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I'm gonna die."}, {"start": 398.08, "end": 399.08, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 399.08, "end": 403.08, "text": " Yeah, because there's people in the stream that are there for me right now."}, {"start": 403.08, "end": 405.08, "text": " There's a lot of people."}, {"start": 405.08, "end": 409.08, "text": " And not a lot of people have a chat like that. I have."}, {"start": 409.08, "end": 410.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 418.08, "end": 421.08, "text": " I think I have a boner, Doc."}, {"start": 424.08, "end": 433.71999999999997, "text": " You guys have a medication to make a boner go away?"}, {"start": 433.71999999999997, "end": 440.28, "text": " Ron's calling, Ron's calling, let me call Ron, let me talk to Ron, I love Ron so much."}, {"start": 440.28, "end": 442.28, "text": " Ron, I love you so much."}, {"start": 442.28, "end": 444.28, "text": " Hey Nicholas, it's me, Ron."}, {"start": 444.28, "end": 445.28, "text": " Hey Ron."}, {"start": 445.28, "end": 450.28, "text": " I just want to say it's been three years, man."}, {"start": 450.28, "end": 451.28, "text": " Three years?"}, {"start": 451.28, "end": 452.28, "text": " I was in a coma."}, {"start": 452.28000000000003, "end": 464.28000000000003, "text": " What did I miss when I was looking at y'all and cooking with y'all?"}, {"start": 464.28000000000003, "end": 465.28000000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 465.28000000000003, "end": 477.28000000000003, "text": " I missed the whole three years."}, {"start": 477.28000000000003, "end": 483.28000000000003, "text": " Yeah, GT6 came out, clicks 1 in FNCS."}, {"start": 483.28000000000003, "end": 485.28000000000003, "text": " Oh, the fuck he didn't."}, {"start": 485.28000000000003, "end": 487.28000000000003, "text": " Yeah, fuck."}, {"start": 487.28000000000003, "end": 489.28000000000003, "text": " Clicks in the hell way to FNCS."}, {"start": 489.28000000000003, "end": 491.28000000000003, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 491.28000000000003, "end": 493.28000000000003, "text": " Yo, listen, bro."}, {"start": 493.28000000000003, "end": 497.28000000000003, "text": " Make sure to keep doing all those things."}, {"start": 497.28000000000003, "end": 501.28000000000003, "text": " Okay, Ron. Bye, Ron."}, {"start": 501.28000000000003, "end": 503.28000000000003, "text": " Love you."}, {"start": 503.28000000000003, "end": 505.28000000000003, "text": " Love you too, bro."}, {"start": 507.28000000000003, "end": 512.5600000000001, "text": " Awww, I had knee surgery."}, {"start": 512.5600000000001, "end": 514.0600000000001, "text": " I think I have a tear."}, {"start": 514.0600000000001, "end": 516.5600000000001, "text": " I liked it for you."}, {"start": 516.5600000000001, "end": 517.5600000000001, "text": " You did?"}, {"start": 517.5600000000001, "end": 518.5600000000001, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 518.5600000000001, "end": 519.5600000000001, "text": " You wipe away all my tears."}, {"start": 519.5600000000001, "end": 520.5600000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 520.5600000000001, "end": 523.5600000000001, "text": " You don't want your crackers yet?"}, {"start": 523.5600000000001, "end": 524.5600000000001, "text": " Crackers."}, {"start": 524.5600000000001, "end": 525.5600000000001, "text": " They're right there."}, {"start": 525.5600000000001, "end": 526.5600000000001, "text": " I want Chick-fil-A."}, {"start": 526.5600000000001, "end": 527.5600000000001, "text": " I'll get you some."}, {"start": 527.5600000000001, "end": 528.5600000000001, "text": " No, you can't leave."}, {"start": 528.5600000000001, "end": 529.5600000000001, "text": " I'm not leaving."}, {"start": 529.5600000000001, "end": 530.5600000000001, "text": " I'm not leaving."}, {"start": 530.5600000000001, "end": 531.5600000000001, "text": " You can't leave."}, {"start": 531.5600000000001, "end": 532.5600000000001, "text": " I'm not leaving."}, {"start": 532.5600000000001, "end": 533.5600000000001, "text": " I'm not leaving."