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Oh my god.
How's that people?
Let's guess me.
How we get off of that trap?
How you doing? How you doing?
Hey, yes, yes
Tuesday Tuesday chat. How are you guys do wing?
Yeah, I'm not gonna stream tomorrow, but I will be live on Thursday
Yes
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I thought the day was day off. I said Wednesday like 50 times, bro. I
Said Wednesday 50 times
All right, check new huge update for gladio mori
Brother this fucking guy over here
There's like a couple of gladiogames.
I was just, oh, hmm, you didn't play the demo I linked yesterday.
How do you think I don't I do not remember the demo you linked yesterday, dude.
Wolverine releasing on September 15.
How do you know is that a leak or some shit.
Announcement.
Oh, I know PlayStation.
Oh shit
Fucking place stay shown September 15th
There it is brother this game will be I
I wonder, I need to see a little more of this game.
It's getting bro, it's insomniac games. This is going to be good.
There's no way. There's no way it's going to be good. I just, I want to see a little more.
Right.
I want to see more man. New Arc Raiders map condition is insane. Is that out?
Is it actually insane? Did that patch drop? Did the weather dev cook? Are you saying I got a load up?
Not that insane little.
It's out?
Did I just got to test it out?
There's no way.
I don't see myself diving back in.
Um, how to make an atomic bomb in your garden.
What did I just read? Is that a game?
Totally secure airport trailer. Let me see here.
Check woman simulator demo.
Do I really? Do I really?
And you're on. Yeah, I know, right? It's time for OSRS Iron Man. Buddy, I don't think that
will ever happen. Nine days ago, check this demo out. Shattered realm rebirth. Oh, buddy.
crimson desert worth to buy a motherfucker literally no one knows no one knows we all
live no one knows no one can answer that and anyone who can as a liar so no one
knows
We don't know, Matt. It's a maybe. Some of these games, it's like betting on the stock.
You don't know if it's going to do good or not. It seems like it should, most likely,
You don't know?
I know you don't like JRPG,
but this game visual is insane,
a replaced level of visual.
Wait, what was the first one?
Woman simulator?
Darling.
I love it.
Experience life as a woman,
cleaning, cooking, laundry,
and no time to rest.
Full immersion into the world of everyday chaos.
I love you very much
Well, I do the dishes sometimes man
But still I shine
Washington clean and a daily run
Two crimes played
That's my fun
But please, be a good wife and don't make me andry
I won't be in a woman's mind
That's my fun
Oh my god dude
My life's not easy
What's the demo?
You'll deny
So damn tired
But still looking for
I'll find you
Wow
Well, there it is man simulator is there a man simulator?
We need to same devs this actually, you know, some of these tasks, bro, some of these tasks
are homey.
Okay.
And until it starts, you know, deteriorating the mental.
Okay.
Sometimes the dishes, sometimes cleaning is a little satisfying until you get to do it every day.
100% orange juice is man's simulator? What?
What's wrong with doing it every day? I mean, cleaning is fucking annoying. What are you talking about?
I love you pretty much.
What are you talking about, Matt?
What do you mean it gets tedious?
Are you live on Thursday?
Yes.
What is this overwatch rush
Remember we get to win. Ah, we got nice awesome shield. There we go. Yes. Is it the one we needed?
We're ready. Wait, this is mobile. Hold the metal.
Challenge in. Oh my god.
We'll check the side room. Let's hold it.
There we go. There we go.
There we go.
Bro, what did they do to Tracer, dude?
Why does she run like that?
Oh, they just...
We have to get out.
Get in there.
Getting run.
Right in the middle. Break a shield, break a shield, break a shield.
Guys, if Diablo has a mobile game, why would it overlauch?
Oh my god, that was awesome!
This game, this game is calling it right now.
This game's competitive scene.
This game's competitive scene is going to be bigger than whatever I will reach.
Talk to me in three, we'll revisit this conversation in two years.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
statement in two years
in China maybe that's what I'm talking about overall
Get him get him get him he's he's out of line
Reaper, reaper, reaper, reaper, reaper, reaper
Oh, they're all silenced
Got him got him
I'm gonna get him man
Oh Rika how did he escape?
Oh my fucking pinch is a wave
We need to kill this raincatcher
Put him again, put him again it comes again
Alright
I'm wilting, I'm wilting
I'm gonna heal on the back line
Nice
Okay, you ask any of us
Make him regret
We're gonna say a low
Oh yeah
Who's playing this shit?
I'm gonna stay with...
But then you ask the person who actually looks at the fucking numbers
and actual gaming and notices it's not just fucking PC gamers.
So they're gonna try to make a mobile game off the Overwatch IP.
Same reason why the PC gamer thinks Diablo Immortals is the fucking dumbest shit ever,
but then you look at how much money it generates and then why the fuck would you not make a Diablo Immortal?
Same logic.
None of, nobody's, nobody on the PC side is playing this, but I'm not surprised they did this.
Who's downloading chat? Who's downloading? Anyone here? Anyone here a mobile gamer? Anyone?
Anyone here PC for life? PC for life! I'll die for PC! I'll die for PC! I don't think, I don't even know, I, you know, I have honestly never dived into mobile gaming.
Genshin impact was like the only attempt and
And I was like a month and it was like alright
That was as far as gotcha my first taste of the gotcha life. He got me a month
Now that's the only game
That's the only fucking game but like mobile games were fucking huge dude
I know I'm here playing them through all the noise low mobile bro who fucking cares bro
you're annoying dude at the end of the day people like using their shit ass thumbs and
playing video games I don't know what to tell you there's more of them than you so now that
we've established that fact some of these games have got to be decent unless all these
These motherfuckers are wrong.
Who here has the socks for their thumbs?
Chat, there's got to be one of you guys who tried going.
Okay, what is the most mobile game that you can go pro in?
Is there like a what is what is the counter strike of mobile gaming?
Where you just load up on matchmaking pub G is pub G mobile
Really, I know pub G mobile is huge
Don't make me get into mobile gaming.
The thing is mobile gaming is the casualness, but then seeing how good you are with your thumbs and if it's super accessible, or you casually might 5v5, I don't know, what would you do?
What would you do? Pudgy, I guess.
You load up and fucking play Pudgy and kill a motherfucker with your thumb?
No, I wouldn't play it. Honestly, I'm stream. I see the it's I see the it's not as
Obviously fun. I'm talking about the actual playing
portion
Super me super meat boy 3d demo. I already played it
Honestly, they're doing the game justice. IMO the demo was so they're doing a great fucking job
Wild Rift makes more money than League of Legends on PC isn't are they Chinese?
Yeah, this game is
Gonna be good shit. I'm looking forward to this when it comes out. I already played it though. I'm gonna I'm waiting
What is this is this wild rift
Playing a MOBA on the phone
on their phone.
Wait, how long is, wait, how long is a mole, how long is a
Wild Rift game? Because who the fuck is locking it on their
phone on a game for 30 minutes? I guess it would make more
sense to play it on like an iPad or some shit. No.
15, 20 minute matches.
On a super sweaty League of Legends pro match, does it still
45 to 60 minutes. Save with Dota 2. I haven't tuned in in a while. A Counter-Strike match can
still last an hour. They've gotten 30 to 35 max. So a mobile MOBA, 20 minutes max.
Wild Rift and you just hit the button and you're queuing with people.
Valorant Mobile is available too.
Counter Shrike.
At this point bro, would you chat, would you play a CS Mobile?
I mean at the same time, no.
If I want to play CS, I'm going to just go on the fucking PC.
And then it's kind of like, if I wanted to really play a mobile, I'll just play League.
Or Dota.
Yeah, the thing is, the same logic applies to the phone because more people have phones.
So it's like, oh, I'm just going to default to the phone.
We got the bloomer mentality and they're just PC gamers, so it's different.
Whereas most people, they go right to the phone.
I don't know.
I don't know, buddy.
Even the new Resident Evil remasters are on the phone as well.
Yeah, I'm aware they're doing shit like that.
Yeah, man. Of course, they're making an overwatch mobile game.
Gotcha.
Okay, maybe maybe maybe
Friends la pa la pa friends la pa lupa
Online kill off I mean if this is the actual style I like the style of the game
Looks like this could be good shit
Yeah, this looks like it could be solid why not why not it looks like
Why not buddy
Does everyone own phones nowadays as I haven't owned a phone in the last year
I'm pretty, I would say yes, they make it a lot more accessible now.
I mean you can make phone calls off your computer if he's going, you can go all out on the PC.
This guy could just go all out on the PC, he accepts calls on the PC as well.
You can do shit like that. Maybe this guy is all about the PC
Straight up caveman living you can do that maybe why not
But actually yeah, hold up, I mean
That honestly seems
convenient too because the phone is very convenient in many circumstances. Why the fuck do you not
have a phone bro? What are you doing? Hold on. Fuck the games and all that shit. Don't you ever
have to like maybe look something up real quick? Way less distractions. Yeah, but it's more. It's
not even that's if you're looking at it at like social media and shit like that like the convenience of
GPS or Google and just needed to look stuff up when you need it why would you not wrong lens
not talking about just don't have social media I mean
bro if you're that addicted to social media and you think it's the phone I don't know what to tell
you at that point like you need a phone that bans the apps and only gives you phone and web
or some shit i don't know what to tell you bro the phone is a very it's a it's literally a fucking
tool set you have a toolbox bro you it's like not having a you have a digital ass toolbox
You have a Swiss army digital shit, why would you not use it?
Yeah, social media sucks balls and all this, but then all the other stuff is very good.
Nobody has reason to stare at, nobody has reason to stare to phone all the time.
The only reason to stare at your phone is social media.
Everything else is, GPS is a fucking screwdriver.
You whip it out when you need it.
Google's a fucking drill.
Social media is a fucking wrench.
What are you saying?
Check disc golf master's online PVP I guess now. Yeah, I guess it's a little different now.
We're talking about the guy who doesn't have a phone, bro. Okay. Unless it's like straight up, fully introverted doesn't go outside whatsoever.
Then share why not you only you only need a PC.
Why not?
Full hermit mode.
You don't need a phone if you have a PC on the desk instead of your pocket.
What is Gekko God's?
Archeron, bro. Archeron. It was...
It was decent?
It was decent.
I'll leave it at that. It was decent.
It wasn't...
We'll see. We'll see. Let's see how what happens when it comes out.
I think it was the it was decent though. It was decent. I don't know if it's gonna like pop the fuck off
It was decent though, it's just the game in the sea of games it did feel that way
Wolverine comes out September I know I saw that I have high hopes man. I really enjoyed in some
Insomniac games is good shit, but I need more gameplay.
I need a little more.
This boss looks cool.
This guy looks like a cool ass villain.
I don't know who the fuck that is.
It looks like it will be a fun ass game to play.
Omega Lowell's brother, Omega Red?
Oh.
I'd like to say I'm not a violent man, that trouble just has a way of finding me, but
What I mean by any more gameplay is this all looks pretty good, but we haven't seen like
They haven't everything looks rendered
Or like some sort of a cutscene with some snippets of maybe
Some gameplay
Like that this looks like some executions maybe
Like this will definitely be a great play
Just like how Spider-Man overreacted.
Yeah, like it looks great, obviously.
The seamless cutscene to gameplay?
I don't mind that.
Sometimes, it's like they transition it so well that you can't tell.
a good thing. And when they do it really well it's actually like amazing looking. I mean
shit bro, Spider-Man, there's no way unless you're a fucking liar. Spider-Man was a really
good game. I will say that shit was like master. The first one then it kind of got a bit boring.
IMO, but the first one, the controller and gameplay of how you're using the PS5 controller
and controlling Spider-Man was at master fucking class.
Holy shit, it was so well connected to the controller.
All the moves were so good.
The way you menued and controlled Spider-Man, it was so well done.
So good.
So same motherfuckers now doing a Wolverine game.
Spider-Man, you can get a bit more, you know, Spider-Man's a bit more funky with his style.
You can do crazy shit.
Wolverine is going to be a bit more bound.
Yeah.
You can be more flashy with Spider-Man, Wolverine, you're tied down.
He doesn't have gadgets and shit.
It's like claws and how violent he can get.
Batman has gadgets.
Nothing will beat the Arkham Arkham series, but Spider-Man, they did justice with it.
We'll see though, bro.
It'll be good shit.
We'll know now.
months until this game comes out. Forza Horizon 6. Oh yeah, then the Lego Batman
game coming out is actually gonna be kind of... it actually looks kind of hilarious.
