you
Other well, how do I tell brother? I am on fucking I am on I'm on bro
Look at what I got just sitting next to me right now, dude. Just look at this bro
Brother what do they got me on dude? What what do they got me on bro? They got me on morphine
oxycodone
percocet
Cyclo benza prime in Meloxicam. They got me on they got me on everything under the Sun chat
They got me on everything bro
Now I'm gonna be honest
When I tell you guys
First off first off
Let me explain to y'all right now
What has been going on? I'm gonna take these headphones off because I swear I'm hearing oceans and shit
Let me explain to you guys. What has been going on with me the last two days since I got out of surgery, bro
Can y'all hear me? It's audio good though. It's audio good everything good
I'm not a tweaker. I'm not a tweaker, bro
um, so
Since I got out of since I got out of surgery. I literally came back here right away and
And then um, I'm gonna be honest. I've been sitting in this bed. I have not moved
since
Yesterday, I think it's I think it was what whatever time I got back like one or two
Maybe I have not moved out of this bed. I can't move
My body cannot physically move like my leg my leg can't move
I don't know how to explain it. You have to get up. No, no, no, I trust me. I talk to the doctor
I'm I'm not doing anything wrong. So basically, what happened was because of
because I had a double meniscus tear, he had to he had to do extra incisions and
do a bunch of extra shit in my knee. So every time I try to move my leg, I it
starts spazzing. I didn't even know what a muscle spasm was until today. So
So every time I try to move my leg, I get like really bad cramps and my muscles start
to spasm because they're going through trauma from the surgery.
How do you go to the bathroom?
Yeah, so I've been peeing in a bottle.
Every time I've had to pee, I peed in a bottle and then Darla has to dump the bottle of
pee out and then clean it and give it back to me for me to pee again.
It's, I'm gonna be honest, it's literally, I feel like an animal, bro.
I literally feel inhumane. It's disgusting. It's the most disgusting thing ever
Actually the most disgusting thing ever peeing into a bottle literally makes me feel like a grown man child. I
Don't have a diaper do you want who wants me to wear a diaper in case I have to shit
You had the shit yeah, and I've just been holding it in I'm not to wearing a diaper
I'm a grown man. I'm not putting a diaper on
Drew wants me to put a diaper on but I'm not putting a diaper on
Do you have to poop in a bottle too? I haven't had to poop yet. Thank God. Um, I haven't had to poop yet, but
But yeah chat so so I don't know y'all know this but apparently when you get surgery
They put on these things called nerve blockers when you do the surgery
So that the nerve blockers so that you don't feel anything in your nerves
Last night at 3 30 in the morning
Brother I was sound asleep. I wake up out of my sleep. I thought I was getting stabbed
I like I thought I was gonna stab in my knee and it's because the nerve blocker was only like for like 20 hours or some shit
So my nerve blocker wore off in the middle. Oh
This part so my nerve blocker wore off in the middle of the night and it hurts so bad
Why are you guys saying you bro? Just I did not shit myself
But yeah, basically all today I've just been in like
In insane amount of pain like pain that I don't even know how to describe bro
The pain has been so bad. It's been such bad pain
And then the doctor called and he gave me morphine. So now in order to help the perks
I'm taking morphine as well because apparently morphine like helps the perks take away the pain
I'm not addicted. Yo, I'm not addicted to pain meds, bro
But I will say this the perks every time I take a perk. I literally just doze off
I don't know if that's normal, but I'll take I'll take a perk and then I'll close my eyes and I'll just like
my body will feel warm and
And I'll just doze off and I remember the first one I took I thought I was floating on a ravioli. I
Don't know how I don't know how to explain it other than I was floating on a ravioli, bro
That's literally all I know how to explain it as
W itchy perk what is an itchy perk though?
How come you always float in I don't know bro, I don't know I don't know I don't know
But yeah, I'm live cuz I literally have nothing to do. I've been laying in bed all day in pain
I just got these this morphine so it's oh I look you have to pee
And my dead ass but I have to hide my screen and pee in a bottle real quick
Can you give me the pee bottle
I have to pee.
Thank you, baby.
Thank you.
This is like, there's no one about to do this right now, bro.
There's no way I'm gonna do this right now, bro
Why you smelling it? No, it smells good. It smells like wait Darnell. What's what's flavor soap is that?
Smells like cinnamon and I look you got to try to sit up a little bit here. Hold on
Okay, chat this might hurt a lot. I'm gonna try to sit up so I can pee
All right shit, I'm gonna hide the wait keep shut the door darla. I'm gonna hide the camera and pee real quick
All right, yeah, I'm about to pee in his bottle. Oh my god. I don't know how many people are with it
Hold on. I gotta move I gotta move this I gotta move this stuff
Son
Oh no. Oh no chat. Oh no. Oh no.
I'm gonna do this shit wait actually don't know how I'm gonna do this with the setup
here fuck okay wait oh my god the setup okay hold on a minute hold on a minute
I'm not going yet I'm not going yet I'm not going yet okay like I did not
think I'd have to pee as soon as I go live bro oh my god like what are the
odds I have to pee as soon as I spark up what got leaked chat nothing got
leaked your dick I didn't even pull my dick out I didn't even pull my dick out
bro I wanted to go live maybe like react to a little shit and now I'm just
doing a fucking piss stream, bro.
Man, I'm just doing a piss stream, bro.
Okay, okay, hold on.
Okay, okay.
You got this.
Just pull out the little lay, pull them out,
put them in the bottle and just take a little piss.
There's no need to be shy, right, Jack?
There's no need to be shy.
El flow, I didn't even start going yet.
I gotta figure out how to move this setup.
Oh my God.
You know what?
I'm not even gonna go.
I'm not even gonna piss.
Fuck it, I'm not even gonna piss.
I'm literally just not gonna piss, whatever.
I'm about to just start doing reactions.
I'm about to just start doing reactions, bro.
even though I have to piss.
Go IRL you lazy fuck.
Yo, what do you mean go IRL?
How do you want me to go IRL, okay, then just piss yourself?
All right Drew, can you come here real quick?
I need you to move the setup.
This little trace in the way.
Where should I move it?
Like just pick it up?
Just, just, I just, I got a pitch really bad.
So make sure you don't hit my,
Ow!
Trying not to.
Okay, okay, wait, wait, oh my God.
This is hard.
Okay, wait, okay, hold on.
Hold on.
I'd rather crack the laptop first.
Sure, yeah.
Fuck!
Wait, it's connected to some chip though.
Okay, okay, wait a minute.
All right, just put the laptop, just fuck.
No, shit.
Snacks and wheat.
I don't give a fuck, bro.
I've been shutting out, I don't give a fuck.
I'll admit it.
in here fucking shut up what'd you jump oh it's just a target okay okay I'm gonna
move this I need you to make sure hide the camera you pick up the laptop and
make sure the screen of black I'm about to just so can you show me the position
I'm gonna actually first cuz I don't think you've seen from a leg cat this is
a position I've done in for two days by the way literally laying just like
this look I have not moved bro and now I just take my bottle I pull my pants down
and I piss into the bottle that's literally what I do you please hide the screen
try to cover the camera no no make it black because you can't be in here
while my dick is out on piss in the black checking I'll see anything I just
want to start the camera so it's like how did you know true turn it off like
fully off yes but it's black I don't care if there's a shadow it's fully
black true turn it off all right all right actually imagine about this
Yes, hold on a minute, um...
Chad, sorry for the quick intermission. It's just a quick little piss break.
Alright, it's black.
You need the mic?
No, I don't need the lights. I'll have it.
Let me know when you're ready.
Is it actually black? Like no trouble?
Open your stream!
Alright.
Pushing, laying down, light, these top 10 hardest things in the world is by the way, just put
that up there, no one in the shed has done it before.
and I'm not gonna lie
It makes it ten times harder
When you're a when you're a grower and not a shower because what I'm soft my dick is so small that it barely fits in the bottle
Okay
Okay. Okay. Okay. Come on. A little bit more. A little bit more. Nope, it's like that.
Okay. Good. Good. Great. Darla? Can you come here please?
All right, Drew, can you come back and send up all my penises
the way.
So if I put it back where you want me to put it, I could do it.
Fuck it.
Alright.
Okay.
Okay, I think I'm good.
I think I'm good, bro.
Why are they saying you? No one is underneath. No one is underneath. Drew. Bro, tell me you're trolling. You're police.
Bro, they're not talking about that. Why are they saying you?
They're working at Coco's shop that way.
Oh, here, Mike.
Oh my god. You all right?
Brother, you need to shower.
Yo, dude, how do you want me to shower?
I can't move my body.
My leg does not lift.
My how do you shit?
I have not had to shit.
Thank God.
kidding chat Darla has literally been like it actually I actually don't know
what I would do if I got this surgery without Darla I'm not kidding she's
woken up at 2 a.m. 4 a.m. 3 a.m. 6 a.m. gotten me a piss bottle like sat there
while I piss in a bottle then dumped it out into the toilet cleaned it she's
she's like gotten me my meds every single time I needed a drink she wakes up
gets me a drink I'm not like kidding I don't know what I would do if I did not
have Darla and true I'm beyond it's true's been helpful to you a little bit
here and there but you know obviously true is not really true I mean you've been
helpful but I'm not gonna have you like like clean my piss and like that's why I
said you've been helpful but you haven't been like cleaning my piss like Darla
Hey, Drew, the second monitor's not working.
How much pain have you been in since the surgery?
I don't know if anybody in the chat
has had to go through the surgery that I went through ACL
in both meniscus, but it's the worst pain I've ever felt in my life.
