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We need to get out of here!
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Oh my good people
Oh seven let us catch me how we get off on such a high gas doing what up what up a
Hello hello on time
On time ready to rock I know I know sometimes it happens
Sometimes it works out that way
I guess doing chat how is the life how was super battle golf it was it was good
It was a solid game.
I could play more of that and enjoy it.
I could.
Uh, well, bro, uh-uh, um, the streamers ruined it.
Hmm, if it was just like super random, it'd be nice.
Wow, this is very vibrant.
27 meg, it's rare that a high megabyte wallpaper
actually delivers, this is a nice one.
Usually they're like weird.
It's like a low res movie you download.
This one was actually a good one, it's clean.
Check ping pong demo Wow animated short bro Phil retired. I know I saw yesterday, dude. I saw I
Seen it bro. I
Saw it man
AI Japanese letters is it is this AI oh
Oh, well, dammit, dammit.
Oh, dammit, dammit.
We are doomed, bro.
We already know.
We've already established that a while ago.
99% of your wallpapers have been AI.
Dude, I never said I was perfect, bro, okay?
It's still visually, it knows how to make crispy lines.
I don't mean to download them, just some of them can pass as I could imagine someone making this.
The overlords, can we not have the daily 30 men AI rant today, bro?
I the dude you brought it up, bro. He brought it up
He brought it up
Into the fire, I know I'm looking forward to this game. I would love to play this today
into the fire there's no demo right yeah this game I already saw this yeah I
wish listed it looks cool it looks very nice finally we have a fire dev who's
like yo I'm insane at making fire let me just make a video game about how I'm so
good at showing fire. Finally. Peng Pong? What is Peng Pong? What do we have here? What do we got here?
you.
you
you
you
you
you
Sorry chat, I'll just sit here, what do we have here?
Kang-Pong
It does look kind of decent
Another one. Yeah, man. Looks like it could be decent.
One on buddy, one on buddy.
Chabby boat. Oh, dude.
How is it already a sub Sunday tomorrow?
What the fuck just happened?
And are we here? Excuse me.
Excuse me. I feel like just yesterday I was like, we have two votes.
Dude, we have four hundred eighty five votes, people.
Oh, my God.
We need to step it up here pronto
I'm 15
Go go go
Go go
Have we talked about Philly yeah, yeah yesterday
Some people are like who cares
We got a weird audience.
You have seen the dragonkin trailer.
Oh my god, that was so loud.
Dragonkin trailer.
Let me see.
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
I'm thinking of retiring.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, I'll die for this.
Hello, hunters.
Let's explore the city of Montescal in Dragon King.
Chad, anyone here use an Apple TV?
Montescal is the center of your operations.
I'm thinking of retiring the G4 NVIDIA shield
Lot of scale starts at level one. Oh, no. What do you mean? I thought that was good
I thought the apple is like the best one
Bro, there's like some weird shit and not the NVIDIA shield is good
But I have a bug with my LG TV where if you turn it on it doesn't
Detect the signal of the shield
It developed. So you got to constantly toggle it on and off. It's annoying as shit.
You have CEC on, I do. Nothing's changed. It deteriorated over time. And now sometimes
it's almost like it doesn't connect the signal. And you got to just on and off it.
reset it you think so I use a Mac mini for a multimedia server I think dude they
need to just come up with a new Nvidia shield or something and video shield is
the best Android TV box
yeah
Ask false man. He works for Apple. Okay, brother. I would have never thought. False man doesn't seem like a professional.
But he's there. Oh, bro. It depends on the chat room. It depends on the chat room.
You can use your iPhone as a remote with Apple TV. Dude, that's kind of whatever.
Use the LG TV apps. They are fine.
True. True. That's an alternative. You're not wrong.
You could just use that because then why do I use the Nvidia Shield?
I just plugged in the Nvidia Shield and just went the shield route.
You could just use the... Maybe it's time to switch.
though connect your TV to the internet yeah I don't I don't do that and video
shield doesn't have HDR 10 plus use a console yeah actually that makes sense
to use a console for the city of Montesquieu what is that game the banished
serving as a how much this factory reset it center of your operations you can
Prepare, improve, and share your progress.
Modest scale starts at level one and can progress...
Level one!
What even is this?
It's a PlayStation game.
Optimize and customize your skills, unlock the Draconic Atlas to obtain information and bonuses against your enemies, and many other improvements.
Each improvement unlocked in the City of Modescale is accompanied by a visual transformation, with entire neighborhoods opening up or shops expanding.
A city can be created online, allowing you to invite your friends or join another player's
city.
All participants contribute to the city's development and benefit from the upgrades
that are unlocked.
You can also exchange equipment and practice.
This game's kind of good, I play lots.
It looks like a weird Diablo, like a shittier Diablo.
the adventure of dragon kid the banished actually looks like they made a shittier
Diablo visual that's what it looks like it has the D4 UI yeah it does very
Diablo-esque that's not bad no well maybe the systems are better maybe
Some fate trigger demo today bro, what are you on about? Why do you want me to play the
weeb br dude? The screenshots make it not look bad. At all. I mean, shit. The midnight walkers
Dude, the problem with this game is no one plays it.
So it'd be going in and playing with no one.
You know?
Weed games are played only if hashtag add.
Honestly, dude, I mean, what can I say, man?
What can I say, bro?
hide the man and not wrong because I don't think I would load that up unless that were the case
YouTube moving to a b1 blah blah blah blah a horror plant what is this
This looks like it hurts to look at.
What do we have here?
Is this a...
Is this a clicker game?
It's an idle game?
I think this could not, this could be decent, it could be, it could be decent.
The style is kinda, kinda cool.
I don't mind incremental games.
Some people think these are slop, I don't think so.
I think a really good one has a very satisfying feel to it.
I think it's a genre.
If you like it, you see what it provides.
I don't mind it at all.
Have you played the new BF6 map?
No, bro.
I'm not going back to season 10.
Try empty the ocean with a bucket.
Dude, that sounds ridiculous.
Empty the ocean wait with a bucket. Literally what you do in this game?
This is completely unacceptable Wow
I've been putting in so much effort and you just you never listen always about you always about your
This is pointless
Wow, and then he actually did it game about it dude
What is the next final fantasy dude like what is it gonna be how what is it gonna be what
What are they going to do?
I feel like this is going to be such a make or break year.
It's going to be insane.
It's going to be Final Fantasy part three.
What do you mean?
I'm talking about the new one.
Sixteen?
What do you mean?
Do they skip new Final Fantasies for the remake?
Seventeen?
What are we talking about here?
The remake is huge.
Are you telling me they're chilling on 17 production
for the sake of remake part three?
They don't make them, they don't have like two,
they must have two dev teams
unless they're going all in on seven part three.
I don't know. I don't know. I hope they're working on the 17
Yes, we've seen Dench attack. I'm so curious what they're gonna do with that man. Oh my
I don't really care about part three, bro. I don't I don't care
They're taking it slow for 17. You know what maybe they're waiting on 17 to wait for the ps6
True
We're we're in ps6 times now he has five is old news
Hey, it's Thomas, you know your brother
You said you would visit me here, but you never did
Oh, this looks kinda maybe...
You're a Jedi stuck on an island.
All you have is the force.
Wait, is this not a survival game?
Is it more like you're like a platformer?
It looks pretty cool actually, it's a good trailer.
Why not man, why not?
PS6 won't be announced? Oh my god, that's true. You're not wrong. And then the PS6, because of how RAM is. And storage.
Wasn't it SSDs as well? So why now PS6 it's like bro what the hell are we doing?
And GPUs obviously. I remember someone said the future if this keeps up unless
you know the future is gonna be cloud gaming. They're just gonna push heavily
for cloud gaming. It's just going to be too expensive. Deep snow delivery. That's going
to be the end game. I don't like it. I didn't say I'd like it, but I totally see how that
a bead the end
You play a retired tank.
Whoa!
And we'll remain so.
Real.
Wally tanky?
Yeah, I mean, it's got it's got the Death Stranding vibe to it, so you got to lock
in to some long trekking.
All right, you got to be ready for that shit.
You got to be ready to hold left stick for like 20 minutes in the snow.
the tank lie as stranded like dark and darker added parrying and reposting on all weapons
so it's more like shivery really dark and fucking darker man is she
It's super good now dark and darker.
The wipe is really good.
What is the wipe bro?
You type that in and it's only the witcher.
Yeah, but for some Sunday boys vote for some Sunday
Bro we got motherfucking yo next week is marathon, please be good
I'm not gonna lie dude. Yes marathon lol, but bro everybody's gonna be playing it
The most hyped thing in marathon. I don't know how it works. I will say
The thief drone bot looks like it's fun
Okay, in an extractor environment, all right, you're telling me a bunch of console plebs
and PC plebs load into servers and you have a drone that can just quickly yank, loot,
and then drone delivery it to yourself. That's fucking hilarious.
In my mind, it seems funny and it would be a good mechanic. I have no idea though.
I'm gonna enjoy it. Fuck you guys. You guys always got fucking shit in your teas. I don't care
Sounds annoying yeah for you for the receiving end
Of course, you're gonna enjoy hashtag ad that you guys are fucking some of you guys are cringe
voice. I'm not gonna lie. Play it before YouTubers leak the meta. That's gonna be in like the first day.
He always says that and then just goes to see us as usual. What's wrong? What's wrong about that?
I don't follow. What's wrong? Boys out here, little bros out here criticizing someone else's gaming
journey yet has the absolute fucking trash level gaming experiences himself relax pal
relax
it's funny how much you shit it on it when it came out i did shit on it
i did but i know they changed a lot of stuff i was the first one to stop playing it bro i knew
It was potato. I know they changed. I can still be optimistic. It was an alpha
Let's see how it is on launch
I can still
Be a bit optimistic about it. Even if the whole site will be sponsored to play the game
like you guys
Think very small here
Gonna play it anyways
For how long I don't fucking know
It might actually be kind of fun and I'll play it for a bit. If not, I don't know
Same thing could happen with Arc Raiders
But for some reason you guys are very small-minded when it comes to these things. I don't know what to tell you
Have you seen panline on steam it's little mirrors edge
Some of your favorite streamers do ads, but you don't even see the hashtag add
because you don't even read the full fucking 140 character limit of the title
because you're watching on your phone but you're stupid and you think the
person is legitimately playing it like what are you even saying I keep my
title small so you see it right there I'll start leaving at the end so you
guys are stay confused. If Marathon doesn't do well, Sony will probably shut
them down too. I don't think you're wrong. I don't think you're wrong. I mean
destinies basically kind of like you know I mean they're going all in on
Marathon unless they have another project and this is kind of like they're
one game and there's a bigger project I don't know them as I was saying before
these dumbasses yanked the conversation Marathon is next week and
Resident Evil and another game that I can't think of right now
Wait, wow, midnight. I thought wow, midnight's in March.
True, I should always just have the title hashtag add so the fucking they're just confused
all day.
They'll never know.
Why don't you just do that?
If it's always there, you'll never know.
Crimson Desert on March 19th?
Well, yeah, that's in a bit.
Crimson Desert's also a question.
a 50-50 we could do some rounds of super battle golf it was kind of funny it was
funny it was a well-made game it's gonna have a small community it's kind of
funny it was a solid concept and it just worked the quality of the game was
good. I'll play a little bit of this. Why not streamer bait? It's more fun with the
randoms.
Um, I'm all good on this one, brother.
I'm all good on this one, brother.
Sticks came out.
I played the demo of this.
There was an attempt.
I think they kind of missed the mark.
Uh, I'm gonna say this is mixed.
Mostly positive old.
I, whoa, whoa, whoa, no con.
If like me, you're a fan of the franchise, run away.
Great game.
So far as Jasper, a man or a woman, spare me the multi gender BS.
I don't know.
So he's referring to something that he didn't enjoy.
Goblin on these nuts.
Vertically is superb, the AI is real dumb, but who cares?
Not enough competent stealth games for us unks.
This game is kind of like niche, you really need to like this style to, you know, dive into this.
You gotta like the old ass one.
Placid, plastic, uh, Placid, Plastic?
Let me sit here.
Hey roaches, this is good stuff.
