out and
the whole earth was on fire, wouldn't it have killed all living creatures?
So how did humans, how did humans survive this?
We weren't alive yet.
Okay, but how did humans even come to be after this?
There was no living creature left on earth for us to evolve from if it killed all living
things.
That's not done.
That's a good question.
Evolution.
What did we evolve from?
You guys are all saying evolution.
So what did we from apes?
Okay.
So let's say hypothetically humans evolve from apes.
You're telling me this meteor killed every dinosaur but didn't kill apes.
You see what I'm saying, I feel like I'm on to something here. I feel like I'm on to something.
You are thank you. Thank you
As well, I wish I knew
How did humans?
Come to be if a meteor
wiped out the entire living species on Earth.
Although it wiped out dinosaurs and roughly 75% of all species, it did not kill everything.
A select group of small, adaptable burrowing mammals.
How do you know how do you know were you there were you there
Adam and Eve? Okay, was Adam and Eve before or after dinosaurs? Great question, Lacey.
Dinosaurs came first.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
I'm so confused.
Well, why do y'all call me dumb?
I'm being serious.
I'm trying to understand.
It's not dumb.
It's not dumb to want to educate yourself
and learn more about things.
That doesn't make you dumb.
For all the kids that are in my chat right now,
if you're trying to learn about something
and you're asking questions, you're not dumb, okay?
Do not let people convince you that you're dumb.
You're just trying to learn.
Cause here's my question.
I grew up going to Catholic school.
I went to Catholic middle school.
I went to a Catholic high school
and I went to a Catholic college, okay?
I was taught that God created the earth in seven days.
Right?
That's what I was taught.
But if this is saying dinosaurs were already on the earth,
that means the earth was already created.
That's why I'm confusing having trouble believing this.
You guys might not, but I was growing up for the first 18 years of my life.
I was taught by all my teachers, all the adults in my life, that God created the earth in seven days.
And on the final day, Adam and Eve were created.
But if there were dinosaurs on the earth before Adam and Eve, how was it created in seven days if the earth was already there with dinosaurs on it?
You got to ask Joe is Joe live is Joe Bart live I don't think he's lying bro I would
actually love to ask him I would love to talk to him about this because I'm actually you
You guys think I'm shooing and I'm trying to act dumb?
I'm not.
I'm actually so serious.
I'm so serious.
Chat.
When that pops up on the screen, OK?
I can't say exactly why I'm doing it.
I saw some idiot in the comms say,
ugh, you just wanted to make more money.
It has nothing to do with that, OK?
It actually, the reason I'm running those little pop-ups
is because it makes it a better viewing experience
for you guys.
If you can put the two pieces together,
then you can maybe understand why I'm saying that.
But if you guys want, keep saying, uh, keep saying, uh.
All I'm gonna say is notice how, oh my God,
you guys are so dumb, bro, you guys are so dumb.
You guys are so dumb, bro.
Like, how do you not understand what I'm saying?
I'm not gonna say it flat out, but like,
it's just so dumb.
Yes, thank you.
Some people are understanding.
Thank you.
But all I ask, so it keeps going and I can keep it like this, is you guys to just click
that link that's pinned when it pops up.
Literally, you don't got to buy anything, you don't got to do anything, literally just
click the link and then I can keep it going, keep it going, keep it going, but gambling
promo. It's Celsius. What are you talking about? Wait, should I text Joe? Also chat.
I think I got a new car. I think I got a new car. Y'all want me to show you which one I
I got, let me show you. Hold on. Of course you did. Let me just show you, bro. Let me
just show you before y'all start judging. You're so rich. No, it's not a crazy expensive
car. I didn't get like a super car, crazy expensive car. I just got some Culp shit.
I got some cop shit I'm gonna show y'all right now.
It's like a car that I'll drive maybe,
give or take few times a month,
I'd say max three times a month.
It is a, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
It is a,
a 1978 Corvette L82. It's a classic car. It's just, it's just some like, some call,
like I want, I've always wanted a classic car that I could do stuff with. And it's
just a nice beautiful classic, bro. So I'm just gonna, it's just gonna be like a nice
little old school classic car. You can't even drive it. Yes, I can. It's fully automatic.
It's not a stick shift and it actually only has like 20,000 miles and only two owners
ever and the new owner, he replaced like all the old parts.
So he put like a new air conditioning in a new system.
He replaced the brakes and calipers.
So it's 20K miles is crazy low.
Yeah, I know.
And it's a really good price.
I'm getting it for 25K.
put a wide body on it. I'm not putting a wide body kit on it. There's no way it only has
20,000 miles. Yes, it does. You fucking idiot. Wait, I think. Hold on, I could be wrong.
I could be wrong. Okay, I lied. Not 20,000. It has 40,000 miles on it. The other one
that I was looking at had 22,000. It has 40,000. 40,000. That's not bad. That's not
40,000 is not bad.
Rolled back miles.
No, it's not.
That's still good for a classic.
Yes, and the colors nice.
It's a nice old school look.
I won't take it out very much.
I'll probably just keep it in a garage
and then I'll take it out maybe two, three times a month.
I'm going to play this song while I go blow my nose.
I don't know.
I don't have a home, I don't have a home.
I don't have a home that's killing me and stealing the better.
And together.
You don't like kissing little people?
I don't like kissing little people.
Say you don't care.
Soft random streams.
It's none of y'all.
That shouldn't apply to me.
First it was critics that riseed on me.
She only works with me, we had a book stream.
We was hit, we were hit, we were hit.
We were hit, we were hit.
We were hit.
No, I have to fucking get this out of my nose, but I know it's going to start bleeding if
I blow my nose and get this fucking booger out.
But here's my question for a car like this, for a car like this, are you, is it like frowned
upon to do modifications to it?
Is it frowned upon if I put a new exhaust in it and make it louder or tune it or like maybe put down pipes in it
Is that frowned upon?
Like I want to get it chrome deleted or straight pipes
Change the color. I don't know. I kind of fuck with the color
It's manual. No, it's not manual. It's fully automatic. I'll tell y'all all the statistics of the car you guys ready for all six of the car
40,000 miles automatic transition silver exterior color black interior
two owners ever all original purchase from the original owner with 39,000 miles I
Restored and repaired anything that needed it runs fabulous. It has an R12 AC rebuilt working perfectly all matched
I have all the original paperwork and work orders from the purchase to present and it's an anniversary edition
He said he dry he said he drives it about three to four times a month and he's had it for two years and he's never had a problem
This is a steal. That's what I'm saying. This is a steal. Clean title. Yes, clean title.
All the people say in 40k miles for $25,000 is dumb. Bro, for a car that was made in 1978,
40,000 miles is not bad.
I feel like this is a great purchase, bro.
This is a great purchase.
It's a nice classic car.
And then on the bottom, it says just a quick note, the car was totaled back in 1992.
It is a fully rebuilt and fully rebuilt car.
Kidding! Kidding, kidding, kidding, kidding, kidding, kidding, kidding, kidding.
Now, it says, it says clean title, zero accidents, so all paperwork included.
All paperwork and work orders from purchase to present day included.
Make it loud, but how do you make a car like this loud?
It already is.
What motor is in it?
I don't know how to see that.
I'm not going to lie.
I don't know how to see what motor is in it.
it say? Straight pipe it? Wait Russell, can you ask what motor is in it?
If it's V8 you're good. I mean Russell I'll get if he could do cash
I will get this shit as soon as I possibly can
Literally he could come he could come on Saturday and drop it off and I will give him cash because I have cash from Vegas
It's gonna be a v6 how is that bad is a v6 bad. I feel like a v6 is good. No
Take it to a mechanic for change it to this y'all want me to change it to a fucking clown
car?
This shit is like, but ugly, bro.
New car reveal.
All right.
Stay in school kids.
It's cool if you want to educate yourself and to hear from Joe, but you need to hear
from both perspectives.
Yo, how do I lack common sense?
How do I lack common sense?
I'm smarter than y'all make me out to be.
Can we get more of GTARP?
Yeah, yeah, come and soon, come and soon, come and soon.
I think you get a Corvette, whichever one you want, but you have to keep your cars.
And I think you should get a SUV or a Sprinter.
How much is a SUV?
How much is an Escalade?
150k?
I'm going to be honest, I don't really need that.
Japan trip this year?
bro, maybe is this the method man gets caught with a Glock painted in disguise as a Nerf gun?
Bro, what is this? This is some, this is some, yo,
Oh, this is fucking crazy.
I did redemption to I'm about to start and I will not quit.
I will beat this game.
I will sit through the story.
I will sit through the cutscenes and I will be this game.
I will not quit.
My ADHD will not get the best of me.
You lasted 10 minutes, by the way.
Oh, okay.
Because you guys got to understand my attention span.
I think something might be wrong with me.
Love Island, this is the cast for season eight of Love Island USA.
All right, bro, fine.
Love Island, clearly, the cast is not looking very good, very good looking, very attractive.
If you want somebody to bump up the attractiveness ratings of the cast, I'm your guy.
Throw me in there, I'll create great content, and I will actually probably be one of the
most attractive people on the show, so let me know.
They said they're good, all right?
You should do a stream with Justin Jefferson.
I did.
Jack, here's my prediction.
I think Justin Jefferson will be the best receiver
in the NFL this season, statistic-wise.
He has a quarterback now, he's actually about to go crazy.
Wait, what is this?
I think, what the fuck, you are very experienced, right?
Just in life in general, which means that you are probably
more flexible in my opinion.
Well, might break the bones, but.
What the fuck is this?
Where does this come from?
Oh my god.
What?
Your self will just be way better,
and you don't have to have kids,
because obviously you can't anymore,
which means I can just absolutely go crazy at night.
