You
Yo, whoop, Nightmare-ing, they randomizer, the old boy.
Back to the grind again, hello, hello, hello.
Let's get her booted up.
It was a nice two days of freedom, and by freedom I mean other obligations, but.
Gotta get back into it.
Hoobolim.
We totally finished it, yeah.
Obviously.
We'll clearly finish it, yeah.
I think maybe two days left.
We'll see.
Whoa!
Why does it fuck up?
Oh.
Here we go.
Yes, better.
Oh.
Hooray!
Here we go.
Wee beater and now we're here.
Yippee!
We're halfway done basically.
Except not really close to halfway done at all.
But you know, whatever man.
Whatever.
We'll see what we can do.
16 Mesper shards to collect.
That's the main objective.
We have three, but you know there's a lot to do in Skidoo Alps actually, there's ten different checks.
So I know my face kind of blocks the view for you guys, but...
Let's start with Red Bear. Red Bear is right over here.
How hard could it possibly be?
Typically the way this goes is if it's easy it will be completely worthless.
And if it's hard, you'll maybe get something out of it, but I mean like that's a win-win, if that's me.
If it's easy then it doesn't take that long, we're just not working off the list.
And if it's hard, then we get something.
You know?
Yeah!
Oh, Redburn!
Gold free. Interesting. That seems suspicious.
I hear an aging untouchable. I thought I heard an aging untouchable for a second there.
Oh yeah, I definitely hear one. Okay. So we just got to kill him before that thing gets
vault. And his moveset is different. Rather the way he uses his moveset. Yeah, these are
not normal. These are not normally at all. Okay, still not too bad though. Oh, he's just
like that.
Gaming! Okay, that was way too easy. There's no way we could reward for that, but...
Mark it off the list. Yep, a cloak. Whatever, man. I don't care. 43 out of 64, only 21 to go.
Seems good to me. Just keep on pumping that dex. I think we're gonna get this all the way to 80
before it starts being not worth even then might still be worth I don't know I
kind of want to get more endurance kind of want to get more strength yeah we got
plenty of reasons for levels is Dean or Dale or whatever his name is a check no
No, I don't think he is
Hey, you know this guy, you know the one magic to his kind of
Dale
Mm-hmm, that's that's it
What the fuck is his his name
Hey, dry leaf dame.
There it is.
Dry leaf dame.
Yeah.
Is the black knight a check?
He is both black.
Not a well-chicken map.
Can I get the Scooby snack, please?
OK.
Just wanted a Scooby snack to feed my dog, bro. Is that such a crime?
Thank you.
Good bye.
Adios. That's enough. That's enough!
Jesus, man.
This place sucks!
What the hell outta here?
Whatever.
How doable is the skip?
Yeah, I'm gonna try the skip when we go down there for sure.
Oh, we gotta do this, which would appear to be Jory with several Spira guys, okay.
I wonder if they altered Jory to make the backstab loop unviable.
I guess we'll see.
Should we do that or the Black Knight versus the question?
I guess, I guess we'll do the Jory, the Jorister, straight Jork in it.
I know when you one-shot him, it really helps quite a bit.
Okay, okay, okay, yes subbing to Steve!
Not this shit again, man!
Oh Lee 1 2 3, baby.
Yeah, damn.
Clean up the other trash.
No surprises.
I just want to be alone with my man, Jory.
That's all I want from this world.
Kill!
Just you and me, bub.
A little bit of an awkward terrain.
Whoa, make it work!
seems awful backstab loopable to me
I like it
of
the
I'm curious if this guy just summons a billion dudes if you let him teleport once.
Let's not find him.
Oh fuck, he might be finding out.
Uh oh.
Die immediately, please.
Thank you, goodbye!
I don't think we get anything for that. Too easy.
Oh, how generous. Okay.
Daddy likey.
Yes, yes sir.
Mm-hmm.
Drey Summers have implemented in such a head-ass way, I would be very impressively out of
I see.
Since when did it become a crime for a guy to refer to himself as dead?
Since when?
We've been doing this for decades.
It's American culture.
Crimes and bears to drive tear.
Well, that's for allies who gives a shit.
And then?
What the fuck is going on here?
They put Rite Card in there?
Is this Rite Card?
Can I just kill them out here?
Uh...
Hiya!
Black Knight Raikkon. That did a lot of damage. Why did that do so much damage?
He doesn't really do that much damage to us. Okay, that's an extremely unfortunate scenario.
I think I'm just gonna walk up and kick his ass, bro.
He sucks.
He's pathetic.
big but he doesn't know how to use it. Good button. Give him my shitty reward please.
Yep.
Well, again I mean the check count flying up there might seem to go.
Anything cool up here?
There's a chesticle?
Yep!
WOOOOO!
Andy!
Thanks for raid!
Well, come in.
Raise your hook.
Sail your ships.
Raid the beach and eat your chips.
It's hard to say.
Don't have chips.
have chips, parking our on our healthy eating art, man, is there any reason for me to go
go down there. There are a few items. But uh, oh boy. Blessed dudes, Alisman! Ain't no
way they're giving away that shit for free. It just got on all their dens. Blind. Does
Does it actually work?
I mean, I'm full L, so I can't really tell, but it didn't nuke my defenses, or drain HP.
Wow.
Oh, good.
All right.
What the?
I don't think I'd give a shit about the items down there, man.
No, I don't think I'd give a shit about the items, not in Iron Man.
What I mean, like in theory though, maybe they would make them really good.
Because uh, you know there's a guy right there.
It's too HP region, that good.
I mean it's not like life changing, but I could, let's see if they help me.
Oh shit, he actually came down here.
Get away from me, you b******!
lightning cool well now he's stuck down there so let's go get those items
Let's see what we got.
Letting hard tier.
That's the poise one.
Probably not that good for anything.
Yep, pot.
And yep, stone up.
Kind of a waste.
Oh yeah, I can see if the do works now.
It would appear to
Nido
Okay
Uh, there we go.
Oh shit.
What if he just...
No.
oh my god
am i crazy or is it normally much more difficult to grab by these guys
or is it normally much more difficult to avoid getting grabbed by these guys
i feel like they're almost not even a threat bro
Alright bro, as long as you have room to run.
You didn't all aging untouchable run, yeah fuck that, that's, that's ass.
Alright, let's do the other black knight.
Zoom zoom zoom in how about you once how you feel
Thanks bro
Why do we have the Mexico filter on
happened? Never seen this weather effect in my life. Scared babe. There we go. Now we
out the Washington filter on. Good ol' Seattle.
Full Grift Fault.
This feels like just a lot of filler content, I'm not gonna lie.
Didn't even really change much around here.
Low bar.
Hello, Wharaloo.
Peep.
Boss attack man, Jesus.
We'll make do, it's fine.
Just a little whoraloo.
Oh, Horlue never heard of that.
This moveset does not appear to be changed, unlike the Godpreak.
Hello, Mr. Blue-Candy.
How are you on this fine eve? Ow!
Well, at least he didn't watch out us.
Uhp.
little too cute little too cute
should put you back
of
and
a lot of
scream
Climb?
Who are these people?
And where are they coming from?
How?
But...
Keep damage.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yes, sir, almost get
Let's go!
He's pizzer-
Okay.
I feel like I could maybe be a shard if Jory was.
Nope.
Our barric roar, I guess, is maybe mildly helpful if I didn't have a Rokrasek-Athana, but I do, so yeah, no, that was worthless.
Okay.
Welp, nothing checked in, nothing wrong with that.
Should we go to hippo?
Hippos got him something right now.
Ain't no way hippos nothing.
Sure, let's give it a try.
Let me sell some money first, get a level.
What?
You.
What?
Goodbye.
Thank you, sir.
Do you have anything worth buying?
Not really.
Goodbye.
Hey, was that infinite really?
No.
Goodbye.
What if I should invent a new weapon?
No.
Goodbye.
I wonder if I should invest in using a runarch at some time.
I mean, right cards is garbage, but I could try to get Godrix.
Godrix is OK, or Morgoth's.
Morgoth's is probably better.
But I would need a much bigger bitch to get.
P-2 modern, Dankvizubscrim, Dankvizix-D.
I have seven. But that that is something when I can probably buy quite a few in shops.
for cheap. Money ain't no thing at this point. Sometimes that thing for the front.
Sometimes that thing, the front, mmm, cute.
So we have a quarter of the shards.
It's not bad.
Not bad.
Pipo is, uh, me?
And seemingly a lot of other mimicty?
Interesting.
Well, alright, I got one kill for free.
What's Groht thinking he's doing?
He just used all my buffs?
The poison.
Alright.
Interesting.
Interesting. Ew, got the weed cutter. This guy sucks. You're trash. Surely that can't
Yeah, right.
What?
A sharded five skidoo frags for that?
Bro, did they just like start folding it in at this point?
What's going on? Today's been so easy.
You do 11, god damn, man.
Oh, hello, gentlemen.
Leave me alone, please.
Easy baby mode after Rolanna, yeah, seriously, man.
I feel like we should go to the church districts, as opposed to going in the front door of Shatterkeep
right now.
I don't really know why I'm bothering to kill this guy.
I guess just so I can look at my map in peace.
Let me see the list.
We've got the red bear NPC, the other actual red bear, Commander Gaius, Gata Avatar, and
Mesmer.
Left in this region.
And then there's also, yeah, three in the Hinterlands, which I assume are just like the
Treesundles and the Longstorbies.
Yeah.
Okay, okay
Yeah, let's try to go round back do it
I will attempt to do the skip
Down to Bonnie Village.
I imagine they potentially made the vanilla path there a little bit miserable.
So let's see if we can sneak around.
No deathplanes here.
Yippee.
Success!
Okay, no deathplanes here.
Yippee.
Poor Scooter just for going home, mother!
What is this?
Why is it baby mode all of a sudden?
We've got 30 minutes of uninterrupted generous unshitty game. Seriously. Oh, here we go two DTS's and the golem
Now that's more like...
I mean maybe, maybe they're they're prepping us for some unbelievable horror in the near
future that we're going to need all this for but I don't know man I'll take it
it's a lot of free progress
we'll be closer to the end of this thing than we thought this looks unfun
and yet
we're kind of slight
I could see the church entrance being closed and then you gotta get there via the other
one.
Perhaps.
I kinda luck though, oh god, look at that, this is not good, god, hahahaha.
Oh, the Marchering, sure me.
Wow.
We're good!
What happened there?
There was like an invisible wall or something?
I don't know, Torrent got stuck on something.
Weird.
Nice!
No god.
Go to E-Mir.
Time for impreg.
not quite no no no no we're just we're just meeting the cats the impreg scene isn't for a little bit
we're inconceiving for now yeah precisely
Hello, sir.
Well, I am eating some inlansi.
Bro, we're bird brothers.
Holy.
And three boys could do.
What is going on here, man?