}, {"start": 533.5600000000001, "end": 534.5600000000001, "text": " I'm not leaving."}, {"start": 534.5600000000001, "end": 535.5600000000001, "text": " I'm not leaving."}, {"start": 535.5600000000001, "end": 536.5600000000001, "text": " I'm not leaving."}, 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"text": " Before my surgery, I had dinner with Kim Chi and he put up in a Maybach and the windows"}, {"start": 749.46, "end": 752.6600000000001, "text": " were tinted and the Maybach was bouncing."}, {"start": 752.66, "end": 760.38, "text": " He came to dinner, and all he got was a glass of tap water, and then I went to the bathroom"}, {"start": 760.38, "end": 765.5, "text": " and I came back, and he was gone and the check was paid for, and I had an apple pie waiting"}, {"start": 765.5, "end": 769.3, "text": " for me at the table."}, {"start": 769.3, "end": 774.9, "text": " I'm not drunk, Chad."}, {"start": 774.9, "end": 776.9, "text": " I'm not drunk."}, {"start": 776.9, "end": 782.18, "text": " Oh my gosh, my knee hurts so bad."}, {"start": 782.1800000000001, "end": 796.58, "text": " I'm not cold. That's just my teeth are jittering from pain. My teeth, I want to walk. I'm going"}, {"start": 796.58, "end": 811.0600000000001, "text": " for a run. No, I don't. Oh my gosh, I finally did it. I finally got knee surgery. I finally"}, {"start": 811.0600000000001, "end": 836.4200000000001, "text": " did it. It's been two years. I'll be able to play basketball again."}, {"start": 836.4200000000001, "end": 851.6600000000001, "text": " medication am I on right now my hand is numb my whole body's numb"}, {"start": 851.66, "end": 854.36, "text": " Um, anyone want to know what's about numb?"}, {"start": 854.36, "end": 856.0, "text": " My penis!"}, {"start": 856.0, "end": 858.0, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 858.0, "end": 862.0, "text": " Ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 862.0, "end": 865.0, "text": " I can feel my penis perfectly fine!"}, {"start": 875.0, "end": 877.0, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 882.54, "end": 889.0, "text": " Whoa, what is that shit look like a resident evil drink"}, {"start": 895.3399999999999, "end": 897.3399999999999, "text": " You it tastes like shit"}, {"start": 899.18, "end": 901.18, "text": " Tastes like shit"}, {"start": 901.1800000000001, "end": 921.94, "text": " Oh my gosh my knee hurts so bad am I in heaven why am I why am I"}, {"start": 921.94, "end": 931.94, "text": " Are you here the whole time?"}, {"start": 931.94, "end": 938.94, "text": " No, but you were in the waiting room and you were waiting for me to be done?"}, {"start": 938.94, "end": 939.94, "text": " I was."}, {"start": 939.94, "end": 941.94, "text": " And now you're here for me?"}, {"start": 941.94, "end": 943.94, "text": " I'm here for you."}, {"start": 943.94, "end": 946.94, "text": " I can't wait for all of this."}, {"start": 946.94, "end": 948.94, "text": " Ron's calling you."}, {"start": 948.94, "end": 949.94, "text": " Hey Ron."}, {"start": 949.94, "end": 950.94, "text": " It's me Ron."}, {"start": 950.94, "end": 952.94, "text": " What's the bad news?"}, {"start": 952.94, "end": 954.94, "text": " I got good news and bad news."}, {"start": 954.94, "end": 956.94, "text": " Oh, what's the bad news?"}, {"start": 956.94, "end": 960.94, "text": " The good news is that we made it through surgery."}, {"start": 960.94, "end": 962.94, "text": " What's the bad news?"}, {"start": 962.94, "end": 966.94, "text": " They didn't actually perform knee surgery. You have a BBL."}, {"start": 966.94, "end": 968.94, "text": " I got a BBL?"}, {"start": 972.94, "end": 974.94, "text": " My ass is gonna collapse when I run."}, {"start": 974.94, "end": 976.94, "text": " Ha, ha, ha, ha."}, {"start": 976.94, "end": 978.94, "text": " Ha, ha, ha."}, {"start": 978.94, "end": 982.3000000000001, "text": " My brother is calling me."}, {"start": 982.3000000000001, "end": 985.9000000000001, "text": " Oh, I can't answer."