Nothing has even come close, like, ever.
It's really bad, like, it's like, really, really, it's terrible.
It's like really bad
Yo, Coco if you squeeze that toy one more time put you on the fucking grill and I could walk
Let me go to the column
Okay, I can't get up
Hold on may have some reactions here a little bit of reactions going check not a bad show and
For all the people that are saying oh
Oh, bro's getting fat, bro looks more fat.
Yeah, dude, I do look more fat, okay?
Number one, I just got out of surgery, okay?
Number two, I have been laying down for 30 hours straight,
not able to move.
Number four, I'm on five different meds
and one of the meds makes you gain weight
and I'm also laying down so my face is squished
and whoever just told me to go to the gym,
Like genuinely just die bro.
Like whoever just thought it would be funny
to tell me to go to the gym.
I'll be honest, I think I'm gonna set up a little thing here.
I'm gonna set up a little like, watch this chat,
watch this tech.
I'm gonna set up a little chat right here,
little chat bubble.
Pull this up, pull up chat.
Hold on a minute, might be cooking up something here.
Get a little reaction going, wait a minute.
Hold on now.
How do I how do I lock my chat here? How do I lock the chat?
Wait lock
Topmost window
Oh
Let's go
Wait Kai speed Minecraft marathon not gonna lie. I did see this already, but let's react to it
Wait, it's really loud
No, no, no, listen, uh, you're gonna take the warden and I'm gonna...
What's the warning?
Wait
Yeah, how long does it actually take like realistically how long is it gonna take them to beat every boss like actually
Am I tweaking or is this not gonna like is it not even possible?
Over a month, surely they don't have to beat it all in the same run though, right?
There's no way they have to beat it all in the same run.
There's just no way they do.
So you're telling me, guy and speed are going to beat the wither, beat the warden, beat
the Elder Guardian and the Ender Dragon all on hardcore mode without dying.
Okay, I mean, that's just not gonna happen.
Like that's literally not gonna happen.
It's easy.
I've done it.
No, you have not.
You know, it's crazy.
I think I said this on stream before, but Drew wanted me and Marlon to do this.
Like six months ago, and I said no, because it would take too long.
Brother, this shit.
Like, I don't think it's possible.
I genuinely don't think it's possible.
It's easy if you're a gamer.
Yeah, but nobody in this chat is a gamer.
Like nobody in this chat is a gamer.
I'm sending this to you.
Ooh, okay.
Hold on.
It's actually kind of calm.
little drawing you gotta oh no I don't have a mouse it's fine
I don't even wanna I don't even wanna be the first person to win a game of OG
Fortnite I'm just not gonna watch now anyone know that is brother you're a
a millionaire instead of a pillow get an actual wedge it helps out a lot and helps out the
pain wait what's a wedge like a potato wedge what's a wedge should I get one of these guys
actually help? I feel like a pillow is better, no? Mama calls Lacey after surgery?
I don't remember this
No, I'm not sure what I genuinely don't oh now the volume's too low
Okay, now you got a chance so you guys said I'll owe me 10 and now the volume's too low
Yo, how about you stop bitching and moaning complaining at every little fucking thing you dumb satchel shit?
Oh now it's only 10 nothing's even playing
Perkridge
Perkrage
Listen to this off the Perkacets. I'm not listening to this off the Perkacets, bro
Oh my god, how old is Silky right here?
Now you know I am the one that I'll find
To stay with you
Oh my god, there's been a time
Oh my god, it's Lil Jerry, bro
When cold's been bright
Now you know I am the one that I'll find
Yo, Summer, what do you keep spamming, bro? What?
Oh
Wait, why did I whoa whoa whoa wait, why did I just lose control of my computer?
like nice alzheimer bro like you're just such a fucking piece of shit ooh
fortnight
What's the game called?
Oh, it's Fortnite.
It's free.
Oh, my leg hurts.
Fuck!
What the fuck is Ron searching up?
What do you mean why does your leg hurt?
Like what?
I just can't get over the fact that you even asked up the question why does my leg hurt?
And what is Ron searching on Fortnite, bro?
What?
Like what?
Hopefully you have a speedy recovery, can't imagine the pain you're in.
Yo, notice how Lacey Updates doesn't have a thread?
You're just such a stupid bitch like do your job
Why does it keep freezing
Joe I eat a mouse
It's fine
But it's stupid shit keeps free. I'm gonna just hold on og4 and play some games, bro
I'm bad as bad. I just our game initiate
I'm about to start game initiative. I can't chat when I play OG4. I can't even I literally just play out controller
Oh wait, but I'm just gonna get stream sniped by the chat
What
When have you been live
My browser keeps just freezing.
Oh, fuck you.
I'm going to say my drugs.
I'm going to say my drugs and I'm going to fucking beat the shit out of you.
I'll beat the fucking bricks off you.
Stop posting AI pictures of me as a girl you fucking weirdos
What is this
Yo, so I got out of surgery two days ago, and you guys are linking me planet fitness like I'm not signing up for planet fitness, dude
You need to shower I'm not gonna lie
Probably smell so bad I actually probably smell so bad
Damn I was I would have told I was I would have spoke to him
When the Senate when the Senate brother words out of my dictionary when the Senate
Jack if I was just going around slinging the n-word on a daily basis
Don't you think when I was when I was on drugs and under anesthesia?
I would have just started slinging that shit like what?
No
I was dead-ass crying bro. I'm such a fucking pussy
Grown ass man crying from a little fucking cut isn't he?
Oh bitch.
Lacey, if you're apparently so fat, just go on a walk.
Darla helping Lacey.
This is disgusting, bro. What is this?
In the New York City, I'm a thousand miles away from you
Tatum! Tatum with the 10 gifted!
Tatum, thank you so much for the 10!
W Tatum in the chat, thank you for the 10 gifted, Tatum.
I appreciate you. Thank you.
I think so pretty
Look at my whoa
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true
Hey there Delilah, don't you worry about the business?
My little whoa
You gained 10 pounds in two days.
See, it's just fucked up to even say, bro, like you see me fresh out of surgery on five
different medications, laying down and all you can do is make fun of my weight instead
of just like saying, oh, I hope you feel better.
You just like start making fun of me.
You gotta get one of these to shower.
The shit will slip and fall in the shower dude. I'm not show I'm not showering. I'm not showering to like a lock.
like why are you why are you doing mathematics on my eyes look at this you
should get it for your leg
hope your knee gets better but does your fat ass just think of food like
like potato edges?
They're like, what is this?
No, I cannot do this.
I can't even synorhips it.
There are people who got open heart surgeries
or way bigger surgeries
and they don't bitch as much as you.
Stop trying and suck it up.
Athletes get knee surgery all the time.
When did I bitch?
When did I bitch, bro?
Like, no, no, no, genuine question.
When did I bitch?
FS Slurp, thank you so much for the five gifted.
When did I, when did I bitch?
This is just me updating my community, bro.
That's all this is,
is me updating my community
on when I'm gonna be live next.
me bitching luna da one let's look at your fucking profile uh-huh
count your days
Jesus Christ this kid is miserable holy fuck sonny button
my god pickle Rick thank you for the five get big pickle Rick with the five
Thank you, brother. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Check your phone. I'm not gonna lie. My phone is nowhere near me brother. It's on the complete other side and I can't get up
This is what a wedge is I
Guess this is gonna help me
Yo, my boy Slurk, thanks for another 5 Gifted.
Okay, so Chad, here's the main issue that I've been thinking about is I have a 6-hour
drive home. How am I going to get home? Like, dude, I have a six hour drive home. I don't
I don't know how I'm going to like get home comfortably.
When is your ACL surgery?
Wow, bro.
This is actually, it's so crazy
because this is actually going to be very soon.
Like a lot of people probably don't realize
this is this is gonna be a real picture very very soon obviously I'm not gonna
be wearing number 24 but me being in a Lakers uniform in the NBA is a very real
possibility that's gonna happen very soon you could doubt me you could hate
you can say whatever you want but as soon as I'm done with this surgery it's
dead-ass gonna happen
kind of looks like me to look say my body
Bro, I need like a thread of actual things to react to, like, you're just sending me like,
let me join a Discord call so I can play you a song on my guitar.
None of this is actual, like, meaningful shit to react to.
Hope you feel better.
This is from the Mod Squad.
You think I give a fuck if Lacey is law nigga fuck that fat white ass nigga you think I give a fuck fuck nigga fuck face
Can you see this is actually crazy? Mexican TikToker Caesar Gastellum has died after being
shot during a live stream? What link? Okay. I don't think it's a video, it's just you
notice the same motor by passing by multiple times before saying those kids
scared me. Wait, what? Rest in peace, bro. That's so sad. Rest in peace to Caesar Gastelum.
It's a sick world we live in, bro. It's a sick world. Nobody deserves to get their life
take in. IRL basketball stream tomorrow. Like what it like what it like. I've had
three different knee surgeries. The third and fourth day will be the worst
pain of your life like thanks dude thanks bro thanks like way to make me feel
shitty about tomorrow it's not even here yet I'm feeling decent enough right now
to go live and stream and you just want to ruin my day
stop sending me the shit bro these AI videos
You're so fat you tear both meniscus and your ACL on it non-impact keep crying about your
me instead of sucking it up.
This chat is the most unsupportive chat of all time.
