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my god people oh seven lettuce cats me out all the fun stuff chair you guys do
and I told you sometimes it just works out that way I told you bro
are you guys doing chat house life what up what up what up on YouTube chat first
guy says only one watching that'd be nice you know what that would be nice
playing ETS 2 with my new steering wheel yeah I got a lock down I just haven't
pulled the trigger on them yet I was a link me some good shit I'm just I just
have not pulled the trigger yet.
Huddles and a steering wheel and a good clamp for the desk.
I just haven't pulled the trigger, brah.
I should just do it.
I feel like, yeah, I should just do it, man.
And then, you know, I try it out in other racing games
as well.
Like it would be fun doing like trying out
the new rally game.
Honestly, this rally game was the was like, oh shit, the rat the rally games are actually kind of interesting now
Which one was the new one I played?
I forgot
That was like what what the fuck it's not like just another racing game
Was it this one?
November 16
Yeah, this one was like surprisingly good. I could see this if you have a steering wheel being very satisfying. I
I was surprised. It's not just like, oh, here's another fucking potato ass racing game. Yeah,
this one would be good to try out to set up if I do it. I would not use a steering wheel
in Wreckfest, though. Wreckfest, uh, nah. Unless that would be fun. Wreckfest is a perfect
controller game. It's not the same.
And ain't the same brah.
I had no idea triple a Mario would be so popular. I had to
make some more. Is this I hate having to ask this question. Is
it AI? Like what do we what is this?
If it's AI, I don't give a fuck.
I hate that question. Glad to see you online. Sure, bro. Sure, man. Thank you, bro. Good
to see you here, dude. Check taxi chaos to that crazy taxi clone released today. Star
citizen squadron is fully out now what is that brah what is that brah taxi chaos
hold on let me see what is out there one the user review
maybe man maybe is it so much of make a cyberpunk crazy taxi mod come on bro cyber taxi there
is that would actually did why that would actually be fun dude that would
actually be fun I want to drive around I like driving around the city so it's
like shit but you have like I just was surprised no one's made that you actually
played it and it was jank I don't remember that a flying taxi game
I
Oh, I could continue manor lords that game was fucking be there's so much to do in the game. It's just kind of hard to tell
When to expand I feel like I'm slowly getting to the point I
Had like you it kind of pushes you to work on your army, but I'm kind of like I'm trying to expand and
Then when I'm in a good spot, I'll work on the army, but it kind of pushes you to
Yeah, there's a bit of like a rhythm to get to that part
Yeah, mental or is fucking beautiful, bro
You're also speeding up a lot makes it a bit harder to respond to things. Yeah, maybe sometimes it's like yeah
You just speed it up and yeah, you miss some shit
What is this taxi chaos? What is this? Oh my fucking God. Whoa, dude, I'm so sick of hearing
about this fucking game. I really am, but it is relevant because it was on today. Star
Our citizen Dev says Squadron 42 is now fully fucking playable, is over 40 hours and is still
on track for 2026 release.
I said the only thing I ever want to hear about this game next is the actual fucking
game coming out.
Okay, I don't care about your updates, whatever you're doing, bro.
Just tell me when it's out.
It's been like 10 years of what at this point is probably like, there's no way the ambition was too ambitious to the point that it sounded amazing when it was first sold.
I was there fucking day one, bro.
The potential sounded amazing.
And now
I
Don't know man. It doesn't seem that cool the ambition. I
Know they do a lot of like under the hood shit, maybe that you can appreciate
But I don't know it doesn't feel the same
Get a talk to the extreme copium people but then they have a bias because you don't know if they gave the game like fucking
40k
So at this point they're investor.
Now I mean, come on, man.
They just need 20 more years, man.
All right, bro.
But you need to understand, bro.
The water tech, bro.
Oh, my God, man.
It's fucking so sick.
The bugs when you play and make this game
so much more fun to watch.
Yeah.
Whatever, though.
I'm reading all this.
Well, Star Citizen is reportedly set for a full release sometime in 2027 or 2028, or
as Roberts has put it, one or two years after the release of Squadron 42.
Star Citizen is going to run the most controversial projects in all of the game over the 13 years.
Damn
Yeah, man, I don't even know
Shit
Yeah, I'm like I'm getting fatigued from the game like it can't be that good at this point
There's no way but hey out the campaign's actually fucking insane that would be like wow, okay, but right now no way
I'm kind of like I don't fully care about double a seven. I'm down to play it. I'm like whenever it comes out. It comes out. I'm not like, holy shit, I need to play this right now.
comes out I'm not like holy shit I need to play this right now yeah what is this
game good morning Sammelita what do we have here
we haven't seen that since the AI taxi box took over the city if you're listening
let's see if you can handle the chaos out here let's show these taxi bots what
the real driving looks like
Let's burn some rubber.
I'll never take a taxi bot again.
Seems like Hank is trying to turn up the heat.
Is this normal for you?
How many of these taxi bots are there?
Yeah, I mean, maybe, maybe it looks like
it just feels like another crazy taxi.
There's nothing.
I don't know.
It was just like, yeah,
Bro, I played crazy taxi, fucking.
Inspired ones before.
No one really has made a good copy of the game.
I feel like Crazy Taxi is still just the best one.
I'm coming, here we go!
Oh my god!
No!
I think you had it off!
Oh!
Yes!
They're having so much fun.
This fucking guy doing the Squidward meme and chat.
This is from the OG Fall Guys Divs.
Yeah!
Fun!
Really mad.
Check grind survivors brah I still think the game the friend slop game from the
devs I fucking invested in fuzzy bot that one is actually that's gonna take
over the friend slop the zoomer brah the zoomer youtubers they're gonna eat
that shit up. The people who laugh like that, sheesh. Finally, overwatch, bro, no one, no
one is going in that direction ever. Okay, there's no fucking way. I have no reason to
to go there. I have no interest in that fucking game mode. Like I don't overwatches, bro. Those
games are fucking annoying. You rely so heavily on your team. It's just, it just feels like
a headache. Like one dude dies and then you need to like fucking awkwardly kind of wait
tell you are all back together and then fucking do shit.
No.
As Overwatch changed heavily, that's why Paladins is better.
Dude, there's no way I've been hearing that statement for fucking ever.
There's no way Paladins is still alive.
At that point, those people are insane.
There's no fucking way it's still alive to the same like 4,000 people that won't let go
Who still say it's better? God damn you gotta respect bro. You gotta respect it, bro. You gotta respect it
Those they're up against the behemoth, but they're still there the paladin motherfuckers. They're still there
Same as cs2 well nah cs2 is like still the biggest bro
That's not even the same comparison CS2 is literally like the biggest FPS in the world
Outside of your fucking cod and Valorant
I mean, come on, it's not just letting it die
The difference is Paladins has like 5,000 people who fucking love the game
And I think I'm overshooting the amount
Now, I'm just saying, they always get mentioned even though it's just like a very small player base.
Check species unknown. Wait, what was that other game? Some grind survivors? Is this it?
What do we have here?
PUSHKA! Studios!
I've been there done that, bro, mm-mm.
Been there done this.
Done this been there.
Pick anything that puts you in a good mood for tomorrow.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, what is nippets?
Oh man, it's Christmas Eve tomorrow, bro.
I'm not gonna be here Thursday now.
I'll be here Friday though.
What is this shit?
Are you giving people different items or something that they need?
It's got it's it's satisfying to look at it looks kind of like a cozy game
Well, I see
Oh, bro, why not you know, you don't need heavy stimulation. Okay
This is kind of like a chill game, bro. I mean
Why not this game is gonna be mostly positive okay for sure calling it easy
This is like this is one of those games that is like a dofremantic
You plan on playing Lego Batman on release when does that come out? I will definitely check it out. Yes
It looks really good, bro. I mean shit
The main thing is Batman and then maybe the combat's good and like the Lego humor's kind of you take it or leave it
2026
Oh is it on epic
We have here. Yeah, we we I know about Vince is impella
Shit the art of reflection, it's a pretty good puzzle game. Hmm. Let me see here. Oh
Oh, the heck.
Already leaving.
RE4 DLC, I don't know about that, bro.
Hard truck apocalypse is a great nostalgia game.
I could do a cup of the day, I don't mind.
Avengers doomsday first teaser.
Hey, hold up, is this after Thanos?
Three hours ago?
Thanos survived.
He thought he was dead.
That is alive.
This is the fucking multi-box, and this shit takes a billion dollars so you're alive.
This is not a trailer, it's a teaser, bro.
what are your thoughts on the trailer buddy I'm fucking watching I don't know
Oh my god, Captain America Jr.
Oh.
Is this like how to, oh, again, what?
America's back. Not the main trailer. Yeah, 2.5 million views in three hours, bro. Honestly,
some people were so okay, look, low Marvel, but I do know the the Marvel motherfuckers
who I never really got into it. But I know from the beginning of Iron Man to all the
way to Thanos was all of that. That was like their fucking that was like their fucking
manga, bro. That was like that feeling. If you were in that shit, was the ending peak
to you like wasn't fucking crazy if you were into that? Did they pull it off? Because
all the movies at the end of the day, I do know low Marvel, holy fuck, there's
another fucking Marvel movie, but some people ate that shit up because it was all connected
like I get that you could follow every single movie and it all tied together.
So they pulled it off.
I actually still haven't even seen the last Avengers.
Well, like I wasn't in it.
I just, you know, you watch it through.
Everybody was fucking talking about it.
It was amazing.
Yes, if you were fully into it, of course, but now that they're doing Avengers doomsday,
does it feel like they're milking it now? Like, was all of that,
do you, does it feel like they're potentially milking it now?
This is like fucking Naruto. If who does he kill at the end?
I mean actually they did do that because then they did make the new Naruto where it follows his son.
Oh yeah, so wait they actually did they're like fucking we're not gonna keep keep going here.
Yeah, it's like they kill fucking Voldemort and then they're like, oh, yo, there's another
guy.
Like doomsday now this doomsday hit the level of Thanos.
because Thanos seemed like the work like the biggest fucking villain like the whole Hollywood
bullshit leading up to this all Thanos was like the death now doomsday doomsday is hype
Doom is sick. The two-part film with him was great too.
Shit, man. Christopher Nolan, the Odyssey trailer we saw yesterday.
What is a prat ball?
