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oh my good oh seven people let's catch mount
All fun stuff charry guys doing what up
Take the day off yesterday, but uh
Back at it. Yes
Are you guys doing chat how is
is life people.
Are you guys what happened?
Replace got delayed to April? What?
Really after the demo reception or something?
Really?
Really, release date ships to April 14th.
As the spot team worked on our very first time, we brought everything we had into the spotter while the game was finally finished.
Reaching the final stretch, I showed us that we needed just a few more weeks to ensure that as soon as we got there, we did it.
Well, that's fine.
The response to our Steam demo has been the ultimate fuel, to be honest.
honest putting it out there was nerve-wracking but senior gameplay reading your reviews and hearing your excitement has been overwhelming and the best way possible
We are constantly bringing your comments and that feedback is helping us make the final tweaks. They'll make the full game shine
Honestly, that's respectable dude. They literally had a solid short demo showcasing a bit of the game and then
pushing the date
That's fine. Honestly, that's a great way of actually doing it. Why not? Why not? Ah, it
was, I see, I did play the demo. It was very cool. It pulled off the vibe. They did indeedy.
No apeship? I think I saw this. I'll be playing it when it comes out.
Wow now has Zillow for player housing? No way. How does that work?
I was wondering if there was going to be something like that for Wow, but how does
at work? Do people make the houses and then like sell the house with gold?
Um,
it's technically when it's your plot, but the thing is, can't you just
featured homes in Azeroth? That's kind of funny. That's kind of cool.
I guess well the main thing you're buying is not the land. It's the house someone put on the land, right?
Because with the way while housing works, doesn't it make it so...
If I want to live somewhere and someone has it, I can just make my own neighborhood and live there.
Because it's like an instance, right?
So you're mainly buying the house somebody decorated.
That's kind of sick.
Level 10 featured homes in Azeroth.
Someone actually made all this shit and got it down.
cool how people take this and kind of flip it. That's dumb. They should have one house per spot.
Honestly, it would be cool if they did that. But that would legitimize this further and then make
the people, I don't think you can do that in an MMO. Would it be cool? Yes. But that would be
insane balance problems. How would you allow some who gets the first plot? Right? Who gets
the first plot? Unless that's called a garrison. You could like quickly go for the beachfront
property real quick and it's like, oh, you were just first to it. I mean, I guess that's
one way of doing it. A housing market would form. Yeah, no shit, it does make sense,
not from an MMO when you have millions of players. And despite that not being the case,
it still did form. This is literally Zillow for Warcraft. You can find your fucking agent.
But that's sick that people have done this. It's always interesting to see how these things
evolve. Check out the Milgram experiment. It would be cool if everybody had their own unique
plot, but I don't think the logistics of running an MMO this size, that makes sense. It would
make it super hardcore, which is cool, but they're not going to do that shit. Milgram
experiment
what do we have here? Dive or die?
What do we do? What do we do?
They literally had that in Dark Age of Camelot.
Yeah, that's cool man. A lot of those old games had some cool shit man.
What the fuck was I gonna do? SimCity Ultimate Graphics Mod lies.
Go Ape Ship comes out tomorrow today. Yes, what is this game? I was reading something.
and
for five years the black rain
David the diver
Stormy tour through the camp something fierce
We witnessed it.
Yeah, this could be good. It looks cool.
Darkest diver.
Eeee.
Dive or die. Sure, brother.
What is this? The Milgram experiment?
Your time is up. Make a choice now, volunteer.
You have been selected to volunteer for an experiment of the utmost importance to humanity.
No pressure.
Bro, UE5 fucking sloped the game.
Why is every surface shiny?
I suppose it's three decades of my life in this world.
All I wanted was to serve the good people of my town.
My space.
Sure man, sure.
What's a goat ape ship?
I saw this, I don't fully remember.
I know it's friend-slaw, but your mother
Space is beautiful. They're monkey important jobs up here
And I assure you I'm not lonely because my crew is like my family
Sometimes things get a little scary
And I know we're on our way to somewhere amazing.
Your little monkey is doing just fine.
See you soon, love, Albert.
Wait, so is this like, uh, is this like a Among Us?
Expanding collection of tasks respond to emergencies unlocking rooms and upgrade your ship
Eight players so we are we're not sabotaging
There's just bad shit happening
I
I don't know. I don't know.
It looks like it could be kind of funny.
Uh, what is Armitus?
Go apeship just went online.
Mbap-a-fuck-a-mar, where are we? Just watch the trailer, dude.
Mm.
Armitus.
Y-
Spring City from original
speedrunners?
Debs?
Um, I did play burglid gnomes. It was kind of funny.
This one has a beta wraith ops? Wraith ops? I played this, it was potato.
I played it was for that though
the mommy trailer
we mean the money
but the old pocket money
where they go to egypt
which one we thought and that
product not yet rated
Let me see if there's anything new
Damn buddy
Anything happen anything interesting about a bing
About official anniversary update trailer. Oh my god
Death Awaits Marathon Gameplay Trailer.
Toxic Commando has a demo tomorrow.
Oh really?
Wind Rose?
Oh they changed their name.
This game was actually surprisingly really really good for a survival game.
It was like all the QOL was built in.
It was actually surprisingly decent.
I wonder how it will do.
Kind of random they changed the name.
I don't think I would play the demo again though
just because they changed their name.
I'd wait for it to come out.
But it was good.
Can you pay high guard devs for their hosting?
What are you talking about?
I was thinking of what is he is this a joke that I'm missing echoes of
of Mistralia. Oh, they're websites down. Oh, yeah, I heard about that. Create your
and spells doesn't look bad it looks kind of decent I don't know I just play some
random shit today I had no idea I'm lost I am still lost in gaming especially
after re-animal I was so short-lived it was like dude that was great fuck it's
It's over.
All right.
Oh, shit.
Outbound.
Random equals counter strike.
Dude, I'm even burnt out of CS, man.
Okay.
You can't.
I'm at the point in CS.
The rank I'm at, you can't casually play CS now.
Now it's like fucking normalized.
If I play it, I got to like play it.
I can't poorest it.
I also just getting your ass kicked.
This is how it is, bro.
And I didn't, the gamers are here.
It's not as, it's like very try hard.
Finish Swarma legend, BF6 season two.
I told you my one that to becomes a 10
When that two becomes a 10 I'll be there
Overwatch
Hmm
New BF map is actually quality, but I'm not going back to battlefield. I don't see it
There's a daisy server on armor reforger
It's probably not as good as just playing straight up daisy to be honest
I'm gonna I'm gonna go on a whim
Yeah, I'm gonna just wait.
Horus escape, last train. Oh I saw this. I saw that shit bro. Geo-guesserman, maybe
later, not now. I don't feel like going into Geo-guesser right now. Maybe later
I heard them.
What is this?
I do like travel but you go places and do tasks at the place in the leaves.
and go to a different task and you're driving?
That's kinda what I got from it.
Maybe, maybe?
It's like RV there yet?
No.
Bus bound multiplayer?
Oh, there is a demo for this.
It is like RV there yet?
That's so random.
I guess?
I don't know.
Arby there yet is more taking an arc.
No, I don't think it's like Arby there yet.
I don't think so.
Arby there yet is you're literally battling an Arby and trying to get to a destination.
This looks like you're trying to like build shit and do stuff and your card does not
break down.
Sagas of Lumen
It has co-op, but it looks kind of whatever
Sagas of Lumen
Sagas
Why do I insist on only looking on steam or where the fuck else am I gonna find a relevant
game to play?
It should do what?
Sure, brother. Sure, brother.
Flash games.
Oof.
Bro, next week is when interesting stuff drops.
Bro, I'm going on vacation. I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
Beyond the doors
What is beyond the doors dude, I'm a minus and Mario tennis. I'm not going any further. Okay
I'm camping my fucking a minus
This is kind of like that one game beyond the doors.
You should push until you get an A.
Uh, yeah, I doubt it.
I doubt it.
New account Mario Tennis?
Fuck no, bro.
What, new account?
The game just, I just downloaded the game, bro.
It just came out.
What happens to God of War and nothing?
I could continue it.
I could lock in and just go for just focus on just beating the game. I could I'm pretty
sure if I did I could beat it today.
It is a two stream game.
on hard that you can't
now
you mean you search a new game in new game drops new player only at one day
and brought the pens
what do you mean
some of these games are just one day games bro
re-animal was literally a five hour game
What the fuck else am I gonna do it play it for a week?
But like move very slow.
But I do that, I do do that.
I do do that for some games, you're not wrong.
This game got really solid reviews.
Maybe I could beat this shit.
I wonder if it gets better.
This is actually Blumhouse's, probably going to be Blumhouse's best selling game since they
started publishing.
And highest reviewed game since publishing.
What's up 1348 X Voto I've seen it already.
Seen to Poglock ARAM I'm waiting for 1.0 dude.
Waiting for 1.0.
Animal Crossing finally on PC.
Little lands,
Poggie Entertainment
Little lands
Am I gonna stream tomorrow I think so
Yeah, sure, man.
Sure, man, sure, man.
Swim possible?
What is swim possible?
Move each limb separately?
brah
Yeah, baby steps in water.
And look, buddy, build a city true.
Are you going to stream next Thursday for RE9?
I'm probably going to stream on Thursday and take like Wednesday off or something.
Most likely...
The shotgun seems like it's very strong, but what I've seen looks like the shotgun's really
good.
Like why not just go stealth shotgun?
i feel like i i would probably i think i would probably do that i think i will be my build
all right if i want to compete with these fucking adderall ass gamers
okay i need to whip out the stealth shotgun
that's the only way now bro
these fucking gamers are insane out there's a gun dude they will they will
use everything
for the advantage, bro.
Sticks releases tomorrow?
Oh, that was okay.
That was okay.
That might be the way, dude.
Darwin's paradox demo.
What is this Glintseeker Island?
Glintseeker Island.
I'm actually going to be checking out it'll be interesting playing the God of War game
and then playing sponsored by the way but lol what was the game on Friday was it oh yeah
this game looked fucking sick when they announced it this game demo drops oh wait what is it
call. Is that not what it's
called? Oh, the eternal life of
Goldman. Yeah, this game looks
sick. This will be interesting
to play after playing God of
War. This seems more like a
2026 esque Metroidvania. We'll
see if they pulled it off. The
The trailer was cool when they announced it.
Dopamine?
You need the Logitech Super Shrike mouse
to keep up with the Adderall gamers?
What is that?
Why do you keep spamming that, bro?
You fucking employee there?
What is the super strike mouse?
Does it aim for you?
Using AI, we realize the mouse realizes your hand,
you fucking suck.
So take your hand off the mouse,
using AI we realize you're a silver shit,
and the mouse will aim for you.
this is not a dopamine game at all what the hell is this bro
I know but I believe
Super Battle Gulf, Glintseeker Island. Didn't I just look at that? Did I just look at this
Or did I just look at it and not play the video?
2027
Sure, man, that didn't look that bad.
Why not?
Why not, brother?
Why not?
Why not, brother?
Chad, what are you guys playing right now?
Primal Survival.
What are you guys playing right now?
Primal Survival Online Co-op.
A realistic prehistoric survival game where you play as a homo...
Have billus or homo erectus
dangerous as these, as these, have granted it the most dangerous weapon of all. With
this single spark, the destiny of the world was changed forever.
What the fuck, man?
How many players is this?
I'm all survival oh
She's
Two and a half million year maybe maybe maybe nature was a profoundly different and more
day maybe from the undergrowth ambush predators wielded immense fangs built to tear through
Maybe online toe off motherfucker. How many fucking people dude?
How many people?
Life was much simpler back then it was
Check out the super strike two out
out. Are you kidding me, man? Fuckin' sick. Like a unique rock was the great major day
back in the day, dude. No AI, just real animals back then.
can you check park ranger sim
it was simple I don't want to last the day in the wilderness it super strike is
Woodings rapid trigger and a mouse yikes snowbot
I'm not about to play a misunderstood Roomba
Nah, nah.