No, no, no.
Yo, yo, yo.
Oh no!
You know what, lucky lady.
Oh mate.
Does he get to see her?
Well that is a valid...
Holy fuck.
Lacey X Big Wedge when?
Probably next time I'm in London.
You need to play more horror games?
I'm not a horror game kind of guy if I'm being honest.
I'm not a horror...
react to classic albums you haven't listened to at the end of streams? What is
GKMC, T-Lop, and what are these?
Oh good kid Mad City. Is it a Kendrick album? I'm good off that one bro. Wait
What's T-Lop? What's T-Lop?
The life of Pablo. Ah, I've heard. What's that? Okay. What's a classic album? I've never, I've never heard of.
We got to run a Beyless stream. Yo, Archie, I'm down to run a Beyless stream whenever, bro.
I'm down to run a Beyless stream whenever, man. I'll be doing a whole lot of Beyless, man.
reasonable doubt what is that like what's a classic album everybody's listened
to but I have it I've never heard reasonable doubt
It's a bunch of Colombians coming in Friday, you guys.
Man on the moon.
I've never heard this album.
You see if I've heard any songs from here. I've heard day and night. It's the only one though.
So I was gonna react to album what album should I react to y'all?
Emotion
By nine vicious or I want to react to a old-school album
I've never heard this album, but I've heard Pink and White.
I think I've heard Nights, I've heard Nights, and I've heard White Ferrari.
Is it even worth it?
If I've heard like three or four songs on album?
You heard all the good songs?
All right, so here's my options.
If I were to do a first time listen to any album tonight, I could do Blonde, I could
do
you
Not bad not bad not bad first I think I'm getting sick I think I'm getting sick bro
like I don't know why but I just have a terrible headache right now and I feel
like nauseous but it could be because I haven't eaten today and I drink the
energy drink off of empty stuff yeah I'm not gonna lie six o'clock and I have an
eating that's definitely a problem should I go run to the show it iron
and get some food yet should I go iron and get some food cap I swear I haven't
I woke up I woke up I didn't really eat I just drank some orange juice and then I took a nap
So I have not eaten all day, and I just have to I just have a raging boner or a raging a raging headache for some reason
I don't know why
Tech drew and say let's go IRL
Tech's hey dumbass bitch text drew and say let's go IRL
Drew, chat the engine on the cars in L82. What does that mean?
Drew, IRL to to go get food.
You woke up and went back to sleep. Yeah, obviously, because I'm not feeling good.
Obviously because I'm not feeling good. I'm very clearly feeling a little under the weather, bro
And you guys got to understand I'm not feeling very good today, bro. I don't know what it is. I was not feeling good
Wait
Call Drew calling drew you are looking pretty pale. Yeah, I don't know why bro
I'm just feeling sick my I have them like a really really bad headache and I kind
to feel like light-headed a little bit dude and Drew's not picking up the phone
okay Jason is sick wait what wait okay hold on let me ask rock a question
quick. Hey, Grock, I woke up today not feeling very good, feeling a little
light-headed, a little nauseous. I have a pounding headache and I just my body
feels weak. Is it possible that I have a hensivirus?
Do you want to take some waters?
Grock?
Grock, you there?
Grock, can you hear me?
Yeah, I can fucking hear you loud and clear.
What's on your twisted little mind?
Okay, Grok.
So basically what happened was I woke up this morning
and randomly out of the blue,
I'm feeling a lot of under the weather.
I have a raging headache.
My body just feels weak.
I feel a little nauseous.
Almost just like I just wanna lay down.
Like I don't wanna really do anything.
I just feel a little sick.
Is it possible that I have the Hentivirus?
Sounds like a classic viral bug.
Headache, weakness, nausea, and just
wanting to crash our textbook for that.
The Hentivirus?
I don't know what that is.
Might be a typo or autocorrect for something
like the flu or maybe a stomach bug?
Either way, the advice is the same.
Rest, hydrate like crazy.
Maybe some electrolyte drinks if you can keep them down.
Pop an ibuprofen or acetaminophen for the headache
if you tolerate it.
If you spike a fever or it gets way worse, let's get you checked.
How's your temperature right now?
I'm talking about the Hantavirus.
No, you almost certainly don't have Hantavirus.
It's extremely rare in humans.
Almost always comes from breathing in deaths contaminated
by rodent droppings.
And it's not something that just randomly shows up.
Your symptoms are way more consistent
with a regular viral illness or even just dehydration or migraine.
Unless you've been cleaning out a dusty shed
or attic full of mice recently,
I put Hantavirus near zero on the list.
Rest, fluids, and-
Oh my God, I was out of petting zoo earlier.
Peding zoos usually have farm animals
like goats, sheep, or pigs, not wild rodents.
Hantavirus comes from breeding in dust-
She doesn't know what she's talking about, bro.
Are you ready, Drew?
We're going to go around you and then we're going to go to the golf cart.
Bob, wait, there's probably a food place close to you to take the golf cart.
Oh yeah, that's probably where it is.
Let me just find a super close food spot.
Fast food near me.
There's McDonald's.
I'm okay.
There's Wendy's.
I'm okay.
Taco Bell.
I'm okay.
Mendocino Farms.
I'm okay.
What about Chipotle, baby?
Ooh.
Go ahead.
We can do a little Chipotle run it says 15
Yeah, exactly Chipotle naps. Let's go Chipotle. Fuck it. You ready?
No, okay, but do chat you guys might know this do United States fast food places give out black cards or no
What does that mean, oh they don't even know what a black card is, never mind, are you ready?
You know my body just feels weak. I feel like the light is headed almost.
I don't know why I feel so shitty. I feel like there's really much like,
I don't know how to say, almost like I'm gonna pass out.
Yeah, I was just thinking. I'm thinking.
Why am I here?
Like chat, I don't know why bro, I...
You think it's gonna, you think it's gonna have an eaten?
Maybe. Scarlett said you woke up really early because of Coco, so maybe...
Yeah, I woke up at 7 a.m.
Maybe you're just really tired.
Because for some reason I woke up and Coco was fucking
licking my butt crack.
Like have your crack out? Like that one was calling me.
Hold on, I think the backpacks glitched.
I got my toolkits like completely frozen. I did it for my phone, but I couldn't switch it, but I got it on my phone.
Oh, oh wait, is that practice fine?
No, that's fine. I just couldn't switch it just like my toolkits like really frozen.
Yo rums! Yo rums!
You ever call me on stream in the middle of a segment again? I'm docking your pay 50% for the month.
Okay, so the dock, it's a $500, got it bro.
Yeah, keep going. Some diamonds, 30 pieces, shit. Fuck you.
you keep going to the fucking casino losing all your money you broke bench
take the golf cart I'm gonna jacket is a little chilly now but it's cold out
we're sure you guys try these they're so good oh you gotta try here also get
ripped off try that shit I'm just telling you it's actually fire but it's a
peanut butter cookie I don't like peanut butter bro please just try it you
here you have I don't wanna waste it I don't waste it you know what's gonna tiny
piece? Well I don't like peanut butter. You know I don't like peanut butter. You're a bitch. Why don't you eat it?
Because I'm on a diet here.
You're on a diet. Yes. I guess.
Is this Balenciaga? No. What's a B-Sanpoir? B-B.
Mm-hmm. On the back. Wait, is this Balenciaga? I don't know. This is B-B on the back.
Maybe it's Balenciaga, I don't even know.
Check!
If y'all could click that link that's in the chat right now, I'd appreciate it a lot man.
When that pops up.
Throw my non sub if you've noticed a little difference recently.
Stop there.
Straight shoulder.
Son.
Oh, just me hoeing around.
Oh, you got a few days off, huh?
Yeah, a little bit.
I
Son
Off, huh? Yeah, we gotta get into probably just
On the game
There's sounds like the fucking life dude. I have to work every day fucking sucks. I know I feel bad, bro
Wait, Silk is live
Moose is he live on I yet though
All right, W. Silk is a minute. Hey, whoa
He just got some food too, why don't you go over?
Something actually that means a lot to me
It is 6 p.m. I'm not a I don't need you to get in your meal, bro
Listen, listen.
Oh, really?
See, the thing is when you start being a fat phobic,
is it fucked up if I start being racist?
Huh?
What the fuck?
Listen, bro.
Where do you get racism?
I haven't eaten all day.
Okay, and you should keep it that way.
No, but I haven't eaten all day so much.
I feel lightheaded.
Oh, well, they have a commons.
I can't get a little piece.
Sweet potato chips.
This is gray loo.
It's like giving a dog a fucking dental stick
as a treat, bro.
Fucking sweet potato yo beggars can't be choosers fat ass sweet potato chip. This is actually fire
She won't even fit in buying sweet potato chips. First of all, it's a sweet potato honey bar with you
No
You know what me and you got
I'm allergic to potatoes anyways.
I'm allergic to potatoes, I'm allergic to onions, I'm allergic to black beans.
No, that's not true.
Nah, he's not allergic to anything.
Mola.
I'm gonna keep you in the one little piece of chicken.
No, I'm not.
One little tiny piece of chicken.
Nah, you see this broken right here, but it's for me.
I bet. I remember that.
I remember that.
Can I go to the store right now and I get some cool shit?
Ah!
Oh my God!
I'm allergic to sweet potatoes and then I'm losing some reason I drink a strawberry milk
taste.
Maybe you're not allergic to strawberries.
No, I am.
No, strawberry milkshake has real strawberries in it unless you're getting Baylash milkshakes.
What is a Baylash?
A Baylash?
No.
Or Spurs Whenney?
It's Baylash.
Baylash.
Yeah.
Look at this.
