I
Oh
My god
Are you guys doing chat house live what up what up?
Hello hello
I guess doing I apologize shut just yeah on I was building a Christmas present. I'll be honest, bro
I had 264 pieces bro, okay
It was either be late for eight minutes I
Was at the end bras at 90% and when they're at 90% and you got to see a hundred percent
So I have to finish it up right to see dude. It's a satisfying toy, bro. You like
You just drop marbles in and it like goes down a bunch of funnels and shit
It's kind of cool, bro, it's kind of cool
You should apply that logic to video games as well.
I'm more of a hands-on person, okay?
Sometimes I break my immersion breaks.
Sometimes it's more hands-on, bro.
a mom man.
What are you guys doing?
What did you guys get for Christmas?
Let's go.
Did you get your favorite thingies?
What did you get?
Let's go.
Nothing called bliss cake.
Chocolate a Ferrari?
Okay.
I
Stick
Depression, yeah true
Yeah, man the holidays bruh
It's different for everybody I mean damn
It's different for everybody, but I hope it was good for the majority of you overall.
I hope it was well.
I got influenced since they're getting a shock collar for my dog, really?
Really out of everything?
That's where you landed.
Wow.
interesting that's where he ended up out of everything
what did you get for Christmas I got a steering wheel
I got some bits and bobs and things and things
You know
Some things and things
Yeah
Yes, indeed
Well color Bugatti brah, I don't even brah, I don't even own a car dude. I
Have no car to my name
If the lease doesn't count oh wait it doesn't because the lease is as a title
Nah
The lease is tied up to the the bank of the the dealer
All right, what we got going on there boys was happening bro was happening bro
Rage off-roading racing adventure game ocarina of time today dude, he's crazy we could
What is today Friday I could dive in shivery do shivery too was great actually I loaded it up thinking it wasn't going to hit and it hit I thought I was going to suck ass but it was like I thought I was burnt out but no still a good game.
Nope, still a good game.
Still a good game, yeah, what I fix.
Check the God Slayer from the Batman Devs.
There's no way.
Which one, this one?
An auto battler?
What do you mean from fucking Batman Devs?
What are you talking about?
The jousting?
Mm, the jousting's a bit potato,
but it's still with the physics of shit that's nice.
What is the drift?
This one?
Q4-205, explore derelict ship.
This one?
One is subsunday?
Oh, ask AI dude.
Go ask your fucking bullshit, you ask.
Oh, it's a racing game?
Now this one's crazy, dude.
Wrong game, but no one knows about this.
Randomly found a banger.
Whoa
Q4 2026
Baby
Yeah, I wonder what the mod, if you can play Ocarina of Time with a mouse keyboard, it
is Sacrilege, but I wonder if you'd think so.
You would think maybe, or it's just, it would just not function well because you
need like the radial.
Why though? I don't know.
Yeah, I was just curious, but yeah, I would just control her anyways.
Finish the altars. I don't think that's happening.
A drift. Where is it, bro? This one?
December 9th?
Bro, I can already tell.
I don't think so, man. I don't think so. This one? Really?
What are we doing, bro?
Bro, what are we doing here, dude? What are you doing, bro?
I know I know we're 50-50 on counter strike either like it or you don't but I think I'm one game away from my rank and
After the grueling I hate this game and still enjoy this game
I
Have one match until I'm ranked I
Think I'm gonna hit twenty two thousand
But I feel like I need to do a bright hit nine games already. You know, I thought I was gonna drop it
But it will happen steel bounty
Boys I've seen this potato
We're not doing it
Will you play valorant no bro, I'm leaving it behind in 2025
Chat, it is 2026 in five days.
All right, wrap it up, throw away all the wrapping paper, Christmas is over, let's go, shove everything
in the closet.
Let's go, done.
That was fun.
All right.
I'm not ready yet.
I don't know, man. 2026, bro. It's going to be crazy. It's going to be crazy. Throw the
tree away. Still Christmas? Nah, it's over, bro. It's over. We celebrate two days of Christmas
here okay bro already got the fireworks out I'm ready for 2026 I'm ready I feel
like it's a good reset even though it's just gonna be the same shit and they's
just gonna roll over and then you're back into it the black ice December 24th
what is this 14 dollar 14 14 dollar
YouTube chat says hello.
YouTube chat, hello YouTube chat.
God damn bro, you've been a member,
aka a sub on YouTube for 15 months.
God damn bro.
Holy shit, yo thank you bud.
God damn bro, what the hell?
Yeah, some people are all about YouTube dude, doesn't matter.
New upcoming combat flight sim brah.
What is this?
First time noticing a 15 months of honestly, I didn't even know I've been streaming on YouTube
From more than a year
Okay, I know that's actually weird hold up. I don't think I've been live on YouTube for over a year
How are you at 15 months?
There's no fucking way
Now that I think about it hold on
Vods go up unless he just subbed before I stream consistently it's been like three months on YouTube for
14 months bro this guy's dog
Nah, you a way you can use subs you could subscribe to people's channel that
Don't stream is another thing on YouTube. Oh
Damn bro nice man
Yeah, thank you, bro both you guys
It's been like a whole year on YouTube. I got a look I
Got a look I got a look all the man
Yeah, hold on we pull this up and then what else
NVIDIA GeForce now's time limit will stop gamers after 100 hours each month
Dude who the fuck who uses GeForce now does anyone use that?
I didn't think about that. No, maybe actually. If GPU prices go up, more people will start
using cloud gaming. Finally. No way. Is cloud gaming still popular? Has it gotten better?
I don't know. I remember we had like the Luna and all that bullshit. It was like the dry for it
and it felt like it just crashed.
Does anyone use cloud gaming?
Is it like, have they, you don't hear much about it.
Yeah, like the Stadia and all that.
I know GeForce Now.
I have used GeForce Now before,
but I wonder if it's insane now.
Netflix is gonna save gaming.
Dude, I actually, wow.
I did not think about that.
I mean, shit, bro, building a PC is already was already expensive.
Now it's going to be way more expensive.
It might actually open a door to cloud gaming.
Oh, honestly, that's just I don't know, bro.
I feel, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I can't see older PC gamers doing that. I can't see it.
Like you just can't. The latency on GeForce now, how's the latency now?
I feel like it would be more intact where devs would try limiting their games more.
If people can't keep up with the newest GPUs, they're gonna then it doesn't make sense to make insanely demanding games.
If so, it's gonna be toned back.
So it's interesting where it's gonna land. There's no way cloud gaming, you need like a new generation of gamers to jump into it.
Older gamers, who the fuck, who's going into cloud shit?
The only thing I can think of is if someone just really loves gaming and they can't afford
a gaming PC and they're like, I really want a PC game and it actually makes sense to cloud
game.
War Thunder FPS is in closed beta.
Let me see that.
Single player is fine?
Yeah, true.
for the new releases, you know, single player cloud gaming, would you would you play chat
would you cloud game if there was no delay single player game for the price of like what
game pass was?
you pay a subscription for single player games? Your PC can't run it. At the same time, a lot
of you guys, this audience would say no. Yeah, you guys are all a bunch of fucking boomers.
I would say no to.
But at the peak of Game Pass, it was undeniable getting Game Pass was really good.
If it was priced similarly, and GPU prices, RAM prices were just through the roof and
you can't keep up with the demand of modern gaming, would you pay for cloud gaming?
single-player games? I don't know. No, that sucks. So you would rather just not play at
all. No, cloud gaming sucks. There's input lag and quality is bad. We were just talking
about how apparently it's gotten way better.
Try it, test it, you'll see it's bad.
Well, sure, let's see what happens.
Mario Kart World reaches 2.5 million units sold in Japan
reaching the milestones in just 29 weeks.
Fastest selling Mario Kart game was Mario Kart for the Wii.
It took 89 weeks to reach 2.5 million units.
Freaking Mario, bro.
Dude's more popular than ever before.
What do we have here? Dragon Ball Fighter Z, Lowell Cold Vane. I'm all set. Return of
The King Campaign Battle for Middle Earth 2.
What is this?
What do we add here?
People are saying, yes, I've learned nothing from Netflix
and it's end certification.
People switch to cloud gaming.
The future of games are doomed.
Yeah.
Yes, yes. The future of games is a big question mark.
There's so many, there's weird shit going on, it depends.
It depends where you fall with AI and how much it's going to be injected into gaming.
On top of PC prices going up and everything,
It's gonna be an interesting future.
Who the fuck knows?
What is this, Return of the King?
The shadow is almost upon us, Haragor.
Soon it has come to all that I strove for.
Dude, I was watching the two towers last night.
In this world we come to rule.
Long have we carried with you the rebels to past.
What game is this?
This is your test.
What game is this?
Every path you have trod through wilderness, through war.
A strategy game?
We come to it at last.
A great battle of our time.
The blade it was broken.
This broke a few years ago, sir, to me, a steed.
Beside the Ranger, become who you were born to be.
No! Let it go, you son of a...
Yeah, it's just like a turnbait. Like, what am I looking at here?
Oh, it's an RTS.
some mod.
Yeah, these graphics have like a golden vibe to them.
It has like a great older look to it.
the age of the return of the king? Wait, is this official from the devs? Oh, it is a mod.
An epic RTS campaign. Oh, that's actually cool, bro. BFME2, Rise of the Witch King.
Wait, what's the game called?
Or is it not on steam?
That's not on steam?
What the hell?
It predates steam.
I
To was it to
Yeah, I missed it was it to bro. It's too old for steam
That was to let me see two years ago. What was this art was this kind of like a starcraft II
I'm probably not gonna play a chat. I'm just curious
I was like, Oh, Mordor is here.
This is awkward.
Oh my God.
People are going to look at that.
Dude, I can't believe RTS is the whole the whole RTS wall was painted over and underneath it.
now it's painted over and now anybody looks at this is gonna think it's a
mobile game
no one literally just took one of those paint the fucking roller and just paint
it right over it I knew that was coming I'm gonna send my heroes over get out
of their builder so I do get resources and stuff all right and we can get
Eragorn now
Like are you mining resources in early game?
hold up
Let me see how does it what is early game like you can quickly heal them up the full string
It's clearly here. Oh, that's gonna be the first one to
You get out of there out of the
Out of the Citadel and then we'll go with actually micro heavy. It's mostly the farm
born the return of the king
All right, so let's go ahead and build our barracks
And we'll go ahead and build another house here
And that will be our farm I should say that's actually sick bride I know there was a
RTS style game that was a
lot of the rings I
don't know
This makes me want to play Age of Empires
Maybe I should brown maybe we go into an age battle
Today I might just go all I might just go all over the place today
Let me just download it
Let's see what's happening
That was cool that they did that. Rise the Nations? Nah.
What do we have here? I might lag.
What do we have here?
Age of Empires is great just because of the 1v1s.
Aino is like you want a really good single player experience.
Age is good. It has a good single-player experience as well, but it's like super historical.
Ain't I like you're managing?
Ain't I you're managing... you're like a fucking... governor.
Age you're...
Trying to get all your resources together to get a massive army to kill.
This looks pretty, this looks sick.
Korea IL-2 series
Yo is this online you get into a jet it looks sick and you just try to battle
I mean I'm down ace combat looks cool I think the only thing about ace combat is is the
the leabiness of it.
