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oh my god oh seven letters cast man
oh all I've hung up shout out guys
doing what up what up
Saturday Saturday I know early
Well, actually less later, less late, less late. Yeah, we have 527 votes for subs on that
chat, by the way. Oh, my fucking God. What are we doing here? 470 votes we need. Oh, dairy, I think we can do
I think we can do it. I believe I believe a time to retire ye. Almost on time.
I'm cyclone on the East Coast.
Yeah, I don't know if that's hitting.
I don't know if that's hitting.
I think it's dodging.
It might be dodging.
Half-sorn today.
We could, we could, we could,
we can go in that direction.
We could, you know,
I could continue caring as well.
I don't know how long the game is.
I'm not entirely sure how long the game is.
Half-sword has a lot of performance issues.
Return to Returnal before a Seros know because I feel like I beat it recently.
I heard about this game.
We heard a murmur about this. I think that had a little trailer
They had a little trailer and I saw that one of the dead's said they took inspiration from sleeping dogs
When they were in preproduction for the game
So I was like okay, wait hold up
Sleeping dogs, you know sometimes sometimes sleeping dogs picks up
Sometimes there's a murmur
You know, the initiated now, obviously now they're making a fucking movie.
Hopefully the the gaming timeline is sleeping dogs, studio shut down.
Now they're going to make a movie and the movie will gross enough to then reignite a game again.
Or wish will then be a sequel.
that's now the trajectory and now comes down to how big the movie is
yeah what the fuck called up I can't go to my other computer
oh
all I'm going to hold on all right
There we go. Now we're good. Now we're good. Fish hunters most lethal fishing simulator called that.
What is this?
Steams invite only shooter. Deadlock is quietly becoming an absolute monster.
I see a man, I see it. I see it. I'm waiting. The thing about deadlock is I bet the people
who who played since the beginning never stopped playing like this straight up. Fuckin.
Long, the ones going, they never stopped. They're so good. They're probably so good.
There's a lot of new players.
Hmm.
Despite that fact, do they have a release date for the game?
I'm avidly looking forward to play it again.
Like I got super addicted to it.
So like I'm looking forward to going back.
I'm just waiting.
And I think once it's like, I'll, I'll be amazing.
to go back and see how much they've changed.
I'm a 1.5k one trick, Talon.
Talus newly released game.
Check high guard patch. They added 5v5.
I heard bro, go test it for me and then maybe.
Maybe.
Is that really?
was that was that was adding two more players to both teams completely
changing your opinion. Play it for a bit and see if it added plus two days to
your play time. What's the burn off rate? That was cool, man. And then they never
play it again after the first day.
Neo 3 demo is huge and carries over to full release.
Oh, is this playable now? Fuck man.
Fuck man.
I have no interest in playing the game other than like, you know,
the demo might be worth just checking out just because there's a demo the demo might actually be a good sample size to see if I give it should.
Neil, bro, I did, I just, I'm not die hard, Neil's good, but it's not my favorite
souls like it's not, it's not, it's a bit messy, it's a messy, it's a bit messy looking game.
The combat is great, but like it's not my favorite, that's why I don't really care too
much about it.
was great, but that I want a second one now. Neo2 was really good to the people one of this
sequel. Kazan clears Neo. Kazan is better, but I think Neo's combat. Kazan's combat was really
good, but I think Neo is combat is better. I'll give Neo's combat it's a bit deeper, but like
Kazan was a solid visually solid fucking game. These devs said they're not making another game like this.
They said they're not doing it. They're like that was a cool project. We're not going to do a
souls like again. Yeah. I forgot why I think they're just kind of like, yeah, that was cool.
Maybe if they didn't sell as much as they wanted it to or some shit, but that's what they were
basically. We're going to, they were going to go in a different direction now. Pizzon has the best
combat as basically goes get about the game. The combat obviously was good shit in this game,
but presentation wise I think it's presented better than Neo. Neo is like a very
fucking... it's all right. The theme, it depends which theme you prefer. I think
his on had a better, more palatable theme. Neo's kind of like Hinner Miss.
Are you really, can you say the same with Kizanid?
It's hit our mess at the fence.
I'll install it.
God damn it, man.
I can finish caring, but there's like 50 other games.
I could get into the Neo demo.
I still need to try the Midnight Walkers.
It's a little sash that the game has 1700 players.
I thought I was gonna have a bigger splash.
the
wheelmates playtest what is this
the demos massive a deal
true if I don't honestly if I don't play care today I'll never go back he's not wrong
not wrong. That is the truth. And I enjoyed my time playing it. It was a vibe. Do I go and finish it is the question?
Do I dedicate the whole stream to the game?
him.
Fish Hunter's most lethal fishing simulator.
the
of the
you know why not the status of the
You turn fishing, which is relaxing, if you didn't say a fucking chaos.
Step up for some Sunday, by the way, if I'm for some Sunday, what the hell is that noise?
for sub sunday boys. Gun and ball gamers can enjoy fishing now. There it is.
Triple cheese pizza with sides or crust stuffed with pizza is so fucking good.
Frost stuffed with pizza. What?
Hainted and blood you mean stuffed crust? I've had stuffed crust pizza in a very
long time. But of course, man, you put bread in cheese. You take bread and you put
fucking cheese in the middle. It's gonna be great.
but I'm in the name of me
just came out last year bro what is this? I don't remember twenty twenty five
that was like twenty years ago. What is this man?
It doesn't like bad.
This one was missed.
School style.
Okay.
The trailer died.
Wait, wait, I just pulled this up. I didn't realize.
chat. I don't understand it. I don't understand.
Way of the hunter, too. Am I thinking, uh, way?
Dude, are you kidding me? We're we just talking about this game until we send people who hunt animals
have small dicks. We said that. We were, we're remembered. Then I was like, you know what?
A true true. And then I was like, fuck it. I don't feel like playing the hunting game. But this is a
wicked good game and we were talking about a week ago and now these motherfuckers are making a second one
is this is the best hunting game?
Come on man is this the best hunting game am I thinking of the wrong one?
Oh wait I think you have the wrong one this is the one that isn't as good.
Fuck! The hunter called of the wild is better. God damn it. I thought it was called the wild too.
I mixed it up. Okay, so the one that isn't as good as getting a sequel.
It was bad.
But maybe you know?
I'm being okay.
Why not, why not?
to
stupid and a game
time of our brothers don't hunters and fucking norway
for some ship
or something? Not with that singing, yeah, I have the music.
Running through the woods is a humanistic thing, buddy, what are you saying? I feel like
these games grow if you want to pop up your environment needs to be insane.
like I don't know man, call of the wild, the hunter call of the wild might have the best
looking environment in terms of like nature. This one's hard to top. It is avalanche studios, though,
expansive worlds. These guys are insane at this. It's hard to top it. I don't know. I don't know,
I'm out, screenies, screenies, are you able to push past this in 2026, way of the hunter, too?
It's dated now, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got to compare the deers.
You got to compare the deer look.
if anything then when mechanically over the hunter called the wild these screenshots
yeah this looks the the the the 2017 game wins the screenshots
the 2017 game it popped off. They popped the fuck off.
Nah, I know. Nope. It's gonna have its own style. Wait, this is to- oh, gotta
I'm looking at the old game.
Pull the, I've got it.
I was gonna get the old game.
I'll check the DLC.
Hmm.
I played some of the DLC.
I have.
Alright y'all, like I was saying, this game, we heard,
I think we saw a trailer.
I forgot where we saw the trailer though.
I don't fully recall where one of the award shows but the dude one of the dudes
making the games mentioned sleeping dogs was an inspiration. Let's see let's see
Let's see
Hi, I'm Christopher. I'm founder and I'm the creative director for our liquid swords
We're here today to talk about Samsung, attend the stunts the worried.
We announced Samsung in December with great response and that we are very, very thankful for.
Today, we are going to not only talk about gameplay, we're going to show you some more gameplay,
focusing on melee combat and car combat.
Sam's son?
Hi, my name is Patiz Rebini. I'm a programmer here at Liquid Sword.
You're playing as as a tough guy as this two-fisted action hero who's not a soldier who is not a martial arts master who's not trained or
He's still he's tough, but he's
Making it up to the goes along he's driven to fight out of desperation and survival
You're gonna ganged up on they're gonna try and get behind you they're gonna
charge in on all sides.
You gotta keep moving, keep swinging,
you know, maybe fight a little dirty,
fair fights of jumps, right?
You can walk into a nice clean room
and totally wrap the place.
The world is not just in arena in which you have a fight,
the world is part of the fight.
You can use everything you break.
You can paint broken things
and make them into weapons.
You can knock stuff over on to people to breathe and get an enemy's ways, heavy stuff can follow the killed people.
It's like, Bully, it's crazy.
Yeah, this is the bully.
Rona, hurt your head.
We've spent a long time thinking about what is this thing?
That was like, metal, you know, like, high school.
You wanted to emphasize that you're, you're desperate.
Bully do!
It starts with 25 years later.
Fast and it's almost too clean, it's too easy.
You know, you get out of fight, pull out a gun, you'd be a distance, you take out your targets.
We weren't getting the same kind of crazy chaos.
And the more we played with it, the more we just decided to see how much fun you could
have with your bare hands.
I'm really happy to see that.
Yeah, it looks like it looks okay to what it is today and what you have seen here in this videos
The original addition for combat in Samsung was to hit like a freight train and I'm really happy to see that we have succeeded in this area
So continue to mix up progress
So combat in Samsung does this stop with punching work kickers
A big part of the game is focused on vehicle combat
I don't think he's the only one who's going to be able to win.
I think he's been the only one who's going to win.
If they do pop off with it, it looks like it's Williams.
I like his designer here at Liquid swords.
I want to marshall our game.
for the player. Samson is loved.
Markham of this car is his weapon as well.
He's tasked to get in this hit where this guy is
speeding in front of him and the only thing he has is car.
He may have to win through truck and slam his car into his
to push that car off the road or into post or something to take it out.
Another time it might be, you know, he's trying to help his team
a high store of hits and you need to get them out of that location before they get
enforcement to arrive so we get away vehicle. It might just be a simple delivery tool as
well. It can use the help his gun get things delivered around town on time and then he's
the man for what up. So yeah it's new it'll be fine if they pull it up.
I mean why not? In car combat it's about like it looks like this could be good.
If they like to cook it really well, I think this could be just like a cool game
Just like like kind of like why not like mafia
Now you think is the GTA6?
Normie Gamer is a dumbass, especially if you give him a keyboard.
Because if you listen to them, you'd never have a stance row.
You'd never have a mafia.
You'd never have a sleeping dog.
Because all these stupid fucks would just say,
LOL, this is just like GTA.
That's the problem.
So if someone is deciding to make a game like this, let them make a smaller world of
stylized game like that.
It doesn't need to be GTA.
GTA is great for what it does, but it doesn't do what Mafia does.
It doesn't really do what Saints wrote does.
That you need different takes.
You need different takes.
So it's like there's no other game really doing this.
as long as it's not like, generically, UE5 shit. This could be good. Like, why not?
I don't think we just played mafia. Mafia was great, but we just played it. I don't know if
there's going to be another one. There's no other sleeping dogs. I don't think there's any other
dev that is announced a city game. I don't think there is one announced at all. They've
all come out. Minds, minds, I and fine cyberpunk. Minds, I was the only attempt. Even
no minds, I failed. Low minds, I. You gotta still say at least, oh my god, this game was
60 fucking bucks, holy shit, dude.
Oh my god, I mean, you know what?
Samson looks better than mine's eye.
Granted mines, I also did go after GTA.
They kind of did, they did kind of like,
Okay, we're trying to be like GTA anyway.
Or not, but we're different.
You know what?
Shit.
They just kind of went about it the wrong way.
And it was bad.
But still dude, you need people to make games like this.
It's good.
This one looks way better.
Initial look than mine's I did.
the engine, these can all degrade,
the player will feel how they call, you know,
the consequences of how the thoughts are damaged.
Yeah, like this looks like just polar.
So yeah, I hope they, I hope they're working pop.
I hope they actually hold us on.
I hope our combat in Samsung, a tombstone story.
We have shown you clips today that are directly from the game,
rough, rugged, and raw.