And maybe randomly good-ass gameplay.
Snorza?
Welcome to Japan for the 50th time!
It's forza of course it's gonna look good
I mean it obviously looks good man you load up fours of five fours of horizon five it looks incredible still
Personally like if I loaded up fours of five I would drive around in a car and then
The races aren't thrilling
Am I fucking am I wrong bro
You kind of just like okay you drive here. Okay. We're in a race three two one
and then hopefully you get first. Sure you're gonna have to retry a couple of
times if you've done it and you don't break and shit like of course.
That's every racing game? Yeah! Like Forza's a beautiful ass game the world but
then the tasks in it are just they feel mundane.
Like this is obviously going to be a chill game to drive in for a bit and then you do a couple of races and then after we've been like fourth or the fifth race, you're like, oh, that's cool, bro.
Cool, bro
That's cool, bro
Star Wars racing that one. Oh god, bro guys. I know
Please whoever whoever super religious. This is what we need your prayers. Okay, oh
Lee
Please man pull it off, bro
So Star Wars racing devs please talk to the wreckfest devs, okay?
Tell ask them how they've done their destruction, okay, implemented a bit in your game, okay,
talk to them.
Alright, we don't want a plastic ass Star Wars game because literally if this game
fails they're never making another one okay it will be when we're like 70 okay
we're gonna be gaming our fucking middle finger that sits on the W key is gonna
have like arthritis okay so you can never walk straight in games anymore
you're gonna be going on the accessibility options and that's when
they're going to make the next one. Okay. So like, you guys got to pull this shit off.
I don't know what to tell you. Talk to the fucking rec fest guys. All right. Talk to
the fucking track mania guy. Okay. Email the motherfucker. And then I think you guys know
what you're doing I don't know it's your first first game my publisher oh my god
this is the publisher that made death sprint 66 oh fuck really okay conceptually
Conceptually this was a good game. Conceptually it was solid. It was just a bit shallow. If it was a bit more blown up, maybe.
Remember this game? And burnout car game devs? Yeah. Yeah. I know. We'll see. We'll see. That could mean anything. Okay.
I could mean anything.
We'll see, bro.
I hope they pull this shit off.
It'll be fun.
Good ass matchmaking.
Just good shit.
We'll see.
Not even matchmaking.
Just fun.
Yeah, have a lot of maps on launch too.
Don't fuck up and do a half shit ass release where there's like five fuck no like three
fucking maps. Here comes the season pass. Connect your fucking Disney land account, okay? Whatever
the hell. Okay, we need 10 maps on launch. The DLCs, five maps of DLC. Five maps of DLC.
three months. That's where we're at. Free to play. The DLC will sell itself if the game
is good. I don't know what to tell you. The DLC will sell itself. It's going to be like
every other racing game. Yeah, there's a high chance. But yeah, man. Rook cinematic marathon.
I'm playing the thief.
Alrighty, I'm playing the thief.
Right, there's no thief on the playtest?
Did they actually say that?
Are there going to be solos?
Does the server slam have solos?
of
Yeah, I was snark what I man thank you dude
Mmm. Mm-hmm.
Bungie cinematic director singly trying to save this game.
Let's see where the game lands. Let's see. I'm curious.
Some info about the Star Wars racing game, track-based, not open world, I'm Star Wars
now as well, but a pod racing game, if they actually pull it off as to what I'm picturing
in my mind, as to what it could be, yes, but a lot of these games are shallow, a lot of
These are shallow and just drop off fast.
Hopefully that's not the case.
Track based, novel world multiplayer
plus single player campaign mode,
premium release at launch, no season pass,
focus on learning and mastery of circuits,
replayability, boost system, two phases,
where second phase is a ramjet that goes very fast.
Ramjet generates a lot of heat
and you can explode if you run it too long.
Environments have tactical options
can hold, can age your Hurtchu on Lentana. There are rivers of water and lava that he
can warm up your Remjet to operating temp, but much quicker while rivers can cool it
down, you can walk around the paddock and interact with other Star Wars characters in
between races. Build rivalries, upgrade your skimmers. Hmm. It's not that deep. Did you
Did you play the old pod racing games? I did for a bit and I recalled them being very fun.
I know I played it, I just don't remember where, but I specifically recalled playing it a decent amount.
I don't think I owned it.
And wait, what was it on again?
Nintendo 64?
Oh, I did have a Nintendo 64.
I could have played it at the mall or some shit, man.
All right, what do we have here?
I didn't hit up some demos yesterday.
This game was actually not that bad.
Vampire Crawlers.
Armatis was all right.
I might try this game.
I'll try this one.
Ah, Cthulhu missed the mark for me.
Personally, I missed the mark like 10 minutes into the game.
I ain't gonna lie.
I wasn't feeling it.
Anyone complete this one?
Arc Raiders, it's insane.
You lose armor and the wind slows you down
makes you faster depends on the direction of the wind really. Speaking of arc
raiders, is the new patch worth going back to try out the weather effect? Because
that's actually very cool.
Mmm, you may as well try it. Yeah, I should
One sec
I already played Wanderberg.
It was cool.
It needed a little more content.
Yes, it was the demo.
The thing is the demo was like, it was decent.
Oh, what is this this looks familiar?
Everything is crab. Oh, yeah, that one.
How to make an atomic bomb.
What is this?
Hey, what the hell is this?
Some of these games might be a little, it doesn't look like a bad game, just having curiosity.
Oh my god dude.
Dish dungeon
Maybe we tried on launch, but I don't know this this could this is one of those things where who knows man
They probably track your steam account
You never know honestly how many people are gonna buy this game
I'll pop I'm probably gonna end up playing it because it's subsunday. So then I'm gonna be put on the list
Who the fuck is buying this?
It's a government issued game
Maybe I already played replaced. It was really good
You're already on the list
We're all on some different lists you're already on the after wishlisting it. Yeah
What is comatose
Oh my god.
This actually looks like it could be decent.
Why not?
Why not?
looks like a, I didn't see a generator,
already a wish list.
I played many janky fucking horror games.
I saw no generator.
I'm impressed.
You did it, bro.
There wasn't a single one.
There probably will be one, but it didn't show it.
So now I'm curious.
The loopler?
Don't tell me is this a dopamine category? Oh my god.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
the loop learn I don't I don't fully it could be fun it could be fun
it could be fun maybe maybe isn't an idler
you say that for every game this this is one of those ones
where you know it's inherently going to be some clicker fucking incremental game.
And this is an interesting take on it.
So yes, it could be fucking fun. I need to play it.
This fits the definition of it could be.
Do I play the demo?
That's why that's why there's a demo. I'll actually download this. I'm just gonna play random shit today
Relax and no sponsor
This golf masters, what is this?
Buddy
It's online online PVP this gulf
why not why not random as fuck why not
Maybe, maybe this golf is good in VR.
This golfing in VR, dude.
Okay, okay.
The toxic golf game.
Ah, yeah, I've been playing it a decent.
I actually put in a couple of hours
into the Super Battle Golf.
It's funny.
It's fun, it's funny.
It's not letting me download that Romstead. What is this? And the irony.
Alright, steam is breaking.
Eight players, rebuild the Empire.
Hmm, wait, so Roma's fallen, rebuilt civilization in this action-adventure survival game, eight
players fight, build towns, and earn favor with the Roman gods.
Interesting.
cool because it's eight players so I'm wondering how this works it's almost like
maybe maybe it's like stardew valley but there's multiple people on the server
multiplayer stardew valley but like no you're not farming you're rebuilding the god damn
of Rome and the Empire.
Grind survivor, grind survivor.
There's 3,500 new demos on Steam, so it's kind of a,
there's a bit of finding the exceptional ones.
it looks kind of like hmm I don't know if it's different enough
I don't think this one's different enough to give it a go.
Deep snow delivery? I swear I played that game already.
We're Dast and Future Night.
First person, co-op or observation.
I did try Vampire Crawlers. I thought it was actually pretty fun. If it's like a $3.5
game and you don't expect too much and you like the vampire survivor feel it
looked like it was fun those type of games they need more never mind what is
those
When I see close-up shots like that it just makes me think that they're trying to show their texture work and their detail.
Like that one game that looks cool.
It's like, look, we didn't buy this off the store!
That one game did a similar trailer, but showed more gameplay.
That looks really cool
The guy with the sword you guys know what I'm talking about it kind of look like that demo the way they're showing it
Unless this is it is a horror game
Yeah, fate keeper fate keeper
Rebold interactive there's a demo
Hmm.
This game kind of reminds me of it might be like a almost like a horror like a museum
almost.
I wonder I would actually try I would try it I would try it actually let me see what
they're trying to do here.
you like go to like you go to the skeleton and you observe the skeleton and it's like
and you're trying to look for clues off of different unique entities
like you observe it and have to point stuff out on it let's see I don't fucking know I'll
I'll download it and try it.
Arcade Shop.
I
Damn zoomers
and
Sure, man.
Nobody does.
That's why they died.
Yeah, arcades aren't as popular as they used to be of course.
Alright Chad, I think I got a list of games here.
I feel like I got a decent list.
Unless there's some exceptional shit out there that you guys have not linked yet.
I already played the Wonderbug demo, Britha, I already did, I don't think they patched
it or anything.
Yeah, what was that about Gladio Mori?
What is Gladio Mori again?
Oh, this game?
The last I heard about this game is the game I was looking forward to got pulled from steam because they said they copied this game's
Some assets of this game
All UI overall weapon plus armor was this game good?
And I also heard that this game, they banned a lot of their users.
What's that, what's that at this game?
That was Dorsord?
Oh, shit.
This looks so bad.
You think this looks bad?
I feel like there's potential here.
How much is this?
50, 60 bucks?
Hmm.
I did play this, but I want to say it was the demo.
This looks kind of satisfying.
Yeah, I'm not gonna be here tomorrow, but I'll be here Thursday.
All right, I'm gonna start with I don't think there's anything else that is new chat these demos
I don't know what we're doing here far far West has overwhelmingly positive reviews
Shall I try this one is this is this let me see
Yeah, I might start with Darwin project. 33 Immortals is on Steam now, the demo. Anyone
play this? Have they updated it a lot? I still want someone to make a game like this, but
little more cooked. This game is cool, but I'm thinking imagine if someone made a game like this
with like lost art combat. Same loop maybe. You just queue up it's 33 people and you just try to
go as far as you can. I don't know. It's like just we'll just cooler just more budget and it like
Like it's a, I love the concept of this game where you just go in and literally do 33 people online fighting bosses and grinding their characters. And if you die, you die.
But maybe it's like it balances to, oh, if there's three people left and 30 of the people died, you can still complete it with three people.
If you are skilled enough.
But you I don't know. And yeah, just a bit more cooked. If they should have lost arcs.com bat.
I love the 33 you can. You could in this game. I thought it was wicked hard to do it. Whereas like, oh, we lost half the lobby. It's pointless to even try.
Granted, that's when I played it.
I don't know how the game is now.
It's cool that they're updating it.
I did try Toxic Commando.
It was okay.
Our car west is going to be a good comparison.
All right.
I'm about to load up games unless you guys actually found some crazy shit.
One other thing.
Can't you see like the most popular demos or is it too late or too early?
Visuals, players, controller, platform, I don't know.
I'm blind. Yeah, the charts. Oh the charts. Yeah, where are the charts? Does it take a little bit of time?
Okay at the top for you by theme. Oh wait charts are right here. Well
Trending upcoming. Yeah, wind rose was really good vampire crawlers played this we're gonna play this
Dark Haven I did not try it. Did anyone try this shit the
the diablo devs pulse do they have something here data center
this actually looks like it could be really fun
Job simulator.
Bro, this actually looks fun.
We'll finally, you know, you can see we can finally make insert MMO servers here.
Yeah, this looks fun, man.
What do you mean, bro?
it's not fun. I guess running all those cables manually. Motherfucker, you didn't know you
were gonna have to do that before you got into it? What do you mean? Brosman all this
time and then by the way, you have to manually plug in every fucking wire.
What the fuck? There's no way you didn't know that shit before you spent all that time educating
yourself about how to do this shit in a way. That's part of it.
This actually doesn't look bad, dude. I would actually play that.
Zero parades for dead spies.
Which spire?
Archeron, Wanderer, Amethyst,
Romestead,
Space Cadet.
No one is playing Last Flag.
No one's playing it.
Goldman.
Oh yeah, this coin pusher game was actually pretty damn satisfying.
Let's see, let's see, I'm going to hit up.
Let's see what Konami has.