Like it is a bit anime coded,
although it does look good.
Isn't it, isn't it super anime coded?
I just want a good jet game,
like on par with flying a jet in Microsoft Flight Sim,
but maybe with more combat.
Yeah, this is more like you got like a,
like a story built into it.
I just want like a mechanically, I just want the band mechanics.
Yeah, DCS.
The man in front is Jan Rex Coe, the wings of Thief.
You're riding shotgun with a legendary ace of aces.
Here's a last story as you fabricate in front of the global metal of story.
Radio contact, we think it's the shadows.
Actually, this doesn't look...
This actually looks like it could be good.
I take it back.
I thought it was...
way more weeby.
Let's keep at it Rex.
We have them!
The killer is Rex.
To keep alive wings of beef must stay on the mission.
Must keep it on.
I can make up your kill count to be whatever.
Alright.
For now on, you'll be the greatest ace pilot this war will ever know.
What was Ace Combat 7? I never played this. Was this one good? Seven years ago.
Was 7 good?
Is it linear?
When I close my eyes, the sky in my dreams is a deep, dark blue.
The kingdom of Eruzia has declared war on the ocean that it makes.
I repeat.
I've never played an Ace Combat game.
Oh, you're pushing fast in the rear.
Did the jailer know about the shitstorm he was sending us into?
Penal units are just pawns.
What's with this guy? That's an SU-30.
We don't want to mess with this guy!
All we can do is fly away as fast as we can.
So you simply watch things unfold from a distance.
Yeah.
I mean, who would have ever thought that I'd just go and follow them straight into the enemy squadron like that?
You really is foolish, isn't he?
Yup. Sure is.
So what? What's your status?
Well, I'm feeling a little excited. I'm just figure-ticking the beast out.
You can finish this game in one shriek.
Really?
It's that short?
Is it kind of like a movie?
It kind of looks like you do some missions and there's cutscenes.
Give us a tack on everything you've got!
What other choice do we have? We know!
All their tests form up on trigger. Nice and tight.
Sleep with your happy face.
That's the airpatch my grandfather told me about.
Let me see it. I mean...
Where's the game plan?
Where's the gameplay buddy?
PS5?
It's hard, you won't finish it?
How is it that difficult? There's no way.
There's no way.
Buddy, don't talk to me about difficulty if you'd never be egging on, okay? I don't even...
That should have auto-muted you.
You don't have the credentials, bro.
You don't got the credentials bro relax
I ain't like jets and stuff.
It's a good game.
I mean if I could beat this in a stream it would be that actually is incentive to just
try it.
I've never tried it and they've made seven of them
Try project wingman, it's much better
Chad is that true
Or is it worth just waiting for the new one coming out as my first intro to the game?
Project Wingmong.
I have this.
I played it for 0.6 hours.
I only played it for 0.6 hours.
Yeah, but on sub-Sunday, and I've enjoyed it.
Ah.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah, thank you, Nolaki.
Yeah, Wei Dong is making the 2026, I mean, the 2025 highlight video, it can be like two
minutes long.
There wasn't many this year
Nuclear option I'm debating wrong debating wrong. I'm debating brah
I'm thinking about it
thinking about it
New lost host game play but a bing a but a boom
Bada bing bada boomie land split
I play this I play this shit
Why not?
I'll check it out.
That looks like the sense of speed was decent.
Whoa! That's kinda cool.
Chat, do I do cup of the day?
I'm four minutes in.
You still playing on Lord of the Fallen?
I just need to load it up.
I just gotta load it up and play it.
This seems like a cool game actually.
I mean, shit man, I would play this.
I can't tell if it's like a bunch of levels or all connects and you're just constantly moving on the RC car.
Yeah, this looks cool dude.
Yeah, I say cup of the day we go from there, bro. Come on man.
Are you kidding me? I say we do it. I say we do it. And then I'm going to check out some lane split.
And then I got Age of Empires and I want to do it. I want to see what my rank is in Counter-Strike.
I got one game left. Did you ever play this? It's a mafia style game. What do we have here? The Sabatoir.
This looks familiar. I don't think I have the no actually no I have not
Sorry, but you won't win. I disagree
I oh factory
What the hell builds your living factory using organs and fleshy bio machines
kind of cool. If they like made you could, I don't know that was kind of sick. I wonder
what do you really do? Digesting and processing it's it seemed kind of cool man it's a sick
concept. Check this is literally what is inside us bro come on man. You're literally digesting
whatever the hell you ate this morning to some degree, man.
They got all sorts of types of tunnels and tubes inside of us.
It's not just digestion, it's also resource transportation.
It's also resource transportation, okay?
Oh
Yeah, boys
But I mean by the boom
But I mean bang boom
Washed striver bro rude
We had her
I
Was I need a soundtrack let's move I need a soundtrack I need some speed
You've seen some it's been playing ballerina way has he I have not
He gave up on CS I
Don't know man. I can't get into it. I can't I would not
He's been trying it hmm. I can't I don't know I don't know if I have that in me personally
Oh shit is this the new map? I don't know I feel like I'm kind of CS is kind of hmm
Val's not bad I just don't feel like learning it and then learning the maps and then all
that maybe I'm just being a hater. Maybe I just gotta try it. Chad what are we listening to here?
This guy? Sure.
Give the salt shaker. Give the salt shaker. Dude the map after Christmas better be amazing.
That looks like a Minecraft portal.
Oh, this is just pure dirt tech, though.
Seems like a cool map, though.
Hold on.
Listen to the new year mix from Lquicity that dropped.
What was that one band that did the skate story music?
So I'm like that playlist.
I didn't hear it again to see if it was actually good.
something, blood cultures. Was it literally the whole LST for this? It was maybe only
a couple of the songs though, so the whole thing might not really make sense. It was
is a specific playlist, whatever.
Yeah, cause I don't know.
Ah, what do we have here?
Okay.
This map seems kind of similar to the last time I played with these little rectangle gaps.
I couldn't look it up.
Oh, I'm gonna look it up.
What day was it?
Oh, I found it.
I found it.
Oh
Oh, shit, okay.
Which way am I going here?
This map's kind of potato, it's a bit potato.
This turn you gotta watch out for that.
That is a speed killer.
Come on, 1400!
This is the same route, stands a check for deliveries.
All right, that turns a little weird.
Keep going, keep going!
Blue
Really I pass my ghost
Yikes. Okay, there's a lot of areas of improvement here.
Come on, buddy.
Yeah, I need a new playlist chat, this one's not it.
I liked it the first time.
Oh God, um, what do you call it? Exposed? What was the year mix? Liquicity or whatever?
What was it again? Liquicity?
Oh shit, what did I press? Oh there we go. We're bringing up the salt shaker in the
milk man. Maybe a little more volume too while we're at it.
Dude, I love the people still pledged a cup of the day.
Even though I'll fall off of it, bro, there's a reason.
This is still one of the best online racing games on PC.
Or just like constantly new races that just works?
I don't know why this is such a hard concept to just fucking apply to video games.
Sure sometimes the map sucks ass, but like whatever.
It's a consistent little tournament with good driving mechanics.
Like holy shit.
For the very low barrier of entry.
Yeah, and it is very skill- it's super skill-based.
It's extremely skill-based.
Honestly, Trackmania is easily like top three all-time racing games.
I think it's so good.
Mainly because of the cup of the day as well.
There's something about just like something fresh that everybody is trying to get better
at at the same level and it's just about your experience playing the game.
I just love the concept.
I think it's like everybody trying something new, and it's a shit ton of people with them get ranked.
It'd be nice if there was shit like that applied to other games. I don't know how they would do it, but like even FPS form and RTS form.
Some type of like daily competition of sorts.
It's something that's easy to get into with a high skill curve.
I don't know where you would apply.
I feel like something like this is like, I don't know.
There's a reason I was come back to this game.
Do you think DS surfing is familiar?
Yeah!
Kind of.
In a different way.
But it is kind of like surfing.
But without like a rank system and shit.
I'm sure that like leaderboard is good.
This is like everybody's playing at the same time.
All right, everybody
Gladio and Glory bro, I if I really wanted to stall like it
Run the dev should I give him me the game bro? Come on dude
I
Was I was about to I would have funded the further development of the game
He said I was was baby though, but like why'd you why'd you abandon it then bro? You're a patch to the years
It's in the shit stain bag of steam
I
Cut my bra, I could play some gladiator I could
I got a full w you see if I can beat the girls. I like a double you
Oh, that turns hard for cool W. Alright, I got two attempts left.
I would main half sword.
And Papsword added the multiplayer that I'm thinking of I would make that game.
Easy.
All right, last attempt, last attempt, here we go.
All right, 847, I'm scared.
Dude, half sword and four honor are totally different, dude.
Or honor is doesn't scratch the same itch waters different
That's very different
Reverse for a shortcut? Don't tell me it's one of these maps. Don't tell me it's one
of these maps that you can do that. No way.
I
All right, warm up before the real thing I need a new I need a new
to uh...
osd
yet i need something new here
i will unfollow if you don't play cs today
well you don't have that much power bro no one cares
but i will be playing it
we have here two days ago.
Sub Sunday this week?
Of course, bro.
It's a regular week, man.
Even though, you know...
I'm trusting this year mixed proud because I'm gonna have to lock it and I can't change it.
I don't know right now. I don't know right now.
I
Got three seconds, bro, I don't know about this
We're alive boys 1226 the day at the crash mass
All I ask for with some skill, let's see if Santa gave it to me.
What the fuck is this list?
You think someone can do this shit?
Someone must have a wallmark!
You think there's skill in the wallmark?
Get in!
Crap, come on man. Come on dude.
I'm pulling out the old one I'm pulling out the old playlist
I'm pulling out the old one that was made long ago and Spotify bro. You do one thing. You just load music, dude
I'm loading up the old playlist see if it's still got some good ones
Hey, what happened?
Oh, that was lying.
Oh my god, I keep- oh my!
It's okay, it's okay.
I guess this is horrible, while others have done worse.
Yeah, what was my quality like rank I was in I was like 800 so these people have these people have fingers
Hold up I just read division 14 hold on dude
We got monitors here. I'm a little worried. Damn five players.
Alright, here we go, here we go. I did a good run.
I already failed.
I don't want to fail.
You're kidding, GG. GG, boys. Unless... Are you kidding me, bro? What is this turn?
Oh my god, that was so bad.
What are we doing here?
Are you kidding me brother?
Oh my god dude, this map is testing me.
Oh my god dude, I'm just slamming into the walls.
Oh, what even is this right now?
Sorry, I have to turn my hacks on.
Interesting.
Okay. Hold on, hold on.
Come on, man.
All right, no more switching, it is what it is.
Oh, that was so bad.
Oh my god, it's over.
Oh my!
Yeah, this map is testing me, dude.
The turns dude the turns oh my god
No, no, no
All right, here we go here we go here we go
There's no way for me to win this.
Smack or are we smoking with this? Or are we smoking when these playlists are discovered?
Wow, that was a PB.
No top ten though.
Isn't it better to remove the other models, yes, but...
I play on hard mode for a while, okay?
Oh my god, I lost all my speed there
And I just attacked the wall
Wow.
Yeah, I'm just gonna get natural eliminated here.
The rank is too high and I just map this.
I haven't gotten one good run that I feel uncomfortable with.
