you
In the top 0.001% of updates, you wanted to make sure this knee was able to handle the
NBA.
And that you wanted to be able to actually do like that.
Don, how about going to the NBA on 5-8?
I know it, so why?
But we gave you a knee that's ready for the NBA if you ever are.
Where's my girlfriend?
She's right here.
And right here.
Hi.
Hello.
Do you want your crackers?
Yeah.
Do you want your crackers?
What are you?
You want some juice?
I'll be back, okay?
I'll let you guys wake up a little bit.
Let you get this pain controlled.
Let you kind of settle in.
I'll be back, all right?
You need anything?
Whoa, my arm is getting squeezed.
It's your blood pressure.
How's your pain now? It hurts.
So the same like 0 to 10, so 10 over 10 or 8 over 10?
Like 8. I'm going to give you one more, okay?
One more what? One more medication for her. Is anesthesia coming back?
She might visit in a while, but I'm going to give you another pain medication.
Okay. I don't want to keep my knee straight.
It hurts. Yeah.
My knee hurts really bad.
When knee surgery is tomorrow.
It already happened.
It did already happen.
So my knee is fully healed?
It'll get better. It will get better.
You're recovering. You're at the recovering face now.
It hurts really, really bad.
I'm just gonna give you one more.
I can't show this, right?
Yes.
Go on, Jack.
Wait, so, if Island percuses...
I'm going to give you some.
I think the pillow needs to move up towards me a little bit on my leg.
You're more comfortable with that one.
I think that might help a little bit here.
Ahhhh!
Okay.
Alright.
Does it feel better?
Oh, no.
I think it's your shit.
Hopefully the next medication will help you.
I'm not gonna give you it.
What you were dreaming about when you were on podium?
What I was dreaming about?
I remember I was in a chocolate river.
And I was floated on a cookie.
And it was a chocolate-shaped cookie,
but there was some, oh my gosh, my hand's shaking
because it hurts so bad.
Of course.
There was a chocolate river, and there was cookies.
Do you want a cookie?
No, I just want you.
You're lucky.
You made me look better.
I love my chat so much.
I love my chat.
I love you.
They're with me through everything. I'm gonna die.
What's going on?
Yeah, because there's people in the stream that are there for me right now.
There's a lot of people.
And not a lot of people have a chat like that. I have.
Yeah.
I think I have a boner, Doc.
You guys have a medication to make a boner go away?
Ron's calling, Ron's calling, let me call Ron, let me talk to Ron, I love Ron so much.
Ron, I love you so much.
Hey Nicholas, it's me, Ron.
Hey Ron.
I just want to say it's been three years, man.
Three years?
I was in a coma.
What did I miss when I was looking at y'all and cooking with y'all?
What?
I missed the whole three years.
Yeah, GT6 came out, clicks 1 in FNCS.
Oh, the fuck he didn't.
Yeah, fuck.
Clicks in the hell way to FNCS.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, listen, bro.
Make sure to keep doing all those things.
Okay, Ron. Bye, Ron.
Love you.
Love you too, bro.
Awww, I had knee surgery.
I think I have a tear.
I liked it for you.
You did?
I did.
You wipe away all my tears.
Yes.
You don't want your crackers yet?
Crackers.
They're right there.
I want Chick-fil-A.
I'll get you some.
No, you can't leave.
I'm not leaving.
You can't leave.
I'm not leaving.
We'll try to pick it up, no?
Yeah, hon?
How long does he stay?
I'm a little shaky.
Oh, once he's fine,
we need to let him in for 30 minutes.
We need some education for him.
Okay, so after 30 minutes,
he's fine and we can discharge him.
Discharge?
He's comfortable to go home.
I don't think I'm in that condition, doctor.
Do you want to wait or do you want me to order it here for you?
No, I can't wait, it's okay.
Is it normal to wake up from anesthesia, hungry?
Yeah, and then you are infested for a long time too,
since last night.
Oh yeah, that's true too.
Of course, I'm breakfast here,
I'm gonna give them, before you go home,
we're gonna be at town, let's work together,
let's meet at something, okay?
I have already opened the window,
and I'm gonna make my drink here.
I'm gonna make my drink here.
Do you want?
Sour.
Sour?
Sour.
Sour?
I want to see my chat.
A bunch of fucking retards in the chat.
You can get some of this.
Okay.
Why are you guys kick-waying?
Not a lot of them.
Whoa.
You have to eat a little bit though, it's just to give you a pill.
A pill?
To help with the pain.
You have to eat a pill.
I feel numb.
Where?
Everywhere.
It's okay.
See you on the way.
My mouth is numb.
What the fuck did I get my wisdom teeth removed why is my mouth a numb?