All right, hold on. What is prat ball?
A shit?
Yeah, I'm not like a crazy comic book, weeb. Okay, I'm not a seed. Okay, there's weebs,
siebs, mebs. Fucking pick your E. Okay, pick your fucking E. All these fucking comics,
all the main ones were all Stan Lee, right?
It was all him,
not all of them.
Jack Kirby as well.
Who created all the characters?
Cause at the end of the day,
you can't deny like how fucking
culturally impactful comics had been
I very surface level got into comics.
Who made most of the characters we know, like all the iconic, are all the iconic Marvel characters and DC characters all Stan Lee and Jack Kirby?
R is DC, someone else.
Use Google, true.
Starlin made Thanos and the Infinity stuff so Stan Lee never wrote never made Thanos and Jack
Kirby they never did. Oh so it wasn't like Poldo's Fresh. AC DC? Is that a band split
up and made their own company called DC, oh fuck. Stan Lee didn't even make Wolverine.
Who made Wolverine? I thought it all just tied down to fucking Stan Lee, bro, I don't
know. The character was created by writer Len Wein and Marvel art director John Ramita
senior. Who made Batman? Bob Kane. And then Superman with Superman, Stan Lee. Jerry Siegel,
Nope.
Yeah, Superman is DC. Hmm.
But then Spider-Man, of course.
Superman is DC, brother, you're like my 60 year old dad.
Yeah, I like surface level give a shit about half of these fucking comics, okay?
I didn't fucking, I never, I never fully got into it.
I never fully got into it growing up.
Like Batman's cool, Superman's cool.
You know, the character designs are cool.
I ain't going to the store me like mr. Mr. You got the next copy here you go son
I'll have to press sir mr. Mr. That's fucking nostalgic to you fucks I never
did that shit he's like all you fucking see but here's your fucking comic yes
as we're fucking weeps and you didn't even notice.
Projecting, I just said I never did it.
Do comics still hit like our new comics still good?
I mean, Thanos was new, right?
Is it just like different, uh, they're still really, really good.
Who still reads comics, anyone here still read comics, like go and go and go to a comic book store?
Oh, you can read a lot of it online now, right? Yeah. There's something different about not
doing things online though. Sometimes like actually going, I bet going to a comic book
store actually, it's nice. Just because it's like, there's like a nostalgic slash authentic
vibe to it. Even going to a fucking Barnes and Nobles or some shit. Noble Nobles.
You can get the book online, but like you go, it's like being in a different dimension,
especially if you're like introverted.
You're like, oh, shit, this actually isn't that bad. What the fuck?
Yeah, what the fuck?
Oh, we have here boys.
Yeah, I could continue manor lords like I said, I thought it was good shit.
It was fucking beautiful actually.
I need to expand my domain.
What else though?
What else?
I don't think there's anything else that's new.
Dead space true, couple of the day I could.
All right, sorry about that chat.
All right, five CS wins into Manor lords, um, oh, CS has been hitting, bro.
It's been hitting.
I'm not going to lie.
This mental asylum has been nice.
Okay.
They have nice walls.
The floors are padded. It's not bad.
We could go there. We could go there on the player base.
They've all just they're all dead.
I don't know what the fuck they're doing anymore, but it's nice.
It's a nice retirement home.
Better lords war sales, brah.
I'm not doing war sales, brah, I'm not.
Team Fortress 2?
Nah.
Battlefront 2, Kyber Mod.
Do I want to get into Star Wars today?
You know...
You know, I mean, I could, I just need to load it up.
It would be interesting to see how the modded community is.
If something tells me I'm gonna load up
and there's gonna be like one full server,
like how big is the modded community?
Like, I don't know, do they have like a server browser?
He just wants to play CS 2.
That's not true.
That's not true, buddy.
You gonna play Arc Raiders today?
I mean, I could play Arc Raiders.
I guess for Arc Raiders, I don't know what my goal is.
So it just kind of seems like playing just to play.
You know what I'm saying?
I need like a, it's like all I'm gonna just load up
and just like farm a little bit and leave, you know?
That's every game, yes and no.
Yeah, I could do a couple of rounds
Is this guy going to take a steamy shit not yet buddy, okay, I'll be I'll be sure that I can tell you first when I do bro, okay?
I'll hit you up, bro. I'll tell you as soon as I'm about to go.
Oh, what the fuck are we doing here, boys? What are we doing here?
Many different directions. Where are we headed?
Bing bang boom.
Where are we going? We could hit up some...
R.E. forward DLC? I know, people said it was really good. They did. Yes, but nah. I'm
I'm worried out. I enjoyed what I did though.
No rest for the wicked DLC, Securo? Securo replay?
Interesting.
One game of CS, one game of Suico, one game of Megabonk, one game of Arc?
Brah.
Mm-mm.
Dude, I would play some V-Cod right now.
But that's a pain in the ass and no one's playing it.
I would play some fucking Carrington.
with a spring field.
I would...
or COD2 sniping on Tunisia.
I would do that as well.
Good map buddy!
Don't click it
Stalker anomaly mod
brother COTD
into CS
Into AOE for
Move
Agent empires for bro. I don't know about Asian empires for I fucking suck at this game dude. I
Get into it, but I don't get into it enough
and
Usually the first couple of games are me stumbling until I find the flow and I don't feel like stumbling
And then inevitably drop it
I still think it'd be cool if they made like a little blitz in this game or an EM mode
So it was a little faster on building there's some stall parts in this game that are kind of boring
where you kind of like have to sit there and wait for the upgrade and it feels like it you got to slog through it a little bit
There are little moments in Age of Empires 4
usually the early game
the early game
The initial build-up of resources the very beginning feels like it's like the fucking slowest shit ever
They have a one player new mode. Yeah, dude age, bro age favor all time map for a first
first and shooter. That's to
I don't know what else I don't know what else bro one win in starcraft
one win in a warcraft three oof six hour stream ink and now I will be here the full
duration bro. Maybe. God damn it boys, what do we do bro?
Which EXE do I click?
Hub G bro.
No, I would.
I would but no.
There's no one playing that shit.
There's no one playing it.
Is there something festive?
Hmm
Where we going air boys where we headed
New Christopher Nolan movie we seen it bro we seen it check out the cranked demo. I swear I've seen this bro
Yeah, we've seen that route. All right, I'm thinking we do
Some
We're gonna do some 1v1s first. We're gonna start with some 1v1s, bro. Okay?
One loss and next game. Okay, that's what we're doing here.
I'm just gonna load up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You know where to find me, bro.
You know where to find me. You know where to find me.
You know where to find me, bro.
god damn it load up bro load up 1v1 it's a freedom it's a free-to-play
abandoned wear game beat me and I all next game it no no no no no no no no no no no no bro no
No!
Uh...
Drumming?
No, uh...
Fuck, what am I trying to describe right now?
What am I trying to describe right now?
War drums?
Sure.
This beast might not be it.
These might not be it
Maybe
Want me want me bro, I'll leave a student. How do you how do you play this again? How do you play this?
I
Okay, I remember I remember you motherfucker. Okay. Come on bro beat me in our next game this shit
Come on man
Damn
All right
Buddy where are you bro wake up man wake up dude wake the fuck up bro wake the fuck up. What's going on here?
How are you doing?
What are you doing, bro?
Don't tell me this guy downloaded hacks
What the fuck is going on? I've never seen this.
He either has like a thousand ms or I don't know, I have no idea.
Bro!
Okay, you know what?
Yeah, hold on, hold on now.
This seems...
Yo, what?
Yo!
What?
Oh, what the hell, Bob?
This game is hack proof!
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, dude.
Oh, okay, buddy, no way.
Yo, this game's hack proof, you piece of shit.
The trick is to have no anti-cheat, bro.
So then think that we do have...
Okay, I don't know what the heck is going on here. I don't know if he's cheating or if this is actual insane lag
What the hell is going on dude?
Don't fucking tell me you ruined this game you piece of shit. That doesn't count bro fuck that guy
All right, no! This game is amazing! Fuck that guy! I've never encountered a cheater in this game. That does not count.
This is literally one of the best 1v1 games on Steam that the dev abandoned, where you just press multiplayer and it just 1v1 queues you. No bullshit.
Okay, I told you I'd buy the I'd buy the game bro. I'd buy the fucking game
I would
All right, who's out there?
All right
All right, here we go. Are you lagging bro? All right. All right. We got a match
We got a match, boys. Fuck that guy who was cheating.
Right, you're not gonna be able to do this.
The other guy, he had to download and set up software to be a fuck to beat me.
You bro!
I think I'm good.
That guy had to fucking... get assists.
Cause he was a bitch.
Do you know how I respect... this raw madness.
Ah!
Oh, really?
Okay, okay.
Oh, so you know what you're doing, huh?
Oh, shit.
Ah, my point!
Relax, bro.
Give me that shit.
How dare you?
Alright, come on man you got this shit, get me out of this.
Get me out of this.
Whoa!
He's caught that?
That was actually impressive.
Catch this.
Dude chill bro.
I said chill man.
Oh shit.
Oh shit I need this.
There it is. Get the shield. Get the shield. Nice. Don't panic. There are spikes everywhere.
Don't panic.
All right, GG man, GG.
Bro, why are you getting PB'd?
Why are you getting PB'd?
It's like he wanted to.
He read it. That was optional.
Oh, shit, okay.
Okay, okay, chill, chill.
Oh, okay, bro, I get it, I get it, I get it.
I know, I know.
Alright, one WLs. WLs. Alright, what do we have here, bro?
get a new opponent. Ow. That fucking hurt. Ow. Ow. Ow! Ow! Okay. Okay. Okay, bro.
Give me that shit. Give me that bastard sword of the eagle.
Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Okay, okay.
I don't even need the axe. I don't even need it, bro.
even get that oh shit
what's that man what's out there okay okay
come on man
what's the plan here what's the plan here
I just launched it. Oh shit. Okay, okay.
Relax, relax. Take a moment, bro. Take a moment, dude.
Sorry about that bro.
Yeah this is a good effort though, it's a good effort.
Whoa!
That was deep.
Alright do your thing, do your thing.
Alright.
I didn't do anything.
I can see it now, bro.
I buy the game, bro. This is an arena. We got a rectangle, bro. It ain't an octagon.
Okay, I can see it right now, bro. We can have sponsors on the sides.
