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Oh my god.
Some people ask me how we got off. I'll try guys doing what up what up?
Hello. Hello. Are you guys doing?
Monday Monday. Are you guys doing chat next week's the big one?
Next week is the big one that got a war. I made it easy.
What do you mean what happened here?
Oh, is this to play God of War on PC fully set up HD textures?
Chris is on your saying I just it's just like straight up just works as after I download
it I don't have to do Nintendo level I don't got to do like switch level stuff if I did
go back and played the I would honestly just play one two and three though yeah thank
Thank you for doing this, man.
I would honestly just play one, two, and three, though.
I don't think I would play the PSP ones.
Yeah.
Hold on. Let me see. Let me see.
Just because, hold on.
Dude, this is 100 gigs.
How big are both files? Because I could just have them downloading in the background.
Christa John, is this literally like a DL and then I just like double click and it works?
How is it that easily emulated? Same link. Oh, it's a mirror. Oh, you just hosted it.
We're talking about the old God of War.
All right, let me see.
Let me download.
Let me make sure I have room before we download here.
Okay, I got to go on a bit of an uninstall spree.
Got to go on a little uninstall spree here.
High on life.
Mm-hmm
PoE neo demo unneeded
Battlefield and hunt sometimes that you know, you gotta go back city skyline. I do want to play I'm just holding ride six
I am a potato six
Armageddon
Little Concord beta we're gonna leave that there for the engagement. No man sky was actually pretty good
No man, sky.
It was actually pretty sick.
There's so much they added in the game.
It's insane.
This is one you can actually play a decent amount of.
There is a solid amount of grind though.
I did feel that.
Move mid guard, near high guard.
I don't think you can, can I do that?
No, it's size on disc.
disk. You know, I'm gonna keep high guard too, you know, I'm gonna keep high guard as well.
Some people can't help but clickety-clack and type something about it. So plus one.
Aces of thunder. I don't even remember. This patch was great. I'm honestly probably never
going to go back and play it. But it's still 10 gigs. Still 10 gigs. This game I was going to
play but there's an NDA so there's no point in having it. Quarantine zone beat it. Spellcasters
Closed beta nope, Pairn.
I didn't beat this one.
That one hurts. I should have beat that one.
Stormlander, random party animals is good.
Party animals, you never know.
Morbid metal is all right.
Menace.
Yeah, half these games I'm not going back to.
routine was so okay dark light survivor no
yeah routine was cool but okay it was solid though it was it was still good but
you know why are you keeping city skylines cuz I kind of want to I kind
of want to make a city
If there's nothing new to play actually I would totally make maybe maybe I would do city skyline.
I've never actually played the second one.
Just make a city see what happens.
It's a lot better than it was, yeah, I never played it at launch.
There's a new patch coming out soon for us to do with new devs.
Really.
I started my control playthrough, it's a cool game.
I'm still waiting, bro.
I'm still waiting.
Reforgers you never know. Humanits wasn't bad but 20 gigs. I don't know if I'm going back.
Foxhole was cool. Am I going back? Probably not.
Mana Lords I will keep. RIP, RIP. Light up the town was a cute game.
Abel was great.
great. I like like multiple of these. No, you can't like mass click. Because we're gonna
be here for a while. And I could stall this, but I don't think I'm gonna. Let me just go
into storage and delete. Actually, no, I'm good. Yeah, God of War all download. So
it's ready to go. And I do, right now I'm kind of like, do I want to commit to the
playthrough? God of War one through three playthrough would probably take like two
days a game. Check the screenshots. HD textures on PC. Yeah, it looks clean too
to play. It looks very clean. That does look very, very nice. Very nice. What happens to
Zelda OOT? That's a bit more of a process to mod. I think I got to the point of not being
able to find the file. So I was just like, whatever. UFC is releasing early summer. Really?
UFC is finally coming to PC. Wow. That could be great, man. UFC is hilarious to a degree. It's
actually like a pretty good fighting game. Honestly, that's why I always went back to it.
it. I do think it got worse with time. I want to say the first or the second one was the
best. And unless like massive things have changed, the newest one was kind of undercooked
if I remember correctly. The PC version is cool. That might jumpstart it. Yeah, I'll
download this so it's ready to go am i playing this today i am not sure but i do want to
atmos far what is this atoms far what is this
what is this what is this atmos far
2026
Shushia games they sound familiar or not, I have no idea.
Are you done with Mario Tennis?
Honestly bro, I think I peaked on that game so I'd rather just camp the rank.
I'll be honest, bro. Some of the some of those players are insane
They're dogs so we keep buying minors
He moved a sky, okay, bro
The Meltopia?
Request access?
More Eldgard?
What? Elkhart was alright!
What the hell?
And with them, the key to survival.
Upgrade.
Adapt.
Recall.
So one literally took, yeah, someone took, digging a hole, and was like, what if we make
it horizontal?
Oh my god!
We blasted through frozen caves, uncovered buried relics.
Actually, not a bad idea. I mean, shit.
Fought back against the endless white.
Dark Haven demo out.
I know, I don't recall that one.
Each artifact, a story, reclaimed, a museum rising from the snow.
This is your world to fall. Your fire to spread. This is Melto.
Oh the creators of Diablo ARPG, oh that one.
I mean it looked, oh let me see. Dark Haven.
Really, the demo came out for this?
I would try it just out of pure curiosity, but like,
really, really.
Next GenARPG brought to you by,
by many of the original creators of Diablo and Diablo 2.
That is, that's crazy, visually, that's crazy.
I, you know what, let's see though, let's see.
I did, bro, when you look at it, it's an illusion.
It's an illusion because we can all agree.
Like PoE to PoE to whatever you say about PoE to.
can all agree, like POE to POE to whatever you say about POE to, I feel like we lived at one of the peaks of an ARPG, everything, everybody, ARPG spawned from Diablo at the end of the day. And then everybody has always been trying to relive the Diablo Diablo to experience. And then POE comes and figures it out.
And then everybody loves the game and then PoE2 actually looks like a sequel and was successful and was satisfying to play.
So like, and the next ARPG, it's like you got a top PoE fucking two, which is a wicked good game.
They literally cook so hard in the game. Say what you will about the balancing and the dumbass who's like, you know, we was better than we do
No, at the end of the day, it's such a really well-made ARPG
That actually looks like a next-gen ARPG
So now coming in saying your original Diablo devs and these are your screenshots for a next-gen ARPG
Come on, man. What are we smoking?
Watch me try it and it'd be amazing. Maybe it is better in motion. If you told me there was an alpha test, I wouldn't judge it, but this is a demo.
AKA it must be very close to release.
Unless it's like a soft demo. It's a pre alpha demo.
A pre-alpha demo, a pre-alpha, okay, wow, this is like super then, okay.
Never mind.
I actually don't even know if I want to play it now.
Pre-alpha?
I don't even want to judge it because I'm already judging it.
Nope, I'll wait till it comes out, I don't care.
the let the let the others you guys test it I'll wait till it's closer to
release
yeah cuz there's gonna be so much jank
there's gonna be so much jank bro it's inherent jank
Check this game western rye
Western rye it's all let's see man. Let's see what they come up with
Watch it end up actually being insane
Why not bro, why not?
Trade Farmer!
Survival Game, Unreal Engine Template.
template. Work in progress. Check out Tearscape.
My dopamine is too fried for this.
I need like a couple of more pixels, a couple more, man.
Guardians of the wild sky.
Did I see this game?
Guardians of the wild sky.
Please, sir.
Did I already look at this?
Did I already see there was a demo?
It looked like ARC.
Or something?
Resident Evil, WoW Midnight, and Marathon all drop on the same day next week.
It's on a Thursday, right?
I'll switch my day off next week.
Hey.
All right.
The gamer wants the resident evil,
but the streamer knows that marathon makes more sense.
But the gamer plays Resident Evil.
I read that shit like a book.
Read the, wait, what?
Return to Castle Wolfenstein when?
Marathon is long dead.
You guys are ridiculous, bro.
Let me let me do the streaming bro. You do the thing where you watch. You don't even know what I'm talking about
What's the plan for today
Battlestar Galactica demo you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about
Battlestar Galactica
They're making a Battlestar Galactica game dude, I still think best
Best sci-fi show of all time.
Don't talk to me, bro. Don't talk to me.
Welcome to Battlestar Galactica Scattered Hopes.
There's no way this is good.
is to rejoin humanity's last hope, the Battlestar Galactica.
In Scattered Holes, the core gameplay loop is structured
by alternating phases of fleet management and combat.
Fleet management phases offer limited number of turns to prepare for the next
Silent Encounter.
During this phase, you'll manage scarce resources,
upgrade your Gunstar and Squadrons, train your crew,
and explore points of interest. Various crises and
In fleet situations, we'll also confront you with hard choices, affecting your fleet survival
odds.