I've played this before.
I've played this for .6 hours.
Seat Wokey!
Arms of God.
Wokey Pokey!
I remember seeing this.
You don't refund the games? No, I don't.
It's like buying a ticket to the amusement park.
Every game is an amusement park, but you bought the ticket, buddy. It might suck.
But you still bought the ticket
Ah, we have your Pluto
Luto there's two of them man, which one?
March 29th 2026 this one a rogue like deck builder. Oh boy
the
by me which fire on steam
it depends
are you have a cat profile picture to cute cat
a thousand plus messages
Following for three years
You don't seem like a fuck. All right, sure man
How about I paypal you the amount of the game because I don't feel like adding you to steam I
Sent you a twitch message man I
I sent you a twitch message, bro
How much is witchfire I'll send you 40 bucks
Because I gotta then add your ass to steam
And then you're gonna be like I didn't get it and I'm gonna be like brah I don't even see your name
So if I just give you the 40 bucks you can just what if I don't have PayPal oh my
fucking god. Here, I'm going to send you my shit and then you just figure out how to
add me. I bet steam has some protection where I can't even send you a gift copy if you're
you on my friends list. I swear that's a thing. I just sent you the steam thing. Doesn't it have
something like that? For three days, just give him a steam code. It would be amazing if you could
gift. I guess it doesn't make sense. If you could gift a code, give him a gift card and give him
the code. See all this is a pain in the ass.
Okay, well, then if he adds me to steam, sure.
Add me to steam, bro.
That's your Twitch whisper, all right?
Tell me when you're good.
Tell me when you're good, buddy.
Tell me when you're good, Chibra.
Oh, you have to actually send it.
You can't just keep the gift in your inventory.
Yikes.
Oh, wait, I see you.
There you go, man.
It was instant.
All right, now I'm taking you off the friend's list, but just confirm you got it.
It says you got it.
It says you got it, bro.
Let's see.
This one friend, dude, whatever, Brian, the friend list is ridiculous.
All right, what are we doing here, boys?
What are we doing?
Anything else happen in gaming other than Xbox?
X-Box.
X-Box.
What do we have here?
I think the franchise is dead.
Saints Row design director says IP owner ghosted his prequel pitch.
Saints Row.
Saints Row was good, but I think by the time they hit like the third one people were kind of burned out of Saints Row
Am I wrong?
Or it was like good and then it's like okay lol we lulled enough
Relax unless the third one was good. Oh
I mean a reviewed well
Wait, didn't they do a reboot of this game and it was bad
Wasn't there a reboot a
a remake I think is that where it went to shit oh yeah it was just called
saints row this game just kind of like came out and no one really cared oh yeah
wow they really changed
they really changed it
I mean, okay, it was a reboot of the series, please play the first splinter cell.
Oh, you got it.
All right.
Nice, man.
Two was better than GTA at the time.
Who'd you rather?
Sure buddy, sure.
Bro, I played Wind Rose already. It was good when I played it. I enjoyed it. It was good.
I don't think I'm gonna go back and play it though until it comes out.
I
Silly Polly Beast the silly Polly Beast
No, I saw this
But I should load up God of War
Honestly, I don't know what else to play. I don't mind going back and playing that. I was enjoying it. I was enjoying it. I just, you know, you play a single player game sometimes after a bit, you're like, or I'll come back to this shit.
You can play Crystal as well.
Tomorrow's Sub-Sunday, I can't beat that in a day.
Townsville.
What is this?
No, I don't Ron.
Negative.
Negative.
Negative.
Negative.
What lies ahead could be like gold man game yesterday was wicked good
There was a little too much dialogue at times, but the actual game was very very good. That game is gonna be a mega hit
Now that game is gonna be huge time's ticking I'm growing it was really good I
Have to say I didn't think you'd make it this far
Needless to say, you have built my empire well. However, with all that building, you seem to have forgotten the most important thing.
Mega hit for the respectable crowd. It won't hit Ori levels, but it is Ori level.
I have played that killer ducky I have blood west full release
Which one oh, yeah, this game was actually really good what it can't it's full release didn't this already full release a while ago
Yeah, a little too much yapping at times in Goldman, but other than that, I enjoyed the
gameplay.
Experience is a first-person adventure game.
What do you mean?
A low-level mud crap.
Go ahead.
Pick me up.
Get to know me.
Explore my body.
Oh, wow!
You've got such firm hands.
Man, you've got a grip.
And they're well-moisturized too.
You have done this before, haven't you?
You're a professional.
A professional picker-up, or not too you are.
Put me down, please.
In the game, I run a high-fantasy theme park adventure.
CrossFit Business Seminar. Its purpose is to unlock the greatest loot of them all.
Financial freedom. Become successful, just like me.
Afford any luxury items, such as crab lamp, crab rug, race car bed, crab clock, and crab phone.
I've never played this. We try to make small details like pressing a button feel good.
Oh sorry, sure it's been more specific. Not that button. Yes. These buttons.
The demo's good. What the hell?
When you're ready, press my nipples to activate the mechanism. They are especially sensitive
buttons. Please take care when pressing them. Don't push too quick.
Get you this new business idea and we're shopping.
If you liked any of that, please go wishlist a dungeon experience.
Are you still there? You want more for that wishlist, don't you, hum?
Tactical Loop Management Rogue Light Loop Bound
Loop Bound!
The demo is actually solid.
sure man sure was play lords of the fallen
true have you seen this I played crystal for sub sunday I did it was decent I
I could do a play through of it super battle golf. We could do a couple of matches of super battle golf
Return to halls of torment
Play Geo guesser it ended off with a sweet dessert
Counter-strike to
dude I don't know if we're doing that man some CS later maybe did you see game macho
Oh
Mucho
We've got a real problem the general was kidnapped
By whom and how we were on a mission in Camp hatch and search for those bugs
We don't know what they are but our weapons don't work on them
No way an alien invasion multiple anomalies brah such as bursts of energy from these strange crystals
We compared the energy signature
Max, it's the same as yours
We believe that with your abilities you will be able to communicate with the bugs and fight back against them
Ah, hello! Is everybody coming in peace? Because I certainly am.
Do we know what they're looking for?
They want something back from humans, and everywhere I go, they attack without reason.
You are not coming into this battle with your bare hands.
will make you tools that will alleviate your illness and give you strength like never before
this is your chance to not only find a cure but to save the entire world cool no pressure
you're gonna have to come up with something better than that to get rid of me
and I jinxed it
I'm chilling there. I'm chilling. I'm chilling there, bro. Concord single-player edition.
Final, final, final, final. It's got online PvP. Chill, brother. It might actually be good,
Maybe, maybe, farm to table demo, farm to table.
this looks cozy why not man that look cozy bro why not man why not it's not
co-op it was AI with him burglings gnomes I played it on sub Sunday man I did
I'm trying chat. I'm trying here boys
Okay, I'm trying to see what we're headed here guys
See bucket game
Speedrunners 2 demo. I played it, it was okay. SimCity.
Let's set up the golf game maybe and then go from there or something.
You know, this was kind of funny.
Vitality, Mongols, semi-finals in 10 minutes.
What is this?
Oh, I saw that already.
Desperados, Wanted, Dead or Alive.
Chat, what are you guys playing, boys?
What are you guys playing?
I could do some honestly randomly Geo guessers the most fun right now one of not a game off
steam I can only play so much of it though sometimes it gets a little annoying to play
especially when you need to travel on a road that's like way too long
this my crap killer what happened to the other one I feel like that game came
out and no one's really playing it I tell we got another one boys hold up we
got another one April 8th and then also the bohemian one was a bit of a letdown
It has more of like a teardown style to it.
This one doesn't look bad though, this looks kinda cool.
This- This actually kinda looks better than Hytale.
The thing is, Hytale is so early. I mean, I guess you gotta judge Hytale when it comes out.
It feels a bit like content.
Uh, it needs more content.
It seemed a little more on the side of Teardown though, it was good.
Yeah, it needs more time.
I look decent man why not they even said it was super early.
It's been in development.
sand simulation.
Oh, is this the same game?
The dev.
I think Hytale was too similar to Minecraft is what the problem was for a game that has had so much hype.
It is a super early version, but it literally is just like.
Minecraft again, but like with way less shit.
Yeah, that hurts to look at.
Thousands of voxels in my voxel game.
Okay.
Yeah, that hurts to look at.
It is a work in progress, but we're getting there.
How about like mining a rock or something?
Oh, this is interesting.
But that's cool, sure.
This kind of seems more like a way more sequel style, if I'm thinking of a Minecraft 2.
This is almost like voxels on crack.
Yeah, this seems like the evolution of the style.
Yeah, like teardown.
If Hytale was more like teardown, but Minecraft, that would seem more like a sequel.
Or Minecraft 2.
But yeah, no one would be able to run the game.
just it requires insane CPU.
Power.
Desperados.
Which one is Desperados, brother?
There's 50 Desperados.
Which one, dude?
Wanted, dead or alive?
2001, brah.
What are we doing here?
Control playthrough is gonna happen.
I'm still waiting, I'm still waiting.
It is so random dude, I'm not playing this.
Teardown multiplayer is out, I played it
and it was super laggy.
Unless they patched it and it's way better now or something.
No, like it was more network lag.
Outward to playtest action rpg which one was this again outward this sounds so familiar
I've played it apparently for an hour.
Oh yeah, wait, this actually has a second one?
Anyone try this?
Oh you don't get instant access.
Playtest is super early.
all my what would it be like to live the life of a common adventure how does it
play out when ordinary people must achieve extraordinary things
the
We'll have intensity be defined by the comp that came before.
A time to ponder.
What does it take to vanquish with its bigger and meaner than you?
It's going to take everything you got.
Well, you guys said it's not even worth playing right now, it looked like it looked I
Oh buddy. Alright guys, let's play some Super Battle Golf and see what's going on here.
Does anyone still play on this? Super Battle Golf? Super Battle Golf? Alright, yesterday
I was figuring out how to play. Today is getting to the top of a leaderboard. You refunded
it.
Super Battle Gold!
Romstead?
Yeah, there's not a single demo that has made me want to download.
You didn't even...what even is Romstead?
You didn't spell it correctly.
Tall glass of microplastics?
You were being bullied in the game?
Oh, my god.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I'm coming.
Oh, I'm coming, Drew.
How do you start the game, guy?
All right.
Oh
How do you start the game guy?
All right
This game is gonna have a small community this is like oh dear
I'm going I'm going
I'm going
See guys at the finish line
See ya guys!
Okay.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Like I had that key bind into F4.
Hold up buddy, I'm collecting items here, alright.
Alright, here it is.
Launch that shit.
launch that shit, drink some coffee, dodge this shit, steal this guy's car, get fucked,
leave this, shoot this guy in the face, miss, bounce, try, what the fuck are you doing that
thing?
It is a shotgun you gotta be close. Oh, I see the finish line
GG boys
Sex the sex?
I'm not fucking sure.
Ah!
Get a knife!
Sex the sex.
Yo, hit me. If you shoot me again, dog, like fucking blow me.
How many shots do you got?
Oh, I had three shots.
Wait, I was making so many stupid shit out of me.
Back the fuck up.
Oh my god.
I was trying to sabotage but I sabotaged myself
Oh, we still have eight pars
There's still eight pars, dude
Yeah, how many maps this game have
Are you a little...
I don't think there's a decent amount of this one.
Here it is, here it is.
You're a fucking prick, you know that?
No!
What the fuck is that stuff?
Did that just hit the... it looks like there's targeted...
You know what?
Fuckin' dirty dog.
Oh yeah, this is out of bounds.
Uh-oh.
It has 27 maps?
What?
That's impressive.
Really?
Hey.
Usually what the problem is, there aren't enough maps.
Really?
Hey.
Usually the problem is there aren't enough maps.
Oh, 115 makes it a homing?
Yeah, get back here, bro! Get back here, dude!
You know what? That's what we're doing there.
No one's got- Oh, thank you!
No one has done this yet.
the ball we got copy of the ball
are you kidding are you kidding
Yeah, that one's fucking way, yeah, it's on.
I'm shooting a bit, but it's on.