I only wish the help that I not miss you out of.
is i've given you a white spine for power
very mysterious
very mysterious and dude
perhaps the mod maker is just how to change a part man
hmm
the
sea church door appears open
dead said you're welcome I mean yeah thanks shocking amounts of generosity going around
Oh hi Eldembees. Oh hi Giant Hand. Oh hi Lamprey. Oh boy. That can't be a good sign.
Sometimes over, perhaps.
Mm-hmm.
What if we just, like, go the other way, though?
I mean, we couldn't, theory, get to the church district from...
Shadowkeep, right?
Yeah!
Let's... just put a pin in that for a little bit.
Let's go see red bear and friends.
He's giving her all things in 10 months.
Yep.
I'm taking all of free progress I can get bro.
No shaming it.
We're inevitably going to have to check it all eventually for the Mespershards anyway.
of
We're living!
Lobster!
The land of Lobster!
The land of that thing.
Can you just keep riding forward because of the lobster?
forward. The lofters will miss. He's on a horse! Holy! Now that's incredible.
Lopter on a horse. Now I've heard of the horseshoe crap, but a horseshoe lofter.
That's a whole nother thing.
Close to close to
Thank you. Thank you.
See I guess we'll go to the red bear NPC first
It's on the way
see does this rock still open this jump
Yes, yes, I believe it did
Well
What you got in that there cup coffee good ol
What?
Hello
Cause actually this doesn't seem that bad.
Just need to be hyper alert for those.
Just take the back sabs when I can get him.
Nice.
Dude, the double heal is so big.
of
Oh, okay.
Nice!
that's a GG
fuck yeah bro nice try but not nice
sure be that's that's gotta be sure
where the right come on come on
oh yes oh yes all right that's six
getting them
100% spreadsheets still around, I have no idea.
One of the mods might have it somewhere.
Wasn't there a command for like hundo sheet or something?
I feel like there was.
I don't think it was a hiker sheep and maybe it was.
I think the only thing we're over here for is the last red bear.
Yes, okay.
Sensing a theme for this path ahead, though, okay.
Interesting.
that's max stamina don't need it that bad
squick is staying at the front
now
all right nice
where to bear it
get my own out mr. babe
Yeah, mom.
Chief blood fiend commander guys and golden hippo.
I see.
Okay, well, this is starting with the hippo, I mean if we can nuke him before anyone else
gets here.
This one will be so bad, ow!
Jesus!
Thanks, Sparrow already.
huge that's basically a stun lock
I don't mean any stun lock though because he's dead oh I mean he's dead there
we go
I mean bro they gave it to it. I'm legally allowed to use it
Okay next up guys sure
Oh double
Damn what the fuck was that?
Well, alright, first death of the day.
Number 420.
Man, that was a dumb death too.
You're on a hot streak, man.
Yeah, I don't know if I've ever seen the kick double hit like that.
That was bizarre.
I mean as long as you can get them to aggro one by one again, it's all good.
Fuck.
of
and
of
Okay.
There it is.
Okay.
There it is.
Okay.
They do be hitting hard.
God, it sucks.
They do be hitting real fucking hard.
Come on come on
Let's goooo!
Alright, one more.
Get down, bud.
of
the
Oh
To the 10k and a shard yes sir seven out of sixteen nine to go
We're flying bro
All right, let's go in the man gate
Oh, I'm gonna have to kill these guys every time, but whatever they do.
Dauks and Romina.
Wow!
That's crazy that actually worked out like that.
That's crazy man, come on.
What are the chances of the...
Apparently pretty good.
I mean, I knew he was there. I just didn't think he would hit us that fast and I especially didn't think he would fucking send us off the ledge. Jesus, man.
Okay, fine, weed gutter!
Fuck you!
I'm doing this shit again. I was just straight up on look
Okay, let's get away from the ledges, please.
Hello, Doc.
Well, now, uh, Gaius, of course.
He's probably too big to leave this room.
Okay.
Lightning Tim!
two to two big men
what the fuck is that
maybe just go maybe just get the fuck out of here
oh hi
I was not expecting the elevator to not work but okay it does good
all 18 inches oh baby
there you go
Yes sir!
Thank you!
Serpent bow blade!
and I clogged it no no paddles for me not a paddle boy
Okay, interesting, interesting.
There's an untouchable up here, that's fun.
Oh, whoo!
Big mountain!
You're alive.
Stop being alive.
Okay, that was a very useful skip up.
Get some baloney that way.
Send you to the front.
Oh boy.
I think that's a location we can reach.
the
St. Trina's Smyre. So beautiful.
Smith 7? Oh, someone's pissed.
Alright, we're running!
We're chillin'!
I've yet to find the 18 inches I gotta say it's feeling feeling more like 18
millimeters so far.
legendary is it worth it probably not but let's do
wow
I don't really need stones now because Katana go birp.
head cat that actually that might have good stats
I don't know what's in
do not need int
the
bell bearing. Okay.
Hmm.
Mottas really had a change of heart.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm a little confused.
Oh, there's no leather.
Oh.
So this is worthless.
I see.
This is totally worthless.
So we do in fact have to go through the shadow district.
The shadow district.
The church district.
I mean really the whole DLC is the shadow district.
Okay.
I see.
I mean, fine.
We didn't really die, so it's not like it hurt us to do that.
It didn't take too long.
We'll see what's in this remembrance.
Poison flower blooms twice.
It's kind of high.
Kind of.
We could put this on the rot hammer and then have poison rot and use the ash
ward to nuke like bail if we have to go back and fight bail at some point which
we probably do for the 16th shard if I'd guess
Interesting.
Oh, Strengths, Alley.
What the fuck?
What have you been here?
Take that, too?
Yeah, I mean, I don't really need 50k, so I'll take this.
Uh, let's set up a poison rot hammer.
any other options here yeah okay thank you lamprey we could go to the coast we
could try that ghost flamethrower again now that we're way higher skidoo
we could go to abyssal woods
we could go to wow
and we're here let's let's just see what happens
Okay, the lampreys are priority number one, I would say, wha-
Oops!
Whoopsie!
Okay, good start.
Definitely go for the lampreys first.
I don't I don't anticipate us killing the Elton beast or the Romina just got to avoid him
God
That lamprey maybe just has to live
one over me now okay damn I got hit and I didn't get free from that oh I mean it fell
Well, fuck you.
We might just be sick with...
AHH!
Daaaamn. Okay, that was kinda close though.
kind of close them
come on
That's crazy that they can just completely 180.
of
It's not too bad.
I don't know if I can get the Armino to fall again, that was pretty sweet.
Seems perhaps unlikely.
I'm gonna bring him over here and then oh there she goes and run around and go
Well, maybe I should go for the imp.
Yeah.
Okay, there she goes again.
What the fuck was that?
Well, the hitbox is on these imps, ridiculous.
Alright, fine.
Yum.
Yeah, that was them.
I just lost like 260k or something to like 1 and a half levels.
Good one.
I feel like I should still go for that side.
I just need to be really careful about getting body blocked.
Nice.
Oh, huge, bro!
What the fuck are these backstabs?
Whatever.
Doesn't matter.
This is low-key a good barbing spot.
of
Lamecherryman is pretty annoying Well, I mean, I guess he's out of the way now
Now we go!
I almost didn't get the jump off.
Okay, well we are so bad, wasn't that bad?
I guess we're still not to the grace.
It feels like he would be the main obstacle round to you though.
Longers.
Hmmmmmmmm please tell me you can teleport up here so I can kill him.
He's not gonna be able to.
It's fire knight's problem. But he might, he might be a chill fire knight. Oh no, he's not. He's already looking.
Man, I don't know about this one.
just booking it is dangerous but I don't I don't know if I have the firepower to kill
these guys quick enough oh we so do okay what except the blocks
Fuck.
Yo!
Gooooo!
Okay!
Good play.
Alright, we still gotta go back and drain the water.
And uh, do scatter three after
I will absolutely take being up here
Should we just go back for the water now I guess so let's let's just get it all done
Okay, Endurance might be the play.
Let me get some Endurance.
Absolutely better armor
Well, that's a downside
Here we go
There we go, bro
Yeah
Okay
That boy digs above you
one
What the hell is this?
Okay, it worked out.
Somehow.
I don't know if I can repeat that if I tried to.
But we don't have to!
Huge!
What?
Isn't there a Gracer?
Yeah.
I'm playing for one hour and a half, only seven deaths.
Like 10 checks completed?
I'm sure it's not sprung.
Should we kill this guy just to see if he drops anything good?
This is normally the tree spirit.
Yeah, sure.
Nope!
Noop!
Hmm that is a lot of fire knight boys
I actually don't think this is that bad if I can just get out of the fucking corner, which I cannot.
They do no damage!
Wow!
I mean, like, we're fine!
Just didn't get a single attack off!
Good God!
I went for a weed cutter, but he cancelled me out of it, I didn't think he'd be able to.
Get over him!
bunch of weese
I have literally one shot
Oh, there was like a central to the controlled everything there I guess okay
interesting very interesting I think at the central one was the in
I was the baseballing yesterday, uh, we didn't actually get to play baseball, but the draft
went well.
The baseball professionals ranked my team as like the third best or so.
So I think that's a big success.
Huge W. Anyone messaged me for trades?
Several people have messaged me for trades and they're all dog shit offers.
How dumb do these motherfuckers think I am?
I got people offering me Mario for my King Boo.
Bitch, Mario doesn't even belong on my squad.
Hello?
Are you crazy?
The only trade request that I've gotten that I respect is for asking for yet another magic coupon.
Which I don't know if I'll give it to him, but I understand him asking.
Who the hell is that?
This has to be a new custom boss.
I don't recognize this man at all.
He's on a horse?
It looks like Pursuer.
Hello?
Oh, he's on a dinosaur.
What the fuck?
T-Rex Man!
Holy aura.
Okay, he's a tree sentinel.
Is he literally just a tree-signal that's turned into a T-Rex, man?
I love that, as I saw.
And that would appear to be the case.
Also, he's a dragon rider, not a pursuer.
Oh.
Okay, okay!
He's got some sauce!
Oh! There's still more to that.
and
I love this guy
of
And your dead.
GG!
Wow.
That was fucking peak.
Good ol' T-Rex, man!
What a- what a guy!
What a guy!
Alright!
One up the shard, four more to do.
Yeah, Nate!
Okay, I think with that two endurance, I'm now wearing the heaviest armor that I have,
So, I guess I don't need any more than that.
Uh, y'all's two strength? Sure.
Okay.
Is the glass still looking good?
Alright, yeah, we just gotta get up to guys in Mesbr now.
Yep, leap.
PK is on the list, yeah?
I just haven't bothered going there yet.
Oh, he can climb.
I forgot this guy can climb.
Oh, he disappeared.
Oh, he's back.
interesting all the enemies up here should in theory be passive
so I don't I don't think we're in danger here no matter how spooky it looks
Okay, that is annoying.