Easy, bro. We can have tournaments.
I got the vision, bro.
Look at this shit. Come on, man! Come on, bro! Maybe we'll patch up a tiger. Oh, a modifier.
There may be a random fucking tiger spawns. But you still got a 1v1. I'm telling you
this game bro it needs a couple of batches some QOL
it's gonna be big oh shit bro chill man I know it's the last round
oh don't get caught bro the blade is sharp
I'll get caught dude. Oh no! I got caught! Oh shit! No. No.
It's fine. It's fine. You know I wanted another round with you. You know?
But I'm all set now bro. I'm all set dude. I'm all set bro. I'm all set bro. Hold this for me.
I'll just fire it back.
Ah!
Shit!
Bro, get up man!
Help!
Ah!
Interesting.
Is this a comeback?
Are we seeing it right now?
Oh shit!
Dude, please stop. Please stop.
Oh fuck!
I got a boat bro. I got a boat bro. I got a boat dude.
I'm gonna win, idiot.
Yes!
All right guys, please fucking beat me so I can lead.
We just need one.
We just need one of you guys.
This is gonna take hours? Bro!
What do you mean? Are you saying- You guys want to fight me Friday, bro?
Well, this is literally free to play, dude.
It will. Chat. Sucks.
I don't know, man. I've heard-
I don't know man. I don't know.
We just need a couple of patches, bro.
We just gotta move this guy on the X-plane a little to the right.
Okay?
That guy we got a patch.
This dude.
I don't know what the fuck he's doing. This guy.
Yeah, we gotta move him a little forward, too.
Maybe, maybe.
Maybe we'll do like Twitch integration where everybody has like their name and they can
type something and it throws like a coin.
Into the pit.
I think this bug called up.
Who will enter the square that I thought was a rectangle, but it's actually a square?
No, I actually put sometimes.
Nah, cuz I should say one or two.
Yep.
Another one.
Another one that the king once did.
Another one that the lord needs the blood of.
I know that one.
Come on, man.
Come on, bro.
Goddamn!
Oh my God, dude.
Stop that!
We didn't duck there!
God damn bro!
Alright alright, I'll just ship the dual wheel, bro. The dual wheel.
The dual wheel.
Oh
Buddy what do you know a weird throw that shit out bro. What the fuck? Whoa?
dude
What the hell
That was hilarious, bro. That was fucking hilarious, bro. That was fucking hilarious, man. All right. That was fucking hilarious, man. Okay. Hilarious, man. That was so... so funny, man. So funny, bro.
What you did that that shit earlier?
That was hilarious.
Okay, Matt.
God damn.
Yeah, dude.
Go long.
There's a certain rhythm to Stunlock. I respect it, bro. I know you're a new man. Alright,
it's actually in the gameplay is deeper than it looks. Okay. I know, I know. I know, bro.
Oh, show here the timing's a little tricky here.
Ah!
Oh shit!
Okay!
Ow!
Bitch!
You done, bro?
You done?
Stop now.
Okay, stop.
Okay, sure.
Yes another one
What's that chat
all right come on guys what the fuck get me out of here bro get me out of
here. What I'm on? What I do? God build, bro. God build. Okay, good rolls, good rolls.
nice nice oh oh shit the ultimate defense and you stole my shit okay whoa
whoa rude
what the hell is this
Oh my god, okay, bro
See you get to play bro, I get it, bro. I understand I believe you
Oh my god
All right.
Oh shit.
You good bro?
You good dude?
Oh really bro!
You tried.
You stared into my soul.
It was like move bossa
All right, man chill
Oh, you're coming for my shit, bro. Why you come for my shit, bro?
You have your own shit on your side now. Look at you. No stamina
Set up perfectly for a fall into the pit. Are you serious?
Oh my god!
Nobody chill, relax, relax! I know, I know!
Get some fucking sausages, bro, and give me grill, okay?
All right, you don't need to fucking poke me with that shit, all right? Get the fuck out of here!
Chill, dude!
You know what, thank you.
I've been-
Ah!
Alright, hello areas.
I'm no longer entertained, bro.
Next.
real bro I don't know really, really
bro that just glazed your neck
Just kidding, bro.
Shut up, buddy, shut up, where's the stamina, bro?
Where's the stamina, dude?
I fight close to the PvE, dude.
I'm all about standing right next to this.
I'm all about it.
Interesting. Interesting predicament.
Oh!
Really?
Really buddy?
I don't need it. I don't need to. I don't need it!
I don't need it back. I don't need it.
Okay.
Hold up.
Interesting.
We got a gamer here, boys.
Interesting.
Ah.
Ah, okay.
Oh, sure.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. This actually might be GG, bro. This guy watches the VODs, dude.
Okay.
I think you actually got it.
Okay man, okay, alright, alright, finally bro, finally.
All right.
I gotta say, I gotta say, uh, how are you not dead right now?
Okay, but that does it.
God damn, okay, chill.
This guy really wants to go back to the desktop!
Oh my!
Yeah, what the fuck is this?
No, bro!
Shit, dude!
Okay, okay, okay!
Hold on, hold on!
Okay, okay, okay!
Oh!
Hold on now!
Ah, shit.
I
Should buddy sure buddy
Hold on now hold on
Oh, my!
Get up, bro!
Oh, this is awkward.
This is very awkward right now.
You threw everything away.
I have no arm, though.
Oh, shit!
I have no Sam. I have no Sam!
Wow be done!
My head!
Throw it all away.
Maybe
Oh
That yeah, that was a good one right there. That was a good one scary right there. That was scary right there
Honestly that other one was good, bro. We need I need something like that, but different
No, no, no
Nooooo.
Nah, some of it. That one was actually really good. That one was the best drums.
All these other ones were now doing too much.
Too much, man.
Maybe actually, hold on.
Maybe.
Yeah, I'd like that out.
Tainted Grail, OST.
Who's out there boys? Come on now. Is there anyone out there?
I swear it should say one of two and if it says zero of zero at bedbugs.
Yeah, now it's good.
Yeah, now.
And then it finds the opponent.
Ah man, you ready, bro?
I believe in you, dude.
I believe in you.
You got this.
You got this, bro.
Nice.
Why are you just spitting, bro?
You have your controller plugged in?
What are you doing?
Are you a kid, bro?
I think he's good.
Oh, you got your butt stuck.
Oh, that must have hurt.
hurt
bro what are you doing right now bro
why are you having trouble just holding forward come on man
Can you guys please send your brave at your fucking strongest gladiator like what?
This is this guy's first game
It's like you just built this PC and you just downloaded this
Are you serious right now? This is what I'm up against. I'm gonna be playing this for six hours
Like what?
Let's not play around here guys. Let's not play around here. All right, send your bravest
I'm going back to the war drums
Send your goddamn bravest this is what are we doing here boys? What are we doing?
Who's out there?
Makin' almoos!
Come on guys.
Bring your strongest warrior.
Okay buddy.
Here we go.
Here we fucking go.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my, oh my fucking god.
Well, thank you man.
I don't have to feel guilty now, thanks.
All right.
Insane roll, bro.
Great job, dude.
Great job, man.
Thank you, bros, I'm going to get surgery to get those out, but now I don't need it.
Thank you
What's your relax, man, how much you fucking relax buddy?
Dude, you're you're lucky right there dude. I hate you with that
No bro, relax.
Chad, come on now.
Great slide bro, great slide, I love when you did that.
Oh my god, he might win.
He might win.
What the heck was that?
Yeah
Chill man, you're scaring me bro!
How are you still alive, dude?
Oh my god!
Scratch!
Okay, okay!
Deeply!
Alright!
I don't remember this victory, I don't remember this, no I won't, guys I don't know how to
I don't know what to tell you guys.
Yes, please send me make a lobby buddy.
How about you just hit the multiplayer button?
There's no lobby.
It's the one button you're gaming.
What do you what do you mean make a lobby?
Make a lobby.
How about you fucking wait in queue, bro?
This guy waited in queue.
Look, he's ready.
I'm actually scared. This guy's ready to kill- Oh shit, he's a fucking ready. Oh, shit.
Oh, that- Oh, crazy. Oh, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Chill.
A little scary.
Oh!
A little word here? A little word?
Ow.
Super worried right now? Super worried?
Okay, right in the... Okay, sure, sure.
Interesting, interesting.
Damn.
Oh, shitty. Okay, you gotta trip me, man. You gotta trip me. That is for sure. Are you
done?
Ow.
Stay there for a second. Thank you.
How'd you pop out?
Oh my god, dude
Oh
Close close
There you go. I need that back. I need that back. That's my dad's I need. Oh, I actually can hold it
You can hold it. I get it back
Where'd you put it?
Right to the punches, huh?
Interesting.
Okay.
Huh. Oh, that must hurt. Here, take the other one.
Come on guys.
Yes!
Guys.
What are we doing here boys?
We got another, we got another one.
Yo, come on with your Twitch chat names, bro.
That's a weird alias, okay?
Come on, man.
Come on, dude!
What are you doing, bro?
Don't hurt at me, I'll catch it.
Oh, thank you.
I wanted a piercing there.
Oh, God.
Oh, that deflected.
Oh, you're trying to...
I'm not sure what happened there, I'm not sure, I'm not sure what happened there.
Oh dear, that must have hurt.
Oh buddy chill, bro, just jump in the spikes.
That hurt.
That was rude.
Oh my god!
Oh, thank you, man.
Therapy.
Thank you for that, bro.
Thank you for that.
That was great.
Thank you, bro.
Finally, my back pan's gone.
You done? Ouch!
Are you done, bro? Are you done?
Are you done, bro? You're scaring everybody.
Stop scaring everybody.
ah boys the 99
great job man i predicted you were gonna win on a bloody air and market
fuck off bar she she yes
Where are we going boys? Where are we headed right now? What are we doing?
Come on man.
What the heck?
What's your name, Zaloon?
Alright, there you go, there's the holy shit.
I got a whole goddamn arsenal here.
God, then take some of this, dude.
Take some of this, man. I don't want this! Take it all, dude! Too much stuff! Take it all,
dude! I don't want this! All yours! Here, I got more. Take that! Take this! Oh, you're
gonna get that back I don't want to do
You good, bro?
Yaaah!
Wait, wait, wait a second.
And where you going, bro?