Also chat very soon in the future I will be doing a stream where you guys send me get
well videos so I'll be reacting to all your guys get well videos bro
I appreciate you
I mean even if my health is perfectly fine, I wouldn't be thinking about you joining courts now
I got it's not like a learning topic on my head dude
Like health aside bro put your health, you know don't do not call me a veggie
Please do a collab with Yana when you're fully healed. Oh, I haven't even all right, so just a little update for you guys
So now that I'm out of surgery
I don't know when I'm gonna be able to like function and move a little bit
But I'm planning on starting the caretaker series.
I think I'm gonna wait till end of August because like I want to wait till like maybe like August 20th
Because I don't know I don't know when I'm gonna be out of pain when I'm gonna be not in pain
But I'm planning on starting it either the second or third week of August
I already went over all the people we have locked in but just like some names to give you guys
We have Yana
Jay shock Alyssa
wardrobe
braiding and
raw dog moon
There's a bunch of other people that I'm forgetting about but I want rage to do the last day
I don't know who'll be down, but we'll see we have a core day. We're all of course going to be helping so
Lotta lot of caretaker stuff coming soon, but obviously I'm gonna wait till I'm not in just
Excruciating pain laying here before I start doing the caretaker shit
I'll see said you called
Are you making the course shoot?
How would I make the course shoot?
Do you use your brain before you type shit to me?
Lacey saying he isn't showering.
Nice achievement buddy.
Some of us don't even have fresh water to shower anyway.
Yo, yo, yo dude.
Like if you're sitting here and you have time to watch my stream and type in a Twitter
community on your $5,000 PC you have time to shower dude when drew going live
with the five-gifted yo drew get off your all bro hey Lacey glad you didn't die
hoping for a speedy recovery thank you hey Lacey once you are able to start
walking around on your own you'll feel a lot better I tore my ACL and when I was
is able to walk.
What?
What is this outfit?
This is what Jay shock's wearing during during his caretaker day
Yo Jay shock if you pull up in this bullshit. No, it's not a shit. It's not a shit, bro
Hey
Fuck you, like whoever, what is this?
Thanks for the headache.
How irritable do you think we can get Lacey tonight?
Why is this your, no, like.
Why is this your guy's goal?
Two days after surgery to irritate me. Why is that like a goal you're talking about?
It's not what I look like
It's not like a funny like
I don't care. I don't care. Stop sending me how I got injured.
Hey, Lacey, when are you going to walk again? I don't like how much time I have to wait for
IRL segments.
You know, mods, can we get like a ban on the guy spamming this TOS shit in the car, maybe?
Hey, Lacey, just wanted to say, I hope your ACL gets better, I tore my ACL.
the best thing is for darlet it your ass
like what are you saying to me
fly high page and i'm not just be done reactions
i'm not just be done doing reactions
that would cure you
Guys, I can't IRL.
Hey, Max got a new crib.
Hey, WPVN, bro, congrats on a new house.
Wait, is that the house?
Little nice house on the hill
with a pool in the backyard.
Ooh, ooh.
Shout out to Max for getting a new house, bro.
I love you wanna hop on a game chat.
Drew, do you want me a controller?
Chat, what game should I get on?
The fuck is wrong with you?
No way, no way to have a little chop down his
brother
Chad, what was that one?
What was that one?
Chad, what game should I get on?
Bro, like I want to try to play Fortnite, but I already know what's going to happen.
Change rules, log game.
Like, dead ass, is it even worth it to try to play Fortnite?
So you guys stop typing so fast I can't read the chat from this far away, you guys are
pissing me off
well
oh my god no I have to do a fucking
I don't even have a roblox account.
I'm going to show you all OG Lacey Fortnite type vibe, bro.
That's what y'all are about to fucking see real quick.
Y'all are about to see OG Fortnite controller Lacey.
That's what y'all are, wait, why is it on this monitor?
Stop lying, you're gonna be shit.
No, I'm not.
all kinds of f**ked up you got this sh** all kinds of f**ked up
not the account. The monitor shit.
Plates are okay.
I don't think I even have it installed on this.
The only thing I have installed on this computer is madden.
Wait Chad, is that crazy loud for you guys or is it just me?
How's your BBL brother? I don't have a fuck. Alright chat, I don't want anybody to judge
my skills because I'm playing on controller and I'm not a controller player so I don't
to see anybody fucking judging my skills.
Why is the game so fucking loud, son?
Lakers traded Luca for Curry.
Like do you guys think that I don't have a brain?
Why would the Lakers trade a Luke up for Curry?
If you win this game, I'll give you 25 subs, bet.
Pussy ass bitch.
What the fuck down pussy boy?
the fuck down bitch I run this shit mother fucker
I run this shit
Oh
Yo
Bro, this is a good old days back. Oh my god. I win. Oh my god. I win. Oh my god purple tack purple tack
I can jeej! jeej brother jeej!
jeej for the lobby brother!
what he said I actually win!
I have gone lu!
I'm deadass and not even be able to play this game bro I'm not even gonna be able to play
this fucking game bro this is fucking sad like I'm not even gonna be able to play I'm
get a stream site by a dude who has my name like you're a fucking loser bro I'm
on controller and I can't even play the game I don't even know how to edit and
you're stream saving me being a fucking dweeb you little little fucking
dork
bunch of dorks bro
Am I actually gonna have to get off the game?
I'm not streaming with delay
Like you not ever come into my chat and tell me to put a delay on when I'm playing pub
Oh, gee Fortnight trying to have a little fun, bro
God forbid a guy try to have a little fun after going through fucking knee reconstruction surgery
God forbid bro God forbid chat God forbid you guys don't stream site me for one day
Play R6?
I'm not letting you guys stream slay me anymore.
I'm playing this game and I'm going to play it and I'm going to have fun because that's
what I want to do right now.
That's when my heart is telling me, Lacey, play and just have fun.
Don't listen to the chat.
Don't let the chat ruin your vibes.
Just have fun.
Host a fashion show.
This is a fucking SNICK A-30 video where I'm not hosting a fashion show.
Slow juice!
Chad is that gun good or no?
Oh my God.
Oh my God, jeez, you're a lobby.
Lacey with a heavy sniper?
Jeez, brother, jeez.
It's tried to readable even good?
Yo, Mike, sweep it?
I don't remember there being this many drones.
Oh wait I'm stacked.
Yo if I lose this game I'll get assed.
I'll take my pants off on stream.
shit the fuck down pussy boy shit the fuck down
It's not a bot Chad just like just cuz I shit on somebody doesn't mean it's a bot
No, I'm not role playing in Fortnite.
I do sniper RPG
Oh
Oh my god, I don't know if I got that in me. Oh, I'm stacked
brother I'm fucking chilling if I lose this game alright child make a bet child
make a bet if I lose this game what do y'all want me to do I'll do anything you
guys want
I mean, that's just fucked up.
I met like something, like, it's got a surgery run.
I thought you guys were going to say something that like, like something fun, I can't walk.
that I can physically do.
So you guys know around this time
is when I qualm for woke up.
24 hour if I lose this game?
Okay, and what do I get if I win this game?
Nothing?
I'm gonna end my stream. I'm dead, I said I'm gonna end my stream. I'm gonna end my
stream, bro. That just killed my whole vibe, dude. That just killed my whole vibe, bro.
Oh my, I actually might end my shit.
Bro, that just killed my whole vibe!
I was so stacked!
Yeah, that does not count by the way.
That does not count as a death.
Oh my god, that actually just pissed me off, bro.
That dead ass just pissed me right off, bro.
Oh my God!
Fuck!
Fuck this shit!
Shitty ass fucking game with all the bums!
How do I even die there?
Died to fall damage by the way.
Yeah, that's not even my fault.
It's literally not even my fault.
Yes it is.
How's that my fault chat?
Have you guys never heard of a fucking bug in a video game?
I literally just, it was a bug.
Oh wait, I gotta run it back.
I'm not doing a Fortnite fashion show, bro.
Stop telling me to even do that.
I'm gonna wipe this fucking lobby is what I'm gonna do I'm done playing like a bitch
I'm keying everybody and I'm shitting on everyone. I don't give a fuck. I'm shitting on everybody
I'm locked the fuck in I'm locked the fuck in now yep
Come on
Yeah motherfucker what what
Yeah, he's our boss, just called being smarter than my opponent.
Oh my god, bro
How does that make me ass
It's not even a bad play it's literally not even one step equals one perk. Yo, I'm popping another perk bro
I'm hungry
I'm dead ass hungry. I'm done playing bro. I'm not doing a 24 hour stream
Darla? Do we have any food? Is there anything here?
Is my salad still here? I can't, what do you mean just get up and grab it? How do
I can't get up and grab it Drew? What do you mean get up and grab it? I'm not
being lazy I can't physically get up yeah cuz true put it over there that's my
salad thank you
How is this AI slot?
Bob for bin
Bob for bin. I'm not gonna try to be healthy now with age, bro
Why are y'all saying, of course?
Chad, what's more disgusting, me pissing in a bottle or the fact that I haven't showered
in three days. How come every bite of the salad you look for chicken? Oh, I don't know maybe
because it's a chicken salad and I didn't get a fucking bowl of lettuce. I got chicken
salad? Like what kind of question is that?
Wait, I gotta move my light on.
Is that?
I'm not even showing screen, bro.
Like, I'm hiding screen, hiding volume, and I'm still getting screen psyched.
You guys are miserable.
Like, I just want to...
not just play a video game, but can I not just relax and play a video game?
So lame, you guys are so lame.
Like why can I not just relax, kick back, and play a video game and just have fun?
actually cringe. And the fact that I'm just better than all of y'all, bro. Bro, I need
I'll eat another bite of this salad dude.
What happened to my salad?
No wonder you gained weight.
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe I gained weight because I just got surgery done.
Maybe I gained weight because I just got life-altering surgery.
