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They got me on they got me on everything under the Sun chat"}, {"start": 217.36, "end": 219.36, "text": " They got me on everything bro"}, {"start": 220.24, "end": 222.24, "text": " Now I'm gonna be honest"}, {"start": 222.8, "end": 224.8, "text": " When I tell you guys"}, {"start": 226.32, "end": 228.88, "text": " First off first off"}, {"start": 230.8, "end": 232.8, "text": " Let me explain to y'all right now"}, {"start": 233.48000000000002, "end": 237.6, "text": " What has been going on? I'm gonna take these headphones off because I swear I'm hearing oceans and shit"}, {"start": 237.6, "end": 242.6, "text": " Let me explain to you guys. What has been going on with me the last two days since I got out of surgery, bro"}, {"start": 242.94, "end": 245.94, "text": " Can y'all hear me? It's audio good though. It's audio good everything good"}, {"start": 249.06, "end": 252.22, "text": " I'm not a tweaker. I'm not a tweaker, bro"}, {"start": 253.46, "end": 255.45999999999998, "text": " um, so"}, {"start": 256.1, "end": 261.8, "text": " Since I got out of since I got out of surgery. I literally came back here right away and"}, {"start": 261.8, "end": 268.6, "text": " And then um, I'm gonna be honest. I've been sitting in this bed. I have not moved"}, {"start": 269.56, "end": 271.56, "text": " since"}, {"start": 271.76, "end": 276.12, "text": " Yesterday, I think it's I think it was what whatever time I got back like one or two"}, {"start": 276.12, "end": 279.12, "text": " Maybe I have not moved out of this bed. I can't move"}, {"start": 280.16, "end": 286.08000000000004, "text": " My body cannot physically move like my leg my leg can't move"}, {"start": 286.08000000000004, "end": 290.40000000000003, "text": " I don't know how to explain it. You have to get up. No, no, no, I trust me. I talk to the doctor"}, {"start": 290.40000000000003, "end": 297.56000000000006, "text": " I'm I'm not doing anything wrong. So basically, what happened was because of"}, {"start": 297.56000000000006, "end": 304.68000000000006, "text": " because I had a double meniscus tear, he had to he had to do extra incisions and"}, {"start": 304.68000000000006, "end": 312.84000000000003, "text": " do a bunch of extra shit in my knee. So every time I try to move my leg, I it"}, {"start": 312.84000000000003, "end": 320.12, "text": " starts spazzing. I didn't even know what a muscle spasm was until today. So"}, {"start": 320.12, "end": 325.46, "text": " So every time I try to move my leg, I get like really bad cramps and my muscles start"}, {"start": 325.46, "end": 331.1, "text": " to spasm because they're going through trauma from the surgery."}, {"start": 331.1, "end": 332.26, "text": " How do you go to the bathroom?"}, {"start": 332.26, "end": 335.58, "text": " Yeah, so I've been peeing in a bottle."}, {"start": 335.58, "end": 341.74, "text": " Every time I've had to pee, I peed in a bottle and then Darla has to dump the bottle of"}, {"start": 341.74, "end": 345.9, "text": " pee out and then clean it and give it back to me for me to pee again."}, {"start": 345.9, "end": 349.82, "text": " It's, I'm gonna be honest, it's literally, I feel like an animal, bro."}, {"start": 349.82, "end": 353.26, "text": " I literally feel inhumane. It's disgusting. It's the most disgusting thing ever"}, {"start": 353.94, "end": 358.86, "text": " Actually the most disgusting thing ever peeing into a bottle literally makes me feel like a grown man child. I"}, {"start": 360.54, "end": 364.38, "text": " Don't have a diaper do you want who wants me to wear a diaper in case I have to shit"}, {"start": 364.38, "end": 368.38, "text": " You had the shit yeah, and I've just been holding it in I'm not to wearing a diaper"}, {"start": 369.06, "end": 371.62, "text": " I'm a grown man. I'm not putting a diaper on"}, {"start": 373.62, "end": 376.18, "text": " Drew wants me to put a diaper on but I'm not putting a diaper on"}, {"start": 376.18, "end": 382.86, "text": " Do you have to poop in a bottle too? I haven't had to poop yet. Thank God. Um, I haven't had to poop yet, but"}, {"start": 383.62, "end": 388.6, "text": " But yeah chat so so I don't know y'all know this but apparently when you get surgery"}, {"start": 388.90000000000003, "end": 393.1, "text": " They put on these things called nerve blockers when you do the surgery"}, {"start": 393.58, "end": 398.16, "text": " So that the nerve blockers so that you don't feel anything in your nerves"}, {"start": 398.74, "end": 401.14, "text": " Last night at 3 30 in the morning"}, {"start": 402.14, "end": 408.52, "text": " Brother I was sound asleep. I wake up out of my sleep. I thought I was getting stabbed"}, {"start": 408.52, "end": 416.14, "text": " I like I thought I was gonna stab in my knee and it's because the nerve blocker was only like for like 20 hours or some shit"}, {"start": 416.14, "end": 419.14, "text": " So my nerve blocker wore off in the middle. Oh"}, {"start": 422.74, "end": 428.59999999999997, "text": " This part so my nerve blocker wore off in the middle of the night and it hurts so bad"}, {"start": 428.6, "end": 432.40000000000003, "text": " Why are you guys saying you bro? Just I did not shit myself"}, {"start": 434.84000000000003, "end": 438.48, "text": " But yeah, basically all today I've just been in like"}, {"start": 439.40000000000003, "end": 444.48, "text": " In insane amount of pain like pain that I don't even know how to describe bro"}, {"start": 444.48, "end": 448.72, "text": " The pain has been so bad. It's been such bad pain"}, {"start": 449.36, "end": 456.64000000000004, "text": " And then the doctor called and he gave me morphine. So now in order to help the perks"}, {"start": 456.64, "end": 462.44, "text": " I'm taking morphine as well because apparently morphine like helps the perks take away the pain"}, {"start": 465.44, "end": 470.56, "text": " I'm not addicted. Yo, I'm not addicted to pain meds, bro"}, {"start": 471.24, "end": 476.32, "text": " But I will say this the perks every time I take a perk. I literally just doze off"}, {"start": 476.32, "end": 482.02, "text": " I don't know if that's normal, but I'll take I'll take a perk and then I'll close my eyes and I'll just like"}, {"start": 482.15999999999997, "end": 484.24, "text": " my body will feel warm and"}, {"start": 484.24, "end": 490.24, "text": " And I'll just doze off and I remember the first one I took I thought I was floating on a ravioli. I"}, {"start": 491.16, "end": 494.64, "text": " Don't know how I don't know how to explain it other than I was floating on a ravioli, bro"}, {"start": 494.64, "end": 496.8, "text": " That's literally all I know how to explain it as"}, {"start": 498.48, "end": 501.8, "text": " W itchy perk what is an itchy perk though?"}, {"start": 504.32, "end": 508.86, "text": " How come you always float in I don't know bro, I don't know I don't know I don't know"}, {"start": 508.96000000000004, "end": 513.38, "text": " But yeah, I'm live cuz I literally have nothing to do. I've been laying in bed all day in pain"}, {"start": 513.38, "end": 517.24, "text": " I just got these this morphine so it's oh I look you have to pee"}, {"start": 526.22, "end": 530.26, "text": " And my dead ass but I have to hide my screen and pee in a bottle real quick"}, {"start": 536.62, "end": 538.62, "text": " Can you give me the pee bottle"}, {"start": 543.38, "end": 550.38, "text": " I have to pee."}, {"start": 550.38, "end": 555.38, "text": " Thank you, baby."}, {"start": 555.38, "end": 561.38, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 561.38, "end": 570.38, "text": " This is like, there's no one about to do this right now, bro."}, {"start": 570.38, "end": 572.38, "text": " There's no way I'm gonna do this right now, bro"}, {"start": 573.3, "end": 578.12, "text": " Why you smelling it? No, it smells good. It smells like wait Darnell. What's what's flavor soap is that?"}, {"start": 579.9, "end": 583.5, "text": " Smells like cinnamon and I look you got to try to sit up a little bit here. Hold on"}, {"start": 585.06, "end": 587.74, "text": " Okay, chat this might hurt a lot. I'm gonna try to sit up so I can pee"}, {"start": 600.38, "end": 613.46, "text": " All right shit, I'm gonna hide the wait keep shut the door darla. I'm gonna hide the camera and pee real quick"}, {"start": 616.78, "end": 620.22, "text": " All right, yeah, I'm about to pee in his bottle. Oh my god. I don't know how many people are with it"}, {"start": 620.22, "end": 622.22, "text": " Hold on. I gotta move I gotta move this I gotta move this stuff"}, {"start": 625.82, "end": 627.82, "text": " Son"}, {"start": 630.38, "end": 640.38, "text": " Oh no. Oh no chat. Oh no. Oh no."}, {"start": 640.38, "end": 658.08, "text": " I'm gonna do this shit wait actually don't know how I'm gonna do this with the setup"}, {"start": 658.08, "end": 673.5, "text": " here fuck okay wait oh my god the setup okay hold on a minute hold on a minute"}, {"start": 673.5, "end": 676.7, "text": " I'm not going yet I'm not going yet I'm not going yet okay like I did not"}, {"start": 676.7, "end": 682.7800000000001, "text": " think I'd have to pee as soon as I go live bro oh my god like what are the"}, {"start": 682.7800000000001, "end": 687.9000000000001, "text": " odds I have to pee as soon as I spark up what got leaked chat nothing got"}, {"start": 687.9, "end": 705.8199999999999, "text": " leaked your dick I didn't even pull my dick out I didn't even pull my dick out"}, {"start": 705.8199999999999, "end": 711.42, "text": " bro I wanted to go live maybe like react to a little shit and now I'm just"}, {"start": 711.42, "end": 714.0, "text": " doing a fucking piss stream, bro."}, {"start": 714.0, "end": 716.0, "text": " Man, I'm just doing a piss stream, bro."}, {"start": 724.18, "end": 726.3, "text": " Okay, okay, hold on."}, {"start": 732.3399999999999, "end": 733.6999999999999, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 735.76, "end": 736.88, "text": " You got this."}, {"start": 736.88, "end": 739.24, "text": " Just pull out the little lay, pull them out,"}, {"start": 739.24, "end": 742.08, "text": " put them in the bottle and just take a little piss."}, {"start": 742.08, "end": 744.28, "text": " There's no need to be shy, right, Jack?"}, {"start": 744.28, "end": 745.72, "text": " There's no need to be shy."}, {"start": 745.72, "end": 747.6, "text": " El flow, I didn't even start going yet."}, {"start": 747.6, "end": 749.6, "text": " I gotta figure out how to move this setup."}, {"start": 755.6, "end": 756.64, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 756.64, "end": 757.48, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 757.48, "end": 758.32, "text": " I'm not even gonna go."}, {"start": 758.32, "end": 759.16, "text": " I'm not even gonna piss."}, {"start": 759.16, "end": 760.4, "text": " Fuck it, I'm not even gonna piss."}, {"start": 760.4, "end": 762.12, "text": " I'm literally just not gonna piss, whatever."}, {"start": 762.12, "end": 764.12, "text": " I'm about to just start doing reactions."}, {"start": 766.2, "end": 769.12, "text": " I'm about to just start doing reactions, bro."}, {"start": 769.12, "end": 771.0, "text": " even though I have to piss."}, {"start": 771.0, "end": 774.82, "text": " Go IRL you lazy fuck."}, {"start": 774.82, "end": 778.62, "text": " Yo, what do you mean go IRL?"}, {"start": 782.16, "end": 786.0, "text": " How do you want me to go IRL, okay, then just piss yourself?"}, {"start": 786.0, "end": 788.46, "text": " All right Drew, can you come here real quick?"}, {"start": 789.66, "end": 791.88, "text": " I need you to move the setup."}, {"start": 794.0, "end": 795.8, "text": " This little trace in the way."}, {"start": 795.8, "end": 797.16, "text": " Where should I move it?"}, {"start": 797.16, "end": 798.6, "text": " Like just pick it up?"}, {"start": 798.6, "end": 802.48, "text": " Just, just, I just, I got a pitch really bad."}, {"start": 802.48, "end": 803.5600000000001, "text": " So make sure you don't hit my,"}, {"start": 803.5600000000001, "end": 804.4, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 804.4, "end": 805.5, "text": " Trying not to."}, {"start": 805.5, "end": 807.0400000000001, "text": " Okay, okay, wait, wait, oh my God."}, {"start": 807.0400000000001, "end": 808.0400000000001, "text": " This is hard."}, {"start": 808.0400000000001, "end": 809.44, "text": " Okay, wait, okay, hold on."}, {"start": 809.44, "end": 810.28, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 810.28, "end": 812.08, "text": " I'd rather crack the laptop first."}, {"start": 812.08, "end": 813.24, "text": " Sure, yeah."}, {"start": 813.24, "end": 814.08, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 816.0, "end": 817.5600000000001, "text": " Wait, it's connected to some chip though."}, {"start": 817.5600000000001, "end": 819.28, "text": " Okay, okay, wait a minute."}, {"start": 819.28, "end": 822.24, "text": " All right, just put the laptop, just fuck."}, {"start": 822.24, "end": 823.8000000000001, "text": " No, shit."}, {"start": 823.8000000000001, "end": 825.24, "text": " Snacks and wheat."}, {"start": 825.24, "end": 826.08, "text": " I don't give a fuck, bro."}, {"start": 826.08, "end": 827.1600000000001, "text": " I've been shutting out, I don't give a fuck."}, {"start": 827.1600000000001, "end": 828.0, "text": " I'll admit it."}, {"start": 828.0, "end": 835.96, "text": " in here fucking shut up what'd you jump oh it's just a target okay okay I'm gonna"}, {"start": 835.96, "end": 841.28, "text": " move this I need you to make sure hide the camera you pick up the laptop and"}, {"start": 841.28, "end": 844.96, "text": " make sure the screen of black I'm about to just so can you show me the position"}, {"start": 844.96, "end": 848.76, "text": " I'm gonna actually first cuz I don't think you've seen from a leg cat this is"}, {"start": 848.76, "end": 851.76, "text": " a position I've done in for two days by the way literally laying just like"}, {"start": 851.76, "end": 858.64, "text": " this look I have not moved bro and now I just take my bottle I pull my pants down"}, {"start": 858.64, "end": 861.56, "text": " and I piss into the bottle that's literally what I do you please hide the screen"}, {"start": 861.56, "end": 864.2, "text": " try to cover the camera no no make it black because you can't be in here"}, {"start": 864.2, "end": 867.64, "text": " while my dick is out on piss in the black checking I'll see anything I just"}, {"start": 867.64, "end": 871.16, "text": " want to start the camera so it's like how did you know true turn it off like"}, {"start": 871.16, "end": 875.52, "text": " fully off yes but it's black I don't care if there's a shadow it's fully"}, {"start": 875.52, "end": 879.4399999999999, "text": " black true turn it off all right all right actually imagine about this"}, {"start": 879.44, "end": 881.44, "text": " Yes, hold on a minute, um..."}, {"start": 883.44, "end": 887.44, "text": " Chad, sorry for the quick intermission. It's just a quick little piss break."}, {"start": 887.44, "end": 889.44, "text": " Alright, it's black."}, {"start": 889.44, "end": 891.44, "text": " You need the mic?"}, {"start": 891.44, "end": 893.44, "text": " No, I don't need the lights. I'll have it."}, {"start": 895.44, "end": 896.44, "text": " Let me know when you're ready."}, {"start": 896.44, "end": 897.44, "text": " Is it actually black? Like no trouble?"}, {"start": 897.44, "end": 899.44, "text": " Open your stream!"}, {"start": 901.44, "end": 902.44, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 909.44, "end": 920.82, "text": " Pushing, laying down, light, these top 10 hardest things in the world is by the way, just put"}, {"start": 920.82, "end": 924.12, "text": " that up there, no one in the shed has done it before."}, {"start": 924.12, "end": 926.12, "text": " and I'm not gonna lie"}, {"start": 937.16, "end": 939.16, "text": " It makes it ten times harder"}, {"start": 939.8, "end": 947.68, "text": " When you're a when you're a grower and not a shower because what I'm soft my dick is so small that it barely fits in the bottle"}, {"start": 949.36, "end": 951.36, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 954.12, "end": 967.12, "text": " Okay. Okay. Okay. Come on. A little bit more. A little bit more. Nope, it's like that."}, {"start": 967.12, "end": 982.12, "text": " Okay. Good. Good. Great. Darla? Can you come here please?"}, {"start": 982.12, "end": 1008.12, "text": " All right, Drew, can you come back and send up all my penises"}, {"start": 1008.12, "end": 1010.12, "text": " the way."}, {"start": 1013.12, "end": 1016.12, "text": " So if I put it back where you want me to put it, I could do it."}, {"start": 1024.12, "end": 1025.12, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 1025.12, "end": 1026.12, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 1028.12, "end": 1029.12, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 1029.12, "end": 1030.12, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 1030.12, "end": 1031.12, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1032.12, "end": 1033.12, "text": " Okay, I think I'm good."}, {"start": 1034.12, "end": 1036.12, "text": " I think I'm good, bro."}, {"start": 1036.1200000000001, "end": 1046.1200000000001, "text": " Why are they saying you? No one is underneath. No one is underneath. Drew. Bro, tell me you're trolling. You're police."}, {"start": 1046.1200000000001, "end": 1049.1200000000001, "text": " Bro, they're not talking about that. Why are they saying you?"}, {"start": 1049.1200000000001, "end": 1052.1200000000001, "text": " They're working at Coco's shop that way."}, {"start": 1057.1200000000001, "end": 1059.1200000000001, "text": " Oh, here, Mike."}, {"start": 1061.1200000000001, "end": 1063.1200000000001, "text": " Oh my god. You all right?"}, {"start": 1066.1200000000001, "end": 1079.8000000000002, "text": " Brother, you need to shower."}, {"start": 1079.8000000000002, "end": 1084.2600000000002, "text": " Yo, dude, how do you want me to shower?"}, {"start": 1084.2600000000002, "end": 1086.5200000000002, "text": " I can't move my body."}, {"start": 1086.5200000000002, "end": 1092.1200000000001, "text": " My leg does not lift."}, {"start": 1092.1200000000001, "end": 1093.42, "text": " My how do you shit?"}, {"start": 1093.42, "end": 1094.8400000000001, "text": " I have not had to shit."}, {"start": 1094.8400000000001, "end": 1095.8400000000001, "text": " Thank God."}, {"start": 1095.84, "end": 1101.56, "text": " kidding chat Darla has literally been like it actually I actually don't know"}, {"start": 1101.56, "end": 1106.04, "text": " what I would do if I got this surgery without Darla I'm not kidding she's"}, {"start": 1106.04, "end": 1114.4399999999998, "text": " woken up at 2 a.m. 4 a.m. 3 a.m. 6 a.m. gotten me a piss bottle like sat there"}, {"start": 1114.4399999999998, "end": 1118.6399999999999, "text": " while I piss in a bottle then dumped it out into the toilet cleaned it she's"}, {"start": 1118.6399999999999, "end": 1123.24, "text": " she's like gotten me my meds every single time I needed a drink she wakes up"}, {"start": 1123.24, "end": 1128.28, "text": " gets me a drink I'm not like kidding I don't know what I would do if I did not"}, {"start": 1128.28, "end": 1131.48, "text": " have Darla and true I'm beyond it's true's been helpful to you a little bit"}, {"start": 1131.48, "end": 1137.44, "text": " here and there but you know obviously true is not really true I mean you've been"}, {"start": 1137.44, "end": 1144.88, "text": " helpful but I'm not gonna have you like like clean my piss and like that's why I"}, {"start": 1144.88, "end": 1147.8, "text": " said you've been helpful but you haven't been like cleaning my piss like Darla"}, {"start": 1147.8, "end": 1149.56, "text": " Hey, Drew, the second monitor's not working."}, {"start": 1153.56, "end": 1155.96, "text": " How much pain have you been in since the surgery?"}, {"start": 1155.96, "end": 1157.1599999999999, "text": " I don't know if anybody in the chat"}, {"start": 1157.1599999999999, "end": 1162.9199999999998, "text": " has had to go through the surgery that I went through ACL"}, {"start": 1162.9199999999998, "end": 1166.52, "text": " in both meniscus, but it's the worst pain I've ever felt in my life."}, {"start": 1167.56, "end": 1170.84, "text": " Nothing has even come close, like, ever."}, {"start": 1172.68, "end": 1177.48, "text": " It's really bad, like, it's like, really, really, it's terrible."}, {"start": 1177.48, "end": 1179.48, "text": " It's like really bad"}, {"start": 1179.9, "end": 1183.44, "text": " Yo, Coco if you squeeze that toy one more time put you on the fucking grill and I could walk"}, {"start": 1185.4, "end": 1187.4, "text": " Let me go to the column"}, {"start": 1190.6, "end": 1192.6, "text": " Okay, I can't get up"}, {"start": 1196.76, "end": 1202.04, "text": " Hold on may have some reactions here a little bit of reactions going check not a bad show and"}, {"start": 1202.52, "end": 1204.52, "text": " For all the people that are saying oh"}, {"start": 1204.52, "end": 1207.96, "text": " Oh, bro's getting fat, bro looks more fat."}, {"start": 1207.96, "end": 1210.6, "text": " Yeah, dude, I do look more fat, okay?"}, {"start": 1210.6, "end": 1214.32, "text": " Number one, I just got out of surgery, okay?"}, {"start": 1214.32, "end": 1219.08, "text": " Number two, I have been laying down for 30 hours straight,"}, {"start": 1219.08, "end": 1220.6399999999999, "text": " not able to move."