you
You
Oh my god.
Also, some people ask me how we get off on Subtract, as done.
What up? What up? Hello? Hello? How are you guys doing? Friday? Hello? Hello? Are you guys?
Yes, yes, I turned up the mic loads of demos dropped. Really?
We got a bunch of new demos or something. Let me see.
Hold up music of marathon.
Will I watch that? Maybe. Maybe. Okay, I will say what I have heard from the Marathon music,
it wasn't bad, but I hadn't fully given it a chance. I've heard snippets, but I don't
know if it's from the same game. Blue Point Rip, I heard about that. I heard about
That
Feels bad I was looking forward for their game coming out
He I forgot that they did was it shadow of the Colossus
That was a good game. Yeah, Shadow of the Colossus and Demon's Souls was so damn good.
Demon's Souls was so damn good. The remake was so well done.
Blue Point did a lot of remakes, they did God of War 4, Remake 2, and others.
Yeah, made people buy PS5s for it.
They were working on a Lyosaurus game, so they canceled that and shut down the studio.
Yep.
Shit, honestly, the decision to make
so many live service games is probably the dumbest shit ever.
I think starting from that sounds like it was the worst idea.
Like, wait, how many projects?
Wait, how many live servers? Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
You needed one guy in the fucking meeting room to be like, hold up.
Do any of you guys actually play these games?
Seventeen live service games from relax.
Check out 1348 X Voto.
I did I saw this one this is one of this is one of the ones making the pipelines I would I would try it just to try it
is it because it's like a lesbian couple or something honestly I don't even know but you know how it is how would gaming it it is now
now. What is off delivery? I'm hyped for it. The thing is, when I saw this, I was like,
bro, plague tail is such a good game. Plague tail was a good ass fucking game. So I would
compare it to like a plague tale you know if this is all about like they're the
romance between them then that's fucking dumb but if it's like a legitimate
story I mean whatever then it's fine I mean even if it is it's fine either way
I don't give a shit you loved early access blood west hold I'm trying to
fix my chat. Everything is broken. Apex Rush.
Nested lands play test nested lands. What is what is this one?
Did I turn it all the way up meta publishing what the hell dude?
meta publishing as in like Facebook meta all their games are potato is is this the same meta
publishing spirit of the island like what even are these games not the same meta I already played
the replace demo it was beautiful but I think it was it was cool that they
delayed it I think that's fine
oh yeah bring out today I don't know man what the fuck are you even doing in
this game is this one of those games where you have a bunch of AI that do
the building for you and you build the village right 15,000 in the wind rose demo dude I
played this game I have Bob proof dude I was bored as fuck and decided to play this and
it was one of the better out of the slew of five million survival games this one had
all the QOL built in, and it was a good game.
Like everything was like, oh, man,
you gotta wait for this patch, you gotta wait for this.
Nope, as soon as I loaded in, it felt like a polished game,
and it was alpha, it was one of those games.
Were felt really polished for an alpha,
whereas some people label alpha
and it actually feels like a fucking alpha.
Like they just, it's like their fifth pass.
see and then you dumb asses a hashtag ad cuz your brain dead I can't even be honest about the goddamn game
I don't give a fuck the guy asked about it, and I'm telling you I played it and I enjoyed it
Take what you will with that bullshit
eternal life of gold man I
Got a sponsor for this later, but I'm looking forward to playing this
The trailer was really good
I'll be playing the demo later though.
Speaking of hashtag ad, bitch, Lyric is watching this game here is with pvp opportunity, see?
And then you brought that up.
Good pivot.
Oasis, what is this?
What do we have here?
You know what, maybe, maybe, maybe, this is all going to come down to how good the physics
are.
It looks like it could be fun if the gameplay is very tight, it is a little crazy, it's
It's a little fucking insane looking though.
Sure buddy, sure buddy!
Dude, this is what I'm talking about. These are the type of games that hold you over until the next big release comes out.
Resident Evil, um, next week.
next week. Dench attack demo. What is Dench attack? An apex rush. Yeah, I'll probably go
I'm probably just gonna play a bunch of random shit today. I don't know random random shit random shit
Dude I wish Trackmania had cars like this
Although even though the truth even though the car in Trackmania is like it
It's a fucking cool last car at the end of the day. It's cool
But if you were able to mod your car in to like cup of the day visually
It that'd be such a good patch
because you can just do a couple of the day and have just like to download a skin
obviously everybody's gonna be having the same fucking tuning and everything it
doesn't matter that was cool that was cool sure I mean do you have a couple of
the day in this game sir single player feels bad that was a good trailer it's
mixed that was the solid trailer sure as I mean you know
Super Battle Golf.
What is Super Battle Golf?
And here we see Bob going for the putt.
Let's see how much it takes to finish the game.
I guess not.
Right.
Bruh, I don't know.
I'm not in the mood for fucking party games.
Oh that is it online lobbies and you're it's chaotic but one guy's trying to get the
The ball in the hole.
It's 16 player lobbies.
Okay, okay, I thought this was friend's lobby.
I thought it was some poor player shit.
I can see that being kind of funny man if it's random lobbies you know
sticks blade of greed is out 16 man lobbies
surviving the hurricane map conditions oh fuck oh no do I got to go back to
arc raiders
uh-oh
Come on, come on, pick up.
Ah, wait, so it's like a, it's like a hurricane?
A hurricane map condition?
Mmm.
Dude, I feel like Arc, Arc is interesting, man.
Arc is interesting.
I feel like the game was peak when it was ominous and like now it's a bit more 360 pdp.
You know when it was more like the world was interest you know what I'm saying it was kind
of like oh fuck everything was when it was intimidating now it's kind of like you're
grudges grinding the game. You know what I'm saying? Before it was like, oh fuck, the beginnings
when you felt the feeling of a bit of the ominous nature of the game and the unknown
was beautiful. Or even like the arcs were even the arcs that you didn't fully start
just like grinding to make money and extract as much as possible. When it was like they
they felt like threats. That was a great time for the game. Yeah, it was more like scary-ish.
That was like the peak feel. But then obviously these games then they're going to turn to
pure PvP, like after you're like, alright that's cool, then what the fuck else are you going
to do? Of course. The people that were, remember the phase of people who were mad about people
killing people and taking their loot and like PvE servers and shit they probably still want that
but it's like everybody knew the trajectory the game was gonna go to which is eventually just pure
pvp and no one's gonna talk like what are you you're still having podcasts today
Faze, lol, they still are? That's crazy. What is Copa City?
Hi. The PVE servers? I mean, shit, to each their own, sure.
I'm Philip from Triple Espresso, the studio behind Copa City. For Copa City.
Bros playing discord the game on our Arc Raiders
more supporters. Your main challenge is to meet the supporter's needs. Fun, food and
safety. The stadium, we made at yours too. You mow, irrigate and light the pitch, then
you organize seating in the stands, and finally you prepare the locker rooms for the teams.
As you progress through the game, more possibilities open up. From simple attractions to full
scale fan zones. When everyone's in town and the tension
your job is to make sure that fans arrive at the stadium safely while making sure rival supporters never cross paths.
Your victory, packed stadiums, touring fans, and a city shaking with football fever.
How's your football with us during Steam next month?
Wow.
And don't forget to wishlist Copa City.
I mean, shit man, if someone's really into that it looked like it was a solid game.
I personally don't really care, but it looks solid
Bench attack
What the fuck is this?
This action looks really good.
That could be pretty fun, bruh.
Sure, bad, just like a fast levels and shit.
30 minute demo, let me see, I'll download it, why not.
PC versus.
Oh shit, hold up, I need to download, oh wait, where is, uh, gold man.
Uh, uh, oh shit, hold up.
This game is going to be interesting to play after playing the God of War game, and it's
gonna be like oh this is a 2026 Metroidvania. Oh this is what it's supposed
to be like.
Oh shit.
What was that one game?
Dragonkin is going to 1.0 soon.
Oh toxic commando this game is actually a demo is great for this game because honestly I am oh
Maybe I'm wrong. What was the last one back for blood and back for blood cell. Well. Oh shit. Okay. I
Think some people eat these games up
I think some people fucking love this shit like it doesn't matter they're always looking for the next one
World War Z only had 7,000 reviews. Oh wait didn't it come out on Epic first or some shit?
I swear it was Epic first. There there's definitely because there's a lot of these. I still think I'm
surprised we're still making these. I'm surprised there isn't like a fatigue but there must be a
demand where people just will play every single one of these. I'll try it. It was free on Epic.
I'm not playing Copa City, bro. That's for the diehard football fan, which I am not outbound demo came out. Oh, yeah, this game look kind of cool. I already saw it though. I'm probably not going to play demon tides.
But demon times try it for us, bro, it would be super boring for me and it would be better
in your hands.
I believe in you.
Eight trigger.
I already played this, bro.
I did a sponsor for this game like a fuck of a long time ago.
It's still not out.
Wait, what?
I swear, like a long time ago.
It was like a year ago.
Last flag demo out.
Oh my God.
You know what?
I wonder if this is the updated version.
This game is, oof.
I, dude, if I was a dev for this game,
I'm bracing myself.
This one is gonna be,
I'm more interested in the reception of this game.
I hope they knock it out of the park, obviously,
but I wonder,
this one, there's no release date yet, actually.
I feel like this one, you're gonna see like a hundred reviews
and it's gonna flop because not many people decide to play it.
I think that's what's gonna happen with this one.
I don't know though.
I hope it's fucking great.
I will actually try the demo again just to see
because the last time I played the game, I thought it was bad.
But now I'll see.
I'm gonna just play like a bunch of random shit today.
I'm gonna bounce around.
But yeah, this one,
oh yeah, let me download Super Battle Golf.
But isn't that out?
is this is this one out out it is out out eight players why not let's see it
could be hilarious why not why not please no CS to bro every time I want to
leave CS it pulls me back in I dropped 20 bombs my last two 25k rated games dude
and then the time before that it was the worst that I've ever experienced I
I don't know man.
I was one foot out the door and then I owned the last time I played.
I fucking owned, bro, I owned.
Play it off stream?
Fuck no dude.
I can like there's a shit to do on stream.
Okay.
Alright, this is good.
Geo all game.
Yeah, I don't know if we'll have time for Geo guesser. I'm just playing a lot of different things
We'll see how today goes sign up for the Star Wars Racer beta
Star Wars Racer is that on steam
You suck at Geo bro Geo is about sucking and then seeing how fast you get better you fuck, okay?
Um, black Jack descent.
What is black Jack descent?
I already saw insider trading.
It looked okay.
got another one. It looks like it's in the same, it's like the adjacent cell to the
guy in the roulette one, or the slot machine one. Overpit.
Are there any gamba addicts in the chat?
Does this do something to you?
I'm sorry.
I hope this doesn't make you like put your jacket on and rush to the casino.
I'm just I'm just looking sorry close your eyes
What that was such a fucking horrible trailer, what even is the game? What is the game?
Okay, so you do okay, I'm assuming you just play cards with like some random shit and then get upgrades and it's a roguelike
I guess
Okay, that's what I'm that's what I took away. Let's check out wind rose, bro
I told you we played it before it was called wind rose. I could go back and play it. I just don't and I already kind of I
Went really far in the game
Until it kind of like broke apart a little bit
It's this I mean I could I could see what they changed but yeah
I'd rather play some other stuff.
1348 X Voto demo. True. I will try it. Let's see.
Let's see. Let's see.
Let's see.
Check become game of the year. I saw man. Placid plastic deck.
A quiet quest.
Bretha.
What do we have here?
To be able to get in on the ground level of a process of literally building worlds was really intoxicating.
And so I was like, what better way to start than with Bungie?
Unlike maybe more traditional story driven games, I think we were really kind of challenged with hey,
What is our kind of star in this name?
How do we kind of base our audio approach or musical approach?
And I think one thing we kind of landed on was really telling the story of Tau City, the planet.
You know, the history that it has.