}, {"start": 985.9000000000001, "end": 986.9000000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 986.9000000000001, "end": 987.9000000000001, "text": " I can't move."}, {"start": 987.9000000000001, "end": 1003.0600000000001, "text": " Wait, so they're sending me home right now?"}, {"start": 1003.0600000000001, "end": 1006.1, "text": " How the fuck am I going to walk?"}, {"start": 1006.1, "end": 1007.34, "text": " So they're going to send me home."}, {"start": 1007.34, "end": 1009.34, "text": " Am I gonna get on now? Am I gonna walk?"}, {"start": 1010.34, "end": 1012.34, "text": " You can't move."}, {"start": 1012.34, "end": 1014.34, "text": " No shit, sure."}, {"start": 1014.34, "end": 1017.34, "text": " You can't edge my phone because you can't move."}, {"start": 1017.34, "end": 1021.34, "text": " Yeah, that's why I can't move, dumbass."}, {"start": 1022.34, "end": 1024.3400000000001, "text": " Here's your mom, honey."}, {"start": 1024.3400000000001, "end": 1025.3400000000001, "text": " Hi, mom."}, {"start": 1025.3400000000001, "end": 1027.3400000000001, "text": " I don't care you."}, {"start": 1027.3400000000001, "end": 1029.3400000000001, "text": " I'm okay, mom. I can't-"}, {"start": 1029.3400000000001, "end": 1030.3400000000001, "text": " Mom."}, {"start": 1030.3400000000001, "end": 1031.3400000000001, "text": " Mom, I-"}, {"start": 1031.3400000000001, "end": 1032.3400000000001, "text": " Get up, boo-boo."}, {"start": 1032.3400000000001, "end": 1036.3400000000001, "text": " A boo-boo? I'm a grown-ass fucking man. I don't got no boo-boo."}, {"start": 1036.34, "end": 1051.34, "text": " What do you mean how am I doing? I just got out of surgery. What kind of question is that?"}, {"start": 1051.34, "end": 1055.34, "text": " It's like asking the Titanic driver if the boat sank."}, {"start": 1055.34, "end": 1057.34, "text": " Thank"}, {"start": 1077.54, "end": 1081.26, "text": " Take my balls and shit mom I miss you"}, {"start": 1085.34, "end": 1088.34, "text": " I love you so much mom!"}, {"start": 1089.34, "end": 1090.34, "text": " I love you."}, {"start": 1091.34, "end": 1092.34, "text": " I love you too honey."}, {"start": 1092.34, "end": 1094.34, "text": " Why do I want to cry?"}, {"start": 1095.34, "end": 1099.34, "text": " Because you just had major surgery and you have all kinds of drugs in you."}, {"start": 1100.34, "end": 1101.34, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 1101.34, "end": 1103.34, "text": " Isn't it you miss me?"}, {"start": 1104.34, "end": 1105.34, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 1110.34, "end": 1113.34, "text": " How long ago did you come out of surgery?"}, {"start": 1113.34, "end": 1115.34, "text": " Three years Ron said"}, {"start": 1116.82, "end": 1118.82, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 1120.82, "end": 1122.82, "text": " Like an hour, no one has not been"}, {"start": 1128.78, "end": 1134.1, "text": " Hey chat every sub equals one prayer let's get to"}, {"start": 1143.34, "end": 1145.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1145.34, "end": 1148.22, "text": " Love you mom. I'll call you when I'm not on drugs"}, {"start": 1152.86, "end": 1154.86, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 1155.34, "end": 1160.9399999999998, "text": " Okay, wait, why don't I keep going in and out of sleep? I swear I keep going in and out of sleep I"}, {"start": 1163.8999999999999, "end": 1166.3, "text": " Keep going in and out of sleep I think"}, {"start": 1173.34, "end": 1182.04, "text": " Yeah, I feel a lot of pain in my knee every five"}, {"start": 1182.04, "end": 1184.04, "text": " 35, 35, chat."}, {"start": 1195.04, "end": 1196.04, "text": " It's good."}, {"start": 1199.04, "end": 1205.04, "text": " No, I don't have... Actually, I was thinking, oh, setting up a 24-7 cam and he's better than just farming adivary on him."}, {"start": 1207.04, "end": 1209.04, "text": " Great master, great method."}, {"start": 1209.04, "end": 1220.04, "text": " am I alive? am I dying doc? doctor am I dying?"}, {"start": 1220.04, "end": 1224.04, "text": " no you're not, you're good. it's totally fine."