you You I I Oh, good. Oh, seven lettuce cats meow. We get off on such hot. Are you guys doing people? What up? What up? are you guys doing chat yes indeed what up what up chit chit badabing badabOOM Tuesday Tuesday feels good be half sword basically honestly dude I would play it's insane because the only thing half sword is lacking is content that's the thing the game is good dude I would continue playing it but I don't have I need give I there's there's nothing for there's nothing more to do I would totally play more, dude. The game is still so good. Play Resident Evil 1 before Requiem. I don't think that's happening, bruh. Between you and me, bruh. I don't think that's happening. But we knew when we did it bogos true neo 3 I do want to play neo 3 today. I'm still on board Yes, I Will probably really play that mm-hmm Finish care and true I should fuck I should man I do need to do that, bro. I do need to do that You're not gonna do it I would man, I wonder if I could beat it in the stream maybe I Would have fun playing it, bro, I would have fun I just have to lock in bro. I have to lock in and play it all stream. I don't mind. I don't mind. You're already around halfway through. You forgot fable. Yeah, I know. There's a lot of games buddy there's a lot no he is not low it's free so low Karen harder than egging on I doubt it Tell by verse to come into X books. Steam quietly withdraws under fire MMO ashes of creation from sale as fans wonder who's left to maintain the servers. What about crimson desert 2 million wish lists? through. What do we have here? Oh, the unemployment game came out today. Let me see. This game dropped today for eight bucks. Endure emotional pain and societal pressure. Stay entertained. the routine and become the hero of your studio apartment. This wouldn't be a bad play through. This wouldn't be bad. This doesn't seem that bad. We could, this might be something. Yeah, I have a sponsor later in the month and they wanted to initially give some codes away. So, if you're interested, this game I'll be doing a sponsor of in the future. called Sea of Remnants. Hold up, let me see. Let me actually watch the trailer. Oh, I'm going to be all right. I said I'm down. I actually don't even, I don't even remember. business. But they gave me codes. But the price is your memory. I Wasn't expecting this You know what, maybe. We got a sword. back confirmed this is kind of a long trailer but what is it's a single-player game adventure RPG with puppet folk that's what we got going on here but I got 60 codes for the closed alpha for this game and you can redeem it right on steam yes indeed here you guys go I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna post all of them here and you just literally redeem on steam and this goes live on a February 4th. Oh shit, tomorrow. Okay, well there you go. Sick the keys. If you want to check it out, check it out. You know, is that for you buddy? I'm gonna put these all on a notepad and we'll do it up, hold up, I'm gonna have to scroll down. Reveem on Steam for Sea of Remnants. Hold up, before I do this, let me actually pass 10 to the mods. I just sent you a DM, bro. All right, and here we go. See if remnants, keys, this opens up tomorrow. Check it out. See how the game is. Closed alpha keys. It's redeem on steam, boom, boom, do it up, do it up, we'll see how the game is, man, the trailer was interesting. You can actually go to see of remnants.com as well if you want to learn more about the game. Yes. The code is invalid, man. Well, there's 60 codes on the screen, bro. Here is. Here's the end of it. You got to learn to type faster. All this prep by typing dumb shit in the chat and you were not able to do this fast. What was all the dumb shit in the chat? What were you doing? What were your fingers doing? Finally, the moment it matters and you fucking failed. Finally, a moment, I scrolled down though, so yes, alright, done, done, done, done, done, All right, very nice, very nice. We'll see how it is. We'll see how it is, people. Yes. All right, what do we got going on here? The next game? What am I saying? Hold on. I don't know why the fuck I said next game. I was typing and just talking. Okay, what do we have here? Someone said there is a play test for another game too. Yep, yep. Cases of thunder, mostly negative. What happened, bro? Gaijin, bro, Gaijin is such a weird, oh, true, dude, Gaijin is so fucking weird, bro. X Blades. It's all War Thunder DLC. And then what the fuck, they released... What? I don't follow. So the people who brought you fucking flying games brings you another flying game? High-finality graphics that looks perfect both with and without VR. Hold on, hold on, wait a minute, wait a minute, are we loading up here? What the fuck? Hold on, hold on. Why is this most negative, bro? They're on a flat screen! Maybe. They popped up with the trailer. Um, why? What happened? Please don't listen to the negative reviews. I am a long time what on the VF they are using. HOTAS! And I've been looking forward to the aim. HOTAS is easily configured. Oh, is it HOTAS shit? Metaclast. Joystick support. There's nothing beyond the throttle and joystick. What if you just use the motherfucking mouse and keyboard? Okay, we're the mouse and keyboard, uh, non-headset people. Looks good, feels good, don't let the people tell you that a hotas doesn't work there, just slow, you can just go into option and buy it yourself, I play for one more and I just, NBR and okay, whatever. Okay, fuck these reviews, I'm gonna just try it myself. Holy shit. Let me see here. Just out of curiosity, man. Come on, bro. Who doesn't like flying jets and shit? If someone's trying to make something that looks insane, and it's actually good, let me see if they pulled it off. But I also understand. I get it. I get it. same time, the person who has a joystick wants these type of games to pop the fuck off. You know, that's when you whip it out. So it's like, unless it's just dumb assery on their side, I don't know. On the dead side, I don't fucking know. I'm going to just go in mouse keyboard. What do we have here fucking punishing gray Raven who? Action RPG free to play. the Okay, okay That's great, what's the gameplay like? What are we doing here bro? What is this? Don't do this. Hold on, don't tell me I'm having that stupid fucking issue again with the audio. I don't think it's my internet. Hold up. Hold up. Mmmmm. Oh yeah, I might be... Oh no, I didn't. I had that weird audio bug last time. I thought it was the same thing. I know I'm downloading. I'm aware. Oh, it's a mobile game? Come on, man. What the fuck? Are you serious, dude? Yeah, whatever, man. What else? Folk, Lore, Hunter? Oh, I saw that. Harry, Barry, Barry. Oh, yeah, people voted for this game, too. In this game. Yeah, we're going to try this game. If it sucks, I'm thinking we go to Neo. Or we try this and do a couple rounds of bogos binted and then jump over to motherfucking Neo. Yes, check sword eye. Oh yeah, and then there's unemployment sim too. I could also do a playthrough of this game. game. It is on my wish list. Maybe we do a little playthrough of this. It might be insane. My answer some questions that some of us need answers to. So we'll do a playthrough of this as well. Ain't no way this is a 50 hour game. And then Neo for dessert. It's 770 megs. Are Are you gonna play some Midnight Walkers? True, I should. New game, three hours ago. Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom. Yeah, that new game from my EFT devs. I hope they pull it off That looked kind of cool, dude. The cinematic? Why not? Let's see, let's see if they pull it off. Ow. Black one, now blood breathes. What is this are you fucking kidding me, bro, I wish you just I've literally been in this house fucking 20 times. If I play this 21 times I've been in this house. Oh my god man. This is like my indie Dust 2. I play it all the time. Yeah, sure dude, sure. Sure, brother. What was that? A play test? One game? Sword Eye. The souls of an entire planet trapped in an endless purgatory with one soul purpose. Yeah, swords. What if it's actually not bad, dude? What if it's not bad? What if the combat's like Shiv? A hardcore MMO slasher. Why not, dude? Maybe. Chat, try it out. You guys try it out. Tell me if it's good. Tell me if it's better than Eldgard I'd rather wait for that to come out hazelnut Now I'll wait for this I want to do a playthrough of this game, but I'm I'll wait Whatever the hell it is wherever it is. I don't even see it. I'm blind Let's see here aces of thunder and then we'll do a play through of this other game and then hit up neo 3. All right. This is mostly negative. Let's see what we have here. Apex Legends Season 28? Just out of curiosity. I haven't checked in on Apex in a while. God damn that man. Dude, how the fuck? It's been that long? One hour ago? What are they doing in this game now? Who plays this still? It's true, man. Fucking goddamn Vince, bro. Anyone here still play Apex? Got a reputation for rushing in and bringing I don't even know what's going on right now. Does they like read make this guy or something? Did he get like reworked? Cause I played him before. Apparently you can open windows now or break them with an ability, I have no idea. This game was so damn good dude. It's so interesting how these games progress. Like this game needs to constantly add new heroes to their lineup. And then you have a game like Counter Strike where it doesn't add any new elements. Anything new feels like it breaks the game. And everybody just wants to play the same shit. But it's all about your aim and your positioning. Whereas these new FPSs, they feel like they're always updating. I always have to keep adding some new shit. Whereas these other games are just like, this is the box you play in and everybody agrees. These type of games, they're on season 28. They're required to keep adding new shit. It's interesting. I'd rather be a counter-strike. you're not going to walk in and add rules to fucking football or some shit or soccer. Like, sure, sometimes they experiment, they patch, they update here and there, sure. But like, overall, dude, yeah, but like, not sure, but like to the level of these games, They require so many changes to keep it fresh for the audience. Nah, the fundamentals of the game are so heavy in a game like CS, they tweak shit here and there. At the end of the day, you're always using the same shit to get stuff done. Then you look at League. You just have one map. At the end of the day, they can add all these different ways to play League, but everybody goes back to AREM and APEM. Right? Same map. Hero pool. They have to add new heroes. It's different with League though. It's different. What do you mean TF2 patch? Are you always rush B and die? That's not true. New TF2 mode, are you telling me there's an official new TF2 valve patch? Are you talking about classified, which is the dev game? I mean, what do you call it game? mod made by a community member. You're talking about, uh, is it popular? How many people are playing it? Is it actually like worth trying? 3,000? I mean, sure, that's a shit ton of servers. You can load up and see a shit ton of different servers. Yeah, for a game like that three thousands a lot especially when all the servers are like what 24 23 man I literally cannot get past this EULA what are you telling me to do bro what the fuck is this just escape to go where the hell is the agree button this is the worst EULA what even is this By accessing the game, you accept the press enter to view, enter, okay, crashed, is back. Okay, hold on, hold on. I don't hear anything right now. How do I apply this? No DLSS. High is the highest. GTA Online is the highest. mirrors, water, ultra, wait, they hide them. They fucking hide them. That's why you do this. Ultra, ultra, JPEG, how do you apply? Apply. Apply settings. Okay, there we go. I can't hear anything. Did I mute the game? Output device system. Is it a VR UI? Oh yeah, should I fucking mute it? I didn't realize I did. Okay, okay, chill, chill. Bevel, bevel. Graphic check. Lule. Game mode. Where's online? Germany, USSR, Great Britain, Japan, Central Powers. So many names. Can you name it the Fokker? Dude. Uh, let's see. So many fucking words and you go with Fokker. Maybe it was the guy's last name, Online Battle. Oh, we just got right in. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Wait. Are these actually players? Without load. Fuel. One hour. I'm going to be heavier. Oh, shit! Hold on! Oh, God. Oh, God. Destroy enemy attackers! Cover the allied ones! Okay, chill. Uh... Oh, there it is. There it is. Okay. Okay. These look like bots. Oh, there's a lot of bots in this game. Caviar is not a bot, but I think the whole of their team's bots. Okay, actually, W does not work. Mouse joystick. Mouse joystick beta. Gamepad left-handed you have to actually bind everything mouse joystick I'll just use a gamepad Hey, let me use the gamepad. Let me see if it just auto-detects. Okay, gamepad. Left-handed sim. Alright, let's see if this works. Okay, that's right, Trigger. Okay. Okay, yeah, hold on one second. I should have done right-handed actually, whoops. I'll switch it. All right, how do you accelerate forward? Assist the ground forces, destroy enemy attackers, and cover the allied ones. Okay, don't press that again. Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go. That's a good, that's a good noise. This is what X does. Oh yeah, I have 130 ping and 500 FPS. I don't know what happened. Is it the brakes? I got it. I got it. Here we go. Here we go. We're going to the skies, people. We're going to the skies. We're headed up. Oh shit, it's okay, there's another one in the hangar. Oh shit. Okay, all right. Can I respawn? Someone help! Yo, someone definitely did this in World War II. This definitely happened. This definitely happened, bro. This guy just didn't get the documentary, bro. Okay, definitely happened All right, here we go take two take two take two take two here we go here we go here we go Here we go here we go Okay shit how do we eject I don't think there's I don't think there's any eject button I don't think there is I think you just wait inverted controls Jay, nah, I'm on gamepad. I think you just wait. Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go. I can break and let's move. Let's dig down, let's dig down. We're off, we're off, we're off, yes, yes, oh damn, okay, okay, where the hell are we going? Isn't enough, free look? I can't look for the left or right. Oh my god, I shut the engine off. Gear up! You think I know how to do that? Oh, this actually does look kinda nice when you get off the ground. My speed retracts! Oh, it retracts itself, it's all good. That's a good noise. That's a good noise The guy the guy said that's a good noise Oh my god, oh my god, okay, don't you don't turn like that How high can we go you don't have infinite ammo It's amazing how half these buttons do not work on the gamepad. Maybe I need to switch to gamepad sim So why would they release the game and not have everything pre-mapped? How are the devs playing the game then? In the office where they were testing it I wore the controls in the office, bro Oh, it's sim sim does make it so it's right stick We didn't we never got that far, bitch Okay, hold up. Hold up. Yeah, but the hotos wait the sim the sim has better controls Here we go. Here we go. This is more Microsoft place than this. Oh, yeah, there's someone over there. I don't know if he's friendly. Let's go shoot it. Yeah, this is online, bro. Hold on, dude. Oh, it's so sensitive, though. Oh my God. Oh shit, wait. Okay, okay. Okay, I think if it shows blue it's friendly, so you actually got an indicator. Oh, wait, wait! Oh, did I run out of gas? what wait wait oh did I run out of gas don't give up on me don't give up on me we'll land somewhere I see a car I see a field I don't know how to defraudal oh shit it's okay it's okay it's okay we're gonna land the bird it's okay the bird is landing oh shit Oh, Bryce! Ow! Okay, well, shit, man. Destroyed. You will remember that, you fuck. Hey, give me an hour cruise time on this one. Oh shit, okay, what do we have here control stick Radiator Can I mess with anything here? What is this? Sure charger Oh, this is for- oh fuck, that's throttle. Oh shit. What the fuck? Oh. We're going, we're going, we're going. Hey, hello, hello, why are we turning? We're going, we're going, we're going. Hey, hey, hey, why are you turning? Goddamn. This is the most expensive one we had. Come on, man. Eject, eject. I gotta mess with some of these controls hold up. Where is the the sensitivity? Lower that please Dead zone maybe that should be that should be enough yes to all Okay, that literally did nothing Sensitivity is it in comfort auto trim interface Brother how about the fucking camera dude the camera's so sensitive, dude I don't know I'm not sure. Okay. Yeah, what the fuck man last time it auto auto ejected us Aileron was set to one Oh, there we go nice nice, okay All right, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go All right, we're moving. My guns don't work. It's fine, it's fine. Lift! Lift! Lift! I don't know why this thing's not lifting. Dude, I don't know why it's not lifting. Okay, we're going back to the other controls. Yep, we're switching. The flaps were automatic. Okay, there we go, there we go. Why is it going to the left? I have to fight my shit! Dude, I don't even... it literally fights me. Maybe I have too much fuel in it. You're taking off too early, it fights me instantly. Alright, hold on, let me sit here. Let's try Mouse Keyboard. Okay, okay. She eats a high gear, I just did. How do I free look? It should make it so alt goes into free look mode. I can't look down. I can look around though. I feel like there's 50 fucking games you can copy templates from for control. Does it see? Oh, it does see. Radiator. And then you should be able to look at stuff and press E or something to use it. Like if I'm looking at the canopy, let me press E on it. Looks like I have a UI on or something. Why are you not lifting? Oh my god. Oh, now we're dead. Now we're in a bit of a conundrum. Okay. Ow! Yeah, honestly, the plan, it was the plan. It was not the pilot. Oh, yo, oh, shit, this one's nice. This one's for my style. Turbo charger. OK, OK. What else can we do here? All right, let's do it. So I need to. What's that guy? That's a player right there. Okay, here we go. This is War Thunder Devs' new game. This is a wiggly piece of shit. Oh, this one's nice. What the hell? Alright, that hits you. Alright, I hit G. What's new about this, son of a- That's what we're trying to find out, buddy. I'm gonna follow this guy. Alright, I'm just gonna follow my boy. Guess the way he's flying, it looks like he knows what he's doing. I think I retracted the gear I hit G I don't know what to do here, dude, I'm pulling up, I'm fighting it. I need something that shows me the controls with a key by it. Like if this showed the controls, that'd be great. I lowered my speed. It's not my mouse, I have nothing on my mouse. It's not mouse control. Wait, is it? Are you fucking kidding me? My mouse was just stationary. Alright, let's see how high you can go. Let me invert. Now I don't know How do I invert my mouse I have no fucking idea I guess I'll just try to get used to it It was F and J. You can't eject? What is a turbocharger? Holy shit. Oh yeah, this just got a nice! We decided to leave the war! And uh, we're actually leaving. We're leaving. We're leaving. We out? Yeah, what's my fuel line by the way? Which gauge looks like fuel as I drift? I shut the engine off on the bottom right. The one that's 150? What the fuck happened? What? What happened? Oh, and victory. What can I say, bro? All me What can I say, dude Oh shit, we got a okay, we got a water map Hold on we got a water map hold up hold up. We do this one's the best to fly All right people are connecting What's the objective? You have new priorities! It looks like maybe we're gonna try and blow shit up. Are those friendly? that was so awkward are you friendly bro I think that's friendly oh shit where's everybody are you got a full team of the enemies all right the goal is to take out one player and then all the four okay I think we're red prevent the island from being captured by the Japanese Do not let the airfield be captured destroy the Japanese ships Okay, we're red or blue I think we're blue I see that's me right there Okay, we're blue we're blue there's my arrow All right, just one ship or one plane Come on buddy, come on buddy. We're gonna go near the sea and then pull up. We're going to blend into the water and then pull up and fucking kill one of them. Brace, brace. And... Found a target, found a target. Found a target, boys. Lost the target, lost the target. Found a target, found a target. Might stall, might stall. Oh shit, I might stall. I cannot tell if we've actually barrel rolled. All I see is water in the back. there it is there it is oh my god holy shit we're in the middle of it Oh My I don't know nobody how's no one in front of me to shoot I Don't I fly past everybody All right, we got a target. We got a target. Good. Come on, guys. Every single time. My yard would be more engaging than this trash. Buddy, we're bound to reality. Yeah, so okay, we don't have fucking magic Oh, I found them. I got them. I got them Just pepper the area This guy okay, whatever we get you next time There is there is there is No! That was it! No! One kill, one kill, come on! Okay, they're always buddy. It's always fighting them while they're going in the opposite direction. Okay, man. Okay, that hurt. Oh, shit. Oh, baby, baby, baby, baby! Oh, the scenery. Oh, shit. No. Oh, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby! Oh, the scenery. Oh, shit. No, no, Eject, Eject! If it's like War Thunder, you can hold J and E-Jagged. It's not, I just tried. Alright, we're going straight up. Why does it take so long to get to the map because it's a Sim? Or it's not a Sim, it's just trying to be, you know? I feel a rail. This is as fast as it goes, this is full throttled. I'm almost there. Ah, whatever. Whatever, bro. Okay, whatever Whatever man are we playing unemployment sim 2018 Why not Let's do it up Unemployment Sim 2018. Brand new release here. Whoa. Interesting. It was a design decision to not include 1440p. Interesting. Hmm. Alright, let's see here, let's see. True 2018 standards, you're right. I did not think about that. Alright, let's see what we have here. Based on real events In a northern land far away There it is. Alright. Yeah, it's a simple life. There it is. All right Yeah, it's a simple life We got groceries, is this the fridge? No And local is that like February or August and finish oh my okay day one congratulations your unemployed survive and progress by completing all your daily tasks keep mindful of your dopamine levels and other statistics to avoid dying of boredom press escape check controls okay dopamine check already going down anxiety right in the middle of health fatigue and sober let's get some stuff done here what is this I can never catch the guy that delivers the mail he's always so fast phone company okay we got a bill I'll pay later wanted the plant water my plan the hell is this the pressing news plus 16 anxiety minus 8 dopamine oh I just I just have to stand here and just accept what I just read until it passes. You know what, let me go get some water. Okay, you know what? Boredom level critical. Okay, there you go. Anthem buzz affects nothing. Oh my god. What do I do? Get on the computer or something? Well I think it's R. I'll be in a band soon I'll be in a band soon all right what was I doing watering your plant water the goddamn plant where the hell where the hell do I need to plan where the hell Let me brush my teeth. I'm here. Alright. God damn. Oh my god, wow. I thought I had to go to the dentist, I guess not. I'm gonna do some fucking laundry here. Where the hell is my- Where even is my laundry? Oh, here it is. Alright. I got a washer-dryer combo. I got a washer-dryer combo. What do you mean you need to rest? Nice. My favorite YouTuber. 