}, {"start": 1220.6399999999999, "end": 1223.6, "text": " Number four, I'm on five different meds"}, {"start": 1223.6, "end": 1226.52, "text": " and one of the meds makes you gain weight"}, {"start": 1226.52, "end": 1230.0, "text": " and I'm also laying down so my face is squished"}, {"start": 1230.0, "end": 1232.08, "text": " and whoever just told me to go to the gym,"}, {"start": 1232.08, "end": 1234.6, "text": " Like genuinely just die bro."}, {"start": 1234.6, "end": 1236.1999999999998, "text": " Like whoever just thought it would be funny"}, {"start": 1236.1999999999998, "end": 1237.74, "text": " to tell me to go to the gym."}, {"start": 1240.6999999999998, "end": 1243.04, "text": " I'll be honest, I think I'm gonna set up a little thing here."}, {"start": 1243.04, "end": 1245.1599999999999, "text": " I'm gonna set up a little like, watch this chat,"}, {"start": 1245.1599999999999, "end": 1246.0, "text": " watch this tech."}, {"start": 1246.0, "end": 1247.28, "text": " I'm gonna set up a little chat right here,"}, {"start": 1247.28, "end": 1248.6799999999998, "text": " little chat bubble."}, {"start": 1248.6799999999998, "end": 1251.1599999999999, "text": " Pull this up, pull up chat."}, {"start": 1251.1599999999999, "end": 1253.96, "text": " Hold on a minute, might be cooking up something here."}, {"start": 1253.96, "end": 1256.1599999999999, "text": " Get a little reaction going, wait a minute."}, {"start": 1260.96, "end": 1261.8, "text": " Hold on now."}, {"start": 1262.08, "end": 1272.0, "text": " How do I how do I lock my chat here? How do I lock the chat?"}, {"start": 1280.32, "end": 1282.32, "text": " Wait lock"}, {"start": 1285.32, "end": 1287.32, "text": " Topmost window"}, {"start": 1287.32, "end": 1289.32, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1290.8, "end": 1292.8, "text": " Let's go"}, {"start": 1293.2, "end": 1299.1399999999999, "text": " Wait Kai speed Minecraft marathon not gonna lie. I did see this already, but let's react to it"}, {"start": 1310.52, "end": 1312.52, "text": " Wait, it's really loud"}, {"start": 1317.32, "end": 1340.84, "text": " No, no, no, listen, uh, you're gonna take the warden and I'm gonna..."}, {"start": 1340.84, "end": 1342.84, "text": " What's the warning?"}, {"start": 1352.6799999999998, "end": 1354.36, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 1354.36, "end": 1361.22, "text": " Yeah, how long does it actually take like realistically how long is it gonna take them to beat every boss like actually"}, {"start": 1362.48, "end": 1366.1599999999999, "text": " Am I tweaking or is this not gonna like is it not even possible?"}, {"start": 1366.16, "end": 1377.52, "text": " Over a month, surely they don't have to beat it all in the same run though, right?"}, {"start": 1377.52, "end": 1382.96, "text": " There's no way they have to beat it all in the same run."}, {"start": 1382.96, "end": 1386.44, "text": " There's just no way they do."}, {"start": 1386.44, "end": 1392.8000000000002, "text": " So you're telling me, guy and speed are going to beat the wither, beat the warden, beat"}, {"start": 1392.8, "end": 1398.24, "text": " the Elder Guardian and the Ender Dragon all on hardcore mode without dying."}, {"start": 1402.08, "end": 1404.28, "text": " Okay, I mean, that's just not gonna happen."}, {"start": 1404.72, "end": 1406.12, "text": " Like that's literally not gonna happen."}, {"start": 1407.08, "end": 1407.9199999999998, "text": " It's easy."}, {"start": 1407.96, "end": 1408.6399999999999, "text": " I've done it."}, {"start": 1408.68, "end": 1409.8799999999999, "text": " No, you have not."}, {"start": 1410.44, "end": 1411.3999999999999, "text": " You know, it's crazy."}, {"start": 1411.8, "end": 1415.36, "text": " I think I said this on stream before, but Drew wanted me and Marlon to do this."}, {"start": 1415.56, "end": 1418.84, "text": " Like six months ago, and I said no, because it would take too long."}, {"start": 1421.0, "end": 1422.2, "text": " Brother, this shit."}, {"start": 1422.8, "end": 1426.6, "text": " Like, I don't think it's possible."}, {"start": 1426.6, "end": 1428.6, "text": " I genuinely don't think it's possible."}, {"start": 1428.6, "end": 1429.84, "text": " It's easy if you're a gamer."}, {"start": 1429.84, "end": 1433.3999999999999, "text": " Yeah, but nobody in this chat is a gamer."}, {"start": 1433.3999999999999, "end": 1441.28, "text": " Like nobody in this chat is a gamer."}, {"start": 1441.28, "end": 1444.08, "text": " I'm sending this to you."}, {"start": 1444.08, "end": 1446.48, "text": " Ooh, okay."}, {"start": 1446.48, "end": 1447.98, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 1447.98, "end": 1451.04, "text": " It's actually kind of calm."}, {"start": 1451.04, "end": 1463.48, "text": " little drawing you gotta oh no I don't have a mouse it's fine"}, {"start": 1464.68, "end": 1470.8, "text": " I don't even wanna I don't even wanna be the first person to win a game of OG"}, {"start": 1470.8, "end": 1476.0, "text": " Fortnite I'm just not gonna watch now anyone know that is brother you're a"}, {"start": 1476.0, "end": 1481.5, "text": " a millionaire instead of a pillow get an actual wedge it helps out a lot and helps out the"}, {"start": 1481.5, "end": 1499.24, "text": " pain wait what's a wedge like a potato wedge what's a wedge should I get one of these guys"}, {"start": 1499.24, "end": 1509.24, "text": " actually help? I feel like a pillow is better, no? Mama calls Lacey after surgery?"}, {"start": 1509.24, "end": 1514.04, "text": " I don't remember this"}, {"start": 1530.36, "end": 1534.4, "text": " No, I'm not sure what I genuinely don't oh now the volume's too low"}, {"start": 1534.4, "end": 1539.6000000000001, "text": " Okay, now you got a chance so you guys said I'll owe me 10 and now the volume's too low"}, {"start": 1539.6000000000001, "end": 1544.4, "text": " Yo, how about you stop bitching and moaning complaining at every little fucking thing you dumb satchel shit?"}, {"start": 1552.0400000000002, "end": 1554.8400000000001, "text": " Oh now it's only 10 nothing's even playing"}, {"start": 1556.3600000000001, "end": 1558.3600000000001, "text": " Perkridge"}, {"start": 1558.3600000000001, "end": 1560.3600000000001, "text": " Perkrage"}, {"start": 1564.2400000000002, "end": 1569.5800000000002, "text": " Listen to this off the Perkacets. I'm not listening to this off the Perkacets, bro"}, {"start": 1579.2, "end": 1583.0400000000002, "text": " Oh my god, how old is Silky right here?"}, {"start": 1588.3600000000001, "end": 1593.8400000000001, "text": " Now you know I am the one that I'll find"}, {"start": 1593.8400000000001, "end": 1597.3200000000002, "text": " To stay with you"}, {"start": 1597.3200000000002, "end": 1600.8400000000001, "text": " Oh my god, there's been a time"}, {"start": 1600.8400000000001, "end": 1604.2800000000002, "text": " Oh my god, it's Lil Jerry, bro"}, {"start": 1604.2800000000002, "end": 1606.96, "text": " When cold's been bright"}, {"start": 1606.96, "end": 1612.2400000000002, "text": " Now you know I am the one that I'll find"}, {"start": 1612.2400000000002, "end": 1616.2, "text": " Yo, Summer, what do you keep spamming, bro? What?"}, {"start": 1616.2, "end": 1618.2, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1632.28, "end": 1637.94, "text": " Wait, why did I whoa whoa whoa wait, why did I just lose control of my computer?"}, {"start": 1646.2, "end": 1658.76, "text": " like nice alzheimer bro like you're just such a fucking piece of shit ooh"}, {"start": 1658.76, "end": 1661.3600000000001, "text": " fortnight"}, {"start": 1661.3600000000001, "end": 1668.3600000000001, "text": " What's the game called?"}, {"start": 1668.3600000000001, "end": 1670.3200000000002, "text": " Oh, it's Fortnite."}, {"start": 1670.3200000000002, "end": 1673.3200000000002, "text": " It's free."}, {"start": 1673.3200000000002, "end": 1683.3200000000002, "text": " Oh, my leg hurts."}, {"start": 1683.3200000000002, "end": 1688.0800000000002, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 1688.08, "end": 1692.6799999999998, "text": " What the fuck is Ron searching up?"}, {"start": 1692.6799999999998, "end": 1695.36, "text": " What do you mean why does your leg hurt?"}, {"start": 1695.36, "end": 1696.36, "text": " Like what?"}, {"start": 1696.36, "end": 1700.4399999999998, "text": " I just can't get over the fact that you even asked up the question why does my leg hurt?"}, {"start": 1700.4399999999998, "end": 1703.3999999999999, "text": " And what is Ron searching on Fortnite, bro?"}, {"start": 1703.3999999999999, "end": 1704.3999999999999, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 1704.3999999999999, "end": 1706.6799999999998, "text": " Like what?"}, {"start": 1706.6799999999998, "end": 1713.52, "text": " Hopefully you have a speedy recovery, can't imagine the pain you're in."}, {"start": 1713.52, "end": 1716.1599999999999, "text": " Yo, notice how Lacey Updates doesn't have a thread?"}, {"start": 1716.16, "end": 1719.88, "text": " You're just such a stupid bitch like do your job"}, {"start": 1724.5600000000002, "end": 1726.5600000000002, "text": " Why does it keep freezing"}, {"start": 1729.3600000000001, "end": 1731.3600000000001, "text": " Joe I eat a mouse"}, {"start": 1735.5600000000002, "end": 1737.16, "text": " It's fine"}, {"start": 1737.16, "end": 1740.68, "text": " But it's stupid shit keeps free. I'm gonna just hold on og4 and play some games, bro"}, {"start": 1740.68, "end": 1742.68, "text": " I'm bad as bad. I just our game initiate"}, {"start": 1742.68, "end": 1748.14, "text": " I'm about to start game initiative. I can't chat when I play OG4. I can't even I literally just play out controller"}, {"start": 1748.96, "end": 1751.52, "text": " Oh wait, but I'm just gonna get stream sniped by the chat"}, {"start": 1754.24, "end": 1756.24, "text": " What"}, {"start": 1765.4, "end": 1767.4, "text": " When have you been live"}, {"start": 1772.68, "end": 1774.68, "text": " My browser keeps just freezing."}, {"start": 1784.88, "end": 1785.88, "text": " Oh, fuck you."}, {"start": 1790.88, "end": 1792.88, "text": " I'm going to say my drugs."}, {"start": 1792.88, "end": 1794.88, "text": " I'm going to say my drugs and I'm going to fucking beat the shit out of you."}, {"start": 1799.88, "end": 1801.38, "text": " I'll beat the fucking bricks off you."}, {"start": 1803.48, "end": 1807.74, "text": " Stop posting AI pictures of me as a girl you fucking weirdos"}, {"start": 1811.46, "end": 1813.46, "text": " What is this"}, {"start": 1814.8600000000001, "end": 1823.6200000000001, "text": " Yo, so I got out of surgery two days ago, and you guys are linking me planet fitness like I'm not signing up for planet fitness, dude"}, {"start": 1826.26, "end": 1829.8600000000001, "text": " You need to shower I'm not gonna lie"}, {"start": 1832.68, "end": 1838.94, "text": " Probably smell so bad I actually probably smell so bad"}, {"start": 1844.8, "end": 1847.5800000000002, "text": " Damn I was I would have told I was I would have spoke to him"}, {"start": 1852.0800000000002, "end": 1855.98, "text": " When the Senate when the Senate brother words out of my dictionary when the Senate"}, {"start": 1862.68, "end": 1868.44, "text": " Jack if I was just going around slinging the n-word on a daily basis"}, {"start": 1868.44, "end": 1872.28, "text": " Don't you think when I was when I was on drugs and under anesthesia?"}, {"start": 1872.28, "end": 1874.8, "text": " I would have just started slinging that shit like what?"}, {"start": 1878.52, "end": 1880.52, "text": " No"}, {"start": 1883.5600000000002, "end": 1886.2, "text": " I was dead-ass crying bro. I'm such a fucking pussy"}, {"start": 1892.68, "end": 1897.68, "text": " Grown ass man crying from a little fucking cut isn't he?"}, {"start": 1897.68, "end": 1898.68, "text": " Oh bitch."}, {"start": 1898.68, "end": 1903.68, "text": " Lacey, if you're apparently so fat, just go on a walk."}, {"start": 1919.68, "end": 1921.68, "text": " Darla helping Lacey."}, {"start": 1922.68, "end": 1927.68, "text": " This is disgusting, bro. What is this?"}, {"start": 1931.68, "end": 1935.68, "text": " In the New York City, I'm a thousand miles away from you"}, {"start": 1935.68, "end": 1940.68, "text": " Tatum! Tatum with the 10 gifted!"}, {"start": 1940.68, "end": 1943.68, "text": " Tatum, thank you so much for the 10!"}, {"start": 1943.68, "end": 1947.68, "text": " W Tatum in the chat, thank you for the 10 gifted, Tatum."}, {"start": 1947.68, "end": 1950.68, "text": " I appreciate you. Thank you."}, {"start": 1950.68, "end": 1952.68, "text": " I think so pretty"}, {"start": 1953.88, "end": 1955.88, "text": " Look at my whoa"}, {"start": 1955.88, "end": 1958.16, "text": " Times Square can't shine as bright as you"}, {"start": 1959.52, "end": 1961.52, "text": " I swear it's true"}, {"start": 1962.64, "end": 1966.48, "text": " Hey there Delilah, don't you worry about the business?"}, {"start": 1972.5600000000002, "end": 1974.5600000000002, "text": " My little whoa"}, {"start": 1980.68, "end": 1990.5600000000002, "text": " You gained 10 pounds in two days."}, {"start": 1990.5600000000002, "end": 1996.4, "text": " See, it's just fucked up to even say, bro, like you see me fresh out of surgery on five"}, {"start": 1996.4, "end": 2002.0, "text": " different medications, laying down and all you can do is make fun of my weight instead"}, {"start": 2002.0, "end": 2004.68, "text": " of just like saying, oh, I hope you feel better."}, {"start": 2004.68, "end": 2006.68, "text": " You just like start making fun of me."}, {"start": 2010.68, "end": 2012.68, "text": " You gotta get one of these to shower."}, {"start": 2018.68, "end": 2027.8, "text": " The shit will slip and fall in the shower dude. I'm not show I'm not showering. I'm not showering to like a lock."}, {"start": 2027.8, "end": 2039.8, "text": " like why are you why are you doing mathematics on my eyes look at this you"}, {"start": 2039.8, "end": 2042.8, "text": " should get it for your leg"}, {"start": 2048.8, "end": 2052.64, "text": " hope your knee gets better but does your fat ass just think of food like"}, {"start": 2052.64, "end": 2054.24, "text": " like potato edges?"}, {"start": 2056.12, "end": 2058.2799999999997, "text": " They're like, what is this?"}, {"start": 2059.44, "end": 2060.64, "text": " No, I cannot do this."}, {"start": 2060.64, "end": 2062.7599999999998, "text": " I can't even synorhips it."}, {"start": 2070.2799999999997, "end": 2074.24, "text": " There are people who got open heart surgeries"}, {"start": 2074.24, "end": 2076.04, "text": " or way bigger surgeries"}, {"start": 2076.04, "end": 2078.12, "text": " and they don't bitch as much as you."}, {"start": 2078.12, "end": 2080.44, "text": " Stop trying and suck it up."}, {"start": 2080.44, "end": 2082.88, "text": " Athletes get knee surgery all the time."}, {"start": 2088.28, "end": 2089.86, "text": " When did I bitch?"}, {"start": 2092.44, "end": 2093.98, "text": " When did I bitch, bro?"}, {"start": 2095.64, "end": 2097.7000000000003, "text": " Like, no, no, no, genuine question."}, {"start": 2097.7000000000003, "end": 2099.6, "text": " When did I bitch?"}, {"start": 2099.6, "end": 2102.4, "text": " FS Slurp, thank you so much for the five gifted."}, {"start": 2102.4, "end": 2103.68, "text": " When did I, when did I bitch?"}, {"start": 2103.68, "end": 2106.2400000000002, "text": " This is just me updating my community, bro."}, {"start": 2106.2400000000002, "end": 2107.08, "text": " That's all this is,"}, {"start": 2107.08, "end": 2108.88, "text": " is me updating my community"}, {"start": 2108.88, "end": 2110.2400000000002, "text": " on when I'm gonna be live next."}, {"start": 2110.2400000000002, "end": 2115.6000000000004, "text": " me bitching luna da one let's look at your fucking profile uh-huh"}, {"start": 2123.0400000000004, "end": 2126.32, "text": " count your days"}, {"start": 2128.4, "end": 2134.1600000000003, "text": " Jesus Christ this kid is miserable holy fuck sonny button"}, {"start": 2134.48, "end": 2139.0000000000005, "text": " my god pickle Rick thank you for the five get big pickle Rick with the five"}, {"start": 2139.0, "end": 2142.92, "text": " Thank you, brother. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you"}, {"start": 2146.32, "end": 2151.2, "text": " Check your phone. I'm not gonna lie. My phone is nowhere near me brother. It's on the complete other side and I can't get up"}, {"start": 2152.08, "end": 2154.08, "text": " This is what a wedge is I"}, {"start": 2157.72, "end": 2159.72, "text": " Guess this is gonna help me"}, {"start": 2169.0, "end": 2186.44, "text": " Yo, my boy Slurk, thanks for another 5 Gifted."}, {"start": 2186.44, "end": 2198.52, "text": " Okay, so Chad, here's the main issue that I've been thinking about is I have a 6-hour"}, {"start": 2198.52, "end": 2209.16, "text": " drive home. How am I going to get home? Like, dude, I have a six hour drive home. I don't"}, {"start": 2209.16, "end": 2213.0, "text": " I don't know how I'm going to like get home comfortably."}, {"start": 2213.0, "end": 2215.0, "text": " When is your ACL surgery?"}, {"start": 2229.24, "end": 2230.24, "text": " Wow, bro."}, {"start": 2230.24, "end": 2231.7599999999998, "text": " This is actually, it's so crazy"}, {"start": 2231.7599999999998, "end": 2233.96, "text": " because this is actually going to be very soon."}, {"start": 2233.96, "end": 2236.68, "text": " Like a lot of people probably don't realize"}, {"start": 2236.68, "end": 2241.48, "text": " this is this is gonna be a real picture very very soon obviously I'm not gonna"}, {"start": 2241.48, "end": 2247.7999999999997, "text": " be wearing number 24 but me being in a Lakers uniform in the NBA is a very real"}, {"start": 2247.7999999999997, "end": 2251.64, "text": " possibility that's gonna happen very soon you could doubt me you could hate"}, {"start": 2251.64, "end": 2254.8799999999997, "text": " you can say whatever you want but as soon as I'm done with this surgery it's"}, {"start": 2254.8799999999997, "end": 2257.64, "text": " dead-ass gonna happen"}, {"start": 2260.3599999999997, "end": 2264.52, "text": " kind of looks like me to look say my body"}, {"start": 2266.68, "end": 2274.8399999999997, "text": " Bro, I need like a thread of actual things to react to, like, you're just sending me like,"}, {"start": 2274.8399999999997, "end": 2284.52, "text": " let me join a Discord call so I can play you a song on my guitar."}, {"start": 2284.52, "end": 2289.24, "text": " None of this is actual, like, meaningful shit to react to."}, {"start": 2289.24, "end": 2290.24, "text": " Hope you feel better."}, {"start": 2290.24, "end": 2291.24, "text": " This is from the Mod Squad."}, {"start": 2291.2400000000002, "end": 2298.44, "text": " You think I give a fuck if Lacey is law nigga fuck that fat white ass nigga you think I give a fuck fuck nigga fuck face"}, {"start": 2321.2400000000002, "end": 2341.78, "text": " Can you see this is actually crazy? Mexican TikToker Caesar Gastellum has died after being"}, {"start": 2341.78, "end": 2355.34, "text": " shot during a live stream? What link? Okay. I don't think it's a video, it's just you"}, {"start": 2355.34, "end": 2359.1800000000003, "text": " notice the same motor by passing by multiple times before saying those kids"}, {"start": 2359.18, "end": 2372.06, "text": " scared me. Wait, what? Rest in peace, bro. That's so sad. Rest in peace to Caesar Gastelum."}, {"start": 2372.06, "end": 2378.9199999999996, "text": " It's a sick world we live in, bro. It's a sick world. Nobody deserves to get their life"}, {"start": 2378.92, "end": 2398.84, "text": " take in. IRL basketball stream tomorrow. Like what it like what it like. I've had"}, {"start": 2398.84, "end": 2402.44, "text": " three different knee surgeries. The third and fourth day will be the worst"}, {"start": 2402.44, "end": 2409.88, "text": " pain of your life like thanks dude thanks bro thanks like way to make me feel"}, {"start": 2409.88, "end": 2413.92, "text": " shitty about tomorrow it's not even here yet I'm feeling decent enough right now"}, {"start": 2413.92, "end": 2418.12, "text": " to go live and stream and you just want to ruin my day"}, {"start": 2418.12, "end": 2423.92, "text": " stop sending me the shit bro these AI videos"}, {"start": 2423.92, "end": 2432.86, "text": " You're so fat you tear both meniscus and your ACL on it non-impact keep crying about your"}, {"start": 2432.86, "end": 2439.86, "text": " me instead of sucking it up."}, {"start": 2439.86, "end": 2456.86, "text": " This chat is the most unsupportive chat of all time."}, {"start": 2456.86, "end": 2461.9, "text": " Also chat very soon in the future I will be doing a stream where you guys send me get"}, {"start": 2461.9, "end": 2474.34, "text": " well videos so I'll be reacting to all your guys get well videos bro"}, {"start": 2474.34, "end": 2476.34, "text": " I appreciate you"}, {"start": 2489.82, "end": 2494.2200000000003, "text": " I mean even if my health is perfectly fine, I wouldn't be thinking about you joining courts now"}, {"start": 2494.2200000000003, "end": 2497.08, "text": " I got it's not like a learning topic on my head dude"}, {"start": 2497.08, "end": 2507.44, "text": " Like health aside bro put your health, you know don't do not call me a veggie"}, {"start": 2508.36, "end": 2514.56, "text": " Please do a collab with Yana when you're fully healed. Oh, I haven't even all right, so just a little update for you guys"}, {"start": 2516.34, "end": 2518.34, "text": " So now that I'm out of surgery"}, {"start": 2518.34, "end": 2523.54, "text": " I don't know when I'm gonna be able to like function and move a little bit"}, {"start": 2523.54, "end": 2527.9, "text": " But I'm planning on starting the caretaker series."