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Also, people let us catch me how we get up I'll start guys doing people
Thursday
Come on, bro
Are you guys doing chat how's life I
just won
100 at the casino you fucking got on by addict
The dude only types of Belka in the chat so you know he's a good guy bro leave just leave
Don't play anymore in just leave this is the time to exit
Diablo 2 got its first DLC update in 25 years. Don't think you can win more. Leave, bro.
Don't tell me you're down 10K though. Tell me you're up and then just leave now. Don't try to get more.
Diablo 2, I saw it, dude. Replaced demo, gore sword, tell me gore sword is fucking good, dude.
Tell me mostly goddamn positive. I remember that.
Let me see here, hold up, gore sword, where is this gore sword, please.
Tell me this is, I can go pro, oh my god, did a mario tennis come out today?
What the fuck, is it gore sword?
Yeah, wait, did a mario tennis come out today?
No one's talking about it.
What the hell?
Where is the game?
Am I just typing wrong?
Am I having a stroke?
Gorsword.
Reviews remitted?
Bro, what is this game called?
Was it not Gorsword?
What the fuck was the name of the game?
is it? The game is gone. Am I fucking tripping right now dude? I can't tell if I'm just being
stupid. I don't know what's going on here. I thought there was a game called Gorseword
coming out today. Is it actually gone? This was their URL. For real, is it gone? I can't
tell no one is echoing my fucking confusion here so I don't know if I'm high or not it's
been delisted okay so truly what the fuck man come on dude what I was I was hyped for
this shit. What the fuck man? What do you mean? They actually removed it. No! Oh mom,
what happened? Dead's, where are you? What happened? What the fuck happened? One guy
I bought the whole game and he is hogging it to himself
He's like you can release the game or give it to me
Dude, that's actually crazy man, I don't think this has ever happened to me before
Motherfucker, there's a lot of games dude. I feel like this is the first time
What happened, bro? What happened?
Stolen assets and code? No way. No fucking way. Am I actually about to read?
This game is a blatant copy of Gladio Mori. Is this the same move set even once from
the mother Ioway page? Is that the only bandit from their discord? Let me out. I don't know.
legit gladio mori which one is that I think I played it oh yeah this game bro
what happened to this game I played this a long time ago on sub Sunday has this
game gotten patched
I played this a long time ago, this one has online pvp.
Hold on man, stolen assets?
What the fuck happened dude?
Does Gorsor just have like a better look to it?
Or did they just, instead of making it like weird mannequins, they themed it better to
medieval shit?
I don't know if they have the trailer on YouTube, because Gorsword was more hilarious.
Ah, that's unfortunate, dude.
That's fucking unfortunate, of course.
I would try this game again, though.
Weird. Wait, I think what's worse is Gladio Mori was good with 60 player servers, then they banned most of the player...
Wait, what? A while back there was a few tournament hosts with 100-plus players on it, with monthly 20 player 1v1 tournaments.
But basically there were some fights between tournament hosts and people got banned, so it's long gone.
What? The devs banned a bunch of the player. Dude, that's so fucking weird.
This game has lore. Wow.
They directly ripped from Gladio. It's obvious that they had just bought the same assets
and that it sure but it's obviously just copy pasty gladiomorian slapped enough
new to make it look like a different game.
I don't fully know man I feel like I don't know this is just one guy I did the trailer this it
looked like it was more enhanced. Was it stolen assets I don't know but it didn't seem seem like
There's a bit more going on you can view the trailer on Steam DB. I'm blind where
What would I what would I search for?
We got screenshots oh would it be here? Oh my god
This looks like it's way more funny built. If you look at this game, it looks good, but I don't know if they got past the blandness. This looks hilarious.
I guess I kind of... Yeah, actually it does.
better sound effects okay they stole the fucking moveset bro but they you know
what they added they you know what they used the correct seasoning all right
it's not a cheap race skin
Fuck Matt, I was gonna go pro in this shit.
That's unfortunate.
I was looking forward to this.
Well, there goes that game.
Alright, Half Sword.
God damn it, Half Sword.
We're waiting for the multiplayer patch. God fucking damn it. Looks like we're waiting
for the multiplayer patch. Looks like it. Star Wars Mall Diablo Warlock Cinematic.
the
bf 6 gameplay trailer
oh my god tomorrow bro the day has arrived holy shit tomorrow all day reanimal
the fine wine chat don't worry about it
I might not even go live actually.
I might not even go live, I bet, you know,
maybe I'll stream it, maybe.
I'm gonna enjoy this one.
We'll see, we'll see.
Storm bridge, what is storm bridge?
Yes, this officially comes out tomorrow.
God save Birmingham alpha test trailer. They're doing an alpha. They're doing an alpha test for that game really.
Well, now that Goresword is dead, lol, I am going to play the replaced demo.
Yes.
Holy shit, this game has a demo.
I might start with this, actually.
Yes.
I got to see if everything they've shown looks so fucking good.
Mario Tennis?
God damn it.
need to set up the switch. I do need to download Mario Tennis. I do. Deadline Delivery. What
is Deadline? Oh, I have this on Wishlist. Oh, this game looked fucking hilarious, man.
This game has a demo? Oh shit. I wish listed this game. Yeah, this game looks fucking funny.
Hopefully it actually is! Roadside research is out.
Oh, let me see here. Oh, yeah, this game actually came out.
Mmm.
Ride 6 came out as well. Oh no, dude.
Mixed.
Really mad!
Just tried the game and 4k still doesn't handle ultra wide monitors. Oh.
Poor of a game, barely new content. Everything is a mess. Graphics up close got even worse,
but lighting performance is horrid.
Motherfucker!
I was so excited about this, but unfortunately,
it's just not that good on the play for 20 minutes,
but that was enough for me to get a refund on whatever,
and buying this on the Z1R game that has no sense of speed at all.
It was riding in RC 990 in the tutorial race,
and it felt like in an RC 390.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
All the movies crying about the menus are...
the riding in this game is top tier and a big improvement.
Sounds of the bikes are trash if not the same as ride five.
Still going to try it.
Maybe I'll just wait for maybe sub Sunday for this or some shit, you know, maybe Diablo
2 DLC trailer I think I already pulled off the what is this let me see
of
This is all hell to the Martian force. Let us begin.
Was there a warlock in Diablo 2?
Anyone play this? Any boomers play this?
Motherfucker I never played this shit when I never played this.
I never got into Diablo 2.
Anyone here playing this now?
I wonder if it's just kind of...
I feel like this is like you got to be a mega fan.
I don't know if it hits.
It looks good though.
Oh, it's on Steam.
I mean, you know, I mean, that's cool.
Blizzard kind of uses, I mean it is, they added a warlock.
Blizzard uses Steam as a d-thib for their games as well, so it's almost like only a
matter of time.
You could already play this on Bnet, right?
$25, by the way, bro, did my browser just crash?
I swear this happened last time.
Fuck.
Where's the cinematic?
Oh shit, I bet the cinematic is...
I don't think I'm gonna play it, but...
Let me see.
How can knowledge be evil if it saves a soul?
Should a king tell us how to fight?
The church.
They uphold the light, while we die in the shadows.
I denounce the light.
I now seek power in the primal, salvation in unholy scripture.
I am a philitic.
I break the bones of the damned,
Milled altars of blood,
To call the darkness.
Okay, okay.
The monster demons,
Found strength and shadow,
Kinship and madness.
Damn the light,
I will suffer my own path.
I will learn the foul ways of a forbidden tongue.
To bind them as a tool of my vengeance.
You're an illustrator of law.
Warlock.
Let them hang us, for what we've done.
But when darkness comes for us, it will see hell screaming back.
I was pretty sick.
Fucking, I'm actually, yeah, that's all right.
Oh, that's why, okay, okay, I was gonna say, who the fuck, who the fucking current Blizzard
approved a two and a half minute cinematic for Diablo 2 update.
That means it's because the warlocks coming out for Diablo 4
It's a triple whammy it's coming out for the mobile the Diablo 2 and Diablo 4
Every game got a new class. Yeah, so that was a cool cinematic
IGN has D4 warlock gameplay does it have let me see
Fucking blizzard man the cinematics are always good, bro. They're always good
They're always fucking good dude, you can't deny
Yeah, I'm telling I'm waiting now. I'm just waiting now for the Starcraft one
I'm still a fan of the cinematics, bro. I don't I don't care what you're gonna say about the games
I'm on body
Killer in came out today. What are the reviews like? I have a feeling it's gonna be
Mostly negative no no no no no no no no no no what's above mostly negative
Mixed mixed oh it's not out yet. Oh dude this game
They tried but it's a clusterfuck
It takes a second to get the rhythm, but holy shit, it is a clusterfuck.
I have no, I don't think I have any desire to honestly go back and play it.
Unless it's like reviews, insane, and there's a player base, and they like fucking actually change some shit.
This one, you got to play it like five times to get all the bullshit on the screen to see what you're doing.
you're doing. Blizzard said Diablo 2 has millions of active players. Open to even more Diablo
two expansions and re reworks. Really, anyone here play D2 D2 has more players than D4.
What is the PlayStation event? Yeah, at five o'clock is the PlayStation event. They said
it's an hour long. So one said the new Santa Monica game might be dropping, but I doubt
it. The dude who made God of Wars new game, no way. No way. No way. What do we have here
brown battlefield I'm gonna start with the replaced demo into maybe deadline
delivery I need to download fucking Mario Kart I mean Mario tennis I need to
download that
Wait, did they bring back the gas mask?
And the bike
how is red sick I wonder if it's still popular
The island everybody are my friends they left
I'm still waiting for season 10
8 more of these, 8 more of these, so then I'm looking at like, how many I'm gonna have like a deck of maps.
I'm gonna have like 18 maps that I can shuffle through.
If I go back season 2, I have like 3 new maps to try season 10, I'm gonna have like a deck of maps.
So then you go in and you're like, holy shit, oh yo, another map, you go on one of the variety map servers,
server so it just keeps loading you into a new map you're like oh fuck so there's
like 12 maps or whatever oh they land on I still can't believe they're gonna make
a battlefield one every year that sounds like it is gonna backfire so hard
it's gonna like there what this isn't a new fucking iPhone you know what are you
gonna do bro what are you gonna do every year they're trying they're gonna be
like cod I think it's gonna be too like samey samey that war dogs game coming out
looks like it could be good
Two weeks ago, who linked me to this?
I invite you to look more closely. What are we dealing with? Good question
And I offer you an opportunity
Ma la
We have more in need to suffer.
We gotta follow Mal.
My brother, Paul.
Do not live.
And his twin, Mal.
The Emperor.
Once you're dead.
Chains can be broken.
Hang on!
Sure man, don't look out of cool, sure dude.
um spider noir authentic black and white teaser trailer why is it authentic tell me why you
already know how it ends
well then start from the beginning
tix
thoughts and impulses I managed to suppress them most of the time
what's going on Ben?
wait what the hell happened to him?
beat up some guys in a bar.
And then I got plastered.
Wait, isn't this the guy from Dead by Daylight?
Oh my God!
Isn't this the guy?
What do you think you're mad over there?
Was he in DVD?
Check it nerve, huh?
Nevermind.
Didn't he do some shit with DVD?
Didn't he do some shit in Dead by Daylight?
That looked like it was gonna be kinda good.
Or maybe he like announced something for it
He did he did the fucking elaborate what did he do?
He did he's a survivor. Oh, okay, so then be chat. So you were like, are you high? Are you high? God damn it?
Never mind. Oh my fucking God
All right, never mind
Um, that looked decent.
Uh, all right, y'all, let's see here.
War dogs, game mode explained one hour ago.
Speaking of, I know this is another one, but you know what, bro?
Did you see what happens to high guard?
I did, bro.
I saw most of the studio got laid off. I saw I saw dude. I mean shit man. Fuck everybody shit everybody shits on the games the FPS is but damn man.
just you just want you know what you just want a fucking good one okay all
right you just want to see you want that next one to fucking dive into it's the
hunger it's the hunger the thing is man people are people fucking hate so hard
This one looks visually, it looks like they are potentially pulling this game off.
For what I've seen, it looks like this could be really good.
War Dogs is a tactical all-out warfare FPS, but 100 players split across three teams fight
over one control zone.
Every 30 seconds the team with the most players in the control zone earns one point
And the first team to reach 100 points
Wins the match. Oh, so this is the main game mode. A core aspect of War Dogs is the underlying persistent economy
Every life you're able to build your own custom loadout purchasing whatever equipment you want to use before heading into the control zone
During a match, players earn in-game cash for completing any team play actions such as
killing enemies, reviving teammates, or even skillfully piloting friendly players into
the control zone.
Everything a player does to help their team earns cash, with profits from each game bouncing
to their account to spend in the next match.
Spending big on better equipment is always a risk, as you might not always make a profit,
the right choice at the right time
could turn the tide of the battle
and yield massive returns
in war dogs we don't just encourage team play
we actually reward it
teamwork always pays
right, do you go in with a squad
or do you load in on say one of three teams
so like 30 of you are on the same team
so you can rez your anybody
oh yeah you can
so like 30 of you are on the same team
so you can rez your anybody
oh yeah you can
Hot Zone plays also count like the explosions look good
Whilst within this hot zone
It looks pretty decent a double towards that players team count meaning you have the potential to swing the outcome of a match and
influence explosive firefights with the game's more competitive players
Here we go with the glazing
What the fucker? It's called optimism, you moron bitch.
Okay!
Some of us don't have hope out here, you fuck.
He's dead, aren't they notorious for abandoning their games, look at Metallion and Pro Mod?
Oh, this is the studio's first game.
To help you communicate with your teammates around you or just mess with your enemy's head
100 players three teams fighting over one control
Create unique and personal loadouts with whatever weapons gear and vehicles you want to use
This looks like you know what bro
With no restrictions on squad sizes maybe maybe maybe you're free to play however you want
Maybe after the control zone or take the hot zone
even more in-game cash and bank into your account maybe the next time you play
this is warlocks i'm carrying i think the the explosions look cool 33.3 players per team
i think the point three you can spawn in as a drone or something
that's how they solve it and you can give your team like intel but the point three is like
randomly the most important player on the team.
It drops different supplies off to different like squads.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Or yes, you spot it as a dog,
and the dog has to like,
you can like deliver like fucking meds around, I don't know.