Combat phases are asymmetrical fights, where the silo face over your body-
Oh, bro, I like Battlestar Galactica, but my shit's too fried, brah.
I didn't know.
Too much management for lyrics, skip, motherfucker.
Bro, the door is always open for a ban, and I will buy you the game.
If you don't enjoy that shit for 223 hours,
some of these games are kind of like prison, okay?
I will fucking,
that'll be your sentence.
And if you wanna come back,
dude, shovel your steam profile with 223 hours on it.
Come on, man.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
wait, wait.
It's true, bro.
Some of you would not survive.
Some of you would be like, listen, man, I was having a bad day when I said that.
Okay, bro, please.
Idle for a week in the game as I was saying that I was thinking about that
But I didn't I don't know how to counter that it needs to be 223 hours of active play. I
Don't know how we would measure that
Because you could just leave it open. Oh, okay true achievement checking
Where it could be 223 hours, but you have to beat the game
so we
What were you doing for two and a 23 hours?
What were you doing then we'd have to interrogate you
It was actually a difficult game
Game of the year
Why are you licking me a German Nintendo switch to video of Pokemon from three months ago?
What the hell is going on here?
This game, 1.0 a few days ago, if you want hordes of hunger.
of hunger oh wait didn't I see this and you guys were saying it was actually like
the demo was good or something I have it in my library didn't I play this or
some shit for some Sunday too I played this for two hours it came out four days
ago I don't know what I know it's like a is it an advanced survival I need to do
quests. I could try it. I remember it was good. But I don't remember if it was like super
good to revisit. I don't recall at the end if I was like, you know, I have to play this
when it launches. I don't remember. I remember I enjoyed it enough for two hours. Did I want
more? I don't know if I wanted more content. I thought I got a little stale. Man, I still
think a really good BAM survivor, a new one would be good. You just need someone not
not to just copy and paste it, no I actually just try to like cook and make something kind
of fun.
I'm still interested dude, you're telling me there's gotta be someone's gonna come up
with another megabonk like which is still a vamp survivor at its core I could try
this shit I don't know death must die waiting room death must die was good but
it felt like it lacked on the actual like game size decided it like the
The actual content you do was not that on the mobs you killed.
What the hell is this game?
Monkey testing?
What is the current review?
The camera ruins this already mid-game.
Game is fun, but there's so much that just doesn't work or only sometimes work.
the purposefully non-existent they're going to healing that if you don't mind janky mechanics that are
very much the real I mean this game go ahead and give the game a try it should keep you
engaged for at least 10 to 15 hours all the other reviews are old-ass reviews
crimson desert is gonna be bananas
dude crimson desert is gonna be one of the most interesting releases
I gotta say, I hope they pull it off.
It seems like they're like, bro, we have this, we have that, everything is going.
But then you look at the game play, it's like, I don't know.
I hope it's the full fucking boom boom, and it's like, holy shit, mostly positive, overwhelmingly
positive.
I hope so, bro.
I will always root for the fucking Black Desert online devs.
Whole different time in Twitch culture.
Whole different website during that time.
What the hell was I gonna type?
We'll see.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, you have this light overwhelmingly positive games before though. Who cares what the fuck I think? Does it mean, does it mean it's good that the game reviews and sells well? What do you, what do you talk about?
What does this have to do with me, bro? Oh yeah, monkey testing. I think you missed the point.
Oh, my shoulders!
Oh, I can't lift my arms!
What? What did you do?
I'm from a new table.
The elevator was broken.
I carried it up five floors like a dead pig.
Oh, fucking people.
The night shift was exhausting, too.
Here I am again. This goddamn place.
How is your shift?
Don't even ask.
That bastard in room 21, give me a burn time.
So, like, are these AI monkeys?
Why are you dragging back in?
What?
Are these players? What's going on here?
What the hell is going on?
Why was it so hard?
What Niko did?
Niko? Son of a bitch.
What did that bastard do this to you?
He spent all night messing with the subject in Room 7 again.
Heartless dog!
He swapped the item for a room with his weapon and gave it to the monkey.
No fucking way!
What the hell even is this? I have no idea.
Yeah, none of that was like actual gameplay, so I don't know.
Sure, man.
Maybe, maybe. It's like the werewolf game.
Hunter stories game of the year bro. Why are you some of you guys really I?
Kind of loves that game. He's always talking about it
More mafia game today. Oh, yeah, that game was kind of funny yesterday. Oh
Yeah, sure. Maybe I'll try and percept him. This game wasn't bad yesterday. It was actually kind of fucked up. I
I can play this.
Yeah, the wise guys game was kind of funny.
Just need like maybe three, four maps because that loading into the same map over and over is a little
At night
It's always night, too. If he adds like two more maps just to like a break it up a little bit
It'll be a lot better, but it was still hilarious
One GTA 6 to Resident Evil 3 Silent Hill 4 Crimson Desert.
That's your Hyplist.
Dead Faces.
What is Dead Faces?
May 2026.
GTA 6 is going to be a disappointment, you think so?
I think there will always be a split maybe on the narrative, but the actual like cooking of GTA 6
Let the dumbass is dumbass, but like the actual under the hood is gonna be insane
Like it is we've all seen RDR2
their animation and their GTA stuff has like some of the best if not the best
driving
in a multiplayer setting like they're really good at the actual under the hood
shit. The narrative people are gonna fucking who get whatever.
Everything else I'm just hoping they're online is super not like RDR2 and more
seamless like you can queue up into races like I want to do many the mini
games. I want to play GTA online, but it's so fucking shit on five that I just want a
streamlined GTA 6. You're going into races, you're leveling up your character online.
You can do all that stuff and it's just like boom, boom. I think the game is too hyped.
Yeah, this game like kind of potato.
Um, I mean, of course, of course, you are bound to reality at the end of the day.
It's just going to come down to the feel of the game.
You know, I don't think the story is going to be better than like RDR2 story or something.
really comparable, but then if you take that apart, you look at the lighting, the animation,
the voice acting, the physics, it's going to be insane. The detail.
All that is going to be wild. There's got to be a reason why they bought 5M.
Probably because they saw it.
Dude, no one cares about watching GTA 5.
No one cares. The only thing people care about is RPE.
That's the only heartbeat that the GTA 5 section has.
And what carries it so high to the top of Twitch.
I don't know where it's at now. I don't check in, but...
It's been years of GTA 5 relevancy, and it's only people playing on the RP servers years
During the cycle of GTA 5. Obviously the devs are like, oh shit
We can integrate this somehow into GTA 6
And obviously make money in some way it's literally gonna be second life
I feel like at this point a more integrated version
I mean, at the end of the day, a lot of people play GTA 5 like second life.
So it's like a GTA 6, it's like integrated.
Why wouldn't they?
Why the hell else would they buy 5M?
Demo is freshly out for this ARPG.
I've never heard of this, by Luna.
I'm on good man.
I forgot about this game right here alpha test gameplay are they actually
pulling this one off they have like that weird fake gameplay trailer but I think
this is actually in game
Ha ha, did it half sword?
Oh my god, half sword with zombies would be insane.
Dude, it'd be so funny with the physics if you had like so many of them rushing.
Yeah, this looks like...
Yeah, this game, they're trying, they're trying that there's something here.
Wow fanboy of halfsword I am dude halfsword is amazing
There is no game like halfsword bro, what do you even say halfsword is like a tech showcase
That's what makes it good. It literally is. It's so good. The actual fucking the way the armor works and the way they've layered the body is insane.
I don't know how the fuck they did it. That is definitely a tech display. Are you kidding me?
X anima is like that X anima is close, but it's not like they use the same shit
And then you're you're high if you think X anima is X anima is similar, but like dude, I've played this it has that style. Yes, but no
You're literally pulling such a random comparison.
This is a good game, but like that's a random comparison.
It's the same brawls as Half Sword.
It's based mainly combat.
A half sword just needs to become smoother. It feels like you're controlling a puppet.
Yeah, I think that's what kind of makes it funny though.
And good.
Check storm bridge out now
What do we have what do we have
What are we doing man? What are we doing? What are we doing? Counter strike? I think I'm
officially clean off the CS. When was the last time I played it? It's been a while.
Sure, I think I'm going to hit, I think I'm going to hit,
We'll try to percept them demo.
Finish, bury, bury, should I?
How much time do I have left?
Was I really near the end of the game?
I was near the end.
I was there are like seven endings.
I have like an hour left.
Oh, W placements.
All right, I'm thinking I try out this Perceptum game if it sucks, LOL.
And then maybe City Skyline.
I could do City Skyline too.
Maybe make some shit.
Yo, does this game have good music?
I don't remember if this game had a good soundtrack, at least.