It comes up over time.
Were you just on your couch?
This guy just thought of talking on an open mic on a phone.
Open ground, dude.
I
Let's do it
Wait, you just need to hit once what
Oh
We're going up. We're going up. We're going 60. Did you take a look at a super battle go?
Buddy open Mike buddy
Wait, you can dive mid-air with the help?
Okay, okay, I don't know if you can do that.
Ah, yes.
Yes.
What?
We're going 45 hit.
I don't know where that's going oh my god what the hell
There you go boys. Right there. Right there. Right here. Why? Dude, how heavy- what?
brown
No, no
I beat him I beat him not last
Not last
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go dude!
No one's gonna stand up.
Yo, why?
Fuck you, that's why.
Really dude?
You should probably drop that here.
This better be a golf cart.
Orbital laser? Yeah, fuck you, bro.
I'm not gonna die!
I'm not gonna die!
Holy shit!
Okay, take your hands off of me, yeah?
I'm gonna fucking play some doll!
Your mother's a nice shot!
Fuck, you just great ace, come back!
Nice shot!
You got pimple, bro. Kill this guy, he's alive.
Okay, okay, relax!
I got a lot of I got a lot of meters here go go go go I can make this bounce
back all I don't know about this that make it your mother's okay what is the
range of this
Only one guy got it in so far.
Don't mess up, people.
Don't mess up, vibe.
Don't fall in the picture.
Fucking bomb.
Watch out, bro.
Oh, he's folding.
There you go.
Oh, my God!
Why does he have that?
Yo, don't crack under pressure, Penful.
He's gotta put it out now.
Dude, this is the worst race car thing out.
Come on.
Get it down.
Bones it.
I hit a tree.
No!
Dude, how, man?
I need some wheels friend double shotgun
of
the
Oh, I have to actually activate it.
Oh, that's very far.
Oh, they get an initial shield there so you can't do anything.
I
Make it
Yeah, that was a worth it
Come on man!
Dude we're both
Last place fighting amongst themselves. We got to work together here garbanzo
We got to work together here dude
4
2
1
2
1
2
1
2
1
2
1
2
1
2
send it how much we talking there what's the what's the meterage wait for me wait please
Please!
Please!
Honestly, nice.
We're at the end.
Can't even get that out.
Let me tell you that, this guy.
Thanks for your help.
No, I've got another one!
Relax, buddy, relax.
Dude, Garbanzo hates me, bro.
Move!
Bitch!
Fucking run boss!
Tympo, fucking bitch, move!
Uh oh.
Yeah, I think I was gonna get my nose.
Fuck that.
Watch out!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Alright, I'm not, I'm not, that's mean man, that's mean.
come on ball get it all that's so mean that
all right nah dude that's mean dude
you gotta step it back your mom's other fit
Right
Yeah
Oh
Oh
No one gets that, no one gets that.
Oh, I don't know where that goes.
That's gonna penalties sure of me.
Yeah, this map is not it.
I can make this.
I think.
Thank you man, thank you.
Thank you brother.
Okay brother.
All mine boys, all mine.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No!
Oh my god!
Dude!
Are you serious man?
So what can you do?
The ending?
I always get...
No dude, no.
No, no, no.
No, this will be the pubgy bridge.
Oh, this is sudden.
Oh, the fuck are you so fast, man?
Dude, come on, man.
oh my god I got another one here
the
the
the
the
the
the
boys
No, no
That's so bad
that
You got it
This is sabotage
Okay
Big last I'm good. This is an absolute sabotage, okay
All right, sending it
from what I was inside the fucking thing
oh my god
Oh
There it is boys there it is
Oh, there it is.
Oh, I whiffed.
Yeah, less hits, more points.
Yeah, sometimes it's hard to line up the butt.
Wait, that was the end? No!
Dude, dead last?
Ah, we gotta do this again.
All right, sit
Okay
Can adjust my avatar for I'm going to default guys
Wait, do you get a speed boost if you hit it right at a hundred percent
why man why okay apparently the mushrooms explode oh no what the fuck you
can drop your shit
Three day
Relax
Thank you for the boost back
You're welcome, brother
This your ball bro, this your ball, this your ball
Oh, I hate you for passing
Come on, man
Oh
That sucks, do you have to run all the way back? Yeah, it's sometimes hard to put it
Dude, it's difficult man
Because if you it doesn't look like you're gonna hit it hard, but the bar goes up so fast
Oh
No
Move bro, what are you doing? Fuck
No! Right on the landmine! God damn it!
Oh
Now watch out for the mines, bro
What the hell?
What is this mine flash?
Holy shit he died.
Really?
Miss...
H.
Fuck!
Are you kidding me, man?
Damn homing this all.
Oh my god. Dude, this is what I'm talking about.
It's like a...
It's so fast.
How?
That was like... Dude, that was a 50-20% hit
that flew across the whole thing.
five, four, three, two, one, go!
Power builds up so fast.
Oh!
No...
What?!
Bitch.
Okay.
How the hell did that penalty stroke after all of that oh my oh my oh my god
Okay
All right
That's going in the water
Oh my god.
Alright whatever, whatever, whatever.
Oh
My god, whatever whatever whatever
I
First place
Are you kidding me right now?
Are you kidding me, dude?
We're in, we're in, we're in.
get back
alright come on come on come on come on come on
thank you
really really
alright then what the, what the
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
He's so good.
Dude!
This fucking game, bro.
This game is something.
This game is something, dude.
can't finish the race
dude but the it's so fast
and go the meter goes up so fast and if you're not positioned correctly you miss
4, 3, 2, 1, go!
Alright, let's sit here, let's sit here, locking in, locking in. Locked in gaming.
Come on, man!
Fuck you, Henry.
Oh, that sucks.
Oh, your mother.
That was messed up.
What's up, man? Get out of my way.
Maybe, maybe.
I need this, I need this.
Come on, come on, come on, oh my god!
You're kidding, was there a landmine there?
Oh my god
Oh my dude
I don't know what this damn man...
I swear that guy is... you can throw the landmines?
What?
I thought you had to place them.
You just shot them all out.
Oh!
Oh, wait, what?
Yeah, how did he do that?
Oh my god, you can throw them.
Oh, I got a good item here.
Yeah, you can shoot them too.
These guys are already all the way here.
I don't know how this guy is so good at not getting... somehow this guy doesn't get hit.
This is like when the guy in Mario Kart never gets targeted and just looks at the first place.
Oh my god.
Oh, you.
Yes!
That's good.
Oh my god.
Thank you.
Wow, that made me jump on the leaderboard.
The rocket at the end is so strong.
and seven oh this map is a doozy this map is a doozy and a half 107 oh my god I'm
I'm gonna camp this item.
Really good.
There's my bullets.
Oh!
No.
No.
Why?
I really hate you, oh my god man.
Your mother.
Oh my god.
I'll take forth. I'll take forth. I'm okay with that.
That sucks.
Yeah, chat, Voversep Sunday, by the way, Voversep Sunday.
There it is, guys, going up the ranks, not going to hit first place.
The host clearly has cheats on.
All right, wait, what was this whole seven?
Wait, I didn't get a boost that time.
It was a hundred.
I guess you don't always get a boost.
Oh
Boys minds
Oh
What in the air?
You're kidding that's bull dude, what?
Are you serious right now? Is this a joke?
You're kidding dude!
Dude, oh my god man, oh my god dude.
What even is this game?
Thank you!
Oh my fucking god, what the fuck?
Okay, okay, hold up, oh my god, top four, top four!
Thank you, man, thank you, thank you so much, man.
really three items in a row what the hell is this
I missed holy shit
You're joking.
Oh my god.
Wow, it went in.
Oh
There it is only 450
Five seconds no pressure man
Oh, that was the last hole.
You just guard that hole and hit everyone else's ball away.
Yes, you technically can.
Chat, hold up boys, I gotta take a SHIT, hold up.
I'm sorry about that chat.
Oh my god.
should I own one more lobby? 16 players? 16 players. Let's see. Is this the casual 16 players?
With an orbital laser as soon as you log in? That hit nobody? A little late to it. Oh,
that's going in the water.
Ow.
Oh dude, if I get a rocket here, that's like 10 kills.
It wasn't worth it.
Dude I was going for the wait oh my god I finished I was gonna try to rocket them
so I went for the item I finished I got the achieve for finishing in OT
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!
Nice!
Shut!
Alright, now I get a speed boost.
I don't get it.
Why am I getting these random speed minutes?
Oh my god, first in a 16 player lobby.
Guys, are you kidding me right now?
skills. Are you serious? I trained for this. Oh my god. Look at this old man. What's up
Oh, chat.
Oh, chat.
Oh.
Come on, I'm not letting you.
Yeah, I think he's speaking to you guys.
Or just a random chat.
Hi.
You're being spoken to.
Nice nice I joined halfway in
There's the landmine every time someone hits it, you get an insane speed boost.
This is so strong.
Yeah, take that monkey.
What dude?
Yo, uh, is your jade head?
Are you kidding me?
Is this a joke right now?
Is this a joke?
oh my god buddy oh my god buddy
okay
dude
oh brother oh brother
Oh my lord.
All right, dude.
Wow.
Okay, okay.
Hold up, hold up.
This game is crazy because it has 27 maps. I feel like these type of random little mini game style games always have like two maps.
You're lucky I don't spawn next to you.
the
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
I want that item!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
You're kidding. You're kidding. You're joking. You're just put a landmine right there.
Okay, that is far, and I need means of travel.
No one's got it in yet.
No one's got it in yet.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, oh my god dude!
We'll take it, we'll take it, we'll take it.
4th and a 16 man late to the game. I joined up the fourth hole
Are you kidding me? Tell me one inch away. Oh my god, who's is that?
Okay, wait, how much which one is this? Oh
Oh, you can once after this.
Oh, keep pimples.
Oh, what the fuck, man?
Keep pimples.
I gotta do this again.
Why you got pimples back, dude?
Bro, stop saying my name.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
Okay.
Nice.
Oh stop saying my name.
Thank you man, thank you. Okay. Nice, nice. Let's move, let's move.
Let's take a swim. Let's take a swim, Zeep.
Let's get in the water. No, no, no. You're getting in the water, Zeep. You're getting in the water.
Are you kidding? Oh my god.
What the? Oh, you two shot. Get in the water.
should buy a floating oh pimples up in here
1.
What?
Did I only kill one guy?
Ha! See that, a pimple!
How did my ball get all the way over there?
Oh, I hit the...
Man, that's sick, that's crazy.
Man, your ball's right here.
You just gotta hit it an inch, man.
Man, Jack, just hit the ball.
Oh, my God!
Oh, dude.
Man, you should've hit the ball, dude.
Dude, the blowback is...
Come on, man.
Damn.
down hell, baby.
see ya!
You're with me, Zed. I have coffee. I need a golf cart.
Yeah. That was it. I need a golf cart, please.
Oh nice, I got one.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Where the hell did my ball go?
Yo Zeep, you should play the game.
You should try hitting your ball, dude.
Honestly, if you hit the ball, it'll help.
Buddy
Oh brother
Maybe maybe maybe I'll take this I'll take this you see
When the ball when of all when of all
You see
I
See if you're not very good at this game
Yeah, I can hear you what you gotta fucking play the game right there
Try hitting the ball in the hole there you're just not playing the game right
You know how to play golf okay, you gotta hit it in the hole
Whoa, it doesn't look like you're really trying that hard, dude.
What the hell's going on?
We've all been wondering, get the fuck out of my way, T-Shop. My part.
Oh my god, bro. It's only getting a rocket launcher, dude.
Yo, who is this guy? I'm trying to get him.
God damn
Oh save
All right 60 man fresh G9 par
All right, I want a fresh match here now time to tell my snake salesman
streamers are annoying that's what I'm saying it's your fault for fucking popularizing them man
I blame the viewer dude
very job guys your shit taste has become mainstream dreads
what do you mean bro I just screamed for the walls back in the day you guys fucked it all up
I
Don't watch
All right, 16 nine bar new
Yeah, what is the difference between the right click and the left at it's the same it's literally the same
Oh wait, wow, I'm horrible at this game. I see why I've been sucking ass this whole time because it's been just chaos
Nope, it's literally just an aim. I thought it was for putting
I did that just changed the whole game first place. No excuse
What am I
Oh
Yeah, where do you customize yourself?