23 million views? What? What is this one? Oh wow. That was demonic. Do you match minus 50 anxiety plus 100 dopamine? Oh, we got a game. Did that piece of trash just like attach to me? What was that? I swear I had like a piece of trash attached to me. Yeah, he needs to rest. Let me go to the bed. Go to the bed. There you go, fatigue. I'm trying to get used to this okay maybe there we go what is this oh my hands are full hold on Boredom level critical how do I drop this 80 space notebook okay oh my god dude let's go Let's go back. Let's go back. Okay. This is difficult. We'll try again here. Day one. I couldn't even do my tasks correctly. Alright. Laundry. Here we go. Here we go. Thank you, thank you. I got a new toothbrush. Nice. We'll check in on that later. Cook a meal. It's in here. Food. There we go. There we go. What is this? Where's my damn cable? Where do I eat this? Where do I eat this? Slopad. Can I just eat on the bed? Oh, okay. I'll just eat. I think I did it. I'll play some guitar. Nice. Alright. Is this trash on the ground, or did two of my teeth fall out? really bro come on man okay what is this world ends next week god damn it okay It's all good. It's all good. That's what they said last week. And what happened? Oh nice, alright, let's go to bed. Why does it even want to? It sounds like a Sasquatch. Alright, let me turn off the lights. That was the fastest day ever. Do you want to take a shit? Oh my god, Heisenberg. I'm gonna just go take my night shit and then go to bed. Oropus, oropus. Washing your hands, conspiracy theory. It's actually good to retain the germs for your immune system. Space to kiss wife, what is this? Oh, it's a dream sequence. Space to shake hands with sun. Wait, oh that was a different place I lived in, oh different. special about this day hang in there good luck what do we have here we can figure that out later you see I have some time there take a shower all right nice There it is. You know what man? A hot shower. Nothing beats a hot shower. Okay. Nothing beats it. Mystery text? What the hell is this? I swear that I swear I put my phone number in some weird site. Okay. There's no way I produce this much trash. There's like a weird rat that lives with me. Oh god, hold up. I gotta play this new FPS. My favorite streamer said this was this one's the one He was wrong he was wrong He was wrong. How do I water this plant? Oh, I missed the call. Jeff, where do I get water from? Do I have to interact with the sink in the bathroom? Oh, I missed the call. Jeff, where do I get water from? Do I have to interact with the sink in the bathroom? All right, I'm gonna do 10 today. I'm gonna do 10. Here we go. Okay, at this point, I don't know how I consume this much. I'm gonna go play this. I'm pretty bad at that I just watered the plant oh I thought that I thought that uh, whatever dude Ah, I got a bed, screw this Sometimes I drink a beer and go to bed I'm gonna do that Let's go do it beer I call it a beer, a beer bed Ah Who the fuck just throws shit right on the ground? Come on, man! Let me turn off the damn light. Y'all, it was a good day, dude! It was a good day! Oh my God! Maybe I should have a drink happier. Okay, I'm never doing that again. Oh yeah, alright, it's a regular day again. Alright, here we go. Uh, laundry took a meal. Alright, laundry, here we go. I literally wear the same shorts and shirt every day. Where are we getting this laundry from? Where are we getting this from? Alright, where's these? I'll meet you there soon real quick. Right here, I'll just throw this shit on the ground, whatever. I don't fucking clean it up anyways. Okay, perfect, and let me stay here. I want to play that new game my streamer told me about. I love my streamer. Damn, I'm good to bad. Why was this recommended on YouTube? What is out here we go job application here hiring manager, I'm ready to explore what you guys can read it There we go All right, yeah, Matt imagine that the base actually went by this fast Not always. Oh yeah, four hours pass after you pick up five pieces of trash. to work yes yes yes yes yes All right, just another regular day, here we go. Oh, yo! It's my friend, first name phone, last name company. Okay, wait, it's the other guy. Something about the rent. I don't know what I'm renting. He always messages me, he always says I'm renting something. I don't know how a guy named Mortgage. Let me take a shower. I think the last guy that lived here, his name was Mortgage. So I can't open it. Wait, what, alright, okay. Wait, what the heck? What the hell? Who is that? That's unusual. Do I open it? Let me see. Ah! Nah. It's nothing. It's nothing. It's nothing. Maybe it was that, uh, microwave dinner aid. Hold on. Let me piss real quick. I don't know who that guy was. I don't know who he was. I don't know what he, I don't know who the heck he was. What? I'm a view outside. The weekend is here after a hard-fought week you can let loose a little, no boring tasks, fun oh boy oh boy oh arts oh god oh god oh my god dude my you're missing so bad here there it is i got i'm getting better i'm getting better 20 points oh how Okay, maybe if maybe I should get a maybe I should drink one beer and then try and try again here. What the hell is that? God damn bro. I got locus in here. Smells that bad in here. Let me drink one of these, okay, and then try again. This usually settles by hand. I'll put that right there, I'll pick it up later. Come on, man! Ow, dude! Where are these even going? You know what, I am still sober. I need another one. Maybe one more. And last one. For now. Okay, let's see here. Okay! There it is, there it is, 20 ink, 20 ink. One more one more There it is yes Yes All right, I'm gonna get drunk eat two bags of chips and then play my favorite video game Slightly fully fully All right, we'll have the potatoes just sit in the stomach with the beer and just float. So it's like little croutons with a beer broth in the stomach. Just imagine your stomach with a nice beer broth and some chips like croutons floating in it. Perfect. All right, I'm locked in. lock then are you kidding bro? are you kidding? There it is. Oh god, I have a headache. But usually... Wait, what the hell? I'm stuck. Don't, don't tell me, don't tell me. It's a bug you need to restart. Oh mom, after I just got 20 points? I don't think I can get 20 points here. Okay, we got 20 points here. Okay. As I was. As I was... Oh my god! Oh, they're fruit flies! They're agitated! They just live here, bro. They're cool, dude! One day they just flew out... And I just let them stay All right, keep back your chippies Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum All right, here we go Bring that over here Are you kidding? Are you kidding? Yes! Dude, I bugged again. I literally bugged again. Dude, I bugged again. I literally bugged again. You need to do the kill task first. Oh my god. You wanna play this game sober? I am gonna die. I'm good dude. I Let's try again This looks like it's gonna work properly Go check what the flies want, if they say they were agitated, so maybe. Already done with Half Sword, I got the highest rank. I would love to play more, but there's just nothing to do. some more really until what I don't want to eat any more of these my stomach that's what I meant it's okay the flies will clean that up Interesting. Oh my god. Oh my god. What the heck is that? Oh my... Funny meme minus 15 dopamine. You can brush my teeth. You can brush my teeth there. So I really need, but let me water the blood. Actually let me wash some dishes, I gotta move my mind away from this, there it is, nice. If he walks so loud. Oh no, the boredom level. Oh no, hold on, I haven't played this in a while. When I first picked up the guitar, I'd really get it playing it fast. I have no rhythm. I'm just really fast But it turns out you can't write a song just by being fast It was bad no one wants a guitars that's that fast All right, let me go take a piss. The fishbowl! The fishbowl! You got more mail? Oh boy, is it from Mr. Company? Hello neighbor, I heard you had a wild night last night, party boy 8. I like partying in two and partying a lot. I know you really live the house, a homebody just like me as a fellow man of the watch. I'm sure you have felt that the headless salesman is on the hunt again, roaming the hallways looking for a weak soul to recruit to his reserves. So remember, let's keep the partying at to a low volume from now on. I'll inform you of further sightings. Stay vigilant. Oh god, he's fucking crazy. Oh god, he's fucking crazy. Alright, okay, okay. Dream sequence, space to kiss wife. I haven't had- oh wait, I did have this dream the first day. It's raining, there's nowhere else you'd rather be right now. There it is. There it is. Beep, beep, beep. Still have no idea who wears these clothes. Still have no idea. Still have no idea, bruh. Who the hell is this? Nice! Finally, man! All right, now let me see, let me go ahead and eat this, yummy yummy and just put that there. Let me play a little of that game that my favorite streamer loves. Yes, yes. Maybe I'll get the battle pass? Maybe, maybe, maybe not. Oh god this guy keeps setting me this weird blurry text. Mr. Company! I just ignore it I should have never put my phone number in that sketchy site. Alright. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na. Okay, good thing I did a lot of this plant once every three days. I don't know if I've had a dream like this. You are a disgusting monster and no one loves you try to avoid the mirror what that mean what if I see my okay wait take medication message from social welfare office oh shit wait what medication do I take what do you mean medication I've had I've been off of it for a week all right fine maybe I gotta take it now maybe I take it now how do I avoid work oh god don't look don't look at it don't look at it I can grab the pills those while not looking. Ah! Alright, you don't need to keep looking at it now. I'm gonna shower. A beer, a beer, a beer. Still too much anxiety, I need some music. Some people appreciate my style, but you know, one day will be a style. You know, there's going to be somebody who appreciates that type of guitar. Alright, well, what is this? Thanks for a mom, bro! Oh, god, she's worried. She's worried. I Said boy loser simulator six live All right send a job dude, it's like so demonic What the hell is that? That's a that's a weird fetish man. Oh, I never sent in the job application I wonder if my e-mail is broken. I'll make a new e-mail. Oh, I can pick up two pieces of trash. At one time, dude, I upgraded. I have a new skill. You should make a game like this, but you have like a POE style, um, talentry. So instead of picking up one piece of trash, you cannot pick up two. I'm gonna need to go take a piss. Etc. etc. What the hell was that? What was that? Oh, it's the can! Holy shit! Dude! I thought there was like something living in here! Oh I survived I love the rain mr. Company perfect I don't got to worry about it until like the 20th one maybe Okay, clean day, bro. This right, that's every day. I love Memeys. Oh, you can't use your computer at night. What the hell? Wait, what happened? What is that? Am I dreaming? Is that... What is that thing in my plant? Oh! Ow! What is that? Oh What is that? Chapter two invasion you feel melancholic today. His name is Gorgon He wants beer Okay, hold on. Stay right here. If that's what your species eats. Alright, so I'll do it with me. I got some. What is it? What the hell is this? Oh my god. It's okay. It's okay. You know what? I'm more of the Marrier. Now I need to give him another one. He's hungry. He's hungry. Hold on. Here you