There is no central protagonist, you know, the word we can kind of say like,
this is the heroes theme. Our hero is the world.
This game is going to be hilarious on launch, no one's going to believe the streamers.
The people liking the game are going to not believe the others in the chat.
It's going to be a shit mess.
It's going to be hilarious to me.
that was really inspiring about the concept of the game that you relinquished or not but like the
thing is even if it's good there's gonna be people denying i don't know i don't know but you leave
your body behind i thought what better way than to like take the human voice which is like the soul
of your person um and transform it bro the whole damn site's gonna be added he's like
Like, these little recitations, it's almost like they're a cold, like some sort of transmission,
you know?
It's like, what's left over?
Like, what's left over from this colony that's disappeared?
I was inspired by these natural environments full of, like, bugs that are half-mechanical
and have escaped from the lab or, like, you know, things that create kind of creaks
and whispers.
You know, you can hear.
And then you can hear.
One of the things that I did early on
was this piano that's behind me is prepared
with all kinds of crazy stuff stuffed inside of it.
The primary way that I modify the piano
is just with poster tack, like poster putty.
And depending where you put it on the instrument,
you can get different colors,
or muted.
Sounds crazy.
Starting from an instrument that's totally acoustic,
lots of mechanical distortion, human performance, microphones,
and it proved to be an essential resource, that instrument.
It felt like a really fun place to start
when designing a very high-tech score.
You know, this I use a lot in a section of the score.
You can hear that sort of fluttering instrument.
One of my most valuable tools
Tools was actually this instrument here, it's called an Osmos, and it's an NPE controller,
so basically it enables you to do a huge number of expressive things with your fingers that
even a piano like you can't do. This is so responsive to touch, to motion that you can present
musical ideas that are not really accessible any other way.
I'm just like looking for the emotion in every little thing.
And I think ultimately that's what it is.
You know, it's like I'm painting with feelings.
Did they, did they release the, uh, the main, like the main theme of Marathon?
What is the main theme?
One main theme music, it would technically be the main menu.
Secret track?
Which one?
Official main theme, teaser trailer song.
race.
Hey, our graders audio dev is insane.
I don't think we know what the main theme is.
Yeah I think the music in this game is really good.
The sound's sick.
The problem with chat is some of you guys just are so binary with your hate that it's retarded.
That's the problem.
You're just one part out of a fucking coin and you don't budge from it.
It's literally dumbassery.
But then you project the vomit onto the fucking screen that gets fucking recorded
by whatever overlord.
Sadly needs to fucking record your life, you know here we are
Even the guy fucking spying on you is depressed reading your dumb shit, but he has to watch or she
Marathon might suck balls in some areas or maybe it won't be that good. It's the demo wasn't very well received
There are some people who have super fanboy like no bungee can do no wrong.
Some people want their next destiny.
The graphics hit or miss.
You got to break it down into components.
The music can be good, but the loop might suck ass.
The graphics aren't really your style, but like the combat's really good or something. It's not gonna hit on every direction
Yeah, but you were you were a hated chest are you guys were hating on the guy
Composing the fucking music man. What are you talking about bro?
What are you even saying?
That was a good soundtrack. That's behind the scenes.
How else is ARP formed?
Not by you or me.
Main theme, this sounds insane. See now this guy, okay, chill with the insane, alright, but...
I don't gotta listen to every single snippet, but the main menu song was really good.
I'll give them that.
I actually, every time they have shown music on the game, I have enjoyed the music.
first game play trailer.
I remember this game.
It's a duck game.
What is this one?
Crimson capes
All right, I'm thinking we are I hold up 430. I'm switching crimson desert
Sure, dude crimson desert is the biggest dice roll
Holy shit crimson desert
That one is going to be so interesting, dude.
I had opportunities of trying it, but I'll just wait till it's available.
It makes it more interesting.
I don't understand who wants to play BDO single player.
I guess if the single-player experience is wicked good it needs to be wicked good let's
Let's see, let's see.
Pedia was barely an MMO?
Yeah man, I don't know what the fuck this is dude.
Sure.
Maybe truck full what are we doing here? Oh, we're moving shit in a truck. Oh
Wait, I remember this one. Oh, yeah
Maybe maybe
Maybe
Maybe that just thumbs up fat in full screen. That's a thing
Uh, where are we at here? What am I doing first?
Let's try Super Battle Golf. Who's playing this shit?
That game's music is better than Marathon?
Super Battle Golf!
Agreed.
Let's see setting screen shake
What do we do?
What are we done
Start game, join game, join game.
Bro, I'm going random lobbies.
Random.
Uh, driving range?
Free for all.
How do you play this shit?
Get a ball.
Yo, this shit's not open mic, right?
Oh, it's open mic, baby.
Oh, fuck.
Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, this actually wait this actually doesn't feel that bad hold on
Shit, what's the push the talk button?
Hey, hello, hello, hello
What the hell are we doing?
Is this first one that gets it in the hole?
Yeah, you just gotta get it in the hole.
That sounds easy.
That's the offset.
Okay, oh wait, are there Mario Kart style?
Oh my god, are you kidding me, brother?
Yo, hold on dude
What the fuck? Why does he ever shotgun?
Oh now
Missed a one shot you can hit people with that that's so strong. Oh my god stop stop
I got it coffee speed hacks I'm going I'm going I'm going I'm going now
That way I'm gonna win the first one.
Spring boots!
Wow!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Is that a landmine?
What the hell is this?
Come on come on come on come on come on come on!
Holy shit!
Oh
Right here everybody finished
You're kidding me you can change the fucking degree
And then they all look at you with their cameras stop looking
Okay
Alright, that was my tutorial. You're all going down now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I see now. I see. I see. I see the method.
Motherfucker.
Yo, happy Gilmore had to start somewhere.
Are you kidding me?
Oh my god.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh my god, there's a right click.
Are you fucking kidding me?
What is this?
The right click is for putts?
AHH!
Sometimes just got to do the tutorial live hey, I'll come back here
Shooting any of you as useless we're all gonna lose
I don't know why that just went to the side we're literally all gonna we're literally all losers
I
Them might be better, okay
Don't point blank miss
Are you fucking kidding me, how do I launch it?
How are they so good oh my god oh my fucking god oh my god can I shoot the fucking stop
Stop looking. Stop looking.
Okay.
Hold up, hold up.
Dude, what the hell man?
Yo, the- the- this is vip.
The controls are very sensitive.
the power mark okay hold up hold up
I'm gonna just give you a hold on hold on just wait just wait I'll be winning
these
Okay, hold up, hold up.
Fuck the in-game chat.
Wait, why did it just...
Did my ball just homing missile him?
What?
Look at a little flag on power bar fall. Okay. Okay. I see I see. Okay. I didn't notice it. I saw that buddy
I saw that I saw that
Dude that guy's so far, dude
Are you serious a magnet?
Are you kidding me bro, how are these fucking shots? I
That wasn't even that much power.
Wait, wait, wait, I see it, I see it, okay, chill, hold on.
I don't know what that does, maybe it protects me a little bit.
Oh god, you drowned.
Guys, you can't swim, you can't swim.
Wow dude
Are you kidding me you can get a nuke
No way
Hold up, hold up god damn it god fucking damn it bro it happens so fast
I saw the flag. Okay. Okay. Oh dude
Come on dude. Oh my fucking god. Oh my fucking god
Give me give me four more rounds. I'm gonna be up on the top
Change the angle
Oh, you can go right on the- Ohhhh.
I relight!
Oh, you can- Oh, I see, and then you get a penalty.
But you can get an insane hole in one.
Come on!
Oh!
That's gotta mean something, right? That's gotta mean something.
That's gotta be a crazy hit.
Landmines.
There you go bro. Right there. Good luck.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. One here.
Oh, this is a respawn point? There you go. Here's one.
Oh
You're kidding
Dude that comes at you so oh you can run up. Okay. Okay. Wait wait wait wait
Okay, okay chill
Oh my god. Oh my god. Stop. Okay, there's a rain
Maybe maybe maybe
Are you fucking kidding are you fucking kidding?
Dude even 40% power is so strong
Dude I'm looking at the bar it's so fast apparently like 10% is 30 meter
Bro what is the optimal angle here zero degrees are you serious
Relax, make me look bad.
Alright, here we go.
Come on, come on.
Alright, I'm gonna start attacking last place, so I'm not last.
Golf cart, oh shit.
Yo, this is OP as shit.
What?
I have two more.
Oh nice shot
Oh I got one too
I'm out of here.
Oh, so it's just freakin' punch gets locked in.
Oh.
Really?
Oh my God!
Get the hell out of here. Get the hell out of here. Get the hell out of here.
Get depth auto, let's go.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
90 meters. 90 meters? Does this actually hit the golf cart?
Oh my fucking god. God damn it!
Seven seconds! Come on!
Oh my god!
Dude, why is that dude?
All right, here we go, I'm going, oh, you can save your items?
Alright, come on. Ow. Come on, buddy. Thank you. Thank you for the boost.
Why would you not just completely slam-hit that shit?
I don't need this.
No!
Bro!
I'm underestimating the meters.
That's what's going on here.
I am underestimating the fucking meters in this shit.
Alright, alright, here we go.
Alright, alright, here we go, here we go, here we go.
There it is, there it is, come on, come on, come on!
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Okay, okay, okay.
How many, how many parses is this? Nine?
There's it's still possible not to place last
Just wait till it clicks man. All right, you're talking to a Mario visa a minus tennis holder, okay
I don't know where that's going dude. I don't know why you wouldn't launch that shit how
I launched it. Come on, come on, come on.
Why me?
60 60 degree shot here.
Was it enough?
Yeah, actually go around like I just boosted up
Is give me a boost
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god!
No!
Yes!
There it is boys. Got it.
Oh my god!
Yeah, how do you get the most points by obviously getting first, but is there a duke Aos give
you anything?
Yeah, I was stepping up captain. What are you doing, bro?
Okay, okay, okay. It's literally changing the angle of how you putt. I cannot tell.
You do a right-click, left-click. I think right-click is putting.
But you can then change the angle of the plate. I don't know why you wouldn't do that.
I bet you just want to send it down 45 degrees.
What the fuck is my shit?
If you launch on red it changes the direction.
We're gonna win this shit. We're gonna win this shit. Come on. Come on, Apex. Apex Legends.
There it is, there it is. This is the tech right here. What about agrees? We'll go to
of the sand it's okay the shans fine
but I don't know what this does is this like a
Oh
That is so bad
Really
I
You can't be I hit a landmine
Yeah, I gotta say this game is actually good. It's well made. It's well made dude
Yeah, it doesn't feel like a piece of shit
Everything kind of works. Yeah, it's like Mario Golf but better
Wait, 40 for driving? 60 goes high, 10 for chip? Zero for putt.
Yo, saving the items for a round seems very powerful.
Hey boys!
Getting someone seems inconsistent.
Yowink!
Nope.
So sometimes you want to rea- Hey, hey, put away from me, man.
Whatcha get bro?
Whatcha get Matt?
Whatcha get bro?
Now he knows not to do that again.
I wonder how far a full shot does.
So I mean it tells me I'll hit my green there so I'm good.
Yeah we need more items.
those guys are so far what the hell dude go away that guy's already there so from
here what if I do like a 10 degree hit no I hit the tree at the tree
All right, we'll take that, we're getting there, we're getting there.
Yeah, does it feel nice now, huh?
Okay, okay.
All right, I got the gist.
We're going pro mode now.
Return into the driving range.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.
Let's see, let's see.
I thought this was 10 players max, it shows...
I mean I thought it was 8 players.
Wait 16 players?
What the fuck?
You go, eat my ass.
I'm just trying to help, I'm just trying to help.
No, you're fucking not.
Dude, what the hell is this?
I forgot I'm just gonna put this in.
What the hell is this?
Gotta help my problems.
My problems.
Fuck!
Orbital laser.
Oh my god, damn it.
Someone actually got in?
What happened to the-
That was the orbital laser?