If you want to know more and discuss the game,
Please join us on Discord and other social channels,
and we look forward to showing more of the game soon.
Yeah, I made one, I do.
Let them fuck them do a bra. Come on, man.
Why not? Why not?
I hope they pull it up.
First game from the studios.
X just cus devs.
Oh, is that what it is?
or one of the devs. I mean shit now it's going to be like the story is going to be like
it's just like a drunk and you just fucking punches everybody. The story now is that
a revenge tale is like Max Payne. Is he a raging drunk but like maybe someone killed
somebody or something. I don't know. We'll see. We'll see. This one seems a bit more serious.
You watch this game one day here came the demo. Oh yeah I saw that. I'd rather play that game
and when it comes out, I don't really want to put the demo for it.
X-mad Max devs.
I think it would actually be a great time for a Mad Max, too.
It would be a great time.
It would be a very good time if a sequel came out.
And as control first.
the
I have a lot of you see here where's lane split at
fck man I don't know what I'm doing
bro I should finish care and I should
I should
there's a John Wick game coming out
I've heard of road to Vostok 50 times.
Darken Darker season 8.
How many players are in Darken Darker?
I wonder if most people, I feel like, how many people are still playing this?
10k gamers damn what season 8
and
this game on
I always have a soft spot for this game okay
out of
Yeah, when the game first came out dude it was it hit the perfect spot. They pulled off the fantasy extractor
That's it the looting was so good and
The combat was like solid enough
Like sit bro, it was I can get
and
and a world where now we have
massive projects and extractors from triple
studios
this random fucking game comes out
weird as
they got fucking suit and shit
because they what was it like they
from next on or something they were
working on a game like this and they were like
these are all our assets and shit.
They went through it, bro, this game had a history,
but the initial release for it was so good,
when it came out, I was addicted to it for like a month,
plus I played it for so long, it was such a cozy game.
Especially after like E.M.T.
There's so many extractors, none of these,
so many of them are just bad at looting.
The looting mechanic is boring.
Darken Darker was one of the earliest extractors that was after EFT and they actually
pulled it off.
Now with marathon coming out, I think Arc Raider's looting is good, but it peaked.
Mark and Darkers looting highs.
Mark and Darkers looting highs were higher than Arc Raiders looting highs.
If T is peak, our creators is like, has it's heavy moments but the fall off.
Marathon's going to be interesting. I'm so curious where the looting is going to land.
I'm so fucking curious. I feel like it's going to look at it and it's going to look like roll blocks,
text and you pick up a fucking purple note.
But you have to put in your inventory or something. We'll see. We'll see.
I'm curious.
I'm curious. I hope I'm wrong.
Mall a demo came out today
What is mall
I
Yeah, this looks like it could be good
the
It post war drilling machine built to descend deep
low the Slavic soil fix failing systems follow voices of the dead and pray
you can survive, whatever you're sharing your coffin.
Will the vessel or your mind break first?
Oops, sorry on a whistless.
I've never seen that.
Ah, actually looks like it looks pretty decent bro.
Check Plimbo.
Have you seen Calix RTS? No, I've not.
Oh fuck.
Maybe. Maybe.
and
have on for subson a brown may be this is maybe a dope in me and accelerator
And, um, but he's now down by shot.
What was that one RTS callix?
I've been spamming this brother's better be starcraft 3 level.
the
RTS are too hard for the current
of the
I, I, I commend any dev that wants to spend multi millions on a fucking RTS and saying and saying, you have to really hope that the boomer gamers really resonate because eight nos zoomers picking that shit up.
You gotta hope those fucking boomers are still gamers.
You gotta hope the dude who played RTS is, I mean, age of Empire's 4.
You gotta hope...
Calus newly released bullshit.
We have here.
maybe, maybe, I don't know, maybe.
Potentially.
Why you gotta divide this into groups that don't matter.
We are all gamers.
Wrong chat, bro.
Roadside research.
What is this one?
Oh, this game?
I thought this game, this demo has been available for a while.
Yeah, this game has been available for a while, I thought the game came out.
Oh, it's a 30 minute game.
Unemployment Simulator 2018, Y-2018, let's come down in 2026.
Oh my god.
Wow, yeah, this one's worth that. That was crazy about us worth playing right there. Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Yes, we are doing subsunded to my people, yes.
Do it. Do it.
Beard the time loop.
Yeah, that was too real.
This came out when yesterday, wait.
Yesterday?
What?
What's the story?
The show is initially downplayed in the game.
There was a copy.
It's okay if I look at this place. It's falling apart.
It's flying on the walls. Perhaps all the ways.
There he's just walking another's gun.
Wow.
I don't even know man, I don't even know dude, that looked okay.
the
while
yeah, I mean, it was clearly a shittier resident evil
why not why not
did you see the crimson desert deep dive I didn't want to watch 50 minutes of it
Although it does look like it's honestly such a weird game.
I need to just play the game.
I'm like 50, 50 audit.
Like it looks really good.
But kind of odd at the same time.
I don't know, I gotta play it.
I gotta play it.
I will say they were showing so much footage of the game.
and
which means they're very competent
a single player BDO could be fun
Above colonies of the mist, what is this one, above colonies of the mist?
Okay, let's go.
I look at it cool.
Maybe, how are the screenshots?
Sure about I mean I would try it. It looks cool. It looks cool.
I mean a shit body.
Hmm.
Hobo tough life.
I think I played that bro.
I'm in the evil city builder came out last week. Oh shit. This actually looks kind of decent. What is this?
City tales, medieval hair.
There's a bird and land of life and abundance.
Great cities are put and tales are told.
Scam out two days ago.
Dreamed of settling the grand kingdom and from the smallest roots to the largest innovations,
it grew into a home that people came far and wide to join.
They made this city their own with milk, the glaciers.
Assign of their prosperity.
All this is possible with help of an enemy skilled companions,
helping them to tow their own tails.
They can turn their own history at a city.
I'm not even going to die for 4-4 years.
I said the style looks cozy.
I don't know how I feel about everything else.
I like the style, but there's a lot of games like this, but it's always nice to see
how someone's trying to change it up or where they're trying to go with it.
even road simulator.
Yeah, what's the fuck are we playing, bro?
I have so many potential games.
I could be cared.
Or we do some lane split into Neo-Devo.
I could try the Neo-3 demo,
but I'll know fast if I cared enough to play the demo.
It's gonna determine whether or not I play the game or not.
That's where I'm at,
so then I'll know for sure, and then maybe try and then place them and try some
half-sword out and see what we're laying there.
What ever happened to you replay, Lord's of the fallen, we are now in the area of a
a lot of games coming out so I'm kind of like I have things to play.
Yeah.
Game reviews for half-sword are rough.
I know I think a lot of it is because of performance.
Bogo's Binted
This one actually has decent reviews
and
yes, like liars bar
as good reviews
Sure dude.
Never ever something like money.
Couple of the day, Lanes split Neo, ship break, half-sword.
Okay, buddy, what that is, schedule is that.
I don't know about that, dude. Vampire crawlers, gameplay mechanics. I don't know. I'm
I need to switch some stuff up there.
C.S. will probably challenge on C.S. did.
An intended direct is reportedly coming next week,
dedicated to partner games.
That would be nice if real.
What is this?
Why what is this?
What is this?
A year?
A year downfall.
A period to brush that edges when talking about.
Don't stop girly pop in the world's first fight to take girly pop or read a sound movement
shooter.
And it's out now.
Right, son, you're gone.
Go on, Jen.
You're on the side, thanks, the camera's off the big dial.
Hey, thanks, a fairy.
What the hell?
Oh, it's bass off of music.
Okay, is there anything?
that's hilarious
I was all about to do some lane shit and system half-sword into some kneel or something
and yes and did
Let's see what they added to this game.
Let me see what he did.
Dude, I've seen a few minutes.
Bro, it looks okay.
Bro, it looks all right.
Leader board.
Multi-play out.
You can have five players maximum.
heavy traffic what anyone have this game
oh that's this game yeah how are the reviews for this game now mostly
positive 110. I'll never change the graphics settings.
X to spawn bike, hold up. I never, little man.
Little man.
Fly.
Whoa.
All on it, this is multiplayer how do people connect? Was there a server browser or something?
Or is it not a server browser?
Either way, I'm pressing X, nothing. Oh, there it is. Let's check a bit. Wait.
I
Those other people are these my bike's I spawn
Let's want two bikes
Let's spawn another one
I'm assuming other people are gonna spawn here, but I don't know if this game has a server browser
Maybe I just opened up a lobby for people on the friends list
I'm assuming that's what happened here
I think so.
Ow!
Try to invite them.
I don't have anyone on friends.
I was just wondering if it's a server browser.
Alright, well this is basically gonna be the same game.
Okay, I'm gonna just do a leaderboard run and then we're done.
I think it is only what the hell do I was not holding a it just decided to go to the left
what oh wait it is wet by the way
If it's a 2x points,
run the tunnel to over hit or dry or dry.
You maps, oh, where they're new maps.
Is that the main?
What you know when what the hell I barely even turned
Trying to map
Yeah, if I hit multiplayer I think it is because I can create a lobby wait join again
Oh, wait a minute
Oh, I never mind there's oh, I didn't make a lobby
and
Atlantic city
traffic
okay
I did I change it to five
This free is what's fine.
This fucking free is what happened.
Oh, there we go.
It's quiet, it's so quiet.
It's so quiet.
Okay, here we go.
All right, automatic.
Maybe, maybe people will connect.
I guess the other path you know exactly where he goes is just kind of right before the
wall that we're going out.
Oh my god!
I should get on the highway.
I did I couldn't have a traffic I would do night streams I just don't really have time
I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.
I like my current schedule though. I'm in.
Just need to cut off on it and I'm not being linked and just done.
Yeah.
I see where this is two x points because it's not like the other map where you can just hold
I'll go in a little way through.
Yeah, you can go way faster as well.
I don't know if I want to traffic on this map, you know I need anyone from a
Let's take seriously, this is not one, let's take seriously.
1-1, I think there I'm here right now.
This should show me if 1-1.
This is too x-points.
I kind of like the first map just because, but I mean, that's a school.
This is a school trap.
There's a school of fun.
I'm on can I actually go can I get off here?
I can you go on here?
People, people, you too.
Oh, that's up.
We got some snackies.
So I can eat some snackies while driving fast.
you miss them is there an actual road that loops is like an actual path you take
one hand personacke is one hand first hearing
I don't know, maybe I just keep looping the highway.
I'm not a biker.
I'm going past this fun.
I'm not gonna do it in real life so it's fun and video game like this, I'll maybe I should
I'm taking that to go a little higher up.
Unless this is the red.
But I actually owe a whips.
I took the exit.
Maybe the other map is better. There's a winter map too.
I saw me this ghost in the highway.
I found...
I was using someone, something, something.
I saw someone, because I saw a phone.
I'd like put it through the software.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
I
All right, oh this game's cool though. It's cool game
Where's this half-sword
Absored
I said, it's still a good game dude, whatever amount. It's still cool dude. I just got
another stuff. I have sword. I love this game dude. There I say I was the first one to
play it on stream and saw the light with it. You know what? I was. And now we're here
early access, but the thing I always loved about this game was,
The fucking gauntlet is there a new Jeff Bezos.
Free mode of this is the first demo when this game was first discovered.
So I've already beaten the abyss.
I don't want to go back to the abyss.
And I should have, brah!
I should have muck the rey!
Yeah.
Abyss was beaten the second demo gauntlet was beaten, is there a third gauntlet?
Can't vote for subsunded by the way, vote for subsunded?
Abyss is different, it did say progression mode.
Okay, hold up. Let me see game. Reflex, frame, gen. Ultra-quality. Borderless unlimited.
Save.
I'll get out of the one.
Okay?
What's progression?
In the year of our Lord, 1475.
The Empire limps alone.
Altogether by Quails, taxes.
And the op that no one in Portland starts drinking before noon.
Pankenberg sits proud on it's ale, mostly because no one has bothered to knock it down.
Traveller's come and go, some flea debts, some flea enemies, some flea their wives.
This lad here, probably running from all three.
But that's Fagganberg for you. The gates always open, open so wide that the looks sometimes runs out.
Inside is no below, the speech are sent with grace,
dignitary, whatever blade master's stool is nearest to hand.