Mm-mm
Nah bros not happening
Ah!
Really?
Nah, dude. Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
come on dude maybe
oh my god
you
All right, you're done here bro. You're done here. You're done here, bro. It's over, bro.
It's over. You're done here.
Come on bro.
Come on man, no pressure.
No pressure, no one's seeing, no one's watching this right now.
it's okay
no pressure bro you got this bro
come on man
it's okay dude it's okay someone else will bomb
you got this
Okay.
Oh my god.
Come on, bro.
Come on, man.
I
Come on man.
Damn, is this guy good, does he stream?
I'm kidding, he's going out, he's going out in two rounds.
He's out in two rounds.
He's out of here in two rounds.
He's out of here.
He's done.
This might be a problem.
This might be a...
I think this is a problem.
GG, bro.
Oh, a little bonk there.
Uh...
My streamer never wins, buddy.
You're not wrong. I don't remember the last time I won.
I don't remember.
Okay, he actually might win the whole thing.
Bro, he actually might win the whole thing.
This dude might actually have it.
He might actually do this.
Who's doing it?
Maybe.
He said he's in the wrong division, so he qualified late, so he's dipping out.
I
See
True mad whatever we're gonna hit up this demo. Let me see what's going on here
Lane split
This is why we play video games about it, bro.
This is why we play video games about it.
This is why we play the video games.
Lumen.
Leaderboard.
Traffic unavailable? Really? Oh, I see, okay, I see, I see.
What the f- I'm gonna do shit. Did I not do that right?
Oh, okay. Why not?
Primary my ass, where the fuck is the primary color even changing?
I don't see it changing at all.
Yeah, why is the front wheel, what the hell, is it because of the shadow, it must be the
I don't know if this is the right one.
The back wheel looks like a different color.
Like, how do I change that shit?
The front wheel? Excuse me?
How do you change the... maybe you can't.
Oh, that changes it actually.
What the hell, bro?
Sure, dude.
Whatever.
Let's see if this is any good.
Interesting.
Have you ever...
Have you seen or played the remake of the End of the Greatest RPG ever made?
No.
I don't think so, what?
Alright, what the hell? Oh, you can actually walk around.
And then there's no music.
Interesting.
Oh my...
How did you get points?
Ah!
Oh, if only that's how real life was, just bounce off stuff, like, lightly.
Why couldn't physics be like that?
You just, like, go fast and then you're like, oh, oh, you stopped.
Maybe the points are distance-based.
Alright, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Yeah, the sense of speed is good.
Yeah, the sense of speed is sick, bro.
All we need this is in a multiplayer game.
They did say multiplayer coming soon.
Ah, let's see here.
What is the point to go really fast on a motorcycle?
Oh my god
Ah
I'm fine. I'm fine
All right, let's see. Let's see. Let's see
Okay, spacebar, okay, spacebar's a good hampery.
Can I get off the bike?
Oh, shit.
Okay, this is GTA 5.2.
You can just play cyberpunk and do this.
The point is literally just accumulating for how long I drive for without stopping.
Oh, without hitting anything.
So some guys have about 100,000?
Okay.
I don't know for 10k.
10k on the later board.
Oh, shit, we made it to a bridge.
How the hell did I hit 2,000?
Oh, near misses do give you a lot.
Oh shit!
Oh!
I caught him!
Y'all mad, what the heck?
This is a brand new demo, I've never played this before now.
I don't know how that guy got a hundred thousand, unless it's not about the speed and you can slow-mo pass.
Or, you know what? The music playing is...
Really? When do you start getting it?
Oh, okay.
Oh yeah, do you have that lights?
Hell.
It's too late to react to see if there's like a massive turn in the road.
Oh, we're back in the tunnel.
Wait, what?
What the heck happened?
Wait, did I die?
I don't think I died, did I?
I was chilling.
Was that the map limit?
Maybe it was the map limit.
Damn it bro!
Tenk!
Okay, I don't know I think I did die bro. I think you do die
Sometimes just bounce off because there's no way that was the end
Let's see let's see
I already did, you just bounce off! I think I already got it dead.
As soon as you hear the wind noise, I'm pretty sure that means you got it.
Oh
Come on, get a carry.
Get a carry.
15k 15k
Yo, what PB 5k yo, what excuse me
Excuse me bro
It doesn't count if you die how else are you gonna stop?
Is it actually double blinds?
Oh, it actually spawns you backwards, I don't think it does double points.
Relax, let me reverse!
Alright.
Yeah, this would be fun to play in multiplayer, but like, you know, with like, Wreckfest physics.
We need some Kavinsky.
Hold up, hold up.
hold on change game brah about you change your fucking I don't fucking know
change something you piece of shit yeah
all right here we go
15 days 15 days
Oh wait.
Bro, I just needed the music.
Alright.
Bro, this literally doesn't work.
Oh, it's many music and then the other thing.
Now there's no XP in here.
I'm going to hit something.
This is how the latest Road Rash when they failed making a new Road Rash.
This is what they should have won with this vibe.
Now you just need items and players.
One job.
Honestly, the game feels really good to drive, the sound is good too.
This game's gonna be popular.
Actually a good demo.
It feels really good to drive.
I thought it was going to be some bullshit.
It feels really nice.
Maybe the fact that it's just a loop
just didn't go on knowing it's an motorcycle game.
It's not going to be a super game.
I'm just sitting on the side of the road.
It would be interesting how they do the weather. I want to see a rainy road.
Damn, I should have slowed down. I was at 26k.
I didn't hit the leaderboard 30k and then I'm out 30k leads the leaderboard I'm
leaving I'm leaving I'm leaving all right 30k and I'm slamming the brakes you
I can't change your bike and the beta.
You can't.
This is not VR.
I need a 30k soundtrack.
Have you seen the Jingle Bell Mongolian throat singing version yet?
I have not.
Play a good song, please!
Like he wasn't just listening to a good one. What the hell are you saying bro laser Hawk overdrive?
I don't know about this
She may be maybe
All right 30 K leaderboard 30 K
I can't wheelie but not at high speed.
It doesn't have any shift but nothing's closed back.
Whoa!
massive one-lane ship here
Come on man. That wasn't it boys. That wasn't it.
Maybe this fits.
I can't make it louder.
I gotta make the sound louder of the game.
The loud engine, the engine sounds good in this game.
Oh my God!
Come on, man!
you
You
All right, come on 30k FOV is a bit too much
I think you probably put a lot of work into playing this game.
You think the devs?
How do I not die there?
Okay, I'm fatteling.
I'm fiddling. I don't think 30k. 30k is a dream.
There's two other cameras? I hit just like 1, 2, 3, 4 and nothing changed.
I blame the song, boys. I blame the song.
Maybe. Maybe.
Maybe.
The tunnels are insane match now.
Oh my God.
What?
Oh, God!
Oh, that sucked! Oh, shit!
I
Yeah, that was bad. All right, come on 30 came around the mouth
That way back to the bridge.
Oh my god, no!
Dude, come on man!
Oh my god!
Dude, come on man!
Oh my god, oh dude, come on man!
What are we doing there?
What is the name of this song, really?
the XX intro? You can't change the bike in the demo.
30k song?
Hold up, before we do it, let me just sit here.
No, I actually shouldn't have done that shit.
It takes a while to load up.
Dude, 30 k, are you kidding?
Wait, that wasn't 100 k, that's a million.
Dude.
How?
Yeah, you can't, you can just change
bike color and then 10000 oh rank 40000 for a fit come on brother fuck this is shit
What the hell is this?
Yeah, this game's sick.
Get this wicked...
Ladder and base motion.
I
Should have left
Come on, dude!
No, this isn't VR.
Just drive safely.
three leaderboard listen to this
did they vote did they
drive the speed limit to the PB
Where am I accumulating the most of my points?
Is it a hundred per car?
Or does it go up depending on speed?
I can't tell because I can't look at it.
Faster, you pass a car, I think, the more pace you get.
you
You
I'm gonna hit something.
I don't mind the tunnel though.
Oh
50k song
How do I hit 30k?
Now, we're not doing this.
stop
There you go
All right, we're gonna do like two more attempts in the next game, but this is a cool game
Trust me bro, I got your 31 K song
I
Oh shit, no reset!
You got a lot of laughs on the floor
I'm bleeding in my heart
Running in the night with you
I want to get away again
This is the end of your story
I'm running down the road with you
I'm running in the night with you
I used to be your one
Oh my god.
My play accumulation feels slow.
Shalva!
Now that gun was killed, man, you switched lanes.
But I'm also going like 200 miles per hour to high-ball.
I'm not a fan of how you have to stop to secure your PB, as it makes me want to stop
to save it.
I don't like that.
Like why?
Come on man, I would save the 25k.
Come on man!
I hit up this section... earlier.
Oh, damn, I turned too hard.
Thanks for watching!
you
We're falling off.
Trust a hundred one percent.
I'm sampling the songs.
None of them are really it, Chad.
None of them are it.
They're all...not it.
All right, I'm just going to randomly play one.
Link me sting. Oh my god, bro. Did your dad go get on your computer before when you went to the bathroom, bro?
I got a video from the 1998
All right, I don't know sure bro sure I'm over it. Let's see this guy's been linking this maybe it's good
Oh
Wow
Let it go, you gotta get into the phone bro!
The guy wants to bet the drop in the 0,0,0,0.
Okay.
We have left.
I
Know
Alright, two more attempts and they're going to dex game it.
Well, again, I'll be playing this on launch
We got the saxophone
Yeah, the saxophone is a dying art, bro. Shout out if you know how to use it.
I see it bro, this is insane. Anybody use, anybody, uh, saxophone classes? Respect.
Got the fucking strap.
Oh my god, I see it now.
I see it now, bro.
A concert in 2016.
We couldn't find any sex... god.
Sexophonists.
I don't know what the plural is.
Sexophoners.
So they have this fuckin' chat GPP make the sounds.
Oh my god. There's a shortage. There's gotta be a saxophone shortage.
There's gotta be, bro.
That's just like an ancient language now.
They're not gonna call you. They're not gonna get like the call in one of those movies when the world is ending
They gotta like find the scientist. They're not gonna find the last sexiness sex opponent
But it's a lost it's a dying arm, bro
All right, 30k!
I
Already came out come on come on come on here we go here we go we're going to where we had it where we headed
We're on saxophone cool down now bro, okay
GTA 5 Biking is better?
Oh yo dude!
Yeah I mean GTA 5 Bikes are great.
I used to be the one
I used to be your getaway dreamer
I couldn't get enough
What is this shit bro?
What the hell?
Maybe maybe maybe
Come on, man.
I think the toll's coming out.
What?
I tagged something?
I dropped it?
What?
I'm going to take my head.
Oh my god, how am I not a 10k?
I
You can wheelie at slow speeds, like I can hold shift and it zooms me in.
I pass through there but, risk it.
I think it means no points.
We have way more points at 300 speed.
I think.
Oh
The damn tolls!
Yeah, I don't know if I'm gonna have 30k for it, I think I'm done here.
I'll play this game when it launches. I hope the multiplayer is sick. I hope he pulls it off.
I don't know if it's just going to be like what it's going to be, but it says the multiplayer is coming soon.
Now, bro, the last run song.
Okay, you guys really want Initial D, bro.