Wind Rose demo, I played the original.
I played it.
I don't think I want to play it again until it comes out.
Part of the forest.
Shat, it's me, it's not you, okay?
I am gaming is, I gotta wait for the big ones.
these an FMV an FMV what was the last one I played on like some Sunday or some
shit it was the one where I kept dying or something
Yeah, dead reset, oh, yeah.
Same publisher, boards of hunger, which one is this 1.0?
Oh, oh yeah true, brah, we've seen this.
The Slaverian Trucker.
haha, that's a good one.
Yeah, if you really get into it, bam!
Yeah, it's a good trailer, dude.
If this is what you really want, dude, this is crazy.
This shit, yeah it's feature rich.
Wow.
I'm just looking bro I'm just looking buddy relax which is browsing bro relax
I'm just looking bro. I'm just looking buddy relax.
Which is browsing bro relax.
Just browsing brother.
I was thinking we're moving there.
I'm down.
NGL, Biafalon 2026 why are you licking me why are you licking me this just look
Lookin' bro!
Dude, poppy playtime, I'm all set bro.
Wow.
Mine coded? Maybe.
Shit.
Galactic Vault.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
shit man what are we doing boys what are we doing what's the plan here I could I
could go back to God of War it's very easy to load back up we could do city
skyline too true true I'm not gonna do a cup of the day
Geo guess or maybe later log raters.
This is this is just like co-op.
It looks kind of funny, man. It looks kind of buddy, bro.
It looks kind of funny, man.
Build a futuristic city.
No friends.
We jump at the city skyline.
Yeah, let's see here.
Yeah, let's see here, why not?
Where do we even start?
Where do we even begin in this game?
A patch.
Our first patch, first frost has landed with the full release nodes.
What do you mean first patch?
You uninstall because it's shit.
What this game?
Bro, why are you guys really- oh.
It's a new dev team?
What?
Really?
They change Debs? Is it really that bad?
Fuck man.
You're telling me?
Mmm.
Let me see, let me see.
I don't want to go play Cities Skyline 1, I don't think so.
I would rather go and play SimCity or something.
Darwin Paradox? Let me download it.
Let me download it.
Let me see if this one's actually gonna be worth playing on release.
Okay, this one's almost done.
Transport fever?
Isn't that a trading game?
I am gonna launch the game and see for myself brah I am
We're gonna see man we're gonna see
Hey, what the hell, why did this just...
You think this is going to be a banger game, be a banger game this year?
I have no idea.
This game, what are you talking about?
State Metropolis is the new one. City State Metropolis by a one guy who made City State
and City State too, and now he's making Metropolis.
I steam doesn't like this.
I did not enjoy that at all.
I whatever, just gonna load up and see.
No mods, just boom boom.
Shinnieska line.
Update in progress.
Bro, just make a fucking city building game, bro.
You don't need the launchers paradox.
Just make the fucking game, bro.
Who cares?
It's not that deep.
Yeah, I forgot I was paradox to
motherfucker if I could I would buy the sim city IP bro and you know we take the blueprint
of SimCity and we expand and change some things.
The music though, the feel of the game, man.
SimCity is just so fucking, oof.
The thing about SimCity, sure, mechanically, they failed,
but the overall vibe of the game is so good.
It's a cozy style.
Everything is good, it's just mechanically it falls apart.
So it's like, if it's changed mechanically but you keep with the aesthetic, the sounds,
the look, it's not bad.
It's still fun to play though, even though people shit on it all the time.
It's still fun to revisit.
Alright, let us see.
Okay, okay.
Hey.
I'm probably gonna regret this, but for now I believe.
Others, okay.
All right, let's do whatever.
Easy, normal, normal.
All right, where are we starting our city?
where we headed brand new land brand new land San Francisco sunshine
peninsula perfect we'll start here city name city name theme North American
European. Normal, natural disasters.
What are we calling this? Lots of great mods for this. I'm just going to play vanilla.
Lillia.
I know, hilarious.
Alright, how does this game work?
That's all we got!
Oh, it's loading, I think.
We got an initial loading lag.
We're back.
Wait, what?
This game, you don't move around with WASD.
You do corner?
Why doesn't it...
You don't pull with your mouse?
Maybe I can change it.
Input. Keyboard.
Maybe they have like a preset? Move camera forward, what the fuck man? Literally what I did.
It's not my keyboard.
Are you kidding me, bro?
It was bugged.
It works now.
Wow.
Alright!
Damn, this game looks like it was from 2005.
Okay!
Let's see what we have here.
First house!
We're going to just have the biggest roads right out the gate.
Three lane one way, two lane, three lane, asymmetric, school lane divided perpendicular, god damn.
I bought two lanes?
What the fuck are these roads?
Okay, four lanes, four lanes. Traffic in both directions.
Alright, no, no, no, no. We're going to expand slowly, dude.
Four lanes.
Four lanes, boys.
Do we have a snap functionality?
All right
Yeah, how do I check how's our water water pipes, and I check underneath our land underground
I forgot does this game like SimCity where you have like actual water source areas and stuff?
crooked? Oh my fucking god. Dude. Dude, we already went bankrupt. They don't even refund
you. Why is this shit crooked? Buddy, where's my angle? 90, that, that, there you go, 90
90 degrees. 90 degrees. 90 degrees. There you go. Perfect. That's a whip up the square.
Alright, we need electricity. Who's moving here first? EU low density, EU low density,
Waterfront, commercial, industrial.
All right, the first people moving in.
Let's see what they don't like and like.
Water.
Small, 60K?
All right, we got a future proof.
There you go, civilization.
And then we need electricity.
We're going to have all of the transformer, high voltage currents coming from power plant,
small coal power plant, 100,000.
Yeah, like I'm pretty sure I needed to see where my water was and we're not going to
get any water from here.
Like there's the water right there.
Unless I'm high.
Why is there a blue power plant?
plants building color. Groundwater deposit. Oh, it does show you. Hold on. Can I move shit?
You can relocate. I don't know why here doesn't instantly whip out where our water is underground.
If I hit the power plant, it shows the water.
Groundwater deposits are high.
I don't know why I would have.
Top left menu?
Well, whatever.
I know it's here.
Shit, I think that was 90 degrees.
Look at that shit.
Insane.
We'll have it so this is the area.
all our electricity is in the middle. It was 91 o'clock.
I don't fully remember how to play this game, so I will figure it out.
We already have pipes.
Oh, we need sewage as well. Landscaping. I don't think we have anything.
oh shit oh so auto builds the pipes I think it auto builds the pipes on roads okay we
We need to place the filter the shit out, perfect.
Sewage outlet, okay hold on let me see here.
Sewage outlet and we need the shitter that connects here.
Don't bring it into the waterline.
I know eventually I can make it so I collect water and it's not going to be the shit water, but let's see.
Okay, slowly.
We have electricity.
We have power production, electricity.
That is for some reason fucked.
Not connected to the network.
True, I should probably do that.
Yes, I should probably do that. I forgot in this game you need to like actually run the
power line. I don't fully remember how, but I think you do this.
Dude, it's in-game music, bro. I'm appalled at the healthcare lady. This is literally
There's not a fucking doctor here. Why are you are the internet was a mistake
All right, what do we have here 90 degrees? It's gonna be the 90 degree town until we figure shit out
Oh, we're hitting elevation
Okay, buddy. Okay. Okay. Sure. Alright, and then we're gonna do a random... This is the
first city, bro, okay? Let me design it. Hold on, man. Oh, you can zoom out a decent
amount. Wait until I start putting everything down. This will look beautiful. I need a 78.
78. Okay, we're gonna have our major structures here. Hospitals and stuff. And let's bring
this out or my degree of jet. Can I do a 90 degree shot here or do we hit elevation?
Okay. Shit. I can relocate this. I'm not gonna have, oh actually I don't even need this
right now let me put this here there you go I meant to move that earlier I need an
anglage 90 degrees okay it's not centered it's 105 it looks nice brown way
Wait until we get everything.
Efficiency is not what we're looking for here.
What the fuck is that?
Bro!
Until the city comes together
There it is look at that insane town hold up hold up hold up the road
And I curved the road
Roundabout
Biggest roundabout in the center.
How the hell am I gonna- I don't think this is gonna work.
I don't- I'm not actually sure how to do this.
How do you do the roundabout?
Small roundabout?
Can I control Z?
I regret this.
No?
Six Road intersection?
Oh wait, I've made one.
Wait, what?
Oh wait, it just throws a roundabout?
Oh.
Alright, it's not like you expanded.
What?
I can't delete this.
Yikes.
Come on.
700k left?
I don't know what the hell we're doing anymore. I regret everything I've done. I regret it all.
We're keeping it. We're gonna keep it right there.
And you know what they all call the sack we're gonna call the sack the whole place
right here right there perfect holy shit yeah everybody's moving in nice all right let's
get more stuff. All residential, all residential here. We'll do commercial here. Residential,
Residential and then some industry all up here.
There it is. One road not connected. I see it.
Oh fuck that looks terrible. I think that was the wrong road too.
I did the four way.
Oh god.
Alright.
How we doing?
Can you shut this fucking bird up?
Buddy, no one cares.
I will say, man, this game's graphics are fucking terrible.
It's actually impressive.
impressive maybe it looks better ones like the city becomes a city but I don't
even know man it's almost like my resolution spark too or something it's
weird
there's like jaggies everywhere
We don't need a hospital. They can travel off for a hospital. They're not there yet.
How's my electricity availability? Consumption 470 kilowatts. Production. We gotta fuck that up shit ton.
We got megawatts. We got megas.
What is this place?
Shotchi Threads!
This city is incredibly noisy, I can barely hear myself think.
Lady, you literally moved in to a new frontier.
Of course there's going to be construction 24-7.
There's some fucking airpods.
Turn the music down.
Menu music, game volume, radio volume.
This is max, bro, this is max.
Maximum quality, I could just shut up the LSS.
Global illumination was disabled.
There you go. Maybe that will change something.
Sure, man. Maybe some do music still disabled? What the fuck? Do you have to...
Where do you go to apply? There's no apply button. Show advanced? Where the fuck is the apply button, dude?
I like that doesn't work, this is probably where the game is gonna just go to shit.
What I'm doing right now.
Okay, and before this does not actually do anything, because there's no apply button,
but it did do something.
Alright, it rebuilt a little bit.
Still shit, but like, yeah.
Alright, let's see what we got going on here.
tiny village, basic roads unlocked, roundabouts, advanced road service, new signature building
available, pop musician mansion.
Oh, I didn't mean to do that, I just took out a loan.
Fuck.
Alright.
Shut up man!
No one wants to hear you think!
Alright, who's gonna live it? Let's do more industry here. Industry, industry, right next
to the water. Don't pollute our only water supply. And then over here is just gonna be
rows of houses. It's just gonna be lanes of houses. I'm assuming that's how big a house
can be 90. I wonder if you can copy and paste this over and over. Okay, that was like 50
It's got me easier where to do this.
Silted road lies.
Okay, let me just make these going down and I want to see insane amounts of construction.
24-7 construction to the point where that guy who keeps complaining moves.
Okay.
Alright, who's living here boys? All houses.
And then in the middle industry are housing
commercial property and then housing
And then can I actually make oh you can actually go up into the hills
So we're gonna have a industrial triangle a double triangle
That is fucked
wait what the hell even is this that is broken oh there we go all right the
industrial triangle
apparently apparently you can fit stuff there okay near the lake yes bro I
think this means there's not enough workers but don't worry there will be all
All right, yeah, that looks kinda nice. Can you shut the UI off?
All right, let's see. Oh, fuck, I need to move the electricity over here.
Grid housing.
Milestone to small village.
Make the traffic so bad people can't move out.
Bro, you used the fucking flush dolls down the toilet, didn't you?
You used to fucking throw dolls in a bed and light it on fire, huh?
And?
Alright, citizen happiness increased.
You better be fucking happy. Lulia is getting crazy, man.