I think a new planet side would hit like a really good planet side that was like a modern fucking planet side. Good ass team brand new cross play three factions you see people taking control.
play three factions you see people taking control I think maybe right now would be a really good time
but I'm pretty sure that studio is completely dead
yes a new plant an actual modernized planet side would fuck cross play
I'm actually honestly so surprised they were even able to make servers
servers like that that feels like forever ago where like those servers would break because
they have like saw a shit ton of people on some of the servers.
Yeah, dude, if they had like a third one with the way this game's multiplayer was people
who are sick of like deathmatch and sick of battlefield, I guess, and fucking, yeah, even
Even the art style was like pretty decent on the mechs, this is kind of just like joint
of faction and then just like you try to control some shit.
Yeah, this had actually a lot of good elements for its time by a double a studio.
Hmm.
Now, I don't think it hits.
It doesn't hit as much as it used to.
A third one would be so good, it would be like if it's like Hell Divers, but like you're
killing each other instead of the aliens and you're taking control with way less physics.
Warframe when?
Let me see how this game is.
This game has been in development for so long and it looked absolutely beautiful.
And they actually had a demo come out today.
Let's see if they pulled it off.
10 minutes?
We'll take it.
I'll take it.
Actually, I'm going to go mouse keyboard. It's wicked short. Well, this is kind of like
a quality check. I'll take the 10 minutes. That's enough.
Everything they have shown has made the game look really good.
Main menu looks cool.
Alright, let's see what we have here.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to the game and try to
get a little bit of a better idea of what I'm doing here.
Over the death of your only friend and my co-creator Steven caused critical overload that blew up my servers.
A damaged neural interface somehow transferred me into your body, worn.
The damage control squad arrived at the burning laboratory not to help the survivors but to eliminate them.
We have to flee our escape horses beyond the Phoenix City Wall.
I'm lost.
Our priorities are to survive, get back to the laboratory, return your body to you and uncover Phoenix Corporation's motives.
Alright, I got like a reach sidekick in my ear or something.
I can move.
Okay.
Oh! Oh, shit!
Oh, that's kind of sick.
What the hell?
Oh, that's cool dude.
Ow. Oh shit, wait, did I actually just trip? Oh my god. Ow. Ow. I didn't see that log.
does it look like the world's ended? Phoenix? Phoenix Resources. Whoa. This looks like wallpaper
engine I think one of the guys that worked on this game worked on movies or something
Yeah, it does look like everything's gone to shit.
Can I drop up here?
Oh god, what the hell?
Can I interact with anything here?
That's the demo!
Now fuck off! Come back when it comes out!
Yellow thing, maybe I'm supposed to move this.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, here we go. Now fuck off! You get the vibe.
All right, there we go, moved.
To let your experience replace combat system more thoroughly, this demo features the Huxley
gun ability, which is obtained at a later stage in the full game.
Attack, counter attack, jump, dodge, gun blast finisher, restore health with tab.
You can open the controls guide anytime.
Okay, let's see.
The combat did look sick when they showed this game off.
Yeah, that looked pretty sick.
Southwest Labor District.
I would say the combat didn't feel like super chunky, but it was nice.
This district was part of Phoenix City.
Oh God, it's Paladins here.
They found me.
Keep the damn car steady, I'll get this.
I missed it.
Those people threaten our existence.
We need to be discreet to survive.
I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm dead I'm dead oh I'm live I don't know how to get up
Oh, never mind.
I'm waiting.
Hey.
Oh, this might be a little too late.
You need to adapt to the light beam pattern, Warren.
Uh, that's exactly what I'm doing, buddy.
Why are you acting like I haven't done that shit?
Now, I'm going.
Now, now, now.
Oh, it's a hunt night.
Clean.
Listening.
listening. Corpse suck my I don't know what that says, hold on, hold on, bro, I don't want
I'm gonna buy a car here, dude!
This is real!
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
Alright, nice.
Hold up, are we good? I think we're good.
We made it, diner.
This area is getting progressively hostile, yet we managed to survive.
Oh, it's a barbershop, yeah man this game is fucking awesome dude.
The combat didn't feel super chunky, but the aesthetic and the style is so fucking sick
that this game is just awesome.
Wait, what is that down there?
Eviction notice.
Hereby identified to vacate.
Mmm.
That's not good.
Oh, you can change the music?
Oh God. That's all question marks.
How are you unlocking as you play or something?
You need 60 FPS in the combat?
Yeah, the combat looks visually cool. I don't know if it like, they actually pulled off the visceralness of the combat though.
It's not like Arkham Knight.
It's almost like it tries to do it, but it maybe relies more on the animation over the actual input.
It feels a little sluggish. I need to fight again.
I gotta- I gotta play a little more.
Alright, let's see what we have here.
Bro, what city is this? Phoenix? Mama's coffee shop.
Oh, this literally just goes back. Small F, I have zero drop range, bro. That's all
All right, we made it.
Double big box climb up.
What's all that fuss out there?
Ermite Josh?
Might be Mole's bastard again.
Blondie went apeshit after we opt his patron.
Just keep your bloody eyes peeled, alright?
Oh shit, it's a gang!
They're all breathing at the same rhythm.
Uh-oh.
Oh yeah, what the fuck!
How do I dodge this?
Oh, I see.
It's just all timing.
I guess I can use that whenever.
Huh, actually, actually, you know what?
That was not bad actually.
Okay, actually, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Too easy, yeah, maybe it is a little too easy, sure.
Laura always, always check everything with the dosimeter.
Inmitters are still dangerous,
plus 100% scavenge from the dirty lands.
I don't need that crap in my poncho.
Can I go over here?
No?
Nothing.
This thing is still following me. It kind of looks like I can interact with this, but no.
I
See oh, I don't see
Holy shit
Holy shit, okay hold up
I was just died coughing
Oh, this is going to take a while, bro. Hold on.
I will say, this is the third yellow crate. Thank you.
Thank you for this. Alrighty.
Alrighty
Well, let's go let's go I got the fuck out there flavor of success
Yeah, this game looks good the sound the soundtrack sounds good the sound effects are nice
I'll shit
Hello, guys!
It seems like the gun is always the one tap.
Ah.
Yeah, this is cyber of us, AI of us.
Creature's diary?
Our con our congregation is fading away last week a whole district was evicted the upstanding ones were offered
Modern accommodation in the city center some people moved west but most agreed and those who remained are interested in neither in God
Nor in the devil
Ah
Yo, I will say dude reindeer
ten out of ten
Beautiful beautiful rain depiction here actually master class. I will say very clean
Very very nice. Thank you. Thank you on Q on Q right there
Uh-oh
Are these goons just chilling in backyards? What the fuck are you guys doing?
The boss know you're doing jack shit, huh?
Does the boss know you're just a lollygag in a random ass backyard?
What are you guys?
You done, bro? You done. You done.
Go back to Bose.
Go back to Bose, man.
Go back to Bose, bruh.
Don't make me shoot you, dude. Don't make me shoot you.
Dude, I'm gonna shoot you.
Oh, I'm gonna shoot you, man.
Oh, it's- Oh, I think the gun is combo-based.
It is because I was losing the gun chute chance.
I don't have a neighbor that like built the fence and chills on their fence like this.
Oh shit!
Oh my, oh my.
No!
Run!
Again!
Oh, God!
We're in.
Whoa.
Oh, whoa, whoa, okay, we can go down here.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, honestly, man, this game is fucking awesome, man.
They actually pulled it off.
They actually pulled it from from reveal three years ago to now this demo. They fucking pulled it off
This game's sick. We use this terminal. We need to power up the generator first ward
It's awesome, this is gonna be so good when it comes out I
Will gladly power this games generator. Don't mind me. I'm not even gonna complain
Ordered a battery. Oh shit. Okay, I'm taking a back out.
Yeah, this comes out next month
I kind of look like I can, can I go up here?
Oh there's a path this way
I should have gone up first, whoops.
I assume it's pointless to communicate with them, Warren.
Hey, freckin' thing, get a big deal.
Well, let me tell you something, bruh.
I'm gonna do it for a little bit.
Ah, let's see, let's see, do it.
Do it.
Hit me.
Oh, you can actually do it like a...oh, you can do a range attack.
Wait a minute.
This guy has a punching bag.
Wait.
Oh, it was tap?
Oh, you inject yourself.
Oh, ow.
That was cinematic timing on the E. It was about to hit me.
Oh well, well, you were quite a throat to chase.
Now Stan still won't hurt much this way.
Uh oh.
Oh shit.
Oh, shit.
Tempest.
Okay, okay.
That was good timing, whoever that was.
Oh my god, it's XQC.
Oh boy, that was a close one back there.
Close, but no cigar, man.
You're tough as hell, getting so far, taking out the termite trash all along the way.
I better watch out, or you'll steal my job, haha.
You know, I usually grab the newbies right from the pit, if I'm swift enough that is.
Her name's Tempest, I am Reach.
I'm like Richard or like the bloody homicidal corp machine.
Just joking dude, relax, I'm out of judge names.
You're okay, Reach, I'm taking you to a safe place.
Catch your breath now as we're about to make
like a banana and split.
Reach is state termites, why are you not hostile?
Why should I be?
Is that what they say about us in the city?
Have you even encountered showed extreme aggression?
You don't see termites as humans do, they're violent scumbags, they hide in old shafts
and use mining equipment to hunt us for fun and for food, so if you see them, you kill
them or run.
They're a fresh out of hatched disposal, you're quite capable of what body part did
they take?
This body as whole just mildly injured.
Then how did you get here?
I escaped and I fell from the wall and somehow survived.
You can't decide if you're lucky or not, this place you've landed in.
Phoenix pork dumps its waste here and we are the waste our disposals if you like
I still get the plot of the game I need to get back behind the wall as soon as
possible it's always this way you know deny out the start and then sweet sweet
acceptance so I'm playing like a is he like a cyborg what do you mean come on
have you seen the freaking wall it's in separable so unless you can fly or
melt shit with your eyes wait a second that gun can you use it I found it on a
dead trooper I assumed the bio lock malfunction so I will I never a Phoenix
gun a disposable can use yeah cuz he's calling me a disposable am I like a
cyber I think I'm a cyborg I cannot wait to see the council's faces this will
make them change their tune for sure come on reach you boy jump into the car
I'll get you back. I'll get us all back.
I recognize this man, Warren Rolf Herd. We processed his profile before.
You should follow. The troopers will come looking for him. They will take us back to the laboratory.
is the full game voiced yeah I don't think it's gonna be I don't think so man
yeah that was fucking cool man that was that's gonna be some good shit I'm glad
they released the demo for it
This game is probably gonna be like a 5-6 hour game, you know, it's one of those.
Re-animal?
Oh, free animal man.
One of the finest wines of the year, dude.
I need to download Mario Tennis is what I need to do.
Yes, but I feel like I'm missing something.
Hold on, where is this?
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Where's the let me see this delivery game
What was this shit called delivery what deadline delivery
Deadline delivery
I just got a piss real quick
All right, I remember seeing the trailer of this game and thinking it was gonna be amazing
Let's see if true
Let's see if real
Yeah, should I multiplayer
Helping in full release
Ohhhh, okay, okay.
Carl, stop at the bank office.
Listen, Copper keeps complaining about your late delivery, so I've installed a new system in your mail-to-lock.
It'll be very effective, you'll see.
Was that a dynamite?
Boss!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, ha ha ha!
What the fuck?
Wait a minute!
I did it! I did it! What? Wait, it was, yeah, it was 3 of 3. Excuse me?
hold on hold on hold on see your drift I missed it I missed it bro come on dude
Bose
Right there, what do we do now done, right?
I see I see oh there's an ending point. Oh
Oh, leaderboard. Get the fuck out of here, bro.
Fredrick dead?
Really?
BLEEEEAAAH!
Hold on, buddy. Hold on. I'm not a pleasant game now.
Chill.
How the hell do you break this shit?
I haven't found the flow yet.
Oh, if you flip, you die.
Oh my god!
I flew over the map! Oh, you can do it in the air! You can do it in the air!
I'm still screwed.
Yeah, this game's actually amazing.
No!
Rex Vest might have a competitor if this is online.
That was so good.
Oh my.
Oh my god, shut I need to get a top five I got to get a top 300 boys alright
No flip, no flip, just drive, just drive.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, 35, 3557 is pretty good.
That's pretty good.
Gold? I mean...
Are you kidding me right now? Are you kidding me right now?
8.94? Holy shit.
Esport ready?
I don't think it's going to be the same time.
The foot must give you speed.
It must.
I know, it's just, it's an awkward, I didn't do it and it's awkward.
You got a space, W it?
Because you're going so damn fast.
The sense of speed is really good in the game.
For some reason that's really difficult for some of these.
That's the...
Wait, why are there two monkeys?
There's a co-pilot?
What's my timing? What's my timing? Fuck the flip dude, the flip is intubate. I'm going
all out, no flip, and then we'll do the next one.
Oh
There it is there it is dude come on
Your streamer boys
All right last one for the top hundred for the top hundred
For the top 100.
For the 100.
I failed. For the top 100.
For the top 100.
I don't know man, I think I got lucky.
I may have gotten lucky, but I solidified it, it doesn't matter.
Still got it.
Alright, apparently the bushes are explosive as well.
You're kidding. You're fucking kidding. It doesn't matter at the time, suck-ass.
No! Just press F, dude!
The only thing I want today is to be top 100 in this game.
That's all I want and then I can sleep at night.
One day, one day, one accomplishment.
Come on come on come on come on come on come on come on fuck you.
Here we go here we go here we go.
No line.
The potential line.
Oh my god.
Dude, the flip sucks ass!
You're fucking joking, that drift was actual cinema.
And I just didn't press fucking F.
Oh my mother fucker!
Dude, how?
Okay, hold up, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, top 100, top 100.
Fuck you. Okay.
Top 100. Top 100.
You are kidding, dude. I'm so focused on the fast drip.
Here we go. Top 100.
here we go here we go here we go get it deliver the mail
still doable still doable
you know you gotta you gotta change the keybind hitting F while trying to drift and hold D is awkward as shit
okay you gotta change the F to a left click
Fixed.
Puts the game.
It's the right drift of a needing to...
How the fuck did I go so... I must have had insane boost.
If I can drift that and not hit the right, I can top 100 this level and uninstall.
I believe.
Did I flip on my PB?
I swear I never did.
Come on, man. This is only the first map it is.
I don't know how I popped off here.
I don't understand.
What's the next level?
Okay, this game in multiplayer, if you see the other cars blow up, will be hilarious.
The sense of speed is great.
Good job, guys.
I guess if anything, multiplayer, maybe the maps will be too small.
Because they are like 20-second PBs.
So you're gonna be flying through, so it's not gonna be Mario Kart level.