The barren colded maintainings...
I turned my favorite all the way up.
It's just the video.
A mid-the-street, rumors multiply your grats.
Warier, eritics there.
Attacks, two fennings are the mystery.
And somehow everyone acts to probably stay for a while.
Still, they gossip.
They're not lost in, they drink, they live, they're no, they've honest work as what they seek behind their optimism.
The jester lies, merchant sheets and everything, and the armor squares those debts and the salad were decorative, but if you have a sharp blade and a thicker scolour, you might just survive long enough to get paid.
Or dance the dance of death.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
What the fuck body.
Oh, yay.
I didn't think we were going here.
What the hell?
Arasmus?
Malalamus.
Love us
Wait wait, that's a wait wait
What the hell is that noise background?
Okay
I call that what do we actually my zoom in here and now stature
I see. I have the whatever man. It's perfectly have this. We need hair. We need hair
physics. We need extreme hair physics. Black hair. So I have a hammer. How much money do I have?
I'm fucking blind dude. Oh, so I can buy anything a zero. I'm like a little hammers.
Here's your weapon. Oh, I see Axis probably gonna be the best here. Okay. I like this guy.
I'm gonna go with this guy, this is the dude.
I swear they were here removed the old face.
Unless this kinda looks like the emo.
Yeah, the old guy is gone, dude.
He's gone.
He's no longer here.
Whoa.
the training ground but the Jenny begins
the Jenny begins
oh yes I just arrow time walk on
I went my hair in the wind
And say the hair physics holy shit
I look like a fucking new man. I was insane at this game when I came out. I remember how to play this. Come on bro
Vaxed tavern
Well, I'm at travel. I speak with the merchant to trade that year
The belongings that I saved within the chest for coin and glory and battle seek the jester and shouldest thou need ought to ask come to me
25
Eponangus what the fuck is this oh my god
Oh, this is the gear I have on right now true
Hosans
Wow, I
Can't forget here. I don't have anything else
Perhaps a weapon fight train
Train higher muscle spar play free mode. Do you get stronger if you train?
No, right that's me dumb
I need some shoes I need shoes
will take the shoes and that's all I need. I just need an axe and I'm good.
I think that means I got it. Rest, help, air. What is this?
Air-end? And the seller lies an old barrel chopper for firewood. I'll pay the five
The thinnings for the task.
What?
Raw in barrel?
Oh shit!
Yeah dammit!
This is what it would be like if we...
This was life in the 1400s.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
That seems super inefficient.
I'd have hurt myself more.
Milo!
There it is, you one.
That's Milo's favorite painting.
Him and his death.
My lord is fair
Five five five defendings dude. Mm-hmm. All right
Some eases
Perhaps weapon forge weapon
Sword Maze leather you can change the leather on it
it. Urge, decorative metal, size of the grip, mass. Really? Oh, I haven't wanted
to think yet though. I think we're going to go, dude. I think we're going to go. I think
I'm gonna go fight. I think I'm ready.
Chester wish this wish this bill some blood rank progress.
Bet three slums do a bigger five rounds.
High roller.
It said bet three can I like change can I bet on myself?
that's how this guy looks like me
I'm sorry I was it
oh it's five rounds
is this game really happened to music?
not even like a fucking flute
I don't know if I can do that.
Do I have to put on my own music?
It does.
Oh.
I don't know how I didn't see that.
No!
Save your soul!
Wait!
What the hell?
Oh, I see.
Oh, that hell is loose!
Oh my god!
Yo, he added crazy ass.
Those zombies look insane.
Hold on, hold on.
Dude, wait, he completely died.
Oh, the flail looks like it's pretty good.
Ah, my little mess.
The second.
Holy shit.
There it is.
Okay, we're now ready to the fight.
So do you crap better weapons get better gear and oh shit, bro
Relax, but oh shit. Oh, we got one
Yes, with my winnings, I will buy shoes
Okay, wait, I won but I lost what I won
What I have to go to the abyss?
What?
Okay, so this is night now. Okay.
This help
okay I want to talk to that lady later that looks like it's important
warning to I mean I just got a grind some money here two rounds keep your feet on the ground
That's him straight forward, back your feet.
Stay back, I have fought many.
A pile of my life is a stain, I will not feel.
I'm sorry, I'm the prey for forgiveness.
What's crazy is this is actually taking place while you're playing Henry in KCD2.
This is just another plot in the same universe.
Yeah, this is just a story.
This is DLC.
Yeah, this weapons and say it.
Oh my god, wait, there's weapon.
No step on that.
That's the greed.
is that actually when
the songs of anger
oh yeah wait can I leave them to sell the weapons in my inventory oh oh my god I'm
sorry man hold on I need to see how you do this this is important true
true okay okay I can pick it up with E and then I think I can put these in my
inventory how I forgot oh yeah cue and hold key and that means there might
inventory oh shit thank you boys good luck go to the doctor the play doctor he'll give
you a bandage oh my god y'all holy shit I made so much I made so much
I don't want those. How do I give those to him? Oh, okay. Okay, this is actually cool. I was hoping for 1v1 online.
line. What we can get the black pan drip and a double it. Caching in.
I just gotta use the menus. I'm telling you to stay here. Oh shit man. Sparring
Might be one B1 at this game was online brow holy shit
Holy shit. I hope
It's early access the potential is there
Wait, this is on my person. What about the old clothes I have? I can't sell these
Am I tripping right now? I have these on are these are at these different
Don't I have these on?
I just sell what I have on.
No, I gave this fight. I'll stay for a weapon.
Okay, let's move.
Oh, did I sell the shoes that never wore them?
Damn it!
Always go home!
Join the war!
You're back to your bombs!
Look at what I have to do!
This is not the life you want!
Oh shit!
Oh my god!
No, no, no, no, no, no, get away for me. Get away! Get away!
Now I said...
Ah!
Stop this!
No!
I don't like you!
No!
Thank you, buddy!
Oh, yeah, do you have a kick or something? Oh my god. Oh, shit, I'm sorry, man.
Tell your brother to heal! Come on. Oh, yeah, you can kick.
Yeah, why what the hell are you doing? Why are you doing crazy about the fucker?
I'll call me above the window.
Got gun! Buffer!
Double rude! Wait, what happened?
Wait, so did I just like pass out?
So I got knocked out.
So you can not you can get knocked out now. You don't die. It's not to the death. It was oh, yeah
Was stay on stay on your feet wasn't it?
Oh shit a night move
Back the fuck up boys back the fuck up boys
Back the fuck up man
Relax
They're going down there bro, they're going down there.
Oh shit, I'm going down there!
No!
Ah!
Man stay!
No dude, my father's flail!
Oh shit!
Hold on a...
I remember how to fight.
Not through this map.
No.
Yes.
Stop.
Stop this in once.
It's because I used all my money on this drip.
I can't get my feet.
No, no.
Stop calling me, I get my feet.
I'm not going to come.
Dude, I went to...
Okay, nice spot. This game is, uh, haven't died yet. I'm not died.
I have not needed to go to the abyss.
Oh, I still have no weapon.
Stop right now. Stop. Stop this. Stop this. Stop this.
I got away for me.
Get away.
This isn't their normal pot.
This is a torture device.
Yes. Yes.
Oh.
Give up.
I don't think we're bad stuff.
I forgot to grab the pen.
Oh yes. Okay. Wait. Let's make a test.
I'm gonna leave and let's invest in a new weapon.
I have three men, I have three G's, a barrel lid, I am not at the end of this.
All right, you can scroll down for more.
Let's go to the slum deal.
Oh, price 20, bet too.
Oh, so I have to put down money.
Hmm.
I'll be doing this right now, we'll do this right now, I'll fuck her, 1000 punch.
I get about that, you're gonna feel that in 3 business days.
Oh shit, okay, I'm there, I expedited.
Come on the fucker.
Come on man.
Come on bro.
Come on man.
Yeah, fuck up fuck up.
What if it's thing about it bro?
Oh shit wait.
Are you kidding me?
How?
Why?
Ah!
Probably three rounds for six perfilings.
Oh, you felt that one, huh? You felt that one, come closer.
I'm loading up this bitch's lap.
Loaded.
Don't get up, don't get up!
There it is, I just broke your arm in a thousand pieces.
Okay, fine, fine.
You piece of shit, you piece of shit.
Okay
This is a hole to you
Are you kidding me, bro?
Alright
Come with me
Oh my god!
You're done that, you're done, huh?
Good, he's crazy!
I just want some perfil, like, oh, brother.
No.
I'm shot in man!
I'll do this, bro.
Oh!
Oh, my god!
Are you done, bro?
Are you done?
I won't be in the fight!
Are you done?
I won't be able to fight!
There you go.
Literally, don't get me into the tower shit.
Bury the mint of the tower shit. How, dude?
the will power
Yeah, so how do you grow?
How do you grab it? Is it not holdy?
You're kidding. You're kidding.
You need for a lot of time.
I'm not doing that.
Oh, it's a tap.
It's a tap.
Come on.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing that.
Come with me.
Oh my god.
That shit was like fucking looping.
All right, what's this face?
When he kills the guy, I'm top of the temple or something.
I don't know what to talk about.
All right, we got six G's.
I'm ready.
After I get my pot shield.
I never, wait I do have my pot shield. Maybe that was a brawl fight. That's why I was
unable to get it. Is that why? You can tell if it's gonna be a fist fight. I've ever
gone for slums, doubles. I lose my vote. What the fuck? I was going to want to be
Oh, what that shit there man
No way you're doing this
Are you serious?
I'm gonna be beheaded
Okay apparently that you don't go there don't go there
Shit
Oh
Yeah, bitch, what that shit down you fucking stabbing public fucker. No, drop that I need it
Drop the weapon
Always on your lap of it
Oh, I gotta go!
That hurts me!
It is mine!
I can't get it off!
Oh, shit!
I can't get it off!
Oh, shit!
No.
How the camera's difficult, dude.
Look, I literally trained.
It's framed the AI.
I did it free, dude.
Don't make me... don't make... what is the biggest?
If you're a saw, I see I have no dealings with those on touch by the dead,
Return to me only after you've looked death in the eyes.
Oh, I see.
I have a task that may suit me, do the task and the actual half coin.
One of my Patrons drink to deep sea him home and I pay five for thinnings.
Okay, we can do that. Where is he?
Hey, I want that man. Come with me, dude.
Hey, why are you tagging me? I'm escorting you, dude.
No! Stop! We gotta go home!
Now I do. This is not how...
My lollimus the second tail ends.
It is not.
It's gonna send me to the abyss. I thought I could die.
I can't even heal myself, Aaron, there's no way I'm gonna be able to break it, I'm gonna lose against the barrel.
Oh wait, actually right now.
Oh shit.
Oh, shit, all that, actually.
Tidots and pieces.
And almost best in me.
I'm gonna afford some stuff.
Haha.
Um, I gotta pop off here. I need the 30 preventings.
I'm back.
You thought you'd beat?
A little of us, the second.
I
Exactly
He knew
I don't know what just happened was that's just like an aura
He just stopped
Why
why yeah this is what you know you're you're a king you just
yielded
this is what you know bro this is how king are if you're
felt
he's just fucking you dude
alright when I ascend the throne you would be my
first and command
There's loot sometimes. I'm looking. I don't see anything
Check the chest
Oh, there's a challenge in there. Unless I can actually put that in my inventory
I'm wearing this
Yeah, can I sell the challenge? Oh
Oh
What the hell did?
Okay
What the hell?
I had a good mind here.
What? What?
What?
75?
Oh my god.
Ah.
Why is this a thing?
I think you'll have to do that, I'll.
armor Smith. What happens to the other guy? What am I missing here?
Fire armor than it just did yeah this guy doesn't sell shit yeah
Maybe they rotate. If Simon you rest they swap. Let's try the fish for
All right, we're dripping now. We're dripping
Well, they're a small battle. Seller champion
Maybe he'll yield.
Stay inside the circle.
Oh shit!
Oh my god!
Oh no!
You just need to shit that to me.
Chat, I'm still so confused, like, how do I not die there?
The first time I played Malalumus, the first gotten, like, killed so fast.