Now, if we attack them, they're not gonna be passing.
So if we have to attack to get through,
could be a little problematic.
It does appear that way.
Unless.
Ooh!
Sneaky, sneaky, look at us.
Okay.
Cheeky.
I'm not sure if that was intended or not.
I use these 29 hours 45 minutes down a lot of load screens when you die 427 times
Hi, Eldonbees.
Oh boy.
This is a little bit of a pickle, isn't it?
Nice, slide down there! Huge!
Okay, we can get the Mesmer this way, at least.
Double spear, guys.
Nice try.
Okay.
Even more Spira guys.
I don't think so.
Hello egg.
Good ol' egg.
The land squirt.
Okay, we can do Mesmer.
Or we could try to get to Gaius.
Even it's Stammy, interesting.
Oh, actually, before we do Mesmer, I should do the Horn Send quest.
Otherwise, later it could be so much worse.
Yeah, okay, so we actually, we have to wait on Mesmer
before we do, or until we do the Horn Send quest.
So that we only get two NPCs in later instead of three.
Okay well then let's try to get to guys.
Kyo-psoals, thanks for the pr-
I don't even know where this agent on touchable was, but...
He was not successful in his quest, well, perhaps he will be this time.
Just take that shit.
Take that shit.
Wow, that somehow didn't knock us off.
Up, up, up, up.
Excellent.
Who the fuck?
Excellent.
Who the fuck?
You the fuck!
I mean, it doesn't even matter though, yeah?
I guess my body's also feeling on my way down.
I
Who are over fun
Look
She did it
for the DLC started out so rough and then got so easy
what is going on here
Rolana final boss
all this is just filler
I do have a mother yes where where is it
who
tell them the name of
oh double laser golem guy is
interesting oh no no no no not double
the hot double I'm not even sure how many that is what the fuck you know let's
do the hits or lands first I don't know just kind of just kind of seems like a
good idea to me for no particular reason just just really looking forward to
hinterlands just want to check it out
Oh
Spike to your holy fuck put that shit in
Yes, please
Going to fight I'm not going in the fight. I'll go in when I want to go
I
Oh
Yeah
Others there's a lot of those guys are you viable to kill
Cuz
Don't really want to deal with that during the boss fight
Gonna need a lot of practice on these guys anyone
Okay, the damage is not terrible
It's a spike tier charge attacks going perhaps
Boom! Okay, that was way easier to stagger on, I thought it would be.
Yotu! Got me.
That's cute, they're synced.
Okay, little offbeat, gentlemen.
Focus!
I thought these guys were the laser golems, or they're not.
I thought if they had the shin guards, they were laser golems.
Maybe they're just being nice.
Oh, laser golem has halberd. Yeah, you're right.
Scammed.
Okay, should be clear to fight now.
Hello!
Ancient Dragon Mom!
Oh, shit!
The easiest Ferris NPC in the game, I bet.
This guy more or less plays by the rules.
It's quite nice.
Gaming.
Gaming, I don't even think we get anything for that.
Oh no we do.
Shasa!
Taste of your own medicine.
How's it feel, Peach?
Not so cool now, is it?
too slow!
Oh fuck!
Thip!
Chew!
Another easy one, probably nothing significant.
Wow!
Another easy one probably nothing significant
Wow and a volcano manor invitation that doesn't do anything
Sure, man
Cool
I don't know here we do still get slightly more valued out of decks than strength but
If I ever want to use something besides a Katana more strength, it's probably nice.
Arcane does not do anything though.
More bind could also be an okay play.
Let's just get 40 strength because it's a round number and it makes me happy.
Okay, we have to do the falling star beast and blow the horn for the eventual meta.
Another golem archer ain't no way, bro
I'm a little confused on the the intended challenge of these gentlemen
They seem rather non-threatening to me
My makers with cell
This shit's free
It was also useless, but I mean whatever only 11 things left bro, holy
Okay, and we have more than half the shards.
I feel like they could have just kept this area the same as it is in Vanilla and it would be plenty dangerous.
This is arguably easier.
Actually, not even arguably, it's just easy easier.
Not a single lamp read to be seen.
Well, okay then, sure, man.
I ain't gonna play about that.
Paul.
Shall we blow the other horn real quick while we got it on the mind?
sure why not turn my cash in real quick
matter is it a check is it not
I suppose it's not well okay Bob Makers went south I don't even got a bother
get that name never mind well all right into the golems we go
Yeah, these are laser rolls.
Oh, bye.
Hello, gentlemen.
The rumbling indeed.
I somehow managed to only get the attention of one.
It will appear that way.
Well, I mean, individually, they're not very threatening.
Just loud as fuck.
I guess we just have to find which one is the actual boss.
I think it's probably better to just attempt to aggro as few as possible.
them off one by one like that.
Yoo hoo!
Got you!
Shaaadam!
Hmm?
I don't know how much she's gonna run over here.
Well, seemingly enough.
Okay, cool.
Well...
God
See this this will get fucked up very quickly
We're not careful
I
Mean if you want to find the boss
Then yeah, if we lock on to one and a health bar doesn't appear over their head, that means
they're the boss, but I'm not sure how much that really truly helps, because I think you're
probably going to want to kill a lot of them anyway.
Oh, hey, Jock!
I should do it.
It might just be fucked up at this point.
Gotta be reeeeeeally careful to get them one at a time.
can actually they all have a health
It's not made it just like a random creature in the corner or something
or is this not how boss health cards work
of
the
guys believe it or not it's not fun if you just tell me what the fuck to do
I don't know why that's a typical concept
I'm trying to play and experience the mod for myself
of
where the squirrels that
I'm just stalling on the traveling group.
I wonder if you made it up?
I mean, good then I guess, but I really don't understand either way.
Just ban him.
of
Jesus Christ.
this one is separated looks like the other ones in his route got cut off by the traveling
goldens he's fucking backing up into him though
come on I need you to want this one
Oh, come on. Don't fucking do this shit.
that's good run that way
I
Only 20 more
in the back without upsetting several of them.
Okay, I mean, two isn't that bad.
Get it?
Another?
Hmm?
Sheep!
Bye!
and
Relatively alone, come here.
Not fast enough.
No, that's not fast enough.
Nope.
What the fuck is this?
Tree.
Thank you, tree.
Oh
Dear god
I don't know man, we've looked pretty thoroughly for a...
It's a woodland critter anymore.
I wonder if he's just like not even in the arena.
now that would be something that would be really something
there's one super alone over there get his ass
Why you gotta do this shit to me?
These guys are so slow until you start fighting one and all of a sudden they go right here.
Such a hurry.
I'm gonna get myself killed but I'll run.
Put on you.
Dear God!
What a time wasser.
any stragglers?
kind
Nice. We're gonna get two out of this. I like it.
Okay, we are not gonna get two out of this stuff.
There's a little gap closing too hard.
Oh, he's kinda in the middle now. We might feel good.
Just give me the stagger, come on!
Kick!
I mean, this is working.
We will, eventually, theoretically, kill all of them this way.
I didn't run out of heals, I mean I didn't have any heal.
I've got the doogone.
I could throw on the do and the this.
I could even more of these.
Oh yeah.
Except I need that equip so I'm not heavy.
I'm just trying to get this guy back here.
There are notably less of them.
The system is working!
The system is definitely working!
Dude, it's not gonna work.
That's so lame, man!
I think it takes more of the word jump part 2's to snag her.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
How many have we killed?
I definitely a lot.
Well, everyone's spreading out now.
What is this?
We've killed more than five! There's no way!
We've definitely killed more than five.
the
I
Will get
One two three four five six seven eight left
It's not that many
and
Okay, 4.
Abort!
Whoop!
See, but now there's only 2 over here.
Switching to the other side.
there's only two over here. Switch targets to go over there.
Yeah, that didn't really work out that well, but that's fine.
Did you know what the thing about 6-7 is, Trapp?
Is that due to the fact that the numbers 6 and 7 in that order are just unavoidable things
to encounter regularly in life forever?
So, I don't know if it will ever be fully forgotten, you know?
Because it's just permanently there.
There's no further context to the joke either, it's just 6-7.
It's like it's an incurable disease.
It might subside a little bit, but it will never actually completely go away.
of
I'm really trying to force this, I don't know.
Ahhhh.
Not worth it.
Hell Lord!
Actually chat, we've almost injured all of them.
If we injured all of them and the health bar still hasn't moved, then it's for sure
not one of these, which is kind of what we suspect that anybody would, but...
We're very close to just confirming that.
Oh, I see the squirrel. Oh, I see the squirrel
That's it
Go for it
Carefully
Man, he really is just right in the middle of it all.
There he is!
Bro, he ran to us!
Oh, this is... this is... it's bold.
It's bold!
Okay, get out!
Get out of there!
Jesus.
fucking squirrel titan
Harry get the hell out of there
what are you doing to the poor squirrel
there he is
finish the job!
Never mind hold hold hold
He's he's really good at just staying in the middle
I got a set.
Questionable!
Jesus man!
Perhaps we run away and see if we'll be aggro.
of
So let's try and scout them out.
Okay, we're moving on.
What the fuck is it?
He's gotta be in the Kongaline somewhere.
Oh fuck bro.
what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
This is like a little bit of a dire situation man, I don't have use.
He dies in one hit.
This stupid fucking grass.
What if?
Now hear me out here. What if...
Grass quality media.
Quality settings low.
Where the fuck is this guy?
I'm not sure that helps.
I might have to reboot for it to actually change anything.
I mean it looks shitty.
This is not...
Scratch
Really, I truly, I don't understand where the fuck he could have gone.
Like, he should be in the group somewhere.
Cause...
They're programmed to travel together.
Well, like, maybe...
Hitting in...
Put him on runaway mode.
And then he just never...
Links back up.
I don't think that's what would happen
I should have just systematically eliminated all of them.
there he is! gotcha bitch okay good-eye good-eye
well that was cute
real cute that's 10 shards that's 10 shards oh yeah
RIP Skeletons.
The Moldmongers' Bear Baron.
Probably doesn't do shit.
Right, I think it's in about...
Started at 32.0758.
Did that actually take like half an hour?
First ride up
Axe Talisman brother you're spoiling us
Okay, okay, what a line
All right
um yeah so we need we need to do the horns and stuff still
so let me talk to them
hello
I should have...
...wrapped those of them.
Kill Hornsons!
If you have any other hacks, you can...
...alarm me some...
Alarm me.
Each I did.
Come on.
Oh my god, Skidoo 16.
Allow me.
Maybe I gotta talk to you.
I'm sure.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Light up!
Make up your damn mind come on
Did they like patch it well, I don't know what you normally have to do
Okay
Maybe just needed to talk to the horn some more and now he's gone and now
Yes
Okay, cool
the black
guy, they were good
we have 30, 60, 90 rooms only
Cool
There's recommended not to remove hornston from late if I for maximum experience bro fuck your experience if it's not against the rules
I'll do it
Can't stop me
Let's kill that bomb!