What the fuck?
How are they gonna fit back here?
here you bitch we got a right there this game is so toxic this game sounds like
a toxic it's fine when it's random it's fun when it's random
fuck you
fuck
ow
I
Don't want shoes
All right, here we go here we go here we go 16 players
here we go here we go here we go I'm gonna win I'm gonna win
yes this is not okay what the fuck
I hate this game
I'm running all y'all over
what?
oh yeah
skill issue
what the fuck man
hold on drive like a woman
hold on get in
hey let's see here
yo thank you
it's a little hard to drive on the sand
holy shit
I'm just a guy
no
don't go to the water
I'm just a guy
stay away
You're a fucking filthy Frank
Reason our lobby
Well, yeah, these these work in the water
Was a part-time job
That wasn't me, bro.
Oh, what?!
10-11 was a part-time job.
Devs!
What the fuck was that?
I drowned him!
Bazooka!
Wait, what if you landmine in the direction?
Yeah, fast travel.
Does anybody want to rub mustaches together?
Yeah.
Wait, you're gonna hit people's balls?
What?!
are you kidding no don't you fucking do that you filthy Frank you're kidding
what is this support my 7-11 job where even is my ball I don't know you can move
people's balls all right get us to the hole now your mother smells of elder
berries
oh my god who's in only one person has made it in so far hey you're back
Bye
Oh, yeah dummies good job
One person
I just even light it up
People named Nathan smell fun. Literally one person made it in the hole
16 players
Winner gets to play with my mustache
That might go in
Oh, that's it. That's it right there.
I got it in!
What?
Just kidding.
Okay.
Yo, is this like Mario Kart?
Excuse me, Mark?
What the fuck, I can't hear that.
Why me?
I don't think he's gonna...
I set up a lot of stuff there.
Nice.
I'll get back at the start.
Breath down.
What?
Oh!
Sorry, I made that.
No!
Why?
Because I'm alone.
Hey, you watch me fuck!
I'm gonna get you!
7-11 was a part-time job.
He has to be a soundboard.
The guy is literally a soundboard.
This tree will protect me.
Good.
That's why God gave it same orbital strike
What the fuck again?
Oh my god
Shit, I finally made it and forgot the angle
Oh my god, he I lagged for a second
No
Fuck yourself
This game is so ridiculous
All right, then you give me that guy his balls moving and then someone hits him
You know I don't like the way you're looking at me.
Fucking stupid.
Get that ball out of there.
Play defense.
Host the lobby so you can all just hit me?
It's better when it's random.
I think it's going to make it man.
I think it's going to make it.
This is making it bro.
Hold on.
Well Peter the ball didn't make it as we go to the next hole, but last one of the gauntlets off.
Straight up!
No one left.
Double of people might have a plate.
It's so cute.
It's like an alien trying on a soundboard.
Ah, Buzz. See you at the finish line.
I awake!
Thank you.
Thank you for this man. Thank you.
Oh, I got shot on my golf cart that then ran away.
Hey, you should go to zones.golfcart.
Relax, buddy. You're scaring everybody.
Dude, and you can hit everybody else's ball? Like, what even?
The orbital strike is scary let's go Rihanna
Let's go.
Let's take it, bitch.
Let's go.
Ella, Ella, Ella.
It's a big, big, big, big, big, big.
Oh, wait.
Whoa, that worked.
Come here, bitches.
Orbital stretch!
Two, three, four, three.
Ah!
Get it!
I got a new one.
Can I just actually hit this a little bit?
No!
No.
No, that's going in the water!
Oh yeah!
Wait! Oh my god, it landed on the sand dude.
Oh yeah, no, it's right here.
Wait, what if you hit it, penalty it, and just walk up to it?
Bye-bye!
So even if it falls, oh that sucks, and then run up to it.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
No!
You fuck!
Who the fuck can't be with a golf cart?
So fuck yourself.
Now, please, relax!
I hand that shit in the bag!
Fuck!
I see that I see the rage
I'm in your ass as soon as your close it is it is painful when you're close
Wait, you can literally shoot the ball out.
Oh, that was it.
We get 15th place.
Oh, bio.
Bio.
Nice ping, man.
Wait, who did that crash on so I can tag you on 6-0?
That's me.
Pikini Pockery!
Pikini Pock!
Welcome to the new TikTok.
It's called Pikini Pockery.
I'm blowing your shit
right now.
It's the Pikini Pockery Star.
You think that's possible?
Pikini Pockery!
Fuck! Holy hyper!
Bastards!
This is it! This is it! This is it!
Why are we running? What did I even do? I got my ball! I'm on the map!
What if it's... What if it's Lupitz? No!
Oh, I can live! Don't drink coffee! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh, this is so...
Oh, I got him, I got him, I got him!
I feel like I'm on drugs!
Oh fuck yourself Sentry!
Oh my god!
It's always you and me for no fucking reason!
I hate you!
What is your deal?
He's just drollin' bro!
Yo, I hate Sentry, low key.
Was it worth 7 plays?
Oh, it's going.
I did it I got a fucking hole
This guy has a target on my back
to set Jeff from Family Guy.
Oh, hey!
Ketchup, yeah.
Nice job, ketchup.
Wait, that's sick.
That was a buzzer, dude.
Yo, Rihanna.
He was right.
Playing the game, I'm on defense.
I'm just defense now.
Yo, Rihanna, you know true Andy?
Check the store.
I don't care that much.
Hold on.
He's been in my streams like most people.
That's so crazy.
Oh, it's an odd, bro.
Oh my god.
Who's a zookabee bro?
He has a hundred watch streams on my channel dude.
Bucky, what?
Is this a streamer lobby?
Bro, everybody streams now.
How are you not a streamer yet dude?
Yo, why am I gonna try that bro?
Go, hop in.
Go run over your banana.
Oh god, I gotta do this.
Oh my god century I'm gonna actually like beat the shit out of you holy shit
it and give him first. Oh, that's going to the water. Not a very bad starter. Oh, fuck
her. Oh, that's not good. I drown. I drown with my ball. That's that's not good. Can
Actually shoot those 200 meters there we go
Yes, you can
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god century
Stop it! You gave me three penalty strokes!
Four penalty strokes!
Again!
Get over there please!
Oh shit that was bad!
Three on your ass, thanks.
I got one!
I got eight.
Get all the fuck out of here!
Alright, you lobby, you lobby, you lobby.
You lobby by that, you by that, right?
No, not alive. That was the only 60 man lobby
That was pretty funny
Let's see how let's see how last flag is is anyone playing this
Let me see...
This game is gonna be so interesting.
Will it actually hit? I don't think... I don't think so. I don't think it will, sadly.
It's gonna be shit, you think so?
I think maybe if anything this game will just not have a big enough of a splash in the beginning.
So there's just not going to be enough people playing the game.
I think that's what's gonna happen with this game.
It's just gonna be not enough people playing
when it comes out or something.
And it's probably gonna not be free to play, so.
Not many people try it, and it'll just kinda die naturally.
Well, let's see, is this game any good?
Is anyone gonna play now?
You have to do the tutorial?
Okay.
right here.
It doesn't look that bad visually.
You always respawn in the green room after flag hiding.
It kinda looks like Detective Inks.
Now that you have enough money, choose an ability to upgrade.
Good job.
It's time to learn about radar towers.
Head to the marked location, and remember, learning is fun.
Hmm.
That tall thing is a radar tower.
You'll want to stand in the circle to capture it for your team.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
It opens the tube in the green room and it takes you straight to the towers.
You have to spot all the way back at your pyramid.
I don't know what that is.
If you are wooded, set up the base of a Red Artar control will heal you over time.
I might...
Oh, right here.
On the green.
Okay.
Oh
When you control it's out. Oh, it's lonely
And eventually there's only one place left
Search the squares that are not read on the minimap the flag makes a distinct sound when you're by
So the radar tower slowly just kind of gets rid of the map on where to look.
You're still making me look? Oh wait, no never mind. I just heard something. Oh it shows you
right there high guard died for this
I'm sure fucking flag brah is it in here?
You showed like that?
Oh.
Nice.
You can travel decently far, can you do anything with the flag?
Yeah, I mean this guy is basically like a cat for the flag, I don't know.
It seems like it plays a lot better than when I first played it.
When the game, the red team will definitely try to take it back.
Stop there. Time for the longest 60 seconds in sports.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Is that the thing saying when you're milked?
All right 20 minute matches let's see now let's see how this game audition lobbies what
What are our additions? Is this like a second tutorial?
I
These actual posses okay
All right, let's see who am I playing?
We got another roster.
We got another roster, boys.
There's no audio here.
I don't know who I'm playing.
13 seconds.
This guy can fly and super sprint.
Looks like I'm flying him.
Concord 5, the conkening?
Maybe.
Axe, ain't no budget for that sort of thing.
What?
Wait, oh wait, this gun is different.
Waiting for players is no one here.
Dude, no one's playing this.
Unless it updates.
Time to hook it.
Get into one of those big vacuum tubes.
They're safe as long as you're not wearing a two-pattered dentress.
Are they bots?
You can see the enemy team.
Come on, man!
No one's playing this?
I'm not gonna, I'm playing. I should have done this.
Where is everybody?
Fuck, where is everybody?
Six people online on Steam?
Where's Toxic Commando at?
Um, hold up.
No bots and deadlock?
Dude, I'm still chilling.
Are people really gearing up to play more deadlock?
I know it's had crazy patches, bro. I'm aware dude. I thought I was going to do this later,
but I'm going to do it now instead. Just yeah. Yeah, we're going to be checking out a little,
going into a little sponsored stream here, mainly a demo completion.
Yeah, thank you, THQ Nordic for sponsoring this segment.
This is for the eternal life of Goldman.
Saw this when they first announced it.
It looked really cool.
They have a demo you can check out on Steam.
Oh, here we go.
Chat panel down below as well if you guys want to learn more about this game, it sends
you right to the demo link on Steam if you want to try it yourself.
All right, here we go.
Let's see what we got here.
Oh, wait, one sec.
What is this?
Here we go.
There we go.
Okay, let's see what we got going on here.
I might need a restart.
I think it might be detecting that I'm still on mouse keyboard.
Okay, 90 minute demo.
And yes, of course, I already have those game wish lists in a while ago
Let's see we have here. Oh, no, just we got it here
I resolution textures
Subtitles
I'll see what we have here.
This is a very soaky smooth animation.
Oh, whoa.
That was a sick transition.
100 coins and 5 apples.
Oh my god.
The trailer for this game looks insane.
It looks like it translates.
Yeah, this looks so detailed.
Can I read the sign?
It kinda reminds me of a lot of like Studio Ghibli-ish, but not at the same time.
Oh, you can I can't wait I can
How is that oh
I look like it was what's an attack me
Press X to jump and hold
Square while you're there to stick out your cannon and enemy.
Alright, alright, you can, oh, you can Pogo.
Okay.
That Phoenix was saved.
What the hell is this?
Shiny.
New cane part, hook handle.
Jump on hanging rings like objects or poles to grab onto them.
Whoa, the cane menu. Oh my god. So long as you hold on tight your cane will never falter
is a miracle. Oh, oh whoa. Okay, oh so you change it. Alright, cane jump. Oh so it changes
different things so you can craft and... is it good? Oh you just changed the part
and then I think it's on.
That's kind of sick.
It's like I'm getting advice from a different dimension.
Hold a circle to grab a thought in the resume right?
All right.
OK, let's sit here.
Other side.
Blacks, bro!
Wait, I can do this.
Hold on.
Am I doing this wrong?
Did I move that further?
Can I actually move it from this side?
If I just do a basic jump, oh that works
Oh my god
All right, I had a feeling that wasn't gonna work
Oh
A lot of house
Insane timing
I'm sorry, old man.
Oh my god!
Let me see something here.
Can I pump this multiple times?
Nope.
I gotta get used to the Pogo.
Oh, you can Pogo mid-air.
Oh.
