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oh my god people oh seven lettuce cats me yeah we get all up on such hour
Alright guys, doing...
What up? What up?
Alright guys, doing chat half sword all day. You know, I could push it away. I could.
I could go back and...
Um, grind out the gold armor and just await the next content update.
That would be the main thing.
This is what I'm an eye at the part where if I wanted to, I could just grind out the gold night's armor until I get it all.
I think that's, um, I think that's like the only content left.
Fuck the games great dude. If there was more shit to do I would man. I have sword I fucking love honestly. It's such a fun game
But I need more bro I need more
It's rare finally a game where I actually want more content it's not like
Give me more fucking content
I'm here. I'm I'm I want to play your game more, you know
New egging on like coming out a rolling
Rolling ravioli, what the fuck is these what they sheet
Nah, dude
Nah.
Eat no way.
Rolling ravioli.
Um...
This one's a maybe.
This one's a maybe dude.
Dude, the thing is, egging on was just so well crafted.
The game looked good, sounded good.
It wasn't just like a fucking go up slop, you know?
Nah dude.
I will praise that game dude, I will praise it.
It was actually like really well made.
This one, it looks funny.
But am I gonna play that shit?
Blind touch.
Oh yeah, this game came out true.
I mean this one look cool. I'm not dying to play it
OW2 event today, what do you mean? Are they announcing some shit?
Chad what is he talking about is the melee hero coming out today or something?
I don't know what I'm saying.
Bro, Overwatch is one of those games you don't play, but they still update.
Same with Diablo, you're kind of like you might go back, even though you never will,
like there's no fucking way, but hey, they're still developing it.
Maybe they'll randomly have an insane update where it's like, holy shit, I'm going back.
2% chance it happens.
Are we talking that big of an update or is it just an OW2 update where they're announcing a new hero?
Overwatch 2 is huge on the Switch 2, no way.
No way.
Dude, has it actually cultivated a- are you trolling?
Or did it actually cultivate a massive audience on Switch 2?
We cannot fucking me marina. Okay, ha ha o w
They're trolling oh
Yeah, isn't blizzard doing the four days or not four days
It was like the four dates or some shit where they're doing at events on all their titles
Is this we watched it is this overwatches date is it already here?
is that is that what is that the context because I remember watching it and it's like it is we're in February now I'm still in January mode I'm not gonna lie we're in fucking February mode
I don't know what my main game is right now half sword if CS is my fucking filler game
right now bro what the fuck are you talking about brother the moon street trailer
what do we have here the playable movie
filler game equals main game finish kcd2 true true i'm not gonna beat neo no i enjoyed neo
Um, the thing is, man, I don't know, I enjoyed it, but not enough to beat it. I'm waiting for the next one.
What was the last souls like I beat? I will classify Neo,
whatever, boss rush, whatever the fuck. What was the last third person?
Yeah, there's boss fights that I beat
That was fresh and
Was felt like worth it was worth beating Kazan. Yeah, Kazan was the last one
Neo 3 is good if you're still craving it and Neo 3 is good
I will say at the end of the demo. I wasn't feeling attached to the game to go back
The quality was good, the combat was good, the story was a little bit potato, but I thought it was okay.
So after Kazan, I'm waiting for the next one to fully, fully fucking play.
I'm not sure which one it is on the timeline.
I'm going to play out of pure curiosity and I hope I'm super surprised and it's actually
really good. You're telling me after Nioh 3, wait, no, Onimusha. Like, Onimusha, when
I put it in the same category? Fucking Capcom, bro, there's no release date other than 2026.
This one third person you got a sword. I feel like this is the next one after Kazan. I'm gonna beat
Yes, it's not a souls like but brah you got a sword and it's third person. I don't give a fuck how you dissect it
That's how I'm looking at these games
Third person he's got a sword
It's called Action RPG, whatever dude. Tides of Annihilation. I don't know about Tides of Annihilation.
Tides of Annihilation might be one of those games that it's like it's cool, but I'm not going to finish it. I'm not sure though.
I think Oremusha is the next one.
But it says 2026 so it could be delayed.
So if not Neo3, the next one is Phantom Blade Zero.
This is the next one.
I don't think there's any other extremely cooked one that is coming out.
This is going to be the next one.
Oh, this game looks mid TVH.
Honestly, man, that sucks for you, bro.
I'll take it off your hands, bro.
I'll take it off your hands, buddy.
Dude, this game looks fucking great, man.
All mine, bro, all mine, bro.
I'd rather have the feeling of pogging off
than thinking it's mid, you know?
I think this is, I think this is gonna be,
this is gonna be the next one.
It's UE5 though, dude, who gives a shit, man?
How are you still stuck on that?
What, someone banned that guy for still being stuck there.
We covered that like a year ago.
I'm talking about after Kazan. Kazan was Yui 5-2 by the way. Yeah, he's rage baiting.
He's not that dumb. Beast of reincarnation. I'm 50-50 on this one. I am 50-50 on this.
This one... I don't know. I gotta play it. This one... yes and no. Yes and no. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Some of these games, there's so many of these games now, it's almost like pick and choose. Or you play every single fucking one.
The only reason is if it was you're the ultimate fucking gamer or
You fucking love this shit
You got to play all of them
This one I feel I don't know man. I don't know I don't know
This is gonna this one's gonna be interesting if we're talking purely screenshots
Purely screenshots obviously phantom blade zero wins out it wins out. It's the highest on the peak of hype. This has the best
Crimson deserts of 5050 dude
Crimson Desert's a 50-50. The thing is, when did they update their screenshots, like, plus, this game's different. You know, this game's more like, expansive.
It's not in the same category as like the souls likes and shit. This is like an RPG straight up
Honestly this game is gonna be Crimson Desert dude one of the most weird interesting games that I
I cannot pinpoint.
I don't understand why you doubt it.
I got to play it.
I'm not convinced.
I will say all the footage they've released seems like they're very confident.
Plus it is their own engine and, you know, I'm a fan of Black Desert.
It's either gonna be absolutely amazing or there's gonna be something about it. I don't know
Check this one out whisper of fall
It whisper of fall what is this
Yeah walls, how did he know?
Stop!
Today is the day of the King of War.
I'll kill you!
Go!
Don't move!
What's going on?
I'm not going to kill you.
No, man. Phantom Blade looks better. This Phantom Blade is different. This one looks
Alright. This one looks okay. Some of these games look good, but like... there are a lot of them.
Am I fucking am I tripping
and your taste in games has gone bad, maybe
ah
Are you fucking kidding me guys am i fucking am i am i what am i what are we talking about here
Out of all the next games coming out, I'm talking to the people who've played fucking Elden Ring
Kazan lies of pee. Okay. We know what good shit is. I think Phantom Blade is
gonna be the next one and Wukong
Is gonna be the next one on that tier level
out of everything that has been announced is it's like okay now after this what is the next one what it was the next one being in development here where everything's pretty fucking great I'm pretty sure and the blade is the next one I'm
been talking about Crimson Desert. Crimson Desert is in a different category. What else?
Bro's talking about GTA 6. Bro, you don't even know what we're talking about.
I'm not talking about the next most hyped game. I'm talking about the next quality third person
and souls like.
I'm not over souls likes, are you guys?
I'm still avidly waiting the next one.
The even potentially tops.
I don't think anything will top Elden Ring.
I don't think so.
Yes, Dark Souls was amazing.
Absolutely amazing.
I don't think anything will top that level, there's no way.
There's no way.
Securo is better than Elden Ring.
Kazan topped, what do you call it, watch the Dusk Bloods trailer.
The dustbloods will not be anywhere near it.
But yeah, I don't know, man, whatever.
What do we have here? True? The irony.
What is this?
Ow.
This looks actually pretty cool, this looks cool.
Oh, yeah, Replace comes out. Wait, Replace comes out next month.
Oh, this actually looks kind of sick, sure man.
That didn't, it could be, I don't know, 50-50, 50-50.
It's a metrodania.
Oh wait, the irony, what am I, that's the devs.
Platformer horror.
Yeah, I mean, shit, a prolet.
Yeah, that looks kind of cool.
Uh, karma, get it in two days.
Um, true.
True. Karma Geddon in two days.
I don't know about this game. I'm going to try it. I have no expectations because I never played the old one. Is it too Karma Geddon? How do you spell this shit?
Karma Geddon. 2Ds. Road shift.
This comes out Friday.
This is not online.
Okay, who here play who here's who here's hyper this?
I'll try this on Friday. I just I have no idea
I don't know if this I have no idea they're either gonna pull it off for the people who played this or
attention all drivers
This is your one minute warning one minute to show time
those who are about to die
this looks like it could be fun maybe maybe
could be it could be this is one of those games bro this is one of those games
dude if this shit was fucking online wreckfest physics and just had a fucking
matchmaking the world would be nice why is it so fucking hard you need like the
right teams to come together and you can do it fuck matchmaking buddy whatever
function to make it so you can have like a good multiplayer experience we need to
game like Rocket League? What? This looks like it could be kind of fun. I don't know though.
Maybe. This could be fun. I don't know.
Carmageddon max damage is the real one.
Sha, what is he talking about? I have this game.
When I have this game, but I never played it.
Why did that? Oh, this must have been it. When was this? This was their last update 2016.
This was their last update. Oh, it was 2016. What the hell is this game, bro? THQ Nordic?
So, random take two interactive says GTA six launch marketing will officially begin this
summer.
Is it true?
They say that every year.
Oh, who even knows anymore?
Dude, on fucking X, you don't even know anymore, bro.
Anything, you don't, you don't know if it's true or false.
You gotta always dig a little deeper.
Everyone seems like a fuck.
You don't know if it's like something true or not.
It's like, god damn it.
see canyons on steam what is canyons
Third-person action shooter
I've seen this guy I don't think so
A new power has risen. The Order of the Divided Cross.
No one knows where they've waked the key from.
You did? Different trailer?
But there are grows. Only the warriors of the Order and their fate can save what remains.
We go for the home garden.
I gotta see how the uncut
Gameplay is because it was kind of it is hype-trained digital, which is
third decent
publishers
1238 oh
They did breath edge
These are the devs that did this game that was highly reviewed. I
Remember I played well then this come out in like
Chapters or some shit
So this is these devs this next game that gives them more credibility because that was a pretty good game. Oh
breath edge had a sequel. Oh true
Yeah, I mean
Maybe
This looks like a World War Z tech
The only other game that I've seen have this many mobs
that you can shoot as World War Z and that PlayStation exclusive.
Day's gone. The only studio that has like the tech for this shit is Space Marine.
So I don't know if this is kind of just like some bullshit or if they actually have pulled this off and this is like actually good.
Maybe. I would definitely wishlist this. I'm curious.
I would put that shit on the wishlist.
You be sloped.
Come on man.
Just announced, launched a new demo, Solo Dev.
Uh.
What a shit, oh wait, do they have um, they have a game plan?
Oh
This is online co-op, okay, I thought this was something else
I
Then we're stranded in the sands I say we turn back
Not yet understood then let us move by prayer
Hold up, hold up, hold up
Remember last oasis? I do. Are those servers still up?
This guy's playing the this guy's playing to Reba. What the hell is this?
Honestly man it looks I'll revisit it I'll revisit it maybe a little time I'll come back to it I'll come back
Try the morbid metal demo. Oh, yeah, I did download this. Let me try. This is a UV game.
Hold on. What else do we have here? I'm down to play whatever the fuck, bro. I'm down,
bro. Nintendo Partner Direct announced for February
Well, I'm not gonna be here tomorrow. I might play the I'm gonna go live randomly tomorrow probably at noon and just play it the
way dong YouTube
2025 lyric highlights
So I might it's like a three-hour video. So I might just go live. I'm not gonna say anything
But that's it if you want to watch it here
You know
Shit bra
The outer world's two underperformed sales expectations and there won't be a third says obsidian.