Some of you really want Initial D.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
They're classic.
Speedy is mine
I'm a vampire
I'm ready to fight
Speedy is mine
It's not my way
I'm ready to fight
Speedy is mine
I'm ready to fight
Speedy is mine
I'm ready to fight
Speedy is mine
No!
Come on dude
Alright, for real, last attempt. Okay, last attempt. For real. There we go. I'm also,
I have my, my, I'm on the Alt Team. I'll take the 25K, I'm all set.
I don't know
Here we go
This place is mine, my world, my world, my life, my life
My country, this place is mine, my country, my life, my life
My country, my life's mine, my life, my life
Fuck
Shut it down, bro. Shut it down, man. Shut it down, bro.
All right
Our boys we got age of the empires
I was good, I would actually I will wish list this game. I am now I am now looking at this
I am now will play on launch sir. That was great. That was fucking cool, dude. I
Will I will see where this game ends up?
That's sick.
All right, I'm doing my last CS placement.
We're going boys.
Let me start with my last Counter Strike placement match.
I know, I know.
Dead stream, blah blah blah, Ballerin's better, la la la, yeah.
Not wrong, but I'm still queuing.
Here I am still queuing. Blah, blah, blah, where we at? Premier diversity, where is it?
show how many more you need. I swear I have one more game until placement. I'm blind. Where
is it? You have seven? Wait, you need ten wins? Oh my god, I thought it was ten matches.
I forgot
Come on man
That's unfortunate it was bad
How do you even win ten times you don't have to win ten times in a row? Oh, I see what you're saying
I miss the old rank system man this one's fine
this one's fine
You have to actually win.
Easy.
Nope. Nope. I don't care about the others. I even play Mirage. I'll be honest, I would
play Mirage as well. Looks like we're going to Mirage. I want Lyra to get GE so bad.
Yeah, that's not happening
Just valorant to map bands is it similar where usually like one map gets picked all the time
I
Have a rotation map pool
I'll play to give us kid need
where's case yeah triple B love that you can just do competitive only Q dust to
you can get global elite in just that map yeah it's like fake global elite
though that's like dust to global elite not the game the map ramp clear
What the hell is this first round bro they're shredding someone said walk and we'll go out
of the smoke ticket.
Yep smoke area.
Take that player.
Yeah.
You're going easy.
There's nothing ramp yet.
There's nothing ramp.
Yeah one guy at ramp.
Hey just throw all their decoys here yikes.
just rush it
i gave you a love attack
i'm lagging
can panic
i was just about to ask if it was decoys and then i turned around and i got 6 of them
Oh, we'll get the round back easy.
Hold the hold.
Three, two, one, go!
Damn!
Never mind.
Where's Scott?
Where'd they go? Where'd they go?
Fuckin' sir, in Russia. I'll save my pt-50, I'll give a block.
Boy, that was block.
Hello? It's me.
I
Do in the market area
Oh if I won an off but I can't afford one we're all getting in for all the area
I'm actually gonna push down ramp because I'm crazy and then I'm just gonna go right to
I think it was worth
one
Triple
Blues flanking if you guys
Chill just chill
Let's get a ticket maybe
Nice. Oh, they got it. They got it
I want to say but like I can't I want to deagle armor should I do it and throw I can't wait
to miss every shot
this is a heavy throw around, i need to pop off here
top mid one
one deep
top of mid
I'm not here Ram. I'm watching Ram.
This one's about to fade because...
What? You ran through the mid smoke.
You want to take connector here?
Okay, thank you.
One dead down the window, I'm lit.
I got your jungle, kinda.
I'm leaving, I'm going CT.
There's some connector.
I got 20 HP.
Push out cat.
Push out cat one.
Two on me.
go cat to be
baby safe
thanks though
i got a kid
is your teammates want to kill him?
oh he's in the window
wow he was actually there
really?
I got an injury.
Yo, Tommy, I got enough for an off.
Whoa!
Wow.
Scary.
Tell me how I'm in Florida.
I get better ping connected to Chicago than I do to Atlanta.
I'm Canadian, I may sound a bit semester old.
David!
It's all right.
...
No off, bro! What am I supposed to do?
I don't even want to play this game if I don't have the scope.
It's a lot of retarding, you know.
Let's make this rain get stramed.
I'm all...
But how-
But how do you know?
You took it all my toes.
Oh my shit won't work.
I'll make two.
A-Ram clear.
I'm gonna push it.
A-Ram completely clear.
Probably 1, 3, Talon, if any of the guys...
One chair?
Yeah, they can hear you.
They can hear you walk on.
Oh dude, they heard me, didn't they?
Jump to window.
One more under window. Connector with bomb.
The two kills I needed, bro. Come on.
11 ones. Yeah I should have reloaded it and fell back a little bit.
I need way more information but we're on... Good tol'a.
Hold on. I got one of y'all fuckers in the seat.
They don't even smoke windows, so I just gotta say for an op-nation, okay?
Alright, save this round.
Is he trying to say one of those walls?
We should nade up an edge.
Shh, shh, shh, shh, listen.
Did you fart and then open that?
Oh fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
I'm in it. they're waiting for us. I'm at my head.
Oh god, god, god, god, god, god.
Harry, big strap.
Alright, the ton back.
the double off come back are you watching mid yeah I'll watch me all right boys here it
is yeah and then I'll probably assist you mid
I'm gonna hold my smoke until you shoot
nothing a ramp
okay I'm gonna place a one out window dead
I'm watching your palos purple okay
look you want back
are you watching underpass mid or no I can't yeah I'm baiting you say oh close
go go go under
All you say me one on your pass
Is in the cubby on so on Iran
To be
up there
Yeah
You just shot Vanish? One?
I'm one in Palace.
You're still in Palace, looking around the window.
What is that guy doing? I think he DC'd.
I like nerds.
He must have DC'd.
He was fucking stunlocked.
I was scared.
I meant apartment did I say palace
on let's move up I'm all the way around the flash above the window
That's it!
I don't see any ramp
Come on, I didn't know you were peeking, sorry, what's that bit?
Ah!
I went for that second hit
Throwing fire
It's Santeria.
It's open.
Worth the trade.
I'm dead.
That was a nice shot.
Reloading. Giving up mid.
One's close.
Yeah, one underwind.
Getting caught.
Underwind up.
one hot day
window that
flat
have you tried stretch
I'm gonna play stretch 69
yeah bomb down
I kinda like this guy's crosshair
I kind of like this crosshair here. I might stretch this for three
Nah, I'm gonna stick with 1440p
Nice
Maybe
Oh, there's nothing. I'm good.
Oh, it's there going on this round. They're feeling it.
What am I going about?
All the fucking stuff out here.
I hope this isn't a 12-12 match.
No window smoke, okay rush.
I'm not getting ramped so far.
You must have jumped, man.
God, God, I think he's caught.
Yeah, by the air.
Probably saving.
He's dropped.
Shee, brie.
All right, they're going A for sure at this time.
52.
He plays 16-10 on an iPhone.
on a green glade, CTP, CTP, TROY FIRE!
Oh, a key back home.
Leading down smoke.
Mid smoke?
TROY FIRE!
Grenade out!
Oh, they did cat smoke too.
Top mid. Oh, wait!
I'm watching CTNL.
T top mid.
One tag mid.
I'm taking you out of there man.
I'm watching con 2, sorry.
Oh my god bro, I'm so rounded dude.
One palace, one ramp.
I don't know where the hell to shoot.
them cook white power I like that shit
I can't say nothing
I know I should have smoked there but I feel like I would have died
I'll say it then around
I'm watching your palace
Okay, thank you.
What's up, man?
How's your mid?
Nothing here, right?
Okay.
Got that one?
I'm in there spawn.
Only window?
Ornate.
I'm gonna play a topic ticket.
Bottom mid one.
One two.
Nice bomb down.
Not nice.
He's under press, under press.
Oh no, didn't you go top?
You could have gone con, you could have gone.
I'm watching con, nothing.
Uh, uh, I just crossed them.
Damn, bro. Three of them were palace.
You flanked them palace?
Rush, I'll give you up, though.
Who's the double? You're really good, Neat.
I don't know how you multitask like that, bro.
When your kid is crying, I can't.
I can't, I can't, I have to pay attention to the kid until someone else has the kid.
Hush, hey. Hush, hush, hey, hush, hey.
No, I can't.
I'm watching Palace, but they're trying to push.
Ramp, lots of nades.
Yeah, one palace.
One out, ramp.
Two chetris, two chetris.
One fell back, ramp.
I didn't get any kills at all. I was just constantly baiting.
Hiya.
Constant evasion dude
You one G palace, I don't think I did
I'm gonna buy a smoke and see if I can buy a smoke drop me two smokes on a or drop me a smoke on a I can smoke
top stairs and jungle
And then if we get if you get bobbed down just push through CT. I
Got lost in that jingle in the background
Yeah, it's my
Yeah, the blocks were shooting blanks, dude.
Bro, deagle armor, look and push. Easy.
Yeah, this crosshair, bro, is not it, man. Okay.
Deagle armor, 1 deagle lost piece.
Yeah, I'll smoke window when it's late.
Let's go.
1 deagle ink.
One window.
Scouting window.
What cap?
Cap push up.
A boss.
Con, push bro, save round.
What are you doing dude?
Keep con, you want kills right?
Fucking fuck.
What are you doing, dude?
Pete, Tom, you want pills, right?
Fucking fuck.
Oh, they're on.
Yeah, they're pissing me off.
Oh, Pete, start leaving the market.
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, my God. Does this guy have a force field around him or something?
I'm taking this guy's crosser even though he's just called
down.
BAM!
I haven't done anything in like five rounds.
This is bad.
This is not it.
Right now, this is not it.
Yeah, we should rush B.
I'll smoke the Molly.
I need to find it
We're going to be rushed, I'll smoke the molly, and I need one God-nade, I'll W.
okay
one cat
one
nice
oh shit
I'm so lit hide guys
I think that guy
I
Want to say bro, I want to say I need my
I'm gonna have a shot, guys.
Grab a shot, guys.
Another pallet.
That's bullshit.
It's a two-dead pallet.
One window.
I could fake fucking A if we want to go B.
Yeah.
It's fucking cat. I'm working back towards A though.
I'm waiting for window smoke.
mombro peak
and they could have already rotated
they try to make a little bit of noise mid
you can go lay out right
mombra show the head
what a ladder room i think i just heard a noise
underpass
Stairs stairs
yeah don't buy that for a care
I was gonna peek window bro whatever man
stop it
I give you another smoke cause you know what you're doing
Under his scaffolding?
Pop people is a loose pre-loal.
This guy's pre-loaling.
One one the ICAP.
Sector's on P. He's closed.
Nice bro.
Okay we're gonna flash for a fucking window.
Okay. Flash window.
We'll close damage.
one window dude come on what are these peaks dude one con one
I'm going to do a grumble.
Dude, this is insane.
I ran.
Fucking tool.
Nice, wonderful. It's got a store juggle, I think.
Maybe you're wrong.
Alright, let's do this.
Whoa, held it.
I throw in a flashback.
Fuck you.
Nice shot up.
He's fouled.
He's fouled, bro.
He doesn't even fucking peeking.
What is it, brother?
This team is literally whack-a-mole.
This is a game of whack-a-mole right now.