Let's see what Konami has here.
Let me see, is this game going to be worth playing when it comes out?
I'm looking forward to the new Silent Hill.
Let's see what their other random ass game.
Let's see what their new random ass game is.
By the way, we made this octopus game.
I'm extremely hyped for RE9.
I think it's one of the finest wines of the year.
of quarter one
Potential game of the year
Potential
All right, then GTA 6 is potentially coming out and then there's Wolverine
I don't know
Let's see what we have here. Why did Konami make this game?
Why? Oh Crimson Desert? We'll see
Wait like solid snake
Call for help.
Oh, like if you're stuck.
Oh, he sticks to anything.
Huh.
Hold up.
Um, mm-mm-mm.
Oh, never mind.
Okay.
Whoa!
What the hell is going on here?
Based off of a true story.
Oh, mother!
Where the hell am I?
Oh, whoa, okay.
That was a cool transition.
Oh
My god, what the hell dude? This is why you don't press red buttons. Oh shit
That fucking Skyrat is eating good.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Yeah buddy, yeah!
I know what you're trying to do.
Whoa!
oh shit oh oh oh oh what you're joking right you're joking what the hell is this
I don't think you can go in the barrel. Oh, some of them are hollow
All right, yeah chat guys, we're not doing this
Okay, oh now I can go it with this one I can't oh really
Oh my, oh that saved me.
Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Okay, chill.
Oh, this is a risky one, this is risky.
Alright, we made it easy.
All right, we're escaping that goddamn sky rat
Oh, he's still there
You work for IGN
Oh my god.
Oh, this is actually not bad.
Oh, I'm dead.
I'm fucking dead.
Oh my, alright.
There we go.
You know what?
I just wanted to hear Willm again.
I'm in! I'm in! No!
Yeah, this game is harder than it looks.
Okay, I fuck you, man.
This bird has evolution on its side, alright?
Why do you think that bird still exists?
Really get it hunting and eating.
Why do octabytes still exist?
Um, I'm in a weird...
I'm not in my natural habitat.
Uh-oh.
Oh no.
Jack, we could have RNG'd us an octopus, okay?
Life is RNG.
Oh my god.
Go, go.
Oh shit.
Really?
Now they're trying to trigger the assault, the Metal Gear fans, bro.
Now they're trying to, now they're trying to make fun of Kojima, okay?
Kojima's like, you motherfucker.
Infiltrate the U-Food canning factory, Darwin, you have a special assignment for you.
We need you to gear up and do your usual solid job.
The fate of our world is in your tentacles.
We believe U-Food is up to something really nasty.
You must infiltrate their canning factory and stop them like you were a sneaky snake.
Forgive me, the light is the greatest.
25 camouflage suits being an octopus you're already pretty darn swell at blending in this should make you even better at least look cooler oh
My god
Oh, so I'm an octopus on a mission here. Oh shit
Okay, oh this game actually looks pretty cool man, I would actually play this game on launch this demo has convinced me
Yeah, I would play this game.
It's actually way better.
It is like a little Nightmares.
The way it's directed is cool though as well.
Is this actually like metal gear from Octopus's perspective?
Oh shit.
Here we go.
Oh fuck.
It's just 2300 volts.
So what's the plan?
Oh wait, there's timing.
There's timing here.
Bro, there's no way I'm doing this.
I'm gonna turn into Kalamari.
Ah!
Boy, it's the Death Dev.
He literally worked on that so hard!
Okay, so people would have one tapped it, okay?
I'm trying to okay I want to see the guys work you think that's just easy to make
So what do you mean left? Am I is it back up this way? Oh
There's no fall damage. I swear this is
The truck moved, go left. Wait, really? Oh wait, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! True! Oh fuck, so
this game you go left. I was thinking you're constantly progressing to the right. Brah.
oh my god it worked it worked holy shit the camo bro that's actually cool dude
Okay, okay, winnable, winnable.
I'll move in, I'll move in.
Nice.
I wonder if he actually, oh, you actually camo into what you're standing on.
I could have been bad.
Now that I know how to do this, we can get into the factory.
oh dear why does it feel like I'm about to go right this this seems like a bad way
way to go. Wait a minute. Yes. Good thing I waited. Good thing I waited. We're going.
We're going!
Oh shit.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, this is gonna be a doozy.
Oh, he's back, he's back.
Oh god, oh god, the timing.
Ah!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
easy they really don't like it they were ready to kill me right into attack mode
You know who they're looking for?
Alright, alright, what is this?
Remember to fit in with the silly humans, we must fit into our human suits.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god aliens
What the hell man nobody knows they're not actually real
All right, let's go let's go let's go let's go keep moving keep moving
keep going keep going keep going whoa we're going we're going we're going oh
this guy right now what are you doing oh there we go
oh
Yeah, move the eyes, man.
We're going on the highway?
I thought we were trying to get to the factory.
Really.
We're on the main road.
I got to think about this.
That was kind of cool before we inevitably have bullshit oh my god
No, dude, we're going underground
It's always the sewers why not go up
Now where the hell am I going this is going back to the factory, but that was kind of the point
Yo, factorial, thank you for the 10 gifties, bro.
Oh, shit!
What if I have gone to the left?
That looks like death in there.
But then you can...
Oh, yeah, wait, this is the dead end.
We have to go down there.
That looked like a dead end.
I'm going down there I'm scared further down oh god wait a minute I go in here I
mean I already pressed a red button so what what what is a red lever
Maybe that bad.
Maybe it's like a lawnmower.
Are you just gonna hold it?
Huh.
Can I open this?
I can't set it to a specific amount.
I can't open the door.
a pop maybe I need to bring what I need here and that opens yeah okay
maybe I come back maybe there's something on the left here
Where does this lead us?
Oh my god!
Oh, okay.
I cannot tell if I can pass that, or if I can just jump over them or not.
Not sure.
Oh, yeah, there we go.
I tried that earlier. Oh shit, and it didn't work, but I don't think I did it correctly.
I'm not that tasty!
Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Oh!
How the hell is that?
Oh, well, this isn't good.
Alright, now let's go see what that does.
Am I sticking?
Yes.
Very nice.
Bada bing bada boom.
Alright, where does this lead us?
Whee!
Ah!
I wonder why that was off.
At least nothing blew up.
Interesting.
Dead end?
Better than re-animal?
I don't think so not yet.
Re-animal was beautiful.
This game is- this game's cool.
Oh my god!
Home!
Finally!
Oh!
Oh, that's actually kind of sick.
Holy shit!
I didn't think I'd see a body of water ever again
Whoa oh my god
I
Think you know what I think Konami
They're like they're like a Phoenix bro people thought they couldn't do it after MGS
Silent Hill was the remake
The new one announced the one that came out and now this it seems like they're finding their stride again
This is a solid game. It's not like some Plinko bullshit. Nah, man. F was so bad. It wasn't
so bad. It wasn't as good as 2, but it was a good attempt at Silent Hill. Alright, I'm
not sure what I'm supposed to do here. I can't camo anymore. It was not like a massive fucking
hit but you know. Can I move camo? Can I like camo and drop? Oh no. Something handy could
be used as cover. Oh, what the fuck? Oh! Oh, I'm gonna fail this. Oh, I'm gonna fail
All right chill bro chill.
All right there it is.
Whoa.
What is that noise?
I thought this was the food factory.
Oh shit!
I think I see where I needed to go.
Oh shit, which way?
Oh my god!
Dude, I'm holding space!
Oh right here, right here, right here.
Oh, I'm not gonna make it.
Oh my god!
Hold up, hold up.
I bet the next one is I couldn't make it in time.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Shit!
Almost, almost! God damn it!
Oh my fucking god, dude.
There it is. There it is. Safe.
The security camera down here. Oh.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, where am I going?
Where am I headed right now?
It looks like I need to go to...
Uh-oh.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
I don't think there's another barrel.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I don't think there's another barrel I
Got again wait wait
All right here we go
Take two
And...
Clean.
I'm taking this with me.
I'm not sure, I don't think this is coming with me here.
Excuse me?
Was I supposed to shoot that up?
Hold on man, come on dude!
Shat, fuck you guys, alright?
Get a motherfucker and mess up, alright?
I will give you controls on Discord and if you do not one tap, well, we're never gonna see you again.
Shit!
Oh, I see what I need to do. It's too late, though.
Oh, I made it!
Nice.
There we go.
Goodbye water.
Okay, anyone want controls?
I'm done.
Okay, anyone want controls?
I'm done.
I've decided.
I don't want you guys to watch my gameplay anymore.
I've decided.
All yours.
I'm deciding.
It seems like the wave.
I'm freeing you from the curse be gone. You're free
I'm freeing you like a horse be free
You don't need to watch anymore be free
oh shit oh shit what the fuck is this man what the fuck is this bro what the
hell are we doing here man are you joking right now hold on let me let me
switch sides there's no way I'm doing this right
What the fuck is this, man?
I think I gotta use that on dead.
What's the catch here?
Wait, is there two barrel?
I don't think there's two barrel, I don't think so.
can't take more than one. Let's just fly over there. Wait. Oh, it did. You can't take multiple
barrels it's in the doorway what god damn it guys am I wait oh it's right there
It's right there. Holy shit, dude, blend it in!
All right, this one's gonna be a little doozy. Hold on, hold on. Okay. Okay. Um, how the fuck? Can I stack these?
I dual stack these?
I do not need help
All right, let's see if this works. Then what? I don't know.
First, this is seeing if this works.
How in the fuck are we going to do this?
Oh, I see how to do it.
I see how to do it.
Okay, that's what the Ludge is for.
Oh, whoops.
I know how to do it.
just placed it wrong. Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go. There we go, there
There we go.
And there's a third one, isn't there?
Why the hell is there a third one?
Oh.
What?
What
And
Okay, at this point, where the hell are we?
Why are there explosives underneath the food factory?
Oh no.
What are we doing here?
Okay.
What the fuck?
Oh.
Hello again Darwin. Seems you have a bit of a situation under your tentacles. Big canning is watching you.
Lucky for you in the world we have a cool new ink shooter gadget. I'm betting it comes pretty natural to you.
Do us a solid and squirt your way through those cameras.
Oh shit, I got a gun, dude.
Oh wait, no, I got...
Oh shit, hold up.
Can I just ink up the whole place?
No more barrels, feels good.
There it is.
Wait, water, water, squid devs?
Okay, come on man. Konami, Konami, we should we should have the tech for that.
This game is pretty fucking awesome though.
This is definitely... is that Metal Gear?
Wait, am I going in here, or slingshotting myself all the way up?
What the fuck is this?
I think I'm slingshotting all the way up.
Ah!
What?
Ah!
What?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
What's this, keep gates closed!
Oh my god!
HEY! HEY!
Goddammit. God damn it. I was trying to make it cinematic, bro. Okay?
Oh
I'm I'm not gonna lie. That was actually pretty damn good, dude
That was actually a good ass game, dude
That's that's it right there. I will that was cool dude. That was actually very cool
The environments are very cool. They're nice
Very very nice
It was good, right that
It feels good bread that 26 Europe 25 bucks I mean re how much was re-animal
$28, $40 for reanimal.
If you look at similar genre, I mean it fits the price for $25.
does. Yeah, I mean, in comparison, it does. It seems like it has that quality too. It has good quality.
Now, it's up to you if you think this game that will be probably six hours long, seven hours is
worth 25 bucks. This is like a movie comparison game. You're going to go, this is a popcorn game
in a way for six to seven hours. It's not going to hit the one hour equals one dollar rule.
But this is definitely going to be a game to play on launch. That was cool, man.
That was cool. I enjoyed this. I enjoyed this. All right, let's see if this game's game of the year.
Ritter and Rottwein. Is this not on Twitch?
Oh, it is. No box art.
Unity, Unity?
Multiplayer? Oh, shit, what?
Tutorial?
Hey, there!
Was the your line of sight and direction hold down to extend your right arm so that you can
rotate.
Here we go.
Oh my god.
Night of the Seven Kingdoms practice.
I'm guard.
I'm guard.
I dare thee.
I dare thee do this.
Keep the wheel straight so that it can spin until the progress bar is full.
Oh.
Wait, keep the wheel straight?
What the fuck?
Dude, what the fuck?
Keep the wheel straight so that it can spin while the progress bar is full.
Yeah, what the fuck is this guy talking about?
What are we talking about here?
The wheel's straight. Am I tripping?
Ah! Oh, you want me to run? Okay, there we go, there we go. Alright, here it is.
