You
I
Oh my god.
so late. What am I doing? I apologize, guys. I would have said something. Super, super
late. 1000 gifties. 1000 gifties. Bro, at this point the whole channel is just gifted
At this point, come on, man.
That's a thousand gifties, brother.
Let me see.
Can you even do a thousand?
Can I just straight up one tap a thousand?
I don't know, man.
Let me see.
Where is this?
Oof.
Hold on, Matt. Come on, tWitch. What are we doing here, man?
1,000 gifty arenas.
All right.
Let's see if this works.
Please, please, please.
I need this.
1000 gift ease, bro.
Oh, Lee.
God damn, dude.
There it goes.
That payment was it was around that that didn't seem like a bill amount. It did it did that was a tax.
It knows the tax right there.
I got gifted, thank you.
Peaky blinda, peaky blinda.
The immortal man.
Yeah, I watched like the first three seasons of Peaky Blinders and then I kind of stopped
But it was good it was great I it was great I enjoyed it I
Watched it while it aired
But then I kind of just like fell off of it
But yeah, I don't know what did they do they're doing like a movie now or something
He's like a movie or something. He's coming back.
He wasn't blind all along.
He's not a peeky blinder anymore.
He's a squeaky.
Something.
Thanks for the gift sub.
I think Twitch scam, the 1000 giftie
and gifty ain't no way I didn't get it.
Pro.
Come on, man.
What do we do?
What are you doing, bro?
What are you doing?
They should it should maybe prioritize like a couple for
like the people who've like followed or watched the longest
or something.
It should be like a smart gift, not like a general
gift but I don't know how they've done it. That should have probably been built into some degree.
But still, it includes people not even in chat. So then some people get the notification who
You've never seen the stream and then you get the first time chatters.
It's kind of like a pay to win.
Because then people who aren't in your bubble might get a, what the hell is this guy?
Click.
Thanks man.
Next thing you know, they're watching your stream.
That's fucked up, bro.
pay to win. But yes, check out Giantus Playground. Let me see, is there anything, bro? I am lost
right now after Resident Evil, Seasonal Game Depression, whatever the fuck. I'm lost, man.
nothing is hitting. I need to find something that just clicks. Double whammy. Double whammy.
Oh, I'm looking for a good background. The one I have is horrible. Play Hogwarts, bro. I don't
No, man, I don't think it's a replay game.
I don't think it is.
Control time?
Nah.
Nah, this one's not bad.
Indiana, meh.
Indiana sounded cool, and I'm kind of like whatever.
You know?
Hogwarts is boring AF.
Yeah, you gotta be in like the Hogwarts mood.
What do we have here what's going on here cyberpunk 27 and the witcher 30s huge each
time just got was we're an error see for ourselves, but I will honor any sales made
Broba a fucking little a shirt off of the witcher 30 store
And he's happy now
I got you this fucker shimmy's. I got you this fucker shimmy's.
Play as Santa in Arc Raiders and donate loot bro. I don't got shit in my inventory bro.
There's uh what is this? Nothing. Um, Calisto Protocol is free to claim on Epic Games,
Lull, Polisto protocol. You know what? For free, why not?
It ain't no $60, but for free, come on bro. That's now how much you're in the
boot for it. Now it's like, it's a waste of time. Well, you know,
somebody enjoyed it.
I don't see anything new in the gaming world. I don't see anything
you. E33 graded an arc, probably no one gives a shit. That's an old conversation. No one
fucking cares. If you still care, you got a mental illness probably everybody's moved
on. No one gives a shit. Pick one play one or play both. And then the fourth option
Fucking next subject
Everybody got the goddamn
Awards all right. They've already digested it. All right, they moved on bro. Why are you stuck there? Why are you stuck?
Bro wakes up still mad about this
Bro, it's been like a month
I
Revisit chivalry to
Rose anybody is I mean I could you know what I could bow an arrow in fucking ship to you I could I
Could hold the line I
Just don't know if anyone's playing ship to
Don't make me glad you and glory again chat don't make me bro, okay, that's an easy one-hour stall
It involves the community
Bada Bing
We like Gladio I know bro free easy clap I wish he actually sold me the game
boot up some hunt. Um,
man, our Lord's is fun. I'm a
little, I'm a little bored right
now of it. I don't know. I feel
like I'm stun locked in the
game and I don't feel like
progressing. It's a good
It's a good ass game though. It's a good ass game.
It does seem like it's the type of game where you have to connect the trade routes.
It's like having four different sections and each section needs to trade amongst themselves
based off of what unlimited resource they have.
And then you have to like import and export to some degree
to like constantly have a high regional wealth.
I mean, I see where you're going with the game.
I just, that part of it I kind of left with.
I was more enjoying the building of my city.
I don't know though, I would start over again though.
I can see how you kind of get screwed a little bit
I'm playing ghost of Tsushima right now will you play ghost of Yotae I
Don't think so dude
Did the aisle not release a trailer for the t-rex they added
Yote was great sure but like you know Yote is the type of game that you need to you
want to play it right when it's out piping hot right off the fucking skittle this whatever
the fuck it's called skillet not the skittle um no i don't know yote bro i don't know if
i'd ever go back and play that i had to play it right then and there i can't i can't imagine
myself being like, oh fuck, I'm gonna go play that. I don't see it.
Play EFT for fucks, FFS.
What?
You know what that means?
you can see the new stuff in the aisle here oh my 26 minutes bro are you
kidding me dude I still love the fact that they keep patching the aisle though
it's nice it's nice bro I could I could go back I could be a dinosaur the
The servers are probably still popping off.
The Isle is fun, but I'm at the age where it also does fucking sedate me.
So there's a chance I could fall asleep.
Prototype replay, it's like a jungle environment.
like beep beep you hear the dinosaur it's actually kind of nice bro it sounds
like a setting on one of those fucking sound things you can buy like fall asleep
too prototype prototype I have actually never played this game before does it
hold up. I've never played it. I think I like played it at like a
GameStop. Actually, no, I've never been to one 19 actually, maybe.
I don't know. It's all right. It's dated.
Infamous was better. Infamous is a PlayStation exclusive,
though. New map in egg game? Fuck that. Okay, bro.
Wait, infamous was a PlayStation exclusive, right?
I remember second sun more than the first one.
Number 2009, mm, mm, mm.
Two holds up better graphically, but you would have to play one to get two.
It's one of those games.
Second one is better and holds up.
Yeah, but doesn't make sense to play this shit.
That doesn't make sense.
play like Gears 2 first. Even if it is better. Yeah, I've actually never played this game before.
Five wins in Street Fighter? Okay, bro.
You don't need to play the first one. Is it actually worth playing? I could.
good. Yurt is this good shit? Or is it like it was okay? Is the story good? Have you thought
What about doing a gamer gauntlet reset if you lose?
It's not open world, it's a littier game.
Hmm.
It's hard to get these games to run on modern PC.
Oh really?
Is this game you gotta do like a some config shit?
I would replay Okorina of Time.
Ocarina?
Excuse me, it's Akari the bitch. Okay, bro. You know what the fuck I'm saying
Oak arena I
Would I would I'd be a good nostalgic game sure why not
Why not it'd be so nice if you could emulate it though
Like can I play that shit at 1440p?
If you play it off the switch too, there's going to be like black bars or something.
There are texture packs.
Give me a fucking video, bro.
Like the breath of the wild.
Breath of the wild was so much better than fucking tears of the kingdom, bro.
I fucking threw that shit in the trash so fast.
I don't know what to tell you, bro.
I guess I'm not a gamer.
Breath of the wild hit so good.
I just heard, oh my God, I didn't, I bear, I was like, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
Breath was great.
I remember not liking Breath of the Wild and then playing that shit again and it grew
on me and I was like, I see the light.
I was sick.
I'm playing that shit maxed out on your PC, dude.
I mean, they pulled off the art style.
The aesthetic is so nice.
It's one to one Zelda on PC.
I've seen that game.
I'm not playing that shit.
I'm not gonna play that shit, bro.
I wanna play, if I'm gonna play it,
Ocarina of Tom, I'm gonna play that.
OOT PC port?
I'm talking like you can stretch 1440p,
like how you can get breath of wild
to see what the potential could be
if it wasn't shit on by a...
23, I made a video showing how to play
the Legend of Zelda, offering of time.
Switches hardware.
Using the ship of Harkinian PC ports.
It's since reached almost
350,000 views, but it's definitely out of date now.
So today I'm back with a brand new guide,
which is more concise, accurate, and completely up to date for 2025 and beyond.
This version should stay relevant going into 2026, and I'll keep the pinned comment updated
with any important changes or new versions as they come out.
Shipwreck Arkinian is an unofficial PC port for Ocarina of Time, developed by Hawkeye
Mishis that enhances and modernizes the original Nintendo 64 release, adding things
like white screen, 60fps, 4K visuals, and full mod and texture support.
this guide I will also show you how to add an optional 4k texture back to the game
as well as going over this looks like it would be cozy I know everybody and their
mother has seen like speedruns that yeah yeah yeah shield we've all seen that
shit okay I would just play it like a fucking noob who got it for the first
time
alright we've all seen the speedruns okay this would be a slow run since this
This is not an emulator, all you need is the port itself and a copy of the Ocarina of Time debug ROM.
This is still the best way to experience Ocarina of Time today, so for anyone looking to play
for the first time or if you're returning, this is exactly the right place to play.
Yeah, this feels like it could be good shit.
How to set all this up?
I like remember playing this game.
I remember, but like snippets.
It's snippets of playing it.
it was obviously great at the time I remembered the fucking
the bullshit with the bombs and going up
uh to what's his face is shit
or those people who are the dudes
or the dudes who live in like the volcano
all right so yeah it was the fire temple is always that you're going to need to do is get
yourself a copy of awkward yeah I would actually fucking do this bro I don't
know I don't know if I would do this today okay but this seems like a cozy
game to fucking see how hard it actually hit
like I would say this is a solid nostalgic game to then
put on pc
hmm it'd be nice bra
Mmm. 4k textures prototype do.
Oh, you can mod this shit out of prototype too.
Mmm. Don't play with 4k textures that look bad. Do it today. It only takes two hours to set up.
Yeah man, I love my setup stall streams, okay?
This was some of my favorite content.
Uh, so that sounds like a, that sounds like a plan.
Yo, I could, bro, I could, I could.
I'm like, I'm 50-50 here.
This seems like, you know, this is solid.
I could, I could try doing a playthrough of this.
I could I could this seems like it'd be it seems like it would be some good shit
Why play children's game? This is an ageless game buddy ageless, okay prototype is
Different okay
This is an ageless game, bro, what are you talking about?
prototype is kind of like unga bunga I got to kill shit okay link has a fucking
purpose
prototype has a little bit of unga bunga
this is different
Prototype is so good, though, I'm 50-50 on this.
I'll have this on the potential, but I'm glad this is a thing.
I didn't know it was a thing.
I'm glad this exists.
So when I do want to prototype is faster to set up prototype, modded gameplay, do you need
to mod it?
Actually, fuck that.
I wouldn't mod it.
Who's played this shit recently?
What does this actually look like?
What would I be getting into here?
What I'd be getting into here, brah.
Is this a linear game?
A quiet mission objective, please force my 20.