Oh my God, Wendy's going crazy?
Yes.
Oh my God, yo.
What is the commercial?
What are you, are you watching?
No, no, no, I'm watching now.
I'm only just so you want to see who?
You want to show you want anything?
Too fucking bad.
I just said no.
So do you want anything?
I got you.
Can you give me an apple juice?
Yeah, yeah.
Marnelli?
Yeah, I can go.
Fucking asshole.
How you doing, man?
Good, how you doing?
What is this?
Dishwashers.
One, two dishwashers.
How much are these?
I have no idea.
The owner bought them.
I'm busy with your install.
Thank you.
How's your door?
It's doing very good, man.
It's doing very good.
Oh, wait.
I forgot my car's around the back.
You a core member?
Yes, sir.
Wait.
Where's the daft?
Oh, you were so lucky.
I was doing a sponsor.
Oh.
Wait, like...
Oh.
Wait, like...
What's up, bro?
You learned a new song?
Yeah, I learned it right now.
Yeah, yeah, you're some great some new shit. Oh, you got a new little thing
He just broke you just know this one or not. I don't I didn't I do hate this guy
Oh my god, wait, is that no surprises by radiohead?
That's the fucking best motherf-
Okay, wait so it's a little question though, don't you think maybe you should learn like
the full songs to one song instead of just learning the first 10 seconds of
four. I'm a book of all trades. I'm working on surprises. I got I got best part down.
Memorize, Riptides, Memorize. No surprises. It's my next one. I got Sofia. I was working
Sofia by Clara
Guitarist
I'm really back to guitar shit you you there's no vocalist you're alive
I have a vocal coach coming next week next week. You can get one tomorrow if you wanted to
I got this.
Fuck!
It's all good, bruh. It's all good.
Look, they're seated there.
They're actually fucking with the song.
Oh, they're saying, hold on, which means a song.
That means it's really.
That means it's something there.
Only a few people were doing the Jinx emo
where he takes the headphones off.
And those are just haters now.
That's haters.
Because the haters are going to be spinning w's
and tell Jason to pick up the guitar when you master this.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
I'm literally offering master and shit.
Anyone here, Sophia, or no?
You have me here, Sophia.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
You know it, right?
Wait, let me hear it first.
This is Sophia, right here.
Bro, I'm literally about to be a fucking boss.
Come here, Sophia.
We know how to play that.
Oh!
You know how to play this?
It's got to be...it's got to be...it's got to be...
Ready?
I don't think we can do it.
Okay, I'm here.
Wait, why is it something like that?
I think the capo's...
Oh, it's in the wrong spot.
That's why, that's why.
I hear it, I hear it coming.
No, are you ready?
You're not ready?
Ready?
There they are.
That was something like that.
Did I hear it? Okay.
Hey, I just gotta get those. I'm actually fucking with it. Come on, brother. I'm gonna go get some food. You want anything or are you are you
ballasting today? I'm gonna go get some Chipotle. Whole lot of Baylash. Whole lot of
Baylash going on. An hour segment with Epic. And guess what? Epic is 3D printing
guitar picks I mean I mean do you think they'll kick me out
How far is it you're going to urgent care?
Well, I mean, I want to actually look good.
Oh, that's going to be a long wait, though.
Wait, are you going to the one I think you're going to?
If it's the one I went to, good luck.
Yeah.
Is it going to start to eat?
Yeah, good luck, bro.
Wait, why?
When I went for my wrist, I was waiting there for probably an hour 45 just so they could
look at my wrist.
That after she says three minutes away, they're like, Amy and I called and said, 20 minutes
away.
Oh, that's not even that bad.
You drive me off or not?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Dead ass?
Yeah, yeah, come on.
You want to hear radio have one more time?
Uh, probably, uh...
You play in the car.
You play it in the car?
Yeah.
Yeah, well, no.
No, no, I'm gonna bring the guitar.
No, no, no.
No, I'm just bringing up the guitar.
You don't want to take it into the doctors.
You want to play guitar with the guitar?
You want to get that in the car?
Yeah.
Get the doctor.
Come here, come here.
It did ask him to get it
I
Don't know the lyrics
But they're dead at their price payment W's
Why are you going urgent care?
Oh, they're putting a whole lot of W's
Not bad, see?
No, not good
He's grinding
He's actually trying to get better, bro
I'll be honest, you're actually just
You're actually inspiring me to pick up a lobby
Yeah
Dude, mom?
Making us go to the guitar center?
I actually changed my life, yeah
Damn
I gotta find a vocalist
Bro, I mean that has about to sell
I mean, you gotta be singing
I'm about to sell a show, man
This is my new shit
I believe it.
This is deadass my new shit.
I believe it.
You're actually my new shit.
I'm leaving you out, bro.
I've been here two hours.
I've been here for two hours, bro.
But you're here for two hours?
Two hours of stroking my shit.
Just stroking my shit.
Deadass.
You were coming upstairs.
You heard the guitar?
Yes.
I'm not kidding.
I heard the guitar.
You think this shit is a joke, bro?
Listen up.
All right, let's go eat some food, bro.
Yeah, you know, if you actually want me to my part leads that hit bro. My part leads
that that's not a hit. Chat. What? Oh, new core member. How you doing, man? Oh,
Oh, drop up to my doorstep, nice.
Let's go, I don't even gotta go anywhere for food.
Oh, hey ladies.
Don't give him any bro, we're right where your food is.
I'm not.
Oh, peace.
Oh, dude.
What is he getting?
One little piece of chicken.
What is he getting?
He's got a straight fucking boat, shit.
Chicken dude.
No, this chicken spot is fire.
Two mac and cheese?
Oh, fire and gun.
What's that?
No, that spot is amazing.
For gate keeping!
Wow!
Now you wanted to order from the last night?
That was really good.
You ever want late night eats that's actually healthy?
Is it called um... hold on.
Huh?
It's not gonna be some boss.
It's not?
No matter what obsession.
So the first time?
Yeah.
Backrooms are, yeah.
Oh, it's called slow roast.
It's actually, so I got a tri-tip in grilled chicken
last night with asparagus and a baked potato.
Oh, thank you.
You're welcome.
I'm the one I am when I end it.
Ooh.
I'm the cat.
I'm the one I'm watching.
Why are you making my face?
What?
He's just like, I'm on you.
Zesty, he's Zesty.
That's not my type at all.
I was just telling you, I was just telling you this.
Like my type of Asian isn't that.
Why?
Just keep it calm for three Mississippi.
Just hold on.
You're a lot of Mississippi.
You would never have a farm.
You could go right there.
You could go.
You got a farm on stream?
experience or sparring experience? No! What do you guys think? Jason, get your gloves! Bro, move. You would beat your ass, I'm gonna do my mouth.
I see you beat your ass. I hear... You thought I had a hot game of basketball too and I watched Silky drop you off.
Drop me off. Listen, you have one ligament that works in your lower body, so like your thingy, you're also going to eat and I would only box him when you go to eat off of your shit.
I don't think you want the gas is in the content for you.
You don't want to box one soon?
He's embarrassed on camera.
Lace can record it on his phone for post-production after that, so it's documented.
That's fine.
It's not live, because obviously it's way better live.
You go right now and Drew can just keep the camera on.
In fact, I'll just keep on him for a reaction.
See, like, that's not the term.
Also, he's here for this.
Oh!
Oh, I can't.
I'm trying to call you out, bro.
That's your job, dude.
That's what you've got to do.
Put the gloves on.
I don't just talk to talk.
OK, so when Tubby leaves, let's go grab the gloves.
I'm not going to say you're going to call me Tubby.
I'm skinny now.
I'm going off of what your potential could be.
Like, I agreed with you on that list.
Like, most attractive, like, you have potential.
To be, you know, tied for two, but...
Two, two.
What's that you're talking about?
I mean, like...
He's chocked.
Yeah, but he...
I'm only just ate my shit.
The fuck?
Who do you think you're talking about?
Jason or Moog?
Well, what time is it?
Why is his opinion relevant?
Your body shots.
Oh, it's body.
Probably, Joe.
I don't know how important he is in boxing.
You're a head killer.
Why is life, bro?
He's never been in his life because I never saw him.
We know Jersey, bro.
You don't touch me.
Okay, don't touch me.
You're mad now.
That's your easy range, man.
Such easy range, man.
You lose a 2v1 to Marlin?
What?
Of course you lost a bunch of that.
I'm gonna say hitting a 4v2 to Marlin.
Last 21 games that we won, I had the most dogs.
What do you talk about?
1v1 to Marlin.
What?
Me you we played five games Marlon won two games. I won two. I'm the nigga that one too
He didn't win he won one and you won the last petty little put back one. I thought we won
I thought we played five. I take your memory for cuz is that you know when you don't compete in sports in any respect level
You're sitting right with us
He hasn't played any sports
like organized like he couldn't wear a letter if you wore a letterman jacket
there's no letter only there's a letter I told my ACLC I thought boy the
tribune here in my high school I got a I got a banner on the wall my high school
that is how I know that his channel is terrible not just gonna actually know the
area he said that he played running back on his youth football team or
wide receiver that was seventh grade I buy a sinner you there's
You would have never told the rock in any respectable.
Well, I would have made it farther than you did in the ball.
Yeah.
I hear you.
You already tested my reaction time.
I caught eight out of ten balls and you said D1 athletes couldn't catch five of them.
That was a drill.
I never said that.
But this is, that's a W pull because that was a minute ago.
That was a minute ago.
And you did have great reaction.
But if you just go by the numbers, you are five nine.
Yeah.
No, five.
No.
You can only play two positions in the NFL at that height
Yeah
There's no
Okay, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, I didn't hear
I'm not
What don't you talk to me with my okay?