I drop one also.
Get another B rush.
I got window.
We're doing a beer usher now
fucking cat
Hopping cat hoppin cat
No, are you kidding for these players one's cat with no HP
This is actually the most insane mirage match that I don't even know what is going on.
Did I get tagged at all and then expected a smoke push game?
I'm just gonna knock it over there.
There's two techs on the ground.
If you're a tech 9 user, I'm gonna try to get to the cross.
Okay, yep, just like instant transfer, yep, okay, right?
Yep, sure dude.
I suck, I suck!
50 dollars off and off. What are we doing here? What are we doing?
It's open at the top, mid smoke.
That's out of my fucking pay grade, I can drop you on that.
I got to make a spawn, I'm gonna go mid-pass.
Oh, bro, don't push underpass, guy, don't push it.
Window's not at the top.
Window's in spawn.
He's going off.
One cat.
One window hopping.
I can scope window in a second.
If you guys can be second.
I can spawn it.
One push cat.
Window dead.
I'm sure he's a lot of it.
window
all man
Palace or underbelk?
One jungle.
One dead. I think there's one more jungle.
Palace. In Palace.
Aye, Palace, Palace.
I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm leaving. I'm bad.
We're on Dubai here. Go for a way. Go for a way. Go for a way. I'm down for a way.
rush get the bomb down there surely just get that fucking smoke
I don't have the smokes with us Molly
Is anybody?
Yeah, you'll have
Alright, this is my rank, here we go
Ah, hopping
watch the on-cat one window one more market
market we have to control market of course bro with your shimmy peek really
Let's just go out a right out a you have to fully commit
Okay, right. That's one connector.
Okay, stop there.
I got my fucking number this time.
Damn.
That's her real
Oh my god, dude connector, bro
Dude I just casually died didn't say anything
Ah, she just got my gun out right now.
Renee!
Sure, what's the weed count?
They have more weed profile pictures, so there's a higher chance of them cheating.
Oh, man, I spent the fuck to see it.
Oh, he's bonk on.
Alright, we have less anime profile pics.
Pick on.
Wait for it. Pick on out.
Nice guys.
They're looting all kids.
There's an anchor.
I dropped a smoke for somebody.
That cat guy was pushing.
Just watch out for him.
Cat!
Cat, weed.
I'm through smoke.
Can I see a telecom?
Take care.
Yeah, we got a telecom.
Take it open.
I'll take it.
Yeah, let's grab your ticket.
Nice.
More cats still.
Pick a tag.
Oh!
I'll keep an eye on the firebox
Firebox
Okay, dude, okay, dude, okay, bro
Oh, yeah, plenty.
Oh, dude, I got on, bro.
I got on.
I got on, man.
I got on.
Yeah, I got a hero for it.
Hold on.
Come on man.
Anyone wants the stranger things?
Anyone wants the stranger guys?
Anyone?
Well that match made me that was that was horrible brother that was horrible
That was so bad
Open one case? No. I refuse.
Got overpassed the hell out of here. I don't want to see it ever again.
I never want to see that ever again.
I think my rank is going to be 20k here I'm thinking 20k here
Alright, they come back. They come back, get him.
I got mid-mines, we're happy.
I'll go banana.
Pop's up with op in Inferno.
I need a black outline around this crosshair, and then I think it's good.
And then I think we're good.
that's actually that's a clean action that's actually a clean crosser right
There's one there.
Struck there?
All.
Just one, just one.
There, one. One. Two. Three.
One lights him in.
Two on side, two on side.
He lost.
I'm gonna shoot.
You're doing nice.
There's no shot.
My bad.
Boys, why do we still play this game?
What's wrong with you?
Us.
I'm out of here.
Uhh...
I'm under terrorist...
No, I like that one, Shred.
I'm not the basic king, so...
Interesting.
I've been playing a lot of Arc Raiders, though.
It's been fun.
Yeah.
I'm pushing down mid.
Mr. Pimple, can you peek them with me?
You don't have to rush it.
Just peek them.
Yeah, I'm just...
I'll get them.
Yeah.
Thanks, brother.
I'll peek.
Move it.
I'm all here you can rush down now I'm rushing down the right side just to watch me
To recommend it that I supervised by being there is a people
That's bomb art don't know
That's flash but I was definitely
I gave him bomb, he'll be...
This guy's playing with no crosshair.
I feel like if you're playing with no crosshair, are you using your monitor crosshair?
What's going on here?
He's on a sliver or something, I don't know.
No kid.
and a sliver or something, I don't know.
No kid.
Is there a kid down somewhere?
Oh, he has no crosshair.
What do you mean you do the same?
Monitor crosshair, it's OP with OP.
There's a steam app for crosshair. I guess that's one way of doing it
I guess, I guess, I see that, I guess.
I have a kit for B.
Roger that.
Alright, AWP is hitting to that voice.
I'm dead this way.
I'm dead down and fall back.
You got trucks out or you want to arch that?
Ooh, here we go.
I'll smoke mid for you. Can you peek?
Where? I'm on the boiler peak.
I fell back to site.
That's bomb, that's bomb.
I'm over here. I'm all in holster here.
Can we get truck? Careful.
Yeah, need it, need it again.
I'm going to open. We all fell back.
Nice. Good job.
We arched.
He's right side.
I learned.
You're the brother.
From the middle, if I smoke mid, you can pick up the bullet.
I doubt.
Can you guys both play Truckside this round and then just as long as you guys don't get
rushed down I'll come back but I'm gonna triple lead banana.
So triple lead banana you guys just hold the mid maybe smoke it earlier or something.
and then I know man I'm gonna be fast yeah so we got the close boy
oh my god
Oh dude, that was so lucky dude. I accidentally right-click and just flick to him.
That was some BS.
Alright, I'm back in mid with you.
Since you got the after, just tell me what you want to do on the overground, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm just peeking mid and then falling back and waiting for cross.
deal thing I'll flash ready for us
alt mid some
yeah okay
that's one of the red
one on one out
okay okay
I'm close mid.
Mid-punch.
That was a good peek.
Should be in the wild, just be careful.
Did it jump out?
It did.
Wow, that was a nice fucking truck.
Sound bag.
Fuck yeah.
You're trying to get that B.
I kind of just kept spamming that.
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh.
You guys know I was flanking harder than I did.
He's about as old as some
Ramp
Wait what?
I think I've been hit on Gamble.
I've never seen that before. What was that?
Gotta get aggressive somewhere to get info.
What was that?
I've never seen someone peep there.
Elevated.
Flash lane.
One talls.
Spoiler alert.
Did they boost off the edge like that? Was that a thing?
Just cleared nothing. Just swing-picked.
This is the way.
There's a mailbox. I've never seen someone peek like that.
That was the first time I've ever seen that.
Oh.
Here we do.
Oh my god, what a shame.
Damn.
How did that guy lose that fight?
What was he doing?
What?
Why were they all looking here?
I just...
Double flashed over here.
Full TV 4, let's go.
Good round.
I
Was there not masters of picking mid. Yeah, I
Would have smoked mid earlier for you, but I didn't know if you wanted that smoke in your face there
Are we back?
Who called
Here job sick yeah, I get to like a thousand sub is here
Can you guys lock down mid again? I'm going to go around it.
I'm going to go through the manager.
Alright, Grains and I are here, guys.
Oh, you need one more time out?
What? I'm here.
Oh, you are here.
He's put down the TikTok, bro. He's here.
You're still far, but this is not normaly.
I'm only close.
I'm just going to model the bedroom and made the model stay, try to get the living table.
Oh my, ultimately God.
Dude, does this guy just play like a map where he just swings men every round?
Wow.
I'm going to pick up the truck or you want me to take Arch, pimple?
I'm going to hold Arch.
Alright, okay.
Alright, I'll take it.
Dude, every bag, what is this? Bro, headshot, dink. Okay, dude.
Let's go double-pill here.
I was trying to peek mid right now, I just saw him.
That's bullshit.
One might be boiler.
It's flash boiler.
Flashing?
Ooh, that flash.
Yeah, one boiling
And one's trying to push mid
Oh my god, both dude, I'm first in P op dude. What even is this rank?
This is insane brah. I'm playing a bunch of whack-a-mole characters now whatever this rank is
one
one six
one's coffin is one of these three planting
one has been cleared
oh it's weird
what the f***
twice and I didn't kill him huh?
I made it, I made it
Y'all made down B?
I feel like that idea didn't get aggressive towards logs around so
I'm made down mid
Yoyoyoyoy!
What the heck?
What was that?
That was like through the wood, did not look like a connection, but it was a good one.
What the heck?
What was that?
That was like through the wood did not look like a connection but like one digged guy.
What the heck was that?
Bomb has been planted.
Bro, don't save the dig, bro.
I'm going to push apartments.
Okay, dude
Whole teams at B and this guy is by himself at a oh
My god if my team held B, he would have been blamed for being useless
But he is effective
The heavy lurk
All right, this is getting a little tough now
I
Try to think it's not the crosshair, but the person
First edition the keyboard
I'll need them to go back.
I want to block them so they push them into B or A.
I understand.
Sorry, don't do it.
Close the car. When are we out? Close.
One more.
They're stuck there on a smoke. They didn't come out.
Got a good one.
We smoked highway side of mid.
One more B.
One more banana.
One bottom mid.
This one's about to fade.
Nice.
That was the guy that killed me, there could be more.
He's got the gun. He's gonna aggressive and get the gun.
One's mid.
Both going running highway. Both running highway.
Oh my f**k!
What in the f**k?
One pit on Slider
You're not dead?
Yeah, Molly pit one of you
10 HP
I think it's gonna be pit in that guy with 10 HP
Can you see him back on your side?
So
This pumpkin guy bro, I don't know this guy is walling bro. He's walling I could tell dude. I could tell the yes
He is brown he's a little sassy
He's a little sus
And we all have eight kills
All right, all men has the greatest wide peak that I'm scared to peak it
I got your apartment if you can watch that boiler.
I'm doing a bunch now.
I'm throwing a grenade!
Yes.
CT.
That's it.
Another one.
One more over.
Dude!
They're both in an arch.
That was such a fast arch
that they already cleared it bro.
I thought they were in an arch.
I thought they never pushed.
I...
I
Thought bro, there's I swear that one was gonna come out palace or something
These games are so weird, bro, I'm not gonna lie. There's something there's something odd about these games
It's almost like the rhythm the rhythm is not meshing with me
I'm going to go banana early, let's triple banana in the knowledge room.
are you kidding me bro
One in apartments.
We're going up there.
This guy needs to ride a buff, bro.
He needs to ride a buff.
Two lane, one house.
We're already on site.
Two lane.
Exciting pit.
He's lit.
He boosted here.
to
the
death
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
the
gamejournalist plubby lul
thank you bruh i'm a gamejournalist thank you bruh actually thank you
if you're a five stack what are you doing pistol some nerdy shit
I'm acing this round. I'm acing this round. I'm acing.
One right side mid. Of course he hits me once, bro.
That's a cold.
Come on, out of here, bro.
What the heck is this dude?
That's shot one on B.
Kill off, kill off.
Just smoked.
Big, big pit.
Big pit's lit.
Nice one, big pit's though.
Big pit.
Big pit dead.
I'm lit, I'm lit.