I mean, I don't know man.
check stunt paradise to
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Honestly, the game seemed like it was just kind of like a random RPG that kind of seemed like it was trying to be fall out, but wasn't fall out and did some things differently.
Maybe they thought people wanted a sequel, but just the people who liked the first game didn't care enough for a sequel.
Out of Worlds 2 was dope.
We're all different gamers, man.
Obsidian can't make a good game. They fell off.
Is it Obsidian? Obsidian, what do you mean Obsidian did? Oh wait it's gonna show the Microsoft.
Sure I don't know what Obsidian's last game was.
And if they do Grounded?
This was an insane, bro this game was an insane hit.
And then the sequel, I will say the sequel, the first game was great.
The sequel, sure.
They really like doing their sequels.
I wonder, I don't know if Grounded 2 did as well.
If I, maybe I don't, it's still in early access.
Oh, shit it is.
This kind of feels like almost, I'm not gonna lie, it kind of feels like a re-release of
the first game. It has that feeling of a sequel just to be a sequel. Hey, we can do some more stuff
and upgrades them stuff. Why don't we just make it a sequel? If you're like super fucking into it,
it does feel like it could be a DLC, but they just go straight up. Of course, it's going to have
fucking deeper mechanics and shit. You're still a kid in the backyard shrunk. So it's like,
Like, of course there's going to be more content and stuff.
Kind of like in outer worlds too.
But I mean, a vowed flocked was a vowed obsidian.
Oh, it was.
Bro, this game, this game.
Yeah, honestly, this is one of those games, bro, this is one of those games.
The teaser was better.
Yeah, someone, someone really enjoyed this.
It depends how deep you are into these games.
You know, if you want to just play some fucking whatever, this is the new fantasy RPG.
Ooh, let me go kill some goblins.
Super casual.
You'll fucking enjoy it.
you've got some completions under your belt and then you load up here you're
probably not gonna find some insane shit to attach to. That's how this game is.
uh uh uh why were you looking at it we were looking at obsidian games
because the outer worlds too they said isn't getting a third one
same developer
Wait is tomorrow's Nintendo god damn it man is tomorrow a big showcase for Nintendo like is this
it says partner showcase so I'm assuming this could be anything it's not a big one
All right, it's not gonna be like the new Zelda's of souls like
Miyazaki and uh some shit whoever the fucking creative Zelda is
You're gonna have to start dodge rolling
maybe desk blood
I'm actually, you know what, when fucking tears of the bullshit came out, fuck Zelda.
If they go back to the old formula, but like a good ass Zelda, I'm down.
I would totally fucking play one right now.
Holy shit, I would totally play just like a straight fucking up good ass old formula
Just like a oh dude, I would totally fucking play that right now
God damn
It'd be so good I
Would I would I
No, no, no, nothing like BOTW, nothing like DOTK, like in Ocarina of Time.
I still know semi open world is still the best.
Even even you might need to close it down a little more.
Open world is good, but you got to pop the fuck off because open world just means
flatten the fucking.
You keep flying the dough further.
You keep flying it to stretch it out.
So you're going to have to put filler bullshit into it.
Sometimes it doesn't need to be a goddamn open world.
Like Elden Ring?
I mean Elden Ring had a lot of...
Elden Ring was open world in quotes.
What is this game?
At the end of the day it is.
I mean they all are.
They all have weird ways to end their worlds.
No bloody way. One more drive. Just one more. It can't end like this.
You're the only one desperate character in the line.
Ay-ya-ya. Easy peasy. Easy seeking.
Today's menu.
Mud crab with a mash potato.
that's what's kind of cool
It looks cool, it kind of hurts to look at.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
It just reminded me of, uh, what is this, last minute works, this is their first game.
I don't know why it reminds me of like a shittier replaced in a way this fucking game comes
out next month this game looks insane this game actually god damn even when they did
the behind the scenes with the devs you could tell these motherfuckers know what the hell
they're doing. I think like what they have like people who work on movies for this game too
and you can see. I forgot this game comes down next month.
This fucking game dude. This is gonna be easy playthrough.
Easy clap.
one is the overwatch event I don't mind stalling
And five minutes
I
AI music
Thanks, oh
I
Yeah, that's getting me sick
Yeah, this is going to be awesome.
Try the Morbid Metal demo.
I will.
I might watch this Overwatch event.
Watch the RE9 live action short film.
I don't know. I'm very excited for Resident Evil, but not enough to watch the live action.
Rainbow Gate. What is this cursed shit? Yeah, this game comes out next month. You know what?
Look at that reanimal on the 13th.
Oh my God, this is, this is,
I feel like this is the first fine line of the year.
There is Karen as well, okay?
Karen is up there.
This one I feel like is, to me, this one is,
this is gonna be it.
That was shake check there's no way any of you motherfuckers beat that shit. All right, dude
Check out late layer land the new Paul world on massive scale on earth
What is this guy talking about what does this guy talking about
March 18th oh yeah rainbow gate hold up Paul's world okay okay okay what are you
Who, who linked this shit?
Who linked this shit?
I don't know who linked that.
Find the mods.
Holy, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, into the unwell playtest.
Oh yeah, this game looks crazy brah!
Oh, there's a playtest for this.
Oh yeah, this game looks fucking weird.
This game did look odd.
Is the- did not wait, did not I play this?
Did not I play this?
Did I play the play test for this game?
I remember there was like a demo.
Or maybe I'm thinking of something else.
Did they actually pull it off?
I swear I played this.
Did they actually pull this game off?
I'll probably bounce around a bunch of different games today.
It's under NDA.
The closed beta was extended till Monday.
Sign up for the closed beta.
Is it actually under NDA?
Um, I don't see anything about not being able to recall a no, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Damn, this is the second game on Steam, that other game that was also NDA'd.
That game was actually really good too.
Hey yo, that's actually yo, there's a pattern.
There's a pattern, because this game looked, this game was actually wicked good.
If they keep cooking, this game was so good.
This one had an NDA and was very very good, the water was fucking beautiful.
And this one has one too, that's a sign.
Maybe this one is actually really good.
Hey, where is the Overwatch event?
Five fucking minutes?
Bro, I honestly really don't care actually, I don't even think about it.
Do I actually care?
What are they going to announce overwatch on the phone?
True.
Yeah.
IGN leaked it already?
I don't know if I care too much.
the event leaks I mean whatever
Wait, is this actually- oh wait a minute.
Skip everything and go to your CS2 games?
Who said that?
Who said that
Nah
Okay, I can't tell if you guys like CS or not.
I can't tell.
The sarcasm is too high, man, I- I don't know.
No!
That's okay. That's why I keep it on the tail end. That's why I keep it on the tail end,
alright? I might hit up some half sword and just grind the gold armor. I was thinking
just uh... fully completing the content in the game
this has to be an ad
it's not man
Yeah, it's an event, even the Xbox channel is live.
It seems like they might be doing some shit.
IGN leaked the show.
Yeah, how long is this gonna be?
The last night is like replaced.
Oh wow, this looks super similar to it.
Maybe I've wishlisted it.
Yeah, maybe it'll be like a 10 minute long event, unless they're doing like a whole
deep dive.
Bro watching you play CS is goaded.
You mad?
Rrrrreeee!
Gooo!
Come on!
Oh my god they're trying to revive that's this is a metaphor that's the game
I... I was thinking about...
I remember that little red bike that I packed you for.
And that kid that tried to take it from me.
I broke his nose.
I was so scared you'd be mad, but...
you were proud of me.
You said,
I never let anyone take what is yours.
But now you're gone.
And they've taken everything.
Now...
I have nothing.
Lily, you have gathered us all here for a reason.
I have more pressing matters to attend to get to the point
She's a threat I've been tracking her for years. She's gone from nothing to do this
She's building up to something and if we don't rain her in she's
Overwatch allure
I don't know who are we even fighting, who are we even fighting in other watch?
Burgged in the shadows, carved up my father's empire, cast me aside.
I want what I am owed.
Ode?
Child, you mistake your successes for succession.
It is time you learned difference.
Never let anyone... take what is yours.
Pathetic. It takes rare arrogance to challenge me.
My family gave everything to Talon.
And like a coward, you buried our legacy.
I'm here to take it back
Deserve nothing power is not passed down. It must be see
You disappoint me.
You disappoint me. So close to your vengeance.
And now, you hesitate. It makes you weak.
I want to remember this moment.
Talon may have stolen my past, but I am its future.
I shame you won't be around to enjoy what comes next
Damn wait, he's bad, bro
The heroes die in this universe no more mistakes
no more weakness. I will lead us out of the shadows to seize what should have always been
ours. And the world will kneel. A new Talon Empire begins now.
Vendetta is reclaiming what is rightfully herds.
Doomfist is defeated.
And 2026 is officially the reign of talent.
Welcome to the Overwatch Spotlight.
Spotlight.
MUSIC
Ten years ago, we introduced the world to Overwatch,
and it's fight for a better future.
But now, it's time for Overwatch's next big story,
and I couldn't be more excited to share it with you.
with you. On February 10th, we're kicking things off with a brand new season one. For
the first time ever, we're telling an annual story with a beginning, middle, and end. A
story that evolves across all six seasons of the year before a new season launches the
next chapter in 2027. This is going to be epic. Overwatch's fight against talent will
unfolds through in-game events, animated hero trailers,
short stories, and comics.
All of these will be instantly updated
in the narrative you're right inside the game.
It's a whole new way to experience the Overwatch universe.
And since it's our 10-year anniversary, we're going big.
Instead of just three,
we're releasing 10 new heroes over the course of the year.
and the first five are launching next week with season one.
Each new hero drives the story forward,
reshaping the world and testing the balance of power.
You'll see this impact everywhere.
Map updates, artwork changes, new voice lines.
Every year, we aim to bring major updates that improve
and expand what it means to play and experience Overwatch.
Moving forward, in addition to new gameplay and systems
changes, this will also include major story arcs driving
the Overwatch universe forward.
We're expanding the story, deepening the lore,
and bringing you something truly unforgettable.
And as Vendetta seizes global power
with her new command of Talon, what will become of Overwatch?
The stakes have never been higher.
The war has begun and five powerful heroes
are immediately joining the fight in season one.
And three of the five are of keen interest to Talon.
For the newest tank, we are thrilled to introduce you
to Domina.
While technically not a member of Talon,
Domina is the heiress and VP of Vishkar Industries
and has formed a fruitful partnership with Fendetta.
This mutually beneficial alliance
She sees Vishkar securing redevelopment rights for all areas tragically affected by Vendetta's new war.
Though she may lack the innate talent of some engineers, she won't let that stop her,
as she harnesses some of the most advanced technology that Vishkar has at its disposal,
augmenting her own abilities while still keeping her hands close to the sea.
Marvel rivals Debs watching.
From a young age, Domina worked hard to fulfill her family's expectations,
and it all paid off in the end.
Pressure makes a diamond after all, and Domina truly looks flawless, bringing style and grace to the battlefield.
Domina is able to walk his approach through the whole town.
Sigma.
With tools to keep enemies at bay, you control the battlefield from long range.
Her primary fire, Photon Magnum, is a charge of beam that ends in a burst shot, rewarding in precise tracking.
As the longest range beam in the game, it defines her lethal zone, draining help from anyone daring to approach.
Her barrier array sets her apart defensively its wrap shape not only mitigates damage
But also protects against flankers giving dominance to draw fucking overwatch man
Unlike traditional shields its segments can be destroyed individually forcing enemies to focus fire
The thing about overwatch is it's not that the game is bad
unleashing area damage while
It's just kinda like the main game mode is boring.