All right, hold up, hold up, hold up, I'm not controlling this correctly.
I'm not controlling this correctly.
I hit O and I don't get the boost.
Alright, I'm just gonna take a second to get past.
Okay, holding O is not it. He lets go if you hold O.
I did it initially, and then I'm not able to do it again.
You just jump?
Oh my god, you do just jump.
I thought you had to press O.
Oh shit that looks sick. Get one HP back for that.
There's the detail in the background is crazy.
Oh my.
So we came here and everything's burning down.
Why?
happen. The shaft is made of a special alloy of flexible metals. It's lightweight, bends
well and can withstand any load. You can jump higher if your cane has a bouncy shaft.
Oh, interesting.
Okay.
Oh, hold square in the air to stick out your cane and push off the surface for an enemy.
While jumping, hold square to push off the surface.
I can jump.
Alright, let's see.
I wonder why not just like always keep this one on.
Just out of curiosity, what's the difference?
It's actually a huge difference way more elevation
That balloon look like you can pop it oh
Oh, you can change? Oh yeah, you can change shit actively.
Oh, I didn't realize. It's an active change.
I do wonder when you want this basic one, because don't you always want to hang?
Oh, whoa. That's sick.
Oh, we gotta go down there.
I look like he just vacuumed up all the gold.
Oh, this place looks cool.
As you pick up new parts for your cane, don't forget about the old ones.
Use the oak shaft to jump on enemies and avoid the spiky sco-o-o-o.
There you go!
Damn.
Oh God.
Evil Monkey Island.
Oh shit, wait, let's go to the gold first.
Oh, look at, oh, it is.
Apparently I have some sort of special power where all the gems absorb into me.
I'm like a magnet.
What the hell?
I got him! I got him!
Down you beast!
Alright, right here.
Oh, shit!
Oh my god!
That was crazy. It was like a bolt and not a...
What the hell? That was sick.
From we need to take your temperature and how you beat the John with his hooves and then he ran so hard
The little men could barely jump over him at the very last second. That was lucky. Yes golden was always very lucky
Let's call him blackjack
blackjack
Have you been playing cards with the nurses again?
Maybe just one time
Right. Yeah, just one time one last time. Mm-hmm. So the mom is telling a story
I
Man and his name was always
Goldman
At least that's what he called himself. So he came to defeat the evil wall in Santa Village. He came
He came back for something more important than that
Don't talk or the thermometer will fall out. So where did the angry wolf come from? Why don't we ask that fellow there?
That one on the shore
Okay, let's ask him
Oh, we'll let him wear a funny hat, okay?
Like that clown who visited on Sunday.
Okay, he can wear a funny hat.
Find out why you're here.
The lucky ones have called you to the Archipelago
for a special mission.
You'll soon find out what it is all about.
Someone is already waiting for you on Fish Island.
There's a fellow in a funny hat sitting by an appear.
He probably knows why everything is on fire. Yeah, we should probably talk to that guy
Yeah, see that way it's like a
Maybe a mom talking to the kid who's in the hospital or something
Oh, oh, yeah, who is this guy?
I
Swear had nothing to do with it. I did everything exactly according to the third book of guides. I couldn't have mixed anything up
Fireworks are the simplest spell of fire. Come on man. I was sure I could manage it
I followed the book letter for letter
Suddenly an orange spark fired into the air instead of a green one
I looked around and everything was on fire and animals returning into some kind of monsters
Don't worry, I already dealt with the monsters.
Who cares about the monsters?
What about the children?
Do you have an idea how many of them were at the carnival?
How many of them died in the fire?
It was supposed to be a party and now there will be nothing with funerals.
And my own funeral is just around the corner.
The parents of the little ones will never forgive me for this.
What kind of carnival were you having here?
I sympathize, but I have something very important ahead of me.
What kind of carnival were you having here?
There's always a carnival on first coin day.
It's the most important day in a child's life.
Everyone loved the holiday and they loved the fireworks too.
The lucky ones always grumbled, but even so, they always looked out of their windows to
watch the flashes.
I sympathize, but I have something very important ahead of me.
Of course, of course, what should you care about?
Some failure of a magician?
Are you heading to Fish Island?
You can take my boat.
not going there I'll never go anywhere ever again oh wait have you seen milky
milky my dog he's wearing a funny hat with a pom-pom have you seen him no he
probably hid somewhere when everything caught fire he must have been scared
the poor little guy had him if you see him okay milky so this guy killed
Everybody on the island burned the whole place down because of fireworks
What that's what happened carnival flyer
Oh all the kids climb up and try to get a coin
It's a race
Oh, oh, New Island, Fish Island, a tropical village.
Find out more about your mission.
Let's see here.
Sure, actually, was I supposed to go back for milky?
Because wouldn't that imply milky?
I didn't check my quest log.
Is that a quest?
Oh, wait, no, it's not.
The detail of this game is crazy. Yes, sponsored, but come on, man.
A meeting with Shamiah? Who? Oh my God.
Good to have you here today, but the first coin was neither accident nor fate but a crime
permitted by an outcast named Ricky. It was he who started the fire, who claimed dozens
of young lives, the treacherous renegade act as the behest of those who would sow
doubt amongst us. Oh, they already know. They seek to divide and confuse us.
they want you to feel broken and abandoned for grief such as yours is possible to bear alone.
Come meet with Shimea, the voice box of wisdom of the guides who promises that our shared sorrow
will not wither away in vain a blossom into an act of justice. The hearts of the guides are full
of compassion and so they grant you a whispering tree from their eternal gardens. Pluck as many
fruits from the tree as the number of children you lost and take them to the meeting.
We understand how difficult it is to speak of such tragedy. These fruits will be
as your innermost whispers which the guides will hear without a single word.
Simply reach out your hands the guys will comfort you in their embrace
We'll have to do with the island that just burned down
Oh must oh
My god, dude what the hell
Is that really I can't believe that the plan is finally in motion and many of the lucky ones doubted you'd ever show some even started to panic
Why am I here?
Of course, of course, that's you're gonna get started. Let me
Tell me one thing first. I know we're not supposed to ask you anything, but you've been here before right?
Wait, no, don't answer. Please don't answer. I don't want to break the rules, mister mister sir senior
I don't know how they address
The elderly elderly where you're from I mean the elders
I mean you look experienced, but when you meet the other lucky ones
Please tell them that your cane is some kind of weapon. Okay, I understand of course you have that cane for a reason
Of course, I understand but not all the lucky ones are as smart as me, haha
Let's get to the point and on time for this
Of course, we can't keep waiting around for more catastrophes to strike. It's time to act. Just tell me what I need to do
The lucky ones believe that the deity of the archipelago holds the key to what's happening and that it alone can somehow influence everything around us.
So you need to get to the deity as soon as possible. Where can I look for this deity? The guides will do everything they can to stop you. They've already used their magic to fence off the deity from the world and they're probably up to something else.
All I know is that you need to board the naked lizard then train that train is the only way you can get to the deity a
Train I thought only boats went between the aisles of the breadcrumbs the naked lizard. Where is this train?
The lucky ones hit the train from the guides on an abandoned island. It's not even on the maps
Are the lucky ones gods?
The coordinates of the Isle were kept by Nysim Klein.
The coordinates of the aisle were kept by a Nysim Klein.
He's a local sculptor and one of the lucky ones.
How can I find Nysim?
It's not hard.
He hardly relieves his workshop.
That's where the lucky ones held our meetings to prepare for your arrival.
Maybe they're like elders.
New travel locations are marked.
Ah, Nysim Klein's workshop.
island of clay which the sculptor turned into his workshop and the coordinates of the train
are hidden there. So the coordinates are always with him in plain sight but at the last lucky
one meeting Nysim didn't have his piece of paper. Maybe you just didn't notice it. Nysim had to
keep the coordinates in plain sight that's the main principle of the lucky ones openness no
secrets from each other doesn't violated the principle so what now we need to find
those coordinates we think miss them must have hidden them somewhere in his
workshop it's the whole island searching it won't be easy there's burners and
strange monkeys and even living clay but there's no other choice I don't know
what could have possessed miss them but surely he must have had some reason to
hide the coordinates from us right I'll deal with miss them you'll
probably be great friends we got to go to this guy's island and find for this
train to get to a deity actually travel here bunch of chicken
Something tells me it makes sense to quickly go there first.
Find the naked lizard and then reach the deity of the archipelago.
God damn, this has a bunch of stuff on this island.
Sign on the bar door.
Are you reading this?
Then you owe me money, you parasite.
I'm not going to the bar until even one of you pays last month's tab.
I've had it.
I'm not pouring anymore on credit.
Hope you enjoyed drinking air you bums
It's like you could travel it probably if you go up
And this island's massive
Are these people
Who owns the shop you're the monkey is some final you have equal shares, but today we're closed
Why the island is in mourning for the children who died at the carnival. Yes, but I didn't go to the funeral
I don't under such things. Well, I wouldn't want to trouble the grouping parents with my cries
When will the morning end in the morning for a child ever end?
Can a person of her overcome such a thing?
One shot that hurts everyone even those who didn't know him. Alright, I'll be quiet now before I burst into tears again.
Oh, this is the end.
Oh, you can keep going man.
Oh, this looks dangerous.
I must have to get something in order to get past that third part, because there's no way.
Here comes my new tenant.
You know, I've been renting out rooms for a long time now, and I can always tell when
there's going to be problems with a tenant.
Want to know a secret?
I don't pay attention to what a person says, but only how he breathes.
You don't trust words?
Words were invented to lie.
I trust only the inhalations and exhalations between them.
Remember her person braids quietly and modestly, then he's reliable.
I can't make out your breathing at all, that makes you a very reliable tenant.
Well, that and the fact that you're friends, the lucky ones paid for your room well in advance?
What? I hardly know them.
You'd best get to know them better, they pay quite well. Where will I live?
The finest house on Fish Island, mine.
Don't worry, that doesn't mean we'll have to share a bed, hee hee.
You'll have your own separate everything a private entrance bedroom and even your own kitchen
Every grown man needs a corner to put something for himself
I'm moving now
Not exactly you heard what happened on a neighboring island at the carnival right?
But there's young family living in your room now their son was lost on the fire or maybe the fire didn't burn him
But the monsters ate him anyways, it doesn't matter what exactly killed him
What matters is that it's not supposed to have moved out yesterday. That's what we agreed
And now they want to stay a few more days to organize the funeral
No big deal. I'll wait. No, that's up to that other question.
They're always late with their payments and now they have a funeral. That's an expensive endeavor.
I doubt I'll ever see payment for the extra days. I don't know what kind of irresponsible parents.
Well, if the faint-hearted went to even go to the carnival,
he wasn't particularly bright or healthy. He had no chance of winning. Couldn't even limp it to the finish line.
So what do you plan to do with my room?
Well, what else can I do? I'll call in the Ramseys brothers. Don't know exactly how to convince problem tenants to pack their bags.
They even guarantee their work. Can you imagine?
Which means I can guarantee you next time you visit our island your room will be available neat and tidy
Okay, apparently this is where I'm gonna live
Oh, this is actually the end unless this is my
Don't try to deny it and Jacquees I know everything
I don't know if that's how you say the name all those urgent flights all your delays in the hangar all your turbulence
God, what a fool I was you call me your guiding star
But it seems you have a whole milky way out there
I don't particle if you're lit lying form right down to the isn't jacquise bro
Jacks Jack
Jock is it really chalk. I'm gonna go with jacquise
That was at least real
Got a thing about their party development, you know their lies, you know what?
I don't even care anymore. Get out of my life and don't think I'll ever let you
back if you weren't French. I'd have kicked you out long ago. The tears on this letter are the last tears all were shed for you.
I'm joke-wise!
Okay, I think we're gonna go to the island and find the coordinates.
That seems to be the way forward here.
Somehow, that wicked high up on this island eventually.
Oh, really?
That's how this game, where you use woodings and not get electrocuted?
Is that actually how it works?