This game actually, now that I think about it, reminds me of a game I played on some
Sunday.
Where you were on like longboards or something.
Some of the levels I just saw remind me of it.
Yeah, you were with the slots.
Oh, it actually kind of does.
This map is a little tougher.
Oh, she put a dynamite in here, especially the red one at this level. I swear the sloth game was similar.
Ah, shit, you got a drip there!
What if it's the same dev?
Or they're both just California devs, so their levels are inspired by galley.
Oh, shit!
Oh
All right, here we go here we go
I can't not the I don't know what the handling is different here. It is different bad
Oh oh oh ah ah oh oh oh oi oi oi oi
ORAOOOOOO
One more one more
Still doable.
Yo, these cars! DMC6 is rumored to be announced today. I hope so. I would love to play another DMC.
I'm sure that's how they're going to spin this one.
A new DMC is easier than a new Final Fantasy.
I'm very worried about Final Fantasy devs.
I don't know what the fuck the next one's gonna be.
ff17 you play as a chocobone
They learned from expedition 33
Hey, babe
Oh my god, no
Nooo! Damn man! Crazy ass car!
Aw shit.
New Cthulhu gameplay dropped?
Oh yeah that game looked good.
Now this game's a lot harder than it looks, okay?
The fucking monkey's insane.
Wasn't there a new Hellraiser trailer that, honestly, Hellraiser's looking to actually
might end up being an extremely good scary game, or just like a thriller?
It looks like they're fucking really really good with it.
I can't make this.
Come on man.
Let me see here.
This does look like that longboard game.
10 minutes.
As you explore,
NOS Energy becomes a critical resource.
To keep investigating,
you'll need this mysterious bioluminescent motion
scattered throughout the environment.
Managing this energy is essential to survive the death.
I hope you will soon gain confidence in my results.
I'll do my best.
Your most important tool is your summer.
Every discovery can be analyzed to accept all the frequencies.
Once that, these frequencies allow you to highlight relevant elements in your surroundings,
I think you read the environment in a way that feels completely new and I don't do it here.
I'll wait till it comes out. I'll wait till it comes out. I don't know, bro. I don't know, bro.
Yeah, this game was pretty cool. I'll wait till multiplayer comes out to hit it at.
Yes, indeedy.
Yes, indeed. Where is my Nintendo Switch?
Wait a minute, I played Suica on this. I should have all this set up already. Will you ever
play FF7 Rebirth? I'll be honest, I doubt it. I don't see myself ever playing it. I don't
I don't think so.
I was never nostalgic to it
and I feel like the time has passed.
I can't, I don't know when I would play it.
Whereas this game, hold on.
Oh, no one's talking about this game.
Even Nintendo had like no marketing for this,
but the fuck man?
Mario Tennis Fever.
What happened to my boy Mario that is, is this the new one?
Yes.
Mario tennis fever.
All right, hold on. So, redownload, go to the virtual card. How big is this game?
Next, next. Are you saying I already ran out of room on my switch?
Load onto this system, add virtual card.
Okay, added it.
Yes.
Yeah, this shouldn't take that long.
Please tell me audio works.
I hear it checked. Do you guys hear the audio?
How long are we talking about here?
Five minutes.
Alright.
Dude, Nintendo, what the fuck?
No one cares about this shit, dude?
The reviews were a little potato.
I don't know who I'm maining.
I'm jumping right into online.
It's been seven years, Lyric.
Please read at least one of my messages.
Okay, bro, I see you, man.
When did you follow?
It's been six years, bro.
You've been following since 2020, man.
Bros been stuck stuck here since COVID.
Bros been stuck.
All right, we got four minutes chat.
Give me a trailer. We got four minutes until Mario hits.
where we at new game by black Mesa devs how we feeling about mugenics um i see it was
really well received i don't know i thought the i couldn't get into the the cat shit
i just couldn't but i reviewed well whatever who cares what i think gothic remake new trailer
new crimson desert there's still new crimson desert shit dropping dude what the fuck man i'm waiting
new pre-order trailer for a marathon law three weeks ago dude what the fuck i'm all right there
there. Rogue Point by Black Mesa Deads, February 12th. Bro, you keep linking this, this better
be amazing dude. Rogue Point.
Make sure you got bb ram's, flashbangs, goma, first step behind me with my knees.
Your knees bullet first.
Yeah.
I'm ready.
Three.
Two.
Don't go, go.
Oh my god, I'm gonna die down here.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna start banning you.
Yeah, I'm gonna start banning you if you spam like a trailer and if it's bad
Or not bad, but like potato ish
And then your unbanned needs to be you have to play the game you link for ten hours and then send us read shot
Oh my god it's going to shit.
Oh my goodness.
Let's get out of here.
That was team 17.
Sure dude.
Tmoo payday.
Why not?
All right.
Is this done?
All right.
One minute.
Here we go, boys.
Dude, they just, Nintendo, just let this game come out and just like, let it go.
Do its thing!
We'll play it Nintendo, sad, sadly.
What am I playing, what am I playing, you can play Kirby now?
Oh
This better be balanced I swear to God
What the hell?
Steve was flying a trailer in the background.
Another tap, more like...
different input.
We've made it. First, we lost our mind in Mario Kart. Now, we see... Okay, we go right
out. I'll do the tutorial for this. Happy play. Begin by tossing the ball. Okay, nice
A serve is when you hit the ball midair. Yes, of course.
Oh, shit. Okay.
That was a solid serve. Now we'll move on to hitting back your opponent's serve, which is called the return.
Tell me the, tell me the online has tournaments again, because those were so satisfying to win.
Remember to let the ball bounce once before making a return.
If you return the ball before it touches the ground, you're going to get the point by returning a serve.
After returning a serve, you can hit the ball with a swing either after a bounce or before
a bounce.
Let's call it a volley.
But just to know Wall Street ahead is the best move.
There are other tricks to scoring.
The first trick is aiming for spots far from your opponent, like the end of the court.
There it is, there it is.
You can also press before the ball gets to you to form a charge shot.
Alright, I failed. I failed. I failed, but he did it. He did it.
There it is. There it is. Charge.
Press twice to perform a powerful shot. It's harder to aim at the edges of the court with this.
shot by the packs of punch. Double hit? Is that new?
You do a power shot with a double, okay? Make sure to run back to the center of the
port after returning the ball so you can reach where the next shot flies. The last one at least,
let's talk about rackets that have unique powers, fever rackets. You can get these unique rackets
by winning matches or clearing certain conditions. Fever rackets allow you to make fever shots with
with effects. You need to each racket perform fever shots with triangle once the empty gauge is filled up enough,
right hitting a fever shot using a flame racket for some fire power.
Okay.
Okay, I wonder how OP those are going to be online. Well done now. If the player touches that fire,
their HP gauge will go down. In the single smash, an empty HP gauge makes you move slower and a
double-match is really off the court if you return a fever shot before it hits
the ground your return both the shot and its effects with a fever shot
counter oh okay HP you miss shit
oh okay okay now assess your skill with a match score seven points to win
All right, Louise. Come on, man!
Fuck out of here, bro! Zero.
There's turnipents in this one. There better be.
Let's try this again. Two. Zero.
I cannot tell where the aim is going.
If you just left stick all the way to the left, or
All the way to the right
It's a prison bound
Nintendo's using AI voices
Maybe
Whoa, Star Shot, okay, I don't think I did it correctly
How does he do 4-0?
Yo man, you're playing yo, Nintendo is like this in the prices now, okay?
Nintendo dies, they got that shit.
That's the premium.
6.
You underestimate the Nintendo game.
Match point.
Game set and match received man.
Every single child on this earth loves Nintendo.
Mario is amazing. Mario is insane.
Mario transcends generations, bruh, and you know, it's easy to hate, but for real.
You really, they really did design one of the most insanely generational characters.
It's actually fucking crazy.
Even though Loll Mario got down.
Perfection.
Oh my god, the tournament!
Oh shit.
Ranked match or the tournament.
Conquer the singles or doubles bracket? Wait, CPU? What the fuck?
The fuck is that? Why does it say it?
Play online with people worldwide or group up with friends.
I think you go ranked and then maybe go into tournament?
Okay, wait. Matchmaking is based on skill level.
Motherfucker!
What the hell is this? Search all modes past rankings.
What the fuck am I looking at here? No fever rackets. Select them. Oh, oh.
We're gonna go with fever rackets. Every 15 minutes it changes the arena.
Let's do fever rackets. Alright, who am I manning? First match.
Hi, who am I playing here?
I used to main him, Luma.
Yoshi's got insane speed.
I could main Yoshi.
And then fucking Koopa Troopa, dude.
How much power does Yoshi have?
That's good. Yeah, do we go Yoshi build? Alright, Yoshi build. Green Yoshi build. Alright, time
to get shit on from some dude from Japan. Alright, I don't know anything. No special
options, but has a comfy grip and is easy to use and is staple for every player. Why would
you nerf yourself? Scatter's Flames, where the ball bounces, players will catch fire
of hits, currency sheet of ice, where the ball bounces, that can make receiving players
fall what lightning strike where the ball bounces players it will be jolted
in tech early son it's a twister where the ball bounces it can send players
and balls why create some mud puddles for the ball bounces mud damages players
and reduces ball bounce are we gonna go shit build we could go Yoshi shit on the
field build yeah let's do that we're going fucking shit build
How can this be balanced?
Oh we're already in bro where's this guy from?
It doesn't even tell you?
The old game used to tell you who you're matching.
You never told me what the other buttons do in this game.
Zero.
Ready?
There's Todd's beard.
So much mouth.
Listen, what the fuck?
Two zero.
Dude, what?
Two?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Alright, here we go, here we go.
Here we go.
Shit on the field.
Get on the field
Double shit
What
It's a duo
You should on my field you return the dump
I'm locking in
What?
Oh, that is impure.
Are you kidding me, man?
What a shot!
Defend it!
Fine.
Are you- What?
How did-?
I don't understand.
What the hell is this?
I'm going to be low elo now.
that guy just farmed me, dude.
Let me turn the volume up.
All right, now I'm in.
I just cranked it all the way up.
I'll stick with this.
Repeat search.
Is there really no online tournaments anymore?
They really removed that?
Yikes.
It was so good.
You got like 10 people all in brackets and you got a trophy at the end.
I don't want to watch that shit are you kidding the tutorial never told me how to do that
Return return he has the same one
3 0
Dude the this that's so OP
It's a
This is how it is in fucking extraction games man. It's always a 2v1
This guy's playing squads
Fuck out of here bitch.
That was crazy right there, that was crazy.
He didn't even know what happened.
Okay, we got a game.
We got a game.
Dude, how do I lob?
I love!
Look at that shit.
Picture from my memory book.
Yes!
He's panicking.
Alright, chill. Chill. Wait. Pretend I lagged out. Pretend I lagged out.
I'm lagging. I'm lagging. Just kidding, fucker.
Five four no
I see what I did wrong I see
Oh my god match point
What the fuck out of here?
Dude, I have no idea.
Bro, these guys have already min-maxed and looked at the website for the best meta build.
I'm sick of these gamers, dude.
I'm sick of this shit.
Two Mario Tennis meta users.
That racket is clearly the noob shit.
It's the noob shit.
I respect you if you don't use the shadow one.
The match is starting. Let's see how it plays out.
Alright, new strat. No power shots? Just pure tennis.
Oh, that motherfucker! Oh, I got it, I got it!
I knew what you were doing there, bro. I know what you were doing there, you little star fuck.
Right in the shitter. Right in the shitter.
How am I supposed to return that?
Okay, we're back. We're back. We're back.
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Come on.
There it is.
There it is!
That right corner right there. That's his weak point.
I'm lagging, I'm lagging, I'm lagging, I'm lagging.
No!
Are you kidding?
Alright, the double shot keeps getting me killed.
I don't want to see that shit, the double, I need to stop power shotting.
There it is.
Okay, okay.
Oh, oh, yes!
Oh my. He has no idea.
He's gonna fever here.
That's okay, it's okay
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. We're going where we're going. I'm saving my old
I don't you know, I don't even need the I don't even need the ragging I don't even need it
I don't even need to use it. I'm better. I'm better. I'm not even gonna use my power
Okay, I'm gonna use it. I'm actually gonna use it right now.
It's actually kind of heavy, so I want to use it.
It was hurting my back. And now it's kind of heavy. It's a heavy item.
This shit billed. This shit billed. You're done. Double shit.
No! Oh. Oh no dude. Hold on, wait, wait.
Wait. Wait for his ADD to kick in.
He's gonna look at his phone now!
Oh wait, you gotta win by two! You gotta win by two!
Okay, okay, hold on hold on sometimes I go back to the basics
I
Okay, okay
You know what
This is when you have all the powers and then you die and you lose it all and then you have to play to earn it all back again.
It's one of these plots. It's just the beginning.
Man, I'm not losing to Manfam.
Okay, I got four bars.
I have no excuse.
This guy, we have excellent connection.
I'm a little scared though.
That was a little worrisome right there.
Great top spin!
Oh, chokers!
That's a high bounce!
Two, zero.
Buddy, why would the tutorial only tell you about fucking A and not the other moves in this game?
Two, one.
That's not giving up, tell me something!
Yeah, is X?
Wow, I'm not...
What is the log?
Oh, right, let's go ahead.
You have power shot, which one's the log?
Oh my god, I shit on his serving spot.
gonna hurt you in the long run. 4, 2. Oh, I just found tech. I just found tech. Wait a minute.
You have to, you hit it lightly in the mud. Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Okay, okay, okay, I figure it out figure it out
Come on now. Come on. Come on. Where am I going? Where am I going? Where am I shooting?
What am I doing? You're done.
What am I doing, man? Oh my god.
Six. Oh, gosh.
What a... what?
You're kidding!
Okay, okay. I don't know how that one lobbed.
Or drop shot.
I refuse to go to C-Ring.
I don't know what to do with this.
No.
still be still be
now what what the hell what happened to my audio
Hang on, no way you spend 70 dollars on this new Pango ass thing.
Hold on, bro. My audio just went to shit.
Don't attack. Hold.
Alright, see what happened.
No way you actually...
That's insane, dude. That's actually insane.
Alright.
Wow free you love. That last match was a match.
Oh wait a minute, wait a minute.
Oh, what is the purple shot again?
Three, two, I don't remember what the purple shot is in this game.
Dude, are you kidding me?
That tornadoes...
Dude, I think the mud build is shit.
I think I regret the mud build.
4, 3, yeah his tornado looks awesome.