SimCity? I could play SimCity.
No? What the fuck? Are you saying it's worth muting and then playing the SimCity music?
Let me see, let me see.
I think it just finished downloading.
I do have God of War.
How long does God of War one take?
Is it like eight hours?
Yeah, we were just talking about Dark Haven.
And I said I didn't really want to play it because it was pre-alpha.
Eight hours.
Yeah, I could see if it runs.
Six to seven hours.
I just extract this.
Um, okay, hold on. It's taken like five years to load up.
Uh, uh, uh, did you say peanut? Did you see peanut play marathon? I did. I thought it looked a lot
better. I only watched a little bit. It did look like the, I will say the UI looked better.
I mean, obviously that's what you first see visually. It did look better. I didn't see
too much though. I did see him loot one item and the item looked weird. I'm still skeptical
on the looting aspect of the game, but I don't know, I'll see when it drops, yeah, this
This RAR is taking five years to load up.
Oh, here we go, okay.
Chris, as John, you're saying if I do this, I can test it right now.
This won't take that long.
All right, let me see.
I'll make extract there.
How long does 100 gigs take to extract?
10 minutes.
All right, 10 minutes.
Why do you play fake architect?
Why no study for real architect?
Buddy, I would if I actually had, I would, bro.
That sounds like a great job, but you know,
that's why you play the video game.
Buddy, you play the video game.
Let's check this out, boys.
Let's see if this is any good.
And I'm gonna hit up some city skyline
and make a city or something.
When I play the first God of War first I am I'm gonna I'm gonna test it out. It's extracting right now
Let's see let's see demo for a scary game
You said you're done with CS I haven't played it in a couple of days
I think maybe.
I feel like if I go back and get my ass kicked harder than I was when I quit.
Let's see, Xbox.
We're not doing this.
Whoa, do we actually have a good scary game here?
Hold on.
The menu is clean.
Oh my God.
Oh my god, you can see your feet in this game.
Okay, hold up, hold up.
blinks old space to close your eyes and focus on sounds
Okay. Clean.
What do we have here?
A light across.
And a picture.
I know PT you see a door in a long hallway
Oh G my bro. That's why he's a genius, bro
He releases a demo and he literally made it so in everybody's mind when they see a hallway in a door
Which every scary dev relies on they think of PT?
That's how he won bro. He didn't have to release a game and that's all they think when they see a hallway in a door
That's why he's a genius man.
Is this a puzzle?
note does that actually work that doesn't even this doesn't even work oh my god of
course come on man ripped Bibles page you who keep the faith in the face of
adversity adversity you who pray every day with your eyes closed you who listen
to your hearts do not be afraid come let us bow down and worship let us kneel
before the Lord our Maker. I think I'm gonna kneel and maybe that's what we're
trying to do here. I'm still lost. I'm kneeling.
Oh, okay, bro.
Oh, that did look like legs.
That is actually the worst light.
It's insane how bad coverage this light gives.
Are you kidding me dude?
I gotta go to home depot, we gotta switch that shit out.
Oh, here we go.
CD-PLAY!
Oh!
Sound like someone just locked the door.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
Wait.
Okay, we're not supposed to go there.
Where are we supposed to head towards?
Ripped handwritten note and this move is exhausting me.
I thought it would be good for the kids,
the fresh start and a new tad and new house
just moving on, but it's getting worse.
I just feel like I'm losing my mind.
I was certain I had hung three crucifixes
on the walls of this room.
I swear to God, it was the first thing I did
when I arrived here.
So where are they?
They are not in the boxes, not in the car.
Uh-oh.
Oh, Christ, look at these.
I could say something, but I'm not going to.
I didn't even say the joke, what are you even talking about, I didn't even say anything.
Oh.
Ulti used the mirror.
Oh.
Whoa.
Okay, I'm an old lady.
Don't they say doing reflections in gaming is like wicked difficult to do?
I don't know if that's still the case probably not in the same way game developments changed heavily
Unless still the same this guy's like I'm just gonna make a game all about it
I mean that's kind of cool
The sound.
Hushing.
Alright, wait, is this going to open?
No.
Wait.
Oh, there's nothing in here.
Crucifix was above the night table.
What does that say?
The me hate them.
Something me hate them.
True, true.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, true, hold up.
I like zoom in.
I still can't read it. They made me hate them. They made me hate them.
They made me hate them
All right, I'm still lost here boys still on the lost side
Is that supposed to be something?
Am I supposed to react to that?
Hmm.
Oh wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, there it is.
wait wait wait there it is there it is there it is
it's right there oh whoa
whoa oh shit
There goes the light.
I'm gonna close the door, some weird.
I'm out you demonic piece of shit.
No?
Okay.
Actually, I might close the, let me close this.
Nothing.
Yeah, maybe the cross changed areas now.
Oh yeah, right there.
Number two.
Uh oh.
That's not good.
Oh god.
We might need a compel something
It's right there
Brace
I'm going to close this.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
There's more blood.
Hold the mirror and use to switch hands.
Oh shit dual-wheeled a Kimbo
It's not a Kimbo, but I think you need to check around corners, maybe oh
My god, what the okay, okay, okay, I see why we moved I
See why we moved oh
I don't know if I'm doing this correctly hold on is this actually a thing
Is there a text on the wall
They
They made me hate them oh she just keeps putting that shit. It's just loves writing that
Okay, okay, I don't know what the heck that was.
You know what?
I already got to give it to the devs.
All right, I already got to give it to them.
They already, finally, finally, this is a good scary game.
This is the act. Wow dude. There's so much slop but I think these guys actually do we
actually have something here like maybe visage level? It's been a while. I love the scuff
scary games but then someone is like okay let me do this. Not on the table and obviously
no one took them, no one saw them, no one did anything and that's exactly the problem
I was just talking about the crucifixes nobody cares about anything nobody in this family seems to understand how important this is to me
I don't need to see a doctor. I just need everything to go back to normal
I need this family to find its way back to the righteous path. I need rest
Lord I beg for your help
I'm gonna go back or not there might be another oh shit
Yep.
Maybe?
Really?
Lady, you should have got the new one that has an LED light around the damn pocket watch.
Okay, okay.
Oh, thank you for trying the demo.
That was kind of cool, man.
Sure, dude.
Let's see.
That was short, dude.
I think this is, this was not bad at all. This is totally going to be worth playing for just like a one off two, three hour scary game. This is, you know, I'm enjoy of the scary slop, but sometimes they kind of actually change it up a good amount.
Our scary game, this is you know, I'm enjoyer of the scary slop, but sometimes they kind of actually change it up a good amount.
I like this vibe. I still think there hasn't been a scary game like Visage.
We had a time where there was a lot of one-off games coming out that were like really solid.
A lot of them now follow a lot of the same tropes of notes on the ground.
This game had notes on the ground with doors and generators and keys.
This game did have it, too.
Layers of Fear.
I'll wishlist it.
Madison was good, too.
Yes.
Morso area assistant was very good too. Yes. Morso area assistant. They knocked it out of the park. That was great
Is there
How the mortuary assistant was actually wiki good
Didn't that game get a movie?
How do I watch your vods for visage and Madison?
Probably like lyric.tv or something
Yeah, this game too, bro. What happened to these devs?
This one was solid
Looks terrible though
Yeah, no the demo ended bros like a 10 minute demo
Did I get scared dude, mm-hmm
What was that Jeff the what Jeff the Skinner
February 17th this comes out tomorrow
I'm
Oh.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah man, I don't know.
Resident Evil save us the night cleaner new Japanese horror game.
Oh really pretty.
Let me see if God of War works.
Let me see, it just installed.
I am going to do a replay of all three, this now, it is now on my computer, whatever I decide
to do that, I am ready.
Which one do I click on, Chris is on?
I have it right here, bro, I literally beat the game twice on stream, actually, no,
I think I only replayed it once on stream, all three.
Do you add a game directory?
I launched it, browse to games, is it at the top?
It's the games folder you extracted.
Brie, just downloaded one RAR.
That was 100 gigs.
All right, let me see here.
I found it true and PS2.
All right, I see I got it.
Really, it's just like that, that simple.
And this has the 4k textures loaded in and everything
and now just connect DualSense and GG.
Okay, okay, that's crazy, man.
2009?
Is it 1440p?
I don't have to change anything.
Oh, gee, fire dev?
I could technically one tap this and try doing the speedrun.
And beat this in a stream.
The story and the cutscenes are worth it.
Now let me see if the controller works.
Oh wait.
All right, there we go.
Well, I would have to play, probably if I played on Normal or I'd probably play on Spartan.
Or I could do Highest Difficulty, but then it wouldn't be a speedrun.
Wait, no, god is highest.
Yeah.
God is locked?
Oh wait, it is locked.
Oh, okay.