And the first thing that you guys talk about is how I, is my weight.
I'm a little bloated bro my bad. I've been off pain meds and laying in bed for three days like my bad dude
God forbid right?
Getting surgery is not an excuse to not work out
Don't listen to this chat, Lacey.
They're haters?
hell right now
So check if you guys got knee surgery you guys would go to the gym the next day
Like water like you guys just lie
Like you guys act like I got some like a little bitch like like a little like finger surgery or some shit. No, dude
Huh
That got a crazy
How about you eat the fucking hottest way
How about you eat the hottest way yeah, it's a fucking because you have the idea to get asked
Involved my content
I'm just sitting here playing OG4 and enjoying a life right now, so I'm trying to pick boys.
Chad, should I get anything from Buffalo Wildways?
What do they have?
Do they have anything good?
I'm going to watch a rally six when you heard.
Let me do, let me do, uh, let me do lots of other sticks.
Chad, is there any other games I could play besides Fortnite?
On controller?
I can't play keyboard and mouse and that's like when I play on all games.
What am I going to play on Super?
Max win!
I don't want to keep eating boots, I'm gonna have to shit and I don't know what to do when
I have to shit.
I'm gonna have to sort of ask.
Oh my, wait actually this might be my win.
This might be my fucking fortnight win.
Why am I actually feeling this game hold on I gotta focus
Slurred juice over minis, right, Schaffer?
Sure.
Only 30 alive?
Wait, I think I win this.
30 alive middle zone?
How is this Lamyki if I win?
I'm gonna be the first ever person to win a game of OG Fortnite wall
You're 23 by the way?
Yeah bro, apparently once you hit 23 you're not allowed to have fun anymore.
Yo I'm fucking, I'm not gonna go to the tilted hill.
Is that a picture of me as a kid?
Wait, how do I put a trap down?
How do I put a trap down?
You make me mad whenever you start having fun?
I mean dude you just got to get like your life together, bro
Where my builds go why can I not build anymore?
Let's go.
I'm flowing off the perky.
The perk, you gotta be leaning!
Brother life is good off of perk 30 playing og for tonight got a heavy sniper and a purple
star in the loadout? Can't complain. Gotta get positioned to win the game chat. Go read
a newspaper little bro I just farted I think my dear shit myself I don't think
I was a fart I get I think I was a shit
it's been days since I busted a nut
How do I camping?
Oh camper, I don't know if I'm trying to win the game.
zone up here. It's actually not even a bad shot to just sit up here. It's actually not
They're gonna match out!
Pulled zone?
Three, two, one, dead.
Oh no.
Like, I feel like I gotta wait for zone!
Play reload I can't play reload my skill level is not up to up to oh
My skill level is not up to par with me love players
Jab I hit a trickshot watch this
Ready ready
stop saying son silky calling I don't know my phone hold on
I'm good enough to fight on controller
Oh God y'all cannot tell me you saw that guy there. Oh
God y'all did not see him
Hello back up bucket
I'm done playing this game.
I'm done playing this game. I'm deadass done playing this game bro.
I'm so fucking flash bro.
I'm so- I'm such a fucking crumb bro.
Like how does it even happen?
Hey whoa.
Yo.
What's up, whoa?
Yo, look, listen, okay, you're calling my big screen so do not hang up at all, okay?
I got you trapped.
What?
What I got your trap do not hang up
Okay
What you've been doing I can't I can't I can't even get up, bro
No, I can't get up
I'm supposed to go back to the doctors tomorrow, but I can't move so I just been popping these perks
I'm popping two every four hours
To two to two perks every every four hours, and then one morphine every 12 hours
No, the morphine helps the perks.
You leak your address on the bottle?
No, I just leak the CBS address.
Okay, so look, right?
I'm not going to show you.
Yeah, what do you think you did that fuck you're balding bro
You have a whole balding line going all throughout your hair, Woo?
What, we bro?
No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
Bro, my shit is valid, bro.
Ewww!
Oh, God, yo, that's bad.
I fuck myself up bad?
Still gotta fuck myself up bad.
Oh
No, oh you're cooked. Oh, you actually cooked your shit you cooked your shit
You have a whole balding line all the way going throughout your hair
Yes
No, it's not
Exactly because it's balding. There's no hair there to trim
Crazy I'm not fucking be true
Well, wait till I wait till I'm back wait till I'm back and wait till I'm moving again. I'm beating the shit out of motherfuckers
Wait so I'm back and moving, I'm beating the bricks off people.
I don't have any more games than I want to play, bro, I'm about to lie.
There's literally no more games that even sound fun right now.
Are there any games you guys can think of?
I don't have a Roblox account.
Dude, I keep dying to fall damage.
I swear to God, I literally did the two games.
Chat Factor, no, I died to a bug.
Both games I died.
Yes.
Full on bug.
It wasn't a bug.
Yes, it was.
Rocket League? Oh, I've lived Rocket League in a while.
Well, here's all the games I have on my PC.
I have Madden.
Uh, are you smarter than a fifth grader?
Um, egging on?
I really have shit, bro.
I really have shit
What's operation
Like surgery like a surgery simulator is that a thing
Surgeon Simulator.
Wait, this game is a classic?
I'm concerned because you haven't pooped?
You don't have to be concerned about me not pooping.
Guys if I like I don't need you guys to be concerned about my body pooping
Rocky lead you know how long it spends as I fucking play rocket lead you know how ass I'm about to be at this game probably
Wait what time is it oh my god, it's 11 bro. Yeah, my sleep schedules all fucked up because
I did all last night like not even not even like a little bit
I've been up since 330
Damn, I look it for God I used to be a pro in rocket league, bro
like sometimes I mean I'd be prevented how good I really used to be at rockin' and chat
it's been a minute since I played though so let's see if I still got it
But I- yeah, I remember I used to be doing like air rolls and air dribbles and shit.
Oh
I'm not even oh no way
What a save like I guess this guy's not fucking smurfing postage of any bad skis this gives
me rage no no I can't do this man I'm playing it's smurfs bro
Yeah, yeah, bro
Oh fuck no, oh fuck no this guy's doing fucking air dribbles up the wall in shape
Wow
Wow, I'm so good. I still got it. I'm still up there with the best players in the league, bro.
I can still hang with Squishy and them
Is there any game I'm actually
Like, I'm just really thinking about it.
Not even a game.
Is there anything I'm just actually good at?
This guy's very obvious, isn't he?
It's winnable!
Alright, I'm done trolling, I'm not such a...
oh my god bro like oh god if my leg wasn't in so much pain i would have shit on that
guy and my leg was not in so much pain i would have shit on that guy bro
Oh my god.
You don't even use your leg to play.
You use your hands?
Yo dude, how do I tell you that has nothing to do with it?
If your leg is in this much pain,
your brain can't think and function properly on other topics and shit.
You guys do realize that, right?
What is by ya?
Wait chat when does football season start why is you know, I'm not gonna lie
My dick was like really close to being out just now
Oh, no, bro, no, those perks are kicking in.
No, they're not.
All right.
Wait, when was the last time?
I need to figure out.
Okay.
Last time I took perks was 730.
So that means in 30 minutes, I could take another two.
I could take another two perks in 30 minutes.
Why are you so excited to take them?
I don't know, maybe because it makes my pain go away.
Every time a perk hits my system,
I just feel the pain slowly fade away.
Why am I so itchy everywhere?
Oh my God, I might actually have some type of disease
for like not showering and,
guys I'm not gonna get addicted to perks.
Okay, if you're gonna get addicted to perks,
I feel like you know, right?
Like, no, no, no, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I feel like once you're taking perks,
Like you can feel, you can feel,
what's the word I'm trying to say?
Once you're taking perks,
like I'd be able to feel like, oh, this feels good.
When I take the perks, I don't feel, it doesn't feel good.
It just makes my pain and my knee go away.
This is good reacts.
So like you guys could send me like actual things to react to but instead you're just
sending you how to end stream videos.
You're already addicted dude I think I would know if I was addicted to a drug or not.
I promise you guys don't like I'm not gonna get addicted to to a drug.
I'm not going to be addicted, but I am super itchy for some reason.
You don't deserve a break, you're overworking.
W reactions.
That's 4 million views? Absolute punishment of a refresh pool. This was genuinely such
a hard watch. Try not to laugh, try to laugh. Yo, what the fuck? Is there anything to react
to? Welcome to my 100th player fashion undercover in a Nikkei 30 fashion show, bro. Can y'all
I'll send me an actual YouTube video.
Click this.
Bro, I want an actual YouTube video to react to.
All right guys.
Like what, stop sending me a 29-view year old,
It's important that y'all actually got a list of stuff.
Watch Fern.
44 minute video?
I don't know if I got that in me.
Why are so many messages getting deleted because these mods suck?
React to this?
What is this?
I can't flash, got flames, they're not black, I ain't got no room, it's one time, got bad
Twitter man, touch a romantic ad, Deep black and dead, don't look like a memory
Go round, round, round, round, something to a break down
Last but never know, you know you're hurting on the radio
Don't try all these times you can go
Watch me go go
Okay
You need this
Hey this guy and I'm gonna show you
Hey
What are you doing?
Did you get to beat Buffalo Logwings?
What'd you get?
Okay
Oh, guys, can you guys be normal and actually send me stuff to watch?
Why am I itching so much?
Is it normal for oxycodone to make you itching?
It's the first thing that comes up.
Yes, oxycodone can make you itching.
Itching is a very common side effect of opioid medications.
This happens because the drug triggers nerve pathways in your body and can cause your cells
to release histamine.