Where you going?
We can talk about this.
Stamina management. Stamina management right there. That's what that was right there.
Thank you, thank you. I dropped those earlier. Thank you, man.
Ow.
Whoa!
Oh, there you go!
Okay!
Interesting, interesting!
Oh, wow!
Okay!
Dude!
What are we doing, man?
Ow. Ow.
Ow.
Alright bruh. GG bruh. GG's. GG's.
Oh, good dodges. Hit me.
Look at you, bro. Look at you, bro.
You got this, man. You got this, bro.
Hit me, bro. Hit me.
Oh, wait, can I...oh, I got it, I got it.
You can have it back though.
Take that as well.
I'll take this.
You can have that.
Oh, I can't grab that one.
Oh, I'll take one of those. Thank you.
Ooh, that too? Nice. Here.
You can have that.
Actually, you take this, you take this.
And then have this with it.
It goes well together.
Huh.
He won. He won.
Bro, you robbing me of the 99? Are you serious right now? Are you serious?
You're joking, dude.
Okay!
You're joking right now.
now. Really? You're gonna do this. That's kind of messed up, bro. I don't need, I don't
need the leg I don't need it I don't need it I don't need the weapon either I
don't want the weapon or the legs no no I don't need it bro I don't need it
I don't need a man. I don't need a man.
Really?
Thank you for that.
I'll use that later.
900 guys, really, really, oh my, okay, you got this is your best, I don't know, I don't
I don't know what to say, bro. I don't know what to say.
Huh.
Alright, let me end this fast.
How are you still alive, bro?
There you go, bro. There you go. There you go.
Okay, okay.
Okay, bro. Come on, man.
Two.
Soooo
All right, bro, come on now. Let's end this, bro. Let's end this. What are we doing? What are we doing?
What are we doing right now?
What are we doing right now, bro?
What are we doing right now dude?
Come on bro, what are we doing right now?
Okay, bro, you figured some shit out, huh?
Why are you rolling like that, huh?
Why are you rolling like that?
Kill me, bro.
I gotta say, man, you're good at dodging.
Oh, not gonna dodging.
What's right under your feet though?
Oh my god, no, the edge.
Interesting, interesting move, bro.
Inch.
If you are, honestly, you're scaring me, man.
The way you're moving, you're scaring me, bro.
Yeah, are you the actual dev bro?
This is a band and where right?
I'll buy the game from you bro, I'll buy the game from you.
it up for sale. Or you know what, we work together to bring it back. This game has
got potential brah I see it
easy easy 10k consistent player base potential
The skill, the skill is there.
God, I gotta say you're good at dodging ship, bro. This is a long ass battle, dude. The shield like it is just like a tickle.
Oh my god.
Maybe we gotta give the shield a bonk.
We need to give the shield a nice sound effect when you hit it. It's like a really satisfying block.
Like a god of warp.
So you're like bonk and you're like bonk in them with the shield.
And then you know they're online so it's like more of an effect.
Like a nice one.
Like when Kratos hits the shield on an enemy.
Ah man, GG's bruh, GG's bruh, GG's.
The pit calls, the pit calls bruh.
Okay, I know, I know, I know.
The pit calls bruh.
I don't make the rules. I don't make the rules, bro.
Guys.
Come on, man.
I'm not working anymore, but I want to rebuild it at some point. I love G&G. I can never sell it.
Well, there you go, man.
I respect that.
Maybe it'll become a 10k one day.
Game is a little boring, TBH.
Ah, it's pretty good, man.
The combat's fun and it's 1v1s and you feel there's a bit of skill involved so it's just
like a satisfying just works combat game.
It doesn't need insane bells and whistles.
Maybe just a little more like tuning to make it a bit more flowy but this is the closest
Next we have to half sword online.
For honor 1v1, yeah, but for honor 1v1 then brings into like different shit into it, uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Then you have to deal with stupid fucking armor and like dumb shit.
Nah.
Uh-uh.
It's different, it's different.
This is like has like a simple, but like works vibe to it without being that deep.
Yeah, it's like more physics based. Like I said, this is the closest to Half Sword, bro. I mean...
This is like 1v1 physics based combat, way more interesting than like, you know, your Arcadia, rock, paper, scissor, bullshit, and then like stats and stuff, but there's a good...
This is like a good minimalistic 1v1 game.
Dev wants the 1v1? Yeah, queue up, bro. It's your queue, bro. It's your queue.
I'm not setting it up. Queue up.
Oh my god, we're near the edge of the drums.
Alright, who do we have here, bruh?
The Psyops.
Alright, buddy!
What's your planet, bruh?
Oh, you have one victory!
Nice!
victory nice I was talking to you and then you do that are you serious bro
really
that was lethal what where did that just come from
How was that?
Yeah, we can use Shepat should make it so it has a little bit of friend sloppy to it.
The kids now like using Voip and seeing the mouth move.
We did that back in the day in Arma, we have it so the gladiators mouth smooth on Boyd.
Okay, bro, what the hell? Okay, dude. What is happening here, bro?
Ow. Hold on, hold on, this guy's actually, oh wait, this guy's actually playing the game, hold up.
Oh, this guy's actually doing shit.
I thought it was just like a...hold up, hold up.
Wild lagging ass, bro. What even is this right now?
Okay, yo, what? What even...yo, okay. Excuse me?
What even happened?
At least lag out of the ring.
I got the music stopped.
buff is gone. The buff is gone. Oh shit. Chill, bro. Chill. They're just going to pit, man.
Okay, okay.
You done?
You done.
I was waiting.
Interesting.
Okay.
What the heck, bruh?
This guy's winning cuz he's lagging, alright?
Look at him.
What even is this?
What the hell even is this?
This guy already won.
It's in the future.
Not the first hacker you played.
Look at this shit.
Oh, this is gonna be a great level.
Okay, dude. Right.
Oh, this is gonna be great.
Alright.
Okay, so you're not lying. I'm not lying to you, but...
Okay.
Yeah, dude. No.
Yeah, this does not count.
I need a legit loss. What even is this?
Maybe I can just swing and he'll like just run into the blade.
Well, that doesn't count, dude. What even was that?
We sent our best ahead and after image.
Chad that's bullshit bro that doesn't count that is a neutral no loss alright as
as anyway that was that was bullshit bro
Yeah, that was... everybody knows that was bullshit.
Yeah, standing if you're a two-head.
One second chap.
All right, should I next game it did that one count as a loss gg are we moving on
Did the desktop?
Shivery 2?
Ah, I don't know, shit, I love shit, man, but...
Alright, Dev, 1v1.
1v1, what's your name, bro?
Whoever wins, keeps against the game.
All right, all right, a custom lobby.
Oh, is that what this is gonna do?
Chat, no one queued.
We have literally the whole player base here.
No one queued.
If he's here, I'm down, if not, whatever.
Deal? Bro, there's this trolley. You don't have to do that, man.
Um, yeah, no one Q, alright?
Let's just go through the 1v1s until we find each other. Just tell me when you're ready.
Oh, you're killing your cow.
Is your name... your Twitch user name?
Is this you?
I'll back out if it's not you.
Oh
Okay, is your names okay? All right, I'm gonna hear again. Yeah, if anyone's doing on the stream, don't you I'm trying to kill the dev
Buddy buddy relax bro. Unless you got the number one returning player
Bro, what are we doing here man?
You can't host a game, it's different, but I don't think you can, who's the shi-
Oh wait, he's in, he's in!
wait he wasn't and then wasn't in I'm not dead what are you doing brawl
let's try again he was in but then yeah
you might be able to connect I think you left
Well I'm glad there's this many players right now.
Never happened to the game!
Oh my god.
Can you two fuck to fight each other?
Alright, so we can get the fuck out of the cube, please?
I sacrificed four trophies for this.
I don't have a bugged out here.
Buddy, you are such a fuck.
If you're doing this on purpose, you're a fucking loser bitch.
I hope you know that.
I actually am a fucking bitch.
Okay, hold up.
Making me do this the annoying way.
Stupid fucking kid.
I'd even set this up to be exactly like the 5 rounds.
Allow respawn? No, right?
It seems like it's different. Weapons, yes. Lobby size 1.
I think we're good, right?
Right? I think we're good?
Oh yeah, see, we're low.
Yeah, the arena is different.
I guess whatever.
The thing is, I don't know if it's first to five, but whatever, let's see.
Now we gotta do it the scuffed way.
It might not even be him Chad, it's a pretty common name guys, fucking relax.
Okay Addy let's try again then, hold up.
Let's just keep killing.
Oh now you guys want to queue up, bro.
Before, we could even find a guy.
Now it's like, oh my god.
What the hell, dude?
play the egg game bro we beat it bro we're not going back
What is this fucking guy, oh sorry about that.
here the glass I've seen that I've seen that bro
oh we got it we got it all right one be one the dead the guy who made the game
Alright bruh, let's go dude, let's go!
It's rare that a dev is good at their own game, okay?
Whoa!
I've never seen someone make it across!
I feel like it's rare, but, you know...
You did say you think you could beat me.
I didn't know he could do that.
Okay.
I know, I know. Probably a little rusty, huh?
yeah like you said Riverwinds gets the game right it's abandonware right hold up
hold up
my people will call it your people bro
Alright man, all good brawl, all good, I know, I know, I know.
Your mirror is not that easy to play what you made, it's not that easy, there's subtle
timings, you know?
There's subtleties.
I know, I know.
That's what I'm saying dude.
That little turnaround right there.
Have a little turnaround right there
Shit bro, not bad man, not bad, not bad
I backed up right back to all right
Whoa, what is that whirlwind technique?
Okay, okay.
Oh, no stamina.
Yeah, it takes a second to get used to it.
The throw costs a lot as well.
It's a stamina killer.
GG, man.
GG.
Here, pick up a sword, bro.
Pick up a sword, bro.
Okay.
That was rude.
I showed salvation I showed mercy I
Showed mercy
Ding dong. Ding dong.
GG bro, GG bro. GG bro.
There it is, man. There it is.
Ha ha ha ha. GG man.
Yeah. That was nice, bro. That was nice. That was nice. I'm looking forward to Gladi
on glory too all right boy
Should I continue manner lords?
Should we see where it leads?
Counter strike.
Team fortress too, bro.
I don't know if that's how it works.