I
This is Gamba
You need to revenge people you've killed
Let's go boys, let's go, you don't want any of this shit
Fuckin' that, oh my god!
No, fuck up!
Fuck up, fuck up, boys!
Get off my shit!
Alright, drop your weapons!
Drop your goddamn weapons, you humans!
Alright, give me your shit!
Give me your shit I can sell this!
No fun with me, bro. I'm leaving.
That's me. That's me.
You hires swires to help you fight 2v2s.
Oh fuck, bro, who's higher? What the hell are you talking about, man?
Anyway.
You hear that bro? You hear that? Your boy screaming.
Did it happen?
It happened.
Oh shit.
Ah.
I got both.
and it and it
all right when I carry all this is the question maybe I'll leave the pitch
for it and uh yeah where's your weapon go I got it
Because I think I can only carry...
Oh, there we go, we're good, we're good.
Nice.
Carpentier build.
Oh, should I need to survive one more battle?
Oh, fuck.
What's that, boys?
I'm gonna come out here out of my goddamn job.
I'll talk about the build something.
I think you could have a chance.
It was not happening.
No, no, no, what the scissors down?
What the down?
No, no.
No, no, no, no.
You can stab with Alt.
Feel like it's risky.
Get him on this path.
Get him on this.
You don't want this.
I told you, man!
Yeah, the status is very, very powerful.
I'm going to trade here and bring us some stuff.
We don't want to have these weapons.
We're going to stick with the pit's part for a bit.
Yeah, what are you going to get in?
You shouldn't have geared it.
I could do wheelbacks as...
I could.
1-5, maybe I try an axe field, so I can only do a mace.
What's steel?
We're sending it.
I have experience, bro, we don't test, we send, I can just look at it until it's ready to go.
Let me show you how.
One round.
Oh, show, show, show, show!
Oh shit!
Ahhhh!
I found enough!
Wait!
Nooo!
Ahhhh!
And I lose my weapon?
No, I still have it.
Nice.
Okay, that was bullshit.
Ahhhh, okay, here we go.
Oh shit!
Oh fuck up!
Ow!
Wow, shit.
Oh, boy!
Oh, this is the sorcery.
Where am I?
Oh, shit!
No!
The devil!
I passed the out!
Am I proved myself?
It's not over.
Oh
My bags
The weapon is trash. Yeah, I agree
Better turnies 70 slums crawl. Let's do a brawl hold up
I'm more of a more of a puncher
Yeah, I still got it
I'm not ready for this, bro.
I don't think you're ready for this Wing Chun.
I don't think you're ready.
Okay, you're ready? You're not ready.
I told you to. I told you.
I know. I know.
And then put your hands up, you'd be better right now.
I know.
You see what happens to the last guy?
You sure you want this?
Are you sure?
Okay, so what I thought?
That's what I'm saying.
I know.
See that.
Yeah.
The last guy was smart dude. He was smart
And nothing to lose
A lot of pace that was 300 of the 10,000 punches
I'm going to take you up the bit of slime.
Do you want another one?
Other cheek, other cheek.
I'm there here.
How dare you?
He's right, he's going to be good man.
How?
I can't even let him see my head. I'm rather than my action.
I'm rather than far enough, far enough, far ashen.
Time to rank up, yeah, I think it's time.
The flail is actually insane.
I feel like the flails actually the best weapon in the game.
I might go flail build, of course.
Yeah, the flail seems okay.
I'm ready.
My training is led me to this.
Bring me!
Bring me the one you call the master of beggars!
Bring me the one!
I have no time for this.
Where is he?
Send them to me.
I demand the King's head.
Ah, too.
I'm going to beat you up.
Where is the king? Where is the king? Where is he?
It's not worth picking up your weapons.
Another duo.
I think he thought it missed but then he needed the physics, carried the flail.
Oh shit the flail like this is so strong too.
Oh man!
Oh, shit, I don't mean to do that.
I'm not in a sewer cat.
I don't want to just start taking my clothes off.
Oh, really?
Three buffoons. Three buffoons. This is who the better prince sends to me. This is who he sends.
Three vs one he can't just face me. I'm man with no honor.
I
heard say
there's a
I tire I tire of this amateur hour
and
send me
send me one who actually knows how to fight
where is basis
oh shit
Oh my god
Yeah, I hear him on it put this put the axe down
I will chop those legs off bro. Oh my god
Get away get away
Oh my god, oh my god, you're still alive
That's just a loop
Relax. Oh my god. Oh shit. Oh my god.
I
Holy shit
I don't want to take the loot
I never thought I'd shoot the day.
I was told I would never amast to anything more than a donkey's shit.
I've been given the title of the peasant.
I knew I was somebody.
I knew I'd be called fuck me!
Oh, shit!
Ah, no, no!
Okay, maybe not.
What do I have to do to hold this?
I don't know, I did it, I did it right.
Now it's weird, apparently I'm fine.
Ok.
Bender, you have absolute garbage ass gear.
Garbage.
Abyss only happens if you kill people.
So then what is the downside of?
See I think he's restocking and doesn't just like auto update every night or something?
that shit was not worth the 25
yeah that was not worth it
alright i need to click 45 jesus hilarious
chill bitch
chill buddy you don't scare me man
come here dude
what's up man
Oh shit!
What the fuck is this guy made out of?
Holy shit man drop bro!
It's over!
the
it's over did
look at here
I kind of want this
oh yeah I should have checked the chest
yo the seller has the crazy gear
Flail spammer.
Sounds like you got your ass kicked, bro.
And now you're mad.
Oh my god, this map.
Oh my god, I feel a massive FPS drop here.
Oh, are you kidding?
You did this?
You did that?
Are the fucker?
and
and that is super lagging
there's loot in the cart
attacking right now
oh shit
Look at that
He got be done be done I
Relax how do I get this out now?
Oh, how do I get up, yeah?
Oh, there's nothing.
There's nothing.
Where did I drop my weapon?
There you go.
I guess sometimes there's nothing.
another one
Let me try something oh shit
Oh, okay, it's the same chest every time
Who goes there
They said his hair glowed when the sun hit it.
I'm murdering her.
Oh shit!
That's home!
Yeah, that actually looks like it might be worth something, but I don't think I can carry that.
It's not in the honor of the science, but it's not much to come.
Where is the final fight?
There he is.
Mayor Madden, it's over.
When I can tell you is it's over.
You're gonna lose your life here.
Deal!
You see it?
I know what happens to my flail.
Oh, there it is. Okay.
I've gained it then.
I got it too.
You weapons are crap.
I have no armor to adjust
Oh
There it is, nothing happened apparently, nothing happened.
You know, the seller distribution gives you so much.
Oh, that should have been a kill.
I don't this guy, pick my ass.
You kicked my ass bro?
Pow!
Oh my god!
I look like the animal.
It's just a lion.
Go!
Okay, see why these are expensive duels.
I'm gonna go one tap this guy.
Come on man.
Let me check the goblet.
Are there's nothing here.
There's a cab that I don't take this home.
My house needs some light.
Thank you.
All the things that I've made was not there.
And I actually...
Oh, he didn't take it with him.
He didn't take it with him.
I didn't change my trip soon.
I look like a good axe.
Slums champion.
Buy some shoes.
Oh yeah, let me get some shoes.
We die! Modo!
I die!
Dodge dead!
I'm good! I die! I die!
I'm strong like Hugs.
I'm good man I'm good.
12 heroes, red pikas.
Um, maybe I'm just gonna games, bro.
My end up speed running this.
Oh, you're gonna feel that tomorrow.
Oh, and today.
Oh, you're gonna feel that many times. I'll take that off your hands.
I'm gonna make some defendants.
Thank you.
Oh, wait, five seller fights?
Uh-oh.
Oh, shit.
I missed red the rules.
No, no!
Relax.
I got a loop again, chill chill. Okay, perfect.
All right, and there it is. There it is. There's another one.
Watch out.
Well, that shirt matches my hat, bro.
I need that arm for the duel.
That's okay.
I've been in worse situations.
Ah!
Don't do that!
Let's go again.
The gesture looks like a demon.
Chelle?
What about Rob? I'm having out concussions, handing out concussions. There you go, Rob.
You're good, you? There it is.
I'm cast.
Seriously, go.
Relax.
I'll buy shoes after this.
Should I thought about it? Should I thought about it?
You're doing this? You're still doing this.
of
all
okay okay hold on now
the big leagues
on the lord is uh... this is actually the prequel
So this is, I'm actually, I'm actually baseless and this is a prequel.
This is how I became baseless.
It packs poles.
Send it.
I don't see the poles, by the way.
I don't, by the fuck are the poles.
good scam.
Oh, has it turnedy?
I have 44.
Let's do one seller retribution.
Technically, you could just farm the lower rank.
Easy, 45Gs.
You probably start making like a shit sound though.
It seems like loading the weapons is a worth it, there's such a cheap.
I
We're going to the peasant tournament. We're ranking up
Next
Next.
I'm a natural bro. I'm a natural.
Oh no! No! No!
Oh no!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
No!
Please!
that's a good that's a good it's okay it's okay
I'm ready.
Next.
I don't get it, you'll have to fight if you kill somebody, so there's like a- it's
not better to be merciful then.
What's the benefit of killing them?
Yeah, I do blood damage, so I don't tell them.
Yeah, but as I don't know, there's like a moral system or something, but there's gotta
be incentive, because I don't have to go to the abyss.
I skip it.
Unless you can pull items out of the abyss.
and
yeah maybe he can
uh... you get a best loot
but then that would be the best loot is really good
but i have
oh what the hell
oh shit
You're kidding.
Put it down, buddy.
Put it down, man.
Don't do it.
He done.
I have to, I have to do my accident.
Oh shit!
I don't underestimate the hope.
What about boys?
Think about what you've done.
Think about this.
Think about the night night.
Think about the night.
Think about what you've done.
Think about this.
one for you another one for you one for your boy another one
be done
What I did?
Oh shit!
Oh, get him right there!
Oh, shit!
Oh
Relax relax
Show boys show
I think you're ass. I want to worry about that hat from which vendor in town. I
Warp that
Oh no, I can't wait, no, wait, I'm gonna relax, wait, think about this, think about this,
the king, well we can rally, the king's the problem, he's loving this right now, he's loving
this, we don't need to do this, we don't need to be like this, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm not over, it's not over, you motherfuckers, it's not over, it's not over, it's not over,
Our fuse.
She's here, boy there.
Are you done? Are you done?
and that is how it's known as from then on the lead cut-up that's what they've called me
I should have picked up the sword
You know what's commoner now, I can buy a house, holy shit, I'm now recognized.
Holy shit man, a commoner.
What the fuck is this bad?
Point point oh
Wait, can I leave that armor off of him?
Give me that helmet, you should've put him on the bucket.
Man, I'm disarmed him.
All right, stop.
I want that ship.
I'm gonna drop this. Give me this.
Give me this.
Give me this right now.
Hey, I said get me this hey, get me this right now
You me give me
I want this
Ah!
Wait there!
Let me recover!
Wait a minute, let me try something, stay right there.
I'm not sure the device.
I'm master-set to make a fortune device.
I'm the seller.
Oh, stay there! It's just the concept. Your piece of shit.
Okay, I'm okay. I'm okay. I think I'm okay. I'm breathing.
and hell, and hell, it's only blood, okay, I want to fucking armor, give me the
I'm fucking armor man.
I gotta give you that damn armor man.
I gotta give you the damn armor dude.
Give you the fucking armor bro.
You know what, I feel bad now I'm leaving.
I won't forget this.
You're lucky. I need a recover. I'm gonna pass out
Your face is shit
There's next.
Who's next? Who's next?
Fuck out of here.
Oh fuck out of here.
What the fuck out of here, man?
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
Get the fuck out of here, dude.
Fuck you, dude, man.
Come on, man.
Come on dude.
Oh, no, no point.
That's shit at me.
No point.
That's shit at me.
Oh my god.
Smart, he was ready. He was ready for that.
He was ready. He was ready. He was ready.
You need to get back him up.
Now you're getting out. He's dead.
You guys almost took my ass.
You're a boy here. He was ready. He's getting his conviction.
He failed him.
You failed him bro.
What?
What game is that in bloodshed?
I can't buy anything, am I too a reset here?
Oh shit!