Deploying package, repeat. Deploying primary strike package, over.
Deploy strike assets.
Bring the strike package in, we got a positive IT.
Sound offer at least, tornado 5 approaching.
Uhhhh...
Initial result with incomplete fire mission.
Watch the video to much!
I
Should play infamous instead
oh my god this game I didn't know this game was like this why does he kill you everybody
Yeah, man, shit, bro.
It doesn't look bad.
Do I want to play it?
How long is the playthrough of this game?
I'm coming off of Resident Evil 4, okay. Yeah, Cassus and films the stalker yet. Thank you guys for the subs. I didn't see that.
How long is the legit playthrough of Ocarina of Time?
I feel like I wonder if I can stay, the thing is, I don't know if the game is too kind of
like basic in the sense, oh god I'm talking myself out of it.
I don't know if that's kind of like oh well you gotta go to the water temple to the fire
found both of them this boom and you know art is just worth hitting up
just play manner lords nah arkham origins is uh a christmas game arkham origins
Far Cry 3 remastered mod? I thought the game still held up.
I wonder if that Far Cry Battle Royale is legit.
Or no, Far Cry Extractor.
You know, after seeing PUBG No Budget,
I'm curious what you...
Let's see Ubisoft's Extractor, whatever.
It's...
Let them try, dude, whatever, bro.
Let them try.
I
Harry Potter extractor I see it I see it
I see a brow
Our cry bro
Yeah, I cried there was so fucking good, dude, but I don't know I don't know I
Don't know
You know, Arkham Origins, I don't fully remember that one, to be honest, like I do, but it's
not, I don't, I kind of forgot how it starts.
Arkham Origins had the best boss fights
Shit what the hell is going on here
Red dead redemption. Oh my god is steam dead bro. Is my internet fucked?
Steam on Christmas Eve
Holy shit, what happened?
It's 140 brothers never happens. What the hell is this? Oh
No
Dude what happened bro
Time to play games a buddy
Mafia 2 is a Christmas game.
Mafia, dude, Mafia, I would replay, but it feels very fresh in my mind.
Everybody is on their computer on Christmas Eve.
You think so? There's too many users now on Steam.
What happened, bro? What happened? Oh, no. Bro, Steam Store, Steam Community, off-align.
What the hell do we do? What do we do, bro? Oh, no. Yeah, refreshes every minute. What
the hell do we do bro it's always rare when something happens to steam especially like
this at a rent at a time like this like we all know Tuesday night but when this happens
so rare even though yesterday I went offline for like a second I remember during counter
strike it like something gave out but it recovered fast do the Zelda tutorial bro I'm 5050
Is Ocarina of Time?
Am I blowing it up in my mind?
I feel like it'd be a cozy game to play.
I just, I can't tell if I'm blowing it up in my mind.
Yeah, I would take like two.
I don't know how long it takes to set up.
There's like a couple of things.
It's a classic.
You
Thor skin and Marvel rival, bro, we ain't playing GTA, bro. We're not playing GTA
Put the fucking GTA down dude
Put it down bro, relax
Behold the god of thunder
It's a nice skin. It's not like crazy, bro. It's cool though. It's not crazy though
It's cool, I mean sure man, it's cool, bro. I kind of like his other skins better though
Go ape ship gameplay
Oh yeah, isn't this the Among Us but you're all monkeys?
Does this game out?
Oh my god, oh my god, what the fuck?
Come on man.
What the hell?
Gaben.
Gaben, your shit is down.
What happened?
have to restart I don't think it's a restart that's needed it will reload bro
nah dude it's fucked
play bully online I did see that he's just lost one mega yet probably
all right chat what the fuck are we doing here bro what am I doing here
god damn I'm stuck locked right I don't know where to go anymore the best game
ever this would be a Pog playthrough mass effect
oof um yes it is good would I replay mass effect um no I don't think I would
Mass Effect is a great game, but yeah.
of iron four chat hold on bro steams not even working right now
they might need to wash a carpet washing video we might
you're right it might need to happen hey oh shiv two i don't mind playing i could hit up some
shiv two i could i don't mind hitting up some bow and arrow gameplay and so the sword and shield
I don't mind. I don't know. Is anyone still playing that game? Is Shilvery 3 still a thing?
Apparently I deleted it. Oh my god. Steam, you made me go to Epic, bro. You made me go to Epic
because of this. What are we doing, Gaben? You made me load up the rivals client. What the fuck?
Come on, man.
Shivery three 500 versus 500. Did they confirm they're making a shivery three? I'm not sure if they did.
Yeah, I don't I don't think they confirmed anything. I don't think so, bro.
Shadow, what are you guys playing, bro?
Are you guys still grinding arc?
Are you guys still doing that?
I could load up, bro.
I could go to Stella too.
I could shoot the Anvil a couple of times,
see what's going on, see what it's like,
about a bang, about a boom.
I'm downloading bro. I'm downloading. It's downloading. Would you ever go to Rainbow
Six Siege ranked? You know what Rainbow Six? I don't think I would, but I respect Rainbow
I respect that it didn't it tried something different and it's stuck with a group of people.
The game is still a relevant FPS.
Full game infested with hackers though.
You know at this point what FPS isn't whoever you fucking ask.
I can I can commend rainbow six staying alive
While all there's so many FPS's that have come out that have just failed, you know, they've
It is a good
5v5 game at the end of the day it is and
They've supported it for so long. I
Think it's just like a tough game
It's heavily about like holding fucking leaning and holding angles and then
Heavy map awareness like I still see I think they have a really good loot there. I
Mean shit vanilla R6 siege was so fun
One round of megabonk not now I could I could respect fucking Red Bull six brother. They
still kick they're still around. Did you play EU five? No, I did not. I don't know what
that is.
What the fuck am I doing, bro?
Ocarina of time, I'm down.
I don't know, though, not today.
I think that would be a fun game to revisit.
But I need to get into it,
and I'm not going to be here tomorrow.
So, like, if I'm going to play it,
it needs to be like,
I'm going. We're doing it.
It will happen, though.
It will happen as soon as I'm feeling it.
It will happen brah replay quantum break
Great chats setups
Should I do it? I haven't been in on discord in years
No
No!
Yeah, agreed.
Read what people are saying.
Where, brah, I'm looking. Where the fuck are people reading shit? Oh.
I didn't know people could read, leave comments on down detector.
That's so weird.
What the fuck.
That's fucking weird, man.
Who the hell is leaving comments on down detector?
you're rising
down bad
shit, battlefront 2 today? dude, I'm so sunlocked
I don't know man, I'm so fucking sunlocked
Holy shit
Holy shit, bro
True I could hit up the Lords of the Fallen
See if it's any good I
Could I haven't played it since the launch I
Haven't played it since launch. Oh shit wait. This is it right 223
That game sucks it's so much better now
It could
Yeah, it might be good dude. It might be good. I'll download it. Yeah, if the bosses are
cool as well. Faith, strength builds are insane. Hold up what do we have here? Shib 2 is ready
bro. Do we start with Shib 2? See what's happening? There's a high chance no one plays this game
many more lords of the falling asleep have you seen the trailer for midnight walk
bro I literally beat midnight walk bro what are you even saying dude this
this fucking guy
i'm one of the how many you can count on your you can count on two hands
to be in that game on stream brah
chivalry
and i don't know this this might hit
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
Maybe, maybe.
The people so play the game.
Stand alone.
Oh, whoa!
Yo!
There's no people, bro!
Oh, shit!
Alright, let's get an appropriate OST.
Let's get an appropriate OST.
Game.
Uh...
Let's see here.
Oh, that's just a theme.
Yeah, people still play this shit, right?
Uh, actually, me and the 151 of us really enjoy this.
Okay.
Okay, oh shit, I thought it was the wrong class.
It's so nice this is before bots before bots
Wait, am I red?
Oh yes.
Ow.
God, shit, I forgot how to fight.
Ow.
What's up, man?
Still got it?
Alright, I'll fall back.
How do you heal?
Okay, it's coming back to me.
It's coming back.
Holy, the air is feeling it.
Holy shit, I killed him in DC.
I died so hard, he's gone.
Hey, yo, stop managing this!
Holy shit
Yeah, we're actually holding him back
We're holding him back, bro
Oh my god.
Yo, it's Christmas themed, okay?
With the tree.
Yeah, it was Christmas themed, okay, with the tree.
They just added the patch to tree in, and they were like,
get enough
first miss crash
ow
rude fuck
alright chill rush hey put that down bro
yeah he stole that kill
How did we fail?
How the hell did we just fail?
Yeah, steam is down right now.
No.
Alright, let's go, bro.
Ow!
That's my staircase, you piece of shit.
Fuck up my staircase!
Ow.
That hurt.
What if this is Half-Life 3?
Christmas Eve?
Steam randomly down. What if this is just like a all-fuckin' big patch? I could see it, bro. I could see it.
I could see it, dude.
Probably. Okay.
I did damage to six free games for all baby the next five minutes all steam is free
Bro, I'm getting shit out, bro!
Stop clicking, stop clicking!
I gotta switch over to the bow and arrow.
That was a joke by the way, that would never happen.
Bro, I was gavin!
I'd fucking do that shit.
But then people would still be mad.
You would do it and then people would still be fucking mad.
For some reason.
Oh
This guy's surviving right now
Bro
That hell oh this guy yeah, what do you want? What do you want bro? What do you want? I'm gonna ignore that
I
People mad at the recent epic store free games
They kind of suck this year.
Yeah, this guy's actually owning, holy shit, bro.
I'm just watching, I'm just watching, I want to see if you can pull this off.
I just wanted it, are you done?
I want you to start bandaging, bro!
Alright, bro, you got this. You got this.
Talk about 2v1, 2v1, okay.
Oh, fuck. New wave, new wave!
Oh, you're kicking, bro! Who are you kicking?
Oh, my god. Run!
Holy shit.
I mean bro, I mean bro, I mean, bro
I mean
That's some bullshit, bro, okay
Honestly, I feel like the Half-Life subreddit is just nuts and mental illness now, bro.
No, at this point if you're not meaming, it's loneliness because they found community together
and bonded up in this dumb shit.
Or you fully fucking believe it's like some holy messiah piece of software, so you already
air cocked because your expectations are way too high.
Okay
Like I don't even know what to tell you guys like you're setting yourself up to the worst possible
I don't have life where he comes out, but some people
They're taking it too far dude. You're taking it. Oh shit
You're taking it too far bro
Too far
Relax, bro. We're gonna hear you yelling from like a mile away. Relax.
BROTHER! I WANTED TO MET YOU!
BROTHER!
I brought the eggnog.
Where do you want me to put the eggnog?
Where do you want me to put it, brother?
Where do you want me to put it?
Hey, y'all got away from it bow
Yeah, what happens to my man what happens to my man sword I kind of just like disappeared
Oh god.
Get away from me!
Get away!
Seize this!
Seize it!
Okay.
That is really three of them, bro, three of them, not one of you can just swing one
left click in this direction.
Half-Life 2 is a watershed moment in gaming, the title on this little top here, and no
one's denying the literal amazingness of Half-Life 2 and 4-In-Box, and literally it
was a dawn of the new age for gaming in general.