Aw, he closed the lobby, bruh
13 10 man runs
Cooked lobby they're on the last one. Oh, it just ended wait what oh people left
I see
What am I getting secret achievement do you have a giraffe head?
So if you climb on top of a building where you like cuss on your character, I'll go to
like the tippy top.
So you gotta get boots and then you jump on these things and then you get it, yeah.
What we got there?
We got eight.
Put it back there.
What the hell are these hair styles bro?
Alright how many players is this?
Alright, I'm gonna fuck some of these mom
Wait, I thought those two were six feet
They look like they're next to this bitch
God damn it!
Get fucked
I hold London, I am going to keep behind you and fuck him up
You joined a different lobby I'm leaving. I want to play on the 16 man.
I'm 11. 200% crazy mode.
Make my own. It was better when it was the full random lobby.
Dude, I just figured out how to play the game man.
This looks like maybe custom 7 of 18. Oh
You need one in the driving range
200% crazy mode sounds not it
All right fine 13 man
watch out wait I'm in the ground I'm in the ground I'm on the fucking hood
you can change it all right I'm changing this to a oh wait you can change the
color of the ball
Oh
Shesh the drippy he's dripping
Yeah, I don't know what the hell I'm doing right now
I don't even know dude. What do we what the hell are we even doing right now? What are we even doing right now?
What even is this customization?
What what am I even doing?
We're at
Oh my god, it's achievement based yeah, it is
Yeah, there's only a people man
Let's go
It says there's 12 in here, custom 8 of 18, why not?
I'm glad you saw that lamp.
Oh, I got the spring off.
I got 40 seconds.
I actually launched those 500 meters.
The whole you got
No way
This fucking cock sucker blocked me with this
Did it that actually hit someone out of an amazing
that is so good
play of the game
I've uh turned over a new leaf I'm no longer in a plastic so uh there's a reason why I
can't single hold.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
I got it.
Yeah, that's right.
top up all right pimple the fuck go go go go go what no way that just landed
There
You're kidding with us right now
So we're already got it in
Already seconds to travel
Place!
You, Jeff!
Following me!
He's following me again!
You've been waiting for 20 minutes!
Yeah, I've noticed in these lobbies the host is always first place.
I think you're just asking for one hole.
I've noticed, I've noticed a theme.
Oh my god.
Five, four, three, two, one!
Oh!
Oh my god!
Look at the long, long steps.
Look at that, that's the two!
Oh, that went in the water.
What are you doing dude?
Oh, that was bad.
I can't even do something with it.
I'm gonna ruin this guy. Oh, he ran it himself.
I want to hit that guy what he survived no way
Oh my god, I'm so mad about that guy, I would be so mad.
I wanna hear it now.
AAAAAAAAGH!
AAAAAAAGH!
BLEEEEGH!
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
EEEEEEEEGH!
Oh my, there goes my...
Okay, no way!
EW! EW!
Oh my...
God!
Okay, one ever man.
AAAAAAAGH!
One ever dude.
Sorry, bro.
And Bander.
And Bander.
You didn't get one?
And Bander's on the wall.
I didn't know that Golf Park could just launch that.
Bander will make Tar and still make...
Yeah, he'll still make Tar when he messes with him.
Donut.
Bander, I'm going left.
What the hell?
Oh, is that one the horn does?
Oh.
Okay, man, thank you.
Cool, A.
Thank you, brother.
Here I go, brother.
Okay, insane lag.
Are you serious?
Oh, that's gonna hit the sand I don't know about that
Oh, that's unfortunate
Benner and I.
No, Benner!
There we go.
Niiiice!
Does it ever end?
What are we doing man?
I'm back at his keep up.
I'm gonna take this position for the whole time.
I'm probably gonna chip in from like $200 to make profit.
Uh oh.
And second, I'm gonna make profit.
No, better unless you get to the perfect shot.
But hold on a minute.
But hold on a minute.
In like two seconds.
Two seconds to go.
Oh.
You're done.
I didn't even think about that.
Watch, if I'm just gonna sink it.
No.
Finish.
No, he's your point.
No, he's your star.
Why couldn't you fix it?
Why couldn't you fix it?
Then I'll have to make a move.
Then I'll have to make a move.
Yo, leave Thanos alone.
Leave Thanos alone.
Alright, here we go.
Alright, here we go.
No airborne.
Oh, dude!
Sorry, that was vendor. I got him.
Oh, it's got vendor on me too.
Oh, vendor is back again, the same thing he always does.
What?
Vendor? Vendor?
Vendor.
Oh, you're right!
Okay, ow!
Okay
I'm holding the action on it
I'm sure that hit nobody
People what the fuck
I got shot like four times in the beginning.
strong strong oh
All right guys no air horn right no air horn
Wait what if I just don't am
Oh
Why why
I'm ready you off the court bowl. Oh fuck
I might just can't this mind-gover. I
Feel like we're here this far you might as well. I'm gonna get the shittiest item
Are you kidding me 7th place again?
Oh my god.
Yikes.
You still haven't got it?
You're so close.
Damn seven, bad time.
Way too far.
Hold on, it's might go in.
Roll back.
Come on.
You'll try to throw those close.
Those close, Thanos.
That's it, dude.
Bender, Bender literally has more power than I thought.
Everyone, let's see, let's see.
Everyone, everyone go for the fight.
Yo, Thanos, it's on site.
Dude, someone's going to air hard.
Oh!
Nice shot.
Just gotta wait.
Just gotta delay the hit.
Actually, three.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Oh my god, what?
Nice shot.
Bender, every round.
Everybody's here. I'm going to kill everybody if you want to protect me. I have made my bed
This is a good item
I might actually first place this
Potential first place
Actually potential first place
I
Know Triske what the fuck was that?
Second what who made it in?
I
Don't marry this game's like Mario Kart where'd you get left behind it's just a cluster of everybody
Just killing you if you break ahead of the pack
You know a lot of items
if I had a plan to just half it and then dodge him and go dodge
Let's sit here.
15 of 18.
Why, bro, why, you pig?
You can't just single-handedly just hit me for no reason.
Okay
My god
The hell I wouldn't know where hey vote boy relax
I see only way to get into my car
It's to the point where we're just like yeah
It didn't get a hole once you get a hole
Oh my god.
You guys are big.
GTV?
Are we streaming?
Help staff, help staff, help staff.
They invented, they invented 1, 2, 3.
They invented 1, 2, 3.
Really? What?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh my god, oh my god.
No one has it in yet.
What
Oh, we got hole in one hole in one
Maybe maybe maybe
Dude it hit the pole that hit the pole the way it bounce
I saw a better jump with the golf guard towards
BANG! YES! YES!
Okay, Drow.
Wooo!
Good job, you got one.
I got third.
Driver reached back now.
Oh, I chipped it.
I think I chipped the next one.
Yo.
I hit it right on the board.
On the board, boys.
The vendors is looking up there.
Wooo!
Woo!
He's lost, honey.
I mean, he lost.
He has nothing.
Yo, who's power alone?
Oh, he's so...
He did sick another.
Oh, we've been on this one before now. You're free game. I hope you know
that. I have no horns this time. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't
I'm my gas yeah, it's very inaccurate it goes in the water half the time
No items and then three items in a row. All right
truth here only on this is
all right i'm going all right i'm gonna shouldn't have gone the other way
they're actually helping me
i tried to give you a golf cart you don't want to pay for the rest of you
oh
you don't want it in my cart i wanted my golf cart is that enough
you don't you don't want to do that
I
why did it just do that? why did it work out?
oh no dude Richard!
you just ruined the water
I was right there
I was right there
that's why we had something
I was looking to turn around
and hit the guy that launched it
no me here are best friends we go way back
well I go oh yeah we're better we go away though
he's poor scott
I'm out
oh my bad TTV
I actually think it's easy
careful
handle B
Oh my god!
There it is boys!
There it is!
Oh! First place boys!
I'm fine here. What are we doing, man?
Only need five more of those? I don't know if we'll make it there.
Alright, everyone, wipe their dicks out.
Bro, I'm trying.
Oh, back to work, back to work.
Yeah, suck it, then.
There's no way to get first.
All right
No, they're way too far
Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Let's move. Let's move
get in, get in, get in
no, you ain't called
whoa
oh, that is not, I don't know if I can make it
ow
how the hell can I do a single shot?
Can I do a 60 degree hit here
That just made it worse
third
okay okay
getting good I know I know
feels good man
I had a fuck footer and then all head broke loose on my body and sent me into the water.
At least the episode was on the board.
I'm like fucking Bender.
Yeah, better stuff than he's done is.
That was how we feelin' here, that was fun, right?
That was funny.
That was funny.
All right, where shall we go from here?
Where shall we go?
Check out the run on Steam, bruh.
An FMV?
Nah, FMVs...
Nah.
FMVs look like weird power rangers.
Nah.
Nah, time to go back to daisy, please
Let's do a couple of Geo guessers
Let me be confused as to where I am in the world for a bit
But Mara subsended, boys.
Alright, did I end up above a 400 rank?
Please tell me I did.
There it is, boys.
I'm climbing.
I'm literally climbing.
Okay, let's be real.
fire rapid fire at yellow oh my god I'm wrong it's not Japan oh whoops it's not
Japan it was Korea but oh yeah rapid rapid rapid I can't ever mind we are
done with the rapidity. The rapidness is gone, because now it throws us on a
freaking road.
I think this is somewhere Europe
This one's for a fucking rapid to like throwing us onto a piece of shit.
It's America everybody. It's America. It's not Europe boys. Error. Error. Error. Where
in America is this? Oh here we go. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. I swear there's
a sign. If I could find the main...
My wearin' American. Is this like Central?
I gotta, I gotta find the main road, man. It's not like fuckin' Nashville's diner.
give me a roadside bro where are we here premium leaded huckleberry where are you guys
from no idea wait I swear it says something Idaho brah Idaho
Ju-Junereta or some shit? Idaho.
Unless ID is Indiana.
Oh, fuck.
Unless I'm wrong, dude.
Oh, buddy.
I don't even know.
Is that ID? Idaho?
Brother...
I
Left Idaho
I did not sure where that one let's see did he find it
Wow, there was Julieta, North Idaho, okay, Old York, Ashburn, bro this could be America
to. This looks like it could easily be East Coast.
Hold this church building in Sheldon, in shh. This looks like it could be in motherfucking
This looks like it could be in motherfucking somewhere in on the east coast.
Shelf in him township, but then brother
I don't know where the fuck that is honestly if I just mark the east coast so I'll probably just get it
But I bet I can pinpoint this I
Just need a little more info bro a little more info
Old York Road this might actually just even be New York this might actually be New York somewhere
Shelton Hills.
Where are we, dude? Sky City.
No English.
I don't know man Jersey bruh Jersey Philadelphia actually Philadelphia Philadelphia enough
U.S.A.
Oh, yeah, mom!
All right.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Death Valley.
Wait.
Dude, this feels like it could be America as well, bro.
I feel like I should know where Death Valley is.
I mean, if Vegas is that way, I mean, we could just mark this and maybe he doesn't know.
Death Valley.
It says Las Vegas is that way.
Death Valley National Park.
Oh, Death Valley Junction.
Alright, no more America, I agree.
No more.
Belomagate!
Greater Kruger Masaki Game!
Okay, I'm feeling Africa, Australia, what is this?
Skate Game Reserve.
This is Australia.
Probably what Australia is, it could be 50 places in Australia.
And it is a crit hit if you don't get it right
Because you it's the west or the east
Watch this be like South Africa shit, I
Don't know man. I don't know it's New Zealand isn't it oh
Oh my... I... Oh... It was South Africa dude! Oh my god...
That... That's not good. That's very bad.
Oh, what the cr-hit. GG.
GG. It's over. There's no fucking way, man. There's no way, dude. Although, hold on, there's
signs with the carrot language people, which makes me think this could be Serbia. It makes
me think of Serbia. YOLO. He doesn't know. He doesn't know. Oh, he's there too. Unless
it's more west. Oh, he's looking at the same sign. Stop zooming in like you know where
you're looking bro oh he does what
still 400 oh gg female buff and higher rank there's no way there's no way dude
It's over, dude. It's over.