A Pavas, a Pavas as well, you can do insane shield build.
Insane shield build.
Some complete damn little
I'll save it for now
Pad is on the back
What the hell
Dude, I'm gearing now
Now listen for this guy and a one-sie.
Back to fuck up man. Back to fuck up.
Where's the loot?
Oh shit!
What is that?
Oh, yo, nice.
You got a sword?
You got some new shoes that I don't really know to put on.
I look actually mid.
Alright, thank you.
The seller fights her such easy money.
They're so fast.
I don't care if I didn't, all right, I'm not sure if I'm dead, let's hear it.
The only thing is the forest is laggy, so I've been avoiding the forest.
Do all five rounds spill first blood. Uh-oh
Oh shit
Oh
Okay, buddy. Okay
There it is
That's it man. That's G. Z. Row
That's it now. You're done. That's like five. I'm as blunt as needs to be spilled.
I have this loon here.
Oh!
Ah, damn chest!
Oh my god, there's spikes right there.
All right, hold on me.
How many rounds do we have on this?
Don't tell me I didn't carry this for like five rounds because yeah, I guess I can drop it on the floor.
Really?
Oh, shh! Whoa!
Unless I can leave it there, I think it stays on the ground.
Let's test it, it does, I do like this hat, I don't that's not a hat, that's a shield,
Yummy!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
The part?
What happened to my goblin? Oh, it's right there.
What round is this? 4 or 5? Okay.
Where are you, sir?
Go back home. You don't want this.
Go back home.
Go back home, sir.
You're not fit for this combat.
Yeah, not fit.
Oh yeah, he didn't have a sword didn't he?
Well, I have something that's worth like 300, so it's all good.
Let's go!
Oh 50 only?
Yeah, but maybe he didn't at nurse a double shield build.
I would throw though, but I could try it.
I don't know if you can do little pavices though.
Wait, what happens to the other pavis?
What the fuck?
I had two.
Oh, you can put the paddles on your shoulder.
Then I just sell it by accident.
Allie, uh, sure.
Another spill first blood.
is that she seems really strong if it's on the air
what you did to your friend do? why did you do that to your friend?
Oh, he's alive. I help
Fuck off boys
Go home even for the home
Take the barrel with you
Go home
This is not their fight
Are you gonna take my fucking hat off? Oh now it's on now it's on
you can see some shit
you're in my damn hat
oh yeah that was a one-rounder shit
you hear feet on the ground
I remember what I was at that level.
Oh, I ludes.
More ludes for the merchant.
This is early access, you can get it on Steam.
When I used to play this game, it was the demo, and it used to update it, but in like
cool new patches and stuff, so yeah.
But later rather than parisons.
Atas parles and then in the palace and...
And...
Let me just take my belongings and now I will vanish.
She must have been lost.
Well, that's not cheating at all.
Sure, bad.
of
Oh my god.
I could, but now, honestly, I'm opening right now, I'm on the right now.
I was 60's here for the Goblin.
I don't think that racetrack was worth it.
It was not worth it.
Damn, you can get a insane smash, stop.
Okay, we're going to go for the porous duel, or the seller duel.
The seller duel's are great, already have neck armor.
50 Gs for a one-tapped, with a potential double money.
There's nothing here. There's nothing here.
What game is that in the world's games?
I just six rounds.
Like I'm talking to me on the ground like that.
Oh, you're out of the ocean.
Oh shit.
I can't find a sword.
I can't have a sword.
I can't find a sword.
I mean that's sword.
We're the lets.
Messer Draught.
That pull the head down.
I want that.
Can I take a I think this sword here?
Can I take this?
Hello man, I need that.
Oh shit, wrong spot. Sorry.
I need I need to sell this.
Oh, there he got, he gets a loose now.
I'm not dead or wrong leg.
I'm on now.
All right, we don't I guess he can keep that
You're gonna keep it whatever
I never match
I didn't keep it
Oh
What the hell is this
Oh, the gate.
I mean, this is the prequel. This is how Bayezos became Bayezos.
So maybe this insane is more accurate.
I'm just really getting it playing the protagonist.
That's why it seems so easy.
But it's more accurate.
Oh, yeah, he has a hat.
Give me the hat, bro. Give me the hat.
Give me the hat, dude.
Give me.
Give me that!
Last guy to give you the shit that I have to do back things to get it, but I still
never get it.
I don't take this off!
Oh no, I don't want to do this, but...
You know, shit's crazy.
I'm trying to be coming to you.
All right, let's take it now.
I know work.
Nice.
Oh, shit, I'm here, dude.
I am so geared right now.
What the fuck?
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
One round for us but her
It may be laggy
But it is alright
Well, this is out there
I see, pretty one, no water.
No water.
I give out what you've done.
I think.
You're a both perish.
You're done.
No, I don't want that shield. I want to pat this to whatever it's called.
Whoa!
No way, dude. I thought I was supposed to be in this.
Now, what is this device?
What could this device be?
Yeah, I'm not using that. I look so sick, death.
I'll keep that in my eye and lie in the story.
I can't put this on my back.
I don't know where it's just when.
I just held it on it and it like disappeared.
And I please have my weapon back, sir.
Oh shit there it is.
One before and I think I'm ready.
Let's go to the slums.
It's the best map.
What happened?
You done?
Back to the farm.
I'm
I'm pretty chat this is
I'm flying up the ranks
Whoa whoa
Oh, that hat is better than I think that would have might be better than mine
I'm gonna get my ass right cuz that covers the ears
Oh my god, oh my god
I had to. I had to. No. Go home, man.
Oh, here make me do this. Here make me do this.
I'm Stan.
I'm not the Nakil. Okay.
I'm David, I'm David.
I'm David.
I'm the fuck with Jesus.
I'm a fuck with Jesus.
I'm the fuck with my stuff.
I'm Stan.
We done bro! We done!
Okay, hold on.
Okay, don't need to take his head off.
I just want the helmet.
It's not letting me.
Oh, there we go.
What?
Oh, shit.
Another one.
What?
My flails go on.
No.
You're kidding!
Dude!
No!
Oh!
Oh, shit!
It's gonna be the end.
I refuse.
Oh my god, there's another fight. Oh, it's shit.
Oh, what a man!
I need a flail sir, I need a flail sir, please
I can't go bonk build with a mall.
Oh no!
Oh shit!
one point one point one point one point one point one point one point one point
wait what does this not fit
oh so I wonder what's stronger here
It shows these blocked off.
Maybe I need something specific.
Yeah, I can't use it yet.
I'm gonna get a bonk hammer.
Bonkies, bonkies, bonkies, bonkies, bonkies.
I put on the neck hammer.
So, why would I remove any of this that sounds like if you want to downgrade all your gear?
Huh?
Can you get a double bonus?
I don't think you can get a double bonus actually.
Oh yeah, this is another spot.
Oh, okay, bro, it's been a while, let me just make sure I still got a gas in the tank.
I do.
I'm going to get out of there.
Get out.
Get out, bro.
Get out, dude.
Come on.
Get out, man.
I can't hold my bumper subs on day.
I
You're kidding really
You're choking right
Get up my
Oh no!
No!
That's home!
Stop that!
They didn't think of that!
No!
Come on!
Anyway,
that's gone!
that's crazy dude that's crazy
okay okay there's a lot of gold here what's the catch
ow ow oh shit oh there you go
All bill, oh my god, you're kidding me, I'm gonna shit on.
No, no, no, I'm not losing my right.
I don't want this small item here to do that.
Who's out there?
Oh shit.
There is the soul.
Why?
Sir, I come here every day looking.
I come here every day seeking out the flair.
You never seem to have it said, why is this?
I am the most loyal person I have.
How can you not source of fucking play?
But the longest break in all the rounds.
We got gotlets.
Where am I using here?
Maybe the axe
I'm worried dude. I'm worried. Maybe I go to the brawl or no, I go to the
I'll be champion
Messer
This is gonna be a risk risk risky, but it's an alley champion, but if I rush and
oh fuck did I never heal, oh god, oh god, oh shit.
No, no, no no no no no no no wait wait
Hey, buddy
Oh shit
Okay, we-we-we-we-we-we-we-okay, okay, you're relaxed relax
Oh
no no oh oh wait wait wait there's my sword even go
Oh yeah man.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, I see it.
Oh shit.
Oh shit dude.
I'm not going to do that.
Oh, I didn't need that!
Oh, my head!
No way!
That's just a good.
This is not normally...
Got em?
I can't craft the armor now.
What the hell is this?
Holy shh.
Thank you.
Nice shadow per sheet.
Oh my god, bro. Oh, you're fucking bad dude. I know. I know. I knew.
to insane holy shit okay I got two goblets here
I'm in god damn it
I see the goblet it's right there if I could got them it just grab it
Oh, so I can't, oh, this is a little unfortunate.
I don't think I can take both.
Okay, I'm gonna break my arm.
All right.
Dude, I held Q and he didn't put it into this pocket. He dropped it.
See, all thing Q does that. What if I do it with E?
Are you fucking kidding?
Now I just held the E and he drops it on the ground.
Hold E, he drops it.
Hold 2, he pulls this out and drops it.
All the game. It works for weapons that doesn't work for gavelins.
Golden G, have a hold.
You're fucking face.
I need this.
I know it's a very powerful weapon.
Not many can yield wielded.
I know.
I gotta- I gotta- I gotta- I'll go on to web.
Ha ha ha.
Oh my god!
That's-
Dude.
Oh, the fuck is loose.
Oh my god, dude, bro!
Run man!
There's weapons insane!
Run man!
Uh-oh, is that stuck?
Well, please!
Yeah, he's defend like well against this.
I gotta give it to him.
what the hell oh yeah you're going to get up now
you're painting the little floor I'm impressed
Dude, has conviction.
Wow.
Siphon the wall, bro.
Do I look like a new dude?
All yours.
I found my bill.
This site is designed for bad players.
It's for mimic users.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
I can't afford a weapon, so I just took my father's break and you know, applied some adjustments to it.
Next thing you know, well, I just need to upgrade it so it has metal tips, I blocked
myself. What if I can bring a spike trap to the battlefield?
Hey, hey, can you do that back?
Oh my god no!
No, I didn't pick up the thing.
The commoner attorney, what's the highest rank in this game?
I'm going to be a nobleman.
I would be an over friend.
No matter the cost, it's only a way to pay.
I would be.
I don't remember.
The vertical swings are a little scary.
special genoconag
Oh, there you go, there you go. That's what happens.
Oh, hell!
Very nice.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Another Russia thinking you can end my journey swiftly
That would not be a thing
This is the end of your story and your friends
Back to the village you came from back
This weapon is so good
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back!
Oh my god!
Hey!
Do the women!
I'm walking 100%
Oh, shh I'm a fucking natural guy, holy shit.
Oh, an upgraded play?
Nice switch back?
He has a reinforced tail.
You do not know how to wield that.
You're not the one.
Oh, shit!
No, poor souls!
I must collect myself who goes there what foul they've been is in the mist I hear the
Oh my god!
Who is next?
Oh my god.
He's done.
Two more enter.
He's done.
You good bro, you're probably not good, but you know are you okay here? Are you okay? Yes
I see more souls, oh my god, no way.
Let's get out of the scary.
Okay, these dead. I think he's dead.
No! Why doesn't this pierce?
All right, another approach is in the distance, or it's just my own armor, scaring me.
You're kidding, you're fucking kidding man, the last guy.
No!
I will not be taken.
I'm not gonna lose on the commoner, right?
You die
I want to open this
That seems got a nice
the rate is probably gonna carry me though so I'm gonna keep it
are you done dude? you done?
What is this zombie?
What is this thing doing?
Thank you.
done
well okay we're back
y'know
polyens
plane
what do we do here
and I wear that under everything
I don't want the messer.
the
attorney begins
I need one goal in order to get to the attorney
I'm gonna do it.
Sorry about that chat.
I have to take your shite.
Um, okay.
Let's see.
Oh, shit that I've never healed.
As we were as we were oh oh shit oh my god he's going for a worm not injure in this
Working
What
Did he actually might take my ass
Stop man
All right, so
I'll leave my weapon bay
You have to...
Wait, eeeeee!
We said that, but I don't think I'm gonna die.
No!
I dropped my weapon.