Hold up.
I didn't know this was how they did fucking javelin practice, okay?
FU-KAY-AY-AH!
nice or l3 to jump by moving in the opposite direction of your view you
can prepare yourself for landing
okay let's try this again we got a I think we got to go back
No, no, no, this game has potential, dude. This game has potential.
Okay, here we go.
I don't get it.
I think there's a way to land properly and I'm not doing it correctly.
Use Q to switch your basic stance, strike.
Hit all rings within a short time to pass trial.
okay here we go hold on hold on how the fuck did you do ow
wait the rings oh yo oh okay I used my head what the fuck
and guard! Yeah! Yeah! That was pretty neat! What do you mean, man? That was great! Oh,
he knew, he knew. Oh yeah, he was right! I did do better. Very nice, very nice. Press
alt to perform a dash and land a quick strike. What the hell dude? Oh there it is, there
There it is!
Wait, the bar didn't fill it all.
Let me jump over here.
Oh, we gotta jump a little, uh...
Okay, what the fuck, man?
Yeah, why is it not working now? Do I need to run a little faster?
Yeah, he's not dashing with ult
Let me try again here. Let me let me get a good boost
buddy buddy okay okay apparently just got to knock them over holy shit
A big apple tree.
There he is at night!
Now...
Begins!
All right, finally, father said I was old enough to leave the castle.
I would make a name for thyself, for thine name, for thine name.
Here I go!
I've never seen this part.
Only from the window at my castle.
What?
Pick me one of those delicious apples.
Press one or to steal your weapon?
There, what the fuck is this game?
Okay, yeah.
At once, Ia!
At once!
I will retrieve this apple!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Eee!
This task is much more difficult than I anticipated, master catch!
Master, reach for a house!
You requested an apple!
That must have hurt here. Take this bottle of grape juice. This will make you feel better.
Let me just...
Thank you.
Let me drink it.
Exquisite!
Oh, I did it. Alright. Here we go boys. Holy shit
Hey, y'all, let's go bro. Gladio and Glory potentially too
Come on mom
Wait, is this friends list? Steam remote play. Fuck. Bro, is AI not good enough to just like
put in some fucking networking code? God damn it. Don't they use clawbot? The only good use
case of AI make it so I use it makes fucking back end for these games so you
can just press a button and accuse you the only the only good news I did I did
space bar. I'm ready. I hit it as soon as I joined up. Wait, who the... I don't think
it... did it cue me? I don't think so. It looks like you need to steam remote play.
Yeah, see? Multiplayer local or via Steam remote play.
Feels bad.
Feels fucking bad. As I was saying, the only good use case.
Singleplayer.
It is the day of my birth. What shall I do?
Ah, grandpa. I miss thee. I will make you proud.
What the fuck is this, bro?
Let me just pick up...
GAAAGH!
Oh, I have to cook what I...
Alright, my stat page.
I want cheese and chicken.
What?
The hell just happened?
Welcome to the tavern.
Here's the most honorable knights gathered to recount their glorious adventures.
Take a Cypher to then set forth to reclaim your fame if you complete an adventure swiftly
and defeat mighty foes in honorable combat you shall earn fame.
What I look like I'm seizing, but should you be defeated or lag about in idle comfort your
fame will fade and there is no place in this tavern for dishonorable rabble.
Now then go forth become the most glorious night of them all.
Alright what the fuck just happened?
I guess this was me.
I hate creative character, but...
Alright.
Oh, it was this confession before.
Okay.
And so the odd journey begins!
Ah-ha!
Ah! You've never been that way.
Goddamn! What is that special ale? Fuck!
I would free myself!
How do you free yourself?
Hold on, let me use my limbs.
train for this with my sword that I cannot lift for some fucking reason
Is that actually game over buddy you didn't even try upper body strength dude
dude?
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold up
if I swing myself
I like it like so
dude he
he's refusing to lift his fucking arm
Hold on, hold on, spam, stamina?
Okay.
Oh, I have a light!
Is there a weight system?
Where did I just get that from?
I'm trying to see if I can...
I might need to reset here.
Yeah, we might reset here.
He's dead.
I can spacebar, I can hold left click and swing, he doesn't do anything with alt.
What the fuck is this?
And then sometimes he can lift up if I spam a little bit.
I'm gone!
Oh, gosh!
How dare they!
Put my sword down.
I will not ask you again.
I see.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Okay, half sword, two.
Alright, let me open this.
Oh, no, let me show you my stash, let me just open it up.
You know what?
It's locked.
Oh, shit, can I wear this?
I don't think I can wear this.
What does this enter? Armory.
Oh, shit, man, they're... I kinda like the default.
I've improved myself.
Let's put this away.
Alright. Ugh. What's over this way?
Today we celebrate the return of our High Lord Vaughn, Shinkstein, let the feasts begin.
What the hell is going on here?
I do not wish to fight.
My lord.
Dude, what the fuck?
All right, I'm gonna go right first. I'm gonna go right
Yeah, just wait till I figure this out
The scene is more
All right
The blade that speaks to me
All right, here we go.
Oh, shit, man!
Good thing I have it.
Ah, this is a good shit.
It's like the booze.
All right.
It is just a string.
Oh, my God!
Ah!
Come closer, my lord.
It is just a string.
Oh, my God!
Ah!
Oh, my God!
Yes!
Ahhhh!
Can I do this?
Put it down!
I don't know what the red means!
Oh shit!
Oh, oh, you mean battle, buddy, you mean battle!
Okay, okay!
Oh
Blades buddy, I'm hitting three this motherfucker's not whipping his shield out
Oh dude, are you kidding me? Are you kidding?
You know what oh I see what I you know what you know what happened I did it I did I did the the difficulty mode I
I see what happened here hold on I see I see the gist but that changed anything
oh okay
is this even doing anything I saw the height go down
what
with
a stew
All right, where can we get okay, maybe this will work in my favor
All right, the stats don't change that much.
Okay, let's go. Okay.
What up, mom?
Yes, yes. Uh-huh.
All right, let's move.
All right, my fame starts today.
Yeah!
Whoa!
Shat, someone figure out what the red means.
Now I have a shield.
Alright.
The stab is the biggest bullshit I've ever seen.
You know what?
We're gonna jump over those.
Alright.
Ah ha!
Yeah!
One guard!
One guard sir!
Ah yes!
Wah!
That would not happen to you. Wait till I figure out- Oh my God!
I would not be bested.
I dare you. I dare thee!
I was trying to get him into it all right let's go man let's go
Okay, oh, what is that noise a new technique
from generation to generation
I can't even drink my drink.
Oh, I'm drinking it.
I can't feel it anymore.
Every time I jump, he slices my leg.
I don't have a shield anymore.
Oh my god dude.
Oh there it is!
Alright.
If only I knew how to properly swing it.
I must keep the momentum and fight! Oh my god dude!
Alright default Daniel.
default Daniel here we go
you know what it didn't seem like oh yeah
okay chill chill new tech on oh my god
Oh, this is going to hurt.
Oh!
I had a dream that I got caught in a rope.
Yes, this is this is Pog of the Seven Kingdoms
Okay, yeah, the fall damage hurts
All right, yeah, we're not fucking around now. Okay, we got to go become a king. All right, a night
We're moving
The Pog what was it called the night of the seven of the seven kingdoms right the Pog of the seven kingdoms
Or a night a night
right a not the nine?
oh spoilers
oh fuck
that has cut off circulation
ow ow
ow
alright here we go
All right, here we go.
I am back.
I am not the same man.
I am not the same.
But I can tell you're a fool.
And you will not win this.
How are you kidding me?
I sliced the head open.
Yeah.
What the fuck is this, man, holy sh- god, god, damn!
Oh my god!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
He lives!
There it is.
It's over, it's over.
I drink on the corpse.
My journey is just beginning.
This is just the first page.
Alright.
Here we go.
What the- what the- did this game- I have a lot of armor on.
Oh shit!
Whoa!
Oh damn, new gear!
Oh no!
I'm sorry!
Oh no, I'm ruined.
at least I still have these barrels of raw wine made by... oh, you do sir.
Oh shit, the OST.
Okay.
Yo.
Ah!
There's bees!
I'm gonna just let them sting me at this point. Ow. I can't feel anything. Holy shit
Dude, what am I doing?
Keep drinking. Oh my god, I survived
Yeah, this is what it was like back in the day, bro
I don't know where he's getting the rest of those booze from but it's it's
regaining me all right there we go father said no matter what keep your
sword and shield out when you're on the road maybe I can fill my booze with this
No. Alright. Can I get a...
No, here we go! Oh, fuck. Not again! No!
Yes.
That looks like a regen.
I should have taken the wagon.
training dummy. Alright here we go and yeah.
Can I not climb this rope? I thought I could climb. Oh here we go, here we go.
Oh my god, and there's armor? I must go back. I must. Although it feels like my leg is broken.
It is very difficult to jump all right let me practice here are you kidding me how do
you how do you even jump that high oh my god you take damage doing that I could
I'm gonna cussed myself. There's no way!
Oh my!
Oh shit!
Wait!
I'll get it, I'll get it. I have a decent amount.
I must continue my journey.
Undead!
You're just another foe.
I will not lose.
And maybe a peasant.
Oh, I think the red means there is disarm- it's in a disarmable state.
And before I'm totally wrong.
Come at me.
This is my eternal stance.
No one has beaten this stance.
No knight knows what to do.
when faced with this exactly I drink to your death okay there's no way bro what
If I just have to hit it with my sword.
Hey, hey, hey, that's all you meant.
Oh, really?
Oh, they don't come up for you?
Oh, oh, oh, what's that, bro?
Yeah, yeah.
No, no.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, shit, my armor!
That was weighing me down.
You're a nothing.
Put it down.
I did not want to kill thee.
My journey does not end here
But I must do what I must if you do not hear
So be it
How does my neck still exist?
Oh my God!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Oh my god.
Who touching these- oh my god, these rules.
I cannot be best in here.
I refuse.
Dude, this guy's fucking me up, man!
Oh, man!
Shit!
That's a nice castle in the background.
Oh, shit.
No.
No, wait! Wait for the swing.
It'll be vulnerable.
Just like Master Toppy now!
Oh my god!
Dude, how are you still alive and flipping?
Yes!
Do your yields!
Do your yields!
Where's my helmet?
Where is my helmet?
Where the fuck is it?
Oh my god
Oh my god, when I am broke up I will be just like you, water.
I will be just like you.
Let me just make sure I eat my protein.
Look at me, I just make sure...
So I become stronger.
There you go.
Welcome to the Diverbridge, there's a lot of road night gathering to recap their glorious adventures.
Alright, here we go.
Alright, do that.
Here we go!
Alright, the journey begins.
I'm gonna stay!
I have been defeated by bees and ropes, but no man has claimed victory.
Yes, yes.
I am one quack, quack.
What the fuck is this man?
Holy shit.
I just die and just fuck this motherfucker!
All right, and now here we go.
And...
Whack!
Ah, hi!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh yeah, you always get this.
Ledgy!
Oh shit, Ledgy, dude.
Rocking me!
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh shit!
Wait!
Yeah.
Ah!
Oh fuck!
AHHHHH!
Why?
Where'd they?
Where'd they be?
That's alright.
The alcohol.
At the seat of the puppy.
Get up.
Ha ha.
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
Who goes there?
Oh my...
Ah!
Wait!
Ah!
Ah!
Wait!
Please!
I don't need the rope, you motherfucker!
I don't need no rope, you piece of shit!
I don't need no rope, you piece of shit!
I don't need no rope, you piece of shit!
I don't need no rope, you piece of shit.
I'll get it.
You piece of shit.
You don't even know the aim that I...
Yes!
Yes!
What the hell, there's spikes on the crossbow!
Die!
Huh
The chest I will claim oh my god my arm
Oh shit you chest piece all right one leg all right
We continue for us.
Who goes there?
Another fool.
You think you can best me?
Yah!
Yah!
Yah!
YAAA!
Why do you feel that?
Your legs are traveling!
Yield now, Knight!
Yield now!
I continue. Oh, shit! Yeah, what is the blue bar by the way? Is that like stamina? Yeah,
what is the blue bar? Is that like a buff? It's depleting. Is that literally like a
Drunk me
The bees make me stronger
I will live!
Just give me a minute!
Just give me a minute!
Exactly where I wanted you.
You piece of shit.
I'm gone!
Years of training unlocked techniques like this
This guy's a fucking tank
You're lucky this sword is blunt.
You're lucky.