go, pal. Really? Okay, exercise, what is that word? Oh no, oh no, hold on, hold on, I don't want to play that game anymore. Beautiful. The toaster does not work. And I have no bread. Oh, that copy machine works. The toaster's right there. How do you toast some bread? Oh, there's bread right here. I think I put it in the toaster. Oh, there it is. Yeah! Okay, where do I go, exercise? Oh, here we go. Oh, what is this? Hello neighbor, did you hear a bang last night? Don't worry, that was me. I was trying a new recipe and got a little careless. I have to be honest, I haven't been feeling too well. Whenever the salesman is close, the itching on my feet gets unbearable, so I haven't been sleeping. But I have been making progress on my research, getting closer to finding his lair. I hope you don't mind me mentioning I heard you sobbing the other day. I also used to be terrified of the headless salesman, but one thing I've learned is he's committed to my men of pure heart, so don't be afraid of it. Fate has brought us together for a reason. We'll bring him down once and for all. Oh, fuck. God damn it, man, this guy! What the hell? This guy just made me his friend against my will. Stop sending me letters, bro! God damn it! Yeah, hold up. All this pissing, I gotta take a piss. One sec. Alright. Bege. Alrighty. No, it's one of the self-loathing days! No! Fuck, man! Whatever, toast makes me happy. Goddamn carbs. Come on, man. Yeah, I swear to God, this fucking guy, man. I gotta block him. I gotta block him. I gotta block him right every day in the same damn weird text. Quickly, this shit up. Quickly, this shit up. Was that so damn hard was that so damn hard punch way buddy punch way Okay, I'm fine little nose pick Filled the mosquito? Alright, it was not serenaded by my music. How the hell are we getting- hey! How are we getting rid of this thing? Do I have a mosquito... Wacker? Where'd it go? It's hiding. I'm gonna stay still so it lands on me, and then I'm gonna hit myself. The strategy Okay, it didn't work dude There's no way I'm sleeping tonight unless I have something to kill that maybe I have one in here no eat it! why don't you just eat it! eat it, beach! okay! oh oh oh shit, mr. Miyagi! nice! It is protein, the side of disease. Oh my god. Yo, I went to that yesterday. I had a feeling. Mr. Company. Oh, shit. Okay, it's alright. It's alright. They got the gate wrong. Was it not this? Okay, there's some wild things going on right now. Wait, it's the Fridge? What the hell? I don't know if I should open that. OOF! What? What the hell is this? Oh my god. Is this GORP's egg? OH I GOTTA HATE IT! Why did I eat it? Stupid. Stupid. Why did I eat it? I gotta go to sleep. We have finally reached you. Do not be afraid. Your valiant struggle has not got a notice to worry with such strength and determination as what we have been searching for. For this next step, a device will be delivered to you to open a pathway you will know what to do. Really? Look for the closet, make contact until next time. Farewell, my pale wingless child. What the hell was that? Is that real? There's no way I ate a golden egg yesterday. There's no way. Why is this the only video on YouTube? Oh god, shame. I cry after I faff. All right, open a letter. It's a book called YouTube. Mr. Company! Oh, it's a different one. It's now Mr. Electric Company. I think it's his brother. I think it's Mr. Foam Company's brother. the hell is this wait is this the device Blark what what what what have you got in communication with me right here right here oh damn You know, I was told that was going to be the next eight arc raiders. It isn't. It isn't. Let me send in a job application. Okay, let me faff and cry. Oh, there's no tears. I'm all out of tears. Did I finish the laundry? Shit, put it down! Oh, no, I'm bugged. Oh, hey, everybody. I like this lighting. The night lighting is nice. 30 laundry directly to dry. Is this my neighbor? Oh, here we go. Hello neighbor. Good news. I found a solution to ease my itching. I've been soaking my socks overnight on a mixture of some pike, guts, honey, and some strong alcohol. The smell is not very, but I don't really notice it anymore. And it was just a little tip I found during my research. I'm sure you've gotten some ailments of your own from its presence. On another note, it seems that the headless salesman's lair is far closer geographically than I could have anticipated. Soon, I will have to conduct some field research. Yes, I heard that your sweet, playing the other night, keep it up. All forms of culture makes the headless man stutter, or shudder. He heard my guitar playing. Oh my god. For the next step you will meet the optician. He will help you see and use the following coordinates to reach him. A, A, S, A, D, D, A, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, Hey, I remember this. Don't forget. What was that? What the hell? A-A-S-A-D-D-A? Oh my god! Holy shit, it's real. What? Who are you? You want me to sit in this weird chair? Okay. Let me just accept this. Here's the audition. Placic. What the hell is this? Hey man, oh wow, did you hurt yourself? I'm fine, who are you? This is my place, I should be asking that question. Sorry about the mess, I wasn't expecting visitors. I've just been so busy with stuff, don't worry about it. Lots of projects, self-improvement, you know, sure, same here, so what's your story? I'm not sure, I've been having strange dreams lately. I guess strange dreams all the time, I had one last night where I was eaten alive by ants. I swear I woke up feeling itchy all over. I'm feeling a little loopy. I just had some kind of surgery, I think. That sounds traumatic. Please take a seat if you're dizzy. Can I give you something in apple maybe? I'm a profan too. I'm not hungry. I have some bananas as well, bruised ones though, so I was going to throw them away. If you're not picky about stuff like that, what are you talking about? Are you prefer oranges? I don't really know anymore. I don't have any oranges. I'm afraid I've always been an apple guy. Was nice of you to stop by just please give me I'm usually more tiny than this. I had surgery once too when I fell off a roof Broke both of my legs Ever broken a bone before there's a little as painful that I expected Okay, sorry rapidly Okay chapter 3 haunted oh my god dude oh shit what if life was under water I'm under water fat. Oh my god, I can, oxygen. Yeah, the dish is already washing themselves. Alright hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Clean the toilet. Collecting the bottles are you kidding me, bro? Where do you see all of them? Oh, nice! Yay! There's some interesting days. Ah, very nice. A loku. I still don't know what that means, it was a free calendar. You feel sluggish and more stupid than usual, Cappie, it helps. Good ol' brain fog. Ugh. It's August and finish. copy. Capinated. Alright, fastest laundry ever. Too much anxiety. Are you kidding me? Oh no. Shit. Damn, I can't play my beats anymore. Ever since I met that guy. That's not how my guitar works. Are we going to this, uh, auction again? I don't think so. No way we gotta go there again. What the? Pig Band's here? No. Hey, hey, hey. Who invited you here? Oh, here we go. Hey, man, how's it going? Surprised to see you again. I'm surviving. Yeah, that's cool. Why are you out of breath? Can I use your toilet real quick? Mine is clogged real bad at the moment. Sure, go ahead. Thanks, dude. You're a lifesaver. How did you get here, actually? Sorry, no time to chat. OK. Yeah, man, it's just right in there, brother. Just tell me when you're done. Yeah, I actually have to take a shit, too. Let me shut the lights off. All right. Hey, yo man, yo man, you get in there? I can't do it while you're watching. Okay, I have to wait. I have to take a shit. Are you almost done? Who keeps chips in the fridge? It's an EU game. Apparently they do this in Finland. Alright man, I'm going to bed. I'm going to bed, bro. I'm going to bed. It looks like I'll just piss in the bed. No way did it bug out. There's no way it bugged. Need to talk to him more. Is that really talking to him? I thought I locked the door you didn't throw What's wrong with you yeah, I think he's bugged Come on, man. Hey, bug, chat, hey, bug. What the hell? Uh, this doesn't look right. even just happen. Morgan! Morgan, does it feel kind of warm in here? Wait, it's not letting me feed him. I'm lost. Oh, he wants to eat trash today. Oh God, look what I'm doing. Hold on, bro. Just one sec. One sec. I need to find that delicacy that you want. Not what I meant to do. Not what I meant to do. Oh, this is not good. I don't think I make the portal. Let me drink some coffee. Oh shit, how do I get rid of my anxiousness? My PC's still work? Oh my god, what is this new YouTube? YouTube is is messed up All right, there we go, we're good. I don't see any trash anywhere nor can I pick up the laundry. Oh wait I can Hmm... Oh, there it is, there it is. This is what he wants to eat. I might actually die here at too much time as he lapsed. Is that not what you want? He wants like a specific crumpled paper. What the hell is this? You're kidding. You're kidding. Aw, fucking bad, dude. I'm fucking dead dude. I'm still fatigued. Oh he died. Wow, that was horrible. Ah, let's try Day 28 again. Oh wait, now we're good. Okay. That was probably the worst day. Everything was on fire and he's still bored. I gotta see what Gorgon wants. All right, let me... to happen cry not crying I'll send him to the application though all right what do you want I don't know where to get that from little guy I don't know what that really is you want to eat what what exactly is that that you want to eat. I don't know what that is. Is it in the fridge? Is it the chips bag? This is this? Here you go, boy. Please tell me this is it. I don't know what it is! I don't know what that food is. I don't know what it is. It could be paper. Good video, good video. It looks like those little white things I'd pick up. Chat, we're screwed. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I don't know what this is. I don't know what that even is. But if I eat everything and then see what the trash leaves behind. Oh, he has to toast it. It's not chips. I gave him chips. I get no, the beer turns into a blue can. What do you want to eat guy Dude, I don't know what to do here So about to say fuck this game. It was kind of funny now like whatever should we find out what happens at the end? I hit G nothing happened G does nothing Remember deadlines right tissues under the desk nope Yeah, whatever. Okay, lol. Should we play bongo's, whatever the heck? Bongo Bunted? Or Bogo's Bunted? Bogo's Bented? Who's playing this, bro? Who's playing this? We're going to play Neo after, Neo right after a couple of rounds, see if it still hits. Let me win one match. might be some edgy gamers. There could be. Let's go here. Which one are we playing here? BORP? Which one's BORP? Oh yeah yeah yeah. Yo! I'm not BORP as fun, I'm just bad at BORP. Okay, Zogblorp. Ready up bro. Oh yeah, this one. Oh we're doing three player. Oh we're doing three get it all right a little warm-up action clean game all right boys This one is all about not going over the number. What do you think about that? Really, really? Really? There you go. There you go. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, shit. Nice head, man. 17. You already equaled 17. That's fine with me. That's fine. What about that? What about that, man? What are you gonna do with that? What's your plan here? 24, look at it. He's getting owned. He's talking. Yeah, I get so unlucky in the way I tried to work it out. You don't think it's a skill issue? There you go! Uh-oh. Oh! That's not nice. That's kind of messed up. Here, what else do you have? Bro, tell me who's going to get owned. Really, really. Okay. How about that still in the game no Oh, man, dude, it looks good, dude, it looks good. I'm just going to get a hat. We have here, what is this, a seven? What the hell is 3 in here? Why not? Why not? Oh my god, sudden death? What the hell? No. No. No. I don't know any doctor in the galaxy that can help you now. Holy shit, I don't know, he's still alive Okay, let me see here All right, there you go Is it over What oh my god, I was gonna say did that guy got owned What we want bro what we want good these are the worst cards Actually, the worst cards I've ever seen. Okay. Fine, fine, fine, I'll survive, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, I'll survive. Alright, alright. Give me my cards. Stops the game and faces everyone to inflate. Alright, let's see here. here so if he does some weird shit I will do that don't play with me man don't do anything crazy here really there you go What are you going to do with that? Finally. It's like roulette, so you can inflate and die. You can do one inflate and die. Eleven. Hmm. Hmm All right, we're going all in here highest number Okay, okay, that's fine with me. I have the perfect number for it Are you serious? return no come on man yeah this is just RNG I'll live, I'll live. Oh Right Brad heads lobby We're gone I Don't know what language that is like a long lost Mayan language No, no, no, no, no, that one was a weird game mode Oh, that one is like Liar's Bar. Oh, it is? Whoops. I'll join this guy's lobby. to. What up man? Why not create a lobby as I can play with random people? I mean if you want to connect you can connect go for it Yeah, no one's even here right now. game. Dead game. It is soccer mom hours. I will do some games if you guys want to join if anyone's around just um obviously don't stream snipe as if you do then there's no point in playing What should we do Zoggy Zoggy or Bork Bork Which one's the best BORP? Ready up, ready up! Oh Hold on one second guys That's a pack in this All right All right this game mode you need to Three people know what the word is and have to describe it and you have to find out who doesn't know What the word everybody else knows is? So it could be any of these words Of course I'm the fucking bore, of course. All right. Fuck. Fuck. Okay. Yes, tuxedo bouquet, green, bright bowser. I got the rules. I've played it. White? Uh... Okay... sure wearable it's wearable he said white it can be the it could be the dress or the veil or the tuxedo or some shit You're cooked! They have no idea. Yeah, the cake could be white, too. True wearable cake. Yeah, that may have been a bad one. I'm Borp, bad I'm Borp. So four of them, three of them know the word and it's one of these and the Borp role, which is me. Doesn't know but I have to pretend I know and then after everybody shows their card. I don't know with me We everybody points to who they think is the person who doesn't know Buddy you already messed up so we might as well just vote them out bottom out we don't know face okay I can't look around the yellow guy though. I know the word, and that doesn't make any sense. I'm gonna go with the guy with nothing on his board. I already voted, we gotta wait out the one minute. Yeah, vote up man, vote up! What the hell? Okay then. Really? Were you actually it? Oh! Aw, you got me too. Guess messed up. I knew I should have been suspicious when you were down there. Oh nice, I get to kill all three of you now. Oh no, only you are. Oh. Really? Okay, okay. Vorp again. VORPARINO! It's a nice alien beach. It looks like something that can, uh, you know, fly clearly. I Night Okay, I'm gonna go there with the help No, you don't put what the word is. The people who know the word describe it, but you don't want to make it obvious or the... You don't want to make it... You don't want to give it away to the warp. You need to generically describe it. Oh, really? Two guys third. What the hell? Bro, it's obviously healthy. What the hell is this? Hi, animals. Did you pick the wings and burp? You put loud down. One of you is a- I don't know man, I think it's Alpy loud? What the hell does that even mean, dude? They're all loud. Who do you think it is? Could it be, could it be, could it be Lyrick again? I have no clue. I don't know if he would, it'll be Lord twice in a row. Like, this guy isn't really the best when it comes to like, Like, make a kiss. These bird is descriptive, because like, some of these aren't bird. You're right, you're right. Oh, he didn't boat. Easy clap. Come on, mind. I don't think I can hear him. Me? He sounds muted to me. I'm muted? I know. I think I have to change to this. Can you hear me now? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I can hear you. what the heck is this this game it would be stupid if the person's turn I noticed when I was for it was the person here and then I was for which means I I wonder if it means he is the Warp now? And the first guy... Like now he is the Warp? The first guy puts shit on his board and the second guy's always the Warp? That'd be dumb. It's gotta be random. Warp can be the first guy too? Oh, well, never mind Drinkable, I mean he did end point it Last day All right hexacles, he's the warp brah. I know exactly what it is It's him don't even write. I'll be on don't even write any typing yet. Okay, we already know it's you dude Algebra confirmed it. Or it could be me, but I already know. I'm telling you right now, it's hexagul. All of what the hell does that even mean? Uh, how do I describe this? Um, I don't know, man. Come on, it's obviously Hex. It's Hex or Alphie. It makes sense. It's one of you. I don't know, though. He actually put Drinkable. It makes sense. Yours does make sense. I think it's Hexical. I think it's him. I mean tall, you know, you could mean like a big straw. Okay. Easy Clappleau. Easy. Easy. What? How do you think? That was a good one, you piece of shit. That was actually really good. Wow. There's so many plastic items. He actually chose... Wow, dude. Oh, boy, dude. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. oh my god dude this is so fucking obvious easy win for the board what would you put down chat what would you Oh, yeah, Pentakill is more obvious than Jungle when the only MOBA on the list is Lull. Right. Yeah, you're worse at this than I am. Okay, what the hell even is this? What even is this right now? Characters are so generic. So- Oookay... I don't fucking know, man. I don't know! There could be any of these. I think it's the yellow guy. I feel like ranked is like almost all of them. It's tactical. No, I think it's too actual. It's too actual. I'm looking for mine. Give us the info. I Give us the info There it is there it is characters really they all got characters I threw mine can texturally make sense what the wait what good wait what was it overwatch No, it was league. Oh Yeah, and the vorp can save themselves by guessing the right one for me. Thank you. Oh, yeah, I forgot I forgot Yeah, if the vorp gets accused they can clutch by guessing what the right one was So he gets to overwatch and yeah Yeah, this one sucks, bro. Really? You're gonna get on chinks? Ah. Okay. All right. The con- Oh my god, the context makes sense. unless this guy knows every hair color of every unless this guy's an insane fucking bird you can associate what the context of the color means if you know the word annoying okay Alfie honestly I thought honestly I'm looking at this I thought this is going to be feed catches I didn't realize wait oh my gosh not all leakage I was looking at you as thinking what are you doing bro you know Yeah, this is from like Valorant, Apex, Lull... Wait, are they all? You know what? He's not raw. I think it's Alfie. It's kind of generic if you don't know what it is. Very like descriptive of a single character. Annoying maybe. Algebra could be... He could actually have got it. Oh dear. Does algebra actually really get at this? You know who it is? Of course. Yeah, that's mine. I didn't even need to see me for this next round. Oh, we're back at the wedding. Fuck hey. We're back at the wedding. I might put that like celebration or something stop making it easy to snipe right if they really need a snipe first for a fucking viewer game that's dumb I don't think I don't think anyone's that desperate in this lobby. Gathered? Okay. Celebration. This one's obvious. Whatever. They'll get it. They'll get it. Well, hey, whatever. Too descriptive? Normal church. Ahhhh! Alfie, what? That's pretty generic, man. I'm not sure. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. generic man But then church, I mean, yeah It lines up all of us line up way more than him Man, it's you bro. It's you bro. Okay. I'm Sending it here I sent it Okay Another one. What's the damage? Okay. Really? Okay, okay. Alright. Really? Really? Surprise? Oh, okay, okay. That's legit. That's legit. That is Legitness. Too Obvious because you know it's Pikachu. Yellow. That's Legit. He kinda may be, okay. Honestly, Hexical, we know it's you, bro. We know it's definitely you. It's gotta be him. It's definitely him. You can, you can striddle whatever bullshit you want, man. We know it's you, bro. Mascot? What? All right, I'm just gonna tie it all together here I don't fucking know man. It's not? Isn't he? Oh wait, no he's not! Oh my god, I forgot dude! You choose fucking Charizard, Squirtle or... of the others. Oops. Bulbasaur. Hey, it's gotta be Algebra. It's gotta be boys. It definitely is. I didn't vote for anybody. I did it on purpose to get out of this round. Was it actually Hacks There it is Yeah, you should really keep it a vague next time the whole point of this needs is to guess which character you guys are talking about and You guys just need that pretty fun post Yeah, I know Okay, okay, okay What is this, at a party? What? Text. Hanging. Text. Decorative. Hanging text decorative I don't fucking know this could be anything Flaps in the wind? I'm gonna put wind down. It's too obvious. I never said I was good at this, okay? What? What is that even mean? Mean wind. I'm imagining something blowing in the wind It doesn't have to be a banner inside it could be a banner outside Okay, it's got to be decorative bro all this shit is decorative the whole list is decorative a party is naturally No, it's not Because you don't know like I have to be get in this zone about giving it away But like that makes you Oh my god The text the part with the text gave me an idea That trip is good Hanging how did he get where wait wait wait it was decorative text decorative text and then hanging I needed to look at the rest of the nose decorative and text. I guess the only thing you would write on was the banner. There is nothing else? Okay, okay that instantly dude Okay, what do you want me to tell you what at this point I might as well just type in bat Or mobile Gotham, okay, man I No clue Yeah, this one's actually weird DC Most of these are algebra i think it's algebra i think i've you put black i think that might have been that i don't think that instantly gave it i feel like that narrowed it down a lot really put it through but then got them is a little oh shit man algebra you're making this harder because you don't say anything I'm just gonna vote for you. It's either a hex or algebra This hex or algebra Wow Yeah, black and DC did give it away. As soon as you look at this, when you think of out of all of these superheroes, when you think of the color black, you think of Batman's suit. You don't think of Black Panther. You don't think of Catwoman. You don't think of, yeah, as soon as you think of the costume color, you instantly think of Batman. Everybody knows. That woman is also Gotham? I mean sure, yeah. Underwater creatures. I'm just going to put that aquatic, nope, I'm just going to put that aquatic. two general yeah but then I type in teeth and then it's obviously piranha keep them too obvious for the board it could be the shark okay I could put down munch I Did it's so obvious all these are so obvious Feast and I make it in time frenzy makes sense we all get the con this guy's legit this guy's legit I put it's