Oh my god.
Oh it's right there.
What the hell I'm so injured?
God.
God!
Wow
Right, wow, that was normal. That was so bad. Oh, I have no money
This is not good
Let's go beat the shit out of this
Alright, now I can heal up.
This is kind of scary now. I don't know if I'm gonna be able to win this.
I have nothing to sell.
I don't think I'm going to be able to win the commoners turning. I don't have enough money actually, it was.
Sell the breastplate, yeah, I was like 16 G's. Play a best for loot.
Oh shit!
I'm afraid I still don't think I'm ready for this I'm gonna get my ass kicked but
Maybe I'll find a good upgrade.
I remember this land.
I recall this land.
And then there I am there.
And then you could.
I know I know walk it off, walk it off.
Oh shit.
Upgrade.
We gotta go back to the old method.
What are we doing there, boys?
What's the plan here?
Who's dying?
Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up,
I'm still alive, I'm still alive, you piece of shit, ow.
Oh, yeah!
My armor.
Please.
I believe I believe.
Oh, fuck my finger! Stop! Please!
Please let me get up, so I can take your ass, please.
Yes.
Oh, he found the spot.
Oh, that one hurts.
Oh.
Oh, no, sir.
Oh, no.
Come on.
Not safe.
Come on.
Damn.
Well, he didn't heal.
Give me a barrel of a punch.
Retire heal for 8
Am I healed for you?
Oh my god, the rick-oh!
Okay.
We're back.
I'm ready.
We're united.
We're united for the turny.
to
ship weapon excuse me did you hit the highest rank in the game
no you did it
there you go man you're done from the slums from the King's Court yard
there you go nice
hey hey hello all your boys trying to mess you up who's that you can even tell you
I'm gonna get a hat for this.
If you was your friend, you wouldn't have told you to make sure you bring your helmet.
That's my stuff, bro.
I can't talk that.
I can't talk that too.
That piece of shit.
Oh my god!
Hell if I hit anybody hit us from shield.
Be done sir. Be done.
I have more victories. I require a.
Whoa!
Double stick!
That shit down dude.
Are you trying to hurt with that?
a
Friend it's over. You're French at your home. You're French at your home. You're French at your home, dude
Hello, you're French at your home, man
This is early access anytime anyone split this game. It's been the demo. This is now officially purchasable on Steam, so
Oh my god no no I'm okay I'm okay I'm okay
Oh, oh, you're fading, damn it.
What is that pass?
What about her to get to see her home and I pay five?
Did the last guy kick my ass?
Got a pack I do. Come on. Where's your home bro?
Where's your home?
I think I see it in the distance. Let's go!
I'm in turn if I didn't.
Where's that falling boy?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
I don't see a chest was there a chest there alone.
Feels not very nice.
that's what we know from the planet is driving up
bomb row
now I have enough
seller retro brief at sixty right here
we'll do it
oh
relax
no chest
Looks like a dagger
Those battles are just like a quick boost on your money
Rondale dagger 20
All right, there are times to charm in the turnie
Bring me to the king
Who is the covener? Who runs the covener's spirit?
We seek in the way of the night.
I guess you're robbed like seven flail hits to the face.
this.
There we go, there we go, the double, the double, the double, the double, the double.
Ah, ah, oh, oh, oh my god!
A Bagoli twins.
They live next to the door to the Pagoli twins.
That's why they're friends, the Pagoli's and the Bagoli's.
Both had twins.
What the fuck?
That's a spear! Oh, that shit!
Damn!
Damn! Don't get back out, bro! You're scary!
Oh shit!
I'll help you.
Yelp! Yelp! Yelp!
We're getting it.
Are we getting it? Don't do it!
Not doing it!
No!
Stop!
Again?
I was crazy!
Take the spear?
No, the flail is so good.
I heard everybody make room.
I'm gonna get him.
What's up, dude?
What's up, man?
I'll still hand it in there.
I'll pull the hits.
Good howl.
the
one more hit
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
No, no, no, no, no, no, so I can't..
Ohhhh, nohhhh, are you serious?
Ohhhh.
Oh, no!
I got her good, very good.
You need it, you need actual slicing items in the others.
Why the sarm didn't sound out.
Almost died for nothing in there
He died so fast
What was the last guy
Sneaks in a hit
Oh no, I don't know if I picked it up at the last minute, oh I did, okay.
I don't think there's any healing here either.
So I'm at a massive disadvantage unless I heal over time.
I think I heal over time.
I can't see anything.
I'm scared.
Don't mess with the fucker!
Huh?
You have sex, huh?
Huh?
What the fuck are you stabbing me?
I don't stand you.
Come on.
I'm getting lost in a thick color.
I've lost my plight.
I won't stop.
Oh, god.
You're fucking not able to go back to your old son.
I don't know.
I put one in.
Oh.
I don't know.
Oh, god.
I put one in.
I don't know.
I'm not going to allow my son to kill you.
Oh, god.
I won't stop.
Oh, god.
Come on!
That was you, get it!
I need my flag!
Let me grab the fly out.
I got it.
Reach!
I have it, I have it.
I have it.
I don't mind yet.
Okay.
Let's do this bad.
I know I'm injured.
You're lucky I'm not in my prime.
I'm not the one, but it's the depth of dust.
Oh, what is it?
I gotta get screwed now.
The radio one with all my limbs hurt.
Okay.
Press on.
Winner bowl, Winner bowl.
Oh shit, Winner bowl.
It's over!
It's better over!
No, no, no, no!
all's you wretched
I'm on the coward you guys are 3v1ing
and you're using your boy
and I'm standing
hey hey
hey
I'm not going to get back up, he's not going to get back up.
Now, lets go!
I don't know if you can see that, but I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Now, let's move on.
Oh, that's beautiful.
I got my gun.
Oh my God.
I think I can hear a little bit, but I don't know how this is a little wind yet.
It's over! Please!
It's this guy!
Wow!
You!
It's not him, huh? Is it this guy?
It was him.
Dude, all this is your one tap.
Oh shit.
I want those knee pads.
Oh shit dude.
Red.
Redan!
Hands over!
Hava!
Han!
Now!
They're not, I'm shit that sword!
I give me those new paths.
I do your draft, how do you get them?
get them. I'm holding E, it's not working.
Yeah, I feel like this is as way to make it happen.
Yeah, the question is, do I take this over the foil now?
I feel like this is as way too much drag I'm gonna throw dude. I'm gonna throw
The flail has been oh wait that was the end
Malisha oh
Oh
I was not a one-healed dude
But Malisha yard champion
Keep your feet on the ground
And so I need it what is on your shoulders so I need those on your arms so if you
could please remove those the militiamen on blood thirsty so I need any type of armor
I can get to here.
I'll hold that for reals.
Come on.
All right, what the hell? Oh, it's the close.
What the hell?
It's padded. It's a padded shirt.
All right, it's a shirt with...
of
my power grows
if i'm actually a lot of she hit the highest rate
is it difficult to hit the highest rank in this
i feel like this is kind of
I can't tell
It's easier than Bayes' us.
Armate takes his 1-tapped.
One executed hit.
There it is.
Maybe you don't run into stuff, man?
That's what I mean.
I get this chest here.
I think I get this.
I'm watching!
Oh
Actually put my weapon you piece of shit
My toes are golden
What did I go?
No
Yeah, where's the weapon?
Shout-in-blind, I don't see it.
No, it's not, that's a leg.
I swear they ground David.
One dude, it's done man, it's done.
I swear it's not stuck.
That's his bone dude.
No way, the ground ate it.
and
a
very nice very nice
that a nice two some of these give you more points to the rank progress on the swing the more money the more
the more rank it you get
right here boys line it up three two one god damn silly isn't you fucking
ain't that shit oh your boy just they're more died did it literally
and Harrison Ford
I'm a distance
Sorry, yes
the
one
Yeah, that gave me nothing.
Forest champion is easy mode.
Mercy's dead.
Oh, buddy!
Right!
are cruising through this rank right now cruising
I got it insane build right now. Insane build.
We could do the armor, good ass weapon. I don't know how to die here.
Oh my god a reinforced rail.
I think I might keep this weapon.
I had the flail as good, but the range on this isn't sand, but maybe that's good.
Not on a man, not on a man, not on a man, not on a man, not on a man, not on a man, not on a man, not on a man, not on a man.
Check the store true, I'm grinding right now.
Oh, it's really.
Go home, dude.
Go home.
Oh, it's not through this.
Not through this to yourselves.
That's enough.
I'm gonna kill you.
Oh shit
Do we got stuck on the fucking lantern
What the fuck is there
You're joking. You're fucking joking.
I'm still alive. I am still alive. It was just a small plush moon.
No, still alive. Still alive.
It's not that bad.
No!
No, please!
the
no, it's over did
unless he just like kills himself somehow
it's so over, it's so over
Oh, come on!
Come on!
I will not die!
I have so much limp arm!
I have so much
to live by
All right, that was pretty bad, right?
All right.
Oh, you know those god looks though. Those are clinging.
I think that might be better than what I have.
A long sword.
the
god let's first half and god let's
You're making an insane sword.
What?
That was 70 G's?
Good, ma'am.
Those ones are the scaling of those ones are so weird because it's their sub.
They're easier, they're less risking to give you a shit ton of money.
I don't know, I don't have any one around there's shit done.
I ran into the slice neck.
I don't know what the highest rank is, I'm not sure.
I'm just spending the one rounds.
Slums champion.
Alright, how are you the champion? Let's see.
was was the champion was was
are who's the militia champion
stop mad
I'm good.
What do you got on your runny thing, dude?
I think I got those gauntlets.
We have the same ones?
Alright alright so that's all right.
So guys I get one of these these ones.
That was the most difficult one available.
404
Another one.
We're almost at the tournament grounds.
and
yeah, like the ones before you
yeah
Yeah, I know a champion.
What the hell is this guy? What the hell?
Where did this guy come from?
Yeah, we're every a one-be-one. No honor.
Where are you, piece of shit?
All of the people are ready to die.
Okay, we're almost there.
Yard champion one round
Yeah, I'm cruising right now
This is the cruise right now bullies
Then then that that that down in
I
can't do that couple of times on one guy.
I can't help but I've over-subbed some people, both for subsunday.
Yes it'd be.
Give me one brawl.
Sometimes I come back to my roots.
Remember where I started?
And I'll start with the 1000 punches.
Too much, I think it's off.
I don't know if I need that.
Oh, and three fights.
Oh, shit.
You down, bro? You done? You done?
Yeah, this is online PvP crossplay
a
Where the hell was the tournament?
Oh, that oh oh shit, the hell I thought I was one guy again.
Oh, you guys are sure this is my angle.
This is my angle.
I don't lose like this angle.
and you have upgrades
to turn them at time
wait am I the highest rank
what the hell
no way
ah
oh y'all those reaves are enough for it
I don't think the spalder is that me I can try again
I guess these are better. Yeah, I can't wear these.
Is it cause of this?
Looks like I'm injured there, something.
Militia, Terny.
Alright.
I'm to join the city guard.
Bring me!
Did the king have the Militia?
Who is the head of charge?
Hey, oh, strong leg, all right
Go home, you're gonna lose a leg, all right, you're gonna lose a leg, go home
Why why do you make me do this?
Why
Why do you do this?
You have a lot. You have a new conviction.
You have nothing to lose, you have to.
Oh, we're doing this, bro!
Another one.
It's kinda hard to stab with this. I'm trying to stab, but I'm not, it's like not stabbing.
Well, I bet I can't.
Hey, just weapon is better.
Oh shit!
He's not gonna help you. He tried lifting his teammate up.
Relax. Are we all good here, guys? Are we all good here? Looks like you're not done.
No!
Oh yes, yeah, that was ended. Oh shit.
Oh, fuck my leg!
Oh, put that fucking tree away!
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh fuck, oh fuck, for a minimal foe.
Oh shit.
There it is.
Where's the militia leader?
Where is he?
I want the meeting with him.
Oh, I was him.
Oh, shit up a soldier now, dude.
Oh, easy!
Oh, I'm owning right now.
I'm flying right now. I'm flying.
Can we get any more powerful?
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm going to big sword and die and lose it all.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, who's not my team here?
oh
and
ah shah he stabbed my foot
our walk over a sword
Yeah, let me sleep. Let me heal and sleep.