Striking enemies attracts them inside a barrier that blocks their damage and healing when the effect ends the barrier
Explosives
Even Marvel rivals. It's like a fun step
We're enlisting a former overwatch agent and Ray as one of our newest damage heroes
Mara rivals is good quality
But the main game mode is now boring
Not only due to his skills on the battlefield, but for his commitment to his fellow agents principal then open
he stood as a shining example of the ideals Overwatch should put itself to.
They're not bad games, they're just...
But after years went by, and as Overwatch began to grow looser with protocols and lose sight of its mission,
Emre left the organization behind.
Only recently was bounty hunter and ex-agent Freya put on his trail,
and what she found at the end was beyond what she ever could have expected.
This is not the friend she remembers.
His body has been heavily modified with cybernetics, and his mind seems at war with itself.
Sometimes she sees the old Emre, the skilled soldier and good friend she thought she'd lost long ago,
but other times he seemed soulless, like his body is being piloted, turned into an unfeeling killing machine.
Now aligned with Vendetta, he brings a classic soldier feel with enhanced mobility that makes him exceptionally deadly.
Emre brings a fast-paced, run-and-gun style to Overwatch.
His synthetic burst rifle fires three-round bursts at blistering speed,
Perfect for clipping airborne heroes like Farah or Ekko before they know what hit them.
Need precision?
Just go ahead and pull up a scope.
It slightly tightens the rifle's burst spread, but unlike most scope weapons, Emory actually
keeps his normal movement speed.
It's a slick way to win those right shots, and now clutch headshots without sacrificing
mobility.
When things get dicey, his cybernetics deploy the Siphon Blaster, a side-arm that packs
explosive damage, heals through life steal, and boosts both speed and jump.
You're not going to play this?
Whether you're escaping the data that keeps you going straggler, or leaping to high ground
infallibility.
I was mainly watching out of curiosity.
For extra punch, toss out M-Rays cyberfrags.
These versatile explosives chip away at health, bounce off walls, or make necktick to the
game for like a year and a half.
With the perfect setup tool or surprise burst in close fights.
And then there's his ultimate override protocol.
The program takes full control.
I didn't know they were doing sponsors for it, bro.
Honestly, bro, you're more worried about it than I am.
I'm just a viewer, bro.
It's not that late, buddy.
after years of misfortune and fighting under the severe expectations of his clan.
However, some in the clan still believe he isn't cut out for this life.
But through his own dedication and the influence of clan elders,
he has cemented himself as a vital player in the Hashimoto's ranks.
While a formidable asset for Talon's goals, keep a close eye on Mizuki.
His way to society has been in the turning of the coin.
I will say it's harder for Overwatch to come up with characters that it does Marvel rivals.
We'd hoped he would deal with them swiftly, but to be fair, he may be caught between moilties.
I'll give them that losing him to the yokai or worse. Yeah, I don't start with a blueprint
Mizuki is an aggressive support who plays closer to the action than some of the other heroes in the role
His core healing tool is remedy aura a field that surrounds him
The aura is similar to lucio's that means if he can charge this aura by healing allies with other abilities
Or even by doing that the fuck to keep pressure on enemies
Music he wields spirit glaive a bouncing projectile that dis is out steady damage
I hate my teammates
You choose the first target and the enchanted hat does the rest
That's why I can't I strike rain supreme
Also, you can go in
Fucking god damn it. You can clutch the one beat three from cut to shero
fucking game skill that when you're hugging listen where one fuck goes in and dies
you have to wait but also a clever way to outplay you're instantly fucked
enemies get too bold bindings yes it's like our shit okay it's a 2v5 we can still do this
browning everyone threats finally music is ultimate kakai sanctuary creates a
protected zone it's outer layer absorbs incoming projectiles while allies
inside receive healing whether countering enemy ultimates or flipping a fight in your favor
it's a powerful tool that cements musiki as a support who thrives on aggression and clutch plays
while talon's roster is impressive we would be remiss if we didn't brief you on who's joining
up with overwatch when season one launches a clear contrast to musiki's cool demeanor on ron heats
things up in the damage role the elder sister of the water wielding wuyong on ron is a star
student at Wuxing University. She's confident, hard-working, and holds others to the same
high standards she holds herself to. Now, she joins Overwatch alongside her brother,
who helps save the world, and keep him out of trouble at the same time. Like Wu Yong,
she fights with Wuxing's elemental technology, wielding twin fans that allow her to control fire,
she reminds her foes to steer clear or get burned.
Anran is an assassin-style DPS who thrives on mobility and flanking.
Her Juche fans fire two blazing projectiles, stacking her ignition passive to set enemies on fire.
Burning foes take damage over time and become more vulnerable, setting up her piercing secondary attack.
When she uses Fan the Flames against ignited targets, the damage doubles, making eliminations swift and deadly.
The fire effect looks nice.
To get her so close, she commands the elements to move around the battlefield.
With Inferno Rush, Onron dashes forward, damaging and knocking back enemies while gaining vertical
mobility to reach high ground or cross gaps.
Two charges let her reposition quickly or dive straight into the backline.
Her training really pays off with dancing plays, phasing her to nearby enemies for damage
or as a time dodge against big abilities, even ultimates.
The invulnerability window extends with each enemy hit.
You know, the thing is, man, overwatch, bro!
And then there is her ultimate, or ultimate,
a live, on-run unleashes from no distance.
Fuck that overwatch, dude.
Soaring upward before crashing down to ignite enemies.
But if she dies first, her million revival triggers
a fiery explosion, resurrecting her mid-faster.
It's focused second chance in a sneaky way
to combat Phoenix.
Really excited to see on Ron joined overwatch's roster so excited in fact that she'll actually be available early for a hero
I can't imagine ever going back February 5th until season one launches on the 10th
But I think there's still one more hero to talk about Miranda
ah
the cat in a world with guerrilla scientist and hamster engineers a
Cat makes almost too much sense
Not much is known about this new arrival to the team.
She appeared in Gibraltar as a stray,
and if there's more to her story,
she certainly isn't sharing it.
But whatever her origin, Overwatch's very own Brigitte
was eager to adopt a new feline friend.
Jetpack had us proven to be a surprising help
in the fight against Talon.
Her lightning fast reflexes under uncanny balance.
Allow her to provide support
in even the hairiest firefights.
She'll put all nine lives on the line to keep her team safe.
We really wanted to introduce
What's the gameplay like into Overwatch?
Obviously, this cat has a jetpack that actually stays on the entire time.
She's flying in the air.
But when you're up in the air, you will be able to transport allies with Lifeline.
While in this mode, allies under below her will be able to attach to Jetpack Cat's tether,
and she can move them around the map.
Lifeline opens up worlds of strategies.
It can be used for something as simple as a taxi from spawn,
or to fly an ulting Cassidy above the point.
And because we all know cats love knocking things off ledges, Jetpack Cat's ultimate has her pouncing on enemies.
Closest knockdown enemy is picked up by Jetpack Cat's tether, and then either flown off a ledge, dragged into the enemy team, or just taken for a joyride.
Dude.
You don't want to give too much away until you can play here for yourself.
But really, we are so excited for what Jetpack Cat walks, and can't wait to see the plays you come up with.
Beyond these first five heroes will also be released a new hero every season each one
Expanding how you can play alongside the ever-evolving story. You will be able to get your hands on
Oh, what if he's insane and Murray Mizuki and jetpack cat when season one launches on February 10th
I like how he does have a name. It's just jetpack cat
Hey everyone jet back watch point your Walter where the rest of team is supposed to be
So, anyway, it's not just about who's fighting, it's about how they fight.
When Season 1 launches, there will no longer just be tanks, damage, and supports.
Each role will have new sub-rolls, all of which will have unique new passives tailored
directly to the skill set and combat style they bring to Overwatch.
Damage heroes will now be spread amongst Recon, Flanker, Specialist, and Sharpsheeter sub-rolls.
there will be survivor, medic, and tactician supports. Wait, isn't this changing the whole game?
Maybe a bruiser instead that charges in the battle. Were you more of an initiator attacking
the battle? Because sub-rolls may change how you approach them. Have they ever done this before?
We're adjusting some perks as well. Over the last year, perks have had a huge impact. I haven't
been following this game. I only remember Overwatch and World. We're continuing to explore not only
how to tweak them for better balance, but also for the most fun way to play Overwatch.
Beyond perks later this year we're looking at reworking some of the classic heroes
We'll have more details on the heroes and new abilities ahead of season three to usher in the reign of Talon
We need your help in season one
We're introducing a new meta event where you can fight for a side and get rewarded for it
Each week you'll pick your allegiance to overwatch your Talon accepting and completing missions tied directly to the lore
Rewards will then be given out at the end of each week to the faction with more success
Ah, so you'll have five weeks to try and win on both teams
Feel like you chose the wrong faction. No worries
You can go the double agent route change things up mid phase and not have to worry about sitting in Gibraltar alone
Dude Marvel rivals is great. I
Have no idea what overwatch is probably the best shooter. We have some other amazing updates coming in the next first person
Marvel Rivals is the best third person who overwatches the best first person.
Who else?
Doesn't mean I want to play him.
That doesn't mean it's not fact.
Like her hard light wall required all new engineering tech allowing her designers to create visually striking skills
And keep a close eye on in-raise weapons materializing in real time as you switch between abilities
Bro, deadlock is different.
We're making in five new heroes all at once
We want to make sure they're still the best we're visually clear regardless of your skill level from concept every category
I am so proud of everyone on the team
And we cannot wait for you all to experience this amazing work once season one launches
But beyond new heroes this year brings us stunning new skins for talent overwatch and everything in between
We've always there's no competition past themes and for season one
We're making the story come alive through the faction skins you can earn the team has some truly beautiful things coming for you
All perfect for a rainy day
Or to celebrate Valentine's
Loop boxes are being refreshed all regular shop skins from the last six seasons. I think what's the problem with the overwatches?
They did a good job things like collabs the only reason I'd want to play this game is competitive
Now I might be the game is only fun and competitive
It's so refreshing to use a skin about kicking ass while also looking cute as an I don't know how to have fun and overwatch in any other way
You could but I like my description better
Not only that, we're introducing a new Overwatch Esports loot box, celebrating the history of
our competitive scene.
That's just the game though.
That's just the game.
Two mythic hero skins coming your way.
Season one kicks off with an all new Mercy celestial guardian.
This idea came up and the team was like, dude, we gotta make this.
Alongside it, we have Juno's gravity defying star shooter blaster.
And mid-season may we'll let you hop online for our first mythic hero skin.
For the next few seasons, new mythic hero skins will be released for Soldier 76, Ellari,
and Malaga to name a few, while mythic weapons skins for Genji, Hanzo, and Sojourn are on
the way.
Some of the most fun skins we get to make each season are for collabs.
And there's some absurdly fun ones coming this year.
The first one fills us with nostalgia and the most gupah-ey of ways.
When playing Overwatch, we could always use a friend or two to watch our backs.
So who better to help kick off this new year than some super cute friends of ours?
I
Hello kitty
Of course
I feel like at this point these games have been out for so long they just collab with
anything they're gonna do like the most fucking oh my god this is shit to like there's just
there's been so many updates and skins they're just gonna eventually they're gonna come out
with some shit like this they could have fucking collabed with doom and you
would have been fogging but they probably did that like five years ago team and
done an amazing job with this collab you'll see unique textures that bring
the spirit of our Sanrio friends to life in ways we've never tried before the
collaboration goes live when season one launches on February 10th we already had
I'm not gonna tell you anything.
You felt that the general look and vibes of our menu screens were due for a bit of a refresh.