Alfie bro it's Alfie bro right whatever bullshit you want we know okay maybe he's this kind of generic bro I just try not to give it away I think I was definitely not it I think that's that's definitely it definitely is um points it down a lot so we're like it was like it's like a very specific for like early on so like I think it's definitely on him yeah I don't think it's I don't think it's you either I was like frenzy you it definitely fits in with the word do you for the word you I don't even think you don't know I can say anything I don't know I don't know I feel like it's you man. I feel like it's you hex four times in a row look four times more Maybe his straggler's to talk too much to jibbit us Okay, okay, don't do me man. I only have one I kill me man. Just kill me bro Just kill me, bro. I don't like to kill anyone, you know. I make everybody a one. Boopa! all right all right okay hold on now hold on let's see let's see I'm going to go for a mythical. Might be a little generic. Might be a little too generic. It depends on what they say. Bites? Well, that's a lot of things. forms. I could put down that's a werewolf that's a vampire. I could say moon but then that's also obvious. I could say teeth, teeth. The werewolf and vampire implied teeth I go on teeth you could even put down fucking night he's probably gonna put that in night You criticize me if we're putting down two fast rounds and now you do your stuff, okay? Yeah, they're all about the TC? Of course he's gonna put that on night. Yeah, okay, I know if I'm voting for it. Okay. I think Alphie, bro. He just piggybacked off of what we said. It's definitely Alphie. Oh, it's obvious that like if I say anything more specific, it's gonna give it the way to the boss man. Oh. Down to like... I don't know then. I don't know. Nooo, Raph! Please! No! It's a werewolf! It's a werewolf! It's a werewolf! Relax, relax. No. No. Leave me alone. A raccoon? Yeah! I couldn't say anything. That was a raccoon. What the? What? No. No. So how does this exactly end? Listen to me, two people. That means there'll be one more and one. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. one more and one saves. How does that exactly work? You're just until like two people are left? Wait, until everyone's... Actually, that doesn't make sense, man. Yeah. Wait, was Raccoon the, uh, oh, it's this one? Was it a Vampire? Well, if my answer was bad, well, it might actually be good. Also, I think it gave away a little too much information. Vampires or night times? Yeah, I mean, it was Vampire werewolf. Can I change my camera? Oh, yeah, you can Leftovers USA Alleyway Well, no, is that true Leftovers U.S. is more big how so it is it's a point in words and there's it down a lot It also What other with other ones would you find in an alleyway? I can see that's why I'm like kind of I see I don't get the raccoon in the U.S. I don't get it But that was hex Wow. Come on, you was able to moag his answer right there. True, but yours could be like, did you really narrow it down? Oh, damn. Are you still here? Oh, okay. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Use Box Relent. One of the six switches is faulty. Watch out. Oh, whoa! One of them's faulty. Take your switch. Oh, there it is. Wow, Algebra 1. He won, dude, he won! Big shit, man, damn, I'm good at that. Wow. Damn, damn, Chad, I gotta take a dump, boys. I gotta take a dump. So, hold up. How far did we get in this? How far did we get in this? Are we near the end? Oh, we're close. Three more hours. Three more hours. All I got is All right, very nice, very nice, all right, people, we can do another one of these. We can, we can. goes binted. I say we jump into some, what do you call it, some NEO? Yes. Play with the randoms the the game's not like super popular sadly. That's the downside Yeah, but there's not a lot of random lobbies on a Tuesday afternoon What do you guys think? It's too early for CS. Karen? Barry, Barry, Barry. True. I saw yap, yap, yap, yap just looks like heavy friends a lot. Half sword I finished. Play Dota with smack. Dota dude, you're crazy man. hey this pvp game repeater yeah but who has that bro you have to buy it or is it free to play five bucks five reviews no one's playing that deluxe no one's playing that dude Play the morbid metal demo is very good and short. Is that true? Is it worth playing? You're telling me Ubisoft's actually making a good game? Mega store simulator? I think I saw this. I think I saw this. You're literally stalking a megastore. This seems annoying more than fun. If you gotta keep going back and forth to the truck to different things. Yeah. Yeah, Morbid Metal Karen is harder than the egg game lies. Absolute lies. No way. I said, I had up some knee, I'm thinking Neo, I'm just stalling on open. It's happening yet. Yeah, hit it up, see what's happening. Nah, it's too early for CS, bro. It's too early. I'm going to play a little on the O3 and see what's going on, see if it's still, it's, Which it probably does. I just want to switch my weapon though. This game came out today, sector zero. That looks weird. What do you mean sword is OP? Which one? You can use the sword in both styles? Oh, really? Yeah, I need fast weapons. Sword equals katana single-handed. I could try the taunfas. Let's try the taunfas out. I See it's pretty powerful That should sound bass boosted. The audio is delayed, what? Oh shit, I messed up. The ranged moves seem very powerful. That was fast. I think I died fast. All right, where am I? This way. I don't think I'm in the wrong category. There's so many remnant areas. So many areas. I'm gonna just pick up a shift in a loot and look at it later. It's like an ARPG levels of loot. Maybe I'll let you go for it. I mean whatever I don't know. You can set up auto loot. The stagger of this causes seems so strong. You can make it so auto-loots. Yeah, I might be worth doing that. Auto-Sell on Shrine, Interact in Settings, just check me around and lock the ones you want to keep. Very QOL. You just have to go in your inventory and, um, lock the items you want though, right? What the hell was that thing? Oh, you can actually go up here. This thing might kick my ass. I can do this to my belly. Dirty tea. Hurt you! Damn you, alter hell! I never looted this. Oh my god! Do you need to get another of them? There's so many mobs. It's nice when they drop an elixir. I don't think I can go in there. Spirit Stone. I think there was a camp up here. There's nothing left here. Tarot, take your mother and wait for the ferry. You might, yes. Find some food there. Find some food there! Nice, nice. Unshakable. Skills. Ah reduced damage taken while you're attacking samurai that seems nice Is this a mission battle scroll Completed begin Choose the mission you wish to undertake That was the beginning mission, wasn't it? Already did it. Wait, did I just replay it? No way. Wait, I've been here. This is the fucking tutorial. No way. So you can go back and replay all your stuff up. Okay, okay, okay. You find neogames difficult? Some of these games become very, yeah, I mean it's a souls like there's gonna be difficult bosses. So yes. Really? I did not get enough? Follow him. Last time he led me to some decent stuff. I like ninja more. What's that in the sky? It's massive. It's the king of the hindus too. Is that this house? Ah. Okay, is this where I need to go for the quest? Um, what is this? Last death. I have to make my way to Himatsu Castle. Gizzo Merit. Okay, you can select that at the shrine. Okay, okay! What is this, Litas? Is that Poison? Is it good or bad? It's good. Whatever's up ahead looks bad. What is that? Ow. Oh, we got slimes. Oh, that's good for destroying those. I was not letting me use my wide ability there. First the wall, and now your kind. This is the end for Hamilaster. Baa-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah. Bandit hatchets. What am I wearing? Faster movement. I'm reading all that, but yellow is better. upgrade. Crimson general 125 127. Green equals set piece. I don't think I am I blind and and I not see a set piece item. Oh, this means Pride of the Crimson Army. Yeah, this game is UI and it does have a bit of like a... ...scamsy with shit look. It does have that look to it. Damn, the range! Roads, Waste Guard, maybe it's worth getting a full set. Switch Stances more? I think it's a different playstyle. You can do that. You don't have to. You can switch between two play styles or stick with ninjutsu. Seems like there's a lot of different ways you can play. Bring in a shrine will increase skill capacity. Yes, friendly, I was meant to kill you. We expect to cater to invade at any moment so the gate is closed okay Oh yeah these things I'll come back here later I think we're supposed to be here quite yet. Ah! A Kadama! Is it lost? Perhaps it's been separated from its companions. Kadama! Kadama blessing! Elixir drop rate. I will just put points into that. That sounds great. Jizo blessing. Elixir drop rate crucible. Anything that increases that is good. Oh, there's melee damage as well A couple of different places I can go. That's in the fairy, I probably should have gone there too. This looks deadly. Pick up your spirit, I have to head all the way back there. This looks like a boss area. Wait, is actually that my spirit to transform? Do I have to go back for that? I have to in order to get it back, right? My fast travel, it's like literally a 50-50 journey. Oh yeah, I stopped playing when I encountered that guy who was like insane. I died in a deadly area. Yeah, that dude killed me. I don't know if I should... And I could try killing him again. Are you kidding me dude? I don't know I'm all I stand I just disappeared If you don't have green weight stamina is bad. i do have green weight Yeah, Shinobi's range attack seems so okay. You can use the bow to snipe yellow parts. Every weapon is strong and viable. I mean, you can try the demo and try yourself, and see if you like it. At the end of the day, it's a Souls-like game, so if you don't like Souls-likes, you won't like this game, but if you do, it's a worthy game to try the demo of. especially uh... everything carries over to the main release Oh, nice, he actually did drop an elixir. His dual hatchet seems so powerful. I might just go back to that shrine that I was at. i like how you can fast travel everywhere yeah what was this over here this has to be a boss screams boss Oh Is this like a gauntlet area or something So I can go back. Krula. All right, so those are just like a little challenges you do. I'm proud to find your spirit force cap increases your guardian spirit skill attack increases and their special effects activate relative to the number of short crystal spikes. I do have deflect on. I do. I have it. I just have not been using it. It's been dodging instead. I do like how the game is semi-open world now. I do like that. There's just like a lot of too much menu dialogue. I need to get used to like the gearing flow. I'm not used to the gearing flow at all. You can set it to auto-equip. Where do you see auto-equip? So uncommon are below. auto pickup Where's auto equip Did I skip it item auto pickup I don't think there's an auto equip Preferred agility value? Isn't the highest agility the best? Hey agility? I don't know what agility translates to. It's like carry weight. I mean, I'm kind of cruising through the game right now. Honestly, the speed of this game is like, you're so fucking fast. red thing over there have I been here I've not been here that red thing looks bad let's go see what it is sole core purified the man that I've been trying to use in hand sole cores as well prepare on your magic bow damage required five of six so I can't do that yet the box use something here's the power of your arrows when you aim it your bow and eat Okay, it's like a bow upgrade when set in yin position. I Get that I can like burst bow shot That's cool man Magic onions I Did I kick my ass Yikes