Is that why I'm so itchy?
I'm so itchy everywhere.
You know what the most important part of any live stream is?
The chat.
Every night thousands of viewers pour into their favorite streamers chat.
Chat!
Together they decide what games get played, what videos get watched.
Only streamer that cares. He's talking about me, right?
And the streamers should keep them entertained and get paid.
It sounds pretty easy, right?
Just give the chat what it wants.
The problem is, chat never wants just one thing.
There's thousands of people all asking for something different, and no matter what you
do, some of them have you.
The biggest streamers learn to follow the majority and keep the party moving.
Because stopping everything for one unhappy viewer is the part of the science.
You don't need 10,000 people hanging over a single name in the chat.
What happens?
Wait. Judd. Is it normal to have this much chest hair? Should I shave my chest?
It's normal.
Wait, Darla, would you wax my chest hair?
Chad, to be honest, is normal to have this much s there?
It makes you manly?
Chad, what's a good fern video to watch?
Why is every chat getting timed out?
Yeah, I don't know.
So what's the one Frank Ocean song?
It's a good fern video to watch.
The Bank Heist Form.
The truth about Ferd, the infiltration of the dark web.
Why Africa hates McDonald's?
The kids who hacked the CIA?
I feel like it's gotta be something more relevant, no?
The kid who hacked America?
This is Kevin Mitnick, one of the world's most famous hackers.
And one of the first.
In many ways, his story shaped how we think of his kind.
The media vilified him.
The authorities hunted him,
and they were all extremely scared of him.
Mitt Mick's story is about the advent of modern IT,
about a kid who always wanted to be a magician.
Most of all, it's catch me if you can, but with computers.
In the 1990s, I was the most wanted hacker in the world.
You get that adrenaline rush
from the accomplishment of breaking into the system
or finding a security board.
Move the chat to where?
To where?
This is the only way I can read chat.
screen but that I can't even read you guys.
This video is largely based on the book Ghost in the Wires by Kevin Mitnick.
It tells the story from his point of view, meaning some details rely on his personal
recollection and can't always be independently confirmed.
Young Kevin Mitnick loves watching magic tricks, but audiences fascinate him.
Magic is about control.
Magicians pull your attention where they want it, make you see what they want you to see.
They take advantage of what you assume is true.
At a magic show, people enjoy being fooled.
Not so much in the real world, but it's equally easy, perhaps even easier than performing
a magic trick when the audience knows there's a literal ace up that sleeve.
In everyday life, people tend to be helpful, trusting, they want to do the right thing.
One can use that, manipulate them, control them, make them do things they shouldn't.
Oh no, I'm sorry Chad, I cannot fix my shirt bro, I'm sorry bro, I'm off, I'm off
Percocets and I'm itching all over my body, my whole body itches bro, every part of
my body itches and I'm getting sweat, it's really hot.
I'm sorry that I have to have my shirt up bro deal with it and look at my nipples
Or spill secrets they should have kept to themselves
This is called social engineering and soon young Kevin gets really really good at it
You not only have to think about technology you have to think about the people that use the technology
Because it's usually easier to hack a human than it is to have other what is this fucking guy know about hacking and technology, bro?
You were born in 1964 before the apple blueberry was invented
It's summer break in Los Angeles in 1975
Kevin is 12 years old. He spends the whole day riding the bus
Each ride is 25 cents plus another 10 cents to transfer. It adds up
So Kevin comes up with a plan
He notices drivers carrying booklets of blank tickets when they sell a ticket. They punch it with a special tool
Kevin needs both so he sits near the driver and spends a story about a school
project something about punching interesting shapes in the cardboard the
driver ends up telling Kevin exactly where he bought the hole punch
well that was the only I don't give a fuck about little Kevin bro I need a
more interest I need a video it's gonna say I need a muggle I the only
thing that this shit really interests me is about killers bro let me find
videos about killers
This one, the hunt for America's smartest killer.
Watch the Zodiac killer one.
I'm going to be honest, chat.
shit genuinely like interest me this is the story of the infamous zodiac killer
a mysterious serial murderer who made himself larger than life I like to go
Oh, yeah.
He was never caught.
Deep.
I don't see it like it's said.
Make water.
Ooh, little mozzarella sticks.
Don't get the fucking sauce on the ground.
Who just told me to put a little sauce on my nipples?
Bro why does my body itch so much I'm not even kidding.
Oh my god my body itches so much.
David is getting ready to go out with his girlfriend, Betty Lou.
It's a special occasion.
The two teenagers met earlier this year.
Since then, they've seen each other almost every day.
But tonight is their first real date, and they want to make it special.
David picks out a light blue shirt, a beige sport coat, and a brown corduroy pants.
He has butterflies in his stomach.
pockets some change, a white anchor chiff, and a bottle of breath mitts, just in case.
He slips on his rough leather boots, grabs the keys to his mother's rambler station wagon,
and is on his way.
It's only a short drive to Betty Lou's house.
David pulls up outside and pauses to take a breath.
Tonight is supposed to be special.
A night to remember for the rest of his life.
And who knows?
It'll even be the start of their life together
When David sees Betty Lou the world stops for a moment he even forgets how nervous he is brother
How does this have to do with a killer who the fuck is Betty Lou into the car and the pair drive off?
Their parents think they're going to a Christmas concert, but they're actually headed somewhere else
to a quiet turnout just off Lake Herman Road the spot is popular with young
couples in the layout. Oh he better crack some shit!
to enjoy some quality time away from their parents and siblings.
Betty Lou leans against David's shoulder. Tonight belongs only to them.
Both keep on coming, Ty.
I'll steal them by fern.
About an hour later a pair of bright headlights cut through the darkness.
A second vehicle is slowly rolling toward them. It pulls up right next to the rambler
Suddenly shots are fired straight into David's car
In a panic the teenagers scramble out the passenger side door
But David only makes it as far as the passenger seat
Oh, they're attacker reaches to the open driver's side window aims at a spot behind David's left ear and pulls the trigger
For why it's several meters away from the car. She's running hurried and desperate run Betty
He's eating his shallow and frantic.
The stranger is right behind her.
There's no way she can escape him.
She screams, piercing the quiet night air.
Then, five shots ring out.
They strike Betty Lou in the back,
shattering the future she and David might have had.
By now it's 11.14 p.m.
Betty Lou should have returned home long ago.
But neither her nor David ever will.
This is the first time the Zodiac killer...
It's a true story, right Chad? It's a true story?
at online communities dead set on finding the Zodiac killer.
Some will even think they haven't.
The search for Zodiac still captivates people to this day,
but it also shows that stories only get as big
as we allow them to.
This video is largely based on the book Zodiac
by Robert Grace Smith.
As always, you'll find the link
and all our sources in the description.
Wait, this video's gotta be good!
to become part of a shocking story.
That it will become an active player in a deadly game.
This is the story of the Zodiac Killer
and this is Mona, our producer.
Oh, hi, Don.
You might know this story from the David Fincher film.
Mona, you've seen it, right?
She's obsessed with film.
I love watching movies, working with and on movies
and actually, gonna bring you them home with me.
She even has a poster of our award-winning documentary,
which she produced.
Nice work, Mona.
Thanks, Don.
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Cartoonist Robert Grace Smith two of his colleagues and the Chronicles Chad
Who is the worst serial killer in history do you guys think like in your guys opinion?
Who would you say is the worst like the worst serial killer in history?
You mean me
Which had you guys hear that
Listen
I'm sure I've gathered for you, not really hungry though, I'm really itchy everywhere.
Jeffrey Dahmer, oh my gosh, I'm so itchy.
Take a perk.
Last time I took, it was 7.30, right?
Last time I took them?
Cause it was 2.30, then I waited four hours,
five hours, took one 7.30,
so the next time I can take one is.
Their daily editorial conference.
Every morning they come together
to plan the next day's edition.
They discuss what's happening in San Francisco
and the rest of the world,
and they decide which topics their columnist Tempanal
should cover in their editorials.
Meanwhile, Robert is drawing.
He'll do six sketches now.
Later on, he'll ink one of them
and that will be tomorrow's editorial cartoon.
Suddenly, their routine is interrupted
by another employee who delivers a message.
I'm not that hairy, bro.
This is not that much hair.
It's a little bit of chest hair.
I'm a 23-year-old grown man.
I'm gonna have a little chest hair on my chest, bro.
It's not weird to have a little hair on your chest.
It makes me more of a man.
And Darla likes to twist them.
The front reads, please rush to editor.
Inside is a letter and a sheet of paper filled with cryptic symbols.
The letter begins with the words, Dear editor, this is the murderer of the two teenagers
last Christmas at Lake Harmon.
Wait, what?
And the girl on the 4th of July near the golf course in Vallejo.
The message contains detailed information about the murders committed in the Bay Area
in the previous months.
Things only the killer could know.
there's a threat. If you do not print this cipher by afternoon of Friday the
1st of August I will go on a kill ram page Friday night. The four men don't wait so
he killed people and then wrote in to like and like and like confessed to the
killers. What? No what to do. Publishing the cipher in the letter might produce
more than just a front page headline. It could send the city into a panic
Maybe even the entire region
The murders mentioned in the mysterious letter have already put the bay area on edge for months
First David and Betty Lou were murdered. That's peace just a few weeks ago. There was another attack
Darlene Farron as a waitress at Terry's restaurant my mom's name. It's a classic diner serving waffles fried chicken and pie
Saturday and Sunday I can open some waffles three in the morning
She's friendly, talkative, and extremely popular with customers.
People even line up to have her wait on them.