I don't know if that's happening man. I don't think that's going to happen bro.
I doubt that it's going to happen.
Play an indie vamp survivor clone. I'm waiting for the next megabonk to come out bro until then I'm chilling on that genre
I need the next insane megabonk
dopamine annihilator
to come out
That's what I'm waiting for bro
Alright, let's build a little more houses in Mannerlord and see how much more I can
progress.
The game crashed right as I was being attacked.
Um...
Yes.
Yes, indeed.
Did.
Was this right before the battle?
Oh my god, bro, I'm gonna get owned.
I don't think there's any winning this.
What happens here?
There's nothing I can do.
Yeah, there's nothing I can do here, bro.
Oh my god, dude.
Why does the game crash on that battle?
What the heck?
You know what?
I think it's when I try going first person.
I just try going first person in a crash.
Maybe.
Let me see, let me see. Yeah, let me try not going, or let me try not going third person.
If you go, where's the rest of that? That'll happen to me. You can still spawn, but just
I just gotta go further away. I did hire the Mercs. They're literally right here.
Okay, you just have to do it way further away, so that's what it's causing it. Okay.
I just won't do that. All good. I'm just not, I'm just not gonna do that at all.
That's gotta be it. You can do it from orbit. I'll just watch from the sky
I'll watch from the sky
I wonder if anything I can command them to do will honestly allow them to win this. Like I don't think there's anything
Stand your ground. I don't think there's anything. I think it's GG here
Boys fight
Yeah, like what do you even do? Can I actually move them around and be strategic about this?
I want the militia I hired just got murdered.
Am I like actually micro units here?
I can't add any more units.
Ratnian is dead.
Most everybody is gonna die here.
Yeah, like we're dead, bro.
Hey, how we got this, boys?
Pill escape!
Oh, no.
No, this isn't the same I don't have enough tools
Yeah, don't dad shit soon and on soon what I've got is thank you guys
Yeah, nuclear you guys thank you for the gift these brown you guys don't need to do that, but thank you very much
Thank you guys.
Is there anything I can do here?
Is there anything I- I feel like I'm screwed.
Like there's nothing- I'm gonna- I feel like there's no way to win this.
I don't have enough tools.
Try to fight near the manor, but there's not like there's arrows that are gonna fly.
There's not. This is to form new militias, but I only have 16 people.
And there's not enough tools to arm another militia.
Lol.
okay green caps I'll give them 90 our 15 we can we can do this we can do this
brother got the travel here from God knows where okay dude there's so many
But where are they? Oh shit
Alright, this is what we're gonna do
Book it in the I don't know if they're gonna follow, but let's see what happens
Run run run guide them away guide them away when we don't want to die let the Mercs book it here
Right them away, let the retinue block the town
and then the mercenaries will kill them
there it is the aggro
all right good stuff easy mercenaries now none of my villagers will die
There might be a little bit of an issue here though, because these mercs are super far
way. Get aggro, dude! Get aggro! Don't let them come to town! Alright, my town's militia
will defend all right nice we didn't do anything yeah actually how we did we
let them away we let them away
Get him out of here, boys.
Get him out of here.
Nice and threat awarded.
Nice.
Clean.
Okay, now what are we low on?
So many planks. I don't have enough timber
Let me disband the army
Okay, I need to start working on tools and things that equip the army to get more people is what I need to do I
I was making decent money now. Slowly it was getting there.
Yes, maybe I make the smithy.
Oh wait, no no no no no no no no no no. Oh yeah, I forgot where I was. The smithy doesn't make it. It's the people's house that makes it.
it yes I need to up their plots yes I need to make more level two houses but
right now I'm like screwed on lumber or sir hut are these guys not doing well
There you go, add another guy there.
Yeah, apparently their marketplace isn't getting enough stuff to even hit level 2.
Their food variety is bad.
They're getting no fish.
And then our meat, I just got some sheep, but that's gonna take a while for the pasture.
Our eye is going, so we're going to get farmed goods.
Now there's three workers there.
The fish, are we just low on fish?
I have three people fishing here, and then the grainery moves to the marketplace.
Are they not making the trek from the granary to this marketplace?
They're not headed here for some reason.
There's no other place to fish either.
You have two people trading to the whole town.
True, maybe I need more people.
As far as family owns, in Microsoft, if you sign them, the stall may become abandoned.
Food variety. No one is getting fish here.
But then there's no fish here at all at the greenery.
Storehouse has no fish, because there's literally no fish in general.
It's all fucking there's 12 carps
All right, the next family is I'm gonna start making it so the supplies move faster, but I need more sources of food
Yeah, I need more by far the farmfield is really really good work. I'm busy. It's better to make small grids of fields
Is it too late should I burn it?
I should have destroyed it
okay let me see here
so much coming soon let's say these are good plots be nice I could replicate this
like the same thing you can like copy and paste it that'd be nice I think
That's the right size.
Let's utilize all the green.
There we go
Actually, let's make it so
So much fucking ride the highest percentage
I'm gonna make this one barley even though it's kind of stupid, never mind, I don't know.
I'm not really sure.
Let's just leave it like that for now.
Do you want oxen in the farmhouse?
I need more people to move here is what I need.
You need to rotate the crops, not always.
I think sourdough is the best.
Oh shit, bodies need burial.
Oh yeah, the battle.
I forgot about that.
New fast moments to play.
La Plagas!
There's a...
There's an upgrade on the farm.
For a plow.
I don't see it... oh well.
Oh, you can employ oxen for one... Oh, that's cheap.
For one timber.
Nice.
Okay, these people desperately need...
Some variety.
And this goddamn meat fishes an animal produce
Takes time to yield decreases by an amount equal to the woodland environment
Yeah, like how often do we get fucking meat from these places?
Oh, yeah, I was also getting everything to upgrade the church yesterday.
I think I set everything.
Oh, yeah, I'm almost there.
I need twenty stone.
Dressed stone.
Have I ever put in the order for that?
I did.
And we have enough money.
I'm still trying to get it.
Okay.
Okay, yeah, like we have chicken here, like should I assume they're providing eggs to
the pantry?
One eggs?
Should I add maybe one more pantry?
Has another storage point, maybe?
Or another granary?
I'm going to put a granary right here.
We need a trade route for that stone.
Oh, you can upgrade this.
It's expensive though.
It would be bad to relocate this.
Might as well, this is cheap.
Okay.
I know, these are like a runways.
Okay, let's see, they're slowly moving those.
You won't get dressed on from trade unless you pay.
Do you have to specifically pay for this?
I hope you're right.
It does say major trades, actually.
You're correct.
Never mind.
You are right.
I think that was not worth the cost, because I only need 20.
And I also have to pay for it, so that was kind of shit.
Maybe even bad.
Okay, I need to work on...
Then I need these fucking houses, and I need them to get a variety of food.
And I don't know how to get animal produce fast unless I start importing it.
I could start importing having a direct trade route and importing small game, but I'm
I'm not sure if we're making enough money.
I have this sheep, but they're taking so long to...
You can't do anything here yet.
No, you- my region isn't good for hunting.
No, you need a- that's not how it works.
If that's how it's worked the whole time, I'm gonna be sad.
I thought this game you needed one of these nodes to hunt I swear you do yeah
you do need a node it's not like other games yes I can't do that right now
Shit, man.
Okay, I'm going to give them variety per fit and just import small game, and we'll import
and see
And then hopefully I'm making enough money here well that they will then be able to go to tier two
Like who did I do like these people are here?
When do we get beef bro?
When do we get beef?
Missing variety you are the variety bro. You live right next to the fruit
Garments. There's so much shit on them. The tavern. I need the... I need the... I should make one of these barley and just do it so we have a little bit of... Yeah, I'm gonna just set that.
This part of the game is a little kinda... yeah, I'm making a weird spot.
You can expand it to another section with influence and set up hunting, but there's
no hunting nearby.
This is the only hunting, so I would have to completely move and set up a new spot
and then transfer it all the way back.
Four had two fishing spots.
I don't even know how to expand.
Playing with influence. Oh, I have enough.
Okay, let's see how this works.
I guess it just takes time.
Slowly, but surely, one thousand influence.
Alright, I'm trying to give these people varieties so we can then do shit and I can upgrade their houses.
And then hopefully this ups my approval so we get more migrants.
We literally can't do anything without...
Oh yeah, I also need more ox.
Grainery is slowly being built.
Livestock trading.
If I'm not trading any livestock, I do have it, so we're trading sheep.
I will export sheep, but I want to wait until I have 10 sheep.
And they take a while to reproduce.
where was the ox shit I made stable okay I can't purchase another one but then I
need more people working at the stable or maybe we get one horse
Let's get a horse. Let's see how good the horse is at moving ship.
Where's the horse we just got? Where is he?
He's not in the stable.
What the hell, now we ain't got anything.
Who's rigging this shit?
Generic storage full.
It says that, but it's nowhere near, I don't follow.
What is overflowing there?
Erd's carpet. Carrots. Yeah, what? Excuse me?
The granary just holds food. Yeah, but it...
Let me go like that again here.
Large granary, storage is full.
Lies.
Nope.
These are good.
Not full.
How's your salt doing?
Yeah, we're almost done with the salt.
Okay, they're slowly doing their thing.
Yeah, we're almost done with the salt.
Okay, they're slowly doing their thing.
Okay, someone else just moved in, nice.
Trading post, planks, mortar, roof tiles, salt.
have this yet we still have zero. Yeah I'm a little stunlocked I have nothing I can do.
Okay, let me see, are they building, oh they're building the greatery.
Let's see what they add to this. Maybe it will help out.
Yeah, it might take time because now they can move stuff. This marketplace is just like...
Oh, now they have food writing.
But it says there's no fuel?
Are you kidding me right now?
What?
I swear this marketplace is trolling me right now.
And there's nothing here.
Oh, they have everything now.
Thank you.
They're missing fuel.
Need more people in the storehouse to move firewood around probably.
Okay, the next people that show up will work at the storehouse in the greater room.
Yeah, I'm just not getting enough workers fast enough.
So it's a little unfortunate, because I gotta wait.
When you assign someone to work at the storehouse, they open a stall.
Oh, the people who work at the storehouse open the stalls at the markets?
Oh, I see.
I didn't know that was a thing.
Okay, check if your opponents are riding after their soldiers never returned home.