No, so
Wet back in the day. I you can I'll call my mom right now. I
Fuck with mom doops you know saying and little bro to little bro's cool
He's next up, but like you're I don't care like she could say that you were the next thing
I'm saying when I was in seventh and eighth grade, I was the fastest kid in my class.
I was like at first pick because I was so fast.
Because you're in a mediocre white neighborhood with no athlete who never.
That's fair.
That is fair.
That's fair.
But Mike, you have to understand my athletic ability and my heart and soul, my talent in
basketball.
I could have went to the league if I was taller.
You could have went D1 and you have to pick a sport where wealthy white people play because that's the lowest like demographic
That's the lowest level of athleticism
Golf is too competitive
Yeah, I was gonna say lacrosse I never touched lacrosse in my life
I mean it requires I actually require it said
Well the only wealthy sport that requires athleticism. I I could have went I could have went and played golf in college
Asked to play golf for my colors. I want you to be three golf, but I declined because I was so focused on format
Yeah, it's just that any time it's fucked up because all of the images they have of you when you were the biggest
That's like what's ingrained in my head when I envision you doing stuff athletically
I said lacy's handsome. He looks good like you're saying like me if I was your weight
My face gets fat first your face doesn't get big like you keep a good face card throughout a bunch of this shit
So like no, I'm just saying that you there's I'm not I'm not trying to only slander you like there's great things about Lacey
You know what I'm saying like you're so if I lose when I when I get this MRI on my knee, I'm getting surgery
I'm telling you
When I get surgery and when I lose another 30 pounds, I'm gonna have NBA scouts call
I thought it was all, I thought it was all.
Why's the loose five-man soul, so that's where we end the conversation.
Yeah.
Because you're saying bullshit.
Yeah.
Let's go to the store, man.
There's a basketball center here, too.
Who's running that?
Huh?
Who's running that?
Me, Lays and Silky, at least.
Hopefully we can get Adapt in there.
And then there's Rath and Cheerlead.
Rath and Cheerlead?
I forgot I'm playing.
I'm beating...
Adapt and Silky in 21 with one arm when my arm was in a brace.
No, he beat you on 21?
Me?
It's on stream!
Oh wait, no, Silk, he wasn't there, it was a Dap, Jace, who wasn't a Dap, Jason and
Lays?
Yeah.
Oh, sorry, he said you, he said you were me.
No, no, he wasn't there, he wasn't there, he said you were me.
I beat a Dap, Jason and Lays in 21, I won with my hand in a sling, with one arm.
That's what happened when Niggas was doing 2-2, man.
Niggas is on my, they got the most bucket out of everybody there.
You got carried by KR.
Who's KR?
I'm not gonna say who but a core member did say that y'all to lie to yourselves the most so that's funny that he said that to you
By ones
I'm ready to hoop later. Let me know I'm a stretch
Where are you heading?
Oh, of course, right here.
Wait, you're going to Jason's meeting?
Uh...
Guys, I don't think I'm actually taking Jason to the doctor.
Hey, why wouldn't he drive?
I think he's going to have to Uber back.
Wait, it's actually really nice out.
It's cold out.
You probably got to Uber?
Why doesn't he just drive his May back?
What?
One of the Aston Martin...
Nah, you idiot, you're an idiot, bro.
You're actually a dumb ass.
I just...
He didn't lead goody. He didn't show me that dude.
Come on, let's see the garage.
It's fine, man, I don't know what was...
Shut up, chat.
Why, Rob's car's here?
Aw, fuck me and my ass, one of those...
I don't want to try to squeeze, but that's a risky game, bro.
It's not worth it.
It's just not worth it at all.
Bro, it's not worth it.
Like, they see, they see, they see.
They see, they don't even try.
They don't even try.
Bro, bro, please, please, please.
We ain't used to all the trucks in here.
They see, they see, they see.
I'm sure what I'm trying to do.
I would never try that.
I might have to bomb it one more time, I'm doing this on purpose, this is not a crash.
off-road? Maybe kill a fucking rental
snake? Not a bad shout, eh? Yo, that food
actually just went into my system and just...
You know what I think it is?
Well, I feel so shitty today. I didn't go
outside today. But coming outside just
feels like my... I don't know, I still feel
like I still have a really bad headache.
Oh, let's say goodbye.
Oh, wait, should I go to Urban Plates instead?
Do you have it yesterday?
No, I didn't order it.
Urban Plates is a low-key guess.
How far is it?
It's closer, too.
Let's do Urban Plates.
Guys, Jason went to...
Wait, why is he going to the ER?
We are.
Yeah, uh, no.
We can't have that place.
Which, shall I rage me in?
There's no way he fits with the gates, there's no way he fits with the gates.
Yes, zero chance of being.
and once the gates close, he's gonna have to,
we're gonna have to both back up.
Ah!
Oh, no.
You gotta back up!
Back up!
Ah.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
I
You got 10 minutes, I'm going to pay the phone
I'm angry with you, I'm angry with you
Why are you hollking at me?
Why are you hollking at me bro?
I'm going to the fucking doctor
I
Can't move the golf cart
That's what I had I had to be there anyways
Fucking coffin chest congested you have hands on ours. Yeah, I got a hand time, bro
With the fucking golf cart that ass you don't say nice maybe
You have a very nice bald fade, bro.
I didn't say to compliment me, I said say it nice.
Please move the golf cart.
Bro's going to the ER because he has an allergy.
Look at the battery percentage.
I wish I had some if I can't see it.
How much would have bet he runs all the way around me?
He's gonna drive all the way around me.
Watch this, I knew it. Ready?
I'm all in him.
Oh my god, he's straight the fuck out of his way.
I ain't ever gonna need that shitty bit of mercy
I had to show the whole house back home
Do what?
I don't care how old they are
Bro, what are you doing?
I got no content.
you
The golf cart has dropped 13 percent.
They're saying I have low blood sugar, so I have to get something like sweet.
It's raining.
There's no way it's going to be raining if we're in a golf cart.
Oh my God.
Is he about to pour on us, bro?
Oh, no!
We're about to be there, Shadow. We're about a minute away.
Oh my god, it's raining.
I bet you wished it rained tacos.
I don't think so. I think I'm just sick, bro. I think I'm just sick, dude, which means I might not be able to stream tomorrow.
I don't know. Oh, no. Oh, nothing. Oh, my God. It's actually raining on me. I don't want to go out. I don't want to go out. I don't want to go out.
I don't want to go out.
Hey!
Yes!
I feel it, I feel hungover.
I don't know why, I feel hungover.
That's literally the perfect, like, no, I took a nap because I was feeling like this.
Where is this place?
It says I passed it.
Yeah, it's like, and the thing about this golf cart is it goes about 60, 70 miles per
hour so once you start going like on the street I did I said you want to go you
said not so nice out oh my god little park is far right up front never a
bad shot
We can electric golf carts hydroplane
Oh, gee, Jason's crying.
Let's go get some eats, bro.
Let's go get some eats, man.
Let's go get some eats.
Lacey leaking that Jason got an Aston Martin
Uh, nah, we should be fine. I'm a king of Calvassan
As long as we're not a nuisance will be good
Can I please do, I will do the grilled chicken please, the grilled chicken plate, yes.
I'll do truffle aioli on the side please.
And then for the sides, is that a pier or some outside?
I'll do, I'll do some.
Is the broccoli seasoned?
Yes.
It's going to be sesame sauce.
Sesame sauce.
I'll do sesame broccolini, please.
And then I'll do, oh, chili lime corn.
I'll do the corn, please.
And then for the bev, I will do a, I'll do this right here.
Favorite one.
And what do you recommend for dessert?
Well, we gotta get the job to cook for you.
Summer, you guys have summery fortcake?
I'll do that.
You want any food?
Yeah.
If I do...
Too bad you're on the job.
You don't get food.
Kidding!
If I do the grilled sustainable salmon with yellow rice and lettuce please?
Yeah.
Oh, I'll be bothering you.
Huh?
Sesame.
Sesame Sesame Sesame Sesame Sesame Sesame Sesame No
Well, you guys have banana cream pie
Officer with a strawberry shortcake, please
ain't those are mac and cheese?
It's new
What is the look you gotta fry it.
What is not on the mac and cheese please?
Ah that'll be it. Surely to do like about thirty bucks?
Off for Here. It's a total on it
Oh
Thank you so much, man. Thank you
Cheaper than Erwan?
Yep.
Tick?
There's that tip there?
$75.
Wait, how? Is that how you actually...
It is? What I did? It actually is like $30.
Yeah, I mean, it's honestly better than Erwan and it's cheaper.
I feel really shitty. I don't know.
Ooh!
Oh my gosh, have you had this? Give that a sip.
It's a party in your mouth.
Thank you. No, it's okay. Thank you, man. Do we start with dessert?
Yeah, but you're telling me I'm supposed to sit here and just stare at this strawberry cheesecake?
Bro, it's time to eat it, it's not cool.
Freddie, that's gave us a potion, Chad, look.
Chad, you wanna know if I'm back?
The reason that I eat so much food and don't watch what I eat
is because all people, as they get older, get fat.
So as long as I can just stay the way I am right now,
I'm gonna be fat when I'm older anyways.
That's just not true.
If I ever let myself get fat, it'll be at like 65.
Exactly.
That's my point.
As long as I can function in society, I'm not like fat to the point where I'm walking
around like fucking waddling like a penguin, I'll be good believe it or not I'm average right now
I'm I'm just normal don't you think that's a problem no it's like you dropped yourself
your body's tea lacy thank you thank you compared to americans I'm average or or probably above
average in my body. Can you do a lazy twerk?