God equals a hundred hours, brother.
no way there's no way Spartan difficulty
let me see let me see this is game oh it just starts really
Now there is no hope.
And Kratos cast himself from the highest mountain in all of Greece.
After ten years of suffering, ten years of endless nightmares, it would finally come
to an end.
This would be his escape from madness.
Brog is one of the enders.
But it had not always been this way.
Kratos had once been a champion of the gods.
Oh beast! I will send you back to the depths of Lady!
Oh, shit.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Ah, yeah, it's coming back to me.
I don't know what the blue means.
Oh, I figured out the ground.
Well, you set it to a 4 by 3 ratio.
It looks bad.
I don't think it does.
Ah, it looks squished.
Well, now you can experience it from a new perspective, even when they release a movie
Okay, I'm the X version.
Kratos is too thin.
Yeah, this looks really good still, especially with the 4K textures.
R2!
Oh shit, press and hold R2.
Run by the way. Okay, bro
Hold on can we actually break this?
That's pretty good
Oh, we can block true true, okay
What the hell
This is before parrys were invented.
Never mind, you can actually parry.
You can actually perfect parry still.
Ah, shite!
Ah! Okay.
This is scripted. You're supposed to lose here.
Oh that double hit
Wait a minute. Yeah, I'm thinking it's ass now. I know your rhythm
I learned your rhythm
serpent
Oh, I failed the minigame. Oh my god. Okay.
Okay, it was eight of the viewers.
How is that? One of the best scenes, honestly, when they even marketed the God of War 2018 or whatever?
Was the Jorahmonger so good
George among her bro, what do you mean who?
Give him a god can fire
Whoa whoa whoa okay buddy chill there's no rails here there are no rails on ps2
Okay, oh my god. Oh, I don't like these. I might be a god, but this shit's scarier.
Stay away! Stay away from me!
I know who you are, Spartan. I know what you've done. I would rather die than be saved by you.
Really?
Dude, he would rather drown than me save him. What did I do?
That's... wow.
Wait, can I break that?
Okay, okay, okay.
Uh-oh. I'll save you!
Am I grabbing the sky?
I can't guess. Yes I can. And the grab range is insane.
You can grab out of this. Oh my god. Oh, I thought they were...
Whoops. Are we trying to save these people?
That was a mess, huh?
Alright, you guys gotta come closer here.
You're very good at evading with these wings.
I'm gonna start ripping these off.
I'm getting sick of those wings.
I'm getting sick of these.
I'm gonna try to catch it.
Alright, maybe not.
Oh, no.
So these guys are just getting in the way of the moves.
Press O.
Bro, L1, R1, L1 plus R1.
Whoa!
L1, R1 I don't have right now.
He's back! He regained it! He ate some fish!
I'm back! I can't believe for lunch! But I'm back, you piece of shit!
Okay.
There it is. Perfect carry. I still got it. Another one. Oh, shit. Clean. I don't put headshots
Let's do more damage, right?
We're going again.
Gonna try again here.
How many hits? How many hits?
Take three!
Ah
Dude, what an R1 is it a thing right now, man?
Shit! I don't have an L with R1! Dude, I've done it like 20 times!
It's an Emo? Oh my fucking god, dude. My shit doesn't show it as an Emo.
I wonder where our mission was.
Why did we decide to do this?
I wanted to launch him in the air!
Ow.
You're kidding you're kidding
Goddamn gravity man.
I still don't know what that blue thing means when one of them is highlighted.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god.
Hold on.
Lock him and lock him.
Oh, shit.
Okay, here we go.
Oh, shit.
Are you serious
He is a clap boys. There it is.
Gamer.
Bro, in 2026 this would be like, there's no way you'd be able to fall off.
It would just be like a loading screen. And you'd be on rails.
What the heck, Madden? This is scary. I can fall off at any moment.
Okay.
It's you! The visions, they were real!
real the gods came to me told me that champion would come and rescue us from
the hydra yep yep but you're too late what we're picked down
these creatures they came from nowhere the ships are all destroyed all hope is
lost Spartan even for you
Let's save here very nice yeah crystal John set this up
Legit memory card.
I can't tell which one is...
Does that mean yes?
How do I switch off the widescreen?
Let me save.
Uh, whoops.
Please tell me that just saved.
Oh it did.
Um, escape?
You can turn off the watching properties.
Oh I see.
You can turn off the widescreen patch, it's already off, so you mean turn it on?
Well, I don't know what people are complaining about
Okay, I turned it on
Let's see if this fixes it
Better?
Whoops.
Sorry, guys.
Am I moving these?
What the hell is a catch?
Oh.
Really?
Oh, okay.
No yellow paint needed, bro.
Oh, he launches this.
What?
Does it respawn?
Oh my god.
There it is, there it is.
Time.
There it is. There it is. Time.
This looks like one crate is not enough.
Okay! I should have kicked it, bro. I should have kicked it.
I understand.
all right here we go here we go i'm pretty sure we're screwed this is gonna break
okay front you're kidding right
No, you hit it!
Nice, nice.
We're here, we're here, we're here.
We're here, we're here, we're here!
That was good, man!
The grabs are just so strong right now!
one tap why not very nice very nice
I'm the key, but this looks like a key.
Oh my god, hold on, hold on.
Alright, that was a key. Where would I hide it?
I think we're gonna climb up here.
What the hell? Oh.
Get off! Get off! Apparently there's a key up here. Get out! Get away! Get away! Get
Run away! Run away!
Stop!
Oh!
Ah!
The grab rage is insane.
Oh, that's the grab's wicked strong.
There it is. Oh, we're back. Wait, this looks like... are we going across? Yes we are.
Whoa!
Alright, we need 5 of those to increase HP.
We need five of those to increase HP.
Secret.
Is this like a secret room?
Our way!
Lord Poseidon, Kratos, before you reach Athens, there is a task you must complete.
This beast, this Hydra, it has terrorized my seas for far too long.
Your skills are admirable, but you will need assistance.
You will need the power of the gods.
Take this weapon, Kratos.
destroy and use it to defeat your enemies whoa the sidans rage show with
the gods great horse go forth in the name of a
That seems very, very strong.
And now we need, like, the mana.
Oh wait, how do you, how do you change that, dude?
Chris is wrong, how do you do it?
Oh, me fix the bottom line.
Game properties and what?
Double click on screen settings, graphics, bottom line.
Settings.
Wait, let me see again.
Settings, graphics.
Do I scroll down for graphics?
Is it in the interface settings?
Where am I looking at this for?
Settings.
The first tab brings me to appearance settings.
Oh wait, here we go.
I found it bottom pixel to one or two bottom pixel
Okay, I don't see it. I'm blind.
Game properties, graphics.
Oh.
I sub. Okay, but where in here?
settings, game settings, graphics, graphics settings, God of War. I'm here now. I'm trying
to look for the pixel setting you mentioned. I don't see it. There's something called screen
offset but it's not turned on.
Textures.
Oh
I see okay, I gotcha. I was in the wrong area low
I was in the escape settings.
Okay, I think that fixed it.
Oh!
We can overwrite this
Will you play all the Witcher games before four I
Don't think so
Um, actually I played the Witcher 2 buddy before I streamed, okay, asshole.
Oh my God!
Yo, that key!
Oh, dude.
He's gonna swallow the key.
Oh my god!
I wonder if I just go up and attack the main one if it's faster.
Oh, yeah, they drop you down.
Damn!
Okay, wait.
Damn! Okay, wait, I found a combo that killed him fast.
Wait, how do I interact with that?
What the hell?
No way, you have to jump on the crates?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bro, that looked like it was the border like off the mount of the boss room
where's your friend where's your friend where's your boy where is he
I kind of want to save my mana for the boss so I can pop the lightning war.
The perfect parrys felt chunky in 2009.
I gotta say.
They already figured out the perfect carries back then
I'm not just blocking bro. I'm carrying
Look at that our 2005
There you have this figured out then
whoa
All right now for the main course
What do I stab you with?
Oh my god
Okay, okay, okay
Okay, I see what's happening here never mind
All right, I don't think I can dodge that
All right have to dodge it
Oh, you missed!
Alright, alright!
That was close!
I just tanked at that time on purpose.
Bro, stop moving!
Damn sea serpent!
I'm a little worried now. I don't want to die
There it is there it is we're going we're going
Deserved wait you region
Oh my god. What?! This is like an hour-long boss fight? Are they re-jetting down there?
Oh, no!
There it is, there it is, there it is, there it is.
Send it!
Okay.
It's so scripted, boys. It's scripted.
He's dead here.
He's literally dead here.
The mass is almost broken.
Ow!
Bro, die now, please!
Really?
I think he likes this zap because he's just letting me do this.
What the hell man did she catch bro?
Oh this is it.