Is that actually a thing?
This guy's got a nice town, but mine's way better.
It ain't that nice.
Mine is so much more seems so much more prosperous
All right, I want to upgrade this church. That's my task
Why it's taking so long to import this oh
I got it
Charcoal kiln? Storage is full. Uh-oh.
It's just, yeah, we don't have enough transporters right now. That's kind of just a, we just
need more warehouse workers.
Hold on, where are these wagon people coming from?
These are all Snorehouse people, right?
Okay.
Okay, now that we have this, I wonder if I can, how this is going to work.
So if I want to, oh, is the salt worker done?
There's only eight salt left here.
So I wonder if I need to do a combo of a granary and then put a trade post next to it.
Like is this not enough goods?
Use them as a martyr connection, I'll allow you to senders who give you this in another
region.
Make sure you have a long hand because if you're visiting a morbidland, it may block
yourself permanently.
Oh my god.
So how do I bring resources here?
You have to first do the pack station.
It like did not work.
I need one wood.
You need to set a bill to start there and start from scratch.
Where is the settlers camp though?
I need to make a settlement. Okay, that makes sense.
I'm blind. I don't see it.
Admin tab? Where the hell do you see admin tab?
What?
Oh, like administrator building?
Oh not enough goods. Oh cuz I'm poor shit now. Oh wait what? Wait what? Your regional wealth
so do I have to transfer wealth here or something? I wonder if I have to access
the treasury and transfer wealth to that region somehow. You need wealth on your guy, not the
region. Well, you just collect it from taxes, they can be used for diplomacy. So now I can't
do anything until... are you serious?
I
Rate a brigand camp to get the money. There's not a lot of where there's no brigand camps nearby
Yeah, I just don't want my approval rating to go down and then we barely get any new citizens. That's my problem
That's my problem. I lose so much approval rating.
Yeah, I'll be here tomorrow.
Yeah, let's just do 5%.
What do we do next here?
These are all under construction.
Loot the camp in that region for wealth.
Hold up, hold up.
Let me, let me make an army.
I swear the only way to make an army is to upgrade these.
I have to wait. Hold up. This one's almost done.
And then make this into...
Yes. Spears.
So this is now a blacksmith's workshop.
Yes, we'll do that next.
Damn, this little bit takes for a while.
I'm waiting here.
Yeah, let's do a boy's workshop.
I
Now hopefully they get constructed
Yeah, we have no one working right now like bro, where are all my people?
Well, what the hell is this I just pulled this guy out what happened zero families
Brother
It's wrap out here
It is rough out here
At least our timbers back
Shit we're not anybody dude
They don't need stable workers.
Lies, yes you do.
paragraph here what the heck is this out of the outlaws
I don't need you bro
does he not want to talk
oh you actually drop it right there not underneath
letter sent that's all I wrote
I'm still locked. I don't know what the hell to do right now. I feel like everything is
lost okay what if I hire local thugs and have them run
and kill the mercenaries.
Should I do that?
No, I have enough houses.
These are all abandoned houses.
abandoned just no one, you know, moving in there yet.
I don't know, man. I guess you're just kind of chill.
Wait until this actually pops off.
They still don't have fuel, bro. I don't know why you have no fuel, dude.
It's like I need a storehouse there. I swear this marketplace is useless
Maybe I didn't make another storehouse there so they can like put some shit
Let's see if that helps I didn't link me the aisle update
What?
LooterFlooched being claimed. Oh, they're claiming it. Resolve the claim on the battlefield?
I don't think I want to do that. What I can do though is hire the bugs and tell them to
go attack this tent that I did not check but hopefully they can do this.
Where are the thugs?
Where are you guys at?
Where are they?
What the hell?
Oh, there they are.
They're booking it right now.
Wait.
What?
Did I just hire people who are at Lunar Flushed?
Oh, okay.
And now they're running all the way from the north to the south.
They killed these guys.
Here, kill them instead.
Actually no, this is my lab now, isn't it?
yeah I kill these guys
let's see they're going
yeah don't get tired when you get there you're almost there actually they're
almost here all right here we go here we go here we go they're in kind of
all right let's see how they do
another rulers army was cited all right mess them up boys
I like how they have no fatigue after traveling.
so far. Easy. Where's the tent? Good trip, boys. We won. Okay, now how does this work?
How do we claim this?
How do we claim the money?
But searching through that and me blogging to try to search for goods, they could be sent to your people who surely need them though, is your right to keep it.
Um, to the nearest town.
Oh, there we go, 132 Gs.
Geez.
All right, nice.
Um, have...
I still have...
You guys are still hired, so go try to kill them.
Good luck.
Oh, my God.
I need 250 gold for this, actually, so I need two camps.
Hopefully they can do this.
I think they're gonna die, but maybe oh
Yeah, we're sorry there you guys are dead you guys are dead. There's no way
Yeah, yeah, Gigi
Gigi voice
I'm good boys. I'm good. I think we're going to hit up some counter strike. I think that's
So we're at ETS2.
The aisle has T-Rexes, bro.
You should do like a big patch that has a trailer.
That's cool, though.
One quick step up month is?
Yeah, usually their trailers are wicked good.
We're hoppin' in, boys.
We're hoppin' in.
Do a case every win, no.
I don't think so.
Oh
Oh my god, you killed him bro. He was innocent you piece of shit
Don't do it man. Don't do it. Oh my god. Okay. Come on, man.
Oh wow, we made it.
Um, no ancient, no overpass, I'll play all the other maps.
You're done bro, you're done.
What?
Why did it just turn me that way?
I think my mouse is too far away from my pointer.
Dude, Nuke is great, bro.
Sekiro-wen?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this- bro, okay, bro.
That was like the twins.
What the heck even was that?
Oh, this guy is, uh...
This guy.
Hi.
Why?
N.A.'s...
Only Hope.
Alright, let's see what we have here.
Why was it puffing away from my crosshair?
Two banana
What?
Wait, what was that music?
Why was it puffing away from my crosshair?
Uh huh
It's like the... it wasn't on the crosshair
It's a good second hit to absolutely probably universe something
oh yeah my hacks were messed up there we go I fixed it
three nades mid
two boiler
one nade two boiler
another one arch
He's so low, man, he's dead.
Man, they're... they look like poor NCT spawn.
Oh yeah, shot the air and killed him.
Let's go on the ground.
Nothing good, nothing good.
I'm throwing a grenade.
I'm on the cross.
I'm throwing a grenade.
Nice.
Nice!
What a nice!
One tank dead.
This team is good, I don't have to do any specific...
good team right after do anything
was good
gotta be saving
no way this guy's gonna peak
hell
Just make some gun noises clean clean
What do you mean it doesn't matter after time?
Is that only T's? They still got the same money, got they?
No.
Yeah, I think it's just for surviving their own.
The hype train is broken.
Is it now?
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
only one
One's all made with an AK and one CG
Okay.
Did that one?
Ow!
See this one, look at that.
Oh, execute, oh, execute.
Terrorists win.
Bro, he said...
He said CT spawn and then he was mid.
Pushed apps last round, spy.
one pushed me
I like this crosshair
I'm throwing it with eight
It's a nice crosser right there.
how is this man 24k in premiere
oh
Maybe boosted I know this guy wants to be commit so bad
two on that side
flash
He's too close to be
Mm-mm
Orcs he could have all
Let's push a plane they have no response be we can go be here. He's on his own left corner
My dad
I
Said so he's looking lame one be one on a site
Just come back to you. Oh my god. I got stuck on every fucking pillar
We just get out of there
There's one
Oh!
You got this.
Now!
I'll jump up on you on the boxes.
Damn!
I
Should go be there. I don't know. I don't be going at three stuff on a we already have 50
He killed him
Literally one on each side. We were telling us
I was thinking when I'm back when we had a five you four
Maybe
I can flash you up at mid if you want to go.
What is he, Hepple?
He just blew all of his ammo in mid.
Insane, right?
Actually, right there?
Okay.
Hepple, okay.
That's amazing right there.
right there. It was actually on that corner.
What are you going to do about it?
the jigglep
when is your turn to play buddy what do you know about robin play man alright
save you as no man
BapapapapapapapaNBAnB BannBannBannBannBannBann
Yo I'm not being here I just say I'm out of kills this first place okay
What I need to do is full save
Can we just be taking B, they just waste your utility in the first three seconds
Uh-uh.
I just haven't seen a lot of people to fight.
OK?
Quicky to the out.
Repeat in all middle.
I don't like this.
Oh my god dude.
CT flashed one of mine.
Like I was actually pushed up there?
That's crazy.
Good.
I'm gonna go get the smoke.
There's actually a sandbag.
I'm gonna get the flash, that smoke is coming through.
Hey yo, Aynon, thank you man.
Thank you, bro.
Grab.
One's charged, one CT.
Nah, he's saving.
Really?
Saving.
Ah, I got money.
Ah, here we go, here we go.
Hi, here we go, here we go.
Pop-ragging.
This dude, AWPing, has constantly jumped over mid.
Now, I'm gonna anticipate the jump and he's not gonna jump and he's gonna crouch and
kill me.
And I'm gonna be sad.
I know, but I'm gonna assume he's gonna jump again.
I
Fuckin
You call it you sir, I think
One flanking banana
No
the one kid all back out dude that guy's such a fuck with his little shimmy
walrus peak bro that guy hundred and forty that shotgun from like halfway down
He does like a weird shimmy peek he knows bro
You're gonna do a shimmy or I just say not
Yeah, what is this guy's job? Does this guy practice the greatest drum? What is this angle?
One right side.
He used to write a book.
He's up too.
One in, uh, Harman?
Yeah, one more down, so there's something.
Harman's dead.
Bomb down.
I got a pit.
Yeah, bomb down around.
That's your B-place.
One in, um, library.
All the way going Arch.
No.
run to fucking air
yeah you're coming in from there
I think they're already both roads ahead though
yeah but we're in the car
we're in the car
he's very good on this one
the last guy, is he gonna peek?
He's B, he's coming up mid.
I'm gonna get mid or saving in B site.
It's good saving.
Ha ha ha!
No, don't blow up!
That is sad you won
Yo, yo, Russian rush out something you won
What are you doing, but I'm just playing the game right I'm just playing the game. Okay, it's not all it's not all clicking right now
I'm going to throw the flashback.