Apparently the fucking tip is not sharp at all.
Yeah!
Yeah!
God damn it!
Holy shit!
Oh my god
As I was the journey I'm 44% done and I have 600 seconds left
I left.
Wonderful.
Ah, I got passed what you were trying to protect.
Sir Knight, now I could leave, but I will fight thee, since I have honor.
I could leave, and see you later.
Oh, oh God, oh, don't go in the well.
Okay, okay, now that I know there's a hundred percent I have incentive to beat this
Okay
This is the worst shit god damn it not this limb all right
All right, there's a demo incentive here, okay
AHH!
Someone call the dead, what the fuck does the red mean?
Oh my god dude.
I have beaten many of you.
What the fuck are you made out of?
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
Bro!
How are you even?
How?
What is this strife?
Where does it come from?
What do you cry for?
What is this strife?
Where does it come from?
Where does it come from?
Where does it come from?
What do you cry for?
Fuck you, man!
Get a breach!
Get a breach!
Put your shit down!
Get a fight!
Oh, it seems like you always get that item.
Sorry.
Sorry.
We're going.
We're cruising.
We're cruising.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah!
Oh, fuck!
Oh!
It's okay!
It's okay!
Ow!
Okay.
It's okay, it's okay, no!
Okay, I'm being- oh god.
Holy fuck, there's- there's so many!
Well, I gotta drink through the pain.
This actually looks cozy to sleep on, but I must continue.
I must.
I must get home.
Alright dude, the jumping?
Hold on, here we go.
Okay.
There we go, there we go, there we go.
Very nice.
Oh, no crossbombing this time.
Nice.
Yeah, always the same loot.
All right, here we go. Just like we trade.
Hey!
Don't make me stab you, bro. Don't make me. Don't make me do it.
Oh my god! Oh, you felt that. Oh, shit.
Headshot.
I'm going. Oh my god, that was the worst. Oh shit, the one tap. 44%, 44%, 44%.
I've claimed your back!
You would no longer walk straight!
You would no longer walk straight!
I claimed the E!
Oh, that was a new color!
Oh, shit!
Yo, this is the furthest I've ever been.
Alright, just another sip.
What are you going to do here, Knight?
What are you going to do here?
You've never versed one like me.
Ah! You break the bees!
You've never seen a bee like me.
You've never seen a bee like me.
You've never seen a bee like me.
You break the bees!
At this point I've been stung so many times.
I don't know, it doesn't hurt anymore.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck!
This is bad!
Drake!
Drake!
Reach in!
Ah shit!
Ah, shit!
Oops!
An actual lord!
Wait!
I am drunk!
No!
Please!
Hold on!
I will not lose to you!
Upgrade!
Oh fuck.
There it is. I will not lose.
Headshot! Double headshot!
Triple! Quadruple!
Penta! Oh shit!
What the hell?
Are you fucking kidding me, dude?
Oh shit, I have this weapon now for good.
Alright, here we go.
Sometimes you jump so high.
No dude.
I have to beat this.
I'm going to be a night when I grow up father.
I do not like protein though.
I love this fucking grass.
Oh shit, okay.
I hit E by accident.
Alright, vegan build.
Vegan build.
Alright skills.
Yeah!
Oh shit!
Whee!
Good thing I was part of the gesture.
Council.
We're back at the castle.
Okay, okay bitch.
What up bro?
Come on man.
That's what I thought dude.
The wall's gonna help you friend.
Yay!
You ain't getting out of there bro.
You're not getting out of that, man!
You're not getting out of that shit!
Come on! Come on! Stamp yourself!
Oh, really? Oh, really? Oh, really?
How dare they?
How dare they? You've lost!
Don't do this!
It is over!
How are you even standing like that?
Oh my god! You're still a threat! Oh shit!
Ah, your tenacity!
It is strongwired!
Okay, this guy's armor is insane apparently?
How the fuck is he doing this?
Oh man, you have better control than me and I'm on the ground.
Oh, you felt that, you felt that.
Okay, now he's showing off.
Look, is that your natural state?
What the hell?
Fucking Cirque du Soleil, motherfucker!
Come on, man!
What the hell that here?
Pinata piece of shit
Come on
God that he's kicking my ass
Yeah, I'm gonna catch you down. I'm gonna catch you down. Okay. I didn't know I didn't know you excelled in this position
Okay, you piece of shit hold on now
I'm gonna catch her down. I didn't know.
All right, that was impressive.
Oh, sorry, sir.
I will pay thee when I become a knight. I will not remember. I will not forget thee.
Remember me. I will pay thee back.
Oh no, there's an archer this time.
What?
What?
Nothing.
Nothing.
What?
Nothing.
Whatever you do.
Don't hit the hands.
All right.
I don't know why this is easier than the rope.
Alright, the other guy...
AHH!
Nevermind.
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH! Fuck you!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
My journey does not end.
I don't need that armor.
Don't fuck with us, Ralph.
fuck with this man what did I tell you what did I tell you I need this I don't
Why do I do that crazy ass jump?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey!
Why me? Why me? Attack him!
I'm a bee-enjoyer.
Oh shit, they're back. They're back. They're back.
Yep, yep.
I didn't help you at all yeah, how do I jump high
There it is, all right.
The journey continues.
Yield knight, yielder, I will sight saw thy head off.
There is no escape. There is no escape. The only escape is death. Wait, I can't get...
What the hell is that? What? My sword? What the hell? What did you do to my sword?
back it's back there you go nice
sometimes you just got to climb
oh my god whoa not going there oh shit
all right let me just move this whatever
I
Help!
I am in the water!
Help me!
Please!
Help me!
You think there's special loot down here?
I can't see shit.
Oh my god.
Hello!
Well, what the hell?
My boy, remember, they strike with their guns, it's like a sword with another edge.
It may believe it is an edge, but it's a real particular sword.
Courtesy is the brilliant power that quite understand, and I've just not made great my face, but by the way he lowers it.
He who greets before he speaks, who listens before he judges, shows true mastery, first
over himself.
Opa!
He was always right, even though him being right got him killed.
Oh, shit! What the fuck? Who is this guy? Why do you live down here? Who are you?
The castle's chef. Why? Put thy cleaver down. It does not have to be like this.
Oh, sh- oh, sh- oh, sh-
All right, let me build us dwarfs.
Where's the escape?
There's satellites.
This must open.
This must.
Oh, oh my god, it does.
Oh, shit, the knight!
Oh, fuck, the last guy.
What if I just trap him down here?
Hey, dumb ass!
Hey!
Oh, fuck.
Don't do this, bro.
Come on, let me go!
Oh, yeah, yeah, chill, chill, chill.
Even the battleground, fucker.
Even the battleground, even it.
All we're doing this, no honor, no honor.
You're facing a sin.
All that armor, but no armor!
Grrr!
Grrr!
I will bring you to your king!
Goddamn!
Oh fuck, you're heavy!
I will bring thee!
I
Was that all right, I will leave you here and get a horse and come back
Who's this?
Oh
Have mercy on a poor beggar. I am so hungry. How can I help you if you could bring me even an apple?
I would be eternally grateful
Say no more
A knight does many things, not just swing his sword, but also helps the common man.
I will find this apple.
Just one apple for the man.
But through night, perhaps thy neighbor...
Wait, how do I even...
Okay, let me grab one.
What?
What the fuck?
Are you kidding me?
What the hell is tha-
Ah! Ah! Ah!
What is this? Ow!
No way. No way.
Did they all disappear?
Ah, yes.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Why did they choose this? Is this a festival?
Why did you choose to do this now?
Oh, fuck!
Wait!
I'm down here!
No! I'm gonna die!
Fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
I
Gotta take a piss hold up
All right, here we go.
What the hell?
What is this music?
So random?
Oh
I was we're getting to a hundred percent in this demo
Let's go bro. Let's go. We're fucking around now. We ain't fucking around dude. You're done. You're done. You're done. I'm off
and before
Greatest night in all of the land
Yeah
Forward my cherry. Oh shit. Oh fuck out
Good thing I had a helmet on always wear a helmet
Drink through it drink through it drink through the pain
The pain has receded.
Bro get up!
What the fuck are you attached to, man?
Okay.
Oh, I think he's just super drunk and stuck.
Okay, there we go.
I'm going to skip this armor.
Oh, he's dead.
I got no points for that death.
Oh shit, we got a duel here motherfucker, okay
What the hell man?
I just gotta know that I'm fine, okay
There you go, holy shit
There it is, send.
You're gonna grab me you're gonna grab me bro. No honor under you unhand me unhand me night
There's no honor like this
How dare you!
Bested.
Another line.
Oh no, not again!
Even though it doesn't matter.
I'm gonna skip it.
Oh no, not again! Even though it doesn't matter. I'm gonna skip it.
Let me refill my tankard!
Okay. That was the easy way of doing it too.
Do I have the upper body strength?
I
Got it
What is going on here, how dare you you fell asleep after eating all the muffins in the basket
An easy kill or he's already dead
Ah, I sleep.
Oh shit!
Unguard, knight.
Unguard.
You're just an obstacle in my journey.
Okay, bro. Okay, dude. Alright, he's immune to the technique.
Oh, shit! Mother! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!
Stand up!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Stop!
Here!
Here!
Stop!
Here!
You're done!
This is working!
Okay, wow. Wow. Holy shit, I'm exhausted.
Goddamn!
Yo, come on, man, shit, ah!
Fuck!
No!
Stop!
No!
No!
Dude, I'm gonna die!
Ah, get behind!
Holy shit!
you're fucking apple I remember I remember it got me killed last time
all right let me go get it
All right, the tree.
I help thy fellow man.
Okay, one arm, two arm.
I have secured the loot.
Yeah, they gotta make an extractor like this.
Sam controls.
Are you kidding me, dude?
See motherfuckers extracting their loot like this?
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh shit.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What?
AHH!
AHH!
Hey!
AHH!
This is it, this is it, and we're going, oh shit!
AHH!
NOOOO!
No!
Oh my god!
Hold on!
Stay with me, apples!
Hold on!
Ugh.
I have some booze.
I have some.
Okay.
I can't grab it.
Hold on, this is going to hurt.
The apples!
I must complete the quest!
Shit!
No!
No, no, oh my god.
One of those, you made out of them.
Help.
Wait.
Did I get, move, my leg.
Oh my god.
Fuck.
There's only left.
Oh God stop for two seconds in the name of the king
Good the apples are gone. Oh my god mustache
Okay, hold on. Okay, hold on. Shit! Why the fuck do both arms go up? God damn it!
Oh, no.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, and now, now, now, now, now, here we go.
I
Fuck man
All right, we gotta get to 100% this is ridiculous
Ah
Fuck you don't roll huh fuck you don't rock you think I was trapped you think I was trapped
I was expecting you to do that, motherfucker.
You're a mind-tap, motherfucker.
Come on!
Come on!
Good.
You're lucky this doesn't stab.
Okay, dude, just fucking stabbing.
Come on!
What the fuck?
Dude.
How how god damn
Let us go
I'm gonna pay back
I don't have a knife!
Alright
Not again, please, just go!
Oh my fucking god, every time!
Every time!
Oh my god, I might die here.
Okay, I lived it.
Oh, not this shit again!
It's the thickest hay!
Why did that hurt?
Oh
speedrun
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, you tripped me, brah, you tripped me, huh?
What's up, you man?
Oh, you tripped me, brah. You tripped me, huh?
You mad?
You're done, brah. You're done.
You're already done, man.
You're already done. Stay right there.
I don't know why you're swinging like that.
There it is. There it is. I have no heals coming up here and the boss. No! Okay, don't
break these. Yo, let me heal, dude. I swear this this mace is not that good, but I'll
grab it just because... why not?
It doesn't want to attack this guy?
bro I don't know what the hell you are doing but it's working holy shit
what
This guy's a tank!
Oh my god, I have no HP.
Oh
Dude what are we doing here?
Okay the next day
Alright, here we go boys. Come on now. Change music please. The song is good. It's an insane
song. Insane reversal into the... I don't know how he died but we'll take it. Into the...
I swear my foot is stuck!
Help!
Okay, my foot is stuck.
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Alright there we go. Alright we're good, we're good, we're good.
Haha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Sorry!
I'm having trouble with my legs today.
I am looking for the plague doctor.
My legs are not working properly.
I apologize.
Okay, here we go.
No!
It's so hard to balance.
Okay, here we go, no!
It's so hard to balance.
No!
Not dude, every time, dude, every time!