There's so much shit in the forest. Kind of avoid the forest. Oh shit at the same guy.
I think it's too risky for rank up.
Oh, this guy's helmet is way better than mine.
Oh shit!
What?!
That's bullshit.
Oh, it was who's built Blunperse, it's not bullshit.
6 rounds for a stool
Oh, I didn't heal that eye, but I think I might be fine
Oh shit moose
What the hell
It's all right, boys.
It's just gonna last day on the Battle of the Ode.
One of the chests.
All you're right.
Man, man, man, man.
What are you got?
What the fuck?
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck, fuck!
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Just kidding, it's...
Yeah, looks so big.
Fuck outta here bro, bring that shit out of here dude.
That shit out of here bro.
That shit out of here, right?
Did that shit out of here, did that shit out of her growl?
Did that shit out of her growl?
Does that shit out of her growl?
That got shit out of her growl?
Shut up!
That's dead.
You have to believe that.
Oh, we need to get him, you fucker.
There you go, first blood.
Fuck out of here, man.
Fuck out of here, dude.
Fuck out of here, man.
Here it is!
right I'm great to this no this one's better no
Who's the soldier here, right? Who's the soldier?
Who'd be Bayzos and the first of this demo?
Not you. Okay, not you.
What the boys enjoy? What the play?
Oh.
Right, this one of them have side armor arm.
It has the better armor.
I need back armor.
This guy has Paul Drins, but I can't wear Paul Drins.
Right, does he have that permit?
No, this guy does have a black helmet though, which looks identical.
Well, I don't think it's as good as mine.
as it leaves us in our mouth up and
already have a shirt with shoulder pads, our arm pads.
Yeah, I'm super good right now.
All the van braces might be really good.
Like what?
You already have man braces on. It's not letting me take it off. Oh
There are man braces arms
Oh, it's just part of the shirt
Yeah
Oh, my max waited.
I don't know what else to do.
Apex called simple pimple on latest match.
what can I say about unknown in the counter strike world brawl known dude unknown
it
you watch is a pex a pex is the viewer bro he's a viewer dude
What's that noise?
I'm not gonna run at me.
Don't fucking run.
Don't run at me, dude.
That's first blood drought, it's first blood.
first blood
yes
If you get a 50-90 for the forest with 4 X-frame GEN, this might be scary in here.
get a ride on her hands
i'm at me you peasant shit
next
i don't take all you on
imagine if the witcher combat was like this witcher for
oh my god give me the ear
And the ghetto, so you know other peasants are said, you will be the lesson.
Why isn't it what I mean?
Now what I mean, pick him up.
Oh, I do, I do this one.
I think he tried to get my weapon and a little way, so I kind of regret doing that.
Oh, yeah, that's my shit!
What the heck?
What the heck is he still holding it?
I got what's crazy.
You can ensure items.
my pups are on one by one
all your feet are still on the ground
oh yeah you're still got this
This
Never mind, never mind, I thought he'd do it, I thought he'd do it maybe
That was a clean cut
I'm going to sleep and I think it's the soldier tournament, 1,000 j's.
This no forest champion, ballet or right, yard doubles.
Why don't you forge your own weapon because I'm fucking owning.
Why would I change my build, dude?
I'm trying, you know, you realize you can reset all your progress
if you fail to get this.
And I think you start over again.
I don't want to start over again.
Come on, man.
OK.
Come on, man.
I'm back home, Barbers. Go back home. Remember, oh shit! Remember this
looned. The next time you decide to do this. Remember that loon. Remember
that. You still have a chance to go. You can still go home.
All right.
I got gone all my good, but I ain't that fine.
Oh my god, five rounds. Oh shit.
I'm gonna die.
It's a long duel.
I'm round.
I don't want to do this.
I got another ring.
Oh, it shows up, sold your rank, no helmet.
There he is, damn, you can't even strip it.
Well, you can take it.
All right.
Bege.
The man nerfed the game.
I'm just so fucking good.
Soldier turning.
Seven rounds.
Oh fuck.
I'm done with this child's play.
Where is the general of the army?
Where?
Where is he?
A done!
How many must I fight?
How many?
all ship the access they have no or are getting a lot more scary like they will just slice
the armor
show bro you're lucky
I'll arm to just insanely okay right now, right you know since the beginning of
Every weapon has been okay that I can use it.
What?
I'm not going to go to the other side.
Oh sorry.
I'm not going to get hit.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Oh, goodness.
Not that.
Relax.
I'm relaxed.
Shit.
Gosh.
Mind the code.
Hell, man.
Holy shit, man.
I'm not gonna die.
Where's your leader? Where is he?
I'm tired of this.
I grow tired.
better and right there haven't even ranks are there dude I am grinding right now
R-R-R!
AHHHH!
We're fast tracked to kingdom.
Not owning the kingdom.
At this rate.
Oh good thing!
The way of it is we're gonna own the kingdom.
them do. Wait, was there a new armor? I love these ones. I love these ones. Oh,
that guy has back armor. I need that. Here at the Eggman, here at the Eggman. Oh,
fuck it. Oh, I got a little fuck out of here. Oh, I got a little fuck out of here. No.
Oh, what do you mean the game crashed don't tell me it's just through my run in the trash
No way dude
Imagine it
Oh, save them save them oh shit
Oh, how are we doing here?
Who's got the armor I need? Stop looking at me.
Stop looking at me.
Who's got the back armor?
Who's got the fucking back armor?
Stop moving!
Is it this guy?
No.
None of you do?
No.
I'm just trying to find this guy.
I'll 3v1 first blood.
I was first blood three times
I'm in here, I'm in here, this guy looks like he has a pool armor set, but
no, no, and
oh, this guy's armor, this guy
I might need a chopper you up as depends I don't want to, but I might have to.
Why isn't it not letting me pick it up?
wrong item
not it
wrong item
I
Go
I
Go
I
Told you this is a pretty this name is a pretty cool to how base of this became baseless in the second demo
This is his backstory, Browse the Frequel.
Wrong weapon.
Oh, shit, I nerfed myself.
Oh no.
I saved your life.
Oh, back now.
What is this?
Get on!
and
after it's any after it's now
and
blindest thought missed upper leg armor
Oh shit, this guy's a knight and I holy shit, what the hell is this?
Oh my god!
Oh, hey, hey, what the- oh wait, this guy's actually a raid boss.
Back, cool back!
You got no rain last.
Bring it to the actual rate box.
You're just a pawn of the king.
A pawn.
I see a weakness.
get me die a half of it
I don't want to risk it any randomly stabs me in the end as me
Yeah
Oh, sleeping
Where's her later
Huh? Where is she later, dude?
Oh, shaw!
Where are you going? Where are you going?
Hey, hey, hey!
What the fuck? Where are you going, dude?
What the fuck are you?
Hold on, this is tiring. This is tiring, hold on.
You're not picking that shit up. Get back here. Stop, that's my weapon. Stop.
Nope.
You're going to the spikes, dude. You're going to the spikes.
Oh, please!
They're going to the goddamn spikes you piece of shit.
Good, let's go.
Oh, no.
Oh!
Oh, no!
That's my weapon.
What can I?
Now, as Arma is broken, he doesn't know how to wield a correctly.
You're kidding. you're kidding how
okay I'm okay I'm okay. Okay I'm okay.
Now, now, now.
Fucker.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, this is great.
21 souls, by the way.
Let's take like an hour.
All have arbor
What the hell is this
They
don't even
dismember
Oh shit
I can look off and you piece of shit.
I'll get 17 more to go.
I'm still alive
Really
Sir.
We did everybody else in here.
I thought you died.
yeah this is not good this is gonna take a very long time
Yeah, I might need a switch weapons here.
Good.
Can you walk away?
Maybe what they make that in the ways you can walk away.
I'm gonna take that but I can't.
Oh, no.
I can see the happening.
and
all
I'm not going to kill him.
There.
There's rush beam with you, no weapon.
NO!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
NO NO NO NO!
Why you goin' to?
NO!
Oh, that's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, all of them.
I never liked that lady.
Oh, shh!
I was never fond of that lady.
Oh, shit!
I get a sweeper actually anymore.
Oh, shit!
What that shit down, friend?
What that shit down before you heard somebody?
All right, 12 more to go, I think.
This damn plague!
This got for a second leg.
Oh shit!
I'm not being in it!
No!
No
What the fuck is this my life?
Come on, I will escape this hell
I'm not ready for a dad.
You should have put the war hammer.
Oh shit, he has the same weapon as me!
Not the other like, not the other like...
You're gonna, you're gonna, watch that fucking home.
No, no, wait!
That's not how I'm doing!
I will die here!
I'll push you out for me!
Stay down!
Oh shit! No! No!
Is there any more left?
Please.
Good luck.
Yeah, either. I don't know if you can run away. If you were saying you could.
I think it's a breather here.
Wait, what's the fuck?
I actually can't move.
What the fuck?
I cannot move.
Wow!
Wake up!
What?
I mean he's like
there he's literally just not doing anything
I'm hitting E into nothings happening.
Uh-huh.
You move a little bit.
No way he just decided to give up.
I feel like it's maybe glitch and is heavily red and he'll recover.
I
Okay, it's gonna while I can't if I quit I die
Dude if I
I don't know all that force at bay.
the
body come on man
is wiggling a little bit here and there but
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah
Now, you said
Whoa, we said to do that, it kind of worked
I can go
It's like my head is glued to the ground.
Holy shit.
All my armor are quickly.
I feel naked.
You're nice, dude.
You said that modem, modem you saved the run.
Ah, modem game!
I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay.
I think I'm okay.
Wait, it's like there's arbor that's bugging me or something that makes a soy sticks
Yes
No way I
Can't hate any further
I can, holding E.M. holding Q to drop the gloves.
I did my head is stuck in the ground, bro.
Are you alright?
I'm fine.
You're okay.
Where are we?
What are we?
Are we going to die?
What are we going to die?
Are we going to die?
Did we get it?
We're going to die.
We are going to die.
No!
This is all the time!
I'm a beast!
Oh wait for me!
Ah!
Is that technically- that was technically a shame?
I'm ethical, crash.
What did I just press?
I lost all my armor.
I lost it all and soldier rank.
Wow.
Oh, this side is shit!
I don't watch my rank yet, though.
I wonder when they disappeared with their drop their armor?
Damn it.
I tried.
How are you moving?
I'm giving this a debit card.
I'm going to beat me.
Yeah, I can't pick up the armor. It's not letting me. This is bad. This is not good.
Why is he on shooting this sword?
Oh shit, it's that one's cheating.
Oh no.
Oh no!
That sucks now!
I got so far on that gauntlet.
There's so much grinding
Say you know where we're going boys, you know where we're going
Say you know where we're going boys
And that did. I was was owning. You have downgrade ranks in this mode.
What do you mean?
Chad, what is he talking about, bro?
We're headed to the top. We're headed to the 1%
We're en route to the 1% chat, by the way, over subsundate, over subsundate.
don't play CS I will vote. I don't think that's happening bro.
Anyone plan this?
That one's flying this city more.
You know what higher rank less players of course.
Of course.
ah ah ah
the
first.
of course we're here all we're going to be a sweaty ass match right off the bat
up oh
I'll charge that. Whoops.
Okay, we're not gonna lose the spinning toilet. Okay. Even if we gotta hack.
I'm not going to be able to do anything.
Oh, not the molly but the smell.
I'm too.
I'm not really...
Con.
Seriously?
Seriously.
no
ah one red where you're looking
this
damn do I know why is this guy fucking pushing in the other guys watching it right there the angle
wow
damn you had bomb
I was gonna push and go be so they're trying to kill the guys sandwich, but yeah
That's all good
I'm actually in like he was gonna push mid.
I'm dead.
Spears.
One day a gang.
One day nice.
One's going under and now.
One day a gang.
One cat.
One man.
I'm not gonna be on the other end.
Just three minutes right now.
The gig investment was not it.
Oh, it's too behind you.
I'm very smart with it in my shouting. I know what I'm doing.
What the fuck?
That was nice.
Playin'.
No, by me.
Can we make the map static?
I agree.
How do you make it static?
I think we're in the options.