What?
4, aww.
Keep it going.
Nice angle.
Keep it going!
Nice angle!
Dude, how do you lob?
What?!
Yeah, that turned in on some bullet-
Holy shit! The mud does NOTHING!
6, 4,
match point.
This will be the mud!
Nice curve on this!
What a fun shot!
Game set alive!
whatever man let me fall the climb bro let me fall the climb okay man okay
Free low, free low!
Alright, I can't lose to this fucking guy.
I can't lose to this fucking guy over here.
1, 0. Right, right!
One up two zero.
Here's top spin.
Great top spin.
Oh, that's not...
That is some bow...
Okay.
Is this guy the C plus master?
Are you in this ring?
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh my god.
Okay, let's relax here. I'm gonna beat this guy
Nope nope nope
No way you read it!
You didn't even bother going to the opposite side.
Okay, at least we countered that.
We countered the rackets.
Okay, you know what?
The rat did this racket success. I have to dodge. I have to dodge shit on the ground
While trying to hit this shit. Are you kidding me?
And make receiving players fall for going ice build.
Honestly the volcano one is probably the best because you have to actively move out of the
red and from years of MMO playing people are horrible at that.
Using this that's gonna be my main one. I think that's gonna be the best racket in the game
One zero, all right, let's see it. Let's see
One oh what the hell was that
I'm not sure how to do a shot like she just did
What am I missing here?
two
bro c plus is harder than b-minus
dude these curves
oh my god!
these people are so fucking good man!
no dude!
She instantly counters. Alright, flambracket.
Best 0-7s can become a 7-7.
By the time the PlayStation event arrives, I will be a B-gamer.
Until I get control on this
All right, here we go here we go here we go my new person new person you gamer
new gamer
No, oh wait my friend wait the other guys was a meteor
One, oh. Unless he hits the meteor once and it blows up, I think that's what happens.
Okay, okay, okay, bro, I can beat this guy. I can beat this guy. This is where we come up now. This is where we come up.
Oh, yeah. I don't know what that arrow up means. Does anyone know what that means?
Try to figure out the game.
Oh, yeah, bro. Easy.
Carming.
How is he curbing it like that?
I'm not sure how to do that.
I
Just having on the fire on purpose
The Federer they call me the Federer of tennis online in maria
what they call me the Federer whatever the fuck that guy's name is no one was
paid bro that was all legitness
Arrow is the jump shot CD.
I can't lose it to Josh.
Oh, zero star.
Dude, zero fucking Wi-Fi ass Josh.
Wi-Fi fucking Josh with his double bullshit fucking shadow racket.
So it makes the single into a couple
What the hell is this?
We're not I'm not losing this I can I can game at one bar
Do I look like a fucking noob I?
Can I can own it 600 ms three?
All right, here we go here we go
3, 1, what up man? What up dude? Alright.
You know what's killing me the power shots
All right, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Okay, okay, bring it back, bring it back, bring it back.
Come on now come on now come on bro
No!
Come on bro, come on bro!
Fuckin' laggy ass Josh here bro! Zero bar connection!
Come on dude!
I wonder how to put a fire on the back.
Whoa, whoa, okay, okay, okay, nice, nice.
Oh
There it is boys get out of here Josh fix your shit connection, bro. You start learn fuck
Fuck out of your man
Oh, we're climbing, we're climbing.
Oh, this is the noob shit people are...
I don't want it.
Creates a firebar where the ball bounces.
Players who run into firebars will...
Are you serious?
Oh my god, they made him more insane.
See ya, plushie!
Ah!
Get a C-plus!
I removed Diddy Kong.
What the fuck? Dude, that is such bullshit.
I feel like that is some bullshit right there, dude.
Oh my god, that's even double bullshit.
Okay, let's do this one.
I still think the one where you have to keep dodging the red circles is the most OP.
I'm waiting for that.
You can drop shot into the hat I still haven't figured out the drop shot is it left stick
back
Alright Jerome, you're going down!
You're going down Jerome!
You're going down here buddy!
Alright, this is the last match of your screen time and it's going to be a loss.
Remember this when you do your homework.
Oh
He shit on my part. Oh, this is terrible
Very nice
Oh
Dude that thing is so bad
Three okay, okay, that's fine. That's fine
Really you're gonna ruin some mind before I run into yours
For
Yep.
5, 2, yep.
You gotta figure this out, bro. You gotta figure this out, man.
Dude, the purple shot is so strong.
be the match point.
Game set and match so much.
Boys.
Boys, I'm not a C plus gamer.
That match shows you I'm not a C plus gamer.
Get me out of this league.
Thank you. Give me give me on the win streak
All right, we're back
All right, all right
No, this just came out today, I just think Nintendo didn't market this game at all
They kind of just like pushed it out and we're like yeah pretty much
Yeah, here you go, whatever.
Let's see what we got here.
Wait until I figure out how to drop shot you're done.
Nice try man, nice try.
Don't fuck with us bro, you don't know.
You don't know man.
Smack your dad works at Nintendo?
Tell him to tell...
Tell him to make the next...
sell the...
Tell him to go back to the old formula.
Maybe make it a souls-like.
This is insane.
Boys, this is insane.
Boys, holy shit.
Holy shit!
Good, he's just got decimated.
Yeah, he's just got... I don't even know about it. I don't even know.
This could be an anime.
Is X down? Wait, really? You hit your... Oh, really? You hit the fever button?
What up, man? Can I reverse this guy before?
Oh, you are so screwed, buddy. Fire and ice? You're gonna die.
Everybody fire and ice. Good luck
Okay, okay
I just tried doing the drop shot. It didn't seem like it was a drop shot.
That is in the worst spot, that slippery shit.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay. Rematch, buddy, rematch.
Come on, come on.
back to back give me your best shot
I can do it!
the cord is open
whoops don't fall
great top speed
he's a high town
damn it
No, okay, okay, all right hold up hold up
No, this isn't good match point, okay
Let's get up and see what's happening.
Ooh-hoo!
Watch!
Game set and match!
We'll see about it.
Come on, man.
What the fuck, buddy?
Alright, alright.
Dude.
Dude, I tried every...
I did the B-A down.
There was no drop shot.
Dropshot is B, A? What?
You don't even press two buttons, it's only one hit.
Dropshot in the fire, G.J. B, then A? Alright, I know.
Let's see how it plays out.
Coming back, Logan!
Oh, I just did it. I just did it. I just did it.
Zero.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
And then how do you do a lob?
Two. Zero.
Three. Zero.
Okay.
Don't give up!
Oh, an easy one!
Three, one.
Oh, you think you got this, huh? You thought you were gonna get this, huh? I don't think so, do you?
It's just about time for a three per shot.
Two. What's your plan, bro? Double ults! Who's ulting first?
Four two god damn it. God damn it
Four three
Motherfucker, okay
Nice angle!
He's got an interesting angle!
That's a shot!
Charge!
Six! Three!
What?!
Let's see the replay!
Match point!
You ready?
How was that out?
No!
Dude, those serving, dude, the serving curves are insane.
No, he brought me back!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on.
What the fuck man?
I don't belong here.
What?
Wait, that's actually strong!
Wow!
Oh no, every time I try to do a drop shot I fail.
Put your fire in the middle, yeah.
I can see how booze power is super strong.
OK, OK, chill, chill.
Yeah, I mean, I think he's just not good with it, but I'm going to say he's not good.
And then he's going to kick my ass.
So I'm not saying anything.
I'm not saying anything.
We'll take it, we'll take it, we're back.
What a heated match! That was exciting!
A minus player, thank you sir, thank you sir. Reclaim.
Position reclaimed.
Where I belong. Actually, I belong higher. Oh, whoops.
When Active enhances the curve of the player's shot, also adds curve to lob and topspin?
Okay, I just found the God combo.
Okay, this is opious shit.
Blue Luma.
With a curve racket.
That is gonna be deadly.
Brace, god combo.
Alright.
Even I'm scared.
Okay, okay.
You can have the gimmicky powers. I'll work around it.
Oh my god.
I'm not.
Okay, okay.
Here's top speed. It's a strong battle.
The ground just keeps going. A whole tricky.
Keep it going. I can't take my eyes off this.
Alright, alright. Hold on, hold on.
This will be the match point!
JJ!
Two second match!
So good!
Come on boys, we got it!
Heh heh heh!
Where's that fucking Logan guy?
Where is he?
I got my build!
Already!
Heh heh heh!
All right, let's see whoa, whoa
Okay, you one fucking star loving shit
Let's see what we got here. Let's see what we got here.
Okay, okay, chill. Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Easy one!
Tornado!
Oh, shi- God damn!
What the tornado?
Uh-oh.
You're the best shot!
Oh, what a fun shot!
Here, stop spinning!
That's a smart object!
Okay.
Oh, you ready?
Oh, great top speed!
I'm not even hit!
Great offense!
Now we just keep going!
Nice, nice!
Alright, hold up, we're gonna hit some spins here.
We need spins.
Spinning, spinning!
It's just about time for a fever shot!
What a sight!
I
Don't think she thought I was gonna return that she has double
Okay, double ult. Double ult. Okay, okay, that's fine. It's just a little windy outside.
Dude!
Match point!
This will be the match point!
Here's Scott's pin!
Nice technique!
It's a strong spin!
Woohoo!
Back shot!
Great front shot!
Six, five,
Come on, come on, come on!
Match point!
I lose it to one bar!
I know these strats big toe right on the ethernet cable you start losing to start wiggling
it. Alright here we go, here we go.
I see a C minus in your future Yoshi
Okay.
I see it.
Keep it going!
Top!
Wonderful!
Oh, an easy one!
I'm charged!
Nice curve on that shot!
Net! 3, 1! Easy! Easy!
4, 1! There it is! There it is!
All right, all right, all right
Come on
That's what I said. I told you see minus in the future
Six one even I didn't know where that was spinning match point this will be the match point
There is.
Three, seven, match.
Set it down.
What can I say about we're on the way up?
What I look, oh, I see the bee right there.
I see the bee.
We're climbing the mountain.
Here we go.
Oh
Shit
Our shot
Well done!
Not bad!
No!
Are you telling me? No, I'm not. She just lobbed.
While still having her fever.
I still don't know how to use it then.
What the hell was that?
She just shot a nuke at me
There's a nuke
Oh, the Shrats, huh?
Shrat that.
Shrat this.
I can deal with the nukes.
Nice!
Interesting Shrat right there.
Interesting shot right there
Returned
Returned denied uninstalled downloaded
Okay, that one I said we missed the file we missed the file
That's some fuckin' bullshit.
Okay, apparently if that hits you, it scums you.
Match point.
There it is.
Get out of my arena.
I don't belong in C+.
Get out of my arena.
How much was that? Oh, we're grinding.
Oh, yeah, that was a bad, that was a bad.
That was a good, okay.
What, 7% maybe?
Alright, buddy, you ready?
Oh, he did. He's shit-built? There's no way.
I- The shit-built is bad.
Two? Zero.
Okay, maybe I was bad at it.
Alright, alright, chill, chill, chill.
What's going on that shot?
Can't take my eyes off of this.
Two.
Oh, what up man?
What up dude?
You can do it.
Oh my, dude, that curve was wild.
was wild.
Nice, nice. Come on, come on, come on. Speed running to B.
This movie. Come on man!
You're gonna be a C plus player!
Oh my god
Another one banished to C plus
I
Really I worry yet I
What is no longer online?
I love us no one online
What a man
PlayStation event is in two hours. They said it's a 60-plus minute presentation.
Oh! Whoa! Yeah, how does this guy be minus?
I say he's about to kick my ass.
I think Bowser's just slow.
Yeah, the rumor is Bloodborne 2.
Oh my god!
Lol.
Oh my god, I returned it and owned him and got the curb buff.
Wow.
Nice angle!
Oh ho! Tricky!
A great return!
Despite Belly's trouble.
Wow!
Match point!
This will be the match point!
Oh, an easy one!
I'll be tough!
6-3!
Let's see the reason!
I'm on the edge of my seat!
Oh my fucking God what is the journey guys the journey we made it back
Back to plus minus zero.
Holy shit.
Made it back.
What the hell?
Had to lose 70 gain 10.
Come on man!
Alright chill chill!
I know Vladec I know.
I know man I'm like...
I'm like uh... shell.
You're not beating us.
I'm the last boss, bro.
I'm the guy you passed that you want to be.
You'll get to my level, dude.
You're just not there yet.
With enough work, you'll get there.
I know.
I know
Oh, he missed it
there it is boys yeah I what I was thinking I was thinking be but now I'm
aiming towards B plus
Hold on, TSM's calling one sec. Let me just unmute them. How dare they? I'm having a moment
with my chat right now. Okay, how dare they during work hours? How dare they? Sorry about
like as
I'll see here
but you're playing fucking Mario man
imagine playing Mario fucking Mario game
I have to double all that was fucking horrible
You can do it
The double all was not worth it right there, but this guy's good
It's done. It's done. Three, two.
Dude, is there a sprint button?
What the fuck!
No, mom, no!
What's that, dude?
Okay, okay, we got a game here. We got a game here, boys. Hold up.
keep it going okay nice nice we take that we take that
Give it your best shot!
Five, four.
Wait, what the hell? He slipped!
Nice curve on that shot!
Nice angle!
That's a clean side spin!
Oh, an easy one!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, Irving.
Come on, Irving!
Come on, come on!
Fuck outta here.
Mom on me, right there bro.
Don't make me a margarita pizza.
FANTO!
I'm sorry to break the vibe, have you seen eugenics?
I have man, I'm aware of her dude, I played it.
I played it.
I've played it bro.
Be Gamer right there boys.
Be Gamer right there.
Mr. Duplia!
Okay, Mr. Duplia.
Yeah, why is this?
What the fuck?
What?
What the hell is this?
What a weird...
...racket. It's kind of a shitty racket, to be honest.
one
That's a I guess so
To one excuse me
Give it your best shot!
Incredible!
Nice, eh?
Nice curve on that shot!
Oh, an easy one!
Here's the last spin!
It's a strong bounce!
Wonderful!
Happy tricky!
It's hot!
Incredible!
Hey, this is so weird!
3, 2, wow!
Dude, that's so awkward, but it honestly makes it easier because you can get a power shot on the bounce.
Yeah, because it slows the ball down.
5, 2, what the hell is this?
Yeah, the flower guy's trying his best.
Why are you fucking shit?
Stop spin!
Oh, easy guy!
Very nice!
Ah!
Every three!
An intense...
You can do it!
Incredible!