}, {"start": 2527.9, "end": 2534.42, "text": " I think I'm gonna wait till end of August because like I want to wait till like maybe like August 20th"}, {"start": 2535.7799999999997, "end": 2540.1, "text": " Because I don't know I don't know when I'm gonna be out of pain when I'm gonna be not in pain"}, {"start": 2540.34, "end": 2544.9, "text": " But I'm planning on starting it either the second or third week of August"}, {"start": 2544.9, "end": 2549.1, "text": " I already went over all the people we have locked in but just like some names to give you guys"}, {"start": 2549.1, "end": 2550.3, "text": " We have Yana"}, {"start": 2550.3, "end": 2552.3, "text": " Jay shock Alyssa"}, {"start": 2552.3, "end": 2553.98, "text": " wardrobe"}, {"start": 2553.98, "end": 2555.86, "text": " braiding and"}, {"start": 2555.86, "end": 2557.78, "text": " raw dog moon"}, {"start": 2557.78, "end": 2562.7000000000003, "text": " There's a bunch of other people that I'm forgetting about but I want rage to do the last day"}, {"start": 2562.7000000000003, "end": 2567.26, "text": " I don't know who'll be down, but we'll see we have a core day. We're all of course going to be helping so"}, {"start": 2568.1400000000003, "end": 2573.1800000000003, "text": " Lotta lot of caretaker stuff coming soon, but obviously I'm gonna wait till I'm not in just"}, {"start": 2573.7400000000002, "end": 2577.54, "text": " Excruciating pain laying here before I start doing the caretaker shit"}, {"start": 2578.7400000000002, "end": 2580.7400000000002, "text": " I'll see said you called"}, {"start": 2582.3, "end": 2589.1800000000003, "text": " Are you making the course shoot?"}, {"start": 2589.1800000000003, "end": 2590.42, "text": " How would I make the course shoot?"}, {"start": 2590.42, "end": 2595.7000000000003, "text": " Do you use your brain before you type shit to me?"}, {"start": 2595.7000000000003, "end": 2598.26, "text": " Lacey saying he isn't showering."}, {"start": 2598.26, "end": 2599.82, "text": " Nice achievement buddy."}, {"start": 2599.82, "end": 2602.94, "text": " Some of us don't even have fresh water to shower anyway."}, {"start": 2602.94, "end": 2606.1000000000004, "text": " Yo, yo, yo dude."}, {"start": 2606.1000000000004, "end": 2609.82, "text": " Like if you're sitting here and you have time to watch my stream and type in a Twitter"}, {"start": 2609.82, "end": 2617.78, "text": " community on your $5,000 PC you have time to shower dude when drew going live"}, {"start": 2617.78, "end": 2625.38, "text": " with the five-gifted yo drew get off your all bro hey Lacey glad you didn't die"}, {"start": 2625.38, "end": 2630.94, "text": " hoping for a speedy recovery thank you hey Lacey once you are able to start"}, {"start": 2630.94, "end": 2636.1400000000003, "text": " walking around on your own you'll feel a lot better I tore my ACL and when I was"}, {"start": 2636.14, "end": 2637.3399999999997, "text": " is able to walk."}, {"start": 2639.94, "end": 2640.7799999999997, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2659.98, "end": 2661.8199999999997, "text": " What is this outfit?"}, {"start": 2661.82, "end": 2668.3, "text": " This is what Jay shock's wearing during during his caretaker day"}, {"start": 2672.2200000000003, "end": 2681.46, "text": " Yo Jay shock if you pull up in this bullshit. No, it's not a shit. It's not a shit, bro"}, {"start": 2685.5, "end": 2687.5, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 2687.5, "end": 2694.5, "text": " Fuck you, like whoever, what is this?"}, {"start": 2694.5, "end": 2711.46, "text": " Thanks for the headache."}, {"start": 2711.46, "end": 2715.58, "text": " How irritable do you think we can get Lacey tonight?"}, {"start": 2715.58, "end": 2717.3, "text": " Why is this your, no, like."}, {"start": 2717.3, "end": 2719.3, "text": " Why is this your guy's goal?"}, {"start": 2720.46, "end": 2726.1000000000004, "text": " Two days after surgery to irritate me. Why is that like a goal you're talking about?"}, {"start": 2732.7000000000003, "end": 2734.7000000000003, "text": " It's not what I look like"}, {"start": 2738.9, "end": 2740.9, "text": " It's not like a funny like"}, {"start": 2740.9, "end": 2747.9, "text": " I don't care. I don't care. Stop sending me how I got injured."}, {"start": 2747.9, "end": 2756.5, "text": " Hey, Lacey, when are you going to walk again? I don't like how much time I have to wait for"}, {"start": 2756.5, "end": 2757.5, "text": " IRL segments."}, {"start": 2757.5, "end": 2771.5, "text": " You know, mods, can we get like a ban on the guy spamming this TOS shit in the car, maybe?"}, {"start": 2771.5, "end": 2785.26, "text": " Hey, Lacey, just wanted to say, I hope your ACL gets better, I tore my ACL."}, {"start": 2785.26, "end": 2790.78, "text": " the best thing is for darlet it your ass"}, {"start": 2790.78, "end": 2793.44, "text": " like what are you saying to me"}, {"start": 2793.44, "end": 2797.48, "text": " fly high page and i'm not just be done reactions"}, {"start": 2797.48, "end": 2804.48, "text": " i'm not just be done doing reactions"}, {"start": 2809.76, "end": 2812.5600000000004, "text": " that would cure you"}, {"start": 2812.56, "end": 2814.4, "text": " Guys, I can't IRL."}, {"start": 2816.7999999999997, "end": 2819.4, "text": " Hey, Max got a new crib."}, {"start": 2819.4, "end": 2822.12, "text": " Hey, WPVN, bro, congrats on a new house."}, {"start": 2822.12, "end": 2823.6, "text": " Wait, is that the house?"}, {"start": 2823.6, "end": 2825.24, "text": " Little nice house on the hill"}, {"start": 2825.24, "end": 2826.68, "text": " with a pool in the backyard."}, {"start": 2826.68, "end": 2827.52, "text": " Ooh, ooh."}, {"start": 2830.24, "end": 2832.48, "text": " Shout out to Max for getting a new house, bro."}, {"start": 2832.48, "end": 2834.24, "text": " I love you wanna hop on a game chat."}, {"start": 2834.24, "end": 2836.04, "text": " Drew, do you want me a controller?"}, {"start": 2838.4, "end": 2840.16, "text": " Chat, what game should I get on?"}, {"start": 2842.56, "end": 2862.56, "text": " The fuck is wrong with you?"}, {"start": 2862.56, "end": 2874.24, "text": " No way, no way to have a little chop down his"}, {"start": 2874.24, "end": 2882.24, "text": " brother"}, {"start": 2882.2400000000002, "end": 2884.2400000000002, "text": " Chad, what was that one?"}, {"start": 2889.2400000000002, "end": 2891.2400000000002, "text": " What was that one?"}, {"start": 2891.2400000000002, "end": 2893.2400000000002, "text": " Chad, what game should I get on?"}, {"start": 2893.2400000000002, "end": 2897.2400000000002, "text": " Bro, like I want to try to play Fortnite, but I already know what's going to happen."}, {"start": 2905.2400000000002, "end": 2907.2400000000002, "text": " Change rules, log game."}, {"start": 2908.2400000000002, "end": 2911.2400000000002, "text": " Like, dead ass, is it even worth it to try to play Fortnite?"}, {"start": 2912.2400000000002, "end": 2926.8, "text": " So you guys stop typing so fast I can't read the chat from this far away, you guys are"}, {"start": 2926.8, "end": 2933.8, "text": " pissing me off"}, {"start": 2947.48, "end": 2954.48, "text": " well"}, {"start": 2956.8, "end": 2971.1600000000003, "text": " oh my god no I have to do a fucking"}, {"start": 2971.16, "end": 2994.68, "text": " I don't even have a roblox account."}, {"start": 2994.68, "end": 3000.6, "text": " I'm going to show you all OG Lacey Fortnite type vibe, bro."}, {"start": 3000.6, "end": 3002.5, "text": " That's what y'all are about to fucking see real quick."}, {"start": 3002.5, "end": 3006.8199999999997, "text": " Y'all are about to see OG Fortnite controller Lacey."}, {"start": 3006.8199999999997, "end": 3009.7799999999997, "text": " That's what y'all are, wait, why is it on this monitor?"}, {"start": 3021.5, "end": 3023.66, "text": " Stop lying, you're gonna be shit."}, {"start": 3026.38, "end": 3027.22, "text": " No, I'm not."}, {"start": 3030.6, "end": 3052.6, "text": " all kinds of f**ked up you got this sh** all kinds of f**ked up"}, {"start": 3052.6, "end": 3059.6, "text": " not the account. The monitor shit."}, {"start": 3063.16, "end": 3065.2, "text": " Plates are okay."}, {"start": 3065.2, "end": 3067.7599999999998, "text": " I don't think I even have it installed on this."}, {"start": 3067.7599999999998, "end": 3074.7599999999998, "text": " The only thing I have installed on this computer is madden."}, {"start": 3074.76, "end": 3100.76, "text": " Wait Chad, is that crazy loud for you guys or is it just me?"}, {"start": 3100.76, "end": 3115.6400000000003, "text": " How's your BBL brother? I don't have a fuck. Alright chat, I don't want anybody to judge"}, {"start": 3115.6400000000003, "end": 3120.6400000000003, "text": " my skills because I'm playing on controller and I'm not a controller player so I don't"}, {"start": 3120.64, "end": 3122.92, "text": " to see anybody fucking judging my skills."}, {"start": 3150.64, "end": 3165.96, "text": " Why is the game so fucking loud, son?"}, {"start": 3165.96, "end": 3168.92, "text": " Lakers traded Luca for Curry."}, {"start": 3168.92, "end": 3175.2999999999997, "text": " Like do you guys think that I don't have a brain?"}, {"start": 3175.3, "end": 3195.98, "text": " Why would the Lakers trade a Luke up for Curry?"}, {"start": 3195.98, "end": 3198.98, "text": " If you win this game, I'll give you 25 subs, bet."}, {"start": 3221.98, "end": 3222.98, "text": " Pussy ass bitch."}, {"start": 3223.48, "end": 3224.98, "text": " What the fuck down pussy boy?"}, {"start": 3225.98, "end": 3231.58, "text": " the fuck down bitch I run this shit mother fucker"}, {"start": 3233.18, "end": 3236.82, "text": " I run this shit"}, {"start": 3236.82, "end": 3238.82, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3253.82, "end": 3255.82, "text": " Yo"}, {"start": 3256.78, "end": 3263.6200000000003, "text": " Bro, this is a good old days back. Oh my god. I win. Oh my god. I win. Oh my god purple tack purple tack"}, {"start": 3263.62, "end": 3266.58, "text": " I can jeej! jeej brother jeej!"}, {"start": 3266.8399999999997, "end": 3270.0, "text": " jeej for the lobby brother!"}, {"start": 3281.8399999999997, "end": 3285.3399999999997, "text": " what he said I actually win!"}, {"start": 3288.42, "end": 3291.98, "text": " I have gone lu!"}, {"start": 3323.62, "end": 3345.22, "text": " I'm deadass and not even be able to play this game bro I'm not even gonna be able to play"}, {"start": 3345.22, "end": 3351.06, "text": " this fucking game bro this is fucking sad like I'm not even gonna be able to play I'm"}, {"start": 3351.06, "end": 3355.92, "text": " get a stream site by a dude who has my name like you're a fucking loser bro I'm"}, {"start": 3355.92, "end": 3359.88, "text": " on controller and I can't even play the game I don't even know how to edit and"}, {"start": 3359.88, "end": 3363.92, "text": " you're stream saving me being a fucking dweeb you little little fucking"}, {"start": 3363.92, "end": 3366.32, "text": " dork"}, {"start": 3370.84, "end": 3374.96, "text": " bunch of dorks bro"}, {"start": 3374.96, "end": 3381.96, "text": " Am I actually gonna have to get off the game?"}, {"start": 3404.96, "end": 3407.54, "text": " I'm not streaming with delay"}, {"start": 3409.0, "end": 3412.94, "text": " Like you not ever come into my chat and tell me to put a delay on when I'm playing pub"}, {"start": 3412.94, "end": 3415.44, "text": " Oh, gee Fortnight trying to have a little fun, bro"}, {"start": 3415.56, "end": 3419.76, "text": " God forbid a guy try to have a little fun after going through fucking knee reconstruction surgery"}, {"start": 3419.84, "end": 3424.8, "text": " God forbid bro God forbid chat God forbid you guys don't stream site me for one day"}, {"start": 3434.96, "end": 3443.96, "text": " Play R6?"}, {"start": 3443.96, "end": 3457.92, "text": " I'm not letting you guys stream slay me anymore."}, {"start": 3457.92, "end": 3461.2, "text": " I'm playing this game and I'm going to play it and I'm going to have fun because that's"}, {"start": 3461.2, "end": 3462.6, "text": " what I want to do right now."}, {"start": 3462.6, "end": 3466.86, "text": " That's when my heart is telling me, Lacey, play and just have fun."}, {"start": 3466.86, "end": 3467.86, "text": " Don't listen to the chat."}, {"start": 3467.86, "end": 3472.04, "text": " Don't let the chat ruin your vibes."}, {"start": 3472.04, "end": 3486.2, "text": " Just have fun."}, {"start": 3486.2, "end": 3488.2, "text": " Host a fashion show."}, {"start": 3488.2000000000003, "end": 3495.2000000000003, "text": " This is a fucking SNICK A-30 video where I'm not hosting a fashion show."}, {"start": 3518.2000000000003, "end": 3547.2000000000003, "text": " Slow juice!"}, {"start": 3547.2000000000003, "end": 3548.6400000000003, "text": " Chad is that gun good or no?"}, {"start": 3551.5200000000004, "end": 3552.5200000000004, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 3552.5200000000004, "end": 3554.1200000000003, "text": " Oh my God, jeez, you're a lobby."}, {"start": 3554.1200000000003, "end": 3556.1200000000003, "text": " Lacey with a heavy sniper?"}, {"start": 3556.1200000000003, "end": 3558.36, "text": " Jeez, brother, jeez."}, {"start": 3577.2000000000003, "end": 3584.2000000000003, "text": " It's tried to readable even good?"}, {"start": 3584.2000000000003, "end": 3596.2000000000003, "text": " Yo, Mike, sweep it?"}, {"start": 3596.2000000000003, "end": 3603.2000000000003, "text": " I don't remember there being this many drones."}, {"start": 3603.2000000000003, "end": 3612.2000000000003, "text": " Oh wait I'm stacked."}, {"start": 3612.2000000000003, "end": 3614.5200000000004, "text": " Yo if I lose this game I'll get assed."}, {"start": 3614.5200000000004, "end": 3616.5200000000004, "text": " I'll take my pants off on stream."}, {"start": 3633.2000000000003, "end": 3657.28, "text": " shit the fuck down pussy boy shit the fuck down"}, {"start": 3657.28, "end": 3669.1600000000003, "text": " It's not a bot Chad just like just cuz I shit on somebody doesn't mean it's a bot"}, {"start": 3669.16, "end": 3697.7599999999998, "text": " No, I'm not role playing in Fortnite."}, {"start": 3697.76, "end": 3699.76, "text": " I do sniper RPG"}, {"start": 3711.44, "end": 3713.44, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3719.0400000000004, "end": 3726.5200000000004, "text": " Oh my god, I don't know if I got that in me. Oh, I'm stacked"}, {"start": 3727.76, "end": 3735.34, "text": " brother I'm fucking chilling if I lose this game alright child make a bet child"}, {"start": 3735.34, "end": 3741.88, "text": " make a bet if I lose this game what do y'all want me to do I'll do anything you"}, {"start": 3741.88, "end": 3744.28, "text": " guys want"}, {"start": 3744.28, "end": 3756.28, "text": " I mean, that's just fucked up."}, {"start": 3756.28, "end": 3762.6400000000003, "text": " I met like something, like, it's got a surgery run."}, {"start": 3762.6400000000003, "end": 3770.6000000000004, "text": " I thought you guys were going to say something that like, like something fun, I can't walk."}, {"start": 3770.6, "end": 3772.6, "text": " that I can physically do."}, {"start": 3782.2, "end": 3783.48, "text": " So you guys know around this time"}, {"start": 3783.48, "end": 3784.92, "text": " is when I qualm for woke up."}, {"start": 3800.6, "end": 3803.8399999999997, "text": " 24 hour if I lose this game?"}, {"start": 3803.8399999999997, "end": 3808.8399999999997, "text": " Okay, and what do I get if I win this game?"}, {"start": 3808.8399999999997, "end": 3814.8399999999997, "text": " Nothing?"}, {"start": 3830.6, "end": 3844.0, "text": " I'm gonna end my stream. I'm dead, I said I'm gonna end my stream. I'm gonna end my"}, {"start": 3844.0, "end": 3856.16, "text": " stream, bro. That just killed my whole vibe, dude. That just killed my whole vibe, bro."}, {"start": 3856.16, "end": 3858.16, "text": " Oh my, I actually might end my shit."}, {"start": 3860.16, "end": 3863.16, "text": " Bro, that just killed my whole vibe!"}, {"start": 3866.16, "end": 3868.16, "text": " I was so stacked!"}, {"start": 3874.16, "end": 3876.16, "text": " Yeah, that does not count by the way."}, {"start": 3877.16, "end": 3879.16, "text": " That does not count as a death."}, {"start": 3879.16, "end": 3883.16, "text": " Oh my god, that actually just pissed me off, bro."}, {"start": 3883.16, "end": 3888.16, "text": " That dead ass just pissed me right off, bro."}, {"start": 3888.16, "end": 3891.16, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 3891.16, "end": 3894.16, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 3894.16, "end": 3896.16, "text": " Fuck this shit!"}, {"start": 3896.16, "end": 3899.16, "text": " Shitty ass fucking game with all the bums!"}, {"start": 3913.16, "end": 3922.2, "text": " How do I even die there?"}, {"start": 3922.2, "end": 3924.48, "text": " Died to fall damage by the way."}, {"start": 3924.48, "end": 3928.48, "text": " Yeah, that's not even my fault."}, {"start": 3928.48, "end": 3934.72, "text": " It's literally not even my fault."}, {"start": 3934.72, "end": 3938.2, "text": " Yes it is."}, {"start": 3938.2, "end": 3939.2, "text": " How's that my fault chat?"}, {"start": 3939.2, "end": 3941.7599999999998, "text": " Have you guys never heard of a fucking bug in a video game?"}, {"start": 3941.76, "end": 3943.76, "text": " I literally just, it was a bug."}, {"start": 3947.76, "end": 3949.76, "text": " Oh wait, I gotta run it back."}, {"start": 3957.76, "end": 3960.76, "text": " I'm not doing a Fortnite fashion show, bro."}, {"start": 3961.76, "end": 3963.76, "text": " Stop telling me to even do that."}, {"start": 3963.76, "end": 3975.0, "text": " I'm gonna wipe this fucking lobby is what I'm gonna do I'm done playing like a bitch"}, {"start": 3975.0, "end": 3979.36, "text": " I'm keying everybody and I'm shitting on everyone. I don't give a fuck. I'm shitting on everybody"}, {"start": 3993.76, "end": 4016.28, "text": " I'm locked the fuck in I'm locked the fuck in now yep"}, {"start": 4046.28, "end": 4048.28, "text": " Come on"}, {"start": 4073.1600000000003, "end": 4075.6600000000003, "text": " Yeah motherfucker what what"}, {"start": 4076.28, "end": 4104.280000000001, "text": " Yeah, he's our boss, just called being smarter than my opponent."}, {"start": 4134.28, "end": 4138.0199999999995, "text": " Oh my god, bro"}, {"start": 4144.12, "end": 4146.12, "text": " How does that make me ass"}, {"start": 4149.5199999999995, "end": 4157.139999999999, "text": " It's not even a bad play it's literally not even one step equals one perk. Yo, I'm popping another perk bro"}, {"start": 4157.44, "end": 4159.32, "text": " I'm hungry"}, {"start": 4159.32, "end": 4163.599999999999, "text": " I'm dead ass hungry. I'm done playing bro. I'm not doing a 24 hour stream"}, {"start": 4164.28, "end": 4173.08, "text": " Darla? Do we have any food? Is there anything here?"}, {"start": 4176.92, "end": 4184.759999999999, "text": " Is my salad still here? I can't, what do you mean just get up and grab it? How do"}, {"start": 4184.759999999999, "end": 4191.0, "text": " I can't get up and grab it Drew? What do you mean get up and grab it? I'm not"}, {"start": 4191.0, "end": 4199.96, "text": " being lazy I can't physically get up yeah cuz true put it over there that's my"}, {"start": 4199.96, "end": 4202.8, "text": " salad thank you"}, {"start": 4221.0, "end": 4223.0, "text": " How is this AI slot?"}, {"start": 4231.24, "end": 4233.24, "text": " Bob for bin"}, {"start": 4233.72, "end": 4236.68, "text": " Bob for bin. I'm not gonna try to be healthy now with age, bro"}, {"start": 4251.0, "end": 4258.0, "text": " Why are y'all saying, of course?"}, {"start": 4258.0, "end": 4265.44, "text": " Chad, what's more disgusting, me pissing in a bottle or the fact that I haven't showered"}, {"start": 4265.4400000000005, "end": 4289.26, "text": " in three days. How come every bite of the salad you look for chicken? Oh, I don't know maybe"}, {"start": 4289.26, "end": 4293.22, "text": " because it's a chicken salad and I didn't get a fucking bowl of lettuce. I got chicken"}, {"start": 4293.22, "end": 4297.38, "text": " salad? Like what kind of question is that?"}, {"start": 4301.780000000001, "end": 4305.3, "text": " Wait, I gotta move my light on."}, {"start": 4307.38, "end": 4310.18, "text": " Is that?"}, {"start": 4353.22, "end": 4373.14, "text": " I'm not even showing screen, bro."}, {"start": 4373.14, "end": 4378.780000000001, "text": " Like, I'm hiding screen, hiding volume, and I'm still getting screen psyched."}, {"start": 4378.780000000001, "end": 4379.780000000001, "text": " You guys are miserable."}, {"start": 4379.780000000001, "end": 4380.780000000001, "text": " Like, I just want to..."}, {"start": 4380.78, "end": 4388.54, "text": " not just play a video game, but can I not just relax and play a video game?"}, {"start": 4388.54, "end": 4399.0599999999995, "text": " So lame, you guys are so lame."}, {"start": 4399.0599999999995, "end": 4405.9, "text": " Like why can I not just relax, kick back, and play a video game and just have fun?"