One car.
I'll moll in the rest.
One push up.
Two push banana.
One fall.
Yeah baby.
Yeah, I mean I need help.
Smart orange.
There's two in I think.
Yeah, one's close banana.
Let's get a banana.
I got him in mid.
Purple, he's watching it.
The timing, he peeked, I moved.
He peeked, I moved.
This is surprising for a pug on Inferno, winning so heavily to your side.
one more, he's arched
brother, pick yourself, brother, pick yourself
That's all I need oh god my nose scratches okay
Can you show me your smoke blue?
Huh?
Here, let that abode do something.
Head A, quick.
One site.
Share your mode.
Here.
That's the guy that killed me.
I think there's two of you.
I'm smoking.
Smoke!
I'm on my way.
I think he's my humana.
No, bro, why'd I peek?
Why did I peek, man?
Why did I peek?
I should have let him push side.
I should have flashed out.
I should have I should have flashed out and then just did a shimmy instead of holding
I'll play Rison.
Damn man.
Let's go forb you this round.
I'm on a dome.
What are we going to do?
Get a molly too.
Get a molly or are you going to fight him?
No.
What was that lag again?
I don't know.
Uh-uh.
Get a molly or you're going to try and get one of these.
Oh.
What was that lag?
I got a push forward.
One bomb banana.
I
Yep
We threw a brow we threw now we're gonna lose the whole match
Oh
Shit, maybe they have it he killed the guy ramp
They're taking B.
They're in it.
One planting.
Are you faked?
Oh!
Planting out.
Hold on, the smoke's about to disappear.
Oh.
now these two guys was kind of lit
yeah they changed some of the
animations for the guns oh I want to op that I'm scared I'm gonna get one tapped
What I have to happen
And somebody goes to me
All right, here we go here we go
I
One ramp almost half man
I'm gonna save one more when they smoke I'm gonna flash
Flash grill
Oof
Smoke man
That's my close
Don't I hit that die orange? Yeah, I don't know. Are you okay?
That's me, that's me
Oh, he's already inside
This game is awful
one of them is gushed, he's sitting oranges right now, another one's water
I mean one of them is basically dead, I think he's going to put the gun down
yeah, should have just saved there, huh?
Honestly, we threw, man. We threw when we gave him that first round.
That was stupid of us.
It's a way small, baby.
You're really beautiful.
That was kind of dumb.
I didn't know he could get through the site until you see it. I'm not bad.
I feel like they're going to rush me this round.
Okay, these kids are gay.
Bro, these guys are fucking maids.
Holy shit.
Well, damn.
Why the heck are they on me?
One second, mate.
no way you came back down banana bro what are you doing bro that guy definitely had
bomb or something and the time in there
interesting you heard you running true
Not wrong, not wrong!
They actually mo-capped the chicken that's where all of the funding went a bunch of chickens mo-capped
All right, we have to come back here if we lose this round I think final nail in the coffin
Well that's not good.
Oh, your smoke or mine is.
I'll mid Boiler making noise.
I'm not mid.
Stay alive Green, I left you.
Watch barrels.
Nice.
Nice. Two out of, two out of apps.
Open apps still. I'm watching your mid yellow.
Yeah, we've lost. One's on site now.
I'm trying to back up. Two, it's half HP on site.
Planting default.
Nice safe
That one
This guy's low and we needed that bro. We needed that
Bro, we needed that.
Alright, now we're in the throw session.
That ain't good, boys.
That ain't good.
That's not good.
I'm only fired.
Stay.
I'm going to flashbang.
Smoke.
Grenade!
I'm not sending banana.
One more.
Just rotate orange.
Sure.
Nice.
Yeah.
I'm moving.
Okay, 1 HP bottom in.
That's not throw.
We got bomb.
Is he low?
He should be. I sprayed a full MP9 at him.
Wait, team is flanking, this is the peak.
Yeah.
I'm just trying to keep this.
Dude, I shot 30 shots at him, point blank for 58 and 4.
I don't know why I ever tried spraying that shitgun.
Can anyone opt for a 4?
Shit man!
I still don't know about this brown
I'll pick all those
Perfect
one
I just be walking in here careful apartment clear they're gonna come be might be
What?
I'm here, I'm here.
I'm here.
here apparently apartment wasn't clear unless he was just on the border
fire
you're just on the border
that's crazy in the front
can I say a map?
I don't know if you get any buys on me
two guys flashed
it's one of those nibbufs
yeah
gotta make it fair
I don't have 11 assist
Wow
Fall back to site. I'm gonna play in library
It's open play lately
I'm not one close
One apps too late say close banana. No, that was a you don't think they're working a
One HP down.
B. Smokes.
One site A.
It's a three on three over there.
I probably drop one.
Yeah.
Okay, she got a little buggy.
Oh my gosh, she got an owl.
Shut up, little bunny.
Move inside.
I'm gonna play inside.
I have to boil her, I hear something.
Yeah, I'm gonna peek over this, or crouch, and help with it.
Boy, little one, they should be.
I'm ready to go.
Trying to push the apartment.
They're trying to work the apartment right now.
Yeah, I'm seeing you.
Dude, that timing was amazing, two and pit.
Dude, what even is this round?
The godliest flash and nade timing, oh my god.
Oh my god, this is my edge during the shooting.
Damage.
Okay, that's why.
Oh my god.
Probably not safe.
Just pushing the smokes.
I'm boosting bad, you know, not how I come on.
I have a lot.
Yeah, I'm boosting.
I'm not flashing from a car and trying to deek someone.
I'm on HV at home.
why are you in China right now bro one back apartment just don't die on me
please why are you all the way there I should have just held
They're coming.
Yeah, it's B.
Just saving.
So you can get up the lounge.
the one HP one dad the galoski I know they've been pushing apartments every
round the one round I pushed the guys just holding back that's crazy
Alright, I'm gonna pull off some crazy shit here.
Oh, I want to peek and kill this guy so bad, but it's a 50-50 on me getting shit on.
I have a good spawn, I could maybe...
Can you save your grenade for later? We can lay it if I need a barrel.
I left my grenade on site.
4v5.
Grenade out.
One helmet.
I think he's right by the smoke.
I can see over the smoke.
They're throwing incendiary.
There.
I'm going to shoot them right now.
20 speed bomb.
Flashbang.
Incendiary.
Oh, you saved me, bro.
Holy shit.
I'll be there.
How long?
Yeah, I lost him.
You got a little bit of time
He's helping. Yeah, help me. Not tight, not tight.
Where you going?
of
the
way for us
of the
the
Yo, you know me
Yo, double double day like three quarters the way down
What is this spread
Maybe one more bit up there?
Here?
Could be laying.
On dead close.
Fuck it, leave him. Make him come in.
That's okay.
Okay.
Please slow peek, please.
All I need is a triangle.
I have to go right in there and bro, come on man.
He's gonna peek.
Slow peek.
That's one man, I think he might be tagged.
Flash.
Both towards Arch.
Dude, that guy knew the angle, I was holding completely dude.
Still, still Arch.
30 seconds, just chill.
Arch.
Maybe soon.
Nice!
Good shot!
Dude, so much damage to any kills, that's crazy.
I remember when you guys were saying Spectator, POV, etc, etc, well...
Come on, man.
Come on, bro.
Come on, man.
didn't change my mind all really nice
All righty 1-0 that was a nice that was a nice inferno right there
Oh God how long was I relevant for?
What do we have here? How do I find this?
So I just linked to this
Zach Bussey
2015, bruh.
2015, dude, wait.
I've been streaming longer from 2015, but you know.
That was the peak, bruh.
Now we're sunsetting.
Now you know.
It is what it is, though, whatever.
It was fun.
It was a fun time, bruh.
It was a good time.
It was a good time to hold.
A good time, bro.
Two-year hold?
Damn, two-year?
Was that a one-year or a two-year hold?
Damn, me and Summit fucking locked that shit in.
Oh and then Fortnite. Yeah, I'm just saying I discovered BR. Okay, I know I'm the history books
but not only did it change the gaming landscape but also was the first time when a mainstream one came out.
Oh, Midnight Fall.
The timing.
There's Ninjas with Fortnite's insane boom.
That's interesting.
Oh, shit, man.
Good times, bro. Good times. And now it's just like a downfall from here. It's just like a
slow fall.
There's XQC.
There it is.
We must win.
Hello?
Whoa!
Ha!
Bleh.
Let's go.
I
Who chose this map, oh my god
As one sec
One sign, you're wrong.
What else should we go ahead?
Another one site.
One truck, one truck.
One dinged.
One was still on the other.
Should be jump up close.
I think you heard that one.
Bank bank bank
of
the
of
the
of
That's my way to get an off fast.
I'm running today.
I'm running.
Alrighty.
I just needed myself.
Oh, what the?
One more on site monster
That was rough
BOOM!
Where the hell is this bomb?
This is damn map.
All righty.
No Arc Raiders.
I love the game, man, I'm just, I need a, I need a different carrot.
The only thing would be going in and just PvPing happily, you know?
all righty
stay AFK, I should be lost when I get back to 5 players
of
his love
that heck was that two smokes on site
Another site, near truck.
One bank, there's two there, doing the smoke, another one.
They had like so many people on site. What is going on here?
I've got the whole flashed sand flying.
I was lunchin' tomorrow, I'm sorry, but I thought we had that one in it.
Hmm, it's a recipe.
Oh.
Like a flash over.
Is that it?
The days are over.
I
Won't you be top snack
Check back
Nice and truck and one broken.
Is that an incendiary round?
Truck is off.
The truck is off.
Obscure the enemy, guys.
I don't like this.
We're still face looking at me.
dude the timing on your feet bro
dead
up dead
one more, one more truck
mate
man, man, man, man
All the lights have been used.
Counter-terrorists win.
Sorry, I was distracted.
You could be trapped up there.
That's a G.
They didn't op looking long last round, so yeah.
I'm gonna boost up.
Yep, he's there.
That's one water.
He's still watching, hold on.
I swear I heard one.
Drop dead.
Drop, drop, drop.
I'm all it all for.
Dude.
Oh my god, bro.
Insane flash.
Front bathroom.
Jump up.
front bathroom jump up
20 seconds
We need to take short control or something because they keep taking it and they know we're
not there.