What an incredible shot!
A deep hit!
Straight on it!
Oh, how tricky!
Stop spin!
That's a strong finish!
this is honestly I didn't know about this racket friend obnoxious racket
doesn't feel like it's helping him this for long enough thing
what
That was exciting!
Hang in there!
Oh boy!
That's a heated match!
There it is boys!
Oh my god!
That was exciting!
Hang in there!
Oh boy!
That's a heated match!
That was exciting!
Hang in there!
Oh boy!
Oh my god.
The match is starting! Let's see how it plays out!
Was this guy about to lose this dude?
He was playing Mario and Mario Tennis?
But if anyone's doing that, they're trying to gain an advantage.
Because they're not gonna make the guy...
They're not gonna make Mario back.
His name's on the cover. Zero.
Alright, I know you're motive. There's no other reason to play Mario.
Okay, this guy's a tryhard.
No one actually tries to play Mario.
It's like playing Mario and Mario part.
Two? Zero. Okay, got it.
You're not here, broda.
Keep it going.
Nice curve on that shot.
Nice angle.
Oh, you're gonna fall.
That was intense.
You can do it!
Oh yeah man, understand!
That'll be tough!
The fuck hurt!
Oh, it's easy!
Nice play!
This is how much you know?
Four?
One.
How the fuck are you B-Bro?
How am I meeting you in B?
Who the fuck did you beat?
I don't see pluses that are better.
I've been in the C-pusses, bro!
Are you gonna fuck up all my shit, bro?
You're gonna fuck up my holes out of the net!
Oh no
Good out of here man. Good out of here dude. All right flower guys on my side
Agree flower guy agreed. This is for you man
Thank you
Thank you man, thank you.
Our guy's very nice.
He's just a friendly guy dude, he's just a nice guy.
What the flower guy glazed bro?
Alright, here we go, here we go.
Nice shot.
That's a good man!
Good job man!
Oh, shit. Why am I versing a B minus player?
Let me show what B players are about.
Hold on, let me put this B minus player in his place. Hold on.
Okay, I got this all the time.
Let me put this fucking guy in his place.
You're a B-minus guy. You're a B-minus player.
What the hell are these shots right now?
get that shit out of my face Mario get that shit out of my face
I can't take my eyes off this!
Nice play!
Wonderful!
That's the fuck out of here bro.
You don't know this man?
You don't know what the B-Life is like?
You don't know!
That's the fuck out of here, bro.
You don't know this, man.
You don't know what the B-Life is like.
You don't know.
You'll never know.
Game set and match.
Receive it.
Come on, dude!
Did the climb has slowed down?
Getting like 10 points of victory.
Logan's already at A rank.
I have never met a more skilled 38-year-old pro 35 asshole. Big difference.
Alright, uh, be, uh, ghost? This might be scary.
When he goes invisible, I'm worried.
What I'm at, I don't got to see you. I realized I don't have to see you. I actually prefer not seeing you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stay like that. Stay just like that. I don't even need to see the ball.
That shit out of here, bro. Get that shit out of here.
Okay, okay, okay.
I was going to go the other way, it wasn't expecting I just shoot those out.
I'm fast. I'm fast.
Ouch!
What's this?
Shit on, shit on. What'd I do?
Match point.
I don't need to see you to beat you. Here we go.
You're done.
You're done, bro.
You're set and matched.
Holy shit!
There it is. 1996.
Okay, we're going, we're going, we're going!
Slowly but surely.
We're headed there, we're going.
Okay, okay!
World rank!
I
Weed another b-minus
One out of a car around as soon as I as soon as I zone in its game time
I'm trying to grind your brother
Hold on this guy has a new build. I haven't seen this
I don't even know what that wand does.
2-0!
3-2!
Alright, come on, come on!
Aiee! Oh, that's rough, man!
I could see a bee in this guy's life.
I could see it.
Good player.
Four.
Oh, wow.
Five.
Four.
I know that he pushes the net fast and gets me, so...
Oh, I know that he pushes the net fast and gets me, so...
What the fuck?
Oh, that was clean.
Okay, that was clean.
okay that was clean match point this will be what I do I just launched that
shit all right all right close that was a good match that was a good match that
was a clean match right there
That guy just set up an Amazon return
Zimbabic oh yo this guy's a b-plus. Oh shit, okay b-plus player, okay
Okay, okay hold on hold on
I
Oh
All right, all right, come on now
You're killing me!
You're an intense shot!
A great return!
Dude, fire!
That's power!
Nice technique!
Five, two...
You can do it!
Wow, what are these fucking insane angles?
Let's see the reach. Match point. Alright. And here it does. I sent him a machine gun.
Holy shit dude, that guy just owned me.
He killed the streak.
In those situations, I need a lob.
Let me just, uh, let me see, wait, change options.
Banana rackets, scatters, banana peels for the ball bounces and after fever shot counters.
A banana racket.
What the fuck, a golden dash racket actually sounds kinda cool.
What if you get someone who's a fucking speed motherfucker?
Hold up, let me see here.
button mode okay there we go fixed ZL is not a drop shot
What if you do the max speed with that racket?
Here's the fastest toad.
you
You
I
Keep it going
The hell am I doing
Don't give up!
Nice curve on that shot!
Too fast to see!
She had the same racket as me?
Am I tripping?
Four? Are you kidding me, man?
First time music is same racket
Nice nice come on come on come on
You can do it!
A great drop shot!
Ooh!
Fast shot!
A great return!
Now it's true!
That was a sight!
Oh, an easy one!
Great topspin!
Wonderful!
I
Matchpoint
Oh
My man, I was supposed to be plus
Whatever whatever need spin
Yeah, the spin is so strong
The arrow does mean buff duration it does I
I actually think the Rackets add a great dynamic to the game, I actually think it's better
than the previous Mario Tennis.
This rack is crazy
Wow, he just tanked it all!
Oh, an easy one!
My ball?
What was the plan to pierce this guy?
A deep hit!
Right off his!
What a fun shot!
What a save!
How charged!
What?!
Two, one.
Dude, how is this guy fucking walking towards Lobs and still returning it?
One, two, three!
Oh
Oh my god, I don't even know
This isn't good. This isn't good. This is not good.
I
Every single log somehow he catches up to it
Oh, an easy one!
Right, I swing!
Woo!
My power!
Nooo!
Please stop and match, Lucifer!
Hey, stop!
You can quit trying!
Dude, this guy returned every log and every drop shot.
What the hell even was that?
Now do you want it all today?
Look at your screen instead of fucking looking at every letter you type.
The match is starting!
Let's see!
D-I-D-I-D!
Space!
Why, uh, uh, why are you winning at me?
Right thumbs up!
Nice technique!
Great drop shot!
What a fun shot!
Okay, okay, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
What's the difference between a charged and a
charged?
I can't take my eyes off this.
It's just about time for a fever shot.
Still got some here.
We trapped her.
What a sight.
Two.
Zero.
Oh my god, the shadow hit her.
And I got the point.
What?
Nice technique.
I'll end by your own mimic.
That's a clean science mission.
One.
from the fire
I can't tell what the star shot even does is it like a heavy hit
All right, all right, all right
Three that's some BS
Nice technique
Six three I don't know I hit her with the ball like five times
Drop shot it.
There it is boys, there it is.
We got an hour and 30 to the PlayStation event here.
Clean and lean, boys. Clean and lean, boy. Clean and lean, wee!
The match has started. Let's see how it plays out.
I don't know who is this.
Fuck her!
Easy, boy! Wonderful!
I don't know how he's gonna recover that, that's bullshit.
Okay, okay.
That's unfortunate.
Yeah, that just blew up on me.
Four?
I can't believe this.
Four?
I know that deal.
We both messed up.
It's a piece of cake.
I'm not okay.
Too fast to see?
What a fun shot!
Huh huh!
Oh, an easy one!
So much power!
My pipe hole!
What's the plan?
Five? That's crazy.
Ready?
You guys can't do it.
No!
Shit! Match point!
Oh, he popped his fever! Match point!
Wow. Alright, alright. Okay, alright, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I love the two of them.
Oh my god.
SHIELD, BUDDY.
The B+, Matt!
Okay, okay!
That was a good game.
Can you disable the announcer? Do you guys want me to shut him off?
Yeah, this guy's copyin' the bills!
That's not good!
That's fucking bullshit.
Okay, okay, Shanefield is the last guy, kind of.
Oh, you messed up there?
What's up, man?
What up, man?
I
Say curves of the last seconds
Wish monkeys better
What a man, what a dude, okay, okay, that's point.
The better, Ditty, the better, come on, go back to being the minus buddy, go back to
be minus yes he's a vtuber flower bro
And you're actually, I don't know if you can beat him.
I doubt he has his own slider.
Dude, they don't even have commentary.
Oh my god.
killed him he's dead oh we killed him boys
bullet bill bill
he's dead boys he's dead
no longer will we hear him
ah let's see bullet bill bill
no more insane recoveries
One. Zero. That's tall.
Ready?
Two. One. All.
Very nice.
I just missed a little.
What the fuck? I literally LOVED it!
Okay, what the hell even is this, man?
Are you serious?
Five, dude, and they slowly travel towards you?
It's almost like it's worth purposefully stepping on, or just get rid of.
Oh my god!
Wait, did we shut him off?
Ha ha ha!
Oh, I noticed you shut it off! I thought I was shutting back on!
Don't worry, I noticed you mistakenly added that!
You can do it!
Easy one!
Come on, come on, come on!
You're the go-in!
No! I'm an antigen receiver!
No, I'm gonna lose. I'm done.
You ready?
You're a fun shot!
Oh my gosh, dude, that is deadly and bullshit.
That is rough dude, that rag is so bullshithering.
The bullet bill, I can't tell if it's that great, it seems like they're really good at
returning it. There we go, saved. I'm going back to the
Curvage the technical Curvage player this what wait what was that one I think
it already locked me in oh my god Killian bro it's actually him
Oh, yeah, she goes this.
Holy shit.
Two, one.
Two, oh, wait, what?
What, he's invisible?
Does he have booze?
He has booze, random, two.
12, 2, 1, 5, 2, hahahaha!
6, 2, come on man!
You don't even know where you are, bro!
Okay, okay.
Right, right.
Game set and match, receiver.
Goodbye.
Never left.
Okay, how many wins?
Okay, two wins.
Two wins to be plushed.
Yeah, tomorrow re-animal playthrough starts.
It's gonna be beautiful.
Oh, that's disgusting.
The Curved Lob is fucking nasty.
Oh shit.
New tech unlocked.
Oh, no, no, no, no, that's rage-inducing cat.
Oh my god drop shot drop shot her drop
3, 1, that was a nice return, okay.
4, so that's messed up.
5, 1, 2, here's going back to Gamestop.
you
You
Hit it Donna
Mom mom media
maybe oh my god B plus game oh yo a-minus don't go to a it's a whole new
world
Nice, we got Pillar, we got Pillar. Free Elo, free Elo Gamer.
Sometimes they're shooting to the right, then they're going to fly to the left, and then they actually just stay.
3, 0, 3, low, 3, low.
4, 0, okay, here we go, here we go, 5, 0, come on, A minus rush, A minus.
Okay, okay.
Match point.
7-0, 7-0.
Wow.
Damn.
game set and match recalibrated
damn
deleted, actually
deleted
I don't know you might see me at the tennis tournaments you might see me you might see
me there.
One zero.
I like how the court changes every 15 minutes for everybody.
Yeah, we'll go for another sweep boys. I need another sweep here.
Three zero I'll play with this I'll play with this right here. Thank you
4, 0.
Nice, nice.
5, 0.
Insane sweeps right now.
Six. Zero. Returned. Match point.
Game set and match server.
Goddamn boys, god damn.
Double seven O's.
Double seven O's, man.
All right, all right, I know, I know.
Oh
Oh, I'm throwing, I'm throwing.
That's that shit bitch, I can't dare you to, I dare you!
There, there go again, run!
Are there you bro?
Four, three, make him run. Get those steps in.
5, 3, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!
There it is, boys. He doesn't know what to do here.
Okay, he knows, kind of.
No!
Oh, shit. Okay, okay.
You're kidding, bro. Holy shit.
And that is silver. There it is, there it is. Match point.
Watch six.
Oh
Six oh we're back we're back we're back
Come on come on
You're done here, Bobbi! You're done here!
Yes!
Holy shit!
Good!
He was good, he was good, he was the final bot- oh I know he wasn't.
Damn, bam, okay, okay!
Hold on, C9 is calling.
When activated, it hits our upon ability to push opponents back.
lob shot is quick to charge that sounds fucking horrible some of these sound
like they're just rage rage inducing
oh yeah a PlayStation event is in 58 minutes we'll be checking it out boys
tomorrow re-animal okay b-plus player
relax what this is my arena I've never lost here
That's fucking stupid
Get that shit out of here, bro
I just bumped into the glass
Yes!
Three, two.
Four, two. Ah, that racket is stupid as shit.
You have land mines.
Five, two.
Two.
Right.
you
All right, all right, he's just a slow character
A- before the PlayStation event easy
If I verse Logan again it'll be interesting, but knowing him he's a plus.
One, zero.
Okay!
One, zero.
Okay!
One, zero.
Okay!
One, zero.
Okay!
we take those I'm sorry we have to do that sometimes donkey what the hell was
that how was he supposed to return even I think I was bullshit what
three what was he supposed to do there
How does this guy be a plus?
Five.
One.
How the hell?
Six.
One.
6, 1, match point, game set and match server, cruising out the food boys, cruising out the
to it right now we're headed up the card
please wait okay okay another donkey
I'm just saying it. Oh wait, he has the same racket. He's using the same shit.
Okay, okay, okay, I just realized
He's using the same one
What the hell?
It's like I tripped.
4, 1, 5, nice, nice, double lob, double kerb lob, 6, 1, 2, 3, 4, 3, 4, 3, 4, 3, 4, 3,
Six, one. He's done it, he's done it. Match point.
Six, two.
I was shot a lot, but I just didn't have power.
6, 3, uh-oh.
Matchpoint.
So, oh, he's using my shit now, you fucking monkey shit?
Okay, bro.
Matchpoint.
game set and get your shit out of here get the hell out of here man
a-
Okay
When actually turns a player metal which gives invincibility and a power boost
If I bet 97 K you better win I don't know man, I'm just
I don't know man
Somebody I'm versing my first a-minus. Oh shit
Shadowbuild a-minus
What zero okay
That was basic
What the hell is this?
Dude, her power shots are so strong!
I have zero bar power shark
Alright, come on, come on!