}, {"start": 4405.900000000001, "end": 4420.900000000001, "text": " actually cringe. And the fact that I'm just better than all of y'all, bro. Bro, I need"}, {"start": 4420.900000000001, "end": 4422.900000000001, "text": " I'll eat another bite of this salad dude."}, {"start": 4450.900000000001, "end": 4465.06, "text": " What happened to my salad?"}, {"start": 4465.06, "end": 4467.18, "text": " No wonder you gained weight."}, {"start": 4467.18, "end": 4469.18, "text": " Oh, I don't know."}, {"start": 4469.18, "end": 4472.22, "text": " Maybe I gained weight because I just got surgery done."}, {"start": 4472.22, "end": 4476.34, "text": " Maybe I gained weight because I just got life-altering surgery."}, {"start": 4476.34, "end": 4480.18, "text": " And the first thing that you guys talk about is how I, is my weight."}, {"start": 4480.18, "end": 4487.38, "text": " I'm a little bloated bro my bad. I've been off pain meds and laying in bed for three days like my bad dude"}, {"start": 4487.38, "end": 4489.38, "text": " God forbid right?"}, {"start": 4496.66, "end": 4499.820000000001, "text": " Getting surgery is not an excuse to not work out"}, {"start": 4510.18, "end": 4527.820000000001, "text": " Don't listen to this chat, Lacey."}, {"start": 4527.820000000001, "end": 4528.820000000001, "text": " They're haters?"}, {"start": 4528.82, "end": 4530.82, "text": " hell right now"}, {"start": 4558.82, "end": 4564.9, "text": " So check if you guys got knee surgery you guys would go to the gym the next day"}, {"start": 4566.219999999999, "end": 4568.7, "text": " Like water like you guys just lie"}, {"start": 4589.46, "end": 4596.82, "text": " Like you guys act like I got some like a little bitch like like a little like finger surgery or some shit. No, dude"}, {"start": 4604.099999999999, "end": 4606.099999999999, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 4618.82, "end": 4620.82, "text": " That got a crazy"}, {"start": 4629.78, "end": 4631.78, "text": " How about you eat the fucking hottest way"}, {"start": 4633.62, "end": 4638.179999999999, "text": " How about you eat the hottest way yeah, it's a fucking because you have the idea to get asked"}, {"start": 4646.42, "end": 4648.42, "text": " Involved my content"}, {"start": 4648.82, "end": 4658.82, "text": " I'm just sitting here playing OG4 and enjoying a life right now, so I'm trying to pick boys."}, {"start": 4658.82, "end": 4660.82, "text": " Chad, should I get anything from Buffalo Wildways?"}, {"start": 4660.82, "end": 4661.82, "text": " What do they have?"}, {"start": 4661.82, "end": 4662.82, "text": " Do they have anything good?"}, {"start": 4662.82, "end": 4672.82, "text": " I'm going to watch a rally six when you heard."}, {"start": 4672.82, "end": 4691.98, "text": " Let me do, let me do, uh, let me do lots of other sticks."}, {"start": 4691.98, "end": 4696.54, "text": " Chad, is there any other games I could play besides Fortnite?"}, {"start": 4696.54, "end": 4697.54, "text": " On controller?"}, {"start": 4697.54, "end": 4700.54, "text": " I can't play keyboard and mouse and that's like when I play on all games."}, {"start": 4706.54, "end": 4708.54, "text": " What am I going to play on Super?"}, {"start": 4714.54, "end": 4716.54, "text": " Max win!"}, {"start": 4716.54, "end": 4730.54, "text": " I don't want to keep eating boots, I'm gonna have to shit and I don't know what to do when"}, {"start": 4730.54, "end": 4731.54, "text": " I have to shit."}, {"start": 4731.54, "end": 4732.54, "text": " I'm gonna have to sort of ask."}, {"start": 4732.54, "end": 4736.54, "text": " Oh my, wait actually this might be my win."}, {"start": 4736.54, "end": 4742.54, "text": " This might be my fucking fortnight win."}, {"start": 4742.54, "end": 4752.32, "text": " Why am I actually feeling this game hold on I gotta focus"}, {"start": 4752.32, "end": 4759.32, "text": " Slurred juice over minis, right, Schaffer?"}, {"start": 4759.32, "end": 4761.32, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 4776.32, "end": 4778.32, "text": " Only 30 alive?"}, {"start": 4778.32, "end": 4781.32, "text": " Wait, I think I win this."}, {"start": 4782.32, "end": 4801.5599999999995, "text": " 30 alive middle zone?"}, {"start": 4801.5599999999995, "end": 4803.799999999999, "text": " How is this Lamyki if I win?"}, {"start": 4803.8, "end": 4811.320000000001, "text": " I'm gonna be the first ever person to win a game of OG Fortnite wall"}, {"start": 4841.32, "end": 4849.759999999999, "text": " You're 23 by the way?"}, {"start": 4849.759999999999, "end": 4854.08, "text": " Yeah bro, apparently once you hit 23 you're not allowed to have fun anymore."}, {"start": 4854.08, "end": 4866.08, "text": " Yo I'm fucking, I'm not gonna go to the tilted hill."}, {"start": 4866.08, "end": 4890.08, "text": " Is that a picture of me as a kid?"}, {"start": 4890.08, "end": 4912.38, "text": " Wait, how do I put a trap down?"}, {"start": 4912.38, "end": 4914.28, "text": " How do I put a trap down?"}, {"start": 4914.28, "end": 4917.2, "text": " You make me mad whenever you start having fun?"}, {"start": 4917.2, "end": 4921.12, "text": " I mean dude you just got to get like your life together, bro"}, {"start": 4932.72, "end": 4938.24, "text": " Where my builds go why can I not build anymore?"}, {"start": 4947.2, "end": 4954.2, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 4954.2, "end": 4961.2, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 4961.2, "end": 4974.2, "text": " I'm flowing off the perky."}, {"start": 4974.2, "end": 4976.2, "text": " The perk, you gotta be leaning!"}, {"start": 5004.2, "end": 5015.88, "text": " Brother life is good off of perk 30 playing og for tonight got a heavy sniper and a purple"}, {"start": 5015.88, "end": 5042.92, "text": " star in the loadout? Can't complain. Gotta get positioned to win the game chat. Go read"}, {"start": 5042.92, "end": 5048.84, "text": " a newspaper little bro I just farted I think my dear shit myself I don't think"}, {"start": 5048.84, "end": 5052.92, "text": " I was a fart I get I think I was a shit"}, {"start": 5059.8, "end": 5065.2, "text": " it's been days since I busted a nut"}, {"start": 5072.92, "end": 5084.36, "text": " How do I camping?"}, {"start": 5084.36, "end": 5099.88, "text": " Oh camper, I don't know if I'm trying to win the game."}, {"start": 5099.88, "end": 5108.88, "text": " zone up here. It's actually not even a bad shot to just sit up here. It's actually not"}, {"start": 5108.88, "end": 5110.88, "text": " They're gonna match out!"}, {"start": 5110.88, "end": 5112.88, "text": " Pulled zone?"}, {"start": 5113.88, "end": 5115.88, "text": " Three, two, one, dead."}, {"start": 5118.88, "end": 5120.88, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 5138.88, "end": 5145.88, "text": " Like, I feel like I gotta wait for zone!"}, {"start": 5169.88, "end": 5175.6, "text": " Play reload I can't play reload my skill level is not up to up to oh"}, {"start": 5177.36, "end": 5179.92, "text": " My skill level is not up to par with me love players"}, {"start": 5182.84, "end": 5184.84, "text": " Jab I hit a trickshot watch this"}, {"start": 5189.16, "end": 5191.16, "text": " Ready ready"}, {"start": 5198.88, "end": 5226.04, "text": " stop saying son silky calling I don't know my phone hold on"}, {"start": 5226.04, "end": 5233.26, "text": " I'm good enough to fight on controller"}, {"start": 5256.04, "end": 5262.6, "text": " Oh God y'all cannot tell me you saw that guy there. Oh"}, {"start": 5263.5199999999995, "end": 5265.5199999999995, "text": " God y'all did not see him"}, {"start": 5275.84, "end": 5277.84, "text": " Hello back up bucket"}, {"start": 5286.04, "end": 5313.0, "text": " I'm done playing this game."}, {"start": 5313.0, "end": 5315.56, "text": " I'm done playing this game. I'm deadass done playing this game bro."}, {"start": 5318.16, "end": 5320.56, "text": " I'm so fucking flash bro."}, {"start": 5320.56, "end": 5323.56, "text": " I'm so- I'm such a fucking crumb bro."}, {"start": 5324.4, "end": 5326.4, "text": " Like how does it even happen?"}, {"start": 5332.92, "end": 5333.56, "text": " Hey whoa."}, {"start": 5334.56, "end": 5335.16, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 5335.16, "end": 5336.04, "text": " What's up, whoa?"}, {"start": 5336.84, "end": 5340.96, "text": " Yo, look, listen, okay, you're calling my big screen so do not hang up at all, okay?"}, {"start": 5340.96, "end": 5342.16, "text": " I got you trapped."}, {"start": 5342.16, "end": 5342.66, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5342.66, "end": 5344.66, "text": " What I got your trap do not hang up"}, {"start": 5346.98, "end": 5348.98, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 5362.86, "end": 5367.0199999999995, "text": " What you've been doing I can't I can't I can't even get up, bro"}, {"start": 5369.9, "end": 5371.9, "text": " No, I can't get up"}, {"start": 5372.66, "end": 5379.58, "text": " I'm supposed to go back to the doctors tomorrow, but I can't move so I just been popping these perks"}, {"start": 5392.66, "end": 5394.66, "text": " I'm popping two every four hours"}, {"start": 5395.0199999999995, "end": 5401.139999999999, "text": " To two to two perks every every four hours, and then one morphine every 12 hours"}, {"start": 5402.66, "end": 5407.66, "text": " No, the morphine helps the perks."}, {"start": 5407.66, "end": 5412.66, "text": " You leak your address on the bottle?"}, {"start": 5412.66, "end": 5417.66, "text": " No, I just leak the CBS address."}, {"start": 5417.66, "end": 5422.66, "text": " Okay, so look, right?"}, {"start": 5422.66, "end": 5427.66, "text": " I'm not going to show you."}, {"start": 5427.66, "end": 5453.94, "text": " Yeah, what do you think you did that fuck you're balding bro"}, {"start": 5453.9400000000005, "end": 5460.9400000000005, "text": " You have a whole balding line going all throughout your hair, Woo?"}, {"start": 5460.9400000000005, "end": 5461.9400000000005, "text": " What, we bro?"}, {"start": 5461.9400000000005, "end": 5462.9400000000005, "text": " No, I don't."}, {"start": 5462.9400000000005, "end": 5463.9400000000005, "text": " Yes, you do."}, {"start": 5463.9400000000005, "end": 5469.9400000000005, "text": " Bro, my shit is valid, bro."}, {"start": 5469.9400000000005, "end": 5470.9400000000005, "text": " Ewww!"}, {"start": 5470.9400000000005, "end": 5474.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, God, yo, that's bad."}, {"start": 5474.9400000000005, "end": 5477.9400000000005, "text": " I fuck myself up bad?"}, {"start": 5477.9400000000005, "end": 5482.9400000000005, "text": " Still gotta fuck myself up bad."}, {"start": 5482.9400000000005, "end": 5484.9400000000005, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5486.14, "end": 5491.900000000001, "text": " No, oh you're cooked. Oh, you actually cooked your shit you cooked your shit"}, {"start": 5495.18, "end": 5498.3, "text": " You have a whole balding line all the way going throughout your hair"}, {"start": 5502.38, "end": 5504.38, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 5506.38, "end": 5508.38, "text": " No, it's not"}, {"start": 5508.38, "end": 5513.62, "text": " Exactly because it's balding. There's no hair there to trim"}, {"start": 5526.22, "end": 5528.22, "text": " Crazy I'm not fucking be true"}, {"start": 5528.54, "end": 5533.58, "text": " Well, wait till I wait till I'm back wait till I'm back and wait till I'm moving again. I'm beating the shit out of motherfuckers"}, {"start": 5533.58, "end": 5540.14, "text": " Wait so I'm back and moving, I'm beating the bricks off people."}, {"start": 5540.14, "end": 5546.62, "text": " I don't have any more games than I want to play, bro, I'm about to lie."}, {"start": 5546.62, "end": 5548.9, "text": " There's literally no more games that even sound fun right now."}, {"start": 5548.9, "end": 5563.42, "text": " Are there any games you guys can think of?"}, {"start": 5563.42, "end": 5570.42, "text": " I don't have a Roblox account."}, {"start": 5570.42, "end": 5575.42, "text": " Dude, I keep dying to fall damage."}, {"start": 5575.42, "end": 5577.42, "text": " I swear to God, I literally did the two games."}, {"start": 5577.42, "end": 5579.42, "text": " Chat Factor, no, I died to a bug."}, {"start": 5579.42, "end": 5581.42, "text": " Both games I died."}, {"start": 5581.42, "end": 5583.42, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 5583.42, "end": 5588.42, "text": " Full on bug."}, {"start": 5588.42, "end": 5589.42, "text": " It wasn't a bug."}, {"start": 5589.42, "end": 5592.42, "text": " Yes, it was."}, {"start": 5592.42, "end": 5595.9800000000005, "text": " Rocket League? Oh, I've lived Rocket League in a while."}, {"start": 5595.9800000000005, "end": 5599.4800000000005, "text": " Well, here's all the games I have on my PC."}, {"start": 5599.4800000000005, "end": 5603.32, "text": " I have Madden."}, {"start": 5603.32, "end": 5607.52, "text": " Uh, are you smarter than a fifth grader?"}, {"start": 5607.52, "end": 5611.56, "text": " Um, egging on?"}, {"start": 5611.56, "end": 5618.96, "text": " I really have shit, bro."}, {"start": 5618.96, "end": 5620.96, "text": " I really have shit"}, {"start": 5623.68, "end": 5625.68, "text": " What's operation"}, {"start": 5635.12, "end": 5640.84, "text": " Like surgery like a surgery simulator is that a thing"}, {"start": 5648.96, "end": 5650.96, "text": " Surgeon Simulator."}, {"start": 5678.96, "end": 5697.84, "text": " Wait, this game is a classic?"}, {"start": 5697.84, "end": 5700.76, "text": " I'm concerned because you haven't pooped?"}, {"start": 5700.76, "end": 5704.36, "text": " You don't have to be concerned about me not pooping."}, {"start": 5704.36, "end": 5709.96, "text": " Guys if I like I don't need you guys to be concerned about my body pooping"}, {"start": 5719.04, "end": 5723.679999999999, "text": " Rocky lead you know how long it spends as I fucking play rocket lead you know how ass I'm about to be at this game probably"}, {"start": 5726.28, "end": 5733.48, "text": " Wait what time is it oh my god, it's 11 bro. Yeah, my sleep schedules all fucked up because"}, {"start": 5734.36, "end": 5739.719999999999, "text": " I did all last night like not even not even like a little bit"}, {"start": 5741.719999999999, "end": 5743.719999999999, "text": " I've been up since 330"}, {"start": 5751.92, "end": 5755.62, "text": " Damn, I look it for God I used to be a pro in rocket league, bro"}, {"start": 5755.62, "end": 5766.18, "text": " like sometimes I mean I'd be prevented how good I really used to be at rockin' and chat"}, {"start": 5766.18, "end": 5773.62, "text": " it's been a minute since I played though so let's see if I still got it"}, {"start": 5773.62, "end": 5777.62, "text": " But I- yeah, I remember I used to be doing like air rolls and air dribbles and shit."}, {"start": 5803.62, "end": 5805.62, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5807.46, "end": 5810.84, "text": " I'm not even oh no way"}, {"start": 5833.62, "end": 5851.32, "text": " What a save like I guess this guy's not fucking smurfing postage of any bad skis this gives"}, {"start": 5851.32, "end": 5857.04, "text": " me rage no no I can't do this man I'm playing it's smurfs bro"}, {"start": 5857.04, "end": 5879.38, "text": " Yeah, yeah, bro"}, {"start": 5887.04, "end": 5907.06, "text": " Oh fuck no, oh fuck no this guy's doing fucking air dribbles up the wall in shape"}, {"start": 5907.06, "end": 5923.06, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 5923.06, "end": 5931.06, "text": " Wow, I'm so good. I still got it. I'm still up there with the best players in the league, bro."}, {"start": 5931.06, "end": 5933.06, "text": " I can still hang with Squishy and them"}, {"start": 5955.280000000001, "end": 5957.280000000001, "text": " Is there any game I'm actually"}, {"start": 5961.06, "end": 5972.06, "text": " Like, I'm just really thinking about it."}, {"start": 5972.06, "end": 5973.06, "text": " Not even a game."}, {"start": 5973.06, "end": 5978.06, "text": " Is there anything I'm just actually good at?"}, {"start": 5978.06, "end": 6005.06, "text": " This guy's very obvious, isn't he?"}, {"start": 6005.06, "end": 6007.820000000001, "text": " It's winnable!"}, {"start": 6007.82, "end": 6008.82, "text": " It's winnable!"}, {"start": 6008.82, "end": 6023.82, "text": " Alright, I'm done trolling, I'm not such a..."}, {"start": 6023.82, "end": 6042.94, "text": " oh my god bro like oh god if my leg wasn't in so much pain i would have shit on that"}, {"start": 6042.94, "end": 6049.38, "text": " guy and my leg was not in so much pain i would have shit on that guy bro"}, {"start": 6049.38, "end": 6051.38, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6061.38, "end": 6063.38, "text": " You don't even use your leg to play."}, {"start": 6063.38, "end": 6065.38, "text": " You use your hands?"}, {"start": 6065.38, "end": 6069.38, "text": " Yo dude, how do I tell you that has nothing to do with it?"}, {"start": 6069.38, "end": 6071.38, "text": " If your leg is in this much pain,"}, {"start": 6071.38, "end": 6075.38, "text": " your brain can't think and function properly on other topics and shit."}, {"start": 6079.38, "end": 6095.92, "text": " You guys do realize that, right?"}, {"start": 6095.92, "end": 6101.42, "text": " What is by ya?"}, {"start": 6101.42, "end": 6103.74, "text": " What is by ya?"}, {"start": 6103.74, "end": 6110.76, "text": " Wait chat when does football season start why is you know, I'm not gonna lie"}, {"start": 6111.38, "end": 6114.0199999999995, "text": " My dick was like really close to being out just now"}, {"start": 6114.02, "end": 6134.700000000001, "text": " Oh, no, bro, no, those perks are kicking in."}, {"start": 6134.700000000001, "end": 6135.700000000001, "text": " No, they're not."}, {"start": 6135.700000000001, "end": 6136.700000000001, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 6136.700000000001, "end": 6137.700000000001, "text": " Wait, when was the last time?"}, {"start": 6137.700000000001, "end": 6138.700000000001, "text": " I need to figure out."}, {"start": 6138.700000000001, "end": 6139.700000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6139.700000000001, "end": 6142.84, "text": " Last time I took perks was 730."}, {"start": 6142.84, "end": 6147.92, "text": " So that means in 30 minutes, I could take another two."}, {"start": 6147.92, "end": 6150.12, "text": " I could take another two perks in 30 minutes."}, {"start": 6157.400000000001, "end": 6159.92, "text": " Why are you so excited to take them?"}, {"start": 6159.92, "end": 6164.24, "text": " I don't know, maybe because it makes my pain go away."}, {"start": 6164.24, "end": 6168.84, "text": " Every time a perk hits my system,"}, {"start": 6168.84, "end": 6171.88, "text": " I just feel the pain slowly fade away."}, {"start": 6171.88, "end": 6174.0, "text": " Why am I so itchy everywhere?"}, {"start": 6174.0, "end": 6176.68, "text": " Oh my God, I might actually have some type of disease"}, {"start": 6176.68, "end": 6178.4800000000005, "text": " for like not showering and,"}, {"start": 6179.92, "end": 6181.4400000000005, "text": " guys I'm not gonna get addicted to perks."}, {"start": 6181.4400000000005, "end": 6183.56, "text": " Okay, if you're gonna get addicted to perks,"}, {"start": 6183.56, "end": 6185.2, "text": " I feel like you know, right?"}, {"start": 6194.12, "end": 6196.4400000000005, "text": " Like, no, no, no, you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 6196.4400000000005, "end": 6199.4400000000005, "text": " Like, I feel like once you're taking perks,"}, {"start": 6199.4400000000005, "end": 6202.64, "text": " Like you can feel, you can feel,"}, {"start": 6202.64, "end": 6204.000000000001, "text": " what's the word I'm trying to say?"}, {"start": 6204.000000000001, "end": 6205.8, "text": " Once you're taking perks,"}, {"start": 6206.660000000001, "end": 6209.56, "text": " like I'd be able to feel like, oh, this feels good."}, {"start": 6209.56, "end": 6212.56, "text": " When I take the perks, I don't feel, it doesn't feel good."}, {"start": 6212.56, "end": 6214.76, "text": " It just makes my pain and my knee go away."}, {"start": 6220.320000000001, "end": 6222.000000000001, "text": " This is good reacts."}, {"start": 6222.0, "end": 6241.28, "text": " So like you guys could send me like actual things to react to but instead you're just"}, {"start": 6241.28, "end": 6257.82, "text": " sending you how to end stream videos."}, {"start": 6257.82, "end": 6262.58, "text": " You're already addicted dude I think I would know if I was addicted to a drug or not."}, {"start": 6262.58, "end": 6268.219999999999, "text": " I promise you guys don't like I'm not gonna get addicted to to a drug."}, {"start": 6268.22, "end": 6282.46, "text": " I'm not going to be addicted, but I am super itchy for some reason."}, {"start": 6282.46, "end": 6287.900000000001, "text": " You don't deserve a break, you're overworking."}, {"start": 6287.900000000001, "end": 6288.900000000001, "text": " W reactions."}, {"start": 6288.900000000001, "end": 6314.88, "text": " That's 4 million views? Absolute punishment of a refresh pool. This was genuinely such"}, {"start": 6314.88, "end": 6334.36, "text": " a hard watch. Try not to laugh, try to laugh. Yo, what the fuck? Is there anything to react"}, {"start": 6334.36, "end": 6340.68, "text": " to? Welcome to my 100th player fashion undercover in a Nikkei 30 fashion show, bro. Can y'all"}, {"start": 6340.68, "end": 6343.12, "text": " I'll send me an actual YouTube video."