Oh.
Okay.
I know the continent.
That's not enough.
I
I don't know. I don't know.
I'm going to go.
Where'd that?
Come on man, this can't be that ridiculous.
Here we go, here we go, computer general, George Allen, Alianca, Los Farros, where,
where I'm watching, I'm watching where.
I'm going right now where?
You're like this Ahora, academia winner,
where do you win?
I'm there.
CCO, Primera, Calerillo, Rinaldo, Tamba.
Okay, no one knows where he won.
I can't attend.
Carlo, Calde, this person's about to ding.
Oh, the ding is coming.
Come on man, what are these signs?
No, no, I keep, I can't do for none.
Opieas!
Oh, this is gonna hurt.
Columbia.
Okay, actually that's not bad.
Okay, 1700s actually a lot.
I had police with me I'm doing a Yolo guess here boys Yolo guess
It might be Ghana.
We'll take it.
We'll take it.
Okay.
Okay.
A little hit back on the bat on the battleship a little hit back
Universe Sierra Madre
Subatina online
Okay, let's think here let's think. Ah, it's blank when I think oh
Where is this friend? Where is this?
Marco, where is this?
See you later, guys.
I'm sure it'll be a respect of me family, but Lars?
I don't want to go here.
I took the wrong street.
Wrong street.
Maybe I already read that.
hmm am I back where I started okay I'm leaving I'm leaving here we go here we
go I think or this is someone's backyard oh shit where does this lead us
Oh, okay, maybe.
Pantheon Dolores?
I see a bunch of...
This could just be straight up Mexico.
Guatemala.
Guatemala
I might send it on that we there is this emblem estados unidos mexicanos bro
Mexicanos Mexicanos why are you bro where are you go to Argentina lady go to
Argentina no don't put a mexico please
Please be more north. Please be more north.
Ah, whatever. It was a small head.
Interesting. Interesting.
Okay.
What do we have?
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Further, keep reading.
There must be something.
A lot of repair shops.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Wait, they're driving on the- what the hell?
What? Where the hell are we?
Why are they driving on the-
What country is this?
Oh, this isn't looking good, man. This isn't looking good.
Oh, no.
Engine.
There's no words.
There's like barely any words.
When there's chapel, visit us, you will be blessed.
You know what? What if that's a sign?
I'll go down.
Maybe they'll bless us with the country's name.
I maybe missed the blessing area.
Maybe turn down the wrong tree
Dude I'm so lost GG I don't even know
Really do boats wanna boats fucking wanna dude. Oh
Oh my god, what even was that dude?
Insane.
What? Alaska?
All right, this car right here.
I was waiting for this moment.
This guy knows where are we, dude?
to transit and okay that did not help
as you're gonna be here for a while.
somewhere north, somewhere north!
What if there's some weird place in Canada?
Nothing.
Nothing, we're all up this car in the middle of nowhere.
Oh my god.
Hector?
Calderon?
Waaah!
What?
Rathen!
Who uses the tail at the bottom of their seas again?
Ah, Poland, is that all that is this Poland though?
I don't think this is Poland.
Oh my god.
Where the hell are we, man?
is Romania gets snow?
Maybe it's probably the same sign.
Oh, sorry. Is this turkey dude? Does turkey get snowed?
I'm randomly going turkey. I don't know why. I'm randomly going turkey.
I'm randomly going tur- Oh my gosh, she was already at turkey the whole fucking time.
Okay.
And...
We got a game boys. We got a game. We got a game.
Okay, they're driving on the left. Unless this is a one way, because what the hell?
Oh wait, no they're not. Okay, where are we here?
This feels a little European.
What was that?
O.T.
Oh, I don't even know what the fuck that means.
Who the fuck, what?
Vettemag, mutragia, artekesits!
Okay, man.
Hmm.
Whoa, wait, what the hell is bugged?
Good.
Oh.
Oh, that was the end of the line.
You know, if you look at that sign, that looks like the country's shape, okay?
Now, if I look here, the only one that looks like is...
Anywhere near it?
Dude, watch it not be the damn country.
The only one that can potentially look like it is the three fingers. None of the other ones.
Legato trio. Agama, Katanogi. I'm leaving, brah. I'm leaving.
This is the same sign. Oh my god.
She's probably right there. She knows exactly where she is. This isn't going to be GG. I'm
done here. The loss is solidified. Unless. Unless. Mine. Had no text on it. Nothing.
I have no idea. I have no idea. Romania. Okay, that's still GG, right? Okay.
Hungry. I think I lost my 400. Oh, 399 dude, 399. I gotta beat this guy. Get me back.
Hello Franscus.
Oh, ho, ho, ho, this is it.
This is it right here.
Oh, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
I'll go ahead and do Espana.
Okay, okay.
uh spain spain right spain
spania is just straight up spain right it's not doing some weird shit here right
i think there's just straight up spain dude and i'm gonna lock in
right there
really really near the straight of Gibraltar another fucking desert I guess it's not really
desert but still. Feels like it.
De Vito de Discarica Provencia de Lessio.
Oh ho ho ho.
Why are you kidding me?
I don't know. I don't know. Peru. Peru. Peru.
Dude, that was Italy? Okay, man. Okay, that was amazing.
Yo, sometimes the words look Spanish in Italian. I don't know what the fuck you want from me.
I can't lose. I have to get back. 399 is unacceptable.
Why why why?
Why why why?
Um, where are you guys at, where is this place?
Where are we? Where are we? Give me something here. Give me something. I do not want to
lose my rank, please. Give me something, bro. Right here, right here, right here, right
Oh my god, oh my god, maybe.
Uh, that's right.
Uh, fuck.
Nope.
Uh, yeah.
Oh my god.
I don't know dude. Oh, Brazil. Okay, okay. Okay, chill, chill. All right, America, America,
but where but where I could just wear the where where what is this
Wait.
You're kidding.
You're throwing me in the void.
I don't know.
Okay, hey, that's a truce, that's a clash.
That's a truce, that's a clash.
Oh my god, people live there?
What the hell dude?
Oh, GG.
I think GG.
Ah, GG.
Love this.
Love this.
Google Lappa!
Google Lappa!
Wait, DarkKZ!
Oh my God, save.
Did he see it?
Oh my god, he did it.
Bro, you gotta, bro, you need to stop.
Okay, you, I need an insane crit hit here.
Interesting, interesting, no, no.
What?
Oh
Maybe he doesn't know
He knows he knows he literally knows
He might mark it in
Really?
Back to 400 boys.
Back to 400.
Ah, wow, okay.
I think he's just panicked heavily.
All right, NA debuff, but 300 points above me, so this is going to be difficult.
of the language based off of what I'm seeing
What do we have here?
Fried Hems Gitan.
I always forget where the Gattams are from.
Fried Hems Plan.
The Lara Mammo Grafi.
Centrum.
What do I always forget worth the hell country uses these words?
I always forget.
Don't land a strand of gitan.
Bing bong boom bantan.
Alright, I'm losing on purpose now.
tell me it's around here tell me the
Gatons are here okay Sweden equals
Gaton bro Sweden equals Gaton
I
Can't the island river little moray river
Little moray
Weird
Why are you sending me back
No way, dude!
This, I can't, I don't think it's America, oh no, this is going to be like Australia.
Oh shit, it's not America, man.
It was Australia, dude.
Come on, man.
Why, I knew it, dude.
I knew it.
It doesn't feel like America.
Who let you drive down here?
Oh, if only I knew flags.
Holy shit, it'd be done.
It'd be done.
It'd be done.
GG boys.
GG boys.
GG boys.
GG boys.
GG boys.
Oh wait no multiplier no multiplier though you'd be dead right now if it was this round
He would be dead
Dude, no way!
Did I lose my 400?
Nope, still 400.
Still 400.
Oh, it's the same guy rematch.
This could be Japan, but I'm not convinced yet.
I don't think it.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Could be!
I don't know.
Ow.
Taiwan, dude.
I'm descending.
What are you doing?
I have no idea, bro.
I don't know.
Turkey, bro.
Turkey.
Wow it was okay okay okay okay okay
This is going to hurt.
Okay.
I am going with...
I don't know.
I don't know, man. I don't know.
Really?
right in the center right here right here what is that latin
You're not going up this hill.
I are this mountain.
I refuse.
Buddy, you do not know.
This is going to hurt so bad.
I don't even know what content we're on.
I have no idea.
I-I-I think we're somewhere here.
What the fuck out of here?
Why didn't you-have you visited that place?
How do you know it's Peru?
How's him?
Rapidoo!
Rook?
There it is, boys.
Sending it Prague
He doesn't know he didn't see it he doesn't know he doesn't know please crit hit crit hit no no no
Bordered
Dude get the prog sign out of there
it's not looking good boys. Ziggy Zaggy's. I'm getting shit on today. Someone said
get shit on every day, but you know what? You're not wrong.
That was Portugal. That was Spain by the way. That was Spain by the way. Right man, right!
Oh, 406!
I'm just gonna...
Oh really bitch?
Are you ca- yeah, are you?
I don't know.
Canada by the way. Canada. I don't know where rank this guy was. I missed it.
Eighths. Why am I first thing in 860? Why?
Am I just here to get farmed?
I don't know what to do with it.
Argentina, AKA Argentina.
Send it.
Oh, that's the Argentinian flag.
You lucky shit.
I
Oh
I'm not sure what the hell is going on here.
I don't know what's going on here.
I don't know what's going on here.
I don't know what's going on here.
where we are here. He doesn't know. There's no way, bro. There's no way we're not in
Italy. I'm done. I'm done. This guy's, he's, he's getting lucky, dude. He didn't even mean
to do that. Come on, Mr. 860. Where are we, bro? Where are we, dude? This is your main
game at 8.60 where are we dude oh my god
Oh my god.
Nothing.
Nothing.
What was that?
Boko loka show bar?
Oh my god man.
Okay.
Where's Bokeloca?
That looks like the sketchiest bar.
What the hell is that?
Don't go in there.
Fiscaresaco, Electronica.
I think that's Portuguese.
I think we're in Brazil.
I might just lock in Brazil just off of vibes.
Rio Rebirra.
We're going to Brazil! We're going to Brazil!
He doesn't know. He doesn't know.
Watch, he's gonna go Brazil and just mark it, and he's just gonna be closer, because
I didn't go.
Go to Spain, bro! Go to Spain!
Ah, shit.
Finally.
On round five, multiplied.
Bro, save your emojis, man.
Okay, coast.
Coast city.
Fields European.
Could be Iceland.
This could be some Reykjavik shit.
Hold up.
Fishing village.
What the rollaka estero rollaka rollaka oh my
My...
Parry...
I'm lost. I don't know.
GG man, GG.
Whatever man, still 400 more, still 400.
So why does this person not have any rank?
I'm done with this guy.
Five check. I have no idea.
I'm pretty sure I live here.
I say products and products of equal quality.
True, true, true, true, true.
We're going north. We're going north.
Please.
Oh my god.
Why is that outside of Rome?
Vibe Chick.
Right there.
It's the Philippines, isn't it?
Oh my God, it's Vietnam.
Ow.
Ow.
I'm done, boys.
I'm done.
Skyland.
I quito.
I quito.
Indonesia, Indonesia.
Give me four Malaysia, bro.
It's Malaysia, isn't it?
Nope.
Okay, okay.
Really?
right there the vibe the vibe oh this person knows the vibe there it is there
There it is.
Cabanas, Bien Vanitos.
Okay, Gramant.
Random Horse.
Majestic horse?
Ambulance?
Boyaka!
What the hell is Boyaka?
There it is, Columbia.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, get the fuck out of here dude get the fuck out of here
David please bro
Where though bro, where?
I swear you tell me where to do it
I can't tell. Colombia, I guess. It was Guatemala, wasn't it? Oh my god! Why? Were you in Thailand?
There it is boys.
I got zero points.
Why was that a zero point game?
Are you joking dude?