}, {"start": 1224.04, "end": 1227.04, "text": " alright, honey call me later when you can right?"}, {"start": 1227.04, "end": 1230.04, "text": " okay. please try to remember, I love you."}, {"start": 1230.04, "end": 1232.04, "text": " I love you too."}, {"start": 1232.04, "end": 1247.04, "text": " Excuse me doctor, how am I going to leave the doctor's office if I just got knee surgery?"}, {"start": 1247.04, "end": 1254.04, "text": " It's okay, because after your knee surgery we better give you some instructions on how you manage it at home."}, {"start": 1254.04, "end": 1257.04, "text": " So everything will be fine."}, {"start": 1257.04, "end": 1262.04, "text": " Hi Catherine."}, {"start": 1262.04, "end": 1267.04, "text": " Nice to meet you Catherine."}, {"start": 1267.04, "end": 1273.04, "text": " It's about a four."}, {"start": 1273.04, "end": 1277.04, "text": " Maybe a five."}, {"start": 1277.04, "end": 1282.04, "text": " It's feeling a little bit better."}, {"start": 1282.04, "end": 1295.04, "text": " bit better. I think I think I can walk. Hold on. Luca's calling me. Hey Luca?"}, {"start": 1296.08, "end": 1301.28, "text": " Yeah don't worry I'll be back on the court with y'all soon."}, {"start": 1303.1599999999999, "end": 1308.92, "text": " Yep I'm ready. Just give me a 10-day contract. Nobody's on the phone I'm"}, {"start": 1308.92, "end": 1312.92, "text": " I'm faking. Luca Donchis didn't call me. He doesn't fuck with me."}, {"start": 1316.92, "end": 1318.92, "text": " What if I'm dead?"}, {"start": 1328.92, "end": 1332.92, "text": " Dude, everybody's calling me. I have so many phone calls."}, {"start": 1338.92, "end": 1341.3400000000001, "text": " You are dead. This is AI"}, {"start": 1348.22, "end": 1350.22, "text": " I'm dead, this is AI"}, {"start": 1355.78, "end": 1357.78, "text": " Why am I so sleepy?"}, {"start": 1360.38, "end": 1362.38, "text": " Hey Drew"}, {"start": 1362.9, "end": 1365.5600000000002, "text": " I'm on drugs right now. I just wanted to say"}, {"start": 1365.56, "end": 1370.6799999999998, "text": " All the camera work you do and everything you do"}, {"start": 1372.76, "end": 1374.76, "text": " Fuck you"}, {"start": 1382.3999999999999, "end": 1386.04, "text": " I'm sorry good boy that you're a bitch"}, {"start": 1386.04, "end": 1395.54, "text": " Shad drew as a boyfriend and his name is Marcus. I'm exposing"}, {"start": 1400.54, "end": 1402.04, "text": " Cheshire's cackling"}, {"start": 1402.04, "end": 1404.04, "text": " Why are they cackling?"}, {"start": 1405.04, "end": 1407.04, "text": " Why are they cackling? I don't like it"}, {"start": 1410.54, "end": 1414.54, "text": " Dude, my penis is stuck. Can I adjust? Am I allowed to adjust my penis?"}, {"start": 1414.54, "end": 1419.54, "text": " Well, I didn't know if that's like part of the surgery or some shit."}, {"start": 1419.54, "end": 1423.54, "text": " No, why you got penis enlargement surgery, too?"}, {"start": 1423.54, "end": 1427.54, "text": " I fucking wish. I wish I got penis enlargement surgery."}, {"start": 1427.54, "end": 1431.54, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, my arms getting tight."}, {"start": 1431.54, "end": 1435.54, "text": " My arms getting pretty tight here."}, {"start": 1435.54, "end": 1440.54, "text": " Why is my arm getting tight?"}, {"start": 1440.54, "end": 1443.54, "text": " The normal, aww."}, {"start": 1445.54, "end": 1448.54, "text": " We're saying canes. Canes not go."}, {"start": 1448.54, "end": 1452.54, "text": " I'm not hungry at all. I literally am not hungry at all."}, {"start": 1452.54, "end": 1456.54, "text": " The sound of food disgusts me right now. I don't know how to explain it."}, {"start": 1456.54, "end": 1461.54, "text": " You know what I want? I want a nice salad."}, {"start": 1461.54, "end": 1464.54, "text": " Just kidding. That shit sounds like ass."}, {"start": 1464.54, "end": 1468.54, "text": " Give me a fucking caniac combo and double toasted extra sauce."}, {"start": 1468.54, "end": 1475.54, "text": " Oh, he's a hit right now."}, {"start": 1475.54, "end": 1477.54, "text": " Hurry, Pinretta."