I don't think that- I don't think something like that's ever gonna happen again.
Half-Life 3 is- it's just gonna be a standalone game. I don't think it's gonna-
It's gonna be good, but I don't think it will revolutionize gaming.
Like Orange Boxing.
I don't think it will.
honestly orange box was like the most insane shit because of like where tech
and gaming needed look needed to go and they're like spearheaded it but I don't
think that same shit's gonna happen again
shazario bro I love the fact that people still play this game I really do
I love the casual motherfuckers like this guy who still
play the fucking game
All right, cuz usually it's just sweaty guy people who are just way too fucking good
Thank you, man, thank you for making me feel like I'm kind of good at the game
Thank you
Now the guy shows up that fucking does like
frame perfect 360 slashes and just kills you
I
Was good warm-up here we go
Oh good map good map
Update steam steam is still dead, bro. This is no what the hell
What the hell oh my god?
Christmas Eve, this is the longest unscheduled steam that has been down.
This is not normal, bro.
This is not normaly!
You know what?
They're correcting something bro. It's gonna pop up and be like I don't know
nothing
Bro David is fucking sipping
A Moscow mule on his biggest yacht right now for Christmas. He doesn't give a shit. Why would he?
Oh shit, bro, here we go.
What's going on, bro?
Get your boy.
Come on, man.
Ow, ow.
I'm dead, bro.
I'm dead.
Where did everybody go?
Rumors of counter strike three
Extra extra rumors emerge of counter strike three after CS 2 was not that fucking cool. So
That was not being CS 3
This time with some new shit
Oh my god, that's just like brew from the ground chill bro. Stop looking at me man
We were going crazy there dude.
Oh my god.
Here we go.
My Christmas, man.
My Christmas.
My Christmas, man.
I want to see I want a machine gun present. I'm appealing the center. I want to see town
Now what a machine gun present! An enemy!
Ten present, buh buh buh buh, dead!
Alright, this is the present today. This is the present right here.
Oh shit, hold on, do you have a make room? I gotta get down there!
They're in, aren't they? They're in.
Oh shit.
Yeah, good shit man.
Steam's back? Uh, nothing happened.
Nothing happened, boys.
I
Reinforcements
come on man dude that was defending the bridge that was a great defense
Team is a little blurry, but maybe my settings are not... maybe we're like motion blur on.
Blur intensity? No, no, no.
Holy shittie guy.
Take him out!
Holy shit, what happened to this guy, bro? Wake up, man!
Oh, man!
Oh
Shit man
boys some heels
some heels for ya
fuck out of here man, fuck out of our shit
where are your boys?
Shit, the other side!
That was a direct hit.
That'd be a horrible way to go.
Oh my god.
Oh shit, they defended.
Would it be instant kill?
Ow!
Holy shit!
Where's the sword?
How the hell am I alive?
Oh, god damn, boys!
What's your plan, dude?
Dude, come on, man.
Burned again?
Yeah, didn't even get the first objective that's like wow
All right
Okay, I'm our shit dude
I'm our shit, bro
Get up our shit man
There it is.
Nice.
Shit.
Fish.
Ah, where we going next? Yeah, this game's still great. I wish they still developed maps
for it. It would be very nice.
Ah...
Steam is back!
Oh my god, there it is, holy fuck, where'd you go, bro?
Is Guild Wars 2 popping up?
6k?
Hmm.
Yeah, not on Steam.
Search for Half-Life 3, now.
Arkham Origins? I don't think so, man. I don't feel like getting into Batman.
Oh, shit, no Frosty! What happened?
No Frosty!
What the hell?
Oh my god Frosty's dead.
What the hell they got another horse?
There it is, there it is.
There it is.
And...
Shit, I threw everything!
I need a weapon!
I was chasing me down I killed him though.
Alright nice.
Hey y'all let's take him out guys, let's take him out, get off the horse bro, off the
horse man, I get that shit back it's my bad.
Alright, we got another one.
Someone get me a horse for I want a horse my feet hurt
Yeah, good, that was that was a great cavalry right there
I got one boys I got one I got out of there
Woof!
Oh, shit! You motherfucker!
Yeah!
Oh, you're just not gonna walk across.
Okay, dude.
Fuck that archer! Come back, Rossy or ass!
Aw, you piece of shit.
Ah! No! Billy!
I'm in a bandage. I'm in a bandage.
Come on, dude.
The cavalrymen.
walk away, walk away, walk away
oh my gosh
whoa
oh my god, I just got pushed all the way to the fire
on the back, I'm all set
alright alright alright, I killed these guys dude
Are you a horse, man?
I need bandages. I don't want to die.
Yeah, someone hook me up with a horse, please.
I know I got people from the stream in here.
I
Feel like a wooden javelin just hit me and shattered on my face
Oh, you guys got him. You guys got him. That guy's battling two people right now.
Okay. Ow, bro. Oh, shit. Why are you stabbing me, bro? Why are you stabbing me? Why are
You stabbing
Ow
Ow my fucking butt!
Oh shit, everything!
Whoa!
Shotshotshotshotshotshotshotshotshots
We're owning right now, bro. We're owning.
Is that our HP? Is that our...
Look at that! Look at that!
Motherfuckers, our horse now, bro.
Our shit now. Look out of here.
Get away from our horse.
Did he just take out his teammate and me?
Clean slice.
That's a net zero right there bro. I don't know what to tell you.
What the hell?
This guy right here.
Yeah archers in the distance boys
That was like a crit hit
Apparently that's a little shit.
I feel like someone's behind me.
AHHHHHH!
Fuck!
AHHHHH!
YEEEAH!
Motherfuckaagggggggg!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHH!
I'm breaking off, I'm breaking off!
Man, fuck this guy!
YEEEAH!
Fuck!
Oh shit! No! Get away from him!
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out!
Yeah, does the horse reach in?
Someone banish my fucking steed!
Banish my goddamn steed!
Oh no, bro, he's bleeding.
Holy shit.
Yeah, tell me he actually reads gens, dude.
I don't think he does.
I'm being chased.
Help!
Ah! Oh, shit!
Yeah, the horse doesn't reach in I guess it's for balancing our one last ride boy
One last ride
We're gonna get chased down by cavalry here.
That was a good run.
Died right next to the horse.
That's a good run, dude.
Yeah, Agatha will die.
Close, dude.
Close.
Yeah, they were at like 40 kills, how did they just drop 40 points, what happened right
there. Now this game is still a good shimrod still there's one of those games
that's worth just keeping on the PC. It has a consistent small player base. See
oh it's fine players. Fuck man I wish somebody copied this formula. I just
like themed it differently.
Into the zombies mode? No they don't.
same formula with lightsabers the first game had a shiver of lightsaber mod but
obviously you know
to come they have stumbled right into the lion's den lions of agatha
bare your teeth they show your flaws yeah where's the bow guy oh yeah it's gonna
redeploy me as a buddy guy use the explosives to bring down those block
healthy now thank you bro thank you for the coffee pasta man thank you bro this
Spam is heating my laptop and burning my leg.
I feel that dude.
Those laptops get hot.
Chill dude!
Alright, here we go, here we go.
See what we have here.
Alright, I used to be insane with the bow.
They used to pier me.
Let's see if I still have it.
you
There it is boys
Run!
In those!
No one protect me dude!
Dude you just have to hit him once!
Ah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh my god, bro, this is fucking baseball bat swinging.
Where's another guy?
Oh, there we go.
We got the effective.
The shoreline defenses have been destroyed.
The shoreline!
Continue bomb, brothers.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
I'm back, I'm back.
Oh shit, my bad dude.
Oh.
That's fucked up.
I killed my friend and then he killed me.
That's fucked up dude. That's fucked up.
Where you going bro? Come back here bro. Come back here bro.
And they have three cavalry come through.
Now kill for us. Kill Jack Frost.
Shoot his ass.
Fucking traitor dude, you are our snowman.
What are you doing, bro?
Ow!
Stop him!
Oh, my God, the Christmas...
Yeah, yeah, stop him, bro.
Oh, shit, I got no arrows left.
One v one, bro!
One v one!
Ow!
Ah, shit. That guy was ready for everything. Yeah, we got four minutes to breach the castle.
They're looking too good.
Yeah, give me this corner!
Fuck off! Go, go!
You're kidding.
Why?! What the world is even going?!
Haha, okay.
I got you bro, I got you, you fuck up, you fuck up, fuck that for me.
Oh shit, I'll help, I'll help.
Nice, nice, chill, chill.
Fuck this guy dude.
I'm trapped.
All right, get shed, get shed.
I'm losing against this one guy.
guys we got two minutes and one catapult step it the fuck up we're going to
the castle let's go
Come on, come on!
Really, really.
I'm being targeted. I might need a switch.
Two minutes, load up the catapult, let's go!
Now I can just lag away!
you
I
Nice nice, I don't know what my pill streaks out right now, but I'll take it. I'll take it. I want that long bow
Who's out there?
Shoot him, bro!
Oh, there's a lot up there.
Now give me the horse!
Don't kill the horse, dude!
Stop!
Ah!
No, leave him be! Leave him be!
What the hell? I can't move on him.
Why can't I move?
What the hell?
I can't move on the horse!
No.
Help!
Lovely gear shift.
Oh, there we go, there we go, I was stuck.
I didn't know the horse could jump.
They're not going to expect me.
They expected me.
Family is almost soulless. All right, here we go. Here we go. I couldn't move bro. I couldn't move
A minute 40 guys we gotta get up here
Go go go go go go oh shit, I think the enemy is Calvary's behind me
I see a friend, do not die!
Takabishia!
Relax friend, we're here to take your shit.
How do I destroy the banner?
Oh my god.
Little exclusive look under the mat.
Holy shit they got it.
Hello exclusive look.
The so-called king is hiding!
Open that door, Richard!
I'm gonna have a low-ramp!
Thank you, dude.
What's happening here?
Come on, guys. Drop bridge!
Drop bridge!
Let's move!
We're going!
I'm taking the castle.
I'm taking it, friend.
This castle is mine!
Continue, brothers! I shall defend!
Thank you, thank you!
Alright, I'll follow you, bro. I'll follow you.
You first, you first.
Get away from my friend!
Get away from him!
I landed him with piece of shit!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, shit!
I gotta leave.
I almost deployed it I went for the deploy sorry friend
Ah
I'm throwing I'm throwing come on boys over the gap
Let's go let's go let's go we got it we got it
Get in there!
Arrest mine!
Arrest!
I'm ready!
What the hell, how did he even hit me?
Boys, I did one of the objectives.
I fucking walked in there and held E and moved the bar.
You're telling me none of you fucks could do that?
What the hell?
Let's go!
We got a minute.
Yes, I was taking you and he's paying, but still.
Oh, someone got it.
Goodbye, friend.
Your journey ends here, friend.
Are we doing this right now?
Are we doing this right now, bro?
Oh, okay, bro!
Oh, shit!
Yeah, bitch!
Get off!
I got in there!
Let's go, bro. Let's go, dude.
Ah! Ah!
As long as you and their forces are overwhelmed with us, we've failed our lives on full feet!
you
I guess you can play archer and can you throw the passive shield?
Can you throw the passive?
Guardian has the biggest shield.
That's a deployable
Bitch!