I will dispose of you before your first revenge that comes on me. I can no longer trust your word.
In the end, I knew this day would come. The nature of your kind. I am certain.
With all of this
Kindly make you'll never betrays of our go your family awaits you
You tell him later
I mean, they're dead, so like, yeah, like, like I said, did your family away?
We helped them.
I'm helping.
Dane's hacked.
come on brother come on brother
you know let's just get this grace
here while we're...
in this direction.
mmm hmm hmm hmm
mmm keb
chillin
was half expecting that to go somewhere different but no
Okay, horn sent dead, Wahoo.
Get a reward from Leda I guess, because why not?
Oh, right now we're going to Mesma.
Unless the last could do all to check. Yes, yes, yes.
Let me get a level up real quick.
For this runes hurting you shunes so amore.
Unnecessary.
I hear, I hear snarling.
Hello?
Ah, hi Roon Bear.
Roon Bear Pumpkin Head, what a parry.
I mean, can't keep bumping at it, but he's still just bumping it.
cool and face two weren't they some company I weren't face company
Why am I healing, I think that's gonna matter.
Okay, I'm screwed.
I'm definitely not.
Gonna be able to get rid of all the stuff, but...
God, the buildup goes away so slow, man.
I just got to run in a circle and so we get rid of this giant bar or he could just one
Shots. Okay. Interesting. Fly and run it back.
of
the healing doesn't matter to face to
stop
Okay, we want to go on a full HP.
Yep.
What the fuck, that's so tanky.
Maybe on my beard...
Probably better to just stick with this.
Oh my god, what the fuck? Jesus.
Oh, that's not fun.
Oh, wait, please.
Yup.
Fuuuuck!
Fuck!
Oh, boy.
of
the area she's even
not we were overdue for something miserable
We optimize our armor for my talent.
I think that's the right stuff.
Yeah, let's see.
31 Vitality for the D-nav 42 Vitality for the Cellebuzza
You're dead!
99!
This is maybe an excellent play. This is a lot more.
Surely I don't get one shot as a gold.
Okay, insane new fit.
look at that bar, there's a big bar right there
So the jump part two is enough to interrupt the warrant basis.
So I guess that's a move.
It'll be great to stagger one of them and then just take their pose.
Might be a little wishful thinking.
God, what the fuck?
Oh, good.
I mean, it's one of those things where once you
you get one of them dead, it becomes easier to kill the next one, which makes it easier
to kill the next one, it makes it easier to kill the next one.
So we just gotta get through that initial difficulty.
I mean, he weren't based himself is not that thing, all things considered, not swishing
enough to move though.
Good dodge.
What?
Man, holy fuck.
Oh, I think counter damage there's something about that.
This is not looking good.
God, they all move as one.
There's never any stragglers.
Also, those melt that I literally have to heal every single time I get shipped like that, otherwise I'll die to the head.
I don't like this creature.
I don't like that.
Embrace the imbedded and I'll die.
Fuck!
that would have been juicy.
I like this creature.
Embrace the brilliant.
What?
I can pop a flesh and try to nuke one like that.
Not the start.
I am yet to use a single one of the flesh like that.
I could probably never will of this, right?
Which just never seems worth it.
It's either too easy to require a flesh or too likely to be wasted.
On a- on a physical boss.
Classic 99 elixir problem
dude that attack is the fucking worst like what do you do I cannot give barn up
away and it's just a random spray so bad so bad man let's go to route fucking
Come back later. Oh, right. Hold on. I need to
ride to Rouse soon. Right.
Hello, giant hands. Goodbye, giant hands.
the
Arsenal Charm, useless.
Already got the big dig version.
There was me.
We never went to that giant jar guy in Caleb.
Oh
The baseball pros did like the Aglet team is
So I'd like the third best team or so
Keep ball
Adios, Srinala!
Jesus Christ. This was so much worse than it initially seemed.
I thought I was just gonna have to fight a lion dude.
Which isn't that bad. Okay, we gotta kill the Toe-Home-Age on drop.
There's maybe a slim chance of just running and working also. Let me put on my real armor.
Ow.
I have never played a tall whole game in my life, no.
of
Oh, well there you go.
There's TWO LION GUYS, GREAT!
Maybe it isn't fightable?
I mean, what do you just run by and then pray?
I guess that's what we're doing this time.
Holy shit, I live.
Oh my god, yeah, we'll take a second try clear of that
Jesus Christ man that was nuts
Wow!
Quite the segment!
I feel like we should kill the Gaius and then otherwise we're free to go.
I don't know, all this guy wants to play.
We can kill you, dude, sure.
Shockingly squishy.
Take it and segment the wall, dude!
Pots on Coke shakey.
I think he shakes his coke.
The end.
Oh, we killed him. Nice. No thanks, guys.
I should have done that.
Fuck it, we'll just keep slow killing them if they're going to be this squishy.
Oh, there's an invisible assassin.
of course there is see we did this
we're not playing probably not
What actually is?
After the items show.
Wow!
Absolutely nothing.
oh that works thank you bye bye
Sweet!
GG GG
I don't know if we need more of these, maybe let's just get some endurance, someday I'll
eventually not be relying on your true favor.
That'd be kinda nice.
Hello?
Hit those!
Oh.
God.
Let's go down here.
But let's go down here.
That's better.
I
and
the
news
and
the
news
and
the
news
of
the
news
of
and
if
Oh
Whoa hi guys
How are you? Oh, yeah, good thing we killed everything else on the way in
Why is it always guys?
Because this guy sucks.
Chase you to the ends of the earth and one-shot you with a stupid charge attack.
Besides the charge is an enjoyable not very difficult boss.
Okay.
Interesting.
You can just chill.
Have fun over there.
Do we think they patched the skip or do they expect you to do the skip?
Only one way to find us.
Oh, the tree's gone.
That tree is gone.
Okay, yep.
No skip for us.
We're just going down here.
And then across...
Big kill.
and
the cat
,
keep going into the left of the U.S.
of
its
I think we might be good well there's a hip though of course and should be lasers of
course okay just run for it go go go
That's getting normal. There's not reason. He didn't do much. Okay, that's Devonium.
Don't think we need to mess there. We'll be okay. Just get the grace.
Nice.
Woo!
Not bad! Not bad!
Turn! Thank you for the gift, sir! Thank you, thank you!
Let me- Let me leak, please.
I don't trust them to not do that forever.
You'll get cosmic things to give them to server.
I'm going back for him.
Don't trust it.
Good.
Worth.
Okay, yep, classic.
funny
Never gets old that one. Nope not at all
Close that
We did not beat the Wyrmpaces, no, we decided to save that for a rainy day.
get some other things done
well
I guess my better judgment I'm just gonna fucking go
Let's just see what happens
Oh
Holy he's sick with him Wow nice, bro
Alright!
You're just sneaking through today, man.
Love it!
Okay, Romina.
Is it better or worse than Mesmer?
Let's find out.
What the f- oh, okay.
This guy from Thing.
Interesting.
He's uh...
What's his face?
Derek Schoes.
Manus.
minus. What the fuck is that? That was just broken?
Are you hitable? Thank you. Jesus.
Here comes the magic. Oh boy.
Or not.
how did you get stuck up there stop stop what is that
I gotta call this guy corrupted Romina as well as nothing to do with it
the
the hardest part is the like his
model is kind of buggy so you can't really see
Yes! Try to do...
Huge roll.
I'm kind of just stat checking this guy, but you know what?
I don't care.
Oh huge bleed, we're done.
goodbye. Fuck yeah. Alright. Unless he's not gone. We're not done. No we're done.
Grease kiddo. Left dextral. Knowledge bestowed by malicious and evil creator. If defences
your way seek out the divine city and abandon all fear. Lift yourself up and embrace the
What the fuck does that mean?
The Divine City is it nearer Lim?
That Belorat.
John, I'm not sure that I care.
I'm not sure that I give a shit
Nice Crimeanium load without Erd-tree favor
That just pretty nice
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Well, Crimson andur medallion plus zero gives more than urge free plus two.
Easy to worth.
Well, I can just run strength instead.
That gets us a decent amount more damage.
Ya'll come.
Let's touch the tree, even though I won't do anything yet.
Just to see.
Cannot be burned without mesmers kindling.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
get yo yo fire thank you for the prime I'm gonna go to the bathroom and then
we will continue so be right back gamers
okay
enjoy the guy
Hello?
All right, we're back and look.
We've been blessed by her presence.
Hello, Scratchford.
Little baby.
has been a very happy girl lately we got her we got her some new healthy food
and she loves it she is is snarling it down and not growing up anymore
good scrap good it's a win-win yeah
all right you want to go outside you don't like being in here when I'm
streaming okay bye bye
What a cutie.
Alright, where are we going next?
We have to do the Deathblade Lion.
That's a check.
Well, I guess we better go do that.
Wait, this is not the win.
Wait, I didn't even register the name here.
New and improved runes of Rar.
Actually, yeah, the best way to get there is from Romina's.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not going to make it.
Oops.
That's a shame.
It's a little bit further away than I thought it was.
There we go.
Okay, we just got a slide over here.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Excellent.
Excellent
Chat this is probably
Not gonna happen, but what if we actually finish tonight? There's only nine things left
But I mean it's been low key easy today except for the worm face them
We'll see we'll see there's certainly still a few tricks up the up the mod makers sleeves you
here she am I imagine the final boss alone might be quite fucked up probably
should have re-killed that lamprey
dead. Only this? Run, motherfucker! What is happening? Well, okay. Alright, I'm just
gonna run for it next time fuck the lampreys
we can make it
okay you gotta go the other lampreys we'll just try to deal with
Oh god, there's an untouchable somewhere too excellent.
Oh boy, I pretty maybe didn't see this, that would be big.
Wow, that was actually so easy if you just go.
Classic. Malaketh and Malaketh.
Okay, one of those is not Malaketh. I don't know if the mod makers know this, but that's a different guy.
An interesting duo fights
Malaketh should be
Squishy here
Yeah
Yeah, definitely focus on the I.C.O. Malakka first.
Come here, doggy.
I mean, I'll take hits where I can get him.
Ah, fuck yeah.
I'm curious if there's a way to only aggro one.
I don't think it's an impossible duo fight though.
Just a little tricky.
Good Lord, good Lord.
Give it a few tries.
the
three spot point is not ideal
see just need to get radog on behind a pillar
And it's huge damage on Malakin.
Fuck.
Okay.
I got some faith in this.
I would rather do this than warm face.
This is an interesting challenge to solve, at the very least.
I'm probably going to forget.
Oh, there it is.
He makes no noise.
That was greedy, but if I actually got a stagger there, he would have basically died.
fun how that's unavoidable.
what
but it's the really good day
by the god is being stopped
I don't even know where he is.