}, {"start": 1477.54, "end": 1480.54, "text": " Dude, my penis."}, {"start": 1480.54, "end": 1488.54, "text": " My penis, like, it's like, it's like, oh, that feels good."}, {"start": 1488.54, "end": 1493.54, "text": " No, I'm not jerking off, I just had to itch on my balls."}, {"start": 1493.54, "end": 1501.98, "text": " My arms are not gonna explode."}, {"start": 1501.98, "end": 1504.3799999999999, "text": " How long have I been live for?"}, {"start": 1504.3799999999999, "end": 1507.58, "text": " 25 minutes."}, {"start": 1507.58, "end": 1511.94, "text": " 25 minutes?"}, {"start": 1511.94, "end": 1516.8999999999999, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 1516.8999999999999, "end": 1518.34, "text": " How long was the surgery?"}, {"start": 1518.34, "end": 1529.34, "text": " I think we left here at like 7.5 and then we came back at like 11, so like what was that?"}, {"start": 1529.34, "end": 1530.78, "text": " Like three hours?"}, {"start": 1530.78, "end": 1534.1399999999999, "text": " You just got knee surgery, but you can't clap that ass anymore?"}, {"start": 1534.1399999999999, "end": 1546.54, "text": " You want to fucking bet?"}, {"start": 1546.54, "end": 1549.34, "text": " Ah shit, it's so jelly it still claps."}, {"start": 1555.7, "end": 1559.2, "text": " Subur baby coming with an Orbeez gun run."}, {"start": 1566.82, "end": 1568.68, "text": " Oh no, Subur baby's coming."}, {"start": 1569.74, "end": 1571.06, "text": " What an Orbeez gun run."}, {"start": 1571.06, "end": 1577.06, "text": " I had nightmares in my surgery about summer baby shooting me with a Orbeez gun."}, {"start": 1581.06, "end": 1584.06, "text": " I don't, there's no way I just go home."}, {"start": 1586.06, "end": 1591.06, "text": " There's just no way I just wake up and go home. There's literally no way."}, {"start": 1591.06, "end": 1598.06, "text": " cause you wouldn't make any sense how am I gonna walk home?"}, {"start": 1598.06, "end": 1599.06, "text": " you don't"}, {"start": 1599.06, "end": 1600.06, "text": " so how am I gonna get out?"}, {"start": 1600.06, "end": 1601.06, "text": " I actually don't know"}, {"start": 1601.06, "end": 1604.06, "text": " I think you have like some special crushes or something"}, {"start": 1604.06, "end": 1605.06, "text": " special crushes?"}, {"start": 1605.06, "end": 1606.06, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 1606.06, "end": 1609.06, "text": " fucking Iron Man crushes what?"}, {"start": 1609.06, "end": 1610.06, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 1610.06, "end": 1617.06, "text": " so my knees fully fixed right on them?"}, {"start": 1617.06, "end": 1621.06, "text": " Doesn't fucking feel like it."}, {"start": 1621.06, "end": 1625.06, "text": " Doesn't feel like I need to fix it all."}, {"start": 1625.06, "end": 1629.06, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 1629.06, "end": 1633.06, "text": " Hey, hey, coming."}, {"start": 1641.06, "end": 1645.06, "text": " Dude, I feel like I can walk."}, {"start": 1645.06, "end": 1652.06, "text": " I feel like I can walk."}, {"start": 1652.06, "end": 1656.06, "text": " Should I try?"}, {"start": 1656.06, "end": 1661.06, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1661.06, "end": 1668.06, "text": " Fuck, let's do an IRL."}, {"start": 1668.06, "end": 1671.06, "text": " Let's do an IRL."}, {"start": 1671.06, "end": 1675.3999999999999, "text": " I don't I didn't the ketamine didn't work. I"}, {"start": 1676.28, "end": 1678.28, "text": " Didn't have a dream"}, {"start": 1682.1599999999999, "end": 1684.1599999999999, "text": " That's not a dream"}, {"start": 1685.8, "end": 1689.76, "text": " I think that was real. They not give me cookies and milk. Yeah"}, {"start": 1694.28, "end": 1696.6399999999999, "text": " Where's Darla where's Darla"}, {"start": 1701.06, "end": 1703.06, "text": " She left?"}, {"start": 1719.06, "end": 1721.06, "text": " She left?"}, {"start": 1724.06, "end": 1726.06, "text": " Darlaaaaa!"}, {"start": 1726.06, "end": 1729.06, "text": " Shhhh! You're screaming."