Come on man
Oh
of
all of the
of
I think the medium shield is better this is too heavy and then the small
all she was just not it.
Okay, that was my kill, that's fucked up.
And that should back to me.
Really, bro? Really, bro?
Since when we killed this guy, please? Ow!
Then so I kill this guy.
Fucking rude shit.
He gives ass, bro.
you
I
There we go.
We're moving, we're moving.
There we go.
Here we go.
We're moving, we're moving.
Where's my shit?
Oh
Paces, use every single thing against an HG!
He's easy-clat.
Yo, what are you doing to my boy?
Get away from him!
Get away!
All right, man, all right.
All right, I'm done throwing, I'm done.
Let's get to the castle
Come on, let's go
Hold the line
We're gonna vanish here. Don't let them notice me
Shit buddy go up there go up there. We're clear. We're clear
Let's go get some fuck up man go up go up dude. All right. I got it. I got it. Oh
Oh, shit, they're being attacked!
Oh, fuck!
Oh
Yeah, so when you get a clip of that, I want to see a slow-mo.
It looked like he was like, it like just ruffled his fucking phone.
It's the wardens hours!
The city is now in breach!
Water!
Oosh!
Jim Wallace said right!
The super station cannot define the might of the mission order!
You done, bro? You done?
Wait, what? What do you mean no clips?
What?
Maybe when I got BMCA'd, how do I turn that back on?
I'm not really sure where you go to turn that back on.
It's not disabled, you can clip.
I bam
Oh, hey.
Wow.
Wow. Oh my god, I'm so alive.
Fuck back! How are you stopping so much HP?
Who is this guy?
Alright, new strat, a third killshot range, and I'll throw the shield.
final bong I got you bro I got you
Let's go, brothers!
Call it, brothers!
Call it!
Clean up the mess!
We must proceed!
Ow, ow!
Ooh, convenient.
Nice.
Rude.
Don't do that to me, man.
Come on, boys.
Clean it up. Clean it up. Let's go.
You got shit to do, man.
Get up, bro, get up, you're fine.
It's just your leg, you fell off.
Not that bad.
Oh shit, ow.
You done? You done.
Let's go boys, let's go.
His ass bro! Fuck this guy. He's targeting me.
I need another shield, someone give me their shield.
I'm dead after this bro.
We got a minute 49, we gotta get to the gates.
Ow.
Whoa, what the hell?
Oh nice, thank you.
You're shit, my brother!
We have made it from this.
The arrow in there makes it hard to look at.
All right, brothers here you go little banner action
I got it. I'm making my way up the stairs. You done bro. You done? Okay. Are we done here?
Let's go let's go get the upstairs
Y'all 11 kill streak we take those
Stem is still down or is it up now?
What the hell, bro?
It's gone, bro.
I'll have to get epic now.
Ranking Steam officially sold to Epic Games!
That's an investment!
Fucking God, it's not over here, bro!
Chill, man!
Fucking relax, bro!
I'm leaving I'm leaving I didn't see anything stop swinging at me
I'm gonna come change weapons actually what I got a second
bye me bro, bye me bro, bye me bro
I was hoping like four of them were gonna die off the chandelier
Yeah, someone else did it. I'm gonna pretend I have the string holding up the chandelier
I raid boss three minutes of raid boss
Here we go
Next round I'm going raid boss. I'm gonna try not to die the whole time
Next map
Let's go boys
After I take a shit
Relax, bro chill
Someone shut the door, thank you
Wait your turn asshole wait your turn
All right
As we're losing guys we did a we did a lot we need a rally here guys
Come on people.
you
I
Oh, shit!
Come on, man!
Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go!
Yeah!
Go, Hawks! Go!
Yeah!
Ow!
I
Shit
I
Try
Hell you disappeared
I fell all right
Whoa!
Break out already!
I'm ready to have a rig.
That was a good streak.
How's the solid streak
That horse bro
It's that horse down dude
Oh my god, thank you sir. Thank you. Thank you, solid guy. Thank you.
I should have the UI up in this game, there's a key by it, I don't know where he went anyways.
Steam Bro, Doctor me, Steam!
Are you out there steam?
What is?
It's dead.
It's back.
Alright.
Chat, where are we going?
Where are we going right now?
Some people are gods at this game.
I
Do yard
Wait, where's arena
The servers might be faster, this might take a long time.
Yeah.
Uh-uh.
Oh, okay.
What?
Uh-uh, oh, okay.
What?
Yeah, most people play on the dual servers.
Should revisit Bannerlord?
Mm-mm, I'm all set, man.
Oh
This guy's server.
you
I
Yikes, okay
Nice good good call, bro
There you go, all right, you want to be one bro
I
Okay, okay, okay
Okay, well, god damn.
0-2, 0-2, 0-2.
This guy right here, this guy, let's go bro, let's go bro.
I ran into the other duel, bro!
All three! All three!
All right, who wants to fight, who wants to fight?
All right, here we go.
There it is, 1-3, 1-3, 1-3, wait for the blood, wait for the blood, try to chill, I just got
fucking slash
All right
Okay one more one four
All right, so this is the free-for-all pit.
I'm leaving.
This guy, this guy.
Oh, bro.
Alright, two-four, two-four, two-four.
Two-four, two-four.
Oh, man!
3-4!
3-4! 3-4!
Let me regen, dude. Let me regen.
I don't trust these guys.
The guys who fucking lean their character back to dodge are two.
They're two both again.
Oh. It was over anyways. Alright, we got a fresh one coming up here.
Uh-uh. The people who do that, they're like on another level.
Ow!
Our training grounds are so much better.
Alright, here we go. Let's see what we have here.
This is a popular server.
game maybe I'm not thinking about it soon
so what I don't know
I
Ocarina time
All right, here we go
All right, let's do this bro. Let's do this
0101!
Alright, here we go. Why don't look like I'm dressed as a plug?
Alright, alright. Just fucking guy. Hold on, bitch.
She has one of those dudes that leads back.
I don't even know what happened.
I don't even know what happened, bro.
Sure, dude.
0-2! 0-2!
Oh.
Of course, I'd have my main setup.
Alright, random street shot.
Oh
Three oh three
Let's go bro!
Let's go!
I didn't mean to do that, I'm sorry.
I
Didn't mean to do that. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to my bad. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry my bad
bandage up
All right, this guy this guy this guy bro, let's go you and me
Oh man!
Oh four! Oh four! Oh four!
Oh my okay!
My arena.
One four, one four.
Why fire boys?
Ah!
One-five, one-five!
One-five!
This guy right here, this guy.
He's AFK.
Stop that 360s you fucking bitch.
2-4, 2-4! I counted! 2-4, 2-4! Oh, this guy right here.
That guy was good!
The Odyssey, Christopher Nolan, spoilers, my dammit, my dammit, and scene, and scene, and scene,
the camera pans away, the camera pans away, and we set up a box screen that says the Odyssey
and then the sequel.
Crazy.
You don't even need to go see the movie now.
the movie now this is basically IMAX
all right who's out there
go get your chicken bro go get your chicken bro I'm gonna eat that after I
beat you're my squire I'm gonna eat that shit leave it in your bag and eat it
after I beat this next motherfucker okay stay there with it that's lunch after I
Shed the blood from this
Shit
Yeah, this guy's good someone beat this guy someone beat this fucking dude
Beat this guy right he's insane
Holy shit
You might actually lose.
This fucks playing like 10,000 Sensitivity, 3,000 DPI.
Goddamn!
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
Yo!
Give him the chicken! Squire! Give him the chicken!
Play a fucking Snot for him!
Oh my god, I thought that guy was insane, he got on.
He got on, bro.
on bro yeah well somebody hit the green guy now who's worthy that's probably
this fucking mace bitch is gonna beat you
Come on green guy.
Don't let those polo sticks fuck beat you, bro, come on.
Oh, get the fuck out of the arena, it's occupied!
Holy, we got a battle going on here.
This is the longest fight, it's impressive.
Holy shit.
Who's gonna win?
Oh my God!
Oh my god!
Chabbed him in the face!
What the hell?
Yo, okay, green guy's outing.
Hey, green guy versus this bitch-ass knight in the 360s.
Someone give him a bandage.
Someone throw- okay, he's just gone.
He doesn't need a hunt. He doesn't need full HG.
I
Yeah, oh
Yeah, green guys green guy might be the best gladiator on the server
Is he unbeatable
Oh!
Okay, okay, okay!
The king is pleased!
The king is fired! Where's my goddamn chicken?
I fucking ordered that shit on the app!
Where the fuck is it?
Crazy man, crazy.
green dude he's insane I was beating brah I got like three hits on him
he's owning dude thank you thank you thank you so much you can put it right
there put it right there get this guy off the bench next to me and sit next to
me with the chicken bro
get this guy off the bench
I can't reach the chicken, bro.
Oh, it's turkey?
Oh, okay.
Alright, green guy, come on, bro.
Green guy versus new green guy.
I want to see this dude in the Dark Souls fucking armor.
I want to see him versus you next.
Okay.
Hold on.
Hold on. Oh, bro, you're done. He got you. It's GG. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, he wants
a rematch. He wants a rematch. Whoever beats, whoever beats Green Guy gets the
green chicken dinner. I mean, there's a gold chicken dinner. Okay, that's the
We got a ref, we got a ref!
Fight!
Let's go!
Oh shit!
Okay, okay.
Above the waist, just hit it, all limbs you can break and chop off.
Oh my god dude, the fucking trouts 360?
What the hell dude? He's whipping out everything in the playbook.
Oh shit!
He's wiggling his mouse!
Bro, he's playing on an Osu tablet.
He's got one of those Waycon tablets.
Using a pen.
As a mouse.
What the hell?
Oh shit! Our champion, he bleeds!
He bleeds!
Oh my god, the crowd!
Bring the turkey!
oh my god he rains he rains make a fucking line you savages who's the next
one someone killed his champion defended the throne all right this is a good
battle this is a good battle let's see those guys got razors on his sword dude
oh shit
that green guy defend his title
all the knight takes a hit and stumbles
Wow Wow child's playing what the hell
This guy's a part of our, he might be the, this guy's the commander, dude.
This guy's the commander.
He's proving himself.
He leaves the army.
Is there any knight they can beat in?
Oh, that's Lepo right there, oh, he's wavering.
The Silver Knight stumbles.
It's over.
Backed into a corner.
The Silver Knight from a faraway land.
We came here for the Golden Chicken Trophy!
But for the return!
With nothing!
Unless...
Oh, the kick! AHHHH!
Holy shit dude!
No...
The unarmed knight returns.
I got hit the fuck out of the ring, bro! The unarmed guy was waiting in line!
Unarmed guy was waiting in line!
Right, are we sure about this?
Don't underestimate him.
He has no way. He has no arms, but he hasn't lost a single battle.
battle oh oh oh god okay okay good effort good effort get effort boys
savages make a line the next contestant is part the best of this champion
I need security, Brown. Security!
From the back, Dards! From the back!
That is just waste!
Squire! Do something! Squire!
Block the gate, Squire! God damn it!
All right, we're good, we're good.
I thought he was addressing somebody else, we were distracted.
Alright, the green man. This is a rematch. The guy with the golf stick really thinks
he can beat the green guy, but I don't think he can. I don't think it's gonna happen.