Oh, we got, okay, okay, we got a match here, 20, 20, a little higher.
All right, I gotta prove myself here vibe check
Vibe check
I think it's America
Okay
I'm tell me this is some weird Australian shit here
Diabetes Canada dude, it's in Canada
This looks like America, Canada.
Probably Canada, you know what?
there don't go to the gas station you don't know Cleveland you're in Cleveland
all right all right nice interesting interesting
Woods like this?
You're... away.
Oh my god, Berlin man. I don't know, I went to the words Belgium. Whatever, whatever.
Right here. Send it. He doesn't know. He doesn't know. He's looking at a palm tree. He doesn't
know. He knows. Oh my god. He saw the same thing, buddy. You saw the same thing. This
This is a yellow off right now.
GGG Master, huh?
You're joking, right?
on the right. Worda. Is this fucking us? Heart these fontene.
I feel like I should know this easy what the fuck has this
language and drives on the right.
You never know, you never know.
Come on man, this one seems like I should just know it, those signs gave it away, but
I don't know which one's driving on the right.
What the fuck?
Don't tell me this is Australia or New Zealand or something.
Oh, this is gonna hurt, man.
That's one on low.
Really?
I went the wrong way didn't I?
I went the wrong way didn't I?
No, the Lantar!
Da-dun-da-dun-da-dun!
Da-dun-da-dun-da-dun!
Montero on Tarot!
Monterey's version, Montor-o-tero.
Oh my fucking god, I'm gonna lose bro, I'm actually gonna lose.
I'm actually gonna lose.
And I see Via, I think Italy, but it's not that.
Liquidah, Proligo, combustible.
Planta, considerdora.
Oh
This sucks
The sign up ahead might save me and nope, maybe this one we're getting something
Quente
Please brother, please bro, where are we?
Where can you combust?
There it is.
There it is, bruh.
13k online bitch, it's an emo only mom buddy you suck ass no one said that shit
I'm thinking online, oh yeah, but now you're fucking cheating.
Why are you looking at my stuff?
I swear that flag, I'm gonna go on a whim.
I swear that is the Chile flag.
I need words though.
Come on.
Oh, let's go down this road.
Maybe. Maybe right here. Right here. There it is. Paraguay. Holy moly.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
There it is boys.
What can I say boys?
Okay boys, I just stole his rank. Easy. Easy.
Pongdae la la, Pongdae.
Alright, I know where we are, boys. I'm aware of the situation.
Annoyed.
Free station, cannabis co, locally owed.
feels like can't it's America I swear that was the snow stay please are you
kidding me the fuck out of here buddy how does this guy know I don't know where
Where is this?
you okay serving you where true where where though yo Hannah does that say
Johannesburg he doesn't know crit hit crit hit wrong continent crit hit crit
hit yes yes yep yeah okay okay well they shite buddy oh there was there
There must have been a do not enter sign.
What the hell?
Alarana!
You know what?
I don't want to verse any 300s.
Okay.
Don't I don't I don't want to verse I don't want to verse any 300s okay okay I don't I
I don't I don't verse the plebs
Dude, what are these matches here? Why am I versing these no elo ones? Can I just leave?
Sulaq
Turkey if he doesn't give me anything. I don't lose anything right. I think it's turkey. I could be wrong
Yeah, can I just leave?
Can I just bounce out of here?
How do I exit?
What if I do this and then I don't rejoin?
Can I just like not rejoin?
Maybe it will like cancel it out or something, dad.
I ain't playing that, bruh.
Unranked match, what are you saying dude?
Wow this guy's still going
You played your 20 ranked ones? Oh, did I max out? Oh, I maxed out, so I'm only versing
unranked. I forgot this game does that. That's kind of dumb. Why is that a thing? So someone
can't just grind ranks? Yeah, so now I'm stuck and I... you still lose, Evamar? Chat, we're
We're going to your favorite game.
We're going to your favorite game, boys.
Mm-hmm.
We're going there.
How many votes do we have for Sub-Sunday?
We have 794 votes for subsunday chat.
That's where we're at right now.
I'm sure we're at.
Who's out there?
You miss Army Uber?
Should I?
Maybe I'll do that next week.
with a helicopter that will take way too long to unlock.
already played the replaced demo.
All righty 33 immortals that still has
It has a demo does I
Mean it's probably similar to what we played before but it's on steam now, right?
What is this queue time?
See, you say it and it pops.
stack versus a quad stack, LOL. Those are my two, no Mirage, no Overpass.
Oh my god, the dust too.
Do you play anything off stream?
Oh no.
Wow, and it still went to Ancient?
Okay, that's fine.
the song is interesting I did catch up to the night of the seven kingdoms I did
catch up to that it was pretty good I think it's decent I just find the kid
annoying all right here we go
He's the best part, really?
It is a good show.
It's an okay show.
People are desperate to cling to it.
Wow.
It's good. It's a good shell, but...
I don't think it's that deep of a shell.
It's good, but it's not like holy shit.
The last episode was good.
The last episode was
Damn we killed one guy
One of the best shows in the last ten years you're high bro you're high
You're high, brother. You're high.
Okay, okay. I'm pushing cave.
You're high, brother! You're smoking this shit!
Yeah, I feel like people have been starved, so it's a good show if you're going
Oh behind the jump up, damn man.
Double jump up too.
One more.
What a weird round, they actually cleared it, what?
What the hell?
What the hell?
Wait, wait.
I ran, I ran off them.
Nice, nice.
Nice, nice, nice.
What the fuck?
to me come comfortable come don't call you know hey hey hey
I heard him. Nice.
You're raising the bomb.
The bomb has been placed.
I'll see you here.
He's out.
I'll go now.
Bro.
I had a feeling he was going to come from there the whole time.
Yeah, boost me, be a ramp, I'll pick him.
Moldage on both, please.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Boost, boost, boost, boost, boost.
Really bro.
Yeah, I tried to save the op-air, right?
I love how the nade bounce didn't even touch the smoke on ramp and somehow bounce completely
away.
I'm waiting for the new map to come out and then I will be there dude I am literally waiting
for their badlands. Yeah, I'll boost me again. I literally say this every time someone brings
it up.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
There's one B. There was one more.
I'm setting it down here.
I'm going to save.
No point in pushing this unless you want to lose your weapons.
One's behind us.
There it is.
I literally looked away and you peeked.
Hey!
Don't pass the zone!
Arprological!
Don't kill me, bro.
see it's like geoguessir it's the same thing
why pfisk got long a
let's do it let's do it
I remember following you on twitch in 2014
I don't know why he pushed, dude that guy is pushed smoke twice, I don't know why he
I don't know how I missed that shot.
Let's go, make it do it.
Damn, save.
Oh my god, the TK...
Oh, Molly?
What's a Molly TK?
It's not a 1G.
What's a molly tk?
All right, three kills is abyssal
I'm so bad dude. I don't know how those guys are anticipating. I'm gonna beat that
So random
You're walking
Thank you
Oh my god, what a weird key.
That guy's gonna be on that side.
It's already crossed.
Yeah, is this guy serious?
Hey, I got that off behind me.
the way that guy was shimmy and was so weird
I
Can't get
My brothers
Oh my god, that's it, that's it
Oh, poor thing
Sit down, sit down
Oh man.
Run, run.
Run, run.
That guy pushed ramp so fast.
Nice.
I'm out.
I'm out.
Oh, bad smoke.
Nice headshot.
I'm dead in the bomb.
Oh.
Oh, it has been cleared.
CK.
I got to step it up here I got to step it up here
No, no, no, no, no. I'm good. I'm good.
One long side.
What? Dude, this guy's so good at flanking!
How's this guy always somehow at flank?
Where even was he?
I
Don't even know where that guy is at the time. He's crazy
Okay, that's my time it's your time to shine my brother. All right, let me push
Why are there two there bro, dude this game makes no sense, where I go makes no sense,
Literally three on B, and we'll both peek the same spot.
Okay.
What are we doing, CTs?
What are we doing?
Get on our tourist wing.
We just slam it.
I think I can slam it.
Yeah, where's Phineas?
Alright, let's go.
Alright, for now.
Alright, this is where I'm at.
Can you smoke CT on the plane, maybe?
Or the Bolly? I'll try to get him down.
Chef, over 7-7-8!
He's gonna push.
I'm running out of this dead body.
Don't give me a stop.
Just please.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Look at me while I play it.
It's a game.
No!
Oh, that was a lot of tonguey.
That was a lot of tonguey.
targets
damn man he decided to spray the smoke a little bit
get under terrorists win
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
alright
I was gonna quit and then the last time I played CS
I got two 20 bombs decided not to quit
contact donut
contact us
one more
hopping
I
Hey
No
I got mud.
1-2-3-3-3-3
2565, 245, 265, 265, 265.
This is practically good.
I'm using B.
They're probably gonna go B.
Grenade, HEDGE.
Oh.
They're pushing A.
Go away, go away, go away.
Go away.
of
the
death of
the
death of the
Yeah, that was such a weird reload, like a long USP reload animation.
That was weird.
I should consider going for a thought about it.
I'll try to get my high five.
I got it.
Two in two in two.
Uh oh uh oh uh oh yeah I can do this.
They're gonna end up planting B.
No they're not.
Keep go go bracks!
Last one unknown
I
Let's see here
Flash is mid
can you read mine I know I can't see anything good I'm giving a minute
okay that is so fucking stupid one minute already right
I can't believe that man
Let's go Grave
Let me bro
the
the
the
the
the
the
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
I should have peeked together, whatever, we'll follow the save here, P250 in a dream.
I'm going to get one tapped.
Smoke mid, no vision.
Of course, of course.
Yeah, mid right now.
That's okay.
I was going to push the smoke and hide.
I think they're gonna be here
One may jump up
Alright
Nice try
Okay, okay, okay, hold up, hold up
roping I gotta I gotta make a play here I gotta I gotta do something here come
on come on
the
U.S.
Eggman, I'm gonna, I'll go be around.
I think someone else is in the bed
One of them is on me
Is he already?
Inside
Be careful mate
Oh my god
I can't believe he crouched that perfectly on the edge of the smoke.
I'm far. Yeah.
That's bomb.
Someone hit the bombs.
I'm killing them.
I'm gonna show you all.
Oh my god.
the
the
the
I'm going right side
I'm not pushing
Don't give him an AWP
Let's face it guys. I need to help
I might be on a win streak right now. This might be like 500 points on a win
Purple how much did you prefer face to the car?
$10
yeah
well you're on
oh i'm ready
i'm ready
pushing over
some ram
ram keep keep keep
oh they're pushing today
they're pushing
I don't know what this is, I don't know what this is.
The bomb has been cleared.
That was the weirdest push, like what even was that?
Greg, you want to op me on for you?
Naturally.
uh
You need a good push
One thing donut
That was so bad bro, that was so bad
Okay, let's...
Okay.
Yeah, that's fine.
Wow.
I should have peeked at a little slower and killed the guy jump up and then the guy's second and then the donut guy third.
Okay, let's take me to the small helpful.
Shit.
This round's gonna hurt.
Oh, he's still on me.
Okay, he's still on me.
Not that, not that bullet.
I was a bit bad.
Another?
What?
Oh my god!
What an insane eco.
What an insane eco.
Why am I taking mid with those smoke down?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Smoke.
I'm smoking again.
I'm smoking again.
They're totally going to be in this round.
He's going to rush B.
Wow.
I hope I see it.
Wow.
No way.
I'm just gonna save you guys.
I
Know what the hell nice this guy's owning everybody
What it was owning I
I
Was just spending the smoke and then they all came out
All right, where we headed here
I'm gonna flash burn, purge, I'm gonna kill you with fire
I'm down
I'm down
Can't help you, I'm smoked
I'm dead
Okay, I'm in mid, in mid
Smoke
Dude he's already there!
Are you actually kidding me dude?
How is this guy already in cave dude?
Oh my god.
This matches in it.
Wind and leave please.
Wind and leave.
This matches not it.
It's discombobulated.
Grenade out!
I lost. Planting, planting.
Planting for reyemade.
Wow.
I
Brow flash hold the fuse I believe
Let's win!
Looks like we're going into overtime.