Uh-oh, well that was the worst I just belly-dived right into this shit.
It's like I'm walking upstairs.
Alright.
Yeah, I'm not going to be here tomorrow, Shat.
I'll be here on Thursday.
Yeah, I'm not gonna be here tomorrow, chat. I'll be here on Thursday.
Just switching days off.
Oh!
Yeah, that was pro.
Oh shit this is the run! Oh my god!
You are just by my a-ll.
All right, one...
Two...
Goddammit!
I swear this thing does not always give me stuff to heal, but then it does.
We meet again, knight.
We meet again, knight.
You will not win this.
My will is stronger than the end.
Oh my god
All right, so yeah, let me just surgically put this into your visor
Just kidding
Hold on, let me get him back. I can't see shit.
Hey!
Wait!
Back up!
Back up!
I'm not going down here.
I'm not.
Hey, you know, there's a crazy guy with a cleaver down here.
Stop!
Move back!
Move back!
Back!
Back!
Back!
Reverse! Reverse!
Reverse!
You piece of shit.
You piece of shit.
But that's just not it.
I'm not going there.
I'm not going there. Yes. Motherfucker.
Oh no, no, no. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
Your shit-ass apple, you fuckwit. Why don't you just walk two feet and get it yourself?
Okay, all right, we're at 80%, we're at 80%, 80%.
I got it.
Come on.
Okay, obtained, obtained.
...and obtained.
Do not hurt me, please.
I just not need to be like this.
Why are you not lifting your shield just grab the fucking Apple man holy shit
I'm dead. Okay. Okay.
How do I do this without hurting myself?
No, no! Oh my God!
I got it. I got it. Holy shit, I got it. Okay, you know what? Fuck the shield. The shield is the problem.
Man, what does this momentum shift?
It takes like an hour to accelerate sometimes.
Really? Really? Stand up. Stand up.
I'm happy you found a beast. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm a prince. I'm happy. I'm happy.
What is this?
What is this?
What's happening?
You don't know this technique.
My master is well around.
The Striding Steyer.
Shia!
Shia!
Alright, hold on, hold on tight, hold on, hold on.
This is it.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Not again!
Oh!
I escaped!
Oh my god!
I escaped!
Oh, shit!
Hold up, hold up!
Wait, hold on.
I bet there's a way to speedrun this.
Oh, really, bitch?
Oh, he fell and died.
Oh!
Ah!
Yes!
Oh shit whatever.
What's that man?
What's that dude?
You don't even know bro.
You don't even know what you are man.
You don't even know.
Get up.
On the locker.
You don't even know!
On the blocker!
You don't even know where these dolphin dives come from, dude!
I know, I know! I don't even know!
What's up, man?
My signature move!
I dolphin dive and just plank myself.
They rush you and then you plank.
Oh wait, fuck, hold on, you go.
They don't even know, man.
They don't even know what to do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The plank.
Oh shit, hold on, yeah, whoa, whoa.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Hold on!
Yeah, Chad, delete the vine.
Okay, that's my signature move.
What the fuck is going on with my leg?
Ah!
I pulled something!
Ah!
Doesn't look bad!
Hell!
Be honest!
Doesn't look bad, sir.
Be honest!
You can tell me the truth!
I can tell you the truth!
Alright, the plank.
Oh shit, that was...
The plank!
Yeah, bitch.
The plank!
Yo, nice straightening.
My legs have given out on me. What the fuck is this?
I use! I use!
The plank!
Alright, the plank doesn't always work.
Alright, I'm in a very good position here.
Not again, not again.
Oblique!
Dude, it's not straightening.
I think it's because he's deflecting.
You are a mother fucker, aren't you huh, oh piece of shit, aren't you
Come on man!
Give up bro, give up!
What are you defending?
Probably your life?
It does not have to be like this.
Too late.
My journey continues.
All right, gentlemen.
Up and... got it!
All right, here we go, the plank.
Oh shit, he's already dead.
What happened?
We all know what is ahead. We are all the way ahead.
Oh shit, he was ready! Come on, man!
I'm just here oh my god no no I must retreat
This is a tactical retreat.
Oh, fuck, I'm so drunk.
Oh, shit!
Oh!
Oh, I guess I got his toe.
Ah, you're weak point.
Ah!
Oh, shit.
Ah!
Yeah!
Got the locker.
Get away from me, man. Get away, bro. I'm funnin' that goddamn leg off.
Oh, shit!
Oh my god dude he's just gonna hit me once and I'm dead.
I can not put- Oh!
Oh my god, please!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Fuck!
What?
No!
Are you serious? What killed me?
I was about to heal, too.
Oh my god, bro.
Dude, what the hell, man?
All right, speedrun, Owl.
Al, I broke my jaw. Speedrun.
Alright, speedrun.
OH MY GOD!
It's been three days, please.
Sorry.
It's been three days.
I've been up here.
You fucking asshole.
You piece of shit.
I've been up here.
You fucking asshole.
You piece of shit.
Are you kidding me, you're still alive.
Okay, dude.
I
Know I gotta beat this man. What time it's 354 it's 354 man. I gotta move on
Oh, the stats are cosmetic.
Ah, here we go.
Oh, now you jumped like the greatest fucking jumper ever?
are you serious buddy buddy buddy what are you mad out of did they hot fix your ass
Holy shit!
God damn!
Oh my god, no barrels destroyed!
But he still says he's ruined.
Oh fuck!
There we go, unworthy, unworthy!
let's go let's go let's go
are you dead?
are you dead?
are you dead Matt?
are you dead?
alright, hold on
My fucking foot!
Get off me!
Shit!
Get off me!
I'll bring you with me!
Or not. Oh my god, my leg broke.
My leg completely broke.
Dude.
My leg is fucked!
Ah, two on one, ah!
Delightful!
I must make it!
Oh no!
Fuck!
I need that for the Apple Quest!
Where did it go?
No!
Dude, it's gone!
Dude, it's gone!
Alright.
All right, so relax relax my fucking way my hip is displaced you got a relax man
you're seeing this
Where you going exactly where I needed ya?
Alright here we go the plank.
Oh shit.
I know where your achilles is.
I know where you bleed, I know.
I have studied thy armor, I know thy weak spot.
I know thy weak spot, I know.
Oh my god fuel in the tank and Apple quest holy shit
I'm gonna get some booze.
I have one there.
All right.
Here we go.
God damn it!
Come on!
Why is this so heavy?
Why is the ammo...
70 pounds!
What the fuck?
I'm sinking!
Help!
Hurry!
Fuck!
This is it, this is it.
Yes!
Go, go, go!
Oh, my God!
Wait!
No!
No!
The apples!
No!
No!
Fuck!
Yo, it's the worst part, man!
What the hell is the horse doing?
Oh, no!
No!
No.
No!
I've never been like this for an apple! Come to me! I will survive!
Oh
One second
Oh my god.
My bag!
Well, like, so like I'm moving far back so enough times I will eventually get here.
Not because I can't do anything right now.
All right!
Come on, bro! Help!
Yeah, they're completely on my feet. On my legs.
It's not letting me jump.
This one needs to disappear.
Tell me there's an apple left.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm moving, I'm moving.
I will not be defeated.
Come on.
Dude, it's right on my neck.
I can't lift!
Oh my god! Please!
Oh no.
No!
No! No!
Are you kidding?
Dude.
Are you serious?
Holy shit, man.
Oh my god.
God damn.
Alright, speed run. Here we go, boys.
Wawah! Wawah! Wawah!
We will fight till the end, then.
It wasn't that bad, I didn't lose a lot of HP.
Oh my god, this thing is the worst shit ever!
Fuck!
Alright.
All right.
Mother TV1. Alright boys... the Pagoli brothers... alright...
One Pagoli, two Pagoli. They don't matter. They don't matter to me.
What up, boys?
Man, that move doesn't always work.
Oh my god!
Come on man!
They're the resilience!
Both of your shields have been dropped!
What?
Oh
Why is this guy hurting himself on hay?
Okay buddy, okay buddy!
Okay.
Come on man!
What the hell are you made out of?
Holy shit!
He died, he died. Alright, nice, he died.
Give me a second, a lot of booze.
Are you kidding me?
Alright, big battle.
Oh, shit!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh my god, he's good at stabbing at my leg.
I can't kill this guy. I cannot kill this guy.
He has barely any weak spots.
There you go, toe stabs, toe stabs.
I see blood.
Yep, yep, there it is, there it is.
Just get that in there.
Nope, nope.
I'm gonna saw it off, bro.
There you go, there you go.
I'm not proud of what I just did there, but I had to.
I'm ready for the apple quest.
Alright, we made it back.
Oh, Appleman!
I'm back!
Appleman!
I know you have the answers for the legends.
Yeah, an apple tree this big.
I'm eating apples every day
The others are fake they're on this I got a good one you'll be very happy
With this one right
Yeah. Yeah.
Behold the apple.
All right. Now to just get it to him.
Oh, my God, what was that?
Thank you. Oh, my God. No.
Oh my god, Appleman! What the fuck? Wait! Why do you have a thousand?
It means the Appleman. What am I supposed to do with it?
Trade recently gave me a whole cartload of apples!
What? Oh my god. There it is, boys.
There it is.
Gamer of the Year.
Holy.
What's this place on the left?
Is this like a gauntlet or something?
Oh
My god
Without a feasting they have no time for your games
What the hell is this?
I like what you see I'm a nice training
It looks like we are tonight's entertainment.
Yes!
The Holy Cheese!
All right, if I can just jump up there.
Alright, if I can just jump up there...
Alright, I don't want it.
Oh, shit!
Ah, no shield!
Oh, wait, you just have one.
Oh, found it! Oh, you're bleeding! You're bleeding!
Look at the cheese!
I don't fight but- oh my god, mother fucker! You piece of shit!
You're ready to...
Oh
Are you kidding me man, are you kidding me bro?
Oh wait, this is the percentage as well that you gotta get through.
Are you kidding me, bro? Are you kidding me?
Are you- Are you fucking kidding me?
The one tap through the helmet?
Easy.
There it is, boys. Speed run. Speed run.
I would fight you on the cheese wheel.
Sir.
I will.
Say.
No honor.
Oh my god!
Hold on!
Oh shit!
That's not what I saw that far!
What the hell?
This guy has insane armor!
He has no weak spot!
He has no weak spot.
Alright.
Mexico retreat!
Wow, he taunt me.
Damn, dude.
I
There you go.
Oh, fuck out the way!
God damn it, man!
There you go.
the way god damn it man
It's only a matter of time, buddy.
Oh my god dude what the fuck is this Holy shit
Dude, what the fuck?
I have no armor, I only have that because of the first level.
Wait, what?
Oh.
Boys, I don't have shit to equip.
You're doing that thing where you're back seating and being incorrect.
I didn't unlock half the armor when I beat it.
I need to get a lot of the chance.
Interesting, interesting. Okay, okay.
Here we go, here we go.
What?
Relax, relax, relax, relax, and rock.
Let me pass!
Let me pass!
Holy shit, man!
Yo, they're so good at that.
Oh my god!
Yay!
Yay!
good at that all right here we go here we go here we go i'm gonna run past them
all right this is pure movement tech
Alright, pure movement tech, Bullies.
Okay, dude.
Okay.
I must escape! I must escape!
God fucking damn it, bro!
Ah, stop!
What the fuck?
God, just fucking jump asshole!
Holy shit!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh!
Oh, it's the Big Bash!
The Big Bash!
Let me...
Smash!
Oh!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
What?
What?
Shit!
I must climb it!
Ah, shh!
Get down!
Oh my god, don't enclose me.
I don't need the cheese, I have me arms.
BAM!
BAM!
I mean, I need no cheese.
Shit!
Come on!
Oh my god, I'm losing my strength.
I won't give up!
Oh
I
Okay, okay, God damn it.
I don't know how the hell I'm gonna do this.
I'm not going to die with a cheese blockage.
Oh yeah guys, there's a rope right here. By the way, there is a rope.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
All right, nice.
Oh
All right, here we go
Goddamn!
Okay, buddy!
Okay, here we go, here we go.
Roll with the cheese, fuck the cheese, man!
Shut the cheese up, cheese up your ass, Chad.
Shut up your ass, boys.
Shut up your ass.
Yeah, 27%?!
Goddamn!
YAY!
You got 27%? God damn!
Here we go! Here we go!
Don't tell me I'm going to the left.
OHHHHH MY FUCKING LANG!
Wait, do I have to go this way?
Oh my god!
Okay, dude, who's this guy?