What? No one said your body's tea. Yes they did. I literally read it. Wait what's the
What's the Spurs score? What's the Spurs score?
What on?
Spurs Thunder?
Okay, I need...
I take Stefan Castle's points or points rebounds assist.
Oh no.
Wait, let me see.
Oh my god, I'm on a hot streak.
Oh my god, I'm Dennis on a hot streak.
If the Spurs win, and Wemby scores over 27 and a half,
and the game goes over 218 total points, I make 5k.
2-8.
I know, Rums, I know.
Wait, wait, but here's the problem.
Are the points, Rums, what's the live point line at?
Oh no.
What is that emo?
What is a fucking wide wrinkled speed?
five seven two hundred pounds is not average I'm not five seven dumbass I'm
five ten a hundred ninety five pounds yes I am the overline is 231 right now
Oh, so I smacked, so I smacked.
Chat, I'm 5'10", and I'm 190 pounds.
That's average.
Why do you keep adding inches and tracking weight?
I'm not.
How do you just get to 190?
You're supposed to have a six pack in three days,
by the way.
No, I'm not.
My six pack is supposed to be the end of summer.
You guys are dumb.
I thought that was our food.
Oh my gosh, I think I'm going to pass out.
I actually feel so sick.
I feel so sick and I don't want to keep complaining, Jeff.
I feel bad for complaining.
I think I might actually have a hands-on virus.
Lacey, have you seen a YouTuber named Hooey Ha Ha?
He's my uncle.
He died in 2021.
Ah, rest in peace to your uncle, man.
Rest in peace, bro.
Yeah, but Ron and Jason were never six it. They just had a little call
And I was literally in a hoodie with Jason yesterday
But I'm telling you right now, I'm not kidding when it comes when it comes to sicknesses
I'll this is one thing I will admit. I'm such a bitch if I even have a little cold. I'm in bed for two days
I
Have it's because I'm very healthy
Like I always say my vitamins always eat healthy. I'm always washing my hands
Showering like I'm a very healthy clean-kept guy. So that's why I don't get sick very much, but
Lacey, I don't know why but today you look super skinny and petite you could honestly model for some big brands
Yo, you know what, Winning, I've been seeing you saying nice messages for the past three days.
If I went on pack drop tonight, you're getting tipped now. You're getting tipped, man.
Yo, what's that for food?
That's our food?
Wait, do we go get it or do someone bring it to us now?
No.
I see the side of mac and cheese. I see salmon too. That's definitely our food right there
My god, he's bringing I think I think he's bringing it. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm gonna come
I'm gonna bust I'm gonna bust
No.
I don't have it.
Tell the camera to stop zooming in on your bald spot?
I'm not even having zoom in once while you're here.
My grandma's next to me?
Yo Granny, check out my dickin' balls.
You're not thinking about dick Tourette's?
Huh?
You know I do not have fucking Tourette's.
You just-
I say whatever pops in my head first.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Surely, one of those pizzas ours, right?
Should I make a play?
I gotta push.
I'm pushing, I'm pushing, I'm pushing.
Just stay here, I'm pushing.
I got food piece.
It's gotta be us.
Oh my god it's us.
Yes.
Thank you so much.
Yes, that's me.
Chicken plate.
Thank you.
I got a side of my
this is good ass eats man wait we don't get forks you don't have a fork
How do you put them here, guys?
Yeah, you got more tonight.
So it's not going to be too far.
Nah, I'm just feeling sick right now, dude.
Yeah, for sure. Say, what's up?
What's up, Sha?
What's up with the place?
Don't be leaking into the chat, bro.
You want to gatekeep it?
This is like a little key spot.
You should come out like this.
You can get it up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Crotie, I know Crotie, I know Crotie.
Crotie, we talked about the Drake album.
Oh my god, 10 out of 10.
10 out of 10?
Best album of all time.
Well, well, New Bestie, that's the best one.
New Bestie, great song.
Personally, I'm a roadtrip guy.
Not like roadtrips, you know.
Well, everyone's getting sick, bro.
You should feel better.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate you, bro.
I'm not gonna have antibiotics, bro.
I'm not gonna have antibiotics.
Let me know if you're a doctor, bro.
Persian girl, I got you.
You're a doctor?
No, I know the doctors, though.
Oh.
Whatever you need, I got you.
What is Persian?
Where's that from?
Iran, bro.
Oh, yeah.
Iran, you know Iranians?
I'm not familiar, no.
Persian girls, you got them.
Oh, thank you, bro.
Appreciate you.
Nice to meet you.
You too, man.
Thank you, though.
I will.
I'm not telling them where we're at.
Thank you, bro.
I'll see if this broccoli is good, bro they gave me a fucking shirt, it's a whole tree.
I didn't put any sauce on mine.
Your broccolini has sauce, mine doesn't it.
Yes
Bro, thank you, man, of course, brothers do it. Thank you. Of course. Thank you
It's no problem at all don't worry at all
Of course nice to meet you guys thank you nice to meet you man have a good one dude
This mac and cheese is good tell me his tell me his guess I'm gonna be honest I know this
gonna be a hot steak I'd rather have mac and cheese and broccoli
yeah yeah
oh yeah mac and cheese is way better than the broccoli
I don't even know
I'm gonna be honest. I thought the food would make me feel better, but it's making me feel nauseous
I did ask him again sick
I think I'm overworking myself
I've been streaming so much I haven't really been like worrying about my health so I think I'm getting sick I've been overworking
I mean Jazz the only thing that really makes sense right?
like genuinely I might have to put maybe on those stream this
I'm gonna have to
challenge all lots of sick of thought or no
and I have sub goals for like when the doctor comes
I might need to just go right to dessert.
How is that, of course?
You want no actual, and I'm not even bullshitting?
actual scientific thing with the amount of time it takes for your body to
process food it's actually healthier for your body because of the white cells to
eat dessert before you eat dinner because your body digested quicker and
then it comes out quicker so your white cells function better so I think I'm
I'm going to eat this strawberry shortcake instead of my meal.
Learned it in school.
Oh my god, it's so soft.
Oh, wow.
That's dead ass making me feel better.
Yep.
I did not take the strawberry off.
I have an actual question for the chat.
Do you guys ever take health advice from here now?
What do you mean active?
Me?
Not even kidding?
This chat makes fun of me.
I truly think I do more physical activity than them.
Think about it. I walk around at IRL stream every day. I do sports. I go outside. I go
on walks. I walk around a house. Yeah. Yeah.
The thing about it, when I'm outside being physically active, you guys are just
Inside typing in the chat
Do you think?
Peace out bro. Chat me honest and don't lie. Are you guys overweight?
It's a safe space you guys can say yes and be honest
It's okay that you guys are overweight, bro
It's very normal to be overweight. Just stop being a fat ass stop eating so much food and go to the gym
He says you?
So you just texted me and said I have really bad news.
One of the geckos happens to be a male and it's breeding season right now and they're
having babies that's not my problem
Yeah, I doubt he knows but I think I'm done with my dinner
wait can you get can you get like geckos in a second to me or no can you neuter a gecko
Sayid said, the male has been chirping and the girl has been clawing at the cage all
all day. What does that mean? She's pregnant? What does that mean?
He needs his warning?
How do you stop Gekko's from reproducing?
Yeah, but you can't do that.
They've grown up together.
They're brother and sister, bro.
They're not going to, bro, they're not going to have,
We're not gonna have sex with their brother and sister
So he said they've been having sex with her not day not day
So he said he has been having sex with her
Don't worry like that.
What?
Don't worry.
No, Said said he has been, no, Said has not been having sex with a gecko.
Said said the male gecko has been having sex with her and he thought that there was
a bird in the house but the chirping was just them having sex.
And he said that when he tries to pick the male up or the female, the male gecko bites
him to protect her.
Should we just go drop him off in the forest?
Legs out you can't do that!
They're all gone.
Wait, how would they die?
I see geckos outside all the time.
Especially in Calabasas.
You can't do that, okay?
Mmm.
They're more of a dessert than a meal.
What do you mean?
Do you?
Sleepy green.
No, they're disgusting.
No, no
Bro, so I'm putting a tree in my face. I'm not eating a tree. I'm not eating a tree
It's because they forgot to put the sauce on my broccoli.
Oh, you can dip it in the mud.
I don't even like that sauce.
You know what I will do though?
Bye, bro.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate you.
You don't want to create?
I don't even know what you're going to say, don't say it, you're going to say,
great vegetables that taste like candy.
No, I'm going to create a healthy, universal seasoning that you can put on all the vegetables
that taste nasty that makes them taste good.
Tell me that one I hate.
Imagine, imagine I get a seasoning and I just like put it on my broccolini and it immediately
makes it taste good.
It has to be a healthy seasoning.
Huh?
It has to be a healthy seasoning.
Yeah.
same salt and I'll call it Lacey sauce Lacey's Lacey sauce
Who in this salad eat Lacy Sauce?
Imagine every kid going to school
and in their lunchbox they pull out the table and they're like,
yo guys, anybody wants some Lacy Sauce?
Sixth grade lunch table they're talking about, they're talking about,
yo guys I got Lacy Sauce to put on these carrots.
I can see it.
Or maybe I'll just create a new vegetable.
Wait, no new vegetable will ever be created, I just realized.
That's not true.
Yeah, huh?
No.
All right, genuinely bite that.
Bite, no.
Take a bite of this without the sauce.
Tell me it doesn't taste like shit.
It tastes like I'm eating grass, but it has no flavor.
It does taste pretty shabby.
See?
That's why I eat my corn as my vegetable.
Your corn is drenched in ranch and seasoning.
Not ranch.
It's not ranch.