Oh, yeah, that was a little bit of a hit.
Oh, great guy. Bro, you're at Esports level, dude.
I don't think anyone can beat this guy.
He's crazy.
He's so good.
I know, he's gonna, oh my God. Our champion!
Our champion!
Oh my God!
I champion!
No!
Be thrown!
Valiant average.
Shriar, give him the chicken, he will eat it in the afterlife.
Shriar, goddammit!
The fuck that broke? Come on man.
Now I gotta hate watch the fucking golf club fuck.
Someone take this golf club bitch out.
Nah nah.
Oh my god. Oh my god his knees are broken.
Oh my god. Someone kill the champion!
Kill the champion!
Oh, oh, he's using a sword now!
Oh, he's no longer the golf club bitch!
Okay!
Oh, finally, the turkey arrived!
Sit next to me with the turkey, Spire!
Sit next to me so I can reach and try some!
Sit next to me with the goddamn turkey!
Somebody put the turkey in his fucking hands!
All right, we'll just man with the set of hat and the mustache beat of the golf club bitch
Please do so, please
No breath breath, come on
All right, all right
All right, this guy right here is a knight from a faraway land
Oh
Okay
Yo next
God damn it man
Excuse me
This guy is chopping my head out
I'm going to do it.
Hilarious bro, hilarious. Great job man, great job.
You know, great attention. Christmas Eve, you're welcome bro.
Was that fun for you? Did you enjoy that? Did you enjoy that bro?
Alright, moving on, moving on. Alright, as we work, as we fucking work!
Okay, yo, so one sit on this shit ass bench.
So one sit down.
It's fucked, I can't sit in the good spot.
Oh, both of you fucking do it at the same time.
Fuck, it's fucked up!
Get off the bench!
Alright, we're good now, we're good. Thank you, thank you.
Alright.
And someone please beat this golf club fuck!
Oh wait, oh my previous champion!
Redeem yourself!
Oh yeah, okay, alright, alright.
Security, we're gonna have to deal with these people.
Okay, they're there.
I don't think so.
Security.
Fuck him up, please.
Fuck him up.
Oh my god, they're still battling.
Hey, yo, squire!
Sit the fuck down, bro!
Yeah, we should all team up and kill the guy who's killing everybody.
Thank you so much.
killing everybody. Thank you Squire, thank you. Proud of you man, proud of you. Oh shit
he killed him! The returning champion is back to being the champion. Hey are you a guard?
Are you a guard bro? Don't be nervous bro, are you a guard? Alright, protect me bro,
me your head of security now you made yourself known your head of security oh
my god our champion has been disarmed oh shit all the three brought it back you
brought it back oh my god your security guard and you know how to play the heart
damn
all in one
my stomach grumble of squire my stomach grumble of squire
What the hell
My Scabic Grumblings, Squire!
Oh, thank you, sir, thank you.
I'm asking you to pardon me a damn turkey.
We got him!
They tell me they're out.
Alright, there's a hot dog.
That'll suffice.
Alright, yes!
Champion!
Champion, you got this!
Oh my god, thank you. Security guard, a hard player, and better than the squire. Goddamn, bro!
Thank you, sir! Yeah, leave it right there! Thank you. Right there, actually, right in front of me. Right in front of me.
Squire, what the hell, man?
Squire, go prove yourself against the champion. Fight him next.
Prove that you're my squire, because this guy, he does it all.
Oh god, I got it. Okay. It's fine. They stabbed him.
Use reporter. I realized there's people who are just better at the game.
It's this guy. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Okay.
Who is this champion?
Maybe his loss was just a fluke.
His loss was a fluke.
I should fuckin' mocap this player for the next PlayStation sword game.
Ghost of Green Guy.
Holy shit.
What the hell, dude?
Oh my god!
He bleeds!
No champion.
Champion, we just signed the movie deal, bro.
You can't lose, bro. We just signed it.
Come on, man!
Oh shit, they're slowing down. The stand is low.
Oh my god, their defenses are impenetrable.
Probably reach in by now.
Goddamn!
Oh!
Ah!
Get ready!
oh my god the desperation the kick
the return fire oh my god that was crazy that was crazy a new champion as long
As long as it's not the golf club bitch, I approve a new Battleaxe champion.
Was it a fluke?
Or not?
Or how long can he defend his reign?
Why'd he get the fuck out of the ring, bro?
Damn
All right, take this down fast right yet to one foot already in the ring dude. He really wants to die
All right, we got a fuck about bro. He blocked our view
Oh, he's gonna end it faster take him out bro take him out
Wow
Yeah, a new angle. New angle. New angle.
Wait. Oh shit, that's not how it works.
Oh, this is nice.
This isn't bad.
I don't think you can put your- oh my god, our champion just got bested. I missed it.
Who the hell just killed him?
Y'all a dual wielder.
Oh shit. A lone assassin.
A new champion.
What the hell, bro?
It's a rogue!
Give a new battle here.
A new one.
A new class has entered.
Oh my god, there's a rogue.
What the hell is this?
I don't think he can, I don't think he can catch up. He doesn't know what to do.
I'm very surprised I'm very surprised we have a road I wasn't expecting this
Oh, yeah, somebody sit down!
Somebody sit down, let's move!
I want to sit the hell down!
Nice squire left, I talk shit.
My poor squire.
Okay, thank you.
Oh, yeah, the rogue died.
the rogue died? Oh shit. Alright, I want a battle now.
You know, a 7 factorial and a wood? What up guys? Thank you for the gifteas right there.
Thank you guys. Thank you for the gifteas boys.
All right, who am I battling?
All right.
Fight like a man!
What are we fighting? What are we fighting? Wukong?
Wukong?
Airbender?
What the hell?
Why are you throwing shenanigans? Why are you throwing turkeys at him?
I
God damn man!
Alright.
They're still lining up. Yeah they are.
I'm not really sure what tech they use sometimes to like constantly just deflect everything.
you
You
To to
To-to-brought to two three two three two three bro two three
All right this guy right here this guy this guy. Let's go bro. Let's go
Oh nice, bro. Is this Amazon, bro? Amazon? Thank you, man. Let me see what I ordered.
Hold on. Open it for me, bro. Open it for me. Open that shit for me. God damn it. I said
open it for me, man. Get that shit out of my face. Get that shit out of my face.
We're doing this we doing this we doing this
Okay
2-5 man! 2-5!
I'm saying, I'm saying.
All right, who am I versing, where are we at?
Oh, dude!
Oh, we're going again, you crazy shit!
Put that head down, you fuck!
Look at that, look at that, two head, two head.
All ours is out there!
Are we gone, bro?
Are we gone, dude?
No?
I
BAM!
2-1!
3-6!
BAM!
3-6!
From here on out!
6-6!
3-6!
2-6!
8-6!
Jack!
7-6!
6-6!
3-6!
7-6!
7-8!
8-6!
9-6!
36 man!
Is this game harder than 4 Honor?
Uh, it's different.
A fucking broom squire, what the hell man?
I was good to you bro!
I was good to you man!
I don't want to do this bro, come on!
We had our moments!
Please, Squire!
No!
Are you doing that shit, bro? You're gonna throw that shit at me?
You're gonna throw that shit at me.
Really, really. And you stole my... You studied my strat?
You studied my strat?
Give him a good burial. Give him a good burial.
Because he gets fire.
He was good.
Let's go, bro! Let's go, bro!
Let's go, bro!
Ow!
There it is. There it is. Another one. Play a real game now. What is a real game? Explain.
Explain, what is a real game?
Explain to me, are we doing this bro? Ragnar and Lothra? Ragnar!
Ow.
not streaming on YouTube it's definitely live definitely live right
there
well what else do I play dude
all right
Alright, what up man?
and say help
What up dude?
Easy.
There it is.
Oh my god, the rut dude, you're going to kick my ass.
God damn I can't hit this guy!
Ow dude, spare me bro!
Oh my God, I can't hit that guy at all dude.
Holy shit.
Oh, damn.
I got um...
There's not a lot of knives.
Would you pick up this setup, IRL?
Um, I think the shield, yes.
No way you're gonna win with the broom.
Broom versus Broken Broom?
Oh my god!
What the hell is this dude?
He's crazy!
Are you kidding?
yo what was that? what the hell are you doing bro?
who's battling?
piece of shit
Yeah bring the horse here, oh yo see how far you can go run away dude run away
See how far you can go the game's open world
It's open world, bro go up into the sunset
Travel off go in the sunset see how far you can go new patch
See how far you can go bro!
There he goes.
With a squire.
Amazing.
They left.
They decided to desert.
It wasn't worth it.
Oh, you made it back!
Wait, be hard!
Wait!
Good shit, man, good shit.
Alright, verse each other, Squire.
Kick his ass, bro. Kick his ass.
Oh my god!
Get up boy get up
Move yourself
He doesn't know how to control the horse well oh
My god, he's winning you can win this
Come on
Oh my God!
Don't worry, your jaw can be fixed.
I know I'm playing doctor.
Oh no, oh no.
There's another knight coming out to assist.
Come on, squire! Get my horse back!
Come on!
No, no, no!
If I get some horses.
Run them fucking beasts!
My way, my way, my way!
Go horse, go!
And then from deliverance
All ethics backwards
I thought the horse could jump I guess not we get up to the
Let me see if I can get through here there must be a way
I'm a horse, I'm a traveler, and...
Hey yo, 1v1 Jam!
1v1 Jammin', prove yourself!
Where's the knife?
prove yourself prove yourself and go
Let's do another one. Let's do another one. Hold up, hold up. Hold up, hold up. 1v1s,
1v1s. Set up, set up. Set up, boys. Loser gives me their horse. Let's go. Set up,
boys come on so many verses here take this
all right set up bro what the hell are you doing bro it's a 1v1
It's a 1v1 dude, one javelin versus one javelin.
Come on, this guy does what he's doing.
Alright, go!
Bam, bam.
Alright, we did another night.
Alright, go get that horse over there, bro. My feet hurt.
Get us away!
Alright! Next! Come back in!
You're next, bro. You're next. Get on the horse, dude. You're next.
He's already set up.
Alright!
Get ready!
He's way too far I don't know if he knows what he's doing he's too far away push up
bro push up past the sandbag oh he's going oh they're going down that was a
clean that was clean that was clean dude he didn't even get hit okay okay
Next! Am I in his lane? Am I in the lane?
One on each side of the fence? Oh, this guy's gone.
If you want to participate, bring a javelin here of your own.
I was in the way, my bad.
Alright, set up. Three, two, one.
oh my god the initial impact the initial impact round two round two
Jaxid!
How to ship the server, Dad?
No!
Do we do it again, guys? What do I do now?
The server's fine? The server's probably fine, but I got DC'd.
It should be a good MMO with good netcode.
I mean, yeah, sure.
Only three more wins from rank in CS.
Really.
One Mario Kart win? Nah. What else do you have on Epic? Nothing too crazy.
thing is this counter strike work this counter strike work with steam being
fucky was I don't know where else to go boys I don't even know please don't work
Yeah, this might not even work.
This may not even work.
Play OOT, dude. I will play it.
Not that I know you can widescreen it, but not now.
Not at this moment.