So, somebody come with me short, we need at least three mollies and then smoke the molly
They're taking film.
Someone come with me short, please.
5
3
yellow you don't talk. Wait guys just give us a second.
Can you see barrels? I'm watching barrels.
What? Close. Close. We're small patrol.
Just show he's gonna walk up
yellow i think you did that
the
city
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
someone drop orange I can drop one
oh you got it
can we bro here careful no bro
two or three i heard
two more two more two more connected
these flashes read a book
Connector 2, one has an AK.
That's my bad, I did not know there was three.
Did I not call this one?
No you did but they just rushed me down so I didn't know there was three of them.
I was other too
One in front of us! One in grenade!
One top top!
There's still one top top!
He's still top top!
I'm moving!
f**king load
load bastard
f**king load
load bastard
f**king load
this is a log bast
f**king load
F**KER TRASH
ah
All right, I need to pop off here brav and throwing in a fk. All right here we go
I
Doc tug what up man. Thank you, bro
Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
Oh my god, where am I going?
One more, come on
He's in stairs, in stairs, if you walk down.
Come on dude.
I'm down.
I got the best.
One is wrecked on site.
Last water.
He's a bit tagged, just chill though.
Yeah, the war is gone for this.
You can go monster.
I'm still, I'm still watered I'm still watered trying to push
He's going back up connector He could've javaded
And I was trying to tag him slightly, but no.
I hate this map.
Oh, there's been clean damn.
Terrorists win.
Yeah, Dr. Jekyll, thank you man.
Honestly didn't I get a hundred HP?
I was like just chill, you could have helped.
up to me like are you not watching it bro what are you doing bro you're out no
no indicator, I thought it was really watching the stairs or something
I'm behind it, I'm behind it
GG
needed that round
faster, faster
I can't say anything I've been my husband somewhere else
It's over boys. I don't know how we could potentially win this. We have to do the craziest
shit ever. MP9 and a dream round.
I'm calm
What else I have monster?
Dude
GG
No calm, no drop monster
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Kick me bro kick me kick me bro I throw for the team I throw
back to the cozy man and the lord mountains I'm there right now I just had the the governor's
house just has a gaming PC bro with a time travel machine
I love this one's pushing blame bathroom right now bathroom
How do you make it so your radar is not like this I know I heard him but for some reason
I thought it was my teammate.
One more lane.
That guy does not die bro.
I got a force field around him
I'm low on flowerpot
Nice, that was him
I'm back
Kind of like from bathroom for the right
Look on me
Okay, yeah.
I'll take it fast.
That's my pilot.
Right.
One in connector.
right brow right sure man sure instruction take one through the wall
before. The match was cursed. When I joined, I apologize.
Let's go.
Bannan, bannan, bannan, bannan, bannan out.
Throwing smoke.
I'm not gonna...
I'm fountain.
A log.
We need out.
Throwing smoke.
The view looks clear. Water's clear, monster's clear.
another one long
one's in T spawn
one long
long dead
long dead, bomb long
probably found playgrounds
he's long, one long
Oh, this guy is a god. Don't pick this guy.
That guy's having the game of his life right now. He's fracking everybody.
That one sounds clear, watch your be here.
Too lit.
Oh.
Dude, why it?
Dude, this guy is such a wrap.
One connected.
Your whole team is literally in B site and you're just walking in there like okay, bro
Last guy was gone. Like are you kidding me three your teammates are rushing?
This monster, right?
Oh dear
It's over, isn't it?
Bomb has been planted.
Yup.
Bomb has been planted.
bomb has been plundered
I
Gg was I
I got on I have nothing to say I threw everything I'm bad. Yes, I agreed
Agreed
Yes, yes.
There we go again, I think so.
I don't know where we're going, bro.
All right.
Don't worry, I have 650 hours and I'm still silver too, nice.
All right, never again, I don't want to play the, I would rather play ancient.
We're gonna Mirage, aren't we?
All right, where we going?
I didn't think I would say anything.
Wait is this my last match before I'm ranked?
I don't mind anything.
I don't mind, did I kind of like it?
Was this the last one?
Was there some more?
Hmm last match ever do a trade-up you'll win how
Should I go for the hyper beast and just sell them yellow yellow beast
Yellow
These are Reds, right?
These fellas are gonna regret waking up this morning.
3-1
of
the
of
the
Oww.
Flank, full rotation dude.
Yikes.
Disgusting.
Disgusting
This is why you don't come be
This is why you don't come be no
I'm going to smoke mid, although.
That's unfortunate.
the
come on you lurky lurk lurk
on the
Turkey!
That was Alba.
Watch your head.
Aye!
Aye.
Locking, locking!
Oh, keep smoking, Alba.
Fuel's on me too.
Yeah, who's default that?
All right, here we go, sunshiny music.
one up there, behind you
This isn't good. This isn't good.
That's bad.
Oh
Boys I got it I did it was a trade-up dude it was a trade-up
I should have left them the rooms.
See you right after.
I'm going flashbang.
Get on the terrace.
See even not even shooting it's just having the off in my hand makes everybody perform better
Very nice
Clean nice
4750 decoy
of the
death of the
death of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I can flash you in when you're ready orange
Not a nice road they weren't expecting it, but they expected it
My orange
I'm pushing smoke with an AWP works okay it is unexpected
I have no use on B.
I'm pretty good at sniper.
Watch this BBBBB lobby.
I'm dead.
of
death of
One's by Long, one's by Pillar.
I'm dead, bro.
I forgot to finish, pretty.
Save.
Yeah.
Pillar, one.
I'm saving, bro.
It's too late, yeah.
I should have lucked the first time,
but I thought he was gonna push when we got the kill.
Terrorists win.
Oh, I need like a solid save dude, we have a nice solid save.
it's a jordic
let's keep it going
actually got the molly up
One day can site what that was in
We're all so close and damaged I did damage to one guy and shot all the way up
Red Lab.
Nice, that shit mid.
Mid right now, smoke out.
Careful, don't let-
lots of mid right now.
What?!
That's near.
Okay.
The best swim.
Bad smoking middle this round.
two
pushing on the B, we're both in the cave, that site
oh my, okay
One's dinked on, yep.
One high climb!
Dead.
One me three.
which is the best owner
smoking with
we are out of here
shoulda played mb
or not, not no one's mid
It's smoke out, Harry.
No vision, bit.
This one bit, though.
one HP on D
don't know
high bombs down mid
oh my god
I don't even know man, not even know, getting outplayed, I don't even know bro, they're
like all over the map.
Oh they're all over the map man.
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death
of
the
death
Well, okay.
Alright, he did a lot for good, or is downloading hacks.
One or the other.
Can we do a cave rush here?
I'm going to smoke short B and I'm going to molly long B.
I'll come up the ramp as you guys are coming out cave.
Is that cool?
Yeah.
Blue, we're doing cave rush.
Cave rush.
Like this.
We can win.
We can win! We can win!
We can win this!
First person jump the corners.
Ow!
I'm playing.
I'm playing bomb march.
I'm playing bullet coffin.
One's hit.
The dirty is holding GG he's holding bomb defuse
Wow
We need all these rounds, can we play like a passive round?
See if they rush mid or rush ramp.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I don't have the A push.
Someone hold up up.
One day.
Alright, let's get close to RLAA, let's go!
R&D
I'm expecting it properly
Did I just see a shadow?
I'm smoking down, I agree.
Go bye, Christmas.
Christmas time.
I love Christmas.
I love it!
Glaciamiche!
Uh, could we do a B rush, and then orange, can you hold, like, cat?
Like, make sure they don't push cave and jump up while we run in.
I have god glasses for B.
Uh, purple, smoke them, molly for green.
Okay, bro, right through.
Two more.
Dude, Molly, no pressure, just jumped up, saw me, and killed me, okay?
Yeah, but I wasn't...
of
the
death
of
the
Okay, if we do see another one, if we do a fast mid-to-donut, I'm going to smoke Red Room
and I'm going to flash for you guys.
I like that idea.
I like this guy in comms.
He's trying to salvage the moves.
I think I hit it.
That one's a little weird.
I have to move.
The flashes will be there.
hit it that one's a little weird I have to move the flashes will be there
I'm just trying bro, I'm just trying dude.
These guys only cure Aztec.
The only thing I can think of.
Come on, come on, let's go!
I don't like that elbow.
There's two in Donut.
Two more.
Dude, no, bro.
Come on.
One more on site.
No bro, come on come on one more on site
That's guy doing it
Oh orange stop a k for up
Is anyone able to Molly jump up?
No.
Nah, I don't want any cases bro.
I'm all set.
Thank you though dude.
I'm just trying to pick this guy up.
two on B, one dead, one more on B
I'm on B.
Oh, no.
It's on B.
Jump off clear.
Let's hold CT.
Falk!
I'm throwing a flashbang.
I just got the other hand
Should I want the other angle?
I've been in all my hands
Does anyone know red smoke or cave?
I know red
Can you go throw a cape, red, and then go cat to mid?
And then blue and orange, can you guys wait for them to get there and then go mid at the same time?
I'm gonna smoke off your...
I'm smoking off caves so you guys can get up.
Alright, orange and blue, get ready to go mid, green's coming.
Flashing, get ready to go. Flashing.
What's going on?
Smoked it.
You're a sweet.
Alright, alright.
Hold up, hold up.
Thank you.
Could we do the same thing?
yep I need my double digits here
my double digits
when a purple and green gets a cat
purple and green start pushing
I'm just doing it.
One bright cave.
Oh.
There are like 50 things at elbow
No, first we need
Okay
Dropping you blue
You get a smoke for the body
I need to kill this guy and jump up
Nooo!
Feels bad.
Yeah, I think we're good on counter strike bullies I think I'm burnt here on CS
We're going next boys, where are we going next boys?
Here's the next place we're going.
Where are we headed?
Returnal?
Geoguessir?
I'm sorry.
Boys I'm chilling here boys. I'm ending early. I'll be on tomorrow.
Executive decision I'm ending early.
I apologize.
I'm ending early.
I'll see you guys tomorrow, okay?
Jujus people.
Enjoy the rest of your night, people, all right?
I'll be on tomorrow, Thursday day off, back to it,
Sunday, vote for subs, Sunday.
I'mma end it here, boys.
I'll see you guys tomorrow, okay?
Peace out, people, jujus.
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