We actually have so much room here that it's not utilized.
So now we're gonna have houses going unless can I not?
Yeah, we're gonna have houses coming right off the highway or I leave this for like an airport
or something, but I don't know who would want to fly here. Signature building pop musician mansion.
Um, okay, where are we putting the mansion? Where are we putting the damn mansion?
Maybe we have, okay, I don't know.
Mansion right here.
Let's see what happens.
Oh, it's already pre-built.
Nice.
Do we add a school here?
There's room for school! We can have a school near the power plant, so if you don't go to school, you gotta work here.
Alright, this is gonna be the stretch right next to the pollution grounds.
Okay, I'm gonna plop down. The thing is, if I do this, then isn't there a thing where the citizens can become too educated, and we need to balance the labor?
the factories. Fuck. Hold up. We gotta break this down. Hold on, we gotta break this down,
okay? You guys can get educated, but you know, there's a limit, okay? Maybe like, you know?
What is this trailer park? Right now it's pure trailer park. This is like some Mad Max
fucking village shit right now this is just burning man we have no laws we have nothing hold on
hold up hold up we need some goddamn education
this is a city we're gonna put down a city elementary school student capacity 1500 why not skip these
Okay, this whole area is going to be, I guess that's how you make it.
We'll have it so this area has a skull cutting right through the center here on a four-lane
road.
We're going to utilize this land and cut it again.
This land is going to be cut.
Invalid shape.
There's too much garbage. God damn it. Who the fuck designed this?
Oh my god.
Okay, how about here?
That's a cut in the center.
Perfect.
This is going to be School Road.
Elementary school it looks like it's backwards. What? Oh, it is not.
Okay. True, there is industry back here. Fuck.
Plant some big-ass trees.
We can always relocate it
My kids will get superpowers maybe we haven't unlocked the police station yet
Okay, we're gonna have a medical clinic we're gonna move this place around we're gonna have a medical clinic right near this school
are like right here and have a high school a city high school so we're
skipping middle school it's elementary school into high school right there so
you go to elementary school then you cross the street once you graduate and
and you go to high school
There it is
What the fuck is this?
They have an in-game radio.
Is this actually a radio radio?
I
This stretch of land
That was the most random shit we're gonna have a police station right here and
Oh my god, we're poor all the fuck were poor I
I spent all the money guys
Do these people even have electricity? How?
Does this need to just hit a road or something?
How are they getting electricity?
I thought the power line needs to stretch to their neighborhood.
It just needs to hit the zone.
Oh, it just needs to hit the road so that I can delete half of this shit then.
Oh wait, unless it needs a connection, I don't know, I'm gonna leave that, whatever, whatever.
Wireless power?
Alright, we have a bunch of land here that needs to be filled, is what I'm seeing here.
That was my loan, but I did not need to take oh, I never did it. Oh, I never did
North Korea has better cities. Have you been there motherfucker, huh? Oh
Shit it's crooked
Come on, man!
Unless the whole city's crooked, so now it just looks like it is.
I don't know if this is gonna be even.
I already hate this city.
I- I don't like this city at all.
I'm rage building now.
I'm not a fan.
Shit, this is right in the way!
That doesn't look that bad, although this looks bad right here.
Fuck.
We can draw a grid instantly, oh really?
Like fast plays?
Alright, some of these people live right next to the water tank.
I don't randomly have...
Whoops, no
Let's change this to commercial
There's gonna be a McDonald's behind the coal power plant that seeps into the burger meat, and then we'll have a whole
investigation where
It poisoned everybody
But we don't got to worry about that now we don't got to worry about that right now
ugliest town in the world okay bitch
you're bleeding money I don't know why we
are true wait do we even have any trash
collection
Uh-oh.
Where the hell do you get the trash collection?
Cemetery? We haven't thought about yet. Where the hell is that?
Level one of five, what do you want? The Ericsson family, what do they want?
My needs are raised taxes we haven't over the overbunds of overbunds of electricity
true probably the recycle sign would help okay we're gonna have a landfill up in the mountains
I don't know what the hell this is.
Storage capacity?
Overlapping items.
What the fuck?
Sure, man.
Sure.
What the fuck?
Sure, man. Sure. Okay, there's your land.
I don't know what the hell I was even drawing there.
And to get here, we got a road.
We got a road like this that leads there. How the how the hell do we get here?
Oh, there's a road here.
The whole place is a four lane overlap.
Shit!
What the fuck is this, man?
Why isn't there...
Overlapping item.
How do we do this? Draw the road?
Is that connected?
That doesn't look right.
have an idea
next
There's our capacity
Random as Franklin Street
And we'll make it so this connects here why not
Beautiful they call it landfill city
Yeah, I thought people were moving in
Okay, the city budget
It's not looking too good. It's not looking too good.
But we can, we can do this. If we up the taxes a little bit, we can do this.
All right, 12%, 13%, and 14%. And if we just keep going, I should be able to get everything back.
Highways? Oh, it's too late for that. We'll unlock it though.
And roundabouts. Okay.
Left side for more things. They all have a shortage of workers.
Lack of labor. What type of labor do they want?
Yeah, is this like a citizen shortage?
Uh, uh, uh, what does it tell you?
Children 14, adults 75%.
What is the red mane?
Yeah, what does the red mane, old?
Is that literally the age of the citizens?
Yikes dude, why did what the hell is this mad? This isn't a retirement town
Yeah, this is a new frontier
We need workers
Now I gotta make this we need more people
Okay, even if these are crooked, who's honestly looking?
Just hit me with the 90 and then we're going.
Whatever, you have neighbors now.
Oh shit, we're poor.
Oh my fucking god.
Okay, I'm still expanding.
We're screwed.
I'm getting alone.
getting alone everybody. 100 K. That's all we need. We're gonna get more residential property,
more people, more revenue, workers will come in here. And yes, watch it's going up. You
You need higher density, brah.
Can you actually make apartment buildings?
Medium density row housing.
Okay, we're gonna have a community on the hill.
Yes, we're gonna have apartments on the hill.
Right here.
that's gonna be EU medium-density housing
apartments on a hill dude it's nice and as long as you don't smell the landfill
there's a nice shopping mall nearby communist blocks okay buddy okay we
Prosperous, okay people will want to move here. Okay. We're featured in magazines. Okay
Okay, nice nice we're getting people see Rebecca's happy you thought
Oh my god
Bro, this is the worst ad I've ever heard
I don't want a suit anymore.
Are you setting a good example for your followers?
Are you on a journey to find freshness?
Are you tired of shopping at the dingy stores?
Sure you are!
That's why you go to Common Groceries,
the ultimate destination for the discerning shoppers.
Why hello, Janet.
Hi Stanley.
Is this a...
Oh, you can switch it!
It sure is.
Music and non-stop my ass!
There it is, looking good, looking good, okay.
Okay, neighbor's ink, hold up.
Grid style?
Some people, you know, some who was a brutalist, I call this Pogalist.
It's a style as well.
Really 89 or 91, no 90?
What are we doing here?
I'm not sure what we can fit on that street, but it shows it is green, so let's see what
happens.
All right, very nice.
I would hate to live there.
It's not that bad.
Nightmare City, okar bro!
Alright, how do we get these people to upgrade?
Do they need like parks or something?
Okay, I've decided.
We're taking out a fat load.
We're taking out the fattest of loans.
We're gonna have the city firehouse here.
Okay, and we're gonna have a cemetery.
Holy shit!
Right here.
No we're not. Fuck that. That shit is so expensive.
We gotta- we gotta flood this place.
We need people everywhere we need a healthy construction
Wait for it all to come together you'll see you'll see
They haven't built the they haven't built everything yet
I need a road behind here
There we go, so we can add more stuff.
Wait till the construction starts.
I don't know how to get these people to upgrade their houses though.
Maybe they need...
They have all the city services and the school nearby.
Maybe they need parks?
Yeah, the low density housing is in demand.
You know what?
I didn't want to...
This place is red-taped.
There it is!
This place is red-taped, but we're going to rip the red-taped off, and this is going
be all lowing um smaller housing here smaller housing just extend the streets
extend every single one i wonder if i can just like copy paste a grid instead of having to manually
I don't mind, but...
Let me sit here.
Come on, bro.
Come on up, brother.
It wouldn't really be a mix.
Wait, it was SimCity!
2000, right?
increasing areas of forest are being engulfed by flames. The thick smoke rising from the
fire makes the air dangerous to breathe. Citizens are advised to vacate any premises
near the fires and remain at a safe distance until emergency services manage to get the
fires under control.
I'm not sure what we are gonna do about that.
Was there not like a... am I tripping?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm not gonna lie, playing this game makes me want to play SimCity because when you look
at your city it doesn't look like shit.
Okay, even if your city looks like shit it looks good.
This looks like what the fuck is going on here.
There's no visual icon.
you
I mean, I could build out more.
Isn't this low?
This is literally all low.
Why aren't they building it if there's demand?
Oh, we do have transportation now.
Parks and recreation.
Can the city afford parks?
Not really.
We really can't.
do it let's let's throw some let's put some fucking parks here okay it looks like a death area
all right we're gonna have the ring park here
and uh here we go
park cafe the campfire site randomly over here
actually no we're not let's see what happens there
Yeah, it says there's low density residential demand and then you you low density housing it's all
taped here but they're not building it. Yeah, they're not building it. I wasn't gonna do anything here but
But... there you go.
And then they instantly build this shit.
That's medium.
MOTA MOTA!
You're right.
Good job, chat.
Proud of you.
BigTown Milestone 8 to get that demand.
Yeah.
industrial demand is easy. I could just add more here. Near the landfill. There you go.
Dude, we live nowhere near like any tree is no forest.
We're chillin dude we have nothing
There's like three trees bro this ain't no forest this is a sparse ass fucking garden
Put some high density unless I'm blind I have no high density
This is high density, but I need the milestone.
It's there, low rent.
Nooo, high density and low density. Next to it, low rent housing.
So there's literally EU high density housing and then low rent housing.
Which is gonna be a high density low rent housing.
I guess so, I mean it is dark green.
All right boys, you guys are getting neighbors.
You guys are getting neighbors.
Landfill lane.
Can we build an elevation over the water?
Oh, shit, it doesn't really make sense, but maybe.
There it is.
Let's see what happens.
And then we'll add more
Build a massive AI data center right in the middle
If we go bankrupt and the city needs money we will look at those contracts
We have not ruled that out
Noise pollution, bro fucking relax man
Yeah, this whole city runs off of Bitcoin if it crashes we crash
Yeah, this is all
Yes, you want to check the markets every day.
Low density residential?
Final Atmore.
Insane demand.
They love it.
I
Know I don't like I don't like this town either. I'm not a tiny town
I'll take it back. I'd love it
you
I don't know if I'm centering it correctly.
You'll see, bro, these are the fancy low incomes.
You'll see the final product.
Are you building a prison?
Yeah, where you do that from is, I failed the starting point, so it's gonna look weird.
yeah it's not gonna look right no I fucked up the last one god damn it
There it is voice holy shit they're not centered but holy are you kidding me brother are you
Are you kidding me, brother?
Fuck this one.
Mababoo!
What? What's so funny?
There it is. Holy. Pagoli lane, dude.
EU mixed housing. EU Ludensery.
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Instantly sold land. Instantly.
E.U. mixed old-pound style bullshit-la, bullshit-la, and some nice more, some housing over here,
fuck it, yellow.
Oh shit, free land.
Oh fuck, they all left.
Others will move in.
I'll get it, I'll get it.
My infrastructure on wooden poles?
Whatty?
I
Everybody's building we're owning right now look at this shit look at this shit
This is an emergency broadcast to all citizens the fire and rescue service reports that fires are currently spreading in the
nearby forest. The billowing clouds of smoke pose a serious health risk to anyone nearby.
At this time, all citizens in the affected area are instructed to immediately move to
a safe distance until the situation is under control.
It's okay.
That's all right.
We have more office demand.
Low density offices.
Guess what, offices behind the coal plant.