5, 2, oh shit!
5, 3, leg in the middle!
Okay, okay, it's such a fast power shot who the fuck is returning this
Game set and match!
So that's crazy.
Dude, that's...
I don't even know.
You gotta end here before she can swing.
You gotta kill her before she kills you on the power return.
That was so strong.
Yeah, but then you don't play close and then...
drop shots here. Wow, dude. Don't tell me all A ranks are daisies.
99 dollars! Ha ha ha ha!
Player!
One. Zero. That was good returns.
Oh, holy shit, I was stepping on all the ice.
All right, this is scary, 3, 2, that left drop shot is disgusting, absolutely disgusting.
I might pass out at like no HP shit
4? Oh, no way!
5, 4, 6, 4, this is not the match point.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
I don't think I can get through this.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
I think I can get through this.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
Game set and match seven.
Wow.
Damn.
Damn, damn, damn.
Bro, I just want to get to A-Bad.
Please, brother.
I'm not losing to Cheetos.
I should have logged in, you lucky shit.
That's the fuck out of here, man!
A ghosted chain, whatever the fuck his name is.
At zero bars.
This is literally hard mode.
A laggy invisible bar.
3, 2, nice, nice.
4, 2, easy, easy.
That drop shot, though.
Five, two.
Whoa!
That was sudden.
six three very nice very nice point clean and game and game set us up a mass receiver shake
Shake hands boys, shake hands, GG's.
A minus on the way.
Bags packed.
We're headed there.
Come on, A minus before the event.
Come on now.
Game set in, Ratchelina.
Fidos.
All right.
one zero because you're just in the way man you're just a you're just a
obstacle in the way that's it
get out of my way bro
You're an obstacle, brother.
Let's go!
I'm in Mexico!
Four, one.
Five, one. I know, Peters.
This is a minus gameplay here, bro. This is a minus.
I know bruh, it's A minus gameplay dude.
You gotta go at the times.
Time set and match here
It is
Oh my god triple digit holy shit top 1,000 Mario tennis player
Check your streamer boys
I've never seen that happen before.
2-0. Shit.
3-0. Excuse me, what was that?
3-1.
I don't know, that's unfortunate shit right there.
4, 2, okay, okay, she's gotta outlod the double.
I
Do
No fucking way you laggy fucking shit
Okay, that was some new garbage where somehow she was curving the ball more than I was curving
the ball with the curved fucking character. Okay.
Beaty-pinyada!
Come on man, A minus please!
Can you play this without Special Rackets, yes.
That's Bully.
One.
Oh.
One.
Two.
One.
Interesting.
What is this?
3, 1, okay.
4, 1, come on Pat!
Step it up Pat!
Got a sheet!
Four? Two! Damn, alright, alright.
What the hell is this?
He downloaded me.
Five, three, headshot.
Five, four, get those fucking blue shots.
Five, four, there goes fucking blue shots dude.
Six, four, nice, nice, come on.
Game set and match server.
There it is.
Delivered. Absolutely delivered.
Very nice.
I'd say four wins four wins
Four wins for a-minus I gotta go on a streak three if I'm on a streak
Sheep NZR it's not happening
Why the fuck didn't I lock man, what am I doing this?
Three one
Three one this guy's returns are so fast
Three
Yes, double fever he's giving me nuke and
Oh, yeah, he's getting ready, he knows, he knows what he has.
Four, three, what is this guy doing right now?
there we go we're going to ethernet how about using your fever buddy
for hall that move makes no sense I don't even know how the hell you're supposed
to capture that
Dude, what the fuck even is this?
The lob literally does not lob in this shit.
How do you counter him?
Holy shit!
Dude, what?
That's...
Wow.
That's... wow.
That was, that was fucking strong, man.
That was strong shit right there.
Dude the new tech was not teching
Oh these days these are scary
That was fast
3, 1.
three four that never worked the whole game last game
Okay, okay, come on, come on.
point
six
No way!
Sometimes you just gotta speedrun that point man. Sometimes you gotta play so fast that they're like, what the hell just happened?
Alright, come on, come on.
even he was like what a minus player come on dude
one oh this isn't good
net nice nice
2, there we go, there we go.
Oh, that's what that is, he's pushing me back after a hit.
Nice nice
For all
Okay, that thing's actually, if you use that and then do a drop shot, I don't think you can recover.
Aw, shit, man.
There we go, here we go.
6 all.
Advantage, shoulder.
Holy shit, come on!
Was it ult? No ult?
Game set and ass receiver!
Come on, A- before play- state of play! A- come on!
One win, one win, we got 20 minutes, all right, A minus, come on, who is it, who is
visit. Be money! Be money! Be money! Alright, alright, come on now. Oh, oh no.
2...1...
Alright, B-Money, B-Money, B-Money.
3...1...
B-Money, B-Money.
4...1...
B-Money, B-Money, B-Money.
The launch.
Space X?
Fuck outta here.
Fuck outta here, B-Money.
out of here. Fuck out of here, B-Money.
There it is. Holy shit.
Come on man.
Holy shit, the gold card, VIP.
God damn.
Apparently if you print this out, they give you some free shit.
Because they recognize your skill in the Nintendoverse.
Let me just print that out real quick.
Keep it in my wallet. Hold on now. The Golden Mario Visa.
The golden body of Beezer!
If you present this to Japan, they will let you stay there and get citizenship!
Alright, first... oh shit, first A-minus...
Match, boys!
Ah man, BA, we're not on the same lead dude!
We're not even the same man!
Ah, interesting. Okay, motherfucker.
Two, one.
Two, call.
Three, two, that's all again.
Not all of us can be A, alright?
If everybody could be A, you know, is it really a leaderboard?
It's more just a board.
With no leader.
Okay, okay. That was a good return. Anticipated the lob.
4, 3.
4, 4.
Come on, now, come on.
fuck! 5, 4, 5, 4, I don't fuck around with that, I launched it
Six, five, god damn, that's point.
Game set and match, receiver.
No!
We got time for one more we got time for one more
Alright buddy, hurry up, every donkey Kong fucking sucks.
Let me get my shit back.
One out. Zero.
Seven out, seven out.
Two. Zero. Seven out, come on.
Come on, man.
That's fucking weird, but okay.
Yeah, no one's returning that, but literally, no one's returning that.
Are you serious?
Double fire.
Get this out of my base.
Six, three, match point.
Game set and match receiver.
These are re-granted.
I will be back we'll be back. We'll be back
Our rumor has it concord two is being announced don't tell me no, no, I don't know that's just what I heard
I'm gonna leave that there
We heard the community loud and clear here at Sony studio we heard you so we decided to
relaunch but all the community feedback is a twist on tv slash
PlayStation
there it is boys get your snackies YouTube is gonna be slightly delayed I'm
just gonna stick with fucking twitch bro it's all good I'm just gonna piss real
quick boys and then let's see this is 60 plus minutes hopefully the god of war
War Crater's new game gets announced, let's see.
I still can't believe Gorsword got removed from steam.
Alright, these are my predictions.
We're gonna see more, um, uh, guerrilla, we're gonna, we're gonna see more of, uh, fuckin'
the Horizon game.
Something about Resident Evil.
Oh, shit, I, I could see a Resident Evil demo, potentially.
of war remake. I could see that. Maybe more Wolverine gameplay. I would love more Wolverine
gameplay. I think Highwish is McCory Ball Rock's new game. I hope it's not a remake
of one of the older PlayStation titles, but I think it might be.
I'm not sure what else.
Hogwarts Legacy 2?
Where was Hogwarts Legacy?
Where was that announced?
I forgot where they announced it.
Bloodborne 2 is definitely happening.
Kojima was posting a video of him editing.
Oh, so we might see Kojima's new scary game,
a little more footage of it.
Yeah.
Cerro's gameplay, maybe.
A new Kingdom Hearts.
Xbox event was where Hogwarts was announced.
I'm not like...
Marathon has a spot? Oh really? Dude, Kingdom Hearts, I'm not hyped for anymore. I feel like
even Die Hard Kingdom Hearts fans don't even know what the fuck is going on in the game.
Like they somehow made fucking Goofy's story more complicated than Elden Ring. It's fucking
goofy brown with that he does you need a body video on that shit the trailer
better start with the box for
It's gonna happen
Why not you two for better quality because sometimes it's delayed and buffers and I've been here many times and it happened so
Surprisingly YouTube is
Twitter's shittier quality but more consistent and usually the closest to real-time
No delay
Kingdom Hearts gameplay is fun couldn't care less about the story. You know what they should do
I think maybe I'm wrong. I'm not a diehard, but I do respect Kingdom Hearts. They should reboot it
Instead of doing a sequel it should just be like a restart that shit has spanned way too many fucking years and
And I feel like it's a good time to just re re introduce it and then restart it in a way
Where you anybody can just jump right into it and re like you know, I don't know
Brand new
Reintroduction
That's what four is gonna be
There's three gotcha mobile games with um, uh, crucial lore for Kingdom Hearts.
Dude, what the hell man?
What do you get like Darth fucking Dark Goofy?
What the hell do you gotcha in that shit?
How do you even gotcha?
Uh, where is this? I'm trying to shut something off.
Oh.
What's the best Square Enix game in your opinion?
Uh, off the top of my head, I don't know.
Give me some, what, give me some.
I can't think of any that I really care about.
Right now.
Final Fantasy?
Sure.
Final Fantasy X.
It's too early to see what the next Final Fantasy is.
It's too early.
Give it like two more years.
Maybe one more year and we'll see a teaser.
Oh, yeah, sleeping dogs. Sleeping dogs are square in X. I would say sleeping dogs is my favorite.
Yes.
I don't know if I'm super hyped for a God of War remaster.
The trilogy is still absolutely beautiful.
do I care about a remaster honestly I feel like I I feel like it's so fresh in
my mind that I don't need one
unless it's like some crazy shit where it's like demon souls level where it's
like holy shit it's like a whole different game almost on the enhancement
is so enhanced. They haven't even re-released the HD collection. Yeah. New God of War Egypt
series. Yeah, hopefully everybody's wrong and it's actually a new God of War game. Even
though it ended at such a note where it's kind of weird bringing Kratos back into conflict.
He seemed like he was very much at peace, like what else is going to threaten the world?
Yeah, yeah, then it's going to be called God of War if it's going to follow a trace.
They should just retire God of War.
Son of war son son of war
Don't get me wrong though if they actually pull off Egypt, it would be amazing
Don't get me wrong, I feel like it could be done, but it'd have to be very convincing as to how the hell you bring Kratos back in.
I don't know.
It would have to be some insane shit, but I don't know what the fuck they would do. Nothing makes sense to bring it back.
Oh, if they make it a prequel?
Yeah, I could see a prequel.
I don't think a prequel is bad.
If they pop off and the quality is that of God of War 2018 Plus,
and it's a prequel, it could be really good.
Or this is just going to show a bunch of the games already out on Steam.
Now available on PlayStation.
And it's just a game we've all played already on PC.
You mean what Nintendo is doing?
Ebola Village is now...
Oh!
Here we go, here we go.
Alright, what do we have here?
Let's see, PlayStation, pop off!
You have not been popping off!
Come on, give me something.
Give the PlayStation Nation something.
I sense suffering here spirit. Do you need help?
Oh! Hina devs! Oh shit!
A spirit kind? A number two?
It's been a long time since we've had one pure kind in Cosmora.
I'm glad you're here.
That snare was pretty cool.
That temple has been sealed as long as I can remember.
The dangerous corruption was locked inside,
along with the secrets of forgotten practice.
The studio's kinda cool, because they're an animation studio that decided to make a
video game.
Spirit guides here once used alchemy to cleanse corruption.
Maybe you can do the same.
Fear will bind you, ripping to the present, which must always pass.
That's pretty sick.
I'm surprised because the first game didn't look like it itself sold well.
God damn.
I was fucking...
If you count the devs, that was an aura shot on their animation. That looks sick.
Hey everyone, I'm Josh and this is my brother Mike.
We hope you enjoyed that first look at our next game, Kana, Scars of Cosmora.
After the amazing response to Kena Bridge of Spirits in 2021, the team was excited to take on the challenge of creating something even bigger and better this time around.
Our partnership with PlayStation Studios has empowered us to expand our scope, while still staying true to what made the first game special.
Since her adventure in Bridge of Spirits, Kena has grown into an older, more experienced spirit guide. The reputation now precedes her.
Wait, they're getting the PlayStation cost?
more home to multiple distinct communities.
On this adventure, Kena discovers a spirit-guided role
in helping living people.
This could actually be interesting.
That's the way.
With PlayStation Studio's support,
we're building on everything that fans loved
about the first game.
The first one had it?
The name of combat.
Really?
Epic boss battles, a larger, richer world,
and of course, our charming spirit companion.
Kena, stars of customer, leases on PlayStation
and PC. Thanks so much for watching and enjoy the rest of the show.
Jack, it's literally they're an animation studio that is making a game. So it's cool.
You can see how sick they are at animating.
The first game had its limitations.
in the way
oh my god
and
subjugate these people
Yo sister shima 3
you and me
despite
the only
the
just
only
and the same
Ghost of Yotay Legends.
Um.
Sherman?
Sure.
Who do you think will come down on top, Sam?
Oh my god.
I can't wait to find out.
The snowy mountain tops on this on PC
I see what my self-improvement looks like.
March 19th.
Get your way, man.
I don't know if I can beat it again.
Bad Robot Game.
I'm Mike Booth from Bad Robot Games, the Game Director of Forlube.
As a game designer, Forlube has always been to make game experiences that offer interesting
surprises and unpredictable moments that never get old.
The result is Forlube, an emergent, challenging, four-player combat sandbox where you and your
If friends succeed through cooperation and improvisation,
then we're no two runs or ever the same.
At the heart of Forluv is a probability map,
which combines alien technology and human ingenuity
to plot your best path forward to defeat the invaders.
Each node represents a different mission,
but its own risks for wars and surprises.
Everyone votes to choose the next mission.
Once you've chosen the mode on the probability map,
the team will teleport into the mission.
You may have to collect mission critical resources
or even rescue survivors that can offer cool upgrades
from your gear, all while trying to avoid the alien forces
constantly sending drop pods and kill bots to stop you.
We've worked hard to ensure that there are tons of items
to choose from and a lot of strange creatures
and mysterious things to encounter.
For example, this weird alien plant is called a blink fruit
where you can collect a blink berry,
which will teleport anyone who touches it
to a random, distant location.