}, {"start": 1731.06, "end": 1739.5, "text": " Dude, something's going on with that vent."}, {"start": 1739.5, "end": 1746.78, "text": " Someone burnt it."}, {"start": 1746.78, "end": 1749.1799999999998, "text": " Imagine an Among Us character just popped out."}, {"start": 1749.1799999999998, "end": 1750.1799999999998, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 1750.1799999999998, "end": 1760.3799999999999, "text": " I guess films has that fucking ability to fucking piece of shit."}, {"start": 1760.38, "end": 1767.5400000000002, "text": " a piece of shit snowy has four mod actions in the last year jabers is a"}, {"start": 1767.5400000000002, "end": 1777.14, "text": " 27 year old door dash driver who doesn't do shit and fuck JD"}, {"start": 1777.14, "end": 1795.5400000000002, "text": " Holy shit, where am I, bro?"}, {"start": 1795.54, "end": 1798.96, "text": " I kind of wonder what medications I'm on."}, {"start": 1805.1, "end": 1810.1, "text": " Dude, nine months from now, I'm gonna be in the NBA."}, {"start": 1813.46, "end": 1817.86, "text": " And I'm gonna be playing for the Los Angeles Lakers"}, {"start": 1817.86, "end": 1819.76, "text": " in the NBA Finals."}, {"start": 1825.54, "end": 1839.36, "text": " I'm on fan-o?"}, {"start": 1839.36, "end": 1840.36, "text": " Who's that?"}, {"start": 1840.36, "end": 1845.28, "text": " Oh, there she is."}, {"start": 1845.28, "end": 1846.28, "text": " You look so beautiful."}, {"start": 1846.28, "end": 1847.28, "text": " Thank you, babe."}, {"start": 1847.28, "end": 1848.28, "text": " You look so handsome."}, {"start": 1848.28, "end": 1849.28, "text": " All right, darling."}, {"start": 1849.28, "end": 1850.28, "text": " I look like a fucking mess."}, {"start": 1850.28, "end": 1851.28, "text": " You look so cute."}, {"start": 1851.28, "end": 1852.28, "text": " I promise."}, {"start": 1852.28, "end": 1854.28, "text": " I'm so cute, I promise."}, {"start": 1860.68, "end": 1862.68, "text": " You tired?"}, {"start": 1862.68, "end": 1863.18, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 1863.18, "end": 1865.18, "text": " You tired?"}, {"start": 1867.68, "end": 1869.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1869.18, "end": 1871.18, "text": " A little bit."}, {"start": 1878.68, "end": 1879.68, "text": " Catherine?"}, {"start": 1879.68, "end": 1880.68, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 1880.68, "end": 1884.68, "text": " How am I going to leave if I can't walk?"}, {"start": 1884.68, "end": 1886.68, "text": " You're going to have some crutches?"}, {"start": 1886.68, "end": 1888.68, "text": " Oh god. They're full."}, {"start": 1888.68, "end": 1890.68, "text": " They're full. They're full."}, {"start": 1890.68, "end": 1892.68, "text": " No, they're full crutches."}, {"start": 1892.68, "end": 1894.68, "text": " And we're going to really outside going here."}, {"start": 1894.68, "end": 1896.68, "text": " We're going to go home, you can wheel this one,"}, {"start": 1896.68, "end": 1898.68, "text": " or you can use your crutches."}, {"start": 1898.68, "end": 1901.68, "text": " Am I going to fall asleep when I go home?"}, {"start": 1901.68, "end": 1904.68, "text": " Most probably for the whole 24 hours"}, {"start": 1904.68, "end": 1907.68, "text": " you might feel drowsy and dizzy because of your anesthesia."}, {"start": 1907.68, "end": 1911.68, "text": " But that's okay, you can just rest where they remain your activity."}, {"start": 1912.68, "end": 1914.68, "text": " I got a stream."}, {"start": 1914.68, "end": 1916.68, "text": " Oh, the stream!"}, {"start": 1918.68, "end": 1924.68, "text": " So you want me to give you a rest, dig, get a little coffee for your fast food recovery, yes, much as you can, okay?"}, {"start": 1926.68, "end": 1930.68, "text": " So, does the wheelchair out, or do you want me to get the crutches?"}, {"start": 1930.68, "end": 1933.68, "text": " Oh, no, it's okay, we're just going to wheel her out, I think."}, {"start": 1933.68, "end": 1935.68, "text": " I think we need a different wheelchair, right?"