Garleen just gave birth to her daughter, Dina, and she and her husband purchased a small house
in Virginia Street.
She doesn't seem entirely happy.
It's an open secret that she sees other men.
While she's out, her husband or a babysitter stays home with Dina.
Friends will later recall that she seems exhausted, nervous, and scared.
She thinks she's being watched.
In her own home just steps away from the sheriff's office and here at the diner
She says she's seen a white car with old California plates outside the restaurant in recent weeks
Her sister and her friends have noticed a similar car
Darlene thinks she knows who it belongs to wait is it a Zodiac this stocky well-dressed man
He wears horn-rimmed glasses and smells of leather
Darlene says she knows him but no one will ever find out from where
The man sits at the counter, eating strawberry shortcake and pretending to read a newspaper.
But he never really lets Darlene out of his sight.
It's the 4th of July. America is celebrating almost 200 years of independence.
Darlene picks up her friend Mike Mijoux and confidently steers her 63-core of air through the festive town,
Despite not having a driver's license
She met Mike and his twin brother at Terry's diner
Over time the three became friends and the twins became rivals for Darlene's affection
They would fight over driving her to work or doing her washing so she
At some point she might notice the Darlene was a little whore. She's a whore, bro
She was literally just going home with different guys every night. She's a prostitute and closely followed
The other car looks like it could be a Ford Falcon
Darlene keeps trying to shake it, but she can't
The car gets closer and closer.
Finally, it forces Darlene's car into a parking lot near a golf course in the outskirts of town.
Then it speeds off.
For a brief moment, Darlene and Mike think they're safe.
But just minutes later, the Falcon returns.
The driver seems to have changed his mind.
Mike and Darlene are hit by a blinding light.
A man gets out of the car and walks toward them.
He's holding a large flashlight in his hands.
Mike thinks the man is police.
Maybe Darlene knows him. After all, she's been seeing men who work at the sheriff's office, but before we can even pull out his ID
The roar of a gunshot fills his ears. He feels blood running down his face
Darlene collapses under the steering wheel two bullets hit our right arm two more hit her left and
Five more hit her in the back piercing her lung in the left ventricle of her heart
What?
Oh my god
Did he survive?
is a mistake. If they had, the shooter probably would have driven right by them. Shortly after,
a man places a call to the Vallejo Police Department. His voice is even in-
Don't tell me he killed people and then called the police department to re- yo, I'm not gonna
lie. Hot take, Zodiac's got aura.
Consistent. His words sound rehearsed.
I want to report a double murder. If you go one mile east on Columbus Parkway to
to the public park, you'll find kids in a ground car.
What?
They were shot with a 9-millimeter luger.
I also killed those kids last year.
Goodbye.
Oh, hell no.
Then the man hangs up.
Pacific Telephone will later trace the call
to a public pay phone.
The booth is located right in front of the Vallejo Sheriff's
office.
It's also within sight of Darlene's little greenhouse.
Darlene's friends and family also report
having received strange calls that night.
All they could hear was deep, heavy breathing.
At the hospital, Darlene is declared dead on arrival.
Mike pulls through, and it won't-
He survived?
Say, oh, God, he survived!
He'll be long until the killer strikes again.
Wait, if he survives,
he should be able to identify him, no?
He uses a blue felt-tip pen
compose three nearly identical texts. One of them reads first girl was wearing pattern
slacks to the boy was also shot in the knee. Three grand name of ammo was Western to prove
I check if he was shot in the knee. Do you guys think my knee hurts worse or his three
The brand name of Ammo was Western.
To prove I killed them, I shall state some facts only I in the police snow.
The paper measures 18 by 25 centimeters or 7 by 10 inches.
It's a unique format the man will return to again and again.
It'll become unmistakably associated with his letters.
Christmas.
First, brand name of Ammo, Super X.
Two, ten, shots were fired.
The boy was on his back with his feet to the car.
I don't get it.
The girl was on her right side, feet to the west.
The handwriting drifts downward as it crosses the page.
And it's quite distinct.
The letter N is small and edgy.
The R resembles a check mark.
He ends his letters with a symbol resembling
the crosshairs of a gun.
In the years to come, it'll become his signature.
Oh, the aura.
He's given some thought to making his message
even more impactful.
And he's decided to pair each letter
with a separate message a cipher now we just need to find an encryption method
he could simply shift the letters turn the a's and the c's and the d's and f's
that system would be basic and easy to use but he needs something more
sophisticated he decides to replace the letters with a range of different
symbols Greek characters Morse code and weather symbols letters from the
Latin alphabet naval symbols and astrological signs then he adds
another layer of complexity.
Yo, he's a tryhard!
Each letter can be represented by multiple symbols.
That makes it essentially impossible to decode the text
through frequency analysis.
You can't just count how often certain symbols appear
and match that to certain levels.
How long ago did this story take place?
Like, when did this happen?
A cyclical linguistics expert will later
claim that whoever composed the cipher must have at least
been trained in elementary cryptography.
But today, we know this first cipher wasn't actually
that sophisticated.
The Code Breakers by David Kahn and Codes in Ciphers
by John Laffin described similar encryption methods.
It's very likely the author of these letters
simply used these two books as guides.
While he would have had to track them down,
neither was that hard to come by.
The Phantom writer carefully arranges symbol after symbol.
Finally, each of his three ciphers
consists of eight rows with 17 symbols each.
He pairs each one with the normal letter.
Then he mails them to-
All right, this might be a hot take.
On my soul, if TikTok and Twitter existed 60 years ago,
they would have caught the Zodiac killer way sooner.
Facts are no.
On my soul, little detectives on TikTok
and in Twitter communities would have had this do pot
within the first letter.
Oh God.
Three newspapers in the Bay Area.
The San Francisco Chronicle,
the San Francisco Examiner,
and the Vallejo Times Herald.
Like Jack the Ripper before him,
this man will use the media to taunt the police
with cryptic clues to his identity.
The editorial team at the Chronicle
eventually decides to put their cipher.
Their colleagues at the Vallejo Times Herald
follow their lead.
The examiner waits until Sunday
publishing its cipher two days later.
The killing spree threatened in the letter doesn't happen.
But publishing it has another effect.
Now the public knows about the mysterious killer.
The entire Bay Area grows increasingly frightened.
Before long, parents are telling their children
not to leave the house.
And why is little Timmy going to school on a bus?
And you're watching him leave.
Fucking L parents.
Before long, parents are telling their children
not to leave the house.
Jack Eastilts has been running the Vallejo Police
Department for 21 years.
When he took over as chief back in 1948,
the city was struggling with gambling,
drugs and prostitution.
His reforms and cleanup efforts
have produced some good results.
But now his town of all places
is haunted by a ruthless serial killer.
The man who Stiltz thinks is killing just for the thrill of it.
Who he describes as the most dangerous individual he's ever encountered in his 30 years in law enforcement.
A few days ago, Stiltz publicly called on David, Betty, Lou and Darlene's killer to send another letter.
Not addicted to gambling and drugs.
One of more details, proving it was really him who did it.
The response comes quickly in the form of a three-page letter.
Dear editor, this is the Zodiac speaking.
Oh, shit.
In answer to your asking for more details about the good times I have had up a little.
I shall be very happy to supply even more material
By the way, are the police having a good time with the code?
If not, tell them to cheer up. When they do crack it, they will have me.
What?!
This is the letter where the killer names himself Zodiac.
Y'all I'm not gonna lie, he gave himself a nickname?
He's playing in their faces, bro!
Like how did the cops- how they not caught his ass yet?
The word refers to the Zodiac Circle of Astrological Signs.
Yeah.
Oh, he's self-reporting!
Brian Hartnell and Cecilia Shepard have been close friends since college.
Today they're driving up to Laker...
So I'm noticing a pattern with the Zodiac.
Why does he kill couples almost?
He kills people when they're together.
Brie Ressa, it's a beautiful spot surrounded by rolling hills.
On a small peninsula, they lay down a picnic blanket and revel in the stillness.
Here the water, the land, drops off abruptly, hiding the shoreline.
From Ryan and Cecilia's perspective, it's impossible to see anyone approaching from that
direction.
You guys actually think he gets no pussy, so he just kills couples.
Someone is.
A tall, powerfully built man emerges.
He's wearing a black executioner's hood that looks almost medieval.
On his tunic, a white cross cuts across a circle.
It's the symbol the Zodiac killer uses to sign his letters.
There's no way he starts wearing a costume killer, people.
There's just no way.
The man is carrying a knife with a 30 centimeter blade.
With it he stabs Brian and then Cecilia again and again.
That's not him.
Why would he change his MO?
He's always killed people with a gun.
All of a sudden he switches and starts using a knife?
of 24 times. About an hour later, the phone rings at Napa Police Department. A calm and
controlled voice says, I want to report a murder. You know, I don't know him. I just
know a lot. Yeah, you ought to understand. I went to, I did criminal justice in school,
bro. Usually a serial killer kills the way they kill because they get a high almost
like they get a rise off of the way they're killing. So they have a certain ammo that
they like to do. Some serial killers might stab, some serial killers might use a gun,
some serial killers might, you know, there's serial killers out there who have done sexual
things, do it for sexual reasons. But most serial killers, they start low and they realize,
oh shit, I like this, I like the way it feels. Then they start killing more and
more and more. There's no way that he would just randomly change his M.O. and go from
a gun to a knife. There's no way.
No, a double murder.
The caller doesn't seem to know that Brian, though severely injured, survived the assault.
The police believe the attacker must have left the scene right away,
but not before leaving the message on the door of Brian's car.