Making me rip out your eye.
And we did it!
Oh wait we gotta go- oh!
He does have the key doesn't he?
Woah.
Oh dude!
What happened?
Oh dude, what happened?
Thank you, thank the gods you came back for me.
Take the dogs!
Wow.
The key of the captain.
Fuck off!
Ah, some goodies.
Did all the goodies?
I don't really need these, but whatever.
Oh nice. I don't know if there's a... oh, true.
Hopefully this is the way back. I kind of just like attached to that.
Memory slot card one.
Miss the legendary?
Oh yeah.
Um, was it before or after?
It was after right
Boys we doing this we're doing this we're doing this you do not just see what I killed boys we're doing this
We're doing this okay, actually they're doing it properly
They're actually doing it they're doing it
Okay, he's really good at it, okay, he's a very good archer.
Insane archery.
I'm actually getting owned right now, what is this?
I'm the Serpent Slayer.
I didn't hurt. I hurt very much. Oh, yeah, this right here. Captain Speedy.
Why are we even on this shit?
slaughtered like animals, the victims lay before him, a reminder of his own past, a past
he could never escape. His only solace was the sea, endlessly sailing from one harbor
to the next, in service to the gods of Olympus, all his hopes lasted with them. For no matter
how much wine he consumed or how many women he took to his bed. Nothing on Earth could
rid him of the horrors that played his mind.
Athena!
Ten years of this. I have faithfully served the gods for ten years. When will you leave
me of these nightmares?
We request one final task of you Kratos. Your greatest challenge awaits in Athens where even
now my brother Ares lay siege. As we speak, Athens is on the verge of destruction. It is
the will of Ares not to address the bulls. His use has forbidden the gods from waging
war on each other. That is why it must be you Kratos. Only a mortal trained by a
God has a chance at defeating Aries and if I am able to do this talk to him to
kill a guard divisions they will end like he's struggling right now complete
this final task and the past that consumes you will be forgiven running
therapy the gods do not forget those who come to their aid leaving the
rotting car this of the Hydra behind Kratos sets sail once more his
His greatest challenge and freedom from his growing madness lay before him in the ancient
city of Athens.
The final task.
Stay Kratos.
Just a bit longer.
Closer eyes, Gazz.
Get your things and get out.
What is this it is your journal today's entry reads no matter how many women I find they all remind me of her
Hear my prayers Athena when will these visions end?
It is your journal
oh this music right now I swear to god dude that's right that's like a filler
this is like a filler soundtrack you hear in so many things I swear in a
rest of development there was like a little snippet of this song
alright
The gates of Athens.
Oh, she's here.
Destroy Ares.
Oh
This song is the main theme
Yeah, honestly all they have to do for the remake is just literally just copy-paste this
game and just make it look better. Although it already does look really good. I mean these
These are HD textures right now.
No!
Oh, these guys are significantly different.
You can't just like, grab spam, but I should wait now.
can I upgrade? I have 1281, there's nothing to upgrade right now. I need like, yeah I
Yeah, this game is what's getting a remake. Well, the trilogy is. This is the one of three.
Remaking Bros Santa Monica you didn't see
Oh my
All right first combat death first combat death
I wonder what he does that if I can grab instead.
Does he stops my combo?
Nope, I can't.
It's like a guaranteed combo stopper.
I didn't think that was going to reach.
Bro, how much HP do you have, sir?
Thank you!
Does this game have more mobility than 2018?
What the hell, there's another one!
Why do you keep breaking my combo, bro?
Stop breaking my combo.
There we go.
I
Already fixed it it's not stretched anymore
Plus I'm tripping I thought we mixed it
Oh, we gotta dodge this.
Oh, we gotta heavily dodge that.
Oh, shit!
There it is.
There it is!
Ah, yes, a friend!
Yep.
Whoa!
Now I can power up the weapon.
Poseidon's rage is really good.
Uh, I'll just pile this up.
L1X, Hermes Rush?
Get a bunch of different things.
Goddamn!
Yeah, I just totally wasted that.
I swear there's something down here, others.
Uh!
Let me see if I can fix it. Hold up.
Boom!
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum!
Where do you...?
I just shut the widescreen fix off bro. I literally had done it for f6
Yeah, but then it changes it
But then I go play like this
What's this?
Well, then we got black bars.
There's four.
What about this right here?
I swear the camera just broke.
Bro, I'm not going black bars.
It did look good, but I'm not going black bars.
This looks like a little bit of a puzzle area.
Whoa, this game had a dynamic UI in 2005.
When you take your hands off the controller, everything disappears.
Well, now it's not turning off, but a bit.
There, see?
I think there was more to break.
Shit, wrong button.
If you are a citizen, enable patch, otherwise leave it off.
Okay, I'm gonna turn it on and then be done with it leaving it on it's on
Okay, we're done we're done no more
Mr. Great
It's a catch here actually jump there. I feel like it's BS
Really
All right, right here.
That would help.
I'm going to leave that chest boys.
I'm going to leave it for you guys when you replay it.
Oh, it's safe! We're here!
Give me everything!
Oh wait, I thought this was a set!
Great boss!
to freeze your enemies where they stand. But you must earn such a gift.
What?
Medusa, the Queen of the Gorgons. Bring me her head Kratos, and I will give you the ability to
wield its power.
Ow!
I had no idea where the heck to dodge half that time
of
Bro!
Holy shite!
What?
Y'all insane timing, man!
of the
you're kidding by your kidding and do
Those serpentine bosses way harder
I'm so dead oh my god damn man
oh my
Okay wow I'm getting I'm getting out right now I'm getting out what is this what is this
right now.
Oh my god
Dude yo, how much HP does she have?
Oh my, oh my God.
Okay, she's spamming!
I'm so... I'm dead.
There's no way.
You can dodge roll I'm aware man
All right, let's go here we go
Ah, I'm gonna dodge, I'm gonna dodge, I'm gonna dodge here.
I
Like this is it
I
Need boys want that there it is
Very nice. Medusa's Gaze.
Please and destroy them all with Medusa's Gaze and the power of the Gorgon will be yours.
The power of the Gorgon!
Who wants them? Who wants them all of you?
There you go, it's over.
Alright, see how that's parable.
Wait, what?
None left?
I keep up that combo.
I just tried it, I wasn't showing it.
Ah, there we go.
Oh
Very nice.
In the name of Olympus.
It's interesting compared to the 2019 God of War, how his powers are.
The combat feels like super active.
Oh, that guy died over there.
Oh, he's dead.
What is this for?
And Supergia had better combat
Someone's not gonna like what you just said
Athens you have made it yeah
Nice.
There's a crack in the wall here, boys. You know what that means.
Secret chamber. Right here.
Send it.
Look at that, look at that, world first.
We have 6, season 2 tomorrow, I'm not going back till season 10 bro.
I'll be back, season 10.
What?
What do you mean man?
So around when they announce BF7.
I hear it covered his, that's straight, okay, okay, okay, that is, alright that's all that
down here? I have to go up then huh? It was a Gorgonzai. Wait was that a shortcut? Did
Did I miss something?
Did I miss something down there?
Whoa.
I honestly thought they were going to announce a new Devil May Cry, but maybe next year.
By the end of this year there will be a Devil May Cry announcement.
There you go!
The pastrami is no good, da!
Hey! Stop it!
Looks like you can do something here.
Why is this a thing?
Really? Well...
Hi?
There it is.
What the hell?
Can I go there?
I'll wait I'm so lost that I just go all the way down for no reason
I was one of the crates, I missed what no way
I knew where to go, I was just sitting where that went.
No, I'm literally right here.
That's not that far.
Buddy, we're back, buddy.
We're literally back, buddy.
This is actually where you're supposed to go.
Keep going up. I was just seeing what that side area was
I got to link to a yellow paint mod?
Perfect man, it will be good for your play direction in your gameplay.
I see why it's an accessibility option.
I'm glad you're able to enjoy your games now.
I feel bad. I feel bad.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
I'm braaaargh!
It looks like you can break it.
Oh, you can.
Whoa.
We're there.
To another ballista.
Nice, now we can go this way.
Okay lady, we doing this again?
Oh there's two of them.
Are you kidding me man?
Yeah, the respawn dive did such a good job, though.
Ah, nice.
I need more magic orbs.
Oh, there, what?
Long input.
Very nice, very nice.
Okay.
You gotta roll out of it.
Are you kidding me? You piece of shit.
Oh, this is- that was so bad.
I was like the worst possible thing they could have had.
That's what's gonna happen
Okay, also this right here is not good
I'm dead
Nice, nice, actually. Very nice. Okay, let me try this again here.
That was the wrong one.
Oh, that could have been bad.
There we go.
And then there's another one.
Oh no.
This guy looks like he's still alive.