I mean, I understand, but I wonder, is that...
I thought it was going to be more like a power.
It does look like there's something down below, but I need to, like, crouch somehow,
and I don't think I can crouch yet.
We're gonna go travel to the island are you still here your boat is over there where you left it at the dock
I know where my boat is. I just wanted to look around of course of course
I don't think I'm ordering you around but please go to miss him as soon as you can I'm going bro
I was seeing where you were living
Let's go to this place we have to find coordinates for a train to get to a god
What the hell?
It's like a musical island?
Crouch!
Oh, now I learned how to crouch.
Come on, man!
Probably why you probably needed to go to this island before exploring.
Walking Wild Crouch.
I was wondering why I wasn't able to.
No I can't.
Oh you can just hold the crouch.
it's like a toggle yeah the crotch is very pronounced in this game never my way
now it's not
Oh
What
The heck man
Whoa!
It did look like, yeah, can I have that, how did this happen?
Oh God.
There it is. There it is.
Crashing is very important.
Oh!
Oh my god!
They're crazy, man!
Wait, am I going all the way down?
It looks like I'm supposed to go up.
Maybe he boosts the...
I'm gonna be doing this wrong.
Oh!
I can't tell if these are gonna hurt me, but I'm gonna assume they will hurt me if I attach.
I can't tell if these are gonna hurt me, but I'm gonna assume that they will hurt me if I attach.
Oh
Damn I didn't mean to do that
Scarlet and Nott, two pomegranates that have fused into one according to Archibald
the Legend, they cannot be separated.
Or the magical fruit will immediately spoil replenish its two units of health.
Ah, ooh, I have a backpack.
Sacrifice?
What does that do?
YOLO.
Oh God, what happened?
Oh God, I don't know what happened.
Oh it's the demo, this is where you test it.
Oh wow, wow, wow!
Oh, that was close.
Oh my god!
I feel like I did that wrong, but it worked.
Nice.
of
Nope. I'll just take it. These monkeys look like they will kill you.
Uh-oh.
White Crouch here?
I think so.
This looks sketchy.
Missed a secret on the left.
I did?
Right down below?
Oh my god, I did!
Oh shit man!
Very nice.
Gotta watch out for those.
Naked lizard coordinates. Oh my god, we found it. The path of the deity is opened by a radiant
gaze. There it is. Oh my god!
Yeah, rocket-boosted monkeys.
Very nice, very nice.
All these seem to have scarlet knots.
I have a lot of those now.
All right, all right here. I see it. I see it. Oh my god secret
Don't mind me don't mind me
Oh, no!
Dude, bag full? Alright, sacrifice.
I still don't know what sacrifice does, by the way, but I'm not sure.
It gives you probably some sort of resource, but I am blind to what the resource is.
Oh, no.
I probably missed it.
another secret. Oh, this isn't good. Wait, you can go up? Oh yeah, right. Sure. More,
More and more, very nice, very nice.
This might take a little time here.
I think I gotta bring this all the way down,
or like halfway.
I don't like Pogo, uh, excuse me, I don't know why that, wow, there you go.
They give you a lot of these scarlet nods.
Sometimes it's just a simple damn jump.
I underestimate how good those guys' jumps are.
I underestimated.
Uh oh.
Wait, what?
Uh-oh. Wait, what?
Yeah, his jump seems like it's strong. I don't think I can crouch. Can I crouch?
I did that on purpose? Oh, that's how you fast heal. That's how you fast heal right there.
Oh
Nice I'll take it
another one in.
Oh my god, I've heard this noise before.
Wait, do I have to stop the wait?
No!
Oh my god, oh my god!
That sound is like, horrifying.
Oh my god.
I feel bad.
You make the same noise after 10 minutes of cardio?
Yeah, I see that.
I see the bully!
I see you!
Oh, shit.
You made it.
Bro, did you not see what was back there?
Why are you acting all chill?
Oh, it's Nissan
Look back right could it be or savior has finally come how long your world must have been savior where there are more important things to do
Do you prefer to be greeted with flowers is all right that we dispensed
With the orchestra. I hope you're not offended. That's not why I'm here. I
Know you're here for the coordinates of the island with the train. Did you find them? Yes?
Why did you hide the coordinates from the other lucky ones?
Don't lecture me, you only showed up five minutes ago, savior.
And I guarded those coordinates for years right under my belt.
Do you have any idea of the temptation I had to fight?
I could have gotten anything for them.
Anything you understand.
But I listened to our elder.
I believed in her plan for the lucky ones.
I waited for a real savior.
And in the end, some silly old man shows up.
And Ghana from Fish Island said that you and I would be friends.
You and I, you're even dumber than I thought.
I can hear Ganna's blabbering now. We need to catch a train to the deity. Is that about right?
Uh, that's right. No, that's not right, but you really think we'd wait for you if we could just get on the train?
No, it's not so easy. The guides broke the train a long time ago.
They didn't want anyone but them to get to the deity. I figured that our already can the train be fixed.
Are you really so eager to disappoint us?
Yes, it can be fixed, but the naked lizard is not exactly an ordinary train.
The guides unleashed all their magic on it and it held firm.
The only thing those barbarians managed to do was tear out three of its crucial parts.
But the guides couldn't destroy them, so they hid the parts in different places across
the breadcrumbs.
Find those parts and return them to the naked lizard, then the train will run.
Where can I find them?
My precious elder had a plan for that.
The lucky plan, as she called it, she said she had thought of everything and worked it all out in advance, and she prepared a role for each of us.
And the other insisted that no one should know the entire plan, except her, of course.
The only problem is that the old lady died recently, and that wasn't part of the plan. I double-checked she must have missed something somewhere.
The lucky ones were supposed to take you straight to the lizard's heart.
The lizard's heart? Yes, it's one of the three parts of the train, according to legend, the lizard's heart is the engine.
Since the lucky plan has gone wrong you won't have any easy ride to the Lizards heart and what about the other parts?
I believe the Lizards eye is the train's headlights and it's hidden away somewhere guarded by the guides
And I don't know how to get to it. You'll need a miracle
Where can I find these guys don't worry zero go find you the guys probably already know you are here
Can't you help anything at all? I know exactly how to find the Lizards foot the third part of the train
Where is it?
Not so fast say if you're first do what I say you're going to the lighthouse got it waiting there
Most likely there should be a woman
Young you won't mistake her for anyone else. Give that woman. Yes. Give the woman this bottle
The old perfume bottle now contains a strange viscous liquid and this I'm asked the bottle be given to the young woman who lives in the
lighthouse
What what's in it? I?
I don't have room, bro. All my fruit is in here.
Mine.
Oh, I didn't need to do that. Whoops. Just don't open it. She must decide for herself.
Before you give her the bottle teller even an elephant can draw with its trunk better than you.
What?
And then you'll hunt me with the part? How do I get to the lighthouse?
House
Only way to get to there is through a fourth elephant heel. I served in that fort for many years and every day
I stared at the lighthouse from my barracks
What's inside the fort in recent years, it's been turned into some kind of laboratory
They started renovating it brought in some strange equipment. They were trying to develop a vaccine for the dry disease
Though anyone on the breadcrumbs will tell you there's no cure for that bloody plague
Anyway, all those white coats made me feel uneasy all their syringes beakers and test tubes they make my legs buckle
That's why I quit right before I left. I found out the code to the new door. They just installed inside the fort
Supposedly supposedly for security, but I think they were hiding something inside
What could they be hiding how should I know you better write down the code or do you imagine all those doors?
We'll just fly open by themselves for the savior
Jacuis will help and you get to the fort. He's one of us to one of the lucky ones
There he is parking his plane nearby. Tell him I sent you and give him his this point he'll understand
Okay, okay, I got this ladder. Is this like a is this a monkey statue?
Ash pier grows and lands tricking by wildfire
Cooking ingredients so I have stuff in my bag and then items that are out of my bag like quest items
check wars
Nism sent me. I know the French have a highly refined intuition. I'm French by the way
Thanks, man. Who asked Nism asked me to give you a coin
Very good, he didn't forget this time. It looks like I can save up for some new cologne after all give him the coin
Tell me, my friend, but tell me honestly, what are you doing for yourself?
Uh, honestly, no.
Come, man.
I'm sorry, but the Freshman is just going for me to understand.
I am a man incessantly visited by temptations.
And speaking for myself, life is too short, nothing in dogs' lives.
Enough talking.
We've got a mission to do.
Oh, have you already figured out what Goldman's mission is?
Well, sort of.
The train looks like a big lizard.
and we want it to move.
But first, we need to...
We need to do a lot of things
and fly to that fort with the funny name.
Something like the boo
or the shoe.
Try to remember it yourself.
Hmm, I'm not stupid.
It's all the pills. They were green again today.
When I take the green ones, I can't think of anything.
I just want to sleep all the time.
Remember what Dr. Gilbert said about the green pills.
You must not sleep for eight hours after you take them.
Now, try to pay attention.
Maybe we can look at the map and remember together what that fort is called.
There's no fort on the map and looking at it makes me want to sleep even more.
It's like someone drew it with a pencil.
You like drawings.
Drawings like yours with thoughts of colors and everything looks some...
It looks real and you know everything seems to move.
Like if you look at it for long enough.
Oh, you mean a map like Monsieur Jacques has?
Monsieur Jacques? You mean that guy with the mustache? Does he have a map? Why doesn't he show us?
Because you interrupted him?
I didn't interrupt anything. I'm listening.
Well, let us not delay with idle chatter, Montseer Jacuis is at your service. I need to get to Elephant here in Fort.
Nothing could be easier now that you have your own personal pilot.
Then let's fly.
Yes, yes, but just one moment and do you see that flag?
I don't.
Oh, yes.
Oh.
Whenever, wherever you may roam you'll find a flag with that and I shall fly
to collect you anywhere on the map. By the way, throw away that pathetic scroll you call a map
and feast your eye upon my series of equations. Masterpiece. Oh my god. How about that? Now that's
what I call a map. Oh my god. Okay. All right. Not bad. The most amazing line you can imagine,
believe me, I've seen it all. So these are the breadcrumbs. With such beauty I'm folding,
even across the old eclair like me remembers what's worth living for and let's get down to business
by all means like the ones have a detailed plan Montserrat to begin with will help you obtain the
lizard's heart the part is hidden somewhere inside the giant clay statues known as the
grossmans by the way they were built by one of this ancestors can you imagine
and to get inside the grossmans you'll need the serpent's glow from the temple of esmodius
Just don't ask me what it is, I try to get away from anything magical.
I'm going to talk to the archaeologist Howard Hope using the serpent's glow with his idea
it seems he recently went on another of his usual excavations.
Almost forgot you can travel to the Temple of Asmoneus by sleigh with panic, he knows
the way best.
Man this is a journey!
I lost your jacks by just reveling again that you wanted to get the elephant's heel forward as swiftly as possible, right?
Then just give it the order and we'll set up immediately. Which one is it? Oh, right here.
Nism Klein's workshop. Oh, I already did this so I think that means I'm good.
All right, Fort Elephant's Heal.
Oh!
Oh, this place looks...
Whoa.
What the hell?
This game's art this is like an insane this game's books insane the style is wild
We're here
Okay, now the game begins
What the hell?
Oh my god.
Holy.
What?
Dude, he just fell apart.
What?
Dude, he just fell apart.
What?
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Yeah, this is crazy, man.
What the hell?
God damn.
Dude.
Oh my god.
That looks amazing.
This wants me to go in here, but then there's a path up here.
I don't think I can make it up here at time.
Maybe I can't
Whoa, this is far up
This game is insane looking
Fort map. Oh shit. Oh shit. This is like an actual Fort Fort
Okay
Now do I go in there wait
we're in I don't want to go in here brother's like 50 paths I'm gonna go
back hold up I'm going back I'm going back wait wait wait now I feel like I
need to follow that ghost okay we have a way in here and then this is a dead end
Wait, how do I leave?
Wait, can I not go down?