Insane.
And apparently these are all unzo-
Oh, they're abandoned.
They're abandoned.
They're now being replaced by office buildings.
Get him out of here.
We just need one of these billionaires to just like plop down an AI hub and it will all be
good.
We're just waiting for the email response.
You can't drive 500 feet in the city without hitting a red light.
Alright!
Let's see, motherfucker.
This guy is moving in here.
First time just moved in.
Where's the red light, bro?
Where's the red light? Look, he's going home.
This city was planned.
Traffic in mine. What the hell?
Look at these guys.
Both of them were in the wrong lane.
Wow, right at the red.
Insane, insane, insane, insane drip.
Let's see, where does this guy live?
Where does this random citizen live?
As you can see this is called this this building powers our whole city this is our heartbeat
right there yes it's not pretty but it reminds us what we take out of what we I don't fucking
I don't know what it reminds us of. Okay, all right, consumption.
Motherfucker, you want to goddamn internet to work or not, huh?
where does this guy live holy shit
bro it's literally rush hour relax
Good as rock everybody's coming home from work okay oh and it's 2 a.m.
Holy shit, he left work at five.
What the fuck?!
Do you brush your luck, E.C.?
Trapping jam!
What the fuck?!
Holy shit!
Okay, we have a choke point.
We got a choke point in the city.
I see what's going on here.
Okay, okay.
You know what?
I would fix this if I could.
Whoa, whoa, everybody relax, everybody relax.
How we feel in here?
Okay, if one fixed it, wouldn't two fix it?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Okay, okay, I mean it makes a lot of people live here, okay?
There's a lot of shit ton of people live here.
Let's get in there, let's get in there slowly.
I can already pay off my loan, feels good.
How do I pay it off?
Monthly cost, repay loan.
God damn.
Look at that.
We took a 500K loan, defib the city,
and now we're back in the green.
Successful loan use.
There's still so much low density residential demand.
I don't know why they're not building there.
They're not building there for some reason.
We could make a bus depot yeah, I gotta take a shit boys hold up watch the city hold up
you
The screen did not freeze. Well, I mean technically it did. I wasn't moving my mouse.
All right.
Boys, I'm over it, to be honest.
I'm over it.
I'm over the city.
It sucks ass.
I'm over it.
I don't know where else to go.
Do I just buy more land and keep expanding?
You know what I'm saying?
Sim City is better, bro.
Sim City is better.
80 HD bro. Oh really? We could do some GeoGuessr.
We could do a couple of GeoGuessr, okay?
We'll do a couple.
Okay, we'll do a couple of GeoGuessing
and then jump into some other stuff.
All right, we'll see what's going on.
2PM GeoGuessr, no!
Try the new transport beaver.
So you think, bro, you think, what do you mean, man?
What are you leaving me and a bra?
Alright, let's see what we have here.
Geo.
I saw it Deluxe.
It looks kind of funny, you're in there.
Alright, who's out there?
Live check.
Oh, shit.
There we go.
You think I want to keep it in the email only?
You guys cheat.
You guys tell me where I'm at.
And then, like, it's not a game.
It's a 1v10,000, not a 1v1.
Come on, man.
Panbus, Panama?
Rondera, Bronahob?
This is some EU shit, bro.
Oh my fucking god, buddy.
I don't know, man.
I don't know, bro.
Right there.
I'm going to set up.
Let me set up.
Son is he through.
Sent through tattoos.
Okay.
Okay, I'm feeling in Mexico. I'm feeling I swear I just saw a flag. I swear I just
saw a flag somewhere around here.
Maybe, maybe someone will say,
Moneygram Western Union Rhea.
This guy has no idea either, dude.
He would have locked in by now.
I'm just looking for something that maybe says something that will give me an indicator
just to where we are.
Or Masiya.
Um, um, anything?
Give me something here.
I'm still on Mexico.
Okay, San Isidro in before it's Brazil, San Isidro.
Trash or Grenadier, Charco de Pino, a Togo, T.F.
You know what?
But then I'm thinking,
actually never mind.
Bro, how is this guy not found it yet, bro?
I'm failing miserably and he still hasn't found it yet.
How?
How have you not found this?
Because now my mind has taken me to Spain.
I just don't know if Spain has palm trees.
I do not know.
I believe that a little break at us.
I have no fucking idea.
right there
what the hell dude there's an island there the fuck
who the hell is that shit is it a Spanish island
what the fuck man that shit was there
alright I'm feeling weirdly
Okay, I was about to vote Australia
Where's this guy from all right Riverside Road
Riverside Road we traveled down here
It could be Texas I
Kind of just travel until I see a sign it could be Texas
It could be thanks, Shesh.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, uh-oh.
What is this?
Brother.
Where?
I don't know.
Yo, fuck this guy.
Dude, fucking Vegas?
in Vegas?
All right, we just needed that atrocious performance for a warm up.
All right, here we go.
Vibe check.
Check never mind never mind vibe check vibe check turn around turn around with
fuck are we right now fuck out of here fuck out of here get the fuck out of here go go
okay
holy shit man
all right how are we gonna figure this out now
the India Bangladesh border is a cop out that doesn't it's a cop out it's
like I don't know where the fuck I am I know but I don't know so then pointing
It's gonna be the top part.
Just for now while I search.
For nothing.
Oh, oh, oh, Kerry Road, Barat Colony, Chadar, Gadawan, Fur, oh, okay, but we're not going
to find any of that.
Faridbad, Haryana.
Where the fuck are we finding that shit?
Okay, from like a I'm thinking the colony I don't this a this is not gonna work. There's no fucking way
I don't even know honestly dude. I don't even know how maps work. Okay. I don't even know what I'm looking at
Are these cities bro?
And so what do you zoom in and then are these towns and then are these towns just kidding even further are these fucking towns
I don't even know man
When does the city become the town when you zoom in to the street to that? I don't even know
There's so many fucking words. It's overwhelming. I don't know where does what layer to zoom into?
Like if we're talking this layering we're fucked
Like colony layer, I don't even know if this makes sense
This guy's also as confused
I don't know if I'm going to find any of this I doubt it dude I doubt it this is like where
There's Waldo.
But everybody is wearing the same fucking shirt.
Oh my god.
Oh, this is gonna hurt.
Yeah!
Wait, are you deli?
Oh, dude, get the fuck out of here, bro.
You weren't even looking over there.
We weren't even looking there.
I'm feeling England.
Stoop!
Okay, we are in France.
We are in France?
How could she France?
You know what, France is great, but where the fuck you are in France is where it gets
a little messy.
Okay?
Where is where it gets messy?
Get the shit outta there, get outta there, please.
What up man? What up? Where we at right now? This guy, this guy, I'll vote, bro. I will
vote. Where are you, man? Where are you? Just saw? Don't tell me this shit's Canada.
This is Nicanth. This has Europe written all over it.
Okay, we made it. We made it. We're out. We're out. Where are we?
Where are we?
What does that say?
It's a fucking movie.
I am finding this Blamant sombre
safe wall hain urbex wall hain nomor isn't that guy from fucking marvel oh my god saint
Vincent
Bruxels is that supposed to be Brussels
Brussels is that way
I'm gonna assume if Brussels is over there
Saint Vincent. How far are we talking here, bro? We going- I'm gonna go border. Brussels
is there. I'm going border. I'm going fucking border. Oh! You don't know shit, bro. You don't
Oh shit, you did it
Come on man
Wow, so it wasn't there's a bit of French in Belgium the French god fucking damn it man
The French Belgium border wait what out wait why was that French in Belgium?
I don't know. I don't fucking know. I don't fucking know some of you're gonna say yes lol I
Could have swore Belgium, okay
And most people in Belgium speak French?
Oh, go back!
I am getting England vibes here.
What's the primary language?
Salute, what happened?
Nope.
You know what, Scotland?
Carlisle.
White David cockmouth.
Cocker mouth?
Carlisle.
You piece of shit.
Fletcher Town, Aspartia.
Carlisle? Bro, Carlisle?
Dude, I don't know, man.
Is this the UK or is this randomly New Zealand?
Okay, I'm gonna get correct. I'm gonna get crit hit here so hard. Okay, nevermind get good. Okay, okay
Okay, okay, that's fine. That's fine
We're traveling
First side Mark Hussain, Kroppenhulg, Marlborgen, Lundengren, Lindeln.
Um, okay.
Gastoff, Tobin, Krombacher, are we in Austria?
I need a URL.
Give me a URL right here, right here.
Mulbergen, Gronheim, Gronheimer Shraib, Bishofsbrook, god damn are these police?
What the hell is this?
What?
Where'd all you come from?
Oggin' the whole road.
Okay, make me go back right now.
How's this shit still a bug in the game, dude?
I'm about to just lock in the Austria.
I'm just going, I'm going border play.
This fucking guy is trying to pinpoint...
Nobody got time for this, man! I just want the Elo in the next guy!
Okay?
Okay...
Dude's acting like he's a thousand Elo, fucking specifically Blippin' and nowhere near it.
That is the most nothing sign.
They are driving on the left here.
What the hell?
Oh, buddy.
I'm about to just lock in England again here.
They're driving on the left.
Okay, this guy knows.
This guy knows.
Okay, okay, maybe, maybe you're a truck, you're a truck, nothing, and, okay, that was a useless
truck?
Useless signs, useless trucks!
Where am I?
Bro, are you kidding me dude?
Are you kidding me?
Apparently, they recorded the day where someone ripped all the signs off.
Are you for real?
Alright, here we go, here we go.
Oh okay, nothing either.
Oh, these matches that are just like a long stretch of road or so shit.
It's kind of like a, this is where you kind of have to use all the, you got to look at
the sun, you got to look at the road, and then pin point specifically where, Clinton
and Awaka.
MOTHERFUCKER!
Awaka?
I haven't- I'm lost.
I don't know.
New Zealand.
Fuck you.
Oh shit, it was.
Okay.
Okay, nice.
NICE!
Alright.
Give me that sign, I don't know how to read.
Okay, France, France, now the thing is the last time I got owned in France, so where
in France. Give me something bro. Some indicator. Right here, right here, where, oh wait, maybe,
maybe it'll say where you watch, where you see this. The Ukrainian National Ballet, where,
I'm, I'm interested, where am I going? Oh my God, where, where exactly address, address,
go I'll go right now address sickness sickness is not a place sickness is not
a fucking place I'm not sure but no no that's not gonna help us that's not
not gonna help.
Nothing here will help me pinpoint where we are in France.
Sheppella at Fontaine!
Wait, does this matter at all?
I'm not gonna fucking find this bro, what am I doing?
I'm not gonna find this.
fucking dammit man I don't know bro I don't know right here
Okay, bro, okay
Brother, driving on the left.
What are we doing here?
I don't think this will, I mean, actually maybe.
Yes, dot.
There it is.
There it is, sir.
There it is. Dot BW. Dot motherfucking BW. And before, it's some other shit.
Ah! Yes! He bleeds! He bleeds!
Winnable winnable
Are you fucking kidding me right now are you fucking kidding this is this guy this is this guy's shit
They give him a fucking home advantage a
Home advantage
What am I what am I supposed to do this
Dude, he won dude.
He won.
I'm just gonna- I'm gonna go here, it's over.
It's over.
You've never been here, dude!
Wow.
Shit on.
Oh, that must have hurt, bro.
That must have hurt.
His number one country was turkey.
We got a game now, Palo!
He doesn't know.
He thinks we're in Taiwan.
Fuck.
Shit, he actually might kill me here.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, yes, yes, yes, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Where was that, York?
York, okay.
Oh, that's where everybody left, because New York.
Du Petit Chateau!
Okay, we're in France again.
We're in France.
I gotta send the nuke here to this guy.
Come on man. Saint Bernadette, Bernadette, Hort the crew, Lawyer, Lawyer, using the
I'm finding any of these.
I see port.
Does that mean it's near port cross port the crew the crew.
Fuck. Fuck. Oh my god. Oh my god. We're dead, dude. So close to victory, man.