Right, you're good?
He's like holding his wound.
It seems like I can break it.
Are you like climate?
You gotta get them all lined up.
I'm trying not to use my Poseidons, because you use it once, and it's like, yeah!
That was a point in the way.
It takes so long to reach in.
Hey!
There it is!
Are we gonna like...
Unless I'm supposed to jump to it from the other side.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, yeah, they respawned.
Quick jab, long jab, rope grab.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey!
Did they respawn?
They did such a good job in this game.
Yeah
All right, that's not the way that's not the way
Oh my god, okay, apparently you can do that
Come on, man.
And a match!
Really?
The devs that don't work on the game anymore, I hate them.
Soft locked?
Uh uh.
Next, next, next, next, next, next, next, next.
Nate Nate
As we were boys
Oh my god
Dude, I hate keep hitting X man. I'm gonna I'm gonna jump down here. I'm gonna jump down to die or not
Dude, I didn't mean to hit X
The one button they don't want you to hit
It's easy to it's easy to fall off bro, what do you want for me?
Ah
Alright, here we are!
No bro, please! I'm dead!
Dude, this part is actually tough.
Okay, this is actually a bit of a doozy here.
There's dooby a bit of a doozy here.
Alright, new strat.
New strat.
I respect the difficulty, okay?
However, good.
The strat is to ignore behind here and keep pushing forward.
I already chill!
All really easy mode, all really fresh!
I
HAHAHAHA
OKAY
alright
Damn it, man! I pulled that in the shred a while ago!
Oh my god!
I'm sort of in this mess!
I feel like I got to go over here oh that sounds deadly
Okay, we have to open this and maybe we'll run through reinforced
which is reinforced. Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go, yep, yep, let's save it.
On the memory card. Okay.
And... wrong way, wrong way... two more times.
There it is.
What? I thought it was like a beast. It's just the Minotars.
Nice.
Give me a punch to do now, mana.
Looking forward to this.
I
True everybody stay here stay here. Why don't I think of that everybody relax? They're slow
They're slow
They dodged it.
Alright, I deserved that.
Alright, let's try that again and get the thing I saved right there.
Great job.
I had just dropped out and died.
There it is, boys. There it is. Your gamer, guys. Your streamer right there. Your streamer
right there boys. Up and down? Uh-oh. Whoa. Oh shit.
That does not sound normal to me!
Do not fear, Kratos.
I am the Oracle of Athens.
Here to help you defeat Aries.
Find my triple to the east,
and I will show you how to murder a god.
All right, address them?
Her broad didn't load in, man, it's new tech.
Sometimes when they communicate, not all parts manifest.
What the hell is this show is happening on the other side the whole time?
What the hell?
You're what you keep about.
This city will beat your grave.
Oh shit.
Bruh, he said it, man.
God of War!
Let me save real quick on my memory card, boys. Chill.
Oh, yeah, wait. Do I have enough to level up?
Oh, whoops. I don't know why I did that. I just assumed I didn't have enough.
16.50? Yeah, I don't know. I'm close.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, this remastered would look insane.
It already does look cool, but, you know...
Remake.
They're just at the copy paste.
Okay, I have to go on the other side.
How many do they think they can beat him?
Not a duel!
Almost got him, guys. Keep shooting the arrows!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Really?
Uh-oh.
Oh, these guys are new.
Does this look like we've whack them all?
Ah!
Ow!
Okay, okay, chill.
It worked.
Why don't you step on that?
I'll try that again.
Oh yeah, sure, I could make them bonks at, you know, if I needed it, but I don't need
I don't think they're gonna hit him.
No hit run.
Make him stone on the platform. True.
We can have this guy bonk it.
Right here, bro, right here.
Ah!
I don't want it anyways. I don't want it.
I don't want it.
Five boys pee who cares?
Is that actually the path?
I swear there's a different way out.
It might be the way out.
You know what? I think it is the way out.
It is.
Come here bro!
I think he has to bonk it.
Oh, I guess rolling is faster.
Oh, he keeps shaking!
I guess I- it doesn't look like I have enough time, but I guess I do have enough time.
Okay, okay, fuck me.
Oh my god.
Oh my dude, why are you sliding around the button?
You piece of shit, man!
Ow!
There it is boys one tap
Blank!
Not the red orbs, uh, my upgrade parts.
That was an upgrade solo.
So I can't like, yeah, I actually have enough, I have enough now, don't I actually, I have
enough.
I do have enough.
The Scythons rage are 2250 and safer level 3 blades.
I might just save.
I'm gonna save.
I
So much is
That was good.
That was a good stun lock.
Nice.
Man-ah-man-ah-man-ah-man-ah-man-ah-man!
There we go. That was good.
Meet that man-ah!
That was a waste, whoops.
Nice.
Almost have enough.
I don't think this is the actual path.
Really? That looked like it was good enough.
I see it boys, I see it.
I see it boys.
I see it.
I climb.
There it is.
I wonder if I can make this.
Yes, I can.
Knock knock, no one's home. Knock knock. Metal doors.
There you go.
You got the blood off the shoes.
Happens, comes.
Whoa!
That's that!
Oh, shit!
Oh
You're kidding, then I'm literally hitting O right next to you!
Oh
Oh, he has a brother.
Oh, yeah, he has a brother.
Oh, he's got another triplet.
Oh, shit.
God!
Go on, get on!
Ahhhh!
You're killing me!
go go go go go
alright nice
one guy oh god what are you doing
Bro, are you kidding me man, why are you with the way guy?
Good.
What is this?
That's one way of killing him.
He just decided to die.
Whatever.
Boop.
What is this?
That's not what I'm killing him, he's just a son of a die.
Whatever!
Hey!
Mm.
Hey!
Uh-oh.
Athens.
Stay back!
I'm away from me!
Hercules.
Apples.
Oh!
I should have went in there.
Great!
Stay back!
Get away from me!
I already played Dante and Perto not long ago.
Stay away! Don't come near me!
Keep away!
No!
Oh, oh shit.
I rolled so hard the gust of wind from the roll pusher off.
Oops.
God roll, and well...
Am I have enough to upgrade the blade?
Oh, I'm so close to upgrading.
A couple more red and I got it.
The hatch is locked.
Oh, I don't know if I have to drop down there or if I go this way.
I mean she did drop and had a key on her so...
Looks like this could be a 50 each or something.
I think if I just drop down from the chest I'll be okay.
I faked.
Oh, it doesn't work, man.
I guess that works.
You take the key!
So what?
The front door?
Now we got to find out where to use this key.
Maybe we go back. Is it in the hatch?
Gotta go all the way back. Really? We climbed on that ladder.
Okay.
Oh, they got shields now.
Ah, I can't.
Oh, that's not who I want to see right now.
I
I have one HP please!
save slightly
Oh the chest down 2240 nice
Take up right here
What I need 10
The chest would have done it
Another save.
Worst ending ink?
I don't know about that, dude.
I
Here we go
You won't beat this game if you skip chests like this, bro.
Some of us are actually good gamers, man.
Okay, we don't need all the power-ups.
Let's beat the dudes down.
Alright, some of us are not a parry.
Attack!
Wait, am I not going up here?
Ah, shit.
There we go.
Easy.
That was the strongest spot in all of it's happens.
There we go.
Oh, we got the upgrade.
What the hell?
Uh-oh.
timing.
Alright, these ones I got a dodge roll.
Yeah, these ones I have to dodge for all.
Are you serious?
Okay.
I don't know why my L1 square didn't work that time.
Oh, didn't save.
Oh
Dude okay apparently you can't knock it out spamming the dodge roll nothing happened
one
Okay, here we go.
Alright, I gotta stop at every single one, huh?
Are you that fast?
and
now what no way don't tell me you're gonna stop wait I don't know what I just
I don't even know what mode I'm in right now.
I have no idea.
BAM BAM!
Dude, this is actually amazing.
You can't do anything once they hit you once, you're stuck, it's almost like they execute
you.
You're in their takedown animation.
Apparently, I'm their takedown animation.
I got to just like run away from them.
Oh, they get you in that Y combo.
I
Oh my god!
are you serious bro dude this is insane this part what the fuck is this man
Oh
Okay
all right here we go here we go here we go here we go
all right come on now come on now
are you kidding me man are you serious
Oh, I was frickin' blockin' up a storm!
Ah, yeah, yeah!
Use quicksave, I don't need sheets to beat this, dude.
Okay.
Man, I don't even know what hit me, dude.
I have no idea what even ended there.
Ah, he died fast.
I was just trying something there. Interesting. Alright, here we go.
Now...
I'm down!
That's new.
Oh my god.
New shot the greatest timed arrow to fuck the whole combo up.
I
Just
I
Oh
Oh my god
Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go.