}, {"start": 6356.4800000000005, "end": 6357.64, "text": " Click this."}, {"start": 6360.72, "end": 6363.88, "text": " Bro, I want an actual YouTube video to react to."}, {"start": 6365.200000000001, "end": 6366.04, "text": " All right guys."}, {"start": 6366.04, "end": 6368.240000000001, "text": " Like what, stop sending me a 29-view year old,"}, {"start": 6368.24, "end": 6372.4, "text": " It's important that y'all actually got a list of stuff."}, {"start": 6386.78, "end": 6387.78, "text": " Watch Fern."}, {"start": 6398.24, "end": 6405.98, "text": " 44 minute video?"}, {"start": 6405.98, "end": 6415.679999999999, "text": " I don't know if I got that in me."}, {"start": 6415.68, "end": 6435.8, "text": " Why are so many messages getting deleted because these mods suck?"}, {"start": 6435.8, "end": 6436.8, "text": " React to this?"}, {"start": 6436.8, "end": 6437.8, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 6437.8, "end": 6450.320000000001, "text": " I can't flash, got flames, they're not black, I ain't got no room, it's one time, got bad"}, {"start": 6450.320000000001, "end": 6456.1, "text": " Twitter man, touch a romantic ad, Deep black and dead, don't look like a memory"}, {"start": 6456.1, "end": 6460.2, "text": " Go round, round, round, round, something to a break down"}, {"start": 6460.2, "end": 6464.04, "text": " Last but never know, you know you're hurting on the radio"}, {"start": 6464.04, "end": 6466.04, "text": " Don't try all these times you can go"}, {"start": 6466.04, "end": 6468.04, "text": " Watch me go go"}, {"start": 6468.04, "end": 6470.04, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 6470.04, "end": 6472.04, "text": " You need this"}, {"start": 6472.04, "end": 6474.04, "text": " Hey this guy and I'm gonna show you"}, {"start": 6474.04, "end": 6476.04, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 6476.04, "end": 6478.04, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 6480.04, "end": 6482.04, "text": " Did you get to beat Buffalo Logwings?"}, {"start": 6482.04, "end": 6484.04, "text": " What'd you get?"}, {"start": 6484.04, "end": 6486.04, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 6486.04, "end": 6498.92, "text": " Oh, guys, can you guys be normal and actually send me stuff to watch?"}, {"start": 6498.92, "end": 6501.6, "text": " Why am I itching so much?"}, {"start": 6501.6, "end": 6508.2, "text": " Is it normal for oxycodone to make you itching?"}, {"start": 6508.2, "end": 6510.04, "text": " It's the first thing that comes up."}, {"start": 6510.04, "end": 6511.5199999999995, "text": " Yes, oxycodone can make you itching."}, {"start": 6511.5199999999995, "end": 6515.48, "text": " Itching is a very common side effect of opioid medications."}, {"start": 6515.4800000000005, "end": 6520.22, "text": " This happens because the drug triggers nerve pathways in your body and can cause your cells"}, {"start": 6520.22, "end": 6522.9800000000005, "text": " to release histamine."}, {"start": 6522.9800000000005, "end": 6539.780000000001, "text": " Is that why I'm so itchy?"}, {"start": 6539.78, "end": 6541.78, "text": " I'm so itchy everywhere."}, {"start": 6551.78, "end": 6554.78, "text": " You know what the most important part of any live stream is?"}, {"start": 6554.78, "end": 6555.78, "text": " The chat."}, {"start": 6556.78, "end": 6559.78, "text": " Every night thousands of viewers pour into their favorite streamers chat."}, {"start": 6559.78, "end": 6560.78, "text": " Chat!"}, {"start": 6560.78, "end": 6563.78, "text": " Together they decide what games get played, what videos get watched."}, {"start": 6563.78, "end": 6565.78, "text": " Only streamer that cares. He's talking about me, right?"}, {"start": 6565.78, "end": 6568.78, "text": " And the streamers should keep them entertained and get paid."}, {"start": 6569.78, "end": 6572.679999999999, "text": " It sounds pretty easy, right?"}, {"start": 6572.679999999999, "end": 6574.679999999999, "text": " Just give the chat what it wants."}, {"start": 6574.679999999999, "end": 6577.0599999999995, "text": " The problem is, chat never wants just one thing."}, {"start": 6577.0599999999995, "end": 6580.3, "text": " There's thousands of people all asking for something different, and no matter what you"}, {"start": 6580.3, "end": 6582.98, "text": " do, some of them have you."}, {"start": 6582.98, "end": 6586.28, "text": " The biggest streamers learn to follow the majority and keep the party moving."}, {"start": 6586.28, "end": 6590.44, "text": " Because stopping everything for one unhappy viewer is the part of the science."}, {"start": 6590.44, "end": 6594.28, "text": " You don't need 10,000 people hanging over a single name in the chat."}, {"start": 6594.28, "end": 6596.28, "text": " What happens?"}, {"start": 6617.759999999999, "end": 6622.44, "text": " Wait. Judd. Is it normal to have this much chest hair? Should I shave my chest?"}, {"start": 6624.28, "end": 6629.28, "text": " It's normal."}, {"start": 6629.28, "end": 6644.08, "text": " Wait, Darla, would you wax my chest hair?"}, {"start": 6644.08, "end": 6653.4, "text": " Chad, to be honest, is normal to have this much s there?"}, {"start": 6653.4, "end": 6660.76, "text": " It makes you manly?"}, {"start": 6660.76, "end": 6672.68, "text": " Chad, what's a good fern video to watch?"}, {"start": 6672.68, "end": 6684.68, "text": " Why is every chat getting timed out?"}, {"start": 6684.68, "end": 6685.68, "text": " Yeah, I don't know."}, {"start": 6685.68, "end": 6710.68, "text": " So what's the one Frank Ocean song?"}, {"start": 6710.68, "end": 6738.68, "text": " It's a good fern video to watch."}, {"start": 6738.68, "end": 6764.04, "text": " The Bank Heist Form."}, {"start": 6764.04, "end": 6769.04, "text": " The truth about Ferd, the infiltration of the dark web."}, {"start": 6769.96, "end": 6773.4, "text": " Why Africa hates McDonald's?"}, {"start": 6786.76, "end": 6789.6, "text": " The kids who hacked the CIA?"}, {"start": 6791.48, "end": 6794.0199999999995, "text": " I feel like it's gotta be something more relevant, no?"}, {"start": 6794.04, "end": 6816.92, "text": " The kid who hacked America?"}, {"start": 6816.92, "end": 6820.88, "text": " This is Kevin Mitnick, one of the world's most famous hackers."}, {"start": 6820.88, "end": 6822.72, "text": " And one of the first."}, {"start": 6822.72, "end": 6825.88, "text": " In many ways, his story shaped how we think of his kind."}, {"start": 6825.88, "end": 6827.320000000001, "text": " The media vilified him."}, {"start": 6827.320000000001, "end": 6828.8, "text": " The authorities hunted him,"}, {"start": 6828.8, "end": 6831.72, "text": " and they were all extremely scared of him."}, {"start": 6831.72, "end": 6834.88, "text": " Mitt Mick's story is about the advent of modern IT,"}, {"start": 6834.88, "end": 6837.72, "text": " about a kid who always wanted 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"text": " It tells the story from his point of view, meaning some details rely on his personal"}, {"start": 6902.5599999999995, "end": 6910.639999999999, "text": " recollection and can't always be independently confirmed."}, {"start": 6910.64, "end": 6915.84, "text": " Young Kevin Mitnick loves watching magic tricks, but audiences fascinate him."}, {"start": 6915.84, "end": 6917.76, "text": " Magic is about control."}, {"start": 6917.76, "end": 6921.92, "text": " Magicians pull your attention where they want it, make you see what they want you to see."}, {"start": 6921.92, "end": 6924.8, "text": " They take advantage of what you assume is true."}, {"start": 6924.8, "end": 6927.780000000001, "text": " At a magic show, people enjoy being fooled."}, {"start": 6927.780000000001, "end": 6932.42, "text": " Not so much in the real world, but it's equally easy, perhaps even easier than performing"}, {"start": 6932.42, "end": 6937.08, "text": " a magic trick when the audience knows there's a 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Kevin gets really really good at it"}, {"start": 6980.72, "end": 6984.72, "text": " You not only have to think about technology you have to think about the people that use the technology"}, {"start": 6984.8, "end": 6992.599999999999, "text": " Because it's usually easier to hack a human than it is to have other what is this fucking guy know about hacking and technology, bro?"}, {"start": 6992.6, "end": 6997.06, "text": " You were born in 1964 before the apple blueberry was invented"}, {"start": 7000.68, "end": 7003.56, "text": " It's summer break in Los Angeles in 1975"}, {"start": 7004.200000000001, "end": 7007.620000000001, "text": " Kevin is 12 years old. He spends the whole day riding the bus"}, {"start": 7008.08, "end": 7012.620000000001, "text": " Each ride is 25 cents plus another 10 cents to transfer. It adds up"}, {"start": 7013.04, "end": 7015.04, "text": " So Kevin comes up with a plan"}, {"start": 7015.120000000001, "end": 7021.02, "text": " He notices drivers carrying booklets of blank tickets when they sell a ticket. They punch it with a special tool"}, {"start": 7021.02, "end": 7025.780000000001, "text": " Kevin needs both so he sits near the driver and spends a story about a school"}, {"start": 7025.780000000001, "end": 7030.18, "text": " project something about punching interesting shapes in the cardboard the"}, {"start": 7030.18, "end": 7033.46, "text": " driver ends up telling Kevin exactly where he bought the hole punch"}, {"start": 7033.46, "end": 7037.26, "text": " well that was the only I don't give a fuck about little Kevin bro I need a"}, {"start": 7037.26, "end": 7040.14, "text": " more interest I need a video it's gonna say I need a muggle I the only"}, {"start": 7040.14, "end": 7043.820000000001, "text": " thing that this shit really interests me is about killers bro let me find"}, {"start": 7043.820000000001, "end": 7046.820000000001, "text": " videos about killers"}, {"start": 7051.02, "end": 7065.860000000001, "text": " This one, the hunt for America's smartest killer."}, {"start": 7065.860000000001, "end": 7071.38, "text": " Watch the Zodiac killer one."}, {"start": 7071.38, "end": 7080.540000000001, "text": " I'm going to be honest, chat."}, {"start": 7080.54, "end": 7087.3, "text": " shit genuinely like interest me this is the story of the infamous zodiac killer"}, {"start": 7087.3, "end": 7094.38, "text": " a mysterious serial murderer who made himself larger than life I like to go"}, {"start": 7094.38, "end": 7095.62, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 7095.62, "end": 7098.62, "text": " He was never caught."}, {"start": 7098.62, "end": 7099.52, "text": " Deep."}, {"start": 7099.52, "end": 7100.62, "text": " I don't see it like it's said."}, {"start": 7100.62, "end": 7101.62, "text": " Make water."}, {"start": 7101.62, "end": 7103.1, "text": " Ooh, little mozzarella sticks."}, {"start": 7103.1, "end": 7105.1, "text": " Don't get the fucking sauce on the ground."}, {"start": 7135.1, "end": 7153.9800000000005, "text": " Who just told me to put a little sauce on my nipples?"}, {"start": 7153.9800000000005, "end": 7156.14, "text": " Bro why does my body itch so much I'm not even kidding."}, {"start": 7156.14, "end": 7159.3, "text": " Oh my god my body itches so much."}, {"start": 7159.3, "end": 7166.18, "text": " David is getting ready to go out with his girlfriend, Betty Lou."}, {"start": 7166.18, "end": 7168.18, "text": " It's a special occasion."}, {"start": 7168.18, "end": 7170.820000000001, "text": " The two teenagers met earlier this year."}, {"start": 7170.820000000001, "end": 7174.06, "text": " Since then, they've seen each other almost every day."}, {"start": 7174.06, "end": 7180.18, "text": " But tonight is their first real date, and they want to make it special."}, {"start": 7180.18, "end": 7186.14, "text": " David picks out a light blue shirt, a beige sport coat, and a brown corduroy pants."}, {"start": 7186.14, "end": 7189.1, "text": " He has butterflies in his stomach."}, {"start": 7189.1, "end": 7194.9400000000005, "text": " pockets some change, a white anchor chiff, and a bottle of breath mitts, just in case."}, {"start": 7194.9400000000005, "end": 7199.38, "text": " He slips on his rough leather boots, grabs the keys to his mother's rambler station wagon,"}, {"start": 7199.38, "end": 7201.06, "text": " and is on his way."}, {"start": 7201.06, "end": 7203.900000000001, "text": " It's only a short drive to Betty Lou's house."}, {"start": 7203.900000000001, "end": 7207.860000000001, "text": " David pulls up outside and pauses to take a breath."}, {"start": 7207.860000000001, "end": 7209.9400000000005, "text": " Tonight is supposed to be special."}, {"start": 7209.9400000000005, "end": 7212.34, "text": " A night to remember for the rest of his life."}, {"start": 7212.34, "end": 7214.1, "text": " And who knows?"}, {"start": 7214.1, "end": 7216.1, "text": " It'll even be the start of their life together"}, {"start": 7222.5, "end": 7228.22, "text": " When David sees Betty Lou the world stops for a moment he even forgets how nervous he is brother"}, {"start": 7228.58, "end": 7234.04, "text": " How does this have to do with a killer who the fuck is Betty Lou into the car and the pair drive off?"}, {"start": 7235.26, "end": 7240.160000000001, "text": " Their parents think they're going to a Christmas concert, but they're actually headed somewhere else"}, {"start": 7240.16, "end": 7246.5199999999995, "text": " to a quiet turnout just off Lake Herman Road the spot is popular with young"}, {"start": 7246.5199999999995, "end": 7249.28, "text": " couples in the layout. Oh he better crack some shit!"}, {"start": 7249.28, "end": 7252.4, "text": " to enjoy some quality time away from their parents and siblings."}, {"start": 7252.4, "end": 7258.84, "text": " Betty Lou leans against David's shoulder. Tonight belongs only to them."}, {"start": 7258.84, "end": 7261.639999999999, "text": " Both keep on coming, Ty."}, {"start": 7261.639999999999, "end": 7263.44, "text": " I'll steal them by fern."}, {"start": 7263.44, "end": 7267.44, "text": " About an hour later a pair of bright headlights cut through the darkness."}, {"start": 7267.4400000000005, "end": 7272.38, "text": " A second vehicle is slowly rolling toward them. 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It's a true story?"}, {"start": 7355.4400000000005, "end": 7359.200000000001, "text": " at online communities dead set on finding the Zodiac killer."}, {"start": 7359.200000000001, "end": 7361.400000000001, "text": " Some will even think they haven't."}, {"start": 7361.400000000001, "end": 7365.320000000001, "text": " The search for Zodiac still captivates people to this day,"}, {"start": 7365.320000000001, "end": 7367.92, "text": " but it also shows that stories only get as big"}, {"start": 7367.92, "end": 7369.040000000001, "text": " as we allow them to."}, {"start": 7375.52, "end": 7378.040000000001, "text": " This video is largely based on the book Zodiac"}, {"start": 7378.040000000001, "end": 7379.72, "text": " by Robert Grace Smith."}, {"start": 7379.72, "end": 7380.92, "text": " As always, you'll find the link"}, {"start": 7380.92, "end": 7383.120000000001, "text": " and all our sources in the description."}, {"start": 7383.12, "end": 7385.12, "text": " Wait, this video's gotta 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guys hear that"}, {"start": 7465.4, "end": 7467.4, "text": " Listen"}, {"start": 7473.08, "end": 7489.36, "text": " I'm sure I've gathered for you, not really hungry though, I'm really itchy everywhere."}, {"start": 7489.36, "end": 7499.72, "text": " Jeffrey Dahmer, oh my gosh, I'm so itchy."}, {"start": 7499.72, "end": 7501.66, "text": " Take a perk."}, {"start": 7501.66, "end": 7505.0, "text": " Last time I took, it was 7.30, right?"}, {"start": 7505.0, "end": 7506.0, "text": " Last time I took them?"}, {"start": 7507.599999999999, "end": 7511.74, "text": " Cause it was 2.30, then I waited four hours,"}, {"start": 7511.74, "end": 7513.96, "text": " five hours, took one 7.30,"}, {"start": 7513.96, "end": 7515.76, "text": " so the next time I can take one is."}, {"start": 7516.76, "end": 7518.96, "text": " Their daily editorial conference."}, {"start": 7518.96, "end": 7520.2, "text": " Every morning they come together"}, {"start": 7520.2, "end": 7522.0, "text": " to plan the next day's 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If you do not print this cipher by afternoon of Friday the"}, {"start": 7593.68, "end": 7600.76, "text": " 1st of August I will go on a kill ram page Friday night. The four men don't wait so"}, {"start": 7600.76, "end": 7606.64, "text": " he killed people and then wrote in to like and like and like confessed to the"}, {"start": 7606.64, "end": 7613.360000000001, "text": " killers. What? No what to do. Publishing the cipher in the letter might produce"}, {"start": 7613.360000000001, "end": 7617.320000000001, "text": " more than just a front page headline. It could send the city into a panic"}, {"start": 7617.32, "end": 7619.32, "text": " Maybe even the entire region"}, {"start": 7619.719999999999, "end": 7624.24, "text": " The murders mentioned in the mysterious letter have already put the bay area on edge for months"}, {"start": 7624.84, "end": 7630.5599999999995, "text": " First David and Betty Lou were murdered. That's peace just a few weeks ago. There was another attack"}, {"start": 7635.08, "end": 7641.259999999999, "text": " Darlene Farron as a waitress at Terry's restaurant my mom's name. It's a classic diner serving waffles fried chicken and pie"}, {"start": 7642.759999999999, "end": 7646.139999999999, "text": " Saturday and Sunday I can open some waffles three in the morning"}, {"start": 7646.14, "end": 7650.64, "text": " She's friendly, talkative, and extremely popular with customers."}, {"start": 7650.64, "end": 7652.88, "text": " People even line up to have her wait on them."}, {"start": 7652.88, "end": 7657.400000000001, "text": " Garleen just gave birth to her daughter, Dina, and she and her husband purchased a small house"}, {"start": 7657.400000000001, "end": 7659.240000000001, "text": " in Virginia Street."}, {"start": 7659.240000000001, "end": 7661.360000000001, "text": " She doesn't seem entirely happy."}, {"start": 7661.360000000001, "end": 7663.240000000001, "text": " It's an open secret that she sees other men."}, {"start": 7663.240000000001, "end": 7667.240000000001, "text": " While she's out, her husband or a babysitter stays home with Dina."}, {"start": 7667.240000000001, "end": 7670.88, "text": " Friends will later recall that she seems exhausted, nervous, and scared."}, {"start": 7670.88, "end": 7672.360000000001, "text": " She thinks she's being watched."}, {"start": 7672.360000000001, "end": 7677.120000000001, "text": " In her own home just steps away from the sheriff's office and here at the diner"}, {"start": 7678.040000000001, "end": 7683.120000000001, "text": " She says she's seen a white car with old California plates outside the restaurant in recent weeks"}, {"start": 7683.120000000001, "end": 7685.120000000001, "text": " Her sister and her friends have noticed a similar car"}, {"start": 7685.8, "end": 7690.6, "text": " Darlene thinks she knows who it belongs to wait is it a Zodiac this stocky well-dressed man"}, {"start": 7690.84, "end": 7693.4800000000005, "text": " He wears horn-rimmed glasses and smells of leather"}, {"start": 7694.160000000001, "end": 7697.920000000001, "text": " Darlene says she knows him but no one will ever find out from where"}, {"start": 7697.92, "end": 7702.92, "text": " The man sits at the counter, eating strawberry shortcake and pretending to read a newspaper."}, {"start": 7702.92, "end": 7705.92, "text": " But he never really lets Darlene out of his sight."}, {"start": 7715.92, "end": 7719.92, "text": " It's the 4th of July. America is celebrating almost 200 years of independence."}, {"start": 7719.92, "end": 7725.92, "text": " Darlene picks up her friend Mike Mijoux and confidently steers her 63-core of air through the festive town,"}, {"start": 7725.92, "end": 7727.92, "text": " Despite not having a driver's license"}, {"start": 7728.26, "end": 7730.68, "text": " She met Mike and his twin brother at Terry's diner"}, {"start": 7731.26, "end": 7735.76, "text": " Over time the three became friends and the twins became rivals for Darlene's affection"}, {"start": 7736.18, "end": 7739.66, "text": " They would fight over driving her to work or doing her washing so she"}, {"start": 7739.66, "end": 7744.24, "text": " At some point she might notice the Darlene was a little whore. She's a whore, bro"}, {"start": 7744.24, "end": 7748.72, "text": " She was literally just going home with different guys every night. 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After all, she's been seeing men who work at the sheriff's office, but before we can even pull out his ID"}, {"start": 7792.04, "end": 7796.3, "text": " The roar of a gunshot fills his ears. He feels blood running down his face"}, {"start": 7797.4400000000005, "end": 7802.9, "text": " Darlene collapses under the steering wheel two bullets hit our right arm two more hit her left and"}, {"start": 7803.4800000000005, "end": 7807.76, "text": " Five more hit her in the back piercing her lung in the left ventricle of her heart"}, {"start": 7807.76, "end": 7809.76, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7818.2, "end": 7820.2, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 7825.7, "end": 7827.7, "text": " Did he survive?"