Alright, GG.
Eww, God, as long as I can get a Saddle Sheer.
Okay, I think we're good.
What?
It's a real one.
Shit.
Thought I would have more stamina than that.
Boom, ah, GG.
Hell yeah dude.
That's gotta be a shark.
No way that's not a shark.
That's not a shark.
That's gotta be a shark. No way that's not a shark.
Yeah, man. Yeah, man.
Mmm-hmm.
Five to go! Oh, fuck.
Basically done, dude.
Can I please fast travel, dude?
Let me go. Thank you. Um, three checks in the Invisal Woods.
Rokshasa, Jory, Medra. Okay, okay.
Still have the Ghostflame Dragon and PK at the coast.
And that's it. Besides Mesmer and Radon. Damn.
He's got a rock shot on him.
Bail? There is still bail back in base game, yes.
That ends up being a thing. Which it probably does, because why else would he be there?
What was it?
of
thank you for doing your part shot by plinking
this evening learned
very kind
okay yeah, no noticing, team here
That was less fortunate.
Wow.
Wow!
Go!
I don't know why I tried to jump that again when it didn't work the first time, but whatever.
fuck the 180k I don't need that shoot
Hmm?
Ruckshaws the first, then down the jewellery.
8 thingies remain chat.
Not that many thingies we can think about.
Not that many thingies at all.
Alright, the last muzzle in.
Double god reach.
Interesting.
Can't say that's what I would expect it.
I feel like it's fairly low below.
I think they can bleed, they can stagger.
Sagger. Yes. Yes. What the fuck was that even left?
Since when does Godric sound like that?
God, I'm forcing it, but I mean what else am I supposed to do?
Woo!
Alright.
God, I'm waiting with the...
Wow, this one's way squishier. I should have killed this one first, probably.
Oh, but the fire would have been a nightmare.
So maybe not.
Alright. I feel like that's shardable.
Give me the shard, please.
Let's go!
Four remain!
Uh, just mob back, like, okay and shit.
Thank you, Dragon King, very cool.
These guys are blind, my god.
Me try showing up a little early there
There huh?
Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves please.
nice jump fuck yeah dude
Oh, Lee!
I'm that guy, bro!
Insano dodges!
It's dark in here, little boy.
Ooh, boy.
Chat, what does the ban me emote actually say?
6, 7.
Okay, fair.
Yeah.
Under set up
Dexed you
Hello.
They removed the ledge.
Uh, it looks like they removed the ledge.
edge. It looks like they removed the ledge. Interesting. Well, I'm glad I checked before
I just jumped off. Jesus Christ, man. The bounce is ridiculous. That's like basically
vanilla placement.
Just ease the vanilla placement.
What the fuck do you think you are?
I'm shocked at how squishy they made the fire knights.
Oh, okay, that finger creeper is invincible and also one-shots.
Okay.
Now we know.
Mm-hmm.
Knowledge check
God bro, it's miserable
You
Okay, just keep going.
I see you, bitch.
I see you.
Then you can hit them when they're invisible.
METRO JUNIOR!
My METRO JUNIOR.
Love that guy.
Now there's a good enemy placement.
Hmm.
I'll kill him this guy I guess.
Ah, I'm pretty hard.
Okay
See we can drop onto that lunch is that worth it. I don't even know where that one goes
Yep start to think 39
Okay, put in the blender a little bit, but we'll leave.
Ended deep.
Oh boy.
Gooooo!
Wow, nice.
That worked out incredibly well.
Just be careful not to get memes.
Well I guess we have a stick america at least.
Oh five, oh five, oh five, oh five.
Thank you this is the one last bit.
METER.
Hi METER.
And of course the classic big mouth.
I can't replace him.
Well, Manner's just chillin'.
Uh, uh, is it sponsored?
Huh.
Okay then.
Just tryin' to scare ya.
Well, alright then, cool.
broken virgin deptors. Okay. I don't think it's that bad in theory. Okay, something might
I just be staggered taking turns doing this forever.
Yeah, kinda.
of
Okay, well, it is pretty annoying.
I won't deny it is pretty fucking annoying
Goddamn
Cheese! Oh, we're so in.
Oh, yeah.
The 1v1 is free.
Oh my god.
Should be pretty loose.
Come back.
Close.
Come on.
I don't know how it's working, but it is.
And a boom.
Okay.
That's a secret to cheesing any Eldenring encounter, modder or not, and you just run
in circles until the one good open.
You can do that through the whole game.
Did he want it too?
It's boring but it's pretty duk-
Done.
And nothing for that though, okay.
Can we get torrent here?
Please?
Let me keep my torrent.
Holy shit, I think we did it.
Wow!
Nice.
Forrest, that's also quite abysmal.
Okay.
We gotta get to Midra.
Midra will almost assuredly have a shard.
So hold up, okay, Midra has a shard, how many do we need?
We need four more.
Midra has a shard, PK has a shard, Mesmer has a shard.
And then the fourth, maybe it's kind of gotta be the bear.
the ghost flame dragon has it but I doubt it guess we'll see
speak of us first hello
oh my
alakali just always throw in uh invisible assassin when they need to get you
off your horse
simple but effective
You're gone.
Holy shit.
You already can't use your horse here normally.
I mean, if we couldn't use our horse here at all, that would be much worse than being
being able to use our horse but occasionally getting forced off it.
So really at the end of the day they're still kind of just being generous.
Let's go up here.
Oh, there's multiple.
What the- where did these all come from?
Where did these all come from?
Oh god!
Well, he's done it now.
Nice!
Wow.
Alive.
I'm going to die.
Which way am I going though?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Well Jesus Christ did we actually get away with this shit
Holy f**k I think we did.
AHHHHHH!
Okay, there's multiple Blackknife assassins, cool.
That was going so well for a second there.
I
Go this one
Can I climb oh yes
come on there's no way this doesn't work unless this is just completely out
of bounds maybe it is
Noooop.
Bro, we're home freeed.
Hell yes.
Oh, there's a matter.
Of course there's a matter.
Just take that shit.
Come on.
Okay, now, now it's a return to classic aging untouchable build, but we have a horse now.
It's quite a bit easier, I gotta say.
I don't give a fuck about your raging on Dutchable.
Wow!
was it was it truly so simple seemingly so well except I'm gonna get madness here
we're still fine
let's throw on this guy that's good
Hmm...
Curseblade it is annoying
Holy fuck
Okay, I mean we just have to
I should have fought him one by one, wow.
How could I not have expected 40 more curse blades whenever I see one?
It's never just one.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
maybe I do need to sneak by the winter lanterns so that I can safely bite the curse blades
I kinda seem like they gave up though
Oh this looks stupid
Oh, wait!
Shoosh!
Oh, that's a cool little skip.
Alright, coming.
of
the
of
the
Where do you have to go this way?
I'm not sure.
Just go the way I know.
and
One more for good measure why not
Oh
I want to go back and go a different way please thanks
There would there would appear to be a different way to go. Let's do that
Absolutely not
I
Coward bro if I went that way I would have died and you would have called me a shitter
I'm just being smart man
Boom we're there, baby
enough I have endured more than enough that's alright we're nearly done with this bitch
I can see the light at the end of the tunnel
Not much remains.
Hello, Burp.
Windy tier.
That isn't as good as it sounds.
Slower's your negations.
This has been much kinder than anticipated thus far.
Much, much kinder.
of
Yes, we're gonna have to kill them, huh?
Oh boy.
Well, I mean, just jump on down.
No way around that one.
Let's find these guys are easy.
Okay, the laser golem is an annoying addition to the lineup here.
What?
Oh, is there a fucking assassin too?
Yes, there is.
Let's just keep getting worse at this.
Please! No fucking way the little zombie just killed me.
We were literally fine. Oh my god.
It's fine, that only got out of hand because I didn't kill them as they came.
I ran by and then I had to backtrack and fight everything at once.
Just fight him straight up.
He'll be fine.
Just give me a cheeky stagger here, please.
I'm begging you.
You gotta be close there to s-
Oh no.
WHAAAAAT?
Like all the shitters come here.
hh
Well, the shit we can actually get to create and never mind this game fucking sucks.
Oh, no, there it is.
This game's got it.
And we're good.
Now we are free.
of
I've got to stop that gun!
Probably gonna have to kill that gun!
I gotta go back around.
Oh
Holy dog
He might be sick with it ladies and gents god damn
don't get knocked off here there are seemingly no enemies to do so so I guess
we're fine
I see a night's cat in there oh my god it's a squirrel and a horse wow that's
incredible and that there's like a baby gate of some kind okay and there's one
One of the invincible finger creepers in there too, great.
to be a fun time.
Favorite boss from the bottom, Hypris.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Yep, sinker creeper.
Yep, shotgun.
It's just the mages that are going to kill me if I try to run through.
We're good.
Nice.
Now what is going on here?
the horse runs away. Oh my god.
guys are definitely invincible, yeah, yeah, oh, what have I done? Okay, okay, it's fine,
it's not fine if buffered. You cannot call that dying to ring. You cannot call that dying
okay that's just a completely unavoidable death there just so unlucky so fucking unfortunate
like bro
come back
Oh, is this like the Rick Soldier of God mod?
I've heard of this.
I've never played it.
Is he just gonna be a tank use fucker?
You probably want shots or something
of
the
of
the
split
of
Alright, well we'll never know if Rikwon shot us or not.
A-R-E-D-U-S-A-G-G-3 Remain!
Squirrel on the horse was pretty good.
I did like that guy.
18 skidoo massive
What next
Take it back to the coast
Yeah, sure. Let's skip the ghost flame dragon for now and just go to peek it.
See the red wolf on the horse in the underground? I think so.
believe so once it goes flame it's a ghost flame dragon that summons like 10
giant exploding imps
which is not ideal but the last time we fought it we were like Skidoo 2 and now
risk to 18 so it probably be fine
oh boy
oh boy fire giant two-shooter
Wow no I was fine
Bro, I was fine, but it wouldn't let me double jump because I got hit.
I was home free.
That was a fun pit, though.
I like how it just got progressively stupid
Very cute
Yeah, this is a rough fucking run back.
My god.
It's fine, we'll just make it this time.
the
of
oh come on yes
got it there goes the frame rate now wow that that is a lot when you're looking
little bit of this angle. Jesus man.
Baldur's Gate to Les Messiah.
I'm imagining this will be similar to the vanilla version of this, but with just 20 times more lasers.
Given how much the devs love the laser guys, it would be crazy to not use them in their home.
And of course there's a guy as two, why wouldn't there be a guy as two?
explore
some lofters sure why not
Alright.
This is the last running segment besides an era limb.
Oh fuck.
That's kind of big.
Okay, there's one laser.
Only one though.
I am shocked.
Yeah, here we go.
use some baloney well the dudes just don't aggro
that's crazy I'm gonna kill the bird
You relatively safe place to fight.
No dude!