The dates Betty Lou, David and Darlene were murdered.
And today's date.
Crime lab technicians will later discover some less obvious clues.
Tracks suggesting the attacker's vehicle has heavily worn tires and very deep footprints.
The suspect must weigh at least 95 kilos, or 200 pounds.
A police officer with that exact weight walking alongside the tracks
and business out as deeply as the unknown individual.
The footprints reveal another lead, too.
You're most likely from a Chukka-type boot called the Wing Walker.
As part of a government contract, over a million pairs of this model were produced.
The investigators will never be able to trace them all.
In most murder cases, you'll find a motive.
But of course, this guy is just a killer, a mad killer,
And you have no motive.
This is Captain Don Towne.
No, I don't know enough about this case.
But has there been any?
Have they looked to see like, OK, here's
what I think could have happened, right?
And this could just be me completely bullshitting.
But if this Zodiac killer has killed all these people,
it's not far fetched for there to be a fan of him who's
just going around wearing his merch, stabbing people now.
I don't think this was the actual Zodiac killer
that stabbed them.
of the Napa County Sheriff's Office.
He'll speak to the press again later
to announce what he believes is a possible motive.
He thinks the murderer can't be anyone
but a mentally ill person who derives sexual gratification
from the act of killing.
This guy is a pathological, uh, psycho, uh, killer.
There's no doubt about it.
The psychology professor supports that assessment.
The Zodiac killer probably experiences sexual satisfaction
through the deliberate mutilation of certain body parts.
Captain Townsend is convinced that Zodiac hates women.
So he gets hard and horny from killing people?
kill for the sheer sake of killing you can use a high-powered rifle and kill it
200 300 yards but by plunging a knife into someone it's the most intimate
contact you can have with a victim. Jesus Christ. An interesting that experts think
people like the Zodiac killer are incapable of forming in their normal
lives. His propensity to violence and misogyny are all over his ciphers too.
You know what probably happens yeah you know this is like and this is like some
real shit this is gonna sound crazy but he probably killed people with a gun
And then he was getting like he was getting off by it like getting his sexual satisfaction
And then and then he didn't get as much
Satisfaction, so he started using a knife so it was more like
Like oh, bro. This guy's sick just weeks ago. The first one was cracked and not by a specialist
Donald and Betty Harden are both school teachers on any other weekend they'd be unwinding and taking it easy
But this Sunday, there's something they can't let go of.
The cipher published in the examiner two days earlier.
They clear the dining room table and gather some sharp pencils,
a ruler, and an eraser.
Then they're back at it.
Betty has a theory.
The killer is such an egomaniac that he probably
So I'm not the zodiac killer.
You guys sound so dumb, bro.
He begins his messages with I.
The hardens also suspect he'll use the word kill
repeatedly.
So they look for recurrent four symbol patterns that
could represent it.
Their theory holds up.
I like killing people because it's so much fun.
It is more fun than killing wild game in the forest,
because man is the most dangerous animal of all.
Betty and Donald also spot the traps Zodiac built into the cipher.
Fifteen times he uses a backwards cue.
This is probably meant to trick readers into thinking it represents the most commonly used letter in English,
E.
But seven different signs are used to encode that letter.
At the same time, Zodiac appears to have made multiple mistakes.
The application of his own code is sloppy and several words are misspelled.
At this point, neither of America's most renowned investigative institutions, the FBI and the CIA, have managed to solve the cipher.
As they decode the final piece, the hardens are the first.
How many people in the field?
It's the most thrilling experience.
It is even better than getting your rocks off with a girl.
Oh hell no.
Part of it is when I die, I will be reborn in paradise,
and all the lone or stray people I've killed
will become my slaves.
I will not give you my name because you'll try to slow down
or stop my collecting of slaves for my afterlife.
Oh, this guy's psycho.
He's a psycho, man.
After Cecilia's murder, Captain Townsend explicitly
warns Napa County residents to avoid isolated areas
and not go out alone after dark.
People get the message.
local restaurants and drive-ins that are usually packed until late at night are
now deserted. How can they not find him?
The authorities run full alert. Since the murders occurred in three different
jurisdictions, three separate police departments were working on the case.
Based on witness descriptions, all of them are searching for the same
suspect. A stocky man mid-20s to mid-30s with glasses and dark wavy hair.
What do you want to see?
From the very beginning, mid-20s to mid-30s, with glasses and dark wavy hair.
It does not look like me.
But from the very beginning, the investigation of SLODA...
That does not look like me yet.
...works its full needs, often without knowing what the others are doing.
Decoding the letters frequently requires coordinating with experts from other cities.
That process is often complicated and time-consuming, slowing down the investigation.
One officer admits to the press-
STAY SHOCKED!
Our knowledge of each other's crimes was not as sharp as it might be.
To make things worse, the police make a grave mistake,
one with serious consequences.
No, what they do?
Paul Stein's taxi is stuck in late night San Francisco traffic.
As he inches forward, Paul curses.
The traffic is frustrating,
but he's just months away from a PhD in English and the taxi pays his tuition.
On the sidewalk, a stocky man steps off him under an awning and waves him down.
Stocky means fat, right?
Paul picks him up.
About 15 minutes later, they reach the man's destination, an upscale neighborhood in northern San Francisco.
But the passenger asks Paul to go one block further.
At the next intersection, the cab pulls over.
A party's going on across the street.
At the second-story window, teenagers look out over the wet pavement below.
Normally, Paul would stop the meter and ask for the fare.
But suddenly, the passengers left arm is clenched tightly around Paul's neck.
What?
The gun presses up against his right cheek.
Then the man pulls the trigger.
At exactly 9.58 p.m., a police officer logs a call.
He killed without there being a girl there?
Paul.
The teenagers across the street couldn't see exactly what was going on inside the cab.
But they know they witnessed something terrible.
They say the suspect is a man wearing dark clothing
But when the APB goes out patrol units are told to look for a black man
On their way to the scene the officers see a stocky man lumbering along in the fog
No, he seems to match the description perfectly, but he isn't black
The officers shout to him asking if he's seen another man
The man points them in a direction and the patrol car drives off
The two policemen don't realize they probably just spoke to the killer. Oh my god
They publicly admit to the mistake back at the crime scene detectives assume a robbery has gone terribly wrong
San Francisco has recently seen a series of attacks on taxi drivers
This one must have been the work of an amateur
Paul's wallet is good. Wow, bro. So just
Classic casual cop racism led to them not finding the zodiac a nice bro started his shift
So there probably wasn't much cash in it. He's still wearing his expensive watch and the killer left the scene dripping in blood
Well, they not have seen the blood?
Oh, fuck, now don't-
Oh, fuck, it held up.
Now they just have to compare these prints against those of the day's passengers and against police records.
But the process is painstakingly slow.
How?
This is the 1960s, so there are no digital databases.
Fingerprints are stored on paper cards.
Every comparison requires hours of concentrated manual labor.
Specialists known as dactyloscopists first look at general patterns like arches, loops.
Yo, they had no te- yo, I'm not gonna lie, this might be a really crazy thing to say.
On my soul it would have been so easy to be a serial killer back in the day
Like that shit would have been so easy to be a killer and worlds
But what really matters are the tiny details that make every print unique
Regendings bifurcations. No cameras and spurs barely any social media. No databases
Brothers are baffled. They are now five victims and still no trace of the killer
The Chronicle receives another letter.
This is Zodiac speaking.
I am the murderer of the taxi driver over by Washington Street and Maple Street.
To prove this, here is a bloodstained piece of his shirt.
Before this, investigators hadn't considered the Zodiac killer a suspect in Paul Stein's murder.
The crime just didn't fit his known pattern.
Paul was alone.
The attack happened in the middle of a residential area, not a remote lover's lane on the outskirts
of town.
And the killer only fired a single shot.
But the bloody piece of Paul's shirt seems to prove it.
In case the Chronicle considers not printing it in its entirety, the letter also contains
a terrible threat.
School children make a nice target.
I think I show why not a school...
Oh hell no bro!
...should put a tire and then pick up the kiddies as they come bouncing out.
When the paper publishes the letter, the bay area is hit by another wave of panic.
The biggest one yet.
Oh, this guy's crazy, bro.
People were already living in fearful, uncertain times.
They've got to find him.
The 1960s are tumultuous, marked by political assassinations, the Manson murders, and the
Vietnam War.
And for the first time, the public can watch most of it unfold on Color TV.
Who raided Jack?
The thousands frequently take to the streets in the bay.
Tatum raid, tatum, thank you for the raid.
Tatum, thank you so much for the raid.
That's right.
Weird time for Tatum viewers to join the stream.
You're probably wondering, oh, why are his nipples out?
So basically, I'm on perks and my body's very itchy.
Area's major cities.
There are anti-war demonstrations,
sit-ins and protest marches.
Many wear the now famous peace sign buttons.
In one of his later letters,
the Zodiac killer will sarcastically demand
protesters start wearing his symbol instead.
Oh, hell no.
The moment when many people desperately hope for peace.
This guy's obsessed.
No, there's no way this guy didn't make a single mistake throughout all these kills.
There's no way.
Society from within by threatening the most vulnerable target of all.
Children.
In Napa County alone, 65 school buses take thousands of children to school every day.
The vehicles cover a daily total of 7,000 kilometers.
Some stretches of road are quite dangerous, with isolated sections, sharp turns, and
blind intersections.
The bus drivers are instructed on handling potentially violent attacks keep driving the
bus even on a flat tire tell the children to lie on the floor don't stop until you've
reached a well populated area protection is ramped up to 70 units of heavily armed policemen
guard the Napa County buses Rangers and pickup trucks escort them while air patrol
planes fly overhead police protection is increased in almost a year this dude can send a letter
in the mail and instantly has cops following school buses to school. I mean, bro.