What was still alive dude?
he was still jumping dude, he was still alive
alright here we go, here we go, here we go
Alright, come on, man!
Are you fucking kidding me man?
Oh my god.
Are you fucking kidding me man?
Oh my god bro.
Yo.
I wasted it too.
I wasted it.
I wasted it too.
I wasted it.
Now it's going to be even more harder.
I
How's a good run?
That's so fast there
All right, nice!
One for you!
One for you, come back here, one for you, go over here, there we go, move that pot for
next time, and here we go.
Yes!
One tap, boys!
And we've got a friend!
Okay, okay
Okay!
Ha ha ha!
Me!
Ha ha ha!
Boom!
Ah yo!
Easy pepo-imo!
Hey!
What's up, shit-o?
Any plans to play a serious rap?
Probably not, but it was a good game.
Go go go!
I can actually drop down here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Imagine if I had to start all the way back.
Oh god.
Thank god.
Thank you, I love you.
Yeah, the one just disappeared through the wall.
That works too.
Sometimes you just have to keep it.
The smaller thoughts are a lie.
A lie.
Pots made by Zeus himself. Yeah, it seems like that.
now
Come on man!
All right.
Thank you!
There you go!
Full HP!
Everybody died!
Ah, dude, you have nothing in there.
really?
How many of them?
Like a spare of them?
There we go.
Yeah, I got to do more L1 circle.
I
Must get across
No, I won't let them get me they won't get across
How would it make me go all the way around?
What? I'm lost.
Survive one more hit now.
Wait, he's not gonna do that and all I did was make a shortcut, how does that help?
Hey, what the hell, how do I get back?
Where the hell are you going here?
I just have to talk to him again.
Oh, okay.
What the hell, man?
I gotta go all the way back.
I might need to look out the game strat.
Damn man, I'm just getting animation caught.
Oh my god dude.
Oh
All right, uh, no no no go go go go go go
Easy.
Another little save here, very nice.
Oh my god, it was killed, man.
That one archer almost ended it all.
I saw it behind me that I needed to shoot those to not go through here.
Come on buddy!
I'm going to assume I'm putting this right here.
Or not?
I just set it up in the middle.
Or I can rotate it.
What the hell, how do you rotate this thing?
Oh
My god, what?
There!
Chad, I agreed. We're gonna come back to this game.
I agreed. We're gonna come back to this.
I agreed. We're jumping into some CS.
Agreed. You're not wrong.
Yeah, that's cool that it's accessible and I can just play it right then and there.
very nice man very nice not bad okay I knew he'd quit oh did you now buddy did
Did you?
Did you now buddy?
Did you?
We're going here.
Time to get my ass kicked.
I'm ready.
Dude, who doesn't play as this anymore?
One sec.
You
I
Mom I'm in same timing
And I went from 1% to 2% oh my god
What are we doing
Oh, buddy. Oh my god, I gotta get one kill. Oh, they're gonna kick me. Oh, this isn't
Good.
Dust to back at it
All right, so we have here
When you come back to Kingdom come deliverance, I don't know about it soon
This is definitely pre-recorded it is pre-recorded gameplay.
of course the guy's just left shutting down game it was like
Peace, brother.
I'll stop them.
Alright, here we go.
One lower.
One cash.
Got you.
Oh, wow.
I can't wait.
He head shot me through the smoke, dude.
What the heck, man?
Oh my God.
Dude!
Really?
Ow!
What a mace!
Give it- Oh, that's a cool deal.
He just, he just knew.
He just knew.
Ah, he stopped it.
Ah, you're done with CS?
Same.
Here we are.
Here we are, man.
Here we are.
What's the plan, boys?
okay we have off he's gonna get a pick mayor let's go lower maybe drop bottom
control you on die we're gonna get lower then we'll decide where we're gonna go
two cross dude no way man no way even what the crowd shot
Really?
Right here, right here, right here.
Wow, that's on it.
That's not good. This is not good right now.
That is my kid
I'm just full saving I need another up whole save blocking a dream
I
Need to be close to it
This guy's gonna push for long.
Come boost here.
Ah, whoops.
Maybe just pop on my contact.
Sorry.
I think my wounding switched.
I swear the actuation is fucked.
It did.
Three, save.
All right, take two, take two, mid-pick, ink.
Mid-pick, ink.
The dude that's why we have been working long.
Sorry.
No way dude had the most lagged mid push I've ever seen in video game history
two short one B no smoke on the guy
No, dude, what a spray transfer.
What?
Hey.
Yeah, this enemy team is very, very good.
The 29k has zero kills.
L1.
guys they tell you we kill them all
nice
has two you
two middle
he just tagged me in every way possible
one guy B, nice one
I got 29HP
window
of course
right dude he's just bunny hop to that okay whatever dude
dude come on man these guys are crazy dude they're so good
They're schooling us right now, man.
We need one around to shift momentum.
I'll be there
I'm gonna break this smoke sleeve man
I'm short, I'm middle
of
One left still.
Damn.
Ah boys, smoke it up or I should be, just do one round.
Smokey! Smokey, smokey!
Already done with Mario tennis. I left my mark on Mario tennis dude. I'm a minus rank and then I left
Achieved when I wanted to achieve and left
Window!
Dude's timing is godlike.
Keep playing brother.
I'm playing too.
Window.
Hey! Get the op, get the op.
I don't know where it is, outside.
The momentum shifts. Oh my god
Okay, okay, okay, I need this pick here
I think we're gonna get their side.
Yes.
Oh just peek dude.
I'm throwing fire!
I'm just peeking dude.
I'm throwing fire!
I'm getting out.
One just crossed me, left side.
Yeah, two inside right now.
I'm getting out.
the
pretty sure when I can cut rotations
I was going to do it.
Scared for the last.
That guy just got the greatest of what?
I'm on HP flanking.
There's an op-med, but dude, what?
Yeah, just think the perfect dude.
What does spray transfer do?
Oh my god.
two
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
one
ok, one
another middle one guy, one HP
of
the
death
of
death
of
One's already up, man.
Okay.
That's very fast.
First down.
I'm going to play back.
Tunnels to outside B1-tunns.
I'm knocking in boys. I'm talking with...
Okay! Okay!
As if I can get at least one kill here
I
Do these guys are so good at this video game, it's like actually one tag long
Okay.
How about a mid?
Alright, the comeback, here we go.
Alright, I don't think I'll get one tap this round.
I think I'll be able to kill somebody.
Damn, we all missed our shot. I gooshed him too.
Nice, yo, it's a good warmup.
It's a good warmup.
this looks sharp yep how you doing oh now you're not mid
What Hp what Hp lower luck
They're not ready for this they kill in a half
one
of the
of
the
of
the
of
the
I need you to re-enlighten me.
Where's my crossbar?
I need you to re-enlighten me.
Get a crossbar?
I need you to re-enlighten me.
I'm out of here.
Ow!
I'm going to die.
What are we doing boys?
Ah, of course. Long.
Uh huh.
I got ran over.
Found him.
yeah mayor ought me brawl
yeah when you cross them if he's on the left or the right
alright if I don't make this shot it's over boys
this is a monumental shot
uh up in the direction of
up
can't see anything middle
coming down dead
Of course bro, of course, just casually walking up cats, casually walking up cats, randomly
Five hours later
Let's pray
Yeah, tell me if he's not there a bit
Mom buddy
One suicide
What even is that bro, what a weird peak that I don't even know how he's doing that shit
I have no vision man
Oh
Yeah, man, we tried y'all
Yo three of them are insane
Man, the 30k is bottom-fragging.
Electrically, we did very well, okay?
I'm silent, Kirby. I'm sorry.
three long one bomb tree they smell
I'm on fire.
Dead ramp on the east.
One car on the east, one long.
One on the ball.
One of all, you win this.
Come on man, no one's signing your fricking bullshite, brother.
No one's signing your wall shine.
That was rough dude, that was rough.
New lobby this time, maybe.
Ah
Might be time to give it up chat might be time
Move on to a different land
Some geoguessir true, okay, we'll do one more and jump into geoguessir geoguessir. I feel like I was owning counter strike
It's not feeling too hot.
I
Care
Who's out there man?
three stack versus five stack oh boy
I'm stacking him from here.
On overpass.
Oh, this is gonna be a fun Reno.
one man army we can win this we can win this even though they have one guy with a question
Mark as his profile, so he's probably the dude shit hits the fan just toggle and tell us where they are
That's the straight you have one guy cheat and then tell the other people the info
So they're all legit and then oh no get another account
I'm not cheating, I'm not!
It was him! It was him!
But they all know who he is.
Some fountain, heavy fountain?
Yeah, they're all fountain pushing banana.
I mean bathroom, sorry.
Yeah, A for sure.
Okay, two A.