Okay.
Why Lobster?
Fine.
That was the Burbkin link.
Okay, I feel like we got pretty lucky though.
Nice.
Not nearly as bad as I thought it would be.
me
us
Mr. Wins games
Mr.
Mezburg
to
all
of
the
of
the
of
the
GOOOOOOVE!
Bro, how the fuck did he hit us from there?
Yeah, fuckin' right!
No, that should have got through.
That's a ridiculous hitbox.
You just slide, and slide, and slide, and slide, and slide, uh huh.
cool man
Just go away.
Roll me towards the goal please.
Thank you.
We literally should have been through first try.
Okay, no guys.
Breathe.
Easy.
Oh yeah!
Yes sir! Hello goats!
My fellow goats!
and one squirrel fuck you all right running segments besides an earlimb
done just got three bosses to get through
Wee!
We meet again, Godfrey.
Chris's dreams, Chris's hopes, Blue Hood's go-true.
Who the fuck is Chris?
Anyone know any Chris's?
Oh, wow.
I don't even see Chris's dreams and hopes.
I'm very curious what the dreams and hopes is because I'm gonna have to kill them.
What a squirrel situation or what?
Alt they died.
Oh man.
Oh he's a big guy now.
Interesting.
What the fuck.
Okay great camera work.
Okay.
Big guy now.
Interesting. What the fuck is that? Okay, great camera work.
This is cool.
I love my goat.
random shockwaves staggering me that's a lot of like
I literally roll
of
I should have just spammed him.
He didn't do the rest of the move!
It was like Seisha, yeah.
Robated.
We totally could have won that dude.
Just staff checked their way through
of
I guess I need to jump.
No.
I
Will this be really cool if I just dodged when I dog
The shockwave hitboxes last
of
Geronimo!
time to take the twenty-two
here we go
like that
she's not hit
he's got a dog that that hits
is a dog dog
a dog she's broke
And the first attempt went so well.
I feel like it's not that hard to just need to not get shunked.
Oh
Okay, just get the hopes and dreams out of the way early why not
Did they add a hitbox to his axe head there
What a random, spiteful change.
He's doing it.
Okay, man, yep.
I was trying to heal and just tank through whatever he was about to do, but of course
the wind up was just instantaneous.
I feel like I'm punished for rolling more than I'm punished for just tanking.
It gets so much less damage if you don't try to roll.
Oh my god.
I
My gold
So not as bad as the worm faces. No
At least you don't just run around in a server linens box
The dodge signings just feel overly strict.
He got Chris's hopes but not Chris's dreams.
Miracle of the Dreams.
of
The timing is different on that one, gotcha!
Ruby's taking 10 months, or 2 months.
crazy don't say
of
Yeah, man, that makes it so much harder, mm-hmm.
Game design is my passion.
Cool, man.
Yeah.
Fun stuff.
I can't take that if I get these two.
of
the
soul
soul going bad
Okay, yeah, it especially the context of the nightmare randomizer is supposed to be hard
but so many mod creators cook up these incredible boss movesets and then they ruined it by being
Like this move does one billion damage because my boss is the strongest
Bro
What why did you do that?
I lost to the thing the 18 dude.
Like this move set is sick.
getting one shot at the very end just because he made the earthquake thing
and get the lead for half a second on that one specific attack that then
presents a one shot.
So just a bit silly isn't it?
She got stuck in the God-free blender for my hitboxes.
I'll have to give it 50 months.
Why am I bugging up this roll time?
That was so dumb.
Oh
Give block
Simply have a run where he doesn't use the move the one shots
Yeah
Easy Piz
So 19 yes sir yes sir all right now then ghost flame dragon mesmer bail and a nearer
I guess we should do the ghost flame dragon first because that's the lamest.
16 shards required so obviously one on Mather.
could be on this but it's probably on bail but let's just see
oh I missed T-Rex man T-Rex man was a good man
I got so many weapons now
of
the
of
Where the fuck is the staggered kid?
Did he get eaten?
Nope.
Oh, last one.
Yep!
Bro, we literally had that 100% if he just staggered.
could have just ran away and uh the poison won't finish the job
oh well just run it back
is he immune to regular poison? I don't know. the hammer just happens to do boat
so we'll try to get boat. he can definitely be rotted
There's just no way you don't
Yes
Should be it oh
I got magnet it. Oh, no
Okay, we're probably still up there and he's going for another one wouldn't be
But you just didn't give a shit all right, well, thanks, bro
Oh. Nice guy. Do we not have to bail? Oh fuck.
Can we really not have to?
Interesting.
Very interesting.
Oh, right, miss.
Have to for completion sake.
We'll see, man.
Ah, no.
That's a lot of pain.
Not a lot of gain.
Not a lot of game
Why are we didn't vitality max for him?
I'm so bad.
Oh, that didn't even do that.
I'm going to kill him.
Bob.
Oh, likeless creature.
Embrace the inhibition as shall I.
All right, yeah, let's let's vitality max
That was it
What is a run bear isn't it?
Would you look at that?
Little one bird
Okay
Big headshot
Another big headshot
one down. Oh no. Oh I'm so lucky that didn't leave me here.
It's easier now than ever.
of
the
of
Yes!
Big things are happening, big things!
This one over here, good.
Not you.
Stay the fuck away.
don't get impatient now brother
okay that guy is dead let's see
we've been running in a circle for so long on this fucking BORPID!
Just let me get this fucker man.
He keeps doing the shotgun.
The shotgun keepers the worst.
Okay, okay, okay snuck it in there was a little risky, but we got it
Okay.
Um.
Hmm.
Don't run the dude
Okay next hit, next hit!
Hmm, rough whiff.
Who we got?
You and me, big boy.
of
the
Come on, Skull!
And there it is!
The last shot!
Really no bail
The bail is just totally useless
That's that's pretty fucked up
That's pretty fucked up like let's let's do one bail attempt for the vibes
Well, we'll vibe check it we'll vibe check
What is the least annoying way to do this I don't even know
I guess we'll go from here.
It has great treasure.
I just, I somehow doubt it.
I don't know if it's really going to be all that.
change armor back yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean really I should just be
naked cuz this guy one shots maybe he won't one shot now that we have skidoo
maybe maybe you just needed skidoo surely
surely that's how this works
two
and no I don't think so
He won shots this by the way.
I think I'm just wondering.
What a bleed out man.
There it is.
Thank you fire. Very cool.
Very, very cool.
Yeah, see, so just don't do that.
Just don't do that. It's it's not required
Brawlite is what fucking go home
Like sure we could poison rod him, but it's still us
So the thing is it would still be us
Like real
Let's just do this, man.
win the video game.
There in that you
You know you're probably right probably as Michael is a great room for bill that sounds likely
the promised lands. Oh boy. That's just a matter of fact. We'll squish you
is out.
I said almost a normal guy not that he was the normal guy that's pretty close man that's
That's pretty close.
One checkpoint up.
Oh, no, no.
Mm-hmm.
Gotta have one of those.
Okay.
I'm gonna have one of those of course
Of course.
We should have just ran through the courtyard here, there's nothing that's spooky here.
Eww, bad one.
Well, I guess we'll just run.
Okay, we got us.
We live though, right?
Yeah, we live.
Yeah we do. Not for long but we do.
Yup, okay.
That ain't even touchable, I mean it kind of felt like you don't even need to aggro that guy.
Without the intouchable that seems fine.
and
this year is going to walk around the
and what's if what's if we go down here
and kill your ass
go out this way. He still sees us.
I
We're fine though much better position
Sorry, Rinala no time
Sorry guys, no time.
Sorry guys, number two, not the bag.
easy
just give it a grace come on
come on
huge
There's a bro fuck the legendary auto on the stairs.
Who gives a shit?
What could it possibly be?
Alright, we're like halfway there.
Derb.
Another derb, and another derb,
and another derb, and another derb.
I'm shocked I didn't death plate
Well not the death plate they're really not that scary
Well hybrid on okay
Not a big fan of him being there
Damn we always got away with that though we kind of almost got away with that one though
I don't know if we should fight Steve or Don or not.
I feel like we could.
The Dane complicates it a little bit, but...
Like, we nearly got through.
I feel like we got through if the fucking Ghost Flame didn't happen to perfectly block
our path.
And I realistically just generally want to run for it again.
Wow.
It's all good.
Wow.
It's all good.
Okay.
Yellow roots.
Oh, huh, huh, huh, huh, nice try in the way.
I don't think so.
Oh, they're going down.
Well, oh that's not great.
Okay, that's fun.
Almost there.
A legendary wow!
Junker!
All the good items are blue pickups.
Shout out to everyone who knows this.
Legendary suck.
Theodore. Goodbye Theodore. Of all enemies to be the last enemy in the entire run. Interesting.
Interesting.
Gench time! Yup!
Ooh, boiim!
We got rid of Hornsense, so this should just be two NPCs.
Damn, he's not back.
Ellie the prettiest NPC princess.
It's like
Okay, logo the beast
That's it
Holy fucking block.
That was crazy.
Okay!
Little final boss action.
Officially halfway done.
Right.
Yeah.
So they say.
So they said
Well, why part of me does want to go back and just do that bail
we've come so far we're gonna finish with 63 out of 64 it's already 12 20 a.m. though I don't know
No. I don't know.
No.
What do we take, Bale or New Bale?
Alright, we'll get Bale.
Like 20 minutes to see if it happens or not.
Bro, they made it so annoying to fight him
There's there's no convenient way to fight it
Why I got a box all these
Okay
It is just bail and final boss, so yeah.
Is there anything that would help me here?
Like
Really kind
Better dodge rolling
Yeah, okay
Do weeeeeee... no we don't have blue to answer. Alright let's just go.
Good run.
Close.
Very close.
Poison already, man, okay.
Did we get the rot too?
I don't think so.
Look at the poison go!
Where's the rock?
Good timing, yeah, let's switch...
Actually, I guess I would have went to the cross as well.
Heep!
It's melting, yeah, bro.
We're shredding it.
It's actually not that bad, I would be honest.
Ace 2 Hitlist sucks though.
This dude here just sucks a lot.
Oh hey Chris, we killed your hopes and dreams, are we?
We don't mind.
Huge Frost.
Back to this.
Damn roll just a little in.
Pewpeas!
It's pretty doable though.
It is pretty doable.
I forgot my poison flower blooms twice, I guess we could try hitting that.
I think the damage would still proc properly.
I guess I don't really know.
I don't know how to work with Rod.
I'm gonna assume no.
does work with rot, so it would cleanse the rot and the poison all at once, bro that
That shit is so fucking dumb.
That shit is ass.
We're just here for funsies because I'm stupid
I should uh, I should probably respect the 99h
Samurai does have Arcane standing.
The Visage of the Wild.
Oh, woo!
Get nukes.
Another rod's there.
The only benefit to doing the Ashivore is that I can apply it again sooner.