Not at this very moment, bro.
I would be happy. Let me see. A lovely game of Counter-Strike. They're preparing steam
for Half-Life 3 announcement. Dude, I doubt it. There's no way. It was all a fluke. Drum
and base mix liquid poggers everything
all right i trust uh this guy right here
this guy i trust this guy
have you seen cs2 prop hunt i have not no is it actually good
How it's horrible it looks like it would be kind of funny
Maybe.
Is Gary's mod working?
Gary's mod prop hunt was like a blast to the past of old memes.
Yeah, that was crazy.
You'll just get stream sniped.
You're not gonna find a game Steam is so fucked.
Oh, is this completely screwed as well?
I thought it was just a store.
Yeah, who said that, bro? Who said that? The counter strike servers are fine.
Oh, crutch, I'm not sure. I need to ask Wei Dong if he's doing a 2025 wrap up video.
Ah boys, I think today, oh nice.
Dust 2 on Christmas Eve.
Oh my.
You know, I know Christmas is tomorrow but you know what man, I'm more kind of like
holy shit it's 2026 in less than a week. I'm more like yo I feel like 2026 is just like
right there. There's so many games announced for 2026 and it's like right around the corner.
You know?
I don't want to go meet the cat, it's a long door.
I'm down
Nobody jumped suicide
I'm gonna ace me. Hold on stands on
Nice you got Bob yellow
That ain't good.
Oh, that was a nice shot.
Our boys, be the armor.
Wait for them.
We win.
Roger.
Christmas sale, by the way.
Yo, there's some good games to buy on the Christmas sale.
I haven't looked.
I'm poor now, shit.
All right, you come back hold up
Why did I load this up dude? Who told me to play this game?
I thought this insane asylum was closed on Saturday. Oh, it's not Saturday
Okay, wow that was a slow peek
Wow, that was a slow peek.
Okay, I'm officially money fuck.
Did you guys see the floor?
just fucking care bro
oh my god
Is it sure used to be top 10 in the world at CS? Yes.
Actually
This will sit there the whole fucking round.
Come on man!
You're the best man!
1-1-1-1-0
Nice
22 HP in our entire team
Yeah Rush B, I will smoke the Molly, use the plant
Alright, here we go.
Nice.
That guy refused.
I am the one that...
That was not a Molly, it was a Flashbang.
I
All right the comeback
One lyric kill I'm out I gotta go all right, I'll get you one kill right what you got you gotta go
Okay, I got you now
I got you brah hold up
I got you bro this round you're leaving
There it is fuck out of here bro get the fuck out of here
the fuck out of here bro with your view okay get out of here with your view
bro
Oh, got the great one.
Good door snug.
Oh my!
That was a door shot.
Get the fuck out of here.
Don't die.
I could go mid.
That's one of those A-Click.
It was a cat area.
Close the spawn.
Nice.
Easy clobbleeeeer.
Very nice, very nice.
Easy boy.
If you are must leave with each kill, I agreed.
Don't come at again.
Bro, they're gonna push up Med here.
Alright, alright.
All right
Close
One site one cross I
Know it's such a slow peak. I was hoping I was gonna fall down, but nope
and
special
I believe, go, I believe.
Intel received 20 seconds.
Oh.
There it is, 15 seconds.
uh-oh, yep, yep, they're, yep, they tried, saved, alright, alright,
Op is not lose, bro. Op is life.
I'm close to half.
I'm going to be here.
Yellow, the bomb's behind you.
He has off, he's lit.
Wait, someone's gonna be here, they go off, so I'm on here.
Really inside inside bro
Wow, that one guy just held it down.
wonderful that is very impressive
All right, those two is about to become a 10.
Inc.
Go, go, go!
He's far!
I'm throwing the black back.
Yeah
Dude what it what do you make me what a shop, bro
So so fast double dink
They wrote the drill!
Shit man, I said whatever dude!
Whatever!
Whatever man!
Whatever dude!
Alright.
Okay, okay, um, interesting.
Very very interesting here.
I don't know what to do with this guy, but I don't know what to do with this guy.
Dude are you fucking kidding me right now bro?
I was gonna try to rush the pit but yeah.
What the hell?
of
the
yo culture bro, thank you man
counter-challenged win
ORE!
Yeah, we'll fall out rush B
It is looking good, we got this, we got this
I'm gonna get some kills on the board, we got this
I got blocked
Okay, we've another GG. I got blocked, GG.
Go, go, go, go, go!
One with the...
There's a support.
I know, I know.
Okay, okay.
Bomb down.
I'm down.
Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.
Is he in the smoke?
Nice.
Oh, bro, he went, he's lower, he's tunnels.
No, he's coming up mid.
He's coming up mid.
is that med right now bro oh shit
you want the op I'll give you a K
okay yeah I'm good
of the
death of
I'll jump up on site.
Ninja, ninja, ninja, ninja, ninja, ninja, I'll say.
Ninja.
I heard boy, you lost, I said ninja.
I pray on site, ninja.
Oh shit, ninja.
I thought this was ninja bruh I was looking right here bruh that was cubby right?
I was thinking cubby when he was saying ninja bruh.
Oh my god dude, how is this trying to make it dramatic?
Bro, die.
I
Happero push dude you do it every round
Our clear
Can you push that cat and fucking kill this guy?
Pushing bomb long
On me, on me
In the face of the fucking grenade
I think
Insta
I want CT
Damn man, I've got no op kills and pistol kills.
What the hell bro?
Come on man.
Watch out.
These boys have got an hostile indeed.
Thank you lord.
I'll blend it.
Bottom of the server, okay, bro. I just have had a lot of opportunities
Please pause
Oh
Probably lost bro
Whatever bro, whatever dude, whatever dude, we lost man, we lost, it's over dude.
Come on, bye, yai yai yai.
needed that. We're gonna go beat this round, aren't they?
Ah, we're getting there, we're getting there.
OOF!
Yeah, when you cross mid, tell me what if he's left or right mid, if he can.
One second, Corp.
No, I needed that shot, man.
Nice.
There's an op window.
Shit man, I needed that quick shot bro!
I need a drop.
Are you holding it?
Never mind, he wants it.
Are you holding it?
Never mind, do you want some?
I got a mullet for you.
Hey, uh, thank you Storm Golda.
Has been a while, man.
Merry Christmas, bro.
Let's go, let's go.
Merry Christmas!
Bro, they're going, hey.
Throwing smoke.
Incinerating.
They're going somewhere.
Throwing smoke.
I'm over here.
Lure, dude.
That's how I'm gonna...
I'm gonna... I'm gonna take one more flash, right?
Are you watching cat?
Flash, flash.
You're not too long.
Oh my god, left, left side.
Okay, okay, that's okay, that's okay, just cross.
Okay, okay, okay, that was their same, that was their same, that's what we know.
nah they're still they're still doing it
one xbox
Good relief.
Bair us.
Xbox dead.
RB.
Xbox on.
Bam.
Bada-bam.
You did two damage.
You don't need to build that up, yellow.
Yeah.
Hey, are you gonna beat it?
I'm all along.
They double-deagled.
Are you sure you're gonna go bad, bro?
Yeah, I love it.
Wanna, uh, Xbox?
Oh, I'm throwing your date.
I'm throwing flashbang.
Right!
One on cat, one on cat.
Could be up.
Still one around cat, still one on cat.
I'm not on cat.
I'm on bomb.
Okay, okay.
Last guy is slightly tagged.
Dropped off a cap.
Oh
No
That is insane if we lose Wow
Wow.
Oh, man, that went...
Oh, wait, that guy, like, peeked, he was just, like, anticipating it.
Damn.
It was anticipating every peek.
I'll come in if he's left or right mid on cross.
You can all right
What's on it?
It's open
I see Xbox, guys around there, one might be site, one won't be, he's on B there, can you
flash over here?
It's open right now.
One's out.
Long, long.
Yeah, they're gonna go to the A-grade.
Long, long, long cross.
Get a chair.
That's gonna go, fuck off.
I was honestly such a weird round
I'll bless you guys along Yeah that was a super weird round
yo pimp, pimp, go, go care of the software
the yellow go mid
oooof
nothing to do then
actually if you get them, they would need like, a shot like a K1
they just walk in
one, two little men there
in mid air
that fast
oh yeah three cat fuck me okay okay oh that was so bad brah I should have played
site okay I got an op
one ninja one ninja
They just did this to me.
There's an off-down cat somewhere.
Yeah, I'm playing one shot and then drop down. That would have been the play.
Goodbye, goodbye.
Steam is still down on the first day of Christmas break.
What the hell, bro?
Let the switch hit.
Throwing flashbang.
Throwing fire.
You're dead.
Fire now.
No!
One time dead.
Throwing smoke.
Take down the smoke.
Yeah.
one pushing on main
two main one more
we need out
one on top
D
D is right
one on top
Is Nagev still on the game?
I think it is.
Not too soon.
Buddy!
One barrel, good timing.
We're in the next box.
Bro!
I'm out of town.
one more
one more cat
do you hold the middle or the cat?
yeah
i'll get cat
B B
He's dead
He crossed let's go
Would I save him
I'm in love with the smoke.
Two out.
Should be, should be good.
We got fast fire.
Keep on throwing a clock.
One window, window, window.
Put that one aside.
One back side.
Sometimes you just got a full send
Throw the smoke in double doors, and they don't expect that dumbassery.
It's not that bad.
Yeah, it's a 50-50, bro. It's a 50-50, but it's a solid entry.
We are out of here.
Red side, red side.
It's a flashbang. It's an injury. It's an injury out.
It's my smoke.
He's out.
Smoke.
Close, close, close.
He's low, he's low.
Grenade out.
Nice, bro.
On LARV.
LARV's dead.
Oh my god, go along.
Oh my god, found him.
Bro, I actually found him.
Dude, what an insane match.
What just happened?
Lead down smoke.
Careful, man.
Nobody watching.
I'm changing the movie.
If you wanna leave, be in the watchman, bro. We can take retake.
She's in the fucking game.
Overconfidence, now he's gonna clutch in 30 seconds.
Throw his flashbang.
Actually saving.
Your cat's open, careful purple.
Probably is going to be cat.
There's cubby.
There's a cat, alright.
BRUH-LOOOOOO!
Wow!
We've won this fuckin' game, bro.
Can't believe he navigated to the one open spot
There it is boys
There it is
Believers
What a comeback, bro
So who thought who thought we were gonna win that yo Frankie five fingers. Thank you man. I don't even think we're gonna win that
That was a good match.
I recovered a bit.
Alright, yeah, I was getting shit on, but then, you know, I brought it back.
Open one case? No, I'm good dude. No, no, no. That's a negative. That ain't happening.
Just a lot bad for the taste.
I refuse to be your middleman for your addiction.
I refuse.
Just one for Christmas bro.
some absolute trash no bro no
where the queues at bro? check the store see what you've got
I kill a watt case
with a blue tag
very nice
old lyric would open cases
yeah brother fucking boring now dude
the cases suck ass
they're not that exciting dude
Are you still on the cases bro? That's not that interesting anymore
Three minutes bro on Christmas Eve, what are we doing should be in the queue
This yellow worm is gonna die AFK Shrap.
Three.
Wait, wait, wait, I just got three?