Every community in Northern California, plain clothes offices are deployed.
Every threat, no matter how small, is taken seriously.
A few days later, a man calls the Oakland Police Department. He claims to be the Zodiac Killer
and he demands to speak with one of the two most famous defense attorneys in the
country. See, bro, like this is what I'm talking about. Any like fake person can
can now just call it as a zodiac killer, bro.
This is probably what made it so hard to find him.
Country.
This is the zodiac speaking.
I want you to get in touch with F. Lee Bailey.
If you can't come up with Bailey,
I'll settle for Mel Belly.
I want one or the other to appear
on the Channel 7 talk show.
I'll make contact by telephone.
Melvin Belly agrees right away.
Just hours later, he's in the studio.
Half of America is glued to their TVs.
In a normal edition of the show, viewers can call in to participate, but tonight the lines
are kept clear so the Zodiac Killer can get in touch.
And he does.
He even gives Belly his real name.
Sam.
What are you doing?
Tell us what's going on inside you right now, Sam.
I have...
Belly.
How long have you had those headaches, such Sam?
In a long time?
Sam hangs up and calls back.
Eventually he loses control and simply screams over and over and he repeats his terrible threat
Sam calls the show 35 times. Oh my god, he can't control it anymore chat. He can't control his urges to kill. He's going crazy
Why would he tell him his real name?
gift to five Joey thank you so much for the five gifted bro thank you only 12 of
the calls are heard on there the longest of them is nine minutes that's long
enough to trace the call and long enough to find out that Sam is not the Zodiac
killer I knew it I told you a hospital patient suffering from a mental
disorder I knew it bro shortly after the Chronicle receives two new letters
from the real Zodiac inside the first envelope is a greeting card on the
front it says sorry I haven't written but I just wash my pin the message inside
reads I thought you would need a good laugh before you hear the bad news you
won't get the news for a while yet yes could you print this new cipher in your
front page I did awfully lonely when I am ignored so lonely I could know these
cups suck chat these cups are ass bro it's composed of 340 characters and it
won't be solved for five decades.
December 3, 2020.
Three men set at their computers
on different sides of the planet.
American software developer David Aranichek,
Belgian computer programmer Yarl Van Icke,
and Australian mathematician Sam Blake.
For years, they've been collaboratively obsessing
over the same mystery.
The 340-character cipher, the Zodiac killer,
sent to the San Francisco Chronicle
following the teaser.
Wait, so how do they find him?
With his first riddle solved within a week,
Zodiac must have made a bigger effort.
His second cipher was almost certainly created with pen and paper, too, but it proved complex enough to remain unbroken for 51 years.
Wait, he's never been found still to this day?
Still God.
So people still don't know who the zodiac killer is. That's cruel.
This isn't for lack of trying. Numerous experts have reportedly taken a crack at what has become known as the...
Probably dead now, yeah.
The American Cryptogram Association, Navy cryptographers, countless amateur code breakers, and the NSA.
David Yarl and Sam alone have already spent years trying to break it.
They know it's homophonic. Z340 consists of 63 different symbols, so every plain text letter is represent-
Wait, how do they know it's homophobic? Why?
David Yarl and Sam alone have already spent years trying to break it.
They know it's homophonic.
Z340 consists of 63 different symbols,
so every plain text letter is represented by several.
But they have another theory.
If they can't read it, how do they know he's homophobic?
I don't get it.
The Zodiac killer must have done something else
to his message before encrypting it.
They start experimenting.
Sam sends David a total of 650,000 variations of the cipher.
David runs them all through a code-breaking code
I wrote by Yarl called EZ decrypt.
For months, thousands of these results look like gibberish.
But today, December 3rd, David suddenly stumbles on some real words in one of the solutions.
Hope you are, trying to catch me, and the gas chamber.
He almost overlooks them.
But these words will be the key to finally solving Z340.
Oh my god, I don't know.
The Zodiac killer's first cipher was delivered in three separate letters,
so Yarl proposes splitting the 340 cipher into three.
The first two sections comprise two paragraphs.
Each has nine lines.
The third is just two lines.
They rearrange the cipher using a diagonal reading rule.
They start by writing out the symbol in the upper left hand corner.
Then they move one symbol down and two to the right.
I'm not going to lie.
Like, dude, this is like some coding shit.
Like this is crazy to even for him to even know how to like write like this.
This is insane.
What does that mean?
Simple there.
This continues until they reach the edge of the cipher.
Then they repeat this game starting with the top row's second letter.
Then comes the final tweak.
As it searches for the rest of the key.
David tells Yarl's decrypting software to retain the words he found before.
Hope you were trying to catch me and gas chamber.
He clicks a button and boom, a phrase pops out.
That wasn't me on the TV show.
David leaps out of his chair yelling, holy s***.
He knows the Zodiac sent this cipher about two weeks after Sam called into the TV show.
They're on the right track.
Apart from being a homophonic substitution cipher, Z340 is also transposition cipher.
The plaintext characters have been shifted according to a more or less regular system.
The international team has to make some final adjustments.
Some words are misspelled, spelled backwards or exempted from the diagonal reading rule.
But eventually they come up with a coherent message.
What is it?
Two days later the FBI confirms it.
In his message, Zodiac clarifies that he isn't afraid of death.
He believes dying will bring him to paradise, where all of his victims will serve him
as slaves.
I hope you are having lots of fun trying to catch me.
Oh, hell no.
Yo, boy!
51-year-old cipher is a small sensation among people still fascinated by the case they've cracked the cipher 50 years later
But it doesn't bring investigators any closer to actually solving it
Back in 1969 who knows how many people he's killed since then with the TV show
This one is a seven-page diatribe aimed at the police
The killer mockingly refers to the officers as blue pigs and accuses them of making blatant mistakes in the manhunt
The letter also includes a drawing.
It's a sketch of a bomb Zodiac wants to plant on the school bus.
The threat isn't made public, but it stokes fear of a potential school bus attack.
Investigators are growing desperate.
About two months after the murder of taxi driver Paul Stein, a self-proclaimed seer named
Joseph DeLewis comes forward.
A few years ago, he accurately predicted that the Kennedy family would be hit by
a horrible tragedy.
Now he claims to have been receiving mental transmissions from the Zodiac killer.
He says he's begun to form a mental picture of Zodiac and to receive detailed insight into
the killer's personal life.
The Louise feels that Zodiac prefers walking over driving, that he spent time in some kind
of reform institution when he was young.
He consumes drugs like speed or goofballs before going out to kill.
His star sign is either Scorpio or Aquarius, and he has a little box where he keeps
the things that drive him to commit his horrible crimes.
To Louise offers to help the police, accompanied by officers from-
Uh-oh.
I missed that part a little bit.
Drugs like speed or goofballs before going out to kill.
His star sign is either Scorpio or Aquarius, and he has a little box where he keeps the
things that drive him to commit his horrible crimes.
To Louise offers to help the police, accompanied by officers from two police departments,
he visits the crime scenes to pick up more vibrations.
The psychic develops intuition about the killer's deep loneliness, love for flowers, and intense
hatred of the police.
Aside from that, his visits produce nothing of value.
After Polstein's death, more and more people begin to actively engage with the case.
The Mapa County Sheriff's Office receives hundreds of leads.
The San Francisco PD gets almost a thousand.
Concerned citizens start suspecting their neighbors, ex-husbands, and coworkers.
In 1969 and in 1983, over 2,500 suspects are considered in San Francisco alone, but most
of it leads nowhere.
Throughout the 1970s, police investigators keep coming back to one man in particular,
Arthur Lee Allen.
He's the only suspect ever publicly named by the police.
In 1971, a former friend of Allen's contacts the authorities.
He tells them Allen repeatedly expressed disturbing fantasies about killing couples and school
children and sending cryptic letters about his murders to the police.
The friend claims he even considered calling himself Zodiac.
So police begin investigating Arthur Lee Allen.
He matches the killer's general description.
He said to have known Darlene casually and to have lived in Balejo at the time of his
murders.
He also owned a typewriter of the same model allegedly used to type some of the Zodiac
letters.
Multiple search warrants are issued for him over the years.
Neither Allen's fingerprints nor his handwriting matched the existing evidence.
Years later, advances in DNA analysis effectively ruled him out as the Zodiac Killer, posthumously.
Allen dies in 1992 at the age of 58.
He was never formally charged with anything.
Over time, investigators in amateur sleuths identify numerous potential suspects.
But like Allen, none can be conclusively linked to the crimes.
The Zodiac remains a ghost.
much so that a 2020 book proposes another wild but highly intriguing theory. What if the
Zodiac Killer never existed? What if it-
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I haven't gotten much sleep over the last two days because of this pain my knee is
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don't know what I'm gonna be live next I'll see tomorrow I have a doctor's
appointment where I'm going to get laser treatment on my knee so I probably
won't be live tomorrow and then I have to drive back to LA I don't know I'll
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until this pain is fully gone, not fully gone, but like until I can at least like get up by
myself and function. But it's pinned in the chat right now my PO box. Once I'm back to streaming,
I'm doing a big, I'm doing a big post surgery PO box opening. So if anybody wants to go
send me PO, anything that you guys think will help for my post surgery, we're going to do that
once I get back to LA join the Twitter column to stay updated and yeah I love
y'all and I'm gonna see you guys soon bro appreciate y'all for coming by and
hanging with me I was bored so I'll see y'all soon