}, {"start": 1965.68, "end": 1972.8200000000002, "text": " here yeah because I'm getting a laser therapy done to promote blood flow"}, {"start": 1972.8200000000002, "end": 1982.54, "text": " tomorrow no dr. Mossy just I am coming back in to get a laser therapy"}, {"start": 1982.54, "end": 1985.24, "text": " Dr. Reynolds, not Dr. Reynolds, right?"}, {"start": 1985.24, "end": 1985.74, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1985.74, "end": 1987.24, "text": " Oh, Dr. Reynolds."}, {"start": 1987.24, "end": 1991.24, "text": " Have you had a problem with Dr. Reynolds?"}, {"start": 1991.24, "end": 1991.74, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1991.74, "end": 1992.24, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 1994.74, "end": 1996.24, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 1996.24, "end": 1997.74, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1997.74, "end": 1999.74, "text": " Did I shit myself when I was in surgery?"}, {"start": 1999.74, "end": 2001.24, "text": " In the first place, I said you called."}, {"start": 2001.24, "end": 2002.24, "text": " Call for what?"}, {"start": 2002.24, "end": 2003.74, "text": " I called brands."}, {"start": 2003.74, "end": 2004.74, "text": " I called brands?"}, {"start": 2004.74, "end": 2005.24, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2005.24, "end": 2006.74, "text": " You and I are called."}, {"start": 2006.74, "end": 2007.24, "text": " I'll be the best."}, {"start": 2007.24, "end": 2008.24, "text": " I always said you called."}, {"start": 2008.24, "end": 2008.74, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2008.74, "end": 2009.74, "text": " Yeah, it will be fine."}, {"start": 2009.74, "end": 2010.74, "text": " So sweet."}, {"start": 2010.74, "end": 2012.24, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 2012.24, "end": 2014.24, "text": " I have a few things I've been..."}, {"start": 2014.24, "end": 2016.24, "text": " How is your pain now?"}, {"start": 2016.24, "end": 2019.24, "text": " It's around the same, like a four or five."}, {"start": 2019.24, "end": 2020.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2020.24, "end": 2023.24, "text": " Do you want to take some tablet before you go home?"}, {"start": 2023.24, "end": 2024.24, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 2024.24, "end": 2026.24, "text": " I have a percocet."}, {"start": 2027.24, "end": 2030.24, "text": " Are you comfortable with your pain right now?"}, {"start": 2030.24, "end": 2032.24, "text": " I'm gonna take a percocet?"}, {"start": 2032.24, "end": 2033.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2033.24, "end": 2034.24, "text": " Have you tried it before?"}, {"start": 2034.24, "end": 2036.24, "text": " I've never taken a perc before in my life."}, {"start": 2036.24, "end": 2037.24, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 2037.24, "end": 2038.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2038.24, "end": 2053.56, "text": " Yeah, um, yeah, I'll take a purchase it"}, {"start": 2053.56, "end": 2060.56, "text": " I feel nauseous."}, {"start": 2083.56, "end": 2086.56, "text": " What are you thinking about?"}, {"start": 2086.56, "end": 2087.06, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2099.06, "end": 2099.56, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 2113.56, "end": 2116.56, "text": " I don't want to go back to sleep."}, {"start": 2116.56, "end": 2119.56, "text": " Well, I'm a stranger, and I need to sleep."}, {"start": 2119.56, "end": 2122.56, "text": " Well, I gotta go home, dumbass."}, {"start": 2122.56, "end": 2124.56, "text": " I can't sleep here."}, {"start": 2124.56, "end": 2127.56, "text": " I'm a stranger, and I want to stay alive."}, {"start": 2127.56, "end": 2132.56, "text": " No, I definitely gotta end the stream so I can go to sleep and just sleep."}, {"start": 2137.56, "end": 2139.56, "text": " Chat."}, {"start": 2139.56, "end": 2146.4, "text": " I recover or not and recover, but I'm not feeling too good chat. I"}, {"start": 2148.2799999999997, "end": 2155.96, "text": " Feel light headed and I see this big bright light just heading towards me"}]}