Dude I swear to God all I remember is laying in the hospital room and then I just realized
woke up I don't remember anything no I don't remember filming a video that's
not me as my twin brother his name is Ricky Bobby holy shit bro is geek I'm
not fucking geek fuck you geek you're a fucking geek
Ricky Banks.
Before my surgery, I had dinner with Kim Chi and he put up in a Maybach and the windows
were tinted and the Maybach was bouncing.
He came to dinner, and all he got was a glass of tap water, and then I went to the bathroom
and I came back, and he was gone and the check was paid for, and I had an apple pie waiting
for me at the table.
I'm not drunk, Chad.
I'm not drunk.
Oh my gosh, my knee hurts so bad.
I'm not cold. That's just my teeth are jittering from pain. My teeth, I want to walk. I'm going
for a run. No, I don't. Oh my gosh, I finally did it. I finally got knee surgery. I finally
did it. It's been two years. I'll be able to play basketball again.
medication am I on right now my hand is numb my whole body's numb
Um, anyone want to know what's about numb?
My penis!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
I can feel my penis perfectly fine!
Whoa!
Whoa, what is that shit look like a resident evil drink
You it tastes like shit
Tastes like shit
Oh my gosh my knee hurts so bad am I in heaven why am I why am I
Are you here the whole time?
No, but you were in the waiting room and you were waiting for me to be done?
I was.
And now you're here for me?
I'm here for you.
I can't wait for all of this.
Ron's calling you.
Hey Ron.
It's me Ron.
What's the bad news?
I got good news and bad news.
Oh, what's the bad news?
The good news is that we made it through surgery.
What's the bad news?
They didn't actually perform knee surgery. You have a BBL.
I got a BBL?
My ass is gonna collapse when I run.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha.
My brother is calling me.
Oh, I can't answer.
I don't know.
I can't move.
Wait, so they're sending me home right now?
How the fuck am I going to walk?
So they're going to send me home.
Am I gonna get on now? Am I gonna walk?
You can't move.
No shit, sure.
You can't edge my phone because you can't move.
Yeah, that's why I can't move, dumbass.
Here's your mom, honey.
Hi, mom.
I don't care you.
I'm okay, mom. I can't-
Mom.
Mom, I-
Get up, boo-boo.
A boo-boo? I'm a grown-ass fucking man. I don't got no boo-boo.
What do you mean how am I doing? I just got out of surgery. What kind of question is that?
It's like asking the Titanic driver if the boat sank.
Thank
Take my balls and shit mom I miss you
I love you so much mom!
I love you.
I love you too honey.
Why do I want to cry?
Because you just had major surgery and you have all kinds of drugs in you.
So...
Isn't it you miss me?
Fuck you.
How long ago did you come out of surgery?
Three years Ron said
Yeah
Like an hour, no one has not been
Hey chat every sub equals one prayer let's get to
I
Love you mom. I'll call you when I'm not on drugs
Okay
Okay, wait, why don't I keep going in and out of sleep? I swear I keep going in and out of sleep I
Keep going in and out of sleep I think
Yeah, I feel a lot of pain in my knee every five
35, 35, chat.
It's good.
No, I don't have... Actually, I was thinking, oh, setting up a 24-7 cam and he's better than just farming adivary on him.
Great master, great method.
am I alive? am I dying doc? doctor am I dying?
no you're not, you're good. it's totally fine.
alright, honey call me later when you can right?
okay. please try to remember, I love you.
I love you too.
Excuse me doctor, how am I going to leave the doctor's office if I just got knee surgery?
It's okay, because after your knee surgery we better give you some instructions on how you manage it at home.
So everything will be fine.
Hi Catherine.
Nice to meet you Catherine.
It's about a four.
Maybe a five.
It's feeling a little bit better.
bit better. I think I think I can walk. Hold on. Luca's calling me. Hey Luca?
Yeah don't worry I'll be back on the court with y'all soon.
Yep I'm ready. Just give me a 10-day contract. Nobody's on the phone I'm
I'm faking. Luca Donchis didn't call me. He doesn't fuck with me.
What if I'm dead?
Dude, everybody's calling me. I have so many phone calls.
You are dead. This is AI
I'm dead, this is AI
Why am I so sleepy?
Hey Drew
I'm on drugs right now. I just wanted to say
All the camera work you do and everything you do
Fuck you
I'm sorry good boy that you're a bitch
Shad drew as a boyfriend and his name is Marcus. I'm exposing
Cheshire's cackling
Why are they cackling?
Why are they cackling? I don't like it
Dude, my penis is stuck. Can I adjust? Am I allowed to adjust my penis?
Well, I didn't know if that's like part of the surgery or some shit.
No, why you got penis enlargement surgery, too?
I fucking wish. I wish I got penis enlargement surgery.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, my arms getting tight.
My arms getting pretty tight here.
Why is my arm getting tight?
The normal, aww.
We're saying canes. Canes not go.