Gear up. We are going on a windy walk here.
Alright.
and
and
and
and
and
one ramp
I think the last guy is...
it's K.O.
counter-terrorism is really heavy, Duff
All right, they're gonna be this round
Oh
Origins out
Okay, then
Right bro this guy is always fucking headshotting everything you mother
I tried going for a quick repeat. He's ready for it.
I'm already triggered. It's only the first match
and
I killed one person, they revealed the smoke, just come, you're just sitting in hell, boy you don't know what the fuck, for no reason.
What?
Great.
That's all.
Hey, don't go down the road, man.
Wait, what did he just say?
There's somebody else by me with this guy.
Uh, 500 foot radius away from this guy.
What the fuck, man?
You go ahead.
I wonder why they removed the... oh, I know, man.
one one jump up dead
I mean we're back
what's there
are you not already
good last guy red
they bad
okay okay okay okay
now is the time
I'm leaving man
what's up?
I'm leaving
nah you're running
yeah yeah yeah
what's up dude?
I don't know
it's okay buddy we'll get this for you alright?
thank you
yeah orange good job
yo 20 kills and I'm still a player
okay 20 kills and I'm still I still got it
Yeah, Booth's me here.
What is this swing, bro?
Bro, this guy is such a...
What the hell?
Who is this guy?
I don't know where everybody is before they know where they are, apparently.
Wow. You know, off me?
Good, we've got a flashbang, a little smoke up.
You're good.
I think you're okay.
Thanks.
I'm behind you, Lord.
no bro you don't don't play off please i'm good bro i've been
I've been AWPing for 28 rounds!
I'm crying.
Alright, we gotta get this. Let's get some actants up here, boss.
I believe in the money entry, okay?
Money and pimple.
I don't listen to shit words, I will opt for life, I don't listen to shit words.
I'm sorry too.
Pied.
No, the tide's not bad.
The tide's good.
Oh my god.
That was fun.
Hey man.
Alright.
Another one.
What am I doing?
My tie's not bad dude, whatever.
It's just like a massive waste of time.
It's just a good old tie.
was there a wealth transfer on the draw bet
let me verse that guy I'll show him what it's like versing my app alright
my up all right I've been gone for a couple of days okay bro
He said yellow, did he say yellow, sure.
Oh, he wasn't talking to me?
Uh, agreed that, agreed.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
Yeah, I think he was talking to me.
Come on buddy.
One more win and you get the season medal.
Oh yeah, true.
Okay, okay, wow nice five stack verse five randoms
What are we doing, bro?
Baster child that needs assistance
This song does sound like a wah wah.
There's no way we're winning this.
Hello, there's no way we're winning this
I got it
We're gonna play spawns. No
I'm stuck
there are five stacks
oh i thought you'd make five stacks
five stack mid
i'm done
all right here we go boys
we're gonna go for the re at usp headshots ink
come on
of
the
death
of
the
death
Macbeth.
Costum.
Oh!
Oh my!
That's not good.
Yo Salty, what up man? Thank you dude.
Chatbubbers up Sunday, we're almost at a thousand votes.
Fuck.
Yeah, let's go.
One long.
Low B low B low B
Not that
Two up top with a ramp
Bomb has been planted
I
Are all more safe
When you cross tell me these left or I've been
I was
Here we go
I'm not in the killing house anymore. This is real life.
So, sir.
Still there.
Lost mid right now.
That's smoke, no vision. Lost mid.
I
One's on the tree.
Top mid.
One's on the tree.
One mid right now.
Your double door is open.
Other going to be in the window.
Oh, he's in the corner.
Nice, baby.
That's still low.
Okay
Why is this guy still long dude?
I was like the longest
When we have to upcap that simple you can't be playing mid like that
You got to go with a B and help your team a B because if they if they kill you they go mid a B for free
Because we have two guys on camera and I'm alone as well
Was it this guy just shoot like delayed?
How is that my fault there is literally no one B
not in yet not in tunnels I could tell them I don't really care
one down, one down
it's my ace baby
There take over.
I'm out you can go.
Ow.
Darn it!
The terrorist's way.
What about that round?
What about that round?
What do we say about that round?
There's no way!
He's dying.
You guys tell me left or right.
Oh he's just going.
Long!
Oh
My god
The one spot
Can we save boys?
No way!
Dude we all left and then they pushed we're bad we're bad we're bad
I think he's mad, alright fine, we lock in there, someone tells me he's mad and he's
throwing now. Feels bad, weak egos.
Stop it
Is that A?
Yep, got it
I'm sorry, dude
I'm gonna call that like an hour again. No one's calling anything on the team. They're literally on A site, no one's on A
This was pointless
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
you're green what's up you should get
cheats no no no no like if you get
cheats bro people won't know and they're
not gonna suspect you cheat
That was him
I want this kill. I bet he made it to A site
I'm cat
I don't know what I'm saying.
I'm gonna lose cause this guy is such a rat.
You're not even that good, you're 26,000.
Yeah, I think.
You didn't beat him?
Not yet, not yet, no beat.
11 tons.
I'm smoking mid.
You're not even that good.
Molly on catwalk.
yeah the difference is I'm not a bitch just crying and now I need to throw
so yes says me
of
the
of
the
of
Wow wow. Good.
Is that pushing?
Not yet.
Dude, what are these peaks?
So random.
throwing the grenade
flash window blue
still alive
flash it flash
flash
left turn
hold on
I
All right
This team's not calling anything that's the problem they're very not vocal about what's going on
What are these flashes, bro, what are you doing, man, you just flashed
both of us we both died I was in a new peak you would have died bro
That's bad.
We must walk together.
You know what? I guess the five stack we're doing pretty well.
Go B, I go long.
Nah, just come B.
I got the perfect spawn for it.
Alright, I'm gonna get one tapped.
no entry frag, just instantly dead
we don't have bombs so
dude this guy is throwing, he's bad
I'm just kidding, he's literally throwing, he's actually a fad in the middle of it.
How am I throwing?
Yo, there's two people under me, and how am I throwing?
What the fuck?
Right, you're throwing, right.
You've been deagaling and being a fuck since the beginning.
How?
How?
Okay, man.
No, seriously, what am I doing?
You just buy a deagle in utility, buddy.
Okay.
Right now, that's exactly what you're doing.
Congratulations.
Buddy, your seven kills are useless.
Useless seven kills.
Look at your review of your gameplay, you'll realize.
I don't need to review shit, I need to review your gameplay.
I have been, sadly, watching your shit POV.
It's over. It is what it is.
Oh, it's not even an ego brush.
I don't know. This guy has the ego. He's been off.
He decided to start throwing third round.
I don't even know what the fucking ego is, bro.
Language barrier.
two is being low
one more being
we don't have much smoke for death
let's go cat
uh...
cat still
god it just hurts
as I said to play like you guys after that 4v1 but they got good start off
mad and bad
I don't know.
Let's go over there.
Two CT.
one lar
I hit that guy, what the heck? I hit that guy
We should just give up. The game is over. I don't know. I don't know how we can really
do anything here. It is now over. This is now just filler rounds until they inevitably
went to
That's lower B.
Long.
And now we lose.
GG.
two long though
last two were long, last game in
probably top mid by now
I just played the game for fun.
This guy, he's very emotional so it's probably his life.
You know, who's losing here?
Who's losing here, honestly?
Fun in quotes, for him it's his life without quotes.
A big long blue, a shame.
Sure.
I'm having fun in quotes, this is his life without quotes.
I don't care.
Dead in the corner.
Three long.
Three long, three long.
He's on the left side.
I'm gonna get head shot at here.
3 days on he's gonna be an old bit.
He is in the smoke.
I throw the black band.
Counter terrorists win.
the
The blades!
Oh, I found that guy!
Oh, found him!
Oh, I can't help him.
That was a nice shot.
They're both watching the same spot.
Oh
What have we missed
Come back brother
I'm back bro, day
Damn, I was hoping for a p
I
Ate that, Ned.
Oh my, I was cheated with that.
I'm long.
One CT. Two CT. One long.
Yo, Mono! Mono!
fucking nubah
feels bad man we would have won this
feels bad
All this just to lose one round
This is how he is at our waste
There's no way dude
To mid fast already up man already my friend lost
Already up
Or Lorby
uh
laurby with a gun
the bt is spawn
how does this one guy own?
I'm tight.
No! God.
Oh my God.
Nice big attack. Immortality. Appreciate it.
This is the second game where the last kill was a guy who died in a molly.
Second game!
The reports literally your report and they're like we're looking to it and then they it prints
out and it falls into their trash.
It prints and then just falls into a petafire.
okay okay okay I don't want to go oh god I like noob I don't like these two
I
We're banning Mariah's we're going oh god
I don't want to be red on the overpass. I'm gonna look like a silver. I hate those maps so much
I
Here we go
I am gonna play like a silver
and
the question mark on their team
lost relegation match? what's that mean?
they are going to stack
Yeah, I'm gonna take water then.
All right, I'll go.
Oh, it's a demotion map.
Oh, yeah.
That's pretty far from the beach, watch this.
I'm not gonna push into this time of the week, ever, stop.
I think he's up there.
Teller and Gush.
I'm in.
Still have him.
I think he's up there.
Okay.
Behind us, one.
Flying.
Yeah, he's up there.
Sandbag.
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
I
Trust my game I'm full saving
Let's let them make the first move here
Over the Nate stack
I'm not sure if he's going to go.
Oh, if he's going to go.
Oh, gosh, cheer this!
I think they're gone.
You want a gliel or an AK?
You got a gliel, man.
you
Hot delivery service
Connect your place
Wow, it's playing in front of the fucking smoke one's in connector hundred percent guys are some on
of
the
of
the
of
That's not it.
That's right.
Damn, now I'm pouring shit.
Oh!
I just did a bullshit little fucking smoke pushing water.
Uh, can we just toss a purple?
Two Eagles.
There's Eagles?
There's two.
Okay, okay.
I demand enough, who's I money, who's I money, I demand enough
On tag.
Yeah, bathroom.
Bathroom.
Bathroom still.
Holy shit.
Oh, okay.
Second time shot in my ass.
I
Got a master flag
Yeah
I think I'm always trying to leg out of you.
I think monster.
Take water.
They jump. They jump.
I could push monster.
I'll drive with a flashback.
I like to hear nope. Don't worry. I'll take it off your hands. Let me drop for you. Don't
worry. I got it. Thank you. Don't worry. All the burden. Don't worry. They had success.
I'll wait.
I'll wait until the controls are going to lead up this time, not to have it.
Close smoke, mid-had, fountain.
That's where he's at.
One heavy gun.
I
Did my monster but we're going in your arms down
Always push that green you want to get bomb
I don't know what to do with this.
When they use...
He was tough on both sides.
If you want to play Monster Sight Eve, I'll go join them mid, but we need someone to chill out there.
And not volunteered, but you can have it.
Hello?
I
Yeah, yo, this is like my first over back scan in like what 60 games so I can't
I'm on the double boys
Yeah, we just take these
I'm here, I'm here, I'm talking.
Yes, I'm, you can probably grab this bomb and fire.
Oh, I think there's water.
There's water, they're both there.
I have 14 HP, just, oh, we're bug-led.
He's having one.
Having it.
Having it.
Having it.
Having it.
Having it.
Having it.
Having it.
Having it.
Having it.
Having it.
Having it.
I should have held
You're inside
Get inside
Get inside
Yo
Why
Why
Why you need to pee?
You want a splash?
Drop me a kick
Thank you, I bought you one
I'll do that same thing
He's already dead
So they push con, they push short, they fought monster.
of
the
death
of
death
Well, we know why were there why were there already for and be dude
All right, this guy monsters dead
Why were there for me? Let me just play monster. Don't fight this guy
He's not good. I got him. He's okay. All right. All right. I'm without
It was I gotta do I was stuck in the tunnel
I'm gonna kill this big add they're gonna think we're going B
Bro this guy only play monster. He's a divider
Like are you kidding me with these random?
Oh my fucking god man.
One's gone.
I'm going long with bomb.
Hold up.
Take it slow.
I'll see if I can help him.
Oh, it's smoke? Yikes!