}, {"start": 7837.76, "end": 7844.4800000000005, "text": " is a mistake. If they had, the shooter probably would have driven right by them. Shortly after,"}, {"start": 7844.4800000000005, "end": 7848.8, "text": " a man places a call to the Vallejo Police Department. His voice is even in-"}, {"start": 7848.8, "end": 7854.84, "text": " Don't tell me he killed people and then called the police department to re- yo, I'm not gonna"}, {"start": 7854.84, "end": 7857.6, "text": " lie. Hot take, Zodiac's got aura."}, {"start": 7857.6, "end": 7860.6, "text": " Consistent. His words sound rehearsed."}, {"start": 7860.6, "end": 7865.72, "text": " I want to report a double murder. If you go one mile east on Columbus Parkway to"}, {"start": 7865.72, "end": 7869.84, "text": " to the public park, you'll find kids in a ground car."}, {"start": 7869.84, "end": 7870.360000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7870.360000000001, "end": 7873.76, "text": " They were shot with a 9-millimeter luger."}, {"start": 7873.76, "end": 7877.04, "text": " I also killed those kids last year."}, {"start": 7877.04, "end": 7877.96, "text": " Goodbye."}, {"start": 7877.96, "end": 7878.4400000000005, "text": " Oh, hell no."}, {"start": 7878.4400000000005, "end": 7879.8, "text": " Then the man hangs up."}, {"start": 7879.8, "end": 7881.72, "text": " Pacific Telephone will later trace the call"}, {"start": 7881.72, "end": 7883.4800000000005, "text": " to a public pay phone."}, {"start": 7883.4800000000005, "end": 7886.360000000001, "text": " The booth is located right in front of the Vallejo Sheriff's"}, {"start": 7886.360000000001, "end": 7887.76, "text": " office."}, {"start": 7887.76, "end": 7891.280000000001, "text": " It's also within sight of Darlene's little greenhouse."}, {"start": 7891.280000000001, "end": 7893.240000000001, "text": " Darlene's friends and family also report"}, {"start": 7893.24, "end": 7896.04, "text": " having received strange calls that night."}, {"start": 7896.04, "end": 7899.16, "text": " All they could hear was deep, heavy breathing."}, {"start": 7899.16, "end": 7902.84, "text": " At the hospital, Darlene is declared dead on arrival."}, {"start": 7902.84, "end": 7904.84, "text": " Mike pulls through, and it won't-"}, {"start": 7904.84, "end": 7906.48, "text": " He survived?"}, {"start": 7906.48, "end": 7907.679999999999, "text": " Say, oh, God, he survived!"}, {"start": 7907.679999999999, "end": 7909.84, "text": " He'll be long until the killer strikes again."}, {"start": 7915.28, "end": 7917.32, "text": " Wait, if he survives,"}, {"start": 7917.32, "end": 7919.8, "text": " he should be able to identify him, no?"}, {"start": 7919.8, "end": 7921.4, "text": " He uses a blue felt-tip pen"}, {"start": 7921.400000000001, "end": 7928.52, "text": " compose three nearly identical texts. One of them reads first girl was wearing pattern"}, {"start": 7928.52, "end": 7937.860000000001, "text": " slacks to the boy was also shot in the knee. Three grand name of ammo was Western to prove"}, {"start": 7937.860000000001, "end": 7945.160000000001, "text": " I check if he was shot in the knee. Do you guys think my knee hurts worse or his three"}, {"start": 7945.16, "end": 7948.08, "text": " The brand name of Ammo was Western."}, {"start": 7948.08, "end": 7954.28, "text": " To prove I killed them, I shall state some facts only I in the police snow."}, {"start": 7954.28, "end": 7959.08, "text": " The paper measures 18 by 25 centimeters or 7 by 10 inches."}, {"start": 7959.08, "end": 7962.48, "text": " It's a unique format the man will return to again and again."}, {"start": 7962.48, "end": 7965.84, "text": " It'll become unmistakably associated with his letters."}, {"start": 7965.84, "end": 7966.84, "text": " Christmas."}, {"start": 7966.84, "end": 7970.8, "text": " First, brand name of Ammo, Super X."}, {"start": 7970.8, "end": 7973.48, "text": " Two, ten, shots were fired."}, {"start": 7973.4800000000005, "end": 7977.280000000001, "text": " The boy was on his back with his feet to the car."}, {"start": 7977.280000000001, "end": 7978.18, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 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8001.06, "text": " even more impactful."}, {"start": 8001.06, "end": 8002.740000000001, "text": " And he's decided to pair each letter"}, {"start": 8002.74, "end": 8007.54, "text": " with a separate message a cipher now we just need to find an encryption method"}, {"start": 8007.54, "end": 8012.3, "text": " he could simply shift the letters turn the a's and the c's and the d's and f's"}, {"start": 8012.3, "end": 8016.66, "text": " that system would be basic and easy to use but he needs something more"}, {"start": 8016.66, "end": 8020.5, "text": " sophisticated he decides to replace the letters with a range of different"}, {"start": 8020.5, "end": 8025.139999999999, "text": " symbols Greek characters Morse code and weather symbols letters from the"}, {"start": 8025.139999999999, "end": 8029.54, "text": " Latin alphabet naval symbols and astrological signs then he adds"}, {"start": 8029.54, "end": 8030.72, "text": " another layer of complexity."}, {"start": 8030.72, "end": 8032.96, "text": " Yo, he's a tryhard!"}, {"start": 8032.96, "end": 8036.1, "text": " Each letter can be represented by multiple symbols."}, {"start": 8036.1, "end": 8038.5, "text": " That makes it essentially impossible to decode the text"}, {"start": 8038.5, "end": 8040.3, "text": " through frequency analysis."}, {"start": 8040.3, "end": 8042.38, "text": " You can't just count how often certain symbols appear"}, {"start": 8042.38, "end": 8043.26, "text": " and match that to certain levels."}, {"start": 8043.26, "end": 8045.18, "text": " How long ago did this story take place?"}, {"start": 8045.18, "end": 8046.0199999999995, "text": " Like, when did this happen?"}, {"start": 8046.0199999999995, "end": 8047.0199999999995, "text": " A cyclical linguistics expert will later"}, {"start": 8047.0199999999995, "end": 8049.46, "text": " claim that whoever composed the cipher must have at least"}, {"start": 8049.46, "end": 8052.0199999999995, "text": " been trained in elementary cryptography."}, {"start": 8052.0199999999995, "end": 8054.18, "text": " But today, we know this first cipher wasn't actually"}, {"start": 8054.18, "end": 8055.62, "text": " that sophisticated."}, {"start": 8055.62, "end": 8058.26, "text": " The Code Breakers by David Kahn and Codes in Ciphers"}, {"start": 8058.26, "end": 8061.24, "text": " by John Laffin described similar encryption methods."}, {"start": 8061.24, "end": 8062.96, "text": " It's very likely the author of these letters"}, {"start": 8062.96, "end": 8065.24, "text": " simply used these two books as guides."}, {"start": 8065.24, "end": 8066.9400000000005, "text": " While he would have had to track them down,"}, {"start": 8066.9400000000005, "end": 8069.08, "text": " neither was that hard to come by."}, {"start": 8069.08, "end": 8072.4800000000005, "text": " The Phantom writer carefully arranges symbol after symbol."}, {"start": 8072.4800000000005, "end": 8074.22, "text": " Finally, each of his three ciphers"}, {"start": 8074.22, "end": 8077.400000000001, "text": " consists of eight rows with 17 symbols each."}, {"start": 8077.400000000001, "end": 8080.0, "text": " He pairs each one with the normal letter."}, {"start": 8080.0, "end": 8081.04, "text": " Then he mails them to-"}, {"start": 8081.04, "end": 8083.400000000001, "text": " All right, this might be a hot take."}, {"start": 8083.400000000001, "end": 8088.400000000001, "text": " On my soul, if TikTok and Twitter existed 60 years ago,"}, {"start": 8089.52, "end": 8092.84, "text": " they would have caught the Zodiac killer way sooner."}, {"start": 8092.84, "end": 8094.000000000001, "text": " Facts are no."}, {"start": 8094.000000000001, "end": 8096.360000000001, "text": " On my soul, little detectives on TikTok"}, {"start": 8096.360000000001, "end": 8098.6, "text": " and in Twitter communities would have had this do pot"}, {"start": 8098.6, "end": 8099.76, "text": " within the first letter."}, {"start": 8099.76, "end": 8101.000000000001, "text": " Oh God."}, {"start": 8101.000000000001, "end": 8103.3, "text": " Three newspapers in the Bay Area."}, {"start": 8103.3, "end": 8104.88, "text": " The San Francisco Chronicle,"}, {"start": 8104.88, "end": 8106.6, "text": " the San Francisco Examiner,"}, {"start": 8106.6, "end": 8108.120000000001, "text": " and the Vallejo Times Herald."}, {"start": 8109.080000000001, "end": 8110.76, "text": " Like Jack the Ripper before him,"}, {"start": 8110.76, "end": 8112.920000000001, "text": " this man will use the media to taunt the police"}, {"start": 8112.92, "end": 8114.72, "text": " with cryptic clues to his identity."}, {"start": 8116.4800000000005, "end": 8117.96, "text": " The editorial team at the Chronicle"}, {"start": 8117.96, "end": 8120.4, "text": " eventually decides to put their cipher."}, {"start": 8120.4, "end": 8122.24, "text": " Their colleagues at the Vallejo Times Herald"}, {"start": 8122.24, "end": 8123.86, "text": " follow their lead."}, {"start": 8123.86, "end": 8125.36, "text": " The examiner waits until Sunday"}, {"start": 8125.36, "end": 8127.8, "text": " publishing its cipher two days later."}, {"start": 8127.8, "end": 8131.4, "text": " The killing spree threatened in the letter doesn't happen."}, {"start": 8131.4, "end": 8133.8, "text": " But publishing it has another effect."}, {"start": 8133.8, "end": 8136.56, "text": " Now the public knows about the mysterious killer."}, {"start": 8136.56, "end": 8139.6, "text": " The entire Bay Area grows increasingly frightened."}, {"start": 8139.6, "end": 8141.52, "text": " Before long, parents are telling their children"}, {"start": 8141.52, "end": 8143.080000000001, "text": " not to leave the house."}, {"start": 8143.080000000001, "end": 8146.360000000001, "text": " And why is little Timmy going to school on a bus?"}, {"start": 8146.360000000001, "end": 8148.320000000001, "text": " And you're watching him leave."}, {"start": 8148.320000000001, "end": 8150.4400000000005, "text": " Fucking L parents."}, {"start": 8150.4400000000005, "end": 8152.360000000001, "text": " Before long, parents are telling their children"}, {"start": 8152.360000000001, "end": 8154.200000000001, "text": " not to leave the house."}, {"start": 8154.200000000001, "end": 8156.52, "text": " Jack Eastilts has been running the Vallejo Police"}, {"start": 8156.52, "end": 8158.4800000000005, "text": " Department for 21 years."}, {"start": 8158.4800000000005, "end": 8160.84, "text": " When he took over as chief back in 1948,"}, {"start": 8160.84, "end": 8162.320000000001, "text": " the city was struggling with gambling,"}, {"start": 8162.320000000001, "end": 8163.92, "text": " drugs and prostitution."}, {"start": 8163.92, "end": 8165.4800000000005, "text": " His reforms and cleanup efforts"}, {"start": 8165.4800000000005, "end": 8167.160000000001, "text": " have produced some good results."}, {"start": 8167.160000000001, "end": 8168.92, "text": " But now his town of all places"}, {"start": 8168.92, "end": 8171.4800000000005, "text": " is haunted by a ruthless serial killer."}, {"start": 8171.4800000000005, "end": 8174.160000000001, "text": " The man who Stiltz thinks is killing just for the thrill of it."}, {"start": 8174.160000000001, "end": 8179.200000000001, "text": " Who he describes as the most dangerous individual he's ever encountered in his 30 years in law enforcement."}, {"start": 8179.200000000001, "end": 8184.8, "text": " A few days ago, Stiltz publicly called on David, Betty, Lou and Darlene's killer to send another letter."}, {"start": 8184.8, "end": 8186.8, "text": " Not addicted to gambling and drugs."}, {"start": 8186.8, "end": 8188.8, "text": " One of more details, proving it was really him who did it."}, {"start": 8188.8, "end": 8191.8, "text": " The response comes quickly in the form of a three-page letter."}, {"start": 8191.8, "end": 8194.800000000001, "text": " Dear editor, this is the Zodiac speaking."}, {"start": 8194.800000000001, "end": 8195.800000000001, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 8195.800000000001, "end": 8200.800000000001, "text": " In answer to your asking for more details about the good times I have had up a little."}, {"start": 8200.8, "end": 8205.4, "text": " I shall be very happy to supply even more material"}, {"start": 8205.72, "end": 8209.279999999999, "text": " By the way, are the police having a good time with the code?"}, {"start": 8209.279999999999, "end": 8214.5, "text": " If not, tell them to cheer up. When they do crack it, they will have me."}, {"start": 8215.64, "end": 8216.64, "text": " What?!"}, {"start": 8216.64, "end": 8218.8, "text": " This is the letter where the killer names himself Zodiac."}, {"start": 8219.08, "end": 8222.039999999999, "text": " Y'all I'm not gonna lie, he gave himself a nickname?"}, {"start": 8222.599999999999, "end": 8225.279999999999, "text": " He's playing in their faces, bro!"}, {"start": 8225.8, "end": 8228.72, "text": " Like how did the cops- how they not caught his ass yet?"}, {"start": 8228.72, "end": 8231.72, "text": " The word refers to the Zodiac Circle of Astrological Signs."}, {"start": 8258.72, "end": 8259.22, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8275.06, "end": 8277.06, "text": " Oh, he's self-reporting!"}, {"start": 8288.72, "end": 8294.119999999999, "text": " Brian Hartnell and Cecilia Shepard have been close friends since college."}, {"start": 8294.119999999999, "end": 8295.119999999999, "text": " Today they're driving up to Laker..."}, {"start": 8295.119999999999, "end": 8297.48, "text": " So I'm noticing a pattern with the Zodiac."}, {"start": 8297.48, "end": 8302.96, "text": " Why does he kill couples almost?"}, {"start": 8302.96, "end": 8305.119999999999, "text": " He kills people when they're together."}, {"start": 8305.119999999999, "end": 8308.519999999999, "text": " Brie Ressa, it's a beautiful spot surrounded by rolling hills."}, {"start": 8308.519999999999, "end": 8314.24, "text": " On a small peninsula, they lay down a picnic blanket and revel in the stillness."}, {"start": 8314.24, "end": 8318.78, "text": " Here the water, the land, drops off abruptly, hiding the shoreline."}, {"start": 8318.78, "end": 8322.4, "text": " From Ryan and Cecilia's perspective, it's impossible to see anyone approaching from that"}, {"start": 8322.4, "end": 8323.4, "text": " direction."}, {"start": 8323.4, "end": 8326.36, "text": " You guys actually think he gets no pussy, so he just kills couples."}, {"start": 8326.36, "end": 8327.36, "text": " Someone is."}, {"start": 8327.36, "end": 8330.44, "text": " A tall, powerfully built man emerges."}, {"start": 8330.44, "end": 8334.32, "text": " He's wearing a black executioner's hood that looks almost medieval."}, {"start": 8334.32, "end": 8337.6, "text": " On his tunic, a white cross cuts across a circle."}, {"start": 8337.6, "end": 8340.72, "text": " It's the symbol the Zodiac killer uses to sign his letters."}, {"start": 8340.72, "end": 8344.0, "text": " There's no way he starts wearing a costume killer, people."}, {"start": 8344.0, "end": 8345.0, "text": " There's just no way."}, {"start": 8345.0, "end": 8348.24, "text": " The man is carrying a knife with a 30 centimeter blade."}, {"start": 8348.24, "end": 8352.4, "text": " With it he stabs Brian and then Cecilia again and again."}, {"start": 8352.4, "end": 8355.2, "text": " That's not him."}, {"start": 8355.2, "end": 8357.96, "text": " That's not him."}, {"start": 8357.96, "end": 8361.68, "text": " Why would he change his MO?"}, {"start": 8361.68, "end": 8364.8, "text": " He's always killed people with a gun."}, {"start": 8364.8, "end": 8369.64, "text": " All of a sudden he switches and starts using a knife?"}, {"start": 8369.64, "end": 8378.24, "text": " of 24 times. About an hour later, the phone rings at Napa Police Department. A calm and"}, {"start": 8378.24, "end": 8382.96, "text": " controlled voice says, I want to report a murder. You know, I don't know him. I just"}, {"start": 8382.96, "end": 8387.56, "text": " know a lot. Yeah, you ought to understand. I went to, I did criminal justice in school,"}, {"start": 8387.56, "end": 8393.88, "text": " bro. Usually a serial killer kills the way they kill because they get a high almost"}, {"start": 8393.88, "end": 8398.4, "text": " like they get a rise off of the way they're killing. So they have a certain ammo that"}, {"start": 8398.4, "end": 8403.72, "text": " they like to do. Some serial killers might stab, some serial killers might use a gun,"}, {"start": 8403.72, "end": 8407.0, "text": " some serial killers might, you know, there's serial killers out there who have done sexual"}, {"start": 8407.0, "end": 8412.119999999999, "text": " things, do it for sexual reasons. But most serial killers, they start low and they realize,"}, {"start": 8412.119999999999, "end": 8416.44, "text": " oh shit, I like this, I like the way it feels. Then they start killing more and"}, {"start": 8416.44, "end": 8421.32, "text": " more and more. There's no way that he would just randomly change his M.O. and go from"}, {"start": 8421.32, "end": 8423.68, "text": " a gun to a knife. There's no way."}, {"start": 8423.68, "end": 8426.68, "text": " No, a double murder."}, {"start": 8426.68, "end": 8430.68, "text": " The caller doesn't seem to know that Brian, though severely injured, survived the assault."}, {"start": 8430.68, "end": 8433.68, "text": " The police believe the attacker must have left the scene right away,"}, {"start": 8433.68, "end": 8436.68, "text": " but not before leaving the message on the door of Brian's car."}, {"start": 8436.68, "end": 8439.68, "text": " The dates Betty Lou, David and Darlene were murdered."}, {"start": 8439.68, "end": 8441.68, "text": " And today's date."}, {"start": 8441.68, "end": 8444.68, "text": " Crime lab technicians will later discover some less obvious clues."}, {"start": 8444.68, "end": 8450.68, "text": " Tracks suggesting the attacker's vehicle has heavily worn tires and very deep footprints."}, {"start": 8450.68, "end": 8454.48, "text": " The suspect must weigh at least 95 kilos, or 200 pounds."}, {"start": 8454.48, "end": 8457.56, "text": " A police officer with that exact weight walking alongside the tracks"}, {"start": 8457.56, "end": 8460.92, "text": " and business out as deeply as the unknown individual."}, {"start": 8460.92, "end": 8463.6, "text": " The footprints reveal another lead, too."}, {"start": 8463.6, "end": 8466.92, "text": " You're most likely from a Chukka-type boot called the Wing Walker."}, {"start": 8466.92, "end": 8471.08, "text": " As part of a government contract, over a million pairs of this model were produced."}, {"start": 8471.08, "end": 8473.76, "text": " The investigators will never be able to trace them all."}, {"start": 8473.76, "end": 8476.52, "text": " In most murder cases, you'll find a motive."}, {"start": 8476.52, "end": 8479.52, "text": " But of course, this guy is just a killer, a mad killer,"}, {"start": 8479.52, "end": 8481.2, "text": " And you have no motive."}, {"start": 8481.2, "end": 8482.48, "text": " This is Captain Don Towne."}, {"start": 8482.48, "end": 8484.880000000001, "text": " No, I don't know enough about this case."}, {"start": 8484.880000000001, "end": 8487.24, "text": " But has there been any?"}, {"start": 8487.24, "end": 8489.44, "text": " Have they looked to see like, OK, here's"}, {"start": 8489.44, "end": 8490.640000000001, "text": " what I think could have happened, right?"}, {"start": 8490.640000000001, "end": 8493.12, "text": " And this could just be me completely bullshitting."}, {"start": 8493.12, "end": 8497.4, "text": " But if this Zodiac killer has killed all these people,"}, {"start": 8497.4, "end": 8501.32, "text": " it's not far fetched for there to be a fan of him who's"}, {"start": 8501.32, "end": 8504.720000000001, "text": " just going around wearing his merch, stabbing people now."}, {"start": 8504.720000000001, "end": 8506.960000000001, "text": " I don't think this was the actual Zodiac killer"}, {"start": 8506.960000000001, "end": 8507.76, "text": " that stabbed them."}, {"start": 8507.76, "end": 8509.76, "text": " of the Napa County Sheriff's Office."}, {"start": 8509.76, "end": 8511.0, "text": " He'll speak to the press again later"}, {"start": 8511.0, "end": 8513.880000000001, "text": " to announce what he believes is a possible motive."}, {"start": 8513.880000000001, "end": 8515.6, "text": " He thinks the murderer can't be anyone"}, {"start": 8515.6, "end": 8518.44, "text": " but a mentally ill person who derives sexual gratification"}, {"start": 8518.44, "end": 8520.08, "text": " from the act of killing."}, {"start": 8520.08, "end": 8524.04, "text": " This guy is a pathological, uh, psycho, uh, killer."}, {"start": 8524.04, "end": 8525.56, "text": " There's no doubt about it."}, {"start": 8525.56, "end": 8528.0, "text": " The psychology professor supports that assessment."}, {"start": 8528.0, "end": 8531.0, "text": " The Zodiac killer probably experiences sexual satisfaction"}, {"start": 8531.0, "end": 8533.84, "text": " through the deliberate mutilation of certain body parts."}, {"start": 8533.84, "end": 8536.64, "text": " Captain Townsend is convinced that Zodiac hates women."}, {"start": 8536.64, "end": 8540.24, "text": " So he gets hard and horny from killing people?"