I'm not hungry at all. I literally am not hungry at all.
The sound of food disgusts me right now. I don't know how to explain it.
You know what I want? I want a nice salad.
Just kidding. That shit sounds like ass.
Give me a fucking caniac combo and double toasted extra sauce.
Oh, he's a hit right now.
Hurry, Pinretta.
Dude, my penis.
My penis, like, it's like, it's like, oh, that feels good.
No, I'm not jerking off, I just had to itch on my balls.
My arms are not gonna explode.
How long have I been live for?
25 minutes.
25 minutes?
Uh-uh.
How long was the surgery?
I think we left here at like 7.5 and then we came back at like 11, so like what was that?
Like three hours?
You just got knee surgery, but you can't clap that ass anymore?
You want to fucking bet?
Ah shit, it's so jelly it still claps.
Subur baby coming with an Orbeez gun run.
Oh no, Subur baby's coming.
What an Orbeez gun run.
I had nightmares in my surgery about summer baby shooting me with a Orbeez gun.
I don't, there's no way I just go home.
There's just no way I just wake up and go home. There's literally no way.
cause you wouldn't make any sense how am I gonna walk home?
you don't
so how am I gonna get out?
I actually don't know
I think you have like some special crushes or something
special crushes?
yeah
fucking Iron Man crushes what?
yeah
so my knees fully fixed right on them?
Doesn't fucking feel like it.
Doesn't feel like I need to fix it all.
Oh shit.
Hey, hey, coming.
Dude, I feel like I can walk.
I feel like I can walk.
Should I try?
Yeah.
Fuck, let's do an IRL.
Let's do an IRL.
I don't I didn't the ketamine didn't work. I
Didn't have a dream
That's not a dream
I think that was real. They not give me cookies and milk. Yeah
Where's Darla where's Darla
She left?
Darlaaaaa!
Shhhh! You're screaming.
Dude, something's going on with that vent.
Someone burnt it.
Imagine an Among Us character just popped out.
Holy fuck.
I guess films has that fucking ability to fucking piece of shit.
a piece of shit snowy has four mod actions in the last year jabers is a
27 year old door dash driver who doesn't do shit and fuck JD
Holy shit, where am I, bro?
I kind of wonder what medications I'm on.
Dude, nine months from now, I'm gonna be in the NBA.
And I'm gonna be playing for the Los Angeles Lakers
in the NBA Finals.
I'm on fan-o?
Who's that?
Oh, there she is.
You look so beautiful.
Thank you, babe.
You look so handsome.
All right, darling.
I look like a fucking mess.
You look so cute.
I promise.
I'm so cute, I promise.
You tired?
Hmm.
You tired?
Yeah.
A little bit.
Catherine?
Yes.
How am I going to leave if I can't walk?
You're going to have some crutches?
Oh god. They're full.
They're full. They're full.
No, they're full crutches.
And we're going to really outside going here.
We're going to go home, you can wheel this one,
or you can use your crutches.
Am I going to fall asleep when I go home?
Most probably for the whole 24 hours
you might feel drowsy and dizzy because of your anesthesia.
But that's okay, you can just rest where they remain your activity.
I got a stream.
Oh, the stream!
So you want me to give you a rest, dig, get a little coffee for your fast food recovery, yes, much as you can, okay?
So, does the wheelchair out, or do you want me to get the crutches?
Oh, no, it's okay, we're just going to wheel her out, I think.
I think we need a different wheelchair, right?
here yeah because I'm getting a laser therapy done to promote blood flow
tomorrow no dr. Mossy just I am coming back in to get a laser therapy
Dr. Reynolds, not Dr. Reynolds, right?
Yeah.
Oh, Dr. Reynolds.
Have you had a problem with Dr. Reynolds?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Whoa!
What?
Did I shit myself when I was in surgery?
In the first place, I said you called.
Call for what?
I called brands.
I called brands?
Yes.
You and I are called.
I'll be the best.
I always said you called.
Yes.
Yeah, it will be fine.
So sweet.
Wow.
I have a few things I've been...
How is your pain now?
It's around the same, like a four or five.
Okay.
Do you want to take some tablet before you go home?
What's that?
I have a percocet.
Are you comfortable with your pain right now?
I'm gonna take a percocet?
Yeah.
Have you tried it before?
I've never taken a perc before in my life.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah, um, yeah, I'll take a purchase it
I feel nauseous.
What are you thinking about?
Oh.
Wait.
I don't want to go back to sleep.
Well, I'm a stranger, and I need to sleep.
Well, I gotta go home, dumbass.
I can't sleep here.
I'm a stranger, and I want to stay alive.
No, I definitely gotta end the stream so I can go to sleep and just sleep.
Chat.
I recover or not and recover, but I'm not feeling too good chat. I
Feel light headed and I see this big bright light just heading towards me