I mean, it's the same damage either way.
I don't know if this is a better method or if it's better to get the poison and rot on and then try to get a belief across.
Okay, I'm pretty sure the rot would have done more damage than that.
I guess he's already taking it for a bit.
Slow?
Yeah, I mean, I don't give a shit about slow, though.
I think we don't use the Asherboard.
We'll just switch to Frostbead.
We're waiting for the poison to be done.
This shit's sagging like crazy!
of
There he goes.
Oh, it's gonna be him.
Shit!
I did get beamed.
Great, great camera on that one.
Great camera.
Not that.
Not.
I'll do it again.
I said I was gonna...
Yo, let's get the arc.
Let's get the arc going.
Is it better to go for frost bleed here, or should I just do bleed and then have arcane scaling?
That is the question.
Is it time?
Ah!
Now.
Good!
Okay!
I guess if it doesn't matter, we should just be getting endurance, you're not wrong.
We do a little bit of damage though.
The damage is something.
Well, I don't know if we'll ever really need more than 30 Endurance.
Okay.
Let me just see if there's anything that I could maybe use.
use for better bleed or frost. I want something that I can put a natural war on that has bleed
frost and arcane scaling. I'm not sure that that exists. It would appear to not, but you
know, it was worth looking for.
Okay.
like ripple blade is there sure but I think the actual damage is going to be
We're just trying to farm procs.
,
as I could have three of the
and
it's still going
you jump from out
I
Rock you bitch get out how not
Oh
Blindsided that's a tricky one man
That's trigger
It is super doable
off
off the top of the
BOOM!
This is gonna be it. Jesus.
stupid. Yeah, I was just stupid. Always roll as if he's doing the little head flicking.
His role...
Maybe you should give yourself a little bit more vigor.
So fucking annoying.
The worst part is that you confirm the dialogue, but you don't get eye frames for some reason.
And you get knocked out of the fucking animation.
In the area.
I'm kind of screwed, I didn't know that.
show me the rot still mode that's crazy
Helmets!
There it is. Do we go for poison? It probably wouldn't be too hard to get a poison. Poison
belt is a lot more than the Roblova. Ah, it happened again! I recognize at that time
I just didn't roll in time fucking that combo is so dumb man you just actually can't see
We can definitely win, yeah, it's not actually that bad.
The light load and the extra roll live frames make the tricky phase 2 attacks not that bad
at all.
of
the sky of the way of the lines and by the
one, the
sides of our county doing
I don't even know if this takes a single...
It's like kind of fast.
and
those
trick it
can we see a bleed
I don't think we can.
Yeah, we'll.
I
Bro finally rotted
Nice try, dodged one.
Over for us
No!
Every time with that shit, it's literally the only thing that gets me
Because you can't fucking see the boss
I'm getting closer with it though.
I dodged it once and I recognized he was doing it there.
I just couldn't get the roll off in time there.
Hi, Parkie.
You should probably just go.
I have this in the final boss and I think I'm just going to try to get it done tonight.
This won't take much longer, but the final boss probably will, I haven't seen it yet.
I think this email is out of the flower, a little like neutral?
It's not the thing, I don't know if that's the thing.
And there it is.
Bop!
It's not the same.
I guess it's not quite the same.
Heh heh heh heh.
Close enough.
Alright, I gotta lock it!
Freaky, don't you want my suffering to be over?
I know, I-I'd feel bad missing the gym again, but...
I could escape this hell, but move on with my life.
That'll be pretty cool.
Where about your neck balls and swollen lymph nodes?
That would make sense, I guess.
Alright, this is the one.
I have officially decided that this is THE attempt.
No more games!
of
Shit is simply not happening, but it will.
I don't even need it.
I've already got the next poison going, very nice.
The rock back on there.
come on, Bale, snap right away
like all my stats get hit off
just cannot get hit off
what, it's taller
Oh, okay.
Poison's back.
What about a rough?
What about the rot?
Show me the rot.
Oh, there's the rot too.
Oh fuck.
of
Where is it man?
There it is!
Yep, Michael is a great room. All areas. Good one man.
Oh right, no one can say we didn't do it though because we did. Hell yeah, bro.
okay now that get the real load out back here
Let's see.
I guess, well, maybe, maybe Holy would be good.
Probably gonna do Holy damage, right?
Yeah.
Papa, all of the money.
Oh, yeah.
Yes, sir.
Get the drip back on.
Two whole levels, alright, Respec.
And then Plot of Boss.
Is it time?
Now.
Let's do it!
Divine Gate Front Staircase.
Whole Care.
Well, there's messages.
Special thanks to Nikola the Unalloyed on Nexus mods
for Rolana and Melania overhauls.
Did the mod just spoil this?
Cause we have not fought a Melania overhaul.
So, I guess that's what's coming up.
Special thanks to Garden of Ice.
Right, yeah.
Special thanks to the Blue Hood for the God-Free Overhaul.
And a very special thanks to you, the player from the malicious and evil creators.
Wow, isn't that beautiful.
Here we go!
Promise, consort, millenia.
Okay, now I'm jumping right in.
Ooh.
What?
Okay.
We baited Jank.
And therefore, Biddle.
What?
Literally what was she even doing there?
Nobody knows.
Uh, light load would be really helpful if I got a lot.
They're remotely close to light load.
How not, man?
probably even 40 pounds is in light load what the f***
jeez man i can't i can't possibly get enough endurance unless i drop all my armor
I mean, we got Lilo for three minutes. I'm assuming this is gonna take more than three minutes though.
Come on with this! What's the point?
Okay, babe.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Whoa.
This is just phase one too.
There's just no time to learn.
There's no learning here, you just die.
that's a true combo, by the way, if anyone is wondering.
I don't know why I did that.
but wait there's more but wait there's more okay so one part of that will just catch up
to you no matter what. We're definitely gonna have to learn the move set here. No rush to
killer
Okay
Great great stuff
I might stop.
No, at least she doesn't feel like it.
We lived!
of
Yeah.
She's got some good eat room, so she's cool.
Well, you know, we lasted a decent while this time.
I'll take it, man.
Bravo, Bruce.
progress
There is indeed a face to a us
Depending on how they did this there might be multiple face to this is like
And randomize it, this is normally two bosses, right?
So unless the two millennia phases are put in as two separate bosses, it's going to be
this millennia, and then this millennia phase two, and then another millennia.
With another millennia phase two.
Surely they wouldn't be that fucked.
Surely.
You get to dodge the attack again and then dodge the attack again.
That's fun.
Good attempt though!
Good attempt.
Is it is that a move is that supposed to happen
Surely not it can't they can't they can't be that
I
of
Come on man this is so dumb we all know this is so dumb
Oh, God, man.
There's no way to wait for him for that.
I just got a runaway.
and finish to this watercolour you actually can kind of get from a closer distance.
Just like aliens.
She does it like 12 times in a row.
Can we just not, man?
Is she stuck in an AI loop?
It's so fucking stupid man
And just literally just do it until you get hit by it. Yeah, man, uh-huh
That's let's just stop
Let's just stop
I mean, I don't think the damage matters. It's just high because this is the warm-up
Thanks.
Thank you, Malini.
That shit is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, is she really, she starts doing that?
That's all she does.
It's a never-ending cycle.
She does still heal on the head, it's just tiny, I don't think it's as much as I thought.
Oh, she does still heal on the head. It's just tiny. I don't think it's as much as I thought.
good
Oh
okay
You won't last 5 seconds fighting this boss.
Wow.
Cool.
I
Oh, she actually let me heal.
And she lets you hit her!
She didn't, first time.
First time I tried to do anything during that.
What's a big opportunity though?
What she fell, uh, ma'am?
looking well.
Okay
Okay, let's see what the real Maladia buddy is like.
I think the game is still not that bad.
Is it really?
Is it just the same thing?
Does it kind of seem like the same thing?
different phase 2 i guess
Rift!
oookay!
okay okay okay well
progress?
Definitely progress.
Did this waterfowl is a mess!
It's a mess!
I'm like, how's she gonna just decide to do normal waterfowl if she wants?
I guess at some point I got to save my blast for vision but um not now.
Good start.
Great start.
Yeah.
Last chance for sub 500 deaths.
of
all of
I guess not I guess not
Like what why are there like six variations in this water
She does a different amount of swings every time, I swear to God.
Well, give it up for 500! Woohoo! Yippee!
Nice.
Why does she do that attack forever? I don't understand. Why does she do that attack specifically
just forever.
It's fucked up.
of
the
I mean they did kind of just phone in like at least 50% of the DLC 50% of the
deal see what is it back just kind of there
one
she's she's decided she's going to do this forever
it's over why she stopped small that
I guess she did a different fucking thing.
God, dude, it's Perry, bro.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Great stuff, man.
It's just Millennium twice, yes.
I can't really tell the difference between the first Millennium and the second Millennium.
I'm not entirely sure there is one.
On the right side, I found cheese.
I can hit her by dead angling by running to the side and then just letting it auto direct
my attack into her.
So that's pretty cool.
big
I
Rewind dog
BELOWING
Alright, here's one that's going quicker than
go and quigger
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Oh
What is one of those by the way?
Don't you fucking foul with me, what the hell was that?
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Why are there 12 different waterfalls man?
YOU CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE!
Like, what's the point?
What is the point?
I can accept, like, two variations.
She fell.
like okay so she can waterfowl and then do these weird slow ones and then finish
with the normal waterfowl finisher or she can do waterfowl and then the second
part of waterfowl second normal part of waterfowl and then the slow ones and then
the finisher or she could just do normal waterfall there's just there's no way to know what she's
just do it.
It's just, it's just crazy.
This is crazy.
Guys.
What are we doing here?
Weep!
I mean, it wasn't supposed to me, but it kind of sounded like the bottom actually going to do
That's what I'm approaching to, so...
Beyond that.
FUCK OFF!
YOOOOOOB!
He's in the cowbell sketch, I've seen the cowbell sketch, and then he's in other things.
I've seen him, I've seen him in a few things, yeah.
is in. Right this is another waterfowl variation. She can just stop the waterfowl and then just
restart it at any point if she feels like it. That's an interesting one. Really interesting
one.
gooo!
crazy thing is I probably still have enough
no
there she goes!
I've guessed correctly!
Look at me!
I thought she'd do no logic about it
No, she's not done. I'm silly
The infinite move man. Yeah
The infinite move.
It's really no reason we're going to have Axels going on, I guess I should swap that one out.
Oh, I'm not even using it.
Oh, it's my physics.
I'm not even going to swap that one out.
We ain't charge attackin' this lady.
Ain't no way.
No man.
I can take it to the tax I do those sometimes I guess.
KTK, thank you for the front.