Aye, aye, aye.
This looks like an important part of France.
Place de Calais, Place de la Republic.
That blue sign looks like readme.
I think I know that one.
That's the one that's on the right.
That's just this.
That's address motherfucker.
That's the one that's on the right.
Oh my god man, come on bro.
Place de Rene.
This guy this guy knows this guy knows
Where are we bro, where are you here?
My god
GG bro GG man. This guy knows exactly what street we're on
I have to win this. If I only knew where that cathedral was, there was like a symbol for cathedrals.
And then zooming in, but there's no way.
Saint Seer.
I am not fine in this shit man.
I think he's going to beat me here. I think it's over. Unless something is just like obvious.
Bergs
Maybe maybe maybe
Dijon bro, McCann bro. I was just in Dijon
Oh, you fuck. I don't think that's right.
It's over. It's over. It's over. No! No!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh! Dude, that's so far!
Yeah, man, he googled that shit. Let's be real.
You read the streets?
Well, I'm versing many people almost 200 points above me.
Alright, I should be on a lost streak.
Okay, I should be.
He doesn't know.
He didn't see this.
He didn't see it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my God.
Fuck out of here. Is it actually in La Paz?
Dude zooming all the way in like he's enhancing right to the location
You don't know
I check Southeast Asia
My check I'm wrong
Say I saw a save and a
I'm going to go down this road. I feel like this road is calling me, maybe, maybe,
It was calling me right there. He's fucked here shit on quiddle quiddle while you can buddy
Quiddle while you can buddy
You don't know
lowly
You know you think that sign is gonna say shit
Oof.
Alright, two taps, two taps, two taps, five check.
Oh, I want to send it, but I'm not gonna.
Can't read that
I'm a way some of me. All right
We're setting it we're setting it right here
Come on, you don't know you don't know
Shiba, bro. Toshiba
Toshiba, bro. We're in Japan. Yes. Yes. Yeah
Okay
Malaysia
That is such a dumb loss
Good I
I've been here in day Z.
Oh, really, bitch?
You don't know?
You don't fucking know?
I saw a dot, are you?
Right.
That's crazy dude.
Did they even ship that far?
Oh my god, the flag.
Oh my god, send it.
Oh my god, he doesn't know, or does he?
You don't know Billy!
You don't know, baby!
Haha, no way!
No way!
Fuck!
Yo, wasn't that Texas?
I guess not.
I guess not!
What the fuck is this, who should...
Dapacul prison farm?
What do you mean prison farm?
Fagum agricultural aerial spray?
I feel like this is Philippines.
I'm feeling Philippines, holy shit.
I'm feeling the fucking Dona and the Ninta.
Nevermind, nope, nevermind, nevermind.
Unless maybe, maybe,
Donna, bro?
Dude, what the fuck is a prison farm, bro?
They like
There it is there it is mahala, bro mahal
You know this too, bro. He knows
I blame Texas
We're Texas!
Belgium 60% Dutch 40% French
This guy's double my rank. How am I winning this?
Are you are you for real?
I'm feeling it right now, vibe check.
Uh-huh, look at the fucking hemisphere, look dude, look, where are we, look!
Huh?
Where is it?
That's what I thought, that's what I thought.
Holy fuck.
That should have been 8,000 points, but we're not going to talk about it.
I swear I just saw the Canadian flag come pull I summon I why the fuck that I just
see the Canadian flag. Is that the Canadian flag? What the hell? Where was that? Excuse
me? Buddy, I can't tell. Summon in there. I have no idea. I don't talk about it. Right.
Lithuania, bro. Lithuania.
If only I knew.
If only I knew, bro.
Oh, he knows.
Oh, I get it.
Whoa.
Wait, Hanoi?
Yeah, this is I swear I've never seen Hanoi in Mark.
son Pedro mother said sock San Jose like California no I don't fucking know dude I
don't fuck holy shit fucking Mexico how the hell is that shit Mexico dude what
What have you been doing?
C.J. Bullies
C.J. I see why you're 800 rank. I see why
C.J. Unless unless
Hold up, hold up
Come on McDonald's come on send it
Corrigan, more to the previous converge.
Conquerenci?
Nope.
Hold on.
These senior citizens.
Rosalie.
Come on, bro.
Event center bar, hotel.
Bro, where are you, man?
Where are you?
El John, bro.
Where's El John?
El John! Please!
I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
Holy shit, that was the battle of Peans, man!
Why is El John in the fucking Philippines?
I wrote to 400.
It's just fine.
Interesting, interesting, interesting.
America.
America. We're in America. We're in America. This could be anywhere right now. This could
be East Coast. This could easily be East Coast. Centering the Great American Soul Book.
the theater on the centenary unit what the fuck man where no way buddy no fucking way
bitch you know this centenary university and no one knows where the fuck that is what
What?
Set there where the...
Dude, I have, I don't know, I don't know.
This guy's in Canada!
Why are you locking in so hard to Canada?
Fucking lighting a fire on my ass.
Okay.
I thought he knew.
Okay, wait wait hold on hold on the lens bro the lens go back oh they don't let you
Oh, we can't go there.
I'm not sure. What country is this?
What continent is this?
What?!
Is this Africa?
It could be a Russian. Russian, Czechia. Only thing that car is missing is a Tripolozki.
oh shit the beach bro this isn't going to help us though
Oh my god.
Oh no.
I can't tell if I've been here.
Oh this is gonna hurt.
I have no idea...
I feel like we're in the back. I'm gonna go Baltics, Bald, whatever the fuck.
I'm gonna just go right there. Okay.
Grease?
There wasn't a single letter.
You know what? There was the sea, so I mean I would have gone more north anyways. I was wrong.
I think we're in South America, you know.
Hmm. Oh, that looked important, but I missed it. What is this?
Feels bad, man. Feels bad. I keep seeing one fucking star now! Everywhere I look, there's
one star! Don't tell me that means it's Chile. I will go off of that goddamn star.
I will go off of that fucking star.
It better be.
You know what it was?
It was.
Just a little more north.
Vibe check, vibe check.
Philippines, Malaysia, Indonesia is a toss up.
You gotta look at their signs.
I saw some text that does not help
Oh my god, we're in this guy's backyard.
Shit.
I don't know.
There we go.
Okay, we are not sure it could be Malaysia. I'm going right here. I'm going right there.
her. Wow. Malaysia. Malaysia and Indonesia. Are they the same language? Philippines, Malay are similar.
Okay, I see some I see okay interesting. I don't think this is Sri Lanka or Singapore.
I swear I saw pretzel text and pretzel wait is that pretzels pretzels means South India.
I don't think it's for the Lanka level.
Please don't be Sri Lanka.
Yes!
Are you kidding me? He's still alive, bro.
Give me a fucking windmap.
Oh my god.
I'm going right here. I'm going right here. I'm going to send it right on the equator.
Hello, I'm going to equator. Equator play. This is the Philippines. It is the Philippines.
Are you kidding, dude?
Oh my god, dude!
Are you serious?
You just gotta queue again.
Okay, okay, we are up in the areas, sickotrans, Slovakia, there it is, boys, slow motherfucking
The Bacchias.
Holy shit, where the fuck is La Bacchia again?
Oh my god, there it is.
Bratislava!
Yeah, brah, you know where you are, brah? Where are you looking, dude?
Where are you? Where do you think we are, man?
Mr. 473.
Where are we d-
Wow, he found the URL.
Ah...
Shit.
Go to Italy, dude. Go to Italy.
You lucky fuck.
here we go here we go here we go okay but where Malaysia Indonesia bro Indonesia the
The problem is Indonesia is huge.
So like which one, which island of Indonesia are we talking here?
Which one we talking?
I'm not sure where to look for like an address or some shit so I'm gonna just, you know,
pretend it's Surabaya. Do you know it's Indonesia friend? Do you know though? Do you know? Fuck
he knows man. He's already locked there. He's going further north. Okay. Where even is this?
Five check, five check, five check.
Canada, oh my God.
Dude, he panicked.
He panicked when Canada.
Interesting. Interesting. You know what? I'd make a shack looking over this too.
I respect them, man. Some people are like, fuck it, bro. I'm playing Rust.
Okay, where are we?
La Pancheek!
Hold on, hold on, what do we have here?
Okay, okay, okay.
Mosta?
I don't know where we are.
Uh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
La Boca and Brasada.
You know what?
I'm feeling like we're in Argentina, Uruguay or some shit right now.
That's where I'm feeling.
Oh, fuck.
There's no way this guy knows.
There's no fucking way this dude knows where we are.
There's no- he doesn't know.
I don't know.
He definitely doesn't know after that candidate guess.
right right sure bro
oh fuck I'm going north
oh this is gonna hurt oh this is gonna hurt oh it's not that bad
that actually does hurt dude what the fuck that was chilly dude was that not
the fucking ocean was I just blinded shit it wasn't it was a lake okay wait a minute
he's driving on the right side what are we doing here bro are we is this New
Zealand
Which Southeast Asian country drives on the left like that?
Rickshaw?
Is this...
Work at Nightingrew?
What?
There's no fucking way dude.
There's no way you know!
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, there it is.
Let's get out of here, bro.
There it is.
It took a while, okay.
It took a while.
It took a while!
Well, we got it.
Dude, it was Sri Lanka, man.
Okay, okay.
Interesting pie.
Oh, here we fucking go, man.
Here we go dude. Here we go. On Tekka, man. On Tekka.
The thing, the problem with this is it's such a, it's such a guess. It's a massive guess.
There's nothing to even look at, I have no idea.
Like it's either border Ukraine and Russia, or you go down to Croatia, to Montenegro or
something, Albania, North Macedonia, Yolo.
There it is, we'll take it.
Little closer.
Wait, it was Ukraine? Wow, it was Ukraine.
Fuck, where is this place again?
Hold on, hold on, give it a second.
The clash.
Texas. You know what? Vibe check. Vibe check. Fucking Texas, dude. I don't even fucking care.
I don't even care. I'm doing it. I'm doing it right now. I could be wrong. I am not feeling
good about this. I'm not feeling good. No, I'm not gonna do it actually. I'm not
gonna do it. I will fast travel though.
Whoa! Wait, wait, what? What? It's just space bar...
Okay. I hit space bar and it locked the answer in. Where the hell are we? Spain. I'm feeling
Spain or Portugal right now. Trash meta. Trash meta. Nostro distrito. Quadra. Bro, if only
Only I knew dude.
Lima bro, Lima.
Fuck, where's Lima again, man?
Lima!
No, yes.
Nooooooooooooooooo yes.
Yeah, no lolololol now.
No fucking lololols from this guy.
You're going to spawn me on a shit road dude, what am I supposed to do with the smell to
fucking gravel?
Like, I don't know.
I forgot the sun meta where if it's north,
if it's north, you're on the southern hemisphere, right?
Isn't it opposite?
I don't recall.
If it's, if the sun is south, you're in the north.
So we're in the southern hemisphere right now.
This isn't good.
This will hurt.
Very bad.
Heavy.
Heavy hurt.
Heavy hurt here.
Heavy hurt.
Oh!
There it is.
I'm so bad, FFS.
All good, man.
All good.
He left.
Okay.
Reclaimed 420 rank, reclaimed.
708, of course you're gonna put me against this.
Of course.
Okay, we're in Africa, are we?
Ain't no hemispheres here.
No hemispheres, bro. It's cloudy as shit.
There it is. Abul Mariam multipurpose. Nope.
Interesting. French.
I'm going to go set a go. The car. Just because of the French truck.
Just because of the French truck.
Interesting.
Okay.
Oh yeah, this is nice man, holy shit, bro
Bro, there's like cows and stuff?
I feel like this is cool, but this feels a little too isolated, like, well, you gotta
go to the grocery stores like an hour drive.
It looks like there's no electricity here.
Living on the land, brah!
too far. Okay. Where are we, man? Civilization. Where's the Costco? Where the fuck is it, man?
Where's the EU Costco?