Am I committed to this?
Oh, I guess I am.
Well, this is the way.
It's fine, whatever.
Alright, what does this do for us?
Whoa.
Looks like I can move this.
You can return to last checkpoint.
Weird, it's not letting me grab... anything.
Why can't I use my...
Whoops.
God damn it.
I didn't realize.
Oh my god! What the fuck? Oh shit, we have a cannon!
This looks like it's gonna be useful. Let's bring this with us.
Oh shit! All right.
Oh
That sounded like it broke something
That broke something I can go down now and I can go through there
Let's go up here first
Or I bring this back down
Down is a secret stash
Let's go see.
Our website I meant to do that was...
Nice.
Uh, what's the stash down here?
Let's just shoot one more inside for good measure.
Double shot, you know.
What's this?
The Patchwork Elephant.
toy that doesn't hide its wounds. Wait, is this the whole map of the game? Wait, are we
only on this one triangle? Is that this right here?
Really?
All right looks like there's a lot of different places to go.
god damn I would say you know what this game reminds me of on a good note it
reminds me of the Metroidvania quality of like when Ori came out when when you
looked at Ori were like holy shit this game is the same level of like god damn
like everything is so meticulously crafted in the world it looks crazy
This is the same level. Like everything looks amazing. Goddamn.
Did look amazing. What do you mean? What? What do you mean he smashed? What do you
I feel like something was on the other side, but I guess not.
Oh.
So you're at what you actually spend all this currency on, because he gets a lot of it.
What the hell, uh-oh.
Wait, shard of the Torquoise Path, if I have an ancient map to the legendary treasure
of the breadcrumbs, each piece is useless on its own, only together will they reveal the
torcus path or the Torquoise path, which is not so much a route but a great trial.
Oh!
Okay, okay, that's more of like a map to Crazy Treasure.
That's messed up.
Ow!
Secret on the left.
I already hit up that secret.
Okay, does this infinite money?
Infinite money glitch?
It would take a while, but you'd have to farm it, peace in a mile.
I bet there's a path on that left.
Alright, oh shit, okay.
There it is.
The one-tact.
Whoa a
Ceremonial object passed down through generations of the archipelodors others and other wears the jaws of wisdom when her words must sound particularly convincing
Maybe I sell that or something
Professor Mengert's notes.
What do you see in these blueprints, lion stones?
Don't look deeper.
Feast your eyes on pure physiology.
What happened to the royal python before it sheds its skin?
The eyes clad over and limp.
It cubilates under the scales to detach the dead tissue.
The fort is the same as the snake.
These renovations are its chance to shed its old skin and reveal one continuous all powerful muscle.
And I shall be the brain sending its signals.
If only people were so simple.
were so simple. I hired a new nurse for the dry disease ward. It seemed she wasn't very interested
in the work. Rather, she meant to hide here from the outside world. She has an interesting face,
like a statue, but a weak past and the statues only spoke. She asked for a favor and such an
as a word could describe something so monstrous.
Insane. Insane timing.
Oh god!
Okay.
I gotta say man, the the left stick is scary in this game. You gotta jump chill
While you're jumping don't press anything he'll fall off
Yeah, look at that chandelier.
What is this?
Excerpt from Olivia Klein's diary, I had to talk with Professor Mengerd.
I meant to get straight to the point. Call me second...
Secondsly? Oh, God.
Secondly, just as I rehearsed a hundred times, but suddenly I found myself unreservedly telling him absolutely everything was as if I'd burst.
Turns out I really needed this for someone to listen without interrupting me with lectures about the client's precious fire.
Which under no circumstances should be snuffed out on my account.
But the professor really listened. He didn't monitor himself or glance at his reflection in the window.
It seemed even through the masking goggles on his face I saw something resembling compassion.
But when the time came to bring up the favor, I still clung to the word.
I had prepared an advanced sterilization. For some reason, I thought the professor would prefer its scientific detachment.
It seems I was mistaken.
I think I've heard that word before which one sterilization from the nurses in the hall
they were talking about something and laughing laughing what does it mean there is nothing
funny about it it means that the woman doesn't want to have children right it seems that way
Never ever? What if she changes her mind?
Seems she's determined.
Are there lots of people like that?
Like what?
Who don't like children!
She doesn't... That's...
That's not it, Alter.
What is it then?
I'm sure she likes children.
It's just that some people...
Not all people, but some people, they...
I guess you could say they don't want to...
Ruin their life?
Alter, please.
Please I remember what you I apologized a hundred times a thousand times
Didn't you promise to forget about it? I promise you remember what you promised, right? Yeah, I remember what I promise
Good then
It's like weird
The turtles?
Like some steam engine?
What's going on?
Whoa!
This looks like the dining hall or something of the fort.
What do we have here?
Sprint!
Oh my god, I can run now!
Oh dude, he's fast!
Sprint!
What else can I do now?
while sprinting press X to jump even further.
Oh, damn, his jumps are better than his crane movement.
Oh, that's just sti- Oh yeah, actually, wait a minute.
It's one way of killing him.
What is this?
Star?
Starry-eyed moss.
Oh, a cooking ingredient.
What's over here before I go up?
Or maybe I go up first.
Yeah, what's the penalty for dying?
Have I been losing a lot of coin?
What's the catch?
I can't reach that.
Ah.
Yeah, maybe I get something that makes me go higher.
Oh my god dude how
Are you kidding why are why am I dropping off like that I don't know why I kept dropping
out like that oh here we go a flexible shaft has been covered with mysterious carvings
can now generate an impulse to trigger special springs. Here we go! Here we go! That's what
we're missing! Oh, but I can't go back now. I'll probably end up coming back eventually.
Okay, it looks like you lose maybe like 500 per something
Okay.
Ha ha ha ha!
Alright, I'm scared I'm gonna miss and die again.
Nope.
And now we got it.
According to legend, these scissors were used to cut the umbilical cord of the very deity
of the archipelago, ever since every mother dreams that her child will glimpse at least
a glimmer of their blades.
This guy's gonna get a lot of treasures.
A lot of treasures.
And now we can get to the other side.
Clean.
Yeah, something tells me it might be game over once you run out of coins.
Whoa!
Wait, you can pick me up from here?
Really?
I see you venture deep into the fort.
Certainly further than this some sand golems none have ever managed to reach the shore.
Oh, that's what you had at the first island.
You saw what they were like, why doesn't this one keep sending them then?
He has no other choice, the poor fellow has tried everything.
First he tried to break into the fort himself, but his back couldn't take it, then he hired
some mercenaries, but they only took the deposit and disappeared.
Even persuaded me to fly there as a special favor to a friend, I tried to land right
on the roof, but the air currents nearly ground me to dust.
Manger might be crazy, but he designed one hell of a security system. Anyways, now I'm just gonna make sand columns
I don't even know how many have already perished on approach to the island two or three hundred at least
It's doubtfulness. I'm still believes in this venture. Otherwise, he wouldn't send you to the fort
Why doesn't want to get into the force of Adler?
His daughter lives in the forts lighthouse is Manger holding her there by force
I will tell you this my friend for me
This is the
Alpitude where the oxygen it runs out if I start talking about it. I mean, I cannot breathe
It's a mass me to give her a small bottle. I know one sherry. I know what's in it. It's really not shut up
Let's just say it's a special cargo and there's a rule in the business
The less you know about the car the easier is to take off. You understand all this later
All right, I don't want to move
What is this I don't have the currency for this
Nice!
Oh yeah, you can't go this way.
Oh, this place looks pretty cool.
Oh, what the hell?
Alright, that didn't work.
What the hell are you supposed to do here?
I forgot about my sprint jump.
Oh my god.
Standing long jump.
What?
Overstanding long jump hold down R2 and Simultaneous Press Evelyn X.
Whaaaaat?
Wait.
Dude.
Oh my god, I almost ran out of coins.
Damn
I'm so dead
You're kidding.
It was worth it.
A very rare pomegranate that only grows at the foot of the diamond tree.
People believe it devours fallen diamonds and absorbs their power.
Like icy glass to the touch when bitten and crumbles into burning spots.
Permanently increases your health.
And one winged bird hangs suspended between flying and falling, give it this feather and
release it from its stony cage.
Dude, the animations are so good.
What is this?
Wait, no!
What happened to the feather?
Did it reset the progress?
No way.
Isn't this the feather?
You saved before getting hit, but I...
I don't remember seeing it.
Really?
Dude.
Oh, lol.
Oh my god.
oh nice they gave me a safe spot
It's gonna hurt.
It wasn't worth it.
Especially because you have to go here to get it.
Yeah, jump from the top and I was trying to get the gold at the bottom.
Unique musical instrument part part player net the harp and that is used in our collection for ceremonies of reconciliation
with the sea I
Wonder if I sell all these unique treasures eventually
Nice
Oh, whatever that spirit is, it's helping me.
Unless that's the deity.
No, dude.
You're kidding!
Horrible timing.
Oh my god, I'm so good.
Alright, hold on, chill, chill, chill. My timing was off.
there it is boys there it is your gamer
You're a gamer.
Nice.
Oh, nice.
More cooking ingredients.
He made it.
What the hell is that?
Ahhhh.
Is this a boss?
Maybe I'm- he's supposed to run into that and blow- yep.
Let's see if I'm right here.
Why?
Alright, I'll leave, I'll leave!
Okay!
Oh, but you're gonna attack me?
What the hell is the catch?
Oh, okay.
I should have stayed in here and ticked his ass.
Why am I listening to him?
I think it's faster or easier just to dodge it while sprinting.
It seems like it's just gotta survival.
I didn't want to do that, but he was a murderous rat.
I mean, I did shock him first.
Whoa!
Did we make it?
Uh-oh.
What?
Oh my god, what was the code?
Wasn't there a code he said not to forget?
Number 8, 6, 3.
know that alter maybe Nisim was mistaken or maybe he was lied to let's just
wait and see what's there to see we already know it was the wrong code even
if he did lie maybe he felt he had to he had to lie sometimes adults think that
truth could ruin things so they don't know how to explain things honestly so
I'm not saying that it's good, I'm just saying that sometimes I understand it.
So let's wait and see what happens, but if he lied to us for no reason, then we need to
punish him.
That's only fair, right?
Yes, that would be fair.
Wait, so what's the code?
I guess we can always travel back here once we know the code, right?
Or I go back to him and ask him.
If some warren there'd be a door with a combination lock,
he knew the combo of 4863.
So I mean, I could fly back to him and ask him.
I did 4863, right?
Now I'm thinking I didn't.
I definitely did yeah I think I have to go maybe I go back maybe if I go back to the
workshop the last the last flag
syscamarie
because I can fly right back there oh wait he's over here isn't it
what is this the beasts gambit
Oh, it's chess.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Fuck you, man.
You messed up the call, bro.
Your code didn't work.
Well, there, Xavier, you actually get inside the fort, and the turbines on the short end blow you away.
Maybe you're not so hopeless after all.
So what, about the code?
How should I know it's been years since I served at the fort?
You could probably changed or maybe you're trying to trick me
Say you could even have made up the whole story about the lizard split
Easy with accusations Xavier the word of a client has always been as solid as baked clay
You see this handsome fellow
I do I think I think so
That's a Gollum. When the time comes, you'll find the lizard's foot for you. I just need to put a scroll in his mouth.
There's an ancient phrase in a language that bears life itself, but it cannot be spoken aloud, so it's written on a special scroll.
So I need to find the scroll. Without you, the leaves couldn't fall from the trees. Saviour.
Don't worry, I already have the scroll. I gave it to Jacquees for safekeeping just to be careful.
I was tired of listening to the whispers the whispers things the ancients always find a way of getting inside your head
And so what did the scroll whisper to you?
That's none of your business all you need to know is that the golem will come to life and bring you your precious part
But you can't just put the lizard's foot in your pocket those train parts will melt you in a second
You'll need this
Okay, key parts of the Naked Lizard Train.
Here's the whole thing, isn't it?