All the various enemies, weapons, items, and mission objectives
are all designed to interact with each other
in dynamic ways that create emergent gameplay
and endless, replayable chaos.
That means your decisions really matter,
and creativity and improvisation are key.
We really want players to try things
and think outside the box,
like hacking an alien terminal to provide intel
to the rest of the team,
or being bombarded by killbot drop pods,
or barely escaping with your left.
And if you do die, don't work.
So long as one of you makes it back to home base,
you'll be reprinted and ready to try again.
Home base is a place for your team
to readjust their strategy, evolve your loadout,
and choose rewards from an increasing array
of powerful gear and upgrades.
Each act of the probability map
culminates in one of multiple boss battles.
This is the scanner boss, a huge geologic surveyor
that scans for flux deposits to harvest.
It's scan fields are very lethal,
creating a dynamic obstacle course of lasers to avoid
while attempting to destroy the boss itself.
Because the scanner's body rotates like a 3D puzzle,
you wanna spread out and attack it from all sides.
All of course, while avoiding the slow-moving,
lethal laser grids.
Our goal here is to create something new,
where every run has you yelling and laughing and saying,
I can't believe that just happened we're currently in pre beta
So there's still plenty of polish to come and we need players like you to join us in upcoming playtests
Your feedback will be invaluable and helping us make this game truly great
For yourself someone is ready now go and fail to save the world
Go test for a loop for me, okay, tell me when it's ready
All alone, huh?
Another feeling.
Hey, Hugh.
What were you like as a kid?
When I was gone, I was in an orphanage.
I was a lot like you.
A few bumps along the way.
But I had someone.
Someone looking out for me.
And now it's your turn.
Yeah, I don't I think I'm gonna skip this game personally. I gave the demo a free shop
to is all right we all done now
Oh shit, I'll take this one boys demo demo today
Actually never tomorrow
Victor purchased a building after umbrella went under the Rhodes Hill chronic care center
You okay? What does Victor want with you?
What do you mean?
He grabbed you for a reason. Did you find anyone on this?
Not yet. Nothing on the servers of the CIA or the Pentagon.
You are ignorant.
Leon, we're running out of time.
I don't even know what I mean.
The team has fettled on a person of interest.
A former T-Virus researcher.
God's body, master, made you who you are.
I don't consider it as we're going to be here for that.
We can't go on.
This is going to be so good.
What do you want to know?
I don't want any more regrets. Whatever it takes, tell me.
Goddamn.
We will be there. We will be there.
Soon.
It's been a while since you've been back there.
Demo available now.
Hi everyone, I'm Shawn Benson.
And I'm Sid Schumann.
Never mind.
We're back with a new batch of games on their way to PS5.
But before we begin, we wanted to highlight the upcoming release dates for both Kakvata
and Resident Evil Requiem from Capcom.
Both are coming soon to PS5 with support for PS5 Pro.
Okay.
Now, let's return to the dark world of Nosgoth with an announcement for fans of Legacy of
Kain.
Wait, Nosgoth?
2003's Legacy of Kain defiance is being remastered by Crystal Dynamics and will be available
to pre-order today.
The final chapter in the Soul Reaver saga brings players into the conflict between the
Vampire Kane and his betrayed Lieutenant, Raziel.
This remaster boasts updated HD graphics, a new third-person camera, and wayfinding level
maps, as well as bonus features like character skins, lost levels, deep lore, photo mode,
and more.
The digital deluxe version of the game includes promotional comics and a playable demo of Dark
Prophecy, the unreleased sequel to Defiance.
Legacy of Pain Defiance remastered, launches next month, and will be available to pre-order
starting today.
I don't know much about Legacy of Pain.
Not a-
Grigandine Abyss is the latest installment in Happy Nets Grigandine series, which dates
back to 1998 on the original PlayStation.
This fantasy war strategy RPG tells the story of six heroes who rise against an empire invading
live overwhelming power.
Enjoy deep strategic gameplay with over 100 unit classes, including knights and new types
of monsters.
And countless hours of gameplay, with 6 main storylines and side quests across 24 nations.
Dragon D. Nabis launches this year and you can wishlist it starting today.
Now let's head over to Koei Tecmo Games in Yokohama for an update on the Dead or Alive
series.
Hello, I'm Hayashi, a series producer.
Today, we will announce that the Red Alive series will be back with a new update.
Oh damn, better live six.
The last round of the Red Alive 6 was based on the original Red Alive 6,
and it was a character set that was added as a download content,
and it was added for PlayStation 5, and a new costume.
It is a title that has been added in a new photo mode.
In the future, new characters and new costumes will be released, and we are planning to continue to update them.
We are also planning to release a free version of the game, so if you haven't played the series yet, please feel free to check it out.
This is the game series that has been developing since 1996.
It's been 30 years since it was released.
I'm very happy to be able to announce this at that time.
Please watch this video at the end.
Wait, so wait, is this the new...
Dead or Alive?
Oh.
Oh, they're making another one.
They're making a new one.
Oh, shit.
Dude, I'm looking forward. This is going to be great, man. I'm waiting for the release.
This is going to be great, man. I'm waiting for the release date and the month of to play the first one.
This is going to be a fine wine.
Oh, shit.
of control resonant, the game-changing sequel to control.
What you are seeing here is an early mission captured
from our in-development build.
We play as Dulan Faden, our supernaturally gifted hero
in the version of Manhattan like you haven't seen before.
We recently acquired Shift, an ability that
empowers Dulan to seamlessly neutral gravity anomalies
and adapt to the world around him.
Oh
Here we are showcasing a set of hell looks so trippy
And he's the natural abilities there are a lot of different ones we can discover to suit your place
While in combat we encourage you to play aggressively
What the hell dude? That looks actually kind of cool man.
The animations on the executes look super smooth.
What the hell is that thing?
That does look a lot like prototype.
I think I hear something.
I know where the resonant is, Zoe.
I'll call you back.
Resonants are the dominant threat in what's our most ambitious game to date.
We can't wait to share it with you later in 2026.
Way more ambitious than Alan Wake too.
Man, the style of So Cool Dude, the lighting, that is gonna be fucking beautiful, man.
half human half angel what is this they call you see I call you salvation
what
It looks like Darksiders sold.
It didn't look that bad, it looked kinda, I mean, maybe, maybe, maybe.
This game's weird.
The screenshots on Steam make the game look...
Not that amazing.
No problem, Jokai. You know what you're doing, right?
I'll go find out what's going on.
I will.
There's a lot of third-person action games coming out
This one doesn't look bad, but there's other ones that I'm more high for
freak for that new look at characters in combat in Beast of Reincarnation. It's coming to PS5 this
summer. Our next title debuted three decades ago alongside the original PlayStation and it
introduced the world to an iconic character. Today, Ubisoft and Digital Eclipse celebrate
that legacy with Rayman 30th anniversary edition. I never really played a lot of Rayman. This
Digital Museum features five playable versions of the original game,
including the 1995 PlayStation release, enhanced with new accessibility options.
Discover the secrets behind Rayman's development through a long-lost playable prototype restored
for the first time. Plus, an interactive documentary packed with unseen design documents
and never-before-heard insights from the original creators.
Rayman 30th Anniversary Edition comes to PS5 digitally starting tomorrow.
That's like Mega Rayman, old-school fans.
Mina the Hollower is an action-adventure title from the creators of Shroud of Souls.
Take control of Mina as she charges into a bizarre mission to save a cursed island.
Whip foes into oblivion, burrow under hazards and monsters,
and hunt down secrets in a pixel-perfect love letter to handheld gaming.
Mina the Hollowers release date is on the horizon.
The limited-time demo will be exclusively available on PlayStation 5 tomorrow.
set years before the events of the original game this perlog tells the
story of how Alba and the wolf cub Neva first met Alba must earn the young wolf's
trust in Geider through the blighted wilderness
together they will face new enemies
It's already on PC.
It was, right?
Same depth.
Yeah, this game was very beautiful.
Ah. I missed the prologue part.
Yako Shinobi Ops.
Shushisha!
What the hell?
So they're like a super stealth game?
1827...
Sure man, sure.
Oh shit.
What the hell?
I've never read that.
We are the children of water.
Oh
Last time was never yours to keep
How dare you stand in a way of purity little king
What the fuck?
Hey, here we...
What the fuck?
Hey, here we...
Ha ha ha ha!
It's like Dynasty Warrior-ish.
Project Windless. What?
Ah, you know what? Let them cook, man. Why not, bro?
Oh, shit. Our newest racer has arrived!
This is the Congressing one.
Since you're here, why not take part in a friendly exhibition race?
Bro, tell me you pulled it off, please.
Please.
Maybe, maybe.
Confirm
oh my god dude it looks damn it looks like they might actually do it holy shit
they might do it
they might actually pull it up
Bond is immature and reckless.
He's a bad influence on the other recruits who inexplicably fall victim to his charm.
Look, I know where this is going. Do you mind telling me why I'm here?
I would like you to join his majesty's secret service.
You what? I know all about your exploits, a nice one.
I strongly believe that there is a need for such heart and intuition in modern spy crime.
That's the very reason I'm bringing back the double O's.
Need I state the obvious? He is not ready
009 will employ every manner of such huge to avoid capture
Try not to draw attention to yourself
Me how's keeping up with you
This game will be very interesting.
I trust I.O.I.
The melee combat looks good.
When do I stop?
Ah, man, bro, go play the latest Hitman.
The latest Hitman is so good.
Like, I think they can pull it off.
Maybe.
Oh, my God.
Peter Brown, I manage the game content team within third-party portfolio.
We evaluate games coming from publishers all over the world from Indie to AAA.
Those of us in the third-party portfolio team travel the world and meet with our partners.
And it's even more exciting for me when those partners are foundational to my own love of
video games.
And Konami is definitely one of those partners.
Really?
I think a lot of people remember Konami for being with PlayStation in the very beginning,
taking some amazing franchises that everyone already knew and loved, and injecting them
with new technology and new ways of designing video games that we haven't thought of before.
We were really impressed when Konami approached us with their list of announcements for today's
state of play.
To mark the occasion, we wanted to try something a little different.
We joined you today from Konami Creative Front Tokyo Band.
Not only to share some really exciting reveals for upcoming games, but also spotlight some
of the key talent behind them.
We're really excited about the diverse lineup they've brought today, and we hope you will
be too.
Silent Hill F was pretty, you know, it wasn't bad it shoulda
What did I do
There's one more thing I must do one last punishment I must endure
Now we're heaven he's taken command of this immense army. It is now preparing to unleash an insurrection
Liquid's goal is to seize control of SOP, the sons of the Patriot system that controls the soldiers.
Will you do this for me? Will you terminate Liquid?
How long is my body gonna hold out?
When all of this is over, you'll have no choice but to accept death.
This is my final mission.
So began the war between Xero and Big Boss.
Big Boss stands, Snake.
Any means necessary.
Just stop Liquid's insurrection.
Liquid!
Die without the pain!
Because...
I knew where my loyalty belonged.
The nukes...
They're bringing nukes to the Costa Rica.
We are not allowed to bear arms.
Please, you must drive them out of our defenseless country.
I can met a bear deterrent
Yes
It's an easy check
Over and over
Was
Is that you?
Massive me!
Fuck's sake
I can't tell if she was just like a remastered or...
You can just play the old games on PS5?
Oh.
Out!
In August.
Okay, okay.
MGS4 is only a PS3.
It's a big story of the game.
The story of the legendary work of the last game of Metal Gear.
Please watch it again.
And even if Metal Gear Solid Master Collection Volume 1 is on sale now,
it will release the last update.
The game was released for the first time for the PS.
Metal Gear Solid has an update of the game.
As you can see, the game is very beautiful.
It's easier to read the text.
Also, Metal Gear Solid 3 is available on the SNK Eater.
It will be a big update from now on, so please try it out on this machine, Metal Gear Solid Master Collection Volume 1.
I remember that bite.
I
That's cool man sure bro
Oh my god Kojima's under there
We buried the hatchet. We're making a new metal gear.
What?
I
This actually looks not bad.
Looks kind of funny.
Castlevania 40th Anniversary.
in the name of his most royal majesty, by the grace of God, the King of Fries.
Isn't this dead cell death?
So now, we appeal to you, Trevor Belmark, the last of House Belmark.
That looks like it, okay.
Castlevania series, the 40th anniversary of Castlevania, the announcement of the Belmond Curse.
Until now, our team has been playing the latest hard-core game of the series,
hoping that many people will be able to get to know Castlevania.
Also, we have a collaboration with many great partners.
And finally, we have the opportunity to report to you about a new game today.
It's a very happy thing.
In this title, we will be working on a project with the beloved of the series,
which is the ability and passion of the Evil Empire, the Motion Twin.
While we are taking care of the series,
we will be working on a new idea and a modern game.
Wasn't there a pixelated Castlevania game that came out?
Quite dead so good.
If you are a series fan, please play it.
They were just the opposite.
Oh.
So.
Does it do me?
You can't stay in this room forever.
What is this?
You can't stay in this room forever.
I
What is this
The naughty dog game
Come back to me Simon.
Did she say silent?
Simon.
I woke up in the water again.
Simonsville?
This time it's... different.
I keep trying to fix what happened.
But no matter what I do...
You can't fix it.
It doesn't let us change things.
You did what you did.
You're in a burnout.
Oh, shit, okay.
Hold on.
What the hell?
Oh shit, that looks good man, Silent Hill Townfall?
Well, 2020, that's coming this year?
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Hold up.
That looked fucking good, actually, what?
Is that actually finally a new Silent Hill game?
Shrouded by lightfall.
Shining drops of light that bring death as they fall.
Oh my god.
Silent Hill Townfall, I'm high.
Let's begin our journey.
Those were her majesty's words.
I'm going to defeat you here.
And stop the light bulb!
I'll take Silent Hill, boys.
Damn, we got a new Resident Evil and a new Silent Hill this year.
What the hell?
That's gonna be a very interesting game.
That's beautiful!
They gotta hit their weed game quota.
All right, they made it.
Not actual gameplay.
A man with your skill set must be able to move on constraint, on restricted.
John Wick?
He must be versatile, capable, adaptable.
You must be grounded, stable, constant.
I believe you are ready, sir.
It's a card game.
Yeah.
Be our noon!
Open really!
It's my saber.
Really?
Okay.
We have-
Good morning, new Cascadia.
This is Joy.
Your community outreach isn't.
It's an ugly day outside.
It's-
Marathon.
It's-
Quiet.
Very quiet.
It's a lovely day outside.
Marathon!
It's... quiet.
Very quiet.