It's chili sauce.
What happened to the strawberry shortcake?
Excuse me, can we leave this here or take the place down?
Thank you so much sir, thank you.
Ready?
blow this place I don't feel better though I saw the raging boner or headache I think
need to get um i i ibuy proven we don't have ibuprofen at the house
yeah streamer streamer yeah i'm live right now right now i am hey
hey uh uh who do you broadcast to twitch like like what's your target demo is it like
Target demo probably gonna be like 18 to 25 year olds.
All right cool.
I'm not a girl.
I'll believe it or not.
All right, thrillmonger.com.
Go to thrillmonger.com.
I miss my website.
Oh, what did you do?
I'm a photographer.
What the fuck?
I hope not.
Chad, do not go to that website.
Do not go to that website.
That was not what I was expecting.
I
Thought he was gonna say he has like a business without what's that sounds crazy. Oh my god
Chad do no no something about Chad do not go down. Let's say please please do not go to that one
Say actually Chad. I don't know what the fuck
Why would you say your audience is so old?
Is that thought maybe he was gonna be a business man and give me a sponsorship or something?
Oh, he was driving a car that's like 30 years old.
He's not giving you shit.
That doesn't, bro, it never does a book by its cover.
Doesn't matter how, how, fuck what car he's driving.
He could be fucking, he could be loading, bro.
He's in Calabasas.
You never know.
Is that him right there?
Yeah.
I don't want to get behind him.
Bro, he's so...
I know.
It's gonna be a little chilly.
It's gonna be a little nifty getting back, but it's okay.
It's okay, Drew. Oh, fuck.
Not even close, actually. Is it a left or right here? It's a right.
Sorry about that.
This shit's huge, alright. I can't.
Like, like what are the fucking odds of that, bro?
And y'all are mad gay if you're looking at up, bro.
Like, gently, gently, gently.
Oh my god, it's actually freezing.
What is that?
It's a fucking truck!
He's got fucking work!
What's up, bro?
I'm good, how are you?
Hey, can't complain, man!
See you soon, bro.
It's fucking Lucas!
Holy horror!
Wait, why?
Where you going?
Huh?
Where you going?
I picked up my sister from work.
I just ran into a porn star
He fuck we just got oh, I just got a salad bowl
Got a salad and then bad I go back home now. All right, bro. I'll catch you
Why you looking at me I can't go anywhere
Why are you
Fuck it, I'm bucking it.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Whoa, what's that place?
Wait.
We're in a place called Casino Street.
Holy shit, it's calling my name.
It's literally calling my name.
you
Stefan Castle's probably not going back in, is he?
Bro.
Chad is Stefan, he's in?
Wait, I need Stefan Castle to get
14 plus 9, that's 23 plus 5.
Wait, he hit.
No, I need him to get 3 more points or 3.
I need him to get 3 of anything, bro.
Brahms, what's the live line at? What's the live line?
This shit's over, right?
Huh?
This shit's over, right?
Bro, this is where I just go fucking nutty right now, bro.
Oh yeah, that's us!
That's us!
Let's go!
Move fucking door, not doing a shit!
SGA's benched.
We open up this, right?
Do you have an IB profit?
Yeah, thanks, bro.
Can I have some?
I didn't see that in the game.
Yeah, it's fine.
Give me a small castle, please.
Come on.
I didn't do it.
I'm Harbor.
Harbor.
Oh, my god.
Good fucking pass, all!
What the fuck?
He's going to the bootcamp.
He's going to the top.
OK.
He's going to the top.
30!
Go!
OK, what's the line line at?
What's 2,18.5?
Oh, yeah, GG.
All right, Cavalry, we'll take a take-or-take.
I
Did the air fuck sucks fuck you five points fucking bum, bro. This is bullshit
They scored five points
Oh my god, I think I should myself I'll be right back
Yeah, she's disgusting.
Yeah, shit all over my face.
Yeah, guys.
Little shit all over my face.
Castle and one. Okay. So now I need the game to just go over. I need the game. I need the
game to just simply go over 218 points and spurs moneyline. I cash either way if spurs
When it spurs when I catch I catch either way
Yo!
Boy Jason the ween. Thank you for a 50 gifted wave. I said right here subgifter bad Jason
Thank you for a 50 gift. I appreciate that a lot man almost at 11k y'all almost at 11k because of my boy Jason
The ween they were a 50 bomb, bro
You know, he's just gonna get you back
times 10 right? What do you mean? Why would you ever do anything to Jason though? He's going to get you back times 10.
No. Take his fucking cock out your mouth son. I was being honest bro. How? I don't even have a card on my uh on my twitch.
I don't know.
Oh my god! Turb Q with the 20 gift to be on Jason and Ween starting a hype train.
Thank you for the hype train Jason the ween tricky ween
Thank you, dude
And turd Q with the 20 gifted kicking it off you're amazing bro. You're amazing
Oh my gosh
We got John with the five gifted we're dead-ass almost at 11k
Josh I sweat out this fucking
Wait, you're cute please try to find me I've been proven someone's got to have some dude. I
Feel so sick
Just give me something like something for headaches.
Tylenol I've been broken ad build anything.
Oh my god, the phone cast was out.
So I basically need a bunch of fucking scrubs to score how many more points?
Wait.
It's over?
I only need 19 more points.
Nice!
I think it hits, chat!
these teams are out of a bunch of fucking crumbs
three ball
Oh my god
Oh my god GGs GGs bro this shit is not hitting
how many points do I need okay it's at 192 right now so I need 26 points I need 26
points in five minutes.
That should happen, no?
From the benches.
Damn, this game's really about to go to game seven.
Seven and okay see who wins chat spurs or thunder I got the spurs I got the spurs
No, my hype trains better leave
I
Guys knocks thank you for the five gift it. Thank you for the pity subs, bro. We just had 11 KW 11 KW 11 day
We're air ball and layups we're fucking air ball layups
We're missing layups, bro. We're missing layups
from the conference finals games you have made almost 17k yeah I told you
I'm a fucking demon because I'm a fucking demon and I know ball. I know ball
Ashtia has 15 points
Holy shitter
The line went down. It's not hitting. I mean I already hit
It's just an extra 2k if they go over to 18 a muck of life. I could low key hedge it
Could low key hedge it a little bit
Rums what's the line every now
Oh my god little sub with the five get to thank you for the five
It's at 213
Oh no, oh no
No
Fucking shitty ass benches, bro
The under's favored wait rums if you put a thousand on the under it hedges it a little bit, right?
Chad, do I put a thousand on the under real quick to hedge it or not?
Thank you.
How many?
Two.
I could what if it goes in the middle and then I lose a thousand plus the thing
Oh
All right rums hedge a little bit do do 500 on the under 500 on the under fuck it 500 on the under
No cash out I didn't rock I didn't it's fucked up
It's fucked up and disgusting.
Chad, it's almost that time, bro.
Today could either, tonight could either go really good
or it could go really fucking bad, bro.
All right, let's just finish the end of this game.
I know we're watching Ben troops.
I know guys, but.
Oh, no, you might lose more money. That's not even yours. Yo, Averb, I've explained how it works a thousand times. If your brain is too dumb to comprehend how it works, then I can't help you, man. I'm sorry.
I can't help you, bro.
Oh yeah, there's this fucking playing ball movement.
Maybe with the ball and the fucking Hoobu Bums,
there's a reason y'all are on the bench!
I
Fucking weak-ass team this team sucks
I'm watching a bunch of janitors play basketball right now
My god three ball, please make it please
What are they doing yo, I swear Vegas knows
Who's a better player, Wendy or Jalen Brunson?
You're chucking up 80 foot threes.
You're a fucking crumb.
Nice, in one.
Nice!
I'm not kidding. I think if I went in the game for the Thunder Bench, I would be playing better than this team.
You all can say all you want these guys are actual they have they can be fast food workers
how shit they are. Thunder haven't made a basket in the last 10 minutes. Three ball. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, this white, what isn't that white? This white guy, what's his name? White? Oh no,
his name is McLaughlin. He definitely has the under. This McLaughlin guy, no, he needs to be
investigated. Investigate McLaughlin. He's betting on the games. He's betting on the under. I can see it.
You can't really take a lot from the house, you know.
You want to really get them upset,
maybe show that's where you go rather than to the third.
Who believes that they're taken away from them.
But now the pressure shifts.
Yeah, if the pressure is on the same color
that they are not evading, they're supposed to do it.
Please make a shot.
But the pressure shifts.
They're fucking airballing!
Oh, we expect you to win a game seven
against the Young's first team.
Oh my god!
I'm not even kidding, I would have made that three
Missing free throws
These guys could not even play at LA Fitness
Can't even catch the ball.
They can't even catch the ball.
How many more points do I need?
Oh yeah GG.
I need 12 more points in two minutes.
It's not even happening.
Hold on.
Yo, if this bet hits right in the middle of my bets,
I'm gonna be so mad.
McLaughlin's air ball on threes.
Yo, McLaughlin, I don't even know
why you're still on NBA court genuinely bro you shouldn't even be in a league
you shouldn't even be in a league bro you definitely bet the under airball
and threes see only game time you get is the last minute of the game and you
come in there airball and threes how do you ever expect coach to see you and
put you in a fucking meaningless game it's a meaningless game you're never
going to get meaningful playing time. You're a bum.
Oh my god, it's going to go over 112.
It's going to go over 112.
It's going to be right in the middle of my two bets.
Hold the ball! Hold the ball!
There's no need to score anymore.
Yes, give the ball to McLaughlin, he's going to miss, he's going to miss, he sucks.
He's ass, he's ass.
You're not even trying.
Oh yeah, tossing up bricks.