I think I actually was supposed to go left for progression.
You're not giving me...
Yeah!
Waaah!
Ow!
Shit!
You're not giving me...
I'm gonna... I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
Oh, this guy's fucking defense is insane!
Give it up, bro!
Oh, shit!
Oh
I must make this!
This should be having new Assassin's Creed plays.
Ah
Oh my God, I got it, I got it.
I got it, I got it.
I'm okay! I'm okay! The farts! The f**king farts!
All right, I think I gotta go left if there's a bunch of roads.
All right, I may just leave, and some reason may be mine.
Oh, shit.
Yeah!
You're nothing.
What the hell?
You're nothing!
What the hell?
Hey, chill!
Alright, we gotta go in the chimney.
Goodbye, Bliv!
Yes!
Come on!
I escaped in the night.
Stupid knight!
I'm escaping!
Stupid boy!
You know what? I think I gotta go down there. Oh, shit. The new trip.
I think I gotta go down the chimney, right?
Okay, this man.
to making the dinners you don't need to do this you don't need to do this you
don't need this it doesn't need to be like this you made great fun dude I don't
want to do this
You're kidding, does the fire hurt if it's not... it has not lit it, it's not hot enough.
Yeah, this is literally a chest of new gear.
Stop sticking your hand out like that.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop, I say.
Stop.
Yeah, there's gonna be a fucking tank with no armor!
I've never been this far.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh god.
Oh god.
Really.
Whoa.
What's down here?
Oh my god, the horses just kicked my ass.
Wow.
I have no heels and I'm at 50% of the time.
I'm not even gonna get a shot.
I'm not even gonna get a shot.
I'm not even gonna get a shot.
I'm not even gonna get a shot.
I'm not even gonna get a shot.
I have no heals and I'm at 50%
Oh my god dude
Shit I'm gonna die
Oh, fuck me!
That's over.
Oh!
Come on man.
Alright boys, let's next game it.
That game was great though.
That was a great game people.
That was a great game.
I'll probably play that when it comes out.
It was very nice.
It was not bad.
Thank you for watching.
All right, next, let's see what else we got here.
The loopler and the redast demo.
The gulf fields are calling.
Let's see what redast is.
This may or may not be potato.
This may or may not be potato. Hold on.
All right, what do we have here?
Locked main menu?
What?
just died hello I can't hear anything alright I'm gonna wait till this game
comes out what else do we have bones and coins I'm gonna let me try bones and
coins. Play some dopamine games. This may or may not be potato. Nope! Wait until it comes
Nope.
See how this game works.
Wait, oh, Skeleton?
Oh, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, okay.
True, true.
Okay, we got enough upgrade.
Weapon area, coin drop, initial count, oh, okay, how many?
Is there any dungeons in play?
Way more mobs.
Yeah, we need more damage.
Oh, new shred.
You can actually, okay, wait, new shred.
Whoa, okay, okay, upgrades!
Plus one slot to your party?
What?
Plus one coin drop value.
That seems strong.
Nice, let me see here, still a level 1 upgrade.
Item drops, unlocks a wooden chest.
So I give me a guild, alone, driven by greed who descended a dungeon through your skill
and new heroes, a way to serve and loot.
I have nobody.
I unlocked and there's nobody.
Area-sized blacksmith. Well, you can change your weapon
I'm gonna just grind to level two to see what happens
I did vampire crawlers was fun. I beat the demo so I just
Stop playing it.
I enjoyed it though.
I had a really strong build.
My first attempt.
Weapon damage, weapon crit, attack, duration.
Recruit the barbarian to join your guild.
Level 1 Barbarian.
What does he do?
Oh, so now there's a...oh, he actually helps me.
The thing is, I killed him too fast.
He's useless.
Buddy, what are you doing?
Okay.
Okay.
to summon a skeleton on kill. Is there only one dungeon level?
Do I have to do something?
Is it literally just one map?
A hundred gold to next level.
Man man man man man man man man man.
It says zero of a hundred XP.
That's it
Maybe it's a shallow demo
It's maybe level up one more time I have rat coin is really good
yes
talisman
Inventory items can drop, it already enraged on spawn.
Yeah, maybe do you have to hit 101 session in order to go to the next one?
Maybe.
There's no way.
I just made it so the coins are worth more.
Maybe now.
Wow.
Oh, 105.
Wow, oh 105.
It says coin 100%, 100% drop chance of that?
Zero of 100 XP.
Alright, I mean it's a bit of a shame.
Shallow D- uh, demo.
So, Matt...
Need a little more to see kind of where it heads into.
Where was the loopler? The Luller?
Try what game? Which one?
South
What is this game
Infinity.
One goal 200
Oh, I get all of this.
I was about to say, what the fuck was that?
Card pack, plus one gold on passing.
Did we get a luck build?
How much gold do I have?
Inspect track.
I don't understand this game right now.
I'm trying to see how this comes together.
You have to do four loops in the...
What's stopping me?
Okay, do you have to get it?
Okay.
You gotta do eight loops.
Sixteen hundred eight loops.
Or is this total amount of loops, ten?
So I think you just keep going and it's your repair that is your health.
Okay, refuel system, I don't have to refuel when tank is emptied.
Plus two boosts on passing a gate.
I like that Oh Fuck button.
Yeah this is on end just in case.
6400?
Oh like this is gonna pop here.
What?
It does ignore the fuel efficiency, so like there's no way I'm going to make this.
I'm pretty sure I'm dead here.
i'm not making this in 40 percent
actually i might make it
hmm
i never mind
yeah you need gates
unless
Oh my god.
I don't get it.
Okay, let's see. I'm pretty sure I'm fucked anyways. I have no gas. I have to do this
again. Double pit stop with no money. Nothing's free. How much? Okay, so now I'm gonna go
Now I'm dead.
Oh, that's why I'm dead.
Oh, that's what happens at the end, um...
Wait, let me see how this works. It looks like there was a leaderboard.
This game could be good. I need to play a little more here.
here.
score gained is multiplied by 2x. Alright, I can get all of these. That's a gate.
What is the leaderboard? 15,000 loops?
All right, first one's always whatever.
Okay, plus part of boost when fuel is emptied.
Oh, when is fuel emptied?
These are all good.
Is the fuel emptied after every lap?
Yeah, but I haven't been following it.
Let me just see.
Let me see on the next one.
Let's go right into fast gates.
Next score gained is multiplied by 2x.
That seems good.
Unless that means the gate, I'm not sure.
Okay.
100% ignores fuel efficiency and then plus 400 boost when fuel is emptied.
I wonder if there's synergy here and then plus a thousand when fuel is emptied.
These have synergy here, but this one might have synergy too, so it just keeps emptying
it, but it doesn't, it goes back to 60.
I wonder if it would just be 400 and goes back.
That might be insane.
So it's ignored, but it will still hit zero.
Whoa!
Whoa!
I think that did work.
I think that did work.
Let's try to move some fuel as emptied.
What the hell?
The empty fuel build?
Oh, eventually he does run out, no matter what.
I think it's still pretty good.
Now I need to visit a pit stop and get uh...
some stuff.
Now I'm curious if this...
I'm gonna go one again.
All right, let's see. I'm assuming Matt, yep, big boost. Half the bar finishes on that.
It fills up so much of the bar.
Damn.
Oh, you can only have three.
I wonder if this is stronger.
I get rid of this and get it.
This is just buffing from 60 to 65.
I don't see how that's worth.
It's like, I guess, 5% more.
Did it upgrade it?
Oh, dead upgraded.
12,800, I need gates.
survive but we're getting to the area where Yikes is. Does this pass the dopamine meter?
I just started it, not yet.
Here we go, here we go.
Man, in and in.
Glappler, zero hour yikes.
One is above.
This one kind of sucks ass, but whatever.
I don't know if this makes sense.
Let's see.
Is it a goddamn boss?
I'm not ready for that.
Oh yeah, I should have bought repair.
I might survive.
Oh, it really, really builds up when you run out of gas and just go through all the gates.
I'm not gonna be alive tomorrow. I'll survive. At this rate, I'll survive. 5%? Oh wait, actually?
Oh fuck.
Maybe, please, just barely survive.
Wham wham wham wham wham!
Ohhhh!
This is not good!
This is not very good!
I'm fucking dead dude.
There's no repair.
GG boys.
GG.
You can skip for repair, it's only 5%.
Nah.
Can you upgrade?
Oh, you can upgrade the gates.
Yeah, no, no, no, no way.
How the fuck do you hit 51,000 this early?
How?
I
Suck man
Let's try one more time
Wait, score total loops multiplied by one when looping.
I wonder how good is the boost?
Yeah, what is it?
What is the boost?
I'm passing a gate.
I need a gate.
I need to see it in action to see how the plus two is.
I'm gonna just drop some now.
Refuel on passing?
Ten percent chance to trigger twice.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Trigger random card when looping.
Fuck the refuel! I've been doing refuels!
doing refuels. I'm gonna try something else. There's no way a refuel build is the only
way to play this. There's no way. Okay, the boost seems like it's actually really good.
Oh my fucking god, is it all on shit-ass empty fuel?
At least this multiplies it by 2.5x.
Not very substantial.
I mean this card is carrying right now.
Plus one gold on loop.
I could just upgrade this and keep at it.
And then hope for some gates.
It takes a while to get gates because you need the cards.
Oh, this is gonna hurt.
Oh, shit.
Get boost. I'm not sure what causes that. I get a massive multiplier later on.
I'm dead
Gigi boys, I'm dead. Joke's over! You're dead!
It's over.
Oh yeah, I kinda upgraded it.
Whoops.
There's no fucking way.
Bra.
Holy shit!
Good god damn!
Okay, refuel gate it is.
I can't afford any of those.
Alright fuel and boost build.
Fueling boost.
The build.
And I said...
20.
I said... 20.
Alright, 15% fuel gain on loop pass.
It's not bad.
I'll try to refuel.
Let's see.
feel a bell
Oh shit
why not when fuel is emptied I might get rid of that card actually I'm my
oh actually no that's very nice
Okay, 90%, 95%.
If I just go boost, get another boost.
Wait, lucky gate?
No.
Okay.
No boss.
Damn!
Yeah, the multiplier does work.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Headstop prices cannot stack.
Another refuel.
Upgrade that one.
And now I'm poor as shit.
Okay
You need an early gold gate?
Oh, nice.
Which one should I get, chat?
Lucky gate?
Double gates.
Not bad either.
Double gates, not bad either. Oh wait, I have literally no- Holy shit, you don't make anything!
Dude!
This might be where it falls apart.
Yeah man, lol, I think this is GG as well.
I don't know how I can survive the next one.
You get more cars later?
Yeah, that probably changed everything.
I have to remove a card for this.
So I might as well skip.
Yeah, but I'm going to die anyways.
Laplher card is really good.
Oh, whoops.
Mam, mam, mam, mam.
Yeah, GG.
GG, boys. GG.
That's all there is to it, man.
I
Laughlers like double points. Yeah, this one's GG
I just like exit the run and the run restart the run
Okay, hold on let me uh and
Uh, uh, uh, unlocks 269.
I feel like this is good and then Gate Merchant is good too.
Boost build.
gate with multiplier. I'm in a reserve tank I've used. Let's build Laplac.
What's the fuel for now?
Prepare 10% durability?
I wonder if this goes over?
I have no idea.
Wow, it didn't actually fucking waste it.
Holy shit.
Let's save 110 of 110.
Okay, I can just stack both.
Choose one of three cards, worth.
Plus 20 score on boost.
Score total loops multiplied by one when looping.
I mean I can go more on the loops, loop build, and then hope for some boosts.
I don't have shit.
So many choices.
I could have done with the gold gate as well.
I'm not impressed.
8? That's horrible.
Do I do double? Do I do a gold gate? Alright, let's do a gold gate.
Yeah, I don't know about this.
I don't see it.
I don't see it at all.
16, and got shit on.
Oh, now I get this, Golden Tooth.
Refuel gate?
I could do refuel and a speed gate.
Boost and the refuel, I could go refuel
or unidentified flask is not bad.
Or get the third card which I feel like I'll just get in general
Last get a normal gate that is not upgraded
Let's see what happens
This is probably where I die at 35%
Holy shit.
Fuck man.
Yo, I do not know how to play this game.
Clutch.
Refill terms that I fuel on loot.
That seems pretty good and then golden lap seems good too but I'm gonna die anyways.
Unless I get some, yeah I'm dead.
5%?
It's over.
Yeah, this is death.