Right down the street.
Oh, okay, I'll get away here.
Where are we, where are we?
What country is this?
Lina, some gnomes.
Stein and Weg? That sounds German or Austrian.
Oh, fuck me.
I don't know.
That was Switzerland. Oh my god
This is a loss
Okay, we got roads
Carriville City Limit.
Truck the Wachee River.
This could be East Coast.
This could be America.
Florida.
Florida!
Do I go up more north is the question where in Florida? I don't know. I'll go Jacksonville
Damn, okay
Oh
Dude new
Give me info bro. Give me info man. Give me info. Enhance. Right here. I can't read it.
Shit. Dude.
Treetanori?
Fuck man, this is one of those countries that uses carrots.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Checkia, man.
OK.
I don't know.
What does that say?
Look a brun.
Which way?
Which way do I go?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, dude, worst text, loka brun.
I can't read that. I can't. I don't know. I don't know.
Maybe, maybe, maybe. Maybe this is... I'm filling three fingers here.
Subahabah loka brun. Fucking loka brun, bro.
I'm feeling Norway I might just lock in Norway here I am so on Norway right now
Yikes.
Dude.
Ah.
Okay, it was sweetened.
That's the second time Spacebar locked me in.
I think it's when I hover over the map.
Where the hell is this?
Southeast Asia?
Or is this kinda...
Hmm...
This kinda reminds me of like, weirdly, Mongolia.
Kazakhstan.
I'm gonna go Mongolia.
I'm going to go Mongolia.
Whee!
Holy shit.
This could be America, Little Fort, or something.
This could be America, Little Fort.
America.
I'm feeling Colorado right now, but I don't know.
Jasper.
Jasper!
Minamina!
One sign, one sign!
No!
No! I'm dead dude.
Dude.
Fuck.
What? This is unfortunate, bro.
Whatever, I'm going east.
Oh, it doesn't matter.
Oh, okay, it's Canada.
Ah, dead.
Damn.
you
You did crying I lost five points, bro.
I lost five points, man.
All right, Ede verse Ede.
Here we go.
Agro, Alienke.
Africa!
Apollo!
DNA off.
Send it. He doesn't know.
He doesn't see it.
He doesn't see it. He doesn't know. He sees it. Fuck.
Oh yeah, you're gonna go find out those Brazil!
Okay.
Motherfucker. Alright, that's fine, good. I'm glad you went a little south.
What the hell?
So I'm gonna just copy and pasted shit here.
You know what? I'm not gonna read a lot. I wanna say this is, uh, Thailand.
I'm going Thailand.
I can't be wrong on the text and I'm pretty sure it's Thailand.
I'm wrong.
Actually, no, I think it is, I think it is.
He's just lucky man, he's lucky.
What?
Is this America?
Oh, it's Canada.
Wait, can I go down this road?
Hmm, probably stupid to go down this road.
I should have stayed on the main road.
Ah, I'll probably run.
I don't think this is right.
I'll just go right in between.
It's gonna be like weirdly western.
Are all the way- God damn.
Sometimes you know the world, it's like the little pockets of area, you're like, oh my god, true, a bunch of people live here.
Alright, I know the general area.
You gotta be one of these towns that ends with Vagin.
I forgot who does it.
at the finish? I don't think the finish do that. Fuck me, dude. I don't remember who does
as this as Netherlands, Belgium.
Nothing I'm gonna randomly find a bad gym.
I doubt it.
Fuck.
I went all in on that.
Maybe they are decked.
Who the fuck uses that?
Oh!
Winnable?
Okay, winnable, winnable.
We're doing this, aren't we?
We're doing this shit.
Okay.
Right.
Really, dude? Really?
Why are you acting like you know?
Okay, man.
Right.
Okay, that's a long word, so it must be finished.
Go to Africa dude! Go to Africa!
Oh shit. Oof! Oof!
Get the fuck out of here, brother.
Get the fuck out of here, brother!
Come on, man.
You had no idea, bro. You had no idea, dude.
Come on, man.
I know, I know.
I know.
Good, 441.
Oh my god 500 is possible
Leave before you lose again
Fuck, I thought maybe.
Edy's garden
Where are we this is nice man, is this England give way give way
I'm just gonna lock this shite in, brother.
Where are we, Luke?
Huh?
Where are we, dude, huh?
Give way!
Oh, really?
Give way to New Zealand, bro?
Give way to these nuts, buddy.
Come on, man, Scotland!
Oh, this is gonna hurt if it's Southeast Asia.
I think it is actually a knot this
Whoa, he went Africa to
Holy shit we suck ass
Okay, oh
You know what the palm trees with the red was kind of the giveaway
I'm feeling Spain and Portugal here.
to get around to sea professionalism.
Great, this is Italy.
Am I tripping?
The CH? Am I fucking tripping?
No way! This is chilly, dude!
Oh my god, there's no fucking way, dude!
What the fuck is this? What is the CH?
Chequia?
That was horrible.
Everything about that was bad.
I feel like this could be Malaysia.
Oh wait, no.
I'm not sure where in Vietnam to go here.
Yikes.
Okay, okay.
I saw it on the mini.
Okay, okay, okay, winnable, winnable, winnable?
Please?
Metalite?
Come on, come on.
I think Southeast Asia.
Oh, Southeast Asia for sure.
Maybe for Brazil again.
Oh
Agreed but where
Manolo fortification
Manolo Forte book hidden on what the fuck? Oh, it's the Philippines
Ain't nobody fine in this shit though I
Need more time I
I don't see where
All right here all right
I'm 16 whatever
I can just go border Austria Germany
Okay.
It's a dead end.
Yeah.
No one's fighting a hamburger shrimp.
Actually, really? Hamburger?
Hamburger Storib!
Oh, that might be GG.
Wow.
Okay, okay, please.
Give me a good one here, please.
Give me one I can lock in here, please.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. He might not know. He
might not know. I saw, I saw, I saw the last three letters look like it was Polish. Fuck,
Not
Dude lives on the border you motherfucker
Dude the last name had the the Polish SK whatever the fuck. Oh
My god, I went all in on that shit, bro. What are you doing about it? Why what are you doing, bro?
I'm done after this guys I suck 20 is plenty
Glasgow.
Yeah, Glasgow's in England, right?
Scotland?
Where we at, Brazil?
You're lower rated than me, dude.
Where are we, man?
Scotland?
Where we at Brazil you're lower rated than me dude. Where are we man?
Marito maths classes Marito
Marito math classes
I teach you the math one plus one
I mean, shit, buddy.
I'm going border.
I'm going to go on border boys.
There it is.
Okay, okay.
It's fine.
Okay, okay, it's fine, it's fine.
That's okay.
Is that security?
I don't think that's security.
Is that security?
Really, bro?
You know where we are in Africa.
Really?
All right, whatever, whatever.
He tried hitting me there.
He tried hitting me with that.
Almost.
We triangulated.
I don't know, okay.
Ever back, neck on the moon,
the next time, clarinic, a mower.
Are you late?
Shoots in house.
Walton Grimey, Bookendurin, Shupin Ludin, Bookendurin.
San Rafael, brother.
Oh, there's too many stands at this point. Alright, at this point I'm a fucking sane. Okay, I don't know what to tell you, dude.
I'm gonna I'm gonna just lock in some Mexico
Yeah
I'm locking in Mexico boys
Right on the X send it
Get the fuck out of me!
Oh shit.
We're in France, dude.
Friends, please, brother.
Where are we in France?
Centra does suckers.
Dude.
Dude, this guy has no idea, bro.
You have no fucking idea, you're just RNG clicking shit, man.
Oh my god.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
He doesn't know. He doesn't know. He doesn't know. Crit hit, crit hit, crit hit, crit hit,
nuke, nuke, nuke, nuking, nuking. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, fuck no nuke. What? Bro,
Why is there a fuckin' Malaysian ass bank all the fuckin' way in that motherfucker, dude?
What the hell?
It said Malay?
Who the hell?
It literally said Malay, bro.
Why are you there?
Oh my fucking god.
Oh here we go dude.
Here we go.
Is this even America bro?
Holy shit.
Alright.
All good.
It's um.
We're Irish. Gaelic.
Okay.
There's a remax all the way out here.
Little Oak Realty.
Little Oak province of British Columbia province of British Columbia you know what I'm sending
it boys. I'm sending it right there. I'm sending it right there. Don't talk to me.
talk to me bro. Left or right? The fork in the road. Oh we already made the decision
I can't go back.
Hila!
Salak, Grievous, Novadas, I-Nazi, what the fuck?
What is this shit?
Well, language is this bad?
I swear that that says dot L V
I'm gone. I'm going. This is a throw. I'm actually actively throwing actively throwing
Actively throwing
No, you're bro, why do you have eyes buddy why?
Okay, I still want it, I still want it.
This feels like Australia.
a lot of the the words of where we are Winchester, Farnham, London, Lowell
Oh yeah, you're going to London, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
Motherfucker, where is the A-Shit-S-31?
Motherfucker, I don't see this shit.
We'll take it. We'll take it. Okay. It's being shipped. This guy's 200 EO above me.
So this could be anywhere though in Vietnam this could be anywhere I don't know north
south I'm not sure. It could be near Hanoi but we're going south. You lucky shit. 462?
There's been a lot of Vietnam today.
Vibe check right now, I'm feeling, I don't know.
I am not entirely sure here.
Hmm.
BOTAR BASURA MOLTA
Oh shit.
I don't know. I don't know.
Holy fuck.
That was Chela, dude.
the school of success.
This is gonna hurt. This is gonna hurt. It's gonna hurt him. Easy.
Dude, he was in Cambodia.
Damn, Matt, yo, he was 690.
How the fuck was he 690?
No way.
How the hell was that a 690 player?
This is the same guy?
Watch, he's gonna shit on me now.
I was gonna show me why he was 690.
Uh-oh!
Okay, this is a little weird, I don't know.
Oh, buddy. Oh, shit. Oh, this is, this is bad. I don't know where we are. I don't even
I don't even know the continent!
I don't even know!
Holy shit!
Alright dude, I have no...
That was... I couldn't tell.
I couldn't tell.
This guy's back for his elo.
And I think he's gonna get it back.
Oh, he's getting it back.
Dot BG, buddy.
Me G
Bada me G a little gary a bro. Don't tell me you saw this shit. You didn't see it. Oh, he did
What's Joppa, bro, what's Joppa?
Jalpa S2 Casa. Trabajo, Voluntar. Where are we Jalpaing? What country? Where is my Casa?
What the fuck is Jalpa dude?
Jalpa. Are you kidding man?
Come on fruit a guy. Where did you get your fruit from brah national
Japana no national most gas frutas
sonny dad
cigar pa
Tell me man. Tell me tell me the truth, bro. Where are the fruit move the fucking van? I
Know this tells me
Please brawl
It's over dude, it's over
Not English right on Mexico all yours man
You gotta see a little back
JJ
Alright boys, do we keep doing this? What's the plan here?
What's the plan here, boys?
Wall art literally had Mexican flag colors.
One win double promotion.
Mario tennis. I'm chilling on bro. I'm chilling on.
It is now in the avenue of
no wins.
All right, here we go one more one do you want me in tennis elbow
All right girl buff but then and a debuff so I can potentially win
Marik and 320 Kester and field dosenberg dosenberg
Eland Marek
Eland
Fuck, I don't know
Oh yeah, whatever man
Well, what the hell?
Oh.
Oh, this is, this is gonna hurt, but I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that.
This is gonna hurt. This is gonna hurt real bad.
I don't know.
Oh, Australia? What the f-
Oh my god. That okay, bro.
Finally, the people who know what the hell they're doing are on.
Finally England
Please go back to where that fucking sign was I was reading that told me everything I needed to know
Holy shit, I have no idea what I'm doing, whatever dude, whatever bro, that was fucking brutal man, that was brutal.
That was brutal.
Nah dude.
Get shitted on? That was terrible.
Absolutely trash.
Complete and utter trash arena.