The guides here are still just children.
You couldn't guess from these innocent faces that they would soon put on masks and take
over all the breadcrumbs.
So when will you send the Gollum for the part?
When you reach the lighthouse and fulfill my request, as we agreed.
Then I need a new code!
There's only one person who's served at the fort longer than me, Boris Reign, quartermaster and a self-taught philosopher, he never lies on his memory and always writes everything down.
Anyone knows the code, it's him. Where can I find him?
He hangs out at the pier on Fish Island, tell him I sent you.
Although you won't have to, the boar will talk to you, will talk to you to death if you're willing to listen.
Okay, we need to go to Fish Island now.
And Jaquice has something.
By the way, Monsheri, have you heard the lucky ones have rented a room for you in the village?
The interior is a little decadent, but there's a reliable radio.
Do you have the coordinates of the naked lizard?
Yes.
Just make me peek!
Then enter those numbers into the radio, and the lost island with the train will appear on Monsheri's Jaquice map.
How much will the Rhett get the keys to this room?
I'm gonna pile it up, and then of course here as the keys are with old heady, she'll help you set it in.
Alright.
Mishka-Mari!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Where's my ring? Where's my ring?
I put it on!
At last, my long-awaited tenant has promised your room is available and clean.
There's no more trace of the previous tenants.
They cause me so much stress with their funerals.
And I can't get stressed.
I need to live to be 100 years old.
I calculated everything.
If I live that long, I'll have enough time to save up
for a ticket to the Red Crumbs Deity.
So can I check in?
Yes, here's your key.
Nice.
There's only one small detail.
You can't keep more than a thousand tides in your room.
Why?
I know you're new here and I don't want to scare you,
but as you've already realized,
This is a special place. I've seen a firsthand greedy creatures constantly swarming around us
They're invisible to the naked eye, but day and night their creatures prowl in search of other people's tides that have been left unguarded
I've been talking to much. There's all that happens to be in a plastic company. Go ahead and check in
Am I gonna lose 45?
Whoa
I think... am I writing in that chord? Okay. 2, 1, 1, 9, 7, 5, 2, 1.
What the heck is this?
Now we're gonna need someone to read the coordinates.
Wait, I think I got it.
Oh boy, this is like a whole thing!
Oh!
Okay, oh.
Oh, I see, I see, okay.
Wait, am I trying to pass those to get to the destination or just go right to it?
I think I have to go to each one of those.
And I think I lost it.
I don't remember which one it was on.
Maybe one of these?
Oh!
Come on, bruh-da!
Oh wait!
Oh, there it is!
Okay, okay, that looks sick.
This game has so much like detail in every little thing.
Like it's a very stylized game.
It's cool.
It feels like every little mechanic is thought of.
It's not just like, yeah.
Oh, true, there was a cooking pot.
Maybe I get buffs.
Looks like I need like a brick or coal or something.
Oh my God, is that the dog?
Did he look at, didn't he say to do something
for the dog?
That it?
Bring me somewhere
So what's all this what's that dog without a muzzle? It's not my dog
Why are you following him? We're just going the same way
Your comedian will listen to your comedian. I found out that dog is yours
You'll see that you're punished. The rules are the same for everyone. What rules?
You should stop playing when the demo version ends whoa
The demo version is over I didn't know I was just playing as long as it let me
You all said I think it's all just funny games
It's because of your responsibility like you the entire village is burnt to the ground the demo is over. That's it period
Okay
Yeah, that room looks crazy.
That was a great demo, man.
Oh my god.
Yeah, this game is insane.
Shaxx Spacepoint Goldman, this game is coming on steam.
Nine years to make, everything is hand drawn.
That was beautiful.
It was like a, honestly this is not the caliber of like a cuphead and ory.
Yes sponsored, yes hashtag ad, but easy.
Easy level of cuphead and ory.
This game seems like if the quality of this game keeps in the same direction it will
be in the literally the same the same tier
that was cool about that was awesome that's good chat panel down below if you
guys want to check that out that is available to play down so yes indeed
We're going to check out toxic commando. See what's going on here. I just got to take a
Chateau La, also known as a Chateau Reno. Hello, once I get silk song fans in chat or
see thing. As someone who didn't fully care about silk song, but I, you know, it's cool.
enjoyed it. If we're comparing Metroidvanias, that game looked way more insane.
Oh, whatever. It's not like Silicon Valley is a bad game or something, but in terms of like the
detail, holy shit, hold up.
you
I had a plan to tap unlimited clean energy.
My drill was a marvel of bleeding-edge technology.
Six months ago, kilometers beneath the surface, it stopped.
Six months ago, let's see the sea.
Hundreds died that night, even more in the aftermath.
This containment zone is nothing short of hair long.
And this wall won't keep the outside world away forever.
It won't contain what's here forever.
I have a solution on loop that will finally break this terrible stalemate.
If the team I hired have done their job,
this ends tonight.
All right, yeah, so it's a that game isn't a metroidvania.
Yeah, yeah, I'm wrong. It's not a metroidvania
It's actually more of the preferred way of how they do
Like it you do go back to some areas
But it's not like it looks like you progressively just get power ups and it's more linear ish
Phil Spencer is retiring. Oh my god, really?
Who's Sarah Bond
really what Phil Spencer and she's leaving what the hell Phil Spencer and
And his successor quit as well as the new CEO.
And a CEO is someone from the core AI products team?
Dude, what?
Oh my god.
That's kind of like, oof.
Xbox is gonna be a very interesting tale.
I mean they have Fable, they have some bangers, but I think if anything they're just gonna
really really instead of making like 10 games drop down to like six five just to hone it in or
something this industry is so fucked I think triple-a game development is just insane
I mean once you're done with a game years I feel like you're essentially a contractor for a lot of these triple-a companies
Unless you're like from
Unless you're part of like a startup game development company and you see it form and
Are part of a lot of the titles a lot of these it's like you're just like a contractor
And then with the way games are now
so many games just fucking go under or just do not make any fucking money there's
so many failed projects or like projects that get canceled I don't know man I
wonder what's gonna happen
I know what happens to High Guard. High Guard's an example of an indie studio I
I don't know how they got funded
But the difference with high guard that is sad even though everybody wants to talk shit is it was
Experienced devs making their own dev team and then trying to make their first release that got completely shit on
So I mean
They did it
The right way it's just people didn't like the product
And the thing is when you're, uh, you know
I don't think Geo screwed them over at all. I don't think so. I think it did. Honestly, it doesn't matter
The game itself just wasn't that good. It was just like Concord
At the end of the day, the game just is okay
okay even if they didn't do it doesn't it doesn't matter the game at the end of
the day was just alright sure through the marketing and all that bullshit
whatever all that is noise when you come down to the actual fucking nitty
gritty what you're gonna be playing the game was okay it wasn't it was it
It was they were trying to make the next big FPS but it wasn't that at all.
I don't think the 3v3 or the 5v5 was even the problem.
Alright, what is this game?
Once we hand it over, we're gone. No chitchat.
I gotta know what's in it.
Number one rule, being a toxic commando.
Here we go.
Walter.
You dropped the toxic commando shit already, Jesus.
You need a brand!
Somebody else will meet 250 lards to steal a case and drop it off.
I don't ask what's in it.
It's each right?
Left's for the bird.
Yeah, I think so.
John Carpenter games are always bangers.
What was the last one?
Looks bigger in person.
You know what show was good back in the day speaking of carpenters
What was that one?
What the guy?
And they used to build shit kind of and it was like a family show?
No, that was no...
Oh, home improvement?
That was a good fucking show, man.
All improvement was like a compi-show.
It hasn't aged well, uh, really?
Uh, what happens if I'm alone? I don't keep up.
definitely
Oh, it's just closer in
Yeah, we just hit
What the fuck ah?
What the fuck was this?
Oh my god I hear it too, it's the sound of me skipping the tutorial.
Oh my god.
Oh
My a weapon
38 years Phil Spencer
You know what man, gaming has changed so much, I don't fault the guy.
Honestly, it's a good time to dip.
Yeah, gaming is so different now man.
Uh-uh, fuck that.
I feel like now anything you come out with, especially for Xbox, it's just tarnishing now.
It's just super tarnishing.
You could argue that don't make shit games, but it ain't that easy, I think.
Even the gamers don't know what they want.
I'm more explicit in my instructions.
Under no circumstances should you tamper with the egg.
And exactly who the hell are you?
I'm the guy who's paying you $250,000.
It's right.
$250,000 for a simple delivery job.
Instead...
Are we wearing it?
Instead, you killed its offspring.
How do I take this off?
Don't take that off.
that off. This is one of those where the voice acting throws off the whole render. This is
one of those.
We're getting her to a doctor.
No doctor in the world can help you. As long as the creature lives, the infection is incurable,
Untreatable even the vests only by you a week
That fuel you were bringing he was the key to killing the beast
But you lost the fuel oh shit
If you want to cure the infection
You'll help me eliminate it at the source
Had you listened to all of my instructions
This would be the first line.
Danger.
Fucking monsters.
This is a shit burger.
Monsters are real.
Maybe we're dying.
Hell, he could be the goddamn devil.
But if he's telling the truth,
what choice do we have?
So one of you knows how to think.
And if you're not telling the truth,
we'll be aiding an actual shit burger.
Do we get to work now?
You heard the man! Let's go commando!
No way!
Doing that.
Dude, I still can't, I wasn't even, I'm still like holy shit man, Phil Spencer's god man.
What the fuck, what was Xbox? I feel like everything I've ever known about Xbox was with Phil Spencer.
Who cares? Bro, what do you mean who cares? This motherfucker is literally on like a tier
four nerd-ass video game website and then wonders why when one of the key fucking people
in all of Xbox.
Retires.
And he's like, look at this.
This fucking guy, bro.
I gotta start banning people like you.
Don't talk about anything.
La la la, just fucking play games.
I don't know.
As long as there's graphics,
I don't care, just get them on my screen.
Dictator that's not even how you spell it you don't even need a bow everybody agrees that
guy is an idiot you pre I already know the poll results
Alright, who we playing? We're gonna play this guy. Walter Irons. No. Is this game not
having an FOV slider? Is there really no FOV slider? I feel like I'm like 20 FOV right
now. I swear I am at 20 FOV five this game better be fucking incredible I have like special
Missions
No Namer
All right, how do we play this?
My oh you already got the pre-order sniper you fuck no way
If you're done looking around, get to work.
Alright, what is this?
How do you play this game? Let's play normal.
Quick game?
Alright, let's see what this game is about.
Class, the strike.
The powers the creature and its options have
will contrastically alter this world.
I will judge this game off of the zombies.
Right now I judge it because of the FOV.
What is an H?
Heads?
Searching for a match?
Don't we have four players in this lobby?
We're done looking around.
Alright, let's see what those games about... hmmm, probably about killing zombies.
Okay, collect weapons, ammo, gear, vehicle to survive, complete objectives, and pick up
spare parts to prepare for the final something okay what even is the next big
game coming out for Xbox I'm pretty sure it's all on fable is there anything else
announced that is like the highest in terms of what is the highest budget game
for Xbox right now. Forza? Hmm, that's boring.
Forza is such a bore and what if Forza doesn't even count?
The only notable one is uh...
Fable.
I don't know what else.
Honestly, people who buy Forza are bots.
Yeah, of course they're gonna sell the bots.
That game doesn't count.
to the church get the fuel I bought forza dude it's an it's an okay racing game
okay
bro I'm just saying why are you getting mad I'm not saying cancel forza I'm saying
let it develop the bots need to play something relax
We don't need these. You can have your Forza. As we were. I think Fable's the only game.
What the fuck else is coming up from Xbox?
Gears of War E-Day? Uh... I guess so.
Yeah, should I do something here?
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Wait, there's like some mud runners.
What the hell is that?
Oh my god.
I'll drive, I'll drive, I'll drive.
Cover me boys, cover me boys.
Cover me boys.