Well, that's a bit of an understatement. It's a massive overhaul.
We're revamping the entire lobby, play cards, global navigation, hero galleries, social panel, you name it.
It's not just a refresh. It's a full transformation.
We want your experience navigating in-game between matches to be streamlined, making it easier and quicker to get wherever you want to go.
This includes fixing long-standing complaints.
Imagine a future where you can back out of screens
without frustration, and finding matches feels smoother
than ever before.
We're also adding a new notification hub
to consolidate all of your updates and messages,
a brand new way to communicate critical updates
that may directly impact you,
such as live game issues, reporting updates,
and face-it tournament invites.
We're also revamping the visual look of Stadium,
specifically making items easier to find
and understand. This is a cleaner, prettier, and a more intuitive experience. It's definitely
yes. This being the first season of 2026, you know what that means, the start of the new
competitive year. With five new heroes joining up and Talon taking the world by storm, it's only
fitting that we do a competitive reset. The new competitive year is kicking off with the only
color fitting the reign of Talon, the new Crimson Wolf competitive weapon. For those of you that
that achieve diamond or higher,
you'll be rewarded with a new competitive skin
for Talon's leader.
Oh, oh, whoa!
And they say chivalry is big, big, big.
Well, former leader, Doomfist.
Updated competitive titles are here.
Title rarity is being applied to the entire system,
and for those of you that reach Challenger Tier,
we'll add dynamic title showing your individual finish.
We're also bringing in challenger tier icons,
awarded every rank reset.
Titles earned in season 20 will be rewarded
when season one launches.
Being a multiplayer game,
we're focused on making Overwatch even more social.
In a future season,
one of the most requested features is making a comeback.
Players have a lot of nostalgia
for the end of match voting cards,
and we can always use a bit more positivity
to celebrate each other.
So as you can see, these aren't cards anymore.
Postmatch Accolades will now show your full 3D hero model.
There will be even easier access to endorsements.
Herorical endorsements will let you highlight
the clutch plays and great teamwork moments.
We're also introducing new cards,
but highlight standout moments,
think match altering saves,
stretch of gameplay and one. Anyone here play overwatched,
this seems like a massive change compared to
when the game first launched.
This will be a cornerstone of our systems update.
Am I wrong?
It's the new praise feature.
You'll be able to add it directly to your console.
This plays unique VO lines for your hero offering praise and positivity perfect for when someone gets a team kill or maybe just when you're Genji ults and spawned by accident.
Over the west of the year.
They're laughing about it, but like this was ranked people would be very bad.
Now we can't have the reign of town without our queen herself joining the lineup.
Vendetta, the Colossia's greatest champion is coming in season one.
For the more competitive of you, we are bringing you the all-new all-star
Gladiator skin for gameplay. Let's be honest stadium can feel intimidating compared to core overwatch
So we are introducing the hero builder smart recommendations that guide you through creating your ultimate hero fantasy
We want to remove some of the complexity for players new to stadium as well as for seasoned players that are hesitant to try out a new hero
Oh, yeah, didn't they try doing a deadlock type mode for overwatch around the world and all
showcasing the most popular ones that your fellow players are enjoying.
Complexity in the shop has been one of the biggest pain points for newer stadium players.
Oh, that's what stadium is? Oh.
We want Overwatch to be fun and informative.
Every time you play.
need more masculinity I don't think so brown I don't think that's what I don't
I don't think that's what it is.
Overwars, battle stations.
We are under attack.
This is the beginning of a new year,
a new chapter, a new era for Overwatch.
We've never done anything like this before.
From dropping five new heroes in one season,
to launching the first in our series of year-long story arcs.
Overwatch is a living universe that keeps growing,
keeps surprising, and keeps bringing players together
from around the world.
This team is focused on continually delivering
these great experiences for years to come.
And with that, we realize Overwatch is a game
that transcends any single number.
So, moving forward, we're dropping the two
and continuing simply as overlords.
The thing that hit me so hard when I joined
is how much Team 4 cares about these heroes,
this gang, and this community.
It has been inspiring to be a small part of this,
and I'm so excited to be here now with these incredible devs
and all of you from around the world.
What a bag!
What this team is doing to kick off the next 10 years,
and really the future of this game has blown me away.
We have so much else coming.
We couldn't cover it all here.
And here's just a few of those things.
For Nintendo players, we're releasing the first few games.
Oh my gosh, should I go back to the Overwatch category?
For season two launches.
For fans of eSports, there is a massive...
There is none.
The OHS is kicking off this week with a bootcamp in Seoul
before the full season launch in March concluding...
Wait, this game still has a pro scene?
...with the World Finals in China.
But OWCS isn't the only thing...
OWCS?
...with the return of Vlizkhan in September comes another Overwatch World Cup.
This tournament is a celebration of the global passion
and sense of true community that you all bring to Overwatch.
And for the technical fans out there, we're improving the tools behind the game
and you're going to start seeing even greater details on your favorite heroes from customize eye
highlights to a new ambient lighting system and improved cloth and hair physics or should we say
first physics i will say man the cat is a funny a first person cat is kind of funny experience
in celebrating heroes in universe that all of us love so let's kind of go to look out for more
updates in the coming months. We are thrilled for you all to experience the
reign of Talon and play both sides when season one launches on February 10th.
And of course jump into the Enron Hero Trial starting tomorrow. Thank you for
being part of this journey and joining us for the 2026 Overwatch spotlight.
Let's make a great game.
Yeah. Fucking Overwatch, man. I know I keep saying it, but that's what it makes me feel
like. It was so good in its prime. It really was. You know, they did good shit. Dumbasses
will say it was a TF2 clone, but as someone who literally played the living shit out of
TF2 that lies stupidity. Those people are dumbass, tourist, fucks. Okay, TF2 is a phenomenal game.
Overwatch in its prime was a phenomenal game. It wasn't a light shit game. They actually tried
innovating and had the Blizzard talent when they made it. I mean, bro, they were the first game to
make it so every single hero had its own footstep noise. So just from the auditory sound of how
they were approaching you you could tell what hero was approaching you like they actually did cool
shit they actually tried making a really good game i i can't fault them for that it's not even hashtag
fucking ad there's a good bro chat what are you fucking saying it's true it had it had its great
moment. It really did. It has normalized, declined, asked. Obviously, you don't do it. Overwatch has
one of the most toxic communities. We've all been there. We all lived it. You get glimpses when
you see Marvel rivals, almost like it's the same fucking people. And then obviously, Marvel
Arrivals has a lot more casuals because no shit. It's fucking Marvel
So someone who just enjoys these type of games they had its moments, bro, like I don't know
You guys are acting like you didn't live through these
Yes, we all take away from the game
What we did and then time goes on and then you start getting fucking pissed up the game and
and then you realize your skill has peaked.
So then you start blaming the fucking game
and then blaming the devs
because it's easier than blaming your fucking shit self
that has peaked.
We've all been there, bro.
The difference between you and I is,
I understand these things
and you're still fucking emotionally,
the massively invested in this fucking game.
Okay?
That's the difference.
That's the fucking difference.
Overwatch was great for its time. It popped the fuck off. Everybody enjoyed this shit in their peak.
Now you look at it, and it was very integrated into Twitch as well. It was a unison.
The toxicity was there because they actually made a really good game. People wanted to peek at it.
They wanted, they had characters that every hero that people really liked, including myself,
But you're at the mercy of your team at the same time.
Or your character's full fucking potential, you know, it's a it's a it's a team game.
Super toxic.
But because it was so good in its prime.
TF two's e sports, whatever the fuck you want to call it.
Not TF two was so good because of its pub scene.
It was such a good 32, 20, I forgot the number, 32, 24 man servers.
You just fucking went in and pubbed.
Overwatch isn't a pub game.
You hit the matchmake button in 6v6.
TF2 was like when you just loaded into the server browser clicked and you were just like
lol.
It was amazing.
How many people it had a pro scene, but not really.
Like it was very niche at the end of the day.
It did not grow.
They still have 66.
I don't know what my point is, bro.
Oh yeah, my point is whatever.
All right, what I care about is if that,
if the leak is legit, if Starcraft 2 is actually getting an FPS, okay?
That's what I care about.
All right, Blizzard, come on, bro.
Tell me we're finally defibbing Starcraft,
and this BlizzCon, it's all gonna be about Starcraft.
All right, I've been holding for this.
Hopefully it's real.
Starcraft FPS bro, what else are they gonna do man? This is it. This is the year
And this is the year
Play some SC2 right now then
Starcraft FPS has been in the works for like 25 years now
I mean they canceled their survival game remember Blizzard had the survival game
That shit was canceled
Starcraft, I mean, what else are they going to end up making?
I mean, at the end of the day, it's like a huge company now owned by Microsoft.
So, what else? Are they just going to continue?
Everyone says these games are dead, but then you still have massive development on like D4, for example, LoL Diablo 4.
But like, they're still going to be making expansions for it, Overwatch. It's like they're sustaining.
They have some type of player base that sustains them to then continue on with content so you know lol d4 bad
People don't see it. I guess wow people are like lol fucking retail. Wow shittiest game ever
And they haven't played it for 10 minutes
It's actually like 10 years and then shittiest game ever yet they are still pumping out the expansions
Retail new expansions dropping.
So I don't know, man.
Is the Starcraft going to be the new IP?
Or is it just kind of constantly just hovering on?
Or not the new IP, but you know.
Is that the, if they're not introducing a new IP, they're going to go into Starcraft mode.
We shall see let's see
Well shit man overwatch brah
Overwatch brother I
Would play I would I would just because I would but I would have to play ranked and
And then how long are the Q times?
Like, truly, how many people actually play Overwatch ranked?
More than Counter Strike players in NA?
Like, if I load it up 6v6 fast, I feel like console carries Overwatch now.
PC players?
I feel like I feel like console easily carries the living shit out of overwatch
not in its peak shit that made me kind of want to play it but like at the same time
There's so many new characters and shit.
I don't know if I want to kill it.
I don't know if I want him.
I don't know if I want to push that cart.
I don't know if I want to push that shit.
Yeah.
I don't think she's out yet, or he's out yet.
On the 10th, the cat drops.
What the hell are we doing here?
What's the plan?
I don't even know who I'd play, bro.
I don't even know what would I go into.
How many now?
Overwatch?
Uh-uh.
I could go into Roadhog, but...
Docked Pre-Order Trailer.
Stadium is very fun. I wouldn't try Stadium. I would just play the classic game mode.
should we go in some morbid metal
shit I'm lost now man what do I play guys I don't know what to play oh yeah I
could start with some half sword and just grind out the armor let me see let
me let me log into my half sword character let me see where he's at he's
He's still alive.
Pagoli the third.
He is a lord, literally unkillable.
PUBG blind spot comes out tomorrow.
Is that the top down?
This game?
game. I'm not going to lie. I bet this game is going to end up printing money on con.
I think this has the chance of being one of those weird ass mobile fucking hits. I don't
know. I don't know where it looks potato, but like randomly on mobile. It's so good
are not good, but like has a massive audience.
I don't know, man.
I'll try this on Friday, just out of curiosity.
5-E-5 top-down tactical shooter, and it's kind of like Rainbow Six.
I
Bro pubg no budget was so bad
It does look kind of potato it does it doesn't look super cooked
Nah, nah
Like this looks like it would totally...
Mmm.
Rainbow Six top down.
This totally looks like it could hit on mobile.
It's either gonna have insane popularity on mobile or just die.
Why should I try it overwatch?
I don't even know who I would play.
February 10th of everything is next week. I'll see what I'm doing when the time comes.