I'm watching the library.
well might be arch I'm scared I'm watching one library okay dude this guy
doesn't this guy literally had a good he's so good I wish I knew you had five
HP bro, I did not look at your site
This pumpkin guy has farmed me all CTs.
I'm literally subbing up his kills I am 7 of his kills
I don't know why it's the halls and uses utility for halls and then I'll trip to like a nade
push mid or scout mid or something stupid.
He's more, he's more.
Nothing mid, cross.
Yeah, one eye, Grawls.
I don't hear anything else, but...
I'm gonna have to keep an eye on it for sure.
First one. First one.
I'm watching banana. Don't worry about it.
Back all already.
One more back all.
Last guy is CT. CT flash back all.
Good one.
That guy is professional Mac 10 run
That guy went from alt mid
Attending all the way to be an almost right one
These matters are stressful compared to 20k before it didn't feel this insane now. It's like these guys are
These are up there in the ranks
you
No cross
Slow down and maybe go up archer
One's laying, no smoke side
No smoke side
I'm gonna keep making no use
We're gonna just take trucks out I think
Halls, one's pushing
One's still on B, one's rotating through CT right now
There can only be one on A
let's go just just go ahead just go ahead
he's on the arch
big pit big pit
he's pit
big pit there
I'll plant it
we're gonna come from library in arches
I think kinda for you
landing
it's landing for you
I think I can throw a quote from Sharkside.
Oh my, I was trying to reposition, I didn't think you'd be there unscoping.
Okay, okay, okay, hold on now, hold on.
Together we can do it
You're gonna be doing this in the retirement home dude how to strike nine
Dude
Random Pete
Look CT course I got banana
You're cheating.
One more speed left.
I finally killed him, boys.
I finally got that rat.
I finally got him.
Dude, he's always doing the longest, like, loop arounds.
What is this tactical timeout bro?
This guy DC'd on the other team.
Really?
I wonder bro.
20 unranked DCs.
He's back 22k.
Now he's won a poor player welcome.
I'm sweating
now
we should just go be like now go go go now
wait
I'm nade
I'm not gonna die
That was really close
Low-cost, low-cost
Crop in the new box
What's that?
He fell back to church
Sorry, he's out
Nice
He's pushing
One more backpatch
He's still... 15 seconds
I got it, I got it
back to all nice oh my god it's up there no dude are you kidding me he dropped
the bomb up top you're gonna need you to be taller than that
all right this chat works 80% of the time all the time I'm smoking right
double flashing it really really quick read
should we get outside?
some block
do you want to get outside?
nice
he just dropped mini-pit
he's laying
ow
he just protected me
both are watching CT
I'm watching uh...
Watch the lane.
Yep.
10 HP, got dead.
I threw the flashbang.
I'm not sure what it is.
I think I'll do the shoulder tape between the same holes.
9.
9 feet before.
Cool.
So our money should be pretty bad.
That was scary.
yeah they'd what one guy alive and then none see I think you're in the spam
halls remote that was funny skinny guys
Oh please peek here dude, somebody
Come on your boy, let me get you
Another one down
One in boiler, one in boiler
I'd rather them left mouse click over myself
You know, it's called sharing the kills crap
All right, it's the holiday season dude
I thought it was games. Okay, it's two more. It's wins. Okay, given given says you need to get wins to get ranked
Our first I thought it was to 22,000, but I think I'm thinking I'm gonna get 28,000
I think I might be 20 K 28 K ranked maybe 30 K
Open cases for 30k now
Bro, no one's opening the cases, bro. No one's doing it dude. Please stop. No one's opening the cases, bro
That's an old gamba no one cares about anymore
It's an old school gamba
Our gamba of old
I had a decent holiday, bro.
I'm more kind of about the new year now, bro.
I'm feeling like, holy shit, we're headed to 2026 in five days.
I don't know, man.
Another year for the books.
Who even cares about years?
I do bro, okay, I do, okay, I do
calendar markers, yeah
Pushing 40 yeah
You're not wrong
Closer to 2050 now than 2000
Why you gotta put it like that man? Oh my god! Oh my god! What the what?
I would not mind some dust too, okay? Please, all I know is dust too.
I from Balochio, shit.
Bro, oh my, okay, we're gonna mirage everybody.
I would even go to...
Okay.
Tea-side mirage right off the bat.
Oh, dear.
We got a 22,000 rank question mark.
I'm scared.
This is going to be a loss, guys.
There's going to be some fishy, fishy pasta going on here.
Fishy! Fishy! Basta! Basta! Fish fish! Basta! Basta!
No one's saying anything. One goose ticket? Okay. One triple.
And these three are going B. This guy's A. Oh. Interesting. Wait, wait. Oh. Dude, it's
So silent.
Damn!
BAM!
I only said nothing! Just frag it out!
Oh my god, we don't gotta say anything.
Alright, maybe they're all in discord.
Doesn't it show if they're together though?
It could be ignoring you standard in Europe.
I think that's just you dude.
Right guys, standard guys.
Take it.
Guys.
No, that's just you, dude.
One jungle.
One take it.
2T more, like.
Last guy, 2T.
This guy has zero kills and he's at the top.
Crazy.
Really, a hundred off?
A hundred off.
a hundred off
why hold and just get nades until i get a
off
risking it
risky business gaming
cap push cap push
I got away like 20 seconds spare me please
I
Peak bro
I'm blood
And anyone identified this rash for me?
You know AI exists now bro, why?
Why are you, who has the credentials to look at your rash in the chat dude?
Nobody.
Go upload that thing to...
So I don't even know man.
What are you doing bro?
Don't encourage bro, but he okay, I would rather encourage her to use AI for medical things if he's it was hopefully to asking Chad
All a nurse bro
You're gonna take one wrong direction.
Oh, there I am. That was me.
You're too damn good, bro.
I'm good now.
Unranked.
OK, bro, you are good, brother!
Finally, someone with gaming in their name that actually games.
Any useless fucking window smoke?
Okay bro, we're getting there man, so it wasn't even warm up time.
That's pushing right now.
What do you see here?
Oh, just armor! You're not!
He has like kind of a weird window.
He's got an ace and we are useless.
You know sometimes you just gotta get carried alright?
Just sometimes...
No.
I'll be...
I'll be Abdo and kills.
I just need to pop off.
I just need some time to pop off.
That was a horrible smoke.
I was a horrible smoke.
Insane, ma.
Damn!
There's this guy, he's gonna see just fine isn't he?
There it is boys, still got it.
EEEE!
Still got em' boys!
No, this is a silent lobby, only gunshots, nothing else.
Silence.
Blinded with a Molly headed right towards me.
One cat.
oh my god
what was that?
What?
One site, one short.
One unknown. Could be on B.
He's going cat right now.
I'm planted.
Yeah, they have a counter.
That's my...
I got marked.
What is this bro do you know I don't even know where I am bro?
Bro checks the tightest window peak.
Bro checks the tightest window peak before even clearing the chair.
Okay? It's a common spot.
Oh
Okay
The dude does the most
the most insane peak on the top of stairs no resistance instant checks
BAM!
Flashback!
Bro, if they clutch this, these two are so good, bro.
Hey, watch this.
Ah.
Damn, damn, damn, damn.
I'm gonna shoot now here we go
No.
This is the easy way to kill a person that they call home.
I'm throwing a black flag.
Wee-wee.
Wee-wee now.
Wee-wee.
Come on.
Oh, really?
Dude, this guy over here, bro, okay.
I
Damn shot him through the stone and dinked it
I
Got a clean big a low ski 1v2
Okay bro! Okay!
This guy's playing a different game!
Dude, this guy's playing a different game!
Okay!
Alright, alright!
The heck is going on here?
Now it's the time for...
Not those, not those, ow.
What was?
31, what was?
What is your name?
No way you think me buddy!
me buddy
Take it one take it
Okay, bruh bruh bruh bruh
There's bomb
Still got it boys, still got it
Still got it
20 years of practice.
You got that.
You've helped that.
Okay, one ticket.
Yeah, I'm gonna flash these.
Oh.
Triple.
Y'all could be worse.
I could be bottom-fragging, alright? I'm just saying. It could be worse.
I don't know if he's actually cheating, but unranked and insane shots.
I was I was recommended if you think blackjack is
is uh BS you played bakarot you know play bakarot
oh he's toggling
he left to turn on his spins he's reactivating his cheat subscription
Ow!
I am the one that was the one who did that one thing a long time ago.
One, one, one, one, one, the one...
Maybe
He's an ethical cheater he only aimbots bro, how dare you how dare you accuse me of walls, okay?
I only aimbot alright. How dare you?
How dare you
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.
You're done, bro.
I want a double cat.
I'm gonna shake the gun
Triple
There it is, boys. We're back.
We're back, boys.
That's all I needed.
That's all I needed. Team player.
Team player.
Now let me go donate a knot.
It's 10-3. Let me go do that.
Here you go, boys.
On the corner of the M4.
Really buddy?
Pushing A?
I was on Palace.
One's underpass, one top mid.
Dude! CT spawn? What?
I don't even know, bro. I don't even know.
Where?
He must have come from B.
Bro, just yoinked my off, dude, and isn't gonna even...
I mean, technically, I didn't drop it, so it's not mine anymore, technically, still.
I'm going to get another one.
Right. Right. Yep.
Some Palace I think?
Uhhh...
This one needs a carry.
One bench, one ticket.
I
Start
This venom's guy always one tapping me but anybody else whiffing I
I have a built-in magnet in my head.
Alright, if we win this, officially one more match and I'm ranked.
I'm thinking 28k.
Based off of this performance, 28k easily.
I see it.
If you're safe, you're out.
The terrorists win.
Magamade!
Magamade, what are you doing?
Magamade!
Muggle maid is dinnertime man, Muggle maid!
He always finds me he killed me a ramp dude. He always finds me bro
Always finds me dude
You heard him palace and he hurts you you know what you're right actually when you put it like that
I thought I heard one palace ignored it and then he probably did hear me John
Mother man
What's happening boys? It happens.
1212 Inc. Dude, did they actually do that?
Why are you torturing yourself with this game?
It's not torture. It's just emotional swings.
One out of these, one more up.
Dude, what are we doing here? One mid, one cat right now.
What are we doing here? That was the worst peek.
I wasn't expecting people to be there.
It's going to be something like we win a pistol round, like this round we're just going to
win.
Everyone's going to, it's going to be a pistol match, we're all going to get kills.
Let's give it to the boys.
It's going to happen here.
A ramp clear.
See?
I'm in their spawn.
Fruity to relieve.
Nothing quick ass.
Right vandals! Oh dude, relieve! That was a palace.
Spawn.
Arrreeee! Get their money! Arrreeee!
Yeah, swing surely.
We have to.
One more thing.
There was one bench too. I didn't know if it was gonna beat my bad.
by that
oh
okay
ho
Oh
No
Some flashers, hey.
One down on ramp.
I'm done, bro.
I'm done.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving after this.
I
Want more victory boys one more
I'm feeling bro 28k easy solo queue I
Don't know if that was cheating or not
I don't make me don't make me verse abdo bro, okay? If he's on my team, whatever
If I verse in, that's the problem. We don't do these.
DNB saxophone? Shush.
Get Mirage out of there. Let's go to Nuke. I only, I only know Nuke.