Reno
Well, I really don't want to play CS, but here we go. I
Don't know where else to go boys. I'm lost. I'm still lost in video games. All right next week
We got marathon and we got
Resident Evil.
Time to get called a shitter.
From people who only, who never quit this game.
Time to get called a shitter from people who never quit the fucking game.
Okay.
Okay. Okay, if I drop below 25,000, I'm quitting the game.
I'm the only red now they're gonna look up to me like Senpai dude I'm gonna bottom
And then one guy has a promo match, so if he's super, super into it, then he's gonna
super into it he's gonna get mad if I do bad because this is like oh my god he's
he he wants that this is big and there's gonna this might be emotional we're in the
part of the league where it's not hot for them it's hot I play this game you
fucking suck you piece of shit quit now die that's the type of void here okay
who knows maybe my awful head oh my god I'm not giving in a motivational
I'll see you later.
Fart ass song?
Dude, why do I play this fucking trash, man?
Why do I do this, dude?
The viewers don't like it.
I don't like it.
So, dude.
Here we are, though.
Here we are.
I should have gone to God of War.
Alright, let's see.
of
death
of
death
of
death
I
There it is boys you didn't think I was gonna peak the same angle three times come on man
I
One big ink one dig right here
One dig alone you're right here boys
Right here one dig thousand get these
If I wanted that mid, if he didn't made, I would have had vision and I could have one
Now there's a thousand gifties on the first dig shop mid.
I
Know that was I literally
Not for much
No, the op is hitting today
Oh, I lost my weapon
This is where everything goes to shit
Use any other weapon you'll get to 30k lies
Oh
Massive wide P
Nice shot
I can't throw it, just go up, nice, alright
Just go up, just go up, alright
Flash, flash, flash, flash
One more, one more, I'm gonna surround
I got it
Ct, love, there's two there
I think I keep blocking a smoke
That's a good one.
Loly.
Please come along for I need a kill, please.
please
check them pc check them feet check them fucking microwave
i wanna k it's my also gonna uber eats this kind of a k so
oh they're dead
Wait, hold on!
Good on you!
Luber eats the AWP?
Yeah.
Just make sure you're not jumping on my head.
Because, did that again last round, whoever read the AWP?
Because it'll mess my fucking smoke up.
And if we mess the smoke up, we'll get shot again.
Yeah, you're looking hot, bro.
Yeah, true.
Not bad.
Big head bro.
Really?
Quick, quick, quick.
He's low.
Bro, the cat guy loves rushing.
He's cold cat.
I've got this one for the bosses.
I'm gonna go in, I'm really gonna jump to the left, and then whoever's fucking down there.
Okay.
There's a car flyer still.
Yeah, they do not keep mid, but TACI peaks.
Nice score.
Good picks.
It's a little bit.
That Molly made sense.
I'll stay low.
I'll stay dead.
Actually Blue, you wanna give me a bump and I'll just shoot?
The pistol is hitting today.
I swear this game makes no sense.
This is a crazy B spawn.
I'll run out.
Go B, I'm just gonna go...
Let orange and I go out.
You guys stay like mid and tunnels.
Let someone stay B tunnels with bomb.
If we get fucked up, don't commit everything.
We'll just... him and I will go out.
I'm gonna drop my U-Killer and Tom's to this.
I'm back.
I'm super bad CT rotating right I got windows windows
I'm watching Thomas.
Oh, I don't like that.
Ah, yes. After I get this kill.
You window peak
He was at the perfect angle
They're not very good at long.
I'm going to reload this.
Oh my.
Ah yeah.
We're nice.
One smoke shield.
Nice bang ass.
Alright.
Yeah, you're welcome.
Getting carried while having top damage on the team, oh really?
I
Lost guys one or there's two
Died to pistol with off
Cross CT he's on the side of CT
CT, close CT with AK and in beam is up.
of the
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Don't say bad word, my little brother is watching.
Oh, here we go.
All we gotta do is clamp the ball, get the catch, and get it out.
One lower B, right now.
Grab on, bro.
Hold on to the phone.
Nice phone.
Anyone know who it is?
I do.
I don't know if they got you.
Don't try to keep anyone out.
We're back, CT.
Watch the smoke, Clash.
Right! Right!
After you're going.
Nice.
I
Would just one
He told me through the smoke
Yeah, you want to op me stop I couldn't I keep
I guess long as it's been working the best
Yeah, but we I mean I need to I need to make this nobody's got the spawn fucking dude
Yeah, that was a good round.
I do not know how I did.
Yeah, I got, I got a card just like completely tanked.
I'll play mid.
Oh, really, friend! Oh, boy!
I missed spawn.
One long, one long, one long behind it.
Alright, alright.
One dead.
Coming up site now.
Alright.
LDC got smacked, dude.
There it is, boys. There it is, boys!
Shit!
Come on, wait. I'm playing mid.
No, no, I'm playing mid, I'm playing mid.
I'm mid forever
Noosa!
Spread out.
Ow!
Two more, two more men.
I should be late, I should be late.
Dude, the pistol man, the pistol.
I'm gonna push lower tunnels.
I should go only pistol and buy primaries to the build the team new strat only pistol
I can't say anything cat
I'm clearly smoked.
Well well, longer.
Well, better.
Top mid barrel.
Watch by.
It's the same two right after.
Two coming.
One more down mid.
Two.
Nice one. One more.
I did
You know what I'm just trying to show what a red player's caliber is you know what I'm saying
Want to make sure everybody knows you know
If I wasn't at the top ready and when there's pinks, I mean
You know I gotta I gotta be a senpai here
There was one behind the mountain.
You could be there.
Uh, top mid lots.
Got him, man.
Oh, they're gonna take mid.
Let's go.
Throwing fire.
Do you want my help, man?
I'm dead.
You could push mid to get his gun.
Throwing grenade.
Long.
to get his gun.
Throwing grenade!
Long.
Throwing smoke.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
One long through dead.
Ah, shit.
There, you're pressured.
He's mid-door.
I'm pushed.
Mid-door, there, it goes.
some other guy was spraying and he just pops out doors
I get all
what if we actually choke
I'm going down somewhere.
I'm leaving this side.
I can smoke all in a second.
I saw two come out.
Yeah, there's one. Push up.
Smoke's on.
Smokey in front.
I'm clear.
Quick.
Alright, just spam me through the smoke.
There's like four smokes in that thing.
Two left.
Holding the flank is receding us every...
one of the
I should have humped the corner save
We can all just run up mid brother.
Dude that was like a ridiculous round with a scout.
But I made for that BWZ
What's the box?
We are up until here.
We need up.
I see.
Good stuff.
Fuckin' good stuff.
Someone died.
One me, one me!
All righty.
That Molly was...
I'm not mid-tag, nothing?
Yeah, two-three mids? Oh, fuck.
Ex-Sage.
I
that was I didn't watch that again there's something kind of sussie about
what he just did but he's also bottom-fragging bomb has dropped elbow
cross what am I doing uh-oh with the knob
Oh, he went at B.
There it is, boys!
You know, here I thought I was going to quit and I wanted to.
Damn it top Frank 21 kills. Oh, I hate this man
It sucks being the top 2% man, oh
And a it sucks man, it's a burden, you know
I know it's difficult bro, you know
top 2% top 20% EU bro we get it bro okay we get it bro
we get it bro okay it's hard out there you don't understand there's like 10 ways
You killing your up. There's ten ways of saying be
And it gets mistranslated, bro, I know
I think I'll be on Samara
Go Ape Ship reviews? What do you mean what happened? Why are people pissed about the
mickey game
one job
Apparently you just play it for a little bit and then you have to pay ten bucks actually play the game
Am I gonna finish Karen, I don't think so
Okay judging from this
Judging from that Q time the enemy team is going to be a five Q a five-stack
five-stack ink
Oh three stack oh oh oh this is gonna I'm gonna get two kills here two kills
I am a nuke fan.
On CT side.
Remember when this was the meta?
Our people used to wear it.
And then why did people stop using this?
Did they nerf it?
Man
No, I'm not a game of thrones guy. Oh, you gotta be
You guys want to go and set her up
Lots of feedback
Yeah, we're trying to squeaky hut all rush copper
All right
oh my god hello all right we got one kill we got one kill wait zero oh
Mm-hmm
There are a lot of eco cobras this round open flashing
your tourists win
Y'all rush ramp don't stop. I got I got smoke from Ali
I'm going light by
Yeah, like that
You want to save this run do it like by
I
Right right the dude got dragon ship armor
Nice ramp rush nice good ramp rush boys
Imagine if we ramp rush
Our gentlemen we need to lock it in. Now's the time to shine.
Truth.
Alright here we go boys. There we go.
How many? What? There's more anime profile pictures.
Oh we're gonna lose. They have like four. Oh fuck.
GG. Holy shit. The whole team's
weaves.
Yeah, don't throw anything squeaky, okay.
Oh.
I like your one-mouth one as soon as you said it.
I'm gonna be garage with that.
Be close.
Then, you pick me with the shot.
I think the shot might as well.
I think I'm still fragile.
Dude, that guy with the shotty is insane.
not even 20k range
anything big?
nah he was stupid
other one was on heaven
Oh my god.
I
Don't know how this guy with a shotgun is shitting on us. Yeah, we'll be miles full back. No, no, we should be goodbye next
We're gonna smoke and just book it down Ben's try to get a kill
of
Why is this guy owning at this rank with a shotgun in 10-1?
Excuse me?
Right, I think we needed this shotgun.
Alright, hold up. I'm gonna peek Swicky and kill him.
Heard that?
You want me to nade the door? You're just gonna let him rock?
He's gonna open it.
one at the door
one vent
he's a ramp
how much of a ramp
he's not up there
This guy's gonna push out and kill me.
Who's the last guy around?
I just killed one from ramp going how?
Wouldn't be surprised if he's trying to grab this up in garage.
He's on top!
That was good, that was good.
It was worth it.
For sure.
Alright, alright.
Starts with one.
I'm rushing out squeaky.
Let me kick you in the head.
Yeah, well the guy who was outside killed a shotty guy, so...
So it worked out.
I think he looped you while you were scoped in. Unless he was hiding close to us, which
I don't know how he would have got there.
He's not killing me here.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, 40 seconds, dude, what?
Probably safe.
Think so?
Yeah.
Dude, I, oh my God, bro.
i like how now that i'm trying
i like how now that every time i try to peek this guys
uh...
fucking mini he never peeks mini anymore like really no what if we were washing
hunt where are you guy what if we were rushing hot are you nowhere
That shit!
Oh my fucking God! That's the most useless fucking name!
Are they dead, finally?
One on top of Raptors, I think?
One in vent, vent.
One in vent.
You have A for free, last guy has one free.
This motherfucker, bro.
Where?
We're in front of Bobby All right on the board boys on the board as they come back
Was this a five sec? I didn't even look.
Uh, four I think it was. Three maybe.
I think it leaves the three.
Does one usually play a big rush?
Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes he sits back and CT.
Sometimes there's one pushing red.
They spread it out outside.
I think he's hopping big.
He's near Squiky.
Is that big?
Moving.
It's at a base below heaven, in that vent.
It's at the base below heaven, on that vent.
I'm gonna smoke here, I'm gonna go secret.
Of course, secret!
Good.
That is some timing right there.
Aw, buddy, buddy, buddy.
Yeah, this is one of those teams that doesn't really peak my angle, so it's just staring
at nothing.
50 90% of the time
Alrighty.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
I gotta give it to this guy.
With the shotgun he's doing good, so I mean whatever.
It's very rare to see somebody consistently shit on everybody with that.
Yeah, hop might push here, Kara.
One vent, one just drop vent.
One behind two.
Maybe one flanking lobby, I think.
One then
Fucking hard he's just sitting there, dude. That's insane. Let's go such a problem
Maybe bombs and lobby
Dude snuck up
Surprise that guy with the shot he didn't kill me there the way they Molly the door the vision block on the scope fucks me up
Yeah, open open the door and hide
This guy is like on top of a hop right now.