Right now then I'll give a shit. Overwatch, I don't know what, Overwatch is just not fun
to play casually it has that is ingrained into me like there always needs to be a number
going up and down like I can't just load up and just haha let's just get a shot I don't
I don't know what the fuck it is, man.
Same thing with CS.
I beat Helmart.
I don't know what it is.
Ah, let me see. If I actually progress here, I can get all gold armor.
I don't have to wait for the dev to update.
I'm literally unkillable. You can't kill me, bro.
He has to patch my shit.
Yeah, I'm literally unkillable, bro.
Play the Abyss guy?
My guy is now waiting for more content.
That was your moment boys. That was your moment. That was your moment. You failed. You failed brother.
Oh my god, you actually got me.
What rank are you at?
I'm at the highest rank.
Now you kind of just progress here to apparently farm
and get golden armor.
I don't know if it's true.
I'm gonna find out, because I already have the breastplate.
Oh my god
There it is blood there first blood
Second blood that was like a wooden batch to the nose
That's triple blood that's triple blood
Good.
Good, come on man.
Alright, he's not, he's not dropping.
Oh shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. Relax, relax, relax. Thank you.
I would destroy you if this was online sure man I lighted myself to bruh it's okay
You got a feed on the ground!
You dropped your shit man.
I'm gonna break your arm.
Yup, yup.
Right there dude.
Right there.
He felt that.
I know, I know, I know. Staggered.
Where's the fucking gold knight? I'm ready. I swear this bar is not moving.
I swear it's stuck between the R and the O.
I swear it is.
Is it actually stuck?
Yeah, but there's no fucking...
...fights of my rank.
It is.
I even sleep and there's no that there's never a high-ranked missions
This is the only game right now where I want to play more of but I'm there's a cut there's not enough content. I'm sad
Okay
I've beaten of this mode
Abyss mode was the first demo.
He may have tweaked it a little bit, but no.
There it is, there it is.
How are you still up? How are you still up friend?
There you go, there you go. There you go.
KCV2 is calling it's a year old today. Oh my god. Oh there it is. Oh my god. Andy triggered that.
Oh, you're stuck.
Oh, you don't know how to wheel bat, huh?
Yep, yep.
Oh
Damn it, bro damn it
Unkillable I didn't die. I just lost around dude. I just lost around that doesn't mean and I'm still alive my guy's still in here
You got to be a this
All right, but oh yeah, it is moving here we go
go.
Retribution delivered.
Delivered.
Show me the golden knight.
Delivered.
How much was that?
Okay, the bar moves so slow, but we're getting there.
get in there. It's just taking a bit of time. Hopefully, I don't get the breastplate again.
You guys were sent to your death. Who sent you? Did you know who you were fighting?
You don't need that anymore. Don't remember me with this.
Come here, come here, come here, oh my god!
What the hell?
Dude, I grabbed my weapon and it's had it the same time.
Holy shit.
Okay.
Wow.
No way it just disappeared.
Hey!
if you don't get a weapon if I don't get one you don't get one are you kidding
me dude are you fucking kidding wait didn't I I think I insured it
I have to make a new one. Yikes. Well, then we'll make it stronger than it ever was.
The strongest, better than the last.
With more power.
Yes!
Let's go, uh, Birch.
Gold.
Gilded. Gilded.
Okay, hold on. This is where it gets so expensive.
Right there. Right there.
We'll take it.
Right? There it is.
The weapon of the gods
Send her
All right, who's gonna feel the wrath
I don't know what the hell I'm doing. I don't know if that was double
Are you kidding? I'm actually holding ball. Dude. You're joking. What?
No way
Me when I try to ski
What a bitch.
What a man.
Disarmed bitch, disarmed.
You cannot! You cannot!
You will not!
Hedgeborn!
Perfume!
You will not!
My damn hand!
I can't switch hands. I'm so bugged right now. It's actually insane
He's not dropping the fucking weapon
Oh, this isn't good.
This isn't good.
I have another strat, this might work.
Oh
This golden armor is opus shit
And the guy got it from a hole
I want I want
I done it
As I was, don't want to lose this, alright.
Here's heeey!
How do I, how do you clip this?
Oh, true.
Okay, can we, uh, where is the correct one?
There it is?
I think it's this one.
Why does it keep showing multiple?
Okay, I think we're good now, right?
We're good.
And now...
I think I only have this one on now let's find out
Yeah, I'll ensure after I won't lose it. It's okay. Oh, yeah, we're good. We're good. All right, we're testing it out friend
You're lucky number one
full swing and oh
Shit
Oh my god. Shattered the bone.
The weight you think I'm gonna you think I'm gonna swinging it swinging your head
below do you know I can't even handle the weight so instead of expecting a head
hit it weighs down and just fucking cut your foot up I know so most targets
defend too high up and then they topple
well there's the axe side or you can do double double bash I actually think the
Axe might not be that good against armor because that took a couple of bashes.
Yeah, that took a couple of bashes there.
It'd be cool if you could turn your weapon around so you're facing the bash side.
oh shit oh dude but I guess this gilded metal slices because he just he's
bleeding
Let me talk to you come over here
Come over here.
Ahhhh!
I don't know why I did that.
Make an insane sword.
If I get the gold full gold set,
I'll make an insane sword.
I need a grind though.
Alright, this is the full pass, because there's a lot of tag team fights.
Okay, okay.
It's all about the one-handed swing to the heavy two-hand.
And then back to long range.
Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok.
I worked, I worked.
Hey, oh shit, he's the one
Is that me or did they make it?
He made it?
I feel like the dismemberment's not as prominent, maybe because of the weapons I've been wielding,
but I haven't seen a lot of dismemberment.
I'm using even this sharp axe isn't really cutting.
It caused game crashes.
That was such a big part of it.
Where'd he get game crashes?
What the hell is this?
Oh, oh god.
Turn it up. I have my whole game maxed out my games max dude. All right, I'm almost at the night
Max it's mar
Oh, there it is. Okay. I'm like, how soon as I say it that it happens.
Oh.
Oh, shit, we've made it okay, hopefully
Hopefully now I get armor
Or is there one more?
I made it to the end.
Bitch ass!
Come ass!
Keep an ass!
There it is.
Alright, where's the battle? Where the fuck is the king battle?
You got the rest again?
How am I cheesing, bro? This is my own build.
oh
ah
ah you're not gonna mess me here you fuck
ok
give me the fucking
give me your
shit
the ground ain't the weapon again stay back stay back you motherfuckers
Stay back.
You like that guy? You're smart.
You yielded it.
Stay back, you fucks.
I'll throw this shit at you.
No!
Get up!
I
I'm not done you motherfucker come down here, come down here!
Stay down here you bitches!
No order!
You've turned on your own!
Yeah, my fucking helmet looks like one of those Carraro Shake candy-rabbers.
Whatever the fuck those candies are talking about.
Yeah, those things are a good map.
All right, are we good here, boys?
Are we good?
All right, all right, yes.
Thank you.
Okay, I feel the honor.
I feel the honor.
I'm going to stand up now.
Okay?
Thank you.
Let me just get up here.
Okay, thank you.
Let me just get up here.
At least I know this armor is very good.
This is like how you beta test.
Hmm
Bro, am I in the abyss didn't think so dude didn't think so
Literally at the Lord tourney dude
That was a test to see if I was gonna wear this armor for the main event
Friend this is an ending
Where is the good night
I'm going for that arm dude, I'm going for that arm!
Oh, just kidding, your fucking leg bitch!
Hang your head!
Oh, whoops.
Oh, my, that was enough?
Tell me you guys practiced for this event.
Tell me you did.
You must balance your skill with your armor.
Oh, shit.
No.
Okay.
Da-ha-ha-ha-da.
Da-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-da.
Now, respawn, but the respawn dead popped off.
Look at this shit, we're back.
back same round very nice very nice
oh my god dude the hill oh shit actually no wonder it's so expensive oh
Oh, shit!
Okay!
Whoa!
Oh, my God!
Devastat!
Ah, you motherfucker!
I thought it was gonna be a dead man, but it's a dead man.
One of you is getting stabbed first.
I thought it was gonna be it was gonna be it
There you guys go perfect
There you go, bro
Yeah, next foot, next foot.
Oh, shit!
No, the weapon disappeared!
Yeah, that's such a shit bug.
What the hell, man?
That's so bad.
I have to give up, I have to.
I should have insured the weapon dude.
Unless I still have it.
You know what, this one was better anyways.
I think I still have it.
I am unkillable.
Amash!
I sometimes miss my oblivion character oblivion's oblivion had one of the best characters
The lighting on the character was crazy.
That was so good.
The remastered.
All right, that was messed up.
Ow!
No!
Are you done? You picked your piece of shit.
Are you done?
I guess.
No!
All right, the root piece of shit.
It's a terrorist.
It instantly kills them.
Ah!
now your body chill, now your body chill, now i'm to chill, now i'm to chill bro, now
Let them relax.
Relax with them.
Relax with them, dude.
I can't swing this thing anymore.
Why would I give up here?
Are you kidding me?
Y'all.
What the hell is this?
Am I exhausted?
I don't think so.
All right man, hilarious. Good try. My turn now. My turn to knock you out. My turn to
try. You've been trying dude. All right I got my weapon. All right now I'm gonna try
I'm on you. Okay, it's only fair. Ready?
Are you dead?
Yes.
My king.
Okay, everybody, everybody have the same strength to bring the longest stick.
I see we all have the same idea for this party.
Oh shit Matt!
Why is this weapon so much harder to... oh no.
Oh no. Oh no.
Oh
Wow. It's the weapon, man. I was cruising through this shit. You know what it is, bro?
It's the weapon, man. It can't be me. It can't be me. It's the weapon.
Is this the same one I was using? I swear this one's different.
My O.G. weapon.
Oh, here we go, here we go.
I'm just gonna get used to the range.
My arm was busted the whole time.
Oh
My man
There we go, there we go
Look at how fast we got to four.
Wow, he survived that?
There we go.
I'm just taking every third to be everywhere relax relax oh shit
No. It's not that bad.
comedy souls that's not that bad that's not that bad 13s easy
All right, all right, and they even bite through that armor. I don't think so
Yo, he fucking patched this shit, man. Now he's down slippery as hell.
I keep stumbling. I'm so stumbly compared to the last time I played.
You can't even pick up the weapon correctly.
There's never any upgrades in this place.
If you keep dropping their weapons...
I
Oh my god!
Oh no, you might die!
Yeah!
Relax, relax, relax!
Relax, relax, relax.
No!
Get off me!
Oh
I thought that was a good idea.
Holy shit.
I thought that was the end of the character.
Almost got deleted.
Yeah, I lose the character if I die.
Yeah, this weapon is a bad zombie killer.
Oh
Oh my god, he bit my arm
Did this guy with these zombies it looked like there'd be scary pirates like undead pirates
Mazel with pirate ship
Perfecting the loop
way to move. Yeah, the, honestly, the zombie movement is actually so good in the game.
There should be a level with a swaying boat. You're fighting on the swaying boat. Oh
oh my god
aww shet buddy
I don't know why I cannot swing.
There we go.
The music is the best thing about this game.
There's many best things about this game.
There's got to be like one left.
One more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more,
one more one more one more man how many are there 13
come on buddy
Try to cut his neck.
You can't always take the helmet off.
Are we done? No.
Oh wait, we are.
Hey!
All right as we were as we were as we were
Get me to the Golden Knight.
Get me there.
Where is he?
Oh my god.
Oh my god dude!
No!
Not again!
Come on!
Ugh!
God damn it!
Ugh!
Thank you, thank you.
Honourable, honourable.
Honourable right there.
Honourable right there. Honourable little...
Oh fuck!
That's over, man.
the
Oh
come on man! I hit the sandy! I rose from the abyss!