I like the sludge. This looks like an ideal city if you're near it.
Wait, there are two cars?
Ah, this is sludge-ite.
Ah.
Okay, let's go check your map.
Oh, they're like stashes, so you go around the map and loot up while getting to the destination.
Ah, let's go, bro!
I
Can I read me instead
What the hell is going on?
It looks like one person can destroy insufficient square part.
Mystery box.
You need a spare part for these.
Bia, where do you get a spare part from?
This is break.
No.
Stimulant.
You can't loot the cases.
You need a spare part to loot stuff.
That none of us have.
All right. What else is on the map?
Yeah boys, I'll run. Looks like we're not that uh...
Pretty fast. Oh, did he? I missed it.
Actually never mind. Yo, pick me up! Pick me up! Pick me up! Pick me up! Pick me up!
Alright, let's go.
Oh, the gears on the minimap are the missing parts.
Oh, there it is.
Free yourself from the revival pod or to earn more classic speed.
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, there's
a shit tank.
I swear there's more up there.
Oh damn, there's a fuck gun around here.
Residium and some sludgeite.
It seems like in this game ammo doesn't matter seems like ammo is all good now park the car
here bro.
There we go, nice.
Okay.
I think this game is okay.
Right off the bat.
It's okay.
I don't know if it changes it up enough I guess the driving is kind of cool
I think the more you kill zombies, the more you hear us up.
What the fuck?
I need to reload.
Oh shit.
Oh there's more fuel here for the car.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
What does my G do?
Nothing.
I got a high sensitivity, like, half a sensitivity.
I can't turn my mouse fast enough.
I have some fuel let me see the thing seems so strong if it always heals you
Dynamic FPS target. Maybe zero is better.
Okay, never mind. Why do you need dynamic resolution on?
What?
It's like it has to stay on.
Should be easy enough.
Okay, let's go, uh, collect the shug guides and nodes.
Ah, let's move.
Where we going next?
Oh shit.
Here we go, boys.
Here we go.
Oh
Oh fuck!
I'll try the stimulant, but I just wasted it.
Oh nice.
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Where's uh, gameplay?
Look sensitivity, aiming sensitivity, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, thank you, oh yeah where's the
the ambulance. Got it. Got it.
I think we're doing it guys shoot the node
Oh my I'm actually dead, I'm actually dead.
I'm gonna die.
Help dude, help!
oh
There we go
There you go. Nice. Hey, if I drive, oh, you're healing the driver's seat.
Should we get this spare part or go right to the church?
I have no ammo.
Alright, boys, we're going.
Is there ammo?
What is that right there? Hold up.
Does that set fix it?
Oh, it's a repair bait.
Alright, zombie game with snow, water, physics?
Yeah.
Yeah, all that shit.
I need more bullets.
I did I did more bullets
I said this wasn't gonna be an issue but it is
Is there ammo on this gun? Is there no ammo here?
Zero ammo in the gunner
of
this as a bunch of years
Ready.
Cover me, boys.
I need ammo.
Oh, nice.
Don't mind if I do.
Oh, did we all get these?
here should we leave these things just keep spotting
this is a good place to sit
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Why can't we just run over everything?
Have we got off our shit?
We have a melee more, okay maybe melee is strong, actually seems like it's very strong.
Yeah, actually this is very strong.
Okay, melee is ridiculously strong.
Alright, we have spare parts.
Vile, lead the way, Vroul, I'm just gonna follow your ass.
Yeah, do we share the shungite and the ammo
We share this shit
I don't want to go to church. I didn't want my package
Whoops, I hit shit like it was a boost
I swear there's fuel right there. Hold up, hold up, hold up, just in case. Anyway, ammo
respawns as well.
Cover me bro!
Alright, let's go, let's go, let's go.
I'm gonna heal those dudes to pull a stream.
Alright, he's right outside the circle.
I think I wasted this.
Hup.
Who the fuck are you people?
We're working for Leon Dorsey.
He sent us to recover something.
Dorsey, of course.
Name's Gallagher.
We're in the deep end right now.
Tell you what, now clear the area out,
and then we'll talk about Leon's bullshit.
Leon's barge shag. What the fuck? Oh my god.
I swear I've been to this church before.
I swear this church looks so familiar like I did during the game.
The tower
That was the worst
The front door and side gate
Yeah, well you're inside a building
We're vulnerable everywhere
I got wounded in here
And you four are walking around just fine
Use whatever's out there
Cool
You can only have one
There's a woman named Gallagher at this church
You know her?
You see my sister
Gallagher
She led Hopewell, the paramilitary group
There's no way this is worth it. 24 shots. See if it uses.
Oh, I asked you wait. Oh, you can have an extra weapon.
Here we go
You get ammo for the gutter
Boys Bruce
Doesn't seem that bad
I
That's a lot of damage.
Firefly!
Who's that?
Grenade Launcher seems very powerful.
Very strong.
I think it's still alive
That thing looks dangerous.
But you can't refill this.
Okay, that's a lot of zombies, actually.
That is a ship that has zombies.
What the fuck?
Oh, I wasted that.
Alright, the Amanda Zombies is pretty cool.
We don't let infected in.
Relax.
Doctor says we'll clear up in a couple of days.
Can I shoot him?
This stand-up sucks.
What?
Leon made these vests to keep the infection in check.
Wonderful.
Glad brass.
But you did us a solid.
Come in.
But one eye twitched and we will put you down.
We're not here for trouble.
We didn't even know you were here.
No one does.
You got out, but couldn't just let this shit go.
came back to finish the job fucking monster ideas Leon's got a plan to
destroy it a bomb that's why he sent us here for fuel that's all it's yours if
you can free it look a few tendrils won't be a problem can't do shit if you
don't know where the source node is who knows how far the tendrils extend I
I bet Leon knows Leon
For a broccoli and shirty
I think this game is all right, I don't think I'm gonna play another bath
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay, brother. Not normally, brother.
Check out Garwin's Paradox or do I try a 1348x Borto?
Let's see if this is good.
Let's see Undead Chronicles.
Dude, everybody was laughing at this game.
I gotta see for myself.
I gotta see if it's gaming tourists, or legitness.
Probably like 30 minutes.
I don't give a fuck if the main character has a bowl cut, if it's a good game.
It's the same church!
Was it I miss it earlier
Maybe, maybe, I don't know, maybe, I don't think it could be potentially maybe decent.
Percept him was good. I'm looking forward to percept him coming out
Bro if I get into deadlock, I am playing deadlock. I
It would be getting into the game
Like if I'm gonna play it I'm gonna play it I don't want to I'm still just holding on it dude
Yeah, it's you can't tourist that game bro. You can't and it's not like this
Oh, let's see if this game is good or if the tour gaming tourists were right it is potato
upscaling resolution I had no idea what the fuck this means
I'm gonna go to zero and pretend it just shuts it off wait the left arrow doesn't
work you only go up okay go to a hundred
Okay, all right, let's see, all right, what do we have here?
I
Find display
Feet worthy of an answer lot himself straight from one of your tails
Why do you insist we come here when all you do is mock? We are here to distract you from your sorrows
Besides nightly practice game of love humors later
Mock play mine.
I practice.
But I am no knight.
No.
No, you're more than that.
Yeah, I still hear my father's voice
constructing me from the shadow of that tree,
pointing out my grip, my posture.
I hear him closely even though he's with my mother.
The town mourns for the loss of their lord.
I mourn for the loss of their lord.
And I mourn for your loss.
Rest your heart.
It doesn't help to dwell.
You'll need to be strong for the day to head.
Strong? How can I be?
Death has grasped this land and...
How can I, or anyone, fight death?
What would your mother have said?
But we do what we must.
And that I have a duty as my birthright.
And your father?
To raise my sword.
And to keep fighting.
And to not tell my mother.
So, my noble knight.
Arthur, will you face your end at the hand of your son?
The Troubadour does not speak the lines like that, Bianca.
I am not Bianca.
I am Mordred, and you are Arthur.
Fight, or yield.
You will ruin your vestments, I said.
Change your stance
Which way which way which way which way
Maybe you can, Perry.
Enough practice.
That's fine. I accept your talent.
Dude, the audio is fucked in the game.
Oh, Bianca, I'm so sorry. Did I hurt you?
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Did I hurt you?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
The world is not fair
You best remember this lesson when I'm gone
Bianca
Life in a convent it
It's not the end your mother wishes you my mother
My mother who has no dowry or prospect has no other choice than to send me away
Everything keeps popping in
to someone like my father I'm proud the pestilence took it you don't say such
things you speak as if you go to that grave and not a nunnery it will be safe
there far from all this death life is hard for peasants for women none the
be you but look at me my path is not that of a princess or postulate muddy
desire will you wait here I clean and tend to this scratch as thou ask
As thou ash.
Such a sunny afternoon.
May I ever remind us of these children's games we've played together.
Oh, now shit hits the fan.
I
Must get to the town
Kcd3 it seems more like a linear game
I'm comparing this game right now to playing tail
Oh, like a jog.
Playtale, I always thought was a really, really good game.
This feels like there's actually a lot of shank feeling in the demo.
It's kingdom come deliverance, dude. It's obviously not kingdom come deliverance. You can literally it's kingdom come is open world
There's no way this game has the same scale. This is definitely more linear. I
Don't think you get a horse that you can travel wherever the fuck you want. I
I don't think it's like that at all. That's why a playtale makes more sense.
No, no, no, no, no! A raid!
You don't stand a chance with so many lost!
Oh, shit. This is not too late. Do you not give up hope?
Okay, okay, hold up.
Well, because me, Bia's gonna die.
Yeah, I can already tell this grasp is doing numbers on the encoder.
Holy shit
Can I break this
All right, who's up here?
Yowink!
Red and sushies!
What the fuck?
You weak red and sushies.
What the fuck?
Shadow, hold on one sec.
Oh, there's no blood. Maybe the whole game is a play. This is actually a feeder.
And the scene!
Alright guys, lunch!
Alright guys, lunch! Get up Henry! Get up!
Those are red-ass apples!
Ah!
We beat!
What is the only way through to the church?
The church!
I already press Q to heal, I already ate the sausage.
I already did, I healed during the combat.
Yeah, I gotta bounce super early today, like after this demo.
Nah, I was gonna do a full stream, I just have some something I gotta do that I need
to go. It's like you one tap at everybody as long as their guard breaks.
killed everyone being case mom and dad and everyone is dead
use paper to unlock new skills paper
health upgrade
I have 10.
I must keep searching.
Oh, can I crouch?
I was too late.
Something tells me what not the correct way.
Oh wait.
Goddamn, I'm good.
Goddamn, I'm good!
He's not a fan of this.
My pack can't hold this.
Oh, so you just pick up a bunch of food and just eat it all.
One food equals one heart.
Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa.
I don't think she's a knight though. She said I could never be a knight.
I
Cannot lose you
Okay, can I eat apples? Oh, there's bread here
I cannot carry more provisions
okay hold on hold on
what's this then a knight's those blood is
speak up my sword shall speak for me
It's weird, sometimes it guards and sometimes it doesn't.
I'm doing something incorrectly.
Oh!
I thought she was gonna be dead.
You have taught me honor and respect.
Watch upon me now.
Let my sword strike true.
Mother, you have given me the courage to be myself.
Guide my steps on this forlorn journey.
Those that I have failed today may I one day be worthy of your forgiveness.
Bianca, you are all that is left to me.
I shall save you this I vow
Hmm
Okay, I think the thing is I know people keep getting split on the protagonist. I really don't care
I think the combat was all right and then like the it was an okay game
But the actual gameplay was like all right the combat was a little man and then everything was popping in some of the environments look good, but
Shit chat I was gonna do a full stream today just
the weather kind of got shit here and I got to do something so it was bad so I
kind of just got to bounce right now I'll be live tomorrow next stream
Saturday. Just a little turbulence. Until next time people, GG, enjoy your night. I
just got a bounce bounce. Thank you guys for chilling.