Watch the hop push.
Push.
Hop silent.
Hop, hop around, hop around.
Dude, how is this guy just fucking doing this right now?
What even is this game? How is this even happening?
If I did this, I would just get head-shotted instantly.
I can't tell. He could be cheating. He could be or he's just a god.
One outside.
One red already.
Yeah, there's like
Two Prussian lower
One hell
Yeah, we should night snack outside. Yeah, this is a GG. This is a loss and a half
Nice try, nice try.
What's your opinion Gabe Newell?
I don't really care too much, it's fine.
I'm doing this shotgun play.
Actually, no, I'm not.
He just rushed forward.
Dude, no way.
Close up.
the
Nice. Stick.
Hmm, can we get an op? Can we get an op?
Nope.
Wow, he's in the middle.
Dude, what the...
These guys rush so fast that that is a pointless...
Oh my god, they rush so fucking fast!
You know, usually that's a good play with a delay outside, but these guys full blow
the rush outside and they're already in many.
Outside clear.
and
yeah
down
on the
and
The worst win.
Hey, we're getting shotgun, man.
I have a shotgun with a scope on it.
Oh, Boxer!
That was a GG and a half pretty fast.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Get on our terrace, we've got some basic keeks left.
Wow.
Bro, they're going outside this round, boys.
What the hell?
Insane bug.
What?
They're in Pete outside.
Uh...
I could have made it down to that.
I bomb.
25.
Right here.
Coming up secret in three.
You open that door.
It's below the planet
What never mind never mind I'm on you did open that door though. We love already
By them
Yeah
Come on
That seems just... one down, man. One down, man.
So, RM, Austin?
We have, um...
Wow.
I think I go hell. I'm... push that.
Alright, RM.
I looked away I thought blue was ramp like he's already up top that bomb down up here
yeah it's outside of squeaky right I'm radio he's having seven drops he dropped bomb is squeaky
of
Watch my hands.
Watch my hands after that.
I'm totally going outside this round.
Mucka shake old Google.
deploy flashbang, throwing flashbang
one out
throwing flashbang
many, one lobby
grenade out
he's gone
one lobby still
you watching hot green?
he's dead already
yeah
he's dead, he's down lobby
same name
I was going to come flying around the corner and shock on one of us I'm going to no scope
him outside and wait for it I'm going to use behind a shotgun every round
It's hard to say. Yeah. Yeah, watch your ramp rush.
I've been in these situations before it's kind of a waste of time,
because eventually this team is going to fumble and just end up losing.
So getting seven rounds up is a waste of time.
I've been here so many times. We're going to lots of shit outside.
I'm trying to rush your super.
I already made it.
One's still red.
Two's still red maybe.
Really?
Back garage too.
One's still garage, and one outside.
One side, side, side.
Garage inside.
You went hot, I think.
Nice, last guy hot.
Nice.
There's an op outside.
I can buy it.
Alright, now they're going to go ramp or some shit.
Do we want to stack?
Mm-hmm
I die so often to that red box boost
yeah
fuck I suck
one squeaky one
you're insane dude holy shit
Thank you I'm useless. Oh my god how did he do that?
He had an outside block down.
Good. I don't even know.
I can't say who you're talking to, Mr. Sherry.
I come sometimes.
Man, there's not many words.
Nothing to say.
Lock in here boys.
Yeah, where did that guy come from?
Was that the Marshmallow guy that did like a jump to me?
It's a maze.
It's definitely lying to you.
It sucks.
This peak was so weird.
It's Sanctuary.
Flashbite.
Grenade.
Throwing the grenade.
Throwing fire.
Outside clear.
Are they down around?
Yeah.
Install them.
They can get out of there.
Do they bomb down there?
No, they stayed up there, still up.
Yeah, they're at murder, they're coming out.
4v3.
He's already fucking down.
of
the
of
Holy shit
What happened no way where's my audio you're kidding
You're kidding yo pause I can't hear shit hold up pause
Dude what the fuck just happened no way dude hold up
My god, that was so weird. All right, we're good. Sorry about that. I
Like pull did I got to change this audio interface?
I'm surprised I fixed it so fast sometimes it needs a full computer restart
what I don't know outside somewhere even your right
dude the way he pushes outside is crazy
can they be done yeah one lobby possible
Another one lobby.
Too hard.
He's done with the shotguns though.
Damn.
I don't know if you want to op me, I can un-for you.
Yeah, they're just really good at smoking outside, I can't see shit.
Yeah, I'll nade it.
If someone wants to play Rem, then I can go in to see Google.
kill heaven
right outside
squeaky
open squeaky
right outside
ah
wasn't that close hot close hot
yeah get them
close to me get me close to me
get close to me
last two quick
one in
wow
I
might abandon outside here just put the shotgun in secret.
I'm going to play outside on a smoke.
Smoke.
Flashback.
I'm gonna get the fuck out of the way
Ay ay ay ay
I
Let's tie it boys
I
Need that
Super little side one ramp in lobby they can now pick a trophy on you guess
All right, happy to be in lobby
he's on site
if we lose this lol
that's true
I can't believe that
All that just to get shit on an OTA, C.S.T.
Some red ranks, yo fuck you bitch, you're on a three stack with a guy who's insane.
watch the demo he could be sus bro he could be
I
Damn Daniel
Oh shit is that good salt shaker shit yeah it is
Alright, I got the... I got a quad stack.
This is gonna be annoying.
I got the quad stack though, so it's all good.
Fuck nuke.
Let's go back to D2.
and
to awesome frozen cherries I've never had one I've only had one thought normal one
I've had frozen grapes frozen grapes are good
There's no scoping us
Go go go
Alright boys, 3k
I
Was gonna go for the reload boys I was gonna I was gonna go for the reload
But I didn't buddy
All right, one digiloski
One dingaloo speed.
Cloud9 CEO here, check your email.
Sir, I am currently streaming to my viewers, okay?
We're having an intimate stream here, okay?
These are not business hours, buddy, okay?
Just off of that, I don't want to join your team, C9, okay?
Ah.
How dare they?
Ow!
I can't see anything, babe.
Oh, there's gonna be a bat around.
All right.
Hmm.
Oh.
I
Want suicide dude, how is he alive bro?
I'm purple.
I'm not even purple blue.
I'm purple.
He was clicking, you move left.
All of his best land.
Dude, imagine if they were lined up, that would have been a double kill, dude.
Oh my buddy!
Oh my god!
Terrorists win.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
Get on that mate!
Get a jump, Leon mate!
Too long, sir.
They long.
By that, by that, they're long, long, long.
Long, long, long.
Long, long, long, long.
How can she long?
Long, long, long, long.
Okay, so long.
Two A, last two A ramp.
Wait.
Long, long, long, long, long.
Okay, so long.
Flash the pigeon on his way to get some food.
Damn!
I
Making me m4
No, no, no, I don't want to I don't want to I want to save a hundred dollars
one lower
flashbang, smoke
are they dead excuse me what I just want to kill them through the Molly confusion
What?
Okay!
Or not, I think.
Think I'm in.
got our chomp on now
alright headshot in
Grenade out!
Gladstone!
So we smoke!
Fall in grenade!
Oh, it came out, Bob.
It is clear.
Grenade!
of
I'll kill you in the next one.
Damn, they're awaiting all of that, dude.
Oh, can I get a muthafucka up there here?
I need one save.
I just need one.
Okay.
Let's get into the woods.
of the
of
the
of
the
of
the
death of
death
of
I
Founded this
Good, are you kidding me still not enough
right side
on the right side
on the left
on the right
on the left
nice
on the right
hold on let me go get this guy
he's suicide-ish
alright
you're gonna just
I swear, I really think that I'm...
Meow meow.
Aceboya!
Apparently Aceboy changed his username and he's on a protein.
He just doesn't want to be known for his...
uh...
his old, uh, alias.
He just doesn't want to know.
Mm-hmm.
Let's go, everyone!
Yeah, he's actually one of the pros right now.
suicide
it's a jury
call lower
got fast
fire the hole
he got lower
I
Won't stop
Oh, yeah!
Lemons!
Oh, I got it, I got it.
Pup, pup, pup, pup, pup!
Let's move!
suicide clear
no mid vision
one two low
one on fire
throwing smoke
one on cat
One still lower.
This is a very aggressive peek.
Dude, you would just walk down ramp you taco fuck.
One was a ramp.
The most casual just...
Hi!
Pete.
damn, he only off, now I got nothing
Nothing but a scout.
Nothing but a good ol' scout.
Move it, move it!
I'm the one and the man!
My vision dead.
Ah, pushing.
The clip's gonna make it look like I have the worst reaction time though.
No way, and those guys are now killing everybody.
The bomb has been cleaned.
How many clutches were forced in the HPA?
The school is on its way to mom heaven.
Counter terrorist with fire.
Now use the pipe.
I
Gotta get four kills here
I surrounding one what babe
I'm gonna get one tapped here.
Okay.
Dude, what?
I got like, I was pushed so much into the wall, I got stuck when I strapped to the
right
It's kind of like a whatever game.
We can dig armor and we're better.
Yeah, so they're gonna, I think, I don't think we can say a dude, we're better, better with guns.
What are you gonna do for dinner? I don't know, man.
I am not sure.
Lately a sweet potato in the air fryer, you cut it in half and uh, ground beef on top.
I
Did it's good
I know about the ground beef, what do you mean ground beef is one of the best meats.
Easy to cook, good protein, what are you saying man?
Ground beef is good in so many things, what are you talking about?
Grounding ground beef is all you need in salmon and turkey.
It's on the game!
When I'm mid-fast.
Let's go one be one bitch
I
Know you're there brother you just gotta pick
You just gotta peek, bruh.
Wow, he was right there in the most fuckin' pub-ass spot.
All right
My favorite sandwich spot.
It's rare this works.
I'm sorry
I'm tagged hard.
Let's E.T.
Oh my god, dude.
I spent way too much time on Kat.
bruh kick me bruh kick me
let's call my brother
your cross
throw in the flashback
push up this one
counter terrorist is win
I literally saw him with my pistol, but straight too hard
and
and and and
Long. One.
Oh my god.
Ah dude!
No one can plant.
This game is crap compared to
Ghost, so boring. Yeah, it was radically different.
We're stuck in panels.
He's open.
Close left.
One close left.
Dude, what a weird round.
What a weird round.
One close left.
Dude, what a weird round!
What a weird round!
Flash ball.
of
one-offing cg spawn
one more cg
You did it.
I did it.
I did.
Good job.
Thank you, man.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
They're shooting, I just went back to them.
One CT.
Throw it slow. Throw it in the plastic.
One CT.
I didn't see blood.
That's for a lot of guys CT.
Good.
Here is the way to get out.
The bomb has been placed.
Was she stolen?
I didn't see blood.
I should have not already flanking long
Come on 20 kills and we got a game 20 kills
That's pretty free Oppenheimer the round he dies
That was the mid-dead.
What are you doing, Bucker?
I'm pushing Cat.
One on Cat, how's it not?
Pretty quick.
I see three spawned lit.
Is there a patrol in CS2 with the hell's patrol?
this patrol. Oh no, there's no overwatch. There should be.
Alright, will it be a tie? Will we fucking whiff and they're gonna just ace us and bring
this into a tie. Or will I get 21 kills and be victorious? All comes down to this shot.
Thumbs down to this shot
We failed
Got it back
2v2
MONEY
Throw in fire
FALL OF THOUSAND
Very nice
I will be on tomorrow and I refuse to play this game I refuse to touch this game next
stream Thursday. You guys enjoy your night people. G G's still lost in the gaming world.
Not sure what to play and what to do. We will figure it out. Chat. Thank you guys for
telling me. Oh, is you guys enjoy the rest of the night for the channel, for Twitter,
all that stuff. I will see you on Thursday for another one. You guys enjoy your night
G G's and I'm gonna see you then.
Bye chat during the peace out people.
Thanks for watching. Goodbye.
I