Okay, buddy.
Three.
Two.
That was too far.
No dust too, please God, please!
This is good a nuke, bro.
Nuke's a good map.
Oh
Oh this guy this guy's got the same strat he wants to see this dude die and we're gonna consume
is resources over shit god damn it bro fuck me man over fast sucks ass bro oh my god deleted
deleted you're welcome bro you're welcome for this meal you piece of shit okay no thank you you
You know what deserve?
Deserve, fuck that guy.
I did all the work.
I did all the damn work.
Big mama.
Chill dude, chill, bro.
We're all friendly here.
No one's gotta get eaten.
Hello?
No one's gonna get eaten, bro.
Here.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, can we get two maybe?
Actually, let's have three B and then the two A players just, uh, fight mountains with Minko.
I'm all a monster.
Alright, here we go, boys.
Two words.
All right.
I started kind of late, so I'll probably end at seven.
I'll fight con.
I'll just fight con, please.
If you see anything, just retreat.
I
Think that the rush yeah, nothing nothing connectors
They're like all water they're like
I'm just gonna keep pre-smoking a monster that works for me I'm gonna fight long
Oh, and uh, I'm not fighting that with my connector, so watch out.
Please 24 stream, it's my birthday in March.
Okay bro, I don't think I'm out of time.
Throwing smoke!
Throwing fire!
Throwing flashback!
Hello?
The muncher's gonna miss. It's a little deep.
It's a little deep actually.
One out of the right there. I'm falling back.
One long.
Bath and water yellow.
You wanna push out.
One bathroom. One fountain.
one more on your left orange
come on bro
We both said it was like only a couple of the 5050s
Shush!
God damn boys sometimes you know sometimes bro let's just
Just feel it
All your connectors just you can pop out and orange. I got you
Roger that
I'll go around you purple so I don't block
Command off
This is my country
The universe and the world
That's fucking nice
one
Connector one
Having clear one connector
Good smoke up up. There was a flash long
It was one birthday I'm falling back to site
I got long I'm gonna get
I'm watching long
That's all I need
One guy, one guy, one guy, one guy
Two gone, two gone, two gone
One party
on school
they opened door
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
come on come on come on come on
you guys are crunching them
bomb down bomb down
come on come on
good job
left one uh longer party
come on bro
can you climb up your bathroom zone
just watch out you could
Good appetite me
What are you doing bro, it's third round bro, you're not clutching this shit. Oh shit, what one around them?
I just run
There it is, man, maybe.
Damn, 0-1-0, passive player.
The pop pop monster, W1, go for it.
How long?
Oh, let's do this one.
Is that your icon?
Horrible.
Oh shit, he was ready, what the fuck?
I'm running out of smoke, running out of smoke.
Look, first one.
Exhaling.
Smoke.
Are there questions you'd be?
No, no, no, we got it. Don't rotate, don't rotate.
I got bomb.
Nice, I'm coming. I got bomb.
Throwing fire.
I could push. I got long. I could have pushed, whatever though, could have, but whatever.
You can walk out B. Fuck me. What is that? You don't see anything. I don't have four.
I
Was he sandbags was a monster. I died a monster
Wow that pillar I
Was just like a complete I was like a complete laser. I just got a fucking laser
And girls that you want to op me I can impart
do it brother, do it brother
I dropped m4 for him
I'm gonna fight that one
come on buddy somebody fricking come fountain
why don't you shift back?
playground, playground, multiple
fall back, nice move
uh, you wanna boost?
some long, right here, I'm pushing
slaughter
connector dead
I got long, I got long
okay dude
yellow rotate to B
under your bathrooms
bathrooms you're in bathroom right yep but I'm not watching your divider I think
one's walking to you maybe
One there, one divider!
Two divider!
Turn up bathroom, bathroom's one more!
Nice shot!
Bomb down!
That's one going to be calm.
Yeah.
One in the back!
Thanks man. This guy is so nice bro.
I'm gonna empty an ID. Drop yellow or green. I feel like it's gonna be a rush. I wanna
get some kill kills nice guy you ignored him I didn't I didn't hear him
Come on, come on, jump, jump.
Uh-uh.
Throwing fire.
Flash out B.
Yeah, probably, probably you're up.
Throwing the grenade.
Not going to initially clear.
Throwing smoke.
The grenade went back.
One still monster with the B going.
I think I went back, one still monster with the beagle, I got few smoke y'all, I'm gonna
I go
what
short
oh
one monster one
rotate
one monster
Oh
He's gonna knife me man
Yeah, I'm gonna rush around with you it's nades
Hi here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go
one con that's a monka right now
I wore so uh... I wore so warped.
Lost a lot there.
I think now we buy purple can you do orange a favor and drop them and off
half by armor I'm not that good okay drop what do you need what do you need
I'm playing far back site. I'm watching Bertha.
I'm watching your cons. I'm blinded dead.
I'm falling back I'm falling back one long orange I'll take long I don't whatever
piece long dude long one long one one divided
I'm blowing this shit.
Sorry man, hit the wall.
Yeah, it's too long.
Bathroom's dead.
Another one, another one, outside.
I'm popping one monster.
Nice, good job.
I'll be, I'll be, I'll be a bomb.
Been long, been long.
I
Came from be
If you're right
I
Thought he caught me there
Oh my god, so close.
Oh my god.
Hopefully that guy comes back.
What the heck, noodle?
Gosh darn.
Yeah, I should have jumped there. That's probably stupid to jump.
This guy has zero kills. I don't know if he's coming back.
you I think he gave up
I don't fault the guy
if he did I don't fault the guy
I mean I think he gave up bro I think he gave up negative
I would assume he is, we're winning.
Is this a disconnect I'm sure?
Crombro, come back man!
Okay, I've been at the bottom of the leaderboard and I came back!
Okay, it's about doing better.
Okay, it's not about giving up, bro.
It's not coming back.
And trying again, bro, okay.
You just gotta try again bro, you just gotta try again, bro.
We've all been there bro.
We've all been there bro, you can do it bro, come back man.
You gotta come back please.
He's not coming back bro.
whatever wait for him we'll call one more time out and if he doesn't come back then we'll
just make one of these yeah this is I actually show the reflection is that actually behind
us? No? The hell? CS2? We can't get this right? How even is that?
Dude, you see his profile comments? It's not looking good.
Oh no, oh no. Fuck this guy, he always leaves you bitch.
We lost by the way, you're such a little kid, leaves games when he can't get a kid.
That's crazy.
Leaves, leaves when he can't get a kid.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's crazy.
What the fuck?
Do we rush it?
It raged quick while we were winning?
Yeah, I mean, you did.
I go.
Dude.
What the fuck?
Smoke somewhere, flashes on B.
The fire
Smoke somewhere, flashes on B
I'll be your thing, hold on
I'm so fucked up
Please, when you're winning
What?
One water, one more monster
They're out, they're out, you know
Firing fire.
Pre-engined out.
Almost.
Ah, that sucks.
It's funny cause he's zero since.
I wonder if he just does this all day, just to fucking troll.
He's not even ranked, he doesn't have a rank.
So weird.
He comes back and does this.
Why is he in this game?
Well, damn that sucks.
This is not kind of a waste of time.
It's birthday.
He's scared.
waste of time. It's Bertha. He's scared.
A-2. We have bathrooms. On one. Oh, you got fucked up.
What a peek. A divider coming up. One long.
Oh my god, I didn't need a move. What am I doing?
It's that he keeps leaving and he's not banned from CS2.
Yo! One truck.
You're not wrong.
I'm on the bottom the ding the dong ding ding dong the ding ding
I am the one who is the guy
This is kinda feels bad man we could have won this too
There
This guy is on point at killing people in heaven
The guy is on point with the running heaven AK headshot bro, the guy is the ass.
Damn I hit that guy for 98.
Careful Con.
Con's clear.
One more monster.
If you hold a monster, I'm flanking their spawn.
You heard that?
I'm holding a monster.
There's one more.
I killed another monster.
Last guy could be Taunish.
Deploying flashback.
I
Can we 4v5 I don't know I
Believe we got this
We just got to win this pistol come on I think you only did that much damage because you were finishing my kills
We go hurry on I'm just lurking
one dington bathroom, dingt
one con, one con
one in bathroom
one gone back
low hp
nice
another con
one inside
Student, student, student, I
Bank, bank, bank
Bank's dead
Copy shot in the air
Behind
QV2
Okay, I got it, I got it
I'm blind, I'm blind, I'm blind
He's low, he's low
I'm going to be here, going to be here
Bank
My god dude that decoy kept jubating me because he died it's not like he died in that direction
It's not like he died in the decoys direction at the double check
Yeah, thank you for that.
Uh, connector flew out water last time and then, uh, B-Short flew out water as well.
Yeah, they might do like a nade rush here, Karen.
Yeah, I'm gonna just play con.
Yeah, literally, okay, over the plow.
Six deaths, seven assists!
Wrapping into push.
Six deaths, seven assists!
One con.
One con or something, you know.
Open door.
One more behind us behind us
Let's just go ahead three three
That's right
I'm dead
Okay, sir, you're too bad there
back a little bit, back a little bit
just run, just run, playtime, no kit probably
bathrooms for the eagle
man man I should have survived, I have armor
let's just keep working pigs, I got my op now
let's just see if they push us
Can you walk monster and green wad con? Give me the bomb. Drop the bomb purple. I got it, I got it.
And then let's have me and purple push this playground.
Come on, let's go!
I'm gonna try to get a bathroom or a con guy.
Want your shit countered?
Oh, I hit a sign.
Oh, it's out there.
Watch out, Green. Careful.
Watch out, you're long through.
Uh, two con again.
Let's push up long, maybe.
Dude! Dude, this guy has one taps on his fucking AK.
Write a book, bro. Write a book.
He's so good at one time. What the hell is this?
I
Am
Said
I'm worried about the situation we're in.
Water.
Tom killed me.
They're stacking B, just push A.
Watching.
Watching
On con
Let the line of shit
One left side
I
Got it birthday to be had us to be had us
Damn bro
Got this short
18 seconds
Oh my god dude, I keep bouncing my nade off this guy.
I'm going for the left side.
Gone.
Wow.
One offing bathroom.
One divider. One divider.
We have three on four. We have three on four.
Offing bathroom. Fall back.
Let's go. Let's go beat him.
4 on 3 they can only have two guys on the event
Don't make noise don't make
Oh, they know bro, they know your smoke orange
Give me your Molly as well. You know Molly barrels
Don't wait up this mouth hold
Hold the smoke for me please one a site
Okay, there's two here. We're going to stay here. Let's go up there. Let's go up there.
There's two here.
I don't know.
Let's just smoke them all.
Let's just smoke them all. Let's just smoke them all. Let's just go up there.
There's only one A side.
Gibbated.
I don't know.
No idea.
One on one.
Okay.
I was hoping I would spray and the teammate might kill them, but no.
Both garbage side
Truck he's in site five seconds
Wow
Sure
Just wait let's just wait. Let's have no one
Is he peak monster or barrels? I have no idea, but I want to see if he does if he doesn't they take water control
I don't think they speak monster though. Okay. I'll try to slow peek and kill him barrels
I
Nice, let's go. They're saving.
Water.