I
Think so fake yeah, I don't see anything close bathroom
Yeah
Bro, they're like they're coming they're strats
You guys have a stream coming up
I'm sure it's safe.
Terrorists win.
Walmart tournament coming up, 5v5.
It's your local Walmart teaming up.
Which count of stride, show your skills to all the customers at Walmart.
Show your skills to all the customers at Walmart.
PC set up.
Captain.
Good luck, friend.
I'm done with this game.
I quit. This is my last match ever.
Nope, I'm done.
Move it, move it!
Smoke!
No, for real. I'm done.
I'm done, bro. I'm done. I peeked, or I peeked.
I can't smoke.
I don't see anything found here, I pushed up.
They're all cornered, beaded.
one water
what the hell are these guys doing? they're trying to make one push
to be short
to have to be
I'm leaving
just got one
one coming at be sure
I think they might be boosting
one more there
as soon as I leave they push con
Okay
Okay.
Not dying is winning the round, buddy. Okay.
Sometimes you just hold your position,
if you don't die and you crush your teammates.
One in Con.
Con fast.
Only flashbang.
Should be coming up at Enno.
That was bad.
Short.
Thank you
She got
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
One fountain.
This guy and his timing dude, like honestly, okay bro.
I'm lit watching short.
No, he's lit party.
Yeah, I need one of you, eh, maybe?
One's already up short.
I don't mind if I'm hearing things Be sure to one, you're soaking headed
One long How come flashed along if you're named
so it be
could be fake
I'm wrapping him alive
sorry
I want the lurking bee
what should I do?
NOOOOO
that should have been a no scope
planning
bro that should have been a no scope
I tried. Close, close, close.
of
the
death
of
What should be I pushed
Why are you there buddy, why do you think someone's gonna push that bro, what are you doing today friend? Okay, bro
one close nice one were there
I have noticed that a lot of people at this rank as soon as they die
they get ego and then they quickly have to click on the person who killed them's
Profile and see what face at rank they are because they have to keep
Copiuming the living shit out of themselves
And justify how someone just killed them at this rank. How could they?
Yeah, there's literally always dumb ass CS player ego
It's not projecting. What do I ever do that?
I'm just telling you the typical counter strike player at this rain
Wait, is he still? Oh, oh still afk. I'm just gonna play a site.
Well, please wake up, wake up!
I know.
Insane timing, friend.
One more ready, let's go.
Dude, actually just pushed bathroom.
Our house has been planted.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, I don't know how I'm going to do that.
Is he back?
He's back, he's back. Unless someone gave it- oh yeah he's back.
Couple be short.
Oh, he pushed Khan.
Double D-Short.
One still D-Short.
Oh, one here, one here.
One D.
D-Short.
That's kind of long.
That's Army foot. I guess he didn't.
Wow I didn't get head shunted wow you didn't just look at me and just
instantly one tap me like a lull
I'm gonna need a manita. I'm gonna need this.
Oh, thanks for the.
alright
ace ink
contra-nades fountain
calm down
Are you kidding me man, two of you bros, one guy short bathroom of the pop maybe
literally one guy one guy shooting his glock and then two others appear right
All right, fuck out of here dude, fuck out of here bro.
Nothing bouncing once you're big.
I'm almost up.
Troy smoke! Troy fire!
The bomb has been planted.
It's too stale.
Troy into the grenade.
Smoke! Troy fire!
Terrorists win.
Okay, the plan was to smoke and book it down there and digitize.
That was the plan, boys!
I don't know why I keep opening my console.
his brother just peak when he's a little lurky lurky shit probably long push to
A.
Laying down smoke.
Grenade out.
Are you ready, buddy?
Last guy.
Last one.
I'm done.
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
All right. All right.
Together we can do this.
I am 25k, I am a variety gamer, okay?
25k in CS, A- in fucking Mario Tennis, okay?
All I hear is a bunch of haters.
With no accolades.
Okay, nothing.
Nothing.
Nice, nice, nice.
One con, one con.
one gone
we fell back
i think they know you guys going there
still nice one there
they're all sitting here
one gone one gone
one gone
there he was
I didn't even know you could boost that dude
One water one heaven oh my god
Guy actually push
Stop that, Al!
What the f*** is happening dude, I'm lagging.
Oh no.
I'm about to run.
man like I bought a AK just push the second round
she's too monster
This is great!
Oh, what is this nade-tie-ing?
You're not that important bro, you're not.
a word winning flash
I
Buddy
This isn't good guys, this is not good
I thought we were all rushing together dude there's two there okay we're good
We just sit here and die
of
the
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!
Old team let the uninstalled guy, old team, unlikin' things.
Ah, shit.
I'm out after this, I'll be on tomorrow I'm good I'm chilling reset tomorrow
Nah, brah, I'm fuckin' burnt. I'll come back tomorrow.
Nothing worth loading up right now.
And we can do it tomorrow.
One more there.
I don't like this!
I
Know I was gonna make a plan
Oh shit
Yeah, keep going aimer I think.
He's got a point. He has 19 kills, he's on rank up, he has a point.
He can yell. I agree.
I agree.
Ow!
of
death
of
death
of
two
there it is boys
there it is
double digits the double digits club
I
Firework
Bopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopob
I'm throwing them tonight
Hung on
smoke
one trash can
one smoke has been planted
I'm very glad
that usually plays long
in the house
I hide
They're rushing beaver is in the fucking go look
if this team sucks at rushing B brothers so bad that we get smoked in the tunnels and
and then die. Oh my, here we go. Wow, okay.
What?
It's back.
You see?
Yep.
Behind us.
Oh, fuck.
of
I just need your knife.
No!
Yeah.
I'm just gonna need a trade right now.
I got.
Oh!
How about my bottom frag?
I'm not asking for much, am I?
Come on.
Come on, they want that.
What? What? What?
Rek emperor
baby baby big monster but
Big brother, he
Oh man!
Oh you drunk!
Alright, three kills.
We will make the river a good day.
No OT, please, there might be.
It's a long end.
Insane.
I hit this game.
One long.
I hate this game. One long.
I'm so late.
And that's how you get a tie.
I don't know how. I don't even know. I don't even know.
I don't even know.
I'm just outside the car.
Oh my god.
I think we should all push together somewhere here, I don't know where, but do it together.
Do it together
Come on
There's a good one, come on
Alright, let's do it. Let's do it again. That's the long word like a leader
I mean, I got you man. Relax. I don't play this map
Okay
here we go here we go, here we go, here we go
oh now this guy is nowhere to be found everybody
win these
oh my god
other rank
Oh, yeah, let's do it, let's do it, oh yeah, oh, oh, side way over there, right over there.
the
stop with the op? okay bro
of
That is lost.
That was like brain damage.
That would be nice.
He's my bullet.
Oh.
Is that your boyfriend, what?
Yeah, he's my boyfriend.
Right.
I am.
Let's move out.
How are these teammates over 20? Okay, that's what I'm saying, dude.
Oh, speak, speak.
One more?
Thank you for being here.
Laying these smoke with joint fire.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
No, thank you, Al.
What?
I think I just died.
Throwing flashback.
Ready to out.
Throwing fire.
Pretty short one.
Was a lot of monster.
Throwing flashback.
Oh yeah, I love.
Just chill.
There it is, boy!
Oppenheimer!
Alright, 20 kills, Inc.
Grenade out.
Fruits, grenade.
Flashbang.
Short, short, short, short.
Beak on site.
Hell...
Fruits fire.
Grenade out.
Blot.
Oh come on man.
Oh.
Don't mind, please.
Yeah, if we, if we, if we tie, it is what it is, okay?
It was meant to be.
Move!
Laying down smoke!
Throwing fire!
Throwing grenade!
Throwing flashbang!
One on site.
and be sure
I'm safe, that's good
Wow
Oh my god
Damn
Dude, did someone bet a bunch of potato coins on a draw
Who the hell just won that dude? The draw guy.
Wealth transfer. Oh my god.
Dude, oh my god, bro. That's insane.
2.6 million
1 to 278 ratio?
Dude, sadly it's potato coins, bro.
Wow.
Dude.
I'm going to be a noob and 1.39 million on a 5k bet.
Is that Jensen in your profile pic?
Come on, man.
I'm going to end a little earlier and video CEO in your profile pic.
Yeah, I'm gonna show you a little early.
I know, I know, next stream, Tuesday.
I need a little reset, boys.
A little reset, fresh week, fresh week.
I'll be back at it, GGs.
Till next time, chat.
I don't know what I'm doing, bro.
I gotta figure this out, bro.
Yeah, that perceptum demo was pretty damn sick, though.
Chat, you guys, it's Jordan Knight, a little early.
And till next time, chat.
Goodbye and Jordan Knight, peace out.
And I will see you, goodbye, chat.
until next time.