It's like I changed my stance or something, he's slow now. is a cafe Is that the crucible I was at? Oh my god, he came back. That looks like that's where I gotta go. Oh, that's actually where I'm trying to get to. some good bosses scattered on the map yeah I'm kind of look trying to look for I've been checked every corner, but I wonder why I'm not finding it. It's almost like you can go in every single building. This also looks like a core here, a crucible. I skipped. I like how they drop a decent amount of elixir so you can farm them. So he is red here but I can't crit him or I can't do my Y move. I don't know why. You have the plea as another bar or something? Really Come on man, you're gonna make me really go all the way around to access this So they're so it's so strong, but it's a little white circle How do I use it? Oh, is that the L1 square that I used earlier? That's what that was? There's something strange about it. Oh! It's a yoga! Bells are shining in the sky. Ah, suppose some god is paying a visit. Wife steal talisman? That seems pretty good. Stand build. Oh yeah, well I wasted it, but it was L1 square. Shit, everybody's mad! Uh-oh, like hell itself. Damn that shingan. You would have thought they'd revenge a retreat to the castle like that. Show yourself. She's your blades. Oh whoa, she knows me. Is this not the person mentioned by the messenger from Hittakoto Slope earlier? Oh, Takajio. You are the samurai who fells yokai. I trust you'll be able to rid us of this crucial. This way. I will not put on it. I will guide you. other crucible beyond laser round different from ours that's of the okay yeah looks like doom we call the okay the crucible you I'm going to go in here, a yokai realm. Is this supposed to be like a dungeon? I thought I just did two crucibles and shattered that thing So you go from a small dungeon to like these little ones Kind of interesting okay, these are fast travel locations The Buddhas? The Monsignor Castle? Is my lord safe? The hell? What's your name sir? This is my lord sirth. What the hell? Well, that gave me a shock. Was that Kusanagi's light? Now Tora spoke of purifying the Kusanagi, but it seems this light has guided you on your way. Oh, that did a lot of damage. I'm getting all in here, hopping it. Actually, that was a waste. I shut it off. I'm getting a lot of stuff. Whoa! That's a lot of dead people. What the hell? It just kept blocking. I don't know if it's worth farming every single red you come across. Don't let the flame get near the smoke. What the hell? What? Burn to death? Okay! Went from owning to like just complete death Right why doesn't remove that debuff So I already get one tap and now I'm gonna get one tap further Oh, there we go. That's how it should have gotten the first time. Looks like there's a couple of paths here, unless this just goes this way. Are you fucking kidding? There's another one in here. I actually don't even know what he did. That took like no damage from that. So this game has like a lot of crucibles this other crucible mechanic seems alright I'm not too crazy about it. It seems kind of meh Fuck you waited I do not know if I am going the right way, but I've knocked down two ladders. This seems like it leads to something. really really worth running water maybe this is the way Oh wait, there's the white mark, show the right direction. of That was not worth it. Well, it looks like the Ninja could bounce off the wall right there. I think I'm a mess. That guy was a little scary, we got a Buddha here. Build Oh, hell is the path forward here? and maybe this way Oh, where was he on the other side? good stop swaying your shit Oh my. There's enemies on the other side. Or this way. They have a lot of HP. Not this way. It doesn't open from this side. Oh, there's a Buddha right here. Firetop talisman? A bunch of different things. Some HP. some HP battle scroll preparation skill management maybe it's from a keep pulse by dodging that seems really really good a keep pulse by just dodging I swear that didn't work, but you can't do keypulses on this guy unless you can. It looked like I just did. It's not just on the Samurai. Wow I'm not on hatchet, so maybe I do more ninja because I don't know what weapon I want to main I First attack evade He's gonna respec any time. I Holy shit I That's a Good thing I did Better than wasting it Oh, they got guns now! of Oh, this way. This is actually the path forward? Oh my god. I swear sometimes when they're red you can't execute them. I still don't know why what makes it matter. Supreme Harry? That sounds nice. I Sure never pops Are these all other players that have died here all the blue there are other players right Now, loser summons. Uh oh. Oh my god, what the heck? Oh my god. I'm gonna throw everything at her. I'll kill you! I'll kill you! The Perfect dodges are a little difficult. walk in man, walk in! Oh, I missed it. Yeah, my damage does seem kind of low. Maybe let me see what weapons I have. Maybe I need- I have a better weapon that I picked up. I have Tampas that are better. I can put on a crucible. I am using auto equip. Maybe I do use a crucible weapon. Damn it! of death of death of Easy clap, easy clap lose, easy, simple talons 169, insane weapons. So, that's all good now. I didn't think we'd meet again like this. I found you at last. Uh, who are you? future versus time did it spell the crucible But our meeting also pretends the revival of a great evil Let's confront it together How long has it been? How long have I watched humanity's fortunes sway? I have continued to wield the benevolent blade. my blade and mind were nearly destroyed with the darknesses provide the life that can set a fate what is this encountering the one who wields that sword has Wait is this actually the end of the demo wait really There's more stuff on the side The battle rages yet. Stay vigilant. What? What? What? What? What? Well done, Hanzo. I have returned. You are unharmed. Quite superb, Takatio. You would bear the hollyhock crest well. and there is much to discuss may we speak on route Takachiyo, well done. Well done. Hamamatsu, our base of operations for the whole Totomi region, is under siege from the north and east. Takada Shigen leads a massive force that has swiftly surrounded our forces in several locations. Shingon, I knew of his tactical brilliance, but for Yokai to be under his command, our allies are being herded to their own graves. But for a warrior, idly awaiting death is to disgrace your name for generations. And now, with you, one who has survived that hell as our trusted ally, the time to venture forth and test fate is at hand. I shall make for the keep and determine our plan of action. Lord Naltora, wish to speak with you. Go to her. It is up to you, Deku Chiyo. Take a Chiyo. It is up to you. Take a Chiyo. You have the power to traverse time and purify the crucible. There is something I must share with you. Well then, shall we go? The dark radiance that summons the Crucianite. I'll raise you. If not, it's Crucianite. You're not faster than me. If it's Crucianite. You're not faster than me. Those who imbue their guardian spirit, Crucianite, become immortal by feeding their spirits. If that was the same radiance you saw, that must mean the one who scutted Crucianite throughout time is the source of this calamity. the crucianite in different ages should we give her power the crucianite there is something I want to give you much like the crucianite it is from an One era long since past, the memories residing within should help you pursue the Crucianite. Thank you for the Crucianite. Fuzz, we're gonna chill here on this game. Well, I beat it on launch, um, I enjoyed my time with it, but I don't think I will. It is a good game, but I'm going to chill on it. is a good game but I think I will stand by I will not beat that when it comes out. So as it stands the next game I will beat 100% is reanimal on the 13th. That's where we're at right now, that's where we're at. It's looking like re-animal will be the first uh, beaten game, that's what it's looking like. good game but um yeah I don't know man 27k is possible 27k is doable maybe. Where the gamers at? Who's playing this? Where the no live gamers at? Is this your highest rating ever? Yes, in terms of them ever coming out with this rating system? Yes. Relatively inflated rating, uh, okay buddy. Global elite in 2016 was probably higher than, uh, 26k. Yeah, I see that. come on man three minute queue oh wait it's today fucking Tuesday god damn it I mean it's still fine last time it completely ended the match yeah they'll be down later not now. I don't want to be the highest rank here. You've been following since 2015. Some people have been following for longer, bro. longer. I don't know what the hell this music is. The old grounds. I have versed this main guys so many times. He's gonna get mad. Come on. Thank you. I Point me I'm gonna go been unsubs since 2015 okay, bro, whatever man Okay, brother make clear that's me it's me it's me I don't see anyone under I'm checking comment it's a it's a it's me it's me it's a it's me it's me I don't know, headshot any of them, all of our palis. Dude, that one's full of howl. two CT I I'm just pushing underpass. one one one one two two one one one one one one one one Oh, whoa! The bomb has been blown. There is the wind. That was such a weird exchange. I should have pushed off that thing. It was weird. Oh, I really want to save one more man. and he was gonna hate me this is this is a throw build windows smoke no vision I'm going to throw him into the relief. Ow! I'm going to throw him into the relief. One B flash. One bells sure dead I Here we go here we go here we go Okay, right Right I Got stuck on the stupid fucking metal on close call on that red one, one two, one two oh my god oh my god oh my god that's way too fucking weird this game That was chaos right there, huh? I mean, 7k is not looking rough chat. You know how these games go, bro. You know how these games go. I'm smoked off, he's creaning, nobody's at me, find out, find out. Apartments clear. They could come up, Con, nobody's watching Con. Oh worth it. I swear sometimes they just hear one footstep and it's easy. And I have a B player this round. Yeah. We are on top here. the of the of the of the of the one round one time it I'm watching your palace, you watching ramp? Keep mid. Coming cat one. Ramp one dude. I'm watching apps. Cap. One more cap. Are you pushing? Damn, that was fast. Damn that was fast they just completely pushed that I'm out of ammo. There's Oh the team man, they're good dude, they're good the team Troy flashback Can you please call that flash? Oh, come on, Cherry Oh, it's not good. Maybe you're too Time is the moment Bumped up mid. Damn, the red one! I see the apps over here. I think he's out. One cat went off. Dylan, where are you going? Yeah, where are you going? He's a apps brother. He's here. Oh These kids are pretty far man, are you okay? of the death of the The rafts. Not the light. Loops. Oh just peak man I need a kill dude. Peak brah. There's someone tapping me. There's someone tapping me. Why am I doing this? I'll see you again. Nope. She's calm. You're under arrest. We're in trouble. He's gone. He's going to try and squeeze on. Put that up her belt. Put that up her belt. Oh, I'll pull for a belt. Yeah, I mean, you must have better stuff to do than just, you know, type that for the next already 30 minutes, bro. I spent 30 minutes, guy. gotta be something better going on gotta be something more worth your time friend what are these noobs doing with these insane random shots 23! Power smoke is gone. Under power sandwich. 