What are you doing with that?
Oh, no!
Now, sir!
Damn yes!
Oh!
No!
Move it! Move it!
Is that your best?
Another one. Another one.
There he is! There's that fucker! There he is! I was waiting. That golden knight. Give
me thy helm! Oh shit! No! I'll be back, I'll be back! Hold on, I'll be back! Alright,
I don't want that. I don't want this. I do not want these.
Give me these. Give me that.
Stop from around me with that shit.
Oh, I got a bleeding.
Then there were one, then there were two.
You do not scare me, God night.
Give me thy helm.
I demand thy helm.
Come on, man!
Come here, sword.
Let me shoot your sword.
Help, man! What the fuck?
I hear the... I hear...
What the hell, man?
I hear the rocket flying.
Last time he dropped his sword, I wanted.
I won't take 15 minutes trying to take the armor off, but I will try it in 15 minutes to take him that sword off, because I've wielded it before.
Where's his bull lags he has to use it right but what if I can like break it off
This guy's armor is just so strong as far as you're chopping up
Yeah, this armor is not
Come on, man, I need that sword.
Just unsheathe the sword.
Yeah, man, tell me where the weak spot is.
We put you on the table!
Groceries!
Alright, he's not going to give the sword, he's not going to give the sword.
Where's this other weapon?
I'll take this.
Alright, what did I get?
Another one.
What, did he drop the armor? Let's see.
I do not see it.
Ohhhh...
Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!
Yo! Double set!
Ok, ok!
Just gotta keep grinding, I guess, huh?
I'm trying to go for full gold two more times, and then I have full set.
And now I have 100% of the demo? I mean the early axel.
Oh, shit, he passed out.
That is what all of this.
Can and Potter until I get back to the gold knight.
I
Oh my god, the go- oh my god, oh my god, ow. Ow. Ow. That actually hurt. That actually
hurt. You piece of shit. You piece of shit. Ow! Ow!
I ain't fucking kidding!
Dude, the whole bridge collapses?
Come on, man!
Yo, what the fuck?
Come on, man!
Shit!
Huh?
Oh yeah, you can't have an armor on that makes sense.
I like how it's so cheap to pay to not fight in the abyss.
It's fast, it's cheaper to pay than to fucking fight the zombies.
What up boys?
What's happening here?
What's the plan?
Ah.
What's the plan, Anna, brother?
Who's first, brother?
You miss?
Who's first, brother?
Oh.
We're all feeling the beat.
Oh, my God!
Oh.
I'm going to get you.
Crap, the big sword for peasants.
Where's your boy at?
Where's your boy?
Give it up!
I'm taking both of them!
Give it up!
I got your ball by the nose
and the other one's gonna bleed out here!
Alright!
All right, everybody relax.
Everybody's bleeding out.
You really want this?
Now he's bleeding out.
You sure about this?
Now you're running into my weapon.
Ah!
You're running into my weapon.
Ah!
Oh!
Ah!
Damn it!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, come on, I can save you!
Oh, it's armor. Feels bad.
Weapon.
A sword.
The finest sword in all of the land.
A sword is spoken of it.
A sword unlike any other.
Girded with a walnut tint.
A sword like no other.
Crafted by a blacksmith.
That is born once.
in many generations.
One side.
One that will slay a king.
There it is right there. Holy shit.
Wait, what's the Messer?
Oh shit the Messer actually is clean. Nah, the Messer is clean. It can't be, it's not as...
It's a smaller sword though.
Yeah, actually, I don't mind.
Oversized steak knife?
night there it is let me just take a piss real quick hold on boys 2400 to
fucking ensure this excuse me I did pay 5k hold on what's up
All right, bro, this better be insane.
I don't think this weapon's gonna be good against the Knights.
It's gonna be a dumbass fest.
The blunt weapon is so powerful.
if
Honestly, it's a good weapon, but not from what I'm doing.
The blunt weapons are too strong, where you're literally just shooting yourself in the foot
using that other trash.
Yeah, this shed is just too strong.
Yeah, for the peasant doles, yeet.
I probably could have brought it.
Oh no, they have armor.
I'm going to sit here for a second, I'm going to just, I'm going to ponder a little bit.
Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready.
I thought about it, I thought about everything, I thought about everything.
I'm gonna get up now.
Okay, yep.
I'm gonna get up now. I'm gonna get up.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god.
Maybe this golden armor is just so heavy.
I
Browse lice
That's only four. First person only challenge? Fuck no. First person's tough. Look at that.
He's still alive.
Oh my god, and every heel.
You're fucking juggling.
That's my bad leg, you bitch.
Oh!
You bitch.
That's my bad neck.
You bitch.
Okay.
Am I even killing?
Oh.
Why am I even killing?
I'm back, healed.
I'm back. Healed. Healed and stronger than before.
Oh
You're still alive!
You're still alive here!
Maybe we missed one guy.
Yeah, this weapon's effective here.
Look at this guy.
Hmm, blue shirt?
Maybe it's this guy.
Oh, it was that guy.
The yellowish
I got it's quicksad
Oh my god, you're going to quicksand while having all those armor on?
You're done.
Not the feathers, I love those!
What the hell are you doing?
What?
Did this AI get stronger all of a sudden?
Was there a quick update?
Because these guys are now knocking me down.
Yeah, this was different before.
I don't know what to do with it.
This is a different weapon.
This has an axe tip instead of a blunt.
So it's like shitty here.
Yeah, I gotta switch the weapon.
Let's go to the slums with the slums.
the slums with this slums with my king sword
That worked.
Boris, Riot?
Yeah, they can't even hurt you. Yeah, there's no way. That's like free XP.
I
Were almost there
Yeah, like the blunt hit on the armor is just too strong.
Right, yeah, that's what you need.
Which means even against flesh, blunt is still the best.
There needs to be a bigger downside.
You can equip a sword sidearm, but then it messes up your center of mass.
So sometimes you can like, your sheathed weapon can kill you.
I
Oh, shit.
Oh
Crazy
I
My god
What the hell was that?
Oh, we're almost at the uh, dill yard.
We're almost there, we're almost there. Two rounds of this.
There we go.
Some more of those.
Oh my god, less than that!
Oh!
Wow
How many souls
Should I missed it six god damn it and my weapon disappeared
The axe was always good at slicing
I think he's dead here.
Oh.
Oh, I got his leg.
Are you gonna play a yap-yap?
I don't really care about it.
It looks funny, but it just looks like friend slop with a microphone.
Like...
Yeah.
I don't look bad with that, you know.
I
Oh
Because no friends equals friend-slop.
Okay, buddy, why are you asking me to play it then?
Go play with your own friends.
Wait a minute!
Lock your button!
That's not funny!
What's your matter?
one alley riot and we're back
What the hell?
Dude, that blood just kicked my ass.
I'm ready for the tournament.
Yo, he definitely patched the AI, because last time it was not like this.
He definitely made them patch them, and they're way stronger now.
They can like hone in on your limb or your weak spot.
Ow!
I might get the helmet next here.
There it is, right in the ribcage.
Right in the ribcage.
There it is, shattered two ribs.
Oh, there's your third one. Stay down, man.
Oh, shattered it even more. Okay.
Oh my god the weapon fucking bugged it in the ground
And
Right there
All right, starting to hurt.
Wait, where was the tournament?
Did it rank me down?
Bro, these headshots are insane!
What the fuck?!
Dude.
Yeah, he definitely patched it.
Dude, this got fucking updated.
From the weight of the weapon field to the AI that has a better aimbot.
Well, I literally beat the game initially with this weapon.
No, you didn't. Yes, I did.
of
death
of
death
of
death
Ah!
Ah, shit!
I
You're slicing brain I slicing shit
Damn dude.
They're still in it.
Alright, let's see here.
Really?
Oh
I don't know what you stabbed me, but okay, that is not good.
Good, I can't hit this guy.
Alright, there we go.
We get it?
Alright, I think we're good.
No!
Oh!
I'm gonna fall!
Ow!
No! I'm gonna fall!
No, Malik.
No.
No, Malik.
No!
Come on!
No!
No way!
Oh.
I get it.
Come on, man.
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go.
Fire Catana!
I just killed Baron with a polearm.
Nice man, I do it three more times like I've done it.
Unless you killed him and ripped off his armor, is that what you mean?
I'll be right back.
Come on, buddy.
There we go.
This is my crafted weapon.
The sword I built is not built for these battles, it's bad.
What?!
I
Which one do you want me to use which one
I don't know what to do with this shit.
Okay, okay, okay!
I
What the hell, my shit?
What?
What's that?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
I
Whoa, I just unlocked a new shred.
Okay, never mind.
Okay, nevermind.
There it is.
I
come on man
Oh
He's really good at hitting me
Come on!
Three eyes!
Come on!
Oh
Yeah, man
You've been dusted you're cool
I
See what's your plan now boy
There it is, boys.
Oh, this is the shittiest weapon. There's no way.
It's gonna be good now, but later now.
I
OP in the first beta. It still has its uses.
Little disarming mechanism.
Oh! Oh! If I pull!
Oh, careful! I'm gonna...
Oh, you're lucky.
Wait until I get your head locked into a pillar.
Okay, it's okay.
It's okay.
I'm here.
It's okay.
I
Ah, shit!
Ah, damn it!
No!
Oh my god, just get his neck!
I
Do so all right
I have like a hundred thirty you have to pay it off
Yeah, this weapon's not good.
I
I'm trying to cut this damn throat.
Oh
I can't. I can't.
That feels like when they try to kill me.
Oh
Damn
All right, what should I use?
What weapon should I use so we can move on?
Which one?
Barren's beak.
No, let's use this one.
I'm not going to use the barren's weapon, is there anything that you can use?
I'm staying in a baguette.
What?
I
Damn
I
Oh, sorry man.
Oh
There it is!
I
are you fucking kidding me this range
One can have the feathers one
FUN.
Da, da, da, da.
I'm recursing easy. Never doubted myself.
Reversing, reversing the car.
There it is.
Very nice.
I
Come on!
On the guard! Look at you!
Come on!
What the fuck?!
All right, very nice.
Bro, beat that now.
There's no way.
The
armed
bro, these guys are stalling
what the hell was that?
Oh, he's still needed a long beating.
He's alive!
Aw, he still needed a low beating.
I'm hurting already.
I'm hurting.
I'm hurting
Nice
Oh
What
Dude what?
Oh my god, I'm too poor to do this
Six I gotta sell some of my weapons
We got 100
There we go, enough for the tourney.
This guy actually looks kind of cool, his helmet.
the
same as others, yeah
so much to all
Oh
My
That's your hurt
Damn, my leg is gonna be so injured this whole journey.
This is not good.
Whole journey.
Alright, come on now.
Now it's taking his time.
There it is.
There it is. No! I need to drop the weapon!
What?!
Oh.
Good. Really?
To my ship, Ag.
Okay.
Yes
Oh my god
My weapon is very heavy. It has many pros and many cons.
But it works.
You'll see with this boss.
I swear if you rush them, they instantly just tap you.
Ah fuck.
I
I can't even deal myself.
Where's the 1000's Baron's big long sword? I don't want to.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'll try to get it.
Oh my no blood weapons
This is not good. I need one of these guys to have a good...
No one has one.
Surprise that work.
still no one has one
Damn it.
I'm on buddy!
Oh, we disarmed him.
Alright, come on!
No one has one for the final battle.
Oh my god!
There's your boy, there's your boy!
There's your boy, there's your boy.
There's another boy.
There you go, there you go, report to the king.
Report to the king.
One.
Two.
Three.
two
I'm going to ask for piece of shit, unshaked the sword, unshaked, unshaked so I can
Loot it.