It's gonna work dude. It's gonna be overpass, isn't it?
Oh, and you know inferno is fine
That's wrong.
I'd rather shoot in a ball and eat it than play overpass.
You know, depending on the day, I agree.
I agree.
I played for a big game.
Oh my god dude, look at everybody's rank.
Holy shit.
Hold on, I'm leading.
I'm leading the server.
me. Step into the role. There's a reason why I'm first right there. Alright, let's have
a good game boys.
Oh yeah.
Ahem.
Hurry!
Ow.
I'm gonna let it, I'm falling back to sight.
I die apartments.
They're all mid, he's boiler?
Oh yeah, actually they're all mid.
Could be walking banana.
Yeah, mid purple?
Yeah, I'm holding the cross.
Why not?
I think I'm crossed now.
Lean, guys, smoke.
I'm back, man.
I'm off the edge.
one Arch
one B
this may be half the speed spawn
just keep down CT
I got E.T.N.H.C.
ohhh this is weird
Damn, I can't believe they clutched that, dude.
They clutched that after a 3-5.
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.
Why your stream is so lagging?
No one's talking about lag but you, bro.
I'm thinking it's you, dude.
I'm gonna go with an assumption and diagnose that it's you, not me.
we're gonna put your file in this
is complete I could have been me
that's why I didn't kill
I'm coming to be right now I'm leaving
Nice to meet you son
Hey
There's a cover banana that I might be looking for you
But I don't know one cell around me
Bust
Are we gonna get it right I'm not sure
Sure
This guy
Oh, he has been employed
I was trying to get like a dink, but no dinks
I'm trying to get that one tap potential
Well, I push you heard him plant because I thought he was just gonna peak me and just
kill me at the angle I had pushed slightly earlier from before he planted that I would
have been more confident.
I
Of course not bad of you guys
Second orange
Same. Light same.
Same.
One second then.
One naps.
I'm looking dead.
Coming up, Lane.
Oh, no.
You're actually joking, dude. Like, insane how...
Oh, my God.
I feel like I was holding W through that smoke for an hour. An hour I was walking through that smoke.
Come back.
all right here we go 4k gaming PC
I don't know man how much how much can you get for a 4k gaming PC now one
one giga ram, a 1080, some dust, sparkling dust, effect in your case, there's at least
one for now.
I'm not leaving mid, watching it very passive.
Please shoulder peek, sir.
Please shimmy peek, sir.
I need kill, sir.
open right now.
I was going to sit in pit.
Yeah, well that's three mollies in the same spot, does it triple stack it, or triple
damage.
No one plays this game, bro?
You're right.
Alright, so he decided to just hop there now, so I'm going to leave, and probably just play pit.
Ones and naps.
Ones and the smoke naps.
I'm watching your apps you're in a way my good luck be
One's one apps.
One laying.
Another laying I think.
One more apps.
They're all back kinda.
I
Get one tap from our scoping apps
Counter terrorists, we have you right on! You're right on!
Nice!
You're next, sir.
Let's move out.
I'm doing the peak boys, I'm doing the peak.
I regret the peak, because they all peak mid together when I don't do a tight hold.
Maybe I'm mid-pass maybe.
There, what is this bro, what are these rounds?
I'm running out of plane one, that thing is so bad boys, it's trapped.
One boiler.
Well, I'm gonna say one more time.
There's one more, I'd say.
I'll say two.
No way! That's trailer drum!
Oh, what? Nice dude.
He actually binked him too? What is happening bro? What is happening? What it was? That
That was amazing.
I haven't lived a tell the tale.
Watch, now I'm going to do a slight peek.
You know what, now I'm going to wide peek again.
Oh, I have one HP.
I'm playing library.
I'm so dead.
Let's go pick Titan
You're smoked mid
One lane, one lane, already up
Arch, I mean arch, arch, arch, not lane
I'm scared
I'm watching lane, one arch
Dead arch
I have lane now
Nice
I
Saved me bro. You saved me
I have a drop from someone.
Thank you.
You like Camembert?
What is that, dude?
What is that?
Shadowed is Camembert.
Survive with the equivalents
to how many Italian bridges there are?
Is that true?
There's only one.
Is that true?
8-hunt
We're dead
Save your hunt
Only 3
We're dead
One by the air
Troy
Troy is fucked
They're alive, I'm running.
They're smoked right now, they haven't committed yet.
They're gonna re-smoke.
They're gonna re-smoke, yeah.
I'm smoked off 35 seconds
I should have made that second shot, dude.
I'm going to smoke top of him, Roger that.
I'm going to bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,
That was all dead, lots of stuff.
Check house.
Okay.
Barbis t-steps.
I wanted to kill me so bad, he was on fire shooting.
You know what?
Okay.
You know what, I'm flattered.
I'm flattered.
We got a little match right now, bro.
Oh, look at that match right now dude.
Caveman Bob?
Dude, I'm gonna wait. They throw the...
Shoot at me!
Come on, go take the beat.
One car, at least.
David, blast the nade.
And the molly.
And this guy.
What the fuck?
I'm reloading.
Oh!
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get to the other side.
Nice.
Yeah, there's an op on the map when you're good.
Affirmative.
Got behind your bandit.
Nice summer around there.
All this they get 1311.
Grenades
I just dribble peek one
Yeah
Yeah, I went in for the third kill I should have fell back
Yeah, I'm trying to see that man.
They're wrapping, wrapping, wrapping.
No more.
Last one there, last one there.
Nice.
That was good, that was good.
You know what, he might be doing bad, but it's better than downloading cheats.
Okay, respect. Okay, sometimes you just have bad games, dude.
Okay, at least he's not like
You know, whatever dude, some people are just going to have bad games.
I hate when people act like they don't have bad games at their rank. Like it's actually annoying.
It's actually annoying that they act like they haven't had a bad game. It's like dude,
I don't know what to tell you bro like we've all seen the catastrophe timing and potato aim like
Behind us bro, we were stuck in mid cuz no one was pushing literally stuck in a line
I'm sure, I'm sure, good bomb.
Rush B don't stop.
I'll smoke the mollum, cap nine.
Yeah, I gotta smoke this CT on the road.
One more behind him. Nice.
2v2.
I'm trying to get one.
Oh, wasted it. Reloading.
Falling back.
Just one CT.
Trash.
That's one church playbomb playbomb
Nice, I should
Added things, okay, added things
I say we do it again, same thing
No one expected twice
I'll just tank the nades and jump.
I
Know
Alright, alright the double reed
I'm not going to expect it three times, honestly they won't expect it three times, let's do
it again.
Someone needs to make an FPS where everybody chooses a percussion instrument.
So someone's like.
Wra-wra-wra-wra-wra-wra-wra-wra-wra-wra-wra.
And then the triangle.
Someone should do that.
That'd be hilarious, bro, it'd be hilarious.
three days
what is this guy doing what are you doing one person on banana maybe
it's peaking in the weirdest angles no comment
it's fast
Archon banana, right?
Yes, coming in.
Oh.
Nice.
Noice.
That was noice, dude.
Oh, what, what a, what a war reporter be top damage, dude.
Excuse me.
I'm watching your library I did some rather the air felt the damage
I need the scale spin it
one dig
I
Do you guys appreciate it
all right
Diego
What the fuck he's a mother
Oh yeah, that's a clip.
Got him.
No, no, no.
One day.
That was a nice little clip, bro.
One day.
Oh
He moves so fast
And what it was a 1d it was supposed to be a headshot, but it worked
Yeah guys, I'm feeling, I'm feeling 30k, I'm gonna be place 30k here, I, I think so.
More.
I'm gonna hit him.
Oh, alright.
I didn't see his HP rocket.
More
She's happy to be rocket
Well that became a 2v2 fast, huh? That's one day that's one's here
Well, that's a nice crosshair I like that
That's a clean crosshair right there.
Yoink.
What's for dinner?
I'm not sure bro, I'm not sure.
Maybe some sushi or something.
Banana.
Grenade!
Welcome!
Grenade!
I'm lucky.
Alright, looks like you're gone. Looks like we're still in the game.
Awww.
I'll allow the life of you.
Get out of terrorists to win.
Ah, we're broke.
Could you do our traditional rush beat? Don't stop.
Heard that.
I'll take the molly.
Oh, I got one smoked!
One's alive.
Dude, that guy loves this dude.
That guy loves the fact that he's rushing it.
It's too much.
always set up for it.
should be one more A
alright save one save one
SpongeBob Mac and Cheese with Dino Nuggets and a Choco Leek
I'm just gonna hide in the banana cubby.
One tank did not balcony.
Felt that.
Tucker.
I've been to Egypt, I have not.
Good stem, wow.
Counter-terrorists win.
All right, let's lock him.
The round we lost, I made it a 3v5.
oh my they got it they got it through between three I'm one was for sure V I
should have waited man I just tried wide going both lane line to land I don't
like this reverbs guy bro he's literally dude he's throwing he's not
throwing but he keeps debating dude he says GG as they're gonna end up
making it a tie we're gonna have we gonna leave
EXPLOSION
Bam!
Nice. Alright. 30k, bro.
30k rankage
Are you kidding me dude?
Are you serious?
Are you hey shadow lyric lover streams from
Thank you, man
Are you for really is right now?
are you for really is right now bro are you getting me right now bro 22,531
what can I say man that's good dude that's good top 4% that's good bro that's good
I
Was
You know where we're headed a
Land of magic actually now there's no magic here. This is real life, bro. This is real lock-in
This is real this is history
I completely forgot to play this game, but here we go.
I will go and watch your Death Stranding vaude now, bro.
I'm your blanket, guy, oh my god.
Don't forget your blanket, dude.
Alright, where are we at here?
It's high the highest?
It's right
All right, who am I playing bro, that's the question. We're jumping right into rank
I don't screw around here. We go right into ranked dude
The does it look like controlling dude
No navel no navel
Limited navel no none of that none of that
All
What does that say no more downloads
All right, who's out there
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
What am I playing? Where am I going?
Um, we're gonna go green and... oh dear.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
Did we just look at the Ottomans?
It's just a ranked opponent. Who's Iversing?
His name is just ranked opponent.
Doesn't it usually show his name?
Do you SIVs are too good?
Is that true?
That just sounds like there's a balancing problem.
Oh, this is gonna be so bad.
Oh god, I already see myself failing.
Wait, why isn't WASD used... why? I thought this game was WASD. Am I tripping?
Really?
No? I thought it was.
Alright, this guy needs to go collect sheep, I remember now. Hold on.
Can you see a collect sheep?
Does that mean three idle villagers or three being made?
Wait, I made multiple scout? Wait, why did I make...
Did I make another scout by accident?
Baldook!
I remember I needed it gold fast for some of this stuff.
I'm trying to go heavy on hunting and then quickly try to age up.
Already failed.
I already failed.
I forgot to build my first house.
This guy's going to start going and collecting wood, which we don't have.
Go build a lumber camp.
Alright, these two are my builders now.
Everybody else goes to wood.
Two, one guy on stone.
These guys can actually go here.
This guy's my builder.
He's going to deliver the sheep.
And then we're chilling get all the sheepies
What who is this guy?