Rainfall is expected to begin in the early afternoon and last until...
a long time.
For those who did not wake,
your restless dreams endure.
So small among the stars.
Breathe softly.
Do not worry, peace is upon you.
I am here to welcome you into this embrace.
This is General Dalagrida, the new Cascadia colony of Tau 34.
Whoever's listening, whoever, whatever's out there!
We need anything!
Weapons!
Supplies!
We're out!
We're back!
Magic! Magic!
This is Danakry!
Taucedia!
I feel it!
Feel it in pain!
We've had to do things to survive
things I never would have!
We're monsters!
We're all monsters.
Embrace.
Embrace, embrace.
Let's see when it comes out.
Amazing!
Server slam February 26th.
Mmmmmm.
After high guards, if that's the next FPS.
Hey everyone, my name is Joe Ziegler and I'm the Game Director on Marathon.
Today we're excited to announce our server slam from February 26th through March 2nd,
where you can join us on Tau SETI and help test Marathon on PlayStation 5 and other platforms.
Our server slam features an introduction to the survival gameplay of Marathon,
giving you a chance to explore a dangerous world of Tau SETI and unlock rewards for the full release on Thursday March 5th.
For all PlayStation Plus players, we're also excited to share a collection of unique weapon
charms that pay homage to some of our favorite PlayStation games, including Hell Devils 2,
Death Stranding 2, and Ghosts of Yote, all available at launch.
There you got charms.
From everyone here at Bungie, thank you for joining us on this journey.
We'll see you on Tau Setti starting February 26th.
Mario 26 will be very interesting.
Let's see.
Hey, I'm Brett.
And I'm Kristen.
Thanks to Bungie for that new look at Marathon.
Coming to PS5 on March 5th with the server slam running February 26th through March 2nd.
Now let's check in on what's coming to PlayStation Plus over the next few months.
Up first, Marvel's Spider-Man 2 swings into game catalog next week.
Don't find Somnia games in collaboration with Marvel games be greater together
In this thrilling sequel the spider-man must balance their personal and heroic responsibilities while protecting the city from iconic villains
Marvel's Spider-Man 2 joins the PlayStation Plus game catalog on February 17
The PlayStation Plus Classics Catalog welcomes two fan favorites over the next few months,
starting with Tekken Dark Resurrection, a fantastic fighting game that originally released on PSP.
PlayStation Plus Premium members can expect to revisit this handheld classic in March.
Okay.
The original PlayStation version of Time Crisis brings arcade action to the Classics Catalog in May.
This version also wants to start with an arcade as well as 4 PS5 DualSense controller.
Simulating it, you need the gun though.
If you don't got the gun, it ain't bad. You need the gun, brah.
BigBlock is a cooperative multiplayer adventure about teamwork and talking.
Hang out and get lost with your friends in an open world full of challenges, puzzles and playful discoveries.
That's all from me and Brett, but we still have a lot more cool stuff to show you, including brand new Soros gameplay.
House Mark's next action game releases April 30th, and creative director Gregory Loudon has even more systems and combat to break down. Let's take a look.
Returnal was so damn good, so...
Returnal story was alright.
But in Sarros, death only means that you will come back stronger.
Welcome to the passage.
You are not on your own.
Interacting with the survivors of Echelon IV will help you understand the mysteries of
Carcosa.
I can't believe so many are gone.
They didn't all die.
Some of them changed.
This is primary, the voice of Soltari.
You can engage with our permanent progression systems to upgrade your armor's attributes
and acquire special perks.
With Carcosa Modifiers you can adjust your experience by for example making hostiles
tougher, weaker, or even removing the second chance ability entirely.
However, all adjustments you choose must be kept in balance to ensure a consistent challenge
level.
Really?
Yeah, it's definitely very...
...returnal.
Eventually, you come across an alien device.
By using it, you discover that it calls the Eclipse.
The Eclipse corrupts the world.
It's a complete escalation of our gameplay, our audio, and our visuals on Carcosa.
Oh, that's sick.
Hostiles now shoot corrupted projectiles, which reduce your maximum armor integrity,
but you can restore it by using your power weapon.
Weapons and artifacts also become corrupted, which alters them in both positive and negative
ways, which ramps up the challenge.
We can't wait for you to play Sarros when we launch on April 30, 2026.
Honestly, you go play Returnal, the gameplay, these deaths, when it comes to game players,
I can name them, I know what the fuck they're doing.
Speeding through this game is so satisfying, or the first game.
I wonder how much it is on PC, I don't know if they discounted it.
It looks good, plays good, the bosses are good, the difficulty is satisfying, like the gameplay is so top notch.
The air trembles. Mother Earth herself senses the coming battle. The world may hate us,
We still have to save it.
A true team is...
Unbreakable!
You cannot stand against the storm.
Oh yeah, this game?
Feel the power of Mother Earth.
Let me add a storm.
This game actually looks like a good fighting game.
Remembrance rating.
And I'm starting for your soul!
Time to end this.
Now this is so much better than 2x kill.
Let's finish this!
We are stronger!
Together!
You gotta pick four characters?
Yeah, that came out things could be huge.
We're super stoked to introduce the mutants as the newly formed unbreakable X-Men into the world of Marvel Toca.
With a wide range of medium distance, you can move freely while standing up and turning around with teleportation.
Denja is a character who can transform and fight various parts of his body into weapons.
to battle simulation. So as a zoner in this game, she's going to set up so many traps
that her opponents are going to feel like they're running an obstacle course.
The trailer is the new Marvel Universe Toukou Orido Story.
Marvel Toukou Fighting Souls 20 characters playable.
It will be released on August 8th, 2021.
Stay tuned!
Well tell me that's the end playstation, god damn it!
Oh shit!
Oh my god!
Cory Barog's new game?
Maybe. Or gotta work.
That's gotta work.
Okay, hold up, hold up!
I think it is a remaster for the thing.
Remake!
A remake!
Hey, hey, what's happening?
What's happening people?
It is OGTC.
That's right, the original God of War.
Yeah, I'm back baby.
Uh-huh.
And I'm thrilled to bring you some exciting news
about the series today.
with that teaser that you just saw here now look we are happy and excited to finally confirm that
the great trilogy remake is now in development yeah man i know i know i don't sit down sit
down sit down sit 24 year release project is still in the early stages so it'll be a minute
before we get back to share another update right but i'm telling you i'm telling you next time we
come back we come with something big baby yeah and in addition since we're
approaching the last few months of God of Wars 20th anniversary year we
couldn't let it close without one last surprise now this announcement is a
passion project that will let you experience God of War signature
combat rewarding exploration and heartfelt storytelling like you've never
heard it before. I'm telling you. That's how you get it. So, thank you for two strong decades
of support and we can't wait for you to see what we've got cooking to keep the next twenty
years surprising, fresh and fun as hell to play. Yeah, alright, you can watch it now.
Go. Why are you still here? Go. Go!
Hmm.
What are they doing?
What?
Spartans!
Our duty is to start up.
Beers of the action.
Our reach is a decision.
Press your attack!
Double-ent!
Number on our backs!
Number left behind!
Always united!
The legendary saga of gods and monsters, of tragedies and tribes, of destruction, and
of redemption begins here.
I thought it was a smart-up.
Really?
Aw, shit.
Oh, shit.
That's kinda cool.
It was alright. It was alright. I would say nothing popped off. Control gonna play it.
That hill was probably the coolest announcement.
Am I wrong?
I think Silent Hill was the coolest announcement.
PlayStation, I mean, not PlayStation,
Star Wars is pod racer game we were already aware of.
So seeing a little more gameplay is nice.
That's nice to see.
Very nice to see.
Ceros is cool.
It looks like it's more returnable,
but we already know about that.
Control, we saw a bit more gameplay,
which is also already a day one play.
Seeing Kina was cool.
They're making a second one.
John Wickham is cool.
They're doing a Silent Hill intermission broadcast now too.
Oh, there's another broadcast.
John Wick, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see.
It is Sabre Interactive and Sabre Interactive
is really good.
Is it on Steam?
I don't know if it was called John Wick.
It will be interesting to see which game is better, because Samson is coming out too, and this game actually, this is another beat-em-up.
I wonder, Saber Interactive is the saving grace.
This game has super potential, it's another more like Brawl game.
And then John Wick, because it's Saber Interactive, they might pop off.
It might not just be like, lol, it's a video game and it's John Wick.
So we're making a video game out of the fucking movies.
God of War is going to be insane.
It's a remake, not a remaster.
It's three games remade.
I'm curious what the remake entails.
If it's at the level of like Demon's Souls remake, that will be cool.
That will be worthy of a replay.
Yes.
Bro, that game about the fucking chicken was insane.
What the hell is Kraft on doing?
What the hell is Kraft on doing, bro?
Wukok.
The in-game shots of the new Silent Hill looked wicked good, holy shit.
Ana Perna is teaming up with them, it's not like a remake of Silent Hill, I don't mind
the protagonist, he's fine, I don't give a fuck.
Uh, I thought the in-game shots, holy shit.
Actually, you know what this reminded me of?
There's actually so many really good potential scary games coming out this year.
We have Resident Evil, we have Silent Hill, this is on PC, right?
Silent Hill Town Falls, not on PC.
I wonder if it will be the same day.
if it's not, it's fine.
We got a fucking RE9, Silent Hill, Hellraiser.
Hellraiser is actually looking like it's gonna be
a potentially wicked good game.
Oh, this is their new trailer that dropped.
I think this game's coming out too.
It is ill coming out this year as well.
there's so many there this is there's no release date for this game there's so
many fucking thriller horror games coming out this year which is insanely
good
Jack, close your eyes.
This one looks like it might be on the quality of Silent Hill.
Oh wait, I think this is a different trailer, but whatever.
This is the newest one.
we think we need are not all that good for us yeah no Devil May Cry 6 feels bad
As you say, I have witnessed you, Eden Lynch.
No Wolverine either, yeah.
You crave what we offer, your desires, so plentiful.
Give him to us!
Such delicious toilet.
It is done.
She belongs to the labyrinth now.
But perhaps I can come to an arrangement.
What do you want from me?
Yeah, this actually looks like it could be really good.
I don't know man they got a they got um oh they have more gameplay I think the gameplay
Shots look really good. The quality looks solid
Yeah.
To us, they are the same.
You know nothing about the true beauty of suffering.
I see your intrigue.
You're here.
Definitely, uh...
Yeah.
Goodbye.
the game. Yeah, this game
resident evil. And the other
game coming out. Lots of lots of
Bro, I hope Krafton's game is good.
It's based off of a book, bro.
You're like a killer chicken, finally avenging all the chicken humanity's eaten.
Finally, no remorse.
It's been a matter of time.
Yeah, Saber is, looks like they're popping off.
Are you hyper beast of reincarnation? Which one is that again?
Oh is that the I'm 50 50 on this game. I think it doesn't look bad
The screenshots like that. I don't know. I don't know dude. There's so many third person samurai games coming out
This one is not at the top of my hyper list
Like it looks like it's not gonna be bad
But it also just looks like another third person sword game with like bosses
It looks like a mid one. I'm not super crazy about it. But who knows who knows?
It's not a samurai game
Bro, whatever bro, you fucking play it then man
Combat looks insane
Hmm
It looks oh, I'm not I'm not fully on board here. I'm not fully on board. I'll see when it comes out
I'm more like yeah, I'm more hyped for Onimusha
Like if after you put both games side by side, I'd rather play Onimusha
If we're if we're putting two swords next to each other, um, I
I would rather play this right now. They didn't say anything about this game. No release day. Nothing
First light is 50 50 one of the trailer one of the gameplay break down
One of the gameplay breakdowns they did made the melee combat look really good. I trust the devs
I trust the devs because Hitman is such a good game.
Alright, I think...
I think it will be decent enough.
Mm-mm.
Um, it looks surprisingly good.
I thought it's only, uh, hitman with James Bond.
Yeah.
Are you gonna play Mario fever again tomorrow? I'm playing re-animal all stream
They changed something here last week in pre-order I'm playing this all day tomorrow we're going ham
Official release I'm gonna literally no stall just jump right into it
Yes
This game is gonna be insane
Uh, this starts in 25 minutes, Silent Hill Transmission. I'm probably not gonna be here for that, bro.
There's the Steam Beta for 33 Immortals.
Oh, I like it, bro. I still feel like the Xbox events, they pop off harder.
PlayStation has still yet to have a very juicy presentation.
They're like, mmm, I don't know man, I don't know, PlayStation just like doesn't pop off
anymore.
Yeah, what Xbox event, what do you mean, they do so many Xbox events.
They do so many fucking Xbox events, it's insane and they always do a great job with
them. It seems like remakes, lots of remakes, remasters. Let's see, a lot of their projects
are just spread out on PlayStation, I guess. Crafton's new game looks great and 4k. Yeah,
look kind of 50 50 you'd craft on so fucking weird what are they even doing bro
what what what the hell is crapton even doing dude
the like from pubg they're lost well maybe this is finally what they're gonna pull off
they're so fucking lost dude insane insane games I mean they did do Enzo a
actually Enzo I was a mega hit my little puppy blind spot fucking little
full spot and then black budget, no budget, super random.
Now this game, maybe, maybe, this cinematic was sick, the villainess looked fucking creepy.
Like she looks creepy as shit, kinda.
But like do you play as the chicken?
Anyone read this book?
We are the children of water
born of goddess it does look dynasty warrior like
This world was never yours to keep
How dare you stand in the way of purity
That's a Korean buck.
Tell me this chicken's gonna save playstation.
Yeah, I get heavy Dynasty Warrior from this.
I'm gonna burn this.
What do you like?
I'll beat you.
Oh, wait, true!
Crap, they did say they're getting heavy on AI, aren't they?
Everything you see captured. I'm buried with AIA. The footage you're about to see, the
gameplay.
Yeah, man.
Shit.
We'll see. We'll see chat tomorrow. I will be on going to be hitting up motherfucking reanimal reanimal play through one of where we're humping we're humping right into it humping right into it.
into it. Chat, thank you guys for chilling. I'm going to chill here. I will be on Friday.
We got sub Sunday on Sunday. And pretty much, man, other than that, we chilling. And yeah,
man, that's kind of where we're at right now. Chat, you guys enjoy the rest of your night.
follow the channel and all of that play through tomorrow and yeah those
decent presentation fucking Sony bro
goddamn Sony chat piece out and journey night till the next time follow the
channel and everything goodbye chat GG till next time yes indeedy
That is where we are at peace out chat till next time. Goodbye chat is