1,000 miles. I'm calm. Going into the window. I'm calm right now. I'm planning to go. The bomb has been planted. Flashbang. of the death of the death the the the the are none of you crossing today bro like did no one one flanker there Okay. Who is playing? Are you okay? One RDF apps. RDF. Two cats. I think the boss is dead. I'm not sure what he's doing. He's throwing guns. I think he's throwing a grenade. Well I'm playing con by the way. He's kind of like one down. He's going down. I got four teenage p. I got four teenage p. I got four teenage p. I got four teenage p. I got four teenage p. I got four teenage p. I got four teenage p. You went cat, you went cat. Throw it flashback. There it is, boys. Bringing it back. I'm just rushing, I'm full setting it A and headshotting everybody. Sending it A. of the death of the death of the death of the I would have spread the smoke but if I gave away my angle, that would have been bad. I should be then see. We're gonna get E code here. two two two two He's probably like Dallas or something, I'm just playing right here, I'm just playing right here. Brother! ECO cobra needs a kill, friend? Not an ECO cobra if you get no kills. ECO butterfly. Oh, boy. He would be ramped, dude. Come on, man. you're the best way to deal with me what's that window? this is no slide what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what was the speed triple? stairs? triple that? would be under? what? the the the the the I'm throwing a grenade! I'm throwing a grenade! Nice! Stairs and uh, triple? Stairs and uh, triple? I'm throwing a grenade! Triple or chicken? Hey, what? Where? Oh, I mollied him! I'm planting the boys, but... is calm damn that guy that guy is always playing shit oh yeah and yeah where where is the window smoke where do you line it up and i think you know how you line up with the trash can one ticket one ticket one one one is lower Scat. He's half. I feel like I'm getting sick. I feel like I may be getting sick right now. Oh, it has been cleared. Oh, you're a terrorist. Good. I got him two mollies this game. You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're getting me so sad. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. Lost bloggers. Let's go, man! Maybe they're probably gonna be stuck here, sir. There's no shit. Palace. There's no shit. There's no shit. One on one on site boxes How with all that I still bottom scoreboard I got 18 kills though, okay, whatever Damage-wise, whatever. I got 18 kills. We're going by KD on second on the board, okay? That was the most molly kills I've gotten in one match ever. Ever. I've never gotten that many molly kills. All right, I'm starting to think that off is fun That opera Renault is buggerina All I see is a bunch of EU flibs saying 27k is bad yet they don't come to NA and see how far they can get their rank. 27K EU would be cheater every game. Really that sounds like a community problem not a game problem Oh Yeah, this is a match Wow, they got double they have basically pre two groups versus five puggies Okay are you kidding me we're going back oh my god Come on dude. This map is naughty. Window smoke. Window. Window is here and you smoke here you idiot shit. Your window here and you smoke shit. Oh really? That's it? You know what? I'll risk it. Unnecessary but worth. You're a window shit guy. of death of the death of 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 3. 7. 10. 11. 12. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 19. 20. 20. 20. 20. 25. 30. 21. here we go right come on man close though close close almost almost what's how do I fix that who's trying to kill me Nice. Good jungle pick, eh? You hold D, so you're slamming into the wall on the right. He's hiding. Ah! Wow that was all the cat guy out of that cat I haven't seen That's fucking stupid fuck Who's he talking to excuse me Buddy There is the mentally ill We found him! We found him boys! We found him boys! We found him boys! This is not a bad idea. Counter-terrorists win. Oh yeah, how did I... I think I need a lineup better. I got this strafe right before throwing. Are you sure? I Like that But like I need a hump it different I don't hit him at all, you fucking retard. GG. Close, close! Close! That was a nice shot. That was a nice shot, I wasn't expecting it. One of all, one of all. Nice try, man. This lineup is easier. Let me see here. Bandit wrong. Is it? Is it? Do you have to hold A? You line it up right there so you line it up right here and that's just a jump literally jump that's it that one's so easy why would you do the other one if it's the same window It'd be so funny if I decayed him, he'd get so mad. He'd get so mad. Still a nice shot. I don't know, one guy just talked to the guy who killed me, wasn't even that guy. Nah, nah. Nah, my bad, nah. Now I feel bad. ah i feel bad oh Honestly, this guy should get VAC because of this V-Model. So if you guys know if this worked 200 years ago, I would own all of you a sledge. Alright, we tried this smoke here. Alright, so you lined it up right on that. If I do this, bro, literally 5,000 level up. Oh, literally directly on it. No way. No way. Ain't no way. That's not mine. That's more of a connector smoke. Are we sure it's not the third one? That's not mine. That was CT smoke. Window was yours? What? Was it not blue? I swear that was a blue smoke and a T smoke in the connector. It was connector was a blue end of a different one. Go, go, go! Throw into my back! There it is, boys. There it is. There it is. No level up. 30k ink the the the the the the I'm still waiting. No, you still remember. I forgive you. He decided. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Just a fucking cheat. You know! Just fine, just fine. Why not fucking ramp? That's what works. Alright, let me show you guys how to take mid. We're ready for our big-ass Nipidix. Here we go, here we go. There it is. Some people will play this game and have a trouble with household. Yeah, you just gotta feel bad. The computer parents more than the parents. of the death of death of death of death of death of five yeah how do I unfix the map so it rotates with me Is there a command? So you're a game nugget? Yeah, I mean it depends. I Help this D. Go is so noisy Radar on settings Radar... Let me see how it looks rotating. It might be weird, but maybe not. I am now the master window smoker, dude. I should make an updated 2026. Guy, which is the same as the one you gave me, and just say this is the updated one, even. Not. Okay. On. all base boosted and triple some quarks in it i turned to die stairs i got no hole so i'm going stairs of death of death of death of I'm not sure who we are. Yeah, I'm streaming some hours Wednesday, yeah. I am. Make clear. B I'm fast. I'm fast. I'm fast. I'm fast. He was ready for it. Oh my god, the double D. Nice man. I Start throwing a pimple to gave me That guy's still mad about that Dude honest Adam I care to lose at this point. It's just funny that's just funny these guys are so invested it's just funny now I Underpass Well, that was a rough round Damn, I got 10 kills from top fragging right now, what's even going on? We're getting shit on? Yeah, I don't care. I lose 100 points, so then we go again. I lose a hundred points and then we go again. That guy loses his rank up. I would rather that. Cause it's funny. Yeah. Of course. Oh, he's calling. I've seen them. I seen them, I think. Terrorists win. The comeback. Let's give it to the boys. I know what you're going to push underpass again. Dude, what are you doing even though you're too late probably told you. I'll get you. I'll get you. I'll get you. One me. One me. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, whatever. These fellows are going to regret waking up this morning. We lost boys. Bro, this guy and his timing bro, write a book about you being a fuck please, I'll buy it right now. insane he like shimmyed and as soon and then he peaked at the worst angle it is boys close All right, we go again, we go again, we go again, we go again, no one cares, we go again. Still 27k, that guy lost his rank up all the time in the world. All right, I'll take the minus 100, who cares. I got like a plus four or five hundred boosts on a win. All right, another one. We'll flip Mirage again so you can smoke window, I hope not. I killer has 32 pages of negative steam comments. Oh my god. At this point that's just like he's just trolling At this point he's just collecting and his main group was toxic and racist gamer. Wow, a five stack, okay. I Okay, I'm a nuke enjoyer Oh god wait they became a five-stack that previous team oh my god I'm rushing out squeaky. Hiding in the vent. Roger. Let him go. I got the money, I got the money. I got blocked 50 times and a half. There's four of it, there's four of it. Bruh, that was so bad. Oh my god, what? I'm not sure what's going on. Oh Any good is that goshka? isn't that an EFT? isn't that like a goshka market or some shit? goshka? Left home. Go, Sean. That guy's steam account already got banned, really? How? I Was owning it bro, I was owning it man He thought I was gonna peak the left side. I just kept peaking the same he was probably like looking at the other thinking I was gonna peak but no I should have jumped down I got to kill the brother you guys ready to win Are those skooks the top of that? of death of death of death of death of the death of The terrorists went near us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I In saying one kill top of the board Wow I've been dinged I don't know if I made it I thought I fell down into the then All right, they come back here we go of the death of death of death of death of death of of the of of the of the I should have saved. I'll throw the outside smoke so we can just go around. Come back. Someone, uh, probably something to do with me. Let's go. Drop something. I don't know what the hell I just said. Hockey ball. does no one play bigger eyes than this look at this jump up wow Right, right. Ah, boys, rush ramp, don't stop, believe, here we go, I'll smoke everything. of death of death of death of Are you a work pick so I'm going to kill Mini and yeah, I don't know after that I'll try and see what happens. Your team sounds like they just got off of work. Yeah they probably did. They probably did. A lot of these from time. It's six o'clock here. Hello? Hello? There's three snowballs. That's many dead? That's uh... dead, guy? This guy I think ops-fram. I'm planning. I'm pointing, I'm watching, uh, did you say he's planting and he didn't have the bomb? Excuse me? And then he decent- What? Oh, oh no. Oh no, what the heck is going on here? Okay, they're back. Yeah, the Steve-Mainten and Sid. Dude, that was all sorts of things going on. Hopefully he can get back. is he back? Oh, he's not coming back, is he? He's now coming back, is he? Uh-oh. I need to do another time out. Ooh. Welcome back. Ready to win? They should make, uh, they should integrate the cheats into the game and make it so it's Valorant, but instead of abilities you get taxed One guy is a waller and that's his ult one guy is an aimbotter and that's his ult One guy spin bots and I don't know how that's good, but you know So literally Valorant? Yeah, but like Counter-Track Edition or you just integrate the cheats and the ults. Yeah, just integrate it. One has ult is like infinite nades. You can Molly everything. Oh no. Two doors. Single, double. They're gonna hold. Oh! Not faster. Oh, man. I'm a tourist with... Match cancelled, true. Oh wait, and then isn't it over over? You can't queue again, right? Lame! All good. You guys are lucky it ended. It's truth! Oh my god, Gavin, I don't even know anymore dude. Alright, we need the last one here. You see it shows the network problem here for CS. I'm going to show you guys how to do it. Oh. tomorrow. GG's people GG's tomorrow another stream another day Wednesday GG's Wednesday a new game or something we'll figure it out regular week as far as I'm concerned and we will go from there peace out chat enjoy our night I'll see you guys on Wednesday for another Thank you guys for watching people GG's till next time. Goodbye guys I I Doesn't mean it's over Don't hold me down I will rise You are the way it is now Let's see the light as I rise