Poppers bang. He's default now.
Bang!
Two here, two here. Two guys come back.
Get us to it.
oh buddy yeah these these are purples are randomly really good at this map
Mom!
YAY!
One more.
Can I try to work this gig a little bit?
this guy's good at these monster again shall we double on a humble you're
understanding right I'll be right in front of your coach come down I'm waiting
for his wife to be here
nothing nothing dude write a book about your monster plays because they're
incredibly random and they work every round you these walling there's no way
is walling dude. He's definitely walling. It does not make sense.
I look over a monster peak like a greasy boy, but I'm gonna wait for him to come out.
So random dude this I don't even it was on the way they peak is like the dumbest shit
I've ever seen but it's working
I don't think I'm going to go back to my room.
I'm just bathroom fell back.
Right!
Oh my god.
What even is this bro?
Open.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
You know that terrorists win.
They're long as open. It's free.
They rotate on first contact. These guys on B are just leaning on me.
me okay well all the make noise make noise long we need multiple to make
noise towards mid but we have to have someone deep in con all the told it's
like monster grab water lady we'll be alright I gotta step it up here I gotta
step it up here I gotta ace this round
I do not have water control, bring the door in front of the water, thank you, I'm just
looking at it.
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
This is the greatest.
Oh, he is holding it.
Get on our town
We get knife, right?
I got a long spot. I'm gonna take this you're going beat. I know that
Five stack, that was over 25k was harder than this random ass 22k team.
Molly monster.
That should be push.
Mountain.
Three party.
Some con?
Going back up.
Yeah, back up.
Yeah, bathroom, we're going ahead, he's going ahead.
Bomb planted for truck.
Bomb planted down.
One more truck.
One truck, one.
Long side.
Group up, move it again.
They're such a delayed push there on fountain. That could have been really bad. That could
have been horrible
I'll play it probably forced back here yeah I think they were here
after the smoke you worry about the modeling I come triple I am hopping dude
I got one hit
I fucking didn't want to jump, there's no smoke
That's okay, I got Molly's runs
This is your hand flashed by
I'm sure we've got one
You're in water
Water
On you, bro
I can't believe it, I'm so fucked
My god
shhhhhhh
there we go
I've seen a guy in the corner
he died
oh my god
one monster is dead again
oh my god brother
oh my god
I'm clean, is that a fuck?
Russian monster
he's clean
he's still outside
I got your short cross.
Falling out.
Long shot.
Deploy flash by.
Hello.
Shins, I'm throwing up.
They're pushing in.
They're pushing in now.
Alright.
Planting.
Planting.
One divided.
We're after you.
one divider, we're back in area
we're going for it
careful of the left
there is some weed
bomb has been cleared
some fortune
dude I hit those guys 65, 24, 63
we can buy next maybe
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Yeah, I got a double. I'm just gonna, uh, push down the pond.
One quarter.
It's not nice.
I'm gonna go past these monsters, like, three, two, one.
It's fall B, isn't it?
What?
Five.
Fucking hell, I knew I should just toss this.
I
Know this is here one real look yes
Did that aim punch just like pushed me away so hard
We just played bodyguard for fucking ins from us
again
the again
three more
there's another mosque
yep
there's smoke off
I'm flanking monster
oh my god brother did there's shimmy
There's shimmy peeks of some of these foxes and
Does this okay guy literally only play?
Overpass take advantage of these are the greatest overpass cameras
These guys play better than 25 kids on overpass. Yeah, I got it
There's actually
I
Molly monster
Again
I got too late
They're not it
On site
I'm uninstalling this guy was on site
Please fuckers
I got in the trade that's bomb though
Oh he's on site, one's on site
About birthday
Push your bathroom
One dies
Already pushed the bathroom probably
One's gone
Throwing fire
Bomb has been cleared
I'm with you, Pemby bastard.
That's me.
Nice shots.
Nice, he died.
AK's all down, boys.
This is gonna be their last buy before they're broke.
Why is this guy always cornered? Dude this guy this guy is such a rat
Dude, I don't understand how this guy is always peeking the most tight corner. I've ever seen party
This guy is actually a fuck man. What even is this gameplay?
One's low.
anticipates every peek.
I'm getting shit on, dude.
uh one banked long
be pushing long
there's one in short water fuck
on the virus
has been planted.
Some days.
Blink flashbang.
Terrorists.
We got road to be.
Nidgis.
I played so bad dude.
That was abysmal.
I
Was so bad
five
on the way down nice five stack on ancient guaranteed two of these people don't have
I've never played this map.
This has been a very, uh, feels bad CS session.
I saw a good though.
I'm feeling something different right now, boys.
I'm gonna hit my shots.
One dead.
Ready to fight back.
Smoke A.
Oh, oh, help me, help me!
I'm not seeing anything B.
Yeah, it should be A.
I got one.
One double.
Dude, are you kidding man?
Dude are you kidding man?
Dude I don't know why I stopped shooting fast I got like scared or something
May stack mid easy
and now
close, close
there's two, two, okay
We tried, we tried.
Doom view model? Alright, I'm gonna have to end for here.
Alrighty, yeah, buddy, yeah, let's get out of here.
Nick, about mid.
Yeah, one out mid.
In K, close.
They are all dead.
One dead.
Dinked.
One dead, 2B.
One has been killed.
Another one dead.
One dead still.
Quenable.
I swear the dinked guy is in cave.
I swear the dink guy is in cave.
How's the dinkin?
Dunkin dink?
I almost jerked them all off.
You never have at all I started day
I'm not gonna give
It's coming mid
Oh sorry
Don't fuck with me
Good, I'm washed boys
I don't even know man
I don't even know what is going on dude
I'm shooting my teammate
Oh my god
It's the crosshair, it might be.
That smoked me, I think.
Dude, this guy is a god at being a bitch, okay?
Fuckin' amazing.
Alright, I'm gonna just play Scythe.
I'm not pushing anymore.
Still a cat.
I'm playing site, all match.
Jump up.
Two gave.
One out mid.
Going jump up.
Sound like.
Nope.
They're down there.
Oh, it has been planted.
Flashbang!
It's playing for K or...
Donut.
Oh, this is gonna be close.
Put them down!
They're totally gonna be this round.
100% B.
One's up B already.
I'm on bed.
There's at least one more ramp.
That is such bullshit!
Dude!
Where did the bullets go?
man. Time to pick it up, fellas.
Not wrong.
I'll vote on one of them.
Bro, they took it fast.
Telling a bad game.
Oh, no, you missed every shot.
All right.
Top bragging.
Stop bragging, Inc.
I think I know if it's been hitting or not.
I'm not going to med anymore.
I mean bro it's a five stack against five puggies like what do we expect here what
What are we supposed to do here?
These guys are way more coordinated.
They're out of it.
Got one.
One more B ramp.
One speed.
One more ramp.
They smoked out.
I'll drop you one. Orange.
Thank you.
Oh.
There's an four down purple.
This would be...
Moving.
I really feel like that wasn't the smoke that I'm...
throwing fire
fire in the hole
throwing fire
grenade
throwing fire there
why not be
one short
alright we might as well use a holotaal
better than some holotaal
they're just running through
we're gonna have to need a stack as well
The day doesn't hold up right now.
Terrorists win.
Yeah, even the rounds that date when we aren't throwing mollies there, they're still trying to throw us, so we just gotta hook some nades.
Yeah, the rounds for it have three of them, for 40 with nades.
one out mid
they're boosted out of ramp
i was just pushing shit
there's two mid
we can go smoke
down that
two there
Two there.
Bomb down that.
Bomb down.
One red.
Flash.
Two red.
Bomb's still down, he's about to trap trap bomb.
He's running.
Joe and jump up
Damn we got out of there so fast
There he booked it out of there
one HP pushing cave is dinked
Is Dinked pushing cave still?
Oh, where the fuck did that guy's gun go, dude?
I was looking for it, just flew away.
Oh, it was right under his body, man.
purple how the fuck were you gold rank in season 2
I think I gave bro. We're all bad stop. I'm gonna relax
We're literally all that
Okay
Yes, we. Yes, I'm cave. Yes, we. No one is popping off in this lobby.
One of red. Two red, maybe. Yeah, they're up. Good, go CT.
One jump up, gone.
They can rep CT day.
Hot parts, one more donut.
I thought I was going to get flank CT.
One's pushed up, no not.
Well, we're fucked.
Did he prefire the line that was behind?
relegation match we have found out you lot of suckage
yeah I was a little fucking weird
Divert, divert, divertion.
Right.
I'm not going to lie dude, the dually seem like headshot magnets.
I've seen this swing before.
that's that's a weird fucking spot to
pretty staring at the fucking leg I do
It's the whole fucking time.
They come back.
Honestly, losing against a 5 stack is kind of just like...
We should lose. If you lose against a pug in your 5 stack...
That's sad. One's in here.
Definitely a force.
Did he touch your mouth?
Dude, this guy, how are you 22,000 friend?
They're flanking. All three, I think, are...
Probably two.
Nice two. Nice one.
Okay, he's pushing down, y'all.
What?
Carousel, wait.
We're gonna flip the way out of the bag.
And I really need to stop dying too much
This is a five stack with three people about 25k brother
one one long
one two
one two
one's coming for you
I should have jumped man, I tried clearing it fast.
There was an impatient it was a 4v2 I had to try to kill
smart cave
I'm gonna boost the box here. Thank you. Good sir
One day long
I made it just watching me fight
Ones coming short
Dead last two or one's fucking
Should be hurt
That's what should be cave
Just planning for you
he's holding bro he's holding he's holding
so you're saying there's a chance
which I'm being a kid
that's for boosting me last round
There's two here.
Right.
One on each side.
Right, dude.
I just got to have one short.
One down now, he's peeking you.
One more was there.
He's red room.
He's CT now.
Shit to now.
That's hard to take a beat.
Last one CT.
Here we go, flashbang.
Shit can now start to take a beat
Last one CT
I'm playing for
I'll give you a hand to blow up.
The bomb has been cleared.
Flank. He's going in. Nope, he's going long. He's going towards the ramp. Going ramp.
nah dude he's holding
Good round.
Damn Doody.
You called it on the Doody.
I'm drunk, Major.
They should be gonna save this round.
You guys wanna head out?
Sure.
I
Smoked it
What is don't know
I
More I think
One city
So this guy's the greatest
As the greatest 22k player bro, I think he's just like a
at twenty-six in caliber, grinding up.
The greatest.
What are they doing?
I still feel like they forced there.
Yeah, they did.
They did an XFM and an MQ9.
They did a three on the lost bonus.
We just have no nades in this round
Triple jump boat
Really?
Not as soon as possible
Peek, buddy!
One cave.
One lot, one lot, one lot.
One more coming CT.
Harding, jump up.
One CT.
Clutched.
Nice.
Wow.
What is going on here?
Is that fine?
Yeah.
Yeah, they bought it.
Probably be able to buy, like, I don't know, moss.
why are you why are we timing this out boys these guys are shredding you're a
five stack you shouldn't lose this
this match with my ex on bubble boi
Shut messenger.
Affirmative.
Yeah.
We lost the plane, bud.
Not mine.
This...
This guy's gonna pistol rush down the ramp.
Jump up, jump up, jump up.
He's already up.
One's close, Gabe.
Alright, they're on a...
Dude, this is long, Gabe.
One long.
one
one
one
Oh my god.
You know, there's that guy at long long time.
I can drop an AK.
I think there are difficult targets, man. Difficult targets.
The guy was fine with it.
I think there's been a late question, man.
Oh, and then.
Catch him off guard.
Okay.
Don't know.
Oh, I'm right there, bro.
GG, that was a better game than I thought that would be.
GG, as well as uninstalling.
Guys, I'll be on tomorrow.
I'll be setting up sub Sunday, sub Sunday.
Oh boy, the day of variety.
What do we have here? Oh boy, let me open the variety box. Oh my, what is this? Is this the actual games?
A lot chat. You guys enjoy the rest of your night. I will see you on Sunday for sub Sunday. You guys can still vote.
I'll probably set it up in like three, four hours.
Thank you for channel like always you guys enjoy your night till next time peace out chat. Goodbye guys