Fake basers.
Only those that know know basers can be actual by the loss.
This is the pawn
I don't need to steal the armor because
Baron the vambrace
There it is boys, the full set is almost assembled.
I
Alright
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
unfair fight? you think so?
Yeah, this game does run like shit on my computer too, so it ran better in the alpha than data.
So hopefully he patches the shit out of it.
My door is turned all the way out.
This weapon is not it.
That's not it for what we're trying to do here.
I'll use it for a bit and see what happens.
That's a thousand jizz.
Oh fuck! I didn't mean to do that.
God damn it!
How do you leave?
Did I just try all?
Oh
What did I just do?
Oh, what?
Minus 40 hours
Dangit!
That's my shit!
Now!
Now, Zag!
What the?
Ah...
Okay apparently he made me bleed, Owl.
Owl!
That was an Archie!
That was an outsheet!
And that will be hard!
Yes!
And that will be hard!
Okay.
Yeah, I got the armed guards from the Baron.
Then yes
This weapon is bad the weight is not focused it has it definitely has problems. Okay, the weapon has problems
Damn, this guy's pulling me on!
around. Uh oh. I swear if you sprint at them, if you sprint at them as Gigi, do not sprint.
can not sprint at them that confirms it I will never
I
Oh my god.
Okay.
Another guy fell.
You guys chose the location, man.
Alright.
Oh
Why would you choose such a place for a battler?
We're almost there.
There's no way that's going to be there.
Oh
There we go.
It's a lot of doodles right there.
A lot of doodles.
Alright, we're almost there.
One, two, three, oh that was almost that.
I'm at the arena, I think one more and I'm there.
horse ride. Let's do this.
Wow
All right, here we go, turni. We made it, we made it
We're here, we're here, we're here.
All right.
Next!
and
All right.
Next.
of
Let's go!
There you go. Don't fix it up. Don't fix it. Stop.
Next!
I
Oh my god, what the hell?
What the hell's going on?
there and then there was a 1d1
Get out of the way!
I
Oh my god, put it down, dude!
There you go.
You're kidding.
Ah, damn!
Alright, what do we have? New armor. New armor.
New armor.
Let's see what I have. You can't take this helmet.
The Greaves!
Oh my.
Hohahahaha
Almost fully gold
And so I got two more to go god damn boys, I think we're gonna end up some CS dude or we go all gold
Plus, I gotta take this shit
All right, hold on
Oh
All right
What do we do a spiky mace, a birch, spiky mace?
I don't think I could make that any better.
Wait, can I make that any better?
I turned it all up, right?
I don't know if I made that any better.
I don't know.
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my.
Ah, it's not that long.
I guess you're limited on the base size.
Yeah, I'll do this another time, we're gonna put some CS.
Let's go. Seasoning. 30k. There's no way I'll hit 30k.
Champion, I will play more half swords. Just give me more content, dude. I'm waiting, man.
I'm waiting. If he makes another gauntlet, I will be there.
I don't feel like it bro. I don't want to trade nothing.
How do I even check tradeoffers again?
How do you do it?
Um, oh I found it.
You're sending me some cases?
Um, meh.
Equal price?
You just made me realize I have this MP7 though, and I actually might want to use that MP7.
You made me realize I'll use it.
reversal I see why you wanted it I didn't even realize all my other ones are bad
check the other offer you're gonna give me a nova nah it's all good man keep your
skin problem give your skids bro it's okay get your skin brother yes I do I
buy the FB7 sometimes
I
Come on now
We're going to the next you can do it yeah
I'm not gonna lie man jetpack cat might save overwatch that damn cat
It won't, yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna play Overwatch again, probably not, but he's sitting
the new delta course map I saw like a gif of it I saw what they were doing it looked cool
sure man sure
warband lord of the rings mod nah
I
Think the next big game I care about is is honestly re-animal. I don't know what else
But you never know sometimes random shit comes out
Like there's other stuff in between that surprises me
Come on, man.
Four players out of ten confirmed.
What the hell is this?
Where is everybody?
No one playing this shit ranked you high maybe
and
everyone on basic as so many cheaters and from here
Wow, D2!
Well, well, well, what do we have here?
Oh, no, there's too much pressure.
Oh, well, well.
I've got a bottom frag.
D2, bottom frag.
Wait, what happened?
Well, well, well.
See, look at that catch up. That's crispy. You're going crazy on top.
Well, well, well, well.
See, look at that catch up. That's crispy. You're going crazy on top.
Yeah, the op hits today boys the op is gonna do this game
We just have the best timing ever know exactly when to peek and shoot people through walls
Please
Wait someone's cheating
Thank you
I'm only cheating on that b-turn
I'm stuck in b-doors, let's go, let's go
HELLO! HELLO!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not dead
I got you bro!
Grab that second line, grab that second line!
He grabbed it, it's like 9 man!
Wow, why is everybody so loud?
Orion from last game tried to invite me, what a fucking leecher.
Damn, he was so loud.
Orion, you made this fight?
Everyone's so loud.
I got you bro!
Everyone's so loud.
Oh, yes.
Now it's no right of these.
Shot with these guys in a group together?
It's spelled that way.
No right of these.
I don't want to fart.
Wait, were there a three stack?
Oh my god, a new body, dude.
He took over!
Not before I knew it.
Okay.
Damn, he was ready for it, dude.
Ow.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Nice. Just let him last carry you more, man.
I didn't carry that game, fuck you.
Bro, I'm not really surprised.
This was bitchin' that whole game.
I could blast a piece, man.
Yo, I got door, I got door.
Mine actually hits, mine actually hits.
I got door, I got door.
Why does everyone have a knife?
I don't know.
If you're at this rank and you have an account,
I'm pretty sure you're...
I had a chance of having a knife.
Unless you're on like one of a Smurf account or something.
I got tunnels.
Still fun.
One more time.
Okay, the op is not hitting today.
Okay.
Wow.
Okay, the op is not hitting today.
Okay, wow.
There's an op back there.
Yeah, my lead if I just let me know that I had a plus 14 CT side rating that last map,
you guys are welcome.
Ew.
Thank you, poppy.
You're that guy.
Oh, he stole the op, man.
I want to
What is lead if I
one more one
one
I'm gonna smoke across
so i'm not bad
two men, two men, okay
he's ramped
i'm a molotov, you know
oh fuck
oh my god
oh shit, what the fuck
no, don't chill
I
oh
What did I just see
I was the one the one the dead ones I
I can't pay attention with these people are yelling in my ears. I don't play like that
I don't play like this
Yeah, that's all right, I couldn't drop you make a I don't have a fat hog
Come on man
You
50 under lower kill this guy
Also lower you might be like
Cp right now
It could be close Cp
Yeah
He thinks I escaped but I was still one with the smoke.
I'm a lurk.
I lurk in the smoke.
Yes!
I lurk in the smoke.
You do not know.
like a ball there
We're gonna get off to your
One lower be right now
I
Want one
Last one's mid.
Err, one is mid, sorry.
No, AWP, like, what the hell is this?
Yeah, I told you, the AWP doesn't hit every day, I think.
I literally said, I don't know, be like a baller, man.
Oh, okay, sorry, I'm trying to retarded.
We're baiting what I said, man.
Kinda, it's crazy.
Hold on, pimple, I got you.
No.
Thanks, man.
yes simple literally it's a pity
bro peter cat you love peeking bro you love peeking you love it
You're right yourself going long
I should have just held the cat peak.
I have a feeling he was there.
One in the left side myth.
I
Side tag
one double door one double derby one
damn I was looking for that guy dude
dude I own the mid holy shit
I've tagged all of them right there.
Oh god.
Oh no.
Outdoor car, come on.
Oh, I think you got it, the Fuse.
You did it, the Fuse.
Oh, yes, kid.
You got it.
Oh, yeah.
Nice.
He had kit dude.
I like it's rare to have a 9-1 match at 27k.
Very rare.
Usually it's like hide the whole way through it's a struggle.
I'm going to run at him with a mallet, I'm going to run at him with a mallet, I'm going
to run at him with a mallet.
He's running away because he's slugged, man.
Whoa, no he's not!
You lost.
Alright, go for it.
Let's come back.
Nice.
Dude, I missed a jump.
I hit him by a Mali Shwap and you did not.
I like after this thing.
Specifically in his rectum.
Me too.
me too
just a bit now now
you ever got the apple in there?
max it gapes too much
what's my dweeb?
I don't know
there it is
I don't think you're so sure
alright
there it is boys
okay
good trade
oh
where's the next box?
in the next box
what's up with m4?
no armor
I
Am I getting carried dude, I literally have 12 kills I have effective kills every round
And look at the assist five assists
It's always a plus me.
Let's move out.
I want the one, the one, the one.
Sure, he has tenuses.
That's a shit ton.
Yes.
You should still buy duly, though.
I am man, but I didn't have to buy a tank gun
One tap right here
Here they come
Is there anything mid y'all?
One down brother
One lower?
Couple lower
Oh my god I'm back
Right, one double door?
How the f*** did the first bullet miss?
Two up box?
Yeah.
They're running at me.
What the f*** bro? I thought it was a 2v3 for us.
Yo.
I already jumped on my face.
Usually when that happens you just gotta hit them in whatever private ports they got man.
No, it's big on your face man.
Big hog, kind of thing, I doubt it.
Do I dig here?
Is the 1D hitting today?
The dig is hot today?
One mid-fast.
Oh my god.
Cat fast?
Dude, what are you motherfucker, man?
I guess it makes sense. I was hoping he was going to go cat fast.
Yeah, yeah I
Squishy-nish it's wishy-nish it's a nice m4
One pass back that maybe
Oh my
I need you in there with me temple that was so
Temple
I'm about to be the fastest person you've ever seen a cat would we
You see 50 and a flash arena
Maybe fast cat
Give me one more.
One more?
Just know.
C'mon! 2 more!
Two out long. 1B.
This B-guys gonna come the other way.
Here.
Long tower, right?
Yes.
That bomb has been planted.
Where are we on the next one?
One truck.
Did you see a car?
No! Car, car, car, car!
Fuck man! I was gonna try to one tap in, but my shit...
What?!
That's literally not a club, that's a car pimple.
I don't know why I said that.
Okay, I don't know why I said fucking truck.
I don't know what to do with it.
Adderall Gaming.
Oh, this is pure sober 27k dude.
Pure sober.
No Adderall, no fucking cheats, pure sober how it should be, 27k.
Nickele?
Dragon Warrior!
I know he's there, he's stroking this shit.
I
Carry fucker not carry the carry even the game agrees you're welcome, bro. Okay, you're welcome, bro
All right now give me the app I want now
this fucking game at this fucking game
All right, top 3.5 K and a what can I say, man?
Where we going wasn't this guy my team we're reversing this guy I'll play D2 again
75% win rate is normally like guaranteed cheater and CS sure man we're gonna trust your fucking
made-up fucking shit stain statistics. Tell us more that he found in his mind.
We're back I'm pressing John Tanner strike
Yo orange and I go along you guys go be
Let's see, double D-dust?
I don't think this is going to go like the other.
I don't think we're going to experience the same experience.
I'm going to come out here and get one tap that's used to the tail.
or better
the fuck was there a guy at what
one last time
what the hell was he
the hell he already can assist what can I say man
Ow.
That was cat.
Ow.
That's a red piece.
Ow.
I
Right click
How much money do you get for a knife you get a lot of money for a knife right like two three K or something 1.5 K
Oh my, rush up mid here, rush up mid line.
Oh
My god
We got a war.
Get on do this and get a day with it.
We got a war.
Yeah, this lobby is a lot wider.
Nobody wants to say shit.
Everybody's just gonna fit your other shite out.