}, {"start": 8566.64, "end": 8570.599999999999, "text": " kill for the sheer sake of killing you can use a high-powered rifle and kill it"}, {"start": 8570.599999999999, "end": 8575.64, "text": " 200 300 yards but by plunging a knife into someone it's the most intimate"}, {"start": 8575.64, "end": 8579.119999999999, "text": " contact you can have with a victim. Jesus Christ. An interesting that experts think"}, {"start": 8579.119999999999, "end": 8582.0, "text": " people like the Zodiac killer are incapable of forming in their normal"}, {"start": 8582.0, "end": 8586.16, "text": " lives. His propensity to violence and misogyny are all over his ciphers too."}, {"start": 8586.16, "end": 8588.72, "text": " You know what probably happens yeah you know this is like and this is like some"}, {"start": 8588.72, "end": 8593.4, "text": " real shit this is gonna sound crazy but he probably killed people with a gun"}, {"start": 8593.4, "end": 8599.0, "text": " And then he was getting like he was getting off by it like getting his sexual satisfaction"}, {"start": 8599.24, "end": 8602.92, "text": " And then and then he didn't get as much"}, {"start": 8603.72, "end": 8606.56, "text": " Satisfaction, so he started using a knife so it was more like"}, {"start": 8607.24, "end": 8613.38, "text": " Like oh, bro. This guy's sick just weeks ago. The first one was cracked and not by a specialist"}, {"start": 8616.64, "end": 8622.64, "text": " Donald and Betty Harden are both school teachers on any other weekend they'd be unwinding and taking it easy"}, {"start": 8623.4, "end": 8626.44, "text": " But this Sunday, there's something they can't let go of."}, {"start": 8626.44, "end": 8630.38, "text": " The cipher published in the examiner two days earlier."}, {"start": 8630.38, "end": 8633.0, "text": " They clear the dining room table and gather some sharp pencils,"}, {"start": 8633.0, "end": 8634.72, "text": " a ruler, and an eraser."}, {"start": 8634.72, "end": 8636.4, "text": " Then they're back at it."}, {"start": 8636.4, "end": 8637.56, "text": " Betty has a theory."}, {"start": 8637.56, "end": 8639.4, "text": " The killer is such an egomaniac that he probably"}, {"start": 8639.4, "end": 8641.68, "text": " So I'm not the zodiac killer."}, {"start": 8641.68, "end": 8643.4, "text": " You guys sound so dumb, bro."}, {"start": 8643.4, "end": 8645.68, "text": " He begins his messages with I."}, {"start": 8645.68, "end": 8648.039999999999, "text": " The hardens also suspect he'll use the word kill"}, {"start": 8648.039999999999, "end": 8649.199999999999, "text": " repeatedly."}, {"start": 8649.199999999999, "end": 8651.199999999999, "text": " So they look for recurrent four symbol patterns that"}, {"start": 8651.199999999999, "end": 8652.92, "text": " could represent it."}, {"start": 8652.92, "end": 8654.42, "text": " Their theory holds up."}, {"start": 8654.42, "end": 8657.92, "text": " I like killing people because it's so much fun."}, {"start": 8657.92, "end": 8661.42, "text": " It is more fun than killing wild game in the forest,"}, {"start": 8661.42, "end": 8665.42, "text": " because man is the most dangerous animal of all."}, {"start": 8665.42, "end": 8669.22, "text": " Betty and Donald also spot the traps Zodiac built into the cipher."}, {"start": 8669.22, "end": 8672.12, "text": " Fifteen times he uses a backwards cue."}, {"start": 8672.12, "end": 8677.02, "text": " This is probably meant to trick readers into thinking it represents the most commonly used letter in English,"}, {"start": 8677.02, "end": 8677.82, "text": " E."}, {"start": 8677.82, "end": 8680.82, "text": " But seven different signs are used to encode that letter."}, {"start": 8680.82, "end": 8684.26, "text": " At the same time, Zodiac appears to have made multiple mistakes."}, {"start": 8684.26, "end": 8688.16, "text": " The application of his own code is sloppy and several words are misspelled."}, {"start": 8688.16, "end": 8695.76, "text": " At this point, neither of America's most renowned investigative institutions, the FBI and the CIA, have managed to solve the cipher."}, {"start": 8695.76, "end": 8699.3, "text": " As they decode the final piece, the hardens are the first."}, {"start": 8699.3, "end": 8701.8, "text": " How many people in the field?"}, {"start": 8701.8, "end": 8703.9, "text": " It's the most thrilling experience."}, {"start": 8703.9, "end": 8706.9, "text": " It is even better than getting your rocks off with a girl."}, {"start": 8706.9, "end": 8707.9, "text": " Oh hell no."}, {"start": 8707.9, "end": 8711.619999999999, "text": " Part of it is when I die, I will be reborn in paradise,"}, {"start": 8711.619999999999, "end": 8714.5, "text": " and all the lone or stray people I've killed"}, {"start": 8714.5, "end": 8716.539999999999, "text": " will become my slaves."}, {"start": 8716.539999999999, "end": 8719.619999999999, "text": " I will not give you my name because you'll try to slow down"}, {"start": 8719.619999999999, "end": 8724.1, "text": " or stop my collecting of slaves for my afterlife."}, {"start": 8724.1, "end": 8725.619999999999, "text": " Oh, this guy's psycho."}, {"start": 8725.619999999999, "end": 8726.82, "text": " Oh, this guy's psycho."}, {"start": 8726.82, "end": 8727.66, "text": " He's a psycho, man."}, {"start": 8727.66, "end": 8730.3, "text": " After Cecilia's murder, Captain Townsend explicitly"}, {"start": 8730.3, "end": 8733.06, "text": " warns Napa County residents to avoid isolated areas"}, {"start": 8733.06, "end": 8735.3, "text": " and not go out alone after dark."}, {"start": 8735.3, "end": 8736.66, "text": " People get the message."}, {"start": 8736.66, "end": 8740.02, "text": " local restaurants and drive-ins that are usually packed until late at night are"}, {"start": 8740.02, "end": 8742.66, "text": " now deserted. How can they not find him?"}, {"start": 8742.66, "end": 8746.08, "text": " The authorities run full alert. Since the murders occurred in three different"}, {"start": 8746.08, "end": 8749.2, "text": " jurisdictions, three separate police departments were working on the case."}, {"start": 8749.2, "end": 8752.619999999999, "text": " Based on witness descriptions, all of them are searching for the same"}, {"start": 8752.619999999999, "end": 8759.86, "text": " suspect. A stocky man mid-20s to mid-30s with glasses and dark wavy hair."}, {"start": 8766.66, "end": 8770.66, "text": " What do you want to see?"}, {"start": 8770.66, "end": 8776.66, "text": " From the very beginning, mid-20s to mid-30s, with glasses and dark wavy hair."}, {"start": 8776.66, "end": 8777.66, "text": " It does not look like me."}, {"start": 8777.66, "end": 8780.66, "text": " But from the very beginning, the investigation of SLODA..."}, {"start": 8780.66, "end": 8782.66, "text": " That does not look like me yet."}, {"start": 8782.66, "end": 8785.66, "text": " ...works its full needs, often without knowing what the others are doing."}, {"start": 8785.66, "end": 8789.66, "text": " Decoding the letters frequently requires coordinating with experts from other cities."}, {"start": 8789.66, "end": 8794.66, "text": " That process is often complicated and time-consuming, slowing down the investigation."}, {"start": 8794.66, "end": 8796.06, "text": " One officer admits to the press-"}, {"start": 8796.06, "end": 8797.06, "text": " STAY SHOCKED!"}, {"start": 8797.06, "end": 8801.06, "text": " Our knowledge of each other's crimes was not as sharp as it might be."}, {"start": 8801.46, "end": 8804.46, "text": " To make things worse, the police make a grave mistake,"}, {"start": 8804.76, "end": 8806.46, "text": " one with serious consequences."}, {"start": 8806.46, "end": 8807.46, "text": " No, what they do?"}, {"start": 8810.96, "end": 8814.26, "text": " Paul Stein's taxi is stuck in late night San Francisco traffic."}, {"start": 8814.76, "end": 8816.76, "text": " As he inches forward, Paul curses."}, {"start": 8817.06, "end": 8818.36, "text": " The traffic is frustrating,"}, {"start": 8818.56, "end": 8822.36, "text": " but he's just months away from a PhD in English and the taxi pays his tuition."}, {"start": 8822.36, "end": 8827.36, "text": " On the sidewalk, a stocky man steps off him under an awning and waves him down."}, {"start": 8827.36, "end": 8829.36, "text": " Stocky means fat, right?"}, {"start": 8829.36, "end": 8830.36, "text": " Paul picks him up."}, {"start": 8830.36, "end": 8835.36, "text": " About 15 minutes later, they reach the man's destination, an upscale neighborhood in northern San Francisco."}, {"start": 8835.36, "end": 8838.36, "text": " But the passenger asks Paul to go one block further."}, {"start": 8838.36, "end": 8841.36, "text": " At the next intersection, the cab pulls over."}, {"start": 8841.36, "end": 8843.36, "text": " A party's going on across the street."}, {"start": 8843.36, "end": 8847.36, "text": " At the second-story window, teenagers look out over the wet pavement below."}, {"start": 8847.36, "end": 8851.36, "text": " Normally, Paul would stop the meter and ask for the fare."}, {"start": 8851.36, "end": 8855.32, "text": " But suddenly, the passengers left arm is clenched tightly around Paul's neck."}, {"start": 8855.32, "end": 8855.82, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8855.82, "end": 8858.16, "text": " The gun presses up against his right cheek."}, {"start": 8858.16, "end": 8859.66, "text": " Then the man pulls the trigger."}, {"start": 8863.16, "end": 8866.36, "text": " At exactly 9.58 p.m., a police officer logs a call."}, {"start": 8866.36, "end": 8869.36, "text": " He killed without there being a girl there?"}, {"start": 8871.86, "end": 8872.36, "text": " Paul."}, {"start": 8872.36, "end": 8876.36, "text": " The teenagers across the street couldn't see exactly what was going on inside the cab."}, {"start": 8876.36, "end": 8878.86, "text": " But they know they witnessed something terrible."}, {"start": 8878.86, "end": 8881.460000000001, "text": " They say the suspect is a man wearing dark clothing"}, {"start": 8881.980000000001, "end": 8886.12, "text": " But when the APB goes out patrol units are told to look for a black man"}, {"start": 8886.58, "end": 8891.1, "text": " On their way to the scene the officers see a stocky man lumbering along in the fog"}, {"start": 8891.1, "end": 8895.34, "text": " No, he seems to match the description perfectly, but he isn't black"}, {"start": 8895.78, "end": 8898.58, "text": " The officers shout to him asking if he's seen another man"}, {"start": 8898.82, "end": 8901.86, "text": " The man points them in a direction and the patrol car drives off"}, {"start": 8902.34, "end": 8907.26, "text": " The two policemen don't realize they probably just spoke to the killer. Oh my god"}, {"start": 8907.26, "end": 8913.84, "text": " They publicly admit to the mistake back at the crime scene detectives assume a robbery has gone terribly wrong"}, {"start": 8914.56, "end": 8917.44, "text": " San Francisco has recently seen a series of attacks on taxi drivers"}, {"start": 8917.880000000001, "end": 8919.880000000001, "text": " This one must have been the work of an amateur"}, {"start": 8920.2, "end": 8922.86, "text": " Paul's wallet is good. Wow, bro. So just"}, {"start": 8923.6, "end": 8928.9, "text": " Classic casual cop racism led to them not finding the zodiac a nice bro started his shift"}, {"start": 8928.9, "end": 8934.9, "text": " So there probably wasn't much cash in it. He's still wearing his expensive watch and the killer left the scene dripping in blood"}, {"start": 8934.9, "end": 8939.02, "text": " Well, they not have seen the blood?"}, {"start": 8939.02, "end": 8942.38, "text": " Oh, fuck, now don't-"}, {"start": 8942.38, "end": 8945.66, "text": " Oh, fuck, now don't-"}, {"start": 8945.66, "end": 8956.859999999999, "text": " Oh, fuck, now don't-"}, {"start": 8956.859999999999, "end": 8961.46, "text": " Oh, fuck, now don't-"}, {"start": 8961.460000000001, "end": 8962.78, "text": " Oh, fuck, it held up."}, {"start": 8962.78, "end": 8966.460000000001, "text": " Now they just have to compare these prints against those of the day's passengers and against police records."}, {"start": 8966.460000000001, "end": 8969.2, "text": " But the process is painstakingly slow."}, {"start": 8969.2, "end": 8970.060000000001, "text": " How?"}, {"start": 8970.060000000001, "end": 8973.220000000001, "text": " This is the 1960s, so there are no digital databases."}, {"start": 8973.220000000001, "end": 8975.580000000002, "text": " Fingerprints are stored on paper cards."}, {"start": 8975.580000000002, "end": 8979.380000000001, "text": " Every comparison requires hours of concentrated manual labor."}, {"start": 8979.380000000001, "end": 8984.140000000001, "text": " Specialists known as dactyloscopists first look at general patterns like arches, loops."}, {"start": 8984.140000000001, "end": 8989.460000000001, "text": " Yo, they had no te- yo, I'm not gonna lie, this might be a really crazy thing to say."}, {"start": 8989.460000000001, "end": 8994.02, "text": " On my soul it would have been so easy to be a serial killer back in the day"}, {"start": 8994.220000000001, "end": 8998.300000000001, "text": " Like that shit would have been so easy to be a killer and worlds"}, {"start": 8998.740000000002, "end": 9002.26, "text": " But what really matters are the tiny details that make every print unique"}, {"start": 9003.1, "end": 9008.820000000002, "text": " Regendings bifurcations. No cameras and spurs barely any social media. No databases"}, {"start": 9009.580000000002, "end": 9014.34, "text": " Brothers are baffled. They are now five victims and still no trace of the killer"}, {"start": 9014.34, "end": 9019.34, "text": " The Chronicle receives another letter."}, {"start": 9019.34, "end": 9021.34, "text": " This is Zodiac speaking."}, {"start": 9021.34, "end": 9027.34, "text": " I am the murderer of the taxi driver over by Washington Street and Maple Street."}, {"start": 9027.34, "end": 9031.34, "text": " To prove this, here is a bloodstained piece of his shirt."}, {"start": 9031.34, "end": 9036.34, "text": " Before this, investigators hadn't considered the Zodiac killer a suspect in Paul Stein's murder."}, {"start": 9036.34, "end": 9038.34, "text": " The crime just didn't fit his known pattern."}, {"start": 9038.34, "end": 9040.34, "text": " Paul was alone."}, {"start": 9040.34, "end": 9044.58, "text": " The attack happened in the middle of a residential area, not a remote lover's lane on the outskirts"}, {"start": 9044.58, "end": 9045.58, "text": " of town."}, {"start": 9045.58, "end": 9048.22, "text": " And the killer only fired a single shot."}, {"start": 9048.22, "end": 9050.960000000001, "text": " But the bloody piece of Paul's shirt seems to prove it."}, {"start": 9050.960000000001, "end": 9055.22, "text": " In case the Chronicle considers not printing it in its entirety, the letter also contains"}, {"start": 9055.22, "end": 9056.74, "text": " a terrible threat."}, {"start": 9056.74, "end": 9059.34, "text": " School children make a nice target."}, {"start": 9059.34, "end": 9061.1, "text": " I think I show why not a school..."}, {"start": 9061.1, "end": 9062.74, "text": " Oh hell no bro!"}, {"start": 9062.74, "end": 9069.06, "text": " ...should put a tire and then pick up the kiddies as they come bouncing out."}, {"start": 9069.06, "end": 9073.32, "text": " When the paper publishes the letter, the bay area is hit by another wave of panic."}, {"start": 9073.32, "end": 9074.32, "text": " The biggest one yet."}, {"start": 9074.32, "end": 9075.32, "text": " Oh, this guy's crazy, bro."}, {"start": 9075.32, "end": 9077.519999999999, "text": " People were already living in fearful, uncertain times."}, {"start": 9077.519999999999, "end": 9078.519999999999, "text": " They've got to find him."}, {"start": 9078.519999999999, "end": 9083.14, "text": " The 1960s are tumultuous, marked by political assassinations, the Manson murders, and the"}, {"start": 9083.14, "end": 9084.14, "text": " Vietnam War."}, {"start": 9084.14, "end": 9088.359999999999, "text": " And for the first time, the public can watch most of it unfold on Color TV."}, {"start": 9088.359999999999, "end": 9089.359999999999, "text": " Who raided Jack?"}, {"start": 9089.359999999999, "end": 9091.359999999999, "text": " The thousands frequently take to the streets in the bay."}, {"start": 9091.359999999999, "end": 9094.119999999999, "text": " Tatum raid, tatum, thank you for the raid."}, {"start": 9094.119999999999, "end": 9097.08, "text": " Tatum, thank you so much for the raid."}, {"start": 9097.08, "end": 9098.44, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 9098.44, "end": 9102.08, "text": " Weird time for Tatum viewers to join the stream."}, {"start": 9102.08, "end": 9105.1, "text": " You're probably wondering, oh, why are his nipples out?"}, {"start": 9105.1, "end": 9110.1, "text": " So basically, I'm on perks and my body's very itchy."}, {"start": 9111.48, "end": 9112.96, "text": " Area's major cities."}, {"start": 9112.96, "end": 9114.48, "text": " There are anti-war demonstrations,"}, {"start": 9114.48, "end": 9116.36, "text": " sit-ins and protest marches."}, {"start": 9116.36, "end": 9119.0, "text": " Many wear the now famous peace sign buttons."}, {"start": 9119.0, "end": 9120.36, "text": " In one of his later letters,"}, {"start": 9120.36, "end": 9122.4, "text": " the Zodiac killer will sarcastically demand"}, {"start": 9122.4, "end": 9124.6, "text": " protesters start wearing his symbol instead."}, {"start": 9124.6, "end": 9125.44, "text": " Oh, hell no."}, {"start": 9125.44, "end": 9127.84, "text": " The moment when many people desperately hope for peace."}, {"start": 9127.84, "end": 9128.84, "text": " This guy's obsessed."}, {"start": 9128.84, "end": 9133.2, "text": " No, there's no way this guy didn't make a single mistake throughout all these kills."}, {"start": 9133.2, "end": 9134.2, "text": " There's no way."}, {"start": 9134.2, "end": 9138.44, "text": " Society from within by threatening the most vulnerable target of all."}, {"start": 9138.44, "end": 9139.44, "text": " Children."}, {"start": 9139.44, "end": 9145.560000000001, "text": " In Napa County alone, 65 school buses take thousands of children to school every day."}, {"start": 9145.560000000001, "end": 9149.08, "text": " The vehicles cover a daily total of 7,000 kilometers."}, {"start": 9149.08, "end": 9153.4, "text": " Some stretches of road are quite dangerous, with isolated sections, sharp turns, and"}, {"start": 9153.4, "end": 9154.4, "text": " blind intersections."}, {"start": 9154.4, "end": 9161.08, "text": " The bus drivers are instructed on handling potentially violent attacks keep driving the"}, {"start": 9161.08, "end": 9165.82, "text": " bus even on a flat tire tell the children to lie on the floor don't stop until you've"}, {"start": 9165.82, "end": 9171.9, "text": " reached a well populated area protection is ramped up to 70 units of heavily armed policemen"}, {"start": 9171.9, "end": 9176.42, "text": " guard the Napa County buses Rangers and pickup trucks escort them while air patrol"}, {"start": 9176.42, "end": 9181.779999999999, "text": " planes fly overhead police protection is increased in almost a year this dude can send a letter"}, {"start": 9181.78, "end": 9186.66, "text": " in the mail and instantly has cops following school buses to school. I mean, bro."}, {"start": 9186.66, "end": 9191.060000000001, "text": " Every community in Northern California, plain clothes offices are deployed."}, {"start": 9191.060000000001, "end": 9193.7, "text": " Every threat, no matter how small, is taken seriously."}, {"start": 9194.900000000001, "end": 9199.94, "text": " A few days later, a man calls the Oakland Police Department. He claims to be the Zodiac Killer"}, {"start": 9199.94, "end": 9203.060000000001, "text": " and he demands to speak with one of the two most famous defense attorneys in the"}, {"start": 9203.060000000001, "end": 9207.140000000001, "text": " country. See, bro, like this is what I'm talking about. Any like fake person can"}, {"start": 9207.14, "end": 9209.939999999999, "text": " can now just call it as a zodiac killer, bro."}, {"start": 9209.939999999999, "end": 9212.779999999999, "text": " This is probably what made it so hard to find him."}, {"start": 9212.779999999999, "end": 9213.98, "text": " Country."}, {"start": 9213.98, "end": 9216.14, "text": " This is the zodiac speaking."}, {"start": 9216.14, "end": 9219.38, "text": " I want you to get in touch with F. Lee Bailey."}, {"start": 9219.38, "end": 9221.18, "text": " If you can't come up with Bailey,"}, {"start": 9221.18, "end": 9223.26, "text": " I'll settle for Mel Belly."}, {"start": 9223.26, "end": 9225.14, "text": " I want one or the other to appear"}, {"start": 9225.14, "end": 9227.099999999999, "text": " on the Channel 7 talk show."}, {"start": 9227.099999999999, "end": 9229.5, "text": " I'll make contact by telephone."}, {"start": 9229.5, "end": 9231.539999999999, "text": " Melvin Belly agrees right away."}, {"start": 9231.539999999999, "end": 9233.859999999999, "text": " Just hours later, he's in the studio."}, {"start": 9233.859999999999, "end": 9236.619999999999, "text": " Half of America is glued to their TVs."}, {"start": 9236.62, "end": 9240.980000000001, "text": " In a normal edition of the show, viewers can call in to participate, but tonight the lines"}, {"start": 9240.980000000001, "end": 9244.18, "text": " are kept clear so the Zodiac Killer can get in touch."}, {"start": 9244.18, "end": 9245.18, "text": " And he does."}, {"start": 9245.18, "end": 9247.140000000001, "text": " He even gives Belly his real name."