What a thing. Graffiti, graffiti.
Nice.
Heaven one, Heaven. Heaven one.
I'm watching short.
I think they're
I can't kill people in heaven dude
I think they full spot there. I think there was like a half of them in there.
Yeah, I think we'll probably have a full buyer.
I can't kill people on Monster.
Let's see if you can get the pick on them. If not, then just retreat.
Yeah.
Let's go playground. Let's take long control.
I think one of the worst players plays long.
No way this guy is going to peek twice.
There's one right here, I think that guy on B has a pistol on me
One sound bank is trying to get the AK
I want to get to you guys hold up shit
Connector dead run into you guys are you guys going out? I don't know yet honestly these seconds
Probably bang
Yeah, I'm a little bit better with that one shot man.
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m.
Waaaaa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.
Same thing. I think they bought again. They bought Scouts and Deagles again.
Yeah, I don't know if I wanna go home with Scout.
Yeah, I don't know if Scouts are...
Try to take B. Try to take B.
Bro, peak again monster buddy!
I'll push B-Short and then the guy connector might pop out, too.
Right side monster.
Yeah, I don't think he's a redside monster, that guy should've died.
I bet one's behind this.
Open that door and kill me.
One in water.
I
If you can lay through spawn
Barrels offing fuck. Oh my god. Hello
I can't make them all that's such an easy monster shot and we need to drop
I don't think I want to beat this monster guy again
Heal down, and then we go on the other side, I think.
Kevin hopped though, so...
One connector.
Nice.
One more connector, one more connector, I think. I believe.
Watch out.
I'm watching you guys as long.
Yeah, one bathroom, I'm getting down.
Oh, shit.
That's unfortunate
This guy and the head shot
This guy is so good at peeking little tops of heads
He's so good at it. I don't know jack. Oh, maybe
Long in my water fountain in the bathroom
One right here
Got no fucking you telling that 30 seconds. I might just
I am the one that did them, but I'm-
Come on, man, I gotta make a frag here.
This is disgusting.
All right, let's just make picks.
They push.
I mean, that's an internal monologue, all right.
I'm telling myself that.
this guy is so good at fucking headshots it's actually incredible
Why do I fucking book asshole?
That's not dude, he only knows how to shoot heads, it's impressive, it's actually impressive.
I think they have two ops, right?
Dividers, or probably.
Whoa, get the fuck out of here dude.
His name is Brain Damage and all he gets is headshots.
Right, right.
I knew there was going to be someone else.
I think, honestly, you might have a better idea if you can just kill that guy to close construction
or whatever.
You can kill that guy and put the site, the monster, and construction.
I think we can take D.
I'm going to buy your map.
Yeah, you might be the one.
if we rush that guy pillar the opposite and we get the site we're rushing
I'm rushing towards you.
Hey, fuck this place.
One more shorter. One more for the fuck.
Dude, these flashes, bro.
Oh my god. GG.
Ah, we got close.
I have no idea what to do.
We got close. We got close.
Yeah, I don't know.
Feels bad.
It's kind of impossible with two ops.
Somebody gets picked and then we're at 3v5.
I don't know.
I'm gonna play con.
When we get played for pick, I'm gonna play the pick.
out. One likes to play con for sure. Water's pushing out. Water, water. Watching your door
green
Long long I knew it bro
Fountain fountain fountain that was him. That was him. Okay. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it
I'm faking A, I'm faking A.
This divided guy is gonna, hopefully he misses.
He's a good offer.
1v3, 1v3, 1v3.
I'm not watching anything. I'm just playing side with an a-game
I'm watching graffiti
Got down
4v5, oh T.
Stick it to T side.
I actually think the long guy pushes, so that's an easy pick. I'm gonna see if I can get him.
I'm gonna try to peek monster. Playing for picks is clearly the way to go. I mean
What's this then, AWP, bottom frag, whatever, bro.
We're just picking, right?
Yeah, we're just playing for fix.
Nice shot.
Alright, let's fake B here.
Water water I hit him. Oh
Now those bitches at long fucking pushing can they be found here? Yeah, he's probably in fountain. I'm very long
Really dude
I
Probably apping divider, that's about smoke on my part you smoke this purple
All in con
I have smoke for this you should rush them together just rush them together
20 seconds
gotta go
Oh, he would be there bro, he would be there
Am I the time this is brain damage bitch his fucking head shot at me is insane
I think he came from long though
if they like to push long and connector and all that I was watching long for
literally a year
we pressure just have a bunch of lurkers without a bunch of lurkers I'm
literally I was watching that shit the whole fucking round
of
a short one
of
I'm pushing long.
Monster right side and one connector.
I'm in bathroom.
I'm watching connector from our T spawn.
and what are these guys timing we've got one's walling one push up short
we'll be careful yeah nice good kill I'm watching long room I'm still in bathroom
one's still in con I'm Molly one monster still I'm on a tree but after a
flash Molly you guys quiet
I'm watching the con push we gotta push somewhere 30 seconds just run up a then
I'm on your bank
I'm gonna play calm so they can't just keep cutting us off let's just get one round here
If you find Khan, I think you split.
You split me.
Okay, that works.
Yep, yep, that works.
King Khan.
Slightly through the aim of sandbag and fell back.
Oh my. Oh my.
We're even where the bullets friend we're even were there on barrels
Need help on that.
Oh, there's no one at there.
Oh, there is.
Um hello
Oh, by that side
One of
Oh, man.
Yeah.
it.
There was an attempt.
Yeah, let's have both of the rifles play B. All off long, off like the fighter.
Alright.
Trying to make it a tie.
Yeah, I'm going to just play inside.
the con is kind of open
oh the native fountain, the native fountain
flash is long
one long, one long
too long, too long, too long
flashing construction
long dead, long dead
flash
construction, they're trying to flash in the B
yeah
rotate just take your lunch
ok
fuck smoke is crazy
smoke the
mate A and foot
what's that say
fuck it
watch the bathroom some blinds
I'm gonna push out of the door
They have one bathroom
One long bathroom
I tagged him, I tagged him
They rotated B, they rotated B
Dude, why are you watching for Trina bro?
Marlin
Dude who's so far?
I guess I know.
Damn.
3v5?
Oh really dude?
I did something dude.
I did something.
I'm all mad
Damn damn damn dude
I tried boys I tried
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
boys you know what maybe I can't aim but I can worm all right I can't aim but I
can't worm
I think this is the longest steam has been down.
Hello!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my god, oh my god we're dead, bro.
We're dead.
this. Bro we can survive bro we can survive! Don't let him be successful here.
Okay. Holy shit.
Thank you bro. Yummy.
Mmm.
Delicious meal.
Mmm.
Oh
A little more oh my oh my hold on hold on let me get let me get some of that. Thank you
Oh, someone's gonna die here. Oh, there's a traffic jam. Oh
Shit
I'm chilling man. Don't mind me, bro. Don't mind me
Back to fuck up, please
This is pro, really?
Top 10, top 10 gamer.
This guy's gonna die. Kill him.
Whoa! Okay, this guy's having a feast right now. What the hell, bro?
What the hell, dude?
Okay. You know what? Whatever.
There's a certain angle where you can overlap your worm with somebody else.
I'm just going too far
People people
Don't kill somebody else I got nothing
Oh, okay, yummy
where are you going bro what are we doing here what are we doing there dude i can afk
Shrap this guy.
Thank you very much.
Dude, okay, fuck this game right now.
me thank you very much oh dude okay fuck this game right now
god damn it bro
Can't shoot can't top ten the worms
Eat me Lothric, okay, bro send it dude. I
Got the majority. Thank you then
Uh, well these fucking worms man, they're little, they catch you while you're turning very slow and you can't react fast enough.
Oh my god, bro, I'm letting my mouse's, what the fuck is this, brother, they changed the controls?
Wow, it wasn't my kill so whatever
I'll eat this for all of you guys, thank you, thank you, delicious, I appreciate the
kill man don't mind me bro I'm just I'm pve right now let me pve yo I come in
Peace!
That was fuckin' guy.
Shit, dude.
He's back. He's back. Get the hell away from me.
This little shit worm dude trying to ruin the run
I just got a baby bro just got a baby
I hope this worm, I feel like I'm gonna mark him for death.
I'm gonna be preemptive with these moves.
Don't trust any of these worms.
Whoa!
You're fucking joking.
There's nothing you can do there.
This is not Counter Strike?
Oh my god, you're right.
Damn, man.
You're right.
Oh my god, I just realized.
Worm Strike.
Big Steam. I would if I could.
Steam support didn't even tweet anything about it either.
It's a little odd.
Unless they usually don't.
Whoo
It's Christmas Eve the offices are closed
Whoa, oh my god, thank you
Yo, thank you, man! Back to where I was!
Yo!
Alright, PvE. PvE, leave me alone!
I'm just a slow moving cargo vessel.
What's your favorite drink for Christmas, uh, water?
I don't really have like a Christmas drink.
Yeah.
Hydro Homie?
Lumpo are you fucking kidding me man? You piece of shit dude. Oh my fucking god
Come on, man.
Lookin' lump-less.
I want our chiseler!
Ooh, ooh!
Alright, it's fine, I'm gonna eat this.
Thank you.
We're back we're back
No
Let me eat and peace please.
Fuck this guy, someone kill this guy please.
How am I gonna eat just literally fed everybody but me
I thought it was over
I'm just gliding around bro. I'm just mining my own business. I'm a stegosaurus, bro. Alright,
I just eat the plants okay oh man I was gonna go for it but nope nope a nice
pile of worm will come to me I don't need a head towards it it will show up
I don't need that much I'll share yummy I'm chillin man I'm chillin brother
I'm cheering my brother
No, oh my god
Oh, damn dude, okay, top 10 bro, give me a top 10 here.
This is hard mode, because I have active stream snipers that don't have my best interest.
Okay, this is slither with the difficulty modifier.
A difficulty modifier.
NOOOO!
Oh my god.
I thought it was over there.
What's happening over here, friends?
Come on, top ten, bro. Top ten.
Oh my god, you actually made it through.
What is this happening bro? Get the fuck out of here dude.
Come on!
I
Yeah
okay bro okay
now I'm not gonna be here tomorrow we will be doing some Sunday yes what is
New Year's by the way what is New Year's
Oh my god, I could have killed him this guy's gonna die boys. He's gonna die just wait
food for everybody
You're gonna shake it food for everybody
We're all gonna be eating good
We are going to be eating well.
Oh my god brother, what the hell is this?
Fireworks stream next week?
Yeah, maybe.
Chat, I'mma chill here, I know it was a little late.
I'll do one more worm run.
Oh my god.
Yes.
I apologize for the super lateness.
Okay bro, I don't even know about it.
I need a damn PlayStation 5 controller playing this game.
Chat, thank you guys for chilling with me.
GG's, I apologize for being super late today.
Friday, I will be here next stream.
Friday, we will do it up.
Merry Christmas, happy holidays people.
GG.
Peace out.
I will see you guys.
Yes, indeedy
Thank you guys for chilling with me follow the channel chat
Peace out till next time boys and I will see you
GGs and
Yes, happy holidays, Merry Christmas, and I'll see you guys on Friday. Alright. Goodbye guys. Enjoy your night. Peace out people
GG
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