One tag, topside man.
Oh
Hey, dude insane peak
Oh my god.
Last one, last one.
I'm flanking.
Oh my god.
I mean, you know, one in three, okay?
other one on p
twenty seven thousand four hundred seven
Oh my god. Two minutes.
He's out of my way!
Oh my god.
he should be dead honestly he should have died
I swear once push a minute
the
getting bomb
get round get round
Clean the round, clean round.
Dude, one was mid.
I
Lower one
That push bro, they're gonna come up with ones guys
There's one lower and one on the left.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, see?
Can you get him?
Are you kidding me?
He pushed fucking god damn it.
That was a ready-for-peak, wow.
i'm down
push up a little bit
i'm down
counter terrorists win
Okay, I'll say a lot rush be believe don't stop I'll smoke everything
smoke the door he's gonna be a window with an op
there's gonna be one site and one window with an op
oh sad
oh boy
I can't tell you that
There's a smoke, there's a yellow
Two mid-leaning, mid-leaning
Every smoke, every smoke
Tread me out, Tread me out, there's two here
Wait for this smoke, wait for the wing
On that left side, nice
One more on the left, one more on the left
another another another
another
grab the bomb
it will grab the bomb
it will
dude are you fucking kidding I thought I picked it up
dude come on
Come on, buddy!
I'm at XM? What is he talking about? Why is he running out of mentioned pinball, bro?
What? Why are you always talking about? What is this?
This is not very normal.
Let's go quietly through the tunnel, uh, I'm gonna smite here, uh, someone's gonna have
I don't have a smoke. I don't have a smoke.
I don't have a smoke.
Yo, get out of my way bro, holy fuck, yellow!
I
What the fuck is that?
That's not me
I
Want my shit back from
there was an hop on kev, i think i grabbed it, i should know anything, it was an hop
up on the show. Dude, this guy is up being a f**k.
Turn it on!
Let's get the rest of the wind and the wind.
Release!
For me, gurney!
I am the ghost of dust too okay the often ghost of dust too
what if they made it so everything was physics based so you could shoot the
and it blew up on their hips.
You shoot the bottle and it mollies everything on the ground.
There should be a game mode where they do that.
There's a complication for you.
CS3.
now buddy
We're so dead.
Two cats, two cats.
This fucking pain, shit.
I don't know how to play it.
That was horrible by as the whole laugh.
Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Here we go, here we go, up on mid.
I'm back, he double-ed. You guys need a shot?
Roger.
Roger!
My dojo!
I was on a win streak for a while, so it was like plus 500 a match.
Watch him go fast, man.
I'm back.
Smokes and a bunch of BBs.
Yeah.
Nooooo!
I saw the vision, I saw it.
Nice shot man.
I needed that third headshot, I had no time to reload.
Yeah, we should like name it up a minute or something, I don't know...
One left side mid.
Stay.
Wow, they went B?
Wow.
Yeah, when you cross B, tell me if he's left or right.
Alright boys, this is it.
This is it, the determining round.
Here we go, holy moly.
This is it.
Oh my, oh my buddy.
Okay, okay, here we go, here we go.
Is it an op delivery service?
Let's get into the point.
One's dead.
Smoke.
Fuck you, pain.
One time dead, one time dead.
Smoked out, no vision.
Yeah
What the fuck
It went B again, oh my god
Doesn't even work, it's still just
It's not worth
Get that up medals by you
Run
Oh my god, I have no money damn no one does you might just save that
All right, yeah Tommy for a round
There's no way I can repeat this guy man, you know, it's too much
Oh
Oh my god
These guys know how to throw every smoke be
So you can't even get them as they get into sight.
Alright, GG. These guys are insane at Dust2.
They execute the smokes so well.
Wow.
and then it'll be done and I'm going to win
move
flash by
nice
I'm ready to out
ok ok
on there they clear no fucking way you what is this audio why did this guy
sound like he was all the way nowhere the fuck near me it sound like he was
in tunnel and then just like peered
what the hell even was that
dude
dude what even what the
what the shit man how was it
that was a good one
guys if we were patient every single round like we would win we're just running
I'm just gonna rat mid.
Nice.
How much do I envy?
I'm gonna be up on this.
Okay, wait a minute.
Okay, let's pull cat.
I'll tell you when to flash, I'll tell you when to flash, go over here, there, there,
throw in fire
are they commiting again?
they're all there
bro bro
are they commiting?
maybe we should go lock them in
I'm gonna get the stove
watch this
I'm sorry.
That was long thought.
Nice.
Alright.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, tell me if he's left or are you offing the get the cat? Yeah, you don't go
No, but here I go
You should play in B for two and two
You watching cat
the door
what the fuck no yellow is literally cat
i just go sight dude
these guys are gods at me
Always good
I should have played NB instead of long
These guys keep going be because their smokes are so good
I can't tell if this guy is fucking shit or not. He's not even doing that again.
He's not even doing that again!
If he had like 30 kills, maybe.
He's calling me out. He's not even doing that much better. He has 100 more damage.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
things. You know what? That's what it is.
Check it, dude. Rancher.
maybe it looks like it could be satisfying or something maybe maybe
All right, can we do this again now it's still 27,000
I hope I verse that guy who said I should use an XM alright we need I need I need I
than be like maybe you should use an XM
Let's roll.
Hey, I'm on John's team.
Hey.
We're not going to those places.
of
the
death
of
death
of
All righty, chat good thing good thing I got my window smokes
Yeah, good thing I got my window smoke
Yeah, what up team all good boys. I know the window smoke all good. All right
Okay, let's find a smoker.
I got you guys.
Not many of us know the info, I got the info.
We need it, we need it.
Take it.
I'm sorry.
Oh really?
Oh yeah.
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.
It's all good, it's all good.
No, today the op is not hitting, dude. Today you know.
Sadly today the op-erino is not hit-erino-ing.
Sajly...
That is not the case.
I'm sorry, I'm okay.
Still wasted.
Now, pushing, kept pushing.
A lot of room.
Water
No way
I'm waiting for windows multiplayer
the
Pick it.
Enter.
Nice.
Pick it. Two, CQ.
Good job.
Damn, man. Damn, damn, damn.
I love how I peed at the worst time and that guy was looking right at puppy
MP7 is the new meta. No, they have a 5 stack, so...
I'm ready now. Ready to game.
Are you?
I'm done.
I'm done, you know.
Nice.
Keep on. Keep on.
Ah, you're by yourself, John.
Yeah.
I'm coming back.
Mark good, Mark good.
Cat no.
Big bro!
I have zero kills, man!
Is he cat?
Crazy.
I'm throwing a flashback.
What the shard mistake.
Mistake.
I don't know.
Dude, some people in in CS get so mad when you damage them. It's like,
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'll do you!
And then they throw the whole match.
Like yesterday that guy was so mad.
The whole match wasn't even that big of a deal
That look at the smoke here boys
to get
Can I get a damn
I get a damn
I don't want to get on.
Under under.
Come back.
He's spotted me.
This is the back out.
Here I am.
Hi, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Don't worry about your guys is window mid. I got it guys. I
Got it guys. Don't worry. I'll take care of it. Don't worry. Oh, there's their 50 seed
Oh shit, he's back.
I'll take the other good brother.
There it is, another one.
Another one.
Cat.
Quick.
Cat follow up.
True, but who needs kills when you have smokes like that?
Cat right now.
Cat.
One CT.
Cat's taking hold.
Oh, there's Cap.
Bitch.
He's, uh, like, he's here.
He is one head.
I'll come right here, bro.
He's right here.
Oh.
No!
What the fuck?
Yeah, fuck.
Capiste.
Peace!
Peace, like fucks.
I missed. What the hell? Is that my smoke?
They're dead. Keep on. Let him know.
What the hell one job what happened I strapped a little bit didn't I know sometimes you need
matches like this boys
one under back
buddy
how are you peeking that far out
I know one sees you
oh he's cat
what the fuck where is he?
Wait, he was conned?
What?
Uh, one with pallets, one jungle, one ticket.
Here, he- what? We both got tonight from conned.
He was jungle? He literally just jumped up. Maybe he was...
I
Saw good boys, it's all good one-in-one
All right, we don't need this
Dude, you're a toilet merge!
Careful.
Dude, oh my god, he did the stupidest bitch peek I've ever seen.
Holy shit.
What even was that?
I thought it was gonna be a fake ticket, but he did the stupidest shit!
I
Was gone another ticket
I will top drag by the end of this
I will top rag
Yes
I will I will I just I just have to get nine kills. That's not that hard
Yeah, I'm coming, bitch.
You are really there, huh?
You're really right there, dude.
Really, right there?
Okay, really right there.
Wow.
I was getting a quick peek.
I was like, there's no way that this guy is hiding in this smoke.
He was, by the way.
I
Care out
And this guy really is John CS, huh?
nice man off me bro off me off me brother thank you brother
I'm down to the day and then they went on and we're
it's over.
This one for sure.
Nice.
Left side window.
It's tagged.
It's on.
We're smoking cat here.
That one cat.
There it is. There it is. The momentum shipped. The momentum just shifted. The worst utility
door I know excuse me
I mean that bad now have you seen this smoke though I bet you can't do this I
bet you can't do this
you don't even know how to do that
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Good play!
Default on the desk.
24.
Oh, he's been planted.
These don't come underpass.
He heard him, Palis, no?
Oh, dude.
Oh, no.
Fuck it.
Good of him to me.
Shit, dude.
Yeah, I could have jumped the wall and pushed CT.
I could have.
for us I'm not an offer team of
there it is
please pick cat default please sir some of us eight kills mr cat no mr cat
Wait, what's this?
Mr. Cat, please. Oh brother. Oh brother
One window
What are you feeling
Okay, I don't even know anymore man. I don't even know these guys are nowhere where you need them to be
I
All right, you know what I'm gonna change from top frag to not bottom frag
For they wouldn't do
player
I'm going to rotate around.
Watch out, watch out.
Oh.
Hey, they're heading out, they're heading out.
They're running away.
They're big, big, big, big.
Oh, shite.
We've been, we've been generated.
Almost lurking.
Care under, care under.
I
Y'all there you go
That was a good round
Spectator POV, all ruining!
Let's have a light!
Joyfire!
Grenade out!
How was fast?
I'm clear. Nothing moves.
Could be mid.
EECO GO BROCKS!
I should have got that third kill, dude.
They hate him.
Alright, ace, ink.
go go go
You're joking one cat. Oh god. Ow
dude and then what what was that timing on the peak dude that's insanity dude
What the hell?
Oh, now he's just there?
Okay.
Throwing into grenade.
Receive on.
Yeah, today the same.
Today the same hitting.
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
of
the
death
of
the
Oh
How are you 27k bro, we all have our bad matches bro, how are you not 27k dude
Imagine being consistent on the shit side that you haven't been this high of a rank.
Alright, how about you ask yourself that?
Okay.
of the
of
less than 10 people have higher rank than you in premier true how people saw grind this
than all the same maps I mean people play the same map in League and Dota
It's over boys.
I can beat Ruck.
I just gotta pop off one round and then GG and then I cannot, I will not be bottom frag.
Okay, that's what matters here.
my goal
Let's go!
Holy fire!
I need it!
Where?
Dude, he's in sight.
When he's in sight, he's already CT.
What?
No Brock die don't kill don't kill oh my god he's gonna get to kill no oh he
tk'd he tk'd nice nice hold on oh wait they're gonna win
you
We are home.
In my mind,
in my way.
It's where we are.
In my mind,
in my way.
This is where we are.
Dreams we have,
the love we share.
This is where we're waiting for.
In my mind,
in my way.
This is where we're waiting for.
In my mind,
you