McLaughlin, hold the ball.
Game, game.
All right.
Oh, yeah tossing up ricks, McLaughlin, hold the ball.
Game, game.
All right, I think the under hit, I think the under hit, I think the under hit.
I think the under hit.
Okay, so I made three bans, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad,
not bad.
Perfect timing, perfect timing, perfect segue, perfect segue.
Here we go, it's fucking game time, y'all.
It's fucking game time, y'all.
Are y'all ready for this fucking shit?
Are you ready for this shit?
I'm not playing around today.
Mom, turn that shit 18 plus, turn that shit 18 plus,
turn that shit 18 plus.
Now listen, guys, today, today, today's,
today's pack draw session, I'm telling y'all right now,
I'm going hard.
I'm going hard, okay.
If you want to be tipped, when I win, not if I win, when I win, if you want to get tipped,
make sure you sign up using Code Lacy.
Mods, can you spam the link up please?
You don't got to pause, you don't got to do anything, just sign up using Code Lacy.
And if you guys want, right here, this is a leaderboard that I have every single month
for people who play with my code and you can win money from this leaderboard every single month
just by playing whether you win whether you lose doesn't matter and like I said make sure you're
18 plus always and always only do it if you can't afford not go in there trying to win go in there
trying to have fun this is for entertainment okay okay so we have two options and I need you guys
to make this decision. I need you guys to make this decision. Do I do 120k big
asking or do I do two 10k ones?
Two 10k's.
So if I do two 10k's, I can do 2D2, classic, no upside down.
Do you guys think I should do a big borrow
and just spam packs or should I do no borrow?
Cause if I do a big borrow and just do all big ass packs,
I could probably do like with 10K.
Oh my God.
Bro, I could probably add like 50 big packs in here.
But here's what I'm going to do first.
I'm going to try to work this up a little bit.
I'm going to try to work this up to 25K a little bit, OK?
So I'm going to do, I'm going to try to work this up to 25K
a little bit.
Or is this dumb?
Is this dumb?
Let's just see.
Hold on.
This is smart?
What about the 25050s?
Okay, do I do a 5050s or no do I just run it?
I feel like I should do a battle to fill the water out to test the water a little bit.
No.
Don't you think I should maybe test the waters a little bit?
Yes.
I need your advice.
Okay.
So here's what I can do, okay?
I want to do a huge one, a huge one.
What do you mean, a huge? Like all your money type are huge?
Yeah, I want to do all the end.
Like one pack.
Like a pack battle?
Who's in everything, man? Who's in everything?
Oh my god, who's in everything?
Okay, so here's what I'm saying, I could do two 10Ks, okay, or I could do one big-ass
20Ks.
But what's the point of doing that?
What's the difference?
Can you get something way crazier with the 20K compared to a 10K?
Okay, so let's say I do a 20K no-borrow.
This is what I could do.
If I did 20K no-borrow, I could go here.
I'm going to show you.
What it would look like right now
20 no borrows kind of dumb though
Yeah, don't you guys think that's a little dumb
I'll show you yeah, I mean I could literally lose everything that's a story of life isn't it
Like right now I'm already at 7.3k and it's 29 packs and then once you start
getting into like the big packs right here like you could add this one I could
add this I could add this I could add that throw like high roller in there
They're stupid money, AP Dream, this, this.
Like we're only at 40 packs.
Chad, we're only at 40 packs.
I feel like this isn't worth it.
Why don't you just do a lot of money
but lower two of the packs?
Well, what I'm thinking is, what I'm thinking is,
no, no, no, cause I'm doing this much money.
I gotta do high packs.
It's got to be big packs because I'm going for a huge win.
That's my goal right now is literally just going for a crazy win.
Like this would be everything.
We have $3,000 packs.
Yes, they had like $10,000 packs.
They're like a minimum you call in on it or you just get some bullshit.
You get bullshit, complete bullshit.
Like right here, 49 packs.
I could run this, but there's a chance I make nothing.
But if I add borrow to it and put borrow to 50%, I could add.
I could do 80 packs.
Wait, so if you borrow 50% and you get these double, all the packs you have right now?
I could do every, I could add so many more.
Yeah, but what, if you win something, you only get half, right?
Exactly. But if I lose, but there's more chances to win.
Because I'll have 80 packs that couldn't get me golds instead of 49.
Yeah, but I'm reversing someone else. Yeah.
So, like, I don't know if the 50% bar was worth it.
So, let's say you win a Lamborghini, you only win half a Lamborghini, you don't win a whole Lamborghini.
Yeah, but it's still $350, what it is, let's say it's a $300,000 car, I still get $150,000.
Yeah, but we could have got $300,000.
Yes, but I could also lose everything and then I only have 50 packs and I can't get in.
You know what I'm hearing?
A lot of codes and not a lot of money to extract.
That's a lot of hearing.
No one wants 150K.
Burner K, though?
Arrow wants 30K.
You're selling to idiots.
What do you mean no one wants 150K?
They're saying retreats in the chat, retreat through.
Bro, a 20K battle is crazy.
I think you're gonna spend it anyway.
Or I win slowly.
I've been winning recently.
Bro, winning slowly is lame.
No one in the chat wants to see winning slowly.
All right, I want to do two 10k battles.
You've done that before.
Yeah, have you done that before?
What?
Have you done a 10k battle before?
No.
You've never done a 10k battle.
I've never done more than a 7.5k battle.
Well, you're, all right.
Do 15k, and if it doesn't hit you still have 5k to play with,
and you can win it back slowly.
But like, I'm not gonna lie, 10k's kinda lame.
That's only a 2.5k difference.
Do 15.
Like, it's only 2.5k difference
from what you normally do.
You're saying do 15k right if it goes bad you still have 5k you could run that up to like whatever still
They're saying mm-hmm in the chat, okay
Stop sucking please
No, you're just making loud-ass noises sucking it, okay
No, it's good, but it has, it has hit before.
We have to 1% Rolex. Yes
40 packs I'll go down to 40 I'll go down to 40 packs or I'll go down to whatever this is 41
Okay
Winter Kate or shark bait
hypnotic color
Stupid money. I'll get rid of stupid money. I feel like this one's not gonna hit
Okay, 15k. Oh my god, please. Okay. Okay. Here we go classic
you
You
It's actually just not real. It's actually just not real. It's actually
Nice oh my god. Yes, please
Watch go go go go look cardio brace. That's like what 9k not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Give me another one. Give me another one
Okay, okay, not bad not bad not bad
I need one more big gold though not gonna lie. I need one more big gold
Wait, am I still winning?
Yes, I'm still winning, but I'm barely winning.
I'm barely winning.
What is that bag? What is that bag?
Okay.
Oh my God, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
What?
Those shoes are ass, right?
Okay, okay.
I can't get a gold.
I can't get another gold.
This is just insane.
I only got two Apple Watches.
I'm winning right yeah I'm winning but barely please no right side gold just give me this
left side gold on the one last pack please please oh my god they won I won bad how much
how much okay wait I won 5k I won 5k okay
You know what you do with that you go back in for 20 you still have the extra 5k
Think think you can go back in for 20 and still have 5k to spare
That's where I'm thinking
Thank you let no gold you're so do
You're like insanely do you got one golden?
I miss a weak ass from your shit.
You're on God, you're right.
On God, I'm so do, you're so right.
Oh my God, you're so fucking right.
How do you only have 21,000?
Cause I kept, I'm keeping this 4K.
Why?
Because you only do a 25K opening, normally 20K.
Where does the other money go?
Into the fucking battle.
Oh.
No, you go 15K again.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Upside down.
My gut is telling me upside down.
What's happening?
No?
You don't think upside down is the play?
Okay, this, which one hit, was it resilience that hit?
Wait, have you ever tried all one pack?
Yeah.
It's ass, it's ass, they always want me to do it,
but it's ass.
But what's upside down?
Basically, I want the right side to get gold,
it's not the left side.
So it's the same shape.
Yes.
I don't think I do clap my guts telling me to do upside down
20k oh and this crazy chat don't understand how crazy this is
$502 packs, $20k.
Because only one gold hit last time.
Alright chat, classic or upside down?
Let me know right now.
Get this shit out of here and I fucking hate whatever this one is down here.
Where is it?
Is it this one?
Boys trip?
Which one did I say I fucking hate?
You're saying upside down in the chat juice or is juice back where's juice back juice
back the fuck out of there you little bitch fuck you and you know what I'm at an AP million
I'm winning that bitch on the end bang 51 packs upside down run it right side gold oh
Oh my god, oh my god, 20k all in, 20k all in.
Oh my god, okay, my balls are like clenched right now.
This is huge, please, please, please!
Right side, gold!
Because I can stand up.
you
Oh my God!
45 Bandos and I got a car!
Oh my god 45 band-dose and I got a car
Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god we did it we did it we did it
Max win max win
Yeah 48k 48k 48k come up. Oh my god. I
Can on hot streak
No, I think that's how it works. I think you do
You can never
You're supposed to end on the hot no, no, no, no, you can't
You can't end on a hot street
Hey, no, no, no, trust me, I'm telling you,
you literally can't on a hot streak.
It's how it works, it's how it works, you can't.
No, no, no, I'm telling you, you can't, bro,
do you want to know how I know?
Left side got zero goals, right side got four.
It's literally screaming at me right now.
It is screaming left side goal.
It is literally screaming.
I'm like gonna grab it by the balls.
I can feel it screaming left side goal right now.
I could feel it screaming.