If I win this, I can't.
My Purge.
Take it last.
I
Back to it back to it back to it back to it
Bullish I
Was that suspect right he jumped and I was if he it was the obvious angle you could hear him shooting
See all right our red team zero
Oh, please be serious.
Please, please, please, sir.
Sir, please, please.
Please.
There goes.
three one doc
she did one drongo
oh shit
he cleared up he could go
one went in one
get the shad
front behind him cat
that's fat
one to one
wow
the
of
all of the body but I need to
all of the
Stop it
One tank's window game operks
I'm in the dead.
Any off here?
Come on, I'm in the city.
Come dead.
I hear you.
One city.
She's in B.
I feel like he's watching the egg gun catch up.
That's true.
Wow dude, he's see if he's gone.
That's how he just went.
I don't think he was up in that angle.
...
the
op equals lose now i will toprag here
really
I'm not saving
I'm going to fight him
I'll get the max round. I'll get the max round. I got this one
Yeah, they're going eco-coobra.
.
I'm gonna go with the...
Oh, it goes in stairs.
It's more difficult.
It's underpassed.
Oh, oh.
It's still stairs.
It's still under.
Burning that bit.
What kind of thing are there on these apps?
He's not under his apps.
I don't see his humping that corner.
Can I be safe?
Can I make it?
Where do you go?
I think I'm gonna come general.
I think we just walk up the cat now.
I don't want to be alone.
and
the
We gotta fucking own right now. I'm getting owned. All right. I was distracted
All right, I'm locked in now locked in I'm locked in
B
I
Don't
What?
I'm the fastest
Oh
Ah
Dude
Oh
I
Do
And that'll be the easiest
I was in the pool, under the pool, under the pool, under the city one.
Triple triple triple.
Triple and triple.
You're gonna take her out.
I'm gonna go now.
I'm just gonna go.
Hey.
Just play this one.
There's one upstairs. Yeah, one went down. Yeah, I'm taking it out.
I'm going to save one more now this is a lot of this is a lot of wins here I
I got a step up here.
Can I lose you, Linda?
If you want?
Oh.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
Oh
You're too blue
Too blue triple time
I
Don't get a good bag
Where?
Triple
I'm coming to lay in a
Oh
Yeah that that's very right there. This disgusting guy. I told you I needed just play
This game is a death match with the AK. I just that doing little spurts of AK and ranked is not it
Who the hell? I'm not on so now, bro, you're moving those emails. No
I'm gonna die.
I can't begin.
Buddy, you hold it the whole fucking day.
It's not a good one, though.
I'm going to the right.
I'm going to the left if you think.
I'm busy too.
He's like, sorry, sorry.
I'm not going to the right.
I'm going to get out of here.
Time to get out of here.
It's the next market.
Especially murder.
It's you, dude.
Oh
I shot
I went to they're gonna just smoke one day after round you can just tell
When you get to this round when you get to this rank everybody knows how to do it up
its a list of one down the team knows that smoke window
make clear smoke window beside
I hear that guy's kitchen coming out.
Are you kidding you're right there?
I'm gonna kill you.
That was nice.
I was smooth right there, that was smooth.
I'm too top-mid.
Underpants.
I'm mid.
Yeah, I'm gonna win over there.
I'm gonna go.
I can't work this guy's crosshair, I might not even get it, actually I will even get it.
I've been out to smoke, I've been blocking behind you guys.
Now the fusecat.
You got it?
I've been smoke.
I'm trying.
Really?
I'm gonna die.
I'm dead on.
Could be more than one.
They missed me, no smoke.
I'm using the gun.
Can't.
Can't see me.
Could be cond.
I'm done, co.
That was save, Rob.
I was from where you're going to do.
I'm done, man.
One more mid.
I'm in the room, can't I?
I caught a pack list.
Yeah.
I think that's a bit.
Bottom end, bottom cone.
Bottom side.
Bottom.
Top side.
Bottom side, mid.
Through my default, through my default.
Bottom line.
Just someone, don't know.
And that's it.
It's a fucking good man, they won that.
God damn.
Massive carry here.
Guys insane brother.
Guys fucking crazy dude.
Just try throwing disguise.
one
one was top men
are going for a smoke.
If I could be a bomb, I'm only going to die out.
I'm under clear.
I'm going to go on the map.
Let's go.
Mother.
I'm going to smoke.
I'm going to go on the map.
I'm going to smoke.
One palace.
I'm going to go over here.
I'm getting a man.
Another house? Oh, get my fuck outta here.
I'm gonna jump out of the tunnel.
Nice.
My bad.
Just one here and so.
Come on.
My bad, it keeps walking you, don't know.
I am not last though, not last.
All right, meeting you.
Meeting and gaming.
I'm gonna be a black hole in you.
I'm supposed to look a bit too much flashback.
Hi.
Oh my god.
She's playing on the team.
Got the greatest fucking 1D thing in his life.
Another side of the ship.
It's dangerous, sir.
You're gonna see the other guy that I go with.
I'm gonna run.
You know, sometimes sometimes you just gotta, you know, we had some of who drops at 30 bucks on your team and just be on for the red
You know sometimes
Move it, you're moving!
Do you want to fight mine?
Is that how you fight mine?
You look quite on him.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
How is this guy such a bitch, bro?
How?
Right at book!
I'm terrible.
Okay.
What's going on?
I'm going to drop my way.
I think the time goes on.
I've gone too.
I'm going to shine that shine.
Oh my god this guy just buys me even though you know
Oh, fuck you, bitch.
Here I'm gonna put this one
Fuck you guys
My gun
I'm going to see if I can get it or not.
No, not yet.
I'm going to see your palace, no con watchers.
I'm going to see if I will get it.
I was playing a fucking climbing game and a fucking half-sort, alright dude.
I need a warm-up.
I'm taking her ass to where.
Okay, okay, I got to step it up here bro, okay, I need to get 20 kills right now, fine.
No, I'm going to hide in the smoke at ramp.
I'm sure.
Bottom coming.
I don't think this is worth it.
Like push, you're coming.
Close, open.
Come on.
I
Spoke me. Yeah, one be mid then
Try falling back one here. Oh, sir
But I'm here one in there. I wasn't expecting that just
I said he's an axe, he's back to abskitchen, I can't shoot the bushbeat.
And they actually went the perfect way.
I could have killed both of them.
The first guy just scared the shit out of me when he peeked.
I wasn't expecting two guys to be rushing there.
in there.
Nah, if I help firm, I kinda kill both of them with the 5'7.
I can barely do it.
That's not it.
I can't believe it.
There's a hurry out there.
I'll be out of the cuff.
It's not everyone.
Good morning.
I'll be.
I'll be flashback.
Don't be mad.
What's this?
Okay, that's not good.
Look at the computer.
Nice.
That's a green.
No, not last all not last by my bad.
By 20 damage, not last.
All right, I'm not like this six game win tree right now.
26 cables.
There it is.
Oh, wait.
What can I say man? What can I say?
What can I say in brother?
Now let's top it off, David, and give me that white M4 right there.
I mean, that up.
And nope, okay.
I don't think you got the message lag and the, okay, and I don't fuck you.
one percent there it is so low cue to one percent
honestly as a solo cure way more difficult than
grouping with people why more difficult experience random puggies
coordinating a bunch of rag tag clocks together sometimes and trying to mesh
is a clap brother
very nice
one person weighs an easy because people talk
really
maybe use got some stuff to pick her out okay you guys gotta
fucking rally together and actually start communicating okay
okay that doesn't sound like a game issue that sounds like an
An issue with the people. Okay, you guys got to figure that shit out. You got a community kid
Also all I hear is excuses
nine hundred wise as a randomly of nine forty five off one thousand and a
Oh, yeah
God damn I'm 82% win rate
This season that's like extremely high if you look at anyone else on the list
It's all 67D all this guys 84, but it's still 80 so rare. It's all 50s and 60s
that's actually for solo Q 80% is insane no one is anywhere near 80% this guy is 78
alright as long as we're not burst 30,000 we're fucking dead bro these guys had
built it walls
No no no no no
I don't want to be here dude
the
of me were back on this piece of shit
Oh my god, he's 30,000 rat fuck.
I am right on the appointment.
Buddy, I've never versed it.
I've never versed it.
I don't think you're going to need this stream.
But if it comes to that, don't do it from come to it.
and
the
mid-clear
and
the
What the fuck is that?
How is he?
That's weird.
The
one
back was not affected, Chad, he was literally fucking such
you have a chat macro
I'm not sure if I'm gonna die.
Oh, nice.
I already come on one cat.
One under.
Got one
Zero thirteen
I might go under it yet I'm gonna spawn for those
I'm surprised someone on ranked would can place such high ranks. I guess you have to have like an insane
saying um
placement
Oh my god that one on hardier
And that hell that didn't remove the molly?
Wait, are they actually the five stack?
They're just smoke wind over around my last one.
What the fuck, what'd you say, man?
It was smoke window.
I had no vision ever.
Let's go!
You're leaving, sir.
Just keep off with.
Hey, there he is.
I'm hiding window right now.
Flash.
Go in the chair.
Come in down window, Con, for sure, Kat.
What are you ready down?
Are you a path?
Okay
I
LoL
What the hell is this view model with those doleys? That looks so weird
I'm gonna die.
That happened, they haunted them down.
They haunted them.
Nooo, nooo, nooo.
Eight, no way you guys are 25, pay, you low load.
Sounds like someone who isn't 25-day mad at the thing that I'm not 25-day
I tell this all this time
Ah, so good
Looks like they're already okay
Holy fuck
Okay
One of them, one of them?
I don't want to play men, I'll play anything.
No!
I'll go win.
I'll just stand the snow.
Where are you going?
I got for three.
I'll just find that.
Come on, come on, kill the chump!
There he goes, look!
Come on, flash back!
One round.
Dude, what the fuck man?
Oh!
you
guys are gaming right now
what is this game win-3
i have to be shut down somewhere
Bro, look to the right fucker look to the right
How did he survive that?
Oh my my my
Impressive
the
one
I think more more time around.
What?
Dude, he's not a ramp brother.
He was around there, bro.
You were looking dude.
And my defense, he was right in front of the guy.
It was in a bombsite looking in sandwich and the other guy died from sandwich all the
reaction of a ram.
Right?
How did you not see?
I don't know the thought you'd see.
I'm not going to die.
I'm going to die.
I've been here around.
One in the right, mid.
Gathering there.
Watch her, go.
Jumping over her, Stary.
I'm going to let it run.
What was that dude?
Uh oh.
Did he got such an advantage right now with that part dude?
This has a con fucking coin.
This guy's are so on point right now, oh my god, it's a child's play
We're getting shitted
this is an ESCA main team by the way
on
popping ramp one
one time
Shog!
I'm going fire!
one
I do, this guy is a head to slip out, head shop magnet this guy.
and
not last bull is not last
1.
2.
1.
2.
4.
1.
Are they happy?
Oh
If he's gonna go a
Oh, he knows.
There's actually no.
Okay, well, I mean, you know.
Oh, was the bomb up there?
I think we can work with this.
Oh yeah, I'm dead.
I'm dead so how?
We're not close.
I'm not close.
I guess?
I guess.
We're not close.
Oh, I'm not gonna come.
Oh, my god.
What the hell are you thinking of?
Are you kidding me?
I'm looking at the HP.
Oh, my god.
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell even is this?
Wow, Bruce Mope.
I
Rue smoke walled digdle headshot
When they're dead
All right, they're the he's up a lot of
These guys got the angles bro
Holy shit
So
Yeah, these are these are these are counter-shrink main. This is all they have installed gamers
Okay, so I'm not mad or anything. It's just like it's to be expected
Okay
Let's go plug it
On tell him
What
Okay, you know what?
We can do the same.
Our vehicles are better.
Oh yeah, I'm better.
They're not like it.
Okay, just insane recoil transfer over
I feel like a great little transfer is over.
Okay.
Yeah, over, this is where the these guys are just, there's two get, they're two fucking get.
I'm gonna kill you.
you
not
last
you
whatever
chat tomorrow is subsunday you guys enjoyed the rest of your night people fall the channel and all that
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if you guys are watching
I'll be on tomorrow like I said we will go from there peace out chat GGs
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