No!
So much gold, but death.
So much gold, but death boys what time is it?
it.
Distant shore.
Sometimes I trim about what's in there at the ocean, a distant shore.
Yeah, this game
Yeah, this game did look cool, I don't know that a demo I
Did not know they had a demo do we do an op exchange
We're gonna do an op exchange boys and then you know
Op exchange
Here we go people.
Let's see if I'm done with the game.
Let's see if I get obliterated I'm uninstalling.
I fucked this game.
Fuck CS.
It's officially over.
Let's see.
Let's see.
I've been saying that for two months.
Okay, I am at 24,898.
If I lose this, I'm done with the game.
I'm out.
I'm not sure how to use it.
All righty.
Five thousand demos and you choose CS.
Yes, brother, please, brother, please, please, brother.
Don't say this man.
Don't do this man.
Come on, brother.
Let's roll.
All right.
Oh, fuck.
Alright, this is what I like to see.
Oh, shoot!
Fuck overpass, fuck ancient.
I actually know my ancient.
and
All right anubis
Cs is full of cheaters
You know what I
You know my journey I haven't I feel like no one has fully cheated there's closet cheaters. Yes
But I haven't felt some matches. Yes, I've been sketchy, but overall I've had
Really I had a good experience this season unless people are super fucking
Good
Hiding the cheats. No one had there's there's only a handful of players who have completely popped off to the point of
You got to be cheating
And I don't even remember the match was it's been rare
It's usually just like the team getting owned over a cheater putting everybody
Okay, you be watch
This is the big leagues I got a lock-in voice
Okay.
Uh-oh.
Yeah.
Both, both.
They got it. They got it.
Good job.
Nice!
New Super Mario Party is being shown at Nintendo Treehouse.
What?!
Didn't they just release a new Mario Party?!
I wonder why he did that.
He's more detrimental.
Ah, boys.
One bigaloski.
One bigaloski.
I'm running about.
The fuck?
I don't need to know.
I'm running low ski.
going
i'm saving again
all right let's see if it hits today all right boys if we lose this i'm uninstalling
I don't care.
Inc. No.
This guy's gonna die here. This guy's gonna die right here.
All right!
Okay, dude, I thought that guy was gonna push.
Oh
This is
two blocks
nah that was fucking so dumb
sometimes you got a triple peak when you have 24 hp and everybody's dead
Sometimes you got it.
I'll make sure it goes through.
Really?
Shit.
How much of a clutch does it move?
A window, central.
the
fifth
fifth
fifth
fifth
fifth
fifth
fifth
Oh
Here we fucking go here we fucking go
All right, let's see here work
Oh
You fuck who the dude who plays with an off that close
I would have just held that shit
Alright, looks like we're uninstalled boys, might be one of those, you're uh, outmatched
share. That's crazy. That's crazy. This guy with the AK just got destroyed.
I
Okay, yo
Wow
All right, they come back
Now work picks I'm gonna kill the guy water and then we're gonna
No, no, no, no, no, here we go boys. They're not that good
They're not that good here we go here we go
I'm done with this guy, I'm done with this game, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done,
I don't think water is worth it anymore
Brother peak brother
Yeah, we drop bomb
Wow, what? No one picked this shit up?
Dude.
I'm trying to pick B.
There's one more up, I don't even know what the fuck even is this shit, man.
I'll just go one more way
Oh, that's too easy
you know it's CT's side and we have three rounds yeah we're better a
ahhh, we should just rush here
max 8, max 8, max 8, max 8
i need flash
he's holding with ult
i'm gonna flash here
go to max, pick him up
let's go
let's go, let's go
he's holding far away from the wall
i got it, i got it, i got flash
now it's molly
I got the spike, I got the spike.
What's going to be?
Metch, Metch, he's on the window.
Get the fuck out of here.
Most dumbass peak!
One day window
All right to come back to come back
Alright, we went out here. We went out.
Went out, went out. Here we go, here we go.
Unacceptable. Is that clipping through? Are you serious, Gavin?
the
okay to be the biggest blockers literally practice this map every day
not only shit
also
We're gonna be alright, we can go to B.
Of course! Love that fucking timing, I love it man, yes!
Shit, okay, more.
Oh man, this is reading my life.
Oh, okay.
So that guy has 400 dollars on that account and badminton is gone.
Which one?
The little retard Jeff.
Fuck you!
Why am I blind this shit?
Why am I blind this?
Water. Push the baby.
four more rebugs, he's peeking
B main one
I will say that they're blue and they're green, I just played with them, you're not cheap.
How can we trust him if you're cheated?
Oh!
Yeah, that was a good call.
Look, can we murder this guy?
Who's gonna be here?
May? Every round?
He's gonna peek, he's gonna peek!
Oh, rain check today, fucker!
Are we good?
They are in the car now.
They are in the car now.
Camera! Camera!
Alright, alright, come back, come back. Here we go. Not last. Not last.
Bro, I rushed A main five times.
Every time when I'm on my own he plays different spot when other people are coming he all of a sudden decides he has to back up all the way to site
You just figure it out every time
Oh these two are on their promotion three promotions on the line
I'll play A
A main
Watch out for one, main, main, main, main, main
So A main
B, new box
I mean, it's good shot
I'm seeing A
Pizza, B main
Pizza's still
Buddy, fucking die
I got it, it's not working.
Staves.
I mean, I guess.
I just rush in now.
Control flash on the wall.
Push in, in you.
Push in.
I mean I guess
Yeah, just rushing now
I'm gonna throw a flash on the wall
Push in man, yo
Push in
Yeah, yeah, push in, we're on it
Mid, mid, mid, mid, omit
Yeah, he's clear
one drop on ebox, cbox with bomb, two bomb, one big
one big, one big, one big
bomb seabox
mother i want to kill where are you dude
I don't have a choice, if he is in my place. I don't know.
Tell me that was a 4v5.
This dude is actually being a rat shit?
I kind of want to push B fast, but knowing me they're just going to instantly frag me
I'm done raging I'm done
Oh he has the cool-ass op-to the prince
CBOX
CBOX inside
Site
Grenade out
Yeah
Site
Crazy bro
Die
I'm out of ammo
I'm out of ammo
I don't have a kit.
That's right, that's right.
Wow
And for it is
Absolute shitter like one million percent using a gas sheeting
That's a high fucking percent
One in water
One on left dude
Main green
One more one more
One more water
Coming on Molly, orange
Fire we fire
Pushing through
He's close
Two mid
I
Said but there was one for sure
I'm gonna break the breaker for you
Don't feel don't be a fucking noob. I forced this game, bro. This is your life, dude. Okay, don't be a fucking shit
Whose whole life is this game and you're gonna scream snipe
Don't be a fuck but if you do, I don't blame you
I don't know what to expect of a big mid.
That's pretty much my real here.
You're still bad even though you're third of class.
You're going to...
get fucked up.
One more.
I'm going up in.
In me, last.
They're in the hall!
It's in the area!
I'm holding you right mid.
Yeah, I shot. That's about...
I'm holding right split mid.
This guy could just randomly finish.
Oh my god, I listened to that call
And I started pushing and thank God this guy didn't headshot me
Holy fuck
That was the worst timing
I'm gonna go e-box. No forget about it. I'm going to go here again.
I'd like this map too. I don't mind this map.
I
Missed the smoke stairs so I'm feeling beef. What is going on here?
One now be all the pop they push
you boxed one
in me
in me
watch your tempo
in me
I still be, I'm lit
they're pushing inside
It's my bad.
Left side, left side.
Flashbang.
Back of site.
Up.
Agh, a little bit.
Why'd I peek?
Yeah, a little bit left.
He knows.
He knows.
Where the fuck did I peek man?
That was my bad, I took such a bad spot, I could have won that.
I know I should have just smoked and just camped or something, I was thinking.
We have two ops pushing the tree.
One more flash for you orange, just give me a second, I don't know much.
That's crazy dude.
This conversation in the chat is why Valorant is better.
These players are stuck in the psychosis of still debating themselves if they're not
knowing who is cheating or not and just throwing accusations out, literally the most brain-bent
immunity.
Like, how the fuck are you still having these conversations in this game?
One is to both left side dark, and one pizza, yeah one pizza, one pizza.
That's why Valorant is better.
There's no one, no one asks that question.
One has been pointed.
Rotated the E-Box.
Reloading E-Box.
Heads and up.
Oh, they need you.
three bucks less
we need
man that was beautiful
you had it?
i think you got it
you don't have it run
no you got it
run
that's the sad part about those guys
still the same dumbass
you're cheating
no i'm not
Still dumbass I had these conversations when I was walking 13 in 1.6
How the hell has the anti-cheat been that shit for fucking almost two decades
At this point man, I swear to God bro just make it so there's back live connected to steam
just make it so that what valorant has vanguard is kind of just it's a back on
steam you have it you gotta restart your computer to shut it off you have steam
it's built-in I think back side
I can't find my flashbang
Main main main main main
I can buy for you bro
Thank you
I'm gonna smoke the stairs again.
I'm gonna charge here, don't see a door.
Flashing mid for me.
One more.
One RDB.
RDB.
what are you doing some should have been
Q&V dude they really just walk in that is the most insane shit dude
They literally usually it's like five smokes flashes. They just walked in
I'm dead.
Sorry for the loss.
I'm gonna be a tough retake.
It's a jury.
Nice.
PWT in the temple.
Get around boys.
One
I'm debating on a big
Orange can you buy
Yeah
I smoke stairs
They've left me one
That was one big
I
Name it
Amen back with that
Watch out be
I'm running out of hp.
3.
I just mollied myself.
Nice.
Nice.
That was the worst time flash and I just scraped away
Blue do you want a can oh, I'll take off
This is actually potentially a triple rank, right?
We don't have any mines yet.
Flash B to one.
One AMA.
AMA pushing fast.
the
the
the
the
the
the
I can't hold it, I can't.
What the fuck?
What?
Hey, hey, hey, hey...
Dude...
back side mushroom, A site as well, aim in
mushroom, savor, circle, I don't believe
yeah I think the circle thing in the middle of the plant they call it mushroom
I don't know about that.
What do you call that?
Circleship in the middle.
A site?
I might just know the B who wants that one for her.
I think they look more like A site than a mushroom.
Oh, A site is very general.
When you say mushroom, you know that he's behind that circle.
Shit.
Thanks for this
Guys I have a little just be careful with me can be
It's impossible there. No way. I'm all the way stairs. It's a
What the fuck was that Molly dude once tagged every with another
Two great mollies right there
the
the
the
the
the
I
All right
Let's give it to the boys
What a match.
Nice smoke, sirs.
Yo, let me go in your bag.
Oh.
Flashbang.
Flashbang.
Oh, gosh.
On your side, on your side.
Hey, man.
Hey, man, on your main.
throwing smoke
GG bro
Hey guys, thanks, save
It's your call.
What do you want to do?
He helps.
Lean down smoke.
and
say good man
We had so much momentum.
What's the problem here? What are we doing wrong?
Maybe dying totally?
Alright, you see, let's see.
One down, man.
We'll take that.
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
Yo, the 25k matches, you know, it's just really difficult.
It's only going agh.
Get the fuck out of here, we got one here.
Dude, how do you push new that fast?
Say
When's this he wins this
Yeah, bro, I don't know how that guy pushed water that fast. I didn't even know you could push water that fast
But how how is he already there?
When I'm rushing it the guy in you box can peak so fast
He did call water but water
What do you guys want to go I
I
Can execute smokes on B from one spot, then we just go be
Can you drop miss one car
You're actually fucking
I'm going to back back
I think he's dead
He's one on the screen
Two, one on the whole way
One almost went down
One on site, behind the pillar
One on the bucket
of
the
Uninstalled.
I know we get rid of them
I know we get rid of them
I'm going to find a fire again
Temple?
Water one
And you?
Of course, this guy's not on the misspe-
GG
GG, guys
close man, close!
still have time for a
of
the
of
the
of
chat GG's I'll see you guys tomorrow looks like we're done with this game forever looks
like we're done with this game forever I am not gonna be here Wednesday no stream
Wednesday live Thursday people live Thursday we got the marathon stress test
Friday resident evil holy moly things are popping off goddamn oh my goodness
we'll see what's going on boys GGs all around hopefully it's good honestly I
want to try the solos and see if it's any good if not I mean well we'll see
what happens next time chat you guys enjoy the rest of your night follow the
Channel follow turn up there guys for watching like always G G's. I will see you on
Thursday goodbye chat peace out