Also not taking low damage I guess not I guess I wish I had the dash attack one that'd be
better
Mm-hmm
like this triple spin move it just does not work it just does not fucking work
I don't know what the fuck they they think you're gonna be able to do to that
It's nuts.
of
the
I
Want to talk about I can't talk about anything I have to focus on being the Malania the shit
Four times in a row
We tried
You should just eat your non-cruel stuff.
bro the shit's so ass man it's actually so ass
of
It's been so long since we had a run that didn't just get a combo.
She just keeps doing fucking Water Valor and it's a little out of the way to Valonan.
I
Why does she have no horseman what what happened where did it go?
This is pretty rough man, this is pretty rough man.
like I can't imagine just being dead
they're not just being dead if she does that when you're riding your veins
the swings last longer than dodges
It's fucked up.
I was dead either way, I might as well have tried.
of
and
I feel like we're learning some moves better.
The scissors are still pretty stupid.
Hello there!
Come back!
huge
of
the
learning learning learning
learning
and we
I'm not sure if I can weave the moment.
Well, I swear even the normal waterfowl is changed to Pit Lord, because like even my
normal waterfowl dodge doesn't work for the normal waterfowl parts.
feels impossible to not get shipped by. Specifically the last one. Can I see a little of the 14?
got impatient
and patients
she's gonna stick to the punishes that I know work
I'm not trying to force anything else
Nice.
Oh, Lee!
She's decided that I lose.
So, I guess we lose.
of
the
death
of
the
death
I
Well
Reached!
I need his one run.
I mean, you actually need two runs because you got to beat her twice in a row.
And she's harder the second time, so.
Nice.
get it
Mm-hmm
Oh
Fuck
Whoa
This little fake out stuck
See how nice normal water ponds are?
Why don't you just do normal water ponds?
Why not?
How many times are we going to do this?
What the fuck God man just goes on and all
of
Right my bad.
So true.
If she interrupts waterfowl to do waterfowl.
Good stop then.
Like get off of me!
She's just stop!
I
Oh, it's a
I
whoopie!
Bolivar!
of
the
There's nothing to do about it, man.
There's nothing to do about it.
It's so dumb.
Everything about it is dumb.
Okay, there's there's one bit that I kind of like about a conceptual release.
Maybe not so much in practice, but it's cool that her attack chains are kind of made around
finding when you can interrupt them as opposed to learning just how to play full dodge through them.
That's a cool idea.
Still pretty annoying though.
I keep getting to those different.
Hi Parkie.
Glad to hear you didn't die.
That's Pog.
Tom Pying is good.
I don't know why the IGT reset at 24 hours in public.
We're 36 hours.
IGT.
a generous lady
I
Know
why does she stay still she she just does I don't I don't know I don't know if
intentional or not. It feels almost intentional to like help you through the
first blade or something?
I've never seen the second blade dude
Unbelievable!
What kind of scam is that?
Every time with this, I think she just started doing this, I don't understand.
She wasn't doing that earlier.
Not used to it.
This fight's almost so cool.
I wish Melania was real.
What a shame.
get wallp, thank you wallp
we survived it, not 4 wallp
what wallp
Bro, she could do normal waterfowl every like 10 seconds and I wouldn't even care.
Giving her like, unironically 4 different waterfowls.
Maybe even more.
It's what
of
Oh
I
I think you can actually just restart the waterfowl with a different waterfowl whenever
she wants.
I don't even think it's a set thing.
I think that's just like a variable thing they can have, so that's fun.
Why would they change the last hitbox?
The last hitbox of normal waterfowl was fine and now it just always catches you.
That is the point.
Right
of
I can't do the extra one like normally made for get up to the lake, or it's like a fast one, which normally would.
Or something.
Black.
Whatever, it's still good.
and kill
there we go
of
the
I
Why does she always water felon so this you just let me let me have some hope
Come on
Very cool, very cool
Nice!
shhh
still dead
Oh nice lady
I
Do it goes on forever
Don't fucking die!
Like, God!
Once she's on you like that, like you cannot avoid all the damage, and then it just lasts so long that you're just dead.
Just do that? Yeah, but she didn't do that. She did a different waterfowl there, eh? That's
It's one percent different.
At least I'll look the fucking safe.
If she did that every time, it would not be a problem.
She doesn't.
I'm pretty sure she does more damage phase 2 too, so let's go ahead and do that.
the
But...
Chat, if you can think of something useful...
that I'm not already using...
that means it doesn't work in this mod.
Oh
Dude, which is just goes on these infinite screens, it's so fucking
I
Yeah
of
I legitimately think that was just a bug.
I don't even think she was supposed to do that.
I've never seen her do that.
of
the
Oh stupid
I don't wait a second before I go over that bumper just to see if she dodges.
I lived.
I just chugged in the middle of it.
It worked, I guess.
jump for the win!
Okay, I mean that was probably the proof of some bit of it.
Or less.
the
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
No heals used, yeah blue, cause there's not a fucking opportunity to- god damn genius.
Let me just see whatever I want.
Okay.
I tried to chug through but uh nope nope thank you millennia very cool
Thank you, Millennium.
That's such a good opener.
I mean, like I can survive it, you just have to get pretty lucky.
It's like dodgeable kind of thing.
Each swing has such an insanely active hitbox.
Even if you roll it, you just get shit.
I
Yeah
What does she do?
I don't know if there's any of that.
Oh, I didn't make a turn!
the
There she goes!
Oh
of
NILA IS GETTING VATED GODFUCKIN' GETT
hmmhmmhmmhmmhmm
It's four phases. It's definitely four phases.
I did an infinite sequence, it's an infinite sequence man.
I just want to continue the fight, can we please like, just stop fucking doing the stab?
Like what is the point man?
I don't think she can do the stall move in phase 3 and 4.
I'm pretty sure she can't do it because I've never seen her do it.
I don't know what to do about this man.
She's just stuck to you.
It doesn't matter which way you roll.
He's just stuck to it.
Okay, three AI rates.
I almost feel bad.
That's awesome, man.
She threw me an impossible combo.
Cool.
Oh
of
and
he's one of those men
the
she restarted
the game,
Is it challenging or bullsh- it's blatantly bullsh-
The waterfowl combos are un-learnable.
In normal gameplay.
The only way to learn them is by just going into invincibility boat and having her repeat
the attack over and over again.
And even then, it's kind of un-durable because she mixes it up every single time.
And it definitely feels like some combinations are just impossible.
Game design is my passion.
Yeah man.
Huge.
AI break opener.
Huge?
The AI break opener?
You're dead though, but you're dead though!
Fuck.
of
Okay.
the
I don't know why she ended that so early.
You
Like there's literally no way to know what sequence of waterfowl swings she's doing.
She actually makes it up on the spot, every time.
It's just a dog.
I'm just going to switch notes.
Hmm, hmm.
Mm-hmm
It's a
of
It's so dumb.
of
insanely lucky with
the
Oh, it's a little blind here.
There you go.
I
Like why are the timings different in face why why would they do that man
She just does different shit
I'm saying
I didn't mean to do that, but I was kind of high up to where I'm getting combos.
What the fuck is this stack?
It's fucking nuts.
I got no stack.
What the hell man?
Oh
Awesome!
That's what I get for all my hard work in phase one of the waterfowl that's misaligned.
That's just guaranteed to land directly on top of me.
of
I just think this is how it's best dude.
We're on grade 600th death.
Yay.
Awesome.
I
That's what this is fucking ass.
This is what it is. It's complete and total ass.
Shit from above.
Oh
and
What the fuck is this instantaneous stat?
Since when is that a thing?
Jesus Christ!
of
cool, good, great, awesome
I don't even know if you can call it good RNG.
It's more like pray that the boss doesn't do something literally impossible.
I feel like the boss like frequently breaks and just does shit that is not even supposed to happen
of
I lived whatever that stall was on fucking real Jesus Christ
and
of
Thank you
She knows that sometimes
What a terrible boss, man.
Well, the game crushed.
Great.
Great
Okay, man, no.
I'm literally fine, and then she locks me into a combo.
okay man yeah I'm literally fine and then she locks me into a combo
I
of
It was a good try.
Like that let you can't tell me that's intended the boss just doesn't work. You cannot tell me
That it was supposed to do that
She's man.
of
I don't understand how the fuck you're supposed to know when she's gonna do this instantaneous
stab.
Like why?
Why?
The stupid fucking stab, man!
So dumb!
There's no fucking warning for it, man.
I don't know what's going on.
did the instantaneous snap? I don't know. You can't fucking do anything about it. You
can't fucking do anything about it.
Oh
of
this one
Oh, man, yeah, literally, what
happen. Like it's just a broken boss. Literally what happened.
I don't know why I'm running this way.
Let's save the physics.
Again.
Oh, man.
one more to come, it's awesome, thank you
like the face transitions are literally just broke.
She has actions queued up for phase one and then she tries to always waterfowl to start a phase two and it just breaks
She starts doing most random fucking things
This broken is base randomizer I I guess
of
guys maybe let the grown-ass adult man that's working his job decide when he's
going to go to bed okay what a concept
I don't know where the fuck you all think you are
As you can see, I'm not going to use this again.
Dude, can I stop getting these fucking garbage over?
Jesus fucking relapses.
There's two phases, there's such a waste of fucking time!
I'm gonna go get some water.
Third time around she's immediately done this shitty ass waterfall.
That's a terrible place for us to spam that move, I'm just getting hit because of the
fucking slope.
to
of
Okay
Thank you millennia very cool
Very funny, Molly.
Well, please.
Let's...
Let's just begin the fucking fight, please.
What the fuck?!
Jesus!
of
I don't know
Dude, that last flurry always gives us such a random fucking direction.
So hard to know which way to roll.
I get
I don't know why I'm doing this, but I'm doing it.
a brand new combo, a water bottle finisher from the basic attack, the wide...
I thought it was not what you just did.
I
Yeah
I don't understand why she's not fucking cooperating.
She's literally exclusively using fucking water bottle.
I cannot fucking do any damage.
She refuses to do anything else.
I got him with the blind blight waterball.
You
Fine, okay, I'm just gonna do it one more time, she's literally just not functioning.
She's literally just non-soft spanning waterfells in the middle of combos.
I don't understand, she's like getting a debuggier and shittier the war we played.
Like, obviously I'm not playing that well either.
She's literally just giving me shit of your boots.
I'm like doing waterfowl, which she should be able to water.
My dog, I'm just saying.
Like, obviously she's supposed to use Waterfall, but she's like cancelling other moves.
the waterfowl and then going back on the moves and then immediately continuing the waterfowl.
She's not working right now.
Like that! She's obviously not supposed to do that.
What the fuck is that?
You
Literally in the middle of my dodge animation, don't matter for a second.
Whatever, man, yeah, shirning shir.
Okay, whatever, I'm done with him.
Come back and finish tomorrow.
What a miserable fucking boss, man.
It just, it just doesn't work.
It just does not work well at all.
It's garbage.
Alright, well, see you tomorrow for more of this.
Oh boy, whoopie!
Till then, bye!
you