All right, this guy can deliver these over here
I think I need more on gold maybe one more after
what did he get I was gonna get one sheep yeah I accidentally have two scouts
All right, I should have enough for this 150 wood. I was taking a bit of time actually
To try to get the garrison fast
400 food 200 G's
Really I have no food
You got a lot of sheep though
I'm just gonna park where my other scout go. I literally lost him
I don't know where he went
Let's put this here and then try to age up. Let's get as much meat as we can
Got a lot of sheep here
Let's see if I win this I will be very surprised
I was kind of scared and now we kind of wait a little early game.
Yeah, I think I made too many villagers, so I'm, yep, oh, this is bad.
I made too many villagers and I have no food to go to the next age.
This is super, super bad.
This is the super munkah of the dragon, bro.
monkey I'm worried I'm very worried right now how do I how do I use all my food up
I have no idea so many people on food
Uh-oh.
There's some both of these guys back.
Yeah, I could just throw a mill up now.
A little early mill, because I have enough.
That's training, right? Or do I have to turn this on?
I have no- I forgot what it means if it's in production or not.
production or not. I think if it's on the right, it's producing.
Yeah, why do you attack them?
Yeah, I might just chill and do no villager production.
Yikes.
6 on food, not 400? Uh oh.
Yeah, maybe I have too many on gold as well.
Come on, one more tick.
One more tick, come on.
I need to quickly age up and I can't do anything before I age up.
Why doesn't this button work?
you age up what what am I missing I literally forgot how to age up in this
game
Oh my dear.
Yeah, we're screwed.
We're screwed, GG.
This ain't good.
I forgot you needed to do that.
Boomba!
I guess I can see when he's rolling his army out.
Which he kind of is.
There's one guy.
There's two of them roaming.
Shhhh!
Good job.
Might be worth building one tower if this guy's gonna be annoying.
Build the outpost right here.
I can't tell he could choose.
AHHHHHHHHHH!
I'm dead!
I'm done!
Let's go, let's go!
I
Shit
where am i shitting boy where are you guys at bro erison
Yeah, we need to build this fast. It's not good. This guy is trying to find defenses right
now and it's working. Or you guys are just doing nothing.
Like I messed me up more wood
I don't know what's good against those guys against the startup shield units
I have no cab it's all barracks though castle ages 1200 food 600 jeans
I don't know why there's seven villagers who are idle right now.
Oh, he brings them out. Five of you are AFK.
Upgrades.
You go here, you make a house.
We have no wood right now. Oh, dear.
I don't know where all my resources went, but okay.
Just in case this guy seems like the type that would try to go around and attack from behind.
Oh yeah, he's going to, he's on him here right now.
The guy's in Castle Age doing hit and run attacks.
I have no resources.
I need 1200 wood for the next age.
Right.
No way no way
Okay.
I like this guy here.
Yeah, Castle Age, 1200, 600.
This guy's got archers for days, I don't think I can do two stables, I think it's
too late for stables, all that wood is in the castle.
There's no way!
What do I do?
Nah dude, nah
It'll take too much
I wish I moved this a little further up Excuse me, why are you all going there right now?
What is this?
What?
What are we doing right now?
I don't know what I just pressed, but they all decided to do that.
It's almost like I just pulled everybody off of a resource.
I just like to mess up my micro.
I can't spam units right now, I can't.
I need more Gs.
Maybe sell one more guy
Maybe maybe maybe it's gonna take so many resources to do this one more tech and I got it
Yes, I copy.
Uh-uh, 600G...
600G...
Can I spam it can I spam it
I'm not able to accumulate units fast enough maybe if I can get like a nice siege equipment
to just own his archers. I need one of those long, long good thingies. Longer rolls.
Come on boys, build, build!
Surprised he hasn't kicked my ass yet. He's just stalling. He's getting all his units and there's going to be a massive attack.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to make stuff fast enough.
maybe if he if I can craft one man girl maybe
I'm dead.
Oh my god, you see?
Come on!
Oh, fuck, get out of the way!
Come on!
Oh, it's a tough game, bro. It's a tough game, dude. It's tough, bro. It's a difficult game, man.
Oh, my God. Age total unit count. Look, I was age two and even still he had a steady going.
H3 was so late
Basically same villager account economy of real resources
Whatever food wow, okay, okay, it was just popping out there
Damn
It was good dude it was good
the
Mongols equals win. I don't know about that.
The mongo playstyle is very difficult.
Right the boy!
Who do we play dude? I just don't know how to play like anybody, bro. I don't know how to play anybody.
Who do I play, dude?
The French?
The thing is, they all have their own little things that make them good, and I don't know which one to play, bro.
Oh dear!
I'm gonna stick with the Ottomans, guys. They're the only ones I kinda know.
They're the only ones I slightly know dude.
I think I went early on gold when I meant to go.
Early on stone
I made my house early
There you go, bro go mine
Let's move let's move this guy we need more food go back to food, bro
We need everything we can get right into a lumber camp three guys right here get it all lumber camp
Get it all in lumber camp
All right
Trade post one guy mining gold one guy mining stone for on food for on wood
The rest will now go here and slowly I'll add more to stone and gold.
Gotta try to get that age up fast.
Let's see, let's see.
Okay.
Ding, ding, four sheepies.
That should be good for a bit.
Alright, I have no one on this just yet.
Alright, I kind of just have to now pump out villagers slowly while trying to get that
age up fast.
I remember when I got everything right I could age up at like 330 but I'm not gonna I'll be close I
Think you try to aim for it at 330
I'll have enough gold but what does food I still need to hundred
I'll make a villager, but switch off of it if I need to
Let's bring these sheep home
Is there a bus or not?
Two more, two more! Bucket home, bucket home! Go, go, go, go, go! We have like, none! We have like, no food!
I'm just gonna make a house...
Just coming here with all the food...
Come on, let's go! We need more!
I could cancel this villager, but I'm not gonna!
I'll keep this villager and probably regret it.
Alright, chill.
Nice, nice.
Alright, we got some good sheep delivered.
I'm going to hold now because I want to go right up into the edge.
Alright, there we go.
Not a bad age, I think.
I think that's not bad.
I think you also want five building this.
Clean.
I get as many villagers to get everybody and then I'm going to need another one
after. All right. Very nice. This wolf might kill my scout. Hopefully he doesn't. I aged.
I'm not aged before him. I'm not sure. I need more on wood after this, but I'll have
have all these guys switch off.
Maybe build a barracks now.
Damn!
Oh, if he beat me by like 20 seconds.
This guy's a gamer. I'm not winning this.
There's no winning this.
I completely just confirmed it.
We're upgrading the spearman.
I need this let's go let's go I need I need what I need for this would we need
what people pass or I'm scared this guy might do some troll stuff
They make a border.
I need the barrets.
And then I need some upgrades.
Oh, buddy, what are you doing, bro? What are you doing, dude? He's doing the thing.
He killed my one stone guy, rude. Get a family, bro.
Oh
Run there run run you can take
Okay, okay
oh shi-pes yeah this guy plays hit-and-run asshole moves I've seen this
before oh here it comes again oh yeah
yep
The strong attack pattern, it's hard to fight him when he does that.
Oh, I need more on wood badly.
I have no gold.
He can still be around here.
He's going to do another hit and run.
One or the other.
three barracks. There's no way I'm eating here. There's no way.
this guy build a little wall here just so we can deal with that. Anymore off-trades. I have no
bold. I could even try attacking him and doing some village hits. I have enough. I'll have like pure
spearman
What happened to the one builder? Did he die? I think he died.
Oh buddy. Oh buddy. These guys are gonna go attack.
We gotta go, we gotta go do something here.
Attack is one line or something, like go up this way.
I'm not aging up here. I'm just producing so many units
Of course he walled it over here. Oh wait, wait, alas
Really? Archers?
Oh god he killed everybody.
I
Bro this guy right now
These hit and run I can't I can't do anything against these two these hit and runs I'm getting owned right now
I'm getting owned by two guys
Do goddamn Calvary literally just taking it
Okay, we're gonna go right here and do some seedling.
We're gonna set up right here and then get siege upgrades and then just go
I just need to move for days
I lost, you jit.
Damn.
Cough, cough, cough!
Cav and SG.
SG, he was owning me the whole time with those knights.
I just, I couldn't do it, bro. I couldn't do it.
I
Failed boys I failed this is difficult man. I can't right can't win this game dude. I'm not good
I'm not good I've lost I've lost my age my age skill I've lost it
I've lost it guys practice with AI bot dude I lost it dude I lost it
No need some
Um, well as we're gonna do some slither and call it a day here boys, that's where I'm
at right now.
That is where I'm at.
We're gonna slither and slither to the sunset.
That's where I'm at right now, guys, that's where we're headed.
At least there's one game I'm good at.
At least there's one game I can own at.
I'm just watching. I'm just watching.
Will you try any new playthroughs?
Yes, when I figure it out.
Wow.
There was an attempt.
This guy's gonna die here in like two seconds.
Okay.
Alright, PVE mode, PVE mode.
Defensive tactics only.
I'm just here to eat the pee-pee-ee.
Come on man, how do we collide, bro?
How do we, why'd you turn your mouse that way, dude?
What did you do about a step away, bro?
Really?
Okay.
No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna make you work for this, unless it's good practice.
This game is too difficult.
Almost got it.
near the center. I'm traveling to the center. What are you playing? Pajama Sam? Never, dude.
What even is that?
Yummy, yummy, yummy.
Yummy, yummy.
I'm going my great escape, great escape.
I'm out.
I made it out, I made it out.
All right, that was good now. I'm chillin in back. I'm back. I'm PBE.
Oh my.
Why was that that guy's name was only 22k okay, buddy
Oh my god, the small acceleration man, what the fuck, dude this game sucks bro.
What are you supposed to do there?
You can't do anything there, it's too late, there's no reaction to react.
What do you even do there?
You can't swerve fast enough.
Nah.
I
Relax bro, you're not getting me dude
Oh my god someone left this they didn't fully eat it yummy
Fuck you, bro
This game dude
I'm pissed. I can't get pissed up this worm game, but I'm getting pissed
Okay
There's probably a species that does this where they eat the bigger one's shit to then
become the bigger one and then there's a smaller one eating it and that shit and it's just
over.
That's how they grow.
That's gotta be a species bro.
One of them for sure. Like a beetle or something.
I don't know. Like a weird fish.
Wow, that guy just tried it killing him. I saw that dude. He actually defended against it.
Oh yeah, let's almost set the edge of the map.
Get away from me, get away from me.
Oh my god, I have to swerve at the last second there.
Dude, are you serious right now?
Are you serious?
Really?
Wow.
Wow
That's messed up dude
I
Yeah, I need a need a big fish looking for a big fish
Any big fish out there this guy bro, let me let me take him out. I don't think yep
Yeah, you're not you're not cut out for this worm area of dude. You're not cut out for this
You're not cut out for that
Oh my, oh my.
Everybody relax.
It's around here.
It's around here, it's around here, delicious, delicious, like a rice noodle.
I tried escaping I tried I had to get out of there dude I had to
I
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GG people. Thank you for watching like always. Goodbye guys. Enjoy
your
night peace out guys GG
I want to go home
Feeling lost and out of place
Empty place because of all my hate
No way to go nowhere to run
I just want to find someone
Wish that I could go alone
I've been searching for someone
This place I'm in makes me feel alone
After so many tears and fun