He's right that's fairs that's fairs it's screaming at me. It's screaming
We'll do some little shitty packs in the beginning maybe we pull a shitty gold or a lucky watch or something worth like a few vans nothing too crazy here
Okay, then we move into the hundred dollar packs we go parking lot 1% billionaire we throw in a nebula try to Scott not bad at all chrome
Um, I hate this back cash flow redemption
Bro, I'm telling you I I know this I know this game. I know this game chat. I know this game
This game
Does not it does not go it does not go
To right side right here. I would put the whole balance on it
I will bet the whole balance. It doesn't go to right side here
I'm so confident it doesn't go to right side right here.
We'll add a little bit of borrow.
We're going to do 30% borrow so we can get some more packs in there and we're going to
hit big here.
We're going to hit big on this end.
Watch this.
We're going to hit big here at the end.
We got two goals.
At the same time?
34 packs, 34 packs, 34 packs.
you
Sometimes, you've got to just ride the wave, right?
You gotta just ride the wave, bro.
Cause in life, when you have momentum,
momentum is everything in this life that we live.
Momentum is everything in this beautiful life
that we live.
And sometimes you just gotta put your balls
to the fucking wall.
You gotta borrow 80%, you gotta go classic,
and you gotta pray for a golden in the first 26 packs.
You gotta pray for a golden 26 packs.
It's all you gotta do.
Just like this.
And you just gotta turn on a song
that really makes you feel emotional.
A song that really makes you feel it.
And you just gotta watch it hit a left side goal!
You just gotta watch it happen!
And all I could do is to just leave
And all I could do is to run
Sooner or later, it's over
I just don't want to do this to you
Why did nobody stop me?
And I don't want to run away from you
Because I've got nothing to be afraid of
I was spot-on but it was just the wrong side.
Everything's made to be forgotten.
I just want to know who I am.
Spot-on but the wrong side.
I can't, I can't call him already!
Hold, hold.
There's no way I get something more than this.
Yeah, and I got some free and safe keys.
You please just know that I'm alive
And I've come a long, long way to see me
Cause I finally finally understand
When everything's ready to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
Oh my god, I got double gold, oh my god, I got double gold, oh my god, I got double
gold.
One time.
No, not double shoes.
What is that?
Oh my god, I won!
What?
Wait, you're gonna win?
Wait, what?
How much did I lose by?
No, I lost by two.
I lost by two.
I lost my two, two grand.
Oh
No
That was a buzzer beater double gold and it was worth nothing. I didn't even do anything
anything. It's teasing one more. Not not not but but we came up 50 and time for tips. Time
for tips, time for tips, time for tips. Look at you guys all already just having it up
to spam it. You greedy little fucks. Okay, okay. Guys, if you want to get tipped, I'm
going to be tipping 10 people $200. Okay, so I'm going to be tipping 10 people $200. If
you want to get tipped, you have to sign up to pack draw using code Lacey. If you're not
I signed up using code LACI, the tip will not go through,
it'll be invalid.
This is the link right here to sign up.
We tip out, I'm gonna be honest, pretty often,
almost every stream, every stream that we win, I always tip.
But also, also,
there's a Patreon leaderboard, $20,000 every single month
if you play using my code.
So this guy's about to win 8K, this guy's about to win 5K,
and so on, it's the top 25 people.
So yeah, all right, let me pick some people out.
Let me pick some people out.
I'm gonna do a random one at first.
I'm gonna close my eyes.
You.
All right, David did it.
Oh, whoa, okay, interesting name there.
Sent. French gorilla, okay. Next person closing my eyes is going to be you. Curiosity. And
he was not spamming, so curiosity accounts. You're lucky you weren't spamming, buddy.
Hello.
Wait, it didn't work.
There we go.
Wait.
Yo, curiosity, maybe send the right one.
There we go.
All right, now I'm going to pick somebody I've seen a winning.
I already told you I'd get you, so I'm going to send you 200, but I'm still, I'm not going
to count this as a person I'm tipping out, so I'll add another 200 to it, but I always
winning in the chat he's always positive so I'm gonna give a winning 200. Yeah I
want a lot. A lot. A lot. Who's that? Who's that? Who's talking in our voice?
Yeah, but I don't know who that I can't tell whose voice that is I didn't sound like Kimmy
me? No shit. I don't know who that is. This is Boba. Oh it is Kitty. Not Kitty, Boba.
Oh Boba, sorry. Okay, hold on. Okay, bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.
see a great method, Drew. Next person to give 20 subs gets a $250 tip.
Someone's going to go like, you're delaying. W methods. Just wait for it. W method.
Wait, why is no one different? No, just wait, just wait, just wait. There it is!
Turb Q with the 20, wait, he didn't even type his username.
Wait.
Well, I'm typing.
Turb Q, thank you so much for the 20,
get to, where's your username, bro?
I need your, I need your, I need your thing, Turb Q.
We're gonna use this app.
Maybe he just get the 20 subs to be nice.
All right, I think I'll pick someone until he, all right.
Oh, I see snipes always in the chat no matter who's live no matter what's going on
I always see you in a chat a true lacy thug right there. Let me send you two hundred dollars. That is not okay
I'm under code lacy in the leaderboard wagered 5k fuck yeah, I got you, bro
What if he's just live?
Well, I believe him.
Trav, you mess it.
There it is, Zex with the 20 gifted.
Since Turbq did not have it, Zex, you will be getting it.
Wait, wait.
Oh my God, everybody's getting stuff now.
Yo, guys, stop giving stuff, stop giving stuff,
stop giving stuff, stop giving stuff.
Wait.
Wait, there is, give it to someone nice, he said.
Oh my God, Zev with the 20 gift and he said,
give it to someone nice.
Okay, who's nice?
Let me see who's nice.
Drew Waltz said, I'm number one on the Lacey leaderboard.
He's giving money.
Who's nice to me in the chat all the time.
You know what, absolute, you're always nice, bro.
Absolute, I want you to thank,
I want you to act ZevRXX and I want you to thank him.
You ever give an anti-common any money?
All the time, bro.
Okay, all right, let me close my eyes and pick some.
We still have, we still have five people
that are gonna get $200 tips.
My eyes are closed, my eyes are closed.
Chad, make sure y'all are signed up using my code.
All right, and we got a non-sub Mipa Mipa Mitoca.
Let's see if they're signed up using code Lacey,
and they are, there's your $200, brother.
Guys, if you wanna sign up with a chance to get tipped,
it's linked in the chat.
He's got a setup using code Lacey.
Eyes closed, scroll up, not mark.
Not mark, don't you, bro?
Okay, oh, Riley Veeam, I always see you in chat.
Always see Riley Veeam type in chat.
Even during like gaming segments
where when chat's a little slower,
Riley's always typing JD Xmon.
Okay, I got your JD.
I got your JD.
You know what JD?
You actually deserve it, bro.
I'm not trolling.
You actually deserve it, bro.
You've been working hard.
$5 tip to JDXmon.
There it is.
$5 tip to JDXmon, bro.
$5 tip.
All right.
What do you guys think deserves to be tipped?
What mod do you all think puts in the most effort?
Do a lot of never-kicked.
Rums, a loizen, snowy.
I just signed up.
You know what?
I got you, bro.
Because you just signed up.
There's 200 for you.
Let me sell something really cheap here.
I'm gonna pick one mod and I'm gonna give a mod $450.
What mod should I give $450 to?
I'm between rum, snowy and anti-conned.
My rums did talk hella shit today.
Not snowy, okay?
Someone said not snowy.
Hmm.
You know what?
I'm going to give it to Anticon, bro.
Yo, Anticon, what's your thing, bruh?
Yo, anti-con, what's your thing, bro?
I'm gonna give anti-con 200, and then I'm gonna give...
I'm gonna give Snowy...
200, and then I'm gonna sell this...
And I'm gonna give
Where's rums that where's rums that bro
I don't see rump there is
Yo, Rums, send your thing, bro, you're fucking selling right now.
ZebRXX with another 10 gifted.
Thank you for another 10 gifted, brother.
W. Zeb.
Wait, Rums, I don't see your thing, dude.
I don't see, is Rums just not here?
Rums just isn't even here.
There. All right. Who wants $70? Who wants $68? Oh, this guy said Iceman. Oh, you know
what? Just because you said Iceman, I'm giving you this. Here you go, bro. This tip is not
loud. There you go. Bang. Alright. Just because he said Ice Man, bro. Just because he said
Ice Man. Chat, if you guys want to change in the future streams, we play
pack draw five times a month. If you want a chance in the future streams to get
tipped, we just tipped out. I'm pretty sure this month we've tipped out over 10k.
I'm not gonna lie. I think I've tipped chat over $10,000 this month. Literally
All you have to do is click the link or go to patrout.com and sign up using code Lacey
You don't even have to deposit anything you've got to sign up and if you do deposit under my code
There is a
Leaderboard right here where the top depositors under my code
Get prize money every single month. Okay
Oh leaderboard is glitched at this current second, but yeah
Damn, bro, that was a crazy run we had today.
We went all in and we fucking doubled up, over doubled up.
That was a crazy ass run.
Hold on, let me withdraw this real quick.
Let me just withdraw this really quick
so it's not just sitting here.
Wait.
There we go.
Okay.
Can we get a W-patcher on the chat?
Actual W-patcher, I'm in.
Great segments.
Let me tip some of my viewers and give y'all some bread.
I get some.
I'll be winning.
It's great all around, man.
Okay, hold on a sec.
Alright.
Let's try it.
There it goes.
Oh, shit.
That was a fucking crazy ass run today.
That was a crazy ass run today.
Wait, is Silky, is Silky, is anybody hooping out there
Geronimo?
Am I gonna smoke?
No, chat, I quit smoking.
I quit smoking, chat.
I personally, I don't know about y'all.
I don't smoke weed anymore.
I actually ended up quitting.
I don't
you