}, {"start": 9247.140000000001, "end": 9248.140000000001, "text": " Sam."}, {"start": 9248.140000000001, "end": 9249.140000000001, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 9249.140000000001, "end": 9252.140000000001, "text": " Tell us what's going on inside you right now, Sam."}, {"start": 9252.140000000001, "end": 9253.140000000001, "text": " I have..."}, {"start": 9253.140000000001, "end": 9254.140000000001, "text": " Belly."}, {"start": 9254.140000000001, "end": 9258.78, "text": " How long have you had those headaches, such Sam?"}, {"start": 9258.78, "end": 9260.58, "text": " In a long time?"}, {"start": 9260.58, "end": 9262.58, "text": " Sam hangs up and calls back."}, {"start": 9262.58, "end": 9268.3, "text": " Eventually he loses control and simply screams over and over and he repeats his terrible threat"}, {"start": 9272.98, "end": 9282.28, "text": " Sam calls the show 35 times. Oh my god, he can't control it anymore chat. He can't control his urges to kill. He's going crazy"}, {"start": 9283.74, "end": 9285.74, "text": " Why would he tell him his real name?"}, {"start": 9285.74, "end": 9290.38, "text": " gift to five Joey thank you so much for the five gifted bro thank you only 12 of"}, {"start": 9290.38, "end": 9294.78, "text": " the calls are heard on there the longest of them is nine minutes that's long"}, {"start": 9294.78, "end": 9299.06, "text": " enough to trace the call and long enough to find out that Sam is not the Zodiac"}, {"start": 9299.06, "end": 9303.5, "text": " killer I knew it I told you a hospital patient suffering from a mental"}, {"start": 9303.5, "end": 9307.98, "text": " disorder I knew it bro shortly after the Chronicle receives two new letters"}, {"start": 9307.98, "end": 9312.32, "text": " from the real Zodiac inside the first envelope is a greeting card on the"}, {"start": 9312.32, "end": 9318.8, "text": " front it says sorry I haven't written but I just wash my pin the message inside"}, {"start": 9318.8, "end": 9323.72, "text": " reads I thought you would need a good laugh before you hear the bad news you"}, {"start": 9323.72, "end": 9328.64, "text": " won't get the news for a while yet yes could you print this new cipher in your"}, {"start": 9328.64, "end": 9335.0, "text": " front page I did awfully lonely when I am ignored so lonely I could know these"}, {"start": 9335.0, "end": 9341.52, "text": " cups suck chat these cups are ass bro it's composed of 340 characters and it"}, {"start": 9341.52, "end": 9343.640000000001, "text": " won't be solved for five decades."}, {"start": 9345.48, "end": 9347.32, "text": " December 3, 2020."}, {"start": 9347.32, "end": 9348.6, "text": " Three men set at their computers"}, {"start": 9348.6, "end": 9350.16, "text": " on different sides of the planet."}, {"start": 9350.16, "end": 9352.720000000001, "text": " American software developer David Aranichek,"}, {"start": 9352.720000000001, "end": 9355.0, "text": " Belgian computer programmer Yarl Van Icke,"}, {"start": 9355.0, "end": 9357.44, "text": " and Australian mathematician Sam Blake."}, {"start": 9357.44, "end": 9359.5, "text": " For years, they've been collaboratively obsessing"}, {"start": 9359.5, "end": 9360.800000000001, "text": " over the same mystery."}, {"start": 9360.800000000001, "end": 9363.28, "text": " The 340-character cipher, the Zodiac killer,"}, {"start": 9363.28, "end": 9364.800000000001, "text": " sent to the San Francisco Chronicle"}, {"start": 9364.800000000001, "end": 9365.640000000001, "text": " following the teaser."}, {"start": 9365.640000000001, "end": 9366.68, "text": " Wait, so how do they find him?"}, {"start": 9366.68, "end": 9368.76, "text": " With his first riddle solved within a week,"}, {"start": 9368.76, "end": 9370.800000000001, "text": " Zodiac must have made a bigger effort."}, {"start": 9370.800000000001, "end": 9377.54, "text": " His second cipher was almost certainly created with pen and paper, too, but it proved complex enough to remain unbroken for 51 years."}, {"start": 9377.54, "end": 9380.2, "text": " Wait, he's never been found still to this day?"}, {"start": 9385.920000000002, "end": 9387.04, "text": " Still God."}, {"start": 9391.300000000001, "end": 9394.300000000001, "text": " So people still don't know who the zodiac killer is. That's cruel."}, {"start": 9394.300000000001, "end": 9399.300000000001, "text": " This isn't for lack of trying. Numerous experts have reportedly taken a crack at what has become known as the..."}, {"start": 9399.300000000001, "end": 9401.300000000001, "text": " Probably dead now, yeah."}, {"start": 9401.300000000001, "end": 9407.300000000001, "text": " The American Cryptogram Association, Navy cryptographers, countless amateur code breakers, and the NSA."}, {"start": 9407.300000000001, "end": 9411.300000000001, "text": " David Yarl and Sam alone have already spent years trying to break it."}, {"start": 9411.300000000001, "end": 9417.300000000001, "text": " They know it's homophonic. Z340 consists of 63 different symbols, so every plain text letter is represent-"}, {"start": 9417.300000000001, "end": 9419.300000000001, "text": " Wait, how do they know it's homophobic? Why?"}, {"start": 9419.300000000001, "end": 9423.300000000001, "text": " David Yarl and Sam alone have already spent years trying to break it."}, {"start": 9423.300000000001, "end": 9424.840000000002, "text": " They know it's homophonic."}, {"start": 9424.840000000002, "end": 9427.380000000001, "text": " Z340 consists of 63 different symbols,"}, {"start": 9427.380000000001, "end": 9430.420000000002, "text": " so every plain text letter is represented by several."}, {"start": 9430.420000000002, "end": 9431.380000000001, "text": " But they have another theory."}, {"start": 9431.380000000001, "end": 9433.380000000001, "text": " If they can't read it, how do they know he's homophobic?"}, {"start": 9433.380000000001, "end": 9435.300000000001, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 9435.300000000001, "end": 9437.18, "text": " The Zodiac killer must have done something else"}, {"start": 9437.18, "end": 9439.380000000001, "text": " to his message before encrypting it."}, {"start": 9439.380000000001, "end": 9440.86, "text": " They start experimenting."}, {"start": 9440.86, "end": 9444.94, "text": " Sam sends David a total of 650,000 variations of the cipher."}, {"start": 9444.94, "end": 9446.94, "text": " David runs them all through a code-breaking code"}, {"start": 9446.94, "end": 9449.820000000002, "text": " I wrote by Yarl called EZ decrypt."}, {"start": 9449.820000000002, "end": 9452.980000000001, "text": " For months, thousands of these results look like gibberish."}, {"start": 9452.98, "end": 9458.14, "text": " But today, December 3rd, David suddenly stumbles on some real words in one of the solutions."}, {"start": 9458.14, "end": 9462.14, "text": " Hope you are, trying to catch me, and the gas chamber."}, {"start": 9462.14, "end": 9463.699999999999, "text": " He almost overlooks them."}, {"start": 9463.699999999999, "end": 9466.98, "text": " But these words will be the key to finally solving Z340."}, {"start": 9466.98, "end": 9467.699999999999, "text": " Oh my god, I don't know."}, {"start": 9467.699999999999, "end": 9470.98, "text": " The Zodiac killer's first cipher was delivered in three separate letters,"}, {"start": 9470.98, "end": 9474.26, "text": " so Yarl proposes splitting the 340 cipher into three."}, {"start": 9474.26, "end": 9476.939999999999, "text": " The first two sections comprise two paragraphs."}, {"start": 9476.939999999999, "end": 9478.42, "text": " Each has nine lines."}, {"start": 9478.42, "end": 9480.34, "text": " The third is just two lines."}, {"start": 9480.34, "end": 9482.98, "text": " They rearrange the cipher using a diagonal reading rule."}, {"start": 9483.34, "end": 9486.1, "text": " They start by writing out the symbol in the upper left hand corner."}, {"start": 9486.460000000001, "end": 9488.74, "text": " Then they move one symbol down and two to the right."}, {"start": 9488.74, "end": 9489.460000000001, "text": " I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 9489.460000000001, "end": 9492.18, "text": " Like, dude, this is like some coding shit."}, {"start": 9492.18, "end": 9496.22, "text": " Like this is crazy to even for him to even know how to like write like this."}, {"start": 9496.22, "end": 9497.26, "text": " This is insane."}, {"start": 9497.5, "end": 9498.1, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 9498.1, "end": 9498.82, "text": " Simple there."}, {"start": 9499.02, "end": 9501.26, "text": " This continues until they reach the edge of the cipher."}, {"start": 9501.7, "end": 9504.62, "text": " Then they repeat this game starting with the top row's second letter."}, {"start": 9505.06, "end": 9506.42, "text": " Then comes the final tweak."}, {"start": 9506.86, "end": 9508.54, "text": " As it searches for the rest of the key."}, {"start": 9508.54, "end": 9512.060000000001, "text": " David tells Yarl's decrypting software to retain the words he found before."}, {"start": 9512.62, "end": 9516.220000000001, "text": " Hope you were trying to catch me and gas chamber."}, {"start": 9516.220000000001, "end": 9519.740000000002, "text": " He clicks a button and boom, a phrase pops out."}, {"start": 9519.740000000002, "end": 9521.42, "text": " That wasn't me on the TV show."}, {"start": 9522.060000000001, "end": 9525.34, "text": " David leaps out of his chair yelling, holy s***."}, {"start": 9525.34, "end": 9529.740000000002, "text": " He knows the Zodiac sent this cipher about two weeks after Sam called into the TV show."}, {"start": 9530.300000000001, "end": 9531.900000000001, "text": " They're on the right track."}, {"start": 9531.900000000001, "end": 9537.02, "text": " Apart from being a homophonic substitution cipher, Z340 is also transposition cipher."}, {"start": 9537.02, "end": 9542.460000000001, "text": " The plaintext characters have been shifted according to a more or less regular system."}, {"start": 9542.460000000001, "end": 9545.62, "text": " The international team has to make some final adjustments."}, {"start": 9545.62, "end": 9549.880000000001, "text": " Some words are misspelled, spelled backwards or exempted from the diagonal reading rule."}, {"start": 9549.880000000001, "end": 9552.220000000001, "text": " But eventually they come up with a coherent message."}, {"start": 9552.220000000001, "end": 9553.220000000001, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 9553.220000000001, "end": 9554.74, "text": " Two days later the FBI confirms it."}, {"start": 9554.74, "end": 9558.66, "text": " In his message, Zodiac clarifies that he isn't afraid of death."}, {"start": 9558.66, "end": 9562.58, "text": " He believes dying will bring him to paradise, where all of his victims will serve him"}, {"start": 9562.58, "end": 9563.58, "text": " as slaves."}, {"start": 9563.58, "end": 9566.62, "text": " I hope you are having lots of fun trying to catch me."}, {"start": 9566.62, "end": 9567.820000000002, "text": " Oh, hell no."}, {"start": 9591.34, "end": 9593.34, "text": " Yo, boy!"}, {"start": 9596.62, "end": 9603.18, "text": " 51-year-old cipher is a small sensation among people still fascinated by the case they've cracked the cipher 50 years later"}, {"start": 9606.86, "end": 9610.34, "text": " But it doesn't bring investigators any closer to actually solving it"}, {"start": 9611.54, "end": 9616.58, "text": " Back in 1969 who knows how many people he's killed since then with the TV show"}, {"start": 9616.820000000002, "end": 9619.94, "text": " This one is a seven-page diatribe aimed at the police"}, {"start": 9620.140000000001, "end": 9626.58, "text": " The killer mockingly refers to the officers as blue pigs and accuses them of making blatant mistakes in the manhunt"}, {"start": 9626.62, "end": 9629.86, "text": " The letter also includes a drawing."}, {"start": 9629.86, "end": 9633.7, "text": " It's a sketch of a bomb Zodiac wants to plant on the school bus."}, {"start": 9633.7, "end": 9638.980000000001, "text": " The threat isn't made public, but it stokes fear of a potential school bus attack."}, {"start": 9638.980000000001, "end": 9641.02, "text": " Investigators are growing desperate."}, {"start": 9641.02, "end": 9645.54, "text": " About two months after the murder of taxi driver Paul Stein, a self-proclaimed seer named"}, {"start": 9645.54, "end": 9648.02, "text": " Joseph DeLewis comes forward."}, {"start": 9648.02, "end": 9651.740000000002, "text": " A few years ago, he accurately predicted that the Kennedy family would be hit by"}, {"start": 9651.740000000002, "end": 9653.460000000001, "text": " a horrible tragedy."}, {"start": 9653.460000000001, "end": 9658.060000000001, "text": " Now he claims to have been receiving mental transmissions from the Zodiac killer."}, {"start": 9658.060000000001, "end": 9662.140000000001, "text": " He says he's begun to form a mental picture of Zodiac and to receive detailed insight into"}, {"start": 9662.140000000001, "end": 9664.220000000001, "text": " the killer's personal life."}, {"start": 9664.220000000001, "end": 9668.580000000002, "text": " The Louise feels that Zodiac prefers walking over driving, that he spent time in some kind"}, {"start": 9668.580000000002, "end": 9671.02, "text": " of reform institution when he was young."}, {"start": 9671.02, "end": 9674.820000000002, "text": " He consumes drugs like speed or goofballs before going out to kill."}, {"start": 9674.820000000002, "end": 9679.660000000002, "text": " His star sign is either Scorpio or Aquarius, and he has a little box where he keeps"}, {"start": 9679.660000000002, "end": 9683.02, "text": " the things that drive him to commit his horrible crimes."}, {"start": 9683.02, "end": 9686.66, "text": " To Louise offers to help the police, accompanied by officers from-"}, {"start": 9686.66, "end": 9687.66, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 9687.66, "end": 9689.66, "text": " I missed that part a little bit."}, {"start": 9689.66, "end": 9692.9, "text": " Drugs like speed or goofballs before going out to kill."}, {"start": 9692.9, "end": 9697.86, "text": " His star sign is either Scorpio or Aquarius, and he has a little box where he keeps the"}, {"start": 9697.86, "end": 9701.1, "text": " things that drive him to commit his horrible crimes."}, {"start": 9701.1, "end": 9706.060000000001, "text": " To Louise offers to help the police, accompanied by officers from two police departments,"}, {"start": 9706.060000000001, "end": 9709.220000000001, "text": " he visits the crime scenes to pick up more vibrations."}, {"start": 9709.22, "end": 9714.46, "text": " The psychic develops intuition about the killer's deep loneliness, love for flowers, and intense"}, {"start": 9714.46, "end": 9716.539999999999, "text": " hatred of the police."}, {"start": 9716.539999999999, "end": 9721.74, "text": " Aside from that, his visits produce nothing of value."}, {"start": 9721.74, "end": 9726.019999999999, "text": " After Polstein's death, more and more people begin to actively engage with the case."}, {"start": 9726.019999999999, "end": 9729.099999999999, "text": " The Mapa County Sheriff's Office receives hundreds of leads."}, {"start": 9729.099999999999, "end": 9732.38, "text": " The San Francisco PD gets almost a thousand."}, {"start": 9732.38, "end": 9736.98, "text": " Concerned citizens start suspecting their neighbors, ex-husbands, and coworkers."}, {"start": 9736.98, "end": 9743.619999999999, "text": " In 1969 and in 1983, over 2,500 suspects are considered in San Francisco alone, but most"}, {"start": 9743.619999999999, "end": 9745.42, "text": " of it leads nowhere."}, {"start": 9745.42, "end": 9750.46, "text": " Throughout the 1970s, police investigators keep coming back to one man in particular,"}, {"start": 9750.46, "end": 9752.46, "text": " Arthur Lee Allen."}, {"start": 9752.46, "end": 9755.9, "text": " He's the only suspect ever publicly named by the police."}, {"start": 9755.9, "end": 9759.3, "text": " In 1971, a former friend of Allen's contacts the authorities."}, {"start": 9759.3, "end": 9764.02, "text": " He tells them Allen repeatedly expressed disturbing fantasies about killing couples and school"}, {"start": 9764.02, "end": 9768.34, "text": " children and sending cryptic letters about his murders to the police."}, {"start": 9768.34, "end": 9772.220000000001, "text": " The friend claims he even considered calling himself Zodiac."}, {"start": 9772.220000000001, "end": 9775.140000000001, "text": " So police begin investigating Arthur Lee Allen."}, {"start": 9775.140000000001, "end": 9777.28, "text": " He matches the killer's general description."}, {"start": 9777.28, "end": 9781.1, "text": " He said to have known Darlene casually and to have lived in Balejo at the time of his"}, {"start": 9781.1, "end": 9782.1, "text": " murders."}, {"start": 9782.1, "end": 9785.86, "text": " He also owned a typewriter of the same model allegedly used to type some of the Zodiac"}, {"start": 9785.86, "end": 9787.02, "text": " letters."}, {"start": 9787.02, "end": 9789.94, "text": " Multiple search warrants are issued for him over the years."}, {"start": 9789.94, "end": 9794.34, "text": " Neither Allen's fingerprints nor his handwriting matched the existing evidence."}, {"start": 9794.34, "end": 9800.34, "text": " Years later, advances in DNA analysis effectively ruled him out as the Zodiac Killer, posthumously."}, {"start": 9800.34, "end": 9803.380000000001, "text": " Allen dies in 1992 at the age of 58."}, {"start": 9803.380000000001, "end": 9806.1, "text": " He was never formally charged with anything."}, {"start": 9806.1, "end": 9811.54, "text": " Over time, investigators in amateur sleuths identify numerous potential suspects."}, {"start": 9811.54, "end": 9815.300000000001, "text": " But like Allen, none can be conclusively linked to the crimes."}, {"start": 9815.300000000001, "end": 9817.42, "text": " The Zodiac remains a ghost."}, {"start": 9817.42, "end": 9822.62, "text": " much so that a 2020 book proposes another wild but highly intriguing theory. What if the"}, {"start": 9822.62, "end": 9825.42, "text": " Zodiac Killer never existed? What if it-"}, {"start": 9825.42, "end": 9831.18, "text": " Hey, what's up, Michael? I think the perks are hidden, bro. I'm falling asleep here, bro."}, {"start": 9831.18, "end": 9835.9, "text": " I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna just get off, dude. I'm trying to stay awake, but these"}, {"start": 9835.9, "end": 9839.9, "text": " perks are hidden, bro, and I'm just falling asleep trying to watch the video."}, {"start": 9839.9, "end": 9841.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9847.1, "end": 9849.1, "text": " Finished the vid"}, {"start": 9852.58, "end": 9855.18, "text": " I'll be honest, bro. I don't got it in me"}, {"start": 9855.9, "end": 9861.539999999999, "text": " These perks are heated like a truck right now. But wait, what time is it? What time is it?"}, {"start": 9865.58, "end": 9867.58, "text": " 12"}, {"start": 9867.58, "end": 9889.98, "text": " to the last. Shit, I might just pop another one. I might just pop another one. A lot of"}, {"start": 9889.98, "end": 9897.98, "text": " I'm not addicted bro, I'm just about to understand the pain"}, {"start": 9897.98, "end": 9901.98, "text": " I start getting pain and then I start dozing off"}, {"start": 9901.98, "end": 9905.98, "text": " Before I know it, I just sound asleep bro"}, {"start": 9905.98, "end": 9925.859999999999, "text": " I'm not a drug addict, I'm not a drug addict, bro, but hey, listen, I'm going to bed chat."}, {"start": 9925.859999999999, "end": 9926.859999999999, "text": " I'm fucking tired."}, {"start": 9926.859999999999, "end": 9930.1, "text": " I'm sitting here falling asleep trying to watch this video."}, {"start": 9930.1, "end": 9935.14, "text": " I haven't gotten much sleep over the last two days because of this pain my knee is"}, {"start": 9935.14, "end": 9942.82, "text": " in but um W stream I still try to go live and talk to y'all for a little bit um I"}, {"start": 9942.82, "end": 9947.14, "text": " don't know what I'm gonna be live next I'll see tomorrow I have a doctor's"}, {"start": 9947.14, "end": 9952.5, "text": " appointment where I'm going to get laser treatment on my knee so I probably"}, {"start": 9952.5, "end": 9957.859999999999, "text": " won't be live tomorrow and then I have to drive back to LA I don't know I'll"}, {"start": 9957.859999999999, "end": 9962.9, "text": " keep y'all updated um but I'm probably not gonna be live for like normal streams"}, {"start": 9962.9, "end": 9966.58, "text": " until this pain is fully gone, not fully gone, but like until I can at least like get up by"}, {"start": 9966.58, "end": 9976.5, "text": " myself and function. But it's pinned in the chat right now my PO box. Once I'm back to streaming,"}, {"start": 9976.5, "end": 9982.42, "text": " I'm doing a big, I'm doing a big post surgery PO box opening. So if anybody wants to go"}, {"start": 9983.06, "end": 9988.26, "text": " send me PO, anything that you guys think will help for my post surgery, we're going to do that"}, {"start": 9988.26, "end": 9994.14, "text": " once I get back to LA join the Twitter column to stay updated and yeah I love"}, {"start": 9994.14, "end": 9998.66, "text": " y'all and I'm gonna see you guys soon bro appreciate y'all for coming by and"}, {"start": 9998.66, "end": 10005.460000000001, "text": " hanging with me I was bored so I'll see y'all soon"}]}